# Strong Ideas for Strong Guninka. A story

Henry de Overwood

MMMDCLX. Strong Ideas for Strong Guninka. A story. - May 14, 2025.

Strong Ideas for Strong Guninka. A story.


The village of Guninka stood on the bank of a good river. The villagers were always provided with fish. The vegetable gardens produced cucumbers, tomatoes and bunches of greens - for personal consumption and for sale.


During the Time of Troubles, the residents of Guninka actively disoriented (confuse) the interventionist detachments, which was included in the historical works of the students of the historian Karamzin.


Behind the forests and fields there was a poultry farm, an oil extraction plant and other enterprises where some of the residents of Guninka worked.


A New Life in Guninka began with the appearance of the so-called "Strong Ideas for Strong Guninka".


One of the representatives of the young generation of Guninka got a smartphone, which provided the owner with a huge amount of useful information.


The First Strong Idea can be attributed to the proposal to all residents of Guninka to buy smartphones.


The Second Strong Idea is to pay for goods in local stores using smartphones.


The Third Strong Idea is to create the local self-government online chat for the Guninka population.


Then Strong Ideas started to pour like out of a horn of plenty, and it is difficult to determine their order (numbers).


A Strong Idea was to build new, excellent roads, especially since the economic commentator from Radio Kosti-NF explained that this event is relatively inexpensive and promises huge profits.


However, building roads turned out to be not as simple affair as it seemed at first. The very first kilometers showed that a Local Office of Mandatory Fees and Payments (LOMFP) is needed, as well as a local administrative code (AC).


Both the creation of the LOMFP and the preparing of the local AC required new costs. Especially since the construction of new roads went beyond the limits promised by the economic commentator and amounted to 2,000,000 (two million) rubles per one meter.


It was necessary to buy drones. Now, residents of Guninka who washed their cars in their yards were forced to pay fines (set by the local AK) - 50,000 (fifty thousand) rubles per one violation. Canopies did not help, since special radars were installed on the drones.


It became impossible to get to the poultry farm, to the oil extraction plant and to other enterprises where some residents of Guninka worked, to the vegetable market (where you could sell products from your personal gardens): such traffic rules were established for pedestrians and motorists that any movement of 500 meters resulted in the need to pay a fine. Plus payment for each kilometer through transponders.


Owners of vegetable gardens who tried to work in the "gray zone" were faced with the need to stick control stamps on every cucumber, every tomato and every bunch of greens.


If someone did not work, they fell under the imputed tax on "rentiers" and "children of rich parents" (and other non-working citizens).


Attempts to evade paying fines led to nothing, since a Strong Idea was introduced: to write off fines from smartphones without the consent of the fine payer. Those who knew about the fine could be indignant (when meeting a neighbor), but, in principle, it was not necessary to know about the fine and its write-off.


Gradually, the houses of the residents of Guninka were passing into the ownership of members of cultural associations - they transferred movable and immovable assets to each other, and monetary and other obligations were placed on one of those who were preparing to leave the customs area or This World.


The remaining residents of Guninka left it along partisan paths - along the paths that were used by their ancestors in the Time of Troubles to disorient (confuse) the interventionist detachments.


The final Strong Idea was posted in the local self-government online chat - to organize a cashback for those tourists who will come to Guninka to see LOMFP along good roads.


The former residents of Guninka, who were accommodated in Charity Houses (free accommodation and meals, salary of at least 1,000 rubles per day), continued to put forward new Strong Ideas for Strong Time with the help of their smartphones and Artificial Intelligence (AI) (in their free minutes after work with a salary of 1,000 rubles per day).


May 14, 2025 09:20


Translation from Russian into English: May 14, 2025 10:26

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