Аннотация: ESTONIA WELCOMES TOURISTS ONLY! Eesti Laul 2015 vaheklipp - ALASTI TODE 7 - 2015 Estonian Public Service Ad For Attracting Foreign Tourists https://youtu.be/6HK_G1MeSLE Bonus: https://youtu.be/zhGnuWwpNxI
ESTONIA WELCOMESTOURISTS ONLY!
Russian boy: Excuse me, do you speak Russian?
Estonian girl (in Estonian): Mitä? (Sorry, what?)
Boy: Can you tell me where the nearest shop is, miss?
Girl (in Estonian): Some shop!
Boy: Yes, yes! Shop!
Girl (speaking Estonian): Look here, first learn Estonian!
What goes? You all live here, in this country, yet you haven"t been able
to learn Estonian for beginners so far! Let me tell you then! We"re in Estonia.
One speaks Estonian in Estonia! Exclusively!
Boy: Oi! I don"t understand.
Girl (with irritation, in perfect Russian, mimicking the boy):
I don"t understand! I don"t understand! (in Estonian) Less watch the effing
Russian news, more learn Estonian instead. If you don"t want to learn Estonian,
then good riddance! Return to Russia if you would feel better there. But you
wouldn"t because to live in the European Union is better!
Boy (unfolding his city map): Could you tell me our current whereabouts,
miss?
Girl (in Estonian): So you don"t understand anything what I"m telling
you? Not gonna talk with you in Russian in my country. Bye-bye!
Boy: But the girl in the hotel said that...
Girl (immediately returning back): In the hotel? So you"re a foreign
tourist?
Boy: Yes, I am a tourist from Murmansk.
Girl (in perfect Russian, with joy): That's quite another story! (starting
speaking slowly, in broken Russian with a grotesque Estonian accent
in a way the Russian expect Estonians to speak in Russian
) We-e-e-l! Tat's
quite anoser sto-o-o-ry! Walk straight in tat ti-re-e-e-ction, a-a-a-nt in five
minu-u-u-tes a walk you"ll get sere.
Boy: Thank you, miss! You are a very kind person. But they say in Russia
