The objective of this guide is to complete as many opportunities as possible while still allowing you to hook up with every character in one play through. If you encounter any bugs during your playthrough, please direct your support requests to Eek Games on their Discord server.[discordapp.com]
Guide Updates for v0.13.3
I restructured a lot of the guide and incorporated all the the alternate paths into the main guide. I also ditched the appendix sections.
The new storylines for Patrick and Rachael have been added to the guide. The (very short) storyline for Leah has been added to the guide.
I added emojis to the guide to give a visual indicator as to what you will be doing.
Notes
I am only listing the multiple-choice dialogue options.
If you cannot find a guest, check on either side of the house. Be careful not to untie Ashley's top when talking to her.
Hold down the Shift key to move faster.
Right-click an object to lift it, hold the button to throw it. Save often.
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- First Impressions
Note: This entire section isoptional.
You can skip to the next section if you are not going for the achievements.
ь Press "y" and get completely naked
?Approach each of the guests (do this as you do the next part where you offend all the ladies)
? Achievement: First Impressions
? Talk to Amy
? [I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?]
? Talk to Ashley
? [D**n! I wish I was cross-eyed so I could see you twice!]
? Talk to Brittney
? [I don't have a library card, but can I check you out anyway?]
? Talk to Derek
? [Later Derek]
? Talk to Frank
? [I'm gonna go drink some orange juice. See you later Frank.]
? Talk to Katherine
? [I like your glasses. They make you look smart!]
? Talk to Leah
? [Seeya around, Leah.]
Ejaculate onto Leah (Press "1" to masturbate)
? Talk to Madison
? [This party is kinda lame if I'm being honest.]
Ejaculate onto Madison
? Talk to Patrick
? [See you around Patrick.]
? Talk to Rachael
??? (If you saw the fight)
? [You shouldn't be such an a**hole to people.]
??? (If you didn't see thefight)
? [So... What's your sign?]
? Talk to Stephanie
? [What do you do for work, Steph?]
? [And you're a cook, I take it?]
? [I think it's disgusting and demeaning.]
? Achievement: Ice Bath
? Put your clothes back on
? Wait for Madison to approach you
? [I don't give a s**t about any of this.]
? [Will do!]
? Talk to Madison
? [Hey I saw Patrick sticking some of your s**t down his pants. I think he's trying to clep some stuff.]
? Wait for Madison to knock Patrick out
Ќ Repeat this four more times
? Achievement: Relentless
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- Meet the Guests
? Startherefromanewgame.
Talk to Derek
? Talk to Derek (location varies)
? [Thanks for inviting me to the party!]
? [Rough week? Is everything ok?]
? [I've known you too long to let this go.]
? Talk to Madison (location varies)
? [You're doing fine!]
? [It's how bakers keep score!]
? [Yeah, most definitely.]
Introduce yourself to the rest of the party guests. Some of them will make a reference to other guests, so introduce yourself to them in the order below:
? Wait for Rachael to confront Patrick
Listen to the conversation between Rachael and Patrick
$ Watch Rachael slap Patrick
? Talk to Frank (sitting in the family room)
? [I'm completely sober!]
? [I'm gonna go drink some orange juice. See you later, Frank.]
? Talk to Ashley (location varies)
? [See you later, Ashley!]
? Talk to Katherine (location varies)
? [Always a pleasure, Katherine.]
? Talk to Rachael (location varies)
? [It's cool, but why's you get all Jerry Springer on him?]
? Talk to Patrick (location varies)
? [Hmm...maybe I could help you out.]
? Talk to Patrick again
? [So how do you know Madison?]
? [See you around Patrick.]
? Talk to Amy (location varies)
? [Hey Amy. It's nice to meet you!]
? [See you, Amy]
? Talk to Leah while approaching her from the front (location varies)
? Talk to Stephanie (dancing in the living room)
? [Nice to meet you Stephanie!]
? [I'll see you around, Stephanie.]
? Wait for Amy to walk into the living room and stub her toe (sometimes this can take a while)
Listen to the conversation between Stephanie and Amy
? Talk to Brittney (sitting upstairs in the study)
? [Ciao bella!]
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- Ashley and Madison, Part 1
? Save your game to your primary save.
Smooth Operator (Madison)
? Wait for Madison to approach you after talking to everyone
? [I have so, so, so many questions.]
? [Who taught you about sky animals?]
? [What's your sky animal?]
? [I think I hear Derek calling me. Talk to you later, Madison.]
? Talk to Ashley
? [So about Madison's sky animal...]
? [I don't think that's what a furry is.]
? [Madison just wants to be unique, you know?]
? Follow Madison as she runs upstairs to the master bathroom (wait for her to close the door behind her)
? Knock on the door
? Open the door
? Talk to Madison
? [*Empathic response*]
? [*Direct response*]
? [*Confident response*]
? [*Sappy response*]
? [*Don't be a d**k*]
? Achievement: Smooth Operator: Madison
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- Stephanie, Part 1
? Save your game to your primary save.
? Talk to Derek
? [What can you tell me about Stephanie, the dancing chick?]
? Talk to Derek again
? [Derek, I've got a killer headache bra...buddy. Got any painkillers?]
? Talk to Katherine
? [What do you think of Stephanie?]
? Talk to Stephanie
? [So how do you know Madison?]
? [Katherine seems cool.]
? [So what do you think of Patrick?]
? Talk to Stephanie again
? [What do you do for work, Steph?]
? [And you're a cook, I take it?]
? [I think if you like doing it, then all the power to you.]
? [I take it you go to school with these folks. What are you studying?]
? [Have you considered a medical profession?]
Apply Pressure
? Go to the master bathroom
? Enter the bathroom and close the door
Q Inspect the painkillers and then take them
? Wait for Rachael to approach you
? [Oh, I'm just trying to get his booze, that's all.]
? Talk to Patrick (while Frank is not nearby)
? [You should watch out for Frank.]
? [How the hell do you even have a bottle of wine with Frank around?]
? Talk to Patrick again
? [Hey I saw booze under the sofa in the living room.]
? Talk to Madison (while Patrick is in the living room)
? [Hey I saw Patrick sticking some of your s**t down his pants. I think he's trying to clep some stuff.]
? Follow Madison and wait for her to hit Patrick
Q Inspect the Merlot that he drops and then take it (while Frank is not nearby, and if he is able to see you, right click the Merlot and move it somewhere safe before you add it to your inventory)
? Talk to Stephanie
Give the painkillers to Patrick after he recovers (while still in the living room near Stephanie)
? Talk to Stephanie
? [So you like helping people, huh?]
? [There's got to be more to it than that.]
I'm Not Whipped Bro
? Talk to Stephanie again
? [You look like you are having fun.]
? [Hmm. I'll see what I can do. What's in it for me though?]
? [What the f*** is a "Whip-it"?]
? [Uh. Ok. That response seemed quite uncharacteristic of you.]
? Go to the kitchen
? Open the fridge and take the whipped cream (you may need to move some other items out of the way by right-clicking them. Also, do not give the whipped cream to Stephanie just yet.)
? Go to laundry room
? Open the closet
Q Inspect and then take the Chardonnay
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- Patrick, Part 1
? Saveyourgametoyourprimarysave.
? Talk to Patrick
? [So maybe it's time to tell me what's up with you and Rachael?]
? [I've got nothing but time, friend.]
? [Off to a strong start Pat. Continue...]
? [Wow. Tubes. What a brah indeed.]
? [Uh huh, go on...]
? [What did the-]
? [-Wow, okay. You really know your audience. Continue...]
? [Not surprised, for multiple reasons. Truly amazing, Patrick.]
? [So did you ever learn to um...read, and other basic stuff?]
? [It means to bribe them.]
? [Alright, I guess.]
? Achievement: The Brahdyssey
? Talk to Patrick again
? [So why's your site called "Neighborhood Watch"?]
? [So...You invited a stranger from a bus stop to the party?]
? [... Why?]
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- Rachael, Part 1
? Save your game to your primary save.
Hunt for Red's Thermos, Part 1
? Talk to Rachael
? [How do you know Madison?]
? [This is a video game. Just relax and roll with it.]
? [So what's up? Are you enjoying yourself at the party?]
? [Let me talk to him. I can figure this misunderstanding out.]
Frankly, I don't Trust You, Part 1
? Talk to Frank
? [Come on Frank. Stealing from girls? This has gone way too far!]
? [I could check it for you.]
? Remain in the Family Room
Q Inspect and then take the bottle of Natty Lite (on the floor next to a chair)
? Head to the Garage
Q Inspect and then take the bottle of Natty Lite (on a shelf beside a blue plastic bin)
? Head to the Living Room
Q Inspect and then take the bottle of Natty Lite (behind the right speaker)
? Head to the Master Bedroom
Q Inspect and then take the bottle of Natty Lite (on a shelf to the left of the bathroom)
? Head to the Upstairs hallway bathroom
Q Inspect and then take the bottle of Natty Lite (behind the laundry basket, you will need to right click it to move it)
? Head to the Study
Q Inspect and then take the bottle of Natty Lite (underneath the desk)
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- Katherine, Part 1
? Save your game to your primary save.
Katherine Needs a Drink, Part1
? Talk to Katherine
? [I feel like we use the word "need" outside of its intended purpose.]
? [I notice you keep looking at your phone. Is everything ok?]
? [Who would ever be a d*** to you, ever?]
? [I could use a drink. Want me to grab you one?]
? Talk to Katherine (again)
? [What kind of drinks do you like?]
? Talk to Frank
? [So you're just gonna sit here and guard the alcohol, huh?]
? [What do you think about Katherine?]
? Talk to Katherine
? [Frank's guarding all of the alcohol.]
? [I think Frank has a crush on you.]
? Talk to Frank
? [Hey I've been chatting it up with Katherine. Want me to put in a good word for you?]