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Аннотация: Произведение, написанное по непривычным правилам
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B COABTOPCTBE C E.T.C.
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TunorP: "Pycckue npepuu" (Om 4ykomku go Kocma-Puku)
Ha6oP: Ku6opg U.S.A. (Hepycckoro muna)
Cnucok 6ykB: nponucb - A.B..EE.3..K.MHO.PCTY.X.4...bIb...
CTPO4HbIE - a6.rgee..u.k...onpcmy.x.......b...
Om koppekmopa: Bom gocaga!..
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OT ABTOPA:
Cygapu, rocnoga...
B kakux o6opomax nepegamb xapakmep onyca, cymb u cmpykmypa komoporo npocma u go6pa, kak me mpu kuma, koux ycepgue o6eperaem Bac om npunagka mynoro cmpaxa, 6pega, ucmepuk, cnacaem u gapyem pagocmb u 6ogpocmb gyxa?
Kak ynogo6umb, npu6umb 6upky, kakoe ... nogo6pamb k 6ecege o ckop6u u gukocmu, o cmage u nacmyxax? -
Cara o nonyrae kakagy
(B nouckax cmepeomuna)
Tupaga c gpyroro 6epera
(Kapukamypa u rpomeck)
Kak o6ycmpoumb Pycb
(B gyxe napoguu)
Hy, nycmb noka 6ygem mak:
Ha6pocok mekcma k pok-onepe
Apxuenuckon u nampuapxu
(Mucmepuu Cmapocnacckoro co6opa)
"... nep acnepa ag acmpa"
Kecapu: Tum, Mapk, Kpacc u m.g.
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ero npenogo6ue, apxuenuckon Apucmapx - 6ac
npomouepeu - xop
non Makap - kacmpam
ameucm - mo napmopr, mo npocmo apmucm, a mo u cynepcmap
mparuk - arumamop
pe6e - opmogokc
Mypa - ero nogpyra
Capa - ee nogpyra
uygeu - xacugckue
ompok - nogpocmok
6puragup - mpakmopucm
akpo6am - kackagep
nacmyx - om coxu
cmago - ckom
co6aka - cyka
kom - opamop
kakagy - nemyx, copoka, memepka u m.n.
opkecmp - my6a, ro6ou, ckpunku...
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Akm 1:
Ympo. Bug Kapnamckux rop. Opkecmp urpaem "Pancoguu u apa6ecku" Be6epa. Ha nepegke mpakmopa cnum 6puragup. Ha npuropke nacmyx rypmyem cmago poramoro ckoma. Ha npocmope nopxaem kakagy.
cmago:
Me-e-e, 6e-e-e... My-y-y-y.......
nacmyx:
Kyga nonep? Bom me6e! Bom me6e! Bom u me6e!
kakagy:
Ka-kyga noneppp! Ka-kyga noneppp!
K mpakmopy no kocoropy nogxogum mparuk u gocmaem kycok nanupyca. 4umaem no nanupycy. Om namemuku ero cmpok opkecmp cmuxaem.
mparuk:
C mex nop, kak gemu nepecmpoek
C Bocmoka k 3anagy 6erym,
4mo6 pycckoe omgamb, npocmoe
3a mapa6apckoe "3epp rym",
C mex nop, kak ompoku Bocmoka
3a Tuccy egym no mpuko,
Yxogum pycckoe 6apokko
3a romuky u pokoko.
Ha Kpume kunpuom go gypu
Maxopky cagum, aku rpek,
A Muccucunu u Muccypu
Tekym k ucmoky pycckux pek,
Tyga, rge ropgoro npopoka
3a go6pomy ero u mpyg
Bo npax pacmep campan Bocmoka
Bo cepe6pe cu6upckux pyg.
Kmo orpagum pa6a om ckop6u?
Kmo omnoem 6ocoro npax?
B kakux mokkamax u akkopgax?
B kakux mpakmamax u cmuxax?
Omkyga kmo npoucmekaem?
Kmo u kyga menepb ugem?
Kyga koro nopackugaem,
Korga npugem Meccuu rog?
Kmo y goporu nocox 6pocum?
Kmo Pycb paccnpocum o rpexax?
Kmo o pa6ax ee paccnpocum?..
Pacnag Poccuu... gukocmb... kpax...
Opkecmp urpaem "PACCBET HA MOCKBE-PEKE" Mogecma Mycoprckoro
Cegeem ympo. Ha npocmope
Apkmyp norac, u Mapc nomyx.
O Pycb, kakoe me6e rope
Hakykapekaem nemyx?...
C 6yropka c6eraem nemyx. Ha 6ery kykapekaem apuu Cagko, Topeogopa u np.
nemyx:
Kyga, kyga,
Kygax - max - max - max - max - max?
Kygax - max - max
Kygax - max - max...
mparuk:
Okcmucb! Okcmucb!..
Tparuk c nepenyry ygupaem. Y6eraem u nemyx. Opkecmp nepecmaem urpamb.
Akm 2:
B enapxuu (enuckoname) apxuenuckona Apucmapxa. Ompok urpaem c kakagy.
ompok:
Hy-ka, peku: nonka - gypak, nonka - gypak...
Kakagy mux.
ompok:
Tc-c... remb omcega: apxuenuckon ugem.
Kakagy nopxaem nog apky co6opa. Bxogum apxuenuckon, u npomouepeu mym kak mym.
apxuenuckon:
Tak: kakmyc, opxugeu... Hy, a rge non Makap?
npomouepeu:
Hem ero c ympa. B ka6ak y6er: 6pary nbem c ycmamky.
apxuenuckon:
Kak mak nbem? A kponumb ga kagumb kmo 6ygem?
npomouepeu:
Ameucm ecmb. Bom nycmb u kponaem.
apxuenuckon:
He nog cmamb ameucmy 6ygem. He curapky kpymumb.
npomouepeu:
Bce ameucmy nog cmamb: napmopr, apmucm, cynepcmap!
apxuenuckon(muxo):
He cmoum ameucma k unocmacu nognyckamb. Hy kak cnymaem ... c ....? Ynacu, npopok, om rpexa! (Y6upaem kpecm nog cmuxapb.)
npomouepeu (xop):
Ameucm! Cynepcmap!
Mapkca omkpoem, omnycmum rpex.
apxuenuckon:
Hy, morga nycmb nokagum,
He6eca nycmb nokonmum,
Becb co6op nookponum,
Bce rpexu-mo u npocmum.
B6eraem ameucm. C nanepmu nog6eraem k unocmacu u cxogy gocmaem Mapkca.
ameucm:
A kpecm rge? Kpecm-mo rge? He xomume, kak xomume!
Ameucm cmpoum o6ugy, u apxuenuckon kpomko omgaem kpecm.
apxuenuckon(muxo):
Ha kamopry 6 ero, raga. B ocmpor nocagumb. A Mapkca kocmpy npegamb. Kak makoe npokypop mepnum? Hexpucmb!
Ha y6op apxuenuckona nagem necmpoe nepo.
kakagy(omkyga-mo):
Cyneppp-cmappp! Cyneppp-cmappp!
Becb enuckonam monaem, pyraem, nyraem kakagy. Herogyem u apxuenuckon.
apxuenuckon:
Ompoku! 3apy6umb agckoe ompogbe!
B6eraem ompok. Memaem gpomuk (kopomkoe konbe). He nonagaem.
apxuenuckon:
Ax, gypak!
kakagy:
Makapp - gyppak, nonka Makapp - gyppak!
Kakagy ygupaem.
Akm 3:
B cmenu pacmem ocokopb u cmoum cmor. K cmory nogxogum mparuk u gocmaem nanupyc.
mparuk:
C mex nop kak pyku 3apamycmpa
B ynpeke k He6y pacnpocmep,
O Cepruu, o Cpe6poycme
Hego6poe pekym c mex nop,
B Magpuge, 6ygmo 6, no mpu neco
3a nyg, ckynaem a6pukoc,
A npogaem npugypky nepcy
3a nepcuku u kynopoc.
Xopek mackaem kyponamok
Ha xoxom kyp; paccmpura-non
B ka6ak ugem, go 6paru nagok.
3a 6a6y-gypy nog ockon!
Bonum rumapa npo remepy,
O6 Oguccee rpek noem,
A unocmacb - Xpucma u Bepy -
Hygucm 6yggucmy npogaem.
B co6ope kakmyc, opxugeu,
Ho k nanepmu nycma mpona.
Begym nog pyky uygeu
Makapa - pycckoro nona;
Hecym cmonapuk (gap Bocmoka!)
Bparu Poccuu u Xpucma,
4mo6 c6umb c nymu cmony npopoka,
4mo6 nogkynumb ero ycma,
Cnoumb nona, kak uguoma,
3a6pamb cmuxapb u canoru,