> > 1.  One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago.
> >
> > 2.  One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York.
> >
> > 3.  One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across
> > all lanes of traffic:   New Jersey.
> >
> > 4.  One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly
> > on  accelerator:  Boston.
> >
> > 5.  One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf
> > cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, with
> > gun in lap:  Los Angeles.
> >
> > 6.  Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake,
> > quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.
> >
> > 7.  Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator,
> > head turned to talk to someone in back seat:  Italy.
> >
> > 8.  One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell
> > phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game: Seattle.
> >
> > 9.  One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle,
> > alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and
> > both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window: Texas.
> >
> > 10.  Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear
> > window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to
> > antenna:   West Virginia.
> >
> > 11.  Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible
> > above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left
> > lane with the left blinker on: Florida.
> >
12. One hand on wheel , one hand clutching a bill fold of American dollars.
Two feet outside the car pushing it along the road. Russia.