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  How to acquire mind?
  Mind cannot be acquired, but it can be lost.
  How not to get addicted?
  You need to do in such way that everyone depends on you, and you - only on your wife.
  Why do spiders only fight in a jar?
  Firstly, not only, but secondly, because they were planted therein.
  Is it possible to heal from stupidity?
  It is impossible, because every fool thinks he's smart.
  Bosses carry the responsible only for good money, but all same does not carry of it up to the end.
  A stool is good because you won't fall apart on it.
  In what is dissimilarity of a pig and a person?
  The person is capable to turn into a pig, and the pig - doesn't even try.
  Disorder - the soul of any order.
  Appointment is more important for us than mission.
  If the reason is not being detected in any way, it is reasonable to stop the search.
  How to obtain a sense of humor?
  You have to make a face in front of the mirror, and if the curvature is correct, this feeling itself will get out and laugh at you.
  Why does hemorrhoids come from sitting?
  It comes where it is easier to come.
  If you don"t sleep at night, but think, then you understand that, in general, there is nothing to think about.
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