When I feel a lack of nutrition,
I don't care about the rules,
Rumors, customs, superstitions.
I might even eat the ooze.

If I had no food around me,
I would die, and rot, and reek;
Do not let me go too hungry,
If you want me to stay sweet.

Give me bread, give me the butter,
Give me the mustard and some cheese;
If you ask me, I will mutter
With my mouth full...
More, please!

I don't care about the rules,
I might even eat the ooze.
Give me bread, give me the butter, 
Then I'll nap in the sticky snooze