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   Freeserve 2.
  
   Прочитав "Freeserve",
   Решили:
   Заплативши лишние фунты...
  
   Телефон
   Конечно включили,
  
   Интернет искрится
   Без бунта.
  
   Кабы так здесь было,
   Однако.
  
   Вполовину уютнее жили.
  
   Ну да ладно.
   Один виноватый.
   Залетел.
   Бывает.
  
   Почили.
  
   Заплатил я
   Лишние фунты.
  
   Уплатил сто десять паршивым.
  
   Телефон они
   Не включили...
  
   Лишь бумажки слали другие...
  
   Хороша тут почта,
   Однако.
   Из неё
   Почти не воруют.
  
   Ну да ладно. Не все
   Богаты.
   Похитрее кто. По хитрее.
  
   Мозговал увлечь
   Адвоката.
   Размечтался, крутые
   Контакты.
  
   В чёрной комнате сыщешь
   Когда-то.
   Твёрдо зная: а нет никого
   Там.
  
   О свободе прочтений
   Слышал.
   Про права и свободы
   Знают.
  
   Все права мои,
   Да свобода.
   В одном действии пребывают.
  
   Заплати?!
   Заплати свободно!
  
   Оплати,
   Навсегда же должен.
  
   Это право первого
   Хода.
   Умолчав, свободу умножишь.
  
   ***
   More connections. More pot
   Your account and bill number LW 5887 6572 L005 Z&
  
   MR ANATOLY CHLIAKOV
   32 OSMOND CLOSE
   HARROW
   HA2 OQF 63712
   tiate
   21 December 2003
   If you have a query please see reverse for our contact details.
  
   BT Together Option 1
   Bill for 020 8422 3478
  
   £ 155.88
   Total now due
   Please make sure we receive the total now due by 28 December 2003
   This bill is for calls made between 1 December 2005 and 2 December 2003
  
   BT Together Option 1
   The 6p hour plan
   Don't forget you can make UK calls for just 6p for up to an hour per call at evenings and weekends.
   For more information see BT Update. Monthly charge and exclusions apply. See terms and conditions.
   This page is not a tax invoice.
   * You can find details of how to pay overleaf.
   * If appropriate, fill in the details on this payment slip.
   * Please don't send cash by post.
   * Please quote 'Your account number' below on correspondence or remittance advices.
   bank giro credit
   Cashier's stamp and initials
   Your account number LW58876572
   Signature
   Date
   Total now due
   £ 155.88
  
   8944 0151 5887 6572 0051 2005
  
   44-76-62
   HSBC Bank pic
   Head Office Collection Account
   Cash
   Cheques
   £
   Please do not fold, pin or staple this slip; or write below this line.
   03 LW 58876572 L005 Z8
  
   £ 155.88
   <3LW58876572L005< 447662+< 73
  
   ***
   Freeserve
   a wanadoo company
  
   Mr Anatoly Chliakhov 32 Osmond Close HARROW Middlesex HA2 OQF
   INGI/03
   January 2004
   You've nothing to lose by keeping hold of your Freeserve No Ties pay as you go account
   Dear Mr Chliakhov,
   We were very sorry to get your call the other day, and hear you're cancelling your Freeserve AnyTime account. But we really don't want to let you go for good without giving you something to hang on to, just in case of emergencies...
   And that's why we're so glad we can remind you about email and Internet access with Freeserve No Ties pay as you go.
   Like all the best safety equipment, it's easy and quick to use, and it's always there when you need it. Best of all, your Freeserve No Ties pay as you go account is ail set up for you, ready to use, right now, because you've already been a Freeserve Member.
   It's this simple:
    there's no contract to tie you in
    no monthly fee - and you don't need a credit card either
    you can use the Internet as little or as often as you want, from as
   little as 1p a minute*. And you only pay for your time online
    you can go online with any telephone provider - not just BT
    you can keep your existing Freeserve email address
   By hanging on to your Freeserve No Ties pay as you go account, you'll still be able to take advantage of Freeserve Rewards, as well as all the other benefits of being with the UK's No. 1 Internet Service Provider.
   Just load up the CD we've enclosed to install your Freeserve No Ties pay as you go account settings today, using the simple steps on the back of this letter. After all, you've nothing to lose by hanging on to some back-up from Freeserve, and you never know when you might need it.
   One day, you could even find it's a bit of an online lifesaver. Yours sincerely.
  
   Keith Hawkins
   Managing Director, Consumer
   * BT standard evening and weekend 0845 local call rate from 1p per minute. For 0845 local call rates, please check with your Telephone Service Provider.
   148S/34
  
   ***
   Freeserve
   a wanadoo company
  
   Installing your Freeserve No Ties pay as you go account
   1. Put the enclosed CD into your computer's CD drive.
   2. Select either the 'Retrieve my account' option in the left hand menu,
   or 'Already a Freeserve customer? Install your existing Freeserve
   account on this PC option from the bottom of the screen and follow
   the instructions.
   3. On the Account Retrieval page, click on the 'No Ties' button.
   4. On the next page, enter your old Freeserve email address and
   password, and follow the instructions to install your No Ties settings.
   If you've forgotten either your Freeserve email address or password,
   please call us on 0870 872 0099*
  
   You never know when you'll need it
  
   ***
   Date
   21 December 2003
   Your account and bill number LW 5887 6572 L005 Z&
   Your phone number 020 8422 3478
  
   Summary and detail
   This is your combined bill summary and detail. Calls are fully itemised. The main totals are listed for easy reference in the summary tables.
   *
   Bill totals Cost of calls £ 132.67
   Your benefits £0.00
   I his is a summary of your main bill totals, *■
   together with where to find information of VAI £ 23 4 A.
   each total total £ 155.88
  
   sec below see page 4 seepage 4
   Cost of calls
   £ 132.67
   These are the totals for all your calk.
   These totals take account of your reduced coll rates.
   Type of call Total number of calk Total duration Total cost
   Premium rate 12 01:33:42 £ 119.488 calls shown in next table
   Lo-call 14 13:29:28 £ 13.185 calk shown in next table
  
   This is your call detail. See the Phone Date Time Destination Called number
   Book or www.btcom/Prlting for definitions lDec 10:25 Local Rate 0845 6091351
   of type of call lDec 10:52 Premium Rate , 09O9O 274320
   1 Dec 11:29 Local Rate 0845 9891351
   118 sen/ices are available from various 1 Dec 13:11 Premium Rate 09090 274321
   suppliers. BT is responsible for 118500. 1 Dec 13:21 Local Rate 0845 6091351
   118707,118S05 and 118404. 1 Dec 14:03 Local Rate 0845 6091351
   lDec 14:12 Locat Rate 0845 6091351
   Queries relating to other services should 1 Dec 15:54 Premium Rate 1&090 296000
   be addressed directly to the service lDec 16:01 Local Rate Q845 6091351
   provider in question. lDec 18:06 Premium Rate 09096 550021
   1 Dec 18:15 Local Rate 0845 6091351
   1 Dec 18:59 Local Rate 0845 6091351
   lDec 21:15 Premium Rate 09090 294049
   1 Dec 21:29 Premium Rate 09090 294049
   1 Dec 21:43 Premium Rate 09090 294049
   1 Dec 21:58 Premium Rate 09090 294049
   1 Dec 22:24 Local Rate 0845 6091351
   lDec 22:59 Premium Rate 09090 274320
   2 Dec 00:01 Local Rate 0845 6091351
   2 Dec 00:02 Premium Rate O909O 294049
   2 Dec 00:04 Premium Rate 09090 294049
   2 Dec 00:05 Premium Rate 09090 294049
   2 Dec 00:08 Local Rate 0845 6091351
   2 Dec 00:18 Local Rate 0845 6091351
   2 Dec 02:42 Local Rate 0845 9091351
   2 Dec 04:19 Local Rate 0845 6091351
  
   Type of call Duration Cost
   Lo-call 00:26:53 0.685
   Premium 00:12:39 16.141
   Lo-call 01:14:5^ 1.908
   Premium 00:09:58 12.704
   Lo-call 00:39:36 1.010
   Lo-call 00:07:40 0.195
   Lo-call 01:41:38 2.591
   Premium 00:02:5^ 3.692
   Lo-call 02:04:55 3.076
   Premium 00:00:53 1.125"
   Lo-call 00:27:42 0.235
   Lo-call 02:15:53 1.155
   Premium 00:13:45 17.546
   Premium 00:13:41 17.465
   Premium 00:13:46 17.556
   Premium 00:lO:40 13.595
   Lo-call 00:34:06 0.290
   Premium 00:11:56 15.215
   Lo-call 00:01:02 0.042
   Premium 00:02:16 2.890
   Premium 00:00:31 0.657
   Premium 00:00:43 0.905
   Lo-call 00:05:19 0.045
   Le-call 00:07:07 0.060
   Lo-call 01:36:38 0.821
   Lo-call 02:06:10 1.072
   Total 132.673
  
   page 3 of 4
  
   ***
   Post Office Ltd.
   12/I2/E003 09:37 CftP :38 BP:01 SU:BD
   South Harrow FAD: 0140201
   259/261 Northolt Road
   Harrow
   Middlesex
   HA2 8HT
   Checksum: HHG39
   APS No: 030937
   Client: BT Paynent Card
   Scheme: For your BT phone bill Svc: 1
   Token Type: HC Entry: 2
   Ref: 8944000016036440318
   Amount: 110.28 Cash
   This is not a VAT receipt
  
   ***
   Post Office Ltd.
   E8/01/E0Q4 09:43 CAP-.44 BPsOl SU:DD
   South Harrow FAD: 0140E01
   S59/E61 Hortholt Road
   Harrow
   Middlesex
   HAS 8HT
   Checksum: PWJ3R
   flPS No: 050163
   Client: BT Paynent Card
   Scheae: For your BT phone bill Svc: 1
   Token Type: MC Entry: S
   Ref: 8944000016036440318
   Amount: 155.88 Cash
   This is not a VAT receipt
  
   ***
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