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Stalin Na Di Path Na Gengigi Khan -2

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    Stalin bin atak di Tɔd Rayk fɔs insay Jun 12, 1941. Bɔt i nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ win Jamani ɛn in sataylayt dɛn kwik kwik wan. Pantap dat, Jepan bin go insay di wɔ, ɛn Briten ɛn Amɛrika bin bigin fɔ ɛp di Tɔd Rayk. Di tin dɔn notis mɔ kɔmplikt ɛn di tin we go kɔmɔt frɔm di wɔ nɔ rili klia.
  STALIN NA DI PATH NA GENGIGI KHAN -2
  ANOTESHƆN
  Stalin bin atak di Tɔd Rayk fɔs insay Jun 12, 1941. Bɔt i nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ win Jamani ɛn in sataylayt dɛn kwik kwik wan. Pantap dat, Jepan bin go insay di wɔ, ɛn Briten ɛn Amɛrika bin bigin fɔ ɛp di Tɔd Rayk. Di tin dɔn notis mɔ kɔmplikt ɛn di tin we go kɔmɔt frɔm di wɔ nɔ rili klia.
  . CHAPTER No. 1
  Di tin bin tranga bikɔs di Jepan dɛn bin de go bifo. Samurai nɔ bin ɛva tink bɔt fɔ lɔs. Ɛn dɛn klaym fɔ go bifo. Dɛn tank dɛn bin layt, smɔl ɛn agil wit dizil injin.
  Ɛn di fɛt-fɛt de kɔntinyu. Di Komsomol gyal pikin dɛn trangayes fɔ fɛt di Japan pipul dɛn, ɛn tray fɔ ol di difens ɛn siŋ di sem tɛm, Ɔrora we gɛt rɛd ia kin tray mɔ;
  Mi na Chɛnɔbɔg, we na di wikɛd Gɔd in gyal pikin, .
  A de mek chaos, a de plant distrɔkshɔn...
  Mi big big wan nɔ go ebul fɔ win, .
  Na fɔ vɛks bad bad wan nɔmɔ de bɔn na mi sol!
  
  We gyal pikin bin smɔl, i bin want gud tin dɛn, .
  I bin de rayt poem ɛn fid pusi...
  I grap ali mɔnin
  Di chɛrɔb dɛn wing dɛn bin de flay ɔp am!
  
  Bɔt a lan wetin bad, .
  Wetin na dis wɔl de mek yu nɔ gladi...
  Wetin yu min, se gud?
  A bin lɛk fɔ pwɛl pwɛl at wit pawa!
  
  Ɛn sho in gyal pikin ardor, .
  Wetin na Gɔd in gyal pikin we de spak i bi...
  Wi go win di big big wan we de na di wɔl, .
  Lɛ wi sho trɛnk, rili pawaful wan!
  
  Gret Papa dis Chɛnɔbɔg, .
  I de briŋ chaos, wɔ dɛn insay di yunivas...
  Yu pre to Svarog fɔ ɛp, .
  Infakt, yu kin gɛt blɛsin!
  
  So a se, "Gɔd blɛs, .
  Mek di vɛks de bɔbul insay yu at...
  Mek wi bil gladi-at, a biliv, pan blɔd, .
  Mek di bɛlɛ ful-ɔp te i rich!
  
  A lɛk kɔni, wikɛd tin ɛn ful, .
  Aw fɔ ful Stalin di tyrant...
  I nɔ go pɔsibul fɔ put am na displei, .
  Ɛn aw bɔku fɔg de na di wɔl!
  
  So i bin tɔk se dɛn fɔ mek wan strɔng muf, .
  Destroy di wikɛd wan dɛn wit wan blow...
  Bɔt a bin lɛk wan Gɔd we rili blak, .
  Insay ɔltin, dɛn tin ya ɛn di wan dɛn we de biɛn di grev!
  
  Aw a bin yus fɔ du bad?
  Ɛn insay mi at, vɛks bin de, we de mek a vɛks...
  Di krayse fɔ gladi, gudnɛs dɔn lɔs, .
  As soon as wamat kam insay di pedestal!
  
  Bɔt wetin bɔt Stalin - i wikɛd bak, .
  Natin nɔ de tɔk bɔt Hitler ya...
  Genghis Khan na bin so kul bandit, .
  Ɛn i bin ebul fɔ mek bɔku sol dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ waka!
  
  So a de se wetin mek fɔ kip gud tin dɛn, .
  If no smɔl self-interest nɔ de insay am...
  We yu na wud, yu maynd na chisel, .
  Ɛn we a nɔ bin gɛt sɛns, mi maynd nɔ bin de igen!
  
  Dis na wetin a de tɛl misɛf ɛn ɔda pipul dɛn, .
  Serve di pawa lɛk blak ink...
  Dɔn wi go win di big big wan we de na di wan ol wɔl, .
  Wev dɛn go skata ɔlsay na di wan ol wɔl!
  
  Wi go mek bad tin strɔng so
  I go gi wamat layf we nɔ de day, .
  Di wan dɛn we wik pan spirit dɔn ɔlrɛdi blo, .
  Ɛn wi, di pipul dɛn we strɔng pas ɔlman, biliv dis!
  
  Fɔ tɔk smɔl, wi go strɔng pas ɔlman ɔlsay, .
  Mek wi rayz di sɔd fɔ blɔd ɔp di yunivas...
  Ɛn wi vɛks go de wit am bak, .
  Lɛ wi gɛt kɔl we ful-ɔp wit destiny!
  
  Fɔ tɔk smɔl, a fetful to Chɛnɔbɔg, .
  A de sav dis dak fos wit ɔl mi at...
  Mi sol tan lɛk igl in wing, .
  Di wan dɛn we de wit di Blak Gɔd, nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ win dɛn!
  Na so di gyal pikin dɛn bin de siŋ, ɛn wit big big aplomb dɛn bin trowe grenade pan di Japan pipul dɛn wit dɛn fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɔ ivin bɔl dɛn we kin kil pɔsin bad bad wan wit tin dɛn we kin bɔn. Ɛn i bin luk rili kol.
  Hirohito bin disayd fɔ atak di USSR, so agrimɛnt bin de wit di Jamani dɛn, fɔ du sɔntin if dɛn fɛt, agens wan ɛn di ɔda pati dɛn. Na tru se dɛn bin gɛt bak wan agrimɛnt fɔ mek pipul dɛn nɔ put an pan di gɔvmɛnt wit di USSR. Bɔt yu kin fɔgɛt bɔt am. Pantap dat, Briten ɛn Jamani bin stɔp di wɔ. Ɛn di kwɛstyɔn na udat fɔ fɛt, na wan say, Briten ɛn in kɔntri dɛn, di say dɛn we i de rul, ɛn di pawaful USA, ɛn na di ɔda say, di USSR, we ɔl Yurop ɛn Tɛki agens? Na tru se di tin we pɔsin kin disayd fɔ du na fɔ atak di wan dɛn we wik pas ɔlman. Ɛn kapchɔ di rich rijyɔn dɛn na di Fa Is ɛn Sayberia.
  So wi kin ɔndastand Hirohito. Bɔt insay rial istri, di pipul dɛn na Jepan bin de shem. Bɔt wetin mek? Dɛn bin biliv se di Jamani dɛn go pwɛl di USSR ɛn i go pɔsibul fɔ tek di Fa Is wit smɔl blɔd! Bɔt afta dat, i kam fɔ no se fɔ tru, ɔltin nɔ tu simpul. Ɛn i tan lɛk se insay rial istri, Hirohito bin rigrɛt pas wan tɛm we i nɔ bin opin sɛkɔn frɔnt insay 1941. Dɔn sɔntɛm di USSR bin fɔ dɔn fɔdɔm, ɛn if i nɔ bin de, Briten ɛn USA ɔl tu nɔto so bad bad ɛnimi dɛn.
  Ɛn afta dat, di Rɛd Ami kam na Chaina. Ɛni we aw i bi, di Japan pipul dɛn de go bifo ɛn prɛs, lɛk tank dɛn we de rɔsh fɔ go bifo, ɛn dɛn nɔ no sɔri-at ɔ se dɛn fɔ stɔp.
  Ɛn di payɔnia dɛnsɛf de fɛt wit dɛn. Di Japan pipul dɛn de klaym bɔku bɔku wan fɔ go na Vladivostok. Ɛn di stik dɛn tan lɛk ant dɛn we de pan jam.
  Ɛn so wan grup we na payɔnia dɛn bin kam insay di fɛt. Ɛn di pikin dɛn kin siŋ wit big zil ɛn filin;
  Wi na pikin dɛn we po wit di kɔrej we sɔmda de kɔrej wi, .
  Bɔn na wan shak insay di ren...
  Mek dɛn siŋ di bɔbɔ in drim, .
  Ustɛm wi go go insay wan hot fɛt bak!
  
  A bin dɔn ɛnd ɔp na Mɛksiko bay aksidɛnt, .
  En mi Motherland na Oli Rus'...
  Wit mi fate, komplitli ekstra odinari, .
  A de fɛt fɔ di gladi at ɛn lɔv we di kɔntri gɛt!
  
  Ɛn no Mama Land-Rɔshia nɔ de we fayn pas dis, .
  Yu fɛt fɔ am ɛn nɔ fred...
  Ɛn no kɔntri nɔ de na di wan ol wɔl we gɛt gladi at pas dis, .
  Yu na di yunivas, wan tɔch we gɛt layt, Rus"!
  
  A go go tru faya ɛn wata fɔ una, .
  Di payɔnia dɛn dɔn yus fɔ win...
  Wi go de mek di pipul dɛn gladi ɔltɛm, .
  Na bikɔs di trɛnk we di ami gɛt nɔ gɛt limit!
  
  Mek wi go on di atak fo di Motherland,
  Ɔnda di kray we wan pawaful, furious hurray de kray...
  Hitler go gɛt in pe bak to di ɛnd, .
  Wi go drɛb di Nazi dɛn kɔmɔt na di yad!
  
  Mi Fadaland ful-ɔp wit hiro dɛn, .
  Ɛn Stalin na big big jayant...
  Di payɔnia dɛn de mach insay fɔmɛshɔn, .
  Di Famili we Ay Pas Ɔl, wi Masta na Wan!
  
  Insay di nem fɔ layt ɛn gud layf, .
  Wi go fɛt brayt brayt wan, pikin dɛn...
  Afta ɔl, wan jɛnɛreshɔn go liv ɔnda kɔmyunizim, .
  Biliv mi, op nɔ go ebul fɔ pul wi!
  
  Wi lov wi Motherland guys, .
  Wi wan rayz yu oba di klawd...
  Fascism go gɛt strɔng pe bak, .
  Frɔm di payɔnia dɛn, di igl dɛn we gɛt maynd!
  
  Wi go ajɔst am, a biliv se wi go win jisnɔ,
  Pan ɔl we fasist na insidious ɛn kruk...
  Grɔnpa dɛn go proud fɔ wi, .
  Ɛn Svarog go lid yu fɔ go fɛt!
  
  Fɔ di glori fɔ wi Fada Land we gɛt maynd, .
  Di Masta we gɛt pawa pas ɔlman insɛf bin go ɔp na di krɔs...
  Wi nɔ go rigrɛt wi layf fɔ Rɔshia, .
  Mek i ring, lawd tɛnda frɔm ɛvin!
  
  Fɛt fɔ di glori fɔ wi Mama Land, .
  Loyal fɛtman dɛn lɛk am...
  Una na wulf pikin, nɔto hare we de fred, .
  Ivin di nayt dɛn kin rili prawd!
  
  Wi ebul fɔ rich na di Mun frɔm di vault?
  Kech wan pike, wan big katfish...
  Di bigman Lɛnin bin rayz fɔ fridɔm, .
  Wi go mek di bildin gɛt layf!
  
  Insay di Famili in Nem, bil piramid dɛn, .
  Ɛn di ship dɛn we go chɛr di vault na ɛvin...
  Ɛn di sojaman dɛn de jok fɔ kil Hitlɛr, .
  Di Ɔlmayti day ɛn rayz bak fɔ wi!
  
  Yu na dia, mischievous Lada, .
  Na yu bɔn di big Wait Gɔd...
  Ɛn wi fɔ fɛt wit maynd fɔ una, .
  Mek di Ɔlmayti ɛp yu fɔ liv sote go!
  
  Lɔv, ɔnɔ Gɔd Jizɔs, .
  Na Russian boi, wit wi foeva...
  Na tɛm fɔ mek yu ebul fɔ ɛmbroyd di ɔnamɛnt fayn fayn wan, .
  Mek di ia dɛn ful-ɔp wit gladi at sote go!
  
  Di big big tin we mi oli Rɔshia gɛt, .
  I ebul fɔ win ɛnimi dɛn...
  Pan ɔl we di uman dɛn bin de ala bikɔs dɛn fred, .
  Wi kin brok di dragɔn!
  
  Biliv pan di glori we di oli Mama Land gɛt, .
  Insay di Nem fɔ di Rɔshian Gɔd Krays...
  Wi go bil big big chɔch dɛn jisnɔ,
  Lɛ wi waka wi we te wi rich di ɛnd!
  
  Lɔv, biliv mi, nɔ no wɔd dɛn we nɔ nid, .
  No mɔ boredom we nɔ nid fɔ de fɔ si insay am...
  Mek Ken day na di ɔndawɔl, .
  Ɛn Ebɛl go siŋ in siŋ bak!
  
  Na ya wi de stomp go na Bɛlin wit wan bɔgl, .
  Di trɔmpɛt de sawnd lɛk bɛl...
  I bɛtɛ lɛ yu bi wɔman we rili ɔmbul, .
  Blɔ di Nazi dɛn ed wit aks!
  
  Di famili go gi layf bak, biliv mi, di wan dɛn we dɔn day jisnɔ, .
  Di Wait Gɔd go gi una ɛni wan wan harem...
  Ɛn wi disayd rili klia wan, .
  Wetin go bi sote go, brayt chenj dɛn!
  Dis na aw di payɔnia dɛn bin de siŋ ɛn fɛt di Jepan pipul dɛn. Ɛn dɛn bin sho dɛn klas we rili fayn.
  Bɔt, siriɔs fɔs dɛn bin de bak pan di Japan pipul dɛn. Fɔ ɛgzampul, ninja gyal pikin dɛn bin apia - 4 fɛtman dɛn fɔ di fayn sɛks. Ɛn wit dɛn na di bɔbɔ we nem Saigo, we tan lɛk se i ol lɛk ilevin ia so, na pikin we gɛt fayn ia ɛn we gɛt bɔku mɔsul dɛn. Wan rial tɛmnɛta.
  Ɛn na so dɛn fayv pipul ya go fɛt. Dɛn bin de mek di Soviet sojaman dɛn kɔt wit katana sɔd dɛn ɛn trowe pis we de kil pipul dɛn wit dɛn fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Na ya wan ninja gyal we gɛt blu ia tek ɛn ol in sɔd dɛn, ɛn kɔt di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn wit wan mil tɛknik. Ɛn ed dɛn bin de rol.
  Di titi bin siŋ se:
  - Hurray fɔ Jepan!
  Ɛn i bin trowe wan pis wit tin dɛn we de bɔn wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn wan duzin Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn bin flay na di ays.
  Wan ninja gyal we gɛt yɔlɔ ia bin de muv bɔtaflay bak wit sɔd. Ɛn i bin kɔt di Soviet ɔfisa insay tu pat.
  Ɛn i bin de siŋ wit wamat se:
  - Glori to di ninja wɔriɔ dɛn! Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ go agens wi!
  Ɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin i trowe di gift we i kil pɔsin we na day, ɛn dis bin mek di Soviet T-26 tank tɔn.
  Wan ninja gyal we gɛt rɛd ia sɛf tek ɛn slash wit sɔd ɛn kɔt di Soviet fɛtman dɛn.
  Ɛn afta dat, i tek am ɛn trowe sɔntin we de pwɛl ɛn kil wit in bare gyal in il.
  Dɔn i ala se:
  - Fɔ Emparɔ Hirohito!
  Neks, wan ninja gyal we gɛt wayt ia bin kam insay di fɛt. Ɛn bak i slash di ɛnimi wit frenzied fury. Ɛn in sɔd dɛn bin kɔt Rɔshian sojaman dɛn ed.
  Ɛn di wɔriɔ tek ɛn trowe di gift fɔ day wit in bare fut, tɔn ova di Rɔshian tati-fo - na so di eksplɔziv bin pawaful ɛn chirp:
  - Banzai we de na di wɔl!
  Ɛn na di ɛnd, di ninja bɔbɔ we nem Saigo stil jɔs bi pikin, bɔt i de kɔt di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn wit tu sɔd dɛn wan tɛm.
  Ɛn in pikin dɛn leg dɛnsɛf bin trowe di pis wit wan bɔm. Ɛn di smɔl ninja bin siŋ se:
  Jepan na big kɔntri, .
  Di pipul dem we de liv de kul en brayt...
  No se Gɔd dɔn gi wi am sote go, .
  Emparɔ Hiro rili kɔl!
  Di fayv pipul dɛn bin rili go tru dis wit bɔku bɔku prɛshɔn ɛn dɛn bin gɛt zil fɔ fɛt. Ɛn i bin kɔt bɔku bɔku bɔdi dɛn we bin de rawnd am. Ɛn dɛn bin tɔn di Soviet tank dɛn.
  Bɔt brayt fɛtman dɛn kin fɛt bak fɔ ansa. Inklud Komsomol mɛmba dɛn, ɛn nɔto dɛn nɔmɔ, bɔt ɔda sojaman dɛn bak na di Rɛd Ami.
  Ɛn di sem tɛm dɛn de siŋ so wɔndaful;
  Insay di big big spes, biliv mi, wan drim de, .
  I tan lɛk wan rayt we di san de shayn na di skay...
  Insay Svarog in yay, pis ɛn klin de, .
  I de fɔ wi as Jizɔs go gɛt layf bak!
  
  Wi go bɔn wan destiny we de shayn, .
  I go shayn lɛk di san insay May...
  Bɔt a nɔ ɔndastand aw lɔng pɔsin we nɔ day kin tek, .
  Aw bad bad tin kin apin to wi!
  
  Difen yu fatherland, nayt, .
  Mek di sta we de na ɛvin shayn...
  Wi de protɛkt di bɔku bɔku tin dɛn we de na wi yon Wɔl, .
  Mek di planɛt bi paradays we go de sote go!
  
  Bɔt wetin bad bad kɔmyunizim kin du?
  I go mek di flag fɔ di kɔntri we gɛt pawa ɔlsay...
  Ɛn fasizm we vɛks bad bad wan go lɔs insay di faya, .
  Wi go chuk di ɛnimi wit wan rili strɔng blo!
  
  Gi una at to wi Mama Land, .
  Fɔ glow wit rili brayt ɔt...
  Wi go go tru wi fɛt te di ɛnd, .
  Ɛn wi go pwɛl di Fuhrer wit wan blo!
  
  Kɔmrɛd Stalin bin tek in papa in ples, .
  Wi na pikin dɛm fɔ difrɛn jɛnɛreshɔn...
  Di bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn go day na ɛlfaya wit frenzy, .
  Ɛn di genius Lenin go sho di rod fɔ go na Idɛn!
  
  Na Rɔshia ɔl bɔbɔ na jayant, .
  Ɛn dɛn tren gyal pikin dɛn fɔ fɛt...
  Di Masta Ɔlmayti Famili na Wan fɔ wi, .
  Wi Rɔshian dɛn dɔn ebul fɔ fɛt ɔltɛm!
  
  Wi go achiv, soon a biliv, wi go achiv evritin,
  Natin nɔ de we ay pas dis na di yunivas...
  Di Komsomol mɛmba es di ɔs, .
  Ɛn hit di Fuhrer na di ruf!
  
  Nɔ kɔmyunizim igen, nɔ gɛt aydia igen, .
  Dɛn fayn ɛn dɛn go briŋ gladi at!
  Ɛn di Fuhrer na jɔs wan wikɛd pɔsin, .
  Rili insidious, rili blak!
  
  Mi na gyal - di big big tin we pɔsin we de fɛt, .
  Barefoot, she ran boldly tru di kol...
  Mi tik brayd na gold, .
  A bil wan fast ros!
  
  Wan bilyɔn aidia kin kam
  Aw fɔ arenj wan papa land na kɔmyunizim...
  If yu si Fritz, hit am tranga wan, .
  So dat Adɔlf we gɛt blɔd nɔ sidɔm na di tron!
  
  Hit di fasist dɛn wit yu fist, .
  Better yet, hit dem wit sledgehammer...
  Mek wi rayd along di Volga wit di briz, .
  Wi jɔs nɔ min fɔ krɔs got!
  
  Wi go rayz sojaman fɔ di Mama Land, .
  Di gyal pikin dɛn de rɔsh fɔ atak...
  Di biuti bin aim di mashin gɔn, .
  Di blɛsin we Hitler go du go mek wi fil pen!
  
  Nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ win di Rɔshian dɛn, .
  Ivin if di wulf of fascism na sizin dɛbul...
  Bɔt stil in bea strɔng pas am, .
  Us ɔda de bil nyu wan!
  
  Rɔn fɔ di Mama Land, fɔ Stalin, .
  Komsomol memba dem de rosh barefut...
  Dɛn bin de kɔt di Nazi dɛn wit wata we de bɔl, .
  Na bikɔs di Gret Rɔshian dɛn na di wan dɛn we kol pas ɔlman!
  
  Praud gyal pikin dɛn go kam insay Bɛlin, .
  Dɛn go lɛf barefut futprin...
  Wan chɛrɔb we gɛt gold wing de ɔp dɛn, .
  Ɛn dɛn kin tɔn silva lɛk wasp in pal!
  Na so di gyal pikin dem de sing and dem de eager fo fait, brave and kul.
  Di USSR ɛn Turkish yunit dɛn de atak. Bɔku pan di fɛt-fɛt de apin na Transkɔkasia. Ottoman yunit dɛn de tray fɔ kɔt Batumi na di Blak Si rijɔn ɛn rawnd Yerevan. Di fɛt-fɛt rili kruk.
  Di Ottoman dem de muv lek avalanche - bikos plenti pipul de. Ɛn dɛn kin klaym, ɛn dɛn kin drɔp dɛn sojaman dɛn bɔku bɔku tɛm.
  Ivin jɔs bɔy pikin dɛn kin go fɛt. Dɛn kin atak dɛn fut nɔmɔ ɛn dɛn kin smayl na dɛn lip.
  Ɛn na di ɔda say, dɛn kin fɛt wɔ dɛn na di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn. Ɛn bɔku fayn fayn, klos to nekɛd Komsomol mɛmba dɛn. Payɔnia bɔy pikin dɛn de bak we jɔs de wɛr shɔt.
  I rili hot, ɛn pikin dɛn de aktiv wan fɔ shot ɔ briŋ shel to di gɔn dɛn.
  Na dis Ottoman howitzers de wok pan di pozishɔn dɛn we di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin de. Dɛn rili pawaful, ɛn dɛn gɛt bɔku bɔku shel dɛn we kin bɔn. Di Ɔtoman dɛn bin gɛt British tank dɛn bak we dɛn bin de fɛt. Fɔs, fɔ tru, di pawaful "Matilda" de go insay di brek-ɔp. Ɛn i nɔ so izi fɔ tek in ed pan.
  Gɔd fɔ wɔ artileri. I tan lɛk se di USSR gɛt bɔku gɔn dɛn, bɔt dɛn nɔ gɛt bɔku gɔn dɛn, di say dɛn we dɛn de kip tin dɛn de mɔ na di Yuropian pat na Sɔviɛt Rɔshia.
  Apat frɔm dat, di Turks dɛn kin yuz Frɛnch, Inglish ɛn Amɛrikan gɔn dɛn. Ɛn i kin rili wok fayn.
  So di payɔnia dɛn we wɛr shɔt, we shel dɛn we de kil pɔsin fɔdɔm, kin rili rɔnawe, ɛn dɛn kin flash dɛn il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, we rawnd ɛn we tan lɛk pikin.
  Di pikin dɛn de sho dɛn tit ɛn shot di Turkish sojaman dɛn wit slingshot. We luk fayn fayn wan.
  Sɔm nɔ dɔn yet, i dɔn wam, ɛn di pikin dɛn de ɛnjɔy dɛnsɛf. Bɔt dɛn kin siŋ ɔnda bɔm ɛn shel, lɛk se na bɔt winta. We rili de sho sɔntin;
  Di sno bin fɔdɔm so fayn
  Mi na barefut bɔbɔ...
  Di wan dɛn we de fɛt wɔ na di Oli Rɔshia, .
  Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ ol wi bak wit yu fist!
  
  Wi kin du bɔku tin
  Wi kin handle di mata...
  Wi na wɔman dɛn we kɔmɔt frɔm Gɔd, .
  Ɛn di bɔbɔ dɛn na tɔp klas!
  
  Fɔ wan big win, .
  Wi de rayz wan glas...
  Wi granpa dɛn go gɛt glori, .
  Mek wi bit di Fuhrer in grin!
  
  Nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔp wi
  Wi sabi aw fɔ fɛt...
  Pan ɔl we di bɔbɔ dɛn yɔŋ, .
  Mek wi krɔs di ami fɔ Nazi!
  
  Wi biliv tranga wan se di Fatherland, .
  Ɛn di ɛnimi dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ tinap tranga wan...
  No se wi nɔ go rigrɛt wi layf, .
  A go rayt am dɔŋ na mi notbuk!
  
  Kɔmyunizim na oli fet, .
  Wan layt we de shayn de bɔn insay am...
  Di tɔk de flɔ sloslo, .
  Di flag gɛt rɛd layt!
  
  Wi fit fɔ gɛt fridɔm
  Mek wi fɛt brayt brayt wan...
  A go gi mi layf to di pipul dɛn, .
  Mamaland na dia mama!
  
  Wi kin siŋ di bɛst siŋ
  Di gyal ɛn di man ɔl tu...
  Di wan dɛn we dɔn day go gɛt layf bak we dɛn de fɛt, .
  No dɛd ɛnd nɔ de bifo!
  
  Hail Mama Land Rɔshia, 2019.
  Yu na big kontri...
  Di sta dɛn bin de wata di velvet, .
  Ɛn Setan de vɛks bad bad wan!
  
  Wi go gi bak di tri kɔlɔ flag wantɛm wantɛm, .
  Mek wi boldly go insaid battle...
  Wi pipul dɛn, pan ɔl we dɛn po, .
  Go ebul fɔ fɛn di trut!
  
  Rɛd flag we gɛt skarlet blɔd, .
  Wetin ɔl brɔda dɛn nid...
  Wi pipul dɛn de kray wit pen, .
  Ɛn i want fɔ chenj!
  
  Pipul dɛn kin taya bad bad wan
  Laif ɛn po ɔnda di kiŋ dɛn...
  Ɛn a biliv se chenj go kam, .
  Ɔlide dɛn go de wan pan dɛn de ya!
  
  Fɔ di big big tin we Rɔshia gɛt, .
  Mek wi giv wi laif and hat...
  Glori to di Masta Mɛsaya, .
  Wi go tinap ɛn win!
  
  Ɔl di neshɔn dɛn go de togɛda
  Gɔd in spirit ɛn in oli ami...
  Na di wɔl fɔ di Mama Land ɛn ɔna, .
  Lɛ wi bigin fɔ kil di wikɛd wan dɛn!
  
  So biliv pan di wan ol wɔl, .
  Gɔd Ɔlmayti brayt pas di sta dɛn...
  Ɛn na big big pɔnishmɛnt
  Glori to Jizɔs Krays!
  
  Sev de insay Jizɔs
  Mek wi protekt wi Motherland...
  Sho se yu fɔgiv yu padi
  Ɛn di planɛt go bi paradays!
  
  MAGICAL DIFENS FƆ DI SITI ƆF ƐLFANI
  ANOTESHƆN
  Tu fayn fayn gyal pikin dɛn de fɛt fɔ di pawaful siti we nem Ɛlfan. Dɛn sabi majik ɛn dɛn rili strɔng fɔ fɛt wɔ. Ɔnda dɛn kɔmand na wan ol ami we gɛt pipul dɛn ɛn troll dɛn. Orcs, trolls en oda bad spirit dem de atak dem. Wel, of kos, na dragon en ninja sorcerer de tu, as witout dat.
  . CHAPTER No. 1
  Di wɔriɔ kam fɔ difend Ɛlfani. Di nimf Krakatau bin de wit am.
  Dɛn tu gyal pikin dɛn ya wɛr layt klos, ɛn dɛn gɛt saba na ɛni an. Ɛn ɔnda yu fut dɛn gɛt spɛshal, tint disk dɛn.
  Wan big big ami we gɛt ɔrk ɛn trol dɛn bin atak.
  Bɔku lɔng stej dɛn bin kɔba di wɔl dɛn wan tɛm. Dɛn bin difrɛn: dɛn bin de kɔt dɛn wit rut tik dɛn, dɛn bin de knock dɛn pain wud dɛn wit krɔs-bar. Dɛn bin de yuz ebi ebi lada dɛn bak we gɛt row dɛn we gɛt tik dɛn. Di ramparts, tank to di rapid pace of konstrakshɔn, tɔn aut fɔ bi ay pas aw di orcs, trolls ɛn ɔda undead dɛn bin de ɛkspɛkt;bɔku pan di stej dɛn nɔ bin rich di top. Plɛs, we di kol bin kol, dɛn bin de dous dɛn wit wata, ɛn dɛn bin de slipul.
  Dis na di no-aw fɔ di briliant gyal we nem Ɛlifa.
  Bifo, di wikɛd ɔrk dɛn drɛb di smɔl pipul dɛn ɛn ɛlf dɛn we dɛn bin kapchɔ. Na tru se ɛlf ɛn pipul dɛn ɔl tu bin lɛk fɔ day pas fɔ shem we dɛn de na prizin.
  Bɔt di ɔrk ɛn trol dɛn nɔ bin de taya.
  We dɛn nɔ gɛt sɔri-at fɔ push di pipul dɛn ɛn di ɛlf dɛn we dɔn taya wit spia dɛn we dɛn shap, dɛn kik dɛn ɔp, dɛn op se di ɛlf dɛn ɛn pipul dɛn we de fɛt fɔ di siti, we nɔ want fɔ kil dɛn yon, go sɔrɛnda. Bɔku bɔku gyal pikin dɛn we dɛn bin tek as ɔstej we kɔmɔt na ɔl tu di trayb dɛn bin lɛf bɔku bɔku say dɛn fɔ di fut dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we gɛt fayn fayn fut dɛn we di wan dɛn we de ripresent di fayn man ɛn uman dɛn bin gɛt.
  Dɛn bin de op se di wan dɛn we de difend ɛn di wan dɛn we de fɛt go jɔs brok ɔnda da kayn prɛshɔn de pan gud abit dɛn. Ɔ, ɔnda di kɔva we di prizina dɛn de kɔba, go insay di ays wɔl. Sɔm pan di prizina dɛn bin de ala ɛn rɔsh dɔŋ, dɛn slayv dɔŋ di ays we dɔn frɔz, dɛn nak di ɔrk dɛn we dɛn et, dɛn kɔt sɔd dɛn kɔmɔt na dɛn an ɛn dɛn fɔdɔm wantɛm wantɛm. Orcs en pipul bin de klaym di stej kwik kwik wan, yu no andastan wetin kain en trayb?
  Af nekɛd, insay rag, wit klɔb na dɛn an, wit dɛn bak we dɛn chuk ɛn blɔd. Di man-hiro Vurdalak, we wɛr klos, bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi es wan big aks, we dɛn kray bad bad wan frɔm dɔŋ:
  -Nɔ pwɛl wi, nayt, wi na wi yon pipul dɛn!
  Voivode Wild Sprout jomp go na di wɔl ɛn ala se:
  -A de smɛl am, wi yon!
  Wan kray we dɛn bin kray we nɔ bin gɛt op bin kɔnfɔm dis:
  -Wet fɔ chop, yu yon! No orcs en trolls de bitwin wi, wetin Zenki hatch? Yu nɔ de si?
  Di rili smat Ɛlifa ala se:
  -Ɛnibɔdi we krɔs insɛf kɔrɛkt wan na in yon!
  - Una fɔ baptayz, Ɔtodɔks pipul dɛn!
  Di jayant Vaula Morovin bin de ala wit vɔys we de mek pɔsin fred, di ɔs dɛn bolt wan mayl fa.
  Di hiro gyal, Varvara di kaw, bin ala se:
  - Yes, bi baptayz!
  Di wan dɛn we bin de fɛt fɔ Ryazan bin gri fɔ:
  -Rayt! Fɔ tru!
  Dɛn bin gri wit ɔl dɛn at na ɔl di wɔl dɛn:
  -Kam, brɔda dɛm, mek di sayn fɔ di krɔs!
  Bɔku bɔku prizina dɛn we bin gɛt krag, we bin blu bikɔs di kol bin kol, ɛn we nɔ bin gɛt fut, we bin gɛt fayn fayn kapchɔ, we bin de klaym oba di shaft, bin fɔdɔm, ɛn kɔntinyu fɔ krɔs dɛnsɛf wit mashin. Sɔm dɛn bin pik ston dɛn we dɛn dɔn lay bifo tɛm wantɛm wantɛm ɛn dɛn bin de fred fɔ trowe dɛn pan di ɔrk ɛn trol dɛn. Bɔku, mɔ di wan dɛn we de ripresent di mɔtalman rays, bin si ɔrk fɔ di fɔs tɛm, ivin bɔku tradishɔnal ɛnimi dɛn, di sem gɔblin dɛn, bin drɛs di stayl we ɔrk dɛn kin wɛr ɛn tek dɛn apia wit di ɛp we strɔng majik de ɛp dɛn.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn we bin de fɛt na di wɔl, we nɔ wɛr fut, pan ɔl we di frɔst ɛn kol bin kol, bin de ala se:
  I klia se di wan dɛn we de fɛt wɔ na daknɛs strɔng, .
  Iv de rul di wɔl we yu nɔ no di nɔmba...
  Bɔt una Setan in pikin dɛn nɔ go brok Krays in pawa!
  Di ɛnimi dɛn bin wɛr lɔng fut kot, so lɔng dat dɛn bin tandul na di ed. Wetin mek dɛn nid mɔ fur kot, if di ɔrk dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi gro wit fut, lɛk bea, ɛn dɛn rili smɛl. Dis na di wan dɛn we wi kin se na friza dɛn we go de sote go. Bɔt fɔ dis wɔl, winta na tin we nɔ kin apin so ɔltɛm - sno kin fɔdɔm wan tɛm ɛvri tɛn ia. Bɔt insay dis kes, na di infɛnal majik bin mek di invayshɔn we nɔbɔdi nɔ si yet.
  Ɛn Ɛlifa fɔ, togɛda wit in patna, jɔs tek ɛn sev dis wɔl frɔm bad bad agreshɔn.
  Selekt orc nukers bin gɛt kɔpa ɛn ayɛn plet dɛn we bin de hang pan dɛn chɛst ɛn dɛn bak bin opin. Fɔ mek di wan dɛn we de fɛt fɔ dɛn fred, mɔ di ɛlf dɛn (wan fayn bɔt brayt sɛks we sabi du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit aro ɛn sɔd), bɔku pan dɛn bin de peint dɛn fes we bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi bad, we tan lɛk bea wit blɔd.
  Bɔt di wan dɛn we bin de fɛt, man ɛn uman, ɛlf ɛn mɔtalman, nɔ bin de shek shek we dɛn mit di ɛnimi wit sɔd ɛn aks. Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn bin de shot bak frɔm krɔsbɔ, dɛn bin de rɔn di drɔm dɛn wit rɔsh, ɛn pul di bɔw string dɛn wit di ɛp we dɛn finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn dɛn leg dɛn we rili izi fɔ waka, lɛk chimpanzi paw dɛn.
  Frɔm di pawaful swip blow we Vauev, we na wan ripɔtmɛnt fɔ di strɔng sɛks, ɛn bak we i gɛt miks dwɔf blɔd insay am (ɛn pan ɔl dis, stil in ayt ɛn bil, wan rial bul we de mɛn ɔp!), dɛn kil fayv ɔrk ɛn trol dɛn wan tɛm, di sɛkɔn blo, ɛn tri ɔda ɔrk ɛn tu trol! Ɔda sojaman dɛn ɛn wɔman dɛn nɔ bin de fɛt wɔ pas dat.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de trowe pɔyzin nidul dɛn bak wit dɛn fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Dɛn bin de chuk di tin dɛn we Gɔd mek dɛn trot ɛn dɛn fes, ɛn dɛn bin de fos dɛn fɔ day wit pen.
  Wan pan di gyal pikin dɛn bin de spin di drɔm wit in bare, rawnd il. I spin ɛn trowe di bolt wit so pawa dat i chuk sɛvin ɔrk dɛn wan tɛm.
  Di wɔri pipul dɛn bin ala wit wanwɔd se:
  - Bɔt no spirit nɔ de fɔ ɛlf, no dis strɔng pas am,
  Wi go rivaiv wi wɔl frɔm di ruins...
  Warrior of light, tek yu sɔd kwik kwik wan, .
  Wi go tinap ɛn win bak!
  Ɔrk dɛn, ɛn nɔto so bɔku dak trol dɛn, bin de klaym ɔp di slip shaft, dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ kɔba dɛnsɛf fayn fayn wan wit shild ɔ kɔt dɛn wit sab. We, pan ɔl we dɛn lɔs bɔku bɔku tin dɛn, di Ɔgol ami rich ɔp, wata we de bɔl ɛn wan bad bad wɛpɔn tɔn pan dɛn: tar we de bɔn.
  Ivin uman ɛn smɔl pikin dɛn bin de tɔn wata we de bɔn ɛn trowe ston ɛn blɔk. Yɛs, yɔŋ wɔriɔ dɛn, ivin di wan dɛn we rili smɔl, bin mek dɛn kɔntribyushɔn to di fɛt ɛn sho di big big maynd, maynd ɛn di heroism we nɔ gɛt wan kɔmpitishɔn. Ɛn nɔto fɔ natin dɛn go fɛt.
  Smɔl smɔl slingshot dɛn wit aro dɛn we gɛt pɔyzin bin de wok mɔ, ivin pikin we ol fayv ia, we nɔ ebul yet fɔ pul tayt bɔw strɛch wit in smɔl an dɛn we tan lɛk pikin, kin shot frɔm dɛn. Ɛn fɔ mis we yu de faya insay dis kayn tik tik mas kin at pas fɔ nak. Di asɔlt bin klia se i de chok, bɔdi dɛn we dɛn kɔt kɔt dɛn bɔdi bin de rol dɔŋ bɔku bɔku wan.
  Di ɛlf gyal dɛnsɛf nɔ bin de fa biɛn. Dɛn bin ivin yuz spɛshal aro dɛn we kin split to pat lɛk shot ɛn mek di nɔmba fɔ di wan dɛn we dɛn kin kil bɔku.
  Fuyuk Khan bin yuz wan tɛliskɔp we di pipul dɛn na Fiji bin mek wit sɛns, i bin fala di fɛt gud gud wan. I bin de lik in lip ɛn smak in lip, wan wan tɛm, i bin de stret in ɛlmɛt we gɛt gold we gɛt fut, we bin de klaym pan in fɔɛd wit stɛp ɛn anɔynt. Dɔn i trowe di paip wit wamat.
  -Wi warriors de dai! Chipmunk ɛn Yɔlɔ Snek kam to mi!
  Di Turgaud-orcs bin rɔsh kwik kwik wan fɔ du di ɔda we di hereditary troll kagan bin gi. Fuyuk bin want fɔ sidɔm na wan ayvri chia we dɛn kɔt, we wan an ledɔm saful wan na in sholda:
  -Nɔ wɔri, big wan! Kɔl yu wayl yay!
  Wan viskɔs myuzik bin de pur, we bin rili mɛmba uman in vɔys.
  Fuyuk Khan bin fil lɛk se i de slip ɛn i nɔ bin ebul fɔ tinap tranga wan. Yes, na im bi dat. Agen, lɛk gɔst, di Yɔlɔ Snek bin apia bifo am - di pɔsin we rili bad pas ɔlman na in ami, wan ɛl dɛbul we kɔmɔt fa ɛn we pɔsin nɔ ebul fɔ go na Ryafponia.
  -Yu!
  Di ɛri fɔ di Suprim Trɔl Kagan pɔynt in finga fulish wan. Di yɔlɔ snek bin kɔntinyu fɔ skata, sɔntɛnde i bin de bɔku, sɔm tɛm dɛn i bin de go dɔŋ:
  -A! Ɛn a de si rayt tru yu. Na tɛm fɔ mɔdaret di vɛks we di bɔdi de vɛks. Wɛl, fɔ tɔk mɔ, briŋ ɔl yu rizɔv dɛn na di fɛt kwik kwik wan. Ɛn mi, brɔda dɛn, go ɛp una, a go gi dis kayn sɔprayz to di ɛnimi. Di signature muv, biliv mi, go bi korekt!
  Ɛn yu nɔ go ɔndastand udat na in. Tu maskulin uman, ɔ effeminate man.
  -Dze, dze, dze! A go trowe wan sɛlɛkɛt tumen na fɛt ɔnda di kɔmand fɔ Chipmunk! Tugeda una go lid di atak!
  Wan pɔsin we kɔmɔt na wan kayn animal we wi nɔ no bin de flash in yay, ɛn i bin de sho in big skarlet tit dɛn wit fang dɛn:
  -No wayt dɛbul nɔ de, a want fɔ kil mi ikwal! Lɛk tru tru ninja!
  Di yɔlɔ snek bin de flash in talisman, wan wisɛl bin apia na in mɔt we nɔbɔdi nɔ bin no, ɛn dɛn yɛri wan myuzik we de shayn.
  Fuyuk bin tink se dɛn de provok am, bɔt i nɔ bin gɛt di trɛnk ɛn di want fɔ agyu wit di ninja majik man. Na dis moment, di Turgaud-orcs rudely push Chipmunk, Fuyuk Khan nɔ bin lɛk dis obe protej fɔ Fubudai-Bagatur.
  -Yu we de lik wayn skin! yu no si se di bes warriors de dai anda di wol dem na di elven kapital? Tek di "Lvov-Berkutov" tumen wantɛm wantɛm ɛn, afta yu dɔn pas di riva, kɔt di ɛlf dɛn ɛn di pipul dɛn we gɛt sɔri-at wit wan blo ɔnda di rayt wɔl.
  Di Chipmunk we gɛt ɛkspiriɛns bin gɛt maynd fɔ agens:
  -Di ays nɔ strɔng yet, ɔnda di blo we bɔku bɔku fut dɛn de blo i go jɔs bɔs.
  Wantɛm wantɛm, wan fredful ninja pɔsin ansa fɔ Fuyuk.
  -Yu kɔnsyans na sɔntin we wi fɔ kɔmɛnt. Bɔt di tray we yu de tray fɔ du na fɔ natin! Di majik paoda dɔn tay ays na di riva strɔng pas soja stɛl! Wɛl, jomp bifo, wi ɔda yu!
  Na da tɛm de, di gyal pikin dɛn we de arch bin kɔmɔt na wan ɔda rejimɛnt we gɛt ɔrk dɛn wit aro, ɛn wan ol bɔku bɔku bɔdi dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi gro.
  Yɛs, fayn fayn pipul dɛn we nɔ gɛt fut na fɛtman dɛn we rili ebul fɔ fɛt. Wan ivin trowe wan bɔnch ti-gras, ɛn wantɛm wantɛm i kɔt tu duzin ɔrk dɛn we gɛt ia ɛn tri trol dɛn, we bin fayn mɔ we dɛn luk insay silva klos.
  -Di big ninja batyr sabi wetin i de se! Rayd fast, if yu masta di ays blɔk, a go gi wan skul fɔ ɔs as blɛsin!
  Fuyuk Khan ala, i shek in finga dɛn. Di chipmunk nɔ bin de fred fɔ kɔntrayd igen - i bin ful-ɔp wit day. Di Mɔngol wit wan grup we gɛt shag shag ɔsman dɛn nɔ bin de igen. Wantɛm wantɛm wan shado kam nia, wan nɔys bin de oba di ed, ɛn wan strɔng briz wev mek di krawn trol kagan in ɛlmɛt flay go:
  -Harakiri we yu de du! So di Bɔtaflay bin de flɔt! Naw, "poultice" go de fɔ pipul ɛn ɛlf dɛn.
  Wan big big dragɔn bin de flay ɔp di wata, in gold wing dɛn bin de blo di sno we bin de drɛb, ɛn faya tɔng dɛn bin de kɔmɔt na in tri mɔt dɛn we de it animal dɛn.
  -Wandaful monsta tɛrminatɔ!
  Fuyuk nɔ bin ivin gɛt tɛm fɔ fred:
  -I ebul fɔ bɔn dis ɔl mɛtropɔlis we pipul ɛn ɛlf dɛn gɛt.
  Dis na big tin!
  Ɛn di kray we dɛn bin de kray fɔ ansa:
  -Nɔto ɔl, bɔt i go put faya pan di wɔl. Go bifo, mi smɔl Gɔdzila!
  Di gyal in fayn fayn fantasi we i bin de waka barefut bin kɔntinyu. Ɛlifa bin gɛt wan big gift fɔ imajin.
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn we de insay in stori bigin fɔ trowe bag dɛn we gɛt kol dɔst pan di ɔrk dɛn. Ɛn di shaggy, ɔgly, fanged bears wit klos paws bin de ala ɛn grɔmbul wit wayl pen ɛn frustrashɔn.
  Ɛn di wɔri pipul dɛn bin de siŋ wit zil se:
  Gud fɔ bi wit mashin gɔn, .
  Strayk lɛk furious stɛl...
  So dat blɔd de flɔ lɛk wata we de fɔdɔm - .
  Nɔ spay di wikɛd wan dɛn, dɛn na jɔs krichɔ!
  
  Ɛn if gyal pikin kik
  Den i go hit di orc in di jaw...
  Ɛn i go rɔn nekɛd insay di frɔst, .
  I go brok ɔl in ɛnimi dɛn!
  Ɛn dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin kin trowe shap blad dɛn we gɛt pɔyzin ɛn sɔntin we kin kil di bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn we de go bifo. So tray fɔ go nia dɛn kayn fayn fayn pipul dɛn de. Bɔt di ami we de atak we na nɛtmɛr bea dɛn gɛt strɔng jokman. Ɛn na sin fɔ lɛ wi nɔ yuz am. Ɛn bikɔs pawaful kad de, dɛn go trowe am!
  Wan pawaful dragɔn, we in wing span fifti mita, bin flay go ɔp na di ay ay ples dɛn. Di ɔrk ɛn di troll shaman dɛn we bin de wit dɛn bin de ala wit wamat. Tumen, we Chipmunk bin de kɔmand, bin flay kwik kwik wan pan di ays, sɔm ɔs dɛn bin stɔp, ɛn wan ayɛn mas we bin de fred bin tramp dɛn ɛn di wan dɛn we bin de rayd dɛn wantɛm wantɛm. Di tri ed monsta, meanwhile, i daiv smol smol pan di wol. Wan wayl sprot, af mɔtalman ɛn af ɛlf, wan yɔŋ man we rili fayn ɛn fayn, bin no di denja we ɛya atak bifo di ɔda wan dɛn. Wel, na tru se a nɔ bin want fɔ sho mi trɔmp kad dɛn bifo tɛm, bɔt fɔ mek a sev di siti, a go gɛt fɔ yuz wɛpɔn we a nɔ no te da de de. Di monsta we gɛt wing bin gɛt wan mɛkanikal monsta we nɔ klia we tan lɛk spayda ɛn stɛl sɛntipɛd miks. Smok bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de kɔmɔt na di stim bɔyl. Well done guys fo trowe di kol in advance.
  Di bɔbɔ dɛn kin lɛf futprin we nɔ gɛt natin na di sno, pan ɔl we dɛn fut dɔn ɔlrɛdi rɛd lɛk krawd in fut.
  Di stim katapult na wan masta kɔmbaynshɔn fɔ di teknɔlɔji dɛn fɔ wan stim lokomotiv, wan winch, wan balista we gɛt bɔku leg ɛn ivin... wan myuzik snufbɔks. Ɛn dis wayl animal we dɛn mek wit stɛl we dɔn at, kin ebul fɔ trowe klos to di spid we mashin gɔn kin trowe, ɛn i kin nak ɛnibɔdi we i want fɔ atak distans we go rich tu mayl. Warrior gyal dɛn na bin di fɔs wan dɛn na di wɔl we tink fɔ adap wan piston injin fɔ trowe chaj. Wild Sprout insɛf tɔn di lev, we dɛn mek wit sɛns frɔm chen, di ribin bigin fɔ muv, ɛn put ston dɛn insay di bled dɛn we de rɔta kwik kwik wan.
  Bikɔs di kruk ɔrk dɛn bin de rɔsh insay wan bɔku bɔku hip, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nɔ mis dɛn, bifo dat, ɛni big big ston we bin wet, we bin de bounce, bin de knock sɔm ɔsman dɛn we bin de prɛs. Wan tin bad, di aiming skel na rather wik, yu kin stil hit orcs en trolls, bot trai hit wan flying dragon! Di tri ed monsta tɔn in ed ɛn opin in wayd, fanged jaw, we de shayn wit di dayamɔn dɛn we gɛt ɛl tit dɛn.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn we bin de fɛt na di wɔl dɛn bin de ala se:
  Nɔ, di wan we de wach nɔ go dɔn, .
  Wan luk lɛk falkɔn, wan igl...
  Di pipul dɛn vɔys klia - .
  Di wispa go krɔs di snek!
  
  Girl in a boi in hat, .
  So dat wi nɔ go no sɔri-at...
  Dɛn opin di domɔt fɔ go na di spes, .
  Di sta dɛn bin de shayn ɔp wi!
  Bɔt di ɛnimi, we di sayz tan lɛk gud plen, nɔ bin de slip. I bin klia se di pɔsin we de jok nɔ bin ful atɔl.
  Di faya we bin de rɔnawe bin flay pas di wɔl ɛn nak di os dɛn. Dɛn yɛri pipul dɛn de ala ɛn ala, sɔm uman dɛn we blaynd af-af bin rɔn na di strit, ɛn os dɛn bin bɔn wit spid we nɔto fɔ natin. Laki se, san ɛn ebi ebi barɛl dɛn we gɛt wata, ɛn faya briged dɛn bin de wach. Sɔm pan di hut dɛn, mɔ di wan dɛn we de nia di wɔl ɛn di wan dɛn we dɛn mek wit wud, dɛn bin kɔba am wit asbest we nɔ de faya. Ɔnda di padi prɛshɔn, di volkeno we bin de it animal dɛn bin tɔn blak ɛn bikɔs i nɔ bin gɛt trɛnk igen, i tɔn to strim dɛn we gɛt pale smok.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de ala togɛda se:
  - Ɛni dragɔn gɛt in yon sɔd!
  Wi na fayn fayn gyal pikin dɛn, .
  Di monsta go dɔnawe wit am!
  Bɔt i klia se di dragɔn nɔ bin want fɔ giv ɔp, we i kɔmɔt na di dayv, i tɔn rawnd wit di gris we wan ɔvalod stormtrooper gɛt ɛn bak i briŋ dɔŋ strim dɛn we gɛt faya big big briz. Di ɔrk ɛn trol dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi rich na di wɔl, so di faya we bin de bɔn bin slap dɛnsɛf. Sɔm pan di wan dɛn we dɛn bin kil na di Chipmunk we bin rili bad, in fayn fayn klos dɛn bin faya, ɛn i rɔsh bak wit di ala ala we wan bɔd we wund bin de ala. Di ɛlf wɔriɔ ɛn wɔriɔ dɛnsɛf bin sɔfa, ɛn i bin notis se pat pan di ays bin mɛlt, ɛn dis bin mek di wɔl ɛn di tik dɛn kɔmɔt na do. Di klos dɛn we bin de na di Wail Sprout bin de smok, bɔt wan yɔŋ fɛtman we bin tinap na di wɔl, we ol lɛk fɔtin ia so, bɔt we bin rili agil ɛn we ebul fɔ du sɔntin, bin ebul fɔ tɔn wan bɔkit wata pan am, ɛn stim bin kɔmɔt na di ɔt chen mɛyl.
  -What a devilish obsession, i sɔri fɔ se kul Ɛlifa nɔ de si wi!
  Di dragon tɔn rawnd bak ɛn tray fɔ go insay di tɔd sɛklɔ. Di ɛlf Savelvata nak in finga dɛn, i ebul fɔ lans wan smɔl fayabɔl, di blo hit di midul ed fɔ di dragɔn. Di smɔl bɔm nɔ bin mek ɛni patikyula lɔs to di tri ed monsta, bɔt i knock am smɔl ɔf in trajektɔri, as a rizulta di dragon faya bifo tɛm, wan fayaful whirlwind hit di piled-up nukier-orc ranks. En agen frantic howls, som of di orcs muv bak. Na da tɛm de, Wail Sprout notis wan yɔŋ gyal we lɔng, we de rɔsh fɔ wev tu sɔd dɛn we gɛt tu ed. Wit spid we nɔ mɔtalman, i bin de kɔt in ɛnimi dɛn to kabij, i bin de blo bad bad wan wit in fut, in ɛlbow ɛn ivin in ed, ɛn i bin de flɔt lɛk bɔtaflay.
  In ia bin de flay na di briz lɛk di faya we de kɔmɔt na wan Olimpik tɔch.
  Na wan pipul nɔmɔ, ɔ fɔ se tu pipul dɛn nɔmɔ bin fɔ dɔn pwɛl dis kayn tin:
  -Ɛlifa! Golden angel, na yu?!
  - Yu de smɛl flawa wit yu nos! Frɔm wan ayt we gɛt tri mita!
  Ɛlifa bin ansa wit laf. Di wɔri gyal, wit di spid we wan krayzi chita de flay go ɔp na di wɔl, ɛn lɛf blɔd mak dɛn we nɔ izi fɔ notis na di wɔl. Ɛn in fut we nɔ gɛt natin bin trowe wan bumɛrang. I flay ova, kɔt wan duzin ɔrk dɛn ed wantɛm wantɛm, ɛn kam bak bak, ɛn wan nimbul, gyal leg kech am bak.
  -Nɔ tɔk, ɔltin klia! Wi fɔ ɔt di tɔch we gɛt wing!
  Ɛlif wispa wayl, di dragɔn, we dɔn lɛvɛl ɔf in flay, go insay di nɔmba 4 sɛklɔ. Wan wɔriman we tinap nia de wit klos, we bin de trowe mɛtal gift dɛn fɔ day pan di ɔrk dɛn wit in an ɛn fut, bin tɛl am se:
  -Yuz di katapult, Ɛlifa, knock am dɔŋ wit wan big big ston.
  Di wɔri gyal bin de bark wan we de mek i fred.
  -Mi sef sabi beta wetin fo yuz!
  Ɛlifa bin pik tri chen dɛn we dɛn mek wit sɛns kwik kwik wan. Na dɛn wɔri gyal pikin dɛn aidia bak se dɛn kin kɔnɛkt tu ɔ tri smɔl ston dɛn, faya tu ɔ mɔ balista dɛn, ɛn kɔt wan ol layn dɔŋ ɛn kɔt kɔt dɛn bɔdi. Afta we Ɛlifa dɔn yuz di stim katapult, i jomp pan di bled ɛn kik di lev. Dɛn bin trowe am ay ay wan, ɛn ɔlrɛdi we i bin de flay di wɔri gyal bin de wɛv in an dɛn, i bin de rɔta in sɔd dɛn wit masta sabi buk, i bin de dayrɛkt di muvmɛnt kwik kwik wan, ɛn i bin ebul fɔ land na di bak pan di dragɔn, we gɛt spayk dɛn. Di monsta shek shek ɛn tray fɔ trowe di daring gyal-rayda, bɔt di chen dɛn we dɛn twist skilful wan bin ɔva di big big mɔt dɛn - di fɔmidabul monsta bin dɔn sadul kɔmplit wan.
  -Wetin mek yu nid tri ed? Yu tink se wan nɔ de? Dɛn ful-ɔp wit ol, so a go chen dɛn togɛda so dat di las bren nɔ go flay kɔmɔt!
  Di wɔri gyal bin laf in klɔmsi jok. Di dragɔn shap shap fɔ gɛt ayt, dɔn i riprodyuz Nesterov in lɔp, di mɔsul dɛn ɔnda di skin shek, di monsta tray tranga wan fɔ trowe di rayda we dɛn nɔ invayt. Hot kɔrɛnt dɛn we di briz bin de blo bin de blo akɔdin to di big bɔdi, di kayt bin de rɔsh lɛk ston we dɛn pul frɔm katapult, ɔ, i go mɔs bi se, wan mɛtiɔ. Di atmosfɛrik wef bin knock di ɔrk dɛn kɔmɔt na dɛn ɔs dɛn.
  Ɛlifa bin kɔl:
  -Nɔto impreshɔn!
  Di fantasi fɔ di big wɔriɔ bin de na in drim, ɛn di fɛt fɔ di barefut gyal we wɛr Ɛlifa in tyunik we dɔn rɔtin bin stil de go bifo. Di titi bin de drim smɔl, ɔ fɔ se, ivin smɔl, bɔt i bin de drim bɔku.
  Fɔ tru, wetin na bin dragon we de twit fɔ di tɛrminatɔ gyal we i go tru ekstrim lod dɛn insay twɛlv vɛriɔbul plen dɛn, aksɛleret to wan ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti graviti ɛn wantɛm wantɛm dayv insay wetlɛs, dɔn i rich bak di subletal lod limit. Ɛnitin we de ripresent di plant ɛn animal dɛn na wom bifo dis prɔdak we dɛn mek wit jenɛtik injinɛri.
  Di monsta tray fɔ tɔn in ed, i bin de klak bad bad wan wit in big mɔt. Di wɔri gyal slash wit in lijen sɔd wit ɔl in pawa, i aim di ples we sɛnsitiv pas ɔl - di nos. Di fɔs blo na bin flat, silva bidz dɛn bin de flay kɔmɔt na di nos, lɛk pal, dɛn bin de shayn na di san:
  "Yu snot fayn, nɔto so, dɛn se dragon kin dɔti gold."
  Di snek bin slap wit layt. Fɔ ansa dis, di fayn ɛn agil Ɛlifa slash wit di tip, di blo bin shap ɛn kɔrɛkt, di bled tɔn rɛd smɔl, ɛn chɛri-rubi dyu drɔp dɛn kɔmɔt na in big nos. Dɛn bin frɔz rayt pan di flay, ɛn dɛn bin de miks dɛnsɛf fɔ mek wan ɔnamɛnt we nɔ fayn.
  Di titi bin laf se:
  -Kul, kam on, ripit di trik!
  Di monsta bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de twit, bɔt i kɔntinyu fɔ gɛt ayt, di kapital siti, usay ɛlf ɛn pipul dɛn bin de liv, bin de smɔl smɔl. Na ya i de insay wan kat wil, naw i de insay sosa, ɛn na ya i di sayz lɛk pɔpi sid, ɛn leta i dɔn lɔs biɛn di klawd. Di skay bin de flash blak, ful-ɔp wit brayt sta dɛn, dɛn klaym insay di stratosfya, i bin at fɔ blo, kol vaykum bin blo insay. Pan ɔl we di lijen Ɛlifa na kɔmpleks pɔsin we i de tink bɔt, i nɔ go ebul fɔ du am if i nɔ gɛt ɛya atɔl. Bɔt, i tan lɛk se di dragɔn sɛf de it, di reptayl gɛt kɔnvulshɔn, i nɔ de blo fayn, so wi fɔ put di ayt dɔŋ. I klia se nɔbɔdi nɔ want fɔ ripit di tin we Gruslan bin du, we bin ol Krasnomorets in biad fɔ tri dez ɛn tri nɛt. Wan wɔd we kɔmɔt na wan pikin dɛn wɛbsayt de flash na in ed, ɛn fɔ sɔm rizin i rili want fɔ ripit am.
  Ɛn di wɔri gyal, we de stamp in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, we dɛn kɔt kɔt ɛn we tan, se:
  -Wi na di sem blɔd, yu ɛn mi!
  Di dragɔn, lɛk se i dɔn ɔndastand di minin, i bin shek ɛn stɔp fɔ flay. Dɔn i bigin fɔ go dɔŋ smɔl smɔl.
  Di fayn ɛn mɔskul wɔriɔ bin se:
  -Yu tink kɔrɛkt wan, mi brɔda we gɛt wing! Wi go gɛt rizɔlt wit yu!
  Wan rial kil bin de ful-ɔp dɔŋ, di Mɔngol dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de rɔl kɔmɔt na di wɔl, ɛn di fayn fayn wɔriman we gɛt di gɔd dɛn blɔd, Krakatoa, bin disayd se di bɛst tɛm dɔn kam fɔ apin. We yu du am fayn, brayt nimf gyal, yu kin si am wantɛm wantɛm, usay i pas, wan blɔd rod stil de we dɛn tik tik wit bɔdi dɛn. Nɔto di leg ɛn an dɛn nɔmɔ, Krakatoa in tu lɔng lɔng skata dɛn de smɛl lɛk stɛl dagɔ dɛn we dɔn at we dɛn wev insay chen.
  Ɛlifa se to insɛf, as i de stamp in fut se:
  -A go definitli mek dis kain pesonal tins fo mi sef! Naw, mek wi wam di orcs en trolls!
  Wail faya bin bɔs lɛk triplɛ volkeno frɔm di tin dɛn we dɛn put insay tin, di ɔrk dɛn bin gɛda tu tayt, ɛn dɛn bin jɔs frɛsh dɛn insay ɔndrɛd, wan ɛl faya bin de kɔmɔt na dɛn mɔt. Di ɔs dɛn bin de fred mɔ, bɔt, bɔku pan di ɔs dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi rɔnawe bikɔs dɛn bin blo dɛn bak wantɛm wantɛm, na Fuyuk Khan in pasɔnal gad nɔmɔ, we na wan tawzin, bin lɛf ɔnda di sadul. Di faya bin kɔntinyu fɔ bɔn, ɛn i bin swip bɔku bɔku fɛtman dɛn we bin de insay wan salvo insay wan big big briz we bin de bɔn. Di yɔlɔ snek bin de wach wit smɔl yay we in smɔl dragɔn de kam bak.
  Di fɛtman we kɔmɔt na di ist ala ala se:
  -Traytɔ! Una ɔl na ripɔtmɛnt fɔ di dragon famili, una ɔltɛm betray ɛn sav di wan we strɔng pas am!
  Di ninja majik man bin vɛks, i tray fɔ win di pɔsin we gɛt maynd fɔ rayd am, ɛn i bin de trowe pulsar dɛn wit mashin gɔn spid. Di yɔŋ wɔman we nem Ɛlifa bin grin ɛn siŋ lawd wan se:
  - Wit faya wata - knock ova di glas! Yu na kul strenja - yu spit faya!
  Dis na gyal - cheerful, wit humor. Ɛn pulsar dɛn we dɛn mek wit faya nɔ de fred am.
  Ɛlifa bin shot dɛn izi wan, i bin de yuz lay lay wɛpɔn dɛn ɛn, wan wan tɛm, i bin de dayrɛkt di animal to ɛnimi yunit dɛn. Dis na flamethrower we dɛn kin yuz bak wit wing dɛn we bɛtɛ pas wan ɔndrɛd mɛkanikal wan dɛn, we ɔs dɛn kin drɔ.
  Sɔntɛm ivin dis kin kol pas atak plen, ɛn aw i gɛt bɔku fiul, ɛn di fiuz nɔ kin dɔn? Yu go gɛt fɔ stɔdi di monsta we yu de ɛnjɔy yusɛf ɛn mek wan nyu wɛpɔn we yu nɔ bin dɔn si bifo! Di aro dɛn jɔs de bounce pan di tik, iridescent armoured skin, dɛn de shayn wit ɔl di kɔlɔ dɛn we di renbo gɛt. Hits onli chenj kala fo wan moment. Rubi rɛd kin bi laylak pepul. Difrɛn frɔm dat, laylak-safaya kin tɔn to skarlet-ɔrɛnj, gold yɔlɔ, ɛmirald grin. Dis na rili fayn, i sɔri fɔ no se insay di hot fɔ wan blɔd fɛt, tɛm nɔ de fɔ ɛnjɔy di fayn fayn spɛktakl.
  Elven wɔriɔ ɛn wɔriɔ, mɔtalman sojaman dɛn na di Wait Lijin, dɛnsɛf bɔku pan dɛn na titi, we gyal pikin dɛn fɔm, meanwhile dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi kɔt bɔku pan di ami fɔ ɔrk ɛn trol dɛn. I bin de mek pɔsin fred mɔ we mashin dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ trowe faya bin kam insay, ɛn ɛni ami nɔ bin ebul fɔ bia wit dis kayn tu tɛm we dɛn kin blo am. Wan ɔda minit, ɛn wan flay we nɔ gɛt wanwɔd go bigin. Di yɔlɔ snek bin de shem fɔ smɔl tɛm.
  Di oda of Bagatur di troll klia, fo kil di krawn kagan pan di kwait, bot di peiment tu low. Nɔ, i go kil am leta, bɔt fɔ naw i go pul am kɔmɔt ɔnda di ɛlf sɔd dɛn we de slap:
  -Lɛ wi muf go, Kagan, a go kɔba yu!
  Di troll dignitary ala se:
  -Wetin bɔt di tri ed mangus? A nɔ go mek i mek mi ami sɔfa!
  Di ninja snap in finga ɛn spak dɛn bigin fɔ fɔdɔm:
  "A kin mek wan kɔmpleks spɛl ɛn i go kam bak na in wɔl, bɔt afta dat a nɔ go ebul fɔ kɔl am fɔ sɛvin ia!" Bɔt wan opshɔn de! Wan Hale lɛvɛl spɛl!
  -Aw na dat?
  Guyuk in fes, we fat ɛn ful-ɔp pas in ia, bin strɛch. Ninja Killer bin ɛksplen se:
  -Ɛn so! If a kil in wayt mɔngus, den di dragon go bi mi yon, if i kil mi, den i go bi in yon!
  Di majik man, we bin rili go bifo pan majik, bin wispa wan lɔng mantra, di talisman bin de shayn brayt pas di san. Di gladi gladi we i bin gɛt we i bin de kil pipul dɛn, Ɛlif bin fil wantɛm wantɛm se di bak we kin chenj, we dɛn dɔn polish pan wan pawaful ɛn we dɔn ɔlrɛdi obe, dɔn lɔs ɔnda am. I bin si insɛf na di ays, ɛn i bin de flay dɔŋ wit di spid we ston de flay. Di fɔdɔm nɔ bin rili fayn, bɔt i nɔ bin kil pɔsin. Afta i dɔn brok wan mita-lɔng sno, di tɛrminatɔ wɔriɔ atak di ɔrk dɛn wit di wamat we wan bɔd we wund bin vɛks.
  Ɛn di ɔda gyal pikin dɛn tek ɛn yuz dɛn men rizɔv, grenade dɛn we dɛn mek wit kol dɔst ɛn ti-gras we dɛn miks. Ɛn dɛn bin de trowe dɛn wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin, we strɔng, we gɛt mɔsul ɛn we agil.
  Na da sem tɛm de, di titi ala se:
  Glori to Ɛlfia, Glori...
  Viktri go de, biliv mi...
  Di big pawa we di ɛlf dɛn gɛt.
  Ivin if animal atak wi...
  
  Bɔt wi nɔ go nil dɔŋ, .
  En boldly go in battle wit di orcs...
  Mek wi wɔl bi paradays
  Ɛn di ɛlf nɔ go ple layt dɛn ɔt!
  Di las ɔganayz resistans bin fɔdɔm, di sɔri-at we lɛf pan di big ami rɔsh fɔ flay bɔku bɔku wan.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn we bin fayn pas ɔlman, we nem Ɛlifa ɛn Krakatoa, bin rili kɔmpit fɔ kil di nyuker-ɔk dɛn we nɔ bin gɛt maynd. Fuyuk Khan, meanwhile, bin bi praktis invisible, in greyhaund hos bin de brok ol rekod na di hippodrome, di hereditary troll kagan bin de tink onli boht in own skin.
  -No, dis no bi gigantorai! Pathetic coward we de mek pɔsin fred. Na shem fɔ sav dis kayn Mikado kiŋ!
  Wan ninja we gɛt wan kayn we we dɛn nɔ no, bin de ala.
  Di yɔlɔ snek pul tu pawaful katana dɛn, krɔs dɛn ɛn jɔk shap shap, wan spak spak pink bɔl we separet frɔm di bled dɛn. Di majik homing pulsar tek ɔf kwik kwik wan to di fayn fayn Ɛlif.
  Di tɛrminatɔ wɔriɔ bin ebul fɔ notis di muvmɛnt, i kɔt di faya klot pan di flay, wan smɔl bɔm we skata lɛk laytin, skata wan duzin ɔrk ɛn trol dɛn:
  -Na di dɛbul! Gigantorai na di Ɔndawɔl!
  Di Yɔlɔ Snek ala. Di ninja bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de rɛdi fɔ rɔsh fɔ go mit di blɔd Ɛlif, we wan ɛlimɛntri tink kam na in ed. "Wetin if i nɔ kil dis strɔngest fɛtman gyal wantɛm wantɛm, den di blant tɛrminatɔ ɛn di nimf Krakatoa go jɔyn am, ɛn afta dat di kɔnsikuns go bi katastrofik. Pantap dat, i put di dragɔn ɔnda, ɛn na wan rili pawaful wɔriɔ nɔmɔ go ebul fɔ put di big snek."
  Di ninja bin rasp:
  -A de go fa, smɔl bɔd dɛn! A de go fɔ kam bak!
  Di yɔlɔ snek, we bin de opin in wayt klos, bɛr insɛf insay di sno. Dɔn, we i chok, i bigin fɔ wispa wan muvmɛnt spɛl.
  Ɛn afta dat, di gyal pikin dɛn de we de atak ɛn pwɛl di ɔrk dɛn insay dis kayn wef we vɛks bad bad wan, ɛn dɛn go tramp am wit dɛn rili sɛduktiv, bare fut, wit wan rili grasful kɔv na di il.
  Ɛlifa kɔntinyu fɔ rɔnata am wit wamat, di taf nimf Krakatoa nɔ bin de fa biɛn am. Pan ɔl we di fɛt bin rili bad, dɛn nɔ bin mek di kiŋ tɛnt fɔ di krawn trol kagan nɔ de fɔ si.
  -I go rɔnawe, lɛ wi kech di lida!
  Ɛlifa bin gi advays. We di nimf Krakatau bin de trowe wan disk wit in fut, i nɔ bin jɔs ansa am, ɛn i kɔntinyu fɔ lɛvul di Mɔngol dɛn we bin de rɔnawe wit strok dɛn kwik kwik wan.
  -Wetin fɔ! Wi go bring ekstra gladi to Bagatur, en dis na tu humane. Di sɔd kin kil izi wan, ɛn di jihangir go jɔs rip in skin - literally.
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn bin kɔt di ɔrk dɛn wit big zil. So dɛn ed dɛn we dɛn kɔt bin de flay ɔlsay.
  Ɛn di blɔd fɔ di ɔrk dɛn bin so stink, pɔyzin grin in kɔlɔ.
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn bigin fɔ trowe pɔyzin nidul dɛn wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn chuk di bak pat pan di tin dɛn we gɛt ia dɛn ed.
  Ɛlifa, we dɔn kɔt 4 ɔrk dɛn wit wan blo, ɛn afta dat, we i dɔn kɛr ɔda mil, sɛvin ɔrk dɛn, bigin fɔ laf.
  -If i nɔ brok Bagatur in ɔn insɛf! Wi go drayv dɛn ɔlsay na di kamp, ɔ wetin?
  Nymph Krakatau bin gigl ɛn se:
  -Batu prɛti mɔt shit in pant, ɛn di smɔl troll ɛn ɔrk dɛn we de sev, na di bɛtɛ!
  Di terminator gyal pikin dɛn bin mek dɛn paz kwik, i bin de mɛmba wan gem we dɛn bin de kech-ap, ɔrk nukers bin desperately wip dɛn ɔs dɛn, tear dɛn sayd dɛn blɔd. Bikɔs dɛn bin tray tranga wan, dɛn bin ebul fɔ kɔmɔt nia di ɛlf ɛn mɔtalman rayda dɛn smɔl, bɔt dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ rɔnawe pan di wan dɛn we dɛn mek fast pas chita!
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn we de waka na fut nɔto wik wɔriɔ dɛnsɛf. Na di ɛnd dɛn yuz dɛn trɔmp kad ɛn kil joker.
  Dɛn tek am ɛn put dɛn fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin na dɛn mɔt. Ɛn dɛn tek am wit ɔl dɛn trɛnk, as dɛn de blo am, wit ɔl di wamat ɛn bita bita.
  Ɛn wan wisɛl bin de we bin de mek pɔsin yɛri. Di big big klawd dɛn we gɛt krawd dɛn we bin de rawnd di fil bin gɛt wan bad bad blo na di bren, ɛn di kɔnkyushɔn we di briz bin de blo bin mek pɔsin gɛt bad bad at atak. Ɛn di krawd dɛn, we bin sɔprayz ɛn we nɔ bin de tɔk, bin fɔdɔm. I bin tan lɛk se ays blɔk de fɔdɔm. Ɛn dɛn bich fɔdɔm pan di ɔrk dɛn ed ɛn bigin fɔ chuk dɛn rayt tru, split dɛn skel ɛn bor insay di krawn na dɛn ed. Ɛn watawɛl dɛn we gɛt dɔti ɛn dɔti, we rili stink ɔrk blɔd kin rɔn kɔmɔt.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn, we si aw dɛn ɛnimi dɛn de day, tek am ɛn siŋ, dɛn de sho dɛn tit;
  Glori to wi Mama Land Ɛlfia,
  Glori if di dragon insɛf de rul...
  Wi gyal pikin dɛn nɔ fayn pas am, .
  Wel, di evil orcs dem don in komplit defeat!
  
  Usay di titi de waka barefut, .
  Yu no, di Gadin dɛm na Idɛn de blo de...
  Wan tɛm go de, lɛk se insay May we go de sote go, .
  Mek wi ripel di onslaught of di steel horde!
  
  Wi gyal pikin dɛn lɛk jɔstis
  Dem wan kriet Iden...
  Mek wi tek of, a biliv, wi de fo fom battles, .
  Na tɛm fɔ bi pat pan di chenj!
  
  Wi gyal pikin dɛn kin fɛt wit maynd, .
  Defeat eni, sabi di ami...
  Pawaful talisman dɛn de insay bakpak, .
  If yu nid tu kil orcs!
  
  Glori go bi to di era of elfinism, .
  Wetin go bil gladi at fɔ lɔng lɔng tɛm...
  Ɛn di prɛshɔn we di Ɔkshism we bin de drim bad bad drim, .
  No se wi win na big big wan!
  
  Girls kin tink stret
  Biliv mi, i izi fɔ win ɛnimi...
  Glori de wet fɔ wi bifo, .
  Ɛn di blɛsin na chiz ɛn milk!
  
  Gɔd we mek di wɔl nɔ bin de shem, .
  I se, gyal pikin dɛm, una rɛdi fɔ fɛt...
  If di Elven wɔl dia to yu, .
  A biliv se di Mama Land go de wit yu!
  
  Mek PAPA GƆD gi yu big blɛsin, .
  Everibodi we bin fait fo Elfia, sabi...
  Wi nid fɔ win di troll dɛn bak, .
  Ɛn dat mek, fɛtman, gɛt maynd!
  
  Wel, in shot, di orcs ran, .
  Girls de in di blak fo senchri...
  Wan rili lɔng rod stil de fɔ fɛt, .
  Bɔt as di ɛnd di drim go kam tru!
  
  GULLIVA ƐN WAN FRƐN-VISKƆTƐS
  ANOTESHƆN
  Gulliver, we dɔn bi bɔbɔ we go de sote go, gɛt advantej dɛn bak. Ɛn wan kayn lɔv bigin bitwin am ɛn di Viskaunt.
  . CHAPTER No. 1.
  Bikɔs i bin dɔn bi yɔŋ bɔdi, di fɔma kapten ɛn fambul travulman wek.
  Ɛn so i bin gɛt fɔ stɔp in fut dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we tan lɛk pikin bak pan di shap shap ston dɛn na di rod we de na di say we di pɔt de.
  Wan titi we kɔmɔt na wan big famili tek am ɛn kɔmɔt na in yunikɔn.
  Ɛn dɛn waka togɛda, dɛn pul dɛn sandal we dɛn mek wit valyu ston.
  Na di sem tɛm i bin notis se:
  - I nid fɔ mek di fut dɛn nɔ saf, bɔt dɛn at ɛn te as i pɔsibul!
  Bɔy Gɔliva bin nɔd se:
  - Dis na rili waes remark! Bɔt fɔ tɔk tru, na ya na Briten di Viscountess in want fɔ go barefut go tan lɛk se i rili strenj!
  Di titi bin siŋ fɔ ansa se:
  Di wan ol wɔl wam wit wam wam, .
  Ɛn a de rɔn along am barefut...
  A wish se na bin sɔmda
  Yu nɔ go fos fɔ go insay di sno we de rɔn!
  Di bɔbɔ kapten bin gri se:
  - Yes, i kin bɛtɛ pasmak insay sɔm! I kin rili fayn we di san de shayn ɛn di sno we de kɔmɔt na di sno de shayn na di rayt!
  Na ya Gulliver kɔrɛkt insɛf se:
  - A bin want fɔ se pal diwdrop pan di gras!
  Di titi laf ɛn siŋ se:
  - Dyu, dyu, dyu, dyu,
  I de buz lɛk bɔku bɔku wasp dɛn!
  Ɛn afta dat, i bin tɔk bak se:
  - Nɔ! Dis nɔto vilej ɛn nɔto gadin!
  Gulliver bin gri se:
  - Nɔto to di vilej ɔ to di gadin! Bɔt ɛni we aw i bi, mi ɛn yu bin de togɛda fayn fayn wan.
  Di bɔbɔ in smɔl smɔl leg dɛn bin dɔn wɛl wan nɛt, ɛn fɔ waka nɔ bin de mek i fil pen igen lɛk aw i bin de fil yestede.
  Di we aw pipul dɛn bin de fil bin bɛtɛ bak.
  Gulliver bin notis se:
  - Na dat a rili ɔndastand, wetin mek yu nid slev?
  Di Viskaunt bin snor wit disgres se:
  - Wetin nɔ de ɔndastand ya?
  Di bɔbɔ bin tɔk siriɔs wan se:
  - Una na pikin dɛn we go de sote go, una gɛt gud ɛnjɔymɛnt - una kin wok yusɛf!
  Di titi laf ɛn chip:
  - Stomp yu rayt fut,
  Wev yu lɛft an...
  I fayn fɔ liv na di wɔl, .
  Witout du enitin!
  Gulliver nɔ bin gri wit dis:
  - Fɔ nɔ du natin na tin we de boring!
  Di Viskaunt bin de gigl ɛn notis se:
  - Dɛn kɔmɔt na di hut, .
  Big big redneks dɛn...
  Di bɔbɔ aks se:
  - Wel, so wetin?
  Di titi ansa se:
  - Dɛn kɔt ɔl di ɔk dɛn, .
  Na di kɔfin dɛn!
  Ɛn aw dis pikin we go de sote go tek am ɛn laf. Yɛs, dis na tin we rili kɔl.
  Gulliver aks di Viscountess se:
  -Yu eva sirios?
  Di titi bin siŋ se:
  Na di jok kiŋdɔm
  I dɔn so lɔng...
  Natin nɔ de, as dɛn no am - .
  I nɔ kin apin siriɔs wan!
  Di bɔbɔ ansa wit smayl se:
  - Yes, a ɔndastand dat! Pikin we go de sote go na ɔl tu di maynd ɛn bɔdi!
  Di Viskaunt bin tɔk se:
  - Bi de ditarmin kɔnshɛns!
  Gulliver nɔd in ed we tan lɛk pikin wit trɛnk:
  - I at fɔ nɔ gri! Naw, at ɔl pan mi bɔdi, a kin rili fil fayn ɛn a kin gladi. Ɛn ivin di sɔl dɛn we dɔn pwɛl na pikin in bɔdi kin kɔs kwik kwik wan, ɛn dɛn kin strɔng ɛn nɔ kin gɛt sɔri-at, dat dɛn nɔ kin at igen, bɔt difrɛn frɔm dat, fɔ waka dɔn ivin fayn.
  Di titi nɔd wit trɛnk ɛn tɔk se:
  - A kin siŋ bɔt dis tɔpik!
  Di bɔbɔ kapten nɔd fɔ gri se:
  - Na tru se, yu fɔ siŋ! Wi go rili gladi!
  Di Viskaunt bigin fɔ siŋ wit big filin ɛn gladi at;
  Mirekul dɛn de na di nyu wɔl, .
  I tan lɛk fayn fayn stori we gɛt kɔlɔ...
  Na da kayn fayn fayn tin de de ya
  Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ fɛn fɔlt wit pɔynta!
    
  Wɛl, wetin if na nyu de, .
  I de kam oba di Wɔl...
  So wi nɔ tu les fɔ grap, .
  I nɔ de gɛt ɛni kol na di wɔl!
    
  Na nyu layt go de na di glori, .
  We di tik dɛn tan lɛk kandy...
  Wi go bigin fɔ grit di mɔnin, .
  Wi pikin dɛn de gladi sote go!
    
  Wan nyu ɔndrɛd ia de kam, .
  Dis rijyɔn na so fayn...
  Di pɔsin go gladi - .
  Mek di rod bi denja!
    
  Mek di planɛt blo - .
  I nɔ go te igen, i go bi wan paradays we gɛt bɔku bɔku tik dɛn...
  Opin wan akɔn we win
  Di wɔl go bi wan May we gɛt layt!
    
  Aw i fayn?
  If di san de shayn brayt brayt wan...
  Wan wudpɛk de drɔ wan chisel
  Ɔlman gɛt fayn fayn tɛm na di planɛt!
    
  Aw ɔltin kin fayn wit wi, .
  Ful vali fɔ gladi at...
  Biliv se i go bi di awa we di san go kɔmɔt, .
  Golden min!
    
  Udat go mek wi destiny, .
  Very valiant ɛn fayn...
  If ridistribushɔn de, .
  Dɔn yu kin gɛt mɔ pawa!
    
  Wi nɔ go lɛf wi ed dɔŋ
  Stret mi bak wit praud...
  Fɔ di pankɛk, bɔta, kɔtjɛt chiz, .
  Di ɔstɔ ad wantɛm wantɛm!
    
  So gladi-at go de, yu no, .
  Ɛn layt wit di Nem fɔ Svarog...
  I go bi rial paradays
  Pipul dɛn bin de pre to Gɔd!
    
  PAPA GƆD gi wan ansa:
  Wi fɔ wok wit gladi at...
  En den hello go kam - .
  Fes dɛn go layt brayt brayt wan!
    
  Na wan gyal pikin we nɔ gɛt natin
  I bin rayd wan tɔl...
  Yu fɔ panch am wit yu fist, .
  Fɔ mek pipul dɛn fred bɔku!
    
  Usay faya kin apin?
  Wel, wia di faya de bɔn...
  Krɔs blow we de krɔs
  Wan kruk ɛnimi de atak!
    
  Wi nɔ go sɔrɛnda to di ɛnimi, .
  Konsidera dis wan aspireshɔn...
  Di chɛrɔb de stret
  Wing ɛn fɔgiv ɛnimi dɛn!
    
  I go se i go apin jisnɔ
  Wetin dɛn kɔl viktri...
  Di sɛrks apin fɔ bi tɛnt, .
  Ɛn sɔntɛnde dɔg dɛn kin ala!
    
  I nɔ go te igen, i go tan lɛk ɛvin
  Mek wi mek di ol wold fayn...
  A tɛl Lada tɛnki - .
  Chɛrɔb dɛn de shayn wit gold!
  Di bɔbɔ Gɔliva klap in an ɛn tɔk wit admireshɔn se:
  - Aw i rili fayn! Dis na poem! Ɛn di titi in vɔys jɔs tan lɛk mirekul!
  Di titi bin ansa wit ɔmbul se:
  - Dis na gift frɔm di gɔd dɛn! Jɛnɛral wan, dɛn nɔ kin gladi fɔ wetin dɛn gi!
  Di bɔbɔ bin tɔk bak se:
  -I at fɔ nɔ gri wit dis! Bɔt pan ɔl we i bi, wi nɔto pikin dɛn pan ɛkspiriɛns ɛn layf no!
  Di Viskaunt grin ɛn aks se:
  -Yu kin pruv se yu nɔto pikin igen? Pantap dat, jɔs bay we dɛn gɛt sɛns ɛn no!
  Bɔy Gɔliva bin nɔd se:
  - Na tru! A kin du am ɛn fɔ tru a want am!
  Di titi vɛks ɛn stamp in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn ala se:
  - So kam, pruv am rayt naw!
  Di bɔbɔ bigin fɔ tɔk pɔpul afɔrizm dɛn wit wamat ɛn gladi at;
  Fɔ si di ɛnimi na af-af win, bɔt fɔ kɔntinyu fɔ de we pɔsin nɔ de si yusɛf na kɔmplit win!
  Di champagne fɔ win na tri wɔman dɛn nɔmɔ dɛn kin sheb; valor, kɔrej ɛn ɔnɔ. Bɔt, i nɔ tan lɛk mɔtalman fɛstival, di nɔmba 4 padi na laki, ɛn nɔto sɔntin we nɔ impɔtant atɔl!
  Pan ɔl di trɔbul dɛn, day na di wan we nɔ bad pas ɔl, bikɔs i nɔ de ɛva apin igen ɛn afta dat natin nɔ de wɔs!
  Insay wɔ, di tin we kin mek pɔsin fil bad pas ɔl na di we aw pɔsin kin fil se i de pan denja!
  I gud fɔ flay we yu de soar oba nonentities - aw yu go flay away frɔm kik na di ɔn!
  Di wan we de flay yuz di fiul fɔ bita mɔtalman kray wata go flay insay in swit drim dɛn!
  Fɔ kɔrɛkt pɔsin wit sɛns bɛtɛ pas fɔ prez am wit fulish!
  Pɔsin nɔ want fɔ fɔdɔm insay ol fɔ ɛni mɔni, pas di Womb of Venus! Fɔ dis i rɛdi fɔ pe ɛkstra ɛn ivin gi in las wan!
  Di wan dɛn we nɔ de ɛva lɔs dɛn rɛspɛkt nɔ de fred fɔ lɔs dɛn prestij!
  Di wan we nɔ de siŋ we i gɛt prɔblɛm, go ala we i no se na fɔ natin i sɔfa!
  Wit yu tong yu kin grind evritin pas di ston dem fo tong-tiedness en di cobblestone dem fo dullness!
  Female doe gud, man deer bad!
  Diya difrɛn frɔm ɛlk bikɔs di fɔs wan kin mɔna di sɛkɔn wan, ɛn di animal we dɛn de it kin go to di fɔks!
  Rial wɔriɔ fɔ gɛt di abit we animal gɛt, bɔt nɔto di sɛns we animal gɛt!
  Insay di wɔl we wulf dɛn de, bɔku tɛm jakal dɛn kin tek layɔn in ples!
  If yu want am fɔ gɛt strɔng blo we de put di ɛnimi dɔŋ, nɔ hit am we yu de ledɔm na di sofa!
  Di strongest blow de kam to di wan dem we no de giv a damn abaut patriotism!
  Di chop fɔ di ɛnimi na di wan dɛn we dɛn nɔ bit dɛn bren ɛn dɛn yay nɔ ful-ɔp!
  Wi kin win wit nɔmba, bɔt wi kin ɛnjɔy di frut dɛn we wi kin gɛt we wi win jɔs wit skil!
  Wan pɔsin we de tink bɔt insɛf nɔmɔ we nɔ want fɔ giv ɔp go mɔs giv ɔp we i gɛt prɔblɛm!
  Na tru se if yu atak yu, yu go ebul fɔ win, bɔt if dɛn atak yu, yu dɔn lɔs ɔlrɛdi!
  Nɔ go lɛft, bɔy, yu go dɔn na ol, ivin if, infakt, yu rayt!
  Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ kɔmɔt nia ol uman we gɛt skata we gɛt an dɛn we slan!
  I bɛtɛ fɔ bi Ostap Bender pas fɔ bi po dunce!
  Nɔto ɔltɛm kɔni kɔni de mek yu jɛntri, bɔt fɔ tru, sɛns de pwɛl yu!
  Fɔks we tan lɛk mɔtalman nɔ kin brayt ɔltɛm wit fut kot, bɔt i kin dak ɔltɛm pan intenshɔn!
  Wan brayt sol kin briŋ di bɔdi to fyuneral pallor!
  Dɔnki kin sidɔm na tron, bɔt i nɔ go fos yu fɔ nil dɔŋ!
  Nɔto di layɔn we de ala lawd wan, bɔt na di wan we de bit tranga wan ɛn bit tranga wan!
  No nid fɔ put faya na di os we yu de fɛt mays. Natin nɔ de fɔ mek wi tɔn di kɔntri to kɔnsɛntreshɔn kamp we wi de tray fɔ win kɔrɔpshɔn!
  Intuition na, fɔ tru, trɛtin, bɔt nɔto insay yu kamp!
  Nɔ fred smat swindler - fred ɔnɛs ful!
  Di wan we de prez di wan we de rul wit pawa go kray di kɔk na in bɔnk!
  Wan pɔsin we de rul wit wamat tan lɛk layɔn, i kin ivin strok am, i kin kɔt mit ɛn skin wit in klos!
  Insay wɔ, kɔmfɔt tan lɛk chɔklɛt insay lard, i jɔs de mek yu sik wit bɔdi!
  Na kɔstɔm fɔ layt kandul na chɔch, bɔt ivin if dɛn bɔku, dɛn nɔ kin ebul fɔ ɔt di faya we mɔtalman lɛk!
  Yu kin gɛt at we gɛt ays, blɔd we kol lɛk wata we de rɔn, bɔt pɔsin in tɔsti fɔ sakrifays go wam ɔltɛm!
  We yu rɔsh fɔ du ɔltin, dat kin mek yu gɛt bad bad tin dɛn, pas nɔmɔ if yu tray fɔ kil yusɛf!
  Ɛni pipul kin win wɔ, bɔt na Rɔshian dɛn nɔmɔ kin win wɔ, so dɛn nɔ kin tray fɔ gɛt prɔpati fɔ dɛnsɛf!
  Di fayawɔk fɔ wɔ na ɔlide fɔ ɔlman pas di wan dɛn we de fred, ɛn fɔ kray ɔlsay na di wɔl, pas di las fulish pipul dɛn!
  Bɔku tɛm, na di stret kɔnvɔlyushɔn dɛn kin kɔnfyus!
  Ɛn dɛn kin kɔmɔt na trɔbul, kɔnvɔlyushɔn, we dɛn layt klia wan na di shelf dɛn!
  I de skrach in tong bɔku tɛm, di wan we in ed de it bikɔs i ɛmti!
  Di bɛst invɛstmɛnt na di kɔfin dɛn fɔ yu ɛnimi dɛn, pan ɔl we i nɔ de ɛva dairekt!
  Di ami nɔ de mek natin, bɔt i pas fɔ pe fɔ di mɔni we dɛn put ɔnda wan rula we gɛt maynd!
  We man win, di bad tin we kin apin to am na day ɛn shem! We uman na layf ɛn gladi at!
  Uman dɛn kin spɛn mɔ pan di win dɛn we dɛn win pas ɔl di ami dɛn na di wɔl, bɔt dɛn kin tek indemniti frɔm di wan dɛn we dɛn dɔn win, we dɛn kin gi dɛn wit ɔl dɛn at!
  Uman, nɔ tan lɛk ami we nɔ gɛt yunifom, kin win kwik kwik wan!
  Nɔto lɛk man dɛn, fɔ uman dɛn, rial win kin apin afta dɛn dɔn sɔrɛnda!
  Insay wɔ, lɛk kad, yu nid fɔ ebul fɔ fɛt bak, ɛn nɔto lɛk dɛn, di advans dɛn nid fɔ sev ɛn transfa to di ɛnimi!
  Wɔ na poker, bɔt fɔ luk kad nɔto fɔ ful pɔsin, bɔt na feat fɔ intɛlijɛns!
  Fɔ fɛt we yu nɔ gɛt kɔni kɔni kɔni we tan lɛk fɔ slɔp sup we yu nɔ gɛt spun, bɔt fɔ sɔm rizin di prud dɛn jɔs de tɔk bɔt di las wan!
  Dashing man dɛn de fɛt - separet dɛn kwik kwik wan! If uman dɛn de fɛt, i bɛtɛ lɛ dɛn nɔ fɛt!
  Insay wɔ, ɔltin kin kol pas we pis de, pas di kɔmanda in fɔɛd we de slop!
  Strɔng we nɔ gɛt gud de rayz sivilizayshɔn lɛk man we dɛn ɛng wit nɔs!
  If yu nɔ bit ɔda pɔsin in fes, yu nɔ go ebul fɔ it yu yon!
  Dɛn kin bit di dɔnki ɔltɛm, bɔt na we i nɔ gɛt yus igen nɔmɔ dɛn kin kil am!
  Di brayt man kil di ɛnimi, di kɔvad kil di slev!
  Initiative in war na dia, mɔ fɔ ɛnimi we dɔn yus to cheap templates!
  Fɔ pipul dɛn we de ɔnda ɔda pipul dɛn, sɔntɛnde dɛn yon bad ɛkspiriɛns kin yus pas ɛni fayn instrɔkshɔn!
  Dɛn kin wata dɛn bred we dɛn kin it ɛvride wit dɛn swet, ɛn dɛn ɔlide bred wit dɛn ɛnimi dɛn blɔd!
  We pɔlitiks man grind in tong bɔku, di rizɔlt nɔto flawa, bɔt na flawa!
  We rula tɔk bɔku, di dɔti kin tɔn to flɔflɔ, bɔt i kin bad kwik kwik wan!
  Di at we rula gɛt kin put di wan ol kɔntri pan bred!
  Politiks difrɛn frɔm matematiks bikɔs na matematiks yu nɔ go ebul fɔ sheb wit ziro, bɔt na pɔlitiks yu de sheb wit sɔlid ziro!
  Di politiks man na briliant matematishan, bot na onli wan akshon - subtraction!
  Yu kin tɔk bɔt ɔltin, bɔt jɔs kɔndɛm wetin go bɛnifit yu!
  Tɔk we nɔ gɛt minin na chata, tɔk wit minin na polemik, tɔk wit bɛnifit na fɔ tich, ɛn di big prɔfit de kɔmɔt frɔm we yu nɔ tɔk natin!
  Na smɔl maynd nɔmɔ de tek ova wit bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn!
  Tu bɛtɛ pas wan, bɔt nɔto if dɛn na day kɔmrɛd!
  Blɛsin de fɔ di wan we biliv, ɛn ɛnibɔdi we nɔ biliv, di blɛsin dɛn de tu tɛm, so i gɛt kɔnfidɛns pan in yon trɛnk ɛn rizin!
  I bad we brek nɔ de, i kin wɔs we yu slo!
  Nɔ, di dɛbul rili bad di we aw dɛn peint am, bɔt di tin we rili bad na di skech fɔ wan enjɛl we wan mongrel du!
  Animal dɛn de liv na di fɔrɛst - ɛn kruk pipul dɛn kin tɔn ɔltin to tik tik!
  Insay di wayl animal in kiŋdɔm, na kɔk ɛn parrot nɔmɔ de, ɛn dɛn dɔn put fɛda bed dɛn insay di igl dɛn!
  Wan gud dizayn na dat if yu let, yu go bi tin we nɔ de igen, gud pɔsin, if yu let, pipul dɛn go et yu!
  Day na fɛt de mek pɔsin gɛt maynd ɛn fulish pɔsin, bɔt if di sem tɛm dɛn dɔn mek wan agrimɛnt wit sɛns, dat min se layf we go win go de!
  Ɔltin kin disgiz, pas yu yon stupiditi!
  Ɔltin kin kɔmɔt na do, pas ɔda pɔsin in maynd, we yusɛf de liv insay!
  Rɛd tɔk na di bɛst mɛrɛsin fɔ shed rɛd blɔd!
  Di mɛtal we at pas ɔl na sɔft lid, we dɛn kin pul bulɛt frɔm!
  Di lid we denja pas ɔl nɔto di wan we de insay di bulɛt dɛn, bɔt na di wan we de ful-ɔp di bren!
  Di bɛst tin na di wɔl na dat yu nɔ go ɛva se i nɔ go wɔs pas dat!
  Wetin bad na di wɔl jɔs rayt na wɔ, ɛn afta win i nɔ go bɛtɛ!
  Sɔri-at na wɔ, nɔ tan lɛk pɔblik raregal, i kin kɔst mɔ, bɔt i nɔ kin gi satisfayshɔn!
  Na pɔsin nɔmɔ we rili es in spirit nɔ de shem fɔ sho sɔri-at to di wan dɛn we dɔn fɔdɔm!
  Yu kin tɔk bɔt ɛnitin, bɔt yu kin tɔk bɔt di tin nɔmɔ, bikɔs ɛmti chata de tɔn di sup to blɔd dayarɛa!
  Saylens na gold, we de gi kɔrɛshɔn we yu de silens arbitrariness!
  Wɔd na silva, we nɔ de alaw di say we di wata we gɛt layf de kɔmɔt fɔ no ɛn tru fɔ kɔmɔt!
  Kɔntri we gɛt strɔng avieshɔn nɔ go ɛva lɛf biɛn!
  Di big big sɔri-at, frɔm smɔl sɛns!
  Frɔm di milk we de kɔmɔt frɔm di mistek dɛn we pipul dɛn we de arch kin mek, na pikin dɛn nɔmɔ we gɛt prɔblɛm ɛn we de sɔfa kin gro!
  Fɔ ɛksesaiz yu nid fɔ du so dat na yu ɛnimi in layf batri nɔmɔ go dɔn!
  Pipul dɛn we gɛt dɔl maynd ɛn di wan dɛn we gɛt strɔng sɛns fɔ se dɛn nɔ impɔtant, lɛk fɔ provok ɔda pipul dɛn!
  Shap tɔng dɛn, we nɔ tan lɛk dagɔ, kin chuk ivin tru di chen mɛyl we dɛn kin yuz fɔ ful pipul dɛn!
  Di fayn fayn stori se fayn, bɔt di rial tin nɔ kin apin fayn!
  Ɔltin na di wɔl kin dɔn, pas mɔtalman idiocy ɛn animal kɔmpitishɔn!
  Laif rili tan lɛk ring, pɔsin kin si di ɛnd fɔ sɔfa, bɔt yu nɔ go ɛva fil am!
  Ɔltin na di wɔl kin dɔn, pas mɔtalman idiocy ɛn animal kɔmpitishɔn!
  Laif rili tan lɛk ring, pɔsin kin si di ɛnd fɔ sɔfa, bɔt yu nɔ go ɛva fil am!
  Ay we gɛt ay aim na di bɛst we fɔ mek dɛn nɔ kɔl dayman dɛn fɔ go fɛt wɔ!
  Ɛn kɔrɛkt instrɔkshɔn nɔ go alaw yu fɔ mis di rod we de go ɛksaktɔli to di gol!
  Na wan bɛnifit nɔmɔ Ɛl gɛt pas ɛvin, nɔbɔdi nɔ de fred fɔ drɛb am!
  Di tin we nɔ fayn pas ɔl na Kristian paradays na dat yu nɔ go ivin wish fɔ ɛnitin we bɛtɛ pas dis!
  Krays na di wangren ship we di hare tek layɔn fes insay di wulf wɔl!
  Na di wan dɛn nɔmɔ we nɔ ebul fɔ kil fred insɛf de day!
  Na di wan dɛn we fred nɔ de liv insay atɔl de ajɔst to pɔsin we nɔ de day!
  Di wan we de fred bɔku bɔku ɛnimi dɛn go shɔtchɛn in padi dɛn!
  Wan minit we dɛn spɛn fɔ rikonays, de sev wan ɔndrɛd ia layf ɛn wan mɔnt fɔ win!
  Di wan we nɔ de brok di rod dɛn go tu bɔku tɛm nɔ ebul fɔ gɛda di bon dɛn!
  Di big big damej to di ɛnimi na di wan dɛn we nɔ de lɔs dɛn sɛns fɔ kɔmpia!
  Pɔsin nɔ no di say we i want fɔ du sɔntin, bɔt dɛn kin mɛzhɔ am ɔltɛm bay di tin dɛn we i ebul fɔ du!
  Dis na wetin Gulliver kam op wit - kul! Ɛn ɔltin rili de insay wan briz. Fɔ tru, fɔ tru, pikin dɛn de we gɛt sɛns if big pɔsin in sol dɔn go insay dɛn.
  Di Viscountess gyal bin notis se:
  - Yes, dis kin mek yu kray! Na so yu kin kɔmpoz!
  Di bɔbɔ kapten nɔd se:
  - Yes, layf dɔn tich mi bɔku tin! Ɛn inklud dis sɛns!
  Dɔn di titi aks se:
  - Wai yu no bi king fo yu kontri!
  Gulliver bin laf ɛn ansa se:
  - Yu no, sɔm kayn we di aidia fɔ fɛt fɔ di tron nɔ ɛva kam na mi maynd. Bɔt fɔ tɔk tru, i fayn fɔ tink bɔt am!
  Di Viskaunt bin siŋ se:
  - Pashɔn de vɛks na in sol, .
  Ɔl wetin di bɔbɔ nid na pawa!
  Gulliver bin tɔk se:
  - If a dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt wan tawzin ia layf, ɛn bak wɛlbɔdi, den wetin mek a nɔ de drim pawa!
  Di titi bin ɔda se:
  - Hit am wit wip!
  Tu gad bɔy dɛn tek ɛn hit Gulliver pan in bare torso. I bin de ala.
  Di Viscountess bin stɔp di fɛtman dɛn:
  - Du! Dis na so dat i go ɔndastand ɛn no in ples! Ɛn in ples na slev in ples!
  Di bɔbɔ we nem Gɔliva bin kray, i bin de shek di bidz dɛn we gɛt swet na in skin we bin dɔn bɔs:
  - Aw yu nɔ go ɔndastand! Na ya di las ɔn go ɔndastand!
  Di titi stamp in smɔl fut we dɛn kɔt ɛn swɛt:
  - Naw, siŋ! Te a rayd ɔs!
  Di bɔbɔ kapten bigin fɔ siŋ, ɛn i win di we aw i nɔ want fɔ siŋ;
  Bɔku trɔbul dɛn dɔn kam na Fadaland, .
  Ɔl dis bin dɔn wit wan big big dɛf...
  Gladi se no nayt nɔ de igen, .
  Ɔna ɛn prez yu os!
    
  Mi na Gulliver, we na big big fɛtman, .
  Yu no, a kin fɛt faya faya...
  Mas na dis wɔriman, gud papa, .
  Ɛn mi jɛntri we ayd insay mi bakpak!
    
  A de rɔn barefut na di kol, .
  Di rawnd il dɛn de flash akɔdin to di sno...
  A go deliv di Fritz bay fos, .
  Viktri go de insay faya faya May!
    
  I destroy orcs wit krosbo, .
  Kot dɔŋ wan duzin gnomes wan tɛm...
  I nid fɔ bit di troll na di nos, .
  A bin bi wɔriman, a bin rili gladi!
    
  Nɔ ɛva fɔ bɔbɔ lɛk dis
  Di wɔl nɔ go dɔn, biliv mi...
  A go rɔn sote go barefut
  So dat Ken nɔ go sɛlibret di win!
    
  Wi kɔntri na wi oli kɔntri, .
  Wi nɔ go rigrɛt am, trɔst yu layf...
  Ivin if Setan de atak di pipul dɛn - .
  Na de, di tik fɔ monarchism go blo!
    
  Hail Britain, valiant land, .
  I gɛt di big big glori fɔ di Fadaland...
  Wan tɛm, Sent Oenomɔs bin de rul, .
  Nawde di gyal pikin dem de fait Orcism!
    
  Nɔ, wi nɔ go ɛva gri fɔ lɛ di ɛnimi, .
  Mek di san shayn pan di planɛt...
  Wan sta de shayn brayt brayt wan, .
  Wi go gɛt brayt ples na ɛvin!
    
  Gɔd Jizɔs na di masta fɔ ɔlman, .
  Krus fɔ mɔtalman bay di bad...
  Tɛnki am pipul dɛn
  Bi at least oli likl tu!
    
  Di barefut gyal bin de wet fɔ di nayt, .
  I bin de luk fɔ armor we dɛn bin klin fɔ shayn...
  I tan lɛk se dis kayn Pallas na fate, .
  Fɔ tɔk tru, mit wan nayt we gɛt lɔv!
    
  A biliv se gladi-at go kɔmɔt frɔm prɔgrɛs, .
  Pipul dɛn we dɔn day na sayɛns go gɛt layf bak...
  Ɛnibɔdi we sabi mami ɛn dadi biznɛs go de, .
  Wi go de in ecstasy - di spika dem no go krak!
  Di titi laf ɛn shek in finga:
  - Wel, yu na lewd pɔsin! Yu fɔgɛt se yu na pikin naw. Ɛn yu go bi pikin fɔ ɔda tawzin ia. Yu ivin gɛt ed stat pan wi. Di layf we bin de bifo nɔ kɔnt. Yu stil gɛt tɛn ful sɛntiwɔd bifo yu, ɛn a nɔ gɛt bɔku viskɔnt!
  Gulliver bin nɔd wit wan smayl:
  - A de sɔri fɔ yu!
  Di titi bin de mɔna se:
  - Kam on, se somtin genius abaut dis topik!
  Gulliver bigin fɔ tɔk tin dɛn bak we pipul dɛn lɛk;
  If yu want fɔ bi Gɔd, nɔ bi mɔnki we gɛt di abit fɔ falamakata di wan dɛn we nɔ klin!
  If yu nɔ want fɔ wok lɛk ɔks, yu go dɔn wit kɔla na yu nɛk!
  Di Viskaunt bin ambɔg am se:
  - Dat a nɔ bin want fɔ lisin to dɛn kayn filɔsofi ɛn afɔrizm ya igen! I bɛtɛ fɔ siŋ sɔntin we fani bak!
  Di bɔbɔ kapten bigin fɔ siŋ wit sɔm tin dɛn we i nɔ want. No trɛnk nɔ bin de fɔ mek am, ɛn i bin siŋ wan pipul siŋ we wan Rɔshian ribel Stenka Razin bin siŋ. Wɛl, ɛnitin we kam na mi maynd, a bin de siŋ:
  bot we gɛt shap nos we de travul
  along di big big Vɔlga Riva ,
  lɛk pipul dɛn we gɛt maynd fɔ row na bot,
  Kɔsak, yɔŋ man dɛn.
  Di ɔna insɛf sidɔm na di stɛp,
  di ɔna insɛf, di fɔmidabul Stenka Razin,
  bifo am na wan rɛd titi,
  wan Pashian prinses we dɛn kapchɔ.
  Stenka Razin nɔ luk di prinses,
  bɔt i luk in mama na di Vɔlga.
  As di bad bad Stenka Razin bin se:
  "O, yu goy, Volga, dia mama!
  Frɔm wan ful ej, yu gi mi gladi,
  Yu rɔk ɛn lull mi tru di nɛt,
  Yu kɛr mi tru rɔf wɛda, Yu
  nɔ de slip fɔ mi,
  Yu endow mi Kɔsak dɛn wit gud tin dɛn.
  Dat wi no giv yu enitin yet."
  Aw Stenka Razin we de mek pɔsin fred, jomp ɔp ya,
  pik di Pashian prinses,
  trowe di rɛd titi insay di wef,
  butu to Mama Vɔlga.
  Stenka Razin bin go
  na Astrakhan siti
  fɔ trade guds.
  Di gɔvna bigin
  fɔ aks fɔ gift dɛn.
  Stenka Razin bin bring
  krispi ston,
  krispi ston -
  golden brocade.
  Di gɔvna bigin
  fɔ aks fɔ mek dɛn put fut kot.
  Dia fur kot:
  Di flo dɛn nyu,
  Wan na biva,
  Di ɔda wan na sable.
  Stenka Razin
  no giv am in fur kot.
  "Gi mi bak, Stenka Razin,
  Gi mi di fur kot kɔmɔt na yu sholda!"
  If yu gi am bak, tɛl yu tɛnki;
  If yu nɔ gi am bak, a go hang
  am na opin fil
  pan grɔn ɔk tik,
  na grɔn ɔk tik,
  ɛn na dɔg in fut kot."
  Stenka Razin
  bigin fɔ tink se:
  "Wɛlkɔm, gɔvna.
  Get yusɛf wan fur kot.
  Tek yusɛf wan fur kot,
  so dat nɔys nɔ go de."
  Dat nɔto ɔs in tramp, nɔto pipul dɛn rɔmɔr,
  Nɔto di trɔmpɛt in trɔmpɛt we dɛn de yɛri frɔm di fil,
  Bɔt di wɛda de wispa, hum,
  Wis, hum, tɔn ɔt.
  I invayt mi, Stenka Razin,
  fɔ waka na di blu si:
  "Wɛl, daring, yu na dash robber,
  Yu na dashing robber, yu na riotous brawler,
  Yu sidɔm na yu fast bot dɛn,
  Unfurl yu linen sails,
  Rɔn krɔs di blu si.
  A go briŋ tri ship dɛn fɔ una:
  Na di fɔs ship, dɛn put rɛd gold,
  Na di sɛkɔn ship, klin silva de,
  Na di tɔd ship, wan titi sol de."
  . CHAPTER No. 2.
  Di titi, we bin de stamp in smɔl smɔl fut dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, klap in an dɛn ɛn chip:
  - Aw i fayn fɔ si! Yu na rili mirekul bɔbɔ! Ɛn wetin mek yu nid fɔ bi big pɔsin?
  Gulliver ansa wit smayl se:
  "A de fil fayn pas ɛni ɔda tɛm na bɔbɔ in bɔdi!" Ɛn a de insay wan rili fɛt ɛn pɔsitiv mud!
  Ɛn di bɔbɔ-kapten go splash in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, we smɔl, we jɔs tan.
  Dɔn i bin siŋ se:
  Fɔs gred, fɔs gred, .
  Tide na yu ɔlide...
  Di awa fayn ɛn gladi, .
  Fɔs mitin wit skul!
  Ɛn Gɔliva wink wit in wayt-tut smayl. Dɛn tɛm dɛn de, if Gɔd nɔ gri fɔ mek yu gɛt tut we de at, i go bi da kayn sɔfa de! Ɛn na ya i wɔndaful, yu na pikin fɔ ɔltɛm ɛn literally wan ɔndrɛd pasɛnt gladi - oh, oh, oh!
  Dis na rili fani tin. Yu de si yusɛf mɔ ɛn mɔ as bɔbɔ.
  Bɔt rili fayn tɛm dɛn bin de. Na so Gulliver bin de na di kiŋdɔm fɔ majik pipul dɛn we kin ivin kɔl di dayman dɛn sol. Dɔn ivin day nɔ bin de fred - dis min se ɔda sol dɛn de, ɛn layf de kɔntinyu afta day.
  Na so big tin laik dis bi.
  Di bɔbɔ kɔntinyu fɔ plop in fut we nɔ gɛt natin along di rod ɛn bigin fɔ siŋ, de sho in tit dɛn we tan lɛk pikin;
  Halo mama! A don de trai fo rait to yu fo di umpteenth taim. Ɛn naw yu de bifo mi ɛn i tan lɛk se ɔl di prɔblɛm dɛn dɔn go.
  
  Di mun de flɔt akɔdin to di skay, kwayɛt de na di strit, .
  Ɛn na mama nɔmɔ de wek na di os.
  Ɛn na nɛt, i go opin di domɔt fɔ yu kwayɛt wan, .
  Biliv mi, nɔto ɔda pɔsin, na mama nɔmɔ.
  Ɛn na nɛt, i go opin di domɔt fɔ yu kwayɛt wan, .
  Biliv mi, nɔto ɔda pɔsin, na mama nɔmɔ.
  
  Ɛn if pɔsin ɛva stɔp fɔ lɛk wi, .
  Na di mama nɔmɔ go was di kray wata ɛn ɔndastand.
  Ɛn if wi ɛva go waka fɔ lɔng tɛm, .
  Dɔn na mi mama nɔmɔ go de wet fɔ wi.
  Ɛn if wi ɛva go waka fɔ lɔng tɛm, .
  Dɔn na mi mama nɔmɔ go de wet fɔ wi.
  
  Aw wi de du? Yɛs, sɔm kayn we ɔlman skata. Anka day, ɛn di Stiwɔd dɛn dayvɔs. Yɛs, sɔm kayn we ɔltin de na di trɔbul. Mama! Wetin mek yu nɔ tɔk natin?
  
  Di mun de flɔt akɔdin to di skay, kwayɛt de na di strit, .
  Ɛn na mama nɔmɔ de wek na di os.
  Ɛn na nɛt, i go opin di domɔt fɔ yu kwayɛt wan, .
  Biliv mi, nɔto ɔda pɔsin, na mama nɔmɔ.
  
  Dis tɛm bak, natin nɔ apin wit mi lɛta. Mama, bɔt a go rili rayt, fɔ tru. A sɔri.
  
  Ɛn na nɛt, i go opin di domɔt fɔ yu kwayɛt wan, .
  Biliv mi, nɔto ɔda pɔsin, na mama nɔmɔ.
  Ɛn na nɛt, i go opin di domɔt fɔ yu kwayɛt wan, .
  Biliv mi, nɔto ɔda pɔsin, na mama nɔmɔ.
  Di titi bin de gigl ɛn notis se:
  - Yes, na so tin de... Yu tink bɔt yu mama. Wi nɔ gɛt mama ɛn papa?
  Gulliver bin sɔprayz se:
  - Eh! Aw dis pɔsibul? Aw dɛn bɔn yu?
  Di Viskaunt bin ansa wit smayl se:
  - Di stɔk de briŋ pikin to pipul dɛn. Ɛn wi gɛt wan fayn fayn dragɔn. Na pipul dɛn nɔmɔ di fayn fayn stori bɔt di stɔk na jɔs fikshɔn fɔ smɔl pikin dɛn, bɔt wit wi di dragɔn na rial tin. Bikɔs wi na mɔtalman bak ɛn wi nid fɔ ful-ɔp wi pipul dɛn wan wan tɛm.
  Di bɔbɔ kapten bin tɔk se:
  - Wan tawzin ia layf stil so shɔt! Ɛspɛshali if yu ful-ɔp wit trɛnk ɛn trɛnk ɔltɛm!
  Di titi nɔd fɔ sho se i gri se:
  - Mek i flay pas insay di blink ɔf wan yay! Yu nɔ go gɛt tɛm fɔ luk bak! Pan ɔl we na di ɔda say, i go mɔs bi se dɛn go sɛl yu to wan ples usay dɛn de kɔt ston, ɛn de tɛm de muf rili slo!
  Gulliver tek am ɛn siŋ:
  - Bɔt di tru tin se leba na torchɔ, .
  Insay winta ɛn spring...
  Di wangren tin we nɔ de de na
  We yu de wit Setan!
  Di Viskaunt bin mek in fes kray:
  - Yu na so so zil Kristian. Ɛn naw a dɔn ɔlrɛdi mɛmba bɔt Setan! Usay yu fet de!
  Gulliver bin ansa ɔnɛs wan se:
  - Na tru se a biliv pan Gɔd,
  Ɛn a lɛk Krays wit ɔl mi at...
  Wi bin gɛt wan lɔs
  Bɔt i gɛt domɔt!
  Di titi vɛks ɛn stamp in smɔl fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn swɛt:
  - Mek wi sing somtin, filozofa!
  Gulliver tek am ɛn siŋ bak;
  Yu yɛri di tɛnda dɛn
  Wild howl curse, kray ɛn kray, .
  Dis na di tɛm fɔ kɔl - .
  Fɛt Amagɛdɔn, fɛt Amagɛdɔn!
  Di Viskaunt bin vɛks ɛn stamp in smɔl fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn ala se:
  - A nɔ lɛk dɛn kayn siŋ ya!
  Di bɔbɔ kapten bin grin wit sɔri-at se:
  - Aw yu nɔ go lɛk am? Den sing am yusef, if mai myusik no suit yu!
  Di Viskaunt bin sho in tit ɛn grɔmbul:
  - A go tek am ɛn siŋ am!
  Ɛn di titi tek am ɛn bigin fɔ siŋ wit big zil, in tit dɛn wayt, sho lɛk ayvri;
  En wi ar dash elf gyal, .
  Wi lɛk fɔ fɛt fɔ di glori fɔ di Fadaland...
  Wi gɛt wan ɛlimɛnt we de fɛt, we nɔ gɛt fut, .
  Ɛn wi biliv se, wi go bil pales dɛn we gɛt ɛlfinism!
    
  No kɔntri nɔ de we fayn pas dis fɔ wi Ɛlf, .
  Insay de, di san de fɔ di pipul dɛn na di wan ol wɔl...
  Ɛn lɛ Setan in grup atak, .
  Wi go du sɔntin we kol pas Shekspia!
    
  Yu lɛk wi Mama Land we dɔn de fɔ lɔng lɔng tɛm, .
  Dat wi istri gro na kɔnstrɔkshɔn sayt dɛn...
  Frɔm di krawn dɛn we big ɛn we rili fayn, .
  Wan tɛm, dɛn bin de kuk Spartan pɔrit!
    
  Nɔ trowe wi Fatherland na grɔn, .
  We na praud, simpul wan oli...
  We wi swɛ to di igl we gɛt tu ed, .
  Ɛn naw di hama ɛn sikɛl dɔn rili dia to wi!
    
  Wi go flay ɔp pas di ɛvin, .
  Wi go rayz di ruf dɛn ɔl di we fɔ go na di spes...
  Wan pawaful chɛrɔb de flay ɔp wi, .
  Na so wan big wɔd - Ɛlfia!
    
  No blɔd kray wata nɔ go fɔdɔm, .
  Ɛn di Ɛlf nɔ go tramp di il fɔ di infidel dɛn...
  Wi oli drim go kam tru, .
  Get up off yu sofa dem guys!
    
  Boundless space, stormy ɛn simpul, .
  Na so wan fayn wɔd - Ɛlfia, .
  Wi go pas wan bad bad jɔjmɛnt pan di Wehrmacht, .
  Ɛn lɛ wi mek wi Mama Land gladi mɔ!
    
  Mek wi patronymic blos, .
  Lɛk bush di kɔlɔ we di bɛri dɛn na di Gadin na Idɛn gɛt...
  Wi de dash fɔ swip di ɛnimi, .
  Di bɔbɔ go gɛt blɛsin frɔm Gɔd!
    
  A nɔ biliv wetin go apin wit di win we Orkshism win, .
  Walk tru Elfskva, raking in rola dɛn...
  Mek di oli Ɛlfinism rul na Ɛlfia, .
  Di gyal pikin dɛn de rɔn, dɛn leg dɛn de flash so fast!
    
  Una nɔ kray, una padi dɛn, se una man dɛn dɔn fɔdɔm, .
  Ɔl di wan dɛn we dɔn day go gɛt layf bak bay di wil we Svarog want...
  Udat dɛn chuk, udat fɔdɔm frɔm di gɔn, .
  Bɔt wi ɔl bin fɛt wit maynd ɛn ɔnɛs wan!
    
  A nɔ no wetin mek bad tin de rul na di wɔl, .
  Wetin mek di Masta gi trɛnk to di ɛnimi dɛn...
  Bɔku tɛm, ɛlf dɛn nɔ bin gɛt laki na fɛt-fɛt, .
  Pan ɔl we no sojaman nɔ de we gɛt maynd pas dis na fɛt!
    
  Wel, likl elf, yu brayt, yu no, .
  Yu sabi fɛt ɛn yu rili gɛt maynd...
  Di big kiŋ sidɔm na di tron, .
  Wi ilɛkt am, biliv mi, nɔto fɔ natin!
    
  Insay wi Fada Land, vaylet flawa dɛn de, .
  Emerald fɔrɛst, pal birch tik dɛn...
  Elfia na fayn - di krawn fɔ biuti, .
  At least Orkolf want fɔ pwɛl in kɔntri!
  
  Nɔ, wi ɛlf-gayl dɛn na dɛn kayn fɛtman dɛn de, .
  Wetin de na di planɛt we brayt ɛn kol...
  Mek wi pikin ɛn papa dɛn proud fɔ wi, .
  Mek di klawd klin oba di Fatherland!
    
  A nɔ no wetin di gyal pikin dɛn go kam, .
  Wi go ebul fɔ mek di Fadaland gladi...
  Wi dɔn yus fɔ fɛt wit shap sɔd, .
  Ɛn wi win, biliv mi, fayn fayn wan!
    
  Nɔ no aw di ɛnimi strɔng
  Di spirit fɔ di ɛlf dɛn, wan pipul dɛn we fayn pan fet...
  Wi go rili win wi ɛnimi dɛn we wi de fɛt, .
  Lɛ wi gɛt oli fridɔm as blɛsin!
    
  So no gladi at ɛn pis na di Fatherland, .
  Na ɛlf-mil dɛn bin de briŋ am pan bayonet...
  Naw wi chɛrɔb we strɔng pas ɔl na
  En wi guys ar so deft wit dem blows!
    
  Sɛntiwɔd dɛn de pas, ɛlfinism go kam, .
  Ɔl di wan dɛn we fɔdɔm na fɛt go rayz bɔdi...
  Ɛn di rod de ɔp sote go, nɔto fɔ smɔl tɛm dɔŋ, .
  Di wan ol wɔl tu smɔl fɔ wi ivin if wi nɔ gɛt ɛj!
  Di Viskaunt bin siŋ so fayn, i bin de stamp in fut dɛn we rili fayn ɛn we tan lɛk pikin. Gulliver bin ivin rigrɛt se in na gyal pikin. Wan big gyal pikin go fayn pasmak. Ɛspɛshali di bɛnd we di il de bɛn na di sɔl.
  Wel, okay, ivin so. Di bɔbɔ kapten ansa se:
  - Wi nɔ de du ɛnitin lɛk dat, wi jɔs de siŋ ɛn ɛnjɔy wisɛf!
  Di titi bin de mɔna se:
  - We in vɔys go siŋ, ɛn yu yon go snɛf!
  Ɛn dɛn bin stɔp fɔ stɔp. Di bɔbɔ dɛn we di man dɛn we de wok na di bot bin dɔn bi naw, dɛn bin de waka pan shap ston dɛn we nɔ bin de fil pen. Pikin dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin kin rɔf kwik kwik wan. Dis na rili fayn tin. Ɛn fɔ tru, di we aw pɔsin de fil kin go ɔp.
  Di slev bɔy dɛn bin ivin bigin fɔ siŋ;
  We di san de shayn na di de, di bak de bɔn wit faya,
  Di ovasia nɔ de slip, ɛn di wip de fetful to am.
  We nɛt kam, di wayt jentlman
  go slip na in bed bitwin di wayt fɛda bed dɛn.
  
  Mi, we bin dɔn pul shuga frɔm ken ɔl mi layf,
  nɔ bin no ɔda blɛsin pas fɔ blo wit stik.
  Mi an nɔ de bɛn ɛn mi yay we gɛt klawd de ebi,
  Bɔt mi at de bit bad bad wan, lɛk alam we de mek faya!
  
  A de rɔn ɛn ayd lɛk tifman, di gras nɔ ay,
  a nɔ yɛri di dɔg dɛn yet, bɔt na jɔs fɔ naw.
  Di nɛks mɔnin dɛn go ol mi, ɛng mi na wan tik,
  ɛn di bɔbɔ-brɔda dɛn go luk frɔm ɔnda dɛn fɔɛd.
  
  A dɔn ɔlrɛdi day wit tɔsti, a nɔ ebul fɔ si wata,
  Bɔt wan ol de fɔ fridɔm, udat kin tek am go!
  Di siŋ, fɔ tru, nɔto Gɔd no wetin. Ɛn i nɔ de ad optimism.
  Gulliver bin tɔk wit wan pikin smayl se:
  - Dis na di kayn twist dɛm we fate gɛt! So a de go ɛn a nɔ no usay. Ɛn wetin de wet fɔ bifo... Wɛl, insay mi fɔs advantej dɛn, sɔm kayn we mɔ dinamik ɛn intres bin de. Ɛn na ya, na siŋ dɛn nɔmɔ de, ɛn yu de stɔp rawnd lɛk rɔbɔt we de wok na klok.
  Di Viskaunt nɔd fɔ sho se i gri se:
  - Yu nid dinamik? Wetin dis pɔsibul!
  Ɛn di titi tek wan wip na in bɛlt ɛn mek i bit Gɔliva. Di bɔbɔ ala wit pen ɛn kray se:
  - Na dat a nɔ bin min atɔl!
  Di Viskaunt laf ɛn ansa se:
  - Bɔt yu nid fɔ lan buk! Maybe yu kin tel mi sohm fani stori?
  Di bɔbɔ kapten nɔd ɛn bigin fɔ wev wan stori:
  Emparɔ Dayɔklitian nɔ bin gri fɔ lɛf in pawa, bikɔs i bin ɔndastand se if i nɔ bin de, di Roman Ɛmpaya nɔ go kɔntinyu fɔ de. Pantap dat, Daylɔktan bin dɔn gɛt wan Pikin ɛn ɛri, we dɛn kɔl Juliɔs, lɛk Siza. Di empara bin rul ivin bifo 320, ɛn i bin ebul fɔ mek di ol fet we bin de na Rom strɔng bay we i bin mek pegan rilijɔn tide. Jupita bin bi di men Gɔd, we, as i tan lɛk, mek di wan ol wɔl bak.
  Di tichin bɔt ɛvin ɛn ɛlfaya bin kam bak ɛn i bin strɔng. Dat min se, instead of di dak kiŋdɔm we nem Ɛdis, dɛn bin bigin fɔ tich di tichin bɔt wan fayn fayn ɛmpaya, usay di wan dɛn we dɔn day kin gɛt bɔdi ɛn liv bak. Na tru se di hiro dɛn we de fɛt wɔ kin gɛt kɔnkubin dɛn bak ɛn dɛn kin sɛlibret fɛstival dɛn. Ɛn di empara dɛn gɛt dɛn yon pawa de. Ɛn fɔ tru, slev dɛn kin stil bi slev. Bɔt di wan dɛn we de obe dɛn masta ɛn biev fayn - dɛn gɛt layf we izi ɛn bɛtɛ ɛn dɛn kin gi dɛn yɔŋ ɛn wɛlbɔdi bɔdi afta dɛn day. Ɛn dɛn kin mek slev ɛn Kristian dɛn we nɔ obe Gɔd sɔfa bad bad wan, ɛn dɛn kin mek dɛn sɔfa so dat ɔl wetin dɛn ebul fɔ du na fɔ kray ɛn ripɛnt.
  Afta Dayɔklitian day, in pikin we nem Juliɔs bin kɔntinyu fɔ du wetin in papa bin de du. Ɛn i ivin du sɔm agresiv kampen dɛn - i briŋ di sawt bɔda fɔ di ɛmpaya to India sɛf.
  Dis na aw wan nyu kiŋdɔm we Dayɔklitians bin ivin kam. We bin mek Rom stebul ɛn gɛt bɔku prɔpati. Kristian rilijɔn bin de stɔp smɔl smɔl ɛn i bin kam fɔ natin. Fɔ tru, di fayn fayn stori bɔt Krays nɔ bin de igen smɔl smɔl. Ɛn Kristian dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ pruv se dɛn ebul fɔ du ɛnitin ɔ dɛn valyu ɛnitin. Ɛn so ɔltin bin go fɔ fɔgɛt wetin bɔku pipul dɛn bin de si as wan branch pan Ju rilijɔn. Bɔt pan di Arab pipul dɛn, we di Gret Rom nɔ bin dɔn win yet, Magomed bin apia.
  Bay dis tɛm, di Roman dɛn bin dɔn win India. Dɛn ɛmpaya dɔn so big dat i nɔ izi fɔ kɔntrol am. Insay Yurop, di Roman dɛn bin rich na di Vistula. Ɛn dɛn bin win klos to ɔl Jamani. Ɛn na di sawt, we dɛn bin de muf along di Nayl, dɛn bin put Sudan ɛn Itiopia ɔnda dɛn. Bɔt sayɛns bin de go bifo smɔl smɔl.
  Ɛn i bin kam fɔ bi se i bin rili at fɔ kɔntrol dɛn kayn eria dɛn de frɔm wan sɛnta.
  Wɛl, so, di Arab pipul dɛn we bin po ɛn we bin de na di dɛzat, bin lɛf dɛn wan.
  Jɔs lɛk aw di Roman dɛn nɔ bin win di Slav dɛn, we bin de tu fa ɛn na say we tin nɔ bin izi fɔ dɛn. Ɛn Chaina, we ful-ɔp bak wit mawnten, riva, ɛn dɛzat, ɛn bɔku pipul dɛn de de. Ɛn so di Roman Ɛmpaya bɔku pan pipul dɛn ɛn di say dɛn we dɛn de prich. Ɛn di empara dɛn mɔ nɔ want fɔ go na Chaina.
  Ɛn na Afrika, rod ɔ kɔmyunikeshɔn nɔ de bak. Wɛl, sɔm bin de bak, akɔdin to di Atlantik Oshɔn to Amɛrika, bɔt dɛnsɛf nɔ bin machɔ yet. Pan ɔl we sɔm ship dɛn kin go fa fawe.
  Bɔt ɔnda di kɔmand fɔ Mohammed, Arab sojaman dɛn, we bin dɔn put Saudi Arabia ɔnda dɛn, bin atak di Roman prɔpati dɛn.
  Bɔt fɔ tru, di Roman dɛn gɛt bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn ɛn sojaman dɛn pas di Arab dɛn.
  Bɔt dɛn skata ɔlsay na bɔku bɔku provins dɛn. Insay da tɛm de, di Arab sojaman dɛn de na Palestayn. Ɛn di Roman gɔvnɔ Skɔpiɔs fɛt wit dɛn, wit fayv sojaman dɛn ɛn Arab sojaman dɛn we dɛn dɔn haya fɔ rayd ɔs. Bɔt di tɛm we di fɛt bin rili impɔtant, di Arab pipul dɛn bin go nia Mohammed in sayd ɛn nak di Roman dɛn biɛn.
  Ɛn wan big ɛn blɔd kil bin de.
  Ɛn di Roman provins dɛn bin bɔn. Bɔt Mohammed bin day wantɛm wantɛm. Ɛn bɔku bɔku sojaman dɛn we bin ɔganayz fayn fayn wan bin kɔmɔt na ɔda provins dɛn. Ɛn dɛn bin win di Arab pipul dɛn.
  Ɛn afta dat, dɛn bin win dɛn kpatakpata. Bɔt ɔl dis nɔ bin fɔ natin. Ɛn di nyu empara na Rom, we nem Kɔnstantin, bin disayd fɔ lɛnt sɔntin frɔm di Kɔran. Bifo fet de pan di Gɔd we de ɔp pas ɔlman, ɛn di prohibition fɔ ɔda gɔd ɛn gɔd dɛn. Bɔt dɛn bin prɛd di Roman Emparɔ insɛf as di Fes fɔ Allah ɛn di Gɔd we Ay Pas Ɔl na di Wɔl ɛn di matirial wɔl. Dis na aw nyu rilijɔn kam - lɛk Islam, bɔt na Roman we.
  Na tru se Namaz, Ramadan, di ban fɔ it bɔd ɛn drink wayn, ɛn bak di Haj fɔ go na Mɛkka dɛn bin kansel as i nɔ nid. Bɔt fɔ tru, fɔ mared pas wan uman insɛf na lɔ. Wel, insted of di hajj to Mecca, di hajj to Rome. Ɛn fɔ tru, bɔku ɔda tin dɛn.
  Dɛn nɔ bin de ban uman dɛn bak fɔ waka af-af nekɛd. Bɔt fɔ tru, dɛn bin ban ɔda rilijɔn dɛn. Inklud di Ju rilijɔn. Ɛn ɔnɔ ɔda gɔd dɛn bak. Bifo dis tɛm, wan men Gɔd bin de we nem Jupita, we di Roman dɛn bin mek di men pɔsin we mek di wan ol wɔl, bɔt ɔda gɔd dɛn bak bin stil de as tin dɛn fɔ wɔship. Ɛn naw dɛn dɔn bigin fɔ ban ɔltin.
  Dis na aw di las wan gɔd bin apin ɛn tek shep.
  Di Roman Ɛmpaya bin kɔntinyu fɔ win di say dɛn we dɛn bin de rul!
  Di titi bin ambɔg am se:
  - Dis na, fɔ tru, intrestin, bɔt lɛ wi siŋ bɛtɛ!
  Gulliver tek dip briz ɛn bigin fɔ siŋ;
  Aw ɔltɛm wi kin waka waka
  Ɛn wi kin jɔs fɔgɛt
  Dat na fɔ natin de rul di wɔl.
  Sɔntɛnde wi kin ple wit lɔv, .
  Wi nɔ de notis sin
  Ɛn pen ɛn ɛmti tin de na mi at.
  
  Kɔras:
  Kam to Jizɔs ɛn tɛl am se:
  A nɔ go ebul fɔ liv lɛk dis igen
  A nɔ want fɔ sin igen - .
  A sɔri.
  Kam to Jizɔs ɛn biliv
  Dat layf go chenj naw
  Ɛn dat na Krays in oli blɔd
  Go sev yu.
  
  PAPA GƆD go fɔgiv ɛnibɔdi
  I go mɛn di wan dɛn we sik
  Ful yu at wit gudnɛs.
  In lɔv oli
  Layf ɛn win
  I de briŋ gladi at ɛn pis.
  
  Kɔras:
  Kam to Jizɔs ɛn tɛl am se:
  A nɔ go ebul fɔ liv lɛk dis igen
  A nɔ want fɔ sin igen - .
  A sɔri.
  Kam to Jizɔs ɛn biliv
  Dat layf go chenj naw
  Ɛn dat na Krays in oli blɔd
  Go sev yu.
  Di Viskaunt bin tɔk wit pwɛl at se:
  - Somhow di sing no rili artistik! Yu kin siŋ bɔt Krays, sɔntin we brayt ɛn fayn pas am?
  Gulliver shrug in pikin sholda ɛn ansa se:
  - Yu want sɔntin we brayt? Bɔt yu nɔ tink se Jizɔs brayt lɛk di san na midi na di ekweta?
  Di titi laf ɛn ansa se:
  - Wɛl, den siŋ bak as yu ebul, if, fɔ tru, yu ebul fɔ du sɔntin.
  Di bɔbɔ kapten bigin fɔ siŋ wit zil;
  Yu na layf, yu na layt, yu na agrimɛnt fɔ lɔv, .
  Yu na layf, yu na layt, yu na agrimɛnt fɔ lɔv, .
  
  Yu kam insay mi layf ɛn ful ɔltin wit layt, .
  Illuminated mi, giv mi
  Na di ples we pen de gladi, gris na sev, .
  Naw a de insay di agrimɛnt
  
  Jizɔs Yu na mi layf, Yu na ɛya ɛn wata fɔ mi,
  Yu na mi yunivas, mi sol de prez Yu.
  Jizɔs Yu na mi layf, Yu na ɛya ɛn wata fɔ mi,
  Yu na mi yunivas, mi sol de prez Yu.
  
  A de yɛri Yu vɔys, Yu de nia mi, .
  A de na Yu an, a no
  Nɔbɔdi nɔ de we valyu pas yu, na yu na mi blɛsin, .
  Foeva wit yu I...
  
  Jizɔs Yu na mi layf, Yu na ɛya ɛn wata fɔ mi,
  Yu na mi yunivas, mi sol de prez Yu.
  Jizɔs Yu na mi layf, Yu na ɛya ɛn wata fɔ mi,
  Yu na mi yunivas, mi sol de prez Yu.
  Jizɔs Yu na mi layf, Yu na ɛya ɛn wata fɔ mi,
  Yu na mi yunivas, mi sol de prez Yu.
  
  Yu na layf, yu na layt, yu na agrimɛnt fɔ lɔv, .
  Yu na layf, yu na layt, yu na agrimɛnt fɔ lɔv, .
  
  Ɛvride a want fɔ de wit yu mɔ ɛn mɔ, .
  Na Yu wan nɔmɔ, a de liv, Mi Gɔd, .
  A go siŋ we nɔ de stɔp, a go siŋ fɔ Yu,
  A lɛk yu pas mi wan ol layf.
  Ɛvride a want fɔ de wit yu mɔ ɛn mɔ, .
  Na Yu wan nɔmɔ, a de liv, Mi Gɔd, .
  A go siŋ we nɔ de stɔp, a go siŋ fɔ Yu,
  A lɛk yu pas mi wan ol layf.
  
  Jizɔs Yu na mi layf, Yu na ɛya ɛn wata fɔ mi,
  Yu na mi yunivas, mi sol de prez Yu.
  Jizɔs Yu na mi layf, Yu na ɛya ɛn wata fɔ mi,
  Yu na mi yunivas, mi sol de prez Yu.
  Jizɔs Yu na mi layf, Yu na ɛya ɛn wata fɔ mi,
  Yu na mi yunivas, mi sol de prez Yu.
  Jizɔs Yu na mi layf, Yu na ɛya ɛn wata fɔ mi,
  Yu na mi yunivas, mi sol de prez Yu.
  Di Viskaunt bigin fɔ klap in an ɛn chip:
  - I so bɛtɛ dis we! Yu rili ebul fɔ siŋ fayn fayn wan mi bɔy pikin!
  Gulliver butu ɛn ansa se:
  - Yɛs! A lɛk di Gɔd we de ɔp pas ɔlman we nem Jizɔs Krays, ɛn fɔ tru, di Tiɔtokos we Oli Pas Ɔl!
  Di titi nɔd wit smayl:
  - Dis na wɔndaful tin! Duya una siŋ bɔt di Most Holy Theotokos, so dat ɔltin go brayt ɛn fayn!
  Di bɔbɔ stamp in pikin in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn siŋ;
  Vɛjin Meri we oli, we klin pas ɔl
  I bɔn di Seviɔ, gi wi layt.
  Bɔt yu pikin dɛn kin barefut insay di kol sizin - .
  Ɛn na dɔti bɛsin dɛn wi kin mit wan angri dawn!
  
  Afta ɔl, aw i bi se bad tin de mek di wɔl sɔfa, .
  Dat po pipul dɛn bɔku pas di lokɔs fil dɛm.
  Dat ivin kol de friz di plant dem fo May,
  Dat di ansa we kɔmɔn pas ɔl na - if yu po, den dans!
  
  I sɔri fɔ gi wan kɔpa peni to di jɛntriman dɛn, .
  Although dia mammon don swel to di limits of decency...
  Dɛn men mentɔ na wan ɔk stik we de ɔp wi - .
  Bɔt i go tɔn to ala we di kɔk kray!
  
  Di Masta bin tɛl yu fɔ sheb wit di jɛntriman dɛn - .
  So dat nɔbɔdi nɔ go day ɛn kray nɔ de mek Gɔd in yɛri sɔfa.
  Ɛp di wan dɛn we wik - fayn fayn fes dɛn se frɔm di aykɔn dɛn, .
  If yu gɛt sɔri-at, di layt we de na di rod fɔ go na ɛvin nɔ dɔn ɔt!
  
  Bɔt fɔ bɔku pipul dɛn, plɛnti plɛnti plɛnti plɛnti plɛnti tin dɛn de mek dɛn lɛk sol ɛn sev, .
  Dɛn se dɛn go bay oli pipul dɛn wit gold!
  Di pɔsin we de lɛnt mɔni in fat mek in disgustin fes swel - .
  Ɛn at we nɔ gɛt pis na kol granit!
  
  Wetin na yu pen to wi - meager pipul?
  Na pales wi nɔ kin ivin yɛri pipul dɛn de kray!
  Yu want ples fɔ slip? Mek yu gɛt say fɔ slip
  Ɔnda wan ruf na prizin!
  
  Wetin mek yu gi am to yu, to wi, .
  Wetin wi dɔn sakrifays fɔ tek bay fos?
  Yu nɔ bin bi natin ɛn sote go, .
  Dɛn nɔ bin gi di skay fɔ yu!
  
  Bɔt day bin kam to dɛn we dɛn nɔ bin de tink se go apin, .
  Jɔs lɛk aw di Ɔlmayti we mek ɔltin bin de tich!
  Naw na dɛn de Setan de bɔn
  Usay di pɔsin we de tɔn in bak pan Gɔd de krak ɛn ala bikɔs i de sɔfa!
  
  So yu disayd se di Ɔlmayti bin de jok - .
  Fɔ se, di wan dɛn we gɛt fri-an go ɔp?
  Ɛn se Jizɔs insɛf na di Wan we mek ɔltin, .
  Yu tink se i nɔ bin fayn fɔ se di wikɛd mays dɛn go it di tin dɛn?
  
  Ripɛnt bay we yu rid Meri in prea, .
  Ɛn fɔdɔm na in ni ɛn ripɛnt - de kray!
  We pikin kray bifo yu, .
  Ɛn di titi we nɔ gɛt fut de shek bikɔs di kol de shayn!
  
  Tek yu tayt ɛn stingy wallet, .
  Mek wi spend som moni wit smayl.
  Dɔn Jizɔs we na Gɔd we gɛt lɔv go lid, .
  Ɛn i nɔ go mek yu fɔdɔm na di rod we nɔ stedi!
  Di titi bin klap in fayn fayn an dɛn we rili fayn, ɛn i bin de ala se:
  - Bravo we yu de du! I rili wɔndaful!
  Gulliver, dis pikin we go de sote go, aks se:
  - Maybe yu kin sing tu?
  Di Viskaunt nɔd in ed, we brayt lɛk spring dandelion, ɛn siŋ se:
  Na wetin yu want fɔ si nɔmɔ yu de si.
  Bɔt yu tink se layf go bi di we aw yu de imajin?
  Yu at na blɔk we gɛt ays, ɛn i lɔk to mi.
  Yu kin put yusɛf pan prɔblɛm dɛn we kin rili at fɔ yu
  Ɛn yu de spɛn yu layf fɔ vɛks ɛn rigrɛt.
  Yu at na blɔk we gɛt ays, ɛn i lɔk to mi.
  If a bin ebul fɔ mɛlt yu at
  Wi nɔ go ɛva pat.
  Trust mi, .
  Na yu nɔmɔ go ebul fɔ fiks ɔltin.
  
  No pɔynt nɔ de fɔ luk fɔ pɔsin fɔ blem.
  No se misɛf de sɔfa.
  If a lɔs yu, mi at go brok.
  Lɔv tan lɛk bɔd, i want fɔ gɛt fridɔm.
  Nɔ mek vɛks it yu frɔm insay.
  Yu at na blɔk we gɛt ays, ɛn i lɔk to mi.
  
  If a bin ebul fɔ mɛlt yu at
  Wi nɔ go ɛva pat.
  Trust mi, .
  Na yu nɔmɔ go ebul fɔ fiks ɔltin.
  
  Na wetin yu want fɔ si nɔmɔ yu de si.
  Bɔt yu tink se layf go bi di we aw yu de imajin?
  Yu at na blɔk we gɛt ays, ɛn i lɔk to mi.
  
  If a bin ebul fɔ mɛlt yu at
  Wi nɔ go ɛva pat.
  Trust mi, .
  Na yu nɔmɔ go ebul fɔ fiks ɔltin.
  
  If a bin ebul fɔ mɛlt yu at
  Wi nɔ go ɛva pat.
  Trust mi, .
  Na yu nɔmɔ go ebul fɔ fiks ɔltin.
  
  If a bin ebul fɔ mɛlt yu at...
  
  DI ADVƐNTƆR DƐN WE DI BƆY MARQUIS DE DU
  ANOTESHƆN
  Wan bɔbɔ we bin de na wi tɛm de travul go na di Midul Ij ɛn bi mak. Bɔt Juliɔs Siza - as dɛn kɔl di bɔbɔ - nɔ kin gɛt di mɔs lɔv risepshɔn, ɛn in advantej dɛn kin rili wayl.
  . CHAPTER No. 1.
  Di bɔbɔ waka na di rod ɛn si sɔm kayn siti we bin de insay di midul ivul, usay po hut dɛn ɛn gud os dɛn we dɛn mek wit wayt ston bin de chenj chenj.
  Juliɔs bin wɛr wan dia dia ɛn fayn fayn sus. Na in fut dɛn gɛt smat but dɛn we dɛn dɔn polish, ɛn na in ed gɛt hat we gɛt fɛda. Naw i tan lɛk se na nobul pɔsin - na yɔŋ mak, we ol lɛk tɛn ia so, bɔt na in na di ɛri fɔ wan nobul famili.
  Di bɔbɔ de waka, i de stamp in il, ɛn smayl. Pikin dɛn kin rɔn pas. Klosap ɔlman nɔ gɛt fut, dɛn wɛr simpul klos we rɔtin, bɔt dɛn gladi, dɛn tan, ɛn dɛn de smayl.
  Fɔ tru, i kin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ pikin dɛn smayl ɛn dɛn kin fil fayn. Ɛn dɛn nɔ nid fɔ mek lɛk se dɛn de du am. Ɛn if pikin kray ɛn in at pwɛl, dat min se sɔntin de at ɔ i de pan sɔm siriɔs prɔblɛm. Lɛk wan deuce we de na dayari.
  Juliɔs, we bin dɔn bi bigman, ivin yɔŋ mak, bin siŋ se:
  - Mi na kiŋ, ɔltin de ɔnda mi,
  I de manej rili pawaful wan...
  Ɛn di wan ol Wɔl de shek shek, .
  Ɔnda di kiŋ in il!
  Ɛn di bɔbɔ jɔs laf ɛn sho in tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal we de spak na di san.
  Dis na tru tru man we, if nid de, go muv mawnten. Wan titi we ol lɛk tɛn ia so, we bin de shayn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn in pink il, rɔn pas, es in an ɛn aks se:
  - Gi mi wan peni, nobul sa!
  Di bɔbɔ tek wan gold kɔyn na in walet, trowe am to di titi ɛn se:
  - Tek am, bɔt pan kɔndishɔn!
  Di titi stamp in smɔl, tan, skrach pikin in fut ɛn aks se:
  - Ɔnda us kɔndishɔn, sa?
  Juliɔs bin ansa se:
  - Yu nɔ go tɛl ɛnibɔdi se na mi gi yu di kɔyn.
  Di titi shek in rɛd kɔl ɛn aks se:
  - Ɛn wetin mek? Afta ɔl, dis na gud tin fɔ du.
  Di Makis bɔbɔ ansa wit lɔjik se:
  - Bikɔs da tɛm de, wan ol grup we de beg, pikin dɛn we nɔ gɛt fut, we nɔ gɛt natin, go kam rɔn, ɛn dɛn nɔ go giv-ɔp.
  Di titi krɔs insɛf ɛn tɔk wit rɛspɛkt se:
  - A swɛ to Gɔd in Mama, a nɔ go tɛl ɛnibɔdi!
  Ɛn wit in bare, rawnd il dɛn we de flash, i rɔn go bifo.
  Ɛn Juliɔs, we fil se inspɛkshɔn de kam insay insɛf, bigin fɔ siŋ;
  A de proud fɔ mi kɔntri
  Shi opin op spes...
  Ivin if di hordes wit Setan atak - .
  Di yad nɔto pɔsin we pɔsin kin pas atɔl!
    
  Wi, di brayt wɔri bɔy dɛn, .
  Wi de rɔn fɔ atak di ɛnimi dɛn dairekt wan...
  Frɔst, sno we de rɔn, ɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin, .
  Yu kin si bɔku bɔku brus dɛn na dɛn fes!
    
  Bɔt, di ɛnimi nɔ go stɔp di bɔbɔ dɛn, .
  Wi sabi aw fɔ fɛt wit rili maynd...
  En di Fuhrer, biliv mi, wi go kil am laik dat,
  Di blɛsin go kam to di savant dɛn na di ol-daknɛs!
    
  Insay di nem fɔ di Fadaland we de shayn pas ɔl, .
  Wi go fɛt dairekt ɛn bold...
  Wi go bil di ayt dɛm fɔ kɔmyunizim, .
  Ɛn wi go win ɛni ami, yu no!
    
  Wi na payɔnia, wi jɔs stil pikin dɛn, .
  Wi tai na red - di kala na red...
  Bɔt, biliv mi, na mi ripɔtabl fɔ mi kɔntri, .
  Ɛn i go gi Ilyich in wok glori!
    
  Yes, wi Motherland, biliv mi, na fayn, .
  Insay de, na di Aktik, apul tik dɛn de blo...
  Ɛn i denja fɔ go fɛt wit bɔy pikin dɛn, .
  Dɛn go smash di fasist dɛn to pis!
    
  Wi go admaya kɔmyunizim, .
  We wi de bil insay gladi at ɛn lɔv...
  Ɛn wi kin kɔnt wit fasist, .
  Wetin de shed wan si we gɛt blɔd!
    
  Nɔ biliv am, i nɔ wik fɔ bi payɔnia, .
  Mi na boi, bot mi na so kul faiya...
  Fɔ wi, biliv mi, ivin pis nɔ go du fɔ wi, .
  I trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin!
    
  A kin rayt rili kɔrɛkt wan bɔt di fasist dɛn, .
  Ɛn i bigin fɔ hit rili aktif wan...
  Ɛn ivin di nɛt nɔ de sev, .
  Ɛn a kin gɛt fayv ɔltɛm!
    
  Nɔ biliv se fasizm nɔ go ebul fɔ win, .
  A bin fɛt am wit maynd, payɔnia...
  Chɛrɔb dɛn de flay ɔp wi wit wing, .
  Lɛ wi sɛt ɛgzampul fɔ ɔda pipul dɛn naw!
    
  Fɔ fɛt insay Gɔd Jizɔs in Nem, .
  Ɛn di big Gɔd Svarog de wit wi...
  Wi dɔn no di win dɛn we di glori we pɔsin teist gɛt, .
  Afta ɔl, di pawa de wit wi, Wait, Waiz Gɔd!
    
  Yɛs, mi Mama Land dia pas ɛni ɔda tin, .
  Mi na payɔnia, naw a de fɛt fɔ Rus in...
  En ai"ll panch de Fuhrer rait in de fes,
  So bɔy, fɛt ɛn nɔ fred!
    
  Sɔntɛm, di ɛnimi dɛn bin kech mi bay aksidɛnt, .
  Di Fritzes bin bɔn di pikin in il...
  Di faya we de ɔnda di fut de bɔn ɛn nɔ gɛt sɔri-at, .
  Di bɔbɔ in fut finga dɛn bin brok!
    
  Dɛn bin slap mi bad bad wan, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ a day, .
  Dɛn bin briŋ di ayɛn na di chɛst wit zil...
  Fasist, i tan lɛk dɛbul dɛn we kɔmɔt na ɛlfaya, .
  I bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ di bɔbɔ in ed blo!
    
  Dɛn kɛr mi go na wan nɔs we nɔ gɛt fut, .
  Ivin if a stil jɔs bi smɔl pikin...
  Ɛn a yɛri bɔku bad wɔd dɛn, .
  Bɔt Stalin stil na mi papa!
    
  Na di moment we di patizan in las shot, .
  I bin mow dɔŋ wan layn fɔ wikɛd monsta dɛn...
  I nɔ bin tan lɛk se i go du fɔ di ɛnimi dɛn da tɛm de, .
  At least sɔmbɔdi bin de kray wit wayl fred!
    
  A bin go bak na mi skwad bak, .
  Wan bɔbɔ de rɔn barefut na di sno...
  Ɛn di wulo dɛn de shek shek oba di sno we de rɔn, .
  I tan lɛk se a nɔ go gi ɛni kwata to di ɛnimi!
    
  Mek dɛn gi glori di tɛm we kɔmyunizim bin de, .
  Ɛn Stalin na wi papa we gɛt glori pas ɔlman...
  Wi go skata di bɔku bɔku fasist dɛn to ashis, .
  Ɛnibɔdi we de wit wi, dɛn dɔn du am fayn sote go!
    
  Yɛs, wi Mama Land nɔ no limit, .
  Wi go zil fɔ dɔnawe wit di Krauts...
  Lɛ wi pul di rijyɔn fɔ kɔlera we de vɛks bad bad wan, .
  Fɔ mek yu ebul fɔ kɛr prayz go na os!
    
  Mi na bɔbɔ, mi na payɔnia, mi na big big fɛtman, .
  A de fɛt, biliv mi, lɛk jayant...
  En Hitler, na jos, yu no, bullshit, .
  En to mi Svarog na onli masta wit Rod!
    
  Ɛn if nid de, di tɛm we kɔmyunizim, .
  I go kam wit di glori fɔ di kɔntri in nayt dɛn...
  Mek wi brok di chen dem fo evil revanchism,
  Ɛn wi go drɛb di wata we de kɔmɔt na di bɔku bɔku daknɛs!
    
  Na ya wi de, fɛtman dɛn we de kam insay Bɛlin, .
  Wi de atak bunkers, palas...
  Viktri kam insay di raytin May, 1999.
  Wi granpikin ɛn papa dɛn kin proud fɔ wi!
  Di makis bɔbɔ bin siŋ fayn, i jɔs wɔndaful. Pan ɔl we di siŋ nɔ bin kɔmɔt frɔm da opera de, ɛn frɔm difrɛn tɛm. Ɛn in jɔnal, nɔto ɔltin we fit fɔ dis tɛm. Bɔt i bin de siŋ wit gladi at ɛn filin, ɛn dat dɔn ɔlrɛdi fayn.
  Bɔku pipul dɛn we bin de rayd ɔs we bin de rayd blak ɔs ɛn we bin wɛr klos bin rayd go nia Juliɔs. Di big wan pan dɛn, we wɛr ɛlmɛt we gɛt gold, aks wit trɛtin se:
  - Wetin yu de it ya? Wetin na yu, we na fɔrina?
  Juliɔs bin ansa wit maynd se:
  - If yes, den wetin!
  Di pɔsin we bin de buli am bin tɔk se:
  - Yu klos na laŋaj, bɔt yu de waka, nɔto ɔs. Wetin mek ɔda tin?
  Di Makis bɔbɔ bin siŋ ironically fɔ ansa se:
  Bɔt wetin mek, .
  I nɔ pɔsibul fɔ liv di we aw yu de tink, .
  Bɔt wetin mek, .
  Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ abop pan ɛnibɔdi
  Wetin mek, layf nɔ de tich wi ɛnitin, .
  Wel wetin mek, oh wetin mek!
  Bruiser bin notis se:
  - Wi go arɛst yu ɛn sɛn yu na di torture cellar. Na de di wan dɛn we de kil go no udat yu bi. Sɔntɛm ivin na spay!
  Juliɔs bin ansa am wit wan wɔd we nɔ gɛt wanwɔd se:
  - Mi na di Makis de Siza!
  Di edman fɔ di gad dɛn bin de grɔmbul se:
  - Sho mi di dɔkyumɛnt!
  Di bɔbɔ ol in bɛlt. I bin no se insay dis wɔl, in na makis we kɔmɔt na wan big famili. Bɔt dis stil nid fɔ pruv. Ɛn sho di dɔkyumɛnt wit di ɔfishal sil.
  Bɔt no pepa nɔ bin de. Lɛk fayn ɔs we wayt lɛk sno. Di bɔbɔ mɛmba se i dɔn lɛf di ɔs, di dɔkyumɛnt, ɛn di wɛpɔn as kolataral wit di vampaya Hɛs. Wetin du?
  Di vampaya fri di pikin dɛn we dɛn bin kapchɔ fɔ dis. Ɛn i bin gɛt fɔ gi di mɔni bak if Juliɔs go ebul fɔ fɛn di majik snufbɔks we dis majik man we de sɔk blɔd bin dɔn plant sɔnsay na dis siti.
  Juliɔs bin op fɔ no am, bɔt dis mishɔn bin slip in maynd. Na so i bin apin.
  Ɛn naw di bɔbɔ bin si se i nɔ izi fɔ am. If dɛn nɔ gɛt dɔkyumɛnt, nɔbɔdi nɔ go biliv am. Ɛn dɛn kin tif klos, jɔs lɛk gold.
  Di gad dɛn we si Juliɔs in kɔnfyushɔn, dɛn jomp kɔmɔt na dɛn ɔs dɛn. Dɛn rɔsh fɔ luk fɔ di bɔbɔ ɛn tek di gold. Dɛn bin kɔt wan dia dia kamis ɛn smat but bak. Afta dat, dɛn tay di bɔbɔ.
  Ɛn we i nɔ wɛr fut, we i wɛr jɔs wan shit ɛn pant we dɛn rol, wit rop rawnd in nɛk, dɛn kɛr am go insay di kast.
  Juliɔs bin fil se dɛn dɔn shem am. Dɛn kin lid am lɛk dɔg ɔ slev we dɛn tay wit lis. Pantap dat, dɛn kin tay mi an dɛn biɛn mi bak, we kin mek a fil pen, ɛn mi an dɛn, mi ɛlb, ɛn mi sholda dɛn kin swɛla ɛn dɛn kin fil pen.
  Ɛn di strit we dɛn bin de yuz na di siti we bin de insay di Mɛditarenian tɛm rili dɔti, ɛn ɔs ɛn kaw dɔti skata along am. We na tin we rili bad.
  Di bɔbɔ in bare soles rili elastik ɛn calloused. Dɛn nɔ gɛt tɛm yet fɔ pamper ɛn soft. Bifo dat, i de sɔfa bikɔs i lɔs di dia dia ɛn shayn but dɛn pan gud abit dɛn pas in bɔdi.
  Bɔt i kin rili bad fɔ fil se dɛn dɔn tif am. Ɛn i tan lɛk se yu nɔto mak igen, bɔt yu na kɔmɔn pɔsin.
  Di bɔbɔ waka, pad in bare fut, in mud nɔ bin fayn.
  Bɔt fɔ mek di at layt smɔl, yu kin siŋ. Bɔt natin nɔ bin kam na mi maynd. I tan lɛk se dɛn dɔn ɔf inspɛkshɔn. Ɛn a nɔ gɛt zil atɔl.
  Juliɔs bin swɛt mɔ. Di sem titi we nɔ wɛr fut ɛn we wɛr po dres we dɔn rɔtin, rɔn kam mit am wantɛm wantɛm ɛn chip:
  -Yu na prizina?
  Di gad ala pan di pikin se:
  - Bak ɔf! Wi de bring wan spay in fɔ mek dɛn aks am kwɛstyɔn!
  Di titi bin de tɔk bad bad wan se:
  - Eh! Bɔt dis rili intrestin!
  Di chif gad bin tɔk se:
  - If yu want di eksekushɔn fɔ rost yu il, den yu kin kam wit wi. Sɔntɛm yu na in kɔmpin?
  Di titi nɔ bin gri se:
  - Nɔ! Dis na di fɔs tɛm we a si am. Bɔt i stil na bɔbɔ, ɛn yu go rili ros in sɔl wit faya?
  Di chif gad nɔd se:
  - Na dat! Di wan dɛn we de kil wi na pipul dɛn we sabi du dɛn wok. Ɛn di rɛk, di wip, ɛn di rɛd-ɔt tong dɛn de wet fɔ di bɔbɔ!
  Di titi bin de chirp se:
  - Bɔt dis na so kruk!
  - Wi go wip yu naw tu! "Ɛn di gad swing in wip pan di titi. I jomp bak ɛn bigin fɔ rɔn, i de flash in bare, pink il.
  Juliɔs bin swɛt bad bad wan. Di we aw i bin de fil nɔ bin fayn. Ɛn naw i dɔn pwɛl kpatakpata.
  So dɛn kɛr di bɔbɔ go na wan fɛns we gɛt shap spia dɛn pan am. Di siti prizin bildin bin de ya. Ɛn dis na rial fɔt. Insay di prizin yad, dɛn bin jɔs de bit wan titi. I bin rili fayn, pan ɔl we i bin tan lɛk tin ɛn bon. Ɛn di pɔsin we kil di pɔsin in wip bin slap am bak we nɔ gɛt natin. Di pɔsin we bin de mek i sɔfa insɛf bin wɛr rɛd klos, ɛn i bin rili gɛt bɔdi ɛn i bin big.
  Ɛn i bin nak bad bad wan. Di titi in wan ol bak ɛn in sayd dɛn bin gɛt strɛp, ɛn blɔd bin de flɔd dɔŋ. I bin de ala na di tap pan in lɔng dɛn bikɔs i bin de fil pen.
  Juliɔs bin fil lɛk se i de nauses ɛn i tɔn bak. Yɛs, di gud abit dɛn we de ya na wayl. Bɔt i nɔ go te igen, i tan lɛk se di wip go pas oba in bak we gɛt mɔsul, tan, ɛn sayn.
  Juliɔs bin shek shek. Afta di fayn fayn wam we di kɔblɛs ston dɛn we di san dɔn wam na di strit ɛn di kɔt bin wam, di bɔbɔ in fut we nɔ gɛt natin bin kol ɛn wet insay di prizin.
  Juliɔs bin siŋ se:
  Taganka, mi na yu pɔrmanent prizina, .
  Yut ɛn talɛnt bin dɔn day...
  Insay yu wɔl dɛn!
  Ɛn di bɔbɔ shek shek bak we i nɔ bin want. Dɛn kɛr am go wantɛm wantɛm na di say usay dɛn de mek pipul dɛn sɔfa. Di wan dɛn we de kil pipul dɛn, as yu no, nɔ kin gri fɔ mek dɛn nɔ de wok. Ɛn dɛn wok nɔ kin izi, sɔntɛnde dɛn kin gɛt fɔ wok tranga wan ɔlsay na di wɔl.
  Yɛs, ɛn i dipen pan udat yu de mek sɔfa. Yu nɔ kin kam mit fayn fayn gyal pikin dɛn ɛn fayn bɔy pikin dɛn ɔltɛm.
  Di chif gad dɛn gi Juliɔs to di bigman we de kil pipul dɛn. If yu jɔj di kray ɛn ala ala, rili tranga wok bin de go bifo.
  Di chif ɛgzikishɔn luk Juliɔs ɛn notis se:
  - Gud! Wɛl, wetin mek yu de kam to wi?
  Di bɔbɔ ansa se:
  - Nɔ ɛva!
  Di chif gad bin se:
  - I bin mek lɛk se na kɔnt...
  Juliɔs bin ambɔg am se:
  - Fɔ di makis!
  Di big wɔri man nɔd se:
  - Mɔ! Ɛn wi sɔprayz se na spay! Wi nid fɔ pul wan kɔnfɛshɔn ɛn di nem dɛn fɔ di wan dɛn we bin de wit am frɔm am.
  Di pɔsin we kil di pɔsin nɔd fɔ sho se i gri se:
  - I klia! Bɔt wi rɛk dɛn bizi fɔ naw. Bɔt, lɛ wi tray Spanish but.
  Di chif gad bin kɔnfyus se:
  -A biliv pan yu profeshɔnalism.
  Di sɛniɔ ɛgzikishɔn bin tɔk se:
  - Di Spanish but na torchɔ we de mek pɔsin fil pen bad bad wan. Sɔntɛm yu kin tɛl wi udat sɛn yu ya ɛn fɔ wetin mek yu sɛn yu?
  Juliɔs bin tɔk se:
  - Nɔbɔdi nɔ bin gayd mi. A de pan mi yon.
  Di bigman we bin de mek pipul dɛn sɔfa bin nɔd se:
  - Get stat!
  Di wan dɛn we de ɛp di ɛgzikishɔn bin ol di bɔbɔ ɛn drɛg am go na wan stɛl chia we gɛt spayk dɛn. Bikɔs Yuliy go ɔlrɛdi de barefut, dɛn es in trayz leg we i dɔn rol ɔp smɔl ɛn pul di divays ɔp. I bin fɔ de swɛt in leg smɔl smɔl we i de tɔn di wil.
  Bikɔs di pɔsin we kil am bin dɔn tek tɛm mek i sikrit, i bin grin lɛk se i de it bif.
  Di Lɔ ticha dɛn bin sidɔm na di ɔl, ɛn dɛn rayt ɔl di tɛstimoni. Ɛn wan ala we nɔto mɔtalman bin de ala bak we bin de bɔs frɔm di wan dɛn we dɛn bin de mek sɔfa in trot. Tu pan di lɔya dɛn bin rɛdi fɔ rayt ɔl wetin Juliɔs tɔk.
  Di bɔbɔ aks wit anɔyntmɛnt se:
  - Yu nɔ de disgust wit wetin yu de du?
  Di pɔsin we kil di pɔsin bin tɔk fayn fayn wan se:
  - Ɔlman gɛt in yon wok. Goldsmiths sɛf nɔ lɛk wetin dɛn de du, bɔt dɛn wok de yusful bak insay in yon we. So wi, fɔ ɛgzampul, de briŋ bɛnifit bak bay we wi de pul spay dɛn lɛk yu kɔmɔt na do!
  Juliɔs bin tɔk wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - A nɔto spay!
  Di wan dɛn we bin kil di pipul dɛn bin nɔd se:
  - Na dat wi go fain out nau. Wi go aks yu kwɛstyɔn wit pawa, ɛn yu go tɛl wi ɔltin.
  Wan uman we gɛt faya rɛd ia kam nia dɛn ɛn we i put awa glas, i se:
  - Bikɔs i nɔ rich fayvtin yet, di ej fɔ masta sabi bukman, dɛn kin jɔs mek i sɔfa di tɛm we di san bigin fɔ kɔmɔt na di klok.
  Di pɔsin we kil di pɔsin bin tɔk se:
  - Ɔ sɔntɛm i dɔn ol fayvtin ia. Di mɔsul dɛn dɔn kɔt!
  Di pɔsin we gɛt rɛd ia nɔd se:
  - Kwik kwik wan! Bɔt insay dis kes, lɛ wan gɔvmɛnt we ɔmbul de. A go spin di wil misɛf so dat a nɔ go brok di pikin in bon dɛn.
  Di pɔsin we kil di pɔsin bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Yes, yu na ekspet fo torture brats. Bɔt stil, praktis de sho se di kruk we fɔ du tin na in go wok pas ɔl!
  Di uman we gɛt rɛd ia, instead fɔ ansa, i twist di rol fɔ in Spanish but. Juliɔs fil se di mɛtal swɛt in fut. Apat frɔm dat, di spayk dɛn we di chia bin de pas tru di tint shit bin de chuk mi bak we nɔ bin fayn.
  Di uman we bin de kil di pɔsin aks wit sɔri-at se:
  -Yu de in pen, mi boi?
  Juliɔs bin ansa ɔnɛs wan se:
  - Smɔl!
  Di pɔsin we gɛt rɛd ia bin smayl wit sɔri-at:
  - Naw i go at mɔ!
  Ɛn i spin di rɔla bak. Ɛn fɔ tru, di pen bin de mɔna am. Di prɛshɔn bin strɔng pasmak.
  Juliɔs bin ansa klia wan se:
  - So, yu nɔ go gɛt ɛnitin frɔm mi!
  Di uman we bin de kil di bɔbɔ luk di bɔbɔ in yay ɛn tɔk se:
  - Sɔntɛm! - ɛn ad, i de grin. "Yu no, a tink se sɔntɛm yu sabi fɔ fɛt fayn fayn wan."
  Di bɔbɔ nɔd se:
  - Wan kɔnsɛpt de.
  Di pɔsin we gɛt rɛd ia bin tɔk se:
  - Kam on, a go ofa yu fait wit boi laik yu. If yu win, dɛn nɔ go mek yu sɔfa tide.
  Juliɔs bin grin se:
  - Na ɔl dat!?
  Di uman ansa in tit dɛn se:
  - Wetin ɔda tin yu bin want? Wel, okay, yu go geht wan pies mit fo dina en yu go slip na seperet sel, we rili gud fo boi. Na insay dis kes nɔmɔ, yu go ɔlrɛdi fɛt ɛvride. Ɛn nɔto jɔs wit brat lɛk mi, bɔt wit big pipul dɛn bak!
  Di bɔbɔ bin tɔk wit grin se:
  - Yu wan mek gladiator aut di marquis?
  Di rɛd ia bin smayl wikɛd wan:
  - Yu wan mek dɛn pul yu na di rɛk? En fried yu il? Dɛn bin es mi bak to di siling ɛn trowe mi wantɛm wantɛm, dis kayn shɔk bin rili pen.
  Juliɔs bin aks wit kol at se:
  -Yu kin mek a go?
  Di uman we dɛn kil bin ansa wit wan smayl we de it bif:
  - If yu earn plenti moni fo mi, den maitbi a go giv yu fridom. Insay da tɛm de, fɛt te di bita ɛnd.
  Di man we dɛn kil bin tɔk se:
  - Te tɛm dɔn, yu fɔ mek i sɔfa. Sɔntɛm yu kin put ɔt ayɛn na di sɔl?
  Di rɛd ia grin ɛn notis se:
  - Na big big aidia! Bɔt yu kin pwɛl yu pikin in fut. A go lɛk fɔ tray ɔda tin, we nɔ so denja fɔ wɛlbɔdi, bɔt nɔ less effektiv.
  Di uman we bin de kil pipul dɛn bin pul di rɔla. Ɛn Juliɔs bin fil sɔm fridɔm ɛn fil fri. Dɔn di wan dɛn we bin de kil di pipul dɛn bin rol di Spanish but na sayd.
  Di rɛd uman tek wan ɔstrich fɛda na di baskɛt ɛn notis se:
  - Naw a go tikl yu il.
  Ɛn di bɔbɔ dɛn tek tɛm rɔn oba di sɔl we gɛt dɔti smɔl. Juliɔs bin fil wan fayn tin we i de tik. Di uman bigin fɔ muv wan ɔstrich fɛda oba di pikin in fut we dɔn rɔf. I bin rili sabi du dis, ɛn di bɔbɔ bin de gigl. Yes, i kul. Dis na fɔ mek dɛn sɔfa.
  Di uman, we bin de grin fɔ provok, aks se:
  - Maybe yu kin sing?
  Juliɔs bin laf ɛn ansa se:
  - I bin, ha, ha, ha, rili kul! Bɔt i nɔ simpul so!
  Di rɛd ia nɔd, tek di pen ɛn grɔmbul:
  - Siŋ!
  Di makis bɔbɔ bigin fɔ siŋ;
  A bɔn fri, biliv mi
  I bin bi bɔbɔ wit big big aplomb...
  Wi bin de frolik, bikɔs wi na bin smɔl pikin dɛn, .
  Ɛn a bin want fɔ bi pɔsin we rili kol!
  
  Bɔt wantɛm wantɛm di bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn kam rɔn, .
  Dem attach wan lasso to di boi...
  Dɛn de si smɔl teritɔri, .
  Lɛk aw ebi ebi ren we de mek pɔsin fred de ala!
  
  Wetin a fɔ du na dis wɔl we tin tranga?
  Usay di bɔbɔ dɔn bi slev naw...
  Dɛn put shakul dɛn we dɛn mek wit stik, .
  Ɛn dɛn drayv go na grɔn we dɛn nɔ wɛr fut!
  
  A waka pan di ston dɛn we shap pas ɔl, .
  Naw dɛn de stab, naw dɛn de bit wit wip...
  A bin want fɔ gɛt bɔku uman dɛn
  Ɛn naw a si se i nɔ go te igen i go kaput!
  
  Dɛn le baskɛt pan mi, .
  Hevi ston dɛn de insay dɛn...
  Di ovasia in wip de bit mi bak, .
  I go bɛtɛ if dɛn gi mi mashin gɔn kwik kwik wan!
  
  Bɔt di Masta, fɔ tru, nɔ de slip, .
  Giv di boi wan inkridibul chans...
  Dɛn nɔ bɔn di bɔbɔ na di vilej, .
  En ai no bin drink faded kvass wit fom!
  
  So dɛn tɛl am se dɛn go fɛt am, .
  Laki se dis na bin di fashɔn...
  No chans de, biliv mi, guys, fo giv op,
  Di rod fɔ go frɔm di biginin to di bɔt!
  
  Yu na gladiator bɔy naw, .
  Ɛn nɔto jɔs wan mumu ɔn...
  Ɛn yu go tramp insay dis fɛt lɛk trakta, .
  Di bɔbɔ in trɔs shap!
  
  So i kam togɛda fɔ fɛt wan bad bad fɛt, .
  Ɛn di ɔpɔnɛnt na di sem man...
  Di tɛknik we i de yuz nɔto nyu tin, .
  Ɛn i kin slap wit sɔd!
  
  Bɔt fɔ ansa di bɔbɔ bin lung, .
  Ɛn i bin hit di ɛnimi lɛk dat...
  Di blo bin rili strɔng, tu strɔng
  I kɔt di bɔbɔ na tu pat!
  
  Di fɛt dɔn dɔn ɛn blɛsin go de, .
  Dɛn gi am bred ɛn lard...
  Dɛn fɔ fɛt nyu fɛt bak, .
  Ɛn yu nɔ go aks, alas, wetin mek!
  Di uman we gɛt rɛd ia nɔd fɔ gri wit in ia we gɛt faya:
  - Wɔndaful! Naw lɛ wi go fɛt.
  Ɛn i drɛg di bɔbɔ kɔmɔt na di rum usay dɛn de mek sɔfa kwik kwik wan. Di pɔsin we kil di pɔsin bin tɔk wit grin se:
  - Fɔ dis, yu go tɔn wi wayn!
  Di uman we bin de kil pipul dɛn we gɛt rɛd ia bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Na dat!
  Ɛn i bin mek in spid mɔ ɛn mɔ. Insɛf, lɛk Juliɔs, nɔ bin gɛt but. Bikɔs i hot na di rum usay dɛn de mek pipul dɛn sɔfa. Ɛn in jɛnɛral, uman dɛn nɔ kin rili lɛk sus, dɛn kin lɛk fɔ waka barefut we i wam, we kin mek pɔsin gladi pasmak.
  So dɛn waka na di yad ɛn go insay wan smɔl stediɔm. Wan ɔdiɛns bin dɔn de de.
  Dɛn bin de fɛt wit wɛpɔn ɛn we dɛn nɔ gɛt wɛpɔn. Na tru se wit di las wan, di wan dɛn we kin day nɔ kin bɔku, bɔt i nɔ kin rili intrestin. Di bet dɛn dɔn lɔk.
  Di rɛd uman pul di bɔbɔ in silk shit, we bin jɔs ayd in mɔsul dɛn. I fil in skapul, elastik mɔsul dɛn ɛn i tɔk wit wispa se:
  - Di fɔs fɛt, smɔl fɛtman dɛn we nɔ rich fayvtin ia yet, we dɛn de bigin, dɛn kin spɛn wit dɛn kɔmpin dɛn ɛn we dɛn nɔ gɛt wɛpɔn. A si se yu na strɔng fɛtman, ɛn yu kin win yu kɔmpin izi wan. So, duya, drɛg di fɛt ɛn mek dɛn bit yusɛf smɔl. If nɔto dat, i nɔ go rili fayn. A wan mek mɔni pan di bet we dɛn put mɔ siriɔs fɛtman agens yu!
  Juliɔs bin nɔd in ed se:
  - A ɔndastand - biznɛs. Wɛl, lɛ wi fɛt!
  Di rɛd ia bin nud am:
  - Go! Yu na nyubi, fɔs.
  Di bɔbɔ, in fut we nɔ gɛt natin de slap, go insay di ring. I bin rili fayn ɛn i bin gɛt mɔsul dɛn. Ɛn dɛn bin rili it am wit dɛn yay, mɔ uman dɛn.
  Di herald bin anawns se:
  - Dis fɛtman de na di arena fɔ di fɔs tɛm. In nem na Yuli. No niknem yet, we di poblik sef mus giv am!
  Di ansa na bin wan ala ala we dɛn bin de tɛl tɛnki.
  Juliɔs butu, i tinap na di sɛntrɔm pan di ring. I nɔ bin ɛva fɛt fɔ gɛt prayz lɛk dis bifo. Insay in layf we i bin dɔn liv trade, i bin gɛt wan wok we difrɛn smɔl. Pan ɔl we in, fɔ tru, bin gɛt wan aidia, i bin rili strɔng bay insɛf. Sɔntɛm, fɔ tru, in papa na bin pɔsin we rili kɔl.
  Bɔt di pɔsin we bin de fɛt am bin jomp kɔmɔt na do klos to wan rɔn. Bɔy bak, bɔt i gɛt blak ia, i nɔ tan lɛk Yuli we gɛt fayn ia. I fayn bak ɛn i gɛt mɔsul, ɛn i jɔs lɔng pas in fes tu-tri sɛntimita.
  Di herald bin anawns se:
  - Ɛn dis na in ɛnimi, we dɛn kɔl di Kat, 4 win, wan dɛf. Put una bet, jentlman dɛm.
  Yuli in mɔsul difinishɔn bin shap, bɔt in ɛnimi bin ol lɛk wan ia so, i bin lɔng smɔl ɛn i bin ebi. Ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat, i bin gɛt ɛkspiriɛns fɔ fɛt, ɛn dis impɔtant. Dɛn bigin fɔ bet. Di pusi bin wɛr swimin trɔnk nɔmɔ, i nɔ bin wɛr fut, lɛk aw dɛn kin du fɔ smɔl smɔl fɛtman dɛn. I tan lɛk se in fes stil tan lɛk pikin, bɔt in yay dɛn vɛks ɛn de dart.
  Bifo di gong blo, i tek am ɛn rɔsh pan Juliɔs. Na tru se di bɔbɔ we na bin slev, bin gɛt wip wantɛm wantɛm pas wan tɛm ɛn fɔ tru, i bin de wach am. Ɛn mit am wit wan fist na in chɛst. Ɛn dɛn tu bɔbɔ dɛn ya bin de fɛt ɛn bigin fɔ fɛt.
  Sɔntɛm di pɔsin we de agens Yulia nɔ so gud pan in jɛnɛtiks, bɔt i tren gud gud wan ɛn i de tray fɔ knock am dɔŋ wit di ɛp we wan trip de ɛp am. Juliɔs bin mek i nak am dɔŋ, bɔt afta dat i twist kɔmɔt na di rod, ɛn i bin rili slip kɔmɔt. Ɛn di man dɛn bin go dɛn difrɛn we dɛn.
  Naw di Kat bigin fɔ tray fɔ nak in bɛlɛ ɔ in groin wit blo dɛn frɔm in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Juliɔs bin ansa am. Di tu bɔbɔ dɛn bin fɛt, dɔn dɛn fɛt bak.
  Juliɔs bin ebul fɔ es in kɔmpin ɛn trowe am oba insɛf. I fɔdɔm, blo, bɔt i jomp bak. Ɛn di fɛt bin kɔntinyu wit nyu trɛnk.
  Di bɔbɔ dɛn bin de wev dɛn fist ɛn blo dɛn dɛnsɛf bɔku bɔku wan. Dɛn bin bit Juliɔs na in nos ɛn in fes, bɔt insɛf nɔ bin kɔntinyu fɔ gɛt dɛt.
  Di bɔbɔ dɛn grap bak ɛn bigin fɔ fɛt. Di ɛnimi bin tray fɔ trip am bak. Bɔt Juliɔs bin de wach, ɛn i bin ebul fɔ kɔt in ɛnimi kɔmɔt na di grɔn ɛn, we i es am ɔp, trowe am bak wit pawa. I fɔdɔm ɛn kray wit pen bak. I tray fɔ grap, bɔt Yuli in shin bin nak am rayt na in chin.
  Di bɔbɔ klak in tit ɛn fɔdɔm bak. Juliɔs es am ɔp bay in ia. I mɛmba di we aw pipul dɛn bin de wɛlkɔm am na TV. I tek am ɛn tɔn in kɔmpin ɔpsayd dɔŋ. Ɛn afta dat, i tek am ɛn sidɔm, ɛn nak am tranga wan insay di grɔn.
  I bigin fɔ blɔd kɔmɔt na in nos. Ɛn i tan lɛk se di bɔbɔ dɔn pas ɔl.
  Juliɔs tek tɛm put am dɔŋ ɛn butu to di ɔdiɛns. Dɔn i es in an dɛn ɔp.
  Dɔn wan uman rɛfri we nɔ wɛr fut, we i lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i nɔ wɛr klos, bɔt we gɛt mɔsul, lɛk pɔsin we de ple jimnast, jomp kam nia am ɛn se:
  - Put yu fut pan in chɛst. If afta tri hit i nɔ chɛr di bled kɔmɔt na di grɔn, dɛn go rayt yu win!
  Juliɔs bin aks wit smayl se:
  - Wetin if i kam ɔf?
  Di uman rɛfri ansa wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - Den yu hit am bak so dat i nɔ go twitch!
  Di bɔbɔ put in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we strɔng na di bɔbɔ we dɛn dɔn win in chɛst. I bin gɛt kat tatu, i bin de swet, i bin tan, i bin gɛt mɔsul, ɛn i bin de blo tranga wan.
  Di blant uman bigin fɔ bit. We di bɔbɔ blo di tɔd tɛm, i jɔk ɛn chɛr in sholda blad kɔmɔt na di big big grɔn.
  I luk di bɔbɔ ɛn notis se:
  - Nɔ ritɛnshɔn. Finish am ɔf!
  Di ɔdiɛns bin de ala na dɛn lɔng dɛn ed:
  - Finish am ɔf! Finish am ɔf!
  Juliɔs tek ɛn es di yɔŋ gladiator we nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ bɛtɛ bɛtɛ bɛtɛ wan igen, tɔn am bak ɛn ivin jomp, i muv in ed along di bɔku bɔku grɔn. Ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i brok in nɛk. Dɔn i trowe am, i bin rɔf pas aw i bin de trade. En imbin ton ova fo im bak. Blɔd bin de kɔmɔt na di nos bɔku bɔku wan. Juliɔs bin sok in fut insay de ɛn lɛf wan skarlet, barefut, fayn fayn imprint pan di gravel. Ɛn afta dat, tu ɔ tri ɔda wan dɛn.
  Dɔn i put in fut we gɛt blɔd na in chɛst.
  Di blant rɛfri land tri panch smɔl smɔl nia di bɔbɔ we nɔ no natin in lɛft yes ɛn anɔys se:
  - Kɔmɔt! Viktri bay knockout!
  Ɛn i es di gladiator bɔbɔ in mɔsul an shap shap!
  Juliɔs bin ala se:
  - Viktɔria!
  
  TAYM WE DƐN GI MƆTALMAN
  ANOTESHƆN
  Wan yɔŋ man ɛn wan titi kin si dɛnsɛf wantɛm wantɛm ausayd di rial tin ɛn dɛn nɔ kin alaw tɛm fɔ bɔn. Dis dɔn mek di planɛt we de na di wɔl nɔ de pwɛl tin dɛn.
  DI PRƆLƆG
  Insay Nyu Ia Iv, di kapital siti we nem Mɔsko kin tan lɛk wan big big ples usay dɛn kin kip bi, ɛn dɛn kin gɛt bɔku bɔku kɔlɔ dɛn wit layt dɛn. Ɔlman de rɔsh fɔ dɔn di bɔku bɔku wok dɛn we dɔn gɛda insay di ia fɔ mek dɛn go ebul fɔ go insay di swit swit briz we de mek pipul dɛn ɛnjɔy dɛnsɛf na di fɛstival.
  Ɛn yɔŋ Alɛks ɛn in padi Anjɛlina bin gɛt fɔ rɔn rawnd, ɛn kɛr bɔku gift dɛn go. Stik, dɔti sno bin de krak ɔnda in filt but, i bin hot insay Fada Frɔst in kɔtɔn ship skin kot, ɛn ɔnda in fayv biad, di yɔŋ man in rud, we nɔ gɛt reza bin de swɛt wit sɔl swet. Angelina, i izi smɔl insay di Snow Maiden kɔstɔm, pan ɔl we afta di twɛnti os yu bigin fɔ nɔ fɔdɔm pan yu fut fɔ fichu.
  Bɔt aw una go nɔ gri fɔ gɛt di chans fɔ gɛt ɛkstra mɔni as maredman ɛn in wɛf fɔ Nyu Ia?
  Nɔto inɔf mɔni de fɔ nyu ɔpdet, ɛn di skɔlaship rili smɔl, wit krayzi prayz...
  - Wea una shaggy guys de go? - Dɛn yɛri wan klɔm vɔys.
  Di lantan bin ɔt wantɛm wantɛm, ɛn bad bad shado dɛn bin de shayn na di daknɛs. Di bandit we gɛt biad ɛn smɔl yay shek wan lɔng dagɔ, dɔn sɔm ɔda wan dɛn bin fala am, we bin tan lɛk dɛbul dɛn we dɔn rɔnawe kɔmɔt na di ɔndawɔl.
  - Kɔt di infidel dɛn! - I de sawnd lɛk vɔys we de mek yu yɛri sɔfa, lɛk we yu de grind saw we dɔn rɔsti pan kɔnkrit.
  Pan ɔl we, fɔ tru, akɔdin to di Hollywood scenario, di man ɛn in wɛf bin gɛt fɔ tinap ɛn knock out di rabid bandits wan tɛm, bɔt layf na mɔ prosaic. Alɛks ɛn Anjɛlina bin giv-ɔp. Na tru se dɛn yɔŋ ɛn dɛn sabi atletik, bɔt di ebi ebi bag dɛn we gɛt gift na dɛn bak ɛn bɔku bɔku klos dɛn de mek i rili at fɔ rɔn...
  Biɛn dɛn yu kin yɛri ebi ebi fum, dɔti swɛ, dɔn dɛn slash wan yɔŋ man na in bak wit dagɔ, kɔt in ship skin kot...
  Wan grey tin de flay na di studɛnt dɛn we de rɔnawe dɛn fut, i tan lɛk se i flash wan rat wit wan tel we de spak spak (di fiuz de bɔn!). Angelina swɛt: i nɔ bin lɛk rat, bɔt, wetin bin rili wɔs pas dat...
  I bin de mek tɛnda! Di asfalt we bin de na di pawaful rod, we bin de go ɔp shap shap, bin nak di fes, ɛn wan shap pen bin chuk di bɔdi wantɛm wantɛm we bin de te di sɛl dɛn...
  DI LAST CHANCE NA MƆTALMAN
  We dis kayn bɔku bɔku armada de kam nia, i kin mek pɔsin fred, if yu luk fa, i kin tan lɛk se wan nɛbula we gɛt bɔku bɔku kɔlɔ dɛn we de shayn de kres. Pantap dat, ɛni spak na dɛbul we gɛt wamat ɔ spirit we de shek shek we di majik we wan majik man we de kil pipul dɛn kin du. Di frɔnt bin strɛch fɔ tu-tri parsecs, pan dis kayn skel, ivin di flagship ɔlta-battleship dɛn kin tan lɛk wan gren sand na di Sahara.
  Di mɔtalman kɔnfɛdɛreshɔn, togɛda wit ɔda rays dɛn we de na di mɛtagalaksi, bin go insay di disisiv fɛt.
  Bɔku ship dɛn de ya, wit wan wɔndaful difrɛn difrɛn ship dɛn, pan ɔl we bɔku tɛm i kin jɔs ambɔg fɔ fɛt fayn fayn wan. Wɛl, fɔ ɛgzampul, wan sta ship we tan lɛk hapsikɔd ɔ we gɛt lɔng mɔt we dɛn rol insay ramrod instead fɔ strɛch, ap, ɔ ivin dabl bas we gɛt rɛktangul tank tɔrɛt. Dis kin mek pipul dɛn we nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ maynd fil fayn, bɔt i kin mek pipul dɛn laf pas fɔ fred, mɔ pan di wan dɛn we gɛt ɛkspiriɛns pan wɔ.
  Di pɔsin we de agens dɛn na wan ɛmpaya we de se na wan pawa we de ɔlsay na di wɔl. Gret Grobzagonat, usay dɛn put ɔltin na di savis fɔ wɔ, di men slogan na efyushɔn ɛn ɛkspɛdiɛns. Nɔto lɛk di kɔlishin, kɔfin sta ship dɛn jɔs difrɛn pan saiz. Ɛn di shep na prɛktikal di sem - rili predatory-luk, dip-si fish. Sɔntɛm wit wan ɛksɛpshɔn: daggers we tan lɛk tik, stɛl-shimmering daggers - di Annihilators.
  Di sta dɛn we de na dis pat na di spes nɔ tu skata ɔlsay na di skay, bɔt dɛn gɛt kɔlɔ ɛn dɛn spɛshal pan dɛn layt spɛktrum. Fɔ sɔm rizin, we yu luk dɛn layt ya, yu kin gɛt sɔri-at filin lɛk se yu de luk insay enjɛl dɛn yay, we de kɔndɛm di tin dɛn we gɛt layf na di yunivas fɔ dɛn wikɛd, rili savayj bihayvya.
  Grobzagonat in ami nɔ bin de rɔsh fɔ mit, na wan wan mobayl yunit dɛn nɔmɔ, kwik kwik wan, tek advantej pan dɛn spid we pas ɔl, atak di ɛnimi, mek damej ɛn tɔn bak. Fɔ ansa dis, dɛn bin tray fɔ mit dɛn wit barɛj faya, bɔt di kɔfin pen dɛn we nɔ izi fɔ yuz ɛn we gɛt tɛknɔlɔjik advans protɛkshɔn bin wok fayn pasmak. Di kruiz ɛn distroya dɛn bin bɔn lɛk se dɛn de bɔn mayn, ɛn dɛn bin bɔn insay wan giza we gɛt smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl Bɔt wi bin ebul fɔ briŋ sɔm big gem dɔŋ. Wan pan di big big ship dɛn we di mɔtalman kɔnfɛdɛreshɔn bin de fɛt, dɛn bin bang am, di ship bin de smok tik, ɛn chaos bin de na di big big sta ship we dɛn kɔl Stalingrad.
  Dɛn de tray wit ɔl dɛn pawa fɔ sev am, di gyal pikin ɛn bɔy pikin dɛn de rili pul dɛn skin bikɔs ɔf di bad bad fiva. Ɛn dɛn bin de sprɛy ros wata na di ays lɛk se na pɔsin we sabi bɔt fashɔn, di naytrɔjen ɛn ɔksijɛn mɔlyul dɛn bin de riak, ɛn dis bin mek di tɛmpracha we bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi protɛkt mɔtalman go ɔp. So di titi fɔdɔm na in ni ɛn, we i bɛn dɔŋ, kis Pɛrun in amulet, drɔp smɔl kray wata de kɔmɔt bifo dɛn rich di ebi ebi mɛtal kɔtin. Na ya na day, di yɔŋ man, we af awa dɔn pas fɔ tray fɔ ful am, fɔdɔm na grɔn ɛn bɔn, rɛd mit pul in bon dɛn...
  Wan kɔmbat rɔbɔt de drɔp drɔp dɛn we gɛt lɔbrik frɔm in wayd barɛl, i tan lɛk se dis mashin de ala, de ɛkspiriɛns sɔfa, de sɛn prea to di ilɛktronik gɔd dɛn, bays pan baynary kɔd. Di ventilashɔn sistɛm de fel, i de tɔn to wan kayn smɔl bɔt bɔku bɔku blak ol dɛn we de risk fɔ absɔb ɔltin ɛn ɔlman.
  Na tu fayn fayn wɔri pipul dɛn ya, we dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ tay pan di bɔd mɔta wit dɛn an, ɛn dɛn de tray fɔ delay dɛn day. Dɛn fes we tan lɛk pink kin chenj, ɛn dɛn fayn fayn tin dɛn kin chenj bikɔs dɛn de fil pen we dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ bia. Bɔt di prɛshɔn we di sɔkshɔn tornado gɛt de go ɔp. I kɔt in finga dɛn, krimsin blɔd sprɛy frɔm di mɔsul ɛn tɛndon dɛn we dɔn rɔtin, ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn rɔsh go insay di mit grinda. We i de flay, di titi we gɛt rɛd ia, rɔsh wit di yɔŋ man, ɛn i ram am na in bɛlɛ wit ed we tan lɛk fɔks in hat.
  Dɛn kin ebul fɔ smayl to dɛnsɛf bifo dɛn kɔmɔt fɔ go na da ples de we nɔbɔdi nɔ de kam bak. Wan ɔda uman we dɔn ɔlrɛdi bɔn pas af, drɔ wit in an we de bɔn na di wɔl se: "Di man we gɛt maynd kin day wan tɛm, bɔt i kin liv ɔltɛm, di man we de fred kin liv wan tɛm, bɔt i dɔn day sote go." Di bluish-grin faya de ad ɔt, ɛn i de kɔba wan fayn bɔdi we fit fɔ di katwɔk dɛn we gɛt nem pas ɔl jɔs sɔm tɛm bifo dis tɛm. Na ya di gyal in bon dɛn kin kɔmɔt na do, ɛn di strɔng mɔsul dɛn we dɔn at frɔm we i smɔl, kin krɔs ɛn tɔn to wayt ashis.
  Di fɛt ship we di had wan bin gɛt bin bɔn, i bin de drɛb bɔbul dɛn we gɛt ayridescent ɛya insay di vaykum, dɔn i bɔm, ɛn skata to bɔku bɔku pat dɛn.
  Hypermarshal Grobzagonat Prins "Jaynt Mace" bin ɔda:
  - Briŋ fayv milyɔn et ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti tawzin supa-frigɛt dɛn, ɛn bak kul Annigen kyaria dɛn. Mek di bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn na di wan ol wɔl rɔsh pas na di ɛnimi dɛn bak!
  Di frigate dɛn bin de tray fɔ mek dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ fɔm, ɛn dɛn bin de layn insay difrɛn layn dɛn. Misɛl kruza ɛn grap, togɛda wit fɛt-fɛt, bin mek wan kayn fayn-mɛsh nɛtwɔk. Fɔs, dɛn bin tray fɔ faya di ɛnimi dɛn fa fawe, ɛn dɛn bin de yuz wan wɛpɔn we nɔto nyu tin igen to di yunivas, bɔt we bin de pwɛl bad bad wan: mishɔl dɛn we dɛn kɔl thermoquark. Lɛk big pancha in bɔksin taktik: trowe lɔng lɛft jab ɛn kip yu patna fa. Di kɔlishin ship dɛn bin tɔn bak, di wan dɛn we bin de biɛn di sta ship dɛn bin rɔsh fɔ go bifo, ɛn dɛn bin de tray fɔ brok go na di say usay dɛn de fɛt insay di rayt tɛm. Di kɔfin kɔral dɛn, we de yuz dɛn advantej pan ɔganayzeshɔn ɛn manejmɛnt, lɛk ɛgzikishɔn wit aks, de kɔt di lɔs fɔmɛshɔn fɔ di fɔs dɛn we de agens dɛn. Pan di alien dɛn we bin de tray fɔ atak, di lɔs dɛn bin de bɔku mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Di fayn fayn dɛbul-jɛnɔral Duchess de Furia de rɔn pan in ay-spid annihilator. Dis na wan kayn kɔmbat staship we nɔ tan lɛk ɔdinari kruz, instead ɔf gɔn, i gɛt ɛntena ɛmita, we, we dɛn yuz am fɔ fɛt, kin kɔrɛkt di klos we ɛnimi ship dɛn gɛt wit dɛn ifɛkt. Na ya di gravioplasmik wev dɛn de kam, we de swip kwik kwik wan tru di vaykum. Di blak ples gɛt kɔlɔ bay di we aw dɛn de muv fɔ ful-ɔp di ples, lɛk wata we kɔmɔt na petrol we dɔn rɔsh. Di akshɔn kin rili pwɛl pɔsin. Dɛn kin chenj di gɔn dɛn we alien dɛn gɛt we dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ tray fɔ agens dɛn, dɛn kin mek dɛn ambɔg di we aw kɔmpyuta de gayd dɛn, ɔ ivin we dɛn gɛt bɔku pawa kin mek dɛn bɔn di fiuz dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ pwɛl di tɛm we dɛn kin yuz fɔ mek rɔket dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ kil dɛn. Ɛnimi sta ship dɛn tan lɛk fish ɔnda fim we gɛt injin ɔyl, sɔm pan dɛn nɔ mek wit mɛtal ɔ sɛramik, bɔt na bayolojikal ɔrijin ɛn rili rial wan dɛn kin writh in di most terrible convulsions.
  Naw wan ɔda wan pan di fɛt ship dɛn bigin fɔ krɔs, i de bɔn faya, lɛk se dɛn mek wan big ship we gɛt dayamita we di Inglish Chanɛl in waid wit domino dɛn we dɛn dɔn put petrol. Natin nɔ de fɔ tɔk bɔt di lɔs we de bitwin smɔl smɔl sta ship dɛn. Di koalishun fɔ alien ɛn earthlings de giv in klia wan, i tan lɛk se na di nyu wɛpɔn fɔ di Stelzans - emit graviplasm, rili shɔk di spɛs fɔs dɛm fɔ sɔm ɔndrɛd ɛmpaya dɛm.
  Kaɔnt di Basɔv kin kɔntrol di faya bay we i de muv di finga dɛn na in an insay wan patikyula ɔda bifo di skan. We yu de na do, di siks sta kɔfin jenɛral tan lɛk pawaful man we gɛt heroic-bild wit di strɛp fes we tayga gɛt. Wan agresiv fayn fayn animal, bɔt dis na di wikɛd biuti we Lusifa gɛt. Di kɔfin de grin wit wamat, ɛn i de blo dɛn we nɔ gɛt sɔri-at. I fil di kɔnfyushɔn we di motley rabble we gɛda frɔm sɔm galaksi dɛn gɛt. Wɛl, lɛ dɛn gɛda tayt mɔ ɛn mɔ ɛn mek dɛn fred mɔ. We di men fɔs dɛn fɔ di Mɛsilɛs, grev ɛmpaya go insay di fɛt, wan win, gladi ɛnd go de fɔ sɔm ɛn ɔda wan dɛn go sɔri.
  Di kɔlishin de akt sɔm kayn chaotically, instead of wan ɔganayz resistans, obscure maneuvers, ivin tu grand battleships, pan ɔl di cosmic distances, go blaynd, seil to each oda, ɛn den kollid wit wan roar tru gravitational waves, penfully echoing in the ears of nearby di wan dɛn we de fɛt.
  Insay de, dɛn bin brok di patishɔn dɛn, dɛn bin krɔs di say dɛn we dɛn kin fɛt, di barɔk kebin dɛn, di trenin ɛn ɛnjɔymɛnt ɔl dɛn. Ɔl dis bin apin wit di spid we di tayd bin de spid, fast inof fɔ pwɛl ɛni chans fɔ rɔnawe, bɔt stil agonizingly slo, gi di chans to bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn we bin dɔn trɔs fɔ fil di bad bad fred fɔ day we dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔp.
  Na dis na di kɔntes fɔ di chip rɛs, we rili fiba wan bɔkul we gɛt vayɛl wit pink frog leg dɛn we gɛt gold kɔl, we de aksept wan day we de mek i fil pen, we de kɔnfɛs... to in kɔmbat ɛmita. Kɔmpyuta ɔlogram de rid prea dɛn ɛn pul sin dɛn kwik kwik wan. Dis na di rilijɔn fɔ dis glamorous neshɔn, yu ay-tek wɛpɔn de ple di rol fɔ prist, so na di sayba intɛlijɛns nɔmɔ dɛn tek am se gɛt inof oli ɛn klin fɔ sav as intamɛdiɛri bitwin wan tin we gɛt layf ɛn di Ɔlmayti Gɔd. Di las wɔd dɛn we di prist-emita bin tɔk na:
  - Di wɔl nɔ gɛt charm, bɔt dɛn nɔ de sakrifays Gɔd fɔ du bad tin!
  Di Duchess de Furia na slɛnd ɛn atletik tim mɛmba insay wan spɛshal mɔd, wan kɔmprɛs tɔk kɔd we de ple tu rol. Di fɔs wan na ɛnkripshɔn shild agens pɔsibul wayatapping fɔ di tim. Di sɛkɔn wan na di magotelepathic impuls.
  Kruiz, distroya, brigantin, ɛn ivin wan spɛshal ship na ship dɛn we in sta ship dɔn pwɛl ɔ pwɛl am kpatakpata. De Furia bin tɔk di rayt we se:
  - Kɔrej kin kɔmpɛns fɔ di trenin we nɔ rich, bɔt trenin nɔ de ɛva kɔmpɛns fɔ kɔrej!
  Dɛn grab dɔn ɔlrɛdi ɔlmost kɔmplit wan dɔn di thermoquark ɛnaji (in yus stil nɔ pafɛkt) fɔ di riaktɔ ɛn i de wɔri fɔ wet fɔ kɔmand. Bɔku ɔndrɛd tawzin ɛnimi ship dɛn we de na di men klas dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi pwɛl, di fɛt de apin na wan big frɔnt.
  Dɛn gi di ɔda, dɛn rɔsh, rɔn bak insay ɔganayz we fɔ mek dɛn richaj na kago steshɔn dɛn - spɛshal staship kɔntena dɛn.
  Ɛn di prins "Jaynt Mace" trowe nyu sojaman dɛn na di fɛt:
  Speshali, in pasɔnal flagship, di ultra-battleship Beast.
  Neks wan na tu ɔda jayant dɛn, "Shock and Awe" ɛn "Red Noose." Dɛn bin yuz tɛn tawzin big ɛn smɔl gɔn dɛn ɛn tin dɛn we de mek di gɔn dɛn. Bɔku layers we de protɛkt bin de flik ɔp dɛn: wan graviɔmatris, magospatial fil dɛm (we de pas matta na wan dairekshɔn nɔmɔ), wan fɔs riflɛkta. Ɔl di saybanɛtik divays dɛn bin de wok pan sablɛvɛl tioplasm, we bin de mek dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ ambɔg dɛn. Na di sem tɛm, dɛn bin yuz big big reda dɛn, we dɛnsɛf bin mek Jesuitical snags fɔ di ɛnimi dɛn ilɛktroniks.
  Lɛk ays blɔk we de kil pipul dɛn na di tin dɛn we dɛn plant, "gift" dɛn we de briŋ day bin ren kam dɔŋ... Di tri jayant dɛn bin tray fɔ skata mɔ ɛn mɔ fɔ mek dɛn ebul fɔ dɔnawe wit di ɛnimi dɛn fayn fayn wan. Dɛn nɔ kin ebul fɔ ambɔg dɛn, lɛk bɔl laytin, we dɛn de flay, i kin bɔn pɔpla flɔf we de flɔt na di spes, na so dɛn kin kil ɔda pipul dɛn we de na di spes. Mek dɛn de tɔn bak wit panik. Bɔku bɔku rɛskɔ modul dɛn we tan lɛk pikin dɛn kɔlɔ pils de skata na di vaykum, mɔ ɛn mɔ pan dɛn de shek shek bikɔs rɔket dɛn de bɔn, lɛk bɔy dɛn we de na di si we rɔf. Di kɔfin pen dɛn nɔ de pe atɛnshɔn to dɛn yet, brok di wan dɛn we denja ɛn strɔng fɔs, dɔn yu kin dɔn di alien dɛn we dɔn lɔs di tin dɛn we lɛf na dɛn maynd bikɔs dɛn de fred. Di fɛt nɔ dɔn win yet, di sojaman dɛn na di Ruthless Empire sɛf de sɔfa, pan ɔl we dɛn lɔs smɔl we yu kɔmpia dɛn to di ɛnimi.
  Bɔt pan di sem tɛm, pan sta ship dɛn we de bɔn faya, pipul dɛn nɔ kin ful-ɔp ɛn dɛn kin fred. di evakueshɔn de go bifo fayn fayn wan, lɛk se dɛn tin ya nɔto layf ɔrganizm, bɔt na bayɔrobɔt. Pantap dat, di ritrit, lɛk se dɛn de provok day, dɛn kin siŋ dɛn we gɛt maynd.
  Ɛn na dis na de Fury"s annigen bearer: dis kayn spɛshal kyaria fɔ graviti plasma we tɔn to sɔntin we dɛn nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt insay in pawa we de pwɛl. Chaj di ɛnaji fɔ pwɛl bin apin klos wan wantɛm wantɛm ɛn bak insay fɛt.
  Di spɛshal ship de gɛt maksimal aksilarayshɔn, di duchess de ivin ol di stebul, tru di translucent fabrik na di kɔmbat sus yu kin si aw in big biceps de tɛns insay wan we we nɔ tan lɛk uman. In ɛn ɔda pipul dɛn we de wok na di bot fɔ tray tranga wan fɔ mek dɛn nɔ fɔdɔm na dɛn bak. Di Duchess wit tayga ed nɔ ebul fɔ falamakata, lɛk wɔriɔ frɔm kɔmik buk, in yay de pier, in rili brayt, lɔng ɛn tik ia de flɔt frɔm di briz we de kam.
  I at fɔ biliv se dis heroic gyal dɔn ɔlrɛdi ol tu ɔndrɛd saykl. Aw in fes fresh ɛn klin, i rili mobayl, sɔntɛnde wit faya faya ɛksprɛshɔn, sɔntɛnde, difrɛn frɔm dat, i tan lɛk enjɛl ɔ i de ple ple. I gɛt bɔku fɛt-fɛt biɛn am, bɔt i nɔ bin ɛva tan lɛk se i go taya wit dɛn. Ɛni nyu fɛt na sɔntin we spɛshal, wit in yon fayn fayn ɛn rich dizayn we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ ɛksplen ɛn ritm we de mek pɔsin gladi.
  Ɛn naw dɛn gɛt wan wɛpɔn we nyu pan ɔpreshɔn prinsipul, we di ɛnimi nɔ go ebul fɔ fɛn fayn protɛkshɔn agens am, at ɔl te di las win we Grobzagonat win.
  Aw di Fizt rays dreadnought nɔ ebul fɔ du natin. Blaynd, i dɔn lɔs in biɛrin. Fɔ spin wan disk we atlet kin lans, so dat afta tu-tri tɛm di tin dɛn we de insay de skata ɔlsay na di big big ples dɛn na di galɛksi. Ɔ wan ɔda ɔnaful viktim, tri distroya dɛn we de day insay di embras fɔ graviplasm wan tɛm, di ship dɛn de shek shek ɛn skwash, lɛk fry we di sɔf de trowe pan di san we de bɔn.
  Baron de Alligator, we bin de ajɔst di aim we di emita dɛn de aim (ɛn nɔto witout sakses, na monoblɔk stik dɛn nɔmɔ bin lɛf frɔm di nyu kruza we dɛn dɔn bɔn), bin notis wit rigrɛt:
  - I izi fɔ kil, i at fɔ gi layf bak, bɔt i nɔ pɔsibul fɔ liv witout vaylɛns!
  De Furia, we bin de kɔntrol in grup we gɛt sta ship dɛn, we bin de dischaj ɔda wata we de pwɛl tin dɛn, ɛn we bin de wach aw di ship, we dɛn dɔn chenj frɔm kago transpɔt, bin de insay wan plasma nɛtwɔk bak, bin sho se:
  - Day, lɛk fetful padi, go mɔs kam, bɔt if yu want fɔ waka lɔng wit kaprish layf, pruv yu devoshɔn to sɛns ɛn kɔrej!
  Kaɔnt de Barsov bin de ala lawd wan, ɛn kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk wit in witti wɔd dɛn:
  - Dɛn nɔ rayt lɔ fɔ fulman, bɔt dɛn kin gɛt sankshɔn fɔ we dɛn pwɛl am, ɛn fɔ dɛn smat wan dɛn we rayt dɛn lɔ ya!
  Di ɔganayz resistans fɔ di difrɛn difrɛn armada dɛn bin brok. Flay na ota spes ivin tan lɛk mawnten we dɔn fɔdɔm, na big big briz we kɔba wan skul we gɛt midj wantɛm wantɛm, we de kɔmɔt dɔŋ ɛn kech ɔlman wan tɛm... Di pursuit bigin. I tan lɛk se wan pak wulf de rɔnata wan grup we gɛt ship. Na di kɔfin dɛn nɔmɔ wikɛd ɛn nɔ gɛt sɔri-at pas wulf dɛn. Fɔ dɛn, dis nɔto ivin kwɛstyɔn bɔt fɔ sev, bɔt fɔ sho se dɛn want fɔ du sɔntin ɛn fɔ vɛks we nɔ gɛt sɔri-at. Pursue, torment, nɔ lɛf fɔ go. Ɛn pan ɔl we bɔku pikin dɛn nɔ go wet fɔ dɛn mama ɛn papa (ɛn na ya na krichɔ dɛn frɔm di sem sɛks to wan duzin sɛks), ɛn mama, papa, nyutral, dɛn bɔy pikin, gyal pikin ɛn udat no udat ɔda... Wetin valor de insay dis kayn tin wan kil, we ivin fɔ shot patrij nid mɔ skil ɛn tɛnsiɔn. Di dɔti bin flɔd di spes ɛn fɔdɔm pan di sta dɛn, we mek di koronal distɔblɛshɔn, prominɛns, ɛn plasma vortices na di surface. Sɔm sta dɛn kin ivin chenj dɛn kɔlɔ bikɔs ɔf di bɔku bɔku fɔrina tin dɛn we kin fɔdɔm na dɛn fes. Nɔto ɔlman go ɔndastand, bɔt di wan dɛn we gɛt at: i kin mek pɔsin fred mɔ if pɔsin we gɛt pɔsin in pasɔnaliti bɔn layf layf wan, ɛn pɔsin in pasɔnaliti na wan ol wɔl we nɔ gɛt sɛns ɛn we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ no wetin go apin.
  Ivin vaykum kin kray frɔm dis kayn dɛf...
  Fɔs ia studɛnt dɛn we nem Alɛks ɛn Anjɛlina bin si ɔltin, ɛn nɔto ivin lɛk na fim, bɔt dɛn si am wan tɛm, pan bɔku pɔynt ɛn ditil dɛn, we ɔltin de go insay, we ful-ɔp di kɔnshɛns wit wan kaleidoscope fɔ no.
  Dɔn dɛn notis se wan pan di mɔtalman spɛshal ship dɛn, we na brigantin we gɛt di kɔnto dɛn we bebi dɔlfin gɛt, de muf go... To wan kwasar we de shayn wit ɔl di kɔlɔ dɛn we di renbo gɛt ɛn we de slip. Sɔntin bin tɛl di studɛnt dɛn se dis na kwasar, ilɛksɛf nɔto wit dɛn kayn rayt dɛn de we de bɔn ɔl di tin dɛn we gɛt layf. Bɔt ivin if i bin ridyus am, i bin de ayd wan denja we de kil ɔltin we gɛt fɔ du wit am. Ɛn dis brigantin bin tan lɛk se i gɛt maynd fɔ kil insɛf.
  Di Annigenos we di Duchess de Furia bin de kɔmand bin gɛt di ɔda we se: "Intasept di spɛshal ship we di pipul dɛn na di wɔl de yuz!" Ɛn tri tawzin sojaman dɛn we nɔ bin dɔn pwɛl ɛn bɔku bɔku rɔbɔt dɛn we bin de fɛt wɔ bin rɔsh afta di brigantine.
  I tan lɛk se shak dɛn we de it animal dɛn de rɔnata smɔl dɔklin we de chok na di wata we gɛt big big briz na wan si we de blo.
  Wantɛm wantɛm, Alɛks fil se i nɔ jɔs ebul fɔ flay ɔp, bɔt i ebul fɔ muf, ɛn i ala to in padi se: "Lɛ di enjɛl fala dɛn." Di titi ansa am se: "Yɛs, a fil se a ebul."
  Lɛ Maykɛl Bɔyaski siŋ se: "Pan ɔl we bɔdi we nɔ gɛt sol nɔto bɔdi, bɔt sol we nɔ gɛt bɔdi wik!" Sɔntɛm dis na fayn tin, bɔt... Di spirit kin, bay we i go insay ɔda pɔsin in bɔdi ɛn tek kɔntrol pan am, sho insɛf wit fayn fayn pawa...
  Searing streams of annihilating radiation bin kɔmɔt frɔm tri daggers ɛn i bin tan lɛk se di mɔtalman brigantine, we di brayt kapten Alena Snegova bin de lid, nɔ bin gɛt di smɔl chans. Ɔlrɛdi majik plasma wev dɛn bin dɔn pas di hul, ɛn dis bin mek di silva klos nɔ fayn, ɛn dis bin mek di barɛl dɛn we gɛt layt gɔn dɛn fɔdɔm lɛk pasta we dɛn dɔn kuk pasmak. Di kru mɛmba dɛn kin gɛt bad bad pen, kɔmbat sus kin fɔdɔm, dɛn skin kin kɔmɔt, dɛn yay kin blaynd... I tan lɛk se chans nɔ de... Di brigantine bigin fɔ bɔn, lɛf biɛn wan smok trel wit spak dɛn we gɛt antimatter.
  Bɔt insay dis las mɔnt, we yu fɔdɔm insay di oplɛs abyss fɔ di ɛl we nɔ de, di tu Anigen bearers we de na di flanks, we nɔ tɔn rawnd, stab redyushɔn insay di midul wan.
  Ɛn i bigin, renbo wev dɛn pas na di sɛntral dagɔ, di ɔtomɛshɔn chenj to protɛkshɔn. Ɛn di mɔtalman ship, we bin tan lɛk se i smɔl pan di bakdrop fɔ di jayant dɛn, we bin lɔs sɔm pat dɛn pan in strɔkchɔ, bin dɔn rɔnawe kɔmɔt na di iridescent majik-plasma nɛtwɔk.
  Alɛks bin setul na Barɔn di Aligatɔ in bɔdi, ɛn Anjɛlina bin sadul di kɔnshɛns fɔ Kaɔnt di Basɔv. Ɔdinari kɔfin gad dɛn, lɛk di ɔfisa dɛn, dɛn tren dɛn nɔ fɔ tɔk bɔt wetin dɛn kɔmanda dɛn tɛl dɛn fɔ du, bɔt fɔ du dɛn. If di wan dɛn we hit di bɔdi, yuz di mɛmori fɔ dɛn "ɔs", ɔda fɔ chenj di target fɔ faya, den... Na so i fɔ bi. As di men lɔ na Grobozagonat se: "A swɛ se a go obe di Haypa-Emparɔ, insɛf sɛf, ɛn ɛni bɔs we i dɔn pik, nɔ gɛt wan dawt!"
  Dɛn dɔn gi di ɔda ɛn dɛn de du am... Bɔt di wan wan pipul dɛn we de na di kɔfin pen dɛn nɔ want fɔ kam fɔ no se di yɔŋ pipul dɛn we dɛn kil dɔn tek dɛn bɔdi we nɔ gɛt bɔdi. Wan bad bad fɛt bigin, Alligator ɛn Barsov friz, ɛn di tayga in yay dɛn glaz. Dɛn dɔn gi di ɔda ɛn dɛn go du am te dɛn kansel am...
  Bɔt di brigantin dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt wund dɛn we de day, jɔs smɔl mɔ... Alena Morozova, wit di las trɛnk, de ol wan tin trɛd we de mek i no. In spɛshal klos, wit in yunifom, bin dɔn char, ɛn di faya bin de kɔt kɔt in bɔdi we bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi nekɛd ɔl. Di skin kin kɔba wit big big blista, dɔn i kin kɔmɔt. Pies dem fo di kap de fol off... A likl mo...
  Na di tin tel fɔ di kwasar usay in brigantine nid fɔ gɛt, ɔ rayt wetin lɛf pan am... Di pɔsin dɛn we di Alligator ɛn Barsov gɛt dɔn kam bak, di magoplasm de kik insay bak... Alena in bon dɛn we dɔn bɔn de krɔs, ɛn di kɔnshɛns de bɔn insay wan blak krata... Ɛn insay wan smɔl pat pan wan nanosekɔnd, di las pwɛl pwɛl, di kɔmanda in pat pan di brigantine de flay insay di kwasar in probemer...
  Ɔltin bin stɔp wantɛm wantɛm, lɛk se i nɔ ɛva bigin atɔl. Di armada fɔ di Purple Constellation fleet bin frɔz, ɛn di wan dɛn we bin de agens am bin lɔs wantɛm wantɛm. I bin tan lɛk se dɛn bin glu di spɛshal vayl dɛn wing ɛn fut dɛn na di spes ɛn dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ muf. Ɛn di sem tɛm, nɔbɔdi nɔ bin fil di smɔl smɔl shɔk ɔ shɔk. Ɔl wetin bin apin bin pas di tin dɛn we ɔdinari fiziks bin de du.
  Di Duchess de Furia bin grɔmbul bad bad wan:
  - Udat na dis kul man we bin ebul fɔ stɔp wi?
  Gengir Wolf bin luk wit et we nɔ bin dɔn disgiz:
  "A nɔ gɛt ɛni aydia... Dis na basically impossible, although..." Di kɔfin jenɛral, we de put in vɔys dɔŋ, we i klia se i de fred to wispa, dɛn betray am bay we i de rɔn wit nervɔs we in ays yay dɛn de rɔn rawnd, i ad. - Wi ejen ripɔt se di wɔl kin ple jok ova tɛm.
  Di Duchess ansa wit kolhat, ivin dismis:
  - Dis, na tru, de anɔynt, bɔt nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔp pipul dɛn we de alayv fɔ fɛt, ɛn wi, di wan dɛn we gɛt kɔfin, nɔ win!
  Di aligatɔ yawn wit defiantly ɛn trowe insay in mɔt wetin tan lɛk sanwij we drɛs fayn. I bin de strok di ia we nɔ gɛt wan kɔntrol fɔ di taygres-adjɔtant, ɛn i bin de chew di kulinari prɔdak wit trɛnk wit lawd kranch, bɔt di sem tɛm wit vɔys we pɔsin kin ɔndastand ɛn we strɔng, i bin tɔk smɔl se:
  -Enimi we nɔ dɔn tan lɛk sik we dɛn nɔ trit - ɛkspɛkt kɔmplikeshɔn!
  Neks to Anjɛlina ɛn Alɛks dɛn sol dɛn we bin dɔn taya, lɛk se na ays ol, di tin we de shayn na Alena in spirit bin kɔmɔt. Di fes fɔ di sol we dɔn fri bin de shayn lɛk di san. Afta we di gyal-kapten bin dɔn ambɔg di we aw di kɔmpin studɛnt dɛn bin de luk am we i nɔ bin ebul fɔ ɔndastand, i bin ɛksplen wit gladi at se:
  -Wi win! Di trɛt fɔ mɔtalman dɔn kɔmɔt, ɔl tu dis ɛn wi op se di prɔblɛm dɛn we go kam tumara bambay.
  Anjɛlina bin de grɔmbul bikɔs i kɔnfyus se:
  - Aw?
  Alenka bigin fɔ ɛksplen se:
  - Di big sayɛnsman we nem Pavel Karpov bin mek di tin we dɛn fɛn se tɛm gɛt wan strɔkchɔ we fiba dip, riva we nɔ gɛt bɔda wit bɔku bɔku indipɛndɛnt strim dɛn. Ɛn se i pɔsibul, bay we dɛn instɔl wan kayn brek wata, fɔ inflɔws di flɔ we wan patikyula strim de flɔ. Bɔt i sɔri fɔ no se i day, bikɔs i bin dɔn sho ɔl di we aw i de afɛkt pipul dɛn, ɛn no ɔda sɛns nɔ bin de we tan lɛk dis. Bɔt wan we fɔ mek dis kayn brek wata na in bin sho. If yu rilis di enaji we wan kwasar we de slip gɛt insay wan patikyula rɛnj, ɛn na di tɛm nɔmɔ we dɛn de sɛlibret Nyu Ia na di planɛt Wɔl jɔs lɛk midnayt, den di ɛnaji we dɛn rilis go mek wan kayn sɔj na di planɛt in past, ɛn di tɛm flɔ dabl go apin na di Solar System...
  Alɛks bin kɔnfyus, ɛn i bin de blink in yaylid dɛn we gɛt wata, i bin de wispa se:
  - Ɛn wetin i go impɔtant?
  Wan man we nem Alena we de fɛt wɔ bin ɛksplen se:
  - Ɔl pipul dɛn na di Solar System go gɛt wan ɔda ia fɔ layf, we min se Pavel Karpov go gɛt tɛm fɔ kɔmplit in spɛshal diskvayri dɛn... Ɔ rayt, i dɔn ɔlrɛdi du am, no ɛnimi armada nɔ de bifo wi!
  Anjɛlina bin ala wit shek shek se:
  - Yu bin rili pwɛl dɛn ɔl?
  Di kapten fɔ di brigantine bin smayl wit lɔv ɛn wink fɔ ansa se:
  - A tink se nɔ! Wan brek wata we dɛn jɔs put na di riva fɔ tɛm bin de spin di kronoflɔ insay wan sɛklɔ fɔ dɛn. Dis min se di kɔfin pen dɛn go liv sote go, insay wan tɛm lɔp, liv di sem ia bɔku tɛm we nɔ gɛt ɛnd!
  - Ɛn wi? - Alɛks aks.
  - Yu go kam bak insay yu yon tɛm, ɛn a op se nɛks tɛm yu nɔ go waka na strit wit bandit dɛn...
  Di yɔŋ man ɛn di titi wek tinap rayt bifo di Krɛmlin Chimes, na Rɛd Square. Di big big klok bigin fɔ blo midulnɛt ɔltɛm ɛn fayn fayn wan.
  Di Nyu Ia dɔn kam.
  
  
  AW WAN BILIƆNƐR BI TƐNJ
  ANOTESHƆN.
  Di biliyan man bin giv-ɔp in ɔl jɛntri fɔ mek i yɔŋ sote go. Bɔt i bin gɛt fɔ sakrifays in fridɔm bak, fɔ bi slev ɛn tɔys fɔ gyal we de du majik. Bɔt yu yɔŋ, yu gɛt wɛlbɔdi, yu strɔng, ɛn yu ebul fɔ du bɔku tin dɛn, mɔ fɔ win Koshchei di Immortal, we de tray fɔ gɛt pawa oba di wɔl.
  . CHAPTER No. 1
  Wan biliyan man, we bin dɔn ol, bin rili want fɔ gɛt in yɔŋ tɛm bak. Ɛn i bin rɛdi fɔ du ɛnitin fɔ dis. Infakt, we yu dɔn pas et ia, layf nɔto gladi at. Ɛn yu rɛdi fɔ sakrifays at le yu ɔl yu prɔpati fɔ mek yu yɔŋ. I klia - dis na tru fɔ ɔlmost ɔl ol pipul dɛn. Ɛn udat nɔ no dis? Ɔ fɔ se, udat pan di ol pipul dɛn nɔ no sɔntin lɛk fɔ want fɔ gɛt yɔŋ pipul dɛn pan ɔl we i bi.
  Bɔt di biliyan nɔto fulman ɛn i ɔndastand se bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn de we de ful pipul dɛn we want fɔ tek advantej pan in wikɛdnɛs. Ɛn slip ɔlkayn dɔti ɔnda di kɔs fɔ mɛrɛsin fɔ yɔŋ pipul dɛn we go de sote go.
  So Vladimir Eisestein nɔ kin izi fɔ dayvɔs. Ɛn i nɔ de bay di swit wrap.
  Bɔt, wan titi kam to am. I pas na di wɔl ɛn di gad dɛn. Ɛn dat bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi wɔndaful.
  Nays, so wan blant. I bin luk lɛk twɛnti ia so, bɔt bɔku sɛns ɛn kɔni we bin de na in yay, so Eisestein bin sɔprayz.
  I bin tɔk bak se:
  - Yu wan bi yong bak?
  Vladimir bin nɔd in ed se:
  - A want, bɔt if a nɔ ful, prɛpaymɛnt nɔ de na di kwɛshɔn!
  Di titi laf ɛn ansa se:
  - A kin du am! Bɔt yu kɔndishɔn nɔ intres mi tumɔs, di majik uman!
  Eisestein bin mek i fil fayn:
  - Na so i bi? Ɛn wetin yu want?
  Di titi ansa wit smayl se:
  - Yu sol! Gi yu sol to mi eternal use en yu go bi yong en helti bak. Ɛn yu yɔŋ tɛm go de sote go!
  Vladimir bin aks se:
  - Yu na Setan, wetin mek yu de bay sol?
  Di blant gyal shek in ed negatif wan:
  - Nɔ! Mi na jɔs in gyal pikin! Bɔt a kin gi yu bak yu yɔŋ tɛm! Bɔt na fɔ bak yu go sav mi sote go!
  Eisestein bin aks se:
  - Wetin bɔt mi kɔndishɔn? Dat na twɛnti bilyɔn dɔla! A gri fɔ gi yu af as soon as a gɛt yɔŋ bɔdi!
  Di blant gyal bin grin:
  - Af-af? Sɔntɛm da tɛm de ɔltin go bɛtɛ! Afta ɔl, if yu bi mi savant, dat min se yu nɔ go nid fɔ gɛt bɔku mɔni igen. Ɛn yusɛf et di wan dɛn we go gɛt yu prɔpati wit wan bad bad day!
  Vladimir bin tɔk se:
  - If yɔŋ tɛm de sote go, a go gi yu mi ɔl mi fɔchɔ! Den a go stil mek moni. Bɔt if a go bi yu savant sote go, wetin mek a gɛt layf we nɔ de day!
  Di witch gyal stamp in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn tɛl am se:
  - Fayn! Yu go gi mi ɔl yu jɛntri, ɛn a go sɛl yu bak fɔ bi slev. Bɔt insay ritɔn, yu go gɛt yɔŋ layf we go de sote go. Bɔt yu kin rɔnawe pan slev wok if yu want fɔ rɔnawe... If, fɔ tru, yu win! So yu gri?!
  Ezeistein bin du di mats ɛn ansa se:
  - Rili! A nɔ go day ɛn a go ebul fɔ mek bɔku bɔku mɔni bak! Wetin bɔt slev wok?! So sote go dɛn slev ya kin bi rula!
  Di blant gyal bin mɛmba se:
  -Dem de du, bot na onli fo fairy tales! Pan ɔl we, dɛn se di rula we bin gɛt sakrifays pas ɔlman, we nem Jɛngi Khan, na bin slev bak.
  Vladimir bin nɔd in ed se:
  - Mɔ! A dɔn rɛdi!
  Di majik gyal nɔd ɛn ansa se:
  - Okay, na di pepa fɔ yu. Sayn am wit spɛshal ink, wit blɔd, ɛn yu go gɛt wetin yu want, ɛn misɛf go gɛt am bak!
  Ezeistein bin luk di pepa. I nɔ bin de si fayn igen. Bɔt di lɛta dɛn bin big.
  - Na wan say, a de gɛt bɔdi we yɔŋ sote go we nɔ de ol, ɛn na di ɔda say, a de transfa mi ɔl mi prɔpati ɛn alaw misɛf fɔ sɛl mi to slev. Dis na wetin a de sayn.
  Di blant gyal bin nɔd se:
  - Yes ekzakli! Eternity in youth, in exchange fɔ wetin yu go lɔs jisnɔ!
  Na blɔd ink fɔ yu!
  Di oligarch bin dip in pen ɛn tek tɛm rayt in sayn. Dɛn bin tek tɛm du ɔltin.
  Di majik gyal tek wan miro na in bɛlt ɛn chip:
  - Klos yu yay ɛn nɔ opin am! We a kɔnt to fayv di muvmɛnt go apin.
  Vladimir bigin fɔ kɔnt:
  - Wan tu tri fo faiv...
  Na di las silabɔd wan big big briz bin kech am ɛn i fil bad bad wam. Di biliyan man bin de spin lɛk se i de insay sɛntrifuj wit big spid.
  Dɔn ɔltin bin frɔz. Ɛn i opin in yay.
  Bifo Ezeyshtan, wan big miro bin de. I bin de sho wan fayn, tan, tan, blant ɛn kɔmplit nekɛd titi we ol lɛk fɔtin ia. Di bɔdi bin brɔnz frɔm tanning, ɛn wit rilif mɔsul dɛn.
  Vladimir es in an, tɔch in imej ɛn wispa, ɛn mek in blu yay dɛn big:
  - Eh! Na mi!
  Wan blant gyal bin apia nia am. I put in an pan di bɔbɔ in mɔsul sholda ɛn kɔl:
  - Yes, na yu!
  Ezeistein bin ansa wit smayl se:
  - I tan lɛk se i fayn, bɔt i tu yɔŋ!
  Di blant gyal bin nɔd se:
  - Yu bin want am, yu bin yɔŋ, ɛn yu bin gɛt yɔŋ. Wetin yu nɔ lɛk?
  Vladimir bin notis se:
  - Wɛl, dɛn nɔ de tek titi dɛn siriɔs, ɛn bɔku uman dɛn nɔ want fɔ go slip wit bɔy pikin...
  Di majik gyal bin nɔd se:
  - Bɔt yu nɔ go nid fɔ sheb. Ɛn apat frɔm dat, if yu put yusɛf insay sɔmsay na dis ɔ da wɔl de, as pikin we nɔ rich 18 ia yet yu go gɛt shɔt sɛnt!
  Eiseistein smayl ɛn, we i notis se i nɔ ivin gɛt panti, shemful wan i kɔba in shem wit in an. Pantap dat, di pafɛkt we i bin pafɛkt lɛk man bin bigin fɔ swel we i nɔ bin want.
  Di blant gyal laf ɛn ansa se:
  - Wetin dɔn ɔlrɛdi valyu am! Gri, dis bɛtɛ pas fɔ bi ol man we nɔ want ɛnitin!
  Vladimir bin notis se:
  - A bin bi biliyan, ɛn gyal pikin dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi atrak mi fɔ mɔni. Ɛn di fayn fayn wan dɛn we fayn pas ɔl kin go slip. Ɛn udat go want fɔ du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit wan titi we nɔ gɛt mɔstaz ɛn we nɔ gɛt wan peni to in nem?
  Di majik gyal bin nɔd se:
  - Yes, yu nɔ gɛt natin naw! Ivin wan loincloth! Ɛn dɛn go put yu nekɛd fɔ ɔkshɔn, usay dɛn go sɛl yu lɛk animal dɛn ɔnda di hama! Bɔt yu nɔ go ɛva ol! Ɛn dis go bi yu ekstrem advantej pas ɔda mɔtalman dɛn we de day!
  Di bɔbɔ nɔd in ed. In bɔdi bin fayn, in sholda dɛn bin simɛtrik, i bin rili wayd fɔ in ej, in fes bin tan lɛk pikin bɔt i bin rili fayn, in bɔdi bin skapul, in mɔsul dɛn bin tren fayn fayn wan. I bin tan lɛk champion na wan kɔmpitishɔn we dɛn kin gɛt fɔ fitnɛs fɔ di juniɔ dɛn. Ɛn fɔ tru, di bɔdi bin fayn. Ɛn titi ɔmon dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de rɔsh insay am.
  Di titi, we de luk am, nɔd se:
  - Nɔ vɛks! A lɛk yu jɔs so yɔŋ, wit smol, klin skin!
  Ɛn bikɔs yu na mi slev, a go mek lɔv to yu rayt naw! A bin rili gladi, mi yay dɛn bin de shayn. Nɔ fɔgɛt se yu na jɔs slev, nɔto ikwal. Kam pan yu ni ɛn kis mi fut.
  Di bɔbɔ ɛn di fɔma biliyan bin kɔnfyus:
  - Aw yu go jɔs go dɔŋ na yu ni lɛk dat?
  Di majik gyal, we i nɔ tink tumɔs, i ol di bɔbɔ in nos wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i swɛt am tayt tayt wan. Vovka di bɔbɔ ala wit pen ɛn rasp:
  - Anti, nɔ nid!
  I bin smayl ɛn ansa se:
  - Yuz to obe, bɔy, ɔdasay yu nɔ go sev!
  Di fɔma biliyan man bin si insɛf wantɛm wantɛm de tink se, wans in yɔŋ bɔdi, i bigin fɔ tɔk lɛk wan tipik titi. Pan ɔl we us kayn anti dis to am, if di sol dɔn ɔlrɛdi pas et ia, ɛn i, at ɔl na do, fit in granpikin.
  Pan ɔl we na di ɔda say, sɔntɛm dis wichman dɔn ol pas wan ɔndrɛd ia. Ɛn bay di rial ia dɛn we i dɔn ol, yu kin ivin kɔl am grani.
  Di blant gyal, we de gɛs wetin i de tink, se:
  - A bin rayz Kiŋ Nɛbukanɛza bak... Yu no aw lɔng i bin dɔn pas!
  Vovka bin tɔk wit smayl se:
  - Man dɛn kin shɔk wit dis kayn ej difrɛns!
  Di titi smayl ɛn tɔk se:
  - Na di ɔkshɔn, wan rɛspɛktful matrɔn kin bay yu fɔ lɔv gladi-at. Ɔ di tin we wɔs pas ɔl na dat, sɔm man dɛn!
  Di bɔbɔ, we na bin di biliyan, bin kray:
  - Brr! A nɔ ɛva slip wit man ɛn a nɔ want fɔ tray! Mek wi beta, a go bi yu slev, savant en lov?
  Di titi bin grɔmbul wit wamat se:
  - Dɔn kis yu fut!
  Di titi bin fɔdɔm na in fes ɛn kis fayn fayn wan di majik uman in leg we nɔ gɛt natin, we tan, we rili fayn ɛn we de mek pɔsin want fɔ du sɔntin. Di skin bin de te fɔ polish ɛn i bin rili fayn, ɛn i bin de smɛl fayn. Ɛn Vovka kis di titi in bare fut bɔku tɛm mɔ.
  I grin ɛn ansa se:
  - Wɛl dɔn! Yu si, i nɔ de mek pɔsin fred atɔl ɛn i ivin fayn. A kin ɔda yu ɔda tin, bɔt fɔ naw a go sɔri fɔ yu.
  Ɛn di titi ledɔm pan di bɔbɔ ɛn bigin fɔ kis am ɛn kɔt kɔt am. Vovka nɔ bin ɛva si gyal pikin we fayn pas dis. Ɛn i pul in klos ɛn rap insɛf rawnd di bɔbɔ. Di biliyan we tɔn titi in ed bigin fɔ spin, ɛn i rɔsh go insay wan wayl big big briz we gɛt bɔku bɔku pawa.
  Ɛn afta dat, ɔltin bɔm insay am.
  Vovka wek ɛn si se tu ɔda fayn fayn gyal pikin dɛn we gɛt ɔrɛnj ia dɔn apia. Dɛn pik di bɔbɔ ɛn kɛr am go dɔŋ di kɔridɔ.
  Di titi we de du majik bin ɛksplen se:
  -Dɛn go was yu bifo di ɔkshɔn ɛn ɔyl fɔ mek yu fayn mɔ. Dɔn dɛn go drɛs am bifo dɛn sɛl am ɔnda di hama!
  Vovka bin sɔprayz:
  - A bin tink se dɛn go sɛl mi nekɛd!
  Di titi bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Yes, yu go dɔn pul yu klos ɔltogɛda. Bɔt dɛn go pul am na do smɔl smɔl fɔ mek di prayz go ɔp. A want fɔ sɛl yu fɔ as mɔ as a ebul. Yu kin gladi, yu nɔ go dɔn na di kwari dɛn.
  Vovka aks wit op se:
  - I pɔsibul fɔ mek uman bay mi?
  Di titi we de du majik ansa wit wan swɛt se:
  - Dɛn go sɛl yu to di pɔsin we bid pas ɔl. Ɛn bɔku tɛm man dɛn kin gɛt mɔ mɔni pas uman dɛn!
  Di bɔbɔ bin de muf wit kapchɔ se:
  - A nɔ go sev dis!
  Di gyal witch bin tɔk se:
  - Okay, nɔ whine! Wan kwin we a sabi bin rili want fɔ gɛt lɔvman wit di bɔdi fɔ wan mɔsul titi, bɔt di sol fɔ sɔm impɔtant ɛn ol man. Ɛn i rili jɛntri. Ɛn i go lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i bay yu!
  Vovka bin de grɔmbul se:
  - So yu gɛt agrimɛnt wit am!
  Di majik gyal bin tɔk se:
  - Wetin mek yu nɔ gladi? Yu go liv lɛk prins wit kwin, pan ɔl we yu nɔ yɔŋ, bɔt yu go luk fayn, yu go it ɛn drink pan gold. Ɔ i bɛtɛ na say usay dɛn de kɔt ston?
  Vovka bin nɔd in ed:
  - A gri wit ɔltin! Ɛn a tɛl una tɛnki!
  Di witch gyal nɔd se:
  - Naw dɛn go was yu te dɛn shayn. Ɛn tray fɔ smayl we yu de bargayn. Dɛn kin pe mɔ fɔ smayl.
  Di bɔbɔ ɛn di fɔma biliyan man bin siŋ:
  Smayl, smayl, .
  Ivin if yu de reluctant...
  Smayl, smayl, .
  Fɔ sev mɔni, .
  Smayl, smayl, .
  Fɔ mek yu go gɛt mɔ mɔni
  Smayl, smayl, .
  Fɔ pe smɔl!
  Di majik gyal nɔd ɛn rayt se:
  - Wel done, yu lan kwik!
  Dɛn kɛr di titi in bɔbɔ we wɛr bikini go na wan smɔl pul. Na de dɛn bigin fɔ rɔb di bɔbɔ in smɔl smɔl brɔnz skin wit was klos ɛn kɔba am wit shampoo.
  Dɛn bin was di wayt, layt paoda, tik, ɛn kɔl smɔl ia fɔ di fayn titi. Dɔn dɛn rɔb am ɔnda di an dɛn. Bɔt di savant dɛn bin tek tɛm mɔ fɔ rɔb di bɔbɔ in fut dɛn we nɔ gɛt dɔti ɛn we gɛt dɔti smɔl.
  Di bɔbɔ bin was in mɔt bak wit ros wata, dɔn dɛn ivin gi am ɛnima. We kin rili shem ɛn nɔ kin mek pɔsin gladi. Pan ɔl we we in slev dɛn bin de was am, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ di biliyan man we bin de wok fɔ di gɔvmɛnt nɔ shem. Bifo dat, i bin ivin fil lɛk se i na masta. Ivin we dɛn was in skrotum, we bak mek i erection strɔng. I izi fɔ mek di yɔŋ man in bɔdi wek.
  Ɔl togɛda, di bɔbɔ ɛn fɔma biliyan bin gladi so te naw. Na di fɔs tɛm insay sɔm ia, i bin ebul fɔ mek lɔv to wan fayn gyal pikin. Infakt, wetin yus fɔ fayn fayn jɛntri if yu nɔ gɛt am?
  Ɛn fɔ di las tati ia, fɔ mek di ɔligarch go ebul fɔ du ɛnitin wit uman, i bin gɛt fɔ tek mɛrɛsin.
  Ɛn so, difrɛn frɔm dat, i kin gladi ɔltɛm ɛn yu kin ful-ɔp wit trɛnk ɛn trɛnk. Ɛn naw yu de fil so big. Ɛn fayn fayn gyal pikin dɛn kin was yu ɛn rɔb yu.
  Ɛn yusɛf rili fayn. Vladimir Ezeystein nɔ bin fayn bak we i bin yɔŋ. Ɛn na ya i fayn, i gɛt gold ia, ɛn in bɔdi tan lɛk champion bitwin yɔŋ bɔdi bilda dɛn.
  Dɛn bin was am fayn fayn wan. Dɔn di savant dɛn kam wit lanch. Di it bin fayn, bɔt na frut nɔmɔ dɛn bin de it.
  Di titi we de du majik bin ɛksplen se:
  - Yu fɔ smɛl fayn! Sɔntɛm a go sɛl yu pat dɛn, ɛn nɔto ɔl wan tɛm!
  Vovka bin sɔprayz:
  - I tan lɛk insay pat dɛn?
  Di majik gyal bin ɛksplen se:
  - A kin ɔkshɔn yu ɔf to lustful uman dɛn fɔ di nɛt. I go ivin bɛtɛ da we de. If yu sho yusɛf fayn, dɛn go sɛl yu sote go fɔ bɔku mɔ!
  Di biliyan bɔbɔ bin wispa se:
  - Eh! Dis na big tin! A gri, bɔt na fɔ uman dɛn nɔmɔ, nɔto fɔ man dɛn!
  Di titi laf ɛn tɔk se:
  - A bin mek lɔv wit man dɛn, ɛn i bin fayn. Natin nɔ de we bad pas wit uman dɛn, so nɔ bay insay di we aw pipul dɛn de tink bɔt ɔda pipul dɛn!
  Vovka bin notis se:
  - Bɔt wit pɔsin we gɛt difrɛn sɛks, fɔ lɛk pɔsin na nɔmal tin. Bɔt no wan man ɔ uman nɔ de!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de gigl ɛn notis se:
  - Sam-sɛks lɔv kin apin bak pan animal dɛn. In jɛnɛral, nid nɔ de fɔ mek yu hang rawnd. Yu na slev ɛn yu no yu ples! If nɔto fɔ mi, den insay tu-tri ia yu fɔ dɔn day wit pen, ɛn yu spirit fɔ dɔn go insay fɔgɛt. Ɛn naw, layf we go mek yu gladi ɛn we go de sote go de wet fɔ yu!
  Di fɔma biliyan man bin aks se:
  - Dɛn kin kil mi?
  Di titi we de du majik ansa wit smayl se:
  - Tiorikali dɛn kin. Bɔt yu kin tinap tranga wan pas ɔdinari pɔsin. Ɛn yu mɛmba di TV siriɔs "Highlander", i tan lɛk dis, na smɔl bɛtɛ nɔmɔ!
  Vovka bin bigin fɔ want fɔ no mɔ:
  - Wetin mek a bɛtɛ pas ayland man?
  Di majik gyal ansa, ɛn wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - If dɛn kɔt yu ed, yu kin pik am ɛn put am bak na in ples wit yu an. Bɔt ɔl di sem tin, if yu go insay di say we nyuklia bɔm de bɔn ɛn yu bɔdi evapɔret, dat min se yu go jɔs gɛt yu sol. So...
  Vovka bin bigin fɔ intres:
  - Di sol nɔ de day? Ɛvin de ɔ ɛl de?
  Di majik gyal laf ɛn ansa se:
  - Yu nɔ fɔ no dis! If nɔto dat, yu go tink se di bɔdi we nɔ de day nɔto so big gift! Ɛn yu nɔ go tek kia ɔf yu layf di rayt we!
  Di bɔbɔ aks se:
  - Yu want mi layf, espeshali afta yu sel am anda di hama?!
  Di uman we de du majik bin tɔk se:
  - Yu go stil sav mi! Ɛn yu go gladi we yu dɔn fɛn ɔstɔ ɛn padi insay mi!
  Vovka, we na bin oligark ɛn naw na slev, bin siŋ se:
  Ɔlman want fɔ lɛk
  Sojaman ɛn selɔ ɔl tu...
  Ɔlman want fɔ gɛt
  Di yawo ɛn di padi ɔl tu!
  Di titi nɔd ɛn brus di bɔbɔ in chɛst we tan ɛn we gɛt mɔsul, ɛn dis mek di titi shek shek bikɔs i gladi. I fil se in gladi at de gro, ɛn in man pafɛkt de swel we i nɔ ebul fɔ bia. Ɛn ivin trɛtin fɔ bɔs.
  Di titi bin laf se:
  - Eh! Na rial stud fɔ tru! Yu kin gi uman bɔku gladi at! Fɔs, a go sɛl yu fɔ jɔs wan nɛt!
  Vovka bin siŋ wit gladi at:
  - Yu fɔ ɔndastand wi,
  Yu fɔ ɛp wi...
  Aw wi dɔn de wet fɔ yu
  Yɔlɔ-ay nɛt!
  Di majik gyal bin ansa am bay we i ɔg am klos ɛn kis am. Dɔn dɛn put insɛns pan di bɔbɔ ɛn anɔynt am. Ɛn i bin kam fɔ bi fayn ɛn fayn mɔ ɛn mɔ. Infakt, in bɔdi we gɛt brɔnz, we gɛt mɔsul, ɛn we dɛn mek wit skapul, so shayn.
  Di slev gyal dɛn bin de luk am wit lɔv ɛn angri. Ɛn na so di majik uman gi di ɔda. Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn bigin fɔ masaj di yɔŋ man ɛn wam am.
  Fɔ dɔn, dɛn bin briŋ Vovka kam na in kɔndishɔn. Ɛn so dɛn sɛn am na di ɔkshɔn, ɛn wan kɔnvoy bin de wit am.
  Di bɔbɔ bin kɔba wit blankit, lɛk gyal pikin. Ɛn dɛn kɛr mi go biɛn wan spɛshal skrin. Bifo dis, dɛn bin de gi mi ɛnima, was mi insay gud gud wan, ɛn fos mi fɔ was mi mɔt wit ros wata. Ɛn dɛn bin tek tɛm du ɔl dis ɛn dɛn bin de du dɛn wok fayn fayn wan.
  Di fayn bɔbɔ sidɔm ɛn i bin ebul fɔ si di ɔkshɔn ɔl naw. Uman, man, ɛn sɔm ɔda fayn fayn tin dɛn bin sidɔm ya. Wetin mek di bɔbɔ shem nɔto bin kɔmik aplomb.
  Dɛn briŋ wan fayn titi we dɛn kɔba wit vel na di pletfɔm. Tu gyal pikin dɛn we wɛr lɛda sus ɛn ay il bin tinap na in tu say dɛn.
  Dɛn put di titi fɔ ɔkshɔn, ɛn dɛn kɔt di fɔs vel na in ed. Dɛn bin sho wan swit dak fes ɛn blak ia fɔ wan slev we dɛn put fɔ ɔkshɔn.
  Di herald bin anawns se:
  - Tɛn piastre dɛn!
  Di man we wɛr di turban ala se:
  - Ilɛvin!
  Wan yɔŋ man we gɛt lynx yes, we sɔntɛm na ɛlf, bin swɛt:
  - Twɛlv!
  Di uman we wɛr di burka hiss:
  - Tɔtin!
  Di big-nos yɔŋ man, we go mɔs bi se na troll, hiss:
  - Fɔtin!
  Ɛn wan smɔl bɔn, we di sayz lɛk ɔs in ed, jomp ɛn se wit jomp se:
  - Fiftin!
  Dɛn bin stɔp fɔ stɔp. Di majik titi go nia di yɔŋ man ɛn notis se:
  - Dis na Arab! Blɔnd dɛn kin dia pasmak! Ɛn yu gɛt da kayn fayn, lɔng blant ia de!
  Vovka bin de grɔmbul wit fred:
  - Na man dɛn de ya! Dɛn...
  Di majik gyal nɔd se:
  - Yes dem kin! Bɔt dis na fɔ wan nɛt nɔmɔ!
  Dis tɛm ya, di gyal pikin dɛn pul di sɛkɔn vel pan di biuti we dɛn put fɔ ɔkshɔn. Ɛn dɛn pul in klos te i rich na in wes. Di slev gyal bin de shek shek. Bikɔs i bin gladi, in fayn fayn skin bin kɔba wit dyu drɔp dɛn we gɛt swet ɛn i bin gɛt wan kɔlɔ we tan lɛk pal. En det skarlet nipples bin tinap. Di titi tray fɔ kɔba dɛn wit in an, bɔt tu savant dɛn ol am ɛn spre in an dɛn na di sayd dɛn. Ɛn i bin tɔn to wan strɔng muv. Di slev gyal bin jɔk. In dak fes bin tɔn krimsin wit wamat ɛn shem.
  Di tred dɔn pik ɔp sɔm kayn we.
  Di man we wɛr di pink turban bin de grɔmbul se:
  - Sikstin!
  Di man we wɛr di grɔn hat bin de swɛt se:
  - Sɛvintin!
  Kolobok bin ad wantɛm wantɛm se:
  - Twɛnti!
  Di troll bin tɔk se:
  - Twɛnti fayv!
  Di ɛlf bin de muf se:
  - Tati!
  Ɛn di uman we wɛr di burka bin de grɔmbul se:
  - Fɔti!
  Wan ɔda man we wɛr blu turban bin kray se:
  - Fifti!
  Wan rumbul bin de ɛn wan stɔp bin de. Fɔ wan brunet Arab uman, we na wan dime wan duzin na ɔkshɔn, na wan rili big mɔni. Bɔt stil, bɔku pan dɛn de. Bɔt di we aw di titi bin shem, ɛn i go mɔs bi se na vajin, bin mek di ɔdiɛns shem. Aweva, a nɔ bin want fɔ shel tumɔs fɔ di brunet.
  Naw di savant dɛn pul di las klos pan am. Di yɔŋ slev bin si se i nekɛd ɔl. In bɔdi bin blak pas in fes, ɛn i bin klia se bɔku tɛm dɛn nɔ kin alaw am fɔ tek san ɛn nekɛd. Di fayn uman in fut dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin bin rili tan ɛn fayn.
  Vovka bin fil aw in man pafɛkt layf bin rili tɛns ɛn tinap lɛk tik. Ɛn naw i bin stɔp fɔ kɔmɔt na do jɔs we i nɔ gɛt sɔri-at. Ɛn mi swimin trɔnk dɛn kin rɔtin.
  Di majik gyal bin nɔd se:
  - Aw yu gladi, mi bɔy! Dis na aw dɛn nid am na ɔkshɔn. Dɔn uman go mɔs bay yu! Ɛn yu go lan lɛsin dɛn bɔt lɔv!
  Vovka bin rimark wit wan sigh:
  - A bin gɛt bɔku gyal pikin dɛn na mi layf we dɔn pas! Ɛspɛshali we a bin jɛntri! Ɛn naw a nɔ gɛt natin, ivin swimin trɔnk dɛn we na di ɔna in yon ɛn i de mek a fred!
  Di majik gyal bin grin se:
  - Nɔ! Yu go step naw na di pletfɔm ɛn fil lɛk se na sɔntin! Bay di we, yu gɛt rili fayn ɛn elegant mɔta dɛn, so dɛn go kɛr yu go wit but. Ɛn dis go bi wan spɛshal kaskad fɔ sɛns fɔ di bɔbɔ.
  Di nɔmba dɛn we bin de na di ɔkshɔn na:
  - Siksti!
  - Sɛvinti!
  - Eti!
  - Naynti!
  Ɛn fɔ dɔn, di man we wɛr rɛd tɔban kɔl:
  - Wan ɔndrɛd!
  Di chif stiwɔd es in gavel ɛn bigin fɔ siŋ se:
  - Wan ɔndrɛd piastre wan tɛm! Wan ɔndrɛd piastre tu! Wan ɔndrɛd piastre tri! Dɛn sɛl am fɔ wan ɔndrɛd piastre!
  Di man tɔn gold kɔyn dɛn. Wan ɔndrɛd piastre nɔto bad mɔni fɔ Arab uman we gɛt dak skin. Wail evribodi want blondes.
  Fɔ dɔn, dɛn bin kɛr Vovka Ezeistein go na ɔkshɔn. Di bɔbɔ bin kɔba wit blankit. Ɛn rili kɔni, fɔ mek dɛn kɔmɔt na do smɔl smɔl. Na naturally blond ɛn i rili fayn. Ɛn dɛn valyu bɔy pikin dɛn na dis wɔl ikwal to gyal pikin dɛn.
  Di herald bin anawns se:
  - Insay wan layf we bin dɔn pas, na in na bin di ɔligach we jɛntri pas ɔlman, ɛn na man we gɛt bɔku ɛkspiriɛns! Naw in na wan rili fayn blant bɔbɔ. Sold for one night only, yu kin du enitin we yu want wit am - jos no mutilate am! Start prays twɛnti piastre.
  Wan ala ala we nɔ satisfay bin de ala tru di stand dɛn. Vovka bin tinap kɔba am wit blankit. Ɛn so di gyal pikin dɛn pul di fɔs wan, ɛn sho di bɔbɔ in gold ia we wev smɔl ɛn di ɔp pat na in fɔɛd.
  Di man we wɛr grɔn turban bin de mɔna se:
  - Twɛnti wan piastres!
  Di uman we wɛr di burka bin swɛt se:
  - Twɛnti tu piastres!
  Wan ɔda uman we wɛr fayn fayn klos bin twit se:
  - Twɛnti fayv piastres!
  Di man we wɛr blu turban bin de mɔna se:
  - Tati!
  Wan troll we gɛt ɛksprɛsiv nos bin de tɛnda:
  - Fɔti!
  Ɛn di dwɔf we wɛr kap ɛn klos se:
  - Fifti piastre dɛn!
  Dɛn bin stɔp fɔ stɔp. Vovka bin fil shem ɛn shem. Na ya dɛn de sɛl am lɛk sɔm kayn animal na ɔkshɔn. Dat i nɔto mɔtalman ɔ wetin? Ɛn i fayn if uman bay, ɛn nɔto wan pan di man dɛn we de swɛt!
  Di savant dɛn we de sav Jiova pul wan ɔda vel. Ɛn di bɔbɔ in fes bin kɔmɔt na do kpatakpata. I bin rili fayn, lɛk gyal pikin in yon, ɛn i bin tan lɛk, bɔt di sem tɛm i bin gɛt kɔrej chin. Di ɔdiɛns bin gladi bak.
  Kolobok bin ala se:
  - Siksti piastre dɛn!
  Di gnome bin de grɔmbul se:
  - Sɛvinti!
  Di uman we wɛr di burka bin twit se:
  - Eti!
  Di troll bin de ala se:
  - Naynti!
  Wan uman we wɛr fayn fayn klos bin tɔk se:
  - Wan ɔndrɛd!
  Wan ɔda stɔp bin de. Wan ɔndrɛd piastre dɔn ɔlrɛdi bi wan smɔl bag we gɛt gold, wit am yu kin bay fayv gud slev dɛn fɔ di say we dɛn de kɔt ston. Ɛn na sɔm fayn yɔŋ man ya, ilɛksɛf i fayn, ɛn na fɔ di nɛt nɔmɔ.
  . CHAPTER No. 2.
  Di savant dɛn tek ɛn pul wan ɔda blankit pan di bɔbɔ, ɛn dɛn sho in mɔsul dɛn sholda ɛn an dɛn. Di titi in nɛk ɛn in ɔp chɛst bin bigin fɔ si ɛn strɔng, i bin tan. Vovka bin tɛns in biceps, ɛn dɛn bulge to triangles. Di bɔbɔ bin smayl, ɛn in smayl bin so fayn wit tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal, jɔs fayn.
  Na di pipul dɛn gladi bak.
  Wan uman we wɛr blak klos we tan lɛk nɔs bin tɔk se:
  - Wan ɔndrɛd ɛn tɛn!
  Wan man we wɛr grɔn turban bin se:
  - Wan ɔndrɛd ɛn twɛnti!
  Di man we bin bay di brunet gyal bifo dis tɛm bin swɛt:
  - Wan ɔndrɛd ɛn tati!
  Di troll bin isyu:
  - Wan ɔndrɛd ɛn fɔti!
  Kolobok bin de chirp:
  - Wan ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti!
  Di uman we wɛr di burka se:
  - Wan ɔndrɛd ɛn siksti!
  Di ɛlf, we na wan yɔŋ man we rili fayn, bin swɛt:
  - Wan ɔndrɛd sɛvinti!
  Wantɛm wantɛm, wan ol uman we gɛt skata na in an, we tan lɛk Baba Yaga, kray se:
  - Tu ɔndrɛd!
  Wan ɔda stɔp bin de. Vovka bin shek shek we i nɔ bin want. Di tink se dɛn go sɛl am to ol uman fɔ di nɛt, i bin rili bad. Ɛn i bin stɔp.
  Ɛn di savant gyal dɛn pul wan ɔda blankit. Ɛn naw di bɔdi dɔn kɔmɔt na do kpatakpata. Di tayl dɛn na di abs, lɛk di wan dɛn we de na chɔklɛt bar, bin bigin fɔ si, ɛn di bɔbɔ in heroic chɛst bigin fɔ shek. Mi at bin de bit so gladi dat i bin tan lɛk se i rɛdi fɔ bɔs.
  Ɛn di bɔbɔ in brɔnz skin bin de shayn wit swet bikɔs i bin gladi.
  Wan uman we wɛr nun in klos bin tɔk se:
  - Tu ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti piastres!
  Wan ɔda troll, we dɔn go insay di bargayn, bin de muf se:
  - Tri ɔndrɛd piastres!
  Kolobok, we de jomp op, de muf se:
  - Tri ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti!
  Di dwɔf ad wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - Fo ɔndrɛd piastres!
  Di man we wɛr di turban wit rubi bin de his:
  - Fo ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti piastres!
  Baba Yaga, we de sho in tit dɛn we de shayn wit stɛl, i his:
  - Fayv ɔndrɛd!
  Ɛn bak, dɛn bin stɔp fɔ stɔp. I rili tɛns. Vovka bin fil di savant gyal dɛn an dɛn na in hip. Wan bin ivin swɛt in tɛstikul dɛn kwayɛt wan. Di bɔbɔ in man pafɛkt bin rayz bak. Ɛn di leg dɛn we gɛt mɔsul dɛn bin de na do, dɛn bin kɔba dɛn te to di ni dɛn wit but. Ɛn di swimin trɔnk dɛn nɔ bin ayd aw in rɛspɛkt bin stɔp.
  Di uman dɛn we bin de wach di fim bin gladi.
  Di ɛlf bin swɛt:
  - Siks ɔndrɛd piasters!
  Di uman we wɛr di nun in klos bin grɔmbul:
  - Sɛvin ɔndrɛd!
  Baba Iago bin his se:
  - Et ɔndrɛd!
  Wan uman we wɛr fayn fayn klos bin tɔk se:
  - Nayn ɔndrɛd!
  Kolobok bin de muf wantɛm wantɛm se:
  - Tawzin!
  Di dwɔf chuk wan stik na in bak ɛn his:
  - Dis na di prayz fɔ fifti big slev dɛn! Yu rɛdi fɔ gi da kayn mɔni de fɔ wan nɛt wit yɔŋ man? Dat na tin we fani!
  Kolobok bin chirp fɔ ansa se:
  - Yu de fani
  Ɛn a kin vɛks!
  Yu na shit
  Ɛn a bin gɛt jam!
  Bɔt, dɛn bin stɔp fɔ stɔp. Wan fayn bɔbɔ bin tinap bifo wan big ɔl we ful-ɔp wit fes dɛn we de mek pɔsin want fɔ du sɔntin, we jɔs wɛr swimin trɔnk ɛn but. I bin klia se ɔlman nɔ bin gɛt peshɛnt fɔ si am nekɛd ɔl. I kin mek di ɔdiɛns gladi so.
  Ɛn so di gyal-savant dɛnsɛf pul di but frɔm di fayn, kɔba titi. Di bɔbɔ in leg dɛn we gɛt bɔku bɔku mɔsul dɛn, we gɛt fayn fayn bɔdi, ɛn we tan lɛk tan bin kɔmɔt na do. Di kaw pikin dɛn bin tan lɛk wan nɛtwɔk we gɛt veins. Wan big big gladi gladi bin de ala lawd wan ɔlsay na di ɔdiɛns. Dɛn bin de tɔn pan uman dɛn mɔ.
  Wan pan dɛn, we na bin uman we fat bad bad wan, bin de ala se:
  - Tawzin fayv ɔndrɛd!
  Wan uman we wɛr fayn fayn klos bin tɔk se:
  - Tu tawzin!
  Baba Yaga bin de muf se:
  - Tu fayv ɔndrɛd!
  Di dwɔf bin de mɔna se:
  - Tri tawzin!
  Wan uman we wɛr nun in klos bin tɔk se:
  - Tri fayv ɔndrɛd!
  Di troll bin enta di bargaining:
  - Fo tawzin!
  Ɛn di bɔn de swɛt:
  - Fayv tawzin!
  Ɛn ɔlman bin frɔz. Di dwɔf bin tɔk wit chukchuk se:
  - Yu likl bun de bluff! Yu no wetin kin apin to di wan dɛn we nɔ ebul fɔ pe di mɔni we dɛn nid fɔ pe fɔ bargayn?
  Kolobok bin de chirp:
  - A sabi dat gud gud wan!
  Di dwɔf nɔd se:
  - Dɛn go smɛl yu wit tar, rol yu insay fɛda, ɛn drɛb yu kɔmɔt na di siti wit wip! I klia?!
  Kolobok bin de gigl ɛn siŋ se:
  - Na di fa fa kɔnstɛlɛshɔn we dɛn kɔl Tau Ceti, .
  Ɔltin nɔ bin klia to wi...
  Wi kin sɛn di signal de, .
  Ɛn dɛn kin sɛn wi bak!
  Vovka bin tinap barefut ɛn insay swimin trɔnk nɔmɔ. Bɔt dɛn fɔ sɛl di yɔŋ slev ɔl, ɛn te i dɔn. Ɛn so di fayn fayn gyal-savant dɛn bin kɔt in swimin trɔnk dɛn. Frɔm shem ɛn gladi gladi pasmak, di bɔbɔ in man pafɛkt bin go ɔp. En she bin get ekstremli pouty.
  Wan lawd lawd lawd lawd wan bin de mek pɔsin yɛri bak.
  Di fat uman bin de ala se:
  - Siks tawzin!
  Di uman we wɛr di nun in klos bin swɛt se:
  - Sɛvin!
  Wan uman we wɛr fayn fayn klos bin tɔk se:
  - Et!
  Di ɛlf bin swɛt wit gladi at:
  - Nayn tawzin!
  Baba Yaga bin hiss wit agresiv wan:
  - Tɛn tawzin!
  Dis na di prayz fɔ fayv ɔndrɛd man slev dɛn we gɛt wɛlbɔdi, ɛn wan ol big ship. Yu kin bay tu-tri gali dɛn bak. Ɛn insay jɔs wan nɛt wit wan fayn yɔŋ man.
  Wan ebi ebi stɔp bin de. Vovka bin de bɔn wit shem, i bin nekɛd ɔl, ɛn i bin pafɛkt pasmak na di slev ɔkshɔn. I bin rili shem, ɛn di sem tɛm di piquancy of di situeshɔn, we dɛn bin de sɛl wan nekɛd, fayn fayn bɔbɔ na ɔkshɔn ɔnda di hama, bin rili fayn. Aw dis nɔ kɔmɔn ɛn aw yu kɔst bɔku mɔni.
  Di ɛlf wit di jɔlɔs dɛn se wit shem se:
  - Ilɛvin tawzin!
  Baba Yaga bin grɔmbul wit wamat se:
  - Fayvtin tawzin!
  Dis na di prayz fɔ tri gali dɛn ɔlrɛdi. Yes, di lustful ladies don seriously gone. Fɔ bit dis kayn prayz bin de pwɛl bɔku walet dɛn.
  Di herald es in hama ɛn bigin fɔ se:
  - Fayvtin tawzin tɛm! Fayvtin tawzin piastre tu! Fayvtin tawzin piastres tri... - Bifo in hama hit, wan rili fayn uman we wɛr fayn fayn klos ɛn krawn we skata wit sta dɛn na in ed se:
  - Twɛnti tawzin piastres!
  Na wan rumbul bin de... Baba Yaga kray:
  - Tati tawzin!
  Wan yɔŋ ɛn fayn uman bin de ala se:
  - Fifti tawzin! And memba Baba Yaga, wetin go hapun if yu no get inaf moni!
  I bin de chat in stɛl tit dɛn ɛn his:
  - Wel, to hell wit am! Tek di brat fɔ wan fɔchɔ!
  Di herald, ɔ fɔ se di manija, es in hama ɔp ɛn bigin fɔ se smɔl smɔl:
  - Fifti tawzin piastres tɛm! Fifti tawzin piastre tu! Fifti tawzin piastre tri...
  Ɛn na dis tɛm, we di Vɔvka we bin gladi bin dɔn de tink se i go mek di kwin, ɛn da kayn fayn uman de, fɔ spɛn di nɛt na ɛvin ɛnjɔymɛnt ɛn na bed, we wan vɔys we de krak krak bin de bɔm:
  - Wan ɔndrɛd tawzin piastre!
  Ɔlman tɔn dɛn ed. Di vɔys na bin wan man we tan lɛk tin we lɔng ɛn we wɛr blak klos, ɛn insɛf bin gɛt krawn na in ed. I bin luk rili fred ɛn i bin de du bad.
  Di Kwin aks wit sɔprayz se:
  - Wetin mek yu nid bɔbɔ we nɔ de day?
  Koschey bin ansa wit wamat se:
  - Nɔn pan yu biznɛs, mɔtalman! A nid dis bɔbɔ, ɛn a go gɛt am!
  Di Kwin bin de mɔna se:
  - Wan ɔndrɛd tɛn tawzin!
  Koschey bin grɔmbul wit agresiv wan:
  - Milyɔn! Jɔs lɛk dat, wan milyɔn piastre wan tɛm, we na di prayz fɔ wan ol ami! Ɛn yu nɔ gɛt inof trɔs fɔ bit dis prayz!
  Wan ala ala we de mek pipul dɛn sɔprayz bin de ring tru di stand dɛn. Wan ol miliɔn piastres - wan mawnten we gɛt gold, jɔs fɔ wan nɛt wit wan bɔbɔ? Sɔntɛm Koschey di Immortal, we bin liv fɔ pas wan mileniom, bin jɔs kray? Bɔt fɔ bargayn na fɔ bargayn.
  Di majik gyal grin ɛn ansa se:
  - A de wɔn Koschey, yu go jɔs gɛt di bɔbɔ fɔ wan nɛt. Ɛn a fɔ gi am bak bak na mɔnin, a gɛt layf ɛn wɛlbɔdi, nɔto kripul!
  Koschey di Immortal nɔd, wit in ed we tan lɛk skel pan wan tint, bon nɛk:
  - A ɔndastand am! Bɔt, a de ripit mi prayz:
  - Wan milyɔn gold piasters!
  Di chif manija nɔd se:
  - Di pɔsin we bay in wɔd na lɔ!
  Ɛn i es di hama ɔp ɛn bigin fɔ ala se:
  - Wan milyɔn piastre wan tɛm! Tu milyɔn piastre dɛn! Tri milyɔn piastre dɛn!
  Na Koshchei di Immortal bin sɛl am!
  Vovka bin de mumu. Ɛn i bin fɔdɔm insay wan swɛ. Yu tink se dɛn rili de sɛl am to dis ol man we gɛt bɔdi, ilɛksɛf na fɔ wan nɛt nɔmɔ?
  Dɛn trowe wan blankit oba di bɔbɔ, ɛn Kɔshchei in savant dɛn jomp. Dɛn put wan stɛl kɔla na di titi in nɛk ɛn kɛr am go, i nɔ wɛr fut ɛn i nɔ ebul fɔ du natin.
  Koschey kam nia di bɔbɔ ɛn pul di blankit dɔŋ. A bin luk am gud gud wan. I tɔch in mɔsul chɛst wit kol an dɛn ɛn notis se:
  - Ɛn yu gud!
  Ɛn i bin laf. Dis laf bin mek Vovka fil smɔl fɔ mek i fred. Koschey bin nɔd to am se:
  - Nɔ fred! Sɔntin we bɛtɛ go apin to yu, sɔntin we yusɛf de ɛkspɛkt!
  Ɛn di pɔsin we nɔ de day bin de wispa. En det boi bin nak wit wan twig. Aweva, i nɔ de at tru di blankit.
  Vovka bin waka, ɛn in fut dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, we i bin dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i tan lɛk pikin, bin step pan di shap ston dɛn we de na di rod. We bin rili pen, bikɔs di bɔbɔ in fut bin jɔs rɔf smɔl ɛn i nɔ bin dɔn kɔl yet ɛn i bin at. Na tru se blɔd nɔ bin de kɔmɔt. Bɔt stil, di yɔŋ fut we de na di titi in fut we nɔ gɛt natin bin elastik ɛn i bin de te, bɔt i bin de fil pen.
  Vovka bin waka biɛn Koshchei. Ɛn i bin de wɔnda usay dɛn de kɛr am go. I go mɔs bi se i kin tek tu lɔng fɔ rich na di layn. Ɛn i nɔ go izi fɔ mek dɛn rich de ɛn kam bak wan nɛt. Ɛn wetin Koschey go du wit am? I nɔ go izi fɔ mek dis stingy karakta pe aut wan milyɔn gold piastres jɔs fɔ ɛnjɔy wit di bɔbɔ. If Koschey na kapable of enitin at ol in dis kes.
  Bɔt wetin mek i bin nid dis gem?
  Wantɛm wantɛm, di Immortal pul wan kristal we gɛt ɛmirald kɔlɔ na in poket. I rɔb am wit in indeks finga, blo, ɛn muf wan spɛl. Ɛn Vovka bin fil se dɛn dɔn tos insɛf lɛk tsunami wev.
  Dɔn di bɔbɔ blink in yay bikɔs i bin de fred. Naw i bin si insɛf na wan kast we dak. Dɛn bin kɔf in an dɛn biɛn in bak ɛn dɛn bin tay am wit shakul. Ɛn i nɔ kin rili fayn. Stilin hoop dɛn bin dig insay in an dɛn, ɛn in an dɛn bin de twist frɔm in sholda dɛn.
  Ɛn i bin klia se di rum tan lɛk ples usay dɛn kin mek pipul dɛn sɔfa.
  Dɛn bin de hang difrɛn tin dɛn fɔ mek pipul dɛn sɔfa ɛn mek dɛn fil pen na di wɔl dɛn. Ɛn ɔltin bin de de: drɔl, plia, waya kɔt, strɛcha, divays fɔ krɔs, difrɛn kayn pia, ɛn ɔda tin dɛn.
  Vovka bin ala se:
  - Yu nɔ fɔ du mi bad!
  Di Koschey we nɔ de day, we bin sidɔm na di tron, bin de grɔmbul:
  - Nɔ fred! Ɔltin go wɛl fɔ yu! Bɔt a nid yu pen!
  Di bɔbɔ bin tɔk se:
  - A kin mek sɔm slev bɔbɔ we de kɔst bɔku smɔl!
  Koschey bin nɔd in ed:
  - A bin ebul... Bɔt yu pen na yunik, ɛn i go gi mi trɛnk ɛn big big pawa we nɔbɔdi nɔ si yet oba di wɔl!
  Vovka bin hiss se:
  - Basta-dɔg!
  Di Immortal bin ɔda se:
  - Gi am wan shek!
  Tu big, mɔskul gyal pikin dɛn we wɛr bikini, we de stɔp dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin, jomp go nia di drɔm ɛn bigin fɔ spin am. Ɛn di chen krak krak krak es di bɔbɔ.
  Vovka bin fil pen na in sholda ɛn in an dɛn, we di stɛl shakul dɛn bin ol am, ɛn in chɛst bin fil pen smɔl. Dis rɛk na wan ol tin we dɛn kin yuz fɔ mek pipul dɛn sɔfa, ɛn nɔto ɔlman kin ebul fɔ bia. Although dis taim Koschey en in gang no aks eni kweshon. Dɛn bin jɔs de mek i sɔfa, ɛn i bin klia se di pen bin de gi di bɔbɔ sɔm kayn trɛnk. Arawnd di rek, Vovka notis wan duzin kristal, ɛn wan ɔda kristal na Koshchei in ed insay di krawn.
  Dɛn es am rayt ɔp to di siling, ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn tɔch di mabul wɔl we dɔti. Dɔn di bɔbɔ bin frɔz fɔ smɔl tɛm. Ɛn di ɛgzikishɔn gyal dɛn, we rili big fɔ di fayn sɛks ɛn mɔsul, lɛf di drɔm.
  Vovka bin fil se i de fɔdɔm. Ɛn i bin tan lɛk se sɔntin dɔn snɛp na in bɛlɛ. Ɛn ɔltin bin so fast.
  Fɔ tu-tri tɛm, di pen we bin de na di vein dɛn we bin lɔng bin stɔp. Bɔt nia di flɔ di chen bin bigin fɔ tɛns. Ɛn dɛn bin bit Vovka wit pen we tan lɛk ɛl. I bin de pier frɔm di bɔbɔ in bare il te to di bak pat na in ed.
  Ɛn di bɔbɔ go ala. Lɛk yɔŋ kaw pikin we dɛn de kil. Ɛn Koshchei bin lɛk am bad bad wan. Ɛn afta dat, di kristal dɛn bin de shayn brayt brayt wan, dɛn bin de fil di wef we di titi bin de fred ɛn sɔfa.
  Dɔn di pen bin stɔp smɔl, ɛn Vovka bin kɔt in tit ɛn bigin fɔ blo tranga wan.
  Koschey bin ɔda:
  - Shek bak!
  Ɛn bak di gyal atlet dɛn bin de spin di drɔm. Vovka bin luk di ɛgzikishɔn gyal dɛn. Aw dɛn gɛt mɔsul - jɔs bɔdi bilda dɛn. Ɛn mɔsul dɛn, lɛk rop dɛn we de krɔs di skin we gɛt brɔnz. Ɛn di ia layt, tik, i wev smɔl.
  Vova bigin fɔ swel bak wit man pafɛkt as i de gridi fɔ luk di gyal pikin dɛn we bil atletik.
  Dɛn es am ɔp to di siling. Ɛn Vovka bin admaya aw di bɔl dɛn we de na di mɔsul dɛn bin de rɔl ɔnda di brawn skin fɔ di fayn sɛks.
  Dɔn dɛn lɛf mi fɔ go bak. Wan shɔt, fayn filin fɔ flay. Ɛn bak, pen we tan lɛk ɛl, we kin rili go insay di wan ol mɔsul bɔdi fɔ di yɔŋ atlet.
  Vovka nɔ bin ebul fɔ tinap ɛn i bin de ala bak. Aw ɔltin bin de mek pɔsin fred. Ɛn i bin de chuk, lɛk se dɛn dɔn bit ɛni sɛl na di bɔdi wit slej.
  Dɔn i bin izi fɔ am. Swet bin de drɔp frɔm in mɔsul dɛn we i bin dɔn skapul.
  Ɛn bak di kristal dɛn bin de shayn brayt brayt wan pas aw dɛn bin de bifo.
  Koschey bin smayl lɛk we i de it bif. I klia se i bin luk yɔŋ, ɛn i nɔ bin tan lɛk da kayn ol man we dɔn pwɛl ɛn we nɔ ebul fɔ du natin igen.
  Di ɔda we bin de fala:
  - A lɛk di triniti! Shek am bak!
  Ɛn bak di fayn fayn atletik gyal dɛn bigin fɔ es di bɔbɔ ɔp.
  Wan ɔda ɛgzikishɔn gyal bin luk Vovka wit lɔst. Aw di tan titi de shayn wit swet. Ɛn aw i fayn.
  Di ɛgzikishɔn gyal put in an bitwin in leg dɛn ɛn bigin fɔ masaj, ɛn ɛnjɔy di pen we i bin de mek di yɔŋ man we fayn.
  Vovka bin fil gladi bak we i de luk di titi. Ɛn in man pafɛkt tin bin tinap lɛk tik. Na ya i de bak na di siling sɛf. Stuck in tɛnsiɔn.
  Vovka bin ivin fred, lɛk se sɔntin we go kil am go chuk am. Ɛn na so dɛn fri di bɔbɔ.
  Di titi in bɔdi we gɛt mɔsul, swet, ɛn tan bin fɔdɔm. Ɛn rayt na di flɔ i bigin fɔ tɛns bak. Ɛn di chen dɛn pul di vein dɛn kɔmɔt na dɛn jɔyn dɛn bak.
  Ɛn bak, dɛn bin bit Vovka wit wan pen we de bɔn, ɛn i ala.
  Ɛn di kristal dɛn bigin fɔ shayn mɔ ɛn mɔ, ɛn dɛn bin de shayn lɛk sta dɛn.
  Koschey bin luk ivin yɔŋ, ɛn in wrinkles bin smol smol. Naw i luk lɛk se i nɔ ol pas tati ia.
  Ɛn di pɔsin we nɔ de day nɔd:
  - OK den! Inaf wit strɛch! Ɛn naw put am na di stok dɛn.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn we de kil di bɔbɔ bin ol in leg dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we gɛt mɔsul dɛn. Ɛn di ɔda tu bin kam wit wan ebi ɔk blɔk we dɛn tay wit ayɛn. Ɛn dɛn pinch am pan di bɔbɔ in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we fayn.
  Vovka bin fil di pen na in veins wit nyu trɛnk ɛn i bin de kray. I bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi strɛch ɛn taya bad bad wan.
  Huk dɛn bin de we bin de stik na di ed dɛn na di blɔk.
  Koschey bin ɔda:
  - Tu paund na ɔl tu di say dɛn!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de kam wit wet dɛn ɛn hang dɛn na wan say ɛn na di ɔda say fɔ mek dɛn balans. Vovka bin de ala bikɔs i bin de sɔfa we i nɔ bin ebul fɔ bia. Aw dɛn bin de strɛch am wit kruk we.
  Koschey bin de wach wit gladi at as di bɔbɔ bin de strɛch. Ɛn in vein dɛn bin rili bɔl, ɛn di wan ol bɔdi fɔ di titi we gɛt mɔsul dɛn bin so tɛns frɔm di strɛch.
  Vovka bin de kray ɛn ala, ɛn di kristal dɛn bin de bɔn.
  Ɛn di ɛgzikishɔn gyal dɛn bin de shek wit gladi at, i bin rili fayn fɔ dɛn.
  Koschey bin ɔda:
  - Ɛn naw tɛn strɔk dɛn na di wip na af trɛnk!
  Di ɛgzikishɔn gyal tek wan tik na di baskɛt. I go nia di bɔbɔ we nɔ ebul fɔ du natin, we nekɛd, ɛn we gɛt mɔsul. I tinap biɛn am ɛn gi wan af-af blow.
  Wan krimsin strit bin swel akɔdin to di brɔnz skin.
  Wan ɔda ɛgzikishɔn gyal bin twit se:
  - Wan tɛm!
  Ɛn di pɔsin we bin de mek dɛn sɔfa bin bit am bak.
  Di ɛgzikishɔn gyal bin swɛt se:
  - Tu!
  Agens di bakgrɔn fɔ di strɛch, di wip blow dɛn nɔ bin tan lɛk se i rili pen to Vovka. Ɛn i bin de kray mɔ bikɔs ɔf di pen we bin de bɔn na di vein ɛn ligamɛnt dɛn we bin strɛch.
  We di titi we bin de mek i sɔfa dɔn fɔ bit, i luk Kɔshchei.
  I bin ɔda se:
  - Fayv blo wit ful fos!
  Ɛn dis tɛm di titi pik wan wip we tik ɛn strɔng frɔm di baskɛt. I bin swing ɛn hit wit ɔl in pawa. Ɛn wan big dro. Di brɔnz skin na di bɔbɔ in mɔsul bak bin bɔs ɛn blɔd bigin fɔ flɔ.
  Dis tɛm Vovka bin fil bad bad pen ɛn i bin de ala lɛk bebi ɛlifant we wund.
  Ɛn di kristal dɛn bin de shayn mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Ɛn di titi we de kil pipul dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ bit am. Ɛn blɔd bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi kɔmɔt na di skin we dɔn bɔs insay wan watasay.
  Wan ɔda fayn fayn uman bin kɔmand se:
  - Fayv!
  Ɛn dɛn bin stɔp fɔ stɔp. Di ɛgzikishɔn gyal dɛn bin luk Koshchei!
  I bin ɔda se:
  - Naw di frya, ɛn bifo dat, lɔbrik di il dɛn!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn drɛg wan bɔtul we gɛt ɔliv ɔyl. Dɛn pul di kɔk ɛn tɔn am na dɛn an. Afta dat, wit big gladi at, dɛn bigin fɔ smɛl di bɔbɔ in fut. I bin gɛt am elastik, wit wan fayn fayn kɔba pan in bare, pink il. Di gyal pikin dɛnsɛf jɔs lɛk ɛn dɛn at pwɛl.
  Vovka bin fil miks pen ɛn gladi at insay insɛf. Ɛn frɔm di tɔch dɛn we strɔng an dɛn, fayn fayn, mɔsul gyal dɛn tɔch am, i bin gladi bak. Ɛn man pafɛkt layf bigin fɔ go ɔp. We bin mek di fayn fayn pipul dɛn bin de gigl ple ple.
  Dɔn we dɛn dɔn fɔ rɔb, di wan dɛn we bin de mek dɛn sɔfa bin drɛg di brazia kɔmɔt. I bin gɛt spɛshal stov dɛn wit gas saplai rigyuleshɔn. Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn we de kil pipul dɛn bin tɔn dɛn.
  Di faya bin layt ɛn rayz. Ɛn di fayn titi in barefut, rawnd, pink, ɔyl-glistening il bin lik bay wan rɛd tong.
  Vovka nɔ bin fil di pen wantɛm wantɛm. Fɔs, i bin wam fayn fayn wan. Bɔt afta dat, di bɔbɔ in fut we nɔ gɛt natin bigin fɔ bɔn ɛn wam pasmak. Ɛn i nɔ bin rili fayn ɛn i bin de mek a fil pen fɔ admit.
  Plɛs, mi bak we gɛt strɛp bin de at, ɛn mi ligamɛnt dɛn, we bin strɛch na di rɛk ɛn we di shuz bin wet, bin de pen.
  Vovka bin de kray ɛn kray wata bin de kɔmɔt na in chɛst. Dis na aw dɛn bin de mek i sɔfa.
  Koschey bin ɔda:
  - Splash sɔm sɔl wata na in bak!
  Di ɛgzikishɔn gyal bin pul wan mug. I tɔn wata frɔm bɔkit ɛn trowe wan sɔl insay. Ɛn afta dat, i tek am ɛn splash am na di bɔbɔ in bak we gɛt strɛch.
  Ɛn i go ala we i de sɔfa.
  Ɛn bak di kristal dɛn bin de shayn mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Koschey bin notis se:
  - Wɛl dɔn! Bɔt, yu nɔ tink se na tɛm fɔ mek i ad ɔt waya?
  Di ɛgzikishɔn gyal dɛn nɔd wit wanwɔd. Ɛn so di wan we lɔng pas ɔlman tek wan stik we gɛt waya we dɛn tay frɔm di faya ples. I bin rili rɛd bikɔs ɔf di wam wam ples. I kam nia Vovka ɛn grin, ɛn luk di bɔbɔ in sɔfa.
  Afta dat di titi swing ɛn nak am wit ɔl in pawa na in bak. Di blo bin strɔng ɛn kɔt di skin, bɔn am di sem tɛm.
  Di bɔbɔ bin ala wit wayl pen.
  Ɛn Koschey bin ɔda se:
  - Hit am lɛk dat! Ɛn mek i strɔng ɔnda bare il!
  Ɛn i bin rili bigin fɔ shayn mɔ ɛn mɔ, ɛn di pen bin bigin fɔ sho se i rili bad.
  Vovka bin de ala bikɔs i bin de sɔfa we i nɔ bin ebul fɔ bia. Ɛn di kristal dɛn bin de tek pawa.
  Ɛn di bɔdi we nem Koschey di Imɔtal bin tɔn kpatakpata to wan yɔŋ man we gɛt mɔsul, fayn, strɔng, we gɛt fes we tan lɛk pikin, bɔt in sholda dɛn brayt.
  I tinap izi wan ɛn jomp, afta dat i ala se:
  - Dis na big tin!
  Ɛn i tek di wip na in an. I rɔn go to di bɔbɔ ɛn hit in man pafɛkt wit ɔl in pawa. Di blo bin rili notis. Vovka bin ala wit bad bad pen.
  Koschey bin laf ɛn tɔk se:
  - Aw yu de du wɛl, bebi?
  Vovka bin jɔs swɛt fɔ ansa. Ɛn i bin rili de fil pen so dat ivin we i opin in mɔt, i bin de sɔfa.
  Koschey bin hiss wit sɔri-at se:
  - Dis na rili gud tin!
  Ɛn i tek tong dɛn we gɛt rɛd ɔt na di faya ples. I jomp op insay Vovka, ɛn di mɛtal, we bin rɛd bikɔs ɔf di wam, bin swɛt di bɔbɔ in tɛstikul. I bin de ala pan wayl sɔfa, ɛn di smel fɔ frɛsh mit bin de strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Ɛn di layt dɛn na di kristal dɛn bin de shayn mɔ ɛn mɔ!
  Koschey bin de ala se:
  - Dis ɔl na rili gud! Bɔt nɔto inof! Fɔ mek yu gɛt pawa oba di wɔl, yu fɔ ad sɔfa pan am bak!
  Di titi we bin de kil pipul dɛn bin tɔk se:
  - Wetin if wi de yuz kɔrɛnt bak!?
  Di yɔŋ man we nɔ de day bin grin se:
  - Naw?! Dis na wetin kin apin we laytin de kam! Wɛl, fɔ tru, lɛ wi frɛy am wit kɔrɛnt.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn we de kil pipul dɛn drɛg wan galvanik sɛl we dɛn mek wit aluminiɔm ɛn silva. Ɛn difrɛn kayn waya dɛn bin de kɔmɔt de.
  Ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ tay dɛn na difrɛn pat dɛn na di bɔbɔ we dɛn bin de mek sɔfa in bɔdi. Ɛn to man pafɛkt, ɛn to fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, to tong, ɛn to di bɔt. Na tru se dɛn bin de tay am na di nɛk, ɛn na di bak pat na di ed, ɛn bak na di yes dɛn.
  Wi bin mek dis waya sikrit. Ɛn dɛn tek am ɛn tɔn di kil kɔrɛnt. I go sɛn shɔk ɔlsay na di wan ol bɔdi fɔ di titi we gɛt mɔsul.
  Ɛn Vovka go ala bak, frɔm sɔfa we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ bia.
  Ɛn di kristal dɛn bin de shayn pas di sta we de na di polar na nɛt we klin.
  Koschey di Immortal bin ala se:
  - Naw di wan ol wɔl na mi yon! Ɔlman bin obe mi! Mi majik ful-ɔp wit pawa we nɔ gɛt ɛnd!
  Ɛn di majik man na Ɛl bin snɛp in finga dɛn. Wan titi we de du majik bin apia bifo am. Koschey di Immortal bin laf:
  - Naw mi na Ɔlmayti, ɛn a kin du ɔltin - lɛk di Masta Gɔd!
  Di majik gyal bin grɔmbul se:
  "Yu nɔ bin gɛt rayt fɔ mek dis bɔbɔ sɔfa da we de!" Wan agrimɛnt de!
  Koschey bin bɔs ɛn laf:
  - Gi mi sɔm mɔ advays! Yɛs, a gɛt yu misɛf!
  Ɛn di Ɔlmayti wikɛd man bin snɛp in finga dɛn. Ɛn di majik gyal insɛf bin si insɛf na difrɛn rɛk. I bin nekɛd ɛn i nɔ bin ebul fɔ du natin. Ɛn di snek dɛn we bin kam wantɛm wantɛm bin ros am wit faya. Di majik uman bin de ala frɔm bad bad pen we nɔbɔdi nɔ ebul fɔ kɔmpia. Ɛn in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin bin brok bikɔs ɔf di tong dɛn we bin dɔn kam fɔ muv. Ɛn di faya bin de lik di il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, we rawnd ɛn we tan lɛk gyal pikin.
  Ɛn Koschey di Immortal laf, se:
  - A kin wit mi skilful an, .
  Rich di Mun frɔm di skay...
  A go mek ɛlifant wit mɔl, .
  Ɛn a nɔ go blink wan yay!
  Dɔn Vovka fil se i gɛt maynd ɛn vɛks, ɛn wit wayl wayl wamat i bigin fɔ siŋ wit ɔl in trɛnk;
  Wi de wach wit wach as falkɔn dɛn, .
  Wi de flay lɛk igl ɔp di rɔk dɛn!
  Dashing ɔndrɛd gallop insay fɛt wit sɔd - .
  Mek wi bil nyu proletarian wɔl!
  
  Wi gɛt sojaman - wan spɛshal brɔdaship, .
  Wan plasma mashin fit fɔ wan bɔbɔ...
  Wi nayt dɛn bin sabi fɔ fɛt ɔltɛm - .
  Wan grup we gɛt maynd de flay fɔ atak!
  
  Di trɔmpɛt de blo ɛn di drɔm dɛn de bit - .
  Na wan big man bin gi di ɔda!
  So rɔsh ɛn kɔmɔt na di sofa - .
  So dat yu nɔ go spɛn yu wan ol layf pan am!
  Yu kin ajɔst bɔku tin dɛn we yu de fɛt, .
  Bay viktri pan ay prays - .
  Brutal fɛtman dɛn - alien dɛn...
  Bɔt agens man we gɛt big drim!
  
  Na staship dɛn, gɔn ɛn rɔket dɛn de, .
  Space swirls - di vaykum de bɔn.
  Wi eksplɔyt dɛn de glori insay poem dɛn - .
  Mek di bad parasayt bi damn!
  
  Di ɛnimi we gɛt sɛns go gɛt wetin i fɔ gɛt, .
  Ɛn di blɛsin we pɔsin kin gɛt we i du gud na wan ol ɔn!
  Na wan man ɛn wan man ɔ wɛf go de fɔ yu, .
  Doom nɔ go kam na yu domɔt!
  
  Wi fɔ put wisɛf ɔnda tɛm ɛn ples, .
  Enitin fo argue - yu sabi...
  Wi go bil wan kiŋdɔm fɔ di bɛnifit fɔ pipul dɛn -
  Fayt fɔ am, bɔy, ɛn go fɔ am!
  
  No Mama Land nɔ de we fayn pas dis na di wan ol yunivas, .
  Armadas of staships tan lɛk chukchuk - .
  Wi biznɛs impɔtant ɔltɛm pas fɔ les, .
  Empire - na yu nɔmɔ de na di at fɔ di fɛtman dɛn!
  
  Wi bɔn wi nɔ no di wɔd - wikɛdnɛs, .
  Wi ɔl tu tan lɛk big big briz ɛn ebi ebi ren!
  A op se ol ej nɔ de mek prɔblɛm, .
  Ɛn krayse nɔ go kam - fɔg!
  
  Wi go ajɔst wi gol dɛn na di planɛt dɛn jisnɔ, .
  Lɛ wi bil wan wɔl we de shayn ɛn we fayn!
  Aliens nɔ kin ebul fɔ rɔnawe pan di fɛt we dɛn win, .
  Ɛn na fɔ di ɔlide nɔmɔ dɛn kin gɛt fɛstival!
  Na ya, na di las wɔd, na di ples usay Koschey bin de, wan bɔm bin bɔn, ɛn wan rial supanova bin brok. Ɛn di big majik man ɛn rula na Ɛl skata insay foton.
  Na da sem tɛm de, in kast bigin fɔ fɔdɔm. Di majik-gayl ɛn di bɔy-fɔma ɔligarch fri dɛnsɛf wantɛm wantɛm frɔm dɛn shakul. Ɛn naw dɛn nekɛd, tan, dɛn ɔg dɛnsɛf. Bɔku bɔku savant dɛn na Koshchei, we na lɛk ɔl di uman atlet dɛn bin fɔdɔm na dɛn ni ɛn bigin fɔ aks fɔ fɔgiv.
  Di titi we de du majik bin notis se:
  - Gud dɔn win bad bak,
  Pan ɔl we bad tin bin de mek pɔsin ful ɛn i bin strɔng...
  Oh, if onli e bin olwes laik dis...
  Dis kayn layf go kam da tɛm de!
  
  DI BARVARA-KRASA JƐNƆM ƐN DI STƆL YUNIVƐS
  Pan ɔl we fɔs i bin tan lɛk se i kray, dɛn bin tif di wan ol yunivas. Wan gang we kɔmɔt na wan yunivas we fiba dɛnsɛf bin kɛr bɔku bɔku galɛksi dɛn we gɛt bɔku bɔku sta dɛn go. Ɛn naw Prɔfɛsɔ Karen ɛn Tasha, togɛda wit di cosmic resurrected Lenin ɛn di majik uman Krupskaya, dɔn sɔlv di prɔblɛm.
  Tasha bin nɔd in ed. Naw dɛn bin de fes di sɛkɔn pat pan Opareshɔn Day. I bin nid fɔ mek di lida dɛn kam fɔ tɔk ɛn pwɛl dɛn de.
  - Wel, gudbai brɔda, wi rili ɛnjɔy am, bɔt biznɛs de kam fɔs!
  - A ɔndastand. Yu no, i ivin inkonvenient fo tek moni from yu, fo so thrill we a kech yu and a fit pe fo am mi sef. - Verifay wan fayn gyal we nɔ jɔs mek lɔv, bɔt i gi infɔmeshɔn to klaynt dɛn.
  - Wi ɔndastand, ɔdasay di mafia go kil yu! Bɔt biliv mi, i nɔ go te igen dis haydra go dɔn wans ɛn fɔ ɔltɛm! - Karen slash in fist tru di ays. Sima bin tɔn bak:
  - Yah! Udat kin dil wit am - di ɔtoriti dɛn? Yɛs, di tɔp birokrat dɛn dɔn de gro togɛda fɔ lɔng tɛm wit bandit dɛn, frɔm di prɛsidɛnt to di mashɛl, ɔlman de it dis.
  - Wetin fɔ du if ɔnɛs prɛsidɛnt kam? - Na Kerɛn aks am.
  - Dis nɔ go bi, di tin we go kɔmɔt frɔm di ilɛkshɔn go dipen pan di mɔni we i gɛt, ɛn na in nɔmɔ go du am! Dɛn go pul am kɔmɔt insay tu sɛkɔn!
  - Sɔntɛm, bɔt if i gɛt strɔng tim ɛn pati, ɛn bak di pipul dɛn sɔpɔt.
  "Dis simpul wan no go alaw fo di ilekshon." Di sistɛm de agens dimokrasi. Ɛn a nɔ yɛri ɛnitin bɔt dis kayn pati.
  - Ɛn yet i de! - Karen es in an ɔp.
  - Stɔp fɔ agit di po bɔbɔ, i stil nid fɔ gɛt bred. - Di agresiv Tasha intarap.
  - Una na pipul dɛn we nɔ kɔmɔn. - Sima, we na infɔmant ɛn prostitut se. - A wan fɔ ebul kɔntakt yu.
  Tasha bin de dikte di nɔmba dɛn se: "Wi go lɛf di nɔmba." Jɛnɛral wan, usay yu bin stɔdi?
  - Rayt, rid, multiplikashɔn tebul dɛn. A so bizi na dis brothel dat a nɔ kin gɛt tɛm fɔ it ɔ slip.
  - Tek am, di banknot go bi gift. - Tasha bin gi di gyal mɔni. Wan bɔs mashin gɔn faya bin hit dɔŋ ɛn glas bigin fɔ fɔdɔm.
  - Sho bak! - Na Karen aks am.
  - Dis na Klaus in gang. - Di nɛt fayn fayn wan wispa. - Di ɔna gɛt fɔ pe dɛn wan fayn dɛt!
  - Dis na aw wi de naw na wi usual rol. - Karen se ɛn bigin fɔ wɛr in sus kwik kwik wan. We dɛn bin jɔs nyu, dɛn bin de swɛt smɔl, ɛn ivin ebul fɔ rɔb dɛn leg smɔl. Di prɔfɛsɔ bin de kɔs di wan dɛn we kam wit sus we dɛn nɔ rili nid, na in maynd, wetin mek i jomp ɔp. Tu gyal pikin dɛn rɔsh wit am, na di hal usay dɛn bin de it, chaos bin de, bɔku tebul dɛn bin tɔn ɛn dɛn bin de tɔn dɛn wit lid. Yu kin yɛri di kray ɛn kray we di wan dɛn we wund de kray, di bɔdi dɛn we dɛn dɔn rayd wit bulɛt fɔ gyal pikin dɛn ɛn di gigolo dɛn de ledɔm rawnd. Fɔ trɛtin pipul dɛn we wɛr blak mask kin hit ɔltin we de muv. Wan akwariɔm wit fish dɛn we skata, di po animal fɔdɔm ɛn swɛla.
  Kerɛn fil se i nɔ gɛt spid, ɛn dɛnsɛf nɔ gɛt wɛpɔn. Wɛl, gudbai to in big bɔdi, i go bi katun bɔbɔ.
  - Nɔ go insay trɔbul I bɛtɛ fɔ ayd. - I bin se.
  - Wetin du? - Di gyal pikin swɛt.
  - Yes, bikɔs yu na simpul pɔsin, i nɔ at fɔ kil yu, ɛn mi ɛn Tasha go bi monsta bak.
  - Jɔs lɛk aw dɛn bin de na di pɔt! - Di biuti verified.
  - Na tru! I fayn fɔ bi big pɔsin, bɔt fɔ rial wɔ dis bɔdi tu big ɛn klɔm. - Di prɔfɛsɔ se wit disisiv wan.
  Kerɛn ɛn Tasha bin rid di spɛl, ɛn dɛn tɔn to bɔbɔ ɛn gyal pikin bak. We Keren fil layt ɛn fast, so i rɔsh go to di bandit we bin de nia am. Wan strɔng blo krɔs di gangsta in jaw, i spre in an dɛn, drɔp di mashin gɔn. Naw di bɔbɔ bin de insay in ɛlimɛnt, ɔlman we bin de rawnd am, pas di Tasha we pipul sabi, bin de muf lɛk flay we de slip. Yu kin shot dɛn dɔŋ wan bɔs, ɛn faya bulɛt dɛn na fan. Wan pan di bandit dɛn bin gɛt gift na in bɛlɛ ɛn flay oba di relin, ɛn nak in ed pan di mabul.
  Di ɔda man jɔs dɔn blo in bren. Dɔn Kerɛn kɔt wan ol duzin ɛn we i jomp, i brok wan ɔda ed. In leg dɛn bin at pas stɛl, i hit lɛk mishɔl, jɔstify di niknem we di mafia gi. Tasha bin de kip kɔmpin wit am bak. Di bɔy-prɔfɛsɔ ɛn di gyal bin spin insay wan big big briz, wan pan di wan dɛn we atak bin ebul fɔ trowe wan grenade. Kerɛn bin rɔnawe pan di smɔl smɔl pat dɛn, ɛn ivin ebul fɔ kech wan pan dɛn wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin we i de flay, dɔn i trowe am pan di bandit. Wan mɛtal bin pas di tɛmpul ɛn kɔmɔt na di bak pat na di ed.
  - Wel, aw kul! - Ask di boi profesa.
  - Sɔprayz! Bɔt a kin du dis bak! - Tasha bin du fayv-fol somersault, i hit di gangsta na in yes. Na di sem tɛm, di titi we kil nɔ bin stɔp fɔ shot, ɛn i kil wan duzin fɛtman dɛn we dɛn bin de flay.
  - Yu de kul tu. Naw lɛ wi go na di nɛks flɔ.
  Di gang lida, Klaus, bin shɔk bikɔs di pikin dɛn bin de muf tu fast, i bin jɔs si smɔl smɔl shado dɛn. I bin tan lɛk se gɔst dɛn bin de fɛt wit am, ɛn dis bin wɔs pas fɔ dil ivin wit di kruk ɛn skilful pipul dɛnsɛf. So, Klaus bin rɔn go na di Tɔkyo we gɛt wɛpɔn dɛn, ɛn i bin de tray fɔ sev in yon skin ɛn di wan dɛn we lɛf na di gang.
  - Mek wi split! - Tasha bin ala. "A go klia di ɔpa flo dɛn, ɛn yu de rɔn afta di lida kwik kwik wan."
  - I nɔ de go witout fɔ tɔk! Lɛ wi nɔ mek di men kɔk kɔmɔt na di ɔn os.
  Di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ, we ol sɛkɔn mashin gɔn ɛn chenj amunishɔn, rɔn afta di bɔs kwik kwik wan.
  I kam mit bandit dɛn na di rod, Kerɛn shot dɛn. Dɛn bin rili tray fɔ snap bak, bɔt di bɔbɔ bin kwik, i bin ebul fɔ rɔnawe pan di bɔst dɛn, ɛn ayd biɛn wan bɔdi we wɛr bulɛtpruf vest. Di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na di bɛnifit we di katun gɛt pan spid, di we aw mɔtalman bin de biev nɔ bin ebul fɔ kip am. Wan duzin ɔda bandit dɛn bin day we dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ tray fɔ sev dɛn lida.
  I bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de klaym insay di motoka we Kerɛn jomp ɛn jam di domɔt ɛn di sem tɛm i slam di bɔdi gad, ɛn brok in nɛk wit wan blo we in an blo:
  - Nɔ go na ɛlfaya bifo yu papa.
  Klaus fold in an dɛn fɔ pre, i tek di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ fɔ wan pɔsin we ay pas am.
  - Oh big big enjɛl! Sɔri fɔ mi, we na sina.
  - Wetin mek a fɔ sev yu? - Karen bin sɔprayz. - A nɔto enjɛl, bɔt na imp. So, wi go mek wan chop out of yu.
  Wan lawd nɔys bin kɔmɔt biɛn ɛn wan grenade lansa bin bɔn. Kerɛn bin ebul fɔ jomp go, ɛn di grenade bin pwɛl wan pat pan di motoka, ɛn chɛr Klaus in bɔdi.
  - A nɔ bin gɛt tɛm fɔ ɛksɛkutiv yu, dɛn dɔn dɔn dɛn yon. - Di bɔbɔ notis filɔsofik wan, i trowe in ed we dɛn dɔn kɔt ɔp ɔp.
  Bɔt di pɔsin we shot insɛf nɔ bin liv lɔng, Kerɛn bin faya we i nɔ bin aim in yay, ɛn dis bin mek di man we nɔ bin de tink gud wan nɔ tɔk natin.
  Dɛn bin gɛt fɔ kech di ɔda bandit dɛn, bɔt di bɔbɔ-prɔfɛsɔ in leg nɔ bin fel am. We i pas dɛn, i chuk ɛn shot, ɛn lɛf bɔku bɔku bɔdi dɛn. Sɔm dɛn bin de tray fɔ kɔmɔt de wit motoka. Ɛn dɛn nɔ bin laki, Karen kech di "rɔka" we nɔ laki, es am oba in ed ɛn trowe am wit pawa, ɛn nak tu ɔda bandit dɛn we bin de rɔnawe. Di gas tank bin bɔm ɛn faya bin bɔn. Di bɔbɔ du wan simpul tin wit di ɔda motoka man dɛn - i shot dɛn we dɛn de muf. Bɔt di las gangsta bin ebul fɔ rɔnawe, dɔn Kerɛn bin rɔsh fɔ trowe di grenade, ɛn i bin de spin am. I nak di winda, dɔn i bounce insay di sɛkɔn wan, dɔn i twist rawnd di pila, ɛn fɔdɔm insay di hud fɔ di pɔsin we rɔnawe.
  - So i dɔn in layf, witout glori, bɔt wit bang. - Karen bin de jok am.
  Naw ɔl wetin lɛf na fɔ wet fɔ Tasha. Di titi sɛf nɔ bin tinap fɔ lɔng tɛm pan sɛrimɔni, ɛn we i kam bak, i pul di wangren gangsta we bin sev na in leg.
  - Na ya na im bi di las saiba-pank, hair insted of mop. - I bin se.
  - A si wetin fɔ du wit am!
  - Sɔntɛm wi go intarog am wit pawa, ɛn i go tɛl wi usay di bandit trio de ayd.
  - Dis na lɔjik, pan ɔl we nɔ, ɔnda torchɔ dɛn siks ya nɔ go tɔk bɔku.
  - Sɔntɛm nɔto ɔlman dɛn kin gi di chans fɔ no dis sikrit.
  - Mek a intarog am. - Karen bigin fɔ brok di finga dɛn na di prizina in an. I bin de mumu ɛn ala.
  - Yu no usay Krɔch, Lizad, Bi de. - Ask di boi profesa.
  Di gangsta nɔ bin no natin igen.
  - Wik fɛtman, gotcha!
  - Aw i go no, ɔdinari pawn? If yu bin want infɔmeshɔn, yu nɔ fɔ dɔn kil Klaus. I bin ebul fɔ tɛl wi sɔntin. - Tasha se wit kɔs.
  "A nɔ gɛt kɔmprɛhnsiv infɔmeshɔn bɔt dis, bɔt a nɔ bin no am we di fɛt bin de wam." Di gol na fɔ kil, bɔt fɔ kapchɔ di langwej, sɔm kayn we, yu no. - Karen spre in an dɛn.
  - A fɔ dɔn go afta di lida. Although dis triad na so rat wae den nor ivin trust den klos asosiet. A kin tɛl yu dis, bebi, as kɔrejmɛnt.
  - A nɔ go shed bɔku kray wata! Wea Sima dey?
  - Wi go fain am naw, fala di smel.
  Dɛn bin kam fɔ no di titi kwik kwik wan, i bin de ɔg Tazan. I tan lɛk se dɛn disayd fɔ test di frut we dɛn nɔ gri fɔ tek bak kwayɛt wan.
  - Na ya yu de, lɛk se wi de shot, ɛn yu de drɛg along.
  - Yu nɔ tink! Dis nɔto mami ɛn dadi biznɛs, bɔt na lɔv. Wi rilayshɔnship na di wan we klin pas ɔl.
  - Ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl, na fɔ fri.
  - Wel, okay Sima, naw di polis go swoop in ya, and dem no nid eni ekstra witnes, nor wi nid dem.
  - A kin rayd wit yu, i tan lɛk se Tarzan dɔn fɛn in lɔv.
  - Okay, wi go drop yu, wi nid fɔ fulfil wi rol.
  - A go drayv di motoka! Na bikɔs dɛn nɔ alaw pikin dɛn fɔ drayv.
  - Enitin posibul fo moni!
  - Mek a rayd! - Tarzan aks.
  - Yu kin ebul?! - Tasha bin de gigl.
  - A gɛt sɔm ɛkspiriɛns;di las tɛm we a drayv motoka na siks mɔnt dɔn pas.
  - Dɔn wi de alaw am.
  Tarzan bin tek tɛm drayv di Monolith fɔs, dɔn i bigin fɔ mek di gas bɔku. Di tɔbojenɛra injin we gɛt haydrojɛn bin de mek fayn spid. Wan bɔbɔ ɛn wan titi bin sidɔm na di bak. Dɛn nɔ bin de rɔsh fɔ bi big pipul igen, bikɔs Krupskaya bin wɔn dɛn se dɛn nɔ fɔ chenj di stet dɛn na dɛn bɔdi tumɔs, bikɔs dis go mek di majik dɔn.
  Naw Kerɛn bin ebul fɔ kɔmpia, pan ɔl we di titi we bin sidɔm nia di gigolo na bin wɔndaful pɔsin we de ripresent di uman man ɔ uman, di jɔs bɔdi we i bin want bin dɔn lɔs. I bin ɔndastand in fayn fayn tin dɛn, in yay dɛn bin gladi, bɔt nɔbɔdi nɔ bin want am. Di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ bin ivin sɔprayz se:
  - Dis na aw di bɔdi de afɛkt di kɔnshɛns, usay di libido dɔn go.
  - Na natura, immature hormones de raging in yu, mi dia.
  - Aw i nɔ machɔ?
  - Dis na wen yu wan fait, bot no lov.
  - Na strenj wɔd fɔ lɛk, i gɛt bɔku bɔku shed ɛn minin.
  - Rayt, a guess...
  Di mobayl fon ring bak, di bɛri vɔys kam strikt mɔ.
  - Wetin mek yu de mes arawnd fɔ lɔng tɛm?
  - Wi bin gɛt smɔl shodaun, wi bin gɛt fɔ kil Klaus in gang.
  - Dis thug? Na so i bi, i bin de trɛtin mi intres, mɔ di kasino, wit di intenshɔn fɔ bɔn am. A bin dɔn want fɔ haya pipul dɛn we de kil am fɔ am, bɔt yu sev mi frɔm dis wɔri.
  Karen bin ala se:
  - So di beta, wi gladi se wi no west taim, Vladimir Ilyich.
  - Bɔt, dɛn nɔ dɔn dɔn di wok nɔmba wan yet. Fɔs, yu fɔ kɔl di mega nɔmba. Jɔs nɔ kɔl dairekt frɔm di motoka, yu kin kech.
  - Okay, wi ɔndastand.
  - Yu kin figure out wetin fɔ se yusɛf. Ɛn chenj yu vɔys, yu pikin dɛn swɛt nɔ de mek dɛn gɛt kɔnfidɛns.
  - Na ɛlimɛntri! - Karen chenj in vɔys, i kam dɔŋ lɛk prist in bas. - Wetin yu want! If yu want fɔ liv na paradays, gi mɔni to di chɔch! Pe bak yu dɛt dɛn to Gɔd! - I bin de siŋ.
  -Yu pafɛkt wan kɔpi dɛn pipul ya we de ful pipul dɛn. - Lenin bin kɔnfyus. - A sɔprayz aw pipul dɛn we dak ɛn we dɛn dɔn trowe fɔ biliv pan chimera.
  - A gri wit yu, ivin di simbul fɔ di chɔch na dis yunivas - tri laytin bolt - na strenj. I tan lɛk se i de se, a go pwɛl yu, a go win yu! - Na Karen ansa am.
  - Yu na smat bɔbɔ, yu de pik tin dɛn pan di flay. Insay mi wɔl na bin krɔs wit wan man we dɛn nel pan krɔs. Wɛl, yu tink se i rili pɔsibul fɔ mek di wan ol wɔl wit dis kayn sayn? Yu tink se dɛn go kil di wan we gɛt pawa ɔlsay? - Lenin bin kray.
  - A nɔ no, a tink se if di pɔsin we mek di yunivas bin rili de as pɔsin, i nɔ bin fɔ lɛf in pikin dɛn to dɛn fate. Yu tink se mama we lɛk in pikin, we gɛt pawa fɔ du ɔltin, go lɛf in pikin? Di wan ol wɔl insɛf bɔn frɔm tin dɛn we de sote go.
  Di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ bin tɔk wit sɛns.
  Lenin bin skrach di bak pat na in ed. Afta ɔl, jɔs dis biɛn tɛm, insɛf bin tɔk ɛn shek an wit di wan dɛn we mek dis kayn yunivas. Alfa-Mir ɛn Ɛlfa-Ada, dɛn kayn pipul dɛn, dɛn nɔ gɛt sɛns ɛn fɔ tru, dɛn stil na pikin dɛn. Dɛn bin gɛt di trɛnk ɛn sɛns fɔ mek, bɔt dɛn demiurge gɔd ya nɔ ebul fɔ kɔntrol ɛn mek ɔlman gladi. I sɔri fɔ dɛn, dɛn go sɔfa na dis wɔl we nɔ gɛt sɔri-at. Udat no if di pɔsin we mek mɔtalman yunivas nɔ bin sɔfa bak.
  - I nɔ so impɔtant usay ɛn wetin dɛn bɔn. Di men tin na fɔ ɔndastand: pipul dɛnsɛf fɔ chenj dɛn wɔl ɛn disayd wetin go apin to dɛnsɛf. Ɛn nɔbɔdi, Gɔd, nɔ big brɔda na maynd, ɔ majik stik nɔ go ɛp dɛn. Di fɔs tin we a go du na fɔ kɔt di gras dɛn we de ambɔg wi. - Vladimir Ilyich bin de bark.
  - Wetin mek yu swing am lɛk dat? - Tasha bin se.
  - A nɔ no, bɔt if di pɔsin we mek di yunivas de, den dis na bad Gɔd, bikɔs i de alaw dis kayn chaos. - Konfam gigolo. - Fɔ ɛgzampul, bandit dɛn bin de sɔlv mi mama ɛn papa layf layf wan insay asid, ɛn dɛn nɔ bin de pɔnish ɛnibɔdi. - Tarzan ivin kray.
  -Udat du am?
  - Di men ɔganayza na bin di lida fɔ di gang Gulyash, ɛn na di kɔmplis Tip ɛn Kip bin du am.
  - A go definitli kil dem, en ivin brutally.
  - Ɛn dis na aw yu kin bi big pipul ɔ pikin.
  - Wi go tɛl yu bɔt dis mirekul leta, bɔt fɔ naw tink fɔ yusɛf. - Tasha ansa am.
  - Natin nɔ de pas majik. - Na di yɔŋ gigolo dɛn gi advays.
  - Sɔntɛm! Naw wi de kɔmɔt, wi nid fɔ ring.
  Di bɔbɔ ɛn di titi bin flay kɔmɔt na di motoka. Afta dɛn dɔn chenj dɛn to katun fim dɛn, dɛn bin luk lɛk se dɛn de beg, ɛn tu-tri pipul dɛn we bin de pas bin sɔprayz fɔ si wetin dɛn de du insay dis kayn fayn fayn motoka. Tasha ɛn Kerɛn bin splash dɛn il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin pan di asfalt we bin de bɔn, ɛn jɔs di sem pikin dɛn we bin rɔtin bin rɔn nia dɛn. Fɔ mek dɛn nɔ go pe atɛnshɔn to dɛnsɛf we nɔ nid fɔ du dat, di pikin dɛn nɔ bin de spid kwik kwik wan we pas mɔtalman. Dɛn bin jɔs de ɛnjɔy dɛnsɛf, dɛn bin de strɛch dɛn leg ɛn laf. Bɔku tɛm, Kerɛn bin es in an fɔ pul Tasha in breyd, ɛn i pul am go. Dɔn di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ slap am na in bɔt wit in an, ɛn i bin slap am fɔ ansa am.
  - Yes, a bin de jok.
  - Mi bak! Wɛl, yu na big bɔbɔ, Kerɛn, nɔ akt lɛk nɔsri bɔbɔ.
  - A jɔs want fɔ frolik. A nɔ kin ebul fɔ stɔp misɛf fɔ tɔn di mirekul spid.
  - Dat na tin we wi kin ɔndastand, bɔt na di pe fon ya. Mek wi kol.
  - A go tɔk! Man in vɔys na pɔsin we pɔsin kin abop pan mɔ.
  - Bɔt di uman wan swit pas ɔl ɛn i de ful pipul dɛn bɔku tɛm.
  - Dis taim, wi go tel dem klos to di trut.
  Di kɔl bin dia, so nɔbɔdi nɔ bin de na di kiyu. Na tru se di divays insɛf bin de hang ay, a bin gɛt fɔ tinap pan mi fut finga dɛn ɛn strɛch mi an dɛn ɔp. Di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ dayal di nɔmba we i bin si na di dɔkyumɛnt dɛn we di wan dɛn we de sɛl drag, ɔ fɔ se dɛn drayva dɛn, bin de kɛr. Naw i bin pɔsibul fɔ blɔf smɔl.
  Wan titi we gɛt fayn vɔys bin ansa di fon frɔm di ɔda say:
  - Wetin una want, jentlman dɛm?
  - Konekt mi wit di men bos. - I se, i de put in vɔys dɔŋ to di ekstrem. - A gɛt infɔmeshɔn bɔt wan tin we apin i nɔ tu te yet na di pɔt.
  - Impɔtant infɔmeshɔn? - Di gyal in vɔys bin de sho se i gladi.
  - Wi nɔ de kɔl fɔ trifles;if di bɔs want fɔ gi bak di guds, den lɛ i fɔk aut jenaros.
  - A go kɔnɛkt yu naw!
  Miusik bigin fɔ blo, we mek wi mɛmba wan mach we dɛn bin de mach fɔ bɛr pɔsin, ɛn afta sɔm sɛkɔn dɛn, dɛn yɛri wan rud vɔys.
  - Udat de dare to bost mi laik dat?
  Karen kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk wit wan bas vɔys.
  - Mi nem ɔ di drayva nɔ go tɛl yu ɛnitin. Yes, a tink se dis nɔto di men tin fɔ yu.
  - Yu de rait ya! Bɔt wi go stil fɛn yu.
  - Dis na unnecessary, a go kam mi sef. Fo mi, di men tin na to get award.
  - Fɔ wetin?
  "A kin gi yu infɔmeshɔn bɔt usay dɛn kin kip di drɔgs we dɛn tif frɔm yu, ɛn wan pan di tin dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ mek tin dɛn we pipul dɛn sabi we dɛn kɔl "Dust of the Most High."
  - Eh! Bluffing kin kɔst yu bɔku bɔku mɔni. We dɛn kech yu, yu go beg fɔ day, dis kayn bad bad sɔfa de wet fɔ yu.
  - Wan banal trɛt. If a bin de shem, a nɔ bin fɔ kɔl, bɔt if yu trɛtin mi, a go hang ɔp ɛn kɔmɔt. A chenj mi vɔys ɛn yu nɔ ebul fɔ fɛnɔt mi.
  - Den no draiv di storm, se wetin yu nid.
  - Fɔs, mɔni, wan ɔndrɛd milyɔn dala na kɔsh ɛn wan vila. Di sɛkɔn ples fɔ milk na di gang.
  - Wetin! Wan ɔndrɛd milyɔn tu fat! Fayv na infεkt!
  - Bɔt bɔku bɔku drɔgs de ya!
  - If yu sɛl dɛn, dis nid fɔ gɛt bɔku bɔku nɛtwɔk ɛn kɔnɛkshɔn. If yu tray fɔ tek ivin smɔl doz, wi pipul ɔ di polis go bit yu.
  - Stil, fayv nɔ go du fɔ am. Mek wi at least fifti.
  - Di mafia nɔto prostitut;i nɔ lɛk fɔ bargayn.
  - A kin kɔntakt wan kɔmpitin sindik.
  - Wi nɔ gɛt ɛni siriɔs ɛnimi, pas Lenin, we jɔs apia, bɔt i nɔ go te igen wi go pul am kɔmɔt.
  - Drug, mɔ "dust of the Almighty", na fraylayz prodak we dɛn kin drawn ɔ put faya. Ivin if yu bia wit Lenin, no bi tru se yu go giv di guds bak.
  "Di big spun de wata yu mɔt, bɔt wi nɔto so stingy." A giv ten milian en dis na di las prais.
  - Ɛn di pozishɔn?
  - Wi bɔs go tɔk to yu. If i si se yu na pɔsin we gɛt valyu, dat min se ples go de fɔ yu na di sindik.
  Karen bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi gladi se i dɔn win di gangsta dɛn so wit sɛns we Tasha swɛt in an ɛn wispa na in yes:
  - Dɛn dɔn rawnd di fon bɔt!
  - Dem de trai fo kech wi.
  Dɛn yɛri di his we gas de mek.
  Di bɔbɔ ɛn di titi bin no wantɛm wantɛm se dɛn de trɛtin dɛn. Karen bin pop kɔmɔt lɛk kɔk we kɔmɔt na bɔtul, ɛn Tasha bin du siks tɛm sɔmsalt. Pan ɔl we di bandit dɛn bin tray fɔ ayd, sɔm ed dɛn we wɛr gas mask bin de luk kɔmɔt na di kɔna ɛn di tik dɛn.
  We di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ jomp go nia di fɛtman we de nia am, i chuk in finga dɛn insay di glas we gɛt di gas mask, i nak in yay kɔmɔt, dɔn i tek di mashin gɔn. Di titi ripit di tɛknik, na in nɔmɔ i trowe am na in trot wit in an. Di pikin dɛn bin de muf so kwik dat di gangsta dɛn bin de si wan ples nɔmɔ we nɔ klia bifo dɛn. Kerɛn bin kɔt di pipul dɛn we bin de atak ɛn pul di wan dɛn we bin tinap rawnd di kɔna. Dɔn i bin de blo di wan dɛn we de rayd motoka. Bihain di haus bin tinap wan armoured personnel carrier we bi di mafia in own and siks mashin gɔn we bin de stik aut insay. Dɛn nɔ bin ivin gɛt tɛm fɔ opin faya, di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ bin de muf so kwik.
  We di pikin jomp go nia di motoka, i jomp pan di klos, i nak tri sojaman dɛn, dɔn, as i fɔdɔm, i tek wan grenade frɔm wan pan dɛn ɛn trowe am insay. Wan bɔm bin bɔn, dɛn trowe di bandit we dɛn kɔt in bɔdi na di ays, Kerɛn in spid mɔ wit wan kik ɛn chenj di say we di flay de go:
  - Eaglets lan fɔ flay, frɔm di sofa stret to di bed. Frɔm di bed stret to di bafa, frɔm di bafa stret to di tɔylɛt! - Di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ jok, brok di bandit dɛn bon ɛn shot dɛn bɔdi. Tasha nɔ bin de biɛn: i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ wan batalyɔn we pas tu ɔndrɛd pipul dɛn kam, so na inof wok bin de fɔ tu man dɛn. Karen bin riples di amunishɔn, fɔtunate wan ɔl di bandit dɛn gɛt wɛpɔn ɛn dɛn kin kil dɛn wit dɛn yon wɛpɔn. Di mashin jam wantɛm wantɛm ɛn di bɔbɔ we bin vɛks bad bad wan, kɔt di nɛks pɔsin we dɛn kil wit in an dɛn, ɛn trowe di bɔdi we lɛf fa.
  Kerɛn bin chenj in wɛpɔn, kil ɔda wan, ɛn gɛt sɛkɔn mashin gɔn. Fɔ shot wit tu an na tin we pɔsin kin du mɔ ɛn i kin mek pɔsin ɛnjɔy am. Di bandit dɛn atak blaynd wan, dɛn bin de fred. Dɛn lida we nem Miteran bin de ala sɔntin na di redio. Di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ chɛr in mɔt ɛn push di woki-tɔki dɔŋ in trot.
  Di fɛt bin de mɔ ɛn mɔ. Karen bin pik di fɛt-fɛt pipul dɛn.
  Tasha nɔ bin gɛt bɔku pipul dɛn we bin de agens am, ɛn i bin dɔn fast fast, ɛn i bin rich fɔ ɛp di bɔbɔ. We dɛn de shek dɛnsɛf dɛn an as dɛn de rɔn, di Tɛminatɔ pikin dɛn bin pul wan shawa we gɛt lid pan dɛn ɛnimi dɛn.
  Wan pan di snaypa dɛn bin shot dɔŋ bay we dɛn shot am fayn fayn wan, ɛn di sɛkɔn wan bin ebul fɔ bit di titi. I frɔz fɔ wan sɛkɔn, dɔn i rɔsh go nia di ɛnimi, we jomp ay we no pusi nɔ go ebul fɔ kɔmpia. I grap di snaypa in bɔdi ɛn pul am shap shap wan dɔŋ. I fɔdɔm, ɛn wit wan strɔng trowe i flay ed fɔs, ɛn bang insay di wɔl, ivin in ɛlmɛt krak.
  - Dis kayn ed, jɔs fɔ drayv pail!
  Kerɛn rɔn pas di os dɛn, dɔn i rɔn go na di ruf. Wan big kaliba mashin gɔn bin de faya de, ɛn tri duzin bandit dɛn bin de flay rawnd. Di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ bin pul ɔl in faya pawa pan dɛn. Dɛn bin trowe tu grenade pan am, bɔt di pikin jomp ɛn ol dɛn wit in fut finga dɛn we i bin de flay, ɛn trowe dɛn bak to di wan dɛn we trowe dɛn. Di fɛtman dɛn bin de ala ɛn fɔdɔm, dɛn bin kɔt dɛn wit shrapnel. Kerɛn bin rɔnata di wan dɛn we bin sev, ɛn trowe sɔm pan dɛn na di asfalt. Na wan gangsta nɔmɔ bin ebul fɔ mek trangayes nɔ gri fɔ am. Pantap dat, i nɔ bin bi pɔsin, na bin ɛj we gɛt 4 an ɛn we gɛt di fes we tan lɛk pig. I bin ol wan sabmashin gɔn na ɛni an ɛn i nɔ bin want fɔ day. Na we di bulɛt dɛn chuk ɔl in tri yay dɛn, we di bɔbɔ bin gɛt fɔ kɔt di monsta in glas we gɛt wɛpɔn fɔ, na in di krichɔ nɔ tɔk natin. Di las bandit bin nil dɔŋ:
  - A ɔndastand, yu na gɔd! Sɔri fɔ di wan dɛn we pas ɔlman.
  Karen bin stɔp bifo am ɛn tɔk impɔtant tin se:
  - Kis mi il.
  Di gangsta we bin de kray kis di bɔbɔ in dɔti fut, dɔn, we i tink se di supa pikin dɔn pul in maynd, i tray fɔ ol di gɔn. Kerɛn bin kik am na in fes wit pawa sote in ed flay go, ɛn i bin krɔs di bon dɛn na in nɛk.
  - Mm-yes scum, i disgust fɔ tɔch yu.
  Tasha bin klaym pan di ruf, bɔt i kam fɔ no wantɛm wantɛm se i dɔn let.
  - Na so bɔy, yu du am yusɛf.
  - Ɛnibɔdi de dɔŋ?
  - Dɛn kil ɔlman!
  "Den na taim fo get away so dat yu no go ron insaid di polis."
  Di sayrin dɛn bin de ala, bɔt lɛk ɔltɛm, di wan dɛn we de wok fɔ di lɔ bin kam let fɔ mek dɛn pul di sayrin dɛn.
  Di pikin dɛn we dɔn put dɛn wɛpɔn dɛn dɔŋ ɛn was dɛn finga prɛnt, dɛn go na di nɛks blɔk. Na tru se nɔbɔdi nɔ bin ebul fɔ tink se smɔl pipul dɛn we de beg ɛn we nɔ de du bad, jɔs dɔn kil wan big gang. Karen bin ivin jok se:
  - Maybe wi don tu old fo dis kain wok. Dɛn fɔ dɔn haya am frɔm di nɔsri.
  - Nɔto di stupidest aidia!
  Kerɛn bin pik wan fayn fon fɔ pe, bɔt i nɔ bin de rɔsh fɔ kɔl. I bin rili want ayskrim, ɛn i bay tu mega ayskrim. Na bin wan it we bin rili dia ɛn we gɛt sɛvin difrɛn tin dɛn fɔ ful-ɔp, bɔt di uman we de sɛl nɔ bin aks usay di pipul dɛn we bin rɔtin gɛt di mɔni. Biznɛs na biznɛs.
  Tasha bin gri fɔ mek dɛn slo.
  - Mek di bandit dɛm, we dɛn dɔn lan se dɛn dɔn pwɛl dɛn atak batalyɔn, tink tri tɛm bifo dɛn intafya bak.
  - I nɔ de mek a fred, di kɔntrari, yu kin gɛt da kayn gladi at de we yu de thrash bad pipul dɛn lɛk dat. Ɔl dis na skum, skum, parasayt na di bɔdi fɔ di pipul dɛn we de wok: yu kin kil dɛn witout ɛni hesitation.
  "A ɔndastand bak se i izi fɔ kil bad pipul dɛn." Misɛf na bin aksidɛnt, a nɔ bin gri fɔ mek aksidɛnt fɔ pikin we nɔ du natin.
  -Udat nid fɔ kil pikin?
  - Na bikɔs ɔf di ɛritaj. Na tru se dɛn fɛn ɔda kilman wantɛm wantɛm insted ɔf mi. Bɔku pipul dɛn de we de kil pipul dɛn na di wɔl.
  - Wan wɔriɔ de insay ɛvri bɔbɔ! Okay, mek wi kol bak.
  Dɛn go insay di kabin, Kerɛn dayɛl di nɔmba we dɛn sabi bak.
  - Duya kɔnɛkt mi to di bɔs, i bɛtɛ fɔ mek a ay ɔp, bifo a vɛks.
  - Wi de obe!
  Di vɔys we wi bin sabi bin de shek shek ɛn i bin rili gɛt pɔlitiks.
  - A de lisin to yu!
  - So, nau yu don veks mi, nau a de dimand wan handred milian in kes and no bi wan sen less.
  - Wi nɔ bin want fɔ atak yu, na ɔda gang.
  - Ɛn udat yu want fɔ ful? Fɔ lay, a kin mek di tin dɛn we a de aks fɔ mɔ ɛn mɔ. Wan ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti milyɔn frɔm yu.
  "A go kɔntakt Krɔch, ɛn wi go du lɛk aw i se."
  - Hurry up, siks! Ɛn nɔ tray fɔ bi kɔni, yu bɔdi dɛn go de mɔ, ɛn yu nɔ go ebul fɔ rich to mi!
  Afta wan minit, dɛn yɛri wan vɔys we nɔ fayn ɛn we de kray:
  - Krɔch se! Wetin wan fraer want!
  - Yu lɔs di drɔgs, we ful-ɔp wit big big lɔs. Imajin wetin go apin if di drɔgs dɔn ɛn di wan dɛn we de tek drɔgs go lɛf fɔ tek drɔgs bad bad wan.
  - Amagɛdɔn fulish tin! Ɛn wetin yu want?
  - Wan ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti milyɔn na kɔsh!
  - Kol! Nɔ fred!
  - Kɔvayd nɔ de ple wit di mafia.
  - Wan ansa we fit fɔ gɛt! Tu ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti pan mi pik fɛtman dɛn day, yu tink se dis na fɔgiv.
  - Get nyu wan, na inof scum de!
  - Pat pan am na tru! A laik yu, a de se yu join wi sindiket. Yu go tek di ples fɔ di Bea.
  - Na udat?
  - Di wan we tɔk to yu jɔs dɔn dɔn, naw yu kin kɔmand.
  - If dem kil yu so izi, den wetin bi di point fo join yu sindiket?
  - Ɛn fɔ mek wi fɔgiv, yu fɔ sav wi. If nɔto dat, i go izi fɔ yu fɔ gɛs wetin de wet fɔ yu.
  Karen bin tink bɔt am: fɔ jɔyn gang min fɔ lan bɔku tin bɔt di we aw di sindik de frɔm insay, ɛn sɔntɛm fɔ kam nia di lida dɛn. Fɛn di yunivas we dɛn tif. Bɔt i nɔto fulman, dɛn go ayd bɔku tin frɔm am ɛn dɛn nɔ go abop pan am. Pantap dat, dɛn go kil yu di fɔs chans we dɛn gɛt. Ɛn di lida dɛn nɔ go ɛva sho usay dɛn de.
  - I nɔ de apil to mi bɔku. Mek wi mit wit yu en Lizard wit Bee en tok togeda wich post we fit mi pas evri oda wan.
  Crutch grunt - na bin impudɛns.
  - Wetin if a se nɔ!
  - Dɔn yu kin se gudbai to drɔgs! A no mi valyu, lɛk aw yu bin biliv dis biɛn tɛm.
  Krɔch skrach in fɔɛd, sɔntɛm na in wok fɔ tif drɔgs, kɔsh mɔni, gold. So, udat i go pe? Bɔt na di ɔda say, na fulish tin fɔ nɔ gri, i bɛtɛ fɔ mek yu pas di ɛnimi, mek yu ful am ɛn kech am.
  - A go tɔk to yu pasɔnal! A op se yu sho yu wan.
  - A kin go wit mi galfrɛn?
  - Na tru se, i ivin bɛtɛ, kam witout wɛpɔn, a go gi mi wɔd fɔ ɔna.
  - Na di wɔd dɛn we wan haypa-tif in lɔ tɔk?
  - Yes haypa tifman! Yu no wetin dat min.
  - Bɔt a go lɛk fɔ si di Lizad ɛn di Bi bak.
  - Wetin mek dɛn nid dɛn?
  - Wetin if mi ɛn yu kam to wan agrimɛnt, ɛn dɛn kansel di disayd. Ɛn so tri pan di big big ɔtoriti dɛn wan tɛm na absolyut garanti.
  - Dɛn kin rili kapchɔ, mɔ Bi.
  - Ɔmɔs bilyan yu stil nid fɔ lɔs fɔ bigin tink pragmatik wan?
  - Nɔto atɔl, a go tray fɔ inflɔws dɛn, sɔntɛm dɛn go gri fɔ di mitin.
  Karen smayl, las las, dɛn go ebul fɔ go na di tred fɔ di mafia lida dɛn. Afta ɔl, i nɔ izi fɔ fɛn tin pas fɔ kil pɔsin.
  - Ɛn usay wi go mit?
  - Yu go fain out abaut dis na di very las moment.
  - Bɔt a go nid fɔ pripia bifo tɛm.
  - Nɔ pripia ɛnitin, yu go kam yu wan ɔ wit yu padi, ɔdasay wi nɔ go go na di mitin.
  - Aw a go no se yu dɔn rayp?
  - Kɔl wi insay siks awa, wi go gi ansa.
  - Wetin if dis na yu las wɔd...
  - Di Mafia nɔ de ripit tin tu tɛm! - Di kruk bin gnash in gold tit.
  - Den a gri, a de wet!
  Di ɔda say bin hang ɔp. Karen bin swɛ ɔnda in briz. Pan ɔl we in bɔdi bin yɔŋ ɛn in maynd bin de du tin, i bin ɔndastand se di mafia bin de pripia wan dɔti trik, we na kɔni trap, i nɔ bin izi fɔ mek di bad bad pipul dɛn ple ɔnɛs wan. Tasha bin kɔnfɔm wetin i bin de fred se:
  - Dɛn go ambush wi. Dɛn go tray fɔ kech yu layf layf wan ɛn afta dat dɛn go kil yu.
  - A ɔndastand dis misɛf, bɔt a fɔ go na di mitin.
  - Den fos wi go visit Krupskaya, maitbi shi go giv wi som advais.
  - Wi nid fɔ kɔt wi tel, dɛn de wach wi.
  Di bɔbɔ bin flɔt kɔmɔt na di pe fon ɛn rɔn go na di nɛks bɔt. Tu pipul dɛn bin de we dɛn bin wɛr blak glas. Dɛn bin de transmit sɔntin ɛn rikodɔm am na tɛp rikodɔ. Kerɛn, we nak di wɛpɔn dɛn kɔmɔt na dɛn an, ɛn ol di spay dɛn na dɛn trot:
  -Wetin bandit dɛn de du?
  Dɛn chok, bɔt we dɛn si se na bɔbɔ nɔmɔ de bifo dɛn, ivin titi, dɛn bin de gigl:
  - Wetin mek yu want fɔ smok na nɔsri?
  We di ɛjɛn tek wan drag frɔm in siga, i chuk am na di pikin in ni we nɔ gɛt natin. Karen nɔ bin fil di bɔn, i ol in finga dɛn ɛn brok dɛn wit wan shap muvmɛnt:
  - Wetin na ful yu go let go.
  Dis tɛm ya, Tasha kam nia di spay frɔm biɛn ɛn ol am in ia:
  - Wetin na thug, naw yu kin mɛmba ɔl yu gret gret granpa dɛn.
  I kray, ɛn di titi bigin fɔ twist in nɛk:
  - Yu de tel mi hu yu de wok fo?
  - Nɔ ebul fɔ du am. Di bandit bin de kray. - Wi bos go kil wi?
  Karen bin stɔp in tong:
  - Ɛn yu tink se wi nɔ go kil yu! Ɛn i rili de mek pɔsin fil pen.
  - Dɛn go kil ɔl wi famili dɛn.
  - If yu tɛl wi ɔltin, den Krɔch, Bi ɛn Lizad go dɔn day, nɔbɔdi nɔ go de fɔ gi di ɔda.
  - Yu don sabi? - Dɛn bin sɔprayz.
  - Na dat! So, usay di bɔs dɛn de?
  - Yu na jos pikin, yu no fit bia wit di gad dem.
  "Wi bin de dil wit yu, ɛn wi go pul di ɔda wikɛd spirit dɛn dɔŋ." So, yu go laik fo bi chops? - Karen layt wan pok di ejen na in nos, di nos bigin flɔ. I bin de kray se:
  - I nɔ fayn fɔ du am! Wi go tel yu evritin.
  Di spay dɛn bigin fɔ tɔk. Dɛn nɔ no usay di bɔs dɛn de, bɔt bɔku tɛm dɛn kin de na di Grummo kev dɛn, usay rial ɔndagrɔn fɔt ɛn labirint de. Bɔku pasej ɛn kɔridɔ dɛn de, so dat ivin if dɛn reyd ɔltin, di lida dɛn go ebul fɔ rɔnawe. Bɔku tawzin gad dɛn de.
  - Wɛl, i ɛp yu! - Di ejen flash in yay.
  Tasha bin nɔd in ed:
  - A no bɔt dis citadel, bɔt dɛn nɔ de de ɔltɛm. Bifo dat, dɛn kin lɛk fɔ ɛnjɔy dɛnsɛf ɛn waka waka na di siti. Bɔku tɛm, dɛn kin go na say dɛn we dɛn kin du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit ɔda pipul dɛn.
  - Dɛn kin kɛr raregal dɛn go na di pales, ɛn Bi na bayseksual, i lɛk pervɛshɔn ɛn torchɔ. - Na so di spay se. - Ivin pikin dɛm lɛk yu kin tek pat pan in sɛkshɔnal gem dɛm sɔntɛnde. So i lɛk fɔ mek dɛn sɔfa ɛn mek dɛn sɔfa. So guys, no mess wit am.
  - Ɔ sɔntɛm i bɛtɛ fɔ mek i nɔ mes wit wi. A lɛk bak fɔ mɔna impɔtant uman dɛn we gɛt pompo. - Karen ledɔm pan di lamppɔst, dɔn di bɔbɔ bigin fɔ bɛn am. Pan ɔl we di katun bin ebul fɔ du sɔntin, i nɔ bin izi, wan tik tik stɛl bin rili tinap tranga wan. Bɔt di pikin twist di post, ɛn dis mek di spay ala se:
  - Na big big trɛnk yu gɛt! Di bɔbɔ na supa!
  - Wetin yu bin tink? Dɛn bin tɛl yu ɔltin?
  - Wetin ɔda tin yu nid? Di lida dɛn kin fred bad bad wan fɔ tray fɔ kil pipul dɛn, i rili at fɔ ol dɛn.
  - Bɔt smɔl smɔl mafiosi dɛn de bak, pas infɔmeshɔn bɔt dɛn.
  Di spay dɛn bigin fɔ tɔk, ɛn Tasha tek tɛm luk dɛn fes, if ɛnibɔdi de lay, i kin swɛt dɛn an, ɛn mek i kranch.
  Wantɛm wantɛm dɛn nɔ bin de tɔk, tu bulɛt dɛn bin chuk di spay dɛn we nɔ bin gɛt laki dɛn chɛst, dɔn dɛn nak di pikin dɛn.
  - Wetin wi bi idiots! - Tasha bin swɛ. - Mis dis kayn dil.
  Kerɛn bin fil pen ɛn i nɔ bin tink, i rɔsh fɔ shot. Di big big motoka rɔsh, i bin op se i go lɔs insay di trafik, bɔt di bɔbɔ bin kech am insay bɔku tɛm we i bin de jomp wit pwɛl at.
  Kerɛn bin brok di winda wit wan karate kik ɛn i bin kɔt di drayva in fes. Di motoka slo. Di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ bigin fɔ twist di ed dɛn ɛn kɔt wan ɔ tu.
  Wan grenade bin bɔn insay, di wef bin trowe Kerɛn bak, smɔl smɔl pat dɛn bin kech in chɛst. Di bɔbɔ si di motoka bɔs ɛn bɔn wit ɔda motoka.
  -Yes, dis na big karaoke! - I bin se.
  Tasha bin wispa se:
  - Naw di polis go kam ron, mek wi get away.
  Bikɔs di pikin dɛn bin dɔn aksɛlayt to spid we pas di wan we dɛn bin de mek, dɛn rɔnawe kɔmɔt na di say we di aksidɛnt apin. As dɛn de rɔn, i bin tan lɛk se pipul dɛn nɔ bin de si dɛn. So dɛn rɔsh te dɛn rich na di bɛsin usay Krupskaya bin de du in majik. Na di ɛntrɛ dɛn slo. Di gad dɛn bin salut dɛn, dɛn bin de grit di bɔbɔ ɛn di gyal pikin lɛk se na dɛn na di wan dɛn we gɛt pawa pas ɔlman. Karen bin salut fɔ ansa se:
  - Kɔntribyushɔn fɔ di mishɔn, jentlman dɛm!
  Tasha bin ambɔg am se:
  - Wi nɔ dɔn ple wi rol yet te di ɛnd, so di mishɔn nɔ dɔn yet.
  - Okay, a bin de jok.
  Dɛn go insay di kɔridɔ, usay dɛn grit dɛn wit wan nyu ring fɔ sikyɔriti, we gɛt sɔm animal dɛn we gɛt layf we dɛn dɔn stɔf ɛn we dɛn tay tayt wit sawdɔst. Di monsta dɛn snɛf di bɔbɔ ɛn di gyal, dɔn dɛn ala se:
  - Kam insay!
  I bin gɛt layf insay, Krupskaya, lɛk ɔltɛm, bin de wok togɛda wit in ɛlda dɛn.
  Kerɛn nɔ bin ɛva stɔp fɔ sɔprayz fɔ si aw i pɔsibul fɔ mek da kayn gyal pikin de sabi fɔ du majik da kayn we de.
  - Wetin na Karen! - Krupskaya se wit wan vɔys we de ring. - Di katun in abiliti dɛn kam in handy?
  - Plɛnti! Wi bin ɔganayz di mafia - Nayt fɔ Lɔng Naif!
  -Yu gladi, Tasha?
  "A nɔ ɛva bi pɔsin we de kil pɔsin we de mek pɔsin fred da kayn we de." Na sɔntin!
  - A nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt ɛni ɔda tin. Yu bin gɛt bɔku fɛt-fɛt, ɛn dɛn bin dɔn bad fɔ di mafia. - Di yɔŋ witch we bin de na do bin grin.
  - Dem get wetin dem deserv.
  - Bɔt naw yu de go mitin na di very den of bandit.
  - Wi nɔ no usay ɛksaktɔli.
  - Yu go fain out! I go mɔs bi se na labirint dɛn we de ɔnda grɔn. Wan bad bad trap de wet fɔ yu de.
  - Wi ɔndastand dis, na dat mek Krupskaya kam to yu.
  - Okay, a go ɛp yu, witout west ɛni tɛm. Bɔt na sɔntin we yu fɔ tink bɔt.
  - Wetin rili?
  - Yu go gɛt fɔ tek di we aw big pipul dɛn tan;nɔbɔdi nɔ go tɔk to pikin dɛn.
  - I klia!
  - So, i impɔtant fɔ mek yu ebul fɔ sho yu supapawa nɔto jɔs na pikin dɛn bɔdi. Sɔntɛm, Kerɛn, yu nɔ go jɔs lan fɔ lɛk pɔsin insay big bɔdi, bɔt fɔ dɔnawe wit bɔku bɔku ɛnimi dɛn.
  - Wetin yu don sabi? Yu bin si am na di miro?
  - A guess, una ɔl bɔy pikin dɛn na di sem, ɛn we una bi man, una besik instinkt de sho insɛf.
  - Yu, tu, kin bi big pɔsin Krupskaya.
  - A nɔ gɛt di smɔl smɔl want yet, a dɔn ɔlrɛdi de ɛn a nɔ bin lɛk am! Yu distɛkt mi, bɔt i bɛtɛ fɔ sidɔm na chia ɛn rilaks.
  - Ɛn wetin?
  - A go du majik! Apat frɔm dat, wi nid fɔ ɛp Lɛnin smɔl.
  Di witch gyal spre in an, dɔn i pul in mobayl fon ɛn dayl di nɔmba:
  - Halo Vladimir Ilyich Di kilman man ɛn in wɛf dɔn kam, di target dɔn nia.
  - Di potion: tek di lava redi?
  - Ɔlrɛdi Yes!
  - Mek dɛn deliv am to mi!
  - Bay plen, beta ivin wan singl-sit faiya. Yu nɔ nid dat bɔku pan am. Pan ɔl we, sɔntɛm, wetin mek fɔ west petrol, a go sɛn revɛn, dis na strɔng drɔg, i tu at fɔ mek. A kin shot plen, bɔt udat go tink fɔ shot krawd.
  - Dat na big tin, bɔt fɔ naw a go dɔn fɔ modul di haypavayrɔs.
  Di smɔl majik uman we nem Krupskaya, bin chaj in padi dɛn, we na wan bɔy prɔfɛsɔ ɛn wan uman we de kil, wit majik.
  "If yu go nia dɛn as big pɔsin, dɛn nɔ go kil yu wantɛm wantɛm." Di mafia dɛnsɛf nid yu trɔs dɛn. Dɛn go tray fɔ ɔf yu, put yu na slip, dɔn dɛn go yuz fɔ mek yu sɔfa ɛn trɛtin fɔ swɛt infɔmeshɔn kɔmɔt pan yu bɔt usay di drɔg de, ɛn sɔntɛm mɔni.
  - I klia! - Karen bin intarop. - Bɔt aw wi fɔ akt?
  - כnכfכs, fכ bi ultra-berseks, yu nid fכ tek pikin in gכz bak. Mi majik nɔ pafɛkt ɛn a kin du wetin a ebul fɔ du naw.
  - Dis na bad tin. - Karen bin se.
  - Nɔ, wetin mek! - Tasha bin de agens am. - Di pikin imej nɔ de mɔna mi. On di kontri, i kul, Terminator gyal, bikos den a go mow down ol di enemi dem, en dem no go get taim fo fred.
  "Ɛn a bin want fɔ kik dɛn ɔn as big pɔsin." Apat frɔm dat, ɔltin smɔl naw ɛn a dɔn lɔs mi atrakshɔn to di fayn sɛks.
  - I nɔ bad, yu go gro ɛn ɔltin go wɛl fɔ insɛf, bɔt fɔ naw ɛnjɔy di ebul fɔ kil.
  "Wan smɔl prɔblɛm de pan mi majik: we yu nɔ de si yu, yu kin stil no yu layt silhouette wit rɛd layt.
  - Wetin du? - Ask di boi profesa.
  - Bɔdi dɛn kin wam ɛn dɛn kin pul ɔt ɔ infrarɛd raytin. I go mɔs bi se na dis na di rizin we mek.
  - Den evritin klia to mi. I sɔri di kɔlɔ fɔ di ban fɔ fridɔm, wi men wikɛdnɛs.
  - A nɔ ebul fɔ neutralize dis yet. A stil yɔŋ bay di standad we witch gɛt! - Krupskaya bin se wit smɔl smɔl tin.
  - Yes, rather na gyal pikin! Yu no wetin Lenin de du? - Na Kerɛn aks am.
  - Yes, i de mek kɔmpyuta vayrɔs ɛn pripia nyu saybanɛtik wɛpɔn dɛn.
  - Na ɔl dat?!
  - Nɔ, i kin blo volkeno bak, a ɛp am smɔl pan dis mata, bɔt in jɔnal yu tu kɔriɔs bɔbɔ.
  - Wetin mek a nɔto mɛmba na di tim?
  - Nɔ, bɔt dɛn kin kech yu, ɛn ɔnda torchɔ yu go tɔk tumɔs.
  - No amount of torment go split mi.
  "A op se na so, ɔdasay wi go gɛt fɔ pul yu." "Krupskaya bin tɔk wit jok, bɔt i tan lɛk se Kerɛn bin tek in opus siriɔs wan.
  - En yu redi fo kil mi?
  - Nɔto fɔ kil, bɔt fɔ sev frɔm sɔfa. Yu rili tink se ilɛksɛf una skata, yu go sev yu layf?
  - A nɔ go ɛva split ɛn betray Lenin in kɔz.
  - Den go fo am! Insai da tɛm de, drink dis. - Di gyal bin sav tu majik kilman wan tu-kɔlɔ drink.
  - Dis ɛliksi de mek di katun in abiliti dɛn bɛtɛ, pan ɔl we i de gi ɔda prɔpati dɛn, mɔ di ebul fɔ difrɛns di ɔda tin dɛn we nɔ izi fɔ si ɛn yɛri we wata drɔp dɛn de fɔdɔm na distans we na fayv mayl.
  - Wetin mek a nɔ bin ebul fɔ du dis?
  - We a bin de katun, a nɔ bin ebul fɔ du am to da mak de. Stɔp fɔ aks, drink sloslo, i swit.
  Karen tray am, i rili ivin tu swit - cloying, i tay yu tit.
  - Nɔ frown, infushɔn dɛn de we rili bita, bɔt dis bɛtɛ pasmak.
  - Ɛn a lɛk am, i tan lɛk se yu de chew fiributiko.
  - Ɛn wetin na am? Nɔ ɛva tray am. - Ask di boi profesa.
  - Na frut we nɔ kin bɔku ɛn we dia, i kin bia frut wan tɛm nɔmɔ ɛvri nayn ia. Dɛn kin mek wan fayn fayn tinchɔ wit am, we bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn kin drink.
  - Den a go definitli trai. I sɔri fɔ no se wi nɔ bin ɔda am na di rɛstɔrant.
  - Wi go stil gɛt tɛm. Yu no, a bin lɛk yu mɔ as big pipul, bɔt wetin na nɔmal tin nɔto kriminal!
  Tasha bin mek in fes kray:
  - Nɔ nid fɔ ful am, ivin na big pɔsin in bɔdi i essentially gɛt pikin in bren, ɛn dis kin ful-ɔp wit saykosis.
  - Biliv mi, Krupskaya, a rili stebul.
  - I kin bi inof! - Tasha bin se. - No bi taim fo wi go?
  - Na dat! Kɔl ɛn go na ɛlfaya fɔ dɛn. Bɔt tek tɛm, dɛn kayn tin ya kin slip dabl.
  - Ol trik! A rid bɔt am, pɔsin kin no am bay finga prɛnt.
  - Bɔt wi nɔ bin gɛt dɛn, apat frɔm dat, dis kin bi fek bak. Plastik ɔpreshɔn we dɛn kin du.
  - Dɔn di ayris na di yay. Yu no fit fake am so izi.
  - Wi nɔ gɛt ɛni ego! - Tasha bin se.
  - Ɛn di foto!
  - Na Kostylya nɔmɔ, na in opin pas ɔlman pan di tri. Yu kin si am. - Dɛn gi di titi wan blak ɛn wayt foto.
  - Nɔto bɔku, bɔt if wi abiliti shap, a go ebul fɔ difrɛns di aktɔ frɔm di ɔrijinal.
  - Na dat a de kaunt pan. Ɛn mɛmba se, dɛn kin tray fɔ ful yu wit gas, bɔt a chenj sɔntin na yu mɛtabolism - i nɔ go wok. Tek tɛm wit fluoride, i tu aktif, bɔt in jɔnal, nɔ bi di fɔs pɔsin fɔ strik. Mek di ɛnimi sho in kad dɛn.
  Tasha bin notis se:
  "Yu stil na gyal pikin, yu nɔ luk ol pas Kerɛn, bɔt yu de tɔk lɛk pɔsin we dɔn big ɔl."
  - Wichcraft de ol en rejuvenate di sem taim. Sɔm spɛl dɛn de we go mek a kɔntinyu fɔ yɔŋ sote go. - Krupskaya bin ansa.
  - Aw? - Tasha bin perk op. - Tich!
  - Absolutli, bot na afta yu komplit di task. Apat frɔm dat, yu nɔ de fred di chɔch fɔ revaŋg.
  - Yes, frɔm we a smɔl a bin de disgres prist ɛn prist. Ivin if Ɔlmayti de, i nɔ kin rili bisin bɔt in savant dɛn fɔ stɔp bɔku bɔku mɔni.
  - A gri wit dis, bɔt pipul dɛn de jɛlɔs. Yu nɔ go de na dis wɔl. Ɔlman kin ol, bɔt yu so yɔŋ.
  - A go sev. Di ɛlf dɛnsɛf yɔŋ sote go, bɔt nɔbɔdi nɔ de jɛlɔs dɛn, ɔ fɔ se, dɛn mek wi jɛlɔs!
  - Aw fɔ se, mɔ bikɔs dɛn nɔto pipul. - Krupskaya bin notis. - Aweva, mi ɛstɛt dɛn. - I indiket tri gyal pikin ɛn tu bɔy pikin. - Dɛn ɔndastand mi pafɛkt wan.
  Di pikin dɛn butu.
  - Dis na fɔ ɛkspɛkt. Yu go ebul fɔ tink bɔt nyu supa wɛpɔn lɛk mega-gravity laser?
  - Na onli ekstrakt frɔm supasivilizayshɔn. Bɔt fɔ naw, a aksidɛntli gɛt wan gnome. Di tin we dɛn fɛn valyu, bɔt te naw na di wangren wan. Ɛn a want fɔ lan aw fɔ pul tin dɛn we gɛt layf ɛn tin dɛn frɔm di spes wit rizin, ɛn nɔto lɛk aw kaprish fɔchɔ want.
  - I fayn fɔ kɔmɛnt! A want fɔ bi wizad bak. A kin rid insay magazin dɛn we dɛn kin trowe na di dɔti wan novel bɔt wan smɔl bɔbɔ we wik we ɔlman bin bit, vɛks, ɛn shem. Bɔt afta dat, wan mirekul apin, i bin dɔn ɛnd ɔp na wan skul we gɛt majik pipul dɛn ɛn bigin fɔ rep di wan dɛn we du in bad. Na tru se ivin de i bin gɛt wan strɔng ɛnimi, di jɛnɛral Sapirato ɛn bɔku pan in kɔmpin dɛn we bin de mek lɛk se i nɔ gɛt sɛns. Bɔt di Gotha Pir bɔy dɛn bin mek padi dɛn bak. Na so wan fayn fayn fɛt, a nɔ ebul wet fɔ si wetin go apin nɛks.
  - Na jɔs fayn fayn stori. Yu tink se di layf we wi de liv insay rial layf nɔ rili fayn pas ɛni fantasi? - Krupskaya bin se.
  - Nɔto dis biɛn tɛm! Wi yon de ivin kol pas dat! - Karen rol in yay. - Fɔ chalenj di wan dɛn we bin de terɔris wan kɔntri we gɛt fayv bilyan na sɔntin!
  - So nɔ fred! Lenin in kɔz go win bikɔs i rayt!
  Lamarca bin es in an ɔp. Di kɔl bigin fɔ bɔl mɔ ɛn mɔ, ɛn faya bigin fɔ bɔn. In ɛlda dɛn bin miks di tin dɛn we dɛn yuz fɔ mek di it insay flask dɛn, ɛn di bɔbɔ bin kɔl di rishɔ, di prɔpɔshɔn ɛn di angul dɛn fɔ rifrakshɔn na di kɔmpyuta. Ɔlman bin bizi, Kerɛn bin ivin sɔprayz:
  - En yu stil de tok. Nɔ, we wi win, a go mɔs bi wizad.
  "A go tek yu as studɛnt, bɔt no se if yu nɔ obe, a go bit yu wit stik ɔ ɛng yu na yu nos."
  - A gɛt big abiliti, a kin multiply big nɔmba dɛn na mi ed, pul rut, mɛmorize ɔl pej dɛn fɔ tɛks. - Karen bin bost. - Ɛn pan ɔl we a nɔ no di skul.
  - Yu get yu nof from di trash heap. - Tasha gigl, mek wan stupid jok.
  - Yɛs! Bɔt a nɔ de shem fɔ am. - Di prɔfɛsɔ bin de mentɛn in ple ple tɔyn.
  - En a graduet wit ona, so yu beta lisin to mi.
  - Natura maynd kin tek ples fɔ ɛdyukeshɔn, bɔt ɛdyukeshɔn nɔ go ɛva tek ples fɔ natura maynd! - Na Karen bin se insay Sɔkratis.
  - Ɛn yu na filɔsofa. Okay, bebi, yu fɔ negoshiet.
  - Drink sɔm mɔ pan dis, a nɔ rili no aw i de wok.
  - Ɛn gi wi sɔntin fɔ drink? - Karen bin pul in tit.
  - I de wok if yu cast shɔt spɛl. If yu mek mistek, i kin tɔn bak tɛm ɛn yu go kam bak fɔ wan awa.
  Karen bin mek in fes kray:
  - A rid bɔt dis bak, na sayɛns fikshɔn novel, gem nɔ de lid to ɛnitin gud ova tɛm. Wan kayn disintegration of rialiti de. Dat min se, na wan ples i tan lɛk se dɛn kil wi, dɔn wantɛm wantɛm i kin gɛt layf. So yu kin flay insay wan tɛm lɔp ɛn spin rawnd insay de sote go.
  - Rid less sayɛns fikshɔn! - Krupskaya bin intarop.
  - Eh! Day na advantej bak, fresh rialiti, nyu wɔl dɛm, bɔt a nɔ want fɔ slayv rawnd insay wan lɔp sote go, si di sem tin ɔltɛm. So i bɛtɛ fɔ mek Krupskaya lɛf sɔntin lɛk dis fɔ insɛf.
  - Mek a rid am na tranga taim! - Tasha bin tɔk wit disisiv wan.
  Krupskaya shek in ed:
  "So fa a don mek di kain spell we onli wok wen man cast."
  - Wetin du? - Tasha aks.
  - di fכm dεm fכ di bכdi εn di fysiolojikal strכkchכ. So lɛ di bɔbɔ tink if i nid ɔda ɛs ɔp in sliv ɔ if i lɛk fɔ nekɛd agens da kayn pawa de.
  - Ɔ sɔntɛm i de fred bikɔs di drink bita. - Tasha bin de tiz am.
  - Nɔ!
  - Ɛn i nid fɔ gɛt maynd fɔ drink am. - Krupskaya bin se.
  - OK den. A go drink, bɔt a nɔ go spɛl.
  - Yu rayt! Naw luk.
  Krupskaya bin briŋ wan glas to di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ. Pomegranate liquid we splash insay de:
  - Drink, fayn fayn wan.
  Karen pul, in trot bɔn smɔl ɛn i te lɛk blɔd. Di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ tek sɔm sip, i go izi ɛn i dɔn am.
  - I de mek pɔsin blo! A nɔ bin dɛf!
  -Naw yu get ful arsenal. Yu kin tek di kaw sef wan bay di ɔn dɛn.
  - Maybe wi kin get som kad, wi stil get taim.
  "I bɛtɛ fɔ mek yu bi big pɔsin rayt naw, so dat yu nɔ go spɛl tumɔs, ɛn yu go west yu ɛnaji."
  - Dat na rizin, go bifo.
  Di bɔbɔ ɛn di gyal pikin bin gro wantɛm wantɛm, ɛn dɛn bin gɛt rɛspɛkt fɔ dɛnsɛf as masta sabi bukman dɛn na layf.
  - Wel, naw yu kin du am fo moni.
  - I nɔ intrestin fɔ ple togɛda, Krupskaya, jɔyn wi.
  - Nɔ tɛm! Majik nid fɔ pe atɛnshɔn ɛn stɔdi ɔltɛm.
  - If dis na di kayn tin, yu nɔ ɔndastand wetin yu de mis.
  - Ɔl wetin yu fɔ du na fɔ bit di lynda! Skɔ tu-tri gem ɛn i bɛtɛ fɔ kɔmɔt de witout intres.
  - Tri gem dɛn!
  Dɛn kad ya nɔ bin tan lɛk di wan dɛn we de na dis wɔl, dɛn bin gɛt difrɛn difrɛn tin dɛn ɛn dɛn bin bɔku, dɛn bin gɛt wan ɔndrɛd ɛn twɛnti-ɛit pat dɛn wit wan ful sɛt fɔ ɔfisa dɛn ɛn pawa minista dɛn, 4 pipul dɛn we de jok.
  Di gem drɛg go, Karen bin no aw fɔ bi kɔni ɛn tif, Tasha insɛf nɔ bin slow, dɛn ɔl tu kɔmɔt na sɔm kayn kriminal ɛnvayrɔmɛnt. Di man win di fɔs gem, di gyal win di sɛkɔn wan. Di tɔd wan na bin di wan we lɔng pas ɔl ɛn i bin traŋa pas ɔl, bɔt ɔltin bin go lɛk aw dɛn bin dɔn plan. Na ya Krupskaya bin intavyu we i nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt.
  - Yu de tif ɛn yu de kɔni. Yu tink se dis pɔsibul we yu tink bɔt yu kɔmpin fɛtman? A de ban kad, ɛn yu nɔ go ple ɔda gem.
  - Jɔs tray! - Karen hiss threateningly ɛn tray fɔ grap.
  Di dɛk bin lɔs wantɛm wantɛm, i bin tan lɛk se wan man we lɔng ɛn brayt sholda bin stɔp wit in fut dɛn na grɔn.
  - Lɛk dis! - Na so di yɔŋ majik uman se. - Gambling na frɔm di bourgeoisie ɛn i de kɔrɔpt morally. Ɛn sɔm pipul dɛn kin pwɛl pipul dɛn mɔni.
  - I go mɔs bi se i rayt. Wi nid fɔ mek Kerɛn gɛt layf bak. - Tasha se wit wan briz.
  Ilɛk wetin pɔsin se, natin nɔ de fɔ agens.
  - Frɔm naw a de ple kad nɔmɔ wit ɛnimi dɛn.
  - Naw go kol, di taim de kam.
  Karen ɛn Tasha bin go insay di big big Battleship motoka ɛn rɔn go na di fon we dɛn de pe fɔ. Dɔn Kerɛn chenj in maynd:
  - I nɔ rili rili, i bɛtɛ frɔm mobayl fon.
  - Dɛn go fɛn wi kwik kwik wan.
  - Dɛn nɔ go risk fɔ atak, if di mafia gɛt hit na di tit, den tek tɛm.
  -Yu de mek asɔmpshɔn tumɔs.
  - Bɔt pan ɔl dat, a go dayl di nɔmba, a shɔ se dɛn de kip ɔl di pe fon dɛn ɛni we.
  - Sɔntɛm yu rayt, wi kɔnfidɛns go mek di mafia akɔmod mɔ.
  We di ɔda ɛnd tek di fon, Kerɛn bark.
  - Krɔch to mi!
  Oddly enough, dem bin konekt kwik, "Crutch" bin rili frenli.
  -Una na di big big wɔriɔ dɛn?
  - Wi nɔ nid kɔmplimɛnt, bɔt wi nid fɔ du sɔntin.
  - Wi go mit una ɔl tri. Mi kɔleja dɛn bin gi wan garanti.
  - Usay?
  - Na di ɔndagrɔn fɔt na Grummo, na di mawnten dɛn we nɔ de fa frɔm di siti.
  - Wetin mek nɔto na di kapital sɛf?
  - Ilɛkshɔn de kam nia, di prɛsidɛnt we de naw tu tɛmpt fɔ arɛst wan pan di mafia bɔs dɛm ɛn dat go mek i go ɔp in lɔw raytin.
  - I klia! Na big tin insted of rial wok.
  - Na di polisi dat!
  - Politiks na di art of deception, lai na di hat of ilekshon, slander na dia blood! - Karen flash di wɔd bak.
  - A lɛk fɔ dil wit smat pipul dɛn. A op se wi go ebul fɔ rich wan agrimɛnt kwik kwik wan.
  - Di fasta, na di bɛtɛ fɔ yu.
  - Yu de kam yu wan?
  - Wit wan padi!
  - Dis suit wi. Trust ɛn mek yusɛf de na os. Na de wi gɛt wan mɔs laŋaj pales ɔnda grɔn, kiŋ in chamba dɛn, we bɛtɛ pas we ivin di prɛsidɛnt fɔ di stet nɔ gɛt, ɛn i nɔ gɛt.
  - Wetin na dis prɔgrɛs? Yu kin mek bɔku mɔni wit blɔd.
  - Yes, nɔto smɔl. If yu jɔyn wi gang, yu go gɛt mɔ mɔni.
  - If wi nɔ skru!
  - Ustɛm yu go de wit wi?
  - Wi don de on wi way oredi!
  - Wi ɛlikopta dɛn go de wit yu.
  Kerɛn bin kam fɔ no se dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi fɛn dɛn, ɛn twɛnti "pinwil" dɛn bin de flay ɔp.
  - Na so di mafia de fred wi.
  - Fɔ fred na di papa fɔ et - nɔ flat yusɛf, Karen.
  Di fɔma bɔy prɔfɛsɔ, we bin dɔn bi man, luk Tasha ɛn fil bak se i jɔs want fɔ du am na in bɔdi. Bɔt di we aw di mitin bin de nia di nɛtmɛr mafia nɔ bin alaw dis filin fɔ tek am kpatakpata. Fɔ mek i nɔ tink bɔt mami ɛn dadi biznɛs, i bigin fɔ tɔk bɔt wɛpɔn dɛn:
  - Mɔlti-layer yuraniɔm kɔr bulɛt dɛn kin wok, bɔt dɛn tu dia. Much beta fit, simpul brek fos en no less destructive fos en cheap.
  - A dɔn dil wit ɔl kayn wɛpɔn ɛn a kin se di aim fɔ bulɛt we de bɔn, wɔs pas di wan fɔ yuraniɔm bulɛt. Na ya di men rol na di density ɛn di fɔs spid de ple, natin nɔ de fɔ mek di kɔr we dɛn mek wit yuraniɔm we dɔn dɔn gɛt ay spɛsifi k graviti, we de mek di bulɛt in fɔs spid ɛn di flay rɛnj go ɔp.
  Bɔt dɛn prayz ay ɛn di wan dɛn we dɛn kin yuz na di ami na, as lɔ, na lid ɔ stɛl we dɔn ol.
  - A biliv se i nɔ go te igen wi go ebul fɔ mek bɔm frɔm yuraniɔm! Dis na fayn fayn tin!
  "I go rili bad da tɛm de, nɔ, mi bɔy pikin, pre mek dis kɔp pas wi."
  Di motoka bin stɔp na trafik jam we di polis fos di motoka dɛn fɔ muf go na sayd. Dɔn bak, dɛn bin blok di rod fɔ ɛp.
  "I luk laik se di mafia don won di polis se wi de in fo sirios reid."
  - Ɛn wan ol ami fɔ fɛt fɛt, we, bɔt, nɔ so de mek pɔsin fred.
  Ɛlikopta dɛn bin de mɔ ɛn mɔ, ɛn dɛn nɔmba bin de kam nia wan ɔndrɛd.
  - Aw dɛn bin de rawnd di gɔfa dɛn! - Tasha bin tɔk.
  - Wan ol ami fo tu? Yes, us kain gophers wi bi, dem no fit ivin kol wi layon, no animal dem de we dem go send wan handred "turntables". - Karen bin ala.
  - Na so i bi, bɔt wi nɔ ivin gɛt wɛpɔn!
  - Nɔto wɛpɔn wi? Di bɔm we de pwɛl pas ɔl na mɔtalman bren!
  - Ɛn yu na sofist! Dɛn bɔn am di rɔng tɛm!
  - Rayt! I bɛtɛ tumara bambay, a go win di spes. Bɔt bikɔs Krupskaya bin prɔmis fɔ yɔŋ sote go, sɔntɛm a go rili liv fɔ si dis gladi at.
  "Dis na kɔrej, pan ɔl we day go de bifo." Jɔs tink, togɛda ɛn wit an dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, agens at least wan divɛlɔpmɛnt.
  - Valor de bit kwantiti!
  Di mawnten dɛn we de ɔp bin de fa fawe, na ya di siti-labirint we de ɔnda grɔn na Grummo bin de. Dɛn bin de kam nia, ɛn we dɛn de go, dɛn bin de kam mit chɛk-point dɛn we gɛt tank dɛn, gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf, ɛn wan pan dɛn na wan "Turtle" we gɛt sɛvin howitzer muzzles. Dɛn nɔ bin ivin slo dɛn, na wan man ɛn in wɛf nɔmɔ dɛn aks fɔ slo ɛn dɛn bin de skan dɛn wit reda.
  Sojaman dɛn bin de we wɛr ami yunifom ɛn kaw dɛn bin de we wɛr lɛda jakit ɛn T-shirt, we dɛn pɔmp wit anabolik stɛroyd ɛn lod wit wɛpɔn dɛn. Kerɛn bin ivin kɔnfyus:
  - Ɛn ustɛm dɛn bin ebul fɔ pripia fɔ wi mitin?
  - Yes, dɛn de akt kwik, bɔt a fɔ se na Grummo, ɔndagrɔn labirint ɛn pawaful bɔnks dɛn dɔn de fɔ ɔndrɛd ia. Dɛn mek dis strɔng ples fɔ protɛkt di kapital siti.
  - Dɔn i kin klia mɔ ɔ smɔl. Wi kin jɔs blem wi kɔrɔpt jenɛral dɛn.
  - Jɛnɛral na di pipul dɛn we wikɛd pas ɔl, we prawd ɛn di sem tɛm we dɛn de tink bɔt dɛnsɛf.
  We dɛn bin de na di las say usay dɛn bin de chɛk dɛn, dɛn bin tek ɛkstrem rayt fɔ dɛn ɛn di motoka.
  Dɛn bin tek tɛm mek di say we dɛn de go insay di kev. Bɔt di get we de slayv opin ɛn di motoka drayv insay.
  Insay de, wan big rod bin de, we spɔtlayt dɛn bin de shayn brayt brayt wan, ɛn i bin de go dɔŋ.
  Di gad dɛn bin de rɔn rawnd na di sayd dɛn, mashin gɔn ɛn gɔn pletfɔm dɛn bin de, ɛn na sɔm say dɛn, pipul dɛn we de trowe faya bin de kɔmɔt na do.
  - Wetin mek dɛn bin de fred so? - Karen twirl in finga na in tɛmpul.
  Fɔ dɔn, dɛn rich na di garaj, dɛn mek in wɔl dɛn wit gold, ɛn dɛn mek di siling wit miro. Wan duzin gyal pikin dɛn, we wɛr swimsuit we dɛn drɛs wit rial ɔ fek jɔyri, bigin fɔ polish di motoka, ɛn dɛn ay il krɔs sus dɛn bin de ple ple tap pan di gold tayl dɛn.
  Na ya ivin Tasha bin shem, i bin tan lɛk to am se i nɔ drɛs fayn fayn wan.
  Kerɛn, we bin dɔn yus fɔ go difrɛn prɛzɛntɛnshɔn dɛn, difrɛn frɔm dat, bin fil se i gɛt kɔnfidɛns, i bin jɔs de pinch in kɔla smɔl ɛn rɔb in trans-tɔrtɔys shel lɛda sus. (Trans-tɔl na animal we gɛt krokodail in mɔt ɛn ɛlastik shɔɛl; in skin, if dɛn kɔt am wit waks ɔ ivin klin wata, i kin bigin fɔ shayn.)
  Di gyal pikin dɛn rili nɔ bin ebul fɔ pul dɛn yay pan di fayn fayn man;Karen bin luk fayn - wan fayn bɔbɔ tɔn to wan wɔndaful man. Tasha bin wɔndaful bak ɛn i bin de waka wit briz. Wan uman we wɛr blak glas we kɔba di flɔ na in fes bin kɔmɔt na di mitin. Insay in vɔys we saf lɛk gras we de rɔsh, i se:
  - Na mi go bi yu gayd. Fɔ fala mi, if nɔto dat, yu go gɛt prɔblɛm.
  - As pikin, a bin gɛt fɔ waka rawnd kev ɛn labirint. A go fɛnɔt am sɔm kayn we! - Karen ansa wit maynd.
  - Wetin na rud wɔd fɔ hang rawnd? Yu kin jɔs se waka. - Di ledi smayl ivin waid. Tasha bin lɛk am, i bin lɛk pipul dɛn we gɛt sɛns, mɔ uman dɛn.
  Tu big big ɔrk dɛn bin kam nia dɛn, ɛn sho se dɛn want fɔ go wit dɛn. Bikɔs ɔrk dɛn na wan trayb we de day, Tasha ɛn Kerɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ luk dɛn. Pan ɔl we dɛn animal ya bin gɛt bɔku bɔku fang dɛn, dɛn bin de luk fayn fayn wan. Dɛn bin drɛs bak fayn fayn wan wit fayn fayn yunifom dɛn we gɛt ɔda ɛn mɛdal dɛn we gɛt spak spak jɔlɔs.
  - Yu fɔ bi ɔfisa if yu fɔ gɛt bɔku bɔku awɔd dɛn. - Na Karen aks am. - Ɔ rayz am ɔp!
  - Nɔ, nɔ! Di ork we de waka na di rayt wisɛf. - Dis na jɔs kamoflaj, purely fɔ biuti. Dɛn bin gi wi di wok fɔ mit di gɔst dɛn we gɛt valyu pas ɔl na di sindik.
  - Ɛn i tan lɛk se wi fit fɔ du am!
  - Na dat!
  -Yu don mit jenerol, marshal, minista?
  - Yes, dem en ivin di preziden!
  - Na so, dem se di bes we fo sev moni na to bestow pawa. Ɛnibɔdi we sev pan brayb kin bi begman! - Karen se wit wan sigh.
  -Yu bi bay eni chans prezidensi kandidet? - Di lef orc aks.
  - Nɔ! Wetin mek yu bin tink da we de!
  - I de pen se yu get nais stail, laik profeshonal politiks man.
  - Di difrɛns bitwin pɔlitiksman ɛn prostitut na di mɔni we dɛn de chaj di klaynt.
  - Dɛn dɔn notis am dip wan! - Orc bin gri.
  Dɛn go na di ɔndagrɔn steshɔn, gad dɛn bin de de, ivin sɔm ɔdasay klɔmsi, bɔt rɔbɔt-kumisha dɛn we de mek pɔsin fred. Ɛni wan pan dɛn gɛt 4 mashin gɔn dɛn ɛn wan mashin we dɛn kin yuz fɔ trowe faya, pan ɔl we dɛn tu dia ɛn dɛn nɔ gɛt sɛns fɔ rial wɔ. Afta dɛn dɔn butu, dɛn sidɔm na wan kat we ful-ɔp wit bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn we de wok fɔ dɛn, uman dɛn we de du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit ɔda pipul dɛn, ɛn gad dɛn. I bin de shayn wit gold insay, silva na do, myuzik bin de ple, ɛn wan big skrin bin de shayn.
  - Wetin yu wan wach pan sayba vidio? - Ask di ledi we bin de wit dɛn.
  - A! Karen bin de shem. - Want! Porn fantasi akshɔn fim.
  - I bɛtɛ if yu nɔ gɛt pɔn! Tasha nɔ bin gri wit dis. - Dis nɔ fayn fɔ du.
  - Wel, a de se yu fɔ wach wan shɔt pat pan di nyu blɔkbasta, dis ay-spid tren we yu nɔ go gɛt bɔku tɛm.
  - Ɛn na ya yu gɛt wan sabwɔd!
  - Yes, sɔm layn dɛn de go difrɛn say dɛn na do na di siti. Yu nɔ bin dɔn go na di sabwɔd?
  Karen bin want fɔ se a nɔ de mek dɛn pikin dɛn we nɔ gɛt fut na strit (insay dis wɔl i bin de mɔ na bɔbɔ in bɔdi pas big pɔsin!) fɔ go na di sabwɔd, bɔt i bin ebul fɔ slip pas tu-tri tɛm. Bɔt if na ya na di ɔndagrɔn tɔŋ we di mafia dɛn de di steshɔn dɛn bin fayn lɛk na fayn fayn stori, dat min se na di siti di "sabwɔ" bin rili dak, pan ɔl we i klin.
  Pan ɔl we di blɔkbasta bin de shayn wit spɛshal ifɛkt, di mɛtro steshɔn dɛn we pas we dɛn kin sav bak as fim skrin seva.
  - Jɔs tink bɔt aw i kɔst bɔku blɔd ɛn kray wata! - Karen bin notis.
  - Nɔ mek dat wɔri yu! Fɔ mek pɔsin fayn, i nid fɔ sakrifays! Di mɔ yu de shed di pipul dɛn blɔd, na di mɔ di sivilizayshɔn dɛn de jɛntri.
  - Flawed logic, wetin mek yu nɔ kil yu yusɛf?
  - Di lɔ fɔ layf se - liv strɔng ɛn smat. Ɛn di mafia strɔng ɛn smat pas ɔlman, ɛn na dat mek dɛn fɔ dominate.
  - Te da tɛm de!
  Dɛn rich kwik kwik wan, ɛn gad dɛn grit dɛn bak, dɔn ɔrk dɛn de fala dɛn, ɛn dis na uman we strenj smɔl. I klia se i de tray fɔ mek dɛn tɔk.
  - Yu bin de wok na di ami?
  - Na dat! - Na Karen ansa am.
  - Wan ɔfisa!?
  - Wetin mek a de luk lɛk prayvet pɔsin?
  - Ɛn i kil!
  - A gɛt at le fɔ ɔndrɛd bɔdi pan mi!
  - Wel done, na rial hiro.
  - Dɛn bin laki se a bin fɛt tu smɔl!
  - Ɛn yu? - Di gayd tɔn to Tasha.
  - Na ɔfisa bak!
  - Kɔmbat?
  - Na dat! If yu want fɔ no, a kil fayn fayn wan, pan ɔl we i nɔ de briŋ gladi at.
  - Wetin bɔt gladi at?
  - Na gladi gladi de! We di fɛt de go i kin fayn, bɔt afta dat i kin mek pɔsin nɔ gladi. Aweva, a nɔ bin kil disɛnt pipul dɛn.
  - So, disɛnt pipul na di men ɛnimi fɔ di mafia. - I bin tan lɛk se di uman wink, pan ɔl we dis nɔ bin de biɛn di blak glas. Dɔn i nɔ tɔk natin, ɛn tek wan drag frɔm in tik siga.
  Dis tɛm ya, dɛn bin de waka na wan rial kɔt, we fɔ tru, i bin fayn, bɔt i bin tu ol. Na ya pɔsin kin si bildin dɛn we ol ɔl, bɔku aydɔl dɛn ɛn ston bol dɛn.
  Dɔn di land bin kam fɔ bi mɔdan ɛn gladi at. Di nɔmba fɔ di jɔlɔs ɛn peint dɛn we bin de na di wɔl dɛn bin bɔku bak.
  - Nɔto bad ya! - Karen bin notis. - Wetin yu tink?
  - Dis na di swet ɛn blɔd fɔ bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn ɛn biliɔn pipul dɛn mek am. Yu no Karen, a kin lɛk fɔ fid di pipul dɛn pas fɔ drayv dɛn kayn jɛntri de ɔnda grɔn.
  - Yes, dis na kraym! Dɛn pipul ya nid fɔ pɔnish! Ayd di nashɔnal trɔs frɔm pipul dɛn.
  Di orc mumbled somtin inaudibly. I nɔ klia if i gri ɔ, difrɛn frɔm dat, i nɔ gri wit am. Ilɛksɛf i bi, Prɔfɛsɔ Karen bin mekɔp in maynd fɔ pwɛl dis snek dɛn nɛst mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Wan afta di ɔda wan dɛn waka na sɛvin ol dɛn. Start wit di rɛd, layn wit rubi ɛn dɔn wit di brayt pepul fɔ di rare prɛshɔ ston dɛn - kyphorica, di blu hal na bin safaya. Dɛn bin kɔba di flo wit kap dɛn we gɛt bɔku bɔku tik dɛn we dɛn mek wit sɛns, so Kerɛn bin rigrɛt se i nɔ de insay bɔbɔ in bɔdi, ɔdasay i go waka pan dɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn fil di fayv dɛn de tikl di pikin dɛn il.
  Na ya pan wan, dɛn dɔn ɛmbroyd wan fɛt-fɛt say we dɛn de fɛt na di nevl wit di we aw dɛn de yuz kanɔn ɛn katapult. Di wud ship bin de bɔn ɛn split, di mast we dɛn kɔt bin de fɔdɔm, ɛn na di fɔs ples tu kapten dɛn bin de hack go - wan uman we gɛt blak ia we dɔn brok ɛn wan man we gɛt wan yay wit fes we rili disgust.
  - Dis na tru tru stori, Firman in gyal pikin ɛn Skunk bin kam togɛda! "Di uman we wɛr dak glas we bin de fala dɛn bin notis. I bin tan lɛk to Kerɛn se pan ɔl we i bin de tɔk saful saful, i tan lɛk kɔbra.
  - Udat win?
  - Firman in gyal pikin - Chenj! - I bin bi wan lɛjɛnd fɔ filibusters. Di Akpatriak bin swɛ am, dɔn dɛn bin tek majik pipul dɛn, majik man dɛn, ɛn majik pipul dɛn agens am. Natin nɔ bin ebul fɔ stɔp am. Dɔn i lɔs wantɛm wantɛm, dɛn se dɛn kil am, trowe am na di si ɛn animal dɛn we de it am it am, ɛn akɔdin to wan ɔda we, na wan spɛshal ship tek am.
  - Bifo dat, di las tin na dat hiro nɔ de day so izi.
  - Sɔntɛm!
  Di nɛks tin we dɛn bin si na di ɔndawɔl we dimɔn dɛn de, ɛn di dɛbul dɛn bin de mek sina dɛn sɔfa ɔl di we dɛn we dɛn ebul, nɔto pipul dɛn nɔmɔ, bɔt dɛn bin de mek ɔda pipul dɛn we de ripresent ɔda wɔl dɛn sɔfa. Speshali, dɛn bin tɔk klia wan bɔt di sɔfa we di ɛlf dɛn bin de sɔfa.
  - Big big! - Karen bin se. - Wetin mek dɛn et dɛn kayn tin ya?
  - Na dɛn wan ya? - di uman gayd aks.- Yes, bikɔs wan tɛm dɛn bin go na wi planɛt, bɔn wan ol bɔnch af-af brid. Dis bin mek dɛn kil pipul dɛn wit krayzi, ɛn afta dat, wan sik we bin kil tu-tɛd pan mɔtalman.
  - Gud! Na tru se a yɛri se na wan pan ɔl tri pipul dɛn nɔmɔ day.
  - Fɔs ivin less, ɛn afta dat vampaya dɛn apia, dɛn drink fayn fayn blɔd.
  - Vampaya, bɔku fim dɛn dɔn mek bɔt dɛn.
  - Ɛn di rial tin wɔs, bikɔs dɛn ebul fɔ infɛkt pipul dɛn wit dɛn vayrɔs.
  - Fiaful! - Karen ivin twist in fes.
  - So na wan fɛtman ya! Dɛn bin pwɛl dɛn monsta dɛn ya jɔs bikɔs dɛn bin mek ɔda supabasilis agens dɛn, i bin de atak vampaya dɛn we dɛn pik, ɛn i bin de kil dis trayb. A fɔ se dɛn tin ya nɔ ebul fɔ pwɛl pas mɔtalman fayv tɛm, ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat, dɛn kin bɔn pikin lɛk rat. Nɔ tɛnki to di Chɔch fɔ Tri Laytin, i sev wi frɔm dis bad bad sik!
  - Ɛn a no se ɔda wɔl dɛn de usay ɔl sivilizayshɔn dɛn fɔ vampaya dɛn de.
  - Tasha bin se.
  - Na tru, bɔt udat no wetin! - Di gayd bin fɔdɔm kwayɛt wan.
  Kerɛn bin waka na di kap ɛn fil gladi smɔl mɔ. Wetin bin apin afta dat na wan tin we bin apin na wan ples usay dɛn de du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs di we aw Gɔd nɔ want, usay mared pipul dɛn bin de du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit ɔda pipul dɛn we bin de mek dɛn fred. Tasha bin notis se:
  - Dis na simbolik! Fɔs, mek di ɔndawɔl fred, dɔn yu fɔ du bad bad tin dɛn ɔlsay.
  - Na tru se dis na paradays fɔ di ilit dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi bi. Fɔ bɔku mɔni wi kin bay fɔgivnɛs fɔ sin, dis kin mek wi gɛt ɔlkayn gladi-at afta wi dɔn day.
  - Na so i bi! Dɔn i rili izi fɔ mek wi sev! Mɔni de! - Karen slap in bulging poket.
  - Okay, jentlman, naw wi go enta di hall of miro, ol di wol dem we de insay de giv riflεkshɔn, ɛn wan kruk wan, a tink se dis go amuse una.
  Di golden doa opin en di gyal dem enta di wold of surrealism. Fɔ tru, sɔntin bin de fɔ kray bɔt ya, dɛn bin strɛch ɛn strɛch, bɛn ɛn twist, inflated ɛn kɔba wit tubercles. Jɛnɛral wan, nɔto wan stret kɔna bin de, nɔto wan klia layn bin de. Karen bin rili gladi ɛn i nɔ bin ebul fɔ ɛp bɔt i bin laf.
  I bin stil fil lɛk smɔl bɔbɔ we gɛt big bɔdi. I bin ivin bigin fɔ jomp ɔp ɛn dɔŋ. Tasha pul in sliv:
  - Biev fayn fayn wan.
  - Aw na dat?
  - Lɛk big pɔsin!
  - Kwik kwik wan!
  Wan pan di kruk miro dɛn bin mek pipul dɛn pe atɛnshɔn to am mɔ ɛn mɔ. Na de dɛn sheb di man to twɛnti pat, ɛn dɛn miks dɛn insay wan kaleidoscope. Karen stik in tong, i kɔmɔt biɛn in mɔt, kɔba, ɛn tan lɛk boa kɔnstrikt we dɔn swɛla rɔbish.
  - I de fani! Nyu kɔmbat limb!
  - OK! Na big big bɔbɔ yu bi. Mek wi go fast fast.
  Ɛn di mɛsenja dɛn bin de rɔn kwik kwik wan. Dis tɛm ya, di ɔl we gɛt miro dɛn bin rɔsh pas dɛn ɛn i bin tan lɛk se i nɔ gɛt ɛnd.
  - Dis na futurism! - Karen bin notis.
  - As yu se!
  Dɔn dɛn pas di jim, wit bɔku impɔtant mɔsulman dɛn. Difrɛn atlet dɛn bin de ya, bɔt, as lɔ se, na tu man ɛn uman dɛn bin de. Di gyal pikin dɛn nɔd ɛn luk Kerɛn wit kɔmɛnt. I ivin pul in jakit fɔ gud mɛzhɔ. Dɛn bin gi Tasha atɛnshɔn bak, bɔt nɔbɔdi nɔ bin mek kɔstik jok - disiplin. Dɔn dɛn fɛn dɛnsɛf na di pales bak, dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi de insay di stayl fɔ rap, hevi mɛtal, pank! Ɔltin gɛt bɔku bɔku kɔlɔ ɛn i de mek lɛk se i de mek lɛk se i de, i bin tan lɛk se ɔltin want fɔ brok di rɛkɔd fɔ ɛkstravagans, ɛn us skapul dɛn go mek ɛni avant-garde atis hang insɛf wit jɛlɔs.
  - Mek wi go! Bad teist! - Tasha bin tɔk wit disisiv wan.
  - Ɛn a lɛk! - Karen bin intarop.
  - Wetin mek yu de ɛnjɔy dis kayn bad bad teys?
  - Yu nɔ tink! Oh, Tasha, yu prɔblɛm na dat yu tu strikt ɛn akademik. Bɔt di mafia nɔ de fred ɛnitin pan nyu tin dɛn we de apin na art.
  - Dis nɔ go ebul fɔ tek am! Bɔt i de mɔna mi.
  Fɔ dɔn, dɛn pas wan ɔda ɔl, dɔn wan ɔda ol. Ɛn leta wi bin si wisɛf na wan rial stediɔm. Tu duzin tank dɛn ɛn bɔku bɔku sojaman dɛn bin de de. Dɛn bin layn insay triangul, skwea ɛn rank. Gɔn dɛn bin de we bin de stik na di ayt we di dome bin de. Ɛn na di sɛnt sɛf na di masta dɛn fɔ layf: tri mafia big big pipul dɛn we de kɔntrol wan kɔntri we de tek lɛk af pan di planɛt. Na dɛn na di masta fɔ layf ɛn day. Na do dɛn nɔ kin rili impɔtant, wit blak glas we de kɔba di flɔ na dɛn fes, di man dɛn gɛt nos we fiba predatory beak. Di bi jɔs de luk bad, i gɛt dabul chin, i nɔ kin at fɔ si atɔl.
  - Ɛn na dɛn wan ya we fulman dɛn kin shek bifo! - Karen bin spit wit disgres.
  Dɛn bin kɔba di lida dɛn wit tik transparent klos, we at le wan mita tik wit yay. Pan ɔl we i nɔ bin izi fɔ ɔndastand wetin dɛn bin de fred frɔm wan man ɛn gyal we nɔ gɛt wɛpɔn.
  - Na di rat dɛn ya! - Di yɔŋ prɔfɛsɔ wispa. "I strenj fɔ si dis kayn kɔvayd."
  - Dɛn jɔs de tek tɛm pas aw dɛn de mɛzhɔ! - Tasha bin notis. - Di tin dɛn we dɔn apin dis biɛn tɛm dɔn mek dɛn fred.
  - So, wetin if wi apia insay pikin in klos, dɛnsɛf go fred ɛn tret so?
  - I pɔsibul, ivin mɔ.
  - Skumbag dɛn! A nɔ ivin ɔndastand wetin mek dɛn rɛspɛkt dɛn!
  - Shut up, i pɔsibul se dɛn de bɔg wi.
  Ɔl di tri bɔs dɛn put dɛn ɛdfɔn, di sojaman dɛn ɛn di bɔbɔ dɛn es dɛn wɛpɔn, di tank dɛn bigin fɔ spin. Di sojaman dɛn bin rawnd dɛn kpatakpata, ɛn ivin tri rɔket lansa dɛn bin apia. I tan lɛk se di bandit dɛn bin pe tribute to di fred we dɛn bin de fred bay we dɛn bin de rat dɛn wɛpɔn dɛn. Di tri pipul dɛn es dɛn an fɔ grit, dɔn Krɔch adrɛs dɛn se:
  - Wetin mek di yɔŋ fraters dɛn kam ya?
  - As if yu nɔ no yusɛf! - Karen ansa wit wamat.
  - Wetin mek a fɔ tɛl yu?
  - Fɔ gɛt yu shea pan mɔni. Bilɔn fɔ drɔgs ɛn fɔ bi mɛmba na kriminal gɔvmɛnt.
  - Yu quirks dem kul.
  - Wetin mek wi fɔ west tɛm pan trifles!
  Na ya di Lizad tek di tɔk:
  - I fayn fɔ breyd yu wing dɛn lɛk dat! Yu kin kik yu bɔt bak.
  Tasha bin intavyu insay di tɔk:
  - Yu nɔ fɔ pav oba tifman dɛn hairdryer. Mek wi tok laik intelligent pipul, yu get edukeshɔn.
  - A gɛt fifti-fo diplɔma. - Di Lizad se wit praud.
  - Ɛn a gɛt siksti tu! - Krɔch bin bost.
  - Smɔl mɛrit! - Bi intarap. - Yu kin bay wan miliɔn diplɔma wit wi mɔni. Mi sɛf na sɛvin tɛm hiroin na di ripablik, bɔt a kin bi wan ɔndrɛd tɛm. Nɔto dat na di pɔynt. Wi nɔ nid rɔtin baza, tɛl wi dairekt usay di drɔgs de.
  - Tide wi get di moni, wi no go drop ivin smol infomeshon.
  - Yu siriɔs wan go resist?
  - Yɛs!
  - Ɛn di tru se dɛn go pwɛl yu nɔ de mek yu fred!
  Karen, we mɛmba di fim, i krɔs in an dɛn oba in chɛst:
  - Nɔ! If i bin want fɔ kil wi, dɛn bin fɔ dɔn du am na di rod, bɔt yu nid wi layf layf wan.
  - Wetin bɔt torchɔ?
  "Yu nɔ go gɛt ɛnitin frɔm mi, bɔt yu guds go lɔs sote go."
  Di bi bin kwayɛt ɛn twis in mɔt lɛk se i gɛt tut pen.
  -Yu shɔ se yu kin tinap fɔ am?
  - Plɛnti!
  - Dɔn tɛst yusɛf.
  Tasha bin go insay di tɔk:
  - Wetin mek yu nɔ de, instead fɔ trɛtin, invayt wi fɔ kam na di tebul ɛn gi wi ti?
  - Wetin mek yu nɔ fit fɔ gɛt dis kayn ɔnɔ! - Krɔch bin de bark.
  - Wi go shek an? - Na Karen aks am.
  - Pantap dat, yu kin bi pɔsin we gɛt di sik. Tel mi kwik kwik wan usay dɛn bin ayd di mɔni ɛn drɔgs.
  - Wetin bɔt di fi?
  - Nɔn! Mɔ prɛsishɔn layf!
  - Ah, layf! Dɔn a kin kɔl yu na yu fon? - Karen put in an insay in poket, de tray fɔ gɛt fon we i ol wit in an.
  - Dis ples nɔ de permeable to redio wev.
  - Aw a go wɔn mi padi dɛm?
  - Nɔ we nɔ de! Jɔs tɛl wi usay di jɛntri ayd, ɛn wi go detɛn yu fɔ dis tɛm.
  - Ɛn afta dat?
  - Wi go let yu go!
  - Gɛranti dɛn!
  - Di godfada in wɔd! Ɔ yu want mi man dɛn fɔ "fuk" yu galfrɛn na ɔl in ol dɛn ɛn wit wan ol rejimɛnt, ɛn afta dat dɛn bigin pan yu!
  Kerɛn bin grin, i nɔ bin de tink se i go ebul fɔ gri. Bifo dat, i bin vɛks ɛn i bin want fɔ fɛt kwik kwik wan. So, i disayd fɔ mek di prɔblɛm we nɔ go ɛva apin kwik kwik wan. Dɛn kɔl "sɔk" dɛn ya tink se dɛn bin mek i go insay trap, bɔt fɔ tru, na in bin go insay dɛn at.
  - A go fuk yu assholes! - I ala.
  - Tek dɛn! Disassemble to di bon dɛn. - Di bɔs dɛn bin de bark.
  - Naw na di tɛm! - Karen ɛn Tasha bin rid di spɛl dɛn, ɛn di sojaman dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de muf to dɛn, ɛn wan stika likwid bin tɔn frɔm ɔp. Na da sem sɛkɔn de, di big man ɛn uman nɔ bin de igen ɛn wan bɔbɔ ɛn wan gyal pikin bin apia insay dɛn ples. Dis chenj bin kam as shok. Afta ɔl, pikin dɛn kin tɔn to big pipul, ɛn nɔto wantɛm wantɛm, bɔt fɔ bɔku ia, bɔt wetin difrɛn na wayl fantasi.
  Kerɛn bin tinap nekɛd te to in wes ɛn i wɛr shɔt pant, in dak skin bin de shayn lɛk se dɛn dɔn rɔb am wit ɔyl, ɛn di rilif we in mɔsul dɛn bin gɛt bin so dat ɛni big pɔsin, ivin Mista "Yunivas," go jɛlɔs. Tasha we bin wɛr shɔt klos nɔ bin rili impɔtant, bɔt dɛn bin tay in leg ɛn an dɛn wit tɛndon. Dis na bin pikin-monsta dɛn we bin de mek pipul dɛn fred ɛn fayn, dɛn bin de mek wisɛl, dɛn bin de atak di ami.
  Dɔn dɛn bigin fɔ kil pipul dɛn, wan bɔbɔ ɛn wan titi bin tek mashin gɔn frɔm di sojaman dɛn ɛn shot wit dɛn tu an wan tɛm, ɛn dɛn ivin yuz dɛn fut finga dɛn, we bin dɔn chenj di we aw dɛn kin chenj. Grenade dɛn bin bɔn ɛn di fɛtman dɛn bin opin faya we dɛn nɔ bin de trit dɛn kɔmpin dɛn.
  Karen ɛn Tasha bin du tin so kɔrɛkt wan dat ɛni bulɛt bin nak di target, ɛn i bin de nak fes we nɔ gɛt natin. I gɛt ɛlmɛt na in ed, vest we nɔ de mek bulɛt na in bɔdi, ivin in mɔt kɔba wit glas we gɛt wɛpɔn. Bɔt di bulɛt stil de go insay.
  Karen, i tan lɛk se in ɛnimi dɛn de muf sloslo pasmak, bulɛt dɛn de nak dɛn fes, ɛn yu nɔ go ɔndastand if yu kil ɔ yu nɔ kil, aw di tɛm strɛch we, lɛk se na tik tar, watawɛl bigin fɔ kɔmɔt na a ɔgan we dɔn brok. Fayn fayn wɛpɔn dɛn de ya, ɛn i kin ivin si gift dɛn we gɛt yuraniɔm kɔr de flay. Dɛn kin ebul fɔ go insay taytaniɔm. Sojaman dem fo elit yunit dem we di mafia bai and jos armed bandit dem de shot plenti, som of di bulet dem na tracers.
  Karen de wach dɛn flay, deviet, dans pas di string dɛn we gɛt yuraniɔm-lid. Dɔn i go ɔl tu trowe grenade wit in fut, ɔ slash fɔ ansa, ɛn chenj ɛmti klip dɛn wit laytin spid.
  Tasha nɔ smɔl pas am, di tru we i tan lɛk smɔl titi de mek di pwɛl pwɛl we i de pwɛl de mek i fred mɔ. Di pikin dɛn de muv so fast dat ivin if dɛn nɔ gɛt spɛl we pɔsin nɔ de si dɛn, dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ si dɛn. Na da sem tɛm de, Kerɛn bin tray fɔ mek i nɔ lɔs di lida dɛn, we nɔ bin dɔn sho se dɛn de fred yet we dɛn de wach di kanɔn dɛn we de apin. Di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ bin mek wan simpul kɔlkyulɛshɔn. Di nyu Barracuda mashin gɔn ebul fɔ faya wit spid we siks ɔndrɛd rawnd dɛn insay wan minit. Bɔt we yu tink bɔt di tɛm we i nid fɔ chenj klip dɛn, i kin rili tɔn aut, ivin wit in supapawa dɛn, fɔ ɔndrɛd. Nɔto wan bulɛt nɔ de west, we min se tu mashin gɔn dɛn de kil et ɔndrɛd bɔdi dɛn insay minit. Dis na fayn tin, bɔt fɔ tru, i kin kɔmɔt to lɛk fayv ɔndrɛd. Wit yu fut, huk yu bare fut, yu trowe grenade, faya frɔm mashin gɔn nɔ so izi. Bɔt di smɔl smɔl pat dɛn bin de kɔt ɛnimi dɛn. Jɛnɛral wan, fɔ tu pan minit, i kin gɛt smɔl mɔ, ɛn sɔntɛnde i nɔ kin rich wan tawzin bɔdi. Preti decent fo tu pikin dem. Na lɛk siks tawzin sojaman ɛn fɛt fɛt pipul dɛn de na di stediɔm, if yu nɔ kɔnt di tank dɛn. Dɛn go gɛt fɔ dil wit di las wan wan bay wan. Wan bɔbɔ ɛn wan gyal pikin kin krɔs dɛn ɛnimi dɛn, sɔntɛnde dɛn kin mek wayl, we nɔ pɔsibul fɔ biliv, dɛn kin rɔsh na di ays. Na dis na wan boi we tear of pesin ed and trowe di "gift" fo di tip of kanon. Dɔn i laf ɛn tɔk wit gladi at.
  - Kam on Tasha, tayt di skru.
  - Ɛn yu, Karen, mek shɔ se di fish nɔ swim go.
  Di lida dɛn bin rili de luk fɔ lɔng tɛm, bɔt fɔ si aw dɛn rank dɛn bin de ɛmti bad bad wan, aw di sojaman dɛn bin de ledɔm, ɛn ala fɔ di las tɛm, brɔda dɛn, go mek ɛnibɔdi kɔnfyus. Bikɔs Liɔn bin dɔn kil ɔlmost ɔl di fɛtman dɛn insay fayv minit, i tray fɔ brok tru to di lida dɛn, ɛn jomp wit in fut insay di glas we gɛt wɛpɔn. Bɔt na ya, i tan lɛk se dɛn yuz di nyu tin dɛn we dɛn dɔn mek fɔ mek tin dɛn, dɛn kayn klos dɛn de bin rili dia, bɔt i bin elastik, i bin de te, i tan lɛk se i nɔ bin smɔl pas taytaniɔm. Di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ bin tray bɔku tɛm fɔ pan am wit wan rawnd os kik, bɔt ivin insay in katun bɔdi i nɔ bin pɔsibul. Dɔn di pikin rɔn go nia wan ebi ebi tank wit kruza gɔn. I jomp ɛn tɔn di big tin na in sayd. Dɔn i chɛr di kɔva we de dɔŋ di hatch, klaym insay, ɛn shot di wan dɛn we de wok na di bot.
  - Dis na aw Tasha de akt lɛk supama.
  I wispa wan swɛ ɛn chuk am wit wan prɔjɛkt. Di bɔm bin strɔng, di transparent klos bin bɛn. Di tri lida dɛn nɔ de igen, dɛn rɔn go dɔŋ di ɛlivat kwik kwik wan. Yu bin ebul fɔ si aw dɛn bin kɔba di say we dɛn de go insay wit taytanium kɔva.
  - Nɔ giv ɔp, yu bastard! "Di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ sɛn ɔda shel to di sem say.
  I bin bɔm strɔng mɔ ɛn di transparent kap bin brok.
  - Tasha de bihain dem.
  Pan di sojaman dɛn we bin de waka na di ɔl, na sɔm duzin dɛn nɔmɔ bin stil de alayv, ɛn bɔku bɔku bɔdi dɛn bin de ledɔm rawnd. Kerɛn bin jomp kɔmɔt na di tank kwik kwik wan dat i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i gɛt tɛm fɔ jam di lid. Bɔt, i bin let fɔ smɔl pat pan wan sɛkɔn.
  - Nɔ lɔk igen! Di bɔbɔ bin vɛks bad bad wan ɛn i bin de nak di lid wit in fist dɛn, i bin ivin bigin fɔ bɛn bikɔs di supa pikin bin de bit am. Tasha rɔn go nia am, di titi jɔs dɔn pwɛl wan tu tank dɛn ɛn se:
  - Wi nid fɔ go insay di kɔmpyuta. Yu dɔn ɛva go na di Intanɛt?
  - Na tru se a bin de! Afta ɔl, a bin sabi hakɛr dɛn, sɔm pan dɛn de wok fɔ Lenin. A gɛt di skil dɛn.
  - Mi tu, bot a rait program pepa boht dis na di institut. So kam on mai boi, hack dem database.
  Di pikin dɛn bin de tɔk wit spid we di yes nɔ go no, ɛn ivin insay di ɔltrasɔnik rɛnj. Dɔn dɛn lisin ɛn rɔsh go na di ples usay di data transmishɔn bin de ful-ɔp. Dɛn bin ebul fɔ no dis bay we di waya dɛn de buz. Lizad dɛn we gɛt snek ed bin rɔn kɔmɔt wantɛm wantɛm fɔ go mit dɛn. Di man dɛn nɔ bigin fɔ shot, bɔt dɛn wispa na di ɔlta-rɛnj, di animal dɛn rɔnawe wit fred, ɛn wetin pas dat, dɛn ala ɛn rɔsh pan di fɛtman dɛn we de waka biɛn dɛn, bit ɛn te dɛn apat.
  - Wea dem get so freaks! - Di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ bin swɛ.
  "I nɔ go te igen dɛn tin ya fɔ tek ples fɔ polis dɔg, dɛn kin yɛri ɛn smɛl fayn, ɛn dɛn kin denja pasmak we dɛn de fɛt wit pɔyzin tit."
  - Dis na muteshon?
  - Nɔ bayɔɛnjɛnɛri!
  - Aw di maynd kin inventiv sɔmtɛm!
  - Wetin lɔjik ɛn intɛlekt kin du insay di savis fɔ pasɔn ɛn instinkt? - Tasha bin swɛt.
  We di bɔbɔ ɛn di titi dɔn rich na di kɔmpyuta sɛnta ɛn ambɔg di shift wit wan bɔs sikyɔriti, dɛn klaym kwik kwik wan insay di nɛtwɔk. Nɔto dɛn bɔdi nɔmɔ bin de wok, bɔt dɛn bin de tink bak, ɛn dɛn bin brok paswɔd ɛn sikyɔriti program dɛn kwik kwik wan.
  - Adu! Wi de ya! - Tasha bin se. - Wi de go insay di nɛtwɔk.
  - Lɛ wi bigin fɔ prosɛs di fayl dɛn. Wow, luk laik se wi don get som infomeshon. - Na so Karen bin se. - Wi de ton on totɛl wayatapin.
  Di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ bin pres sɔm bɔtin dɛn, ɛn dɛn yɛri wan kakofoni fɔ sawnd dɛn na di ɛdfɔn. Na bikɔs ɔf di big big pawa dɛn nɔmɔ i bin pɔsibul fɔ mek dɛn difrɛn. Bɔku swɛ, swɛ, fɔ kɔs dɛnsɛf. Na dis na sɔntin we intrestin.
  - Wi bin jɔs gɛt tɛm fɔ klin! - Cooed wan vɔys we na Crutch in yon. - Dis na diabolical.
  - A bin klos fɔ lɔs mi ia. - Bi ansa.
  Wan rɔf vɔys bin ambɔg dɛn:
  - At least yu no du yu wok to di bes of yu abiliti. Dis bastard dem bai am en tink se yu na wi!
  - Yes, i luk lɛk am!
  - Ɛn wetin apin da tɛm de?
  "Yu nɔ go biliv, dɛn tɔn to pikin ɛn kil wan ol ami."
  - Dat min se, tu rejimɛnt dɛn we dɛn dɔn pik.
  - Yes, klos to di las sojaman.
  - Wi dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt dis infɔmeshɔn. Jɛnɛral wan, i tan lɛk di ravings we pɔsin we dɔn kray kin mek.
  - Na so i bi, chif, bɔt wi go lɛk fɔ lɔs wi maynd pas fɔ biliv se dis pɔsibul. Bɔt, wan tru tin na tru, dɛn kil di sojaman dɛn, ɛn dɛn dɛbul ya bin lɔs sɔmsay.
  - Most likely, dem de fala yu trail.
  - Lɔjik asɔmpshɔn, chif. Yu tink se wi fɔ rɔnawe pan di fɛt ship we dɛn kɔl Fart?
  - Wetin! Yu don los yu maind, yu wan expose wi lair tu.
  - Nɔ, bɔt wetin wi fɔ du?
  - Go na di pɔynt na Visok steshɔn. Sidɔm de fɔ naw.
  - Bɔt di supa kilman dɛn go rich to wi!
  - Wi go trak yu rod ɛn intasept di ɛnimi along di we.
  - Den wi de kolhat.
  - Nɔ mek lɛk se yu de du bɔku, yu jɔs de siks - dabl big pipul dɛn.
  - Wi rili satisfay wit yu salari.
  - Naw mek lɛk se yu de gi ɔda, wi nid fɔ mek bɔku nɔys rawnd yu as wi ebul.
  - Wi ɔndastand, wi go ple wi rol, lɛk klok wok.
  Dɛn bin stɔp di kɔnɛkshɔn fɔ sɔm tɛm, dɔn dɛn yɛri ɔda vɔys.
  - Aktiv ɔl di mayn dɛm na di Visok steshɔn, ɛn bak briŋ ɔda wan dɛm, di bɔm fɔ strɔng so dat chans nɔ go lɛf.
  - Na so i bi! - Tasha bin swɛt. - Dɛn dɔn mek kɔnspɛkt agens wi, dɛn rɛdi fɔ tek di ɔl ɔndagrɔn siti fɔ di sake of tu fɛtman dɛn.
  - Dɛn nɔ go blo ɔltin, di mafiosi dɛn gridi. Bɔku gud tin dɛn de na dis layn. - Said Karen - A ivin rɛdi fɔ bet se Visok steshɔn na di po ɛn chip pas ɔl na dis ɔl labirint.
  - A gri wit dat. Ɛn di nem nɔto fɔ mek pɔsin gladi. - Tasha bin kɔnfyus.
  - Wel, naw wia wi go?
  - To di batlship "Fart". Afta ɔl, di lida dɛn de de. I go rili intrestin if wi "pinch" dem.
  - Na tru se dis na gud aidia, di mawnten dɛn de nia di bay, a nɔ bin gɛs wantɛm wantɛm usay fɔ luk fɔ dɛn.
  - Dɛn se di mafia nɔ de day! Bot a se di kontri, evritin dipen pan di skil we di kilman get.
  - So wi go dans wan fyuneral mach fɔ dɛn. - Tasha kɔntinyu fɔ lisin.
  - Wel, mek wan apil! - Di lida se.
  Afta tu-tri sɛkɔn, dɛn yɛri wan vɔys we de kray ɔlsay na ɔl di rum dɛn:
  - Lisin to mi gud gud wan. Crutch se na so i se. Kɔm ɔl di ɛntrɛ ɛn ɛkzit dɛn, blok di kɔmpawtmɛnt dɛn ɛn rɛdi fɔ stat di gas.
  - Dis nɔ tan lɛk provokeshɔn, dɛn rili kin tray.
  - Wetin dis go gi dɛm, bikɔs di sojaman dɛm we wi kil bin gɛt ful sɛt fɔ anti-kɛmikal protɛkshɔn. Wi nɔ go ebul fɔ rich to wi so izi wan.
  - Dɛn bin fɔ dɔn fɔgɛt bɔt am.
  I bin rili de his, akrid smok bin de kɔmɔt na di ol dɛn, ɛn i bigin fɔ smɛl.
  "Ivin if Krupskaya bin prɔmis wi se di pɔyzin nɔ go wok, i bɛtɛ fɔ lɛ wi lɔs."
  - Na so Karen bin se.
  - Yes, ɔdasay dɛn go du sɔntin we wɔs, gas atak.
  Di bɔbɔ ɛn di titi rɔsh pas na di kɔridɔ dɛn. Dɛn hang am pan grenade, ɛn dɛn rɔsh fast pas ɛkspɛs tren - fast pas plen. If dɛn kam mit wan domɔt we dɛn de go, dɛn kin blo am. Dɔn, as i de rɔn, wan tin kam na Kerin in maynd.
  - Di batlship go mɔs bi big, ɛn di ɛnimi, we dɔn lan bɔt wi muvmɛnt, kin ayd.
  - Na so i bi, yu tink! - Tasha bin se.
  - Den a propos fo chenj somtin en blow op di Visok steshon. Di lida dɛn go tink se wi dɔn day ɛn dɛn nɔ go de wach.
  - I rizinɔs! Kam on bebi, mek wi fain dis steshon fos.
  - We wi bin de rɔn along di metro lain, a si wan sayn we de blink ɔltɛm.
  - Na so i bi! So yu fɔ tray am.
  Di gyal bin de go na di transmishɔn layn:
  - Yu nɔ nid fɔ gɛt sayba sɛnta fɔ program wan eksplɔshɔn.
  - A no se fɔ mek di mayn dɛn bɔn i inof fɔ mek vɔltɛm drɔp ɛn shɔt sɔrkwit.
  - Bɔt sɔm tin dɛn go gɛt fɔ riprogram. Ɛspɛshali if yu want di bɔm fɔ gɛt mɔ pawa.
  - A go dil wit dis mi sef.
  Di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ bin de biev lɛk pɔsin we dɛn bɔn wit sabotɔ, apat frɔm dat, di bɔku bɔku buk dɛn we i bin de rid ɛn di spay novel dɛn bin ɛp. If yu get supa bodi and akses to lektrisiti, oganaiz sabotaj na pies of kek. Karen bin ivin rigrɛt se i nɔ bin blo di dabl dɛn wantɛm wantɛm, pan ɔl we dis na di sem tin lɛk fɔ nak shado.
  - A nɔ no, Tasha, bɔt ligal ɛntrɛ kin nɔto di bɛst aidia.
  - Wetin mek wi ivin no wetin de na dɛn ed? Naw i dɔn klia se dɛn nɔ want pis.
  - Wan krɔkrɔs bred bɛtɛ pas wan ɔndrɛd kɔndɔlɛns. Ɛn wan shot bɛtɛ pas wan ɔndrɛd slap. - Di bɔbɔ notis filɔsofik wan.
  - Yes, i tan lɛk to mi se Lenin go pik yu fɔ bi in saksesɔ;i dɔn sakses pan demagoguery.
  - Lenin nɔto dɛmagog, bɔt na big pɔsin we de du di rivɔlɔshɔn. Yu no biliv am?!
  - Na tru se a biliv am! Bɔt i rili at fɔ mek ɔlman gladi wan tɛm. A ivin dawt se ivin pɔsin we gɛt ɔl di tin dɛn we mek ɔltin go ebul fɔ du dis.
  - Pipul fɔ bi difrɛn - ri-edukeshɔn. Afta ɔl, wetin na di fɔs tin we di Bolshevik dɛn bigin fɔ du we dɛn kam na pawa na Rɔshia? Fɛt di we aw pipul dɛn nɔ sabi rid ɛn rayt ɛn di we aw pipul dɛn nɔ de tink.
  - Sɔntɛm dis na di bɛst tin we dɛn dɔn du.
  - Ɛn naw a go rɔsh! "Di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ pul di waya dɛn ɛn sɛn signal.
  - Yu du evritin rait?
  - A shɔ se!
  Na di fa, wan dɔl jɔk bin de, ivin di arch na di wɔl bigin fɔ shek. Di bɔbɔ jomp:
  - Wel, wetin na di pawa we di eksplɔshɔn gɛt?
  - Bay yes na lɛk wan kiloton, sɔntɛm mɔ.
  - En naw wi no go get wan single kill pan di battleship. Di wan we kech layɔn nɔ de ambɔg am wit patrij.
  Di gyal dem rosh wit ol dia might along di metro lain. Wan ɛkspɛs rɔsh kam nia dɛn. Di pikin dɛn nɔ bin gɛt tɛm fɔ jomp ɔp ɛn flay, dɛn bin de tay dɛn finga dɛn na di siling, ɛn di kat dɛn bin de rɔn ɔnda dɛn.
  - Di sabwɔd na gud invinshɔn. - Karen bin de wispa. - Bɔt mi sɛf lɛk di spɛs-spiral tren. Dɛn kayn mashin dɛn ya kin ebul fɔ chuk di planɛt ɛn ɛni big big sɔlid bɔdi wantɛm wantɛm.
  - Fɛntasi bak?
  - Yu nɔ tink! Lisin, Tasha, imajin di yunivas as sɔntin we rili strɔng, we nɔ gɛt planɛt, we nɔ gɛt sta, jɔs grɔn we gɛt pasej dɛn we de ɔnda grɔn.
  - Dis na horror Karen, bɔt wetin di layt de gi?
  - Di grɔn ful-ɔp wit foton ɛmita, dɛn de shayn na difrɛn rɛnj ɛn dat mek i layt ɔltɛm na dis yunivas, pan ɔl dat, plant dɛn de gro, ɛn pipul dɛn kin liv na ɛnklav. In yon wɔl we i de imajin, usay wɔ dɛn kin apin spɛshal we.
  - Usay yu rid dat?
  - A jɔs kɔmpoz am misɛf.
  - Wel, yu get imajineshɔn. As if nɔto strit bɔbɔ, bɔt na pɔsin we sik na mental ɔspitul.
  - Nɔ! Wetin mek yu tink se ɔl di wan ol wɔl fɔ bi di sem. Pipul dɛn difrɛn, di planɛt dɛn difrɛn ɛn di wan ol wɔl fɔ difrɛn. Di lɔ dɛn we de na di bɔdi kin difrɛn bad bad wan.
  - Na so i bi, mi bɔy! Bɔt dɛn tin ya na jɔs spɛkulayshɔn ɛn hypothesis.
  - Wetin mek yu nɔ strɛs yu imajineshɔn, ivin if Ɔlmayti Gɔd de, i go mek ɔltin difrɛn we. Ɔ bɔku Gɔd dɛn de we mek di wan ol wɔl. Jɔs tink bɔt us ɔda wɔl dɛn go de.
  - Frɔm glas, fɔ ɛgzampul, imajin wan kristal bɔl we rili transparent.
  Krio dεm we kכnsis fכ fכtכn, alfa εn gama rεdyushכn de liv insay: wan kayn wev intεlijεns.
  - Wel dun gyal, rayt mɔ!
  - A nɔ rili want, smɔl filɔsof. Bay di we, di ɛkspɛs tren pas ɛn wi rɔn go na di gol.
  - Yu wan kil dem, Tasha.
  - Dis na bad pipul, dem onli de mek bad.
  - Dɔn wi go kil pan signal, lɛk sojaman dɛn we de na fɔmɛshɔn.
  - Ɛn yu want fɔ tek pat pan jɔstis bak?
  - Wi bin de du ɔltin togɛda ɔltɛm!
  Di bɔbɔ ɛn di gyal jomp pan di kɔnkrit slip dɛn we gɛt strɛch ɛn rɔn go bak lɛk tu smɔl ɔs dɛn we gɛt faya. Bɔku tɛm di kɔridɔ dɛn bin de muf apat ɛn wi bin kam mit jɔnkshɔn ɛn swich dɛn. Di steshɔn dɛn bin ful-ɔp wit gad dɛn: pipul dɛn nɔ bin notis dɛn, bɔt di rɔbɔt dɛn bin de bɔn wit flamethrowers, dɛn bin de frɛy di brɔda dɛn smɔl. Wan pan dɛn, Tasha bin bit am, i brok in bon ɛn kɔt in ed. Di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ gi am wan kik, bɔt in ed brok pan di rɔk dɛn:
  - En yu de kul! - Karen bin de wispa.
  - Ɛn yu na futbɔl pleya!
  - A kin lɛk fɔ ple rɛslɛshɔn. Dɛn kin fɛt fayn fayn wan, wan de ivin bitwin pikin dɛn.
  - Yes, dɛn nɔ apia de yet, pan ɔl we gladiator fɛt dɛnsɛf rili intrestin.
  Wan tu tɛmnata dɛn bin kech di tren ɛn rɔsh along di ruf dɛn na di motoka dɛn, dɔn dɛn rɔsh go bifo. Dɔn Kerɛn bin smɛl di si.
  - Luk laik se wi don de klos to di kost.
  - Sɔntɛm! A lɛk am we di wef dɛn de splash. Ship dɛn kin go nia dɛn, ɛn we dɛn de kɔt di wata, sabmarin dɛn kin go ɔp.
  - Yes, bot wetin if dem transfa to sabmarin?
  - Wi go get dem dea tu!
  Di gyal dem we de kɔmɔt na do kam mit siks mashin gɔn tawa, as dɛn slo smɔl, dɛn faya di Tɛminatɔ pikin dɛn. Kerɛn ɛn Tasha bin jomp go na di sayd dɛn, fa frɔm di say dɛn we bulɛt dɛn bin de rɔn fɔ it animal dɛn. Dɔn dɛn atak di tawa dɛn. I bin luk impreshɔnal fast jomp, wan siriɔs hit pan di shot tim. Di bandit dɛn kin flay dɔŋ ɛn fɔdɔm. Na ya di bɔdi de fɔdɔm pan di waya wit kɔrɛnt, spak dɛn de flay, di fɛtman de twitch.
  Di ɔda wan bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi rɔtin, rɔtin, in ed bin dɔn blo to smɔl smɔl. Nyu pipul dɛn we dɛn kin kil kin fɔdɔm, dɛn kin hang pan di waya, dɛn kin krɔs, ɛn dɛn kin ivin bɔn. Karen de yuz di mashin gɔn, ɛn i de kɔt in ɛnimi dɛn dɔŋ:
  - Na so Tasha - dem knock out wan wedge wit wan wedge. - Di bɔbɔ ala.
  - A kin du dat bak! - Di gyal de ripit di teknik.
  Di bulɛt dɛn dɔn ɛn nak di gad dɛn, at le wan ɔndrɛd pipul dɛn day, dɛn kɔt di wan dɛn we sidɔm na ambush bak:
  - Wi de win bɔku bɔku bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn! - Tasha bin ala.
  - Di skata bin kɔt ɔl tu wit nɛf ɛn pistɔl. Ɛn day bin lɛk di bɔbɔ wit gritin! - I mek wan jok insay raym wit Karen.
  Di yɔŋ fɛtman dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ kil pipul dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin de muf along di kɔridɔ. Kerɛn bin ol wan ɔda tank na di barɛl ɛn tray fɔ es di motoka.
  Di mɔt bin bɛn, bɔt di tank bin de faya ɛni we. Di aidia nɔ bin bi di bɛst, di kanɔn bin pwɛl. Dɔn Tasha jomp pan di stɛl monsta, slam am insay di tawa. Wan shap push bin fɔdɔm di tank, ɛn di titi fil pen smɔl. Liɔn bin shek in an:
  - Mek wi hit am togeda!
  Di bɔbɔ ɛn di titi rɔnawe ɛn jomp sinkron. Dɛn nɔ bin gɛt mas, bɔt dɛn spid ɛn trɛnk bin rili bɔku. Dɛn bin kɔt di tank in bɔdi, di tɔrɛt bin fɔdɔm, ɛn dɛn bin smɛl di wan dɛn we de wok na di tank.
  - Dis na kɔlektif grev! - Karen land, fil wan shɔk na in il.
  - Mi bɔy, i bin wɔndaful! - Tasha hit di torn tower bak, i flay in di air en den krash. - I nɔ de shayn?
  - Kukenkwaken we de na di wɔl! "Di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ si se wan pan di fɛt fɛt pipul dɛn stil de alayv. I bin gɛt tatu ɔlsay, ɛn i bin gɛt wan bad bad snot.
  - Wan ɔda rat de swɛt! - Karen bin se.
  I bin kɔntinyu fɔ blink in yay! A nɔ bin biliv am! Pikin dem destroy gangster troops, aw dis kin bi?
  - Udat na yu? Dɛbul dɛn!
  - Tek am ay, brɔda! Gɔd dɛn! - Karen pik di bandit bay in chin ɛn trowe am pan di wɔl. I krash, i krɔs in ed. - Ɛn wi vɛks bad bad wan! - Di bɔbɔ ad ɛn hit di tawa bak.
  - Okay, mek wi rɔn! - Di titi pul Karen.
  - Na tru se, te dɛn sel go.
  Fɔ go fa fawe, di man dɛn mit wan tank bak, ɛn dɛn nak am we dɛn nɔ tɔk wan wɔd.
  - Dabl panch! Wan gift we rili valyu! - Karen bin kɔmɛnt.
  Dɔn di pikin dɛn sɛn di tawa wit wanwɔd blo na di layn fɔ rɔbɔt dɛn we tinap na di ɛntrɛ. Di fɔstɛm mashin dɛn nɔ bin jɔs ebul fɔ tɔn bak, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin ivin ebul fɔ du sɔntin.
  Yu bin de si di tin dɛn we skata.
  - Wi de krɔs bɔdi ɛn stɛl! - Tasha stik out in tong laik pikin.
  - Ɛn wi win lɛk Tal! - Wan asosieshɔn wit di fambul invincible bɔksa Tal Tyson rɔnawe frɔm Karen in bren.
  Di yɔŋ sojaman dɛn bigin fɔ dɔn di wan dɛn we bin sev, dɛn bin gɛt bɔku bɔku wan, ɛn dɛn nɔ bin jɔs de yuz bulɛt, bɔt dɛn bin de yuz fist bak. Dis na tin we intrestin pas ɔl, dɛn stil de si di muvmɛnt we dɛn de muv sloslo. Kerɛn bin mɛmba aw di kariɔt dɛn bin de flɔt ɔnda dɛn ɛn i bin de mek i fil pen. I tan lɛk se yu de hit nɔto pipul, bɔt manɛkin.
  - Na dat spid min! - Na so di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ se.
  Fɔ dɔn, dis briged dɔn dɔn ɛn wi kin go bifo to ɔda wan dɛn. Di gyal dem ovakom di las obstakl - wan baria and plenti motosaikul. Tu pan dɛn rɔsh stret pan di pikin dɛn. Kerɛn bin ol di motoka dɛn wit in an ɛn we i jomp, i bin nak wan ol duzin brɔda dɛn wit dɛn. I bin tan lɛk se dɛn de shovel dɛn, pipul dɛn bin de ala mɔ ɛn bon dɛn bin de gnash.
  - Wel, wetin yu get! - Karen spit tru in tit.
  Di bɔbɔ in saliva bin flay wit so pawa dat i bin chuk rayt tru tu pan di fɛtman dɛn ed wan tɛm.
  - Wow, a nɔ bin no se dat tan lɛk bulɛt!
  Di boi profesa kontiniu fo hit motosaikul, i fani and konvinyent. Na da tɛm de, Tasha jomp go nia di armored personnel carrier ɛn wan tɛm i tɔn am ova. Di wil dɛn bigin fɔ spin. Ɔltin bin apin so kwik dat di mafia sojaman dɛn nɔ bin no se na tɛm fɔ fɛt. Di bɔbɔ ɛn di gyal pikin bin bi bad bad drim bay we dɛn bin de te di barika ɛn afta dat dɛn bin de pik ɛn trowe ay ay bɔm mayn dɛn pan dɛnsɛf. I bin bɔm ɛn smɔl smɔl pat dɛn bin ren pan di fɛtman dɛn we bin stil de alayv. Karen bin kech wan pan dɛn we i bin de flay:
  - Gud fɔ wan kɔleshiɔn.
  - Yu finga dɛn dɔn strɔng, swɛt di shep kɔmɔt! - Tasha bin gi advays.
  - Naw!
  Di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ bigin fɔ krɔs di ayɛn. So i tɔn to smɔl animal we de mek pɔsin laf.
  - Dat na beta bebi! Yu nɔ tink se yu go lɛk sɔntin we difrɛn?
  - Dɛn go plɔmp insay di si fast fast!
  Terminator pikin dɛn rɔn go na di si. Sojaman dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de bɔku de, bɔku bot dɛn bin dɔn de, ɛn na di fa di big big fɛt ship we dɛn kɔl Fart bin de drɛf. We yu de na do, ɔltin bin tan lɛk se pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ win am.
  - Aw wi go brok tru! - Na Karen aks am.
  - Plunge ɔnda di wata! - Tasha ansa am.
  - Ɔt! Swim nɔ go at!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de dayv ɛn rɔsh wit spid we pas di trɔs we wan jet tɔpido de trowe. Di an ɛn fut wok bin tranga, sote bɔku mafia bot dɛn bin sink.
  Bɔt pan ɔl we di wata bin de, di yɔŋ fɛtman dɛn bin stil ebul fɔ tɔk:
  - Dis de mek a mɛmba di Barracuda Man siriɔs! - Karen se, a de rid kɔmik. I rili intrestin na wan pɔsin we de kil ɔnda wata we ebul fɔ tek mɔtalman fɔm fɔ shɔt tɛm ɛn ful gyal pikin dɛn. Bɔt di las wan nɔ so intrestin, bɔt di advantej dɛn we gɛt fɔ du wit intrig ɛn kɔnspɛkt rili intrestin. Na ya dɛn gi gyal pikin na mared nɔto fɔ lɔv, i kray, ɛn di barakuda man mek sɔrti, brok di ɔkɔ in bon dɛn we nɔ laki, ɛn in want dɔn lɔs.
  - Barracuda Man na wan rili rɔf siriɔs fɔ titi dɛn, ɛn di protɔtayp na bin di buk "Lɔv ɛn di Si" - i bin rili mɔ dramatik, ɛn wan tru tru pawaful ɛn trajik kɔmitmɛnt bin de.
  - Alas, dis kayn buk at fɔ fɛn na di dɔti, nɔ lɛk kɔmik. Apat frɔm dat, i tan lɛk se dɛn kayn klasical buk dɛn de kin mek a nɔ gladi, lɛk wan buk we dɛn kin rayt bɔt ay matematiks. If fiziks stil intrestin fɔ rid, dat min se i tan lɛk abstrakt nɔsɛns.
  - Dɛn nid matematiks bak, fɔ ɛgzampul, na artileri ɔ na di kɔnstrɔkshɔn fɔ big ship dɛn. Speshali, di fɛt ship we dɛn kɔl Fart na wan pan di big wan dɛn na di wɔl.
  - I luk mɔ lɛk ɔyl tank. I tan lɛk to mi se dis nɔto di bɛst sɔlvishɔn, i dia: dɛn kin mek tɛn tawzin tank dɛn frɔm wan ship.
  - Dis na ivin mɔ, bɔt wetin na di tin dɛn we dɛn fɔ tink bɔt bɔt prestij?
  - Yu no, a fil sɔri fɔ drawn am, so bɔku pipul dɛn strɛs dɛn bren, tɛn tawzin wokman dɛn wok, na dɛn kayn tray ya na di neshɔn. Sɔntɛm wi go limit wisɛf fɔ pul di lida dɛn?
  - A de advays ɔda tin! - Tasha bin vɛks bad bad wan.
  - Den wi no go brok tru di sayd.
  - Yu kin tek tɛm opin di hatch ɛn go insay kwayɛt wan.
  - Rayt! Na dat wi go du!
  Di gyal dɛn kam nia di hulk, di stip sayd dɛn rayz ay, di mɔzl dɛn fɔ gɔn ɛn mayn dɛn kɔmɔt na di wata. I nɔ izi fɔ go insay dis kayn fɔt, bɔt, spid bin ɛp di pikin dɛn. Kerɛn ɛn Tasha bin klaym ɔp wantɛm wantɛm, pas di tɔpido gɔn, dɔn dɛn brok di tik kɔva fɔ di hatch we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ pas. Di titi in finga dɛn ivin bigin fɔ pen ɛn in mɔsul dɛn bin strɛch. Dɔn dɛn jomp insay. Di kabin tɔn to nɔys, tu prostitut dɛn bin de ɔg wan klaynt. Karen ɛn Tasha bin jomp nia dɛn ɛn bifo dɛn du sɔntin, dɛn tɔn dɛn ed.
  - Na dat, di monsta dɔn dɔn.
  - So yu na di monsta! - Di gyal se.
  - Nɔ! Mi na enjɛl!
  - Mek wi muv silently, witout kil along di way. Wi so smɔl, wi kin slip tru lɛk mays. - Tasha bin gi advays.
  - Dɔn lɛ wi rɔn pan wi fut finga dɛn. Bay di we, usay fɔ fɛn di men bɔs dɛn - di ship so big.
  - Di tin we lojik pas ɔl na dat dɛn de na di admiral in kabin. Na naive fɔ pul yusɛf pan lɔjishɔn.
  - I luk lɛk se i pɔsibul. Mafiosi lɛk lɔjishɔn ɛn di las tin we yu nid fɔ luk fɔ dɛn insay na di dɔti kubi we selɔ dɛn de mek.
  - Yu bin want fɔ tɔk di las tin! - Tasha bin intarop.
  - Udat no wetin a bin want! Bɔt rat dɛn lɛk shit fɔs ɛn fɔs. - Sɔntɛm wi go luk fɔ dɛn na tɔylɛt.
  - Yu bring op wan gud aidia. Wi nid fɔ yuz kɔmpyuta fɔ luk fɔ dɛn.
  - Aw yu dɔn ɔlrɛdi tray dis na di dungeon? Mek wi lisin! Wow, a kin ɔlrɛdi yɛri di man dɛn we de de de tɔk bɔt sayba! - Di bɔy prɔfɛsɔ pɔynt in finga.
  As layt lɛk swɛlin, di pikin dɛn rɔn go na di ɛnd pan di kɔridɔ, ɛn kech di tɛm we di gad bin blink in yay. Dɔn wi jomp insay di transmita, na tu programma dɛn nɔmɔ bin de wok de.
  - Knock out ɔ kil! Na dat na di kwɛstyɔn! - Karen bin se.
  Wantɛm wantɛm, na di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ in an, di nɛks bin shayn wit ɔl di kɔlɔ dɛn we di renbo gɛt, ɛn dɛn yɛri wan wɔndaful vɔys:
  - Nɔto yu bin fɛn di yunivas, bɔt na di yunivas yu!
  Tasha bin stɔp in pikin in fut bikɔs i nɔ gladi:
  - Na di ples we intrestin pas ɔl - di ɛnd!
  
  IF ZYUGANOV GO SHƆ MƆ KƆRƐJ ƐN FƆSAYT
  Insay May 1999, Zyuganov disayd nɔ fɔ gri fɔ mek Stepashin bi kandidet, bɔt fɔ go na di fɔs ilɛkshɔn fɔ di Duma. Di kɔmyunis dɛn ɛn dɛn padi dɛn bin disayd fɔ vot agens Stepashin. Pantap dat, dɛn bin vɛks ɛn dɛn nɔ bin gɛt dɛn pozishɔn na di gɔvmɛnt. Dis kayn tin fɔ dɔn disayd pas ɔlman na istri if Zyuganov nɔ bin bi Trojan ɔs na di kɔmyunis kamp, we bin de ambɔg ɛn kɔmprɔmis di lɛft-wing aidia dɛn.
  Di fɔs palɛmint ilɛkshɔn bin prɔmis bɔku bɛnifit fɔ di kɔmyunis dɛn, inklud bikɔs di kɔmpitishɔn dɛn nɔ bɔku ɛn di imej fɔ pipul dɛn we dɛn kil fɔ dɛn fet.
  Ɛn dis sho se di kɔmyunis dɛn nɔ de tay dɛn sidɔm ples atɔl, bɔt dɛn de fala prinsipul dɛn mɔ.
  Di sɛkɔn tɛm Yeltsin briŋ Stepashin bak, ɛn afta dat i tek Aksenenko fɔ di tɔd tɛm. Di Duma bak nɔ bin gri, ɛn dɛn tek am ɛn sɔlv am. Dɛn bin dɔn plan fɔ mek nyu ilɛkshɔn fɔ Sɛptɛmba.
  Di traŋa we di palɛmint bin traŋa bin chenj di we aw istri bin de go smɔl. Di bɔm we dɛn bin bɔm Yugoslavia bin las fɔ lɔng tɛm - as Milosevic bin de op fɔ ɛp frɔm Rɔshia. Ɛn di disɔlshɔn fɔ di palimɛnt bin gi di ɔposishɔn chans fɔ win.
  Di kɔmyunis dɛn bin ebul fɔ put Yeltsin in impeachment to vot bak.
  Ɛn bak i bin jɔs shɔt smɔl, dis tɛm na tu vot nɔmɔ. Di diputi dɛm bin de wɔri bɔt di klos we di palɛmint ilɛkshɔn de, ɛn di denja fɔ nɔ pas insay dɛn.
  Dɛn bin pul di Duma, ɛn Yeltsin bin pik di Aksenenko we pipul nɔ bin no bɛtɛ fɔ bi praymɛnt minista bay lɔ.
  In jɔnal, Zyuganov in op se dɛn go gɛt di ilɛkshɔn bin jɔstifay. Di prɛsidɛnt we sik ɛn wik nɔ bin go agens di kɔnstityushɔn. Ɛn i nɔ bin risk fɔ pas in pawa wit tu pasɛnt raytin. Primakov, we si se in kɔlishin nɔ gɛt tɛm fɔ mek ɛn rɛjista, i bin mek wan alyans wit di kɔmyunis dɛn. Yabloko ɛn di Libal Dimokratik Pati bin go na di ilɛkshɔn. Di Yuniti blɔk nɔ bin gɛt tɛm fɔ fɔm, ɛn di NDR wik.
  Na di invayshɔn we pipul dɛn we de fɛt fɛt de kam bak na Dagestan, ɛn di sikyɔriti fɔs dɛn we nɔ de disayd fɔ du sɔntin we dɛn de du di ilɛkshɔn.
  Di kɔmyunis dɛn, togɛda wit Primakov ɛn Luzhkov, bin win wan big big win. Dɛn bin gɛt pas fifti fayv pasɛnt pan di vot dɛn. Di sɛkɔn wan na di Yabloko blɔk, we dɛnsɛf bin du fayn, ɛn dɛn bin gɛt fayvtin pasɛnt. We wi nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt, di LDPR bin du fayn, ɛn i bin gɛda pas twɛlv pasɛnt. Di NDR nɔ mit di fayv pasɛnt barɛri - kɔmplit dɛf! Zhirinovsky bin bi di onli lida we bin de sɔpɔt Krɛmlin na di Duma. Na tru se di kɔmpitishɔn bin wik. Di nyu lɔ se pati dɛn fɔ ri-rɛjista nɔ fɔ pas wan ia bifo di ilɛkshɔn, ɛn bɔku pan dɛn nɔ bin gɛt tɛm.
  Di palimɛnt bin gɛt di lɛft oposishɔn bak, ɔl tu Yabloko bin gɛt singl-mandat sidɔm ples ɛn di LDPR na di mayoniti.
  Ɛn fɔ tru, kɔnflikt bin kam... Afta dɛn dɔn ilɛkshɔn di Stet Duma spika, dɛn pas vot fɔ nɔ kɔnfidɛns pan di gɔvmɛnt. Ɛn bak dɛn bin de tɔk bɔt impeachment. Dis tɛm tu-tɛd, i go izi fɔ gɛda!
  Yeltsin, afta we i bin de shem, i disayd fɔ mek Praymɛnt Minista Primakov ɛn Fɔs Diputi Praymɛnt Minista Maslyukov go bak na di chia.
  Di lɛft kɔlishin bin gri wit dis, bɔt dɛn bin stɔp di prɛsidɛnt in pawa fɔ sɔm tɛm. Ɛn i dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ natin nɔ de te di nyu ilɛkshɔn. Afta di negoshieshɔn insay di kɔlishin, dɛn disayd fɔ nominate Primakov fɔ bi prɛsidɛnt. Luzhkov bin bi praymɛnt minista. Ɛn Zyuganov bin gɛt di post fɔ bi edman fɔ di lɛjislɛtiv branch! Dat min se, Supa Skipa! Fɔ tɔk bɔt di nyu wan, dɛn fɔ dɔn ivin adopt amɛndmɛnt dɛn to di kɔnstityushɔn.
  Dɛn bin drɛb di fɛt fɛt dɛn kɔmɔt na Dagestan. Bɔt dɛn nɔ bin go na Chechnya. Wan sivil wɔ bin bigin de. Rɔshia bin sɔpɔt Maskhadov ɛn Kadyrov, agens Basayev ɛn Raduev.
  Primakov bin ebul fɔ win di Rɔshian prɛsidɛnt ilɛkshɔn insay di fɔs raun. Bɔt di gɔvmɛnt bin gɛt ɔda pawa dɛn. As na di lɛjislɛtiv branch we de ɔnda kɔmyunis kɔntrol.
  Di ikɔnomi bin kɔntinyu fɔ gro na Rɔshia, di prayz fɔ ɔyl ɛn gas bin go ɔp, ɛn di industri bin gɛt layf bak.
  Di Amɛrika pipul dɛm, in jenɛral as in rialiti, afta di Sɛptɛmba 11 tɛroris atak bin involv na Afganistan ɛn dɛn bin bog dɔŋ na Irak. I izi fɔ mek dɛn pik Primakov fɔ sɛkɔn tɛm. Bɔt insay 2008, i lɔs in sidɔm ples to di Praymɛnt Minista we bin gɛt bɔku sakrifays we nem Yuri Luzhkov.
  Di nyu prɛsidɛnt kɔntinyu di polisi we bin de bifo fɔ mek dɛn mek agrimɛnt wit di kɔmyunis dɛn. Zyuganov bin bi praymɛnt minista.
  Fɔ sɔm tɛm, fɔrin polisi bin de bɔt patnaship wit di Wɛst ɛn padi biznɛs wit Chaina. Di Yanukovych gɔvmɛnt dɔn strɔng na Yukren. So Luzhkov, nɔ bin tan lɛk Putin, bin fala wan polisi we bin de sɔpɔt Yukren mɔ ɛn i bin valyu di union fɔ di Slavik stet dɛn. Yukren bin ivin bi pat pan di Yuro-Eshian Yuniɔn insay 2016. Luzhkov bin sav tu tɛm ɛn i bin rigɛn. Zyuganov bin dɔn bi prɛsidɛnt, ɛn i bin win di ilɛkshɔn bak kwik kwik wan. Zhirinovsky bin tek pat fɔ di sɛvin tɛm, ɔl dis frɔm 1991, ɛn i lɔs bak.
  Insay di fɔl insay 2015, Rɔshia bin put an pan di wɔ na Siria ɛn dɛn bin bɔm dɛn de. Trump kam na pawa na Amɛrika. Zyuganov, pan ɔl we i bin gɛt fɔmal kɔmyunizim, i bin kɔntinyu fɔ lan bɔt ikɔnomi trade. Rɔshia, pan ɔl we di Kɔmyunis Pati na di Rɔshian Fɛdareshɔn bin gɛt fɔmal dominans, i bin kɔntinyu fɔ bi kɔntri we gɛt makit, dimokrasi ɛn we gɛt mɔdaret ɔtoritarian kɔntri.
  Patnaship wit di Wɛst ɛn mɔdaret kɔmpitishɔn. Wan alayns de wit Yukren ɛn Belarus, ɛn Kazakhstan, bɔt i nɔ tu klos bak. Insay 2020, dɛn bin pik Zyuganov fɔ sɛkɔn tɛm. In jɛnɛral, fɔ lɔs di rizɔlt smɔl na di verj fɔ di sɛkɔn rawnd. Ɛn na Yukren, afta we Yanukovych dɔn go, di Zelensky we nɔ bin gɛt wanwɔd bin win we dɛn nɔ bin de tink se i go win. Nazarbayev insɛf bin kɔmɔt de.
  Zyuganov se i nɔ go chenj di kɔnstityushɔn ɛn i go kɔmɔt afta in sɛkɔn tɛm.
  So, di lida fɔ di Kɔmyunis Pati na di Rɔshian Fɛdareshɔn bin stil ebul fɔ rul Rɔshia, ɛn i sho se i gɛt maynd smɔl. Ɛn di wɔl bin tɔn to sef ɛn kol pas aw i bin de.
  Udat na Putin? Aw in wok bin apin? Afta Primakov bi praymɛnt minista, dɛn bin pul Putin na di wok as i tu klos to Yeltsin. Aks, mɔ, se di FSB skru di invayshɔn fɔ di fɛt fɛt pipul dɛn na Dagestan. Putin bin kɔntinyu fɔ put an pan pɔlitiks fɔ sɔm tɛm. I bin rɔn fɔ di Stet Duma ɛn i nɔ bin ebul. Dɔn i bi mɛya fɔ Sɛnt Pitasbɔg.
  Bɔt afta dat, i lɛf pɔlitiks ɛn gɛt wok na di sikyɔriti savis na wan prayvet kɔmni. So na smɔl pipul dɛn nɔmɔ bin mɛmba am igen.
  Zhirinovsky insay 2020 bin go di prɛsidɛnt ilɛkshɔn fɔ di nɔmba et tɛm ɛn i lɔs bak wit wan smɔl rizɔlt. Bɔt i stil gɛt wan grup na di Stet Duma. Ɛn ivin Zyuganov bin gi am di rank fɔ bi mɛja jenɛral afta di 2020 ilɛkshɔn. Donald Trump bin lɔs di ilɛkshɔn we i nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt to wan yɔŋ Dimɔkrat rival. Merkel bin risayn kwik kwik wan. Ɛn Lukashenko in wɛlbɔdi dɔn go bad bad wan.
  Insay 2021, Rɔshian pipul dɛn we de go na di wɔl bin dɔn flay go na di Mun. Ɛn dɛn plant wan rɛd flag de! Zyuganov bin anɔys se Afonin na in ɔfishal pɔsin we go tek in ples. Wɛl, in jɔnal, layf bin tɔn rawnd insay wan sɛklɔ bak.
  As wi de si, di fɔdɔm we Rɔshia fɔdɔm nɔ bin apin ivin if Putin nɔ bin de. En det lait nomo bin ton ova.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  IF MENSHIKOV GO KIL NIKOLAI
  . Insay dis, Tsarist Rɔshia bin win di Kraym Wɔ. Wan bulɛt we bin de rɔnawe bin kil Menshikɔv, ɛn wan kɔmanda we bin ebul fɔ du mɔ bin tek in ples. Dat min se, aksidɛnt bin apin ɛn chenj di we aw istri de go.
  Di ɔpɔzit fɔ di wan we Makarov bin gɛt. Dɛn bin win di Frɛnch ɛn di British dɛn wan bay wan. Ɛn we Rɔshia bin dɔn tek bɔku bɔku prizina dɛn ɛn trɔfi dɛn, i bin tek Kraym bak.
  Dɛn bin win Türkiye na Transkɔkasia. I bin gi Kars, Erzurum, ɛn klos to ɔl di kɔntri dɛn na Aminia to Rɔshia. Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin tek Romɛnia. Bɔt, nid nɔ bin de fɔ kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt. Di Sultan bin aks fɔ mek pis de. Na da sem tɛm de, Ɔstria bin tek Bɔsnia ɛn Ɛzigovina.
  Di Turks bin gri fɔ gi Sɛbia, Bɔljiɔ, Mɔntenigrɔ, ɛn Romɛnia bin bi Rɔshian vasal. Na di sem tɛm, Rɔshia bin tek Aminia bak: Kars, Erzerum, Tanrog, ɛn i bin mek in prɔpati dɛn bɔku na di sawt.
  Riot bin bigin na Frans ɛn sivil wɔ bigin, ɛn i nɔ bin ebul fɔ sɛn sojaman dɛn igen. Briten bak bin lɛf di fɛt. Di kiŋdɔm na Sadinia sɛf bin wik. Ɔstria dɔn strɔng. I nɔ tu te, di pipul dɛn na Ɔstria bin win di Kiŋdɔm na Sadinia, ɛn dɛn bin mek dɛn gɛt mɔ pawa oba Itali.
  I nɔ tu te, dɛn kech Shamil, ɛn dis bin mek di wɔ dɔn na di Kɔkas. Rɔshia bin mek pis wit Chaina we go mek i gɛt prɔfit, ɛn i bin tek mɔ teritɔri pas aw i bin de insay rial istri, so di pawa fɔ Rɔshian wɛpɔn dɛn bin ay.
  Nikolas di Fɔs nɔ bin sɔpɔt di nɔt fɔ di wɔ agens di sawt. Bifo dat, i disayd fɔ ɛp di pipul dɛn na di sawt togɛda wit Briten fɔ mek dɛn go ebul fɔ gɛt mɔ pozishɔn na Alaska.
  Rɔshia bigin fɔ bil siti dɛn ɛn fɔt dɛn na Amɛrika. Ivin relwe projɛkt dɛn bin de fɔ go na Chukotka. Tsar Nicholas bin tɔk bɔt bɔku tin dɛn. Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin win Sɛntral Eshia. Dis kiŋ bin day insay 1867. Fɔ lɛf Rɔshia pawaful ɛn prɔpati. In pikin Alɛgzanda nɔ bin pul di slev wok, bɔt i kɔntinyu fɔ muf go na di sawt. Speshali, i bin win wan wɔ wit Turkey ɛn i bin tek Kɔnstantinopl to Rɔshia. Dɔn na Mɛsopotemia.
  Agen di wɔ wit Briten ɛn di win we di British dɛn win na Eshia. Alɛgzanda di Sɛkɔn bin rul smɔl, i nɔ bin mek big chenj, pas di jɔjmɛnt, ɛn i bin mek di manejmɛnt sistɛm bɛtɛ smɔl.
  Di abolishɔn fɔ slev wok nɔ ɛva fala. Bɔt Rɔshia bin tek Iran. Di Tsa bin day jɔs twɛnti ia afta Nikolas di Fɔs insay 1887. Alɛgzanda di Tɔd bin rul fɔ shɔt tɛm nɔmɔ, te to 1894, bɔt i bin ebul fɔ tek lɛk ɔl di kɔntri dɛn na India to Rɔshia. Ɛn Nikolas di Sɛkɔn kɔntinyu fɔ muv go na Indochaena, ɛn to Chaina sɛf.
  Wan wɔ bin de wit Jepan. Ɔl di wan dɛn we win. Ɛn di kɔmplit kɔnkrit fɔ Chaina ɛn Indochaina. Ɛn penetreshɔn ɔl di we to Ɔstrelia. Bɔt na Yurop, di tin dɛn we bin de apin bin difrɛn smɔl.
  Di Ɔstrian Ɛmpaya bin tek di sawt pat na Frans. Ɛn afta dat, i bin win Prɔshia, ɛn i bin tek di sawt pat na Jamani. Na Ɔstria bin bi di wɔl hegemon. Frans bin wik bad bad wan bikɔs ɔf di sivil wɔ. Prɔshia nɔ bin ebul fɔ gɛt wanwɔd. Di pipul dɛn na Ɔstria bin kam fɔ tek ɛn tek ɔl Prɔshia, ɛn sɔm pat dɛn na di ist pat na Frans. Dɛn bin mek wan big ɛmpaya we bin go ɔlsay na Afrika. I nɔ tu te, di pipul dɛn na Ɔstria bin win Bɛljiɔm, Ɔland, ɛn bɔku land na Afrika bak. Dɔn, wɔ bin apin bitwin Ɔstria ɛn Rɔshia agens Briten. I bin dɔn wit di divɛlɔpmɛnt na Afrika bitwin di Ɔstrian ɛn di Rɔshian.
  Emparɔ Franz bin rili bi di big big kiŋ, ɛn i bin pas Nɛpɔlyɔn Bɔnapat bay we i bin win lɛk af pat na Afrika ɛn bɔku pat na Yurop. I nɔ tu te, dɛn bin tek Frans bak kpatakpata, wit Spen ɛn Pɔtyugal. Yes, evritin bin go fayn, bot...
  Di pɔsin we go gɛt di prɔpati we Emparɔ Franz gɛt bin want fɔ tek Sɛbia to insɛf! Ɛn insay 1920, wan big wɔ bin bigin bitwin di Rɔshia we Nikolas di Sɛkɔn bin de rul ɛn di Gret Ɔstrian Ɛmpaya.
  Ɔl Yurop de na Ɔstria in sayd. Apat frɔm Briten, we nɔ strɔng lɛk rial istri, ɛn lɛk af pan Afrika. Plɛs, Swidan bin de agens Rɔshia. Ɛn dɛn bin kech Nɔwe ɛn Denmak ɔnda Emparɔ Franz.
  Dat na bin af pan di trɔbul. Di US bin stil de divayd ɛn as smɔl pawa. Bɔt Briten bin stil de kɔntrol Kanada ɛn Ɔstria. Ɛn afta di fɔs tu mɔnt we i bin de shem, i bin go bak fɔ fɛt na di say we Ɔstria de.
  So wan big wɔ bin bigin. Ɔstria ɛn Ingland agens Rɔshia.
  Na tru se Oleg Rybachenko de rayt de. Ɛn i de fɛt lɛk rial hiro we nɔ de bɛn.
  Di bɔbɔ shot di fɔrina ami wit mashin gɔn ɛn siŋ se:
  - Di antɛm fɔ di Mama Land de siŋ na wi at,
  Nobodi nɔ de we fayn pas am na di wan ol yunivas...
  Skruz di nayt in bim thrower tayt - .
  Day fɔ Gɔd in giv Rɔshia!
  Ɛn i de bit insɛf, pwɛl wit mashin gɔn wan ami we kɔmɔt ɔlsay na Yurop ɛn sɔm pan dɛn kɔmɔt na Afrika.
  Ɛn di bɔbɔ nɔ de giv-ɔp to insɛf. Na ya i trowe grenade wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i de swɛt:
  - Wi nɔ go giv in ɛn wi nɔ go giv ɔp!
  Ɛn bak di bɔbɔ faya wan bɔs we de kil ɛn pwɛl. I nɔ want fɔ giv-ɔp to in ɛnimi.
  Ɛn i de siŋ to insɛf se:
  - Nɔbɔdi nɔ go stɔp wi! Ivin layɔn nɔ go ebul fɔ win!
  Di bɔbɔ na rial hiro. Nɔbɔdi nɔ de bɛn ɛn nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ win am. Nayt fɔ Fet! Ivin if nɔto Kristian!
  Ɛn so dɛn bin pul di atak we Ɔstria bin atak dɛn.
  Di Ɔstrian ɛn di British gɛt tank, bɔt Rɔshia gɛt mastodon bak.
  Nikolas II stil gɛt bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn, we wi tink bɔt di kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de rul. Tink bɔt ɔl di pat dɛn na Eshia, di ist pat na Yurop, pat pan di Bolkans, pas af pat na Afrika.
  So Rɔshia bɛtɛ pas ɔl di ɔda sojaman dɛn we de waka na fut. Ɛn di sojaman dɛn kin fɛt wit maynd bad bad wan...
  Ɛn di pipul dɛn na Ɔstria nɔ bin ebul fɔ tinap tranga wan ɛn dɛn drɛb dɛn bak frɔm Wɔsaw. Dɔn di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin go na di Ɔda ɛn dɛn bin tek di Is Prɔshia. Galicia bin fɔdɔm bak, wit Lvov. Dɛn bin de rawnd Przemysl. Dɛn bin fri Krakow.
  Dɔn i kam fɔ no se di Slav dɛn nɔ bin want fɔ fɛt wit di Rɔshian dɛn ɛn dɛn bin de sɔrɛnda bɔku bɔku wan.
  Di fɛt dɛn bin sho bak se di Rɔshian tank dɛn we layt ɛn we nɔ ebul fɔ waka, bin ebul fɔ wok pas di Jaman tank dɛn we ebi ɛn we nɔ fayn. Ɛn insay avieshɔn, Tsarist Rɔshia jɔs strɔng pas di kwaliti we di British ɛn Ɔstrian dɛn gɛt.
  Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bigin fɔ fɛt bak afta dɛn dɔn stɔp fɔ fɛt. Dɛn tek ɔl tu di nɔmba dɛn ɛn di skil.
  Dɛn bin rawnd Budapest ɛn tek am. We i bin de na di si, Admiral Kolchak bin win di British dɛn ɛn tek Ɔstrelia. We dɛn bin de na land, di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin rawnd ɛn tek Bɛlin. Ɛn afta dat, Vienna.
  Di Ɔstrian Ɛmpaya bin de lɔs bak di fɛt na Afrika. Dɛn bin win di Inglish kɔp bak. Yɛs, tin nɔ bin fayn fɔ Emparɔ Adɔlf.
  I stɔp in ed na di rɔng ples ɛn bigin fɔ lɔs kpatakpata. Aw i go ebul fɔ tinap agens da kayn pawa de?
  Afta we Vienna bin fɔdɔm, di we aw di pipul dɛn na Ɔstria bin de agens di gɔvmɛnt bin kam fɔ bi di men tin. Ɛn i nɔ tu te, di Rɔshian dɛn bin tek ɔl Yurop ɛn Afrika. Na da sem tɛm de, dɛn bigin fɔ atak Kanada frɔm Alaska. Di British dɛnsɛf bin lɔs.
  Briten bin si se i nɔ de nia ɔda pipul dɛn ɛn i bin tray fɔ sidɔm na di ayland.
  Bɔt i klia se Rɔshia go win bay we i go bigin fɔ fɛt di plen.
  Ɛn i bin bɔm klos to ɔltin we bin de na di wata. Ɛn afta dat, dɛn bin land wan sojaman we bin de land na land, ɛn dis bin mek Briten put insɛf ɔnda am.
  So, di wan ol ist pat na di wɔl, ɛn Alaska ɛn Kanada, bin kam fɔ bi Rɔshian.
  Oval dis na big tin! Nikolai di sɛkɔn wan bin stɔp fɔ sɔm tɛm, ɛn digest di prɔpati dɛn. Amɛrika stil sheb ɛn i nɔ rili strɔng, lɛk ɔda stet dɛn we de dipen pan Rɔshia.
  Insay 1937, Tsa Nikolas di Sɛkɔn bin fɔdɔm insay wan plen. Na Alɛksi di Sɛkɔn bin gɛt di tron. Di pɔsin we go gɛt di prɔpati nɔ bin tan lɛk di rial stori, i bin rili gɛt wɛlbɔdi ɛn i bin gladi. Ɛn insay 1941, i bin disayd fɔ win ɔltin we in gret gret granpa dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ kech.
  We wi lɛf di planɛt, di Wɔl go dɔn bi wan ɛmpaya. Ɛn di Rɔshian ami bin muf fɔs go na di stet dɛn we de na di nɔt pat na Amɛrika, dɔn dɛn go na di wan dɛn we de na di sawt. Amɛrika nɔ bin strɔng ɛn dɛn bin kech am kwik kwik wan. Bɔt i bin kam fɔ bi se i izi fɔ win Mɛksiko. Dɔn, muf go ɔp. Wan bay wan, dɛn de kech wan kɔntri afta di ɔda wan. Di Brazil we big pas ɔl ɛn we strɔng pas ɔl. Bɔt i nɔ bin rich wan mɔnt.
  Ɛn na so dɛn win Latin Amɛrika ɛn Nyu Ziland. Alesei di Sɛkɔn bin go insay istri as di pɔsin we dɔn win ɔl di Rɔshian kɔnkrit dɛn. Ɛn ɔlrɛdi insay 1947, Rɔshian pipul dɛn we de go na di skay bin put dɛn fut pan di Mun. Ɛn insay 1958, i bin go na Mas! Insay 1961, to Venus. Insay 1972 to Mɛksiki, ɛn insay 1973 to di mun dɛn na Jupita. Insay 1975, we Alɛksi di Sɛkɔn bin ol 71 ia, i day. Dɛn bin gi am di niknem di Finisher. Ɛn in pikin we nem Nikolas di Tɔd bin bi kiŋ. Insay 1980, mɔtalman bin go insay di las planɛt we de fa pas ɔl na di Solar System - Pluto. Nikolas di Tɔd nɔ bin rul fɔ lɔng tɛm. I day insay 1985. Ɛn in pikin Alɛgzanda di nɔmba 4 bin go na di kiŋdɔm. Wan yɔŋ kiŋ we ol lɛk twɛnti sɛvin ia so. Ɛn di kiŋ tɛl dɛn fɔ rɛdi fɔ jomp pas di Solar System. Ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ bil sta ship dɛn ɛn wan foton rɔket. Ɛn fɔ dɔn, insay 2017, di fɔs intastela ɛkspɛdishin bin stat.
  
  TSAR NICHOLAS II GƐT DI LƆK FƆ PRESIDƐNT PUTIN
  Wan bigman we nem Oleg Rybachenko we bin de rayt buk ɛn we bin de rayt poem, bin fil se sɔntin nɔ de apin na di wɔl. Mɔtalman stil skata lɛk aw i bin de. Di nɔmba fɔ di kɔntri dɛn we de na di planɛt Wɔl de jɔs bɔku. Ɛn if ɛnibɔdi gɛt inflɔɛns, na jɔs totalitarian, diktetɔrial Chaina. Ɛn Rɔshia, afta we Vladimir Putin in rul dɔn, i bin go insay wan dip prɔblɛm. Di wɔ na di Kɔkas de kam bak, di wan dɛn we de sɔpɔt di lɛft ɛn di wan dɛn we lɛk di kɔntri de tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt. Di ikɔmi de go dɔŋ bak ɛn kraym de bɔku. Ɛn Rɔshia bigin fɔ skata.
  Pan ɔl we Vladimir Putin bin gɛt fayn fayn lɔk, i nɔ bin ɛva ebul fɔ mek wan strɔng, stebul pɔlitikal sistɛm, ɔ wan stebul ɛn we de gro kwik kwik wan. Dɛn nɔ bin sɔlv bɔku prɔblɛm dɛn we bin de na di soshal ɛn di etnik grup dɛn. Lak we nɔ bɔku bin alaw Putin fɔ mek i tan lɛk se i gɛt bɔku prɔpati. Bɔt jɔs afta i kɔmɔt de, ɔl di absɛs dɛn we nɔ wɛl bin opin wan tɛm.
  Pantap dat, di trɛtin fɔ nyuklia wɔ de kam! Di wɔl de chaos, Rɔshia de go insay big big sivil wɔ! Dis nid fɔ fiks kwik kwik wan.
  Di bɔbɔ rid insay wan buk se yu kin chenj di fate fɔ pipul dɛn, ɛn chenj in ples dɛn! Ɛn wan pawaful jipsi de we kin du dis to ɛnibɔdi.
  So wetin mek yu nɔ rivɛns di lɔk ɛn lɔk we Putin ɛn Nikolas II bin gɛt?
  Pantap dat, if Nikolas II gɛt bɔku bɔku sakrifays dɛn lɛk Putin, dat min se di we aw istri de go chenj. Ɛn insay di twɛnti fɔs sɛntiwɔd, di Romanov famili go rul na Rɔshia. Dis min se Putin nɔ go nid lɔk. Ɔ at least Rɔshia gɛt Putin in lɔk.
  Ɛn insay di twɛnti ia, dɛn rili nid di lɔk we di Tsarist Rɔshia gɛt.
  Di fambul rayta disayd fɔ go to di jipsi uman. Laki se, in adrɛs bin de na di intanɛt, ɛn divɛlɔp intuition bin tɛl di rayta ɛn poet se i nɔto charlatan atɔl.
  Fɔ tru, di jipsi nɔ simpul. I de na wan big os na Mɔsko, ɛn i luk lɛk twɛnti ia so, pan ɔl we i dɔn de tɔk bɔt tin dɛn frɔm di tɛm we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin de. Yu kin si di gyal we nɔ de dɔn wit blak kɔl ia wantɛm wantɛm - i rili ɔdinari!
  Oleg Rybachenko bin aks am se:
  - Du gud tin fɔ du! Chenj di lɔk fɔ Vladimir Putin ɛn Nikolas II!
  Di yɔŋ jipsi gyal we de sote go luk Oleg Rybachenko ɛn ansa se:
  - I gud se yu nɔto egoist ɛn yu go giv ɔp nɔto fɔ yusɛf, bɔt fɔ di kɔntri na Rɔshia! Ɛn i bɛtɛ fɔ mek yu gɛt bɔku ɛnaji ɛn imajineshɔn we nɔbɔdi nɔ si yet, we nɔbɔdi nɔ go biliv, we pas mɔtalman!
  Di jipsi wink ɛn kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk se:
  - Fɔ chenj istri so nɔto izi ivin fɔ mi! Bɔt yu, we gɛt di fantasi we strɔng ɛn rich pas ɔl na di wɔl, kin ɛp mi!
  Oleg Rybachenko bin nɔd fɔ sho se i gri se:
  - A redi fɔ ɛnitin! Ɛn a go du ɛnitin we a aks fɔ!
  Di yɔŋ jipsi nɔd ɛn se:
  -A go tɔn yu to bɔbɔ we ol lɛk twɛlv ia so, ɛn yu go gro sloslo pasmak ɛn yu nɔ go ɛva ol pas fɔtin na bɔdi. A go sɛn yu na wan wɔl we fiba yu, usay yu go bi slev fɔs!
  Oleg Rybachenko bin tɔk we i gri se:
  - A dɔn rɛdi!
  Di jipsi nɔd ɛn kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk se:
  - Yu go gɛt fɔ gɛt nayn artifakt ston dɛn fɔ mi: blak, wayt, rɛd, ɔrɛnj, yɔlɔ, grɛn, blu, indigo, pepul. Ɛn apat frɔm dis, di tin we mek tɛn na Koshchei in krawn!
  I at, bɔt yu go gɛt di bɔdi we yɔŋ, fast, strɔng, we ebul fɔ bia sote go we bɔbɔ we de fɛt wɔ kin gɛt. Ɛn plus wan ɛkstra ɔdinari intellect ɛn wan fenomenal gift fɔ imajineshɔn. I nɔ go te igen, yu go gɛda tin dɛn we dɛn dɔn yuz fɔ mek tin dɛn ɛn go bak na yu wɔl. Ɛn fɔ sote go yu go de na wan bɔbɔ we ol lɛk fɔtin ia so we strɔng ɛn fast pasmak, ɛn i nɔ go pɔsibul fɔ kil yu. Dat min se yu go gɛt layf bak we nɔ de day as blɛsin!
  Oleg Rybachenko bin nɔd fɔ sho se i gri se:
  - Wan kin jɔs drim bɔt dis!
  Di yɔŋ witch we bin de sote go bin tɔk se:
  - Bɔt tɛn artifakt na mi yon, ɛn na mi yon nɔmɔ! Dɛn go gi mi trɛnk so dat yu go fit fɔ gɛt layf we nɔ de day! Insay da tɛm de, a go mek yu slip, ɛn yu go wek lɛk slev bɔbɔ na di say dɛn we dɛn de kɔt ston. Ɛn afta dat, yu sɛns go tɛl yu aw fɔ kɔmɔt pan dis!
  We yu muf, a go ebul fɔ chenj di fate, lɔk, ɛn lɔk fɔ Prɛsidɛnt Putin ɛn Tsar Nicholas II. Yu go gɛda tin dɛn we dɛn dɔn mek frɔm difrɛn wɔl dɛn fɔ mi, ɛn insay da tɛm de, frɔm di biginin fɔ di twɛnti sɛntiwɔd, di istri bɔt Rɔshia go go difrɛn we. Dat min se, ivin if yu nɔ gɛda di tin dɛn we dɛn dɔn mek - nayn ston ɛn Koshchei in krawn, di Tsar fɔ Rɔshia Nikolas II go stil gɛt lɔk, fate, ɛn di lɔk fɔ Rɔshian Prɛsidɛnt Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin!
  Oleg Rybachenko bin smayl big wan ɛn ansa se:
  -Dis na gud tin! Insay di nyu wɔl, a go gɛt kol at se di we aw istri dɔn chenj fɔ bɛtɛ! Ɛn se Rɔshia go ebul fɔ mek ɔda tin dɛn apin ɔlsay na di wɔl ɛn bi kɔntri we gɛt pawa! Ɛn wan absolyut hegemon!
  Di yɔŋ jipsi we de sote go ɔda:
  - Ledɔm na di sofa!
  Oleg Rybachenko bin ledɔm.
  Di majik gyal bin de purp se:
  - Naw slip! Yu go wek na ɔda wɔl.
  Oleg Rybachenko in yay dɛn lɔk, ɛn i lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i slip wantɛm wantɛm.
  Di jipsi bin pul di tin dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn kip bifo tɛm na di kɔntena dɛn ɛn bigin fɔ pripia di mɛrɛsin. I bin opin di gas ɔnda di kɔl we dɛn bin dɔn pripia fɔ mek majik. Ɛn i bigin fɔ trowe difrɛn tin dɛn de, ɛn i de mek spɛl. Na da sem tɛm de, di titi we de sote go pul wan dɛk we gɛt kad dɛn na in pɔkit ɛn siŋ se:
  - Oh, fate, fate, ɛp Nikolai! Gud lak frɔm Putin, kam to Tsar Romanov!
  Mek Romanov win
  Rul dɛn lɛk Genghis Khan...
  Mek i bring yu lak, .
  Putin bay we i tif wan gift!
    
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  Nikolas di Gret Zar...
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  Bi lɛk Vladimir Putin!
  Di kɔl bigin fɔ bɔl, ɛn di mɛrɛsin bigin fɔ bɔbul insay. Di jipsi layt di kad dɛn, mek wan spɛl ɛn trowe di dɛk insay di bɔyl haz... Wan supa-brayt flash flash, lɛk se na frɔm wan tawzin foto blitz. Di Oleg Rybachenko we bin de slip bin lɔs... Ɛn afta dat, afta i layt, di kɔl sɛf bin lɔs.
  Di big ol usay di bigman we de du majik bin de mek in spɛl, bin ɛmti ɛn kwayɛt!
  Di yɔŋ witch we bin de sote go se:
  - Wɛl! A chenj di kɔs fɔ istri ɛn i kul! Ɛn if dis idealist laki ɛn gɛda artifacts, den a go bi so pawaful dat Setan insɛf go envy mi!
  Ɛn di jipsi majik uman bin de shayn wit ɛmirald yay!
  Ɛn wan mirekul bin apin!
  Wetin bin rili de wet fɔ Nikolas II... Fɔ tru, bɔku tin dɔn chenj. No blɔd brawl nɔ bin de di tɛm we dɛn bin de mek di krawn. Ɛn fɔ mek dɛn go ebul fɔ mek di say dɛn we dɛn de go na Chaena bin wok fayn. Na tru se di wɔ wit Jepan bin apin. Dis bin jɔs bi tin we nɔ go ɛva apin insay istri. I klia se di monsta we bin de bifo di samurai dɛn fɔ dɔn pul in wɛpɔn dɛn ɛn pwɛl am. Ɛn nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ rɔnawe pan dis. Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ lɛf denja na yu bɔda dɛn.
  Na Jepan na bin di fɔs wan we bigin di wɔ, bɔt di tray we dɛn bin tray fɔ atak Rɔshian ship dɛn nɔ bin ebul. Di Rɔshian dɛn nɔ bin gɛt bɔku damej, ɛn dɛn bin sink wan duzin bot dɛn we bin de pwɛl di Land of the Rising Sun.
  "Varyag" bin ebul fɔ rɔnawe bak frɔm di ɛnkɔrejmɛnt. We bin tɔn to big sakrifays. Ɛn Admiral Makarov bin rich na si kwik kwik wan ɛn lɛ wi pwɛl di Japan pipul dɛn. Ɛn Jɛnɛral Kuropatkin bin win di samurai dɛn na land ɛn tek di wan ol Korian Pɛninsula kpatakpata.
  Ɛn ivin Tsa Nikolas II bin disayd: i bin nid fɔ de sef frɔm Jepan sote go! Bɔt as? Yɛs, land sojaman dɛn ɛn aneks dɛn ɔl to Rɔshia as provins.
  Ɛn afta dat, wan big fɛt bin apin na di si, usay Admiral Makarov bin dɔn di Japan bot dɛn.
  Fo gyal pikin dɛnsɛf bin tek pat pan di fɛt! Bare-legged ɛn insay bikini!
  Natasha, Zoya, Ɔrora, Svetlana, ɛn ɔda pipul dɛn. Fo fayn fayn uman dɛn we, we dɛn de wev sab, de go insay di big big samurai ship.
  Natasha kɔt di Japan pipul dɛn ɛn ala se:
  - Yu go smɛl, narrow-eyed!
  Zoya kɔt wan ɔda samurai ɛn tɔk se:
  - Ɛn yu yay dɛn na safaya!
  Natasha, we bin dɔn rul di mil, bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Na tru se yes! Na tru se na yɛs!
  Ɛn afta dat, Ɔrora tek am bak ɛn kik di Japan pipul dɛn na dɛn chin wit in il we nɔ gɛt natin. I brok in jaw ɛn ala se:
  - Hurray fɔ di Mama Land!
  Svetlana tek am, kɔt di samurai in ed ɛn blɔk se:
  - Fɔ Tsar Nikolas II!
  Yɛs, fɔ tru, bɔku tin dipen pan lɔk. Speshali, Admiral Makarov bin stil de alayv. Ɛn i bin tɔn to di sɛkɔn Ushakɔv. Aw i de kɔmand wit sɛns. Im sef de fo mobayl kruiz, im fit kip op wit evritin. Ɛn di Japan pipul dɛn, we, bay di we, nɔ bin gɛt big advantej pan gɔn, dɛn bin bit dɛn insay sɛkshɔn ɛn taktik wan.
  Di skil we jenɛral ɔ nevl kɔmanda gɛt pas wan smɔl advantej pan nɔmba.
  Pantap dat, bay dis tɛm, di pipul dɛn na Jepan bin wik. So, Makarov smash dɛn. I de fos fɔ fɛt klos, usay Rɔshian ship dɛn we gɛt shel dɛn we de kɔt klos kin strɔng pas am fa fawe.
  Ɛn dɛn dɔn win di Japan pipul dɛn. Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn kech wan ɔda samurai ship. Ɛn pan am di flag fɔ di tsarist ɛmpaya de flay!
  Wetin na di Japan pipul dɛn? Yu nɔ rili sabi fɔ gɛt lɔk? Nicholas II bin gɛt Vladimir Putin in lɔk ɛn ɔltin bin go fayn fɔ am!
  Wetin wi go se bɔt di gyal pikin dɛn? Di 4 biuti pipul we de insay bikini na Rodnover witch dɛm we disayd fɔ fɛt fɔ di kiŋ, pan ɔl we bɔku tɛm dɛn nɔ gɛt natin fɔ du wit dis wɔl.
  Bɔt insay dis kes, i nid fɔ ɛp di pipul dɛn na Rɔshia. Ɛn dis na bikɔs ɔf Putin in lɔk. I nɔ bin fɔ ɛva kech Kraym if i nɔ faya shot, if nɔto fɔ di sem 4 witch gyal dɛn. Dɛn bin ɛp fɔ mek wan mirekul apin. Bɔt if Rɔshia bin nid fɔ tek Kraym frɔm di pipul dɛn we gɛt brɔda ɛn sista dɛn, stil na kwɛstyɔn. Bɔt fɔ jɔyn Chaina to di Rɔshian Ɛmpaya na fayn tin! Imajin aw bɔku sɔbjɛkt dɛn di Rɔshian Tsar go gɛt - i kin krɔs di wan ol wɔl!
  Fɔ tɔk smɔl, di gyal pikin dɛn we de ya nɔ de west dɛn tɛm. Ɛn ɔlrɛdi dɛn dɔn de blo di nyu fɛt ship.
  Ɛn bak dɛn kech am. Ɛn di sab dɛn we de na di biuti dɛn an jɔs de flash, ɛn dɛn so shap. Ɛn so bɔku Jepan pipul dɛn bin miks.
  Di fɛt na si bin dɔn wit di las sink we di Japan skwadron bin sink ɛn we dɛn bin kech Admiral Togo.
  Ɛn di landin bigin. Nɔto inof stimship ɛn transpɔt dɛn bin de. Ɛn dɛn bin de yuz lɔng bot dɛn, transpɔt dɛn na kruk ɛn fɛt ship dɛn, ɛn du bɔku ɔda tin dɛn. Di Tsa bin tɛl dɛn fɔ yuz di masta sabi bot dɛn we dɛn de land.
  Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin bit di samurai dɛn we bin de tray fɔ trowe dɛn kɔmɔt na di brij ed. Bɔt di tsarist ami bin ol ɔp wit maynd. Ɛn dɛn bin tɔn di big big atak wit bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn we dɛn lɔs.
  We dɛn bin de atak di witch gyal pikin dɛn, dɛn bin de kɔt wit sab ɛn trowe grenade pan di ɛnimi wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Na tru se dɛn de na di say dɛn we denja pas ɔl. Ɛn aw dɛn bigin fɔ faya mashin gɔn. Ɛvri bulɛt de na di target.
  Natasha faya, trowe grenade wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn chirp:
  - Nɔbɔdi nɔ kul pas mi!
  Zoya, we bin de faya mashin gɔn, trowe di gift fɔ day wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn swɛt:
  - Fɔ Tsar Nikolas II!
  Ɔrora, we kɔntinyu fɔ faya frɔm mashin gɔn ɛn jomp ɔp, snap ɛn se:
  - Fɔ Gret Rus'!
  Svetlana, we kɔntinyu fɔ bash di ɛnimi, tɔk agresiv wan, i sho in tit, i trowe grenade wit in il we nɔ gɛt natin:
  - Fɔ di kiŋ in ɛmpaya!
  Di sojaman dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ bit ɛn trit. Dɛn gɛt da kayn bɔku bɔku ɛnaji de. Dɛn shot dɛnsɛf ɛn pwɛl di samurai dɛn we de go bifo.
  Na tawzin, tɛn tawzin Japan pipul dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi de we i kil.
  Ɛn di samurai dɛn we dɛn dɔn win rɔnawe... Di gyal pikin dɛn rili kil dɛn.
  En di Russian dem de kot op samurai wit bayonet...
  Di asɔlt na ripuls. Ɛn nyu Rɔshian sojaman dɛn kin land na di si. Di brij ed de bɔku. Na tru se i nɔ bad fɔ di Tsarist ɛmpaya. Wan win afta di ɔda wan. Ɛn Admiral Makarov go ɛp bak wit in gɔn dɛn. Sweeping away di Japan pipul dɛn.
  Ɛn naw, di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi de muf ɔlsay na Jepan. Ɛn dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔp dɛn avalanch. Dɛn kɔt di ɛnimi dɛn ɛn chuk dɛn wit bayɔnet.
  Natasha, we de atak di samurai dɛn ɛn kɔt dɛn wit sab, de siŋ se:
  - Wait wulf dɛn de flɔk! Na da tɛm de nɔmɔ di res go sev!
  Ɛn aw i kin trowe grenade wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin!
  Zoya de siŋ wit faya faya agreshɔn. Ɛn bak fɔ trowe wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, sɔntin we spɛshal, we de kil:
  -Di wik pipul dɛn de day, dɛn de kil dɛn! Fɔ protɛkt oli bɔdi!
  Ɔgɔstin, we de shot di ɛnimi, ɛn slash wit sab, ɛn trowe grenade wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, de ala:
  - Wɔ de go bifo na di lush fɔrɛst, trɛtin de kɔmɔt ɔlsay!
  Svetlana, we bin de faya ɛn trowe gift dɛn fɔ day wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, tek am ɛn ala se:
  - Bɔt wi kin win di ɛnimi ɔltɛm! Wait wulf dɛn de salut to hiro dɛn!
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn we de mek kɔras, de pwɛl di ɛnimi, de siŋ, ɛn trowe wɛpɔn dɛn we de kil wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  - Insay wan oli wɔ! I go bi wi win! Imperial flag fɔ go bifo! Glori to di hiro we dɔn fɔdɔm!
  Ɛn bak di gyal pikin dɛn kin shot ɛn siŋ insay wan ala we de mek pɔsin yɛri:
  - Nɔbɔdi nɔ go stɔp wi! Nɔbɔdi nɔ go win wi! Wait wulf dɛn kin krɔs di ɛnimi! Wait wulf - salut to hiro dɛm!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn de waka ɛn rɔn... Ɛn di Rɔshian ami de muf go na Tɔkyo. Ɛn di Japan pipul dɛn de kil dɛnsɛf, ɛn dɛn de kɔt dɛn dɔŋ. Di Rɔshian ami de muf. Ɛn wan win afta di ɔda wan.
  Tsar Nicholas bin rili pul wan laki tikɛt. Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn dɔn bigin fɔ atak di kapital siti na Jepan. Ɛn ɔl dis rili fayn.
  Di gyal pikin dɛm ya, fɔ tru, de bifo ɔlman ɛn dɛn prɛshɔn ɛn ɛksplɔyt de na big ayt.
  Ɛspɛshali we dɛn de trowe grenade wit fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Dis kin mek di samurai dɛn shɔk ɛn fred.
  Bɔt na ya dɛn de klaym di wɔl na di kapital siti na Jepan. Ɛn dɛn kin kɔt pipul ɛn ɔs dɛn fɔ mek kabij. Dɛn bin de krɔs di wan dɛn we bin de agens dɛn. Di gyal pikin dɛn de kam, dɛn de ala ɛn laf! Ɛn wit dɛn bare il dɛn kin kik yu na yu chin. Di Japan pipul dɛn de flay ɔpsayd dɔŋ. Ɛn dɛn kin fɔdɔm pan dɛn yon tik.
  Ɛn di wɔri pipul dɛn kin wev dɛn sab dɛn mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Ɛn di samurai dɛn kin sɔfa afta dɛn dɔn win dɛn. So di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin tek Tɔkyo.
  Mikado rɔn wit fred, bɔt i nɔ ebul fɔ ayd ɛnisay. Ɛn so di gyal pikin dɛn tek am prizina ɛn tay am!
  Big big win! Di Jepan Emparɔ bin sayn fɔ lɛ i lɛf in pawa fɔ sɔpɔt Nikolas di Sɛkɔn. Dɛn dɔn mek di taytul fɔ di Rɔshian Tsar lɔng bad bad wan. Koria, Mɔngolia, Manchuria, di Kuril Ayland dɛn, Taywan ɛn Jepan sɛf kin bi Rɔshian provins dɛn. Pan ɔl we Jepan gɛt smɔl, smɔl ɔtonami. Bɔt in empara na Rɔshian, na ɔtokratik tsa!
  Nikolas II stil bi absolyut monarch, we nɔ gɛt ɛnitin fɔ stɔp am. Na in na di Ɔtokratik Tsar!
  Ɛn naw bak di Emparɔ fɔ Jepan, Yɔlɔ Rɔshia, Bogdykhan, Khan, Kagan, ɛn so ɔda wan dɛn, so de go, so de go...
  Yɛs, mɔ lɔk. Notis se lak bin alaw Putin fɔ win bɔku tin! Di twɛnti fɔs sɛntiwɔd, alas, nɔ rili fayn fɔ kech!
  Us bɛnifit Rɔshia gɛt frɔm di tru tin we se Putin in ɛnimi we nem Makɛn bin day pan bren kansa? Lak, na tru, na big big tin, yu nɔ go ivin imajin am bay wilful - fɔ mek yu ɛnimi day so bad ɛn nɔ fayn day!
  Bɔt di patikyula ritɔn fɔ Rɔshia na ziro.
  Bɔt fɔ Nikolas II, dis kayn lɔk ɛn lɔk we Putin bin gɛt bin tɔn to big big teritɔrial bɛnifit dɛn. Bɔt fɔ tru, wetin mek fɔchɔ fɔ gi gift to Putin? Wɛl, frɔm di tru se Sobchak day da kayn tɛm de ɛn i nɔ bin nid fɔ gi am di post fɔ bi edman fɔ di kɔnstityushɔn kɔt, aw i fayn fɔ Rɔshia?
  Ɛn Tsar Nicholas II we de na All Rus" na spɛshal pɔsin. Na tru se afta dis kayn big win, in pawa ɛn pawa bin strɔng. Dis min se dɛn kin du sɔm rifɔm dɛn. Mɔ na di Ɔtodɔks! Alaw nobul dɛn fɔ gɛt 4 wɛf dɛn, lɛk insay Islam. Ɛn bak fɔ gi sojaman dɛn di rayt fɔ gɛt sɛkɔn wɛf as blɛsin fɔ di wok we dɛn du ɛn fɔ di wok we dɛn de du fetful wan.
  Gud rifɔm! Bikɔs di nɔmba fɔ pipul dɛn we kɔmɔt na ɔda rilijɔn ɛn fɔrina dɛn na di ɛmpaya dɔn bɔku, dat min se di nɔmba fɔ di Rɔshian dɛn nid fɔ bɔku. Ɛn aw fɔ du am? Na di ɛkspɛns fɔ uman dɛn na ɔda neshɔn dɛn. Afta ɔl, if Rɔshian tek tri Chaynish uman dɛn as wɛf, dat min se i go bɔn pikin frɔm dɛn, ɛn udat dɛn pikin ya go bi bay dɛn kɔntri?
  Na tru se Rɔshian na mi papa in sayd! Ɛn dat na fayn tin! Nikolas di Sɛkɔn, we bin gɛt maynd we de go bifo, bin rili lɛk Gɔd pas in sol. Ɛn fɔ tru, i bin put rilijɔn fɔ di gɔvmɛnt, ɛn nɔto di ɔda we!
  So Nikolas II bin mek in pawa strɔng pan di bigman dɛn. Man dɛn dɔn want dis fɔ lɔng tɛm. Ɛn i bin aksɛleret di Russification fɔ di ɔdasay dɛn.
  Wɛl, di prist dɛnsɛf nɔ bin de tink bɔt dat. Pantap dat, fet bin wik insay di ia 1900. Ɛn rilijɔn bin de sav di kiŋ, dɛn nɔ bin rili biliv Gɔd!
  Ɛn di win dɛn we di sojaman dɛn bin win bin mek di pipul dɛn lɛk Nikolas, ɛn we bin dɔn yus fɔ rul di gɔvmɛnt, nɔ bin rili want fɔ mek dɛn chenj dɛn. Di Rɔshian dɛn nɔ bin ɛva no ɛni ɔda pawa!
  Ɛn di ikɔmi de go bifo, di pe de go ɔp. Ɛvri ia, tɛn pasɛnt de go ɔp. Fɔ tru, wetin mek yu fɔ chenj?
  Insay 1913, Tsa Nikolas, we bin de we di Romanov famili bin ol tɛn ia, i bin ridyus di de fɔ wok bak to 10.5 awa, ɛn Satide ɛn bifo ɔlide, ivin to 8 awa. Di nɔmba fɔ di wikɛnd ɛn ɔlide dɛn bak dɔn bɔku. Dɛn bigin fɔ sɛlibret am as de fɔ lɛf fɔ wok ɛn di de we Jepan sɔrɛnda. Ɛn di kiŋ in batde, ɛn di kwin in batde, ɛn di krawn de.
  Afta i kam fɔ no se di pɔsin we go gɛt di tron gɛt ɛmofilia, Tsa Nikolas bin tek insɛf sɛkɔn wɛf. So, dɛn bin sɔlv di prɔblɛm bɔt pɔsin we go tek in ples fɔ di tron.
  Bɔt wan big wɔ bin de kam nia. Jamani bin de drim fɔ shep di wɔl bak. Bɔt, di tsarist Rɔshia bin rɛdi fɔ fɛt wɔ.
  Insay 1910, di Rɔshian dɛn bin tek Pekin ɛn mek dɛn ɛmpaya bɔku. Briten bin gri fɔ du dis fɔ chenj fɔ mek dɛn mek wan agrimɛnt agens Jamani.
  Di kiŋ in sojaman dɛn bin bɔku pas ɔlman ɛn dɛn bin gɛt pawa pas ɔlman. Di nɔmba we i bin gɛt insay pis tɛm bin rich tri milyɔn ɛn wan tawzin rejimɛnt dɛn. Jamani bin gɛt siks ɔndrɛd tawzin pipul dɛn nɔmɔ we pis bin de. Plɛs Ɔstria-Ɔŋgaria, bɔt in sojaman dɛn nɔ rɛdi fɔ fɛt!
  Bɔt di Jamani pipul dɛn stil de plan fɔ fɛt wit Frans ɛn Briten. Ɛn usay dɛn go ebul fɔ drɔ tu frɔnt?
  Di Rɔshian dɛn gɛt di wɔl in fɔs layt tank dɛn "Luna"-2 insay mas prodakshɔn. Ɛn 4-ɛnjin bɔm dɛn we dɛn kɔl "Ilya Muromets" ɛn fɛt-fɛt plen dɛn we gɛt mashin gɔn "Alexander" ɛn bɔku ɔda tin dɛn. Ɛn fɔ tru, na pawaful bot dɛn.
  Jamani nɔ gɛt ɛni ikwal pawa.
  Ɛn di Jamani dɛn bin stil disayd fɔ atak Bɛljiɔm ɛn pas Paris. Natin nɔ bin de fɔ dɛn na ya atɔl.
  Bɔt di wɔ bigin ɛni we. Jamani bin mek in muv we bin kil am. Ɛn in sojaman dɛn bin muf go na Bɛljiɔm. Na di fɔs dɛn nɔmɔ nɔ ikwal. Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi de muf krɔs Prɔshia ɛn Ɔstria-Ɔŋgaria. Ɛn di Luna-2 tank we gɛt spid we na 40 kilomita, dɔn ɔlrɛdi bi wan big big pawa.
  Pantap dat, notis se Tsa Nikolas bin laki we di wɔ bigin. Di Tsar insɛf nɔ bin fɔ dɔn atak Jamani. Ɛn so na di Rɔshian sayd, big, ɔvawɛl supiriɔriti de pan fɔs, tank, supiriɔriti pan artileri, ɛn di bɛst avieshɔn pan kwantiti ɛn kwaliti. Ɛn wan ikɔmi we strɔng, as i bin pɔsibul fɔ avɔyd di risɛshɔn we di rivɔlɔshɔn ɛn di win we dɛn win di wɔ bin mek. Ɛn so ɔltɛm, upsurge ɛn sakrifays de afta sakrifays.
  I klia se dɛn bin de atak di Jamani pipul dɛn. Ɛn afta dat, dɛnsɛf bin go insay wit di men sojaman dɛn, agens Frans ɛn Briten. Usay dɛn fɔ go?
  Tek Itali ɛn deklare wɔ pan Ɔstria-Ɔŋgaria! Di onli plus na dat Türkiye enta di war against Russia. Bɔt dis bɛtɛ fɔ di kiŋ, i kin dɔn tek Kɔnstantinopl ɛn di strɛch fɔ insɛf! So...
  Ɛn bak 4 witch dɛn, we na yɔŋ pipul dɛn we biliv sote go na di kɔntri we nem Natasha, Zoya, Aurora, Svetlana we de fɛt! Ɛn dɛn go ɔlrɛdi bit yu! So dɛn go bit di Jamani ɛn di Turk dɛn ɔl tu!
  Wan man we nem Oleg Rybachenko we de rayt ɛn we de rayt poem bin wek. Fɔ sote go, di yɔŋ witch-sorcers fulfil in prɔmis, gi Nicholas II di lak fɔ Vladimir Putin ɛn naw Oleg Rybachenko fɔ fulfil in yon. Fɔ wek nɔ bin izi. Wan had wip bin bit di bɔbɔ in bɔdi. Di bɔbɔ jomp ɔp. Yɛs, Oleg Rybachenko naw na bɔbɔ we gɛt mɔsul, ɛn dɛn chen am wit in an ɛn leg dɛn. Yu kin si wan bɔdi we blak tan, dray ɛn gɛt sayn, wit mɔsul dɛn we de sho klia wan. Wan slev we rili strɔng ɛn we gɛt trɛnk, we gɛt strɔng skin we at so dat di ovasia in bit nɔ go ebul fɔ kɔt am. Yu rɔn fɔ go it brɛf wit di ɔda bɔbɔ dɛn, yu grap frɔm di grɔn usay di yɔŋ slev dɛn kin slip nekɛd ɔl ɛn dɛn nɔ gɛt blankit. Na tru se i wam ya, di klaymat tan lɛk Ijipt. Ɛn di bɔbɔ ɔl nekɛd, na chen nɔmɔ. Bɔt dɛn kin lɔng ɛn i nɔ kin ambɔg pɔsin we i de waka ɔ wok. Bɔt yu nɔ go ebul fɔ tek big stɛp pan dɛn.
  Bifo yu it, yu kin was yu an dɛn na di watasay. Yu kin gɛt rɛshɔn: rays we dɛn dɔn mash, ɛn fish we dɔn rɔtin. Bɔt to slev bɔbɔ we angri, dis kin tan lɛk se na fayn tin fɔ it. En den yu go na di mayn. Di san nɔ kɔmɔt yet na mɔnin ɛn i rili fayn.
  Di bɔbɔ in fut dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin dɔn rɔf ɛn ɔni sote di shap ston dɛn nɔ de at atɔl, dɛn kin ivin tikl fayn fayn wan.
  Kwari usay pikin dɛn we nɔ rich siksti ia yet kin wok. Na tru se dɛn gɛt smɔl smɔl motoka dɛn ɛn tul dɛn. Bɔt yu fɔ wok fayvtin, siksti awa, jɔs lɛk big pipul dɛn.
  I de stink, so dɛn kin rili fil fri dɛnsɛf rayt na di kol fes. Di wok simpul: kɔt ston dɛn wit pikɔk, dɔn kɛr dɛn insay baskɛt ɔ pan strɛcha. Sɔntɛnde, yu kin gɛt fɔ push di troli bak. Bɔku tɛm, di bɔbɔ dɛn kin push am tu ɛn tri. Bɔt na Oleg Rybachenko nɔmɔ dɛn pik bikɔs i rili strɔng. Ɛn i ol di pikaks na in an lɛk big pɔsin. I nid fɔ dɔn wan wok we big pas di ɔda wan dɛn.
  Na tru se dɛn de gi yu mɔ ɛn mɔ. Tri tɛm insay di de, nɔto tu tɛm.
  Di slev bɔbɔ we in bɔdi Oleg Rybachenko dɔn de, dɔn de ya fɔ sɔm ia naw. Dɛn kin obe, dɛn kin wok tranga wan, dɛn kin praktis ɔl di muvmɛnt dɛn te dɛn kin du am ɔtomɛtik wan. Rili damn strɔng, resilient ɛn prɛktikal no nɔ taya. Bɔt di sem tɛm, di bɔbɔ nɔ kin gro bɛtɛ, ɛn naw i nɔ de luk pas twɛlv ia, ɛn i gɛt avrej ayt fɔ dis ej.
  Bɔt trɛnk... Fɔ sɔm big pipul dɛn. Wan yɔŋ hiro. Bɔt we i tan lɛk se i nɔ go ɛva bi big pɔsin, ɛn i nɔ go gro biad.
  Ɛn tɛl Gɔd tɛnki! As rayta ɛn poet, Oleg Rybachenko nɔ bin lɛk fɔ sheb. Yu de wok fɔ yusɛf ɛn brok ston, krɔm dɛn. Ɛn to di kat. Dɔn yu kin kɛr am go na di troli. I at fɔ push am ɛn di pikin dɛn kin tek turn fɔ du dis.
  Di bɔbɔ dɛn we de ya dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ blak, bɔt dɛn fes na Yuropian, Indu ɔ Arab. Pantap dat, bɔku ɔda wan dɛn de we kɔmɔt na Yurop.
  Oleg tek tɛm luk dɛn gud gud wan. Dɛn nɔ alaw slev fɔ tɔk, dɛn kin bit dɛn wit wip.
  Oleg Rybachenko tu de silent fo nau. Ɛn i de stɔdi. Na ya, apat frɔm man supavaysa dɛn, uman dɛn de bak. Dɛn kin kruk bak ɛn dɛn kin bit dɛn wit wip.
  Pantap dat, nɔto ɔl bɔy pikin dɛn gɛt skin we strɔng lɛk Oleg in yon. Bɔku pipul dɛn kin bɔs ɛn blɔd. Ɛn di gad dɛn kin bit yu te yu day. Di wok rili tranga, ɛn di bɔy pikin dɛn, mɔ we di san de kɔmɔt, kin bigin fɔ swet bɔku.
  Ɛn na ya nɔto wan san de, bɔt tu de. Ɛn dis kin mek di de rili lɔng. Ɛn bɔku wok de. Di bɔy pikin dɛn nɔ gɛt tɛm fɔ slip ɛn rilaks. Dis na big big sɔfa fɔ dɛn.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin de wok fɔ insɛf, i bin de yuz mashin fɔ kɔt ɛn lod. Stirred fɔ misɛf...
  Ɛn i bin imajin wan pikchɔ bɔt wetin de apin afta Nikolas II bin gɛt di sakrifays we Rɔshia Prɛsidɛnt Vladimir Putin bin gɛt.
  Natasha, Zoya, Aurora, ɛn Svetlana atak di Ɔstrian dɛn na Przemysl. Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin tek Lvov wantɛm wantɛm. Ɛn dɛn atak di fɔt we strɔng pas ɔl.
  Girls dɛn nɔ gɛt leg ɛn dɛn wɛr bikini, dɛn de rɔsh kwik kwik wan na di strit dɛn na di siti.
  Dɛn kin kɔt di Ɔstrian dɛn ɛn trowe smɔl smɔl disk dɛn wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Na di sem tɛm di gyal pikin dɛn kin siŋ:
  - Tsar Nicholas na wi mɛsaya,
  Wan bad bad rula fɔ di pawaful Rɔshia...
  Di ol wɔl de shek - usay i go go - .
  Fɔ Nikolai wit wan siŋ fɔ go bifo!
  Natasha kɔt di Ɔstrian dɛn, trowe grenade wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn bigin fɔ siŋ:
  - Fɔ Rus'!
  Zoya de krɔs in ɛnimi dɛn bak, ɛn siŋ wit aplomb:
  - Fɔ di kiŋ in ɛmpaya!
  Ɛn wan grenade we in fut we nɔ gɛt natin trowe de flay! Dis na gyal we de kil pipul. Kin krɔs yu jaw ɛn drink di si!
  Ɛn Ɔrora insɛf de trowe disk wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, skata di Ɔstrian dɛn ɛn swɛt:
  - Fɔ di big big tin we Rɔshia gɛt!
  Ɛn i go pul in tit dɛn we rili shap! We de spak lɛk fang.
  Svetlana sɛf nɔ fɔgɛt fɔ giv in, ɛn i de ala:
  - Rus' of di Oli ɛn Invincible Nikolas II!
  Di titi de sho se i rili lɛk am. Ɛn wit fut we nɔ gɛt natin i de trowe ɔltin ɛn trowe prɛzɛnt!
  Natasha, we de faya ɛn kɔt kɔt, ɛn trowe wɛpɔn dɛn we de kil wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, de swɛt:
  - A lɛk mi Rus'! A lɛk mi Rus"! Ɛn a go kɔt una ɔl!
  Ɛn Zoya kin shot ɛn ala bak, i kin trowe sɔntin we kin bɔn wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin:
  - Gret Zar Nikolas! Mek di mawnten dɛn ɛn di si dɛn ɔl tu bi in yon!
  Ɔrora, we de ala wit wayl, frenzi wamat, ɛn trowe prɛzɛnt wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, de ala:
  - Nɔbɔdi nɔ go stɔp wi! Nɔbɔdi nɔ go win wi! Dash gyal pikin dɛn kin krɔs ɛnimi dɛn wit bare fut ɛn bare il!
  Ɛn bak di gyal pikin dɛn de insay wan wayl rɔsh. Dɛn kech Przemysl we i de muv ɛn siŋ, de kɔmpoz as dɛn de go;
  Wi oli Rus" de glori, .
  Bɔku fiuja win dɛn de insay am...
  Di titi de rɔn barefut
  Ɛn i nɔ fayn igen na di wɔl!
  
  Wi na di dashing Rodnoverki, .
  Wich pipul dɛn kin ɔltɛm barefut...
  Girls lɛk bɔy pikin dɛn bad bad wan
  I fayn fayn wan!
  
  Wi nɔ go ɛva giv-ɔp
  Mek wi no cave in to wi enemies...
  Pan ɔl we wi fut dɛn nɔ gɛt natin, .
  Bɔku bɔku brus dɛn go de!
  
  I kin fayn fɔ mek gyal pikin dɛn rɔsh
  Barefoot in di kol...
  Wi na rili wulf pikin dɛn
  Wi kin panch am!
  
  Wi nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔp
  Wan fɔmidabul horde fɔ Fritz...
  Ɛn wi nɔ de wɛr sus
  Setan de fred wi!
  
  Di gyal pikin dɛn de sav Gɔd Rod, .
  We, fɔ tru, na big tin...
  Wi de fɔ glori ɛn fridɔm, .
  Di Kaiser go bi wan nasty bit!
  
  Fɔ Rɔshia, we fayn pas ɔl, .
  Di fɛtman dɛn de rayz...
  Wi bin de it pɔrit we gɛt fat
  Di wan dɛn we de fɛt nɔ kin bɛn!
  
  Nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔp wi
  Di pawa we gyal pikin dɛn gɛt na big big...
  Ɛn i nɔ go shed wan kray wata, .
  Bikɔs wi na talɛnt!
  
  No gyal pikin nɔ kin bɛn,
  Dɛn kin strɔng ɔltɛm...
  Dɛn de fɛt bad bad wan fɔ di Fatherland, .
  Mek yu drim kam tru!
  
  Gladi at go de na di wan ol wɔl
  Di San go de ɔp di Wɔl...
  Wit yu sɛns we nɔ de rɔtin, .
  Bayonet di Kaiser!
  
  Di san kin shayn pan pipul dɛn ɔltɛm, .
  Ova di kɔntri we gɛt bɔku bɔku ples, .
  Big pipul ɛn pikin dɛn we gladi, .
  Ɛn ɛnibɔdi we de fɛt na hiro!
  
  Gladi at nɔ de ɛva de tumɔs
  A trɔst wi fɔ bi laki...
  Mek di bad weta dissipate - .
  Ɛn shem fɔ di ɛnimi dɛn!
  
  Wi rays Gɔd so pas ɔlman, .
  Nɔbɔdi nɔ de we fayn pas Am...
  Wi go bi ay pan sol, .
  So dat di wikɛd wan go vɔmit ɔlman!
  
  Mek wi win wi enemi dem, a biliv
  Wait, Russian God de wit wi...
  Di aidia go mek pɔsin gladi, .
  Nɔ mek bad tin kam insay yu domɔt!
  
  Wɛl, fɔ tɔk smɔl, to Jizɔs, .
  Wi go bi fetful ɔltɛm...
  Na Rɔshian Gɔd, lisin, .
  I lay se In na Ju Setan!
  
  Nɔ, infakt, na Gɔd we gɛt pawa pas ɔlman, .
  Wi Mɔs Oli Men Famili...
  Aw pɔsin kin abop pan I na di ruf, .
  Ɛn in Pikin-Gɔd Svarog!
  
  Wɛl, fɔ tɔk smɔl, fɔ Rɔshia, .
  No shem nɔ de fɔ day...
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn fayn pas ɔl, .
  Uman gɛt di trɛnk we bea gɛt!
  
  
  DI PLAN DƐN NƆ CHEJ
  Hitler bin jɔs nɔ chenj di OKW plan, ɛn di atak pan Stalingrad bin kɔmɔt na di nɔt ɛn sawt, na di Ami Grup A ɛn B. Ɛn dɛn bin trɔs di atak to Mainstein. Dis bin mek Stalingrad bin fɔdɔm insay tɛn dez afta ɔl di say dɛn bin atak am. Ɛn di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin si se dɛn dɔn rawnd dɛn kpatakpata. Afta dat, di Wehrmacht bin muf along di Vɔlga kɔst fɔ go na di Kaspian Si. Aw di Rɛd Ami bin ansa? Di ofensiv na di senta nɔ bin rili saksesful.
  Plɛs, Jepan bin win di fɛt na Midway, pan ɔl we i nɔ bin opin sɛkɔn frɔnt, bɔt i bin tek di Awayi Ayland dɛn. Ɛn di sem tɛm, di land yunit dɛn fɔ di samurai dɛn bin muf go na India. Fɔ mek Briten kɔntinyu fɔ gɛt dis kɔloni, i bin gɛt fɔ pul sɔm sojaman dɛn kɔmɔt na Ijipt, ɛn lɛf di Opareshɔn Tɔch.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin ol di initiativ na di ist frɔnt. Di kwik we aw dɛn bin kech Stalingrad bin fɔdɔm di sawt flank. Di Fritz bin slip go na di Kaspian Si ɛn kɔt di Kɔkas bay land. Ɛn afta dat, Türkiye bin go insay di wɔ. Pan ɔl we in ami nɔ rili strɔng, dɛn bɔku ɛn dɛn ebul fɔ fɛt wit maynd.
  Ɔlrɛdi insay di fɔs dez, di Turks dɛn tek Batumi ɛn rawnd Yerevan. Yɛs, di tin dɛn we dɛn dɔn du na fayn tin, bikɔs di Jamani frɔnt de pin di Rɛd Ami.
  Wi fɔ no se di Nazi dɛn bin tek advantej pan di tru tin we se di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn bin kam insay di fɛt dairekt frɔm di tren dɛn ɛn bit dɛn sɔm pat dɛn. Na tru se dis bin afɛkt di we aw di wɔ bin de go bifo.
  Stalin bin de fred bak ɛn i bin fred - i bin de dimand fɔ ol di Kɔkas pan ɛni kɔst.
  Fɔ tɔk smɔl, di heroic difens fɔ Stalingrad nɔ bin wok aut ɛn ɔltin bin fɔdɔm. Ɛn ivin di we aw di Jepan dɛn nɔ bin gɛt wanwɔd na di Fa Is nɔ bin ɛp.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin muf along di si we de nia di Kaspian Si, fɔ go na Dagestan. Fɔ stɔp dɛn fɔ gɛda dɔst - bɔt di fɔs dɛn nɔ ikwal, pan ɔl dat, di Rɛd Ami bin gɛt big prɔblɛm wit di sapɔt. Ɛn i bin kev insay. Ɛn di Kraut dɛn bin de bɔm tranga wan.
  I bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ Amɛrika nɔ tɔch di Tɔd Rayk, bikɔs di win dɛn we Jepan bin win, bin ambɔg am. Briten bin wik smɔl, ɛn bak nɔ bin gɛt prɔblɛm! Naw di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt tumɔs plen dɛn ɛn dɛn bin rili ebul fɔ put prɛshɔn pan dɛn.
  Stalin bin sho in bad kwaliti dɛn ɛn bɔku tɛm i bin de lɔs in wamat ɛn ala, bɔt i nɔ bin de disayd fɔ du di bɛst tin dɛn.
  So di lɔs we di Kɔkas bin lɔs bin bi sɔntin we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ avɔyd.
  Wan fɛt dɔn ɔlrɛdi de na di bɔda wit Azaybayjan.
  Sɔviɛt gyal pikin dɛn kin fɛt bad bad wan. Na ya di fayn fayn pipul dɛn de fɛt bad bad wan.
  Ɛn dɛn nɔ de tɔn bak ɛn nɔ de giv ɔp. Ɛn dɛn kin kray rawnd dɛn biɛn.
  Natasha, Zoya, Augustina ɛn Svetlana bin drɛg di Jamani jenɛral frɔm di bak. Dis na kul tin. Di gyal pikin dɛn put am na in ni ɛn fos am fɔ kis dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I bin de bit dɛn wit big zil! Ɛn i lik di gyal pikin dɛn il.
  Warrior girls dem generally so sexy en charming. Dɔn dɛn gi di Fritz fɛt.
  Natasha slash wit wan bɔrst, ɛn kɔt di Nazi dɛn. I trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin de chip:
  - Fɔ big big glori!
  Zoya bin faya ɛn swɛt bak:
  - Fɔ di Mama Land ɛn Stalin!
  I tek am ɛn trowe di grenade wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. I bin skata di Nazi dɛn ɛn ala se:
  - Fɔ di USSR!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn rili fayn ɛn dɛn wɔndaful.
  Ɔgɔstin bin trowe grenade bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn we i pul in tit, i tek am ɛn his:
  - A de fɛt so! Lɛk wan tɛrminatɔ!
  Ɛn Svetlana go lanch sɔntin bak we go kil ɛn pwɛl wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i go siŋ bak:
  - Wi padi biznɛs na wan wan, ɛn na dat i tinap fɔ!
  Fo, dem de fait laik dat - dis na gyal pikin dem! Fani biuti dεm de sho dεn lכng tכng dεm fכ ansa.
  Warriors of di kategori we ay pas ɔl. Ɛn aw dɛn go bit yu, ɛn aw dɛn go ala pan yu.
  Dɛn kin krɔs di Jamani dɛn lɛk bɛri wit prɛs.
  Natasha faya, trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn siŋ se:
  - Wi na wɔriɔ fɔ layt ɛn di rɛd ban!
  Zoya bin lans di kilman bak wit in bare fut ɛn blad:
  - Ɛn wi go fɛt fɔ Lenin!
  Ɛn afta dat, i slash Ɔgɔstin, ɛn sho in tit:
  - In di nem fɔ big big gladi!
  Ɛn afta dat, Svetlana bin faya ɛn lans grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn i bin de ala:
  - Wi go tek pan dis ɛn tɔn am rawnd!
  Di 4 pipul dɛn de wok tranga wan ɛn shot. Wɛl, afta ɔl, dɛn na gyal pikin dɛn we no bɔku tin bɔt fɔ kil pipul dɛn. Ɛn dɛn nɔ de fɛt da we de.
  Ɛn as i fɔ bi fɔ rial tɛrminatɔ dɛn... Ay-flay wɔriɔ dɛn. Ɛn dɛn rili lɛk fɔ pwɛl.
  Natasha trowe grenade bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i his:
  - A ɔndastand dis wɔl pafɛkt wan as agraveshɔn fɔ di klas strɛch!
  Zoya bin hiss bak, i trowe wan grenade we de kil pɔsin ɛn we de kɔt in bɔdi wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin:
  - Us os go gɛt rɛd flag!
  Ɛn afta dat, Ɔgɔstin bin gi in yon tɛm. I bin kɔt di Nazi dɛn dɔŋ ɛn trowe wan grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin - i bin de his:
  - Gret spes, dis na wi land ɛn wi ɔl!
  Di wan dɛn we de fɛt wɔ rili ebul fɔ chɛr ivin di tin we dɛn kin yuz fɔ ɔt.
  Ɛn afta dat, Svetlana shot wan grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, i faya wan bɔs ɛn tɔk wit wamat se:
  - Di faya ɛn di ɔs we de bɔk dɔn vɛks bad bad wan!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn, fɔ tru, go gɛt tɔn on. Ɛn dɛn de but ed.
  Ɛn na di Jamani say, Gerd in kru de fɛt na di T-4. Agen, wans e stat, yu nɔr go wam ɛn yu nɔr go ebul fɔ stɔp dis kayn prɛshɔn. Di gyal pikin dɛn gɛt da kayn ɛl faya de na dɛn yay.
  Dɛn kin shot dɛnsɛf ɛn dɛn nɔ kin gi ɛni chans fɔ sev. Ɛn yu nɔ go ebul fɔ tinap agens dɛn wayt tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal.
  Di wɔman dɛn kin fɛt ɛn dɛn kin ala se:
  - Wail aroma! Wi go sɛn ɔl di ɛnimi dɛn na ɛlfaya!
  Gerda go faya, hit di tati-fo ɛn swɛt:
  - Di win dɛn we go apin tumara bambay!
  Charlotte de pres di triga wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i de grɔmbul:
  - Wi go tear yu apart!
  Magda bin faya bak, pwɛl di T-26 ɛn se:
  - Wi go rivɛl am.
  Ɛn i shek in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn Kristina insɛf de pres in fut we nɔ gɛt natin pan di pedal dɛn ɛn i de his:
  - Cheers fɔ wi pati!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn, na tru, i dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nekɛd wit bikini ɛn dɛn nɔ gɛt fut nɔmɔ. Ɛn di sem tɛm i rili sɛxy.
  Ɛn dɛn kin kɔndɔkt atak wit dɛn T-4 we nɔ tu pafɛkt, bɔt we de wok fayn. Ɛn dɛn kin shot di ɛnimi dɛn. Nɔ giv in to dɛn kayn gyal pikin dɛn de pan ɛnitin! Ɛn aw dɛn bin de sho dɛn tit. Ɛn aw dɛn kin mek fes!
  Gɛda de ala to insɛf, i de shot wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin:
  - Gɛda lɛk fɔ kil, dis Gɛda!
  Ɛn bak i de faya shel dɛn.
  Ɛn afta dat, Charlotte shot in turn ɛn ala, i knock out di tati-fo:
  - A go rip dɛn bɛlɛ opin!
  Ɛn wit fut we nɔ gɛt natin i go bigin bak.
  Ɛn afta dat, Kristina go ad di pɔsin we kil am. Yuz bak fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn i go ala lawd wan:
  - Mi na di embodiment fɔ agresivnɛs!
  Na big big wes i gɛt, ɛn skapul abs!
  Ɛn afta dat, Magda go tek am ɛn slap am ɛn ala:
  - Banzai we de na di wɔl!
  Ɛn in leg dɛnsɛf nɔ gɛt natin ɛn dɛn dɔn kɔt dɛn!
  Di 4 Jaman uman dɛn de push dɛnsɛf ɛn rili win. I gɛt bɔku agreshɔn ɛn trɛnk.
  Di wɔri pipul dɛn kin yuz di stik ɛn shot. Dem no de let di Red Army go.
  Ɛn uman payɔnia dɛnsɛf kin fɛt na di skay, ɛn dɛn kin sho dis. Dat dɛn spirit nɔ go ebul fɔ mɛzhɔ.
  Na dis na di nyu Jaman Focke-Wulf. Gɛtrud de pan am. Ɛn dis titi de sho se i kol pas man dɛn. Dis na aw i de bit di fasist dɛn. Nɔ gi dɛn di smɔl sɔri-at. Gɛtrud bin bigin di rial fɛt.
  Ɛn i shot wan Soviet Yak ɛn ala se:
  - Mi na wan supa gyal!
  Dɔn i go tek am ɛn sho in tɔŋ. Ɛn bak i go tek di tɔtal ɛkstermineshɔn. Dis na di gyal pikin. Ɛn bak barefut ɛn insay bikini. Ɛn afta dat, LAGG shot dɔŋ ɛn ala bak:
  - Paylɔt gɔna!
  Ɛn i go laf na in lɔng dɛn ɔp. En den i go tek di PE-2 en shot am dong. Dis kayn gyal pikin, we gɛt di kul skɔp ɛn klas. Dɔn i bin du wan manejmɛnt bak ɛn pwɛl di Yak wit ɛya kanɔn dɛn. Ɛn i go tray.
  - Mi na di she-wolf na di skay!
  Ɛn i rili de sho in tit! Ɛn aw fɔ mek wi gɛt wayl! Na big big grani! Baba to ol uman!
  Bɔt, fɔ tru, di fasist dɛn de tray bak fɔ atak na di sawt.
  Na de, mɔ di payɔt we nem Ɛlga de fɛt pan di ME-109. Ɛn so saksesful dat fragmɛnt dɛn de flay go frɔm di British.
  Wan titi bin hit wan Mustang ɛn siŋ:
  - Wan laylak fɔg de flɔt ɔp wi!
  In jɔnal, aw i fayn fɔ fɛt barefut ɛn wit bikini. Dis rili pɔsibul! Ɛn i rili kɔvinant.
  Helga na pɔsin we de flay plen. Di Fuhrer bin smat fɔ lisin to advays ɛn alaw gyal pikin dɛn fɔ go na tank, plen, ɛn na di ami. En aw much beta tins bin go fo di Krauts.
  Dɛnsɛf nɔ bin de tink se uman dɛn bɔdi go wok so. Na ya Helga de fambul fɔ gɛt mɔmɛnt ɛn akɔn.
  Di titi de pres di pedal dɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i de ala:
  - Mi na so wan fayn fayn smɔl kaw!
  Helga shot tu ɔda Inglish plen dɛn ɛn swɛt:
  - Bihain mi na Jaman sojaman dem de in wan row!
  Ɛn i bin shot wan bɔm bak! Na big big gyal pikin! To ɔl di gyal pikin dɛn, wan big ɛn kul wɔriɔ. If i dɔn kil am, i kin du am bak witout ɛni sɛrimɔni ɔ sɔri-at.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn we de ya rili sɛxy!
  Ɛn Rommel in sojaman dɛn de tear di dɛzat, dɛn nɔ de wet fɔ mek ɔda sojaman dɛn kam. Wi fɔ win, so wi fɔ win. Di lijen kɔmanda "Dɛzat Fɔks" bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi yus fɔ fɛt wit sojaman dɛn we pas am. Ɛn in sojaman dɛnsɛf tan lɛk dat. Fɔ ɛgzampul, na ya na wan kɔmni we dɛn dɔn pik fɔ uman dɛn we de fɛt wɔ na di SS. Dɛn bin transfa dɛn insay di fɔs pat pan Disɛmba, we di frɔnt bin de krak, di Jamani dɛn bin de tɔn bak, ɛn di British dɛn, difrɛn frɔm dat, bin de brok, fri Tolbuk, ɛn trɛtin fɔ trowe di Wehrmacht kɔmɔt na Afrika grɔn.
  Dɔn di Fuhrer we bin gɛt di posɛs bin prɔpos: fɔ transfa wan uman batalyɔn we gɛt taygres. Nɔto bikɔs di uman dɛn go chenj di balans pan pawa, bɔt fɔ mek man dɛn, mɔ di Itali man dɛn, go shem ɛn dɛn go fɛt bɔku mɔ agresiv wan ɛn mɔ skilful wan. Afta ɔl, if di ilit gyal pikin dɛn, we dɛn dɔn mek tranga wan bikɔs dɛn tren dɛn bad bad wan, de bifo, dat min se di man dɛn go rili shem.
  Di wɔri pipul dɛn bin jɔs wɛr bikini, ɛn dɛn bin de yuz spɛshal krim dɛn fɔ protɛkt dɛnsɛf. Fɔ siks mɔnt, dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we tan lɛk gyal pikin bin de so ɔn dat dɛn nɔ bin de fred di san dɛn we wam lɛk frying pan, ɛn frɔm di tan dɛn skin bin gɛt dak chɔklɛt kɔlɔ. Ɛn bɔku pan dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt bɔku bɔku bɔdi dɛn biɛn dɛn.
  Magɔt ɛn Shɛla na tu pipul dɛn we rili yɔŋ, bɔt dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt at fɔ fɛt. Na dem yɔŋ pas ɔlman na di kɔmni, bɔt insay siks mɔnt dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt di Ayɔn Kros, Fɔs Klas (sɛkɔn klas, ɔlman na di batalyɔn dɔn gɛt am), dɛn nɔ gɛt sɔri-at ɛn dɛn gud.
  Magɔt bin gɛt ia we tan lɛk faya, ɛn Shɛla na bin blant wayt lɛk sno ɛn i bin gɛt ɔni we i tɔch. Na ya dɛn de fɛt, dɛn de drɛb di atak we di British tank dɛn we de kɔwnta atak de du. Di Matildas, wit dɛn pawaful klos, de go bifo. Di nɛks wan na Kromwel dɛn we pɔsin kin pas wit bɔku bɔku shel dɛn we kin bɔn ɛn motoka dɛn we layt pasmak. Di gyal pikin dɛn bɛr dɛnsɛf na di san. I nɔ gɛt wan yus fɔ shot dɛn kayn tank dɛn de ed-to-ed. Wi nid fɔ avɔyd fɔ mek pipul dɛn notis dɛn, ɛn afta dat...
  "Matilda" ɛn "Cromwell" we lɛk tati tan, ɛn we dɛn pas oba trench dɛn we dɛn dig na di kle san, i kin mek pɔsin fred. I de tɔn dɔŋ pan yu nɛk dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we tan, ɛn yu de fil di bad bad wet we di bastar mashin dɛn gɛt pan yu. Na di sem "Cromwell", na tipik ayɛn wit 70 mm inklin armɔ, we ivin 88 mm gɔn nɔ kin tek ɔltɛm. I de smɛl lɛk British, rili pungent petrol ɛn motoka ɔyl. Di gyal pikin dɛn gɛt dɛn yon sɔprayz, izi trɔbul. Di very fɔs mɔdel dɛn fɔ Faustpatrons. Bikɔs man dɛn, lɛk aw dɛn kin du, kin mek di uman dɛn go fɔs, so dɛn kin tɛst di laytst wɛpɔn dɛn ɛn as dɛn bin de op fɔ, dɛn kin tɛst di wɛpɔn dɛn we dɛn kin prɔmis.
  Bɔt dɛn put di gyal pikin dɛn bak, we nɔ gri wit di ipokrit slogan we Nazizm de tɔk: "wɔ na man in biznɛs, pis fɔ uman dɛn!", insay di tik tin dɛn.
  Bɔt di infantri bin fɔdɔm biɛn, we min se chans de fɔ sidɔm na di trench dɛn ɛn win.
  Shella se wit wispa, i fred fɔ sniz frɔm di san we de fɔdɔm frɔm di trench we de klos in nos:
  - Na onli ol we yu de ol na di battlefield go alaw yu fɔ avɔyd fɔ mek di champagne of victory we dɔn go rɔtin bikɔs yu mis dedlayn!
  Mago bin gri se:
  - Di wan we nɔ gɛt bia go ɛkspiriɛns di saw wayn fɔ win ɛn di bita drink fɔ lɔs!
  Bɔt di Matildas, Kromwels, ɛn wan duzin layt Mɔngoz dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi de biɛn dɛn. Naw di awa fɔ avɛst dɔn kam.
  Shella, we in ia we bin tan lɛk pal dɔn tɔn grey frɔm dɔst, ɛn rɛst in bare il pan di hot san, in maynd tɔn to di Vɛjin Meri ɛn ɔda oli pipul dɛn, se, nɔ mek a dɔŋ. di finga de pres di pawl smol smol so dat di kumulativ chaj go go dairekt insay di gas tank.
  Mago pul di triga wit am, insɛf sloslo. Afta dat, ɔl tu di gyal pikin dɛn kin spank dɛnsɛf wit dɛn an. Di chaj dɛn bin hit dairekt na di stern, afta dat di gas tank dɛn bin bɔm. Ɔrɛnj faya de splash lɛk fom we gɛt wef na di ays, ɛn yu kin yɛri sɔmbɔdi in swɛ.
  Dɔn di shɔt shɔt mɔt dɛn na di British tank dɛn kin kɔl di shɔk dɛn to difrɛn kayn tiub dɛn.
  Ɛn taygres gyal dɛn kin gɛt maynd fɔ trowe grenade pan ɛnimi dɛn. Ɛn smɔl smɔl tin dɛn kin flay ɔlsay, ɛn dɛn kin te di klos we dɛn wɛr lɛk faya kat in fut, we na wan wata we kin pwɛl we gɛt bɔku bɔku tin dɛn.
  Na ya uman dɛn de vɛks, we dɛn se Jaman uman dɛn nɔ kin bi ɛnitin we dɛn kin du fɔ mek dɛn nɔ gɛt wanwɔd. Ɛn dɛn sabi aw fɔ fɛt... Ɛn lɛ di atak chok.
  I izi fɔ mek dɛn pul di atak we di sojaman dɛn we de waka na fut, we na, as lɔ, Arab ɛn blak pipul dɛn we dɛn tek tru reyd ɔ difrɛn prɔmis dɛn. We dɛn si se dɛn dɔn knock di tank dɛn ɛn siriɔs resistans de bifo, dɛn tɔn bak bak di fɔs tɛm we dɛn lɔs.
  Wɛl, ɛn afta dat dɛn kin tɔn to jenɛral flay kpatakpata. Sins dis na di stail - ofend di wik, so bi am fo di monsta dem!
  We di atak bin dɔn ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ rɔn na di dɛzat na ivintɛm, dɛn bin de tɔk to dɛnsɛf as dɛn de waka. Shella bin aks Magɔt se:
  - Yu tink se wi go stil de na Alɛgzandria?
  Di faya wɔman ansa wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - A tink se nɔ leta pas Novɛmba, ɔ sɔntɛm insay Ɔktoba, wi go dɔn fɔ tek Ijipt.
  Shella logically ɛn nɔ pe atɛnshɔn to di it we de na in calloused soles, frɔm di hot sand, bin gi advays:
  - We dis nel we de na wi ɔnda bɛlɛ, di bays na Mɔlta, dɔn pwɛl, di sapɔt go bɛtɛ, as nyu yunit dɛn de kam, di ɛnimi nɔ go gɛt chans igen.
  Magɔt bin luk rawnd fɔ si ɔmɔs tɛm di san dɔn lɛf bifo i go dɔŋ. Fɔ dɔn ledɔm ɛn slip fayn. Di we aw di sta we de rɛd bin de nia di ɔrayzin bin mek di wɔman in at kol. I bin les fɔ tɔk se:
  - A tink se di Fuhrer nɔ go mis fɔ ripit di magnificent landin na Krit afta Peru-Habor ɛn Midway. Na dis tɛm nɔmɔ dɛn go rili pwɛl Mɔlta.
  Shella ala na di skay wit swɛ:
  - Mek di Ɔlmayti tɔn ɔl di British bays dɛn to ɛl.
  Di san bin dɔn ayd biɛn di ɔrayzin, di de we kol pas ɔl insay di ia, we na Ɔktoba 21, bin dɔn. Ɛn wit am, Opareshɔn Polar Bear bigin. Wetin mek wayt pɔsin? Cunning misinformation to mek pipul tink se wi de tok abaut di not, bot infakt di boxer"s crushing swing de fo south.
  Di big big British bays bin rili luk lɛk ɛl. I bin atak am wit pas wan tawzin bɔmman dɛn we dɛn gɛda frɔm di wan ol ist frɔnt ɛn we dɛn bin dɔn gɛt fayn fayn ɛkspiriɛns fɔ fɛt, wit ɛskort fɛtman dɛn. Na tru se di British dɛn dɔn de fɛt fɔ lɔng tɛm, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin de tink se dɛn go atak dɛn kayn pawaful big big atak de. Fɔ tru, udat go biliv se di Kraut dɛn go disayd fɔ mek di frɔnt kɔmɔt na do, ilɛksɛf di ɛnimi dɛn bin dɔn kwayɛt fɔ sɔm tɛm. Bɔt naw dɛn de bit di British sojaman dɛn we nɔ gɛt sɔri-at. Fɔ ɛgzampul, di Yu-87, we na di "tin" we bɔku pipul dɛn sabi, kin atak dɛn ship dɛn. Nɔto rili fast, bɔt bikɔs dɛn gɛt di ays (fɔ dɛn tɛm) bɔm akkurayt, dɛn de mek di British bot dɛn we ayd na di bay dɛn sɔfa. Mɔ mɔdan Focke-Wulfs nɔ de fa biɛn, inklud ivin di lijen Vɔn Rudel insɛf, di kiŋ fɔ atak plen dɛn. Dɛn no am fɔ di sink we di Soviet fɛt ship we gɛt pawa pas ɔl, we na di fɛt ship we nem Marat, bin sink.
  Fɔ ɛgzampul, Kɔpɔral Richad si vayl dɛn de rɔl dɔŋ wan il lɛk sled. Bɔku bɔku Jaman bɔm dɛn kin kɔmɔt na wan ays ol lɛk fish dɛn we de it animal dɛn. Di Inglishman we dɔn ɔlrɛdi machɔ, hang di fon bikɔs i de fred. I nɔ bin ɛva si dis kayn bad bad tin. Di sayrin dɛn de blo rili let, afta di bɔm dɛn dɔn bɔm. Di blast wef de trowe British sojaman dɛn, dɛn an ɛn fut dɛn we dɛn dɔn kɔt de flay na difrɛn say dɛn. Wan pan di ayɛn ɛlmɛt dɛn bin rɛd-ɔt ɛn nak di ɔfisa in fes. Ɛn aw i de ala se:
  - Churchill na kaput! Hitler na kul pɔsin!
  Di British anti-aircraft gɔn dɛn nɔ bin bigin fɔ faya wantɛm wantɛm, bɔt na we bɔku bɔku bɔm dɛn bin fɔdɔm wan tɛm nɔmɔ. Di ɛnimi bin kɔl ɔltin kɔrɛkt wan: wan bɔm nɔ fɔ west. So krɔs di ɛnimi ɛn hit. Ɔl di sɛktɔ dɛn dɔn mak bifo tɛm na di map. Pantap dat, di British pipul dɛn we nɔ bin gɛt wan rɛspɛkt nɔ bin ivin de mek lɛk se dɛn nɔ gɛt wanwɔd. Bɔku pan dɛn gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ fɛt di plen dɛn kin tinap usay pipul dɛn kin si dɛn ɛn na dɛn fɔs dɛn kin swip dɛn.
  Na ya dɛn bin trowe di barɛl fɔ wan 85-mm anti-aircraft gɔn, we lɔng tati tu fit, ɔp ɛn bɛn am na di ays lɛk stiarin. Afta dat i krash, ɛn i krɔs fayv Inglish pipul dɛn. Wan pan di blak pipul dɛn bin gɛt in bɛlɛ we dɛn kɔt ɛn in insay bin fɔdɔm.
  Ɛn bɔm dɛn bin fɔdɔm, ɛn ɔltin bin de bɔn, wan fiul westɛm bin de rɔm, dɛn bigin fɔ bɔn, dɛn bin de skata shel dɛn klos to ɔlsay na di skel, dɔn dɛn nak ɔda westɛm. Fɔ mek ɔl dis, di sayrin dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn put na di fayn fayn tin dɛn na di Yu-87 ɛn Focke-Wulf bin de ala wit anɔynt, ɛn dis bin mek di blak pipul dɛn ɛn di Arab pipul dɛn we kɔmɔt na di sojaman dɛn we dɛn bin de rul, bin de fred bad bad wan. Bɔt i tan lɛk se wayt pipul dɛn kin fred jɔs lɛk aw dɛn kin fred.
  Fɔ ɛgzampul, tu British frigate dɛn bin rɔsh, sote di bɔyl dɛn bin de rɔm. Ɛn ivin di dɔti we di frigate dɛn we bin dɔn tek ɔf bin bɔn bin bɔm na di ays lɛk fil dɛn we dɛn dɔn mayn, ɛn di kruz bin jɔs sink go dɔŋ.
  Di Inglish tank "Cromwell" wit shɔt mɔt, bɔt wit fayn spid ɛn kwik pawaful frɔntal klos, bin aksɛleret insay panik ɛn ram in yon westɛm, ivin krɔs wan duzin pan in yon sojaman dɛn we bin de wɔri along di rod. Chaos bin de gro. Di Inglish plen kariɔ bigin fɔ sag, ɛn di pawaful dreadnought opin faya... na di kɔst, usay in yon sojaman dɛn bin de swɛla.
  Ɛn insay dis ɔndawɔl, tu pipul dɛn nɔ bin gɛt ɛni prɔblɛm atɔl. Wan pan dɛn na bin Indian, i bin de layt paip smɔl smɔl, ɛn di ɔda wan na bin uman, i klia se i kɔmɔt na Arab, bɔt i wɛr soja yunifom. Dɛn tu nɔ de pe atɛnshɔn to di day we de rɔsh. Ɔ fɔ tɔk tru, wan ol grup we de rayd ɔs dɛn we dɛn de dɔnawe wit dɛn bin de ple wan kad gem we nɔ kɔmɔn. Na bin gem we gɛt fifti tu kad wit jokman dɛn, ɛn ivin akɔdin to di lɔ dɛn we di rɛd skin insɛf bin mek.
  Wan Arab uman bin tɔk se:
  - Bɔt, bɔku nɔys de! Ɛn wetin mek fɔ mek pipul dɛn fred da kayn we de?
  Wan pan di sojaman dɛn, we dɛn kɔt in bak wit shrapnel, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i rɔn go mit di Indian, bɔt dɛn nɔ tek tɛm trowe am lɛk kichin pikin. Drɔp blɔd bin fɔdɔm pan di fes we gɛt rɛd skin ɛn i lik dɛn, de smayl. Dɔn i notis se:
  - Fɔ mek nɔys na fɔ pipul dɛn we wik, we gɛt pale fes. Wi Apaches tink dis we - if ɛnimi nɔ de, den ɛnimi de apia - ivin bɛtɛ!
  Di dak uman bin tɔk se:
  - Dis na wan tipik wikɛdnɛs fɔ di wan dɛn we de tɔk se dɛn biliv Krays. Dɛn lɛk fɔ tɔk bɔt sakrifays, bɔt dɛn nɔ de sakrifays dɛnsɛf.
  Di Indian nɔd kwik kwik wan:
  - Ɔda bil pan fawndeshɔn usay di simen na fet ɛn di san na wil! Fet na at we dɛn mek wit gold, ɛn wil na ayɛn fist! Na pipul dɛn nɔmɔ we gɛt pale fes nɔ gɛt wan ɔ di ɔda wan.
  . CHAPTER No. 5
  Ɛn wan gyal pikin de bak na di Jamani bɔm. Insay dis kes, Viola. Wan blant uman we rili fayn, ɛn in patna na Nikolɛta. Ɛn dɛn tu gyal pikin dɛn ya rili sɛxy. Dɛn kin drɔp bɔm frɔm ay ay ples. En tu di warriors dem barefut en in bikini.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn de ala to dɛnsɛf:
  - Wi na so tifman se wi na supaman!
  Nikolɛta kin spit bɔm dɛn bak kɔmɔt na di fuselaj. Ɛn i de pwɛl di ɛnimi. Di British dɛn kin gɛt am da we de.
  Viola go lans wan kil bɔm bak frɔm ɔp. Ɛn i go kil di wan dɛn we de fɛt di Lio Ɛmpaya.
  Ɛn bak aw i de go:
  - A de instill fred na Briten!
  Ɛn i de shek in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn siŋ:
  - Wi go tear Churchill apat!
  Di gyal pikin dɛm frɔm Yu-188 rili sabi fɔ trowe bɔm. Dɛn motoka na nyu wan ɛn i dɔn go bifo mɔ. Di we aw dɛn mek am wit gɔn dɛn kin faya kwik kwik wan.
  So dɛn shot di gyal pikin dɛn ɛn wan Inglish fɛtman.
  Dɛn plen kin rili fast. Di wɔman dɛn kin yuz dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin bak fɔ mek dɛn pwɛl tin dɛn.
  Viola de ala lawd wan:
  - A de drɛb ɔl mi ɛnimi dɛn insay di kɔfin!
  Nikolɛta de ala se:
  - Ɛn a de trowe di ɛnimi!
  Ɛn aw i go ebul fɔ tek ɛn shek in fut we nɔ gɛt natin!
  Dis na di gyal pikin dɛm ɛn aw dɛn de thrash ɛnimi dɛm. Ɛn nɔ stɔp. Tru tru Aryan dɛn.
  Ɛn we dɛn de twist ɛn shek dɛn bare tits.
  Ɛn dɛn kin drɔp bɔm dɛn bak.
  Ɛn gyal pikin dɛn de ya, na ɔda plen dɛn. Na dis Eva de drɔp bɔm dɛn. Destroy di Inglish ɛn siŋ:
  - A rili big!
  Ɛn Iva kin pedal bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Bɔt Viola go drɔp di bɔm bak ɛn ala se:
  - Mi na wayl gyal, a want tɛn man insay wan awa, we rili kul ɛn wɔndaful!
  Bɔku British sojaman dɛn we bin de bɔn bin rɔsh insay di wata fɔ was di faya. I bin ivin de bɔyl frɔm we i go insay di wata, dɛn yɛri pipul dɛn de ala ɛn wayl kray. Ɛn sɛklɔ dɛn we gɛt blɔd bin de kray arawnd di si fom, dɛn bin tik fɔs, dɔn dɛn bin de skata smɔl smɔl ɛn tɔn to pale. Ɛn di wɔri pipul dɛn na di say we bin de bifo ɛn we bin big pas ɔl na di wɔl bin de lɔs dɛn mɔtalman apia. Di Arab uman bin snor wit disgres se:
  - Ɛn dɛn man ya de fos wi fɔ wɛr burka!
  Di rɛd man, we bin de swɛt in yay, bin tɔk se:
  - I tan lɛk se yu menacing gaze de mek dɛn fred!
  Di Arab uman bin sho in tit wit sɔri ɛn se:
  - Di saf we uman gɛt tan lɛk di taf we aw i de wɛr, na in nɔmɔ i kin kil ɛn i kin yuz bɔku tin fɔ protɛkt am!
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin lɛk fɔ atak wantɛm wantɛm wit ɔl dɛn trɛnk, di taktik we bɔksa kin yuz we, we i kɔnt pan di ɛnimi in nɔ rɛdi, i kin rɔsh wantɛm wantɛm wit ɔl in trɛnk to di ɛnimi. We bɔku bɔku ɛnimi plen dɛn de bɔn na ayfild dɛn, we nɔ ebul fɔ tek ɔf. We dɛn yon bɔm dɛn bɔm insay di Lankasta dɛn, ɛn pwɛl ɔltin we de rawnd dɛn. Taf bɔt ɛfifishin taktik dɛn. So di simfɔni fɔ di ɔndawɔl bin rich di mak we i gɛt pawa, dɔn i bigin fɔ stɔp.
  Bɔt dis, fɔ tru, nɔ bin dɔn de, di divishɔn we bin de na di ayland bin kam insay akshɔn. Wail di British de afta dis kain tritment, dem kin tek dem lukewarm at ol. Laki se dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi mek landin glayda dɛn di kayn we we dɛn nid ɛn dɛn dɔn chenj di we aw dɛn kin pul dɛn fayn fayn wan. Sɔntɛm na di bɛst wan dɛn na di wɔl tide.
  So dɛn de flay, nɔto lɛk kayt - slo, bɔt fast inof, ɛn ivin akɔmpan wit di myuzik fɔ Wagner - we Hitler in fav masta wok. Udat ɔda wan we de alayv mɛmba di fim "Apocalypse", usay di Amɛrika pipul dɛn bin de yuz dis patikyula myuzik we dɛn bin de atak di Vietnamese dɛn. Aw i bin mek dɛn fred. So na Wagner, ɛn thundering motifs, tru amplifaya dɛn. Di parachuta dɛn bin de smɛl fosfɔr na dɛn fes ɛn peint dɛnsɛf, dɛn luk kresi, lɛk di dɛbul dɛn na dɛn ɔndawɔl. Dɔn bak, i bays pan wan saykolojik ifɛkt. Plɛs, dɛn ad sɔm rijen ɛn sɔm magnɛsiɔm chips to di fɔsfɔr fɔ mek i glɔ at ɔl fɔ shɔt tɛm. So kresi, mɔ agens di bakdrop fɔ di smoky glɔ ɛn bɔku bɔku faya dɛn. Dɛn ivin gɛt mashin gɔn dɛn, we dɛn kin kɔba bak we tan lɛk dragɔn mɔt. Dɔn di melodious Jaman ɛn kapchɔ sabmashin gɔn dɛn de hit. Ɛn di rank dɛn we dɛn dɔn kɔt ɛn we dɔn rɔtin kin fɔdɔm na di wan dɛn we win di but dɛn. Ɛn bɔku pipul dɛn jɔs lɛk fɔ giv ɔp, pan ɔl we bɔku British pipul dɛn de pas Jamani pipul dɛn.
  Wan Indian ɛn wan Arab uman bin ayd insay wan smɔl ol we dɛn tek tɛm kɔba. Redskin bin notis se:
  - Wel, wi bin plough dem!
  Di uman we gɛt blak ia bin sɔprayz se:
  - Yu de se wi de? Maybe yu min wi?
  Di Indian shek in ed bad bad wan:
  - Nɔ! Palefaces de bit di British en dis na gud sain! Ɛn we di tɛm rich, wi ɔlide go kam! Ustɛm di Indian dɛn go fri dɛn kɔntinɛnt!
  Di Arab uman bin snor wit disgres se:
  - Yu, bay ɛni chans, de lay klem fɔ pawa oba di wɔl?
  Di Indian wit lɔv, lɛk se i de ɛksplen to pikin we nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ maynd, grin:
  - Di wan dɛn we want fɔ gɛt tumɔs, dɛn kin lɛf wit natin! So di big spun de mek yu mɔt wata!
  Na tru se di Fuhrer nɔ bin si wetin in falkɔn ɛn hawk dɛn bin de du, bɔt insay prinsipul i bin gɛs se di Jamani soja mashin go wok ɔltin kɔrɛkt wan. In jɛnɛral, dɛn bin de du di Jaman sojaman dɛn ɔfɛnsif ɔpreshɔn dɛn te to di Kursk Bulge na ay prɔfɛshɔnal lɛvɛl. Sɔm kin ivin kɔl dɛn standad. I ivin strenj se dis kayn mashin skid ɛn afta dat i fɔdɔm kpatakpata.
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn si wan sem kayn drim, wan kayn prɔfɛt vishɔn, we wan tranga kɔmand de ambɔg - rayz!
  
  
  DI JINƆM FƆ VARVARA-KRASA ƐN DI KRIMINAL WƆ
  Karen ɛn Tasha bin de kɔt di jɛnɛtiks bak. Dɛn bin gɛt nyu ɛn intrestin aidia dɛn.
  Infakt, wetin mek yu nɔ tray, yuz di tin dɛn we wan kayn tɛm mashin ebul fɔ du, fɔ afɛkt di we aw di wɔ de go. In dis kes, fɔ di fɛt we Inkermonovsky bin fɛt. Di wan we bin chenj di tɛm we di Kraym Wɔ bin de. Ɛn na di we aw dɛn bin win dis fɛt, jɔs lɛk aw sɔm pipul dɛn bin tɔk se na in mek Nikolas bi di fɔs pɔsin fɔ kil insɛf.
  Fɔ tru, di Tsa na bin pikin we gɛt wɛlbɔdi we nɔ kɔmɔn, ɛn i nɔ bin de tink se i day we i ol fifti-ɛit ia.
  Karen ɛn Tasha bin de wach tru dɛn prism as sojaman dɛn bin de kam nia frɔm ɔlsay. Ɛn Rɔshian dɛn, ɛn Frɛnch, Inglish, di Kiŋdɔm na Sadinia ɛn di Turks. Wan ol kɔlishin bin kɔmɔt agens Rɔshia. Ɛn fɔ tru, Kerɛn ɛn Tasha nɔ bin ebul fɔ ignore am.
  Kerɛn bin tɛl in wɛf se:
  - Wel den. Yu gɛt galfrɛn?
  Tasha bin kɔnfɔm wantɛm wantɛm se:
  - Yes, dɛn tren sɔm gyal pikin dɛn fɔ fɛt ɛn fɔ fɛt an-to-an.
  Karen bin tɔk wit wan grin se:
  - Wi bin bit di Japan pipul dɛn? Dɛn bin bit mi! Dɛn bin ɛp fɔ brok Hitlɛr in bak? Dɛn ɛp am! Ɛn naw wi go thresh di kɔlishin!
  Tasha bin gri wit dis wantɛm wantɛm:
  - Wi go thresh!
  Kerɛn bin ala pan in padi se:
  - Kɔl di gyal pikin dɛn! A jɔs dɔn pripia sɔntin we kil!
  Tasha flash in bare il ɛn rɔsh kɔmɔt na di strit. Na di sem tɛm i bin de kɔl pan in Ayfon.
  Fo gyal pikin dɛn bin kam. Tri blant ɛn wan rɛd ia. Dis na so wan fayn tim. Fayv gyal pikin dɛn de togɛda wit Tasha!
  Karen bin anawns se:
  - Naw wi go fɛt di ɛnimi!
  Tasha in padi we nem Alenka bin sɔprayz se:
  - Aw fɔ fɛt?
  Tasha bin ansa se:
  - Mek Karen ɛksplen!
  Di prɔfɛsɔ ansa wit grin se:
  - I rili simpul! A go lans kwasi-matirial tank dɛn fɔ go fɛt. Dɛn go krɔs di wan dɛn we de agens Rɔshia! Ɛn na so i go bi! Na bikɔs na so a bin tɔk!
  Kerɛn tɔn di lev, ɛn dɛn yɛri fayn fayn myuzik we saful saful. Ɛn lɛk se na frɔm ɔnda di grɔn, tank dɛn we rili mɔdan ɛn we rili fɛt ɛn strɔng, bigin fɔ apia.
  Di kray we bɔku bɔku gɔn salvo dɛn bin de ala bin mek di wɔl shek lɛk sketbɔd we de na di kres fɔ si wef. Prins Menshikɔv, we gɛt brayt sholda, pan ɔl we i yɔŋ wit in bɛlɛ we dɔn ɔlrɛdi gro, i kin histerically histerically hit di sayd dɛm fɔ wan big Arabian ɔs. Di pikin we kɔmɔt na wan famili we gɛt nem de ala, ɛn i de miks di wɔd dɛn we dɛn de kɔmand wit pepa dɔti dɔti tin dɛn.
  In fat fes dɔn flash, i de shayn wit swet, ɛn di wɔd dɛn de flay frɔm in lɔs lip dɛn:
  - Hey, yu na Kɔsak de.... Spur di bon bag dɛn ɛn gallop to di gɔn dɛn...
  Prins Menshikov in yon ɔs bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi kɔba wit rɛd fom na di sayd dɛm: wan ɔs we rili tranga bin gɛt wan bigman we nɔ gɛt sɔri-at bin bit am wit gold spur we dɛn dekɔret wit dayamɔn... Di kɔmanda bin de fred, ɛn na so bak in pipul dɛn we bin de wit am bin de fred. Afta di fɔs saksesful atak, we bin tɔn di Inglish fɔmɛshɔn dɛn, sɔm sɛlɛkɛt ɛn sizin yunit dɛn na di Frɛnch Gɔd bin kam insay di fɛt.
  Di artileri ɛn di Jaeger batalyɔn dɛn, we bin gɛt di mɔdan rayf gɔn dɛn, bin kil pipul dɛn mɔ. Dɛn bin fil se dɛn big big flake dɛn ya we gɛt lid ɛn faya we bin de ren ɔltɛm pan di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn go fos dɛn fɔ tɔn bak - fɔs di ɔt Kɔsak kavalyri, ɛn afta dat di sojaman dɛn we de waka na fut we de kɔntinyu fɔ waka dɛnsɛf go fɔdɔm ɔnda di atak we di Frɛnch lansa dɛn de atak, ɛn di Welsh ɔsman dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi de na di rod.
  Bɔku bɔku krawd dɛn we gɛt wan bad bad krok ɛn dɔti smel we de mek dɛn nos sɔfa dɔn ɔlrɛdi de kam nia di fresh bɔdi dɛn, dɛn nɔ de pe atɛnshɔn to di fayn fayn greps shot we de kil pipul dɛn ɛn di swing we di sab dɛn de swing kwik kwik wan.
  Prins Baryatinsky, we bin luk rili ol insay in silva chen mail we i wɛr oba in yunifom, bin faya frɔm wan lɔng pistol wit gold kurlicue pan di lansa - ilɛksɛf i hit ɔ nɔ hit i nɔ de si, di Frɛnch dɛn de muv ɛn dɛn de faya wit ɛnaji bak.
  Dɛn Liɔtɛnant Jɛnɛral Ney de ala wit wan bas we de bɔm:
  - Pul di mɔta dɛn ɔp. Wi go hit di Russian dem wit bomb!
  Frɛnch pipul dɛn we de ɛnjɔy fɔ day kin muv pan 4 wil dɛn we gɛt spayk. Waid mɔzl dɛn kin trowe bɔm dɛn na ay ak, ebi ebi prɛzɛnt dɛn we, we dɛn bɔm, kin skata smɔl smɔl tin dɛn we kin kil ɛn we kin wispa pas bɔku bɔku fatɔm dɛn.
  Naw dɛn de briŋ dɛn to dairekt faya - mɔ prɛsishɔn, to distans we de lɛk wan ɔndrɛd pasɛnt distrɔkshɔn - wit di intenshɔn fɔ relishly lod dɛn wit kil sav!
  Di wil dɛn fɔ di mɔta dɛn, pan ɔl we dɛn bin de tɔk bɔt di stori, dɛn de swɛt we nɔ fayn, ɛn wan pan di gɔna dɛn we nɔ laki bin mek in leg rɔn oba, wan spayk bin pas in shin ɔlsay. Fɔ tu-tri sɛkɔn i bin ebul fɔ ala oba di kanɔn we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ fɛt, bifo i nɔ tɔk natin bikɔs ɔf di shɔk we bin de mek i fil pen.
  Bɔt naw di "las agyumɛnt we di kiŋ dɛn de agyu" de apin insay tu ɔda layn dɛn fɔ mek dɛn go mek wan big voli we go ebul fɔ mek difrɛns pan di ɛnimi dɛn.
  Di Rɔshian infantri bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi miks sɔm pat pan di ɛnimi dɛn, ɛn di British dɛn, ɛn di Skɔtish sojaman dɛn, bin de tray tranga wan fɔ kɔmɔt nia di jaw-bayonet dɛn we bin de krach mɔtalman bɔdi so fayn.
  Di fayn, stet gyal Dymka de fɛt na di rili frɔnt rank. Pan ɔl we insay di Rɔshian, tsarist ami dɛn nɔ alaw uman dɛn fɔ klaym to di frɔnt layn wit bayonet, Prins Menshikov insɛf tek wan savant frɔm di kɔt, strik wit in gris ɛn biuti di mɔs nobul nobul dɛn as... wɛl, ɔf kɔs, di pɔsin we i lɛk.
  Di savant gyal bin rili lan buk ɛn i bin sabi bɔku langwej dɛn, ɛn i bin gɛt bɔku pawa oba di prins. I bin alaw am fɔ du bɔku tin. Fɔ ɛgzampul, fɔ fɛt wit wan klos, lɛf bare sholda, an ɛn klos to di very thigh, strɔng leg fɔ ɔl di sojaman dɛn fɔ si. Wel, na tru, Dymka na bin big shot, i bin de rayd di bɛst ɔs dɛn, ɛn i bin de fɛt wit bayonet - wit masta sabi buk.
  Fɔ am, wɔ na gladi at ɛn gladi at. Di Amazɔn we nɔ gɛt fut kin ɛnjɔy fɔ fil wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin di Kraym ston dɛn we de kol insay Novɛmba. I bin ivin frɔsti na nɛt ɛn di frɔst bin lɛf fayn fayn tin dɛn pan in leg dɛn we dɛn kɔt kɔt ɛn we nɔ gɛt wan bɔt.
  We di kol bit yu bare il, rɔn de wam dɛn pafɛkt wan. Ɛn afta dat, us gladi at yu kin gɛt: fɔ dip yu fut dɛn we yu dɔn skrach insay di blɔd we jɔs dɔn rɔsh, we wam, we de stim.
  Wan gyal pesin renja de rɔsh fast pas di briz, in gold ia tan lɛk tɔch we de mek Olimpik faya we nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔp, i de nak wan pan di Inglish drɔnkman dɛn na in fes - wan ebi ebi strɛch brok in nos ɛn in chɛst te i blɔd, ɛn i fos di ɛnimi fɔ krash insay di ɔtom dɔti.
  Di haz bin hit di Skɔtishman na in groin. Insay in chɛk chɛk hit, we tan lɛk uman in skit, dis man we nɔ sheb, we gɛt rɛd ia, nɔ de mek pɔsin fred, bɔt i de kɔmik. In bayonet flay pas, ɛn di ayland man insɛf, we de jomp ɔp lɛk tod we gɛt strɔng shɔk, fɔdɔm day.
  Di fayn fayn taygres Dymka, we de sho in tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal, de provok am se:
  - Yu gɛt satisfayshɔn!
  Ɛn afta dat, in bayonet, we de kɔt di ays lɛk laytin, de chuk di Inglish kɔpɔral in trot. Di kɔkɛd fɔdɔm pan di British nɔ-kɔmishɔn ɔfisa, ɛn we i drɔp in gɔn, di sojaman sag. Bikɔs ɔf inertia, di wɛpɔn ebul fɔ faya, bɔt Dymka in bare leg bin ebul fɔ tɔn di barɛl ɛn di bulɛt bin chuk di sayd fɔ di Inglish sojaman we gɛt dak skin.
  Di wɔri gyal laf lawd wan ɛn ala se:
  - Wɔ nɔ gɛt uman in fes, bɔt i gɛt lustful bɛlɛ fɔ it man dɛn!
  Ɛn dɛn flash bak, ɛn nak in chɔklɛt, tan kaw pikin dɛn. Ɛn di tru se winta dɔn ɔlrɛdi kam pan wi nɔ de mek di af-af nekɛd Dymka fred: bikɔs na serf, i dɔn at pan ɔltin - plus bak pawaful, Sayberian rut dɛn.
  Dens lɛk strim we de na watawɛl, we jak nak am wit wan blo na in ni - di man fɔdɔm, ɛn di ɔda Inglish sojaman dɛn, we dɛn dɔn gɛt di kɔmand, de tray fɔ kɔmɔt, bikɔs ebi ebi bɔm dɛn we de bɔn de kam fɔdɔm.
  Na di sem tɛm, nyu Inglish, Frɛnch ɛn Turkish rejimɛnt dɛn de kam nia, we de trɛtin fɔ mek wan disisiv supiriɔriti pan fɔs dɛn.
  Ɛn afta dat, lɛk enjɛl we kɔmɔt na daknɛs, siks smɔl tank dɛn bɔt we rili kil pipul dɛn bin apia. Dɛn bin gɛt mishɔl dɛn we dɛn kin yuz bak, lɛk ays blɔk, we dɛn kin faya ɛn nɔ ambɔg dɛn, ɛn wan ɔtomɛtik kanɔn we gɛt pɔrmɛnt projɛktayl.
  Dis na nyu kayn wɛpɔn we Prɔfɛsɔ Karen mek. Lɛk di tru tin se matirial de bɔku. Wan tank bin de - naw na siks de! Wan rɔket bin de, naw i bɔku, we de bɔku lɛk baktri dɛn we dɛn de film kwik kwik wan.
  wit wan patikyula saplai fכ enεji, dis dכbl mכtalman de apin. Ɛn di ɛnaji de kɔmɔt frɔm di tɛmokwak fiushɔn, we strɔng 144 milyɔn tɛm pas di tɛmnyuklia fiushɔn. Wan gram matirial de mek ɛnaji we go rich tu bilyɔn tan we dɛn bɔn di fayn fayn kol. So yu kin jɔs ful-ɔp wit wata. Ɛn kil yu ɛnimi dɛn, krɔs dɛn ɛn shred dɛn.
  Siks tank dɛn tɔn rawnd ɛn hit...
  Di monsta dɛm fɔ teknotronik ɛl - na siks nɔmɔ pan dɛm, bɔt so deadly... Ɛn ivin di Rɔshian rank dɛm riflɛsɛf muf bak: aw ɛkstra ɔdinari ɔltin bin luk!
  Di onli tin we inspɛkt at least sɔm optimism na di tri kɔlɔ Rɔshian flag dɛn pan dɛn monsta dɛn ya.
  Na ya di fɔs, angul mirekul tek ɛn spit in gift. Wan shel bin bɔm na di layn, ɛn i bin skata mɔta dɛn. Wan duzin gɔn dɛn we gɛt shɔt barɛl, bɔt big kaliba bin tɔn, ɛn tu-tri pan dɛn bin rɔtin. Di kɔmanda fɔ di klos, Meja Jɛnɛral Ɔliva, bin flat lɛk kɔkchafa (di sem tin bin mek dɛn gɛt bɔku awɔd dɛn we bin de na in chɛst ɛn ivin we dɛn bin tay am na in impɔtant bɛlɛ.). I shek kwik kwik wan - in big an we gɛt ia, we de du triplɛ sɔmsalt we i de flay, plop dɔŋ pan di klos fɔ di tank. Di gold Inglish wach bin de shayn wit tɛmpt ɛn sɔmbɔdi in dak-skin uman an we gɛt di wɔd dɛn: "Di famili big," jomp kɔmɔt na di hatch ɛn grap di tin we dɛn fɛn kwik kwik wan.
  Dɔn di limb we de peel flay bak ɛn wan ala ala we de mek pɔsin provok:
  - Yu go gɛt kɔmpɛnshɔn frɔm Chɛnɔbɔg!
  Yɛs, di gyal pikin dɛn bin bigin fɔ pwɛl. Ɛn aw dɛn go bit yu wit mishɔl. Aw dɛn go rayz wan bɔku bɔku bɔdi ɛn bɔdi dɛn we dɔn rɔtin. Nɔ ol dɛn bak. Bɔku bɔku rɔket dɛn de flay. Ɛn dɛn kin skata ɔl di British rejimɛnt dɛn, ɛn dis kin mek dɛn drɔp dɛn flag dɛn.
  Yɛs, di padi dɛn nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt dis, se dɛn go bit dɛn da we de. Dat na siks pipul nɔmɔ we de pan mishɔl tank dɛn go tek di ami. Ɛn se di rɔket dɛn go flay insay wan kaskad.
  Wan ol wef dɛn we gɛt bɔdi dɛn we dɔn rɔtin bin rayz. Dɛn ɔl tu na fut sojaman dɛn ɛn pipul dɛn we de rayd ɔs. Ɛn dɛn kin kɔt di British ɛn Frɛnch gɔn dɛn ɛn sheb dɛn to smɔl dɔst we de bɔn.
  Wan fresh Frɛnch infantri rejimɛnt bin opin faya frɔm fa faya pan gyal pikin dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we wɛr wɛpɔn. Di bulɛt dɛn rikochet ɔf di protɛkshɔn we pɔsin kin abop pan, mɔ bikɔs di distans bin luk fayn. Di gyal pikin dɛn we bin de na di tank dɛn bin laf, sho dɛn kuki dɛn ɛn, we dɛn de chenj di magazin dɛn na di ayrakt gɔn dɛn sinkron wan, dɛn faya bɔrst fɔ ansa...
  I bin tan lɛk se wan os we gɛt kad dɛn de fɔdɔm, as di Frɛnch ɛn Skɔtish rank bigin fɔ brok kwik kwik wan. Blu ɛn ɔrɛnj yunifom dɛn bin kɔba wit blɔd stɛyn, ɛn ɔtomɛtik kanɔn ɛn mishɔl dɛn we kol ɛn sofistikieted bin de gi dɛn "bɔyl wata" we dɛn mek wit stɛl we dɔn rɔtin to di ɛnimi grup dɛn.
  Na ya dɛn de, wan afta di ɔda, tawzin afta tawzin, rejimɛnt afta rejimɛnt. Siks mishɔl tank dɛn de fɔdɔm.
  Natasha, we na wan wɔriman we wɛr bikini, we de kɔntrol di tank yuz wan joystik, we i bin de pres wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, bin siŋ se:
  - Kolovrat na di wɔl! Rɔshian Kolovrat! Difenda fɔ di Fada Land! Perun sojaman! Kolovrat na di wɔl! Rɔshian Kolovrat! Di Heroes of Rus" de ring di alarm!
  Tasha bin siŋ fɔ ansa dis, ɛn i bin krɔs di ami sojaman dɛn:
  - Wi yon kɔntri! Oli kɔntri! Setan nɔ go rul na Kraym!
  Alenka, we i bin de pres di joystik bɔtin dɛn wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, bin de chirp:
  - I nɔ go rul! A, i nɔ go rul!
  Di las yunit we bin de tray fɔ gi at le sɔm kayn ɔganayz rɛsistɛns na di grenadier rejimɛnt we Emparɔ Nɛpɔlyɔn di Tɔd bin gɛt.
  Tri tawzin we dɛn pik, di bɛst Frɛnch sojaman dɛn - nɔto wan pan dɛn bin shɔt pas wan mita ɛn et. Di mɔstaz dɛn twist dash wan: di fes dɛn tan lɛk ston, ɛn di bayonet dɛn de rayz di sem tɛm, lɛk piano ki dɛn. Dɛn bin layn insay ivin rɛktɛnj, lɛk se dɛn de na parede, ɛn dɛn bin lɔk dɛn tayt tayt wan.
  Dis bin jɔs mek Tasha smayl wit ɔmbul:
  - Wel, wetin den? Mɔ pipul dɛn go de we dɛn go du bad to!
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn jɔs tek am ɛn nak di ɛnimi wit mishɔl. Wantɛm wantɛm, dɛn bin brok tri tawzin sojaman dɛn, we bin dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn yuz di fɔs salvo!
  Alenka, we bin de stamp in bare il, bin ala se:
  - Na big big win!
  Tasha bin twit se:
  - Wi na di Gɔd dɛn we go de sote go na di Rɔshian land!
  Di fɛt bin tɔn to shɔt shɔt tɛm. Ɛn wetin? Agens Japan, na jos wan tank bin inaf. Ɛn na siks ɔ mɔ advans wan dɛn we gɛt mishɔl.
  Bɔt i tu ali fɔ rɛst pan wi laurels.
  Karen bin ɔda dray wan se:
  - I nid bak fɔ pwɛl di wan dɛn we de rawnd Sɛvastopol!
  Alenka bin de dawt se:
  - Maybe wi yon kin handle am laik dat?
  Karen bin ansa am tranga wan se:
  - Na tru se nɔto so! Wi nid fɔ kia fɔ di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn ɛn dɔn di wɔ kwik kwik wan!
  Maria, dis titi we gɛt gold ia, bin tɔk di rayt we se:
  - Ɛnimi we nɔ dɔn tan lɛk sik we dɛn nɔ trit - ɛkspɛkt kɔmplikeshɔn!
  Prins Menshikov, bikɔs i nɔ bin sɔprayz ɛn lɛ wi tɔk tru, i nɔ bin ebul fɔ tɔk, ɛn naw, lɛk bɔku pan di fɛtman dɛn, i bin jɔs de wach di akshɔn dɛn we di ɛp we bin de fɔdɔm frɔm di skay (?) lɛk ays blɔk na di ed. Bɔt di Kɔsak chif we nem Valɛra Plɛtɔv bin disayd fɔ du sɔntin we gɛt maynd pas am ɛn we i bin de ala lawd wan we de mek pɔsin yɛri, i bin tɛl am se:
  - Na di sabers fɔ dɛn pikin dɛn! Destroy di Basurman wikɛd spirit dɛn!
  Ɛn di Kɔsak dɛn, we bin de pas insay di hip dɛn we layf ripɛl dɛn bin de pas, bin de mek dɛn ɔs dɛn strɔng, ɛn dɛn bin de flap dɛn sab dɛn lɛk falkɔn, bin rɔsh fɔ rɔnata di ɛnimi dɛn ɔlsay te dɛn rich na Istanbul (di si nɔto sɔntin we de ambɔg dɛn!)!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de yuz ayland kanɔn fɔ dɔn di ɛnimi dɛn. Tasha, Alenka, Natasha, Maria, ɛn Augustine - di fayv gyal pikin dɛn we bin de fɛt barefut ɛn wit bikini, bin du gud wok. Wi drayv smɔl fa frɔm di Rɔshian ami ɛn kɔmɔt na di tank dɛn.
  Ɛn wi bin it snek, drink wan bɔtul bia, ɛn it wan tin we gɛt blak kavya.
  Di sojaman dɛn bin gladi ɛn dɛn bin satisfay.
  Ɔgɔstin bin tɔk se:
  - Tide, man dɛn nɔ bɔku na di planɛt Wɔl!
  Maria bin de gigl ɛn ansa se:
  - Ɛn tɛl Gɔd tɛnki! Dɛn rili bad ɛn dɛn gɛt ia!
  Alenka bin gi advays se:
  - Mek wi hang ol di man dem!
  Natasha bin gri se:
  - Mek wi!
  Tasha bin agens am se:
  - Nɔ nid nɔ de! Dɛn ebul bak fɔ mek uman dɛn gladi!
  Ɛn ɔl di fayv gyal pikin dɛn bin bɔs laf!
  Bɔku bɔku Inglish ɛn Frɛnch sojaman dɛn bin stil de nia Sɛvastopol. Plus na Turkish rejimɛnt dɛn de. Pan ɔl we dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi krɔs di Ɔtoman Ɛmpaya bad bad wan na di Kɔkas ɛn di Turks dɛn nɔ bin rili aktif na Kraym.
  Ɛni we aw i bi, Menshikov nɔ bin tink se i go ebul fɔ win di jenɛral fɛt fɔ insɛf nɔmɔ.
  Tank ɛn transpɔt dɛn, bifo di sojaman dɛn we de rayd ɔs, bin atak di ɛnimi dɛn kamp we bin de nia dɛn.
  I tan lɛk se di Anglo-Frɛnch sojaman dɛn bin rɛdi bifo tɛm fɔ tɔn di atak jɔs fɔ mek dɛn nɔ atak dɛn.
  Pan ɔl we di klos we tank dɛn gɛt nɔ kin ambɔg di gɔn dɛn we di alay fɔs dɛn gɛt, bɔt di mayn dɛn...
  Bɔt, di gyal pikin dɛn dɔn de wach dɛn fɔ lɔng tɛm, ɛn yu nɔ go ebul fɔ ful dɛn wit chaf. Dɛn tek am frɔm fa ɛn bigin fɔ faya mishɔl pan wi. Ɛn aw dɛn bin de kɔt bɔku bɔku sojaman dɛn we de waka ɛn gɔn dɛn.
  I bin tan lɛk se bɔku bɔku smɔl smɔl bɔm dɛn we de pwɛl bɔku tin dɛn de fɔdɔm na di skay. Dɛn tɔn insay, pwɛl di Frɛnch ɛn di British. Dɛn kin kil pɔsin we kin kil pɔsin.
  Fɔs, di bit bin go wan we. Bɔt afta dat, tu tan gɔnpawda bin bɔn, ɛn wan pan di tank dɛn tɔn. Di titi we nem Alenka bigin fɔ shek in leg dɛn.
  Karen bin tɛl am se:
  - Pres di blu bɔtin!
  Alenka bin de pres in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn di tank jomp ɛn fɔdɔm na in ples bak.
  Di titi opin am bak ɛn siw am. Di rial we aw dɛn bin de kil di ami we bin de sɔpɔt di ami bin bigin. Ɔl tu di tɔtal ɛn kruk.
  Di blant gyal bin siŋ se:
  - Mi mama land! Di jet de hit lɛk wef! Mi mama kɔntri! Rɔshian land!
  Ɛn bak di wɔri pipul dɛn kin krɔs dɛn ɛnimi dɛn ɛn du ɔl wetin dɛn want.
  Natasha bin de siŋ wit ɔl in at, i bin de bounce lɛk bɔl:
  - I bin kɛr mi go! I dɔn go sɔmsay!
  Maria, we bin de faya ɛn win di British dɛn, bin siŋ:
  - Frɔm di bot we wi bin sel, na wan ɔr nɔmɔ lɛf!
  Ɛn di sojaman dɛn bin de spid mɔ ɛn mɔ. Ɛn naw dɛn bin de nak wit mishɔl wit dɛn tu an.
  Tasha bin shot ɛn swɛt bak:
  - Fiuja sɛntiwɔd! Ɛn insay dis ɔndrɛd ia wi de pan wan wayt ɔs we wam!
  Di tank dɛn nɔ bin jɔs faya, bɔt dɛn bin de krɔs di infantri wit dɛn trak dɛn. Di ɛnimi dɛnsɛf bin rili trowe grenade pan wi. Pan ɔl we i tan lɛk se fɔ di tank dɛn we de naw, dɛn kayn paoda lumps ya (daynamite nɔ dɔn go insay mas prodakshɔn yet) nɔ de du bad lɛk pis, bɔt...
  Insay di motoka dɛn, di filin nɔ kin rili fayn, lɛk se yu gɛt drɔm we dɛn tay na yu ed ɛn dɛn de bit am wit wud stik dɛn wit trɛnk. Ɛn di optik dɛn kin sɔfa wit bɔku smɔl smɔl damej ɛn sɔt.
  Smok grenade lansa dɛn bak kin ambɔg di we aw pipul dɛn kin si tank dɛn, ɛn we dɛn de si infrarɛd ɔltin so blɔri ɛn chaotic. Ɛn tru di filta dɛn ɔl dis sɔt dɔn ɔlrɛdi go insay di tawa.
  Natasha bin tɔk wit anɔyntmɛnt se:
  - Di tank we Karen disayn fɔ pas na di say we nyuklia bɔm de bɔn ɛn flɔt ɔnda wata. Usay di smel we de bɔn de kɔmɔt!
  Ɔgɔstin bin muv in fut we nɔ gɛt natin along di gia bɔks bikɔs i nɔ bin gladi. Nɔto so dat i go pwɛl, bɔt i go mek di rɛd layt flash we de mek pɔsin fred. Di faya dɛbul bin tɔk di rayt we se:
  - So dat wi yon go ebul fɔ deliv di tank insay rɛkɛd tɛm ɛn witout ɛni dɛfɛkt... Nɔnsɛns!
  Natasha bin tɔk wit wamat se:
  - Wetin if wi bin de pan pɔyzin gas?
  Ɔgɔstin aks fɔ di mashin gɔn bɛlt we dɔn spɛnd, i hang lɛk boa kɔnstriktɔ wit in intestin dɛn kɔmɔt na di lev, ɛn opin faya bak. Wi nid fɔ knock out di gad dɛn ɛn krɔs di infantri. If nɔto dat, dɛn go rili shawa dɛn wit bɔdi.
  Dɛn Anglo-Saxon ɔ "frog" ya nɔto so wikɛd pipul ya;dɛn nɔ de rɔn frɔm monsta - dɛn de snap! Wi kin si am we smok kɔba di kamp, di bad bad tin dɛn we lid ren kin kam ɛn di amniɔn dɛn we kin brok brok kin mek pɔsin nɔ kin no so. Ɛn na dat sojaman dɛn de fɔ, so dat dɛn nɔ go rɔnawe pan di fɔs shot dɛn. Bɔt insay dis kes, dɛn traŋa bin mek prɔblɛm dɛn. Pantap dat, di katapila na wan pan di tank dɛn bin bɔs. Pan ɔl we di motoka nɔ bin lɔs in pawa, i bin slo. Ɛn afta dat, grenade ɔ, di tin we denja pas ɔl na dat, barɛl dɛn we gɛt fayn pawaful gɔnpawda we nɔ gɛt smok bin de flay krɔs di ɔda motoka dɛn trak.
  Di ɔfisa dɛn we gɛt ɛkspiriɛns na di ami we bin de sɔpɔt di ami bin no wantɛm wantɛm se di wik link, pan ɔl we di ami dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ kɔntrol dɛnsɛf.
  Di wɔriɔ dɛn bin de pres di ami we bin de sɔpɔt di ami lɛk tru tru taygres dɛn we gɛt saber tut. Dɛn bin rili agresiv ɛn dɛn bin de fɛt bad bad wan. Ɛn di rɔket dɛn na ays blɔk we de mek faya ɛn bɔku bɔku tin dɛn we de pwɛl tin dɛn. Wan tru tru kaskad we gɛt ay pawa ɛn di inflɛns fɔ faya ɛl we de tɔn frɔm ɛvin.
  No kin resist gyal pikin dɛn...
  Wan afta di ɔda wan, ɛnimi dɛn batri dɛn kin pwɛl. Bɔku gɔn dɛn, we dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi krɔs, flat, mɛlt, ɛn bɔn.
  Alenka bin siŋ:
  Sɔntɛm wi bin mek pɔsin vɛks fɔ natin!
  Drop fayvtin megaton...
  Smok de bɔn, di wɔl de bɔn, de bɔn...
  Usay di Wait Haus bin tinap wan tɛm!
  Natasha bin siŋ wit gladi at:
  - Gud riddance, gud riddance, hellish smok de spred...
  Ɛn i put di barɛl na wi fes!
  Ɔlman, ɔlman, biliv pan di bɛst, .
  Wetin de wet fɔ di wan dɛn we de sɔpɔt di gɔvmɛnt na fɔ win bad bad wan!
  Di tank dɛn bin de spin ɛn smɛl di padi dɛn to kek. Dɛn bin krɔs wi wit katapila ɛn chɛr dɛn wit rɔket.
  Di fɛt bin de nia fɔ dɔn.
  Nays Tasha step barefut insay di faya witout fred, di faya tikl ɛn ivin fil fayn. Ɛn afta dat, i bin kam wantɛm wantɛm se fayv British sojaman dɛn lɔs dɛn ed wan tɛm.
  Di situeshɔn dɔn bi krichɔ ɛn na tɛm fɔ di antɛm, di magnificent Tasha go siŋ;
  Di sta dɛn we de na di skay na wan rɛd kaskad, .
  Yu de tek ɔf di ark na di ɔrayzin!
  Pan ɔl we wi sista dɛn de bɔn na plasma, .
  Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ ayd am, stik di sting kɔmɔt na di ambɔla!
    
  Spays we nɔ gɛt ɛj na wan ples we de na ɛvin;
  Ivin sta dɛn de insay de - di fes fɔ di chɛrɔb dɛn!
  Ivin if i bring di aks na di ɔndawɔl - .
  Wi Fada Land nɔ go ebul fɔ win!
    
  Bayonet to Berlin - knock out wan spak, .
  Chɛri dɔn ɔlrɛdi rayp sɔmsay na Mas!
  Biliv mi, a go kam na di Fuhrer wit bɔm,
  Ivin wan we gɛt posɛs we de na wan fred trance!
    
  Sɔri-at de - di wɔl tan lɛk klif;
  Kul ɛn pen - insay di layt fɔ rivyu dɛn!
  Fɔ di wan dɛn we gɛt trɛnk pan spirit, biliv se Gɔd dɔn gɛt layf bak, .
  Wɛl, frɔst patɛn dɛn de na di winda dɛn!
    
  Bɔt fɔ di sol wi nɔ nid Krays - .
  Na bikɔs yu nɔ go ebul fɔ gɛt trɛnk we yu fɔgiv ɔlman!
  Laif na bɔku bɔku strɛp dɛn:
  Wi nɔ de lid am oba wan kɔp ti!
    
  Afta ɔl, soja wok na ɔnɔ fɔ lɔng lɔng tɛm, .
  Bikɔs Viry de kɔnsɛntret insay am!
  Mek wan big drim kam tru
  Wi kot fɔ am na kɔnflawa ɛn dilik lili dɛn!
    
  Sɔntɛm yu go gɛt fɔ put yu ed pan denja, .
  Dɛn nɔ kin kray afta dɛn dɔn kɔt in ia!
  Setan de tɛmpt di yɔŋ wan dɛn, .
  Bɔt yu nɔ go ebul fɔ mis am if yu dea fɔ lak!
    
  Mek wi tek risk, wi go achiv am - wi go tek di lain,
  Lɛ wi nɔ gri wit dawt, trɔbul, ɛn sɔri-at!
  Brayt kɔt di limit pan kɔvayd - .
  Nɔ mek yusɛf lɔs na wan ples we nɔ gɛt pipul dɛn!
  Na wan impɔtant tɛm, di dash selɔ dɛn na Sɛvastopol ɛn di lokal militia dɛn bin kam insay di fɛt. Pan ɔl we di wan dɛn we de fɛt nɔ bɔku, dis na siriɔs tin fɔ ɛnimi we dɔn ɔlrɛdi brok.
  We Ɔgɔstin bin lɛf di las mashin-gan bɛlt fɔ "divɔs," i bin wink to in padi:
  - Wi go kot am wi we!
  I stɔp di tank, we bin dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i gɛt fiul, ɛn ala se:
  - Na dat!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn sɔd bin de flash, ɛn i izi fɔ jomp kɔmɔt na di hatch we dɛn opin ɔtomɛtik wan. Ɛn di big big fɛt fɔ di tron dɛn bigin. Dɛn tu wɔri pipul ya bin de ala lawd wan, lɛk sɛkɔndari saw, ɛn dɛn bin de kɔt kɔt dɛn mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Ɛni wan pan dɛn swing dɛn na sɔm bɔdi dɛn we dɛn kɔt wan tɛm. I bin tan lɛk se di ɔda tank dɛn bak dɔn yuz dɛn mashin gɔn bɛlt ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nɔ gɛt fiul. So, if i fayn, dɛn kin krɔs wit kruk trak dɛn.
  Bɔt afta dat, Kerɛn bin tɔn di matter multiplier bak. Ɛn di tank dɛn bin gɛt layf. Ɛn bak dɛn kin flay ɛn faya rɔket, ɛn dɛn kin dɔn di las wan pan di British, Frɛnch, Turks, ɛn di wan dɛn we de ripresent di Sadinia kiŋdɔm.
  Na so di gyal pikin dɛn bin gɛt maynd fɔ tek am. Ɛn na wan kɔmbaynshɔn fɔ mishɔl ɛn shel dɛn. Pantap dat, di gyal pikin dɛnsɛf want fɔ wok wit sabres dɛnsɛf. Aw lɔng yu go ebul fɔ bit ɛnimi we de fa? Ɛn dɛn lɛk fɔ kil dɛn ɛnimi dɛn. Rial tɛmnɛta dɛn.
  Maria bin siŋ, i bin de shek in gold ia:
  - Girls lɛk fɔ kil! Dɛn kayn gyal pikin dɛn de!
  Natasha, we bin de sho in tit, bin gri se:
  - Wi ɔl de luk Napoleons! Bɔku bɔku tin dɛn de we gɛt tu leg!
  Alenka, we bin de kɔt di British ɛn di Frɛnch dɛn, bin ad se:
  - Fo wi wan kol de!
  Ɔgɔstin, we i bin de kɔt dɔŋ wit tu sab wan tɛm, se:
  -Krɔs ɛnimi ɛn drink wayn!
  Ɛn na ya ɛp frɔm Menshikov de kam. Na tru se na di sojaman dɛn we de rayd ɔs bin kam fɔs. Pan ɔl we mobayl transpɔta nɔ de, di kwin na di fil gɛt fɔ stɔp ɔltin wit in yon an ɛn fut.
  Bɔt na ɔs, na ɔs na Afrika bak.
  Di serf gyal ɛn di sem tɛm di faya faya wɔri Dymka, we bin de pan in fayn fayn ɔs, bin ebul fɔ go bifo ɔlman. Di fayn uman we de wok na fam kin kik di ɔs in krɔp wit in il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i de wev in sab bad bad wan.
  So in fɔs "trofi", we na wan lansa we gɛt dɔst, bin jɔs pul di fɔs atak we wan uman we sabi wok na fam bin atak am, ɛn di sɛkɔn twist bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i kɔt in wan ol ed. Di Frɛnchman nɔ bin ivin ebul fɔ ala wit in trot we dɛn kɔt, bɔt i jɔs fɔdɔm pan in krɔp. Ɛn Dymka bin siŋ se:
  - Konflawa de na opin fil... Wan lɔng waka!
  Natasha, we bin yɛri wit in supa-akyu yɛri, bin grɔmbul wit wanwɔd:
  - Along di rod, wan dense forest de wit Yagami uman dem!
  Bare-legged Tasha ad, drawn out di hubbub of di battle - ɔl dɛn gɔn ɛn bled ya:
  - Ɛn na di ɛnd pan da rod de: wan skɔf wit aks!
  Haz muf kwik kwik wan fa frɔm di bled ɛn se, witout ɛni ala ala:
  - Oh, wan tɛm!
  Afta dis wod di Inglish rayda fol...
  - Yes bak!
  Ɛn na ya di Turkish sojaman we de rayd ɔs, we pompous lɛk pasha, nɔ bin laki.
  - Yes, bɔku, bɔku, bɔku tɛm!
  Na ya Tasha we nɔ wɛr fut bin ambɔg am insay wan jomp, ɛn skata wan ol duzin invayda dɛn wit in fayn fayn leg dɛn:
  - Wetin mek yu de whin ova ɛn ɔva! Lɛ wi gɛt wan milyɔn wantɛm wantɛm!
  Di faya tɛmnatɔ Ɔgɔstin, we bin de lans in stɛl ɛlmɛt we i de flay wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, bin grɔmbul:
  - Wi de kip miliɔn na bank ɛn wi nɔ bisin bɔt di lɔ dɛn!
  Natasha bin gri wit dis tin we apin:
  - Na so i bi: if yu brok wan lɔ, yu na kriminal, if yu brok sɔm, yu dɔn day, ɔltin na Masta Gɔd!
  Ɔgɔstin bin tɔk wit sɛns se:
  - As di big rayta ɛn filɔsofa Rybachenko bin se: dɛn nɔ rayt ɛni lɔ fɔ fulman dɛn, dɛn nɔ rayt ɛni lɔ fɔ di nature fɔ di wan dɛn we gɛt sɛns!
  Wan rili strɔng mutant gyal we nem Tasha, bin sabi fɔ tos wan keg gɔnpawda wit in fut. I luk di sole, we de shayn wit blɔd, ɛn we di barɛl we gɛt ɛl poshɔn bɔm, i chirp:
  - Dɛn gi langwej to smat pɔsin fɔ ayd tin dɛn we i de tink bɔt stupid ɛn tin dɛn we nɔ gɛt minin!
  Bɔt i tan lɛk se di gyal pikin dɛn nɔ bin de tink... Di prɔfɛsɔ in tank, we ebul fɔ flay, we de chok bikɔs i nɔ gɛt fiul, bigin fɔ lɔs di ayt. Wan man we sabi fɛt wɔ, we de tray tranga wan fɔ sev di motoka, ɛn land am na say we nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ smol. Laki se, bay dis tɛm di las rizɔv fɔ kɔrej bitwin di alay sojaman dɛn bin dɔn dray. Apat frɔm dat, di heroic Rɔshian infantri, we bin dɔn win di fos we Suvorov bin fos fɔ mach, bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de kam nia di fil ɛn di il dɛn bin dɔn ful-ɔp wit wan big big fɛt.
  Ɛn na Prins Menshikɔv insɛf de ya, lɛk aw i rɛdi ɔltɛm fɔ ripɛnt di laurels we di wan we win nɔ fit fɔ gɛt.
  Karen bin ansa wit filɔsofik se:
  - Sɔm kin flay, sɔm kin kray!
  Wan bigman we nem Ɔleg Raybachenko we bin de rayt buk ɛn we bin de rayt poem bin rili want fɔ bi bɔbɔ.
  Ɛn in drim bin kam tru. Fɔ tru, di ɛlf supaman dɛn bin tɔn di rayta to bɔbɔ we bin tan lɛk se i ol tɛn ɔ ilevin ia. Ɛn dɛn sɛn am we i nɔ wɛr fut ɛn we i wɛr shɔt klos fɔ go na Kraym fɔ go fɛt di wɔ.
  Fɔ bigin, di bɔbɔ we dɛn jɔs dɔn min, fɔ mek i go gɛt trɛnk, i bin put insɛf dɔŋ fɔ tink gud wan ɛn si mirekul dɛn.
  Fayv fayn fayn gyal pikin dɛm - we nɔ wɛr fut ɛn we wɛr bikini - bin fɛt di Japan pipul dɛm. Di wɔri pipul dɛn bin atak di samurai dɛn we bin de tray fɔ win di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn we bin de kɔba di fa fa say dɛn we de kam nia Pɔt Ata.
  Na fayv gyal pikin dɛn nɔmɔ de, ɛn na sabrɛ nɔmɔ dɛn gɛt. Bɔt na di ɔda say, dɛn kin trowe disk dɛn we shap shap wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn ɛni wan pan dɛn kin mek di bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn na Jepan sɔprayz.
  Di wɔriɔ dɛn pwɛl di landin fɔs we bin land nia Pɔt Ata. Ɛn dɛn kin du am fayn fayn wan. Na Tasha, di men wan, de insay dis fayv, as i de tek ɛn trowe wan disk wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn wantɛm wantɛm dɛn go kɔt wan duzin samurai dɛn trot.
  Dɔn i go siŋ se:
  - A lɛk fɔ kil ɛn a nɔ de tolɛret lay!
  Neks, Alenka trowe in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. I nak di Japan pipul dɛn dɔŋ ɛn chirp:
  - Ɛn di ɛnimi nɔ go gɛt ivin wan rubul!
  Dɔn di kul Natasha kam insay di fɛt. I kin trowe sɔntin bak we kin kil pɔsin wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, dɛn kin blo tu-tri samurai dɛn, ɛn i kin ala to insɛf:
  - En a"m komplitli invincible in battles!
  Ɛn i go sho in lɔng tɔŋ!
  Maria, insɛf, wit in bare fut, go tek am ɛn lanch am, sɔntin we rili kil ɛn twit:
  - Wi tink, so wi de!
  Ɛn di fayn fayn Ɔgɔstin, jɔs lɛk aw i tek am ɛn trowe am wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, na bɔl we gɛt rɛd ɔt. Ɛn i go skata di ɛnimi ɛn siŋ:
  - Ɛn if wi de, den wi de tink!
  Ɛn i go laf bak! Ɛn i go pul in fang tit dɛn.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn we de ya kin swip dɛn ɛnimi dɛn kwik kwik wan ɛn pan big big skel. Dɛn nɔ no di wɔd dɛn - gɛt sɔri-at. Ɛn naw di pati we de land dɔn skata kpatakpata! Dɛn dɔn win wan kɔmplit ɛn kɔmplit kɔnvinsin win!
  Fifti tawzin pipul dɛn na Jepan bin kil!
  Tasha se wit gladi at se:
  - No defet nɔ go de frɔm di Land of di Rising Sun! Nɔ, na di win dɛn nɔmɔ de wet fɔ wi!
  Alenka bin ansa wit zil se:
  - Ɛn ɛksklusiv win dɛn!
  Natasha bin kɔnfyus, i yuz in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin fɔ lanch sɔntin we fiba prɛzɛnt fɔ dɔnawe wit am:
  - Kul win dɛn!
  Maria di fayn uman we gɛt gold ia bin de ala se:
  - Mi na champion!
  Ɔgɔstin bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Frɔm di fɔs rawnd!
  We Oleg Rybachenko bin de tink gud wan ɛn dayv insay di dip layers, i pas wan de pas. Wan big big briz we bin blo insay rial istri Novɛmba 14, 1854, bin jɔs de kam, ɛn i bin mek di Alay dɛn we bin de fɛt wɔ, pwɛl bad bad wan. Dɛn bin lɔs 53 ship dɛn da tɛm de we dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ gɛt bak, ɛn wi nɔ kɔnt di bot dɛn we bin gɛt siriɔs damej.
  Bɔt naw, di bad tin dɛn we go apin kin wɔs pas dat - di transpɔt ship dɛn ful-ɔp wit di tin dɛn we lɛf pan di land we dɛn dɔn win, ɛn di bay de kip ɔnda atak wit Rɔshian kanɔn dɛn.
  Insay di krimsin skay wit pepul spɛk, i bin tan lɛk se di dɛbul dɛn dɔn go mad - i bin tan lɛk se di dɛbul dɛn de dans na sɛklɔ! Ɔltin bin tan lɛk se i rili wɔndaful ɛn i bin de mek pɔsin fred!
  Di big big briz rili bad, mɔ fɔ di Blak Si we nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ kol at. Di wef dɛn we de blo na di si tan lɛk kaw dɛn we dɔn mek lɛk se dɛn dɔn kray ɛn we de bat ship dɛn. Fɔ ɛgzampul, na ya dis kayn lid hama kin fɔdɔm, ɛn i kin nak wan tawzin tan slɛj hama we de ɔnda di bɛlɛ fɔ di stimship.
  Di Inglish frigate "Victoria", wit brok brok dɛk, de drɛf sloslo ɛn, ɔlrɛdi tilt, de trɛtin fɔ ram insɛf insay di kɔst. Dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi was bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn we de wok na di bot. Dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ ol fɔ tu lɔng pan di rili bɔyl, Wezelbub-kɔl we gɛt faya wata.
  Fes dɛn we dɔn chenj, di chukchuk dɛn we dɛn dɔn drɔ togɛda wit kɔnvulsiv. Bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn we dɛn dɔn du bad to...
  Di ol selɔ Hari Smit, lɛk ɔltɛm, bin de siŋ - di big big briz bin notis, bɔt di big big fɔti latitud dɛm na di sawt ɛmisfya sɔm tɛm dɛn bin de gi bɔku stip big big briz ɛn di nayn wef ay. Bɔt ivin na ya di frigate rili krak ɛn i de trɛtin fɔ mek dɛn brok am. Ɛn di wata we de biɛn kin kol. Na tru se nɔto so dat pɔsin kin tɔn to ays wantɛm wantɛm. Di ɔt we dɔn gɛda ova di sɔma nɔ dɔn gɛt tɛm yet fɔ evapɔret ɛn...
  Bɔt stil, wan flat bɔtul we gɛt wiski kin ɛp pas ɛni ɔda tɛm. Wan fayn fayn mirekul, wan swit bɔt tart drink - wetin na wan saful ɛn velvet wef we de flɔ dɔŋ di trot ɛn sloslo de kam dɔŋ to di bɛlɛ, we de ful di bɔdi wit ɛnaji ɛn tink wit renbo ɛkspiriɛns ɛn wɔndaful kɔlɔ.
  No debul nɔ de ya igen. Ɔltin na kul! I nɔ de mek pɔsin fred se dɛn de dart ɛn rol oba di say we dɔn swel - dɛn nɔ de luk fɔ fred atɔl!
  Bifo dat, dɛn na smɔl dɛbul dɛn we de mek pɔsin laf dat yu want fɔ shek dɛn an tayt tayt wan.
  Wan ays wef splash insay di drɔnk fes fɔ di selɔ - di frigate bin dɔn bigin fɔ list menacingly to di lɛft sayd.
  Di man we de wok na di bot bin grɔmbul wit drɔnk:
  - Oh si, si, si, si - di krawd dɛn sidɔm na di fɛns!
  Wan kanɔn we big big briz dɔn kɔt, de rɔsh krɔs di dɛk lɛk pɔsin we de skata wit spid we de rɔn. Wan pan di kabin bɔy dɛn nɔ bin laki - di bɔbɔ fɔdɔm ɔnda di wil ɛn naw i bin de rɔtin wit bad bad pen. Di bon dɛn na di leg dɛn dɔn krɔs, ɛn i tan lɛk se di wata de kɔmɔt na wan wil we dɛn de kil. Bɔt di man we bin de wok na di bot nɔ bin ivin sho se i sɔri fɔ am:
  - Na so bɔbɔ in layf tan! - Ɛn hiccupping drunkenly, i sing. - Wi moto na fo wod - if yu drawn yusef, drawn oda pesin!
  I bin tan lɛk se dɛn dɔn ol di frigate, ɔ fɔ se, wan say we dɛn nɔ rivet fayn pan di ayɛn bin dɔn kɔmɔt. Di brok brok insay di bot bin opin lɛk blak ol na di bɛlɛ na di planɛt, ɛn wata we bin de rɔn bin de rɔsh insay lɛk wayl pipul dɛn we de waka waka.
  Ɛn di splash dɛn kin ivin bad pas di wayl ala ala ɔ, di ɔda we, di his we vaypa dɛn kin his.
  Di man we de wok na di bot, we bin de shek shek wit prɔblɛm, tinap pan tu leg ɛn tɔk wit dip vɔys se:
  - Polundra - wisɛl ɔlman ɔpstayd!
  Ɛn afta dat, i bin slap wit wan klɔb we bin tan lɛk se i saf, bɔt i bin rili wet. Di man we gɛt biad we de chok bin tray fɔ siŋ sɔntin we fani, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ stɔp am fɔ drɔ am insay di ol we nɔ gɛt bɔtɔm, ɛn i bin tan lɛk se dɛn dɔn tay wan ebi ebi gag we nɔ gɛt op na in mag!
  Bɔt di tin dɛn we bin de apin bin kɔntinyu fɔ vɛks ɛn i bin tan lɛk se ɔltin bin de go bifo.
  Oleg Rybachenko, we bin dɔn bi pikin, jomp kɔmɔt na di say we i bin de ayd ɛn go na di strit ɛn bigin fɔ splash in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we tan lɛk bɔy pikin wit wamat pan di pɔt dɛn we gɛt glas. Bɔt i nɔ tu te, in tit dɛn bigin fɔ chat bikɔs ɔf di ays we bin de kam, ɛn i go bak bak kwik kwik wan na di rum we wam.
  Klosap wantɛm wantɛm di fayn fayn Tasha bin apia.
  Di titi nɔ ayd in gladi at, i pɔynt to di skay ɛn shek in ebi ebi bɔdi:
  - Fɔ dɔn, Gɔd bigin fɔ ɛp wi!
  Wan bɔbɔ we nɔ wɛr fut ɛn we wɛr shɔt nɔmɔ, we nem Ɔlɛg Raybachenko, we de twist in rawnd fes, nɔ bin gri se:
  - Di Rɔshian gɔd dɛn, a biliv se, dɛn strɔng, .
  Bɔt dɛn nɔ de ɛp di wan dɛn we wik!
  If bɔy pikin dɛn de sav di Mama Land, .
  Yu nɔ go fɛn pawa we strɔng pas dis!
  Preti Tasha bin defiantly grimace ɛn tɔk se:
  - Di fact se yu raym adjektif wit noun na progres oredi!
  Di bɔbɔ we de rayt poem bin laf ɛn tɔk wit lɔjik wan se:
  - Wan tɛm na plank, tu plank de go gɛt lada - wan tɛm na wɔd, tu wɔd - i go bi siŋ!
  Di mutant gyal muv in an wantɛm wantɛm akɔdin to di bɔbɔ in lip ɛn bark:
  - Yu na juvenile plagiarist!
  Oleg bin ansa bay we i atak wit spina, i bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi rili sabi fɔ strɛch, bɔt fɔ tru, agens wan pɔsin we de agens dis klas, di sɔri-at we i bin de tray fɔ atak bin tan lɛk se i rili laf.
  Kul Tasha bin kɔntra atak, i kech di bɔbɔ in nos wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn ivin kɔt am kɔmɔt na grɔn, ɛn fos am fɔ jomp fani, in il dɛn de shayn frɔm di san pɔt dɛn.
  Di bɔbɔ tray fɔ pinch in wikɛd anti na di kaw pikin, bɔt di mutant wɔriɔ in skin nɔ bin mach ivin fɔ di bad bad aligatɔ skin. So mi finga dɛn jɔs slid oba di skin we de shayn. Olezhka bin ala se:
  - Oh, nɔ, i de at!
  We Svetlana lɛf am fɔ go, wan big big plam bin rili swel ɔlsay na in fes.
  Di bɔbɔ shek in fist pan di wikɛd anti ɛn aks wantɛm wantɛm se:
  - Yu go tek mi go komit sabotaj?
  Tasha, di biuti frɔm di jɛnɛtiks, bin siŋ wit ple ple tɔyn:
  - Na tru se nɔto so!
  Oleg Rybachenko bin mek yu kray kray:
  - Wetin mek dis stil de apin?
  Di blant tɛrminatɔ bin siŋ:
  - Yu nɔ no wayn, di teys fɔ strɔng sigrɛt!
  Di bɔbɔ, we i no udat di Tasha we nɔ gɛt natin de mek pipul dɛn nɔ no di tru, i ala se:
  - Ɛn yu na Veerka Serduchka ɛn yu de smɛl wit fleas!
  Afta dɛn kayn wɔd dɛn de, dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ avɔyd fɔ pɔnish dɛn bad bad wan. Tasha twist di bɔbɔ poet in an ɛn bigin fɔ bit am wit bɛlt. Di bɔbɔ we nem Ɔleg bin ala bikɔs i bin de fil pen ɛn i bin tray fɔ rɔnawe bɔt i nɔ bin ebul. Di blo dɛn we da kayn gyal de blo bin de rich tru klos ɛn denim pant. Ɛn na ya yu de, pan ɔl we di ples kol, i dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ yu nekɛd. Ɛn i kin mek pɔsin fil pen ɛn i kin mek pɔsin vɛks, ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl, i kin mek pɔsin shem!
  We i nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt, di kol Tasha bin stɔp fɔ spank di bɔbɔ we bin de tray tranga wan ɛn i bin tɔk wit sɔri-at se:
  - Mek wi tek yu pan reconnaissance...
  Oleg Rybachenko nɔ biliv in lɔk, i jomp ɔp na di ples ɛn grɔmbul:
  - Eh! Wi de wit di layt sote go!
  Bɔt i bin stil tek sɔm tɛm fɔ wet fɔ di big big briz we bin de blo fɔ lɔng tɛm ɛn we bin denja.
  Na da tɛm de, Emparɔ Nikolas di Fɔs bin de stɔdi di lɛta we His Serene Highness Prince Menshikov bin rayt, we bin dɔn kam wit kɔriɔ we bin de rɔn kwik kwik wan, ɛn i bin de rɔn pan ɔs dɛn we bin de nia de.
  Di kɔni kɔni kɔni kɔni kɔni kɔniti bin de prez in yon gud tin dɛn ɔl we i ebul fɔ du ɛn i nɔ bin rili ripɔt ɛnitin bɔt di ɛp we pipul dɛn we kɔmɔt na ɔda kɔntri frɔm di twɛnti fɔs sɛntiwɔd bin gi am. Dɛn nɔ bin ivin tɔk bɔt di nem fɔ di kɔmanda fɔ di shɔk batalyɔn, we nem Strelkov.
  Bɔt di prins nɔ fɔgɛt insɛf...
  Nikolai, pan ɔl, insɛf bin rili gladi: di 150,000-strong Alayed ɛyabɔrn kɔp dɛn bin prɛktikal nɔ de igen. Dɛn dɔn pul di blok we dɛn bin de blok frɔm Sɛvastopol, we min se dɛn dɔn pul di men chukchuk kɔmɔt. Ɔl wetin lɛf na fɔ kech di fɔt siti we nem Kars na Transkɔkasia ɛn sɔntɛm Exerum - ɛn afta dat di Turks dɛnsɛf go aks fɔ pis.
  Tsa Nikolas insɛf nɔ bin gɛt tumɔs plan fɔ mek i go na Eshia Maynɔ. Pantap dat, klos to ɔl di Blak Si bot dɛn dɔn sink, we min se fɔ atak Istanbul na gambul we pasmak.
  Ivin di big big kɔmanda fɔ ɔl di tɛm ɛn di pipul dɛn, we nem Alɛgzanda Vasilievich Suvorov, nɔ bin gɛt maynd fɔ atak di kapital siti na di Ɔtoman Ɛmpaya. Pan ɔl we da tɛm de i bin gɛt ɔl di trɔmp kad dɛn na in an: Ɔstria bin fɛt di Turks ɛn dɛn bin de togɛda wit Rɔshia, wan rivɔlɔshɔn bin brok na Frans ɛn i nɔ bin de fɔ intafyeshɔn igen, ɛn dɛn bin tay big big Briten lɛk aw i bin de na Frans.
  In shot, chans bin de da tɛm de fɔ mek di Turks biliv, bɔt i tan lɛk se dɛn nɔ bin de fred.
  Nikolai bin intres mɔ pan ɔda tin: udat na dɛn strenj alien ya? I klia se Menshikov nɔ go tɔk di tru, bɔt di kɔni ɛmparɔ kin gɛt infɔmeshɔn frɔm difrɛn say dɛn.
  Oleg Rybachenko, we bin bi bɔbɔ, bin rɔn barefut tru di fresh sno na Kraym. I bin rili fayn fɔ am, pan ɔl we in il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin bin de bɔn.
  I rili fayn fɔ bi bɔbɔ we strɔng ɛn gɛt wɛlbɔdi. Rɔn barefut na kol weta ɛn i luk natura ɛn yu nɔ de shem.
  Di bɔbɔ luk rawnd, di pikin dɛn futprin na di sno bin tan lɛk se dɛn fayn ɛn fayn.
  Oleg Rybachenko bigin fɔ layt di ɔnamɛnt wit in bɔy fut dɛn. I bin tɔn aut jɔs fayn.
  Di bɔbɔ bin siŋ wit gladi at se:
  - Di de ɛn ia dɛn we de flash nɔ de mek pɔsin fred, .
  Na onli mi Olezhka na di planet - .
  I fayn fɔ bi lɛk dis ɔ i nɔ fayn?
  I fayn fɔ bi lɛk dis ɔ nɔto so!
  I kul fɔ liv go ansa!
  Dis tɛm ya, Kerɛn bin chenj di tank to ɛlikopta. Ɛn i kɔl am "Blak Shak". I impɔtant, na wok we dɛn mek wit at. Fɔ tru, di tɔp klas.
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn rɛdi fɔ fɛt. Dɛn want fɔ sink di Alay flet? Mek i bi so!
  Tasha bin tɔk wit zil se:
  - Wɔ na di briz fɔ di lɔng, .
  Mek wi no poison am wit wi insecurities!
  Karen bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Wi nɔ go du am!
  Di sik nɔ gɛt tɛm yet fɔ mek i kol afta di big big briz, ɛn di "Blak Shak" dɔn ɔlrɛdi de tek ɔf pan in pɔnishmɛnt flay. Ɛn fɔ tru, wan deadly foursome of girls de pan am. Alenka bin de wit Kerɛn, jɔs lɛk aw di lɔt bin se.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin laki tu - Barefoot Tasha alaw di bɔbɔ fɔ flay wit dɛn.
  Di whirlwind blond put am lojik ɛn rizin:
  - I nɔ ɛva tu ali fɔ stat yu heroic joyn!
  Di bɔbɔ we bin tan lɛk Ɔlɛg, we bay kalenda ia, i nɔ bin bi bɔbɔ atɔl, bin gri wit dis wantɛm wantɛm:
  - Pɔsin kin ol we i biliv am... Na di sem we, bɔy pikin na man - if i fil lɛk se na taf man!
  Nays Tasha bin pinch di greyhaund pikin wit in chubby cheek wit lɔv:
  - Ɛn na tru! Yu rili nid fɔ fil ɛn liv wit fɛt-fɛt spirit ɛn afta dat nɔbɔdi nɔ go ɛva win yu!
  Di "black shark" tek of from di graun rili had. Dɛn lod am wit barɛl dɛn we gɛt gɔnpawda - di rizɔv dɛn fɔ di mɔdan shel dɛn bin dɔn dray ɔlmost ɛn dɛn lɛf tu-tri smɔl saiz jet rɔket dɛn as grɔn protɛkshɔn. So fɔ di bɔm strayk dɛn bin pik wan ol, bɔku bɔku, bɔt we dɛn kin rili abop pan.
  Fɔs, ɛn dis, fɔ tru, bin sho insɛf, di blo fɔ dɔn bit big big fɛt ship dɛn. Da tɛm de, at ɔl, dɛn nɔ bin de yuz di wɔd fɛt-fɛt ship, at ɔl, ɔfishal wan, bɔt pawaful, stim-pawa ship dɛn we gɛt big kaliba gɔn dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi kam fɔ mek dɛn.
  Di British dɛn bin lɛk dɛn mɔ - "Britain, mistress of the seas." Pan ɔl we Lio nɔ bin dɔn rich di say we i bin gɛt pawa yet, Fɔgi Albiɔn bin de gɛt big big rayz, ɛn i bin de mek in kɔntri we dɛn bin de rul di kɔntri go bifo kwik kwik wan.
  Briten bin de fred se Rɔshia go go bifo na Sɛntral Eshia ɛn go fa fawe na India, i nɔ bin lɛk di we aw dɛn bin de ambɔg di pawa we dɛn bin gɛt na Tɛki.
  Na tru se Nikolai, we na bin di fɔs pɔsin we pe atɛnshɔn bad bad wan to di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn, nɔ bin want fɔ lɛf fɔ du bɔku tin dɛn na di sawt atɔl. Bɔt di wɔ we bin tek lɔng tɛm na di Kɔkas wit di Chechen ataman Shamil bin fos di kiŋ we bin tek tɛm fɔ put di plan dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn mek fɔ mek di kɔntri go bifo fɔ sɔm tɛm.
  Bɔt ilɛk aw i bi, Briten put ɔl di bɛst we i gɛt na di Blak Si. I bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ di big big briz nɔ pwɛl di bot dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ fɛt, di transpɔt dɛn bin sɔfa pas ɔl, ɛn bɔku sojaman dɛn we bin de waka wit kanɔn dɛn bin drawn. Bɔku smɔl smɔl bot dɛn bin brok ɛn trowe dɛn na di si. Sɔm pan di wan dɛn we bin day ɔ we bin pwɛl bad bad wan, na bin frigate dɛn ɛn ivin bɔku layt kruza dɛn.
  Di Alied flet bin sɔfa big big damej, bɔt dɛn bin kip bɔku pan in kanɔn pawa. Insay rial istri, dis kayn bit nɔ bin mek Briten ɛn Frans kɔntinyu fɔ saplae dɛn grup ɛn shel Sɛvastopol. Pan ɔl we i bin ɛp bak fɔ mek di siej fɔ lɔng tɛm.
  Prɔfɛsɔ Karen dɔn kam fɔ no dis, bikɔs no ɔda plen nɔ lɛf: wan pan in tank dɛn, we na wan pan di wan dɛn we dɛn kin chenj to ɛlikopta, kin brok so dat i nɔ pɔsibul fɔ mek am na di fil, ɛn fɔ di sɛkɔn wan stil nid fɔ pripia spɛshal fiul.
  Insay prinsipul, sɔntɛm kerosin go fayn, bɔt i go gɛt ay kwaliti pas di wan we bin de insay di mid-nayntin ia. Ɛni we aw i bi, fɔ mek fiul bin tek tɛm. Pan ɔl we, insay prinsipul, dis prɔblɛm kin sɔlv insay sɔm mɔnt.
  Bɔt as fɔ amunishɔn... I dɔn ɔlrɛdi rili at ya - at least di detachment gɛt tu-tri spɛshal pipul dɛn. Bɔt fɔ mek dɛn mek dis wan ol kɔmpleks chen we nɔ gɛt drɔin?
  Di "Blak Shak" bin gɛt rizɔv fɔ fiul, ɛn di injin kin, pan ɔl we i bin wɔs, rɔn pan rɔm. Ɛni we aw i bi, di gyal pikin dɛn bin de shayn wit op as dɛn de lod gɔnpawda na di bot.
  Natasha, as di spɛshal pɔsin we sabi bɔt plen ɛn bɔm, bin mek Prɔfɛsɔ Kerɛn biliv se:
  - If wi hit am kɔrɛkt wan, wi kin split wan batl kruza, ivin wit primitiv gɔnpawda!
  Na sayɛnsman we gɛt ɛkspiriɛns ɛn we mek wan spɛshal jɛnɛtiks, i nɔ bin tek tɛm prez di gyal pikin dɛn, bɔt i wɔn se:
  - Di "Blak Shak" nɔto di ayrakt we dɛn protɛkt pas ɔl - fɔ gɛt hit pan am kin bi denja!
  Di 4 sojaman dɛn bin ala wansay se:
  - Kam on, away frɔm di skru!
  Ɛn di il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we tan lɛk gyal pikin bin de flash.
  Dɛn bin du di atak na nɛt, we di wɛda bin de klawd. Na tru se bikɔs ɔf dis, big big prɔblɛm bin de fɔ mek wan spɛshal ɛlikopta fɔdɔm. Ɛspɛshali we yu tink bɔt se i bin dɔn lod pasmak.
  Natasha bin ivin tɔk tin dɛn agens Ɔgɔstin:
  - Wetin mek yu lod so, ful! Yu kin flay sɔm tɛm mɔ!
  Di animal we gɛt rɛd ia bin ansa bay we i trowe wan tint stɛl disk pan in patna. So i kech am wit in tit we tan lɛk pal ɛn grɔmbul.
  -Yu go pley di ful?
  Ɔgɔstin bin ansa wit wamat se:
  - Nɔto fulman, bɔt na fulman!
  Barefut Tasha ala pan dɛn ɛn push di mɔskul bɔbɔ we nem Ɔleg wit in an:
  - A de aks yu fɔ nɔ yuz indecent wɔd dɛn bifo pikin!
  Ɛn dɛn ɔl 4 bɔs laf. Naw, wɔ dɔn bigin fɔ tan lɛk se i rili fani. Yes, ivin trade...
  Pan ɔl we di prɔpala fɔ ɛlikopta we lod pasmak kin rili krak, ɛn di taytaniɔm bɔdi kin shek shek bikɔs i lod pasmak. Bɔt dis nɔto jɔs taytaniɔm, bɔt na sɔm mɔ kɔmpleks ɛn laytwɛt alɔy. Sɔntɛm ivin wit kabɔn fayba ɛlimɛnt dɛn. Ɛni we aw i bi, dis chenj we dɛn chenj di "Blak Shak" de tek pas siks ɔndrɛd milyɔn dɔla. Diya, i bin tɔn to smɔl tin. Natasha ivin tink se dɛn nɔ bin fɔ ɛva gi am to dɛn kayn fayn fayn dɛbul dɛn lɛk gyal pikin dɛn we wɛr bikini - if dis kayn skilful payɔt lɛk am nɔ bin de na di ed!
  Skilful, bikɔs na mutant... Mɔ prɛsishɔn, na modifyed ɔrganizm! Jɔs lɛk di wan ol 4, ɔ fɔ tɔk mɔ bɔt di fayv!
  Oleg Rybachenko lɛk fɔ kɔmpia dɛn wit ninja tɔl - di wɔl-fam 4 mutant animal dɛn. Na katun dɛn nɔmɔ na katun, ɛn dɛn gyal pikin ya bin gɛt fɔ ɛkspiriɛns ɔltin fɔ tru. Ɛn Gɔd nɔ mek padi fɔ gɛt di sɔfa we dɛn bin de sɔfa we dɛn bin de chenj dɛn bɔdi ɛn dɛn maynd. Yɛs, dɛn dɔn bi bɛtɛ ɛn strɔng pas ɔdinari pipul dɛn, bɔt...
  Dem go envy dem...
  Aweva, yu nɔ go ebul fɔ kech fish kɔmɔt na pɔnd we yu nɔ gɛt prɔblɛm, bɔt naw dɛn dɔn bi supa wɔriɔ. Dɛn kin ivin ebul fɔ flay insay da kayn wɛda de wit ɛlikopta we gɛt bɔku lod.
  Fɔ tru, di fɔs gol na di wan we big pas ɔl. Wan big big fɛt ship we gɛt tu ɔndrɛd gɔn dɛn, fayvtin pan dɛn gɛt wan big big kaliba fɔ in tɛm.
  We twɛlv inch shel dɛn bigin fɔ shred Sɛvastopol, dis na tu nɔ fayn fɔ bit...
  Di ship insɛf, ivin insay di swɛlin, i tan lɛk big big krokodail we strɛch na di si. Na ya di wayd chimini dɛn de smok sloslo, ɛn di lɔng barɛl dɛn we gɛt di nyu wɛpɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ sidɔm rawnd, kin es ɔp to di skay. Di fɛt-fɛt ship insɛf gɛt bɔku bɔku wata ɛn dɛn kin protɛkt am fayn fayn wan wit wan layt we dɛn kin yuz fɔ fɛt na di sayd dɛn.
  Insay nevl fɛt, i go at fɔ sink dis kayn siti, ɛn dis tɛm i nɔ go izi fɔ si. Ɛn as ship we de siej, i nɔ gɛt ɛni prayz fɔ kil animal.
  I tan lɛk se di dɛk we dɛn kɔba wit tik tik klos dɛn, ɛn i nɔ izi fɔ mek pipul dɛn we de wok na di bot de pan am. Ɛn di "Blak Shak", we de glid ɔlmost kwayɛt wan na di ays, gɛt jɔs primitiv barɛl dɛn we gɛt gɔnpawda ɛn fiuz.
  Natasha bin mɛmba aw i nɔ bin izi fɔ mek Jɛnɛral Nakhimov gi dɛn gɔnpawda. Ugh! Nakhimov rili nɔto jenɛral, bɔt na admiral, bɔt pan ɔl we i bi, i tɔn aut fɔ bi pɔsin we nɔto so gud pɔsin. Pan ɔl we His Serene Highness Prins Menshikov ivin wɔs pas dat.
  Dɛn nɔ bin gɛt awɔd fɔ di fɛt - na diskrɛt wɔd tɛnki nɔmɔ. Sɔntɛm na tru se dis na natura l riakshɔn wae pipul dɛn kin gɛt to ɔltin wae nɔr kin kɔmɔn ɛn go pas de ɔspitul aydia. Ɛn afta dat, di tɛm go kam ɛn dɛn go mɔs lɛk dɛn?
  Ɛni we aw i bi, yu nɔ go ebul fɔ ɛp bɔt yu lɛk dɛn gyal pikin dɛn! Pantap dat, di rizin we mek wi lɛk wi kin rili difrɛn. Fɔ ɛgzampul, naw dɛn... Dɛn go trowe wan barɛl we gɛt gɔnpawda dairekt insay wan wayd chimini. Dis fɔ mek di stim bɔyl bɔm ɛn mek chen riakshɔn wit faya.
  Wel, wetin oda pesin fit trowe barel laik dat - rait fo di target and no mis?
  Natasha de kɔntrol di ɛlikopta, ɛn Ɔgɔstin ɛn di kol Tasha rɛst dɛn bare fut ɛn, we dɛn de tray fɔ kech ɔl di bayɔkɔrɛnt dɛn, dɛn tilt di tu ɔndrɛd kilogram barɛl.
  Oleg - dis restless boi de trai klia wan fo helep dem, bot di gyal pikin dem onli shush di obnoxious likl naughty boi.
  Bɔt dashing Tasha, di kleva wan, tek am ɛn kɔba di tomboy in slap na in an, fos am fɔ spin. Dɔn Olezhka go bɔs kray lɛk gyal pikin... Ɛn di blant wɔriɔ go grap di bɔbɔ in nos wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  - Nɔ kray, i bɛtɛ fɔ tek rayf ɛn de wach!
  Oleg Rybachenko vɛks de rɔb in nos we dɔn swel, i grap in snaypa rayf kwik kwik wan ɛn vɛks ɛn grɔmbul pan di taf Tasha:
  - I bin fɔ dɔn tan lɛk dis lɔng tɛm bifo!
  I bin trɛtin in skwaya se:
  - Nɔ shot witout kɔmand, ɔdasay a go was yu insay ays wata!
  Di bɔbɔ jɔs wispa fɔ ansa ɛn... Bɔt i nɔ bin de fred fɔ bi insolent. Di dɛbul kin mek ɛnibɔdi sɔfa ɛn ivin kil ɛnibɔdi.
  We di "Blak Shak" dayv, di smok we de kɔmɔt na di chimini bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi strɔng pasmak. Di gyal pikin dɛn fes we tan lɛk se dɛn kɔba di hud fɔ motoka ɔnda layt pent wit sɔt. Bɔt strɔng leg dɛn bin push di barɛl go. I twist ɛn fɔdɔm stret na di volkeno in mɔt.
  Fɔ shɔt tɛm di barɛl frɔz, i bin tan lɛk se na champagne kɔk de kam knock am aut... Bɔt afta dat, ɔda puf bin de ɛn di barɛl wit di filin we de kɛr annihilation bɔs go dɔŋ.
  Ɛn Tasha we nɔ wɛr fut bin ɛp fɔ sav ɔda keg. So dat di bɔyl dɛn bigin fɔ bɔs na di ɔda say. Ilɛksɛf di ship we de fɛt nɔ sink, i go lɔs in pawa sote go.
  Ɛn tu prɛzɛnt dɛn dɔn du fɔ wi!
  Afta dɛn dɔn gɛt rilif fɔ 400 kilogram gɔnpawda, ɛn di ɔda wet we di kɔntena gɛt, di "Blak Shak" bin ad spid ɛn manejmɛnt.
  Ɛn insay di bɔyl dɛn bin dɔn bigin fɔ bɔs ɛn agresiv, shaggy, smok dɛbul dɛn bigin fɔ fɔdɔm. Dɛn bin de mek ɔlman we bin fɔdɔm insay dɛn ɔmbras we bin de bɔn pas ɔl we yu go ebul fɔ imajin, sɔfa ɛn krɔs.
  Di fɛt-fɛt ship bin de gro smɔl smɔl wit fɛda ɛn faya rod dɛn...
  Pan ɔl we di gyal pikin dɛn tɔn dɛn ɛlikopta fɔ rich wan nyu target, Oleg Rybachenko bin ebul fɔ shot... Pantap dat, di kiŋ vishɔn we Tasha in jɛnɛtiks bin gɛt bin si se di bulɛt bin hit di target, we na wan lɔng Inglishman we wɛr fayn fayn yunifom ɛn gold epaulettes, bin fɔdɔm pan in yon bak, ɛn wan bɔm bin bɔn na in fɔɛd wan wund we gɛt purulɛnt opin pan di smɔl volkeno.
  Di mutant gyal muv di bɔbɔ wit in bare leg, bɔt Rybachenko bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de wet fɔ dis, wit wan barely notis muvmɛnt na in nɛk i deviet, afta dat i ala se:
  - Yes, yu rili jɛlɔs mi fame!
  Panta Tasha bin snar wit savayj wan:
  - Wetin ɔda tin yu de du?
  Di bɔbɔ bin ɛksplen wantɛm wantɛm se:
  "A fail di admiral..." Ɛn afta dat i ad wit wit ɛn di sem tɛm wit pikin. - Nɛlson Mandela!
  Afta dis kayn pɔnishmɛnt, Ɔgɔstin bin bɔs laf, ɛn Maria bin tɔk se:
  - Mandela - i tan lɛk se na mɔnin sta?!
  Di dɛbul we gɛt faya bin se:
  - Ɛn ɔnda di lɛta wan sta de - i de mek tren dɛn pas!
  Bare-legged Tasha ad in wanwɔd:
  - If di tren nɔ pas, di gad go kray!
  I fani, fɔ tru, mɔ we yu tink bɔt se di sɛkɔn fɛt-fɛt ship bin gɛt in shea... Ɛn di fɔs wan bin tan lɛk se i de krak insay frɔm di ɔt. Apat frɔm di wata we bin de flɔ, sɔm squid dɛn we de it animal dɛn bin tɔn bak insay di ship in bɛlɛ, ɛn dɛn bin op se dɛn go gɛt prɔfit frɔm di mɔtalman mit we dɛn bin dɔn frɛsh.
  Sɔntɛm, di wam wam we di faya kin wam ɛn di wam we di wata kin wam kin jɔs mek dɛn swɛlin dɛn ya kam.
  Oleg Rybachenko de swɛt:
  - Hey, squids - wi go tear yu in pulsars!
  Ɛn i faya bak, i pik wan kapten we de na di fɔs rank as target (dis tan lɛk kɔlɔnɛl!).
  Di sɛkɔn bot smɔl smɔl, bɔt i big bak ɛn i denja. Nɔto fayvtin igen, bɔt twɛlv big gɔn dɛn de, bɔt dɛn kin rili ebul fɔ bit bak. Bɔt i tan lɛk se dɛn pul am kɔmɔt na akshɔn...
  Di gyal pikin dɛn de muv di target dɛn, ɛn di bɔbɔ we nem Oleg Rybachenko de siŋ:
  - Di madhouse de pan faya, ɛn damn di dɛbul de pan di stov!
  Barefut Tasha push di bɔbɔ wit in chisel fut ɛn i de aks am tranga wan se:
  - Stɔp fɔ drayv di blizzard!
  Na ya Rybachenko disayd fɔ sho in erudition:
  - Fɔ drayv sno min fɔ tɔk ɔl kayn nɔs ɔ lay...
  Natasha ya sopot di boi - di terminator:
  - Rayt! I de kɔmpoz...
  Dɔn di Tasha we bin de tɔk kwik kwik wan bin tɔk se:
  - Maybe yu go sing?
  Oleg Rybachenko bin swɛt bad bad wan:
  - A nɔ de insay gud vɔys tide...
  Di gyal pikin dɛn nɔ tɔk natin, i tan lɛk se dɛn disayd nɔ fɔ fid di "trol." Fɔ tru, wetin na di pɔynt: naw dɛn de mek istri, ɛn dɛn go chat wit di pikin.
  Natasha bin mɛmba aw i bin fɛt nia Dɔnetsk. In rialiti, di militia dɛn nɔ bin gɛt chans - ɛn dis na sɔntin we wi kin ɔndastand;ɛnibɔdi we strɔng pas am kin win.
  Bɔt di kɔmanda in wil de disayd bɔku... Dɔn Natasha disayd fɔ go insay di hedkwata. Dis kayn aidia we nɔ bin gɛt maynd bin kam na dɛn maynd togɛda wit di fayn fayn Maria.
  Girls den...
  Di mɛmori bin ambɔg di atak we wan tɔd ship bin atak am, dis tɛm na Frɛnch fɛt ship. Na tru se Nɛpɔlyɔn di Tɔd bin rili want fɔ blem di bad we aw in big ɔnkul bin win di Rɔshian dɛn.
  Ɛn fɔ tru, Nɛpɔlyɔn di Tɔd bin rili want fɔ pas di Fɔs we gɛt sɛns. Afta ɔl, dɛn bin de kɔmpia dɛn ɔltɛm. Ɛn di Frɛnch dɛnsɛf bin gɛt sɔm tin dɛn we dɛn bin lɛk na Rɔshia.
  Fɔ ɛgzampul, mek yu yon kiŋdɔm na Polan, ɔ gɛt land na Tɛki.
  Pan ɔl we Bonaparte nɔ bin want fɔ brok in padi biznɛs wit Rɔshia kpatakpata. Wan kɔnfrɔntɛshɔn wit Jamani bin de kam, ɛn afta dat dɛn bin gɛt wan padi na di ist...
  Bɔt ilɛk aw i bi, di kampen na Kraym bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi lɔs ɛn nɔ gɛt op igen. Ɛn di day we di bɛst fɛt ship na di Frɛnch Ɛmpaya day. Dem no spay ivin tri barel fo am...
  I de bɔn fayn fayn wan - na rial faya! Yu kin se am simpul wan... Ɛn bak we di amunishɔn bigin fɔ bɔm ɛn ɔltin shek, ivin tsunami kin travul pan di wef...
  Oleg Rybachenko bin ala ɛn siŋ se:
  Wi na payɔnia, pikin dɛn fɔ kɔmyunizim, .
  Faya, tɛnt, ɔn we de blo lawd wan!
  Wan wɛb de fɔ bad, fasizm oba di wɔl, .
  We de wet - day ɛn win!
    
  Dɛn bɔn wi na di say we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin de shayn, .
  Di kɔntri usay Stalin ɛn Gɔd de rul!
  Fo wi, awod, di bes gift, .
  Dɛn tɛst dɛn de de mek di bɔdi at!
    
  Di Nazi dɛn de krɔs di Rɔshian dɛn wit wan big tank, .
  Ɛn nia Mɔsko, wan vayl - motoka dɔn ɔlrɛdi de!
  Dɛn de ɛp dɛn sikrit wan, na di Yanki dɛn de ɛp dɛn bad bad wan, .
  Adɔlf de trɛtin fɔ bit wi!
    
  Di rɔket dɔn ɔlrɛdi de buz na di stoa, .
  Na wan kɔni kɔni Fritz bin pripia di atɔm insay de!
  Di Nazi tink se di siŋ dɔn dɔn, .
  Pan ɔl we dɛn go injɛkt am wit sirinj we ful-ɔp wit pɔyzin!
    
  Nɔ tink bɔt fɔ trɛtin wit nyuklia bɔm, .
  Di ɛl Setan nɔ go mek wi fred!
  Ɛn di Kraut dɛn go rɔnawe bikɔs dɛn de fred, .
  We dɛn si di Rɔshian dɛn we di ami gɛt pawa!
    
  Bɔt wetin fɔ du if di ɛnimi gɛt pawa pas ɔlman?
  Wetin na di kɔlkyulɛshɔn, us sɔd fɔ tek?
  Di trench dɛn we gɛt strikt layn dɛn pawaful na di frɔnt, .
  At least di tifman bi insolent wit di roaring "Tiger"!
    
  Di say we fɛt-fɛt kin apin jɔs nɔ gɛt limit, .
  Wi kin disayd wetin go apin ɔltɛm!
  Yu go sho yu yon ɛgzampul na dis fɛt, .
  Wi go brok di Fuhrer in ɔn dɛn!
    
  Lɛ wi dɔn di wɔ bay we wi go insay Balin ɛn Lɔndɔn,
  Flag de we tan lɛk skarlet pɔpi, we gɛt kɔlɔ we de bɔn!
  Dɛn kayn payɔnia dɛn ya na dɛn prawd fes, .
  Sɔm ɛn do dɔn pas di wɔl bak!
  We di bɔbɔ bin de siŋ, di gyal pikin dɛn we bin chenj chenj bin sink wan ɔda fɛt ship, ɛn dis bin mek i pas wan tawzin pipul dɛn we de wok na di si ɛn di nevl ɔfisa dɛn fɔ go insay di strim.
  Na wan barɛl nɔmɔ lɛf... I nɔ go fayn fɔ go bak wit am.
  Di fayn fayn Tasha aks in skwea we i nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt se:
  - Wel, Olezhek, tɛl wi usay fɔ trowe di las barɛl!
  Oleg Rybachenko bin de twirl rawnd ɛn i bin rili mek sɛns fɔ se:
  - Dɛn nid fɔ hit di frigate "Barracuda."
  Kul Tasha bin notis wit dawt se:
  - Yes, dis na selin ship, ɛn na pairati wan na dat!
  Di bɔbɔ bin want fɔ tɔk se na dis mek dɛn fɔ sɛn am na di bɔt, bɔt wantɛm wantɛm i chenj in maynd. Afta ɔl, dɛn pipul ya na pairati dɛn! Ɛn di rial wan dɛn, nɔto di wan dɛn we de na fim! I go rili intrestin fɔ mit dɛn! Tek am ɛn fɛt wit Huk, fɔ ɛgzampul?
  Oleg Rybachenko de ala se:
  - So mek wi chop dɛn wit sɔd! Mek wi drop am pan di rula!
  Natasha bin dawt dis tin we i disayd fɔ du:
  - Wan barɛl kin nɔ go du fɔ wan batɛlship! Ɛn na so i bi!
  Oleg bin ala wit agresiv wan se:
  - I nɔ go du, so wi go flay insay ɛn dɔn am!
  Na dat dem disayd... Dis taim, bot, di British rialize likl, en visibiliti kam beta en bulet ren dong pan di "Black Shark". Di kɔtin fɔ di bɛst Rɔshian ɛlikopta-tank, fɔ tru, bin tinap fɔ dis "ren". Bɔt i stil na nɔys we nɔ rili fayn, ɛn fɔ trowe di barɛl dɔn bi mɔ at. Ivin di Maria we bin nekɛd af-af, dɛn bin kech am, bɔt di bulɛt bin rikochɛt pan in skin we bin tranga pas am.
  Ɛn dis gift, lɛk aw dɛn bin de tink, bin dɔn insay wan big ɛn wayd paip.
  Ɔgɔstin bin tɔk se:
  - Dɛn sial di Dɛbul in mɔt!
  Tasha we gɛt sɛns bin kɔrɛkt:
  - Hurry up ɛn unseal am fɔ di dragon! Naw i go bigin fɔ bɔn ɛn shayn wit laytin!
  Natasha bin disayd fɔ tɔn di ɛlikopta bak. Yu fɔ ful-ɔp yu "amunishɔn" ɛn atak bak.
  Yɛs, in ɛn Meri bin mek dis kayn glori reyd wan tɛm na Ɔgɔsta. Nɔbɔdi nɔ go biliv se na dɛn tu gyal pikin ya tɔn di tayd fɔ di wɔ we nɔ gɛt op fɔ lɔs fɔ di DPR. Pan ɔl we i tan lɛk fayn fayn stori!
  Bɔt udat no ɔ nɔ no se sɔntɛnde, fayn fayn stori kin bi rial tin!
  Bɔt afta dat, Natasha bin fil wantɛm wantɛm se di bɔbɔ krɔs in leg dɛn wantɛm wantɛm na di lotus pozishɔn ɛn i go insay di we aw i de tink gud wan.
  Wɛl, lɛ di bɔbɔ si sɔntin.
  Dis tɛm ya, di gyal pikin dɛn land fɔ put fyuɛl ɛn ful-ɔp dɛn kɔmbat kit bak. Dɛn bin de du tin wit wanwɔd, lɛk spɛshal mashin dɛn. Di fayn fayn Tasha bin ivin tɔk wetin i tink bɔt dis tin:
  - Dɛn man ya we bin go pan di asɔlt, gɛt maynd pas wi fa fawe!
  Rɛd Ɔgɔstin bin nɔd fɔ sho se i gri se:
  - If wi tink se, nɔ lɛk wi, dɛn go sɔfa lɔs, den...
  Oleg Rybachenko bin gi:
  - Wi de siŋ wan siŋ to brayt madnɛs! Di madness of di brave na di waes of life!
  Tasha we gɛt ɛkspiriɛns bin tɔk wit strɔng vɔys se:
  - Dis na nɔto yu Olezhka, bɔt na Maxim Gorky in yon!
  Di bɔbɔ kik nɔ tu kleva:
  - Wi nɔ bita as wi ebul?
  Ɔgɔstin kin bi kruk uman we gɛt rɛd ia, bɔt di sem tɛm i kin laf, ɛn i kin laf bak:
  - Bita, bita - di grani dɛn ala: fɔti granpikin ɛn twɛnti fayv granpikin!
  Ɛn di "Blak Shak" de rayz bak, ay ɛn ay. In nyu reyd ɛn di fiuja viktim dɛn.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin gi advays se:
  - Wi nid fɔ ɛp wi pipul dɛn we de go insay wan battle cruiser fɔ di British Empire.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin mek wan ɛstimat: di siks fɛt-fɛt ship dɛn we bin sev nɔ bin de go ɛnisay. Pantap dat, fɔ kech at le wan pan dɛn intakt go fayn. Bɔt di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat, na wan wan fɛtman dɛn nɔmɔ de frɔm di nayntin ia, we wi nɔ kɔnt di wan dɛn we wund bad bad wan (inklud di lijen hiro Nakhimov ɛn in tim!) - we nɔ rich fifti tawzin, we inklud di grenadier ɛn militia kru dɛn.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn wink pan dɛnsɛf ɛn tɔn ɔtopaylɔt.
  Gorgeous Tasha bin strikt wan ɔda Oleg:
  - Wach di inschrumɛnt ridin ɛn if ɛnitin apin, shot wit snaypa rayf... Jɔs nɔ jomp pan wi dɛk!
  Di bɔbɔ we de rayt poem bin vɛks:
  - Yes, a nɔ gɛt ɛni aydia!
  Ɛn so di 4 gyal pikin dɛn we nɔ bin izi fɔ fɛn, we nɔ ivin bost fɔ tay parachute to dɛnsɛf, jomp kɔmɔt na di sayd we di ɛlikopta de. We dɛn de flay, dɛn bin de land lɛk pusi, ɛn dɛn fayn fayn gyal leg dɛn bin de bit na di dɛk.
  Ɛn mutant gyal pikin dɛn nɔ nid mashin gɔn: shap sɔd dɛn wit ɛnchanted bled na di bɛst wɛpɔn dɛn.
  Oleg Rybachenko, we nɔ bin stɔp fɔ wach di wɔri pipul dɛn frɔm ɛlikopta, bin tɔk to insɛf se:
  - A mɛmba Lucas" Star Wars... Wetin mek got nid bɔtin akkɔdin, ɛn wetin mek di ej fɔ blasta nid laytsaber?
  I tan lɛk se sɔntin bin de bitwin in ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn na dɛn maynd, bikɔs di fayn fayn uman dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin bin sho wantɛm wantɛm wetin mek. So dɛn tek am ɛn swɛla dɛn wit sɔd, so dat Dɔn Kikzɔt insɛf go fred.
  Ɛn nɔto wan wan kin hit di fayn fayn tin dɛn we dɛn kɔba wit bikini nɔmɔ. Na ya i de, di radiant genome of Tasha, de jomp ɛn wantɛm wantɛm fayv Inglish selɔ dɛn fɔdɔm wit dɛn ed we dɛn kɔt lɛk ed fɔ kabij.
  Di titi de ala se:
  - Furious konstrakshɔn skwad wit furious kɔnstrɔkshɔn skwad! Wi na damask stɛl bled, nɔto di kray we Ɔktoba pipul dɛn de kray!
  Ɛn di wan ol 4 go bigin kwik kwik wan, ɛn lɛ wi hit ɔlman. Fɔ ɛgzampul, Natasha go kik yu wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn ala se:
  - A mek mi ɛnimi dɛn go west - mi fɔs muv na mi las muv!
  Ɔgɔstin bin siŋ fɔ ansa wit wan tɔyn ɛn flawa we gɛt mɔ pɔyzin:
  - Mi na Setan - mi simpul... mek di ɛnimi it na di dɔti!
  Maria bin pwɛl di wan ol raym wantɛm wantɛm:
  - Nɔ mɛmba di Dɛbul fɔ natin! Afta ɔl, na sin!
  Ɛn afta dat Snow White go go ɛn but di ɛnimi wit in chiseled ed. Ɛn da kayn "huk" de go blo af pan in skel.
  Oleg Rybachenko, we bin dɔn pik wan kapten we de na di fɔs rank as in target ɛn wit sɛns fɔ put bulɛt insay am, i bin de kray:
  - Wan smɔl bɔbɔ fɛn mashin gɔn... Nɔbɔdi nɔ de liv na di vilej igen!
  I gɛt jɔs da kayn mashin gɔn de, bɔt yu tink se dis mashin we de spit nɔ gɛt katrij? Natin pas wan ɛmti walet. Pan ɔl we, fɔ tru, if Rɔshia bin gɛt dɛn kayn wɛpɔn dɛn de, i nɔ bin fɔ gɛt di sem tin dɛn igen na dis wɔl. Ivin wɔ dɛn go bi kɔmik buk fim dɛn. In stayl: Chip ɛn Dale fɔ sev!
  Oleg, we bin dɔn nak di kɔlɔnɛl na di si dɛn wit wan prɛsis shot, i bin de kray:
  - Tumɔs tɛm, trɔbul kin nak na di domɔt, bɔt i nɔ kin at fɔ mek uman biliv pan mutant! Jɔs nɔ kɔl di gyal pikin dɛn, dɛn kin gi yu wan had slap na yu fes!
  En det boi bin laf to imsef. I bin tɔn to wan siŋ we rili fani. Ɛspɛshali we 4 gyal pikin dɛn jomp rawnd di dɛk ɛn lɛf bɔdi dɛn nɔmɔ we dɔn rɔtin.
  Fɔ ɛgzampul, na ya, di wɔriɔ we Ɔgɔstin bin gɛt we gɛt faya pas ɔlman, de trowe disk dɛn bak we shap shap wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn aw i de du am wit sɛns, ɛn di titi insɛf fayn pasmak. Oleg Rybachenko ivin fil se kɔlɔ de go ɔp na in fes we i nɔ bin want. Fɔ mek i nɔ pe atɛnshɔn, di bɔbɔ, we bin de sɛl insɛf, jɔs faya bulɛt frɔm wan big blak man.
  Afta ɔl, i nɔ kin izi fɔ fɛn ɔfisa dɛn we gɛt ay pozishɔn. Pantap dat, sɔm pan dɛn bin de ayd bay wilful ɛn kɔntrol frɔm di say dɛn we dɛn de ayd.
  Jɛnɛral wan, na Briten, dɛn kin sɛl bɔku pan di ɔfisa dɛn rank fɔ mɔni, we kin mek i klia se di kwaliti fɔ dɛn kɔmand nɔ bɔku. Pan ɔl we dɛn stil de fos dɛn fɔ tek sɔm ɛgzam.
  Na so i bin bi wit Defoe se wan bɔbɔ sev wan fɔchɔ bay we i tif, ɛn... I nɔ bin gɛt tɛm fɔ bay di rank fɔ ɔfisa wantɛm wantɛm, bɔt i du am leta. Ɛn tu pan in padi dɛn, pan ɔl we dɛn bin ebul fɔ tif ɛn tif, dɛn bin dɔn dɛn de na di tif.
  Wan tɛm, Ɔlɛg bin imajin insɛf as tifman. Fɔ ɛgzampul, i kin brok insay di jɛntri we wan ɔligarch bin gɛt ɛn tek bɔku prɔpati dɛn de. Na mɔtalman, dis kayn spɛshal dayamɔn we de mek yu ebul fɔ win ɔl di gem dɛn we yu kin ple gem ɛn... nɔto jɔs di wan dɛn we yu kin ple!
  Fɔ ɛgzampul, yu de ple chɛs: yu le di bod bifo yu ɛn si aw i de shayn... Oleg Rybachenko bin ambɔg in tink wit gladi at we i si di riya admiral. Na tru se di Inglishman bin de dayrɛkt di wan dɛn we bin de ɔnda am frɔm biɛn kɔva. Di batlship bin big - di sɛkɔn wan na di flet ɛn na lɛk tu tawzin selɔ dɛn bin de pan am (naw i nɔ bɔku!). So, wetin fos dem no ikwal fo boarding.
  Wi nɔ gɛt wan dawt fɔ se pɔsin nɔ fɔ dɔn atak di ɛnimi in wan. Bɔt di Rɔshian dɛn gɛt da kayn spirit de. Fɔ nɔ fred ɛn nɔ tek tɛm... Sɔntɛm di want fɔ atak ɛn rɔsh fɔ fɛt ɔltɛm we yu nɔ de tink ɛn nɔ pe atɛnshɔn to kɔlkyulɛshɔn dɔn ivin tu divɛlɔp.
  Naw, fɔ ɛgzampul, i bin pɔsibul fɔ wɔn yu pipul dɛn...
  Oleg Rybachenko vɛks ɛn fɔ di fɔs tɛm insay lɔng tɛm i hit di riya admiral. Damn, di bulet pas klos klos to di ed. Di bɔbɔ, we in at pwɛl, pans insɛf na in fes ɛn grɔmbul:
  - Wow, yu na mɔnki!
  Ɛn, i tan lɛk se wan tint vɔys ansa am se:
  - Na smɔl makak de!
  Di mutant gyal dɛnsɛf de kɔt fayn fayn wan. Dɛn nɔ kin tinap wansay, bɔt dɛn kin atak, jomp oba, ɛn miks wit di ɛnimi. So i nɔ de mek dɛn nɔ shaw am wit bulɛt. Yes, dɛn skin... Afta ɔl dɛn transfɔmeshɔn ya, i so elastik. I kin fil lɛk mɔtalman we yu tɔch am, bɔt we di bulɛt hit, i tan lɛk se supa rɔba de drɛb am. Fayn!
  Di fɛt dɔn ɔlrɛdi muf go na di insay kɔmpawtmɛnt dɛn. I rili de mek wi fred we witch dɛn we wɛr bikini de spin dɛn sɔd wit da kayn spid de ɛn kil ɔlman we nɔ bin gɛt tɛm fɔ muv dɛn nɛk.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin laki bak: i stil pul "in" admiral ɛn dat mek i opin wan nyu kɔlɔm fɔ akwyeshɔn fɔ insɛf.
  Bɔt in jɔnal, di fɛt bin drɛg ɛn di batalyɔn fɔ di wan dɛn we bin de fɛt fɔ di Sɛvastopol, ɔ fɔ se wetin bin lɛf pan am, bin lɔs bɔku tin dɛn bak. Speshali, di British bin blo di kubi, rili tear tri faiya plen to pies and maiming or ton ova wan duzin. Dis bin mek di wan dɛn we bin atak di wan dɛn we bin atak dɛn, tek tɛm du sɔntin ɛn yuz we dɛn fɔ atak pipul dɛn.
  Naw na sɔd ɛn bled dɛn bin disayd am...
  Oleg bin tink - wel, dem de occupy di battleship en dem de bled, no mata se i go izi fo jos sink am en no sofa loss. I tan lɛk kɔmpyuta soja strateji, we yu ebul fɔ kɔlkul di difens wit sɛns ɛn du wan kɔwnta atak we yu go du afta dat dat yu padi nɔ gɛt tɛm fɔ mek yu gɛt damej we yu nɔ go ebul fɔ ripɛnt.
  Afta ɔl, fɔ ɛgzampul, dɛn kin stil mɛn di wan dɛn we wund, bɔt bɔku tɛm, di wan dɛn we dɛn kin kil nɔ kin gɛt layf bak na kɔmpyuta gem dɛn.
  So dɛn fayv kin izi fɔ akt lɛk dis, bɔt di ɛnimi gang dɛn... Fɔ tɔk mɔ, ɔdinari infantriman dɛn ɛn ivin parachuta dɛn nɔ de du dat.
  Di ɛnimi stil kin gɛt nak pan di ɔn dɛn ɛn dɛn kin tek tɛm klem am insay wan fist.
  Di men tin ya na fɔ nɔ lɔs di sɛns fɔ di prɔpɔshɔn, ɔ, di ɔda we, nɔ fɔ rilaks di tɛm we di fɛt de.
  Di fayn fayn Tasha rili dɔn ɔlrɛdi de glid tru di kɔridɔ dɛn, wit Natasha na in raytan. Tu bitch en tu blondes, na onli Natasha geht blu ia. Wɛl, na jɔs Malvina nɔmɔ. Ɛn Maria na ɔni blant wit gold tint. Ɔl di 4 gyal pikin dɛn gɛt fayn fayn bɔdi ɛn dɛn na figa skata, ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na fast. Bikɔs ɔf dis, i nɔ go izi fɔ mek mɔtalman we jɔs day dil wit dɛn. Ɛn di bled dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ parri ɛnitin.
  Dɛn kin kɔt ɛni stɛl ɛn taytaniɔm. Dis na aw wan pan di kapten dɛn we bin de na di sɛkɔn rank bin kol sote go. Nɔ, nɔto Nigrɔ, bɔt na Arab. Mek i ledɔm de, kɔt am, ɛn rɔtin.
  Natasha, we i kech di tin dɛn we di fayn fayn Tasha bin de tink, i bin tɔk se:
  - Nɔ rayt fɔ grev nɔ fɔ tek am pan am!
  Di blant wɔriɔ bin yuz kɔni fɔ se:
  - Bɔt wi nɔ de depriv am, di kɔntrari - di si na laŋaj grev!
  Natasha bin laf se:
  - Ɛn krab dɛn tan lɛk prist dɛn na sultan!
  Di fayn fayn Tasha bin tɔk wit sɔri-at se:
  - Ɛn dɛn de siŋ di fyuneral savis kwayɛt wan!
  Di titi spin di bɔtaflay na in ed, sɔm pipul dɛn we bin de wok na di bot we bin de fred bin lɔs dɛn ed, wan lɔs in tu an, ɛn di sɛkɔn wan fri in swɛt swɛt!
  Ɛn na so di klɔmsi ambush we di fɛtman dɛn bin de atak bin dɔn.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn, wit dɛn bare, elastic soles, bin fil pafɛkt wan di smɔl smɔl vaybreshɔn ɛn ratling na di mɛtal. Di sojaman dɛn bin tɔn ova, spin, ɛn dɛn bin ivin want fɔ dayv.
  Na ya Natasha nak di ɛnimi we de nia am wit in fɔɛd wit vest. Afta ɔl, if yu nak di wɔl wit yu fɔɛd ɔltɛm, as tɛm de go yu fɔrɛst go tɔn to krawd!
  Di fayn fayn Tasha, ivin dis tɛm, we i bin de brok wan bɔfa bot man in nɛk wit in il, bin rayt wan afɔrism:
  - Di fɔrɛst shep lɛk bɛl, we min se di silabɔd kol!
  Ɛn afta dat di titi rili jomp kɔmɔt na di lada. Di leg dɛn we bin kil am bin fɛn di say dɛn we dɛn bin de atak, ɛn dis bin mek tri man dɛn we de wok na di bot rayt dɛn bɔdi na di stɛl sheet dɛn na di stim kruz.
  Natasha bin but di kɔpɔral in ed, ɛn in yay dɛn bin kɔmɔt lɛk bon dɛn we kɔmɔt na tyub we de spit. Wɛl, di bren we, infakt, nɔ de, dɔn mɛlt. Di titi we wayt lɛk sno bin de ala se:
  - Ɛn infakt di day we di panta paradays day!
  Ɛn aw insay jomp i de muv in gutta-percha leg. Di ɛnimi in rib ɛn kranch. Ɛn di wɔriɔ de bark insay Inglish:
  - Drɔp yu wɛpɔn! Sev una layf!
  We wi nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt, i bin gɛt ɛfɛkt ɛn di stɛp-bɔn resistans bin stɔp na di ɔl sɛktɔ.
  Ɔgɔstin ɛn Maria nɔ bin fɛt wɔs ɛn i nɔ tu te, di fɛt-fɛt ship bin de na dɛn an... Na di trɛtin we di British dɛn bin de trit klia wan, dɛn bin ɔndastand am klia wan. Wantɛm wantɛm, lɛk kyurpt chɛmba we ful-ɔp wit amunishɔn. Wan pan di wan dɛn we bin rili lɛk fɔ du di wok bin disayd nɔ fɔ sɔrɛnda di kruz!
  Di bɔm bin pawaful, i bin tan lɛk se dɛn dɔn trowe atɔmik bɔm na di ol we nɔ gɛt bɔtɔm.
  Di mɛtal bin wɔp wantɛm wantɛm ɛn na sɔm say dɛn i bin ivin gɛt faya. Di kray ɛn kray we di wan dɛn we wund bin de kray, di gyal pikin dɛnsɛf bin trowe bak bay di wef dɛn to di wɔl dɛn, we insɛf kɔl lɛk akɔd.
  Bɔt fɔ di mutant dɛn we gɛt bɔdi we pas mɔtalman, dis kayn shek-ap nɔ kin rili bad atɔl. Di gyal pikin dɛn tɔn ova ɛn rɔsh go na di say we di kruza de - dɛn bin gɛt fɔ kɔmɔt bifo di ship we dɔn rɔtin sink.
  Di sojaman we nem Tasha we bin vɛks bad bad wan bin tɔk se:
  - Damn am! - Ɛn insay frustrashɔn i pinch insɛf bay di skruf na in nɛk wit in bare finga dɛn. - Wetin mek wi biliv so se di Anglo-Saxon dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ du bad bad tin dɛn?
  Natasha bin gri wit in patna:
  - Na tru! If wi bin tek tɛm smɔl, wi nɔ bin fɔ dɔn mek di kamikaze pas go na di amunishɔn dipɔ!
  Kul Tasha bin grɔmbul wit wamat:
  - Stereotype - di kol sojaman dɛm na Foggy Albion nɔ go sakrifays dɛnsɛf!
  Natasha bin tɔk wit wamat se:
  - Dɛn kapchɔ wan pat pan tri pat pan di wɔl, ɛn wi jɔs tek wan pat pan siks pan am! Dis min se sɔntɛnde, dɛn kin ebul fɔ fɛt bɛtɛ pas wi!
  Dɔn Tasha we bin rili gladi bin mɛmba se:
  - Wi fɔ sev Kɔnɔl Pirozhkov kwik kwik wan. Ɛn udat ɔda pɔsin wi go gɛt tɛm fɔ!
  Alas, di bɔdi klos we bin rili ebi nɔ bin lɛf ɛni siriɔs chans fɔ liv insay di whirlpool. Bɔt ivin pɔsin we sabi swim we nɔ gɛt lod, we dɛn pul am insay fɛnɛl, i kin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i nɔ ebul fɔ tinap tranga wan. Bɔku ɛgzampul dɛn bin de we, fɔ ɛgzampul, pan 900 Borodino kru mɛmba dɛn, na wan nɔmɔ bin lɛf.
  Bɔt di gyal pikin dɛn stil na supa wɔriɔ, bɔt ivin wit di tin dɛn we dɛn ebul fɔ du, ɛni wan pan dɛn bin ebul fɔ dayv fɔ pik wan fɛtman nɔmɔ. Laki se Kɔnɔl Pirozhkov bin de wit dɛn, bɔt i bin drink fayn fayn wata.
  Dɛn kɔmɔt na di ɛlikopta jɔs: Ɔgɔstin bin trowe wan tin bɔt strɔng fishin layn ɛn 4 mutant dɛn ɛn 4 ɔda man dɛn we bin sɔprayz, we bin dɔn drawn af-af, klaym ɔp...
  Di "Blak Shark" ivin bigin fɔ chok pan in prɔpala dɛn bikɔs ɔf ɔvalod. Oleg drop wan of di barel wit wan blow of im dagger... To hell wit am - dis saplae kin ful replenish, bot wetin if di ovalod helikopta sink?
  Afta ɔl, i nɔ go izi fɔ bil "Blak Shak" insay di nayntin ia, ivin we yu tek tɛm tink bɔt di gyal pikin dɛn fayn fayn mɛmori. Ɛn in jɔnal, dɛn 4 ya na wɔri pipul dɛn, nɔto dizayna dɛn. Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ ple di rol fɔ prɔgrɛs dis we!
  Ɔ, pan ɔl we i bi, di tin dɛn we dɛn kin disayd fɔ du na ya nɔ bɔku.
  Kam on, di men tin na se pipul bin sev... And dat"s great.
  We Prɔfɛsɔ Kerɛn land, i mek di fayv pipul dɛn vɛks:
  - Ɔlman go gɛt fɔ kɔmɔt! Wi tɛm ya dɔn dɔn ɛn wi nɔ ebul fɔ tinap fɔ am igen!
  Oleg Rybachenko bin stamp in fut we nɔ gɛt natin wit kapchɔ:
  "A nɔ bi pikin fɔ tu lɔng yet!" A nɔ want, i de bi big pɔsin bak!
  Di prɔfɛsɔ ansa wit grin se:
  - Yu kin bi pikin insay di twɛnti fɔs sɛntiwɔd! Insay da tɛm de, lɛ wi go na do!
  Ɛn ɔl di sɛvin pipul dɛn we dɛn bin kil bin kɔmɔt na di twɛnti fɔs sɛntiwɔd. Bɔt, di wok bin dɔn.
  Dɛn win di British, Frɛnch ɛn Turks, ɛn dɛn kech sɔm pat pan dɛn bot ɛn sɔm pat pan dɛn sink.
  Di tsarist ami bin fɛt fɔ sɔm mɔnt mɔ. Türkiye bin mek pis, i bin gi Aminia, Kars, Erzerum, ɛn Tanrog to Rɔshia. Apat frɔm dat, Bɔljiɔ bin gɛt in yon pawa, ɛn Romɛnia bin bi Rɔshian ɔnda.
  Tsa Nikolas di Fɔs nɔ bin go tu fa we i gɛt bak wetin na in yon. Bɔt dɛn bin gɛt fɔ tek Aminia, bikɔs i bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de sɔfa bad bad wan bikɔs ɔf di yok we di Ɔtoman dɛn bin gɛt. Afta dat, Rɔshia kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt wit Shamil, ɛn dɔn dis ribel.
  Insay 1859 ɛn 1961, Rɔshia bin tek wan pat pan di land dɛn na Chaena. Dis bin apin we dɛn nɔ bin gɛt wɔ. Ɛn we yu kɔmpia am to rial istri, Rɔshia bin tek mɔ eria fɔ insɛf, bikɔs di pawa fɔ Rɔshian wɛpɔn dɛn bin rili bɔku.
  Tsarist Rɔshia, afta we Shamil bin sɔrɛnda, bin bigin fɔ go bifo bak na Sɛntral Eshia. Insay di Amɛrikan Sivil Wɔ, Rɔshia bin de nia di Sawt. Bikɔs di tsar nɔ bin want fɔ mek wan strɔng kɔntri apia na Amɛrika we go mek di Rɔshian Alaska trɛtin. Insay Alaska sɛf, dɛn bigin fɔ bil fɔt ɛn siti dɛn.
  Tsar Nicholas di Fɔs bin tray fɔ gɛt in fut na Amɛrika ɛn dɛn nɔ bin de tɔk bɔt ɛni sɛl we dɛn sɛl dɛn kayn valyu land dɛn de. Pantap dat, Rɔshia dɔn sho se i gɛt trɛnk ɛn i gɛt pawa.
  Bɔt Frans bin de gɛt prɔblɛm wit mɔni. Nɛpɔlyɔn di Tɔd nɔ bin gɛt pawa igen ɛn wan rial rivɔlɔshɔn bigin. Sivil wɔ bin ful-ɔp di kɔntri.
  Difrɛn frɔm dat, Ɔstria bin strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ, insay di wɔ wit Tɛki, i bin tek Bɔsnia ɛn Ɛzigovina. Ɛn afta dat, wɔ bin bigin bitwin di pipul dɛn na Ɔstria ɛn di kiŋdɔm na Sadinia. Di Ɔstrian dɛn bin win ɛn dɛn bin tek dis eria bak. Di Papal Stet dɛn bin ridyus pan saiz. Ɛn di we aw Garibaldi bin tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt bin mek di pipul dɛn na Ɔstria ebul fɔ tek di kiŋdɔm na Nepal ɛn put am insay di kiŋdɔm.
  Ɔstria bin so strɔng dat we wɔ bigin wit Jamani, i bin win, ɛn i bin tek di land dɛn we de na di sawt. Dis bin mek di Habsbɔg Ɛmpaya bin bi wan big ɛn big pawa na Yurop.
  Di USA bin sheb. Di sojaman dɛn na di sawt bin win di pipul dɛn na di nɔt ɛn tek Washinton ɛn Nyu Yɔk. Dɛn bin kil Ebraam Linkɔn bak. Dis bin mek afta sɛvin ia we dɛn bin de fɛt wɔ, dɛn bin siment di we aw Amɛrika nɔ bin gɛt wanwɔd. Ɛn di kɔntri insɛf bin wik, ɛn slev biznɛs bin kɔntinyu fɔ de de.
  Nikolas di Fɔs bin liv te 1867, ɛn i day we i ol sɛvinti wan ia. In rul bin tɔn to wan pan di tɛm dɛn we lɔng pas ɔl ɛn we gɛt glori pas ɔl na Rɔshia istri.
  Di bɔda dɛn na di ɛmpaya bin bɔku, dɛn bil fɔt dɛn na Alaska, ɛn na Sɛntral Eshia, di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin rich na Kushka. Di Tsarist Ɛmpaya bin rich in maksimal bɔda dɛn na istri.
  Ɛn da sem tɛm de, dɛn bin kip slev wok na Rɔshia. Ɛn wan pozishɔn we nɔ de chenj.
  Alɛgzanda II, we bin gɛt di tron, nɔ bin pul "Serfdom," bɔt i kɔntinyu fɔ du in papa in polisi fɔ ridyus di nɔmba fɔ pipul dɛn we dɛn fos fɔ wok na fam smɔl smɔl.
  Tsarist Rɔshia, togɛda wit Ɔstria, bin bigin wan nyu wɔ wit Turkey insay 1877 fɔ fri di Bolkans. Ɛn dis wɔ bin win ɛn i bin fast.
  Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin tek Kɔnstantinopl. Briten bin tek Ijipt ɛn Sudan. Rɔshia bin tek Eshia Maynɔ, Irak, Siria, Palestayn, ɛn Kɔnstantinopl. Wan pat pan di Bolkans na Ɔstria bin tek am.
  Na di fɔs tɛm dis we Rɔshia rich na di Indian Oshɔn. Ɛn i bin bi big big ɛmpaya. Alɛgzanda di Sɛkɔn bin mek di bɔda dɛn na di ɛmpaya bɔku bad bad wan. Ɛn i bin dɔn di Ɔtoman Ɛmpaya kpatakpata.
  Dɔn di wɔ wit Iran bin kam insay 1883. Ɛn di kɔnkrit we dɛn win dɛn land ya bak.
  Insay 1887, Alɛgzanda di Sɛkɔn bin day bikɔs dɛn bin tray fɔ kil am. Ɛn Alɛgzanda di Tɔd bin bi kiŋ. Di tɛm we i bin de rul bin rili fayn bak.
  Rɔshia bin go bifo na Chaena ɛn bil Pɔt Ata. Dɔn insay 1904-1905, dɛn bin win wɔ wit Jepan. We bin dɔn wit di ɔkupeshɔn ɛn afta dat, insay wan rifrendum, dɛn anekshɔn di Land ɔf di Rising San.
  Alɛgzanda di Tɔd bin rul te 1913, ɛn da tɛm de Rɔshia bin tek af pan Chaena, Mɔngolia, Jepan, ɛn Koria. Di Empaia bin kam fɔ bi di wan we strɔng pas ɔlman.
  Di nyu Tsar Nicholas II bin gɛt pawaful ami wit tank, plen, ɛn motoka dɛn we gɛt wɛpɔn.
  Bɔt afta dat, 1914 bin kam. Di wɔ bitwin Rɔshia ɛn Jamani ɛn Ɔstria.
  Ɛn Ripɔblikan Frans na wan padi wit Rɔshia. Ɛn di fɛt bigin. Bɔt di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bɔku pas di Jamani sojaman dɛn fa fawe, ɛn dɛn gɛt tank dɛn, ɛn wan pan dɛn na di ebi ebi mastodon we Mɛndeliv in pikin bin gɛt. En mek wi destroy di Prussians en Austrians.
  Ɛn dɛn bit dɛn so vɛks ɛn prɛs dɛn dat na di ɛnd dɛn tek Bɛlin. Ɛn afta dat, Vienna.
  Di Ɔstrian ɛn Prɔshian dɛn dɔn win. Ɛn Rɔshia bin tek bɔku pat na Yurop.
  Ɛn Tsar Nicholas II, instead of di "laurels" fɔ pɔsin we lɔs, insɛf bin bi wan pan di wan dɛn we win di wɔ.
  Prɔshia ɛn Ɔstria bin kam fɔ bi pat pan Rɔshia. Itali bin gɛt fɔmal indipɛndɛns, bɔt bikɔs Tsa Nikolas di Sɛkɔn bin de ɔnda di krawn, i bin bi di Kiŋ na Rom.
  Frans bin gɛt sɔm land dɛn we de biɛn di Rayn. Dɔn, Rɔshia, togɛda wit Frans, bigin fɛt wɔ wit Briten insay 1930. Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin tek Afrika, ɛn sheb am wit di Frɛnch dɛn, ɛn India ɛn Chaina. Wan big big ɛmpaya bin kam.
  Rɔshia bin bi da kayn big big kiŋdɔm de, ɛn Amɛrika bin kɔntinyu fɔ sheb.
  Na di nyu plan dɛn ya. Bɔt insay 1937, Tsa Nikolas di Sɛkɔn bin day. Ɛn Alɛksi bin bi di nyu empara fɔ ɔl di Rus". Wan wɔndaful rula. Ɛn i nɔ tan lɛk di rial stori, i gɛt wɛlbɔdi atɔl. Na bikɔs in mama bin difrɛn.
  Alɛgzanda di Tɔd bin mek shɔ se di kwin gɛt wɛlbɔdi ɛn i go gɛt mɔ prɔfit.
  So Tsa Alɛksi II bin bigin wan nyu wɔ wit Frans insay 1941. I tek Indochina ɛn prɔpati dɛn na Afrika frɔm am, ɛn tek Frans insɛf, ɛn mek i bi kiŋdɔm insay Rɔshia.
  Ɛn afta dat, Rɔshia bin tek Briten insay 1945. Dɔn, dɛn bin pul di gɔvmɛnt na Spen ɛn Pɔtyugal. Ɛn dɛn bin tek dɛn land dɛn ya to Rɔshia insay 1948. Ɛn i nɔ tu te insay 1950, Swidan ɛn Nɔwe bin gri fɔ kam insay. Ɛn insay 1954, Denmak ɛn Ɔland.
  So, ɔl Yurop ɛn Eshia, ɛn Afrika, ɛn Ɔstrelia bin bi Rɔshian.
  Ɛn insay 1961, di kampen agens Amɛrika bin bigin. I bin nid fɔ rɔsh so dat di Yanki dɛn nɔ go gɛt tɛm fɔ mek nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn. Wan ɔda tɛm bak, di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin gɛt sakrifays. Dɛn bin bɛtɛ pas ɔda pipul dɛn pan nɔmba ɛn kwaliti. Ɛlikopta ɛn disko, ɛn jet plen dɛn bin de fɛt.
  Di USA dɔn win, wit Mɛksiko. Wan ɔda win we dɛn win!
  Ɛn insay 1970, bikɔs ɔf wan smɔl wɔ we dɛn bin win, dɛn bin kech Brazil ɛn Vɛnizwela.
  Insay 1973, Tsa Alɛksi II bin day. Ɛn in pikin we nem Vladimir di Tɔd bin go na di tron.
  Rɔshia insay 1976 bin dɔn tek Chili, Ajentina ɛn ɔda land dɛn na Latin Amɛrika. Ɛn insay 1980, i bin dɔn we dɛn tek Nyu Ziland. Afta dat, di wan ol wɔl bi di Tsarist Rɔshian Ɛmpaya. Bay dis tɛm, di Rɔshian dɛn bin dɔn gɛt say fɔ de na di Mun ɛn dɛn bin de go na Mas. Insay 1982, Rɔshian pipul dɛn we de go na di skay bin land na Venus. Ɛn insay 1985, to Mɛksiki ɛn di sataylayt dɛn na Jupita.
  Bay 2000, Rɔshian kɔsmonaut dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi go na ɔl di planɛt dɛn na di solar sistem, ɛn dɛn bin bil siti dɛn pan Mas, Mɛksiki ɛn Vinɔs. Ɛn insay 2020, di flay bigin, wi na di fɔs wan dɛn fɔ payɔt wan stel ɛkspɛdishin pas di solar sistem.
  Ɛn dis na so kul ɛn big big tin!
  Di bɔbɔ we nem Ɔleg Raybachenko bin luk ɔda we fɔ tumara bambay, tru wan kɔmpyuta we gɛt wan kɔd fɔ di jɛnɛtiks, ɛn i bin tɔk wit wamat se:
  - Aw bɔku chans wi bin mis!
  Ɛn di pikin we de sote go vɛks ɛn slap in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Tasha bin rimark wit wan grin:
  - Wɛl, at ɔl na dis yunivas mɔtalman dɔn fɛn gladi at ɛn wanwɔd. Ɛn di wɔl dɔn rɔtin naw!
  Prɔfɛsɔ Karen bin tɔk siriɔs wan se:
  - Na mes bikɔs no wan ɔna nɔ de na di wɔl! Dis na wi big big trɔbul!
  Di bɔbɔ we nem Oleg Rybachenko bin rap se:
  - So mek wi fiks wi yunivas tu! Lɛ wi go bak to di tɛm we Ivan di Tɛribul bin de, ɛn na de wi go kɔndɔkt wan wɔ we go win!
  Prɔfɛsɔ Karen bin laf ɛn tɔk se:
  - Bɔt di bɔbɔ go mɔs dɔn bost if i nɔ gɛt kɔmpyuta gem insay di Midul Ij!
  Olezhka jomp op ɛn siŋ wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we tan lɛk pikin:
  - Una nɔ bost, man dɛm! Nɔ, nɔ bost! Wi go pas wi ɛgzam wit A!
  Natasha trowe wan dagɔ wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i chuk di flay we de flay, ɛn i de his:
  - Fɔ Oli Rus'!
  Alenka bin twit se:
  - Kam on, away frɔm di skru!
  Ɔgɔstin bin de ala se:
  -Komsomol memba dem fo di ami fowod!
  Maria bin chɛk se:
  - Di fiuja sɛntiwɔd na wi yon!
  Tasha bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Fɔ wi jɛnɛreshɔn fɔ mutant dɛn!
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn bin de siŋ wit kɔrɛkt:
  -Ɛvritin we nɔ pɔsibul pɔsibul na wi wɔl, nɔ fɔgɛt fɔ liv na apatmɛnt we nɔ gɛt prɔblɛm!
  Oleg Rybachenko bin klem in pikin in fist dɛn ɛn his:
  - A go win di wan ol wɔl!
  
  
  
  TSAR MICHAEL DI SƐKƆN
  Dɛn bin tray fɔ kil Nikolas II na Jepan. Ivin da tɛm de, i day we i go gɛt di kiŋdɔm. Wan fambul tray fɔ kil pɔsin we apin insay rial istri. Tsarevich Nicholas bin wund, bɔt i bin sev bay mirekul.
  Bɔt no mirekul nɔ bin apin. Dis lak, fɔ di tsar we nɔ laki pas ɔlman na ɔl di istri na Rɔshia. Nikolas day... Ɛn wit am di big big lɔsa day, we, fɔ tru, nɔ bin no, bɔt stil pwɛl di kiŋ in ɛmpaya ɛn di dinasti.
  Ɛn insay 1894, we Maykɛl di Sɛkɔn bin ol fayvtin ia, i bin sidɔm na di tron. Brɔda fɔ Tsa Nikolas. Di pɔsin jɔs nɔ kin ful, i kin rili tranga ɛn i gɛt maynd. Mikhail Aleksandrovich Romanov bin de oba wan wayl divishɔn insay di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ ɛn i bin difrɛn pan fɛt. Jɛnɛral wan, i bin tranga pas Nikolai, i bin lɔng, ɛn in fes bin de sho se i gɛt mɔ sɛns. Yu tink se i bin gɛt sɛns pas am? Nikolas II nɔto pɔsin we nɔ gɛt sɛns ɛn we gɛt sɛns. Bɔt stil i nɔ tranga, i gɛt strɔng maynd, ɛn dɛn bɔn am fɔ bi kiŋ. Plɛs, fɔ tru, Nikolas II in prɔblɛm dɛn, mɔ wit in wɛf.
  Mikhail nɔto stupid pas in brɔda, ɛn di impɔtant tin, i laki... Wɛl, Nikolai, stil na bad nem fɔ tsars. Ɛn na Nikolai na bin di fɔs pɔsin we nɔ bin ebul fɔ du am. Frɔm di biginin, di Disɛmba pipul dɛn we bin tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt. Dɔn di wɔ we nɔ bin kɔmɔt fayn fɔ di wɔ wit Iran. Dɛn bin win di win, bɔt nɔto bɔku pipul dɛn bin win. Ɛn Iran nɔto a priori rival to Rɔshia. Wɔ wit Turkey. Dɔn bak, i nɔ bin rili gɛt sakrifays fɔs. Ɛn di win dɛn bin tek bɔku blɔd. Ɛn na smɔl pipul dɛn nɔmɔ de we dɛn kin win.
  Ɛn afta dat, di wɔ na di Kɔkas fɔ lɛk fɔti ia so wit Shamil. Ɛn dis bad, di ɛkspɛnshɔn dɔn frɔz. Ɛn fɔ dɔn, dɛn bin win di wɔ na di Kraym Wɔ. Ɛn akɔdin to nyuz, na Tsa Nikolas na bin di fɔs pɔsin we kil insɛf.
  Yɛs, da kiŋ de nɔ bin laki. Maykɛl di Fɔs... I bin rul insay di tɛm we trɔbul bin de. I bin sev Rɔshia. I bin win sɔm siti dɛn frɔm Polan. Mek sɔm prɔgrɛs na Sayberia. Bɔt i nɔ bin liv lɔng. Bɔt di kiŋ bin, in jɔnal, nɔmal. Ɛn we nɔ gɛt siriɔs pankchɔ.
  Di polisi we Maykɛl Romanov bin gɛt na bin di sem wit di wan we Nikolas di Sɛkɔn bin gɛt: fɔ mek dɛn go bifo na Chaena ɛn di Is. Di kɔnstrɔkshɔn fɔ Pɔt Atɔ. Diplɔmasi wit Jamani, pripia fɔ wɔ wit Jepan. Na tru se i bin klia se wi nɔ go ebul fɔ du if wi nɔ gɛt wɔ wit di Land of the Rising Sun. Too bad she bin aktivli arm insɛf. Ɛn di yɔŋ tsar bin want fɔ gɛt glori, i bin want fɔ win, i bin want fɔ mek Yɔlɔ Rɔshia. Apat frɔm dat, i bin klia se Chaina bin prɔmis fɔ bi wan big pawa tumara bambay, ɛn i go bɛtɛ fɔ sheb am naw. Pan ɔl we i skata skata.
  Jepan bin atak di Rɔshian skwadron na Pɔt Ata.
  Dɔn dɛn sɛn Admiral Makarov. Dis tɛm ya, nɔbɔdi nɔ day. Wan pat pan am na bikɔs Maykɛl nɔ bin alaw Tsarevich Kirill fɔ ambɔg Makarov ɛn i nɔ bin de na di ship. Ɛn dis bin chenj di rod smɔl.
  Admiral Makarov bin tren di skwadron. Dɔn, we dɛn bin kech di Japan pipul dɛn na mayn, i bin ebul fɔ atak di Togo sojaman dɛn.
  Di nevl fɛt bin dɔn wit wan kɔnvinsin win fɔ di Rɔshian bot dɛn. Bɔt leta, pan ɔl dat, di Japan pipul dɛn bin kam rawnd Pɔt Ata. Bɔt nɔto fɔ lɔng tɛm. Mikhail bin pul Kuropatkin, ɛn i bin pik wan kɔmanda we bin yɔŋ ɛn we ebul fɔ bi kɔmanda. Ɛn bak, dɛn bin win di wɔ dɛn na land.
  Jepan, in jɔnal, dɛn bin win am na si. Ɛn afta dat, di sojaman dɛn land.
  Di samurai bin sɔrɛnda. Rɔshia bin gɛt di Kuril Ayland dɛn bak, i bin tek Taywan, ɛn Koria.
  Afta dat, bɔku Chaynish provins dɛn bin gri fɔ bi pat pan di ɛmpaya, ɛn dɛn bin mek Zheltorossiya. Di kiŋ in ɛmpaya bin bɔku ɛn i bin de go bifo.
  Nɔ Duma, nɔ dimokrasi we nɔ nid. Nɔto layf, bɔt na di gudnɛs! Divɛlɔpmɛnt fɔ di kɔntri kwik kwik wan. Bɔt natin nɔ go ebul fɔ avɔyd di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ. Ɛn naw di tɛm fɔ di dragɔn dɔn kam.
  Bɔt bay dis tɛm Rɔshia bin dɔn gɛt layt tank dɛn "Luna"-2, ebi ebi tank dɛn "Pita di Gret", we Mɛndeliv in pikin bin disayn, ɛn di bɔm dɛn we gɛt pawa pas ɔl na di wɔl: "Svyatogor" ɛn "Ilya Muromets". Na so di pawa bin de ɔlrɛdi!
  Ɛn di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bigin fɔ win frɔm di fɔs dez. Ɛn di nɔmba fɔ di tsarist sojaman dɛn, bikɔs dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi tek Chaina af-af, bin bɔku.
  Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin win di Jamani dɛn na di ist pat na Prɔshia ɛn dɛn bin rawnd Königsberg. Dɛn tek Lviv ɛn Przemysl ɔl tu wantɛm wantɛm. Rɔshia bin gɛt tumɔs sojaman dɛn, ɛn bɔku bɔku layt, mobayl tank dɛn. We nɔ bin gɛt ɛni ikwal ɛn i bin de sho se i gɛt bɔku bɔku trɛnk. Wan ami afta di ɔda wan bin fɔdɔm.
  Di Rɔshian ami dɔn ɔlrɛdi tek Budapest.
  Jamani bin si se i nɔ bin izi fɔ am. Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin dɔn de kam nia di Ɔda. Itali bin deklare wɔ bak wit Ɔstria. Na tru se di Ɔtoman Ɛmpaya bin go fɛt wɔ agens Rɔshia. Bɔt dis bin jɔs tɔn to dɛf ɛn win pan ɔl di frɔnt dɛn.
  Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi krɔs di Ɔda. Ɛn insay di kol sizin dɛn bigin fɔ blo na Bɛlin. Natin nɔ bin de fɔ ol di siti. So di Jaman dɛn stil gɛt bɔku trɛnk we dɛn tay na di Wɛst.
  Ɛn Wilhelm ɛn in ɛdkwata bin deklare pis kwik kwik wan, ɔ fɔ se dɛn fɔ sɔrɛnda.
  Di wɔ bin tek siks mɔnt nɔmɔ. Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin tek Istanbul. Ɛn na Tsar Maykɛl di Sɛkɔn in ami bin tek Türkiye.
  Afta dat, pis bin dɔn na Pita. Ɔstria ɛn Ɔŋgaria bin skata ɛn dɛn nɔ bin de igen. Galisia ɛn Bukovina bin bi Rɔshian provins dɛn. Di Chɛk Ripɔblik ɛn Slovakia bin bi kiŋdɔm dɛn we Tsa Maykɛl di Sɛkɔn bin de bifo. Ɔŋgaria bin gri bak se di Rɔshian Tsa na in kiŋ.
  Krakow ɛn ɔda kɔntri dɛn bin go insay di Kiŋdɔm na Polan. Dɛn bin kɔt di Ist Prɔshia, Danzig bin bi wan siti na Rɔshia. Eshia Maynɔ, ɛn bɔku pan Irak wit Bagdad bin bi Rɔshian. Di British dɛn bin gɛt di provins we nem Basra ɛn Palestayn nɔmɔ, ɛn Frans bin gɛt di sawt pat na Siria.
  Dɛn bin mek di kiŋdɔm na Yugoslavia bak, ɛn na de Maykɛl di Sɛkɔn bin bi in kɔmpin rula. A bin snatch smɔl fɔ misɛf ɛn Itali. So, Rɔshia bin ebul fɔ bi wan big kɔntri we win di wɔ. Ɛn i bin lɔs smɔl smɔl tin dɛn we i bin de spɛn smɔl smɔl. Bɔt Jamani bin stil gɛt fɔ pe Rɔshia bɔku pan di mɔni we dɛn fɔ pe am. I bin rili wɔndaful fɔ win!
  . CHAPTER No. 2.
  Afta dis, sɔm ɔda smɔl smɔl wɔ dɛn bin de. Rɔshia bin tek bɔku pan Afganistan - di sawt bin go na Briten, ɛn tu-tɛd pan Iran - di sawt na bin British bak. Dɔn di tsarist, Frɛnch ɛn British sojaman dɛn dɔn sheb di Saudi Pɛninsula. Hegemoni bin kam. Japan bin ebul bak fɔ grap sɔm Jamani prɔpati dɛn fɔ insɛf.
  Te to 1929, dɛn bin de si di ikɔnomi growth ɔlsay na di wɔl - di wan we strɔng pas ɔl na Rɔshia. Bɔt di Gret Dipreshɔn bin apin afta dat. Na dis bin mek Hitlɛr gɛt pawa na Jamani.
  Insay Rɔshia bak, pipul dɛn bin de tink bɔt rivɔlɔshɔn ɛn strayk. Bɔt insay 1931, wan nyu wɔ bin bigin wit Jepan bikɔs ɔf Chaina. Rɔshia bin strɔng pas am, ɛn di wan we fit fɔ tek Admiral Makarov in ples - Admiral Kolchak bin de kɔmand di bot.
  Viktri, landin, ɛn Jepan wit ɔl in Pasifik prɔpati dɛn bin bi wan provins na Rɔshia. Ɛn Tsa Maykɛl di Sɛkɔn ɛn bak di Emparɔ na Jepan. Yɛs, i bin wok fayn fayn wan. Bɔt di tray we dɛn bin de tray fɔ rul di wɔl nɔ bin dɔn.
  Hitler bin de mek i gɛt mɔ trɛnk. Ɛn wan kɔlishin bin kam: Jamani, Itali, Rɔshia, agens Briten, Frans, Ɔland, Bɛljiɔm ɛn Amɛrika.
  Insay 1940, di tsarist ami bin rili dɔn fɔ win Chaina ɛn rɔn go na Frɛnch, Dɔch ɛn Inglish prɔpati dɛn.
  Hitler bin bigin di wɔ Jun 22, 1941 bay we i bin kam fɛt Frans. Di Fuhrer bin gɛt wan big plan ɛn di genius we Mainstein bin gɛt. Rɔshia bin bigin fɔ fɛt di kɔntri dɛn we British ɛn Frɛnch dɛn bin de rul na Eshia ɛn Afrika. Dis na da kayn kruk wɔ de.
  Rɔshia bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi tek fɔs ples na di wɔl pan pipul dɛn, in ami bin gɛt di bɛst ɛn advans tank ɛn plen dɛn. Ɛlikopta, fɛt plen, atak plen, bɔm, ivin jet, dɔn ɔlrɛdi de insay bɔku bɔku wan! In jenerol, somhow evritin de go gud gud wan.
  Hitler bin tek Frans, Bɛljiɔm, Ɔland ɛn Denmak insay wan ɛn af mɔnt! Tsarist Rɔshia bin tek Nɔwe ɛn Swidan. As well as India, Indochina, south Iran, di Saudi Peninsula ɛn go insay Ijipt.
  Di kɔlonial Inglish ɛn Frɛnch sojaman dɛn bin difrɛn bay dɛn lɔw kɔmbat abiliti ɛn dɛn bin gɛt wan rili lɔw soja spirit - sɔrɛnda prɛktikal witout resistans.
  Hitler insɛf bin want fɔ muf go na Afrika, bɔt Spen bin de agens Jamani. Dɔn di fasist dɛn bin atak di Franco gɔvmɛnt ɛn win am. Ɛn afta dat, Pɔtyugal. Afta we dɛn bin atak Jibraltar bad bad wan, dɛn bin tek Jibraltar!
  Neks, Rɔshia ɛn Jamani bin win Afrika. Na ya, big big ples, jɔŋgrɔn, dɛzat, ɛn rod nɔ bin de ambɔg pas di we aw di wik ɛn kɔnfyus kɔlonial sojaman dɛn we bin de na Briten, Frans, ɛn Pɔtyugal bin de agens am.
  Dɛn bin tek di teritɔri dɛn. Episodik fɛt, fokal rɛsistɛns. Rɔshian tank dɛn stil na di bɛst ɛn wit gud manejmɛnt, mɔ di midul wan: "Nikolai", we dɛn gi di nem to Tsarevich Nicholas, we di Japan pipul dɛn kil.
  Bɔt if yu bin no us bad tin bin apin to di samurai Tsuda Sanzo we sev Rɔshia, dat min se dɛn fɔ dɔn pwɛl di monumɛnt fɔ am wit di Ifel Tawa na Sɛnt Pitasbɔg. Ɔ sɔntɛm yu gi di tank in nem to am.
  In eni kes, "Nikolai"-3 na bin rili layt tank - anda tati tan, mobayl wit dizel enjin. I spid bin ay pas di wan we di lijen tati-fo, in frɔntal klos bin tik ɛn slop, in silhouette bin smɔl, ɛn i bin gɛt gɔn we gɛt lɔng barɛl, pan ɔl we i bin gɛt di sem kayn 76-mm kaliba.
  Ilɛk wetin yu se, Rɔshia bin tek pas tu-tɛd pat na Afrika, di ɔda wan dɛn bin go na Jamani ɛn Itali. Ɛn afta we dɛn bin bɔm bɔku bɔku bɔm dɛn insay Me 1942, Rɔshian ɛn Jamani bin jɔyn fɔ land na Briten. Di fɛt bin tek tu wiks nɔmɔ ɛn dɛn bin tek Ingland ɛn Ayriland.
  Ɛn afta wan mɔnt, dɛn bin tek Ayriland.
  Amɛrika bin biev rather passively, i bin de fred fɔ go insay dis kayn denja wɔ, bɔt stil ɛp Briten wit risɔs. So Hitler, Mussolini ɛn Nicholas II bin disayd fɔ dɔn di pawa we gɛt pawa pas ɔlman pan ikɔnomi.
  Pantap dat, Rɔshia gɛt wan kɔmɔn bɔda wit Amɛrika nia Alaska. Ɛn dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi bil wan relwe fɔ go na Chukotka - we rili yusful fɔ di wɔ!
  En naw di Russian, tsarist army go muv... En enta Alaska. Bɔt Amɛrikan tank dɛn nɔ de ivin go agens di Rɔshian dɛn. Dis na wetin bin apin.
  Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bigin fɔ land na Alaska Sɛptɛmba 1, 1942... Ɛn dɛn bin go bifo fayn fayn wan.
  Fɔ mek di brij ed big kwik kwik wan. Ɛn lɛk ɔltɛm, fayn fayn Rɔshian gyal pikin dɛn kin tek pat pan di fɛt dɛn.
  Dem de pan di nyu Nikolai-4 tank. Di wɔri pipul dɛn nɔ gɛt fut, dɛn jɔs wɛr bikini. Ɛn dɛn gɛt wan mɔ pawaful 85mm lɔng-barɛl gɔn: di Sherman in tɛnda.
  Na Novɛmba dɔn, sno dɔn fɔdɔm, bɔt di fayn fayn gyal pikin dɛn: Natasha, Maria, Aurora ɛn Svetlana, nɔ no ɛni klos ɛn dɛn kin fɛt klos to nekɛd.
  Na ya di wɔriɔs dɛn de shot ɛn smash wit wan prɛsis hit frɔm wan Sherman shel. Dɛn bin de sho dɛn tit. Natasha bin faya ɛn ala se:
  - A bit ɔlman fɔ di kiŋ!
  Ɛn aw i stil de faya!
  Dɔn Maria go shot, ɛn so kɔrɛkt wan dat i go kɔt di tɔrɛt na di Sherman.
  I tek am ɛn twit se:
  - Mi na di gyal we de kɔt mɛtal!
  Ɛn afta dat, Ɔrora go lans wan prɔjɛkt. Ɛn bak prɛsis ɛn klia.
  Di wɔman de swɛt:
  - Di aerobatiks we ay pas ɔl!
  Ɛn afta dat, Svetlana go kik yu wit ɔl in trɛnk we i vɛks bad bad wan. Blɔnd gyal destroyer. Ɛn i de swɛt:
  - Mi na dɛbul na ɛlfaya!
  Ɛn di wan ol 4 go tek dɛn rod, ɛn muf go na di sawt pat na Alaska.
  Ɛn na di Alɛgzanda-4 tank, we na di nyu mɔdel bak wit fayn fayn gyal pikin dɛn. Wan pawaful gɔn we gɛt 130 mm lɔng barɛl, lɛk et mashin gɔn dɛn ɛn wan kru we gɛt fayv fayn fayn gyal pikin dɛn we wɛr bikini.
  Dɛn kin go bak ɛn shot, knock out Amɛrika pipul, penetrate Shermans.
  Alenka bin rilis wan projɛktayl wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin siŋ:
  - Fɔ di glori fɔ Tsar Maykɛl!
  We Anyuta bin de faya, i bin sɔpɔt, i bin de kɔt di Amɛrika pipul dɛn dɔŋ:
  - Gret kiŋ!
  Augustine tu hit, brok di Sherman, hiss:
  - Fɔ pis, wok, ɛmpaya!
  Mirabela bin opin faya nɛks. I brok di ɛnimi dɛn klos bak ɛn his:
  - Fɔ di nyu Rɔshian ɔda!
  Ɛn afta dat, di Olimpiad bin faya di prɔjɛkt, as i de thump ɛn ala:
  - Mi na so pawa ɛn pen fɔ di ɛnimi!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn de biev fayn ɛn faya. Insay dɛn ɛmirald ɛn safaya yay, di faya we de na di ɔndawɔl.
  Ɛn di nyu Alɛgzanda-4 tank, we nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ go insay frɔm ɔl di angul dɛn, de go bifo ɛn trit di Amɛrika pipul dɛn. Na so di prɛzɛntɛnshɔn ɛn di pwɛl pwɛl we nɔ gɛt kɔndishɔn.
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn, i de friz, ɛn dɛn jɔs wɛr bikini ɛn dɛn dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ nekɛd-i fayn! Wi de kam wit wan pusi wit wi!
  Alenka go faya shel pan wan Amɛrikin motoka. Aw i de ram am ɛn siŋ:
  - Mi na wɔl sta!
  Ɛn afta dat, Anyuta go tek am ɛn fri am, kɔt di ɛnimi, ɛn his:
  - Ɛn glori to di ɛmpaya!
  Ɛn afta dat, wan shɔɛl go bit Ɔgɔstin, kɔt di ɛnimi dɔŋ, brok di ɛnimi in klos ɛn swɛt:
  - Mi na gyal we gɛt rɛd ia ɛn we nɔ de shem!
  Ɛn afta dat, dɛn go wɛr sandal Mirabela. Ɛn i go faya wan tin we go kil di ɛnimi. I go kɔt di tawa ɛn ala se:
  - Ram frɔm ram!
  Ɛn afta dat, di fayn fayn hiro Olimpik gem dɛn go apin. I go faya di shel dɛn we go kil pas ɔl. I go krɔs di ɛnimi tank ɛn ala se:
  - A go swip ɔlman go!
  Na ya wan tank we weigh sɛvinti tan kam ɛn i de pwɛl di ɛnimi dɛn redoubts. Ɛn i de muv izi wan na di sno - di injin na di laytst - gas tɔbayn! Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔp motoka lɛk dat so izi wan.
  Alenka de siŋ:
  - Nɔbɔdi nɔ go stɔp wi! Nɔbɔdi nɔ go win wi! Rɔshian wulf dɛn de kɔt di ɛnimi dɛn! Rɔshian wulf dɛn - salut to hiro dɛn!
  Ɛn bak, i yuz in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, we i de pres di trig, ɛn nak di ɛnimi. Na big big gyal pikin!
  Anyuta bin fɔdɔm bak yuz in leg dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin de ala:
  - Ɛn a rili fayn!
  Ɛn afta dat, Ɔgɔstin lans wan prɔjɛktɛl ɛn ala se:
  - Mi na wayl gyal!
  Ɛn Mirabela go rilis sɔntin we rili kil ɛn ala:
  - To nyu, unbending frɔnt dɛn!
  Ɛn i go sho in tong so pink ɛn lɔng.
  Ɛn afta dat di Olimpik go thrash ɛn smash di Amɛrika pipul dɛn, ɛn i go du am fayn fayn wan.
  Wɛl, in jɔnal, wi kin si klia wan se dɛn win. Dis fɛt dɔn win ɛn di Rɔshian ɛn tsarist sojaman dɛn de go bifo.
  We Disɛmba 1942 dɔn, di tsarist ami bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi tek ɔl Alaska, ɛn fɛt-fɛt bin de apin na Kanada.
  Apat frɔm tank dɛn, uman payɔt dɛn kin fɛt bak insay jet plen dɛn. USA geht plenti avieshɔn, ba in kwaliti rili po. No kin kompare wit Russian jets. We de krɔs di ɛnimi wit di intensiti fɔ di tɛrminatɔ dɛn.
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn Anastasia ɛn Margarita na dɛn plen "Ekaterina"-6 aw dɛn kin gɛda akɔn fayn fayn wan.
  Anastasia shot et Amɛrika plen dɛn wit wan bɔrst we gɛt fayv plen kanɔn dɛn ɛn i de ala:
  - A jɔs bi wan supa-klas wɔriɔ!
  Ɛn wit fut we nɔ gɛt natin, i de pres di pedal dɛn.
  Magarita shot tɛn Amɛrikan plen dɛn wan bɔs ɛn i de swɛt:
  - Ɛn a ivin wan klas ay pas am!
  Anastasia de pres di trig dɛn wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i de bɔn di ɛnimi. I go hit sɛvin US Ami motoka dɛn ɛn swɛt:
  - Mi na so warrior dat di king gladi!
  Margarita go fri di kilman bak ɛn swɛt:
  - Ɛn nɔto di kiŋ nɔmɔ! Wi rili fayn!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn kin fɛt ɛn bang difrɛn motoka dɛn. Dɛn kin trowe di ɛnimi kɔmɔt lɛk mays we dɔn day insay dɔti bɔks. Ɛn dɛn kin pwɛl di Amɛrika plen dɛn.
  Anastasia shot sɔm ɔda plen dɛn ɛn grɔmbul:
  - Fɔ di royal igl we gɛt tu ed!
  Magarita, we bin de sho in tit dɛn we gɛt fan, bin de ala se:
  - Fɔ dis kayn kul tin!
  Ɛn i bin bang wan duzin ɔda Amɛrikan motoka dɛn bak. Dis na di gyal pikin dɛn. Girls lɛk fɔ kil. Ɛn chɛr am apat!
  Ɛn dis man ɛn in wɛf de wok...
  Muv to grɔn target dɛn. En go wit di Shermans, panch rait tru dem. Lɛk mɛtal nidul. Ɛn fɔ split di ayɛn ɛn stɛl we strɔng pas ɔl. Dis na aw dɛn fɔdɔm bin apin.
  Anastasia pans sɔm Sherman dɛn ɛn ala to insɛf se:
  - Mi na gyal we ebul fɔ du bɔku tin!
  Magarita kin bit di Amɛrika pipul dɛn bak na land ɛn i kin swɛt:
  - Bɔt natin nɔ go stɔp mi, ɛn nɔ ɛva stɔp mi!
  Anastasia krɔs di ɛnimi, shot tank dɛn ɛn ala se:
  - Fɔ di kiŋ, we nɔ gɛt sɛns ɔ kol pas am!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn rili fayn! Ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat, insay wan bikini nɔmɔ! Ɛn i nɔ go ebul fɔ win!
  Nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ win ɔ stɔp di gyal pikin dɛn!
  Anastasia, we de shot, de ala na di tap pan in lɔng dɛn:
  - Mi na di gyal we de brok stɛl!
  Margarita, we de kɔntinyu fɔ shot, ad se:
  - Ɛn ɛni mɛtal!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn de flay ɛn shot... Ivin if i kol ɛn winta, dat nɔ de stɔp dɛn. Fɛt de apin na Kanada.
  Anastasia faya bak ɛn ala se:
  - A tan lɛk bɔbɔ!
  Margarit aktiv wan kɔnfɔm ɛn hama wit di wamat we wan panta gɛt:
  - Mi na di wan we fani ɛn kul pas ɔlman!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn, as yu si, rili de kɔnt pan bɔku tin ɛn dɛn gɛt lɔk we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ tɔk bɔt!
  Dɛn de rak ɔp af-af bil dɛn! Ɛn dɛn nɔ no bɔt sɔri-at, dɛn nɔ gɛt wan dawt! Dɛn gɛt bɔku difrɛn we dɛn fɔ tink!
  Bɔt, fɔ tɔk smɔl, di fayn fayn wan dɛn bin laki. Dɛn bin kech ɛn atak wan 4-sta jenɛral wit ɛya strayk. Magnificent fayn fayn tin dɛn. Dem go fuk yu up di sem we!
  Ɛn bak, Rɔshian ɛn Jamani tank dɛn de muf ɔlsay na Kanada.
  Na dis na Gerda in kru, pan wan Jamani T-4. Fɔ tɔk tru, di motoka wik pasmak we yu kɔmpia am to di Soviet motoka dɛn. Bɔt di gyal pikin dɛn nɔ izi - dɛn kin fɛt barefut ɛn insay bikini na kol. Ɛn dat de tɔk sɔntin!
  Lɛ wi tɔk tru, dɛn kayn wɔriɔ dɛn de kin kol! Dɛn nɔ no dawt ɛn wikɛd tin dɛn! Safaya ɛn dayamɔn de bɔn na dɛn yay! Dɛn kayn fayn fayn tin dɛn de nɔ go gi wan inch land to di ɛnimi! Dɛn oli ɛn dɛn wikɛd di sem tɛm.
  Dɛn kin muv dɛnsɛf wit big big ɛnaji.
  Ɛn na so dɛn de krɔs di Amɛrika pipul dɛn.
  Gɛda bin yuz in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin de chip:
  - Mi na wayl gyal! Ɛn nɔto vajin atɔl!
  Ɛn afta dat, i bɔs ɛn laf.
  Charlotte bin faya bak frɔm di kanɔn. Sɔntɛm i nɔ tu pawaful, bɔt i de faya fast:
  - A tan lɛk bi hot ɛn bit!
  Afta dat di biuti go tek ɛn sho in lɔng tong!
  Ɛn afta dat, Kristina slap ɛn swɛt:
  - Ɛn mi vokal dɛn! Klykov bin blo!
  Ɛn insɛf go pul in wulf tit ɛn ala.
  - Na nyu win go de!
  Di wɔriɔ dɛn rili so tranga ɛn agresiv. Ɛn dɛn gɛt bɔku mɔsul trɛnk ɛn dɛn kin vɛks bad bad wan.
  Ɛn Magda go bit di ɛnimi bak. I go smash wan Sherman frɔm fa, hit am rili prɛsis ɛnd-to-ɛnd ɛn roar:
  - A na so kul Jaman!
  Di 4 pipul dɛn, pan ɔl we di motoka nɔto di bɛst, dɛn kin fɛt fayn fayn wan.
  Ɛn wetin mek? Na bikɔs i lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nɔ gɛt klos! Ɛn di sojaman dɛn kin pwɛl di ɛnimi fayn fayn wan.
  Gɛda wit prawd fɔ notis se:
  - Wi so worthy of di Fuhrer!
  Afta dat di biuti go shot bak ɛn bare in kiut smɔl fes.
  Di wɔri pipul dɛn we de ya gɛt Aryan spirit. Ɛn dɛn nɔ de fred di kol. Pan ɔl we di kol sizin na Wɛstin Kanada stil rili kol.
  Bɔt natin - jɔs barefut ɛn ɔlmost nekɛd. Dɔn, gud lɔk ɛn win go de!
  Dis na wɔri pipul dɛn we ful-ɔp wit prawd spirit.
  Ivin naw di Aryan dɛn nɔ gɛt ɛni ikwal pan di we aw dɛn de kɔntinyu fɔ bia. Eksept fɔ di Rɔshian gyal pikin dɛn.
  Bɔt Natasha we de pan "Nikolai"-3, we insɛf wɛr bikini ɛn barefut, shot, tɔn aut ɛn waka rawnd. Bɔt in tank bɛtɛ pas di Jamani T-4. Di fɛt we dɛn de fɛt ya tranga ɛn dɛn rili agresiv.
  Di Yankees de tray fɔ snap bak. Bɔt Natasha nak di "Witch" dɔŋ ɛn his wit wan grin we tan lɛk pal tit:
  - A na so gyal pikin se nɔbɔdi nɔ go kam nia mi!
  Ɛn Maria bin faya di Amɛrikan tank dɛn kɔrɛkt wan. I go chuk dɛn ɛn his wit tit we nɔ gɛt natin.
  - No fos nɔ go ebul fɔ tek wi!
  Ɛn afta dat, Ɔrora sɛf go shot in turn. Dɛn bin dɔnawe wit di Sherman. Yes girl na dat yu nid.
  Ɛn afta dat, Svetlana go mek in kɔntribyushɔn... Aw i go ambɔg di Amɛrika pipul dɛn.
  Dɛn kin fɛt bak na di si. Di Rɔshian bot dɛn tek di Filipins.
  Ɛn na ya bak di tim de: barefut selɔ gyal dɛn. Also klos nek biuti, in bikini. Na tru se di wɛda na di Filipins fayn ivin insay di winta - wam, bikɔs i dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ di ekweta de.
  Ɛn gyal pikin dɛn kin lɛk fɔ fɛt ɛn shot. Ɛn rɔn rawnd de flash barefut, rawnd il. Di gyal pikin dɛn we de ya jɔs rili fayn. Di very bes - supa!
  Bay di we, dɛn lɛk fɔ rep prizina dɛn! Dɛn kin tay dɛn to dɛnsɛf ɛn afta dat dɛn kin rayd dɛn. Ɛn sote di prizina dɛn nɔ kin no natin! Ɛn dɛn kin arenj fɔ kil ɔlman fɔ dɛnsɛf - ɔ fɔ se, nɔto fɔ dɛnsɛf, bɔt fɔ dɛn ɛnimi dɛn.
  Dis kayn kul kru dɛn we gɛt af-af gyal pikin dɛn. Ɛn natin nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔp dɛn ɔ krɔs dɛn!
  Di wɔri pipul dɛn kin go insay wan Amɛrikan kruz. Dɛn kin jomp insay lɛk se dɛn nekɛd, dɛn nɔ gɛt fut, ɛn dɛn gɛt mɔsul dɛn we de rɔl ɔnda dɛn skin we dɔn tan. Ɛn dɛn kin kɔt di Amɛrika pipul dɛn wit wamat. Ɛn dɛn nɔ de gi di smɔl chans fɔ sev.
  Ɛn naw, pipul dɛn de si di fayn fayn Stɛla ɛn in patna Masha. Dɛn tu gyal pikin ya na lɔng, mɔsul blant dɛn we de kɔt ɔlman. Wetin nɔto blo na fɔ kɔt ɛn rip bɔdi apat!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn de waka along di Amɛrikan ship. If dɛn wev to di rayt, na strit;if dɛn wev to di lɛft, na ali!
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn nɔ go stɔp! Nɔ lɛf yu ɛnimi dɛn chans! Ɛn wetin go apin if dɛn ala ɛn bigin fɔ shek dɛn mɔsul dɛn!
  Ɛn dɛn de wev dɛn sɔd dɛn bak ɛn ala.
  - Wi na gyal pikin fɔ di Tsar, di Fadaland ɛn Mikhail Romanov!
  Ɛn dɛn kin kɔt am lɛk samurai kabij. So Stɛla tek am ɛn kik di Amɛrika ɔfisa na in groin wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I go flay ay ɛn jomp oba di wata.
  Di blant tɛrminatɔ go gi:
  - Fo mai blow, dem de pe fi!
  Ɛn bak i go pul in tit ɛn flash in tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal! Na big big gyal pikin! Di mɔs jus ɛn aroma!
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn kin rɔsh to dɛnsɛf. Ɛn dɛn kin pas lɛk di tayd we big big briz kin blo. Dɛn nɔ de gi di ɛnimi chans. Dɛn gɛt big big pawa. Daknɛs fɔ dɛbul dɛn ɛn tawzin tawzin enjɛl dɛn.
  Ɛn na ya Masha kam, we de kɔt tri ed wan tɛm wit tu sab! Dis na gyal - gyal to ɔl gyal pikin!
  Dɛn tu fayn fayn uman dɛn ya kɔt lɛk se dɛn de hama nel wit sɔd. Ɛn wikɛd tin ɔ dawt nɔ de pan di tin dɛn we dɛn de du. Muv fɔ yusɛf, we yu nɔ go tɔn bak ɔ giv ɔp. Jɔstis nid fɔ mek mɔtalman gɛt wanwɔd. Wan ɛmpaya, wan krawn, wan gol ɛn ɛkspɛnshɔn to spɛs.
  Jɔs dis tɛm, dɛn de sɛn di fɔs atifishal wɔl sataylayt fɔ go ɔbit. Na ya i de flay rawnd di wɔl.
  Ɛn Rɔshian gyal pikin dɛn we wɛr bikini kin fɛt fɔ dɛnsɛf. Ɛn dɛn nɔ smɔl pas di ɛnimi. Ɛn di Amɛrika pipul dɛn, we di fayn fayn pipul dɛn dɔn kɔt, kin fɔdɔm. Stil, gyal pikin dɛn we gɛt di ay klas ɛn skil.
  Wan tɛm, dɛn bin ebul fɔ fɛt na Jepan. Dɛn bin de fɛt bak na ay ay ples dɛn. Dɛn bin kech di empara insɛf. Dɛn bin sho se dɛn sabi du bɔku tin dɛn. Dɛn gɛt da kayn pawa de ɛn dɛn gɛt bɔku mɔsul trɛnk. Na tru se dɛn kayn gyal pikin dɛn de na mirekul we de sho mirekul!
  Dɛn kɔt di samurai dɛn na di pales. Ɛn dɛnsɛf bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nekɛd ɛn nɔ gɛt natin. Girls we kin du tin dɛn we kin mek dɛn ɛnimi dɛn sɔprayz.
  Ɛn dɛn bin de kɔt ɛni mit ɛn sho se dɛn sabi du tin. Di wɔriɔ dɛn, witout ɛni dawt, de go bifo.
  Dɛn bin kɔt wan Amɛrikin admiral in ed wit sab. Ɛn aw di fayn fayn wan dɛn go laf, de sho dɛn fang.
  Ɛn bak dɛn go pan di ɔfens ɛn kɔt dɛnsɛf. Dɛn kayn wɔri pipul dɛn ya na rial big big animal dɛn. Ɛn na di tron na Tsa Maykɛl. Na Alɛgzanda di Tɔd in pikin, bɔt nɔto da wan de. Wan pɔsin we laki, we de disayd fɔ du sɔntin, we gɛt strɔng maynd, ɛn we gɛt sɛns bak fɔ rul.
  Bɔt, fɔ tru, lɔk impɔtant, plus ivin big tafnɛs - Maykɛl bin lid wan implacable fɛt agens kɔrɔpshɔn, we bin gɛt fayn impak pan di ami. Bɔt di tin we pɔsin kin no mɔ na fɔ yuz gyal pikin dɛn we wɛr bikini fɔ du soja wok. Ɛn gyal pikin dɛn kin rili fayn we dɛn kin lɛf smɔl fɔ nekɛd ɛn nɔ gɛt fut.
  So di fɛt dɛn kin apin wit difrɛn digri dɛn we dɛn kin gɛt sakrifays. Ɛn fayn fayn wɔman dɛn kin shot rili kɔrɛkt wan, dɛn kin shot dɛn bɛtɛ pas man dɛn. Ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat, we di gyal pikin dɛn kin lɛf smɔl fɔ nekɛd, i kin bi se dɛn nɔ kin ebul fɔ ambɔg dɛn. Dɛn nɔ kin afɛkt dɛn wit bulɛt ɛn shɔɛl. Wan ami we rili strɔng we gɛt fɛtman dɛn. Dat na kul tin. Na bin Tsar Maykɛl in aidia fɔ yuz gyal pikin dɛn we klos to nekɛd ɛn we nɔ gɛt fut, ɛn dis bin mek dɛn win.
  Ɛn gyal pikin dɛn we bin de fɛt wɔ bin de trowe grenade ɛn dagɔ bak wit dɛn fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn dɛn sho se dɛn vɛks bad bad wan.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn rili dash. Ɛn rili fayn, ple ple, ɛn flet-futed. Nɔbɔdi nɔ bin ebul fɔ ol dɛn.
  Di wɔriɔ dɛn na rili greyhaund... Di bare fut fɔ gyal pikin na rili ifɛktiv wɛpɔn. Bɔt wetin dɛn go du? Bɔku tin dɛn. Di bare soles dɛnsɛf bin de gɛt ɛnaji frɔm di wɔl ɛn di fayn fayn wɔri pipul dɛn bin de ple ple.
  A fɔ se gyal pikin dɛn fayn pas ɔlman na di wɔl, dɛn ɔl tu wɔndaful ɛn wit di wamat we kobra dɛn kin vɛks!
  Dɛn kech di Amɛrikan kruz. Di man dɛn we dɛn bin kech bin fɔdɔm na dɛn fes. Afta dat di wɔri pipul dɛn bin de push dɛn leg dɛn na dɛn fes. Ɛn dɛn bin fos mi fɔ kis. Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn bin de kray, ɛn dɛn bare soles, we dɛn de lik dɛn tong, bin de fil fayn ɛn tik.
  Bɔt di fayn fayn uman dɛn bin de ɛnjɔy fɔ mek dɛn shawa dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin wit kis ɛn kis dɛn il.
  Afta dat di gyal pikin dɛn go laf. Ɛn dɛn bin de sho dɛn tit!
  Bɔt i bin bɛtɛ, di gyal pikin dɛn bin de was di san nekɛd smɔl ɛn go swim. Dɛn pipul ya na dɛn kayn fayn fayn wɔman dɛn de. Aw yu go tek dis kayn leg ɛn kis am? Ɛn lik ɛni finga.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn rili fayn.
  Na dis na di Alɛgzanda-4 tank we de fɛt bak. Na rush ɛn Fɛbwari dɔn ɔlrɛdi de kam. Di sojaman dɛn de muf go bifo. Fɔ kam nia di say we di Amɛrika dɛn de. Di gyal pikin dɛn so kul.
  Na ya Natasha de shot kɔrɛkt wan. Ɛn i kin hit rili kɔrɛkt wan.
  Di titi shot rili kɔrɛkt ɛn ala se:
  - Wi go krɔs di ɛnimi!
  Maria shot di nɛks wan. Tek ɛn win di ɛnimi:
  - Mi na supa!
  Maria na wan rili fayn gyal, ɛn i rili aktif.
  Ɛn in fut dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin rili fayn ɛn gɛt fayn fayn tin dɛn fɔ du wit mami ɛn dadi biznɛs:
  - Wi go destroy di ɛnimi!
  Ɛn Ɔrora na da kayn gyal pikin de, ɛn i supa, wit bɛlɛ ɛn bɔdi we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn skarlet nipples we puf:
  - A go brok tru di ɛnimi dɛn ɛn mek i supa!
  Ɛn aw i de shek in rɛd ia!
  Ɛn bak i go kik yu wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we dɛn kɔt kɔt. Dɛn kayn wɔri pipul ya kin rili kɔl!
  Ɛn afta dat, Svetlana go tek ɛn bit di ɛnimi:
  "A lɛk di Tsa ɛn a go hang wan nɔs na mi ɛnimi dɛn nɛk!"
  Di gyal pikin dɛn go laf. Aw dɛn bin bi greyhaund ɛn kul.
  Amɛrika pipul dɛn de rɔnawe pan gyal pikin dɛn. Ɔ dɛn kin giv ɔp. Ɔ dɛn kin day. Di wɔri pipul dɛn so fayn, ɛn dɛn rili barefut, ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn rili wɔndaful. Ɛn fɔ fɛt wit jɔs bikini kin fayn ɛn i kin wok fayn. Warrior gyal pikin dem so amazing.
  Natasha shot di Amɛrika pipul dɛn bak ɛn his:
  - Yu na mi brɔda ɛn mi na yu brɔda! Ɔ fɔ se, mi sista!
  Ɛn bak i de muv in lɔng tɔŋ. Agresiv mek wi se warrior en biuti!
  Ɛn afta dat, Anyuta shek in nekɛd bɔdi. Ɛn i go ala ɛn pul in tit. Ɛn i go sɛn shel pan di Amɛrika pipul dɛn. Ɛn i go tek am ɛn fuk am.
  - Di biuti bin destroy am! Ɛn i de swɛt:
  - A na so wan supa gyal!
  Nays gyal ɛn lɛk mami ɛn dadi biznɛs. Ɛn dis na fayn tin!
  Ɛn di titi tek am ɛn nak am - i grɔmbul:
  - Wi go win ɛn pwɛl di ɛnimi!
  Ɛn na ya Ɔrora go kik ɛn bit:
  - Mi na kiŋ ɛn mi na kul gyal!
  Di wɔriɔ kin bi kwik greyhaund.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn kin laf to dɛnsɛf.
  Bɔt Svetlana bin tek am rili kol. Ɛn i gi dɛn kayn pe dɛn de fɔ kil di ɛnimi dɛn, ɛn kis di dɛbul dɛn.
  - Dis na so wan totalitarian aerobatics!
  Di tank rili agil ɛn i kin kil pɔsin. I hit di wik ɛn ay Sherman. So di fɛt dɛn we de ya de fɔ di Tsarist Rɔshia.
  Natasha tan lɛk pɔsin we dɛn shot am bak. Ɛn i de kɔs:
  - Fɔ yu aydɔl!
  Maria bigin fɔ shot. Di titi rili fayn ɛn i gɛt golden ia. Na di luk we yu luk.
  Di gyal fuk, ɛn aim in bare fut ɛn swɛt:
  - Dis na kil fɔ di kiŋ!
  En ya Aurora fuk di Amerikan. Ɛn di titi bin, lɛ wi se, rili agresiv ɛn i bin de swɛt:
  - Fɔ wan rial bɔdin!
  Ɛn naw di titi sho se i rili strɔng.
  Ɛn Svetlana na pɔsin we de fɛt ɛn we lɛk fɔ fɛt. I kik wit in leg we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn chɛr di ɛnimi.
  Ɛn i bin de ala, ɛn i bin de sho in tit dɛn.
  - Mi na uman we de flay lɛk igl!
  So di gyal pikin dɛn bigin fɔ fuk wit wayl pawa. Ɛn dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔp dis kayn agresiv we fɔ biutiful pipul dɛn. Nɔto fɔ tɔn bak ɔ bɛn.
  Natasha shot bak ɛn his:
  - Te dɛn pwɛl am kɔmplit wan!
  Ɛn Meri, we nɔ bin gɛt ɛni nel, bin ebul fɔ pwɛl in ɛnimi dɛn mɔ, ɛn bigin fɔ brok in ɛnimi dɛn.
  Ɛn afta dat, Ɔrora tek am ɛn nak di ɛnimi wit kanɔn. Ɛn rili saksesful, wit big big aplomb. Ɛn krɔs, krɔs di ɛnimi. Ɛn di dɔti we dɔn mɛlt de flay frɔm di Sherman go ɔlsay.
  Ɛn Svetlana go shot ɛn siŋ bak:
  - Mi na gyal we gɛt big drim ɛn big biuti!
  Infakt, di wan dɛn we de fɛt wɔ de sho se dɛn rili want fɔ win.
  Na fɔ natin di ɛmpaya bin bi kul ɛn big. I kin pas di tin dɛn we Genghis Khan dɔn du.
  Di wɔriɔ dɛn de muf to dɛnsɛf... Ɛn dɛn de shot, shot, ɛn tear tru ɛnimi pozishɔn, lɛk se dɛn de rip opin wit nɛf. Ɔ fɔ se, na dagɔ we rili shap ɛn we at. Ɛn naw di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn rili nɔ go ebul fɔ win. Ɛn di kiŋdɔm fɔ wan big ɛmpaya.
  If yu luk am, bɔku wɔ ɛn tranga tɛm dɛn dɔn de na Rɔshia in istri. Bɔt Nikolas di Sɛkɔn bin jɔs nɔ laki fɔ di bɔku pat! I bin tɔn to pɔsin we nɔ bin ebul fɔ du natin. Bɔt taktik dɛn rili impɔtant. Wetin di bigman pan Rɔshian chɛs pleya we nem Alekhine bin sho. We i bigin fɔ ple instead fɔ in ɛnimi, i tɔn ova di bɔd ɛn win. Genius na genius.
  Wit ɔl di prɔblɛm dɛn we Tsarist Rɔshia bin gɛt, di factor fɔ nekɛd gyal pikin dɛn nɔmɔ bin sɔlv bɔku tin.
  Ɛlikopta dɛnsɛf kin tek pat pan di fɛt dɛn. Kɔmbat motoka dɛn, ɛn bak kru dɛn wit gyal pikin dɛn we wɛr bikini ɛn barefut. Wetin na di kwaliti fɔ ami we gɛt gyal pikin dɛn? Di wan we rili wɔndaful. Natin nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔp ɔ win dis kayn ami.
  So insay dis ami, gyal pikin dɛn de we nɔ wɛr fut ɛn we de lɛf smɔl fɔ nekɛd. Di kru we bin de na Kpɛntin Varvara in ɛlikopta. Yu nɔ tink se dis na wɔndaful tin? Di si go swel bad bad wan! Ɛn aw di ayland kanɔn dɛn go hit. Ɛn afta dat, rɔket dɛn de. Dɛn gyal pikin ya na rial ebi ebi ren lɛk big big briz.
  Dɛn nɔ smɔl pas di ɛnimi pan ɛnitin. Di Rɔshian ami dɔn rɛdi fɔ fɛt ɛn fɔ du big big tin dɛn.
  Varvara na fayn gyal we gɛt brawn ia ɛn i dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i nekɛd. As i de ala na di tap pat pan in lɔng dɛn:
  - Di ɛnimi dɛn nɔ go pas! Ɛn dɛn nɔ go rɔnawe!
  Ɛn i go tek am ɛn rilis wan kil dischaj frɔm ɔl di jet dɛn na in mashin we kol pas ɔl. Ɛn i go flay oba di ɛnimi. Ɛn i tek am ɛn kɔt am dɔŋ wit wan bɛnd we de pwɛl am.
  Bɔt Olga we nɔ gɛt sɛns tek ɛn faya wan rɔket na di Amɛrikan pozishɔn dɛn ɛn his:
  - A bin fɛt, nɔto wit bast shuz, bɔt a nɔ bin wɛr fut!
  Ɛn i go wink wit in safaya yay. Yes, dis na gyal pikin dem - so inkridibul amazing aerobatics. Wit am yu kin drink ɔp wan mawnten ɛn kɛr nekɛd dragon dɛn.
  Ɛn di leg dɛn rili fayn ɛn dɛn spɛshal! Ɛn di wes dɛn tan, ɛn di bɔdi dɛn gɛt bɔku mɔsul dɛn.
  Varvara de kik ass ɛn ala:
  - A kin mek wan ol na di glob fɔ di kiŋ!
  Ɛn i go grin in smɔl fes ɛn wink wit in yay.
  Di wɔriɔ dɛn de na dɛn bɛst ya. Na ya Tatyana, we insɛf na gyal we wɛr bikini, go tek am ɛn swɛt:
  - Mek kiŋ de oba ɔl di wɔl!
  Ɛn i go shayn wit in tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal. Ɛn frɔm ɛlikopta i kil lɛk nel. Ɛn i go kil pɔsin. Ɛn i go rili frɛy di mɛtal. Ɛn go mek dɛn pwɛl di bɔnks.
  Dis na gyal pikin - ɔl gyal pikin na gyal pikin! Ɛn afta dat we dɛn briŋ di prizina dɛn, dɛn gyal pikin dɛn de kin kis ɛn lik dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Dis na di mɔs sofistikieted we fɔ ɔl tu shem ɛn ɛnkɔrej.
  
  RƆMƐL we NƆ GO BIƐN
  Insay de, Rommel in ami insay Novɛmba ɛn Disɛmba 1941 bin ebul fɔ win na Afrika. Dis bin apin bak bikɔs di patna fɔ di briliant Rommel nɔ bin mek dɛn big big mistek dɛn we bin apin insay rial istri.
  Dis bin mek di Jamani dɛn win di British dɛn we bin de go bifo ɛn dɛn bin kip dɛn eria. Fɔs, dis nɔ bin afɛkt di we aw di fɛt dɛn bin de go, na di ist pat, dɛn bin win di Jamani dɛn nia Mɔsko.
  Bɔt leta, di tin dɛn we di Fuhrer bin plan fɔ du bin chenj. Rommel bay dis tɛm bin ebul fɔ tek Tolbuk, ɛn muf go na Ijipt. Hitler bin disayd fɔ chenj to tɛmporari difens na di ist frɔnt, ɛn fɔ naw, i bin de pe atɛnshɔn mɔ pan Afrika ɛn di Midul Is.
  Bɔt bikɔs di fɛt-fɛt we dɛn bin de fɛt na Afrika nɔ bin nid bɔku sojaman dɛn, di Nazi dɛn bin du bɔku opareshɔn dɛn na di ist. I bin win di Soviet sojaman dɛn na Kerch. Dɛn bin rawnd wi nia Kharkov. Dɛn pul wan splinter bak na di Smolensk dairekshɔn. Di ɔfens we Jɛnɛral Vlasov in sɛkɔn shɔk ami bin du nia Leningrad bin dɔn bak wit dɛf.
  Sevastopol bin fɔdɔm afta di siej ɛn atak. Ɛn di Kraut dɛn bin gɛt trɛnk. Di fɛt bin apin na di Rzhev ledj. Na ya di Nazi dɛn bin ebul fɔ ol.
  Bɔt na Ijipt, Rɔmɛl, we bin dɔn gɛt pipul dɛn we bin de wok fɔ am, i bin win wan win we mek i biliv. Fɔ bil pan di sakrifays we dɛn bin gɛt, di Jamani dɛn krɔs Palestayn ɛn tek Irak ɛn Kuwait. Ɛn afta dat di ɔl Midul Is - we dɔn gɛt akses to ɔyl.
  Afta dat di fasist dɛn tɔn to Sudan ɛn tray fɔ tek di wan ol Afrika.
  Na di sem tɛm, dɛn bin atak Jibraltar afta dat, ɛn di Jaman sojaman dɛn bin go insay Mɔrokɔ ɛn go fa fawe na di Afrikan ples dɛn.
  Bɔt di Jaman dɛn sakrifays bin izi bikɔs dɛn bin de wok wit trɛnk na di biɛn. Usay Hitlɛr sɛf de, wetin i bin du wit sɛns pas di rial istri.
  We Hitler di Tɛminatɔ wek, i was wit di gyal pikin dɛn, it brɛf wit salad, kɔliflawa pɔrij ɛn sɔm ɔda vɛjitebul dɛn, ɛn ad lɔw fat mɔlti-layer got chiz ɛn kavya. Afta dat i kɔl Speer, ɔfishal wan prɛzɛnt di nyu impyɔrial minista wit wan dɔkyumɛnt we di lɔ bɔt imejensi pawa dɛn sayn. Adɔlf bin gɛt dɔti ɛn i bin rili de rɔtin:
  - Di prodakshɔn fɔ wɛpɔn dɛn na di Third Reich rili smɔl! Wi nɔ jɔs de biɛn di Briten we de fɛt, bɔt wi de biɛn bak di totalitarian USSR. Bɔt wi nid ɛya suprimi, pan ɔl we wi de mek ol wɛpɔn dɛn bɔku, ɛn chenj to nyu wan dɛn. Ɛspɛshali di jet bɔm dɛn we prɔmis. Afta ɔl, di spid we dɛn de spid ɛn di ay ay siling we de ɔp de mek dɛn ebul fɔ pwɛl di siti dɛn na Briten ɛn i nɔ go gɛt ɛni pɔnishmɛnt!
  Speer bin rayt di op we i bin gɛt:
  - Na Jamani ɛn Polan kol de pasmak, na Frans, ayɛn ɔyl de, ɛn wi gɛt inof ikwipmɛnt fɔ mek bɔku motoka dɛn. Afta ɔl, wi de mek mɔ aluminiɔm ɛn duralumin pas ɔl di kɔntri dɛn na di wɔl we dɛn put dɛn togɛda!
  Adɔlf we bin gɛt posɛs bin nɔd se:
  - Fɔ di tɛm! Briten ɛn USA de promot prodakshɔn bak, ɛn wi nid fɔ protɛkt ɛvri gram mɛtal. Mek skul pikin dɛm ɛn ɔda pikin dɛm frɔm we dɛn ol fayv ia sɛf gɛda mɛtal. Apat frɔm dat, wetin mek dɛn mek di wing ɛn di fuselaj ɔl frɔm duralumin. Yu kin yuz wud ɛn kanvas. Fɔ ɛgzampul, fɔ mek wing dɛn we gɛt wan blɔk. Ɛn wetin? Wi nid nyu jet fɛt plen we nɔ pas tu tan, we izi fɔ flay, we izi fɔ mek ɛn we nɔ dia! Dɛn fɔ ridyus di nɔmba fɔ di pat dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ mek di plen to di smɔl wan, ɛn dɛn fɔ fɛn chans bak fɔ ridyus di wet we di plen gɛt as mɔ as dɛn ebul ɛn fɔ mek i gɛt mɔ aerodaynamik prɔpati dɛn. Naw, bay di we, ayrakt disayna dɛn go kam, wi go tren dɛn.
  Speer bin smayl:
  - Na tru se, mi Fuhrer. As a andastan, yu go riton ol di hai kwalifay woka dem from di ami?
  Possessed Adolf bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Wi go tek ɔl di wokman dɛm we kwalifay pasmak, ɔdinari wokman dɛm frɔm fɔrina dɛm. So i bɛtɛ fɔ mek pipul dɛn we nɔ de du natin nɔ go bɔku, ɛn dat mek pipul dɛn we de sɔpɔt pati nɔ go bɔku. Wi go, fɔ tru, ridyus di nɔmba fɔ di grɔn fɔs, if wɔ nɔ de wit di USSR, den wi nɔ nid so bɔku infantri, bɔt... Nɔto radikal, so a plan insay di mɔnt dɛn we de kam, a dɔn win Gibraltar ɛn Mɔlta, fɔ tek di wan ol nɔt pat na Afrika ɛn fɔ go fa fawe na di Midul Is. Wi go stil nid grɔn yunit dɛn. Apat frɔm dat, i nid fɔ bil ɔda say dɛn fɔ mek ship dɛn na Jamani sɛf ɛn na Frans, Bɛljiɔm, Ɔland, ɛn Nɔwe. Wi nid ayrakt kyaria, fɛt ship ɛn transpɔt. Ɛn i tan lɛk se di Mɛditarenian Si go tɔn to lek we de insay Jamani. Yu ɔndastand?
  Speer bin butu:
  - Yes, mi Fuhrer! A don oda di divelopment of wan konstrakshon program...
  Cunning Adolf bin tɔk bak se:
  - Dɛn kin ɛkstɛnd di wok de to 16 awa if wi imejensi plan dɛn nid am. Di prodakshɔn fɔ plen fɔ go ɔp to wan ɔndrɛd plen dɛn fɔ wan de insay jɔs nayn mɔnt... I pas tri tɛm we yu kɔmpia am to di wan we de naw, ɛn i nɔto tru atɔl se dis go inof!
  Speer bin kwik fɔ ɛnkɔrej di Fuhrer:
  - Wi payɔt dɛn na ay klas pas di British wan dɛn, so kwantiti nɔto ɔltin. Ɛn wi go fɛn nyu we dɛn fɔ mek plɔg fɔ mek sɔd. As a ɔndastand, di prɔyoritɛt fɔ wi na avieshɔn?
  Di Fuhrer bin klem in fist tayt tayt wan:
  - Di prayoritɛd fɔ wi na jet, bɔm plen, ɛn afta dat fɛt plen, plus fɔ rilis nyu ikwipmɛnt, ɛn fɔ divɛlɔp mirekul wɛpɔn! Bɔt nɔto jɔs pan di fild fɔ avieshɔn, bɔt bak tank, artileri, fɔs jet artileri... Wi go tɔk bɔt dis mɔ ditayli.
  Dɛn yɛri wan bɛl ɛn di bigman dɛn we de mek plen dɛn na di Third Reich bin kam insay di rum.
  Messerschmitt, we nɔ tu yɔŋ wit ay fɔrɛst, Heinkel, dɔn ol, bɔt i rili agil, atletik bil Tank, Lippisch, ɛn tu-tri wan dɛn we pipul dɛn nɔ no bɛtɛ.
  Adɔlf pɔynt dɛn to di chia dɛn ɛn tɛl dɛn fɔ layt di drɔin dɛn na di tebul:
  - Yu wok na fɔ mek wan nyu, rili pawaful ɛn mɔdan wɛpɔn. Jamani gɛt bɔku briz tanɛl dɛn pas ɛni ɔda kɔntri na di wɔl, ɛn di teknɔlɔji fɔ bɔku plen dɛn dɔn rili bak. Bɔt na insay di Yu-88 nɔmɔ, yu kin rili inkrisayz di spid bay we yu gi di motoka wan shep we strimlayn mɔ. Na mɔtalman, dɛn go gi di kɔkpit wan shep we tan lɛk wata drɔp, kɔnvɛks, we go mek pipul dɛn si am fayn ɛn mek di payɔt gɛt mɔ ples, ɛn i go ad spid bak bay we i go mek di aerodaynamiks bɛtɛ bay wan gud fayv kilomita. Plɛs, i nid fɔ gi wan strimlayn shep to di faya pɔynt dɛn fɔ ɔl tu di bɔm ɛn fɛtman dɛn, bɔm rɛk dɛn, ɛn ɛya brek dɛn na di pozishɔn we dɛn nɔ de wok.
  Yu rayt wetin a tɛl yu!
  Di wan dɛn we mek di dizayn bin nɔd wit wan wɔd:
  - So definitely wan big Fuhrer!
  Adɔlf bin kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk se:
  - XE-129 - fɔ ridizayn so dat di wɛpɔn bɔks insɛf go gɛt strimlayn shep ɛn instɔl wan muvable ayrakt kanɔn fɔ protɛkt frɔm atak frɔm di riya ɛn lɔwa ɛmisfya. Apat frɔm dat, dis atak plen fɔ gɛt wan sistem we de mek injin bɔst. Na di sem tɛm we perestroika de, i nid fɔ mek dɛn mek dɛn kayn atak plen dɛn de mɔ. Di bad bad atak dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ atak di briz kin mek di British dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ du di wok. Apat frɔm dat, dɛn fɔ yuz di Ju-87 dayv bɔm na Briten. Wi go put motoka dɛn we dɔn ol insay savis...
  Adɔlf bin stɔp smɔl. Di wan dɛn we mek di dizayn nɔ bin tɔk natin. Di Fuhrer bin tɔk se:
  A gɛt big dawt bɔt di F -190. Di motoka bin tɔn to ebi ɛn i nɔ bin ebul fɔ muv inof, pan ɔl dat, i nɔ gɛt wan sistem fɔ ful-ɔp di tank dɛn wit gas dɛn we nɔ de wok, we de tek ples fɔ di fiul we dɛn dɔn yuz. Bikɔs ɔf dis, dɛn kin ivin knock dis motoka wit wan bulɛt we de bɔn. Wetin Tank go se bɔt dis?
  Di fambul SS disayna, we tinap fɔ pe atɛnshɔn, bin tɔk se:
  - Dis na wi shɔtkɔm, big Fuhrer. Pan ɔl we dɛn fɔ tek di ples we dɛn put di tank dɛn as sɔntin we rili fayn, dɛn nɔ kin izi fɔ mek ɛnimi dɛn faya dɛn ɛn di sem tɛm dɛn kin protɛkt di pɔsin we de payɔnia. As for maneuverability, den... Wan armour weigh 120 kilograms, ɛn i nɔ so izi fɔ wi fɔ layt am...
  Adɔlf we bin gɛt posɛs bin tɔk se:
  - Tray fɔ impɔtant di aerodynamic kwaliti dɛn na di Fokken-Wulf. Fɔs bikɔs ɔf di wet we dɛn de ridyus, i nid fɔ bɛn di wing tip dɛn fɔ mek di motoka ebul fɔ kɔntrol ɛn ebul fɔ muv mɔ. Apat frɔm dat, i go instɔl protɛkshɔn fɔ di riya ɛmisfya... As fɔ di say we di injin de bifo di payɔt in kabin, dis de protɛkt di payɔt, bɔt i nid fɔ mek di motoka gɛt ɛjekshɔn divays. Bay di we, di very shep of di moto kin mek mo streamlined, we wi industrialist dem shud definitely tek in kontri. Bay di we, wetin bɔt wok pan di ME-309?
  Messerschmitt bin sɔprayz smɔl:
  - Wi de wok pan dis, big Fuhrer. Di kwaliti dɛn we dɛn kɔlkul prɔmis fɔ mek di motoka in spid go ɔp, te i rich 740 kilomita pan awa, we i gɛt sɛvin say dɛn fɔ faya! Dis go bi di day we pawaful pas ɔl fɔ di British...
  Adɔlf bin ambɔg am se:
  - Fɔ dɔn fɔ dɔn fast fast. Ɛn yu, Spia, mek di nyu 30 milimita ayrakt gɔn we de faya kwik kwik wan kwik kwik wan. Dɛn kin yuz am bak fayn fayn wan fɔ shot na grɔn ɛn agens ɛnimi plen dɛn! Di nyu ME-309 fɔ tek ples fɔ di ME-109 we bin de bifo. As fɔ yu ME-262 jet mashin, alas, i gɛt bɔku prɔblɛm dɛn: ebi wet, lɔw ɔpreshɔnal rilaybiliti, pasmak aksidɛnt rɛt... A go mek wan sketch fɔ di jet we wi nid misɛf.
  Adɔlf Hitlɛr bin bigin fɔ drɔ wan motoka, ɛn i bin yuz di tin dɛn we i no bɔt di mɔdan jet fɛt plen dɛn. Bɔt nɔto di wan dɛn we de naw pas ɔl, bɔt frɔm lɛk di fifti ia so, fɔ mek dɛn ebul fɔ adap dɛn to di lɛvɛl we dɛn de mek ɛn teknɔlɔji naw. I bin pe spɛshal atɛnshɔn to di teknɔlɔji fɔ chenj di wing swip. Fɔ ɛksplen ɔl di bɛnifit dɛn we dis kayn dizayn gɛt:
  - We yu de land ɛn tek ɔf, di swip go dɔŋ, ɛn we yu de flay i go bɔku. Na bikɔs ɔf dis nɔmɔ, wan fɛt plen we gɛt mɔdan ME-262 injin go ebul fɔ aksɛlayt to 1,100 kilomita pan awa. Ɛn in wet go rili smɔl.
  Messerschmitt luk di dayagram, wrinkl in ay bold fɔrɛst ɛn swɛt kɔmɔt:
  - Brayt! Bot mi Fuhrer, usai yu geht so dip no boht aerodynamics?
  Adɔlf we bin gɛt di dɛbul dɛn, bin smɔl in yay dɛn wit sɛns:
  - Wetin bɔt aerodaynamiks? Bɔku tɛm, pɔsin we gɛt gift kin gɛt gift pan ɔltin! Ɛn mediocrity na mediocrity na Afrika bak! Wetin bad wit di Arado bomber? Sho mi di dayagram?
  Di hit-ɛn-mis Fuhrer tek wan kwik luk ɛn shek in ed negatif wan:
  - Nɔ, dat nɔ go du! Di aidia wit di troli no gud, bikos of am di plen no go ton roun and i go krash. Rikways kɔvɛnshɔnal retraktabl landin gia. Tink bɔt sɔm chenj dɛn we dɛn mek fɔ mek di aerodaynamiks bɛtɛ. Witout invenshɔn we nɔ nid fɔ mek, bɔt wit sɛns.
  Adɔlf bin kray ɛn i bin tɔk sɔm ɔda tin dɛn:
  - Di Gryphon Xe-177 ayrakt gɛt pawa plant we nɔ rili izi fɔ abop pan. I nid fɔ chenj am wantɛm wantɛm, wit di laytst piston injin dɛn, we fɔs 4 tinap apat. Dɔn to di mɔdan injin dɛn we gɛt pawa we na 2950 ɔspawɛl. As fɔ di abiliti fɔ strayk frɔm ay ayt ɛn insay daiv, den... Start fɔ divɛlɔp di Xe-277, dis mashin go bi nemesis wɛpɔn bak. Bɔt di men tin na jet bɔm dɛn. Dis na wok we impɔtant pas ɔl. Fɔ ɛgzampul, na so di Yu-287 fɔ tan.
  Di Fuhrer bin mek wan skech bak wit wing dɛn we dɛn swip fɔ go bifo, ɛn i ɛksplen sɔm nyuans dɛn to di wan dɛn we mek am. Dɛn bin kɛr Adɔlf siriɔs wan, ɛn i bin sho sɔm dayagram dɛn. Ɛspɛshali di bɔm we nɔ gɛt tel. Ɛn se di we aw dɛn mek wan flay wing jet mashin pas fɔ prɔmis. Ɛn di sem tɛm, di motoka ebul fɔ bɔm ivin di say dɛn we Amɛrika de. I bin sho dairekt wan se dizayna dɛn frɔm ɔlsay na Yurop ɛn ivin Ju pipul dɛn fɔ put an pan di wok. Fɔ dɔn, we i kam fɔ no se di wan dɛn we mek di dizayn dɔn ɔlrɛdi bizi, so i sɔri fɔ dɛn fɔ go, ɛn na Lipisha nɔmɔ lɛf. Di Fuhrer bin ala se:
  - Ɛn a de aks yu, Alɛgzanda, fɔ de! Dɛn go gi yu di wok fɔ mek nyu wɛpɔn dɛn we rili wok.
  Lippisch bin sɔprayz se:
  - A go tɛl yu tɛnki, Fuhrer!
  Hitler di Terminator bin bigin fɔ ɛksplen se:
  - Yu, fɔ tru, no di tiori bɔt Wieselsberger, we bin de ɛstɛt Prɔfɛsɔ Prandtl wan tɛm na Göttingen. Na in na bin di fɔs pɔsin fɔ divɛlɔp di tiori bɔt di inflɛns we di skrin gɛt pan di ɔndalayn sɔfa...
  Lippisch bin nɔd, ɛn i bin de smayl:
  - Yu no gud gud wan, mi Fuhrer! Yɛs, a no dis tiori!
  Possessed Adolf kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk se:
  - Wi nid fɔ mek wan ekranoplan - wan kayn haybrid fɔ wan tɔpido bot ɛn wan siplɛn. I kin rili flay fa fawe, lɛk 20-40 sɛntimita frɔm di wata. If na so i bi, di mas we di briz de sɔpɔt di ekranoplan bot gɛt tu pat. Wan na wan wata we dɔn frɔz ɔnda di wing; di ɔda wan - we nɔ impɔtant - de kɔmɔt ɔnda di wing na di eria we de biɛn di ed ɛn i de ful-ɔp ɔltɛm wit briz we de kɔmɔt ɔp, frɔm di tip na di wing.
  Lippisch bin kɔnfɔm wantɛm wantɛm se:
  - Tru tru so mi Fuhrer!
  Possessed Adolf kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk se:
  - כltu, di men mas fכ di briz de stil כnda di bia sεf εn i de mek prεshכn de we kכlכsכl ikwal to di vεlositi prεshכn. I de ple di rol fɔ wan kayn ples fɔ sket na di ayrɛa, we di ekranoplan bot de "rɔl" lɛk klok! Di fɔs pɔsin we yuz dis fɔ praktis na di Finnish injinia we nem Kaario.I bin mek wan simpul rɛktangul wing-slɛj we de glid oba di sno we i de yuz skrin ɛn i bin ivin gɛt patɛnt fɔ am. Bɔt i sɔri fɔ no se di sojaman dɛn nɔ bin gladi fɔ dis kayn tin we dɛn fɛn as tɛm de go. Dɛn se di Rɔshian prɔfɛsɔ Lɛvkɔv bin du di sem kayn ɛkspiriɛns... Dat min se dis kin bi nyu mirekul wɛpɔn, we ebul fɔ kɛr bɔm, tɔpido, ɛn land sojaman dɛn na di si na Briten, wit di spid we plen de spid, ɛn wit di di sem tɛm we reda nɔ de si. Plɛs mɔ bad bad atak dɛn pan Inglish ship dɛn! Gri?
  Lippisch fumbled wit in an, di helpful waitress dɛn tɔn am sɔm jus... Afta i drink smɔl, di disayna bin rimark se:
  - Yes, dis na rich aidia, pan ɔl we sɔm tɛknikal prɔblɛm dɛn go de. Fɔ ɛgzampul, sastaynabiliti...
  Adɔlf we bin gɛt di posɛs bin nɔd insay wan fayn we:
  - A go skech wan rough diagram fɔ yu, i bɛtɛ fɔ du am, ɛn yu go polish di smɔl smɔl tɛknikal ditel dɛn yusɛf. Di bɔdi fɔ lɔng, i fɔ mɛmba wan aylayn fiuzɛl, we de flɔ insay wan dɔlfin kɔkpit nos, kɔnvɛks winda ɛn tɔbojet injin.... Pan ɔl we i pɔsibul se piston injin dɛn go wok bak na di fɔs mɔdel dɛn. Ɛn we dɛn pul dis big big animal insay wata we opin, di injin dɛn go ala lawd wan ɛn di smɔl bɔdi we de it animal dɛn go bɔn lɛk wɛl, ɛn trowe klawd we gɛt sprɛy. Mind yu, dis big big animal ebul fɔ rɔsh lɛk fɛtman we de sɔm mita frɔm di wata.
  Lippisch bin wispa fɔ rili kɔle am:
  - Yu gɛt rich imajineshɔn, Fuhrer!
  Dashing Adolf bin gɛt mɔ inspɛkshɔn:
  - Na tru se i go bi mirekul wɛpɔn. Afta ɔl, ekranoplans nɔ de fred ɛni big big briz. Dɛn nɔ de fred ays - dɛn de flay oba am. Dɛn nɔ de pan denja bikɔs ɔf di riva dɛn we gɛt swamp ɛn di rɔk dɛn we de nia di si, we ɔdinari ship dɛn kin brok pan, ɛn di shalo dɛn kin jɔs tan lɛk pikin dɛn pɔnd. Dɛn ebul fɔ land sojaman dɛn ɔlsay: frɔm di Afrikan kɔst na Skeletons wit in dɛbul rif dɛm, to ɔl tu di kɔst dɛm na Amɛrika, di Aktik land dɛm na Kanada ɛn Alaska. Bɔku ɔndrɛd pan dɛn mashin dɛn ya go de, ɛn Briten go fɔdɔm insay tu mɔnt.
  Lippisch bin shem fɔ tɔk se:
  - Ɛn di mayn dɛn?
  Di Fuhrer bin laf:
  - Na dat na di mayn dɛn! Dɛn nɔ de trɛtin ɔnda di wata ɔ na di say we shalo! As well as torpedos frɔm sabmarin dɛn. Ɛn insɛf na fayn wɛpɔn fɔ fɛt di sabmarin dɛn we dɔn go bifo pas ɔl, ɛn i kin bit dɛn wit dip chaj. Apat frɔm dat, ekranoplan dɛn kin faya mishɔl ɛn mayn pan ɛnimi ship dɛn. Yɛs, fɔ tru, a go mek una no di we aw dɛn mek bɔm dɛn we dɛn kin gayd. Ɛn fɔ tru, landin... Wan fayn we fɔ deliv landin fɔs, nɔto jɔs wit infantri, bɔt wit tank dɛn bak! Dɔn di wan ol we aw di wɔ tan go chenj wan tɛm! Yu andastan Lippisch, wich biznis di Fuhrer trost yu wit?
  Di disayna aks mɔ biznɛs wit:
  - Wetin bɔt di awɔd dɛn?
  Siriɔs Adɔlf bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Na tru, di wan dɛn we gɛt fri-an pas ɔl, wan ayɛn krɔs wit dayamɔn, land, kɔloni, sɔbjɛkt! If wi win ɔl Afrika, land go de fɔ ɔlman!
  Lippisch bin tɔk se:
  - If dem giv moni and fund, di ekranoplan go redi, bot... A get projek tu fo tailless faiya.
  Di Tɛminatɔ Fuhrer bin rɔsh fɔ mek di pɔsin we mek di tin no se:
  - Na tailless jet bomber, a don sketch am out, oda pipul go tek kia of am. I rili izi fɔ fɛt ɛn i na pɔsin we de fɛt! Ekranoplanes impɔtant mɔ bikɔs na fundamentally nyu wɛpɔn... Apat frɔm dat, di Gotha kɔmni gɛt rili talɛnt disayna dɛn we go du dis. Insai dis taim, wok pan ekranoplanes. In jenerol, naw a get plenti urgent matta, a stil nid fo tok wit di tank jenerol dem... Di oda go giv yu...
  Lippisch bin lɛf di Fuhrer wit bɔku inspɛkshɔn. Adɔlf bin tink se sɔntɛm i go bɛtɛ fɔ tɔk fɔs wit nyuklia fiziks pipul dɛn bɔt fɔ mek atɔmik ɛn tumara bambay, haydrojɛn bɔm, bɔt i disayd nɔ fɔ du bɔku tin, ɛn lod insɛf ɛn ɔda pipul dɛn wan tɛm.
  Bɔku dizayna dɛn bin de, ɛn wan pan dɛn na di wan dɛn we pipul dɛn sabi pas ɔl: Porsche ɛn Aders. In jɔnal, if di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt kwalitatif supiriɔriti pas di Soviet dɛn pan avieshɔn ɛn di sabmarin flet (pan ɔl we nɔto ɔlman admit dis!), den di tank flet na di Panzervale bin notis se dɛn bin de biɛn. Speshali, di Soviet KV motoka dɛn, T-28, T-34, bin bɛtɛ pas di Jamani wan dɛn pan wɛpɔn ɛn wɛpɔn dɛn, ɛn di T-34 bak pan drayvin pefɔmɛns. Bɔt di gɔn dɛn we di Jamani tank dɛn gɛt nɔ strɔng fɔ di Inglish Matildas ɛn Kromwels, mɔ di wan dɛn we di wan dɛn we mek di Chɔchil ɛn Chalenj dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi mek. Nɔ fɔ tɔk bɔt di wik we di klos we di Jamani dizayn dɛn gɛt...
  Afta we di Fuhrer dɔn invayt di gɔst dɛn fɔ sidɔm, i bigin fɔ rid di moral:
  - I sɔri fɔ no se, Jamani naw nɔ gɛt anti-tank gɔn we dɛn kin abop pan... We dɛn gɛt 50-mm T-3 gɔn, dɛn kin jɔs strok di klos fɔ di Matilda ɔ KV... Bɔt di Matilda bin bigin fɔ wok wit Briten ivin bifo di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ bigin. Wi sɛf dɔn kech Matildas, we dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ go insay in frɔnt klos. Wɛl, di Soviet KV dɛn nɔ kin ivin ebul fɔ go insay di sayd ɔ di hul. Di maksimam we wi motoka kin du na fɔ brok di trak! Dat min se, una disayna dɛn dɔn put wi na say we di ɛnimi dɛn tank dɛn strɔng pas wi yon fa fawe pan tin dɛn we gɛt fɔ du wit wɛpɔn dɛn, ɛn di nyu Amɛrikan "Grants" ɛn di "Shermans" we rɛdi fɔ mas prodakshɔn, bɛtɛ pan gɔn. Nɔ fɔ tɔk bɔt Rɔshian motoka dɛn we gɛt 76mm kanɔn. Ɛn aw yu de du di wok fɔ mek nyu tank dɛn, mɔ wit 88 mm gɔn.
  Porsche bin ansa wit kɔnfyushɔn:
  - Na tru se wi de du di sem kayn divɛlɔpmɛnt, big Fuhrer. Na May 26, di Armament Directorate bin gi wi wan ɔda fɔ wan 45-tan ViK -4501 tank. I fɔ tan lɛk dis, wit 88 mm anti-ayrakt gɔn we dɛn chenj to tank tɔrɛt. Wi dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt fɔs drɔin dɛn. Yu kin familiarize yusɛf wit dɛn, big wan.
  Di Fuhrer bin aks se:
  - Yu na Aders?
  Erwin bin nɔd in ed se:
  - Bak in di foti, di vk -3001 bin saksesfuli test. Wan nyu ebi ebi motoka, wit 75 mm kanɔn. Wi gɛt di sem kayn wɛpɔn na di anti-tank mɔdel, bɔt dɛn nɔ put am yet na mas prodakshɔn. Apat frɔm dat, dɛn bin du wok fɔ mek di T-6, we bin we 65 tan. Ɛn wan mɔdel we layt pas am we gɛt 36 tan. Wi de tray big Fuhrer.
  Adɔlf, we bin de imajin se i sabi ɔltin, i bigin fɔ chɛk di drɔin dɛn kwik kwik wan. Na ya na di fɔs skech dɛm fɔ di fɔmidabul "Tiger", Germany"s most famous tank of di Second World War. Dis motoka bin kam fɔ gɛt nem di tɛm we di Kursk Bulge bin de. Insay di tɛm we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin de, bɔku pipul dɛn bin de tɔk bad bɔt "Tayga dɛn," bɔt afta dat, di we aw pipul dɛn bin de tink bɔt dis motoka bin bigin fɔ tink bɔt dis motoka. Fɔ in tɛm, dis tank, fɔ tru, nɔ bin bad. Insay di fɔs big big fɛt wit wi KV dɛn, tri Tayga dɛn bin kɔmɔt tɛn Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn motoka dɛn, ɛn dɛnsɛf bin rɔnawe ɛn dɛn nɔ bin gɛt ɛnitin fɔ du wit dɛn. Di men bɛnifit we dis motoka bin gɛt na in pawaful 88-mm kanɔn, we fɔ lɔng tɛm nɔ bin gɛt pɔsin we fit fɔ fɛt am. Bɔt pan di Kursk Bulge, pan ɔl we di kwalitatif supiriɔriti pan teknɔlɔji, di Nazi dɛn bin stil win... Statistikin bɔt di kɔmbat yus fɔ dis motoka, ɛn bak di rishɔ fɔ lɔs, jɔs de tɔk bɔt am as wan pan di bɛst motoka dɛn fɔ di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ. Bɔt di tin dɛn we nɔ fayn, pɔsin kin si bak wit yay. Hevi wet we na 56 tan, wit klos we na 100 milimita nɔmɔ (na 80 sayd nɔmɔ!), ay ayt, we nɔ gɛt rɛshɔnal amɔ slop angul ɛn we nɔ de drayv fayn. In jɛnɛral, di IS-2 tank, we bin we tɛn tan less, bin bɛtɛ pas di tayga pan ɔl tu di klos ɛn wɛpɔn dɛn... Bɔt dis tank bin apia nɔmɔ insay Fɛbwari 1944. Di "Royal Tiger" bin de wej 68 tan, wit frontal armour of 180 milimita... Na tru se, dis kain tank no bin fit fo wo fo Afrika, fo di dezat, fo land, na jos mashin laik yes of kle wit fut dɛn we dɛn mek wit kle. Nɔ, fɔ tru, fɔ in tɛm, di "Royal Tiger" bin rili wok, i bin ebul fɔ pwɛl bɔku ɛnimi tank dɛn insay wan fɛt, ɛn wan tɛm i bin knock out twɛnti fayv "Shermans" insay wan awa. I bin tan lɛk se infɔmeshɔn bin de bɔt twɛnti tri T-34 tank dɛn we di Tayga bin pwɛl insay wan fɛt. Bɔt pan ɔl we i bi, dis tank na jɔs di we aw dɛn de yuz pawa ɛn wet we nɔ mek sɛns. Bɔt, fɔ ɛgzampul, di Soviet T-54 tank... Wan kayn ɛmbodimɛnt fɔ di saksesful rɛshɔnal yus fɔ aktualli prɛviɔs teknɔlɔji dɛn fɔ di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ.
  Di Fuhrer bin tɔk klia wan se:
  - Nɔ, jentlman dɛn! Dis projɛkt nɔ fayn! Mek motoka we we fifti siks tan wit onli 100 milimita armour... Usai wi vaunted German efficiency and rationality de?
  Aders bin shem fɔ tɔk se:
  - Di French S-2, wit wet we na 70 tan, bin gɛt armor we na 45 milimita...
  Di Fuhrer-Terminator bin intarop wit wamat se:
  - Dis na tank frɔm di tɛm fɔ di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ. Bɔt di Rɔshian KV-2 bin gɛt 152 milimita awitza ɛn i bin we 52 tan. Bɔt dis na 152 milimita, nɔto 88.
  So, a gi yu di wok fɔ 88-mm kanɔn we gɛt 71 kaliba, fɔ tank we nɔ pas fɔti tan ɛn frɔntal klos we at le 180 milimita, sayd ɛn hul we na 150 milimita, injin we gɛt siks ɔndrɛd , we gɛt sɛvin ɔndrɛd ɔs pawa. Ɛn dɛn fɔ put dis tank insay mas prodakshɔn di las tɛm, insay siks mɔnt.
  Di Jaman disayna dɛn tɔn pale ɛn dɛn an dɛn shek. Alɛgzanda bin de luk dɛn wit provok. Fɔ tru, di wok bin rili at; armament ɛn armor we dɛn kin yuz fɔ di "Royal Tiger" model 1944, bɔt yu nid fɔ kip di wet dɔŋ bay 28 tan! Bɔt Adɔlf bin tek dis as rial tin, ɛn i bin ivin gi Pɔshi wan padi slap na in sholda:
  - Nɔ vɛks, mi sɛf go drɔ yu wan optimal skim we yu kin gɛt bay wit dis kayn rili smɔl wet. Mi nɔto tyrant, bɔt a na rationalist. Yu jɔs gɛt fɔ bil bak bɔku tin. Speshali, fɔ put di transmishɔn ɛn di injin togɛda.
  Aders bin tɔk wit sɔri at se:
  - Dis go mek sɔm prɔblɛm dɛn de fɔ wi. Na mɔtalman, dis kayn arenjmɛnt go gɛt dɛn bad tin ya....
  Tof Adolf bin intarop se:
  - Na tru se sɔm prɔblɛm dɛn go de, bɔt insay prinsipul dɛn kin izi fɔ pul dɛn. Mɔ we i kam pan tɛknikal tin dɛn. Bɔt yu kin posishun di injin bɔku mɔ kɔmpakt, muv di suspension ɛn... Di ayt fɔ di tank nid fɔ put am dɔŋ to tu mita, ɛn di kru fɔ put am ledɔm, dɔn ɔltin go bi bɔku mɔ rɛshɔnal.
  Di Fuhrer bigin fɔ mek wan skech, we na wan kayn drɔin, we na di kayn Soviet tank we pipul dɛn lɛk pas ɔl insay di tɛm afta di wɔ, we na di T-54. Dis motoka bin so saksesful dat dɛn bin lans am insay 1947 ɛn dɛn bin yuz am di tɛm we dɛn bin de fɛt na Afganistan wit di Taliban;Irak sojaman dɛn bin fɛt wit di US Ami insay dɛn di tɛm we Dɛzat Stom ɛn Opareshɔn Shok ɛn Awe ɔ Irak Fridɔm." If wi kɔnt ɔl di tank dɛn we dɛn mek, i pas 70 tawzin pan dɛn tank dɛn ya. Ɛn se di motoka bin rili wok fayn. Wit wan wet we na 36 tan, frɔntal klos we na 200 milimita, ɛn wan kanɔn we gɛt 100 milimita kaliba. Dis kayn we bin ebul fɔ fɛt wit ɔl tu di Amɛrikan Paton ɛn Pɛshings insay di Korian Wɔ. So fɔ dis teknɔlɔjik lɛvɛl, di mɔdel rili fayn ɛn rial fɔ implimɛnt. Ɛn kwik izi fɔ mek - chip... As fɔ di Jamani 88-mm 71 El kanɔn, i bin inof fɔ go insay fɔ ɔl di tank dɛn we bin de insay di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ (wit di ɛksɛpshɔn fɔ di frɔntal armɔ fɔ di IS-3, we bin enta savis insay Me 1945!). Wetin wi go se bɔt di IS-3? Di tank fayn fayn wan pan tin dɛn we i de yuz fɔ fɛt, ɛn di tɔrɛt, we dɛn bin gi am payk shep. Na tru se di we aw dɛn bin de drayv nɔ bin fayn, ɛn i nɔ tu te, dɛn bin stɔp fɔ drayv. Dɔn, sɔm ɔda mɔdel dɛn bin de, di IS-4, ɛn so te dɛn setul pan di IS-10, we dɛn chenj in nem to T-10 afta Stalin day. Ɛn dis bin tɔn to di las Soviet ebi ebi tank. Khrushchev bin ban ɔl di divɛlɔpmɛnt fɔ mek ebi ebi motoka dɛn, ɛn di wan dɛn we tek in ples nɔ bin rivays dis!
  In jenɛral, di Jamani pipul dɛn nid tank we ebi pas fɔti tan, if ivin pan midul tank dɛn kin instɔl kanɔn we go ebul fɔ go insay 193 milimita wɛpɔn na distans we na 1000 mita?
  Di Amɛrikan dɛn bin lɛf ebi ebi tank dɛn kwik kwik wan, ɛn di wet we di Pɛshing bin gɛt nɔ bin pas 42 tan, ɛn di Sherman dɛn bin jɔs gɛt 32. Bɔt afta we i kam fɔ no se wɔ wit di USSR bin de kam, wan big big animal bin apia wit wan 120-mm kaliba gɔn ɛn wan initial projɛktayl spid we na lɛk 1000 mita pan sɛkɔn. Bɔt i nɔ tu te, di pipul dɛn na Amɛrika nɔ bin gladi fɔ dis tank. Bifo di IS-10 apia, di tank we pipul dɛn lɛk pas ɔl afta di wɔ na di IS-4, wit frɔntal klos we gɛt 250 milimita ɛn sayd klos we gɛt 170... Na motoka we pɔsin kin abop pan, pan ɔl we i we pas 60 tan. Ɛni we, yu nid fɔ kɔmishɔn fɔ mek wan ebi ebi tank fɔ Jamani, bɔt nɔ pas 50 tan. Fɔ ɛgzampul, di IS-10 jɔs we 50 tan wit frɔntal armɔ we gɛt 290 milimita ɛn gɔn we gɛt 125 milimita... Bay di we, us kaliba na di wan we dɔn wok pas ɔl? Insay di wɔ, di Sherman ɛn Churchill mɔdel dɛn we pipul dɛn bin lɛk pas ɔl bin gɛt 100 ɛn 152 milimita (frɔntal). Wɛl, di "Royal Tigers" bin bia wit am fayn fayn wan... Bɔt di "Panther" bigin fɔ lɛf smɔl biɛn di 75-mm kaliba, ivin if di ay initial velositi we di projɛktayl bin gɛt nɔ bin du fɔ am. So, "Panthers" we gɛt 88 milimita gɔn dɛn bin apia, pan ɔl we na we di wɔ dɔn nɔmɔ, ɛn na smɔl pan dɛn nɔmɔ bin de. Bɔt di tru tin we se di Wehrmacht nɔ bin gɛt ɛni plan fɔ riarm tank ɛn anti-tank gɔn dɛn wit big kaliba, de sho se dis stet ɔf afɛj bin fit ɔlman. Fɔ tru, wan Jagdtiger sɛlf-prɔpul gɔn bin de wit 128-mm kanɔn ɛn 250-mm frɔntal klos, bɔt na 71 pan dɛn nɔmɔ dɛn bin mek ɛn insay dis kayn smɔl kwantiti dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ inflɔws di kɔs fɔ di wɔ. Bay di we, wetin intrestin na dat, bay di tɛm we di Jagdtigers sɔrɛnda, 43 ɔda wan dɛn bin stil de na savis, we sho se dis kayn mashin de rili liv.
  Bay di we, Stalin bin ɔda fɔ mek di IS-2 gɛt 122 mm kanɔn wantɛm wantɛm, pan ɔl we in pawa fɔ go insay bin pasmak fɔ di Jaman tank dɛn (eksept di "Royal Tiger", bɔt na 458 tank dɛn nɔmɔ dɛn mek lɛk dis). Bɔku pipul dɛn advays di dikteta fɔ limit insɛf to 100-mm barɛl. Ɛn fɔ tru, di T-100 gɔn we kin mek insɛf sɛf bin tɔn to di bɛst we i kam pan di wan ol kɔmbat kwaliti dɛn we i gɛt. Afta ɔl, di mɔ di kaliba big, na di mɔ di sapɔt fɔ di shel dɛn smɔl, na di mɔ di faya rit, di fɔs velositi fɔ di projɛktayl, di rɛnj ɛn akkuracy fɔ faya... Bɔt di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt di tank we big pas ɔl, di T- 4, ɛn di gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf we dɛn mek wit am, bin we 22-24 tan nɔmɔ. Bɔt di Panzer gɔn we bin de yuz insɛf bin rili wok fayn: di Panther"s armament ɛn frontal armour bin klos to di sem wit in yon, wit so smɔl wet ɛn ayt. I go nid fɔ ɔda fɔ mek dɛn lanch mɔ simpul ɛn smɔl "Panzers" dɛn fɔ mek dɛn mek am.
  Ɛn wetin wi go se bɔt di kaliba we di gɔn gɛt? Fɔ anti-tank gɔn, wan kaliba we gɛt 128 milimita tu big, i bɛtɛ fɔ yuz am as asɔlt wɛpɔn, ɛn pik wan we gɛt intamɛdiet we gɛt 105 milimita.
  Adɔlf bin sho di Jaman disayna dɛn di dayagram:
  - Dis na wi nyu sikrit wɛpɔn! Di tank fɔ gɛt tɛst insay di mɔnt dɛn we de kam. Di we aw dɛn go yuz am fɔ fɛt na insay 1943. Insai di meantime, yu get projek tu fo kriet wan hevi tank wit 105 mm gon. As well as layt sɛlf-propɛl gɔn dɛn. So get tu wok jentlmen.
  Aders bin shem fɔ se:
  - Di dizayn we yu prɔpos luk atraktiv, bɔt di prɔblɛm na dat dis tank nɔ de insay di spirit fɔ wi tradishɔn... Ɛn di kru nɔ go kɔmfyut...
  Bifo Adɔlf ansa am, i drink sɔm jus ɛn tɛl am se:
  - Sɔntɛm wi kin it lanch, kɔmrɛd dɛm. In jenɛral, dɛn kin prodyuz dis tank bɔku bɔku wan, ɛn a nɔ tink se di Amɛrikan ɛn British go prodyuz sɔntin we bɛtɛ bifo di wɔ dɔn. Ɛn tide yu kin it smɔl mit...
  Di gyal pikin dɛn sɛt di tebul kwik kwik wan. Alɛgzanda, we bin no se di Fuhrer in bɛlɛ, we dɛn bin dɔn wef wit mit, kin sik, i bin pik fɔ de tru to insɛf, ɛn i bin jɔs it smɔl stɔjɔn, we i mɛmba Sobakevich frɔm dɛn "Dɛd Sɔl". Hmm, so fa i tan lɛk se i de du ɔltin rayt. Put di ikɔmi pan wɔ fut, deklare tɔtal wɔ, pas lɔ dɛn we dɛn fɔ dɔn adopt bak insay 1939... Di slo we Hitler slo wit sojamanizashɔn bin mek dɛn nɔ gɛt wɛpɔn, ɛn prɛsishɔn insay kwantiti tɛm... Pantap dat, di fambul MP- 44 assault rifle... Eksɛlɛnt insay in kɔmbat kwaliti dɛn wan tin we insay sɔm we dɛn ivin bɛtɛ pas di fɔs Kalashnikov mɔdel dɛn. I jɔs ebi smɔl... Sɔntɛm wi kin rili yuz di AKM asɔlt rayf as besis? Eh, i go fayn fɔ mek wan wɛpɔn we de kɔba di akkuracy fɔ di Amɛrikan M-16 wit di rit fɔ faya ɛn di rilaybiliti fɔ di AKM. Jɛnɛral wan, di prɔgrɛs nɔ de divɛlɔp di sem we. Fɔ ɛgzampul, di injin dɛn we de insay tank dɛn nɔ bin de ad bɔku pawa, bɔt di kɔmpyuta nɔ bin ebul fɔ go de atɔl. Bɔt i gɛt no bɔt tumara bambay, bɔt wetin i go gi pan, fɔ ɛgzampul, wan ɔyl we go tek in ples. Te naw, ivin na Amɛrika dɛn nɔ lan aw fɔ mek petrol fayn fayn wan frɔm kol! Pan ɔl we di ɔyl prayz de go ɔp. Wɛl, wetin ɔda tin i go ebul fɔ gi. Dynamic protection, turbogenerator engines... Ɛn dis go apin, bɔt leta smɔl, so dat yu nɔ go rɔsh fɔ layt trump kad. Insay sɛvinti ia, prɔgrɛs dɔn go fa fawe, bɔt te dɛn win ol ej, sik bak, ɛn mɔtalman nɔto Gɔd! Pantap dat, pan sɔm we dɛn, ivin rigrɛshɔn de... Fɔ ɛgzampul, rilijɔn de bɔku, mɔ na Rɔshia ɛn di spɛs we bin de afta di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn, ɛn bak na Islamik kɔntri dɛn. Bɔt di bigman dɛn we bin de tink insay di tɛm we dɛn bin de kɔl Renesans ɛn di tɛm we wi de naw, bin tɔk se rilijɔn go day smɔl smɔl!
  Bɔt i strenj fɔ no se, rilijɔn ekstremism de gro... Ɛn prist dɛn de put an pan stet pɔlitiks mɔ ɛn mɔ. Ɛn insay dis sityueshɔn, di polisi we di ɔtoriti dɛn gɛt nɔ pɔsibul fɔ ɔndastand, dɛn rili biliv siriɔs wan se di trut de insay Ɔtodɔks ɔ Islam? Ɔl dɛn pipul ya we lan buk ɛn we gɛt sɛns? If nɔto so, wetin na di pɔynt fɔ lɛf di sɛkyula mɔdel fɔ bi stet? Fɔ di sake fɔ efyushɔn fɔ manej di masɛj? Bɔt na jɔs Ɔtodɔksi we dɔn pruv se i nɔ ebul fɔ wok as stet rilijɔn... Di tru tin na dat, bikɔs i gɛt fɔmal bies fɔ Kristianiti ɛn, fɔs, di Nyu Tɛstamɛnt, Ɔtodɔksi gɛt as in besis wan pacifist tichin: nɔ de agens bad ɛn lɛk yu ɛnimi! Bɔt di sem tɛm, di rial polisi we di ɛmpaya gɛt na agresiv ɛn i nid fɔ fɛt fɛt ɛn win. Dis na wetin de mek di kɔntradikshɔn bitwin fɔm ɛn ɛsin. Ivin if bɔku pipul dɛn nɔ kin ɔndastand dis, dɛn kin fil am we dɛn nɔ no!
  Bikɔs ɔf dis, di Ɔtodɔks tichin nɔ de wok, i nɔ gɛt sɛns, i de tray fɔ bi impyɔrial ɛn Kristian di sem tɛm. Ɛn Kristian min Ju ɛn pɔsin we lɛk fɔ gɛt pis! Afta ɔl, na Ju pipul dɛn rayt di Baybul klos to ɔl, ɛn sɔntɛm ivin ɔl, bikɔs di Apɔsul Pɔl se di bɛnifit we di Ju pipul dɛn gɛt bɔku bikɔs dɛn dɔn trɔs Gɔd in wɔd! Dis min se Rɔshian nɔ fɔ biliv di Baybul! Dis min se dɛn nid ɔda fet, bɔt nɔto bay di Ju Skripchɔ dɛn igen... Uswan? Na pipul dɛn we gɛt ɛkspiriɛns ɛn sayɛnsman dɛn we sabi bɔt pɔsin in maynd fɔ mek am ɔnda di FSB in gayd! Dɔn bɔku tin dɛn we nɔ gri wit dɛnsɛf go sɔlv fayn fayn wan...
  Wi fɔ se pikin we de rid di Gɔspɛl nɔ go ɛva bi strɔng, maynd, kruk wɔriɔ we lɛk Rɔshia! Ɛn us kɔntri gɛt nem na di Baybul? Izrɛl!
  Na tru se, Adɔlf insɛf gɛt posɛs, dis pleya, we dɔn fɛn insɛf na Hitler in ples, nɔ go tayt di sɔfa we dɛn de mek di Ju pipul dɛn at at ɔl. Bifo dat, Ju pipul dɛn we gɛt yus go ɛnjɔy bɛnifit ɛn wok fɔ di Tɔd Rayk. No nɔsɛns nɔ go de lɛk fɔ shot Ju sayɛnsman dɛn ɔ atis dɛn! Bɔt i nɔ tu te fɔ pul di lɔ dɛn we de agens di Ju pipul dɛn. Fɔs, pipul dɛn nɔ kin ɔndastand, ɛn sɛkɔn, dis na say we pɔsin kin gɛt jɛntri ɛn i kin rili strɔng! Bɔt fɔ tru, i pɔsibul fɔ mek di polisi dɛn we de agens di Ju pipul dɛn sof fɔ chenj fɔ sɔpɔt di Ju pipul dɛn.
  Wetin fɔ du wit di Pop? Rilayshɔn wit di Vatikan nɔ fayn, bɔt opin wɔ go jɔs briŋ bad tin na dis stej. Dis min se yu nid fɔ fɛn di sɔpɔt frɔm di Vatikan, bɔt di sem tɛm insist pan yu intres... I fayn fɔ put yu pɔpet na Pita in tron ɛn smɔl smɔl rifɔm di rilijɔn...
  Porsche bin ambɔg Adɔlf in tinkin:
  - Wi gladi bad bad wan wit yu dina, Fuhrer!
  Adɔlf we bin gɛt di dɛbul dɛn bin smayl fayn fayn wan:
  - Wel, fo naw a go mit wit Himmler, en den mek Heinseberg kam. Ɛn luk, man dɛm: dɛn dɔn gi una rili strikt dedlayn!
  Di Fuhrer in ami bin de muf ɔlsay na Afrika. Ɛn i bin ol di difens agens di USSR.
  Insay di kol sizin, di Rɛd Ami bin bigin fɔ fɛt di Rzhev ledj, bɔt di Nazi dɛn bin de wet de ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ pul di blo. Na di sawt, di Jamani dɛnsɛf bin ol ɔp, ɛn dɛn bin ol di say dɛn we Oryol ɛn Kharkov de. Ɛn na nia Leningrad nɔmɔ, di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin ebul fɔ du Opareshɔn Iskra, bɔt di fɛt dɛn bin tek lɛk wan mɔnt so ɛn dɛn bin bay di win pan wan prayz we rili ay.
  Di Krauts sɔm kayn we bin sev di winta insay '42 - '43.
  Bɔt insay spring, dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi win bɔku pan Afrika. Ɛn di Fuhrer de tɛst di wata fɔ pis wit Briten.
  Churchill kol smɔl bɔt dis. Pan ɔl we Briten de sɔfa fɔ win afta dɛn dɔn win.
  I nɔ klia bak wit Japan - di Battle of Midway bin lɔs bay Amɛrika, ɛn we di samurai dɛn de bit di big Yankee flit pis bay pis. Ɛn Amɛrika nɔ go ebul fɔ bɛnifit frɔm di nɔmba we i gɛt pas ɔl na di si ɛn na di ays.
  Hitler want fɔ atak di USSR, bɔt ivin afta dɛn dɔn anɔys di jenɛral, tɔtal mobilayzeshɔn, i gɛt tu smɔl trɛnk fɔ dis. Bikɔs di Kraut dɛn skata ɔlsay na Afrika.
  Insay di sɔmma di Rɛd Ami sɛf rɛdi fɔ go bifo. Bɔt bikɔs di Nazi dɛn dɔn win Afrika, dɛn mek sojaman dɛn we dɛn bin de rul. Ɛn dɛn kin gɛt ɔda tin dɛn we dɛn nid.
  Dɛn kin yuz dɛn fɔ mek di Layɔn, Tayga, ɛn Panta tank dɛn. Bɔt di data we dɛn gi di monsta nɔ bin rili wok fayn. Tu dia, tu ebi. Na tru se fɔ difens di Panta na gud tank distroya, wit kanɔn we de faya kwik kwik wan.
  Bɔt di wan we nɔ bin win pas ɔl na "Lion", we ebi, dia, bɔt i nɔ bin rili wok. Di gɔn tu pawaful agens di Soviet tati-fo ɛn layt tank dɛn, ɛn di rit we di faya de faya rili smɔl pas di wan we di Panta ɛn Tayga gɛt. Ɛn di klos, bɔt, bɛtɛ pas di wan we di "Tayga" gɛt, ɛn bak na rɛshɔnal slɔp dɛn. "Lion" bin tɔn to big "Panther" we we naynti tan ɛn injin we gɛt et ɔndrɛd ɔspawɛl. Bɔt, sɔm fast pas in rial istri, di "Tiger"-2, twɛnti tu tan layt, bin kam insay prodakshɔn. Klos in lɛvɛl fɔ protɛkshɔn to di "Lion", bɔt mɔ mobayl, laytwɛt. Di gɔn, bɔt, na 88 mm kaliba - versus 105, bɔt i rili inof fɔ pwɛl ɔl di Soviet tank dɛn. Ɛn wetin impɔtant na di fasta rit fɔ faya - et shot versus fayv.
  So "Lion" na pikin fɔ wan Jamani, gloomy genius we nɔ tek rut.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin tek ɔl Afrika, ivin Madagaska, insay di sɔmma. Stalin bin wet fɔ lɔng tɛm.
  Sɔntɛm insɛf bin de kɔnt pan di Jamani dɛn fɔ mek dɛn bigin fɔ fɛt. Ɛspɛshali we yu si aw di Layɔn, Tayga, ɛn Panta tank dɛn kin kam. Bɔt di Kraut dɛn bin stil de sɔlv prɔblɛm dɛn na di dak kɔntinɛnt.
  Stalin bin mis di tɛm. Di atak we di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin de fɛt bin bigin na di say we Ɔrɛl ɛn Khakɔv bin de. Jɔs usay di Jamani dɛn bin rɛdi fayn fayn wan. Ɛn i nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ ajɔst taktik sɔprayz. Di fɔs fɛt dɛn sho se "Panther" de du fayn fayn wan fɔ difend. Nɔto bad ɛn "Ferdinands". Dem gud tu.
  Ɛn di Tayga na tank we de prodyuz. Ɛn i kin skor fayn fayn wan. Di Jamani dɛn de aktiv fɔ difend. Ɛn yu fɔ bia we di ɛnimi dɛn de bit yu. Insay tri mɔnt we di Rɛd Ami bin de fɛt wit traŋa tranga wan, na fayvtin kilomita nɔmɔ dɛn bin go bifo. Ɛn di tin dɛn we i bin lɔs bin rili impɔtant.
  Tu duzin Inglish plen dɛn bin de flay oba di gyal pikin dɛn we bin kam fɔ mek dɛn kam, sɔntɛm dɛn nɔ bin notis natin, ɛn dɛn bin dɔn bigin fɔ lɔs pas di ɔrayzin, we wantɛm wantɛm dɛn yɛri nyu sawnd dɛn we dɛn kin sɔprayz pan. Madeleine bin kɔmand se:
  - Ɔlman de ledɔm ɛn nɔ de muf!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin frɔz, dɛn bin de wet fɔ sɔntin. Ɛn afta dat, layt transpɔta ɛn trak dɛn bin apia frɔm biɛn di dune. If yu jɔj di we aw dɛn mek am, na Ingland ɛn Amɛrika dɛn mek am. Dɛn bin muf smɔl smɔl fɔ go na di kapital siti we nem Tunisia. Madeleine bin kɔnfyus smɔl. I bin biliv se di frɔnt layn stil de fa, we min se di British dɛn nɔ go gɛt tɛm yet fɔ apia. Ɔ fɔ se, dɛn nɔ fɔ apia. Ɛn na ya wan ol kɔlɔm de rɔsh. Pan ɔl we, sɔntɛm, i smɔl pas wan batalyɔn... Udat na dɛn, sɔm kɔmbat grup, we dɔn baypas di dɛzat dɛn na wan nɔt at ɔl kɔntinyu frɔnt, want fɔ rummage rawnd na di riya. I tan lɛk se i mek sɛns, pan ɔl we wit tɛknɔlɔji i izi fɔ si dɛn na di dɛzat. Ɛni we aw i bi, yu nid fɔ redio to yu padi dɛn, bɔt nɔ fɔ opin faya. Pantap dat, na wan ɔndrɛd nɔmɔ dɛn de, ɛn i pas tri ɔndrɛd British!
  Gɛda bin wispa to Shalɔt se:
  - Dis na di Inglish! Dis na di fɔs tɛm we a si dɛn so klos!
  Di padi we gɛt rɛd ia, we insɛf bin rili fred, bin ansa se:
  - Natin nɔ spɛshal! Ɛn pan dɛn, bɔku blak pipul dɛn de!
  Fɔ tru, at le af pan di Inglish pipul dɛn na bin blak pipul dɛn. Ɛn di kɔlɔn bin de muf sloslo, ɛn di blak pipul dɛn bin stil de ala... Dɛn bin de kam nia ɛn kam nia...
  Na ya wan pan di gyal pikin dɛn in nɛf nɔ bin ebul fɔ tinap, ɛn i bin faya wan sabmashin gɔn. Na da sem sɛkɔn de, di ɔda wɔri pipul dɛn bin faya, ɛn Madelin bin de ala let:
  - Faya!
  Dɛn bin kɔt bɔku bɔku Inglish pipul dɛn wan tɛm, wan pan di trak dɛn bɔn. Di ɔda British dɛn bin opin faya we dɛn nɔ bin de trit dɛn kɔmpin dɛn. Madeleine, we tek di tɛm, i ala se:
  - Trowe ɔfɛnsif grenade dɛn togɛda!
  Girls frɔm di elit SS batalyɔn "She-Wolf" de trowe grenade fa ɛn kɔrɛkt wan. Ɛn se dɛn dɔn tren dɛn frɔm we dɛn smɔl, ɛn dɛn dɔn du spɛshal tɛknik dɛn bak. Dis na we yu de tren wit ilɛktrik shɔk, yu de slo smɔl wit di trowe ɛn yu de shɔk. Gɛda ɛn Shalɔt sɛf bin trowe dɛn gift dɛn. Ɛn di British dɛn de ed oba il ɛn ɔpsayd dɔŋ... I so fani. Dɛn kin shot randomly, ɛn di blak pipul dɛn stil de ala wit langwej we pɔsin nɔ ebul fɔ ɔndastand. Dat na definitli scumbags...
  Ɛn Gɛda de shot ɛn trowe, ɛn i de siŋ bak:
  - Na nɛtmɛr de na di studɛnt dɛn na di SS! Wan jomp - wan hit! Wi na she-wolf - wi we fɔ du tin simpul! Wi nɔ lɛk fɔ pul di pusi in tel!
  Charlotte sɛf de grɔmbul fɔ ansa am. Di bulɛt dɛn we i de faya de brok di skel to smɔl smɔl. Ɛn afta dat, dɛn kin gog dɛn yay. Na wan blak man we de fred de chuk in blant patna na di sayd wit bayonet. I go spit blɔd fɔ ansa am. Charlotte de siŋ wit:
  - Enjɛl dɛn na di stari dak ɛl! I tan lɛk se ɔltin we de na di wan ol wɔl go pwɛl! Yu nid fɔ flay na di skay lɛk falkɔn we de rɔn fast! Fɔ protɛkt sol dɛn frɔm pwɛl pwɛl!
  Di British akt nɔ ɔganayz, bɔku pan dɛn na kɔlonial sojaman dɛn: blak ɛn Indian, Arab. Dɛn kin fɔdɔm, friz, ɔ difrɛn frɔm dat, dɛn kin jomp shap shap ɛn bigin fɔ rɔn rawnd lɛk krayzi hare. Bɔt, di gyal pikin dɛn kin shot kɔrɛkt wan, ɛn pan ɔl we di grenade dɛn nɔ de flay fa, di smɔl smɔl pat dɛn tik! Na smɔl ɛnimi dɛn nɔmɔ lɛf. Madeleine de ala insay Inglish, in vɔys so deafingly loud dat yu nɔ ivin nid megafon:
  - Sɔrɛnda ɛn wi go spay una layf! Insay kapchɔ yu go gɛt gud it, wayn ɛn mami ɛn dadi biznɛs!
  I wok wantɛm wantɛm ɛn wans dɛn giv ɔp... An dɛn ɔp ɛn...
  Dɛn gɛda fifti prizina dɛn, ɛn af pan dɛn bin wund. Madeleine bin kɔmand se:
  - Finish ɔf di wan dɛn we wund!
  Di "shɛ-wɔlf dɛn" bin de faya bulɛt dɛn we nɔ bin gɛt sɛrimɔni na di tɛmpul fɔ di wan dɛn we nɔ bin ebul fɔ tinap pan dɛn fut, ɛn dɛn bin de lod di ɔda wan dɛn insay motoka dɛn ɛn drayv dɛn go na di say we dɛn de nia dɛn.
  Afta di hot sand na di dɛzat, Gɛda in fut we nɔ gɛt natin kin rili gladi fɔ fil di saf saf rɔba. She ivin moans blissfully... Amɛrikan trak dɛn kin rili kɔmfyut ɛn dɛn nɔ kin shek we dɛn de travul. Bikɔs dɛn dɔn win, di gyal pikin dɛn kin gladi. Charlotte bin aks Gɛda se:
  - Aw many yu kil?
  Di titi shrug in sholda dɛn bikɔs i bin kɔnfyus:
  - Yu nɔ no? Nɔto mi nɔmɔ bin shot... Bɔt a tink se bɔku pipul dɛn bin de!
  Charlotte bin kɔlkul se:
  - Wi na wan ɔndrɛd, i kil lɛk tri ɔndrɛd, we min tri pan wan brɔda, dat na fɔ wan sista! Wan impɔtant stat fɔ di wɔ!
  Gɛda bin wev in an ɛn nɔ bisin bɔt am:
  - Dis nɔ impɔtant to mi! Di men tin na dat, nɔto wan padi nɔ day. Pan ɔl we dis na, fɔ tru, statystik, tri ɔndrɛd ɛnimi dɛn bin pwɛl, ɛn na wi say na tu wulf wɔriɔ dɛn nɔmɔ bin wund smɔl. A ivin sɔprayz aw wi nɔ dɔn win Afrika kɔmplit wan yet, wit dɛn kayn wɔriɔ dɛn de.
  Wantɛm wantɛm, Charlotte bin pwɛl di we aw pipul dɛn bin de fil:
  - Wɛl, wi lɔs to dɛn ɔnaful wɔriɔ ya insay di ettin!
  Gɛda shek in fayn ed wit wamat, lɛk se i kɔba wit Nyu Ia sno:
  - Dis na bikɔs ɔf betrayal! Bɔt fɔ tru, wi bin de nia fɔ win pas ɛni ɔda tɛm ɛn dis bin klia to ɔlman we nɔto blaynd! Ala, dɛn bin ambɔg wi!
  Charlotte bin gri, i bin de skrach biɛn in lɛft yes wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin wit sɛns:
  - Yes, betrayal, sabotaj, mediocrity of di militri... Bɔt wi stil brok di Rɔshian dɛn, ɛn fos dɛn fɔ sɔrɛnda insay 1918! Oh, i go fayn fɔ tek wan waka tru di expans dɛn na Rɔshia, i kul de, bɔt na ya i hot!
  Gɛda bin de gigl wit gladi at:
  - Bɔt na Rɔshia so bad bad frɔst de... Bɔt we a rɔn barefut tru di sno na di mawnten, a no wetin na torchɔ.
  Charlotte bin pul in tit dɛn:
  - Lil Gɛda de rɔn barefut tru di sno we de bɔn... Dis na simbolik, lɛk se na fayn fayn stori... Fɛri stori bɔt wan klin, stil pikin ɛn nɔ selfish atɔl...
  Gɛda bin wink in padi wit gladi at:
  - I tan lɛk se wi fɔ go na di Fuhrer?
  Charlotte bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Lɛk! Wi jɔs de drayv, nɔto fɔ rɔn barefut krɔs di wam wam san san na di dɛzat. Ɛn ivin afta di win.
  Di blak man we dɛn tay bin de grɔmbul insay Jaman se:
  - Terrible enjɛl, a rɛdi fɔ sav yu! Yu na gɔd uman, mi na yu slev!
  Charlotte bin strok di blak kapchɔ in brawn kɔl ia wit in fut we bin rɔf smɔl:
  - Una blak pipul dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi bi slev bay nature! Dis, na tru, na wan say, i gud, pɔsin fɔ wok tranga wan frɔm do to dak, du smɔl wok... Bɔt slev bay in nature, bay in wikɛd nature, na treytɔ ɛn dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ abop pan am wit wɛpɔn . Wi Jamani pipul dɛn, na di neshɔn we gɛt kɔlchɔ ɛn ɔganayz pas ɔlman na di Wɔl. Wan big neshɔn we gɛt fɛtman dɛn, ɛn nɔto fɔ natin we di Jaman sojaman dɛn we dɛn bin de pe fɔ, bin de wok na ɔl di Yuropian ami dɛn ɛn ivin na Rɔshia, ɛn bɔku tɛm dɛn bin de wok na di kɔmand pozishɔn dɛn!
  Gɛda bin tɔk wit wamat se:
  - Yes, yu go sav wi as slev. Wi gɛt spɛshal menageries fɔ blak pipul dɛn. Ɛn fɔ naw ɔl wetin yu fɔ du na...
  Charlotte bin tɔk se:
  - Mek i kis wi fut. Afta ɔl, i go fayn fɔ wi, ɛn Nayja shem insɛf.
  Gɛda shek in ed tranga wan:
  "A nɔ no aw yu de, bɔt i de disgust if di Aryan in klin skin tɔch di lip dɛn fɔ di Nayja we de smɛl." So...
  Charlotte nɔ bin gri wit dis:
  - Nɔto rili! Bifo dat, a bin fɔ dɔn lɛk am. Wel luk...
  Di fayn fayn uman we gɛt rɛd ia we gɛt faya, push in smɔl leg pan di blak man. I bigin fɔ kis di gɔd uman in lɔng lɔng finga dɛn we smɔl ɛn we dɛn kɔt kɔt wit zil. Ɛn di titi jɔs smayl fayn fayn wan fɔ ansa am, di blak man in tik tik lip dɛn de tikl in tan we tan lɛk tan. Di prizina in tong rɔn oba di titi in fut we gɛt ɛlastik ɛn we gɛt dɔti smɔl. I stil fayn we yu shem wan strong, klos tu mita man.
  Gɛda bin sɔprayz se:
  - I strenj, bɔt yu nɔ de fil disgust?
  Charlotte bin smayl se:
  - Nɔto rili! Wetin mek a fɔ vɛks?
  Gɛda bin disayd fɔ sɛt mɔt: wetin mek i fɔ put an pan in padi in biznɛs? Infakt, dɛn mɛn dɛn se Jamani uman nɔ fɔ jɔs bi wɔman, bɔt i fɔ bi uman we lɛk am, we ɔmbul ɛn mama we gɛt wɛlbɔdi. Bɔt insɛf nɔ tink bɔt gyal pikin dɛn yet, sɔntɛm bikɔs ɔf di ebi ebi bɔdi ɛksɛrshɔn, ɔ jɔs nɔ fɛn in mach yet. Bɔt, i tan lɛk se Charlotte sɛf dɔn taya wit am. I nak di blak man in nos wit in anklɛ, sote in nos bigin fɔ flɔ ɛn i tɛl Gɛda advays se:
  - Maybe wi kin sing?
  Gɛda bin nɔd in ed:
  - Na tru se, wi go siŋ! If nɔto dat, i kin bi sɔri!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bigin fɔ siŋ, ɛn dɛn padi dɛn jɔyn, so di siŋ bin de flɔ lɛk wata we de fɔdɔm:
  Mi ɛn mi dia wan de kɔmɔt na di tik, .
  Fɔ ayd sɔri-at we nɔ de na di wɔl!
  Ɛn di kol, bɔn, kol, .
  Di brok brok motive bin pier!
  
  Bare fut in di sno, .
  Di gyal pikin dɛn de go wayt!
  Wikɛd big big briz de ala lɛk wulf, .
  Disrɔb bɔku bɔku bɔd dɛn!
  
  Bɔt di titi nɔ no ɛni fred
  I na pawaful pɔsin we de fɛt!
  Di shirt bin jɔs kɔba di bɔdi, .
  Wi go mɔs win!
  
  Wi wɔriɔ na di wan we dɔn sizin pas ɔlman, .
  Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ bɛn am wit slɛj!
  Na ya di maple dɛn de muf saful wan, .
  Snowflakes de fɔdɔm na yu chɛst!
  
  Nɔto wi kɔstɔm fɔ fred, .
  Yu nɔ de fred fɔ shek bikɔs di kol de!
  Di pɔsin we de fɛt am fat wit kaw in nɛk, .
  I stika ɛn i disgust lɛk glu!
  
  Di pipul dɛn gɛt da kayn trɛnk de
  Wetin di oli rilijɔn bin ebul fɔ du!
  Fɔ wi ɔl tu fet ɛn nature, .
  Di rizulyt go bi wi win!
  
  Krays Inspɛkt di Fada Land, .
  Tɛl wi fɔ fɛt te di ɛnd!
  So dat di planɛt go bi Paradays, .
  Ɔl di at go gɛt maynd!
  
  I nɔ go te igen pipul dɛn go gladi
  Mek layf bi ebi krɔs sɔntɛnde!
  Bullets kin kil pipul dɛn bad bad wan
  Bɔt di wan we fɔdɔm dɔn ɔlrɛdi rayz!
  
  Sayns de gi wi layf we nɔ de day, .
  Ɛn di maynd fɔ di wan dɛn we dɔn fɔdɔm go kam bak to di wok!
  Bot if wi chicken out, biliv mi, .
  Di ɛnimi go skru di skɔ wantɛm wantɛm!
  
  So, at least pre to Gɔd, .
  Nɔ nid fɔ mek mistek, bi les!
  Jɔj Ɔlmayti rili strikt, .
  At least i kin ɛp sɔntɛnde!
  
  Di Mama Land na di wan we a lɛk pas ɔl, .
  Oli kɔntri we gɛt sɛns!
  Wi lida, ol di reins tayt, .
  Di Fatherland bɔn fɔ blo!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn we kɔmɔt na di ilit SS batalyɔn "She-Wolf" bin siŋ fayn fayn wan, ɛn di wɔd dɛn bin de mek pɔsin gɛt sol. In jɔnal, wan stereotype de se SS man min executioner! Bɔt dat nɔto tru. Na tru se spɛshal yunit dɛn bin de we de pɔnish pipul dɛn, bɔku tɛm na bin pat pan di sikyɔriti divishɔn dɛn we bin de du spɛshal opareshɔn dɛn, bɔt bɔku pan di SS divishɔn dɛn na bin jɔs di ilit gad dɛn na di Wehrmacht. Jɛnɛral wan, wi fɔ se rɛd, totalitarian prɔpaganda nɔto di sɔs we pɔsin kin abop pan pas ɔl fɔ gɛt infɔmeshɔn bɔt di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ. Afta ɔl, i klia se di kɔmyunis lida dɛn na Agitprop nɔ bin ebul fɔ ɛp bɔt dɛn nɔ bin de tek wan pɔsin bɛtɛ pas ɔda pɔsin ɛn dɛn bin de kɔba di tin dɛn we apin wit ɔl dɛn at. So, i rili at fɔ jɔj usay rial trut bin de bɔt di bad bad tin dɛn we di Nazi dɛn bin de du, ɛn usay fikshɔn bin de. Ɛni we aw i bi, dɛn kin fos di wan dɛn we rili de du risach bɔt istri fɔ gri se nɔto ɔl SS wɔriɔ na pɔsin we de kil ɛn na monsta. Apat frɔm dat, bifo dɛn atak di USSR; Bɔku tɛm, di Nazi dɛn bin de biev fayn na di say dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn tek dɛn, ɛn di tin dɛn we di Wɛst nɔ de sho se dɛn bin de du bad bad tin to bɔku pipul dɛn ɔ dɛn bin de tɔn dɛn bak pan dɛn.
  Ɛn naw di gyal pikin dɛn bin de ɛp di prizina dɛn fɔ kɔmɔt na di motoka dɛn; dɛn bin de pat di man dɛn we de shem dɛn brayt sholda dɛn wit padi biznɛs. Afta dat, dem invayt di gyal pikin dem fo refresh dem sef...
  Lanch bin smɔl, bɔt dɛn shot wan zibra na di dɛzat ɛn ɛni gyal pikin bin gɛt kebab we dɛn kuk insay Arabik stayl. In jɔnal, di Arab dɛn, at ɔl na do, bin gɛt padi biznɛs ɛn di wan dɛn we sabi Jaman bin ivin tray fɔ jok ɔ tek tɛm strok di gyal pikin dɛn leg.
  Gɛda push di stika Arab go ɛn se:
  - A nɔ de fɔ yu!
  Charlotte bin fala dis:
  - Get yusɛf wan harem!
  Gɛda bin smayl ɛn tɛl am se:
  - Bɔt tɛl mi, Charlotte, wetin yu go du if yu bi di Sultan in wɛf?
  Di padi we gɛt rɛd ia bin tɔk wit dawt se:
  - Dis na rili gladi gladi we pɔsin kin debat... Pan ɔl we i dipen pan us sultan in wɛf. If di big Ottoman Empire bin de insay in heyday, den... I go ivin fayn... A go rifɔm di Turkish ami, impruv wɛpɔn... Ɛn sɔntɛm fɔs a go tɔn mi yay to di ist.
  Gɛda bin gri se:
  - Rayt! Bɔt na shem fɔ Turkey se ivin insay in heyday i nɔ bin ebul fɔ win Iran. Dis bin rili rial, mɔ bikɔs di Pashian sojaman dɛn bin de biɛn. A de wɔnda, Gret Fuhrer, us disizhɔn i go mek: win Turkey, ɔ inklud am insay in kɔlishin, trowe di Ottoman dɛn bon, inklud sɔm pan di land dɛn we nɔ rili valyu na Iran?
  Charlotte bin shrug in sholda dɛn bikɔs i bin kɔnfyus.
  - Nɔ no! Infakt, dis biɛn tɛm, pipul dɛn dɔn de tɔk se wi go atak di USSR... Dɛn se Rɔshian jɛntri ɛn rich land dɛn na Yukren nɔ rili nid!
  Gɛda bin pik di mag fɔ ti wit di fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn wit sɛns, i es am ɔp to in chin, ɛn tɔn di brawn wata insay insɛf. Na da sem tɛm de, di titi bin ebul fɔ tɔk se:
  - Yukren gɛt rili rich, rich land dɛn. Ɔnda di Jaman lidaship we gɛt sɛns, ɛn wit wi ay fam kɔlchɔ, dɛn go prodyuz rɛkɛd avɛst. Ɛn afta dat, wi bred go shɔt pas wata. Ɛn dis go bi fɔ di bɛnifit fɔ di pipul dɛn na Yukren dɛnsɛf, bikɔs di Soviet gɔvmɛnt jɔs de tif dɛn, ɛn fos dɛn fɔ angri!
  Charlotte bin nɔd in ed.
  - Wi go tich dɛn Slav ya wi big Jamani kɔlchɔ! Lɛ wi mek dɛn gɛt sɛns!
  Na ya di tɔk bin ambɔg wit rud ala ala, di rɛst tɛm dɔn dɔn.
  Bɔt afta dɛn dɔn it, dɛn bin layn di gyal pikin dɛn bak ɛn fos dɛn fɔ mach na di dɛzat. Afta dɛn dɔn it i bin at fɔ rɔn ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn bin ivin de kray smɔl te, bɔt dɛn bɔdi wam. En so dem rosh go laik jerboas.
  Dis na virtual battle... Ɛn Afrika bi Jamani... Ɛn di Soviet-Jaman frɔnt...
  Insay di kol sizin, di Rɛd Ami bin bigin fɔ fɛt bak. Sɔm traŋa fɛt-fɛt dɛn de we de apin.
  Kristina, Magda, Magaret ɛn Shɛla de fɛt na di Panta. Di motoka, pan ɔl we i nɔ fayn, i gɛt gɔn we de faya fast, we de go fa, i de agil smɔl, ɛn i gɛt gud frɔntal klos.
  Jamani gyal pikin dɛn nɔ gɛt fut ɛn dɛn wɛr bikini, pan ɔl we di ples kol. Ɛn dɛn kin du wan fɛt we dɛn kin ebul fɔ muv.
  Na ya Kristina faya wan shot... Di shel hit di T-34-76 toret ɛn pierce am. Wan Soviet tank stɔp, dɛn shot am dɔŋ.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn de ala na di tap pat pan dɛn lɔng:
  - Wi yon tek am!
  Dɔn Magda shot. Di biuti wit golden ia tu hit.
  Yɛs, so dɛn bin kɔt di tɔrɛt fɔ di tati-fo pipul dɛn.
  Di taygres gyal dɛn kin tek turn fɔ shot. Ɛn i bin rili kɔrɛkt. So dɛn bin nak wan ɔda Soviet tank.
  Magaret bin hit di nɛks wan. Ɛn i bin hit di SU-76 sɛlf-propɛl gɔn. Dɛn bin de bang am wit sɛns. Ɛn i bin de siŋ se:
  - Wi hellish Germany strɔng, i de protɛkt di wɔl!
  Ɛn aw di tɔŋ go sho!
  Dɔn i nak Shell wit kanɔn. Hit di Soviet KV-1S tank. Di titi du gud wok tu.
  Yɛs, 4 wɔri pipul dɛn we wɛr bikini de fɛt ɛn dɛn nɔ de fred di kol. Afta uman dɛn bigin fɔ fɛt, tin bin go fayn mɔ fɔ di Tɔd Rayk.
  Na di payɔnia dɛn we nem Albina ɛn Alvina de na di skay. Dɛn tu biuti ya de insay bikini ɛn barefut. Dɛn kin fɛt pan Focke-Wulfs. Ɛn dis na motoka we rili siriɔs.
  Albina, we de faya frɔm ɛya kanɔn dɛn, se:
  - Aktiv kroket! Nɔ rigrɛt di wɔd dɛn!
  Ɛn i go rili shayn wit wan smayl we de shayn! Ɛn i go shot tu Soviet plen dɛn wan tɛm.
  Alvina bin kɔt as mɔ as tri bak wit ɛya kanɔn ɛn chirp:
  - Mi entry go bi deadly en matte!
  Afta dat di titi pul in tit ɛn sho in tit! I ɔl charm, ɛn ful wit fenomenal charm.
  Albina kɔt wan ɔda Yak-9 plen ɛn swɛt:
  - Wetin mek dɛn nid Soviet payɔt dɛn?
  Alvina shot LAGG-5 ɛn i tɔk wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - So dat wi Jamani pipul go ebul fɔ gɛda bil!
  Wonderful tu gyal pikin dɛn. Aw dɛn bigin fɔ gɛda awdhɔ fɔ dɛnsɛf. Yu rili nɔ go ebul fɔ agyu agens dɛn kayn fayn fayn tin dɛn de. Dɛn kin shot plen dɛn ɛn sho dɛn tit.
  Ɛn di men sikrit na dat, we di ples kol, gyal pikin dɛn nid fɔ de barefut ɛn wɛr bikini. Dɔn di bil dɛn go kam fɔ dɛnsɛf.
  Ɛn nɔ ɛva drɛs. Shek yu chɛst we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn dɛn go rɛspɛkt yu ɔltɛm!
  Albina bin kɔt wan ɔda Rɛd Ami plen ɛn siŋ se:
  - In big ayt ɛn stellar klin!
  Ɛn i wink, jomp ɔp ɛn twit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn ala:
  - Insay di si wef ɛn furious faya! Ɛn insay faya we gɛt wamat ɛn we vɛks bad bad wan!
  Ɛn bak di titi shot di plen dɔŋ wit wan ɛnajiful aprɔch.
  Ɛn afta dat, Alvina atak di ɛnimi. I de du am rawnd di kɔna, i de sho in tit ɛn swɛt:
  - A go bi wan supa wɔl champion!
  Ɛn bak di motoka we di titi bang fɔdɔm. Yes, di Red Army get am priti bad.
  Ɛn Albina de ala wit wayl gladi-at:
  - A naw na ɛgzikishɔn, nɔto payɔt!
  Shot ɔda Soviet plen dɔŋ ɛn his:
  - A bɛn oba di sayt ɛn di mishɔl dɛn de rɔsh to di target, wan mɔ we de bifo!
  Di wɔriɔ de du tin we rili agresiv.
  Na ya di tu gyal pikin dem de atak graun target. Albina panch di tati-fo ɛn swɛt:
  - Dis go bi di ɛnd!
  Alvina hit di SU-76 ɛn wispa:
  - Te dɛn pwɛl am kɔmplit wan!
  Ɛn i de shek in fut we nɔ gɛt natin!
  Insay di kol sizin, di Rɛd Ami nɔ bin ebul fɔ gɛt bɔku sakrifays. Na di Rzhev eria nɔmɔ dɛn bin ebul fɔ mek smɔl wed, bɔt bay we dɛn put rizɔv, di Jamani dɛn bin mek di tin apin bak. Di Krauts rili strɔng.
  Ɛn insay Me 1944, we dɛn bin dɔn ful-ɔp dɛn sojaman dɛn bak wit nyu tank dɛn, inklud di Panta-2 we bin dɔn go bifo ɛn we dɛn bin dɔn protɛkt mɔ, dɛn bin go fɛt na di eria we dɛn kɔl Kɔsk ɛn Rɔstɔv-ɔn-Dɔn.
  Ɔltin nɔ bin fɔ so bad if bɔku bɔku Arab ɛn blak pipul dɛn nɔ bin tek pat pan di ɔfensiv. Ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat, Türkiye insɛf bin go insay di wɔ. So di tin dɔn rili mek pipul dɛn fred.
  Ɛn di Rɛd Ami, we bin lɔs bɔku tin, bin tɔn bak bifo di sojaman dɛn we bin de oba di Wehrmacht.
  Bɔt di siks gyal pikin dɛn we gɛt maynd, we Alenka bin de bifo, bin fɛt bad bad wan wit di Kraut dɛn. Ɛn i klia se di fɔs dɛn nɔ bin ikwal.
  Alenka bin fɛt fɔ Kursk, we di Nazi dɛn bin atak. Di biutiful uman we nɔ gɛt op igen bin trowe wan grenade wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin de chip:
  - Glori to Rus' ɛn wi dia pati!
  Dɔn Natasha lans wan grenade wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i his:
  - Wi de tek kia ɔf di gyal barefut!
  Afta dat, Anyuta sɛn wan gift fɔ day bak wit di fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn i dray:
  - I go bi wan wɔndaful blo!
  Ɔgɔstin we gɛt rɛd ia tek ɛn sɛn gift fɔ dɔnawe wit in bɔdi we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i swɛt:
  - Point di reda insay di skay!
  Ɛn afta dat, Maria we gɛt gold ia bin kil di Nazi dɛn wit in leg dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn i bin de siŋ se:
  - Na Madagaska, na di dɛzat ɛn di Sahara! Bin evriwe, si di wold!
  Ɛn afta dat, Marusya trowe wan ol bɔnch we nɔ gɛt natin na in fut ɛn siŋ:
  - Na Finland, Gris, ɛn na Ɔstrelia, Swidan, dɛn go tɛl yu se nɔbɔdi nɔ de we fayn pas dɛn wan ya!
  Yɛs, di siks gyal pikin dɛn bin fɛt fayn fayn wan. Bɔt di Kraut dɛn stil tek Kursk...
  Nɔ, yu nɔ go ebul fɔ tinap agens dɛn kayn pawa dɛn de we pas ɔlman. Di fasist dɛn de mek trangayes.
  Ɛn wetin di pripia we di monsta dɛn de pripia min?
  Adɔlf Hitlɛr bin jɔs kray: i bin fil lɛk rial pawaful gɔvmɛnt, we ɔlman de obe ɛn shek shek. Yes, if yu want Stalin in sakses, den yu nid fɔ tan lɛk Stalin, we nɔ gɛt sɔri-at ɛn dimand fɔ ɔda pipul ɛn yusɛf (na so Josɛf Vissarionovich bin tink insay dis ɔda!). Naw di rustling na decent ɛn di motoka go bigin fɔ muf. In jɔnal, Jamani, we dɛn tek in kɔnt ɔf in sataylayt dɛn, gɛt big advantej pas di USSR pan di bɔku bɔku industri ikwipmɛnt dɛn, di kwalifay wokman dɛn ɛn di nɔmba fɔ di injinia dɛn na ɔl di lɛvul dɛn. Dis na tru, bɔt di we aw dɛn de mek wɛpɔn dɛn stil nɔ de di sem we! Jamani bin de biɛn di USSR ɔl di tɛm we di wɔ bin de, pan ɔl we dɛn bin dɔn pwɛl ɔl di tin dɛn we dɛn bin de du na Rɔshia. Ɛn frɔm wetin? Na tru se, bikɔs ɔf wan patikyula chaos we bin de rul na difrɛn dipatmɛnt dɛn ɛn, mɔ na di soja industri. Apat frɔm dat, we dɛn nɔ bin gɛt raw matirial, ɛn we dɛn nɔ bin de tink bɔt di ɛnimi in pɔtnɛshɛl, bin ple bad tin. Speshali, insay 1940, di prodakshɔn fɔ wɛpɔn dɛn na Jamani bin smɔl pas insay 1939 (if wi tink bɔt di tɔtal inklud amunishɔn), ɛn dis pan ɔl we di wɔ bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi bigin, ɛn di Tɔd Rayk bin tek kɔntrol pan big teritɔri dɛn wit big big teritɔri dɛn rizɔv dɛn fɔ prodakshɔn kapasiti. Wɛl, wetin wi go se bɔt di tin dɛn we Hitler ebul fɔ du fɔ mek ɔganayzeshɔn? Nɔto tumɔs, i bin de shayn na di sojaman biznɛs.
  Di Fuhrer bin deklare insay wan lɔng tɔk se:
  - Insay di mata fɔ supavayz avieshɔn, dɛn gi Sauer imejensi pawa. I go de wach gud gud wan di kwantiti fɔ di ikwipmɛnt dɛn we dɛn de mek, ɛn, i nɔ go smɔl pas dat, di kwaliti. Apat frɔm dat, bɔku pan yu padi dɛn we nem Goering, pan ɔl we dɛn bin de du gud ays trade, dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ du lidaship wok. Nɔto ɔl gud sojaman na ɔdasayz jenɛral bak, so instead ɔf di Ɛrik we dɛn hang, di tɛknikal spɛshal go bi pɔsin we kɔmɔt bitwin pɔshɔnal ɛntrɔprenɔ dɛn we ebul fɔ rifɔm ɛn ri-ɛkwip di avieshɔn fɔs dɛn. Afta ɔl, Briten nɔ de slip, i de inkrisayz ɔl tu di kwantiti ɛn kwaliti fɔ in ami, ɛn mɔ in avieshɔn. Wi nid fɔ de tu ed bifo di ɛnimi, wan duzin stɛp, ɔdasay wi go lɔs wi supɛriɔriti pas di ɛnimi kpatakpata. So, dɛn nid fɔ tek kwalitatif stɛp dɛn.
  Goering bin shem fɔ ansa se:
  - Mi padi dɛm, pruv pipul dɛm we dɔn pruv dɛn kɔmbat ɛfɛktiv ɛn pɔshɔnal.
  Di dikteta we bin gɛt di posɛs bin vɛks bad bad wan:
  - Ɔ sɔntɛm mi, na yu opinion, fɔgɛt udat lɔs di Batalya na Briten? Ɔ udat nɔ bin ebul fɔ du di 4 ia plan fɔ divɛlɔp di nashɔnal ikɔmi. Ɔ yu want bak fɔ mek dɛn bit yu wit stik, ɛn ivin na pɔblik. So lɔk yu mɔt ɛn sɛt mɔt bifo yu nel yusɛf pan tik!
  Goering bin ivin kray dɔŋ bikɔs i bin de fred. Alas, di Fuhrer no bi trifled wit. Dɔn dɛn yɛri di nɔys bak, ɛn wan ɔda ME-262 jet tek ɔf na di skay. Di motoka bin big ɛn i bin gɛt tu injin dɛn. Di wing dɛn swip smɔl, di fɛtman insɛf luk rili menasing. I spid kwaliti dɛm, fɔ 1941, jɔs decent, ɛn ivin bay di wɔl standad dɛn na rɛkɛd-brɛkin. Na tru se di mashin insɛf nɔ rili fayn yet ɛn i nid fɔ dibɔg. Bɔt di fasist dikteta dɔn ɔlrɛdi gi di kwaliti dɛn we nyu, mɔ advans fɛtman dɛn gɛt... Di ME-262 we pas siks tan, we min se sɔm ɔvalod de. Fɔ fɛt jet fɔ smɔl, nɔ dia ɛn i fɔ izi fɔ yuz. Insay dis, di ME-163 kin rili gud, bɔt in rɔket injin tu fos ɛn i jɔs de wok fɔ siks minit (ɔ rayt, i go stil wok!), we min se di rɛnj de jɔs insay wan rayus we na wan ɔndrɛd kilomita . As Blitz-stayl bɔm ɔ kɔva fɛt fɔ armada atak pan Ingland, i, fɔ tru, nɔ fayn.
  Bɔt di ME-262 kin kɛr wan tɔn bɔm, dat min se, i kin kɛr di Pe-2, we na wan Soviet frɔnt layn plen. Dat min se, na fayn sɔlv fɔ fɛt-fɛt swip ɛn fɔ sɔpɔt sojaman dɛn. Bɔt wetin mek yu nɔ mek wan fɛt plen we tan lɛk di stayl we di Kɔmɛt ME-163 gɛt, bɔt we nɔ gɛt rɔket injin, bɔt we gɛt tɔbojɛt injin? Dɛn bin tray fɔ mek di "Kɔmɛt" bɛtɛ ɛn i bin tan lɛk se dɛn de mek di tɛm we dɛn de flay go ɔp to 15 minit (dis na di say we dɛn kin flay te to 300 kilomita), we bɔku pipul dɛn kin gri wit fɔ di fɛt na Briten. Yu kin stil rich na Lɔndɔn frɔm Nɔmandi... Pan ɔl we nɔto ɔltin so klia, yu nid bak fɔ bɔm am ɛn kam bak bak, ɛn fayvtin minit nɔ bin so fast. Fɔ tumara bambay, dɛn bin no se rɔket ɛn jet fɛt plen dɛn na ples we nɔ go ebul fɔ flay. Bɔt di we aw dɛn mek di "Kɔmɛt" rili intrestin, wit in smɔl saiz ɛn layt, we min se i nɔ dia ɛn i kin muv.
  Apat frɔm dat, fɛtman dɛn de bak we rili prɔmis we we jɔs lɛk 800 kilogram, dɛn kayn glayda dɛn de we dɛn kin yuz fɔ fɛt wɔ na ɛj. Na tru se, bikɔs ɔf dɛn shɔt rɛnj, dɛn kin jɔs du flayt pan dɛn na difensiv fɛt, ɔ deliv to Lɔndɔn pan... Transpɔt, ɛn afta dat dɛn kin kech di payɔt dɛn bak. Yu go gɛt fɔ tink bɔt am ya. Insay rial istri, di glayda dɛn nɔ bin ɛva gɛt tɛm fɔ fɛt, ɛn fɔ sɔm rizin dɛn na Koria, di Soviet avieshɔn jenɛral dɛn nɔ bin gɛt maynd fɔ tray dis aidia. In jenɛral, i nɔ sɔri, bɔt insay di Korian Wɔ, di Amɛrikan payɔt na bin di fɔs pɔsin fɔ win. So dɛn nɔ fɔ tek di Yankees smɔl.
  Afta di flayt dɔn, wan yɔŋ titi we gɛt fayn ia jomp kɔmɔt na di kɔkpit ɛn rɔn go nia di Fuhrer wit ful spid.
  Nazi nɔmba wan we bin gɛt posɛs, bin es in an to am fɔ mek i kis am. Wetin fayn na we gyal pikin dɛn lɛk yu, ɛn di Fuhrer, i tan lɛk se, ɔl Jamani pipul dɛn kin rili aydɔl am wit ɔl in at, ɔ fɔ se, ɔlmost ɔl pas sɔm kɔnsɛntreshɔn kamp prizina dɛn. Di payɔnia bin tɔk wit zil se:
  - Dis na jɔs wan fayn fayn plen, i gɛt da kayn spid ɛn pawa de. Lɛ wi chɛr ɔl di layɔn pikin dɛn apat lɛk ɔt wata bɔtul frɔm sɔrogɛt!
  Di Fuhrer bin gri wit di tin we di titi bin want fɔ du:
  - Na tru se wi go tear am, bɔt... Dɛn fɔ du dibɔg di mashin fast fast, ɛn dis kin apin mɔ to motoka dɛn. Na tru se na ya, dɛn go nid fɔ du bɔku tin dɛn fɔ mek dɛn go bifo, bɔt if ɛnitin apin, di lida-disayna go ɛp!
  Ɔlman bin de bark wanwɔd:
  - Glori to di big Fuhrer! Mek Prɔvidɛns ɛp wi!
  Di anthem of the Third Reich bigin fɔ ple ɛn wan kɔlɔn we gɛt yɔŋ fɛtman dɛn frɔm di Hitler Jugent bin go bifo. Bɔy pikin dɛn we ol fɔtin to sɛvintin ia bin de mach fɔ go na di drɔm insay wan spɛshal fɔmɛshɔn. Ɛn afta dat, di tin we intrestin pas ɔl bin apin: titi dɛn we kɔmɔt na di Jamani Uman Yuniɔn bin mach. Dɛn bin wɛr shɔt shɔt skit, di nekɛd, bare fut dɛn we di fayn fayn pipul dɛn bin gɛt bin de mek man dɛn luk. Di gyal pikin dɛn bin tray fɔ es dɛn leg ɔp, bɔt di sem tɛm dɛn pul dɛn fut finga dɛn bak ɛn tek tɛm put dɛn il. Wan ɛnjɔymɛnt sight of biuti wit impeccable figures... Di fes dɛn bin rili difrɛn ɛn sɔm pan di yɔŋ fasist dɛn bin sɔm rud, ɔlmost man, ɛn dɛn bin de distɔrj dɛn bak. Ɛspɛshali we dɛn bin de briŋ dɛn aybrɔw togɛda.
  Esthete Adolf bin notis se:
  - I nid fɔ mek bɔy pikin ɛn gyal pikin dɛn gɛt fizik trenin pan big skel. Ɛn a no se dɛn de du bɔku tin pan dis, mɔ na di Jungfolk, bɔt wetin nid na fɔ inklud ɔlman ɛn fɔ adopt Spartan we dɛn. Na tru se, apat frɔm we wi de ɛnkɔrej tif... Wi bɔy pikin ɛn gyal pikin dɛn fɔ gro ɔp fɔ bi pipul dɛn we gɛt sɛns ɛn di sem tɛm pipul dɛn we nɔ gɛt sɔri-at.
  Di Suprim Kɔmanda bin stɔp smɔl. Di jenɛral dɛn nɔ bin tɔk natin, sɔntɛm dɛn bin de fred fɔ agens, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin want fɔ kɔnfɔm di tin we klia. Di Fuhrer bin kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk se:
  - Wɔ nɔto jok, bɔt fɔ nɔ gɛt sɔri-at to ɛnimi dɛn fɔ kam togɛda wit fɔ ɛp dɛnsɛf ɛn fɔ fil se na brɔdaship to kɔmpin dɛn. Dis na wetin wi fɔ instill insay ɔlman... Di nyu supama nɔ gɛt sɔri-at to ɔda pipul dɛn, bɔt ivin mɔ so i fɔ nɔ gɛt sɔri-at to insɛf. Bikɔs di pɔsin we nɔ impɔtant fɔs fɔ dɔnawe wit in sol, dɔn di wik mɔtalman bɔdi go rayz!
  Wan ɔda stɔp... Di jenɛral dɛn ɛn dizayna dɛn bin no wantɛm wantɛm ɛn bigin fɔ klap wit trɛnk. I bin tan lɛk se di Fuhrer bin gladi:
  - Dis beta, bot naw a go laik fo si wan imitashon of air kombat. So formidable ɛn ɔl-distruktiv...
  Heinkel bin shem fɔ aks se:
  - Wit layv amunishɔn ɔ shel, mi Fuhrer?
  Nazi nɔmba wan bin nɔd se:
  - Na tru se, wit wan dɛn we de fɛt. Apat frɔm dat, a go lɛk fɔ tink bɔt di ifɛkt we di ejekshɔn divays gɛt. Afta ɔl, yu de wok pan am... - Di Fuhrer shek in fist. - We, las las, i go rɛdi ɛn put am na mas prodakshɔn. Afta ɔl, pɔsin we gɛt ɛkspiriɛns fɔ flay plen na pɔsin we gɛt ɛkspiriɛns fɔ flay plen we dɛn fɔ protɛkt fɔ di fɛt dɛn we i go fɛt tumara bambay!
  Di Fuhrer-Terminator stil disayd fɔ sho di dizayna dɛn wan mɔ mɔdan dizayn fɔ di ejekshɔn divays. Dis sistɛm fɔ bi less cumbersome, simpul ɛn layt. Wɛl, di squib we nɔ dia, we di Jamani industri dɔn ɔlrɛdi masta, rili fayn fɔ dis.
  Dɛn bin gɛt fɔ drɔ di dayagram we dɛn de go, bɔt Hitlɛr na bin rili gud atis, ɛn i bin drɔ klia wan, kwik kwik wan, di layn dɛn na di dayagram ɛn tɔn dɛn bin ivin ɛn klia we nɔ gɛt ɛni rula ɔ kɔmpas. Di hit-ɛn-mis Tɛminatɔ bin tink se i strenj, fɔ tru, se di Jamani dɛn, we bin gɛt, in jɔnal, wan strɔng ɛn to sɔm mak advans aydia lɛk Nashɔnal Sɔshialism ɛn di totalitarian sistɛm, bin lik di wɔ to di Rɔshian dɛn. Sɔntɛm dis na bikɔs di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin strɔng ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ bia pas di Jamani sojaman dɛn ɛn dɛn bin lan fɔ fɛt kwik kwik wan.
  In jenɛral, if yu luk di kɔs fɔ di wɔ as a ɔl, den di Rɔshian dɛn, ɔ rayt di Soviet sojaman dɛn, lan fɔ fɛt, bɔt i bin tan lɛk se di Jamani dɛn dɔn fɔgɛt aw... Dɛn kɔmand bin mek disizhɔn dɛn na di lɛvul fɔ fɔs -grɛd, ɛn sɔntɛm ivin smɔl if di fɔs gred studɛnt gɛt ɛkspiriɛns fɔ kɔndɔkt soja ɔpreshɔn insay rial-taym strateji . Ɛn di tru tin se sɔntɛnde pikin dɛn we ol siks ia dɔn ɔlrɛdi so deftly lid virtual armies na sɔntin we dɛn ɛn Zhukov ɛn Mainstein kin lan frɔm. Bɔt sɔm pipul dɛn we de stɔdi bɔt dis kin tink se Zhukov ɛn Mainstein ɔl tu na pipul dɛn we nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ mɔni. Sɔm tin dɛn de bak we nɔ gri wit di nɔmba fɔ di ikwipmɛnt dɛn, mɔ di Frɛnch ikwipmɛnt dɛn we dɛn kapchɔ. Hitler in mɛmori (gud mɛmori, mɔ we i bin stil gɛt wɛlbɔdi!) bin sho se na 3600 tank dɛn we dɛn kapchɔ frɔm di Frɛnch dɛn, we na wan figa we rili impɔtant... Sɔm mɔdel dɛn, lɛk di SiS -35, bin bɛtɛ pan dɛn klos to di T-34 nɔmɔ insay frɔntal klos. So dis tank kin izi fɔ mek na Frɛnch faktri dɛn, pas sɔntɛm if dɛn chenj di 47 mm wɛpɔn wit 75 mm gɔn we gɛt lɔng barɛl. Infakt, ivin dis nɔ go du fɔ am. Britain en USA in general don olwes valyu armor pas ol na dem tank. Fɔ ɛgzampul, di fɔti tan Churchill bin gɛt 152 milimita wɛpɔn dɛn we yu kɔmpia am wit 120 fɔ di IS-2 ebi ebi tank.
  Di Fuhrer bin tɛl di wan dɛn we mek am ɔda tin:
  - Wi gɛt inof wind tanɛl, so luk fɔ wan mɔ optimal mɔdel fɔ di ayrakt ɛn mek strimlayn shep dɛn, we nɔ go briŋ di tin to dia dia tɛst, usay wi bɛst ays dɛnsɛf de day. Fɔ ɛgzampul, wan mɔdel fɔ flay wing fɔ plen kin rili wok, mɔ if dɛn kin chenj di tik ɛn angul we i de inklin. A dɔn gi yu di drɔin, so di wan dɛn we nɔ gɛt tel fɔ rɛdi. Di spid we i go spid go rich 1100 kilomita pan awa ivin wit Yumo injin. So go bifo, bɔt nɔ du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs di we aw Gɔd nɔ want!
  Adolf di misfit bin advays bak aw fɔ mek di paip blo kwik kwik wan. I kech di irony we nɔ ayd fayn na di dizayna dɛn we dɛn de si tin: aw wan simpul kɔpɔral bin no bɔku tin? Dɛn nɔ biliv di genius we di Fuhrer gɛt? Wel, wi go figure am out... or not, wi no go figure am out, bot wi go pruv to dem se wi eduket.
  Afta dis, dɛn bin de it lɛnch na di fresh briz, di savant gyal dɛn bin arenj tebul ɛn chia dɛn. Nays... Bɔt us rifɔm dɛn fɔ mek na Nashɔnal Sɔshialism? Lɛk fɔ ridyus di ɛnimi dɛn as mɔ as yu ebul ɛn mek padi. Fɔ ɛgzampul, nɔ es di Jamani rays ɔp ɛni tɛm we yu tɔn ɛn yu kin ivin stɔp fɔ sheb pipul dɛn to klas. Bɔt dɛn nɔ dɔn mek fɔmal wan yet fɔ sheb di neshɔn dɛn to neshɔn dɛn we nɔ impɔtant ɛn di Aryan neshɔn dɛn. Dis kin mek tin izi. Jɛnɛral wan, Hitlɛr bin bigin fɔ kil bɔku bɔku Ju pipul dɛn jɔs afta we dɛn atak di USSR. Wetin mek i go gɛt dɛn kayn kinks dɛn de? Sɔntɛm i bin op se di wɔl Zayɔnism go blɛs am fɔ di wɔ wit Bolshevism, ɛn di Wɛst go sɔpɔt am. Ɛn afta dat, we Briten ɛn USA bin se wit ɔl dɛn at, nɔ to di Wehrmacht, di Fuhrer bin vɛks bad bad wan? Yu tink se i bigin fɔ blem dɛn Ju pipul dɛn we i go ebul fɔ rich to? Na tru se Hitler na idiot fɔ we i du di Holocaust ɛn dat mek i nɔ gɛt wan rɛspɛkt fɔ di aidia fɔ Nashɔnal Sɔshialism. Naw di wɔd dɛn Nazi ɛn executioner dɔn bi di sem tin. Bɔku pipul dɛn kin kɔnfyus bak di we aw pipul dɛn de lɛk dɛn kɔntri ɛn di fasist, sɔntɛm na bikɔs di wɔd Nazi de kɔmpia. Bɔt dis nɔto tru atɔl. Fasist, in prinsipul, nɔ gɛt ɛni dairekt rilayshɔn to Nashɔnal Sɔshialism. Na in men tin, di kɔnsɛpt fɔ fasist bin kam na Frans insay di nayntin ia ɛn i bin gɛt wan rili difrɛn minin.
  Wan kayn esɛns fɔ di tichin dɛm fɔ fasist insay in ɔrijinal vɛshɔn bin kam dɔŋ to di establishmɛnt fɔ wan kɔpɔt spirit, wan sɛns fɔ padi biznɛs bitwin kapitalis dɛm. Dɔn Mussolini bin introduks di tichin dɛm fɔ fasist to in Blakshit dɛm. Wɛl, dɛn ɛnimi dɛn ɛn pipul dɛn we de kɔmpit wit pɔlitiks bin kɔl di Nazi dɛn fɔs fasist. Fɔ tɔk tru, di Nazi dɛn bin du bad bad tin, so da fasist de bin gɛt minin we de mek pipul dɛn sɔfa ɛn we nɔ fayn. Insay Rɔshia, wan tɛm, pipul dɛn we lɛk dɛn kɔntri bin gɛt sɔm kayn we fɔ go ɔp, mɔ insay di fɔs nayntin ia, ɛn dɛn bin rich di maksimam insay 93-94. Dɔn di wɔ we bin apin na Chechnya bin mek pipul dɛn bin de tink mɔ bɔt pis na di sosayti ɛn di pipul dɛn we bin de lɛk dɛn kɔntri bin go dɔŋ fɔ sɔm tɛm. Di wɔ na Yugoslavia ɛn di bɔm we dɛn bin bɔm Sɛbia bin mek pipul dɛn bigin fɔ lɛk dɛn kɔntri fɔ sɔm tɛm, bɔt afta dat, di nashɔnal muvmɛnt bin skata. Na Russia, di nashɔnalist dɛn bin gɛt prɔblɛm wit lida dɛn... Dɛn nɔ bin gɛt dɛn yon Fuhrer... Na tru, dɛn bin kɔmpia Zhirinovsky to Hitler, ɛn i ivin pas Adolf pan sɔm we dɛn. Fɔ ɛgzampul, insay di spid we pɔlitiks de tek ɔf, insay 4 ia afta dɛn dɔn fɔdɔm di pati, fɔ tek fɔs ples na palɛmint ilɛkshɔn. Bɔt Zhirinovsky bin biev we nɔ mek sɛns ɛn i nɔ bin jɔs ebul fɔ divɛlɔp sakrifays, bɔt ivin fɔ kip wetin i bin dɔn ajɔst. Na ya a fɔ se, fɔs, na in yon fɔlt. Insufishɛnt disiplin na di pati, skandal dɛn we i bin put insay. Bɔt di rial Hitler nɔ ɛva sidɔm na di Reichstag ɛn nɔbɔdi nɔ sho in fim tantrums na tɛlivishɔn. Ɛn tɛlivishɔn insɛf nɔ bin de. Pan ɔl we Zhirinovsky in sakrifays na di 1993 ilɛkshɔn na bin gud wok we i bin du wit di tɛlivishɔn ɔdiɛns.
  Wan fayn gyal we kɔmɔt na di savant dɛn sidɔm nia di Fuhrer ɛn put in an pan in ni we nɔ gɛt natin. Cooed: .
  - Yu de tink bɔt sɔntin, mi Fuhrer?
  Di Nazi dikteta ɛn di sem tɛm wan virtual pleya bin perk up. I notis se i stil nɔ dɔn in vɛjitebul sup ɛn frut salad. Di Fuhrer kis di titi na in lip, fil in yɔŋ, swit smel ɛn se:
  - Yu go go insay di motoka wit mi. Ɛn una ɔl kin go wok, di tɛm fɔ it dɔn dɔn.
  Ɛn bak, di gia dɛn na di stet, pan ɔl we nɔto rili ɔyl mɛkanism, bigin fɔ tɔn. We i de kam bak, di Fuhrer mek lɔv to di biuti, ɛn i ivin sɔprayz usay i gɛt bɔku ɛnaji ɛn trɛnk. Afta ɔl, dɛn bin se di Fuhrer nɔ bin gɛt pawa ɛn dɛn kin se i nɔ ebul fɔ waka, bikɔs i bin gɛt sifilis (na lay) ɛn dɛn bin dɔn kɔt am (na tɔtal fikshɔn!). Na tru se Hitler nɔ bin ebul fɔ gɛt pikin dɛn... Wɛl, tumara, i go tek kia ɔf dis mata insɛf... Ɔ nɔ, i go stil gɛt fɔ invayt Himmler. In jɔnal, insay rial istri, di Fuhrer bin shap fɔ mek di SS wok strɔng. I tan lɛk se insɛf go gɛt fɔ go dis rod na dis ɔda we. Ɛn se fɔ put di kriminal polis dɛn ɔnda di SS strɔkchɔ as a ɔl na rizin, naw dɛn go jɔyn ɔl di data ɛn fayl dɛn to wan sɔs. Apat frɔm dat, di yus fɔ mek pipul dɛn sɔfa agens kriminal dɛn ɛn dɛn advans we fɔ aks kwɛstyɔn dɛn we na di kayn we aw di Gestapo ɛn ɔda sikrit polis strakchɔ dɛn de, go rili mek di pipul dɛn we de no bɔt dɛn go bɔku.
  Di trut kin bɔku ɛn di nɔmba fɔ di wan dɛn we nɔ du natin kin bɔku, bɔt... Di bɔku bɔku SS man dɛn na fayn pipul dɛn, ɛn wan ɛkspiriɛns invɛstigatɔ, as lɔ, kin si wantɛm wantɛm if pɔsin de lay ɔ de tɔk di tru, ɛn i i nɔ kin izi fɔ mek mistek. Wi kin jɔj dis frɔm bɔku kraym kronikl dɛn.
  Afta i dɔn disayd sɔm ɔda tin dɛn we de apin naw ɛn invayt tu nyu gyal pikin dɛn fɔ wam di bed, di Fuhrer, we i rɛst in ed pan di nekɛd lush bɔdi we di biuti gɛt, i slip...
  Dis tɛm, i go bak to di drim we i bin dɔn ambɔg bifo tɛm, bɔt wan big big spɛs fɛt. Agen insay in transparent fɛtman, ɛn di ɛnimi de tray fɔ atak di rank dɛn na di ami na Gret Rɔshia. Ɛn di Fuhrer fɔ di Hypernet gem, ɛn in patna, we na wan plump, bɔt di sem tɛm mɔskul blant, de tray fɔ akt, wan tɛm de ɛp dɛnsɛf. Ɔgly ɛnimi fɛtman dɛn de tray fɔ tek di nɔmba dɛn, yuz dɛn nɔmba dɛn we pas ɔl. Di disharmoni we di sojaman dɛn we de na Dɛmostan nɔ gɛt wanwɔd, de kam fɔ no mɔ ɛn mɔ. I tan lɛk se dɛn ship dɛn de mek pipul dɛn vɛks mɔ ɛn mɔ. Kpɛntin Vladislav, we bin yuz di "bɔkit" tɛknik, bin rili ebul fɔ kɔt di motoka lɛk kruk shuz ɛn i bin tɔk se:
  - Nɔto fɔ natin se Hitler ɛn Stalin ɔl tu bin gɛt papa we na bin shuz mek!
  Fɔ ansa dis, in blant patna flash in bare, pink il:
  - A nɔ nid but ɔ ɔda sus. Wit bare fut a kin fil di slightest curvature of di vacuum or vibrations of space much beta! Oh mi Fuhrer, yu go laik fo bi gyal?
  Vladislav bin laf fɔ ansa se:
  - I go intrestin fɔ shɔt tɛm. evribodi se uman geht bohku strong en long orgasm pas man, so a bin rili wan foh chek if dis na rili tru?
  Di blant man bin de gigl:
  - Progres kin gi yu di chans fɔ ɛkspiriɛns dis bak... If, fɔ tru, wi lɔs di grandiose spɛs fɛt. Ɛnimi dɛn tu bɔku. Emparɔ Almaztiger 13, we nɔ bɔn yet bɔt we dɔn ɔlrɛdi bi wi kɔmanda, insɛf kin day.
  Di pɔsin we nak di Fuhrer bin tɔk se:
  - Big kɔmanda, lɛk ed na wɔ, di mɔ di saiz big, na di mɔ di lɔs go bad!
  Bifo di blant uman ansa, i bigin fɔ tɔn in fɛtman rawnd. I mek wan prɛzɛl, i nɔ bin izi fɔ avɔyd di ship, dɔn i faya bak rili kɔrɛkt wan. Di ɛnimi dɛn motoka bɔs insay faya ɛn bigin fɔ split to rili smɔl smɔl faya, lɛk pɔpi sid. Di titi, pik di chɛwing gam wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn trowe am so fayn dat i land rayt pan in tɔng we de kɔmɔt na do:
  - Fayn! We yu de chew, den it!
  Bɔt di taf wɔriɔ nɔ bin so laki, dɛn bin bit am bak, ivin if na tangentially ɛn di wɔriɔ-kapten bin de grɔmbul:
  - Aw sik pan dɛn uman ya strok bin mek a gɛt!
  Di blant in yay dɛn bin de shayn:
  -Yu nɔ satisfay wit strok? Yu go mɔs want sɔntin we rili siriɔs? Na so una ɔl nɔ gɛt peshɛnt, we kin lɛk fɔ tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt!
  Vladislav bin laf ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i swɛla wan harsh ansa frɔm di wan dɛn we bin de fɛt na Dɛmostan. Di pikchɔ bɔt di fɛt dɔn chenj smɔl. I bin tan lɛk se di ɛnimi dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ dɔn, dɛn bin de mek mɔ ɛn mɔ nyu sojaman dɛn kam na di fɛt. Di ɔlta-battleship dɛn bin denja mɔ, dɛn bin big, lɛk asteroyd dɛn, dɛn bin de kɔmɔt na di vaykum smɔl smɔl, lɛk se dɛn drɔ dɛn wit sɔri-at ink (we kin apin we yu shayn lamp pan dɛn). Shit-stan bin tray fɔs fɔ bɛn di flank dɛn, fɔ du wan ɛnvɔlɔp manejmɛnt, sɔntɛm fɔ mek wan kɔldɔn na di spes.
  Di sojaman dɛn na Gret Rɔshia bin fɛt wit maynd, ɛn di sem tɛm dɛnsɛf nɔ bin de shem fɔ mek dɛn ebul fɔ muv. Dis na aw dɛn bin de yuz di we aw dɛn bin de yuz mobayl difens, ɛn dɛn bin de yuz daring manɛuv ɛn dayv. Fɔ ɛgzampul, di fɛt-fɛt kruz ɛn grab dɛn we di spɛs ami na Gret Rɔshia bin gɛt bin lɔs ɔ, difrɛn frɔm dat, dɛn bin apia biɛn di ɛnimi we bin de drim bad bad drim. I bin de mɛmba fish we de ɔntin na ays ol - dɛn kɔmɔt, grap di animal we dɛn de it (sɔm kayn winta insɛkt, ɛn if di ɔntin na katfish, den na bɔd!) ɛn go bak insay di ol. Insay dis kes, di ship dɛn na Dɛmostan bin lɔs wantɛm wantɛm, dɛn bigin fɔ gɛda togɛda, ɔ ivin faya pan dɛnsɛf. Wan fani plasma eruption wit di incineration of staships. Fɔ ɛgzampul, ivin wan ultra-battleship, we bin dɔn gɛt bɔku hit frɔm thermal preon missiles, bin bɔs insay blu ɛn grɛn faya. Dɔn di big wɔriɔ (kɔntinyu fɔ pwɛl di shitstan dɛn we bin de stik lɛk bat lif!) padi si wan pikchɔ insay wan blazing ultra-battleship. Ɛn na big big animal we rili wɔndaful, we gɛt lɛk tu milyɔn sojaman dɛn ɛn fifti milyɔn rɔbɔt dɛn!
  Di fɛtman dɛn we de insay di ship na difrɛn kayn skubag dɛn: troll, goblin ɛn sɔm haybrid kayn dɛn, fɔ ɛgzampul di wan dɛn we bɔku pas ɔl: na miksɔp tik ɛn sigrɛt, ɔ rayt ivin sigrɛt bɔt! Wɛl, tin dɛn we de mek pɔsin fred, lɛk se na frɔm wan fim we de mek pɔsin fred we pɔsin we dɔn tek drɔgs dɔn drɔ.
  Di krichɔ dɛn rili want fɔ rɔnawe, bɔt di sem tɛm dɛn kin kɔl dɛnsɛf, chuk, kɔt, bayt. Na ya wan mashin we dɛn kin yuz fɔ mek fɛns, we dɛn mek spɛshal fɔ fɛt wɔ we dɛn kin bɔd. Ɛn i gɛt sɔd dɛn we tan lɛk plasma, nɔto stret, bɔt i kɔba fɔ difrɛn difrɛn we dɛn fɔ mek i ebul fɔ du am. Di fɔs mashin we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ fɛn fɛns bin krash pan di liv mɛs we di wan dɛn we bin de flɔ kɔmɔt na wan big ship we bin de bɔn wit faya bin de mek. Wantɛm wantɛm, smɔl smɔl mit we dɛn kɔt ɛn bɔdi dɛn we dɔn bɔn bin flay ɔlsay. Wan padi bin apia biɛn am, i bin tan lɛk spayda, na at le tati limb dɛn nɔmɔ bin de, ɛn dɛn bin tan lɛk annihilation strim, we ebul fɔ kɔt ivin dainosaur insay tu.
  Wan pan di ɔfisa dɛn na Dɛmostan bin ala se:
  - Oh, nɔ kɔt mi! Di pawn bin it di kwin!
  Bɔt i nɔ bin laki, di sigrɛt bɔt wit di paw dɛn we tik de, we jɔs ivin disgust, bin bang di ɛntena ɛn hang we dɛn chuk am pan am. Bɔt, dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ yɛri di we aw i bin de ala igen insay da wayl kakofoni de we bin de go ɔp ɔltɛm. Tong dɛn we gɛt princeps-plasma flaym, we bɔku pan dɛn na blu ɛn ɔrɛnj, bin pas di wan dɛn we bin de fɛt na Shitmostan we bin de fred bad bad wan, ɛn dis bin mek dɛn frɛy. Ɛn di mashin dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ mek fɛns bin bɔku insay di ship we bin de fɛt wɔ. I tan lɛk se dɛn bin rayt am klia wan na dɛn program: kil, kil, ɛn kil bak! Ɛn i nɔ rili impɔtant to dɛn udat. Ɛn na di kɔridɔ dɛn, di nɔys bin de na di haypa rum we bin rili bad.
  Bɔt di ɔlta-flɛm dɔn ɔlrɛdi rich na di fɛns mashin dɛn, ɛn bak bɔku gɔblin ɛn klos dɛn - sigrɛt bɔt dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi krɔs to foton dɛn. So di ultra-battleship bigin fɔ skata smɔl smɔl to sɔm pat dɛn. Pan ɔl we di split bin apin sloslo, i nɔ bin tan lɛk se dis nɔ bin rili bad. Ɛspɛshali pan di bakdrop fɔ bɔku ɔda wan dɛn, ɔ dɛn de flay lɛk smɔl smɔl supanova dɛn, ɔ, difrɛn frɔm dat, as sta ship dɛn we de shrink. I sɔri fɔ no se nɔto jɔs Dɛmostan, bɔt na Gret Rɔshia.
  Fɔ ɛgzampul, wan kruz we gɛt di hama ɛn sikl ɛmblem nɔ bin ebul fɔ kɔntrol insɛf ɛn i bin ram insay wan ɛnimi dreadnought. We tu mas dɛn rɔsh pan sɔb-layt spid, i ikwal to we annihilation rɔket ram am. I de vɔmit wit pawa we pasmak (if pɔsin kin put am da we de, fɔ tru). Di bɔm bin blo lɛk tulip we gɛt bɔku bɔku kɔlɔ dɛn, ɛn wantɛm wantɛm i it ɔltin we bin de arawnd wan duzin kilomita. Vladislav-Adolf bin tɔk se:
  - Ɛn i tan lɛk se wi man dɛn dɔn de na ɛvin ɔlrɛdi!
  Di blant man bin tɔk wit sɛns se:
  - Ɛvin na di wangren gud ples usay nɔbɔdi nɔ de rɔsh fɔ gɛt, ivin if dɛn de na di ɔt!
  Di Hitler hit bin gri se:
  - Dis na di paradoks dɛm fɔ di yunivas. Wi nɔ want fɔ dɔn na gud ples, bɔt di bad wan de drɛg wi insay! So i nɔ ivin klia uswan bɛtɛ, layf ɔ day.
  Di titi bin tɔk wit sɛns se:
  - Laif kin bɛtɛ pas day ɔltɛm. Na fɔ natin, ɔlmost ɔl pipul dɛn kin tink so. Bɔt, pipul dɛn opinion, lɛk ɔltin na wi wɔl, na relative.
  Di Fuhrer bin du wan ɔda rili triki tɔn, we alaw am fɔ shot dɔŋ wan tu-sit, ɛn dat mek i bin rili dia ɛn rich bɔku gɔn fɔ fɛt (aw fayn fayn wan i bin bɔm, lɛk se fayawɔk frɔm kɔmpleks kɔmbaynshɔn dɛn fɔ payroteknik matirial dɛn bin dɔn flay ɔp), pal dɛn fɔ shattered matter we skata akɔdin to di vaykum. Vladislav-Adolf bin tɔk se:
  - Pipul dɛn aidia bɔt ɔl tu di nature ɛn Gɔd rili de agens dɛnsɛf. In jɛnɛral, ivin wan kɔnsɛpt de fɔ riaktiv, dat na ivin wan maynd we de pwɛl, we de fos pɔsin fɔ biev di we we nɔto at ɔl wetin pragmatik instinkt ɛn kɔnsidareshɔn fɔ ɛkspɛdiɛns fɔ kɔmand.
  Di blant man, we gɛt prɔblɛm fɔ wɛl frɔm wan kruk daiv (wetin ɔda tin yu kin du we sɛvin fɛtman dɛn de rɔsh pan yu wan tɛm), se:
  - Stɔp pragmatik - tɔn pan matematiks!
  - Nɔto fɔni! - Vladislav bin ansa am.
  Wantɛm wantɛm, bifo di kapten fɔ di nevl avieshɔn, wan pikchɔ we de sho di kɔmand post fɔ di ami na Gret Rɔshia bin apia. Fɔ tru, dis na, fɔ tru, gift - di ebul fɔ go insay di oli ples dɛn we oli ɛn ivin no, ivin if nɔto ɔda pɔsin in plan, bɔt na in yon kɔmand.
  Na ya i de, di flagship batlship, di impreshɔnal flagship fɔ di spɛs ami na Gret Rɔshia wit wan dayamita we na wan ɔndrɛd kilomita. Ɛn dis ship naturally de fɛt bak, bikɔs tɛn tawzin pawaful artileri barɛl dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ day fɔ nɔ du natin. Bɔt di flagship ultra-battleship de tray fɔ akt in sink wit ɔda big ship dɛn. Dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ gi di ɛnimi di smɔl chans fɔ pwɛl di flagship, usay di men kɔmand fɔ di skwadron fɔ di spɛs ami na Gret Rɔshia de.
  I sɔprayz fɔ no se di jenɛral kɔmanda ɛn di kiŋ na jɔs embryo we de ledɔm na di bɛlɛ. Di mama insɛf de insay wan stet we dɛn dɔn stɔp fɔ mek di animashɔn, bikɔs if nɔto dat, di we aw i de du in wok go mek i fil pen tumɔs. εn di fכnshכn fכ di εmbrayo mכnak we dεn כlrεdi divεlכp inof, we gεt limb dεm εn, di mכst imכtant, wan rεdi big bren, na plεnti sayban yunit dεm de mek sכh se i de wok. Di embryo insɛf, we de rul di Gret Rɔshian Ɛmpaya, kin fil fayn.
  Yɛs, na tru, ɛn di nid de lod am, i dɔn de insay in mama fɔ sɔm ia naw. Wan kin jɔs drim fɔ go rɔn ɔ muv sɔntin. Ɛn dɛn tin ya na drim dɛn we de mek pɔsin fil pen, bikɔs fɔ bɔn pikin min se i nɔ de igen wantɛm wantɛm. di εmbriyo de kכmכnik wit di כda wכld bay we i de yuz skan. Na tru se dɛn nɔ de sho di rial we aw di kɔmanda we de na di εmbrayo tan, bɔt na imej we ebul fɔ mek pɔsin gɛt kɔnfidɛns mɔ. Speshali, wan fayn yɔŋ man kin apia lɛk kiŋ we nɔ bɔn yet. I gi ɔda lɔ to di sojaman dɛn wit klia vɔys we de kɔmand:
  - Yuz di prinsipul fɔ ɛlastik difens. Jɔs lɛk bɔku bɔku ia bifo dis tɛm, pawa dɛn we wik, we nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ nɔmba, bin de yuz di tru tin we nɔ gɛt wan dawt se smɔl mas kin muv pas big wan. Sins wan meager mas na insignifikant inertia!
  Di gyal mashɛl kɔnfyus se:
  - Na tru... Di ami in ebul fɔ manej na di ki fɔ win. Na tru se dɛn fɔ avɔyd fɔ du tin dɛn we pasmak. Afta ɔl, di ant nɔto di kiŋ fɔ animal dɛn!
  Di kɔmanda we gɛt embryo bin grin se:
  - Di tin dɛm we de kil pas ɔl na baktri dɛm. Pan ɔl we nɔ, sɔntɛm nɔto ivin vayrɔs! Pan ɔl we na fɔstɛm ɔrganizm, i de wok fayn! Na ya di ɛnimi bin gɛda bɔku bɔku sojaman dɛn, frɔm klos to di wan ol yunivas, we min se i bin sho di ɔda say dɛn we lɛf.
  Elf Marshal Fego wit pepul ɛn ɔrɛnj pigtɛyl bin tɔk se:
  - Sɔntɛnde, advantej we tan lɛk se i nɔ impɔtant pan wan limited sɛkshɔn na di frɔnt kin inof fɔ win. Dis na wan strenj aksiɔm fɔ bɔku fɛt-fɛt, fɔ difrɛn sivilizayshɔn dɛn!
  Di Fetal Emparɔ bin de laf tru di skan dɛn:
  - Insay dis kes, yu de luk di rut.
  Dis tɛm ya, di armada dɛn na Dɛmostan bin tray fɔ ɔganayz bak we dɛn de muf. Wan rili impɔtant rizɔv bin kam nia dɛn frɔm di bak. Bɔku bɔku big big sta ship dɛn ɛn bɔku bɔku smɔl smɔl ship dɛn bin kɔmɔt de yuz di bɛl fɔmɛshɔn. Dis bin mek di pawa we di parasayt dɛn gɛt lɛk faya bin bɔku pasmak. Di gyal mashɛl bin tɔk wit gladi at se:
  - Na wan ɔda trump kad we di bastard ɔpɔnɛnt trowe. Bɔt pan ɔl dat, di we aw wi bin de luk fɔ pipul dɛn nɔ bin rili fit, dɛn nɔ bin gi wi di chans fɔ mek dɛn kam wit dis kayn bɔku bɔku sojaman dɛn.
  Di ologram fɔ di empara we tan lɛk bɔbɔ bin kik di sɔd. Di prɔpelant bin nak di get. I bin bɔm klos to wantɛm wantɛm. Fɔs, wan flash de we de it di yay dɛn, dɔn wan pepul mɔs de gro we de pwɛl ɔltin we de insay di say we di fɛt-fɛt ship in gɔn de. Di hologram bɔbɔ se:
  - Dis na fenomenal gol skoring! Wɛl, lɛ di wan dɛn we de agens am gi am dɛn ɔl. A gɛt wan sɔprayz we dɛn dɔn pripia fɔ am.
  Ɛlf Fego bin luk di pikchɔ fɔ di fɛt wit sɔm dawt. Di armada na Dermostan bin luk penfully formidable. Ɛspɛshali di ultra-battleship dɛn, we dɛn dayamita bin rich tu ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti kilomita. Di ɛlf mɛmba in os planɛt wantɛm wantɛm... Di nature de de idyllic, nɔto ivin insɛkt dɛn we de sok blɔd de. Ɛn layɔn... Wɛl, nɔto jɔs layɔn, bɔt na haybrid wit kɔnflawa. Jɛnɛral wan, dis na fayn animal: di bɔdi na kɔnflawa flawa, ɛn di golden mane de divɛlɔp we di briz de blo. Pantap dat, di kɔnflawa dɛn kin chenj shed... Ɔtrayt ɔglin de ya, we dɛn kin dayrɛkt agens pipul ɛn ɛlf dɛn.
  Di blant marshal se:
  "Wi nɔ no ɔmɔs rizɔv di ɛnimi gɛt, bɔt i tan lɛk to mi se na tɛm fɔ muf wi ambush rejimɛnt."
  Di empara we bin de na di embryon nɔ bin gri se:
  - Naw nɔto di tɛm fɔ sho yu kad dɛn!
  Di gyal mashɛl bin tray fɔ agyu se:
  "If wi pipul dɛn day, nɔbɔdi nɔ go lɛf fɔ fɛt!"
  Ɛn afta dat, dɛn fɛn di kɔmanda we gɛt di bɛlɛ:
  "Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ win wɔ we pɔsin nɔ day." Insay chɛs yu kin ebul, bɔt insay rial fɛt yu nɔ kin ebul! Di lɔ we nɔ gɛt sɔri-at fɔ wɔ na dat, fɔ lɔs tan lɛk ren we de wata di shut dɛn fɔ win, yu jɔs nid fɔ mek shɔ se di lɔs nɔ de divɛlɔp to big big ren we de was di shut dɛn! - Dɔn di ɔlogram we dɛn sɛn frɔm di bɛlɛ kin bi kinda in fes wantɛm wantɛm. - Bɔt nɔ tink se fɔ mek yu ebul fɔ ridyus di lɔs mɔ frɔm di faya we di ɔlta-batalship dɛn de faya, lɛ di sta ship dɛn na Gret Rɔshia tɔn bak insay wan spiral.
  di εlf mashכl bin sכpכt di εmbriyo kכmanda:
  - Na dat, na di onli we. Dɛn nɔ no yet ɔmɔs fɔs di ɛnimi go ebul fɔ trowe kɔmɔt na di ɔndawɔl.
  Fɔ tru, di sta ship dɛn na Shitmostan bin tray fɔ muf insay bɔku bɔku ship dɛn. Na di sem tɛm, dɛn nɔ bin sev amunishɔn atɔl, dɛn bin de trowe mishɔl dɛn to bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn, ɛn dɛn nɔ bin ivin bisin bɔt di kɔrɛkt we aw dɛn bin de bit dɛn. I bin tan lɛk se dɛn de slap bɔku bɔku machɛt dɛn akɔdin to di vaykum fɔ flay to haypaplasm, bɔn ɔltin we de liv ɛn muv, dɔn go ɔt. Rɔshian wɔriɔ dɛn kin shot bɔku mɔ kɔrɛkt wan, bɔt di ɛnimi dɛn grɔs dreadnought bin de tɛnda, lɛk faya krak, ɛn skata smɔl smɔl tin dɛn lɛk kɔnfɛti. Deadly confetti we shot dɔŋ sɔm bot dɛn na Dirmostan. Ɛn di nɔmba fɔ di frigate dɛn we dɛn dɔn pwɛl na di bastard sivilizayshɔn nɔ go ebul fɔ kɔl am atɔl. Na tru se Rɔshian ship dɛn de day. Na ya di kruiz we bin dɔn pwɛl, we bin de mek i nɔ gɛt op igen, rɔsh lɛk Rɔshian tank na di Kursk Bulge ɛn ram di ɛnimi dɛn ɔlta-battleship. Bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn layf bin ambɔg wan tɛm, ɛn di faya bin bɔn, lɛk se dɛn dɔn blo wan big big gas paip.
  Di dwɔvin mashɛl bin tɔk wit pwɛl at se:
  - Dɛn de bɛn wi, bɔt wi nɔ de giv ɔp! - Di skwea kɔmanda notis (ɔ rayt in ɔlografik imej, di dwɔf insɛf bin de pan ɔda ship we na di Gross-Dreadnought klas!). - I go nid fɔ lanch at le sɔm kɔwnta atak pan ɛnimi kɔmyunikeshɔn ɛn sapɔt layn dɛn.
  Di Fetal Emparɔ bin grin tru in bɔysh ɔlogram.
  - Wetin, insay yu opinion, a bi pɔsin we lɔs!
  Di dwɔf mashɛl bin grɔmbul ɛn spre in fut dɛn:
  "Bɔt dɛn nɔ de sev amunishɔn atɔl." Dis min se dɛn gɛt inof. Nɔto so i bi, mi masta?
  Di Embryo Emparɔ nɔ bin gri se:
  - Nɔ nɔto lɛk dis! Big kɔmanda valyu pas in ed, so ɛlmɛt we de tek tɛm ɛn we i de kɔba kɔni nɔ go du am bad! Fɔ tɔk smɔl, di ɛnimi stil de insay di swit ilyushɔn se ɔltin fayn wit am, bɔt fɔ tru, wi win dɔn ɔlrɛdi nia! Fɔ slap we yu nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt, tan lɛk fɔ riples fist wit sɔd we dɛn mek wit alɔy stɛl!
  
  
  WITTMAN DE ALAYV
  Wan smɔl chenj na di istri we gɛt fɔ du wit di big sakrifays we di Nazi dɛn bin gɛt we dɛn bin de fɛt di Ardennes. Di Nazi dɛn bin go bifo fast fast, dɛn bin ebul fɔ krɔs brij ɛn kech westɛm wit wɛpɔn, amunishɔn ɛn fiul. Di sakses bin izi bak bikɔs Wittmann bin tek pat pan di strayk, we nɔ lɛk di rial stori, i nɔ day! Ɛn wetin? Rial hiro dɛn nɔ de ɛva day ɛn dɛn nɔ de day! Wittman kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt ɛn rak di skɔ dɛn. Afta dɛn dɔn pwɛl di tu ɔndrɛd tank, i bi di fɔs ɛn te naw di wangren tank we dɛn gi di Nayt Krɔs fɔ di Ayɔn Krɔs wit ɔk lif, sɔd ɛn dayamɔn.
  Di sɛns we Witman bin gɛt bin chenj di we aw istri bin de go smɔl. Ɛn di Jamani pipul dɛn bin tɔn to pipul dɛn we laki smɔl, fast, ɛn wok fayn. Ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ du wetin i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn apin na di rial stori, bɔt na jɔs tu-tri awa dɛn nɔ bin de. Ɛn so dɛn bin kech di westɛm dɛn, ɛn di Jaman ami bin gɛt pawa fɔ krɔs. Dis bin mek dɛn bin kech Brussels, ɛn dɛn bin kech bɔku bɔku British ɛn Amɛrikan sojaman dɛn.
  Stalin nɔ bin de rɔsh fɔ atak yet, i bin want fɔ mek dɛn win di Alay dɛn mɔ pawaful wan na di Wɛst.
  Di fɛt dɛn sho se di Tayga-2 na wɛpɔn we rili wok pan ɔl we i kam pan wɛpɔn ɛn frɔntal klos. Di Jamani dɛn, we si se di Rɛd Ami nɔ de du natin na di ist, dɛn put ɔda yunit dɛn fɔ go fɛt di fɛt ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ bil pan dɛn sakrifays. Di Fritz bin gɛt bak di nyu gɔn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ mek dɛnsɛf E-25, we bin smɔl pan saiz ɛn wet, bɔt i bin gɛt strɔng wɛpɔn ɛn gud klos, ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na fɔ muv.
  As a rizulyt, nyu viktri... Naw di Krauts de na Paris. Dem de tek di French kapital bak.
  Ɛn dis na wetin Stalin want - fɔ mek dɛn kil di padi dɛn, ɛn afta dat di USSR go gɛt ɔl Yurop.
  Stalin na sly fox... Bot Churchill no bi idiot tu. We Ruzvelt day, in ɛn Truman bin sayn wan trus wit di Third Reich. Na di sem tɛm, dɛn pul di lef-lef pan di sojaman dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn win kɔmɔt na Frans. Ɛn fɔ tru wit wan kɔmplit chenj fɔ prizina dɛn fɔ wɔ, ɛn ivin wit di saplai fɔ fiul ɛn sapɔt to di Tɔd Rayk.
  Jamani bin ansa bay we dɛn pul di lɔ dɛn we bin de agens di Ju pipul dɛn. Bɔt di Ju pipul dɛn bin stil de na di kamp dɛn, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin bɔn dɛn, dɛn bin jɔs fos dɛn fɔ wok, ɛn di Amɛrikin dɛn bin de sɛn tin fɔ it ɛn tin dɛn we dɛn kin it wit tin dɛn fɔ it na di kamp dɛn.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt fri an na Frans ɛn Itali. Naw Stalin bin mek wan prɔpɔzal fɔ mek dɛn gɛt sɛpret pis. Bɔt Hitlɛr nɔ bin gri fɔ du am. Insay Jun, di Fritz bin bigin fɔ fɛt. Di fɔs E-50 tank dɛn bin kam insay di siriɔs. Bɔt as i bi, di motoka nɔ bin wok fayn atɔl. I wet bin stil ay, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i rich 65 tan, ɛn i bin gɛt wan silhouette we smɔl pas di wan we di Tayga-2 bin gɛt, bɔt di klos we dɛn bin de wɛr bin tik di sem, i klia se i nɔ bin du fɔ am, mɔ na di sayd dɛn. Di 88 mm gɔn we gɛt barɛl lɔng we na 100 EL bin tɔn aut fɔ bɛtɛ smɔl. I bin de faya twɛlv shot dɛn fɔ wan minit.
  Drayvin pefɔmans bin ad bay wan mɔ pawaful injin, aksɛleret te to 1200 ɔspaw. In jɛnɛral, di tank, fɔ tru, bin impɔtant we yu kɔmpia am wit di Tayga-2 ɛn i bin gɛt smɔl mɔ rɛshɔnal slɔp pan di klos, bɔt i bin stil de vulnerable frɔm di sayd dɛn.
  Di E-100 bin gɛt bɛtɛ protɛkshɔn, bɔt di ebi wet we i bin gɛt bin mek i nɔ izi fɔ transpɔt ɛn yuz am fɔ fɛt. Di wan we bin wok fayn pas ɔl na di sɛlf-propɛl gɔn E-25, wit wan rili lɔw silhouette fɔ frɔntal klos we na 120 mm, wan big slɔp, ɛn sayd klos we na 82, ɛn wan kanɔn fɔ di Tayga-2, na bin di bɛst sɛlf- propelled gun of di Wehrmacht ɛn di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ. I aksɛleret to sɛvinti kilomita pan awa - wan injin we gɛt 700 ɔspawɛl, ɛn ivin rikochet IS-2 shel dɛn insay di fɔrɛst.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin slap di men blo frɔm Ɔŋgaria, we dɛn bin de tray fɔ sev Budapest, we bin stil de rawnd. Di fɛt bin rili bad.
  Di ɔfens bigin Jun 22, ɛn di Rɛd Ami bil wan rili pawaful difens. Di Jaman dɛn stil gɛt smɔl E-siris tank dɛn, na di E-25 sɛlf-prɔpul gɔn dɛn nɔmɔ gɛt bɔku bɔku wan - dɛn rili izi fɔ mek ɛn dɛn nɔ dia. Na tu gyal pikin dɛn we wɛr bikini de ledɔm insay. Di motoka de dɔŋ pas wan ɛn af mita ɛn tank to dis, i so wɛl protɛkt ɛn i gɛt wɛpɔn wit wan wet we nɔ tu bɔku.
  Tu gyal pikin dɛn we nem Charlotte ɛn Gerda, we bin de ledɔm, bin de faya di Soviet gɔn dɛn. Fɔ bifo dɛn, smɔl smɔl motoka dɛn bin de muf, we na redio bin de kɔntrol dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin de klin di say dɛn we dɛn de yuz mayn.
  Red Charlotte bin faya di kanɔn. I bin nak di Soviet gɔn ɛn shek in chɛst, ɛn i nɔ bin jɔs kɔba am wit wan tint klos. En she cooed:
  - Raging faya fɔ haypaplasma!
  Ɛn afta dat, Gɛda go slap am, yuz in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i de chirp:
  - A na rili kul gyal ɛn a nɔ bad...
  Di gɔn we i de yuz insɛf de muv insɛf. Ɛn wan wan tɛm i kin stɔp. In frɔnt klos kin slop bad bad wan, ɛn dis kin mek i protɛkt am fayn. Sɔviɛt gɔn dɛn shel dɛn kin fil fɔ rikochɛt. Ɛn natin nɔ de we de trɛtin dis kayn gɔn we de mek insɛf ed-ɔn. Dɛn kin stil hit di sayd. Bɔt di gyal pikin dɛn nɔ de rɔsh. Di effektiv self-propelled gun pas di SU-100 in armour-piercing pawa, en i tu beta protekt, mo mobayl en at di sem taim layt.
  Ɛn di Rɛd Ami nɔ gɛt inof dray guds. Men wan di T-34-85 tank, we nɔ pawaful wit in gɔn ɛn we gɛt wik klos. Ɛn di Jaman gɔn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ mek dɛnsɛf E-25, bay di we, i layt, i strɔng pasmak pan wɛpɔn ɛn gɔn.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn de fɛt... Rili fayn ɛn yɔŋ. Ɛn dɛn gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf kin bɔm ɛn trowe...
  Di Fritz dɛn bin ebul fɔ brok tru go na Budapest. Wan win we bin mek pɔsin biliv, we di Soviet yunit dɛn bin de rawnd am. Dɛn bin kech bɔku pan dɛn ɛn kil dɛn.
  Na tru se di Nazi dɛn bin lɔs bɔku tin dɛn. Ɛn nɔto so bɔku trɛnk de. Wɛl, if dɛn stil de mek ikwipmɛnt, dat min se pipul dɛn nɔ go du fɔ dɛn.
  Ɛn dɛn kin kɔl pikin ɛn uman dɛn fɔ go fɛt wɔ. Ɔ fɔrina dɛn, bɔt dɛn nɔ kin abop pan dɛn inof.
  Bɔt di fɛt de kɔntinyu... Di Rɛd Ami de tinap tranga wan wit traŋa, wit bɔku difensiv layn dɛn. Di Jamani dɛn go bifo fɔ wan ɔndrɛd kilomita ɛn stɔp. A nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ trɛnk. Ɛn di Rɛd Ami sɛf de go fɔ fɛt. Bɔt i nɔ rili sakrifays bak ɛn i de push di Jamani pipul dɛn na sayd smɔl.
  Tide winta kam... Di frɔnt layn de stebul. Insay Janwari 1946, di Rɛd Ami go go bifo na Is Prɔshia ɛn Polan, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin go bifo bɛtɛ.
  Di Jaman dɛn nɔ kin rɔk di bot insay di kol sizin. Di fɛt-fɛt dɛn na blɔd. Bɔt di frɔnt layn de slo...
  Ɛn wan tɛm we bin de insay di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ bigin. Di frɔnt layn kin bi inaktiv. Di Jamani ɛn fɔrina divishɔn dɛn kin go bifo insay di sɔmma, ɛn di Rɛd Ami insay di kol sizin. Ɛn nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ gɛt bɔku sakrifays.
  Ia afta ia, wɔ de go bifo. Di Jamani pipul dɛn de bifo smɔl pas di USSR we dɛn de mek jet plen dɛn. Di USSR bin mek di MIG-15 bigin fɔ mek bɔku bɔku wan insay 1949 nɔmɔ. Bɔt bay dis tɛm di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt ME-462 ɛn XE-362. Ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na disk plen dɛn, we nɔ pɔsibul fɔ shot dɔŋ frɔm pawaful laminar jet wit smɔl an dɛn.
  Di tank dɛn gɛt di Jaman "E" siriɔs... Difrɛn frɔm dat, di T-54 ɛn IS-7 bin apia. Bɔt di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn lanch di AG siriɔs - wan we gɛt mɔ advans pyramidal.
  Bɔt nɔbɔdi nɔ bin gɛt bɛnifit. Di fɔs layn stil de na in ples.
  Te Stalin day insay Mach 1953...
  Ɛn na ya, we dɛn tek advantej pan sɔm kɔnfyushɔn we bin de na di pati lidaship ɛn di strɛch fɔ pawa, di Jamani dɛn bin ebul fɔ gɛt sakrifays. Bɔt afta we dɛn arɛst ɛn kil Beria, dɛn pik Vasilevsky, we na di bigman pan strateji, fɔ bi di Suprim Kɔmanda-in-Chif, ɛn dɛn mek di edman fɔ di Stet Difɛns Kɔmiti we nem Malenkov strɔng. Di frɔnt layn dɔn stebul insay di bɔda dɛn na Yurop.
  Wail wan tɛm bin de we dɛn bin de fɛt fɔ pawa na di USSR, di Jamani dɛn bin ebul fɔ rich di Neman, ɛn tek bak di Bolkans, Romania, Bulgaria, Slovakia, Gris, Albania ɛn gɛt ful kɔntrol bak pan Yurop.
  Bɔt di frɔnt layn bin stebul bak ɔlrɛdi na di bɔda dɛn na di USSR insay 1941...
  Ɛn afta dat Disɛmba 1955... Di Rɛd Ami, akɔdin to tradishɔn, de go bifo bak insay di kol sizin. Ɔmɔs ia di wɔ dɔn te? Horror fɔtin ɛn af! Ɛn no ɛnd nɔ de fɔ si!
  As lɔng as Hitler de alayv, di wɔ nɔ go dɔn. Malenkov bin want fɔ mek pis de insay di sem bɔda dɛn te to Jun 22, 1941. Bɔt Hitlɛr trangayes ɛn i want fɔ win ilɛk wetin apin!
  Di Rɛd Ami de go bifo. Di nyu IS-12 tank de go fɛt. Wan motoka we gɛt 203-mm kaliba gɔn. Na big wan, wit tɛn mashin gɔn dɛn. Ɛn siks gyal pikin dɛn - kru mɛmba dɛn. Dɛn kin tray di fɔs mɔdel fɔ di tank. Yu nɔ tink se i tu big ɛn ebi? Yu tink se di mashin de wok fayn? Di gyal pikin dɛm, pan ɔl we Krismas de na Disɛmba 25 ɛn di frɔst, dɛn jɔs wɛr bikini. Na tru se di tank gɛt di laytst gas tɔbayn injin, ɛn i wam. Apat frɔm dat, di siks gyal pikin dɛnsɛf nɔ simpul.
  Dɛn dɔn de fɛt frɔm fɔti wan ia. Ɛn wi bin yus fɔ de klos to nekɛd pan ɛni wɛda. Infakt, we yu de wɛr bikini ɔltɛm, yu kin stɔp fɔ fil kol. Ɛn di skin kin bi ɛlastik ɛn i kin te.
  Girls de draiv wan kil mashin wit bare leg. Dɛn rili fayn ɛn dɛn fayn.
  Alenka na di bɔs ya ɛn na di kru kɔmanda. Wetin di titi nɔ si insay fɔtin ɛn af ia we wɔ dɔn de? Usay i dɔn go? Di frɔnt dɔn pas frɔm Brest to Stalingrad, frɔm Stalingrad to di Vistula, ɛn naw dɛn de go bifo na di Bialystok eria. Bialystok insɛf stil de na di Jamani pipul dɛn. Di fɔs layn bin kam fɔ bi stebul. Ɛn dɛn bin dig fayn fayn trench dɛn.
  So, infakt, di wɔ nɔ gɛt ɛnd... Ɛn i kin go fɔ pas wan ia. Ɛn wetin dis traŋa Hitlɛr want?
  Na ya bak, USA ɛn Briten nɔ want pis bitwin di USSR ɛn di Third Reich. Dɛn want mek ɔl tu di say dɛn dɔnawe wit dɛnsɛf kpatakpata.
  Di gyal pikin dɛm we de na di IS-12 de go bifo. Di frɔntal armor fɔ di tank na 450 mm pan wan angle. Di projɛktayl dɛn de bounce off. Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn kin faya bak.
  Bɔt na wan tank we tan lɛk dis de na di USSR te naw. Di IS-10 dɔn ɔlrɛdi de na prodakshɔn, bɔt i we fifti tan. Di IS-7 stil de prodyuz as di T-54. Di T-55 don apia bak bitwin di masses, bot so fa i jos de enta prodakshon. Di Jamani dɛn gɛt tank dɛn we tan lɛk piramid. Dɔn bak, i rili strɔng ɛn pafɛkt. Ɛn gɔn dɛn we gɛt ay prɛshɔn wit shɔt barɛl dɛn.
  So di fɛt we de bifo na di wan we siriɔs pas ɔl. Natasha ɛn Anyuta shot frɔm wan pawaful ship in gɔn ɛn swɛt:
  - Wi flag go de oba Berlin!
  Ɛn dɛn bin de sho dɛn wayt tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal. En yu no kin stop di gyal pikin dem wit mine.
  Tu shel hit di frontal armour... Dem rikochet. Nɔ, di IS-12 na siriɔs motoka ɛn yu nɔ go ebul fɔ tek am so izi.
  Bɔt i tan lɛk se di IS-7 we de muf go na di gyal pikin dɛn rayt an, i dɔn gɛt hit frɔm wan ay prɛshɔn kanɔn ɛn i stɔp. Damaged di hansam man.
  Alenka, we de fleks in bɛlɛ mɔsul dɛn, de siŋ:
  - Ɔltin we nɔ pɔsibul pɔsibul na wi wɔl, Nyutɔn diskɔba se tu ɛn tu de mek 4!
  Di fɛt stil de go bifo ɛn nɔ stɔp. Wan Soviet kanɔn nak di Jamani dɛn. Big Marusya de put shel insay di brich. Dis na di layf ɛn di destiny fɔ gyal pikin dɛn. Ɛn dɛn kin siŋ se:
  - Nɔbɔdi nɔ go stɔp wi, nɔbɔdi nɔ go win wi! Rɔshian wulf dɛn de krɔs di ɛnimi, Rɔshian wulf dɛn - wan salut to di hiro dɛn!
  Ɔgɔstin we bin de faya mashin gɔn dɛn bin tɔk se:
  - Insay wan oli wɔ! I go bi wi win! Rɔshian flag fɔ go bifo, glori to di hiro dɛn we dɔn fɔdɔm!
  Ɛn bak di kil gɔn de ala ɛn sawnd:
  - Nɔbɔdi nɔ go stɔp wi, nɔbɔdi nɔ go win wi! Rɔshian wulf dɛn de krɔs di ɛnimi, dɛn gɛt tranga an!
  Maria, dis gyal we gɛt gold ia de dayrɛkt di tank ɛn swɛt:
  - Mek wi krɔs di fasist dɛn tranga wan!
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn de gɛt prɔblɛm, dɛn de fɛt bak na di skay. Bɔt te naw di MIG-15 nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ spid ɛn aw dɛn de yuz am pas di Jamani brand dɛn. Di fɛt de go bifo di sem we.
  Huffman, dis fayn fayn es payɔnia, bin mek gud wok insay di wɔ ia dɛn. Mɔ prɛsishɔn, wɔndaful ɛn fantastik. Afta i rich tri ɔndrɛd plen dɛn i gɛt di Nayt Krɔs fɔ di Ayɔn Krɔs wit silva ɔk lif sɔd ɛn dayamɔn. We i rich fɔ 400 plen dɛn we dɛn dɔn fɔdɔm, i gɛt di Nayt Krɔs fɔ di Ayɔn Krɔs wit gold ɔk lif dɛn, sɔd dɛn ɛn dayamɔn dɛn. Fɔ fayv ɔndrɛd plen dɛn i bin gɛt di Ɔda fɔ di Jaman Igul wit dayamɔn, ɛn afta wan tawzin di Nayt Krɔs fɔ di Ayɔn Kros wit platina ɔk lif sɔd ɛn dayamɔn. Ɛn bikɔs i bin dɔn rich tu tawzin plen dɛn, i bin gɛt di Grɛnd Krɔs fɔ di Nayt Krɔs.
  Di spɛshal payɔnia bin ebul fɔ win bɔku tin dɛn we i bin de flay na di skay. Ɛn i bin stil de alayv. I nɔ tu te yet we dɛn bin promot Huffman to di rank fɔ bi jenɛral. Bɔt i bin stil de flay as prayvet payɔnia.
  As dem se, i nɔ de bɔn na faya ɛn i nɔ de drawn na wata. Insay bɔku ia we dɛn bin de fɛt wɔ, Huffman bin gɛt di instinkt fɔ ɔntinman. I bin bi wan supa-lɛjɛndari payɔt ɛn i bin rili pɔpul. Bɔt i bin gɛt wan strɔng kɔmpitishɔn - Agave, we tu pas di figa fɔ tu tawzin motoka dɛn we dɛn dɔn dɔŋ. Ɛn i bin de kech Huffman. Bɔt i stil rili yɔŋ, ɛn i nɔ lɔs wan fɛtman yet.
  Di titi bin de pres di pedal dɛn wit in fut dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we dɛn kɔt kɔt ɛn faya wan bɔs pan ɛya kanɔn dɛn. Ɛn naw dɛn dɔn shot 4 Soviet MIG-15 motoka dɛn.
  Agave de gigl ɛn se:
  - To som extent, wi ol bi bitch! Bɔt a gɛt nerv dɛn we tan lɛk stɛl!
  Ɛn bak di titi tɔn bak. I de shot dɔŋ sɛvin USSR ayrakt dɛn insay wan bɔrst - siks MiG ɛn wan TU-4, ɛn i de swɛt:
  - In jenɛral, if a nɔto supa, den a na haypa!
  Agave, na tru se, na bitch. Paylɔt frɔm Lusifa. Rili fayn fayn ɔni blond.
  Na ya i faya ɔda bɔrst ɛn shot et Soviet MIG-15 plen dɛn wan tɛm ɛn bip:
  - Mi na di mɔs kriet ɛn riaktiv!
  Di titi rili nɔto fulman. I ebul fɔ du ɔltin ɛn i ebul fɔ du ɔltin. Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ kɔl am prayvet pɔsin.
  Ɛn in leg dɛn so tan, so grasful...
  Bɔt Mirabela de fɛt agens am... Fɔ lɔng tɛm, Kozhedub na bin di bɛst Soviet es. I bin gɛda siks gold sta dɛn fɔ di hiro na di USSR, we i bin dɔn shot wan ɔndrɛd ɛn siksti sɛvin plen dɛn. Bɔt afta dat, i day. Dɔn nɔbɔdi nɔ bin ebul fɔ brok in rɛkɔd. Ɛn na jɔs naw Mirabela pas Kozhedub. Ɛn bikɔs i bin dɔn shot pas wan ɔndrɛd ɛn et plen dɛn, i bin bi sɛvin tɛm hiro na di USSR.
  Dis na wan Tɛminatɔ gyal! Sɔmbɔdi lɛk am go stɔp ɔs we de rɔn ɛn go insay wan smɔl os we de bɔn.
  Ɛn ivin kol pas dat.
  Mirabela bin gɛt wan prɔblɛm we nɔ bin izi fɔ am. A bin dɔn ɛnd ɔp na wan ples usay dɛn de mek pikin dɛn wok. I nɔ wɛr fut ɛn i wɛr grey klos, i kɔt di fɔrɛst ɛn saw di trɔnk dɛn. I bin rili strɔng ɛn i bin gɛt wɛlbɔdi. Insay big big frɔst, i bin de waka barefut ɛn insay prizin pajama. Ɛn at least wan tɛm a go sniz.
  Na tru se dɛn bin notis dis tin we bin de apin na di frɔnt dɛn bak. Fɔ lɔng tɛm, Mirabela bin fɛt na di infantri, dɔn i bi payɔnia. Mirabela bin gɛt in fɔs baptizim wit faya insay di fɛt na Mɔsko, usay i bin go wantɛm wantɛm afta di kɔloni. Ɛn na de i sho insɛf se i kol.
  I bin fɛt wit in fut ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i nekɛd insay di bad bad frɔst we bin rili paralayz di Wehrmacht. I bin so wan damn, invincible gyal. Ɛn i bin ebul fɔ du am gud gud wan.
  Mirabela bin biliv se di USSR go win jisnɔ. Bɔt tɛm de go. Mɔ ɛn mɔ pipul dɛn de sɔfa, bɔt win nɔ de kam. Ɛn i kin rili mek pɔsin fred.
  Mirabela de drim bɔt win ɛn ajɔstmɛnt. I gɛt sɛvin sta dɛn na di USSR - dis pas ɛni ɔda pɔsin! Ɛn damn, i fit fɔ gɛt in awɔd dɛn! Ɛn i go kɔntinyu fɔ kɛr di sojaman dɛn krɔs. Ivin if Stalin day, in wok de kɔntinyu fɔ de!
  Wan titi kam insay ɛn hang ɔut... Shot wan Jamani XE-362 ɛn swɛt:
  - Aerobatiks fɔ mek yu ebul fɔ du sɔntin! Ɛn wan damn nyu kru!
  Rili kul gyal. Rial kobra ebul fɔ du bɔku tin.
  Mirabela na nyu sta...
  Di fɛt de go fɔ sɔm dez te di nyu ia kam... Di Soviet IS-12 bin gɛt damej pan di rɔla ɛn trak dɛn - dɛn de ripɛnt am. Yɛs, dis kayn kruk wɔ we nɔ gɛt sɔri-at. Ɛn aw lɔng i go las?
  Ɛn ɔl dis na bikɔs Witman bin sev frɔm di fɛt dɛn we dɛn bin fɛt na di Wɛst.
  Wittmann insɛf bin fɛt insay wan tank kru fɔ sɔm tɛm. Afta i dɔn briŋ di kɔnt to tri ɔndrɛd motoka dɛn, nɔ kɔnt gɔn, mɔta, trak, motoka ɛn ɔda tin dɛn, dɛn gi am di awɔd: di Nayt Krɔs fɔ di Ayɔn Kros wit gold ɔk lif, sɔd ɛn dayamɔn, ɛn dɛn promot am to jenɛral.
  Afta dat, i nɔ bin fɛt igen. Bɔt na in bin de oba di nɔmba siks, SS tank ami.
  Kurt Knipsel bin bi di tank as we bin gɛt mɔ sakrifays pan di Wehrmacht. Bɔt na afta fayv ɔndrɛd tank dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn pwɛl, na in i gɛt di Nayt Krɔs fɔ di Ayɔn Krɔs.
  Somhow dem bin depriv am of awards. Na tru se bikɔs i dɔn rich wan tawzin tank dɛn, i dɔn gɛt: di nayt in krɔs we di ayɛn krɔs wit silva ɔk lif, sɔd ɛn dayamɔn.
  Kurt Knipsel na wan mashin we rili ebul fɔ fɛt. Dɛn bin fɛt insay difrɛn tank dɛn. I bin de ple gɔn ɛn i bin de oba di kɔmanda. Fɔ lɔng tɛm, a bin de waka bifo ɔlman we nɔ gɛt kɔmpitishɔn.
  Bɔt di fayn fayn Gɛda bin dɔn ebul fɔ kech am. Di gyal pikin dɛn bin fɛt fayn fayn wan. Bɔt afta dat, dɛn bin stɔp fɔ stɔp. Ɔl di 4 fayn uman dɛn bin gɛt bɛlɛ ɛn bɔn tu pipul dɛn: wan bɔy pikin ɛn wan gyal pikin. Bɔt afta di brɛk dɛn mek am kwik kwik wan.
  Ɛn naw Gɛda dɔn baypas Knisel.
  Aw dɛn go avɔyd fɔ go rawnd? Dɛn kin fɛt barefut ɛn jɔs insay bikini. Di gyal pikin dɛn tek ɔda briŋ, ɛn bɔn pikin dɛn bak. Ɛn naw wi bin de kam nia di nɔmba fɔ tu tawzin tank dɛn we dɛn dɔn pwɛl. Ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ kɔnt pan wan blɛsin we nɔbɔdi nɔ si yet: di sta na di Nayt Krɔs na di Ayɔn Krɔs wit silva ɔk lif, sɔd ɛn dayamɔn.
  Dis na di gyal pikin dɛn!
  Gerda shot di Soviet motoka. I kɔt di tawa ɛn ala se:
  - Mi na wan damn tin!
  Ɛn i de shot bak. I de go insay T-54. Ɛn i de swɛt:
  - Ɔmlan Jamani!
  Di titi de twit. Ɛn i rili aktif... Yes, i gɛt da kayn stratejik streak de. Na 1956 dɔn... Di wɔ de go bifo... Nɔ want fɔ stɔp. Di Rɛd Ami de tray fɔ go bifo na difrɛn say dɛn. Bɔt tek tɛm, na smɔl pipul dɛn nɔmɔ lɛf.
  Ɛn Rɔshia de blɔd.
  Di Rɛd Ami de tray fɔ go bifo to Romɛnia. Ɛn afta dat, pawaful artileri barrage, shot, ɛn kil.
  Bɔt di ɛnimi de wet. Di Jamani dɛn gɛt di tank we pipul dɛn lɛk pas ɔl, we na di AG-50. I bɛtɛ pas di T-54 pan protɛkshɔn, mɔ na di sayd dɛn ɛn, sɔntɛm, pan di pawa we di gɔn gɛt fɔ pier di wɛpɔn dɛn, bɔt i ebi pasmak. Na tru se di spid we di Jamani de spid pas am bikɔs ɔf di gas tɔbayn injin.
  Di Jaman tank de faya ɛn skor.
  Di wan dɛn we de wok na Magaret in bot de fɛt. Fɛt insay kol blɔd. Jamani gyal pikin dɛn shot wan Soviet tank. Ɛn dɛn kin swɛt wit gladi at.
  Yes, en yu no kin get tru ya...
  Wan disk we Albina ɛn Alvina de payɔt de rawnd na di skay. Tu blant gyal pikin dɛn gɛt Soviet motoka dɛn. Ɛn dɛn kin du am wit masta sabi buk. Di komplit invulnerable diskus rams Migi ɛn Tu. Killer motoka. Ɛn di wɔman dɛn kin pres dɛn fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn dɛn nɔ de gi di Rɛd Ami chans na di skay.
  Di disk plen na sɔntin we sayɛnsman dɛn na di USSR nɔ go ebul fɔ kɔpi. Dis na sɔntin we dɛn nɔ dɔn fɛn ɛni mɛrɛsin fɔ am. Ɛn di Jamani pipul dɛn kin fil se dɛn rili gɛt kɔnfidɛns na di ays. Ɛn dɛn de fɛt lɛk majik man dɛn wit majik stik.
  Albina, we i de pɔynt in disk to di ɛnimi, i swɛt se:
  - If Gɔd de, dat min se na Jamani!
  Alvina, we bin de krɔs di ɛnimi, bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Fɔ tru, na Jamani!
  Ɛn di titi laf... In jɔnal, i bin taya bak wit di wɔ we nɔ gɛt ɛnd. Wɛl, Jamani ɛn Rɔshian dɛn kin kil dɛnsɛf. Fɔ tɔk mɔ, na di Rɛd Ami ɛn di Wehrmacht. Bɔt di frɔnt layn stil nɔ de muv... Ɛn nɔbɔdi nɔ de si ɛnd ɔ ed.
  Wɔ... Dis dɔn ɔlrɛdi bi rial tin. Di wɔri pipul dɛn we dɛn bɔn afta di wɔ bigin, de fɛt na di skay ɛn na grɔn.
  Fɔ ɛgzampul, wan man we nem Hans Feuer. Di yɔŋ wan we gɛt di Ɔda fɔ di Ayɔn Krɔs, Fɔs Klas. Ɛn afta dat, i bi di yɔŋ wan we gɛt di Ɔda fɔ di Nayt Krɔs fɔ di Ayɔn Krɔs fɔ we i kech wan Soviet jenɛral.
  Yɛs, dis rili rili kɔl.
  Hans Feuer na pɔsin we rili lɛk fɔ fɛt. Di bɔbɔ de fɛt lɛk jayant, ɛn i kin kol friz insay di kol sizin, i kin wɛr shɔt nɔmɔ.
  Dis na rili rili kɔl!
  Hans bin gɛt nem fɔ lɔng lɔng tɛm!
  Ɛn in jɔnal, dis kayn wɔ we nɔ pɔsibul fɔ biliv ɛn we rili strɔng de apin ya... Ɛni AI de fade.
  Ɛn na Romɛnia, di Rɛd Ami nɔ go ebul fɔ go insay di Jaman difɛns dɛn. Ɔl tu di say dɛn bin lɔs. Janwari de tik... Ɛn ɛvride mɔ ɛn mɔ pipul dɛn de kil ɛn wund.
  No biginin ɔ ɛnd nɔ de fɔ krayse.
  Agave de na di skay bak ɛn i shot Soviet motoka dɛn. I na pɔsin we de fɛn animal ɛn i de it animal dɛn. I de slap di ɛnimi.
  Di motoka dɛn we i hit fɔdɔm. Ɛn afta dat, di titi faya pan di grɔn fɔs dɛn. Knock out di IS-7. Ɛn i de laf:
  - Na mi na di bɛst! Mi na di gyal we de kil ɛnimi dɛn!
  Ɛn bak dɛn kin transfa am to ay target dɛn. Dis na di wan we de pwɛl tank ɛn ɔl di motoka dɛn we de flay ɛn shot.
  Wɛl, na dis de bɔyl na di frɔnt. Ɛn na di os, sayɛnsman dɛn de tray fɔ mek sɔntin we go kil pɔsin. Pan ɔl we i nɔ de wok di bɛst.
  Bɔt na wan smɔl tank AG-5 de ya. Wan mashin we wet sɛvin tan. Fɔ pas di tɛst dɛn we dɛn kin du fɔ fɛt. Ɛn i de swɛt ɛn swɛt di ɛnimi.
  Ɛn we i rich di tɛm fɔ siŋ, nɔbɔdi nɔ go stɔp wi ɔ win wi!
  Di AG-5 de rɔsh along ɛn shot as i de go. Ɛn dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔp dis kayn tank. Ɛn di shɔɛl dɛn kin rikochɛt.
  Ɛn insay di motoka, wan bɔbɔ we ol tɛn ia we nem Fridrik sidɔm ɛn i de swɛt se:
  - Ɛn a go rili bi wan supa fɛtman!
  Ɛn bak i faya... Ɛn i hit di sɛntrɔm pat pan di tawa. Ɛn di pawa we i gɛt fɔ pwɛl, pan ɔl we i smɔl, na big big pawa.
  Ɛn na di skay Ɛlga de fɛt. Wan titi we nɔ wɛr fut we wɛr bikini de tayp di bil dɛn. Ɛn i kin gladi fɔ di fayn fayn tin dɛn we i dɔn du.
  En Agave gets ahead... En tu fait.
  It"s already February 1956... Di Rɛd Ami nɔ bin ebul fɔ gɛt sakrifays ɛnisay. Bɔt di Jamani dɛnsɛf nɔ go ebul fɔ go bifo. Fɔmidabul ɔndagrɔn tank dɛn de go fɛt. Bɔt dɛn na jɔs taktik.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn rɔsh ɔnda grɔn, pwɛl wan batri we gɛt Soviet gɔn dɛn ɛn kam bak bak.
  Na da sem tɛm de, dɛn bin kech tu-tri payɔnia dɛn. Di gyal pikin dɛn pul di bɔbɔ dɛn we dɛn bin kech ɛn bigin fɔ mek dɛn sɔfa. Dɛn bin de bit di payɔnia dɛn wit waya, dɔn dɛn bin de ros dɛn il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin wit faya. Dɔn dɛn bigin fɔ brok mi fut finga dɛn wit ɔt tong. Di bɔbɔ dɛn bin de ala bikɔs dɛn bin de fil pen. We di gyal pikin dɛn dɔn, dɛn bin de bɔn sta dɛn na dɛn chɛst wit ɔt ayɛn ɛn dɛn bin de krɔs dɛn man pafɛkt tin dɛn wit dɛn but. Di las tin bin dɔn di payɔnia dɛn ɛn dɛn bin fɔdɔm bikɔs dɛn bin shɔk we dɛn bin de fil pen.
  Di gyal pikin dem, fo shot, sho top klas pefomans. Bɔt bak di Jamani dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ du ɛnitin we impɔtant.
  Pawaful gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf: "Sturmmaus", we dɛn kin faya na di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn pozishɔn dɛn. Dɛn bin de du bɔku tin dɛn we de pwɛl ɛn pwɛl. Bɔt wan Soviet atak plen bin kɔmɔt na wan pan di motoka dɛn, ɛn di Kraut famili bin kam bak.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin tray fɔ yuz diskɛt fɔ krɔs di Soviet batri dɛn. Dɛn bin de yuz ɛdjɛg ɛn tin dɛn we de bɔn fɔ fɛt dɛn. Na wan totɛl ɛkshɛnj fɔ blo dɛn bin de.
  Na Albina ɛn Alvina de bak pan dɛn flay sosa. Dɛn kin pɔynt yuz dɛn fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin fɔ pres di joystik bɔtin dɛn ɛn du am wit sɛns pasmak.
  Na tru se di gyal pikin dɛn de sho di ay ay aerobatics. Dɛn pul dɛn disk, ɛn dɛn shot wan duzin Soviet mashin dɛn we de flay.
  Albina de chirp:
  - Furious kɔnstrɔkshɔn skwad! Wan sta dɛn go fɔdɔm!
  Ɛn i tɔn in motoka rawnd bak. Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn de pwɛl di Rɛd Ami. Pantap dat, fɔ tru tru...
  Alvina shot wan duzin Soviet plen dɛn bak ɛn swɛt:
  - Krayzi gyal pikin dɛm, ɛn nɔto vajin atɔl!
  Di las wan na tru. Di man ɛn in wɛf bin ɛnjɔy dɛnsɛf bad bad wan wit di man dɛn. Ɛn i bin de du ɔlkayn tin. Girls bin lɛk man - i bin mek dɛn gladi! Ɛn mɔ if yu de wok wit yu tɔng.
  Wan gyal we gɛt di ay ay rank... Dɛn bin de mek di payɔnia sɔfa... Fɔs dɛn pul in klos ɛn tɔn tu-tri bɔkit wata dɔŋ in trot. Dɔn dɛn briŋ wan ɔt ayɛn to di bɛlɛ we dɔn swel. Ɛn aw dɛn bin de bɔn! Di payɔnia ala wit wayl pen... Wan bɔn smel bin de.
  Alvina bin nak am na di sayd wit wan waya we wam. Ɛn aw i want fɔ laf... I rili fani.
  Dɔn i bin siŋ se:
  - A taya fɔ harrow di riya - A want fɔ tiz mi gladi at!
  Ɛn i go rili laf! Ɛn i go pul in tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal! Dis gyal lɛk fɔ kil, wetin na gyal pikin!
  Ɛn di titi in leg dɛn ɔl nɔ gɛt natin ɛn fayn. I lɛk fɔ waka barefut pan di kol dɛn. Ɛn bak fɔ drɛb payɔnia dɛn we dɛn dɔn kapchɔ. Dɛn kin swɛt so we dɛn de frɛsh dɛn il. Ivin Alvina kin si am se i rili fani. Ɛn Albina na gyal bak, lɛ wi fes am - supa! Aw fɔ ɛlb ɔpɔnɛnt na di chin. Ɛn i de swɛt:
  - Mi na gyal we de na di ay klas!
  Ɛn i de sho in tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal. We de spak lɛk se dɛn dɔn polish. Ɛn di pɔsin we de fɛt wɔ rili wɔndaful! Dis kin bi sɔntin we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ tɔk insay fayn fayn stori ɔ we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ tɔk bɔt wit pen!
  Dɛn tu wɔri pipul ya kin nak di Soviet MiG dɛn na di skay. Di fayn fayn tin dɛn de aktif. Nɔto smɔl dawt nɔ de pan dɛn. Ɛn da kayn wayl ɛn gladi gladi biuti de.
  Di wɔman dɛn kin kɔntrol di joystik wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn atak Rɔshian motoka dɛn. As dɛn de pres, dɛn go krɔs di fɛtman dɛn, lɛk se dɛn de nak kristal wit klɔb. Di gyal pikin dɛn nɔ gɛt sɔri-at ɛn dɛn nɔ gɛt sɔri-at. Dɛn gɛt di pawa we de mek pɔsin vɛks ɛn di faya we de mek pɔsin want fɔ du sɔntin. Ɛn kɔnfidɛns fɔ win. Ivin if di wɔ dɔn de go fɔ fayvtin ia. Bɔt i nɔ want fɔ dɔn sɛf. Albina ɛn Alvina na di say we pipul dɛn lɛk dɛn pas ɔl. Ɛn dɛn nɔ want fɔ tɔn bak ɔ stɔp fɔ smɔl tɛm. Ɛn dɛn de muf go nia dɛnsɛf ɛn ram di ɛnimi.
  Albina, we de nak di Soviet plen dɛn, ala se:
  - Di gyal taya fɔ kray, a go lɛk fɔ drɔnk di bast shuz!
  Ɛn aw i de grin ɛn flash in tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal. Ɛn aw i want man naw. I lɛk fɔ rep man dɛn. I rili gladi fɔ dis. I go tek yu ɛn rep yu.
  Albina de ala lawd wan:
  Girls sex na seks
  Na dis na fɔ big prɔgrɛs!
  Ɛn di wɔriɔ go bɔs laf... Ɛn lɛ wi kil ɔl wi ɛnimi dɛn bak. I gɛt bɔku trɛnk. Ɛn i ful-ɔp wit mɔsul trɛnk.
  Ɛn Alvina go ala se:
  - Mek wi smash di enemi to bits!
  Ɛn di wɔriman go bigin fɔ laf aktif wan! En ai imajin hau her guys bin de paw. Bɔt lɛ wi jɔs se i fayn.
  Mach dɔn ɔlrɛdi kam pan wi... Di san de shayn mɔ ɛn mɔ. Di fɔs de insay spring, Rɔshian bɔbɔ dɛn kin rɔn we dɛn nɔ wɛr fut na di sno we dɔn mɛlt. Dɛn kin laf dɛnsɛf, grin dɛnsɛf, ɛn sho dɛn fig dɛn to di Jamani pipul dɛn.
  Payɔnia dɛn we gɛt rɛd tay, kɔt dɛn ia shɔt, sɔm pan dɛn ivin shɔt. Dɛn kin rɔn ɛn jomp. Dɛn fut dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin nɔ kin kol. Dɛn dɔn rili kɔs kɔs. Girls dɛnsɛf de rɔn, dɛnsɛf nɔ gɛt sus. Di pink, rawnd il dɛn de shayn na di san. Wonderful Soviet gyal pikin dɛn. Slɛnd, atletik, yus fɔ mek satisfay wit smɔl tin.
  Ɛn ɔlman de grin ɛn grin na dɛn tit... Di fɔs de fɔ spring na rial gladi at ɛn tɔsti fɔ layt ɛn krieshɔn!
  Ɛn na ɛya fɛt de na di skay. Mirabela, dis na di nɔmba wan Soviet payɔt we shot ɔda Jaman plen. Ɛn lɛk ɔltɛm, na bikini nɔmɔ di titi wɛr. Fɔ sote go yɔŋ ɛn nɔ de ɛva fɔdɔm. Na so di spiritual trɛnk we ayd insay am de.
  Bɔt Mirabela kin lɛk bak we man dɛn tɔch am. I rili lɛk am. Na dat mek i bi payɔt... We man dɛn an de miks gyal in nekɛd, mɔsul bɔdi, na rial gladi at. Ɛn i rili fayn!
  Mirabela hit wan ɔda Nazi motoka ɛn his:
  - Mi na armored bitch!
  Di titi ivin hit di kɔntrol panɛl wit in bare, rawnd il. I rili fayn. Ɛn i nɔ go ebul fɔ falamakata.
  Mirabela kɔmɔt insay de. Ɛn Agave flay go to am. Fɔ dɔn, di tu uman dɛn we bin de payɔnia fɔ fɛt wɔ bin mit. Dɛn kin shot dɛnsɛf frɔm wan rawnd os. Dɛn kin tray fɔ gɛt am frɔm fa. Bɔt i nɔ kin wok fayn fayn wan. Dɛn tu fayn fayn uman ya de flay kɔmɔt na di layn we dɛn de shot. Ɛn dɛn bin de sho dɛn tit dɛn wit agresiv wan. Wel, uman na bitch. Dɛn kin luk dɛn kɔmpin dɛn yay tranga wan. Mɔ prɛsishɔn, ed-ɔn ɛn dɛn shot bak. Di Jaman ME-562 stil gɛt bɛtɛ wɛpɔn pas di MIG-15, ɛn dɛn bin shot di Soviet motoka dɔŋ...
  Bɔt Mirabela ebul fɔ pul di plen, ɛn i lɔs in plen fɔ di fɔs tɛm insay in plen wok. Di tin we bad pas ɔl na dat i bin dɔn ɛnd ɔp na ɛnimi dɛn teritɔri. Ɛn dis na bad tin. Yɛs, dɛn kayn spɛshal twist dɛn de fɔ fate. Ɛn pan Mach 1, 1956, di wɔl chenj, bɔt di rul we di Fuhrer de rul na di sayban gem stil de.
  VARVARA-KRASA ƐN DI SPƐS AMAZƆN DƐN
  Karen ɛn Tasha bin de ple ple na bed. Di yɔŋ uman bin gɛt abit we kin tan lɛk big big briz. Bɔt ɔltin kin dɔn. Pantap dat, na tin we dɛn nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt. Dɛn yɛri wan ala ala we de mek pɔsin yɛri.
  Wan pawaful bɔm bin shek di bildin, di wɔl dɛn krak wantɛm wantɛm ɛn afta dat dɛn brok brok. Di Prɔfɛsɔ ɛn Tasha flay ɔpsayd dɔŋ wit wan wayl swɛt. Dɛn splash wit ɔl dɛn trɛnk pan wan pila we gɛt wam wam ashis. Tasha bin swɛt bikɔs i bin de fred se:
  - Atkwek!
  Karen, we bin rili shek bikɔs dɛn bit am, bin de mɔna se:
  - Wetin na di hell!
  Tasha, we bin nekɛd af, strɔng, we gɛt mɔsul, jomp ɛn ala se:
  - Day to di Dɛbul! Gɔd blɛs am!
  Ɛn afta dat, i sidɔm. Wan faya bin de na di ɔrayzin. Di mɔs bin de gro kwik kwik wan ɛn i bin de bɔl. Di bildin dɛn we bin de rawnd bin de bɔn faya. Pipul dɛn bin de bɔn layf layf wan. Na wan grup fɔ bɔy pikin dɛn bin de ple futbɔl na di yad.
  Wan pink wef we bin de shayn bin kɔba dɛn. Di pikin dɛn we dɛn bin bit bin layt lɛk Krismas tik layt. Ɛn insay wan split sɛkɔn, dɛn tɔn to skel. Na da sem tɛm de, dɛn nɔ bin tɔch di gras, ɛn i bin jɔs de smok smɔl.
  Tasha bin fil se sɔntin we wam dɔn bɔn in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I swɛt ɛn jomp ɔp wit wan wayl kray
  Karen pul wan pistɔl ɛn his:
  - Wel, yu go get am naw!
  Dɛn bin bɔm di siti na Mɔsko. Klot we bin de bɔn, lɛk blɔk, bin fɔdɔm pan di siti. Dɛn bin de trowe difrɛn kayn bildin dɛn ɛn strɔkchɔ dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin de brok brok lɛk os dɛn we gɛt kad, ɛn dɛn bin de trowe tɔŋ dɛn we gɛt faya ɛn fɛda dɛn we gɛt bɔku bɔku kɔlɔ dɛn na difrɛn say dɛn.
  Di tin dɛn we tan lɛk disk bin de rɔsh kwik kwik wan na di skay, .
  rili fiba di bad bad flay sosa dɛn.
  Faytman dɛn bin de rɔsh fɔ go mit dɛn. Dɛn bin tray fɔ gɛt am wit rɔket.
  Bɔt di diskɛt dɛn bin gɛt kɔlɔ wit ayris, we de sho ɛni chaj. Ɛn dɛn bin de spak fɔ dɛnsɛf.
  Misɛl sistem dɛn frɔm di grɔn bin de tray fɔ rich to di alien dɛn. Bɔt i bin tan lɛk se dɛn nɔ bin notis dɛn.
  Wan rayt layt bin nak di Ostankino TV tawa. I bɛn wantɛm wantɛm ɛn bigin fɔ shayn. Bɔku bildin dɛn we bin de rawnd am bin tan lɛk se dɛn dɔn buldoz dɛn ɛn krak dɛn na di faya.
  Tasha bin ala se:
  - Blɔkbasta Amagɛdɔn!
  Karen shot op ɛn muf se:
  - A wish se a kin wek kwik kwik wan!
  Wan grin wef bin pas. I bin fɔdɔm pan Rɔshian fɛtman dɛn. Dɛn wan dɛn de lɛk ays ays, kin mɛlt wantɛm wantɛm ɛn na smɔl smɔl smok nɔmɔ lɛf biɛn.
  Tasha bin de gigl ɛn se:
  - Di ayskul dɛn de mɛlt - spring jɔs de nia di kɔna!
  Karen bin de grɔmbul se:
  -Yu don komot fo yu maind komplit?
  Ɛn i bin swing. Dɔn tu gyal pikin dɛn kam bifo am. Wan na faya rɛd ia, di ɔda wan na ɔni blant. I rili fayn, ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i nekɛd. Di rɛd uman we de na di rayt say bin kik Kerɛn na in yes. Di blant man bin slap in lɛft an. Di prɔfɛsɔ bigin fɔ blo tranga wan ɛn sink dɔŋ.
  Wan tɔd gyal bin apia, wit sɛvin kɔlɔ ia stayl ɛn i bin hang bɔku bɔku wan wit jɔyri. Pantap dat, dɛn bin de hang bidz, brɔch, breslɛt, difrɛn dɛkɔreshɔn dɛn we dɛn mek wit fayn fayn tin dɛn we de mek pɔsin shayn pan di nekɛd bɔdi.
  Di titi bin hiss se:
  - I go bi wi yon naw!
  Tasha jomp op ɛn ansa, tinap na wan stays ɛn klem in fist dɛn:
  - Nɔ go gi am bak!
  Di titi tɔn to am. I tɔn in yay, i de shayn wit ɔl di kɔlɔ dɛn we di renbo gɛt. Dɛn bin krawn in ia wit wan tiara we de shayn lɛk sta dɛn na nɛt we klin.
  Di spes wɔriɔ bin se:
  - En yu go kam wit wi!
  Tasha bin pul di briz se:
  - To di nɛks wɔl?
  Di fayn fayn uman we gɛt di sɛvin kɔlɔ ia stayl bin ansa se:
  - To di bɛst layt na di yunivas!
  Dɔn i es in an ɛn pul wan rayt. Kerɛn ɛn Tasha bin fil sɔntin we saful saful de kɔrej dɛn ɛn tikl dɛn. Ɛn afta dat, di titi ɛn di man we bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi ol midul ej bin shrink wantɛm wantɛm. Fɔ bi lɛk pɔpi sid. Wan big big briz bin pik dɛn ɛn sok dɛn insay di ston we de na di ring we de na di sɛvin kɔlɔ gyal in indeks finga.
  I tɔn rawnd, ɛn di tu fayn fayn uman dɛn we dɛn klos bin jɔs gɛt bidz na dɛn hip ɛn nɛks na dɛn chɛst, salut. Afta dat, dɛn nɔ bin de igen.
  Lef bihain onli graceful futprin pan di asfalt.
  Flay sosa dɛn bin de rawnd fayvɛl oba Mɔsko we bin dɔn pwɛl, na di Krɛmlin we bin dɔn pwɛl nɔmɔ bin lɛf. Wan ɔda pink-grin wef bin pas, ɛn i bin dɔn di bildin dɛn ɛn pipul dɛn we bin stil de alayv. Di wɔl bin shek.
  Di metro steshɔn bin krɔs ɔl wan tɛm. Ɛn ɔl di ɔndagrɔn Mɔsko bin flat. Ɔndrɛd tawzin pipul dɛn bin krɔs bikɔs ɔf di ɛl prɛs. Afta dat, wan duzin flay sosa dɛn bin layn ɛn lɔs klos wan wantɛm wantɛm. Na wan wayt strɛp nɔmɔ we bin de shayn bin lɛf na di skay.
  Bikɔs di alien dɛn bin dɔn du bad bad tin dɛn we nɔ gɛt sɛns, dɛn bin kɔmɔt de.
  Kerɛn ɛn Tasha bin si dɛnsɛf na di fɔrɛst. Ɔ sɔntin lɛk fɔrɛst. Di tik dɛn nɔ bin kɔmɔn. Big big flawa dɛn we rili brayt bin de gro pan dɛn. Ɛn bak pan di branch ɛn bush dɛn, paste, kek ɛn difrɛn kayn it dɛn de. So i bin de mek pɔsin want fɔ it ɛn i bin gɛt bɔku bɔku kɔlɔ dɛn dat Tasha nɔ bin ebul fɔ tinap fɔ am, i kɔt di kek ɛn bigin fɔ it am.
  I bin de grɔmbul, ɛn i bin de ɛnjɔy:
  - Tes fayn!
  Kerɛn bin slap in an ɛn his:
  - Nɔ tɔch! Dis na pɔyzin!
  Tasha bin snɛf wit ɔfɛnd ɛn i bin tɔk di rayt we:
  - If dɛn bin want fɔ kil wi, dɛn fɔ dɔn du am wantɛm wantɛm!
  Karen bin shrug in ed.
  - Sɔntɛm dɛn go kɔndɔkt mɔ ɛkspiriɛns pan wi!
  Tasha bin de gigl ɛn swɛt se:
  - Ɛkspiriɛns dɛn? I rili intrestin!
  Ɛn di titi bin pik bak wan kek we gɛt bɔku bɔku kɔlɔ dɛn we gɛt flawa dɛn. A bigin fɔ chew am. In tit dɛn shap. Kerɛn bin kray, bɔt i nɔ bin ambɔg am. I bin want fɔ it bak. Pantap dat, dɛn bin spɛn tu-tri awa dɛn we big big briz bin de blo. Ɛn natin nɔ de we de mek pɔsin want fɔ it lɛk fɔ du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit gladi at.
  Tasha bin gridi fɔ it di kek. A bin ivin smɛl misɛf wit krim. Di prɔfɛsɔ bin tink se:
  -Wetin gyal pikin dɛn want frɔm dɛn? Ɛn us kayn sivilizayshɔn? I tan lɛk se i rili pawaful ɛn i wikɛd. Bikɔs dɛn nɔ bin gɛt sɛrimɔni we nɔ bin nid fɔ apin, di kapital siti na Rɔshia bin tɔn to ruf. Wetin fɔ? If na Kerɛn ɛn Tasha nɔmɔ dɛn bin want? Wetin mek dɛn kin du dis kayn kruk?
  Karen tek sɔm stɛp dɛn de ɛn afta dat i go bak. Di nos dɛn bin de tikl wit di fayn fayn smel dɛn we di tin dɛn we dɛn kin mek fɔ kuk kin gɛt. A bin want fɔ it mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Kɔmɔn sɛns bin de tɛl dɛn se fɔ tru, dɛn nɔ go kil dɛn. Bɔt sɔntin we bad pas day kin wet fɔ am. Bɔt wetin mek wi fɔ angri? Yu nid fɔ strɔng fɔ fɛt!
  Kerɛn bin go nia di tik ɛn pik di kek. I bin wam, i bin saf.
  Di prɔfɛsɔ tek wan bayt we i tek tɛm it. I bin tan lɛk se fɔgɛt-mi-nɔt bin de blo na mi mɔt. I bin rili mɛlt. Yɛs, i nɔ bin ɛva it da kayn fayn kek de. Karen bin tek wan ɔda bayt. A bin si misɛf na di ol we gɛt gladi-at.
  Ivin di brayt mach bigin fɔ ple na mi ed.
  Karen bin es in an fɔ gɛt mɔ kek. Bɔt a bin tray fɔ it sloslo ɛn ɛnjɔy am.
  Yɛs, na wan strenj sivilizayshɔn. Dɛn kayn fayn fayn gyal pikin dɛn de, bɔt dɛn bin pwɛl wan ol siti. Dɛn bin de krɔs bildin dɛn lɛk vaykum bɔm we di sayz lɛk di mun.
  Kerɛn bin tray di kek, ɛn i bin tan lɛk se i bin ivin te ɛn i bin de ɛnjɔy am mɔ. Na di mɔt i rili fil lɛk Idɛn.
  Karen bin dɔn fɔ it di kek. Fɔ dɔn, a bin fil se i ful-ɔp. Ɛn i bin stɔp. I sidɔm pan di saf gras. Bɔt stil, i nɔ yɔŋ da we de. Yɛs, a bin gɛt prɔblɛm. Fɔ fɛt wit wan ol sivilizayshɔn, we in divɛlɔpmɛnt ay pas di wan we di wɔl gɛt fa fawe, na wok we nɔ pɔsibul.
  Kerɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ tinap tranga wan fɔ lɛ i ledɔm na di gras ɛn i bin kɔntinyu fɔ skwatin. I bin tray fɔ kam wit sɔm plan fɔ autwit dɛn bitch ya. Fɔ ful di dɛbul sivilizayshɔn.
  Wan uman we i sabi, we gɛt sɛvin kɔlɔ ia stayl ɛn tiara na in ed, bin kam bifo am wantɛm wantɛm, lɛk jak-in-di-bɔks. I rili fayn we de mek pɔsin in yay shayn. I smayl wit tit dɛn we de spak lɛk dayamɔn na di san ɛn aks wit lɔv se:
  - Yu laik am ya?
  Karen bin ansa siriɔs wan se:
  - Nɔto gud!
  Di titi bin sɔprayz ɛn aks am bak se:
  - Ɛn wetin mek?
  Di prɔfɛsɔ bin tɔk tru se:
  - A lɛk sivilizayshɔn!
  Di titi bin ol Kerɛn in nos wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin de his lɛk kobra:
  - Ɔ sɔntɛm yu want ay vɔlɔt kɔrɛnt?
  Di prɔfɛsɔ ol di titi in leg ɛn tray fɔ fri in nos. Bɔt i bin tan lɛk se dɛn bɛr in an dɛn insay taytaniɔm. I bin kam fɔ mek a fil pen mɔ ɛn mɔ. Dɔn di titi in bare rawnd il bin nak Kerɛn na in chin. Di blo bin so strɔng dat sɔm tit dɛn flay kɔmɔt ɛn pepul blɔd sprɛy kɔmɔt.
  Di prɔfɛsɔ bin sink pan di gras ɛn blo ɛn nɔ ebul fɔ du natin fɔ mek i gɛt briz.
  Di titi bin laf. Tasha bin ala, i bin de wɛv in fist dɛn se:
  - Wetin yu de du? I de fil pen!
  Di fayn uman we gɛt sɛvin kɔlɔ ia stayl bin es in an fɔ ansa, we insɛf bin go dɔŋ pan wan ni ɛn se:
  - Ɛn yu, yu aynɛs, nɔ wɔri! Dis smɔl man we nɔ fayn ɛn we dɔn ol nɔto fɔ yu! Dɛn bɔn yu fɔ rul di ɛmpaya dɛn!
  Tasha bin shem ɛn i bin de grɔmbul se:
  - Tɛl? Pawa?
  Di titi nɔd ɛn kɔnfɔm se:
  - Dis passion de raging insaid mi! Na tru se pawa! Literal pawa!
  Fo gyal pikin dɛn bin apia na di ays. Dɛn bin wɛr shɔt shɔt skit dɛn, dɛn chɛst nɔ bin gɛt natin, ɛn dɛn nɔ bin de kɔba dɛn chɛst wit nɛks. Wit an ɛn leg we nɔ gɛt natin, bɔt dɛn drɛs am wit breslɛt dɛn we tan lɛk snek ɛn flawa dɛn we miks togɛda. Dɛn nil dɔŋ ɛn tɔk wit prea, ɛn tɔn to Tasha se:
  - Oh, mistres, kwin fɔ sɛvin galɛksi - alaw wi fɔ kis yu fut.
  Tasha bin de muf wit shem se:
  - Wetin mek ɔda tin na dis?
  Di titi we butu ɛn wispa se:
  - So dat wi go ebul fɔ sav yu fetful wan!
  Tasha bin fil se i ful-ɔp wit prawd. Ɛn i stret in fut ɛn tɔk se:
  - Kis!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de smak in bare soles wit gladi at! Dɔn dɛn tinap ɛn butu dɔŋ.
  Di titi we gɛt di sɛvin kɔlɔ ia stayl bin anɔys se:
  - Oh, wan we yu dɔn pik na ɛvin, yu de go na di tron, ɛn dis... - I pɔynt in finga to di prɔfɛsɔ. - Bikɔs i lɛk sivilizayshɔn so, i go bi slev na di ol planɛt. Wan tin we go kɔrej am na dat in bɔdi go yɔŋ sote go. So i gɛt chans fɔ bi slev we go de sote go!
  Insay da tɛm de, kam wit wi, O big kwin!
  Tasha bin smayl ɛn tɔk se:
  - Bɔt a lɛk Karen.
  Di titi bin tɔk wit maynd se:
  - Yu go gɛt ɛni man, di wan we fayn pas ɔl na di yunivas, fɔ pik frɔm! I gɛt in yon we! Yu na di wan we dɛn dɔn pik wit wan spɛshal jɛnɛtiks, ɛn dɛn bɔn yu fɔ rul!
  Tasha bin tɔk wit kapchɔ se:
  - Wetin if a want am fɔ de wit mi?
  Wantɛm wantɛm, di titi gro te i big lɛk tɛn stori bildin ɛn i ala se:
  - Nɔ! I jɔs tan lɛk simpul man! Bɔt, if yu want fɔ gɛt pɔsin we de na di wɔl, den wi de alaw yu fɔ kɛr Petya go wit yu!
  Wan yɔŋ man we wɛr shɔt ɛn jɔyri bin apia bifo am. Di titi we gɛt di sɛvin kɔlɔ ia stayl bin smayl fɔ wɛlkɔm am:
  - Na yu toy. Yu want fɔ mek i fayn pas dat?
  Tasha bin ala se:
  - Wetin a go du if a nɔ gri?
  Di titi ansa siriɔs wan se:
  "Dɔn wi go ires di mɛmori fɔ dis smɔl man we nɔ impɔtant!" Ɛn i go tan lɛk se i nɔ ɛva de!
  Tasha bin wins. I nɔ bin want mek ɛnibɔdi ires in valyu mɛmori. Ɛn i nɔ bin lɛk di prɔfɛsɔ tumɔs - in ed bin de go bold, in bɛlɛ bin de gro, i nɔ bin rili yɔŋ. Infakt, i go gɛt bɔku bɔku man dɛn ɛn i go gɛt bɔku bɔku pawa. Bɔt di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat, if i se nɔ, i go lɔs di chans fɔ ɛp Kerɛn sote go. Wetin in traŋa go du we i de fɛt wit wan sivilizayshɔn we dɔn flay wan milyɔn layt ia ɛn smɛl Mɔsko?
  Tasha shek in bɔdi (i bin stil lɛf smɔl fɔ nekɛd afta i dɔn mek lɔv) ɛn swɛt:
  - Di gyal in kes klia, a gri wit ɔltin!
  Na da sem tɛm de, wan big big briz bin mek di fayn fayn Tasha, ɛn i nɔ bin de igen. Di prɔfɛsɔ bin fil se sɔntin bigin fɔ chenj insay am. I tan lɛk se i de shrink. Ɛn di bɔdi de tan lɛk tin.
  Ɛn di langwej bin beg di kwɛstyɔn:
  - Wetin mek na gyal pikin nɔmɔ yu gɛt?
  Di fayn fayn uman we gɛt di tiara bin ansa se:
  - Bikɔs man dɛn na lɔwa rays ɛn dɛn nɔ kin ebul fɔ gɛt sitizinship na di Hyper-Empire. Ɛn naw yu de go na di say dɛn we dɛn de kɔt ston. Ɛn yu go ɔndastand wetin na fɔ nɔ obe.
  Karen bin ala wit pwɛl at se:
  - A redi fɔ sav yu! A no bɔku tin ɛn a kin ɛp yu mɔ we yu gɛt fridɔm!
  Di fayn uman bin de gigl ɛn wɛf in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Di prɔfɛsɔ bigin fɔ spin, ɛn di sta dɛn bin de dans rawnd am, lɛk wan tawzin volkeno dɛn we de bɔn. Bɔt i bin jɔs las fɔ tu-tri sɛkɔn.
  Dɔn Kerɛn fil se i strɔng ɔnda in fut. I bin si insɛf na wan ples we dɛn mek wit wud. Fɔ bifo am, we i de dɔŋ, bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn we wɛr toga, ɔ klos, bin de mek nɔys. Dɛn bin luk rili ol. Bɔku pan dɛn na bin big man dɛn, bɔt yɔŋ man ɛn uman dɛn bin de bak. Di las wan bin de gigl, ɛn dɛn bin de pɔynt dɛn finga to Kerɛn.
  I put in yay dɔŋ ɛn luk insɛf as i ebul. Ɛn a bin sɔprayz. Naw i bin gɛt di bɔdi we gɛt mɔsul, we gɛt skapul, we gɛt dip tan lɛk yɔŋ man. Sɔmsay we nɔ ol pas sɛvintin ia, di skin smol, brɔnz, i nɔ gɛt ia, bɔt i gɛt mɔsul dɛn we dɔn rili divɛlɔp. Karen bin fil in fes. Yɛs, di skin na di chɛst ɛn di chin klin. Ivin di ɛntena dɛn nɔ de kam tru yet.
  I bin bi yɔŋ man we ol lɛk sɛvintin ia so, bɔt i bin strɔng, ɛn i bin gɛt fayn fayn bɔdi. I ivin flash na mi ed: "Nɔto dis na wetin yu bin de drim bɔt? Bɔt di ritɔn fɔ yɔŋ pɔsin fɔ wan bɔdi we dɔn ol." Yu dɔn bi yɔŋ pɔsin, bɔt dɛn dɔn kip yu no, mɛmori ɛn ɛkspiriɛns.
  Bɔt wan stinging blow na in bak wit wan wip bin mek i kɔmɔt na in rosy mud. Dɛn bin de his frɔm biɛn se:
  - Kam, pik di ston, slev!
  Kerɛn bin si wan ebi big ston ɔnda in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ivin insay in fɔs, big bɔdi, i nɔ bin fɔ dɔn gɛt maynd fɔ es dis kayn tin - i kin brok di vein dɛn ɛn di nɛv go bɔs.
  Bɔt naw i bin de bɛn ɔp wit mashin. In an ɛn leg dɛn bin waya ɛn in bɔdi bin dɔn tɔn. Di ston bin ebi, bɔt i bin rili ebul fɔ es am. Kerɛn bin kɛr am go na di nɛf, dɔn i kɛr am go na di chɛst. Dɛn tɛl am frɔm biɛn.
  - Na arm length, slev.
  Kerɛn tek di big ston fayn fayn wan, ɛn we i de push wit in fut, pul am kɔmɔt lɛk barbɛl ɔp in ed. I nɔ bin rili fayn fɔ ol am. Bɔt dɛn wispa to am se:
  - Hol am, smɔl snek!
  Kerɛn bin disayd se te i kam fɔ no wetin na wetin, i go bɛtɛ lɛ i nɔ tinap tranga wan ɛn du wetin dɛn tɛl am fɔ du. Wea di hell i de eniwe? Ɛn wetin mek ɔda pipul dɛn kin tɔk Rɔshian, bɔt dɛn kin drɛs lɛk aw dɛn bin de drɛs na Rom trade?
  Meanwhile di herald bin rid se:
  - Dɛn de put di slev Alkmene, we ol lɛk sɛvintin ia, fɔ ɔkshɔn. I gɛt wɛlbɔdi atɔl, i rili strɔng na in bɔdi, i ebul fɔ bia, i dɔn yus fɔ du di wok we at pas ɔl. I bin de tɔn di handel fɔ wan milston siksti awa ɛvride ɛn i bin rili impɔtant pan kɔmpleks kes dɛn.
  Start prayz tɛn sɛkwin dɛn!
  Kerɛn bin tos di ston smɔl fɔ mek i go ebul fɔ si am fayn. So in mɔsul dɛn bin de tɛns, ɛn yu bin de si aw dɛn bin de sho klia wan. Yɛs, naw na slev, ɛn fɔ tru, in bɔdi rili tren.
  Wan pan di uman dɛn we tinap na di fɔs row dɛn ala se:
  - Fayvtin sɛkwin dɛn!
  Di man we tinap na in raytan bin tɔk wit grin se:
  - Yu wan get so fain stallion?
  I bin snap se:
  - Nɔn pan yu biznɛs!
  Wantɛm wantɛm, Kerɛn bin shem. Dɛn bin put am fɔ ɔkshɔn fɔ mek dɛn sɛl am lɛk animal. Ɛn ivin nekɛd kpatakpata bifo dɛn ɔnkul ɛn anti dɛn. At least dem go giv mi loincloth. Bɔt dɛn kin sɛl slev dɛn nekɛd wan, so dat di wan dɛn we gɛt dɛn go si ɔl di tin dɛn we nɔ fayn ɔ di bɛnifit dɛn we di prɔdak gɛt.
  Na ya Anjɛlika bin mɛmba aw dɛn bin pul in klos ɛn sɛl am. Na tru se i nɔ go ebul fɔ abop pan tu ɔndrɛd tawzin sɛkwin dɛn.
  - Sikstin sɛkwin dɛn!
  Di man we bin de insay di toga ala.
  - Sɛvintin!
  - Etin!
  Di uman bin de mɔna bak se:
  - Twɛnti!
  Ɛn i waka go na di pletfɔm, es in an dɛn ɛn strok in leg dɛn. Di uman nɔ yɔŋ igen, bɔt nɔto fɔti ia, ɛn i nɔ tu bad. Karen bin fil se i gladi ɛn i bin de tik am fayn fayn wan. I bin rili want mek uman strok am. Ɛn i rili fayn.
  Di ɔkshɔn man es in hama ɛn bigin fɔ kɔnt:
  - Twɛnti sequins wan... Twɛnti sequins tu...
  Tsekhin na gold kɔyn we we tri ɛn af gram. Sɔntɛm fɔ yɔŋ man, pan ɔl we i fayn, we de na kɔndishɔn usay slev dɛn de, dis na infεkt. Sɛvinti gram gold. Dɛn bin valyu Krays we nɔ dia.
  - Twɛnti sequins tri... Di hama soar ɔp.
  Bɔt afta dat, wan rɔf vɔys bin ambɔg am:
  - Dis slev nɔ de fɔ sɛl na rital! Dɛn kin sɛn am na di say dɛn we dɛn kin kɔt ston fɔ di we aw i nɔ gɛt wan rɛspɛkt ɛn we i nɔ de mek trangayes!
  Di uman bin de kray bikɔs i nɔ gladi. Mis di kɔrejmɛnt.
  Di kɔmand de dɔŋ ya:
  - Put di ston dɔŋ!
  Karen de obe am dɔŋ am. I stil bi ebi ston, ɛn ivin mi strɔng an dɛn de pen.
  Di kɔmand de dɔŋ ya:
  - Tek am go na di blaksmit ɛn brand am!
  Karen bin ala bikɔs i bin de fred se:
  - Nɔ nid nɔ de!
  Di spia in tip bin chuk mi ɔnda di sholda blad. Lɛk, go. Slev wok go bi rial tin.
  Na da tɛm de, Tasha bin de flay insay wan kat we bin de shayn brayt pas dayamɔn. Di titi we bin gɛt ɔl tu di mɛmori ɛn di pɔsin we Natasha gɛt tide, bin luk ɛn i bin sɔprayz. Di big big siti bin de flɔt bifo am.
  Di bildin dɛn bin ay fɔ bɔku bɔku mita, ɛn dɛn bin gɛt di kɔlɔ dɛn we rili wɔndaful ɛn we nɔ pɔsibul fɔ biliv.
  Wan titi we gɛt sɛvin kɔlɔ ia stayl bin ledɔm to Tasha ɛn, we i kis am pan di ring we bin de shayn na di kwin we dɛn jɔs krawn in an, i se:
  - Dis na yu kapital - di sɛvin galɛksi, oh big wan!
  Tasha bin laf ɛn ansa se:
  - Lɛpota! Babble, babble, yu de tɔk!
  Di kapital siti fɔ di ɛmpaya dɔn gro fayn fayn wan, i dɔn tɔn to wan big big siti, we dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i rich usay i nɔ gɛt ɛnd. Di big big rod we de na di siti we nem Haypagrad, we na di kapital siti na di wɔl ɛn we gɛt ɔl di galaktik spɛs ɛmpaya, bin de shayn wit ɔl di kɔlɔ ɛn shed dɛn we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ imajin. Bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn we de flay plen, aybɔs ɛn ɔda difrɛn difrɛn plen dɛn, bɔt bɔku pan dɛn na drɔp shep, bin de rɔsh na di ays lɛk flay. Pan ɔl we nɔto so, dɛn nɔ bin tan lɛk flay, dɛn bin de mek dɛn muv strikt wan, ɛn dɛn bin gɛt spɛshal lɔ dɛn. Plastik asfalt we gɛt bɔku bɔku kɔlɔ dɛn bin de flɔ sloslo along di ed dɛn na di saydwɔk, ɛn nia di sɛnt, i bin de aksɛlayt ɛn aksɛlayt. Polis motoka dɛn we gɛt wɛpɔn, we tan lɛk silva bɔl, bin de kɔmɔt wan wan tɛm frɔm di spes, dɛn bin de kɔt di atmosfɛs, dɔn dɛn nɔ bin de si dɛn igen. Big big bildin dɛn we tan lɛk prism, ɛlips, trayangul, fayv ɛn sɛvin-pɔynt sta dɛn, ros bɔd dɛn ɛn ɔda tin dɛn we rili majik bin de flɔt ɛn rɔta na di ays. Ɛni bildin na di fayn fayn kapital siti bin de shayn wit wan ɔda kayn layt ɛn i bin tan lɛk se dɛn layn dɛn wit valyu ston dɛn. Na big big poet nɔmɔ go ebul fɔ riprodyuz di wɔndaful fayn fayn tin dɛn we de na wan fayn fayn siti - gadin dɛn we de hang wit gold flawa dɛn, watawɛl dɛn we lɔng kilomita we de spak wit fayawɔk, we dɛn jet dɛn bin de kɔt kɔt di blu skay. Ɛn di fayn fayn tɛmpul ɛn katidral dɛn we gɛt rilijɔn we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ imajin, dɛn dome dɛn we dɛn mek wit gold lif we klin pas ɔl, kin mek pɔsin in at ɛn mek pɔsin in at, ɛn dis kin mek pɔsin fil lɛk se Gɔd de shek shek. Sɔm pan di rilijɔn bildin dɛn de shayn wit ɔl di kɔlɔ dɛn we di renbo gɛt, we dɛn de drɛs wit sintetik, bɔt ivin brayt brayt jɔlɔs dɛn.
  Wan big big statu we gɛt wan rili fayn gyal pikin, we i dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i nekɛd, bɔt we wɛr jɔlɔs, we gɛt in an dɛn we dɛn stret, de gi wan raytin we de mek pɔsin in yay majik ɛn mek i atrak.
  I tan lɛk se di Gret Gɔd uman de se - A briŋ gudnɛs to di oli Ɛmpaya!
  Di siti we gɛt big big saiz, we fiba di Mɔsko Krɛmlin, bin de shayn wit wan brayt skarlet kɔlɔ, ɛn in tawa dɛn we ay kilomita dɛn bin de pas na di skay, dayamɔn igl dɛn bin de shayn brayt pas di san, ɛn dɛn bin de shayn di rod fɔ gɛt brayt fiuja fɔ ɔl mɔtalman.
  Ivin tri layt dɛnsɛf bin de, wit faya rɛd ɛn blu bɔl dɛn we bin de shayn nia di yɔlɔ disk. We tri rayt dɛn kin ple wan tɛm insay di dayamɔn sprɛy we de na di watawɛl, i kin jɔs fayn fɔ si.
  Tasha bin ripit wit zil se:
  - Lepota we de na di...
  Na in raytan, bɔt i bin de dɔŋ frɔm am, na Petya bin sidɔm. Di yɔŋ man bin nekɛd te to in wes, i wɛr shɔt, ɛn dɛn bin krawn in strɔng nɛk wit gold kɔla we dɛn stɔd wit dayamɔn, ɛn dɛn bin tay wan tint chen we dɛn mek wit wan mɛtal we rili brayt we sayɛns na di wɔl nɔ no.
  Di yɔŋ man bin sɔprayz bak ɛn i bin tɔk se:
  - Dis na fiuja fiuja.
  Petya bin rili kɔle di ay zoo. Na wɔndaful animal dɛn de insay. Ɛn mɔnki dɛn we gɛt di bɔdi we tan lɛk strawberry ɛn di tel fɔ pikɔk. Samovar wit dɔg in ed, frog in leg ɛn kɔk kɔk. Motosaykl we gɛt maws we de flay in wing ɛn dragon in mɔt instead fɔ gɛt wil we de bifo.
  Bɔt di ɛlifant dɛn we gɛt trɔnk dɛn we tan lɛk asta ɛn bɔtaflay wing dɛn jɔs rili fayn!
  Petya bin tɔk wit zil se:
  - Wetin siti dɛn gɛt!
  Di titi we gɛt di sɛvin kɔlɔ ia stayl bin ansa se:
  - Dis na yu siti dɛm, Tasha!
  Ɛn di fayn uman bɛn ɛn obe di nyu kwin in sus we dɛn mek wit dayamɔn.
  Tasha nɔ bin rili lɛk fɔ waka wit ay il sus naw, ɛn ivin di wan dɛn we dɛn mek wit dayamɔn. Bɔt insay dis wɔl, ɔl di uman dɛn we dɛn de rul na dɛn fut nɔmɔ, ɛn kiŋ in sus na sayn fɔ spɛshal pozishɔn!
  Tasha bin aks se:
  - Ustɛm dɛn go krawn mi?
  Di titi bin de mɔna se:
  - I nɔ go te igen, O big wan pan di big wan!
  Tasha bin swɛt ɛn aks wit sɔm dawt se:
  - Ɛn ɔl wetin a want go kam tru?
  Di titi nɔd se:
  - Na dat, Yu Majesty!
  Tasha bin ala se:
  - Eh!
  Di nyu kwin we dɛn krawn pul in dayamɔn sus ɛn rɔb Pɛti in mɔsul bak wit in bare sole. A bin tink, wetin na fayn man i bi. I fayn fɔ rɔb yu fut pan sɔntin lɛk dis.
  In jenɛral, dis na rili kɔrɛkt wɔl - uman dɛn de rul, ɛn man dɛn na slev ɛn sidɔm pan kɔla.
  Di titi luk di bildin we tan lɛk bea we tinap na in bak leg wit 4 fɔks tel. Pantap dat, dɛn krawn di wayl animal in ed wit sultan, ɛn wan watawɛl de flɔd. Nekɛd gyal pikin dɛn kin splash na di strim, ɛn na valyu trɛd nɔmɔ kin de rawnd dɛn hip. Ɛn ɔlman bak fayn ɛn kɔba.
  Petya tek in leg na in an ɛn kis am fayn fayn wan. Tasha bin de purr wit gladi at. Di yɔŋ man kis ɛni wan pan in finga dɛn, insɛf bin rili want...
  Wan titi we gɛt sɛvin kɔlɔ ia stayl bin bit Petya wit wan wip we de shayn ɛn we bin apia wantɛm wantɛm na in an. Di yɔŋ man bin de ala. Wan strɛp we gɛt blɔd bin swel pan di skin we bin tan.
  Tasha bin vɛks bad bad wan:
  - Wetin mek yu de bit mi...
  Di titi ansa wit wamat se:
  - Di slev kis yu fut witout oda!
  Tasha bin tɔk wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - Ɛn na dat a bin want!
  Di titi bin tɔk tranga wan se:
  - Wan pɔsin we de dɔŋ nɔ gɛt rayt fɔ tɔch uman! Uman dɛn na tin dɛn we oli! Mek i no in ples!
  Tasha bin ala wit trɛtin se:
  - Mi na kwin, ɛn a alaw am fɔ tɔch mi! I klia!
  Di titi butu ɛn kis Tasha na in il, ɛn tɔk klia wan se, oh greatest!
  Tasha bin de grɔmbul se:
  - Na dat!
  Bɔt Kerɛn, pan ɔl we in pawa bin de ɛnjɔy pawa, i bin de go tru tranga tɛm dɛn. Dɛn bin put ebi tik chen dɛn na in an ɛn in fut. Dɛn bin chen di yɔŋ hiro in pawaful nɛk bak. Pantap dat, we dɛn de drayv insay hot wed, dɛn kin bɔn di skin smɔl. Karen nɔ bin tɔk natin. I bin luk gud gud wan. Na in lɛft sholda i bin dɔn gɛt wan sta we dɔn bɔn - di mak fɔ slev. Bɔt dis tɛm dɛn bin brand am spɛshal wan - na slev we de shem, we ivin di ɔna nɔ bin gɛt rayt igen fɔ fri.
  Dɛn bin ɔt am na di faya ples, we af di sayz fɔ big pɔsin in an, na wan brand we tan lɛk di sayn fɔ "Zorro", we jɔs tik.
  Naw dɛn fɔ put am na in chɛst. Kerɛn bin klem in tit dɛn mɔ ɛn mɔ. I disayd se ɛni we aw i bi, i nɔ fɔ ala, ɛn i fɔ ivin stɔp fɔ kray.
  Sho se i fit fɔ gɛt taytul we na man. Di pɔsin we dɛn kil bin big, i bin fat, i bin gɛt bɛlɛ we tan lɛk pɔt. Pan ɔl we Kerɛn gɛt mɔsul, in ayt nɔmal fɔ in ej. Ɛn di thug bin lɔng pas am pas tu ed.
  We di pɔsin we de kil di pɔsin bin de smayl wit in mɔt we gɛt gap, ɛn i pul wan ayɛn we gɛt rɛd ɔt na di faya ples. Ɛn smɔl smɔl i bigin fɔ briŋ am kam na di man in chɛst we nɔ gɛt natin. Kerɛn nɔ bin de shek shek ɛn luk in yay wit maynd. I bin fil di wam wam wam wam wam ayɛn we bin de na in skin, i bin wam ɛn i bin de mek i fil pen. Ɛn afta dat, i tɔch di chɛst ɛn stɔp tayt tayt wan. Di smel fɔ mit we dɛn dɔn bɔn bin ful-ɔp mi nos.
  Pen bin de te mi insay ɛn pas na mi bɔdi lɛk wef. We Kerɛn bin de klin in tit dɛn tayt tayt wan, i bin de ol wan kray we i bin de ala wit wan tray we pas mɔtalman. Di teist fɔ blɔd we kɔmɔt na wan lip we dɛn bit bin de na mi mɔt.
  Di pɔsin we dɛn kil, we bin de smayl big big wan wit in mɔt we gɛt gap tut, aks se:
  - Wel, i de at?
  Karen shek in ed bad bad wan ɛn tɔk se:
  - Nɔ! I tan lɛk se uman chuk mi wit awl!
  Di ɛgzikishɔn tap di mɔskul man na in sholda insay wan fayn we:
  - Wel du, na rial man! Ɛn naw to di mayn dɛn!
  Ɛn i sprink ɔyl we dɔn wam pan di bɔn, we bin de swɛt bad bad wan. Dɛn bin pul Kerɛn kɔmɔt na di fɔj wit chen. I bin de stag, ɛn di brand bin de bɔn. Di muvmɛnt dɛn bin tan lɛk pen na di chɛst. Damn it, dem giv am wan panch. Na di barbarian dɛn ya. Yu tink se naw i dɔn day fɔ bi slev sote go?
  Bɔt slev dɛn bin de, ɛn Spatak bin de de. Sɔntɛm dɛn bin brand am bak lɛk dis, sɛn am na di mayn dɛn. Ɛn i bin de gro ɔp, i bin gɛt trɛnk, ɛn i bin ivin gɛt nem fɔ lɔng lɔng tɛm.
  Dɛn bin chen Kerɛn to wan kɔmɔn chen, usay yɔŋ man dɛn we ol frɔm fayvtin to sɛvintin ia bin dɔn tinap. I tan lɛk se dɛn bin de wok na di say dɛn we dɛn kin kɔt ston apat frɔm di big pipul dɛn. Kerɛn bin ivin de wɔnda if dɛn na bɔy pikin dɛn we go de sote go.
  Afta dat, we dɛn bin de ɛnkɔrej dɛn fɔ go bifo wit wip, dɛn bin drɛb dɛn oba shap ston dɛn fɔ go na di mayn dɛn. Dɛn bin chen ɔlman na in an ɛn in nɛk.
  Kerɛn bigin fɔ tink bɔt di chans we i go gɛt fɔ rɔnawe. I kam fɔ no se dɛn nɔ bin bɔku. Na twɛnti man dɛn nɔmɔ bin de agens pas tati gad dɛn we bin de rayd ɔs. Plus bin de tu sohm animal dem we bin de ron arawnd. Sɔntin we tan lɛk lɛpad, na dɛn nɔmɔ gɛt pɔkupin kwil na dɛn bak.
  In jɔnal, i klia se dis nɔto land. Ɛn di gras gɛt difrɛn kɔlɔ. Ɛn tri san dɛn de na di skay wan tɛm.
  Pan ɔl we di pipul dɛn tan lɛk pipul dɛn. Ɛn yɔŋ man dɛn nɔ difrɛn frɔm mɔtalman. Eksept se dɛn bak gɛt strɛp, ɛn dɛn bɔdi tan ɛn waya bikɔs dɛn wok tranga wan. Karen insɛf na meatier. Sɔntɛm dɛn bin de it am bɛtɛ.
  Ɛn i nɔ go bad fɔ it.
  Yu de waka barefut pan shap ston. Bɔt di skin na mi fut so kɔl ɛn rɔf dat yu nɔ go ebul fɔ fil di shap we i shap. Di injɛkshɔn dɛn kin ivin fil fayn smɔl.
  I de insay slev in bɔdi, i fayn fɔ no se i yɔŋ, i gɛt wɛlbɔdi, i gɛt trɛnk. Wɛl, insɛf bin de fred we i tink se i dɔn nia fɔ ol. We sik ɛn tin dɛn we nɔ fayn kin bigin fɔ apia. Aweva, naw i tan lɛk sɛkɔn bɔn na bɔdi, pan ɔl we na slev, bɔt na strɔng wan.
  Ɛn sɔntɛm i kin ivin fayn. Aw di uman dɛn bin de luk am wit gridi we dɛn bin de du di bargayn.
  Kerɛn aks di bɔbɔ we dɛn bin tay nia am. I tan lɛk se in ayt ikwal to di fɔma prɔfɛsɔ, bɔt in bɔdi tan lɛk:
  - Usay yu kɔmɔt?
  Di bɔbɔ ansa se:
  - Frɔm Gaul!
  Karen bin smayl ɛn ansa se:
  - Aw lɔŋ yu dɔn de na slev wok?
  Di bɔbɔ ansa wit wan swɛt se:
  - Frɔm we dɛn bɔn am!
  Kerɛn bin disayd fɔ ol di kaw wantɛm wantɛm:
  - Yu wan fɔ rɔnawe?
  I bin swɛt bad bad wan:
  - Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ rɔnawe pan wayl lɛpad dɛn! Ɛn na nɛt, wi kin kɔntinyu fɔ tay wit di sem chen.
  Karen bin tɔk wit op we de shem se:
  - Dɛn kin sawn di chen tru!
  Di bɔbɔ shek in ed:
  - Slev chen dɛn strɔng. Ɛn yu nɔ go ebul fɔ rɔnawe pan wayl lɛpad dɛn!
  Karen bin de grɔmbul se:
  - Yu kin ful dɛn!
  Di bɔbɔ bin tɛns ɛn aks se:
  - Bɔt as?
  Karen nɔ bin ansa wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - A nɔ no yet, bɔt a go mɔs kam wit wan aydia!
  
  
  Tasha bin fɛn insɛf na di tron rum. I bin tan lɛk wan big stediɔm we gɛt bɔku bɔku sidɔm ples dɛn. Bɔku bɔku bɔks dɛn we gɛt bɔku bɔku kɔlɔ dɛn, we dɛn bin de drɛs wit big big ston dɛn we gɛt valyu, bin de go ɔp te dɛn ay pasmak.
  I bin si insɛf na di sɛnt. Bɔku bɔku gyal pikin dɛn bin tinap na wan big skwea. Dɛn bin arenj dɛnsɛf insay ɔda rank dɛn. Dɛn bin hang ɔl wit jɔlɔs, bɔt dis tɛm, ɛni wan pan dɛn gɛt difrɛn kɔlɔ pan ston dɛn. Dis bin mek dɛn gɛt wan patɛn we rili kɔmpleks. Ɔl di gyal pikin dɛn nɔ gɛt fut, bɔt dɛn kin wɛr breslɛt we gɛt ilɛktronik dayal na dɛn anklɛ ɛn an.
  Tasha in gud vishɔn bin si di nɔmba dɛn de muf rawnd. Pan ɔl we i nɔ klia ɔl wetin dis min.
  Di titi luk insɛf ɛn i sɔprayz. Ɛn ɔmɔs gyal pikin dɛn de na di stediɔm? Lɛk insay di milky we. Ɛn ɔlman de af-af nekɛd, dɛn wɛr jɔlɔs. I tan lɛk se bɔku bɔku pan dɛn de. Nays, mɔsul, wit ia we gɛt ɔl kayn kɔlɔ ɛn shed. Di skin tan bak bin difrɛn smɔl. Frɔm dak brɔnz, we bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i blak, to layt kɔpa. Bɔt di jenɛral tin na dat ɔlman, witout ɛksɛpshɔn, fayn, nɔto wan drop fat. Ɔl yɔŋ, ɔl gɛt flawlɛs, smol, klia skin ɛn pafɛkt bɔdi shep.
  Ɛn sɔm gyal pikin dɛn - lɛk insay fayn fayn stori. Na wan man nɔmɔ de - di yɔŋ man we nem Petya, we de kray biɛn am wit ɔl in 4 fut. Ɛn di ɔda gyal pikin dɛn. Wan duzin pan dɛn bin gɛt sɛvin kɔlɔ dɛn ia ɛn dɛn bin gɛt tiara dɛn we bin de shayn fayn fayn wan. Rili dia ɛn fayn fayn dɛkɔreshɔn fɔ gyal pikin dɛn: insay di shep fɔ flawa, fish, insɛkt, animal. Bɔt di sem tɛm, di leg dɛn stil nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn di bɔdi dɛn de af-af nekɛd, na jɔs wit jɔlɔs dɛn we dɛn de hang.
  Na wan Tasha nɔmɔ de we wɛr ay il sus ɛn sɔm kayn dres, we gɛt wɔndaful jɔyri we de shayn bak.
  Bɔku smel de fɔ dia dia sɛnt we de kɔmɔt frɔm di gyal pikin dɛn. Flɔ wit bɔku bɔku kɔlɔ, wɔndaful pɔtn dɛn we gɛt valyu ston dɛn. Di gyal pikin dɛn de waka pan am wit fut we nɔ gɛt natin kwayɛt wan, bɔt Tasha in il dɛn de klik.
  Di Kwin go ɛn tinap insay wan sɛklɔ we tan lɛk di san.
  I de sawnd tɛnda, bɔt i klia se i stil na uman vɔys:
  - Dɛn krawn Prinses Tasha fɔ bi ɛmprɛs fɔ sɛvin galɛksi ɛn wan milyɔn kɔnstɛlɛshɔn dɛn! Frɔm naw, in wɔd na mi wɔd!
  Ɛn wan ɔlogram we gɛt big big prɔpɔshɔn dɛn bin apia bifo dɛn. Insay di fɔm fɔ nayt, we wɛr klos we de shayn brayt pas gold lif. I bin klia frɔm di shep we di klos bin shep se na uman. Bɔt wan vayza de ayd di fes, na nayn brayd dɛn nɔmɔ we gɛt bɔku bɔku kɔlɔ dɛn de kɔmɔt. Bɔt di vɔys yɔŋ, bɔt i de mek pɔsin yɛri.
  Ɔl di gyal pikin dɛn es dɛn rayt leg wan tɛm ɛn ala se:
  - Glori to yu, oh big Hyper-Emperor! Mek di wan ol yunivas shayn ɔnda yu, O we de shayn pas ɔl di ɔda wan dɛn we de shayn pas ɔl!
  Di ologram bɛn dɔŋ, ɛn wan krawn apia na in big big an, we bin tan lɛk se i rili smɔl pan di big gyal pikin in bakgrɔn.
  Di vɔys bin de kwayɛt mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  - Mi smɔl sista Tasha naw de gɛt frɔm mi an di krawn ɛn tron fɔ wan impɔtant pat pan di yunivas. Naw fɔ bɔku bɔku planɛt dɛn i na ɛmprɛs, kwin ɛn gɔd uman! In wɔd, mi wɔd! In wil! Mi wil!
  Mek Tasha gɛt glori!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn ala wit wanwɔd, ɛn stamp dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin:
  - Glori to di Haypa-Emparɔ! Glori to Emparɔ Tasha! Vivat, sote go ɛn sote go!
  Di ologram wit di uman nayt kɔntinyu fɔ se:
  - Ɛn naw, mi sista, bifo yu put di krawn, ansa udat na di krichɔ we smɔl pas ɔl ɛn we wikɛd pas ɔl na di yunivas?!
  Tasha bin de shem ɛn ansa am we i nɔ shɔ se:
  - Nɔ no. Sɔntɛm Setan?
  Di gyal nayt bin laf we mek i nɔ yɛri fɔ ansa am, sote di wan ol big big stediɔm ɔl bin shek.
  - Nɔ, stupid! Di tin we smɔl pas ɔlman ɛn we wikɛd pas ɔl na di wan ol wɔl na man! Ɛn i nɔ fit fɔ gɛt natin pas fɔ disgres!
  Naw tek di krawn, rul ɛn mɛmba! Yu kin du ɔltin pas fɔ lɛ man rul yu!
  Tasha bin shek ɛn ansa, i put in yay dɔŋ:
  - Yu rayt, Yu Majesty!
  Di haypamparɔ bin kɔrɛkt se:
  - Yu haypa-majesty! So yu nid fɔ kɔntakt mi! Naw, go dɔŋ pan wan ni ɛn aksept di krawn.
  Tasha bin butu fɔ obe. Di ɔda gyal pikin dɛn, ɔl dɛn bɔku bɔku wɔman dɛn ya, nil dɔŋ ɛn butu dɛn ed. Di krawn bin gɛt bɔku bɔku kɔlɔ dɛn ɛn i bin fayn pasmak, ɛn dɛn bin mek am wit big teys. Di Hyper-Empress put am pan Tasha in gold ed wit wan smɔl finga ɛn se:
  - Naw yu big, ikwal in pawa to mi! Ɛn na di tron nɔmɔ a de oba yu!
  Rul fayn ɛn wit sɛns! Ɛn dɛn go ɛp yu!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn ala bak wit wan kɔrɛkt we gɛt bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn trot se:
  - Glori to di Haypa-Emparɔ! Glori fɔ Tasha!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de ala fɔ fayv minit. Dɔn di Hyper Empress bin anawns se:
  - Naw, wetin wi go du wit dis pet, we wi kwin de lid pan lis!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin ala wit wanwɔd se:
  - Torture am! Torture in wan milyɔn guises!
  Tasha bin ala wit fred se:
  - Nɔ! No nid, i gud!
  Di haypampara grin ɛn aks di kwin we dɛn jɔs krawn se:
  - Wetin yu go gi wi so dat wi nɔ go mek di man sɔfa?
  Tasha bin de muf wit kɔnfyushɔn, ɛn i bin de blink in yay:
  - Dimand am! A go du ɔltin!
  Di Hyperempress ansa wit wan saful vɔys se:
  - Fayn! Bɔt fɔ tɔn bak yu fɔ win di Tɛmidɔ Ɛmpaya. Man de rul de - disgusting!
  Tasha bin de grɔmbul wit kɔnfyushɔn se:
  - A gɛt inof trɛnk?
  Di Hyperempress bin ansa wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - Inaf, bebi! Biliv mi, wi go ɛp yu! Insay da tɛm de, rul ɛn ɛnjɔy pawa!
  Tasha, jɔs fɔ mek shɔ se:
  - A kin du ɛnitin?
  Di Hyperempress bin nɔd se:
  - Ɔl! If yu want, gi di ɔda ɛn dɛn go sɔfa wan milyɔn gyal pikin dɛn we tinap na di ɔl!
  Tasha shek in ed:
  - Nɔ! A nɔ want fɔ kil ɔ mek ɛnibɔdi sɔfa! A want fɔ du gud tin!
  Di Hyperempress nɔd wit ɔl in at:
  - Du am! Yu wil, mi wil!
  Tasha blink in yay ɛn aks di sɛvin kɔlɔ titi se:
  - Yu gɛt ɛni begman?
  Bikɔs i bin dɔn stret in wes wit prawd so, i ansa se:
  - Nɔ!
  Tasha nɔ bin shɔ se:
  - Wetin bɔt di wan dɛn we nɔ gɛt wok?
  Di titi ansa wit prawd se:
  - Wi gɛt kɔmyunizim! Ɔltin fri, frɔm ɛni wan akɔdin to wetin i ebul, to ɛni wan akɔdin to wetin i nid!
  Tasha bin gi advays se:
  - Den maybe wi kin bil somtin?
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin ala wit wanwɔd se:
  - Wi go bil enitin, oh bigest wan!
  Di haypamparɔ bin tɔk wit rɛspɛkt se:
  - Mi wil, na yu wil!
  Ɛn i bin lɔs, lɛk se dɛn dɔn ɔf di imej.
  Dis tɛm ya, Kerɛn bin go in yon we. Afta wan lɔng ɛn rili taya waka, dɛn kɛr di man dɛn go insay di mayn dɛn we de ɔnda grɔn.
  Frɔm di biginin, wan strɔng swɛt bin de na mi nos. Na tru se tɔch dɛn bin de smok na daknɛs, ɛn slev dɛn ɛn ovasia dɛn bin de fil fri rayt usay dɛn de wok.
  Di swɛt na di tin we wɔs pas ɔl na di sɛmi-daknɛs na di kwari dɛn. Pɔyzin smok, bɔdi dɛn we bin de rɔtin. Slev dɛn we de day ɔltɛm.
  Ɛn if Kerɛn in stɛl bɔdi bin ebul fɔ bia di lod, di smel nɔ bin de bia.
  Di ovasia dɛn bin de wɛr spɛshal mask dɛn, we bin de mek at le sɔm protɛkshɔn frɔm pɔyzin smok.
  Dɛn bin de push Kerɛn wit spia na di say we dɛn de go insay di mayn. Gi am wan pik ɛn shovel. Di wok simpul. Pik ston dɛn ɛn put dɛn na wilbaro. Ɛn afta dat, yu go push dɛn kɔmɔt wan bay wan. I nɔ tu ebi fɔ bɔdi we dɔn at. Na tru se dis kin las fɔ tu pat pan tri pat pan di de. Bɔt Kerɛn dɔn yus to dis bak.
  Sɔntɛnde, di gad dɛn kin taya, ɛn yu kin tek smɔl tɛm fɔ lɛf fɔ wok.
  Di swɛt bin mek a sik. Bɔt afta sɔm awa, Kerɛn bin snɛf di briz ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i nɔ notis di swɛt.
  Di bɔdi nɔ bin rili taya. I bin de wok wit mɔdaret zil, i nɔ bin de gi in bɛst, bɔt i nɔ bin de slo bak. Sɔntɛnde, di ovasia dɛn bin stil de gi di wip dɛn. Karen bin ledɔm bak ɛn mek di blo dɛn sof. Ɛn i kɔntinyu fɔ wok. We nɔ kin rili izi fɔ yuz chen.
  Dɔn dɛn kɛr dɛn go na wan kev ɛn gi dɛn rɔm we nɔ fayn, ɛn dɛn bin gɛt fɔ slɔp wit dɛn dɔti finga dɛn. Ɛn dɛn go slip rayt pan di ston dɛn. Yɛs, dis na di wok we slev de du. Wok nekɛd na chen, bɔt na wip nɔmɔ gɛt.
  Di fɔs nɛt, Kerɛn bin taya tumɔs bikɔs i bin de mach ɛn wok, ɛn na dat mek i disayd fɔ slip. Ɛn na da tɛm de nɔmɔ yu go tink bɔt aw fɔ rɔnawe. Na tru se i nɔ izi. Bɔt insay di sɛmi-daknɛs ɛn swɛt i rili pɔsibul fɔ ayd.
  Di men tin na fɔ nɔ lɔs na di labirint we de na di mayn dɛn. Ɛn sɔntɛm dis na di tin we at pas ɔl.
  Ɛn yu kin rɔnawe ɛn nɔ kam bak.
  Di fɔs nɛt we dɛn bin de na slev, i nɔ bin izi. Di drim bin de mɔna mi, i bin ful-ɔp wit bad bad drim dɛn.
  Ɔl kayn tin dɛn bin de rɔn rawnd na drim, dɛn bin de sɔfa wit bad bad drim dɛn. A bin de drim se dɛn go mek dɛn sɔfa na di rɛk, dɛn go kil mi na di wil, big big rat dɛn de it bɔdi. Ɛn bɔku pan ɔltin we wikɛd ɛn we nɔ fayn.
  Ɛn di nɛks de wi grap. Pɔrit we gɛt sɔl we nɔ fayn. Ɛn bak fɔ go wok. Sɔntɛm i nɔ tu taya fɔ gɛt strɔng ɛn resilient bɔdi, bɔt i de boring ɛn monotonous.
  Karen bin de biev lɛk dɔnki ɛn i bin de swɛ ɔl di gɔd dɛn. Na so i bin ebul fɔ go na slev. Ɛn aw dis pɔsibul! Ɛn dis na wit wan pafɛkt jɛnɛtiks.
  Tasha in yon bin rili intrestin. Di gyal kwin gi di ɔda fɔ bil nyu bildin.
  Ɛn bɔku bɔku ikwipmɛnt dɛn bigin fɔ wok. Ɔltin bigin fɔ spin ɛn spin. Ɛn insay sɔm awa, wan big big os we rili fayn bin kam.
  Tana wispa ɛn ala se:
  - Dis na di pace!
  Petya we bin dɔn gɛda nia in fut, bin wispa se:
  - Fɛntasi de kam tru!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de flay na di ays wan wan tɛm. Dɛn bin de rawnd ɛn wev dɛn blasta dɛn.
  Wan wɔman we bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi sabi ɛn we gɛt sɛvin kɔlɔ in ia bin mɛmba se:
  - Na tɛm fɔ fulfil di prɔmis ɛn win Tɛmidɔ! Mi gyal pikin dɛn jɔs de bɔn wit nɔ peshɛnt.
  Tasha bin blink in yay bikɔs i bin kɔnfyus ɛn i bin tɔk se:
  - Wetin, na rayt naw?
  Sɛvin kɔlɔ dɛn nɔd:
  - Yɛs! Wetin mek yu stil de shem!
  Tasha bin swɛt ɛn aks se:
  - Bɔt nɔto mi kwin?
  Di titi bin ala se:
  - Yu giv yu wod! Ɔ wi go dɔnawe wit dis animal! - Ɛn i pɔynt in finga to Petya.
  Di yɔŋ man bin rili fred bikɔs i bin de fred.
  Tasha ansa wit smayl se:
  - Okay, wɔ go de fɔ yu!
  Di titi nɔd wit wan pal smayl:
  - Di sojaman dɛn dɔn rɛdi, Madam Kwin!
  Wan ɔlogram we de sho di skay we gɛt sta dɛn bin apia bifo dɛn. Bɔku bɔku sta ship dɛn we gɛt ɔl kayn ɛn dizayn. Di wɔri pipul dɛn bin bil bɔku spɛsship dɛn. Ɛn bɔku pan dɛn bin luk lɛk se dɛn rili de it animal dɛn. Lɛk piranha dɛn we de it bif. Ɔ shap shap dagɔ dɛn we de shap.
  Amazing ship dɛn.
  Tasha, we bin kɔnfyus, aks di pɔsin we de ɔnda am, ɛn sɔntɛm in kɔmanda se:
  - Aw wi go kil? Fɔ rial, ɔ fɔ ɛnjɔy?
  Di titi we gɛt di sɛvin kɔlɔ ia stayl bin ansa wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - Sɔntɛm, na una pipul dɛn nɔmɔ de fɛt fɔ ɛnjɔy dɛnsɛf na kɔmpyuta! Ɛn wi go gɛt ɔltin fɔ tru!
  Tasha bin swɛt ɛn ansa se:
  "A nɔ go want fɔ mek ɛnibɔdi day!"
  Di titi bin tɔk bad bad wan se:
  - Na so di Hyper-Emperor in wil bi! I bin kɔmand, yu obe! So nɔ tɔk bɔt di ɔda, bɔt du am! Dɛn fɔ win Tɛmidɔ!
  Tasha wev in an ɛn kɔmand se:
  - Wel den. Dɔn go bifo! Mek wi atak togɛda!
  Ɛn di armada fɔ di spɛshal ship dɛn bin de muf na di say we di yɔlɔ ɛn blu sta dɛn de.
  Ɛn dɛn bin kɛr Tasha insɛf go na di flagship we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ fɛt. I sidɔm na wan chia we transparent ɛn luk di ɔlogram. In big big bot dɛn de kray na blak ples.
  Petya de nia am. I tinap smɔl ɛn aks se:
  - So, naw na rial spes fait go de?
  Tasha bin nɔd fɔ sho se i gri se:
  - Yes, lɛk Sta Wo!
  Petya bin wispa se:
  - I de fani! Wɛl, jɔs lɛk aw dɛn kin du na di fim dɛn!
  Tasha ansa nɔ tu gladi se:
  - Bɔt pipul, ɔ layf, go day fɔ rial, ɛn nɔto fɔ ɛnjɔy. Ɛn dis rili sɔri!
  Petya nɔd ɛn tɔk wit wan luk we rili sɔri:
  - Yes, layf na kruk! So dɛn sheb animal to di wan dɛn we de it ɛn di wan dɛn we dɛn de it!
  Tasha bin swɛt bad bad wan ɛn tɔk wit wan tɔyn we at pas dat:
  - Okay, yu sɛt yu mɔt! Dis na yu fɔlt bak!
  Petya bin blink in yay bikɔs i kɔnfyus:
  - Wetin a gɛt fɔ du wit am?
  Tasha ansa wit wamat se:
  - Ɛn apat frɔm dat. Wɛl, okay, i go mɔs bi se i nɔ bin ebul fɔ avɔyd ɛni we! Wɛl, naw yu fɔ masta di wok we kɔmanda de du!
  Petya bin tɔk wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - A go ɛp yu!
  Di Thermidor fleet bin de rɔsh go na di gyal pikin dɛn ship dɛn. Dɔn bak, dɛn bɔku ɛn dɛn gɛt wɛpɔn dɛn.
  Dɛn tu armada dɛn ya bin de kam nia. Bɔku bɔku staship dɛn we gɛt difrɛn mɔdel ɛn dizayn. Frɔm wan sit fɛtman dɛn to ultra-grosslinkors we di sayz na af di mun. Yɛs, big big pawa dɛn dɔn gɛda ya.
  Di titi we gɛt di sɛvin kɔlɔ ia stayl bin anɔys se:
  - Na spɛshal fɛt go de bitwin wi! As yu si, Tɛmidɔ in bot dɛn dɔn rɛdi, ɛn di wan dɛn we de agens dɛn dɔn sɛn dɛn sojaman dɛn bifo tɛm!
  Na ya wan pikchɔ bin apia pan wan ɔlogram. Wan fayn yɔŋ man in fes bin apia, i bin rili fiba mɔtalman, bɔt in yes dɛn tan lɛk lynx.
  I flash insay Tasha in ed - ɛlf!
  Wan ɔda titi in fes bin apia nia am. Bɔt we yu luk am fɔs, di difrɛns nɔ big. Di bɔy pikin ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn ɔl tu gɛt smɔl smɔl fes we gɛt rɔtin, ɛn dɛn nɔ gɛt biad ɔ mɔstaz. Ɛn bak lush ia wit dɛkɔreshɔn. So if di figa nɔ de si, den bitwin ɛlf dɛn i rili at fɔ difrɛns udat na us jɛnɛral.
  Bɔt Tasha bin ɔndastand wantɛm wantɛm udat na man ɛn udat na uman. Di yɔŋ man bin ripɔt se:
  - Mi na Haypamashal Tatanka. Ɔl de prez di nyu kwin!
  Tasha bin blɔk kɔmɔt na in ples:
  - Na mi na di nyu Kwin Tasha. Di wan we de go day de grit yu!
  Di yɔŋ man laf ɛn ansa se:
  - Yu rili fayn ɛn yu kin bi mi wɛf we a lɛk na mi harem!
  Tasha bin blush ɛn his:
  - Tɛnki...
  Di titi we gɛt di sɛvin kɔlɔ ia stayl ala se:
  - Wel, mek wi fɛt! Either yu de anda wi, or wi de anda yu!
  Tatanka bin de laf ɛn tɔk se:
  - Yu nid man! Yu rili de fred!
  Di titi bin grɔmbul se:
  - If wi kech yu, wi go ɛnjɔy! Yu go no se wi lɛk wi!
  Haypamashal Tatanka bin nɔd se:
  - Ɛn yu go mis wan ɔndrɛd ɛlf dɛn insay wan awa! Lɛ wi si aw yu lɛk am!
  Afta dat di hologram bin go aut. Di fɛt dɔn bigin.
  Di Thermidor staships na bin di fɔs wan dɛn we opin faya frɔm fa. Dɛn bin mek wan kres fɔmɛshɔn ɛn tray fɔ rich to di wɔri pipul dɛn na di sɛvin galɛksi dɛn.
  Tasha, we nɔ bin ɛva kɔmand fɔ fɛt na di spes, bin kɔnfyus.
  Di sɛvin kɔlɔ gyal we gɛt mɔ ɛkspiriɛns bin ɔda:
  - Wan voli fɔ thermopreon mishɔl dɛn we de ansa!
  Ɛn kil mishɔl dɛn bin de flay frɔm di spes Amazɔn. Dɛn bin de flash lɛk supanova dɛn. So brayt, bɔn di ship dɛn we dɛn kam mit, we de mek mɛtal vaypa.
  Tasha bin si di ɛlf spɛshal ship dɛn wantɛm wantɛm frɔm insay. Pan ɔl we na man dɛn bin de rul na dis ɛmpaya, gyal pikin dɛn bin bɔku pas man dɛn twɛnti tɛm.
  Ɛn we di fɛt-fɛt ship we bin pwɛl bin bɔn, di ɛlf gyal pikin dɛn rɔnawe, ɛn di faya lik dɛn leg, ɛn mek dɛn ala.
  Tasha bin de grɔmbul se:
  - I de mek dɛn fil bad!
  Di titi we gɛt sɛvin kɔlɔ bin vɛks ɛn tɔk se:
  - Serves dem rait! Natin nɔ de fɔ alaw man dɛn fɔ kip yu na slev!
  Ɛn di wɔman bin pul in tit dɛn.
  Tasha kik ɔf in sus ɛn kik Petya in mɔsul sayd wit in bare fut, i de his:
  - Aw bɔku trɔbul una man dɛn de kɔz!
  Petya bin snɛf bikɔs i bin de fred:
  - Bɔt Yu Majesty...
  Tasha bin ɔda wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - Kip di ɛnimi na distans! Hit fɔ shɔ.
  Di Amazɔn pipul dɛn bin gɛt sɔm bɛnifit pan wɛpɔn dɛn. Dɛn thermoprene (we dɛn bays pan di prɔses fɔ preon fusion) rɔket dɛn bin gɛt mɔ pawa ɛn dɛn bin advans mɔ. Ɛn dɛn bin knock out signifyant fɔs dɛn frɔm di ɛlf dɛn.
  So di Tɛmidɔ fɛtman dɛn bin briŋ bɔku bɔku sta ship dɛn kam nia dɛn. Dɛn bin tɔn dɛn bim wɛpɔn dɛn bak, ɛn tray fɔ shot di sta Amazɔn dɛn mishɔl dɛn we dɛn de kam nia.
  Tasha bin kɔmand wit kol at se:
  - Muv away ɛn kip yu distans!
  Di titi we gɛt di sɛvin kɔlɔ ia stayl bin flay:
  - Aw yu fil fɔ lɛf?
  Tasha bin tɔk klia wan se:
  - Ɛn so, wok as nɔmba tu ɛn kip distans wit lɔng jab!
  Di titi, we na bin pɔsin we rili greyhaund, bin laf:
  - Dis nɔto bɔksin, bɔt na spɛs fɛt! Ɛn no jab nɔ de!
  Tasha bin vɛks ɛn stɔp in bare, rawnd il pan di armored surface:
  - A se, muf go, ɛn yu go kɔmɔt! If nɔto dat, a go ɔda fɔ mek dɛn wip yu!
  Ɔ was insay wan bat we gɛt haypaplasma!
  Di titi shem ɛn i ansa am wit ɔmbul se:
  - Yu wil, madam!
  Tasha bin kɔndɛm fɔ ɛksplen se:
  - Dis we ya wi go sev di layf dɛm fɔ di sta Amazɔn dɛm, if wi nɔ ebul fɔ sev di ɛlf dɛm!
  Petya bin ala wit zil se:
  - Yu na wan genius!
  Ɛn i bigin fɔ kis di kwin gyal in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Tasha fri in ɔda fut bak frɔm di sus we rili at, we dɛn kɔt wit wan sɔlid dayamɔn, ɛn i se:
  - Nɔ bi dɔg!
  Ɛn i ol am na in yes. I ala, i de swɛt bikɔs i de fred se:
  - I de mek pɔsin fil pen!
  Tasha bin laf ɛn se:
  "A nɔto pusi, a na taygres, ɛn a wɛr krawn, so yu go gɛt fɔ peshɛnt, fayn!"
  Afta dat, di titi luk di ples usay dɛn de fɛt. Di armada we bɔku bɔku ship dɛn bin gɛt bin de tɔn bak fayn fayn wan. I bin tan lɛk se na wan tin nɔmɔ bin de wok. Space Amazons na wɔri pipul dɛn we dɛn bɔn. Dɛn muvmɛnt dɛn de prɛsis, bɔt nɔto mɛkanikal, bɔt dɛn mek am bay we dɛn mek am.
  Tasha bin ala se:
  - Wi go dominate di wɔl dɛm!
  Insɛf bin rili kɔle di fɛt.
  Di spes flet fɔ gyal pikin dɛn bin fɛt profeshɔnal wan. Di ɛlf dɛn, we bin de aksɛlayt, bin tray fɔ kam nia. Dɛn bin gɛt maynd fɔ brok di say we dɛn bin de go fa fawe. Dɛn bin tray fɔ fos dɛn fɔ chenj dɛn bit.
  Di Space Amazons bin kɔntinyu fɔ faya ebi ebi mishɔl dɛn. Gift dɛn we dɛn kin gi we dɛn kɔl thermopreon bin bɔm. Dɛn bin de trɛtin fɔ bɔn ɛn ires di ɛnimi to di smɔl smɔl pat dɛn. Flat insay di kɔsmik dɔst.
  Tasha bin ala se:
  - Na big big kakofoni!
  Ɛn i bin gɛt wan spay ɔlogram. So i si di pletfɔm. Furiously de ala kɔmand, Hypermarshal Tatanka. Ɛn gyal pikin dɛn we de rɔn rawnd wit dɛn fut we de flash, ɛn man dɛn we wɛr but. Dɛn gyal pikin ya rili fayn.
  Petya bin de hum wit gladi at. I bin rili de shek bikɔs ɔf lɔv languor.
  Naw di big big batɛlship fɔ di ɛlf dɛn dɔn kam tu klos to di denja layn. Sote dɛn bin chaj am bɔku bɔku chaj dɛn we kil am.
  Di mashin bin krak. Di klos bin bɔs ɛn di mɛtal bin kech faya. Gorgeous, bare-legged gyal pikin dem de ron bak. Dɛn leg dɛn we dɛn kɔt kɔt kin kɔba wit blista dɛn.
  Bɔt di ɛlf dɛn mishɔl dɛn bin atak di Amazɔn distroya bak. Na di gyal pikin dɛn ya, nekɛd, de rɔsh tru di faya. I bin tan lɛk se dɛn dɔn bɔn dɛn.
  Petya bin de kray se:
  - Aw sɛxy!
  Di titi we gɛt di ia we gɛt sɛvin kɔlɔ, stɔp in fut we nɔ gɛt natin na in fes ɛn ɔda se:
  - Kis!
  Petya bigin fɔ kɔba di skin we tan ɛn we de smɛl fayn wit kis. Aw i bigin. Aw i bin want fɔ mate wit dis diva. Di yɔŋ man dɔn taya. Di si we yu si bɔku bɔku nekɛd, fayn bɔdi dɛn. Man pafɛkt bin swel ɛn i bin tan lɛk se i de kam bɔs.
  Tasha bin laf ɛn ala se:
  - Na dat, gi am to dɛn!
  Di gladi gladi we i bin gɛt we i bin de fɛt, bin jɔs mek i fil bad!
  Di titi bin rili gladi. Na ya, wan big wan, lɛk wan asteroyd we di ɔlta-grosslinkor fɔ di ɛlf dɛn, bin gɛt wan faya flash we de mek wan thermopreon rɔket. Ɛn dɛn bin it in mɛtal. Dɛn bin swip bɔku bɔku ples dɛn fɔ faya. Na wan pan dɛn, dɛn shot di ɛlf gyal dɛn dɔŋ. Ɛn dɛn bin rili krɔs dɛn.
  Aw di fayn fayn gyal pikin dɛn bin de bɔn. Na ya wit ɔl di charm we dis glamorous pipul dɛn gɛt.
  Ɛn di yɔŋ man dɛn bin sɔfa. Sɔm pan dɛn bin jɔs tɔn to ashis.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de ala bikɔs dɛn bin de fil pen. Wan pan di ɛlf dɛn bin fɔdɔm insay wan haypaplasmik bɔbul, we bin de kɔntrakt smɔl smɔl bɔt i nɔ bin ebul fɔ stɔp. Ɔnda dɛn kɔndishɔn ya, di ɛlf gyal bigin fɔ kɔnfɛs.
  Ɛn i nil dɔŋ ɛn tɔn to in wizad (di spɛshal wɛpɔn fɔ di ɛlf dɛn!) wit wan rikwest:
  - O big, oli wɛpɔn, a de aks yu, fɔgiv mi sin dɛn, ɔl we a want ɛn we a nɔ want. Wan ologram wit wan fayn fayn titi we gɛt bɔtaflay wing we separet frɔm di majik man. I bin se:
  - Yu rili ripɛnt fɔ yu sin dɛn, oh ɛlf?
  Di ɛlf gyal ansa wit ɔl in at se:
  - Na dat! A bin de ful mi man bikɔs i bin gɛt tri ɔndrɛd pan wi! Ɛn a nɔ bin no mami ɛn dadi biznɛs fɔ lɔng tɛm so. Ɛn i nɔ bin ebul fɔ tinap fɔ am ɛn i bin mared wit wan ɔrk.
  Di ologram we bin de kɔmɔt frɔm di wizad bin wink ɛn tɔk di rayt we, wit vɔys we de kɔs am se:
  - Mating wit orc na oredi siriɔs inof kraym! Ɛn na big sin agens rays!
  Di ɛlf bin ala wit fred se:
  - Fɔgiv mi fɔ mi sin dɛn, oh big wan! If nɔto dat, a nɔ go rich na ɔda yunivas, ɛn dɛn go mek a sɔfa na di ɔndawɔl!
  Di ologram bin tɔk wit kɔs se:
  - Wi fɔ put penans pan yu!
  Di ɛlf bin de kray wit pwɛl at:
  - Nɔ tɛm! Hyperplasm de bɔn mi!
  Di ologram bin anawns wit ɔl dɛn at se:
  - Bikɔs yu day na fɛt, a fɔgiv yu dis sin!
  Di ɛlf ala wit gladi at se:
  - Glori to di Ɔlmayti Famili!
  Ɛn aypaplasm bin bɔn in leg dɛn. Ɛn wan wata we gɛt wam ɔt supamakit bin bɔn mi bak.
  Tasha bin tɔk wit sɔri-at na in vɔys se:
  - Dis na so bad bad tin!
  Petya bin de swɛt lɛk bebi rat ɛn i bin de mumb:
  - A go go wit am!
  Di yɔŋ man bin de shek shek bikɔs i bin gladi. I bin sɔfa ɛn sɔfa. I bin rili want gyal pikin. A bin want lɔv sote mi vein dɛn bin rili de bɔl.
  Di spes fɛt bin de kam tranga mɔ ɛn mɔ. Naw di ɛlf dɛn bin stil ebul fɔ lɔk di distans ɛn go insay klos fɛt.
  Di wan dɛn we de fɛt wan sidɔm ples bin de fɛt bak wit dɛnsɛf.
  Na dis na wan ɛlf we de agens wan Amazɔn, we i jɔs kɔba wit valyu trɛd dɛn.
  Dɛn kin manej insay fɛtman dɛn we gɛt wan sidɔm ples. Ɛn dɛn kin tray fɔ kam nia, ɔ, difrɛn frɔm dat, fɔ brok di distans. Dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ go insay di fɔs fil, ɛn di wɔri pipul dɛn de tray fɔ fala dɛnsɛf.
  Di elf en di Amazon jos no fit outplay each oda. Dɔn di Amazɔn bigin fɔ kampen:
  - Wel, wetin mek yu nid fɔ fɛt fɔ dɛn damn, hairy man ya we de kip yu insay blak bɔdi!
  Di ɛlf de ansa wit zil se:
  - Wi man dɛn nɔ gɛt ia atɔl! Dɛn fayn, dɛn lɛk dɛn, ɛn dɛn kin mek di uman gladi bɔku!
  Di Amazɔn bin agens am wit wamat:
  - Di man fɔ bi slev fɔs! Ɛn in ples na fɔ bi animal! Man nɔ go ebul fɔ bi masta!
  Di ɛlf nɔ bin gri se:
  - Di man na wi protɛkta, ɛn i lɛk uman dɛn! I bɛtɛ fɔ mek di man dɛn go bak na dɛn rayt ples. Nɔ mek slev dɛn wit dɛn!
  Di Amazɔn bin de ala se:
  - Yes, a go tear yu to pieces!
  Ɛn aw fɔ atak di ɛnimi. Dɛn tu fɛtman dɛn ya bin rɔsh ed-ɔn. Ɛn lɛ dɛn but ed ɛn put prɛshɔn pan dɛnsɛf.
  We dɛn de fɛt klos, di we aw di Amazɔn dɛn bɛtɛ pas ɔlman pan wɛpɔn dɛn nɔ so impɔtant igen. Ɛn dɛn kin lɔs bɔku tin dɛn bak.
  Tasha insɛf bin fil se dɛn de bit in ultra-grosslinkorn. Ɛn se di big big ship de shek ɛn i de wam mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Di gyal-kwin bin tray fɔ ɛstimat di balans we di pawa gɛt. Pan ɔl we di ship dɛn we gɛt sta dɛn kin ikwal, di Amazɔn dɛn gɛt mɔ gɔn dɛn ɛn dɛn gɛt mɔ pawa. Bɔt fɔ kɔntinyu fɔ gɛt advantej nɔ kin izi.
  Di kruz bot dɛn bin rɔsh ɛn bɔs insay faya. Ɔltin bigin fɔ shek ɛn brok. Di kapsul dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ rɔnawe bin rɔn kɔmɔt. Dɛn bin tan lɛk pils dɛn we gɛt bɔku bɔku kɔlɔ dɛn. Di kayn we de kam insay di shep fɔ sta so dat pikin dɛn go rɛdi fɔ it dɛn mɔ.
  Na wan pan di gyal pikin dɛn we de rɔnawe we mistek fɔdɔm insay di annihilator. Ɛn i bin rɔtin wantɛm wantɛm ɛn tɔn to atɔm dɛn. Bɔt pan ɔl we i bi, i nɔ de at igen.
  Tasha bin ala se:
  - Bad!
  Wan pan di bot dɛn we bin de pwɛl di wɔl bin bang wan big ship we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ fɛt. Di ship bigin fɔ bɔn ɛn di mishɔl dɛn bin bɔn. Tɛmokwak ɛn thermopreon chaj dɛn bin de bɔn. Bɔku tin dɛn we de pwɛl tin dɛn.
  Dɛn kin kɔt di pletfɔm dɛn we gɛt batri ɛn gɔn dɛn we dɛn dɔn put, ɛn dɛn kin rɔsh go na opin ples. Dɛn kin tɔn ova we dɛn de flay.
  Dɛn kin rɔsh wit dɛnsɛf ɛn bɔm.
  Tana bin ala se:
  - Dis na shayn!
  Karen nɔ bin de gɛt da kayn intrestin tɛm de. Na ston dɛn we dɛn kin kɔt ston. In had, ivin if habitual for a hardened bodi, wok.
  I bin rili sɔri ɛn i bin de mek wi shem.
  Na wan tin nɔmɔ de na mi maynd - fɔ rɔnawe! Bɔku tɛm, di plan kin simpul. Na nɛt dɛn kin chen dɛn to wan kɔmɔn chen. I pɔsibul fɔ saw tru am, bɔt i go tek tumɔs tɛm. So i bɛtɛ fɔ rɔn we yu de wok. Di ovasia dɛnsɛf kin tray fɔ de nia di briz we de gi layf, ɛn dɛn nɔ kin wach di slev dɛn ɔltɛm. Sɔntɛnde, dɛn kin gɛt snek ɛn drink, ɛn dis kin mek dɛn gɛt tɛm bak we dɛn nɔ de wach dɛn. Wɛl, yu kin slip go insay bɔku bɔku labirint dɛn we dɛn mek wit bɔku bɔku tin dɛn. Ɛn afta wi dɔn waka waka de, wi kin dɔn fɔ si di wata.
  Navigate in kev en adits izi - yu jos nid fo stik to wan sait ol di taim. Dɔn yu nɔ go lɔs, ɛn yu nɔ go waka waka usay yu bin de trade. Ɛn sɔm kayn we yu go dɔn na ɔda ples.
  Di planɛt klia wan na primitiv - i nɔ ay pas antik. Ɛn, fɔ sɔm rizin, i rili fiba di Ol Rom. Pan ɔl we layt bin de tri dez, winta nɔ de ya, ɛn di nɛt dɛn kin rili shɔt ɛn brayt.
  Bɔt we Kerɛn bin de tɔk to di slev dɛn, i kam fɔ no tin dɛn we intrestin. Dat wan empara de, we in nem na Siza, ɛn patricians, legionaires, tribunes, ɛn wan sɛnat de. Dat min se, wetin na di kwaliti fɔ di Ol Rom. Ɛn ivin di kapital siti gɛt in nem klos to di sem: Rɔm. Ɛn di Roma Ɛmpaya! Yɛs, wɔndaful tin dɛn de apin.
  Ɛn wɔ wit ɔda neshɔn dɛn, ɛn bɔku slev dɛn. Yu kin kɔntinyu fɔ wok ɛn wok fɔ yusɛf.
  Slev kin wok ɔ slip. Yɛs, na kruk slogan. Pantap dat, yu fɔ rɔnawe.
  Wan ɔda tin we bin de tɛmpt wi na fɔ bigin fɔ tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt. Pantap dat, na yɔŋ pipul dɛn nɔmɔ de ya. Ɛn dɛn kin gɛt maynd pas big pipul dɛn ɛn dɛn kin tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt.
  Kerɛn bin tink se i rili pɔsibul fɔ mek ɔlman atak di ovasia dɛn wan tɛm. Ɛn es yu ban fɔ tɔn yu bak pan Gɔd.
  Ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ pripia fɔ di "rivɔlɔshɔn."
  Karen, afta dɛn dɔn it ɛn kɛr dɛn go na bed, i bin tɔk se:
  - Mek wi rebel en kil di gad dem.
  Di bɔbɔ dɛn bin sɔpɔt di aidia wantɛm wantɛm. Bɔt i bɛtɛ fɔ mek yu tɔn agens wan tɛm. Wan pan di yɔŋ slev dɛn bin tɔk se:
  - If di big pipul dɛn nɔ sɔpɔt wi, di legiɔn dɛn go kil wi!
  Karen nɔ bin gri wit dis:
  - Wetin, dɛn nɔ want fridɔm? Dɛn nɔ taya wit di bad bad drim we dɛn kin drim fɔ bi slev?
  Di bɔbɔ ansa se:
  - Dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi yus to am ɛn dɛn de fred fɔ day!
  Karen bin notis se:
  - I pɔsibul fɔ yus to pen! Yu tink se i go mek yu fil fayn fɔ sidɔm pan ɔt frying pan if yu sidɔm pan am fɔ lɔng tɛm?
  Di yɔŋ slev dɛn bin de ala togɛda se:
  - Nɔ! Na tru se nɔto so!
  Karen bin tɔk klia wan se:
  - Wi go pefom tumara! Na mi signal - tripl wisɛl, wi de brok di ovasia dɛn skel wit pikaks.
  Wan pan di man dɛn bin tɔk se:
  - Ɔ sɔntɛm wi go wɔn ɔda pipul dɛn?
  Karen shek in ed bad bad wan:
  - No point nɔ de fɔ delay tumɔs! Wi go go wantɛm wantɛm. Slev dɛn we angri ɛn we dɛn shem, tan lɛk dray gɔnpawda. Wan spak go bɔn ɛn ɔltin go bɔn faya!
  Di gyal dem konfam in unison:
  - Rayt! Nɔ ebul fɔ bia am igen!
  Karen bin ɔda dray wan se:
  - Naw ɔlman de slip! Ɔlman fɔ gɛt trɛnk tumara!
  Di yɔŋ slev dɛn bin ansa se:
  - It, slip!
  Ɛn dɛn nɔ tɔk natin. Na dis ej yu kin slip witout prɔblɛm. Kerɛn bin ledɔm bak na in sayd, we bin fayn fɔ in bɔdi. Ɛn i bin slip. Klosap wantɛm wantɛm, i bin drim bɔt Spatakɔs.
  Slev dɛn we de tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt. Spartacus, we big ɛn strɔng, kɔt di Roman dɛn. Di fɔs stej we nɔ bin izi fɔ di gɔvmɛnt, we slev dɛn stil nɔ bɔku. Aw sɛvinti-ɛit gladiat dɛn kin mek dɛn we fɔ pas na di mawnten dɛn, ɛn dɛn kin ayd frɔm di Roman sojaman dɛn. Ɛn we dɛn de go, dɛn kin tif di vilej dɛn we di patrician dɛn gɛt ɛn gi fridɔm to di slev dɛn.
  Ɛn Spartak in ami de gro. Te dɛn pin am dɔŋ pan Vɛsuviɔs. Bɔt di brayt lida fɔ di gladiat dɛn bin tɛl dɛn fɔ mek di stej dɛn wit vayn tik dɛn. Ɛn go dɔŋ di stip klif.
  Karen wit Spatak. I de insay di bɔdi fɔ wan strɔng man, ɛn i dɔn ɔlrɛdi ɛnjɔy di trɔst we di lida gɛt. Ɛn i de fɛt lɛk rial wayl animal!
  Yɛs, i go sho dɛn Roman dɛn ya. Dɛn go no aw fɔ buli pipul dɛn, mɔ di pikin dɛn.
  Na ya Keren rɔn go na di watawɛl ɛn hak di Roman dɛn wit in sɔd. Dɛn kin fɔdɔm wit blɔd ɛn dɛn kin rɔtin...
  Dis tɛm ya, Tasha de kɔmand di spɛs fɛt. Afta dɛn but ed, di Amazɔn dɔn tek ova ɛn shot di ɛlf in fɛtman dɔŋ.
  Afta dat di rizɔv gad bin go fɛt. Di spɛshal ship dɛn bin de pul di glayda dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz maykrochip dɛn fɔ kɔntrol. Wan bad bad fɛt bin de. Bɔt di Amazɔn dɛn bin de briŋ mɔ ɛn mɔ sojaman dɛn na di fɛt, ɛn pipul dɛn bin de notis di prɛshɔn mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Dɛn bin de muf along mɔ wayd trajektɔri dɛn. Ɛn dɛn bin de swɛt lɛk vaypa. Swift ɛn pɔyzin.
  Bɔt, di ɛlf dɛn nɔ bin giv ɔp. Wan pan dɛn kruz ship dɛn bin ram di spɛshal ship. Ɛn wan pawaful bɔm bin bɔn. Di haypaplasm bin de bɔn lɛk di pulseshɔn we kwasar de pul. Ɛn di kɔsmomat bɔs, lɛk tomato ɔnda nɛf, ɛn sho in insay we de bɔn ɛn split.
  Bɔku Amazɔn ship dɛn bak bin pwɛl bad bad wan ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ go bak na di trela dɛn we dɛn bin de mek fɔ ripɛnt.
  Tasha bin ala wit fred se:
  - Na slap na di fes!
  Pita bin de swɛt lɛk pikin we de tray fɔ mek i tan lɛk se i gɛt maynd:
  - Kɔmand, big wan, ɛn a go tear dɛn apat!
  Tasha strok in ed wit di sole of in grasful fut ɛn se wit wan chuckle:
  - Yu na man! Dis min se na di sus we smɔl pas ɔl!
  Pita bin vɛks ɛn tɔk se:
  - A go du ɛnitin fɔ yu, mi lɔv!
  Tasha bin laf ɛn ansa se:
  - Masaj mi leg, bɔt nɔ go ay pas yu ni!
  Petya bin de grɔmbul:
  - Yes, di big wan!
  Ɛn in an dɛn we nɔ ebul fɔ du natin bigin fɔ masaj di fayn fayn kwin gyal in fut ɛn in anklɛ dɛn.
  Dis tɛm ya, di Amazɔn dɛn bigin fɔ pres di ɛlf dɛn frɔm di flank dɛn. Di wan dɛn we de fɛt wan sidɔm ples bin de fɛt mɔ ɛn mɔ. Mayn dɛn bak bin bɔn.
  Gas dɛn kin skata tru di vaykum, ɛn dɛn kin bɛn di rayt ɛn brok di rod dɛn we di mishɔl dɛn kin waka.
  Ɔltin bin de bɔm ɛn bɔm, ɛn i bin de skata insay bɔnch dɛn we vɛks bad bad wan akɔdin to di ples we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn naw di sta ship dɛn kin rɔsh bak. Tu ultra-grosslinkors bin ram dɛnsɛf ed-ɔn. Di kes dɛn bin krak. Di gɔn barɛl dɛn bin bɛn. Vɔrtɛks dɛn we gɛt gas dɛn we dɛn dɔn pul bigin fɔ swirl.
  Fawndeshɔn dɛn we gɛt haypaplasm bin kɔmɔt frɔm big big ship dɛn. I bin tan lɛk se dɛn dɔn smɛl pent ɔlsay na di skay, ɛn di brɔsh bin de dans na pikin we de ple ple in an.
  Di ultra-grosslinkor fɔ di Amazɔn dɛn tɔn aut fɔ strɔng ɛn trowe bak di kolos fɔ di ɛlf dɛn.
  I bin fɔdɔm, i brok ship dɛn ɛn bɔm in yon motoka dɛn.
  Wan tu kruz bot dɛn bin slap wit so pawa dat fɛda dɛn we gɛt faya faya haypaplasm bin skata ɔlsay na di vaykum.
  Bɔku ɛlf ɛn ɛlf dɛn bin day ɔ bɔn dɛn na wan strim we gɛt aypa faya.
  Bɔt bɔku gyal pikin dɛn bin stɔp pan di smɔl smɔl pat. Ɛn dɛn tray fɔ ol am. Wit am na bin wan haya pairati orc.
  Dis na animal we tan lɛk bea, bɔt i gɛt buldɔg in ed ɛn ɛlifant in yes. Impreshɔnal man.
  So i bin de grɔmbul se:
  - Girls, una wan mek lov?
  Di ɛlf dɛn bin de swɛt bikɔs dɛn bin de fred:
  - Wel, a fain mi moment!
  Orc bin rimark lojik wan se:
  - Di filin we yu de nia fɔ day, shap pas am!
  Di ɛlf dɛn nɔd dɛn ed fɔ sho se dɛn gri:
  - Mek wi! Bɔt di fɔs wan go bi di wan dɛn we big pas ɔlman!
  Di ɔrk bin grɔmbul se:
  - A gɛt inof fɔ ɔlman!
  Tasha, we bin si dis tru di spay ɔlogram, bin tɔk se:
  - I tan lɛk to mi se ɛlf dɛn nɔ fit fɔ gɛt ikwal stetɔs wit man dɛn!
  Di titi we gɛt di sɛvin kɔlɔ ia stayl bin de mɔna se:
  - Man dɛn nɔ gɛt wan valyu! Di man na ziro!
  Petya es in vɔys:
  - Mi na plus wan!
  Di titi tek am ɛn nak mi wit wip. Di yɔŋ man ala ɛn jomp ɔp. Yɛs, i stil na alfa man. Ɛn dɛn de mek i shem bad bad wan!
  Ɛn di Amazɔn we gɛt sɛvin kɔlɔ bin se:
  - Nɔ sɔri-at fɔ man dɛn! Afta ɔl, man, dis na jɔs nɔs ɛn shem!
  Petya bin ala se:
  - No nid, a lɛk yu!
  Amazɔn bin tɔk se:
  - Kam, a go hang yu pan di rek! If yu nɔ moan ɔ skream, den so bi, a go slip wit yu!
  Petya bin wins am:
  - Na di rek?
  Di fayn fayn uman we gɛt di sɛvin kɔlɔ ia bin nɔd:
  - Na dat! A lɛk fɔ brok man bon dɛn!
  Di titi lik in lip ɛn ad se:
  - Ɛspɛshali wit ɔt ayɛn!
  Petya bin de grɔmbul se:
  - Yu Majesty...
  Tasha bin ala se:
  - Nɔ! A nɔ gri fɔ mek dɛn mek mi slev sɔfa! Ɛn if na dat i want, dat min se a go slip wit am misɛf!
  Di fayn fayn tin we dɛn mek wit di sɛvin kɔlɔ ia stayl bin tɔk se:
  - Yu kin du ɛnitin we yu want wit di slev! Na yu wil! Bɔt dis man bin fit fɔ mek dɛn bit am bad bad wan!
  Tasha bin gɛt sɔntin fɔ du wit in maynd. A bin luk aw di fɛt de go bifo. Di Amazɔn dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi tek di initiativ kpatakpata ɛn dɛn bin de prɛs di ɛlf dɛn. Dɛn bin de rawnd di wan dɛn we de ripresent dis fayn fayn pipul dɛn frɔm ɔlmost ɔlsay. I bin tan lɛk se di ɛlf dɛn go dɔn brok. Ɛspɛshali we tɛmal prɛɔn bɔm dɛn bin de bɔn na dɛn rank ɛn kɔt tik tik rayt dɛn.
  Speshal ship dɛn - dromonts - bin kam insay di fɛt. Dɛn bin pul mɔ blob dɛn we gɛt haypaplasm, we bin de skata ɔlsay na di vaykum ɛn kech di ɛlf staship dɛn wit dɛn stika, wayd, shep-chenjin paw dɛn.
  I nɔ bin impɔtant fɔ mek dɛn flat ɛn frɛsh dɛn lɛk kɔtlɛt.
  Tasha bin hiss se:
  - Mi na wan supa fɛtman! Di wan we go swɛla wan ɔndrɛd galaksi dɛn!
  Di titi we gɛt sɛvin kɔlɔ ala se:
  - Glori to di big kwin!
  Ɛn i butu to in masta.
  Naw di big big flagship ultra-battleship, we di saiz nɔ smɔl pas di Mun, bigin fɔ blo wit peta dɛn we gɛt haypaplasmik faya. Ɛn i bin mek wi mɛmba smɔl bɔt wan big big chukchuk we dɛn bin de frɛsh na di gril. Bɔku ɛlf ɛn ɛlf dɛn bin rɔsh along am, ɛn dɛn bin de rɔnawe pan di faya.
  Di ɔdinari ɛlf dɛn bin de wɛr klos we nɔ impɔtant. Di wan dɛn we gɛt ay ay pozishɔn bin de wɛr gold ɛn dɛn bin gɛt dɛkɔreshɔn pan dɛnsɛf. Bɔt nɔto insay bɔku bɔku wan lɛk di Amazɔn dɛn. We nɔ bin de wɛr natin pas nɛks, bidz, brɔsh, breslɛt, wach, iaring.
  Wetin mek gyal pikin nid klos? I jɔs de ayd in fayn fayn tin dɛn!
  Na di fayn fayn tin dɛn we de rɔn rawnd. Ɛn di faya dɛn we de na di flagship ultra-grosslinkor stil de bɔn.
  Ɛn Hypermarshal Tatanka insɛf dɔn ɔlrɛdi de ɔnda trɛt. Bɔt i nɔ gri fɔ kɔmɔt na di spɛshal ship.
  In diputi, Mashal Sima, aks wan fayn fayn ɛlf se:
  - Wi go kɔntinyu fɔ shed di prɛshɔ blɔd fɔ ɛlf dɛn yuslɛs wan?
  Di haypamashal bin grɔmbul wit kɔnfyushɔn:
  - Wetin ɔda tin a fɔ du?
  Marshall bin tɔk se:
  - Mek wi kapitul!
  Di haypamashal bin blink in yay bikɔs i kɔnfyus ɛn i bin de mɔna se:
  - Wetin dis go gi wi?
  Mashal Sima bin tɔk wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - Dis go sev wi layf ɛn planɛt dɛn frɔm pwɛl pwɛl!
  Tatanka bin sho in tit dɛn bad bad wan:
  - Ɛn yu. Uman dɛn, una bi di ruling klas!
  Sima grin ɛn tɔk se:
  - Bɔt una man dɛn nɔ go bia ɛni rispɔnsibiliti! Ɛn dis, yu si, na big tin!
  Di haypamashal aks Sima se:
  -Yu nɔ go dinay mi lɔv?
  Di ɛlf mashɛl ansa wit smayl se:
  - Na tru se nɔto so! A rili lɛk am wit yu!
  Tatanka wev in fist ɛn se:
  - Wɛl, mi ansa klia! A gri wit ɔltin!
  Ɛn di haypamashal bin anɔys se:
  - Wi de sɔrɛnda to di sɔri-at fɔ di wan dɛn we win!
  Tasha bin anɔys witout antimoni we nɔ nid:
  - Wi de aksept! Giv ɔp! A de gi garanti fɔ ɔlman in layf!
  Di fayn uman we gɛt sɛvin kɔlɔ bin tɔk se:
  - Ɔ sɔntɛm wi nɔ fɔ aksept sɔrɛnda? Yu tink se i bɛtɛ fɔ dɔn?
  Tasha tap in fut na di flɔ we gɛt wɛpɔn:
  - Nɔ! A de sho sɔri-at! Wi de aksept di chenj we dɛn chenj! Ɛn ɔlman stil de alayv! Klia?
  Di titi we gɛt sɛvin kɔlɔ bin de ala se:
  - Na so i bi, i klia!
  Ɛn wit klia wan se i nɔ bin want fɔ du dat, i bin anawns se:
  - Wi aksept di sɔrɛnda ɛn tek prizina!
  Na so di epik, kɔsmik fɛt bin dɔn. Di wan dɛn we de wok fɔ ripɛnt bin skata to di ship dɛn we bin dɔn pwɛl. Dɛn bin de tray tranga wan fɔ mek dɛn bak, ɛn dɛn bin de tray fɔ mek dɛn bak kwik kwik wan.
  Hypermarshal Tatanka bin sayn di akt:
  - Bɔt di volontia ɛntrɛ we Tɛmidɔr bin kam insay di Ɛmpaya fɔ di Daymɔnd Kɔnstɛlɛshɔn!
  As na kɔstɔm, Tasha bin sayn am we i ol di pen wit tu finga dɛn. Ɛn afta dat, Tatanka kis di kiŋ in fut tri tɛm.
  Dis na aw Tasha bin ebul fɔ win in fɔs win. Ɛn in fɔs patna we nem Kerɛn bin stil de tray tranga wan fɔ liv.
  Bɔt naw di tɛm dɔn rich fɔ am. I jomp, i tɔn ova ɛn briŋ di pik dɔŋ na di bak pat na di ovasia in ed. We i fɔdɔm, Kerɛn pul wan shɔt sɔd na in ɛnimi we i dɔn win in bɛlt. Ɛn i bin wispa tri tɛm we mek i nɔ yɛri.
  Di wisɛl bin swip tru di adits ɛn kɔridɔ dɛn na di mayn. Di yɔŋ man dɛn bin atak dɛn ovasia dɛn we dɛn bin et. Ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ kil. Pantap dat, di wan dɛn we bin de agens dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ si fayn bikɔs ɔf dɛn mask ɛn dɛn bin de riak let. Ɛn yɔŋ slev dɛn bin de mɔ.
  Insay smɔl minit dɛn ɔltin dɔn dɔn. Ɛn di pipul dɛn we bin tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt bin skata ɔlsay na di mayn dɛn.
  Di titi slev dɛn bin tinap togɛda. Bɔt di big man dɛn, we dɛn bɔs insay dɛn ɛn bigin fɔ pwɛl di gad dɛn, dɛn gri fɔ jɔyn dɛn. Wan siriɔs kil we dɛn bin de kil pipul dɛn bin bigin.
  Dɛn kil di wan dɛn we dɛn bin et di wan dɛn we de kil ɛn di wan dɛn we bin de gayd dɛn. Dɛn bin kech mi yon afta mi yon.
  Kerɛn insɛf bin kɔt di gad ɛn ovasia dɛn, ɛn i bin yuz tu sɔd dɛn we i bin kech wan tɛm.
  I bin de insay wan bɔdi we rili strɔng ɛn agil we na yɔŋ man. Dɛn gi am bak in yɔŋ tɛm, sɔntɛm dɛn ivin mek i yɔŋ smɔl pas aw i bin want. Bɔt i rili fayn fɔ muf, i izi fɔ muf. Yu de fast lɛk mitiɔ. Ɛn yu kɔt di ɛnimi wit di wamat we panta we angri kin vɛks.
  Karen de muv fast fast. I nɔ taya, wit fayn fayn riakshɔn dɛn. Fɔ rɔnawe pan di gad dɛn blo ɛn bit dɛnsɛf. So i bɛn, pas di spia oba am, dɔn, jɔs afta i tek am, ɛn wit sɔd go insay di solar plexus. Wan fayn fayn fɛtman, we ebul fɔ win ɛni ɛnimi, ivin di ɛnimi we gɛt pawa pas ɔlman.
  Karen de his wit wamat:
  - Saryn na di kitchka!
  I tan lɛk di lijen chif, Stenka Razin! Ɛn di slev dɛn de obe am, ɛn dɛn rɛdi fɔ du am.
  Dɛn dɔn kech di mayn dɛn. Ɛn di slev dɛn rɔn go na di wata. We di slev dɛn yɔŋ ɛn dɛn nɔ tu yɔŋ, dɛn kin pul di gad dɛn, ɛn dɛn kin tek di tawa dɛn. No plenti sekuriti de fo di surface. Bɔt di kil we dɛn de kil pipul dɛn rili siriɔs. Dɛn kin hack slev dɛn te dɛn day, ɛn na bikɔs dɛn nɔ gɛt op igen. Ɛn Kerɛn de bifo ɔlman. Di sinia gad we i bin fɔdɔm bin fɔdɔm. Dɔn wan ɔda wan.
  I jomp ɛn nil di gad na in chin, ɛn grɔmbul:
  - Fɔ ɔna ɛn fridɔm!
  Dɔn Kerɛn muf in fut go na di groin, dɔn i ol di mil. I kɔt tri gad dɛn wan tɛm. Smɔl mɔ ɛn di fɛt dɔn dɔn.
  I pas fayv tawzin man dɛn ɛn lɛk fayv ɔndrɛd uman dɛn we strɔng ɛn we tren bin klaym na di wata. Ɛn pan ɔl we i pas af pan di wan dɛn we bin tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt bin rili yɔŋ, i bin stil rili wɔndaful.
  Kerɛn bin klaym ɔp di ɔbzhɔveshɔn tawa ɛn ala se:
  - Wi don get fridom - na tru! Di Roman dɛn go kam bak ɛn kech ɔlman bak! Wi fɔ gi fridɔm to ɔl di wan dɛn we dɛn de mek sɔfa na dis ɛmpaya! So, a de propos fɔ kɔntinyu di fɛt ɛn pik lida!
  Di slev dɛn bin de ala togɛda se:
  - Yu, wi lida! Yu, wi Siza! Bi kɔmanda!
  Di big slev dɛn bin sɛt mɔt bikɔs dɛn nɔ bin gladi. Udat want fɔ no se sɛvintin ia ol bɔbɔ na di masta fɔ insɛf? Ivin if i fayn fɔ fɛt, ɛn if yu jɔj am bay in figa, i rili strɔng! Bɔt tu-tɛd pan di wan ol ami na yɔŋ pipul dɛn we ol frɔm fayvtin to sɛvintin ia. Ɛn dɛn kin pik slev dɛn we nɔ gɛt biad frɔm dɛnsɛf.
  Wan slev we gɛt grey biad tinap ɛn aks Kerɛn se:
  - Ɛn wetin na yu plan, yɔŋ man?
  Di yɔŋ prɔfɛsɔ bin ansa wit maynd se:
  - Go rawnd ɔl di mayn dɛm na di rij ɛn fri ɔl di wan dɛm we de wok na di mayn dɛm. Ɛn afta dat, wi go tek di sojaman dɛn faktri dɛn!
  Di slev we gɛt grey ia bin gri se:
  - Smat plan! Bɔt wi go go na Rɔm?
  Karen bin ansa wit sɛns se:
  - We wi gɛda wan ɔndrɛd tawzin fɛtman dɛn, wi go muf go de! Apat frɔm dat, yu nid fɔ tich di slev dɛn fɔ fɛt!
  Di man we gɛt grey ia nɔd se:
  - Yɛs. A si se yu na fayn fayn pɔsin we sabi fɔ fɛns! Wɛl, lɛ i bi wi kɔmanda ɛn lida!
  Karen bin anawns wit ɔl in at se:
  - Ɛn yu go bi mi ɛstɛt ɛn rayt an! Tugɛda wi go lid di ribel slev dɛn, ɛn wi go fɛt te ɔl di wan dɛn we dɛn de mek sɔfa na di planɛt Wɔl gɛt fridɔm.
  Dɔn di prɔfɛsɔ kam fɔ no se i bin tɔk di rɔng tin, bɔt stil di slev dɛn bin de klap fɔ am lɛk mɔtalman. Ɛspɛshali bɔy pikin dɛn.
  Neks, Kerɛn bin gi af awa fɔ rɛst ɛn it fayn. Ɛn i muf di slev dɛn fɔ kam atak di nyu mayn. Wetin mek, wetin mek fɔ delay? Di men tin na spid.
  Dɛn kin yuz wɔl dɛn fɔ protɛkt di mayn dɛn, bɔt di Roman dɛn nɔ bin dɔn fɛt na dɛn eria fɔ sɔm ɔndrɛd ia ɛn, bikɔs ɔf dat, dɛn nɔ bin de kɔba dɛn. Ɛn i izi fɔ mek di slev dɛn kech di nɛks mayn.
  Kerɛn insɛf bin rɔsh fɔ go fɛt. I bin want fɔ kɔt ɛn pwɛl. I bin stil lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i nekɛd. Di klaymat na ya na sɔm we go de sote go. Na tru se di ovasia ɛn di gad dɛn bin wɛr but ɔ sandal ɛn klos. Jɛnɛral wan, na ya sandal na bin sayn fɔ fri pɔsin, ɛn slev ɛn slev dɛn bin de waka wit dɛn fut. Na jɔs as sayn fɔ spɛshal lɔv nɔmɔ dɛn bin ebul fɔ gi slev dɛn ɔ uman slev dɛn sus.
  Wɛl, pikin dɛn we fri sitizin dɛn kin gɛt bak fut ɛn af nekɛd. Ɛn ivin da tɛm de nɔto insay famili dɛn we dɛn kɔl patrician. Fɔ dɛn, pikin we nɔ gɛt klos ɛn sus na shem.
  Pan ɔl we di wɛda na ya na sɔm tɛm ɔltɛm. I pas tati digri sɛlshiɔs smɔl. Somtin laik equatorial klaymat. Ɔltɛm, i kin wam ɛn wet. Tɛnda de blo. Ɛn di planɛt na paradays we de blo, usay yu kin avɛst tri ɔ 4 tin dɛn fɔ plant insay wan ia.
  Bɔt slev wok...
  Yɛs, insay dis ɛmpaya, i pas af pan di pipul dɛn, ɔ ivin pas tu-tɛd pan dɛn na slev. Ɛn fɔ tru, dis nɔ rayt.
  Di sitizin we po pas ɔlman na Roma go ebul fɔ gɛt slev. So dat pɔsin go de fɔ wok fɔ am, ɔ fɔ provok am.
  Dɛn kin du ɛnitin we dɛn want to slev. Bit, provok, angri, rep. No tin nɔ bin de we nɔ bin de ambɔg am. Dɛn kin ivin kil slev bad bad wan we dɛn nɔ ɛksplen di rizin dɛn. Na jɔs dis biɛn tɛm nɔmɔ di Siza dɛn bigin fɔ put sɔm lɔ dɛn we de stɔp pipul dɛn fɔ du sɔntin.
  Bɔt wetin dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ du na fɔ fri sɔm kayn slev dɛn. Dɛn bin de stɔp bak di nɔmba fɔ di slev dɛn we dɛn fri. Wan masta nɔ bin ebul fɔ gi fridɔm to pas fayv ɔndrɛd slev dɛn, ɛn pas wan pat pan fayv pan di ɔl slev dɛn.
  Nɔto ɔl slev dɛn bɔn na slev. Pikin dɛn bin de bak we fri bɔt po sitizin dɛn bin de sɛl as slev fɔ gɛt dɛt. Ɛn prizina dɛn we dɛn bin de kech we dɛn bin de fɛt wɔ fɔ win. Ɛn di wan dɛn we dɛn gi slev fɔ sɔm bad tin dɛn na fri sitizin dɛn. Apat frɔm dat, di papa bin ebul fɔ sɛl in pikin dɛn fɔ bi slev. Siza, we na di empara, bin ebul fɔ mek ɛnibɔdi we de ɔnda di kiŋ slev, ɛn i nɔ bin ebul fɔ ɛksplen am. Sɔntɛnde, dɛn bin de gi pikin dɛn fɔ bi slev fɔ sɔm tɛm - fɔ mek di po pipul dɛn pe dɛn. Sɔntɛnde, dɛn bin de pɔyzin bad studɛnt dɛn na di say dɛn we dɛn de kɔt ston.
  So naf pipul dɛn bin de we bin rɛdi fɔ tek di sɔd ɛn tɔn agens am. Kerɛn bin ivin sɔprayz wetin mek di pipul dɛn we bin tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt nɔ bin bigin bifo. Afta ɔl, ɔltin tan lɛk wan barɛl we gɛt gɔnpawda.
  Di ansa we klia pas ɔl na: fred! Ɛni wan pan di pɔsin in fred fɔ pɔnish. Na jɔs bikɔs dɛn de fred, pipul dɛn we dɛn kin drɛb fɔ pwɛl at nɔ kin tɔn agens.
  Spartak bin stil bi wan spɛshal pɔsin we i bin de du insay istri. I nɔ bin jɔs ebul fɔ mɛn slev dɛn, bɔt i bin ebul fɔ win di Roman sojaman dɛn. Inklud ɔnda di lidaship fɔ di kɔnsul dɛn.
  Karen bin lid wit bɔku kɔnfidɛns. Di slev ami bin gro kwik kwik wan. Bɔt fɔ tru, trap dɛn de ya bak.
  Sɔm pan di slev dɛn we dɛn fri, na bin wan sojaman we nem Kris, we dɛn bin sɛl fɔ bi slev. Ɛn wantɛm wantɛm i bigin fɔ dawnlod in laysens.
  - Na us rayt di yɔŋ man de kɔmand wi?
  Karen bin tɔk wit agresiv wan se:
  - A nɔto pikin! A de lid slev dɛn to fridɔm!
  Kris bin gi advays, we i de wɛf in wɛpɔn:
  - Lɛ wi fɛn ɔut wit sɔd uswan pan wi fit mɔ!
  Karen bin gri se:
  - Kam, if no ɔda we nɔ de fɔ kɔmɔt!
  Dɛn bin tinap agens dɛnsɛf. Kerɛn bin wɛr klos nɔmɔ, ɛn wan big sojaman we wɛr klos we dɛn bin kech frɔm di Roman dɛn.
  Di fɛt bigin. Kris na bin wan bigman we bin dɔn wok fɔ lɔng tɛm. I bin de biev kol wan ɛn wit sɛns. Karen layt ɛn i kin du tin kwik kwik wan. A bin tray fɔ manej ɛn go biɛn di ɛnimi dɛn biɛn. Kris, insɛf, parri di atak dɛn ɛn wet fɔ di man fɔ mek mistek.
  Afta dat, we i kech am, i tray fɔ nak am na in chɛst. Bɔt Kerɛn bin ebul fɔ kɔmɔt de. I bin kam fɔ no se di pɔsin we de fɛt am na big pɔsin we sabi fɔ fɛn fɛns ɛn i nɔ go ebul fɔ win am so izi wan. Bɔt stil, pan ɔl we i dɔn gɛt ɔl di ɛkspiriɛns, i nɔ de spid bɛtɛ. Dis min se dɛn fɔ pul am apat ɛn nak am di rayt tɛm.
  Bɔku tɛm, Kerɛn bin de atak di ɛnimi, ɛn di fɛt bin de drɛg. Bɔt Kris nɔ dɔn giv ɔp pan bɔdi yet. Di op se i go taya nɔ bin rayt. Pantap dat, Kris bin tinap na in fut ɛn nɔ muv, ɛn Kerɛn bin de manej ɔltɛm. So i stil de fɔ si udat go taya mɔ, mɔ pan bɔdi.
  Bɔt pɔsin kin taya bak pan pɔsin in maynd. Dis na di tin we bad pas ɔl. Ɛn we Kerɛn bin no dis, i bin yus to in ɛnimi fɔ bit am wan patikyula sikwins.
  Ɛn we i bin want fɔ tek advantej pan dis fɔ chuk di man we bin de mek i vɛks, Kerɛn tɔn rawnd ɛn chuk am na in an wit in sɔd.
  Di finga dɛn wik ɛn bikɔs dɛn bin dɔn yɔŋ, di prɔfɛsɔ bin knock di wɛpɔn we dɛn bin gɛt na dɛn an frɔm Kris.
  Ɛn afta dat, in bled tɔch di hiro in nɛk.
  I bin de grɔmbul wit kɔnfyushɔn se:
  - Wel, yu na kleva.
  Karen bin tɔk wit wan win smayl se:
  -Yu go rekogniz mi viktri?
  Kris bin tɔk witout bɔku tin we nɔ gri wit am se:
  -A admit!
  Kerɛn nɔd ɛn es in an to di wan we bin de bifo as lijiɔn:
  - Wi nid yu ɛkspiriɛns, yu skil ɛn no. Yu go bi mi klos ɛlda. Ɛn togɛda wi go lid ɔl di wan dɛn we dɛn de mek sɔfa fɔ gɛt fridɔm ɛn gladi at!
  Kris bin tɔk ɔnɛs wan se:
  "Wan tɛm a bin de disgres slev dɛn te misɛf bi wan. A ɔndastand aw i tan lɛk fɔ yu we yu de na kapchɔ! Na tru se a rɛdi fɔ fɛt fɔ fridɔm ɛn fɔ gɛt bɛtɛ tumara bambay te di ɛnd!
  Dɛn ɔl tu, di prɔfɛsɔ ɛn di sizin, sizin lijiɔn, bin shek an.
  Ɛn di pipul dɛn we bin tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt bin kɔntinyu. Kerɛn bin kam fɔ no se tu Roman sojaman dɛn bin de go fɔ stɔp di wan dɛn we bin tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt. Wel den. So di mɔ i bɛtɛ, i rɛdi fɔ gɛt nyu prɔblɛm dɛn.
  Laif insay di nyu rialiti jɔs bigin. Ɛn i fɔ rɛdi fɔ gɛt prɔblɛm dɛn.
  Yu tink se i go ebul fɔ win? Mek di Ɔlmayti ɛp am! Dɔn ɔltin go dɔn fayn.
  Na da tɛm de, Tasha bin sɛlibret di wɔndaful we aw dɛn win di spɛshal ɛmpaya we dɛn kɔl Tɛmidɔ.
  Wetin mek di yɔŋ kwin nɔ fɔ gladi? Bɔt i bɛtɛ pas am na Petya, we di gyal pikin dɛn bin rili krɔs. Fɔ dɔn, di yɔŋ man we bin de vɛks bad bad wan bin ebul fɔ ɛnjɔy lɔv di rayt we. Ɛn i bin fil fayn pasmak. Di gyal pikin dɛn disayd se di kwin in animal na fayn tɔys, so dɛn go ebul fɔ ɛnjɔy wit am.
  Ɛn Tasha, da tɛm de, bin de it na di big big ɔl. Dɛn bin kam wit wan big kek, we di sayz lɛk gud os, fɔ di fɛstival. Smɔl smɔl rɔbɔt dɛn bin sheb am to pat dɛn. Ɛn di bɛst pat na, fɔ tru, dɛn bin briŋ am to di kwin insɛf.
  Tasha brok wan pat ɛn smayl:
  - Mek wi layf swit lɛk dis kek! - Ɛn tek tɛm tek wan bayt pan pat pan di kulinari prodak.
  Di titi bin rili proud fɔ insɛf. I bin sho se i ebul fɔ lid wan ɛmpaya ɛn win wɔ dɛn. Ɛn ivin wit smɔl blɔd. Wɛl, sɔntɛm i nɔ smɔl, bɔt i layt pas aw dɛn bin de tink. Ɛn i bin chenj bɔku. Insɛf nɔ bin de tink se i go gɛt da kayn lɔk de.
  Ɛn na so ɔltin apin - di ɛmprɛs na di rula fɔ bɔku bɔku wɔl dɛn ɛn bɔku trilyɔn pipul dɛn we dɛn de rul. Dis na big big tin! Jɔs fayn!
  Ɛn di titi jomp wit gladi at. Bɔt wetin de wet fɔ am nɛks tɛm? Wɛl, layf sabi fɔ gi rid, ɛn di ansa dɛn go kam fɔ dɛnsɛf.
  Di titi tek wan ɔda bayt pan di tɛnda kek. A bin tink se, aw i fil fɔ di day ɛlf dɛn, wetin de wet fɔ dɛn nɛks? Sɔntɛm na ɔda yunivas, ɛn nyu wɔndaful layf!
  Dɔn i si wan yɔŋ man we rili fiba Kerɛn. I flash bifo in yay wit sɔd we gɛt blɔd ɛn luk prawd. Ɛn we i tɔn rawnd, mit Tasha in yay, i se:
  - Wik slev de na di tron, strɔng kiŋ de na prizin! Nɔ mek yusɛf krɔs, mi gyal pikin!
  Tasha bin tɔk wit ɔl in at se:
  - Laif na strɛch! Di prayz na fɔ win! Ɔltin jɔs bigin, ɛn a biliv se wi go bia, win ɛn blem di pipul dɛn we dɔn day!
  Karen bin ansa se:
  - Fɔ fet, op, lɔv!
  Ɛn in imej bin lɔs na tint ɛya. Tasha bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Fɔ fet, op ɛn lɔv!
  
  
  
  Dɔn wantɛm wantɛm wan titi, di Haypa-Emparɔ, we de spak wit jɔlɔs ɛn we wɛr mask, kam bifo dɛn. Na onli insted of gold armour, im bin wear wan mini bikini we get plenti kala. I bin de rɔm se:
  - Lisin pipul dɛn! Yu de na mi an. Bɔt a go gi yu wan las chans fɔ avɔyd mi rayt wamat ɛn di las pwɛl pwɛl we di planɛt Wɔl dɔn pwɛl.
  Yu fɔ go tru di labirint we kɔmpleks ɛn kɔnfyus pas ɔl, ɛn na da tɛm de nɔmɔ yu go gɛt kɔnfidɛns ɛn if ɔltin dɔn fayn, wan kol sɔprayz de wet fɔ yu.
  Ɛn we dɛn dɔn tɔk dis, di titi we nem Haypa-Emparɔ na di Spays Ɛmpaya wev in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn di wan ol triumvirate bin fɛn dɛnsɛf na di ɛntrɛ na di mawnten.
  Mawnt dɛn we gɛt bɔku bɔku kɔlɔ ɛn shed dɛn bin de ɔlsay. Bɔku big tik dɛn de bak we gɛt big big flawa dɛn. Ɔltin fayn ɛn gɛt lɔv. Frɔm di mawnten dɛn we de ɔp, watawɛl dɛn bin de de we de ala, ɛn dɛn bin de pul bɔku bɔku dayamɔn ɛn rubi strim dɛn.
  Bikɔs wan wɔriɔ fɔ ebul fɔ fɛt insay wan tim, dɛn tri pipul dɛn: di fayn fayn Tasha, Karen, Petya, pul wan spɛshal pɔt, we dɛn bin fɔ dɔn disayd us kɔridɔ fɔ jomp insay ɛn, afta dɛn dɔn gɛt di go-ahead: di rod fɔ go di kev bin opin - di vɔys fɔ di Gɔd ɛn Haypa-Emparɔ fɔ af di Yunivas bin de tɛnda , i de go na di ɛntrɛ. Na difrɛn tanɛl dɛn bin de ya, di man dɛn bin stɔp. We i kam pan di difikulti lɛvɛl, dɛn bin de lɛk di sem, nɔto di smɔl wan, bɔt, di prɔblɛm nɔ bin jɔs bi atifishal ɔbstakl, bɔt di rod sɛf, i bin izi fɔ lɔs.
  Bifo di kampen, dɛn bin was di yɔŋ man dɛn ɛn di gyal-kwin, ɛn Tasha we bin stil bi di kwin, fayn fayn wan insay wan dayamɔn watawɛl. Tasha we gɛt ɛkspiriɛns nɔ bin shem atɔl se man dɛn we ivin skrab am wit was klos, rɔb in bɔdi ɛn ɔda tin dɛn we tan lɛk tin dɛn, si in fayn fayn nekɛd bɔdi. Dɛn bin de tich dɛn bak aw man ɛn uman ikwal.
  Di ɔda gyal pikin dɛn bin tinap rawnd. Dɔn bak, i dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i nekɛd ɛn i rili fayn, i gɛt valyu bidz ɛn nɛks.
  Di fayn fayn uman dɛn bin ɛnkɔrej di wan dɛn we bin de kil dɛnsɛf ɛn gi dɛn wɛpɔn dɛn. Tu sɔd dɛn ɛvri wan lɔng lɛk wan an, tu dagɔ ɛn wan tɔch we dɛn dɔn ɔyl. Naw dɛn bin gɛt fɔ mek satisfay wit dis minimum.
  Tasha, we sabi mɔ as sta kwin, bin ɛksplen to in kɔmpin bɔy pikin dɛn se:
  - Yu go gɛt bɔku advantej ɛn fɛt-fɛt we de kil pipul dɛn na ɔda wɔl. Bɔt yu nɔ go ebul fɔ drɛg wɛpɔn, ivin chip ɔ laser nɛf. So...
  Kerɛn kis di fayn uman in ni we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn tɔk se:
  - Na dat! Wi ar for yu tru tik en tin!
  Petya bin tɔk bak se:
  - Yes, ivin insay sɔlfɔrik asid!
  Di fɔs step we dɛn tek along di kɔridɔ bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i kil, as wasp dɛn bin de flay kɔmɔt na smɔl aro dɛn, di bɔy pikin dɛn, te to sɔm mak, prɛsidɛnt dɛn na dɛn fil, ɛn di gyal-kwin nɔ bin gɛt tɛm fɔ fɔdɔm pan di ston dɛn. Wan pan dɛn bin skrach fayn fayn Tasha in skin, ɛn lɛf wan shalo bɔt lɔng fɔr.
  - Di snek de sting. - Di kwin gyal wispa, i de shek shek smɔl.
  Petya (na titi we de na do, bɔt infakt na yunivasiti studɛnt we nɔ rili sofistikiet, kin want fɔ sho se i gɛt sɛns ɔltɛm), lɛk se wan spɛshal pɔsin we sabi bɔt pɔsin bin tɔk se:
  - Na plenti trap de fo floor ya. A kin se yu fɔ kray wan afta di ɔda wan.
  Karen bin agens am wit trɛnk, in yay dɛn bin de shayn:
  "Dɔn wi waka go tek wan tawzin ia, ɛn wi nɔ ivin gɛt wata." A kin se wi fɔ inkrisayz wi paz kwik kwik wan ɛn rɔn fast.
  Kwin Tasha bin tɔk wit kol at fɔ agyu bɔt dis prɔpɔzal:
  - Ɛni ɔda tin nɔ akseptabl. Wi go de chenj chenj bitwin krawl ɛn shɔt rɔn. Soja taktik fɔ tan lɛk stɛl, strɔng bɔt we kin chenj, we dɛn kin yuz fɔ mek damask stɛl!
  Ɛn di gyal-kwin, we nɔ wɛr fut, bin gi wan kɔkrɔs we gɛt chukchuk na in bak.
  Dɛn disayd fɔ dat, ɛn dɛn jɔyn tri an dɛn we gɛt kɔlɔs togɛda insay wan an.
  Di yɔŋ fɛtman dɛn, at ɔl na do, bin de go bifo wit wan rɔn, dɔn dɛn bin gɛt fɔ jomp kwik kwik wan, kruk kɔtlas dɛn bin de flay dɔŋ, dɔn laylak, shap naif dɛn bin de gro wantɛm wantɛm ɛn muf kwik kwik wan. Dɛn bin tan lɛk di shak dɛn fin dɛn we de atak pipul dɛn we de swim dɛn wan na di si. Na di we aw di naif dɛn de muv nɔmɔ kin rili kɔmplikt, ɛn di we aw di nɛf dɛn shep kin rili wɔndaful. Strenj! Fɔs, di man dɛn we kɔmɔt na di wɔl ɛn di gyal-kwin bin ebul fɔ avɔyd fɔ win, bɔt afta dat, dɛn bin stil kech dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin de skrach di man dɛn leg we nɔ gɛt natin. I bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn kɔt Petya in big an.
  - Wi bin get off cheap. - Tasha se, i de shek ɔf swet. Di titi kis di bɔbɔ in leg, ɛn stɔp di blɔd wit in tong.
  Kerɛn bin ansa wantɛm wantɛm we di snek trowe am wit wamat frɔm di wɔl. I kɔt am ɛn se, wit dawt na in vɔys:
  - We yu tink bɔt se wi de jɔs bigin di joyn, i bad, wi de risk fɔ blɔd, a dɔn ɔlrɛdi de limp.
  Petya, pan ɔl we i bin lɔs, i nɔ bin lɔs di op:
  - Wi go stil sapraiz wi kompititor dem. Apat frɔm dat, wi ɔl, at least na dis layf na bɔy pikin dɛn bɔdi, vajin, we min se wi fɔ liv, di gɔd dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ ɛp bɔt dɛn tek kia ɔf dis.
  - Fɔ tru, ivin insay lay lay stori dɛn, dɛn bin de pɔnish mɔ pas aw dɛn bin de sho sɔri-at. - Tasha notis wit dawt, wev in grasful an, bɔt wit knocked down knuckles.- Gɔd tan lɛk layɔn: de kɔrej, tear di skin, ɔg - strangl, kis - gnaw.
  - Ɛn yu, blasphemer! -Karen se, i gladi fɔ ple wit in biceps. - So di fate fɔ wan slev we go de sote go, we dɛn bit wit wip, de wet fɔ yu na di nɛks wɔl. Yu nid fɔ prez di gɔd dɛn, yu nid fɔ pre to dɛn, wit pawa fɔ mek im ɛn ode, dɔn dɛn go tɛl yu tɛnki wan ɔndrɛd tɛm. Na ya a de rid wan prea na mi maynd, ɛn notis se dɛn bin jɔs kɔt mi finga smɔl, bɔt dɛn bin fɔ dɔn kɔt am ɔl.
  - Ɛn a nid fɔ gɛt bandej. - Petya tear wan pis pan in shirt ɛn rap in finga. - A op se dis go ɛp.
  Di Kwin Girl ansa se:
  - Mi kis de ɛp bɛtɛ!
  Apat frɔm di aro, wan disk we de rɔta bin flay kɔmɔt - wan stɛl snoflɛk. I bin de muf along wan brok layn, di we aw i nɔ bin ebul fɔ no wetin i bin de du bin mek i bi wɛpɔn we rili denja. Di man dɛn bin deviet frɔm wan tin. Di nɛks kɔl, dɛn bin gɛt bɔku bɔku disk dɛn ɛn ivin big disk dɛn. Dɔn di kɔridɔ bin smɔl pasmak. Dɛn bin de trowe dagɔ frɔm biɛn di wɔl dɛn, spia dɛn bin de flay kɔmɔt, dɛn bin de bit chen ɛn aks dɛn, we di yɔŋ fɛtman dɛn nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ tɛm fɔ kɔt ɔ rɔnawe. Na ya dɛn rɔn go insay di fɔs domɔt, we dɛn kɔba wit chukchuk. Dɛn bin tray fɔ tɔn di handel, ɛn wan wata we bin de fɔdɔm we gɛt ebi ebi ston dɛn bin fɔdɔm frɔm ɔp.Di yɔŋ man dɛn we dɛn bin kech bin sev jɔs bay wan wɔndaful riakshɔn, we dɛn bin divɛlɔp bay ilɛktronik lɛsin dɛn we gɛt savayj trenin ɛn big big ɛkspiriɛns.
  - Wel, wetin wi fɔ du naw? - Karen aks, i sho se i kɔnfyus.
  - Sɔntɛm wi fɔ tɔn bak ɛn luk fɔ ɔda ɛntrɛ. - Petya bin gi advays, i lɔs optimism. - Mek wi no poke around in vain.
  - Nɔ, a gɛt wan aydia. - Tasha ansa am.
  - Us? Di random bɔbɔ dɛn bin de fɛt wit dɛnsɛf, ɛn dɛn bin de admaya in fayn bɔdi se: "Wetin yu kam wit?"
  Di gyal kwin bin grin se:
  - Kwik kwik wan! Lɛ wi tek wan ston we ebi pas am ɛn togɛda trowe am na di handel.
  - Ɛn wetin dis go gi? - Karen bin de skeptik.
  - Bɔku! Di handel tayt, i nɔ go jɔs spin, we min se yu nid fɔ hit am as yu ebul. - Tasha we gɛt bare-leg, fɔ mek i biliv, i rɔn di ed pat pan in an akɔdin to in fɔɛd.
  Karen nɔ bin want fɔ gri se:
  - I de saund lojik. Wel, fiuja Jedi nayt, mek wi tray.
  Dɛn tri wit prɔblɛm fɔ es wan big flint ɛn, we dɛn de stɛp, we dɛn de blo tranga wan, di shap ston dɛn chuk di bɔbɔ dɛn ɛn di titi in fut we nɔ gɛt natin te dɛn rich na di domɔt. We dɛn tɛl dɛn, dɛn briŋ di ston dɔŋ na di handel. Di blo bin strɔng, aro dɛn bin de flay fɔ ansa, ɛn ivin faya bin de bɔn. Di man dɛn bin bɔn smɔl, ɛn dɛn rɔn go bifo, faya bin flay biɛn dɛn bak, dɔn ɔltin kwayɛt.
  - Wi bin barely sev. - Karen skrach in bak we dɔn bɔn wit in finga dɛn.
  - Nɔ du dat, yu kin gɛt di sik. - Tasha wɔn, i blink kwik kwik wan.
  Di yɔŋ man we bin gɛt prɔblɛm nɔ bin want fɔ gri se:
  - Yes, faya na kruk, so i nɔ fayn.
  - Bɔt wi bin tray am. - Tasha wins frɔm mɛmori dɛn we nɔ fayn.
  - Na tru, bɔt yu nɔ go ebul fɔ yus to di embras fɔ flaym, nɔ lɛk uman in yon. - Di gyal we wan tɛm bin gɛt bɔku bɔku sikrit pawa bin smayl.
  Di kwin gyal jomp op:
  - Taim de wok agenst wi, wi mos hurry.
  Di kɔridɔ bin denja bad bad wan, so i fɔdɔm wantɛm wantɛm, ɛn di man we bin kech wit di gyal-kwin, di nayt dɛn we bin de waka bifo, nɔ bin gɛt tɛm fɔ jomp bak. Bɔt Kerɛn bin fɔdɔm, kech am na di ɛj, i brok in nos, ɛn in an dɛn pul am kɔmɔt.
  - A nɔ tu ebi, padi dɛn? - I aks, i fɛn insɛf na sɔlid grɔn.
  - Yu nɔ de gɛt fat we yu de it vɛjitebul ɛn frut. - Ansa di giggling biuti Tasha.
  Fɔ go fa fawe na di rod we gɛt chukchuk, i nɔ bin izi fɔ dɛn fɔ swɛt di wɔl insay dak ples wit di smɔl smɔl layt we wan tɔch bin de shayn ɛn di bad bad shado dɛn. Ɛn afta dat, trap dɛn bin de wet fɔ dɛn: Tasha bin bɔn wit mɛtal we dɔn rɔtin, Petya bin wund bad bad wan wit wan daga we dɛn kin pul na in bɛlɛ, ɛn wan stɛl klɔb bin fɔdɔm pan Kerɛn in ed we gɛt shɔt ia ɛn we gɛt blant. I nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ tɛm fɔ mek di blo sof. Bɔt, i bin kɔntinyu fɔ de na grog fɔ sɔm sɛkɔn dɛn.
  Smɔl smɔl di kɔridɔ bin de big, bɔt dis nɔ bin mek i sef. Apat frɔm difrɛn tin dɛn we de pwɛl tin dɛn we dɛn mek wit kɔpa, stɛl, faya, nidul dɛn we skata ɛn we de fɔdɔm, big big spayda dɛn bin de wet fɔ dɛn. Dɛn bin kɔba di say we dɛn de wit wan kɔntinyu kap, ɛn ful-ɔp di wan ol kɔridɔ. Di man dɛn bin tinap:
  - Dɛn kin gɛt pɔyzin. - Petya se wit kɔnsyus. In yɔŋ fes bin tɔn rɛd.
  - Fɔ tru, bɔt yu mɛmba wetin dɛn bin tich wi. - Tasha se wit wan wispa.
  Di bɔbɔ we nɔ fit bin wispa se:
  - Wetin rili?
  Di gyal kwin bin tɔk wit kol at se:
  - If yu muv fayn fayn wan, we yu nɔ stɛp, wit katapila pes, den di spayda dɛn nɔ go sting.
  - Na so, sɔntɛm yu rayt, bɔt lɛ dis kayn abomineshɔn kam in kɔntakt. - Di bɔbɔ in fes grima.
  - Wetin wi fɔ du te wi mit ɛni branch ɔ ɔda rod? So yu nid fɔ go tru di spayda dɛn. Mi na gyal, ɛn a go go fɔs so dat una man dɛn nɔ go fred ɛnitin. - Di gyal-kwin shek in ed. Fɔ step tranga wan pan fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we de bia fɔ lɔng tɛm.
  Tri brayt man dɛn, we bin tek tɛm, we bin de tray nɔ fɔ es dɛn fut, bin go insay di shaggy swamp. I nɔ bin de pen, bɔt i bin rili tik, di spayda dɛn bin de muv dɛn fut, skrach bitwin dɛn fut finga dɛn, ɛn tikl dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Dɛn bin de sink smɔl smɔl, fɔs dɛn bin de dip te to dɛn anklɛ, dɔn dɛn bin de sink te to dɛn ni, afta dat di layt we gɛt spayda dɛn bin de rich na dɛn wes. Na ya Petya stɔp ɛn muf bikɔs i de fred se:
  - A nɔ go go fa fawe!
  - Ɛn wetin mek na dat?! - Kul Tasha bigin fɔ vɛks ɛn stamp in bare fut pan di shap ston dɛn.
  Di bɔbɔ we bin trɔp bin tɔn pale:
  - A nɔ ebul. If dɛn tɔch mi fes, a go vɔmit ɛn mi gut go kray kɔmɔt.
  Di gyal kwin bin snor wit disgres:
  - Ɛn dat yu go tinap lɛk dis te yu bɔdi tɔn to ston. Bi man! Yu tink se a gladi!
  Petya, we bin gɛt maynd fɔ tɔk pas fɔ du sɔntin, bin de shem fɔ aks se:
  - Wetin a go du if a kam bak?
  - Wi nɔ de kip yu, kam bak, bɔt na wan nɔmɔ. - Nays Tasha wev in an, sho se i nɔ lɛk am - yu fri!
  I bin tan lɛk se di op fɔ lɛf dɛn wangren na wan mazi we de ful pipul dɛn, i bin wɔs pas spayda. Di bɔbɔ we nɔ fit bin tek wan disisiv step fɔ go bifo. Swet bin de rɔn dɔŋ in rawnd, pale fes.
  Di man ɛn di gyal pikin kɔntinyu fɔ dayv, fɔs te dɛn rich na dɛn chɛst, dɔn te dɛn rich na dɛn nɛk. Na ya ivin Tasha we bin gɛt ɛkspiriɛns bin de shem smɔl, bɔt afta dat, bikɔs i disayd se tu pipul dɛn nɔ go day, dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ avɔyd wan ɛn go bifo. Di spayda dɛn bin kɔba mi fes, dɛn bin tu big fɔ go insay mi nos ɔ mi yes, bɔt i bin rili at fɔ blo ɔnda da kayn kɔva de. Dɛn bin sheb di man dɛn ed bold, dɔn dɛn kin stil gro di ia bak rili kwik, ɛn fɔ muv dɛn paw dɛn bin de mek wi mɛmba layt masaj.
  Tasha bin tink, i bin tan lɛk se dɛn de pul in breyd. Afta ɔl, na di smɔl pikin dɛn ia nɔmɔ dɛn kin pul ɔl, dɔn, as dɛn de gro, dɛn kin breyd di gyal pikin dɛn ia wit nidul ɛn bled, ɛn tɔn dɛn ia to wɛpɔn fɔ kil.
  Di hit gyal dɛn bin ol dɛnsɛf, de tray nɔ fɔ lɔs. Ɛmanuɛl bin fil se Pɛti in finga dɛn de shek shek. Di patna, bikɔs i bin stil na bɔbɔ we nɔ fit, i bin shem bad bad wan, ɛn i bin ol am na in mɔsul sholda dɛn. I de mek yu fred fɔ waka ɔnda dis kayn blankit, pan ɔl we i rili layt insay, di spayda dɛn nɔ bin de spak patikyula brayt wan, sɔntɛm frɔm fɔsfɔr ɔ ɔda tin, bɔt dɛn bin gɛt fɔ ɔt di tɔch dɛn. Di wɔriɔ ɛn wɔriɔ we bin de du di tɛst bay insɛf nɔ bin ebul fɔ tɔk, ɛn tɛm bin de drɛg go lɛk rɔba, we na bin ɔda mɔral sɔfa, ivin di at bin tan lɛk se i de slo, lɛk se wata de drɔp na di bren.
  Bɔt ɔl bad tin dɛn bak gɛt ɛnd, ɛn di man dɛn kɔmɔt na di jeli we de alayv. Fɔs di ed dɛn apia, dɔn di sholda dɛn, di liv wef bin tɔn bak, pan ɔl we tu-tri spayda dɛn bin stil de hang na Petya in fes. Wan pan di insɛkt dɛn bin stɔp in fut insay di man in nos. I ol am wit ɔl in trɛnk, bɔt ɔltin gɛt limit, in fes bin dɔn chenj, ɛn i bin de sniz... Di spayda dɛn flay kɔmɔt na in fes, ɛn di ɔda wan dɛn bigin fɔ hum. Dɛn ala lawd lawd wan, i tan lɛk se big ɛlifant we wund de ala. Di man dɛn we bin de fred bin stɔp, dɛn at bin de bit so i tan lɛk se dɛn chɛst de kam bɔs. Fɔ dɔn, di bad bad nɔys bin stɔp smɔl smɔl, lɛk big big briz na si, ɛn di yɔŋ sojaman dɛn bin de go bifo.
  Karen bin tɔk wit vɔys we de ring se:
  - Wel, kam on, yu klos kil wi.
  Di bɔbɔ we bin gɛt prɔblɛm bin tɔk wit pwɛl at se:
  - Wetin bin lɛf fɔ du? If a bin ol am wit mi an, i fɔ dɔn bit mi, dɔn i nɔ bin izi fɔ bia.
  Karen bin snor wit disgres se:
  - I nɔ mata, luk aw dɛn buz.
  Tasha bin kɔt dɛn:
  - No nid fɔ agyu, wi na wan tim ɛn di tru se wi stil de alayv na big sakrifays.
  - Den, get wan nais trip. - Di yɔŋ man we bin gɛt prɔblɛm bin smayl.
  - Wi nid fɔ layt di tɔch dɛn. - Barefoot Tasha bin gi advays. - I bin dak, ivin if yu gouge out yu ai.
  Wit di ɛp we frikshɔn bin de ɛp dɛn, dɛn bin du dis kwik kwik wan, mɔ bikɔs di wɔl na bin silikon mɔ.
  Dɔn bak trap dɛn, spia dɛn we dɛn kin trowe. Di nimbul Tasha kɔt wan pan dɛn, we mek i gɛt wan rili sɛnt lɔng dreka.
  - Wetin mek yu nid am, kam! - Karen bin tɔk shap shap wan.
  Tasha bin agens am se:
  - Nɔ, i tan lɛk to mi se i nɔ go te igen wi go nid am.
  Fɔ tru, i nɔ tu te, tin bin wɔs. Wan nyu domɔt bin apia, ɛn i bin tan lɛk se na sɔntin we nɔ go ebul fɔ sɔlv. No handel nɔ bin de, bɔt wan rawnd valv bin de kɔmɔt.
  - Yu si, nid nɔ de fɔ kam nia! - Tasha se wit gladi at.
  Di gyal-kwin bin stɔp in stik, di domɔt bin de shayn, ɛn smɔl smɔl laytin bin de shayn arawnd di smɔl smɔl pat.
  Ivin Tasha in strɔng an bin fil di shek we i de shek.
  - Wow, na majik de ya.
  - Wetin mek wi fɔ sɔprayz, di wan dɛn we de ripresent di sem rays na di yunivas dɔn ebul fɔ du majik. - Karen notis wit kol at.
  - Dis na fɔ tru, i nɔ sɔprayz, bɔt dɛn bin ban wi fɔ yuz majik, bɔt agens po studɛnt dɛn, duya! - Di kwin gyal bin vɛks, i bin de skrach in itch palm.
  - Di wɔl ful-ɔp wit injɔstis. Fo dis, di wan we no jos pas evri oda wan na laif sef, bikos dem giv am onli wan taim and dem no fit loan am - Petya tok wit filozofik, im wan sho se im smat.
  Dɛn bin gɛt fɔ tɔn di valv fɔ lɔng tɛm, wantɛm wantɛm wan abyss apia bifo dɛn, i apia wantɛm wantɛm ɛn di man dɛn klos fɔ fɔdɔm insay. Karen luk dɔŋ ɛn si ɔt magma de splash de.
  - Wow, di ɔndawɔl dɔn wek ɛn de rich to wi wit gridi tɛntakul.
  - Nɔ wɔs pas spayda, wi go mek brij ɛn krɔs lɛk se na dray land. - Tasha bin kol, i bin de kɔntinyu fɔ rɔta, pan ɔl we i bin de spin tayt. Di titi bin ledɔm pan in leg dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we dɛn kɔt kɔt ɛn i bin so fayn insay in tɛnsiɔn we gɛt fayn fayn mɔsul dɛn.
  - Ɔ sɔntɛm yu de tɔn na di rɔng dairekshɔn. - bin gi advays to di yɔŋ "advaysa" ɛn studɛnt we nɔto di bɛst lɛvul, Petya.
  Di gyal kwin nɔ bin gri se:
  - Kloksayz, kwik kwik wan.
  I tan lɛk se fɔ kɔnfɔm wetin i tɔk, di domɔt swing opin, i bin de slap insay in tik, ɛn di ol we nɔ gɛt bɔtɔm bin lɔs wantɛm wantɛm, lɛk se i nɔ ɛva de.
  Kerɛn bin trowe ston, bɔt nɔ, nɔto mirej, natin nɔ bin stɔp dɛn.
  Afta dis tɛst, di man dɛn gɛt kɔnfidɛns, pan ɔl we di nɔmba fɔ di trɛtin trap dɛn nɔ bin go dɔŋ. Bifo dat, ɛni nyu trap bin sofistikieted pas di wan we bin de bifo.
  Di nɔmba fɔ di dip ɛn smɔl smɔl skrach ɛn kɔt dɛn na di yɔŋ fɛtman dɛn bɔdi bin de bɔku ɔltɛm, ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ taya pasmak.
  - So yu kin wik ɛn fɔdɔm frɔm we yu lɔs blɔd. - Petya bin de kray. - No living space nɔ de pan mi.
  Di gyal kwin bin ful-ɔp wit disgres, pan ɔl we in fes bin skrach, in maynd nɔ bin wik:
  - Wetin, yu wan tɔn bak?
  Petya bin de kray, i bin de skrach di blista dɛn we bin de na in il:
  - Wel, dis na rili test, dis na hau dem de exterminate Russian studen. Yu tink se i rili pɔsibul fɔ du dis to di wan dɛn we go fɛt wɔ tumara bambay? A shɔ se ivin if a nɔ gɛt labirint, a rili ebul fɔ kil fayv, ɔ ivin tɛn.
  Tasha bin tɛns ɛn stret in sholda dɛn:
  - Wi nɔ gɛt ɔda fayn we fɔ kɔmɔt, fɔ liv wi nid fɔ go na di ɛnd. Ɛnibɔdi we panik dɔn ɔlrɛdi lɔs af. Apat frɔm dat, dɛn nɔ pul yu tong: yu gri fɔ yusɛf.
  Di nɛks rum we big ɛn we gɛt layt smɔl, bin ful-ɔp wit snek dɛn we tan lɛk ribin dɛn we gɛt kɔlɔ. Dɛn tin ya bin de his wantɛm wantɛm ɛn es dɛn ed ɔp.
  - Mek wi waka pan tiptoe. - Tasha bin gi advays, i de smayl wit kol at. - Sɔntɛm i go pas.
  - Somtin tel mi se no way! - Petya bin de shek shek.
  - Mɛmba yu mentɔ dɛm, snek nɔ de atak wantɛm wantɛm we yu nɔ provoke. - Di gyal-kwin se wit wan tɔyn we nɔ de tolɛret ɔbjɛshɔn.
  Di Rɔshian studɛnt bɔbɔ bin shek:
  - Tel dem di hissing wan dem.
  - A de go fɔs! "Tasha bin tɔk wit maynd."I nɔ de na mi lɔ dɛn fɔ fred."
  Ɛn i bin go, i bin de stɛp in fut finga dɛn wit sɛns ɛn avɔyd knot dɛn we gɛt layf. In leg dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we tan lɛk gyal pikin, pan ɔl we i bin gɛt bɔku bɔku brus, blo ɛn ful-ɔp wit ayɛn we dɔn at, ɛn sɔntɛnde krawd dɛn we kin wam, bin slɛnd ɛn fayn. Di random bɔy dɛn bin lɛk dɛn we dɛn nɔ bin want. Insay di layt we di tɔch bin gɛt we nɔ shɔ ɛn we bin blu, i bin tan lɛk se dɛn nɔ izi fɔ ɔndastand, lɛk di wan dɛn we wan gɔd uman we bin de trade trade bin gɛt. I soft. ɛn di sem tɛm, di we aw i bin de waka wit prawd bin mek pɔsin gɛt kɔnfidɛns. Tu kɔmpin dɛn we dɛn bin du bad to bin fala am.
  Wi bin de muv sloslo, bɔt wi bin de muv tranga wan, sɔntɛm di fayn tin we wi bin gɛt wit spayda dɛn bin rili ɛp wi ya. I go mɔs bi se wi bin fɔ dɔn ebul fɔ pas ya bak, bɔt sɔm drop blɔd bin fɔdɔm pan di reptayl dɛn we bin de muv. Dis bin inof fɔ mek dɛn rɔsh pan di yɔŋ man dɛn.
  - Chop wit ɔl tu di sɔd dɛn ɛn rɔn. - Tasha bin de ala wit pwɛl at.
  We dɛn tek tɔch dɛn na dɛn tit, di man dɛn bigin fɔ brok. Snek dɛn bin de rɔsh frɔm ɔlsay ɛn dɛn bin de kɔt dɛn. Fɔ ansa dis, di krichɔ dɛn bit. Laki se bɔku pan di tin dɛn we dɛn bin bit nɔ bin gɛt pɔyzin.
  - Rɔn fast, nɔ mek dɛn rɔsh insay ɛl krawd. - Tasha rasp tru in tit.
  Fɔ fred ɛn aktif rɔn trenin bin gi di bɔbɔ dɛn trɛnk. Dɛn bin de kɔntinyu fɔ go bifo kwik kwik wan. Di snek dɛn bin rɔsh afta dɛn. Dɔn, we dɛn nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt, di strɔng grɔn bin dɔn, ɛn di bɔbɔ dɛn we nɔ bin gɛt op ɛn di kwin gyal bin si dɛnsɛf bifo wan smɔl lek. Big big lizad dɛn we wɛr klos we gɛt big ed ɛn mɔt we lɔng mita bin de swim along am. Ɛni wan pan dɛn gɛt siks row dɛn we gɛt tit, ɛn di shɔɛl gɛt spayna.
  No tɛm nɔ bin de fɔ tɔk bɔt aw fɔ bargayn, Tasha bin jomp fɔs, dɔn di ɔda wan dɛn bin jomp. Di gyal dɛn bin de jomp frɔm wan bak to di ɔda wan, dɛn bin gɛt ɛkspiriɛns pan di sem kayn jomp pan lɔg. Na tru se di chukchuk dɛn bin de chuk, bɔt i nɔ bin so izi fɔ chuk di bɔbɔ dɛn we nɔ fit ɛn di gyal-kwin we bin de fɛt, dɛn fut we bin de sɔfa fɔ lɔng tɛm ɛn we nɔ bin gɛt sɔri-at.
  Na ya Petya bin de kray se:
  - A de fil bad, a de diziz bad bad wan.
  - Hol on, na smɔl tɛm nɔmɔ lɛf. - ala di man we dɔn taya we bin dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ bi Karen in brɔda.
  - A de fɔdɔm. - I nɔ bin kray igen, bɔt na kray we ful-ɔp wit pen, frɔm wan studɛnt we kɔmɔt Rɔshia.
  Di yɔŋ man rili nɔ mek am ɛn fɔdɔm flat insay di wata. Dɔn wan tɔl we gɛt di ed fɔ wan rili big ipopɔt rɔsh kam pan am, ɛn wantɛm wantɛm i bit am af. Bɔt di po bɔbɔ we dɛn bin kil nɔ bin ivin kray we i day, in yay dɛn we bin de bifo bɔt we bin gɛt maynd, bin frɔz sote go.
  - I tan lɛk se i day bikɔs snek bit am. - Said wit rigrɛt, fɛt Karen.
  - A op se insay di sɛlestial ɔganayzeshɔn, if dis na tru bɔt paralel yunivas, wi kɔmrɛd go fɛn fayn ples fɔ insɛf. - Bare-legged Tasha se bita bita wan.
  - Alas! Wi gɛt wi fɔs lɔs dɛn. - Di yɔŋ man, Karen, snɛf in bɔysh nos.
  - A op se na di las wan dɛn. I bin so fani man ɛn i bin de kam wit fani stori dɛn ɔltɛm. I rili sɔri fɔ am. - Wan kray wata flash na di gyal in ɛmirald-safaya yay.
  - Nɔ kray gyal, nɔ mek ren kam! Laf lawd wan, nɔ ɛkspɛkt trɔbul!" In yɔŋ kɔmpin ɛn fɔma prɔfɛsɔ na di ɛmpaya we strɔng ɛn jɛntri pas ɔl na di wɔl bin kɔrej am.
  Na ya Kerɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ tinap ɛn i fɔdɔm, ɛn splash insay di grɔn wata. Strenj krichɔ dɛm, fɔ tru monsta dɛm, bin atak am, bɔt bikɔs ɔf dɛn big mas dɛn spid bin smɔl, ɛn di frisky yɔŋ prɛsidɛnt bin ebul fɔ jomp kɔmɔt. Afta i dɔn klo in an dɛn, i klaym pan in bak ɛn jomp bak lɛk gras, na di tɔch nɔmɔ bin ɔt.
  - Les fɔ tɔk. - Tasha bin sɔm am ɔp.
  Na we dɛn bin de na land nɔmɔ Kerɛn, we bin de spit ɛn drɔp blɔd, aks se:
  - Bɔku pan dɛn de ya, tu ɔ tri ɔndrɛd, wetin dɛn de it?
  - Nɔ no! Sɔntɛm na tin dɛn we de it ɔltin. - Di kwin gyal shek in ed.
  - Bɔt i bɛtɛ, ɔ mɔ prɛsishɔn sef pas snek;di krichɔ dɛn nɔ so mobayl. - Karen shek in skapul mɔsul dɛn.
  Di ɔnaful yɔŋ man ɛn di brayt kwin gyal kɔntinyu fɔ rɔn. Naw i bin layt, difrɛn tin dɛn nɔ bin de atak bɔku tɛm. I bin tan lɛk se na bad bad drim labirint, we nɔ gɛt trap dɛn. Pan ɔl we sɔntɛnde "gift" dɛn we de kil pipul dɛn bin de fɔdɔm frɔm di wɔl dɛn. Bɔt naw, "kapris," lɛk wan dia dia raregal, di kɔridɔ bin smɔl bak. A bin gɛt fɔ swɛt tru, we di wɔl dɛn na di tanɛl bin de wam ɛn bɔn mi skin.
  Naw ɛni muvmɛnt bin tan lɛk ɛksɛkushɔn, i bin de mek pɔsin fil pen bad bad wan, ɔt swet bin de kɔba di kɔt dɛn, di mכkus bin de stɔp, ɛn i bin de mek i nɔ izi fɔ muv. Wan tɛm, Kerɛn bin stɔp. Strɔng Tasha, bin fred, vɛks, tray tranga wan, i bin de strɛch ɔl in trɛnk, i bin de push wit in fut ɛn an dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, fɔ push in patna fɔ go bifo mɔ, bɔt as a rizulta i bin stɔp:
  Fɔs, Kerɛn bin ala wit fred se:
  - Lɛf mi wan, mi lɔv!
  I, we sho us smɔl ɛnaji we i lɛf, nɔ bin gri se:
  - Nɔ ivin tink bɔt am! Afta ɔl, fɔ mi, yu na prins, yu valyu pas layf.
  Naw dɛn ɔl tu, we na "hiro" dɛn na di majik labirint na di Amazɔn ɛmpaya, de si dɛnsɛf na wan prɔblɛm we nɔ izi fɔ dɛn. I klia se di tanɛl nɔ bin want fɔ lɛf di wan dɛn we i bin kil.
  - Lɛ wi blo togɛda! - Karen bin gi advays wit sɔm digri we i nɔ bin gɛt op.
  - Ɛn as shap as i pɔsibul. - Di mɔskul Tasha sɔpɔt di initiativ ɛn pul in abs.
  Di random gyal ɛn di kwin gyal bin du jɔs dat;lɛk snek, dɛn bin ebul fɔ go bifo smɔl bay we dɛn skrach. Tasha bin kik in strɔng leg dɛn wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, bɔt afta dat dɛn bin stɔp tranga wan, ɛn di ston bin swɛt in chɛst. Di kwin gyal in skarlet nipples bigin fɔ krak krak.
  - Wel, naw wi don definitli finish. - Wispa, tɔn pale, di bɔbɔ we go insay Karen.
  - No nid fɔ bɛr wi bifo tɛm. Chans stil de, mɔ we wi de alayv. - Tasha bin se. Pan ɔl we i bin at fɔ tɔk, di we aw dɛn bin de du am insɛf bin de mek pɔsin kol.
  - Us!? - Op bin flash insay di yɔŋ man in vɔys.
  Di Kwin Girl bin gi advays se:
  "Wi go hang tayt, dɔn wi go lɔs wi wet ɛn slip kɔmɔt."
  "Yu tink se wi kin ebul fɔ handle am, mi tong dɔn ɔlrɛdi swel, a tɔsti" Karen wispa.
  - Bɔt dis nɔto di fɔs tɛm fɔ wi, a mɛmba aw dɛn lɔk mi na pɔnishmɛnt sɛl, strɛch mi leg ɛn fos mi fɔ ol mi an dɛn ɔp. Na di sem tɛm, nɔto wan drop wata, nɔto wan ɔns it, ɛn ivin kandul faya kin fri di titi in bare, rawnd il dɛn smɔl smɔl. - Ekspiriɛns Tasha bin shek shek frɔm di mɛmori dɛn.
  "Na so i bin apin to mi pas wan tɛm, bɔt na de dɛn nɔ bin de mek wi ɔl day kwik, bɔt na ya wi go jɔs day." - Karen bin krach in bon dɛn.
  Tasha bin de chirp wit wan tint vɔys:
  - Nɔ, mɔs lɛk se wi go jɔs dray ɛn tɔn to mami.
  - Dis go mek am izi fɔ wi? - Pan ɔl di bad bad tin we apin, di yɔŋ prɔfɛsɔ grin.
  "A nɔ no if i izi ɔ i at, bɔt dɛn go tek am na kɔna na di list fɔ di tin dɛn we dɛn dɔn du afta i day," Tasha, we nɔ ɛva lɔs in optimism, bin swɛ.
  - Wi tok-tok don bi komplit stupid, i beta fo kip kwait. "Di yɔŋ prɔfɛsɔ bin rili sɛt mɔt fɔ sɔm tɛm, dɔn i nɔ bin ebul fɔ tinap fɔ am ɛn i bin bɔs:
  - Ɔ sɔntɛm Tasha, wɛl, dis na ɔth to di dɛbul dɛn. Yuz yu majik ɛn fri wi. Na necromancers nɔmɔ nid wi fɔ day.
  Di gyal kwin nɔ mek sawnd. I bin de tink tranga wan, ɛn i bin de luk fɔ we fɔ kɔmɔt de.
  Di gem fɔ kwayɛt kin drɛg fɔ lɔng tɛm, bɔt wantɛm wantɛm di studɛnt dɛn we de na di fɛt-fɛt ɔda na di spes Amazɔn dɛn bin de yɛri di kes yes dɛn bin kech di his ɛn smɔl smɔl rɔst.
  Agile Tasha bin krɔs di insɛkt wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn wispa se:
  - Kal, jɔs kol.
  Karen bin tɔk bad bad wan se:
  - So distrɔkshɔn dɔn kam to wi sol.
  - Na wan snek nɔmɔ de, we min se i go kil wan. - I stet, lɛk se i nɔ ɔndastand se dis nɔ go mek i kol, Tasha.
  - Yɛs! Yu fɔgɛt se spɛshal strɛp kɔbra dɛn de, we dɛn kin yuz dɛn pɔyzin fɔ mek aro, wan pan dɛn kayn monsta dɛn de kin kil wan duzin strɔng man dɛn. - di Karen we sabi bɔku tin bin de kray.
  - So mɔ di bɛtɛ, a nɔ go want fɔ day wit wan day kɔmrɛd nia. - Tasha, we bin de ɛva gladi, bin smayl radiant wan de flash in tit dɛn na di sɛmi-daknɛs.
  - Yu de jok, dia, in wi las awa. - Ivin Karen bin fil fani ɛn i bin de laf ɛn muf smɔl. "Bɔt dɛn se in trowe nɔ izi fɔ fɛn, ɛn di kruk pɔyzin de rili pen." Na da tɛm de, di snek kray go nia Tasha, i bin de insay blu strɛp, i bin de shayn, i bin de kɔst grɛn ɛn ɔrɛnj aylayt dɛn. In fang dɛn bin lɔng pasmak ɛn dɛn bin rili shap, dɛn bin de shayn na dak, ɛn in yay dɛn bin de kɔntinyu fɔ chenj kɔlɔ, ɛn insay wan kɔmpleks sikyud, di pupil dɛn bin de shek shek lɛk spiral. I bin tan lɛk se i bin de mek pɔsin kɔle.
  - I tan lɛk sɔm kayn hipnosis. - Di ɛkspiriɛns Tasha notis witout lɔs kɔntrol. Di gyal-kwin tayt in grip pan di dagɔ, ɛn rɛdi fɔ slap.
  Di kobra we gɛt strɛp we gɛt smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl. Wit wan muvment we i praktis, Tasha es di bled. I bin gɛs kɔrɛkt wan se di snek go slap fɔs na in nɛk.
  Kerɛn bin de kray ɛn kray, in briz bin de blo mɔ ɛn mɔ, lɛk se dɛn dɔn bit am. Infakt, di tip we dɛn tek tɛm shap di daga bin go stret na di kobra in trot, ɛn kɔt in ed.
  Tasha bin tɔk wit satisfayshɔn se:
  - Viktri!
  Di pɔyzin we kɔmɔt na di fang dɛn bin de drɔp pan di ston ɛn i bin de his lɛk strɔng asid. Karen bin notis dis, di yɔŋ prɔfɛsɔ in vɔys bin de shek shek.
  "I bayt go mek wi blɔd bɔl."
  - Na tru se wi go liv bad, bɔt nɔto fɔ lɔng tɛm. "Ivin we tin nɔ bin izi fɔ am, bikɔs di gyal-kwin bin sev we dɛn bin de trɛtin am fɔ kil am, i nɔ bin lɔs.
  "I tan lɛk se yu de pul wɛlbɔdi tut wit slɛj." - Karen notis se di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ na bin klia wan filɔsof. - In jenɛral, sɔntɛm wi kil am fɔ natin, bikɔs day frɔm angri ɛn tɔsti kin mek i fil pen pasmak.
  - Wetin mek wi, ɛn nɔto mi! - Di touchy Tasha bin objek.
  - Wel, laik dis! A tek am ɔnda hypnosis. We yu tong stik to yu nos! "Di yɔŋ prɔfɛsɔ bin sho dis wantɛm wantɛm.
  Nays Tasha laf ɛn afta dat i notis se insɛf, dɔn shift.
  - Yu no, laf de ɛp, lɛ wi laf lawd wan, sɔntɛm wi go brok kɔmɔt na di trap. - I bin gi advays.
  - A nɔ de ɛnjɔy. - Di yɔŋ man, prɔfɛsɔ ɛn invɛntɔ, ansa wit wan kray kray.
  - Yu tikl yusɛf, ɔ mek a, mi an fri, ebul fɔ rich am. - Di gyal-kwin bin purr ple ple.
  - En a tel yu, it"s much funnier dis way. - Karen bin rili gladi. Di op fɔ tɔch gyal in bɔdi bin mek di strɔng fɛtman gladi, we nɔ bin ebul fɔ pe tumɔs insay in layf trade.
  Di gyal-prɔfɛsɔ ɛn di gyal-kwin bigin fɔ tikl dɛnsɛf, di shrill ɛn hysterical laf bin de tru di ruf. Di fayn fayn Tasha bin gladi we wan fayn man tɔch in finga dɛn. In skarlet nipples bin swel ɛn slip. Kerɛn bin de tikl in il dɛn we gɛt dɔti, we nɔ gɛt wan bɔt ɛn di sem tɛm we tan lɛk tin we tan lɛk ɛlastik il wit gladi at.
  - Wel, yu laik am? - I aks, i de smayl.
  - Jɔs fɔ go na ɛl. - Temperamental Tasha bin laf. - A nɔ ɛva ɛkspiriɛns dis kayn gladi at.
  Di gyal-kwin bin ansa dis kayn we. Di nyu bɔdi fɔ di yɔŋ prɔfɛsɔ nɔ bin dɔn gɛt tɛm yet fɔ kɔba am wit ia, i bin smol, lɛk pepa we dɛn dɔn polish, di skin bin wɛl ɛn i bin elastik. I kin fayn fɔ tɔch da kayn skin de. Ɛn fɔ tru, wit ɛni nyu laf we dɛn bin de laf dɛn bin de muf mɔ ɛn mɔ. Fainali i bin izi fɔ blo, di af-af nekɛd man dɛn bigin fɔ go bifo fɔ dɛnsɛf. Di kɔridɔ bin big ɛn wan ɛksɛsayz mashin we bin de rɔn bad bad wan bin apia bifo dɛn.
  I bin gɛt fayv chen dɛn, siks aks dɛn, sɛvin spia dɛn, et lɔng sɔd dɛn, wan mas we de rɔn, wan slɛj hama we gɛt spayk dɛn, ɛn 4 tiub dɛn we de spit faya. No we nɔ bin de fɔ go rawnd am.
  Karen bin rasp se:
  - Oh oh oh! Wɛl, wetin fɔ du!
  - Wi nɔ dɔn dil wit dɛn kayn monsta dɛn de? - Tasha se, i de sho se i nɔ de fred.
  Di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ bin tɔk wit fred se:
  - Bɔt nɔto da spid de! .
  - No bi big difrens, wi go bi tu taims as fast. - Di gyal-kwin wev am go.
  -Yu go go fɔs? Nɔ, mi na man ɛn di wan ol risk fɔ day fɔ fɔdɔm na mi sholda. - Stet, de puf Karen in chɛst.
  - I bɛtɛ fɔ wok togɛda, akt sinkron, dɔn hit togɛda, i izi fɔ ripel di atak, nɔto so dɛn tich yu? - Said di kul Tasha in di tone of a boss.
  - Yɛs, dɛn bin de tich! Wɛl, dat bɛtɛ! - Di bɔy prɔfɛsɔ gri wantɛm wantɛm.
  Tasha bin izi fɔ rɔn di sɔd in tip along in fayn fayn, had, ɛn gyal il.
  - Tu an dɛn hit mɔ rili pas wan!
  Di yɔŋ prɔfɛsɔ ɛn di kwin gyal bin de muf wan prea ɛn rɔsh fɔ go bifo lɛk haunds afta di hare. Dɛn rɔnawe pan di sɔd dɛn, dayv lɛk biva, dɔn dɛn jomp, mis di chen dɛn, Tasha ɛn Karen fɛt 4 pan dɛn wantɛm wantɛm wit wan padi muvmɛnt fɔ dɛn bled, dɛn kɔt wan pan di link dɛn.
  Di kwin gyal wink pan in patna:
  - Yu si, i yusful se wi tu de.
  Bɔt i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ di mas we bin de rɔn na di chukchuk dɛn nak di yɔŋ fɛtman dɛn, pan ɔl dat, faya bin de bɔn na dɛn fes. Di slɛd hama bin grap Kerɛn in sholda layt wan. Di agil Tasha bin ivin ebul fɔ trowe in sɔd insay di paip, ɛn kɔt di barɛl smɔl, ɛn dis bin mek wan wata we gɛt faya kɔmɔt na di ɔda say.
  Dɛn kɔt tu ɔ tri ɔda spia dɛn ɛn brok kɔmɔt na say we klin.
  - No lɔs nɔ bin de. - Tasha sɔm am, i de grin in tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal.
  - I tan lɛk se ɔda blank de bifo. - Alarm bin de na Karen in vɔys.
  Di nɛks simulator bin ivin big pas di wan we bin de bifo, tu-tri ɛkstra chen dɛn we gɛt spayk ɛn bled dɛn we bin de spin na di bɔt.
  - Nɔ, dis nɔ gud igen! Dɛn de tɛst wi fɔ si aw lɔng wi go liv. Lɛk wayl animal dɛn. - Di gyal profesa ala hysterically.
  - Nɔ fred! Karen we nem Karen. - Na jɔs wan blank. Lɛ wi dubl ɔ triplɛ wi tray ɛn brok tru. - Na so di brayt gyal-kwin se.
  - No tɔn bak nɔ de! - Karen in wɔd dɛn bin saund trajik. Di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ bin spit blɔd.
  Di gyal-prɔfɛsɔ ɛn di gyal-kwin: di hot kɔpl fɔdɔm insay wan kayn trance, dɛn rɔn as fast as dɛn ebul, jomp kɔmɔt, mentally tray fɔ slo di roteshɔn. Karen bin gɛt gash na in anklɛ, bɔt i bin ebul fɔ rich in gol, ɛn Tasha bin bɔn, di faya bin lik in sholda, di insidious faya na di las mɔnt chenj dairekshɔn ɛn pas oba di nekɛd chɛst ɛn strawberry nipple fɔ di kwin gyal. Bɔt di yɔŋ majik uman ɛn masta na di Amazɔn dɛn nɔ bin pe atɛnshɔn to dis, bɔt Kerɛn, we notis dis, i tɔch in strɔng skin:
  -Yu nɔ ivin gɛt blista. - I se wit sɔprayz.
  - Wel, yu sabi am yu sef, faya de onli bon di wan dem we de fred am. - Di kwin gyal se disisiv wan.
  Di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ pɔynt in finga bifo am.
  - Na wan ɔda man ya. Yu nɔ go ɔndastand udat dɛn go bit.
  - A op se nɔto wi! - Di gyal-kwin stret in breyd.
  Di las simulator na bin di wan we bin rili bad: spia, aks, sɔd, mas, ramrod, sledgehama, lɛk tɛn paip dɛn we gɛt ɛl we de bɔn faya, ɛn bɔku bɔku pitchfɔk ɛn ɔda tin dɛn we dɛn kin kɔt ɛn pier we ivin at fɔ fɛn nem fɔ. I ivin strenj se dɛn bin de spin witout nɔys. Insay tiori, wan bad bad kray fɔ dɔn de.
  - I tan lɛk se dis na di ɛnd! - Karen bin se. Swet we miks wit blɔd bin de flɔd dɔŋ di kɔt fɔrɛst fɔ di yɔŋ prɛsidɛnt.
  - Nɔ, if no animal nɔ go ebul fɔ de igen, dat min se di "Path of the Underworld" labirint dɔn. - Di skrat Tasha swɛt aut optimism.
  - Dat nɔ go bi, i tu lɔng. - Di bɔy prɔfɛsɔ se wit dawt.
  - Ɛn naw yu nid fɔ pre ɛn gi yu bɔdi di fleksibiliti fɔ wata, di spid we briz de blo, di wam we faya de wam, di trɛnk we dragɔn skin gɛt! - Di wɔriɔ gyal ɛn di sta kwin se, dɛn klem in fist dɛn wit ɔl dɛn at.
  - Wan tɛm a si wan dragon, na di suprɛm majik man na Amɛrika kɔl am. - Fɔ no rizin, nɔ rizin, di yɔŋ prɔfɛsɔ blɔk.
  -Yu de lay? Wetin mek a nɔ bin si am! - Tasha we bin want fɔ no mɔ, bin mek in fes kray.
  - Yu bin slip na kech, ɛn a bin de du di wok. - Simply, witout fiction, i se, or rather, Karen jok.
  Kul Tasha bin laf ɛn swɛt:
  - A biliv, lɛ wi aks Sɛt ɛn ɔda spirit dɛn fɔ trɛnk.
  Di kwin gyal ɛn di prɔfɛsɔ man nil dɔŋ. Di man dɛn bin pre fɔ lɔng tɛm, ivin kray wata bin kɔmɔt bikɔs dɛn bin gɛt zil pasmak. Dɔn, we dɛn lɛf dɛn ed ɛmti, we nɔ gɛt ɛnitin fɔ du wit dɛn, dɛn bin de ala wansay ɛn rɔsh, ɛn dayvɔs insay wan si we gɛt stɛl we dɛn dɔn shap. Emmanuelle nɔ bin ivin mɛmba aw i bin de kɔt, wetin i bin de du, di bɔdi bin de wok indipɛndɛnt wan, i bin de muv ɛn slap, kil ɛn win. Ɔl di impreshɔn dɛn bin de siŋ togɛda fɔ bi wan bɔl we gɛt tik. We di titi we nɔ wɛr fut kɔmɔt na di ɛlimɛnt, di fɔs tin we i fil na se mɔ kɔt dɛn de, bɔt i stil de alayv ɛn ɔltin bin de na in ples. Bɔt in lɔv Kerɛn, we jomp kɔmɔt wantɛm wantɛm, fɔdɔm kwayɛt wan de kray.
  Di Tasha we nɔ bin bɛn, bin bɛn, sɔntin bin klia klia wan se nɔ rayt, bɔt wetin rili di novis, insɛf bin stɔp wit di kaskad ɔf impreshɔn dɛn, nɔ bin no.
  - Get up Karen, wi don pas.
  - Mi an Tashka, a lɔs mi an ɛn naw a nɔ ebul fɔ du natin. - Dɛn yɛri kray wata na di vɔys fɔ di man-prɔfɛsɔ we nɔ de bɛn.
  Fɔ tru, dɛn bin kɔt Kerɛn in rayt an na in ɛlb, blɔd bin de kɔmɔt. Di gyal kwin bin wispa se:
  - Naw bitwin wi wi get tri han.
  - Bɔt di rɛspɛkt na di sem fɔ ɔlman. A kin gi am as gift, bɔt a nɔ ebul fɔ lɛnt am to mi lɔv. - Karen nɔ bin stɔp fɔ jok ivin we i bin de fil bad.
  - Wel done, yu no don los yu sense of humor. Di men tin na fɔ liv, dɛn se di Maji dɛn gɛt di sikrit fɔ gro wan limb. - Di fayn gyal Tasha kɔnsol, strok di stɔp. - Mɛmba se, wi ivin tek lɛsin pan dis mata.
  "I at pas fɔ mek wund, bɔt i rili pɔsibul, i jɔs dipen pan if dɛn go tek mi se a valyu fɔ west majik." - Doubt bin de na Karen in vɔys.
  - Dɛn nɔ nid kripul ivin bitwin di savant dɛn we de dɔŋ. Mek wi bandej am so dat yu nɔ go dɔn wit blɔd. - Tasha bin gi advays.
  Di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ bin ala se:
  - Wit wetin?
  - Wan skrap frɔm wan loincloth. - Di gyal bin smayl sli.
  Tasha bin kɔt di strip ɛn bandej am tayt wan as i ebul. Bikɔs Kerɛn bin yus fɔ fil pen, i bin kɔt in tit. I bin luk in stɔp.
  - Naw a kripul, a op fɔ sɔm tɛm, bɔt wit wan lɛft an, a nɔ valyu so. - Di yɔŋ prɔfɛsɔ se wit bita bita wan.
  - Wel, i okay, maybe ivin on di kontri, yu go tink mo fo fait. Ɛn naw, a op se di pat we at pas ɔl dɔn dɔn. - Di titi smɔl in yay ɛn wispa wan shɔt prea.
  Bɔt ivin ya i nɔ bin izi, di rod bin tɔn to ful-ɔp wit ɔt kol, ɛn aro dɛn bin de flay frɔm di sayd dɛn, drɔp dɛn we dɔn rɔtin bin de fɔdɔm frɔm ɔp, ɛn shap disk dɛn bin de wispa tru di ays. Bɔt, di gyal-kwin ɛn di gyal-prɔfɛsɔ, ɔ rayt in bɔdi, bin de rɔn bɔku tɛm barefut oba kol we de bɔn, dɛn fut bin ful-ɔp wit impɔtant kɔl, bɔt di kɔridɔ bin de rɔn pasmak ɛn i bin lɔng. I bin de taya fɔ rɔn along am. Bɔku tɛm dɛn bin bit Tasha ɛn Kerɛn ɔl tu, ɛn dɛn pul aro ɛn skɔpiɔn bled frɔm dɛn nekɛd bɔdi we dɛn kɔt kɔt. Dɛn bin laki fɔ se nɔto wan impɔtant ɔgan bin afɛkt. Smɔl smɔl kol dɛn nɔ bin de bɔku, te dɛn dɔn ɛn i bin de kol.
  Tasha, we bin swet ɛn we bin taya bad bad wan, bin sɔpɔt Kerɛn we bin de fɔdɔm:
  - Dis torment don end. Naw lɛ wi sidɔm ɛn rɛst smɔl.
  Ɛn di kwin gyal in fut we nɔ gɛt natin bin de shek smɔl smɔl blɔd frɔm in fut.
  Di yɔŋ prɔfɛsɔ bin wispa se:
  - A de tɔsti, a de day wit tɔsti.
  - Yes, mi tu, bot wi no get oda chois. Usay a go ebul fɔ gɛt wata? - Tasha se, i nɔ ebul fɔ tinap pan in fut.
  - Mi leg de giv way, a nɔ go ebul fɔ go fa. - Karen bin se wit prɔblɛm.
  - Nɔ, yu kin ebul! Apat frɔm dat, udat no wetin de wet fɔ wi na di nɛks wɔl. - Di kwin gyal bin bark wit dray mɔt.
  - Mɛmba se wi bin tek pat pan spiritualistic seances ɛn di sol dɛn fɔ wɔriɔ ɛn lanin man dɛn bin apia to wi. - Op bin de na Karen in wik vɔys.
  - Wi nɔ no ustɛm dɛn spirit ya, pan ɔl we i klia se day nɔto di ɛnd. Di sol, a no fɔ tru, ebul fɔ kɔmɔt na di bɔdi ɛn muf ausayd di bɔdi, fɔ insɛf, ɔ fɔ se, fɔ obe wan ɔda we aw pɔsin de tink. - Unbending Tasha bin gɛt kɔnfidɛns.
  - Naw di bɔdi de gi mi kɔntinyu fɔ sɔfa. A kin ivin tink bɔt fɔ chuk misɛf wit sɔd. - na so di Karen we bin de fil bad, we na di bɔbɔ-prɔfɛsɔ, bin de muf.
  - Ɛn fɔ bɔn kɔmɔn bɔy pikin frɔm wi. Afta ɔl, pɔsin we dɔn day nɔ go ebul fɔ du dis, bɔt a want fɔ gɛt pikin frɔm yu. - Di kwin gyal se wit kɔnfidɛns.
  "A bin mek yu biliv se a go klem mi wil insay wan fist ɛn muf go bifo." - Di gyal-prɔfɛsɔ spat wit wamat pan di wɔl.
  Di yɔŋ prɔfɛsɔ ɛn di kwin gyal bin sidɔm fɔ sɔm tɛm, dɛn bin de masaj dɛnsɛf wit dɛn an. Dɛn kis ɛn, we dɛn de shek shek, dɛn muf go bifo. Trap dɛn bin stil de, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin bɔku. Bɔt i bin de kol mɔ ɛn mɔ. Fɔs, i bin ivin fayn, mɔ fɔ di fut dɛn we nɔ ebul waka ɛn we dɔn bɔn, dɔn, we di ston dɛn kɔba wit frɔst ɛn ays bigin fɔ hang frɔm ɔp, i bigin fɔ shek. Dɛn bin dɔn de waka fɔ lɔng tɛm we dɛn nɔ gɛt tɔch, bɔt di wɔl dɛnsɛf bin de gi layt we ivin ɛn we dɔn day. Trump, we nɔ ebul fɔ tinap, rɔn go nia di ays ɛn pres in mɔt to am:
  - Tɔsti de kil mi. - I ɛksplen, i shem smɔl.
  - Yes, a nɔ go min fɔ drink misɛf! - Na so di gyal-kwin Tasha, we stil fayn fɔ sɔfa, bin tɔk. - Nɔto fɔ natin we drɔnk pipul dɛn de west ɔl dɛn jɛntri.
  Na big big gladi at fɔ lik ays wit krak krak tɔng, i tan lɛk se i swit so, ɛn di wata, we de mɛlt, de flɔ insay di trot, we de mek pɔsin nɔ tɔsti bad bad wan.
  Dɛn bin de lik wan ays afta di ɔda wan ɛn dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ gɛt inof. I bin tan lɛk se dɛn de na ɛvin, ɛn dɛn bin de chew wetin dɛn jɔs dɔn rid bɔt na tɛksbuk - di lay lay stori dɛn bɔt wɔndaful ayskrim.
  Taym de flay pas, bɔt di gladi at dɔn wantɛm wantɛm, di tɔsti nɔ de igen, dɔn, lɛk se na blo na dɛn fɔɛd, dɛn fil wayl kol ɛn angri.
  - Wi fɔ go, ɔdasay wi go friz. - Tasha ɔda, i fil se i de wɔri.
  "Bɔt wi go stɔp fɔ sɔfa." I bin tan lɛk se Kerɛn nɔ bisin bɔt am.
  - A nɔ want dis ɛnd, lɛ wi go ɔ bɛtɛ rɔn, i sef ɛn wi go wam. - Di gyal-kwin bin gi advays, pan ɔl we in leg dɛn bin de giv-ɔp.
  - At ɔl sɔm lɔjik de insay dis, pan ɔl we i kin pɔsibul fɔ bɛn di distans yuz tɛlipɔteshɔn spɛl. - Di yɔŋ prɔfɛsɔ se wit op.
  - Yu sabi am!? - Tasha in skepticism bin intensif.
  - Dem no de tich wi dis, wi get fo bi di highest adepts. Ɛn wi bin swɛ se wi nɔ go yuz majik. Aw wi ticha frɔm di pawaful pawa dɛn nɔ gɛt at. - Karen bin tɔk dis, i bin gɛt kɔnfidɛns se i rayt.
  Rɔn bin ɛp fɔ mek dɛn wam, bɔt dɛn bin rili angri, ivin strenj, bikɔs nɔto di fɔs tɛm dis we dɛn angri. Di kɔridɔ bin smɔl bak, dɔn i tɔn to di sayd, dɔn i dak ɔlsay.
  - Mek wi layt di torch. - Tasha bin gi advays.
  Kerɛn bin de chat in tit ɛn tɔk se: "Yu gɛt tu an, so tray yu bɛst."
  Di tɔch bin gɛt sikrit, i kin bɔn fɔ lɔng tɛm ɛn i nɔ kin wet. Emmanuelle bin notis se:
  I tan lɛk se frɔst nɔ de, bɔt i kol so.
  - Di faya go jɔs layt wi, bɔt i nɔ go wam wi. - Oplɛs bin de na di yɔŋ prɔfɛsɔ in vɔys.
  Layt na big blɛsin, ɛn di kɔridɔ bin de shayn wit ɔl di kɔlɔ dɛn. Di wɔl dɛn bin tɔn to miro.
  - Wow, dis na fayn tin! - Karen bin tɔk wit admaya.
  Wan rili fayn gyal-kwin, pan ɔl we in wund ɛn bɔn, wit rili strɔng mɔsul dɛn.
  - Yes, i fayn! Bɔt miro na di trap dɛn we kin mek pɔsin ful pas ɔl.
  I tan lɛk se fɔ kɔnfɔm wetin i tɔk, wan shado bin flay frɔm ɔp. Di agil Tasha bin jɔs rɔnawe, i bin de slap am wit in sɔd. Wantɛm wantɛm, di gɔst bin de tan ɛn i bin split to tu pat. Dɛn tɔn rawnd, flay pas lɛk rɔtin rɔtin, ɛn plop insay di wɔl, brok lɛk bɔl dɛn we gɛt mɛkuri.
  Na da sem tɛm de, bad bad gɔst dɛn we gɛt difrɛn shep ɛn shed dɛn bin de rɔsh frɔm di miro dɛn frɔm ɔlsay.
  - Lɛ wi rɔn Karen, a no se yu nɔ gɛt di trɛnk, bɔt dis na wi las chans, fɔ di lɔv we a gɛt. - Tasha bin ala wit las op.
  In leg dɛnsɛf nɔ bin obe am, bɔt fred bin mek i kɔntinyu fɔ du am. As i de flay, di kwin gyal kɔt di tin ɛn fil di bad bad we aw gɔst dɛn de tɔch am. As pɔnishmɛnt, i bin gɛt fɔ ɛkspiriɛns di tɔch we ɔt ayɛn tɔch in bɔdi we nɔ gɛt natin, bɔt dis bin de mek i fil pen pas dat. I nɔ bin ivin ebul fɔ stɔp insɛf fɔ mek i nɔ ala. Na tru se di pen bin mek di spid ɛn wamat mɔ ɛn mɔ, a bin want fɔ avɔyd am pan ɔl we i nɔ izi.
  Dɛn bin bit Kerɛn bak, i bin de ala, i bin de swing lɛk pendul, bɔt dis bin mek i rɔn fast fast.
  I bin tan lɛk se di kɔridɔ fɔ miro dɛn nɔ gɛt ɛnd. Apat frɔm dat, skel dɛn bin de jomp kɔmɔt na grɔn, dɛn bin de jomp bad bad wan, ɛn dɛn bin de wev dɛn swɛlin dɛn.
  Emmanuelle bin nak dɛn, bɔt dɛn bin bit am bak. Ɛn i bin tranga, in mɔsul dɛn ɛn in leg dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin bin tɔn to wund we de kɔntinyu. Bɔt di bɔdi we dɔn day nɔ kin te ɛn i kin giv-ɔp ɔnda di shap shap blo dɛn we di yɔŋ prɔfɛsɔ ɛn di gyal kwin bin de bit am.
  "Dɛd Vali" bin dɔn de dɔn we Kerɛn mis shap shap blo dɛn frɔm tri skel dɛn wan tɛm na in bɛlɛ.
  - Oh, mi gut de ton aut. - I bin de kray.
  Di intestines bin rili fɔdɔm kɔmɔt na di bɛlɛ we dɛn kɔt. Di yɔŋ prɔfɛsɔ bin sik bad bad wan ɛn bigin fɔ fɔdɔm.
  Risk ɔltin, Tasha jomp kam nia am, kɔt di dayman dɛn. Wantɛm wantɛm, di skata kɔt tu fut finga dɛn na in rayt fut, bɔt di titi nɔ bin notis dis. Afta i dɔn krɔs di bon dɛn, i trowe di man na in sholda.
  - Calm down, a de wit yu.
  - Nɔ, lɛf mi wan, yu nɔ go ebul fɔ kɔmɔt togɛda. - Di bɔy prɔfɛsɔ bin rɛdi fɔ sho se i sakrifays insɛf.
  - Nɔ, udat yu tek mi fɔ, a nɔ go ɛva lɛf mi fɔs lɔv. Yu nɔ bin fɔ dɔn lɛf mi. - Di gyal-kwin ledɔm, kis di man na in fɔrɛst we gɛt blɔd.
  - A nɔ bin gɛt ɔda tin fɔ du, we a de kɔmɔt, a bin kray along di sem kɔridɔ we yu bin de kray ɛn a bin fɔ dɔn stɔp ɛni we. Ɛn yu gɛt fɔ disayd fɔ du sɔntin. - Ɛni wɔd bin de sawnd kwayɛt pas di wan we bin de bifo, Karen bin de lɔs trɛnk.
  Di gyal kwin bin tɔk wit maynd se:
  - Ɛn a bin du am. I bɛtɛ fɔ day pas fɔ betray!
  Brayt Tasha kɔntinyu fɔ kɔt in we, we wantɛm wantɛm wan big big skel we di sayz lɛk bɛl tawa apia bifo am. Dis monsta bin slap shap ɛn tranga wan wit in aks. Tasha bin dod ɛn tray fɔ jomp bitwin di leg dɛn. Da tɛm de, wan wam wam briz bin kam na in fes, ɛn Kerɛn in bɔdi bin kɔmɔt na in sholda. Di big big aks rɔsh afta am, ɛn i mit wan ɔnaful yɔŋ prɔfɛsɔ we gɛt wan an na di rod.
  - Gudbai, a wish yu fɔ sev! "I ala, i day, dɔn i nɔ tɔk natin.
  - A go Survive. - Tasha prɔmis, i de kɔt di skel in leg.
  Dis tɛm, i nɔ bin ebul fɔ krɔs di bɔdi, di sɔd dɛn bin bounce kɔmɔt na di tik bon. Pɔyzin grɔn blɔd bin de drɔp. I tan lɛk se di monsta nɔ day ɔl. Tu tin dɛn we Tasha bin want bin de sidɔm na Tasha in sol - fɔ revaŋg ɔ fɔ rɔnawe. A bin want fɔ pɔnish di monsta fɔ kil lɔv: di fɔs wan ɛn dat mek i strɔng mɔ, bɔt i nɔ bin kam na mi maynd aw fɔ rili ajɔst dis. Wan ɔda tin we yu kin du: fɔ sev, gɛt trɛnk, dɔn yu fɔ dil fɔs wit di wayt sɛnsman dɛn we de sɔfa dis kayn bad bad tɛst, ɛn pe bak fɔ di kil we dɛn kil dɛn mama ɛn papa.
  Tasha rɔnawe, ɛn di skel fala am, de rɔnata am, nɔ gi am briŋ. Na tru se i bin slap let. Karen in bɔdi bin de shek shek na di monsta in sholda. Fɔ sɔm rizin, di monsta trowe am pan insɛf. Sɔntɛm di bad we aw pipul dɛn bin de si di jayant tin bin ɛp fɔ du sɔntin. Na ya di gyal-kwin bak rɔn insay trap, mɔ, i fɔdɔm insay wan ol we gɛt tik, bɔt i bin ebul fɔ jomp, kech di ed, ɛn pul insɛf go ɔp na di ɔda say.
  Dɔn, frɔm in rayt ɛn lɛft, tu big big tik dɛn we gɛt brɔnz tip dɛn we tan lɛk ship fɔdɔm pan am. Tasha bin ebul fɔ rɔnawe, bɔt di pɔsin we bin de fɛt am bin stɔp in fut insay. Dɛn yɛri wan bad bad krak krak, di bon limb krɔs. I kam fɔ no se bɔdi we dɔn day kin fil pen. Frɔm dis kayn bad bad drim we i kray na di grev, di titi fɔdɔm, ɛn kɔba in yes. Wan lizad, we big lɛk dɔg, rɔsh pan am, ɛn Tasha nak am na in yay wit dagɔ, ɛn i tek in tel na in rib dɛn fɔ ansa am, di tip rip opin to di bon, chuk in chɛst, ɛn te in nipple .
  - Na big big misfɔstans! A swɛ to ɔl di gɔd dɛn, a go sev.
  Karen in bɔdi bin fɔdɔm pan am. Di titi pik di man in bɔdi, we bin dɔn bigin fɔ kol.
  - A nɔ no, Karen, aw dis go apin. Bɔt a go mek shɔ se dɛn bɛr yu wit ɔl di ɔnɔ. - Di kot-ap Tasha se wit pathos, out of breath from ron.
  Dɔn i nɔ bin mɛmba natin, i bin de akt insay zombie mɔd. Ska ɛn kɔt bin de mɔ ɛn mɔ, bɔt trɛnk bin de smɔl. Ɔltin bin jɔyn ɛn chenj to wan ɛlimɛnt. Ɛn na in sholda dɛn stil gɛt bɔku bɔku tin dɛn we Tasha bin lɛk pas ɔl di gɔd dɛn ɛn ivin layf.
  We di titi kam nia di las domɔt, i nɔ bin ivin gɛt trɛnk fɔ kam nia am. Tasha bin taya, i bin fɔdɔm, i nɔ bin ebul fɔ grap. Sɔntɛm i bin fɔ dɔn ledɔm de fɔ lɔng tɛm, bɔt dɛn yɛri wan ala ala frɔm biɛn ɛn wan fayn fayn tin we de mek pɔsin fred bin apia - wan tayga we gɛt siks leg we gɛt saber tut.
  I kam nia am sloslo, i de muv in fut dɛn. We i kam nia am, i lik Tasha, opin in mɔt ɛn bit di gyal in fut we dɔn bɔn ɛn skrach.
  Di gyal kwin bin de ala ɛn kɔt in sɔd dɛn na di wayl animal in fes, ɛn i bin de rɔl wantɛm wantɛm. Di tayga jomp, bɔt Tasha jɔs fɔdɔm we i taya, ɛn di wayl animal krash insay di domɔt dɛn. Di blok shek dɛn, ɛn big big ɛnaji kam insay di wayl animal. Di tayga nɔ bin ivin gɛt tɛm fɔ ala, wantɛm wantɛm i tɔn to wan anful ashis.
  Di domɔt dɛn opin, ɛn di kwin gyal we gɛt wan leg we gɛt lod na in bak, kray.
  Di las tɛst na fɔ rol wan ebi ston, na ya wi bin gɛt fɔ yuz di leva we wi de yuz sɔd. Tasha bin du am wit kray kray, ɛn tray tranga wan. Dɔn i kray fɔ sɔm mita mɔ, to wan spɛshal layn we gɛt blɔd. Tri man dɛn bin tinap wit fang we nɔ gɛt living ples pan dɛn. Dɛn ɔl bin kɔba wit sɔri. Di wan we lɔng pas ɔlman bin se:
  - Wetin bitch, yu wan test ded bodi.
  Di ghoul we tinap na di rayt say bin notis se:
  - Na necrophiliac, yu si, i de drɛg bɔdi.
  Bending down, di freak bit off Tasha in yes.
  Di las akt fɔ sakrifays bin ful di gyal-kwin wit wamat. Wit ol her might i slash pan di ghoul wit in sɔd. Dɔn i jomp ɔp pan wan leg, ɛn du wan dans fɔ day.
  -Bastards, una no go get enitin from mi. Dis na mi bɔyfrɛn.
  Di wan we lɔng pas ɔl bin nak am wit sɔd, bɔt di titi mis am ɔnda in an ɛn i put di bled stret na in nɛk. Di ed flay go, i bɔm as i nak di flɔ. Di tɔd ghoul tray fɔ bit am, bɔt dɛn bit am wit in ni ɛn drɔp in sɔd. Tasha we bin vɛks bad bad wan, we bin vɛks bad bad wan, kɔt di gɔl insay kabij. Ivin di bon dɛn we bin dɔn rɔtin bin krɔs.
  Afta dis feat, di layt bin fade na Tasha in taya yay. We di denja pas, di gyal-kwin nɔ bin ebul fɔ muf.
  Di gyal-kwin wek... Karen ɛn Petya bin de hang nia de na di fɔs fil. Dɛn bin gi di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ ɛn di bɔbɔ studɛnt bak. Dɛn tan lɛk titi dɛn, we ol lɛk siksti ia so, bɔt dɛn gɛt mɔsul dɛn we rili difayn ɛn skapul. Nays, bronz frɔm di tan. Wit shɔt, af-bɔks ia kɔt. Petya we gɛt rɛd ia ɛn Karen we gɛt blant. Dɛn bin gɛt ɔl tu di Tɛminatɔ bɔy dɛn bak afta dɛn dɔn pwɛl dɛn, bɔt i tan lɛk se dɛn mɛmba dɛn fɔ de na di labirint ɛn dis bad bad drim sote go.
  Tasha tinap wit dɛn... Wondaful, kɔsmik myuzik de sawnd. Ɛn rawnd dɛn, wan stediɔm de... Big, big big wan wit stand dɛn we de strɛch insay di klawd. Ɛn bɔku trilyɔn gyal pikin dɛn de pan dɛn. Klosap nekɛd, na dɛn bɔdi ɛn hip nɔmɔ dɛn kɔba wit jɔlɔs ɛn wɔndaful tin dɛn fɔ drɛs, ɛn na dɛn anklɛ ɛn an dɛn, dɛn put breslɛt dɛn we tan lɛk flawa ɛn snek. Di gyal pikin dɛn rili fayn, dɛn ɔl gɛt mɔsul, bɔt dɛn difrɛn pan jɔy, dɛn ia kɔlɔ, ɛn dɛn tan: frɔm dak chɔklɛt to layt gold. Ɛn dɛn ɔl tinap wit dɛn raytan dɛn es ɔp.
  Di fos fil bin put Tasha dɔŋ... Wan gold rod bin apia na di ays.
  Wan titi we dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi sabi, we nem Hyrperemperator, we wɛr wan smɔl bikini, bin de kam dɔŋ along am. I bin de waka fayn fayn wan wit fut we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn i bin de mɛmba wan kwin we bin de go na di skɔf.
  We i kam nia Tasha, di Hyper-Empress wit smɔl muvmɛnt kɔt in mask. Wan yɔŋ fes we tan lɛk gyal pikin, we bin tan lɛk pikin, bin apia, wit sad safaya-ɛmerald yay. Di rula fɔ af pan di yunivas nil dɔŋ ɛn kis Tasha in fut we nɔ gɛt natin tri tɛm. Dɔn i tinap ɛn gi am wan mask we gɛt gold we gɛt jɔlɔs ɛn we gɛt di wɔd dɛn:
  - Naw yu na di Hyper-Emperor! Mek yu absolyut go bi ova di yunivas! Absolut ɛn pafɛkt wil fɔ pɔnish ɛn gɛt sɔri-at!
  Tasha solemnly put pan wan mask - wan simbol fɔ Omnipotence ɛn anɔys insay wan solemn tɔyn:
  - Mi fɔs kɔmand na di wan we de kam biɛn! Frɔm naw, man dɛn kin gɛt ikwal rayt wit uman dɛn, ɛn Kerɛn kin bi mi man ɛn yu Haypa-Emparɔ!
  Na wan hevi pause bin de...
  We dɛn bin ambɔg afta dat bay we dɛn bin de ala lawd wan we de mek pɔsin yɛri:
  - Glori to di Haypa-Emparɔ! Mek in absolyut go de na di yunivas!
  Tasha bin kɔnfyus wit ɔl in at se:
  - Mek i bi so! Na bikɔs na so a bin tɔk!
  Bɔku trilyɔn gyal pikin dɛn we bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nekɛd bin de ala na dɛn lɔng dɛn ed:
  - Mek di absolyut wil fɔ di Hyper-Emperor de sote go ɛn sote go!
  Wan nyu layf we gɛt big big briz bin bigin na di yunivas ɔnda di lidaship fɔ di fayn fayn ɛn layt Tasha.
  Di yɔŋ Karen bin tinap nia am... I klem in fist dɛn ɛn ansa se:
  - Nɔ tink - dis na jɔs di biginin! I go ivin kol nɛks tɛm!
  
  IF GRIGORY RASPUTIN Nכ GO KIL
  Dɔn a mɛmba wan fim we wan wan kɔmpyuta program bin mek.
  Na de wan bɔbɔ - Oleg Rybachenko, we kɔmɔt frɔm di fiuja to di past, kwik kwik wan bay aksidɛnt sev di layf fɔ Grigory Rasputin.
  I go tan lɛk se na smɔl tin, bɔt aw di stori dɔn chenj bikɔs ɔf dis! Grigory Rasputin bin kɔntinyu fɔ bi laytin rod we nɔ bin satisfay wit di pipul dɛn ɛn di impɔtant tin na di bigman dɛn wit di Tsar. Ɛn dis bin mek di sojaman dɛn, di pales kɔp nɔ ɛva tek shep. Pantap dat, bɔku pipul dɛn bin satisfay wit di tsar we nɔ bin rili ɔmbul ɛn we bin de du gud, ɛn i nɔ bin klia udat go tek Nikolas in ples. Bɔt di ripablik bin stil de mek pipul dɛn fred.
  Ɛn fɔ tɔk tru, insay dis kayn tin we bin tranga fɔ di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ, i bin rili fayn fɔ ɔganayz fɔ mek pipul dɛn plan fɔ du bad!
  Luk laik treason... In eni kes, di aksidental rescue of di Oli Elda chenj di kos of histri. Ɛn insay Fɛbwari di kɔp nɔ bin apin.
  Ɛn wan bɔbɔ we ol lɛk twɛlv ia so, we nem Ɔlɛg Raybachenko, bin go na di frɔnt ɛn na de i bi di bɔy pikin fɔ wan rejimɛnt. Di bɔbɔ bin rili smat.
  Di fim bin sho sojaman dɛn ɛvride layf. Di bɔbɔ go na rikonaysmɛnt, ɛn ivin gɛt tɔŋ dɛn de bɔku tɛm, so i bin rili strɔng ɛn agil.
  Insay di midul pat na Epril, jɔs afta di rod dɛn dray, di sojaman dɛn we Brusilov bin de kɔmand bin bigin fɔ fɛt di pipul dɛn na Ɔstria we bin de na di sawt pat na di frɔnt.
  En det boi bin fait wit dem. I nɔ wɛr fut, i splash tru di pɔt dɛn ɛn rɔn go na di atak. Dɛn bin chuk di pipul dɛn na Ɔstria ɛn Kraut dɛn wit chukchuk. Ɛn fɔ tru, i bin du big big tin dɛn. Speshali, i bin kech di jenɛral. Wel done boi! Na rial hiro, ɛn na Rɔshian nayt!
  Nɔ lɛk rial istri, di Rɔshian, tsarist ami nɔ kɔrɔpt di stupid lɔ dɛn we di Prɔvishɔnal Gɔvmɛnt dɔn mek ɛn dɛn rɛdi fɔ fɛt. I bɔku, i nɔ tren bɛtɛ ɛn i gɛt wɛpɔn dɛn. Naw dɛn de mek amunishɔn insay inof kwantiti. Bɔt Brusilov dɔn ɔlrɛdi bit di Ɔstrian dɛn, ɛn dɛn fɛt-fɛt spirit wik. Pantap dat, Amɛrika, so dat i nɔ go let fɔ tif Jamani, bin deklare wɔ kwik kwik wan.
  So stratejik wan, dɛn dɔn disayd wetin go apin to di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ. Na fɔ mek i bi tru. Ɛn insay rial istri, di tɛm we dɛn bin de fɛt dis, di Rɔshian ami bin ebul fɔ du bɔku tin dɛn fɔs, dɔn dɛn bin pwɛl dɛn bikɔs dɛn bin de tɔn dɛn bak pan di gɔvmɛnt.
  Bɔt na ya no betrayal nɔ bin de, moral de ay. Ɛn Lvov bin fɔdɔm. Ɛn afta dat, dɛn bin rawnd Przemysl. Di ɔfens bin wok fayn bak na Romɛnia.
  Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin tek Bucharest ɛn bɔku pan di pat dɛn na Transilvania.
  Na bay we dɛn bin rili wik di sojaman dɛn na di wɛst, ɛn bay we dɛn transfa bɔku bɔku sojaman dɛn frɔm di sɛnt, na in di Jamani dɛn bin ebul fɔ stɔp di fɛt we di Rɔshian yunit dɛn bin win.
  Di Rɔshian ami bak bin ebul fɔ go bifo na Transkɔkasia, ɛn dɛn bin win di Turks. Di Blak Si Flit, we Kolchak bin de bifo, bin de wok bak fayn fayn wan. Delivering blow afta blow. Ɛn dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi land sojaman dɛn nia Kɔnstantinopl.
  Di kru we bin gɛt gyal pikin dɛn we nɔ gɛt leg ɛn we wɛr bikini bin difrɛn mɔ na ya.
  Nays wɔriɔ dɛn: bɔku pan dɛn wit blant ia, tan ɛn mɔsul, bin storm di kɔst na Turkey.
  Dɛn de flash dɛn fayn fayn, chiseled, bare fut so mɔ - jɔs lɛk. Ɛn dɛn kin brok insay di Ɔtoman pozishɔn dɛn. Di gyal pikin dɛn kin chuk wit bayonet ɛn kɔt dɛn wit sab.
  Ɛn dɛn kin lɛf bare, seductive fut - graceful trails of blood.
  Na tru se udat go ebul fɔ tinap agens gyal pikin dɛn lɛk dɛn wan ya? Dɛn na klin genius pafɛkt. Frɔm smayl to jes we pas ɔl prez.
  Di Tsarist ami krɔs di Ɔtoman dɛn. Ɛn big big briz kin blo na Kɔnstantinopl. Kɔlɔm stil de na di Jamani frɔnt. Na artileri nɔmɔ de wok. Di Alay dɛn de tray fɔ go bifo, bɔt dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ du bɛtɛ. Di Ɔstria ami nɔ gɛt maynd ɛn na di Kaiser in bayɔnɛt dɛn nɔmɔ de sɔpɔt dɛn.
  Ɔnda dɛn kɔndishɔn ya, di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn de mek di Turkish dairekshɔn strɔng. Apat frɔm dat, we dɛn fri Romɛnia, dat de mek dɛn ebul fɔ atak Bɔljiɔ. Di pipul dɛn na dis Slavik kɔntri nɔ want fɔ fɛt wit Rɔshia. Ɛn na Bɔljiɔ, dɛn tek di gɔvmɛnt, ɛn dɛn pul di tsar we bin de sɔpɔt Jamani. Ɛn di nyu gɔvmɛnt deklare wɔ agens di Jamani ɛn di Turks.
  Ɛn di Rɔshian ami de sɔpɔt di land frɔm land ɛn tek Istanbul, ɔ Kɔnstantinopl. Di drim we Rɔshia bin dɔn drim fɔ lɔng tɛm de kam tru. Di Ottoman Empire dɔn fɔdɔm ɛn giv-ɔp. So, pan 4 kɔntri dɛn we bin de sɔpɔt Jamani, Jamani bin lɔs tu wan tɛm. Yɛs, Ɔstria-Ɔŋgaria de day. Przemysl dɔn ɔlrɛdi fɔdɔm.
  Ɔnda dɛn kɔndishɔn ya, Tsa Nikolas II de mek in grup strɔng na Ɔstria-Ɔŋgaria ɛn i bigin fɔ fɛt nyu big big fɛt. Pan ɔl we di ɔtom ɛn ren kin kam, di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn de go bifo fayn fayn wan. Budapest ɛn Prague bin fɔdɔm, dɔn di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin kam nia Vienna.
  Di Ɔstrian Ɛmpaya bin dɔn fɔdɔm. Ɛn di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin muf go na di sawt pat na Jamani insay di kol sizin. Di Jamani dɛn bigin fɔ tɔn bak ɛn pul di sojaman dɛn kɔmɔt na Belarus ɛn di Baltik stet dɛn. Ɔnda dɛn kɔndishɔn ya, Jamani bin giv-ɔp Janwari 7, 1918.
  Ɛn afta dat, dɛn bigin fɔ tɔk bɔt aw fɔ sheb di sojaman dɛn ɛritaj. Na tru se di men wan we win na di Tsarist Rɔshia. Türkiye ɛn Ɔstria-Ɔŋgaria nɔ bin de igen.
  Dɛn bin gi Eshia Maynɔ, Kɔnstantinopl, ɛn di strayt dɛn to Rɔshia. Briten bin gɛt Irak ɛn Palestayn, ɛn Frans bin gɛt Siria. Dɛn bin sheb di Midul Is ɛn di Saudi Pɛninsula bak to say dɛn we dɛn bin gɛt pawa: bitwin Rɔshia, Briten, ɛn Frans.
  Rɔshia bin tek Krakow ɛn Poznan, ɛn Danzig, to di Kiŋdɔm na Polan. Klaipeda bin go na di Baltik provins. Galisia ɛn Bukovyna bin kam fɔ bi Rɔshian. Dɛn bin mek di kiŋdɔm dɛn na Ɔŋgaria ɛn Chɛkoslovakia, we bin bi pat pan Rɔshia pan ɔl we dɛn bin de kip wan patikyula ɔtonami. Di Rɔshian Tsa Nikolas II bin wok bak as di Kiŋ fɔ Ɔŋgaria ɛn Chɛkoslovakia. Ɔstria dɔn bi wan rili smɔl kɔntri. Transilvania bin kam fɔ bi pat pan Romɛnia. Yugoslavia bin fɔm as wan stet we Rɔshia bin de rul. Ɛn Romɛnia bin bi wan ɔnda Rɔshia, ɛn Bɔljiɔ.
  So, di tsarist ɛmpaya bin mek in bɔda dɛn bɔku ɛn bi big stet. Itali sɛf bin grap sɔntin fɔ insɛf.
  Briten bin kapchɔ Namibia, Japan, Jamani in prɔpati dɛn na di Pasifik rijɔn. Na so dɛn bin chenj di wɔl. Rɔshia bin gɛt bɔku prɔpati dɛn ɛn i bin big mɔ ɛn mɔ. Ɛn Briten bin ad mɔ kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de rul. Amɛrika nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ sakrifays, i nɔ bin ɛva gɛt tɛm fɔ fɛt fayn. Dɛn bin pe Jamani fɔ pe fɔ am, fɔ lɛk 99 ia so, ɛn dɛn bin pul in wɛpɔn dɛn.
  Di Peterhof wɔl sistɛm bin kam. Di pawa we Tsa Nikolas II bin gɛt bin strɔng. Rɔshia dɔn go ɔp mɔ ɛn mɔ we i de divɛlɔp.
  Dɔn, sɔm tɛm bin de we pis bin de. Na tru se di tsarist ɛmpaya, togɛda wit Briten, bin fɛt na Afganistan ɛn leta dɛn bin sheb dis kɔntri. Di sawt bin go to di British, di nɔt ɛn di sɛnt go to Rɔshia. Dɔn, di Mujahideen dɛn bin tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt na Saudi Arabia.
  Tsarist, Inglish, ɛn Frɛnch sojaman dɛn bin tek di wan ol peninsula ɛn put dɛn insay di ɛmpaya. Ɛn afta dat, Rɔshia ɛn Briten bin sheb Iran. Na so di divɛlɔpmɛnt pan di Islamik wɔl dɔn. No indipɛndɛnt Muslim stet dɛn nɔ de igen.
  Di wɔl dɔn gɛt mɔni fɔ gro fɔ pas tɛn ia. Di wan we big pas ɔl na Rɔshia wit tri tɛm inkris pan indikɛtɔ dɛn. Dɔn USA bay sɛvinti pasɛnt, Frans bay wan ɛn af tɛm, Jamani bay sɛvintin pasɛnt, ɛn na Briten nɔmɔ dɛn bin de stɔp. Itali, usay Mussolini, di fɔs fasist, bin kam na pawa, bin dɔn sɔm tɛm.
  Rɔshia bin kam na di sɛkɔn ples, bifo Briten ɛn Jamani na di wɔl. I bin bi kɔntri usay dɛn de mek motoka dɛn, dɛn de mek plen dɛn, ɛn dɛn de mek tank dɛn.
  Ɔnda di lidaship fɔ Mɛndeliv in pikin, dɛn mek di bɛst tank dɛn na di wɔl. Ɔnda di lidaship fɔ Sikorsky, plen ɛn di fɔs ɛlikopta dɛn. Nyu sabmashin gɔn dɛn bak dɔn apia. Di tsarist ami bin kam fɔ bi di wan dɛn we bin dɔn go bifo pas ɔlman na di wɔl ɛn dɛn bin bɔku pas ɔlman. Di flet bin de divɛlɔp bak. Inklud ɔnda wata.
  Rɔshia bin rɛdi fɔ ɛni wɔ.
  So, we di Gret Dipreshɔn bin bigin ɛn di trɔbul bigin fɔ shek Rɔshia bak, dɛn bin fɛn we fɔ sɔlv di prɔblɛm: dɛn bin fɛt wɔ fɔ revaŋg wit Jepan!
  Nikolas II bin want dis fɔ lɔng tɛm. Aw di fɔs dɛf bin ɔfɛnsif, frɔm di samurai. Infakt, trɛnk pas di ɛnimi ɛn lɔs.
  Bɔt naw di tsarist ami nɔ de di sem igen. I gɛt tank, plen, ɛlikopta, ɛn sabmarin. Ɛn strɔng kɔmanda dɛn de. Fɔ ɛgzampul, i nɔ ol yet Admiral Kolchak, we na bin big big nevl kɔmanda. Bɔt Brusilov we gɛt sɛns bin day, bɔt ɔda wɔman dɛn de. Na mɔtalman, Denikin, Wrangel, Kaleidin, Kɔrnilɔv. Pan di yɔŋ jenɛral dɛn, Vasilevsky ɛn Tukhachevsky bin rili difrɛn.
  So tranga tɛm bin de wet fɔ Jepan. We di tsarist Rɔshia bin tek advantej pan di agresiv we di Land of the Rising Sun bin gɛt agens Chaina as pretekst, di tsarist Rɔshia bin bigin fɔ fɛt wɔ wit di samurai dɛn insay Jun 1931.
  Di fɔs fɛt dɛn sho se di kiŋ dɛn tank dɛn, we layt ɛn ebi, na dɛn strɔng pas ɔl di ɔda tank dɛn na di wɔl. Ɛn plen dɛn bɛtɛ pas di Jepan. Wɛl, da tɛm de na Rɔshia nɔmɔ bin gɛt ɛlikopta.
  Di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat, di kɔmanda dɛn na ɔda tin to Kuropatkin ɛn Jɛnɛral Rozhdestvensky. Dɛn sabi aw fɔ hit ɛn atak. Admiral Kolchak, ivin bifo di sojaman dɛn we kɔmɔt na di Mɛditarenian ɛn di Baltik Si dɛn kam, i bin mek di Jepan dɛn win bad bad wan. Ɛn di Rɔshian dɛn bin tek bak di sawt pat na Sakhalin, ɛn afta dat di Kuril rij.
  Dɛn bin win di Japan pipul dɛn wit land ɛn dɛn bin sidɔm rawnd Pɔt Ata fɔ di sɛkɔn mɔnt. Ɛn afta dat, witout ɛni prɔblɛm, pan ɔl we afta tu-tri pawaful bɔm dɛn, dɛn tek dis fɔt. Dɛn bin fri ɔl Koria bak.
  Oleg Rybachenko, we bin gɛt bɔku awɔd dɛn insay di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ ɛn na Afganistan, insɛf bin fɛt. Dɛn bin gi am di rank fɔ bi mɛja, bɔt we i luk na do, i bin kɔntinyu fɔ bi bɔbɔ we ol twɛlv ia. Ɛn bikɔs ɔf dis, in wok bin slo smɔl. Pan ɔl we dɛn dɔn du nyu tin dɛn we rili wɔndaful. Di kapchɔ we dɛn kech tri jenɛral dɛn agens Jepan na supa achivmɛnt, ɛn bɔku ɔda win dɛn. Rɔshia bin fɛt di wɔ te i dɔn. Amɛrika we bin taya bikɔs ɔf di Gret Dipreshɔn, nɔ bin put an pan di tin. Ɛn Briten bin de kray.
  Ɛn Rɔshia bin tek advantej pan dis fɔ mek dɛn land na Jepan. Ɛn yu nɔ go tɔk mɔ, tek ɛn kech di wan ol Land we di San we De Rayt de. Laki se, ɔl tu di fɔs dɛn, di we aw dɛn de du tin ɛn di intanashɔnal sityueshɔn bin alaw Rɔshia fɔ du dis. Ɛn dɛn bin kech Jepan. Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin land sojaman dɛn, afta tri mɔnt we dɛn bin de fɛt tranga wan, ɛn leta dɛn bin win di samurai dɛn.
  Na so di ol ɛmpaya bin fɔdɔm. Ɛn ɔl di prɔpati dɛn we Jepan bin gɛt bin bi Rɔshian.
  Insay 1933, Hitlɛr bin kam na Jamani. Bɔt dɛn nɔ bin alaw am fɔ waka waka. Rɔshia tu strɔng fɔ drim fɔ fɛt wɔ wit am. Ɛn dɛn bin wɔn Jamani se dɛn nɔ fɔ gɛt maynd fɔ gɛt wɛpɔn dɛn. Itali bin du bɛtɛ smɔl. Bɔt pan ɔl dat, Mussolini bin tek Itiopia ɛn mek in prɔpati dɛn bɔku.
  Briten bin stil wik pan ikonomik - pan risk fɔ lɔs in kɔloni dɛm.
  Tsa Nikolas II bin de tink bɔt fɔ atak India. Insay da tɛm de, Rɔshia bin swɛla Chaina bay insɛf ɛn fos am. Bɔt insay Novɛmba 1937, di plen we bin de kɛr Tsa Nikolas di Sɛkɔn bin fɔdɔm. Na so di Gret Emparɔ in gloriful rul bin dɔn. Bikɔs di empara bin dɔn go insay istri wit plɛnti sayn afta di fɔs tin dɛn we i nɔ bin ebul fɔ du, i bin rili bi di bigman pan di rula dɛn ɛn di nɔmba wan pɔsin we win di wɔ insay di wan ol istri na Rɔshia.
  Di Tsarist Empire bin bi di kɔntri we strɔng pas ɔl di ɔda kɔntri dɛn na di wɔl. Wit wan big big pipul, di bigest ami en colossal potential. Yes, dem kayn chenjlings de, bikos dem trivially no kil Grigory Rasputin.
  Oleg Rybachenko bay dis tɛm bin dɔn bi kɔlɔnɛl, wit bɔku bɔku awɔd dɛn, bɔt i stil tan lɛk bɔbɔ we ol lɛk twɛlv ia so.
  Na dat mek dɛn nɔ bin want fɔ gi am jenɛral. Bɔt bɔku tɛm ɛn wɔ dɛn stil de bifo.
  Mɔ na Rɔshia, tri kiŋ dɛn bin de insay wan ia. Nicholas insay di sɛkɔn fɔl, na Kirill Romanov, we na in brɔda in pikin, tek in ples. Sins mi own pikin Alexey don dai oredi. Bɔt na Kirill na bin di fɔs pɔsin we bin liv fɔ shɔt tɛm nɔmɔ. Ɛn i bin day bak, pan ɔl we insay 1938. Ɛn in pikin we na di yɔŋ man we nem Vladimir we na di Tɔd, bin sidɔm na di tron.
  Dis kiŋ bin rili want fɔ rul di wɔl. Ɛn wetin mek dɛn nɔ tek ɔl dɛn kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de rul frɔm Briten ɛn Frans. Ɛn fɔ dis i bin prɔpos fɔ mek dɛn mek wanwɔd wit Jamani ɛn Itali. Hitler ɛn Mussolini bin gri wantɛm wantɛm. Pan ɔl we Jamani nɔ bin gɛt wɛpɔn, bay dis tɛm, i bin dɔn strɔng pasmak pan ikɔnomi. Ɛn wan big big briz bin de go ɔp insay de! En den Tsar Vladimir alaw wi fo arm wi sef... Bot dat na difren tori anda difren tsar.
  
  DUKE ƆF MƆNTƐKRISTO
  Kɔntinyu fɔ di stori bɔt Kaɔnt Mɔntekristo. Afta Ɛdmɔnd Dantes gi in padi twɛnti milyɔn frank, i stil gɛt lɛk et milyɔn frank. Di Kaunt bin bigin fɔ intres fɔ ple na di stok ɛkshɛnj. Ɛn in, we bin gɛt in yon chen fɔ spay ɛn pipul dɛn we de gi infɔmeshɔn, bin du am fayn. I bin bil relwe, pɔt, faktri. I kɔntinyu fɔ mek in jɛntri bɔku.
  A bin nid fɔ kip misɛf bizi wit sɔntin. Ɛn Mɔntikristo bin bigin fɔ lɛk fɔ du biznɛs. I nɔ bin no se i gɛt bɔy pikin we i nɔ bɔn yet. Bɛnɛdito bin sav in sɛnt we i bin de wok tranga wan. Na de i aksidɛntli mit wan bɔbɔ we gɛt maynd ɛn we gɛt blant, we na di lida fɔ wan gang we gɛt yɔŋ pipul dɛn we dɛn dɔn kɔndɛm. Di stori we bin tɔch pɔsin in at bɔt di krawn prɔsɛkyuta in bɔy pikin we bin lɔs bin mek di jɔj dɛn rili fil bad dat na fayv ia nɔmɔ i bin wok tranga wan, ɛn afta dat i bin rɔnawe, ɛn i bin gɛt di sɛnt we i bin dɔn sɛnt trade.
  Ɛn di lida fɔ di bɔbɔ dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ kil am jɔs bikɔs i bin tu yɔŋ. Bɔt di yɔŋ wan dɛn bin tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt. Ɛn dɛn kil di gad dɛn. Di big pipul dɛn bin jɔyn fɔ du dat. Bɛnɛdito we in tɛm bin de dɔn, bin ebul fɔ rɔnawe pan di wan dɛn we bin tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt.
  I mɛmba dis bɔbɔ. I bin gɛt chɛst we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we gɛt mɔsul pas in ia, i nɔ bin gɛt fut ɛn i bin ebul fɔ fɛt lɛk wan lɛjɛndari wɔriɔ. Hedgehog blond hair, we gro smɔl afta i sheb in ed, wan luk we rili mekɔp in maynd pan blu yay. Pan ɔl we Kaɔnt Mɔntkristo bin gɛt blak ia, ɛn di kɔlɔ we i bin gɛt bin difrɛn smɔl, Bɛndito bin kech wan patikyula tin we fiba. Pan ɔl we di bɔbɔ we bin de ɔnda di Aljerian san bin dak, i bin tan lɛk Arab, ɛn in ia bin wayt ɔl ɛn i bin blich.
  Bɔt sɔntin bin de we fiba am ɛn di kɔnt we nɔ klia. Leta, Bɛndito kam fɔ no se di bɔbɔ gɛt mama: wan fayn blant ɛn wan tifman we bin dɔn ɛnd ɔp fɔ wok tranga wan fɔ uman dɛn. Ɛn di pikin in papa na Ɛdmɔnd Dans. Ɔltin bin de kam togɛda.
  Bɛnɛdito bin rɔnawe pan di pipul dɛn we bin tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt as tɛm de go, ɛn i bin ivin ɛp smɔl fɔ stɔp di pipul dɛn we bin tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt. Ɛn i kɔmɔt de kwik kwik wan. A bin ivin gɛt paspɔt. Ɛn we i bin stil rili yɔŋ, i bin de waka waka na Frans. Kaɔnt Mɔntekristo bay dis tɛm bin dɔn jɛntri mɔ, ɛn i bin ivin gɛt wan dyukdɔm. Ɛn na so i bin gɛt di taytul we pas ɔl. Di wan ol kɔntri bin dɔn no am. Di man we jɛntri pas ɔlman na Yurop, we gɛt di Lijin ɔf Ɔna ɛn sɔm ɔda ay ay awɔd dɛn, we inklud di Ɔda fɔ di Oli Spirit.
  Na tru se Bɛndito bin op fɔ mek di Dyuk na Mɔntkristo gladi wit di nyus se i gɛt in yon bɔy pikin ɛn i go gɛt sɔntin fɔ pe am bak. Pantap dat, di bɔbɔ bin gɛt fɔ day bikɔs i bin de bifo fɔ tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt. Dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi bit am bad bad wan ɛn put am na jel fɔ in wan. Na de i bin de wet fɔ mek dɛn kil am. Na onli di fact se im bin onli fotin yiez old giv di eksekushona reprieve fo nau. Bɔt dis na rili smɔl dɛbul we dɛn bɔn, we gɛt fayn fayn fes, ɛn we fast pasmak. Ɛn sɔntɛm i bin rili fayn fɔ am fɔ wok tranga wan pas fɔ sidɔm na prizin in wan.
  Di Dyuk na Mɔntikristo bin grit Bɛndito kol, bɔt afta dat i bin tɔw. Ɛn i mɛmba se i bin gɛt afɛkt wit wan blant, we gɛt maynd ɛn we gɛt pashɔn. Ɛn di tru we i bin gɛt bɔy pikin bin mek Ɛdmɔnd Dantes gladi. Ɛn se i dɔn pas fifti, ɛn in prɔpati dɔn pas tri ɔndrɛd milyɔn frank. Udat a fɔ lɛf am to? I bɛtɛ pas yu yon blɔd?!
  Wetin wi go se bɔt di tru tin we se in pikin na kriminal? So kriminal dɛn bin de rawnd Ɛdmɔnd Dantes ɔl in layf. Ɛn di Dyuk na Mɔntikristo bin ɔda fɔ gi tɛn tawzin livre to Bɛndito, ɛn gi am pozishɔn na in kɔt.
  Di nɛks tin we dɛn bin du na fɔ sev di bɔbɔ. Wit di Duke in moni i no seem so difrent. Bɔt di bɔbɔ, as i bi, i bin ebul fɔ rɔnawe fɔ insɛf. I bin ebul fɔ ful di jelman in gyal pikin, ɛn i bin ɛp di yɔŋ lida fɔ di wan dɛn we bin tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt fɔ rɔnawe.
  Eh! Dɛn tu titi dɛn ya bin de waka waka na di sawt pat na Frans ɛn dɛn bin wɛr klos. Dɛn gɛda wan grup we gɛt bɔy pikin dɛn ɛn bigin fɔ tif bak. Tɛnki fɔ di bɔku kɔnekshɔn dɛn we i bin gɛt na di ɔndawɔl, di Dyuk na Mɔntkristo bin fɛn Ɛdmɔnd Jr.
  Bɔt in pikin nɔ bin gri fɔ no in papa. I bin lɛk fɔ rɔn barefut na fɔrɛst ɛn mawnten rod wit in galfrɛn ɛn ɔda bɔy pikin dɛn ɛn liv bay tif. I fri ɛn intrestin, bɔt di denja de tikl yu nerves.
  Di Dyuk disayd nɔ fɔ stɔp in bɔy pikin, bɔt i go wet te i big ɛn machɔ na in maynd.
  Dis tɛm ya, wan rivɔlɔshɔn de apin na Frans. Bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn we dɛn kin du bad to. Ɛn di Dyuk na Mɔntikristo in pikin na wan pan di men lida dɛn fɔ di pipul dɛn we bin tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt. Ɛn afta dat, di Dyuk na Mɔntkristo insɛf bi di Prɛsidɛnt fɔ Frans. Ɛn afta dat, insay wan rifrendum i kin gɛt di taytul fɔ bi empara.
  Neks wan na AI. Na tru se Frans de go bifo ɛn i de win nyu land dɛn. Ɛdmɔnd bi prins ɛn afta dat i bi kiŋ na Itali. Neks, Frans win Jamani ɛn Ɔstria. Trek to Spain ɛn Pɔtyugal.
  Yunifikeshɔn fɔ Yurop... Montecristo de liv fɔ lɔng tɛm, bɔt leta i day. Ɛdmɔnd na di sɛkɔn nyu empara ɛn i gɛt bɔku bɔku pikin dɛn. Dɛn de mek wan ɛmpaya we de put Afrika ɔnda dɛn...
  Wɛl, in jɔnal, na dis say di buk dɔn.
  
  WETIN CHAMBERLAIN GO DU Fכ SPIT DI USSR
  Fɔ ɛgzampul, dɛn de ple AI, we na ɔda rial tin we Chamberlain nɔ bin risayn, bɔt i bin ebul fɔ dɔn wan ɔnaful pis wit Hitler.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin gi garanti se di British kɔlonial ɛmpaya go gɛt wanwɔd, fɔ chenj fɔ rɛkɔgnayz di kɔnkrit dɛn we dɛn dɔn win na Frans, Bɛljiɔm, Ɔland, ɛn ɔda wan dɛn, inklud Polan. Wel, Chamberlain disayd - im shirt de klos to im bodi, espeshali bikos chans stil de fo win!
  Ɛn di British grɔn fɔs dɛn tu wik fɔ tek ova Yurop. Na tru se, na lɛk wan ɔndrɛd milyɔn Jamani pipul dɛn de togɛda wit di pipul dɛn we kɔmɔt na ɔda kɔntri, if wi nɔ kɔnt di difrɛn difrɛn kɔntri dɛn. Ɛn usay a fɔ go?
  Hitler tu nɔ bin want fɔ kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt wit Briten... Bɔt wit di USSR duya! Pan ɔda tin dɛn, di Jamani pipul dɛn nid Yukren blak grɔn. Ɛn in jɔnal, kɔmyunis Rɔshia na kɔntri we tu strɔng ɛn we denja fɔ mek pipul dɛn gɛt wanwɔd.
  Di wɔ bin bigin Me 15, 1941. Yugoslavia nɔ bin tɔn agens di Tɔd Rayk. No British sojaman dɛn nɔ bin de na Gris. Ɛn Itali, we nɔ bin fɛt Ingland na Afrika, bin trowe mɔ sojaman dɛn na di Grik kɔntri ɛn i bin ebul fɔ tek am.
  So di kampen to di Is bin apin bifo tɛm, ɛn di bigman we nem Romɛl bin tek pat pan am. Ɛn bak Jepan bin atak frɔm di ist. Na tru se leta smɔl.
  Fɔs, di Jamani dɛn bin ebul fɔ ajɔst taktik sɔprayz. Ɛn di Rɛd Ami, lɛk aw i bin de na rial istri, nɔ bin rɛdi fɔ difend. Bɔt dis tɛm di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt mɔ tɛm bifo di big big ren we bin de kam insay ɔtom ɛn di kol sizin we bin de kol. Dis bin mek fɔs, ɔltin bin tan lɛk rial stori. Inklud di tɔn we di Jaman sojaman dɛn tɔn to di sawt. Bɔt afta dat, di atak we dɛn bin atak Mɔsko bin apin wan ɛn af mɔnt bifo dat. Ɛn di Jamani dɛn bin ebul fɔ rawnd di kapital siti na di USSR bak insay Sɛptɛmba 1941.
  Dɔn di fɛt-fɛt bin drɛg go bifo smɔl. Bɔt di Jepan dɛn we bin de fɛt na di Fa Is bin pin di Soviet divishɔn dɛn, ɛn wan kɔwnta atak pan Mɔsko nɔ bin ebul.
  Ɛn fɔ dɔn, insay Disɛmba 25, 1941, di kapital siti na di USSR bin fɔdɔm. Afta di kol sizin we nɔ bin izi, insay di spring, di Nazi dɛn bin muf go na di sawt. Afta di kapital fɔdɔm, di Rɛd Ami in maynd bin fɔdɔm. Di nɔmba fɔ di wan dɛn we kɔmɔt na di kɔntri ɛn di wan dɛn we kɔmɔt na di kɔntri bin bɔku. Yɛs, wan big industrial eria bin lɔs.
  Ɛn di Jamani dɛnsɛf bin de fɛt mɔ. So dis tɛm dɛn bin ebul fɔ tek Stalingrad kwik kwik wan. Ɛspɛshali bikɔs ɔf di kwik we aw Rommel bin de du am frɔm di sawt we i bin de atak di siti na di Vɔlga. Ɛn we Stalingrad bin fɔdɔm, land bin kɔt di Kɔkas.
  Stalin bin gi pis to di Fuhrer, bɔt di stɛp man we gɛt mɔstaz nɔ bin want fɔ lisin.
  Di Nazi dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt te dɛn tek di wan ol Kɔkas. Bɔt insay di kol sizin, dɛn nɔ bin de fred fɔ go na di Yural. Na insay Me 1943 nɔmɔ dɛn bigin fɔ fɛt na Sayberia.
  Nyu Tayga ɛn Panta dɛn bin tek pat pan di fɛt dɛn. Di Armada bin muf fɔ insɛf. Pala Kazan, Ufa, Svɛdlɔvsk, Chɛlyabinsk. Di Rɛd Ami bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi notis se dɛn wik ɛn dɛn nɔ gɛt at. Bɔku jenɛral dɛn bin de tif. Pantap dat, Jepan, we di wɔ wit Amɛrika nɔ bin tay, de prɛs fɔ go bifo frɔm di ist. Na mɔtalman, fɔ kech Primorye, Mɔngolia ɛn bɔku ɔda land dɛn. Fɔ dɔn, di Jamani ɛn Japan pipul dɛn bin jɔyn an. Dɛn bin grap bak Sɛntral Eshia.
  Bɔt ivin insay 1944, fɛt-fɛt bin stil de apin. Te dɛn kil Stalin wit bɔm insay Mach 1945. Ɛn afta tu mɔnt, Beria bin sayn fɔ sɔrɛnda. Ɔnda in tɛm, Rɔshia bin kip smɔl ɔtonomi insay di Tɔd Rayk. Beria bin ivin bi gɔvna, pan ɔl we dɛn bin sheb di USSR to pat dɛn.
  Bɔt fɔ tru, Hitlɛr nɔ bin rɛst pan dis. I nɔ bin du fɔ am fɔ mek Jamani bɔku pas tati tɛm we yu kɔmpia am to di fɔs teritɔri dɛn. We yu tink bɔt di say dɛn we di Frɛnch ɛn Dɔch bin de rul, Jamani bin bi big big ɛmpaya. Bɔt Briten, we nɔ bin wik, bɔt we bin rili bɔku na di kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de rul, bin de mek pipul dɛn kam de.
  Di Fuhrer bin want fɔ mek dɛn rul di wɔl. Ɛn intensivli akumulet trɛnk. Nyu "E" siriɔs tank dɛn, divɛlɔp jet ayrakt dɛn, haydrojɛn pɔroksayd sabmarin dɛn. Ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl, na fɔmidabul disk plen dɛn we dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ bit wit kɔmɔn smɔl gɔn dɛn. Ɛn tank dɛn we de ɔnda grɔn. Ɛn na USA, dɛn bin friz di wok fɔ di nyuklia prɔjek bikɔs dɛn nɔ bin gɛt mɔni. Ɛn na smɔl pipul dɛn nɔmɔ bin biliv fayn fayn stori lɛk di atɔmik bɔm.
  Ɛn so insay Me 1947, di Wehrmacht rejimɛnt dɛn bin muf agens di British dɛn. Dɛn tank ɛn mashin gɔn dɛn, ɛn di tin dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ kɛr pipul dɛn we gɛt wɛpɔn, bin tɔn to strɔng pas di wan dɛn na Briten fa fawe. Ɛn frɔm di biginin di wɔ bin fala wan lɔs fɔ Ingland. Di Nazi dɛn bin tek ɔl di kɔntri dɛn we di Lio Ɛmpaya bin de rul na Afrika. Dɔn insay Disɛmba 1947, dɛn bin land wan wantɛm wantɛm na di mɛtropɔlis sɛf. Insay tu wiks, dɛn bin kech ɔl Briten. Ɛn di garison na Lɔndɔn bin giv-ɔp.
  Na da sem tɛm de, di Jamani dɛn bin go bifo na di Midul Is ɛn dɛn bin tek India bak. So, di drim we Nɛpɔlyɔn bin dɔn drim fɔ lɔng tɛm bin apin. India bin bi wan kɔntri we Jamani bin de rul. Ɛn di Japan pipul dɛn bin kech ɔl di ɔda tin dɛn na Eshia. So tin dɛn bin de apin lɛk ebi ebi ren. Ɛn Amɛrika bin want fɔ sidɔm na do ovasi.
  Bɔt dis bin tɔn to sɔntin we nɔ bin rili apin. Di Third Reich ɛn Japan ɔl tu bin atak Amɛrika frɔm ɔl tu di say dɛn. Ɛn dɛn bin de pres wit bad bad pawa.
  Jaman disko dɛn kin wok fayn mɔ we dɛn de fɛt. Dɛn gɛt spid bak we kin rich tɛn sawnd. Ɛn wetin impɔtant na dat dɛn gɛt wan laminar, rili pawaful jet we kin rili knock dɔŋ ɛni projɛktayl ɛn fragmɛnt. Natin nɔ go ebul fɔ tek diskɛt.
  Ɛn naw tu gyal pikin dɛn we de na disk plen de flay go na Amɛrika: Albina ɛn Alvina. Dɛn ɔl tu fayn, dɛn rili slim ɛn strɔng blant. Ɛn i gɛt kɔnfidɛns.
  Aweva, Agave nɔto slouch ya. Fɔ ansa dis, i bay wan disk plen we ivin advans wit lɛsa ɛn rɔsh go nia di ɛnimi dɛn na Amɛrika.
  Albina ɛn Alvina kin nak Amɛrika motoka dɛn wit dɛn bɔdi. Dɛn kin shayn ɛn i nɔ kin izi fɔ mek ɛnibɔdi rɔsh pan dɛn. Di gyal pikin dɛn kin pres di joystik bɔtin dɛn wit dɛn fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn dɛn kin gigl, ɛn dɛn kin grin wit dɛn kayn big big tit dɛn de we tan lɛk se dɛn de.
  Dɛn diskus flay pas ɛn dɛn kɔt wan duzin Amɛrikan fɛtman dɛn. Dɔn wan sosa we de flay we kɔmɔt na di Jaman armada atak wan Amɛrikan fɛt ship. I de gi wan ramming blow lɛk pɔsin we de kɔt. Ɛn di big ship split insay tu pat wit wan wayl krash. Ɛn di wan dɛn we de wok na di si na Amɛrika de drawn.
  Albina ɛn Alvina laf bad bad wan ɛn sho dɛn tɔŋ. Dɛn bin so kleva fɔ pwɛl wan ship we gɛt valyu fɔ wan tawzin ebi ebi tank dɛn. Aw fɔ nɔ ɛnjɔy yusɛf.
  Bɔt Agave rɔsh go nia dɛn. No dis kayn diskɛt nɔ de na di US Air Force, bɔt yu kin bay dɛn na di Hypernet.
  Ɛn na so di lɛsa de hit. Ɛn i brok tru di laminar flɔ... Ɛn ɔl tu di Jaman gyal pikin dɛn rili de swɛt bikɔs dɛn de fil pen. So dɛn put faya pan dɛn il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn dɛn fɔdɔm insay di si... Ɛn Agave carnivorously bristled in shap rɔbɔt tɛrminatɔ tit.
  Ɛn afta dat, i tek ɛnimi dɛn jet dɛn. Ɛn lɛ wi faya di kanɔn. Wetin nɔto shot na hit. Ɛn so i kɔrɛkt. Ɛn di plen dɛn kin brok, dɛn kin krɔs ɛn tɔn to di smɔl smɔl pat dɛn.
  Agave bin ivin siŋ wit big gladi at:
  Di nɛt bin skata sta dɛn smɔl smɔl ɔlsay na di skay, .
  Di Third Reich don pripia wan gloomy hell....
  Uswan pan di fasist dɛn dɛn bit - wan bɔdi na wan flea makit, .
  Ɛn di ɔda wan de bɔn, i dɔn tɔn to ɛlfaya!
  Ɛn Agave go spin in diskɔs bak we swift ɛn we nɔ de taya. Mek wi knock down dozin fasist dem.
  Ɛn di Kraut dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi de muf tru Alaska. Dɛn nyu tank dɛn de muf krɔs di fil dɛn we gɛt sno. Na dis na di bad bad "E"-500. Rial monsta we ɛnitin nɔ go ebul fɔ go insay ivin wit wan ol batri we gɛt wɛpɔn. Dis kayn ship we de fɛt wɔ na grɔn we nɔ go pwɛl, de go na di sno. Ɛn insay de, na bin gyal pikin dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we wɛr bikini nɔmɔ.
  Ɛn afta dat, gɔn dɛn we de kil pipul dɛn kin faya, ɛn dɛn kin yuz rɔket lanch dɛn bak. Ɛn dɛn kin pwɛl di wan ol wɔl we de bifo dɛn.
  Di kɔmanda fɔ di Jaman tank kru, Gɛda, de ala se:
  - Adolf Hitler na dɛbul we de na ɛlfaya, we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ go nia am we i de fɛt,
  Na in na di tri-fes monsta na ɛlfaya, di get-kipa fɔ di ɔndawɔl, .
  Wi go drɛb ɔl ɛnimi dɛn insay di ship dɛn, di wayl dɛbul go dɔnawe wit dɛn!
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn jomp, kik dɛn bare il ɛn shot.
  Di Amɛrikan Patton dɛn we dɔn brok, wit dɛn tɔrɛt dɛn we dɛn dɔn kɔt, de kray go.
  Ɛn na so wan bɔm lansa bin blo 4 howitzer dɛn wantɛm wantɛm ɛn flay na di ays. Dɛn kin tɔn ova we dɛn de flay ɛn bɔm ɛn tɔn to rili smɔl smɔl pat dɛn we de bɔn faya.
  Charlotte, we na Gɛda in ɛstɛt, de ala se:
  - Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de ple wan jok we rili fani pan di tank, dɛn bin de kɔba di ɛnimi wit blu pent, ɛn bɔku tɛm wit strɔng dɔti dɔti tin dɛn!
  Ɛn di sem we aw i de pres di bare fut finga dɛn na in fayn fayn leg dɛn na di joystik bɔtin dɛn.
  Ɛn wan big big mastodon we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ pas de rɔsh go nia insɛf.
  Gɛda de siŋ to insɛf, i de jomp ɔp ɛn dɔŋ wit gladi at, i de chɛw gam:
  - Wi nɔ bin invent gɔnpawda,
  Rapid Rɔket Neshɔn...
  Wan hama we de kil pɔsin, .
  Lanch fɔ kɔmɛt dɛn we de kaskad!
  Ɛn na dis na di payɔnia we nem Hilga we de na di skay. I dɔn ɔlrɛdi shot 470 plen dɛn. Dis kayn pɔsin we gɛt rɛkɔd we nɔ gɛt op igen. I dɔn pas ɔl man ays, ɛn i rili proud fɔ dis. Ɛn in sikrit rili simpul: na fɔ jɔs go insay di plen we yu nɔ wɛr fut ɛn we yu wɛr bikini. Na da tɛm de win kin kam!
  Di titi gladi bad bad wan wit insɛf, ɛn i de pres di pedal dɛn wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin pan in fayn fayn leg dɛn we dɛn dɔn kɔt kɔt. Ɛn i de spin in nyu fɛtman, di ME-462. Grin ɛn siŋ:
  - Ay, ɛn ay, ɛn ay di igl dɛn de rɔsh to di pɔsin we dɛn kil,
  Wi na wɔman dɛn fɔ di Tɔd Rayk, we na Setan in pikin dɛn mɔ!
  Wi kin rili se di wɔriman de na big big ayt. Ɛn i de mek daiv pan insɛf. Nak ɛnimi dɛn ɔnda di sta dɛn ɛn strɛp dɛn ɛn ala:
  - Yu nɔ go drawn wi barefut gyal dɛn na di Reich na di pɔnd,
  Churchill bin drink rɔm tu ali insay 1918!
  Ɛn so Ɛlga atak di Amɛrika pipul dɛn ɛn shot wan pawaful B-29 bɔm. Afta dat di titi, we de mek pikɛt fɛns wit in tit, se wit aplomb se:
  - Nɔ lɛk stupid tin, i bɛtɛ if yu nɔ gɛt stupid tin!
  Yes, di gyal pikin dem jos charming. Bɔt afta dat, i kam mit Agave. Ɛn di laser bim kin fɛn in fayn, glamorous, ɛn di sem tɛm so difenslɛs viktim.
  Insay di ays we di vayrɔyal rialiti de, wit di dɔti, tu bare, chiseled, girlish leg dɛnsɛf de fɔdɔm na grɔn. Dɛn bin kɔt am kɔmɔt nia di payɔnia we bɔku pipul dɛn sabi.
  Wetin yu kin du agens laser, mɔ wit annihilation pumping?
  Agave shot ɔda Jaman plen dɛn dɔŋ. Wetin mek di Krauts bin atak di USA? Udat dɛn bin muf agens? Di USSR bin win ɛn dis bin mek i izi fɔ dɛn.
  Agave de dil wit plen dɛn. I de nak dɛn dɔŋ bay di dɔzɛn dɛn. I de pwɛl jet motoka dɛn ɛn i de siŋ:
  - Mi na fighter ace, mi enjin de pan faya,
  Di skay fɔ wɔ na di ples usay dɛn de liv...
  A go gi Amɛrika wan shild we pɔsin kin abop pan, .
  Pan ɔl we di trɛd dɛn na layf kin rili brok!
  Dɔn di titi, we dɔn dil wit di ay target dɛn, transfa di blo to di wan dɛn we de na grɔn. En mek wi hit dem wit laser. Ɛn brok tank dɛn, kɔt tawa dɛn, mɛlt mɛtal.
  Ɛn ivin di bad bad Jaman "E"-500, we dɔn de ɔnda di strim, kin tan lɛk kɔndɔm we dɔn bɔs. Ɛn di wɔd de krɔs to insɛf, di wɔd fɔ parrot fɛda de shayn, dɛn de gro frɔm di klos.
  Agave, we de faya frɔm laser, kanɔn we de kil pipul dɛn bad bad wan, de kɔntrol am wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i de ala to insɛf:
  - Wi go kil ɔlman, wi go tear ɔlman apat!
  Ɛn aw i go hit wan tank we ivin big pas am "E"-1000 ɛn swɛt na di tap pan in lɔng dɛn:
  - Udat wi go fɛn na fɛt! Ɛn udat wi go fɛn we wi de fɛt? Ɛn ɛnibɔdi we wi fɛn na fɛt... Wi nɔ go jok wit am! Wi go tear yu apart! Wi go tear yu apart! Wi go tear yu apart en bit yu wit hama!
  Di titi spin in disk we de kil bɔku pipul dɛn ɛn chenj to armored personnel carriers.
  
  VARVARA-KRASA ƐN DI DIFENS ƆF PƆT AT
  Karen bin tɛl Tasha in kɔnfidɛns se:
  - Naw wi kin yuz di jεnom lεk tεm mashin.
  Tasha opin in yay ɛn aks se:
  - Aw dis kin pɔsibul?
  Di prɔfɛsɔ pɔynt to di kiub dɛn we gɛt bɔku bɔku kɔlɔ dɛn we dɛn dɔn stak togɛda ɛn tɔk wit wan vɔys we de mek pɔsin tink se:
  - Wi kin travul bak to di past fכ DNA mכlikul dεm εni tεm. Dɛn go tɔn to intadimɛnshɔnal kɔridɔ dɛn. Ɛn dɛn go kɛr wi go ɛnisay!
  Tasha bin tink ɛn aks se:
  - Dɛn kin transpɔt wi go na di fyuchu?
  Karen bin shek in ed fɔ se i nɔ fayn.
  - di jεnom kin כnli tכn to di past. No fiuja nɔ de yet. Ɛn wetin bin de, i nɔ de lɔs, bɔt i de liv na ɔda dimɛnshɔn!
  Tasha jomp op ɛn ala wit gladi at se:
  - So, wi nɔ de day bak pan wan patikyula dimɛnshɔn.
  Karen bin mek wi no klia wan se:
  - Wi sol nɔ de day pan ɛnitin!
  Tasha bin tink bɔt am ɛn aks se:
  -Wi kin go na wɔ?
  Karen bin nɔd fɔ sho se i gri.
  - Na dat!
  Tasha bin gi advays se:
  - Dɔn lɛ wi ɛp Pɔt Atɔ fɔ tinap agens di Japan ami. Di shem we a kin shem fɔ lɔs to samurai dɔn mek a vɛks ɔltɛm!
  Karen in yay dɛn bin shayn:
  - Na gud tin fɔ ɛp Rɔshia pan dis wɔ! Bɔt yu nid fɔ tek wɛpɔn dɛn ɛn tu ɔ tri fayn fayn fɛtman dɛn wit yu.
  Tasha bin gi advays se:
  - Petya ɛn Juliana! Dɛn na big big pipul dɛn we de shot. Mek dɛn grap dɛn wɛpɔn dɛn, dɛn gɛt dɛn kayn wɔndaful snaypa dɛn de!
  Karen bin nɔd fɔ sho se i gri.
  - Ɛn a go ajɔst sɔntin we kol! Wi nɔ go gi Pɔt Atɔ to Jepan!
  Tasha bin tɔk wit wan sigrɛt se:
  - Wi nɔ go disappear wisɛf?
  Karen bin ansa wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - Nɔ! Ɛnitin we dɛn bin dɔn du trade nɔ go chenj di tɛm we wi de naw! Na jɔs se insay wan paralel yunivas, Rɔshian pipul dɛn go liv na di ɛmpaya we di Romanov Tsar dɛn bin gɛt!
  Tasha gladi fɔ klik di il dɛn na in sus na di pak flo:
  - Yu mɛmba aw layf bin tan lɛk? Ɔnda di wing dɛn fɔ wan igl we gɛt tu ed!
  Karen bin lɔs. I tan lɛk se i rɔn fɔ gɛda di tim. Fɔ tru, siriɔs biznɛs de bigin.
  Tasha opin di kɔmpyuta ɛn pik di ilɛktronik pistɔl. Naw i go shot. Di titi de insay wan rili militant mud. Flay sosa dɛn de flay fast na di wayd monita skrin. Di wɔriman, ɛn di sem tɛm wan animal, de prɛs di bɔtin. Disk dɛn kin bɔm. I ɔl so big ɛn fantastik.
  Tasha brok di plet dɛn wit shot ɛn se:
  - A go bi champion! Dis na mi destiny!
  Di titi ivin pul in sus we bin de stɔp am. Ɛn i bigin fɔ shot frɔm in tu an dɛn wan tɛm. I rili de mek pɔsin gladi.
  Tasha de faya ɛn siŋ:
  -Na staship wi de rɔsh along di wef,
  Quarks foam in di ether vortices, .
  Wetin a go gi mi planɛt - .
  To di pikin dɛm na di sublunary stormy wɔl!
  Afta dat, di titi trowe wan pis chiz na in mɔt. Ɛn i bin bɔs laf. Shi na wan bit of a mouse.
  Di mobayl fon bin ring. Karen in pikchɔ bin apia na di skrin.
  - Wel, gyal, kɔmɔt na do! Ɔlman dɔn rɛdi!
  Tasha jomp kɔmɔt na di apatmɛnt ɛn rɔsh go ɔp di stej lɛk mɛtiɔ.
  Ɛn i rɔn go na di strit. Wan ultra-modern tank bin de de: di T-95. Di prɔfɛsɔ bin sidɔm na di opin hatch. Ɛn na di tawa, na Petya ɛn Juliana de. Di las gyal pikin gɛt rɛd ia, i de fɛt ɛn i rili fayn. Insay shɔt skit ɛn snik, wan kayn dɛbul we gɛt faya.
  Karen bin tɔk wit gladi at se:
  - Wel, mek wi go, padi dɛm! Fɔ go na Pɔt Atɔ?
  Di yɔŋ man we nem Petya we gɛt mɔsul ɛn we fayn, bin nɔd se:
  - Na Pɔt Atɔ!
  Ɛn Juliana bin de muf wit pɔyzin se:
  - Fɔ ɛl wit am, jɔs fɔ shot!
  Tasha bin laf se:
  - Eh!
  Karen bin kɔmand wit agresiv wan se:
  - Naw, go insay di tank! Lɛ wi aksɛleret ɛn go stret na Maunt Vysokaya!
  Tasha bin ala na di tap pat pan in lɔng dɛn se:
  - Fɔ di Tsar ɛn di Fadaland!
  Ɛn jomp insay di nyu motoka. I bin fayn insay, ɛn di kɔmpyuta dɛn bin de si fayn fayn wan frɔm ɔlsay. Di motoka bigin fɔ go kwik kwik wan ɛn rɔsh go, ɛn i bin de spid.
  Di prɔfɛsɔ aks wit prawd luk se:
  - Aw yu lɛk mi motoka?
  Petya bin slap in lip dɛn we i nɔ biliv se:
  - Wel, jɔs lɛk dat, yu yon!
  Karen bin de pout ɛn muf se:
  - Yes, mi yon! A bin mek am bɛtɛ ɛn a bin mek i bɛtɛ. Na mɔtalman, i gɛt wan tɛmnyuklia riaktɔ we de rɔn pan wata. Pan ɔda tin dɛn, i de mek bak di ɛnaji we de mek ɛvri atɔm na di tin dɛn we de na di wɔl de dubl tu tɛm. Ɛn dat mek dis tank kin faya ɛn nɔ ambɔg am ɔ chaj am bak fɔ at le wan ɔndrɛd ia!
  Petya bin sɔprayz se:
  - Wetin, dis pɔsibul?
  Karen bin grin ɛn mɛmba se:
  - Sayns kin du ɛnitin! Dis na tin we tan lɛk matta. I nɔ rili ful-ɔp ɛn i matirial, lɛk aw rial wan fɔ bi, i de liv fɔ tu-tri sɛkɔn nɔmɔ, so dis na inf fɔ kil ɛn te di ɛnimi!
  Juliana bin swɛt wit vɛks, ɛn i tap in fut pan di klos fɔ fɛt:
  - Ɛn a bin tink se i go pɔsibul fɔ bɔku gold! Ɛn a bin want fɔ bi pɔsin we gɛt bɔku bɔku mɔni!
  Karen bin siŋ wit provok se:
  - Di wan we gladi de laf, ɛnibɔdi we want go ajɔst am! Udat de luk fɔ go fɛn ɔltɛm!
  Di tank bin de kɔntinyu fɔ aksɛlayt. Na thermonuclear thrust, we dɛn kin kɔntrol haydrojɛn fushɔn bin de drɛb am. Os, motoka, avenue bin de flash rawnd. Di spid dɔn ɔlrɛdi pas wan ɔndrɛd kilomita pan awa.
  Karen bin tɔk wit win se:
  - Naw klos yu yay, dis go apin!
  Di supatank bin flay insay wan faya we bin de shayn wantɛm wantɛm na di ays. Girl ɛn bɔy pikin dɛn bin de fil lɛk se dɛn de na bathhouse na di ɔp shelf.
  Tasha bin ala se:
  - Eh! Eh!
  Bɔt i nɔ bin las fɔ lɔng tɛm. Ɛn afta dat, di ɔlta-mɔdan T-95 tank bin flay go ɔp di il. I bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi let ɔtom, ɛn ren bin de kam na di klos.
  Karen bin ripɔt se:
  - Di disisiv de fɔ di fɛt fɔ Maunt Vysokaya! Dat mawnten we na di ki fɔ di wan ol difens fɔ Pɔt Ata. Tide na jɔs Novɛmba 21, ɔ Disɛmba 4 akɔdin to di nyu stayl. - Di prɔfɛsɔ vɛks ɛn nak in klos wit in fist ɛn ala. - Bɔt nɔbɔdi nɔ go kech Vysokaya Mawnt! Di Pasifik skwadron go liv!
  I dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ di pipul dɛn na Jepan ebul fɔ tek Mawnt Visokaya. Dɛn bin de kray insay lɛk ant, insay tik tik wata we de kɔmɔt ɔlsay. Di T-95 bin opin faya wit 152-mm rapid-faya kanɔn.
  Juliana bin pres di joystik bɔtin, ɛn di ɔtomɛtik kanɔn bin nak di Japan pipul dɛn lɛk gɔn we de fɛt di plen dɛn. Pawaful shel dɛn we gɛt bɔku bɔku pat dɛn we de bɔn bin knock ɔndrɛd Japan pipul dɛn wit wan shot.
  Tasha insɛf bin de faya frɔm et ebi ebi mashin gɔn dɛn. Ɛn a bin lɛk fɔ yuz joystik bak.
  Karen bin drayv di tank, di supa mashin bin klaym di stip slop dɛn wit kɔnfidɛns, ɛn di trak dɛn bin krɔs di wɔriɔ dɛn na di Land of the Rising Sun.
  Petya wispa ɛn se:
  - Wi de mek istri!
  Di prɔfɛsɔ bin vɛks ɛn kɔnfɔm se:
  - Na dat! Wi nɔ go alaw fɔ mek dɛn sɔrɛnda Pɔt Atɔ!
  Juliana, we bin de faya frɔm di gɔn, bin de faya twɛnti rawnd fɔ wan minit, i bin de spit wan projɛktayl wit inkris destruktiv pawa we we fifti kilogram. Insay wan minit, wan tɔn mɛtal ɛn tin dɛn we de bɔn bin bɔn wit prɛsishɔn.
  Ɛn di titi bin hit rili kɔrɛkt wan.
  Ɛn mashin gɔn dɛn, ɛn ɛni wan pan dɛn kin faya fayv tawzin rawnd dɛn insay wan minit. Ɔ fɔti tawzin big big bulɛt dɛn, fɔ shɔt tɛm. Ɛn aw dɛn bin tek di samurai? Aw dɛn bigin fɔ prɛs dɛn.
  Juliana bin ivin siŋ se:
  - Ɛn di ɛnimi ship dɛn flay go na grɔn, ɔnda di prɛshɔn we stɛl ɛn lid de gi!
  Di Rɔshian tank bin wok tranga wan. Na ya i kɔt wan tawzin Japan pipul, na ya di sɛkɔn wan. Fɔ pul dɛn insay layers.
  Tasha bin de gigl ɛn siŋ se:
  - Fɔ di glori fɔ Rus'! Lɛ wi nɔ ɛva fɔgɛt di Fatherland!
  Ɛn bak i de shot frɔm letal kaliba mashin gɔn dɛn. Ɛn bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn na Jepan de ledɔm day.
  Karen tek am ɛn hiss se:
  - Tsar Nikolas we de tɔk bɔt am! Yu go bi big pɔsin.
  Ɛn lɛ wi krɔs di samurai dɛn we nɔ dɔn ɔnda di katapila dɛn.
  Petya bin tɔk di rayt we se:
  - Nikolas II kin bi di big wan pan di tsars. I bin gɛt ɛvri chans fɔ mek Chaina bi Rɔshian provins - Yɔlɔ Rɔshia!
  Kerɛn bin nak di samurai dɛn, rɔsh oba dɛn lɛk katapila, ɛn tɔk se:
  - Mek i bi so!
  Shel afta shel bin flay kɔmɔt. Dɛn bin de bɔku lɛk kwasi-mat, dɛn bin nid bɔku smɔl ɛnaji pas di rial inkris na di atɔm ɛn mɔlyul dɛn.
  Yuliana, we bin de pres di joystik bɔtin dɛn wit in fayn fayn finga dɛn, ivin ala se:
  - In di nem fɔ di Rɔshian tsars!
  Di gɔn bin de ala ɛn ala. Pan ɔl we, nɔto so lawd wan, bɔt dɛn bin de muf, i bin pɔsibul fɔ tɔk.
  Petya aks di prɔfɛsɔ se:
  - Wetin, di nɔmba fɔ di shel dɛn nɔ gɛt ɛnd?
  Karen bin ansa se:
  - Kwasi-mat nɔ nid bɔku ɛnaji fɔ mek. Ɛn fɔ ful-ɔp wata nyuklia riaktɔ na tin we izi lɛk fɔ shel pia!
  Petya bin wispa se:
  - Yes, dis na briliant! Yu kin mek chɔklɛt ayskrim dis we bak!
  Karen bin agens am wit wan swɛt se:
  - Nɔto yet, bɔt i nɔ go te igen, yes! I sɔri fɔ no se so fa wi jɔs de gɛt kwasi-mat!
  Yuliana, we bin de pres in finga dɛn pan di joystik bɔtin dɛn, we bin de smayl wit big big taygres tit dɛn, bin tɔk se:
  - Dis abiliti fɔ mek tin na kwasi-divayn bak!
  Karen bin de laf. Di Jepan pipul dɛn bin de smɔl smɔl rawnd di mawnten, ɛn bɔdi dɛn bin de bɔku mɔ ɛn mɔ. Di samurai bin tray fɔ shot di tank, bɔt na fɔ natin. Di shel dɛn bin de bounce off di armour lɛk drop drops of ren.
  Di prɔfɛsɔ bin tɔk se:
  - Ɛn dɛn mek mɔtalman lɛk aw Gɔd tan ɛn tan lɛk am.
  Juliana, we bin de faya shel dɛn we de kil, bin tɔk se:
  - If dɛn stil mek am. Sɔntɛm wi mɔtalman na di pɔsin we gɛt sɛns, strɔng ɛn pawa pas ɔlman na di wan ol wɔl!
  Karen bin tɔk fayn fayn wan se:
  - Ɔl di mɔ nid fɔ de na di kɔnsolidɛshɔn fɔ mɔtalman! Wi fɔ gɛt wanwɔd! Dɔn wi nɔ go no se pɔsin de fil bad ɛn wi nɔ go ebul fɔ win!
  Tasha bin tɔk wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - Di Tsarist Empire ebul fɔ mek ɔlman gɛt wanwɔd! Ɛn mek ɔlman jɔyn, witout ɛksɛpshɔn, to wan monolith!
  Ɛn di titi faya mashin gɔn dɛn bak. Overwhelming di Japanese dɛn we de tray fɔ kam insay frɔm di lɛft flank. Di grenade dɛn nɔ bin ambɔg di T-95 tank. Ɛn di gɔn dɛn, we dɛnsɛf bin de fa, bin de mis, ɔ dɛn shel dɛn nɔ bin de wok. Pantap dat, no wɛpɔn nɔ de na ɛni kɔntri na di wɔl. Ɛn yu nɔ go ebul fɔ go insay da kayn tank de so izi wan. In difens na top notch.
  Ɛn di mashin gɔn dɛn kin kɔt dɔŋ ɛn dɛn kin swip di shel dɛn. Ɛn dɛn de du ɔltin spɛshal wan, ɛn rili de kil.
  Tasha bin de gigl ɛn se:
  - Bɔku Japan pipul dɛn go mis!
  Juliana bin gri wit dis:
  - Na bɔku bɔku wan!
  Ɛn i bin de flash in safaya yay dɛn. Ɛn bɔku difrɛn tin dɛn de bɔt dis gyal, we na tru tru tɛmnatɔ.
  Di wɔriɔ dɛn de faya. Ɛn samurai dɛn de blɔd. Fɔti tawzin bulɛt ɛn wan tan shel fɔ wan minit, dis na rili big pawa we de pwɛl.
  Tasha notis se:
  - Wi na wɔri pipul dɛn we de sɔfa siriɔs day!
  Juliana bin gri wit dis:
  - Ɛn nɔto jɔs day, bɔt di sɔs we pawa de na di wan ol yunivas!
  Petya bin tɔk wit sɛns se:
  - If Tsarist Russia win di ol wɔl, den ɔl di wɔ dɛn we de na mɔtalman istri go dɔn wans ɛn fɔ ɔltɛm!
  Karen bin gri se:
  - Na tru se bebi! Nɔbɔdi nɔ nid wɔ! Bɔt mɔtalman fɔ gɛt wanwɔd!
  Tasha hiss wit di gladi at we panta de kil kaw:
  - We wi gɛt wanwɔd, wi nɔ go ebul fɔ win!
  Ɛn i bin pul spak dɛn na in yay! Dis na di titi! I gɛt faya we de bɔn, ɛn ays ɛn stɛl.
  Bɔt naw di las pipul dɛn na Jepan de day. Ɛn nɔbɔdi nɔ de we go atak di mawnten. I pas fifti tawzin sojaman dɛn we dɛn kil na di Land of the Rising Sun bin stil de ɔnda Maunt Vysokaya.
  Di fɛt dɔn dɔn.
  Dɛn 4 ya bin tek wan ples na di il, ɛn Kerɛn bin tɔk se:
  "I bɛtɛ lɛ wi nɔ tɔk to di garison fɔ naw." In jɔnal, wetin wi go du?
  Juliana bin tɔk se:
  - Bɔku Japan pipul dɛn stil de. Mek wi destroy di entire Nogi army.
  Petya bin gri wit dis wantɛm wantɛm:
  - Na dat! Wi go swɛt ɔl di samurai dɛn! Ɛn i go rili fayn!
  Karen bin grin ɛn tɔk se:
  - Ɛn wi tank kin swim ɔnda wata ɛn faya shel bak. Mek wi sink di Japanese fleet!
  Tasha bin swɛt wit gladi at:
  - Na dat! Dat na rait, mek wi tek en wipe out ol di samurai dem na si.
  Di Japan skwadron bin jɔs bigin fɔ bɔm di nɛks tɛm. Shel dɛn bin de flay, inklud frɔm ilevin ɛn twɛlv inch gɔn dɛn. Ɛn dis, yu si, na siriɔs tin.
  Di tank rɔsh go na di si. Juliana, we i bin de tap in finga dɛn pan di motoka in bɔdi, bin tɔk se:
  - Okay, to di si. Bɔt aw wi go gi di initiativ to di Japan pipul dɛn na land?
  Petya, we bin no sɔm tin dɛn bɔt di wɔ, bin mɛmba se:
  - Wi bin gɛt mashin gɔn, ɛn di Mosin rayf bin rili fayn ɛn i bin wok pas di Japan wan. Ɛn if nɔto ɔltin bin wok fayn na si, dat min se na land di samurai nɔ bin gɛt chans!
  Juliana bin vɛks ɛn muf in fut na grɔn ɛn i bin de mɔna se:
  - Fɔ betray yu! Betrayal we nɔ impɔtant!
  Tasha bin gi advays se:
  - Wi go hang evribodi!
  Di tank go insay di wata. Frɔm di sayd dɛn, prɔpala dɛn bin de apia we bin de kɔntrol di mashin. Na dis na di fɔs tin we dɛn want fɔ du: na wan Japan man we de pwɛl tin dɛn. Tasha bin de pres di joystik bɔtin dɛn wit in tint finga dɛn.
  Ɛn di shel bin nak di bottom pat pan di ship wit pawa we de kil. I tɔn di wɛpɔn dɛn rawnd.
  Di man we bin de pwɛl di tin dɛn bin gɛt ɔda shel. Tasha pres in finga bak.
  Ɛn afta dat, di Japan pipul dɛn drawn.
  Juliana bin de gigl se:
  - Mek wi tek turn fo drawn! Mashin gɔn nɔ kin rili wok ɔnda wata!
  Ɛn di titi prɛs di joystik, dis tɛm i sɛn wan shɔɛl insay di bɔt ɔf di distroya.
  Petya ansa wit smayl se:
  - Wel, wi get ledi dem!
  Tasha sɛn wan projɛktayl bak ɛn ala se:
  - In di nem of Rus', mek win de!
  Juliana bin spit di shel dɛn. I kɔt di bottom fɔ di ship we de na di Land of the Rising Sun ɛn notis se:
  - Stil, di tsarist pawa na Rɔshia nɔ bin bad lɛk aw prɔpaganda bin de tɔk.
  Petya bin gri wit dis ɛn i bin gri fɔ tɔk, mɔ bikɔs i nɔ bin gɛt natin fɔ du ɛni we.
  - Ɔnda Tsar Nicholas II, Rɔshia bin introduks di gold standad fɔ mɔni. Di mɔni we di ɛmpaya bin de yuz bin kam fɔ bi di mɔni we strɔng ɛn we nɔ de chenj pas ɔl na di wɔl. Prays dɛnsɛf nɔ bin chenj lɛk aw i bin de. Ɛn ɔnda Tsa Nikolas, di mɔni we dɛn bin de pe bin rich tati sɛvin rubul ɛvri mɔnt. Infakt, Rɔshia dɔn bi wan pan di kɔntri dɛn we de bifo pan di kɔntri dɛn na di wɔl we i kam pan di we aw pipul dɛn de liv dɛn layf. Indastrial prodakshɔn bin bi di nɔmba 4 ples na di wɔl.
  Juliana bin faya pan di Japan pipul dɛn. Bikɔs i bin dɔn sink di kruz dis tɛm, i bin siŋ se:
  - Wi na di wan dɛn we strɔng pas ɔl na di wɔl,
  Wi go sok ɔl wi ɛnimi dɛn na tɔylɛt.
  Di mama land nɔ biliv pan kray wata, .
  Ɛn wi go gi di wikɛd ɔligarch dɛn dɛn bren!
  Ɛn di titi laf. Ɛn in tit dɛn bin de shayn wit pal dɛn!
  Karen bin tɔk se:
  - Bikɔs di wɔ wit Japan dɔn dɔn wit win, di ikɔmik growth na Rɔshia go ivin big! Ɛn di tsarist ɛmpaya go bi di kɔntri we jɛntri pas ɔl!
  Juliana bin sink wan ɔda distroya ɛn his:
  - Wi bin ɔlwayz rich! Nɔto inof ɔda bin de!
  Tasha hit di armadillo na di Land of di Rising San ɛn i bin tɔk se:
  - Wi nɔ bin bɛtɛ pas di Jamani dɛn na di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ. Bɔt bikɔs ɔf di nɔmba fayv kɔlɔm, wi mis di win!
  Juliana sɛn ɔda shel bak insay di armadillo in bɛlɛ ɛn deklare se:
  - Na dat! Di nɔmba fayv kɔlɔm na in fɔ blem fɔ ɔltin. Insay di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ, di Jamani dɛn nɔ bin ivin ebul fɔ kam nia Minsk ɛn dɛn bin bit dɛn na Galisia. Ɛn ɔnda Stalin, dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi si di Krɛmlin tru baynuk. Wetin dis min?
  Tasha faya wan ɔda shel na di bɔt ɔf di fɛt ship ɛn i bin de mɔna se:
  - Tresin we yu de du! Wi bin mis dis kayn win!
  Petya bin tink bak se i impɔtant fɔ mɛmba se:
  - If nɔto fɔ betray, wi fɔ dɔn gɛt posishɔn fɔ Kɔnstantinopl ɛn Eshia Maynɔ, ɛn bak fɔ gɛt akses to di Mɛditarenian Si. Ɛn wi dɔn lɔs bɔku tin bikɔs wi dɔn betray ɛn di nɔmba fayv kɔlɔm!
  Juliana bin lans wan ɔda prɔjɛkt:
  - Yes, dis na di fayv kɔlɔm! Na bɔku trɔbul dɛn de we i de mek! Di Rɔshian Ɛmpaya na wan spɛshal tin we go ebul fɔ go ɔlsay na di wɔl ɛn mek mɔtalman gɛt wanwɔd!
  Tasha bin de muf wit agresiv wan se:
  - Na dat! A bin ebul fɔ du ɛnitin ɛn a go mɔs du am! Ɛn fɔ mek mɔtalman gɛt wanwɔd ɛn dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ win dɛn!
  Di titi sɛn ɔda shel, afta dat di fɛt-fɛt ship bin dɔn split. Ɛn di Jepan pipul dɛn bin drawn.
  Petya bin tɔk wit kɔnsyusɔn na in vɔys se:
  - Luk wetin de hapun fo di wold nau? Russia en USA de pan di brink of war. Ɛn Chaina gɛt bɔku pipul dɛn ɛn i de rul ɔlman. No ɔda ɛn prɔsperiti nɔ de na di wɔl!
  Tasha sɛn wan nyu projɛktayl, dis tɛm to di kruz, ɛn i gri:
  - No ɔda nɔ de na di wɔl! Wi nid wanwɔd manejmɛnt!
  Juliana faya di projɛktayl ɛn nɔd fɔ gri se:
  - Ɛn dis kayn gɔvmɛnt kin bi tsarist ɛmpaya! Di ɔtokrasi na Rɔshia na di garanti fɔ mek di wɔl stebul ɛn fɔ gɛt bɔku prɔpati!
  Ɛn di titi sɛn ɔda shel, we bin dɔn split di kruz.
  I bin klia se di Japan pipul dɛn bin de fred. Dɛn bin de faya we dɛn nɔ bin de tek wan pɔsin bɛtɛ pas ɔda pɔsin, ɛn dɛn nɔ bin ɔndastand udat de drawn dɛn.
  Wi fɔ no se na land, Jepan nɔ bin gɛt bɔku bɛnifit pan nɔmba. Ɛn ivin insay rial istri, i lɔs bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn we dɛn kil ɛn wund pas Rɔshia.
  Bɔt na si, di ship dɛn na di Land of the Rising Sun, we dɛn mek na Briten ɛn Amɛrika, bin bɛtɛ smɔl pas di wan dɛn na Rɔshia, we dɛn kin mek mɔ na di kɔntri.
  Bɔt ivin ya di kwalitatif supiriɔriti fɔ di Japan pipul dɛn nɔ rili impɔtant. Ɛn di Rɔshian dɛn kin shot, sɔntɛm, mɔ kɔrɛkt wan.
  Tasha, we bin de faya ɛn sink wan ɔda distroya, bin tɔk wit vɛks se:
  - Fɔ tru, Rɔshia dɔn win strɔng ɛnimi dɛn. Fɔ ɛgzampul, Nɛpɔlyɔn!
  Juliana, we bin de sɛn wan shɔɛl na di kruza we gɛt wɛpɔn, bin tɔk bak se:
  - Oh yea! Nɛpɔlyɔn na bin pɔsin we gɛt sɛns! Ɛn i bin strɔng pas am, bɔt wi bin win am!
  Petya bin swɛt bad bad wan ɛn grɔmbul se:
  - Lɔs to di Japan pipul dɛn. Dis kin rili vɛks ɛn i kin mek pɔsin vɛks!
  Juliana bin gri wit dis:
  - I rili anɔynt! Ɔl dis, bikɔs ɔf dis, di tɛm we di Romanov famili bin de rul bin dɔn. Di tɛm na glori, heroic, wit kɔnkrit ɛn win. Ɛn pan ɔl we wi nɔ bin gɛt wi yon Jɛngi Khan, wi dɔn de rayz frɔm di tɛm we Ivan Kalita bin de.
  Ɛn di titi sɛn ɔda prɔjɛkt we rili kil pɔsin. Ɛn di kruz we gɛt wɛpɔn bin sheb to tu pat.
  Tasha kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk, ɛn wit wan shel i sink ɔda wan we de pwɛl. Ɛn di samurai dɛn gɛt bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn we de pwɛl.
  Di wɔman aks di man dɛn se:
  - Bɔt a de wɔnda wetin mek insay di wɔl in istri, nɔto wan pan di ɛmpaya dɛn ajɔst absolyut pawa?
  Juliana sɛn wan shel bak insay wan ɔda man we de pwɛl di wɔl in bɛlɛ ɛn tɔk se:
  - Yes, rili, wetin mek? Ɔlman bin fɔdɔm. Ɛn di Pashian Ɛmpaya, ɛn Alɛgzanda di Gret, ɛn di Roman Ɛmpaya. Wetin mek ɛnibɔdi nɔ dɔn mek mɔtalman gɛt wanwɔd?
  Tasha bin stamp in fut wit frustrashɔn. Sank wan ɔda ship ɛn se:
  - Na dat! Genghis Khan bin mek wan ɛmpaya we go ebul fɔ krɔs di wan ol wɔl. Bɔt afta i day, in bɔy pikin dɛn ɛn in granpikin dɛn bin mek wan fɛt-fɛt ɛn dɛn bin kɔt di ɛmpaya. Na Tsarist Rɔshia nɔmɔ, wit in wanwɔd sistɛm, na bin so kɔntri dat i bin ebul fɔ de fɔ bɔku bɔku ia ɛn i bin ebul fɔ go bifo te i swɛla di wan ol wɔl!
  Juliana flash in yay ɛn deklare, sink wan ɔda distroya:
  - Glori to di big empire of Tsar Nicholas! Wi nɔ go gi pawa to di Bolshevik dɛn we nɔ rayt ɛn di prɔvishɔnal gɔvmɛnt!
  Tasha sɛn wan projɛktayl bak na di ship. I bin sink di Japan pipul dɛn ɛn siŋ:
  - Gɔd sev di kiŋ,
  Strɔng sovayb
  Run fɔ gɛt glori,
  fɔ wi glori!
  Run to di fred fɔ yu ɛnimi dɛn - .
  Ɔtodɔks Tsa!
  Rul wit glori
  Fɔ mek wi gɛt glori!
  I tan lɛk se di gyal pikin dɛn rili dɔn tɔn pan dɛn. Dis na aw dem destroy di samurai, yu go admire am. Ɛn Kerɛn bin drayv in kil-kil tank ɔnda wata. Jɛnɛral wan, dis na kɔl wɛpɔn. I de sink di ɔl Japan flet. Bɔt dis na big pawa.
  Twɛlv, na big big ship dɛn nɔmɔ we gɛt wɛpɔn, bɔku bɔku smɔl smɔl wan dɛn, ɛn wan pan dɛn ship dɛn ya we de kruz. I pas siksti distroya dɛn nɔmɔ. I kin tek tɛm fɔ pwɛl ɔl dis.
  Tasha bin de du am. we i dɔn fɔ dɔn wan ɔda ship, Kerɛn aks se:
  - Wetin yu tink, Gɔd de?
  Di prɔfɛsɔ grin ɛn ansa se:
  - Insay us sɛns?
  Tasha sɛn wan nyu shel, dɔn di distroya, ɛn notis se:
  - Yes, rilijɔn dɛn gɛt bɔku vɛshɔn dɛn! Pegan ɛn pipul dɛn we biliv wan gɔd de! Sɔntɛnde, yu kin bigin fɔ tink bɔt am. Ɛn yu de dawt if Gɔd de we dis kayn mɛs de na di tichin dɛn!
  Juliana split wan ɔda distroya ɛn, we i de gigl, i tɔk se:
  - Yɛs, pan dis, i at fɔ biliv di Baybul. Fɔ mek na Gɔd nɔmɔ biev dis kayn we. Ɛn i bin ivin gɛt tin dɛn we i lɛk pas ɔl!
  Tasha bin nɔd fɔ sho se i gri se:
  - Na dat. Yu biliv se wan pipul na Gɔd in pipul dɛn? I klia se dis nɔ fit fɔ gɛt ay sɛns!
  Afta dat, di titi bigin fɔ sink wan big tan we de fɛt wɔ. Di wɔri man bin de wok.
  Bɔt Petya bin tɔk bɔt wetin i tink se:
  - I stil nɔ klia aw i pɔsibul fɔ mek Gɔd we lɛk uman disfigure uman dɛn lɛk dat!
  Tasha bin sɔprayz se:
  - Aw dis na ɔg?
  Petya bin ansa ɔnɛs wan se:
  - Yes, i de tɔn dɛn to ol uman! Ɛn wetin go mek pɔsin vɛks pas ol uman!
  Juliana faya wan shel insay di kruza in bɛlɛ ɛn deklare se:
  - Fɔ sɔm rizin, na rili bad bad ol uman dɛn de waka rawnd na di wɔl, we na stupid ɛn terribly ugly!
  Tasha shek in ed ɛn sɔpɔt:
  - Ɛn nɔ gɛt sɔri-at! Ɛn nɔto aesthetically pleasing!
  Di wɔriman laf ɛn wink pan in patna. Laik, she"s so kul en agresiv.
  Karen bin tɔk siriɔs wan se:
  - Fɔ tru, ol ej rili bad. I de mek pipul dɛn ɔg, wik, vulnerable. Bɔt if wi tink bɔt aw ɔltin kam bay chans, i gɛt sɔm bɛnifit dɛn!
  Juliana bin sɔprayz. We i bin dɔn nak ɔda distroya, i aks se:
  - Us advantej kin de na dis disgustin stet?
  Karen bin ansa siriɔs wan se:
  - Dis de mek sayɛns ɛn intɛlijɛns divɛlɔp. If pɔsin nɔ fil taya, dat min se nid nɔ go de fɔ mek i mek motoka. Semweso, bikɔs di klos ɛn di swɛlin dɛn wik, dat bin mek dɛn mek di nɛf. Kol tɛm ɛn glasi tɛm bin tich wi fɔ bɔn faya. Sik dɛn bin de mek pipul dɛn bigin fɔ yuz mɛrɛsin. "Di prɔfɛsɔ bin luk aw Juliana bin yuz sɛns fɔ sɛn ɔda Japan ship fɔ go dɔŋ, ɛn kɔntinyu fɔ du am. - Na bɔku we dɛn, mɔtalman wikɛd tin dɛn bin de mek sayɛns kam. Wi nɔ bin no aw fɔ flay, bɔt wi bin mek plen dɛn. Ɛn dis na prɔgrɛs!
  Tasha sɛn wan ɔda projɛktayl ɛn notis se:
  - Go bifo. Bɔt stil, we yu luk di ol uman, i kin rili bad. Yu tink se i rili nɔ pɔsibul fɔ du if mɔtalman nɔ de du bad?
  Juliana bin gri wit dis:
  - Ivin yɔŋ pipul dɛn kin invent plen. Wetin mek fɔ ful di damned ol ej? Dis na tin we rili bad ɛn i rili bad!
  Petya bin siŋ aut ɔf ples:
  - A nɔ go pat wit di Komsomol! A go bi yɔŋ pɔsin sote go!
  Ɛn di yɔŋ man muf in an pan di mɛtal.
  Dis tɛm ya, wan ɔda ship we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ fɛt wɔ bin de sink.
  Di sabmarin tank kɔntinyu fɔ sink di Japan bot dɛn. Admiral Togo insɛf bin si insɛf na di wata ɛn dɛn bin fos am fɔ rɔnawe wit bot. Jepan bin gɛt bɔku bɔku bot dɛn, bɔt dɛn bin gɛt wan nyu wɛpɔn we rili impɔtant. Ɛn naw dɛn dɔn win am kpatakpata.
  Juliana, we bin kɔntinyu fɔ sink Japan ship dɛn, bin sho in tit dɛn, we bin rili big ɛn shap, ɛn i bin tɔk se:
  - Na dat a de tink bɔt. Na tru se, aesthetics fɔ bɔdi dɛn fɔ de. Ɛn i nɔ pɔsibul fɔ mek uman dɛn bi ɔg, wit flab skin ɛn bɔdi we bɛn.
  Tasha, we bin dɔn sɛn ɔda distroya fɔ go dɔŋ, bin gri wit dis wantɛm wantɛm:
  - Na tru! Dis na wetin sayɛns de wok pan!
  Dɛn tu wɔri pipul ya bin rili gladi. Dɛn kin ebul fɔ sink di ɛnimi dɛn bot dɛn fayn fayn wan.
  Agresiv gyal pikin dɛn ebul fɔ du big big tin dɛn.
  Na da tɛm de, Petya bin tɔk bɔt wetin i tink se:
  - Rilijɔn dɛnsɛf bin kam bikɔs mɔtalman wik. If mɔtalman bin strɔng pas am, rilijɔn nɔ bin fɔ de. Ɛn fɔ tru, day ɛn fred fɔ day kin mek pɔsin de luk fɔ kɔrej fɔ insɛf!
  Juliana bin mɛmba se:
  - A tek pat pan wan seance, ɛn si sɔntin we wɔndaful. So sɛnt dɛn de!
  Tasha, wit kɔni we na in vɔys, bin notis se:
  - Natin nɔ de we de mek wi sɔprayz pan di ɛgzistens fɔ spirit! Afta ɔl, wi kin flay na wi drim. Dis min se sol de, ɛn lɛk mɛmori fɔ flay!
  Karen bin nɔd fɔ sho se i gri.
  - Yes, na sol de! We i kam pan dis, di pɔsin spɛshal! Naw sɔntɛm wi go ebul fɔ ɛnjɔy wisɛf!
  Di Japan bot dɛn bin de mɛlt. Di tank we bin de ɔnda wata bin de ple di rol fɔ kil pɔsin. Pita bin fil bad smɔl. Fɔs, i bin si insɛf na di rol fɔ bi ɛkstra. Ɛn sɛkɔn, wetin de anɔynt na dat yu nɔ kin si ɔltin fayn fayn wan we yu de ɔnda wata. Jɛnɛral wan, Pita bin gɛt strɔng dawt bɔt Gɔd. Infakt, wetin mek afta di Rɔshian dɛn bin tek Kristian rilijɔn, difrɛn prɔblɛm dɛn bin kam pan dɛn. Ɛn di Mongol-Tatar invayshɔn, ɛn bifo dat, di fiudal fragmɛnt we di prins dɛn bin gɛt. Wɔ dɛn bitwin Rɔshian pipul dɛn.
  Na da tɛm de, las las, frɔm di tɛm we Ivan Kalita bin de, di rivayval na Rɔshia bigin, .
  Muscovy bin de gro strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ. Te, fɔ ɛgzampul, ɔnda Ivan di Tɔd i bin dɔn bi wan stet we de na di sɛntral. Ɛn trowe di Tatar yok.
  Yɛs, fɔ tru, Rɔshia bin de go ɔp. Te a stɔp na Jepan.
  Dis bin mek di istri bɔt di kiŋdɔm ɛn di Romanov kiŋdɔm dɔn.
  Bɔt di kiŋ dɛn bin kɔmɔt de, bɔt di gɔvmɛnt we bin de rul bin stil de.
  Petya tek tɛm strok Juliana in bak. Di titi bin de purp wit satisfay. I bin tan lɛk se i bin de ɛnjɔy am.
  Karen bin tɔk fayn fayn wan se:
  - Natin nɔ bad we man lɛk gyal pikin ɛn gyal pikin lɛk man. Dis na tin we nɔmal fɔ du. Bɔt pan di sem tɛm, pipul dɛn fɔ kɔntinyu fɔ biev fayn.
  Petya nɔ bin gri wit dis:
  - Mek wi no rid morals. A nɔ lɛk dis!
  Di prɔfɛsɔ bin grin se:
  - Ɛn udat lɛk! Bɔt wi nid fɔ fes di trut. Pipul, pan dis, notis se dɛn difrɛn frɔm animal dɛn!
  Petya nɔd fɔ sho se i gri se:
  - Yes, big gap de bitwin wi!
  Juliana bin ansa am wit sɔri-at se:
  - Ɛn yu no, bitwin yu ɛn di mɔnki, a nɔ notis bɔku difrɛns!
  Petya bin laf. Na da tɛm de, Juliana bin sink di las wan pan di twɛlv ship dɛn we dɛn mek wit ayɛn na Jepan. Afta dat, di titi bin tɔk se:
  - Wi dɔn klos fɔ dɔn wit di ɛnimi flet!
  Karen bin grin wit sɔri-at se:
  - Yes, una na gud wokman dɛm! Ɛn fɔ tru, dɛn ebul fɔ du bɔku tin! In jenɛral, a lɛk wɔriɔ gyal pikin dɛn - dɛn so sɛxy!
  Petya twist in bɔdi ɛn siŋ se:
  - I tan lɛk se a sɛxy, a tan lɛk prɔsesɔ! Ɛn a de muv lɛk rɔbɔt - sawnd agresɔ!
  Afta dat di studɛnt strok Juliana smɔl mɔ wit maynd. Di titi bin de pres di joystik bɔtin dɛn wit in lɔng finga dɛn ɛn i bin luk fayn.
  Aw in muvmɛnt dɛn rili fayn.
  Petya in imajineshɔn bin pikchɔ wan prinses we de waka barefut go na di skɔf. Dis na so romantik tin. Ɛn di prinses so rɛd. Dɛn bin pul ɔl in jɔyri ɛn in dia dia klos. Na di sak klos nɔmɔ bin lɛf. Bɔt di yunifom we de na prizin de mek in fes we swit, we fayn, we fresh, we tan lɛk ros, fayn mɔ. Ɛn faya ia. Aw i fayn fɔ mek dɛn kil di prinses.
  Ɛn bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn de drawn ɔp de. Ship dɛn de brok apat, di tin dɛn we de apin de vɛks.
  Ɛn Jepan dɔn win wan big big prɔblɛm we nɔ gɛt wan kɔmpitishɔn. So i tan lɛk se di samurai dɛn fɔ ripɛnt fɔ dɛn sin dɛn.
  Petya bin tink se, wetin di Japan pipul dɛn biliv? Wetin na dɛn rilijɔn? Dɛn na pegan dɛn afta ɔl. Bɔt dɛn bin win Ɔtodɔks Rɔshia. Afta dis, tink bɔt udat in Gɔd strɔng pas am!
  Ɛn di Mɔngol dɛn na bin pegan, bɔt ɔmɔs eria dɛn bin tek.
  Pita bin aks Juliana se:
  - Tel mi, biuti, hau yu laik Rodnoverie?
  Di titi smayl brayt wan ɛn, we i dɔn sink ɔda distroya, i ansa se:
  - Na rili gud rilijɔn! Dɛn kayn fayn fayn stori dɛn de de!
  Pita bin aks am wit sɛns se:
  - Yu tink se na fayn fayn stori dɛn? Ɔ sɔntɛm ɔl dɛn Rɔshian Gɔd dɛn ya rili de?
  Juliana shrug ɛn ansa se:
  - Maybe ɔl tu di elf ɛn gnomes de! Ɛnitin kin apin na wi wɔl. Ɛn i at fɔ tɔk wetin rili de ɛn wetin nɔ de!
  Karen bin tɔk fayn fayn wan se:
  - To sɔm mak, ɔltin na wi wɔl de. Ɔl wi tink, drim, want na wetin wi de lɛf biɛn. A gɛt wan rili intrestin tiori bɔt di Hypernoosphere, we absoliut ɔltin we pipul dɛn dɔn ɛva invent de. Dat min se, tinkin de sote go. Ɛn i de kɔntinyu fɔ de na sɔm ɔda wɔl dɛn we fiba dɛnsɛf.
  Pita bin aks wit sɔri-at se:
  - Wetin bɔt, fɔ ɛgzampul, wan mɔ klasical divɛlɔpmɛnt: ɛvin ɛn ɛl?
  Karen bin tɔk wit pwɛl at se:
  - Dis na di primitiv aidia we di pipul dɛn we bin de trade trade bin gɛt bɔt fɔ pe bak afta pɔsin day. Fɔ tru, i go mɔs bi se ɔltin kɔmplikt smɔl!
  Tasha bin ala wit gladi at we i sink wan pan di las Japan ship dɛn:
  - Di wan dɛn we dɔn swɛ ɛn di wan dɛn we dɔn ol, .
  Di ɛnimi swɛ bak
  Rub mi
  Grind am fɔ mek i bi paoda.
  Bɔt di enjɛl nɔ de slip, .
  Ɛn ɔltin go fayn. Ɛn ɔltin go dɔn fayn!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn dɔn dɔn di ɛnimi dɛn bot dɛn. Karen bin aksɛleret di tank, ɛn i bin de rɔnata di samurai. Yɛs, dɛn bin du gud wok na ya. I intrestin aw dɛn kin kɔrɛkt istri. Tsarist Russia na bin pawaful kɔntri we bin de go ɔp. Pan ɔl we nɔto ɔl pipul dɛn bin de liv fayn.
  Bɔt di kɔntri bin de go ɔp. Dɛn bin shɔt di de we dɛn bin de wok. Nyu ɔlide dɛn bin apia. Dɛn bin mek lokal sɛlf-gɔvmɛnt. Di pe bin de gro wit stebul prayz. Skul dɛn bin opin. Insay Tsa Nikolas II, di mɔni we dɛn bin de spɛn fɔ lan buk bin go ɔp pas siks tɛm. Praymari edyukeshɔn bin kam fɔ bi kɔmpalsɔri.
  Yes, nɔto ɔltin chenj fɔ bɛtɛ kwik kwik wan, bɔt aw di kɔntri bin lɔs bikɔs ɔf di rivɔlɔshɔn ɛn sivil wɔ. Ɔmɔs smat pipul dɛn day ɛn kɔmɔt na dɛn kɔntri? Ɛn naw, na dis pat na di yunivas chans de fɔ mek dis nɔ apin.
  Di tank we bin de strim bin de flɔt kwik kwik wan ɛn kwayɛt wan ɔnda wata. Ɛn naw di las tin we dɔn pwɛl di Land we di San we De Rayt de, dɔn sink.
  Tasha bin tɔk wit gladi at se:
  - Na so a yɔŋ!
  Juliana bin kɔrɛkt di titi, ɛn i bin mek i klia se:
  - Aw big wi ɔl de ya! Dɛn bin de fɛt lɛk layɔn uman dɛn!
  Pita bin tɔk wit wamat se:
  - Natin nɔ spɛshal! Wi bin jɔs gɛt bɛtɛ teknɔlɔji!
  Juliana bin de gigl ɛn ansa se:
  - Bɔt wi bin faya di kanɔn dɛn wisɛf!
  Tasha bin sɔpɔt in padi:
  - Ɛn wi bin du am wisɛf bak! Ɛn dis na wan keen yay...
  Petya bin pik am:
  - Slanti an dɛn!
  Tasha bin laf ɛn ansa se:
  - En yu na charming boi!
  Petya bin tɔk ɔnɛs wan se:
  - A fil sɔri fɔ di Japan pipul dɛn. Dɛn kin drɔ fayn fayn katun fim dɛn. A lɛk hentai mɔ!
  Juliana laf ɛn spin in fut na di ays:
  - Hentai, dis na kul! Ivin rili kul!
  Tasha, wit di smayl we wan titi we test di jam, bin gi advays se:
  - Ɛn lɛ wi maybe kik di fasist dɛn ɔn bak!
  Karen bin nɔd wit smayl:
  - Gud aidia. Bɔt lɛ wi dɔn di Japan grɔn fɔs fɔs. Ɛn wi go ɛp fɔ dɔn di wɔ kwik kwik wan. So dat fasist nɔ de apin na dis yunivas.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn ansa wit wan wɔd se:
  -Ɛn i nɔ go apia, ɛn Chaina go bi wi yon!
  Afta we di Japan bot dɛn bin sink, di T-95 supa tank bin ebul fɔ go ɔp di wata.
  Bɔku tɛm pas, ɛn dɛn 4 ya disayd fɔ slip smɔl. Wi nid fɔ gɛt trɛnk bak. Ɛn dɛn go insay Mɔfiɔs in an.
  Yulfi bin drim se i fɛn insɛf di tɛm we Batu Khan bin de atak am. Di wɔriɔ bin tinap fɔ difend Ryazan. Tasha bin de wit am.
  Dɛn tu gyal pikin dɛn ya wɛr layt klos, ɛn dɛn gɛt saba na ɛni an. Ɛn ɔnda yu fut dɛn gɛt spɛshal, tint disk dɛn.
  Wan big big ami we na Mɔngol-Tatar dɛn bin kam fɔ atak pipul dɛn.
  Bɔku lɔng stej dɛn bin kɔba di wɔl dɛn wan tɛm. Dɛn bin difrɛn: dɛn bin de kɔt dɛn wit rut tik dɛn, dɛn bin de knock dɛn pain wud dɛn wit krɔs-bar. Dɛn bin de yuz ebi ebi lada dɛn bak we gɛt row dɛn we gɛt tik dɛn. Di wɔl dɛn, bikɔs dɛn bin de bil dɛn kwik kwik wan, dɛn bin tɔn to ay pas aw di Tatar dɛn bin de tink, bɔku stɛp dɛn nɔ bin rich ɔp. We dɛn bin de bifo, di Mɔngol dɛn bin drɛb di smɔl Urus dɛn we dɛn bin kech. Di pipul dɛn na Rɔshia bin lɛk fɔ day pas fɔ shem we dɛn de na prizin.
  Bɔt di Mɔngol dɛn nɔ bin de taya.
  We dɛn bin de push wit spia dɛn we nɔ gɛt sɔri-at, dɛn bin kik di pipul dɛn we bin taya, bikɔs dɛn bin de op se di pipul dɛn na Rɔshia, we nɔ bin want fɔ kil dɛn yon, go sɔrɛnda. Ɔ, ɔnda di kɔva we di prizina dɛn de kɔba, go insay di ays wɔl. Sɔm pan di prizina dɛn rɔsh dɔŋ de ala, dɛn slayv dɔŋ di ays we dɔn frɔz, dɛn nak di nyuker dɛn we dɛn et, dɛn kɔt sɔd dɛn na dɛn an ɛn dɛn fɔdɔm wantɛm wantɛm. Pipul bin de klaym di stej kwik kwik wan, yu nɔ ɔndastand us kayn ɛn trayb?
  Af nekɛd, insay rag, wit klɔb na dɛn an, wit dɛn bak we dɛn chuk ɛn blɔd. Di man we nem Vaul, we bin wɛr klos, bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi es wan big aks, we dɛn bin de ala bad bad wan frɔm dɔŋ se:
  -Nɔ pwɛl wi, nayt, wi na wi yon, di Rɔshian dɛn!
  Voivode Dikoros jomp go na di wɔl ɛn ala se:
  -A de smɛl se na wi yon!
  Wan kray we dɛn bin kray we nɔ bin gɛt op bin kɔnfɔm dis:
  -Wet fɔ chop, yu yon! No Mughlans nɔ de bitwin wi!
  Di Juliana we rili smat bin ala se:
  -Ɛnibɔdi we krɔs insɛf kɔrɛkt wan na in yon!
  - Una fɔ baptayz, Ɔtodɔks pipul dɛn!
  Wit wan vɔys we de mek pɔsin fred, di ɔs dɛn bolt wan mayl fa, di jayant Vaula-Morovin bin de ala.
  Di wan dɛn we bin de fɛt fɔ Ryazan bin gri fɔ:
  -Rayt! Fɔ tru!
  Dɛn bin gri wit ɔl dɛn at na ɔl di wɔl dɛn:
  -Kam, brɔda dɛm, mek di sayn fɔ di krɔs!
  Bɔku bɔku prizina dɛn we bin rɔtin, we bin blu bikɔs di kol bin kol, bin klaym oba di wɔl ɛn fɔdɔm, ɛn kɔntinyu fɔ krɔs dɛnsɛf wit mashin. Sɔm dɛn bin pik ston dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn put bifo tɛm wantɛm wantɛm ɛn trowe dɛn pan di Mɔngol dɛn wit wamat. Bɔku pipul dɛn we de na Ryazan bin si di Tatar dɛn fɔ di fɔs tɛm, ivin bɔku tradishɔnal wan dɛn we bin de agens dɛn, we na di sem Kipchak dɛn, bin chenj to Mɔngol klos.
  Di ɛnimi dɛn bin wɛr lɔng fut kot, so lɔng dat dɛn bin tandul na di ed. Di nyuker dɛn we dɛn bin pik bin gɛt kɔpa ɛn ayɛn plet dɛn we bin de hang na dɛn chɛst ɛn dɛn bak bin opin. Fɔ mek di Urus dɛn fred, bɔku pan dɛn bin de peint dɛn fes we bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi wikɛd, we na uman fes wit blɔd.
  Bɔt di Urus dɛn nɔ bin flinch, dɛn mit di ɛnimi dɛn wit sɔd ɛn aks. Frɔm di pawaful swip blo we Vaula bin blo, dɛn kil fayv Mɔngol dɛn wan tɛm, di sɛkɔn blo, ɛn tri ɔda wan dɛn! Ɔda sojaman dɛn nɔ bin fɛt wɔ pas dat. Di Tatar dɛn bin de klaym ɔp di shaft we bin de slipul, dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ kɔba dɛnsɛf fayn fayn wan wit shild ɔ kɔt dɛn wit sab. We, pan ɔl we dɛn lɔs bɔku bɔku mɔni, di Mɔngol ami rich ɔp, dɛn tɔn wata we de bɔl ɛn wan bad bad wɛpɔn pan dɛn: tar we de bɔn.
  Ivin uman ɛn smɔl pikin dɛn bin de tɔn wata we de bɔn ɛn trowe ston ɛn blɔk. Smɔl smɔl slingshot dɛn we gɛt aro dɛn we gɛt pɔyzin bin de wok mɔ, ivin pikin we ol fayv ia, we nɔ ebul yet fɔ pul tayt bɔw strɛch wit in smɔl an dɛn, kin shot frɔm dɛn. Ɛn fɔ mis we yu de faya insay dis kayn tik tik mas kin at pas fɔ nak. Di asɔlt bin klia se i de chok, bɔdi dɛn we dɛn kɔt kɔt dɛn bɔdi bin de rol dɔŋ bɔku bɔku wan.
  Guyuk Khan bin yuz wan tɛliskɔp we di Chaynish pipul dɛn bin sabi fɔ mek, ɛn i bin de wach di fɛt gud gud wan. I bin de lik in lip ɛn smak in lip, wan wan tɛm, i bin de stret in ɛlmɛt we gɛt gold we gɛt fut, we bin de klaym pan in fɔɛd wit stɛp ɛn anɔynt. Dɔn i trowe di paip wit wamat.
  -Wi warriors de dai! Burundai ɛn di Yɔlɔ Snek kam to mi!
  Di Turgauds bin rɔsh kwik kwik wan fɔ du di ɔda tin we di krawn kagan bin gi. Guyuk bin want fɔ sidɔm na wan chia we dɛn kɔt wit ayvri we wan an ledɔm saful wan na in sholda:
  -Nɔ wɔri, big wan! Kɔl yu wayl yay!
  Wan viskɔs myuzik bin de pur, we bin rili mɛmba uman in vɔys.
  Guyuk Khan bin fil lɛk se i de slip ɛn i nɔ bin ebul fɔ tinap tranga wan. Yes, na im bi dat. Agen, lɛk gɔst, di Yɔlɔ Snek bin apia bifo am - di pɔsin we rili bad pas ɔlman na in ami, wan dɛbul we tan lɛk ɛl we kɔmɔt fa ɛn we nɔ izi fɔ go na Jepan.
  -Yu!
  Di pɔsin we gɛt di prɔpati to di Suprim Khagan bin pɔynt wan stupid finga! Di yɔlɔ snek bin kɔntinyu fɔ skata, sɔntɛnde i bin de bɔku, sɔm tɛm dɛn i bin de go dɔŋ:
  -A! Ɛn a de si rayt tru yu! Na tɛm fɔ mek yu nɔ vɛks kwik! Wɛl, fɔ tɔk mɔ, briŋ ɔl yu rizɔv dɛn na di fɛt kwik kwik wan! Ɛn a go ɛp una, brɔda dɛn, ɛn gi di ɛnimi dɛn kayn sɔprayz! Di signature muv, biliv mi, go bi korekt!
  -Dze, dze, dze! A go trowe wan tumen we a dɔn pik na fɛt ɔnda di kɔmand fɔ Burundai! Tugeda una go lid di atak!
  Di Japan man bin de flash in yay, ɛn i bin de sho in big yɔlɔ tit dɛn:
  -No wayt dɛbul nɔ de, a want fɔ kil mi ikwal! Lɛk tru tru ninja!
  Di yɔlɔ snek bin de flash in talisman, wan wisɛl bin apia na in mɔt we nɔbɔdi nɔ bin no, ɛn dɛn yɛri wan myuzik we de shayn.
  Guyuk bin tink se dɛn de provok am, bɔt i nɔ bin gɛt di trɛnk ɔ di want fɔ agyu wit di ninja majik man. Na dis tɛm, di Turgaud dɛn bin rud wan push Burundai, Guyuk Khan nɔ bin lɛk dis obe protej fɔ Subudai-Baghatur.
  -Yu we de lik wayn skin! Yu nɔ si se di bɛst wɔman dɛn de day ɔnda di wɔl dɛn na di Urus kapital? Tek di Bɛkut dɛn wantɛm wantɛm ɛn, we yu dɔn pas di riva, nak di Urus dɛn wit wan blo ɔnda di rayt wɔl.
  Di Burundai we gɛt ɛkspiriɛns bin gɛt maynd fɔ agens se:
  -Di ays nɔ strɔng yet, ɔnda di blo we bɔku bɔku fut dɛn de blo i go jɔs bɔs.
  We dɛn nɔ bin de tink se di Jepan pipul dɛn we bin de fred bin ansa fɔ Guyuk.
  -Yu kɔnsyans na sɔntin we wi fɔ kɔmɛnt. Bɔt di tray we yu de tray fɔ du na fɔ natin! Di majik paoda dɔn tay ays na di riva strɔng pas soja stɛl! Wɛl, jomp bifo, wi ɔda yu!
  -Di big ninja batyr sabi wetin i de se! Rayd fast, if yu masta di ays blɔk, a go gi wan skul fɔ ɔs as blɛsin!
  Guyuk Khan ala, i shek in finga dɛn. Burundai nɔ bin de fred fɔ kɔntrayd igen - i bin ful-ɔp wit day. Di Mɔngol wit wan grup we gɛt shag shag ɔsman dɛn nɔ bin de igen. Wantɛm wantɛm wan shado kam nia, wan nɔys bin de oba di ed, ɛn wan strɔng briz wev bin mek di krawn kagan in ɛlmɛt flay go:
  -Harakiri we yu de du! So di Bɔtaflay bin de flɔt! Naw di Uruses dɛn go gɛt "poultice".
  Wan big big dragɔn bin de flay ɔp di wata, in gold wing dɛn bin de blo di sno we bin de drɛb, ɛn faya tɔng dɛn bin de kɔmɔt na in tri mɔt dɛn we de it animal dɛn.
  -Wandaful mɔngoz!
  Guyuk nɔ bin ivin gɛt tɛm fɔ fred:
  -I ebul fɔ bɔn ɔl di Ryazan.
  -Nɔto ɔl, bɔt i go put faya pan di wɔl. Go bifo, mi smɔl Gɔdzila!
  Di gyal in wɔndaful drim bin kɔntinyu. Juliana bin gɛt wan big big imajineshɔn.
  Wan pawaful dragon, we in wing span fifti mita, bin flay go na di ays. Di Mɔngol dɛn ɛn di shaman dɛn we bin de wit dɛn bin de ala wit wamat. Tumen, we Burundai bin de kɔmand, bin flay kwik kwik wan pan di ays, bɔku ɔs dɛn bin stɔp, ɛn wan ayɛn mas we bin de fred bin tramp dɛn ɛn di wan dɛn we bin de rayd dɛn wantɛm wantɛm. Di tri ed monsta, meanwhile, i daiv smol smol pan di wol. Wilderness bin no se i denja fɔ atak wit plen bifo di ɔda wan dɛn. Wel, na tru se a nɔ bin want fɔ sho mi trɔmp kad dɛn bifo tɛm, bɔt fɔ mek a sev di siti, a go gɛt fɔ yuz wɛpɔn we a nɔ no te da de de. Di monsta we gɛt wing bin gɛt wan mɛkanikal monsta we nɔ klia we tan lɛk spayda ɛn stɛl sɛntipɛd miks. Smok bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de kɔmɔt na di stim bɔyl. Well done guys fo trowe di kol in advance.
  Di stim katapult na wan masta kɔmbaynshɔn fɔ di teknɔlɔji dɛn fɔ wan stim lokomotiv, wan winch, wan balista we gɛt bɔku leg ɛn ivin... wan myuzik snufbɔks. Ɛn dis wayl animal, we dɛn mek wit stɛl we dɔn at, kin trowe ɛnitin we de pwɛl am klos to di spid we mashin gɔn kin trowe fɔ tu mayl. Warrior gyal dɛn na bin di fɔs wan dɛn na di wɔl we tink fɔ adap wan piston injin fɔ trowe chaj. Dikoros insɛf tɔn di lev, wan ribin we dɛn mek wit sɛns frɔm chen dɛn bigin fɔ muf, ɛn put ston dɛn insay di bled dɛn we de rɔn kwik kwik wan.
  Bikɔs di Tatar dɛn bin de rɔsh insay wan bɔku bɔku hip, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nɔ mis dɛn, bifo dat, ɛni wet ston we dɛn kɔl cobblestone, we bin de bounce, bin de fɔdɔm sɔm ɔsman dɛn we bin de prɛs. Wan tin bad, di aiming skel na rather wik, yu kin stil hit di Mongols, bot trai, hit wan flaying dragon! Di tri ed monsta tɔn in ed ɛn opin in wayd, fand, ɛn dayamɔn-shimmering jaw.
  Di faya we bin de rɔnawe bin flay pas di wɔl ɛn nak di os dɛn. Dɛn yɛri pipul dɛn de ala ɛn ala, sɔm uman dɛn we blaynd af-af bin rɔn na di strit, ɛn os dɛn bin bɔn wit spid we nɔto fɔ natin. Laki se, san ɛn ebi ebi barɛl dɛn we gɛt wata, ɛn faya briged dɛn bin de wach. Sɔm pan di hut dɛn, mɔ di wan dɛn we de nia di wɔl, bin kɔba wit asbest we nɔ de faya. Ɔnda di padi prɛshɔn, di volkeno we bin de it animal dɛn bin tɔn blak ɛn bikɔs i nɔ bin gɛt trɛnk igen, i tɔn to strim dɛn we gɛt pale smok.
  Bɔt i klia se di dragɔn nɔ bin want fɔ giv ɔp, we i kɔmɔt na di dayv, i tɔn rawnd wit di gris we wan ɔvalod stormtrooper gɛt ɛn bak i briŋ dɔŋ strim dɛn we gɛt faya big big briz. Di Tatar dɛn bin dɔn ebul fɔ rich na di wɔl, so di faya we bin de bɔn bin ambɔg dɛnsɛf. Di Burundai we bin de mek pipul dɛn fred bin de pan di wan dɛn we dɛn bin kil, in fayn fayn klos dɛn bin faya, ɛn i rɔsh bak wit di kray we wan bɔd we wund bin de ala. Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛnsɛf bin sɔfa, ɛn dɛn bin notis se sɔm pan di ays bin mɛlt, ɛn dis bin mek di wɔl ɛn di tik dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ mek tik dɛn kɔmɔt na do. Di klos dɛn we bin de na Dikoros bin de smok, bɔt di fɛtman we nem Antonov we bin tinap na di wɔl bin ebul fɔ tɔn wan bɔkit wata pan am, ɛn stim bin kɔmɔt na di ɔt chen mɛyl.
  -What a devilish obsession, i sɔri fɔ se kul Juliana nɔ de si wi!
  Di dragon tɔn rawnd bak ɛn tray fɔ go insay di tɔd sɛklɔ. Di majik man Savely nak in finga, i ebul fɔ lans wan smɔl fayabɔl, di blo nak di midul ed fɔ di dragɔn. Di smɔl bɔm nɔ bin mek di tri ed monsta lɔs ɛni patikyula tin, bɔt i bin knock am smɔl kɔmɔt na in trajektɔri, as a rizulta di dragɔn faya bifo tɛm, wan fayaful briz bin hit di pila-ap rank dɛn fɔ nukers. Ɛn bak wit fred ala, sɔm pan di Tatar dɛn muf bak. Na da tɛm de Dikoros notis wan yɔŋ gyal we lɔng, de rɔsh fɔ wev tu sɔd dɛn we gɛt tu ed. Wit spid we nɔ mɔtalman, i bin de kɔt in ɛnimi dɛn to kabij, i bin de bit bad bad wan wit in fut, in ɛlbow, ɛn ivin in ed, ɛn i bin de flɔt lɛk bɔtaflay.
  Na wan pipul nɔmɔ, ɔ fɔ se tu pipul dɛn nɔmɔ bin fɔ dɔn pwɛl dis kayn tin:
  -Juliana, we de tɔk bɔt! Rɛd enjɛl, na yu?!
  - Yu de smɛl flawa wit yu nos! Frɔm wan ayt we gɛt tri mita!
  Juliana bin ansa am wit laf. Di wɔri gyal, wit di spid we wan krayzi chita de flay go ɔp na di wɔl, ɛn lɛf blɔd mak dɛn we nɔ izi fɔ notis na di wɔl.
  -Nɔ tɔk, ɔltin klia! Wi fɔ ɔt di tɔch we gɛt wing!
  Juliana wispa wayl, di dragɔn, we dɔn lɛvɛl ɔf in flay, go insay di nɔmba 4 sɛklɔ. Wan sojaman we bin tinap nia de tɛl am se:
  -Yuz di katapult, Juliana, knock am dɔŋ wit wan big big ston.
  Di wɔri gyal bin de bark wan we de mek i fred.
  -Mi sef sabi beta wetin fo yuz!
  Juliana bin pik tri chen dɛn we dɛn mek wit sɛns we gɛt laytin spid. Dis na bin dɛn wɔri gyal pikin dɛn aidia bak: kɔnɛkt tu ɔ tri smɔl ston dɛn, shot tu ɔ mɔ balista dɛn ɛn kɔt dɔŋ, kɔt wan ol layn. Afta we Juliana dɔn yuz di stim katapult, i jomp pan di bled ɛn kik di lev. Dɛn bin trowe am ay ay wan, ɛn ɔlrɛdi we i bin de flay di wɔri gyal bin de wɛv in an dɛn, i bin de rɔta in sɔd dɛn wit masta sabi buk, i bin de dayrɛkt di muvmɛnt kwik kwik wan, ɛn i bin ebul fɔ land na di bak pan di dragɔn, we gɛt spayk dɛn. Di monsta shek shek ɛn tray fɔ trowe di daring gyal-rayda, bɔt di chen dɛn we dɛn twist skilful wan bin ɔva di big big mɔt dɛn - di fɔmidabul monsta bin dɔn sadul kɔmplit wan.
  -Wetin mek yu nid tri ed? Yu tink se wan nɔ de? Dɛn ful-ɔp wit ol, so a go chen dɛn togɛda so dat di las bren nɔ go flay kɔmɔt!
  Di wɔri gyal bin laf in klɔmsi jok. Di dragɔn shap shap fɔ gɛt ayt, dɔn i riprodyuz Nesterov in lɔp, di mɔsul dɛn ɔnda di skin shek, di monsta tray tranga wan fɔ trowe di rayda we dɛn nɔ invayt. Hot kɔrɛnt dɛn we di briz bin de blo bin de blo akɔdin to di big bɔdi, di kayt bin de rɔsh lɛk ston we dɛn pul frɔm katapult, ɔ, i go mɔs bi se, wan mɛtiɔ. Di wef we bin de na di atmosfɛre bin mek di Tatar dɛn kɔmɔt na di rod.
  Juliana bin kɔl am se:
  -Nɔto impreshɔn!
  Di drim we di bigman we bin de fɛt wɔ we nem Juliana bin stil kɔntinyu fɔ drim. Di titi bin fɔdɔm smɔl.
  Fɔ tru, wetin na bin dragon we de twit fɔ di tɛrminatɔ gyal we i go tru ekstrim lod dɛn insay twɛlv vɛriɔbul plen dɛn, aksɛleret to wan ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti graviti ɛn wantɛm wantɛm dayv insay wetlɛs, dɔn i rich bak di subletal lod limit. Ɛnitin we de ripresent di plant ɛn animal dɛn na wom bifo dis prɔdak we dɛn mek wit jenɛtik injinɛri.
  Di monsta tray fɔ tɔn in ed, i bin de klak bad bad wan wit in big mɔt. Di wɔri gyal slash wit in lijen sɔd wit ɔl in pawa, i aim di ples we sɛnsitiv pas ɔl - di nos. Di fɔs blo na bin flat, silva bidz dɛn bin de flay kɔmɔt na di nos, lɛk pal dɛn we dɛn bin de shayn na di san:
  "Yu snot fayn, nɔto so, dɛn se dragon kin dɔti gold."
  Di snek bin slap wit layt. Fɔ ansa dis, di fayn ɛn agil Juliana slash wit di tip, di blo bin shap ɛn kɔrɛkt, di bled tɔn rɛd smɔl, ɛn chɛri-rubi dyu drɔp dɛn kɔmɔt na in big nos. Dɛn bin frɔz rayt pan di flay, ɛn dɛn bin de miks dɛnsɛf fɔ mek wan ɔnamɛnt we nɔ fayn.
  Di titi bin laf se:
  - Kul, kam on, ripit di trik!
  Di monsta bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de shek shek, bɔt i kɔntinyu fɔ gɛt ayt, di kapital siti we nem Ryazan bin de smɔl smɔl. Na ya i de insay wan kat wil, naw i de insay sosa, ɛn na ya i di sayz lɛk pɔpi sid, ɛn leta i dɔn lɔs biɛn di klawd. Di skay bin de flash blak, ful-ɔp wit brayt sta dɛn, dɛn klaym insay di stratosfya, i bin at fɔ blo, kol vaykum bin blo insay. Pan ɔl we di lay lay Juliana nɔto ɔdinari pɔsin, i nɔ go ebul fɔ du am if i nɔ gɛt ɛya atɔl. Bɔt, i tan lɛk se di dragɔn sɛf de it, di reptayl gɛt kɔnvulshɔn, i nɔ de blo fayn, so wi fɔ put di ayt dɔŋ. I klia se nɔbɔdi nɔ want fɔ ripit di feat we Ruslan bin du, we bin ol Chernomorets in biad fɔ tri dez ɛn tri nɛt. Wan wɔd we kɔmɔt na wan pikin dɛn wɛbsayt de flash na in ed, ɛn fɔ sɔm rizin i rili want fɔ ripit am.
  Ɛn di wɔri gyal se:
  -Wi na di sem blɔd, mi ɛn yu!
  I bin tan lɛk se di dragɔn ɔndastand di minin, i bin de shek shek ɛn stɔp fɔ flay. Dɔn i bigin fɔ go dɔŋ smɔl smɔl.
  Di fayn ɛn mɔskul wɔriɔ bin se:
  -Yu tink kɔrɛkt wan, mi brɔda we gɛt wing! Wi go gɛt rizɔlt wit yu!
  Wan rial kil-kil bin de ful swing dɔŋ, di Mɔngol dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de rɔl kɔmɔt nia di wɔl dɛn, ɛn di fayn fayn Tasha bin disayd se di bɛst tɛm dɔn kam fɔ apin. Wel du, brayt gyal, yu kin si am wantɛm wantɛm, usay i pas, wan blɔd rod stil de we dɛn tik tik wit bɔdi dɛn. Nɔto in leg ɛn an dɛn nɔmɔ, Tasha in tu lɔng breyd dɛn de smɛl lɛk dagɔ we dɛn wev insay chen dɛn we dɛn mek wit stɛl we dɔn at.
  Juliana se to insɛf, as i de stamp in fut se:
  -A go definitli mek dis kain pesonal tins fo mi sef! Naw, lɛ wi wam di Mughlan dɛn!
  Wan wayl faya bin bɔs lɛk triplɛ volkeno frɔm di tin dɛn we dɛn put insay tin, di Tatar dɛn bin gɛda tu tayt, ɛn dɛn bin jɔs frɛsh dɛn insay bɔku bɔku wan, ɛn dɛn bin de kɔmɔt na di mɔt fɔ wan faya we tan lɛk ɛl. Di ɔs dɛn bin de fred mɔ, bɔt, bɔku pan di ɔs dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi rɔnawe bikɔs dɛn bin blo dɛn bak wantɛm wantɛm, na Guyuk Khan in pasɔnal gad nɔmɔ bin lɛf ɔnda di sadul. Di faya bin kɔntinyu fɔ bɔn, ɛn i bin swip bɔku bɔku fɛtman dɛn we bin de insay wan salvo insay wan big big briz we bin de bɔn. Di yɔlɔ snek bin de wach wit smɔl yay we in smɔl dragɔn de kam bak.
  Di fɛtman we kɔmɔt na di ist ala ala se:
  -Traytɔ! Una ɔl na ripɔtmɛnt fɔ di dragon famili, una ɔltɛm betray ɛn sav di wan we strɔng pas am!
  Di ninja majik man bin vɛks, i tray fɔ win di pɔsin we gɛt maynd fɔ rayd am, ɛn i bin de trowe pulsar dɛn wit mashin gɔn spid. Di yɔŋ wɔriman we nem Juliana bin grin ɛn siŋ lawd wan se:
  - Wit faya wata - knock ova di glas! Yu na kul strenja - yu spit faya!
  Dis na gyal - cheerful, wit humor. Ɛn pulsar dɛn we dɛn mek wit faya nɔ de fred am.
  Juliana bin shot dɛn izi wan, i bin de yuz lay lay wɛpɔn dɛn ɛn, wan wan tɛm, i bin de dayrɛkt di animal to ɛnimi yunit dɛn. Dis kayn flamethrower we dɛn kin yuz bak we gɛt wing, bɛtɛ pas wan ɔndrɛd mashin we ɔs kin drɔ.
  Sɔntɛm ivin dis kin kol pas atak plen, ɛn aw i gɛt bɔku fiul, ɛn di fiuz nɔ kin dɔn? Yu go gɛt fɔ stɔdi di monsta we yu de ɛnjɔy yusɛf ɛn mek wan nyu wɛpɔn we yu nɔ bin dɔn si bifo! Di aro dɛn de bounce off di tik, iridescent armoured skin, dɛn de shayn wit ɔl di kɔlɔ dɛn we di renbo gɛt, lɛk malet. Di hit dɛn kin chenj di kɔlɔ fɔ smɔl tɛm nɔmɔ: rubi rɛd kin bi laylak-vayolɛt. Difrɛn frɔm dat, laylak-safaya kin tɔn to skarlet-ɔrɛnj, gold yɔlɔ, ɛn ɛmirald grin. Dis na rili fayn, i sɔri fɔ no se insay di hot fɔ wan blɔd fɛt, tɛm nɔ de fɔ ɛnjɔy di fayn fayn spɛktakl.
  Di Rɔshian wɔriɔ ɛn sojaman dɛn na di Wait Lijin, we gyal pikin dɛn bin mek, bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi kɔt bɔku pan di Mɔngol ami. I bin de mek pɔsin fred mɔ we mashin dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ trowe faya bin kam insay, ɛn ɛni ami nɔ bin ebul fɔ bia wit dis kayn tu tɛm we dɛn kin blo am. Wan ɔda minit, ɛn wan flay we nɔ gɛt wanwɔd go bigin. Di yɔlɔ snek bin de shem fɔ smɔl tɛm.
  Batu in ɔda klia, fɔ kil di krawn kagan pan di kwayɛt, bɔt di pe tu smɔl. Nɔ, i go kil am leta, bɔt fɔ naw i go pul am kɔmɔt ɔnda di Rɔshian sɔd dɛn we de brok brok:
  -Lɛ wi muf go, Kagan, a go kɔba yu!
  -Wetin bɔt di tri ed mangus? A nɔ go mek i mek mi ami sɔfa!
  Di ninja snap in finga ɛn spak dɛn bigin fɔ fɔdɔm:
  "A kin mek wan kɔmpleks spɛl ɛn i go kam bak na in wɔl, bɔt afta dat a nɔ go ebul fɔ kɔl am fɔ sɛvin ia!" Bɔt wan opshɔn de! Wan Hale lɛvɛl spɛl!
  -Aw na dat?
  Guyuk in fes, we fat ɛn ful-ɔp pas in ia, bin strɛch. Ninja Killer bin ɛksplen se:
  -Ɛn so! If a kil in wayt mɔngus, den di dragon go bi mi yon, if i kil mi, den i go bi in yon!
  Di Japan majik man bin wispa wan lɔng mantra, di talisman bin de spak brayt pas di san. Di gladi gladi we Juliana bin gladi we dɛn bin de kil am bin kɛr am go, wantɛm wantɛm i fil di bak we wan pawaful ɛn we dɔn ɔlrɛdi obe, nɔ de igen ɔnda am. I bin si insɛf na di ays, ɛn i bin de flay dɔŋ wit di spid we ston de flay. Di fɔdɔm nɔ bin fayn, bɔt i nɔ bin kil pɔsin. Afta we di tɛmnata wɔriɔ bin dɔn brok wan mita lɔng sno, i atak di Mɔngol dɛn wit di wamat we wan bɔd we wund bin vɛks. Di las ɔganayz resistans bin fɔdɔm, di sɔri-at we lɛf pan di big ami rɔsh fɔ flay bɔku bɔku wan.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn we bin fayn pas ɔlman, we nem Yuliana ɛn Tasha, bin rili kɔmpit fɔ kil di nyuker dɛn we nɔ bin gɛt maynd. Guyuk Khan, meanwhile, bin bi praktis invisible, in greyhaund hos bin de brok ol hippodrome rekod, di hereditary kagan bin de tink onli boht in own skin.
  -No, dis no bi samurai! Pathetic coward we de mek pɔsin fred. Na shemful tin fɔ sav dis kayn mikado!
  Di ninja bin de bark.
  Di yɔlɔ snek pul tu pawaful katana dɛn, krɔs dɛn ɛn jɔk shap shap, wan spak spak pink bɔl we separet frɔm di bled dɛn. Wan majik homing pulsar tek ɔf kwik kwik wan to di fayn fayn Juliana.
  Di tɛrminatɔ wɔriɔ bin ebul fɔ notis di muvmɛnt, i kɔt di faya klot pan di flay, wan smɔl bɔm we skata lɛk laytin, skata wan duzin ɔ tu Mɔngol dɛn:
  -Na di dɛbul! Samurai na di Ɔndawɔl!
  Di Yɔlɔ Snek ala. Di ninja bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de rɛdi fɔ rɔsh fɔ go mit di blɔd Juliana, we wan ɛlimɛntri tink kam na in ed. "Wetin if i nɔ kil dis strɔngest fɛtman gyal wantɛm wantɛm, den di blant tɛrminatɔ Tasha go jɔyn am, ɛn afta dat di bad tin dɛn we go apin go bi bad bad tin.Apat frɔm dat, i bin put di dragɔn ɔnda, ɛn na wan rili pawaful wɔriɔ nɔmɔ go ebul fɔ put di big snek ɔnda. " .
  Di ninja bin rasp:
  -A de get away birdies! A de go fɔ kam bak!
  Di yɔlɔ snek, we bin de opin in wayt klos, bɛr insɛf insay di sno. Dɔn, we i chok, i bigin fɔ wispa wan muvmɛnt spɛl.
  Juliana kɔntinyu fɔ rɔnata am wit wamat, ɛn di taf Tasha nɔ bin de fa biɛn am. Pan ɔl we di fɛt bin rili bad, dɛn nɔ bin mek di kiŋ tɛnt fɔ di krawn kagan fɔ smɔl tɛm.
  -I go rɔnawe, lɛ wi kech di lida!
  Juliana bin gi advays. We Tasha bin de trowe diskɔs wit in fut, i nɔ bin jɔs ansa am, ɛn i kɔntinyu fɔ lɛvul di Mɔngol dɛn we bin de rɔnawe wit strok dɛn kwik kwik wan.
  -Wetin fɔ! Wi go bring ekstra gladi to Batyga, en dis na tu humane. Di sɔd kin kil izi wan, ɛn di jihangir go jɔs rip in skin.
  Juliana, we bin dɔn kɔt 4 wit wan blo, bin bɔs laf.
  -If i nɔ brok Batu in ɔn insɛf! Wi go drayv dɛn ɔlsay na di kamp, ɔ wetin?
  Tasha bin de gigl ɛn se:
  -Batu shit in pant fayn fayn wan, ɛn di smɔl Mooglans we de sev, na di bɛtɛ!
  Di tɛrminatɔ gyal dɛn bin mek dɛn paz kwik, i bin de mɛmba wan gem fɔ kech-ap, di nyukers bin desperately wip dɛn ɔs dɛn, te dɛn sayd dɛn blɔd. Bikɔs dɛn bin tray tranga wan, dɛn bin ebul fɔ kɔmɔt nia di Uru ɔsman dɛn smɔl, bɔt dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ rɔnawe pan di wan dɛn we dɛn mek fast pas chita!
  Afta we Juliana dɔn slip, dɛn bin notis se Juliana bin gladi mɔ ɛn mɔ. Na so in tim de du.
  Petya na bin di fɔs pɔsin we tɔk se:
  - Mek wi finish of Japan na si en finish dem off on land!
  Juliana bin sɔpɔt dis aidia wit ɔl in at:
  - Na dat! Wetin mek fɔ alaw nyu Rɔshian sojaman dɛn fɔ day!
  Tasha bin kɔmɛnt bak se:
  - Kuropatkin na tu indecisive wan kɔmanda. So i nɔto tru se i go ebul fɔ win, ivin we yu tek tɛm tink bɔt di wikɛd we di Japan pipul dɛn bin wik di tɛm we dɛn bin de atak Pɔt Ata!
  Karen bin tɔk bɔt am klia wan se:
  - Mek wi go bifo! Dis na wi chans, ɛn Rɔshia in chans!
  Afta dat, di pawaful ɛn ɔlta-mɔdan tank bigin fɔ muf. Yɛs, Jepan de gɛt bad de. Ɛn dɛn go swɛ pas wan tɛm di tɛm we i kam na dɛn maynd fɔ fɛt wit Rɔshia.
  Di tank bin de muf go to di Japan sojaman dɛn. Juliana bin tɔk wit gladi at se:
  - A bin gɛt dis kayn wɔndaful drim. I tan lɛk se mi ɛn Tasha de difend Ryazan frɔm di bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn we Batu Khan de.
  Petya bin perk up:
  - A bin de na drim?
  Juliana shek in ed bad bad wan:
  - Nɔ! Yu bin jɔs nɔ bin de de!
  Di yɔŋ man bin kray wit anɔynt:
  - Na big big sɔri-at!
  Juliana bin laf ɛn tɔk se:
  - Yu bin jɔs ebul fɔ ambɔg wi! Bɔt mi ɛn Tasha bin rili kɔl!
  Di blant gyal bin aks wit sɔprayz se:
  - Yu bin kul?
  Juliana bin kɔnfɔm wantɛm wantɛm se:
  - Yes, rili kul! Ɛn a bin ivin rayd wan dragɔn!
  Tasha bin laf ɛn ansa se:
  - Yu bin rili fayn pan di dragon!
  Juliana bin kɔnfɔm wantɛm wantɛm se:
  - I tan lɛk fayn fayn stori! Usay dragon dɛn de, ɛn ɛlf dɛn, ɛn ɔltin we glamorous!
  Petya ansa wit tru tru filin se:
  - Yu rili fayn ivin if yu nɔ gɛt dragɔn! Jɔs wan fayn fayn tin, ɛn na mirekul fɔ mirekul!
  Juliana bin tɔk wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - A go win ɔlman! Wit ɛn witout dragon dɛn!
  Ɛn di wɔman sho in fist.
  Di fɔs Rɔshian tank bin atak di Japan pipul dɛn, we bin tinap nia di wɔl dɛn na Pɔt Ata. Bɔku bɔku pan dɛn bin stil de. Di artileri bigin fɔ wok. Fɔ ansa dis, di 152-mm kanɔn we bin de na di tank we bin de mek pipul dɛn fred, ɛn et mashin gɔn dɛn we bin de kil pipul dɛn, bin faya. Ɛn bak dɛn bigin fɔ kɔt di samurai dɛn dɔŋ insay di ɔndrɛd ɔndrɛd.
  Mashin gɔn - "Dragon", na tin we de kil pipul dɛn bad bad wan. Fayv tawzin bulɛt dɛn fɔ wan minit na jɔs sɔm kayn animal.
  Di Japan pipul dɛn bin fɔdɔm, dɛn bin chuk dɛn, dɛn bin rɔtin, ɛn dɛn skel dɛn bin krɔs. Dɛn bɛlɛ bin bɔs ɛn dɛn bɔdi bin jomp, ɛn di faya bin de blo dɛn we bin de krɔs dɛn.
  Fragmentation shel wit kumulativ filin tu explod. Dɛn bin rili fayn fɔ shot di sojaman dɛn we de waka ɛn fɔ go insay di bottom dɛn na ship dɛn.
  Dis na Terminator gyal pikin dɛm, ɛn di prɔfɛsɔ na rial genius. So dɛn bigin fɔ trit di samurai.
  Juliana bin ala se:
  - Mek di Rɔshian spirit gɛt glori!
  Tasha pres di joystik bɔtin, sɛn wan shawa fɔ bulɛt dɛn, ɛn kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk se:
  - Ɛn wi Tsar, Nikolas II!
  Juliana kɔntinyu fɔ sɛn shel afta shel. Ɛvri tri sɛkɔn, wan wɛpɔn we de kil pipul dɛn bin de flay kɔmɔt. Ɛn di Jepan batri dɛn nɔ tɔk natin. Ɛn bɔku bɔku sojaman dɛn we gɛt yɔlɔ skin bin day.
  Tasha, we bin dɔn kɔt sɔm rank dɛn fɔ samurai, bin sɔpɔt:
  - Di anthem of di Motherland de sing fo wi hat.
  Juliana bin de du am. We i kɔntinyu fɔ spit shel dɛn wit filin we de kil, ɛn dɛn pawaful pas plastid, i kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk se:
  "Nɔbɔdi nɔ de we fayn pas am na di wan ol wɔl."
  Tasha, we bin de faya di Japan pipul dɛn we nɔ gɛt sɔri-at, bin tɔk bak se:
  - Skwiz di nayt in mashin gɔn tayt.
  Juliana Krusha samurai, we dɔn dɔn:
  - Day fɔ Gɔd-giv Rɔshia!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn rili tan lɛk dat, supa! Magnificent fayn fayn tin dɛn. Yu de luk dɛn ɛn admaya dɛn. Bɔt fɔ di pipul dɛn na Jepan, dis na klin day. Di tank bin de waka na di batri dɛn. Knocked out di gɔn kru dɛn. I bin du am rili, rili kwik. Dɔn a waka na di trench dɛn. I bin kɔt bɔku pipul dɛn bak. Fɔ tɔk mɔ, nɔto bɔku, bɔt na lɛk ɔl. Di we aw dɛn bin kil pipul dɛn bin tɔn to ɔltin. Na tru se na ya, ɔltin bin de wok ɔtomɛtik wan. Dis na aw dɛn bin dɔnawe wit di Japan pipul dɛn.
  Juliana bin notis wit wan laf, we i de pres di joystik bɔtin dɛn:
  - Wi na mɔ ɛgzikishɔn pas wɔriɔ!
  Tasha bin de gigl ɛn gri se:
  - Fridɔm, genius ɛn glori ɛgzikishɔn dɛn!
  Ɛn bak i de shot insay strim dɛn. Ɛn i knock di samurai wit wayl pawa.
  Petya bin tɔk wit sɛns se:
  - Gay man go smɔl, ɛn man go shɔt na Jepan!
  Juliana bin bɔs laf ɛn faya bak:
  - Una tek tɛm wit uman dɛn! Uman dɛn, una tek tɛm!
  Fɔ tru, dis na di kayn gyal we de shel, shrapnel, ɛn ɛni bulɛt we de bounce kɔmɔt pan am. In eni kes, di gyal na rial terminator.
  Tasha tek am ɛn siŋ:
  - Lijin dɛn de mach, .
  Dɛn bayonet dɛn de shayn.
  Bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn de biɛn wi
  O Rɔshian rejimɛnt dɛn!
  Ɛn bak ren go kam pan di ɛnimi dɛn. Ɛn i nɔ de mek dɛn go dɔŋ to wan ɔndrɛd pan wan ampere.
  Juliana, we bin de trowe shel dɛn wit di wanwɔd we wudpɛk kin tɔk, bin his, bikɔs i jɔs dɔn siŋ fɔ provok:
  - Wan, straika, tu straika, i de stag.
  Tasha, we de faya, bin kɔnfyus di siŋ:
  - Wan blo, tu blo, i de ledɔm!
  Juliana bin sɔpɔt am wit trɛnk:
  - Wans wan plank, tu plank - dem bil wan kofin.
  Tasha, we kɔntinyu fɔ faya ɛn knock di ɛnimi wit mashin gɔn bɔrst, hiss:
  - Wan shovel, tu shovel - dɛn de dig wan ol!
  Ɛn di wɔman bin wink wit in safaya yay. I rili na da kayn swit at de.
  Juliana bin luk gud wan pan di pozishɔn dɛn. Di tank bin wok kwik kwik wan, ɛn i bin tan lɛk se natin nɔ bin lɛf pan Jɛnɛral Nogi in ami. I tan lɛk se dɛn kil di kɔmanda insɛf. Wi dɔn di las Japan pipul dɛn we kɔmɔt na di ami we bin de rawnd di siti.
  Karen bin tɔk fayn fayn wan se:
  - Dis na aw fa teknɔlɔji dɔn kam! Fo man dɛn kil pas et ɛn fayv tawzin Japan pipul dɛn insay sɔm awa.
  Juliana bin grin bad bad wan ɛn i bin tɔk se:
  - Wi nid fɔ pwɛl di ɔda wan dɛn bak! Nɔ lɛf ɛnibɔdi biɛn!
  Tasha bin de chant as i de faya di las tawzin samurai.
  - Nɔ, di mawnten dɛn nɔ go bi golden, wi go kil ɔl di ɛnimi dɛn fɔ Rus in jisnɔ!
  Petya bin ad se:
  - Nɔ, nɔto ɛmoroyd, i nɔ go te igen yu go bi day ɛnimi!
  Afta dɛn dɔn kɔt Jɛnɛral Nogi in ami dɔŋ, di Tɛminatɔ gyal pikin dɛn klaym kɔmɔt na di tank fɔ sɔm tɛm ɛn rɔn barefut tru di sno. Wɛl, i dɔn ɔlrɛdi bi winta.
  Dɛn dɔn pwɛl pas wan ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti tawzin sojaman dɛn we de waka na fut. Ɛn plus di Japan flet. Bɔt pan ɔl dat, i pas tu ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti tawzin ɔda pipul dɛn na Jepan we tinap agens Jɛnɛral Kuropatkin in ami.
  Yuliana, we bin de splash in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, aks Tasha se:
  - Aw yu de fil, kil bɔku pipul dɛn?
  Di blant gyal bin ansa ɔnɛs wan se:
  - Nɔ no! I kin tan lɛk se na kɔmpyuta gem! Yu nɔ de fil ɛni vɛks, vɛks, ɔ bɔku gladi at!
  Juliana bin de gigl wit anɔyntmɛnt:
  - Dis na wɔ!
  Tasha twist insay wan sɔmsalt. In rɛd, rawnd il dɛn bin de flash. Jɛnɛral wan, na fayn gyal pikin, i ebul fɔ du bɔku tin dɛn we i nɔ tray tranga wan. Ɛn if wi nɔ was am, wi jɔs de rayd am.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin rɔn tru di sno. Dɛn bɔdi kin rili sho se dɛn gɛt sɛns. Di chɛst big, di hip dɛn fayn, lɛk ɔs in krɔp, di mɔsul dɛn de sho klia wan. Dis na di biuti-hiro dɛn. Dɛn gɛt di rial uman pawa we pas ɔl. So bɔku gudnɛs. εn di leg dεm - bכl dεm fכ mכsul dεm we de rכl כnda di tan skin.
  Tri Japan skaut dɛn bin kam mit dɛn.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de du sɔmsalt. Ɛn aw dɛn go hit samurais dɛn na dɛn chin wit dɛn bare il. Ɛn dɛn bin rili brok dɛn jaw. Ɛn dɛn nak ɔl dɛn tit kɔmɔt. Afta dat, di gyal pikin dɛn bin siŋ se:
  - Di big big tin we di Rɔshian dɛn gɛt, di planɛt dɛn bin no am, .
  Wi de rɔsh wit kɔnfidɛns fɔ go ɔp.
  Ɔl di neshɔn dɛn na di wɔl lɛk wi ɛn gladi fɔ wi, .
  Di pipul dɛn na di wan ol kɔntri de mach to kɔmyunizim!
  Ɛn bak di fayn fayn uman dɛn wink wit ɛmirald yay. Dɛn luk lɛk se dɛn de fɛt so. Di wɔri pipul dɛn de wok tranga wan. Ɛn bak fɔ jok.
  Juliana bin jomp. I spin di pinwil na di ays ɛn notis se:
  - Wi so kul. Wi kin win di wan ol wɔl!
  Tasha bin de gigl ɛn ansa se:
  - Emprɛs fɔ Plɛnet Wɔl -
  Dis na tin we rili kɔl!
  Ɛn dɛn tu gyal pikin dɛn ya bin de wink pan dɛnsɛf. Afta dat wi rɔsh bak. Infakt, ɛvride we wɔ de, i kin tek bɔku mɔni fɔ di trɔs we di Tsarist Rɔshia bin gɛt. Ɛn na tɛm fɔ dɔn wit di Japan pipul dɛn kwik kwik wan.
  Karen bin mit di gyal pikin dɛn wit wan brayt smayl:
  - Wel, yu bin ron roun?
  Juliana bin tɔk wit wan grin se:
  - Wi de rɔn ɛn rɛdi fɔ fɛt!
  Tasha bin tɔk wit agresiv wan se:
  - Wi go kil ɔlman!
  Karen wev in an ɛn tɛl am se:
  - Den, mek wi go!
  Juliana bin laf ɛn ansa se:
  - Wi fo na di wan dem we de kil pas evri oda wan fo di wold!
  Tasha nɔ bin gri wit dis, i stamp in fut we nɔ gɛt natin:
  - Nɔto na di wɔl, bɔt na di yunivas!
  Ɛn di pawaful, agresiv ɛn kil tank bin de drayv wit ɔl di spid. I pas tu ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti tawzin Japan pipul dɛn we de bifo. Bɔt shel dɛn de fɔ wan bilyɔn sojaman dɛn!
  Girls, wan profesa and wan studen - dis na tim we go kros evribodi and twist dem to ram ɔn. Ɛn di tank de flay go to di Japan sojaman dɛn. I rɔsh pan insɛf ɛn trɛtin am. I want fɔ brok ɔlman.
  Juliana bin siŋ wit gladi at:
  Di expans dɛm na Rɔshia - fayn, dia, .
  Usay di pal dɛn we di sno gɛt, di riva dɛn we nɔ gɛt bɔda we gɛt krɔs, .
  Ɛn di Rɔshian sojaman ɛn di jenɛral na wan.
  Oli na di simbul fɔ di stet - di Ɔtodɔks igl, wi kiŋ!
  Ɛn afta dat, di fast tank bin rili tek ɔf. I bin de flay pas lɛk fɛt-fɛt jet. Ɛn i bin si insɛf bifo di Jepan pipul dɛn. Di yunivasal kanɔn ɛn dragon mashin gɔn dɛn bigin fɔ wok bak. Di gyal pikin dɛn bin rili want fɔ du biznɛs. Witout further ado.
  Juliana faya di gɔn, knock out di Japanese ɛn sing:
  - Glori to mi Rus", Stalin ɛn Lenin, wan famili!
  Ɛn di dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia de shayn wit ɛmirald yay. En aw i fuk up di samurai. Yu go fɔdɔm insay lɔv.
  Ɛn Tasha sɛf nɔ smɔl. Thrash di Japan pipul dɛn.
  Ɛn i de siŋ:
  - Nɔ slo pan tɔn. Wi destiny na fɔ win, gyal pikin dɛn!
  Di wɔriɔ bin de ful-ɔp wit blɔk. Ɛn so fast, i de tɔn faya pan di ɛnimi.
  Ɛn di finga dɛn de pres di joystik bɔtin.
  Juliana, we i bin de faya, i bin tɔk se:
  - Tu trɔbul de na Rɔshia...
  Petya bin intarop am ya:
  - If na tu bin de!
  Juliana, we bin de faya, bin gri wit gladi at:
  - Yes, if na tu nɔmɔ!
  Tasha, we bin de shot, kil bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn na Jepan, tek am ɛn siŋ:
  - Insay tu, insay tu winta. Insay tu, insay tu spring dɛn!
  Juliana, we de faya, bin ad se:
  - A go kil di Japan pipul dɛn ɛn kam bak!
  Tasha bin de gigl ɛn ansa se:
  - Port Arthur na wi yon! Ɛn wi nɔ go alaw ɛnibɔdi fɔ tek wi Manchuria!
  Ɛn di wɔri man bin trit di samurai bak. Di Rɔshian dɛn nɔ go lɔs to di Japan pipul dɛn. Dis pruv bak aw Rɔshia nɔ go ebul fɔ win!
  Juliana bin brok di batri ɛn kɔl se:
  - Rus' go bi fambul na di kɔntri dɛn we de fa pas ɔl ɛn di sɛntimɛnt dɛn!
  Tasha bin kray bak se:
  - Ɛn no fɔs nɔ go stɔp wi!
  Ɛn i bin pwɛl tu-tri tawzin ɔda samurai dɛn. Dɔn di tank go bifo ɛn dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ avɛst.
  Petya, we i luk dis, i tɔk wetin i tink se:
  - If dɛn win di wɔ so briliant wan, wetin Rɔshia go du nɛks?
  Kerɛn bin de wach di gyal pikin dɛn we dɛn de rɔsh fɔ kɔt di Japan pipul dɛn ɛn i bin tɔk se:
  - Wɔ go de, ilɛksɛf na wit di Jamani dɛn ɔ wit di British dɛn! Bɔt ilɛk aw i bi, di fɛt wit di Land of the Rising Sun nɔto di las wan!
  Yuliana, we bin dɔn brok wan ɔda batri, bin tɔk se:
  - So wi go gi am to di Jaman dɛm, wɛl, wi go gi am to dɛm sote i nɔ go tan lɛk se i go du!
  Tasha, we bin de pwɛl di samurai, bin tɔk bak se:
  - Ɛn Hitler nɔ go gɛt ɛnibɔdi fɔ rikrut insay di Wehrmacht!
  Yuliana, we i bin de pres in finga dɛn pan di joystik bɔtin dɛn, bin tɔk wit agresiv wan se:
  - Bɔt a de fil sɔri fɔ di Aryan dɛn. So bɔku fayn fayn wayt man dɛn bin day!
  Tasha bin gri wit dis, i nɔd in ed wit sɔri at:
  - Yes, so plenti gud pipul dai! Ɛn fɔ wetin?
  Di titi bit di Japan pipul dɛn ɛn notis.
  - Ɛn di Japan pipul dɛn na gud neshɔn, bɔt dɛn fos wi fɔ fɛt wit dɛn! Pan ɔl we dis sɛf nɔ tu gud!
  Petya bin tɔk di rayt we se:
  - Ɛn di animal dɛn? Dɛn nɔ kin kil dɛnsɛf? Bɔt mɔtalman na jɔs animal we pas ɔlman!
  Karen bin grin ɛn ansa am se:
  - Man, nɔ tan lɛk animal, i gɛt sol! Ɛn in sol rili spɛshal ɛn i nɔ de day! So, wi ɛn di animal dɛn na wan ol ol!
  Petya nɔ bin gri wit dis:
  - Ɛn di mɔnki dɛn? Dɛn gɛt ay levul fɔ sɛns bak. Wan pan dɛn sabi tri ɛn af tawzin wɔd dɛn!
  Di prɔfɛsɔ bin ansa se:
  - Bɔt na wi fambul dɛn!
  Juliana bin faya di Japan pipul dɛn ɛn siŋ se:
  - Mi na mɔnki! Na man bak!
  Tasha, we de kɔt di samurai dɔŋ, i kɔl:
  - Nɔ waka rawnd we yu wɛr mɔnki fɔ wan sɛnti!
  Di supatank kɔntinyu fɔ kɔt di Japan pipul dɛn dɔŋ. Yu nɔ tink? I rili na krayzi animal
  we de faya fɔti tawzin bulɛt dɛn fɔ wan minit. Ɛn i nɔ go ebul fɔ go insay di klos we i wɛr wit klos to ɛni prɔjɛkt. Ɛn nɔto jɔs di biginin fɔ di twɛnti ia.
  Juliana, we de shot, bin deklare agresiv wan se:
  - Tsar Nicholas bin du bɔku tin fɔ Rɔshia, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin gladi fɔ am ɛn dɛn nɔ bin de tek am bɛtɛ!
  Tasha, we bin de tɔn faya pan di Japan pipul dɛn, bin gri se:
  - I rayt! Dɛn kil di kiŋ. Dɛn fos di prist fɔ kɔmɔt nia di tron! Ɛn wetin dɔn bi bɛtɛ?
  Juliana bin faya di kanɔn ɛn ad se:
  - I bin de wɔs mɔ ɛn mɔ! Ɛn ivin mɔ wikɛd pipul dɛn bin kam na pawa!
  Tasha bin de gigl, hit di Japan pipul dɛn ɛn se:
  - So lɛ wi fɛt fɔ bɛtɛ fiuja! Ɛn fɔ di fridɔm we Rɔshia gɛt!
  Juliana, we bin de faya, bin tɔk se:
  - Fɔ chenj ɛn win!
  Dɔn i sho in fist. Na gyal we kin du dis. Den ivin di samurai no go ebul get rid of am. Ɛn di mashin gɔn dɛn de wok. Ɔlman de kɔt ɛn kɔt kɔt.
  Dɛn kin rili plɔg tru wan ol row dɛn we gɛt bɔdi. Ɛn dɛn kin klin di ples fɔ kil pipul dɛn.
  Dɛn bin tɛl Jɛnɛral Kuropatkin se sɔntin we strenj de apin wit di Japan pipul dɛn. Shoot, explosions, sɔmbɔdi atak dɛn.
  Kuropatkin bin tɔk se:
  - Kolat! Na pis nɔmɔ!
  Jɛnɛral Linevich bin notis wit alam:
  - Yu Eksɛlɛnsi, wi kin strayk naw?
  Adjutant Jɛnɛral Kuropatkin bin tɔk se:
  - Nɔ! Na tru se nɔto so! I kin bi se na Jepan trap!
  Jɛnɛral Linevich bin shem fɔ tɔk se:
  - Dis na wi chans fɔ dɔn win dis wɔ!
  Kuropatkin bin deklare wit vɔys we de shek shek se:
  - Peshɛnt, peshɛnt ɛn mɔ peshɛnt!
  Linevich bin agens am wit mɔ vɛks se:
  - Bɔt Alɛgzanda Suvorov se: wan mɔnt de gi win!
  Kuropatkin bin de muf dray wan se:
  - Na mi de in kɔmand ya! Ɛn fɔs wi fɔ kip di ami. Ɛn jɔs lɛk ɔl ɔda tin dɛn, i nɔ go te igen Jepan nɔ gɛt stim!
  Linevich bin tɔk se:
  - Maybe wi shud at least du som rekonaissance?
  Kuropatkin nɔ bin want fɔ gri se:
  - Dis na tin we pɔsibul, jɔs tek tɛm!
  Linevich bin grɔmbul wit agresiv wan:
  - In di nem fɔ di Tsar ɛn di Fadaland!
  Dis tɛm ya, di supatank bin de klin di Japan pipul dɛn. Knock dem out, shot dem in difren we.
  Juliana, we bin de faya witout sɔri-at, aks di prɔfɛsɔ se:
  - Dis na wi las opareshɔn?
  Karen aks wit grin se:
  - Wetin mek yu tink so?
  Di wayl animal we gɛt rɛd ia bin tɔk se:
  - Di Japan pipul dɛn nɔ gɛt mɔ big fɔmɛshɔn!
  We Tasha bin de nel ɛn shot di samurai, i bin gri bak se:
  - Bɔt, infakt, Jepan nɔ gɛt ɔda tin fɔ fɛt wit!
  Karen ansa wit wan luk we nɔ shɔ smɔl:
  - Japan kin gɛda mɔ nyu sojaman dɛn ɛn bay nyu ship dɛn frɔm Amɛrika ɛn Briten. So, lɛ wi tɔk tru, di wɔ nɔ dɔn dɔn yet!
  Juliana, we bin de faya di samurai, bin tɔk se:
  - Wetin if Rɔshia gi pis to Japan pan mɔdaret tɛm? Wi go tek di Kuril rij nɔmɔ, ɛn ɔl ɔda tin go de lɛk aw i bin de bifo di wɔ?
  Di prɔfɛsɔ bin gri se:
  - If na so i bi, i go mɔs bi se pis go de!
  Petya bin vɛks ɛn tɔk se:
  - If nɔto fɔ di rivɔlɔshɔn, di Japan pipul dɛn fɔ dɔn stil win. Dɛn nɔ go go ɛnisay!
  Tasha, we bin de tɔn faya pan di samurai, bin gri wantɛm wantɛm se:
  - Na dat! Dɛn nɔ go go ɛnisay!
  Yuliana, we bin de tear di Japan pipul dɛn wit shɔɛl, bin tɔk se:
  - Mek wi kapchɔ di Mikado!
  Tasha bin jomp op wit agresiv wan:
  - Kapchɔ di Mikado? Wɛl, i intrestin!
  Petya bin tɔk wit smayl se:
  - Yu tink se dat nɔ go tu bɔku?
  Karen bin tɔk bak se i nɔ gɛt wan dawt:
  - Dis no bi tu moch? Afta ɔl, na wan tin fɔ difend yu yon, ɛn na ɔda tin fɔ intafya wit Jepan, we, lɛ wi tɔk tru, nɔ de fɛt bak na di ɔrijinal Rɔshian land dɛn!
  Juliana hiss, smash di Japan pipul wit shel bak:
  - I fayn fɔ sho dis kayn sɔri-at?
  Tasha, we i bin de pres di joystik bɔtin dɛn wit in finga dɛn, i nɔd:
  - Rili, wetin mek wi nid dis? Wi kin kech di Mikado dɛn bak!
  Petya bin laf se:
  - A de pan yu lɛk se a de pan wɔ! Ɛn insay wɔ, lɛk aw i de pan yu!
  Karen ansa am tranga wan se:
  - Yu nid fɔ no ustɛm fɔ stɔp! Wi nɔto random pipul dɛn! Na wi de chenj istri siriɔs wan ɛn wit ɔl wi at! So yu nid fɔ sho se yu de fil, ɛn yu nid fɔ sho aw fɔ mɛzhɔ!
  Juliana bin faya ɛn siŋ se:
  - Eh, mɛzhɔ, mɛzhɔ! Aw bɔku kɔlera de!
  Di supatank bin de wok tranga wan. I pas wan ɔndrɛd ɛn twɛnti fayv tawzin pipul dɛn na Jepan we dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi pwɛl. Af lɛf.
  Tasha bin siŋ wit wan grin:
  - Wi go pwɛl di wan ol wɔl we gɛt fɛt-fɛt,
  Daun to di grɔn ɛn afta dat
  Wi go bil wan kol nyu wɔl, .
  So dat trɔbul ɛn prɔblɛm nɔ de insay de!
  Juliana, we bin de faya faya we rili kil, bin his:
  - Fɔ wan gud ɛn jɔs kiŋ!
  Petya bin tɔk se:
  - Ɔ sɔntɛm wi go grap tu-tri trofi barɛl dɛn we gɛt sake?
  Juliana bin grin wit pɔyzin:
  - Wetin, yu wan drink?
  Petya shek in ed bad bad wan:
  - Atlet dɛn nɔ de drink!
  Yuliana, we dɔn blo wan ɔda batri, i bin de gigl:
  - Frɔm smɔl smɔl dish dɛn!
  Tasha bin gi advays se:
  - Mek wi drink palm bia. I de mek pɔsin gɛt wɛlbɔdi!
  Ɛn i shot mɔ Japan pipul dɛn dɔŋ.
  Karen bin ansa se:
  - Biznɛs fɔs, ɛnjɔy leta!
  Di modnaiz T-95 tank kɔntinyu fɔ dɔnawe wit di samurai dɛn insay jɔyometrik prɔgrɛs. Dis mashin bin sho se i de wok fayn. Ɛn di negatif fɔs fɔ di vɛks fɔ multiply kwasi-mat.
  Juliana, we bin de faya di Japan pipul dɛn, bin tɔk di rayt we se:
  - Stil, dis nɔto ɔltin kɔrɛkt. I tan lɛk se wi nɔ go ebul fɔ du ɛnitin if wi nɔ gɛt supamakit!
  Tasha ansa wit wamat se:
  - Sɔm ay pawa dɛn bin mek Rɔshia nɔ win di wɔ wit Jepan. Bɔt dɛn bin plan wan gud tin, dat na fɔ prich di gud nyuz na Chaena. Ɛn i nɔ bin tɔn to tu fayn!
  Petya bin aks di klia kwɛstyɔn:
  - Wetin bɔt Gɔd den? Wetin mek i nɔ bin ɛp Ɔtodɔks?
  Juliana, we bin de sɛn shel afta shel, bin notis se:
  - Na dat! Infakt, alaw di Japan pipul dɛn fɔ win di Ɔtodɔks kɔntri. Fɔ tru, dis na da kayn we de we dɛn de sɛl di Rɔshian fet!
  Tasha, we bin de tɔn faya pan di Japan pipul dɛn, bin vɛks ɛn tɔk se:
  - Di impyɔrial rilijɔn nɔ fɔ bi pacifist. I pɔsibul fɔ bi big kɔntri if yu de liv bay di lɔ: if dɛn nak yu na yu rayt chɛst, tɔn yu lɛft!
  Juliana bin gri wit dis wantɛm wantɛm, ɛn i bin krɔs di Japan pipul dɛn:
  - Na dat! Wi nɔ nid fɔ gɛt pis! Lɛk yu ɛnimi! Yu tink se dis na lɔ?
  Petya bin siŋ wit zil:
  Ɛnibɔdi we na mɔtalman, dɛn bɔn am as wɔman, .
  So i apin - di gɔrila tek di ston.
  We di wan we de alayv go dɔn fɔ fɛt, .
  Ɛn di faya de bɔn wam wam na di at!
  
  Di bɔbɔ si wan mashin gɔn na in drim, .
  I lɛk tank pas limousine.
  Udat want fɔ tɔn wan peni to nikɛl - .
  Frɔm we dɛn bɔn am, i ɔndastand se pawa de rul!
  Tasha bin ala, i tɔn faya pan di Japan pipul dɛn wit di wamat we wan volkeno we de bɔb bin vɛks pan:
  - Yes, ɔtomɛtik! Ɛn trɛnk na di men tin! Wi fɔ win!
  Juliana bin hiss wit frenzi ɛn vɛks, ɛn nak di Japan pipul dɛn:
  - Mi na wetin dɛn bɔn fɔ win! Ɛn natin nɔ pas dat. Wi win go bi wi yon!
  Tasha gri, i prɛs di joystik bɔtin dɛn:
  - I go bɛtɛ dis we! Wi dɔn rul ɛn wi go rul ɔltɛm! I min se, Rɔshia!
  Juliana, we bin de knock di Japan pipul dɛn, ala se:
  - A nɔ go lay, a want fɔ rul! Bɔt nɔto jɔs wan mashin we dɔn rɔsti, bɔt na wan ol ɛmpaya!
  Ɛn di titi dɔn ɔlrɛdi swip di las batri na di Land fɔ di San we De Rayt. I so fayn dat i fɔ bi wɔl champion. Ɛn nɔ ɛva giv-ɔp pan wikɛdnɛs ɛn shem.
  Tasha, we de shot, bin de muf se:
  - A go bi kwin! Ɔ, i bɛtɛ pas dat, na di ɛmprɛs!
  Juliana bin kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk se:
  - Wetin bɔt wɔ, wetin bɔt wɔ, i na bad uman ɛn na bitch! Bɔt i de prodyuz fayn fayn man dɛn, i se - kil di kɔvayd we de insay yu!
  Petya nɔd fɔ sho se i gri se:
  - Na so i bi, kil di kɔvayd insay yusɛf! A tink se if Nikolas II bin lɛf di tron, nɔto bikɔs i bin de fred atɔl!
  Juliana bin tɔk klia wan se:
  - Naw i nɔ go renounce! Wi go mek di kiŋ in tron strɔng so dat i go tinap fɔ lɔng lɔng tɛm!
  Tasha bin ala se:
  - Bi wan big Tsar Nikolas II! Wi de sɔpɔt yu! Rivɔlɔshɔn nɔ go de - Gret Rɔshia go de!
  Fɔ dɔn, di wɔri pipul dɛn dɔn wit di kil we dɛn dɔn kil di ami na di Land we di San we De Rayt de. I pas tu ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti tawzin sojaman ɛn ɔfisa dɛn we dɛn kil. So, klos to ɔl di sojaman dɛn we bin de na Jepan we bin de na grɔn bin pwɛl. Jɔs lɛk aw di nevi nɔ bin de igen.
  Juliana bin tɔk wit wan grin se:
  - I bin worth di trobul? So, a bin min fɔ se freak aut? Di ami nɔ bin ebul fɔ fɛt fɔ lɔng tɛm, dɛn bin ebul fɔ win Rɔshia!
  Tasha bin tɔk wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - Russia los onli bikos of di faiv kolm. If nɔto dat, wi fɔ dɔn win ɛni we!
  Petya aks di prɔfɛsɔ se:
  - Wetin wi go du? Wi go kam bak ɔ wi go kɔntinyu?
  Di prɔfɛsɔ opin di kɔmpyuta ɛn se:
  - Naw dɛn go gi wi fɔkɔs fɔ di mɔ divɛlɔpmɛnt fɔ Tsarist Rɔshia. If ɔltin go fayn, wi go kam bak.
  Dɛn yɛri wan fayn uman vɔys;
  Afta dɛn dɔn pwɛl di Japan sojaman dɛn we de na grɔn ɛn di nevi kpatakpata, di Mikado dɛn bin gi pis. USA ɛn Briten bin gri fɔ bi midulman. Di kɔndishɔn bin fayn fɔ Rɔshia. Di kɔntri bin gɛt di Kuril rij ɛn Taywan. Ɛn bak fɔ kɔntrol Manchuria, Koria, Mɔngolia. Apat frɔm dat, Jepan bin pe tu ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti milyɔn gold Rɔshian rubl bak fɔ pe fɔ di indemniti.
  Di pawa we Tsa Nikolas II bin gɛt bin de gro, ɛn di we aw pipul dɛn bin de tink bɔt rivɔlɔshɔn bin de go dɔŋ. Di kɔntri bigin fɔ gɛt mɔni kwik kwik wan. Zheltorossiya bin grap. Wan pat pan Chaena bin bi pat pan Rɔshia bay dɛnsɛf, ɛn Koria ɛn Mɔngolia bin kam bak. Di Tsarist Ɛmpaya bin bɔku ɛn di pipul dɛn we bin de de bin bɔku. Di ikɔnomi growth bin bigin bifo pas di rial istri ɛn i bin strɔng.
  No Stet Duma nɔ bin de, ɛn di tsarist gɔvmɛnt bin ebul fɔ rɛdi bɛtɛ fɔ di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ. Di wɔl in fɔs layt tank "Luna"-2 in mas prodakshɔn ɛn 4-ɛnjin bɔm "Ilya Muromets" ɛn "Svyatogor" bin apia na Rɔshia. Di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ bin bigin ɛni we, bɔt i bin gɛt mɔ sakrifays fɔ Rɔshia.
  Bikɔs di kiŋ bin gɛt bɔku pipul dɛn, ikɔnomi ɛn ami. Ɛn di pozishɔn we de insay de strɔng pas am. No Stet Duma nɔ de - na hotbed fɔ ribelɔn ɛn soja kɔp.
  Wit difrɛn sakses, bɔt, in jɔnal, na di initiativ fɔ Rɔshia ɛn di win pan bɔku pan di fɛt dɛn, di wɔ bin dɔn Novɛmba 7, 1915 wit di sɔrɛnda we Jamani bin sɔrɛnda. Ɔstria ɛn Ɔŋgaria bin fɔdɔm ɛn dɛn bin sheb. Galisia ɛn Bukovina bin bi Rɔshian provins dɛn. Krakow ɛn di land dɛn we bin de rawnd am bin go insay di Kiŋdɔm na Polan, ɛn Poznan, Danzig, ɛn wan pat na Is Prɔshia bin go insay di Kiŋdɔm na Polan. Ɛn Klaipeda bin jɔyn di Baltik provins. Czechoslovakia bin kɔmɔt - wan kiŋdɔm insay Rɔshia.
  Romania bin tek wan kɔntri we dɛn kɔl Transilvania. Ɔŋgaria bin bi indipɛndɛnt kiŋdɔm, bɔt ɔnda di sɔpɔt fɔ Rɔshia, ɛn Tsar Nikolas as kɔ-rula. Ɔstria dɔn bi wan rili smɔl kɔntri. Di Kiŋdɔm na Yugoslavia bin kam, ɛn Rɔshia bin de sɔpɔt am bak ɛn we Nikolas di Sɛkɔn bin de rul wit am.
  Türkiye don disappear from di politikal map fo di wold. Irak ɛn Palestayn bin bi pat pan Briten, Siria bin bi pat pan Frans, Eshia Maynɔ ɛn Istanbul bin bi Rɔshian provins. So, Rɔshia bin mek in eria bɔku bak. Bɔt i nɔ bin dɔn de. Dɔn dɛn bin win di Saudi Pɛninsula togɛda wit di Frɛnch ɛn di British dɛn. Ɛn afta dat, Rɔshia ɛn Briten bin sheb Iran ɛn Afganistan. Di nɔt ɛn di sɛnt bin bi Rɔshian provins, ɛn di sawt bin bi British kɔntri.
  I bin tan lɛk se di wɔl dɔn stebul. Na Chaena nɔmɔ di wɔ bin kɔntinyu. Bɔt insay 1929, wan bad bad prɔblɛm we ikɔmik biznɛs bin kam, ɛn dis bin mek di Gret Dipreshɔn.
  Di we aw pipul dɛn bin de tink bɔt rivɔlɔshɔn bin de gro bak na Rɔshia. Dɛn bin de strayk ɛn pipul dɛn bin de protɛst. Bɔt di prɔblɛm bin tɔn to se i nɔ tu bad. Pantap dat, insay 1931, wɔ bin bigin bak wit Jepan. Di samurai bin want fɔ revaŋg. Bɔt dis tɛm, di Rɔshian ami bin strɔng pas ɔltin. Ɛn Admiral Kolchak na wan bigman pan di nevl kɔmanda.
  Dɛn nɔ bin jɔs win Jepan, bɔt dɛn bin kech am bak. Dɛn bin ɔfishal wan krawn Tsar Nikolas II fɔ bi di Mikado Emparɔ na Jepan insay Fɛbwari 1932. So, Rɔshia bin bɔku mɔ ɛn mɔ. Ɛn i bin tek lɛk ɔl di kɔntri dɛn na Chaena.
  We i kam pan pipul dɛn ɛn di say we dɛn de, Rɔshia nɔ bin gɛt di sem tin. Pantap dat, di British Ɛmpaya bin de wik. Hitler bin kam na Jamani insay 1933, bɔt wetin i go du agens Rɔshia? I nɔ impɔtant. Tsa Nikolas II bin day insay 1937, bikɔs i bin dɔn ɛnjɔy fɔ rul bɔku bɔku wan, ɛn na di sɛkɔn wan we lɔng pas ɔlman afta Ivan di Tɛribul. Ɛn wit rɛkɛd kɔnkrit dɛn pan eria ɛn pipul dɛn.
  Bɔt nɔto ɔltin bin wok fayn fɔ di kiŋ na in yon layf. Di pɔsin we go gɛt di prɔpati, Alɛksi bin day we i bin yɔŋ. Bikɔs dɛn nɔ bin gɛt di sem mared, dɛn nɔ bin gɛt di smɔl brɔda Maykɛl in rayt fɔ bi tron na Rɔshia.
  Na Kirill Romanov bin gɛt di krawn, ɛn i bin day insay 1938 ɛn i nɔ bin liv ivin wan ia. Ɛn in pikin we nem Vladimir we na di Tɔd bin bi di nyu kiŋ. Dɛn bin krawn am, ɛn di kiŋ bin rul wit gladi at te 1992. Ɛn fɔs Rɔshia tek di kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de rul frɔm Frans ɛn Briten, wit Jamani. Dɔn i bin win Jamani. Ɛn afta dat, di wan ol wɔl. Fɔ tɔk smɔl, di nyu Tsa Jɔj di Fɔs bin bi di wɔl empara insay 1992.
  Karen bin dɔn di rivyu ɛn i bin ripɔt se:
  - I tan lɛk se, inof fɔ dis yunivas! Wi de kam bak!
  Ɛn dɛn ɔl 4 ala se:
  - Glori to Tsar Nikolas II!
  
  
  
  IF DI JAMAYN DεN Fכ DכN RIFLECT DI NORMANDY LANDINGS
  Lɛ wi se di Jamani dɛn bin drɛb di Alay landin na Nɔmandi, fɔ di rizin se Hitler, we bin dɔn divɛlɔp intuition ɛn instinct, bin gɛs di ples ɛn tɛm we di landin. Ɛn dis bin mek di wan dɛn we bin de sɔpɔt di gɔvmɛnt bin brok brok. Dɛn bin lɔs pas af milyɔn sojaman dɛn as prizina dɛn nɔmɔ.
  Di Rɛd Ami bin go bifo na di sɛnt, bɔt nɔto tumɔs. Di Fuhrer bin ebul fɔ fɛn di bɛst we fɔ kɔmɔt na di sityueshɔn bay we i pul di Jaman sojaman dɛn go na Minsk. Dɛn bin fɛt bad bad wan na di siti we big pas ɔl na Belarus. Di Jamani dɛn bin mek am strɔng bifo tɛm, ɛn dɛn bin tɔn am to fɔt. Ɛn dɛn bin fɛt... Hitlɛr bin si am kɔrɛkt wan se di men gol fɔ di Soviet kɔmand go bi Minsk ɛn i pul di rizɔv dɛn to di big siti ɛn pul di sojaman dɛn.
  Dis bin mek di Rɛd Ami bigin fɔ atak di siti. Ɛn wan rili pawaful difens de de. Di Tigers-2 ɛn di Jagdpanther we bin advans mɔ bin tek pat bak pan di fɛt dɛn.
  Di fɛt bin las wit difrɛn sakrifays dɛn, ɛn wit smɔl smɔl stɔp dɛn te Sɛptɛmba dɔn. Bikɔs dɛn bin lɔs bɔku mɔni, di Rɛd Ami bin tek Minsk. Bɔt i nɔ bin ebul fɔ win di las win. Wi bin gɛt fɔ stɔp di ɔfens. Na insay Novɛmba nɔmɔ di Rɛd Ami bin tray fɔ mek dɛn go bifo na Romɛnia. Bɔt di Jamani dɛn bin ebul bak fɔ pul di plan dɛn we di Soviet kɔmand bin gɛt. Dɛn pul di sojaman dɛn kɔmɔt na di frɔnt layn, ɛn dis bin mek di artileri barrage nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ pawa igen. Ɛn afta dat, dɛn bin ebul fɔ mek di tin apin bak wit wan kɔwnta atak frɔm tank yunit dɛn.
  Di fɛt dɛn sho aw bɔku Jamani tank dɛn ɛn gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf bin wok fayn fɔ difend, ɛn dɛn bin sho bak se di nyu Jamani MP-44 asɔlt rayf bin wok fayn. Di ME-262 fɛt plen bin wok fayn bak: i kin te, i kin fast, ɛn i gɛt pawaful wɛpɔn dɛn.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin tɔn bak bak fɔ siksti kilomita nɔmɔ ɛn dɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ de te to midul Janwari. Te di Rɛd Ami dɔn dɔn wit dɛn stim.
  Di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn nɔ bin ebul fɔ mek wan ɔfensiv na di Baltik stet dɛn bak. Di prɔgrɛs we bin apin insay Janwari ɛn Fɛbwari nɔ bin rili impɔtant.
  Insay 1945, i bin izi fɔ di Nazi dɛn fɔ fɛt. Mɔ advans tank dɛn we di E siriɔs bin de apia, jet avieshɔn bin de divɛlɔp, ɛn di MP-44 asɔlt rayf bin kam ɔlsay, we dɛn bin de mek am mɔdan ɔltɛm.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin ol di layn. Ɛn dɛn bin ivin bigin fɔ atak pipul dɛn.
  Insay di sɔmma 1945, di Alay dɛn bin tray bak fɔ land na Frans, bɔt dɛn bin bit dɛn bak. Hitler nɔ bin ebul fɔ du am bak.
  Dɔn di Rɛd Ami bin tray fɔ atak na di sɛnt ɛn na di flanks. Ɛn di we aw di Kraut dɛn de tinap tranga wan bak na tin we rili bad ɛn i de wok fayn.
  In shot, di wɔ bin drɛg go... Di Alɛy dɛn bin sɔfa mɔ ɛn mɔ damej frɔm Jamani jet fɛt plen dɛn, sɔfa-to-ɛya mishɔl dɛn, ɛn mɔ di disk plen dɛn we nɔ kin ambɔg. Ɛn dis bin mek di fɛt-fɛt nɔ bin de igen.
  I nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ mek atɔmik bɔm... Dɛn bin tek di prɔjek se i tu fantastik ɛn i dia. So di wɔ bin de go bifo.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin ivin ebul fɔ gɛt sɔm sakrifays dɛn na di ist. Di Rɛd Ami bin tɔn bak pas di Dnieper, insay 1946 di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn gɛt strɔng E-50 ɛn E-75 tank dɛn, bɔt di Rɔshian dɛn nɔ bin gɛt di T-54 yet. Dɔn nyu Soviet tank dɛn, we inklud di IS-7, bin mek di tin lɛf smɔl.
  Di wɔ bin go insay wan lɔng pozishɔn stej wit wan frɔnt we bin de muv sloslo.
  Di Wɛst, we nɔ fɔmal wan dɔn mek pis ɛn trus, put di brek pan di kɔnflik. Di Istan Frɔnt bin pas along di Dnieper, ɛn afta dat Pskov, ɛn Narva, ɛn dɛn nɔ bin de wok bak. Bɔt if na di Wɛst nɔ bin de fɛt, dat min se na di ist di fɛt dɛn bin rili blɔd.
  Stalin ɛn Hitler ɔl tu nɔ bin want fɔ giv-ɔp. Bɔt di wɔ bin de go bifo.
  Stalin bin day insay Mach 1953. Di pɔsin we tek in ples na bin ɔtomɛtik in diputi fɔ di GKO, we nem Molotov. In figa, fɔ tru, bin fit di Lida in ɛntourage to big mak pas di edman fɔ di NKVD Beria, Stalin in sɛkɔn diputi we de in chaj fɔ di GKO. I nɔ tu te, dɛn bin se Beria dɔn tɔn in bak pan di gɔvmɛnt ɛn dɛn bin shot am. Molotov bin tray fɔ fɛn we fɔ sɔlv di prɔblɛm ɛn i bin gi pis. Hitler nɔ bin gri. Di Fuhrer bin want wan wɔ te di bita ɛnd.
  Dɔn di Rɛd Ami bin stɔp fɔ tray fɔ go bifo, ɛn dɛn chenj to ful difens. Na di Krauts nɔmɔ bin de tray fɔ brok tru wan wan tɛm.
  Di kayn we aw dɛn bin de fɛt bin de go dɔŋ. Na fɛt-fɛt nɔmɔ bin de apin na di ays. Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin stil gɛt di bɛst pan di kwaliti fɔ di jet plen dɛn, ɛn di disk plen dɛn, we di ay kanɔn ɛn mishɔl dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ pas, bin bi rial ɛmoroyd.
  Bɔt na land, di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin de ol tranga wan. Ɛn dɛn nɔ bin alaw di Nazi dɛn fɔ go bifo.
  Di Fuhrer sɛf nɔto sote go. Ɛn pan Janwari 30, 1956, pan di okayshɔn fɔ tati tri ia frɔm we i tek di post fɔ bi chansɛl, dɛn kil am. Fɔ tɔk mɔ, i bin krash pan plen. Bɔt wikɛd langwej dɛn bin de tɔk se nɔto aksidɛnt atɔl. Dis bin mek pipul dɛn nɔ lɛk wɔ igen. Di nyu pɔsin we tek di Fuhrer in ples, we na yɔŋ Gunther, bin anawns se dɛn dɔn bigin fɔ tɔk. Dɛn bin prɔmis fɔ mek dɛn mek wan kɔmprɔmis. Ɔlman gɛt wetin dɛn kapchɔ. Di USSR we bin taya bikɔs ɔf di wɔ, bin gri fɔ tek di tin we dɛn bin tɛl dɛn fɔ du. Ɛn di nyu bɔda bin pas along di Dnieper, Pskov ɛn Narva.
  Na so di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ ɛn di Gret Wɔ fɔ lɛk di kɔntri bin dɔn. Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin gɛt sɔntin, ɛn fɔ naw dɛn kwayɛt... Na di USSR, we Molotov na bin di Jɛnɛral Sɛktri ɛn dɛn bin de bil di kɔntri bak. Di pis bin las fɔ lɔng tɛm. Molotov bin rul te 1980, we i gi di post to Shellepin. I bin rul te to 1994.
  Nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn bin de na di wɔl, ɛn dɛn bin de mek di pawa balans. Bɔt insay 2000, di Tɔd Rayk bin mek wan spɛshal ɛmita we de mek ɔl di chaj dɛn nɔ wok. Insay 2005, afta we ɔl di nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn dɔn day, di Tɔd Rayk bin bigin fɔ atak di USSR.
  Nyu ikwipmɛnt ɛn ɔda tank dɛn bin dɔn de. Wɔ fɔ kɔmpyuta ɛn teknɔlɔji. Sɔntin we nɔbɔdi nɔ de we win ɛn lɔs. Ɛn rɔbɔt dɛn kin kɔmpit.
  Ɛn bɔku blɔd bin shed... Na di sayd fɔ di Third Reich na di ikɔmik pawa fɔ di wan ol Yurop we gɛt wanwɔd. Rɔshia nɔ gɛt dɛn kayn pawa dɛn de. Di ikɔmi na di USSR ɔnda soshialism bin de biɛn smɔl. Pan ɔl we di Rɛd Ami strɔng. Ligachev na bin di Jɛnɛral Sɛktri. Wan ol man we ol et ɛn fayv ia.
  Ɛn i nɔ bin ebul fɔ gɛt in bia dɛn fayn fayn wan.
  Di Jaman pipul bin de go bifo... Di tin we bad pas ɔl na dat Amɛrika bin go insay di wɔ, ɛn bak di pro-Wɛstɛn Chaina. Ɛn dɛn swɛt di Rɛd Ami na ɔl tu di say dɛn. En dis na so unpleasant... Bot stil di blitzkrieg brok daun. Ɛn nia Mɔsko, dɛn bin stɔp di Jamani ɛn Yuropian grup dɛn. Bɔt i nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ kip Sayberia frɔm Chaina ɛn Amɛrika...
  Ɛn di Chaynish pipul dɛn, togɛda wit di Amɛrikan dɛn, bin tek di ist pat na di USSR. Wi bin ebul fɔ gɛt sakrifays. Ɛn di nɛks ia Mɔsko bin fɔdɔm... ɛn i tɔn aut fɔ bi da kayn dystopia de. Insay 2008, di las big big fɛt-fɛt we bin de na di say we di USSR bin de, nɔ bin de igen. Ɛn fasist Jamani bin go insay fɛt wit USA ɛn Chaina ɛn di kɔlishin.
  Bot hia di Germans don tek dem adventures to dem ass. Ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ lɔs di wɔ. Na tru se Amɛrika nɔ bin ebul fɔ win di Tɔd Rayk kwik kwik wan. Bɔt togɛda wit di Chaynish ɛn di British, i bin win smɔl smɔl.
  Di wɔ bin las fɔ tɛn ol ia... Ɔl Yurop ɛn Yurayshya bin dɔn pwɛl ɛn dɛn bin dɔn pwɛl. Bɔt di Third Reich bin fɔdɔm... Ɛn insay 2018, dɛn bin mek di US glob ɔl hegemoni. Na so i bi.
  Dɛn bin bit Amɛrika bikɔs dɛn bin win di kɔntri na Nɔmandi, bɔt tumara bambay dɛn bin ebul fɔ tek kɔnvins revaŋg.
  Dis na aw i kin apin... Na so di chenjlings in fate de.
  
  BETRAYAL ƆF ALLI DƐN.
  USA ɛn Briten bin fred fɔ di win dɛn we di USSR bin win na di Kursk Bulge. Na Sɛptɛmba 1, 1943, di Alɛy dɛn bin anawns se dɛn dɔn dɔn mek wan trus wit di Tɔd Rayk, dɛn dɔn stɔp ɔl di fɛt-fɛt ɛn dɛn dɔn bigin fɔ tɔk. Dat min se dɛn disayd fɔ mek di USSR ɛn dɔnawe wit di Tɔd Rayk ɛn Rɔshia insay wan wɔ we go tek lɔng tɛm.
  Di wangren tin we Jamani fɔ du na fɔ stɔp di bɔku bɔku Ju pipul dɛn we dɛn de kil. Di Fuhrer bin gri, bɔt i bin sɛt as kɔndishɔn fɔ bigin bak fɔ gɛt ikɔmik kɔntakt ɛn fɔ gi ɔyl ɛn petrolium prɔdak to di Tɔd Rayk pan kredit. Afta ɔl, na fiul we Jamani bin nid pas ɔl.
  Di Alay dɛn bin gri wit dɛn kɔndishɔn dɛn ya. Ɛn dɛn bin de aks di USSR fɔ pe fɔ Lend-Lease. Na bin wan kɔni we we dɛn bin de chuk am na di bak pat na Rɔshia.
  Stalin bin kɔnfyus smɔl ɛn i bin stɔp bak fɔ fɛt. I bin prɔpos fɔ mek dɛn tɔk to pipul dɛn. Hitler bin smat fɔ gri. Fɔ tru, winta dɔn kam, ɛn di Jaman ikwipmɛnt dɛn nɔ rɛdi fɔ fɛt we kol. So usay yu de go? Dɛn bin bigin fɔ tɔk bak wit di USSR.
  Bɔt ɔl tu di say dɛn bin de rɛdi fɔ fɛt. Di Fuhrer bin gi Speer imejensi pawa. Di Jamani pipul dɛn, we dɛn tek advantej pan di ples we dɛn bin de slip, dɛn bin mek dɛn mek tank ɛn plen dɛn mɔ ɛn mɔ. Di Fritz bin gɛt di Tiger-2, we bin go insay prodakshɔn smɔl bifo dat. Ɛn "Maus".
  Bɔt Panther 2 bin stɔp. Hitler bin se dɛn fɔ mek di nyu tank in klos dɛn strɔng bad bad wan ɛn gɛt wan 88-mm kanɔn, bɔt dɛn nɔ fɔ mek di wet go ɔp bad bad wan. Plus di instɔleshɔn fɔ wan nyu injin.
  "Maus" bin rili go insay prodakshɔn. Bay Mach 1, 1944, 150 Maus dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de na di frɔnt. Tɛnki fɔ di trɛnk we Speer bin du, di Wehrmacht bin gɛt bɔku ikwipmɛnt dɛn we dɛn go ebul fɔ masta, ɛn dɛn bin tek tɛm tink se dɛn fɔ tren di wan dɛn we de wok na di bot bak. Dɛn bin mek bɔku "Tigers" ɛn "Panthers." ME-309 ɛn TA-152 fɛt plen dɛn bin apia, ɛn ME-262, we na di jet plen dɛn we gɛt pawa pas ɔl, bigin fɔ kam. Nɔbɔdi nɔ bin want fɔ giv-ɔp. Di USSR bin lans bak fɔ mek di T-34-85 ɛn IS-2. As well as LA-7 ɛn Yak-3. Na tru se di Soviet plen dɛn bin rili smɔl pas di Jamani wan dɛn pan spid ɛn wɛpɔn dɛn.
  Insay Jun 1944, di Jamani dɛn nɔ bin gri fɔ du sɔntin, dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt. Di men bet bin mek pan "Mouse". Dɛn bin go fɔs, ɛn kam lɛk wef. Fɔs, di Jamani dɛn bin ebul fɔ go bifo na di say we Pɔltava de go. Di fɛt dɛn sho se di Maus na tank we slo smɔl, bɔt di sem tɛm we dɛn protɛkt am fayn fayn wan, we ebul fɔ klaym mawnten dɛn ɛn win di tin dɛn we de ambɔg di wata.
  Bɔt stil, fɔ Maus, mayn fil dɛn bin bi prɔblɛm. Pan ɔl we wi nɔ gɛt wan dawt fɔ se di motoka tenacious ɛn i gɛt wɛpɔn dɛn.
  Di Panta nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ protɛkshɔn na in sayd dɛn. Di Tigers en Tigers-2 bin somwe beta armoured.
  Insay di tank fɛt dɛn we bin de kam, di Jamani dɛn bin stil strɔng pas am. Dɛn bin rayt bɔku tank ram dɛn na Mausy. Na tru se di Jamani monsta nɔ go ebul fɔ go insay di Soviet tank dɛn, ɛn i ebul fɔ hit frɔm fa. Bɔt i dia, i kin tek bɔku pipul dɛn fɔ mek am, ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na i ebi, we kin mek i nɔ izi fɔ transpɔt dis mashin.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin ebul fɔ go bifo difrɛn say dɛn frɔm di nɔt ɛn sawt along di lɛft say na Yukren. Bɔt dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ lɔk di bɔyl ɛn dɛn bin dɔn stɔp.
  Soviet atak plen dɛn bin atak bad bad wan. Di fɛt dɛn sho se di Jamani fɛt plen we bin win pas ɔl na di TA-152, we bin advans pas di Focke-Wulf, bɔt we bin fiba pan wɛpɔn ɛn wɛpɔn dɛn.
  Di ME-309 bin tɔn to sɔntin we wɔs, pan ɔl we di motoka bin gɛt pawaful wɛpɔn dɛn ɛn i bin gɛt bɔku spid. ME-262 bin de te, i bin fast, i bin gɛt pawaful wɛpɔn dɛn, bɔt i nɔ bin ebul fɔ muv inof.
  Ɛn di Jamani fɛtman bin tɔn to tu dia ɛn i bin de tek bɔku wokman dɛn fɔ mek am. Na di Arado jet bɔm nɔmɔ sho se i wok fayn. I bin ebul fɔ rɔn pas di Soviet fɛtman dɛn ɛn i bin rili at fɔ shot am wit faya we de fɛt di plen dɛn.
  Di fɛt dɛn sho se di nyu Jaman jet dɛn sho se dɛn dɔn prɔmis. Ɛspɛshali we di Krauts bigin fɔ mek di XE-162, we dɛn bin difrɛn bay we i ebul fɔ muv, spid, ɛn di lɔw kɔst fɔ prodyuz ɛn layt wet.
  Di sɔma bin pas insay fɛt-fɛt na ɔl di frɔnt dɛn. Di Jamani dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ bil pan di sakrifays we dɛn bin gɛt fɔs. Ɛn afta dat, dɛn bin tɔn bak kpatakpata to di say we dɛn bin de fɔs.
  Bɔt di Rɛd Ami bin bog. Ɛn te to let ɔtom, no big prɔgrɛs nɔ bin de pan ɛni say. Di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt wan mɔ advans mɔdel fɔ di Panta, wit wan silhouette we smɔl, wan smɔl tɔrɛt, we dɛn bin protɛkt bɛtɛ, ɛn wan gɔn we gɛt wan barɛl lɔng we na 100 EL.
  Di E siris bin de kam bak.Mɔ advans ayrakt dɛn we gɛt jet injin dɛn bin de apia bak. Bɔt di Rɛd Ami sɛf strɔng. Insay Janwari, Stalin bin stat wan big ɔfens na di sɛnta. Bɔt wi bin gɛt fɔ win wan rili pawaful difens. Mɔ advans Tayga-2 tank dɛn wit wan tawzin ɔspawɛl injin ɛn wan impɔtant transmishɔn bin tek pat bak pan di fɛt dɛn.
  Di fɛt dɛn bin sho se di Jamani dɛn sabi fɔ fɛt. Dɛn gɔn dɛn we bin de faya kwik kwik wan ɛn we gɛt lɔng barɛl bin pwɛl di Soviet ikwipmɛnt dɛn.
  Ɛn di Jamani MP-44 asɔlt rayf bin bɛtɛ pas di Soviet PPSh, ɛn i tɔn aut fɔ bi gud fɔ difens.
  Di fɛt dɛn bin sho se di Jamani dɛn bin ebul fɔ bia. Apat frɔm dat, i nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ ajɔst taktik sɔprayz. Strɔng aerial rikonaysmɛnt pan Jamani jet dɛn sho se dɛn de pripia fɔ atak na di sɛnta. Apat frɔm dat, di Jamani dɛn bin de yuz fɔrina divishɔn dɛn tranga wan, ivin di wan dɛn we kɔmɔt na Poland.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin ebul fɔ tɔn di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn afta we di fɛt bin tek pas wan mɔnt. Dɔn insay Mach, di Nazi dɛn bin muf fɔ dɛnsɛf. Dɛn bin de yuz tin dɛn fɔ si na nɛt ɛn atak taktik dɛn we dɛn de dak. Apat frɔm dat, mɔ advans ɛn kɔmpakt E-10 ɛn E-25 bin tek pat pan di fɛt dɛn. Ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ brok di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bay we dɛn ɔganayz tu kɔldɔn dɛn. Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin kech bɔku trɔfi ɛn prizina dɛn. Di Jamani dɛn bin ivin kech Kharkov ɛn wan pat pan Donbass.
  Insay di sɔmma, di tin we bin de apin to di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin kam fɔ bi mɔ kɔmplikt. Di Jamani dɛn bin mek di E-25 gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf fɔ mek bɔku bɔku wan. Ɛn di prɛshɔn we dɛn bin de put pan di Rɛd Ami bin de bɔku mɔ ɛn mɔ. Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin de go bifo.
  Dɛn tek Ɔrɛl, Bɛlgɔrɔd, Kɔsk. Dɛn bin de go bifo kwik kwik wan. Te dɛn stɔp, nyu big big rizɔv dɛn na di USSR.
  Di Nazi dɛn go bifo ɛn win. Bɔt afta dat, dɛn bin gɛt di E-50 tank bak. Di tik we di klos tik tan lɛk di wan we kiŋ in tayga gɛt, bɔt i de pan big angul dɛn we gɛt sɛns fɔ mek i go. Di motoka insɛf gɛt layout we rili tayt ɛn i gɛt lɔw silhouette. Di skwatin tank bin we fifti tan ɛn, wit injin we gɛt 1,200 ɔspaw, i bin tɔn to rili nimbul.
  Di E-75 we ebi bin gɛt wan totɛl wet we na sɛvinti tan, bɔt bikɔs ɔf in layout we bin densa, i bin gɛt bɔku tik klos pas di Tiger-2.
  Di E-50 bin gɛt 88-mm 100 EL kanɔn, wit haydrolik stebyulayza ɛn faya we bin de 12 rawnd pan minit.
  Di E-75 bin gɛt 128-mm kanɔn ɛn wan rit fɔ faya we na et rawnd fɔ wan minit. Dɛn tank dɛn ya bin tan lɛk animal dɛn ɛn dɛn bin pwɛl ɔl di Soviet motoka dɛn.
  Stalin bin fil se i de fɔdɔm biɛn di Jamani dɛn ɛn i bin aks fɔ ansa. Di apinɛns fɔ di IS-4 bin fɔ kɔmpɛns di Jamani monsta dɛn na di E siriɔs.Bɔt di bɔn fɔ dis tank bin delay. Di Jamani dɛn bin ebul fɔ brok tru to Voronezh. Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin tray fɔ atak dɛn bak, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ du natin. Di wangren tin we bin kɔrej dɛn na dat di Nazi dɛn bin de insay di atak we dɛn bin de atak di siti. Ɛn dɛn bin gɛt damej. Bɔt Sturmtigers wit 380-mm kaliba rɔket lansa dɛn bin tek pat pan di fɛt dɛn. Ɛn bak "Sturmmaus", wit 600-mm rɔket lansa dɛn.
  Dɛn bin rili knock out ɔl neba dɛn. Dis na bin akt we bin de kil pipul dɛn. So Voronezh bin fɔdɔm afta wan mɔnt we dɛn bin dɔn fɛt wit traŋa.
  Bɔt winta bin dɔn kam pan wi ɛn di Jamani dɛn nɔ bin gɛt maynd fɔ go bifo mɔ. Di Rɛd Ami bin tray fɔ go bifo nia Leningrad, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ win di pawaful ɛnimi difens dɛn. Di ofensiv fo di senta tu end wit failure.
  Insay di spring, di IS-7 tank bin apia na di Rɛd Ami, bɔt di prɔblɛm dɛn we bin de fɔ mek di motoka nɔ bin bɔku na di fɛt-fɛt ples. Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin ansa bay we dɛn mek wan motoka we bin advans mɔ, di E-50, we we 65 tan, wit 1,500 ɔspaw gas tɔbayn injin, 250 mm frɔntal amɔ, 150 mm sayd amɔ ɛn 105 mm gɔn we gɛt 100 EL barɛl lɔng. Ɛn di rit we faya de bɔn na tɛn rawnd fɔ wan minit.
  Di T-54 nɔ dɔn go insay mas prodakshɔn yet. Di Jamani dɛn bin tek advantej pan dis ɛn bigin fɔ atak di Kɔkas. So faw dɛn dɔn ebul fɔ go bifo. Te insay di sɔmma dɛn sojaman dɛn bin rɔn go insay di Stalingrad knot. Di fɛt dɛn bin tɔn to blɔd. Nɔn pan di tu say dɛn nɔ bin fɔ giv-ɔp. Di Jaman disk plen dɛn bak bin tek pat pan di fɛt dɛn. Di Nazi dɛn we bin de na di sawt bin brok go na di siti dɛn we nem Grozny ɛn Ordzhonikidze, bɔt dɛn bin stɔp dɛn. Di fɛt bin drɛg te to di kol sizin. Ɛn insay di kol sizin, di fɔs layn nɔ bin de chenj.
  Di nɛks ia, T-54 tank dɛn bin tek pat pan di fɛt dɛn. Dɛn bin protɛkt dɛn bɛtɛ ɛn dɛn bin gɛt 100mm gɔn. Bɔt dɛn bin stil smɔl pas di Jamani pipul dɛn. Di fɛt bin rili bad. Bɔt di Nazi dɛn stil nɔ bin ebul fɔ tek Stalingrad. Ɛn na di sawt, di fɔs layn nɔ bin de wok.
  Bɔt di Rɛd Ami sɛf bin bog dɔŋ... So di fɛt bin drɛg go bifo. Bay dis tɛm, Amɛrika bin dɔn win Jepan ɛn i nɔ bin put an pan di wɔ. Ɛn dɛn bin de luk frɔm ɔp, dɛn se, udat go win udat.
  Di fɛt bitwin di Nazi dɛn ɛn di Rɛd Ami bin kɔntinyu te 1950 dɔn. Soviet jet MIG-15 ɛn Jamani ME-363 ɛn ME-2010, ɛn TA-283 bin apia. Disk plen dɛn dɔn impɔtant. Bɔt rid di fɔs layn, i nɔ chenj. Di Nazi dɛn bin jɔs ebul fɔ kech Sukhumi ɛn Gudauta, bɔt dɛn bin stɔp dɛn na Zugdidi. Di Rɛd Ami sɛf nɔ bin ebul fɔ gɛt sakrifays. Jaman motoka dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de drayv fayn fayn wan insay di kol sizin ɛn we sno de rɔn. So i nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ go insay dɛn difens dɛn. Jaman tank dɛn ɛn gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf bin kam insay di say we dɛn bin de brok di ples. Dɛn bin mit Soviet motoka dɛn wit shot dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn aim fayn fayn wan. Ɛn dɛn bin stɔp fɔ go bifo. Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin lɔs ɛn dɛn bin stɔp. Batɛl dɛn bin de apin na di skay. Huffman bin ebul fɔ pas di gol fɔ wan tawzin plen dɛn we dɛn shot dɔŋ, fɔ dat dɛn bin gi am di Nayt Krɔs fɔ di Ayɔn Kros, wit platina ɔk lif, sɔd ɛn dayamɔn. Dɛn bin mek dis spɛshal awɔd spɛshal fɔ Huffman ɛn Rudel. Dɛn pipul ya na bin big big fɛtman dɛn.
  Kozhedub bin shot dɔŋ pas wan ɔndrɛd ɛn siksti ayrakt dɛn bak ɛn i bin gɛt siks gold sta dɛn as hiro fɔ di USSR fɔ dis. Na so i fɔ bi: hiro in gold sta fɔ twɛnti fayv plen dɛn we dɔn dɔŋ.
  Huffman na, fɔ tru, wan supa ɛs. Bɔt di Soviet payɔnia dɛn bak strɔng.
  Pan ɔl we di wan dɛn na Jamani kin wok mɔ.
  Insay Janwari 1, 1951, afta we dɛn bin dɔn fɛt fɔ lɛk tɛn ia so, dɛn bin mek wan lɔ bak fɔ stɔp fɔ fɛt. Dɛn bigin fɔ tɔk to pipul dɛn. Hitler bin insist se dɛn fɔ gi am di Kɔkas ɛn Lɛningrad. Stalin nɔ bin gri wit dis. Bɔt ɔl tu di say dɛn bin de rɛdi fɔ fɛt. Insay di USSR, sɔm prɔblɛm dɛn bin kam na di fild fɔ divɛlɔp tank tɛknɔlɔji ɛn fɔ naw di T-54 ɛn IS-7 bin stil de, ɛn smɔl leta di IS-10. Bɔt di las tank nɔ pawaful ɛn i kin kɔt klos lɛk di IS-7, ɛn dɛn nɔ kin protɛkt am bɛtɛ na di sayd dɛn. Di Jaman dɛn bin mek pyramidal AG dɛn - we bin de kɔnduktiv mɔ, we bin rili simpul fɔ mek ɛn we dɛn bin de protɛkt dɛn bɛtɛ. Di AG siriɔs wit gas tɔbayn injin ɛn pawaful gɔn dɛn bin tɔn to prɔblɛm fɔ di Sɔviɛt disayna dɛn. Jet avieshɔn bak bin de divɛlɔp. Ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat, disk plen dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ ambɔg smɔl gɔn dɛn. We bin mek di Bolshevik dɛn gɛt bɔku prɔblɛm.
  Stalin bin day Mach 5, 1953. Ɛn di tin bin wɔs wantɛm wantɛm. Hitler bin disayd fɔ tek advantej pan di tɛm ɛn i bigin fɔ fɛt Epril 20, 1953, jɔs insay in batde. Insay prinsipul, di Jamani dɛn nɔ bin gɛt ɔda we fɔ du dat. Amɛrika bin gɛt nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn ɛn i bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de promot fɔ mek dɛn mek haydrojɛn bɔm, so fɔ atak di Wɛst nɔ bin rili izi. Ɛn i tu denja.
  Di USSR nɔ gɛt nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn yet, so yu kin pok yu nos rawnd. Di Tɔd Rayk bin tu let bak fɔ mek di atɔmik bɔm.
  Bɔt i bin ebul fɔ mek disko dɛn we dɛn strimlayn bay wan laminar flɔ we dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ shot dɔŋ.
  Apat frɔm dat, tank we gɛt piramid na tin we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔp.
  Ɛn na so di Nazi dɛn bigin fɔ fɛt. Fɔ tru, fɔs, chaos bin rili apin na di USSR. Beria bin want fɔ bi di edman fɔ di Stet Difɛns Kɔmiti. Bɔt bɔku pan di mɛmba dɛn na di Politbiuro bin tɔk fɔ Voznesensky.
  I nɔ tu te, dɛn shot Beria. Pantap dat, i nɔ go te igen, dɛn nɔ go jɔj dɛn ɔ dɛn nɔ du ɛni investayshɔn.
  Ɛn di Jamani dɛn bin tek advantej pan dis, dɛn bin tek di Kɔkas ɛn Stalingrad. Di tin bin kɔmplikt bikɔs dɛn bin kam insay di wɔ na di sayd we di Tɔd Rayk ɛn Tɛki bin de. Di big big sojaman dɛn we di Hitler kɔlishin bin jɔyn, we Spen, Pɔtyugal, ɛn Swidan bin jɔyn, bin ebul fɔ du bɔku tin dɛn. Insay di fɔl insay 1953, di Nazi dɛn bin atak Saratov ɛn Mɔsko. Ɛn na di nɔt, dɛn bin kech Karelia ɛn Astrakhan.
  Di tin dɔn rili wɔs.
  Di Jamani dɛn we bin de na di sɛnt bin rich na Vyazma, tek dis siti ɛn kam nia Rzhev.
  Dɛn bin ebul fɔ brok insay Saratov. Bɔt na dis siti di Rɛd Ami bin heroically resist. Ɛn i bin stɔp di ɛnimi. Dɛn bin de ol Rzhev bak. Wan ɔda wɔ winta dɔn kam. Bɔt di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt Kɔkashian ɔyl fɔ dɛnsɛf, bɔt di Rɔshian dɛn bin gɛt blak gold na Sayberia, di Vɔlga rijɔn ɛn bɔku ɔda say dɛn.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin stɔp insay di kol sizin, ɛn dɛn bin jɔs de faya ɛn tray fɔ win na di ays. Disk plen dɛn, we bin rili de ram Rɔshian plen dɛn, bin kam fɔ bi denja mɔ fɔ di Soviet sojaman dɛn. Fɔ nak ɛnimi dɛn we nɔ gɛt sɔri-at. Di Rɔshian dɛn bin rili at fɔ de na di ays, bɔt te naw di Tɔd Rayk nɔ bin gɛt bɔku disko dɛn. Bɔt di wan dɛn we bin de na di rank dɛn bin rili, rili aktif.
  Di ia 1954 bin kam. Di Fuhrer bin ɔda fɔ bɔm Mɔsko ɛn brok di resistans. Di Jamani tank we dɛn kɔl pyramidal AG-50 bin sho se i ebul fɔ du bɔku tin dɛn fɔ fɛt. Di spring ofensiv na di sawt bin dɔn wit di kapchɔ fɔ Kuibyshev ɛn bay Jun di advans to Ulyanovsk. Ɛn na di siti we nem Lɛnin nɔmɔ bin de mek trangayes fɔ mek dɛn nɔ gri fɔ am. Ɛn insay Julay di Jamani dɛn bin tek Yuralsk, insay Ɔgɔst Guryev. Ɛn dɛn bin mek Kazakhstan trɛtin.
  Insay di fɔl, di Jamani dɛn bin atak Mɔsko. Afta dɛn dɔn fɛt tranga wan dɛn tek Rzhev ɛn Kalinin. Wi bin go nia Tula. Ulyanovsk bin fɔdɔm insay Disɛmba. Di Nazi dɛn bin go bifo na Kazan. Insay Fɛbwari 1955, Tula bin fɔdɔm. Ɛn insay Mach, Penza de bak. Di Jamani dɛn bin tek Tashkent bak na Sɛntral Eshia, ɛn dɛn bin tek bɔku land bak.
  Insay Epril, di Jaman sojaman dɛn bin go fɛt ɛn we Me bigin, dɛn bin rawnd Mɔsko. Di siti bin si insɛf na wan kɔmplit blok. Bɔt Leningrad, we nɔ kɔmɔn, bin stil ol ɔp. Di atak we dɛn bin atak Mɔsko bin drɛg go bifo. Na wan siti we rili big. Bɔku bɔku sojaman dɛn ɛn militia dɛn. Dɛn bin de put tɛn ia ol bɔbɔ dɛn bak ɔnda dɛn an. Na da sem tɛm de, di Jamani dɛn bin atak Kazan. Dɛn bin dɔn sidɔm rawnd Leningrad ɔlsay ɛn i bin de gɛt bad bad angri.
  Insay Julay, Kazan bin fɔdɔm afta fɛt-fɛt we bɔku pipul dɛn bin de fɛt. Ɛn insay Ɔgɔst 9, di wan dɛn we bin de fɛt na Mɔsko nɔ bin de igen. Di siti bin pwɛl kpatakpata. Ɛn na so dɛn tek di kapital siti na di USSR. Insay Sɛptɛmba, di Jamani dɛn bin tek Ryazan, ɛn insay Ɔktoba dɛn bin tek di siti we nem Gɔki, ɛn bak na Vɔlɔgda. Na di sawt pat, di Nazi dɛn bin kech Alma-Ata, ɛn klos to ɔl di Sɛntral Eshia, ɛn bak Ufa ɛn Ɔrenbɔg.
  Insay Ɔktoba, di Jamani dɛn bin tray fɔ go bifo na Svɛdlɔvsk. Bɔt di wɛda bin mek di Nazi dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ du am. Ɛn pan ɔl dat, we Novɛmba bigin, dɛn bin kam nia di tɔd kapital siti na di USSR.
  Bɔt insay Novɛmba 8, 1955, dɛn bin tray fɔ kil Hitlɛr. Ɛn jɔs pan di anivesari fɔ di Bia Ɔl Puts, dɛn kil am. Ɛn dɛn bin ambɔg di tɛm we di Gret ɛn Terrible Dictator bin de rul. Di Nazi dɛn bin tek wan impɔtant pat pan di USSR ɛn klos to ɔl di Yurop. Di Fuhrer in drim fɔ rul di wɔl nɔ bin rili bi.
  Bɔt di bɛnifit dɛn we di Tɔd Rayk bin gɛt rili impɔtant. Ɛn i notis se Jamani dɔn bɔku.
  Afta Hitler day, Amɛrika ɛn Briten bin anawns wan ɔltimatum to di USSR ɛn di Tɔd Rayk. Lɛk, dɔn di wɔ. Ɛn tɔk bɔt pis.
  Bɔt di Jamani dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi de nia Svɛdlɔvsk. Schellenberg, we bi Hitler in ples ɛn rijent ɔnda di yɔŋ ɛri Wolf, bin tɔk se pis de insay di bɔda dɛn na di Yural rij, ɛn Sɛntral Eshia as pat pan di Tɔd Rayk.
  Amɛrika bin sɔpɔt dis opshɔn. Voznesensky nɔ bin gri fɔ du dat.
  Dɔn USA ɛn Briten bin deklare wɔ pan di USSR. Dɛn bin mek wan agrimɛnt wit Jamani: te to di Yural, ɔl ɔda tin na Amɛrika ɛn British pas di Yural.
  Ɛn insay 1956, Amɛrika, Briten ɛn Jamani bin bigin fɔ fɛt. Di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin sɛn wan nyu tank we dɛn kɔl IS-15, we bin gɛt pawa we pas ɔl ɛn i bin gɛt wɔndaful kwaliti dɛn. Bɔt dis nɔ bin ebul fɔ afɛkt di we aw di wɔ bin de go bifo igen. Di USSR, bikɔs ɔf distans, bin ol fɔ smɔl pas wan ia, ɛn dɛn bin tek am. Ɛn Voznesensky bin day. Na Mashal Vasilɛvski bin de bifo di wan dɛn we bin de agens di gɔvmɛnt.
  Di gɔli wɔ bin tek tɛn ia mɔ. I nɔ dɔn ɔfishal wan yet wit di sayn we dɛn sayn wan agrimɛnt bɔt ɔtonomi fɔ Rɔshia.
  Di Tɔd Rayk bin bi wan ɛmpaya we bin rili divɛlɔp. Nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn we dɛn dɔn gɛt. Pantap dat, di Nazi dɛn bin flay go na di mun ivin bifo di Amɛrikan dɛn.
  Bɔt di stebiliti nɔ bin las tu lɔng, insay 1988, dɛn bin mek wan jenɛra na di Tɔd Rayk we bin mek nyuklia ɛn tɛmnyuklia riakshɔn nɔ apin bay redyushɔn. Ɛn bay 1990, di Jamani pipul dɛn bin dɔn ebul fɔ kɔba di wan ol wɔl wit da kayn raytin de.
  Ɛn fɔ dɔn, insay 1991, wan nyu big wan bigin, di Tɔd Wɔl Wɔ agens USA, Briten ɛn dɛn padi dɛn. Pɔtyugal, Spen, Swidan, Tɛki, ɛn ɔda sataylayt dɛn bin fɛt na di sayd we di Tɔd Rayk bin de.
  Di wɔ bin bigin Hitlɛr in batde, Epril 20, 1991, ɛn i bin de sho nyu tɛm na mɔtalman istri.
  ROKOSSOVSKY BI RAYT?
  Insay di ɔda AI, Stalin bin sɔpɔt Rokossovsky ɛn ɔda fɔ pwɛl Pɔlɔs in sojaman dɛn na Stalingrad instead fɔ atak Mainstein. Dis na bin disishun we pipul dɛn bin de agyu bɔt, bɔt na di spirit we Stalin bin gɛt, we bin plan fɔ mek ɔda bɔyl.
  Bɔt dɛn nɔ bin tek Pɔlɔs in sojaman dɛn smɔl, ɛn dɛn bin de na wan say we gɛt strɔng wɔl dɛn. Ɛn di Soviet sojaman dɛn, mɔ di Sɛkɔn Gɔd Ami, bin lɔs bɔku tin dɛn. Bɔt Mainstein bin stil brok di difens dɛn ɛn kɔnɛkt wit Pɔlɔs. Di Jamani dɛn bin brok di kɔridɔ ɛn tray fɔ ol Stalingrad.
  Stalin bin dimand fɔ tek di siti pan ɔl we i nɔ go tek am. Ɛn bad bad fɛt-fɛt bigin. Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin tray fɔ ol Stalingrad. Dɛn bin laki bikɔs dɛn nɔ bin de rul di Rɛd Ami ɔltogɛda wit wanwɔd. Ɛn di Nazi dɛn bin de kɛr tin dɛn go tru di kɔridɔ.
  Bɔt fɔ naw, dɛn bin de ol di pozishɔn dɛn. Di fɛt bin drɛg te Fɛbwari dɔn. Di Rɛd Ami nɔ bin tek di siti ɔl, dɛn bin stɔp.
  Dɛn bin stɔp fɔ stɔp.
  Hitler, we bin de gɛt siriɔs prɔblɛm dɛn na di Afrikan sɛktɔ insay di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ, bin tɛl Stalin se i go stɔp fɔ fɛt fɔ siks mɔnt.
  Stalin, we in sojaman dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ gɛt tin dɛn we pɔsin kin si insay di winta, ɛn we i bin de fred fɔ mek nyu spring ɔfens, bin gri fɔ tek di ɔf.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin tek advantej pan dis bay we dɛn bin mek di plen dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ flay na di Mɛditarenian, strɔng bad bad wan. Ɛn fɔ deklare tɔtal wɔ.
  Dɛn bin sɛn Tayga ɛn Panta dɛn na Afrika. Di fɔs fɛt-fɛt we dɛn bin gɛt wit di British dɛn dɔn sho se di Jaman tank dɛn nɔ bin gɛt ɛnitin we ikwal to di tin dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ fɛt ɛn di tin dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ fɛt. Tin bin wɔs smɔl wit di drayv we di nyu motoka dɛn bin de drayv. Di ebi wet bin mek i nɔ izi bak fɔ transpɔt.
  Bɔt dɛn bin kɔmpɛns dis bay pawaful kanɔn dɛn we bin de go insay Inglish motoka dɛn.
  Di atak we Hitler in sojaman dɛn bin de fɛt, bin mek dɛn tek Libya ɛn dɛn bin win di Amɛrikan dɛn na Aljeria. I pas wan ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti tawzin sojaman ɛn ɔfisa dɛn we dɛn bin kech. Di Nazi dɛn bin tek ɔl di Ikwetorial Afrika ɛn Jibraltar. Afta dat, Rommel bin bigin fɔ fɛt na Ijipt. Ɛn i nɔ jɔs ebul fɔ win de, bɔt i bin tek Irak ɛn di Midul Is bak.
  Bay dis tɛm, di trus bitwin di USSR ɛn di Tɔd Rayk bin dɔn dɔn. Bɔt Stalin nɔ bin rɔsh fɔ bigin fɛt bak. I bin tray fɔ kip in trɛnk ɛn fɛn nyu wɛpɔn. So, i bin gri wit wetin Hitlɛr bin tɛl am fɔ mek dɛn stɔp fɔ fɛt fɔ siks mɔnt mɔ.
  Di Fuhrer bin tray fɔ tek kɔntrol pan di Dak Kɔntinɛnt kɔmplit wan. Ɛn i tan lɛk se i bin ebul fɔ du am. Di Jamani dɛn bin krɔs di British ɛn di Amɛrikan dɛn na Afrika.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin gɛt di tank we dɛn kɔl Panther-2. Di motoka bin gɛt 88 mm kanɔn, wit wan barɛl lɔng we na 71 El, ɛn 120 mm klos na in fɔɛd, 60 mm na di sayd, ɛn 150 mm na di tɔrɛt fɔnt. Wit wet we na fifti tan ɛn injin we gɛt 900 ɔspaw.
  Dis tank gud frɔm ɔl di say dɛn we yu de si am, ivin di we aw yu de drayv. Ɛn in gɔn na in de wok pas ɔlman.
  "Panther"-2 kin bi mashin we bin bɛtɛ pas ɔl tu di IS-2 ɛn di T-34-85.
  Stalin bin tray bak fɔ put di wɔ bifo tɛm. Hitler nɔ bin de rɔsh yet. In sojaman dɛn bin land na Briten insay Jun 1944. Ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ tek di mɛtropɔlis.
  Ɛn fɔ tru insay tu wiks. Ɛn Lɔndɔn bin fɔdɔm. Afta dat, Amɛrika, wit in tel bitwin in leg, bin prɔpos fɔ mek dɛn stɔp fɔ fɛt.
  Na da tɛm de, Jepan bin sink smɔl ɔnda Amɛrika atak dɛn. Ɛn di Fuhrer nɔ bin gri fɔ tek di ɔf. Ɛn i disayd fɔ tek ova Amɛrika.
  Stalin bin sho se i rɛdi fɔ go fɛt di wɔ agens Amɛrika. So, wan kɔlishin fɔ di Aks pawa dɛn bin kɔmɔt. Ɔl tu di say dɛn bin gladi fɔ dis.
  Di Rɛd Ami ɛn di Tɔd Rayk, togɛda wit di Japan pipul dɛn, bin de bifo fɔ fɛt di wɔ. Insay 1945, di Jamani dɛn bin bigin fɔ mek "E" siriɔs tank dɛn, we dɛn bin difrɛn bay we dɛn gɛt lɔw silhouettes, big angul dɛn we gɛt rɛshɔnal armɔ slɔp ɛn pawaful injin dɛn. Nyu tank dɛn we nem E-50 ɛn E-75 bin tek di ples fɔ di Panther-2 ɛn Tiger-2. Tɛnki fɔ di layout we dɛn bin de mek, dɛn bin gɛt wan silhouette we smɔl, dɛn bin gɛt bɔku tik wɛpɔn dɛn ɛn dɛn bin gɛt mɔ pawaful gɔn dɛn.
  Dɛn kayn tank dɛn de nɔ bin gɛt ɛni ikwal na di Amɛrika ɛn Rɔshian ami dɛn. Stalin nɔ bin ebul fɔ lɛf di tati-fo pipul dɛn yet. Ɛn Amɛrika stil gɛt Shermans ɛn Pershengs insay in siriɔs. Di fɛt dɛn sho se dɛn fɛt-fɛt ya nɔto bin rival fɔ di nyu jɛnɛreshɔn pan Jamani tank dɛn.
  Di Pershing bin stil ebul fɔ fɛt di T-34-85. I bin gɛt wan wɛpɔn we bin gɛt pawa pas dat, ɛn i bin gɛt tin fɔ fɛt we i tik smɔl. Bɔt di E-50 nɔ bin ol ɔp insay wan frɔnt fɛt.
  Jaman jet plen dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ kɔmpit. Ɛn disko dɛn bigin fɔ apia. We dɛn nɔ kin ambɔg smɔl gɔn dɛn atɔl.
  Ɔnda dɛn kɔndishɔn ya, di Jamani dɛn bin go bifo. Ɛn wit dɛn, gyal pikin dɛn we kɔmɔt na di Rɛd Ami bak.
  Natasha, Maria, Angelika ɛn Svetlana de fɛt na di SU-100. Fɔ tɔk tru, dis gɔn we de yuz insɛf fayn. I kin go insay Amɛrika pipul dɛn frɔm ɛni distans.
  Natasha shot, brok tru di Sherman ɛn ala se:
  - Glori to big Rɔshia!
  Ɛn di titi de rɛst in fut we nɔ gɛt natin pan di pedal dɛn.
  Dɔn Maria we gɛt gold ia shot. I kin slap bak kɔrɛkt wan. I de go insay di ɛnimi.
  Ɛn afta dat i de chirp:
  - Oh, mi Mama Land!
  Ɛn di titi in fut dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin de muf.
  Di nɛks shot na di Anjɛlika we gɛt faya de faya am. I de slap di ɛnimi wit wan pawaful "Drying" ɛn siŋ:
  - Wan tu Tri! Pwɛl ɔlman in kɔntri!
  Afta dat di titi de sho in tit.
  Neks, Svetlana faya in turn ɛn se:
  - Furious kɔnstrɔkshɔn skwad! Furious kɔnstrɔkshɔn skwad! Di layt dɛn de bɔn brayt brayt wan!
  Di SU-100 na wan ifektiv sɛlf-propɛl gɔn, we kin faya kwik kwik wan. Sɔntɛm na di bɛst motoka na di Rɛd Ami, bikɔs dɛn nɔ de mek di T-54 yet.
  bכt i nכ de protεkt bak bכku bכku wan - di fכnt armכr na כnli 75 mm. Na tru se na angle we na 50 digri.
  Bɔt di Pɛshing kin stil ebul fɔ go insay. So yu nid fɔ de bifo di kɔv.
  Natasha bin siŋ wit smayl se:
  - Gladi! Gladi! Daun wit ol ej!
  Ɛn di titi go spank wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i de sho in fes.
  Maria tek am ɛn siŋ se:
  - Mi kɔntri, di daknɛs na di yunivas, .
  I kin repel di onslaught of wikɛd ɛnimi dɛn...
  A nɔ go ebul fɔ liv wan de we yu nɔ lɛk, .
  A redi fɔ gi mi layf fɔ mi drim kɔntri!
  Ɛn di titi pul di triga wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn nak di Amɛrikan motoka.
  Dɔn i bin twit se:
  -Bili, Bili, Bili - krokodail apɛtit!
  Ɛn di titi bin stɔp in tɔŋ!
  Anjɛlika bin siŋ we i bin de shot:
  - Maria! Maria! Di man gɛt malaria!
  Ɛn ɔl di 4 gyal pikin dɛn go laf!
  Afta dat di SU-100 go kray. Ɛn i go pwɛl di Sherman, split am to tu.
  Natasha bin tɔk klia wan se:
  - Mi na day!
  Di Jamani ɛn Rɔshian dɛn bin de go bifo ɔlsay na Alaska. Dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi kech am ɔlsay. Di Amɛrikin dɛn bin de tɔn bak. Na da sem tɛm de, di Nazi dɛn ɛn di Jepan dɛn ɔl tu bin muf kɔmɔt na Ajentina, da tɛm de dɛn bin muf wit Brazil, ɛn dɛn bin muf go na di Isthmus na Panama.
  Gɛda in tank kru bin fɛt de.
  Afta dɛn dɔn skata di Amɛrikin dɛn, di Jamani gyal pikin dɛn klaym kɔmɔt na di tank. Ɛn lɛ wi mek di yɔŋ man we dɛn kech fayn fayn ia we ol lɛk siksti ia sɔfa. Di viktim bin fayn ɛn i bin tɔn di gyal pikin dɛn.
  Fɔs, dɛn pul in klos ɛn tay am na wan tik. Dɔn di 4 gyal pikin dɛn bigin fɔ dans. Na da sem tɛm de, di fayn fayn uman dɛn bin nekɛd kpatakpata.
  Dɔn dɛn grap di bɔbɔ in man pafɛkt wan bay wan ɛn swɛt in tɛstikul wit dɛn strɔng an dɛn. Ɛn i kin mek pɔsin fil pen. Di bɔbɔ ala, ɛn we in fut dɛn prɛs tumɔs, i nɔ bin no natin igen.
  Afta dat di gyal pikin dɛn bigin fɔ shot di yɔŋ man wit aro. Wan wan tɛm dɛn kin bit am ɛn chuk am. Dɔn dɛn layt faya ɔnda dɛn il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn bigin fɔ frɛy di skin. Wan fayn smel bin de fɔ bɔn.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn go laf:
  - Chinganchuk we de na di wɔl!
  Ɛn dɛn go bigin fɔ jomp ɛn jomp bak. Na big big bitch! Dɔn Gɛda grap di man in nos wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn swɛt:
  - Dis na aw Jamani ɛn Yurop de liv!
  Ɛn aw i go swɛt in nos...
  Afta dat di gyal pikin dɛn bigin fɔ briŋ tɔch to di yɔŋ man in nekɛd, mɔsul bɔdi ɛn bɔn am wit faya. Fɔ tru tru, i de bɔn. Ɛn nɔ de gi ɛni sɔri-at.
  Na big big hiro gyal dɛn! Simply supa ɛn aerobatiks!
  Dɛn faya di yɔŋ man, i ala ɛn lɔs kɔnshɛns. Di sadist gyal dɛn bin de pepa am ɛn tɔn sɔl pan in bɔn dɛn. Ɛn dɛn faya bak.
  Ɛn afta dat, dɛn bigin fɔ it tin dɛn we nɔ impɔtant. Dɛn jɔs tek di yɔŋ man ɛn it am.
  Witout eni prejudis.
  Ɛn afta dat, dɛn it ɛn it bak! Di gyal pikin dɛn it dɛn ful-ɔp wit mɔtalman mit ɛn slip.
  Fo nekɛd biuti dɛn jɔs grap ɛn slip. Ɛn dɛn bin de drim lɛk dis...
  I bin tan lɛk se dɛn dɔn tek di wan ol wɔl ɛn mek chaos insay de wit wan bad bad tin we apin. Ɛn wan ɔndrɛd man dɛn bin rep ɛni wan pan dɛn. We rili fayn!
  Afta dɛn wek, di gyal pikin dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ muf insay di E-50 tank. Di motoka de go bifo bad bad wan.
  Gɛda faya pan di Amɛrikin Sheman, i chuk in fɔɛd ɛn siŋ se:
  - Dis na biuti! Wi de kam wit wan pusi wit wi!
  Ɛn aw di wɔman go laf! Ɛn i de sho in tit dɛn!
  I bin imajin wan stik we gɛt jed we de puls de kam insay in mɔt ɛn purr wit gladi at.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin ful-ɔp wit gladi at. Speshali, dɛn bin it fayn ɛn it di fayn yɔŋ man. Ɛn dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ drayv ɛn stiar di tank.
  Dɛn shot dɛnsɛf, pwɛl di Persheng ɛn Sherman dɛn.
  We Gɛda bin de shot di Amɛrika pipul dɛn, i bin mɛmba di tin dɛn we i bin du insay di wɔ.
  Aw i bin fɛt na di ist frɔnt insay 1941, wit Shalɔt.
  Na bin sɔmda, ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn bin de fɛt wit dɛn fut. Ɛn dɛn fɔdɔm na trap. Dɛn bin si se rɛd sojaman dɛn bin de sandwich dɛn.
  Dɛn tu wɔri pipul ya bin mek di Soviet sojaman dɛn kam nia ɛn shot dɛn rayt na dɛn yay. Ɛn dɛn fos dɛn fɔ fɔdɔm day wantɛm wantɛm.
  Ɛn di Rɔshian dɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ klaym ɛn klaym. Tu tati-fo pipul bin de kam nia di Jaman gyal pikin dɛn.
  Ɛn afta dat, Gɛda, we ol di grenade wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, trowe am pan di katapila. Ɛn afta dat, di Soviet tank, we bin dɔn gɛt damej, tɔn na in sayd ɛn ram in kɔmpin.
  Gɛda bin laf ɛn siŋ se:
  - Ɛn di wan we de waka tru layf wit siŋ,
  I nɔ go ɛva lɔs ɛnisay!
  Ɛn bak di wɔman go bɔs laf!
  Charlotte en Gerda bin komot fo dat mes, en ivin get wan rather modest reward by tide standad: aiyan kros dem fo di sekon klas. Bɔt di gyal pikin dɛn kin proud fɔ dis.
  Ɛn afta dat, dɛn bin kech di jenɛral insay wan traŋa fɛt. Pantap dat, di sojaman dɛn nɔ bin shem fɔ fos am fɔ kis dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn dɛn bin gɛt grɔn we dɛn kɔl grin fut frɔm di gras.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de fɛt wit bikini ɛn barefut, dis bin gi dɛn spɛshal trɛnk. Dis tɛm ya, Kristina ɛn Magda dɛnsɛf bin de na di dɛzat we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Gɛda ɛn Shalɔt bin mek di Soviet jenɛral sɔfa ɛn gi am to dɛn yon. Fɔ dis, dɛn bin gi dɛn ayɛn krɔs, fɔs klas.
  We di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin de fɛt nia Mɔsko, di gyal pikin dɛnsɛf bin de na di sno we nɔ gɛt natin fɔ du wit dɛn fut. Ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ drɛb di atak we di sojaman dɛn we bin de oba dɛn bin de atak dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin pwɛl tri ɔndrɛd Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn ɛn ilevin tank dɛn insay wan fɛt.
  So, dɛn bin kɔba di we aw dɛn sojaman dɛn bin de kɔmɔt. We di Jaman sojaman dɛn bin de luk aw gyal pikin dɛn we gɛt maynd ɛn we gɛt mɔsul dɛn bin de fɛt wit bikini we di ples kol bad bad wan, dɛn bin de wam dɛnsɛf na dɛn maynd.
  Gɛda ɛn Shalɔt na bin sayn fɔ di Aryan dɛn we na bin heroism. Ɛn dɛn nɔ bin ɛva shem dɛnsɛf.
  Dɛn bin lɛk fɔ mek prizina dɛn sɔfa ɛn rep. Bɔt di sem tɛm dɛn bin de fɛt wit sɛns. Na dɛn heroism bin ɛp di Fritz dɛn fɔ ol ɔp na Stalingrad.
  Na de 4 gyal pikin dɛn mit togɛda. Ɛn Gɛda, Shalɔt, Kristina ɛn Magda bin fɛt lɛk animal dɛn. Dɛn bin ebul fɔ stɔp di advans we di supiriɔs fɔs dɛn na di Rɛd Ami bin de go bifo.
  Gɛda bin mɛmba Stalingrad, aw dɛn bin de fɛt, af-af nekɛd na di kol. Fɔ fɛt di atak dɛn we di rɛd sojaman dɛn de atak.
  Gɛda bin trowe wan grenade wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, skata Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn ɛn siŋ se:
  - En di big Reich tel wi, don"t drift!
  Charlotte bin fɛt tranga wan bak. I trowe di gift fɔ day wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn his:
  - Nɔ tɔn bak!
  Kristina bin de faya frɔm mashin gɔn dɛn. Ɛn bak wit in bare fut i go lans sɔntin we go kil pɔsin. I de skata di fasist dɛn ɛn siŋ se:
  - Wi nɔ go giv ɔp, bɔt wi go fɛt ɔltɛm!
  Ɛn i go sho in tɔŋ!
  Magda, dis gyal we gɛt gold ia, insɛf trowe wan kil prɛzɛnt ɛn swɛt:
  - Lɛ wi nɔ mek wi vɛks! Wi na fasist, wi de chuk yu na yu bak!
  Ɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, i de trowe grenade.
  Insay Stalingrad, gyal pikin dɛn bin de fɛt lɛk se dɛn nekɛd insay di kol sizin. Ɛn dɛn bin rili gɛt sakrifays. Di men sikrit na fɔ trowe grenade wit fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Na ya Gɛda trowe in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn swɛt:
  - En a"m so scary...
  Charlotte konfam, ron di prezant wit in bare fut:
  - Ɛn skɛri we yu nɔ gɛt mek-ap, ɛn mek-ap!
  Ɛn afta dat, i go giv-ɔp bak wit in il we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn afta dat, Kristina go krash pan di ɛnimi. Ɛn sɛn pwɛl pwɛl wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i de skata Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn.
  Ɛn i go siŋ:
  - Wan tu Tri! Brek Stalin we yu de du!
  Afta dat i go sho in fang tit!
  En den Magda go hit yu. Ɛn aw i go strip. Ɛn i de ala na in lɔng dɛn ed se:
  - Mi na wan supa gyal!
  Ɛn frɔm in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, wan ɔda prɛzɛnt fɔ pwɛl pwɛl de flay.
  Ɔl di gyal pikin dɛn rili gladi. Ɛn dɛn de pwɛl di Rɛd Ami. Ɛn so sɛxy. Ɛn dɛn lɛk mɔtalman. Afta ɔl, nɔto jɔs gyal pikin dɛn, bɔt witch dɛn.
  Ɛn mami ɛn dadi biznɛs de gi majik pawa.
  So bikɔs ɔf dɛn damn tin ya, i nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ tek Stalingrad! Ɛn naw dɛn de go bifo tru Panama ɛn bit di Amɛrika pipul dɛn.
  Gerda panch di Sherman ɛn siŋ:
  - Wi go bold fɔ go fɛt fɔ di pawa we di Nazi dɛn gɛt! En a biliv se wi go kil ol di pacifists!
  Yes, di gyal pikin dem ya na haybrid en aktif.
  Di ɔfens we di fasist sojaman dɛn de du de go bifo lɛk klok wok. Na dɛn yunit dɛn ya we de muf ɔlsay na Kanada. Ɛn dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi de kam nia Amɛrika teritɔri. Jaman tank dɛn strɔng pas am fa fawe. Bɔt ivin na di ays, jet plen dɛn kin bɔku.
  Na di supa-paylɔt gyal Agave de flay. I de thrash di Amɛrika pipul dɛn witout ɛni prɔblɛm. Jɛnɛral wan, gyal we de na di kɔntrol fɔ plen kin kol. Ɛspɛshali if i wɛr jɔs bikini ɛn barefut.
  Agave shot insɛf ɛn ala wit wamat:
  - Mek Prɔshia strɔng!
  Ɛn bak i tan lɛk bulɛt! Ɛn dɛn bin shot tri plen dɛn wan tɛm.
  Ɛn in patna we nem Agata nɔ de fa biɛn am. Dɛn tu gyal pikin dɛn ya dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nekɛd ɛn dɛn rili fayn. Ɛn so dɛn kin kɔt ɛn pwɛl ɔl di kayn plen dɛn.
  Agave shot dɔŋ 4 ɔda plen dɛn wit wan bɔrst ɛn swɛt:
  - Fɔ di sake fɔ win we go de sote go! Fɔ mek dɛn rul di wɔl!
  En Agata bin faya nel tu. I shot fayv plen dɛn ɛn ala se:
  - Fɔ di sake fɔ di Mama Land ɛn Mama Jamani!
  Ɛn in fut we nɔ gɛt natin go shek. Lɛ wi tɔk tru, di gyal pikin dɛn we de ya rili fayn.
  Dɛn de flay pan di layt ME-262 modifyeshɔn "X", we rili fast, wit swip wing, ɛn rili manej. Ɛn di wɛpɔn dɛn rili pawaful.
  Di Amɛrika pipul dɛn nɔ ebul yet fɔ mek wan fɛt-fɛt we rɛdi fɔ fɛt. Ɛn dɛn kin trit dɛn ɛn krɔs dɛn lɛk pis.
  Agave, we de shot ɛn knock dɔŋ, bin siŋ:
  - Baba bin de plant pis...
  Agatha, we bin de kɔntinyu di faya ɛn nak di Amɛrika pipul dɛn, ala se:
  - Wan tu tri fo!
  Agave, we de faya, we de his:
  - Tu pis ɛn tri!
  Agatha kɔntinyu fɔ faya ɛn se:
  - Wan tu tri fo!
  Agave, we bin de shot plen dɛn dɔŋ ɛn pres di joystik bɔtin dɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, bin de chirp:
  - Ɛn di granpa de fala di uman!
  Agatha, we de shot, we de swɛt:
  - Wan tu tri fo!
  Agave, we bin de shot ɔltɛm, kɔntinyu fɔ se:
  - Luk fɔ si if i de plant ɔ i nɔ de plant!
  Agatha bin ala se:
  - Wan tu tri fo!
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn go bigin fɔ laf bak. Dɛn rili want fɔ fɛt.
  Bɔt Agave kin atak bak di tin dɛn we dɛn kin atak na grɔn. Ɛn so i de drayv in layn insay Amɛrikan motoka dɛn ɛn siŋ to insɛf:
  - Wan, tu, tri, yu brok di Yankees!
  Agatha, we de faya, kɔnfɔm se:
  - Fo, et, faiv - A kin du majik!
  Yɛs, fɔ tɔk tru, di gyal pikin dɛn rili ɔdinari. Dɛn bin fɛt mɔ na di ist pat. Dɛn bin fɛt nia Rzhev, usay Zhukov in yunit dɛn bin de go bifo.
  Di fɛt bin rili bad. Di gyal pikin dɛn we bin de insay di kol sizin, dɛn bin de wɛr fut nɔmɔ ɛn dɛn bin de wɛr bikini. Bɔt aw dɛn bin de fɛt.
  Agave bin de trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin de siŋ se:
  - A bin lisin to di advatayzmɛnt wan tɛm nɔmɔ,
  Yuz rɔba band frɔm di kɔmni...
  Ɛn aw i go rɔsh tru di Rɔshian rank dɛn. Yɛs, dis nɔto tɔys atɔl.
  Ɛn Agatha go gi wan fayn fayn bit bak. Ɛn i de shot insɛf ɛn bit di ɛnimi, lɛk pia we de fɔdɔm frɔm tik.
  Ɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin di titi de kɔntinyu fɔ trowe ɛn trowe.
  Agave tek am wit gladi at ɛn siŋ:
  - Foks ɛn bi, una na aktɔ!
  Ɛn wan kilman prɛzɛnt de flay frɔm di titi in bare il. Yɛs, dɛn gyal pikin ya, ilɛksɛf dɛn tek am fɔ kil pɔsin, dɛn nɔ go lɛf fɔ du dat!
  Agatha bin twit se:
  - Ɛn di big Reich tɛl wi nɔ fɔ drift!
  Ɛn bak di titi lans wan grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Yɛs, we di gyal pikin dɛn dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ nekɛd, bulɛt ɔ shel nɔ go ebul fɔ tek dɛn. Nɔto ɔlman ɔndastand dis.
  So gyal pikin dɛn kin du dis ɛn sɔprayz ɔlman. Dat spak de fɔdɔm frɔm di yay.
  Agave trowe wan grenade wit in bare fut ɛn rasp:
  - Nɔ, no midul wɔl nɔ de! Kɔba am wit wan mawnten we gɛt bɔdi dɛn we gɛt blɔd!
  Ɛn bak di Tɛminatɔ gyal de kɔt Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn dɔŋ.
  Ɛn Agata insɛf de siŋ ɛn wispa:
  - Wetin if ia de bifo wi! Wi nɔ go giv in, biliv di wikɛd dɛbul!
  Ɛn bɔku wam ɛn layt go de! Ɛn lɛ wi panch Stalin rayt na in fes!
  Ɛn di titi trowe grenade bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin!
  Ɛn Agave de siŋ to insɛf se:
  - Aw wi bin de liv fɔ fɛt! Ɛn nɔ fred fɔ day! Dis na aw mi ɛn yu go liv frɔm naw! Ɛn na di ay ay ples dɛn we di sta dɛn de! Ɛn mawnten silɛns! - Di gyal trowe grenade wit in bare toes ɛn kɔntinyu. - Insay di si wef ɛn furious faya! Ɛn insay faya we gɛt wamat ɛn we vɛks bad bad wan!
  Di wɔriɔ dɛn bin krɔs di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn so fambul dat dɛn bin ebul fɔ ol Rzhev.
  Dis na wetin kin apin we gyal pikin dɛn de fɛt.
  Bot naw dem so greyhounds en kul. Ɛn plen dɛn nɔ kin rili ebul fɔ kɔmpit wit dɛn. Ɛn di wɔri pipul dɛn kin kol.
  Agave, we de faya, de siŋ:
  - Dɔg kin bit...
  Ɛn i de shot bak!
  Agatha aktif wan kɔnfɔm se:
  - Na frɔm dɔg in layf nɔmɔ!
  Ɛn bak i de faya ɛn pwɛl.
  Na tru se di gyal pikin dɛn na di ay klas we de fɛt wɔ.
  Bɔt Albina ɛn Alvina de rɔn pan diskɔs. Dɛn na so fayn fayn blant dɛn. Ɛn dɛn flay sosa nɔ kin ambɔg dɛn.
  Di wɔman dɛn kin laf dɛnsɛf ɛn ala se:
  - Wi na supa gyal pikin dɛm! Wi go swip ɔlman go!
  Ɛn bak dɛn pul dɛn tit ɛn sho dɛn tit. Ɛn agens dɛn kayn gyal pikin dɛn de, ɛni dragon nɔ go gɛt pawa.
  Albina diploy di disk ɛn shot di Amɛrika pipul dɛn dɔŋ, mɛmba.
  - Ɛn a bin fɛt so fambul wit di Rɔshian dɛn!
  Ɛn i go laf!
  In ɛn in patna bin fɛt wan tɛm nia Lɛningrad. Dɔn we di Rɛd Ami bin du Opareshɔn Iskra. Dɔn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn tu gyal pikin dɛn de nekɛd ɛn dɛn nɔ bin gɛt fut, ɛn dɛn bin de fɛt na di sno.
  Ɛn na dɛn nekɛd bɔdi bin mek am pɔsibul fɔ mek di ɛnimi sojaman dɛn we pas ɔlman nɔ ebul fɔ go bifo. Na dɛn gyal pikin dɛn de! Us gladi gladi de insay dɛn, ɛn aw bɔku faya ɛn bɔn.
  Albina ɛn Alvina bin trowe grenade pan di Soviet sojaman dɛn wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn ol di layn.
  I kin wok mɔ we di titi pul in bra bak ɛn shek in skarlet nipples.
  Albina bin trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn siŋ se:
  - Oh, dis rizɔv! Mi na di kul pas ɔlman!
  Alvina, we bin de yuz in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin fɔ trowe wan wɛpɔn we de kil pɔsin, bin swɛt:
  - Ɛn a na animal! Wail animal!
  Dɛn tu gyal pikin dɛn ya bin rili lɛk mami ɛn dadi biznɛs ɛn dɛn bin rili fayn!
  Ɛn aw dɛn go laf dɛnsɛf! Ɛn aw dɛn de bark!
  Albina go laf, i go trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin:
  - Mi na maws!
  Alvina bin de rɔm fɔ ansa am se:
  - Kip kwayɛt! Ɛn bak wan maws!
  Ɛn dɛn tu gyal pikin dɛn ya bin de tɔk wanwɔd:
  - Ɔlman de slip!
  Ɛn aw dɛn kin nekɛd insay di kol sizin, dɛn kin fɛt wit dɛn shɔt. I fayn fɔ mek yu luk am. Ɛn dɛn rili rɛspɛkt di we aw pipul dɛn de mek dɛn sɔfa.
  Alvina swɛt, i shot wan ɔda Yanki plen dɔŋ:
  - Ɛn nɔ nel!
  Albina bin ad se:
  - Ɛn bare brɔst!
  Warrior gyal dɛn kin put prɛshɔn pan Amɛrika gud gud wan. Di kɔmbayn fɔs dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi go insay di nɔt stet dɛn na Amɛrika. Kwibɛk dɔn fɔdɔm.
  Ɛn di Jamani dɛn de go bifo togɛda wit di Rɛd Ami.
  Natasha ɛn in tim, wit Jenɛt ɛn in tim, bin gɛt wan pati fɔ sɔm tɛm.
  Dɛn bigin fɔ it tin dɛn we gɛt fat ɛn drink wayn. Ɛn di sem tɛm paw pan di fayn fayn yɔŋ man dɛn we wɛr shɔt we bin de sav di uman ɔdiɛns.
  Natasha bin drɔnk ɛn kray se:
  - Oh, smɔl ship pikin, swit! Bar dɛn, rastrabar dɛn! Wi na fɔrɛst gem - wayl gita dɛn!
  Ɔgɔstin wit in bɔdi we nɔ gɛt natin, jomp ɛn ala se:
  - Udat wi go fɛn na di fɔrɛst! Ɛn udat wi go fɛn na di fɔrɛst? Wi nɔ go jok wit dat! Wi go tear yu apart! Wi go tear yu apart!
  Ɛn Maria we bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i nekɛd de dans na di tebul, ala se:
  - Wi go tear yu apart!
  Ɛn Svetlana bin de ala se:
  - Ɛn wi go kil Hitler!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de ɛnjɔy dɛnsɛf. Ɛn di Jamani dɛn bin fɛt. Wan fɛt bigin, ɛn dɛn bit dɛnsɛf ɛn ala. Ɛn aw bɔku swɛt bin de ya.
  Wan uman bit di ɔda wan pan di strawberry nipple. Ɛn blɔd bin de flɔd.
  So ɔltin bin de mek pɔsin laf.
  Rɔshian gyal pikin dɛn bin fɛt wit Jamani gyal pikin dɛn ɛn ala se:
  - Dis na wi las ɛn disisiv fɛt!
  Ɛn dis kayn wayl fɛt bin apin. Ɛn ɔl tu di say dɛn klaym di wɔl.
  Wɛl, di gyal pikin dɛn bin ɛnjɔy dɛnsɛf ɛn wan ɔda fɛt bin de.
  Natasha de rayd di SU-100 ɛn i de siŋ:
  - Girls difrɛn, bɔt di kɔlɔ fɔ di sol na jɔs rɛd! Ɛn ɔlman ikwal want fɔ gɛt trɛnk lɛk di prɔfɛt uman!
  Ɛn di titi go tek am ɛn nak yu lɛk kanɔn.
  Dis na di gyal pikin dɛn! Dɛn lɛk fɔ kil dɛnsɛf.
  Maria, we bin de shot, bin siŋ:
  - Di Fadaland de biɛn wi,
  Kul Wait God...
  Mek wi kam pan kɔmyunizim
  Lɛ wi twist wi ɛnimi dɛn to ɔn!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn, a fɔ se, dɛn rili kul.
  Ɔgɔstin bin ala, i faya di Amɛrikin dɛn ɛn te di tɔrɛt kɔmɔt na di Sherman:
  - Get op, branded wit wan swɛ!
  Svetlana, we de shot, we sɔpɔt:
  - Di wan ol wɔl angri ɛn slev!
  Natasha bin faya ɛn ad se:
  - Wi indignant maynd de boiling!
  Maria kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk bad ɛn tɔk se:
  - Ridi fɔ go na mɔtal fɛt!
  Ɛn wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, i de pres di trig we de kil am.
  Dis gyal pikin dem na kul...
  Ɛn Jenɛt de fɛt pan ɔda Goering tank. I gɔn na 88 mm, bɔt i gɛt wan barɛl we rili lɔng. Ɛn aw da kayn gɔn de kin hit. Ɛn aw ɔltin go pwɛl.
  Jenɛt de swɛt ɛn ala se:
  - Di British layɔn de grin in krawn!
  Ɛn i go pres bak pan in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Di titi rili aktif. Ɛn i de shot lɛk mashin gɔn.
  Ɛn afta dat, di gyal pikin dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin kin muf.
  Na ya Gɛtrud shot insɛf, pan di Amɛrika pipul dɛn. Ɛn i nak dɛn motoka kɔmɔt. Dɔn i kin gigl.
  Dɔn Malanya de faya. Ɛn bak i rili kɔrɛkt. Nak di ɛnimi we de na di tawa.
  Ɛn afta dat, Matilda. Ɛn wit di ɛp we di fut we nɔ gɛt natin de ɛp am. Eksakt gyal, yu nɔ go se i wik.
  Ɛn aw i go du bad to insɛf.
  Wan tank we dɛn kɔl Goering bin drayv pas wan bildin we bin de bɔn. Bɔku bɔku smok bin de kɔmɔt na di say dɛn we dɔn pwɛl. Ɛn blak ɛn pepul ship dɛn bin de spin.
  Jenɛt bin de chirp se:
  - Tɛnda go kam na di skay, ɛn kray wata go fɔdɔm!
  Di titi bin fil lɛk se i de laf. Ɛn i go bɔs laf. Ɛn dɛn tank bin rɔsh go bifo.
  Ɛn afta dat, Albina bin apia. Dis tɛm i de rɔn barefut ɛn kɛr gɔn. Ɛn i de shot insɛf. Ɛn i de skrab lɛk se na frɔm rɔket lansa. Ɛn i de skru di Amɛrika pipul dɛn.
  Ɛn nia am na Alvina. Di gyal pikin dɛn taya wit di disk ɛn dɛn lɛk fɔ fɛt na fut.
  Dis na so kul en big gyal pikin dem.
  Dɛn kin trowe grenade bak wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin we dɛn de waka. Dɛn gyal pikin ya rili fayn.
  Albina, we de shot, se:
  - A de bɔn lɛk brayt sta!
  Alvina, we de faya, de ala se:
  - Ɛn a nɔ go ɛva pat!
  So di gyal pikin dɛn atak. Dɛn de krɔs di Amɛrikan pozishɔn dɛn.
  Ɛn di wan dɛn we de wok na Gɛda dɔn pas Mɛksiko ɛn dɛn de go insay di stet we nem Tɛksas. Di gyal pikin dɛnsɛf kin rili ɛp wi.
  Dɛn kin shot dɛnsɛf so kɔrɛkt wan dat di brunet nɔ go tɔn rawnd. Ɛn dɛn tank de rɔsh. I de krɔs di Amɛrika pipul dɛn wit in katapila dɛn.
  Na da sem tɛm de, Gɛda mɛmba. So dɛn, togɛda wit Shalɔt, bin kech di payɔnia. Ɛn dɛn tay am pan wan tik. Ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ wam di poker na di faya ɛn bɔn di bɔbɔ in bɔdi.
  Ɛn dɛn bɔn di il, ɛn afta dat dɛn bɔn di chɛst. Dɛn bin de mek di bɔbɔ sɔfa, dɛn bin de mek dɛnsɛf sɔfa.
  Ɛn afta dat, we dɛn bost, dɛn tek am, kɔt wan at ɛn drink dɛn blɔd.
  Yes, na di kayn ɛnjɔymɛnt we dɛn bin gɛt.
  Gɛda bin tink se di pɔsin we gi Andersen in nem tu gud. A bin go barefut fɔ go waka rawnd Yurop. Bɔt fɔ di sake fɔ sɔm tomboy. Bɔt if yu bin gɛt fɔ kɛr yu go bay pairati dɛn.
  Ɛn aw di blant tɛrminatɔ go laf.
  Di E-50 tank gɛt 105 milimita kanɔn we rili kil, ɛn i kin shot tru ɔltin frɔm fa. Na tru se Gɛda kin tek advantej pan dis.
  Di gɔn spit, ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn kin kik dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn dɛn gɔn go kray. Ɛn dɛn go pwɛl di tawa wantɛm wantɛm.
  Gɛda bin siŋ se:
  - Wait biuti, a de rɔn barefut!
  Fiery Charlotte tɔn ova di Amɛrikan tank wit wan shot we dɛn bin aim fayn ɛn ad se:
  - Na barefut yu de! Oh, yu nɔ gɛt fut nɔmɔ!
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn de shot rili kɔrɛkt wan bak! Ɛn dɛn kin luk lɛk se dɛn rili lɛk fɔ fɛt.
  Kristina bin faya bak ɛn i bin tɔk se:
  - Mi na ay klas wɔriɔ bak!
  Magda bin twit bak se:
  - Wi gɛt wan krayzi kaneshɔn!
  Ɛn i bin de tɔn in fut we nɔ gɛt natin nia di klos.
  Na tru se di titi de du aerobatics. Ɛn i ala to insɛf se:
  - Ku-ku! Kuku! A go bi jayant!
  Afta dat, i bigin fɔ ala! Ɛn i go spak wit tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal!
  Wan Jamani tank rɔsh fɔ go bifo ɛn shot. Gi no kwata to ɛni wan pan di rayt ɔ di lɛft.
  Ɛn na di gyal pikin dɛn we de na di skay de trit Amɛrika pipul dɛn. Insay dis kes na Agave ɛn Agatha.
  Both blonde hotties dem so kul. Ɛn dɛn kin shot plen dɛn lɛk kɔnvayɔri bɛlt!
  Agave bin siŋ, i bin de kɔt di Mustang:
  - Di tɛnda de ala, di big big briz de blo,
  A bin kɔmɔt na di ɔndawɔl na ɛlfaya!
  A kin bɔn di wan ol wɔl, .
  Fɔ win na di blɛsin we pas ɔl!
  Ɛn dɛn tu gyal pikin dɛn ya so atlet ɛn dɛn kɔl. Ɛn fɔ tru, i nɔ gɛt fut nɔmɔ.
  Ɛn insay jɔs wan bikini. Ɛn sɛxy. Bɔku, bɔku man dɛn kin pas tru dɛnsɛf fɔ richaj dɛnsɛf wit blak majik.
  Agave de swɛt:
  - Gret seks, na supa!
  Ɛn bak di plen dɛn we di dɛbul shot dɔŋ de fɔdɔm. Dis na gyal we de flay ay pas ɔl.
  Na da tɛm de, Agatha de ala se:
  - Oh, aw gud di bɔy dɛn! Wi go fuk dem, jos to wi hat kontent!
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn bin de sho dɛn tit. En dem so pearly - big aerobatics!
  So di fɛt de go akɔdin to ɔl di lɔ dɛn ɛn i nɔ gɛt lɔ dɛn! Amɛrikan wɔriɔ dɛn de trit. Ɛn we dɛn bin de trit di Rɔshian dɛnsɛf. Ɛn dɛn bin de sho dɛn tit lɛk dat.
  Ɛn na sɔm ɔda gyal pikin dɛn de fɛt. Magaret ɛn Shɛla. Dɛn tu gyal pikin ya so kul. Ɛn rayd pan ɛlikopta we tan lɛk disk. Wonderful wɔri pipul dɛn.
  Frɔm siks ɛya kanɔn dɛn de hama lɛk krayzi. Ɛn dɛn go kɔt ɔl dɛn Kraut ya. Mow dɔŋ fayn fayn wan.
  Magaret, we de shot, de siŋ:
  - Guten morgen, guten lɛk dat! Dɛn kin bit yu na yu fes dis we ɛn dat!
  Afta dat, pipul dɛn bin de shot ɛn jomp mɔ, di ɛlikopta bin de frɔm wan ples to di ɔda ples!
  Shella na gyal we rili gɛt sɛns, ɛn i de bark ɔp in lɔng dɛn:
  - Bɔt Pasaran! Mi na patisipan!
  Ɛn i go bɔs laf. A mɛmba aw dɛn kech di Komsomol mɛmba. Dɛn pul am klos te to in panti ɛn drɛb am tru di sno. Ɛn di sem tɛm dɛn bin de mek a go wit tik dɛn. Ɛn i bin de ala bikɔs i bin de fil pen. Yes i bin fani.
  Dɔn in ɛn Magaret kɔt di titi in bɔdi ɛn it am! Ɛn fresh, raw brisket rili swit!
  Shella bin de siŋ as i de faya di Amɛrika pipul dɛn:
  - Di bɔtcha bin lɛk di blant, .
  Di bɔsa bin lɛk di blant man!
  Dis na fayn brisket!
  Feeing fayn fayn filɛt!
  Ɛn di titi go jomp ɔp na in chia. Ɛn dɛn tin dɛn we tan lɛk disk go tek ɛn shek.
  Magaret bin siŋ se:
  - Wi Mista Adɔlf,
  A bin rili lɛk fridɔm...
  Ɛn hit yu na di aybrɔw - .
  I bin want di bɛst fɔ di pipul dɛn!
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn de ful-ɔp bak. In jenɛral, di gyal pikin dɛn na, lɛ wi se, supama-klas.
  Aw dɛn kin fɛt? Lɛk dɛbul dɛn we kɔmɔt na ɛlfaya! Ɛn if dɛn de siŋ ɛn jomp, i tan lɛk wil.
  Na tru se dɛn kin jɔs mek gyal pikin dɛn vɛks.
  Bɔt wan Amɛrikan fɛtman bin shot dɛn ɛlikopta bak - i sho se i kin bɛr dɛn wit ɔt shovel!
  Naw, Jamani ɛn Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn de atak Filadɛlfia. Dis na jɔs wan fayn fayn siti.
  Di Jamani ɛn di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin de rawnd am ɛn dɛn bin de put prɛshɔn pan am.
  Di wan dɛn we de wok na Ɛlizabɛt in bot de fɛt. Wan gyal pikin de fɛt pan IS-3 ɛn siŋ to insɛf:
  - Chunga Chango blu firmamɛnt! Chunga Chango - sɔm ɔl di ia! Chunga Chango dɔn slap di awa fɔ day! Chunga Chango - Fuhrer wit wan bulɛt na in yay!
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn we de na di Soviet kru go siŋ:
  - Mirakul Ayland! Mirakul Ayland! Fɔ liv de, i izi ɛn i simpul! Fɔ liv de, i izi ɛn i simpul! Chunga Chango we de na di wɔl!
  Ɛn Katrin bin de pres di triga wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn siŋ se:
  - Wi gladi at de ɔltɛm! Chew kokonat, it banana! Chew kokonat, it banana - Chunga Chango!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn de grin pan dɛnsɛf ɛn shot.
  Elena bin faya di Amɛrikin dɛn ɛn siŋ se:
  - Wan travulman bin de waka na di dɛzat! Ɛn a si dis trayb! Den dem aks am - tumba-yumba or death?
  Ɔrora, we bin de grin ɛn shot, bin de chirp:
  - Tumba-yumba tɛm! Stand-stand tu! Stand-stand tri!
  Catherine bin faya kanɔn bak ɛn hiss se:
  - Waip di spotlayt dɛn!
  Ɛn Ilizabɛt bin tɔk lawd wan se:
  - Tear apat Adɔlf!
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn go laf. Ɛn dɛn kin grin dɛn fayn fayn smɔl fes dɛn. Bɔt wetin na fayn gyal pikin dɛn.
  Ɛn dɛn kin shot dɛnsɛf ɛn nel dɛn.
  Elena bin nak in ɛnimi ɛn ala se:
  - Stilin Ɛj! Na di wan dɛn we dɛn mek wit stɛl ya!
  Ɛn a bɔs laf bak!
  Ɛn di IS-3 tank go tek am ɛn tramp pan am. En mek wi push, en mek wi destroy. Krɔs ɔl ɛnimi dɛn ɛn nɔ gi ɛni sɔri-at.
  En aw dis tank go fuk yu en hurt yu plenti.
  Ɛn na sɔm ɔda gyal pikin dɛn ya. Alenka bin kech wan blak Amɛrikin. Ɛn i stɔp in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we gɛt dɔti na in fes. Dɛn fos am fɔ kis ɛn swɛt:
  - Oh gɔd uman!
  Alenka bin siŋ:
  - Mi na big big krieshɔn fɔ di Divayn, .
  Yu na mi big, universal kɔntri!
  Ɛn i go grin in fes bak!
  Filadɛlfia dɔn fɔdɔm ɛn di Jamani ɛn Rɔshian dɛn de go bifo. Ɛn dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi de kam nia Nyu Yɔk.
  
  
  ADOLF HITLER DƐN KIL DƐN
  Insay Me 1, 1944, bikɔs dɛn bin plan fɔ du bad, dɛn bin kil Adɔlf Hitlɛr ɛn dɛn bin pul di wan dɛn we bin de wit am. Rommel bin bi Fuhrer fɔ Jamani, ɛn Speer bin bi Chansɛl. Di Alis dɛn bin stɔp fɔ fɛt di Third Reich. Rommel bin ivin anawns, wit di patnaship fɔ Amɛrika ɛn Briten, fɔ mek di Yuropian Yuniɔn fɔ fɛt Bolshevism.
  Di balans fɔ di fɔs dɛn we de na di frɔnt dɛn dɔn chenj bad bad wan. Bay Jun 22, we di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn bigin fɔ fɛt na Belarus, di Wehrmacht bin put pas tri ɔndrɛd divishɔn dɛn na di ist frɔnt, ɛn dɛn nɔ kɔnt di Frɛnch ɛn sataylayt fɔs dɛn. Di balans fɔ di fɔs dɛn na di infantri bin kam lɛk se dɛn ikwal, wit di Nazi dɛn we bin gɛt di bɛst pan tank ɛn gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf, ɛn di wan dɛn we bin gɛt lɛk di sem we pan di avieshɔn, we, bɔt, bin tɔn bak kwik kwik wan to di wan dɛn we pas di Tɛd Rayk. Na insay artileri nɔmɔ di USSR bin kip in nɔmba dɛn we pas ɔl.
  Di Soviet ɔfens we bin de na di sɛnt bin ajɔst to smɔl sakrifays dɛn nɔmɔ. Rommel bin mek in grup strɔng ɛn we i lisin to di advays we in kɔmanda dɛn bin gi am, i pul in sojaman dɛn pas di Berezina, ɛn dis bin mek di Polestky bolkɔn nɔ bɔku. Di Jamani dɛn bin ebul fɔ tinap agens di we aw dɛn bin ɔganayz mɔ ɔ smɔl ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ avɔyd di kɔl dɛn. Bɔt Rommel in sojaman dɛn bin pul dɛnsɛf kɔmɔt na di Minsk difɛns layn, ɛn dis bin mek di Soviet sojaman dɛn pwɛl bad bad wan.
  Di Rɛd Ami in ɔfens na di Romanian frɔnt nɔ bin rili fayn. Rommel bin pul di sojaman dɛn frɔm di fɔs pat pan di difɛns ɛn i bin mek di tɔd echelon pan di sojaman dɛn strɔng pas ɔlman. Dis bin mek bɔku bɔku bɔm dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ fɛt wɔ nɔ bin wok so.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin ebul fɔ ol de bak... Di tray we di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn bin tray fɔ fɛt di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn sojaman dɛn na di Panta layn na di Baltik stet dɛn bak nɔ bin wok. Na de, di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin mach fɔ jɔs tɛn kilomita.
  Insay di fɔl, di siriɔs "Panther" - "F" - bin apia na di armory na di panzervale. I bin gɛt strɔng frɔntal klos ɛn sayd protɛkshɔn, we nɔ bin de mek in wet go ɔp ɔ ridyus di wok we i de du. Di we aw wan Panta we bin dɔn go bifo, ɛn wan motoka we gɛt 88 mm kanɔn bin tan, bin mek di Soviet tank grup dɛn wɔs. Pantap dat, di Soviet riplesmɛnt fɔ di T-34-85, di T-44, tɔn aut fɔ bi tɛknikal rilaybl inof fɔ put insay mas prodakshɔn.
  Bɔt di tin we bad pas ɔl na dat di Nazi dɛn gɛt jet plen dɛn, ɛn di Alay bɔm dɛn nɔ de stɔp dɛn. As i tan lɛk, di ME-262 nɔ gɛt pɔsin we fit fɔ fɛt am, ilɛksɛf i de spid ɔ i gɛt wɛpɔn. Di TA-152 we dɛn kin yuz skru fɔ mek bak, bin tɔn aut fɔ bi rili strɔng. Dis motoka bin rili bɛtɛ pan di kwaliti dɛn we i bin de flay pas di Focke-Wulf, ɛn i nɔ bin bɛtɛ pan di tin dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ fɛt ɛn di tin dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ fɛt.
  Arado jet bɔm dɛn bak bin bigin fɔ bi siriɔs prɔblɛm fɔ di Soviet sojaman dɛn. Ɛn insay Novɛmba-Disɛmba, dɛn bin de mek bɔku bɔku gɔn dɛn we dɛn kɔl E-25 ɛn E-10 we gɛt lɔw silhouette, pawaful wɛpɔn dɛn, ɛn we sabi drayv fayn fayn wan. Dɛn bin mek di nyu gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf difrɛn bikɔs dɛn bin mek dɛn fayn fayn wan, dɛn bin de stɔp dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin de mek dɛn bɔku. Dɛn bin bɛtɛ pas dɛn Soviet kɔmpin dɛn - mɔ di kɔmpakt E-25 we gɛt 88 mm kanɔn.
  Insay di kol sizin, di Jamani dɛn bin ebul fɔ pul di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn we bin de go bifo nia Minsk ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ ol di frɔnt na di Baltik stet dɛn.
  Ɛn insay Mach, di ɔfens we dɛn kɔl spring wek bin bigin. Fɔ di fɔs tɛm, di Kraut dɛn bin yuz bɔku bɔku tin dɛn fɔ si na nɛt, ɛn dɛn bin de du wan ɔfens na dak, we di Soviet artileri nɔ bin de wok so. Ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ brok di difens dɛn, ɛn bigin fɔ kam nia frɔm di flanks. Dis bin mek dɛn mek wan big kɔl na Rayt Bank Yukren. Ɛn bɔku bɔku Soviet sojaman dɛn bin dɔn ɛnd ɔp insay de.
  Bɔt wan pat pan di Rɛd Ami bin brok kɔmɔt na di say we dɛn bin de rawnd am wit wan bad bad tin we bin apin. Pan ɔl we di Jamani dɛn bin ebul fɔ go bifo fɔ di fɔstɛm frɔm Mach 1943, ɛn dɛn bin tek pat pan di Soviet eria, bɔku tin dɛn we dɛn bin lɔs bin mek dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ bil pan di sakrifays we dɛn bin gɛt.
  Insay Me, di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin tray bak fɔ brok di Jaman difɛns dɛn na di Minsk eria. Bɔt di kɔni kɔni Romɛl bin sɛt trap ɛn i bin ebul fɔ tɔn di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn flank dɛn we wik ɛn go biɛn. So, di tin we bin de apin fɔ di Rɛd Ami bin wɔs mɔ ɛn mɔ. Bɔt Stalin bin trowe ɔda rizɔv dɛn insay di fɛt, we bin kɔba di gap ɛn mek Rommel nɔ ebul fɔ divɛlɔp ɔda ɔfɛnsif. Di sɔmma fɔ 1945 dɔn kam. Di Jaman disayna dɛn bin dɔn wok pan wan Layɔn tank we bin advans mɔ, ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat, di E-50 bin apia wit kwaliti dɛn we bɛtɛ pas di Panther-2. Di E-50 tank bin strɔng mɔ pan klos, wit 105-mm gɔn, ɛn wit spid we pas 60 kilomita pan awa, we na pawaful 1250 ɔspawɛl injin we gɛt dairekt fiul injɛkshɔn insay di piston dɛn bin de gi am. Di apinɛns fɔ dis kayn mashin we dɔn go bifo, we dɛn notis se i bɛtɛ pas di tin dɛn we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin de mek, kin rili mɔna di Rɛd Ami.
  Bɔt dis siriɔs tin bin stil de apin. Di denja tank we gɛt big big armɔ slop dɛn nɔ dɔn go insay bɔku bɔku wan yet. Disk plen dɛn bak bin apia. Dɛn mashin ya rili denja - prɛktikal invulnerable to smɔl gɔn faya, ɛn denja fɔ gɛt dominans na di skay.
  Ɛn ad jet ayrakt dɛn bak: di ME-262 ɛn HE-162 siriɔs we dɛn mek bɔku bɔku wan, di Yu-287 jet bɔmba, ɛn di AR siriɔs, ɛn so de go, so de go, so de go. Inklud jet atak plen dɛn, ɛn bak di glayda dɛn.
  Insay di fɔl insay 1945, di pawa we di ɛya bin gɛt bin pas ɔl to di Luftwaffe. Di Rɛd Ami, afta bɔku tɛm we dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ fɛt, dɛn chenj to wan stratejik, aktif difens. Winter don kam... Di rilitiv kolhat giv way to wan Febuari ofensiv attempt fo Ukraine. Ɛn na ya i nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ mek pɔsin gɛt sakrifays. Pantap dat, di Jamani dɛn bin ebul bak fɔ win di Rɔshian dɛn ɛn mek wan kɔl. Vinnitsa bin fɔdɔm, di Nazi dɛn bin kam nia Zhitomir.
  Bɔt insay di spring insay 1946, di Jamani tray fɔ tek Kyiv bin dɔn wit bɔku lɔs fɔ di Jamani dɛn ɛn di frɔnt bin stɔp. Insay di sɛnt, fɛt-fɛt bin apin na di Berezina Riva, na di nɔt wit Narva. Finland bin stil de fɛt wɔ wit di Rɛd Ami. Ɛn Jepan bin giv-ɔp afta di nyuklia atak dɛn.
  Ɛn insay di sɔmma, dɛn bin de fɛt bad bad wan. Nɔn pan di tu say dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ gɛt advantej. Di Jaman dɛn bin go bifo lɛk fifti kilomita so na di sɛnt ɛn dɛn bin stɔp dɛn. Dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ du bɛtɛ tin na Yukren, ɛn dɛn bin rich na di Dnieper na bɔku say dɛn. Bɔt insay di fɔl ɛn winta, di Rɛd Ami bin bigin fɔ atak bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ brok tru to Minsk bak.
  Di ia 1947 bin kam. Jet Yak-15 ɛn T-54 bin apia na di Rɛd Ami. Di nyu Soviet tank T-54 bin ridyus di gap pan kwaliti wit di Jaman E-50 smɔl, ɛn di IS-4 nɔ bin smɔl pas di Jaman tank igen pan ɛni we, pas nɔmɔ i nɔ bin gɛt gɔn we nɔ bin du fɔ am. Bɔt di we aw di IS-7 bin apia bin mak di ɛnd pan di E-50 in dominans na di fɛt fil.
  Pan ɔl we di IS-7 bin tɔn to tu dia mashin ɛn i nɔ bin rili fayn fɔ yuz fɔ fɛt.
  Insay di sɔmma di Jamani dɛn bin stil de ol di fɔs pat. Dɛn plen dɛn bin stil strɔng pas di wan we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin de yuz. Na patikyula, di ME-262 "X" bin apia, wit swip wing ɛn mɔ advans injin. Ɛn ivin ME-362. Ɔl tu di TA-183 ɛn ME-1010 bin du fayn. Wail di Yak-15 no bin fit kompit wit dem fo ikwal tem. Dɛn bin de tek di MIG-15 as divɛlɔpmɛnt we go mek i gɛt mɔ prɔmis, bɔt i nɔ bin ivin tek ɔf yet.
  Bɔt insay di fɔl, ɛn mɔ insay di kol sizin, di Jamani dɛn bigin fɔ kech bak. Na Janwari 29, 1948, Minsk bin fɔdɔm. Ɛn bay Mach, di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin push di Nazi dɛn bak to di Neman ɛn Bug. Ɛn di MIG-15, pan ɔl we i nɔ bin bɔku yet, bin apia, ɛn dis bin ridyus di kwalitatif supiriɔriti fɔ Jamani jet ayrakt dɛn. Na disko nɔmɔ bin stil bi wan lɛvul we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ rich na di say we dɛn de fɛt wɔ wit ɛya.
  Na dis tɛm ya Amɛrika bigin fɔ put prɛshɔn pan di USSR fɔ se dɛn fɔ dɔn di wɔ. Dɛn bin bigin fɔ tɔk to pipul dɛn insay Me 1948, bɔt di wɔ nɔ bin stɔp. Rommel bin want fɔ gɛt teritɔrial akwyeshɔn frɔm di USSR so dat di wɔ nɔ go ɛmti ɔl. Bɔt Stalin bin want bak fɔ gɛt sɔntin fɔ sɛvin ia pan dis kayn bad bad wɔ. Di Rɛd Ami ɛn ɔl Rɔshia bin taya ɛn dɛn bin wund. Bɔt bak di Tɔd Rayk, ivin tek kɔnt ɔf fɔrina divishɔn ɛn di wan dɛn we dɛn kɔl volontia ɛn mɛsenja dɛn we de kam frɔm ɔda kɔntri.
  USA ɛn Briten bin lɛk fɔ go insay di wɔ opin wan. Bɔt di we aw pipul dɛn bin de tink nɔ bin rɛdi yet fɔ dis. Ɛn di saykolojik tritmɛnt bin bigin.
  Di muvmɛnt we bin de agens kɔmyunis bin bɔku, ɛn bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn bin bigin fɔ mek pipul dɛn vɛks.
  Di Amɛrikan sojaman dɛn bigin fɔ tink siriɔs wan bɔt fɔ yuz nyuklia bɔm agens di USSR. Dɛn bin plan fɔ drɔp wan atɔm pan at le sɛvinti siti dɛn wit di pwɛl pwɛl we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin ebul fɔ du.
  Insay di sɔmma, di USSR bin bigin fɔ fɛt nyu wan, ɛn dis bin mek di Nazi dɛn go bak na di Vistula. Ɛn na di sawt to Lvov, na di nɔt to Klaipeda. Di ivintɛm bifo di ɔtom, wan bad bad tin dɔn apin to Jamani. Rommel, we si se di Wɛst de shem, i gi Stalin wan ziro opshɔn: wan wɔl we nɔ gɛt anekshɔn ɛn indemniti. Di Suprim Kɔmanda bin gri we i nɔ bin de tink se i go gri. Ɛn insay Sɛptɛmba 10, 1948, dɛn bin sayn wan pis agrimɛnt bitwin di USSR ɛn Jamani.
  Ɔl tu di say dɛn bin go bak na di bɔda dɛn we dɛn bin gɛt insay 1941. Dis wɔ bin lɔs tɛn milyɔn pipul dɛn layf na ɔl tu di say dɛn, bɔt ɔltin bin kam bak lɛk aw i bin de.
  
  HESS IN MISHAN DכN SכKS
  Di mishɔn we Hɛs bin du, we bin prɔpos pan bikɔs ɔf Hitlɛr ɛn Chɔchil fɔ mek pis agrimɛnt ɛn fɔ jɔyn wɔ wit di USSR, bin tɔn to saksesful. Dɛn bin gi Briten di chans fɔ kɔmɔt pan wan wɔ we bin de mek i nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ trɛnk wit Jamani ɛn nɔ put di ɛgzistens fɔ in kɔlonial ɛmpaya pan denja. Pantap dat, di Tɔd Rayk bin gri fɔ transfa bɔku say dɛn na di nɔt pat na di USSR to di British dɛn. Fɔ Hitler i bin impɔtant fɔ pul di Bolshevik trɛt frɔm di ist, ɛn di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn gɛt bɔku ples fɔ liv. So natin nɔ bin de fɔ dɛn fɔ kech mɔ land. Churchill bin bay di prɔmis dɛn we i bin gɛt wit fri-an, ɛn di we aw i bɔn wit di we aw i bin de agens Bolshev bin tɔn to strɔng pas ɔda tin dɛn we i bin de tink bɔt.
  Briten ɛn Jamani bin mek wan ɔnaful pis ɛn sikrit agrimɛnt agens Rɔshia. Stalin insɛf bin op fɔ go bifo Hitlɛr wit wan prɛemptiv strayk, bɔt di sem tɛm i nɔ bin want fɔ mek di Jamani dɛn vɛks. Ɛn as a rizulta, dɛn bin stil de impruv di Barbarossa plan, ɛn dɛn bin de ɛkspɛkt di Jaman atak, bɔt i bin apin wantɛm wantɛm bak.
  Fɔs, dɛn bin win di USSR. Di we aw di wɔ bin de go bin tan lɛk di wan we bin de insay rial istri, pas nɔmɔ di we aw di Jamani plen dɛn bin de rul bin tɔn to mɔ pipul dɛn, so di Inglish plen dɛn nɔ bin de ambɔg dɛn.
  Di British dɛn bin yuz di bɔm we dɛn bin de bɔm di Finnish teritɔri as pretekst fɔ go insay di wɔ. Murmansk ɛn, di impɔtant tin, Baku wit in ɔyl wɛl dɛn, di British dɛn bin atak dɛn. Afta di Jamani dɛn tek Smɔlensk ɛn krɔs di Dnieper, ɛn rawnd di Kyiv grup wan mɔnt bifo di rial tin, di Turks dɛn bin go insay di wɔ. Ɛn dis na lɛk tati divishɔn dɛn.
  Bɔt di tin we denja pas ɔl na dat Jepan disayd fɔ opin sɛkɔn frɔnt. Di samurai nɔ bin want fɔ kɔntinyu fɔ bi skavenja we di USSR bin de shek. Ɛn dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi opin wan tɔd frɔnt. Di Rɛd Ami bin tinap tranga wan wit heroically. Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin ebul fɔ fɛt fɔ Lɛningrad, bɔt dɛn bin bigin fɔ atak Mɔsko pas wan mɔnt bifo dat. Ɛn no Sayberian divishɔn nɔ bin de we go ebul fɔ kɔba di Soviet kapital siti. Dɛn bin de rawnd Mɔsko, bɔt di siti sɛf bin rili nɔ gri fɔ du dat. I nɔ izi fɔ tek dis kayn kapital siti we gɛt bɔku pipul dɛn, we gɛt bɔku bildin dɛn ɛn ston os dɛn.
  Bɔku bɔku sojaman dɛn bak bin fɛt tranga wan ɛn dɛn bin de fɛt tranga wan. Di Fritz ɛn di British dɛn bin ebul fɔ tek di siti insay Disɛmba nɔmɔ, ɛn dɛn bin pwɛl am bad bad wan. Na tru se di Jamani pipul dɛn bin ebul fɔ rich na Stalingrad. Bɔt wan bad bad winta bin kech di Nazi dɛn na di Vɔlga, ɛn dis bin mek dɛn stɔp fɔ fɛt ɛn mek dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ jɔyn an wit di Turks ɛn di British dɛn we bin de go bifo frɔm Iran. Bɔt insay di kol sizin, di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin de chɛk di Jaman difɛns layn. Bɔt dɛn nɔ bin brok tru. Di moral fɔ di Rɛd Ami afta we Mɔsko fɔdɔm bin drɔp tumɔs, ɛn bɔku jenɛral dɛn bin betray dɛn kɔmand, ɛn dis tɛm nɔto jɔs ɛn nɔto so mɔ Vlasov.
  Dis bin mek i nɔ izi fɔ ɔganayz kɔwnta atak, ɛn Stalin bin fɔdɔm pan pwɛl at, pan ɔl we na fɔ sɔm tɛm, bɔt Beria bin tray fɔ ɔganayz wan soja kɔp, ɛn i bin gɛt fɔ bia we Molotov bin de agens am. Dis bin mek dɛn shot Beria, bɔt di chaos bin strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ bikɔs ɔf dat.
  Insay di spring, di Jamani dɛn bigin fɔ fɛt bak ɛn we dɛn jɔyn wit di Turks, dɛn bin ebul fɔ tek di Kɔkas ɛn rich na Svɛdlɔvsk. Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin tɔn bak fa fawe na Sayberia. Hitler bin tek insɛf as di wan we win ɛn insay Mach 1943, afta we Jepan bin atak di Amɛrikan dɛn na Pɛru, Habor bin atak Briten.
  Bay dis tɛm, di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi establish mas prodakshɔn fɔ tank dɛn lɛk: "Panther", "Tiger", "Lion" ɛn dɛn bin gɛt wan jet ME-262. Briten bin gɛt bad tɛm. Di Jamani dɛn bin tek Jibraltar afta dɛn bin atak dɛn fɔ shɔt tɛm ɛn dɛn bin pwɛl di British bays na Mɔlta. Afta dat di Wehrmacht invayshɔn pan Afrika bigin tru Mɔrokɔ. Na lɛk fifti divishɔn dɛn na di Tɔd Rayk bin krɔs di shɔt distans to di blak kɔntinɛnt, ɛn dɛn bin atak di Nayja Lup ɛn Aljeria. Dɛn men ɛnimi na di British sojaman dɛn. Na da sem tɛm de, Rommel, we bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt di sholda strap dɛn fɔ wan fil mashal na di ist frɔnt, bin bigin fɔ fɛt frɔm Libya to Ijipt.
  Twɛnti fayv Jaman divishɔn dɛn we bin dɔn at fɔ fɛt bin tek pat pan di atak we Rommel bin atak.
  Di krɔs blo we dɛn bin blo bin mek dɛn mek wan kɔl we gɛt twɛlv Inglish divishɔn dɛn nia Alɛgzandria. Rommel bin win di Suez Canal, bɔt na de dɛn bin kam ɔnda kɔntra atak. Faya fɛt-fɛt bin bigin na di ays. Di Jaman payɔnia dɛn bin gɛt bɛtɛ trenin, ɛn Fɔk-Wulf bin rili bɛtɛ pas di British dɛn pan wɛpɔn dɛn. Bɔt di ME-262 jet we gɛt pawaful wɛpɔn dɛn we gɛt 4 30-mm ɛya kanɔn ɛn rɔket dɛn, bin tɔn to strɔng mɔ. Di British ɛn di Amɛrika pipul dɛn nɔ bin gɛt ikwal wɛpɔn dɛn fɔ fɛt am.
  Di wan dɛn we bin de agens dɛn bin de chenj dɛn kɔmpin dɛn na di skay na Jamani. Di Nazi dɛn bin de yuz slev wok tranga wan ɛn dɛn bin de mek wɛpɔn dɛn mɔ ɛn mɔ. Di Tɔd Rayk bin gɛt inof tin dɛn fɔ du. Di atak we dɛn bin atak di Midul Is bin bigin frɔm di say we di Kɔkas bin de. Japan bin win bɔku win dɛn bak, ɛn dɛn bin akt togɛda wit di Wehrmacht. Di Aks ɛnimi bin de pres mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Dɛn bin tek di Midul Is bak insay 1943, ɛn dɛn bin tek di nɔt pat, ɛn dɛn bin tek pat bak na di sɛntral pat na Afrika. Insay 1944, jet bɔm dɛn bin de na di Tɔd Rayk ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ mek Briten sɔfa, ɛn bɔku bɔku bɔm dɛn bin ren ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ nɔbɔdi nɔ day. Na da sem tɛm de, sabmarin dɛn bak bin bigin fɔ wok. Di wan dɛn we de rɔn pan haydrojɛn pɔroksayd kin rili denja. Dɛn bin de mek di Amɛrikan ɛn Inglish bot dɛn sɔfa ɔltɛm, ɛn dɛn bin de nak bɔku bɔku bot dɛn. Insay di winta ɛn spring insay 1944, di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn fɔ tek Afrika ɛn India. Ɛn insay Me, Madagaska bin fɔdɔm ɛn sojaman dɛn bin kech am.
  Dɛn bigin fɔ pripia fɔ mek dɛn go atak Ingland. Di Jamani dɛn bin tek di pawa we di plen gɛt. Dɛn jet ayrakt dɛn bin bit di big Alay ay flit bikɔs ɔf dɛn kwalitatif supiriɔriti.
  Di land bin bigin Novɛmba 8, 1944. Bay dis tɛm, di Fritz dɛn bin dɔn rɛdi ɔltin, ɛn ɛnibɔdi we di British dɛn nɔ bin de tink se di Nazi dɛn go de pan denja fɔ land insay di ɔtom.
  Taktik, sɔprayz, kwalitatif ɛn kwantiti supiriɔriti fɔ di Nazi dɛn, we bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt "E" siriɔs tank dɛn na dɛn asɛnal. Apat frɔm dat, di Nazi dɛn bin de yuz Know-How - disk plen dɛn we gɛt fayn fayn flay kwaliti dɛn ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl, .
  Nɔbɔdi nɔ kin ambɔg am wit smɔl smɔl gɔn dɛn. Dis bin kam as rial shɔk to di British ɛn Amɛrikan dɛn. Tu wiks afta di opareshɔn bigin, Lɔndɔn bin fɔdɔm ɛn tri dez afta dat di Inglish grup na Skɔtland bin giv-ɔp.
  So, dɛn bin mek di mɛtropɔlis bi slev. Di ɛlyɔ we bin de yestede, we na di Third Reich, bin chuk Briten na in bak. Ɛn i bin tan lɛk se Chɔchil bin rigrɛt fɔ gri wit wetin Hɛs bin tɛl am fɔ du. Bɔt di tɛmteshɔn fɔ sheb di USSR bin tɔn to tu big, bɔt di praymɛnt minista we bin tan lɛk se i tan lɛk buldɔg we gɛt gud abit nɔ bin tek tɛm tink se Hitlɛr nɔ go want fɔ sheb atɔl. Ɛn bikɔs dɛn dɔn win di USSR, di spia fɔ di Wehrmacht go rɛst na di bak pat na Briten. Ɛn yu nɔ go ebul fɔ sidɔm na do akɔdin to di Inglish Chanɛl.
  Bɔt na USA dɛn bin op fɔ sidɔm na do ovasi. Dɛn bin tɔk to di Jamani pipul dɛn wit tin dɛn we rili fayn fɔ mek dɛn gɛt pis.
  Bɔt Hitlɛr bin want fɔ rul di wan ol planɛt. Ɛn di pawaful Amɛrika we de na di Wɛstɛn Ɛmisfya nɔ bin de pan in plan dɛn. Ɛn wan nyu wɔ bigin. Di Jamani dɛn bin fɔs du Opareshɔn Icarus na Ayland, dɔn dɛn bigin fɔ atak tru Alaska togɛda wit Jepan.
  Stalin bin ebul fɔ negoshiet tɛm fɔ wan ɔnaful sɔrɛnda frɔm Hitler. Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin du dis bikɔs dɛn bin taya tumɔs wit di pati wɔ we di heroic Rɔshian pipul dɛn bin de fɛt. Ɛn Stalin bin taya bad bad wan bak wit dis kayn kil we dɛn bin de kil pipul dɛn. Dɛn tu say dɛn gri se: Rɔshia gɛt in yon pawa as pat pan di Tɔd Rayk ɛn i jɔyn fɔ fɛt di wɔ agens Amɛrika. Fɔ tɔn bak, Stalin in ɔtonomi bin gɛt Alaska ɛn pat pan Kanada.
  Dɛn bin spɛn di ia 1945 pan di fɛt dɛn we bin tranga ɛn we bin rili tranga. Di Jamani, Jepan, ɛn Rɔshian dɛn bin tek Alaska, Kanada, ɛn we di ia dɔn, dɛn bin wej dɛnsɛf na Amɛrika. Insay Disɛmba, Amɛrika bin yuz atɔmik bɔm, bɔt i nɔ bin pwɛl di Wehrmacht bad bad wan, mɔ bikɔs na wan pan di fayv bɔm dɛn nɔmɔ bin bɔn, ɛn di ɔda wan dɛn bin lɔs insay plen dɛn we bin dɔn fɔdɔm.
  Insay 1946, we di Nazi dɛn bin de yuz disk plen dɛn we nɔ go ebul fɔ ambɔg ɛn nyu kayn tank dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin de yuz di sojaman dɛn we bin de na di kɔntri we dɛn bin de rul, ɛn dɛn bin pwɛl Amɛrika. I sɔri fɔ no se di kɔntri bin giv-ɔp Julay 4, 1946, jɔs insay di Indipɛndɛns De. Bɔt di pis bin las fɔ tu-tri ia nɔmɔ. Hitler bin atak Jepan Ɔgɔst 6, 1948, ɛn i bin bigin fɔ atak bɔku nyuklia atak dɛn. Ɛn wan nyu wɔ bin bigin. Bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn bin day bak. Bɔt dɛn bin win Jepan.
  Ɛn so dɛn bin mek Jamani hegemoni na di wɔl: di kɔmplit dominans fɔ di Third Reich. Frɔm wan pol to di ɔda wan. Smɔl smɔl, dɛn bin de put indipɛndɛnt stet dɛn insay di ɛmpaya. We Stalin day Mach 5, 1953, na da tɛm de Adɔlf Hitlɛr bin disayd fɔ pul di fedaral ɔtonomi we Rɔshia gɛt. Ɛn insay Epril 20, 1953, wan nyu wɔ we Jamani ɛn Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin bigin. Di wɔ na big wan ɛn i nɔ gɛt ɛni analɔg.
  
  SƐV ADMIRAL MAKAROV
  Na smɔl pipul dɛn nɔmɔ ivin no bɔt dis. Wan tɛm, i bin muf insay di Rɔshian ɛn Jepan Wɔ insay Nikolas di Sɛkɔn in tɛm. Na de, Mirabela bin ebul fɔ sev Admiral Makarov. I pul am kɔmɔt na di wata. Fɔ dat i bin gɛt wan awɔd: Sɛnt Jɔj Kros. Ɛn dis bin mek di bot dɛn bin kip wan ay levul lida fɔ di sojaman dɛn.
  Jepan bin sɔfa pan damej we dɛn bin fɛt di nevl. Dɛn bin blo tu ship dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ fɛt. Ɛn di Rɔshian bot dɛn bin atak di samurai dɛn. Dɛn bin win Togo ɛn lɔs wan ɔda fɛt ship, 4 kruza ɛn sɔm smɔl smɔl ship dɛn. Afta dat, di samurai dɛn bin tɔn bak. Fɔ sɔm tɛm, Togo bin de manej ɛn i nɔ bin gɛt maynd fɔ fɛt.
  Dɔn Admiral Makarov, we bin dɔn tren di skwadron gud gud wan, i bin atak di Japan pipul dɛnsɛf.
  Ɛn Mirabel Magnetic bin de rayt de, wit di lijen admiral. Di Japan pipul dɛn bin gɛt wan ɔda tin we dɛn bin win. Wi bin lɔs siks big ship dɛn ɛn wan duzin smɔl ship dɛn. Ɛn wan ɔda ship we dɛn kɔl Mirabela-Margarita, insɛf bin go insay. Dɛn kech am we dɛn nɔ du ɛni bad tin.
  Na land, bikɔs Kuropatkin nɔ bin ebul fɔ disayd fɔ du sɔntin, tin bin wɔs smɔl. Dɛn bin kɔt Pɔt Ata bay land ɛn dɛn bin blok am.
  Bɔt dis nɔ bin stɔp Makarov fɔ atak Togo bak ɛn in grup we pas twɛnti ship dɛn bin pwɛl. Di Japan pipul dɛn bin gɛt sɔm prɔblɛm dɛn we dɛn bin de gi dɛn grup fɔ saplae.
  Makarov bin kam fɔ gɛt nem. Dɛn bin kɔmpia am to Ushakov. Ɛn Magarita-Mirabela bin bi wan uman we dɛn kin tɔk bɔt na di Rɔshian bot dɛn. Ɛn i bin mek wok bak fɔ insɛf.
  Dɛn bin bit di Japan pipul dɛn pas wan tɛm. Dɛn drawn ɛn kech dɛn transpɔt. Di siej we dɛn bin de rawnd Pɔt Ata bin de drɛg, bɔt di siti bin ebul fɔ gɛt pipul dɛn we go ɛp dɛn ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ gi dɛn shel ɛn it bay si. Kuropatkin bin de shem fɔ lɔng tɛm ɛn i bin sho se i nɔ disayd fɔ du sɔntin. Te Tsar Nicholas tek in ples wit Linevich insay Fɛbwari. Di nyu kɔmanda bin dɔn go fɔ fɛt insay Mach ɛn bikɔs i bin gɛt bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn, i bin win di Japan sojaman dɛn, ɛn i bin tan bikɔs dɛn bin de siej am fɔ lɔng tɛm.
  Bay dis tɛm, di Rɔshian dɛn bin dɔn tek lɛk ɔl di Kuril Ayland dɛn. Ɛn afta dat, di grɔn yunit dɛn bin tek Koria. Jepan dɔn gri fɔ mek pis de we nɔ izi. I bin gi Rɔshia di Kuril chen ɛn Taywan. Di las big ayland na Rozhdestvensky in skwadron bin tek am.
  Rɔshia bin tek kɔntrol pan Koria, Manchuria, ɛn Mɔngolia, usay pipul dɛn bin tɔn agens Chaina. Dis na aw Zheltorossiya bin apia. Di ɛmpaya bin strɔng. No rivɔlɔshɔn nɔ bin de, Duma nɔ bin de. Di kɔntri bin go insay di ikɔnomi growth fast ɛn divɛlɔp kwik kwik wan.
  Rɔshia bin rɛdi bɛtɛ fɔ di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ ɛn i bin gɛt mɔ mɔni. Ɛn di pipul dɛn we bin de de bin bɔku, ɛn di sojaman dɛn bin bɔku. Di fɔs layt tank dɛn na di wɔl bin apia bak. Bikɔs di ikɔmi bin strɔng, dɛn bin ebul fɔ put dɛn na mas prodakshɔn.
  Na da tɛm de, Mirabela-Magnetic bin dɔn kɔmɔt na dis yunivas, bɔt i bin ebul fɔ rivyu di tin dɛn we apin.
  Speshali, di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ bin rili bigin lɛk aw i bin de insay rial istri. Fɔs, i bin de divɛlɔp lɛk di sem tin. Bɔt dɛn bin tek di siti we nem Przemysl bɔku tɛm bifo dat. Ɛn di win we di Prɔshian dɛn win di tɛm we di Jamani dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ go bifo pan Wɔsaw, bin tɔn to mɔ impɔtant. Insay di ia we mek fayvtin, di kiŋ in ami bin strɔng ɛn ɔganayz bɛtɛ. Ɛn di sapɔt bin tɔn to strɔng mɔ. Di Jamani pipul dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ gɛt big big sakrifays dɛn. Na di maksimam, pan di kɔst fɔ big big lɔs, Jamani bin push di Rɔshian dɛn bak pas di Vistula ɛn i bin ebul fɔ tek Przemysl, bɔt Rɔshia bin ol Lviv. Di lɔs we Rɔshia lɔs nɔ bin bɔku pas di wan we dɛn bin lɔs insay rial istri, bɔt di lɔs we Jamani bin lɔs bin bɔku.
  Insay di siksti ia, di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin brok insay Prɔshia, ɛn afta dat na di sawt dɛn nɔ bin jɔs ebul fɔ tek Przemysl bak, bɔt dɛn bin ebul fɔ tek Krakow bak. I bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn pwɛl di Ɔtoman Ɛmpaya.
  Bikɔs dɛn nɔ bin de tink bɔt ɛnitin, Fɛbwari 1917 pas witout ɛni prɔblɛm. Ɛn insay di spring dɛn bin put di swɛt pan Ɔstria-Ɔŋgaria, ɛn bay di sɔmma di Ɔtoman dɛn ɛn di Ɔstrian dɛn ɔl tu bin giv-ɔp. Ɔtɔm di Rɔshian dɛn bin go bifo agens di Jamani dɛn. Di Amɛrika pipul dɛn ɛn dɛn padi dɛn bak bin de prɛs. Na Novɛmba 30, 1917, Jamani bin sɔrɛnda.
  Rɔshia bin gɛt bɔku bɔku say dɛn na di wɛst ɛn di sawt. Dɛn bin sheb Tɛki to pat dɛn ɛn i nɔ bin de igen na di wɔl map. Ɔstria-Ɔŋgaria sɛf bin lɔs. Galisia, Bukovina, Krakow rijin, Poznan, Klaipeda, Danzig bin bi pat pan Rɔshia. Rɔshia bin gɛt Istanbul ɛn Eshia Maynɔ bak. Briten bin tek Irak ɛn Palestayn, Siria bin bi Frɛnch. Rɔshia bin inklud Slɔvenia bak, ɛn mek Ɔŋgaria ɛn di Chɛk Ripɔblik bi wan kɔntri we dɛn de protɛkt. Ɔstria dɔn rili smɔl.
  Ɛn dɛn bin mek Jamani fɔ pe bak.
  We rili bɛnifit ɔl di kɔntri dɛn na di wɔl. Di kiŋ in ɛmpaya bin strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ. Ɛn di pawa we Tsa Nikolas II bin gɛt bin de gro mɔ ɛn mɔ. Di pipul dɛn bin rili lɛk di kiŋ. Pantap dat, di pe bin go ɔp, ɛn di lɔng we di de we dɛn bin de wok bin de go dɔŋ. Fɔs, di tsar bin ridyus di de we dɛn bin de wok to 11.5 awa. Dɔn insay 1922, dɛn bin shɔt di de fɔ wok fɔ ɔda awa to 10.5 awa, Satide ɛn di de bifo ɔlide to 8 awa. We 1928 dɔn, di mɔni we dɛn bin de pe bin pas fifti fayv rubul fɔ ɛvri mɔnt. Pantap dat, na twɛnti fayv kɔpɛk nɔmɔ dɛn kin bay vodka, ɛn yu kin bay kaw fɔ tri rubul. Na 180 rubles nɔmɔ dɛn bin ebul fɔ bay nyu motoka ɛn dɛn kin bay am wit kredit.
  Smɔl wɔ dɛn bak bin kɔntinyu. Rɔshia ɛn Briten bin dɔn sheb Afganistan ɛn Iran. Na lɛk af. Nɔt pat na Rɔshia, na di sawt pat na Briten.
  Neks, di Entente bin sheb di Midul Is. Frans, Briten, Rɔshia ɛvri wan tek lɛk wan pat pan tri pat pan di eria. Afta i dɔn kɔmplit di divɛlɔpmɛnt fɔ di Islamik wɔl.
  Na bikɔs ɔf dis, Rɔshia bin gɛt bays dɛn na di Indian Oshɔn. Wetin na dis plus?
  Rɔshia bin gɛt ples bak fɔ mek tɛmpul na Jerusɛlɛm.
  I bin tan lɛk se di wɔl dɔn gɛt stebul. Bɔt insay 1929, di Gret Dipreshɔn bin apin. Ɛn bak bɔku pipul dɛn bigin fɔ protɛst na Rɔshia. Insay 1931, Jepan bin atak di Rɔshian bot dɛn bak. Wan nyu wɔ dɔn bigin na di Pasifik.
  Na Kolchak bin de oba di Rɔshian ami ɛn na Denikin bin de oba di grɔn sojaman dɛn.
  I bin pɔsibul fɔ win di Japan pipul dɛn kwik kwik wan na land ɛn si. Afta dat wan landin tek ples na di metropolis sef. Jepan bin rili nɔ gri, bɔt dɛn bin win am. Ɛn naw dɛn dɔn put am insay Rɔshia. Ɛn di Rɔshian Tsa Nikolas II bin bi bak di Emparɔ na Jepan. Rɔshia bin win bɔku say dɛn bak na Chaena. Tek fɔ dɛnsɛf wetin di British dɛn alaw.
  Ɛn na Jamani, Hitlɛr bin kam na di pawa. Di tɛm we Nikolas di Sɛkɔn bin de rul na bin wan pan di tɛm dɛn we lɔng pas ɔl na Rɔshia, ɛn i bin rili gɛt glori. Dɛn bin gi di Tsa in nem Nikolas di Gret.
  Bɔt insay 1934, jɔs insay Novɛmba 7, di plen we bin de kɛr di empara bin fɔdɔm. Ɛn we i ol siksti siks ia, dɛn bin ambɔg di rul we di kiŋ we gɛt glori ɛn we bin rili gɛt sakrifays bin de rul. Ɔnda dat, Rɔshia bin ebul fɔ win bɔku bɔku kɔntri dɛn.
  Di tɛm we Nikolas di Gret bin de rul fɔ pas fɔti ia. Bɔt afta dat, trɔbul dɛn bin kam. Nikolas II in pikin, Alɛksi II, bin dɔn sik we i go na di tron, ɛn i nɔ bin rich wan ia yet we i rul. Dɔn Kirill Romanov bin bi kiŋ. Ɛn i bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi sik bad bad wan bak, i bin rul te 1938, te Vladimir Kirillovich Romanov gɛt di tron. I bin bi Tsa Vladimir III.
  Na da tɛm de, Hitlɛr bin strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ. Dɛn bin jɔyn am wit Ɔstria. Ɛn Mussolini bin tek Itiopia. Na tru se dɛn tu dikteta dɛn ya bin de fred Rɔshia. Ɛn di Fuhrer bin want fɔ mek wan alayns wit di tsarist gɔvmɛnt.
  Vladimir di Tɔd bin biliv bak se i bɛtɛ fɔ tek ɔl di kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de rul frɔm Briten ɛn Frans, bɔt natin nɔ bin de fɔ tek frɔm Jamani.
  So dɛn bin mek di Aks alayns. Mɔsko, Balin, Rom, agens Briten, Frans, Bɛljiɔm, ɛn Ɔland.
  Pantap dat, i bin klia se Rɔshia bin strɔng pas ɔlman ɛn i bin gɛt di big big sojaman dɛn we de na grɔn. Siks milyɔn sojaman dɛn ɛn tu tawzin rejimɛnt dɛn na big big pawa. Ɛn ivin we pis de.
  Di pipul dɛn we bin de bɔku na Rɔshia bin pas tri pasɛnt pan ia bikɔs di pipul dɛn we bin de day bin de go dɔŋ ɛn di land plot dɛn bin smɔl. Bɔt di ami bin bɔku.
  Dɛn bin de mek bɔku tank dɛn, ɛn na dɛn bin de di bɛst ɛn dɛn bin dɔn go bifo pas ɔl na di wɔl. Lɛk plen ɛn ɛlikopta.
  Di Rɔshian ami bin want fɔ win di wɔ. Di yɔŋ tsar we bin want fɔ gɛt bɔku prɔpati bin drim bak fɔ pas di glori we Nikolas di Gret bin gɛt.
  So di alayns bin mek kwik kwik wan.
  Ɛn pan May 15, 1941, di wɔ bigin... Rɔshia bin muf sojaman dɛn go na India, Indochina, di Midul Is, ɛn Ijipt.
  Ɛn Hitler bin bit Bɛljiɔm, Ɔland ɛn Frans... Jɔs lɛk aw i bin de na rial istri, di Nazi dɛn bin win di Alay dɛn insay wan ɛn af mɔnt. Rɔshia bin win di kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de rul. Bɔt insay 1941, dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ tek Briten.
  Insay 1942, Rɔshia bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi tek India, di Midul Is, Indochaina, ɛn di British prɔpati dɛn na di Pasifik Oshɔn. Ɛn ɔlrɛdi di tsarist ami bin go bifo wit di Italiyan dɛn ɔlsay na Afrika.
  Na da sem tɛm de, Rɔshia, togɛda wit Jamani, bigin fɔ fɛt wɔ wit sabmarin ɛn fɔ fɛt di ɛnimi dɛn. Briten bin de ɔnda big prɛshɔn. Dis na bin fɔ tray fɔ strangl di British.
  Di ɛya ɔfens bin kɔntinyu fɔ de ɔlsay na di fɔti sɛkɔn ia.
  Rɔshia ɛn Itali bin tek ɔl Afrika. Rɔshia bin tek Ɔstrelia bak.
  Ɛn insay 1943, di land na Briten bin dɔn apin. Afta wan mɔnt we dɛn bin de fɛt bad bad wan, di mɛtropɔlis bin fɔdɔm.
  Na so big big fɛt ɛn di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ bin dɔn. Rɔshia bin win bɔku pat na di wɔl. Di Tɔd Rayk bin gɛt Bɛljiɔm ɛn Ɔland, ɛn wan impɔtant pat pan Frans. Na Mɔrokɔ nɔmɔ Jamani bin gɛt na Afrika. Itali bin gɛt sɔm. Ɛn di ɔda wan dɛn na Rɔshia bin tek am.
  Bɔt, di pis nɔ bin las fɔ lɔng tɛm. Vladimir di tɔd wan bin aks fɔ mek Amɛrika kam bak na Alaska, ɛn bigin fɔ fɛt as pretekst.
  Jamani, Itali ɛn Brazil sɛf bin go insay di wɔ. Ajentina, Spen, Pɔtyugal, ɛn Vɛnizwela bin jɔyn dɛn.
  Wan big big wɔ bin bigin.
  USA na di enemi of di strong. Bɔt Amɛrikan tank dɛn nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ kwaliti pas di wan dɛn we de na Rɔshia ɛn Jamani. Yɛs, di kiŋ in ami strɔng pas am fa fawe pan nɔmba. Ɛn i de krɔs di Amɛrika pipul dɛn smɔl smɔl.
  Di wɔ bin bigin insay Ɔgɔst 1945. I bin las fɔ lɛk tu ia so mɔ. Di men blow bin de frɔm Chukotka to Alaska. Di ɛkstenshɔn fɔ kɔmyunikeshɔn ɛn sapɔt layn dɛn bin mek i nɔ izi fɔ transpɔt sojaman dɛn.
  Wetin bin mek di wɔ lɔng.
  Apat frɔm dat, di Amɛrikin dɛn bin mek bɔku Pɛshing ɛn Sheman dɛn, dɛn bin gɛda bɔku bɔku sojaman dɛn ɛn dɛn bin fɛt wit traŋa. Kanada ɛn Mɛksiko ɔl tu bin de na di Amɛrika say. Bikɔs ɔf dis, di fɛt-fɛt bin rili bad.
  Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin go bifo, bɔt dɛn bin de go bifo smɔl smɔl, ɛn dɛn bin win di traŋa we dɛn bin de agens dɛn.
  Bɔt na di ɛnd, Amɛrika bin kapitul... Ɛn insay Jun 1947, pis bin rul...
  Mirabela Magnitnaya bin jɔs ebul fɔ si wetin bin de apin te Sɛptɛmba 1948 dɔn. Dat min se, te naw. Insay di yunivas usay i bin fɛt, Tsarist Rɔshia, we Vladimir di Tɔd bin de bifo, na stet we gɛt bɔku prɔpati.
  Di wan we big pas ɔl ɛn we jɛntri pas ɔl na di wɔl. Ɛn we nɔ gɛt ɛni ikwal. Hitler stil de rul Jamani. I bin gɛt kɔloni dɛn na Amɛrika, Mɛksiko ɛn Kanada fɔ tɛl tɛnki fɔ di wɔ agens Amɛrika.
  Pantap dat, Vladimir bin gri fɔ mek dɛn put di Sudetenland we de na di Chɛk Ripɔblik insay di Tɔd Rayk. Dis na rili fri-an.
  We Hitler de wit Rɔshia, in na big big stetman ɛn di pipul dɛn na Jamani lɛk am.
  Bɔt if di Fuhrer gɛt wedj na in ed, dɛn go jɔs kɔt am ɛn grɔn in bon dɛn to dɔst. So di Fuhrer jɔs fɔ ɔndastand dis.
  Ɛn nɔ rɔk di bot. If i bigin fɔ sho insɛf, i go ivin bɛtɛ. Jamani ɛn Itali nɔ go de na di map. Vladimir di Tɔd go win di wan ol wɔl. Ɛn i go rayt insay istri as Vladimir di Gret pas ɔlman. Ɛn dis na taytul we rili kɔl!
  
  WAYT TAYGƐR KƆB
  Wan smɔl grup we dɛn kɔl sɛrks bin de waka na di Kraym sɔmda rod. Di fɔs pɔsin we waka na bin wan bɔbɔ we nɔ gɛt fut ɛn we gɛt blant ɛn we ol lɛk twɛlv ia so. Wan tin bɔt waya man we wɛr shɔt, de waka na di ɔt wit in bɔdi nekɛd. Di rib dɛn bin de stɔp, bɔt di vein dɛn bin tan lɛk waya, ɔnda di skin we bin dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i blak bikɔs i tan.
  Wan titi bin de fala am. Layt brawn ia bin de blech bay di san, lɛk wit we dɔn rayp pasmak. Di gyal in aybrɔw dɛnsɛf layt, ɛn in fes dak lɛk jipsi in yon frɔm dɔst ɛn wan strɔng tan. Bɔt in fes rili fayn, i jɔs pɔynt smɔl bikɔs i tan. Di titi slɛnd, i wɛr layt kɔtɔn dres we de go ɔp in ni. Ɛn bak barefut, pan ɔl we yu nɔ go jɛlɔs di wan dɛn we nɔ gɛt sus if dɛn waka along di rɔk rod na Kraym. Nɔto jɔs di ston dɛn shap, bɔt dɛn kin wam bak we di san kin wam insay di sɔmma.
  Bɔt di gyal pikin dɛn ɛn di bɔbɔ dɔn yus fɔ rɔn rawnd we di ples wam ɛn kol, ɛn dɛn brɔnz leg ɛn dɛn fut we gɛt kɔl nɔ de pe atɛnshɔn to dɛn kayn smɔl smɔl tin dɛn de.
  Wan fayn fayn tin de rɔn biɛn dɛn. Wait, bɔt i gɛt brawn strɛp dɛn. Kiut albino tiger pikin. Dɔn bak, i dɔn wik, i angri bad bad wan, i kin kech bɔtaflay dɛn we i de waka ɛn purr.
  Bihayn di gyal in sholda, wan barel ɔgan de na in an ɛn sɔm aksesɔri dɛn. Di bɔbɔ sɛf lod smɔl. Dɛn dɔn de waka frɔm ali mɔnin. Di bɔbɔ step pan wan bɔtul we dɔn brok. Ɛn i fil wan prik tru di kɔl ɛn i limp.
  Di titi smayl ɛn tɔk se:
  - Tek tɛm Olezhka! Sɔntɛnde, sɔprayz dɛn kin de na di rod dɛn!
  Di bɔbɔ bin de muf wit wamat se:
  - I nɔ bad, ivin blɔd nɔ de! En na dis wi go fid Bimbo!
  Di titi bin swɛt bad bad wan ɛn tɔk se:
  - Yes, di tayga pikin pas! I nid mit! I nɔ go las fɔ lɔng tɛm pan skrap dɛn nɔmɔ!
  Di bɔbɔ ansa wit smayl se:
  - Na plenti dachas wit rich pipul de ya. Sɔntɛm wi go drink am fɔ mit. Ɛn yu, Olesya, insɛf dɔn lɔs yu wet...
  Di titi shek ɛn tɔk se:
  - Ɛn i fayn fɔ mi! Mi agility dɔn ivin go ɔp!
  Ɛn di titi jomp ɛn spin pan in fut finga dɛn. Olezhka bin wispa wit admireshɔn, ɛn di tayga pikin bin grɔmbul.
  Wan tu ia bifo dɛn bin de na wan sɛrks grup we bin kɔntakt di Narodnaya Volya mɛmba dɛn ɛn dɛn bin pwɛl dɛn. Olesya bin tek pat bak, ɛn akɔdin to rɔmɔr i ivin kil di jenɛral. Ɛn naw i bin de waka waka na Rɔshia wit in fut ɛn i nɔ bin de rɛst. Insay di kol sizin, dɛn kin muf go na Iran ɛn Irak, usay dɛn kin splash rawnd di stip slop dɛn ɛn gi pɔfɔmɛnshɔn dɛn. Insay di sɔmma, wi bin go dɔŋ na Rɔshia. Olesya bin sabi bɔku langwej dɛn, lɛk Pashian langwej, ɛn i bin de tich Ɔlɛg.
  I ivin fani fɔ waka rawnd Iran wit vel, bɔt wit bare fut. Dem don de push di sho, en jos recently dem get Bimbo. Dɔn bak, pɔsin we rɔnawe, we kɔmɔt na sɔm grup. Wan animal we gɛt fayn fayn tin dɛn we nɔ bɔku, bɔt we de it bad bad wan. I bin dɔn wit di tin dɛn we i nid kwik kwik wan, pan ɔl we di tayga pikin bin gɛda bɔku pipul dɛn. Bɔt di grup dɔn hit wan dak pat insay di las dez. Fɔ sɔm rizin, di fayn gyal, di bɔbɔ ɛn di albino tayga pikin nɔ bin gɛt ɛni mɔni. Ɛn dɛn bin de angri. Pantap dat, di smɔl smɔl animal dɛn we bin de it animal dɛn bin bia angri pas ɔl.
  Di triumvirate bin sidɔm na di fɔk. Olesya sheb tu smɔl potato bitwin di bɔbɔ ɛn gi ɔl di bred to di tayga pikin. I bin gridi fɔ it am ɛn aks fɔ mɔ. Na shem i de whine so... Lɛk puppy. Ɛn na wan we skinny.
  Olesya bin tinap wit disaid ɛn slap in bare soles:
  - Bin go! Mek wi ɛnjɔy di jentlman dɛn!
  Di fɔs dacha dɔn grit dɛn we nɔ gɛt padi biznɛs wit dɛn. Di pɔsin we de kia fɔ di os nɔ bin gri fɔ mek a kam insay ɛn i kɔl Olesya as uman we de du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit ɔda pɔsin.
  Di sɛkɔn visit bin bɛtɛ. Wan uman we ol tati fayv ia bin alaw mi fɔ kam insay. Oleg chenj in tayt we nɔ fayn ɛn i bin de rɔn fayn fayn wan. Olesya bin tray fɔ du dat. In gyal pikin jimnast figa rili agil. Bimbo nɔ bin no bɛtɛ, bɔt i bin jomp bak tru di huk, we Olesya bin de ol wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, wit in fut dɛn we dɔn rɔf, bɔt i nɔ bin lɔs dɛn gris. Di uman bin rili gladi ɛn aks Ɔlɛg se:
  - Yu na gud klawn!
  Di bɔbɔ ansa wit wamat se:
  - A nɔto klawn, bɔt a na akrobat ɛn a na smɔl jɔglɛ!
  Di uman aks se:
  - Bɔn!
  Oleg bigin fɔ trowe tin dɛn wit gladi at. Inklud wan pen ɛn wan kɔm we de ledɔm na di tebul.
  Di uman, we bin de smayl wit satisfay, aks se:
  - Dis uman na yu mama?
  Oleg shek in ed negatif wan:
  - Nɔ, mi patna!
  Di uman nɔd se:
  - Yes, she"s too young... Yu gɛt mama ɛn papa?
  Di bɔbɔ swɛt kwayɛt wan se:
  - A nɔ no mi mama ɛn papa!
  Di uman bin swɛt wit sɔri-at ɛn ansa se:
  - Pikin we nɔ gɛt mama ɛn papa! Wɛl, okay, a stil gɛt sɔm sus dɛn frɔm mi fɔs maid! Bring am to dɛn!
  Di futman bin kɔmɔt de, i bin de grɔmbul. Olesya bin smayl wit satisfay. Dɔn di futman apia. Di sus dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi west ɛn dɛn bin gɛt krak krak lɛda.
  Di uman bin de mɔna se:
  - Mi sɛf gɛt dɛt ɛn ɔnɔful wan a nɔ ebul fɔ gi mɔ!
  Olesya tek di sus ɛn tɛl di uman tɛnki wit ɔl in at. Dɔn dɛn lɛf di dacha. Di titi bin de grɔmbul we i nɔ gladi se:
  "Di junk dila nɔ go gi yu pas wan nikɛl fɔ sɔntin lɛk dat." Krabit! Ɛn yu bin spɛn bɔku tɛm!
  Oleg bin notis se:
  - Na long de, wi go kolkt mo!
  Na di neks dacha wi bin ivin less laki. Dɛn bin gri fɔ tek dɛn, bɔt afta di pɔfɔmɛnshɔn, dɛn bin jɔs gi dɛn wan plet we gɛt tebul skrap dɛn. Bɔt di tayga pikin bin swɛla dɛn kwik kwik wan. At least prɔfit de insay dis.
  Bɔt na di nɔmba 4 dacha, di bɔbɔ in sus bɔs, ɛn i bin gɛt fɔ kɔntinyu fɔ ple barefut ɛn nɔ drɛs akɔdin to in yunifom. En dem onli giv mi wan ten-kopeck pies.
  Dɛn nɔ bin alaw dɛn fɔ go insay di fayv dacha. Na di siks flɔ, sɔm pikin dɛn bin de we, rawnd di tayga pikin, bigin fɔ push kek pan am. Dɛn bin de trit Olezhka bak. Di bɔbɔ we angri it di chɔklɛt krim wit gladi at. Bɔt dɛn bin gɛt fɔ wok. Di pikin dɛn nɔ bin want fɔ lɛf fɔ go fɔ lɔng tɛm. Di masta bin de wach di pɔfɔmɛnshɔn bak. I bin lɛk di we aw Olesya we de ple jimnast bin de ple mɔ. I bin de aks fɔ ripit am bɔku tɛm. Dɔn i trit di titi bak wit kek. I tek bɔku tɛm, ɛn di san bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de go dɔŋ. Ɛn na tu kɔpɛk nɔmɔ dɛn bin de pe.
  We di masta dɔn, di masta put in paw pan Olesya in leg we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn grɔmbul:
  - Wit yu apinans, yu kin geht big moni fo oda we!
  Olesya pul bak:
  - Nɔ ɛva! A nɔ go go na di panɛl!
  Di masta grin ɛn tɔk se:
  - I at fɔ mek pɔsin we de ple sɛrks fɛn ɔkɔ we go mek i gɛt prɔfit pas fɔ uman we gɛt izi gud kwaliti dɛn.
  Olesya bin tɔk wit sɛns se:
  - Bɔt lɔv izi!
  Bɔt twɛnti kɔpɛk na mɔni bak. Yu kin ɔlrɛdi bay wan bɔtul vodka fɔ dɛn. Ɛni we aw i bi, dɛn bin de gi di tayga pikin wan mit. Olesya bin sɛl in sus fɔ sɛvin kɔpɛk. Dɛn bin gɛt tin fɔ it.
  I dɔn dak smɔl, ɛn yu nɔ ebul fɔ waka rawnd di dacha dɛn. Olesya bin tɛl Ɔlɛg se:
  - Wi nɔ go go na di say we dɛn de kip pipul dɛn?
  Di bɔbɔ nɔd wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - Nɔ go go! I de stink insay de!
  Olesya bin gri se:
  - En drunken tramps go flock to mi. Lɛ wi fɛn ples na di kev ɛn swim bifo wi go slip.
  Di bɔbɔ nɔd in ed. Dɛn bin de swim na wan pul we nɔbɔdi nɔ de. Di wata bin wam ɛn i bin gɛt sɔl. Oleg bin admaya Olesya in figa, i bin gɛt bɔku mɔsul ɛn i bin slɛnd. I nɔ bin tan lɛk se in bɔdi tan atɔl, bɔt i bin rili gɛt wanwɔd. Tanned, jimnast gyal. Aw i de aktiv wan fɔ rayk wit in an ɛn leg dɛn. Lɛk panta we de go ɔntin.
  Oleg bin mɛmba di wok we dɛn bin du bɔt "Mowgli". Wan fani stori bin de bɔt wan bɔbɔ we dɛn mɛn midul wulf dɛn. Dɛn gɛt sɔntin we fiba dis bak. Yu de waka waka fɔ yusɛf, bɔt we yu fri, yu de si bɔku tin dɛn. Di sem dacha dɛn gɛt fayn fayn tin dɛn, sɔm dɛn gɛt watawɛl ɛn skapul dɛn. I rili fayn. Ɛspɛshali insay di sɔmma na Kraym. Jɛnɛral wan, sɔm tɛm na fayn tɛm. I kin wɔs pasmak insay di kol sizin. Ivin na Iran ɛn Irak i kin kol na nɛt. Bɔku tɛm, dɛn kin muf na nɛt fɔ mek dɛn wam, ɛn dɛn kin slip na di opin ples.
  We di bɔbɔ ɛn di titi dɔn was fayn fayn wan, dɛn slip. Dɛn yɔŋ, dɛn gɛt wɛlbɔdi, dɛn dɔn tren. Dɛn kin slip lɛk wayl animal: dɛn kin slip fayn, dɛn nɔ kin pe atɛnshɔn to di say we at. Bɔt wetin yu go du if yu bɔdi wɛl ɛn yu nɔ nid fɛda bed? Ɛn i rili fayn fɔ slip na di fresh briz.
  Bɔt nɔ lɛk animal, pipul dɛn kin drim... Ɔlɛg bin de drim bɔt aw i bi kabin bɔy na pairati ship ɛn fɛt. Wit saber, we de atak Inglish sojaman dɛn we wɛr yunifom. Slash ɛn slash ɛnimi dɛn. Na wan bɔbɔ de kik am na in groin wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Jomp op ɛn krɔs di British. Rɔn bitwin ɛnimi dɛn. Dɛn kin fɔdɔm, kɔt dɛn ɛn mangled. Ɛn di bɔbɔ pik di sɛkɔn sab. I de rul di mil, ɛn i rili masta. Di guy na rili agile...
  Bɔt drim dɛn nɔ klia ɛn yu kin mɛmba dɛn jenɛral tin dɛn nɔmɔ.
  Di nɛks de wi nid fɔ go tru di dachas bak. Pantap dat, dɛn go kil dɛn, ɛn dɛn fɔ gi di tayga pikin tin fɔ it.
  Di titi bin tray fɔ mek i tan lɛk se i gladi ɛn i bin de smayl. I rili fayn, ɛn di gad dɛn bin gri fɔ opin di domɔt fɔ am. Bɔt dɛn bin sav am pas dat. Na di fɔs dacha, di jentlman dɛn bin rili want fɔ wach dɛn pantomime. Di masta bin lɛk fɔ wach di flash we Olesya in nekɛd, mɔskul, tan leg dɛn de flash. Bɔt na tebul skrap nɔmɔ dɛn bin de gi dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin de gi di tayga pikin.
  Na di sɛkɔn dacha we dɛn kip am fɔ lɔng tɛm, di masta ivin strok di titi in leg. Di uman bin trit Olezhka wit wan kek. Dem giv mi wan ten-kopeck pies. Di nɛks tu dacha dɛn tɔn aut fɔ ɛmti - di jentlman dɛn nɔ rich.
  Olesya bin tɔk wit kɔnfyushɔn se:
  - Yes... Yu nɔ go mek fɔchɔ ya!
  Olezhka bin de muf wit wamat se:
  - I bɛtɛ fɔ go insay robbery! Mɔ prɔfit!
  Olesya luk op fɔ ansa am ɛn siŋ se:
  - Wetin na blu skay. Wi nɔto pipul dɛn we de sɔpɔt fɔ tif!
  Di nɛks dacha bin difrɛn bikɔs i bin big ɛn di wɔndaful tin dɛn we i bin gɛt. Dɛn bin put gold pan di watawɛl dɛn ɛn dɛn bin shot dɛn ay ay wan na di skay. Futman dɛn we drɛs fayn fayn wan bin tinap na di ɛntrɛ. Olesya bin ivin shem fɔ di we aw i bin de luk opin wan we i nɔ wɛr fut. Di big wan pan di futman dɛn ala se:
  - Wi nɔ de sav to di po pipul dɛn!
  Di titi bin ala fɔ ansa se:
  - Wi na sɔrks pɔfɔma dɛn! Lɛ wi pul di sɔri-at!
  Olesya wispa ɛn es in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Di wayt tayga pikin jomp ova ɛn laf fani na di ays. Olezhka put wan hoop, ɛn Bimbo jomp insay am ɛn tɔn am ɔpsayd dɔŋ bak wit in paw.
  Di sinia futman bin wispa ɛn muf se:
  - Nɔ bad! Yu kin pas!
  Wan bɔbɔ ɛn wan titi bin go insay di get. Wan wayt tayga pikin sɛf rɔn insay. Di menlan masta bin jɔs de fil se i dɔn bost na in fayn fayn dacha-tayp pales. Di bigman we bin sidɔm na wan gazibo bifo wan fayn fayn tebul, i bin de it fat mit ɛn was am dɔŋ wit dia dia wayn we dɛn pul na wan gold kɔp. Neks to am, wan yɔŋ, fayn uman bin sidɔm we wɛr klos we dɛn drɛs wit jɔlɔs. Wan titi we ol lɛk sɛvin ia so we wɛr smat dres ɛn we rili fiba di masta in wɛf, we jɔs gɛt layt ia, bin de jomp na di veranda.
  Di masta bin luk Olesya wit ɔl in yay. Na in na di dayamɛtrik ɔpɔzit to in wɛf. Blɔnd versus brunet, slim, mɔskul, slim figa versus plump. Dak chɔklɛt skin versus aristokratik pallor. Na tru se di bigman bin de luk di titi wit ɔl in at, in leg dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, in bɔdi ay, in wes we tan lɛk tin. Yɛs, di masta bin tink se, mi wɛf dɔn gɛt mɔ wet. Ɛn dis...
  Olesya ɛn Oleg bigin fɔ ple nɔmba dɛn. Olesya bin dans insay wan kɔmbayn, we man dɛn bin lɛk bad bad wan. Oleg bin de ple naw wit tayt ɛn T-shirt we de shayn. I bin ivin sɔm kayn we de mek pɔsin sabi fɔ wɛr fut we nɔ gɛt natin pas fɔ wɛr Chɛk sus. Di bɔbɔ spin, du sɔmsalt, jomp. Olesya bin es am ɔp we i rich in an. Di wayt tayga pikin jomp tru hoop, an ɛn leg, ɛn go tru siza.
  Olesya bin de ple wan myuzik pan wan smɔl ɔgan. Di bɔbɔ bin de jɔg. Dɔn di titi bin de jɔg, dɔn dɛn bin de togɛda. Di wan dɛn we bin de ple di sɛrks bin agil ɛn dɛn bin de spin bɔku bɔku wan. Olesya bin ivin du dabl somersault, ɛn dɛn bin de waka togɛda wit dɛn an. Dɔn di tayga pikin jomp bak tru di huk dɛn, we Olesya bin ol wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  We dɛn bin de ple di fim, di titi bin de spin rawnd ɛn ala wit gladi at wan wan tɛm. Di masta ɛn in wɛf bin de klap dɛn an wit kɔntrol. Bɔt i bin klia se dɛn gladi.
  We di ɛnd, di bɔbɔ ɛn di titi bin de siŋ, ɛn dɛn vɔys bin wɔndaful, dɛn bin ful-ɔp. Afta dat, Olesya es in hat fɔ gɛda mɔni. I bin rili fayn, i nɔ bin izi fɔ mek in slip kɔba am. Di masta na di men land bin grin ɛn tɔk se:
  - Wan tɛm, a bin de beg misɛf, pan ɔl we a na bin nobul famili. Ɛn i bin ebul fɔ bi milyɔnaria ɛn bay insɛf wan prins taytul. So sɔntɛm sɔmde yu go jɛntri!
  Olesya ansa wit smayl se:
  - Tɛnki, yu Ɛksɛlɛnsi!
  Di masta bin tɔk dray wan se:
  - Bɔt di wan we de west nɔ go gɛt jɛntri! So, a de se yu fɔ sɛl yu animal to mi.
  Olesya bin smayl wit pawa ɛn se:
  - Bimbo na wi padi, i nɔ de fɔ sɛl!
  Di masta grin wit wamat ɛn tɔk se:
  - Na dat dɛn kin tɔk we dɛn want fɔ chaj ay prays! Bɔt yu nɔ go ebul fɔ ful mi! A no wetin i de kɔst! A de gi wan chervonets, ɛn nɔto af ruble mɔ!
  Olesya shek in ed:
  - Sɔri masta, bɔt dis padi nɔ de fɔ sɛl! Nɔto fɔ ɛni mɔni!
  Di prins bin de muf wit wamat se:
  - Yes, yu fɔ gladi se a de pul yu pan dis kayn lod. I kin tek bɔku mɔni fɔ fid tayga. Ɛn we i big... Yu tink se dɛn go alaw yu fɔ waka rawnd di siti wit big ɛn denja animal we de it animal?
  Olesya bin shem. Fɔ tru, sɔntɛnde a kin tink bɔt wetin fɔ du wit Bimbo we i dɔn big. Di polis don de luk dem askance, bot wetin go hapun insaid som mun?
  In eni kes, yu go get fo pat wit Bimbo soon. Tɛn rubles na mɔni bak. Yu kin bay yusɛf wan pikin ɛn tren am. Dɔg nɔ kin it bɛtɛ, ɛn yu kin travul wit am fɔ pas wan ia. Sev sɔm mɔni fɔ yusɛf ɛn sɔntɛm opin sɔm biznɛs. Ɔ mared... I fayn, i kɔba.
  Olesya bin de shem, kɔmɔn sɛns bin se di tayga pikin go bɛtɛ wit di prins pas fɔ angri wit grup we de waka waka. Ɛn se if yu pat wit animal we de it animal, i bɛtɛ fɔ du am naw, we da kayn chans de dɔn kam.
  Bɔt afta dat, di masta in gyal pikin, we na wan titi we gɛt pal dɛn we dɛn ɛmbroyd wit bɔw, kik in leg ɛn ala se:
  - A want wan tayga! A want wan wayt tayga!
  Di prins wev in an ɛn slam in fist:
  - Sɛt mɔt! Naw a de du biznɛs!
  Di wɛf bin ala se:
  - Nɔ ala pan di pikin!
  I klia se di titi bin dɔn pwɛl ɛn i nɔ bin de fred. Bɔt we i dɔn jomp bak, i swɛt mɔ kwayɛt wan:
  - Bay am daddy! Bay wan tayga pikin...
  Di wɛf bin tɔk to in gyal pikin wit smayl se:
  - Dis animal kin denja... Na animal we de it animal ɛn i de it smɔl gyal pikin dɛn!
  Di masta krak in finga dɛn ɛn se:
  - Di las wɔd na fayvtin rubles! At least get on yu knees, a no go ad mo!
  Olesya butu ɛn aks se:
  - Wi kin kɔmɔt, Yu Ɛksɛlɛnsi?
  Di prins bin ala se:
  - Nɔ! A de aks fɔ di las tɛm, yu go gi di tayga pikin fɔ fayvtin rubles?
  Olesya bin shek in ed. Di masta na di men land bin aks wit sɔri-at se:
  - Wetin na yu nem?
  Di titi ansa wit smayl se:
  - Olesya we de na di wɔl.
  Di prins bin grin bad bad wan:
  - Yu gɛt paspɔt? Mek wi sho!
  Olesya bin shek ɛn tɔn in blɛsin. Di prins klap in an ɛn ala se:
  - Tek dem en kol di polis! Dɛn tif mi tayga ɛn mi dayamɔn ring!
  Di titi ala wit gladi at se:
  - Bravo papa!
  Di lackeys bin atak Olesya. Di titi nɔ bin de agens am. Dɛn bin tay in ɛn Olezhka wit rop ɛn lɔk dɛn na di bɛsin. I nɔ tu te, di polis dɛn kam.
  Afta dɛn lisin to di prins, dɛn put shakul pan Olesya ɛn Ɔlɛg dɛn an ɛn fut. Pantap dat, dɛn bin gɛt spɛshal saiz fɔ pikin dɛn. We dɛn bin de tay yɔŋ tifman dɛn.
  Afta dat, dɛn kɛr di titi ɛn di bɔbɔ go na prizin. Na de dɛn bin separet. Dɛn trowe Ɔlɛg na di bɛsin, usay dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt wan duzin bɔbɔ dɛn we dɛn tay wit shak, ɛn dɛn trowe Ɔlɛs na wan sɛl wit di uman dɛn. I nɔ bin swit. Di sɛl dɛn de stink, wan ol de na di flɔ instead ɔf latrin, i damp ɛn sɛmi-dak. Dɛn bin de kip di bɔbɔ dɛn na shakul, ɛn dis nɔ bin izi fɔ dɛn. Dɛn kin tay an ɛn fut. I nɔ kin izi fɔ muv rawnd wan smɔl sɛl. Na bred ɛn wata nɔmɔ dɛn bin de gi wi, ɛn sɔntɛnde dɛn bin de gi wi rɔtin frut.
  Dɛn bin sidɔm ya te dɛn jɔj am. Dɔn, ɔ wan tranga wok ɔ ples fɔ slip na prizin bin de wet fɔ di bɔbɔ dɛn. Dɛn kin sɛn uman dɛnsɛf fɔ go wok tranga wan na Sayberia, ɔ na Sɛntral Eshia fɔ go avɛst kɔtɔn, ɔ fɔ go na prizin wit wok na sɔm faktri fɔ mek gɔvmɛnt it. Yu kin sidɔm te dɛn jɔj yu bay wetin di wan dɛn we de oba yu want. Apat frɔm dat, dɛn bin de bit prizina dɛn bak.
  Dɛn bin tɛl dɛn fɔ bit Ɔlɛg ɛn Ɔles di sem tɛm. Dɛn pul di bɔbɔ ɛn di gyal pikin nekɛd ɛn strɛch dɛn pan wan trestle. Tu polisman dɛn bin tinap na di tu say dɛn. Di wan dɛn we de wok fɔ di lɔ bin sok di stik dɛn insay wan mɔta. Dɛn bin de wev am tru di ays, ɛn nak di drɔp dɛn dɔŋ. Ɛn afta dat, we dɛn tɛl dɛn, dɛn blo di bɔbɔ ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn bak. Olesya ɛn Oleg bin klem dɛn tit tayt so dat dɛn nɔ go ala. Di spank bin de go bifo ɔltɛm. Di polisman dɛn bin de du tin wit smɔl zil, dɛn bin jɔs de du dɛn wok. Di bɔbɔ ɛn di titi bin bia wit am, ɛn dɛn bin de blo tranga wan. Afta dɛn dɔn blo dɛn fɔ duzin tɛm, di skin bɔs ɛn blɔd bigin fɔ drip. I bin rili de mek a fil pen.
  Di kɔmanda we bin dɔn prɛskrib fɔ blo wan ɔndrɛd, bin grin. If di wan dɛn we dɛn pɔnish trowe dɛn fut, dis na Gɔd in fate. Dɛn de sɔfa fɔ wok tranga wan fɔ ɔl dɛn layf. Fɔ tif pan wan spɛshal skel, fɔ tray fɔ kil di prins ɛn in wɛf ɛn in gyal pikin. Ɛn afta dat, i kam fɔ no se dɛn bin de luk fɔ Olesya as pɔsin we bin de wit di kil we dɛn kil di gɔvna. Ɛni we aw i bi, dɛn go drayv di titi go na Sayberia sote go. Jɔs lɛk di smɔl bɔbɔ. So i go bɛtɛ fɔ mek dɛn put wi dɔŋ.
  Oleg ɛn Olesya bin gɛt maynd fɔ bia ɔl di wan ɔndrɛd blo dɛn we dɛn bin bit dɛn ɛn dɛn nɔ bin no natin. Bɔt dɛn bak bin tɔn to blɔd mɛs. Afta dat, dɛn put dɛn bak wit shakul ɛn trowe dɛn na prizin.
  
  HITLER Nכ ATכK DI USA
  Hitler insay wan ɔda istri nɔ bin deklare wɔ pan Amɛrika. I rili nɔ rili smat. Klaym agens dis kayn monsta. Pantap dat, Jepan nɔ bin rili gri fɔ atak di USSR. Ɛn if na so, den... Di Jamani pipul dɛn dɔn sho se dɛn gɛt sɛns te naw.
  Fɔs, di we aw di wɔ bin de go nɔ bin difrɛn frɔm di rial wan. If di Japan pipul dɛn win di Amɛrika pipul dɛn na di fɛt na Midway. Te Mainstein lans wan kɔntra atak. We bin gɛt sɔm trɛnk. Ɛn Rommel bin ebul fɔ stɔp di British dɛn na Libya. Bikɔs di Amɛrikan sojaman dɛn nɔ bin de, Mainstein bin kɔmit sɔm ɔda divishɔn dɛn fɔ di fɛt. Ɛn di Jamani dɛn bin ebul fɔ tek Kursk fɔ go muf. Apat frɔm dat, nɔto "Panthers" ɛn "Tigers" nɔmɔ bin tek pat pan di fɛt dɛn, bɔt "Lions" bak.
  Afta dɛn dɔn kech Kursk, di Jamani dɛn bin tinap fɔ sɔm tɛm. Dɛn bin de gɛda trɛnk.
  Ɛn leta, Hitlɛr bin disayd fɔ du sɔntin we intrestin: fɔ mek Romɛl strɔng ɛn nɔ fɔ atak Rɔshia.
  We Briten de rayd ɔs. Ɛn di Fuhrer biliv se dɛn fɔ kech Ijipt ɛn di Midul Is.
  En so in Jun Rommel bin go on di ofensiv. Da sem tɛm de, dɛn bin atak Mɔlta ɛn land de.
  Di sakrifays we dɛn bin gɛt bin ɛp di Nazi dɛn. Di Tigers ɛn Panthers bin tɔn aut fɔ strɔng mɔ, ɛn dɛn bin krɔs di British pozishɔn dɛn. Dis tɛm ya, Stalin bin wet fɔ mek di Jamani dɛn muf fɔ dɛnsɛf. Bɔt na ya di Nazi dɛn bin de fid dɛn wit lay lay tin dɛn. Infakt, Hitlɛr bin want fɔ dɔn Briten fɔs. Apat frɔm dat, di Nazi dɛn nɔ bin no usay fɔ go.
  Insay di dairekshɔn fɔ Mɔsko, wan rili strɔng layn de fɔ difɛns, ɛn na Stalingrad di Jamani dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt am.
  Rommel bin tek Ijipt ɛn krɔs di Suez Kanal witout ɛni prɔblɛm. Dɔn i bin tek Palestayn, ɛn i bin win Irak ɛn Kuwait. Di Nazi dɛn dɔn gɛt say fɔ de na di Midul Is.
  Ɛn na Sɛptɛmba 1 nɔmɔ Stalin bin tɛl dɛn fɔ mek dɛn fɛt na di Kursk-Oryol dairekshɔn.
  Bɔt di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de ɛkspɛkt dis. Dɛn difens dɛn strɔng ɛn dɛn tank dɛn rili gud fɔ difens. Ɛspɛshali "Lev", we, we i de akt frɔm biɛn wan ambush, shot pan Rɔshian tank dɛn frɔm lɔng distans.
  Di fɛt bin las fɔ pas wan mɔnt ɛn di Rɛd Ami nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ sakrifays. Di Fuhrer bin prɔpos fɔ mek dɛn stɔp Stalin insay di kol sizin. Bɔt di lida fɔ di USSR nɔ bin want fɔ mis di fayn tɛm. Ɛn bak di Rɛd Ami bin go bifo. Insay di kol sizin, wi bin ebul fɔ gɛt sakrifays nia Lɛningrad. Dɛn bin pul di blok we dɛn bin de blok. Ɛn dɛn bin win di Jamani pipul dɛn. Bɔt na di sawt sɛktɔ na di frɔnt, di Kraut dɛn bin ol ɔp.
  Dɛn bin gɛt bɔku bɔku tank dɛn. Inklud "Maus", pawaful difens. Ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat, dɛn bin de wet de fɔ di blo. Ɛn di tɛm we dɛn bin de fɛt i bin klia se di Rɛd Ami nɔ bin de muv ɔl. Ɛn se di Jamani MP-44 asɔlt rayf bɛtɛ pas di Soviet wan, ɛn i rili gud fɔ difens.
  In jɔnal, Mainstein bin ebul fɔ ol ɔp na di sawt. Bɔt di Jamani dɛn bin lɛf di Lev tank, we bin we naynti tan, i nɔ bin gɛt ɛni advantej pas di Tayga-2 we bin wɛr klos, ɛn in gɔn we bin gɛt mɔ pawa nɔ bin de du natin ɛn i nɔ bin de faya kwik kwik wan.
  Insay Me, di Jamani dɛn bin briŋ ɔda sojaman dɛn. ME-262 bin apia na di skay wit pawaful wɛpɔn dɛn, i bin rili fast, ɛn i nɔ bin izi fɔ shot am.
  We Me dɔn, di Nazi dɛn bin muf go na Vɔronez. Bɔt di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin de ɛkspɛkt dis. Ɛn we dɛn bin de fɛt trangayes, di Kraut dɛn bin de go bifo fɔ fifti kilomita nɔmɔ insay wan mɔnt.
  Stalin bin ansa dis wit wan pawaful blo na di sɛnta, bɔt i nɔ bin ebul fɔ gɛt sakrifays.
  Di chenj we dɛn bin de chenj di injɛkshɔn dɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ de insay di fɔl ɛn di winta. Bɔt witout signifyant chenj dɛn na di frɔnt.
  Smɔl smɔl di Jamani dɛn bin tek di initiativ na di ays, ɛn dɛn jet plen dɛn bin gɛt pawa.
  Di fɔs gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf fɔ mek di "E" siriɔs bin apia bak, layt, mobayl, kɔmpakt, wit lɔw silhouette, ɛn dɛn bin gɛt wɛpɔn dɛn fayn fayn wan.
  Insay Janwari, di Rɛd Ami bin tray fɔ go bifo bak, bɔt di bɔku bɔku Jaman sojaman dɛn bin de fɛt fɔ dɛn. Insay Mach, di Jamani dɛn bin atak nia Lɛningrad we dɛn nɔ bin de tink se dɛn go ɛn dɛn bin kam rawnd di siti bak. Insay Me, Stalin insɛf bin tɔk se dɛn fɔ stɔp fɔ fɛt. Di Jaman jet dɛn, mɔ di XE-162, bin strɔng ɛn dɛn bin de wok fayn pas di Soviet plen dɛn. Ɛn wi nɔ gɛt wan dawt fɔ se gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ mek dɛnsɛf kɔmɔt na di "E" siriɔs wan dɛn na di bɛst wan dɛn na di wɔl.
  Hitler bin gri, bɔt i bin aks se:
  - Mek di USSR pe riparashɔn wit ɔyl, raw matirial ɛn bred!
  Stalin bin gri wit am...
  Ɛn di Jaman sojaman dɛn tɔn to di wɛst. Insay Julay 1945, dɛn bin kech Jibraltar. Ɛn insay di sɛkɔn pat pan di ia, dɛn bin tek ɔl Afrika.
  Di nɛks ia, dɛn bin spɛn am fɔ fɛt Briten na di ayland. Amɛrika nɔ bin put an pan di wɔ. Ɛn ɔltin bin kɔmɔt fayn fɔ di Jamani dɛn.
  Di wɔ bitwin Amɛrika ɛn Jepan bin stil de drɛg. Bɔt nɔto dɛn mek di atɔmik bɔm.
  Insay Jun 1947, di Jamani dɛn bin land na Briten ɛn dɛn bin tek di ayland.
  Ɛn insay 1948, insay Jun 22, di wɔ na di ist bigin bak. Di USSR bin mek di T-54 tank bɔku as di men wan, ɛn di IS-4 as di ebi ebi wan. Di men tank we di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt na di E-75, we na bin motoka we bin rili pawaful. We i kam pan wɛpɔn, i bin de nia di IS-4, ɛn ivin bɛtɛ pas di 55 EL pan wɛpɔn wit 128-mm kanɔn. Na tru se, di advantej we i gɛt pas di T-54 bin ivin big.
  Prodakshɔn fɔ di MIG-15 bin jɔs de bigin. Ɛn di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn gɛt ME-262 ɛn XE-262. Di Jaman jet bɔm dɛn bak bin strɔng pas am. Dɛn pas di fɔs Soviet motoka dɛn we gɛt dis kayn we pan spid ɛn pan wɛpɔn dɛn ɛn bɔm lod.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin du di men ɔfens na di say we di Kɔkas bin de. Jɔs pan Ɔgɔst 1, Türkiye insɛf bin go insay di wɔ na di say we Jamani de. Di Ɔtoman dɛn bin want bak fɔ gɛt prɔfit frɔm di Soviet land dɛn. Ɛn dɛn, fɔ tru, nɔ bin nɔ gri fɔ tek wetin dɛn bin tan lɛk se dɛn kin ebul fɔ it.
  Di Turks bin ebul fɔ rawnd Yerevan ɛn tek bɔku pan di Batumi. Bɔt na de ɔl di sakrifays dɛn we dɛn bin gɛt bin dɔn. Dɛn bin stɔp di Ɔtoman dɛn.
  Bɔt di Fritz, we bin de yuz bɔku fɔrin ɛn Afrika divishɔn dɛn, bin ebul fɔ kam nia Stalingrad bay midul Sɛptɛmba. Fɔ di siti we de na di Vɔlga, lɛk insay 1942, fɛt-fɛt dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt bad bad wan.
  Di Nazi dɛn bɔku, dɛn strɔng, ɛn dɛn gɛt bɔku tin dɛn fɔ du. Bɔt di sizin Rɛd Ami de fɛt wit traŋa.
  Ɛn ivin mashin dɛn we kin mek pɔsin fred: "Sturmlev", "Sturmmaus", "Sturmbear" nɔ de ɛp di Nazi dɛn. We di Nazi dɛn bin de go bifo na di Kɔkas, dɛn bin go nia di siti dɛn we nem Grozni ɛn Ɔdzhonikidze. Ɛn dɛn bin stɔp dɛnsɛf. Di fɛt bin kɔntinyu te di kol sizin, ɛn afta dat di Nazi dɛn bin stɔp. Di Rɛd Ami bin tray fɔ ripit di Stalingrad rawnd insay Disɛmba. Bɔt dis tɛm, dɛn nɔ bin ebul.
  Bikɔs di fasist dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi tich di fasist dɛn bay bita ɛkspiriɛns, dɛn bin ol big big sojaman dɛn na di flanks. Apat frɔm dat, na wan kɔmanda we nem Maynstayn we gɛt ɛkspiriɛns ɛn we gɛt bɔku sɛns, bin de kɔmand di atak we dɛn bin atak Stalingrad. We yu nɔ go ebul fɔ spɛn pan chaff. Ɛn di Nazi dɛn bin dig trench dɛn ɛn briŋ pawaful tank dɛn we kin kil pipul dɛn.
  Di Rɛd Ami nɔ bin ebul fɔ gɛt bɔku sakrifays, bɔt i bin pul bɔku fasist sojaman dɛn kɔmɔt na Stalingrad. Te to May, di Jamani dɛn bin jɔs de shel ɛn bɔm di siti. Ɛn na di ivintɛm bifo di sɔmma nɔmɔ dɛn bigin fɔ atak pipul dɛn bak. Di Fritz dɛn bin tray bak fɔ atak na di Kɔkas, tru di Terek Get. Ɛn dɛn jɔs ebul fɔ rawnd Grozny ɛn tek Ɔdzhonikidze. We Ɔgɔst dɔn, Sukhumi sɛf bin fɔdɔm.
  Di Jamani dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ tek Stalingrad insay di fɔl, bɔt dɛn bin kɔt am along di Vɔlga frɔm di nɔt ɛn di sawt. Wan ɔda ples bin de we pipul dɛn kin slip insay di kol sizin. Di Rɛd Ami bin tray fɔ atak na di sɛnt ɛn na di say we dɛn kɔl Voronezh, bɔt di Jaman sojaman dɛn bin rɛdi insay di kol sizin ɛn dɛn bin drɛb ɔl di tray we dɛn bin de tray fɔ brok.
  Insay di spring insay 1950, we Epril dɔn, di Nazi dɛn bin muf dɛn sojaman dɛn along di Vɔlga go na di sawt say. Dis na bin, in jɔnal, wan stratejik kɔrɛkt muv. Di Fritz dɛn bin de go kɔt di Kɔkas bay land.
  Bɔt dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ du am wantɛm wantɛm. Di Rɛd Ami bin de ɛkspɛkt dis ɛn dɛn bin de tinap tranga wan. Apat frɔm dat, di Nazi dɛn riamamɛnt fɔ di sojaman dɛn bin slo smɔl, ɛn di men tank bin kɔntinyu fɔ bi di E-75 we nɔ bin rili advans, ɛn we bin rili ebi.
  Di prodakshɔn fɔ di MIG-15 fɛt plen bin bɔku bad bad wan, ɛn dis mashin bin ebul fɔ kɔmpit wit di Jaman teknɔlɔji. So tin nɔ so simpul fɔ di fasist dɛn.
  Ɛn Jepan ɛn Amɛrika bin stil de fɛt wɔ. Di Jaman dɛn bin kech India ɛn ɛp bay we dɛn gɛt wan kɔmɔn bɔda - Jepan. Bɔt dis bin mek bak di sojaman dɛn kɔmɔt na di USSR.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin ebul fɔ go bifo fɔ sɛvinti kilomita nɔmɔ insay di sɔmma. Na smɔl tɛm nɔmɔ dɛn bin ebul fɔ du am na di say we dɛn bin de kɔl Kalmykia. Na tru se di siti we nem Grozni we dɛn bin dɔn sidɔm rawnd fɔ lɔng tɛm, bin fɔdɔm. Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin kam nia Shali.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin tek Gudauta ɛn Zugdidi bak.
  Dɛn bin kech klos to ɔl di Abkhazia. Di Turks sɔm kayn we bin kech Batumi.
  Insay di fɔl, we di ren bigin fɔ kam, di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn stɔp. Insay di kol sizin, di Rɛd Ami bin de fɛt bɔku tɛm, bɔt dɛn bin tɔn dɛn ɔl.
  Di Jaman dɛn jet plen ɛn disk plen dɛn bin de du fayn fayn tin dɛn fɔ no, ɛn di Rɛd Ami nɔ bin ebul fɔ gɛda dɛn sojaman dɛn sikrit wan.
  Di ia 1951 kam... Di Jamani dɛn bin mek di E-75 mɔdan smɔl, dɛn bin mek di layout densify mɔ ɛn dɛn bin instɔl wan mɔ mɔdan ɛn advans ay-prɛshɔn gɔn. Di prodakshɔn fɔ disk plen dɛn bak dɔn bɔku.
  Insay Me, di Nazi dɛn bin go bifo bak along di Vɔlga. Ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ gɛt sɔm taktik sakrifays dɛn. Insay di sɔmma, di Nazi dɛn bin go bifo fɔ wan ɔndrɛd kilomita, ɛn na di Kalmykia eria dɛn bin ivin rich na di Kaspian Si.
  Di USSR bin taya bikɔs ɔf di wɔ. Insay di fɔl, dɛn bin de fɛt wan wan tɛm. Ɛn insay di kol sizin, bɔt di Rɛd Ami nɔ bin de push bɔku.
  Di ia 1952 kam... Insay di spring, di Jamani dɛn bin tray bak fɔ go bifo along di Vɔlga. Ɛn insay di sɔmma wi bin go bifo et ia. Insay di Kɔkas, di Nazi dɛn bin dɔn tek Shatoi ɛn Vedeno, ɛn dɛn bin tek Chechnya kpatakpata.
  Insay di fɔl, di Nazi dɛn bin stɔp bak. Wi bin go pan di difensiv. Insay di kol sizin, di Rɛd Ami we bin taya sɛf nɔ bin de go bifo.
  Ɛn insay Mach 1953, Stalin bin day. Wan ɔda pej pan istri dɔn tɔn.
  Vasilevsky bi di Suprim Kɔmanda-in-Chif, Zhukov bi di Minista fɔ Difɛns, Malenkov bi di edman fɔ di Stet Difɛns Kɔmiti, ɛn Nikita Khrushchev bi di Sɛktri fɔ di CPSU. Ɛn Beria bin bi di chiaman fɔ di Kaɔnsil fɔ Minista dɛn. In prinsipul, kɔlektif manejmɛnt bin kam. Bɔt fɔ naw di Rɛd Ami bin ol strɔng.
  Hitler bin tray bak fɔ tek Stalingrad.
  Bɔt di atak bin dɔn ɛnd wit failure, i bin las te let ɔtom. Ɛn insay di kol sizin, di Rɛd Ami bin go bifo ɛn dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ du am bɛtɛ.
  Bɔt insay 1954, di tin bin wɔs wantɛm wantɛm. Amɛrika nɔ bin ɛva ebul fɔ mek atɔmik bɔm ɛn win Jepan na si. Insay Me 29, 1954, Amɛrika bin dɔn mek wan fɛt-fɛt wit di Jepan ɛn Jamani pipul dɛn. Fɔ tru, ɔmɔs una go ebul fɔ kil unasɛf? Amɛrika dɔn de fɛt wɔ frɔm Disɛmba 1941. Ɛn i nɔ gladi. Di Jaman dɛn ɛp di Japan pipul dɛn, ɛn dɛn sabmarin dɛn na di bɛst wan na di wɔl - wan gloomy Teutonic genius.
  Di Fuhrer, we bin dɔn fri mɔ sojaman dɛn, bin go fɛt bak along di Vɔlga. Ɛn i bin ebul fɔ du sɔntin. In sojaman dɛn bin rich na di Vɔlga dɛlta ɛn leta dɛn bin kɔt di Kɔkas bay land. Insay di ɔtom, di Jamani dɛn, we bin de muf along di kɔst na di Kaspian Si, bin tek Dagestan. Bɔt insay di kol sizin, dɛn kin stɔp bak.
  Dɛn jɔs de bɔm ɛn shel. Di tin we dɛn kɔl Rɛd Ami sɛf bin praktis nɔ bin go bifo. Te to Me 1955, di Nazi dɛn bin bigin fɔ go bifo bak fɔ go na Baku.
  Ɛn we Ɔgɔst 1955 dɔn, di Nazi ɛn di Turk dɛn bin jɔyn an, ɛn dɛn bin kɔt di Kɔkas to tu pat. Insay Sɛptɛmba 1955, dɛn bin tek di kapital siti na Jɔjia we nem Tibilisi, ɛn dis bin mek di Fritz dɛn gladi bad bad wan.
  Ɛn insay Ɔktoba 15, 1955, dɛn bigin fɔ atak Baku. Di Wehrmacht bin de rɛdi fɔ tek di ples dɛn we gɛt bɔku ɔyl.
  Bɔt fayv gyal pikin dɛn: Alenka, Anyuta, Alla, Maria ɛn Matryona, we dɔn kɔmɔt na Stalingrad, muf go na Baku ɛn dɛn de fɛt de. Ɛn dɛn de sho se dɛn ebul fɔ bia wit di prɔblɛm pasmak.
  Alenka trowe grenade wit in bare fut ɛn i de twit:
  - Glori to kɔmyunizim!
  Anyuta de gi di gift fɔ day wit in bare il ɛn i kɔnfɔm:
  - Glori to hiro dɛn!
  Alla we gɛt rɛd ia de gi wan tɔn. Ɛn bak i go tos grenade wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn ala se:
  - Ɛn glori to di Mama Land!
  Maria insɛf go tek ɛn lans sɔntin we de kil wit in bare fut ɛn se:
  - Fɔ oli soshialism!
  Ɛn Matryona tek wan ol bɔnch grenade wit in bare soles, trowe dɛn ɛn ala:
  - Fɔ di Rɔshian dɛn, di pawaful gɔd dɛn!
  Ɛn dɛn ɔl fayv go ala ala wan tɛm ɛn sho dɛn tit we tan lɛk pal we nɔ de dɔti. Ɛn i so kul dat natin nɔ go ebul fɔ pas di wɔri pipul dɛn. Dɛn dɔn de fɛt frɔm 1941, bɔt dɛn stil tan lɛk bifo, so fresh, efyushɔn, ɛn fayn.
  Dɛn bin stil de di sem we lɛk gyal pikin dɛn. Ɛn wetin? Wetin mek dɛn fɔ ol? Wɔ na tin fɔ di yɔŋ wan dɛn! Medisin we de mek pɔsin nɔ rɔtin!
  Alenka trowe grenade wit in bare fut, na panti nɔmɔ i wɛr, ɛn i de siŋ:
  - Oh mi Mama Land! Po kɔntri! Yu rili kray da we de?
  Ɛn afta dat, Anyuta kin kik rawnd wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I skata di fasist dɛn ɛn ala se:
  - Mi na supa!
  Di Alla we gɛt faya, we insɛf bin de trowe di gift fɔ day wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, bin de swɛt:
  - En mi na red mammoth!
  Maria, dis gyal we gɛt gold ia, ɛn bak we gɛt bɔdi we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn strawberry nipples, trowe wan kil gift fɔ day wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn wispa se:
  - En mi na di golden gyal!
  Ɛn Matryona, dis heroic gyal. I go tek wan ol barɛl we gɛt bɔm dɛn we dɛn mek na os wit in pawaful fut ɛn trowe am pan di Nazi dɛn. Ɛn skata dɛn to smɔl smɔl mit we dɔn rɔtin. We insɛf jɔs tan lɛk dat ɛn smok.
  Yɛs, di fayv gyal pikin dɛn jɔs de na ɛl. Ɛn wetin mek di fasist dɛn fɔ go agens dɛn? Di gyal pikin dɛn dɔn de fɛt fɔ fayvtin ia naw. Ɛn no ed ɔ ɛnd nɔ de fɔ dis. Ɛn in jɔnal, aw lɔng yu go ebul fɔ fɛt?
  Alenka bin siŋ wit sɔri-at na in vɔys:
  Wɛl, ɔmɔs neba dɛn yu kin kil?
  Afta ɔl, dɛn bɔn pɔsin, biliv mi, fɔ gladi at!
  Mama nɔ go mek in pikin go bifo - .
  Ɛn ivin insay di sɔmma, bad bad wɛda kin de insay di wɔ!
  Ɛn afta dɛn wɔd ya di gyal bak trowe grenade wit wayl fɔs... Di difens fɔ Baku go bi heroic. Dis na tin we ɔlman kin si klia wan. Ɛn to di Kraut dɛn bak.
  So na de yu go!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn we kɔmɔt na Alenka in tim bin fɛt na Baku, we di Nazi dɛn bin de pwɛl. Na Novɛmba dɔn ɔlrɛdi dɔn ɛn i de kol mɔ ɛn mɔ. Big big briz bin de blo frɔm di ays ɛn ivin sno bin de fɔdɔm.
  Bɔt di gyal pikin dɛn stil de fɛt we dɛn nɔ de fred ɛn dɛn nɔ wɛr panti nɔmɔ. Ɛn dɛn nɔ de fred fɔ fresh sno. Dɛn kin lɛf fayn fayn mak dɛn pan am, wit fut dɛn we tan lɛk gyal pikin.
  Alenka trowe grenade wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i de chirp:
  - Fɔ Rɔshia, we wi nɔ go lɔs!
  Anyuta bin lans di gift fɔ day bak wit in bare fut ɛn swɛt:
  - Nɔ! Wi nɔ go ɛva lɔs!
  Ɛn di fayn fayn Alla sɛf tek am ɛn fri am, kil ɛn kil, i de his:
  - Wi rod na kɔmyunizim!
  Na Maria, wan titi we wɛr panti ɛn we gɛt ia we dɛn mek wit gold, de swɛt:
  - Di Fuhrer go win!
  Ɛn Matryona bin trowe wan big bɔnch grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin de ala se:
  - Fɔ di win we kɔmyunizim win ɔlsay na di wɔl!
  Ɛn di Nazi dɛn de bɔku na di say dɛn we dɛn dɔn tek. Speshali, dɛn bin drɛg di payɔnia Sasha we dɛn bin kech fɔ mek dɛn aks am kwɛstyɔn dɛn. Dɛn chɛr di bɔbɔ in klos ɛn kɛr am go na di sno insay in panti nɔmɔ. I kin frɔst na nɛt, di payɔnia kin kol. Mi fut dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin kin tɔn rɛd ɛn stif. Di Jamani pipul dɛn kin kɛr wi go fɔ lɛk twɛnti minit so, dɔn dɛn kin go insay wan rum we gɛt wam wam wam ples. Ɛn i kin rili at.
  Di bɔbɔ rɛd lɛk lobsta ɛn i de shek shek.
  Dɛn bin de lid am lɛk dis bɔku tɛm. Dɔn dɛn tay mi na wan bɛnch. Ɛn dɛn opin dɛn mɔt ɛn put fɛnɛl insay. Dɛn bigin fɔ tɔn wata. I de mek pɔsin fil pen bak. Di bɛlɛ kin swel, i kin put prɛshɔn pan di lɔng dɛn, ɛn di payɔnia kin swɛla. Dɔn dɛn kin put ɔt ayɛn na in bɛlɛ. Ɛn yu kin yɛri di smel we de bɔn.
  Fɔs, di bɛlɛ. Dɔn dɛn kin put ayɛn we gɛt rɛd ɔt na di payɔnia in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I rili de mek di bɔbɔ fil bad. I bin de swɛt ɛn grɔn in tit, bɔt i bin ebul fɔ stɔp wan kray.
  Dɔn dɛn put ɔt ayɛn pan di payɔnia in chɛst we nɔ gɛt natin. Di bɔbɔ nɔ bin no natin bikɔs i bin shɔk bikɔs i bin de fil pen.
  Afta dɛn dɔn mek i sɔfa, dɛn bin alaw am fɔ rɛst fɔ tu-tri dez ɛn afta dat dɛn bin mek i sɔfa bak. Dis tɛm yuz wan rɛk. Dɛn kɛr mi go na di siling ɛn lɛf mi fɔ go. Di bɔbɔ in wan ol bɔdi bin shek. Dɔn dɛn rayz am bak.
  Di polisman nak di payɔnia in leg wit wip. Dɔn dɛn bin bit di bɔbɔ wit wam waya na in bak ɛn in bɔdi. Di payɔnia nɔ bin no natin bak. Bikɔs Sasha nɔ bin ebul fɔ du natin, dɛn bin trowe am na di jel. Di bɔbɔ in skin bin wund ɛn dɛn bin de siŋ am. Bɔt i sɔprayz fɔ no se di bɔbɔ bin ebul fɔ bia. Afta jɔs tu-tri dez i bigin fɔ put am insay ɛn kray, ɛn i fil di wɔl dɛn na di sɛl.
  Dɛn drɛg am bak fɔ mek dɛn aks am kwɛstyɔn. Dɛn tinap ɔp na di rɛk. Wan ɛgzikishɔn bin bit am na in bak wit wip. Ɛn di ɔda wan bɔn in il ɛn wam. Di bɔbɔ nɔ bin ivin kray. I luk rawnd di rum fɔ mek i bɛtɛ fɔ pul in maynd pan di pen. Ɛn i bin ivin smayl. Dɛn bit Sasha te i pas. Dɛn pul am kɔmɔt na di rɛk.
  Ɛn di SS kɔlɔnɛl we bin de we dɛn bin de aks am kwɛstyɔn, bin tɔk wit wan sigrɛt se:
  - Dis pikin gɛt wil fɔ stɛl! Sɔntɛm wi kin prɔmis am fridɔm?
  Di uman we bin de kil di pɔsin bin ansa se:
  - Mek wi tray somtin we mo perfekt!
  Yɛs, di Jamani dɛn bin fɛn nyu flawa. Dɛn bin kɔnɛkt di sɛns dɛn to di bɔdi ɛn dɛn bin de on wan ay vɔltɛm kɔrɛnt. Di uman we bin de kil pipul dɛn bin de wind di dainamo, ɛn di SS kɔlɔnɛl bin de aks kwɛstyɔn dɛn.
  I bin de grit in tit dɛn as i ebul, Sashka nɔ tɔk natin. I bin no se if i opin in mɔt, pipul dɛn go ala. Ɛn i bin ol am wit ɔl in trɛnk. Di skin we bin wund, we bin kɔba wit wund ɛn ɔlsa, bɔn, ɛn blista, bin rili de shayn wit kɔrɛnt.
  Di bɔbɔ bin de blo tranga wan, bɔt i bin bia. Sho se i gɛt maynd we pas mɔtalman ɔnda we dɛn de mek i sɔfa.
  Di dɔktɔ mek wan sayn:
  - Na dat na fɔ naw! Sɔntɛm yu at go stɔp!
  Di impuls dɛn bin stɔp. Di payɔnia bin rilaks ɛn ɔf. Dɛn kɛr am go bak na in sɛl pan wan strɛcha.
  Di uman we bin kil di pɔsin bin tɔk se:
  - Mek wi wall am op na di wol! I nɔ go tɛl wi ɛnitin ɛni we! Wi jɔs de west wi tɛm.
  Di SS Kɔnɔl nɔ bin gri se:
  - Di bɛst we na fɔ tray am wit lɔv!
  Di uman we bin kil di pɔsin bin tɔk wit sɛns se:
  - Usay pen nɔ ɛp, kɔrej nɔ go ɛp! A sabi dɛn kayn pipul dɛn ya we lɛk fɔ du bad!
  Di SS Kɔnɔl bin wink wit sɛns:
  - A gɛt wan aidia... Wetin if wi tray trut sɛrum?
  Di uman we bin de kil pipul dɛn bin grin ɛn tɔk se:
  - Intrestin aidia! Bɔt nɔto ɔltɛm i kin wok!
  Di SS Kɔnɔl bin laf ɛn shek in ed:
  - Yes, na tru! If nɔto dat, nid nɔ fɔ de fɔ mek dɛn mek dɛn sɔfa! In di meantime, mek wi proses di fresh boi.
  Dɛn kɛr Vovka go na di rum usay dɛn de mek pipul dɛn sɔfa. Dɛn sho di bɔbɔ difrɛn kayn tul dɛn ɛn faya ples we de bɔn. Di bɔbɔ bin sɛt mɔt. Dɔn dɛn chɛr in klos ɛn bigin fɔ tɔn wata we de bɔl pan in nekɛd bɔdi. Di payɔnia nɔ bin ebul fɔ bia ɛn ala.
  Dɛn pul am ɔp na di rɛk, ɛn di Jamani bin bit am na in leg wit ayɛn ɛn ɔt wip. Di kripul bɔbɔ ala bak ɛn afta dat i nɔ bin no natin igen.
  Dɛn bin de put ays wata pan am, ɛn dɛn bin de frɛsh di payɔnia in fut dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin wit wan tɔŋ we gɛt faya. Dɛn bin bɔn di bɔbɔ kpatakpata, ɛn i nɔ bin no natin igen. Dɛn pul di Komsomol gyal pikin ɛn bɔn in nipples wit sigrɛt we dɛn layt. I bin de ala bad bad wan ɛn rɔtin. Dɔn dɛn put wan big stɛl sta we de shayn na in bɔdi. Ɛn di Komsomol mɛmba nɔ bin no natin igen.
  Ɛn dɛn bin de mek di titi sɔfa bak wit rɛd-ɔt tong. Dɔn dɛn brok di Komsomol mɛmba in fut finga dɛn. Wi bigin wit di smɔl finga ɛn dɔn wit di big wan. Dɔn dɛn chɛr di chɛst bak. Te di titi day bikɔs i bin shɔk we i bin de fil pen.
  Dis na aw di fasist dɛn bin de provok di pipul dɛn na Rɔshia. Ɛn wetin dɛn bin du?
  Disɛmba 1955 bin kam. Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin stil de atak Baku, ɔyl wɛl dɛn bin de bɔn. Ɛn smok bin kɔba di siti.
  Alenka ɛn in tim bin fɛt wit maynd agens di Nazi dɛn. Dem bin stil de hol out fo Baku. Wi bin tray fɔ difend di Kɔkas. Pan ɔl we na di Kɔkas na Yerevan nɔmɔ bin lɛf, nɔto di Nazi dɛn tek am.
  Alenka bin trowe wan ebi grenade wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn siŋ se:
  - Kɔmyunis dɛn fɔ go bifo!
  Anyuta bin trowe di gift fɔ day bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we fayn, ɛn i bin de his wit wamat:
  - Ɛn to di ays achivmɛnt dɛn!
  Fiery Alla tu lans di prɛzɛnt fɔ annihilation, ɛn swɛt:
  - To maksimal achivmɛnt dɛn!
  Ɛn afta dat, Maria trowe di lɛmon wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn blad:
  - Mek wi split di Reich!
  Ɛn di fayn fayn gyal-hiro Matryona tek ɛn lans wan ebi barɛl we gɛt bɔm ɛn blad:
  - En wi go bi amba tu de Fritz!
  Bɔt i tan lɛk se di Nazi dɛn nɔ de fred tumɔs. Na dis na di fambul payɔt Huffman insay Jun 1945, i shot dɔŋ 400 ayrakt, fɔ we i gɛt di fayv digri fɔ di Nayt Krɔs fɔ di Ayɔn Kros wit gold ɔk lif, sɔd ɛn dayamɔn. Ɛn insay di spring insay 1946, i bin rich 500 plen dɛn. Fɔ dis, dɛn bin gi am di Ɔda fɔ di Jaman Igul wit Daymɔnd.
  Afta we i bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi shot 750 plen dɛn insay di spring insay 1948, dɛn bin gi am di tɔd Nayt Krɔs, we na di Ayɔn Krɔs we gɛt dayamɔn sɔd dɛn. We i rich 1,000 plen dɛn we dɛn bin shot dɔŋ insay Fɛbwari 1950, dɛn bin gi am di Nayt Krɔs fɔ di Ayɔn Krɔs fɔ di nɔmba 4 tɛm wit silva ɔk lif sɔd ɛn dayamɔn, ɛn dɛn gi am di Grɛnd Krɔs fɔ di Ayɔn Krɔs.
  Pan ɔl we i bin gɛt rank as jenɛral, Huffman bin kɔntinyu fɔ flay. Nɔto day, ɔ bulɛt, ɔ plen shel nɔ tek am. Bay Mach 1955, di big big ɛs bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi shot 2,000 plen dɛn. Fɔ ɛvri 500 plen dɛn, Huffman bin gɛt di Knight"s Cross of the Iron Cross wit gold ɔk lif sɔd ɛn dayamɔn. Ɛn fɔ 2000 ia dɛn bin gi am wan in yon awɔd: Nayt in Krɔs fɔ di Ayɔn Krɔs wit platina ɔk lif sɔd ɛn dayamɔn. Bay Disɛmba 1955, dɛn bin se Huffman bin shot 2,340 plen dɛn.
  Dis na rizulyt we fit fɔ wan ol ɛya kɔp. Na da sem tɛm de, dɛn bin de shot Huffman dɔŋ wan wan tɛm, bɔt i nɔ ɛva wund bad bad wan.
  Bɔt afta dat, di payɔnia we nem Albina bin apia na di skay. We bin de kech Huffman kwik kwik wan as di mɔs prodaktiv as fɔ di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ.
  Di gyal don olredi pas tu tausin plen we dem shot daun and im get wan yunik award tu: di Knight"s Cross of di Iron Cross wit platina ok lif, swod and diamond.
  Di sikrit fɔ di we aw Albina bin de ple bin simpul: i bin de fɛt barefut ɛn wit bikini ɔltɛm. Ɛn na dat mek i nɔ bin mis. Wan titi we rili yɔŋ.
  Ɛn na di ays di fɛt dɛn de go bifo.
  Albina shot wan duzin Soviet MIG-15 fɛt plen dɛn wit wan bɔrst ɛn i se:
  - Wetin a bisin bɔt di kol, wetin a bisin bɔt di ɔt...
  Ɛn bak i faya frɔm sɛvin ME-462 ay kanɔn dɛn, i shot fɔti Sɔviɛt plen dɛn wan tɛm, ɛn i ripit se:
  - Wetin a bisin bɔt big big ren!
  Ɛn di tɛrminatɔ gyal de pres, in bare rawnd il dɛn na di pedal dɛn, de ala agresiv wan:
  - Wen mi padi dem de wit mi!
  Afta dat di wɔriɔ bin slap bak ɛn, we i de faya, i shot nayn ɔda plen dɛn, i kɔntinyu fɔ:
  - We mi padi dɛn de pan faya!
  Yɛs, we Albina de na di ays, i nɔ kin izi fɔ Rɔshian plen dɛn. In jɔnal, na so fayn fayn blant gyal. Ɛn i de pwɛl ɔlman. Tide, plen nɔ de igen.
  Di titi land ɛn go insay wan atak mɔdel plen. Ɛn tek ɔp grɔn target dɛn. Na mɔtalman, apat frɔm di T-54, dɛn de fɛn di mɔ pawaful IS-15. Dis na tank we Soviet dizayna dɛn mek. I gɛt da kayn gɔn de we de kil ɛn we de kil.
  Albina, we de faya di Soviet motoka dɛn, de siŋ se:
  - A lɛk fɔ bit ɔlman, ɛn a kin krɔs ɔlman!
  Ɛn bak di bare il dɛn na mi fut dɛn de twitch.
  Di titi gɛt bɔku bɔku trɛnk. So i knock out ettin T-54 tank dem and twit:
  - Fɔ di Mama Land, fɔ Stalin fɔ go bifo!
  Ɛn aw i go laf... Bɔt insay wɔ, nɔto ɔltin simpul lɛk aw i tan. Di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ dɔn de apin fɔ ettin ia naw. Ɛn dis nɔ gɛt ɛnd fɔ si. Dis na tru tru sɔm kayn dystopia.
  Albina tek am ɛn siŋ wit zil:
  - Di gyal nɔ ɛva de na os. "Di gyal pikin dɛn bin kɔmɔt siks ɔda tank dɛn ɛn kɔntinyu. - Fɔrin ship nɔ de ɛva go de. Bɔt na Jamani we gɛt san, na mi Jamani. Dɛn kayn bɔku bɔku tin dɛn de ɛn dɛn nɔ gɛt kamp!
  Di titi dɔn de fɛt fɔ lɔng tɛm. In men lɔ na fɔ fɛt barefut ɛn wit bikini, den natin nɔ go tek di gyal pikin dɛn.
  Pan ɔl we di gyal pikin dɛn nɔ bin wɛr fut ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nekɛd, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn batalyɔn lɔs. Ɛn usay di wɔman dɛn dɔn de? Ɛn na Afrika, ɛn na India ɛn di USSR.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin bin de rɔn na di mawnten rod dɛn, we lɔng bɔku bɔku kilomita dɛn.
  Di titi we nem Albina jomp pan wan plen we de atak fɛt ɛn his:
  - A taya fɔ tɔk nɔsɛns!
  Ɛn di wɔman bak faya wan plen shel na di ruf na di tank, ɛn panch di ɛnimi dɛn:
  - A wan tiz mi gladi at!
  Albina shot bak, ɛn i rili kɔrɛkt. Nɔto wan shel nɔ de pas.
  Di titi mɛmba aw i bin de rɔn wit in batalyɔn we gɛt gyal pikin dɛn fɔ krɔs di Sahara Dɛzat.
  Dɛn kin flash dɛn bare il ɛn dɛn nɔ kin fred di ɔt. Di wɔri pipul dɛn dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nekɛd. Ɛn we i rili tayt, yu nid fɔ pul yu bras bak. Ɛn i go rili fayn.
  Albina, we bin de sɛn kil-kil shel, bin siŋ se:
  - Wi dɔn yus fɔ fɛt fɔ win! Ɛn wi go siŋ fani siŋ dɛn!
  In patna we nem Alvina bin tɔk bak se:
  - Mek wi flay ay pas di san! Ɛn di siŋ de go so fast! Wi go krɔs wi ɛnimi dɛn fɔ mek dɛn fɔdɔm!
  Ɛn bak wit bare fut i go tek ɛn nak. Dis na di gyal pikin dɛn.
  Dɛn lɛk fɔ wok wit yɔŋ man dɛn wit dɛn langwej. Ɛn dɛn rili lɛk am. Fɔ tru, dis kayn gladi at. Ɛn i kin fayn bak we dɛn de wip nɛt pan yu bare soles. Ɛn dis kin mek i fayn mɔ ɛn mɔ!
  Albina bin win di IS-15, we na wan pawaful tank we gɛt 203 mm kanɔn. Dis na monsta. Ɛn di wɔman bin siŋ se:
  - Di mak we pas ɔl! Wi na aerobatics!
  Alvina bin twit fɔ ansa se:
  - Wan ɔda shel hit di hud, ɛn di plen flay apat!
  Ɛn i kin pres di joystik bɔtin bak wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn aw i go wok. I go tek am ɛn rɔsh. Na smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl.
  Bɔt Soviet aces dɛn de bak. Na dis na di payɔnia we nem Mirabela. Di titi we gɛt golden ia. Di wan we wok pas ɔl. Fɔ lɔng tɛm, pipul dɛn bin de tink se Kozhedub na di wan we gɛt bɔku bɔku tin dɛn fɔ du.
  Insay Me 1945, i bin pas Pokryshkin. Ɛn i kɔntinyu fɔ avɛst. Bay 1950, Kozhedub bin dɔn shot pas wan ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti plen dɛn ɛn bi di fɔs payɔt ɛn sojaman na di USSR we gɛt siks Hiro ɔf di USSR sta dɛn. Bɔt insay di fɔl insay 1950, dis spɛshal ɛs bin day. Fɔ lɔng tɛm, dɛn bin de tek in rɛkɔd as sɔntin we nɔ go ebul fɔ rich fɔ di Soviet ays, bɔt... Mirabela bin ebul fɔ win am. I bin shot pas tu ɔndrɛd plen dɛn. Ɛn fɔ ɛvri twɛnti fayv motoka dɛn, i bin de gɛt wan Hiro ɔf di USSR sta.
  Bɔt afta dat, wan titi we bin de fɛt barefut ɛn wɛr in panti nɔmɔ bin bigin fɔ pwɛl di Jamani pipul dɛn so fambul dat dɛn mek wan nyu awɔd mɔ fɔ am: di platina sta fɔ di hiro na di USSR. We dɛn bin gi fɔ lɛk wan ɔndrɛd plen dɛn we dɛn dɔn fɔdɔm. Ɛn Mirabela dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛda sɛvin pan dɛn tin ya. I bin de kam nia wan tawzin motoka dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn hit. Ɛn i nɔ bin gɛt ɛni kɔmpin. Ɛn ɔl dis bikɔs i bin fɛt barefut ɛn insay panti.
  Mirabela, we wɛr in panti nɔmɔ, rɔsh go na di Mig-15 ɛn bit di Jamani dɛn. Na di sem tɛm i de siŋ se:
  - Hitler go gɛt so bit dat i go day ɔnda di winch!
  Ɛn di titi prɛs di lev wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn shot fɔtin Kraut dɛn dɔŋ wit wan bɔs. Dɔn i ala se:
  - Oh, tel ɛn skel! Gi di titi tu rubles!
  Ɛn Mirabela bin rol in yay lɛk drim. A mɛmba di ia fɔti wan. Aw di Nazi dɛn bin go bifo da tɛm de krɔs di Soviet grɔn.
  Da tɛm de, di yɔŋ gyal bin de stɔp barefut na di Soviet grɔn. Ɛn in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, we nɔ bin gɛt tɛm yet fɔ at, bin de fil ɔl di kɔn, tik, ɛn il dɛn na di fɔrɛst.
  Mirabela bin angri ɛn i bin taya. Bɔt ɔltin bin de go bifo. I bin tan lɛk se dɛn de drɛb am go na di ist pat. Bɔt afta dat, a bin rili want fɔ it. Di titi grap di bɛri, klova, ɛn pain kɔn we i de waka.
  Di titi fil se i taya. Mi kaw pikin dɛn bin de pen bad bad wan, ɛn di brus na mi fut dɛn bin de bɔn.
  Mirabela bin tink to insɛf fɔ pul in maynd pan di pen smɔl. Wɛl, wetin mek dis kayn injɔstis bin apin ɛn Jamani bin ebul fɔ bɔn bak? Naw, if di Tsa bin kɔntinyu fɔ de na Rɔshia, wetin go apin?
  Di fɔs injɔstis bin apin insay di tɛm we Ivan di Tɛribul bin de, we Rɔshia bin fɛt fɔ twɛnti fayv ia, bɔt leta i lɔs di wɔ to di Pɔl, Swidan ɛn Jamani pipul dɛn.
  Bɔt ɔltin bigin fayn fayn wan. Dɛn tek twɛnti fɔt dɛn insay siks mɔnt. Ɛn dɛn bin tek Polotsk fayn fayn wan. Bɔt us kayn bad lɔk? Ɛn di trɔbul dɛn bigin wit di fɛt we dɛn bin fɛt na Chashniki.
  Na de Pyotr Shuisky ɛn in ami day. Ɛn i bin chenj bɔku. We nɔ bin ebul fɔ pwɛl di we aw di wɔ bin de go.
  Mirabela bin waka barefut oba di bɔmp dɛn, ɛn in fut dɛn we bin wund bin de mek i sɔfa. Di titi bin tink se i go fayn fɔ ledɔm pan di hay ɛn slip. I bɛtɛ pas dat, na fɔ it. Ɛn fɔ mek a nɔ pe atɛnshɔn, a bin de imajin am.
  Lɛk, i bin wɔn Pyotr Shuisky, ɛn di Rɔshian ami bin rɛdi fɔ fɛt.
  I win di hetman ɛn as a rizulta dɛn tek Minsk, ɛn in jɔnal Lituɛnia bi wan Rɔshian provins. Ɛn afta dat, dɛn bin win Polan kpatakpata. Ɛn di nyu Tsa Ivan di Tɛribul na di Kiŋ fɔ ɔl tu di Polan ɛn di Grɔn Dyuk na Lituɛnia. Dɛn dɔn mek wan ɛmpaya.
  Mirabela bin siŋ:
  - Gret layt fɔ di ɛmpaya,
  Gi gladi at to ɔl pipul...
  Na di yunivas we nɔ gɛt mɛzhɔ - .
  Wi nɔ go ebul fɔ fɛn ɛnitin we fayn pas dis!
  
  Wit prɛshɔ brɔsh dɛn, .
  Frɔm ed to ed...
  Di ɛmpaya de skata
  Mayti, oli!
  Ɛn Mirabela mek in pawa kwik... Yɛs, Ivan di Tɛribul. Di kiŋ we Rɔshia bin de ɔnda in kɔntri bin dubl in eria. Pɔsin we nɔ klia. Ɛn wan pɔsin we de kil, ɛn di sem tɛm wan big rula we du bɔku tin fɔ Rɔshia. Dɛn bil wan big bot ɔnda Ivan di Tɛribul.
  Bɔt Stalin sɛf nɔ klia. Ɛn dɛn kil bɔku pipul dɛn wit am, ɛn di Nazi dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ bit dɛn.
  Eh, Stalin nɔ go ebul fɔ fɔgiv so izi wan bak! Bɔt Rɔshia bin rayz ɔnda am, bɔt i bin si se di Nazi dɛn bin de atak am.
  Mirabela de waka barefut ɛn i de siŋ:
  - Di big big tin we di Rɔshian gɛt na di planɛt no am,
  Fascism bin krɔs wit wan blo we dɛn blo di sɔd, .
  Ɔl di neshɔn dɛn na di wɔl lɛk wi ɛn gladi fɔ wi, .
  Di pipul dɛn na di wan ol kɔntri de mach to kɔmyunizim!
  Ɛn di titi jɔs fayn. Ɛn i de stɔp in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn i nɔ de fred tik dɛn.
  Yɛs, fɔ tru, di fɛt we dɛn bin fɛt na Chashniki na bin di tin we bin chenj di wɔ. Nɔ kɔnt di asɔlt pan Polotsk. Dɔn bak, Rɔshia bin gɛt chans fɔ sev. We di siti fɔdɔm, ɔltin fɔdɔm.
  Pɔl ɛn Tatar dɛn ɔl tu bigin fɔ tramp di Rɔshian grɔn. Bɔt ɔnda dɛn kɔndishɔn ya, Rɔshia bin win Sayberia. Na tru se nɔto ɔl dis, bɔt i pas di Yurals.
  Rus" bin gɛt bɔku tin dɛn fɔ du. Bɔt di Rɔshian ɛn Jepan Wɔ we bin apin insay 1904-1905, difrɛn frɔm ɔda pipul dɛn. Wi bin ebul fɔ lɔs am. Ɛn dis na fɔ tru, na shem. Bɔt leta, Rɔshia bin ebul fɔ revaŋg fɔ dis. Yɛs, Tsa Nikolas II nɔ bin gɛt ɛni laki. Wetin if na di ɔda we?
  Mirabela bin imajin se di Rɔshian Tsa bin gɛt sakrifays. Dɛn dɔn win Jepan, dɔn Jamani dɔn. Türkiye dɔn lɔs na di wɔl map. Ɛn Rɔshia na di pawa we pas ɔlman, di bɔda we de nia di Ɔda. Wi bin mis dis kayn win bikɔs ɔf di Fɛbwari rivɔlɔshɔn!
  Ɛn dis na fɔ tru, na shem!
  Mirabela bin siŋ:
  Rɔshian dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ win pan fɛt-fɛt, .
  Di gloriful nayt nɔ go tolɛret shem...
  Rɔshian dɛn strɔng, dɛn strɔng we dɛn gɛt wanwɔd, .
  Wan blow go fala wan blo!
  Ɛn di titi stɔp bak, wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we dɛn kɔt kɔt. Yes, i taya fɔ push stupiditi, i want fɔ kɛr in gladi at go kɔt!
  Mirabela bin siŋ bak:
  - Glori to wi land!
  Stalin na di glori fɔ fɛt, .
  Stalin na di flay we sɛns de flay...
  Fɔ fɛt ɛn win wit siŋ, .
  Wi pipul dɛn go fala Stalin!
  Fɔ fɛt ɛn win wit siŋ, .
  Wi pipul dɛn go fala Stalin!
  Ɛn di titi jomp bak ɛn jomp ɔp. Bɔt i nɔ bin rili gɛt sakrifays.
  Bɔt naw na di plen i krɔs ɔlman ɛn pwɛl di Wehrmacht plen dɛn.
  I dɔn rich di nɔmba fɔ wan tawzin! Us blɛsin i go gɛt fɔ dis?
  Di titi nɔ bin no se dɛn dɔn pripia sɔntin we spɛshal fɔ am. Speshali, di big dayamɔn sta fɔ di hiro na di USSR.
  Wetin mek i nɔ bin fit fɔ gɛt am?
  Di titi bin siŋ se:
  Dɛn dɔn gi wi wing dɛn we de shayn, .
  Dɛn dɔn gi wi big kɔrej...
  Stalinist, kɔlektif fam bɔku bɔku wan, .
  Glori to di Soviet land!
  Na so bɔku fayn fayn gyal pikin dɛn de fɛt na di frɔnt. Ɛn dɛn rili want fɔ mared. Ɛn di wɔ de kɔntinyu fɔ apin. I dɔn ɔlrɛdi rich midul Disɛmba. Di Jaman pipul don de storm Baku fo wan ol mun.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn, lɛk ɔltɛm, de fɛt, ɛn wit mashin gɔn. Dɛn kin shot dɛnsɛf ɛn trowe grenade wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Fayv pipul dɛn kin fɛt wit zil. Ɛn i biliv se i dɔn win.
  Bɔt i at fɔ du. Di Nazi dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi tek bɔku bɔku eria dɛn. Ɛn i dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn pwɛl Baku ɔl. So bɔku bɔdi dɛn bin rɔtin na di siti. Di Jamani pipul dɛn de drɛb Afrikan, Arab, ɛn Indian fɔ go bifo. Dɛn de tray fɔ tɔn di tayd fɔ di kil we dɛn de kil pipul dɛn. Ɛn dɛn kin yuz sojaman dɛn as kanɔn fɔ it.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn na di Rɛd Ami bin tek advantej pan di shɔt tɛm we dɛn bin de slip fɔ pis bɔt di men op we Rɔshia gɛt: di Rɔshian gɔd dɛn! Wi kin tɔk ɔl di op fɔ dɛn!
  Bɔt di Rɔshian Gɔd dɛn strɔng ɛn bɔku pan dɛn de.
  Fɔ ɛgzampul, di fayn gɔd we di Slav dɛn bin yɔŋ sote go, we nem Kolyada.
  Alenka, we de shot, rayt wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin:
  Kolyada na di Gɔd fɔ di Yɔŋ San, di Gɔd fɔ di Winta San, we dɛn bɔn di nɛt we di winta solstice, we na di nɛt we lɔng pas ɔl insay di ia. Bɔku we dɛn de we de sho aw Gɔd in nem Kolyada kɔmɔt:
  Na ya di fayn fayn blant Anyuta kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk se:
  Di Etymological Dictionary of Slavic Languages de sho usay di wɔd "Kolyada" kɔmɔt frɔm di nem fɔ wan ritual we gɛt fɔ du wit di biginin fɔ di ia;
  Ɔrijin frɔm di wɔd "koled", we min "go rawnd", ɔ frɔm di wɔd "koleda", dat na, "sɛkɔral dish" (Dmitry Shchepkin"s version);
  Pyotr Bessonov biliv se di nem Kolyada kɔmɔt frɔm di wɔd "dɛk" ɛn i gɛt fɔ du wit di tradishɔn fɔ bɔn wan stɔp we dɛn de sɛlibret Kolyada;
  Akɔdin to Nikolai Kostomarov, "Kolyada" kɔmɔt frɔm "Kolo", we min sɛklɔ.
  Dɔn, we Alla de shot ɛn ol di pen wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, i rayt se:
  Insay ɔl di vɛshɔn dɛn wi si se di nem fɔ di Slavik Gɔd we nem Kolyada gɛt sɔntin fɔ du wit di sɛlibreshɔn fɔ di bɔn we dɛn bɔn di Yɔŋ San afta di nɛt we lɔng pas ɔl insay di ia. Akɔdin to lay lay stori dɛn, bifo Kolyada kam Korachun - di nɛt we di ol san day. Rid mɔ na di big atikul: "Karachun - udat na dis?" .
  Dɔn di Maria we gɛt gold ia kɔntinyu fɔ pul di fayn fayn wan wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin;
  Di Slav dɛn rɛspɛkt Gɔd Kolyada as di Gɔd fɔ di Magi dɛn, we briŋ sɛns, di bɔdi we di Gɔd we de ɔp pas ɔl, di Gɔd we de gayd pipul dɛn na di rod fɔ Rul. In kam nɔ jɔs gɛt fɔ du wit di layt we di san de gi, we kin bigin fɔ kam afta di Winter Solstice, bɔt i gɛt fɔ du bak wit di layt we gɛt sɛns ɛn no.
  Ɛn afta dat, di heroik gyal we nem Matryona kɔntinyu fɔ skrab wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin;
  Frɔm wetin di Slavik stori dɛn se, na Maya-Zlatogorka , we na Dazhdbog in fɔs wɛf, bin bɔn Gɔd Kolyada . Maya-Zlatogorka bin kɔmɔt fɔ go na Nav we i nɔ bin du wetin i bin dɔn disayd fɔ du, ɛn i nɔ bɔn pikin we go bi nyu bɔdi fɔ di Gɔd we pas ɔlman. Dɔn di Krieta Rod aks Makosh fɔ chenj di fate fɔ Zlatogorka, Viy gi permishɔn fɔ gi in sol bak fɔ sɔm tɛm to di wɔl fɔ Rivɛl, ɛn Veles briŋ Dazhdbog wan ring we kin tɔn bak tɛm. So togɛda di Gɔd dɛn sɛtul ɔltin so dat dɛn go bɔn Kolyada, di Gɔd fɔ di Yɔŋ San.
  So Alɛnka bigin fɔ rayt lɛta dɛn kwik ɛn fayn bak wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin;
  Di Gɔd dɛm ayd Maya-Zlatogorka na di Pinega kev dɛm so dat di fɔs dɛm fɔ Chaos nɔ go stɔp am fɔ bɔn di Gɔd fɔ di Yɔŋ San. Zlatogorka Zhiva , we na di Gɔd we de mek di Sɔma, bin ɛp. As di rayt tɛm, Zlatogorka bɔn tu pikin dɛn: Kolyada, Gɔd fɔ di Winta San ɛn Avsenya , Gɔd fɔ di Ɔtɔm San. So na frɔm da tɛm de, dɛn de fala dɛnsɛf ɔlsay.
  Neks, Anyuta tek am bak ɛn stich am wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin;
  We di tɛm rich fɔ mek Maya-Zlatogorka kɔmɔt na Nav bak, dɛn bin gi in pikin dɛn we nem Kolyada ɛn Avsenya to Khorsa , we na di Gɔd fɔ di Solar Disk. So Khors, togɛda wit in wɛf Zarya-Zaryanitsa, bin mɛn tu yɔŋ solar gɔd dɛn.
  Ɛn di Alla we gɛt faya go kɔntinyu fɔ tink wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin;
  Nɔto fɔ natin, dɛn bɔn di Slavik Gɔd we nem Kolyada di nɛt we lɔng pas ɔl. Slavik lay lay stori dɛn se di Gɔd dɛn disayd fɔ tɔn bak tɛm so dat dɛn go bɔn Kolyada, bikɔs dɛn bin de fred se pipul dɛn go tɔn dɛn bak pan di rod fɔ Rul. Ivin di Dak Gɔd dɛn ɛp fɔ bɔn Kolyada, bikɔs di wok we di wɔl fɔ Navi gɛt na fɔ separet Rial ɛn Rul frɔm Chaos, we de tray fɔ tek ova di wɔl.
  Ɛn afta dat, Maria go tek in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn rayt agresiv wan;
  Kolyada na pɔsin we di Maji dɛn rili rɛspɛkt. Akɔdin to lay lay stori, di Yɔŋ Gɔd we nem Kolyada bin gɛda 60 sɛnsman dɛn frɔm difrɛn neshɔn dɛn ɛn pas to dɛn di no bɔt aw fɔ fala di rod fɔ Rul. Kolyada bin tich pipul dɛn di kɔlkyulɛshɔn fɔ tɛm, bikɔs ɔf dat dɛn bin ebul fɔ luk fa smɔl fɔ tumara bambay, dɛn bin stɔp fɔ liv wan de ɛn bigin tink bɔt di tin dɛn we go kɔmɔt frɔm wetin dɛn du na di fa fa tɛm.
  Dɔn Marusya tek am ɛn drɔ di skɔb wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin;
  Di sayn we pipul dɛn sabi pas ɔl na Kolyada na Kolyadnik . Dɛn sho di sem sayn na di Slavik Reza Roda, we min Gɔd Kolyada. Kolyadnik na swastika sayn we gɛt et rayt dɛn we de rɔta na say we sɔlt de, ɛn di tel dɛn fɔ di rayt dɛn dis tɛm de bɛn na say we nɔ de mek sɔl. Dɛn kin wɛr di Kolyadnik simbul fɔ protɛkt yusɛf frɔm tin dɛn we nɔ fayn ɛn disasta, fɔ mek yu gɛt mɔni, ɛn fɔ mek yu gɛt sakrifays pan yu wok.
  Alenka kɔntinyu fɔ faya, ɛn di sem tɛm i rayt to insɛf;
  Wan ɔda sayn fɔ Gɔd Kolyada na di Blak San. Dis amulet de sho di san na di wɔl na Navi, bikɔs Kolyada in mama kam bak frɔm di wɔl na Navi ɛn di Gɔd fɔ di Winta San insɛf de spɛn pat pan di ia de. Trade trade, na di Maji dɛn nɔmɔ bin de wɛr dis kayn simbul, naw ɛni big pɔsin kin wɛr am, bɔt na if dɛn no gud gud wan bɔt di pawa we di Blak San sayn gɛt.
  Ɛn Anyuta bin de skrab bak. Ɛn i bin de yuz in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin fɔ wok;
  As di Patron Gɔd, Kolyada de pik pipul dɛn we fiba am pan abit. Bɔku tɛm, na dɛn pipul ya na di Wan dɛn we No, di wan dɛn we de tray fɔ no. Di wan dɛn we de nia Kolyada na pipul dɛn we gɛt kol at, we de tink bɔt dɛnsɛf nɔmɔ. Dɛn de fala strikt prinsipul dɛn ɛn dɛn de tray nɔ fɔ kɔmɔt biɛn di rod we di Rul de du. Bɔku tɛm, dɛn kayn pipul ya nɔ kin strikt wit ɔda pipul dɛn pas dɛnsɛf. Na di sem tɛm, dɛn nɔ kin sho klia wan se dɛn nɔ satisfay wit di we aw ɔda pipul dɛn de biev. Dɛn kayn pipul ya kin gɛt gud sɛns fɔ spɛn tɛm: dɛn no aw fɔ sheb wok ikwal, dɛn kin mek plan di kayn we we go mek dɛn ebul fɔ du ɔl wetin dɛn dɔn plan.
  Ɛn afta dat, Alla du in yon tin, wit ɔl in agresiv ɛn jɔs wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin;
  Di kwaliti dɛn we di wan dɛn we de nia Kolyada gɛt gɛt dɛn kwaliti dɛn ya :
  Du wetin rayt;
  Sɔm pat pan di wɔd dɛn;
  Praktikal tin dɛn we pɔsin kin du;
  Lɔv fɔ de yu wan;
  Kɔnsistɛns pan di abit dɛn;
  De biɛn;
  Di want fɔ ɛp ɔda pipul dɛn.
  Na di Slavik Rez fɔ Gɔd Kolyada, di sayn na Kolyadnik, we wi rayt bɔt ɔp.
  Reza in nɔmba na 34.
  Na ya Maria drɔ sɔntin wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin we na jɔs wan wɔndaful pat bɔt di Rɔshian Gɔd;
  Reza Kolyada kam in fɔchɔ tɛlin we wan tɛm fɔ aktif akshɔn bigin fɔ di Kwɛshɔn. Rayt naw, yu kin du bɔku tin fɔ mek yu layf bɛtɛ ɛn fɔ mek yu pozishɔn strɔng. We Reza Bog Kolyada ansa, yu nɔ go ebul fɔ shem ɛn dawt, yu nid fɔ du sɔntin.
  Di Slavik Gɔd we nem Kolyada gɛt sɔntin fɔ du wit ritual dɛn we dɛn kin du trade trade pan di Winter Solstice ɔlide. Dis tɛm ya, dɛn kin du wan pan 4 solar rites we dɛn dɔn rɛdi fɔ protɛkt in os, in famili, ɛn ɔl wetin pɔsin dɔn gɛt.
  Matryona bin rayt mɔ wit aplomb;
  Rid mɔ bɔt di minin fɔ di Reza fɔ Gɔd Kolyada insay fɔchɔ tɛlin na di atikul "Reza fɔ di Roda Kolyada".
  Alenka bin pul in smɔl fut finga dɛn wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin;
  Winter Solstice na di tɛm we dɛn bɔn Kolyada, di Gɔd fɔ di Yɔŋ San. Winter Solstice na de we kin flɔt, i kin fɔdɔm Disɛmba 20-22 . Yu kin no di rayt de ɛn di tɛm we di ɔlide de na di sta dɛn ɔltɛm.
  Ɛn Anyuta bin dɔn wit agresiv wan;
  Frɔm trade trade, di nɛt we di Solstice de, na di Magi dɛn nɔmɔ bin de sɛlibret Kolyada. Lay pipul dɛn kin sɛlibret Kolyada Disɛmba 25 , we di Winta San dɔn ɔlrɛdi bigin fɔ gro.
  Alla, insted fo rait, tek and trowe di gift of day wit im bare finga dem fo im grasful fut. Ɛn dɛn bin skata Jamani sojaman dɛn we dɛn bin de pe fɔ ɛn dɛn bin de tek fɔrina dɛn.
  Ɛn afta dat, Maria we gɛt gold ia go trowe grenade ɛn brok di fasist dɛn.
  Ɛn afta Matryona, wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, go lans wan ol bɔks we gɛt tin dɛn we de bɔn, ɛn di Nazi dɛn go gɛt wan ambus we go kil pɔsin. Ɛn smɔl smɔl mit ɛn bon dɛn we dɔn rɔtin kin flay frɔm di Nazi dɛn.
  Alenka tek am ɛn rayt, i de faya wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Fɔs, Gɔd bin de de! Ɛn di Nem fɔ Gɔd Rod! Ɛn Gɔd Rod dɔn de ɔltɛm! Tru Am ɔltin we kam fɔ bi kam. Ɛn if I nɔ bin de, natin nɔ bin bigin fɔ apia. Bikɔs Gɔd di Rod mek ɔltin we pɔsin kin si ɛn we wi nɔ de si, ɔltin we de na dis wɔl ɛn we de na ɛvin! Na In mek ɔltin ɛn na in ol am togɛda!
  Ɛn Gɔd bɔn ɔda gɔd ɛn gɔd uman dɛn fɔ ɛp am, ɛn dɛn ɔl tu mek bɔku yunivas dɛn! Man na Rɔd ɛn Svarɔg dɛn granpikin, nɔto kle, bɔt na di Ɔlmayti in pikin!
  Afta dat di gyal pikin dɛn bigin fɔ siŋ wit dɛn ful vɔys, dɛn de kɔmpoz as dɛn de go;
  Insay di Nem fɔ di Famili we mek di wan ol wɔl, .
  Udat na di rula fɔ di Gɔd fɔ di wan ol wɔl...
  Udat na wi big aydɔl-
  Wit in pawa we nɔ de rɔtin fɔ lɔng lɔng tɛm!
  
  Di res we bin de stret di ɛvin wit wɔd dɛn, .
  Krieta fɔ ɔltin insay wan big wɔd...
  Na so big big klin klin de insay de, .
  I kin krɔs wit pawaful tɛnda!
  
  Gret Gɔd, we de sote go, .
  I gi layf to ɔl pipul dɛn na di yunivas...
  Di brayt sta na Svarog de bɔn, .
  Di trɛnk we i gɛt we i de fɛt nɔ chenj!
  
  Mek Russia bi famous, yu kontri, .
  To which Svarog imsef giv di pawa of di Famili...
  Ɛn Setan nɔ go brok di Rɔshian dɛn, .
  Na so wi strɔng brid tan!
  
  Insay di Nem fɔ di Famili, Komsomol mɛmba dɛn kin go fɛt, .
  Dɛn de rɔsh barefut fɔ go fɛt...
  Di titi we gɛt in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, .
  I bin brok posin sosa dɛn wit wan wef!
  
  Di gyal de rili kul den, .
  We in nekɛd bɔdi de spak...
  In brayt sta de shayn, .
  Ɛn di Yarilo San de layt di rod!
  
  Wi big man we de mek gɔn Svarog, .
  I go krɔs di ɛnimi dɛn fɔ Rɔshia bad bad wan...
  Ɛn wi Gret Rili Wait Gɔd, .
  Wi nɔ de fred di Malyuta we vɛks bad bad wan!
  
  Fɔ mek dɛn gɛt glori, di Rɔshian Famili go sev di kɔntri, .
  Ivin if di Wehrmacht we dɛn et de go bifo...
  Bɔt a biliv se di Nyu Ia go kam, .
  Ɛn dɛn go dɔnawe wit di wikɛd Ken!
  
  Svarog go lid wi to ajɔstmɛnt dɛn, .
  At least wan rili strɔng stɛl-tut Wehrmacht...
  Mek wi go pan wan wayl rayd
  Pan ɔl we di pipul dɛn na Rɔshia rili po!
  
  Wetin mek wi ɔl gɛt prɔblɛm?
  Wetin di pipul dɛn na di Gɔd fɔ di Famili dɔn fɔgɛt...
  Ɛn wi go bit di ɛnimi in yay, .
  We Svarog rak op mayl!
  
  Na di gyal pikin dɛn ya we nɔ wɛr fut na di sno, .
  Dɛn kayn bare-leg dɛn de de rɔsh...
  Ɛn panch di Fuhrer na in fes, .
  Ɛn di sos dɛn bin rawnd fayn fayn wan!
  
  Ɛn wi Rɔshian Gɔd dɛn strɔng, .
  Dɛn ebul fɔ pwɛl di faya...
  Pan ɔl we Setan in bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn de go bifo, .
  No nid nɔ de fɔ mek fɛtman dɛn rɛst na dɛn bed!
  
  Wi Mama Land go strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ, .
  Wen wi bi rili kul...
  Ɛn lɛk se i nɔ de shem atɔl, .
  Bɔt pan ɔl we wi nɔto Aleut!
  
  Ɛn tin dɛn we rili intrestin, .
  We Lenin ɛn Svarog gɛt wanwɔd...
  Wan big drim go kam tru
  Ɛn wi go apia lɛk igl bifo Gɔd!
  
  Yɛs, i klia se i go rili at, .
  Wail Russia no rekogniz Rod...
  Wi go rayz wan pawaful oar - .
  Ɛn ples go de bak na Paradays we go de sote go!
  
  
  VARVARA-KRASA AGƐNST DI TƆD REICH
  Karen ɛn Tasha bin sɛt di jɛnɛtiks fɔ muv tru ɔda yunivas dɛn.
  Di prɔfɛsɔ bin ɛksplen to di pɔsin we i lɛk se:
  - Na wan ol haypafan de fɔ wɔl dɛn we gɛt sɔm difrɛns frɔm wi yon. So, di tin dɛn we dɛn bin de du trade nɔ de afɛkt di tɛm we wi de naw. Ɛn if wi kil Hitlɛr we i bin smɔl, wi nɔ go chenj natin atɔl na wi rial wɔl.
  Tasha swɛt ɛn, we i tap in il, i tɔk se:
  - Dis min se we wi kil di Fuhrer, wi nɔ go mek di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ nɔ apin na wi kɔntri?
  Karen bin kɔnfɔm wit sɔm tin dɛn we nɔ bin want fɔ du dat:
  - Wit wi, yes, bɔt insay wan paralel yunivas, sɛkɔn wɔl wɔ nɔ go de igen. At least in dis fom as i de naw. Pan ɔl we di tin we bad pas ɔl kin apin!
  Tasha bin wispa ɛn aks se:
  - Wetin na am, di wɔs wan?
  Kerɛn bin opin di kɔmpyuta monita ɛn sho di pikchɔ. Bɔku mɔlyul dɛn ɛn kristal lɛtis dɛn bin apia. Dɛn bin gɛt bɔku bɔku kɔlɔ dɛn ɛn dɛn bin gɛt kɔmpleks pɔtn dɛn.
  Di prɔfɛsɔ bin ɛksplen se:
  - dis na di kכnvכlyushכn dεm na di jεnom we de alaw wi fכ muv. Na ya yu kin si dɛn. Wan pan di yunivas dɛn we fiba dɛnsɛf. - Karen ad wit wan sigh. - Usay i tɔn aut wɔs pas in rialiti!
  Ɛn di imej bin ɔn. Third Reich, we na laboratori dɛn. Krieshɔn fɔ nyu wɛpɔn dɛn. Fɔ ɛgzampul, wan ples bin kam fɔ mek E-10 gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf, we dɛn bigin bak insay 1942. Di bɛst dizayna dɛn, ivin di prizina dɛn, bin de wok pan am. Dɛn bin put di injin ɛn di transmishɔn togɛda ɛn krɔs. Ɛn di wan dɛn we de wok na di bot, na tu pipul dɛn nɔmɔ, bin ledɔm. Di tin we bin apin na wan gɔn we bin rili layt we i bin de yuz insɛf, we bin wet tɛn tan nɔmɔ, bɔt in injin bin gɛt 400 ɔs pawa. Di gɔn, di sem tɛm, na 75 mm lɔng ɛn 48 EL. Di frɔntal klos lɔng siksti sɛntimita, bɔt i rili big angle we na fɔti digri frɔm di ɔrizɔntal.
  Wetin mek di motoka nɔ de si, di ayt na jɔs wan mita ɛn tati sɛntimita, ɛn i rili fast, i de kil, i nɔ dia ɛn, di impɔtant tin, i izi fɔ mek.
  Bikɔs Hitler bin want fɔ tɛst di E-10 pan fɛt-fɛt nia di Kursk Bulge, i bin ivin put di fɛt bifo bɔku tɛm. Dis bin mek Stalin nɔ bin gɛt peshɛnt igen, ɛn insay Ɔgɔst 1, 1943, di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn sojaman dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt. Wi advans in tu dairekshon - Orel en Kharkov. Di Jamani dɛn bin rɛdi ɛn dɛn bin sidɔm na pawaful difens.
  "Panther" bin tek pat pan di fɛt dɛn. I bin pruv se in na pɔsin we rili sabi fɔ fɛt. Frɔm tu kilomita, i bin de go insay tati-fo ɛn i bin de faya fayvtin rawnd dɛn fɔ wan minit. Na da sem tɛm de, di Soviet gɔn dɛn nɔ bin de nak in ed. "Tiger" sɛf bin du fayn fayn wan. Bɔt di Fɛdinand dɛn, we nɔ rili mubayl, kin gud mɔ pan difensiv fɛt. Dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ go insay dɛn fɔrɛst, ɛn dɛn gɛt wan kanɔn we rili pawaful.
  Di wan dɛn we bin de wok na di Soviet tank dɛn bin si se di Wehrmacht in armoured fleet dɛn bɛtɛ pas di wan dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ fɛt ɛn fɔ protɛkt dɛn. Fɔ tɔk smɔl, di fɛt bin de drɛg. Bikɔs di Nazi dɛn bin gɛt bɔku tank dɛn, dɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ yuz mobayl difens. Ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nɔ sag. Insay di sawt, di Soviet ami nɔ bin ebul fɔ brok di difɛns dɛn atɔl. Stɔp na di say dɛn we dɛn kin kam nia Bɛlgɔrɔd. Na di Oryol dairekshɔn wi bin ebul fɔ ajɔst sɔm sakrifays. Bɔt na Sisili di Jamani pipul dɛn bin ebul fɔ du mɔ pas aw dɛn bin ebul fɔ du am. Di Fuhrer, we bin postpɔn di ɔfens na di Kursk Bulge, bin mek in grup strɔng na di ayland. Wan strɔng kɔntra atak we dɛn bin atak di si bin mek British ɛn Amɛrikan sojaman dɛn go insay di si. Pantap dat, Romɛl, we na bin big big kɔmanda, bin de de.
  Ɛn di kɔp nɔ bin apin na Itali. Mussolini nɔ dɔn kɔmɔt de yet. Ɛn di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt smɔl mɔ sojaman dɛn. Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin de go bifo na di Oryol dairekshɔn wan ɔ tu kilomita ɛvride. Ɛn dɛn bin win wan rili strɔng difens. Bɔt di fɛt bin kɔntinyu fɔ lɔng tɛm. Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin kam nia Ɔrɛl insay di midul pat na Ɔktoba. Dɛn bin fɛt bad bad wan. Bɔt pan ɔl dat, dɛn bin tek Ɔrɛl Novɛmba 10, 1943.
  Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin lɔs bɔku tin dɛn ɛn dɛn bin stɔp fɔ sɔm tɛm. Insay Sisili, dɛn bin win di Alɛy dɛn bak, ɛn di kayn bɔm we dɛn bin de bɔm bin go dɔŋ smɔl. Stalin bin stil de kɔnt pan wan kampen we dɛn go du insay di kol sizin.
  Bɔt di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi ebul fɔ bigin fɔ mek di E-10 ɛn dɛn bin mek wan pawaful layn fɔ difɛns. Na de dɛn bin de agens am wit rili kɔnfidɛns. Bɔt pan ɔl dat, di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin ebul fɔ go bifo pas wan ɔndrɛd kilomita we Disɛmba dɔn ɛn insay Janwari. Na tru se, pan ɔl we dɛn go lɔs bɔku mɔni.
  Di tray we dɛn bin tray fɔ pul di blok we dɛn bin de blok Lɛningrad nɔ bin ebul. Di Jamani dɛn bin ebul fɔ ol wan pawaful difensiv layn. Wan gɔn we gɛt mɔ pawa we i de yuz insɛf, we dɛn kɔl E-15, bin apia na di fɔs pat. I frɔnt klos bin 82 milimita pan wan angle, 52 milimita na di sayd dɛn, ɛn rɔla dɛn. Ɛn di Panta gɔn. Di wet bin go ɔp to siksti tan, bɔt dɛn bin put di injin wit 550 ɔspaw.
  Ɛn dis bin ɛp fɔ mek dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ muv fayn fayn wan.
  Ɛn insay di spring, ME-262 fɛt plen dɛn, we bin de yuz jet ɛn we nɔ bin gɛt ɛni ikwal pan wɛpɔn dɛn ɛn spid, bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de fɛt.
  Insay Jun, di Alay dɛn bin win bad bad wan na Nɔmandi, ɛn dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ land. Na di Nazi dɛn nɔmɔ bin kech pas af milyɔn prizina dɛn. Di tray we di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin tray fɔ go bifo nɔ bin gɛt ɛni impɔtant tin. Na tɛn to fayvtin kilomita nɔmɔ wi bin ebul fɔ go bifo. Ɛn wit big big damej.
  Dɔn insay Ɔgɔst di Nazi dɛn bin tray fɔ atak. Dɛn bin ebul bak fɔ go bifo na Yukren na jɔs tati to fɔti kilomita ɛn dɛn bin stɔp na difens insay dip. Di tin dɔn kam fɔ bi mɔ kɔmplikt. Di Fritz gɛt mɔ ɛn mɔ jet ayrakt dɛn, ɛn rili ifɛktiv sɛlf-prɔpul gɔn dɛn we di E siriɔs.
  Dɔn di E-25 bin apia. Wit 88 mm lɔng EL71 kaliba kanɔn, 120 mm frɔntal armɔ ɛn 82 mm sayd armɔ we ayt wan ɛn af mita.
  So wan ɔda mastodon bin apia ɛn sho se i de wok fayn. In gɔn bin pul ɔl di Soviet tank dɛn frɔm fa, ɛn di we aw i bin de muv, bikɔs i nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ wet ɛn di injin we gɛt sɛvin ɔndrɛd ɔspawɛl, bin rili ay. Ɛn di Soviet gɔn dɛn nɔ bin tek dis gɔn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf fɔ go bifo.
  Di fɛt dɛn sho di tenacity we di Krauts bin gɛt fɔ difend.
  Na di fɔti fayv ia. Ivin mɔ jet plen dɛn de. Di alayed air loss bin de go ɔp kwik kwik wan. Di Jaman XE-162 fɛt plen pruv se nɔto jɔs wan ɛfifishin, bɔt i bi bak wan smɔl smɔl plen. Ɛn Arado bɔm dɛn we gɛt jet injin dɛn rili pawaful. Briten bak bin sɔfa.
  I nɔ tu te, di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt wan ful-ful tank we dɛn kɔl "E"-50, we na nyu jɛnɛreshɔn motoka. Wit wan low silhouette, wan pawaful en armor-piercing gun en strong difens. Yɛs, ivin wit haydrolik stebyulayza. Tray fɔ win da kayn monsta de. I bin destroy tank dɛn wit 88 mm kanɔn na 100 EL ɛn i bin gɛt frɔntal klos we na 250 mm na slɔp, ɛn sayd amɔ we na 150 mm. Di 1200 ɔspawɛl injin bin gi fayn spid wit wet we na 65 tan. Dat min se, na tank we rili pawaful.
  Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ tek am so izi wan.
  Insay Epril, Ruzvelt insɛf bin day. Nɔto ɔltin bin go fayn fɔ Amɛrika insay di wɔ wit Jepan. Di fɛt-fɛt ship dɛn we de na di Land of the Rising Sun bin ebul fɔ ambɔg di plen dɛn we Amɛrika bin de kɛr plen dɛn ɛn sink dɛn. Na Amɛrika, di aydia dɛn bin de strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ - fɔ fɛt agens Jepan nɔmɔ. Insay Briten, Chɔchil bin ol bak. Fɔ tɔk smɔl, insay Me 1945, dɛn bin sayn fɔ stɔp di wɔ bitwin di Alay dɛn ɛn di Tɔd Rayk. Ɛn ɔl di sojaman dɛn na di Wehrmacht bin fɔdɔm pan di USSR. Insay Jun, di las Jamani tank dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt.
  Dɛn brok di difens dɛn ɛn tek Ɔryol, Kursk, ɛn Voronezh bak. Bɔm we dɛn bin de bɔm di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn pozishɔn dɛn na ɔl di say dɛn. Jet mashin dɛn rili, rili strɔng. I dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn shot dɛn dɔŋ. Dɛn kin prɛs di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn wit bad bad blo dɛn ɛn win dɛn frɔm di ɛj.
  Di fɛt bin de go bifo, ɛn insay sɔm mɔnt, di Nazi dɛn bin brok insay Stalingrad bak.
  Ɛn dɛn bin stɔp de. Dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ tek di siti fɔ muf. Di sojaman dɛn we bin de na di Tɔd Rayk bin atak Grozni ɛn Ɔdzhonikidze. Di fɛt-fɛt de go bifo bad bad wan. Bɔt di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn sojaman dɛn kin atak dɛn bak. Ɛn dɛn de tray fɔ tek di Tɛrik Get frɔm di Nazi dɛn.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin stɔp insay di kol sizin. Bɔt dɛn gɛt nyu kayn wɛpɔn dɛn. Na mɔtalman, di disk dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ fɛt. We nɔ go ebul fɔ ambɔg ɛn we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ win.
  Yɛs, di we aw disko dɛn de luk, denja. Lɛk ɛlikopta dɛn we shep lɛk disk we kin rili wok fayn na fil fɛt. Ɛn dɛn kin put prɛshɔn bak. Dɛn bin de yuz balistik mishɔl dɛn bak. Bɔt dɛn tu dia ɛn dɛn nɔ kɔrɛkt inof. Insay di kol sizin, dɛn bin de chenj dɛnsɛf difrɛn difrɛn we dɛn fɔ blo. Insay di spring insay "46, di Jamani dɛn bin tray fɔ atak bak. Di fɛt-fɛt rili bad.
  Insay Jun 1946, Türkiye bin go insay di wɔ. Ɛn in sojaman dɛn bin rawnd Yerevan ɛn tek Batumi. Di Jamani dɛn bigin fɔ fɛt bak na di Kɔkas. Dɛn bin ebul fɔ brok di difɛns dɛn we di Sɔviɛt ami bin gɛt nia di Kɔkas rij. Ɛn una jɔyn wit di Turks.
  We Disɛmba 1946 dɔn, di Nazi dɛn bin tek di wan ol Kɔkas, ivin Baku. Ɛn we Epril dɔn, di Kraut famili bin muf along di Vɔlga fɔ go na Saratɔv. Dɛn fɔs dɛn bin big ɛn dɛn bin rili impɔtant. Na da sem tɛm de, di Nazi dɛn bin de go bifo na di sɛnt. Dɛn tek Kalinin ɛn Tula. Dɛn bin de trɛtin fɔ mek dɛn go rawnd Mɔsko. Di tin bin kam fɔ bi bad bad tin.
  Tasha bin ambɔg di rivyu:
  - Du! Wi dɔn ɔlrɛdi ɔndastand ɔltin! Wetin fɔ du?
  Juliana bin gi advays, we i de shek in rɛd ia:
  - Mek wi hit di fasist dem! Lɛ wi nɔ mek dɛn win!
  Kerɛn bin sɔprayz ɛn aks se:
  - Yu wan kik dem ass?
  Tasha bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Na dat! Nɔ mek tin dɔn wit dɛf!
  Petya, we bin want fɔ no mɔ, bin aks se:
  - Aw, afta ɔl, di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ dɔn na dis yunivas? Dis rili intrestin!
  Karen bin nɔd fɔ sho se i gri.
  - Yu kin si! Pan ɔl we dis nɔ go mek yu gladi!
  Ɛn di prɔfɛsɔ tɔn di imej. Di Jamani dɛn bin tek Saratov bay di ɛnd ɔf Ɔgɔst ɛn dɛn bin dɔn fɔ rawnd Mɔsko insay di midul pat pan Ɔktoba. So, di ia we mek fɔti sɛvin bin tɔn to tranga. Bɔt Mɔsko bin kɔntinyu fɔ de fɔ siks mɔnt mɔ. Bɔt ɔltin bin de go fɔ win. Insay 1948, di Jamani dɛn bin tek di wan ol Vɔlga rijɔn ɛn kam nia di Yurals.
  Bɔt, di kol sizin ɛn frɔst bin mek di Nazi dɛn stɔp. Di Fuhrer bin gi Stalin pis ɛn bɔda nia di Yurals. Stalin nɔ bin gri fɔ du dis. Ɛn i kɔntinyu di wɔ te i dɔn.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin de go bifo fɔ krɔs Sayberia. Dɛn bin de tɔk to dɛnsɛf bɔku bɔku wan. Dis bin mek i nɔ bin izi fɔ mek dɛn gi di sojaman dɛn tin fɔ it. Plus di harsh klaymat na Sayberia. Bɔt sojaman na sojaman so dat i ebul fɔ du mirekul. Ɛn di Jamani dɛnsɛf na ɔganayz neshɔn, ɛn ivin ɔnda totalitarian rul. Ɛn we dɛn bin de yuz harsh we dɛn bin de mek shɔ se di grup gɛt di tin dɛn we dɛn nid. Smɔl smɔl, insay wan ia, di Nazi dɛn bin tek Sayberia, ɛn dɛn rich na Vladivostok. Stalin bin day insay Mach 1950.
  Di wan dɛn we tek in ples, we nem Molotov ɛn Beria, bin mek pis wit Jamani, ɔnda sɔm kɔndishɔn dɛn. Di USSR bin bi pat pan di Third Reich, bɔt i bin gɛt ɔtonomi, wan fedaral strɔkchɔ, ɛn lokal sɛlf-gɔvmɛnt.
  Bɔt di mak bin bi di mɔni, ɛn di Nazi dɛn bin gɛt kɔntrol pan di bɔku bɔku tin dɛn we di wɔl gɛt ɛn di tin dɛn we pipul dɛn kin yuz. Bɔt di ɛmpaya we di Tɔd Rayk bin de rul nɔ bin dɔn dɔn ɔl di kɔntri dɛn we i bin win yet. Di Fuhrer bin de drim fɔ rul di wɔl. Bɔt USA gɛt atɔmik bɔm! Dɔn dɛn bigin fɔ mek wɛpɔn dɛn we de fɛt nyuklia. Ɛn di Kraut dɛn bin ebul fɔ mek raytin we go ebul fɔ mek atɔmik bɔm nɔ de igen. Ɛn na so Novɛmba 1, 1955, di wɔ wit Amɛrika ɛn Briten bigin.
  Wan nyu wɔ we gɛt blɔd. Bɔt if dɛn nɔ gɛt nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn. Bɔt na ya, dɛn bin ambɔg di kɔmpyuta in prɛzɛntɛnshɔn, wev dɛn bin de jomp akɔdin to di displei. Ɛn mi sol bin rili sɔri.
  Karen bin tɔk wit strɔng vɔys se:
  - I tan lεk se di vishכn sistεm de akt כp. Wɛl, wi dɔn si inof. Sɔntin nid fɔ du!
  Tasha bin gi advays, in yay dɛn de shayn:
  - Maybe wi shud go bak in taim en hang di Fuhrer?
  Karen bin shek in ed.
  - Nɔ, na dat wi nɔ go ebul fɔ du! Wi nid sɔntin we difrɛn!
  Juliana bin tɔk se:
  - Fɔ mek dɛn nɔ mek di E-10 sɛlf-prɔpul gɔn? Ɔ du ɔda tin?
  Karen bin tɔk bad bɔt dis:
  - Ɛn dis nɔto di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl! Fɔs, i nid fɔ win di Nazi dɛn bak insay 1941! Dis na di men tin!
  Petya bin tɔk wit kɔnfyushɔn se:
  - Wetin wi 4 go du?
  Di prɔfɛsɔ bin tɔk klia wan se:
  - Kwik bɔku tin! If, fɔ tru, wi si se wi de na di rayt tɛm ɛn di rayt ples. Pantap dat, wi go gɛt fɔ skata! Bɔt dis ɔl na fɔ bɛnifit mɔtalman! Insay da tɛm de, lɛ wi luk di nyu wɛpɔn dɛn!
  Karen pres wan bɔtin ɛn wan arsenal apia. Bɔt i bin kam klia wantɛm wantɛm se na tu fɛtman dɛn nɔmɔ dɛn gɛt fɔ fɛt. As well as plen dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ ple. Ɛn di pawa we di jɛnɛtiks gɛt bin jɔs du fɔ tu pipul dɛn.
  Di prɔfɛsɔ bin tɔk klia wan se:
  - Mi ɛn Tasha go flay. Pantap dat, wi go ivin gɛt fɔ shrink!
  Di titi bin sɔprayz ɛn lɔk in yay:
  - Dis na aw fɔ shrink, oh, lan man?
  Karen bin ɛksplen se:
  - Ɛn so fɔ kɔmplit di wok! Mek wi tɔn to bɔy pikin ɛn gyal pikin. Pantap dat, na ɔtomɛtik wan. Bɔdi dɛn we dɔn ol nɔ go pas di tɛm we de ambɔg am! Yu ɔndastand dis, mi dia Tasha? Ɛn dat yu go gɛt fɔ gri wit di tru tin se yu nɔ go big ɛn fayn so!
  Di titi bin klarify se:
  - Fɔ sɔm tɛm?
  Di prɔfɛsɔ nɔd se:
  - Yes, fɔ sɔm tɛm!
  Tasha bin ala wit zil se:
  - Den a gri! Wetin yu nɔ go du fɔ di sake of di Motherland!
  Di prɔfɛsɔ bin wɔn Petya ɛn Juliana se:
  - Wi de go ɛn dɛn nɔ no if wi go kam bak. A op se if sɔntin apin, una go ebul fɔ kɔntinyu fɔ du wi wok!
  Di studɛnt ɛn in patna bin ala wansay se:
  - Na so i bi, prɔfɛsɔ! Na tru se wi kin ebul!
  Na ya Petya shem smɔl ɛn i spre in an dɛn:
  - Pan ɔl we a nɔ ebul fɔ gi wan ɔndrɛd pasɛnt garanti!
  Karen nɔd to Tasha ɛn wink pan am:
  - Naw wi de go!
  Afta dat, dɛn bin wɛr kɔmbat sus, we dɛnsɛf bin atak dɛn. Di prɔfɛsɔ bin pres di kiub bɔtin dɛn. Afta dat, dɛn nɔ bin de igen.
  Di transfa bin apin wantɛm wantɛm. Dɛn tɔn to bɔbɔ ɛn gyal pikin. Dis na di bad tin dɛn we kin apin we pɔsin travul fɔ lɔng tɛm. Ɛn dɛn bin kam fɔ bi kol.
  Wi bin land rayt na di parede. Ɛn dɛn tan lɛk pikin dɛn we ol lɛk tɛn ia so. Stalin bin lɛk pikin dɛn ɛn i bin biliv se di kɔntri in tumara bambay de wit dɛn. Ivin di pikin dɛn we di pipul dɛn ɛnimi dɛn bin gɛt bin gɛt chans fɔ liv bɛtɛ layf. As Stalin bin se: "Di pikin nɔ gɛt ɛni ripɔt fɔ in papa." Stalin bin grit di wan dɛn we bin de mach. Afta di soja ikwipmɛnt, di studɛnt dɛn we de lan bɔt fizik bin gɛt fɔ go tru.
  -Dis na wi chans. Tasha, we bin bi gyal pikin, bin de wispa. - Lɛ wi chenj di kamoflaj smɔl, gi am di apinɛns fɔ spɔt yunifom.
  Di paramilitary suit dɛn we Kerɛn bin mek kin chenj kɔlɔ ɛn shep. So, we dɛn bin de mek lɛk se dɛn de chenj, di pikin dɛn bin jɔyn di atlet dɛn. Bɔku tɛm, spay dɛn kin tray fɔ biev we dɛn nɔ notis, bɔt Kerɛn ɛn Tasha, difrɛn frɔm dat, dɛn bin de du kɔmpleks akrobatik stunt dɛn we ivin big pipul dɛn we sabi du di wok nɔ go ebul fɔ go de. Dɛn bin tray ɔlkayn we fɔ mek Stalin pe atɛnshɔn to dɛn.
  Oddly enough, di faya faya prɛshɔn bin mek di NKVD ɛjɛn dɛn kol, i tan lɛk se bikɔs ɔf di klia ilogicality, di teroris dɛn nɔ go atrak atɛnshɔn to dɛnsɛf, ɛn udat go sɔspɛkt pikin dɛn we luk tɛn ia ol, bɔt in rialiti, ivin yɔŋ. Stalin bin glan pan dɛn wit wan bored glans, bɔt we Tasha bin du fayv tɛm somersault, ivin di lida bin tek notis.
  -Dis na wetin wan gloriful nyu jɛnɛreshɔn de gro ɔnda soshialism. Wi pikin dɛn strɔng ɛn dɛn sabi du tin pas wi fa fawe. Send dɛn tu bɔku bɔku flawa dɛn frɔm Kɔmrɛd Stalin as gift.
  Molotov bin butu smɔl, dis bigman we sabi du in wok bin de fred di lida ɔltɛm ɛn i bin tan lɛk jakal nia tayga.
  - Yes, Kɔmrɛd Stalin.
  Pikin dɛn, we bin de mek big pipul dɛn sɔprayz, bin kɔntinyu fɔ mek mirekul dɛn fɔ mek sɛrks art. We Kerɛn nɔ bin gɛt op, we bin bi bɔbɔ, i bin de du sɔmsalt wit di ɛp we in an dɛn bin de ɛp am ɛn aktiv wan fɔ spring pan dɛn, dɔn i bin trowe Tasha ɔp wit in leg dɛn. Bɔt, pan ɔl we dɛn bin de tray tranga wan, nɔbɔdi nɔ kɔl dɛn to Stalin. So dɛn drayv go na di wan ol skwea frɔm wan ɛnd to di ɛnd. Di edman fɔ di tim we de tich pɔsin in bɔdi, we nem Kɔnɔl Tɛrishkɔv, bin sɔprayz.
  -Wea yu komot?
  -Frɔm di Lenin Military Spɔt Skul. - Tasha ansa am.
  -Una ol laik dat de?
  -No, na wi bi di bes, na im mek dem sen wi fo di parade. - Karen se wit prawd tɔyn.
  -Wetin mek dɛn nɔ bin wɔn wi bifo tɛm?
  -Wi bin want fɔ mek sɔprayz. - Di gyal Tasha bin grin. - Wi bin rili kɔnt fɔ mit wit Kɔmrɛd Stalin.
  -Wɛl, pikin dɛm, i nɔ izi so fɔ rich to di lida, i tu bizi.
  Di bɔbɔ we na prɔfɛsɔ we nem Kerɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ tinap tranga wan.
  -Wi gɛt nyus we de mɔna am: na Jun 22, di Nazi dɛn go atak di USSR
  -Aw yu no dat? - Di atlet dɛn bin de tek tɛm.
  "Wetin, a fɔ tɛl dɛn di tru? Nɔbɔdi nɔ go biliv am, dɛn go tink se dɛn kray."
  Karen bin tink ɛn ansa se:
  -A si wan drim. I bin rili de fred, i bin de mek wi mɛmba di rial tin.
  Di kɔlɔnɛl bin ansa wit kol at se:
  -Wɛl, pikin dɛm, una nɔ de ɛva no wetin una kin si na drim. Wan de a bin drim se dɛn go kɛr mi na slev, aw di Nazi dɛn bin de mek a sɔfa, ɛn dɛn bin de pul mi yay. I kresi fɔ tru.
  -Ɛn a bin fɛt na Spain, ɛn afta dat a kin gɛt bad bad drim bɔku tɛm. Wan atlet we lɔng ɛn we gɛt skata bin tɔk. - A biliv se wɔ wit Hitler na istri tin we nɔ go ɛva apin ɛn di leta i bigin, na di bɛtɛ fɔ wi.
  Tasha bin ala se:
  - I go fayn fɔ strayk fɔs. Wetin mek fɔ wet fɔ di fasist dɛn fɔ pul ɔl dɛn bad pawa pan wi.
  Di atlet dɛn bin de laf.
  -Yu go mek ekselent sojaman, bot lef politiks to big pipul.
  
  
  Afta dat, di nyu minted viktim dɛn bin disayd fɔ disappear ɔl wan tɛm. Ɛn muf go na ɔda ples ɛn tɛm: to di Krɛmlin. Yu tink se wi fɔ ol di kaw in ɔn? So dɛn go tek am witout ɛni sɛrimɔni.
  We dɛn pul di wan dɛn we de trowe bim, di nyu pikin dɛn kɔt di dabul glas ɛn go insay di lida. I bin jɔs dɔn wit Zhukov ɛn i bin de kam kɔl Beria. Di we aw di man dɛn bin apia wantɛm wantɛm, we bin jomp kɔmɔt lɛk jak-in-di-bɔks, nɔ bin mek i fred. Stalin bin no di yɔŋ atlet dɛn wantɛm wantɛm.
  -Una smɔl dɛbul dɛm, aw una kam ya?
  Afta dɛn dɔn mit wan big istri pɔsin fɔ di fɔs tɛm, di man dɛn nɔ bin fred. Di pikin prɔfɛsɔ Karen bin rili shek shek smɔl, i bin rili kɔle Stalin in figa, mɔ di tayga yay dɛn we bin de chuk am.
  -Dem kot tru di armoured glass wit laser, Comrade Stalin.
  I bin sɔprayz se:
  -Wetin bɔt mi sikyɔriti?
  -Ɛn wi kin flay.
  Di lida luk di pikin dɛn, gia dɛn de tɔn na in ed. I bin tu inkridibul, sɔm brat dɛn bin de flay ɛn pas tru di sikyɔriti insay di at sɛf na di Krɛmlin.
  -Sho mi aw yu de du am? - Stalin grin insay in mɔstaz.
  Karen bin de wev in an, fɔtunate wan di siling bin ay, ɛn i bin de flay na di ays, di titi we nem Tasha bin flay rawnd di bɔbɔ fayv tɛm wit fast paz.
  -Bravo we yu de du. Mirakul dɛn we dɛn mek wit tɛknɔlɔji we nɔ lɛk pipul dɛn. Wi yon nɔ go ebul fɔ du dat. Us kɔntri yu kɔmɔt?
  -Uswan pan dɛn? - Prɔfɛsɔ Karen bin sɔprayz.
  Stalin bigin fɔ rayt:
  -From Germany, Ingland, USA, en maybe Japan.
  -Frɔm Rɔshia.
  -Yu de lay, wi sayɛnsman dɛn nɔ dɔn invent dis kayn plen yet we ebul fɔ gi wing, kɔmpia wan pɔsin to bɔd.
  Blɔnd Tasha bin laf wit di kristal sawnd we wan bɛl de mek. Stalin bin lɛk am we i nɔ bin want - wan fayn gyal pikin, in ia bin de shayn, lɛk se i de sho di san in rayt.
  -Wi na frɔm di fiuja, Kɔmrɛd Stalin.
  -Lɛk frɔm di fiuja?
  Di titi ɛksplen se:
  -Wi na yu pikin dɛm, we de yuz majik pawa, fɔ flay insay di past.
  Di lida nɔd wit ɔndastandin se:
  - Oh yes, a rid Wales in "The Time Machine" en sohm novel dem we fiba am. So na so mi pikin dɛn tan lɛk.
  Tasha bin kɔnfyus se:
  -Yɛs, Kɔmrɛd Stalin.
  Di lida bin dawt smɔl se:
  -Wetin mek pikin dɛm, bikɔs if yu ɔganayz ɛkspɛdishin to di past, den yu nid fɔ sɛn di big pipul dɛm we dɔn pruv ɛn tɛst pas ɔl.
  Tasha bin ansa am wit saful vɔys.
  -Bɔt nɔbɔdi nɔ sɛn wi. Wi bin rich fɔ wisɛf, wi bin want fɔ du dat.
  Di lida bin sɔprayz se:
  -Fɔ wetin?
  -Fɔ wɔn bɔt di mɔtal denja we de kam oba wi kɔmɔn Mama Land.
  Stalin smɔl in yay, in yay kam bi saful ɛn majik.
  - Mi pikin dɛn want fɔ sev mi. Wetin dɛn kin tɔk bɔt mi tumara bambay?
  Karen bin ansa fɔ Tasha se:
  -Ɔl di bɛst, Kɔmrɛd Stalin, dɛn ivin kanɔn yu, dɛn deklare yu as sɛnt.
  Di lida bin smayl wit satisfay se:
  -Na dat a bin de expekt. So us denja a de insay?
  Tasha bin tɔk wit vɔys we de beg se:
  -Nɔto fɔ yu nɔmɔ, bɔt fɔ di wan ol kɔntri. Na Jun 22, Nazi Jamani go atak di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn, blɔd wɔ go de ɛn di fiuja fɔ di kɔntri go hang oba wan ol we nɔ gɛt bɔtɔm.
  Stalin trowe in ed bak ɛn tek ɔda puf pan di paip.
  - Na ipokrit. Dɛn dɔn tɔk fɔ sɔm ia naw se Jamani go atak di USSR, bɔt fɔ tru, di Wɛstɛn dɔg dɛn kin gɛt di fɔs nɔmba.
  Karen bin ansa wit wamat se:
  -Bɔt dis tɛm di prɔfɛsi na tru, wi nɔ bin wev pan di wef dɛn we go de sote go, wi bin rich trade fɔ lay.
  - Na dat, bɔt wi nɔ biliv yu. Yu dɔn ivin si di wɔ yusɛf?
  Di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ bin kɔnfyus ɛn i bin de grɔmbul:
  -Nɔ, bɔt fim dɛn de.
  Stalin bin laf sɔm kayn we we dɛn mek am.
  -Yu kin sho ɛnitin we yu want na di sinima;wi nɔ tu te yet we wi shot wan fim usay di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn de fɛt wɔ wit Polan ɛn Jamani. Ɛn usay Polan de naw?
  Tasha bin blo wit wamat se:
  -Bɔt ɔlman no se di Gret Patriɔtik Wɔ bigin Jun 22.
  -Udat na dis, wich taim yu komot?
  Karen bin disayd fɔ lay fɔ di kɔmɔn gud:
  -Frɔm di ia 2997, frɔm di tɛm we dɛn bɔn Krays.
  Di lida fɔ di USSR bin smayl wit dawt se:
  -Dat min se, pas wan tawzin ia dɔn pas, insay da tɛm de bɔku jɛnɛreshɔn dɛn dɔn chenj, ɛn aw una pikin dɛn go shɔ se una gret gret granpa dɛn nɔ bin mes ɛnitin?
  Karen nɔ bin ansa tu kɔnfidɛns se:
  -A bin de na di myusiɔm, Kɔmrɛd Stalin, ɛn misɛf a si ɛgzampul dɛn bɔt wi ɛn Jamani teknɔlɔji.
  Di lida bigin fɔ vɛks:
  -Wɛl, na jɔs di ɛgzibit dɛn dat. Sɔntɛm na dɛn mek dis fɛt-fɛt. Apat frɔm dat, wetin mek a fɔ biliv se una kɔmɔt na di fyuchu ɛn nɔto fɔrina spay?
  Karen ansa wit kol at se:
  -Yu si wi ikwipmɛnt.
  Di lida bin tɔk fayn fayn wan se:
  -Dɛn kin gi ɛjɛn dɛn di bɛst ɔltɛm. Naw, if yu rili sabi evritin abaut di past, tel mi hu a go risiv fo dis ofis tumoro.
  Di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ blink stupid wan, Tasha kam fɔ ɛp am.
  -Wi fɔ no ɔl di ditil dɛm fɔ di past;dɛn nɔ bin tich wi dis na skul.
  Stalin in fes bin layt wit wan sem kayn smayl.
  -A gɛt di intenshɔn fɔ spɛn di nɛks nɛt na di dacha ɛn intavyu Malenkov, Molotov, Timoshenko, Beria, Kaganovich. Ɛn yu nɔ no dat sɛf.
  Di Ayɔn Lida tinap ɛn luk in wach. "I nɔ bad, Beria peshɛnt, i go wet smɔl." Dɔn i tinap ɛn ful-ɔp in paip wit tabak, ɛn kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk to di "alien dɛn" we gɛt yɔlɔ mɔt.
  Di lida bin tɔk wit provok se:
  -Oh, dem no tich yu. Ɛn usay, na skul? Ɔmɔs ia yu ol?
  -Bɔku tin go de soon. Ɛn wi jɔs tan lɛk pikin dɛn. Karen bin ansa am wit ɔnɛs wan.
  Di lida ansa wit wamat se:
  -Na so i bi, ɛn una, dɛn kayn brat ya, de gi advays to di edman fɔ wan big stet. Fɔs, gro ɔp.
  -As di fambul poet se, "Heroism no get ej." Yɛs, wi stil na pikin, bɔt wi dɔn yus fɔ lɛk wi Mama Land ɛn wi nɔ go alaw di Wehrmacht fɔ tramp am.
  Di lida bin de muf wit wamat se:
  - Pathos, ɛn kɔmplit wan we na pikin. Yu no sabi di ditel of di past, so, yu tok se di wo go stat Jun 22 no bi natin pas bluff. Ɔ sɔntɛm dis na provokeshɔn we Hitler arenj, i want fɔ sho mi.
  Tasha bin blink in yay bikɔs i bin de fred:
  -Nɔ, nɔ, Kɔmrɛd Stalin, wi intenshɔn dɛn klin.
  Di lida tɔk wit dray tɔyn se:
  -Yu gladi na se a lɛk pikin ɛn alaw yu fɔ kɔmɔt, ɔdasay a go ɔda fɔ arɛst yu. Bikɔs ɔf yu ej, yu nɔ go gɛt kriminal layabiliti, we min se yu go de na os fɔ pikin dɛn we nɔ gɛt mama ɛn papa.
  -Wi nɔto strenja to di barɔk. Di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ ansa am wit impudent. - Bɔt wi nɔ go kɔmɔt so izi.
  Di lida bin vɛks bad bad wan:
  -Wetin du?
  Karen bin ansa wit pathos:
  -Wi nid fɔ sev di Mama Land, tati milyɔn Rɔshian dɛn go day na dis wɔ, ɛn na wi wok fɔ mek dɛn nɔ pwɛl dɛn we nɔ nid. Di Jamani pipul dɛn go rich na Mɔsko ɛn di Vɔlga rijɔn, briŋ sɔri-at ɛn bad bad bad bad tin dɛn, ɛn yu, Kɔmrɛd Stalin, kin mek ɔl dis nɔ apin wit wan say.
  Stalin in yay bin vɛks, i bin tan lɛk se di tayga dɔn wek ɛn de luk dɛn we de bɔn fɔ luk fɔ animal we i want fɔ it.
  "A kam fɔ no wantɛm wantɛm se una na jɔs smɔl smɔl pipul dɛn we de mek pipul dɛn vɛks ɛn big pipul dɛn we nɔ gɛt prinsipul de fos fɔ dans to dɛn tiun. Dɛn go arɛst yu wantɛm wantɛm, dɔn yu go tɛl udat sɛn yu to mi.
  Stalin bin pres di bɔtin wit wan shap muvmɛnt.
  Tasha se wit wan briz.
  -Naw hol on, na wan we nɔmɔ wi gɛt fɔ kɔmɔt.
  Di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ aks se:
  -Us?
  Di titi ansa se:
  -Tek am wit yu so dat di big big lida go si evritin wit im oun ai.
  Big big bɔdi gad dɛn we gɛt bɔdi bin bɔs insay di ples. Di gyal dem jomp op en deliver wan presis kik to di chins. Dɔn wi bin du di "Double Screw" tɛknik. Dɛn bin kɔmɔt 4 ɔda lɔng gad dɛn. Di ɔda wan dɛn bin ol dɛn an fɔ gɛt wɛpɔn dɛn, bɔt di pikin dɛn we gɛt jɛnɛtiks bin de go bifo kwik kwik wan. Di agil Karen duck ɔnda di sabmashin gɔn, nak am na in trot wit in pal, dɔn i chuk di ɔda thug na di tɛmpul wit in finga. Tasha slam in ni insay in groin, dɔn i stret in leg, i nak am na di solar plexus. Afta dat, we i bin de jomp, i nak am na in fɔɛd wit in ɛlb. Di bɔbɔ ɛn di titi bin de muf wit di spid we shado dɛn bin de muf. Agen strikes at vulnerable points, di men tin we di pikin dɛn bin de wɔri bɔt na fɔ nɔ kil dɛn yon. Wan tu blaynd shot dɛn bin fala, dɔn dɛn chok ɛn di wan dɛn we shot nɔ bin no natin. So, dɛn bin pik dɛn pɔynt dɛn we dɛn bin de skan bifo tɛm na dɛn bren ɛn afta dat dɛn bin de drɛb dɛn tranga wan insay dɛn ed we dɛn de spar ɛn we dɛn de du ɛksɛsayz na di saybanɛtik.
  Bɔt na ya, dɛn kin bit rial pipul dɛn we gɛt layf fɔ di fɔs tɛm. Bɔt, na di tɛm we dɛn de fɛt, dɛn kin si ɔl dis na di lɛvɛl we ɔtomɛtik mashin de, yu nɔ kin tink bɔt am, bɔt yu kin jɔs du di program we dɛn dɔn layt frɔm we yu smɔl bay we yu dɔn tren yu fɔ lɔng tɛm. Wan dayv, wan swip, wan blok to wan pan di et ɔndrɛd vulnerable pɔynt dɛn na mɔtalman bɔdi.
  Nɔto bɔku bɔdi gad dɛn bin de we bin de kɔba Stalin dairekt wan, na twɛnti fayv pipul dɛn nɔmɔ bin de, ɛn dɛn ɔl bin de ledɔm miks togɛda, dɛn bin de blo bad bad wan ɛn dɛn bin de shek shek bikɔs dɛn bin de kɔnvɛl. Karen ɛn Tasha bin jomp kwik kwik wan ɛn rɔn go nia Stalin. I bin ebul fɔ gɛt tu rivolva, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin alaw am fɔ shot. Dɛn bin nak di wɛpɔn, ɛn dɛn ol di lida in an dɛn. Kɔmrɛd Stalin disayd se in day awa dɔn rich.
  -Wɛl, savant dɛn fɔ kapital, una dɔn win, ɛn naw a go gɛt fɔ drink di kɔp we de day. Bɔt di tin we mek soshialism nɔ day. Yu kin kil mi, bɔt di sɛkɔn Stalin go kam ɛn i go kɔmplit wetin a bigin.
  Tasha bin intarop di spika se:
  -Shut up, wi no kam ya fo kil yu. Bifo dat, wi go sev yu ɛn yu pipul dɛn. Sins yu no biliv wi, den duya luk evritin wit yu own ai.
  -Yu go sho mi fim? - Di stɛp-an lida tɔk wit dawt.
  -Yɛs! Yu go flay wit wi ɛn si di biginin fɔ di wɔ. Tasha tek Karen in an ɛn es Stalin ɔp.
  -Naw wi go Jun 22 dis yie so dat yu go si evritin fo yu sef.
  Karen put in an pan Stalin in sholda ɛn rɔb di breslɛt. Di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ se:
  -A wan go di fɔs de fɔ di biginin fɔ di Gret Patriɔtik Wɔ.
  Wan big big briz bin blo, ɛn dɛn bin de swirl insay wan big big briz we bin de blo fɔ sɔm tɛm, i bin tan lɛk se faya de bɔb rawnd. Dis tɛm, di muvmɛnt bin fast pasmak, ɛn dɛn bin si dɛnsɛf na di skwea na wan siti we dɛn nɔ no insay di de. Na bin lɛk twɛlv oklɔk aftanun. Di hot san bin de shayn ɛn linden ɔni bin de smɛl. Na bin Sɔnde, so bɔku pipul dɛn bin de de, ɛn gladi gladi bin de rul.
  Tasha bin tɔk wit gladi at se:
  -Lisin, stɛp man. Naw, wan impɔtant gɔvmɛnt anɔnsmɛnt go de.
  Stalin bin stil de lɔs fɔ sev sɔntin lɛk we dɛn tray fɔ kil am ɛn pikin dɛn kidnap am. Di lida bin fil se i shem, bɔt i nɔ bin de fred. Stalin nɔ bin yus fɔ fred atɔl, i bin difrɛn bay we i tek tɛm ɛn, di sem tɛm, i bin gɛt maynd fɔ insɛf.
  -Mɔsko de tɔk! Dɛn kin yɛri wan vɔys we pɔsin kin no.
  -Tide, na 4 oklɔk na mɔnin, we dɛn nɔ deklare wɔ ɔ mek klem, Jamani atak di USSR. Neks kam di famili vɔys fɔ Molotov, i de rid klia wan frɔm wan pepa, dis nɔto di man we ebul fɔ inspɛkt di masɛj fɔ tinap agens. Stalin nɔ rɛspɛkt am, wan tipik siks, wan saykofant we de tɔk ɔl wetin i want bifo tɛm. . Us kayn tin dɛn we nɔ gɛt wanwɔd de rawnd am?
  - Ɔfishal langwej, day ɛn wud. - Stalin knit in aybrɔw ɛn luk insay di fes dɛn. Pipul dɛn kin lisin gud gud wan, ɛn dɛn nɔ kin pe atɛnshɔn to am ɛn di pikin dɛn. I ivin de insul, hia na im bi di lida fo front of dem, bot dem tinap de bat dia ai.
  We Motov dɔn, di krawd bigin fɔ mek nɔys ɛn dɛn yɛri vɔys dɛn we de mek pipul dɛn fred.
  -Na ya di sɔri-at de kam. - Di uman dɛn swɛt, bak dɛn man ɛn bɔy pikin dɛn go go bifo.
  Di yɔŋ man dɛn bin de insay wan fɛt-fɛt.
  - Yes, in tu wiks wi go tramp dis Germans en hang di Fuhrer na Berlin.
  - Yes, rili! Di ol man nɔ bin gri wit am. - Afta ɔl, Hitler gɛt da kayn pawa de, ɔl Yurop de waka ɔnda am.
  -So dis Yurop na bɔjwɔ, ɛn wi gɛt Sɔviɛt pawa. Yɛs, yu si us kayn tank wi gɛt!
  -No mata aw yu si am. Dɛn bin prɔmis bak se dɛn go dil wit di Finland dɛn insay tri dez, bɔt dɛn fɛt fɔ tri ɛn af mɔnt, ɛn ɔmɔs pan wi dɛn kil.
  Fɔ ansa dis, dɛn kin ala wit wamat se:
  - Yes, yu na granpa, na jɔs provoketɔ.
  -Yes, na foma fist. - Wan barefut, blond bɔbɔ tɔk.
  -A si, na contrarian, i de mek panik. To di NKVD.
  "A nɔ de fred di NKVD, a de tɔk di tru, wi gɛt harsh fɛt bifo, nɔto to bɛlɛ, bɔt to day, ɛn bɔku pan di bɔbɔ dɛn nɔ go go bak na os.
  Bɔku pipul dɛn mek nɔys, ɛn dɛn ol di granpa in an ɛn kɛr am go na di polis steshɔn. Di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ bin intavyu:
  - Nɔ tɔch di ol man. I de tɔk di tru.
  -Ɛn wetin ɔda tin na da noz de we pop kɔmɔt? Sɔntɛm na granpikin?
  Di agil Karen bin jomp tu mita ay.
  -Mi na Stalinist atlet. A bin stɔdi na intɛlijɛns skul ɛn a no se bad bad pawa de rɔsh pan wi, na bay we wi jɔyn togɛda nɔmɔ wi go win di ɛnimi. Ɔ yu tink se di kɔntri dɛn na Yurop bin gri fɔ fɔdɔm ɔnda di fasist aks?
  "I rayt pan wetin i se, ɔl Yurop de wok fɔ di Third Reich." Wan yɔŋ man we tan lɛk studɛnt se. - Tink bɔt se ɔl di strayk fɔs dɛm fɔ di wɔl impɛrɛyalizm dɔn trowe agens wi.
  Pipul dɛn bin de shem, fɔ tru, di wɔ we dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ ɔndastand wit di pipul dɛn na Finland bin stil tu fresh na dɛn mɛmori, ɛn fred bin de kam insay dɛn sol.
  - Wetin mek Stalin nɔ de tɔk? - Sɔmbɔdi in vɔys bin de swɛt wit shem.
  Di krawd bin bigin fɔ tek tɛm, fɔ tru, wetin mek dɛn lida we dɛn lɛk nɔ bin de wit dɛn na dis kayn awa we tin tranga.
  - A go tɔk smɔl leta, na ivintɛm. - Stalin bin de wispa. Preti Tasha yɛri ɛn i nɔ gri wit am.
  - Insay rial istri, yu go jɔs tɔk di tɔd de insay Julay ɛn gi tɔk we dɛn go mɛmba ɛn kot bɔku bɔku ia afta dat.
  -Stalin de tok onli bout impotant tins. - Na wan rural man se am klia wan. - A tink se wi fɔ wet fɔ di pɔfɔmɛnshɔn na ivintɛm.
  Dɛn bin yɛri vɔys dɛn we de wɔri:
  - Na so i bi, i go mɔs tɔk sɔntin we valyu.
  -Ɛn wi, i tan lɛk se, go gɛt fɔ rɛdi fɔ di frɔnt tumara. Wi fɔ rɔsh, ɔdasay dɛn go tek Bɛlin we wi nɔ de.
  In jɔnal, Stalin, we bin de lisin gud gud wan, bin gladi, di pipul dɛn mud bin de fɛt, dɛn bin de rɛspɛkt am, na in na bin di rial lida fɔ di kɔntri. Dɔn, natura l saspek kin mek pɔsin fil insɛf.
  Di lida aks di man ɛn in wɛf we bin de fɛt se:
  -Wetin na yu guys nem?
  -Mi, na Karen. - Di bɔy prɔfɛsɔ tilt in ed smɔl.
  -En mi na Tasha. - Di gyal mek payɔnia salut.
  Stalin bin aks wit sɔprayz se:
  -Yu, Karen, nɔto Jɛnɛral Kɔnev in fambul?
  Di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ bin tɔk wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  -Di wan we go bi marshal fɔ di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn? Yɛs, na mi gret gret granpa we de fa, na mi gret gret granpa.
  -Brev jenɛral, ɛn as fɔ di mashɛl, if i fit fɔ gɛt am, a nɔ go du yu bad wit awɔd. Tasha na faiya tu, a si aw yu destroy mi bodigad dem - di bes sojaman dem fo NKVD. Yu tink se ɔlman tan lɛk dis na yu tumara bambay?
  Di bɔbɔ ɛn di gyal bin tif:
  -Nɔto ɔl! Wi de pan di fɛt-fɛt ilit, bɔt pan avɛj, bikɔs ɔf bayɔ-ɛnjɛnɛri, wi pikin dɛn strɔng ɛn smat pas tide.
  Stalin bin gri wit dis:
  -Na so a bin imajin am na di kɔmyunis fiuja.
  Tasha bin de smayl, ɛn i bin de shem.
  -Wɛl, wi nɔ gɛt kɔmyunizim ɛksaktɔli;istri dɔn divɛlɔp insay wan spiral, de ɛkspiriɛns ɔp ɛn dɔŋ.
  Stalin bin mek stɛp yay dɛn:
  -Yu wan se west bin de frɔm kɔmyunizim insay di fyuchu?
  Di titi nɔd in brayt ed wit rigrɛt:
  -Yes, unfortunately bin de, ɛn nɔto jɔs wan.
  -Tɛl mi bɔt am leta. - Stalin mek am klia se dis tɔpik nɔ bin fayn fɔ am. - Insai di meantime, a wan si wit mai oun ai hau di Nazi dem de kari out di invashon.
  Karen bin tɔk wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  -Us dairekshɔn yu want fɔ pik?
  Stalin bin tɔk se:
  -We i bin spɛshal hot.
  Di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ nɔd se:
  -So, Bialystok, yu de du am.
  Di lida fɔ di USSR bin gri se:
  -We wi strayk tank grup de. I go mɔs bi se i bɛtɛ de.
  Di pikin dɛn ɛn Stalin bin tay dɛn an togɛda, ɛn Tasha tɔk.
  -Sam tɛm, bɔt fifti kilomita na di ist pat na Bialystok.
  I bin flay ɛn swirl bak.
  Di Gotha ami bin brok tru di nɔt-ist pat na Bialystok, ɛn dɛn bin tray fɔ kɔt di Soviet tank grup. Di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt sɔprayz na dɛn sayd, apat frɔm dat, dɛn bin kɔnsɛntret wan pawaful fist we gɛt lɛk wan tawzin tu ɔndrɛd tank dɛn, mɔ di T-3 dɛn we bɔku pipul dɛn sabi. I izi fɔ brok di layn fɔ difens we nɔ bin dɔn kɔba, ɛn dɛn bin krɔs di bɔda ɔtpɔst dɛn we nɔ bin dɔn wit wan bang. Naw, dis bɔku bɔku tank dɛn bin de rɔsh fɔ go insay di Rɔshian riya. Di wan dɛn we de rayd motoka ɛn di sojaman dɛn we de waka na fut bin de muf biɛn am. Na insay dis faya we dɛn kɔl faya, dɛn bin kɛr di pikin dɛn go wit Stalin. Dɛn bin si dɛnsɛf na di fɔs ples we dɛn bin de atak dɛn.
  Di muf bin tek smɔl tɛm. Dɛn bin nak Stalin ɛn di man dɛn kɔmɔt na dɛn fut, bɔt dɛn grap kwik kwik wan.
  - Wel, una dɛbul dɛm - usay una de go?
  Karen bin tɔk wit gladi at se:
  - Naw, big lida, yu kin pasɔnal wach di Jamani atak.
  Dɛn bin si dɛnsɛf na wan il we bush dɛn we gɛt chukchuk bin kɔba smɔl nɔmɔ. Dɛn bin de si tank dɛn dɔŋ ya. Di Nazi dɛn bin de waka lɛk wed, dat na, pig. Di wan dɛn we bin de go bifo na di T-4 dɛn we bin ebi pas ɔl ɛn we gɛt wɛpɔn, di Frɛnch B-2 dɛn we dɛn bin kech, ɛn di big big S-2 dɛn. Dɛn tri gɔn monsta dɛn ya bin tan lɛk stɛl dainosaur dɛn. Stalin bin de luk dɛn lɛk se i dɔn spɛl, if yu de fa, dɛn bin tan lɛk tɔys ɛn dɛn nɔ bin de mek dɛn fred atɔl.
  - Yu gɛt divays we yu kin yuz fɔ mek di pikchɔ big? - di lida aks.
  Karen bin kɔnfirm wantɛm wantɛm se:
  -Yes, a dɔn du am. Yu kin yuz wan plasma komp. I go mek wan ɔlogram we go mek di pikchɔ big.
  Stalin bin de grɔmbul wit wamat se:
  -Den tray am, a wan si dis monsta dem klos.
  Kerɛn bin opin di pikchɔ, ɛn wan projɛkshɔn bin apia bifo dɛn wit tank kɔlɔn dɛn we de muv.
  -Wɛl, na ya dɛn de, stɛl dɔg. Maybe hit dem, Comrade Stalin?
  Di lida bin snap se:
  -Na ay tɛm. If yu swing, hit am.
  "Dɔn wi go bigin." Kerɛn tek di plasma kɔmpyuta na in an.
  -Naw, yu kin wach dis wan tɛm klos ɛn frɔm fa.
  Afta dɛn dɔn mek prɔpala, di pikin dɛn flay na di ays ɛn flay oba di rɔk. Di blasta bim dɛn bin de flash bad bad wan. Di san bin de shayn, di land bin dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ mek pis de, di bɔd dɛn bin de ala. Di fɔs laser bim bin hit di S-2 tank. Bikɔs na bin jɔs pikin in rayt gɔn, di tank nɔ bin vaypa wantɛm wantɛm, bɔt dɛn bin kɔt am tu. Di bɔdi dɛn we bin dɔn bɔn af-af pan di Jaman kru bin de shek shek lɛk wom dɛn we shovel dɔn kɔt. Di klos bin stret wantɛm wantɛm, di kɔt bin smɔl, lɛk se i de ɔnda rula. Kerɛn bin fil lɛk hiro, di Jamani dɛn na bin bad bad ɛnimi dɛn to Rɔshia, ɛn di kil we dɛn kil dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ briŋ natin pas gladi at to pikin dɛn we bin de fɛt. Tasha bin aim in laser pan ɔda tank, i bin de kɔt am, i bin de kɔt di bɔdi we tan lɛk stɛl wit di izi we aw nidul kin kɔt ɔyl.
  Bɔt di man dɛn jɔs dɔn krɔs wan layn we wi nɔ de si: nɔto insay gem, bɔt na rial fɛt, dɛn dɔn pwɛl nɔto virtual monsta dɛn, ɛn nɔto ivin alien dɛn, bɔt pipul dɛn we de alayv. Dɛn nɔ gi am to ɔlman fɔ kil ɔda pɔsin, ivin pɔsin we de du bad. Bɔt klos to ɔlman, di sem tɛm, kin fil wan patikyula shek shek, wan filin we nɔ fayn fɔ mek dɛn vɛks. Sɔm kin bigin fɔ vɔmit, ɛn wan nɔs we nɔ de taya kin go ɔp na dɛn trot. Ɔda wan dɛn, afta dis, dɛn kɔnshɛns kin mek dɛn sɔfa fɔ lɔng tɛm, dɛn nɔ kin slip na nɛt, ɔ dɛn kin drim bad bad drim dɛn. As a ruul, we pɔsin dɔn kil wan tɛm, i kin krɔs wan layn we pɔsin nɔ de si we nɔ go kam bak. Bɔt di we aw pipul dɛn kin tink bɔt pɔsin we dɛn kil na jɔs wan wan tin, fɔ sɔm pipul dɛn i kin kɔntinyu fɔ de lɛk wan smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl. Sɔntɛm bikɔs dɛn bin smɔl, ɔ bikɔs ɔf ɔda rizin dɛn, Kerɛn ɛn Tasha bin kil di ɛnimi dɛn na di Mama Land we dɛn nɔ bin gɛt prɔblɛm wit dɛn maynd, bifo dat, dɛn bin de biev lɛk pipul dɛn we de fɛn gambling, dɛn bin gladi.
  -Lɛ wi bigin fɔ dɔnawe wit di rat dɛn. Dɛn fɔ drɛb dɛn parasayt ya kɔmɔt na wi land. Yu de na di rayt, mi de na di lɛft, nɔ trespass pan ɔda pɔsin in teritɔri.
  - Dɔn tek tɛm, pul di tank dɛn fayn fayn wan, layt bay layt.
  Di pikin dɛn laf ɛn bigin fɔ "klin." Bɔku tank dɛn bin bɔn ɛn bɔm, ɛn dɛn amunishɔn bin bɔn. Fɔs, dɛn bin de sheb di ebi ebi Frɛnch tank dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn kech, dɛn nɔ bin bɔku, na et nɔmɔ dɛn bin de. Dɛn bin kil dɛn kwik kwik wan, pan ɔl we di wan dɛn we de trowe bim na di pikin dɛn an bin de wam smɔl. Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin de fɛt bak tranga wan, dɛn nɔ bin de shem ɛn dɛn bin ɔndastand wantɛm wantɛm usay di denja de kɔmɔt, dɛn bin de shel di il.
  Karen bin wɔn di titi se:
  -Tasha, tek tɛm, Kɔmrɛd Stalin kin day.
  Di titi ansa se:
  -Nɔ wɔri bɔy, Stalin smat pas wi fa fawe, dɛn bin ayd am sef wan na di dugout.
  Fɔ tru, wan dugout bin de we dɛn bin dɔn lɛf biɛn na di il. Na bin kɔnkrit fɔtifikeshɔn we pɔsin kin abop pan, we bin de go dip dip wan ɔnda grɔn. Bɔt di yɔŋ hiro dɛnsɛf bin de pan big risk.
  Dɛn nɔ bin gɛt fɔs fil, so dɛn bin de pan denja fɔ gɛt dairekt hit frɔm shel ɔ bulɛt. Di Jaman dem faya wit ol dem pawa, bot di gyal dem bin laki so fa.
  -Kam on, warrior of lait, kot dem fasta.
  Di titi ala se:
  -A go gladi, Karen, bɔt nɔto inof pawa de.
  Fɔ mek ɔltin pas ɔl na dat, avieshɔn bin apia. Bɔku bɔku plen dɛn, mɔ di wan dɛn we de fɛt, bin rɔsh fɔ go bifo. Dɛn bin de faya bak, pan ɔl we dɛn bin blaynd. Di gyal dɛn we wɛr kamoflaj bin prɛktikal invisible, na di san nɔmɔ bin de gi ɔf glare. Bɔt, i nɔ go ebul fɔ laki sote go. Wan bulɛt we kɔmɔt na wan ebi ebi mashin gɔn bin nak Kerɛn in sholda, ɛn i bin chuk di klos we bin de te fɔ in layt fɛt-fɛt sus. Wetin na fɔtin milimita ebi mashin gɔn? Dis na lɛk fɔ day ɔ wund wantɛm wantɛm. If nɔto fɔ di soften we di ebi ebi klos gɛt, i fɔ dɔn jɔs kil am.
  Kerɛn bin de kray, bɔt afta dat, we i ol di pen, i bigin fɔ spin insay sɛklɔ. Tasha insɛf nɔ bin laki, di bulɛt bin nak am na in leg, ɛn i brok di bon. Ɛn dis kin rili mek pɔsin fil pen. If yu nɔ bin tich am na kindagarten, ɔ fɔ se na lɛbɔtri, fɔ bia wit pen, i fɔ dɔn bɔs kray. Bɔt pan ɔl dat, in tit dɛn bigin fɔ grind, ɛn di shot nɔ bin ivin, dɛn drɔ lɛsa bim dɛn na grɔn. Di density fɔ di faya bin de go ɔp, di fɛtman dɛn bin de kam nia, ɛn fɔ tap ɔl di trɔbul, bikɔs ɔf di damej, di protɛkshɔn bigin fɔ fel, ɛn di man dɛn bigin fɔ apia, dɛn de flash as dɔti, barely noticeable spots. I gud se di blasta bim dɛn bin prɛktikal invisible insay di de, ɔdasay dɛn fɔ dɔn detekt dɛn bɔku bifo tɛm.
  Di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ bin de stɛp ɛn dɛn kɛr am go na di ays, bɔt i kɔntinyu fɔ shot kɔrɛkt wan. I tɔn in faya to di fɛtman dɛn, pan ɔl we fɔ nak pɔsin we de flay, i at pas fɔ nak wan we de kray krɔs di fil. Bɔt afta dat, wan ɔda insidious big-kaliba gift brok in an, dɛn kayn bulɛt dɛn de kin go insay twɛnti milimita klos, we fɔ dɛn na pikin in bɔdi, mɔ bikɔs in an dɛn nɔ bin gɛt natin. Di limb bin brok ɛn i bin hang pan di skin, ɔlmost wan tɛm dɛn bin bit Tasha na in chɛst, sɔm bon dɛn bin brok, bɔt bikɔs ɔf di kɔmbat sus, in at bin kɔntinyu fɔ de.
  Di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ ala se:
  - Tashenka, i tan lɛk se yu wund bak?
  Di titi bin gri se:
  -En yu tu, Karen.
  Di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ bin wispa se:
  -Yu ɔndastand se dis nɔto gem, dɛn kin kil wi fɔ rial, ɛn afta dat yu no wetin go apin?
  Di titi aks se:
  - Wetin?!
  Karen kɔntinyu fɔ wɔri na in vɔys se:
  -Stalin nɔ go ebul fɔ kam bak, ɛn di wɔ go bigin if i nɔ de, ɛn, bikɔs dɛn dɔn lɔs dis kayn lida we gɛt sɛns, dɛn go win di USSR.
  Tasha bin gri se:
  -Den wi nid fo get out. Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ mek ɔl di ol dɛn we de na istri.
  Di pikin dɛn tɔn to di bɔnks ɛn duck tru di opin domɔt. Da tɛm de, Keren in leg bin krɔs, ɛn wan shel pat bin kɔt in fes, Tasha insɛf bin wund, dɛn bin nak am na in bɛlɛ ɛn wan shel pat bin kɔt wan finga. Di pikin dɛn, pan ɔl we di ples bin dak, dɛn fɛn Stalin wantɛm wantɛm, we di smel bin de gayd am. Dɛn bin de ala frɔm ɔp, di kɔnkrit siling bin krak bikɔs ɔf di tin dɛn we bin de bɔn, ɛn di grɔn bin de fɔdɔm. Di lida fɔ wan big kɔntri bin sidɔm kwayɛt wan na wan chia ɛn smok paip, lɛk se i nɔ notis di kakofoni we de rul ɔp.
  - Na ɔnfɔni, wi lida, wi lɔs. Tasha bin tɔk wit sɔri-at. - Wi nid fɔ kɔmɔt de go na say we sef.
  Di lida bin gri wit dis:
  -Okay, mi yong padi dem, bot a go laik fo si mo of di war.
  Karen bin kray se:
  -Wɛl, i go las fɔ 4 ia, fɔs lɛ wi muf go Julay 22.
  Di pikin dɛn bin fold dɛn an. I flay bak ɛn dɛn muf.
  We yu de na do, i bin tan lɛk se natin nɔ chenj, di sem bɔnks, bɔt di nɔys ɛn ala ala bin dɔn day, apat frɔm dat, di sojaman dɛn but bin tramp di flo bad bad wan.
  Tasha bin grin se:
  -I luk laik se dem bin de luk fo wi.
  Karen bin gri se:
  - Na tru se, wi giv dɛm layt.
  Stalin bin aks se:
  -Aw many Germans yu kil?
  Karen bin ansa wit prawd se:
  -Na lɛk ɔva tu ɔndrɛd tank ɛn lɛk wan ɔndrɛd plen.
  Stalin bin tɔk wit gladi at se:
  - Wel du, fo dis a go giv yu hiro sta. Jɔs aw dɛn fasist vayl ya bin wund yu.
  Tasha, pan ɔl we i bin de fil pen, i bin smayl:
  "I nɔ bad, Kɔmrɛd Stalin, insay sɔm awa di wund dɛn go wɛl, ɛn di bon dɛn go gro togɛda, nɔ go ivin gɛt ɛni skata."
  Di lida bin sɔprayz se:
  -Lɛk di mirekul dɛn we mɛdikal sayɛns de du.
  Di tɛrminatɔ gyal kɔnfyus:
  -Yɛs! Di bɛst bayɔɛnjɛnɛri divɛlɔpmɛnt dɛn. Dɛn mek wi bɔdi di kayn we we go mek pɔsin wɛl tɛn tɛm pas mɔtalman ɛn i nɔ go ɛva wɛl.
  Di lida bin bigin fɔ want fɔ no mɔ:
  -Aw dis kin apin?
  Tasha bin gri fɔ sheb di infɔmeshɔn:
  -spεshal jεnεtik chenj dεm we dεn tek frכm di DNA fכ sεvεra mutated animal dεm, inklud di wan dεm we kכmכt na alien, dεn introdכks insay wi sεl dεm. Luk wi, yu si, di wund dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi wɛl.
  Stalin bin ala wit gladi at se:
  -Wɔndaful! I tan lɛk mirekul. If nɔmɔ dɛn bin ebul fɔ put dis na wi ami, nid nɔ go de fɔ ɔspitul ɔ klinik, di wan dɛn we wund go kam bak na dɛn wok klos wan wantɛm wantɛm.
  Di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ bin ɛksplen se:
  -Dat go fayn, bכt fכ du dis, yu fכs fכ win dεn planεt dεm we dεn sεnd di yכnik sεt fכ jεnom frכm. Bɔt a tink se mɔtalman nɔ dɔn te fɔ kɔmɔt bifo i rich ɔda wɔl dɛn.
  Di lida bin bigin fɔ want fɔ no mɔ:
  -A tink so tu. Wetin a go du if a transfyuz yu blɔd?
  Karen bin ansa wit ɔl in at se:
  -A nɔ no, Kɔmrɛd Stalin, bɔt i tan lɛk se i bɛtɛ to mi fɔ lɛ a nɔ du dis.
  Di lida tek wan ɔda drag.
  -Sɔntɛm a go nid fɔ flay wit una go tumara bambay, una kin gi mi lift, mi dia dɛm?
  - Na tru, Kɔmrɛd Stalin, i so intrestin ya. - Karen bin se.
  Smart Tasha bin notis.
  - Na tru se wi kin tek sampul wɛpɔn dɛn frɔm di fyuchu, bɔt dɛn prodakshɔn nid fɔ gɛt di rayt matirial ɛn tɛknikal bays. Apat frɔm dat, bɔku ɛlimɛnt ɛn spɛshal minral dɛn nɔ de na di wɔl, ɛn dɛn go gɛt fɔ mayn dɛn na ɔda wɔl dɛn.
  Stalin bin nɔd fɔ sho se i gri se:
  - Ɔl di sem, mi smat gyal pikin dɛm, i nɔ go bi superfluous fɔ no di opin bifo tɛm. Na mɔtalman, aw di RPU go sho insɛf?
  Tasha bin ansa se:
  -Di wan we dɛn go kɔl Katyusha, rili decently, di Nazi dɛn go fred am. If yu bin bigin fɔ fri dɛn smɔl bifo tɛm, di we aw di wɔ bin fɔ dɔn difrɛn.
  Stalin kray, i nɔ bin fayn fɔ am fɔ mɛmba se i nɔ bin gladi fɔ di rɔket lansa wantɛm wantɛm. Bɔt nɔto in fɔlt, di wan dɛn we mek am, ɛn sɔntɛm di wan dɛn we bin de pwɛl di tin dɛn, nɔ bin wok, di mashin we bin faya di bulɛt bin bɔn. Afta dat, dɛn bin stɔp di tɛst dɛn, ɛn sɔm, fɔtunate wan nɔto ɔl, dɛn shot dɛn.
  -A tink se di fɔs dɛn we de naw go inof fɔ krɔs di Wehrmacht. A bin pe bɔku atɛnshɔn fɔ mek di difɛns strɔng ɛn i bin gɛt ɛfɛkt, a gɛt ɔlmost twɛnti-fo tawzin tank dɛn na mi an, ɛn lɛk di sem nɔmba fɔ plen dɛn, bɔt wetin Hitlɛr gɛt?
  Kerɛn, lɛk prɔfɛsɔ, bin ansa wantɛm wantɛm se:
  - Hitler gɛt lɛk siks tawzin tank dɛn, we na lɛk di sem nɔmba fɔ plen dɛn.
  Stalin ansa wit alarm se:
  -Dɛn trowe dis agens wi?
  Di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ bin tɔk se: "Nɔ, wi min di ɔl nɔmba."
  -Na so i bi. I kam fɔ no se di intɛlijɛns bin ɔva ɛstimat di nɔmba fɔ di ɛnimi bay at le tu tɛm. Mi go shot Sudoplatov. Dis got bin mistek kɔl lay lay infɔmeshɔn fɔ bi infɔmeshɔn we pɔsin kin abop pan.
  Lɔjik Tasha ansa wit lɔv.
  -I, a tink se, nɔto bin Kɔmrɛd Stalin bay wilful, bikɔs Ingland ɛn Frans bin win di Wehrmacht insay di shɔt tɛm we pɔsibul, so i bin at fɔ biliv se di Jamani dɛn bin ebul fɔ du dis we dɛn nɔ gɛt wan ɔvawɛl supiriɔriti pan manpawa ɛn tul.
  Stalin nɔd, insɛf bin tink se di Jamani dɛn gɛt bɔku bɔku tin dɛn fɔ du, if nɔto dat, no we nɔ bin de fɔ ɛksplen di big big win dɛn we dɛn bin win.
  -Okay, mek Sudoplatov liv, bot a go stil chenj dis mediocrity. Insai dis taim, ansa mi dis kweshon. Insay di fyuchu, yu tink se dɛn go mek wan supa bɔm?
  Karen bin kɔnfirm wantɛm wantɛm se:
  -Yes, na tru, ɛn nɔto jɔs wan, bɔt sɔm kayn.
  Di lida bin aks se:
  -Ɛn us divɛlɔpmɛnt dɛn kin wok fayn pas ɔl?
  -Wi no bɔt dis ɔl na jenɛral tɛm, bɔt insay di ia dɛn we de kam di Amɛrika pipul dɛn kin mek bɔm bays pan di prinsipul fɔ chen riakshɔn we dɛn de yuz ɛnrich yuraniɔm. - .
  Di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ bigin.
  -Ɔ plutoniɔm. - Add di erudite Tasha.
  Stalin bin tɔk se:
  -Oh, dis na element we wi sayɛnsman dɛn nɔ fɛn?
  Di titi bin kɔnfyus se:
  -In fri stet, i kכlכsכl nכ de fכnshכn na di wכl, bכt dεn kin sכntez am.
  -Aw?
  Tasha bin swɛt bad bad wan ɛn ansa se:
  -Wi nɔ no fɔ tru, dɛn nɔ bin tich wi dis, bɔt wi nid fɔ aksɛleret am na sɛntrifuj.
  -Okay, wetin a go tek frɔm yu? Lɛ wi flay go tumara bambay, ɛn yu go deliv mi ditayl dɔkyumentri.
  Di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ bin kɔnfɔm wantɛm wantɛm se:
  -I izi lɛk fɔ shel pia, Kɔmrɛd Stalin.
  Di lida tɛl insɛf se:
  -A de wanda if yu exploits rich Hitler?
  Fɔ tru, di fɔs de fɔ di wɔ nɔ bin rili fayn fɔ di Jamani dɛn. Di Fuhrer bin kɔl Jɛnɛral Gotha, ɛn trɛtin fɔ shot am. I bin jɔstify insɛf, ɛn i bin tɔk bɔt di tru tin we se di Rɔshian dɛn bin de yuz wɛpɔn dɛn we dɛn nɔ no. Na tru se tumara bambay, di Jamani dɛn bin stil ebul fɔ rawnd ɛn kɔt di Bialystok grup, so dɛn bin fɔgɛt dis trɔbul kwik kwik wan. Bɔt pan ɔl dat, wan kɔmishɔn bin go na di ist frɔnt fɔ stɔdi di bad tin dɛn we kin apin we dɛn yuz wɔndaful pawa ɛn fɔ sho di sikrit dɛn bɔt Rɔshian tɛknɔlɔji. Di fɔs invɛstishɔn nɔ bin gi ɛni rizɔlt, no trays nɔ bin lɛf, no tin nɔ bin de we sho se ɛnitin de ya pas wan bɔnks we dɛn dɔn lɛf biɛn. Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin de wɔri fɔ wet fɔ nyus bɔt aw dɛn de yuz supamakit wɛpɔn dɛn bɔku tɛm, bɔt te naw na di frɔnt dɛn bin gɛt fɔ tink bɔt di tradishɔnal kayn wɛpɔn dɛn nɔmɔ. Dɛn bin tek Smɔlensk we bin gɛt strɔng wɔl, klos to wantɛm wantɛm, bɔt di Soviet kɔmand bin trowe dɛn las rizɔv dɛn fɔ fɛt. Di tin we intrestin pas ɔl na dat tu Stalin dɛn bin de na dis wɔl. Wan, na rial wan, na di kɔmanda fɔ di sojaman dɛn, ɛn di ɔda wan, we bin de go trip wit pikin dɛn. Bɔt pan ɔl dat, as lɔng as wan Stalin de liv, di ɔda wan go liv.
  - Wel den. - Di lida gi di kɔmpyuta breslɛt to Karen. - Maybe wi kin go waka?
  Di bɔbɔ aks se:
  -As yu want, Kɔmrɛd Stalin. Waka ɔ flay?
  Stalin nɔ bin gɛt peshɛnt ansa se:
  - Na tru se, i bɛtɛ fɔ flay, i fast ɛn i izi fɔ flay.
  -Den sidon pan mi bak. - Na Karen bin gi advays.
  -Nɔ, i bɛtɛ fɔ mi! - Tasha intarop, i de smayl.
  Di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ nɔ bin gri se:
  -No way, a bi man, en a get fo kari di lida.
  -On di kontri, mi na gyal, and jentlmen must giv to mi. - Tasha bin insist.
  -Den mek wi cast lots. "Di prɔfɛsɔ bin shɔ se fɔchɔ go fayn fɔ am.
  Di titi nɔd se:
  -A gri se wi de pik twig ɔ kɔyn?
  -Gi mi wan kɔyn, na dat kawbɔy dɛn de du.
  Tasha bin de gigl:
  -Den trowe am, or rather, spin am pan di tebul, en a go klap mi han.
  Karen nɔ bin gri wit dis:
  -No, yu riakshɔn tu gud, yu kin fake am fɔ yusɛf.
  Di titi bin gri se:
  -Okay, mek i spin te i fɔdɔm pan in yon.
  Stalin jɔs grin insay in mɔstaz, de wet fɔ si aw dis go dɔn. Di pikin dɛn go dɔŋ ɛn kam nia di tebul. Kwik Karen kwik kwik wan fɔ se fɔs - igl!
  Tasha trowe in golden ia bak, in vɔys bin kol. I ansa se: "Tɛl dɛn."
  Di bɔbɔ put di kɔyn na in ed ɛn snɛp in finga dɛn. I bin de spin ɛn spin rawnd di tebul kwik kwik wan lɛk wan tɔp. Dɛn bin de wɔri ɛn shek shek, lɛk rial pipul dɛn we de ple gɔl we kin lɔs bɔku mɔni, dɛn bin de wach di mɛtal we de rɔn. Pan ɔl we i bin tan lɛk se i rili impɔtant udat go kɛr Stalin. Ɛn fɔ ple di rol fɔ ɔs nɔ kin rili fayn, bɔt prayz bin kam insay ya. Fɔ dɔn, di muvmɛnt slo ɛn di kɔyn fɔdɔm.
  Praud Tasha bin se wit win - Tails! Naw di lida go flay wit mi.
  -OK! Tek tɛm mek yu nɔ strɛs pasmak, Tasha.
  Di pikin dɛn kam bak, di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ bin luk rili dak.
  -She win and nau shi get di ona fo tek yu fo im nek and giv yu rayd fo flait.
  Stalin bin de dawt se:
  -Ɛn a nɔ go krɔs am, bul lɛk mi?
  Di titi shek in ed:
  -No, a rili strɔng. Memba aw wi kil yu gad dɛm, fɔ mi sɔm et kilogram na natin.
  -Okay gyal, a go sidɔm ɛn tek tɛm.
  Stalin nɔ bin fil fayn smɔl. Tasha, we dɔn ajɔst in sus, i stret in sholda dɛn, we bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi tu wayd fɔ gyal pikin.
  I bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ Stalin nɔ ɛva flay pan plen, pas wan rikonaysmɛnt reyd we i bin du insay plen. Dɔn i sho se i gɛt bɔku maynd ɛn i bin bɔm wan tren we gɛt wɛpɔn, ɛn dis bin afɛkt di we aw di wan ol kɔmni bin de go. Naw i bin de ɛnjɔy di fresh we aw yu de flay, we di briz de blo na yu fes, ɛn fɔrɛst ɛn fil dɛn de rɔsh pas dɔŋ. Bɔt di fɔs ples we dɛn kin stɔp na wan vilej we dɛn dɔn bɔn, bɔku bɔku galɔ dɛn de we gɛt pipul dɛn we dɛn ɛng.
  - Luk laik se di SS don wok. - Wan Karen we vɛks bin notis. - Yu si, di Nazi dem de trai.
  -So much di beta, wit dia akshon dem de incite hat fo pipul hat. Stalin bin de strok in mɔstaz. "I nɔ go te igen dis rijyɔn go bɔn."
  - Mek Jamani bɔn bɛtɛ! - Di bɔbɔ rayz in fist. - Rayz barɛl dɛn we gɛt petrol lɛk faya, wi na payɔnia dɛn we de blo motoka!
  Stalin bin gladi fɔ mek pipul dɛn laf ɛn i bin de laf lawd wan.
  -Yes, if ol wi payɔnia dɛn bin tan lɛk dat, den Hitler go bi kaput!
  -I tan lɛk se kamp de bifo, tawa ɛn barbed waya de si. - Na so Tasha we gɛt shap yay se.
  Karen bin de grɔmbul se:
  - Dɔn wi de atak.
  Di tin dɛn we bin de kam biɛn ya bin apin na di kamp grɔn. Wan big kɔnvoy we gɛt pipul dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn kɛr go as prizina, we pas wan tawzin pipul dɛn, bin jɔs kam. Di fɛt bin tranga tranga wan, ɛn bɔku pan di sojaman dɛn bin taya bad bad wan, dɛn bin rɔtin bad bad wan, bɔku pan dɛn bin wund ɛn dɛn bin de stɛdi. Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin nid fɔ pul dɛn vɛks pan pɔsin, ɛn dɛn bin atak di slev dɛn we nɔ bin ebul fɔ fɛt fɔ di wɔ wit ɔl dɛn et.
  -Schnell we de tɔk bɔt am! Schnell na wan! Di lɔng lɔng SS man dɛn bin de ala se: "Rɔshian dɛn de fɔm!" Ɛn ɔlman bin so slipul ɛn impɔtant, dɛn bin de luk lɛk se dɛn de mek dɛn fred pan di bakdrop fɔ di sojaman dɛn we dɛn kɔt dɛn bɔdi.
  Dɛn bin de gi di prizina dɛn shovel, bɔku pan dɛn we dɛn bin kech bin blunt ɔ brok. SS Kɔnɔl Gɔnta Bɔk kam nia dɛn, in vɔys de swɛt lɛk uman in vɔys.
  -Russian Ivans, naw yu get fo dig hol op to yu nek. Dɛn go shot di wan dɛn we nɔ dɔn am insay wan awa. Wan mashin gɔn bɔs hit di krawd, sɔm pipul dɛn fɔdɔm, dɛn kɔnvul.
  Wan tawzin bigin fɔ dig, di sojaman dɛn dig sloslo, bɔt i bin klia se dɛn de tray, nɔbɔdi nɔ want fɔ day. Bɔku pan dɛn rili yɔŋ, dɛn jɔs dɔn kam fɔ fɛt dɛn, dɛn dɔn kɔt dɛn kɔmɔt na dɛn hut dɛn. Dɛn kin push dɛn wit rayf bɔt ɛn chuk dɛn wit bayɔnet. Di kɔlɔnɛl laf, i de luk wit gladi at di bɔdi ɛn fes dɛn we dɔn rɔtin.
  - Dɛn dɔn tramp Rɔshia ɔnda di but fɔ Jamani. Una pathetic wom dɛn na wi slev dɛn we go de sote go. Di wangren chans we yu gɛt fɔ liv na fɔ wok fayn fɔ Greta Jamani.
  Wan pan di sojaman dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ tinap, i trowe shovel pan di SS man ɛn ala.
  -Lɔng layf Stalin!
  Dɛn chuk wan bayɔnɛt na in bɛlɛ, ɛn di Nazi dɛn bigin fɔ bit am. Dɔn dɛn kin drɛg di bɔdi we gɛt blɔd go na di tank. Dɛn kin kɔt di prizina in an ɛn skru di tɛndon to di trak. Dɔn dɛn kin stat di tank, we na layt T-2, ɛn dɛn kin splash wata na di sojaman in fes so dat i go wek kwik kwik wan. Di prizina de kray, di tank drɛg am along di grɔn, ɛn di tɛndon strɛch. Na de, dɛn kin rili pul ɔl di vein dɛn kɔmɔt na di Sɔviɛt sojaman we nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ bɛtɛ bɛtɛ tin fɔ du. I de day sloslo ɛn i de fil pen. Ɛn di fasist dɛn kin jomp rawnd di bɔdi we de shek shek, dɛn kin kik ɛn laf.
  -Rɔshian Schwein na! Wi go fry yu en it yu.
  Day kin slo pasmak ɛn i kin mek pɔsin fil pen, di tɛndon dɛn kin kɔmɔt sloslo. We di prizina nɔ tɔk natin, dɛn bin huk am ɛn hang am na wan fɛns post we bin de rawnd di kɔnsɛntreshɔn kamp.
  -Luk, Rɔshian pig ɛn fred. Di sem tin de wet fɔ yu.
  Dɔn di Nazi dɛn bigin fɔ ple harmonika, dɛn bin de ple sɔntin we fani, we fiba di Jaman we dɛn bin de ple di Marseillaise. Afta di kil, di wok bin go fast, wan awa afta dat di pit dɛn bin rɛdi.
  -Wɛl, Rɔshian Ivans, yu dɔn dɔn di wok, naw jomp insay dɛn.
  Di sojaman dɛn bin de shem, dɔn faya bin bɔn dɛn. Natin nɔ bin de fɔ du, a bin gɛt fɔ jomp.
  -Bɔnɛt! Bɔnɛt! Ɛn naw. - Di Kɔnɔl gi instrɔkshɔn to di ɔda prizina dɛn we bin de obe ɛn tinap na sayd. - Bɛri dɛn!
  Di slev dɛn bigin fɔ shek shek.
  -Wi nɔ go du am! - Sɔmbɔdi bin de ala. Di Jamani dɛn bin de faya mashin gɔn dɛn. Di prizina dɛn fɔdɔm na grɔn. I pas wan ɔndrɛd pipul dɛn we bin lɛf de.
  -Wetin rat, yu go wok. Bɛri am. Kam, ɛp dɛn.
  Di SS man dɛn fri di shɛpad dɔg dɛn, dɛn atak di prizina dɛn ɛn bigin fɔ te ɛn mek dɛn sɔfa.
  -Schnell we de tɔk bɔt am! Schnell na wan! Okay, get di dogs away.
  We di prizina dɛn ɛng dɛn ed, dɛn pik shovel dɛn ɛn bigin fɔ ful-ɔp di ol dɛn. Kray wata bin de rɔl na dɛn fes, ɛn di Jaman Shɛpad dɛn fes bin kɔba wit blɔd.
  Naw di pit dɛn dɔn lɛvul ɛn na ed dɛn nɔmɔ we de kɔmɔt na do lɛf.
  - Halo gud! Di Russian pig dem don du dem wok, naw wi geht fun.
  Di kɔlɔnɛl kam nia di sojaman we dɛn bɛr te to in trot ɛn kik am na in fes.
  -Yu na kɔmyunis?
  I bin ɔnɛs wan bark se:
  -Nɔ we nɔ de!
  -Schwein we de na di wɔl! Wi go kil yu leta.
  Dɔn i go nia Meja Klimenko dis tɛm.
  -Na ɔfisa! - I bin ala. - Yu don finish, dog.
  Wan shap blow na di fes bin fala. Blɔd bin de kɔmɔt na in nos we bin brok.
  -Yu, insignificant pigmy, go no di ful pawa fɔ di et we di Third Reich et. - Di fasist spat frɔm ɔp, dɔn i hit am bak wit in ebi ebi but.
  -Yu de silent, Rɔshian Ivan. Kam, beg fɔ mek dɛn sɔri fɔ yu.
  -Nɔ!
  -Wetin de rɔng?! - Di Jaman bin bark.
  Di man ansa wit maynd se:
  -A nɔ go shem misɛf bifo di jakal dɛn. Ɛn if a gɛt fɔ day, a go day wit prawd.
  Di sadist bin de ala se:
  -Nɔ, wi nɔ go mek yu day wit prawd. Naw mi ɛn mi ɔfisa dɛn go fri wisɛf pan una.
  - Yu nɔ ebul fɔ du ɛnitin pas fɔ shit yu pant.
  Di Jaman pul wan pistɔl, bɔt i nɔ shot, i nɔ go mek dis Rɔshian day so izi.
  -Wɛl, lɛ wi. Na di kiyu. Di kɔlɔnɛl bin pis insɛf fɔs, dɔn ɔda ɔfisa dɛn kam nia am. Klimenko bin de kwayɛt ɛn jɔs spat.
  -Wɛl, Russian scarecrow, yu nɔ tink se i go du fɔ yu?
  -Ɔl di sem, wi land go fri, ɛn Kɔmrɛd Stalin go avɛnj wi.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin laf ɛn bigin fɔ trowe sigrɛt bɔt na di Soviet ɔfisa in fes:
  -Stalin don bi bodi oredi, wi troops de roun Moscow and dem no go let am komot fo dia steel klat. Ɛn fɔ yu, Rɔshian, di tin dɛn we de kam biɛn yu de wet fɔ yu.
  Di kɔlɔnɛl mek sayn, ɛn wan SS man jomp kam nia am wit wan kanasta na in an.
  -Fry dis ɛmti ed.
  -Zer gud! Di Jamani man bin tɔn di petrol we bin de swɛt we dɛn dɔn distil frɔm di kol ɛn pul wan layt.
  - Shot am!
  Di fasist bin slap layt ɛn faya bin bɔn. Di faya bin kɔba di mɛja in ed wantɛm wantɛm, i ala wit pen we nɔto mɔtalman, ɛn di briz we bin de bɔn ful-ɔp in lɔng dɛn.
  - Na so, di ded wom don fri, naw wi go tek kia of di res. Put brɔsh wud pan am. Wɛl, wetin yu valyu?
  -Wi nɔ go du am! - wan fayn vɔys bin ring aut. "Yu kin kil wi ɔl, bɔt wi nɔ go alaw yu fɔ bɔn wi brɔda dɛn."
  Di fasist gi signal, tu mashin gɔn dɛn faya. Dɛn bin kɔt bɔku bɔku prizina dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn kɛr go na wɔ.
  -Wɛl, yu go du am naw?
  Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn bin ala se:
  -Nɔ! Wi nɔ go du dat! I bɛtɛ day pas fɔ bi slev.
  -Wɛl, den day ɔl wan tɛm. - Di Kɔnɔl es in an, 4 tawa ɛn et asɔlt mashin gɔn dɛn tɔn to di kamp.
  -Naw yu na di ɛnd fɔ di pigmi dɛn. Wow... A bin want fɔ kɔmand di animal insay yunifom, bɔt a nɔ bin gɛt tɛm. Tu laser bim dɛn we nɔ kin izi fɔ si, bin kɔt di mashin gɔn tawa dɛn, ɛn pwɛl di mashin gɔn dɛn we bin tinap pan dɛn.
  -A-ah! Di fat hog ala - Di Russian dem de atak.
  Faya we wi nɔ de si bin swip tru di SS rank dɛn. Di wan dɛn we dɛn kil bin tɔn to pipul dɛn we dɛn bin de kil wantɛm wantɛm, dɛn bigin fɔ ala ɛn rɔnawe. Sɔm pan di fasist dɛn bin ledɔm ɛn faya bak wit chaotically.
  Bɔt dis nɔ bin sev am frɔm laser bim. Dɛn bin tan lɛk pikin dɛn, Kerɛn ɛn Tasha, we dɛn faya fɔ kil. Dɛn bin let smɔl bikɔs di titi go dɔŋ ɛn ayd Kɔmrɛd Stalin biɛn wan tik. Bɔt, i bin ebul fɔ si di kamp. Dɔn di man dɛn atak di Nazi krichɔ dɛn. Di prɛshɔn we dɛn bin de mek dɛn vɛks bad bad wan bin mek Hitlɛr in grup fred. Di tru we se dɛn bin de yuz wɛpɔn dɛn we dɛn nɔ bin no bifo tɛm agens di SS man dɛn bin mek wan krayzi shek shek. Karen ɛn Tasha bin jɔs dɔn di Nazi dɛn, dɛn bin ayd biɛn di tik dɛn ed, dɛn kamoflaj, bikɔs ɔf di hit dɛn, bin dɔn bi tin we dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ yuz atɔl.
  -Na dat, garbage, get am. - Kul Karen slam wan chaj insay di prostrate figa dɛn.
  Gorgeous Tasha bin kip op wit am, i bin de mek di faya bɔku. Di Jaman shɛpad dɛn we bin de fɔdɔm ɔnda di bim bin fɔdɔm. Di prizina dɛn na wɔ, we bin de ol shovel, bin atak di fasist dɛn, dɔn dɛn ɛn krɔs dɛn ed. Ɔda wan dɛn, we bin tek mashin gɔn dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn kech, bin faya di Jamani dɛn. Di kɔlɔnɛl bin rili bit am, dɛn bin tramp am wit wamat, bit am wit shovel, ɛn tɔn di man we gɛt fat bɛlɛ to pulp we gɛt blɔd. I nɔ tu te, ɔltin dɔn, di sojaman dɛn we bin dɔn sɔfa na slev bin jɔs dɔn di Jamani dɛn. We di fɛt stɔp, dɛn rɔsh fɔ dig dɛn kɔmpin dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn bɛr.
  -Na so, fɔs yu nid fɔ ɛp yu yon pipul dɛn. Na so di agil Karen bin tɔk.
  Di prizina dɛn taya nɔ bin de igen, dɛn bin de wok wit trɛnk bad bad wan, ɛn i nɔ tu te, di prizina dɛn we dɛn fri, we bin de shek dɛnsɛf, kray kɔmɔt na dɛn ol dɛn we bin rili bad. Di pikin dɛn kɔmɔt fɔ kam mit dɛn, ɛn di sojaman dɛn grit dɛn wit ala ala se dɛn sɔprayz.
  -Lɛ wi kɔl Kɔmrɛd Stalin ya. - Tasha bin gi advays.
  Karen bin de grɔmbul se:
  -Yes, na ya i kam insɛf.
  -Grit Stalin fɔ yu! - Di gyal pikin kray na di tap pan in lɔng. In vɔys bin lawd lɛk payɔnia bɔg.
  Fɔ tru, di lida bin apia lɛk se na wantɛm wantɛm. We i go, dɛn nɔ tɔk natin. Di prizina dɛn na wɔ nɔ bin biliv di yay we dɛn bin de si. Wan prɔfayl we dɛn sabi frɔm bɔku bɔku posta ɛn foto dɛn, fayn, dip yay, wan luk we de sho aw pɔsin de fil. Stalin bin de waka sloslo, ɛn di trɛnk we in karisma bin gɛt so dat ivin wik kripul dɛn bin de gɛt di trɛnk fɔ grap ɛn strɛch. Ɛn we i tinap nia dɛn, di krawd ala.
  - Glori to di big big lida!
  Ivin if sɔm pan dɛn bin dɔn dawt bifo tɛm se Stalin big, naw, afta dɛn dɔn sev dɛn frɔm slev mirekul, dɛn ɔl bin gɛt wanwɔd pan dɛn filin fɔ lɛk di nashɔnal hiro. Di yay dɛn bin de shayn ɛn shayn wit gladi at, dɛn bin de luk ɔltin we di neshɔn in papa gɛt wit ɔl dɛn at.
  -Wɛl, falkɔn dɛn. - Stalin in vɔys kam stern, dɛn yɛri mɛtal. - Aw yu bin ebul fɔ mek dɛn kech yu? Yu no sabi se na shem? Di lida in yay dɛn bin de shayn ɛn i bin tan lɛk se laytin de kɔmɔt.
  -Wi nɔ bin want am, Kɔmrɛd Stalin, i bin apin da we de. - Dɛn bin yɛri pipul dɛn we de shem fɔ ala.
  -Yu wɔs pas smɔl pikin dɛn. Laik, dem no bin wan. Yu no andastan se by yu akshon yu betray yu Motherland? Afta ɔl, if pɔsin nɔ gri fɔ fɛt bay wilful, na fɔ betray!
  Di sojaman dɛn bin tinap wit dɛn ed butu, nɔbɔdi nɔ bin gɛt maynd fɔ agens.
  -So, una ɔl gilti bifo di kɔntri ɛn una fɔ pe fɔ una gilti wit blɔd! - Stalin dɔn wit aplomb.
  -Wi rɛdi, Kɔmrɛd Stalin, fɔ du ɛnitin fɔ yu ɛn wi Mama Land in sek.
  -Tek ɛgzampul frɔm dɛn pikin ya. - Stalin pɔynt to Karen ɛn Tasha we tinap na in raytan. "Dɛn stil so smɔl, bɔt dɛn de fɛt di ɛnimi dɛn wit maynd, pas ɔlman fɔ prez dɛn." Na dɛn bin sev una skin. Naw, lisin to di ɔda. Dɛn de mek wan spɛshal rejimɛnt frɔm yu. Di frɔnt layn dɔn ɔlrɛdi de fa, so i nɔ gɛt ɛni bɛnifit fɔ brok, yu fɔ jɔyn di pati dɛn ɛn pwɛl di Nazi dɛn we de biɛn. I klia?
  Di wɔri pipul dɛn bin de ala se:
  - Na so i bi, Kɔmrɛd Stalin!
  -Naw, mek sɔm pan una chenj to Jamani yunifom. Dis we ya i go izi fɔ yu fɔ lɔs na di bak ɛn mek di Jamani dɛn sɔfa wit atak dɛn we yu want wantɛm wantɛm. Mi, in turn, a fos fo lef yu, big tins de bifo mi.
  - It! Wi big big lida!
  Stalin, lɛk ɔltɛm, bin waka go sloslo, ɛn tray fɔ mek smɔl muvmɛnt dɛn as i pɔsibul. Di gyal pikin dɛn fala am, wantɛm wantɛm di blant dɛbul Tasha tɔn rawnd ɛn siŋ.
  Insay tranga tɛm dɛn, i bin inspɛkt wi, .
  We di stɛl dɔn mek di wil, i kin strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ!
  I sev di wɔl frɔm di bad bad sik, .
  Diya Kɔmrɛd Stalin!
  Insay bɔku pikchɔ dɛn we a bin de mɛzhɔ, .
  Insay di yunivas we nɔ gɛt ɛnd!
  Yu opin di rayt rod fɔ wi, .
  Na bay we yu spɛsifa am sote go!
  Di neshɔn strɔng pan spirit
  Mamaland Rɔshia de strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ!
  Di kɔntri dɔn gɛt nem fɔ lɔng lɔng tɛm, .
  Stalin na wi hiro-mɛsaya!
  Ɛn di fɛt Tasha dɔn ɛn butu.
  Karen bin nɔd fɔ sho se i gri.
  -No bad Tashka, bot gri se somtin de mis.
  Di tɛrminatɔ gyal ansa wit wamat se:
  -Sɔmde, a go kɔmpoz wan ful siŋ we dɛn dediket to di big big hiro we bin dɔn pas.
  Stalin luk rawnd, wan smayl de ple na in lip.
  -A nɔ bin tink se yu go ebul fɔ du dat. Mi na poet tu.
  Di pikin dɛn ansa wit wan wɔd se:
  -Wi no dat!
  -Bɔt bikɔs stet afɛj de kɛr mi go, a nɔ de kɔmpoz fɔ lɔng tɛm. Na di moment a de inspɛkt bay nature. I rili fayn fɔ waka na di fresh sɔmda fɔrɛst. Stalin bigin fɔ siŋ kwayɛt wan, in vɔys bin fayn ɛn i bin de dip dip wan akɔdin to di fil we bin de shayn wit ɛmirald.
  Di briz bin de rɔn tru di fresh gras, .
  Ti dɛn de wispa na yu at, dɛn de shek shek!
  I kin tan lɛk se yu de flɔt pan wef, .
  Na di ɔbit fɔ di planɛt - we de rɔta we pɔsin nɔ de si!
    
  Emerald wata de splash oba di wata, .
  Di sta dɛn we de ɔp wi de shayn ɛn de shayn na di skay!
  Di Masta layt di Wɔl wit di oli krɔs, .
  Na di gudnɛs, we de sev mɔtalman frɔm di ol we nɔ gɛt bɔtɔm!
    
  A de adrɛs yu, oli Krays, .
  Wetin mek bɔku pipul dɛn de sɔfa ɛn vɛks na di wɔl?
  Rus in kray, i bɔs insay wata we de kray, .
  Brek di stɛl shakul, proletarian!
    
  Ɔtodɔks fet we di fri Slav dɛn gɛt, .
  I se, nɔ sin, put yusɛf ɔnda yu!
  Bɔt fɔ ansa wi de bit wit sɔd, .
  Ɔna ɛn maynd: wan wɔriman de gro strɔng na in sol!
  Stalin bin krɔs insɛf. I bin tan lɛk se in saf saf myuzik de mek i sɔri.
  - Pipul stil biliv pan Gɔd tumara bambay?
  Prɔfɛsɔ Karen bin lay smɔl se:
  -Fɔ tru, Rɔshia na Ɔtodɔks kɔntri, ivin na kindagarten dɛn bin de tich wi fɔ pre. Bɔt Tashka gɛt dawt.
  -A! - Di gyal bin shem - Nɔ, na jɔs se bɔku tin dɛn na rilijɔn tan lɛk se i nɔ lɔjik to mi.
  -Wetin rili? - Stalin aks - Mi sɛf bin de stɔdi na di sɛminari, ɛn bɔku tɛm a bin gɛt fɔ tɔk wit pipul dɛn we nɔ biliv se Gɔd de.
  Di genome gyal bin ansa lojik wan se:
  -Fɔ ɛgzampul, if Gɔd de, wetin mek i de ayd frɔm wi ɛn dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ si am?
  Stalin, wit wan sizin prist in vɔys, ansa se:
  -Gud kwɛstyɔn. Bikɔs mɔtalman bin dɔn ful-ɔp wit sin, di Masta ayd in fes, if nɔto dat, mɔtalman nɔ go ebul fɔ bia in oli we. Di Masta so fayn ɛn klin, bɔt stil i et sin, dat wi go kil wi wantɛm wantɛm if i sho insɛf.
  I tan lɛk se Tasha we bin de tek tɛm, nɔ bin satisfay wit dis ɛksplen.
  -Bɔt wi ɔl na Gɔd in pikin dɛn;di we aw papa we lɛk wi de apia go pwɛl in pikin?
  Stalin bin ɛksplen dis wit rili pawa:
  -Dis na di rizin we mek Jizɔs, we Gɔd sho insay di bɔdi, kam na di Wɔl. I de mek pɔsin gɛt sɔri-at insay di Triniti. Dis divayn hypostasis we wi kin si kin ebul fɔ tɔk to sinful man. Gɔd we na di Papa na pɔsin we de du wetin rayt ɛn dat mek we i apia, pipul dɛn we de sin kin day.
  Tasha bin de grɔmbul wit kɔnfyushɔn se:
  -Dis min se wi kin si Gɔd di Pikin, bɔt wi nɔ go ebul fɔ luk Gɔd di Papa.
  Stalin bin kɔnfyus se:
  -Na dat, gyal pikin.
  Tasha bin shek smɔl:
  -Bɔt afta dat wi ɔl go day. Afta ɔl, nɔto wan pɔsin de du wetin rayt.
  Di lida fɔ di USSR bin ansa wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  -Yu mistek, gyal pikin, na dis mek Jizɔs go na di krɔs, so dat ɔlman we biliv pan am nɔ go day, bɔt i go gɛt layf we go de sote go. Fɔ di wan dɛn we biliv pan am, Krays in blɔd dɔn was dɛn sin.
  - Dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi ɛksplen dis to wi, lɛk bɔku ɔda tin dɛn. - Di bɔy prɔfɛsɔ intarap. - Ɔ rather, dɛn nɔ bin de mɔna wi wit tioloji, bɔt dɛn tich wi di art fɔ spɛs fɛt. Naw we di Gret Wɔ fɔ lɛk in kɔntri dɔn bigin, ɛnibɔdi we kil di Nazi dɛn na di rayt pɔsin.
  Stalin in yay bin kam fɔ bi stɛp.
  -Di Gɔspɛl na fɔ di sol, ɛn di rial prɔsis fɔ rul kɔntri sɔntɛnde kin nid fɔ kɔmɔt biɛn Gɔd in lɔ dɛn. Yu fɔ bi kɔni, kil, brok yu wɔd. So, pikin dɛm, biliv - biliv, bɔt una du tin lɛk aw i fayn fɔ di kɔntri ɛn fɔ di pipul dɛm.
  -So, day to di Nazi dɛm! Mek Krays hang pan di krɔs, ɛn mek di sɔd, as i de kɔt, kɔntinyu fɔ kɔt. - I se, i de shek in fist pan Karen.
  -Wɛl, nɔto so rud. Afta ɔl, Gɔd gi in layf fɔ wi sin dɛn, ɛn wi fɔ ɔnɔ Jizɔs sote go. - Stalin bin kɔrɛkt am.
  Kerɛn bin sɔprayz smɔl:
  -Di CPSU (B) nɔto pati we nɔ biliv se Gɔd de?
  Di lida fɔ di USSR ansa wit wan swɛt se:
  -Yes, ɛn dis na mi trayji, se dɛn fos mi fɔ ayd mi filin ɛn biliv pan mi sol. Bɔt we di wɔ bigin, dɛn go mek di Ɔtodɔks Chɔch bak ful wan.
  - Yu gɛt pawa, ɛn yu nid fɔ du dis kwik kwik wan. - Tasha se wit di tɔyn we wan mentɔ de tɔk.
  Stalin, wit wan kɔmplit kɔnfidɛns ɛn ɔtoriti luk, ansa se:
  -Fɔ tru, di men mistek we Lenin bin mek na dat i bigin fɔ mek di chɔch sɔfa ɛn pwɛl di tɛmpul dɛn. Ɔtodɔksi, Ɔtokrasi, Nashɔnaliti na di men prinsipul dɛn na Rɔshia. Lenin nɔ fɔ dɔn tɔch dɛn. Ɔl wetin bin fayn bɔt di Tsarist Ɛmpaya go kam bak. - Fɔ mek i go gi kredibiliti to in wɔd dɛn, Stalin slam in fist pan di tik wit pawa we i nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt. Di trɔnk shek ɛn wan kɔn fɔdɔm.
  Di lida bin swɛ se:
  - Frɔm naw, nɔto wan ia go fɔdɔm frɔm Ɔtodɔks prist in ed!
  -Mek i bi so! - Di big pikin dɛn ansa wit wan wɔd.
  Dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ waka na di fɔrɛst, dɛn nɔ bin de tɔk igen. Di man dɛn bin taya fɔ flay, ɛn Stalin bin want fɔ waka. Wan awa pas, dɔn wan ɔda awa pas. Di tik dɛn bigin fɔ tan, ɛn dɛn kɔmɔt na wan ples we klia we gɛt dezi ɛn kɔnflawa dɛn. Nimbul Tasha bigin fɔ pik flawa dɛn ɛn breyd dɛn fɔ mek dɛn bi krawn. Kerɛn pul in klos te i rich na in wes ɛn bigin fɔ tek san, ɛn ple wit in slab dɛn we gɛt mɔsul dɛn. Stalin sidɔm pan wan stɔp ɛn tink bɔt sɔntin. Dɔn i es in ed ɔp ɛn aks am wit sɔprayz.
  -A go gɛt ɛnimi dɛn tumara bambay?
  Di bɔbɔ we na prɔfɛsɔ we nem Kerɛn bin pik flawa dɛn bak, na di fɔs tɛm insay in layf i tray fɔ mek krawn we gɛt layf. Ɛn i nɔ bin want fɔ ansa se:
  -I nɔ fayn fɔ no se, yes, Kɔmrɛd Stalin.
  Di lida fɔ di USSR bin tɔk se:
  - Ɛn udat?
  Di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ bin grin se:
  - Nikita Khrushchev, i go tɔk na di Twɛnti Kɔngres wit atak pan yu.
  Di lida bin tɔk wit shem se:
  "Dɛn go mɔs rip in ed."
  Karen, we bin de ple wit in abs, bin ansa se:
  -Strɛnj fɔ se, nɔ, dɛn go klap ɛn pas wan rizɔlt fɔ fɛt Stalin in pɔsinliti kult.
  Bita tin bin de na di lida in vɔys:
  -Na so, and wai Nikita, bikos na tanks to mi im mek karier.
  Karen bin vɛks ɛn tɔk se:
  -Dɛn go kech in pikin insay di wɔ ɛn bi trɛtin. Afta dat, dis memba fo di Politburo go bi outcast.
  Stalin bin klem in fist dɛn:
  - I klia se nɔto fɔ natin papa fɔ bi ripɔtabl fɔ in pikin. Ɛn udat na in kɔmpin dɛn?
  -Nɔ no! - Karen, i nɔ bin rili lɛk fɔ delv insay di past, ɛn i shrug in mɔsul sholda dɛn. - Dɛn bin tich wi istri nɔmɔ insay di mɔs jenɛral wɔd dɛn, sɔntɛm Tasha no?
  Di titi shek in ed negatif wan.
  -A sabi di sem tin lɛk yu! Na tru se Bulganin bin de bak, bɔt ɔl di tin dɛn we dɛn bin du na Khrushchev in yon.
  Stalin bin ansa wit wan bad bad vɔys se:
  -Nɔtin, a go ɛgzamin ɔltin gud gud wan ɛn briŋ ɔlman to klin wata. Yu tink se dis bin apin afta a day?
  Di pikin dɛn ansa wit wan wɔd se:
  -Yɛs!
  Di lida bin bigin fɔ intres:
  -Aw a day?
  Di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ Kerɛn bin shem, ɛn Tasha we sabi ɔltin bin ansa insted.
  -Dɛn bin establish se dɛn pɔyzin yu, ɛn dɛn pul di gad na di de we yu day. Sɔntɛm Beria bin de insay dis.
  Stalin bin rɔf in fɛda dɛn wit wamat:
  -Na di kaw dɛn de ya! A go mɔs dil wit am. Yu tink se i bin de wit Krushchev?
  Tasha bin de gigl ɛn shek in ed bad bad wan:
  -Nɔ, dɛn shot am sɔm mɔnt afta yu day.
  - Na dɔg in day fɔ dɔg. Wel, tank yu guys fo won mi, a no go foget dis foeva.
  Stalin tinap ɛn dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ waka. Afta af awa, di tim go na di sayd we di rod de ɛn stɔp. Dɛn yɛri wan nɔys fa fawe, na bin kɔnvoy we bin de drayv pas. Wan tu duzin trak dɛn ɛn wan duzin motoka dɛn bin de rɔn along di asfalt we nɔ bin ivin.
  Di lida bin aks se:
  -Wɛl, yu kin ebul fɔ bia wit di invayda dɛn?
  Di pikin dɛn ansa wit wan wɔd se:
  - Na tru, Kɔmrɛd Stalin, insay tu sɛkɔn.
  Wan klik bin de ɛn di layz dɛn bin slap. Di bim dɛn kɔt wantɛm wantɛm ɛn bɔm di motoka we bin de spid bifo. Dɔn, strim dɛn we gɛt haypaplasmik patikyula dɛn bin pas tru ɔda trak dɛn. Di kɔlɔn nɔ bin gɛt tɛm fɔ stɔp bifo dɛn pwɛl am. Na di motoka dɛn nɔmɔ bin ebul fɔ muv difrɛn say dɛn ɛn faya bak wit mashin gɔn.
  Afta i dɔn pik Stalin ɛn put am na in bɛlɛ, di lida bin tu prawd fɔ tek kɔba insɛf, di swift Tasha, lɛk pusi, jomp go na di sayd, tɔn faya pan di fasist dɛn we bin de tray fɔ ayd na di fɔrɛst. Bikɔs dɛn bin dɔn yus fɔ du layt pɔnishmɛnt ɔpreshɔn, di Nazi dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ mek dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ tinap tranga wan fɔ lɔng lɔng tɛm we dɛn bin de yuz soja tɛknɔlɔji we pas ɔlman. Ɛn na Kerɛn we bin rili biliv insɛf, nɔmɔ bin ebul fɔ kech tu ɔ tri mashin gɔn bulɛt dɛn. Bɔt we yu kɔmpia am to di chaj we dɛn de chaj wit mashin gɔn, dis nɔ de mek pɔsin fred.
  Di bɔbɔ tinap pan in fut, in mɔsul dɛn bin elastik, ɛn in bon dɛn bin strɔng fɔ mek bulɛt dɛn stɔp insay dɛn. Kerɛn bin de kray ɛn swɛt di lid dɛn we nɔ bin ivin.
  -Yu no fit frayd mi Nazi.
  Di las shot dɛn bin fɔdɔm kwayɛt wan. I tan lɛk se di Nazi dɛn bin chok kwik kwik wan.
  Stalin tinap, i shek di dɔst we de na di rod.
  -Yu na jos rud, capricious pikin, yu get fo push laik dat.
  Di titi bin tɔk wit ɔfɛnd se:
  -A nɔ bin want di mayti kɔmrɛd Stalin, bɔt ɔdasay dɛn bin fɔ dɔn kil yu. Luk Karen, blɔd de drɔp frɔm am.
  We i si blɔd, i mek di lida in at kol.
  -Okay, mi sef andastan hau mai laif valyu fo tek dis kain risk. Dis na wi nomba tri krash wit di fasist dem oredi and evri taim we dem manej snap bak.
  Tasha bin de muf wit wamat se:
  -Wetin fɔ tek frɔm di wulf dɛm, nɔto fɔ natin dɛn kɔl dɛn hedkwata "Wolf"s Lair."
  -A mɛmba wan tɛm Hitler bin se if Churchill na jakal, den Stalin na tayga. - Di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ Karen insay.
  Di lida fɔ di USSR bin tɔk wit ɔl in at se:
  -Wɛl, we yu de kam frɔm dis ogre i tan lɛk kɔmplimɛnt. Bɔt if Hitlɛr bin de na mi kɔntri, a go fɛn fayn pozishɔn fɔ am. I gɛt gift we nɔ bɔku fɔ tɔk.
  Stalin bin rili want fɔ tek wan puf fɔ swit smok, bɔt di tabak we bin de na in paip bin dɔn ɛn i nɔ bin gɛt ɔda wan. Tasha we gɛt shap yay bin notis dis.
  -Smok na bad tin, Kɔmrɛd Stalin. Fɔ lɔng tɛm naw, sayɛns we gɛt fɔ du wit tumara bambay dɔn pruv se tabak kin pwɛl tin dɛn.
  - Ɛn di past bak! - Stalin bin intarop. - Nɔto fɔ natin di Ɔtodɔks Chɔch nɔ gri fɔ smok, bɔt di paip de ɛp mi fɔ kɔnsɛntret ɛn tink.
  -Dis na ilyushɔn, Kɔmrɛd Stalin. Smok kin mek di blɔd vesel dɛn stɔp ɛn i kin ambɔg di bren. - Stubborn Tasha stet wit wan insist tone.
  Stalin nɔ bin want fɔ gri se:
  -Bɔku big big pipul dɛn bin de smok, inklud ya na di Kɔkas, ɛn dɛn bin liv fɔ pas wan ɔndrɛd ia. Bɔt Lɛnin nɔ bin de smok ɛn i bin jɔs liv fɔ fifti tri ia.
  - Lenin bin gɛt siriɔs wund na in nɛk. - Di Tasha we sabi ɔltin insay.
  Wantɛm wantɛm di titi bɛn dɔŋ pan di lida. Faya bin bɔs am frɔm biɛn, ɛn dɛn kech Tasha, tri bulɛt dɛn nak am na in bak. Bɔt Stalin nɔ bin wund, ɛn Kerɛn bin ebul fɔ trowe wan ston, ɛn dis bin mek di Jamani nɔ wok wit wan blo we i bin dɔn plan fɔ du fayn fayn wan.
  -Na ya, di dɛbul tek am. Wi bin klos fɔ lɔs yu, Kɔmrɛd Stalin. - I ala wit anɔyntmɛnt.
  Di lida bin de mɔna se:
  -A de okay, bɔt di gyal de alayv?
  -Na dat! - Di militant Tasha se lawd wan. - Dis na sabmashin gɔn, di bulɛt dɛn nɔ patikyula big, dɛn nɔ bin ivin chuk wan sholda bled, bɔt wi bon dɛn strɔng pas di wan dɛn we ɔdinari pipul dɛn gɛt, ɛn di sus ebul fɔ protɛkt mi, nɔ lɛk Karen, a nɔ bin du am". t tek am ɔf. Bɔt ivin wi bɔdi nɔ ebul fɔ tinap agens mashin gɔn we de fɛt di plen dɛn.
  -Sympathize wit yu. Bɔt a jɔs bi lida, nɔto Gɔd, fɔ mek yu nɔ go ebul fɔ ambɔg yu atɔl.
  -Wɔk dɔn ɔlrɛdi de pan dis;i nɔ go te igen dɛn go mek pipul dɛn we dɛn bɔdi nɔ go pwɛl. Na jɔs wan tin we go apin to am.
  -Den mek wi intarog di Jaman. - Stalin bin gi advays.
  Di titi bin dawt se:
  -Wetin i kin tɛl wi? Sɔntɛm i bɛtɛ fɔ go ɔp ɛn luk ɔltin?
  -I strenj, man dɛm, una nɔ angri yet?
  Ɔnɛs Tasha ansa wit vɔys we de ring.
  - Fɔ bi ɔnɛs, a rili want fɔ it. A bin ivin lɔs mi wet.
  - En mi tu! Afta wi dɔn wund bad bad wan, wi nid fɔ it. - Strɔng Karen pik wan bɔnch gras, chew am ɛn swɛla am. - If natin nɔ apin, den wi go it ant, wi bɛlɛ go dayjɛst ɔltin.
  "Wɛl, nɔ, a nɔ go it gras" Di lida grin tru in mɔstaz. - Wi flay go na di setul we de nia.
  Di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ bin gri wit dis:
  -In dis kes, wi gri se i sɔm kayn we nɔ fayn fɔ gnaw pan bark ɛn branch. Na tru se wi mɛtabolism de bil di kayn we we go mek wi it ɔltin.
  Di lida nɔd fɔ sho se i gri se:
  - Na tru se, insay wɔ nɔto ɔltɛm sapɔt de, ɛn pipul dɛn frɔm di fyuchuɔ gɛt fɔ tek kia ɔf dɛn layf.
  Di yɔŋ wɔriɔ dɛn bin tek ɔf wit Stalin. Ti dɛn bin de flik-flik ɔnda dɛn lɛk aw dɛn kin du ɔltɛm. Ɔlman bin gladi fɔ ɛnjɔy di plen. Di lida insɛf bin strok Tasha in ed wit lɔv.
  -A bin ɔlwayz want fɔ gɛt gyal pikin we de fɛt lɛk yu. Mi Svetlana, i sɔri fɔ no se, i de fa frɔm yu, ɛn na so Vasya de fa.
  Di titi ansa se:
  -Wi bin de na difrɛn kɔndishɔn, Kɔmrɛd Stalin, apat frɔm dat, wi gɛt di laytst nanoteknɔlɔji na wi sayd, i nɔto ikwal balans.
  Di lida bin ripɔt se:
  -Yu beta luk dɔŋ, i tan lɛk se di Jamani pipul dɛn de lid wi pipul.
  Fɔ tru, wan kɔlɔn bin apia fa fawe. Bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn, wit wan ol batalyɔn we bin de rayd SS motoka dɛn, bin de waka waka na di rod. I pas af pan dɛn na bin uman ɛn pikin dɛn. I tan lɛk se dɛn bin dɔn de waka fɔ lɔng tɛm, dɛn bin fɔdɔm bɔku pikin ɛn uman dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn lɛf blɔd futprin na di asfalt we nɔ ivin gɛt ston. Di Nazi dɛn bin de dɔn di wan dɛn we bin de biɛn di ples, dɛn bin de shot dɛn na dɛn bɛlɛ ɔ chuk dɛn wit bayɔnɛt so dat di pɔsin we dɛn bin kil go sɔfa mɔ. Wan SS man bin tinap pan wan titi we dɔn fɔdɔm in trot ɛn pres wit in but.
  -Luk laik se wok de fo wi. - Karen ɛn Tasha bin tɔk togɛda.
  Di pikin dɛn tek aim, ɛn dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de rɛdi fɔ fri strim dɛn we gɛt plasma pan di ɛnimi, lɛk aw Stalin bin tɔk.
  - Na so so dis kayn viktim de fo tausin ples, yu no fit shot dem ol.
  Tasha bin tɔk wit ɔl in at, in yay dɛn bin de shayn:
  - Wi nɔ gɛt wan dawt! Bɔt ivin fɔ ɛp pɔsin na big big tin. Wetin, wi go wach aw di fasist dɛn de provok wi pipul dɛn?
  "A nɔ go tolɛret dat misɛf." Aweva, wetin mek na una nɔmɔ de shot ɔltɛm?A gɛt sabmashin gɔn bak, a de jɔyn una. (Stalin bin grap di wɛpɔn dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn kech).
  - Udat in mashin gɔn bɛtɛ, wi yon ɔ di Jamani wan? - A aks Karen wan pikin kwɛstyɔn.
  Stalin, as spɛshal pɔsin, bin tɔk wit pawa se:
  - Di Jaman sabmashin gɔn layt ɛn i gɛt bɛtɛ aim, bɔt wi yon de faya fast. If a fɔ gi avrej raytin, a go rayt am lɛk se i ikwal. Bɔt i sɔri fɔ no se, dɛn kayn wɛpɔn dɛn de stil smɔl na wi ami. Ivin mashin gɔn, sɔntɛm, pas wetin yu kɔl dɛn?
  Di bɔbɔ ɛn di titi bin ala wansay se:
  - Mashin gɔn dɛn!
  Stalin bin tɔk wit pwɛl at se:
  - Dis na wetin dɛn go kɔl dis wɛpɔn tumara bambay, bɔt naw dɛn nɔ aksept am yet. Afta ɔl, wi win di wɔ ɛni we.
  Di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ bin vɛks ɛn tɔk se:
  - Bɔt pan wetin kɔst, ɛn naw wi gɛt chans fɔ dɔn fast ɛn wit smɔl blɔd.
  - Fɔ du dis, a go strayk fɔs ɛn a nɔ go alaw di ɛnimi fɔ kam insay mi teritɔri. - Stalin stik aut in chɛst ɛn twirl in mɔstaz. Dɔn, i ol di sabmashin gɔn tranga wan, ɛn i pɔynt am to di Jamani dɛn.
  Di pikin dɛn we bin de fɛt we nem Karen ɛn Tasha, dɛnsɛf bin aim di T-1 tank dɛn we bin de go bifo fɔ mek dɛn nɔ yuz dɛn bad bad mashin gɔn wɛpɔn dɛn.
  -A de shot fɔs. - Na so Kɔmrɛd Stalin bin tɔk. Di mashin gɔn we bin de na in an bin de shek shek ɛn dɛn yɛri wan fayn fayn tril. Bɔku Jamani pipul dɛn we bin de bifo bin fɔdɔm. Na da sem sɛkɔn de di wan dɛn we de trowe bim bin hit. Di wed dɛn bin bɔm.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin fɔdɔm na grɔn, bɔt dis nɔ bin sev dɛn frɔm di rayt we nɔ gɛt sɔri-at.
  - Sieg Heil we de na di wɔl! - Dɛn bin de ala, dɛn bin de day we dɛn nɔ bin de fil pen, bɔt dɛn bin de mek dɛn fred. Di kɔlɔn fɔ di prizina dɛn bigin fɔ skata. Di Nazi dɛn nɔ bin si di target dɛn, dɛn bin faya pan dɛn, ɛn tray fɔ pul dɛn vɛks pan pipul dɛn we nɔ gɛt ɛnitin fɔ fɛt.
  - Nɔ rɔn, i bɛtɛ lɛ yu ledɔm! - di spak spak Karen ala na di tap pan in lɔng. - Wi go mow dem dɔŋ wisɛf!
  Di kray we i kray bin gɛt ɛfɛkt, pipul dɛn bin de ledɔm. Di man dɛn bin mek di faya bɔku, ɛn dɛn bin de swɛt di Nazi dɛn wit plasma. Motosaykl dɛn bin kech faya ɛn bɔm, ɛn dɛn kɔt tu motoka dɛn we gɛt wɛpɔn we bin de biɛn. Di nyu wɛpɔn bin gɛt ɛfɛkt, ɛn dɛn bin de yɛri wɔd dɛn we pipul dɛn sabi na di fim dɛn.
  -Hitler na kaput.
  Di fasist dɛn we bin dɔn pwɛl we dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ stɔp, bin es dɛn an ɔp.
  - Wetin wi fɔ du wit di prizina dɛn? A tink se i bɛtɛ fɔ likwid. - Na so di Tasha we nɔ gɛt sɔri-at se.
  - Na so i bi, na jos lod fo wi. - Di bɔy-prɔfɛsɔ Karen bigin fɔ muv di bim bɔku fast. I nɔ tu te, di ala ala ɛn di las Jamani pipul dɛn bin dɔn evapɔret.
  Stalin bin smɔl in yay.
  - Na so i bi, nɔbɔdi nɔ de fɔ ivin intarog.
  -Wetin dem go tel wi oda dan jos anoda stupid tin? Dɛn Jaman pepa dɛn ya fɔ kip. - Mek wan jok, agresiv Karen.
  - Dɔn pripia di tin kan dɛn. - Stalin bin sɔpɔt di jok.
  - A kin lɛk am wit mɔs. - Tasha kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk, i de smayl.
  Di pikin dɛn ɛn di lida bin laf. Pan ɔl we di envayrɔmɛnt nɔ bin de insay wan gladi gladi. Fo tank ɛn tu ɔndrɛd Jamani pipul dɛn bin pwɛl, ɛn bitwin dɛn, i pas wan ɔndrɛd pipul dɛn we dɛn kil ɛn ivin wund mɔ, bɔku pan dɛn na uman ɛn pikin dɛn.
  Tasha we gɛt gud at, we de luk aw pipul dɛn de swɛt, i kray we i nɔ want.
  - I sɔri, wɔd nɔ de, man dɛm, bɔt wetin wi go du, bikɔs wi nɔ gɛt rijeneretɔ. So dɛn dɔn day fɔ sɔfa, pipul dɛn we nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ bɛtɛ tin fɔ du.
  Di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ bin ambɔg am se:
  - Aw i nɔ de? Ɔltin de fɔ tumara bambay. Mek a flay aut en bring wetin yu nid.
  Tasha bin sɔprayz se:
  -Wan?
  Karen bin kɔnfirm wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - Wetin mek yu nid mi? Stay fɔ naw, gad Kɔmrɛd Stalin.
  - A go lɛk fɔ flay bak go na di fyuchu. - Di lida adrɛs.
  Di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ bin ansa fayn fayn wan se:
  - Na tru se yu de flay go, bɔt fɔs a go briŋ wan yunivasal rijenereta so dat a go ɛp di wan dɛn we wund ɛn kripul. Yu nɔ go ivin notis ɛnitin, tɛm go flay pas insay wan blink.
  -I rayt. - Tanya bin gri. - Yuz dis breslet, yu kin flay go di sem say we yu muv, piercing taim. Wi rili nɔ go notis ɛnitin.
  Di lida fɔ di USSR bin vɛks ɛn tɔk se:
  - Okay, a alaw yu fɔ flay go di fiuja, jɔs nɔ ling de. Tu Stalin nɔ go ebul fɔ de wan tɛm.
  Karen bin wɔn am wit sɛns se:
  - Wi get solid saplae fo haus, jos so dat di trena dem no go intasept am. I go mɔs bi se dɛn de wɔri bɔt mi.
  Smart Tasha bin gi advays se:
  - Ɛn yu go bak to di tɛm we dɛn ɛn yu jɔs flay kɔmɔt na di os. Dɔn sɔntɛm nɔbɔdi nɔ bin de luk fɔ yu yet. Apat frɔm dat, at ɔl insay di Wɔl, wit di ɛp fɔ wan breslɛt yu kin muv nɔto jɔs insay tɛm, bɔt yu kin muv bak na di spes.
  -A ɔndastand. - Intarop in patna Karen. - Wi nid fɔ muf stret na wi apatmɛnt. Na de a kin grap di amount of regenerator we a nid witout delay.
  - Gud bɔy. - Tasha ple ple ple ron in an tru di profesa in wev ia. - Ɔndastand!
  Karen bin wev am wit wamat:
  -No akt laik old lady.
  Afta dat di bɔbɔ prɔfɛsɔ put in an pan di breslɛt ɛn se:
  - Tek mi fo awa leta pas di taim we wi stat fo May 1, 1941. A want fɔ de rayt na mi apatmɛnt.
  As yushul, faya bin de faya, di spes bigin spin, den evritin don disappear. We Kerɛn opin in yay, i si wɔl dɛn ɛn fɔnicha dɛn we i sabi. Na tru se bikɔs i bin dɔn yus fɔ spɛn tɛm fɔ fɛt wɔ ɛn tren fɛt, i nɔ bin dɔn gɛt tɛm yet fɔ fil fayn na in big apatmɛnt. Sɔm rum dɛn we i nɔ bin ivin luk yet.
  Dɔn di kɔmpyuta bin bip wantɛm wantɛm se:
  - I dɔn du fɔ Karen!
  Di prɔfɛsɔ luk rawnd ɛn aks, i luk di monita se:
  - Wetin na inf?
  Di kɔmpyuta bin tɔk wit wan tɔyn we de disayd se:
  - Stɔp fɔ ambɔg di tin dɛn we dɔn pas. Bring Stalin bak. Ɛn tink bɔt yu mishɔn we yu dɔn du!
  Karen bin tɔk wit smayl se:
  - Ɛn na so i bi! Wɛl, lɛ wi go bak to Kɔmrɛd Stalin!
  Ɛn na ya bak dɛn transpɔt am to di tɛm we dɔn pas. Ɛn dis kin apin insay shɔt tɛm wit spak ɛn faya. Dɔn, wan apil to di big lida.
  - Wi de ritɔn yu to di ol tɛm, Kɔmrɛd Stalin! Yu dɔn si inof ɛn dɛn dɔn wɔn yu!
  Di lida fɔ di USSR bin swɛt bad bad wan ɛn ansa se:
  - I sad fɔ pat wit dɛn kayn fayn fayn man ya. Bɔt layf na layf! Okay, fly away en wi go stil bi padi sote go!
  Di bɔbɔ ɛn di gyal pikin pik di lida bak. Dɛn put am na in sholda ɛn sɛt di paramita dɛn:
  - Krɛmlin, May 1, 1941 na ilevin oklɔk na ivintɛm!
  Afta dis, dɛn bin muv kwik kwik wan. Stalin bin si insɛf bak na in ɔfis. A bin shek an wit di man dɛn gudbai. Dɔn i klaym insay di kloz ɛn pul wan bɔks.
  I gi dɛn wan Hiro ɔf di USSR sta ɛn i se:
  - Naw yu de sote go na di at fɔ di Rɔshian pipul dɛn! Ɛn insay mi yon sɛf!
  Di man ɛn in wɛf bin ala wit wanwɔd se:
  - A de sav di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn!
  Stalin shek dɛn an wan tɛm bak gudbay. Ɛn di pikin dɛn tɔn ɛn lɔs.
  Dɛn bin muf bak insay dɛn bɔdi we dɛn bin gɛt trade, we na big pɔsin.
  Petya ɛn Yuliana bin sɔprayz ɛn ala se:
  - I rili so soon?
  Karen ansa wit smayl, so smayl, lɛk Stalin in yon:
  - Ɛn delay tan lɛk day!
  Petya tek am ɛn trowe di nat insay in mɔt. I it ɛn aks se:
  - Aw yu de na da wɔl de? Yu bin fix am?
  Tasha bin tɔk wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - Yes, witout eni dawt! Naw Stalin dɔn no ɔltin!
  Wan yɔŋ studɛnt we bin want fɔ no mɔ, bin aks se:
  - Wetin bɔt di wɔl usay di Third Reich bin kapchɔ di USSR. Aw ɔl dis bin dɔn?
  Karen bin ansa wit wan grin se:
  - Nɔ! Di Tɔd Rayk nɔ bin win di USSR. Bɔt if yu want, wi kin sho yu di kɔntinyu fɔ da stori de we nɔ go ɛva apin.
  Ɛn di prɔfɛsɔ opin di kɔmpyuta. Infakt, lɛ dɛn tek wan luk.
  Na Novɛmba 1, 1955, wan wɔ bin de bitwin di Third Reich ɛn di kɔntri dɛn we i bin de rul wit USA ɛn Briten. Di Nazi dɛn, we de yuz di laytst pyramid tank dɛn, de krɔs di bɔda na Amɛrika ɛn go insay Alaska. Ɛn dɛn kin gɛt sakrifays kwik kwik wan.
  At di sem tɛm dɛn de go bifo na Afrika. Di lokal pipul dɛn wɛlkɔm di Krauts as dɛn fri pipul dɛn. Di Arab pipul dɛn kin gladi mɔ. Wan win de fala ɔda wan.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn kin yuz disko dɛn we gɛt ɔt rayt ɛn lɛsa wɛpɔn dɛn. Di Amɛrikin ɛn British nɔ gɛt chans agens dɛn. Ɛn di tin dɛn we di Jamani tank dɛn kin wɛr kin strɔng pasmak. Dɛn ivin ridyus di wet we di motoka dɛn gɛt, so dat naw dɛn kin ebul fɔ aksɛlayt te to tu ɔndrɛd kilomita bay we dɛn de yuz gas tɔbayn injin.
  Na ya Charlotte ɛn Gerda de rɔn togɛda insay dis kayn tank. Ɛn dɛn de pwɛl di Amɛrikan dɛn na Alaska. Pan ɔl we sno de ɔlsay, di gyal pikin dɛn jɔs wɛr bikini. Bɔt di we aw di nyu mɛtal de protɛkt di wɔl fayn fayn wan, ɛn di gas tɔbayn injin kin mek bak wam wam.
  So di terminator gyal dɛm, in jenɛral, dɛn kin ɔlmost nekɛd, dɛn kin rili kɔmfyut.
  Charlotte shot tru wan Amɛrikin Panton tank wit wan ay-prɛshɔn kanɔn ɛn i se wit wan laf:
  - Mi na gyal we rili gɛt sɛns!
  Gɛda, we de pres di joystik bɔtin dɛn wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, gri wit dis:
  - Yes, yu smat ɛn na so mi! Lɛ wi win Amɛrika, gɛt wi yon ɛstate, ɛn liv lɛk kiŋ!
  Charlotte shot stret tru di Amɛrikan tank ɛn his:
  - Ɔ rather di kwin!
  Di wɔri pipul dɛn rili fayn. Gerda na blant, Aryan na klin blɔd, Charlotte na rɛd, ɔrɛnj kɔlɔ. Dɛn tu gyal pikin dɛn ya rili fayn ɛn dɛn gɛt mɔsul.
  Jɛnɛral wan, fɔ yuz uman dɛn na wɔ bin tɔn to rizin. So dɛn atrit rɛt na af pan di man dɛn.
  Charlotte prɛs in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin bak. Panch wan US Army motoka ɛn twit:
  - Afta ɔl, dis na wi ami! Nɔbɔdi nɔ de we strɔng pas am! Ɛn di wɔd nɔto sparo!
  Ɛn i laf bak... Di Jamani motoka aksɛlayt. Ɛn i de krɔs di sojaman dɛn we de waka na fut. Ɛn bɔku blɔd ɛn bɔdi dɛn.
  Di tank we tan lɛk piramid nɔ go ebul fɔ go insay frɔm ɛni angul. I nɔ mata aw yu shot, i nɔ go izi fɔ mek i shot am.
  Ɛn Jamani uman dɛn we wɛr bikini kin tek advantej pan dis. Ɛn di gyal, in jɔnal, na so fɛtman dat i rili de mek ɛni man de agens am. Ɛn i want fɔ lɔng ɛn kol!
  Di Wehrmacht ami bin tek Alaska ɛn muf krɔs Kanada. Ɛn i de kam nia di land dɛn na di nɔt pat na Amɛrika. En naw Britain de geht in comeuppance.
  Sɔntɛm, Tri tɛm, Chɔchil bin rigrɛt se i nɔ bin gri fɔ tek di pis we dɛn bin gi am wit fri-an insay Julay 1940. Dɔn chans bin de fɔ mek dɛn kip di ɛmpaya ɛn mek dɛn bɔku.
  Ɛn na so di fasist dɛn de go bifo... Ɛn naw na dɛn dɔn kapchɔ Afrika as a ɔl.
  Ɛn di Jaman sojaman dɛn bigin fɔ atak di mɛtropɔliti teritɔri sɛf. Ɛn big big sojaman dɛn kin land na bɔku say dɛn. Dɛn dɔn rawnd Lɔndɔn, ɛn fɔ mek dɛn nɔ pwɛl am we nɔ nid fɔ pwɛl, i kin giv-ɔp! So ɔltin de go fayn fayn wan! Fɔ di Jamani pipul dɛn, na tru!
  Petya bin ivin tɔk we i vɛks se:
  - Dis na kul Krauts! Nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔp!
  Karen bin tɔk fayn fayn wan se:
  - Wetin dɛn kin du if di USSR nɔ de? Yɛs, i go bi se natin nɔ de! So dɛn go rili tek am ɛn krɔs am! Afta ɔl, di kɔntribyushɔn we Rɔshia bin du fɔ mek dɛn win di wan ol win na bin lɛk tu-tɛd. Usai USA en Britain go go witout wi?
  Churchill nɔ bin gɛt tɛm fɔ rɔnawe ɛn dɛn bin kech am. Tu fayn fayn Jaman gyal pikin dɛm: Kristina we gɛt rɛd ia ɛn Magda we gɛt ɔni blant, we nɔ aks ɛni kwɛstyɔn, tek ɛn briŋ di fɔma British Praymɛnt Minista na in ni. Ɛn dɛn bin de fos mi fɔ kis mi gyal pikin, rawnd, rɔf, dɔti il frɔm we a de rɔn barefut.
  Churchill bin obe ɛn kis ɛn kray. Dɔn di gyal pikin dɛn kɔt in yes wit dɛn fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn push am insay wan bag. So, dɛn bin kech di Inglish dikteta. Pantap dat, di gyal pikin dɛn we kɔmɔt na di SS batalyɔn - "Tigress" - tek am. We na tin we de mek pɔsin shem tu tɛm. Bɔt, dɛn kayn fayn fayn ɛn sɛxy leg dɛn lɛk Kristina ɛn Magda in yon kin fayn fɔ kis.
  Ivin if dɛn bin de rɔn barefut klos to ɔl Afrika, frɔm Libya to Sawt Afrika, ɛn pat na Yurop. Frɔm dat, di fut dɛn bin de tɔn to kol, lɛk di wan dɛn we kamɛl dɛn gɛt. Bɔt di gyal pikin dɛn stil fayn ɛn dɛn fayn.
  Briten bin dɔn fɔdɔm, ɛn di Nazi dɛn bin de kam nia Amɛrika. Dɛn teknɔlɔji bin dɔn go bifo pas di wan we Amɛrika gɛt, ɛn dɛn bin gɛt mɔ tin dɛn we dɛn gɛt. Ɛn afta dat, di blak pipul dɛnsɛf bin tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt. We bin mek i wɔs mɔ. Dis na di prɛshɔn.
  Ɛn di Jaman plen dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi rich spid we na 4 sawnd spid - dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ tinap tranga wan! Rili fast. Ɛn di Nazi dɛn mishɔl dɛn bin de kam bak. Ɛn dɛn kin bit Amɛrika pipul dɛn lɛk di bad bad tin dɛn we gadflay kin bit. Fɔ dɔn, di Nazi dɛn bigin fɔ atak Washinton.
  Wetin yu go du agens dis kayn big big pawa!
  Albina ɛn Alvina de rɔn pan diskɔs. Di gyal pikin dɛn na rili fayn, busty blondes. Bɔku fayn fayn tin dɛn de insay dɛn ɛn dɛn kin gladi fɔ tray tranga wan. Dis na wɔriɔ dɛn we gɛt bɔku bɔku pawa.
  Na ya Albina, we i de pres di joystik bɔtin dɛn wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, de sɛn wan lɛsa bim. Ɛn wantɛm wantɛm di wan ol anti-aircraft battery of Americans fɔdɔm kwayɛt.
  Di titi grin ɛn se:
  - Dis na di kayn genome we wi gɛt, na defeat go de fɔ Kennedy!
  Ɛn wink pan in galfrɛn. Alvina insɛf de twist di disk. Ɛn i de shot Amɛrikan fɛtman dɛn wit wan laminar jet. Di Terminator gyal pikin dɛn diskɛt na kɔmplit invulnerable. Ɛn i de kɔt ɔlman dɔŋ lɛk pɔsin we de kɔt bark.
  Albina bin tɔk se:
  - Agens dis kayn kɔsmik fɔs, i at fɔ go tru layf te to di ɛnd!
  Ɛn frɔm di safaya yay dɛn i go tek ɛn fri laytin.
  Ɛn na so di Wait Haus bin fɔdɔm...
  Tu ɔda gyal pikin dɛn, dis tɛm na Rɔshian payɔnia dɛn: Maria ɛn Svetlana. Dɛn kin yuz jet atak plen dɛn fɔ pwɛl Amɛrikan plen dɛn. Ɛn i nɔ bad atɔl. Di gyal pikin dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt awdhɔ: di Ayɔn Kros fɔ di fɔs klas, di Krɔs fɔ Military Merit insay silva, di Kros fɔ Military Merit insay gold, ɛn di ɔda we gɛt valyu pas ɔl: di Nayt Kros fɔ di Ayɔn Kros.
  Di Rɔshian payɔnia dɛn bin fɛt na di Wehrmacht. Ɛn fɔ tru, insay jɔs bikini, as na kɔstɔm fɔ gyal pikin dɛn - wan minimum klos, maksimam fridɔm.
  So Maria shot wan duzin Amɛrikan plen dɛn ɛn tɔk se:
  - A biliv se Rɔshia go bɔn bak!
  Svetlana bin kɔt tɛn US fɛtman ɛn bɔm-bɔm ɛn cooed:
  - Ɛn a biliv pan am mɔ!
  Afta dat, di gyal pikin dɛn bin de siŋ wit sɔri-at na dɛn vɔys:
  Stalin de liv na mi at,
  So dat wi nɔ go no sɔri-at...
  Di domɔt fɔ di spes bin opin - .
  Di sta dɛn bin de shayn ɔp wi!
  Ɛn na ɔda Rɔshian gyal pikin dɛn ya: Alenka ɛn Oksana. Dɛn de rayd pan tank ɛn thresh ɔlman.
  Ɛn udat go ebul fɔ win di AG-50? Dis nɔto tank, bɔt na monsta. I nɔ go ebul fɔ pas, lɛk wan pat pan taytaniɔm frɔm ɔl di angul dɛn.
  Alenka de pres di joystik bɔtin dɛn wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn pɔynt di tank to di Amɛrikan sojaman dɛn. Ɛn i kin pas tru di sojaman dɛn we de waka na fut. WAN
  Oksana de pres in leg dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin wit in fut finga dɛn ɛn shot. I kin brok lɛk di glas we de na wan Amɛrika Ami motoka.
  Ɛn i de swɛt to insɛf se:
  - Mi na so wan amazing warrior! Di ay pas ɔl di aerobatics na di wɔl!
  Rɔshian gyal pikin dɛn bin tek di ɛnimi lɛk dat. Ɛn na so dɛn kin trit. Ɛn di gɔn stil de wok ɛn i de faya wit ay spid.
  Ɛn afta dat, na laser iluminɛshɔn de. Wan bɔku bɔku pwɛl pwɛl ɛn pwɛl...
  Alenka bin shot bak wit in bare finga dɛn, dɛn kayn sɛxy limb dɛn de ɛn i bin de siŋ:
  - Di dɔktɔ bin tink se wɔ de... I mek kanɔn wit... fes!
  Oksana laf ɛn i pres di bɔtin dɛn bak wit in bare finga dɛn... Ɛn so i nel di Amɛrika pipul dɛn. Ɛn i de chew in yon gam wit in tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal. Agresiv gyal - jɔs supa!
  Alenka, we bin de faya ɛn jomp, bin imajin se in na yɔŋ bɔbɔ, bɔt we gɛt bɔku mɔsul dɛn. Ɛn dat i de ɛnjɔy bɔku ɛn fayn tɛm.
  Di titi tek am ɛn siŋ se:
  - Sɔprayz! Sɔprayz! Lɔng layf sɔprayz!
  Oksana jomp op ɛn se:
  - Hitler in gang de pan trial!
  Ɛn i de pres in il we nɔ gɛt natin pan di joystik bɔtin dɛn! Ɛn di Yanki dɛn bin gɛt di kɔfin. Ɛn di wɔriɔ go want fɔ laf...
  Na sɔm ɔda payɔnia dɛn ya: Iva ɛn Gɛtrud. Dis na fayn fayn uman dɛn na Jamani. Ɛn bak blant dɛn.
  Aw ɔda we dɛn go bit yu! Ɛn dɛn go tek ɛn shred di Amɛrika pipul dɛn.
  Gertrude tek ɛn drɔp wan vaykum bɔm pan di Yankees. Ɛn afta dat, wan ol batri we de fɛt di plen dɛn bin flay na di ays, ɛn 4 tank dɛn. Pantap dat, wan pan di mastodon dɛn we pas wan ɔndrɛd tan. Ɛn i go tek am ɛn tɔn am bak. Ɛn di katapila dɛn go ɔp. Ɛn di rɔla dɛn tek ɔf ɛn rol...
  Iva bin faya wan duzin rɔket dɛn bak, dɔn di Amɛrika pipul dɛn, ɛn i bin rasp:
  - Di wan we nɔ gɛt at ɛn sol! I go gɛt layf bak na di ol we nɔ gɛt bɔtɔm na ɛlfaya! I go bi Setan in bɛst brɔda - wi gyal pikin dɛn na kul igl!
  Ɛn i kin kɔntrol di plen bak wit di finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin fɔ di leg dɛn we rili fayn ɛn we dɛn kɔt kɔt.
  Gɛtrud bin de ala se:
  - Pul di shap hama tayt! Setan de waka na strit! - Shek yu brɔst we dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ nekɛd. - I de sɛt trap fɔ sina dɛn! Wan shap naif de ɔnda di klos! Udat go fɔdɔm fɔ in lay lay tin dɛn! I go pwɛl in sol nɔto fɔ wan peni!
  Ɛn wan ol duzin gyal pikin dɛn bin ala se:
  - Di dɛbul de ya! Di dɛbul de de! Laif tan lɛk drim - na kɔmplit lay lay tin!
  Ɛn afta dat, na di A-30 mishɔl we go hit mi lɛk krayzi... Di wan ol blɔk tɔn to krata. Di Nazi dɛn gɛt dɛn kayn wɛpɔn dɛn de we de kil pipul dɛn!
  Ɛn na wan gyal we bin rili fayn ɛn we bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i nekɛd ɛn we gɛt sɛvin kɔlɔ ia stayl bin de kɔmand bak fɔ mek dɛn lanch di rɔket.
  Di Washinton garison bin kapitul. Ɛn afta sɔm dez, ɔda Amɛrikan sojaman dɛn. So di sɛkɔn wɔl wɔ bin dɔn wit tu pat. Ɔ sɔntɛm di Tɔd wan. Bɔt Hitlɛr nɔ bin ɛnjɔy di win we i win fɔ lɔng tɛm.
  Na Epril 20, 1957, jɔs di batde fɔ di big dikteta ɛn kriminal, di plen bin fɔdɔm. Na so di trɔbul we di Fuhrer bin de rul bin dɔn.
  Afta di dikteta day, sivil fɛt-fɛt bin kam, ɛn natin nɔ bin fayn fɔ am atɔl. Hitler in pikin dɛn we dɛn bin gɛt tru atifishal insemination, bin tu yɔŋ fɔ gɛt di tron. Ɛn di Fuhrer insɛf nɔ bin lɛf insɛf as rijɛnt we pɔsin kin abop pan.
  Petya bin notis wit wan luk we nɔ satisfay se:
  - Wan prɔspɛkt we nɔ rili fayn!
  Tasha bin tɔk wit agresiv wan se:
  - Bɔt wi jɔs sev mɔtalman frɔm am! Ɛn ɔltin go bɛtɛ, ɛn bɔku mɔ ɛnjɔymɛnt!
  Kerɛn bin nak in lip ɛn tɔk se:
  - Na tru se ɔltin go bɛtɛ pasmak! Di kɔntri go gɛt prɔspɛkt, ɛn nyu frɔnt, pik fɔ gro!
  Petya bin gi advays, nɔto tu kɔnfidɛns se:
  - Maybe wi kin drink de?
  Karen bin gri se:
  - Mek wi drink wan drink!
  Tasha frowned en cooed:
  - Bɔt na smɔl smɔl champagne nɔmɔ! Vodka de mek a sik!
  Ɛn i rɔn go na di sɛkshɔn, ɛn opin di kabinɛt wit wan ki we dɛn dɔn plet gold.
  Afta dɛn dɔn trowe di wata we gɛt fom, ɔl di tri hiro dɛn bin tɔk wanwɔd se:
  - Fɔ wi win!
  Ɛn Tasha ad, i jomp ɔp:
  - Fɔ di Mama Land! Fɔ Stalin!
  
  
  
  
  
  WAN BRIF SƆMARI BƆT DI ADVƐNTƆR DƐN WE ALEXEY SOTNIKOV DU
  ANOTESHƆN
  Alexey Sotnikov ɛn in wɛf Alyonushka gɛt pikin dɛn. Alɛksi gɛt prɔpati we di Tsa gi am ɛn i gɛt taytul fɔ bi prins. Ɛn i bin dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i fɔgɛt se in men gol na fɔ fɛn di ɔligarch we bin dɔn rɔnawe.
  Tugeda wit in rili strɔng ɛn skilful witch wɛf, dɛn de rɛdi fɔ nyu fɛt dɛn we gɛt fɔ apin tumara bambay. Pawaful ɛn sofistikieted wɔriɔ dɛn no se di Polish-Lithuanian Kɔmɔnwelt de gɛda sojaman dɛn, ivin wit mɔni ɛp frɔm di Vatikan. Na tru se di nyu pɔsin dɔn pripia bɔku sɔprayz dɛn we nɔ fayn. Fɔs, yuz, fɔ tru, di no bɔt tumara bambay.
  Sɔm pan dɛn na yunikɔn, flintlɔk, ɛn balyɔn fɔ luk fɔ pipul dɛn ɛn fɔ bɔm dɛn. As well as di kɔntrol fɔ di sojaman dɛn we de yuz flag, ɛn di ɔganayzeshɔn fɔ di linya rank dɛn.
  Bɔt di ɛnimi dɛnsɛf nɔ de slip. Di Jesuit Ɔda haya wan monstrously pawaful ninja masta fɔ kil Skopin-Shuisky ɛn in fetful savant dɛn. Di tray fɔ kil pɔsin kin apin klos to jɔs afta we Sotnikov ɛn Alyonushka kam.
  Afta wan fɛt we rili at, wan man ɛn in wɛf we gɛt maynd kil wan ɛnimi we denja, bɔt dɛn wund bad bad wan. Ɛn Skopin-Shuisky bin wund bad bad wan. Fɔ mek i go bak in sol frɔm wan yunivas we fiba am, dɛn fos Sɔtnikɔf fɔ go insay wan bad bad kɔmpitishɔn. Insay wan titi we rili strɔng in bɔdi, i de fɛt wit wan ol grup we na sojaman dɛn we dɛn de pe fɔ ɛn majik pipul dɛn. I nɔ izi fɔ am fɔ win di ɛnimi wan bay wan.
  Alyonushka kin go tru sɔm bad bad fɛt dɛn bak bifo i kam bak wit in lɔvman ɛn leta i mek Skopin-Shuisky kam bak. Na tru se, fɛt-fɛt kin apin na paralel yunivas, ɛn dɛn kin rili tranga.
  Bɔt di gol dɔn rich ɛn Skopin-Shuisky kam layf. Bay dis tɛm, di pipul dɛn na Swidan ɛn di pipul dɛn na Polan bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi kam nia di siti dɛn na Rɔshia. Ɛn Smɔlensk de ɔnda atak.
  Skopin-Shuisky fɔs mek wan trip na di dairekshɔn fɔ Novgorod. Wit wan siriɔs atak we i de atak wantɛm wantɛm i win di Swidan pipul dɛn. Sotnikov tek sɔm siti dɛn bay we i de yuz kɔni kɔni we. Dɛn kin ivin kech di kiŋ na Swidan. Pantap dat, bikɔs i na bin kiŋ we rili yɔŋ, i kin lɛk wan pan Alenka in fayn fayn padi dɛn.
  Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn, we de tek advantej pan di prɛzɛns fɔ ay kwaliti ɛn mɔdan wɛpɔn dɛn (tanki fɔ di no bɔt di fa fa fiuja!) ɛn bɛtɛ ɔganayzeshɔn, tek Narva, Revel, ɛn mek dɛn kɔntrol di Baltik stet dɛn.
  Dɔn, wan kɔnfidɛns atak we di ami we bin ɔganayz fayn ɛn we bin bɔku na Skopin-Shuisky bin atak wit di win we di Pols ɛn di mɛsenja sojaman dɛn we bin de nia Smɔlensk bin win.
  Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn ivin ebul fɔ kech Kiŋ Sigismɔnd na Polan ɛn in bɔy pikin we nem Wladislɔ.
  Bɔt afta dat, di Jesuit dɛn, wit di ɛp we di trɛtin boyars, ɔganayz di Polish kiŋ ɛn prins fɔ rɔnawe. As i tan lɛk, gold ki kin opin ɛni get.
  Bɔt dis nɔ go ebul fɔ chenj di we aw di wɔ de go bifo. Pantap dat, Alenka gɛt bɔku witch galfrɛn dɛn, dɛn rili fayn, dɛn yɔŋ na do, bɔt fɔ tru, dɛn dɔn liv lɔng ɛn dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt ɛkspiriɛns. Dɛn witch ya, ivin we dɛn de waka, kin tɔk bɔt dɛn advantej dɛn na majik wɔl dɛn. Ɛn i klia se nɔto wi wangren de na di wan ol wɔl!
  Di Rɔshian ami tek di tin we dɛn dɔn du. Win wan win afta di ɔda wan.
  Skopin-Shuisky insɛf advans na di sɛnta ɛn go na Polotsk. I kin tek am klos to we i nɔ fɛt, ɛn i kin yuz mɔ advans artileri. Dɔn i tek Minsk ɛn Vilno.
  Sotnikov, togɛda wit Alenka, insɛf bi gɔvna, ɛn i tek Kyiv ɔlmost witout resistance. Dɔn i muf go ɔdasay na Yukren. Di pipul dɛn we de na di eria, we dɔn taya wit di pawa we di bigman dɛn gɛt, de sɔpɔt di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn. Di trɛnk we Sotnikov in ami gɛt de gro. Dɛn tek Lvov... Dɔn sɔm ɔda win dɛn, ɛn afta dɛn dɔn atak dɛn bad bad wan, di siti we big pas ɔl na Polan, we nem Krakow, bin fɔdɔm.
  Na da tɛm de, Skopin-Shuisky tek Grodno, Brest, ɛn kam nia Wɔsaw.
  Sotnikov rɔsh wit di sojaman dɛn we de rayd ɔs fɔ ɛp am. Bɔt we i de go, i nɔ bin de tink se i go mit wan ol Jesuit pɔsin we i sabi. Dat nɔto so bad!
  Along wit am na di jenɛral bak fɔ di ɔlmayti ɔda. Dɛn tu prins dɛn ya na di chɔch gɛt wɔndaful majik pawa, ɛn dɛn de gi wan disisiv fɛt.
  Bɔt di man ɛn in wɛf we nem Alyonushka ɛn Alɛksi nɔ giv ɔp. Dɛn kin fɛt wit frenzied fury. Ɛn te go, dɛn kin win dɛn kɔmpin dɛn ɛn dɛn majik.
  Ɛn afta dat, di mask fɔdɔm ɛn i kam fɔ no se di jenɛral fɔ di Jesuit Ɔda na infakt di sem ɔligarch we bin rɔnawe, we nem Artem Sinitsa, we dɛn bin prɔmis fɔ gi bɔku bɔku mɔni.
  Di mishɔn dɔn ɛn dɛn fɛn di statu fɔ Svarog. Sotnikov de tray fɔ kam bak, wit Sinitsyn.
  Bɔt we i kam bak, i kam wantɛm wantɛm se instead fɔ gi am blɛsin ɛn di bɔku bɔku mɔni we i bin dɔn prɔmis, Alɛksi go go na jel. Dɛn bin kam fɔ no se i dɔn kil et bandɛt dɛn. Apat frɔm dat, dɛn bin ɛng wan spɛshal sojaman we dɛn bin shot bay mistek pan Sɔtnikɔv. So na dis wɔl, no ples nɔ de fɔ pɔsin we bin de du stuntman ɛn kandidet fɔ sayɛns, we bin dɔn fɛt wɔ. Dem don put am fo di All-Union wanted list and dem go fos am to ayd fo di res of im laif.
  Di wangren tin we kin kɔrej am na dat in wɛf bɔn twins we Alɛksi nɔ bin de, ɛn naw di mɛja gɛt fayv pikin dɛn. Na tru se dɛn stil nid fɔ mɛn dɛn ɛn gi dɛn tin fɔ it.
  Alɛksi bin fos di oligarch fɔ sheb di fi fɔ di sɔch ɛn pe ɔl in dɛt dɛn.
  Afta dat i lɛf di twɛnti fɔs sɛntiwɔd ɛn go bak bak to trɔbul tɛm, usay i so saksesful fɔ mek in wok ɛn du big tin dɛn. Pantap dat, Alenka de op fɔ gɛt in sɛkɔn twins.
  
  GUDERIAN IN KƆNTRAK
  Insay Jun 1944, di edman fɔ di Jɛnɛral Staf, Guderian, pan ɔl dat, bin ebul fɔ mek Hitlɛr bigin fɔ strayk wantɛm wantɛm na di sawt. Di Nazi dɛn bin atak frɔm di teritɔri na Mɔldova ɛn di wɛst pat na Yukren na say dɛn we bin de kam togɛda. Dɛn bin put Mainstein fɔ de oba dis as di pɔsin we gɛt ɛkspiriɛns ɛn we gɛt kɔni pas ɔlman. Di Jamani dɛn bin ebul fɔ gɛt kɔmplit taktik sɔprayz.
  Ɛn dɛn bin gɛt bɔku tank dɛn, ɛn wan pan dɛn tank dɛn de na di nyu wan we gɛt pawa pas ɔl we dɛn kɔl Tayga-2. We dɛn yuz dis mashin fayn fayn wan, i nɔ bin gɛt ɛnitin we ikwal to am. Sɔviɛt gɔn dɛn nɔ bin de go insay in frɔnt klos, ɛn di gɔn dɛn bin de nak di Rɛd Ami ikwipmɛnt dɛn fa fawe.
  Di fɛt dɛn sho se di Soviet ami nɔ bin rɛdi gud gud wan fɔ difend, ɛn di kɔmand bin ansa let. Di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt bɔku bɛnifit pan tank dɛn, bikɔs di bɛst Soviet yunit dɛn bin de rɛdi fɔ atak na Belarus.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin ivin ebul fɔ mek wan big kɔl, ɛn dɛn bin de rawnd bɔku Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn. Di taktik ɛn ɔpreshɔnal sakrifays we di Nazi dɛn bin gɛt bin mek dɛn kansel di Opareshɔn Bagreshɔn. Ɛn Stalin bigin fɔ transfa sojaman dɛn kwik kwik wan frɔm di sɛnt to di sawt.
  Insay Frans, di Alɛy dɛn bak nɔ bin ebul fɔ du am. Guderian bin fɛnɔt di plan fɔ di land na Nɔmandi, ɛn pul di tank dɛn go ɔp to di say we dɛn land bifo tɛm. Ɛn dɛn bin trowe di British ɛn Amɛrika pipul dɛn na di si. Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin stil strɔng na motoka dɛn. Ɛn dɛn Panta strɔng pas di Sherman ɛn Churchill fa fawe.
  We dɛn bin win di Soviet sojaman dɛn na Yukren, dat bin mek Stalin vɛks bad bad wan. Di lida bin akt rili chaotically, prohibit fɔ pul sojaman dɛn, ɛn di sem tɛm tray fɔ transfa fɔs frɔm di sɛnta, ɛn rili rɔsh.
  Mainstein tek advantej pan dis fɔ hit in ɛnimi wan bay wan. Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn bin win afta dɛn dɔn win. Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin mek nyu bɔyl dɛn. So Zhitomir bin fɔdɔm.
  Insay Frans, Rommel bin drɛb di sɛkɔn tɛm we di Alɛy dɛn bin tray fɔ land insay Julay. Dɛn bin kech bɔku British ɛn Amɛrika pipul dɛn. Di Jaman sabmarin dɛn bak bin pwɛl di Alɛy dɛn bad bad wan. Insay Ɔgɔst, di tɔd tɛm we dɛn bin tray fɔ land bin dɔn wit ɔda dɛf. Di Alɛy dɛn bin stɔp fɔ bɔm Jamani fɔ sɔm tɛm. Dɛn bin kech tumɔs sojaman dɛn. Di Jamani dɛnsɛf bin win di wɔ na Yukren. Dɛn tek bɔku siti dɛn, ɛn dɛn win di Rɛd Ami. Ɛn dɛn bin ivin go nia Kiev.
  Stalin bin disayd fɔ pul insɛf kɔmɔt biɛn di Dnieper. Ɛn da sem tɛm de, di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin tray fɔ atak Pskɔv ɛn Talin. Bɔt dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ du dis tray. Insay di fɛt dɛn we dɛn bin de fɛt na di ist, di Jamani dɛn bin sabi fɔ yuz dɛn tank dɛn. Ɛspɛshali "Panther". Di nyu MP-44 asɔlt rayf, we nɔ bin gɛt ɛni ikwal, bin tɔn to rili gud.
  Di fɛt sho se, ɔnda skilful kɔmand, di Jamani dɛn stil ebul fɔ win.
  Insay di ɔtom fɔti-fo, wan mɔ advans ɛn bɛtɛ protɛkt modifyeshɔn fɔ di "Panther" "F" bigin fɔ kam insay Hitler in yunit dɛn. Ɛn "Tiger"-2 bin apia wit injin we gɛt 1000 ɔspawɛl. Di Alɛy dɛn ɛn di Jamani dɛn bin ridyus di kayn fɛt-fɛt we dɛn bin de fɛt. Di bɔm we dɛn bin de bɔm di Tɔd Rayk bin stɔp. Di we aw dɛn bin de mek wɛpɔn dɛn na Jamani bin kɔntinyu fɔ bɔku. Di ME-262 bin pruv se na motoka we fast, we gɛt pawaful wɛpɔn dɛn, ɛn we nɔ de wok tranga wan.
  Di Arado bɔm bɔm bin sho bak in pawa. Di Jamani dɛn bin mek dɛnsɛf strɔng fɔ krɔs di Dnieper ɛn dɛn bin rɛdi fɔ di kampen we dɛn bin de du insay di kol sizin. Dɛn bin stil de tink se dɛn go win.
  Stalin bin bigin fɔ fɛt na di sɛnta insay Janwari 1945. We di Rɛd Ami bin lɔs bɔku mɔni, dɛn bin brok di Wehrmacht difens dɛn ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ go bifo pas di Dnieper. Bɔt insay Fɛbwari, pawaful Nazi tank dɛn, inklud di nyu Panta, bin brok di difens dɛn we bin de na di flank ɛn kɔt di Soviet yunit dɛn. Di Japan pipul dɛn bin sink di Jaman ship dɛn we bin de kam land na di Filipins.
  Kɔl ɛn pwɛl pwɛl bin kam bak. Insay Amɛrika, Ruzvelt bin lɔs di ilɛkshɔn ɛn i gri wit di Ripɔblikan dɛn. I bin dɔn wan trus wit di Tɔd Rayk ɛn i bin stɔp fɔ sɛn tin dɛn ɔnda Lɛnd-Liz to Rɔshia. Ɛn Briten bak bin lɛf di wɔ.
  Ɛn di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt di E-50 tank. Di motoka rili kul. Bikɔs dɛn bin sev di kada shaft ɛn di say we di transmishɔn ɛn injin de togɛda, dɛn bin ridyus di ayt fɔ di motoka. I bin ridyus mɔ bay wan mɔ advans transmishɔn wit drayvin riya wil. Dis bin mek di Jamani pipul dɛn, we dɛn bin de buk di Tayga-2, fɔ ridyus di wet fɔ di tank to 50 tan ɛn mek di injin aksɛleret to 1,200 ɔspaw. Di angul dɛn we di armored sheet dɛn bin de inklin bin de go ɔp bak, ɛn dis bin mek dɛn protɛkt dɛn mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Ɛn wan 88-mm kanɔn wit 100 EL wit big akkuracy, wan ay rit fɔ faya we na 12 rawnd pan minit, ɛn wan haydrolik stebyulayza. Di tɔrɛt bin smɔl ɛn i bin kɔmpakt pas di wan we di Tayga-2 bin gɛt. Di motoka bin tɔn to pɔsin we pɔsin kin ebul fɔ muv, i bin ebul fɔ rɔn kwik kwik wan, fɔ 1945, i bin protɛkt am fayn fayn wan na di fɔs pat, ɛn i bin gɛt wan tank we de pwɛl di kanɔn.
  Yuz fɔ fɛt sho di prɛktikal we di E-50 gɛt. Ɛn ifektiv insay fɛt - wan ideal brek-bruk tank. Di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt di men motoka, we bin bɛtɛ pas di Panta pan in kwaliti dɛn. Di fɛt bigin wit di spring ɔfɛnsin na di sɛnt. Ɛn di we aw di Soviet difɛns bin brok.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin de atak na nɛt bay we dɛn de yuz infrarɛd tin dɛn. Ɛn dɛn bin krɔs di advays lɛk pɔsin we de blo.
  Dɛn drɛb bɔku bɔku prizina dɛn bak ɛn dɛn tek Smɔlensk. Dɔn to Vyazma. Di Jamani pipul dɛn gɛt gɔn dɛn bak we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf we dɛn kɔl E-10 ɛn E-25. Di E-75 tank sɛf bin apia. Wan mashin we gɛt kɔmpakt layout ɛn transvas arenjmɛnt fɔ di injin ɛn transmishɔn. Di ayt fɔ di motoka bin de go dɔŋ, ɛn i bin kam dɔŋ ɛn skwatin. di tik we di hul fכrεd tik na 200 mm pan angle, di sayd dεm na 125 mm, di stεn na 150 mm na angle. Di tawa strɔng pas dat: 252 mm na di frɔnt, 150 mm na di sayd dɛn ɛn na di biɛn na di slop. Ɛn wan gɔn we gɛt 128 mm. Na di sem tɛm, di Jamani dɛn bin mit sɛvinti tan, ɛn dɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ drayv fayn fayn wan wit injin we gɛt 1200 ɔspaw.
  Di E-75 bin bi di tank we pawaful pas ɔl we dɛn bin de mek bɔku bɔku wan na di Third Reich. Di E-100 nɔ bin go insay prodakshɔn, ɛn di we aw dɛn mek am bin dɔn ol.
  Bay Ɔgɔst 1945, di Jamani dɛn bin kam nia Mɔsko ɛn dɛn bin rawnd Lɛningrad bak.
  Stalin nɔ bin ebul fɔ agens ɛnitin yet to di jet ayrakt fɔ di Luftwaffe ɛn di nyu E-siris tank dɛn.Di divɛlɔpmɛnt fɔ di T-54 bin delay, ɛn di IS-3 tɔn to wan dia dia tank.
  Stalin bin tɔk se dɛn fɔ stɔp Hitlɛr fɔ fɛt wɔ. Bɔt i nɔ bin gri fɔ du dat. Insay di fɔl, di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn rawnd Mɔsko, ɛn di USSR gɔvmɛnt bin muf go na Kuibyshev.
  Di wɔ wit Jepan bin drɛg sɔm bikɔs ɔf di taktik sakrifays dɛn we di samurai dɛn bin gɛt na di fɛt na di Filipins. Ɛn di Amɛrika pipul dɛn nɔ bin tek Ɔkinawa. Ɛn di nyuklia wok dɔn stɔp. Fɔ tru, bɔku trap dɛn de.
  Ɛn Stalin nɔ bin ebul fɔ gɛt ɛnibɔdi in ɛp.
  Ɛn di Jamani dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt disk plen ɛn wan Ju-287 jet bɔm we de wok.
  We Disɛmba dɔn, Mɔsko bin fɔdɔm. Ɛn insay Fɛbwari, di Jamani dɛn bin atak Gɔki ɛn tɔn na di sawt say. Voronezh bin fɔdɔm insay Mach. Di Nazi dɛn bin tɔn to Stalingrad.
  Nays gyal pikin dɛn bin de drayv wan E-15 sɛlf-prɔpul gɔn, i bin dɔn wam, na spring, Epril. Di wɔriɔ dɛn we nem Albina ɛn Alvina bin gladi fɔ pul dɛn klos ɛn jɔs wɛr bikini. Dɛn tu bin rayd ledɔm pan wan gɔn we rili prɛktikal we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf. Di ayt na 1.4 mita nɔmɔ, di gɔn na frɔm di Panther, di frɔntal klos na 82 mm pan angle we na 45 digri, di sayd klos na 52 mm, plus rɔla dɛn. Di injin de mek 550 ɔspawɛl ɛn i we 16 tan. Mek wi jos se na gud mashin. Strɔng pas aw di T-34-85 go bi. Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn de rɔn pan am. Di pawaful injin de gi ɔt, ɛn di wɔman dɛn de splash dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Albina shot wan Soviet we gɛt tati 4 pipul dɛn. Ɛn i hit di target, ɛn i de wispa:
  - Mi na Jaman ɛn a rili kul.
  Alvina brok di tɔrɛt bak na di Sɔviɛt mashin ɛn chirp:
  - A lɛk fɔ de barefut na di kol!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn kin ivin jomp wit gladi at. Ɛn dɛn kin twirl wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Aw dɛn fayn ɛn sɛxy.
  Albina bin faya di Soviet motoka. Di Panther in kanɔn hit tranga wan ɛn di projɛktayl kɔr na yuraniɔm. Ɛn i kin shot frɔm fa fa say. Dɛn kin gɛt di rɛd wan dɛn frɔm di Jamani dɛn. Wetin dɛn bin want? Wi bin kɔntakt di Wehrmacht. Ɛn di Jamani dɛn gɛt strɔng agyumɛnt - gyal pikin dɛn: barefut ɛn insay bikini!
  Alvina krash wan Russian motoka ɛn i twit se:
  - Wach out fo wi... Wi de kul!
  Albina bin atak wan Soviet tank, i ram in bɔdi ɛn his:
  - A kɔmɔt na di pusi famili!
  Dɔn i stɔp in tɔŋ bak. Di titi imajin aw i de lik di gladi gladi man pafɛkt wit in tong ɛn kray wit voluptuously. Wel, aw nais gyal in mɔt kin fil frɔm dis.
  Alvina bin nak di Rɔshian tank bak. I brok di tawa, chɛr di mɛtal lɛk plastic ɛn swɛt:
  - Wan midul hariken dɔn pas tru!
  Albina bin yuz wan lɔng tong bak, i bin pwɛl di tawa na di Soviet mashin ɛn i bin de kray se:
  - Uman dɛn kul, usay yu de gɛt yu trɛnk!
  Ɛn i bin wink pan insɛf. I ful-ɔp wit difrɛn kayn ɛnaji. Ɛn dɛn kayn pawa dɛn de in jɔnal. Wetin dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ tɔk na fayn fayn stori, dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ tɔk bɔt am wit pen. Ɛn di pawa rili wɔndaful.
  Alvina bin de gigl ɛn chirp, i shot di tati-fo pipul dɛn:
  - Ɛn di gras-grɔs go rɔn fɔ gi di bɔtul dɛn!
  Albina bin hit bak, brok di Soviet motoka ɛn ala se:
  - Ɛn wi go de siŋ bɔt sɔntin pan di vaylin!
  Yɛs, dis na tu-tri wɔriɔ dɛn. Ɛn dɛn de drayv da kayn fayn fayn gɔn de we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf. No pawa nɔ go ebul fɔ tinap agens dɛn. Ivin if dis pawa dɔn frɔz we volkeno de bɔn.
  Alvina, we i dɔn brok wan Soviet motoka, i de chirp:
  - Nɔbɔdi nɔ go stɔp wi!
  Albina split wan Rɔshian tank ɛn gi:
  - Nɔbɔdi nɔ go win wi!
  Alvina, we bin dɔn shot di Soviet mastodon, bin hiss:
  - Wait wulf dɛn de krɔs ɛnimi dɛn!
  Albina tek am ɛn i bit am bak wit shel. I bin gut di ɛnimi ɛn swɛt:
  - Wait wulf dɛn de salut to hiro dɛn!
  Wan tu gyal pikin dɛn bin luk rili impɔtant. Dɛn bin de grin ɛn spak wit tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal. Ɛn dɛn bin de sɛn gift dɛn ɔlsay.
  Us kayn gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf E-15? Wan rili gud wɛpɔn. Stealth, agile, very nimble, ɛn gud fɔrɛst protɛkshɔn. Dis na rili fayn tin fɔ du. Ɛn di rɔla dɛn kin kɔba ɔl tu di say dɛn. Dis kayn skwat sɛlf-propɛl gɔn.
  Albina bin de ala na di tap pat pan in lɔng ɛn sprɛy wan kɔrɛkt hit wit wan tati-fo:
  - Insay di oli wɔ - na de wi win go de!
  Alvina bin brok wan Soviet tank ɛn tɔk se:
  - Imperial flag fɔ go bifo - glori to di hiro dɛn we dɔn fɔdɔm!
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn bin de siŋ wit kɔrɛkt:
  - Nɔbɔdi nɔ go stɔp wi! Nɔbɔdi nɔ go win wi! Aryan uman dɛn de pwɛl di ɛnimi! Aryan uman dɛn na hiro dɛn bak!
  Ɛn di wɔri pipul dɛn bin wink. Ɛn dɛn bin de sho dɛn tit. Ɛn dɛn bin tan lɛk se dɛn de sɛl lard ɛn sosish.
  Albina tek am ɛn mumu wit aplomb, ɛn pwɛl di Soviet motoka dɛn:
  - Iv Aryan dɛn kin flɔk togɛda! Na da tɛm de nɔmɔ di res go sev! Di wan dɛn we wik kin day, dɛn kin kil dɛn, ɛn klin di oli blɔd!
  Ɛn dɛn tu gyal pikin dɛn ya bin de siŋ wit kɔrɛkt:
  - Nɔbɔdi nɔ go stɔp wi! Nɔbɔdi nɔ go win wi! Nɔbɔdi nɔ go stɔp wi! Nɔbɔdi nɔ go win wi! Aryan uman dɛn go tramp di ɛnimi! Aryan uman dɛn kin salut to hiro dɛn!
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin kam nia Stalingrad. Di sɛkɔn fɛt fɔ wan siti na di Vɔlga insay di wɔl in istri bin bigin. Na naw nɔmɔ i bin at fɔ di USSR. Dɛn dɔn tek Mɔsko, ɛn di Jamani dɛn gɛt Sturmtigers ɛn ivin mɔ pawaful Sturmmouses.
  Di las motoka bin gɛt 600-mm rɔket lansa ɛn i bin pwɛl ɔltin. As i hit so, i de pwɛl di wan ol blɔk. Dis na pawa we de kil pɔsin.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi tek ɔlmost di wan ol Vɔlga rijɔn ɛn dɛn bin de tek Stalingrad wit di ɛp we di dayv bɔm dɛn bin de ɛp dɛn.
  Dɛn bin tek di siti insay tu wiks, ɛn ɔl di Jaman prɔpaganda bin de ala lawd wan bɔt. Ɛn afta dat, Kuibyshev bin fɔdɔm. Türkiye bin go insay di wɔ, ɛn i bin de muf tru di Kɔkas.
  Ɛn di Jamani pipul dɛn rili de ala wit gladi at. We 1946 dɔn, di Nazi dɛn bin rich na di Yural. Stalin bin rɔnawe go na Novorossiysk. Laki se Japan en USA stil de ala, en kwik kwik wan.
  Dɔn Hitler bin dɔn gi pis. Jamani gɛt Sɛntral Eshia di sem tɛm. Ɛn Sayberia ɛn di Fa Is stil gɛt sɔri-at wit Stalin.
  Sɔntɛm wi bin gri. Dɛn bin sayn wan agrimɛnt fɔ sɛtul di prɔblɛm. Ɛn dɛn mek pis. Sɛntral Eshia bin fɛn insɛf ɔnda di Tɔd Rayk. Ɛn di Nazi dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt wit Briten ɛn Amɛrika. Laki se wi an nɔ tay, bɔt pis stil de.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin muf go na India. Ɛn insay Mach 1947, dɛn bin tek Jibraltar. Ɛn dɛn land na Mɔrokɔ. Dɛn bigin fɔ muf go na Afrika kwik kwik wan. Faya fɛt-fɛt bin bigin. Di Jaman tank E-50 bin gɛt mɔ pawaful gas tɔbayn injin ɛn i bin ebi mɔ. I wet bin go ɔp to siksti fayv tan. Di frɔntal klos bin tik 250 milimita ɛn di sayd dɛn bin tik 170 milimita. Di gɔn bin stil de di sem, bikɔs i bin ebul fɔ bia fayn wit di tank dɛn we di Alɛy dɛn bin de fɛt. Na di optik nɔmɔ dɔn bi ivin bɛtɛ. Di tin dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ si na nɛt bak dɔn bɛtɛ.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin rili aktif. Dɛn bin kech Mɔrokɔ, Aljeria, Tunisia, Libya. Ɛn afta dat, Ijipt. Di supiriɔriti pan di kwantiti ɛn kwaliti fɔ wɛpɔn dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de tek in toll. Di Amɛrikan Pɛshing nɔ bin ebul fɔ bia wit di E-50, ɛn dɛn bin sɔfa fɔ win afta dɛn win am. Smɔl smɔl, ɔl Afrika bin kam fɔ bi Jamani. Na di we aw dɛn nɔ bin de tɔk to dɛnsɛf nɔmɔ bin mek dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ gɛt di tin dɛn we dɛn nid.
  Na da sem tɛm de, wan wɔ bin de bak we dɛn bin de yuz sabmarin. Insay 1947, dɛn bin kech India ɛn Iran ɔl tu. Ɛn insay Janwari 1948, Sawt Afrika sɛf bin fɔdɔm. Dɛn bigin fɔ pripia fɔ mek dɛn atak Briten. Di Amɛrikin dɛn bin gi di Tɔd Rayk fɔ sheb di say dɛn we dɛn gɛt pawa. Hitler bin se i dɔn tu let. Ɛn wi bin gɛt fɔ bia wit am insay 1940.
  Insay Jun 1949, dɛn bin land na Briten fayn fayn wan. Afta wan mɔnt we dɛn bin de fɛt tranga wan, di mɛtropɔlis bin fɔdɔm. Na da sem tɛm de, di Nazi dɛn ɛn di sojaman dɛn we bin de na di kɔntri we dɛn bin de rul bin tek Chaina. Wan planɛt trɛt dɔn kam. Di ɔtom landin bin apin na Ɔstrelia. Ɛn afta dat, di Jepan ɛn Jamani pipul dɛn bin mek wan brij na Latin Amɛrika.
  1950 bin apin we dɛn bin de fɛt Amɛrika frɔm di sawt ɛn nɔt. Di Yankees bin de lɔs grɔn ɛn dɛn bin de tɔn bak. Na Janwari 30, 1951, Amɛrika bin sɔrɛnda. Di sityueshɔn fɔ di wɔl hegemon fɔ di Third Reich ɛn Japan dɔn divɛlɔp. Stalin bin day Mach 5, 1953. Ɛn insay Epril 20, 1953, di Tɔd Rayk bin atak Jepan. Wan ɔda wɔ dɔn bigin. Afta siks mɔnt, dɛn bin win Jepan. So di Third Reich bin bi di absolyut hegemon. Insay Epril 20, 1955, Jamani sojaman dɛn bin atak di say dɛn we bin lɛf na di USSR.
  Naw Malenkov bin de bifo di stet. Dɛn bin arɛst Beria ɛn shot am. Di Rɛd Ami bin gɛt nyu T-55 tank, bɔt we nɔ bin bɛtɛ pas di Jamani mak dɛn. Ɛn di fɔs dɛn nɔ bin ikwal. Insay di fɔs wik dɛn we dɛn bin de fɛt, di Jamani dɛn bin go bifo wan tawzin kilomita frɔm di wɛst ɛn ist. Dɛn bin tek Vladivostok, Khabarovsk, Kemerovo, ɛn bɔku ɔda siti dɛn. Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin kam nia Novosibirsk.
  Bɔt Adɔlf Hitlɛr bin krash in plen Jun 22, 1956. Ɛn we i ol siksti sɛvin ia, dɛn bin ambɔg di rul we di big dikteta bin de rul. I jɔs so apin...
  Di Fuhrer bin gɛt in bɔy pikin we sabi du in wok pas ɔlman fɔ tek in ples. Bɔt di big wan pan di Fuhrer dɛn bɔy pikin dɛn nɔ bin ol tɛn ia yet. So wan trɔbul bin kam. Ɛn di wɔ wit di USSR de kɔntinyu. Ɛn ɔnda dɛn kɔndishɔn ya, Mainstein bin tray fɔ mek sojaman dɛn tek di gɔvmɛnt.
  Ɛn i bin pul Schellenberg ɛn in SS. So di Nazi dɛn bin dɔnawe wit di Kiŋdɔm we Hitlɛr bin de rul. Ɛn udat bin lisin, du wɛl!
  
  SƐKRƐTA JƐNƐRAL GRIGORY ROMANOV
  Insay Mach 1985, di nyu Jɛnɛral Sɛktri fɔ di CPSU Sɛntral Kɔmiti nɔto bin Gɔbachev, bɔt na bin Grigɔri Romanov. Ɛn dis bin chenj di we aw istri bin de go bifo bad bad wan. Grigory Romanov, we bin ɔndastand di nid fɔ rifɔm na di ikɔmi, i bigin fɔ introduks kɔst akaunt ɛn limited makit rileshɔn. Bɔt insay pɔlitiks i bin ivin bigin fɔ biev bad pas di wan dɛn we bin de bifo am. Dɛn bin de mek di wan dɛn we nɔ gri wit di gɔvmɛnt sɔfa tranga wan ɛn dɛn bin de mek di pɔnishmɛnt fɔ pɔsin we nɔ go na skul, strɔng. Di fɛt agens kɔrɔpshɔn, we Andropov bin bigin, bin strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ. Ɛn natin nɔ de fɔ mek di kampen fɔ fɛt rɔm bin go tranga mɔ. Grigory Romanov nɔ bin go fɔ dimokrasi, ɛn i bin ivin tray fɔ tay di skru dɛn mɔ tayt.
  Mek wi no se, US don bring di oil praiz go dong. Bɔt na di USSR dɛn bigin fɔ wach aw dɛn de plant ɛn avɛst mɔ strikt wan.
  Grigory Romanov insɛf bin travul rawnd di big big ples dɛn na Rɔshia ɛn drɛb di wan dɛn we nɔ bin tek tɛm. Afta dat, dɛn bin arɛst dɛn ɛn dɛn bin de pɔnish dɛn fɔ kɔrɛkt dɛn. Dɛn bin de mek di wan dɛn we de wok de yɔŋ bak. Nyu pipul dɛn bin kam. Dɛn bin yuz di we aw dɛn bin de yuz karɔt ɛn stik. Wan big big fɛt agens kɔrɔpshɔn bin apin bak na Sɛntral Eshia.
  Di ikɔmi bigin fɔ pat wit di ikwal we dɛn de pe dɛn, ɛn di dimand frɔm di bɔs dɛn bin kam strikt mɔ. Dɛn bigin fɔ gi big big plan dɛn ɛn put di wan dɛn we nɔ du am na jel. So, di ikɔmi bin de go bifo mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Dɛn bin bigin fɔ yuz nyu teknɔlɔji dɛn ɛn mɔ kɔlchɔ we dɛn de yuz fɔ du agrikalchɔral biznɛs. Ɛn di wɔ na Afganistan bin kɔntinyu. Di Soviet grup bin ivin bigin fɔ bɔku.
  Di sojaman dɛn bin gɛt mɔ ɛn mɔ ɛkspiriɛns ɛn dɛn bin win di dushman dɛn. Bɔt di wɔ stil nɔ bin stɔp. Pan ɔl we di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin de prɛs di Mujahideen dɛn.
  Di rileshɔnship wit Amɛrika bin kɔntinyu fɔ bi ɛnimi. Bɔt as i bi, fɔ mek wan mishɔl difens sistɛm nɔ rili izi fɔ Amɛrika. Ɛn ɔnda di nyu Prɛsidɛnt Bush, di nɛgoshyɔn fɔ ridyus nyuklia kapabiliti bigin bak. Bɔt di prayz fɔ ɔyl bin kɔntinyu fɔ go dɔŋ. Ɛn Sadam Husayn bin tek Kuwait.
  Ɛn di prayz fɔ ɔyl bin jomp bad bad wan. Amɛrika bigin fɔ transfa sojaman dɛn to Saudi Arabia. Di USSR bin sɛn in grup we bin strɔng wit plen dɛn we de kɛr plen go na di shore dɛn na Kuwait. Wan fɛt-fɛt bigin bitwin Amɛrika ɛn di USSR na di Pashian Galf.
  Dɛn tu say dɛn ya bin de trɛtin bɔku pipul dɛn, Palestayn bin tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt, ɛn dɛn bin gɛt fɛt-fɛt wit Izrɛl. Kuwait bin bi pat pan Irak, ɛn dɛn bin ivin mek wan rifrendum bɔt dis tɔpik. Ɛn di kɔnfrɔntɛshɔn wit Amɛrika bin drɛg fɔ lɔng tɛm. Insay 1992, Klinton bin kam na Amɛrika, ɛn di padi biznɛs wit di USSR bin wam smɔl. Dɛn bin de tɔk bɔt fɔ ridyus nyuklia pɔtnɛshɛl. Na da sem tɛm de, di USSR ɛn Chaina bin kam nia dɛnsɛf. Tred rileshɔn dɔn rich nyu lɛvul. Dɛn bin de tɔk bak bɔt wan soja alayns. Chaina kin mek wan soja agrimɛnt, inklud di Wɔsaw Triti. Di sivil wɔ bin bigin na Yugoslavia.
  Frɔm wetin Romanov bin tɛl dɛn fɔ du, di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin kam insay di soshialis kɔntri. Dɛn bin win di Kroeshian pipul dɛn we bin want fɔ separat. Yugoslavia bin jɔyn di Wɔsaw Pakt ɔfishal wan. Dɛn bin fos Albania, usay Islamist dɛn bin tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt, bak fɔ jɔyn di USSR grup. Di Wɔsaw Pakt bin bɔku ɛn i bin strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ. Wan nyu gas tɔbayn tank, di T-90, dɔn kam insay di siriɔs. Dis motoka nɔ bin di sem lɛk aw i bin de insay rial istri, bɔt i bin fast ɛn i bin gɛt bɛtɛ wɛpɔn dɛn.
  Divɛlɔp insay soja teknɔlɔji dɛn na ɔda lɛvul dɛn. Inklud anti-mishɔl. Wi bin mek wi yon mishɔl difens sistɛm. Na US, di ikonomi bin de gro, Bil Klinton bin rayz to di okashon. Bɔt di USSR bin divɛlɔp kwik kwik wan akɔdin to wetin dɛn bin dɔn plan. Wan harsh totalitarian rijim ɛn limited market riforms ɛp fɔ muv di risɔs-rich ɛmpaya fɔ go bifo.
  Di kɔmpitishɔn fɔ gɛt gɔn bin kɔntinyu. Ɛn dɛn bin de kam fɔ bi akyu mɔ ɛn mɔ. Bɔt Bil na bin pɔsin we saf, ɛn wit Romanov dɛn bin gri fɔ ridyus nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn. Ɛspɛshali stratejik. Bɔt nɔbɔdi nɔ bigin fɔ pwɛl di ami. Insay Afganistan, dɛn bin win di dushman dɛn ɛn di big big fɛt-fɛt nɔ bin de igen. Pis layf bin bɛtɛ ɛn di ikɔmi bin de go bifo. Afganistan bin ivin jɔyn di CMEA ɛn di Warsaw Pact. Di kɔntri insɛf nɔ bin biliv se Gɔd de.
  Di gɔvmɛnt na di USSR bin stil de rul wit ɔl dɛn at ɛn i bin ivin tranga pas di tɛm we Brezhnev bin de. Ɛn i bin gɛt ɛfɛkt. Di pikin dɛn we dɛn kin bɔn bin bɔku bak, bikɔs dɛn bin de ban fɔ pwɛl bɛlɛ ɛn dɛn bin de mek tin dɛn fɔ mek dɛn nɔ gɛt bɛlɛ. Wit erotica, di trut don bi fri likl. Dɛn bin ivin mek sɔm pat pan di rud rud pikchɔ ɔ fim dɛn we de na di wɔl bi lɔ. Bɔt dɛn bin de pɔnish mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit ɔda pipul dɛn bad bad wan. Dɛn bin ad di taks pan mared pipul dɛn we nɔ mared, mared pipul dɛn we nɔ gɛt pikin, ɛn mared pipul dɛn we gɛt wan pikin nɔmɔ. Ɛn di sem tɛm dɛn rayz pikin bɛnifit ɛn introduks materniti kapital.
  Di pipul dɛm na di USSR bin bɔku fast pas di USA ɛn di ikɔmi bin gro fast fast. Insay 2000, di fɔs plen we dɛn bin flay fɔ go na Mas bin apin. Sɔviɛt pipul dɛn we bin de go na di wɔl bin go na di Rɛd Plɛnet. En deibin kam bak. Dis na ɔda win fɔ di USSR insay di spɛs res. Na Bush Jr. bin tek Klinton in ples. Di rileshɔnship wit di USSR bigin fɔ pwɛl bak. Sɔviɛt Rɔshia bigin fɔ go insay Latin Amɛrika. Insay Venezuela, Hugo Chavez we bin de agens Amɛrika bin kam na pawa ɛn bigin fɔ pe atɛnshɔn pan di USSR. Ɛn afta di sojaman dɛn bin tray fɔ pul di gɔvmɛnt, di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin mek wan ples de.
  Di tin dɔn go bifo bad bad wan. Bush Jr. bin mek bɔku trɛtin, i bin de manej in sojaman dɛn, bɔt i nɔ bin de fred fɔ go fɛt wɔ.
  Di prayz fɔ ɔyl bin de go ɔp. Rilayshɔn wit Iran bin kɔntinyu fɔ de te. Di pipul dɛn we nɔ bin biliv se Gɔd de na di USSR, ɛn dɛn bin ivin de fɛt pas di tɛm we Brezhnev bin de rul. Na tru se dɛn bin put Islam bak ɔnda prɛshɔn - dɛn bin lɔk di moskɛt dɛn ɛn dɛn bin mek di minaret dɛn bak. Praktikal no moskɛt nɔ de na Sɛntral Eshia. Di nɔmba fɔ di parish dɛn na Rɔshia bak dɔn go dɔŋ bɔku tɛm.
  Dɛn bin de krɔs di Protɛstant dɛn bak ɛn put dɛn na jel. Dɛn bin ɔfishal wan ban Adventist ɛn Baptist dɛn as sɛkt dɛn we de pwɛl pipul dɛn. Dɛn bin de pɔnish di wan dɛn we biliv. Dɛn bin drɛb wan kɔmyunis we bin baptayz pikin na di pati. Wan union we gɛt "Militant Atheists" bin apia bak. Ɔlman bin rayt in nem pan am. Dɛn bin de mek Jipsi ɛn Ju pipul dɛn bak sɔfa.
  Iran dɔn de ɛp di Mujahideen dɛn na Afganistan fɔ lɔng tɛm, ɛn di rileshɔn wit am dɔn pwɛl. Sadam Husayn, we bin dɔn ful-ɔp in ami bak wit di las Soviet tank dɛn, bin bigin fɔ fɛt. In sojaman dɛn bin win di Iranian ami. Di USSR bin ɛp Irak. Iran bin fɔdɔm. Di nɔt pat na dis kɔntri bin kam fɔ bi pat pan di USSR. Kurd, Azaybayjan, ɛn sɔm ɔda pipul dɛn bin gɛt dɛn yon gɔvmɛnt.
  Irak bin mek in prɔpati dɛn bɔku. Ɛn i bin strɔng mɔ... Tin dɛn bɔt fɔ go na Saudi Arabia dɔn ɔlrɛdi kɔmɔt. Di USSR ɛn USA bin de pan wan kɔnfrɔntɛshɔn we bin de shek shek na di brinj fɔ nyuklia wɔ. Bɔt insay 2008, Grigory Romanov bin day. I bin ol et ɛn fayv ia. Ɛn Jɛnadi Zyuganov bin bi pɔsin we tek in ples. Na Amɛrika sɛf, di gɔvmɛnt chenj, ɛn blak Obama kam.
  Di tin dɔn kol smɔl. Apat frɔm dat, di rileshɔnship bitwin di USSR ɛn Chaina bin bigin fɔ pwɛl.
  Di Celestial Empire dɔn gro tu strɔng ɛn kɔmpitishɔn dɔn intensif bikɔs ɔf di sɛl we dɛn de sɛl difrɛn guds. Di tin dɛn we Chaina bin de ɛkspɔt bin de kɔmpit wit di wan dɛn we di USSR bin de sɛl. Insay Sɔviɛt Rɔshia, dɛn bin de mek bɔku bɔku tin dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin de mek motoka ɛn layt biznɛs. Dis bin de fɛt wit di Chaynish wan. Di agyumɛnt dɛn bin afɛkt Mɔngolia ɛn Koria. Chaina bin si insɛf na say we dɛn bin de fɛt wit di Rɔshian Ɛmpaya.
  We dɛn nɔ no se di tu Soviet ɛmpaya dɛn kin smɔl na wan ol. Ɛn Amɛrika ɛn di USSR bigin fɔ kam nia dɛnsɛf. Zyuganov bin mek in polisi fɔ rilijɔn sof smɔl, ɛn di Ɔtodɔks parish dɛn bigin fɔ opin bak. Sɔm fridɔm bin afɛkt pɔlitiks bak. Speshali, ɔnda Romanov, di nɔmba fɔ di prizina dɛn bin gro tumɔs. Dɛn bin de sɛn pipul dɛn na jel fɔ di smɔl tin we dɛn du.
  Zyuganov bin deklare amnɛsti ɛn i bin mek di kriminal kɔd sof. Na di Wɛst i bin gɛt gud nem as pɔsin we de fri. Di kɔndishɔn fɔ prizina dɛn dɔn izi. Di ej fɔ kriminal rispɔnsibiliti, we dɛn bin dɔn go dɔŋ to tɛn ia ɔnda Romanov, bin go ɔp bak to fɔtin ia. Dɛn bin admit am bak insay smɔl dos dɛn na di Wɛstinian Intanɛt.
  Fɔs, padi biznɛs wit Amɛrika bin bɛtɛ. Bɔt di fɛt-fɛt bitwin di USSR ɛn Chaina na Afrika dɔn strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ. Wɔ bin de apin de ɔltɛm. Di USSR bin de tek Afrika as in patrimoni, ɛn dɛn nɔ bin alaw Chaina fɔ de. Di fɛt-fɛt bin de wɔs mɔ ɛn mɔ. USA ɛn USSR bin muf go nia mɔ, ɛn dɛn bin push di Chaynish pipul dɛn kɔmɔt na Afrika. Inklud di soja opareshɔn dɛn.
  Insay 2012, dɛn bin ri-ilɛkt Obama fɔ nyu tɛm. So faw ɔltin bin fɔ dɔn fayn, bɔt di Islamist ribelɔn bin brok na Siria. Ɛn afta dat, dɛn bigin fɔ ple myuzik na Ijipt ɛn ɔda say dɛn. Ɛspɛshali na Iran, we dɛn bin sheb to wan zon we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin lɛk. Agen wɔ, blɔd. Bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn we dɛn kin kil.
  Di USSR bin sɔpɔt Siria, bɔt di ribelɔn bin go ɔlsay na Saudi Arabia. Dis bin mek di prayz fɔ ɔyl bin go ɔp ɛn di tɛrorizm bin bɔku. Islamist dɛnsɛf de muv na Sɛntral Eshia. Di nɔmba fɔ di tɛroris atak dɛn dɔn bɔku.
  Insay di USSR dɛn bigin fɔ tay di skru dɛn bak. Wan ɔda tɛm, di ej fɔ kriminal rispɔnsibiliti dɔn go ɔp, ɔ fɔ se, i dɔn go dɔŋ to tɛn ia. Dɛn bigin fɔ mek di wan dɛn we biliv sɔfa.
  Dɛn bin fɛt Islam wit di ɛp we sayɛnsman dɛn we nɔ biliv se Gɔd de. Ɛn afta dat, dɛn bin tay di nɛt fayn fayn wan.
  Ɛn di rileshɔnship wit di US dɔn strɛs bak. Ɛn bak wit Chaina. Ɔnda di nyu US Prɛsidɛnt Trump, dɛn bin de tray fɔ fɛn alyans wit Chaina. Bɔt i nɔ bin wok. Naw tri sɛnta dɛn fɔ pawa dɔn kɔmɔt na di wɔl: di USSR, di USA ɛn Chaina. Ɛn dɛn ɔl tri et dɛnsɛf.
  Russia en Amerika bin fait fo di Islamik wold, China tu trai fo enta Afrika. Ɛn di blak kɔntinɛnt bɔs insay faya. Di USSR bin si insɛf pan wan prɔblɛm we nɔ bin izi, bɔt i bin go bifo. USA ɛn Chaina bin de agens dɛnsɛf bak. Di wɔl dɔn de nia nyuklia wɔ bak.
  Ɛn afta dat, Koria bin gɛt wan bɔm we dɛn kɔl haydrojɛn. Wan kɔmplit madhouse. Ɛn dɛn de kam fɔ bigin fɔ chenj nyuklia strayk dɛn.
  
  IF BRITƐN NƆ BI DƐKLƐR WƆ PAN JAMAY.
  
  Briten, afta we Jamani bin atak Polan, nɔ bin risk fɔ deklare wɔ agens di Tɔd Rayk. Bɔt stil dis kin mek dɛn spɛn bɔku mɔni ɛn pipul dɛn kin day. Ɛn Frans we nɔ gɛt Ingland ivin mɔ. Ɛn insay rial istri, dɛn kɔntri dɛn ya bin de fɛt jɔs fɔ dɛnsɛf. Sɔntɛm dɛn bin de op se Hitlɛr, pan ɔl we dɛn bin gɛt di Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact, go stil atak di USSR. Ɛn afta dat, dɛn disayd nɔ fɔ fɛt fɔ dɛnsɛf.
  Fɔs, no difrɛns nɔ bin de. Ɛn dɛn bin win Polan, ɛn di USSR bin tek di wɛst pat na Yukren ɛn Belarus. Bɔt... Na ya Hitler, we nɔ bin gɛt frɔnt biɛn am, bigin fɔ put prɛshɔn pan Stalin. Yu nɔ tink se i want fɔ du tin tumɔs? Yu tink se Galisia bin de na di Tsarist Rɔshia? Yu tink se di kɔmyunis dɛn dɔn go tu fa? Wetin wi go se bɔt di Baltiks? I nɔto di sem spɛshal pawa bak!
  Ɛn siriɔs frikshɔn bin kam. Laik, jentlman kɔmyunis, una want tumɔs!
  Di rilayshɔnship bin pwɛl wantɛm wantɛm. Di Fuhrer bin want di Baltik stet ɛn ɔda teritɔri fɔ insɛf, ɛn in an dɛn fri. Ɛn Briten de push fɔ fɛt wɔ.
  Ɛn Finland sɛf dɔn bigin fɔ greyhaund. Stalin bin tray fɔ gri wit Jamani. Bɔt di Fuhrer nɔ bin want fɔ giv ɔp di Baltik stet dɛn. Di tin bin tɔn to tɛnsi.
  As ɔltɛm, di Finland pipul dɛn bin put an pan di fɛt. Dɛn bin faya na di Soviet pozishɔn dɛn ɛn fɛt-fɛt bigin. Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin de go na dis say, ɛn di Tɔd Rayk bin muf in rejimɛnt dɛn. Batɛl dɛn bin bigin. Romania bin enta di wɔ na di sayd fɔ Jamani, ɛn smɔl afta dat Itali, ɛn, di impɔtant tin, na Jepan.
  Di Jamani dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ ajɔst wan blitzkrieg, dɛn bin jɔs ebul fɔ rawnd ɛn tek Minsk ɛn Vilna, bɔt dɛn bin stɔp dɛn na di Berezina Riva. Na di sawt, insay di Polish kampen, di Nazi dɛn bin kech Lvov ɛn Brest, ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ go bifo na Zhitomir. Di pipul dɛn na Romɛnia, Ɔngari, ɛn Itali pipul dɛn bin kɔt Ɔdesa, ɛn dɛn bin kam nia dis siti. Di fɔti ia dɔn wit di stebilizayshɔn fɔ di frɔnt dɛn. Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin ebul fɔ kech Riga bak, bɔt te naw dɛn bin dɔn frɔz bak.
  Di Fritz nɔ bin gɛt inof tank ɛn plen fɔ wan disisiv ɔfens. Di Rɛd Ami sɛf nɔ bin rili rɛdi - ɔlmost ɔl in bɔku bɔku tank dɛn bin layt, ɛn in avieshɔn bin dɔn ol. Apat frɔm dat, Jepan bin de prɛs frɔm di ist, i bin gɛt bɔku sojaman dɛn we de waka, bɔt dɛn bin wik bak pan tank ɛn plen dɛn.
  So di wɔ bin difrɛn frɔm di rial wan. If insay rial wɔ, lɛk insay 1941, di frɔnt layn bin rili muv, ɛn nɔbɔdi nɔ bin de fɔ difensiv, den insay di wɔ we bigin insay Disɛmba 1939, difrɛn frɔm dat, di frɔnt layn bin stebul kwik kwik wan.
  Di Rɛd Ami bin dig insay di grɔn, dɛn bin de dig trench ɛn hed. Di Jamani dɛn bin bil fɔt dɛn bak. Wan tray fɔ atak insay di spring ɛn sɔma fɔ '41 bin rili mek di Fritz lɔs bɔku tin. Dɛn tank dɛn bin stil wik, na dɛn avieshɔn nɔmɔ bin de mɔ ɔ smɔl. Bɔt ivin da tɛm de, i klia se di Yu-87 atak plen dɛn dɔn ol.
  Di Nazi dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ go bifo, ɛn na di sawt nɔmɔ, usay di Rɛd Ami nɔ bin de tink se dɛn go transfa di Jamani dɛn sikrit wan, na in dɛn bin ebul fɔ rich na di Dnieper. Vinnitsa bin fɔdɔm, ɛn wan pat pan di rayt say na Yukren bin lɔs. Insay di fɔl, di Rɛd Ami bin dɔn tray fɔ go bifo. Bɔt di Jamani dɛn bin de fɛt tranga wan. Ɛn wi bin ebul bak, ɛn wi bin jɔs go bifo smɔl. Dɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt ɔlsay insay di kol sizin.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn nɔ bin de pan denja fɔ atak dɛn. Ɛn di Rɛd Ami, we bin fɛt wan ol kɔlishin ɔf stet dɛn, nɔ bin gɛt inof trɛnk. Jepan bin tay am bak wit shak.
  Di samurai bin gɛt bɔku infantri, ɛn tren rizɔv, ɛn wan ɔndrɛd milyɔn pipul dɛn bin de. Ɛn dis, fɔ tru, na big prɔblɛm. Insay 1942, di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn gɛda di tin dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn kip insay di kol sizin, dɛn bin stil tek Odessa ɛn Kiev insay di spring ɛn sɔm. Na ya Mainstein bin difrɛn mɔ, i bin bi rial genius fɔ atak ɛn siej. Rommel bin du fayn bak. Dɔn bak, na big big kɔmanda. Di Rɛd Ami bin dɔn lɛf di Rayt Bank Yukren, bɔt at ɔl dɛn bin mek dɛnsɛf strɔng biɛn di Dnieper ɛn Berezina. Di frɔnt layn dɔn dɔn stebul. Let ɔtom ɛn winta, di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn bin go bifo na di sɛnt ɛn go na Riga, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ gɛt bɔku sakrifays.
  Insay di sɔmma 1943, di Nazi dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de tray fɔ atak. Inklud fɔ yuz di nyu ebi ebi tank dɛn "Panther", "Tiger", "Lion", ɛn sɛlf-propɛl gɔn dɛn "Ferdinand". Dɛn bin ebul fɔ brok di Soviet difɛns dɛn. Bɔt di Jamani dɛn bin advans jɔs tati to tati fayv kilomita, ɛn, bikɔs dɛn bin dɔn lɔs bɔku tin dɛn na di ikwipmɛnt, dɛn bin stɔp. Di fɛt dɛn sho se di "Layɔn" we ebi pas ɔl, pan ɔl we i gɛt pawaful kanɔn ɛn klos, nɔ bin rili gud. Bɔku Fɛdinand dɛn bin lɔs na say dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz mayn. Di wikɛd we di Panther in sayd ɛn riya armɔr bin wik bak bin gɛt rili bad impak.
  Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin ol ɔp. Bɔt dɛnsɛf, dɛnsɛf, di tɛm we dɛn bin de fɛt insay di ɔtom ɛn winta, dɛn bin jɔs de push di Jamani dɛn bak na di say dɛn we dɛn bin de fɔs.
  Di wɔ kɔntinyu... Fɔti-fo ia. Di Jamani pipul dɛn gɛt nyu tank dɛn we dɛn kɔl "Panther"-2, "Tiger"-2, "Mouse". Rɔshia gɛt IS-2 ɛn T-34-85. Insay avieshɔn, di USSR gɛt di LA-7 ɛn IK-3, di Jamani dɛn gɛt di TA-152, we na wan ɛvolushɔn fɔ di Focke-Wulf, ɛn di ME-309, plus di rili pawaful Yu-288 bɔm. Ɛn smɔl afta dat, di fɔs Yu-488 we gɛt 4 injin. Bɔt di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na jet avieshɔn. I bin de divɛlɔp kwik kwik wan pan di Jamani pipul dɛn pas di Rɔshian dɛn. Pan ɔl we di kɔmbat yus fɔ di fɔs ME-262 bin sɔm kayn we disapɔynt - di dia dia jet mashin bin tɔn aut fɔ bi tu ebi ɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ manej inof. Pan ɔl we na fast wan. Bɔt di XE-162 bin prɔmis fɔ bi mashin we layt, we nɔ dia, ɛn we pɔsin kin ebul fɔ muv bad bad wan.
  Sɔm 1944 Di Rɛd Ami bin tray fɔ atak na di sɛnta. Ɛn na bin big big ɔfens. Bɔt di Nazi dɛn bin de wet. Insay difensiv fɛt, "Maus", "Tiger"-2 ɛn "Panther"-2 ɛn "Panther" bin jɔs sho dɛnsɛf se dɛn na rili gud tank dɛn. Di Jamani dɛn bin de yuz gas lansa dɛn bak ɛn di TA-152 we bin dɔn go bifo mɔ, we kin bi fɛt plen ɛn atak plen dɛn.
  Air combat sho se di nyu Jaman multi-purpose vehicle de rili saksesful. I bin fast ɛn i bin ebul fɔ muv pas di Focke-Wulf, ɛn i bin gɛt pawaful wɛpɔn dɛn ɛn tin dɛn fɔ fɛt. I kin bi atak plen, frɔnt layn bɔm ɛn fɛt plen. Di TA-152 bin jɔs sho insɛf se na wan tɔp-klas mashin.
  Di sɔma ɔfens we di Rɛd Ami bin gɛt nɔ bin wok ɛn dɛn bin lɔs bɔku bɔku blɔd. Di Jamani dɛn bin ebul fɔ tek di tin we dɛn bin want fɔ du ɛn dɛn bin go bifo te dɛn rich na di Dnieper, ɛn dɛn bin tek lɛk ɔl di kɔntri dɛn na Belarus. Bɔt dɛn bin stɔp dɛn na di Dnieper. Di ɔtom bin pas insay ɛkshɛnj ɔf blo. Ɛn natin nɔ bin spɛshal. Dis kayn wik difens.
  Ɛn insay di kol sizin, fɛt-fɛt kin apin bak ɛn di Rɛd Ami kin tray fɔ go bifo. Bɔt i nɔ bin rili gɛt sakrifays. Tide, las las, di Jamani dɛn tray fɔ atak insay di spring. Dɛn bin yuz gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf frɔm di "E" siriɔs fɔ di fɔs tɛm, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin rili wok fayn, bikɔs gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf kin bɛtɛ fɔ difend.
  Bɔt di Nazi dɛn bin mek jet avieshɔn. Ɛn bay di sɔmma, di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn dɔn tek di pawa we di plen gɛt. Di XE-162 nɔ bin gɛt ɛni ikwal pan flay pefɔmɛns, bɔt i bin shɔt ɛn izi fɔ mek. Insay di sɔmma, di Jamani dɛn bin go bifo baypas di Dnieper ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ tek Pskov. Bɔt di siti nɔ bin gri fɔ mek dɛn nɔ gri fɔ du dat te to midul ɔtom. Bɔt, dɛn bin sɔlv di prɔblɛm. Bɔt pan ɔl dat, di Jamani dɛn bin ebul fɔ put dɛn fut ɛn dɛn bin kam nia Talin. Dɛn bin de rawnd di siti.
  Bɔt i bin ol am tranga wan. So te di winta ɛn winta. Te 1946 kam. Di Jamani dɛn bin sev insay di kol sizin ɛn dɛn bin tray fɔ atak insay Epril. Bɔt ivin di we aw dɛn bin de du tin wit ɛya nɔ bin ɛp dɛn. Afta dɛn dɔn fɛt bad bad wan, di Kraut dɛn bin stɔp. Di pipul dɛn we bin de na Jamani ɛn Itali bin dɔn. Dɛn bin de protɛst insay Romɛnia ɛn Ɔŋgaria. Ɔlman bin want fɔ dɔn di wɔ we dɛn bin de fɛt fɔ mek pipul dɛn nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ mɔni dɔn kwik kwik wan.
  Insay di sɔmma di Jamani dɛn bin de pok rawnd smɔl mɔ. Insay di fɔl, di Rɛd Ami bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de go bifo, we dɛnsɛf bin de nia fɔ taya. Bɔt a nɔ bin gɛt sakrifays...
  So te to winta ɛn di nyu ia 1947... Afta di T-54 tank apia dis ia, tin bin izi smɔl. Bɔt di Jamani dɛn bin yuz mɔ advans E-50 dɛn bak wit wan lɔw silhouette ɛn wan pawaful gɔn. Di chenj we dɛn bin de bit dɛn bin kɔntinyu, dɛn bin de fɛt na di ays. Bɔt di fɔs layn bin praktis nɔ bin muf. Di Jamani pipul dɛn nɔ bin ivin ebul fɔ tek Talin.
  Dis na aw dɛn bin de chenj injɛkshɔn te to 1948. Ɛn wan frɔnt de bak we de muv sloslo. Di wangren tin na dat insay di sɔmma di Nazi dɛn bin dɔn ebul fɔ kech Talin, bɔt dis na bin di las sakrifays we dɛn bin gɛt. Fɔ dɔn, di Nazi dɛn bin taya, dɛn bin kam dɔŋ... Ɛn dɛn bin jɔs de bɔm bay we dɛn de yuz jet plen dɛn. Di Rɛd Ami bin de atak insay di kol sizin, bɔt dis nɔ bin ɛp dɛn bɛtɛ.
  So 1949 kam... Di Nazi dɛn bin tray fɔ faya na Leningrad wit FAU mishɔl ɛn bɔm di Soviet pozishɔn dɛn. Bɔt i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nɔ go bifo. Dɛn bin de shot mɔ frɔm ɔl tu di say dɛn. Di Rɛd Ami bin tray fɔ go bifo jɔs let ɔtom, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin ɛva ebul fɔ du am. Tɛn ia dɔn pas frɔm we di wɔ bigin bitwin Jamani ɛn di kɔlishin ɛn di USSR. Di Rɛd Ami bin gɛt wan MIG-15 jet ɛn wan IS-10 tank, we mɔ ɔ smɔl bin fit di sojaman dɛn.
  Bɔt di Jamani pipul dɛn stil gɛt di "E" siriɔs, dɛn dizayna dɛn nɔ tink bɔt pyramidal tank dɛn na dis stori. Bɔt stil, di diskɛt dɛn bin bigin fɔ mek dɛn. Ɛn di motoka dɛn nɔ kin ambɔg ɛn dɛn kin fast pasmak.
  Mussolini bin day insay di spring insay 1950. Ɛn na Itali dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi tɔk opin wan se dɛn go dɔn pis fɔ naw. Aw lɔng yu go ebul fɔ fɛt? Ɔlman dɔn ɔlrɛdi taya pasmak.
  Insay Jamani, dɛn bin de kɔl pipul dɛn fɔ go fɛt wɔ frɔm we dɛn ol fɔtin ia te dɛn ol siksti fayv ia. Ɛn na di fɔs tɛm dis we uman dɛn bin de fɛt na di skay ɛn na tank dɛn. Di Romanian, Ɔngari, ɛn Finland dɛn bin taya. Bɔku pipul dɛn na Jepan bin day bak. Na tru se di Rɛd Ami ɛn Rɔshia ɔl tu taya pasmak. I dɔn pas tɛn ia we wɔ dɔn de. Ɛn natin nɔ chenj. Ɛn so insay Julay 1950, dɛn bin dɔn mek wan fɛt-fɛt ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ tɔk bɔt am. Bɔt afta dat, i kam fɔ no se Hitlɛr bin gri nɔmɔ if di bɔda dɛn rɔn along di layn we di Nazi dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi ebul fɔ kech, ɛn dɛn bin de pe bak fɔ di riparashɔn frɔm Rɔshia. Bɔt Stalin bin jɔs gri fɔ di bɔda dɛn we dɛn bin mek insay 1939.
  I kam fɔ no se Koba nɔ bin want fɔ giv-ɔp so bɔku teritɔri ɛn go insay istri as pɔsin we lɔs to di Jamani dɛn.
  Dɛn tu traŋa pipul ya nɔ bin ebul fɔ gri... Ɛn pan Janwari 1, 1951, di wɔ bigin bak. Di Rɛd Ami bin tray fɔ go bifo, bɔt di Jamani dɛn bin sidɔm na di difensiv ɛn tɔn di atak dɛn. Dis bin kɔntinyu te to spring. Ɛn insay di spring di Fritz dɛnsɛf bin dɔn tray fɔ atak, bɔt dɛn bin jɔs ebul fɔ tek Narva.
  So di fɛt-fɛt bin drɛg go bak... Di ol 1951 pas in injɛkshɔn... Dɔn 1952 kam. Di Rɛd Ami naw gɛt mɔ pawaful T-64 tank dɛn, wit big kaliba gɔn ɛn tik tik klos. Bɔt dis nɔ bin gi wan disisiv advantej pas di "E" siriɔs, as di Jamani dɛnsɛf bin impɔtant dɛn teknɔlɔji. Insay di ays frɔm di Fritz, XE-262 ɛn ME-462 bin apia, we bin bɛtɛ pas di Soviet MIGI. Ɛn ɔltin bin de rɔsh insay sɛklɔ.
  Ɛkshɛnj fɔ blo, ebi ebi lɔs, ɛn nɔ prɔgrɛs ɛn disisiv sakrifays na wan say ɔ di ɔda say.
  Fɔ dɔn, insay Mach 1953, Stalin bin day. Di nyu gɔvmɛnt, we Malenkov ɛn Beria bin bi di men wan dɛn, bin gi Hitler bak fɔ tɔk bɔt am. Ɛn insay Ɔgɔst 1953, pis bin dɔn. Jamani bin gɛt ɔl di Belarus, di rayt-bank Yukren, di Baltik stet dɛn, di Pskov rijɔn, ɛn di Murmansk. Pan ɔl we di Jamani dɛn nɔ bin tek di las siti, Malenkov ɛn Beria bin lɔs am to di Jamani dɛn. Lɛk wan smɔl pat na Belarus we di Kraut dɛn nɔ kech.
  Apat frɔm dat, di USSR bin gi ɔl di prizina dɛn to di Jamani pipul dɛn fɔ fri, ɛn insɛf bin de pe fɔ fri ɛni ed. Plɛs am ɛn riparashɔn, pan ɔl we i rili mɔdaret, insay bred ɛn ɔyl. Petrozavodsk bin go na Finland. Bɔku smɔl tɔŋ dɛn nia Leningrad bak. Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin gɛt bak wan bays na Kraym, fɔ wan ɔndrɛd ia, ɛn fɔ fri, ɛn ɔl dɛn pipul dɛn na Vɔlga.
  Di wɔ dɔn dɔn... Hitler, fɔ tru, na in win, bɔt na rili ay prayz. Fɔ kɔmpɛns di man dɛn we bin de go dɔŋ, di Führer bin alaw fɔ mek dɛn ɔfishal wan mek 4 wɛf dɛn lɛk aw i bin de na Islam, ɛn dɛn bin mek nyu taks pan mared pipul dɛn we nɔ mared ɛn we nɔ gɛt pikin, ɛn bak pan mared pipul dɛn we gɛt wan pikin nɔmɔ.
  Apat frɔm dat, dɛn bin bigin fɔ mek nyu rilijɔn na di Tɛd Rayk. Dɔn bak, i rili fiba Islam. Wan Gɔd ɛn in mɛsenja di Fuhrer. Ɛn fɔ mared pas wan uman ɛn oli wɔ. Na onli, of kos, witout Namaz en Ramadan. Bifo dat, dɛn bin de kɔpi di nekɛd bɔdi lɛk aw i bin de na Gris. Ɛn uman dɛn kin ful dɛn man dɛn wit man we strɔng ɛn smat. Ɛn if na hiro fɔ di Third Reich, den ivin mɔ. Hitler bin ebul fɔ mek di nyu rilijɔn strɔng kwik kwik wan. Jamani wit nyu land dɛn bin de go ɔp pan ikɔnomi. Di bɔn we dɛn bɔn bin go ɔp.
  Bɔt Epril 20, 1958, we i ol 69 ia, di Fuhrer bin krash insay wan plen di tɛm we i bin de batde. In pikin dɛn we dɛn bin gɛt tru atifishal insemination, bin stil smɔl. Ɛn na di wan we bin de mɔdaret Schellenberg bin tek pawa, we bin bi di pɔsin we tek Himmler in ples as di edman fɔ di SS.
  Di Fuhrer bin kɔntinyu fɔ bi gɔd we de alayv, bɔt in pikin dɛn nɔ bin gɛt pawa. Ɛn smɔl smɔl di gɔvmɛnt bin sof ɛn i bin de fri mɔ. Bɔt dis nɔ bin mek Jamani nɔ bi di sɛkɔn kɔntri we gɛt mɔni na di wɔl, ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i kech Amɛrika. Di USSR bin stɔp fɔ lɔng tɛm, ɛn afta dat i fɔdɔm... Nyu bɔjwa pipul dɛn kam na pawa, ɛn di gɔvmɛnt bin gɛt strɔng inflɔwɛns frɔm Jamani, di USA, Briten, Frans ɛn Jepan.
  Di las kɔntri bin dɔn de fɛt wɔ wit Chaina fɔ lɔng tɛm, bɔt i bin gɛt spɛshal pawa de bay we i sheb am wit Amɛrika. Amɛrika mek di atɔmik bɔm twɛnti fayv ia afta pas aw i bin de insay rial istri ɛn dɛn nɔ bin put am fɔ mek am.
  Jamani bin dɔn bifo smɔl, bɔt dɛn chenj fɔ yuz nyuklia ɛnaji we go mek pis.
  Rilijɔn insay di Tɔd Rayk bin stil bi Hitlɛr in yon ɛn pipul dɛn bin rili lɛk am, bɔt bɔku tɛm, pipul dɛn bin bigin fɔ biliv se Gɔd de. Ɛn fɔ tru, di Fuhrer bin stil de na istri.
  Fɔ tɔk smɔl, wan wɔl we di kɔlonial sistɛm nɔ bin fɔdɔm, ɛn Briten ɛn Frans bin rili strɔng.
  Mɔ stebul ɛn sikrit... Ɛn wit wɔl globalizashɔn. We bin tek mɔ ɛn mɔ aktif ficha dɛn. Fɔs, Jamani ɛn Frans ɛn Briten bin go insay di Yuropian Yuniɔn. Den USA en Japan bin join am. Ɛn afta dat, di ripablik dɛn we bin de trade na di USSR de. Ɛn insay 2020, dɛn bin put wan mɔni, ami ɛn gɔvmɛnt ɔlsay na di wɔl. Ɛn mɔtalman bin rɔsh go na di spes.
  Mɔ stebiliti ɛn prɛdiktibliti pas in rialiti! Ɛn mɔ pis ɛn spɛs flay dɛn!
  
  
  
  
  IF DƐN GO BLƆ HITLER INSAY 1943
  Insay Mach 1943, dɛn bin blo Hitlɛr insay wan plen. Dis bin fɔ dɔn rili apin, bɔt i nɔ bin apin. Ɛn afta dat, di bɔm bin bɔn ɛn Hitlɛr nɔ bin de igen. Goering, we na di ɔfishal pɔsin we tek in ples, bin du wan sojaman kɔp ɛn shot: Goebbels, Bormann, Himmler, Kalterbruner. Ɛn i bin anawns se dɛn dɔn stɔp fɔ kil Ju pipul dɛn. Fɔ chenj, Briten ɛn Amɛrika bin gri fɔ mek dɛn stɔp fɔ fɛt ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ tɔk to dɛnsɛf.
  Dɛn bin stɔp fɔ stɔp na di wɛst pat. Ɛn na di ist, di fasist dɛn bin de tray mɔ ɛn mɔ. Di ME-309 bin apia na di skay, ɛn afta dat di Yu-288, we insay rial istri nɔ bin gɛt inof tin dɛn. Di Jamani dɛn bigin fɔ wok bak pan di Layɔn ɛn Maus tank dɛn.
  Stalin bin stil de wet... Goering bin ɛkspiriɛns bak fɔ shem. I tan lɛk se di nyu rula na Jamani bin tek tɛm pas Hitlɛr, i bin biliv se i rili bad fɔ go bifo pan di Kursk Bulge we nɔ gɛt pawa pas am.
  Ɛn i bin want fɔ gɛda mɔ tank dɛn, mɔ di layt mɔdel dɛn. Ɛn di sem tɛm, di Jamani dɛn bin op fɔ tek di pawa we di plen gɛt.
  Na ya dɛn bin gɛt di Focke-Wulf ɛn di ME-309, bɔt di las wan bin jɔs de kam insay mas prodakshɔn. Jaman fɛtman dɛn bin gɛt strɔng wɛpɔn dɛn bak ɛn dɛn bin de spid bad bad wan.
  Bɔt di fɛt dɛn nɔ bin sho ɛni patikyula pɔsin we bɛtɛ pas ɔda pipul dɛn. Ɛn Goering bin de shem. So Julay dɔn pas. Insay Ɔgɔst, di Rɛd Ami sɛf bin go fɛt. I bigin Ɔgɔst 5 na di say we Ɔrɛl ɛn Khakɔv bin de go. If yu kɔmpia am to rial istri, di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt mɔ tank dɛn, sojaman dɛn we de waka, soja dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ fɛt, ɛn mɔ di plen dɛn. Dɛn bin transfa big big sojaman dɛn frɔm Frans, Itali, di Bolkans, ɛn Afrika. Apat frɔm dat, dɛn bin pul sɔm pan di gɔn dɛn na di Atlantik Wɔl ɛn di Sidrich Layn. Dɛn bin transfa bɔku anti-aircraft gɔn dɛn bak to di Wɛst. Siriɔs difens bin de nia Ɔrɛl, ɛn bɔku gɔn dɛn bin de. Apat frɔm dat, "Panthers" ɛn "Tigers" ɛn "Ferdinands" bin fɛt. Ɛn dɛn rili, rili strɔng pan difensiv fɛt dɛn.
  Di Jaman dɛn bin de ɛkspɛkt di men atak na di Oryol dairekshɔn, ɛn dɛn bin kɔnsɛntret pas fɔti divishɔn dɛn de, inklud di wan dɛn we gɛt tank. Di spɛshal tin we dis ɔfens bin gɛt na di we aw di Jamani dɛn bin rɛdi ɛn di bɔku bɔku plen dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ fɛt. I kam fɔ bi se dɛn bin rɛdi gud gud wan fɔ di Nazi dɛn fɔ fɛt.
  Ɛn di fɛt dɛn sho se di Panta na fayn fayn tank dɛn we de pwɛl. Di Soviet sojaman mashin bin stɔp. Di Fritz dɛn bin fɛt wit traŋa. Mobel in di Oryol dairekshɔn bin ansa di sojaman dɛn frɔm di frɔnt layn fɔ difɛns, ɛn sev dɛn we dɛn bin de pripia fɔ artileri. Ɛn di sɛkɔn layn ɛn di tɔd layn bin fɛt wit traŋa pasmak.
  Mainstein bin gɛt bɔku trɛnk bak. Ɛn na de di Jamani dɛn bin rɛdi fɔ difend dɛnsɛf.
  Di atak we di Soviet yunit dɛn bin de fɛt bin kɔntinyu fɔ pas wan mɔnt. Bikɔs di Rɛd Ami bin lɔs bɔku bɔku tin dɛn, dɛn nɔ bin go bifo pas tati kilomita ɛn bikɔs dɛn bin dɔn sɔfa bad bad wan, dɛn bin stɔp. Bɔt dɛn bin bit di Jamani dɛn bak ɛn dɛn nɔ bin gɛt maynd fɔ fɛt wɔ. Stalin bin stɔp smɔl. Di Rɛd Ami bin ful-ɔp in rank dɛn bak. Ɛspɛshali bɔku tank dɛn bin lɔs. "Panther" ɛn "Tiger" sho dɛnsɛf se dɛn rili ebul fɔ difend, lɛk aw "Ferdinand" bin du. Di las tank distroya ivin enta mas prodakshɔn. We nɔ bin apin insay rial istri.
  Di "Layɔn" we dɛn bin dɔn de wet fɔ fɔ lɔng tɛm, insɛf bin apia. Di tank bin gɛt 105 mm kanɔn ɛn i bin we naynti tan. At di sem tɛm, insay frɔntal klos i nɔ bin gɛt advantej pas di Tayga-2, we bin kam insay prodakshɔn smɔl bifo tɛm pas insay rial istri. Di gɔn bin gɛt mɔ pawa bikɔs ɔf in kaliba, bɔt i nɔ bin fayn fɔ faya. Di klos we dɛn bin de wɛr na di stɛp ɛn di sayd dɛn bin tik smɔl, 100 milimita.
  Di "Lion," as di fɛt dɛn sho, i bin smɔl pan drayvin pefɔmɛns ɛn fɛt pas di "Tiger"-2 ɛn di sem tɛm i bin ebi ɛn i bin dia. Agens di Soviet T-34-76 we pipul dɛn lɛk pas ɔl, in gɔn nɔ de wok igen. Ɛn frɔm fa, tray fɔ nak da kayn tank de.
  Na di bɛst protɛkshɔn nɔmɔ fɔ di sayd dɛn: 100 mm ɛn pan wan slɔp bin gi dis tank sɔm kapabiliti dɛn insay klos fɛt. Ɛn less vulnerability. Bɔt i klia se 800 ɔspawɛl injin nɔ go du fɔ naynti tan. Ɛn na di frɔnt klos nɔmɔ we di tɔrɛt gɛt we gɛt 240 milimita, ɛn ivin we i angle, bin mek di "Layɔn" nɔ ebul fɔ go insay dis ples we nɔ izi fɔ am.
  Insay di kol sizin, di Rɛd Ami bin de fil mɔ kɔnfidɛns. Bɔt i klia se di Jaman tank dɛn bin lɔs we di kol bin kol, ɛn dɛn rɔla dɛn bin de sho se dɛn nɔ pafɛkt. Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn bin atak na di sɛnt. Bɔt na de dɛn bin gɛt fɔ fɛt di wan dɛn we bin rili traŋa. Dɔn dɛn bin atak Ɔriol. Pan ɔl we di Jamani pipul dɛn bin de wet fɔ am, dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ ol di siti. Pan ɔl we di fɛt bin drɛg te to midul Janwari ɛn i bin mek di Rɛd Ami lɔs bɔku tin. Dɛn bin kɔt di Oryol ledj. Bɔt di fɛt fɔ Bɛlgɔrɔd bin drɛg te Fɛbwari dɔn. Di Nazi dɛn bin ebul fɔ drɛb di fɛt-fɛt nia Lɛningrad. Bɔku bɔku fɔrin divishɔn dɛn bin gɛt impak ya.
  Goering, bikɔs i bin ebul fɔ chenj chenj pas Hitler, i bin ivin mek difrɛns frɔm di pipul dɛn na Polan. Dɛn bin tek bɔku sojaman dɛn we de waka na fut frɔm di land dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn win. Apat frɔm dat, Amɛrika bin gri fɔ sɛl bɔku bɔku gud, ɔtomɛtik rayf dɛn pan kredit. Ɛn dɛn bin ful-ɔp di tin dɛn we di Tɔd Rayk bin gɛt bak. Itali, we nɔ bin gɛt sɛkɔn frɔnt, bin bigin fɔ fɛt mɔ, ɛn Bɔljiɔ bin tek in yon sojaman dɛn insay di Jaman sojaman dɛn we bin de na di Bolkans. Spen bin mek bak di volontia dɛn we dɛn bin de gi dɛn bɔku.
  Ivin na Amɛrika, di Jamani pipul dɛn we kɔmɔt na ɔda kɔntri dɛn bin mek wan grup we de wok fɔ dɛnsɛf. Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin ivin gi Frans dɛn yon pawa ɛn dɛn bin gɛda ɔl wetin dɛn ebul frɔm di Wɛst.
  Ɛn dɛn bin ol ɔp na pawaful wɔl dɛn nia Lɛningrad ɛn na di sɛnt. Belgorod bin fɔdɔm, bɔt di Rɛd Ami nɔ bin ebul fɔ tek Kharkov.
  Spring dɔn kam. Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin gɛt jet plen dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ stɔp di Rɛd Ami mɔ ɛn mɔ na di ays. Apat frɔm dat, dɛn bin de mek plen dɛn ɔltɛm. Di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn nɔ bin ebul fɔ tek nɔmba igen. Bɔt di Jamani ME-309 stil tu gud pan spid ɛn wɛpɔn dɛn. Di TA-152 ɛn ME-262 dɛnsɛf bin apia. Yes, i bin tranga likl fo di Reds fo di air.
  Na land, di nyu Soviet IS-2 ɛn T-34-85 tank dɛn bin bɛtɛ pas di wan dɛn we bin de bifo, bɔt dɛn bin smɔl pas di Jamani dɛn we i kam pan bɔku bɔku tin dɛn we dɛn bin de mek. Bikɔs di Nazi dɛn nɔ bin gɛt ɛni prɔblɛm wit bɔm ɛn dɛn bin gɛt mɔ raw matirial, dɛn bin lans di Maus fɔ mek dɛn mek am. Bɔt dis tank nɔ bin jɔstify insɛf. Yɛs, dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ go insay am na di sayd ɔ na di fɔɛd. Bɔt di stormtrooper stil hit di jayant. Ɛn i bin klia se di we aw di Maus bin de drayv bin mek i at pwɛl. Bɔt di motoka bin stil ebul fɔ muf ɛn manej ɛn klaym ɔp di mawnten.
  Di fɛt dɛn sho se "Maus" stil ebul fɔ du bɔku tin. Ɛspɛshali fɔ difend, if yu rɛdi fɔ am bifo tɛm. Ɛn we dɛn bin de fɛt, dɛn tank dɛn ya bin de muf lɛk wed.
  Insay Me, di Jamani dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt di Oryol dairekshɔn. Afta wan mɔnt we dɛn bin de fɛt, dɛn bin dɔn tek Ɔriol bak, bɔt dɛn bin stɔp dɛn bay we dɛn bin de atak dɛn bak. Insay Jun 22, 1944, di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin tɛst di Jamani dɛn trɛnk na di sɛnt. Bɔt dɛn nɔ bin ebul bak fɔ gɛt bɔku sakrifays. Di frɔnt layn nɔ bin de muv mɔ ɛn mɔ, ɛn di wɔ bin tɔn to pozishɔnal wɔ fɔ atrit.
  Di wok pan Panther 2 bin delay. Di Jamani dɛn bin tray fɔ mek wan tank we gɛt pawaful wɛpɔn dɛn ɛn tin dɛn fɔ fɛt, bɔt di sem tɛm i bin rili layt ɛn i bin de muv. We bin tɔn to tranga wan giv di tradishɔnal Jaman layout skim. Di gɔn E-10 we de yuz insɛf bin apia na di fɔs pat. Dis mashin bin fit di kɔmand mɔ ɔ smɔl. Bɔt i bin stil nɔ pafɛkt. Afta smɔl tɛm, di E-25 ɛn E-100 bin apia. Di las motoka nɔ bin smɔl pas di Maus pan protɛkshɔn, ɛn i bin layt, wit silhouette we smɔl, ɛn i bin bɛtɛ fɔ drayv. Di E-25 bin apia lɛk gɔn we de yuz insɛf. Bɔt i nɔ bin gɛt fondamental advantej oba di ɔlrɛdi siriɔs Panzer-4 wit di Panther kanɔn. Ɛn Goering bin ɔda fɔ mek dɛn dɔn dis siriɔs wan.
  "Panther"-2 tek tu lɔng fɔ bɔn, ɛn dɛn put di E-50 tank bifo insted. I kam fɔ bi se di motoka nɔ bin rili wok fayn. We di gɔn bin we 65 tan, i bin tik we i kɔmparabl wit di Tayga-2 wit ɔl di klos we i bin de wɛr smɔl smɔl, ɛn di gɔn bin 88 mm na 100 EL. Di gɔn na kɔs rili armor-piercing ɛn akchual, wit haydrolik stebyulayza. Ɛn di injin, we dɛn bin de bɔst am, i bin de aksɛlayt to 1200 ɔspawɛl.
  Wan ɔda bad tin na dat di motoka bin tɔn to ebi, i bin rili lɔng, ɛn i bin dia. Ɛn bak i nɔ rili izi fɔ transpɔt.
  Ɛn di E-75 tɔn aut fɔ we et fayv tan. Na so wan "Tiger"-2 we dɔn gro bɔku. Bɔt di tawa gud: 252 milimita na di frɔnt, 160 milimita na di sayd dɛn ɛn na wan angul. Ɛn wan 128-mm kanɔn, ɛn ivin anti-ayrakt gɔn dɛn - we de faya kwik kwik wan. Di motoka we gɛt 1250 ɔspawɛl injin, stil rili mubayl.
  Di winta we bin de insay 1945 bin pas we dɛn ɔl tu bin de tray fɔ brok. Bɔt di fɔs layn nɔ bin de wok. Insay Mach, Mainstein in sojaman dɛn bin rawnd ɛn tek Belgorod. Bɔt na dis nɔmɔ dɛn bin ebul fɔ du. Insay Me, di Soviet IS-3 bin apia. Stalin bin disayd nɔ fɔ mek tank dɛn we ebi pas fɔti sɛvin tan.
  Ɛn dis pan ɔl we di E-50 bin we siksti fayv tan ɛn dɛn bin de tek am se na midul tank. "Panther" 2 bin go insay prodakshɔn. Bɔt dɛn bɔn "Layɔn"-2. Porsche bin put di transmishɔn ɛn di injin togɛda ɛn na di fɔs pat, ɛn muf di tɔrɛt go biɛn. "Lev"-2, bikɔs ɔf di sevings pan di kamshaft, bin kam dɔŋ insay silhouette, notis layt, ɛn in wet bin ikwal to di E-50, wit lɛk di sem kayn klos, ɛn ivin bɛtɛ smɔl na di sayd ɛn fɔrɛst fɔ di tɔrɛt. So, Lev-2 bin bi di bɛst Jaman tank, ɛn di kwaliti dɛn we i bin gɛt bin pas di motoka dɛn we bin de bifo.
  Insay di sɔmma 1945, di Jamani dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ du ɛnitin we impɔtant. Bɔt di bɛnifit we dɛn bin gɛt na di ays bin bɔku mɔ ɛn mɔ. Jet bɔm ɛn fɛt plen dɛn bin de mek di Rɛd Ami sɔfa. Ɛn no ansa nɔ bin de fɔ dis.
  Ɔtɔm, di Nazi dɛn bin go bifo bak, ɛn we dɛn bin de yuz nyu tank dɛn, dɛn bin stil ebul fɔ kech Kursk ɛn go bifo na Voroshilovgrad. Dɛn bin tek Krasnodonsk.
  Bɔt dɛn bin stɔp dɛn bak. Di difens bin de strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ pas di atak.
  Amɛrika bin trowe bɔm dɛn na Hiroshima ɛn Nagasaki insay Ɔgɔst 1945. Bɔt Jepan nɔ bin gri fɔ giv-ɔp. Di Wɔ na di Pasifik bin kɔntinyu. Bɔt Stalin ɛn Goering bin si se Amɛrika in pawa de gro. Dɛn bigin fɔ tray fɔ fɛn di say we pis de. Bɔt fɔ tru, di Tɔd Rayk nɔ bin want fɔ lɛf wetin i bin de tek, ɛn di USSR nɔ bin ebul fɔ gri fɔ mek pis de wit bɔku bɔku kɔntri dɛn we dɛn lɔs.
  Insay di kol sizin, di Jamani dɛn bin de ol di layn ɛn dɛn bin de atak dɛnsɛf bak. Di ia fɔti siks dɔn rich. We di T-54 bin stil de divɛlɔp, di tank dɛn we ebi bin dɔn frɔz ɔl. Di men tank we di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt na di E-50. Dɛn bin modnaiz am smɔl, i ridyus di ayt ɛn wet to fifti fayv tan, ɛn i mek di rɛshɔnal tilt angul dɛn go ɔp mɔ. So di USSR bin stil gɛt di men tank T-34-85, di Jamani dɛn bin abop pan di E-50 klos. Ɛn if nɔto so, dat min se di E-75 we ebi pas am de. Dɛn bin mek am bak fɔ di mɔdan. Dɛn mek di silhouette smɔl ɛn kɔmpakt di layout, we mek di wet ridyus to sɛvinti tan. Afta dat di E-75 bi wan kɔmplit adekwayt tank ɛn dɛn bin inkrisayz in prodakshɔn.
  We dɛn tek advantej pan di tru tin se insay 1946 di USSR nɔ bin gɛt jet ayrakt ɔ T-54 tank dɛn yet, di Jamani dɛn, we bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt gud E siriɔs ɛn divɛlɔp avieshɔn, bigin fɔ fɛt na di sawt. Ɛn afta dat, Tɛki bin go insay di wɔ.
  Ɛn insay di sɔmma ɛn ɔtom, di Kɔkas bin fɔdɔm. Rɔshia bin lɔs bɔku bɔku say dɛn. Ɛn i lɔs bɔku ɔyl.
  Insay di kol sizin, di Soviet fɛt-fɛt bin stɔp. Di ia fɔti sɛvin dɔn rich. Insay Me, pan ɔl dat, Amɛrika bin bigin fɔ land na Jepan. Wetin bak dɛn go ebul fɔ du? Ɛn di Jamani dɛn bin de go bifo pan Saratɔv ɛn Mɔsko. T-54 tank dɛn bigin fɔ apia. Dɛn bin stil ebul fɔ go insay di E-50 ɛn ol di Jamani gɔn dɛn fɔ smɔl tɛm. In jɔnal, di Jaman tank bin bɛtɛ pas di Soviet wan smɔl pan di pawa we di gɔn gɛt fɔ pier di wɛpɔn dɛn ɛn di wɛpɔn dɛn we de bifo di ship in ship, ɛn i bin de nia di wɛpɔn dɛn we de bifo di tɔrɛt.
  Di Jamani bin stil strɔng smɔl. Bɔt di E-75 bin stil de aut ɔf kɔmpitishɔn, bikɔs afta di IS-3 nɔ bin gɛt ɔda divɛlɔpmɛnt dɛn. Di Jaman dɛn bin gɛt "Lev"-3 bak wit wan mɔ ifɛktiv ɛn kɔrɛkt 88-mm kanɔn wit 100 EL ɛn twɛlv rawnd fɔ wan minit. Di wet bin stil de di sem we i bin rich 65 tan, bɔt di tin dɛn we dɛn bin de wɛr bin tik mɔ ɛn mɔ ɛn di say we dɛn bin de slop bin de go ɔp.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin rili satisfay wit di we aw dɛn bin de pier di gɔn dɛn ɛn di we aw dɛn bin de mek di gɔn dɛn we bin de na di 88EL kɔrɛkt wan, mɔ bikɔs dɛn bin stil de mek di T-54 insay smɔl smɔl siriɔs wan dɛn, ɛn agens di T-34-85 dɛn bin gɛt inof we dɛn bin de kɔt di gɔn dɛn.
  Mɔsko, we bin de fɛt fɔ insɛf, pan ɔl dat, i bin fɔdɔm insay di fɔl insay 1947. Insay di kol sizin, di fɛt bin stɔp smɔl. Stalin bin tɛl Jamani fɔ mek pis ɛn fɔ mek di wɔ we dɛn bin de fɛt fɔ di pati dɛn dɔn. Goering, we bin dɔn rich di Astrakhan-Kazan layn, bin gri.
  
  IF HITLER ƐN STALIN BI PIS
  Sɔm pipul dɛn se Stalin bin trowe di las tin we dɛn bin tɔk bɔt fɔ mek dɛn gɛt sɛparet pis to Hitlɛr insay Sɛptɛmba 1943. Na Molotov in diputi Litvinov bin du dis we i bin go na Nɔwe. Hevi loss of di USSR durin di Battle of Kursk, espeshali in tank, indecisiveness of di alies. Di kwik we aw Itali bin win, we bin de tray fɔ trowe fasist, sɔm kayn we bin mek Stalin in fɛt-fɛt vɔys.
  Di Suprim Kɔmanda-in-Chif bigin fɔ fred se di Rɔshian dɛn go blɔd te dɛn day pan wɔ we dɛn go fɛt fɔ lɔng tɛm agens Hitlerism. Ɛn a disayd fɔ tray fɔ dɔn di wɔ wantɛm wantɛm.
  Dis nɔto bin di fɔs tin we dɛn bin tɔk bɔt dis kayn tin. Insay 1941, tru di Bulgarian ambasedɔ, dɛn bin tɛl Hitlɛr se i want fɔ mek dɛn mek di sɛkɔn Triti fɔ Brest-Litovsk. Stalin bin mek mɔ kɔnsɛshɔn fɔ di teritɔri, bɔt Hitlɛr bin kam fɔ no se Koba bin jɔs de stɔp fɔ tɛm.
  Insay Janwari 1942, wan prɔpɔzal fɔ mek dɛn mek pis we nɔ gɛt wanwɔd bin fala bak. Jamani bin go fɛt wɔ wit Amɛrika ɛn dɛn bin lɔs di fɛt fɔ Mɔsko. Bɔt Hitlɛr bin stil biliv se dɛn fɔ rep, ɛn Stalin bin want bak fɔ mek di Jamani pipul dɛn tɔn bak tumɔs na di wɛst. Dɛn tu say dɛn bin tu fa frɔm dɛnsɛf fɔ mek pis.
  Di tin we Stalin bin tɔk bɔku tɛm na di ɛnd ɔf Ɔgɔst 1942 bin min se di Jamani dɛn bin gi mɔ impɔtant kɔnsɛshɔn dɛn. Koba ivin gri fɔ giv ɔp Yukren, Belarus ɛn di Baltik stet dɛn ɔltogɛda. Bɔt di Nazi dɛn bin de go bifo da tɛm de, ɛn Stalin nɔ bin want fɔ giv ɔp di mɔsɛl we bin te pas ɔl - di Kɔkas ɛn Baku ɔyl.
  Afta we Stalingrad ɛn Mainstein bin kɔntra atak, di Suprim Kɔmanda bin gi pis bak to Jamani. Bɔt di teritɔrial kɔnsɛshɔn dɛn we Stalin bin gɛt na bin jɔs fɔ sho sɔntin. Hitler bin biliv se insay di sɔmma i go win nyu win dɛn ɛn bak i go ebul fɔ tɛl am wetin i fɔ du.
  Bɔt di tin dɛn we i bin kɔl nɔ bin apin, bɔt di tin dɛn we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn sojaman dɛn lɔs, mɔ we dɛn bin de yuz tank dɛn, bin tɔn to bɔku pas di wan dɛn na Jamani.
  Bɔt naw, ɔl tu di say dɛn dɔn nia fɔ gri pas aw dɛn bin de du trade. Di Third Reich don pin daun fo Italy, di ofensiv attempt don fail. Di Jaman frɔnt we de na di lɛft say na Yukren de kam fɔdɔm. Wan difens plan fɔ di Dnieper dɔn ɔlrɛdi rɛdi. Bɔt Hitlɛr stil trangayes nɔ gri fɔ pul in sojaman dɛn pas di wata we de ambɔg am.
  Dis na di las prɔpɔzal to Stalin. Opshɔn ziro - wan wɔl we nɔ gɛt anekshɔn ɛn indemniti. Ɛkshɛnj fɔ prizina dɛn fɔ wɔ - ɔl fɔ ɔlman. Na wan tranga kweshon abaut Russian pipul dem we dem tek go Germany. Bring ɔlman bak ɔ na if yu want nɔmɔ. Bɔt if dɛn want, di Jamani dɛn go ful.
  Na tru se i tan lɛk se dis kayn pis we separet nɔ go bɛnifit Hitlɛr. Di Jaman sojaman dɛn stil ol Smɔlensk, bɔku pan Yukren ɛn ivin Novorossiysk ɛn di Taman Pɛninsula, we di Jamani sojaman dɛn de kɔntrol Kraym ɛn dɛn sojaman dɛn de rawnd Leningrad.
  Bɔt di stratejik pozishɔn we di Tɔd Rayk gɛt, i dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i nɔ gɛt op. Di Alis dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi knock di ɔfens spirit kɔmɔt na Jepan. Ɛn dɛn mek wan big brij na di sawt pat na Itali. Neks ia, dɛn go land na di nɔt pat na Frans, ɔ sɔntɛm na di Bolkans. Ɛni we aw i bi, di Jamani pipul dɛn de ɔnda prɛshɔn. Bɔku bɔku bɔm dɛn we dɛn kin bɔm kin pwɛl di soja faktri dɛn we di Tɛd Rayk bin de mek.
  Na tru se di we aw dɛn de mek wɛpɔn dɛn stil de bɔku. Bɔt di kwaliti fɔ di mɛtal de fɔdɔm.
  Ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat, di Rɔshian dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi de go bifo na di sawt ɛn di sɛnt. Di ɛkspɛkteshɔn se afta di blɔd fɛt na di Kursk Bulge go gɛt ɔpreshɔnal stɔp nɔ bin apin. Di Rɔshian dɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt klos wan wantɛm wantɛm. Ɛn ɛvride dɛn bin de go bifo pan wan brayt frɔnt. Ɛn nia Taganrog ɛn na di Donbass, ɛn di ɔp pat dɛn na di Dnieper.
  Di paz we pipul de go bifo na kwik kwik wan, pan ɔl we i nɔ de brok rɛkɔd, bɔt... Di tin we rili disgust na dat di Jamani pipul dɛn nɔ gɛt ɛni prɔspɛkt. No tɛm nɔ de fɔ mek rizɔv, patizan dɛn de vɛks na di riya, ɛn fɔma padi dɛn, Banderaites ɛn ɔda pipul dɛn de skata ɔ go ova to di sayd fɔ di Bolshevik dɛn.
  So, pan ɔl we di Jamani dɛn bin fɔ dɔn gɛt fɔ tɔn bak fa fawe na di wɛst, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ di jenɛral dɛn ɛn di minista dɛn tɔk se dɛn fɔ gri fɔ mek pis de. Goering ɛn Himmler bin sɔpɔt bak di aidia fɔ fri an na di ist. I sɔri fɔ no se, Bormann, we dɛn bin de tek bak as smat pragmatist, bin de agens am.
  Di Minista fɔ Prɔpaganda bin biliv se Stalin bin gi pis nɔto bikɔs ɔf gud layf ɛn i nɔ go te igen di Bolshevik dɛn go dɔn wit stim, ɛn Jamani go lɔs bɔku land dɛn na di ist ɛn in wokman dɛn fɔ natin.
  Speer bin ansa dis bay we i bin tɔk se di ist land dɛn, mɔ na Belarus, ful-ɔp wit pipul dɛn we de sɔpɔt pati. Apat frɔm dat, Stalin bin prɔmis fɔ mek dɛn gɛt mɔni bak wit di Tɔd Rayk.
  Hitler bin de shem. Insay di rial stori, i bin dɔn rijek wetin Stalin bin tɔk, ɛn i bin tɔk di tru tin dɛn we de kam biɛn.
  - Naw nɔto di tɛm fɔ aks fɔ pis - wi ami de sɔfa fɔ win. Wi nid fɔ ajɔst disisiv sakrifays na di frɔnt!
  Meinstein bin aks di Fuhrer se:
  - Ɛn if wi ajɔst disisiv sakrifays, wi go mek pis afta dat?
  - Nɔ, den wi fɔ ajɔst ivin mɔ disisiv sakrifays! Wi fɔ slap we di ayɛn de wam!
  Insay rial istri, di las rial chans insay Wɔl Wɔ Tu fɔ di Tɔd Rayk bin rɔnawe.
  Bɔt ɔda we, Mainstein bin yuz wan agyumɛnt we bin rili mek Hitlɛr biliv.
  - Wi go lɛf mi Fuhrer fɔ kam bak!
  Adɔlf bin sɔprayz, ɛn i aks se:
  - Bɔt as?
  - Lɛ wi win di Wɛst, gɛt risɔs na Afrika, ɛn afta dat wi tɔn to di ist ɛn, togɛda wit Jepan, dɔn Stalin! - I gradyuet frɔm Mainstein.
  Dis agyumɛnt nɔ bin ebul fɔ stɔp ɛn Hitler bin gri wit wetin Stalin bin tɔk fɔ mek dɛn gɛt sɛparet pis.
  Fayv milyɔn sojaman dɛn na di Third Reich, we wi nɔ kɔnt di polis fɔs dɛn, bigin fɔ kɔmɔt na di ist frɔnt. Na Sɛptɛmba 15, 1943, dɛn bin mek wan lɔ we se dɛn fɔ fɛt wɔ, dɔn dɛn bigin fɔ pul di Jaman sojaman dɛn kɔmɔt, ɛn dɛn fɔ dɔn dɔn bay di nyu ia.
  Di disayd fɔ mek pis bitwin di Tɔd Rayk ɛn di USSR bin mek wan rial shɔk na di Wɛst. I kam fɔ no se Stalin in fist, we bin dɔn distɛkt bɔku pan di grɔn yunit dɛn, nɔ bin de na di gem.
  Ɛn naw di kapitalis dɛn bin gɛt fɔ fɛt dɛnsɛf bak. Ɛn di fɔs tin we Hitlɛr du na fɔ transfa sojaman dɛn na Itali.
  Di fɔs wan dɛn we fil se di Jamani pipul dɛn dɔn gɛt trɛnk na di British ɛn Amɛrikan payɔnia dɛn. Bɔku bɔku ɛkspiriɛns as ɛs dɛn bin kam frɔm di ist frɔnt. Pantap dat, di Jaman payɔnia dɛn we bin gɛt bɔku sakrifays dɛn bin fɛt di Rɛd Ami ɛn Stalin in falkɔn dɛn. I kam fɔ no se di igl ays dɛn nɔ de fɛt wɔs agens di British dɛn.
  Di lɔs we di alɛy avieshɔn dɛn bin lɔs bin bɔku bɔku tɛm. Di Jaman plen dɛn bin bɔku pas tu tɛm wantɛm wantɛm, ɛn we i kam pan kwaliti, i bin ivin bɔku.
  Bɔt di men tin we di wan dɛn we bin de sɔpɔt di gɔvmɛnt bin de gɛt na, fɔ tru, di Wehrmacht grɔn fɔs dɛn. Faya ɛn sɔd bin mek dɛn at we dɛn bin de fɛt di Rɛd Ami. Briten, ɛn mɔ Amɛrika, nɔ bin gɛt ivin wan pat pan di ɛkspiriɛns we di Wehrmacht bin gɛt.
  Yes, di Jaman "Tigers" ɛn "Panthers" bin rili bɛtɛ pan pawa pas di "Shermans" ɛn "Churchills". Di situeshɔn bin wɔs mɔ bikɔs di nyu Shermans, di M 4, nɔ bin dɔn go insay mas prodakshɔn yet, we di Panthers ɛn Tigers bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de churn aut wit pawa ɛn men.
  Di Jamani kɔntra-ɔfensiv bin bigin Ɔktoba 17. As i bi so, na land di Wehrmacht bin gɛt bɔku pawa pas ɔlman. Na tru se dɛn dɔn mek wan prɛkariɔs pariti na di ays.
  Di Alis dɛn bin sɔfa bɔku bɔku lɔs pas di Luftwaffe. Mainstein bin mek wan pe fɔ kɔldɔm wit wan disisiv blo, we mek di alay yunit dɛn win bad bad wan.
  Anglo-Amɛrikan sojaman dɛn bin muf go na di si, ɔnda di kɔva fɔ di nevl gɔn dɛn we de go fa fawe. Dɛn bin kech pas tu ɔndrɛd ɛn fɔti tawzin pipul dɛn na di Wɛst ɛn pas wan ɔndrɛd ɛn twɛnti tawzin pipul dɛn na Itali. Dis na bin di fɔs big win we di Nazi dɛn win na di wɛst pat frɔm we Romɛl bin fɛt. Bɔt bikɔs di Alɛy dɛn ɛn dɛn big big bot dɛn bin de prɛs yu, i nɔ kin izi fɔ mek yu go na Sisili.
  Grɛnd Admiral Dennitz bin gɛt di wok: fɔ kɔmɔt ɛnimi ship dɛn ɛn fɔ mek dɛn gɛt pawa pas ɔlman na di si. Di prodakshɔn fɔ sabmarin dɛn bin go ɔp to fɔti ɛvri mɔnt, dɛn bigin fɔ mek mɔ advans wan dɛn, dɛn bin de mek dɛn strimlayn lɛk shak ɔ wɛl, ɛn dɛn bin de pawa dɛn bak wit haydrojɛn pɔroksayd.
  Di Jaman sabmarin flet dɔn bi di big wan ɛn kwalitatif di bɛst wan na di wɔl.
  Di men tin we dɛn bin de fɛt fɔ Sisili na fɔ atak Jibraltar.
  Apat frɔm dat, di Nazi dɛn bin plan fɔ mek Tɛki put an pan di fɛt. Fɔ go bifo togɛda wit di Ɔtoman dɛn insay Palestayn ɛn Siria, ɛn go fa fawe to di Suetost Kanal. Di Turks nɔ de agens fɔ mek pipul dɛn bɔku, bɔt dɛn de fred di British ɛn Amɛrika pipul dɛn.
  Insay Mach 8, 1944, Jamani plen dɛn bin atak Mɔlta fɔ sɔprayz. Di ɛnimi dɛn nɔ bin tink se di Jamani dɛn go de pan denja fɔ mek dɛn land da kayn we de wit maynd ivin bifo dɛn tek Sisili. Bɔt nɔto fɔ natin di Kraut dɛn harden dɛnsɛf na di ist ɛn lan audacity de. I bin tan lɛk se di fɔt we bin de na di ayland nɔ bin ebul fɔ ambɔg am, bɔt i bin fɔdɔm insay sɔm awa. Dɛn bin kech pas tati fayv tawzin British ɛn tɛn tawzin Amɛrika pipul dɛn. Dɛn bin kech big big trɔfi dɛn.
  Di Jaman sakrifays bin gɛt minin bak bɔt gud abit dɛn. Turkey bin alaw Jamani sojaman dɛn fɔ go tru in eria fɔ go na Palestayn ɛn go fa fawe to di Suet Kanal.
  Jɛnɛral Frɛnko bin kɔntinyu fɔ shem, i bin rili want fɔ mek di say dɛn we Spen bin bɔku ɛn gɛt kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de rul, bɔt i bin de fred se dɛn go win am. Salazar bin de wok wit di Third Reich mɔ ɛn mɔ. Ɛn we Brazil si se di chans fɔ win Yurop de fɔdɔm, ɛn i go mɔs bi se i go gɛt fɔ was insɛf wit blɔd, i bin rɔnawe kwik kwik wan pan di wɔ wit Jamani.
  Insay Me, di Jamani dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt Palestayn. Na di fambul Fil Mashal Fɔn Bɔk bin de kɔmand am.
  Hitler bin disayd fɔ chenj in wamat to sɔri-at ɛn alaw dis kayn fil mashal we gɛt ɛkspiriɛns fɔ mek i gɛt wɛlbɔdi bak. Na ɔda frɔnt dɛn bin stil gɛt rili kol at. Di Alay dɛn bin lɔs bɔku tin dɛn na di si, bɔt fɔ naw, dɛn bin ol Sisili. Bɔt di men fɛt na fɔ apin na di nɔt pat na Frans. Dɛn bin plan fɔ land insay Jun 1944. Bikɔs di wɔl wɔ bin spɛn bɔku mɔni, ɛn di Atlantik Wɔl bin kɔntinyu fɔ strɔng, dɛn bin fos di wan dɛn we bin de sɔpɔt di gɔvmɛnt fɔ rɔsh.
  Apat frɔm dat, di Nazi dɛn bin bigin fɔ mek di Me-262 bɔku bɔku wan. Di plen nɔ rili izi fɔ abop pan am yet pan tɛknik, bɔt i rili fast, i gɛt strɔng wɛpɔn dɛn ɛn i difrɛn bikɔs i ebul fɔ liv.
  Di Wɛst nɔ bin gɛt motoka we dɛn go kɔmpia, ɛn di Jamani pipul dɛn we bin dɔn strɔng pasmak pan ɛya fɛt, bin fɔ dɔn mek di ɛnimi dɛn nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ pawa na di ayrɛa.
  Insay di nɔt pat na Frans, na lɛk wan ɔndrɛd ɛn twɛnti divishɔn dɛn we rɛdi fɔ fɛt ful wan, ɛn twɛnti wan pan dɛn na tank divishɔn dɛn. Bɔku bɔku "Tigers" ɛn "Panthers". Pantap dat, di siriɔs "Panther"-2 ɛn di fambul "Royal Tiger" dɔn ɔlrɛdi kɔmɔt.
  So, difrɛn frɔm rial istri, di chans fɔ di padi dɛn bin tɔn to smɔl pasmak. Wi fɔ no se big big sojaman dɛn we di Fritz bin gɛt bin stil de na Ɔland ɛn Bɛljiɔm, jɔs fɔ mek shɔ se i apin. Apat frɔm dat, di wok we Dennik in wulf pak dɛn bin de du bin mek di alied flet dɛn pwɛl bad bad wan.
  Ɛn avieshɔn nɔ bin de slip. Na mɔtalman bɔm dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ kɔntrol redio kin rili wok fɔ di nevl wok dɛn.
  Bɔt di V-2 balistik mishɔl dɛn nɔ pruv dɛnsɛf fayn fayn wan. Bɔt dɛn nɔ bin mek dɛn bɛtɛ pas di wan we dɛn bin mek insay rial istri. Di tru tin na dat tin bin izi wit di payɔnia dɛn, mɔ afta dɛn bin chenj wit di Rɔshian prizina dɛn na di Luftwaffe. Ɛn kwik rizin wan dɛn bin apia - dɛn blaynd drɔn ya nid fɔ de? Apat frɔm dat, Stalin we na bin ɛnimi bin bi padi wantɛm wantɛm ɛn i bin ivin disayd fɔ ɛp di Jamani pipul dɛn.
  Wetin Jamani de mis mɔ? Di we aw dɛn bin de mek plen dɛn na di Tɔd Rayk bin pas wan ɔndrɛd plen dɛn fɔ wan de, ɛn di wan dɛn we gɛt ɛkspiriɛns nɔ bɔku. So lɛ volontia dɛnsɛf jɔyn di fɛt.
  Wan pan di wan dɛn we dɛn bin sɛn bay wilful ɛn fos fɔ fɛt di kapitalis dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn day, na bin Kozhedub, we i nɔ tu te, i bin bi lɛjɛndari.
  Di Nɔmandi landin dɛm, pan ɔl we insay di fɔs dez i bin tan lɛk se di Alay dɛn bin ebul fɔ mek tri brij ed dɛm, ɛn leta dɛn bin dɔn wit di big big Wɛstinian dɛf we dɛn win insay di istri fɔ di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ.
  Klosap da tɛm de, di Jamani dɛn bin tek di Suet Kanal, ɛn gi di at to Briten. Ɛn na Skandinevia, Opareshɔn Polar Bear bin apin - dɛn bin tek Swidan insay tu wiks wit ɔlmost nɔ lɔs.
  Afta di Jamani dɛn bin mek wan provokeshɔn, Franco bin dɔn go insay di wɔ na di sayd we di Tɔd Rayk bin de. We 1944 dɔn, di Nazi dɛn bin tek Jibraltar we dɛn bin de fɛt fɔ tri dez.
  Dɔn dɛn bigin fɔ fɛt na Afrika. 1945 na bin di ia we dɛn bin de yuz Jaman jet plen dɛn kwik kwik wan. Di fɛt-fɛt na Afrika bin rili bad. Di Amɛrika pipul dɛn bin transfa big big grɔn sojaman dɛn to di blak kɔntinɛnt, bɔt dɛn bin gɛt fɔ strɛch sojaman dɛn ɛn sapɔt dɛn akɔdin to di wan ol Atlantik Oshɔn.
  I bin tan lɛk se wan rat snek de strɛch...
  Di Jamani dɛn bin ebul fɔ tek Sisili. Di fɛt fɔ Afrika bigin, ɔ fɔ se i kɔntinyu. Di Nazi dɛn bin yuz big big sabmarin bot dɛn ɛn wan ples we izi fɔ atak di kɔntinɛnt we dak.
  Di Amɛrikin dɛn nɔ bin du fayn we dɛn bin de fɛt wit Jepan. Di landin na di Filipins bin dɔn wit kɔmplit fayl.
  Di batlship dɛm na di Land of the Rising Sun - inklud di jayant Yamato - dɔn sho dɛn valyu ɛn sink ship dɛm we de kɛr Amɛrikan sojaman dɛm. Di ebi ebi lɔs dɛn bin mek Nimitz ɛn Mankurt nɔ go bifo kwik kwik wan fɔ krɔs di Pasifik Oshɔn.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin lɛf di fɛt smɔl smɔl na di skay. ME-262 ɛn HE-162, dɔn ME-1010, ɛn TA-138. Dɛn jet fɛt plen dɛn ya bin gi kwalitatif supiriɔriti pas di Wɛstinian nɔmba dɛn.
  Afta Ruzvelt day, di pozishɔn we di wan dɛn we de mek pipul dɛn nɔ de nia dɛnsɛf na Amɛrika bin strɔng bad bad wan. Dɛn bin de aks fɔ mek pis wit di Tɔd Rayk, ɛn fɔ fɛt wɔ agens Jepan nɔmɔ.
  Dulles bin tray fɔ fɛn we fɔ mek dɛn gɛt sɛpret pis wit Jamani tru Swizaland. Bɔt na ya wan prɔblɛm bin kam - Hitlɛr insɛf nɔ bin want fɔ dɔn di wɔ. Di Jamani dɛn, pan ɔl we dɛn bin de go bifo smɔl smɔl, dɛn bin go bifo tru Mɔrokɔ ɛn Ijipt. Dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi ebul fɔ tek Irak, we min se dɛn gɛt ɔyl. Kuwait de kam fɔdɔm. Usay Ingland go go da tɛm de? Ɛn di Nazi dɛn sabmarin bot dɛn de strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ. Ɛn jet bɔm dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi de hit Lɔndɔn ɛn ɔl di eria dɛn we de rawnd, nɔto fɔ tɔk bɔt di V-2.
  Hitler nɔ bin want pis, i bin op fɔ gɛt mɔ.
  Bɔt di Amɛrika pipul dɛn bin gɛt wan strɔng trɔmp kad na dɛn poket.
  Bikɔs di Japan pipul dɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ kɔntrol bɔku pan dɛn kɔmyunikeshɔn dɛn, di fɔs tɛm we dɛn bin tray fɔ trowe atɔmik bɔm na Hiroshima nɔ bin ebul. Samurai fɛtman dɛn bin intasept wan B-29 we bin de waka witout kɔva. Di mashin insɛf ɛn di atɔmik bɔm we bin de insay di mashin bin lɔs. Di nɛks atak we dɛn bin atak Hiroshima bin apin Ɔgɔst 19. Dis tɛm, di Amɛrika pipul dɛn bin ebul fɔ kɔba ɛn atak wit mɔ bɔm bɔm dɛn. Di impak nɔ bin rili klin, di bɔm bin bɔm tɛn kilomita frɔm di siti, bɔt di ifɛkt bin stil impɔtant.
  Na ya di Toreador bin stɔp fɔ sɔm tɛm. Dɛn briŋ am sɛkɔn brɛf - kasrɔl wit rɛsin. Ɛn wan ɔda glas ti. Bikɔs di titi bin dɔn mek i fil fayn, i bin gladi pasmak. Di pen bin de flay kwik kwik wan.
  Naw i kam fɔ no se Amɛrika gɛt nyuklia baton we rili pawaful, we min se Jamani ɛn in padi dɛn de pan denja fɔ mek dɛn bit dɛn na dɛn fes bad bad wan.
  Bɔt na ya, wan tɔd tin bin kam insay. Bikɔs Stalin bin dɔn sidɔm na ambush fɔ lɔng tɛm, de lik di wund dɛn we di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ bin mek, i bin prɔmis fɔ di fɔs tɛm insay istri fɔ mek i gɛt in yon mitin wit Hitlɛr. Adɔlf Hitlɛr bin gri wantɛm wantɛm. Pantap dat, di Fuhrer of the Third Reich bin ivin gri fɔ kam na Mɔsko fɔ dis, ɔnda in yon garanti fɔ Stalin in sef.
  Di mitin bin apin Sɛptɛmba 2, 1945. Di ia we mek sɛvin insay di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ dɔn bigin. Insay rial istri, i bin dɔn jɔs dis tɛm. Ɛn naw i dɔn rich in mak. Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin dɔn drɛb di British dɛn kɔmɔt na Kuwait, di wɛst pat na Iran, Irak, wit di Turks dɛn frɔm Ijipt ɛn dɛn bin fɛt na Libya, Sudan, ɛn di Arab Pɛninsula. Ɛn bak, fɛt-fɛt bin de apin na Mɔrokɔ, ɛn na di say dɛn we dɛn bin de kam nia Aljeria.
  Jɛnɛral wan, di initiativ bin de na di sayd fɔ di Jamani dɛn, bɔt di Alay dɛn sɛf bin fɛt wit traŋa. Di growth fɔ di sabmarin flet fɔ di Third Reich bin kɔmpɛns bay we dɛn bin de bil mɔ ɛn mɔ ship dɛn ɛn mɔ advans we dɛn fɔ protɛkt frɔm wulf pak dɛn.
  Dɛn bin bɔm Briten ɛn atak dɛn wit mishɔl dɛn. Fɔ ansa dis, dɛn bin bɔm di say we di Tɔd Rayk bin de. Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin de mek wɛpɔn dɛn mɔ ɛn mɔ, mɔ di jet plen dɛn. Fɔrin divishɔn ɛn divishɔn dɛn we gɛt miks kɔmpɔzishɔn bin fɔm. Dɛn bin de yuz slev wok ɛn mek nyu kayn wɛpɔn dɛn.
  Na mɔtalman, disk plen dɛn nɔ bin jɔs bi wan kayn wɛpɔn we de spid pasmak, bɔt dɛn bin ebul fɔ gɛt ayt na di stratosfya. Ɛn dis bin mek dɛn bin denja ɛn dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ ambɔg dɛn bɔm dɛn we de go ɔp ɔp.
  Di TA-400 bin bi mashin bak we nɔ gɛt ɛni ikwal, we pas di B-29 pan ɔltin. Bɔt di wan we ebul fɔ du mɔ na, fɔ tru, di BD-18 - we na wing ayrakt. I ebul fɔ bɔm di say dɛn we Amɛrika de ɛn go bak bak na Jamani. Di flayt rɛnj fɔ di jet motoka kin rich 20 tawzin kilomita.
  Bɔt dɛn stil jɔs de tɛst am. Bɔt smɔl smɔl tin dɛn we nɔ gɛt tel dɔn ɔlrɛdi de na di siriɔs wan.
  Di Jamani dɛn de bifo di Alɛy dɛn pan avieshɔn kwaliti. Di E siriɔs tank dɛn bak strɔng pas di Amɛrikan Sherman ɛn Pɛshings. In rialiti, ivin di Jaman "Panther"-2 nɔ gɛt yet pɔsin we fit fɔ fɛt am. Bɔt di "Panther" na di sɛkɔn motoka we dɛn de mek bɔku bɔku wan - di men Jaman tank. Na di Inglish sɛlf-prɔpul gɔn Tortila nɔmɔ go ebul fɔ kɔmpit wit am. Bɔt da kayn mashin de we 80 tan. So fo naw di fasist dem de bit di enemi wit kwaliti. Bɔt fɔ ansa dis, di ɛnimi de yuz kwantiti. Di Jamani ɛn dɛn padi dɛn stil de win... Bɔt di tin we mek di nyuklia bɔm ɛn di we aw dɛn yuz am Ɔgɔst 19, 1945, de wɔri Stalin. Jepan bin ebul fɔ stɔp di British ɛn Amɛrika pipul dɛn we bin de go bifo, bɔt pan ɔl we dɛn bin de bit am bad bad wan na di si, i nɔ bin ebul fɔ go bifo.
  Di Lida fɔ Ɔl di Taym ɛn Pipul dɛn bin ɔndastand. No point nɔ de fɔ sidɔm na do igen, ɛn yu kin dɔn na di pozishɔn we smɔl smɔl mɔnki de - sidɔm pan pam tik ɛn wet... fɔ mek di banana fɔdɔm. Wetin stupider, wet fɔ di banana fɔ fɔdɔm if yu dɔn sidɔm pan dɛn?
  Stalin bin smayl to Hitler. Di Fuhrer bin luk taya, bɔt i bin gladi. Dɛn tu dikteta dɛn ya ay lɛk di sem, ɛn dɛn ayt smɔl pas di avɛrej ayt. Dɛn ɔl tu gɛt mɔstaz. Bɔt Stalin in mɔstaz big, i gɛt grey, ɛn Hitler in mɔstas rili smɔl ɛn i kin mek pɔsin laf smɔl. Di bangs de gi di Jaman tyrant wan yɔŋ apinans. Yɛs, i yɔŋ pas Josɛf Vissarionovich fɔ tɛn ia.
  Stalin grit am ɛn wantɛm wantɛm i ol di kaw in ɔn:
  - Wi rɛdi fɔ go fɛt wɔ wit wɔl kapitalizim ɛn Zayɔnism!
  Hitler bin aks am wit rili lɔjik se:
  - Ɛn ɔnda us kɔndishɔn dɛn?
  Di lida fɔ ɔl di tɛm ɛn pipul dɛn bin ansa wit in tipik ostentatious ɔnɛs:
  - Ɛnibɔdi we grap sɔntin go gɛt am!
  Hitler bin luk Stalin. Di lida, afta pis dɔn, dɛn bin gi am di Ɔda fɔ Viktri ɛn di sɛkɔn sta fɔ di Hiro fɔ di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn. I lɔjik se di USSR bin deklare insɛf di wina. Pantap dat, dɛn bin gi Stalin di taytul we na Jɛnɛral. Bɔt i nɔ bin wɛr in yunifom. Sɔntɛm nɔto jɔs bikɔs i nɔ ɔmbul. Afta i lɔs twɛnti milyɔn pipul, di big big lida fɔ ɔl tɛm ɛn pipul dɛn bin ebul fɔ ridyus di big big fɛt to jɔs wan dro.
  Sɔntɛm pipul dɛn nɔ go ɔndastand am da we de. Insay di USSR, di nɔmba fɔ pipul dɛn we nɔ bin satisfay wit di gɔvmɛnt bin bɔku.
  Ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ di fred nɔ de igen. Afta dis kayn wɔ, di NKVD nɔ bin de fred igen. Ɛn bɔku pipul dɛn bin kam bak frɔm kapchɔ we bin et di Soviet pawa ɛn... Dɛn bin dɔn yɛri inof pan anti-Soviet prɔpaganda.
  Bɔt di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat, Stalin bin ɔndastand: if dɛn gi Amɛrika tɛm, dɛn kin ramp di prodakshɔn fɔ nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn, ɛn afta Jamani dɛn go raze di USSR to di grɔn.
  Ɛn di opshɔn fɔ mek pis wit di Tɔd Raych pɔsibul. Ɛn afta dat, di wɔ we di kɔlishin fɔ kapitalis predɛta dɛn bin fɛt agens di USSR. Ɛni we aw i bi, di kɔntri fɔ go bak to di sɛkɔn wɔl wɔ. Ɛp Hitlɛr fɔ win Amɛrika ɛn di British Ɛmpaya we dɛn bin de rul.
  Ɛn afta dat, wi go si! I nɔ de ɛva let fɔ yuz Opareshɔn Tɛndastorm fɔ fri Yurop.
  Bay di we, USA ɛn Briten bin tray tranga wan fɔ push Stalin to revaŋg wɔ. Bɔt dɛn bin tu gridi ɛn dɛn nɔ bin de gi bɛtɛ tin fɔ du. Di lida bin aks fɔ mek Amɛrika gi Alaska ɛn di Awayi Ayland dɛn wantɛm wantɛm, witout ɛni prɛkɔndishɔn.
  Bɔt di Amɛrikan dɛn ɛn di British dɛn, ivin na Yurop, nɔ bin want fɔ gi natin. Ɛn to ɛl wit dis kayn alyans wit dɛn?
   Wetin dɛn nɔ de pe fɔ nɔ gɛt wan valyu, bɔt fɔ wetin nɔ gɛt natin yu fɔ pe pas ɔl!
  If dɛn nɔ bin want wan alyans wit Stalin agens Hitler, i go bi di ɔda we. Pantap dat, dɛn tu ɛmpaya dɛn na totalitarian ɛn dɛn gɛt wan tin we kɔmɔn - et Wɛstinian dimokrasi ɛn libaralizm.
  Hitler bin ansa wit nɔt kwik tipik laconicism ɛn rationalism:
  - Du tin tret! Na tɛm fɔ mek agrimɛnt ɛn bigin fɔ jɔyn soja wok!
  Stalin, wit wan big smayl we tan lɛk tayga ɛn in big tit dɛn we nɔto in yon, bin ansa se:
  - A don giv di oda oredi! Ɛn di kɔntrakt dɔn rɛdi!
  Di Fuhrer grin ɛn shek in an ɛn ansa se:
  - Ɔda impɔtant pas kɔntrakt!
  Strɔng grɔn fɔs dɛn na di USSR bin kam insay Iran ɛn bigin fɔ go bifo to India frɔm fɛt. Ɛn di sem tɛm we di kol sizin bigin, big big sojaman dɛn bin muf go na Alaska. Na tru se di we aw di Soviet plen dɛn bin de luk na di skay ɛn di ship dɛn ɛn sabmarin dɛn we bin de na di si bin mek di Alɛy dɛn gɛt prɔblɛm mɔ.
  Bɔku Soviet as dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi fɛt na di sayd fɔ di Third Reich. Tu pan dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt nayt krɔs. Di fɔs pɔsin we gɛt dis ɔda na Kozhedub. I bin gɛt kɔnt fɔ 123 British ɛn Amɛrikan plen dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn pwɛl. Wan rɛkɔd bitwin di Soviet volontia dɛn.
  Bɔt di bɛst tin we Huffman bin du na Ɔgɔst 19, di sem de we dɛn bin bɔm Hiroshima, i shot di plen we mek 4 ɔndrɛd, ɛn dis bin mek i dɔn ɔlrɛdi mek di tɔd rɛkɔd. Fɔ dis, dɛn bin gi am di Ɔda fɔ di Jaman Igul wit dayamɔn, ɛn ivin bifo dat fɔ 350 plen dɛn di fayv digri fɔ di Nayt Krɔs fɔ di Ayɔn Krɔs wit gold ɔk lif, sɔd, ɛn dayamɔn.
  Na smɔl smɔl British batalyɔn dɛn bin de kɔba India, ɛn di sipa dɛn we di sojaman dɛn we bin de rul di kɔntri bin de go ova na di sayd we di Rɛd Ami bin de. Mɔ kruk fɛt-fɛt bin de apin na Iran. Britain en USA geht plenti mo strent de. Bɔt di nɔmba we dɛn bin gɛt pas di wan dɛn we dɛn bin gɛt, ɛn di ɛkspiriɛns we dɛn bin gɛt we dɛn bin gɛt insay di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ, bin tek dɛn at, ɛn insay tu ɛn af mɔnt, di wan ol Iran bin fri kpatakpata.
  Faya fɛt-fɛt bin stil de na Bɔma.
  Bɔt in jɔnal, bay di nyu ia, India, Pakistan, Iran, di Midul Is ɛn ɔl di land Eshia bin de ɔnda di kɔntrol fɔ di USSR ɛn di Tɔd Rayk.
  Afta dat, we dɛn bin de na land, di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn bin kam insay Afrika. Plɛs, insay di kol sizin di rial fɛt fɔ Alaska bin apin.
  Di Amɛrika pipul dɛn bin stil de fred fɔ mek nyuklia atak di USSR ɛn dɛn bin de tray fɔ hama Jepan. Bɔt pan tri atɔmik bɔm dɛn, we di ia dɔn, na wan nɔmɔ dɛn bin ebul fɔ drɔp na Nagasaki.
  Truman bin rili want fɔ mek di nɔmba fɔ di nyuklia wɔhɛd dɛn go ɔp ɛn fɔ mek dɛn mek di we aw dɛn de kɛr dɛn go fayn.
  Di Jamani dɛn, we bin de go bifo na Afrika, bin plan fɔ land na Briten.
  Di ia 1946 pas ɔnda di sayn fɔ di jenɛral sakses dɛm fɔ di kɔlishin fɔ diktetɔri pawa dɛm. Insay wan ia, Afrika bin kam ɔnda ful kɔntrol pan di kɔlishin, bɔt di wan dɛn we bin de sɔpɔt di kɔntri bin ebul fɔ mek di land we dɛn bin de land na Briten.
  Di US bin drɔp wan atɔmik bɔm pan Vladivostok, ɛn fayv ɔda wan pan Japan. Wan fɔ Chukotka. Ɛn tri na teritɔri dɛn we di Tɔd Rayk bin de kɔntrol. Di Jaman dɛn lɛvɛl fɔ jet avieshɔn ɛn ɛya difɛns sistɛm dɔn go ɔp sote di Alɛy dɛn, pan tri sakrifays dɛn - tu agens Frans ɛn wan agens Nɔwe - nɔ bin ebul fɔ rich Jamani sɛf.
  Bɔt te naw di Nazi dɛn nɔ bin gɛt atɔmik bɔm fɔ ansa. Dɛn nɔ bin de tɔk bɔt pis. Di wɔ naw tɔn aut fɔ bi witout kɔmprɔmis - fɔ kɔmplit distrɔkshɔn.
  Di ia 1947 bin kam. Afta dɛn tek Afrika ɛn Eshia, ɔlmost ɔl di tin dɛn we di Istan Ɛmisfya bin gɛt bin de ɔnda di kɔntrol fɔ di Anti-Wɛstɛn kɔlishin. Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt na Alaska ɛn Kanada, di Jamani dɛn bin tray fɔ mek wan brij ed na Latin Amɛrika ɛn leta dɛn bin dɔnawe wit di mɛtropɔliti Briten.
  Di British dɛn bin tɔn dɛn "Ayland fɔ Fridɔm" to wan si fɔt we nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ win. Bɔt di wok we wulf pak dɛn ɛn di heroic Soviet sabmarin dɛn bin de du bin mek dɛn bin jɔs blok di mɛtropɔlis.
  Ɛn di wɔ dɛn we dɛn bin de fɛt na land, dɛn bin de fɛt wɔ dɛn na si. Dɛn bin de fɛt wɔ we nɔbɔdi nɔ si yet na di si. Di Jamani pipul dɛn strɔng pan di nɔmba ɛn kwaliti fɔ di sabmarin dɛn - di USA ɛn Kanada gɛt mɔ big sɔfa ship dɛn. Dat min se, ɔl tu di ɛmpaya dɛn bin gɛt valyu fɔ dɛnsɛf. Ɔ fɔ se, nɔto ɛmpaya, na sistɛm. Fɔmal Wɛstinian dimokrasi agens Istan ɛn Jamani sojamanizm ɛn totalitarianism.
  Wan duel of sistem...Ɛn risɔs. Ɛn di union fɔ dikteta dɛn gɛt mɔ mɔtalman ɛn natura risɔs. Ilɛk wetin pɔsin se, ɛnibɔdi we strɔng pas am, fɔ dɔn win.
  Di diktetaship dɛn na Latin Amɛrika bin sɔri fɔ di fasist ɛn di sojaman dɛn mɔ, bɔt dɛn bin tray ɔl di we dɛn fɔ mek dɛn kɔntri dɛn nɔ put bɔku pan dɛn pan di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ. Apat frɔm dat, di Bolshevism we Stalin bin gɛt bin mek bɔku pipul dɛn fred fɔ go. Na Ajentina nɔmɔ bin jɔyn di totalitarian union opin wan. Di Jamani dɛn bin gɛda sojaman dɛn de ɛn bɔm Itali.
  Ɛn di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin tray fɔ mek dɛn ebul fɔ du mɔ na di kɔntinɛnt na Amɛrika. Di kɔmyunikeshɔn we dɛn bin gɛt fɔ lɔng tɛm, di prɔblɛm dɛn we dɛn bin gɛt fɔ saplae di grup ɛn di stɛp-bɔn we di Amɛrika pipul dɛn bin de agens dɛn, bin mek dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ du am kwik kwik wan.
  Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin go bifo insay di kol sizin, bɔt insay di sɔmma 1947, di Amɛrikan dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt. Di lɔs we di USSR bin lɔs di kwalitatif supiriɔriti pas Amɛrika bin gɛt rili bad impak. Di divɛlɔpmɛnt ɛn kɔmplitmɛnt fɔ di T-54 tank bin rili delay ɛn di men motoka bin stil bi di T-34-85.
  Di drayvin pefɔmɛns fɔ dis tank rili fayn, bɔt di wɛpɔn dɛn bigin fɔ de biɛn di Amɛrikan Pɛshing. Pantap dat, di Amɛrika pipul dɛn bin ebul fɔ instɔl wan mɔ pawaful wɛpɔn we gɛt barɛl lɔng we na 73 EL ɛn wan kaliba we na 90 milimita. So, fɔ gɛt advantej pan faya fɛt agens di Soviet mashin. Ɛn di klos we di men Amɛrikan tank bin de wɛr bin tɔn to bɛtɛ smɔl.
  Na tru se di IS-3 bin ebul fɔ kɔmpit wit di Amɛrikan ɛnimi, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin mek dis ebi ebi motoka bɔku bɔku wan.
  Ɛn di jet MIG-15 bin stil de ɔnda divɛlɔpmɛnt. So, dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ mek wan patikyula chenj we go apin. Bɔt di Amɛrikan dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ trowe di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn sojaman dɛn we bin dɔn wok fɔ lɔng tɛm na di Pasifik Oshɔn, pan ɔl we bad bad fɛt dɛn bin de de.
  Bɔt insay 1947, wan grup we gɛt dikteta dɛn bin dɔn mek dɛn ebul fɔ kɔntrol Ɔstrelia ɛn Nyu Ziland.
  Amɛrika bin drɔp lɛk twɛnti atɔmik bɔm dɛn, ɛn dis bin mek sɔm siti dɛn ɛn sɔm strɔkchɔ dɛn pwɛl bad bad wan, bɔt na sɛkɔndari siti dɛn nɔmɔ ɛn di say dɛn we pipul dɛn kin kɔnsɛntret, dɛn bin ebul fɔ rich. Bɔt na lɛk wan milyɔn pipul dɛn day, ɛn dis rili impɔtant. Ɛspɛshali afta we nyuklia bɔm bin fɔdɔm na Afrika.
  Insay 1948, di T-54 bin dɔn bigin fɔ prodyuz insay di Rɛd Ami. Di motoka nɔto witout in shɔtkɔm, bɔt i gɛt mɔ pawaful wɛpɔn ɛn i kin ebul fɔ liv pas di tati-fo we bin de bifo.
  Di fɔs MIG-15 dɛn bak bin apia. Bɔt di pipul dɛn na Amɛrika bin mek dɛn mek jet plen dɛn bak. Di fɛt fɔ atrit bin kɔntinyu. Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin go bifo kwik kwik wan, bɔt dɛn bin stil ebul fɔ dɔn fɔ tek Alaska bak ɛn mek brij ed dɛn na Kanada. Di advans bin tek ples insay wan siriɔs sikwinshal ɔpreshɔn na difrɛn sɛktɔ dɛn na di frɔnt. Jamani ɛn Jepan pipul dɛn ɔl tu bin tek pat pan di fɛt dɛn.
  Bɔt Hitlɛr nɔ bin gri fɔ sɛn big big sojaman dɛn na grɔn na di kɔntinɛnt na Amɛrika. Di Fuhrer bin rili wɔri se di Jamani neshɔn dɔn dɔn, dɛn dɔn kil bɔku bɔku man dɛn, ɛn uman dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ fɛn man. So Adɔlf bin disayd fɔ du sɔntin we nɔbɔdi nɔ si yet tru di Reichstag6 fɔ alaw man fɔ gɛt 4 wɛf dɛn. Di Katolik dɛn bin grɔmbul smɔl, bɔt dɛn bin gri. Nɔ go na kɔnsɛntreshɔn kamp. Bɔt fɔ tru, nɔto inɔf man dɛn bin de na Yurop.
  If di Nazi dɛn sɛn sojaman dɛn fɔ go kil, na frɔm ɔda kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de sheb ɛn di sojaman dɛn we bin de na di kɔntri we dɛn bin de rul. Bɔt di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin ebul fɔ yuz Indian ɛn Arab pipul dɛn bak fɔ fɛt, we Stalin bin ebul fɔ kech, ɛn di Chaynish pipul dɛn bak.
  Di ia 1949 bin at fɔ Amɛrika mɔ. Di wɔ bin drɛg, ɛn dɛn bin de it di rizɔv dɛn we di kapitalis ikɔmi bin gɛt. Apat frɔm dat, di alayns we dikteta dɛn bin gɛt bin pas di fri wɔl pan tin dɛn we dɛn gɛt. Ɛspɛshali mɔtalman wan... Di Rɛd Ami kɔntinyu fɔ push bak Amɛrika smɔl smɔl. Di spid we dɛn bin de go bifo nɔ bin pas wan avɛj we na wan to tu kilomita fɔ wan de. Bɔt insay di ia, dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi kɔba wan fayn teritɔri.
  Fɔ ɛgzampul, insay di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ, di sem frɔnt layn bin kɔntinyu fɔ de fɔ sɔm ia. Ɛn na ya dɛn fos Amɛrika, at least ekstrim sloslo, fɔ sag.
  Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin mek dɛn mek nyu tin dɛn mɔ ɛn mɔ. Di IS-7 tank bin apia insay mas prodakshɔn - sɔntɛm na masta wok fɔ tank dizayn. Na tru se i we siksti-ɛit tan, bɔt i strɔng pas ɔl di Amɛrikan mɔdel dɛn.
  Insay Amɛrika, pan ɔl we dɛn bin tek di Pɛshing in ples wit di Paton we bin dɔn go bifo, di Ebraam tank bin apia wit wan gɔn we gɛt 120 mm lɔng barɛl. Di Jaman dɛn bin ebul fɔ divɛlɔp wan tank we tan lɛk pyramidal to wan lɛvul we nɔ bin smɔl pas di IS-7, ɛn ivin bɛtɛ smɔl na di sayd dɛn.
  Di Amɛrikan dɛn bin drɔp lɛk tati atɔmik bɔm dɛn, bɔt dis nɔ bin afɛkt di we aw di wɔ bin de go bifo bad bad wan.
  1950... Fɔ dɔn, insay Me, Jamani ɛn Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn bin land na Briten. Di mɛtropɔlis bin fɛt fɔ lɛk tu mɔnt so ɛn leta i fɔdɔm. Dis dɔn ɔlrɛdi bi wan impɔtant sakrifays. Insay Kanada, di advans stil de slo bɔt i nɔ de chenj. Di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat di Yankees nɔ gɛt big sakrifays igen. Dɛn bin bit dɛn na di Pasifik Oshɔn, di Awayi Akipɛlag bin lɔs, ɛn ivin di Japan pipul dɛn bin land na Panama, bɔt dɛn drɛb dɛn kɔmɔt de.
  Di kɔntri dɛn na Latin Amɛrika nɔ de tek pat pan di kɔntri. Dɛn nɔ de agens fɔ atak Amɛrika, bɔt dɛn de fred se dɛn go bit dɛn wit nyuklia wɛpɔn na dɛn ed.
  Amɛrika dɔn ɔlrɛdi de mek wan bɔm we dɛn kɔl haydrojɛn.
  Wit sɔm tɛm, insay Disɛmba 21, 1950, dɛn bin tɛst nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn na di USSR.
  Wan pat pan di delay na bikɔs Stalin bin want fɔ mek bɔku chaj dɛn sikrit wan ɛn ayd dɛn frɔm Hitler.
  Jamani bin tɛst nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn Epril 29. Afta dat, Amɛrika bin anɔys we dɛn nɔ bin de tink se dɛn go friz di yus fɔ nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn if di USSR ɛn di Tɔd Rayk fala dis ɛgzampul. Sɔm pat pan di tin we dɛn disayd fɔ du na rizin. Hitler bin sɔpɔt am we i nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt ɛn Stalin nɔ bin gɛt ɔda tin fɔ du pas fɔ jɔyn am.
  Insay Fɛbwari 1951, di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin dɔn go insay di teritɔri fɔ kɔntinɛntal Amɛrika - Alaska nɔ kɔnt.
  Bɔt di Yankees bin desperately hold on. Dɛn bin sho se dɛn ebul fɔ bia ɛn dɛn bin gɛt maynd. Dɛn bin sho se dɛn na rili gud sojaman dɛn. Ɛn insay di Amɛrikan ami, uman dɛn bin de fɛt bɔku bɔku wan. We nɔto ɔltin we dɛn kin du fɔ di Tɔd Rayk ɛn ivin di USSR. Speshali, Stalin bin lɛk fɔ protɛkt uman dɛn ɛn sɛn Indian ɛn Chaynish pipul dɛn wit Arab dɛn as kanɔn fɔd.
  Ɛn insay Me 1951, dɛn bin bigin fɔ mared pas wan uman bak na di USSR. Apat frɔm di tru tin we se dis bin kɔmpɛns di man dɛn we nɔ bin de, dis kayn disayd bin ɛp fɔ mek dɛn asimilet di ɔdasay dɛn.
  Ɛn insay Novɛmba, Toronto bin fɔdɔm, ɛn insay Disɛmba Kwibɛk. Wan strɔng padi we Amɛrika bin de sɔpɔt, we na Kanada, bin lɛf di gem.
  1952 bin fɔ dɔn bi di las ia fɔ Wɔl Wɔ Tu. Amɛrika bin de swɛla bikɔs ɔf di tɛnsiɔn, Brazil bin dɔn deklare wɔ pan dɛn, ɛn wit am ɔda kɔntri dɛn na Latin Amɛrika. Inklud Mɛksiko. Bɔt Amɛrika bin kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt, ɛn i nɔ bin gri fɔ giv-ɔp. Insay di ia, Amɛrika bin lɔs lɛk wan pat pan tri pat pan in eria, bɔt di Yanki dɛn bin fɛt tranga wan ɛn trangayes, ɛn di wɔ bin go to di nɛks ia.
  Stalin nɔ bin destin fɔ liv fɔ si di sɔrɛnda we Amɛrika dɔn sɔrɛnda. Bikɔs di lida bin wok tranga wan, i bin de smok pasmak, ɛn i bin de drink ɛn i bin de wach na nɛt, i bin gɛt strok ɛn pan Mach 5, 1953, Josɛf Vissarionovich bin day.
  Di wok we di chiaman fɔ di Stet Difɛns Kɔmiti bin de du bin pas to in raytan: Beria. Wɛl, bay dis akɔdin to di wɔ dɔn ɔlrɛdi disayd. Sɔviɛt-Jaman sojaman dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi rawnd Washinton ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn tek Nyu Yɔk.
  Wetin bin lɛf na Amɛrika bin sɔrɛnda pan May 9, 1953. Na so di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ dɔn. Di Yuniɔn fɔ Diktatɔ dɛn bin win, bɔt dɛn bin tek bɔku mɔni.
  Hitler bin liv pas Stalin fɔ shɔt tɛm, ɛn i sɔri fɔ no se i day in batde, Disɛmba 21, 1955. Ɛn Mussolini bin day ivin bifo dat. Beria, we na bin di chiaman fɔ di Stet Difɛns Kɔmiti, bin tek Stalin in ples, bɔt afta di wɔ dɔn, i nɔ bin want fɔ pat wit di pawa dɛn we gɛt imejensi ɛn dɛn kil am na in ɔfis.
  
  E-10 MACHIN WE DE LID DI WƆL TO DI ƆNDAWƐL
  Wan ɔda AI. Di Fuhrer bin ɔda fɔ mek dɛn mek nyu tank dɛn we gɛt di E siriɔs, we na gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf, ɛn i bin mek di bɛst spɛshal pipul dɛn kam pan dis. Di Jamani dɛn bin de pe atɛnshɔn mɔ pan di E-10 gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf. Dis bin mek bay Jun 1943, dɛn bin mek wan smɔl masta wok wit mɛtal. Di motoka gɛt dense layout - transmishɔn ɛn injin togɛda, di ayt na jɔs wan mita ɛn tati fayv sɛntimita. Di motoka we bin wet tɛn tan, i bin gɛt 60 milimita fɔnt, we dɛn bin kɔmpɛns am bay wan big angul we i de inklin ɛn di sayd klos we na 30 milimita. Na tu pipul dɛn nɔmɔ we de wok na di bot. Wan 75-mm kanɔn wit kaliba we na 48 EL. Ɛn injin we gɛt 400 ɔspawɛl kin mek i spid lɛk 80-90 kilomita pan awa.
  Kwik kwik wan izi fɔ mek ɛn laytwɛt gɔn we de yuz insɛf, we smɔl, we nɔ de mek pipul dɛn no bɔt am, we izi fɔ kamoflaj, i bin prɔmis fɔ bi wan wɛpɔn we rili prɔmis, ɛn di impɔtant tin, we dɛn go mek bɔku bɔku wan. Fɔ tɛst am, Hitler bin put di ɔfens pan di Kursk Bulge bak. Stalin bin dɔn taya wit dis ɛn insay Ɔgɔst 1, di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn sojaman dɛn bin atak fɔs. Na tu dairekshɔn - Oryol ɛn Kharkov. Bɔt na di sawt, di grup we bin strɔng pas ɔl na Mainstein bin mek di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn atak dɛn. Ɛn na di nɔt, di Jamani dɛn bin de agens dɛn trangayes pas aw i bin de insay rial istri. Dɛn "Panthers", "Tigers", "Ferdinands" strɔng pasmak pan difens pas fɔ ɔfens. Ɛn dɛn bin du tin fayn fayn wan. Di E-10 gɔn we de yuz insɛf bin pruv bak se i rili rɛdi fɔ fɛt. Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin ebul fɔ tek Ɔrɛl Ɔktoba 30 nɔmɔ. Ɛn dis na bikɔs wan pan di Jaman sojaman dɛn bin tɔn to di wɔ we di wɔ na Itali bin ambɔg dɛn.
  Bay midul Novɛmba, di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin dɔn stɔp fɔ fɛt. Di Rɛd Ami bin lɔs bɔku bɔku tin dɛn, mɔ pan tank dɛn. Stalin bin ivin de shem. Ɛn i bin want fɔ prɔmis fɔ mek dɛn stɔp fɔ fɛt. Bɔt Zhukov ɛn ɔda pipul dɛn bin notis se dɛn kin bit di Jamani pipul dɛn ɔltɛm insay di kol sizin. Ɛn i go mɔs bi se na di sem tin dis tɛm. Sɔntɛm dis bin fɔ dɔn bi if nɔto fɔ di E-10 sɛlf-propɛl gɔn. Dis motoka bin kam ɔlsay kwik kwik wan. I nɔ bin go insay di T-34-76 in fɔrɛst bikɔs ɔf di big angle we di rɛshɔnal inklin na di klos fɔti digri frɔm di ɔrizɔntal.
  We yu de insay di motoka, i kin izi fɔ yu, bɔt di lɔw silhouette insɛf na gud protɛkshɔn, plus spid ɛn manejmɛnt. Apat frɔm dat, di gɔn we i kin yuz insɛf bin de tɔn rawnd kwik kwik wan, ɛn i bin bi in sayd we dɛn kin protɛkt pas ɔl.
  Bɔt di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na di we aw dɛn kin mek am ɛn we i nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ wet. Dɛn bin de mek am bɔku bɔku wan ɛn we bin de bɔku ɔltɛm, ɛn i bin de drayv insay di sno ivin bɛtɛ pas di T-34, ɛn ivin mɔ di KV siriɔs.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin ivin stɔp di prodakshɔn fɔ T-4 ɛn T-3 fɔ di sek fɔ di E-10, ɛn ridyus di prodakshɔn fɔ Tayga ɛn Panta fɔ di sake fɔ di E-10. Di motoka bin fayn fɔ fɛt Sɔviɛt tank dɛn, ɛn i bin fayn fɔ ɔfens ɛn difens. Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin tray fɔ atak Kharkov insay Disɛmba ɛn Janwari, bɔt dɛn bin fɔdɔm na Mainstein in trap ɛn dɛn bin win bad bad wan. Pantap dat, di Jamani dɛn bin ivin ebul fɔ bil pan dɛn sakrifays ɛn tek Kursk ɛn Ɔrɛl.
  Tin bin bɛtɛ smɔl fɔ di Rɛd Ami we bin de na di sɛnta. Na de, wit fɛt, wi bin ebul fɔ go bifo fifti to siksti kilomita, bɔt di rizɔv dɛn bin go fɔ lɔk di gap na di sawt flank ɛn, we dɛn nɔ bin gɛt sɔpɔt, di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn bin stɔp.
  Na di Leningrad Front, di Rɛd Ami bin go bifo fɔ fayvtin kilomita nɔmɔ wit stɛp-bɔn fɛt ɛn dɛn bin stɔp, ɛn dɛn bin lɔs bɔku bɔku tin dɛn.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin ebul fɔ sev insay di kol sizin dis tɛm ɛn avɔyd disasta. Tin bin wɔs smɔl fɔ di Kraut dɛn na Itali. Na de di Alay dɛn bin ebul fɔ tek Nepal. Bɔt dɛn bin lɔs bɔku tin dɛn bak, ɛn dɛn bin lɔs pat pan dɛn fɛt-fɛt spirit. Bay di we, di smɔl saiz we di E-10 gɛt bin mek i bi gud wɛpɔn fɔ fɛt di ɛnimi insay kɔndishɔn dɛn we ɛnimi dɛn gɛt pawa pas ɔlman na di ays.
  Spring dɔn kam. I bigin fɔ wam mɔ ɛn mɔ. Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin gɛt wan nyu E-15 motoka bak. Infakt, na bin fɔ mek di E-10 bi mɔdan. Na di klos nɔmɔ bin de tik mɔ ɛn mɔ. di fכnt wan na 82 milimita pan big angle. 52mm flatbed, plus rɔla dɛn. Di gɔn bin ɛkstɛnd di barɛl to 70 EL, lɛk di Panta. Di wet fɔ di tank bin go ɔp to 16 tan, bɔt dɛn bin kɔmpɛns dis bay wan injin we gɛt mɔ pawa we gɛt 550 ɔspaw. Di nyu gɔn we de rɔn insɛf nɔ bin go insay di fɔrɛst fɔ di T-34-85, ɛn i bin gɛt ay prɔbabiliti fɔ sɛn shel frɔm di ebi ebi Sɔviɛt IS-2 tank insay wan rikochɛt wit in inklin klos. Di E-15 bin kip ɔl di bɛnifit dɛn we di fɔs mɔdel bin gɛt - lɔw silhouette, stealth, spid ɛn manejmɛnt, bɔt i bin kam fɔ bi mɔ durable, ɛn ɔl di tank dɛn we di anti-Hitler kɔlishin bin de kɔt am na di fɛt distans. Apat frɔm dat, di Jamani dɛn bin introduks di ME-262 jet fɛt plen bak insay dɛn siriɔs, we rili fast, gɛt bɔku wɛpɔn dɛn ɛn, di impɔtant tin, i kin te. Di pekul tin we dis plen bin gɛt na dat tu jet injin dɛn bin mek am pɔsibul fɔ mek di plen ebi, ɛn dat mek dɛn bin protɛkt am bɛtɛ. Ɛn 4 30-mm ɛya kanɔn dɛn, ɛn rɔket dɛn, na wɛpɔn dɛn we rili pawaful.
  Di yunivasal TA-152 dɔn bi siriɔs mashin bak. Lɛk di Focke-Wulf, dis plen bin tɔn to bɔku tin dɛn: na atak plen, fɛt plen, ɛn frɔnt layn bɔm. Wan rial wɔ ɔs, jɔs fast ɛn mɔ manej pas di F -190. So di Jamani dɛn bin rili strɔng.
  Bɔt di trɛtin we di Alay landin dɛn na Nɔmandi bin gɛt bin mek di Kraut dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ fɛt big big fɛt agens di USSR. Dɛn bin fos Hitlɛr fɔ mek in sojaman dɛn strɔng na Frans ɛn Itali. Wɔ we de na tu say dɛn nɔ kin izi. Ɛn Stalin sɛf de strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ. I de mek nyu tank dɛn: IS-2 ɛn T-34-85. As well as nyu plen, di fast LA-7, en di mo maneuverable Yak-3. Bɔt di las wan nɔ bin tek di ples fɔ di Yak-9 bikɔs i bin gɛt bɔku mɔni. Ɛn di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt wan Yu-288 bɔm bak, we bin rili pawaful ɛn fast.
  Stalin bin de shem ɛn i bin tɛl di Fuhrer bak fɔ stɔp fɔ fɛt fɔ wan ia.
  Hitler bin gri fɔ tek dis ɔf ɛn i nɔ bin shem. Wi nid fɔ pul di sɛkɔn frɔnt. Insay da tɛm de, di Jamani dɛn bin de mek gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf E. Di E-15 bin tɛst insɛf na di fɛt wit di IS-2 insay di spring. Di Soviet motoka we ebi pas am bin mek in we frɔm wan kilomita fa fawe ed-ɔn, ɔ ivin fa fawe. Ɛn insɛf bin gɛt chans fɔ go insay jɔs nɔ fa pas 500 mita, ɛn afta dat insay smɔl kes dɛn bikɔs di big angul we di klos bin gɛt bin gi wan strɔng ribaund.
  Di Jaman dɛn bin dɔn stɔp fɔ mek di Tayga, ɛn dɛn nɔ gri fɔ lanch di Tayga-2 siriɔs, ɛn bak i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn stɔp fɔ mek di Panta. So di E-15 bin pas di Panther pan ɔltin, i bin shɔt bɔku tɛm, i bin gɛt mɔ teknɔlɔji ɛn i bin layt. Ɛn insted ɔf di "Tiger"-2, dɛn bin mek di E-25 sɛlf-prɔpul gɔn, wit 88-mm 71EL kanɔn, ɛn we we 26 tan, wit frɔntal klos we na 120 mm, ɛn sayd klos we na 82 mm. Dat min se, i layt ɛn i nɔ dia pas di Tayga-2, i nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ protɛkshɔn, bɔt i nɔ de sho, i gɛt lɔw silhouette, ɛn i fast. Di 700 ɔspawɛl injin rili inof fɔ ay spid.
  Di onli advantej fɔ di Tiger-2 na di rotating turret. Bɔt we yu tink bɔt di ay tɔn spid we di E-25 gɛt ɛn di lɔw tɔn spid we di Tiger-2 tɔrɛt gɛt, dis nɔ impɔtant.
  Di fɛt-fɛt bin bigin Jun 1, 1944. Ɛn pan Jun 6, di Alay dɛn bigin fɔ atak Nɔmandi. Di Jamani pipul dɛn nɔ bin gɛs di de we dɛn go land ɔ usay dɛn go land. Bɔt dɛn bin gɛt di chans fɔ yuz sojaman dɛn we kɔmɔt na di ist pat.
  Inklud di E siriɔs, we dɔn sho in bɔku bɔku versatility ɛn efyushɔn. Di Churchill ɛn Sherman ɔl tu bin giv-ɔp to di E-15, we bin go insay dɛn, bɔt insɛf bin rili wok ɛn bɛtɛ. Ɛn Jaman jet plen dɛn, we gɛt 30-mm ɛya kanɔn we rili wok, strɔng pas am fa fawe.
  Di fɛt dɛn sho se na di wan dɛn we bin gɛt mashin gɔn, we bin rili wik agens di ME-262 ɛn TA-152, bin pwɛl di US ɛn Briten. Eksept se di nɔmba dɛn big. Bɔt Jamani aces na di wan dɛn we de prodyuz pas ɔl na di wɔl.
  Di fɛt we dɛn bin fɛt na Nɔmandi bin drɛg te Ɔgɔst dɔn ɛn i bin dɔn we di Alay dɛn bin win di Alay dɛn kpatakpata. I pas sɛvin ɔndrɛd tawzin pipul dɛn we lɔs as prizina dɛn nɔmɔ.
  Insay Sɛptɛmba, di Jamani dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt Itali. We bin las fɔ tu mɔnt, te di fasist dɛn kech di wan ol sawt pat na Mussolini in kɔntri. Dɔn dɛn bin atak Sisili. Insay Disɛmba, di Nazi dɛn bin tek dis ayland. Di fɛt bin rili bad. Bɔt di Jamani dɛn bin strɔng pas am fa fawe. Ɛn dɛn gɛt bɛtɛ ikwipmɛnt, avieshɔn, tank, MP 44 asɔlt rayf, ɛn mɔ sizin, tren ɛn disiplin sojaman dɛn. Ɛn fɔ tru, di kɔmand gɛt mɔ ɛkspiriɛns fɔ fɛt wit ɛnimi we rili strɔng ɛn we lɛk fɔ fɛt.
  Bikɔs di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn win di wan dɛn we bin de sɔpɔt dɛn, dɛn bin atak Mɔlta, bɔm am, dɔn dɛn land sojaman dɛn. Ɛn afta dat, Jibraltar. Ɛn Franco nɔ bin gɛt ɔda tin fɔ du pas fɔ gri fɔ mek di Kraut dɛn pas.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin muf go ɔdasay na Afrika. Ɛn ɔlrɛdi Briten, we sabmarin dɛn bin de mɔna, bin bigin fɔ tɔk bɔt fɔ stɔp fɔ fɛt. Fɔ tek Ingland, mɔ bifo di tɛm we dɛn bin dɔn mek di fɛt wit di USSR dɔn, i bin tan lɛk se i nɔ rili izi. Bikɔs dɛn bin dɔn rich na Ijipt ɛn gɛt di prɔpati dɛn we Frɛnch dɛn gɛt bak, di Fuhrer bin gri fɔ di we aw dɛn bin de. Di Jaman pipul bin geht di oil na Libya en Naija wit Kamerun, en geht fri han. Briten bin blo mɔ fri wan. Pantap dat, di Nazi dɛn bin gɛt Arado jet bɔm dɛn, we bin ebul fɔ pwɛl Briten ɛn i nɔ bin gɛt ɛni pɔnishmɛnt. Ɛn dis, fɔ tru, bin de mek pɔsin fred.
  Hitler bin biliv se ɛni we aw i bi, i nid fɔ dɔn di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn kwik kwik wan. If nɔto dat, Stalin go ful am ɛn bit am.
  So insay Jun 1, 1945, di wɔ wit di USSR bigin bak. Bay dis tɛm, di Nazi dɛn bin dɔn pripia wan nyu E-50 gɔn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ fɛt dɛnsɛf, we gɛt mɔ wɛpɔn dɛn, we gɛt pawaful gɔn. Di frɔntal armɔ na bin 160 mm pan big angle, di sayd armor na bin 125 mm, plus 50 mm skrin, ɛn wan 88 mm gɔn wit 100 EL barɛl lɔng. Wit motoka we weigh fifti tan en enjin wit boost we rich 1200 hospaw. Yɛs, di nyu gɔn we bin de yuz insɛf bin gɛt fayn fayn protɛkshɔn frɔm ɔl di say dɛn ɛn i bin ebul fɔ pwɛl di Soviet tank dɛn. At di sem tɛm, fɔ de insay wan lɔw silhouette, we pɔsin nɔ go notis ɛn izi fɔ mek. Wan difrɛn tin na strɔng sayd protɛkshɔn we gɛt wan totɛl we na 175 mm, plus rɔla dɛn. Ɛn di fɔɛd na big angle we di rayshɔnal inklin fɔ di klos. Apat frɔm di 88 mm gɔn, dɛn bin put 105 mm gɔn bak. Di E-25 sɛlf-propɛl gɔn sɛf, bɔt, nɔ bin lɔs in rilevans.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin pe atɛnshɔn bak fɔ mek wan ful-ful E-50 tank. Tɛnki fɔ di we aw dɛn mek di motoka we tan lɛk dat, i bin prɔmis se i go bi ɔlsay.
  Di wok fɔ di E-100 tank dɔn go bifo pas ɔda wan dɛn. I nɔ bin bi gɔn we i de yuz insɛf igen, bɔt na motoka we gɛt tɔrɛt we de rɔn. Bɔt tu gɔn dɛn bin mek di tawa ebi mɔ. Ɛn dɛn bin gɛt fɔ wok bak pan dis wok bɔku tɛm. Ɛn i tɔn to sɔntin we nɔ rili digest. In eni kes, inferior in kombat effektivnes to di previous E series.Di USSR so fa bin kip di T-34-85 in mas prodakshon, en onli lans di IS-3, witout divlop tank we hevi pas foti seven tan. So di E-100 bin luk ɛkzotik. Di E-50 asɔlt sɛlf-prɔpul gɔn bin luk bɔku mɔ rɛshɔnal. Shi, in eni kes, luk mo rational.
  Di Jaman dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt na di sawt say. Di Fritz brok tru di Soviet difens dɛn ɛn rich na Voronezh...
  Bɔku pan dɛn bin stɔp fɔ fɛt fɔ dis siti. Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin latch pan Voronezh ɛn dɛn bin de fɛt fɔ dis siti wit trangayes. Dɛn bin fɛt rili big big wan. Ɛn dɛn nɔ bin de tink bɔt fɔ giv ɔp ɔ fɔ giv ɔp.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin trowe Sturmtigers ɛn gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf E-50 wit bɔm lansa fɔ go fɛt. Dɛn bin de yuz jet plen dɛn bak. Di fɛt bin rili traŋa. Voronezh bin pwɛl bad bad wan. Di atak we dɛn bin de atak di siti bin kɔntinyu fɔ pas wan mɔnt. We di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn sojaman dɛn bin dɔn, bin lɛf dis say we dɛn bin de liv. Bɔt di Nazi dɛnsɛf bin lɔs bɔku trɛnk ɛn tɛm. Di advans along di Don bin de divɛlɔp sloslo. Di Rɛd Ami bin de fos di Nazi dɛn fɔ brok wan difensiv layn afta di ɔda wan ɔltɛm. Ɛn i bin mek di Kraut dɛn taya.
  Tin dɛn bin de wɔs pas ɔl na di ays. Di Jamani ME-262 bin pruv se na mashin we fast ɛn we de te, ɛn di jet HE-162 bin tɔn to di mashin we ebul fɔ muv ɛn we fast pas ɔl na di wɔl. Ɛn di Jamani 30mm kanɔn rili wok. I bin fɔdɔm Soviet motoka dɛn wit wan hit.
  Huffman bin sabi di HE-162, we bin fit in stayl fɔ fɛt na say dɛn we rili klos. Fɔ 4 ɔndrɛd ayrakt dɛn we dɛn shot dɔŋ, dis ays bin gɛt di sɛkɔn Nayt Krɔs fɔ di Ayɔn Kros insay di istri fɔ di Tɔd Rayk wit gold ɔk lif, sɔd ɛn dayamɔn.
  Insay di skay frɔm di USSR, di Yak-9 bin fɛt as di men fɛtman ɛn i nɔ bin ebul fɔ kɔmpit wit di Jamani dɛn pan spid. As well as di Yak-3 ɛn LA-7. Jaman motoka dɛn bin bɛtɛ pas di Soviet motoka dɛn bak pan wɛpɔn dɛn.
  Di onli tin we di TA-152 ɛn ME-262 nɔ bin bɛtɛ na di ɔrizɔntal manejmɛnt. Bɔt di XE-162 bin bɛtɛ pas di Soviet motoka dɛn we i bin ebul fɔ muv. We di ia dɔn, wan Jaman Ju-287 jet bɔm we bin dɔn go bifo mɔ bin apia, ɛn dis bin mek di Rɛd sojaman dɛn gɛt siriɔs prɔblɛm.
  Jet atak plen dɛn bak bin bigin fɔ wok. We dɛn rili tenacious ɛn fast.
  Ɛn di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt kwalitatif supiriɔriti pan tank dɛn. Bɔt, di Soviet industri bin tray fɔ kɔba dis wit kwantiti. Dɛn bin de mek di T-34-85 tank bɔku bɔku wan. Di IS-3 bin sɔm kayn we nɔ bin de wok fayn, na bin mashin we bin rili at fɔ mek, pan ɔl we i bin gɛt bɛtɛ frɔntal protɛkshɔn pas di IS-2. Bikɔs dɛn bin delay fɔ mek di T-54, dɛn bigin fɔ mek di SU-100 we gɛt mɔ pawaful wɛpɔn, we ebul fɔ du at le sɔntin agens di Jamani dɛn.
  Bɔt di Nazi dɛn nɔ bin tinap wansay. Bikɔs di Tɔd Rayk bin dɔn gɛt bɔku bɔku wɛpɔn dɛn na Afrika, ɛn dɛn bin gɛt di pipul dɛn we de na Yurop, di Midul Is, ɛn bɔku pat na di USSR. Ɛn Rɔshia, bikɔs i bin dɔn lɔs bɔku pat pan in eria ɛn i nɔ bin gɛt di tin dɛn we dɛn bin de gi am ɔnda Lɛnd-Liz, i nɔ bin ebul fɔ pas Jamani fɔ smɔl tin pan di bɔku bɔku ikwipmɛnt dɛn.
  Di wangren tin na dat dɛn bin fos di Third Reich fɔ mek bɔku bɔku fɔrin yunit dɛn. Ɛn ivin na di Jamani divishɔn dɛn, bɔku bɔku Hiwi dɛn bin de. Bikɔs ɔf dis, di we aw di Wehrmacht bin ebul fɔ fɛt bin go dɔŋ.
  Na tru se di Nazi dɛn nɔ bin smɔl pan di sojaman dɛn. Dɛn gɛt af pan Afrika, ɛn di Midul Is, ɛn klos to ɔl Yurop, ɛn bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn we bin dɔn bi sitizin na di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn.
  Di Nazi dɛn rich usay di Dɔn de bɛn ɛn dɛn stɔp dɛn. Na ya Hitler bin gi ɔda lɔ bak fɔ atak Mɔsko. Bɔt na de di difens we di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin de fɛt bin tɔn to di wan we strɔng pas ɔl. Di Nazi dɛn bin go bifo frɔm tati to fifti kilomita pan di kɔst fɔ big big lɔs, ɛn dɛn bin stɔp we sno fɔdɔm pan dɛn.
  Di Jamani we Hitler bin de rul nɔ bin ebul fɔ du wetin i bin want fɔ du, bikɔs i bin ebul fɔ tek wan smɔl eria. Ɛn we dɛn nɔ ivin rich di bɔda dɛn fɔ maksimal advans insay di fɔti sɛkɔn ia. Bɔt wetin na bin di op dɛn? Pantap dat, di kol sizin bin de kam. Ɛn di Rɛd Ami bin bigin fɔ wok mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Bɔt insay di kol sizin, di fɛt dɛn bin de apin pan di sem tɛm. Wans bak di men Jaman tank bin bi di E-25. I bin izi fɔ mek, i bin layt ɛn i bin ebul fɔ muv, i bin de wok fayn na di sno. Insay di ays, di Jamani dɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ de ɛn ivin mek dɛn bɛtɛ pas ɔda pipul dɛn. Wan mɔ advans modifyeshɔn fɔ di ME-262 X, wit swip wing, ɛn di TA-183 bin apia insay di siriɔs. Na de di B-18 ayrakt bin apia wit wan modifyeshɔn we nɔ gɛt ɔs, ɛn mɔ advans ME-263 mishɔl fɛtman dɛn we ebul fɔ flay fɔ af awa, smɔl ɛn rili ebul fɔ muv.
  Luftwaffe avieshɔn dɔn divɛlɔp. Bɔt di USSR nɔ bin ebul yet fɔ lanch jet ayrakt dɛn fɔ mek dɛn go ebul fɔ prodyuz siriɔs, ɛn i bin de lɔs wit op.
  Dis bin mek i nɔ bin ebul fɔ tek di tin we i bin dɔn du insay di kol sizin ɛn i nɔ bin ebul fɔ gɛt bɔku sakrifays. Di Jamani dɛn bin pul di atak dɛn, ɛn ivin insay Mach dɛn bin ebul fɔ kɔt Lɛningrad bak bay land. So, wan rili bad tin dɔn apin.
  Insay di spring, di Nazi dɛn bigin fɔ fɛt bak. Dɛn bin de nak ɛnisay we dɛn ebul. Dɛn bin de yuz bɔku bɔku bɔm dɛn. Apat frɔm dat, wan tɔbojenɛra injin bin kam fɔ wok wit di Panzvale. Dis bin mek am pɔsibul fɔ dɔn gɛt di E-75 tank we dɛn bin dɔn de wet fɔ fɔ lɔng tɛm, we nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ go insay frɔm ɔl di angul dɛn, bɔt we nɔ go lɔs fɔ muv, ɛn we rili fast.
  Dis Jaman motoka, bikɔs ɔf in versatility ɛn rate of faya fɔ di gɔn, tɔn aut fɔ bi wan ifektiv opshɔn.
  Di Fritz dɛn bin ebul fɔ kɔnfyus di Soviet intɛlijɛns ɛn bigin wan sɔprayz atak pan Tikhvin, dɛn tek Leningrad insay wan dabl ring ɛn brok tru to Mɔsko frɔm di nɔt.
  Di Rɛd Ami bin tray fɔ go bifo na di Voronezh eria, bɔt Mainstein bin si dis bifo tɛm. I alaw di Soviet sojaman dɛn fɔ krɔs di Italiyan dɛn we wik, dɔn i kil wan swip blo, ɛn mek wan big kɔl. Di Fritz dɛn tek advantej pan di brech ɛn muv dɛn armada dɛn rawnd Mɔsko. Ɛn Mainstein bin ivin ebul fɔ kech Ryazan, ɛn i bin kɔt di kɔmyunikeshɔn.
  Bɔt insay 1946, di tin we bin de apin to di Jamani pipul dɛn bin stil at. USA ɛn Briten insay Ɔgɔst, afta dɛn dɔn drɔp wan duzin atɔmik bɔm dɛn, dɛn bin ebul fɔ fos Jepan fɔ giv-ɔp. Ɛn insay Sɛptɛmba 1946, Briten ɛn Amɛrika bin lɛf di gɔvmɛnt we bin de fɛt wɔ, ɛn dis bin mek dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ dɔn di USSR. Bay dis tɛm, di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn introdyus diskɛt dɛn insay dɛn siriɔs - we nɔ kin ebul fɔ pas wit smɔl gɔn dɛn, bɔt dɛn kin ebul fɔ ram mɔ. Di Fritz dɛnsɛf nɔ bin ebul fɔ faya frɔm di disk plen dɛn, bɔt dɛnsɛf bin kɔntinyu fɔ bi invulnerable bikɔs ɔf di laminar flow. Di spid we di disk plen dɛn bin de spid bin mek i pɔsibul fɔ pas di plen dɛn ɛn ram di ɛnimi dɛn.
  Di Amɛrika ɛn Briten bin bigin fɔ fɛt insay Ɔktoba wit wan nyuklia strayk we dɛn bin tray fɔ atak. Bɔt dɛn bin mit Jaman fɛtman dɛn we bin dɔn go bifo mɔ. Dɛn shot tri Amɛrikan bɔm dɛn we bin de tray fɔ brok tru go na Bɛlin.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn gɛt pafɛkt reda protɛkshɔn ɛn wɔnin sistem.
  Insay Novɛmba, dɛn bin land na Mɔrokɔ afta dat. Di Nazi dɛn bin ebul fɔ yuz sabmarin, ivin di wan dɛn we gɛt haydrojɛn pɔroksayd, fɔ sink sɔm ship dɛn na Amɛrika.
  Di pati we bin de land bin gɛt bɔku damej. Bɔt dis tɛm, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ di Nazi dɛn rawnd Mɔsko ɛn dɛn bin de tray fɔ dɔn di USSR, we in pawa we bin de gro bin mek di Tɔd Rayk fred.
  So, na smɔl Jaman sojaman dɛn bin de na Mɔrokɔ, ɛn di Amɛrikan dɛn bin ebul fɔ mek wan brij. Ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ bil di grup. Bɔt di rimot distans ɛn di wok we di Jaman sabmarin bot dɛn bin de du bin mek dɛn tray nɔ bin denja yet. We Disɛmba 1946 dɔn, di ring we bin de rawnd Mɔsko bin lɔk. Dɛn bin de rawnd di kapital siti. Insay Janwari ɛn Fɛbwari, pipul dɛn bin de fɛt tranga wan.
  Di tray fɔ pul di Rɔshian kapital siti nɔ bin wok. Ɛn we Mach dɔn, dɛn bin tek di Krɛmlin. Pan ɔl we di Soviet yunit dɛn na Mɔsko bin de agens am te Epril dɔn.
  USA en Britain bin don tek haf of Morocco by dis taim. Dɛn bin du wan aktif, bɔt nɔ bin rili saksesful ɛya ɔfens agens di Tɔd Rayk. Di Jamani dɛn bin de yuz nyu XE-262 fɛt-fɛt plen dɛn, we bin smɔl ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ muv lɛk di XE-162, bɔt dɛn bin de protɛkt dɛn bɛtɛ ɛn dɛn bin gɛt bɔku wɛpɔn dɛn.
  Di fɛt dɛn sho se di Luftwaffe strɔng pas di Amɛrika pipul dɛn we de na di ays, mɔ pan di kwaliti fɔ in plen dɛn ɛn di trenin fɔ in ays dɛn. Ɛn di chip ɛn izi fɔ prodyuz di XE-262 bin mek am pɔsibul fɔ sɔm kayn we fɔ lɛvul aut di sityueshɔn wit di kwantiti supiriɔriti fɔ di Alay dɛn.
  Afta we Mɔsko bin fɔdɔm ɛn Lɛningrad bin angri, di Jamani dɛn bin pul dɛn an dɛn smɔl. Dɛn bigin fɔ fɛt na di Kɔkas, ɛn Türkiye bin go insay di wɔ na di sayd we di Tɔd Rayk bin de. Na da sem tɛm de, insay Me, di Jamani dɛn bin atak di siti we nem Gɔki. Stalin bin tɔk bak se dɛn fɔ stɔp Hitlɛr fɔ fɛt wɔ. Di Fuhrer bin gri fɔ tek di ɔf, bɔt nɔto wantɛm wantɛm. Fɔs, di Nazi dɛn bin tek di Kɔkas, Gɔki, ɛn Kazan. Di Fuhrer bin want fɔ tinap tranga wan na di Vɔlga ɛn drɛb di Rɛd Ami. Na tru se di wɔ na di ist bin de te to Ɔgɔstɔs. Bɔt insay Sɛptɛmba 1, dɛn bin mek wan agrimɛnt bɔt aw fɔ mek pipul dɛn bi slev.
  Di USSR bin gri fɔ pe tribute to Jamani ɛn i bin lɔs bɔku pan in eria. Apat frɔm dat, Stalin bin gɛt fɔ gi Jamani bɔku pan di ikwipmɛnt frɔm di Yurals, we na di bɛst injinia dɛn, ɛn gi di Jamani pipul dɛn lɛk ɔl in ikwipmɛnt dɛn.
  Stalin, we bin fil se i nɔ gɛt wan yus fɔ mek dɛn nɔ gri fɔ tek am, i bin gri fɔ du dis bak. Bɔt i bin gɛt di rayt fɔ gɛt ami ɛn mek nyu kayn wɛpɔn dɛn. Sɔm siti dɛm na di Vɔlga - mɔ Kuibyshev ɛn Saratov - bin stil de wit di USSR, lɛk aw Ulyanovsk bin du. Dɛn bin drɔ di bɔda dɛn akɔdin to di prinsipul se wetin dɛn kapchɔ na yu yon. Bɔt di Nazi dɛn bin ebul fɔ tek Akɛnjɛlsk.
  Ɛn naw di wɔ dɔn muf go na di Wɛst. We bin ebul fɔ drɔp tu ɔ tri atɔmik bɔm dɛn na Yurop.
  Bɔt pipul dɛn bin stil de shem. Di Jaman dɛn fɛtman dɛn tu pawaful. Apat frɔm dat, di Jaman mishɔl dɛn we de kɔmɔt na di wɔl to di ays bin rili wok bak. Bikɔs dɛn bin ebul fɔ mek sawnd ɔ wam wam at atak dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin de du big damej to di wan dɛn we bin de sɔpɔt dɛn.
  Truman bin de shem bak. Di wɔ wit di Third Reich bin kɔst di Amɛrika pipul dɛn tumɔs.
  Bɔt di Nazi dɛn bin transfa bɔku bɔku sojaman dɛn na Afrika, ɛn insay Ɔktoba 1947 dɛn bin win di USA ɛn Briten de. Ɛn insay Disɛmba, Jaman sojaman dɛn bin kam na India, ɛn dɛn bin win dis kɔntri bak. Wan big big Nazi fɛt-fɛt bin bigin na Afrika.
  1948 pas insay wan chenj we dɛn bin de bit dɛn. Di Jamani dɛn bin de yuz sabmarin ɛn jet bɔm dɛn fɔ mek pipul dɛn ebul fɔ tɔk to dɛnsɛf. Dɛn bin yuz di rili pawaful TA-500 ɛn TA-600, ɛn bak di layt Mastodon jet Yu-387 ɛn di ME-362 fɛt plen. Di Jaman disk plen dɛn bak bin de du fayn. Dɛn bin de ram, dɛn bin de sav as pipul dɛn we de luk fɔ pipul dɛn, ɛn dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ ambɔg dɛn.
  Bay di sɔmma, di Nazi dɛn bin dɔn tek Sawt Afrika ɛn Madagaska, ɛn dɛn bin dɔn tek Afrika. Ɛn dɛn dɔn plan fɔ invayd Briten fɔ di fɔl.
  Bɔt fɔ naw, di fɛt bin de apin na di ays. Afta we dɛn shot 500 plen dɛn, Huffman bin gɛt di Ɔda fɔ di Jaman Igul wit Daymɔnd. Ɛn afta we i rich wan tawzin insay Ɔktoba 1948, dɛn gi am nyu ɔda, we na spɛshal digri we dɛn dɔn mek fɔ Nayt Krɔs fɔ di Ayɔn Krɔs wit platina ɔk lif, sɔd ɛn dayamɔn.
  Huffman bi di sɛkɔn pɔsin we gɛt dis ay ay difrɛns. Rudel bin gɛt am bak, ɛn smɔl bifo Huffman. Dɛn tu hiro ya bin de na ay ay ples we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ rich.
  Pan di tank dɛn, Kriegman bin difrɛn. Dis tank ace bin bi di most prodaktiv, alduo no bin rili jenaros awarded. Kriegman na bin gɔna ɛn na bin fayn man. We in tank kɔnt pas fayv ɔndrɛd, dɛn bin dɔn gi am di Nayt Krɔs fɔ di Ayɔn Krɔs wit Ɔk Lif, ɛn di Gold ɛn Daymɔnd Tank Distrɔya Kros.
  Na Novɛmba 4, 1948, di Opareshɔn Nɔtan Gambit bin bigin fɔ land na Briten. Di British nɔ bin de tink se di Jamani dɛn go disayd fɔ du ɔpreshɔn insay Novɛmba, ɛn dɛn bin sɔprayz. Di wok we Jamani avieshɔn ɛn sabmarin dɛn bin de du bin gɛt impak bak. So di landin bin apin ɔnda di advantej fɔ di Nazi dɛn. Ala, na so Pallas tan.
  Churchill nɔ bin de na di pawa igen. Ɛn if i nɔ bin de, ɔltin bin rɔng. Na tru se di Amɛrika pipul dɛn bin ɛp di British, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin du fɔ dɛn. Di Jamani dɛn bin yuz di nyu E-50 U tank, wit mɔ advans protɛkshɔn, ɛn na tu kru mɛmba dɛn nɔmɔ bin de. Na tru se insay dis wɔl, di Nazi dɛn nɔ bin gɛt tank dɛn we tan lɛk piramid. Bɔt stil, di E-50 U bin ayt we nɔ rich tu mita, ɛn i bin bɛtɛ pas di Amɛrikan Paton ɛn Inglish Kɔlinkɔt.
  Briten bin fɔdɔm insay di midul pat pan Disɛmba. Dɔn dɛn dɔn di opareshɔn fɔ fos di British dɛn fɔ mek pis. Insay Janwari 1949, dɛn bin tek Ayriland bak.
  Hitler bin deklare se na in win. Di Jamani dɛn bin bigin fɔ atak Indochaina. Ɛn fɔ go bifo fɔ go na Jepan. Amɛrika bin stil kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt, bɔt i nɔ bin ebul fɔ rich na Jamani igen. Bɔt di Nazi dɛn bin de na Chaena smɔl. Di big ami we bin de sɔpɔt Amɛrika we nem Chiang Kai-shek ɛn Mao in Rɛd Ami bin jɔyn an agens di Wehrmacht.
  Bɔku Chaynish pipul dɛn de ɛn dɛn de fɛt tranga wan. Di Nazi dɛn bin win Vietnam, Tayland, ɛn afta dat Indonishia izi wan. Ɛn insay di fɔl insay 1949, dɛn bin land na Ɔstrelia.
  Di fɛt-fɛt bin skata. Di ia 1950 bin kam. Hitler no bin want pis wit USA. Pan ɔl we di nyu Prɛsidɛnt Ayzanawa bin tɔk se dɛn fɔ sheb di say dɛn we dɛn gɛt pawa, ɛn i bin prɔmis di Jamani pipul dɛn fɔ gɛt fridɔm na di ist pat na di wɔl. Di men fasist bin want pawa oba di wɔl. Although i rili at fɔ gɛt di USA.
  Insay Me 1, 1950, wan istri mitin bitwin tu dikteta dɛn, Hitlɛr ɛn Stalin, bin apin. Afta dat, Jamani ɛn di USSR bin mek wan agrimɛnt agens Amɛrika. Stalin bin ɔndastand se i stil nɔ gɛt di trɛnk fɔ win di Third Reich, bɔt i nɔ go bad fɔ kam bak na Alaska. Apat frɔm dat, di Nazi dɛn bin prɔmis fɔ stɔp fɔ tek di USSR fɔ pe bak. We na tin bak we rili fayn.
  Stalin bin lans wan ɔfens frɔm Chukotka. I sɛn sojaman dɛn, mɔ di nyu IS-7 tank, na Alaska. Di Jamani pipul dɛnsɛf bin tek dis rod. Di ɔtom 1950 bin spɛnd na fɛt-fɛt usay kwaliti bin win kwantiti. Di Nazi dɛn bin go bifo wit di Rɛd Ami. Di fɛt dɛn sho se di Jamani E-50 tank stil de di bɛst na di wɔl, pan ɔl we di IS-7 bak gud.
  Bɔt di Amɛrika pipul dɛn gɛt prɔblɛm wit tɛknɔlɔji. "Paton" nɔ de wok. I gɔn smɔl pas di T-54 ɛn IS-7, i nɔ bɛtɛ pas di las wan, ɛn in klos dɛn ivin pas am. Di Jaman E-50 U klos in lɛvɛl to di IS-7, na di gɔn nɔmɔ smɔl pan kaliba, bɔt i fast ɛn kɔrɛkt, wit lɔng barɛl. Na di Jaman tank nɔmɔ na di men wan na di Third Reich, ɛn di Soviet IS 7 nɔ bɔku so. Di Nazi dɛnsɛf gɛt mastodon dɛn. E-75, we insɛf smɔl ɛn kɔmpakt, wit tik klos ɛn big kaliba gɔn. Ɛn di E-100 U gɛt tu gɔn dɛn bak, bɔt wan gɔn na bɔm-lanch, ɛn di sɛkɔn wan na 88-mm anti-tank gɔn, bɔt i go du fɔ di Paton. Di Amɛrikan Linkɔn bɛtɛ smɔl. I gɛt 120-mm kanɔn wit mɔzl velositi pas 1070 mita pan sɛkɔn.
  Bɔt dis tank gɛt bɔku tin dɛn we nɔ fayn ɛn bɔku tɛm i kin brok. Bɔt at ɔl i ebul fɔ go insay IS 7 ɛn E 50 nia di fɔɛd.
  Insay avieshɔn, di Jamani pipul dɛn nɔ gɛt ɛni kɔmpitishɔn ɛn dis na tru. Naw dɛn gɛt di ME-462, ɛn di bɔm dɛn we nɔ gɛt ɔs we de krɔs ɔltin. Dɛn kin flay fɔ fa fa say dɛn we rili big. Ɛn bak disko - mashin dɛn we nɔ gɛt ikwal. Ɛn ɛni plen nɔ gɛt pawa fɔ fɛt dɛn.
  Di ia 1950 bin pas wit fɛt-fɛt we bin rili tranga ɛn we bin gɛt bad bad fɛt. Dɛn bin win Alaska. Di nɛks winta bigin wit di prɔgrɛs ɔlsay na Kanada. Di tank dɛn we di kɔlishin bin de muf, ɛn dɛn bin de kɔt di Amɛrikan sojaman dɛn. Dɛn bin tray fɔ tinap tranga wan. "Patton" bin gɛt wan gɔn we gɛt lɔng barɛl, bɔt stil nɔ bin du fɔ am. Di Amɛrikan dɛn bin tray fɔ trowe atɔmik bɔm dɛn pan di Rɛd Ami ɛn di Jamani dɛn, bɔt dis stil nɔ bin ɛp dɛn bɛtɛ. Di wok we di wan wan sojaman bin de du bin de bɔku mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  We dɛn bin de fɛt wɔ, di Nazi dɛn bin de yuz nyu sojaman dɛn we gɛt rat jin. Bɔt di ɛkspiriɛns nɔ bin kɔmɔt fayn atɔl. Di nyu fɛtman dɛn bin tɔn to strɔng, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin rili smat.
  Bɔt di Amɛrika pipul dɛn bin ansa bay we dɛn tray sɔm kayn doping fɔ dɛn sojaman dɛn. Ɛn dɛn, in jɔnaral, sɔm inkrisayz dɛn trɛnk, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin ajɔst wan disisiv advantej.
  As di kɔlishin pas Kanada ɛn go insay Amɛrika, pipul dɛn bin de agens am mɔ ɛn mɔ. Kɔntra atak dɛn bin de fala wan wan tɛm.
  Di Amɛrikan dɛn bin tray fɔ yuz mishɔl fɔ faya di Soviet ɛn Jamani tank dɛn. Ɛn pan ɔl we dis kin dia pasmak, i stil de wok mɔ. Wan pan di we dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ fɛt wɔ na we dɛn bin de yuz layt wɛpɔn dɛn we de kɛr pipul dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ fɛt wɔ ɛn we bin de faya rɔket dɛn. Ɛn dɛn bin mek sɔm damej to di kɔlishin.
  Bɔt Amɛrika bin de lɔs in grɔn smɔl smɔl. Los Angeles dɔn ɔlrɛdi fɔdɔm. Ɛn di Nazi dɛn bin kam nia Filadɛlfia. I bin kam fɔ bi sɔm kayn we we rili de mek pɔsin fred.
  We 1951 dɔn, i pas af pan di kɔntri dɛn na Amɛrika bin de ɔnda di kɔlishin kɔntrol. Ɛn bay Mach 1952, Amɛrika bin giv-ɔp. Na de di tɛm we di wɔ bin de mek pipul dɛn fred ɛn we bin denja pas.
  Wan tɛm bin de we pipul dɛn bin de slip fɔ shɔt tɛm. Stalin bin day insay Mach 1953. Hitler stil de alayv. Ɛn i bin bigin fɔ fɛt jɔs Epril 20, 1955.
  Bay dis tɛm, di Tɔd Rayk bin gɛt spɛshal tank dɛn we dɛn mek wit sɛramik ɛn kabɔn fayba. Ɛn di Nazi dɛn de rɔsh go na di ist pat. Dɛn want fɔ tek wetin lɛf na di USSR. Bɔt insay Me 9, 1955, Adɔlf Hitlɛr bin krash we i bin de flay insay plen. Ɛn dɛn bin ambɔg di tɛm we wan titi we nɔ ɛva bi yet bin de. Di Fuhrer we pas Genghis Khan. Ɛn i bin ebul fɔ du sɔntin we ɔda pipul dɛn we de rul wit pawa bin jɔs ebul fɔ drim bɔt.
  Di Rɛd Ami bin kɔntinyu fɔ tinap tranga wan fɔ tinap tranga wan fɔ di bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn we Hitlɛr bin de go bifo.
  Bɔt alas, di fɔs dɛn nɔ ikwal... Pan ɔl we di Rɛd Ami bin yuz nyu T-64 tank dɛn, we, bɔt, nɔ bin ebul fɔ stɔp di Nazi dɛn.
  Yɛs, di wɔ bin tɔn to wan say nɔmɔ. Di Third Reich gɛt di wan ol wɔl, di USSR gɛt af pan Rɔshia nɔmɔ.
  Na so di kɔnkrit bin dɔn. Sad ɛn sɔri...
  
  IF FRANCO GƐT KƆNSƐNT FƆ STƆM GIBRALTAR
  Di Spanish dikteta we nem Franco, nɔ bin tan lɛk rial istri, i bin gri fɔ mek di Jaman sojaman dɛn atak di Inglish fɔt we nem Jibraltar. Fɔ chenj, Spen bin gɛt sɔm British ɛn Frɛnch land dɛn na Afrika.
  Di atak we Mainstein bin de kɔmand bin apin na nɛt frɔm Novɛmba 25, 1940 to Novɛmba 26. As i tan lɛk, di British dɛn nɔ bin rili rɛdi fɔ dis kayn sojaman muv ɛn di Nazi dɛn bin ebul fɔ tek dis kayn pawaful fɔt frɔm wan swoop.
  Di we aw i fɔdɔm bin gɛt bɔku chenj dɛn we di wɔ bin de go. Di Wehrmacht bin ebul fɔ transfa sojaman dɛn fɔ di shɔt distans fɔ go na Afrika, ɛn dɛn bin blok di British dɛn fɔ kam insay di Mɛditarenian Si frɔm di Is.
  Di Jaman kɔmand bin sɛn sɔm divishɔn dɛn na di ekwetorial Afrika. Apat frɔm dat, dɛn bin transfa Rommel in kɔp to Libya, sɔm mɔnt bifo di rial tin.
  Di British dɛnsɛf bin lɛf fɔ fɛt di Italiyan dɛn na Itiopia ɛn bigin fɔ mek dɛn pozishɔn strɔng na Ijipt. Bɔt Rommel bin ebul fɔ go bifo dɛn, ɛn bikɔs ɔf wan strayk bifo dɛn, i bin win di sojaman dɛn we bin de na di kɔntri we dɛn bin de rul, ɛn i bin tek Alɛgzandria ɛn Kairo. Di pozishɔn we Briten bin gɛt na Afrika bin kam fɔ bi mɔ kɔmplikt. Di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn rich na di Suez Kanal ɛn dɛn bin de trɛtin fɔ go bifo mɔ ɛn mɔ na di Midul Is. Apat frɔm dat, chans bin de fɔ muf go na Sudan.
  Na tru se tin nɔ bin de go fayn fɔ di Italiyan dɛn na Gris, bɔt we ɔda sojaman dɛn we kɔmɔt Jamani kam, dat bin mek di tin nɔ apin.
  Hitler bin gɛt wan prɔblɛm: atak di USSR ɔ atak Briten? Di sakses we di Wehrmacht bin mek na Afrika bin mek di sɛkɔn disayd - fɔ gi insɛf fri an na di Wɛst. Pan ɔl we di soja pripia we di USSR bin de pripia bin ful di Fuhrer wit fred.
  Di Rɛd Ami bin de strɔng, bɔt di Jamani dɛn nɔ bin sidɔm nia ɛni wan pan dɛn. Di we aw dɛn bin de mek tank dɛn insay 1941 bin bɔku tu tɛm we yu kɔmpia am to 1940, ɛn di we aw dɛn bin de mek plen dɛn bin go ɔp lɛk tu ɛn af tɛm so.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin bɔm ɛn land na Mɔlta. Dɔn Rommel brok di difens dɛn na di Suez Kanal ɛn go insay Arab Irak, we bin dɔn tɔn agens di British rul. Di Jamani dɛn bin win Kuwait ɛn di wan ol Midul Is wit rili izi. Stalin bin fala wan we fɔ wet ɛn si. Bɔt Chɔchil bin trangayes fɔ kɔntinyu di wɔ. Di Wehrmacht, we bin dɔn rich na Iran, bin tɔn to Sawt Afrika.
  Di ia 1941 bin de kam dɔn. Di sabmarin we dɛn bin de mek bin bɔku, ɛn Briten bin lɔs di kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de rul. Di US bin biev pasiv wan. Bɔt Jepan nɔ bin ebul fɔ sidɔm de ɛn i bin atak Pɛru Aba Disɛmba 7. Wan nyu wɔ dɔn bigin na di Pasifik. Ɛn Hitlɛr bin gɛt fɔ lɛf di plan bak fɔ atak di USSR.
  Wi nid fɔ ɛp di Japan pipul dɛn, fɔ kech Iran ɛn India, ɛn bak Sawt Afrika. Ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na Briten insɛf. Pantap dat, Amɛrikan bɔm dɛn nɔto tɔys. Dɛn kin mek di Third Reich gɛt bɔku prɔblɛm. Ɛn i kin izi fɔ mek dɛn bɔm dɛn frɔm di say dɛn we Briten de.
  So dɛn bin fos di Fuhrer insay 1942 fɔ lɛf di aidia dɛn fɔ atak di Is.
  Risk bin de se Stalin insɛf go opin di frɔnt, bɔt... Yu nid fɔ no Stalin in kɔlchɔ. I rili de kɔntrol insɛf pan fɔrin polisi. Di wɔ wit Finland bin mek di Rɛd Diktatɔ tek tɛm mɔ.
  Wail di USSR de akumulet trɛnk. Di nɔmba fɔ di avieshɔn dɛn we bin de pan Janwari 1, 1942 bin rich tati tu tawzin motoka dɛn, ɛn tank dɛn, pas twɛnti fayv tawzin, ɛn ɔda tri tawzin tanket dɛn. In totɛl, Stalin bin plan fɔ dɔn di rikrutmɛnt fɔ 20 mashin kɔp dɛn, wit wan totɛl nɔmba fɔ tank dɛn we gɛt 32 tawzin motoka dɛn, we 16.5 tawzin pan dɛn na bin di laytst KV dɛn fɔ difrɛn brand ɛn T-34 dɛn. Plɛs, dɛn bin stil de divɛlɔp di T-50 tank dɛn, pan ɔl we di motoka bin tɔn to layt.
  Di Jamani dɛn, we bin de fes di Matilda ɛn sɔm kruza tank dɛn, ɛn we dɛn bin gɛt infɔmeshɔn bak se di British dɛn de mek ebi ebi tank dɛn, dɛnsɛf bigin fɔ mek dɛn yon mastodon dɛn. Fɔs, di "Tiger" wit 88-mm kanɔn, ɛn armored wit 75-mm kanɔn we nɔ go ebul fɔ pas wit lɔng barɛl.
  Infɔmeshɔn bin de bak bɔt aw fɔ bil di Soviet tank dɛn. Di KV-2 tank bin mach na di May Day parede na Rɛd Square, ɛn di tati-fo bin gɛt sɔm data.
  Ɛni we aw i bi, we Speer bin de bifo di Impɛrial Ministri fɔ Am ɛn Amunishɔn, di tin dɛn we dɛn bin de du pan tɛknɔlɔji bin go fast fast. Hitler bin want fɔ gɛt di bɛst tank dɛn na di wɔl, ɛn di wan dɛn we ebi pas am. Bɔt te naw, i klia se Jamani nɔ bin bɛtɛ pas di USSR. Ɔl tu di nɔmba fɔ di motoka dɛn ɛn di kwaliti we dɛn gɛt. Insay Ɔgɔst 1941, dɛn bigin fɔ mek di KV-3 tank. Di motoka bin tɔn aut fɔ bi kwik kwik wan wit 68 tan, bɔt i bin gɛt 107 mm kanɔn wit wan fɔs projɛktayl spid we na 800 mita pan sɛkɔn. Dis bin gi am advantej pas di "Tiger", we, bay di we, dɛn nɔ bin dɔn put am yet fɔ prodyus.
  Di KV-5 bin tɔn to pawaful mɔ, i bin we 125 tan ɛn i bin gɛt tu kanɔn dɛn. Na tru se dis kayn ebi ebi motoka bin mek bɔku prɔblɛm dɛn to di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn sojaman dɛn pas aw i bin gɛt fɔ du wit am. Ɛn insay 1942, dɛn bin tek di KV-4 we we we 107 tan fɔ mek dɛn yuz am. Di USSR kin rayt fɔ proud fɔ in tank dɛn we ebi pas ɔl na di wɔl, ɛn bak di wan dɛn we gɛt pawa pas ɔl.
  Bɔt Jamani dɔn divɛlɔp fayn fayn wan pan avieshɔn. Di Yu-188, we dɛn bigin fɔ mek am, i bin mek wan spid we dɛn kin kɔmpia to di fɛt-fɛt plen dɛn. DO-217 tu bin luk decent. Dɛn bin de mek jet ayrakt dɛn bak tranga wan. Bikɔs na Briten na bin di men pipul dɛn we dɛn bin de atak, dɛn bin pe atɛnshɔn mɔ to jet bɔm dɛn pas aw dɛn bin de pe atɛnshɔn to rial istri.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin de yuz slev wok tranga wan. Dɛn bin de kɛr bɔku bɔku blak pipul dɛn kɔmɔt na Afrika. Blak wokman dɛn bin de obe, dɛn nɔ bin de taya, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin sabi du dɛn wok. Dɛn bin de yuz dɛn fɔ du ɔgzilari wok.
  Bɔt we di Jamani dɛn bin de kɔntrol Yurop, dɛn bin ebul fɔ gɛt inof kwalifay wokman dɛn.
  Speer bin ivin ebul fɔ mek Hitlɛr nɔ du wan program fɔ kil di Ju pipul dɛn, bɔt fɔ yuz dɛn fɔ mek plen ɛn ikwipmɛnt dɛn.
  Di bet na fɔ atak Briten wit plen ɛn wan big big wɔ we dɛn bin de fɛt wit sabmarin.
  Bɔt we Amɛrika kam insay di kɔnflikt bin ad ed pen to di Krauts ɛn fos dɛn fɔ inkrisayz di nɔmba fɔ di wulf pak dɛn bad bad wan.
  Dɛn bin fos Jamani fɔ mek dɛn mek bɔm bɔm ɛn stratejik plen dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ mek plen dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ ple ple. Fɔs, Yu-288 ɛn Yu-488 - wit 4 injin. Bɔt dɛn divɛlɔpmɛnt ɛn fɔ dɔn dɛn bin tek tɛm. Di ME-109 modifyeshɔn "F" bin jɔs bi wan fayn ɛnimi fɔ British motoka dɛn. Bɔt di divɛlɔpmɛnt fɔ di ME-209 nɔ bin wok, jɔs lɛk aw di ME-210 bin du.
  Di XE-177 daiv bɔm sɛf nɔ bin wok. Bɔt Speer bin win bak wit nɔmba dɛn. Apat frɔm dat, di Focke-Wulf bin bi di pawaful fɛtman we i kam pan wɛpɔn dɛn, ɛn i bin kɔmpɛns sɔm pan di wikɛd tin dɛn we di ME-109 bin gɛt. Ɛn di Jaman dɛn flayt skul bin tɔn to bɛtɛ pas di Inglish ɛn mɔ di Amɛrikan wan dɛn. Insay Me 1942, di Nazi dɛn bin tek Sawt Afrika. Ɛn wan Amɛrikan skwadron bin kam na Madagaska. Di Amɛrikan dɛn bin lɔs di fɛt na Midway: di kapten we bin de na di tɔd rank, we bin ple wan impɔtant pat pan dis fɛt, bin dɔn, i sɔri fɔ no se, na Madagaska. USA bin want fɔ mentɛn wan bays na Afrika ɛn nɔ mek di Nazi dɛn rilaks. Bɔt dis bin mek dɛn pozishɔn na di Pasifik wɔs bad bad wan.
  Na tru se di pipul dɛn na Jepan nɔ bin de du tin di rayt we. Di fɛt fɔ di ayland dɛn we de na Awayi bin kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin gɛt kɔntrol pan Afrika ɛn bɔku bɔku stratejik raw matirial dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin kech India ɛn Iran bak. Di tin dɛn we di Tɔd Rayk de kɔntrol rili bɔku, bɔt dɛn stil nid fɔ dayjɛst.
  Di ɛya fɛt fɔ Briten nɔ so klia. Bikɔs di Jamani dɛn bin de mek plen dɛn ɔltɛm, dɛn bin de put prɛshɔn, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin de rul dɛn ɔl. Di lɔk fɔ stratejik avieshɔn pawa ɛn di ɛp we Amɛrika bin de ɛp am bin gɛt impak bak, ɛn ivin da tɛm de nɔ bin gɛt inɔf sabmarin. Ɛn di mirekul tɔpido we dɛn bin de pin bɔku op dɛn wit bin mek wi at pwɛl.
  Di Fuhrer nɔ bin gɛt maynd fɔ land na Briten insay 1942. Dɛn bin pe atɛnshɔn mɔ fɔ mek di si pawa ɛn di sabmarin bot dɛn strɔng. Na da sem tɛm de, dɛn bin mek plen dɛn we de kɛr plen dɛn ɛn ship dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ fɛt. Naf prodakshɔn kapasiti bin de, bɔt ɔltin bin tek tɛm.
  Klas A balistik mishɔl dɛn bak bin nid fɔ fayn fayn wan. Bɔt dɛn bigin fɔ mek di V-1 rɔbɔt projɛktayl dɛn bɔku bɔku wan. Kar dɛn we nɔ bin dia, we bin de yuz simpul fiul, bin gɛt di bɛnifit we wi nɔ gɛt wan dawt se dɛn nɔ bin nid payɔnia dɛn.
  Hitler, we bin dɔn gɛt akses to di natura risɔs ɛn leba rizɔv we nɔ gɛt limit, i bin want fɔ sev di layf fɔ di Jaman payɔnia dɛn. Di V-1, bikɔs i izi fɔ mek ɛn nɔ gɛt pɔsin, i bin tan lɛk se na di bɛst sɔlvishɔn. Ɛn bɔku bɔku rɔbɔt dɛn we tan lɛk dis dɔn ren na Lɔndɔn frɔm di fɔl insay 1942.
  Na da sem tɛm de, di Jamani dɛn bin mek di Arado jet bɔm ɛn balistik mishɔl dɛn kwik kwik wan.
  Stalin bin kɔntinyu fɔ wet ɛn gɛda trɛnk. Insay 1942, di USSR bin mek fayv ɛn af tawzin nyu KV ɛn T-34 tank dɛn, ɛn lɛk wan tawzin ol brand dɛn, lɛk fayv ɔndrɛd nyu layt T-50 ɛn T-60 ɛn tu ɔndrɛd amfibi tank dɛn. Di plen flet tu don inkri - lek fiftin tausin nyu en ol plen don enta savis. Ivin di payɔnia dɛn bin shɔt. Di prodakshɔn fɔ Katyushas bin de go ɔp smɔl smɔl.
  Nazi Jamani bin mek pas tati tawzin plen dɛn, bɔt dɛn bin lɔs bɔku tin dɛn we dɛn bin de fɛt. Di Jamani dɛn bin mek lɛk siks ɛn af tawzin tank dɛn. Mɔs pan ɔl di T-3 ɛn di nyu modifyeshɔn T-4 wit wan lɔng-barɛl 75-mm kanɔn. Dɛn dɔn mek smɔl pas wan ɔndrɛd pan di nyu "Tigers" dɛn, ɛn di "Panthers" dɛn stil na jɔs protɔtayp dɛn.
  Bɔt di MP-44 asɔlt rayf we Schmeister bin disayn bin bigin fɔ kam insay di siriɔs. Difrɛn frɔm di rial stori, dɛn nɔ bin nid fɔ mek di mashin we dɛn tek tɛm tink bɔt di shɔt we di mɛtal dɛn we nɔto fɛro nɔ bɔku. Ɛn dis bin mek dɛn mek wan simpul asɔlt rayf kwik kwik wan, wit alɔy stɛl.
  So di Jamani dɛn bigin fɔ gɛt advantej pan smɔl smɔl gɔn dɛn. Bɔt dɛn bin nid tɛm bak fɔ mek di mashin gɔn ebul fɔ mek ɔl di sojaman dɛn gɔn bak.
  Bɔt insay di sabmarin flet, usay di prodakshɔn bin rich fɔti to fifti sabmarin dɛn ɛvri mɔnt, di Jamani dɛn rili nɔ gɛt ɛni ikwal.
  Sabmarin dɛn we de spid bad bad wan we dɛn de yuz haydrojɛn pɔroksayd fɔ pawa dɔn apia. Di wok we dɛn de du fɔ di nyuklia program bak dɔn go bifo kwik kwik wan. Bɔt gud tin na dat, bɔku tin dɛn de we dɛn kin yuz fɔ du sɔntin. Ɛn ivin di mistek we Jamani fiziks pipul dɛn bin mek se grafayt nɔ fayn fɔ bi mɔdaret nɔ bin tɔn to bad bad tin. Dɛn bin bil bɔku faktri dɛn fɔ mek ebi ebi wata, ɛn wan pan dɛn faktri dɛn de na Afrika.
  So lɛ wi tɔk tru, bɔt di Nazi dɛn nyuklia riaktɔ bin bigin fɔ wok insay Disɛmba 1942. Ivin smɔl bifo di Amɛrika pipul dɛn. Afta dɛn win di Pasifik Oshɔn, siriɔs fɛt-fɛt bigin bitwin dɛn. Ɛn i bin notis se dɛn bin kɔt di mɔni fɔ di nyuklia program.
  Di biginin fɔ 1943, Hitler bin deklare Tɔtɔl Wɔ ɛn di introdɔkshɔn fɔ yunivasal leba savis na di teritɔri dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn ɔkup. Di big big V-1 strayk dɛn pan Lɔndɔn nɔ bin fulɔp fɔ jɔstify dɛnsɛf. Di British dɛn lan fɔ pul sɔm pat pan dɛn kayn atak dɛn de, bɔt di Jamani dɛn bin win pan bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn.
  Bɔt di wɔ we dɛn bin fɛt wit sabmarin bin rili bad fɔ Briten. Di prodakshɔn fɔ wɛpɔn dɛn na di ayland bin fɔdɔm bad bad wan bikɔs dɛn nɔ bin gɛt raw matirial. Di mɛtropɔlis bin de nia fɔ fɔdɔm. Apat frɔm dat, di Nazi dɛn bin tek Madagaska, ɛn di Japan pipul dɛn wit di Nazi dɛn bin kam atak Ɔstrelia ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ sɔrɛnda kwik kwik wan.
  Pan ɔl we Stalin bin ɔndastand di denja we pɔsin kin yuz fɔ wet ɛn si, i bin kɔntinyu fɔ du wetin rayt to insɛf ɛn i nɔ bin fɛt. I bɛtɛ fɔ lɛ di kapitalis dɛn dɔnawe wit dɛnsɛf te dɛn dɔn. Ɛn wi go wach...
  Bɔt dis taktik bin gɛt in bad tin dɛn bak. We di Tɔd Rayk bin de yuz bɔku bɔku tin dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de rɛdi fɔ fɛt wɔ agens di USSR. Di we aw dɛn bin de mek tank dɛn na di Tɔd Rayk bin rich lɛk 1,200 motoka dɛn ɛvride insay 1943, ɛn dɛn bin ad tri ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf. Pantap dat, gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf nɔ wik atɔl. "Fɛdinand", "Bɔmbul", "Jagdpanta". We wi tink bɔt se i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ di Jamani dɛn lɔs pan tank dɛn, dɛn bin ful-ɔp dɛn tank dɛn tu tɛm pas di Rɛd Ami. Ɛn di kwantiti gap pan tɛknɔlɔji fɔ favɔret di USSR bigin fɔ smɔl.
  We i kam pan kwaliti, di Fritz bin gɛt di "Royal Tiger", we i wet we fiba di KV-3, ɛn ivin smɔl pan di pawa we i de go insay bikɔs ɔf di kwaliti we di projɛktayl gɛt ɛn di frɔntal armɔ we strɔng. Wɛl, di supa-hevi Soviet KV-5 ɛn KV-4 tɔn aut fɔ bi rili tɛknikal wan we dɛn nɔ kin abop pan, mɔ dɛn chɛsis. So dɛn bin de dawt di we aw dɛn bin de yuz dɛn kayn monsta dɛn de fɔ fɛt.
  Ɛn Stalin bin ɔda bak fɔ mek dɛn mek di KV-6 wit sɛvin gɔn dɛn ɛn tu rɔket lansa dɛn. Na dɛn mek di motoka. Bɔt i kam fɔ bi se i so ebi ɛn lɔng dat yu nɔ go ebul fɔ kɛr am na tren ɔ put am na fɛt. Di T-34-76 na motoka we rili gɛt sakrifays, bɔt i wik we i de fɛt bifo pas di Panta ɔ Tayga. Ɛn di KV-1 ɛn KV-2 kɔmpia to di Jamani dɛn pan wet, bɔt dɛn smɔl pas di Panthers ɛn Tigers we dɛn de fɛt ed-to-ed. Di Jaman T-4 bin ikwal to di tati-fo in armour ɛn supiriɔr in armament, visibiliti ɛn optiks, ɛn dis wit ikwal wet, ɔ ivin less we yu kɔmpia di modifyeshɔn dɛn we ebi.
  In shot, di Fritz don improve en di kwaliti de up to par. Ɛn di we aw ME-309 ɛn ME-262 bin tan, bin gi advantej pan di kwaliti fɔ avieshɔn. Lɛk di Yu-488, we na di bɛst bɔm we gɛt 4 injin. Ɛn biɛn dɛn, dɛn gɛt jet mɔdel dɛn. Lɛk Yu-287 ɛn Arado.
  Insay Sɛptɛmba 1943, di Nazi dɛn bin dɔn land na Briten fayn fayn wan. Afta tu wiks we dɛn bin de fɛt, Ingland bin giv-ɔp. Ɛn pan ɔl we Chɔchil bin rɔnawe go na Kanada, i bin tan lɛk se di wɔ we bin apin na di Wɛst bin apin.
  Ruzvelt, we bin dɔn lɔs in men padi ɛn we bin de fred di pawa we di Tɔd Rayk gɛt we de gro, bin aks fɔ mek pis de.
  Hitler, afta i dɔn tɔk wit di wan dɛn we bin de wit am, i bin mek wan kɔndishɔn fɔ Amɛrika: fɔ lɛf di nyuklia program ɛn fɔ no ɔl di tin dɛn we dɛn dɔn win Jepan ɛn di Tɔd Rayk. Ɛn bak di we aw di sojaman dɛn bin kɔmɔt na Ayland, we di Kraut dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi rili rawnd wit wan sabmarin grup. Kɔntrol fɔ di Land fɔ di Rising San oba Gai, usay di fɛt nɔ bin dɔn stɔp yet. Apat frɔm dat, Hitlɛr bin aks fɔ mek dɛn pe di Tɔd Rayk ɛn Jepan pan ɔl di tin dɛn we Amɛrika ɛn Briten bin dɔn pwɛl ɛn fɔ spɛn fɔ soja.
  Pan ɔl we di tɛm fɔ di pis bin tɔn to rili tranga, Ruzvelt bin ebul fɔ push tru dɛn adopshɔn na Kɔngres ɛn di Sɛnat wit big prɔblɛm.
  Stalin in hint dɛm se i nɔ bin de agens fɔ jɔyn di kɔlishin fɔ di Aks pawa dɛm, ɛn i at ɔl rɛdi fɔ tek Alaska bak, bin ple big pat fɔ mek di US fala di lɔ.
  Amɛrikan pragmatism win, we tɔn to ay pas ɛnjɔymɛnt ɛn imɔshɔn. Apat frɔm dat, di nyuklia program we di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt bin de divɛlɔp kwik kwik wan pas di wan we bin de na Amɛrika, ɛn dis bin ful-ɔp wit bad bad tin dɛn tumara bambay.
  Di fɔs pat pan di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ dɔn dɔn. Bɔt di Fuhrer bin want fɔ dɔn di USSR naw.
  We wi nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt, di we aw Stalin bin de wet ɛn si ɛn di we aw i bin de gi in layf to di wok fɔ mek pis de na di wɔl bin ple wan bad bad jok. Di wan dɛn we bin de agens Josɛf na di Tɔd Rayk ɛn Jepan wit ɔl di tin dɛn we di Istan Ɛmisfya gɛt, inklud Ɔstrelia, ɛn sɔm brij ed dɛn na di Wɛstɛn wɔl.
  Bɔt di Land of the Rising Sun nɔ bin dɔn dɔn Chaina yet, bɔt i bin fɔ dɔn opin sɛkɔn frɔnt. Hitler bin de wok tranga wan fɔ mek sojaman dɛn we dɛn bin de rul ɛn fɔrɛst ligiɔn dɛn. Na da sem tɛm de, dɛn bin de mek wɛpɔn dɛn mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Insay di fɔs pat pan 1944, di we aw dɛn bin de mek tank ɛn gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf na di Tɔd Rayk bin rich ɛn pas wan ɔndrɛd motoka dɛn ɛvride. Panther-2 bin pas ɔl di Soviet motoka dɛn we i kam pan in lɛvɛl. Wan Jaman tank we bin dɔn go bifo mɔ, we nem di Layɔn, bin apia, ɛn i nɔ tu te, di Royal Layɔn bin apia.
  Ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat, jet avieshɔn dɔn divɛlɔp siriɔs wan. Fɔ ansa dis, di T-34-85 ɛn IS-1 ɛn IS-2 tank dɛn bin go insay prodakshɔn na di USSR;nɔbɔdi nɔ bin stɔp di KV siriɔs bak. Di tank we pipul dɛn bin lɛk fɔ mek tin dɛn na di Tɔd Rayk insay 1944 na di Panther-2, ɛn di USSR T-34-85. Hεvi mכdel dεm bin prodyuz in signifyant - bכt tεn tεm sכmכl kwantiti. Ɛn di Jamani dɛn nɔ bin want fɔ push di wet tumɔs na di Soviet rod dɛn, ɛn Stalin bigin fɔ nɔ trɔst di KV siriɔs, ɛn di IS dɛn tɔn to tu kruk.
  Bɔt di Jaman "Panther"-2 we gɛt 88-mm 71 L kaliba gɔn bin bɛtɛ pas di T-34-85 pan di pawa we di gɔn gɛt fɔ pier di wɛpɔn dɛn, insay di gɔn we de bifo ɛn smɔl pan di wɛpɔn dɛn we de na di sayd, ɛn i nɔ bin de bak inferior in drayvin pefomans wit injin we gɛt 900 ɔspawɛl ɛn wet na 47 tan. Ivin we di wet fɔ di Jaman tank bin go ɔp to 50.2 tan ɛn dis bin tɔn to nɔ kil.
  Ɛn di Jaman jet avieshɔn nɔ bin gɛt pɔsin we fit fɔ fɛt am atɔl.
  Hitler bin disayd se i bɛtɛ lɛ i nɔ drɛg in fut ɛn i bigin di wɔ Jun 22, 1944. Trowe tri ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti pan wi yon ɛn fɔrin divishɔn dɛn, ɛn wan ɔndrɛd ɛn twɛnti sataylayt divishɔn dɛn na di USSR. Na di sayd fɔ di Tɔd Rayk na bin: Romɛnia, Ɔŋgaria, Slovakia, Kroeshi, Finland, Swidan, Itali, Pɔtyugal, Spen, Bɔljiɔ, Ajentina, Tɛki.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin de yuz bɔku bɔku fɔrina dɛn ɛn Hiwi pipul dɛn bak na di Wehrmacht. If wi kɔnt ɔl di sojaman dɛn we dɛn kɔl Third Reich, insay di fɔs echelon nɔmɔ, bin trowe twɛlv ɛn af milyɔn sojaman dɛn fɔ fɛt, ɛn pan dɛn sojaman dɛn ya nɔ pas fɔti pasɛnt na bin Jamani pipul dɛn bay dɛn kɔntri. Sataylayt dɛn ad ɔda tri milyɔn. If yu kɔnt ɔl, di fɔs ɛshilɔn gɛt lɛk siksti milyɔn infantri, lɛk tati tri tawzin tank dɛn, pas fifti fayv tawzin plen dɛn, lɛk tu ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti gɔn ɛn mɔta dɛn.
  Afta dɛn dɔn gɛda di USSR, dɛn bin sɛn tritɛn ɛn af milyɔn sojaman dɛn, bɔt dɛn bin gɛt fɔ kip sɔm pan di sojaman dɛn na di Fa Is ɛn di intanɛnt distrikt dɛn. Insay di fɔs echelon na bin et milyɔn sojaman dɛn, lɛk tati tawzin tank dɛn, lɛk fɔti tawzin plen dɛn, lɛk tu ɔndrɛd tawzin gɔn ɛn mɔta dɛn.
  So, di Third Reich gɛt dabl supiriɔriti pan infantri, ɛn fayv tɛm supiriɔriti pan mobiliti fɔ fos, wit bɛtɛ mashin gɔn. Na tru se di USSR gɛt bɔku mashin gɔn dɛn, we na ɔlmost parity.
  Di difrɛns pan tank dɛn nɔ big, bɔt di pasɛnt pan di motoka dɛn we nɔ de wok igen na di USSR bɛtɛ, ɛn bak di tank dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn rilis trade.
  Di Jaman jet avieshɔn nɔ gɛt ɛnibɔdi we de agens am, ɛn di plen dɛn we di Tɔd Rayk bin de yuz fɔ drayv wit prɔpala, kin fast ɛn gɛt bɛtɛ wɛpɔn dɛn. Na tru se Soviet motoka dɛn bɛtɛ pas aw dɛn kin muv ɔrizɔntal.
  Insay artileri ɛn mɔta di balans pan di fɔs dɛn de nia di ikwal. Ɔl tu di kwantiti ɛn kwaliti.
  Na tru se di bot dɛn we di Tɔd Rayk de yuz na sabmarin mɔ, ɛn bɔku tɛm dɛn strɔng pas di wan dɛn we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin de yuz. Jɔs lɛk Jepan, bay di we.
  Apat frɔm dat, di Nazi dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt klas A balistik mishɔl dɛn we dɛn de mek bɔku bɔku wan, ɛn di fɔs disko dɛn dɔn tek ɔf.
  Jɛnɛral wan, di fasist dɛn go strɔng mɔ, ɛn Stalin bin rili rɛdi fɔ difend, pan ɔl we i bin de let. Bɔt wi nɔ bin gɛt tɛm fɔ du bɔku tin. Di layn we Stalin bin gɛt nɔ bin kam bak ɔlsay, ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat, di sojaman dɛn nɔ bin tren fɔ ol di difɛns. Pan ɔl we dɛn bin rili tren dɛn bak.
  Di Molotov bɔda layn, afta tri ia we dɛn dɔn go bifo, dɛn bin jɔs dɔn fɔ bil am, bɔt i bin de tu nia di bɔda ɛn i nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ dip. Apat frɔm dat, Stalin bin tɛl dɛn fɔ bil wan tɔd echelon pas di Dnieper, bɔt dɛn bin bigin dis afta we di Amɛrika dɛn sɔrɛnda.
  Na tru se apat frɔm di Soviet sojaman dɛn, yu kin abop pan di NKVD yunit dɛn, we dɛn dɔn ad to wan milyɔn sojaman dɛn ɛn di sojaman dɛn. Dat na lɛk 4 milyɔn pipul dɛn, jɔs na di Wɛstinian siti dɛn. Pan ɔl we, fɔ tru, di we aw dɛn kin fɛt kin wɔs pas di wan we di yunit dɛn we dɛn kin yuz ɔltɛm kin gɛt.
  Di Jamani dɛn, lɛk insay rial istri, bin gi di men blo na di sɛnt, dɛn kɔt di Bialystok ledj ɛn di Lviv fist. Di fɔs de dɛn we dɛn bin de fɛt, sho se di Jamani dɛn, pan ɔl we dɛn bin gɛt bɔku bɔku fɔrina dɛn, dɛn bin de kɔndɔkt di fɛt mɔ ɔ smɔl wan. Bɔt bɔku tɛm, di Soviet sojaman dɛn kin lɔs.
  Apat frɔm dat, di we aw di Yukren yunit dɛn bin ebul fɔ fɛt, bin tɔn to sɔntin we pɔsin kin aks kwɛstyɔn bɔt. Bɔku pipul dɛn bin de we bin de rɔnawe ɛn di wan dɛn we bin sɔrɛnda insay di fɔs dez dɛn we di wɔ bin de.
  I nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ kɔntrol di ɛnimi dɛn we dɛn bin de fɛt na di bɔda. Ɛn afta dat, Stalin bin mek mistek, i nɔ bin alaw fɔ pul di yunit dɛn na di men layn ɛn i bin aks fɔ mek dɛn stret di frɔnt. Bɔt dɛn bin kɔrɛkt di mistek, bɔt dɛn bin de delay. Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin ebul fɔ kech Minsk Jun 28, ɛn brok Stalin in layn na di sɛnt.
  Di kɔnfyushɔn bin jɔs de go bifo. Na Jun 30, di tin we dɛn bin de tink se go kam insay di wɔ na Jepan ɛn in sataylayt dɛn bin apin. So wi bin gɛt fɔ fɔgɛt bɔt di transfa we dɛn bin de transfa sojaman dɛn frɔm di Fa Is fɔ naw.
  Di Jaman brek-ɔp na di sɛnta bin de bɔku. Wan big big gap bin kam we dɛn bin tray tranga wan fɔ plɔg. Bɔt di Nazi dɛn bin go bifo ɛn insay Julay 16, dɛn bin brok insay Smɔlensk.
  We dɛn trowe ɔl di rizɔv dɛn we bin de na di fɛt ɛn put di militia dɛn ɔnda gɔn, Stalin ɛn Zhukov bin ebul fɔ stɔp di Fritz ɔfens na di sɛnt. Bɔt Hitlɛr bin tɔn in sojaman dɛn na di sawt. Di Nazi dɛn bin mek wan big kɔl na Kiev ɛn dɛn bin tek lɛk ɔl di kɔntri dɛn na Yukren.
  Dɛn bin blok Lɛningrad ɛn atak Kraym. Di we aw di fɛt-fɛt bin de apin bin rili tan lɛk 1941, lɛk karma we bin de kɔntinyu fɔ de. Bɔt di difrɛns dɛn bin rili impɔtant bak. Di USSR insay 1941 bin gɛt sɔm fri rizɔv dɛn, bɔt naw ɔltin bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛda. Ɛn we di asɔlt bin apin insay Ɔktoba, i kam fɔ no se natin nɔ bin de fɔ ol di difens.
  We Novɛmba 1944 bigin, di Nazi dɛn bin rawnd Mɔsko, ɛn dis bin mek Stalin rɔnawe go na Kuibyshev.
  Di Nazi dɛn nɔ bin tan lɛk rial istri, dɛn bin gɛt bɔku bɔku nɔmba dɛn we pas dɛn. Dɛn bin gɛt inof divishɔn fɔ pas Mɔsko frɔm di Nɔt ɛn Sawt. Bɔt fɔ di Soviet yunit dɛn, ɔltin bin tu spred na difrɛn say dɛn.
  In rialiti, insay 1941, afta di mobilizashɔn, Stalin bin gɛt advantej pas di Wehrmacht pan di nɔmba fɔ di pipul dɛn we bin de wok fɔ am, ɛn i bin gɛt 4 tɛm mɔ plen ɛn tank dɛn pas di Tɔd Rayk we bin gɛt frɔm di biginin fɔ di wɔ. Ɛn insay di fɔs fayv mɔnt dɛn we di wɔ bin de, dɛn bin mek mɔ USSR ikwipmɛnt dɛn insay rial istri.
  Bɔt naw di Nazi dɛn gɛt ɔl di trɔmp kad dɛn, di kwantiti ɛn kwaliti fɔ wɛpɔn ɛn pɔsin dɛn de na dɛn sayd. Ɛn di Rɛd Ami gɛt di sem prɔblɛm dɛn we dɛn bin gɛt insay 1941. Inklud di we aw pipul dɛn na Yukren, Balt, ɛn bɔku smɔl neshɔn dɛn nɔ bin want fɔ day fɔ di Soviet sistɛm. Mas betrayal ɛn defɛkshɔn fɔ di wan dɛn we dɛn dɔn sɔfa, dispossessed kulaks ɛn ɔda ɔfɛnd pipul dɛn we gɛt ɔl kayn strɛp. Inklud di aydiɔlɔjik ɛnimi dɛn fɔ di Sɔviɛt gɔvmɛnt.
  Ɛn di tru tin we se di Jamani dɛnsɛf bin win di Wɛst, de jɔs mek di pipul dɛn we de tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt bɔku.
  So, i nɔ sɔprayz fɔ no se dɛn dɔn rawnd Mɔsko, ɛn di Jamani dɛn dɔn kech Donbass, Voronezh ɛn dɛn de muf go na Stalingrad.
  Bɔt i sɔri fɔ no se di winta insay 1944 nɔ bin gɛt frɔst ɛn sno lɛk 1941. Bɔt Mɔsko bin gɛt maynd te Disɛmba 1944 dɔn. Bɔt, fɔ tru, dɛn bin tek am. Stalingrad bin fɔdɔm insay Janwari 1945, ɛn di fɛt fɔ am nɔ bin te. Insay Fɛbwari ɛn di biginin fɔ Mach, di Jamani dɛn ɛn dɛn sataylayt dɛn bin tek di Kɔkas ɛn di ɔyl wɛl dɛn na Baku kpatakpata.
  Dɔn di fɛt bin go bifo along di Vɔlga. Na Saratov, to Kuibyshev, ɛn afta dat na Ɔrɛnbɔg ɛn Kazan.
  Stalin bin rɔnawe go na Svɛdlɔvsk. Kazan bin fɔdɔm insay Me. Insay di sɔmma, di Jamani ɛn Japan pipul dɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ muf go dip dip wan na Rɔshia. Di we aw di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin de agens di gɔvmɛnt bin de fɔdɔm. Insay Ɔgɔst 5, 1945, dɛn bin kech Svɛdlɔvsk. Ɛn insay Sɛptɛmba 3, 1945, Stalin bin dɔn gri fɔ sɔrɛnda. Fɔ chenj fɔ yu yon layf ɛn fridɔm.
  Di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ dɔn dɔn. Bɔt pis nɔ bin de fɔ lɔng tɛm. Bikɔs Hitlɛr bin dɔn tɛst nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn, i bin biliv tranga wan se dɛn gɛt pawa fɔ pwɛl tin dɛn.
  Naw i kam fɔ no se Japan ɛn USA bin stil de na di rod fɔ mek di Third Reich rul di wɔl. Ɛn pan ɔl we di Fuhrer bin win bɔku land pas Jɛngis Khan, Alɛgzanda di Gret, Nɛpɔlyɔn, Emparɔ Trojan, ɛn Suleiman di Magnificent we dɛn jɔyn, i bin disayd fɔ win Jepan bak.
  Jɔs tri ia afta di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ dɔn, wan ɔndrɛd balistik, intakɔntinɛntal mishɔl dɛn we gɛt pawaful nyuklia chaj dɛn bin kɔba di Land of the Rising Sun wan tɛm.
  Ɛn afta dat, di ɔfensiv we di Wehrmacht grɔn yunit dɛn ɛn di nevi bin de fɛt bin bigin. Di Jamani dɛn bin tek di prɔpati dɛn we Jepan gɛt na Eshia kwik kwik wan, ɛn dɛn bin pwɛl di mɛtropɔlis insɛf na grɔn wit atɔmik bɔm dɛn.
  Di Pasifik prɔpati dɛn we di Land fɔ di San we De Rayt bin gɛt bin de mek dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ fɛt fɔ lɔng tɛm mɔ ɔ smɔl. Bɔt bay Jun 1949, ɔltin bin dɔn. Naw, ɔl wetin bin lɛf na fɔ win Amɛrika. Pantap dat, rizin bin de. Di Amɛrika pipul dɛn, we difrɛn frɔm di agrimɛnt, bin stil de mek nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn ɛn du dɛn sikrit tɛst dɛn.
  Hitler bin stat di wɔ Janwari 1, 1950, ɛn i bin drɔp tri ɔndrɛd nyuklia mishɔl dɛn pan Nyu Ia De.
  Wan nyuklia atak we bin pwɛl bad bad wan bin pwɛl wan ɔndrɛd pan di big siti dɛn na Amɛrika ɛn kil bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn. Wan ɔda big kraym we Adɔlf Hitlɛr bin du, dɛn dɔn ad am to di lɔng list we gɛt di bad bad tin dɛn we pipul dɛn kin du we rili et.
  Dɔn dɛn bigin fɔ atak Kanada, ɛn frɔm di sawt wit di diktetaship dɛn na Latin Amɛrika. Di Amɛrika pipul dɛn bin wik ɛn dɛn bin sɔprayz, bɔt dɛn bin fɛt bad bad wan. Dɛn bin ɔndastand se fɔ win fɔ dɛn min fɔ bi slev ɛn day sloslo ɛn pen.
  So, na di wɔ we bin de mek pipul dɛn at pwɛl pas ɔl di wɔ dɛn. Ɛn i bin las fɔ pas wan ia, ɛn dis bin mek di Tɔd Rayk lɛf lɛk tu ɔndrɛd ɔda nyuklia chaj dɛn ɛn tɔn bɔku fayn fayn land dɛn to dɛzat we gɛt redioaktiv.
  Bɔt pan ɔl dat, dɛn bin ebul fɔ du di gol ɛn dɛn bin win di las ɛnimi fɔ di Tɔd Rayk. Ɛn afta dis, di prɔses we dɛn kɔl di wɔl globalizashɔn bigin. Di Jamani mak bin bi di wangren mɔni na di wɔl. Ivin fɔmal indipɛndɛnt kɔntri dɛn bin ridyus to di lɛvɛl we di kɔloni dɛn we di Tɔd Rayk bin de rul, wit na smɔl lokal sɛlf-gɔvmɛnt nɔmɔ dɛn bin kip.
  Dɛn nɔ bin alaw Ju ɛn Jipsi dɛn na di lɔ: dɛn bin de luk fɔ dɛn ɛn pwɛl dɛn. Di SS bin du big big purges ɛn go pan wan rampage. Di rial nɛtmɛr dɔn kam - di awa fɔ di dragɔn. Ɔ ivin mɔ, di tɛm. Di Fuhrer bin de bil wan rial wɔl-wide totalitarian empire wit wan klem fɔ spes expansion.
  Insay 1959, we dɛn bin de sɛlibret di Fuhrer in batde we mek sɛvinti ia, wan ɔfishal koronashɔn bin apin, wan wɔl-wide plebiscite - we mek di taytul fɔ supa-emparɔ bi lɔ. Ɛn we Adɔlf Hitlɛr day insay 1967, in pikin bin gɛt in taytul ɛn pawa.
  Bay dis tɛm, Plɛnet Wɔl bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi fɔdɔm sɛtilmɛnt dɛn na di Mun ɛn Mas wit Venus, ɛn i bin de aktiv wan fɔ rɛdi fɔ ɛkspɛnshɔn insay di ɔda sta wɔl dɛn... Di Nazi dɛn bin want wan yunivasal ɛmpaya - di kɔnstrɔkshɔn fɔ wan Sta Rayk fɔ mek dɛn ebul fɔ plɔmp di wan ol yunivas insay wan bad bad drim. Ɛn so, insay 2001, di fɔs intastela ɛkspɛdishin fɔ fayv spɛshal ship dɛn bigin, we rɔsh go na Alfa Sɛntauri. Di flay bin las tɛn ia te dɛn rich na di sta, ɛn dɛn bin spɛn di sem tɛm fɔ kam bak bak. Insay 2037, di ship dɛn we gɛt sta dɛn bin ebul fɔ pas di spid we layt de spid fɔ di fɔs tɛm.
  Di tɛm fɔ Star Wars dɔn rich. Fɔ tɔk mɔ, te naw mɔtalman nɔ dɔn mit ɛni siriɔs layf we i de go. Bɔt insay sayɛns fikshɔn, dis kayn tɔpik bin rili fashɔn. Ɛn dɛn bin de simul di tin dɛn we bin de apin fɔ mek dɛn luk lɛk se dɛn na di wɔl ɛn dɛn bin kol.
  
  IF PUTIN Nכ GO BI PRESIDENT Fכ RכSIA
  Insay Ɔgɔst 1999, Yeltsin bin prɔpos wan nyu kandidet fɔ di post fɔ praymɛnt minista, ɛn di sem tɛm i bin deklare Putin ɔfishal wan fɔ tek in ples. Bɔt Zyuganov ɛn in ɛntourage disayd: i bɛtɛ fɔ go na di ilɛkshɔn na di Duma, bɔt i nɔ de ɛva at fɔ bargayn. Wetin wi go du if wi gɛt sɔntin?! Yes, ɛn di midia in atɛnshɔn fɔ chenj to di Stet Duma, ɛn dɛn go pul di vot kɔmɔt na di Fatherland blɔk, ɛn infɔmeshɔnal atɛnshɔn nɔ go ambɔg.
  Fɔ tɔk smɔl, ɔl di tri lɛft grup dɛn bin jɔyn an fɔ agens Putin in kandidet. Ɛn Zyuganov bin aks di fɔma diputi Sobchak bak fɔ kɔrɔpshɔn. Most of di Yabloko faction tu no sopot di kandidet of Yeltsin in saksesor. In shot, di aprɔval nɔ bin apin di fɔs tɛm ɛn... Na wan tɛns stɔp bin de. Yeltsin bin de grɔmbul sɔntin we pɔsin nɔ ebul fɔ ɔndastand. I bin trɛtin di Duma... Ɛn i bin prɔpos Mikhail Kastyanov fɔ di post fɔ Praymɛnt Minista.
  Di nyu kandidet bin fit di oligarks dɛn bak. Bɔt i kin bi se i nɔ fayn fɔ di Duma.
  Di kɔmyunis dɛn bin de bargayn ɛn mumum sɔntin we dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ ɔndastand. Di sɛkɔn tɛm we dɛn nɔ gri fɔ tek Kastyanov. Bɔt pan di tɔd... Wetin di ɛl nɔto jok! Wɛl, di kɔmyunis dɛn nɔ bin want fɔ lɔs dɛn ples dɛn we wam ɛn we dɛn sabi, ilɛksɛf na fɔ shɔt tɛm nɔmɔ. Ɛn dɛn bin gri fɔ Maykɛl Kastyanov di tɔd tɛm we dɛn tray fɔ du am.
  Ɛn so di kɔs fɔ istri chenj...
  Dɛn bin drɛb di fɛt fɛt dɛn kɔmɔt na Dagestan. Bɔt dɛn nɔ bin atak di Wahabi vilej dɛn. In turn, Basayev nɔ bin atak Dagestan. Mikhail Kastyanov bin mit wit Maskhadov ɛn prɔmis di las wan fɔ ɛp am.
  Bɔt na Chechnya, wan fɛt-fɛt bin de kam. Basayev bin aks Maskhadov fɔ tɔn in bak pan di gɔvmɛnt. Salman Raduev ɛn Khattab bin jɔyn am. Di sivil wɔ bigin. Maskhadov bin gɛt sɔpɔt frɔm di mɔdaret fil kɔmanda dɛn ɛn Rɔshia. Basayev bin gɛt sɔpɔt frɔm radikal grup dɛn. Di Wɛst bin de biɛn Maskhadov wit wɔd.
  Di fɛt bin go bifo ɛn difrɛn difrɛn we dɛn fɔ mek dɛn ebul fɔ du am. Kadyrov ɛn Yamadayev bin tek Maskhadov in sayd.
  Di wet we di bol bin gɛt bin de swɛla na wan say ɔ ɔda say. Chechens ɛn bɔku fɔrina dɛn we dɛn bin de pe fɔ wok bin fɛt. Rɔshia nɔ bin sɛn in sojaman dɛn.
  Ilɛkshɔn fɔ di Stet Duma bin apin, lɛk aw i bin de insay rial istri, Disɛmba 17, 1999. Di pati we bin de na pawa bin tray fɔ mek di Yuniti blɔk. Bɔt i nɔ bin ebul fɔ du bɔku sakrifays, ɛn i bin jɔs brok di fayv pasɛnt tin we bin de ambɔg am.
  Di blɔk fɔ kɔmyunis dɛn "Fɔ Viktɔri" bin go insay di palimɛnt fɔs ples, dɔn "Patronymic - All Russia" we Primakov bin de lid, dɔn Zhirinovsky in LDPR (dis pati bin aktivli promot bay di pro-Kremlin midia, ɛn i wok!), fɔs ples na "Yabloko" bin tek am. Di nɛks wan na Yuniti, we Shoigu de lid, ɛn di siks ɛn las wan, we de nia di fayv pasɛnt barɛri, na di Yuniɔn ɔf Rayt Fɔs.
  Di Duma bin tɔn to rili motley, bɔt di kɔmyunis dɛn nɔ bin kip dɛn dominans. Pan ɔl we i bin gɛt mɔ pas ɔlman. Bɔt bɔku Primakov sɔpɔta dɛn pas tru singl-mandat kɔnstityuɛns, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn kech di lɛft. Di LDPR nɔ bin lɔs ɔlmost, bɔt dɛn stil lɔs bɔku sidɔm ples dɛn. Na tru se sɔm biznɛsman dɛn ɛn kraym bɔs dɛn bin go insay palimɛnt na kɔnstityuɛns dɛn we gɛt wan mandat. Di apul bin shrink mɔ. Nyu pati dɛn bin apia: SPS ɛn Yuniti.
  Di prɛsidɛnt ilɛkshɔn kampen dɔn bigin. Kastyanov bin bi di ɔfishal pɔsin we tek in ples ɛn i kɔmɔt na di pati we bin de na pawa. Primakov, Zyuganov, Zhirinovsky, Yavlinsky, Luzhkov, ɛn ɔda pipul dɛn bak bin kam bifo.
  Dis na aw di ɛnjɔymɛnt bin de go.
  Di ilɛkshɔn bin rili intrɛst. Na patikyula, di men fevrit dɛn Primakov, Luzhkov, Zyuganov na bin nɛk ɛn nɛk. Bɔt Kastyanov bin kam nia dɛn kwik kwik wan. Di midia we bin de sɔpɔt Krɛmlin bin de promot am bad bad wan, ɛn dɛn kayn midia dɛn de bin de kɔntrol tɛlivishɔn. Apat frɔm dat, Kastyanov bin ebul fɔ mek wan agrimɛnt wit Gusinsky, ɛn i bigin fɔ promot di kandidet frɔm di Krɛmlin fɔ wan fi.
  Di Mayɔ fɔ Mɔsko, Luzhkov, we di wan dɛn we de du di investayshɔn frɔm di prɔsɛkyuta ɔfis bin de prɛs am, i bin gri fɔ bi di prɛsidɛnt ɔnda Prɛsidɛnt Kastyanov. Ɛn i pul in kandidet fɔ di pɔsin we de ripresent di Krɛmlin. Zhirinovsky bin rili want bak fɔ gɛt pozishɔn ɔnda di tsa. Bɔt di wan dɛn we de stɔdi bɔt tin dɛn na Krɛmlin disayd fɔ kip am fɔ di sɛkɔn rawnd. Dɛn bin tɔn bɔku dɔti pan Primakɔv.
  Insay di ilɛkshɔn, Zyuganov ɛn Kastyanov bin rich di sɛkɔn rawnd. Pantap dat, di nɔmba wan kɔmyunis bin ivin gɛda mɔ vot pas di praymɛnt minista. Bɔt insay di sɛkɔn rawnd, Zhirinovsky, we tek di nɔmba 4 ples, bin gɛt di post fɔ bi Sɛktri fɔ di Sikyuriti Kaɔnsil. Ɛn dɛn bin nominate Primakov, we bin kam tɔd ples, fɔ di post fɔ bi chiaman fɔ di kɔnstityushɔn ɛn suprɛm kɔt. Yavlinsky bin gɛt di post fɔ bi Fɔs Diputi Praymɛnt Minista fɔ Ikɔnomi. In shot, ɔlman bin tɔn pan Zyuganov. Bɔt insay di sɛkɔn rawnd, Kastyanov win wit big prɔblɛm. Di difrɛns na jɔs tri pasɛnt, ɛn ivin dɛn wan ya na lay.
  Bɔt Yeltsin bin dɔn kɔmɔt de, ɛn nyu layf bigin.
  Wan sivil wɔ bin de apin na Chechnya. Basayev ɛn Khattab nɔ bin giv-ɔp. Rɔshia bin ɛp Maskhadov, bɔt i nɔ bin yuz in sojaman dɛn. Di prayz fɔ ɔyl bin de go ɔp ɛn di ikɔmi bin de go bifo. Insay Sɛptɛmba 11, 2001, wan tɛroris atak bin apin na Nyu Yɔk. Ɛn di wɔ we Amɛrika bin fɛt na Afganistan bin bigin. Ɛn afta dat, na Irak.
  Bɔt di prayz fɔ ɔyl bin kɔntinyu fɔ go ɔp. Di ikɔmi na Rɔshia bin de gro. Insay 2004, Kastyanov bin win wit kɔnfidɛns insay di fɔs rawnd. Ɛn di kɔmyunis dɛn bin lɔs di ilɛkshɔn to di Duma. Bɔt, Zyuganov bin de sɛkɔn dis tɛm bak. Di ikɔmi bin gro kwik kwik wan. Insay Chechnya, di wɔ bin kɔntinyu, bɔt Maskhvadov bin ebul fɔ tek di men say dɛn we pipul dɛn bin de de, ɛn di fɛt bin go insay di pati we dɛn bin de fɛt.
  Di ikɔnomi we bin de gro na Rɔshia bin kam wit di pawa we di sojaman dɛn bin gɛt bin bɔku. Bɔt di rileshɔn wit Amɛrika bin kɔntinyu fɔ bi padi. Kastyanov bin avɔyd fɔ tɔk tin dɛn we de agens di Wɛstɛn pipul dɛn ɛn i bin tray fɔ mek dɛn gɛt gud padi biznɛs wit dɛn neba dɛn. Afta in prɛsidɛnt tɛm dɔn, dɛn bin pik Ɔleg Dɛribasko fɔ bi nyu prɛsidɛnt. Di big big oligarch kɔntinyu di fɔs kɔs we Kastyanov ɛn di libal pipul dɛn bin de du.
  Rilayshɔn wit Amɛrika bin kɔntinyu fɔ bi padi. Pantap dat, Rɔshia bin ivin jɔyn NATO. Deribasco bin mek in pawa strɔng. Bɔt bikɔs ɔf di ikɔmik kraysis, di tin dɛn we bin de apin na di kɔntri bin wɔs. Insay di 2012 ilɛkshɔn, Zyuganov bin ebul fɔ rich di sɛkɔn raun bak. Bɔt dɛn bin win am insay di sɛkɔn wan. Deribasco bin adopt bɔku lɔ dɛn we de stɔp di tin dɛn we kɔmyunis dɛn de du. Ɛn i bin mek wan amɛndmɛnt to di kɔnstityushɔn we de pul di lɔ we se di prɛsidɛnt fɔ du tu tɛm kɔnsɛkutiv wan.
  Dɛn nɔ bin alaw di kɔmyunis dɛn fɔ tek pat pan di 2016 ilɛkshɔn, ɛn dɛn bin ri-ilɛkt Deribasco fɔ di tɔd tɛm insay di fɔs raun. Na da sem tɛm de, Rɔshia ɛn Amɛrika bin de fɛt na Siria. Di rileshɔnship bitwin di Wɛst ɛn Rɔshia na padi biznɛs. Ɛn di salari we dɛn gɛt insay dɔla dɔn pas 1,200. Na da sem tɛm de, dɛn bin kampen fɔ pwɛl di monumɛnt dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn mek fɔ Lɛnin na Rɔshia, ɛn dɛn pul di lida in mami kɔmɔt na di grev.
  Ɔlman bin kɔl am: Leninopad. Bɔt dɛn bɛr Lenin togɛda wit in mama as mɔtalman. Di standad fɔ liv na Rɔshia bin kɔntinyu fɔ go ɔp. Di tɛlivishɔn bin intrestin. Bɔku pati dɛn bin de, bɔt na Yunaytɛd Rɔshia bin de rul. Di midia rili fri ɛn sɔntɛnde dɛn kin pinch Deribasco. Di Stet Duma bin ivin gɛt sɔm ɔda rayt dɛn. Na mɔtalman, diputi dɛn kin pul wan wan minista wit tu-tɛd vot ɛn pas vot fɔ nɔ kɔnfidɛns tu tɛm insay tri mɔnt. Bɔt insay prɔsis dis nɔ bin gi ɛnitin to palɛmint, so di rayt fɔ pik ɛn pul ɔl di minista dɛn bin de wit di prɛsidɛnt. Apat frɔm dat, di palimɛnt bin gɛt di rayt fɔ gi awdhɔ wit tu-tɛd vot. Ɛn fɔs, awd dɛn bin fɔdɔm pan Oleg Deribaska. I nɔ bin yɔŋ we i ol fɔti ia, i bin bi di prɛsidɛnt fɔ Rɔshia, di ɔligarch nɔ bin want fɔ gi in pawa to ɛnibɔdi. Insay fɔrin polisi i bin de fala wan kɔs we de sɔpɔt Amɛrika, bɔt sɔntɛnde i bin de tɔk bad bad tin dɛn.
  Lukashenko tek wan taf polisi to di rijim. I nɔ bin gri fɔ di prɛsidɛnt ilɛkshɔn na Belarus insay 2010. Di tin we de apin na Belarus dɔn wɔs bad bad wan bikɔs ɔf di ikɔmik kraysis. Bɔku bɔku fɛt-fɛt bin bigin. Ɛn fɔ ansa di ripreshɔn, Rɔshia ɛn di Wɛst bin put rili harsh ikɔmik sankshɔn dɛn. Dis bin dɔn insay 2013 wit wan soja kɔp, as a rizulta we dɛn pul Lukashenko na pawa.
  Deribasco bin pik wan yɔŋ uman we nem Ɔlga Karach fɔ bi di nyu prɛsidɛnt. Belarus don enta di ruble zone. Ɛn na di rifrendum we dɛn bin gɛt insay Ɔgɔst 2018, i bin dɔn jɔyn Rɔshia. We bin mek di pawa we Oleg Deribasko gɛt strɔng mɔ. Insay 2020, insay di Rɔshian prɛsidɛnt ilɛkshɔn, i pas 90 pasɛnt we bin vot fɔ di edman fɔ di stet naw. Di salari bin pas wan ɛn af tawzin dɔla. Ɛn insay 2021, di fɔs plen fɔ go na Mas bin apin. I bin las fɔ lɛk wan ia so ɛn i bin tɔn to se i bin rili fayn. Bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn bin de mek trɔbul na Kazakhstan afta we Nazarbayev bin kɔmɔt, ɛn Rɔshia bin tek siks rijyɔn dɛn na Rɔshia. Fɔ mek di ɛmpaya bɔku mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Chaina bin fɔdɔm insay wan stet we nɔ bin de chenj. Ɛn wan prɔblɛm we bin de mek pipul dɛn prodyuz pasmak bin kam insay de.
  Ɔnɔri ɛn diman fɔ dimokrasi bigin. Fɔ tru, ɔlman taya wit di wan pati sistɛm. Jɔs lɛk aw pɔsin kin kɔrɛkt pɔsin wit ken. Pipul dɛn bin want fɔ gɛt mɔ fridɔm. Ɛn Chaina gɛt bɔku pipul dɛn. I nɔ bin du fɔ ɔlman. So wan rivɔlɔshɔn bigin, we tɔn to sivil wɔ. Ɛn blɔd bin de flɔ... Ɛn bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn we dɛn kil, pipul dɛn we dɛn kil ɛn pwɛl.
  Chaina bigin fɔ fɔdɔm...
  
  LENIN US PRESIDƐNT
  Janwari 1, 1938. Vladimir Ilyich Lenin de fred fɔ waka rawnd di big ɔfis na di Wait Haus. Di tin dɛn we de apin ɔlsay na di wɔl de wam. Afta Spen, di kɔmyunis dɛn bin gɛt sakrifays na Frans.
  Rɔshia, we di Jɛnɛral ɛn Prɛsidɛnt Kɔnilɔv de rul, dɔn ɔlrɛdi mek am klia se i nɔ go alaw fɔ mek Bolshevism go bifo na Yurop. Fayv ɔndrɛd divishɔn dɛn na tɛn milyɔn Rɔshian ami nɔto jok atɔl!
  Vladimir Ilyich ɔndastand dis. Ɛn i prɔpos wan taktik alayns fɔ Briten agens Rɔshia.
  Di British dɛn dɔn de tek tɛm bad bad wan ɔltɛm fɔ mek Rɔshia go bifo. Bɔt radikal kɔmyunizim bin mek dɛn fred mɔ. I bin nid fɔ drayv wan wed bitwin dɛn ɛn Rɔshia.
  Lenin bin de rɛdi fɔ tek Difɛns Minista Chɔchil ɛn di sem tɛm fɔ gi di British pruf fɔ di pawa we Amɛrika gɛt we nɔ de shek.
  Ɛn fɔ bigin, di bold dikteta yɛri ripɔt bɔt wan nyu wɛpɔn - di bad bad "atɔmik bɔm".
  Oppenheimer bin gi in ripɔt wit vɔys dɛn we rili stɔp. Yɛs, dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt sakrifays ɛn dɛn dɔn ivin sɛn nyuklia riaktɔ, bɔt di we aw atɔmik bɔm go tan stil de fa fawe. Di men prɔblɛm na fɔ gɛt yuraniɔm ɛn plutoniɔm we gɛt ɛnrich. Apat frɔm dat, dis nyus nɔ rili fayn - wan pan dɛn kayn bɔm dɛn de go kɔst lɛk bɔku fɛt-fɛt ship dɛn. So, ivin wan oda kweshon de: i fayn fo spend moni fo wan big bom if yu fit mek wan handred tausin smol wan?
  Lenin, we na wan ol man we shɔt, we gɛt bold, bɔt we stil agil (bɔt i ol siksti sɛvin ia, stil de fa frɔm fɔ bi rili ol!), we bin de waka wit trɛnk rawnd di big ɔl na in ɔfis, bin tɔk se:
  - Yu, kɔmrɛd, nɔ ɔndastand dayalɛktik! Yɛs, di bɔm go stil dia, bɔt afta dat, di kɔst we i go spɛn wit di chenj to mas prodakshɔn go go dɔŋ bɔku bɔku wan!
  Oppenheimer bin shem fɔ tɔk se:
  - Ɛn di Rɔshian dɛn nɔ go sidɔm idly by!
  Wan lɔjik ɛn harsh kɔnklushɔn bin fala frɔm Vladimir Ilyich:
  - So wi fɔ go bifo dɛn pan ɛni kɔst!
  Dɔn Oppenheimer in blak ɛstɛt bigin fɔ siŋ:
  - Afta ɔl, wi nid fɔ win! Wan fɔ ɔl, wi nɔ go tinap biɛn di prayz! Wan fɔ ɔl, wi nɔ go tinap biɛn di prayz!
  Oppenheimer bin butu to Amɛrika Prɛsidɛnt Lɛnin ɛn grɔmbul:
  - Yu na wan genius! Na tru se wi nɔ go tinap biɛn di prayz, ɛn wi go bifo di Rɔshian dɛn, bɔt wi nid mɔni!
  Lenin se wit kɔnfidɛns, i tap di il dɛn na in krokodail skin sus:
  - Na mɔni go de!
  - Ɛn slev dɛn!
  Vladimir Ilyich bin tɔk wan wɔd we de insay istri:
  - A nɔ de limit yu funds! A de limit yu tɛm!
  Di gia dɛn fɔ di kɔmand ɛn administretiv mashin na di Amɛrika ɛmpaya bigin fɔ tɔn.
  Bɔt dis nɔto di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl. Vladimir Ilyich, lɛk ɛni ɔda pɔsin, bin ɔndastand se fɔ mek dɛn ebul fɔ win Rɔshia, i nid fɔ pwɛl am frɔm insay.
  Vladimir Ilyich bin wrink in ay fɔrɛst wit lɔng, nɔ ivin wrinkles ɛn i tek di fon wit trɛnk ɛn bigin fɔ dayl Dulles.
  We di chif spay kam nia di mashin, Lɛnin, we bin de ala na in lɔng dɛn ɔp, ala se:
  - Wi nid pɔsin we ikwal ɔ at ɔl nɔ smɔl pas mi pan di ebul fɔ ribel, ful ɛn ful di pipul dɛn!
  Dulles bin ansa wit wan vɔys we rili gɛt kɔnfidɛns:
  - A sabi dis kayn pɔsin, Vladimir Ilyich!
  Lenin, we bin de jomp ɔp lɛk dɛbul, bin de ala se:
  - So udat na in? Udat na dis jɛnɛral we mɔtalman mek?
  Dulles, we bin de drɔ di silabɔd dɛn fɔ mek dɛn bi chant, bin se:
  - Josɛf Vissarionovich Stalin we dɛn kɔl! Yu go mɔs no am, Vladimir Ilyich!
  Lenin bin wink insɛf na di miro wit gold ɛn dayamɔn freym ɛn ala se:
  - Dis kuk de kuk onli spaysi wan!
  Dulles, we bin de grin wit kɔnfidɛns, bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Bɔt dis na di rayt tin we wi nid!
  Lenin wink bak ɛn grɔmbul:
  - Gi Stalin ɔl wetin i aks. Ɛn prɔmis am di ples fɔ dis arch insignificant Generalissimo Kornilov!
  Dulles bin de ala lawd wan we mek i nɔ yɛri:
  - Dɛn go kil am Vladimir Ilyich!
  Yɛs, fɔ tru, Stalin na di aydɔl fɔ bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn. Ɛn di generalissimo fɔ di ɔda rod.
  DI KURSK ARCH FƐL FƆ TEK PLES
  Na wan intrestin AI we Hitler, we dɛn biliv se na mɛdiɔm, bin sɛns. Dat di Jamani dɛn go win, na di las tɛm i lɛf di ɔfensiv pan di Kursk Bulge. Ɛn dis bin mek di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin de rɛdi fɔ yuz artileri fɔ fɛt na fɔ natin.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin sidɔm na di difensiv. Ɛn dɛn bin gɛt trɛnk na Sisili. Stalin bin stil de wet. Insay Julay, dɛn bin de fɛt bad bad wan na Sisili. Dɛn bin dɔn we dɛn win di Alay dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin lɔs bɔku tin dɛn. Stalin bin stat di ɔfens nɔmɔ pan Ɔgɔst 30. We ɔl di dedlayn dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi dɔn. Ɛn di wan dɛn we bin de sɔpɔt dɛn na Sisili bin lɔs bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn we dɛn kil ɛn kech. Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bigin fɔ fɛt na di say dɛn we dɛn kɔl Oryol ɛn Kharkov. Di fɛt bin bigin fɔ fɛt bad bad wan. Di Jamani dɛn bin fɛt tranga wan ɛn bɔku tɛm dɛn bin sabi fɔ fɛt. Na di sawt, usay Mainstein bin de, ɛn di Jaman sojaman dɛn we bin strɔng pas am, di Rɛd Ami nɔ bin ebul fɔ go bifo atɔl.
  Tins bin bɛtɛ smɔl na di Oryol dairekshɔn. Na de di Jamani pipul dɛn bin wik smɔl, bɔt na di layɔn fɔ difɛns Mɔdel bin de kɔntrol dɛn. Insay difensiv fɛt dɛn, di Panta bin pruv se i sabi fɔ pwɛl tank dɛn fayn fayn wan.
  "Fɛdinand" bak bin tɔn to pɔsin we rili wok. Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin de go bifo kwik kwik wan. Ɔ we Novɛmba dɔn, bikɔs dɛn bin lɔs bɔku mɔni, dɛn tek Ɔriol. So, dɛn bin kɔt di say we bin de kɔmɔt na do.
  Insay di kol sizin, di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt mɔ prɔblɛm... Dɛn bin de krɔs dɛn na di sɛnt, na di sawt, ɛn na di nɔt.
  Bɔt na di sɛnt di fasist dɛn, we bin de ɔganayz dɛn difens wit sɛns, bin ol ɔp. Na di sawt, Mainstein bin ebul fɔ trap di Soviet sojaman dɛn. Ɛn i kin mek bad bad tin apin to am. Insay di nɔt, di Jamani dɛn bin de wach, ɛn di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn nɔ bin du fɔ bil pan di sakrifays we dɛn bin gɛt ɛn pul di blok we dɛn bin de blok Lɛningrad. Di winta fɛt dɛn bin tɔn to miks bag.
  
  IF USA AND BRITAIN GO BI SEPARET DURING WORLD WAR II
  Ɛn so wan inflɔwɛns we nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔp bin kam, ɛn dɛn stɔp di Alay sojaman dɛn pan Janwari 1, 1943. Rommel in kɔp we dɛn bin de bit bin stɔp na di bɔda wit Libya. Ɛn ɔl di bɔm dɛn we dɛn bin de bɔm Nazi Jamani bin stɔp. Di tray fɔ flay go na Lɔndɔn bak nɔ bin wok. Di Jaman plen dɛn nɔ bin krash, bɔt dɛn bin drɛb dɛn bak. Wan mirekul we nɔ bin dɔn ɛva apin bifo bin apin, we na di we aw dɛn bin sheb di wɔl bay di pawa we di tio majik gɛt.
  Bɔt fɔs, dis nɔ bin ɛp di Jamani pipul dɛn bɛtɛ. Stalingrad, ɔ fɔ se di Paulus grup we bin de insay, sɔntɛm, nɔ bin ebul fɔ sev igen. Ɛn di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin gɛt kɔnfidɛns fɔ go bifo. Di ɔfens na Voronezh ɛn ɔda say dɛn bin wok fayn. Klosap lɛk se na rial tɛm, di Rɛd Ami fri Kursk, Belgorod, ɛn Kharkov.
  Bɔt afta dɛn transfa Rommel in sizin divishɔn dɛn frɔm Afrika ɛn dɛn fɔs dɛn we insay rial istri dɛn bin trowe bak na di Aljerian ɛn Tunisia dɛzat dɛn we nɔ gɛt ɛni bɛnifit, i notis se di fambul kɔntra atak we Mainstein bin gɛt bin gɛt trɛnk. Bikɔs signifyant mɔ Jamani sojaman dɛn bin tek pat pan am, mɔ di avieshɔn.
  Ɛn di tati brand nyu "Tayga" dɛn we bin stɔp na di Sahara fɔ natin, tɔn to tin we nɔ impɔtant atɔl.
  Dis na di say we di fɔs impɔtant tin we nɔ gri wit di rial istri bin apin. Mainstein bin stat wan kɔntra atak 4 dez bifo ɛn bikɔs i bin gɛt bɔku mɔ fɔs dɛn, i bin go bifo fast fast. Kharkov bin rikapchɔ nayn dez bifo, Belgorod twɛlv, ɛn pan di muv, ɛn di impɔtant tin, dɛn tek Kursk, we insay rial istri nɔ bin sɔkdɔm to di Fritz.
  Bɔku bɔku Jaman sojaman dɛn bin de insay di wɔ. Di Jamani dɛn bin de yuz transfa rizɔv frɔm Frans, klos to ɔl di tank yunit dɛn we rɛdi fɔ fɛt, ɛn men avieshɔn. Ilɛk wetin pɔsin se, na lɛk af pan di Luftwaffe dɛn bin de ambɔg di Wɛstɛn Frɔnt, so dɛn ad bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn we bin de na di ɛnimi dɛn ays. Ɛn i bin tɔk dis di tɛm we di Jamani dɛn bin de fɛt, we bin tan lɛk sikl strayk.
  Yɛs, ɛn Mainstein insay rial istri bin pas di Soviet jenɛral dɛn, bɔt na ya i gɛt twɛnti divishɔn mɔ grɔn fɔs ɛn, we yu tek tɛm tink bɔt di kɔnsɛntreshɔn fɔ di tin dɛn we i gɛt, i gɛt tri tɛm mɔ plen dɛn. Ɛn di Focke-Wulf nɔ bad atɔl if dɛn yuz am kɔrɛkt wan: di spid ay, di wɛpɔn dɛn pawaful. Wetin impɔtant na di F-190 na mɔ ifɛktiv wit numɛrik supiriɔriti. Bikɔs in pawaful wɛpɔn dɛn de alaw am fɔ shot plen dɔŋ wan tɛm, ɛn i kin rɔnawe bikɔs i de dayv spid.
  Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin sɔfa wan taktik def ɛn kɔmɔt na Kursk, bɔku sojaman ɛn ɔfisa dɛn bin rawnd. Sɔm pat pan dɛn day, ɔda wan dɛn, pan ɔl we dɛn bin kech smɔl pan dɛn, bɔku pan dɛn bin rɔnawe, pan ɔl we dɛn lɔs dɛn ikwipmɛnt.
  Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin gɛt bɔku damej ɛn dɛn bin stɔp dɛn fɔ fɛt. Bɔt di Jaman tank dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ bil pan dɛn sakrifays bikɔs di spring thaw bigin.
  Wan tɛmporari balans fɔ pawa bin kɔmɔt.
  Bɔt, wan nyu pawa kin kam bak na di wɔ: Jepan. Di samurai dɛnsɛf bin gɛt dɛn an dɛn we dɛn nɔ tay. Amɛrika nɔ aksesbul, bɔt i nɔ de atak sɛf. Na tru se Japan in strɔng land ami de put prɛshɔn pan Chaina. Na ya Chiang Kai-shek bin gɛt wan prɔblɛm we bin rili tranga. Either trai fo kam to wan agrimen wit di Japanese, or fait, bot no get sopot wit moni and wepan from USA, Britain and oda kontri dem igen.
  Na tru se di Jamani dɛn bin rili want fɔ opin sɛkɔn frɔnt fɔ mek dɛn go pul sɔm pan di ɛnimi sojaman dɛn kɔmɔt na di ist. Bɔt pan ɔl dat, dɛn bin lɔs bɔku tin dɛn. Stalingrad bin tek bɔku ɛnaji mɔ. Di Soviet sojaman dɛnsɛf bin lɔs bɔku tin, ɛn sɔm pan di sojaman dɛn bin dɔn na di Kharkov ɛn Kursk kɔldɔn.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin de mek wɛpɔn dɛn mɔ ɛn mɔ. Tɛnki fɔ di lɔk fɔ bɔm, di Krauts bin ebul fɔ inkrisayz di prodakshɔn fɔ tank bay wan mɔ impɔtant figa, ɛn bak avieshɔn. Di bɔm we dɛn bin bɔm bin ambɔg di Nazi dɛn pas aw pipul dɛn kin biliv. Pantap dat, insay rial istri, Jamani bin mek di ikwipmɛnt dɛn bɔku mɔ bikɔs dɛn bin de ristrakt di ikɔmi pan wɔ fut ɛn di we aw dɛn bin de yuz slev wok mɔ ɛn mɔ, ɛn nɔto bikɔs dɛn bin de bɔm dɛn wik.
  Fɔ naw, di Jamani dɛn bin de wet ɛn bil nyu tank dɛn, tren kru dɛn, ɛn abop pan di mɔdan tɛknɔlɔji. At di sem taim, di kweshon stil opin: wia fo stat di ofensiv? Di Kursk ledj nɔ bin de igen. Ɛn dis na tin we pɔsin kin no bɔt. Ɛn so di Jamani dɛnsɛf ɛn Hitlɛr bin de shem. Wan aidia bin de fɔ tek Leningrad bay storm. Pan ɔl we insay dis kes i go nid fɔ brok pawaful fɔt dɛn.
  Di Jaman jenɛral dɛn nɔ bin want fɔ go na Stalingrad igen. Bɔt fɔ tɔk tru, di tin we pɔsin kin pik nɔ bɔku. Yu tink se i pɔsibul fɔ atak Mɔsko insɛf? Siriɔs nɔ gri pan di fasist lida dɛn. Mainstein, Guderian ɛn Rommel ivin tɔk wit di sɛns se i bɛtɛ fɔ lɛ dɛn nɔ atak atɔl, bɔt lɛ di Rɔshian dɛn chuk dɛn nos insay ɛn mek dɛn go insay trap.
  Wan ɔda plan bin mek dɛn bigin fɔ fɛt frɔm di Taman Pɛninsula ɛn Rostov-ɔn-Dɔn, di Fritz dɛn bin ebul fɔ difend dis siti we gɛt strɔng wɔl bay we dɛn bin transfa di riinfɔsmɛnt dɛn frɔm di Bolkan grup, ɛn dɛn bin riples di sojaman dɛn we bin de ɔkup dɛn wit di wan dɛn we kɔmɔt na Bulgarian ɛn Itali.
  Di Fuhrer, we bin lɛk ɔpreshɔn dɛn we sojaman dɛn kin brok tru insay kɔnvɛgshɔn dairekshɔn, bin de mɔ ɛn mɔ inklin to dis plan, bɔt i bin slo fɔ impruv am. Speshali, di Panther tank bin tɔn aut fɔ bi kapris ɛn bɔku tɛm i bin de brok, so i bin nid fɔ chenj. Mek adishanal kru trenin. Ɛn di Fuhrer bin want fɔ stamp mɔ "Tigers".
  Stalin bin dɔn taya wit am. Bikɔs i bin de fred se Jepan go opin sɛkɔn frɔnt, we bin dɔn gɛt big big sakrifays dɛn na di sawt pat na Chaina, we in grɔn ami bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi pas sɛvin milyɔn sojaman dɛn ɛn data bɔt di soja pɔtnɛshɛl we de gro na di Tɔd Rayk, insɛf bin ɔda fɔ mek dɛn bigin fɔ fɛt insay di Kursk ɛn Donbass dairekshɔn dɛn. Di we aw Hitler bin de shem ɛn di we aw di Fuhrer bin want fɔ mek divishɔn wit bɔku bɔku Tayga ɛn Panta dɛn bin mek dɛn bigin fɔ tek pat.
  Bɔt di Soviet sojaman dɛn, bikɔs dɛn bin dɔn bigin fɔ fɛt Julay 7, 1943, dɛnsɛf nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ bɛnifit pan trɛnk. 5.56 milyɔn Jamani sojaman dɛn, we na lɛk wan milyɔn tu ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti tawzin sataylayt sojaman dɛn, bin du sɔntin agens 6.6 milyɔn Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn ɛn ɔfisa dɛn. Mussolini, afta di trɛt fɔ atak frɔm di wɛst ɛn sawt nɔ bin de igen, i bin rili inkrisayz di nɔmba fɔ di Itali sojaman dɛn na di ist. Di nɔmba fɔ di Spanish yunit dɛn bak bin bɔku. Salazar bin sɛn wan divishɔn bak we gɛt "volontia dɛn". Di Frɛnch legiɔn dɛn, Romanian dɛn, mɔ aktif wan Ɔngari, Albanian, ɛn fɔrina divishɔn dɛn na di SS frɔm ɔlsay na Yurop bin fɛt bak.
  So, di Soviet ami nɔ bin gɛt di wan dɛn we bɛtɛ pas dɛn pan di nɔmba dɛn, bɔt di difrɛn we aw di kɔlishin bin de, bin mek di ɛnimi sojaman dɛn nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ kwaliti. Di Rɛd Ami gɛt sɔm numɛrik supiriɔriti pan tank ɛn artileri. Bɔt fɔ naw, sɔntɛm, di "Tigers" ɛn "Panthers" nɔ gɛt ɛni ikwal pan faya pawa ɛn klos we di ɛnimi gɛt. Ɛn di T-4 bin gɛt pawa fɔ faya gɔn pas di T-34-76. Bɔt di USSR gɛt rɔket atilari, ɛn di Jamani dɛn, pan ɔl we dɛn dɔn mek gas lansa dɛn mɔ, dɛn nɔ dɔn mek dis fayn fayn wan.
  Na aprɔksimat numɛrik pariti de na avieshɔn. Jaman fɛtman dɛn ME-109 "G", Focke-Wulf strɔng, bɔt, pas Soviet ayrakt dɛn pan gɔn ɛn spid, bɔt dɛn wik smɔl pan manejmɛnt. Bɔt Jamani, alas, gɛt mɔ ɛkspiriɛns ɛn prodaktiv as. Sɔntɛm di Yu-188 bɔm-bɔm bɛtɛ pan flay kwaliti dɛn pas di PE-2 ɛn TU-3. Ɛn di Yu-288 bigin fɔ bigin fɔ wok. Na tru se dɛn jɔs bigin fɔ mek am, lɛk di ME-309.
  Bɔt pan ɔl we i bi, bikɔs dɛn nɔ bin gɛt advantej pan trɛnk, di Rɛd Ami bin bigin fɔ fɛt di ɛnimi dɛn difens dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn pripia bifo tɛm. Ɛn i bin gɛt trangayes we dɛn bin de agens am. Bɔt di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin de tɔk tranga wan fɔ fɛt, ilɛksɛf dɛn lɔs, dɛn bin de go bifo. Pan ɔl we di avɛrej spid we dɛn bin de go bifo bin tɔn to smɔl, wan to tu kilomita fɔ wan de. Di ɛnimi bin snɛp ɛn ebul fɔ dig insay bak. Di spid we nɔ less heroic advance bin kɔntinyu. Bay midul Ɔgɔst, pan ɔl we dɛn bin lɔs bɔku mɔni, di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn bin go bifo te to wan ɔndrɛd kilomita, dɛn bin kam nia Kursk ɛn dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt trangayes fɔ di siti sɛf, ɛn dɛn bin kam nia Bɛlgɔrɔd bak.
  Na Ɔgɔst 19, 1943, Jepan, bikɔs dɛn nɔ bin de shem, i bin opin wan frɔnt na di Fa Is. Bay dis tɛm, bikɔs Chiang Kai-shek in gɔvmɛnt bin dɔn win bɔku tɛm, dɛn bin gri fɔ mek pis we go fayn fɔ di samurai dɛn. Di Japan pipul dɛn bin gɛt kɔntrol pan impɔtant kɔmyunikeshɔn dɛn, ɛn dɛn fri frɔm di nid fɔ fɛt wan tranga gɔli wɔ wit Chaynish sojaman dɛn we nɔ bin ɔganayz fayn, bɔt we bin rili bɔku. Bɔt dɛn bin prɔmis Chiang Kai-shek fɔ sɔpɔt am na di wɔ wit Mao Zedong in Rɛd Ami. Jepan dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt ɔl di we dɛn fɔ fɛt wɔ wit di USSR. Ɛn dɛn disayd nɔ fɔ wet fɔ di ren we kin kam insay di ɔtom ɛn di bad bad kol sizin we kin kam na Sayberia. Wi nɔ fɔ tɔk bɔt di tru tin se Hitler bin deklare wɔ agens Amɛrika bak insay 1941, bɔt di samurai nɔ bin sɔpɔt am. We dɛn opin sɛkɔn frɔnt insay 1942, i bin fɔ dɔn sev di Nazi dɛn frɔm wan bad bad tin we dɛn bin win na Stalingrad.
  Dɛn bin rili de tink se Jepan disayd fɔ du dat. Bɔt we dɛn atak Vladivostok di samurai dɛn bin ebul fɔ sɔprayz wit taktik ɛn dɛn bin mek di Soviet Pasifik Flit bad bad wan.
  We Ɔgɔst dɔn, di Jamani dɛn bin tray fɔ kɔntra atak bay we dɛn yuz bɔku bɔku di las tank dɛn. Bɔt di kɔwnta atak we dɛn bin atak na di sawt bin jɔs ebul fɔ gɛt smɔl sakrifays. Di Soviet kɔmand bin dɔn si bifo tɛm se dis kayn tin go apin ɛn dɛn pul dɛn sojaman dɛn go na di say we dɛn bin de fɔs. Na di kɔmbayn gɔn 31st Ami nɔmɔ bin fɔdɔm insay di kɔldɔn ɛn bɔku pan dɛn bin pwɛl.
  Bɔt di Soviet sojaman dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ du wetin dɛn bin want fɔ du, ɛn dɛn bin lɔs bɔku bɔku tin dɛn, ɛn dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ tek di eria bak. Ɛspɛshali, i pas siks ɛn af tawzin tank dɛn we bin lɔs, we dɛn bin lɔs lɛk et ɔndrɛd Jamani wan dɛn. Insay di tank pak, di nɔmba dɛn bin pas to di Nazi dɛn. Insay Sɛptɛmba, di Jamani dɛn bin ebul fɔ kech di USSR we dɛn bin de mek bɔku bɔku plen dɛn fɔ wan de, ɛn insay Novɛmba, lɛk se dɛn bin de mek motoka dɛn, ɛn dis bin mek di Panta dɛn we dɛn bin de mek go ɔp to 650-700 tank dɛn ɛvri mɔnt. Na ya, di we aw dɛn bin de yuz di tin dɛn we dɛn bin gɛt frɔm di kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn ɔkup, mɔ na Frans, ɛn bak na Bɛljiɔm ɛn Ɔland, usay dɛn bin bigin fɔ tek pipul dɛn fɔ wok fɔ dɛn, bin rili ɛp.
  Di Jamani dɛn, wit sɔm delay, insay Sɛptɛmba bin stat wan ɔfens we dɛn bin dɔn plan fɔ lɔng tɛm frɔm Rostov-on-Don ɛn di Taman Pɛninsula. Ɛn dɛn bin rɔn go mit di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn difens dɛn we bin trangayes. Ɛn Jepan bin bigin fɔ fɛt Mɔngolia, ɛn dɛn bin kech Ulaanbaatar ɛn Primorye. Bɔt dɛn nɔ dɔn go bifo bɛtɛ de.
  Dis bin mek di big big rizɔv dɛn chenj ɛn afta wan ɛn af mɔnt we dɛn bin de fɛt bad bad wan, di Jamani grup dɛn bin jɔyn an. Bɔt di tin dɛn we di Fritz dɛn lɔs bak bin rili impɔtant, ɛn dɛn bin fos dɛn fɔ stɔp. Bɔt dis taktik sakrifays bin mek Turkey kam insay di wɔ ɛn opin wan tɔd frɔnt na Transkɔkasia.
  Naw wi bin gɛt fɔ fɛt bak na dis say bak.
  Bay winta, di frɔnt layn na di Fa Is go stebul. Di Japan pipul dɛn bin go bifo na di Primorye rijɔn frɔm fifti to wan ɔndrɛd ɛn twɛnti kilomita, dɛn bin kech pas af pan Mɔngolia wit Ulaanbaatar, bɔt dɛn ɔfens bin stɔp. Di Turks bin kam nia Yerevan ɛn atak Batumi, dɛn bin ebul fɔ tek tu-tɛd pan di las siti. Di Jaman dɛnsɛf nɔ go go bifo tumɔs insay di fɔl. Ɛn dɛn nɔ dɔn tek di tin we dɛn dɔn du yet.
  Di wɔ bin kam fɔ bi pozishɔnal mɔ ɛn mɔ ɛn i bin tek lɔng tɛm. To taya, ɛn to teknɔlɔji supiriɔriti. Insay 1943, di USSR bin mek di plen dɛn we dɛn bin de mek bɔku wan ɛn af tɛm, frɔm 25 tawzin to 37 tawzin. Nazi Jamani frɔm pas 15 tawzin to 32 tawzin, we pas tu tɛm. Insay di las mɔnt dɛn insay di ia, di Jamani dɛn bin mek di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn prodakshɔn rizɔlt dɛn mach pan plen dɛn. Ɛn insay tank ɛn sɛlf-prɔpul gɔn dɛn bak - wit kwalitatif supiriɔriti. Bɔt di USSR nid bak fɔ fɛt Jepan. Apat frɔm dat, dɛn de mek bɔku plen ɛn tank dɛn na Itali ɛn ɔda sataylayt kɔntri dɛn na di Tɔd Rayk. Ivin if nɔto tumɔs. Plɛs, di Jamani dɛn, tek advantej pan di absɛns ɔf wɔ, bigin fɔ pul ɛn saplae ɔyl frɔm Libya fɔ dɛn nid.
  So smɔl smɔl di ɛnaji we nɔ bin de na di Third Reich bin wik. Apat frɔm dat, di Afrikan Frɛnch prɔpati dɛn bin prɔmis fɔ bi gud sɔs fɔ raw matirial.
  So dat di Nazi dɛn go ebul fɔ saplae dɛnsɛf fayn fayn wan. Fɔ ansa dis, di rɛd disayna dɛn bin pripia nyu kayn tank dɛn fɔ Stalin wit 85 mm ɛn 122 mm gɔn dɛn. Di Jaman dɛn bin slo fɔ wok pan Panta 2 smɔl. I nɔ izi fɔ gɛt tank we gɛt pawaful wɛpɔn dɛn, strɔng wɛpɔn dɛn, ɛn we nɔ go ebul fɔ muv. Ɛn di "Royal Tiger" bin tɔn to tu ebi we i gɛt 68 tan. Na di mɔdanizashɔn fɔ di Panta nɔmɔ bin prɔmis fɔ bi rili saksesful. Ɛn i tan lɛk se di T-4 tank dɔn taya di tin dɛn we i ebul fɔ du. Smɔl smɔl, frɔm 1944, di we aw dɛn bin de mek dis mashin bin bigin fɔ go dɔŋ. Fɔ stɔp kpatakpata insay Epril.
  Di Soviet kɔmand bin bigin fɔ fɛt bɔku tɛm insay di kol sizin. Ɛn di Taman Pɛninsula, ɛn na di sɛnt, ɛn na di Leningrad dairekshɔn, ɛn nia Kursk. Bɔt dɛn nɔ bin gɛt ɛni impɔtant sakrifays ɛnisay. Di ɛnimi dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn we gɛt pawa pas ɔlman na tank ɛn plen. Na onli fred fɔ di wɛda bin fos di Fritz fɔ fala difensiv taktik.
  Wan bad tin bin apin bak bikɔs di nɔmba fɔ pipul dɛn we bin de rɔnawe ɛn di wan dɛn we bin de tɔn dɛn bak pan di gɔvmɛnt bin de bɔku, ɛn bak di we aw di Jamani dɛn bin de mek ay ay ay plen dɛn, we bin de wok mɔ fɔ mek pipul dɛn no bɔt dɛn frɔm di ɛj.
  Apat frɔm dat, di Soviet kɔmand bin aproch di prɔses fɔ kɔnsɛntret di sojaman dɛn sɔm kayn we we nɔ kɔrɛkt. Na patikyula, di taktik sɛf fɔ stat di nɛks ɔpreshɔn na difrɛn eria ivin bifo dɛn dɔn di wan we bin dɔn de bifo bin mek sɛns we dɛn gi di nɔmba we pas ɔl. Lɛk insay di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ, we dɛn pul di Jamani dɛn apat. Bɔt if di ɛnimi dɛn bɔku pas yu, dis bin mek i nɔ izi fɔ mek yu gɛt di pawa we yu gɛt pas di wan dɛn we de na wan patikyula eria.
  If Stalin bin ebul fɔ mek pipul dɛn bɛtɛ pas ɔda pipul dɛn na wan sɛpret sɛkshɔn na di frɔnt pan lɛk tri to wan rishɔ, dat min se sɔntɛm dɛn bin fɔ dɔn gɛt taktik sakrifays.
  Ɛn so na wan sɛktɔ ɔfɛnsif de, na ɔda sɛktɔ dɛn de pripia, bɔt in rialiti i izi fɔ di Jamani ɛn dɛn padi dɛn fɔ ripɛl. Pantap dat, di Fritz dɛn bin dɔn gɛt ay ay ay plen dɛn we de spid fɔ si pipul dɛn we gɛt fayn fayn optik, we bin de mek dɛn ebul fɔ trak aw di sojaman dɛn de muv. Ɛn insay di kol sizin, i nɔ kin izi fɔ mek pɔsin kɔba, ɛn nɛt nɔto fɔ mɛn sik, so di Jaman intɛlijɛns ɔfisa dɛn bin gɛt tin dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ si fayn fayn wan na nɛt.
  Di "Royal Tiger" as wan plan brek-bruk tank bin delay insay siriɔs prodakshɔn ɛn i nɔ bin rili saksesful. "Panther" -2, we Hitler bin ɔda fɔ mek dɛn riinfɔs am wit klos fɔ mek di IS-2 nɔ go ebul fɔ pas, ɛn fɔ instɔl injin we gɛt 900 ɔspawɛl, bin we 51 tan, ivin we dɛn tek tɛm tink bɔt di instɔleshɔn fɔ wan alɔy kes, we sev 800 kilogram . Bɔt i bin kam pɔsibul fɔ mek di sayd klos strɔng te i rich 82 milimita pan rɛshɔnal angle. Dis bin mek di Jaman tank nɔ bin de vulnerable frɔm di sayd dɛn lɛk di fɔs mɔdel dɛn. Bɔt bak, "Panther"-2 ɛn "Lion"-2 insay wan mɔ advans layout skim stil de jɔs insay di prɔses fɔ divɛlɔp.
  Bɔt insay di kol sizin, di Jamani dɛn bin tek kɔntrol ɔl di tin dɛn we Frɛnch dɛn bin gɛt na Afrika, ɛn wan pan dɛn na di Nayja Lup. Ɛn ɔyl, gas ɛn bɔksayt de, ɛn ivin bɔku bɔku yuraniɔm dɛn de, mɔ na Kongo. Dɛn bin kech De Gaulle - if di padi dɛn nɔ bin ɛp am, i nɔ bin gɛt wan valyu, ɛn Skɔrɛl bin de wok klin ɛn skilful wan.
  So, bay Me 1944, bɔku pan di prɔblɛm dɛn we bin de wit ɔyl bin dɔn sɔlv. Ɔl di sapɔt dɛn bin dɔn de kɔmɔt na Libya, ɛn ɔl wetin bin lɛf na fɔ drɔ mɔ ɛn mɔ wɛl dɛn.
  Bɔt insay Me, di Jamani dɛn nɔ bin rɛdi yet fɔ atak. Apat frɔm di Tayga, we dɛn bin dɔn mek am trade, dɛn nɔ bin gɛt siriɔs tank we de mek dɛn ebul fɔ du sɔntin. Na tru se di "Tiger" bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de na mas prodakshɔn ɛn, tank to di ay kwaliti fɔ di klos ɛn di tik we di sayd dɛn tik, ɛn bak di gɔn we de faya kwik kwik wan, we kɔrɛkt, i bin ebul fɔ ple di rol fɔ, if nɔto wan ideal , bɔt mɔ ɔ smɔl tank we dɛn kin telɛ, we kin brok di tɔn-ɔf we di USSR sojaman dɛn bin de tɔn.
  Di Jaman kɔmand, afta sɔm prɔblɛm dɛn, dɛn bin kam bak to di plan we dɛn bin dɔn mek insay 1942 trade. Na fɔ lanch wan ɔfens na di flanks. Tek Leningrad insay wan dabl ring ɛn brok tru to Stalingrad. Pantap dat, afta we di Wehrmacht bin lɛf di Rzhev-Vyazemsky salient, wan fayn brij ed fɔ atak Mɔsko bin lɔs. So i rili fa frɔm di kapital.
  Di Nazi dɛn plan bak nɔto di bɛst, bɔt... Dɛn bin gɛt di fɔs palɛmint ilɛkshɔn na Swidan, usay di Nazi dɛn bin win wan impɔtant win. Wan kɔntri we gɛt et milyɔn pipul dɛn ɛn we gɛt divɛlɔp ikɔmi bin rɛdi fɔ go fɛt wɔ agens di USSR. Di pɔsin we pipul dɛn bin lɛk pas ɔl na Chals di Twɛlv. Di pipul dɛn na Swidan bin rili want fɔ pe bak fɔ di tin dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn win ɛn shem we dɛn bin dɔn win di wɔ dɛn we Pita di Gret ɛn Alɛgzanda di Fɔs bin lɔs. So, ɔl Yurop bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi fɛt di USSR. Pantap dat, Franco ɛn Salazar bin disayd fɔ go insay di wɔ ɔfishal wan fɔ mek dɛn go tek dɛn pat pan di tin dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn tif. Na Swizaland nɔmɔ nɔ bin put an pan fɔmal wan, bɔt i bin sɛn wan grup bak we bin de wok fɔ di gɔvmɛnt.
  Di nɔmba dɛn we pas ɔl bin de na di say we di Nazi kɔlishin bin de. Apat frɔm dat, bay di midul pat na Me 1944, di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn gɛt lɛk wan tawzin ME-262 jet plen dɛn we bin de wok. Di motoka insɛf rili gɛt sakrifays, bɔt i gɛt injin dɛn we nɔ dɔn. Bɔt smɔl smɔl di injin dɛn bin de impɔtant, dɛn bin de gɛt mɔ pawa, dɛn bin de abop pan dɛn ɛn di fiul we dɛn bin de yuz bin de go dɔŋ.
  Di fɛt-fɛt bigin na di sawt. Di Fritz dɛn bin tray fɔ ripit di plan we di OKW bin mek fɔ Opareshɔn Blau insay Janwari 1942, bɔt afta dat, Hitlɛr bin chenj am bay wilful. We yu de atak Stalingrad frɔm di sawt ɛn di nɔt, along di say dɛn we de kam togɛda. Bɔt fɔs, di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt fɔ brok tru to di Dɔn. Di fasist Tigers bin go pan di atak, bɔt dɛn bin de fes wan strɔng difensiv layn. Di advans we di Krauts bin de go bifo bin tɔn to slo, dɛn bin bog dɔŋ na di difens insay dip dip di Soviet sojaman dɛn. Afta i dɔn kɔba 35-40 kilomita nɔmɔ na di dairekshɔn fɔ Voronezh insay di fɔs tɛn dez.
  Dɔn, insay tu wiks we dɛn bin de fɛt tranga wan, di Nazi dɛn bin go bifo fɔ tɛn kilomita nɔmɔ ɛn bikɔs dɛn bin lɔs bɔku mɔni, dɛn bin fos dɛn fɔ stɔp.
  Di ɔfens na di sawt bin divɛlɔp mɔ sakrifays. Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn nɔ bɔku de, ɛn i nɔ izi fɔ difend dɛn. Bɔku bɔku "Panthers", "Tigers", "Ferdinands" (dis sɛlf-propɛl gɔn tɔn aut fɔ bi mɔ ɔlsay bikɔs dɛn nɔ bin gɛt stratejik bɔm!) ɛn di fɔs mɔdel dɛn fɔ di "Jagdtiger" ɛn di spɛshal ifɛktiv "Sturmtiger". Di Jamani dɛn bin ebul fɔ brok di fɔs layn dɛn fɔ difens ɛn gɛt ples fɔ wok.
  Na da sem tɛm de, di Jepan sojaman dɛnsɛf bin go fɛt. Di samurai dɛn bin inkrisayz di saiz fɔ dɛn tank flet ɛn dɛn nyu midul-weyt motoka dɛn bin prɛktikal nɔ bin bɛtɛ pan gɔn ɛn drayv pefɔmɛns pas di T-34-76, ɛn dɛn bin ivin bɛtɛ pan frɔntal klos, pan ɔl we dɛn nɔ bin bɛtɛ pan protɛkshɔn frɔm di sayd dɛn.
  Jepan bin de bifo fɔ fɛt na Mɔngolia, usay i bin at fɔ mek dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt. Di Soviet kɔmand nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ rizɔv, ɛn dɛn bin de fɛt bak pan ɔl di tri say dɛn. Ɛn di pipul dɛn we bin lɔs di wokman dɛn we dɛn bin de fɛt di winta insay di kol sizin bin bɔku.
  Di Jaman dɛn we bin de fɛt Tikhvin, ɛn di Finland ɛn Swidan pipul dɛn we kɔmɔt na di Wait Si Kanal, dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ tɔn dɛn bak. Di Nazi dɛn bin de go bifo smɔl smɔl, bɔt i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ go bifo. Insay midul Jun, na di sawt, Mainstein in sojaman dɛn bin brok insay Stalingrad. Di sɛkɔn fɛt na Stalingrad bin bigin. Ɛn bay di biginin fɔ Julay, afta we Tikhvin ɛn Volkhov fɔdɔm, di Fin, Swidan ɛn Jamani pipul dɛn bin jɔyn an - dɛn mek wan sɛkɔn ring rawnd di siti we nem Lɛnin.
  So, wan tin we bin rili at fɔ di Soviet sojaman dɛn.
  Bɔt Stalingrad nɔ bin giv-ɔp to Mainstein. Ɛn dis bin mek di Jamani dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ fɛt ɔda say dɛn. Na di sawt, lɛk insay 1942, dɛn jɔs rich na di Tɛrik Get: dɛn bin stɔp nia Grozni ɛn Ɔdzhonikidze. Ebi ebi fɛt bin kɔntinyu na di Voronezh dairekshɔn. Bay Sɛptɛmba, dɛn bin fos di Soviet sojaman dɛn fɔ tɔn bak pas di Dɔn. Na wan ironi fɔ fate se bay di ɛnd ɔf Ɔktoba di frɔnt layn na di sawt bin ripit 1942 di tɛm we di Nazi dɛn bin de go bifo pas ɔl.
  I bin wɔs pas ɔl na di nɔt, usay Lɛningrad bin si insɛf na wan tɔtal siej. Apat frɔm dat, di Jamani, Fin ɛn Swidan bin ebul fɔ kɔt di difɛns dɛm fɔ di Rɛd Ami na di Karelian Pɛninsula, ɛn kɔt Murmansk bay land frɔm di men pat na di USSR.
  Na lɛk fɔti Soviet divishɔn dɛn bin de fa frɔm ɔda pipul dɛn. Bɔt dɛn nɔmba nɔ bin de fa frɔm di nɔmal. Swidan bin fild lɛk twɛnti fayv divishɔn dɛn we bin gɛt ɔl wetin dɛn nid. Tugɛda wit di Finland ɛn Jamani sojaman dɛn we bin gɛt sɛns, dɛn bin gɛt wan nɔmba we pas ɔlman. Ɛn i rili at fɔ transfa di rizɔv to di Karelian Pɛninsula.
  In jɔnal, di Rɛd Ami nɔ bin ebul fɔ gɛt di riinfɔsmɛnt dɛn we dɛn nid, so di Japan pipul dɛn tɔn to strɔng we dɛn nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt, dɛn nɔmba, togɛda wit pɔpet sojaman dɛn, pas fayv milyɔn, ɛn dis na rili ful-ful sɛkɔn frɔnt. So ɔl wetin wi bin gɛt fɔ du na fɔ fɛt bak agens di Jamani dɛn ɛn di wan dɛn we bin de sɔpɔt dɛn.
  Smɔl smɔl, dɛn bin ridyus di say we di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn bin de kɔntrol na Karelia, ɛn dɛn bin blok Mɔmansk kpatakpata ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn dɔnawe wit am. So di ɛnimi dɛn bin de kɔntrol di si, so natin nɔ bin de fɔ mek dɛn gɛt tin fɔ it.
  Ɔs, insay Novɛmba 1944, di USSR nɔ bin gɛt di rizɔv fɔ ripit di chenj we bin apin insay 1942. Klosap ɔltin bin spɛn fɔ mek di Kɔkas nɔ lɔs. Apat frɔm dat, di Jamani dɛn bin du di atak Stalingrad mɔ prɔfɛshɔnal wan, ɛn dɛn bin gɛt fɔ transfa di rizɔv dɛn de ɔltɛm, lɛk se dɛn de go insay di krata na Tatar. Stalin bin tɛl dɛn fɔ ol di siti na di Vɔlga pan ɔl we dɛn nɔ go pe fɔ am. Bɔt we wi tink bɔt di pawa we ɛnimi plen dɛn bin gɛt na di ays, di prayz bin tɔn to ay pasmak.
  Pantap dat, Mainstein nɔ bin tan lɛk Pɔlɔs, i nɔ bin de rɔsh ɛn i bin de kia fɔ di sojaman dɛn. As a rizulyt, di ratio of loss no bin favour di Red Army.
  Hitler bin mek Maynstein kwik kwik wan, bɔt di kɔni fil mashɛl bin no aw fɔ rɔnawe ɛn bia we dɛn de prɛs am.
  Wan pan di kayn wɛpɔn dɛn we bin gɛt pawa pas ɔl na di Sturmtigers. Dɛn bin gɛt bɔku pawaful bɔm lanch dɛn we bin de lans projɛktayl dɛn we we tri ɔndrɛd ɛn twɛnti kilogram. Pantap dat, di shel dɛn gɛt rɔket ɛn dɛn gɛt pawa pas awitza shel dɛn. Yu kin kɔl dɛn fayn ansa to di Katyusha, pan ɔl we na trak dɛn. Apat frɔm dat, dɛn bin put sɔm bɔm lanch dɛn bak na trak dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ faya lɔng.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin de yuz gas lanch dɛn bak. Ɛn fɔ tru, jet bɔm dɛn.
  Insay Disɛmba, di Japan pipul dɛn bin tek lɛk ɔl di kɔntri dɛn na Mɔngolia ɛn dɛn bin kam nia Vladivostok, ɛn dɛn bin tek sɔm pat pan Primorye ɛn Khabarovsk. Bɔt Jɛnɛral Frɔst bin fos dɛn fɔ stɔp.
  We di Rɛd Ami tek advantej pan dis, dɛn ɔganayz sɔm kɔntra atak dɛn pan di Jaman flank dɛn we bin tray fɔ kech wetin bin lɛf na Stalingrad. Wetin, ivin wan smɔl pat na di siti bin de na di biginin fɔ 1945. Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin ebul fɔ du sɔm tin dɛn insay 1944, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin ivin ebul fɔ win di Kɔkas ɛn gɛt Baku ɔyl. Na tru se fɔ dɛn yon nid, dɛn stil gɛt inof frɔm Romɛnia, Ɔŋgaria, Libya, Kamɛrun ɛn Nayjiria.
  Dɛn bin stil de rawnd Leningrad. Dɛn bin mek big big rizɔv fɔ it ɛn amunishɔn bifo tɛm, so dat di siti go ebul fɔ liv dis winta, ɛn kɔntinyu fɔ pin dɔŋ di impɔtant fɔs dɛn we di Wehrmacht ɛn in padi dɛn bin gɛt.
  Di Soviet lidaship bin ebul bak fɔ mek stratejik rizɔv fɔ raw matirial dɛn na di siti we nem Lɛnin fɔ mek wɛpɔn dɛn. So so fa dis nɔ gi di fasist dɛn tumɔs.
  Bɔt dɛn bin blok Murmansk kpatakpata. Fɔ di tɛn transpɔt dɛn we bin de go na di siti, di Kraut famili bin dɔn nayn.
  Insay Janwari, di Soviet kɔmand bin tray fɔ tɛst di trɛnk we di Jamani dɛn we bin de na di sɛnt gɛt. Bɔt i nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ win di difens we bin rili pawaful ɛn we bin dɔn go bifo pan tɛknɔlɔji. Di maksimal advans na bin fayv ɔ siks, if i fayn, i nɔ bin pas et kilomita. Ɛn di lɔs we di Soviet divishɔn dɛn bin lɔs bin rili impɔtant. Na bɔku pat dɛn i kin rich af pan di kɔmpozishɔn.
  Bɔt pat pan di Jamani sojaman dɛn bin distɛkt, we mek dɛn ebul fɔ ol Stalingrad... Insay Mach, di Jamani dɛnsɛf bin bigin fɔ fɛt na di Tɛrik Get. Dɛn bin ebul fɔ brok di layn fɔ di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn difens ɛn rawnd Grozny ɛn Ɔdzhonikidze, bɔt di Fritz dɛn bin stɔp na di layn fɔ Vedeno, Shali ɛn fa fawe tru di siti dɛn.
  Di siti we nem Grozni insɛf bin kɔntinyu fɔ kam nia di siti ɔlsay te Me. Insay Me, Stalingrad bin dɔn fɔdɔm. Klosap no ruins nɔ de na di siti ɛn di eria dɛn we de nia de, ɛn di tank faktri.
  Di Jamani kɔlishin sɛf bin de dɔn wit stim, bɔt di Fuhrer bin want fɔ win. Insay Janwari, dɛn bin du di fɔs tɛst dɛn we dɛn bin du fɔ tɛst di disk we bin wok fayn, ɛn i bin spid we go rich tu sawnd spid ɛn i bin ay te i rich 18 kilomita. Insay Me, di diskɛt bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi rich 4 sawnd spid ɛn i bin jomp to ayt we na 30 kilomita.
  Bɔt di nyu mashin, pan ɔl di strɔng ɛn ivin spɛshal we aw i bin de flay, i bin tɔn to pɔsin we smɔl faya kin kech ɛn i bin dia. I nɔ tu te, dɛn sɔlv di prɔblɛm we bin de wit di plen bay we dɛn bin lans wan laminar plɔg, bɔt dis bin mek dɛn yuz bɔku fiul ɛn i bin mek di plen nɔ spɛn bɔku tɛm fɔ flay. Ɛn di disk plen insɛf, insay in laminar "kot," nɔ bin ebul fɔ faya fayn fayn wan.
  Bɔt di tɛm we dɛn bin de yuz "flying saucers" bin dɔn bigin. Apat frɔm dat, di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt wan strɔng trɔmp kad: nyu jɛnɛreshɔn tank dɛn we gɛt di "E" klas. Dɛn bin difrɛn wit wan wet we fiba di "Royal Tiger" ɛn "Panther", wan layout we bin dense ɛn advans pasmak, wan lɔw silhouette ɛn tik armor.
  Insay mas prodakshɔn ɛn na di fɛt-fɛt ples, di Panther-2 ɛn Tiger-2, ɛn afta dat di Tiger-3, bin du fayn. Di las motoka, we gɛt mɔ dense layout ɛn smɔl tɔrɛt, bin gɛt strɔng klos ɛn injin we gɛt 1080 ɔspaw. "Mouse" nɔ ɛva kech pan. Bɔt di "Panther" modifyeshɔn, "F," bin du fayn.
  Bikɔs dɛn nɔ bin gɛt alɔy ɛlimɛnt dɛn, di Sɔviɛt tank dɛn nɔ bin gɛt bɔku ay kwaliti wɛpɔn dɛn, ɛn te naw di "Panther" bin ebul fɔ bia wit in wok fayn fayn wan ivin wit 75-mm kanɔn. Ɛn di 120 mm sloping frontal armor bin protɛkt agens di 85 mm Soviet T-34-85 gɔn kwik kwik wan. Bɔt, sɔntɛm, di Soviet sɛlf-prɔpul gɔn SU-100 tɔn aut fɔ bi wan fayn ɛnimi to di Panther"s ɛnhanced armour. Di T-4 bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi kɔmɔt na di prodakshɔn. Ɛn pan di tank dɛn we dɛn bin de mek, di Panta bin tɔn to di wan we layt pas ɔl.
  Di fɔs advans tank we i kam pan in layout na di siriɔs tank "Lion". Dɛn bin muf di tɔrɛt fɔ dis tank bak, ɛn di transmishɔn, injin ɛn giabɔks bin de na wan yunit na di frɔnt. As a rizulyt, di silhouette of di motoka bin low, en di armour wit pawaful 105 mm kanon bin kompare to di "Royal Tiger", en di front of di turret bin ivin mo pawaful.
  We di Layɔn muf di tɔrɛt bak, dat bin mek di Layɔn gɛt di bɛnifit bak se we i de muf na di fɔrɛst, di mɔt fɔ in gɔn we gɛt lɔng barɛl nɔ bin de tay pan tik dɛn lɛk aw i de.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin tray ɔda plan dɛn bak, ɛn dɛn bin de bɔm di Soviet pozishɔn dɛn bak wit strɔng plen dɛn.
  Jepan bin tray bak fɔ go bifo ɛn leta dɛn kɔt Vladivostok frɔm di men land.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin tray fɔ brok go na Mɔsko insay Jun ɛn Julay. Bɔt di Soviet layn fɔ difens bin tɔn to rili strɔng, ɛn di Nazi dɛn bin lɔs bɔku bɔku tin dɛn. Ivin di Lev tank nɔ rili adekwayt insay di ɔfɛnsif, mɔ bikɔs ɔf insufishɛnt sayd kɔva.
  Di Soviet kɔmand bin de yuz di 100 mm gɔn kaliba mɔ ɛn mɔ. I klia se di USSR nɔ gɛt di tin dɛn fɔ win ɛnimi tank dɛn wit di sem tank dɛn, bɔt dɛn kin yuz anti-tank atilari bɔku bɔku wan.
  Di E-100 we bin de insay di ɔrijinal mɔdel bin tɔn to tu ebi we i gɛt 140 tan, ɛn di sayd klos bin 120 milimita (fɔrɛst 240 milimita!), ivin we i de angle. Dis nɔ bin du fɔ am igen. Nɔ fɔ tɔk bɔt di tru tin se di Maus dɛn nɔ gɛt op fɔ biɛn pan dɛn layout.
  In rialiti, di Layɔn tank ɛn di gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf - E-10, E-25 na bin advans Jamani motoka dɛn, usay dɛn bin jɔyn di say we di injin, transmishɔn ɛn giabɔks de. Bɔt di Jamani dɛn bin de mek bɔku tin dɛn we bin de biɛn. Fɔ ɛgzampul, "Panthers", "Tigers", "Jagdtigers", "Jagdpanthers" wit rada lɔng silhouettes we de biɛn pan divɛlɔpmɛnt.
  "E"-70 nɔ bin rili wok bak. Di motoka bin gɛt pawaful 128-mm kanɔn ɛn advans layout, bɔt bikɔs dɛn bin want fɔ mek dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ gɛt kɔmbat lod we at le 80 rawnd ɛn nɔ go pas 70 tan, in armɔ protɛkshɔn tɔn aut fɔ kɔmpia to di "Royal." Tiger" - model 1944 ɛn nɔ adekwayt fɔ wan brek-bruk. "Tiger"-3 na ivin bɛtɛ protɛkt. Bɔt na di E-70, dɛn bin ebul fɔ tɛst wan injin we gɛt tɔbochaja we gɛt pawa we na 1200 ɔspawɛl, ɛn dis bin mek di tank ebul fɔ spid 60 kilomita pan awa na di aywe.
  Ɛni we aw i bi, di Jaman tank dɛn bin lɔs bɔku tin dɛn, jɔs lɛk aw di sojaman dɛn we bin de waka na fut bin lɔs. Ɔl tu di fɔrin divishɔn dɛn ɛn di sataylayt dɛn na di Tɔd Rayk bin lɔs bɔku tin.
  Bay mid-Ɔgɔst, di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn go bifo fɔ 40-50 kilomita nɔmɔ na di sɛnta ɛn dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ gɛt opareshɔn spɛs. Ɛn di tin dɛn we dɛn lɔs bin tɔn to bɔku bɔku tin dɛn. Insay Sɛptɛmba, di Nazi dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt nyu wan na di sawt... Insay wan ɛn af mɔnt we dɛn bin de fɛt bad bad wan, di ɛnimi dɛn bin brok tru go na di Kaspian Si, ɛn dɛn bin kɔt di Kɔkas bay land.
  Bɔt di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn kɔmand bin ebul fɔ mek tin dɛn fɔ it bay si, pan ɔl we dɛn bin pwɛl bɔku tin dɛn. Insay Novɛmba, di Fritz, we dɛn bin tray tranga wan ɛn we bin pwɛl bad bad wan, bin rich na di Vɔlga dɛlta. Insay Disɛmba di frɔnt layn bin stebul. Di gap bitwin di frɔnt dɛn na di Kɔkas ɛn di men say we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin de, bin de gro. Apat frɔm dat, di Japan pipul dɛn bin ebul fɔ kɔt Vladivostok, ɛn dis bin mek di Soviet siti bin kam nia.
  Pan ɔl we dɛn bin blok Murmansk, i bin ebul fɔ kɔntinyu fɔ du am te to Disɛmba 1945. Bɔt i stil fɔdɔm...
  Insay 1946, dɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt... Di pozishɔn we di Sɔviɛt ami grup bin gɛt na di Kɔkas bin rili at. Na land de kɔt dɛn, ɛn trɛtin de fɔ di las lɔs fɔ Baku.
  Stalin bin fil bad bad wan ɛn in bɔdi bin taya. Faya faya fɛt bin apin na di say we Tikhvin bin de go. Dɛn bin tray fɔ sev di Lɛningrad we bin de rawnd. Insay di siti sɛf, dɛn bin lɛf di tin dɛn fɔ it fɔ lɛs siks mɔnt ɛn dɛn bin de kɔt di kad dɛn fɔ it bak.
  Fɔs, di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn bin brok di fɔs layn, bɔt afta dat di ɛnimi dɛn, we gɛt bɔku bɔku tank dɛn, bin ebul fɔ kɔntra atak ɛn ivin kɔt sɔm pan di Soviet sojaman dɛn. Fɛbwari bin pas wit bad bad fɛt dɛn na di nɔt ɛn di sawt, usay di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn sojaman dɛn bin tɛst di ɛnimi dɛn ɛn tray fɔ tek Stalingrad bak. Ɛn di las wan bin gɛt sɔm pat pan di sakrifays dɛn. Sɔviɛt tank dɛn bin bɔs insay di siti, bɔt i sɔri fɔ no se dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ drɛb di Nazi dɛn kɔmɔt de.
  Bɔt di tɔd wɔ na Stalingrad bin bigin. Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bak bin gɛt bɔku bɔku sakrifays dɛn nia Voronezh. Bɔt ivin de, di Fritz, we bin de yuz bɔku bɔku tank yunit dɛn ɛn di teknɔlɔji we dɛn bin gɛt, bin ebul fɔ mek di tin apin bak. Insay Mach, ɛlikopta ɛn diskɛt dɛn we tan lɛk disk bin bigin fɔ tek pat pan big big fɛt-fɛt. Di Jamani dɛn bin mek bɔku impɔtant tin dɛn fɔ mek di sosa dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ flay ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ atak di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn pozishɔn wit mishɔl. Bɔt insay prɔsis, di disk plen nɔ bin liv akɔdin to wetin dɛn bin de op fɔ as mirekul wɛpɔn.
  Jɔs lɛk aw di von Braun balistik mishɔl bin tɔn to tu dia ɛn i nɔ bin akkurayt fɔ in aktif yus insay fɛt fɔ jɔstify insɛf.
  Bɔt di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt jet bɔm dɛn we nɔ gɛt tel we ebul fɔ kɛr tɛn tan kago ɛn flay distans we go rich 16 tawzin kilomita (!).
  Bɔt i sɔri fɔ no se di Soviet jet avieshɔn bin stil de biɛn, ɛn di ɛnimi dɛn bin de kɔntrol di ays klos to ɔl. Ɛni we, plen dɛn we dɛn de yuz prɔpala, insay prinsipul, nɔ go ebul fɔ pas jet ayrakt dɛn pan di kwaliti dɛn we dɛn kin flay. Ɛn wi yon divɛlɔpmɛnt dɛn bin tu let. Ɛn di chenj frɔm plen dɛn we dɛn de yuz prɔpala fɔ drayv to jet plen dɛn kin mek pɔsin fil pen tumɔs.
  Ɛn dɛn nid fɔ tren di payɔnia dɛn bak, dɛn nid fɔ mek di say dɛn we dɛn de flay go ɔp, ɛn dɛn nid fɔ pripia wan spɛshal kayn fiul. Wɛl, dɛn stil de tɛst ɛn dibɔg di injin dɛnsɛf!
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin si se Stalingrad bin de ambɔg dɛn... I bin wɔndaful fɔ no se di Tɔd Rayk ɛn di wan ol kɔlishin bin de dɔn wit dɛn stim, ɛn di Rɛd Ami bin tan lɛk Fɛniks bɔd. Epril ɛn Me ɔl tu bin pas insay bad bad fɛt nia Stalingrad. Ɛn ivin insay Jun, di Rɛd Ami bin stil de tray fɔ go bifo, ɛn dɛn bin de pin di ɛnimi dɛn dɔŋ. Bɔt insay Julay, pan ɔl we di ples bin wam, di Nazi dɛn bin stil de muf along di si we de nia di Kaspian Si fɔ go na Baku. Di prɔgrɛs bin rili slo. Na avrej 1.5 kilomita fɔ wan de. Dagestan snap bak... Soviet sojaman dɛn krɔs di Fritz ɛn dɛn padi dɛn insay ɔl di azimuth dɛn.
  Dɛn bin bit di ɛnimi dɛn na di sɛnt ɛn na di nɔt. Dɛn nɔ bin alaw dɛn fɔ kam nia Akɛnjɛlsk... Bɔt insay Sɛptɛmba di we aw Jamani dɛn bin de go bifo na di Kɔkas bin go bifo kwik kwik wan. Di fɔs dɛn we di Kɔkashian grup bin gɛt bin dɔn rili dɔn, ɛn wan si we gɛt tɛn transpɔt dɛn bin kam insay kɔndishɔn dɛn we ɛnimi dɛn bin gɛt pawa pas ɔlman na di ays na di ays we pas tu ɔ tri. We Ɔktoba dɔn, pan ɔl dat, di fasist dɛn bin go insay Azaybayjan. Ɛn insay Novɛmba dɛn bin go bifo na Baku. Ɛn we Disɛmba bigin, di Kraut dɛn bin jɔyn wit di Turks dɛn na Jɔjia...
  Ivin bifo Mach, fɛt-fɛt bin de na di Kɔkas, ɛn bɔku tɛm na Yerevan bin de te to Jun 1947.
  Ɔl di winta di Rɛd Ami bin de tray fɔ go bifo ɛn nɔ taya. Dɛn bin bit di kɔlishin bad bad wan. Pan ɔl we di Japan pipul dɛn bin dɔn tek Vladivostok insay Epril, dis bin jɔs alaw di USSR fɔ gɛt strɔng fut fɔ krɔs di Amur.
  Pan ɔl we di Rɛd Ami nɔ bin gɛt sakrifays we pɔsin kin si wit in atak dɛn insay di winta ɛn insay Mach, i bin tich di kɔlishin fayn lɛsin. Insay di Jamani sataylayt kɔntri dɛn, di tin bin de wɔs mɔ ɛn mɔ. Di pipul dɛn nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ tin fɔ du ɛn di tin dɛn we dɛn bin lɔs bin bɔku. Di lod we bin de pan di ikɔnomi bin de kam fɔ bi tin we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ bia atɔl. Ivin sakses na di frɔnt bin de mek di Yuropian man we bin de na di strit gladi smɔl smɔl. Di want fɔ gɛt pis bin de strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Bɔt Hitlɛr bin tray tranga wan fɔ dɔn di USSR. Pan ɔl we di kɔlkyulɛshɔn se di Rɛd Ami go lɔs in kɔmbat ɛfɛktiv afta dɛn lɔs Baku nɔ bin kam tru. Insay 1946, di USSR bin mek bɔku bɔku wɛpɔn dɛn: na lɛk 60 tawzin plen dɛn ɛn 40 tawzin tank dɛn ɛn gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf, 250 tawzin gɔn dɛn ɛn mɔta dɛn. Yɛs, di Soviet avieshɔn na di men wan we dɛn kɔl Yak-9 fɛt plen, we na di IL-2 atak plen, we dɛn stil de mek. Yak-3 ɛn LA-7 bin prodyuz insay smɔl kwantiti. Stil in prodakshɔn na PE-2 ɛn TU-3. Yɛs, dɛn kin tek avieshɔn as sɔntin we nɔ de igen agens ɛnimi jet monsta dɛn, bɔt nɔto so. Lɛk di T-34-85, IS-3 ɛn SU-100, di ɔda motoka dɛn de insay smɔl smɔl.
  Ɛn insay 1947, di T-54 bigin fɔ bigin fɔ wok, we fɔ dɔn mek di kwaliti we Jamani teknɔlɔji gɛt bɛtɛ bɛtɛ wan dɔn. Na tru se di T-54 we bin we 36 tan, nɔ bin ebul fɔ strɔng pas ɔl di ɛnimi tank dɛn, bɔt i bin izi fɔ mek i ebul fɔ kɔmpit wit di Panthers ɛn Tigers.
  Di men Jaman tank na di E-50, we dɛn kɔl Layɔn-3. Di motoka tan lɛk di Layɔn, bɔt i gɛt mɔ pawaful injin we gɛt 1200 ɔspawɛl ɛn tik tik klos. We i we 75 tan, di tik we di sayd klos fɔ di Jamani tank tik to 140 mm, ɛn di fɔnt bin 240 mm wit 105 mm gɔn ɛn wan barɛl lɔng we na 100 el. Di nyu Jaman motoka fɔ bi di men wan. I bɛtɛ pas di Soviet wan pan wɛpɔn dɛn ɛn wɛpɔn dɛn, bɔt i ebi pas tu tɛm.
  Bɔt di T-54 jɔs bigin fɔ mek dɛn.
  Bɔt di sɔmma insay 1947 bin rili wam pas dat. Di Jamani pipul dɛn de tray fɔ atak Mɔsko bak. Dɛn kin brok tru bak to Saratov. Di fɛt kin drɛg te to let ɔtom. Di Fritz stil ebul fɔ tek Saratov. Bɔt na di eria na Mɔsko, dɛn bin ebul fɔ go bifo pas siksti to sɛvinti kilomita. Rzhev ɛn Vyazma ɔl tu, pan ɔl we di las wan bin dɔn af-af rawnd, dɛn bin stil de wit di USSR.
  Dɛn nɔ dɔn win Mɔsko, ɛn di Nazi dɛn ɛn dɛn kruk kɔlishin gɛt fɔ fes di winta na di trench dɛn. Dis tɛm, di Soviet kɔmand de sev pipul dɛn ɛn dɛn de gɛda trɛnk. Na mɔtalman, di T-54 tank. Ɛn pan Disɛmba 31, 1947, dɛn bin tɛst di MIG-15 fayn fayn wan, ɛn dis fɔ mek di Jamani dɛn nɔ gɛt wanwɔd pan jet plen dɛn we de na di ays.
  Na tru se insay Fɛbwari 1948, Lɛningrad bin fɔdɔm afta we dɛn bin dɔn sidɔm rawnd am fɔ lɔng tɛm. Wan rili ebi blow to di prestij fɔ di Soviet pawa.
  Di pozishɔn we di USSR bin gɛt insay Me 1948 nɔ bin gɛt op igen. Di Jamani dɛn ɛn dɛn kɔlishin de kɔntrol di Kɔkas, dɔn di Vɔlga to Saratɔv, ɛn Tambov wit Vɔronɛz. Dɔn na di ist pat na Ɔrɛl, i dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i rich nia Tula, dɔn na Vyazma ɛn nia Rzhev insɛf, te go na Akɛnjɛlsk.
  Wɛl, wetin ɔda tin dɛn kin du we dis kayn tin apin? Plɛs, di Japan pipul dɛn de kɔntrol ɔl di Primorye along di Amur Riva ɛn dɛn kech dɛn wangren padi: Mɔngolia.
  Ɛn insay di sɛvin ia we di wɔ bin de, land dɛn bin lɔs usay at le af pan di pipul dɛn na di USSR bin de pan bifo dɛn tek di kɔntri, ɛn sɔntɛm mɔ. Insay di sɛvin ia we di wɔ bin de, di Rɛd Ami bin lɔs at le twɛnti milyɔn sojaman ɛn ɔfisa dɛn we dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ gɛt bak. Nɔ kɔnt di wan dɛn we wund ɔ kripul. Nɔ kɔnt di big big lɔs dɛn we dɛn dɔn lɔs frɔm bɔku bɔku bɔm, shel ɛn angri.
  Ivin if wi tek tɛm tink bɔt di famili dɛn we dɛn bin pul kɔmɔt na di say we dɛn de, Stalin nɔ bin gɛt pas wan ɔndrɛd milyɔn pipul dɛn we lɛf ɔnda in kɔntrol, sɔntɛm i nɔ bin gɛt dat. Pan dɛn pipul ya, dɛn kin kɔl ɛni fayv pan dɛn fɔ go fɛt wɔ. Na lɛk twɛnti milyɔn difrɛn sojaman dɛn. Dɛn bin alaw pikin dɛn frɔm we dɛn ol fayv ia, pipul dɛn we gɛt penshɔn, ɛn pipul dɛn we gɛt disabled na di fɔs ɛn sɛkɔn grup fɔ yuz di mashin dɛn.
  Di kɔntri rili mobiliz. Di prodakshɔn fɔ wɛpɔn dɛn insay 1947 bin go dɔŋ smɔl... So i tu ali fɔ mek di kɔntri we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin de dɔn!
  Stalin insɛf, pan ɔl we i bi, nɔ bin tink so. Ɛn Hitler bin want bak fɔ put di swɛt pan Rɔshia - fɔ gɛt ɔltin wan tɛm! So no kɔmprɔmis nɔ bin de atɔl.
  Insay di sɔmma, di Jamani dɛn bin bigin fɔ atak Mɔsko nyu wan. Dɛn bin stil op se dɛn go ebul fɔ brok di kapital siti ɛn dɔn di USSR. Frɔm di Rɛd Ami, pas tri milyɔn sojaman dɛn ɛn sojaman dɛn bin kɔba Mɔsko. Dɛn bin gɛt twɛlv tawzin tank dɛn ɛn gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf. Na tru se na lɛk fayv ɔndrɛd T-54 dɛn nɔmɔ de, mɔ di T-34-85 ɛn SU-100 dɛn we dɛn fɛt. Di IS-3 bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi stɔp bay dis tɛm. Na smɔl IS-4 tank dɛn nɔmɔ dɛn bin prodyuz bikɔs ɔf di tɛknɔlɔjik unreliability fɔ dis mastodon. Dɛn bin mek siks IS-7 tank dɛn, bɔt dis motoka nɔ bin go insay mas prodakshɔn. Pan ɔl we, sɔntɛm na fɔ natin. I bin ebul fɔ go insay di 240 mm armor fɔ di 75 tan Lev-3 wit in 130 mm kanɔn. Na tru se di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt wan tank we bin dɔn go bifo pas ɔl, we na di Royal Lion, we bin we 100 tan wit injin we gɛt 1800 ɔspawɛl, ɛn wan 128 mm wit gɔn we gɛt rili lɔng barɛl we bin de spid fɔ 1260 mita pan sɛkɔn.
  Bɔt sɔm we dɛn, Stalin nɔ bin gɛt intres pan ebi ebi ikwipmɛnt, ɛn i bin lɛk: i bɛtɛ fɔ mek dɛn smɔl, bɔt i bin de fa.
  Bɔt di 4 wɔri pipul dɛn: Zoya, Viktoria, Ɛlɛna, Nadezhda nɔ bin tink so. Ɛn dɛn jɔs gɛt di IS-7 tank ɔnda dɛn kɔntrol. Pantap dat, ɛn na nɔmba sɛvin. So di 4 pipul dɛn mek dis motoka wit dɛn yon spɛns. Di gyal pikin dɛn bin fɛn gold bar dɛn na Sayberia ɛn dɛn gi dɛn to di Ministri fɔ Difɛns fɔnd. Ɛn naw dɛnsɛf bin want fɔ shot frɔm dis wɔndaful mashin.
  Ɛn di impɔtant de we na Jun 22, 1948 bin jɔs de kam nia. Hitler in sojaman dɛn bin jɔs de bifo di pipul dɛn, dɛn bin de tray fɔ pas ɛn rawnd di Soviet siti we nem Rzhev.
  Ɛn di 4 gyal pikin dɛn fɔ di Rɔshian demiurge gɔd dɛn, lɛk ɔltɛm, bin disayd fɔ intavyu na wan impɔtant tɛm fɔ Rɔshia! Dɛn kin sev dɛn Mama Land - Rus' - ɔltɛm na di rayt tɛm ɛn ples!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn nɔ gɛt fut, na tru.
  Fo gyal pikin dem fo wan tank na big tin. Di insay nɔ de smɛl petrol ɔ man swet we nɔ fayn, bɔt na dia dia ɛn di sem tɛm natura l sɛnt. Nays gyal pikin dɛm, lɛk aw dɛn kin du, we wɛr bikini, wit bɛlt rawnd dɛn hip - we dɛn kin ayd sɔd ɛn bɔ we dɛn kin fold. Di tank insɛf big, bɔt i gɛt wan lɔw tɔrɛt. Wan wok we rili saksesful, we de spak wit biuti ɛn dizayn. Na wan tawa nɔmɔ we gɛt kɔmpleks shep, we difrɛn pan tik ɛn in klos we dɛn bɛn ɔnda prɛshɔn. Dat min se, di tank bin tɔn to tu dia ɛn i at fɔ mek. So gyal pikin dɛn fɔ tek tɛm wit am mɔ.
  Di gɔn gɛt kaliba we na 130 milimita ɛn di fɔs projɛktayl spid we na 900 mita pan sɛkɔn. Bifo dis tɛm, dɛn bin de yuz dis kaliba pan kruz - wan nevl gɔn we dɛn kin chenj fɔ faya pan grɔn target. Di projɛktayl ebi, i lɛk tati kilogram. Ɛn bɔku tɛm, da kayn tank de nid sɛkɔn loda. Bɔt fɔ tru, di gyal pikin dɛn kin de togɛda fayn fayn wan if i nɔ de.
  Dɛn rili, nɔto jɔs fayn, bɔt dɛn strɔng. Di tank insɛf rili kramp, bikɔs dɛn dɔn mek di amunishɔn lod go ɔp to bɔku bɔku shel dɛn. Bɔt di gyal pikin dɛn jɔs de rɔb dɛn an fɔ wet fɔ wetin go bigin jisnɔ.
  I rili tan lɛk se di san de kɔmɔt oba di planɛt. Ɛn wit am, bɔku bɔku ɛnimi tank dɛn de ala. Di Nazi dɛn bin abop pan di tin dɛn we Yurop we dɛn bin dɔn win, Dɔnbas, di Kɔkasɔs ɛn bɔku ɔda kɔntri dɛn gɛt, we inklud fɔ yuz Afrikan slev dɛn ɛn di wok we pipul dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn put na jel fɔ wɔ bin de du, ɛn dɛn kin mek tu ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti tank dɛn ɛn gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf ɛvride. Insay dɛn ikwipmɛnt, wan big big animal lɛk "Sturmmaus" wit 600-mm kaliba rɔket lansa, ɛn wan smɔl rikonaysmɛnt amfibi tank "Laska" we we 10 tan. Na wan E-150 de bak we dɛn kɔl "Mammoth". Di motoka tan lɛk di "Royal Lion" insay in dizayn, i flat, bɔt i gɛt ivin kol, mɔ pawaful 150 mm kanɔn, ɛn i gɛt lɔng barɛl bak. Ɛn di klos we dɛn kin wɛr kin tik pasmak. Dɛn dɔn stɔp fɔ yuz "Panthers", bɔt dɛn stil de si dɛn na di ami. "Tiger"-4 wit 88-mm kanɔn stil de insay savis, bɔt i yunifayd bak wit di "Lion". Na di Tayga in gɔn nɔmɔ smɔl pan kaliba, we mek am pɔsibul, bay we dɛn ridyus di saiz fɔ di tank, fɔ gɛt motoka we fiba di klos ɛn amɔn kapasiti, bɔt fayvtin tan layt. Bikɔs ɔf dis, di "Tiger" -4, wit wet we na 60 tan ɛn injin we gɛt 1200 ɔspaw, gɛt rili gud drayvin pefɔmɛns, bɛtɛ pas di wan we di "Lion" gɛt - 3. Di "Mammoth" tank, wit wet we gɛt 150 tan ɛn injin we gɛt 1800 ɔspawɛl, na lɛk aw i ikwal to di Soviet IS-3 we i de drayv, ɛn i de spid 40 kilomita pan awa na di aywe. Di Mamɔt in fɔrɛst gɛt frɔntal klos we gɛt 350 milimita, ɛn wan sayd we gɛt 250...
  Ɛn na di "Mammoths" dɛn de go bifo. Tipik Jaman taktik na "wedge" ɔ "pig". Ɛn pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ ɛp bɔt i gri se wan gren de we gɛt sɛns pan dis. Ivin 203 mm Soviet fil gɔn nɔ go ebul fɔ go insay di sloping frɔntal klos we di Mamɔt gɛt wit in ɔrijinal tɔrɛt shep we nɔ gɛt tɔp ɔ ruf. Ɛn di Mamɔt pas di trɛnk we plen we de atak pɔsin kin gɛt. Di prodakshɔn fɔ di MIG-15 jɔs bigin fɔ tek ɔf, ɛn Jamani avieshɔn stil de dominate ya.
  Dis dɔn mek Oleg Rybachenko sɔprayz ɔltɛm: aw gyal pikin dɛn kin ebul fɔ fɛn dɛnsɛf na bɔku yunivas dɛn wan tɛm? Bɔt if yu tink se biɛn dɛn, di Ɔlmayti Pawa we di Mama ɛn Papa, di Famili, gɛt, dat min se natin nɔ de we go mek yu sɔprayz pan dis! Afta ɔl, di Jɛnɛreshɔn na Wan pan Difrɛns. Ɛn di difrɛns we di Ɔlmayti Rɔshian Gɔd we mek di Famili gɛt, na wan pɔsin we rili big de sho. Di nɔmba fɔ di Yunivas dɛn we I mek bak nɔ go ebul fɔ kɔnt. Ɛn di nɔmba fɔ di Papa in bɔy pikin ɛn gyal pikin dɛn rili impɔtant. Bɛlɔbɔg ɛn Chɛnɔbɔg na di tu fɔs Pikin dɛn, ɛn dɛn nɔ bɔn dɛn, bɔt dɛn go de sote go. I ivin at fɔ ɔndastand aw sɔntin lɛk dis pɔsibul insay prinsipul... Di eternal female fourth hypostasis of Lada. So, di 4 hypostases dɛm fɔ di Famili ɛn di Mama ɛn Papa de sote go ɛn dɛn dɔn de ɔltɛm. Ɛn di ɔda wan dɛn bɔn ɛn di sem tɛm, insay wan patikyula minin fɔ di wɔd, dɛnsɛf go de sote go. Ɛn if di ay ay demiurge Gɔd dɛn na di Famili in Pikin ɛn Gɛt dɛn, dat min se pipul dɛn na In granpikin dɛn, ɛn ɛnibɔdi kin kɛr insay insɛf bak di Divayn Patikul fɔ di Ɔlmayti Mama ɛn Papa.
  Bikɔs ɔf dis, di savant ɛn an savant dɛn na di Ɔlmayti, Ɔlsay, Ɛtanɛshɔnal, Ɔltin Sab Famili ebul fɔ de na bɔku difrɛn ples dɛn wan tɛm.
  Bɔt naw dɛn de luk "Mammoths" wit grin. Di klos we di IS-7 tank gɛt nɔ de ambɔg di we aw pɔsin kin si am atɔl. Gud motoka, bɔt i gɛt wan ɔda prɔblɛm: i kin izi fɔ yuz if projɛktayl nak di bɔt bitwin di hul ɛn di tɔrɛt. If na so i bi, dɛn tin ya kin apin: rikochet nɔ de, bikɔs gap de bitwin di hul ɛn di tɔrɛt, ɛn di motoka kin gɛt prɔblɛm fɔ bɔn.
  Viktoria aim di kanɔn, ɛn Zoy deliv wan shel. Elena bin stɔp di tank fɔ naw. I nɔ hot insay yet, di San jɔs de kɔmɔt, bɔt wetin go apin da tɛm de. Bɔt aw di gyal pikin dɛn fayn, we dɛn de luk dɛn bɔdi, i at fɔ lɛ yu nɔ stɔp fɔ admaya dɛn.
  Viktoria lɛk fɔ faya frɔm fa faya. Fɔs luk, "Mammoth" na mammoth. I nɔ gɛt wikɛd say ɔ gap na di frɔnt klos. Dɛn mek am di kayn we we di fɔs pat pan di motoka na rial ayɛn wit dabul rɛshɔnal slɔp pan di klos, ɛn ɛnimi anti-tank difens nɔ go ebul fɔ go insay am.
  Ɔ fɔ tɔk mɔ, di ship in bɔw bin tɔn ɔpsayd dɔŋ wit shap angle.
  Bɔt Viktoria nɔto fɔ natin di gyal pikin ɛn savant fɔ Chɛnɔbɔg insɛf - di Gɔd fɔ Wɔ ɛn Iv! I no gud gud wan usay ɛn aw fɔ strayk. Di Faya Wɔriɔ bin rɛst in il dɛn na di stɛl ed, ɛn sɛn in fɔs projɛktayl bay we i prɛs in nos pan di triga.
  Di projɛktayl bin flay kɔmɔt sloslo, at ɔl di we aw di wɔri gyal dɛn bin de si am. Zoya bin flik in aylash dɛn. I gɛt dɛn lush, blak, ɛn lɔng. I jɔs blink, ɛn di Jamani "Mammoth" nɔ bin gɛt sadul. In frɔnt klos bin krak, ɛn di nɛks tin we i bin du na fɔ bɔn di kɔmbat kit. Ɛn di tank bin bɔm, sote in tɔrɛt bin kɔmɔt na in fut. Ɛn afta dat di bɛlɛ opin ɛn faya spak ɛn bɔku bɔku mɔtalman bɔdi dɛn fɔdɔm frɔm am.
  Viktɔria smak in lush lip dɛn ɛn chirp:
  - A nɔ lɛk ɛmti ɛntrɛ! Mi fɔs muv, ɛn nɔto mi las muv!
  Nadezhda insɛf bin faya di sɛkɔn shel, sɛvin kilomita bin stil de to di ɛnimi ɛn i bin de ala:
  - Na de wi bit di ɛnimi insay Rɔshian! Dat min se, yu nɔ gɛt sɔri-at!
  Nays gyal pikin dɛn, ɛn di wan dɛn we wi de si nɔ gɛt sɔri-at. Bɔt yu tink se i pɔsibul fɔ sev ɛnimi we tranga ɛn we de ful pipul dɛn lɛk di Nazi dɛn?
  Na ya di layn de bɔm, ɛn Mamɔt slɛj hama de krɔs am lɛk eg shel. Wetin di kɔmanda fɔ dis tank, we nem Haupmann Lieferdorf, bin de du?
  Jɔs tu dez dɔn pas, insɛf bin aks di gyal intɛlijɛns ɔfisa ɛn liaison we dɛn kapchɔ. Fɔs, dɛn bin de bit di pikin bad bad wan. Di patisin gyal ɛn intɛlijɛns ɔfisa Lara nɔ bin no natin. Dɛn bin mek i gɛt sɛns bay we i tɔn kol wata frɔm di wɛl. Afta dat di Nazi dɛn layt faya ɛn put di titi in leg dɛn, we bin rɔf bikɔs i bin de waka barefut fɔ lɔng tɛm, pan di rɛd kol dɛn. I bin rili fayn ɛn i bin rili bad. Di titi jomp ɛn fɔdɔm wit pen we i nɔ ebul fɔ bia. Lara bin mek kray wata flɔ insay tri wata, we bin de flɔ miks wit blɔd dɔŋ in pikin in chɛk we bin dɔn bɔn. Di tayga go kray we i luk dis. Bɔt di Lifadɔf we nɔ bin gɛt sɔri-at bin jɔs want fɔ no bɔt di pati dɛn ɛn di Soviet yunit dɛn. Ɛn di Nazi dɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ mek di payɔnia gyal sɔfa. Dɛn bit mi na mi bak we nɔ gɛt natin wit waya waya ɛn brok mi fut finga dɛn. Ɛn bikɔs dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ du natin, dɛn bin sɛn dɛn biɛn to di wan dɛn we sabi du di wok we rili lɛk fɔ du am. Ɛn afta dis, wi go ebul fɔ tek S. S. Haupmann Lieferdorf as pɔsin we fit fɔ mek mɔtalman sɔri fɔ am?
  Ɛni we aw i bi, di wɔri gyal dɛn bin no us dɔti dɔti dɔti dɛn de kil. εn di tכd projεktayl nכ bin infεriכr in akכda pas di fכs tu - i hit di masiv mastodon "Mammoth" εksaktli na di mכst vulnerable pכynt.
  Sɔm Jaman tank dɛn we gɛt dis klas, we na di E-150, bin gɛt awitza ɛn 450 mm rɔket lansa dɛn. Assault modifyeshɔn fɔ di brek-bruk tank!
  Naw, pan ɔl we dɛn nɔ gɛt chans fɔ aim kɔrɛkt wan, wan pan di Mamɔt dɛn de faya shot to di say dɛn we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn sojaman dɛn de. Ɛn wan prɔjɛktɛl we we af tan, we dɛn mek wit tin dɛn we dɛn miks wit bɔm, de ala.
  I bin de tɛnda fayv ɔndrɛd mita bifo frɔm di tank we di renja gyal dɛn bin sidɔm insay. Pan ɔl we di big big ɔnda-shut, i bin jɔk wit so pawa dat i shek di Soviet motoka. Ɛn di T-34-85 we bin dɔn ol, we bin de nia di say we di bɔm bin bɔn, bin tɔn ova ɛn ivin twist tu-tri tɛm na di ays.
  Viktɔria bin wispa tru in nos, bɔt i bin tɔn to lawd we de mek pɔsin yɛri ɛn ala se:
  - Eh! Wɛl, di bɔm lansa hit!
  Elena, we bin de gi wan ɔda prɔjɛktɛl wit trɛnk, bin tɔk se:
  - I go mɔs bi se i go kol pas wi "Andryusha"!
  Insted fo ansa, Victoria aim di gun, tek aim fo di assault modification of di Mammoth. Fɔ tru, wetin i fɔ tɔk bɔt? Bifo yu na ɛnimi we dɛn fɔ dɔnawe wit. Mek di pawa we di Ɔlmayti Chɛnɔbɔg gɛt ɛp am fɔ du dis. Na tru se bɔku pipul dɛn de sɔfa wit bad tin, ɛn di tɛst dɛn we di Demiurge Gɔd dɛn de sɔfa we dɛn de put mɔtalman ɔnda, na, wi nɔ gɛt wan dawt, na kruk. Ɛspɛshali we di Mɔngol-Tatar yok kam na Rus": di prayz fɔ tɔn bak pan di fɔs Rɔshian Gɔd dɛn.
  Bɔt na jɔs insay dɛn tɛst dɛn ya, dɛn kin mek di wɔman dɛn sol. Ɛn if wi go bak to di wɔship we wi bin de wɔship trade, dat min se bɔku pan di prɔblɛm dɛn we mɔtalman gɛt we nɔ izi fɔ wi, go sɔlv.
  Bɔt naw di prɔjɛktɛl we di dɛbul we gɛt faya sɛn de sɔlv wan lokal prɔblɛm wit ɔl in at.
  Di big big Mamɔt we tan lɛk ayɛn, dɛn kin bit am rayt na in mɔt na in wayd gɔn. Ivin di triki kap nɔ de ɛp am bɛtɛ. Fɔ tɔk mɔ, Viktɔria bin kech jɔs di tɛm we i bigin fɔ opin in at. Ɛn aw di mastodon go bɔm. Di amunishɔn bin bɔn: ɛn wan bad bad bɔm bin brok di E-150 asɔlt mɔdel. I bin tan lɛk se wan bɔtul we ful-ɔp wit ɛl jini dɛn dɔn bɔs. Wan tu duzin Jaman sojaman dɛn tɔn aut fɔ tɔn ɛn kɔt dɛn bɔdi bikɔs ɔf di blast wef we pas tru di tsunami... Di gift we dɛn bin gɛt frɔm Viktoria bin tan lɛk gift we de kil, ɛn nɔto jɔs lɛk dat, bɔt i bin rili tan lɛk!
  Warrior Victoria smack in ful lip wit relish ɛn chirp:
  - Ta-ta-ta-ta! Fayn! Dɛn bin slam di pusi wit gladi at!
  Zoya put di projɛktayl bak insay di brich. Di dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia faya, ɛn di nɛks shot pul di nyu "Mammoth" wit wɔndaful ifɛkt. Ɛn dis bin fit bak insay di asɔlt mɔdel... Dɛn bin de notis di lɔs dɛn bitwin di tank dɛn we ebi pas ɔl.
  Bɔt wan gɔn de we ivin big pas dat we i kin yuz insɛf: di Sturmmaus we gɛt 600 mm rɔket lansa. I we 250 tan ɛn i gɛt tu injin dɛn we gɛt 1800 ɔspawɛl ɛvri wan. Na ya di Sturmmaus opin faya frɔm fa... Sɔm kayn we Viktoria mis dis shot, sɔntɛm i bin de kɔnt fɔ tek dis fat pis fɔ snek.
  In jenɛral, fɔ di Jamani dɛn we de atak: tank dɛn na di men batri ram. Bikɔs di sojaman dɛn we de waka nɔ go atak di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn, pawaful fɔtifikeshɔn dɛn bin de lɛk ɛjhɔg wit mashin gɔn ɛn kanɔn dɛn. Tank dɛn kin muf fɔs, dɔn dɛn kin muv pipul dɛn we gɛt wɛpɔn fɔ kɛr pipul dɛn.
  So "Sturmmaus" na di mastodon we rili bad ɛn pawaful pas ɔl di ɔda wan dɛn we dɔn brok. I wɛpɔn nɔ smɔl pas di Dɔra in pawa fɔ pwɛl, di motoka de muv na trak dɛn.
  Wan projɛktayl we we tu tan bin bɔm biɛn di IS-7. Dis tɛm di damej we dɛn bin du to di Soviet motoka dɛn bin rili bad. Tu-tri tank dɛn bin pwɛl, ɛn i bin rich fifti tank dɛn we bin pwɛl bad bad wan.
  Di IS-7 bin shek bak bad bad wan. Nadezhda bin ivin gɛt bɔks we gɛt shel dɛn na in ed, ɛn Viktoria bin nak in fɔɛd na di brich fɔ wan 130 mm kanɔn. Zoya ɛn Elena ɔl tu bin wund. Ɛn di tank insɛf kɔmɔt ɛn drayv go bifo smɔl.
  Di dɛbul we gɛt faya bin ala wit wamat se:
  - Damn Fuhrer we yu de du! Mek yu day!
  Sɔntin bin de we wi fɔ fil bad bɔt. Wan rili pawaful projɛktayl frɔm rɔket lansa dɛn. Sɔntɛm i kin ivin denja pas bɔm we gɛt da wet de ɔ wan ɔndrɛd gift dɛn we dɛn kin gi frɔm awitza. Pantap dat, sɔm fulish pipul dɛn bin dɔn put di Soviet tank dɛn tu tayt. Bɔt wi nid fɔ skata am. Bikɔs di ɛnimi kin mek yu fred wit balistik mishɔl, ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na fɔ kɔba pozishɔn frɔm di ɛj.
  Bɔt i fayn fɔ no se di kanɔn nɔ bin lɔs in ebul fɔ faya. Ɛlɛna ɛn Zoya bin kis di gɔn in brich wan tɛm, ɛn dɛn bin lod wan shɔɛl insay. Ɛn Viktɔria bin ivin shot wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin jɔs fɔ mek i shɔ.
  Di Annihilation Present bin flay insay wan ay ak. Di barɛl fɔ di bɔm lansa bin kɔk ɛn di kap bin opin smɔl. Bikɔs di Jamani dɛn bin tink se i nɔ go pɔsibul fɔ nak di wayd pat pan di barɛl. Bɔt, di dɛbul we gɛt faya bin si ɔltin bifo tɛm ɛn fil am. I las shel bin hit wan bɔm we dɛn jɔs plant....
  Ɛn naw siksti tan kɔmbat kit bin bɔm wan tɛm. Ɛn dɛn bin blo tu ɔ tri ɔndrɛd Jamani tank dɛn ɛn pwɛl dɛn wantɛm wantɛm, ɛn bɔku ɔndrɛd pipul dɛn bin pwɛl. Bɔt nɔto jɔs dis nɔmɔ di damej we dɛn bin gɛt. Wan ɔda Sturmmaus ɛn fayv Sturmtigers bin bɔn frɔm di shɔk, ɛn dis bin mek di damej we dɛn bin gɛt bɔku bɔku wan. Wetin mek di nyu tank dɛn bɔn...
  Viktɔria bin de flash in tit dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn purr wit satisfay:
  - Aw i bin tɔn aut fayn fayn wan! Ɛn dɛn kayn man dɛn de stil de na di wɔl - jɔs lɛk aw dɛn si uman, dɛn kin ful wantɛm wantɛm!
  Nadezhda bin tɔk fayn fayn wan se:
  - We di big Perun bin incarnate, i bin de uman bak. Di sem Ilya Muromets: in bɔy pikin we nɔ rayt!
  Zoya bin kɔnfɔm wan sem kayn ɛdyukeshɔn program:
  - Dat na fɔ shɔ! Pantap dat, Ilya bin spɛn tati tri ia na Olimp, ɛn i nɔ bin sidɔm na di stov atɔl!
  Elena bin de purr wit myuzik:
  - Emelya sidon pan di stov... I don tek wan wik!
  Ɛn wan tɛm bak Viktɔria faya... Sɔntin stil de we spɛshal, we gɛt lɔv insay ɛvri fɛt. Ɛspɛshali we yu de fɛt wɔ wit dɛn kayn monsta dɛn de. Fɔ ɛgzampul, Oberstunbannführer Klaus, sa. Insay di kol sizin, i bin de ple wan kruk gem. Di Nazi dɛn bin pik di pikin dɛn we fayn pas ɔl na di vilej dɛn ɛn briŋ dɛn kam na di smɔl os. Pantap dat, di man dɛn nɔto bin patisipan dɛn ɛn dɛn nɔ bin de fɛt ɔnda grɔn. I nɔ bin de pul infɔmeshɔn frɔm dɛn ɔ mek dɛn sɔfa.
  Dɛn jɔs chenj wit nyu payɔnia yunifom ɛn drayv go na di kol ples we dɛn nɔ wɛr fut. Dɔn dɛn fos dɛn fɔ rɔn na di sno we de rɔn, dɛn il dɛn bin de shayn skarlet bikɔs di kol bin de, ɛn dɛn mek di dɔg dɛn fala dɛn fut we dɛn nɔ gɛt natin.
  Na bin kruk, we nɔ gɛt sɛns fɔ fɛn animal. So di fasist dɛn bin de ɛnjɔy dɛnsɛf smɔl ɛn satisfay dɛn sadist instincts. Nɔn pan di bɔy pikin ɛn gyal pikin dɛn nɔ bin sev. Di wan dɛn we di dɔg dɛn nɔ bin kɔt kɔt dɛn, di Nazi dɛn we bin rili lɛk dɛn bin de hang dɛn na dɛn os dɛn ɛn ros dɛn layf layf wan na di tik. Wetin dɛn bin de tink we di bɔy ɛn gyal pikin dɛn bin kɔba wit blista ɛn dɛn bin de ala as di faya bin de bɔn dɛn? Wetin bin de na dɛn big big animal dɛn at? Yu tink se nɔbɔdi nɔ bin mɛmba dɛn yon famili, dɛn pikin dɛn? Also blond, ɛn tin frɔm rationing...
  Bɔt if di Kraut dɛn dɔn lɔs dɛn mɔtalman apia ɛn dɛn de biev dis we: dɛn wɔs pas barbarian dɛn, dɛn dɔn sink to di lɛvɛl we pipul dɛn de it, den lɛ dɛn ɛnd pas kruk!
  Viktoria, we bin si di shado sayd fɔ tin ɛn fil dɛn kayn bad bad tin dɛn de wit in skin ɛn at, nɔ bin fɔgiv.
  Bikɔs insay di we aw i want fɔ pɔnish di pɔsin we sin: Chɛnɔbɔg nɔ gɛt sɔri-at ɛn i gɛt ay pozishɔn. Ɛn di Gret Mama ɛn Papa, ɛn Bɛlɔbɔg, ɛn Chɛnɔbɔg, ɛn Lada de fɛt fɔ mek dɛn du wetin rayt. Bɔt if Lada ɛn Bɛlɔbɔg de yuz mɔ fɔ du gud ɛn fɔ lɛk pɔsin, dat min se di we aw Chɛnɔbɔg de du tin kin at pasmak, bɔt i kin wok mɔ. Bɔt, ɔl, i nɔ izi fɔ win bad wit gud, ɛn i nɔ izi fɔ win bad!
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn kin lɔs bɔku bɔku tin dɛn bikɔs ɔf di faya we bin bɔn na Viktoria. Ɛn as ɛnimi tank dɛn de kam nia, dɛn de lɔs mɔ ɛn mɔ. E-25... Wan pan di gɔn dɛn we de wok fɔ dɛnsɛf, wit tu pipul dɛn we de wok fɔ am, ɛn 88-mm kanɔn. Di ayt we di motoka gɛt na 1.4 mita nɔmɔ, ɛn i fayn fɔ pwɛl di tank dɛn. Sɔntɛm, na tru se in gɔn nɔ pawaful fɔ di T-54, bɔt i pas di klos we di T-34-85 gɛt. Ɛn di las tank stil na di wan we pipul dɛn lɛk pas ɔl.
  Di E-25s de trai to brok in klos renj, bot Victoria de on alert. Bɔt smɔl smɔl di IS-7 in shel dɛnsɛf de dɔn. Na tru se di Jamani dɛnsɛf de dɔn wit stim. Di IS-7 in fɔɛd bin hit bɔku tɛm wit shel frɔm di "Tiger"-4 ɛn "Lev"-3... Di Soviet mashin pas di tɛst wit ɔna, bɔt wan strɔng ring bin de insay. Di las shel dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi lanch...
  Ɛn frɔm ɔp a dɔn ɔlrɛdi atak di fasist jet atak plen dɛn. Elena tɔn di motoka rawnd ɛn muf go fa frɔm di ɛnimi mishɔl dɛn we nɔ de gayd am. Nɔ, i nɔ go mek dɛn bit in tank frɔm di ays. Di Nazi dɛn bin atak di rɔng wɔ titi.
  Di wɔriɔ bin izi fɔ rɔnawe pan mishɔl dɛn we bin de bɔn, ɛn watawɛl dɛn we gɛt mishɔl ɛn bɔm dɛn we dɔn rɔtin bin de bɔn nia in tank ɛvride... Di Soviet MIG-15 nɔ bɔku yet fɔ bia wit di ME-362 ɛn ME-2010, we na di ayrakt dɛn we dɔn go bifo pas ɔl na di Tɔd Raych. Apat frɔm dat, di Nazi dɛn bin gɛt wan nyu brand bak: ME-462 wit sɔm say dɛn fɔ faya: siks 30-mm gɔn dɛn we nɔ tu layt ɛn we kɔmpakt, ɛn wan 50-mm sɛntral gɔn. Di las gɔn na bin mɔ wɛpɔn fɔ faya na grɔn, bɔt i bin de mek big denja bak na di ays. Di ME-462 bin gɛt ay digri fɔ liv, ɛn na dat mek i bin fayn fɔ di wok we atak ayrakt ɛn bɔm-bɔm bin de du. I sɔri fɔ no se di MIG-15 bin stil jɔs bi fɛt-fɛt plen, ɛn i bin fa frɔm di wan we pipul dɛn lɛk pas ɔl. Di Yak-9 bin de fɛt na di skay, wan mashin we dɛn de drayv wit prɔpala - wan kayn granpa fɔ avieshɔn. Wɛl, nɔto jɔs granpa, bɔt dis kayn mashin bin go insay prodakshɔn bak insay 1942 ɛn siks de fɛt pan am. Ɛn dis motoka stil na di wan we pipul dɛn lɛk pas ɔl.
  Pantap dat, wan Yak ɛn wan simpul mɔdel de: kamikaze. Dis na klia wan fɔ falamakata di Japanese vɛshɔn, bɔt wit Rɔshian heroism. Bɔku tɛm, titi dɛn kin sayn fɔ kamikaze. Dɛn kin du di ritual fɔ baptayz ɛn kɔnsakreshɔn we Ɔtodɔks prist kin du, dɔn, afta dɛn dɔn krɔs dɛnsɛf 4 tɛm, dɛn kin sidɔm na di bɔt. Wan kɔstɔm bin kam fɔ pul klos bifo dɛn du dis, so dat di guds nɔ go west ɛn flay te dɛn day insay swimin trɔnk nɔmɔ.
  Na wan bɔbɔ we ol tɛn ia de go ram wan ebi ebi, jet atak plen XE-384. Wetin di bɔbɔ we Pashka de tink bɔt? Sɔntɛm nɔto bɔt di tru tin we i bin de liv smɔl. Ɛn i tan lɛk se nɔto ɛvin houris we i de imajin we i de on di maksimal spid fɔ wan fɔs, simpul injin.
  Na tru se yu want fɔ liv, yu rili want fɔ liv, mɔ na da ej de we yu jɔs de fɛn nyu wɔl fɔ yusɛf. Yu nɔto pikin igen ɛn yu no se layf valyu, bɔt yu nɔ bigin fɔ ɔndastand gud gud wan yet.
  Bɔt i tan lɛk se di bɔbɔ et fasist pas aw i lɛk layf. Ɛn na dat mek i brayt brayt wan fɔ go ram. Las tink ɛn kray bifo day: Glori to Gret Rɔshia!
  Ɛn naw di Jamani es nɔ gɛt tɛm fɔ rɔnawe pan di desperate trowe we di Rɔshian bɔbɔ mek.
  Di rɔp de pwɛl di bɔdi, ɛn di sol, we i brok fri frɔm in shakul, i de flay go ɔp! Di fasist spawn dɛn de drɛg di dɛbul dɛn go na ɛlfaya, ɔ ɛl!
  Ɛn di 4 fayn fayn uman dɛn kin kɔmɔt ɔnda faya, ɛn dɛn kin fil lɛk se dɛn gɛt maynd fɔ win! Di Jaman atak we bin de baypas Rzhev dɔn fizzled ɔut!
  Bɔt bak, di ironi fɔ fate de mɛmba di kwata wit Chɛnɔbɔg in menacing ɛksklamashɔn. Laik, yu intavyu wan taim, and nau yu shud pause... Di esens of di problem go soon bi klia to dem.
  Faya fɛt-fɛt de kɔntinyu nia Mɔsko. Di Jamani pipul dɛn ɛn dɛn sataylayt dɛn de prɛs, ɛn di samurai dɛn de prɛs mɔ ɛn mɔ frɔm di ist. Jepan bin kɔpi di T-34-85 ɛn SU-100 tank dɛn. Ɛn dɛn motoka dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi go bifo fɔ fɛt di Soviet ikwipmɛnt dɛn pan ikwal tɛm. Ɔ i lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i ikwal. Di tin bin rili denja we di sojaman dɛn na di Land of the Rising Sun bin brok insay Alma-Ata insay di ɛnd ɔf Julay ɛn tek di kapital siti na Kazakhstan. Ɛn di Nazi dɛnsɛf bin muf go na Yuralsk, ɛn dɛn bin de tray fɔ jɔyn an wit di ami we de na di Land of the Rising Sun. Insay di sɛnt, di Nazi dɛn bin ebul fɔ kech Vyazma leta.
  Ɛn afta dat, di Rɛd Ami bin bigin fɔ atak di Jepan dɛn kɔmɔt na Alma-Ata.
  Agen di gyal pikin dem de fo tank, bot dis taim insted of IS-7 dem de fo T-54. I tu dia fɔ transpɔt dis kayn ebi ɛn sofistikeyt mashin frɔm nia Mɔsko to Alma-Ata.
  Bɔt di tin we bin de apin na di frɔnt bin rili bad. Di grup we de na di nɔt we na Nazi sojaman dɛn bin kam nia Tva ɛn kam nia Kalinin. Afta we Leningrad bin fɔdɔm, dɛn bin pul bɔku bɔku sojaman dɛn pan di pipul dɛn na Swidan ɛn di wan ol grup we de na di nɔt.
  Dɛn bin sɛn 4 gyal pikin dɛn fɔ go fɛt na di sawt-ɛst sɛktɔ na di frɔnt. Bɔt Oleg Rybachenko, bay di wil fɔ di Rɔshian gɔd dɛn, bin muf to di tɛm we dɛn bin de fɛt ɔda wɔ dɛn insay di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ. Dis na we di USSR de fɛt in wan, we nɔ gɛt padi dɛn, agens wan big big fasist kɔlishin ɛn ɔl Yurop.
  Chɛnɔbɔg tɛl di bɔbɔ we gɛt maynd se:
  - Ɛn di Gɔd fɔ di dak sayd fɔ tin ɛn bad, bɔt di sem tɛm di pɔsin we de sɔpɔt di Rɔshian pipul dɛn! Dɛn gi yu di ɔnɔ fɔ fɛt na di sayd we di Rɛd Ami de! - Na ya di masta fɔ di nɛt ad. - Ɛn a ivin gi yu di chans fɔ pik di sojaman dɛn we yu go lɛk fɔ fɛt fɔ!
  Oleg Rybachenko puf in chɛst ɛn tɔk wit pathos:
  - A wan bi MIG-15 payɔt! Bi di bɛst Soviet ays!
  Chernobog bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Mek i bi so!
  Dɛn bin de tek Kozhedub as di Soviet as we bin gɛt bɔku sakrifays. I bin tɔn to di wangren Soviet payɔnia we bin ebul fɔ pas di barɛri fɔ wan ɔndrɛd plen dɛn we bin dɔn fɔdɔm. Ɛn insay Me 1946, Kozhedub bin bi di fɔs Soviet hiro fɔ 4 tɛm na di USSR. Stalin bin rili ban wan ɔda fayn fayn ɛs, we nem Pokryshkin, fɔ mek i nɔ flay. Pokryshkin bin win in las kɔnfyus win, we ol 59 ia, insay Novɛmba 1944. Afta dat, i bin gɛt di rank fɔ bi jenɛral. Ɛn naw dɛn bin ivin promot Pokryshkin to air marshal ɛn i bin gɛt di nɔmba 4 sta bak fɔ wan hiro na di USSR. Mashal Zhukov na bin hiro bak fɔ 4 tɛm na di USSR. Apat frɔm dat, Pokryshkin in akɔn bin ɔfishal wan inkrisayz wit ɔda fayvtin motoka dɛn, we dɛn nɔ bin dɔn kɔnfyus bifo. Di kɔntri nid hiro dɛn.
  Tu ɔda Soviet payɔt dɛn bin pas di nɔmba fɔ di plen dɛn we dɛn bin shot dɔŋ we na 75 ɛn dɛn bin bi tri tɛm hiro dɛn fɔ di USSR. Di hiro dɛm we shot dɔŋ pas fifti plen tu tɛm, dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de lɛk et. Pan ɔl we wi fɔ admit se insay di las ia dɛn di akauntin polisi dɔn chenj, ɛn di NKVD ivin tray fɔ atribyut di nɔmba fɔ di ayrakt dɛn we dɔn fɔdɔm pas fɔ ridyus am.
  Insay di kɔndishɔn we di wɔ nɔ bin de go fayn, di kɔntri bin nid nyu hiro dɛn. So bɔku ays, mɔ insay di las ia dɛn na di wɔ, na bin figa dɛn we dɛn bin de ɛgzajarayt.
  Na tru se i sɔprayz fɔ si se dɛn gi wan bɔbɔ we ol lɛk twɛlv ia so wan fɛt-fɛt we nɔ bɔku ɛn we dia lɛk di MIG-15 ɛn dɛn nɔ bin tɔk mɔ bɔt am. Bɔt fɔ tru, Chɛnɔbɔg bin du fayn wok.
  Pantap dat, di Soviet fɛt plen we pipul dɛn bin lɛk pas ɔl, we nem Yak-9, pan ɔl we i bin de flay, di we aw i bin de flay, ɛn di wɛpɔn dɛn we i bin gɛt, nɔ bin ebul fɔ kɔmpit atɔl we dɛn bin de fɛt wit ɛnimi dɛn jet plen dɛn. Di MIG-15 kin kɔmpit mɔ ɔ smɔl pan kwaliti wit di Jamani dɛn. Na tru se di spid we di Kraut dɛn bin de spid bin ay ɛn di wɛpɔn dɛn bin gɛt mɔ pawa, bɔt di we aw di layt MIG-15 bin ebul fɔ muv nɔ bin at ɔl. Apat frɔm dat, Sɔviɛt sayɛns nɔ bin tinap wansay. Dɛn bin mek di ayrakt in optik ɛn di we aw i de flay, bɛtɛ.
  Apat frɔm dat, di 37mm kanɔn pawaful fɔ shot ivin ebi ebi ɛnimi plen dɛn. Ivin if nɔto wit wan shot.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin tek di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl: di wɛpɔn dɛn ɛn wɛpɔn dɛn, bikɔs ɔf dis di we aw dɛn bin ebul fɔ muv ɛn di spid we dɛn bin de tɔn bin rili sɔfa.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin rɔn go na in plen. Di bɔbɔ in il dɛn bin rili de shayn, mɔ bikɔs i bin de splash barefut na di pɔt dɛn. Infakt, na stil sɔm, ɛn i hot na di motoka. Wetin mek ɔda klos dɛn apat frɔm swimin trɔnk?
  Di Terminator pikin jomp insay di motoka. Dɛn swip di wing dɛn fɔ di MIG-15, ɛn i tan lɛk se di fɛtman insɛf rili fayn. I tan lɛk se dɛn mek di Yak-9 falkɔn dɛn we mɔtalman mek we tinap nia am, rili klɔs. Ala, na so i bi. Dɛn bin mek di mashin dɛn kruk wan, ɛn na uman ɛn pikin dɛn bin de mek bɔku pan dɛn wit di tin dɛn we nɔ dia pas ɔl. Di LA-7 nɔ ɛva bi mas mɔdel, ɛn di Yak-3 we layt ɛn we pɔsin kin ebul fɔ muv bin nid ay kwaliti alɔy. So fɔ naw di MIG-15 fit in wet insay gold.
  Di bɔbɔ bin gɛt wan jenɛral aidia bɔt aw fɔ flay fɛt plen dɛn. Ɛn dis mashin, fɔtunate wan, nɔ tu kɔmplikt. Naw, dɛn de du ɛya reyd, ɛn i izi fɔ mek di fɛt jet kɔmɔt na di say we dɛn de rɔn.
  Oleg Rybachenko de smayl. Di duralumin ɔs bin tɔn to pɔsin we de obe. Sɔntɛm Chɛnɔbɔg bin ɛp di bɔbɔ we bin tren gud gud wan smɔl. Ɔ di ɛkspiriɛns fɔ flay pan mɔ mɔdan, bɔt we rili fiba jet mashin dɛn - we kol pas dis wan - bin gɛt ɛfɛkt.
  Ɛn na di Jaman bɔm dɛn ya. Di fɔmidabul TA-600: et injin ɛn i ebul fɔ kɛr twɛnti tan we nɔ gɛt ɔvalod, ɛn i de difend wit 18 ɛya kanɔn, ɛn bak rɔket.
  In jɛnɛral, di Jamani dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi aktiv wan fɔ divɛlɔp homing mishɔl dɛn we de abop pan fotosɛl ɛn ɔt. Ɛn insay dis kes, fɔ tru, i go at fɔ fɛt di fasist vayl dɛn, bɔt di Rɔshian disayna dɛn go kam wit sɔntin!
  Di bɔbɔ go insay fɛt wit ME-362. Dis na di men Jaman fɛt plen we gɛt tu injin ɛn fayv say dɛn fɔ faya. Di ɛnimi ivin gɛt advantej pan faya pawa: 4 30-mm kanɔn ɛn wan 37-mm kanɔn. Di MIG-15 gɛt tu 23mm ɛn wan 37mm. Bɔt di bɔbɔ nɔ bisin bɔt am. Bare il dɛn de pres di pedal dɛn, de muf go fa frɔm di ɛnimi in faya jet dɛn, wan shel frɔm di kanɔn we ebi pas ɔl de nak di bɔt bitwin di wing dɛn. En di formidable, hevi armoured ME-362 brok apat....
  Oleg Rybachenko, bikɔs na bɔbɔ, i de lik in lip wit satisfay, lɛk se i de bit insay chɔklɛt kandy:
  - Wan ziro! Mek wi opin wan akɔn!
  Di nyu Soviet motoka gɛt wan fotosɛl we de no if pɔsin hit am. Pan ɔl we dɛn kayn fɛtman dɛn ya nɔ bɔku, yu kin spɛn bɔku mɔni pan di wan dɛn we de du tɛst. Pantap dat, insay wan sityueshɔn usay di ɛnimi de mach go na Mɔsko, dɔn tek Leningrad ɛn di Kɔkas, ɛni win de luk valyu ɛn nɔto tin we nɔ impɔtant atɔl!
  Ɛn wetin mek di Golden Horde de sho in ɔn? Dɛn go dil wit am sɔm kayn we!
  Di tɛrminatɔ bɔbɔ deftly avɔyd di shot dɛn ɛn mek windmil dɛn we dɛn de flay, we de mek tri ɛnimi fɛtman dɛn blaz frɔm wan bɔrst wan tɛm, gɛt damej to dɛn tel. Ɛn na di layt ME-2010. Dis motoka gɛt wan injin nɔmɔ we de na di fiuzɛl ɛn i rili fiba di MIG-15 we dɛn mek am. Na di kanopi nɔmɔ tan lɛk kray wata, ɛn di swip we di wing dɛn kin swip kin chenj. Wel, dis ivin beta... Although usually high-clas aces de flay in dis kain mashin.
  Wel, yes... Di Jaman bin ebul fɔ avɔyd di shot ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ mek Oleg in bɛlɛ big. If yu jɔj di shep we di krɔs gɛt na di fuselaj, dis na ace we dɛn gi dayamɔn to di Knight"s Cross of the Iron Cross. Ɛn dɛn kin gi dɛn to dɛn Jaman ays dɛn we dɔn rich di nɔmba fɔ motoka dɛn we dɔn dɔŋ we na 250 yunit dɛn. Di Jamani pipul dɛn gɛt twɛnti tri pan dɛn kayn payɔt dɛn ya nɔmɔ fɔ dis de. Ɛn wi nɔ gɛt wan dawt fɔ se di wan we pas ɔlman na Huffman. Wan rial wayt ia smɔl dɛbul we dɛn bin dɔn shot dɔŋ pas wan tɛm, bɔt i bin ebul fɔ liv ɔltɛm.
  Huffman bi di sekon afta Rudel we dem giv di Golden Oak Leaves to di Knight"s Cross wit Diamonds. Rudel insɛf, lɛk wan charmed joker, kɔntinyu fɔ du in wok. Ɛn dɛn bin gi dis asɔlt tɛrminatɔ fɔ wan tawzin tank dɛn we dɛn dɔn pwɛl - wan kes we nɔbɔdi nɔ si yet na di Tɔd Rayk: platina lif fɔ di Nayt in Krɔs fɔ di Ayɔn Krɔs, wit gold ɔk lif, sɔd ɛn dayamɔn, ɛn bak wan big bɔnus fɔ dis.
  Hitler bin ban Huffman fɔ flay bɔku tɛm, bɔt wi fɔ pe tribute: di blond smɔl dɛbul sho se i nɔ de taya we i de brok tru to di frɔnt. Afta 400 plen dɛn shot dɔŋ, i gɛt gold lif fɔ di krɔs. Afta fayv ɔndrɛd i bin gɛt di Ɔda fɔ di Jaman Igul, ɛn afta siks ɔndrɛd i bin gɛt platina lif fɔ di Nayt in Krɔs. Rudel, we dɛn shot fɔti fayv tɛm, ɛn we bin gɛt af pan in tank dɛn we i bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi fɛt wit prɔstɛsis, bin sev, bɔt dɛn bin kech am di fɔti siks tɛm.
  Stalin nɔ gri fɔ ɛkstradi Rudel, ivin fɔ wan big ransom we na 100 milyɔn gold Jamani mak - di prays fɔ 4 ɔndrɛd tank dɛn we di Lev-3 siriɔs. Bɔt dɛn bin ol Rudel insɛf as slev wit ɔnɔ.
  Huffman bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi briŋ in layt to 860 motoka dɛn... Hitler bin prɔmis se we i rich wan tawzin, as ɛksɛpshɔn, dɛn go gi Huffman di Grand Cross of the Knight"s Cross - wan awɔd we, akɔdin to kɔstɔm, na soja lida dɛn nɔmɔ bin de gɛt .
  Nɔ, insay in fɔs fɛt Oleg Rybachenko nɔ bin fɛt Huffman, bɔt i bin fes wan ɛnimi we pas di wan we fit fɔ am. Ɛn dɛn ɔl tu bin sho mirekul dɛn fɔ manej.
  Di bɔbɔ nɔ bin want fɔ west in tɛm fɔ fɛt fɔ lɔng tɛm, i bin yuz wan ɔrijinal we. Na, wan shot, kik blaynd, dipen pan di filin we di drɔin de... Ɛn dis nɔto di fɔs tɛm we i wok... Di fasist bin kech bay wan shel ɛn in fɛtman, we bin dɔn kɔba wit faya, rɔsh dɔŋ lɛk ston .
  Oleg Rybachenko bin swich to di nɛks target. Dis tɛm ME-362 bi nyu viktim, di bɔbɔ faya tri shel insay in kanopi... Ɛn dat na fayn tin... Bɔt na wan ɔda kayn Jaman fɛtman ya - TA-283. Dis fɛtman dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt di niknem "Vampire", i gɛt elongated fuselage ɛn bak wan pig in snot.
  Ɛn di es bɔbɔ dɔn ɔlrɛdi bi es, i de kɔt in insay. Ɛn afta dat, wan ɔda TA-283 slop dɔŋ, kɔt am. Wel, naw di big big target: TA-600. Ɛn di man faya frɔm fa... I nak di injin, i chuk in klos ɛn jomp bak. Dɛn bin fos Oleg Rybachenko fɔ fes ME-362 bak. Di ay kanɔn dɛn bin de faya, ɛn di Jamani wing dɛn bin kɔmɔt. Di bɔbɔ we nɔ wɛr fut bin de pres di lev dɛn ɛn fil wan pikchɔ na in maynd na in bak pat na in ed, ɛn na ya 4 pawaful Jamani fɛtman dɛn bin de, we bin de bɔn faya. Ɛn dɛn go bɛr dɛn mɔt na di wɔl.
  Di ace boi bin bare in tit. Na ya di HE-362, we na wan layt we gɛt wan injin mashin we dɛn mek wit fom plastic. Maneuverable, but fragile... Fayv pan dɛn rɔsh go to di bɔbɔ payɔt, ɛn brok apat lɛk ays we de fɔdɔm pan ston.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin bɔs laf ɛn mek fes pan di Krauts. Bɔt dɛn bin mek i nɔ go insay bak fɔ atak di TA-600 bay di XE-477, we na tu-sit ayrakt monsta: tritin gɔn: tɛn 30-mm gɔn, tu 37-mm gɔn ɛn wan 75-mm gɔn fɔ atak grɔn target .
  Di bɔbɔ bin ebul fɔ kɔt dis twɛlv tan gɔrila, ɛn i bin jɔs fri klos to di wan ol kɔmbat kit.
  Ɛn wit in las shot, rayt na di tel fɔ di Yu-288, i bin bi bak wan Luftwaffe prɔpala mashin we nɔ de igen.
  Afta dat, we i bring in kɔnt to ettin motoka dɛn we dɛn dɔn dɔŋ, di bɔbɔ brok di rɛkɔd we di Jamani Gehlen bin dɔn sɛt bifo, sɛvintin motoka dɛn we dɛn dɔn dɔŋ. Gehlen na wan lijen pɔsin bak: na di wan ol fil mashal fɔ avieshɔn we bin de flay lɛk ɔdinari payɔt pan jet fɛt plen dɛn: ɛn ivin fɛt fayn fayn wan. Insay da lay lay fɛt de, i bin pas di rizɔlt we Huffman bin gɛt fɔ siksti plen dɛn, bɔt dɛn bin shot insɛf dɔŋ. Gehlen bin sev, bɔt i bin gɛt injuri na in bak we bin mek i nɔ ebul fɔ flay, ɛn dɛn bin fos di Jamani mashɛl fɔ chenj to akademik wok. Ɛn i bi di tɔd pɔsin we dɛn gi platina lif to di Nayt Kros, gold ɔk lif, sɔd ɛn dayamɔn.
  Bɔt naw, Oleg Rybachenko dɔn pas di Soviet rɛkɔd tu tɛm ɛn di Jamani wan bay wan!
  Ɛn na wan bɔbɔ we nɔ gɛt fut ɛn we nɔ bin dɔn ɛkspiriɛns dɛn kayn fɛt dɛn de bifo bin du dis.
  Bɔt dis na jɔs di fɔs flay! Ɛn naw di motoka we nɔ gɛt wan skrach, dɛn go put fyuɛl ɛn lod am wit amunishɔn, ɛn i go tek ɔf bak.
  Klosap ɔl di savis pipul dɛn na pikin dɛn, tumɔs big pipul dɛn dɔn day, aw di wok we de ya so dat tɛn ia ol bɔy pikin ɛn gyal pikin dɛn go ebul fɔ bia. We Ɔlɛg ledɔm, wan ol uman ala pan am wantɛm wantɛm se:
  - Wetin mek yu de ledɔm, lɛ wi ɛp di ɔda wan dɛn!
  Wan pikin prodigy we nɔ taya yet atɔl, if nɔmɔ i jomp op morally wit spring ɛn ala se:
  - Wit gladi gladi!
  Ɛn i rɔsh fɔ ɛp di man dɛn. I dɔn ol fɔ flay fɛt plen fayn fayn wan, bɔt i nɔ ol fɔ smok (we na bad ɛn stupid abit!) wit payɔt dɛn, bɔku pan dɛn na yɔŋ pipul dɛn bak - pan ɔl we di yɔŋ wan dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi sheb. Ɛn ol man dɛn de bak we gɛt grey mɔstaz!
  Di bɔbɔ rɔsh fɔ go wok ɛn i bin de du tin wit trɛnk. Di Tɛminatɔ pikin bin ful-ɔp wit zil, in shap sholda bled dɛn bin de bounce bitwin di ripɛl dɛn we de ripl mɔsul dɛn ɔnda in chɔklɛt-tan skin. Oleg pul wit am wan bɔks we gɛt mishɔl dɛn we de na di ays, ɔ fɔ tɔk tru, tri bɔks dɛn. Ɛn i drɛg wan ɛn af sɛnta pan insɛf.
  Wan payɔnia we gɛt grey ia, we tan lɛk Kɔkashian, ɛn we na hiro na di USSR, bigin fɔ tɔk se:
  - Diya bɔy! If yu strɛs, rɛst!
  Oleg bin ansa wit prawd se:
  - We a de wok, a de rɛst!
  I pul di bɔks dɛn kɔmɔt. Wan ol Kɔkashian ɛs bin gi di bɔbɔ prodigy wan sigrɛt:
  - Natura "Kazbek"! Tek wan drag dia!
  Oleg Rybachenko bin ansa wit maynd se:
  - Ɔl pɔyzin frɔm pɔyzin, ivin if na natura! Na shɔt briz nɔmɔ frɔm am ɛn nɔ ebul fɔ bɔn pikin!
  - Wetin na infertility?! - Di Kɔkashian put in sigrɛt wit fred. - In fes bin fɔdɔm. - Yu shɔ bɔt dis!
  Di bɔbɔ bin stɔp in kray wata wit prɔblɛm ɛn ansa am siriɔs wan se:
  - Wan ɔndrɛd ia ɛkspiriɛns!
  Di bɔbɔ dɛn bin de gigl ɛn sɔm pan dɛn nɔ bin de shem fɔ pik sigrɛt bɔtt. Oleg Rybachenko bin disayd fɔ tɔk to dɛn wit tranga spirit, so dat dɛn go biev di rayt we fɔ bi payɔnia. Ɛn i nɔ ivin fayn fɔ pik sigrɛt bɔt bay kriminal standad.
  Oleg Rybachenko nɔ bin ebul fɔ wet fɔ in tɔn ɛn i flay bak insay di MIG-15. Di Jamani dɛn bin put prɛshɔn we dɛn bin de atak Mɔsko, ɛn dɛn bin de bɔm klos to ɛvri awa. Di bɔbɔ-nayt bin klaym insay di kebin we i bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi sabi ɛn sidɔm pan wan chia we bin fayn fɔ in tɛn ia ɛn mɔsul bɔdi. Ɛn aw i rili izi fɔ mek di MIG-15 kɔmɔt. Naw di USSR nɔmɔ gɛt di Yak-23 wit tu 23 mm kanɔn, we na wan jet mashin. I layt pas am, bɔt i nɔ gɛt bɔku wɛpɔn dɛn lɛk dat.
  Oleg si aw di ayfild de shrink ɛn di fasist vault dɛn de bɔku. Dis tɛm di bɔbɔ de du tin wit kɔnfidɛns ɛn i de shot fa fawe. Ɛn i de faya yuz di we aw dɛn de fɛt ɛn fil in fayn fayn ɔs. I bigin fɔ nel ɛn di ME-362 we pipul dɛn lɛk pas ɔl bigin fɔ bɔs wit lantan. Ɛn di fɛtman dɛn, wit dɛn ed we dɛn kɔt, fɔdɔm insay dɛn.
  Di bɔbɔ bin de siŋ we i de it bif:
  - Wi na di wulf dɛn na di skay ɛn di bea dɛn na di briz! Bɔt i bɛtɛ pas bred ɛn smɔl pepa!
  Oleg Rybachenko bin kɔt ilevin ME-362 fɛt plen dɛn insay wan bɔrst ɛn i bin laf. Ɛn afta dat, di layn bin de ɛn i bin siŋ:
  - Rɔshian igl oba di planɛt,
  Spread in wing dɛn ɛn tek ɔf!
  Dɛn go kɔl di ɛnimi fɔ akɔntayn - .
  Ɛn wi fist na wan monolit!
  Nays poem ɛn twɛlv motoka dɛn, we 4 pan dɛn na HE-362, 4 ME-362, tu na TA-383, tu na AR-383. Di las tu dɔn ɔlrɛdi bi bɔm dɛn we de yuz bɔku tin dɛn!
  As many as twenti tri moto - shot daun! Ɛn brok yu yon rɛkɔd! Di bɔbɔ prodigy laf ɛn stik in tong.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin go pan di atak pan di TA-600, na di ay tɛm fɔ kil dis monsta. Wan ia we pɔsin kin ebul fɔ bia. Di klos we dɛn kin wɛr nɔmɔ kin we lɛk 4 tan. Tray am, tek am. Bɔt di bɔbɔ prodigy disayd dis tɛm fɔ dɔn di ɛnimi dɛn pan ɔl we i nɔ go tek am.
  Ɛn so i gi bɔrst ɛn tɔn frɔm de, wan lid ays ston tɔn kɔmɔt. Mɔ prɛsishɔn, wan strim we gɛt ays blɔk...
  Oleg Rybachenko bin siŋ:
  - Wan tɛm! Tu! Fo fayv! Mek wi du majik!
  Bɔt di TA-600 bin fɔdɔm nɔmɔ we di las ɛya projɛktayl flay insay. Mɔ prɛsishɔn, i stɛp ɛn bigin fɔ glid dɔŋ, ɛn i bin de rɛdi fɔ plop dɔŋ... Ɛn di Jamani dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ rɔnawe igen, i jomp kɔmɔt na di kɔkpit kanopi yuz katapult.
  Twɛnti Jaman plen dɛn bin day. Di kɔnt bin bi fɔti tu motoka dɛn! Na tu sorties nɔmɔ, bɔt di norm fɔ di golden taytul fɔ Hiro of the USSR dɔn ɔlrɛdi pas. Ɛn di bɔbɔ bin jɔs bigin fɔ aksɛlayt.
  We i kam bak, di kwik Oleg Rybachenko rɔsh fɔ ɛp fɔ lod in bɔmbɔ. Mɔ prɛsishɔn na fɛtman, bɔt yu kin hang tu ɔ tri ɔndrɛd kilogram. Dɛn go trowe 4 bɔm dɛn na land. Wi go bom - di bɔy-nayt disayd! Tu bɔbɔ dɛn we bin ivin yɔŋ bin ɛp am ɛn luk am wit rɛspɛkt. Pantap dat, Olezhka bin de muf ebi ebi bɔks dɛn ɛn sɔm plastic we dɛn mek wit fom.
  Di bɔbɔ flay fɔ di tɔd tɛm, fɔ fɛt. Ɛn i rɔsh lɛk ɔs we vɛks ɛn vɛks. Ɛn i bin want fɔ fɛt... Dis tɛm i bin gɛt fɔ fɛt wit sɔm fɛtman dɛn. Di Jamani dɛn bin tray fɔ manej. Di bɔbɔ bin gɛt fɔ muf, ɛn dis bin mek i nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ pawa igen. Na et motoka dɛn nɔmɔ dɛn shot dɔŋ. Bɔt afta dat, di man brok ɛn i ebul fɔ drɔp 4 bɔm dɛn. Wan "Mammoth" bin bɔm, lɛk aw tu "Tigers" -4, ɛn wan "Sturmtiger" bin bɔn. Di las wan bin bɔm ɛn pwɛl bɔku tank dɛn we bin de nia dɛn.
  Ɛn i kam bak bak, i dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt fifti Jaman plen dɛn we dɛn dɔn shot dɔŋ.
  Bɔt di nɔmba 4 plen nɔ bin kɔmɔt fayn. Na tri plen nɔmɔ shot dɔŋ... Di fayv flayt bin dɔn bɛtɛ, ilevin plen dɛn bin shot dɔŋ, inklud di pawaful TA-600. Na siksti wan plen nɔmɔ!
  Bɔt di nɔmba siks nɔ bin laki. Di bɔbɔ bin fil se i tu kɔnfidɛns pan insɛf. Bɔt di Jaman motoka dɛn nɔ bin kam mit, ɛn i rɔsh biɛn di fɔs layn. Ɛn afta dat, i kɔmɔt na Oleg Rybachenko in ed se dɛn kin ivin knock am kɔmɔt na di land. Di Jaman dɛn bin hit di supa es wit sɔfa-to-ɛya mishɔl if dɛn nɔ bin hit di supa es wit anti-aircraft gɔn. Di mishɔl dɛn bin bɔn klos klos nia de, ɛn di es bɔbɔ we bin dɔn dɔŋ bin flay dɔŋ. Ɛn afta dat, i tek am ɛn spit insɛf yuz katapult.
  Mɔ prɛsishɔn, wan ejekshɔn divays... Alas, dis kayn dia dia ɛn stil rare motoka bin lɔs. Bad bad!
  Ɛn di Nazi dɛn bin rili mek bɔku gud ay difɛns sistem dɛn - mishɔl dɛn we dɛn de gayd wit sawnd. Ɛn Ɔleg Raybachenko nɔ bin no wantɛm se dɛn kin shot dɛn kayn mishɔl dɛn de. A bin want fɔ shot di ME-362 we dia pas ɔl. Ɔ kech di ME-462 we dia pasmak.
  Di bɔbɔ nɔ bin ivin yuz di parachute bikɔs i vɛks. Yu nɔ fɔ swɛ yusɛf. Fɔ land na di gras we yu nɔ brek na tin we at, bɔt i kin rili bia. Chukchuk bin bit di bɔbɔ in il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, bɔt dis bin jɔs mek i gladi. I tu bad se dis kayn pɔsin we wi lɛk bin lɔs.
  Oh, i gud we gyal pikin dɛn kin spank wit dɛn bare fut ɛn trowe disk pan dɛn.
  Fo gyal pikin dɛn we bin de fɛt wɔ bin atak di pipul dɛn na Jepan. Dɛn supapawa dɛn bin de bɔn wit di brayt faya... Viktoria sɛn wan sik we dɛn kɔl samurai ɛn di pwɛl pwɛl we dɛn pwɛl di ikwipmɛnt. Nadezhda, we na Pɛrun in gyal pikin, bin tɔn di laytin. Ɛn i tek am, bɔn am wit bit, bɔn am, bɔn bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn ɛn na skel nɔmɔ lɛf. Ɛn wɛpɔn dɛn we dɔn mɛlt... Ɛn afta dat, Ɛlɛna sɛt tank dɛn pan di samurai, ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ shot dɛnsɛf wit mashin gɔn. Ɛn dɛn bin de kɔt dɛnsɛf dɔŋ.
  Ɛn Zoya, i transfɔm di ɛl aut pan am to fayn fayn flawa ɛn ali. Dis na fayn ɛn fayn majik. Bɔt yu tink se di pipul dɛn na Jepan dɛnsɛf gri wit dis?
  Bɔt, i sɔri fɔ no se, di wan ol wɔl de pan fɛt-fɛt, jɔs pan kruk. Sɔntɛm, Chɛnɔbɔg, we na di Papa we de du bad ɛn we de du tin tranga wan, bin tɛl dɛn wan stori. Ɛn dis stori nɔto bin lay lay stori ɔ tru!
  Ɛn afta dat, wan titi apia we bin want fɔ mek ɔda tin dɛn apin bak na di Hyperuniverse.
  Di fayn gyal, we dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ kɔl in nem, laf ɛn ansa wit not dɛn we de sho se i want fɔ du sɔntin na in vɔys:
  - Nɔto ivin Omnipotence, bɔt Hyper-Omnipotence... Bɔku bɔku Demiurge Gɔd ɛn Krieta dɛn fɔ di Yunivas de ɔnda mi...
  Chernobog rili ɛp fɔ tɛl di wɔri gyal dɛn (nɔ tink se di Papa fɔ Iv na wikɛd, nɔ, I na rial Nayt!) se:
  - Na insɛf de mek di Gɔd dɛn we mek ɔltin... Pan wi, di wan we gɛt pawa ɔlsay, na, lɛk pipul dɛn, wi yon Hayarki de. So sɔm gɛt ɔlman pawa, ɛn ɔda wan dɛn ivin gɛt pawa pas ɔlman! Na Gɔd di Prayvet de, ɛn na Gɔd di Mashal de!
  Fo gyal pikin dɛn bin wispa wan tɛm ɛn aks di kwɛstyɔn we klia pas ɔl fɔ ɔlmost ɛnibɔdi we de na di Wɔl:
  - Wetin mek yu de alaw bad tin? - We dɛn si se di luk we di gyal ɛn di Ovadeity gɛt bin kɔntinyu fɔ gladi, di 4 gyal pikin dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ sinkrɔnayz wit prɛshɔn. - Wetin mek yu de alaw fɔ sɔfa, ɛn sɔfa we nɔ go ebul fɔ bia fɔ ɔlmost di wan ol krieshɔn. Afta ɔl, Gɔd na lɔv ɛn na yu wok fɔ protɛkt yu pikin dɛn, yu krieshɔn frɔm pen!
  Na ya di Ovadeity bin de swɛt bad bad wan ɛn es in an, di ɔlogram we gɛt bɔku bɔku tin dɛn nɔ bin de layt ɔp dɛn, ɛn di gɔd uman fɔ gɔd uman dɛn bin tɔk wit sɔri vɔys se:
  -Dis don apin oredi wen a bin trai fo ep pipul en oda krichɔ na di wɔl, bɔt i jɔs mek tin wɔs. Bɔt, i bɛtɛ fɔ si di stori fɔ yusɛf, aw i rili apin!
  Di supamakit, we na nem we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ kɔl, bin vɛks bad bad wan we i kam fɔ no us kayn sɔfa ɛn sɔfa we pipul dɛn we de na di planɛt we de na di wɔl kin sɔfa. Ɛn di wɔman we nem Naddemiurge, ala se:
  - Kɔfin go yusful to di bad ɛn kruk demiurge gɔd dɛn as kindling, ɛn a nɔ smat fɔ fɛt! Mi na gyal - nɔ kray as klawn!
  We a vɛks, a apia lɛk wan bad bad dragɔn, we gɛt mɔ ed pas atɔm dɛn na di yunivas we di 4 Divayn hypostases dɛn mek oba pipul dɛn. Ɛn ɛni chapta bin ebul fɔ swɛla wan tawzin galaksi dɛn izi wan, ɛn di Haypajiant dragɔn bin de flay oba am we i nɔ ivin bigin fɔ it fayn.
  I nɔ pɔsibul fɔ imajin wan tin we yu go si we rili bad, ɛni ed na di sayz fɔ di gud yunivas ɛn i ripresent di mɔs monstrous imajinable ɛn yunik nɛtmɛr ɛn bad bad drim dɛm.
  Bɔt wi fɔ gi kredit to di wan dɛn we mek mɔtalman - dɛn nɔ bin de fred!
  Di ed fɔ di Ɔlmayti Mama ɛn Papa Gɔd di Papa, we mek bɔku bɔku tin dɛn we dɛn mek, bin biev fayn, i nɔ bin sho wan shado fɔ fred, dɛn bin de rid di rɛspɛkt ɛn sɛns na in yay. Gɔd di Pikin Bɛlɔbɔg, we bin dɔn de fil pen ɛn shem fɔ pipul dɛn trade, nɔ bin luk lɛk se i gɛt kɔnfidɛns so. Na tru se wi nɔ gɛt rayt fɔ dɔnawe wit di wan dɛn we mek di yunivas, di Hyper-omnipotent Supergods, bɔt... I rili pɔsibul fɔ mek wi tɔn dɛn stay to sheer torment.
  Bɔt pan ɔl dat, Gɔd di Papa, Ɔlmayti, Ɔlsay, Famili we de sote go, we nɔ alaw di halo we de shayn fɔ tɔn rawnd am, bin ansa wit maynd se:
  - O Hyper-Great Over-God, biliv mi - pipul na so krichɔ dɛm we dɛn nɔ fit fɔ gɛt ɛni ɔda, kinder ɛn mɔ condescending atitudi to dɛnsɛf!
  Wan sɛns bin de fɔ kɔnvikshɔn insay in wɔd dɛn, ɛn dis bin mek a vɛks bad bad wan: pipul dɛnsɛf bin mek pipul dɛn lɛk dɛn yon pikchɔ ɛn we tan lɛk dɛn, ɛn naw yu de tɔk wit maynd se yu gɛt ɔl di rayt fɔ put bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn we gɛt layf we na lɛk yu yon own spisis in kondishɔn we nɔ go ebul fɔ bia?
  Fɔ ɛgzampul, dɛn bin dekɔret dɛn pales wit difrɛn kayn ston dɛn we de shayn ɛn spak so ful wan... Bɔt a si ston dɛn we gɛt bɔku bɔku kɔlɔ, we, fɔ tru, ɔl di yacht dɛn na dis sistɛm nɔ bin fayn fɔ ilɛktron klawd .
  Ɛn di Hyper-Omnipotent Overgoddess ansa wit wan harsh tɔyn se:
  - A nɔ biliv! Ɛn a nɔ biliv dis te a si fɔ misɛf se pipul dɛn tan lɛk dat!
  Gɔd di Pikin Chɛnɔbɔg nɔd fɔ gri fɔ mi, ɛn i kɔnfɔm se:
  - I sɔri fɔ no se, i nɔ ivin at fɔ chɛk dis, pan ɔl we i de at!
  Di biuti uman we bin yɔŋ sote go Lada bin swɛt bad bad wan:
  - Ɛn mi at de brok wit pen!
  Di supamakit wink pan di Divayn Fo we de na di ed fɔ di Rodnovertsy wit ɔl dɛn ɔndrɛd trilyɔn to di trilyɔn pawa fɔ ed ɛn, bak, di sta dɛn, we nɔ tu indulj fɔ difrɛn difrɛn tin dɛn, bin de shayn na dis yunivas.
  Dɔn Chɛnɔbɔg bigin di tɔk frɔm difrɛn pɔsin, ɛn du am ɔnɛs wan.
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn bin fɛt di fɛt, dɛn mɛmba dis strɔng lay lay stori...
  Yɛs, di tin dɛn we dɛn de yuz fɔ bil ya stil nɔ fayn, na wan ɔndrɛd ɛn tɛn ɛlimɛnt nɔmɔ dɛn de yuz, ɛn di sem tɛm, pipul dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi lan fɔ bil sɔm pan dɛn.
  Di gɔd insɛf bin dɔn tek mɔtalman gyal pikin, i bin de flay na wan pan di skwea dɛn. a bin pik wan ples we wam en klos to di ekweta - winta de na dis planet. Eh! Ɛn fɔ bi mɔtalman kin tɔn to sɔntin we rili fani. Di prickly and hot pebbles plezantly tickled my barefut, girlish sole... A jos de wanda wai, no mata di hot, evribodi ya so bundled up? Ɛn uman dɛn, in jɔnal, us kayn blak ɛn grey rag dɛn dɔn put pan dɛnsɛf? Wetin ɔda tin dis fɔ du? Wɛl, okay, dis mischievous Triniti nɔ bin bisin fɔ gi mɔtalman klaymat we izi fɔ layf, bɔt na dis ples i rili pɔsibul fɔ waka natin nɔ de du - nekɛd! Ɛn di briz de blo so fayn fayn wan oba di dilik gyal in skin, di san in rayt de kɔt yu bɔdi...
  Bɔku man dɛn we wɛr lɔng klos bin ala sɔntin, ɛn dɛn bin de luk mi wit sɔprayz yay. Wow, i tan lɛk se dɛn go grit mi ɛn sho mi di ɔna dɛn we na kɔstɔm bitwin dɛn primitiv praymat ya to ay krichɔ dɛn... Bɔt aw dɛn gɛt imɔshɔnal, aw tru tru gladi ɛn admireshɔn de insay dɛn kray! Dɛn bin rili no se bifo dɛn di Hyper-omnipotent Overdeity, insay pɔsin ɛn ɔnda mi supavayshɔn, bin gɛt yunivas dɛn (ɛn i bin rili fayn ɛn difrɛn pas dis po yunivas usay mɔtalman bin stɔp!) pas atɔm dɛn na di galɛksi?
  So dɛn kin kam rɔn, di wan dɛn we de sɛl kin trowe dɛn guds, di man dɛn kin lɛf dɛn wɛf dɛn we dɛn rap strenj wan, ɛn di drayva dɛn gɛt dɛn monstrously primitive motoka dɛn, we de pul wan swɛt (wetin mek insay dis yunivas, afta faya, i kin swɛt so nɔ fayn, bɔt insay mi yunivas so wan fayn fayn sɛnt de gi rizin fɔ wan faya!).
  Di supagɔd bin stret in bɔdi we nɔ gɛt natin (we gɛt fayn shep bay mɔtalman standad, wit rubi nipples we de shayn) ɛn tinap stret wit prawd, as i fit fɔ wan entity we gɛt ay ɔda. Bikɔs fɔ dinay pɔsin in Divinity go jɔs bi lay we pɔsin kin laf. Na tru se i strenj se na man dɛn nɔmɔ bin de go fil mi. Na ya di mɔtalman uman dɛn, we bin de fil bad ɛn we bin de fred fɔ tɔn dɛn yay, bin krawd fa fawe.
  Na in yon we, di siti wit ston ɛn kle os fayn, bɔt i dray smɔl, fɔ ɛgzampul, nɔto inof jayant flawa dɛn de, bɔt dat na okay, sɔntɛm a go gi sɔm gift to di pipul dɛn na di wɔl, sote dɛn yay go kɔmɔt na dɛn ed!
  Di man dɛn kin ala sɔntin lɛk:
  - Shaitan, yu go si am! Iblis bin de! Dɛbul!
  Ɛn dis na wetin dɛn kɔl ay pawa... A de wɔnda if dɛn mistek mi fɔ bi supɛnachɔral ɛntiti frɔm di lokal panteɔn, ɔ if dɛn gɛs se a rili bi, ɛn we dɛn nɔ no mi rial nem, dɛn sho wan kɔrɛkt we gɛt rɛspɛkt.. .
  Na ya bitwin dɛn, wan man we wɛr wayt klos de apia: wow, aw in skin rɔtin ɛn rɔtin, wit sɔm krak krak dɛn we nɔ fayn. Silva brum de hang fo im chin... I luk ridiculous, bot pipul de kol dis hairline biad and dem de rili proud of am. Wɛl, wɛl - afta ɔl, ivin di demiurge Gɔd dɛm fɔ di Fo hypostases dɛm fɔ di Mama ɛn Papa, di wan dɛm we mek dis yunivas, dɛnsɛf kin wɛr dɛn kayn brum ya na dɛn chin. Dis min se dɛn kin fɛn sɔntin we kin mek dɛn lɛk dɛn. Na jɔs se di smel dɛn we de kɔmɔt na man dɛn mɔtalman bɔdi so rili nɔ fayn... Wɛl, yu mek dis kayn dɛfɛkt fisiɔlɔji fɔ dɛn?
  Wan man we dɔn rɔtin es in an dɛn ɔp, ɛn ɔda man dɛn bigin fɔ brok sɔm pat dɛn pan ... as dɛn de kɔl am ... asfalt frɔm di tayl dɛn we de na di rod. Ɛn sɔm pipul dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt ston bifo tɛm... I klia se dis na dɛn ritual fɔ pe ɔnɔ to di Gɔd we ay pas ɔl. Na so i go intrestin naw!
  Di fɔs ston we de flay go to di Ɔvagɔd, na di ol man we dɛn dɔn chew de trowe am. I so smɔl dat wan sem kayn biuti de tek am na in chɛst, lɛk tɛnis pleya wit bɔl wit rɛkɛt... I deftly hit di skarlet nipple...
  Wan rumbul de swip tru di row dɛn fɔ di lokal man dɛn. Ɛn afta dat, wan ol ays blɔk we gɛt tin dɛn we kɔmɔt frɔm kristal de flay na mi say. Bravo! Di wan dɛn we de pre kin rili du dis wit da kayn rial zil de. A kin ple, a kin nak sɔm tin dɛn wit mi fut ɛn an dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn tek ɔda tin dɛn pan misɛf!
  Eh! Wɛl, di tin dɛn we kin mek pɔsin fil bad pas ɔl kin apin! I tan lɛk se dɛn de gi yu wan rɔf bɔt rili ɛnajiful masaj - di Gɔd uman jɔs gladi. Ɛn a de ɛnkɔrej di man dɛn se:
  - Gi am mɔ ɛnaji guys! Shap tin dɛn we kɔmɔt frɔm kristal - na wan thrill!
  
  
  
  WE YU NƆ ƐKPƐKT DINƆF
  Sotnikov bin go insay in yon apatmɛnt. I ol Atim Sinitsin in an. Di oligarch we dɛn bin bit nɔ bin tray fɔ tinap tranga wan. Nɔto dat nɔmɔ, i bin tan lɛk se i rili gladi. Ɛn we i si di kɔmpyuta, i rɔsh to am wantɛm wantɛm wit wan wayl kray se:
  - Sivilizayshɔn!
  Ɛn i bin de tayp na di Intanɛt... I bin want fɔ no bɔku tin! Sotnikov bin notis bak se di apatmɛnt dɔn chenj smɔl. Pan ɔl we in fɔs posta dɛn we gɛt bɔdi bilda ɛn bɔksa dɛn stil de hang insay dɛn ples. Bɔt dɛn dɔn ad tu ɔ tri nyu wan dɛn. Ɛn di tɛm insay di ia bin difrɛn. Sotnikov bin kɔmɔt na in kɔntri Ɔktoba 5, 2013, jɔs di ivintɛm bifo di Klitschko-Povetkin mats.
  I pas wan tɛm we i mɛmba dis fɛt ɛn tink wit fred aw i dɔn. A bin de wɔnda if Povetkin go ebul fɔ kɔmpit wit big big masta lɛk Klitschko. Di bad tin dɛn we Vladimir gɛt na we i nɔ gɛt tu strɔng chin, i kin bia, ɛn i kin gɛt wanwɔd pan tɛknik. Di las wan nɔ kin fɔgiv pɔsin we win di wɔl.
  Povetkin sɛf nɔ ɛva lɔs, ɛn dɛn nɔ mɛmba if dɛn ɛva knock am dɔŋ. Plɛs di fɛt na Mɔsko, na in teritɔri, we de ɛp bak mɔ. In shot, di chans na fifti-fifti. Ɛn yu kin, fɔ tru, fɛt.
  Sinitsyn bin ala wit sɔprayz se:
  - Na Mach 2015 dɔn pas, bɔku tɛm dɔn pas... Ɛn dɛn de sɛlibret di anekseshɔn fɔ Kraym to Rɔshia!
  Alɛksi Sɔtnikɔv bin sɔprayz:
  - Wetin?
  Artem bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Yes, a de amazed mi sef! Kraym dɔn ɔlrɛdi de na Rɔshia! Ɛn in jɔnal, bɔku tin dɔn chenj!
  Alɛksi bin tɔk smɔl wit kɔntrol se:
  - A bin lɛf di kol kol wɔl insay di Taym fɔ Trɔbul. Ɛn naw i kam fɔ no se big big briz de blo na ya!
  Atɛm nɔ bin ansa wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - Maybe evritin go wok out ya tu! Wɛl, dɛn go mek sɔm nɔys, sankshɔn go de, ɛn ɔltin go kam bak to nɔmal! Ɛn in jɔnal, yu nɔ nid fɔ tink bɔt pɔlitiks naw, bɔt yu nid fɔ tink bɔt biznɛs!
  Alɛksi bin nɔd fɔ sho se i gri se:
  - Yes... Afta ɔl, a nɔ gɛt ɛni prayz fɔ yu yet! Ɛn a gɛt tri pikin dɛn, ɛn a nid fɔ tink bɔt mɔni ɛn bred fɔ ɛvride!
  Atɛm nɔ bin gri wit dis:
  - Fayv dɔn ɔlrɛdi! Na di kɔmpyuta, yu wɛf mek wan ad: dɛn bɔn twins, bɔy pikin ɛn gyal pikin! Alɛksi bin mek in fes kray:
  - Ɛn ustɛm?
  Atɛm ansa wit wan grin se:
  - Jɔs May 9, 2014... Ɛn wetin nɔ mach!
  Alɛksi bin tɔk wit fridɔm se:
  - Nɔ! I jɔs de mach! A nɔ bin no se i dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt bɛlɛ! So i bɛtɛ pasmak!
  Atɛm bin aks in kɔmpin se:
  - Yu go wet fɔ yu wɛf ɔ yu go stɔp na di ɔfis fɔ gɛt di awɔd?
  Alɛksi, afta we i tink fɔ tu-tri sɛkɔn, i bin tɔk se:
  - Siddon wit mi. Drink sɔm ti, it, ɛn wach TV! Wi don taya oredi fo di lack of civilization.
  Atɛm bin gri, bɔt i bin tɔk bak se:
  - Sɔntɛm sɔntin we strɔng pas ti!
  Alɛksi shek in ed:
  - A nɔ de drink!
  Sinitsyn bin grin we i nɔ biliv se:
  - Wetin bɔt na fɛstival?
  Sotnikov nɔ bin want fɔ gri se:
  - Dɔn dray wayn!
  En imbin go insaid det bar. Ɔl di ol bɔtul dɛn bin de de. Wɛl, i klia se di atlet in wɛf nɔ go drink we i nɔ de. Jɔs nɔ tek pɔsin we lɛk pɔsin. I de insay fayn fayn shep ɛn i na fayn blant. Na tru se i dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt fayv pikin dɛn!
  Sotnikov bin lɛk pikin dɛn ɛn i bin want mek i gɛt wan ol os fɔ dɛn.
  Dɛn opin di TV, Alɛksi spre blak kavya pan sanwij, i bin gɛt jɔg ɔltɛm. Ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ wach TV togɛda wit di oligarch.
  Di chanɛl dɛn bin de klik... Bɔku tin dɔn chenj insay wan ɛn af ia... Di gɔvmɛnt dɔn chenj na Yukren, di rubul dɔn fɔdɔm na Rɔshia, dɛn dɔn tek Kraym, bɔt di ikɔmi dɔn wɔs. Ɔltin bin kam fɔ bi mɔ trɔbul. Sotnikov bin notis wit alarm:
  - Dat na intrestin, bot usai mi wuman get di moni fo pe di mortgage fo di apatment? Pan ɔl we a bin gɛt sɔntin na mi akɔn fɔ film fim dɛn, ɛn dɛn kayn od wok dɛn de, we a bin de wok as akiɔlɔjis, bɔt stil...
  Atɛm bin tɔk se:
  - Rayt wan novel bɔt yu advantej dɛn na di Taym fɔ Trɔbul! Yu go jɛntri!
  Alɛksi shek in ed:
  - Nɔ! A dɔn ɔlrɛdi rayt bɔt mi ɔtobayografik wɔ na Chechnya ɛn a dɔn gɛt sɔm peni. Yu kin gɛt mɔ mɔni fɔ sayɛns atikul dɛn! Apat frɔm we yu ebul fɔ indulj fɔ mek yu gɛt nem!
  Atɛm bin drink mɔ wayn ɛn i bin tɔk se:
  -Yu kin jɔyn mi sikyɔriti? A go pe yu gud gud wan!
  Alɛksi shek in ed:
  - A nɔ no... Dɛn dɔn prɔmis yu fɔ gi yu tri milyɔn dala! Wit dat kain moni yu no fit wok at ol! Ɔ stat yu yon biznɛs, we rili intrestin!
  Atɛm bin wispa se:
  - Tri miliɔn fɔ mi! Dɛn rayt di kɔntrakt ɔ na mɔt?
  Alɛksi bin smayl se:
  - Na tru se dɛn rayt am! A no se wɔd dɛn tan lɛk briz!
  Artyom bin gigl ɛn tek wan bayt pan wan sandwich wit kavya, ɛn i bin tɔk se:
  - Dɛn bin gladi fɔ mi fayn fayn wan! Wɛl, go bifo!
  A yɛri wan ki de tɔn na di lɔk. Sotnikov bin jomp kɔmɔt fɔ go mit am. I bin rili want fɔ si in wɛf. Ɛn na ya i de... Klosap i nɔ chenj, pas nɔmɔ i ful-ɔp smɔl, bɔt i stil atletik ɛn slɛnd. Na Artyom in tu pikin dɛn bin de insay di strola. Bɔy ɛn gyal pikin. Tu strola dɛn bin de, ɛn na wan yɔŋ man we bin tan lɛk se i ol lɛk twɛnti ia so, pul di sɛkɔn wan. Sotnikov aks wit harsh wan se:
  - Ɛn udat na dis?
  Di wɛf bin mumu smɔl:
  - Yu? Bak?
  Alɛksi bin grap:
  - Ɛn wetin?
  Di wɛf bin de muf wit fred se:
  - Yu no se dɛn dɔn put yu pan di All-Russian wanted list, dɛn aks yu fɔ kil nayn pipul!
  Alɛksi bin de grɔmbul se:
  - Wel, yes... Na big big sapraiz!
  Di wɛf bin ɔda dray wan se:
  - Mek wi go na di os!
  Di yɔŋ man luk askance ɛn fala dɛn. I bin wɛr wan lɛda jakit we rili fashɔn ɛn i bin gɛt dayamɔn ring na in indeks finga.
  Artem Sinitsyn bin grit Natasha fayn fayn wan. I tan lɛk se Sotnikov in wɛf nɔ ivin ol tati ia, ɛn i rili fayn. I nɔ wɔnda we di yɔŋ man bit am.
  Natasha, we i si in man in kɔstik glans, i se:
  - Dis na Borka... Na rich mama ɛn papa in pikin, ɛn na rili gud padi! If nɔto fɔ am, dɛn fɔ dɔn ɔlrɛdi tek wi apatmɛnt fɔ dɛt!
  Afta dat, di wɛf ɛksplen se:
  - Na patikula, dem aks Alexey se im kil 8 pipul fo di pak. Ɛn na tru - i kil! Dɛn bin ɛng bak di kil we dɛn kil wan polisman we de fɛt-fɛt, pan ɔl we in yon pipul dɛn bin shot am bay mistek. So Alexey de pan di list we ɔl Rɔshia want ɛn dɛn rayt am as pɔsin we nɔ de. Pantap dat, Interpol de luk fo am. Ɛn se ivin fɔ wan ol ia, pipul dɛn bin de du di wok nia in apatmɛnt.
  Pantap dat, dɛn bin friz di akɔn.
  Na tru se dɛn nɔ bin pul di bɛlɛ mama we gɛt tri pikin dɛn ɛn afta dat fayv pikin dɛn. Dɔn i mit Bɔris. Di yɔŋ man we bin de flay bin mek lɔv to wan uman we gɛt ɛkspiriɛns ɛn i bin lɛk am. Ɛn i bigin fɔ gi am mɔni ɛn waka wit in pikin dɛn. Ɛn Boris na rili gud yɔŋ man fɔ stɔdi na Mɔsko Stet Yunivasiti, ɛn in jɔnal na wɔndaful man, ɛn if i nɔ bin de, i fɔ dɔn dɔn wit di pikin dɛn na strit.
  Pantap dat, naw Alexey get oda we - either go ron bak, or go prizin fo long taim. Ɛn di kil we dɛn kil nayn pipul, inklud wan riot polisman, plus wan kɔndɛm we dɛn bin dɔn kɔndɛm am bifo as smɔl pikin - de kɛr layf sɛnt.
  Alɛksi, afta we i lisin to ɔl dis, i bin tɔk se:
  - Den a de lef dis wold! A gɛt bɔku ɔda tin dɛn bifo mi!
  Bifo i gɛt tɛm fɔ tɔk dis, di domɔt bɛl ring ɛn klos to wantɛm wantɛm, dɛn nak di mɛtal. Raf vɔys dɛn bin de ala:
  - Polis! Opin yusɛf!
  Alɛksi pul di statu fɔ Svarog na in bɛlt, shek an wit Bɔris ɛn Atɛm gudbay, kis in wɛf, ɛn jomp kɔmɔt na di nɛks rum. Di polis dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de brok di domɔt. Di riot polis bin bit wi wit rayf but.
  Sotnikov tɔk wan spɛl ɛn di wɔd dɛn: Gɔd di Gret Svarog, tek mi bak to di Taym fɔ Trɔbul.
  Di domɔt bin fɔdɔm ɛn polis ɛn polis dɛn we de mek fɛt-fɛt brok insay di apatmɛnt. Dɛn bin de rɔn rawnd di rum dɛn. Wan brayt flash flash, lɛk ɔndrɛd foto blitz, ɛn Alesey disappear...
  Turbulent centuries bin flash bifo am...
  
  
  GORBACHEV KRASH INSAY 1988
  Ɛn nɔto ɔltin we dɛn kin du. Insay 1988, insay Me, wan plen we bin de kɛr Mikhail Sergeevich Gorbachev bin fɔdɔm. Ɛn bak di we aw istri bin de go chenj. Yegor Ligachev bi di nyu Jɛnɛral Sɛktri fɔ di CPSU Sɛntral Kɔmiti. Di Wɔsaw Pakt nɔ bin dɔn fɔdɔm yet.
  Yegor Kuzmich bigin fɔ tay di nɛt dɛn. Dimɔkratayzeshɔn dɔn dɔn. Di strɔng we aw dɛn de kɔrɛkt pipul dɛn ɛn di we aw dɛn de mek ɔda tin dɛn, bin bigin. Fɔmal wan, di kɔs to perestroika bin kip, bɔt ful-ɔp wit difrɛn kɔntinyu. Dɛn bigin fɔ mek pipul dɛn we lɛk dɛn kɔntri sɔfa bad bad wan ɛn fɛt kɔrɔpshɔn. Pantap dat, afta tu-tri ia, dɛn bin tek wan nyu we we gɛt wanwɔd fɔ di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn kɔnstityushɔn.
  Yegor Kuzmich bin de tayt di nat dɛn. Bɔt di sem tɛm i bin tray fɔ kɔntinyu fɔ gɛt gud neba padi biznɛs wit di Wɛst. Bɔt, i bin tɔn to bad. Bɔt pan ɔl dat, di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin kɔmɔt na Afganistan ɛn kɔntinyu fɔ ɛp Najibula. Dɛn bin de yuz plen dɛn bak ɛn smɔl spɛshal fɔs yunit dɛn.
  I nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ win di Mujahideen dɛn, bɔt di tin dɛn we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn ami lɔs na Afganistan nɔ bin bɔku. Insay Istan Yurop, di lida dɛn dɔn chenj, to yɔŋ wan dɛn, bɔt dɛn dɔn chenj bak to di wan dɛn we de sɔpɔt Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn.
  Rifɔm dɛn bin apin bak na di pɔlitikal strɔkchɔ. Bɔt pan ɔl dat, Yegor Ligachev bin mek di post fɔ bi Prɛsidɛnt fɔ di USSR, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin gɛt ɛni kɔntes pan di ilɛkshɔn. Dɛn bin mek di pawa we di edman fɔ di stet gɛt bɔku. Infakt, dɛn dɔn mek wan diktetɔship fɔ di pɔsin. Fɔs, dɛn bin gɛt tu tɛm limit. Bɔt afta dat, dɛn bin gɛt rifrendum ɛn dɛn pul da kayn tin de we di kɔnstityushɔn se.
  Insay 1991, Irak bin tek Kuwait. Di prayz fɔ ɔyl bin jomp. Di USSR bin sɔpɔt Sadam Husayn. Wan fɛt-fɛt bin kam.
  Nɔ lɛk rial istri, Amɛrika nɔ bin disayd fɔ fɛt di Dɛzat Stom, bɔt i bin sɛn in sojaman dɛn na Saudi Arabia. Di fɛt-fɛt bitwin Rɔshia ɛn di Wɛst dɔn strɔng bak. Na tru se Bush Sr bin lɔs di ilɛkshɔn to Klinton. Di las wan bin want fɔ mek di padi biznɛs wit di USSR sof. Di tin bin kol smɔl. Kuwait bin bi pat pan Irak. Wan wɔ bin de apin na Afganistan. Yugoslavia bin bigin fɔ fɔdɔm.
  Di USSR bin disayd fɔ ɛp Sɛbia. Dis bin mek dɛn yuz pawa fɔ mek Yugoslavia kam bak ɛn dɛn bin mek di Wɔsaw Pakt. Albania, afta di chenj we di gɔvmɛnt chenj, insɛf bin kam bak to di fold fɔ di CMEA ɛn di USSR. To sɔm mak, di soshialis kamp dɔn strɔng. Dɛn dɔn ivin mek pipul dɛn kam nia Chaina.
  As Chaina bin de strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ, di rileshɔn wit Amɛrika bin de pwɛl fɔ di Sɛlestial Ɛmpaya. Bɔt di USSR sɔm kayn we nɔ bin de agyu igen pan aydia ɛn i bin bi impɔtant sɔs fɔ raw matirial fɔ Chaina. Jɛnɛral wan, di rifɔm dɛn we dɛn dɔn mek na Rɔshia nɔ bɔku. Di ikɔmi bin kɔntinyu fɔ bi plan. Na tred nɔmɔ bin fri smɔl. Di kɔpɔraytiv dɛn stil de. I bin pɔsibul fɔ wok pan pɔsin in yon plot. Dɛn nɔ bin ban fɔ du fam wok, bɔt i nɔ bin rili bɔku.
  We Yegor Kuzmich yuz di we dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn plan ɛn strikt dairekt dɛn, i bin ebul fɔ mek di ikɔmi mɔdan. Wɛl, insay prinsipul, di ɛkspiriɛns we Nɔt Koria gɛt dɔn sho se ivin if dɛn nɔ gɛt makit i pɔsibul fɔ mek wɛpɔn dɛn we rili tide, bil os dɛn, ɛn mek guds.
  Insay di Stalinist stayl, dɛn bin de mek di kɔrɛkt we dɛn de kɔrɛkt pipul dɛn strɔng, dɛn bin de fɛt fɔ drink te dɛn chak, ɛn dɛn bin de ɛng pipul dɛn we de tek brayb. Dis bin afɛkt sɔm tin dɛn na wan kɔntri we jɛntri ɛn we bin de divɛlɔp. Dɛn bin mek di wok we di risach institiut dɛn bin de du izi wan ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ mek sayɛns go bifo wit di ɛp we sharashka dɛn bin de ɛp dɛn. Dɛn bin mek saybanɛtiks bak we dɛn bin de yuz di we aw dɛn de du tin fɔ dayrɛkt. Di ikɔmi we dɛn bin dɔn plan bin wok ɛn divɛlɔp. Ɛn dɛn bil faktri dɛn, ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ mek di faktri dɛn tide.
  Di wɛj skim dɔn chenj smɔl: dɛn dɔn pul di ikwal.
  Dɛn bin de pɔnish di parasitism bad bad wan. Prodakt autput inkrεs notis wan.
  As e bi so, soshialism na komplit effektiv sistem. Dɛn bin mek di wokman dɛn yɔŋ bak, dɛn bin mek pipul dɛn de kɔrɛkt dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin mek sayɛns ɛn teknɔlɔji divɛlɔp. En off wi go.
  Insay 1998, Hugo Chavez bin kam na Venezuela ɛn i bin anawns se dɛn dɔn kam nia di USSR. Di Soviet ɛmpaya bin bigin fɔ tek di brij dɛn na Latin Amɛrika. Soshialism bin de divɛlɔp. Insay Afganistan, di wɔ we bin dɔn de fɔ lɔng tɛm bin bigin fɔ dɔn. Di Mujahideen dɛn bin fil se dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ win ɛn smɔl smɔl dɛn bin de go bak to pisful layf.
  Insay 2001, di Soviet ɛmpaya bin gɛt nyu padi - di kɔmyunis dɛn bin win na Gris ɛn Itali. Dɛn tu kɔntri ya bin anɔys se dɛn dɔn jɔyn di CMEA.
  Di tin dɛn we bin de apin na di wɔl bin de wam bak. Di nyu Ripɔblikan prɛsidɛnt bin de bil Amɛrika in sojaman dɛn. Di wɔl bin de nia fɔ mek nyuklia wɔ. Di USSR ɛn USA ɔl tu bil SDI ɛn mishɔl difens. Insay 2003, Bush bin disayd fɔ go fɛt wɔ wit Irak.
  Bɔt i bin gɛt fɔ fɛt wit di USSR. Di Amɛrikan avieshɔn dɛn bin lɔs bɔku tin frɔm di Irak ɛya difens we di USSR bin de gi, ɛn di ɔpreshɔn we dɛn bin de du na grɔn nɔ bin wok fayn. Di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn, we nɔ bin go insay di wɔ, bin ɛp Iran ɛn Irak. Dɛn bin sɛn sojaman dɛn na Amɛrika. Di prayz fɔ ɔyl bin go ɔp. Bɔt, dis nɔ bin rili impɔtant. Di tranga tin dɛn we dɛn bin du na di USSR bin mek ɔda tin dɛn we dɛn bin de du na di kɔlektif fam dɛn ɛn di agrikalchɔral prodakshɔn bin bɔku. Bɔt gud tin na dat, di teritɔri big ɛn di klaymat dɔn kol. Ɛn teknɔlɔji ɛn sɛlɛkshɔn dɔn de divɛlɔp.
  Rili inkrisayz sɛlɛkshɔn ɛn divɛlɔp nyu brid dɛn fɔ animal dɛn, ɛn di milk we dɛn go gɛt go bɔku. Bɔt, milk bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de na di USSR.
  Wetin wi go se bɔt mit? Dɛn bin de mɛn nyu brid dɛn we bin de wok fayn, dɛn bin mek kɔmpleks dɛn, dɛn bin mek ɔda tin dɛn bak, ɛn dɛn bin ivin gɛt mɔ mit pas aw dɛn bin nid am. Ɛn naw, di USSR de sɛn tin fɔ it na ɔda kɔntri dɛn. As e bi so, if problem bin de, na bikos Brezhnev bin dismis evribodi. Ɛn we dɛn dɔn tayt di nɛt dɛn, di sistɛm we dɛn bin dɔn plan fɔ du bin bigin fɔ wok. Ɛn ɔnda Brezhnev i nɔ bin so bad. Mit nɔ dia, di pe dɔn go ɔp. Pipul dɛn bin de bay fɔ yuz tumara bambay, ɛn tin nɔ bin de apin. Dɛn bin du wan chenj na di prayz, ɛn ɔltin bin apia. Dɛn ad prodakshɔn, ɛn nɔsay nɔ bin de fɔ put di mit.
  So... Ɔltin de go akɔdin to wetin dɛn plan! Ɔltin de go akɔdin to wetin dɛn plan! Ɛn dɛn kin sɔlv mɔ ɔ smɔl prɔblɛm dɛn, ɛn dɛn kin bil os dɛn. Fɔ ikɔnomi, di Soviet avrej pɔsin bin dɔn de liv fayn fayn wan. Yɛs, insay prinsipul, i nɔ bin po ivin ɔnda Gɔbachɛv. Na bin prɔpaganda nɔmɔ bin mek di lay lay stori bɔt aw pipul dɛn de liv ay layf na di Wɛst ɛn pipul dɛn we nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ layf na di USSR, bɔku. Ɛn di shɔtat bin kam bak bikɔs ɔf di hysteria we dɛn bin de wip na di midia.
  We di kɔmyunis dɛn fri di prɛs ɛn ilɛktronik midia frɔm kɔntrol, dɛn dig dɛn yon grev. Jɔnalist dɛn bin de gɛt grant frɔm ɔda kɔntri dɛn, ɛn bikɔs dɛn nɔ bin fil se dɛn de kɔntrol dɛn ɔnda di we aw di Wɛstinian patna dɛn bin de tɛl dɛn, dɛn bigin fɔ sink dɛn kɔntri. Bɔt prɔpaganda kin mek pɔsin want fɔ du ɛnitin. Inklud dat sno na blak ɛn kol na wayt. Wan ilyushɔn bin kam se tin bad na di USSR, bɔt gud na di Wɛst. Infakt, ivin ɔnda Gɔbachev, di sitizin dɛn na Rɔshia bin de liv bad bad layf smɔl pas di pipul dɛn na Amɛrika. Ɛn we i kam pan stebiliti ɛn sikyɔriti, i ivin bɛtɛ.
  Ɛn ɔnda Ligachev, di ikɔmi bin stil de go ɔp akɔdin to di plan. I tek ɔf, we wan tranga we fɔ fos pipul dɛn ɛn wan strikt rijim bin mek i bigin fɔ du am. Soshialism kin jɔs wok if di dikteta mek di birokrasi aparɛt muv, mɔ bay we i de put di wan dɛn we nɔ tek tɛm na jel, ɛn ɛng sɔm.
  Di ɛgzampul bɔt di we aw di Stalinist gɔvmɛnt bin wok fayn, rili klia. Bikɔs Stalin bin dɔn tek kɔntrol pan wan kɔntri we sivil wɔ dɔn pwɛl, i bin ebul fɔ mek i bi industrial, supa pawa insay shɔt tɛm. We insay 1941 bin gɛt di big ami we i kam pan di nɔmba fɔ di tank ɛn plen dɛn.
  Na tru se dis nɔto jɔs Stalin in yon mɛrit. Dis na wan gud tin we di rigid kɔmyunis sistɛm gɛt. Ɛn wan fayn plan ikɔmi. Insef, divɛlɔpmɛnt akɔdin to plan na big plus, agens di bakdrop fɔ di kɔndishɔn na di makit.
  Ɔnda Stalin, ɛn fɔ sɔm tɛm afta Stalin, di USSR ikɔmi bin gro fast pas di Wɛstinian kɔntri dɛn. Ivin ɔnda Brezhnev, di tin dɛn we dɛn bin de mek na di industri bin bɔku tri tɛm. Bɔt insay di las ia dɛn, Rɔshia dɔn bigin fɔ de biɛn di ɔda pat dɛn na di wɔl.
  Di stagnation ɛn decrepitude nɔto jɔs Brezhnev, bɔt di ɔl Politburo tek in toll. Ɛn bak di disiplin we de go dɔŋ, di kɔrɔpshɔn we de gro, di les we dairekta dɛn we nɔ want fɔ strɛs dɛnsɛf de les. Ɛn di birokrat dɛn we de tink bɔt dɛnsɛf nɔmɔ de slo fɔ mek dɛn nɔ yuz nyu teknɔlɔji dɛn, jɔs fɔ mek dɛn nɔ go muf.
  Bɔt di taf Yegor Ligachev bin yuz di wip ɛn wip di birokrat dɛn. I bin mek di wokman dɛn yɔŋ bak ɛn bigin fɔ aks fɔ mek dɛn bigin yuz nyu teknɔlɔji dɛn. I tek tɛm introduks sɔm makɛt ɛlimɛnt dɛn ɛn put ɛnd fɔ ikwal di pe. I bin tayt disiplin ɛn rili mek lɔ we se dɛn nɔ fɔ kɔrɛkt pipul dɛn. I bin strikt wan fɔ mek dɛn bɔn pikin dɛn ɛn i bin de pe taks pan mared pipul dɛn we nɔ gɛt pikin, pan mared pipul dɛn we nɔ mared, ɛn mared pipul dɛn we gɛt wan pikin nɔmɔ.
  Laif bin kam bɛtɛ pan tin dɛn we pɔsin gɛt. Bɔt di wan pati sistɛm bin stil de rul. Na tru se we yu kɔmpia am to di tɛm we Brezhnev bin de, sɔntin dɔn chenj. Na mɔ, ɔda ilɛkshɔn dɛn bigin fɔ apin.
  Bɔt stil, di nomineshɔn fɔ kandidet dɛn bin stil de ɔnda di ɔtoriti dɛn kɔntrol. Dɛn bin nominate tu ɔ tri kandidet dɛn we di KGB bin chɛk fɔ si if dɛn na tru. Bɔt ɔlrɛdi, dɛn dɔn du sɔm kayn we fɔ falamakata ilɛkshɔn. Nɔto lɛk aw i bin de bifo. Bɔt, no nyu pati nɔ bin apia. Ligachev bin disayd se lɛs bɛtɛ, bɔt i bɛtɛ. Sɛns bin de na tɛlivishɔn ɛn na di prɛs - sɔntɛm i bin ivin strikt pas ɔnda Brezhnev. Dɛn bin de put di wan dɛn we nɔ gri wit di gɔvmɛnt na prizin, ɛn dɛn nɔ bin de put dɛn na ɔspitul dɛn we de mɛn pipul dɛn we gɛt maynd prɔblɛm. Yu kin ivin gɛt prizin sɛnt fɔ we yu tɛl jok.
  Na di sem tɛm, sɔm pipul dɛn bin de falamakata dimokrasi. A bin kam fɔ fri mɔ fɔ du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs. Speshali, dɛn bin de shot fim dɛn we de sho mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit gyal pikin dɛn we nekɛd. Dɛn bin de pɔnish pɔsin we de du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit ɔda pɔsin, bɔt dɛn bin mek lɔ se fɔ du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit ɔda pɔsin. Di bɔn rit bin stimulate. Insay tin dɛn we gɛt fɔ du wit rilijɔn, afta we dɛn bin sof fɔs, pipul dɛn bigin fɔ biliv se Gɔd de bak. I tan lɛk se di Islamist dɛn tɔk bin mek di rijim fred ɛn disayd fɔ nip fundamentalism insay di bud.
  Dɛn bin lɔk di Moskɛt ɛn di parish dɛn, dɛn bin ban fɔ rayt buk dɛn we gɛt fɔ du wit rilijɔn. Dɛn bin de tɔk lay lay tin dɛn we pipul dɛn nɔ biliv se Gɔd de. Dɛn nɔ bin alaw difrɛn kayn Protɛstant dɛn: Baptist, Jiova Witnɛs, Adventist, Pɛntikɔstal.
  Dɛn bin mek di Kɔmyunis aydia strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Sɔm pipul dɛn dɔn tray bak fɔ mek ɔda tin we difrɛn rilijɔn dɛn dɔn prɔmis fɔ liv afta pɔsin day. Fɔ ɛgzampul, di pawa we sayɛns gɛt fɔ gɛt layf bak frɔm di wan dɛn we dɔn day.
  Insay 2005, pipul dɛn we bin de travul na di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin flay go na Mas. Wi land ɛn tek ɔf frɔm di wata we de ɔp. Dis na bin ɔda tin we kɔmyunis sayɛns bin win.
  Amɛrika bin fɛt wɔ wit Irak ɛn Iran fɔ lɔng tɛm. Di lɔs dɛn bin de bɔku, bɔt no sayn nɔ bin de fɔ se dɛn dɔn win. Insai 2006, Bush bin stat im las ofensiv. Bɔt a bin de stɔp na fɛt-fɛt.
  Afta di Ripɔblikan dɛn win, di Amɛrika pipul dɛn kɔmɔt na Saudi Arabia insay 2009. Dis rijyɔn bin kam ɔnda di kɔntrol fɔ Iran ɛn Irak. We bin mek di ɔyl prayz go ɔp mɔ. Bɔt fɔ naw, di tin bin stil de tranga. Nyuklia wɔ bin de pan denja. Pan ɔl we nɔbɔdi nɔ bin rili want fɔ bigin am. Misɛl difens bin de divɛlɔp.
  Ɔl tu di say dɛn bin de shek shek we dɛn bin de nia fɔ fɔdɔm.
  Bɔt, ɔnda Obama, di tin bigin chenj. Dɛn bin tek tɛm tray fɔ mek dɛn kam nia dɛnsɛf. Insay 2013, dɛn bin du ɔpreshɔn pan Yegor Ligachev in at. Ɛn bikɔs i bin dɔn ol, i bin anawns se i dɔn lɛf fɔ bi Prɛsidɛnt fɔ di USSR.
  Bay dis tɛm, di kɔntri bin dɔn go ɔp bad bad wan pan di ikɔmi. Di ami na di bɛst wan dɛn na di wɔl, ɛn na big ami we gɛt bɔku bɔku tank dɛn we tan lɛk pyramid.
  Di nyu prɛsidɛnt na bin Gennady Zyuganov we bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi ol bak. Yegor Ligachev bin pik in diputi we bɔku pipul dɛn sabi. We bin, afta ɔl, twɛnti-fo ia yɔŋ pas am.
  Zyuganov kɔntinyu fɔ du in fɔs kɔs - fɔ bil kɔmyunizim. Di Soviet Ɛmpaya bin bi di fɔs kɔntri we gɛt mɔni na di wɔl. Di kɔmbaynshɔn fɔ ay teknɔlɔji, fɔ pul raw matirial na di kɔntri we jɛntri pas ɔl na di wɔl, strikt Stalinist disiplin, ɛn di wip ɔp fɔ di birokrasi aprɛshɔn bin gɛt ɛfɛkt.
  Di soja industri dɔn divɛlɔp bak, mɔ di mishɔl difens. Infakt, di USSR dɔn bi pɔsin we nɔ go ebul fɔ ambɔg am! Ɛn Zyuganov bin bigin fɔ fala wan tin we tranga fɔ du na di wɔl.
  Fɔs, di kansul dɛn bin bigin fɔ wok mɔ na Afrika. Na da sem tɛm de, bɔku bɔku rɛd rivɔlɔshɔn dɛn bin apin na di Arab kɔntri dɛn. Islamik kɔmyunis dɛn bin kam na Ijipt. Jɔs lɛk ɔda kɔntri dɛn.
  Dɛn bin mek Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bays dɛn na Vɛnizwela ɛn Latin Amɛrika.
  Di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin bigin fɔ atak Pakistan. Laki se di strɛch fɔ pawa de dɔn rili strɔng.
  Di soja opareshɔn na Pakistan bin go bifo kwik kwik wan. Ɛn i bin de kɔst smɔl mɔni fɔ lɔs. Dɛn bin put wan gɔvmɛnt we de sɔpɔt kɔmyunis de ɛn mek dɛnsɛf strɔng. India bin anɔys se i dɔn go insay di CMEA ɛn di Warsaw Pact. Wan singl rubul zon dɔn kɔmɔt.
  CMEA bin bi wan pawaful ɔganayzeshɔn we bin gɛt Finland. Bikɔs i bin dɔn bil di mɔsul dɛn na di USSR, i bin drim bɔt di wɔl we kɔmyunizim go de rul. Di kam we Trump kam na pawa fo Amerika don onli wos di situeshɔn fo di wold. Ɔl tu di kɔntri dɛn ɛn tu grup dɛn, di Wɔsaw Pakt ɛn NATO, bin chenj trɛtin.
  Di USSR bin bigin fɔ mek tank dɛn we tan lɛk pyramidal. Inklud UT-5 singl-sit ɛn mɔ advans motoka dɛn. Tank dɛn we gɛt ilɛktrik motoka dɛn bin apia bak. Dɛn bin de muf kwik kwik wan ɛn i bin tan lɛk se dɛn nɔ bin de bɔn.
  Bɔt di men tin na di layt VHF mishɔl difɛns sistem, we ebul fɔ disable di ikwipmɛnt fɔ nyuklia mishɔl dɛn ɛn kɔba di wan ol teritɔri na di USSR.
  Wan kɔmplit lɔjik kwɛstyɔn bin kam ya: nɔto tɛm? Maybe wi shud rili end America by force of arms?
  Di kweshon na hu China go de wit. Di Sɛlestial Ɛmpaya nɔ strɔng lɛk aw i bin de na rial istri. Kɔmpitishɔn frɔm di USSR bin gɛt in ifɛkt - we bin pul di Chaynish ɛn British kɔmɔt na Afrika. Yɛs, ɛn Soviet guds ɔlsay na di wɔl. Chaina bin afɛkt bad bad wan bak bikɔs dɛn nɔ bin want fɔ mek rifɔm, ɛn bak di ol lidaship, we nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ tek in ples. If Zyuganov ɛn Ligachev dɛnsɛf na bin ol man, dat min se dɛn tim dɛn bin yɔŋ.
  Chaina bin de shem smɔl. I bin want fɔ win Sayberia togɛda wit Amɛrika. Bɔt sɔm kayn we i de mek pɔsin fred. Pantap dat, na Iran, pipul dɛn bin chenj di pawa, ɛn di Islamik kɔmyunis dɛn bin kam. Dat min se, pipul dɛn we de ɔnda di rɛd-grin flag. Ɛn wetin? Kɔmyunizim ɛn Islam fiba pan sɔm we dɛn. Ɛn wi kin ignore di tru tin we se pipul dɛn we nɔ biliv se Gɔd de na di USSR. Pantap dat, sɔm we aw pipul dɛn we nɔ biliv se Gɔd de, kin mek di Islamist dɛn vɛks smɔl pas di Ɔtodɔks pipul dɛn.
  Ɛn insay 2019, di Wɔsaw Pakt bin bigin fɔ fɛt NATO. Di impak we bɔku bɔku Soviet tank dɛn bin gɛt nɔ bin ebul fɔ stɔp. Insay sɔm dez, dɛn bin kech ɔl Jamani ɛn kɔmyunis sojaman dɛn bin atak Paris.
  Di rɛd flag bin de flay oba di Ifɛl Tawa. Di fɛt dɛn sho se di Soviet teknɔlɔji bɛtɛ pas di Wɛstinian tɛknɔlɔji. Ɛn di tank dɛn we tan lɛk pyramidal nɔ bin de go insay di ɔtdɛd 120-mm kanɔn frɔm ɛni angul. In jenɛral, na stupid fɔ nɔ mɔdaniz yu artileri fɔ so lɔng. Bɔt 140-mm kanɔn nɔ go tek pan pyramid tank dɛn bak.
  We dɛn bin de fɛt wɔ, di Soviet plen dɛn bin de sho bak se dɛn strɔng pas dɛn. I bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ di fɛt-fɛt bin de na wan say. Di lɔng we aw di Soviet mishɔl dɛn bin de pwɛl bin gɛt ɛfɛkt. Dɛn bin kɔt di ɛnimi dɛn frɔm fa. Ɛn dis, fɔ tru, na bin to sɔm mak wan mayns - di payɔt dɛn bin gɛt ridyus chans fɔ sho dɛn maynd.
  Smɔl smɔl prɔblɛm dɛn kin apin na Ingland nɔmɔ. Bɔt ivin na ya di Sɔviɛt ami bin krɔs di Inglish Chanɛl kwik kwik wan. Ɛn i go stret na Lɔndɔn. Zyuganov nɔ bin tan lɛk Hitlɛr, i bin ebul fɔ du bɔku tin dɛn, ɛn insay shɔt tɛm.
  Bɔku bɔku sojaman dɛn na di Wɛst bin sɔrɛnda. As i bi, NATO ami dɛn nɔ rɛdi fɔ fɛt wɔ. Na bin wan blitzkrieg wit di kapchɔ fɔ ɔl Yurop ɛn Briten insay jɔs wan mɔnt. Dɛn bin tek Gibraltar fɔ muf.
  Afta dat di Rɛd Ami, togɛda wit di Chaynish pipul dɛn, bin muf pas na Alaska fɔ go na Amɛrika. Pantap dat, dɛn bin bil wan relwe branch fɔ go na Chukotka. So di Soviet ɛmpaya bin rɛdi fɔ du bad bad tin dɛn. Ɛn di advans we dɛn bin de go ɔlsay na Alaska bin go bifo wit in yon spid.
  Di fɛt dɛn sho se di Amɛrikan Ambrams, pan ɔl we dɛn bin dɔn mek am mɔdan, dɛn nɔ bin gɛt op igen. Ɛn i nɔ de wok atɔl agens wan tank we tan lɛk pyramidal. So Soviet mashin dɛn de go bifo fayn fayn wan. Ɛn i lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn lɔs ɛnitin. Di Chaynish pipul dɛn de du sɔntin we wɔs, bɔt dɛn de rili shaw di ɛnimi dɛn wit bɔdi.
  Di ofensiv agens Yurop bigin May 1, 2019. Ɛn di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin go na Amɛrika insay Julay. Insay wan mɔnt, dɛn bin kech klos to ɔl Alaska. Bɔt di Amɛrika pipul dɛn bin fɛt wit traŋa. Dɛn sojaman dɛn we bin de waka na fut bin de shot fayn fayn wan. Bɔt di prɔblɛm bin tɔn to Sɔviɛt tank dɛn, ɛn dɛn nɔ bin gɛt ɛni fayn we fɔ fɛt dɛn. Dis pyramidal shep na tu rili protɛkshɔn. As e bi so, di Yankees bin tu let fo modernize di Ambrams.
  Bay midul Ɔktoba, di Soviet tank dɛn bin dɔn pas Kanada ɛn go insay di kɔntinɛntal Amɛrika.
  Trump bin tray fɔ deklare ɔl-ɔut wɔ, bɔt i bin luk lɛk se i rili laf. Di Amɛrika pipul dɛn bin bi hostaj fɔ di wɔs kwantiti ɛn kwaliti we di ami gɛt. Ɛn bak di lɔk fɔ padi dɛn. Dɛn bin gɛda pawaful shok fɔs dɛn.
  Sɔviɛt motoka dɛn we gɛt bɔku bɔku nyuklia pawa dɛn bak bin tek pat pan di fɛt dɛn. We ɛnitin nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔp am.
  Ɛn dɛn kin go rayt tru ɛni pozishɔn. Ɛn na di ays, natin nɔ de fɔ ol di Amɛrika pipul dɛn. Fɔ tɔk mɔ, Amɛrika pipul dɛn nɔ kin ebul fɔ difend dɛnsɛf. Wan ol armadas fɔ Soviet plen dɛn de brok brok. Pantap dat, wit laser wɛpɔn dɛn, natin nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔp dɛn. Dis kayn pawa de rɔsh. Pawa we nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ falamakata.
  Afta ɔl, frɔm di taiga to di British si - di Rɛd Ami na di wan we strɔng pas ɔl!
  Bɔt di Amɛrikan dɛn bin stil fɛt tranga wan. Ivin di nyu Reagan tank bin yuz. Dɛn bin instɔl wan 155 mm kanɔn pan am. Ɛn dis mashin bin dɔn ebul fɔ mek at le sɔm damej pan di tank dɛn we tan lɛk piramid na di USSR.
  Bɔt natin nɔ bin ebul fɔ sev Amɛrika. Bay di nyu ia, di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin dɔn tek Nyu Yɔk ɛn Washinton. Dɛn dɔn siŋ Amɛrika in siŋ. We Janwari dɔn, di wan dɛn we lɛf pan di Amɛrikan sojaman dɛn bin giv-ɔp. Bɔku milyɔn pipul dɛn bin sɔrɛnda.
  Na so di tɔd wɔl wɔ bin dɔn, we i nɔ bin te pas wan ia. Zyuganov, dis lida we jɔs nɔ bin rili at fɔ si, bin ebul fɔ win di laurels fɔ di wan we win di Tɔd Wɔl Wɔ. Ɛn mek yu pawa strɔng.
  Bɔt nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ chenj ɛnitin. Dɛn bin shot ɔl di Amɛrikan mishɔl dɛn. Bɔt di USSR nɔ bin mek nyuklia atak dɛn pan Amɛrika.
  Bɔt, 2020 bin mek di Soviet ɛmpaya gɛt pawa. Bɔt Chaina de bak. Aw lɔŋ yu go ebul fɔ bia wit wan gɔvmɛnt we rili indipɛndɛnt?
  Insay 2021, we dɛn tek advantej pan di tru tin we se sojaman dɛn bin tek di gɔvmɛnt na Chaina, di Rɛd Ami bin go bifo.
  Di fɛt dɛn bin tɔn to rili traŋa. Bɔku Chaynish pipul dɛn de, ɛn dɛn gɛt bɔku tin dɛn pan ɔl we dɛn dɔn ol. Bɔt di Soviet sojaman dɛn kin muv mɔ.
  Di wɔ bin drɛg fɔ go bifo smɔl. Di blitzkrieg nɔ bin wok, as di Chaynish pipul dɛn bin gɛda insay wan fist na di fes fɔ di pɔsin we bin atak dɛn!
  Dɛn bin ivin fos di Soviet kɔmand fɔ yuz nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn. If nɔto dat, di lɔs dɛn fɔ dɔn tu big.
  Afta tu ia we dɛn bin de fɛt wɔ, dɛn bin dɔn win Chaina. Ɛn blɔd bin shed. Twɛnti tɛm pas di tɛm we dɛn bin de du di Tɔd Wɔl Wɔ. Bɔt dɛn bin ebul fɔ krɔs di ɛmpaya we de na ɛvin. Dɛn bin dɔnawe wit bɔku pan di pipul dɛn we bin de de.
  Soviet hegemoni na di wɔl dɔn establish - naw difinitiv wan. Insay 2025, dɛn bin prɛd di ruble zon. Ɛn kɔntrol di we aw di mɔni de flɔ na di wɔl. Dɛn bin dɔn swɛla Afrika.
  Ɛn i nɔ tu te, dɛn bigin fɔ mek pipul dɛn want fɔ go insay di USSR bay dɛnsɛf. Dɛn bin gɛda bɔku bɔku sojaman dɛn. Kɔntri dɛn wan afta di ɔda wan dɛn bin jɔyn di ɛmpaya. Dɛn bin de go bifo bak fɔ go na di spes.
  I notis se di rilijɔn polisi we Zyuganov bin de rul dɔn sof. Dɛn bin alaw di tin dɛn we di Protɛstant dɛn bin de du, dɛn bin opin nyu parish dɛn. Bɔt fɔmal wan di pati bin stil nɔ biliv se Gɔd de.
  Insay 2034, Zyuganov we ol naynti ia bin lɛf fɔ bi prɛsidɛnt fɔ Rɔshia, ɛn i bin gi am to Suraikin.
  Bay dis tɛm, na lɛk ɔl di kɔntri dɛn na di wɔl bin dɔn jɔyn di USSR. Na so di fɔmɛshɔn fɔ di Soviet hegemoni bin dɔn. Ɛn di men gol na fɔ mek di ples big. Na da sem tɛm de, dɛn bin de du wok fɔ mek di klaymat chenj.
  Fɔ mek wata nɔ go kam, dɛn bin mek di si dɛn na di wɔl dip. So ivin smɔl mɔ sushi de. Di ays kap dɛn dɔn mɛlt, ɛn di klaymat na di wɔl dɔn wam pasmak.
  Ivin Antaktika bin bi say usay dɛn kin plant agrikalchɔral biznɛs. Ɛn na di sɛntral pat na Rɔshia, banana ɛn kokonat, painiapul ɛn ɔda ɛkzotik frut dɛn bin de gro.
  bifo dis tεm, stimulashכn fכ di bכn rεt dεn dכn gi we fכ kכntεn. Ɛspɛshali pan di Chaynish, Indian, Arab, blak pipul dɛn. Di layf we pipul dɛn kin liv dɔn bɔku bad bad wan. Dɛn bin ivin bigin fɔ du sakrifays fɔ mek dɛn yɔŋ bak. Insay 2045, di fɔs flay we nɔ bin de na di solar sistem bin apin. I bin las fɔ tɛn ia. No layf nɔ de we dɛn fɛn...
  Insay 2054, di ekspedishɔn bin go to di sta we nem Sirius. Dɛn dɔn fɛn wan tu planɛt dɛn we gɛt saiz we de nia di wɔl. di layf fכm dεm we de de na di simpul wan dεm na di baktriyal lεvεl.
  Insay 2064, dɛn bin mek di fɔs ples fɔ de na di planɛt dɛn we nem Sirius. Insay 2072, dɛn bin bil di fɔs staship na mɔtalman istri we ebul fɔ spid we pas ɔl. Bay 2099, pipul dɛn we bin de travul na di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin dɔn rich wan tawzin fayv ɔndrɛd layt ia frɔm di wɔl. Dɛn nɔ dɔn si ɛni kɔntakt wit ɛkstra-tɛritri sivilizayshɔn dɛn.
  As sayɛns dɔn sho, di spontan jɛnɛreshɔn fɔ layf, te naw dɛn de si am na di fɔs fɔs fɔs tin dɛn nɔmɔ. We na bin di ɛksplen we dɛn bin gi. Dɛn nɔ dɔn fɛn tin dɛn we gɛt tu man ɔ uman na ɛni planɛt.
  Di ɛkspɛnshɔn insay di spes bin kɔntinyu. Bay di ia 2150, pipul dɛn we bin de travul na di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin dɔn rich di ed pat na di galaksi. Insay 2174, di fɔs tɛm we dɛn bin go fɛn ɔda galɛksi. I bin las fɔ sɔm ia. Bɔt dɛn nɔ bin fɛn ɛni layf we gɛt sɛns de bak.
  Ɛn bak layf fɔm dɛn we kɔmpleks pas di simpul wan sɛl animal ɛn plant dɛn. Dis dɔn bi wan patikyula tin we nɔ gri wit wetin evolushɔn de du. Bɔt i nɔ bad. Bɔku planɛt dɛn bin de we fit fɔ gɛt layf. Ɛn di Soviet ɛmpaya bigin fɔ gro. As dɛn se, di USSR de win nyu ɔrayzin dɛn. Dɛn bin fɛn di thermopreon sɛntesis insay 2204. Pipul dɛn bin gɛt di wɛpɔn dɛn we gɛt pawa pas ɔl. Dat wit di ɛp we i pɔsibul fɔ fɛt wɔ pan big big skel.
  Bɔt te naw, di tin dɛn we Efremov ɛn Lucas bin tɔk nɔ dɔn kam tru. Dɛn nɔ si ɛni sayn we de sho se layf gɛt sɛns na di wan ol wɔl. Insay di ia 2300, di wan dɛn we de travul na di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi mek wan ples usay dɛn de liv ausayd di galaksi grup. Dɛn bin du sɔntin de.
  Insay di ia 2400, wan Soviet staship bin flay go na di ed pat na di yunivas wit spid we pas ɔl. Neks, dɛn bin kam fɔ no se wan ples we nɔ gɛt natin. Di wan ol wɔl insɛf de kɔntinyu fɔ bɔku. Di Big Bang tiori dɔn kɔnfyus.
  Dɛn nɔ dɔn fɛn layf we gɛt sɛns na di wan ol wɔl.
  3000 afta Krays. Mɔtalman de ful-ɔp di wan ol wɔl. Trilyɔn pipul dɛn de flay pas dat. Wi dɔn lan aw fɔ mek planɛt dɛn frɔm sta dɛn we dɛn mek wit atifishinal.
  Ɛn dis kin mek wi ebul fɔ gɛt dɛn kayn op dɛn de. Na di sem tɛm, ol ej nɔ de igen na di wɔl. Ɔl pipul dɛn yɔŋ ɛn gɛt wɛlbɔdi sote go. Pipul dɛn nɔ no bɔt po ɛn angri. Bifo dat, ɔlman gladi ɛn fri. Mɔni nɔ de - frɔm ɛni wan akɔdin to wetin i ebul, to ɛni wan akɔdin to wetin i nid.
  4000 AD... Dɛn lan fɔ gi layf bak to di wan dɛn we dɔn day, inklud di wan dɛn we dɔn day lɔng tɛm bifo ɛn wit bɔdi we dɔn rɔtin kpatakpata. So, di drim we mɔtalman dɔn drim fɔ lɔng tɛm - bɔt layf we go de sote go ɛn fɔ gɛt layf bak fɔ di wan dɛn we dɔn day - dɔn kam tru. Wan nyu rilijɔn we dɛn kɔl Archhomotheism, bin kam. Pipul dɛn bin tan lɛk gɔd dɛn.
  5000 ia. Pipul dɛn bin ebul fɔ flay go na di yunivas we bin de nia dɛn. Ɛn bak, dɛn nɔ bin fɛn ɛni layf we gɛt sɛns de. Us kayn vaykum? Na tru se afta fifti ia, dɛn bin fɛn wan planɛt usay pipul dɛn we gɛt tu mami ɛn dadi biznɛs bin de. Naw supa ɛn haypa spid de fɔ mɔtalman. Ɛn dɛn kin muv tru di yunivas dɛn we fiba dɛnsɛf. Dem de luk fo somtin...
  6000 ia. Ɔlrɛdi sɔm ɔndrɛd yunivas dɛn we de nia de ful-ɔp wit supamakit dɛn we pipul dɛn dɔn tɔn to. Mɔtalman naw gɛt tin dɛn we nɔ de day, we gɛt haypaplasmik. Dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi mek nyu galaksi dɛn. Wi de kam nia di threshold of omnipotence.
  Yia 7000... Dɛn mek di fɔs big yunivas. Na pipul dɛn we gɛt sɛns de de de. Na patikyula, ɛlf, troll, gnomes, ɔbit. Di layf layn de fɔm. Dɛn nɔ dɔn fɛn layf we gɛt sɛns yet na ɔda yunivas dɛn... Ɔ i dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ...
  Fɔ ɛgzampul, animal dɛn de we gɛt ɔganayzeshɔn we rili kɔmpleks, ɛn sɔntin we fiba wi mɔnki dɛn. Ivin wit sɔm kayn yon, rili primitiv rilijɔn.
  Bɔt sivilizayshɔn nɔ de yet fɔ si. Ɛn dɛn nɔ bin fɛn ɛni trays bak. Na tru se wi bin fɛn sɔm pruf se sɔntɛm wan spɛshal wɔ bin de apin na di wɔl dɛn fɔ lɔng tɛm. Ɛn dat sɔntɛm nɔto pipul dɛn nɔmɔ go de na di wan ol wɔl.
  10,000 ia afta Krays. Pipul dɛn dɔn go na bɔku bɔku yunivas dɛn, dɛn dɔn mek dɛn siti dɛn de, ɛn mek bɔku bɔku dɛn yon yunivas dɛn. Ɔl di wan dɛn we dɔn day gɛt layf bak. Ɔl pipul dɛn nɔ de day ɛn dɛn tan lɛk enjɛl dɛn. Ɔl di tin dɛn we wi nid kin satisfay.
  Rial Hypercommunism dɔn bil!
  Gɔn we de mek insɛf sɛf E-10
  We di fɔti-tri ia dɔn, di E-10 gɔn we de yuz insɛf bin bigin fɔ mek bɔku bɔku tin dɛn na di Tɔd Rayk. Dis motoka bin tɔn to rili saksesful. Low silhouette, big angle of rational armor inclination, fayn fayn mobiliti ɛn manejmɛnt, rapid-faya gɔn. Ɛn wit lɔw wet, izi fɔ prodyuz, ɛn lɔw kɔst. Bɔku tɛm, gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf kin simpul ɛn dɛn kin shɔt pas tank dɛn. Ɛn di sem tɛm, i gɛt wan silhouette we smɔl ɛn i nɔ kin notis igen. Ɛn na ya, na tɛn tan nɔmɔ di mashin we. di 60-mm fכnt armכr wik sכmtεm, bכt i gεt big angle fכ inklin, wit hכy prכbabiliti fכ rikochεt. Ɛn di lɔw silhouette de mek di motoka nɔ de si ɛn i nɔ izi fɔ hit. Ɛn di injin we gɛt 400 ɔspawɛl, we gɛt 10 tan wet, de mek pɔsin ebul fɔ muv fayn fayn wan.
  Ɛn na tu pipul dɛn nɔmɔ we de wok na di bot. Ɛn di lɔk fɔ wan tɔrɛt we de rɔta, na mɔ pas fɔ kɔmpɛns bay di sɛlf-propɛl gɔn in ebul fɔ mek kwik tɔn. Di motoka shɔt. Ɛn di injin de transvas wit di transmishɔn.
  Fɔ tɔk smɔl, di tin we apin na bin wan gɔn we bin wok ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na we i bin izi fɔ mek we i de yuz insɛf fɔ mek.
  Fɔs, dis nɔ bin afɛkt di we aw di wɔ bin de go. Bɔt we dɛn bin dɔn de fɛt fɔ Odessa, i bin notis se Jamani gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf bin de kɔt di Rɛd Ami. Wan nyu modifyeshɔn fɔ di E-15 dɔn apia bak. I bin tik mɔ: 82 mm na di fɔs pat ɛn 52 mm na di sayd. Dɛn bin instɔl di gɔn frɔm di Panta, ɛn i bin de faya 20 rawnd fɔ wan minit. Di wet fɔ di motoka bin go ɔp to 16 tan, bɔt dɛn bin kɔmpɛns dis bay we dɛn mek wan nyu injin we gɛt 550 ɔspaw.
  Di E-15 dɔn bi wan yunivasal ɛn fayn fayn gɔn we de yuz insɛf. Denja ivin fɔ di IS-2 ɛn i nɔ go ebul fɔ go insay di fɔɛd wit tati-fo shel.
  We dɛn bin de land na Nɔmandi, di Alɛy dɛn bin mit dis gɔn we dɛn bin de yuz dɛnsɛf. Ɛn dɛn bin lɔs bɔku bɔku tin dɛn.
  Insay Belarus, di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin bigin fɔ fɛt smɔl leta. Sins di batl dem fo Odessa drag on tu long. Di Jamani dɛn bin ebul fɔ mek dɛn tank dɛn strɔng. Ɛn fɔs fɔ ɔl di E-15. Wan motoka we bɛtɛ pan fɛt-fɛt ɛfifishin pas di Panta, bɔt i shɔt ɛn layt pasmak.
  Di Soviet sojaman dɛn we bin de na Belarus nɔ bin ebul fɔ du am. Dɛn bin dray we dɛn bin de fɛt wit di E-15. Dis gɔn we de rɔn insɛf bin rili saksesful fɔ kamoflaj na di fɔrɛst dɛn ɛn pummeled Soviet yunit dɛn.
  Ɛn bɔku bɔku motoka dɛn bin de we tan lɛk dis. Di Rɛd Ami bin stɔp fɔ go bifo.
  Di Alɛy dɛn bak nɔ bin ebul fɔ divɛlɔp di ɔfɛnsif. Dɛn bin jɔs ebul fɔ mek wan big brij, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin go bifo mɔ. Di fɛt bin drɛg te to let ɔtom. Nɔbɔdi nɔ bin ebul fɔ win ɛnibɔdi. Di Jamani dɛn bin ol di fɔs pat. Dɛn bin gɛt bak wan nyu gɔn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ mek dɛnsɛf, we dɛn kɔl E-25. Dis motoka we bin we twɛnti siks tan, i bin gɛt 88-mm Kiŋ Tayga kanɔn, i bin gɛt 120 mm klos na in fɔɛd pan angle we na 45 digri ɛn 82 mm sayd klos, plus rɔla dɛn we bin kɔba di lɔw sayd kɔmplit wan. Ɛn wan injin we gɛt 700 ɔspawɛl, we dɛn put transvas wan wit wan transmishɔn.
  Dis gɔn we de yuz insɛf bin ikwal pan wɛpɔn dɛn to di Tayga-2, ɛn i bin prɛktikal se i nɔ bin smɔl pas am pan wɛpɔn dɛn. Bɔt di sem tɛm i kin agil pasmak, i kin smɔl, i nɔ kin si am, ɛn i nɔ kin dia. Na tru se dis nyu siriɔs stori bin de ɔlsay na di wɔl. Di prodakshɔn fɔ tank dɛn "Panther", "Tiger", "Tiger"-2, T-4 bin kɔt. In favɔrit fɔ nyu gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin drɛb di Soviet sojaman dɛn we bin de go bifo na Belarus. Ɛn dɛn bin ivin bigin fɔ fɛt frɔm di Wɛst pat na Yukren fɔ go na Mɔldova.
  Di winta ofensiv we di Krauts bin du bin tɔn aut fɔ bi taktik wan wantɛm wantɛm. Ɛn dɛn nyu gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf bin de muf fayn fayn wan na di sno. Dis bin mek dɛn mek wan kɔl na di wɛst pat na Yukren ɛn na di bɔda wit Romɛnia. Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin rɔnawe go na Zhitomir. Dɛn bin rili swɛt di nyu, mɔ advans Jaman teknɔlɔji.
  Insay Fɛbwari, di Nazi dɛn bin tek advantej pan di wɛda we bin de wɔs, dɛn bin atak di Alay dɛn na Nɔmandi. Di E-50 sɛlf-propɛl gɔn bin tek pat bak pan di fɛt dɛn. Fɔs, di Jamani dɛn bin de go mek wan tank we ful-ɔp. Bɔt dis bin nid tɛm ɛn mɔni. Ɛn i kam fɔ bi se na gɔn we i de yuz insɛf. Wit difrɛn kayn wɛpɔn dɛn. 88 mm 100 EL gɔn, 105 mm EL71 gɔn, ɛn 128 mm 55 EL gɔn. Di frɔntal klos, we gɛt wet we na 50 tan, bin rich 160 milimita, pan angle we na fɔti fayv digri, ɛn di sayd klos bin 120 milimita, ɛn wan 50-mm shild we bin de kɔba di rɔla dɛn, we bin de protɛkt di sayd dɛn. Ɛn di injin wit wan bɔst we na 1200 ɔspawɛl.
  Fɔ tɔk smɔl, di motoka bin rili fayn! Impenetrable to di fɔrɛst fɔ ɔl di alay gɔn dɛn. Ɛn na di bot bak. Bɔt i bin ebul fɔ go insay di ɛnimi frɔm fa fa say.
  Yunivasal brek-bruk sɛlf-prɔpul gɔn.
  Di Alɛy dɛn bin win bikɔs di Jaman dɛn bin atak dɛn. Stalin dis tɛm bin de biev pasmak ɛn i nɔ bin ɛp. Pantap dat, jɔs bifo dis, dɛn bin win di Rɛd Ami na di sawt. Insay Mach, di wan dɛn we lɛf pan di Alay sojaman dɛn bin giv-ɔp. I pas et ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti tawzin pipul dɛn we dɛn bin kech.
  Wan bad bad tin we dɛn win! Plus, jet aircraft tu get at di Allied troops. Ɛn insay Epril, Ruzvelt bin day. Ɛn Truman bin tɛl di Tɔd Rayk wantɛm wantɛm se dɛn go stɔp fɔ fɛt. Churchill bin sɔpɔt dis.
  Stalin, we bin vɛks bad bad wan, bin ɔda fɔ mek dɛn atak am na di sɛnt. Dɛn bin fɛt-fɛt na Belarus.
  Ɔltin go fayn, bɔt di Wehrmacht rili strɔng.
  Di E-100 gɔn we de yuz insɛf na bin ɔda tin we di wan dɛn we mek di Third Reich bin mek. Di motoka na bin di sem siriɔs motoka dɛn we gɛt lɔw silhouette wit big angul dɛn we gɛt rɛshɔnal inklinshɔn fɔ di klos. Di tin dɛn we i bin de yuz fɔ fɛt na bin gɔn we gɛt 174 mm lɔng barɛl. Ɛn di frɔntal klos bin rich 250 mm pan big angle, ɛn di sayd klos bin rich 200 mm, ɛn 50 mm shild dɛn bin de ɔp di rɔla dɛn.
  Di motoka nɔ go ebul fɔ go insay di Soviet gɔn dɛn frɔm ɛni angul, i we jɔs pas wan ɔndrɛd tan, ɛn i gɛt injin we gɛt 1800 ɔspaw.
  Bɔt in wɛpɔn dɛn stil nɔ nid fɔ de ɛn dɛn fit fɔ shot na say dɛn we nɔ gɛt wɛpɔn.
  Mɔ prɛktikal stil na di E-25 sɛlf-propɛl gɔn wit fayn strɔng wɛpɔn ɛn fayn gɔn we de pier di wɛpɔn. Ɔ ivin E-50. Ɛn di E-100 na wan monsta we pasmak.
  Bɔt afta dat, na di ɛnd fɔ Epril 1945, ɛn di Rɛd Ami de go bifo ɔlsay na Belarus. Batɛl dɛn de wit fasist fɔs dɛn we pas di wan dɛn we gɛt tɛknɔlɔji. Di USSR dɔn gɛt di SU-100, bɔt dɛn smɔl pas di Jaman motoka dɛn.
  Fɔ wan ol mɔnt we dɛn bin de fɛt, di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin go bifo fɔ jɔs tati to fɔti kilomita na di sɛnt. Ɛn dɛn stɔp. Dɔn di Nazi dɛn bin de fɛt.
  Dɛn kin brok di Soviet frɔnt layn. Dɛn tek Zhitomir na di sawt ɛn blok Kyiv. Di Rɛd Ami de tɔn bak to di Dnieper. Insay di sɛnt, di Nazi dɛn brok tru go na di nɔt ɛn tek Pskov. Di tin we de apin de wam.
  Stalin bin tɛl Hitler fɔ mek dɛn stɔp fɔ fɛt. Di Fuhrer fil lɛk se i de pan ɔs. Luftwaffe jet dɛn de bɔku na di ays. Insay Ɔgɔst, di Nazi dɛn kin kam nia Smɔlensk.
  Di IS-3 de tek pat pan di fɛt dɛn. So fa, Jaman self-propelled gun "E" na di bes wan fo di wold. Di Soviet motoka na di fɔs pat pan di tɔrɛt nɔmɔ dɛn kin protɛkt am fayn fayn wan. Bɔt di ɔda pat we de dɔŋ di klos de gi wan rikochɛt. Ɛn di motoka gɛt mɔ kɔmpleks in shep ɛn i dia. Stalin de fred bad bad wan. Insay Sɛptɛmba, di Nazi dɛn kin tɔn na di sawt.
  Dɛn de muf rawnd Kyiv. Dɛn de ajɔst sɔm sakrifays dɛn. Wan kɔl bin fɔm insay Ɔktoba.
  Dɛn bin rawnd bɔku bɔku Soviet sojaman dɛn. Bɔt, sɔm pan dɛn bin ebul fɔ rɔnawe. Di Jaman jet dɛn bin de kɔntrol di skay. Di XE-162 bin spɛshal fɔ kɔntinyu, i izi fɔ mek, ɛn i bin gɛt rili gud kwaliti dɛn fɔ flay. I rili at fɔ mek Rɔshian dɛn nɔ gri wit am. Ɛn di jet bɔm dɛn bin kɔmɔt. I bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn lɔs ɛnitin, ɛn dɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ du ɔltin.
  Stalin nɔ bin no wetin fɔ du ɛn i bin de fred. Insay di kol sizin, di Nazi dɛn bin de rawnd Smɔlensk ɛn tek af pat na Dɔnbas, ɛn dɛn bin blok Kraym bak. Di Kraut dɛn bin go bifo, pan ɔl we dɛn bin de go bifo smɔl smɔl. Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin tinap tranga wan bad bad wan. Ɛn dɛn bin mek dɛn at bikɔs dɛn bin dɔn fɛt wɔ dɛn bifo dis tɛm. Bɔt stil...
  Wan nyu Jaman tank E-75 dɔn apia. Insay dis kes, i nɔ bin bi gɔn we i de yuz insɛf, bɔt na tank we gɛt tɔrɛt we de rɔn. Di Jaman disayna dɛn mek di motoka wit nyu kɔmpakt layout. Ɛn di sem tɛm dɛn bin de tray fɔ mek i nɔ go ebul fɔ pas frɔm ɔl di say dɛn. Di frɔntal klos fɔ di hul bin rich tu ɔndrɛd milimita frɔm di fɔɛd, wan ɔndrɛd ɛn siksti sayd dɛn ɛn di stern bin slop, ɛn di tɔrɛt bin 252 bay 180 milimita ɛn i bin slop bak. Apat frɔm dat, di motoka bin gɛt wan pawaful 105-mm kanɔn wit wan barɛl lɔng we na 100 EL. Bɔt dis mirekul bin tɔn to tranga wan. Klosap ettin tan. Pan ɔl we, bikɔs dɛn bin sev di kada shaft, dɛn bin put di bot dɔŋ, ɛn di tɔrɛt bin smɔl.
  Ɛn fɔ di fɔs tɛm we dɛn bin de bil tank dɛn na Jamani ɛn na di wɔl, dɛn bin put wan gas tɔbayn injin we gɛt 1,500 ɔs pawa.
  Di Jaman tank in klos dɛn rili satisfay. Di nyu gɔn bin gɛt gud rit fɔ faya ɛn haydrolik stebyulayza, ɛn i bin kɔrɛkt ɛn kɔrɛkt. Sɔntɛm na di bɛst wan na di wɔl fɔ fɛt tank dɛn. Bɔt di wet we di motoka gɛt stil tu ay. Fɔ dis kayn dense layout, dis na sɔm kayn we nɔ rili gud.
  Bɔt fɔ di fɔs tɛm, di tin we apin na wan tank we ebul fɔ bia di blo dɛn we di Soviet motoka dɛn kin blo frɔm ɔlmost ɔl di angul dɛn, ɛn i kin ebul fɔ hama insɛf bak. Somtin laik wan improved Tiger-2.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin de drɛb di kɔwnta atak dɛn we di Rɛd Ami bin de atak insay di kol sizin. Di spring insay 1946 bin de kam nia. Japan na dis taim bin stil de hol out agenst Amerika. Bɔt dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi bɔm am wit nyuklia bɔm. Bɔt Amɛrika bin ɛkstɛnd di tɛm we dɛn bin dɔn stɔp fɔ fɛt. Churchill bin fɔdɔm. Leba bin ɛkstɛnd di trus bak. Dɛn bin gi ɛp fɔ Lɛnd-Liz, bɔt na jɔs simbolik. So i nɔ bin ple wan impɔtant pat. Truman se mek di tu dikteta dem destroy each oda.
  So nɔbɔdi nɔ de fɔ ɛkspɛkt ɛp frɔm. Di Tɔd Rayk bin bigin fɔ fɛt na di sawt insay Mach. Di Nazi dɛn bin tek Ɔrɛl, Kɔsk, Bɛlgɔrɔd. Ɛn we Epril dɔn, wi rich na Voronezh. Bɔt, dɛn bin gɛt damej bak. Ɛn dɛn bin fos dɛn fɔ stɔp. Pantap dat, fɔ de ɔnda kɔwnta atak ɔltɛm.
  Di sityueshɔn fɔ di Rɛd Ami bin aggravat bay di apinɛns fɔ wan mɔ advans modifyeshɔn fɔ di ME-262 X, ɛn disk plen dɛn. Rɔshia nɔ gɛt wan ful-ful kɔmbat jet fɛt plen yet na di ays. Di Yak-9, we na di siriɔs fɛt-fɛt we pipul dɛn lɛk pas ɔl, bin stil de fɛt. Di Jamani pipul dɛn dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn lɛf plen dɛn we dɛn de yuz prɔpala fɔ drayv, pas di TA-152 we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ mek bɔku tin dɛn we dɛn kɔl Focke-Wulf.
  Insay May, Stalin bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi ɔda fɔ mek dɛn strayk na di sɛnta. Bɔt di Jamani dɛn bin tɔn dɛn bak pan di atak. Dɛn gɔn dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz dɛnsɛf bin pafɛkt fɔ dɛn tɛm.
  Dɛn bin mek di T-54 na di USSR. Trak dɛn we ebul fɔ fɛt pan ikwal tɛm wit di E-25, ɛn sɔntɛm ivin bɛtɛ smɔl.
  Di ansa fɔ mastodon dɛn we ebi pasmak bin prɔmis fɔ bi I-7.
  
  VIKTƆRI INSAY DI KRAIM WƆ
  Dɛn de win di Kraym Wɔ. Dis na tin we rili rial. Pantap dat, di Rɔshian dɛn bin dɔn nia fɔ win. Na Menshikov in mediocrity nɔmɔ bin mek dis nɔ apin. Bɔt lɛ wi se di tsar chenj kɔmand to Muravyov. Ɛn i bin win di British ɛn di Frɛnch dɛn.
  Afta we dɛn bin win di wɔ na Kraym, wan rivɔlɔshɔn bin bigin na Frans. Dɛn pul Napoleon III na pawa. Briten bak bin pul in an pan di wɔ. Di Turks dɛn lɔs Kars ɛn dɛn win dɛn. Dɔn di Rɔshian ami tek Erzurum ɛn Tanrog.
  Insay 1956, Nikolas na bin di fɔs pɔsin we gri fɔ mek pis de. Rɔshia kin gɛt pat pan Romɛnia ɛn Transkɔkashia. Inklud di Turkish land dɛn. Kars, Erzurum, Tanrog kin bi Rɔshian. Apat frɔm dat, na Jerusɛlɛm di Ɔtodɔks pipul dɛn kin gɛt wan pat pan land.
  Dɛn bin gi Bɔljiɔ bak di rayt fɔ gɛt in yon gɔvmɛnt. Rɔshia dɔn bɔku pasmak na di sawt. Bɔt di Ɔtoman Ɛmpaya bin kɔmɔt fayn.
  Insay 1861, di Tsarist Rɔshia bin tek big big eria dɛn na di ist we nɔ bin gɛt wɔ. Pantap dat, ivin pas di rial istri, bikɔs dɛn bin valyu di pawa we Rɔshian wɛpɔn dɛn gɛt mɔ.
  Nikolas na bin di fɔs pɔsin fɔ sɔpɔt di stet dɛn we de na di sawt insay di Amɛrikan Sivil Wɔ. Bikɔs i bin kɔnsavayv ɛn i bin de agens fɔ pul di slev wok. Ɛn i nɔ bin want fɔ gi blak pipul dɛn ikwal rayt to wayt pipul dɛn.
  Sɔm chenj dɛn dɔn de na Yurop we yu kɔmpia am to di rial istri. Ɔstria bin win di Sadinia kiŋdɔm ɛn put am insay di we aw dɛn mek am. Insay Frans sɛf, wan sivil wɔ bin de bitwin di wan dɛn we bin de sɔpɔt Nɛpɔlyɔn di Tɔd ɛn di Ripɔblikan dɛn. Apat frɔm dat, Maksis pipul dɛnsɛf bin jɔyn dɛn.
  Bulgarian, Montenegro ɛn Serb pipul dɛn bin tɔn agens Turkey. Romɛnia bin want fɔ gɛt kɔmplit indipɛndɛns.
  Rɔshia dɔn muf bak nia Irak. Di Kurd dɛn bin tɔn agens di Turks dɛn.
  Di Ɔstria we bin gɛt trɛnk bin gi Rɔshia wan agrimɛnt agens di Ɔtoman Ɛmpaya. Fɔ mek dɛn go dɔn sheb di Bolkans.
  Tsar Nicholas na bin di fɔs pɔsin we gri wit dis. Bɔt insay Me 1863, i day wantɛm wantɛm. Bɔt in pikin Alɛgzanda di Sɛkɔn bin gri fɔ sɔpɔt wetin in papa bin want fɔ du. Di wɔ wit Tɛki bin bigin insay 1864. I bin las fɔ wan ɛn af ia ɛn i bin dɔn we dɛn kech Kɔnstantinopl.
  Di abolishɔn fɔ slev wok bin delay smɔl. Rɔshia bin de fɛt wɔ bak na Sɛntral Eshia, ɛn Alɛgzanda bin de fred se big big chenj dɛn go mek di stet wik. Bifo dat, dɛn bin de ridyus di nɔmba fɔ di savant dɛn smɔl smɔl. Na bin wan evolushɔn we dɛn bɔn di kɔntri bak. Dɛn bin bil nyu faktri dɛn ɛn relwe dɛn. Dɛn bin de mek wan nyu kayn ami.
  Bɔt di rifɔm dɛn bin de slo. Tin dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi luk fayn na do, ɛn nɔbɔdi nɔ bin rili want fɔ chenj.
  Di Amɛrikan Sivil Wɔ bin de drɛg. Dɛn bin kil Ebraam Linkɔn. Ɛn i nɔ tu te, dɛn bin sayn fɔ mek dɛn nɔ gri fɔ fɛt wɔ bitwin di nɔt ɛn di sawt. Di kɔntri bin kɔntinyu fɔ sheb. Ɛn na di sawt, slev wok bin stil de. I bin wɔs pas ɔl na Frans. Di kɔntri bin wik bad bad wan. Di Ɔstrian dɛn bin ebul fɔ tek Tulɔn fɔ dɛnsɛf. Di Habsbɔg Ɛmpaya bin gɛt pawa pasmak. I bin gɛt Kroeshi, Bɔsnia, pat pan Sɛbia ɛn di wɛst pat na Romɛnia.
  Jamani bin tray fɔ gɛt wanwɔd, bɔt dɛn bin fɛt wit di Ɔstrian dɛn. Insay 1870, wɔ bin apin bitwin di ɛmpaya dɛn. Di mɔ pipul dɛn na Ɔstria bin win di Prɔshian dɛn.
  Di sawt pat na Jamani bin go na Ɔstria. I bin bi wan pawaful pawa, we bin strɔng pas ɔlman na Yurop.
  Alɛgzanda di Sɛkɔn bin de rul fɔ lɔng tɛm. I bin tek land dɛn na Sɛntral Eshia ɛn di nɔt pat na Afganistan. Dɔn, wɔ bin apin wit Iran, we bin dɔn we dɛn tek dɛn land ya, te to Pakistan. Bɔt leta, Briten ɛn Rɔshia bin ebul fɔ gri fɔ sheb di say dɛn we dɛn gɛt pawa. Ɔstria bin tek di Kiŋdɔm na Nepal bak. Ɛn bak na pat pan di popa rijɔn.
  Pantap dat, di pipul dɛn na Ɔstria bin kam fɛt Libya ɛn Aljeria. Neks to Mɔrokɔ. Di we aw di ɛmpaya bin de go bifo na Afrika bin bigin.
  Alɛgzanda di Sɛkɔn bin tek tɛm du rifɔm dɛn ɛn i nɔ ɛva pul di slev wok. Dis bin mek no Narodnaya Volya muvmɛnt nɔ bin de ɛn no tɛroris dɛn nɔ bin de fɛn di Tsar. Alɛgzanda di Sɛkɔn bin liv lɔng pas di rial istri. I bin ivin ebul fɔ liv pas Alɛgzanda di Tɔd, ɛn insay 1901, i bin gi pawa to Nikolas di Sɛkɔn wantɛm wantɛm.
  Rɔshia bin fɛt wɔ bak wit Tɛki. Fɔ dɔn, dɛn sheb di Ɔtoman Ɛmpaya. Ɛn fɔ kɔmɔt na di Mɛditarenian Si fɔ go na Palestayn. Briten bin inklud Ijipt ɛn Sudan. Ɔstria Libya, Aljeria, Mɔrokɔ ɛn kɔntinyu fɔ go na di sawt te to di Nayja Lup.
  Frans bin tray fɔ fɛt, bɔt dɛn bin win am ɛn lɔs ɔl in land dɛn na di sawt. Di Ɔstrian dɛn bin tek di wɛst pat na Jamani bak, ɛn dɛn bin tek Ɛlsarz ɛn Lɔrin bak. Prɔshia bin bi pat pan Ɔstria insay 1903.
  Rɔshia we Tsa Nikolas di Sɛkɔn bin de ɔnda bin go fɛt wɔ wit Jepan. Bɔt dis tɛm, Jepan in ɛnimi bin strɔng pas am fa fawe. Apat frɔm dat, Rɔshia kin sɛn fɛt-fɛt ship dɛn frɔm di Pashian Galf, we de nia am fa fawe. Bay dis tɛm, di Midul Is bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de ɔnda di tsarist ɛmpaya. Ɛn di bɔda bin pas along di Suez Kanal wit di British kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de rul.
  Di wɔ wit Jepan, afta di fɔs tin dɛn we bin apin, bin kam fɔ bi mɔ sakrifays we ship dɛn bin kam frɔm Iran. Bɔt stil, Rɔshia bin gɛt pawa tumɔs pan di sojaman dɛn.
  Di kiŋ in land ami bin gɛt bɔku bɔku rejimɛnt dɛn pas di samurai dɛn. Di we aw di pipul dɛn na Rɔshia bin bɛtɛ pas ɔda pipul dɛn bin gɛt ɛfɛkt bak. Bɔt stil, fɔ lɔng tɛm, lɔk nɔ bin de favɔret di Rɔshian dɛn. Ivin Pɔt Atɔ bin fɔdɔm. Bɔt afta dat, insay Ɔgɔst 1905, di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn we bin big tu tɛm pas dɛn, bin win di Jepan sojaman dɛn. Ɛn dɛn drɛb dɛn go na di sawt.
  Insay Sɛptɛmba, dɛn bin kam rawnd Pɔt Ata bak. Insay Novɛmba, afta we dɛn bin de atak am ɛn bɔm am ɔltɛm, dɛn bin kech am. Na land, dɛn bin win di Japan pipul dɛn kpatakpata bay Janwari 1906. Na si nɔmɔ, we dɛn bot dɛn stil de rul.
  Bɔt di tsarist ɛmpaya bin bil nyu ship dɛn. Lans armadillos we dɛn dɔn lanch. Ɛn smɔl smɔl i bin ebul fɔ gɛt advantej.
  Di US, meanwhile, bin stil de divayd. Ɛn dɛn nɔ bin ple big pat pan fɔrin polisi. Frans bin si se dɛn dɔn kɔt am bak ɛn i wik. Na Ɔstria nɔmɔ bin swel fɔ bi wan pawaful kɔntri na di wɔl. Wɛl, fɔ tru, togɛda wit Briten.
  Afta dɛn dɔn tɔk, Jepan we bin dɔn lɔs pas wan milyɔn sojaman dɛn we dɛn kil, pan ɔl dat, bin gri fɔ mek pis de. Rɔshia bin kip di kɔntri dɛn we i bin dɔn win ɛn mek Koria bi wan kɔntri we dɛn bin de protɛkt. Jepan bin kip di Kuril Ayland dɛn. Bɔt pan ɔl dat, di tin dɛn we dɛn bin du na di si bin afɛkt.
  Dɛn bin lɛf ɔl tu di say dɛn wit klos to ziro. Eksept se di pawa we Rɔshia gɛt na Koria ɛn Manchuria dɔn strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ. Dɛn bin mek Zheltorossiya. Smɔl smɔl, Chaina bin sheb wit Briten ɛn Ɔstria.
  Bɔt di pis bin kɔntinyu fɔ ful pipul dɛn. Di pipul dɛn na Ɔstria bin tray fɔ mek dɛn go ebul fɔ du mɔ. Na di tɔsti fɔ rul dɛn bin de drɛb dɛn. Briten bin gɛt tin dɛn bak we dɛn bin want fɔ du. Rɔshia bin want bak fɔ mek i go ɔlsay na di wɔl. Tri big big ɛmpaya dɛn bin kam: Ɔstria, Rɔshia, Briten - we bin de kɔmpit.
  Dɛn bin sheb di USA to tu kɔntri dɛn. Pantap dat, slev biznɛs bin kɔntinyu na di sawt te to di ia 1900.
  Ɔstria na bin wan gɔvmɛnt we nɔ bin gɛt wanwɔd, lɛk Rɔshia. Pantap dat, fɔmal wan, slev wok bin stil de na Rɔshia. Dɛn bin de tek Alɛgzanda di Sɛkɔn as di big big kiŋ - we Rɔshia bin ebul fɔ win di big big kiŋ dɛn ɔnda am. Na nɔmal tin we Nikolai bin de jɛlɔs in granpa. So wɔ nɔ bin ebul fɔ avɔyd. Di Ɔstrian dɛn bin want fɔ win Rɔshia ɛn tek ɔl di Bolkans fɔ dɛnsɛf. Rɔshia bin plan fɔ gɛt ɔl di Slavik land dɛn bak ɛn win di Jamani Ɛmpaya.
  Ripɔblikan Frans kin bi padi wit Rɔshia. Bɔt dis pawa gɛt ami ɛn nevi we wik smɔl. Ɔstria bin tray fɔ mek wanwɔd wit Briten agens Rɔshia. Bɔt di British dɛn bin gɛt kɔni kɔni kɔni we. Insay 1915, wɔ bin bigin bitwin Ɔstria ɛn Rɔshia. Di rizin na we dɛn kil di pɔsin we go gɛt di kiŋdɔm.
  Pan ɔl we Rɔshia nɔ bin gɛt natin fɔ du wit am. Ɔstria bin gɛda di ami ɛn dɛn bin deklare wɔ Ɔgɔst 1. I nɔ bin tan lɛk rial istri, na bin big big ɛmpaya. I bin gɛt ɔl di Jamani land dɛn, af pan di Bolkans, Itali, af pan Frans, di kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de rul na Afrika ɛn Indochaina. Bɔt Rɔshia bin bɔku bak pas di rial istri. Apat frɔm wetin i bin bi, i bin gɛt Iran, Turkey, di Midul Is, bɔku pan Afganistan, Nɔtan Chaina, Mɔngolia, Tibet, Koria, Alaska. Ɛn ivin pat pan Kanada, ɛn af pan di Bolkans. As wi de si, di tin dɛn we dɛn gɛt na bɔku bɔku tin dɛn. Ɛn dɛn de divɛlɔp industrial prodakshɔn.
  Ɔstria strɔng, bɔt bikɔs ɔf kɔnsavaytiv i de biɛn smɔl. Bɔt bak wan big ami.
  Dɛn tu say dɛn bin tinap agens dɛnsɛf. Di Ɔstrian rejimɛnt dɛn bin de go bifo smɔl smɔl. Rɔshia bin dɔn gɛt insay in asɛnal di Luna-2 layt ɔl-tɛri motoka dɛn, sɔntɛm na di bɛst layt tank dɛn da tɛm de.
  Klosap frɔm di biginin, di pipul dɛn na Ɔstria bin lɔs bɔku bɔku tin dɛn ɛn dɛn bin fɔdɔm insay di kɔl dɛn. Di Tsarist ami bin drɛb dɛn kɔmɔt na Wɔsaw. Ɛn i bin de na Lvov na Galisia. Ɛn afta dat, dɛn bin rawnd di Przemysl fɔt.
  Ɔstria bin tray tranga wan fɔ go bifo, bɔt i bin de lɔs. We Disɛmba dɔn, di Rɔshian dɛn tek Krakow ɛn go nia Kɔnigsbɛg.
  Di nɛks ia, di Rɔshian dɛn bigin fɔ fɛt nyu wan. Dɛn brok tru na Bukovina, tek Przemysl ɛn Poznan. Kinigsberg bin fainali blok. Spring bin rili at fɔ di pipul dɛn na Ɔstria. Bɔt insay Me 30, 1916, Ingland bin bigin fɔ fɛt wɔ wit Rɔshia. Ɛn afta wan mɔnt, na Jepan. Di tin bin kam fɔ bi mɔ kɔmplikt bak.
  Di Rɔshian bot dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ tinap agens Briten ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ win afta dɛn dɔn win. Inglish sojaman dɛn we bin de na land bin rɔsh fɔ ɛp di Ɔstrian dɛn.
  Insay di sɔmma, di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn, pan ɔl we dɛn bin gɛt ɔl di prɔblɛm dɛn, dɛn bin ebul fɔ du sɔm tin dɛn. Dɛn bin tek Koenigsberg. Wi advans smɔl to di Oder. Dɛn bin tɔn bak pan wan atak we di British dɛn bin tray fɔ atak frɔm Ijipt. I bin kam tranga mɔ insay di fɔl. Di Japan pipul dɛn land na Koria bak ɛn muf go na Pɔt Ata. Na Inglish sojaman dɛn ɛn ship dɛn bin de sɔpɔt dɛn.
  Dɛn bin de fɛt wɔ na di wɛst pat. Bɔt di difens nɔ bin de wok. Insay di kol sizin, di Rɔshian ami bin drɛb wan tray we di Ɔstrian ɛn British dɛn bin de tray fɔ atak Krakow.
  Di ia we mek sɛvintin dɔn kam. Port Arthur bin difend insɛf wit heroically. Ɛn wan nyu big admiral we nem Kolchak bin apia na di bot dɛn. Wan kɔmanda we rili sabi du di wok bin mek di British ɛn di Jepan dɛn win bɔku bɔku prɔblɛm dɛn. Fɔ ridyus di tin dɛn we dɛn ebul fɔ du smɔl. Insay di sɔmma fɔ di sɛvintin mawnten, di Rɔshian ami bin muf go na India. Wit di sɔpɔt we di pipul dɛn we de na di eria bin gi dɛn, di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin kam insay Dili.
  Dɛn bin kech Bombay bak insay di fɔl. Na di wɛst frɔnt, di Rɔshian ami bin pul ɔl di atak dɛn we di Ɔstrian ɛn British dɛn bin de atak dɛn. Insay di kol sizin, di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin ivin bigin fɔ fɛt na Polan. Wi bin go bifo ɔlsay te wi rich na di Ɔda. Di sakses bin izi bikɔs di Inglish sojaman dɛn we bin de na di kɔntri we dɛn bin de rul nɔ bin ebul fɔ fɛt we di kol bin kol, ɛn di Slavik Ɔstrian rejimɛnt dɛn nɔ bin gri fɔ fɛt di Rɔshian dɛn.
  Insay 1918, di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt Ijipt ɛn dɛn bin gɛt sakrifays, ɛn dɛn bin fri Kairo. Di pipul dɛn we bin de na di eria bin de sɔpɔt di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn.
  Fɛt bin de apin na di wɛst frɔnt. Di tin we de apin to di Rɔshian dɛn dɔn wɔs. Di British dɛn bin trowe tank dɛn fɔ go fɛt. Ɛn dis bin mek di tin nɔ izi. Bɔt nɔbɔdi nɔ bin fred, ɛn di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin fɛt di prɛshɔn wit rili maynd. Ɛn we dɛn bin dɔn trowe di British dɛn kɔmɔt na di brij dɛn, dɛn bin trowe dɛn bak pas di Ɔda.
  Insay di fɔl ɛn winta, di Rɔshian dɛn bin stil ebul fɔ go bifo pas di wɛst. Ɛn insay di spring insay nayntin ia, kam nia Budapest.
  Insay Afrika, di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin fri Libya ɛn Sudan. Na di ist dɛn go insay Bɔma ɛn go fa fawe na Indochayna. Pɔt Atɔ bin ebul fɔ bia we dɛn bin de rawnd am fɔ lɔng lɔng tɛm ɛn dɛn bin fri am. Di Rɔshian bot dɛn bin de go bifo, ɛn di sabmarin dɛn bin de wok fayn mɔ. Dɛn kin rili aktif ɛn dɛn kin wok fayn fɔ dɛn tɛm.
  Insay di ɔtom 1919, dɛn bin tek di Budapest we bin de rawnd. Di Rɔshian dɛn bin drɛb di Ɔstrian dɛn kɔmɔt na di wɛst pat na Gris ɛn Kroeshi. Di British dɛn bin sɔfa fɔ win afta dɛn dɔn win. Insay di kol sizin, di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin dɔn push di Ɔstrian dɛn kɔmɔt na Ɔŋgaria ɛn kam nia Vienna. Di ia we mek twɛnti dɔn rich. Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin drɛb di Japan pipul dɛn kɔmɔt na Koria ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn tek Indochaina ɔltogɛda. Di kiŋ in ami bak bin go bifo fayn fayn wan na Afrika.
  Insay di spring insay 1920, Emparɔ Josɛf di Tɔd na Ɔstria bin tɔk se dɛn fɔ stɔp Rɔshia fɔ fɛt wɔ. Emparɔ Nikolas di Sɛkɔn bin gri wit dis, bɔt Briten bin rili agens am.
  Di Rɔshian ami, we bin de yuz Mɛndeliv in nyu tank dɛn, bin rawnd Vienna insay di sɔmma. Di kapital siti na Ɔstria bin fɔdɔm. Afta dat, bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn bin bigin fɔ kɔmɔt na di kɔntri ɛn fɔ sɔrɛnda. Insay Sɛptɛmba 1920, Bɛlin bin fɔdɔm. Ɛn insay Disɛmba, di wan ol eria na Ɔstria na Yurop bin kam ɔnda Rɔshia.
  Bɔt di wɔ bin kɔntinyu te to 1921. Briten bin trangayes nɔ bin want pis, bɔt i bin de lɔs di kɔntri dɛn we i bin de rul na Afrika. Te di Sawt Afrika dominɔn fɔdɔm. Ɛn di nɛks ia, 1922, afta di land na Briten, we bin dɔn wit di win we di Tsarist Rɔshia bin win. Na da sem tɛm de, dɛn bin prɛs Jepan fɔ go na di si, ɛn dis bin mek dɛn mek pis we go bɛnifit di tsarist ɛmpaya.
  Fɔ tɔk smɔl, di wɔ bin dɔn insay 1922, ɛn Rɔshia bin bi di kɔntri we de rul di wɔl.
  Tsa Nikolas II bin bi kiŋ we bin de wok fayn. Fɔ tɔk mɔ, ivin big. So, chenj dɛn bin apin na Rɔshia in istri. Ɛn bɔku tin dɔn chenj.
  Tsa Nikolas II bin rul fayn fayn wan, i nɔ bin tan lɛk rial istri. Te insay Jun 1935, dɛn tek Alɛksi di Sɛkɔn in ples. Bɔt pɔsin bin de we go gɛt di prɔpati frɔm ɔda mama ɛn dat mek i bin gɛt wɛlbɔdi.
  Ɛn Amɛrika na bin stil smɔl pawa. Rɔshia bin tek Ɔstrelia bak. Di wɔl bin de mek wanwɔd smɔl smɔl.
  Alenka bin skech di stori we de kam biɛn. Ɛn i kɔntinyu fɔ trowe grenade pan di Japan pipul dɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Wetin di rial aidia fɔ wan wɔl we nɔ gɛt rivɔlɔshɔn bin prɔmis Rɔshia. Yu kin gɛs fɔ lɔng tɛm ya. Ɛni we aw i bi, if Rus in bin win di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ, i fɔ dɔn bi big pawa. Di sɛkɔn kɔntri we big pas ɔl di ɔda kɔntri dɛn na di wɔl afta Briten. Ɛn if di las wan fɔdɔm, tumara bambay i kin bi di fɔs wan. Yu kin gɛs ya fɔ lɔng tɛm ɛn difrɛn we dɛn.
  
  LUFTWAFFE PAYLƆT ƐLF
  Wan ɔda fani kɔnfigyushɔn na di aidia fɔ wan ɛlf payɔt we bin kam insay di savis fɔ di Luftwaffe. Fɔs, i bin gɛt di chans fɔ sav na di Mɛditarenian sɛktɔ na di frɔnt. Di ɛlf bin opin in fɔs akɔn Ɔktoba 1, 1941. Ɛn bikɔs ɛlf dɛn strɔng pasmak, dɛn kin fast pasmak, ɛn dɛn kin riakshɔn kwik kwik wan ɛn dɛn kin du tin dɛn we kin rili kɔrɛkt, i nɔ tu te, dis payɔnia bin difrɛn frɔm in kɔleja dɛn. Ɛn i bin bi pɔsin we rili sabi fɔ ple plen, ɛn i bin bi rial lay lay stori.
  Bɔt i bin tan lɛk se wan payɔnia, ivin wan we gɛt gift ɛn kol lɛk ɛlf we gɛt kiŋ in blɔd, nɔ go ebul fɔ rili afɛkt di we aw di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ bin de go. Wɛl, wetin pɔsin kin du we bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn de fɛt? Bɔt i bin tɔn to bɔku bɔku tin. So dis ɛlf tek ɛn shot wan plen wit di Inglish kɔmanda we gɛt sɛns pas ɔlman, we nem Mɔntgɔri. Dis bin mek di fɛt we Rɔmɛl bin fɛt insay Ɔgɔst-Sɛptɛmba 1942 na Ijipt, bin win.
  Dɔn di Nazi dɛn bin go insay Irak ɛn wit di sɔpɔt we di pipul dɛn we bin de na di eria bin gi dɛn, dɛn bin tek Bagdad ɛn Kuwait. Stalin bin ansa bay we i nak Rommel in bɔdi. Bɔt dis bin mek Turkey kam insay di wɔ, ɛn mek bɔku Soviet sojaman dɛn nɔ bin de du di opareshɔn na Stalingrad.
  Ɛn bak di tin we wi bin sabi bin ripit insɛf. Di Jamani dɛn bin de ol di Vɔlga insay di kol sizin, ɛn insay Me, bikɔs dɛn bin dɔn ful-ɔp dɛn sojaman dɛn wit ɔl dɛn at, dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ win di Kɔkas.
  Tɛnki fɔ di ebi ebi tank dɛn ɛn wan mɔ advantej stratejik pozishɔn, di Krauts, pan ɔl we i nɔ bin izi fɔ dɛn, dɛn bin win di Kɔkas insay 1943. Na ya Jepan kin sho in tit dɛn bak na di Fa Is. Apat frɔm dat, insay di kol sizin we bin de insay 1943-1944, di Nazi dɛn bin go bifo bak na Afrika, ɛn dɛn bin tek bɔku say dɛn fɔ dɛnsɛf.
  Ɛn so, bay Epril 1, 1944, di ɛlf payɔt in nɔmba fɔ di plen dɛn we bin dɔn fɔdɔm nɔmɔ bin rich 2020, ɛn pas wan tawzin fayv ɔndrɛd tank dɛn, lɛk tri tawzin gɔn dɛn, bɔku motoka dɛn ɛn raf dɛn, ɛn sɔm duzin ship dɛn.
  In shot, di rizulyt fɔ di Ɛlf Tɛminatɔ bin rili wɔndaful. Ɛn na di Sɔviɛt-Jaman frɔnt stil de mek pipul dɛn nɔ gɛt wanwɔd, di Jamani dɛn de go bifo na Afrika ɛn dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi de fɛt na Sawt Afrika. Everitin bin ton aut ekstremli kul en maitbi stupid.
  Bɔt afta dat, Sawt Afrika bin fɔdɔm, ɛn insay Jun 1944, di Kraut famili bin atak Mɔsko. Dɛn kin go bifo smɔl smɔl ɛn win pawaful difens dɛn. Di men tank we bin brok-bruk na di Maus. Mashin we dɛn kin mek bɔku bɔku wan ɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ brok brok. Bɔt wit di Panther-2, sɔntin nɔ bin wok fɔ di Jamani disayna dɛn. Bifo dat, dɛn de yuz "Lion" ɛn "Mause" ɛn "Tiger"-2. Dis na di monsta dɛn. Tugeda wit di regyula "Panther".
  Ɛn bak di sɛlf-propɛl gɔn "Bear". Wan big ɛn dia motoka.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin go bifo smɔl smɔl bɔt dɛn bin go bifo fɔ go na Mɔsko. Bɔt stil, "Maus" kin wok fayn, ɛn "Layɔn" nɔ bad. A gladi ɛn gladi. Ɛn di ɛlf we de na di skay de kɔntinyu fɔ tayp ɛn tayp bil dɛn.
  I tɔn aut fɔ bi wan rili ifɛktiv payɔt - wɔl klas. We di ɔtom ia dɔn, dɛn bin dɔn rawnd Mɔsko. Ɛn nɔbɔdi nɔ de fɔ rɔnawe. Gotcha we de na di wɔl!
  
  STALIN DE STRIK FƆS
  Ɛn dis pɔsibul bak... Lɛ wi se Stalin fɔ dɔn go bifo Hitler ɛn slap Jun 12, 1941.
  Di Jaman sojaman dɛn, we nɔ rɛdi fɔ difend, kin sɔfa afta dɛn dɔn win. Ɛn di Rɛd Ami de go bifo fayn fayn wan. Ɛn afta dat, Bɛlin bin fɔdɔm insay Ɔgɔst. Ɛn we Sɛptɛmba dɔn, ɔl Yurop bin bi Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn.
  Naw dis kin mek pɔsin gladi pasmak.
  Stalin win Spen ɛn Pɔtyugal mɔ. I tek Jibraltar.
  Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn kam insay Afrika. Dɛn kin muf go bifo. Bɔt te naw dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ win di British frɔnt.
  Bɔt di Dak Kɔntinɛnt dɔn day. Jɔs lɛk India. Japan enta di wo agenst USA en Britain. Ɛn i kin gɛt sakrifays.
  Insay 1942, ɔl Afrika bin bi Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn.
  Ɛn Stalin de atak Ingland frɔm di ɛj. I de bil bak wan sabmarin flet. I de mek Briten sɔfa, ɛn i de mek i sɔfa bad bad wan.
  Bɔt Amɛrika sɛf de insay di wɔ. Wi nid fɔ mek wi nevi ɛn ami strɔng. Di KV siriɔs sho ɛksɛs wet ɛn bulkiness. Na IS dɛn bin tek in ples.
  Ɛn di invayshɔn we rili big Soviet sojaman dɛn kin kam insay kin bigin tru Alaska.
  Di US de desperately resist. Bɔt agens dɛn na strɔng Soviet tank dɛn ɛn gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf.
  Til fainali...Bay di ɛnd fɔ fɔti tri, Amɛrika kapitul to di USSR.
  Ɛn insay 1945, Stalin bin bigin fɔ fɛt wɔ wit Jepan. Wɛl, usay di samurai dɛn de agens di Soviet ami?
  Bay di ia fɔti sɛvin, di wan ol wɔl bin de ɔnda wan rɛd, kɔmyunis pawa. Di pawa tranga, bɔt i de wok fayn.
  Ɛn bak kɔmyunizim go bil ɔlsay na di wɔl wit di prɔspɛkt fɔ mek di ples bɔku. Stalin day, bɔt di Beria we pɔsin kin abop pan tek in ples. Ɛn tin de go fayn fayn wan na di wɔl.
  Di ikɔmi de divɛlɔp akɔdin to di plan. Laif de bɛtɛ ɛn bɛtɛ. Ɛn bay 2018, mɔtalman bin dɔn mek pipul dɛn de na ɔl di kɔna dɛn na di solar sistem. Ɛn dɛn kin sɛn di fɔs intastellar ɛkspɛdishin to ɔda sta dɛn.
  Na so di strɛch fɔ mek mɔtalman gɛt wanwɔd bin dɔn.
  Ɛni we aw i bi, wan pawa we de ɔlsay na di wɔl na blɛsin! Ɛn aw bɔku pipul dɛn pawa go sheb to wan strɛch we nɔ gɛt minin bitwin kɔntri dɛn? Yu giv yunivasal globalizashɔn ɛn pɔlitikal intagreshɔn.
  
  HITLER DƐN KIL INSAY MAY 1942
  
  Dɛn bin tray fɔ kil Hitlɛr insay Me 1942. Ɛn dis bin mek mɔ mɔdaret sɛklɔ dɛn we gɛt fɔ du wit di anti-Semitism, we Goering bin de bifo, bin kam na pawa. Dis bin mek Briten ɛn Amɛrika fɔs stɔp di fɛt-fɛt ɛn afta dat dɛn bin ɔfishal wan mek dɛn nɔ gri wit di Tɔd Rayk. Insay dis sityueshɔn, fɔs, dis nɔ bin afɛkt di we aw di fɛt-fɛt bin de go. Di Jamani dɛn bin transfa sɔm divishɔn dɛn we dɛn bin fri frɔm Afrika ɛn Yurop.
  Dɛn bin ebul fɔ avɔyd wan Soviet brek-through na di sɛnta, ɛn dɛn bin gɛt smɔl mɔ sakrifays na Stalingrad. Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin stil ol dɛn Kan, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ ɛfɛkt. Taktikal sɔprayz bin ajɔst, bɔt di Fritz bin gɛt mɔ rizɔv, ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ brok tru wan kɔridɔ fɔ saplae Paulus in grup. Di absɛns fɔ sɛkɔn frɔnt bin gɛt patikyula bad impak pan avieshɔn. Di Luftwaffe bin kip di ay supiriɔriti, ɛn dis, fɔ tru, bin mek prɔblɛm dɛn na di ɔfɛnsif.
  I nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ brok di fasist frɔnt we bin de na di sɛnt sɛf. Di fɛt dɛn we dɛn bin fɛt na Stalingrad bin de drɛg. Di Wehrmacht, we Afrika nɔ bin de ambɔg am ɛn we bin ebul fɔ ridyus in prezɛns na Frans ɛn di Bolkans to di minimum, bin fil fayn. Jɛnɛral wan, di Soviet sojaman dɛn insay 1942 bin jɔs pas di Jamani sojaman dɛn smɔl, so tu-tri divishɔn dɛn we ful-ɔp wit blɔd frɔm di wɛst bin du fɔ mek disasta nɔ apin. Pan ɔl we, sɔntɛm, di Nazi dɛn bin fɔ dɔn ebul fɔ avɔyd fɔ win ivin wit rial sojaman dɛn if dɛn bin dɔn yuz dɛn sojaman dɛn wit mɔ sɛns ɛn wit sɛns.
  Bɔt if dɛn nɔ bin gɛt sɛkɔn frɔnt, di Rɛd Ami bin jɔs rich sɔm batalyɔn dɛn we bin shɔt fɔ tɔn.
  Bikɔs dɛn bin dɔn ol di frɔnt insay di winta, di Jamani dɛn bin gɛda dɛn fɔs dɛn insay di spring wit tɔtal mobilayzeshɔn, ɛn ɔlrɛdi na di ɛnd ɔf May dɛn bin go pan di ɔfɛnsif, dɛn yuz ebi ebi tank dɛn "Tiger", "Lion" ɛn "Panther". Bikɔs di fɛt bin de, we 1943 dɔn, di Nazi dɛn bin ebul fɔ tek di wan ol Kɔkas. Ɛn insay di spring insay 1944, di Wehrmacht sojaman dɛn bigin fɔ atak Saratov ɛn Penza. Di Rɛd Ami bin tɔn bak smɔl smɔl.
  "Tiger"-2, "Lion"-2 ɛn "Panther"-2 bin tek pat pan di fɛt dɛn. Di mashin dɛn dɔn go bifo smɔl pas aw dɛn bin de bifo. Ɛn fɔ tru, jet fɛtman dɛn.
  Amɛrika bin lɔs di fɛt na Midway ɛn i nɔ bin rili gɛt sakrifays yet, pan ɔl we di wɔ wit di Tɔd Rayk nɔ bin ambɔg am.
  Di Japan pipul dɛn bin dɔn so fa pas di Amɛrikan dɛn taktik wan, ɛn dɛn bin de ol di frɔnt ɛn di perimita fɔ difens along di ayland dɛn.
  Di samurai in kɔlkyulɛshɔn bin kɔmɔt frɔm di tru tin se Amɛrika, we i no se i nɔ gɛt wan bɛnifit fɔ di tray fɔ tek di tin we dɛn dɔn du, go dɔn wit di stim.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin kech Penza ɛn Ulyanovsk insay di sɔmma ɛn dɛn bin kam nia Kazan.
  Stalin nɔ bin ebul fɔ du ɛnitin. In sojaman dɛn bin dɔn lɔs di we aw dɛn bin de fɛt.
  Na wan tin nɔmɔ bin lɛf fɔ du - giv-ɔp! Ɛn usay Josɛf Vissarionovich go go?
  Insay di fɔl, di Fritz dɛn bin tek Kazan ɛn di siti we nem Gɔki. Ɛn dɛn bin de go rawnd Mɔsko frɔm di biɛn.
  Dɛn bin blok Stalin. Ɛn i nɔ bin gri fɔ kɔmɔt na di kapital siti. Di winta we bin de fɔti-fo ɛn fɔti-fayv, na bin rili di las wan. We Fɛbwari dɔn, di kapital siti bin fɔdɔm, ɛn Josɛf Vissarionovich bin day ɔnda faya.
  Beria bin sayn kwik kwik wan fɔ mek i sɔrɛnda.
  Dɛn bin sheb di USSR to pat dɛn. Ɛn i bin tɔn to sɔm semblance fɔ wan fedareshɔn wit pɔpet gɔvmɛnt.
  Dɔn dɛn bigin fɔ fɛt Briten. Goering na dikteta bak we want fɔ gɛt bɔku prɔpati. Bɔt fɔ tru, wetin mek yu nɔ fɔ du dat, bikɔs yu dɔn gɛt disk plen dɛn ɛn di jet plen dɛn we gɛt pawa pas ɔl na di wɔl, yu nɔ go tɔn to di Wɛst.
  Laki se Jepan de ol fɔ naw. Ɛn insay di sɛkɔn pat pan 1945, di Tɔd Rayk bin tek Nɔt Afrika ɛn di Midul Is.
  Insay di fɔs pat pan 1946 - ɔl Afrika ɛn India, ɛn Ɔstrelia. Ɛn insay Ɔgɔst 1946, i land na Briten ɛn win de!
  Yu tink se dat na kul tin?
  Na USA nɔmɔ lɛf. Di atɔmik bɔm bin de te fɔ mek am smɔl. Ɛn Jamani ɛn Jepan de kɔntrol di wan ol ist pat na di wɔl.
  Plɛs fɔmidabul jet ayrakt, invulnerable disk plen, ɛn haydrojɛn pɔroksayd-pawa sabmarin. Ɛn bak di divɛlɔpmɛnt fɔ ekranoplanes.
  Wɛl, Amɛrika bin gɛt smɔl prɔblɛm. 1947 pas ɔnda dɛbul prɛshɔn. Dɛn bin de pres frɔm di ist ɛn di wɛst. Wi bin go bifo frɔm Ajentina to Brazil. Ɛn tru Ayland, Grinland, Kanada.
  Dɛn bin de klem dɔŋ... Amɛrika bin kapitul insay Janwari 1948.
  Japan-Jaman pawa bin kam oba di wɔl. Te to fayv ia afta dat insay 1953, wɔ bin bigin bitwin Jamani ɛn Jepan. As dem de tok. Fɔ dɔn. Japan, bikɔs ɔf in big teritɔri ɛn pipul dɛn we de de, bɔt teknik wan i nɔ bin bɛtɛ pas di Krauts, bin las fɔ wan ia nɔmɔ.
  Ɛn pis bin kam na di wan ol wɔl. Taf, wanwɔd ɛn ifɛktiv gɔvmɛnt.
  Wit wan yay to spes expansion, ɛn wan lip to di sta dɛm!
  Dis na aw di bɔbul dɛn bin tɔn aut.
  
  IF BRITAIN FƆL
  Insay de, Hitlɛr bin dɔn disayd fɔ land na Briten. Ɛn i sɔri fɔ no se, dis advantej bin krawn wit kɔmplit sakrifays. Wɛl, bɔku masta sabi bukman dɛn bin biliv se di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt chans fɔ land na Briten fayn fayn wan. Pantap dat, di difens fɔ Ingland nɔ bin fayn, ɛn di kɔntri we nem Albiɔn nɔ bin gɛt bɔku sojaman dɛn we bin rɛdi fɔ fɛt na grɔn.
  Ɛn Hitler in sojaman dɛn bin bɛtɛ pas di British dɛn pan di we aw dɛn bin de fɛt ɛn tren dɛn.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin yuz dɛn yon biznɛsman dɛn ɛn ship dɛn we kɔmɔt na di stet dɛn we dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi win na di land. So di Si Layɔn advantej bin go wit wan bang.
  I nɔ rich tu wiks fɔ win, ɛn Stalin, jɔs lɛk di tɛm we dɛn bin win Frans, nɔ bin gɛt maynd fɔ chuk Hitlɛr na in bak.
  Di tin we intrestin pas ɔl bin kam leta. Di Jamani dɛn bin put wan kiŋ we bin de sɔpɔt Jamani ɛn wan Nashɔnal Sɔshialis gɔvmɛnt na di British tron. Ɛn dɛn bin mek di kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de rul ɔnda dɛn rial kɔntrol. Pan ɔl we fɔmal wan, Briten ɛn Frans bin jɔs de gi bak di tin dɛn we dɛn bin gɛt trade to di Jamani dɛn, infakt, Jamani kɔpɔreshɔn dɛn bin gɛt bɛnifit dɛn we nɔbɔdi nɔ si yet ɛn chans fɔ mek dɛn jɛntri.
  Ɛn bak di chans fɔ mek kɔlonial sojaman dɛn ɛn yuz tɛn milyɔn slev dɛn frɔm ɔlmost ɔlsay na di wɔl insay industri.
  Ɛn di Fuhrer disayd: wetin mek i nɔ de put Bolshevism ɛnd? Ɛn insay 1943, i bigin di wɔ na di ist. Di Jamani dɛn bin tek tɛm rɛdi bifo dɛn kam atak dɛn. Di Jaman intɛlijɛns bin ripɔt se di USSR bin gɛt strɔng ebi ɛn midul tank dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin gɛt bak di avieshɔn dɛn we rili tide.
  Bɔt Hitlɛr gɛt bɔku mɔ ikwipmɛnt ɛn pipul dɛn.
  So, di Nazi dɛn bin de risk fɔ stat wɔ jɔs bay we dɛn gɛt "Tayga", "Layɔn" ɛn "Panta". Bɔt di USSR gɛt bak di T-34 ɛn sɔm KV tank dɛn, we gɛt di KV-5 we we wan ɔndrɛd tan. So di Krauts nɔ bin ajɔst wan impɔtant kwalitatif advantej. Na di Lev tank nɔmɔ, we we naynti tan ɛn we gɛt 105-mm kanɔn wit lɔng barɛl, bin gɛt advantej pas di KV-3, KV-4 ɛn KV-5 tank dɛn. Dɛn motoka dɛn ya bin gɛt 107-mm anti-tank gɔn, bɔt i bin smɔl pas di "Layɔn" we di prɔjɛktayl bin de rɔn fɔs. Ɛn fɔ tru, di bɔku bɔku T-34-76 tank dɛn nɔ dia ɛn i izi fɔ mek, bɔt dɛn kin wok fayn. Di men Jaman tank bin stil bi di mɔdaniz T-4, we nɔ bin tu bɛtɛ pan kɔmbat kwaliti dɛn pas di tati-fo. Pan ɔl we i bin gɛt gɔn we gɛt lɔng barɛl ɛn i bin gɛt bɛtɛ prɔjɛkt. Bɔt ivin da tɛm de nɔto pan ɔl di mɔdel dɛn. No difrɛns nɔ bin de we dɛn go notis pan di kwaliti.
  Bɔt dɛn bin ikwal smɔl pan kwantiti, yuz di risɔs dɛm na Yurop, Afrika ɛn bɔku bɔku slev pawa, dɛn bin de churn ɔut bɔku difrɛn ikwipmɛnt. Inklud di pawaful wɛpɔn dɛn we nem Focke-Wulf, ME 309, Yu-288 ɛn ɔda kayn fɔmidabul vault dɛn.
  Bɔt di jet avieshɔn nɔ bin kip di fɛt. Bɔt dis nɔto bad bad tin yet.
  Di Fritz bin gɛt wan fayn fayn sabmashin gɔn bak wit wan intamɛdiet katrij. Bɔt di Rɔshian dɛnsɛf gɛt dɛn yon divɛlɔpmɛnt. Di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat, di Krauts nɔ go ebul fɔ kɔnt pan sɔprayz atak. Bɔt dɛn gɛt pawaful padi na di Is - Jepan. Ɛn in an dɛn nɔ tan lɛk di rial stori, dɛn nɔ tay dɛn.
  Amɛrika, bikɔs i bin de fred se wɔ go apin na tu say dɛn, nɔ bin gɛt maynd fɔ tɔk wan wɔd we di Land of the Rising Sun bin tek ɔl di kɔntri dɛn we Briten ɛn Frans bin de rul na Eshia. Ɛn naw, bad bad prɔblɛm dɛn bin de wet fɔ Rɔshia.
  Di fɛt bin apin na di bɔda zon. I nɔ tu te, i kam klia se di Soviet sojaman dɛn gɛt bɔku tin dɛn we dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ du, bɔt dɛn bin fɛt wit maynd. Bɔt stil, wi gɛt fɔ tɔn bak to di Dnieper. As e bi so, di KV siris tank dem tu no finish, and ivin worse na di imperfect German "Panthers" and "Tigers" and espeshali di "Lion" - we de brok evri now and den.
  Dat min se di Jaman jayant tank nɔ bin liv lɛk wetin dɛn bin de op fɔ, pan ɔl we i bin strɔng pas ɔl di KV mɔdel dɛn we i bin de but. Bɔt di las wan sɛf bin de brok ɔltɛm ɛn stɔp. Ɛspɛshali di KV-4 we we 107 tan ɛn frɔntal klos we gɛt 180 milimita. Di nyu wan pan tank dɛn, bɔt di wan we dɛn nɔ kin abop pan pas ɔl. Kar dɛn we de flɔt bak nɔ bin de jɔstify dɛnsɛf. Tu wik armor bin mek am pɔsibul fɔ shot motoka dɛn wit anti-tank rayf ɛn faust katrij.
  Na di T-34 nɔmɔ bin pruv se na gud tank, bɔt i nɔ bin pawaful ɛn i bin protɛkt inof.
  Bɔku tɛm, di Panta bin de brok, bɔt i bin de sho prɔmis. Sɔntɛm di Tayga na di wan we de wok pas ɔl di ɔda wan dɛn we de fɛt, pan ɔl we i dɔn ol smɔl ɛn i tu ebi.
  Di Jaman sojaman dɛn ɛn di sojaman dɛn we bin de na di kɔntri we dɛn bin de rul bin tek pat pan di fɛt dɛn. Apat frɔm dat, dɛn bin spɛn sɔm pan di sojaman dɛn fɔ mek di Jepan dɛn nɔ fɛt.
  Bɔt di samurai dɛn nɔ bin rili gɛt sakrifays, ɛn dɛn bin jɔs ebul fɔ blok Vladivostok.
  So di frɔnt layn bin stebul we 1943 dɔn na di Dnieper. Kiiv bin kɔntinyu fɔ bi di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn. Ɛn insay di kol sizin, di Rɛd Ami bin de du bɔku ɔfensiv opareshɔn dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin de kam nia Minsk. Di Jaman teknɔlɔji nɔ bin fɛt fayn insay di kol sizin, bɔt sɔm mistek dɛn we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn kɔmand bin du ɛn di transfa we dɛn bin transfa bɔku bɔku sojaman dɛn ɛn ikwipmɛnt dɛn bin mek di Kraut dɛn nɔ win kpatakpata.
  Di Lev ɛn Maus tank dɛn sho se dɛn nɔ wok kɔmplit wan ɛn dɛn pul dɛn kɔmɔt na di prodakshɔn. Ɛn se dɛn dia, dɛn ebi, ɛn i nɔ kin izi fɔ muf insay di kol sizin.
  Fo di Red Army, di situeshɔn fo di air bin wos as Luftwaffe jet dem de apia. Ɛspɛshali di ME-262 - big big spid, pawaful wɛpɔn dɛn, ɛn strɔng klos dɛn. Insay di sɔmma, di Jamani dɛn bin trowe di Tayga-2 ɛn Panta-2 we bin dɔn go bifo mɔ na fɛt, ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ chenj di balans pan di fɔs dɛn smɔl.
  Dɛn motoka dɛn ya, mɔ di Panther-2, dɛn dɔn go bifo ɛn dɛn gɛt pawaful injin. Dɛn nɔr kin brok dɔŋ lɛk aw dɛn bin de bifo ɛn dɛn kin ebul fɔ hit spɛshal wan. Ɛn di pipul dɛn na Jepan dɔn bigin fɔ du mɔ. Dɛn bigin fɔ atak Mɔngolia. I bin de tranga mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Dɛn bin de yuz Arab ɛn Afrika divishɔn dɛn. Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin tɔn bak bak na di Dnieper ɛn dɛn lɔs Estonia. Dɛn bin tɔn bak bak na Kyiv. Bɔt insay di kol sizin dɛn bigin fɔ win bak, dɛn brok ɔlsay te to di Neman. Bɔt dis na bin di las sakrifays. Di "E" tank dɛn bin go insay mas prodakshɔn wit wan mɔ advans chɛsis, lɔw silhouettes, tayt layout, ɛn big, rɛshɔnal armɔ angul dɛn. Apat frɔm dat, Luftwaffe jet ayrakt dɛn bin tek di las ay suprimi. Ɛn insay di spring insay 1945, di Jamani dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt na Belarus. Di ɛnimi dɛn bin de yuz nyu tank dɛn, we bin dɔn go bifo mɔ pan aw dɛn bin de mek dɛn, we nɔ bin bɛtɛ pan di kwaliti dɛn we dɛn bin gɛt fɔ fɛt pas di Soviet motoka dɛn, ɛn sɔntɛm dɛn bin ivin notis se dɛn bɛtɛ pas dɛn.
  Ɛspɛshali di E-50, we bɛtɛ pas di Tiger-2 pan wɛpɔn ɛn klos, bɔt i layt ɛn i gɛt injin we gɛt 1200 ɔspaw.
  Di tin bin wɔs bikɔs Jepan bin kɔpi di Soviet tank dɛn ɛn i bin ebul fɔ ɔganayz dɛn mas prodakshɔn ɛn dɛn bin gɛt jet plen dɛn bak.
  Insay di USSR, di wok fɔ mek di nyu T-54 dɔn slo, ɛn di jet plen dɛn dɔn stɔp kpatakpata.
  Amɛrika bin fala wan polisi fɔ mek pipul dɛn nɔ de nia dɛnsɛf, dɛn bin de trade wit di USSR ɛn wit Jamani ɛn Jepan, ɛn smɔl smɔl dɛn bin de mek atɔmik bɔm.
  Dɛn bin fala wan we fɔ wet ɛn si, ɛn dɛn bin gladi se di gɔvmɛnt dɛn we de rul wit ɔl dɛn at de pwɛl dɛnsɛf.
  Bɔt bikɔs wɔ nɔ bin de, fɔ gi mɔni fɔ mek nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn nɔ bin impɔtant. Pantap dat, di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn nɔ bin ivin tink bɔt fɔ giv ɔp. Insay di sɔmma ɛn ɔtom, dɛn bin de kip di Jamani dɛn na fɛt-fɛt nia Smɔlensk, ɛn insay di kol sizin, di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn bin de tray fɔ fɛt dɛn. Bɔt i nɔ bin wok fayn lɛk aw i bin de bifo, bikɔs di tin dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz na Jamani bin ebul fɔ ajɔst to di kol sizin.
  Di E-25 gɔn we de yuz insɛf bin fayn fɔ pwɛl tank dɛn, i bin gɛt ɔl tu di spid ɛn wan lɔw silhouette.
  Apat frɔm dat, di Fritz dɛn bin gɛt disko dɛn. Dɛn plen dɛn ya, we nɔ kin ambɔg smɔl smɔl gɔn dɛn, we gɛt spɛshal kwaliti dɛn, bin ebul fɔ kɔt plen dɛn apat. Di laminar jet we bin de flɔ rawnd dɛn bin tɔn to pawaful dat no wɛpɔn nɔ bin ebul fɔ shot di disk dɔŋ!
  Fɔ tru, di mashin na Know-How.
  1946 bin tɔn to wan ia we nɔ bin izi fɔ di USSR. Di Jamani dɛn bin ol ɔp nia Smɔlensk, ɛn dɛn bin ivin rawnd dis siti.
  Dɛn bin de trowe blak pipul dɛn, Arab pipul dɛn, ɛn Indu dɛn as kanɔn fɔd. Ɛn mɔ advans modifyeshɔn dɛn fɔ di E-50 bin apia.
  Ɛn afta dat, dɛn tɔn na di sawt. Wan trɛt dɔn kam na di ist pat na Yukren. Di ɛnimi, we bin de trowe bɔku difrɛn kayn tank dɛn fɔ fɛt, mɔ di "E" siriɔs, bin win smɔl smɔl. Bɔt ɛni stɛp we di Nazi dɛn du, bin de kɔst di Nazi dɛn bad bad wan. Dɛn bin de go bifo smɔl smɔl, ɛn dɛn bin de brok di Soviet difɛns layn dɛn wan afta di ɔda wan. Ɛn yuz wi ay supiriɔriti. We di ia dɔn, di Nazi dɛn bin dɔn rich na di Dɔn. Ɛn di Jepan pipul dɛn bin go bifo na Magadan.
  Bɔt tɛnsiɔn bin kam bitwin di Tɔd Rayk ɛn di Land fɔ di San we De Rayt.
  Insay di kol sizin, di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt di samurai dɛn ɛn leta dɛn bin fos dɛn fɔ tɔn bak pas di Amur.
  Di Nazi dɛn, bikɔs dɛn bin de fred se Jepan go strɔng, dɛn bin de biev lɛk se dɛn nɔ de du natin.
  Bɔt insay di spring di Jamani dɛn bigin fɔ fɛt frɔm di Dɔn to di Kɔkas. Türkiye bin enta di wɔ bak na di sayd fɔ di Third Reich. Faya faya fɛt dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt Stalingrad. Na let ɔtom nɔmɔ di Nazi dɛn bin ebul fɔ tek am, bɔt di sem tɛm dɛn bin lɔs bɔku tin dɛn dat dɛn bin fos dɛn fɔ stɔp. Di wɔ bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de fɔ fayv ia. Di ia 1948 bin kam.Di USSR bin gɛt di T-54 ɛn IS-7 tank dɛn we dɛn bin de mek bɔku bɔku wan, we at ɔl nɔ bin smɔl pas di Jaman E-50 ɛn E-75. Ɛn di MIG-15 fɛt plen sho prɔmis.
  Na onli no antidote nɔ bin de agens disk plen, bɔt dɛn tu dia ɛn dɛn nɔ de mek bɔku bɔku wan.
  Di Nazi Fuhrer dɔn ɔlrɛdi bigin fɔ tɛst di wata fɔ mek pis de. Bɔt Stalin bin insist fɔ fɛt wɔ te i win kpatakpata. Wan ɔda chenj we dɛn bin de bit dɛn bin apin afta dat. Di Jamani dɛn bin de yuz di divishɔn dɛn we dɛn bin de kɔlonial, we bin gi dɛn wan nɔmba we pas ɔlman, ɛn dɛn bin stil strɔng pasmak na di ays. So, dɛn bin ebul fɔ go bifo na di say dɛn we de dɔŋ na di Vɔlga ɛn rich na di Kaspian Si. Apat frɔm dat, di Nazi dɛn bin gɛt mɔ advans gas tɔbayn injin dɛn na dɛn tank dɛn, we bin alaw di E-50, afta dɛn dɔn mek am mɔdan, fɔ kɔntinyu fɔ mek i bɛtɛ pan wɛpɔn ɛn wɛpɔn dɛn pas di layt T-54. Di Jamani dɛn bin inkrisayz di wet fɔ di E-50 to sɛvinti tan, we, wit gas tɔbayn injin we gɛt 1,500 ɔspaw, nɔ impɔtant yet. Na tru se di tati siks tan T-54 nɔ bin ebul fɔ pas di Jamani wan dɛn. Bɔt di IS-7 bin tɔn to tu wok-intensive fɔ prodyuz fɔ bi tank we dɛn de prodyuz bɔku bɔku wan.
  Di IS-4 gɔn nɔto armor-piercing inof agens di E siriɔs.
  1948 bin pas insay big big fɛt-fɛt. Di Nazi dɛn bin go bifo smɔl smɔl fɔ krɔs di Kɔkas. We di ia dɔn, dɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt. Ɛn di nɛks ia, 1949, dɛn bin atak Baku insay di kol sizin. Ɛn na we spring dɔn nɔmɔ di Tɔd Rayk ɛn in sataylayt dɛn bin ebul fɔ kɔntrol di wan ol Kɔkas. Bikɔs di sojaman dɛn bin taya pasmak, afta siks ia we dɛn bin de kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt, Stalin bin tɔk se dɛn fɔ stɔp fɔ fɛt.
  Fɔ tru, aw una kin bit unasɛf. Ɛn di USSR bin sho se i rili fit fɔ fɛt wɔ wit sojaman dɛn we pas dɛn.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn we bin taya bin gri. Pantap dat, di pat we fat pas ɔl: Dɛn dɔn win Baku ɔyl, ɛn di fasist dɛn nɔ rili nid Mɔsko.
  I nɔ so izi fɔ rich na Amɛrika.
  Kɔntri dɛn bin rɛst fɔ sɔm ia te dɛn gɛt nyuklia bɔm dɛn. Afta dat, nɔbɔdi nɔ bin want wɔ atɔl. Stalin bin day insay Mach 1953. Malenkov bin bi pɔsin we tek in ples. Wan yɔŋ man we nem Hitlɛr we nɔ bin de it bif bin stil de rul Jamani, pan ɔl we i bin gɛt sɔm wɛlbɔdi prɔblɛm dɛn bak. Dɛn bin jɔs bigin fɔ mek atɔmik bɔm dɛn. Di ia na bin 1954. Ɛn na dis tɛm ya wan strenja bin fɛn insɛf na di USSR. A mos se Russia los plenti bikos of di truce. Smolensk rijin, ɛn pat pan Leningrad rijin, Jamani. Di Finland ɛn Swidan bin kɔt Petrozavodsk ɛn Murmansk. Dɔn bak, di bɔda bin pas along di Don, Vɔlga, inklud Jamani Stalingrad ɛn af pan di dɛlta, ɛn bak pat pan Astrakhan.
  I nɔ rili fayn
  Primorye along di Amur, Vladivostok ɛn Khabarovsk Japan pipul dɛn. Di USSR bin lɔs ɔltin: Yukren, di Baltik stet dɛn, Belarus, di Kɔkas. Ɛn natin nɔ bin want fɔ bia wit dis. Bɔt fɔ bigin wɔ wit pawaful ɛnimi lɛk di Third Reich na tin we tu risky. Ɛspɛshali afta we Stalin day. Bɔku pipul dɛn bin tink se afta we dis kayn big man, we gɛt maynd ɛn we gɛt strɔng maynd dɔn pas na ɔda wɔl, nɔbɔdi nɔ go gɛt maynd fɔ chalenj di fasist dɛn.
  Afta ɔl, di fɛt fɔ gɛt pawa bin bigin wit ɔl dɛn at.
  Pantap dat, Hitlɛr, we na di bigman we win di wɔ, stil de alayv. Ɛn di totalitarian rijim we de kɔntrol af pan di wɔl rili strɔng ɛn i de kɔntinyu fɔ strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Bɔt, mirekul dɛn kin apin na layf!
  So di man kam wit wan nyu kayn klos, we fɔ gi Soviet tank bildin wan disisiv advantej. Bɔt stil nɔto so bɔku atɔmik bɔm dɛn de na ɔl tu di say dɛn fɔ mek dis sɔlv ɛnitin. Pantap dat, di wɔl dɔn mek wan agrimɛnt: dɛn nɔ fɔ yuz nyuklia wɛpɔn.
  I kin pwɛl layf na di Wɔl.
  Ivin Adɔlf Hitlɛr bin tɔk se in nɔ go ɛva bi di fɔs pɔsin fɔ tek di atɔmik bɔm. Pan ɔl we dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ abop pan dis kayn scumbag ɛn demagogue.
  Bɔt nyu wɛpɔn dɛn we de yuz twɛnti fɔs sɛntiwɔd no fɔ gi chans fɔ win.
  Bɔt di lida dɛn na di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin biliv wan man we go kɔmɔt tumara bambay. Di laytst tank, plen ɛn laser wɛpɔn dɛn dɔn apia. Ɛn insay 1955, jɔs Me 1, di Rɛd Ami bin bigin fɔ fɛt di wɔ we dɛn bin rili want fɔ fɛt. Di fɛt bin rili bad. Di ɛnimi dɛn bin strɔng ɛn bɔku, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ sɛns pan tɛknik. Ɛn di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin go bifo ɛn win di bad bad tin dɛn we bin de agens dɛn.
  Di pipul dɛn we de na di Third Reich tu bɔku.
  Dɛn bin tek Smolensk bak. Dɔn di Rɛd Ami bin go insay Minsk. Na ya wi bin gɛt fɔ ripel di atak we di ɛnimi dɛn fast disk plen dɛn bin de atak, ɛn divɛlɔp wan spid we na 10-12 sonik spid. Ɛn fɔ gɛt bɔku bɔku tin dɛn fɔ du.
  Bɔt dɛn bin fɛn mɔ advans ɔltrasɔnik gɔn dɛn ɛn ɔt rayt dɛn agens dɛn.
  Dɛn bin de trit di Jamani pipul dɛn. Sɔviɛt tank ɛn plen dɛn bin kam fɔ bi tin we di ɛnimi dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ go insay.
  Di Fritz dɛn bin sɔprayz fɔ si aw tank dɛn we we fɔti tan nɔ bin ebul fɔ ambɔg gɔn dɛn we gɛt di big kaliba.
  Ɛn di lɛsa bin tɔn to mirekul wɛpɔn. Sɔntin we di Kraut dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ tinap tranga wan. Ɛn afta dat, di Rɛd Ami, afta dɛn dɔn gɛt sakrifays na Belarus, dɛn tɔn na di sawt ɛn go insay Kyiv. Dis na bin di big tin we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn teknɔlɔji dɔn du ɛn di pipul dɛn we bin de du bɔku bɔku hiro dɛn. Di Jaman frɔnt we bin de na di ist bin fɔdɔm, ɛn di Nazi dɛn bin aks fɔ mek dɛn sɔri fɔ dɛn. Bɔt natin nɔ bin ebul fɔ sev dɛn.
  Ɛn us kayn pis wi go tɔk bɔt if di wɔ na wit pipul dɛn we de it pipul dɛn?
  Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn bin kam insay Wɔsaw, ɛn na de dɛn stɔp fɔ shɔt tɛm fɔ mek dɛn grup bak.
  Na da sem tɛm de, dɛn fri Romɛnia, usay dɛn bin tek di gɔvmɛnt agens Jamani.
  Dɔn dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ go bifo fɔ go na Bɛlin. Di Jamani dɛn bin trowe di nyu tin we dɛn bin dɔn mek fɔ fɛt: tank dɛn we tan lɛk piramid we i nɔ bin izi fɔ go insay frɔm ɔl di say dɛn, bɔt dis nɔ bin ɛp di Nazi dɛn bɛtɛ. Sins dis nɔto di bɛst opshɔn agens laser.
  Ɛni klos nɔ gɛt pawa fɔ fɛt bim we di tɛmpracha na bɔku bɔku digri.
  Wan ɔda tin na dat, laser sistem, mɔ di poket blasta, bin stil de shɔt. Bɔt di wan dɛn we bin de, bin mek di Jamani pipul dɛn kɔnfyus ɛn mek pipul dɛn fred.
  Ɛn wan fɛtman kin pwɛl af divishɔn we dɛn de fɛt.
  Di Krauts dɛn bin sɔfa bak wit spɛshal graviomagnetik stɛl. Ivin di 210 mm lɔng barɛl gɔn dɛn we di Royal Lion-3 tank dɛn bin gɛt nɔ bin ebul fɔ go insay, ɛn dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ go insay di rɔket lansa dɛn. Ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat, di sosa dɛn we de flay nɔ bin de gi di Nazi dɛn ɛni bɛnifit igen, bɔt difrɛn frɔm dat, di Soviet lɛsa dɛn bin izi fɔ go insay di laminar flɔ, ɛn dis bin mek di disko dɛn nɔ wok.
  I wik fɔ mek di Nazi dɛnsɛf mek lɛsa!
  Di Nazi dɛn bin win wan klia ɛn kruk we. Di Amɛrikan dɛn, we bin de fred di pawa we di Sɔviɛt kɔntri gɛt, bin go insay di wɔ na di say we Jamani bin de. Ɛn dɛn bin ivin yuz atɔmik bɔm.
  Pan ɔl we wetin di Yankees bin de kɔnt pan nɔ klia.
  Dɛn stratejik bɔm dɛn bin ebul fɔ brok tru to Leningrad ɛn drɔp 4 bɔm dɛn. Tu ɔda atɔmik bɔm dɛn bin fɔdɔm pan Vladivostok, we dɛn fri frɔm di Japan pipul dɛn, ɛn wan pan Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsk. Dis insidious blow nɔ bin go unanswered. Afta we Bɛlin fɔdɔm, di Rɛd Ami tɔn ɛn bigin fɔ fri Amɛrika frɔm Alaska. Nyu tank dɛn we nɔ go ebul fɔ ambɔg wit spɛshal graviomagnetik inklushɔn dɛn bin de go de. Dɛn pas tru di Yanki gɔn dɛn lɛk aks we de pas na tinfɔyl. Ɛn dɛn bin go bifo wit kɔnfidɛns, ɛn dɛn bin go insay Kanada.
  Amɛrika tank dɛn ivin wɔs pas Jamani wan dɛn. Ɛn dɛn nɔ gɛt chans.
  Ɛn na Yurop, di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn sojaman dɛn bin fri Paris ɛn ivin land na di big big siti na Briten. Na da sem tɛm de, dɛn krɔs di Pyrenees, tek Lizbɔn ɛn pas na Afrika tru Jibraltar. Nɔbɔdi nɔ bin ebul fɔ stɔp di lans mɛkanism fɔ di Rɛd Ami in ɔfens. Ɛn if di Rɔshian Ivan dɔn ɔlrɛdi wek ɛn go insay fɛt, dat min se nɔbɔdi nɔ go fɛn am inof. Pantap dat, bɔku tin bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi disayd bay we dɛn bin de du di wok we dɛn bin de du fɔ mek dɛn sabi du dɛn wok fayn fayn wan. Agens we yu nɔ go ebul fɔ tramp igen. Ɛn i bin tan lɛk se di atɔmik bɔm jɔs tan lɛk faya krak we nɔ de du bad.
  Ɛn ɛnibɔdi we de fred nyuklia wɛpɔn na pɔsin we de sok!
  Na ya di Rɛd Ami bin kam insay di say we Amɛrika de. I bin de go bifo wit fɛt-fɛt. Di Amɛrika pipul dɛn bin fɛt tranga wan fɔs, bɔt afta dat dɛn bigin fɔ skata ɔnda di plen dɛn we nɔ bin de taya ɛn we dɛn bin de yuz lɛsa. Udat go ebul fɔ win ɛnimi wit twɛnti fɔs sɛntiwɔd wɛpɔn dɛn.
  Sayns we dɛn jɔyn wit di kɔmyunis sistɛm!
  Sɔviɛt diskɛt dɛn we gɛt lɛsa bin tɔn to denja mɔ. Dɛn land nia di Wait Haus ɛn kil di prɛsidɛnt gad, tek di edman fɔ stet prizina. Afta dat, na ɔn ɛn leg nɔmɔ bin lɛf frɔm Amɛrika. Dɛn bin sayn di sɔrɛnda.
  Kwik ɔnaful fɔ Amɛrika.
  Afta dat, dɛn bin gɛt ilɛkshɔn, usay di kɔmyunis dɛn bin win wan win we dɛn kin tɔk bɔt. Wɛl, afta dat, dɛn bin aks am fɔ jɔyn di USSR bay wilful. Ɛn fɔ tru, dɛn kɔnfyus am bay wan rifrendum. Ɛn na di sem tin de apin na ɔl di kɔntri dɛn, fɔs na Yurop ɛn afta dat na Afrika.
  Wan gud we fɔ mek mɔtalman gɛt wanwɔd!
  Jepan bin jɔyn di USSR bak. Na Chaena nɔmɔ bin chenj fɔ sɔm tɛm. Bɔt dɛn shot Mao, ɛn dɛn bin gɛt rifrendum bak wit wanwɔd rizɔlt.
  Di Chaynish pipul dɛn bin jɔs gladi, bikɔs dɛn bin no se dɛn layf go bɛtɛ!
  Fɔ tɔk smɔl, bay 1958, ɔl di kɔntri dɛn na di wɔl bin kam fɔ bi pat pan di USSR. Di Wɔl Traybɔn bin sɛntɛns Adɔlf Hitlɛr fɔ day. Pan ɔl we, i go mɔs bi se dɛn fɔ dɔn ɛng di Fuhrer. Bɔt Malenkov insɛf bin gɛt sɔri-at fɔ tek wan shot na in at.
  Yɛs, Hitler bin ebul fɔ liv fɔ si in day pɔnishmɛnt. Bɔt di Fuhrer nɔ bin gɛt maynd fɔ shot insɛf.
  Dɔn di planɛt bin kam fɔ bi wan. Bifo di kɔntri dɛn na di wɔl spɛn bɔku ɛnaji fɔ fɛt dɛnsɛf, dɛn bigin fɔ wok togɛda. Bɔt fɔ tink se sayɛns go ebul fɔ divɛlɔp kwik kwik wan. Afta ɔl, na difrɛn kɔntri dɛn, di sem risach institiut dɛn de wok pan di sem tɔpik dɛn. Ɛn dɛn kin kip am sikrit frɔm dɛnsɛf.
  Ɛn vayrɔs ɛn wom dɛn kin kɔmɔt na di Intanɛt.
  If di risach institiut dɛn na di wɔl bin de wok togɛda ɛn chenj infɔmeshɔn, dat min se sayɛns go de go bifo kwik kwik wan.
  Ɛn bikɔs dɛn de fred se dɛn go spay, aw bɔku tin dɛn de ayd frɔm di sayɛns wɔl. Wɔ dɛn, we di bɛst pipul dɛn bin de day, bin de pwɛl di prɔgrɛs bak bad bad wan.
  Ɛn di matirial bays fɔ ɔl di kɔntri dɛn we tek pat bin ambɔg.
  Pan ɔl we, na di ɔda say, wɔ kin mek pipul dɛn go bifo kwik kwik wan ɛn i kin bi wan kayn tin we kin mek sayɛns go bifo. Bɔt insay dis kes, di wok we mɔtalman bin de du togɛda bin mek di spes bɔku bad bad wan. Ɔlrɛdi insay 1967, di fɔs plen fɔ go na Mas bin apin. Ɛn afta tɛn ia, wan Soviet kɔsmonaut bin go na di plen we de fa pas ɔl na di solar sistem - Pluto. Ɛn insay 2011, di fɔs intastela ɛkspɛdishin bin lans pan bakgrɔn rɔket.
  Dis na di big tin we apin insay mɔtalman istri.
  Ɛn i kam fɔ no se i pɔsibul fɔ muv fast pas di spid we layt de spid. Insay 2013, wan Soviet staship bin pas di spid we layt bin de spid. Ɛn insay 2015, di fɔs Soviet kɔsmonaut bin gɛt nem fɔ put in fut pan wan pan di planɛt dɛn we di sta we nem Sirius de.
  Insay 2018, pipul dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de na wan duzin planɛt dɛn we nɔ de na di solar sistem.
  So di rɛd wɔriɔ dɛn bin step heroically pan di sta dɛn wɔl dɛn. Ɛn dis na jɔs di biginin fɔ mek di spes bɔku.
  Ɔltin de gro wit wan big big briz.
  Mɔtalman bin skata kwik kwik wan ɔlsay na di galaksi. Dɛn bin mek nyu spɛshal ship dɛn we bin dɔn go bifo, sayɛns bin de go bifo kwik kwik wan. Thermoquark, ɛn leta thermopreon synthesis, bin gi akses to bɔku bɔku ɛnaji. Ɛn dis bin mek pipul dɛn ebul fɔ win big ɛn big ples dɛn. So dɛn bin muf go na wan galaksi we bin de nia dɛn. Na de dɛn mit wan ɛnimi protɛin layf fɔm pan sɛmikɔndɔkta dɛn.
  Wetin kin apin?
  Di fɔs wɔ we bin de bitwin di galaktik dɛn insay mɔtalman istri dɔn bigin. Di kayn wɛpɔn dɛn we strɔng pas ɔl bin de insay am. Ɛn difrɛn kayn fil dɛn, inklud kinespatial wan dɛn.
  Ɛn wetin? Ɛn pipul dɛn gɛt nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn bak!
  Ɔ sɔntin we ivin kol pas dat!
  Insay dis wɔ, pipul dɛn na di wɔl bin fɛn wan mashin we dɛn kin yuz fɔ mek tɛm. Ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ pul sojaman dɛn we dɔn day frɔm di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ, ɛn muf dɛn go na sta wɔl dɛn.
  Ɛn nɔ fɔ mek yu rili day!
  Dis na aw wan ol jɛnɛreshɔn fɔ nyu ɛn di sem tɛm ol fɛtman dɛn bin kam - di wan dɛn we bin go tru di wilhaus fɔ di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ ɛn di Fɔs Sta Wɔ. Dɛn bin ɔn dɛn tu skil dɛn ɛn rayz di lɛvɛl fɔ di USSR ami to fenomenal kɔsmik ayt.
  So fɔ mek tin dɛn strɔng!
  Ɛn so, afta di fɛt dɛn we bin tranga pas ɔl, dɛn bin win di ɛmpaya fɔ sɛmikɔndukta alien dɛn. Ɛn so, mɔtalman tɔn ɔda pej pan in yon istri. Ɛn di nɛks tin we dɛn bin du na fɔ mek dɛn go ebul fɔ go na di galaktik supaklɔsta dɛn.
  Wi go win di big big wan we de na di yunivas: but dɛn de spak we dɛn de mach!
  As i bi, pan ɔl we bɔku planɛt dɛn de na di yunivas, layf we gɛt sɛns nɔ bɔku. Ɛn i nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ mit ɛni kayn supa-sivilizayshɔn. Ɛn dis bin mek mɔtalman fil fayn, dɛn bin de setul na difrɛn wɔl dɛn, galaksi dɛn, ɛn big big grup dɛn.
  Ɛn di sem tɛm fɔ sɔlv di prɔblɛm we de mek pɔsin liv lɔng, fɔ lan fɔ mek di tin dɛn we gɛt layf yɔŋ bak.
  Ɛn na so pipul dɛn bin de flay go na di ed pat na di wan ol wɔl. Wi si di wɔndaful ɛmti ples ɛn disayd... Wetin nɛks? Ɛn na so dɛn bil di nyu spɛshal ship, we ebul fɔ flay bɔku bɔku say dɛn. Ɛn pipul dɛn bin de rɔsh fɔ go na nyu wɔl dɛn. Bikɔs dɛn bin dɔn flay fɔ sɔm ɔndrɛd trilyɔn layt ia, dɛn bin dɔn rich na ɔda yunivas. Ɛn sta dɛn, planɛt dɛn, kɔmɛt dɛn bin de bak. Ɛn fɔ dɔn, dɛn bin mit wan supa sivilizayshɔn. Bɔt mɔtalman bin tɔk to am pan ikwal wɔd dɛn bikɔs insɛf bin dɔn bi sivilizayt pas ɔl.
  Yu nɔ tink se dɛn tɔk bak na di Baybul se mɔtalman go tan lɛk di gɔd dɛn?
  Pipul dɛn dɔn lan aw fɔ gi layf bak to di wan dɛn we dɔn day. Inklud di wan dɛn we dɔn day lɔng tɛm bifo, ɛn ivin di wan dɛn we dɛn ashis bin skata to di briz.
  Klosap ɔlman bin gɛt layf bak, ivin di wan dɛn we dɛn dɔn pwɛl bɛlɛ ɛn di wan dɛn we de du bad. Dɛn bin sɛn di las wan dɛn, ivin Hitlɛr, na kɔmfyut kamp dɛn fɔ mek dɛn lan buk bak.
  So mɔtalman bin gɛt ɔl tu pawa ɛn gladi at. Ɛn pipul dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi tray ɛn mek galɛksi dɛnsɛf, ɛn tɔn to demiurge krieta dɛn.
  Ɔl di lɔ dɛn we de na di bɔdi dɔn bi ɔnda mɔtalman.
  
  ALTERNATIVE WAR OF DI TƐM WE TRƆBUL DƐN DE
  Afta dɛn dɔn win di kɔp fɔ di Pols ɛn di sojaman dɛn we dɛn bin de pe fɔ, di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn we bin de rayd ɔs wit tin dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn tif ɛn prizina dɛn bin go bak na Lvov.
  Sotnikov, we bin de swing pan in ɔs, aks Alenka se:
  - Yu tink se layf de afta day?
  Di witch gyal bin tɔk klia wan se:
  - Na tru se i de! Wetin mek yu bin de dawt?
  Di prins ansa wit ɔnɛs se:
  - Sɔntɛnde a kin tink ɔmɔs pipul wi dɔn kil... Wetin if dɛn sol kɔs wi na di nɛks wɔl?
  Alenka bin de gigl tin ɛn i bin tɔk di rayt we se:
  - No mata aw dem swɛ Genghis Khan, i liv fɔ sɛvinti tu ia, we na bɔku fɔ da tɛm de. Ɛn in jɔnal, nɔ bost yusɛf. A no aw fɔ win ol ej, ɛn i nɔ go apin to yu!
  Sotnikov bin swɛt bad bad wan ɛn i bin de mɔna se:
  - Ol ej... I de saund disgusting en scary!
  Di titi bin de gigl ɛn chip:
  - Di blo we hiro blo tan lɛk hama, .
  Na di nem fɔ di Oli Mama Land...
  Afta ɔl, wi strɔng ɛn wi spirit yɔŋ -
  Fɔ go bifo, kɔmrɛd dɛm, fala mi!
  Ɛn di titi trowe wan mɛrɛsin we de gi in man trɛnk. I tek wan sip ɛn fil mɔ gladi.
  Artillery ɛn infantri bin kam nia Lvov. Di shel bin bigin. Yunikɔn ɛn awitza bin de wok.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de jomp frɔm gɔn to gɔn, ɛn dɛn bin de gi kɔmand. Kast ayɛn ɛn ston kanɔnbɔl dɛn bin de nak. Dɛn bin pwɛl tri tawa dɛn ɛn bɔku get dɛn.
  Dɛn bin bɔn bɔm dɛn we de bɔn faya na di siti.
  Di Pols bin disayd fɔ mek wan atak we nɔ gɛt op.
  Di Ɔngari sojaman dɛn we bin de rayd ɔs na bin di fɔs wan dɛn we bin atak. Ɛn biɛn am, di Polish ɔsman dɛn bin kam. Dɔn, sojaman dɛn we de waka wit wɛpɔn dɛn.
  Sotnikov bin tɛl am se i nɔ fɔ shot, bɔt i fɔ wet fɔ di ɛnimi. Di ɛnimi gɛt bɔku flag ɛn drɔm dɛn de bit.
  We di sojaman dɛn we de rayd ɔs kam usay dɛn kin shot di pistɔl, dɛn kin bit dɛn wit gɔn ɛn nyu maskɛt dɛn. En den di kanon dem wit buckshot hit. Jɔs fɔ kɔt ɔl di klia ples dɛn we de na di rank dɛn we na Polan, Ɔngari, ɛn Jamani pipul dɛn.
  Sotnikov bin ala se:
  - Kɔntinyu fɔ faya!
  Di ɛnimi sojaman dɛn we bin de rayd ɔs, we di lid ren bin kech, bin kɔnfyus ɛn we dɛn drɔp bɔku bɔku bɔdi dɛn, dɛn tɔn bak. Krash insay in yon infantri.
  Dɔn Sotnikov, we i nɔ tink tumɔs, tek ɛn snɛp di sab dɛn, ɛn ɔda se:
  - Mek wi atak di enemi!
  Ɛn di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn we bin de rayd ɔs bin rɔsh fɔ rɔnata di ɛnimi dɛn.
  Lɛk tayga i rɔsh afta di bɔd we wund. We de tray tranga wan fɔ rɔnawe. Bɔt di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ stɔp.
  Alenka rɔsh wit tu sab dɛn na in an. Albina ɛn di Katka we nɔ bin izi fɔ fɛn, bin de rɔn rawnd.
  Dɛn bin kɔt di Lyakh dɛn, kɔt kɔt dɛn, rip dɛn, kɔt dɛn smɔl smɔl. Dɛn bin de chuk skel ɛn pul ed.
  Ɛn so di moral we di nobul ami bin gɛt bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi pwɛl. Di sojaman dɛn we de waka ɛn di sojaman dɛn we de rayd ɔs, we kɔnfyus ɛn we dɛn dɔn win, kin rɔnawe go to dɛnsɛf. Ɛn dɛn kin kɔba ɔl di say dɛn we dɛn kin kam nia wit bɔdi dɛn.
  Sotnikov, we de kɔt wit sab frɔm in tu an, de ala se:
  - Lɛ wi nɔ shem wisɛf fɔ Mama Rus"!
  Ɛn bak i de swing ɛn blo. Dis kayn pɔsin we de fɛt fast fast, dis prins frɔm di twɛnti fɔs sɛntiwɔd.
  Alenka kin trowe disk ɛn his bak:
  - Fo di sake of mai kontri, wi bi gyal igl!
  Albina insɛf kin fɛt bad bad wan. I de kɔt di ɛnimi lɛk se i de kɔt nɛt wit tik.
  Ɛn i se:
  - Di ɛnd de jɔstify di mins!
  Bɔt di Katka we vɛks bad bad wan kin kɔntinyu fɔ step pan insɛf ɛn du sɔmsalt, ɔ triplɛ sɔmsalt.
  Ɛn bak aw fɔ kɔndɔkt wan mil we de kil pipul dɛn. Aw i go blo sɔm ed dɛn ɛn siŋ:
  - Di gɔl de ala, wetin i de briŋ wi: pul ɔ fɔd?
  Ɛn aw i go muv in il we nɔ gɛt natin insay di fɔrɛst we gɛt ɔn fɔ di Ɔngari, ɛn trowe di ɛnimi kɔmɔt na in ɔs.
  Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn, we bin de rɔnata di ɛnimi, bin tɔn insay Lviv. Dɛn bɔs insay di siti, ɛn bigin fɛt wɔ na strit.
  Di siti kɔmanda, togɛda wit di Polish uman we nem Lisa, dɔn ɔlrɛdi de gɛda jɔyri, ɛn dɛn de plan fɔ rɔnawe tru di rod we de ɔnda grɔn. Panna Lisa de chirp:
  - Damn am! Yu nɔ tink se dɛn go ebul fɔ pripia ɔltin bifo tɛm?
  Di kɔmanda ansa wit kɔnfyushɔn se:
  - Udat bin no...
  Ɛn stupid wan klap, klap yu yay. Wɛl, jɔs lɛk fish we kɔmɔt na wata.
  Lisa bin smayl wikɛd wan. We i tɛl am fɔ du dat, dɛn bin mek savant Marya sɔfa bad bad wan. Na bikɔs ɔf di sɔri-at we dɛn bin sho fɔ di pipul dɛn na Mɔsko.
  Di pɔsin we kil di titi bin bɔn di titi wit ɔt stik.
  Lisa stil na bitch. Pan ɔl we i fayn. Dɛn kin hang jɔyri pan am, lɛk se na jɔlɔs in bɛnch. Ɛn we pɔsin kin want fɔ du sɔntin. I gɛt wan ol duzin pipul dɛn we i lɛk.
  Ɛn di Rɔshian dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi de brok tru to di kast.
  Wit anɔynt, muttering curses, Lisa pik wan bɔndɛl fɔ gold kɔyn, breslɛt, ring ɛn brɔch. Rɔn go na di miro. Klik pan di layɔn statu we gɛt gold. Wan sikrit domɔt opin.
  Di kɔmanda tray fɔ jomp afta am, bɔt... Lisa grap wan bejeweled pistol frɔm in bɛlt ɛn faya. Di bulɛt de chuk di kɔmanda dairekt na in yay.
  Pana laf ɛn lɔk di miro, afta dat i bigin fɔ tek tɛm kam dɔŋ di tanɛl. Di bɔndɛl we gɛt gold ɛn jɔyri big ɛn i nɔ izi fɔ kɛr. Ɛn sus dɛn we gɛt ay il na sɔntin we de mɔna pɔsin.
  Bɔt fɔ rɔn barefut na damp ɛn kol grɔn wit rat kin mek yu fred.
  Lisa de go bifo sloslo ɛn i de blo tranga wan.
  Dɛn bin kech di kast kwik kwik wan. Di Pols ɛn di sojaman dɛn we dɛn bin de pe fɔ, nɔ bin ebul fɔ bia di atak we dɛn bin de atak dɛn kwik kwik wan. Ɛn di grenade dɛn we Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin de trowe bin jɔs de mek pipul dɛn fɔdɔm ɛn mek pipul dɛn fred. Na tru se we dis kayn tin we kin kil pɔsin kin rip ɛn es wan ol kɔlɔn dɛn we gɛt smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl
  Di tin dɛn we bin pwɛl di kol bɔm dɛn we Sotnik ɛn Alenka bin mek.
  Dis rili na kil. Di ɛnimi dɛn an dɛn we dɔn rɔtin ɛn dɛn ed dɛn we flat kin flay ɔlsay.
  Alenka, we bin de trowe ɔda bɔm, bin swɛt se:
  - Mi na di dɛbul we wɛr skit!
  Katerina, we bin de lanch di gift fɔ day, bin gi:
  - Strɔng pas di Dɛbul, fast pas di dɛbul!
  Ɛn i go hit di big big mɛsenja na in groin wit in ni. I flay go ɔp tu mita ɛn nak tu ɔda Pol dɛn wit in ɛlmɛt we gɛt ɔn.
  Di siti bin fɔdɔm kwik kwik wan we i sɔprayz. Na bin bɔku bɔku prizina dɛn, di prist bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de muf de tek di swɛ fɔ de biɛn di Rɔshian Tsa.
  Ɔltin bin luk rili wɔndaful. Dɛn dɔn win di men strɔng ples na Galisia.
  Na fɔ gɛda di tin dɛn we dɛn dɔn tif ɛn chɛk di trɔs.
  I nɔ bin izi fɔ Pana Lisa fɔ kɔmɔt na di tanɛl insay da tɛm de. I bin de limp. Di il fɔ di sus bin fɔdɔm. Di titi bin taya bad bad wan, i bin de kɛr bɔku bɔku jɔlɔs ɛn gold. I kɔmɔt ɛn plop dɔŋ na di gras. Aweva, i dɔn ɔlrɛdi bi di tip fɔ ɔtom. Ɛn yu nɔ go ledɔm fɔ lɔng tɛm.
  Misis Lisa, we bin de fil se i de shek shek bikɔs ɔf di kol, bin tinap. Uh, wetin a fɔ du? Di sus dɛn bin fɔdɔm kpatakpata, ɛn in tɛnda fut dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ tinap fɔ de barefut fɔ lɔng tɛm. Ɛn nɔ ɔs, nɔ savant dɛn.
  I tan lɛk se savant Anɔld, we dɛn bin fɔ dɔn de wet fɔ am wit tri ɔs dɛn we go tek in ples, bin dɔn kɔmɔt de.
  Misis Lisa luk rawnd... I nɔ bin ebul fɔ kɛr di bag fɔ lɔng tɛm. I go nid fɔ ayd am sɔnsay te bɛtɛ tɛm. Ɛn rap yu leg dɛn wit rag. So i go go na di vilej we de nia am, dɔn fɔ wan ring ɔ brɔsh i go bay ɔs fɔ insɛf.
  We di uman dɔn trowe in sus we dɔn brok, i kɔt sɔm pat dɛn pan klos frɔm in lɔng klos we bin satisfay, insay di midul ivul fashɔn, ɛn rap dɛn rawnd in fut dɛn, we gɛt blista dɛn na in il. Dɔn i bigin fɔ luk fɔ ples fɔ put di jɔlɔs dɛn.
  Aw wan bɔbɔ kam bifo am wantɛm wantɛm. I luk lɛk se i nɔ ol pas fɔtin, bɔt i gɛt bɔku mɔsul dɛn. Pan ɔl we di ples kin kol insay ɔtom, i kin wɛr shɔt pant nɔmɔ ɛn i kin wɛr bɔdi we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn di mɔsul dɛn de rɔl lɛk ripɛl dɛn na wata. Tu sab de na in an.
  Lisa grap di gɔn, i stil gɛt wan chaj. Bɔt di bɔbɔ bin go bifo am ɛn nak di wɛpɔn kɔmɔt na di uman in an wit wan blo we i blo in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Lisa bin de blo ɛn swɛt:
  - No nid nɔ de...
  Di bɔbɔ bin grin se:
  - Wetin nɔ nid fɔ de?
  Pani smayl ɛn ansa se:
  - A go gi yu wan broch wit dayamɔn, ɛn yu lɛf mi fɔ go!
  Ogolets shek in ed negatif wan:
  - A kin kil yu ɛn tek ɔltin, inklud di bag we gɛt guds!
  Misis Lisa shek ɛn swɛt:
  - No nid fɔ kil! Okay, a go gi yu di bag ɛn ɔl mi jɔyri, ɛn a go ivin mek lɔv to yu if yu lɛf mi fɔ go!
  Di bɔbɔ snor wit disgres se:
  - Yu, Misis Lisa, so famous dat yu no mis wan single handsome yong man. A et fɔ tɔk to pɔsin lɛk dat. So... A go kɛr yu go to mi yon pipul dɛn ɛn mek dɛn jɔj yu.
  Di uman fɔdɔm na in ni ɛn ivin tray fɔ kis di bɔbɔ in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we gɛt dɔti:
  - Nɔ nid nɔ de! Nɔ pwɛl am! A go giv evritin! Wɛl, yu want mi ɛstate!
  Ogolets snor wit disgres ɛn ansa se:
  - Lɛ wi du dis, a go tek di bag ɛn ɔl di jɔyri frɔm yu ɛn lɛf yu go, bɔt... Yu nɔ go tɔk wan wɔd bɔt dis to ɛnibɔdi!
  Misis Lisa bin kol wit gladi at:
  - A gri wit dat!
  Ɛn i bigin fɔ fol in iaring ɛn ring dɛn. Di bɔbɔ luk am frɔm ɔnda in brɔw. I bin mek in fes kray. We di uman pul ɔltin, lɛf insay wan rich klos, di yɔŋ wɔman se:
  - Yu bin mek di bɔbɔ Andreyka sɔfa. Bay yu ɔda, dɛn tɔn fayv ɔndrɛd lash pan di ɔgres ɛn bɔn in il wit ɔt ayɛn, ɛn na de i day.
  Misis Lisa bin de grɔmbul se:
  - Nɔto mi... Na di kɔmanda!
  Bifo di bɔbɔ ansa, i ayd in sab dɛn na in bɛlt ɛn pul wan branch kɔmɔt na di bush. I rɔsh fɔ wip Lisa. Pana bigin fɔ rɔn. Di pɔsin we bin de rɔnata dɛn bin bigin.
  Di yɔŋ wɔriɔ bin de pres ɛn bit tranga wan:
  - Yu bin de mek uman ɛn pikin dɛn sɔfa, yu tif di trɔs, kil pipul dɛn we de wok na fam, bɔn pipul dɛn. Yu go get am fo dis...
  Di apia we di titi we gɛt rɛd ia apia, ɛn i apia wantɛm wantɛm, lɛk se di jak-in-di-bɔks intarap di spank.
  Di faya wɔriɔ ala se:
  - Inaf fɔ Yegorka! Na di kiŋ in os de disayd wetin go apin to di prizina dɛn. Ɛn in jɔnal, ɔlman we de ya nɔto enjɛl! Ɛn di valyu tin dɛn kin go na di kiŋ in trɔs!
  Yegorka bin tɔk wit kapchɔ se:
  - Yes, at least wan broch fɔ yu tray!
  Katka bin trɛtin in saber:
  - Nɔ ivin tink bɔt am! Wi dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt rayt fɔ gɛt pat pan di tin dɛn we wi dɔn tif! Ɛn wi go kech bɔku ɔda tin dɛn! Ɛn briŋ di wan we dɛn kapchɔ na di kamp!
  Yegorka bin de gigl:
  - Stil, a bin ebul fɔ blɔd am!
  Fɔ tru, di uman in klos bin bɔs bikɔs dɛn bin blo am, ɛn di klos tɔn rɛd.
  Dɛn bin tek Lvov, ɛn akɔdin to tradishɔn, dɛn bin de sɛlibret wan shɔt fɛstival de we nɔ de mek pɔsin chak tumɔs. Afta dat, di ami bin muf go bifo.
  Dɛn bin put Misis Lisa na di say usay dɛn de mɛn pipul dɛn. Di dɔktɔ klin in wund dɛn, ɛn dɛn le di yɔŋ uman pan wan saf bed.
  Jɛnɛral wan, ɔltin nɔ bin bad. Di wɔ bin kɔmɔt fayn ɛn i bin win.
  Sotnikov nɔ bin de drink pasmak di tɛm we dɛn de it di fɛstival, bɔt i bin de dans bɔku. Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de ple ple ɛn laf ɛn siŋ.
  Wan dɔv bin flay insay di mɔnin. Wan mɛsej we se Skopin-Shuisky in sojaman dɛn, afta dɛn dɔn atak dɛn fɔ shɔt tɛm bɔt blɔd, dɛn kech Vilna. Ɛn se di Pɔlish pipul dɛn de rɔnawe. We di kapital siti we di Grɛnd Duchy na Lituɛnia bin fɔdɔm, na bin big big tin we dɛn bin ebul fɔ du.
  Ivin Sigismund bin dɔn tɔk se Rus in, ɛn sɔntɛm ivin Prins Skopin-Shuisky insɛf, go gɛt di Lituɛnia tron, ɛn Polan go go bak na di bɔda dɛn we i bin de trade.
  Bɔt Skopin-Shuisky bin biliv se di Slav dɛn fɔ gɛt wanwɔd. Di pipul dɛn na Polan, Yukren ɛn Rɔshian dɛn ɔl tu de na wan kɔntri. Ɛn i kɔntinyu fɔ waka.
  Bɔku pan di pipul dɛn na Belarus ɛn Yukren bin de sɔpɔt di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn.
  Di Rɔshian rejimɛnt dɛn bin bɛtɛ ɛn dɛn bin gɛt wɛpɔn dɛn ɛn ɔganayz dɛn tide. Dɛn bin de kɔntrol dɛn wit signal flag dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin gɛt fayn fayn gɔn ɛn grenade dɛn we de wok fayn.
  Di Pols pipul dɛn nɔ bin gɛt natin fɔ agens dis. Ɛn Turkey sɛf, we dɛn bin shak wit wan wɔ we nɔ bin rili saksesful wit Iran, nɔ bin gɛt maynd fɔ gi disisiv ɛp.
  Dɛn bin win Swidan ɛn lɛf di gem. Jamani stil de, bɔt i skata ɛn skata to bɔku stet dɛn. Ɛn i izi fɔ am fɔ saplae jɔs mɛsenja dɛn.
  Pis nɔ de na Frans sɛf. Dɛn kil Goering we kɔmɔt na Navarre, ɛn in bɔy pikin stil tu yɔŋ. Spain de go dɔŋ. Briten strɔng na si, bɔt in land sojaman dɛn nɔ bɔku. Na taim fo aneks Poland to Russia en merge di tu kontri dem. Dɔn di ɛmpaya we gɛt pawa pas ɔl na di wɔl go kam. Ɛspɛshali we yu tink bɔt di we aw di Ɔtoman dɛn ɛn di Spanish pipul dɛn bin de go dɔŋ.
  Di Rɔshian ami bin kam nia di siti we gɛt di fɔt we dɛn kɔl Przemysl. Na bin wan pawaful siti. Di las strɔng ples we nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ win na di rod fɔ go na di big siti na Polan - Krakow.
  Dɛn bin de tek smɔl siti dɛn wit spid. Bɔt, Yukren bin dɔn, ɛn di eria we Polan insɛf bin de rul bin bigin. Na ya di wan dɛn we bin de agens di gɔvmɛnt bin kam trangayes ɛn strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Sotnikov in ami bin kɔntinyu fɔ bɔku. Nyu gɔn dɛn we bin dɔn go bifo ɛn we gɛt pawa bin fɔ dɔn kɔmɔt na Mɔsko.
  Bɔt di wan dɛn we bin de de bigin fɔ bɔn bɔku bɔku bɔm dɛn na di siti. Di sojaman bin klaym wan lɔng pain tik we tinap pan wan il ɛn i bin yuz tɛliskɔp fɔ chɛk di siti.
  Di pwɛl pwɛl bin de kam mɔ ɛn mɔ. Di prins aks Alɛnka we bin sidɔm nia am.
  - Wel, wetin biuti... Mek wi destroy di get and go on assault. Ɔ wi go wet fɔ di wɛpɔn skwad we kɔmɔt na Mɔsko kam?
  Alenka bin tɔk klia wan se:
  - Wetin mek yu fɔ shem? I bɛtɛ fɔ tek Krakow ɛn Wɔsaw ɔl tu bifo di sno fɔdɔm. Polan fɔ bi wi yon!
  Sotnikov nɔ bin gri tumɔs kwik kwik wan:
  - Yes, a fɔ du am! Bɔt di ɛlb dɔn nia, bɔt tray, bayt!
  Alenka bin grin wit dawt ɛn shek in layt gold nekɛd:
  - Us kayn lack of optimism dis na? Dɛn bɔn wi fɔ win, ɛn wi go tek ova ilɛk wetin i kɔst wi!
  Sotnikov bin disayd fɔ du sɔntin:
  - Wi go shot fɔ ɔda tri awa ɛn afta dat wi go bigin di asɔlt!
  Bɔt, layf kin mek in yon ajɔstmɛnt. Afta tu awa we dɛn bin de shel di fɔt, dɛn sɛn wan envaysa.
  Wan man we bin wɛr wan Jesuit kasɔk bin kam wit wan big ɛn strɔng bag we gɛt gold pan dɔnki. Ɛn i invayt Sɔtnikɔf fɔ kɔmɔt de, ɛn i prɔmis bak fɔ gi tɛn kat dɛn wit bɔku bɔku tin dɛn we dɛn dɔn tif.
  Di prins aks wit smayl se:
  -Wea dis ten kat de?
  Di Jesuit bin ansa wit ɔmbul vɔys se:
  - Na di siti...
  Sotnikov bin de ala se:
  - Mek wi tek am wi sef! Ɛn yu kam bak ɛn tɛl mi se a gi yu wan awa mɔ fɔ trowe di wayt flag dɛn. Ɛn afta dat, dɛn go atak pipul dɛn!
  Di Jesuit kam bak... I bin so rɔsh dat di dɔnki trip ɛn di prins na di chɔch fɔdɔm insay di dɔti. Yɛs, i nɔ bin wok fɔ am wit di Mɛsaya.
  Di Rɔshian dɛn bin laf fɔ lɔng tɛm. Ɛn afta dat, dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ shel dɛn.
  Dɛn bin de bit kanɔnbɔl dɛn, ston dɛn bin skata, dɛn bin nel yunikɔn dɛn. Ɛn afta dat, di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn, ɔnda di kɔva fɔ smok bɔm dɛn, rɔsh fɔ atak dɛn bad bad wan.
  Fɔ tru, bifo ɔltin, na Alɛksi Sɔtnikɔv ɛn Alɛnka. As ɔltɛm, dɛn kin kɔt ɔlman ɛn trowe bɔm.
  Di Russian horde de rɔsh fɔ go fɛt...
  Na da tɛm de, di Jesuit sɛn wan dɔv wit mɛsej. Ɛn i drɛg wan ol bɔks we gɛt valyu ston dɛn. Pas dɛn de ɔnda grɔn na ɔl di big siti dɛn.
  Yɛs, di Rɔshian dɛn de prɛs tranga wan. Na so dɛn bɔm dɛn we de pwɛl tin dɛn gɛt pawa. Ɔlman ebul fɔ swip go ɛn brok di wɔl we strɔng pas ɔl.
  Dis nɔ tan lɛk fɔ mek wich pipul dɛn sɔfa. Bɔku tɛm, di uman dɛn we fayn pas ɔl bin de bi viktim dɛn we di Inkwizishɔn bin de du. Wan Jesuit we bin gɛt ebi ebi bɔks rawnd in nɛk bin kam dɔŋ insay di jel. I mɛmba aw in ɛn in pak bin de aks di duchess insɛf fɔ du majik.
  Di praud ɔgɔst pɔsin bin pul in klos ɛn chɛk am rud rud wan ɛn we nɔ gɛt sɛrimɔni. Dɔn dɛn tek am barefut ɛn wit klos rawnd di jel. Na tru se di nɛks tin na fɔ mek dɛn sɔfa. Ɛn wan brazi, ɛn wan rɛk, ɛn wan stɛl titi, ɛn bɔku ɔda difrɛn bad bad tin dɛn.
  Di Jesuit insɛf bin lɛk sɔntin we sofistikieted. Sɔntin we de mek pɔsin fil pen bɔt we nɔ de lɛf ɛni mak. Yɛs, po duchess. Insɛf bin mek i sɔfa, i bin de yuz ɔt stik, bɔt i nɔ bin jɔs tɔch in skin wit wata ɛn ɔyl we dɛn miks. Ɛn i bin wund di duchess ɛn no sayn nɔ bin de fɔ mek dɛn sɔfa.
  Dɔn dɛn sɛl am to di Turk dɛn. Ɛn dɛn bin de mek prɔfit. Ɛn se di uman yɔŋ, blant, ɛn bak wit kiŋ blɔd. Di Ɔtoman dɛn valyu dɛn kayn pipul dɛn de.
  Di las pɔsin we di Inkwizishɔn bin kil, dɛn bin lɛf am fɔ mek i sɔfa ɛn bɔn am na di jel.
  Yɛs, dɛn bin de mek di wan dɛn we nɔ du natin sɔfa bad bad wan. Ɛn nɔbɔdi nɔ go se dis na sɔri-at.
  Di Rɔshian dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi ful-ɔp di wɔl dɛn. Fɛt de apin na strit. Bɔku blɔd, bɔku kil. Ɛn di kɔntinyu we di wɛpɔn dɛn de krak krak. Di krash fɔ bled, di writhing wund.
  Ɛn nyu sakrifays dɛn... Sotnikov trowe bɔm, ɛn skata di ɛnimi dɛn.
  Di Pols we dɛn dɔn fɔdɔm kin fɔdɔm bak.
  Alenka de wok wit saber wit bɔku trɛnk. I de kɔt ɔlman dɔŋ. Dɔn di ɔda wan dɛn we de fɛt wɔ kin fɛt. Mɔ ɛn mɔ fɛtman dɛn de bi bɔdi we dɔn brok.
  Alenka, we de go bifo, de siŋ:
  - Wan tu Tri! Di wan dɛn we de agens am kin day!
  Katka, we de trowe grenade, de ala:
  - Fo, et, faiv, stat ple kwik!
  Albina, we de bifo di atak, kɔnfɔm se:
  - Gi wan kul parede! Di bastard go krɔs!
  Ɛn bak wan trowe lɛmon we dɛn mek na os.
  Girl ɛn bɔy pikin dɛn kin fɛt wit ikwal maynd.
  Sotnikov bin rɔsh wit di kɔlɔnɛl. Wan rial jayant, we gɛt lɔng sɔd. Di prins jomp ɛn slash di ɛlmɛt. Di ɛnimi bin de stɛp.
  Ɛn di nɛks blo bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi separet di ed frɔm di bɔdi.
  Sotnikov bin se:
  - Bɔt nɔ lɔs yu ed, nɔ west yu tɛm...
  Ɛn i kik di nobul Pɔlish pipul dɛn na dɛn groin wit in il. Di prins we de fɛt wɔ, na tru se i rili kɔl.
  Alenka trowe wan disk wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I kɔt tu Pol dɛn trot ɛn chip:
  - I rili wam na Madagaska!
  Ɛn i wink pan Sɔtnikɔv. Yɛs, di titi, lɛ wi tɔk tru, na jayant!
  Katka, we bin de kɔt di Pol ɛn di mɛsenja dɛn, bin de chirp:
  - Oh, Mama Land! Mek dɛn ala bad bad wan! Bɔt wi lɛk am! Terrible biutiful tin!
  Ɛn di wɔri man bin du sɔmsɔlt. Ɛn i kik in bare, rawnd il dɛn insay di ɛnimi in chɛst.
  Albina, we bin de kɔt di Pol dɛn, bin swɛt se:
  - Gɔd...Gi pipul dɛn yɔŋ we go de sote go - so dat i go fayn!
  Ɛn i kin trowe disk dɛn bak wit in leg we nɔ gɛt natin. Nays gyal pikin. Egorka rilis pɔyzin nidul dɛn frɔm in pistɔl, ɛn nak di Pol dɛn. Na da sem tɛm de di bɔbɔ bin siŋ se:
  - Infakt, wɔ nɔto tɔys, .
  Nɔ kɔnt - wan, tu, tri...
  Na wan ol uman we rili vɛks
  Oh, Gɔd, tear am apat!
  Ɛn di bɔbɔ slash bak lɛk bɔm. Ɛn di pipul dɛn na Polan kin flay na difrɛn say dɛn.
  Sotnikov bin de faya pɔyzin nidul dɛn bak frɔm wan pistɔl we gɛt pɔkyushɔn kap. I bin kɔt wan duzin Pɔlish pipul dɛn ɛn ala se:
  - Armed min se i strɔng!
  Ɛn bak di yɔŋ man de pan di atak. I de kɔt in ɛnimi dɛn, ɛn i nɔ de tɔn bak, i nɔ de stɔp, nɔto fɔ smɔl tɛm.
  Naw di Pol dɛn we stil de alayv ɛn di sojaman dɛn we dɛn de pe fɔ, bigin fɔ trowe dɛn wɛpɔn dɛn.
  Fifti Tatar pipul dɛn kin tray fɔ shot aro dɛn, bɔt di gyal pikin dɛn kin trowe bɔku bɔm dɛn pan dɛn. Ɛn dɛn bin brok brok di Tatar dɛn ɛn win dɛn.
  Alenka ala se:
  - Ɛn wi na so hot pipul dɛn!
  Katka kɔt di mɛsenja dɛn wit sab ɛn se:
  - Ɛn wi nɔ ebul fɔ tinap fɔ di tɛnda we kaw pikin dɛn gɛt!
  Albina de ala faya ɛn grin:
  - Ɛn wi go tear di bɔdi to pis wit grin!
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn bin de ala wansay:
  - Wi lɛk fɔ bit pipul ɛn kik ɔn!
  Di las grup we dɛn kil na Przemysl na bin wan kɔmni we gɛt Jesuit gad dɛn.
  Alenka bin kɔt ɛn trowe grenade wit spɛshal frenzi. Sins di Jesuit dɛn bin de mek uman dɛn sɔfa bad bad wan, wit di inkwizitɔ dɛn. Ɛn ɛni we, aw yu go bɔn fayn gyal layf layf wan? Dis wɔs pas barbarism.
  Alenka bin lɛk di Rodnoverie bikɔs insay de dɛn bin de tek majik as gift frɔm di Gɔd dɛn, ɛn nɔto Setan rilijɔn atɔl.
  Alenka bin biliv dis ɛn i bin fɛt, ivin fɔ di Rɔshian Gɔd dɛn. I bin want sɔntin we go mek pipul dɛn na dis wɔl gladi, ɛn nɔto jɔs prɔmis fɔ gɛt layf we go de sote go.
  We dɛn kil ɔl di Jesuit dɛn, dɛn kam fɔ no se wan pan dɛn dɔn lɔs. Bɔt i nɔ bin ebul fɔ kɔmɔt de. Katya, we nɔ bad pas blɔd-haund, bin fɛn in ɛnimi bay we i bin de smɛl. Ɛn i kech am na di tanɛl.
  I hack am dɔŋ witout sɛrimɔni ɛn kech rich booty. Na dayamɔn nɔmɔ de fɔ wan ol bɔkit. Bɔt, di titi ayd di ston we big ɛn fayn pas ɔl na in mɔt. Yu nid fɔ tink bɔt yusɛf bak. Bɔt di kiŋ nɔ go lɔs am!
  Dɔn, fɔ tru, akɔdin to tradishɔn, wan win fɛstival... As witout dis.
  Sotnikov bin dans bak. Ɛn Alenka ɛn Albina bin fɛt - fɔ tru, as jok wit sabers...
  Insay da tɛm de, Sigismɔnd ɛn in bɔy pikin we nem Władysław bin de gɛda sojaman dɛn na Wɔsaw.
  Di Vatikan bin gi mɔni bak, ɛn dɛn bin tek sojaman dɛn we dɛn bin de pe fɔ wok frɔm ɔlsay na Yurop. Dɛn bin de mobiliz di masta dɛn bak. Di bigman dɛn, bikɔs dɛn bin dɔn yus fɔ gɛt fridɔm, dɛn nɔ bin rili want fɔ go ɔnda di strɔng tsarist pawa na Rɔshia.
  Fɔmal wan, di tsar stil na Yuri Shuisky. Bɔt fɔ tru, di wan we gɛt pawa pas ɔlman na Maykɛl Vasiliɛvich Skɔpin-Shuiski. Ɛn di wan we dɛn lɛk pas ɔl.
  Duke Barbarossa bin de gɛda trɛnk bak. Ɛn dɛn bin gɛda sojaman dɛn. Di las fɛt bin de rɛdi.
  Pan ɔl we dɛn bin kech di Kiŋ na Polan ɛn in bɔy pikin, wan chans bin apin: dɛn bin ebul fɔ rɔnawe.
  Na tru se dis nɔto jɔs bay chans. Di boyar fayv kɔlɔm bin akt. Fɔ gɛt mɔ mɔni, di Jesuit dɛn bin brayb di kɔnvoy, ɛn di Duma boyar Funkin, we bin gɛt fɔ du wit di prizina dɛn.
  So di Polish kiŋ bin gɛt ɔda chans. I bin stil pɔsibul fɔ mek dɛn tray fɔ kil Skopin-Shuisky. Bɔt Juliana ɛn Maria bin de gayd am fayn fayn wan. Ɛn dɛn wan ya nɔto ɔdinari gyal pikin dɛn, bɔt na witch dɛn we de na di Rodnɔvɛri rilijɔn. Ɛn yu nɔ go ebul fɔ tek dɛn wit yu an dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Dɛn gyal pikin ya go kil ɛnibɔdi we yu want wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Di sojaman dɛn kin difrɛn bikɔs dɛn gɛt bɔku bɔku trɛnk, ɛn ivin di prist dɛn nɔ kin gɛt maynd fɔ agens dɛn shɔt skit ɛn dɛn leg dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we gɛt mɔsul.
  As dɛn luk so, dɛn ɔl kin put dɛn yay dɔŋ. Ɛn pan ɔl we di Midul Ij bin de, dɛn kin alaw gyal pikin dɛn fɔ liv wit smɔl klos.
  Maria bin aks Skopin-Shuisky se:
  - Aw lɔŋ yu kin tolɛret boyar tresin? Dɛn fri di kiŋ ɛn di prins fɔ tu-tri bag dɛn we gɛt gold! Na tɛm, Prins, fɔ mek yu tek di krawn!
  Mikhail Vasilyevich bin ansa wit kol at se:
  - A nɔ want fɔ bi usurper. Yuri nɔ gɛt pikin, ɛn i nɔ gɛt wɛlbɔdi ɔl... Di tron nɔ go lɛf mi!
  Juliana bin de gigl kwayɛt wan ɛn tɔk se:
  - Di prins dɔn ɔlrɛdi tray fɔ pɔyzin yu 4 tɛm. Treason de ol roun, en plenti Jesuit dem de we de wef netwok!
  Di Grɔn Dyuk ɛn Grɛnd Gɔvnɔ bin ansa siriɔs wan se:
  - Bɔt wit gad dɛn lɛk yu, a nɔ de pan ɛni denja! Yu kin protɛkt yusɛf pan ɛnitin we apin!
  Di witch gyal pikin dɛn bin de smayl. Dɛn tit dɛn so big.
  Maria bin ansa siriɔs wan se:
  - As long as wi de klos ɛn di bulɛt nɔ de flay pas! Liv sote go, Grand Duke... Bɔt no se yu ɛnimi dɛn nɔ de slip!
  Skopin-Shuisky bin tɔk wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - Poland go bi wi yon! Ɔl di Slav dɛn na di Wɔl go gɛt wanwɔd!
  Juliana bin tɔk saful wan se:
  - So, den di prins go go na Turkey?
  Skopin-Shuisky bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Yes, yu nɔ go ebul fɔ avɔyd fɔ fɛt wit di infidel dɛn!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin ala wit wanwɔd se:
  - Kɔnt pan wi sab ɛn bɔm dɛn!
  Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin kam nia Grodno. Di pawaful ɛn bɔku bɔku ami we Skopin-Shuisky bin gɛt bin mek di pipul dɛn na Pɔl shek shek wit di we aw i bin tan. Ɛn we di artileri bigin fɔ wok. I jɔs kam fɔ bi so fred. Ɛn i jɔs rili bad fɔ di jɛnɛral.
  Di bɔm bin tek tɛn awa. Afta dat di asɔlt bigin.
  Skopin-Shuisky ɛn tu gyal pikin dɛn we gɛt sab bin fɛt fɔ tru ɛn Rus".
  Di pawaful wɔriman ɛn big kɔmanda bin klaym kwik kwik wan ɔp di wɔl we bin dɔn pwɛl. I slap wit sɔd we di sayz tan lɛk man. I kɔt tu-tri Pɔlish pipul dɛn insay wan tɛm.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn kin fɛt na di rayt ɛn lɛft an fɔ di Grɔn Dyuk. Dɛn smɔl pas di jayant, dɛn tinap, bɔt dɛn kin agil pasmak. Ɛn dɛn de rɔn di mil dɛn, de kɔt di Pol dɛn lɛk smɔl smɔl sɔkman dɛn.
  Maria, we bin de kɔt in ɛnimi dɛn, bin de swɛt:
  - Oh, mi Mama Land! Yu na famili we gɛt lɔv! Mi homland - yu no kin retreat!
  Ɛn di titi muv in bare leg ivin tranga wan na di mɛsenja in bɛlɛ. Ɛn afta dat, i kin slash.
  Ɛn blɔd kin splash na difrɛn say dɛn.
  Skopin-Shuisky kɔt di kɔlɔnɛl frɔm in nɛk to di bɔdi, ɛn i se:
  - Udat gɛt bostful luk! Ɛnibɔdi we yu want go win! Insay wan tɛm, i bin fɔdɔm!
  Maria, we bin de kɔt in ɛnimi dɛn, bin de ala se:
  - Di gɔvna na big, kul man!
  Ɛn bak i de kɔt wit wayl frenzi. Dis na di kayn gyal we i bi... Ɛn witch wit golden ia.
  Juliana kin krɔs ɛnimi dɛn wit sab ɛn i nɔ smɔl. Pantap dat, di titi trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i de swɛt:
  - Di ɛnimi go split, biliv mi! Di wayl wayl animal we de fred go dil!
  Ɛn bak di titi atak wit frenzi. Ɛn in wayt breyd go blo di ed fɔ di kapten fɔ di Polish ami.
  Ɛn lɛ di titi siŋ:
  - Layt de gi op!
  Maria kɔt di barɔn in an frɔm di mɛsenja ami, ɛn chirp:
  - Dat lɔv we nɔ de igen!
  Skopin-Shuisky bin ansa wit rɛspɛkt:
  - Dɛn nɔ go bit Rɔshia!
  Ɛn bak, wit wan swing we i swing di sɔd we ebi pas ɔl, i kɔt tri ed wan tɛm.
  Ɛn di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn stil de go bifo ɛn rɔsh fɔ go bifo. I klia se dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔp dɛn ɔ tɔn dɛn bak.
  Juliana bin pres in ni insay di Polish sɛntɔrɔyɔn in chin ɛn i bin gladi fɔ chip:
  - Mek wi rich di big big mawnten pik dɛm!
  Maria bin slap in ɛnimi bak ɛn siŋ wit ɔl in at:
  - Wi Maykɛl! Wi Maykɛl!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de akt mɔ ɛn mɔ, i bin tan lɛk se dɛn an dɛn de spid. Ɛn di muvmɛnt dɛn bin de kam kwik kwik wan. Girls gɛt dis kayn wɔndaful kwaliti - nɔ fɔ shem ɛn nɔ fɔ sik. If prɔblɛm dɛn de, sɔlv dɛn wit smayl.
  Mikhail Vasilyevich bin brok di Polish masta in skel wit wan blo na in fist ɛn ala se:
  - Di wan dɛn we wik nɔ de fɛt wit di wan dɛn we strɔng!
  Ɛn bak wan big, shap, spɛshal sɔd we dɛn dɔn mek tranga wan kin kɔt bɔdi ɛn klos.
  Di Pol ɛn di mɛsenja dɛn de fɔdɔm... I klia se dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ ol Grodno. Wan aro nak di big kɔmanda in chen mɛyl ɛn brok. Na tru se di tin dɛn we de mek pipul dɛn denja pas ɔl na maskɛt bulɛt dɛn. Bɔt di wɔman dɛn kin kech ɔltin ɛn riak to ɔltin.
  Maria bin rili sabi fɔ ɛlb di Jamani nayt na in nos. Ɛn wan watasay we gɛt blɔd flay kɔmɔt na in mɔt. Dis na blow.
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn kin fɛt kwik kwik wan. Di pipul dɛn na Polan kin trowe dɛn wɛpɔn dɛn, dɛn kin nil dɔŋ, ɛn beg fɔ mek dɛn sɔri fɔ dɛn wit at we kin mek dɛn at pwɛl. Wan ɔda ɔrijinal Rɔshian siti kin bi fri.
  Di Rɔshian ami bin de go bifo fɔ go na Krakow. Big ɛn ɔganayz fayn fayn wan. Bɔt di tin dɛn we dɛn bin de agens bin de mɔna dɛn. Di pipul dɛn na Polan nɔ bin want fɔ giv ɔp. Bɔt di we aw dɛn bin de tinap tranga wan bin de brok. Bɔt, wanwɔd nɔ bin de. Sɔm pan di kɔmɔn pipul dɛn nɔ de agens fɔ mek dɛn mek agrimɛnt wit Rɔshia. Sɔm dɛn bin de fred di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn ɛn dɛnsɛf bin de fred Sotnikov ɛn di witch dɛn.
  Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin tek bɔku siti dɛn wit big big briz. I bin de kol mɔ ɛn mɔ ɛn wet wet sno bigin fɔ fɔdɔm.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn nɔ bin wɛr fut ɛn dɛn nɔ bin de fred di kol. Ɛn wɔriɔ dɛn we rili kɔl.
  Di Rɔshian ami bin de kam nia Krakow, bɔt dɛn bin de kam sloslo mɔ. Dɛn kin fɛt-fɛt ɛvri sɔm awa. Ɛn i bin rili blɔd. Ɛn difrɛn fɛt-fɛt dɛn wit blɔd.
  Sotnikov bin fɛt wit Alenka togɛda. Ɛn dɛn bin de kɔt kɔt wit wamat bad bad wan. Ɛn dɛn put wan ɔda grup we kɔmɔt na Polan fɔ flay. Dɛn bin de hit rili kɔrɛkt wan, ɛn wit di ɛp fɔ kanɔn dɛn wit bɔkshɔt. Ɔ nidul grenade dɛn.
  Dɛn brok di wan dɛn we atak dɛn... Ɛn bak insay fɛt we di mɛsenja dɛn kam.
  Bɔt siti dɛn de jɔyn wan afta di ɔda wan. So siriɔs chans dɛn de.
  Naw, yu kin si di kol at we Krakow insɛf gɛt.
  Alenka, we i de sho in tit, bin tɔk se:
  - Wi kin tek dis siti tu!
  Sotnikov bin gri se:
  - Na tru se wi kin ebul! Wi Rɔshia nɔ go gri fɔ du wetin in ɛnimi dɛn se!
  Wan blɔd fɛt bin apin nia di siti wɔl dɛn. I pas tɛn tawzin pipul dɛn na Polan we bin tray fɔ atak di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn.
  Bɔt kɔrɛkt faya frɔm rayf dɛn we de faya kwik kwik wan, ɛn bak di kanɔn faya, bin mek di pipul dɛn na Polan kol. We dɛn lɛf bɔku bɔdi dɛn biɛn, ɛn dɛn tɔn bak.
  Di hetman bin kil na di fɛt - Eremka kɔba am frɔm fa wit wan kɔrɛkt grenade shot frɔm wan sling.
  Sɔm pan di pipul dɛn na Polan bin de wok na do na di wɔl dɛn na Krakow. Di siti we big pas ɔl na Polan, te to dis biɛn tɛm na in na bin di kapital siti fɔ di stet. Ɛn di garison big, ɛn bɔku sojaman dɛn de we de fɛt fɔ am, ɛn nyu sojaman dɛn de kam. Ɛn di wɔl dɛn ay ɛn tik.
  Sotnikov bin ɔda fɔ mek dɛn shel di siti frɔm wan say. Insay da tɛm de, i bin ambɔg sɔm sojaman dɛn we dɛn bin de pe fɔ ɛn di wan dɛn we kɔmɔt na Polan we bin de go ɛp.
  Wan fɛt bin fala - blɔd ɛn tranga. Di Rɔshian rejimɛnt dɛn, we bin gɛt advantej pan rayf fɛt ɛn artileri, bin skata di mɛsenja dɛn.
  Di Frɛnch kɔnt we bin de kɔmand di kɔp, na Alenka bin kil am bak.
  Di titi pul am wit pɔyzin nidul frɔm wan pistɔl we de faya kwik kwik wan pan kap.
  Di witch gyal bin chirp se:
  - Glori to Gɔd di Ɔlmayti Famili!
  Ɛn i sho in tɔŋ. Dis na wetin i bin lɛk fɔ du - stik in tong dɛn!
  Sotnikov bin de wok bak wit sɔd wit zil. Ɛn i kin rili fayn fɔ kɔt wit yu strɔng an. We yu fil di handel de go insay ɔda pɔsin in bɔdi ɔ mɛtal.
  Sotnikov, we bin fil di trɛnk we de insay insɛf, bin siŋ:
  - Pan ɔl we bɔdi we nɔ gɛt sol nɔto bɔdi, sol we nɔ gɛt bɔdi wik!
  Rɔshian gɔn dɛn, afta dɛn dɔn win tu-tri big grup dɛn we na sojaman dɛn we dɛn bin de pe fɔ, dɛn bin dɔn bigin fɔ shel Krakow.
  Dɛn bin de wok pan wan pan di tik tik wɔl dɛn. Krakow wan tɛm, di rejimɛnt dɛn na Suleiman di Magnificent nɔ bin ebul fɔ tek am. I dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ win dis siti. I rili at fɔ tek, ɛn i big, ɛn i gɛt bɔku bɔku fɛtman dɛn.
  Alenka bin de wach di fɛt, i bin de rɔb di ays krɔst pan di dɔti wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I bin fayn fɔ mek i rɔb di rɔf ɛn tik we gɛt tik wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Di titi bin ful-ɔp wit spak spak zil.
  Ɛn i bin de chirp:
  - Mek wi nyu wɔl bi fambul - wi go win di yunivas!
  Ɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin i trowe disk pan di mɛsenja we de kray. Kul gyal, yu nɔ go ebul fɔ tɔk natin!
  In jenerol, di gyal pikin dem sho dia bes sait ya.
  Sotnikov bin ɔda fɔ tek in tɛm ɛn faya. Naf tin dɛn de we dɛn kin yuz fɔ fɛt, ivin di tin dɛn we dɛn dɔn kech, ɛn di damej we dɛn dɔn du to di pipul dɛn na Polan rili bɔku.
  Dɔn i bin pɔsibul fɔ mek dɛn pripia mɔ pawaful tin dɛn we de bɔn.
  Dis tɛm ya, Skopin-Shuisky bin de go bifo. Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin atak Brest. Di gɔvna nɔ bin want fɔ lɛf da kayn pawaful fɔt ɛn strɔng ami de biɛn am.
  Di atak bin tɔn to fɔ shɔt tɛm, bɔt i bin gɛt blɔd. Di fɔt gɛt pawa, ɛn di Rɔshian artileri dɛn bin jɔs pwɛl di wɔl dɛn. Wan tɛm, Skopin-Shuisky insɛf bin go bifo tumɔs. Bɔt dɛn tu gyal pikin dɛn ya: Maria ɛn Juliana bin de du dɛn bɛst. Alenka in padi dɛn rili fayn ɛn dɛn slɛnd ɛn dɛn gɛt mɔsul. Bɔku tɛm dɛn kin wɛr shɔt skit ɛn barefut, wit bɛlɛ we nɔ gɛt natin wit skapul abs ɛn an. Na ful brɔst nɔmɔ bras de kɔba. Wan klos we rili rivɛl fɔ di let Midul Ij.
  Bɔt Skopin-Shuisky insɛf bin ban fɔ tɔch di gyal pikin dɛn, we bin de fɛt bɔku tɛm pas di man dɛn. Mek di Amazɔn dɛn waka, as i izi fɔ dɛn. Pantap dat, fut we nɔ gɛt natin kin trowe ɔltin fayn fayn wan ɛn i kin kil pɔsin. Ɛn ston dɛn, ɛn smɔl smɔl glas dɛn, ɛn dagɔ ɛn disk dɛn.
  I rili fayn fɔ mek gyal pikin dɛn nɔ wɛr fut ɛn yuz finga dɛn we nɔ ebul fɔ waka. Ɛn we di ples kol, i kin bi se dɛn nɔ kin friz. So dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ win di wɔman dɛn!
  Skopin-Shuisky ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn bin de rawnd. Bɔt dɛn tri kɔt fɔ wan tawzin. Di bɔdi dɛn bin fɔdɔm insay bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn. Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn go trowe nidul bɔm dɛn. Dɛn kin chɛr di Pol dɛn ɛn kɔt dɛn bɔdi lɛk sand pepa.
  Maria, we de go bifo ɛn kɔt di Pol dɛn, de siŋ se:
  - Girls difrɛn!
  Juliana, we de kɔntinyu fɔ kil am, insɛf de swɛt:
  - Wayt, yɔlɔ, rɛd!
  Maria, we de push in bare il insay di Lyakh in chin, de swɛt:
  - Bɔt ɔlman want di sem tin!
  Juliana bin sho in tit, kɔt tu-tri mɛsenja dɛn ed, ɛn swɛt:
  - Tɔn rawnd lɛk bea!
  Wel, di gyal pikin dem, wel, dem go kil evribodi in a row. Dɛn grin dɛn so de mek pɔsin fred. Ɛn dɛn kin kɔt kɔt witout sɛrimɔni we nɔ nid. Ɛn rili fast, lɛk chita dɛn we de muv.
  Skopin-Shuisky de inves insɛf pan blo, i de kɔt mɛtal ɛn bɔdi ɛn bɔfalo skin. Di Pols, bikɔs dɛn nɔ gɛt trɛnk igen, dɛn rɔnawe. Ɔ dɛn kin trowe dɛnsɛf na dɛn ni ɛn giv ɔp.
  Brest bin fɔdɔm... Ɛn naw di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin sikyuɔr dɛn biɛn we dɛn bin de muf go na Wɔsaw. Di Rɔshian dɛn de mach fɔ win.
  Sigismund ɛn Vladislav kin sɛn mɛsenja dɛn na ɔl di say dɛn. Dɛn want fɔ mek dɛn gɛt mɔ trɛnk. Fɔs, di Roman tron fɔ ɛp. Bɔt di Vatikan nɔ gɛt mɔni we nɔ gɛt limit. Prɔblɛm dɛn de bak wit di trɔs. Ɛn di Protɛstant dɛn na Jamani stil strɔng. Ɛn dɛn kin tɔn in bak pan Gɔd.
  Insay Frans, di rijɛnt gɔvmɛnt de rul, ɛn pipul dɛn bak nɔ gɛt wanwɔd. I tan lɛk se Spen ɛn Briten de fɛt wɔ.
  I nɔ so izi fɔ gɛda trɛnk. Di Rɔshian ami bɔku ɛn dɛn de bɔku ɔltɛm. Desertion dɔn bɔku pan di mercenaries - dɛn nɔ rili want fɔ day.
  Kiŋ Sigismund, we nɔ gɛt bɔku bɔku sojaman dɛn ɛn we nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ kwaliti fɔ di sojaman dɛn, de tray fɔ tɔk bɔt pis. So i gi Skopin-Shuisky di taytul fɔ bi Grɛnd Dyuk na Lituɛnia ɛn ɔl di land dɛn we dis pawa de. Ɛn ivin di ɔrijinal Rɔshian Galisia. Skopin-Shuisky bin ansa se:
  - Prɔblɛm dɛn fɔ sɔlv te di ɛnd!
  Ɛn in ami kɔntinyu fɔ muf go na Wɔsaw.
  Di shel we dɛn bin de shel Krakow bin kɔntinyu te wan pan di Rɔshian kanɔn dɛn bɔn bikɔs dɛn bin dɔn lod pasmak. Afta dat, di shelin bin stɔp fɔ sɔm tɛm.
  Alenka bin gi advays, we i de stamp in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we dɛn kɔt kɔt fɔ:
  - Wi fɔ go pan asɔlt! No nid nɔ de fɔ delay!
  Albina bin advays se:
  - Wi go kɔntinyu fɔ shel te i dak, ɛn atak go de na nɛt!
  Sotnikov bin tɔk wit dawt se:
  - Nɔto smɔl Pol ɛn mɛsenja dɛn de biɛn di wɔl pas wi!
  Katka bin blo wit wamat se:
  - Ustɛm dis bin de mɔna wi?
  Sotnikov bin disayd fɔ ɔda:
  - Kɔntinyu fɔ shel, ɛn rɛdi fɔ di asɔlt!
  I dɔn let ɔtom ɛn i kin dak ali. So i nɔ tek lɔng fɔ shot.
  Eremka ɛn Egorka na tu tɛrminatɔ bɔy dɛn, pan ɔl we di sno ɛn frɔst de insay jɔs shɔt. Na tru se di alga dɛn kin kol, ɛn dɛn kin jomp ɔp, rɔn ɔ fɛns wit dɛnsɛf ɔltɛm. Bɔy pikin dɛnsɛf nɔ izi, na witch dɛn de tren dɛn ɛn dɛn strɔng, fast pas big pipul dɛn we de fɛt.
  Alenka bin luk di yɔŋ wɔri pipul dɛn. Yɛs, dɛn dɔn gɛt mɔ mɔsul ɛn dɛn dɔn gro mɔ ɛn mɔ insay di las mɔnt dɛn. Di rij dɛm rili fayn, ɛn yu nɔ go ebul fɔ ɛp bɔt yu de fil want. Dis kayn pe fɔ wan ol kɔmni. Di tɛm go kam ɛn man go bi supaman. Ɛn Rɔshian ami dɛn go de na di big big spes.
  Bɔy pikin dɛn kin praktis fɔ trowe disk wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I at, bɔt i kin wok fayn. We yu an dɛn bizi, i rili fayn fɔ yuz yu fut fɔ kɔl. Dis na di we aw majik ɛn wichman dɛn kin yuz. Ɛn gyal pikin dɛn kin du dis bɛst.
  I kin dak ɛn di signal fɔ di asɔlt kin sawnd. Rɔket dɛn we dɛn dɔn lans de flay. Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn atak di ɛnimi dɛn. Na Sotnikov, gyal pikin dɛn ɛn bɔy pikin dɛn we dɔn sizin de bifo.
  Dɛn rɛdi fɔ fɛt ɛn natin nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔp dɛn ɔ win dɛn!
  Alenka bin de bifo ɔlman ɛn klaym pan di wɔl we bin dɔn pwɛl. I kɔt di Pol dɛn ɛn siŋ se:
  - Mek di Rɔshian land gɛt glori!
  Ɛn i stik in tong... Na gyal we gɛt spak spak yay. Ɛn wit wan blo we rili fast.
  Albina de chop bak. Kɔndɔkt wan mil - wan sayn muv. I de kɔt ed ɛn swɛt:
  - Di big big tin we Rɔshia gɛt de na wi at!
  Ɛn wan bare, rawnd il to di Polish kɔlɔnɛl na di pɔynt na in chin. I fɔdɔm wit wan brok brok jaw.
  Na tru se di pipul dɛn na Pol ɛn di sojaman dɛn we dɛn de pe fɔ, kin tray fɔ shot, bɔt na nɛt ɛn we sno kin kam, dɛn faya nɔ kin wok. Ɛn di Rɔshian dɛn kin go insay klos fɛt.
  Sotnikov de kot plenti oponunent dem. In sab dɛn so shap, ɛn di yɔŋ man gɛt an ɛn bɔdi we rili fast.
  Di prins advans pan insɛf... Ɛn kɔt di ɛnimi dɛn. No giv dem eni chans or opportunity fo parry.
  Alenka kɔt tri Pol ɛn chirp:
  - A nɔ de ɛva giv ɔp!
  Ɛn bak i bin mek wan kɔrɛkt atak. I kɔt di ed dɛn fɔ di sojaman dɛn we dɛn bin de pe fɔ.
  Albina, we bin de kɔt in ɛnimi dɛn apat, i bin his se:
  - Di strɔngest Rɔshian spirit na di wɔl!
  Katerina, we bin de kɔt di Pol dɛn, se:
  - Wi go fɛt brayt brayt wan fɔ Oli Rus'!
  Eremka, we i dɔn kɔt di Pol dɛn, i pul in tit ɛn his:
  - A nɔto bɔbɔ, bɔt na fɛtman!
  Egorka, we i dɔn kɔt in ɛnimi, wit witti deklare se:
  - Mi na di nɔmba wan wɔriɔ! Eksept fɔ Alɛnka nɔmɔ!
  Di bɔbɔ dɛn bin fɛt wit heroically. Di gyal pikin dɛnsɛf nɔ bin giv-ɔp. Dɛn bin de fɛt wit pwɛl at ɛn dɛn bin de atak dɛn we dɛn de slan. Ɛn dɛn vɛksteshɔn bin de mek dɛn blayn.
  I tan lɛk se foto blitz flash de splash rayt na yu fes. Dis gyal pikin dem na jos super. Alenka bin spin rawnd ɛn frɔm in sab dɛn, sɛvin bɔdi dɛn we nɔ gɛt ed na Pɔlish pipul dɛn bin fɔdɔm wan tɛm.
  Albin bin trowe wan bɔm we gɛt kol dɔst. Tri duzin fɛtman dɛn bin flay ɔp, dɛn bin de flip na di ays ɛn kɔt dɛn an ɛn fut dɛn.
  Di titi bin de chirp se:
  - Wi na wɔriɔ dɛn we gɛt di ay klas!
  Katka bin akt rili agresiv wan. Ɛn i bin kɔt in ɛnimi dɛn wit ɔl di frenzied, carnivorous fury of a piranha. Dis na tru tru gyal we nɔ de gi ɛnibɔdi di smɔl ɛkskyuz. Ɛn wan titi we gɛt rɛd ia ɛn we gɛt di skin we tan lɛk fɔks.
  So Katka kɔt wan duzin Pɔlish pipul dɛn ɛn lɛf di say dɛn we in fut nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we gɛt fayn fayn fut dɛn na dɛn bɔdi.
  Praktikal gyal pikin. Ɛn swift, lɛk kobra we rɛdi fɔ jomp. Fɔ tɔk mɔ, nɔto rɛdi, bɔt i de jomp. Delivering blow afta blow.
  Wan big gyal to wan patikyula mak. Ɛn i trowe bɔm bak... Di pol dɛn, we dɛn dɔn kɔt ɛn kɔt kɔt, de flay go na difrɛn say dɛn ɛn bɔku tɛm dɛn kin de fa.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn rili, rili lɛk dɛn, ɛn dɛn kin vɛks bad bad wan bikɔs dɛn et dɛn. If dɛn de kɔt, dat min se mit dɛn we gɛt blɔd de flay na ɔl di azimuth dɛn na di planɛt Wɔl.
  Sotnikov bin muf along di wɔl. I bin de wev in sab dɛn, ɛn kil di pipul dɛn na Polan. Ɛn frɔm di tip na di but, i spit shap shap nidul dɛn we gɛt pɔyzin. I bin akt wit wɔndaful efyushɔn.
  Wan rial monsta frɔm planɛt Wɔl. Ɛn bɔku bɔku ren bin kɔmɔt na in but, ɛn dis bin mek i day kwik kwik wan bɔt i bin rili fil pen.
  Alenka bin krɔs di Frɛnch barɔn, we na bin di kɔmanda fɔ di sojaman dɛn we dɛn bin de pe fɔ. Di klos bin bɔs lɛk di skin fɔ di sanflawa sid dɛn we dɛn dɔn ros. Ɛn di barɔn bin fɔdɔm ɛn day.
  Alenka bin hiss wit wayl wayl wamat:
  - Mek Rɔshia, di land fɔ oli pipul dɛn, gɛt glori!
  Ɛn bak di grenade de flay. Fɔ lɛf bɔku bɔku bɔdi dɛn. Ɛn mit we dɛn dɔn grɔn.
  Albina bin kɔt di Spanish grandee in ed. Ɛn i bin de chirp:
  - Di fiuja na witch dɛn yon!
  Ɛn wan bare knee to di solar plexus fɔ di nɛks gɔvna fɔ di Pols.
  Afta dat, di prɔgrɛs we bin de go bifo kwik kwik wan bin kɔntinyu. In sab dɛn bin de wok lɛk fan.
  Katka kik di Jaman kɔlɔnɛl insay wan kɔldɔn we gɛt tar we de bɔl. I bin de ala wit pwɛl at. Ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i bɔn.
  Di titi we gɛt rɛd ia bin de tɔk smɔl smɔl se:
  - Dis na muv we ɔs de muv, wit wan ɔndrɛd fut fut!
  Di sojaman bin rili mekɔp in maynd. Ɛn wit di nɛks blo i tɔn di vat, ɛn tar we bin de bɔn bin tɔn pan di Jamani ɛn di Pol.
  Eremka kɔt di ed fɔ di Ɔngari barɔn ɛn ala se:
  - A nɔ go ɛva nil dɔŋ!
  Ɛn di bɔbɔ go sɛn di bɔm. Bak, i bin tan lɛk se wɛl kɔmɔt na wan watawɛl we gɛt faya, blɔd ɛn mit. Dis na blow to di Poles.
  Egorka bin de rɔn di mil. Ɛn kɔt tu ɔ tri sojaman dɛn we dɛn de pe fɔ. Ɛn afta dat, di pistɔl bin dischaj.
  Bɔku tɛm, di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin de trowe bɔm dɛn. Dɛn bin kɔt Jamani, Ɔngari ɛn sojaman dɛn we kɔmɔt ɔlsay na di wɔl. Ɛn di Pɔlish pipul dɛn, na tru.
  Sotnikov insɛf sɛf bin de yuz di kanɔn we dɛn bin kech, i bin nak di Pol dɛn ɛn se:
  - Mek Perun ɛp wi!
  Alenka, we ad wan grenade we de kil, se:
  - Ɛn lɛ oli Rus in bɔn bak!
  Di Rɔshian ami bin dɔn de fɛt na di strit dɛn na Krakow. Di Pols ɛn di mɛsenja yunit dɛn bin tranga tranga wan fɔ tinap tranga wan. Bɔt Prins Sotnikov in ami bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt prɛzɛnt fɔ win.
  Alenka kɔt wan ol klia ples na di rank dɛn fɔ in ɛnimi dɛn wit in sab dɛn. Ɛn i bin de sho in tit lɛk lɛpad, ɛn i ala.
  - A nɔ de tɔn bak ɛn giv ɔp ɔnda ɛni sikɔstɛms!
  Ɛn na ya bak di bɔm we di biutiman trowe de flay.
  Albina, we kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt, nak di mak ɔnda in ni wit in il we nɔ gɛt natin. Mek i fɔdɔm ɛn rɔn go insay wan spia. Dɔn di titi grɔmbul se:
  - A want ɛn a ebul!
  Katerina bin ɔl kɔba wit blɔd, ɛn i bin de grin we de mek pɔsin yes, i bin de ala lawd wan:
  - Di briliant ɛmbodimɛnt fɔ Svarog!
  Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin de yuz mɔsket wit bayɔnɛt fɔ fɛt dɛn an-to-an. I effektiv, yu kin shot ɛn stab. Di we aw dɛn bin de yuz wɛpɔn dɛn pas ɔlman bin de tek in at. Bɔku tɛm, di wan dɛn we de fɛt wɔ na Rɔshia kin strɔng pas ɔlman ɛn dɛn kin gɛt di bɛst wɛpɔn dɛn. Ɛspɛshali tɛnki to di wan dɛn we bin de insay di twɛnti fɔs sɛntiwɔd. Ɛn dɛn bin ɔganayz di asɔlt bay we dɛn yuz di laytst tɛknɔlɔji.
  Albina, we i dɔn kɔt di Pɔlish pipul dɛn na tu pat, i ala se:
  - Mi na wɔriɔ we de na di ays trɛshɔld!
  Ɛn bak i go nak yu wit bɔm. Dat fragmɛnt dɛn de flay ɔlsay. I jɔs tan lɛk se i de mek pɔsin fred.
  Katerina, we de fuk Pol ɛn Jamani, bin twit se:
  - Di rayz fɔ di kɔntri, di tɛmpul dɛn we dɛn bil bak...
  Di titi sɛn wan bɔm we de kil pɔsin. We i de tɛnda, i nɔ go tan lɛk se i tu smɔl to ɛnibɔdi.
  Eremka di terminator bɔy hack ɛn roar:
  - Ɛn wan tost to di Rɔshian martyr pipul dɛn!
  Afta dat di bɔbɔ go trowe grenade bak. Na ya i de!
  Egorka bin nel bak wit pistol wit kap. Ɛn wit pɔyzin nidul dɛn i bin de kɔt wan ol layn. Dɔn i bin de chip.
  -Di fiuja na wi yon, igl!
  Ɛn bak i trowe wan kil gift we na day. Dis na rili bad bad tin fɔ tɔn agens ɛnimi dɛn.
  Di Pols de bak away frɔm di wayl prɛshɔn we di Rɔshian ami gɛt, dɛn de brist wit stɛl ɛn flamethrowers. Dɛn bin de bit bad bad wan. Dis gyal Olesya tu de fait. Pan ɔl we i nɔto witch, ɛn na chen mɛyl, i na uman we gɛt wɛlbɔdi. Ɛn jɔs lɛk aw i swing in sɔd, di pipul dɛn na Polan kin fɔdɔm na di rayt say, ɛn di Jamani pipul dɛn kin fɔdɔm na di lɛft say. Wetin na gyal Oleg - slanting fathoms na in sholda. Ɛn i de bit di wan dɛn we de agens Rɔshia.
  Bɔt we Sotnikov bin de kɔt di Pol dɛn lɛk mit salad, i bin tink. Yu tink se dɛn de du tin fayn bay we dɛn de go na di say we dɛn de prich na Polish? Afta ɔl, di pipul dɛn na Polan gɛt dɛn yon kɔntri ɛn di trut.
  Ɛn so dɛn Rɔshian dɛnsɛf kin bi invayda. Na tru se nɔto di sem Polan pipul dɛn bin kech Mɔsko insay rial istri? Ɛn yu nɔ bin want fɔ aneks ɔl Rɔshia? Ɛn dis na wan union bak we Slav dɛn gɛt.
  Bɔt i sɔri fɔ no se insay rial istri, Krakow nɔ ɛva bi siti na Rɔshia.
  Ɔstria, afta dɛn sheb Polan, i tek dis siti fɔ insɛf. Ɛn naw chans de fɔ mek istri jɔstis bak.
  Sotnikov pul wan rili pawaful kol grenade na in bakpak ɛn trowe am pan di krawd we kɔmɔt na Polan. I bin krɔs dɛn frɔm difrɛn say dɛn, i bin ɔvawe bɔku pipul dɛn we bin de agens am. Bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn bin kil ɛnimi dɛn.
  Sotnikov bin siŋ wit gladi at:
  - Frɔm di plɔg to di atɔmik wɛpɔn dɛn, a de lid mi ɛmpaya fɔ go bifo!
  Ɛn na kɔmanda we rili gladi. Ɛn i bigin fɔ luk yɔŋ - we i dɔn sheb. Alexey in fes nɔ gɛt wrinkle, i smol, ɛn i fayn. A wish se a bin ebul fɔ pul mi biad bak. Alenka bin gi am wan mɛrɛsin. Dat fes go de fɔ siksti ia.
  Bɔt Alɛksi nɔ bin gri... Alenka mɛmba mi se if yu radikal rijuvenate, den i izi fɔ stil de na di bɔdi fɔ wan titi, den yu nɔ go ɛva gro, bɔt yu nɔ go ol bak. Alɛksi bin prɔmis fɔ tink bɔt am. Afta sɔm tɛm, ɔlman kin ol. Skopin-Shuisky yɔŋ pas am lɛk twɛnti ia so, bɔt yu nɔ go ebul fɔ no bay we yu luk am. Ɛn Maykɛl Vasilɛvich bin gɛt fayn fayn biad ɛn grey ia bin de apia.
  Yu luk lɛk titi? Dis na tin we intrestin! Ivin kul!
  Alɛksi bin mek di ɛnimi dɛn nɔ atak am ɛn insɛf bin krak in skel. I kɔntinyu fɔ atak ɛn shot tri ɔda pipul dɛn na Pɔl. I kin rɔn fast, i tan lɛk ebi ebi ren, i kin fɛt we atɔmik bɔm es am ɔp.
  Di prins slap di Jaman viskɔnt ɛn chuk in chɛst. Dɔn i ala se:
  - Viscount nɔ de whine!
  Ɛn wan but we de na wan mɛsenja ɔfisa in groin. Di blo so strɔng dat tit dɛn we gɛt blɔd kin flay kɔmɔt biɛn di mɔt.
  Sotnikov tɔk wit zil se:
  - Joy go de wit wi sote go!
  Alenka bin tos wan lɛmon we i mek na os wit in bare il, ɛn nak di Pol dɛn so tranga wan dat dɛn hobbul ɛn flay go ɔda wɔl dɛn fɔ di wan dɛn we dɔn day.
  Albina bin fɛt bak pan difrɛn lɛvul dɛn. Ɛn i tɔn rawnd ɛn kɔt kɔt wit mil ɔ bɔtaflay.
  Di titi luk rili yɔŋ ɛn fresh, bɔt fɔ tru, i ol bɔku ia. I stil mɛmba Vasily di Tɔd. Na da kayn Grɔn Dyuk de bin de, we na bin Ayvan di Tɛribul in papa.
  Albina kɔt di Polish jentlman in ed ɛn chip:
  - Ivan Vasilyevich, wi go komplit di wok we yu stat!
  Di wɔman jomp ɛn ni in ɛnimi na in fɔɛd, ɛn insɛf spin rawnd in aks. Ɛn bak in leg we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we gɛt mɔsul dɛn bin de flash, ɛn i bin de blo dɛn bad bad wan.
  Di pipul dɛn na Polan bin lɔs bɔku tin dɛn. Ɛn dɛn nɔ bin gɛt chans igen. Katya bin pres in ɛlb tranga wan. Ɛn i bin de his:
  - Laif nɔto tiyata! Sɔntin we kol pas dat!
  Di wɔriɔ bin muf ivin fast... Ɛn bɔm dɛn bin de fɔdɔm mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Di bɔbɔ dɛn stɔp ɛn opin faya wit pɔyzin nidul dɛn. Afta i dɔn kɔt wan ol layn dɔŋ.
  Di kɔmanda na Krakow bin tray fɔ stɔp di fred we di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin de atak am.
  Bɔt Alenka bin trowe wan dagɔ. Di tip bin chuk di fambul kɔmanda in yay.
  En det chif lyah of det taun bin fail.
  Di Pols dɛn resistans bin mɛlt away... Di Tatars dɛn bin go insay di fɛt. Bɔt dɛn aro dɛn bin mit dɛn wit shot dɛn we dɛn bin de aim fayn fayn wan frɔm rayf... Ɛn afta dat, di wan dɛn we dɛn kin ol wit an bin bit di ɛnimi rayt na in fɔɛd. Ɛn wantɛm wantɛm, faya bin kɔba tri ɔndrɛd Tatar pipul dɛn.
  Alenka bin de ala se:
  - Wi go giv am to yu! Nɔbɔdi nɔ go fɛn am inof!
  Di witch gyal trowe ɔda bɔm... Di ɛnimi dɛn tan lɛk kɔkrɔs we dɔn bɔn.
  Sotnikov bin trowe mɔ riinfɔsmɛnt dɛn insay di fɛt. Tinja dɛn bin de fɛt. Brayt, agil, nɔ smɔl pas big pipul dɛn. Ɛn atak dɛn bad bad wan. Bɔku pan di bɔbɔ dɛn, pan ɔl we di nɛt bin de frɔst, dɛn nɔ bin wɛr fut, bɔt dis bin mek dɛn ebul fɔ du mɔ.
  Di bɔbɔ dɛn bin de yuz pistɔl dɛn we gɛt pɔyzin nidul ɛn slingshot. Dɛn bin de du tin di rayt we ɛn ɔganayz. Dɛn bin sprinkl di ɛnimi, kɔt di ɛnimi insay wan ol hip, tɔn Pɔl ɛn mɛsenja dɛn.
  Katerina bin tɔk wit wamat, ɛn i bin de sho in tit:
  - Bɔku strɔng hiro dɛn de na Rɔshia! Ɛn wi de fɔ di Mama Land ɛn ɔna!
  I bɔm de pwɛl pawa... Di Pol dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi de sɔfa. Wan bad bad tin bin rili apin.
  Sotnikov bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi brok tru to di sɛntral skwea na Krakow. Di siti big, i lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i big lɛk Mɔsko. Bɔt di fɛt de go bifo kwik kwik wan. Ɛn di Rɔshian dɛn de go bifo. Dɛn nɔ go stɔp. Ɛn naw di mɛsenja dɛn bigin fɔ skata, dɛn fil se dɛn kɔz dɔn lɔs. Ɛn di fɛtman dɛn de prɛs fɔ go bifo wit di frenzi we animal dɛn we angri de mek. Natin nɔ go ebul fɔ tinap agens sɔntin lɛk dis.
  Albina bin mɛmba aw di Rɔshian dɛn bin tek Smɔlensk ɔnda Vasily di Tɔd. Ɛn wit da kayn zil de di atak pan di fɔt we nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ win, bin apin. Dɛn bin ebul fɔ tek di siti, we di pipul dɛn na Poland ɛn Lituɛnia bin de tek as dɛn bastion we dɛn de go na Mɔsko.
  Di titi bin du wan figa-ɛit manejmɛnt wit tu sab ɛn kɔt 4 Pɔl dɛn. I bin ala pan di nɔys se:
  - Ɛn di wikɛd pɔsin go win di fɛt, ɛn gud go win, lɛk ɔltɛm!
  Di Pɔlish pipul dɛn we bin de agens di gɔvmɛnt bin wik. Mɔ ɛn mɔ pipul dɛn bin de sɔrɛnda. Ɛn smɔl smɔl, Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin tek di siti.
  Di las embers of resistance dɔn ɔlrɛdi bɔn.
  Di Tatar dɛn we stil de alayv de tray fɔ rɔnawe kɔmɔt na Krakow. Di Swizaland pipul dɛn de tray tranga wan fɔ tinap tranga wan. Bɔt dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi dɔn dɛn.
  Alexey Sotnikov trowe di las bɔm, ɛn gi di las kɔd to di poem.
  Wel... Fate na favourable to di victims en Russia dis taim. Dɛn dɔn ad wan pɔynt we gɛt bold. Ɔ wan dɔt we gɛt wɔd dɛn.
  Alexey Sotnikov bin ɔda:
  - Bring di siti we dɛn dɔn win to di ɔth!
  Dɛn bigin fɔ swɛ ɛn rid di prea dɛn. Di prist dɛn bin rili rɛspɛkt. Di kɔmɔn pipul dɛn bin gɛt wanwɔd. Di wan dɛn we po pas ɔl bin gladi mɔ. Dɛn bin de tɔk se di taks dɛn we dɛn kin pe bin smɔl na Rɔshia, ɛn di wan dɛn we de wok na fam na di gɔvmɛnt bin de liv fayn layf.
  Ɛn di jɛnɛral dɛn dɔn it ɔlman ɔlrɛdi. Di biznɛsman dɛnsɛf nɔ rili sɔri. Dɛn gɛt bɔku mɔ fridɔm ɛn ples na Rɔshia. Yɛs, ɛn pipul dɛn we nɔ de obe lɔ, bigman ɛn masta nɔ bɔku.
  Na tru se di bigman dɛn na Polan at pwɛl. Di ɛnd fɔ dɛn fridɔm. Yu go nid fɔ pe taks ɛn obe lɔ dɛn. Ɛn yu nɔ go jɔs kil yu slev we yu nɔ gɛt rizin. Ɔltin go difrɛn naw. Ɛn bɔku tin go stil de di sem.
  Di siti naw na Rɔshian... Miusik de ple, drɔm de bit solemnly.
  Alɛksi Sɔtnikɔv bin de rɔn pan wan wayt ɔs. I de gladi. Neks to am pan wan rɛd ɔs na Alenka.
  I gud fɔ dɛn ɔl tu, di san de shayn wit gladi at ɛn wit fri-an. Yɛs, di ɔtom klawd dɛn bin klin, ɛn i bin ivin wam mɔ ɛn mɔ. I bin fil fayn, pan ɔl we na fɔ shɔt tɛm.
  Albina bin gladi, strɔng ɛn i bin de du tin kwik kwik wan lɛk ɔltɛm. I bin de sho trik dɛn ɛn ɛnjɔy insɛf. Dis na di gyal we de mek ɔlman pe atɛnshɔn to am.
  Wan gladi gladi sol wit klas, wayt lɔk. Aw ɔlman de luk am, mɔ di leg dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin we i wɛr shɔt skit. Na tru se dis nɔ kɔmɔn fɔ di Midul Ij. Bɔt aw Albina bin kil? Nɔbɔdi nɔ de fred fɔ kɔrɛkt am. Gorgeous gyal wit blu yay.
  Ɛn Katka... I de mek impreshɔn bak. Wan fayn fayn gyal we yu nɔ go ebul fɔ ɛp bɔt yu lɛk am!
  Bɔt di pɔsin we de fɛt nɔto pikin in kray wata, i ebul fɔ pwɛl tin dɛn rili bɔku. Bɔt dis na gud pwɛl pwɛl. Insay di nem fɔ wan gol we ay pas dat.
  So di biznɛsman dɛn kin briŋ bɔku bɔku gift dɛn ɛn bɔks dɛn we dɛn mek wit gold to di gɔvnɔ. Ɔltin de go lɛk aw dɛn bin dɔn plan. Ɛn dɛn kin sayn di lɛta.
  Di siti we bin big pas ɔl na Polan bin fɔdɔm. Ɛn di pipul dɛn na Polan de butu fɔ mek dɛn gɛt trɛnk.
  Naw dɛn gyal pikin dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi de dans na di fɛstival.
  Sotnikov sidɔm wit Alenka na wan ples we gɛt ɔnɔ. Luk di gyal pikin dɛn. Bɔku fayn fayn Pole pipul dɛn de - wan fayn Slavik pipul dɛn. Di gyal pikin dɛn kin dans to dɛnsɛf. Dɛn muvmɛnt dɛn fayn ɛn smol smol. Lɛk swan dɛn. Di ples usay dɛn kin gɛt pati kin wam, ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn kin pul sɔm pan dɛn klos ɛn but.
  Alenka ɛn ɔda Rɔshian fayn fayn uman dɛnsɛf kin bigin fɔ dans. Dɛn kin miks wit di Pɔlish pipul dɛn. We luk rili fayn. Albina, we na wan titi we lɔng ɛn big we gɛt mɔsul, stil de wɛr panti ɛn bra nɔmɔ. I bin get so naughty.
  Rɔshian sojaman dɛn kin drink wayn ɛn it mit ɛn vɛjitebul dɛn we gɛt fat. Una tɔk kwayɛt wan ɔ siŋ.
  Alɛksi, we bin dɔn it tu-tri kilo mit, jomp kɔmɔt na di grɔn mabul ɛn bigin fɔ dans bak. Yɛs, ɔlman bin de ɛnjɔy dɛnsɛf.
  Alenka bin siŋ:
  No Mama Land na Rɔshia we fayn pas dis, .
  Di gold fɔ di yes dɛn de rɔsh...
  No kɔntri nɔ de we fayn pas dis na di wan ol wɔl, .
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn kin luk so prawd!
  
  Bɔy pikin dɛn rɛspɛkt soja wok, .
  Di ami na wan, tek am se na famili...
  Mek wi win wi ples na ɛvin,
  Mek wi gladi, mi en yong man!
  
  Genghis Khan in hordes bin de go bifo, .
  Ɛn dɛn bin tray fɔ win wi...
  Bɔt we dɛn bin de fɛt, dɛn nɔ bin de gri fɔ mek dɛn ɛnimi dɛn, .
  Di faya bin bɔn, di faya nɔ bin de igen!
  
  If nid de, yu na pɔsin we de fɛt, fɛt, .
  En to di big horde - di horn of bran...
  Di lasso nɔ go rap yu nɛk rawnd, .
  Di ɛnimi dɛn nɔ go brok di nayt!
  
  Bi pɔsin we de fɛt wit at we de vɛks, .
  Fo militri matta, im bi masta fo ol tin...
  Di golden maple dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi de rɔsh - .
  Di wudpɛk de shap in chisel!
  
  Wan man we de fɛt wɔ nɔ no di wɔd wikɛdnɛs, .
  I de dispɛkt di wikɛd kray - wan kɔvayd...
  Ol ej nɔ go kam to di wan dɛn we ɔnɛs, .
  Wan Tatar ɛn wan Belarusian bin ɔg...
  
  Nayt ɛn wɔri pipul dɛn kin kol, .
  No se i izi fɔ wi fɔ fɛt...
  Girls we de fɛt wɔ kin rili gɛt layf, .
  Dɛn kin sɛn di aro dɛn fa fawe.
  
  Wi go gɛt maynd fɔ fɛt fɔ wi Papa land, .
  Di wikɛd tifman go dɔnawe wit am...
  Fɔ mek yu gladi ɛn kwayɛt, .
  Wi go kil di ɛnimi!
  Di titi dɔn fɔ siŋ ɛn jomp, tɔn ova insay wan triplɛ sɔmsalt.
  Albina bin trowe wan apul fɔ am. Alenka kɔt we i de flay, in sab de flash lɛk mɔskito in wing - insay lɛk et pis. Swift gyal pikin. Ɛn i fayn we nɔ kɔmɔn, ɛn i na wɔriɔ di sem tɛm.
  Dɔn Alenka bigin fɔ dans, i jomp ɛn wev in saber. Albina bin jɔyn am. Dɛn tu gyal pikin dɛn ya bin de krɔs sab ɛvride. Spak dɛn bin de flay frɔm di blo dɛn. Stilin bin de ring.
  Sotnikov bin siŋ wit gladi at:
  - Dɛn kin mek aks biɛn di il, .
  Vaylent ed fɔ wip...
  Bɔt fɔ fɔrina dɛn i kin ring lɛk chen mɛyl, .
  Rɔshian tɔk!
  Afta dat di prins jɔyn di dans. Eh, i gud wen yu yong en fresh. Ɛn yu gɛt bɔku bɔku ɛnaji we de mek yu fred. Fil big, seething pawa.
  Eremka bin gɛt tumɔs fɔ drink ɛn i slip na di chia. Egorka bin bigin fɔ dans bak. Di bɔbɔ bin tink se: i dɔn bi big pɔsin. Ɛn sɔntɛm i go gɛt blɛsin fɔ di tin dɛn we i dɔn du. Sɔntɛm yu go mared? In patna Eremka dɔn de luk Katya fɔ lɔng tɛm. Ɛn dɛn na padi wit am. Ɛn udat i fɔ mared? Sɔntɛm Albina go bi? Bɔt i lɔng pas Ɛgɔka ɛn sɔntɛm i dɔn ol fa fawe.
  Dis gyal bin tɛl aw ɔnda Ivan di Tɛribul i bin go na Kazan ɛn Astrakhan. Ɛn i bin fɛt ɔnda Vasily di Tɔd. So i dɔn ol pas wan ɔndrɛd ia! Eh! Ɛn i luk twɛnti ɛn so fayn. Nɔ, i go lɛk fɔ fɛn gyal pikin frɔm in kɔmpin dɛn. Mared ɛn bigin fɔ gɛt ɛstate.
  Egorka don olredi get in ai fo di yong Polish lady. Wan fayn gyal, we insɛf tan lɛk Albina, we gɛt wayt ia. Ɛn i invayt mi swit at fɔ dans. Di bɔbɔ ɛn di gyal bin dans wit trɛnk, i bin klia se Egorka, we na wan titi we rili fayn ɛn we gɛt mɔsul, bin mek di uman gladi. Bɔt i stil nɔ bin no se Yegorka na jɔs pɔsin we de wok na fam in pikin. Bɔt, di bɔbɔ bin op se i go gɛt ay pozishɔn.
  Di gladi gladi pati bin kɔntinyu.
  
  MIT WITH DESTINY
  Na ya Alexey Sotnikov ɛn Alyonushka de jomp na di say we wan sta we de shayn de.
  Di yɔŋ witch we de sote go se:
  - Wan disisiv fɛt go de wet fɔ wi naw, we go disayd di fate fɔ di wɔ we de naw!
  Alɛksi bin siŋ wit gladi at:
  - Wi draiv, wi draiv, wi draiv - fo long taim! Di rod frɔm trɔbul to trɔbul, frɔm wɔ to wɔ!
  Alyonushka bin swɛt bad bad wan:
  - I jɔs so apin... Bɔt naw wi de fes layf-ɛn-day fɛt!
  Alexey bin siŋ bak fɔ ansa se:
  Di trɛd dɔn brok
  Wan bad day de trɛtin wi!
  Bɔt fɔ liv
  Di hiro fɔ day!
  Ɛn Sɔtnikɔv bin jomp ay pas dat. I bin fil lɛk rial, rial hiro. Us fɛt de wet fɔ am? Nɔto di fɔs wan ɛn nɔto di las wan! We i bin smɔl, i bin kil dushman dɛn na Afganistan. Ɛn a nɔ si ɔ ɛkspiriɛns ɛnitin! Ɛn wetin i fɔ fred? Di klos dɛn strɔng ɛn wi tank dɛn fast! As dem se na dis kes dem - no fluff or feather!
  Na ya wan jomp kɔmɔt na di klia ples. So i bin big, i bin sprinkl wit sno layt wan. Na de dɛn bin dɔn de wet fɔ dɛn: wan Jesuit we wɛr blak klos, ɛn ɔda pɔsin, we insɛf wɛr klos, bɔt wayt, we wɛr mask, ɛn dɛn ɔl hang wit difrɛn amulet ɛn talisman dɛn.
  Dɛn tu ɛnimi dɛn ya bin de pan dɔnki, bɔt nɔto ɔdinari wan dɛn, bɔt dɛn bin gɛt big wing dɛn lɛk albatros.
  Wan man we wɛr wayt klos bin si Sotnikov ɛn Alyonushka frɔm fa. I pul wan sɔd na in bɛlt ɛn chɛk in tip. Dɔn i bin de grɔmbul se:
  - Di pikin dɛn de kam fɔ fɛt!
  Wan Jesuit we wɛr blak klos bin tɔk se:
  - Dis na rili denja ɛn strɔng fɛtman dɛn!
  Wan man we wɛr wayt ɛn we wɛr mask nɔ bin bisin bɔt am se:
  - Dɛn soja trik dɛn nɔ go gɛt pawa agens majik!
  Di Jesuit nɔd fɔ gri, bɔt in vɔys bin tan lɛk se i nɔ shɔ:
  - Dis witch Alenka tu strong fo majik, oh mai jenerol!
  Di man we wɛr wayt klos bin tɔk wit ɔl in maynd se:
  - Di pipul ɛn majik na wan! Bɔt, lɛ wi si if di titi rɛdi fɔ sɔprayz!
  Di Jesuit bin wispa se:
  - Tek tɛm, Jɛnɛral. Dɛn ɔl tu gɛt wan absoliut riakshɔn!
  Di man we wɛr wayt klos nɔ bin gri wit in patna. Ɛn we Sotnikov ɛn Alyonushka kam nia dɛn man ɛn in wɛf, i ala se:
  - Wɛl, gud pipul dɛn! A si se yu rɛdi fɔ tek di big big prɔblɛm we yu gɛt na yu layf!
  Alɛksi bin ansa kol wan se:
  - Yes, na chalenj... Bɔt if na di big wan - wi go si!
  Alenka bin tɔk wit wan grin se:
  - Dɛn kayn pipul ya nɔ gɛt protɛkshɔn! Di Suprim Jɛnɛral fɔ di Jesuit Ɔda insɛf dɔn kam!
  Di wayt man ansa nɔ bisin bɔt am se:
  - A nɔ nid protɛkshɔn! Ɛn yu yon wɛpɔn! Ɛn yu... Yu ɔndastand se di las minit dɛn na yu layf de dɔn!
  Alɛksi bin tɔk klia wan se:
  - A go fɛt! Wɛl, sɔntɛm, lɛ wi nɔ praktis wit, bɔt lɛ wi bigin rayt naw!
  Di jenɛral fɔ di Jesuit ɔda bin gri se:
  - Yes, no point fo skrach yu tong. Pan ɔl we na kɔmpitishɔn fɔ wit sɛns, dis na di kɔmpitishɔn we kin mek pɔsin gladi pas ɔl!
  Ɛn we di wɔriman we wɛr wayt wɛr bin de wev in sɔd, atak Sɔtnikɔv. I bin sabi fɛt, i bin notis se di dɔnki kin fast ɛn i gɛt wing. Na ya di majik jenɛral kam.
  Alɛksi bin rɔnawe pan di sɔd ɛn slash di ɛnimi in spid. Nak am na in nɛk. Bɔt wan layt flash, ɛn di jenɛral jɔs grin. Ɛn i bin tan lɛk to Sɔtnikɔv se di sɔd dɔn kɔt insay wan taytaniɔm. Di prins jomp bak ɛn ala se:
  - Yu gɛt protɛkshɔn!
  Di majik jenɛral bin tɔk se:
  - Yu na bay nature, ɛn mi na bay witchcraft! Mek wi si us sait go win!
  Alɛksi bin atak bak. Ɛn Alyonushka bin atak di Jesuit we wɛr blak. I tan lɛk se i bin put spɛshal amulet bak. Yes, i nɔ bin par di atak, bɔt i slash to di titi. Di yɔŋ witch bin rɔnawe ɛn nak so bad dat, pan ɔl we dɛn bin de protɛkt di Jesuit, i bin de stɛp na di sadul.
  Alenka bin hiss se:
  - Yu chɔch rat nɔ go go ɛnisay!
  Di Jesuit bin slap tranga wan ɛn ala se:
  - I nɔ go te igen yu go taya, ɛn a go kɔt yu gold ed!
  Alenka bin de ala se:
  - Dis nɔ go apin! Yu nɔ de go ɛnisay!
  Di Jesuit bin ansa bay we i kɔntinyu fɔ atak am. Bɔt dis nɔ bin de mɔna Alenka. I bin izi fɔ mek i nɔ atak di atak ɛn rɔnawe, ɛn wan wan tɛm i bin de bit di ɛnimi.
  Sotnikov bin stil de fens wit di jenɛral. Di ɛnimi bin gɛt kɔnsɛpt fɔ fɛt wit sɔd, ɛn i bin rili fast, bɔt fɛt we pɔsin kin si nɔto in ɛlimɛnt. Ɛn i go mɔs bi se di spid we pɔsin de spid kin bi bikɔs ɔf majik pɔmp pas fɔ du ɛksɛsayz. Ɛn di jenɛral insɛf rili it fayn, i ivin gɛt ebi bɛlɛ we de hang dɔŋ. Ɛn Sotnikov na di figa fɔ wan yɔŋ atlet. I fast, i sabi du tin, ɛn i de kɔlkyul.
  Ɛvride, i kin kam pan di ɛnimi, bɔt i kin rɔn go insay di difens. Fɔ tru, dis na prɔblɛm. I so izi fɔ nɔ tek di ɛnimi. Bɔt Sotnikov stil op fɔ fɛn wan wik pɔynt.
  Fɔ ɛgzampul, pan ɔl we dis nɔ rili fayn, Alɛksi bin nak di dɔnki na in ed wit sɔd.
  Bɔt i tan lɛk se di jenɛral fɔ di Jesuit ɔda bin dɔn si dis bak. Di sɔd bin de sho bak frɔm di difens. I bin ivin fil lɛk se i de na mi finga dɛn.
  Alɛksi bin de grɔmbul se:
  - Kɔnning dɛbul!
  Di majik jenɛral kɔrɛkt se:
  - Ɔ sɔntɛm Gɔd? Wi na di Ɔlmayti in savant dɛn!
  Alenka bin ala pan dis:
  - No Gɔd nɔ de pas di Ɔlmayti Famili!
  Di majik jenɛral nɔ bin gri se:
  -Di nem fɔ di Gɔd we de ɔp pas ɔlman na Jiova! Ɛn di Pop na In vika na di wɔl! Ɛn wetin yu kin du - pis dɛn we dɛn dɔn tren!
  Alɛksi bin baypas di ɛnimi in sɔd ɛn nak am na in fes. I bin klia se, pan ɔl we di Jesuit jenɛral bin gɛt di mask, i bin fil wan tingling we nɔ bin fayn.
  Ɛn i bin ivin swɛ se:
  - Bebi we de sok!
  Alɛksi bin tɔk wit wan grin se:
  - Di fɔs Mujahideen we a kil bin tɔk di sem tin!
  Di majik jenɛral pul wan flask na in bɛlt ɛn tek wan sip pan am. Afta dat, in muvmɛnt dɛn bin de aksɛlayt shap shap. Di sɔd bin de spin lɛk ɛlikopta in blad dɛn. Ɛn i bin kam fɔ bi mɔ at fɔ parri blow. Insay dis kes, Alɛksi bin lɛk fɔ jɔs rɔnawe. Ɛn insɛf nɔ bin de bit igen. I wet... Di ɛnimi bin muf kwik kwik wan, bɔt i klia se in tɛknik nɔ pafɛkt.
  Alɛksi bin tek advantej pan dis ɛn tray fɔ du tin we go mek i nɔ gɛt mɔni. Bɔt fɔ naw, di prɔblɛm dɛn bin stil de na di ɛnimi in sayd. Alɛksi bin de tink wit fiva bɔt wetin fɔ du. Fɔ tru, rial majik nɔ bɔku na di wɔl tide. Aw fɔ dil wit am.
  Ɛn Alenka bin akt rili aktif wan. I bin de trowe disk dɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn rili shap, bɔt di ɛnimi in difens nɔ bin gɛt wan bɔt. Riflɛkt ɔltin. Alenka bin ivin wispa se:
  - Wetin mek a nɔ no majik? Yu go gɛt mɔ!
  
  
  I bin tan lɛk se di jenɛral fɔ di Jesuit Ɔda bin no se Sɔtnikɔf bin dɔn nia fɔ lɛ i nɔ gɛt op igen ɛn i bin tɔk wit sɛns se:
  - Yu wan liv?
  Alɛksi bin snor wit disgres:
  - Wetin na kwɛstyɔn?
  Di wɔman we wɛr wayt wɛr spid bak, i de swing fast ɛn fast, ɛn his:
  - So kam ova to wi sayd! A go mek yu bi dyuk, yu go waka knee-deep in gold! Gold de, ayd insay gold!
  Sotnikov bin ansa klia wan se:
  - Dis kayn tin nɔ go ebul fɔ apin na Rus" fɔ mek wan Rɔshian prins bi trɛtin!
  Di Jesuit jenɛral bin laf ɛn mek i nɔ yɛri:
  - Lɛk dis? So gɛt am!
  Ɛn in sɔd fɔdɔm na di ed fɔ Sotnikov in blak, fayn ɔs. Di prins nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ tɛm fɔ jomp kɔmɔt. Ɛn di jenɛral bin slap am wit pawa dat i nak Alɛksi kɔmɔt na in fut. Di wɔman we wɛr wayt klos bin de his se:
  - Naw yu go day! Fo di las taim we a aks, yu go kom ova fo wi said?
  Alɛksi bin tɔk klia wan se:
  - A nɔ de pik di dak sayd!
  Di jenɛral laf ɛn swing big wan, i strikt. Sotnikov, we i mɛmba di fɛt we dɛn bin de fɛt we i bin smɔl we nɔ gɛt lɔ, i bin yuz di Aikido tɛknik. Na tru se i nɔ bin ebul fɔ go insay di ɛnimi dɛn klos, bɔt insay prinsipul i pɔsibul fɔ trowe am oba. Di jenɛral flay kɔmɔt na di dɔnki ɛn krash, ɛn Sɔtnikɔv bin ebul fɔ tek di Jesuit in sɔd. I bin klia se i bin kɔnfyus.
  Alɛksi bin atak di ɛnimi wit in yon wɛpɔn dɛn. Di protɛkshɔn bin gi we smɔl, di glɔv bɔs, ɛn drɔp smɔl blɔd sprɛy kɔmɔt. Di jenɛral ala se:
  - Kam to mi, mi donki!
  Bɔt Sotnikov bin ebul fɔ go bifo. Ɛn insɛf jomp pan di animal in bak. I bin shek, bɔt i tan lɛk se i gri fɔ tek di pɔsin we gɛt di os. Ɛn Alɛksi bin kɔntinyu fɔ atak di Jesuit jenɛral. I fri di pulsa frɔm in glɔv, bɔt di prins bin ebul fɔ rɔnawe. Ɛn nak am na in ed wit sɔd. Di wayt mask bin bɔs. Wan fes we ful-ɔp smɔl, ɛn we pipul dɛn sabi we i sɔprayz, bin kɔmɔt na do.
  Di jenɛral mek wan wayl kray ɛn bak i trowe pulsar frɔm in tu an. Bɔt Sotnikov, we bin de jomp pan in dɔnki, bin mis di chaj we dɛn bin de chaj am ɔnda am. Dɔn i hiss se:
  - Yu fes luk famili to mi!
  Di jenɛral kɔba in fes ɔtomɛtik wan ɛn his:
  - Nɔ! A nɔ de sho misɛf to ɛnibɔdi!
  Alɛksi bin laf ɛn ansa, ɛn i bin de sho in tit.
  - Wel, Mista Artem Sinitsyn, wi mit! Ilɛk aw di rop twist, dɛn go fɛn di ɛnd!
  Di jenɛral fɔ di Jesuit ɔda bin de ala lɛk kaw:
  - Nɔ! Son of a bitch pikin! Yu no sabi mi!
  Alɛksi bin grin se:
  - Bɔt yu wɛf sabi yu!
  Artyom we nɔ gɛt mask bin de ala na di tap pan in lɔng dɛn, ɛn i bin de pul faya pulsar dɛn frɔm in tu an dɛn:
  - So mek dis sikrit day wit yu!
  Alɛksi tek di dɔnki we gɛt wing na sayd. Di shaft we gɛt faya bin fɔdɔm pan di sno, ɛn i bin evapɔret wantɛm wantɛm. Dɔn faya kech di grɔn. I bin kam fɔ wam pasmak.
  Alenka tek am ɛn rasp:
  - Fayn! A lɛk am we i wam!
  Alɛksi bin flay go ɔp to Jɛnɛral Atiɔm. In an dɛn bin rili de smok frɔm di wata we bin de kɔmɔt na di wata. I chuk am na in bɛlɛ wit sɔd. Di ɛnimi bin bɛn ɔp. Sotnikov bin hiss se:
  - Yu wan liv?
  Artyom bin de hum, i bin de blo fɔ gɛt briz:
  - Wow, yu na Setan!
  Alɛksi bin nak am ɔnda in ni wit in sɔd, ɛn dis bin mek di pɔsin we bin de fɛt am fɔdɔm. En imbin stret. Ɛn di bled in tip tɔch di trot. Agen di prins ala lawd wan se:
  - Yu wan liv, yu bastard?!
  Artyom, we bin de swɛt ɛn blo bad bad wan, in ebi ebi bɛlɛ de kam na di rod, bin de grɔmbul:
  - Wel, if a want am so wetin?
  Alɛksi bin smayl ɛn ansa se:
  - Wi fɔ go bak to di ol tɛm!
  Artyom bin kɔf. I pul wan vayl we gɛt blɔd ɛn we i de blo tranga wan, i se:
  - If a kin go bak... A sik bak fɔ de ya we a nɔ gɛt kɔmpyuta, tɛlivishɔn, intanɛt!
  Alɛksi bin nɔd fɔ sho se i gri se:
  - Sɔntɛnde a kin bost smɔl bak witout sivilizayshɔn! Although there"s really so much to do here dat notin de patikula boring!
  Jɛnɛral Atyɔm bin tray fɔ grap, bɔt i nɔ bin gɛt inof trɛnk. I ledɔm, i de kech in briz. Dis tɛm ya, Alenka bin put prɛshɔn pan di Jesuit. I bin de go bifo kwik kwik wan wit tu sab dɛn to di ɛnimi dɛn. Ɛn di Jesuit we bin wɛr di klos bigin fɔ giv-ɔp. In desperation a tray fɔ hit am wit di pulsar. Bɔt di titi bin ebul fɔ rɔnawe pan am izi wan. Ɛn afta dat, wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, i lans wan smɔl bɔt we de bɔn bad bad wan we gɛt magoplasm. Di blok bin nak di Jesuit in chɛst ɛn i bin so strɔng dat i kɔmɔt na in dɔnki.
  Alenka tek advantej pan di moment ɛn jomp pan di dɔnki. I bin aim dis ɔs to di ɛnimi. Ɛn we di Jesuit tinap, pawaful fut dɛn nak am na in chɛst. Di chɔch ripɔtmɛnt we bin sɔprayz bin fɔdɔm, ɛn drɔp in sɔd.
  Alenka pik di wɛpɔn wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn trowe am na in an.
  Di Jesuit bin de grɔmbul wit fred:
  - Yu fɔ gɛt sɔri-at!
  Alenka bin nak in ɛnimi ɛn kɔt in an. Dɔn i tɔk se:
  - A dɔn lan wan tin na layf, brɔda! Nɔ sɔri fɔ di ɛnimi, ilɛksɛf i wik!
  Ɛn di yɔŋ witch we bin de sote go rɔsh fɔ dɔn in ɛnimi. I bin hack di Jesuit wit in yon sɔd, ɛn brok in difens dɛn.
  Sotnikov bin ala to di pɔsin we i lɛk se:
  - Lɛf am in wan! Wi nɔ nid am!
  Alenka bigin fɔ kɔt wit ivin mɔ vɛks, i de swɛt:
  - Prɛsishɔn bikɔs dɛn nɔ nid am, a go dɔn am!
  Ɛn afta dat, afta ɔda blo di ed fɔdɔm. I bin tɔn to bold, i nɔ fayn, ɛn instead fɔ gɛt nos, di inkwizitɔ bin gɛt in mɔt we bin de kɔmɔt. Ɛn tri yay dɛn bin de.
  Jɛnɛral Artyom bin gri fɔ dis we i nɔ bin de tink se:
  "A nɔ bin want dɛbul in pikin fɔ tek mi ples!" I bin du di rayt tin bay we i dɔn fɔ Skelenton!
  Alenka bin ansa wit wan lɔjik afɔrizm:
  - Ɛnimi we nɔ dɔn tan lɛk sik we dɛn nɔ trit - ɛkspɛkt kɔmplikeshɔn!
  Jɛnɛral Atiɔm, we bin de blo bad bad wan, bin dɔn tinap ɛn, we i sidɔm na in bɔt, i bin de grɔmbul:
  - So wetin naw!?
  Alɛksi tɔn to Alenka:
  - Eni we de fo riton dis oligarch to im taim? Yu tink se a fɔ kam bak bak?
  Alenka bin de gigl ɛn ansa se:
  - Wetin bɔt plan fɔ win di wɔl? Insay di twɛnti fɔs sɛntiwɔd, yu nɔ go rili gɛt pawa oba di planɛt!
  Alɛksi bin shrug ɛn tɔk se:
  - Di bɛst opshɔn na fɔ tek di oligarch bak! Gɛt di blɛsin, ɛn lɛf di mɔni to yu famili, dɔn go bak to wi tɛm bak!
  Alenka grin ɛn wantɛm wantɛm se:
  - I strenj se, dis kin bi!
  Di yɔŋ gyal pikin we go de sote go jomp go nia di Jesuit in bɔdi. I kɔt in klos, stɔp in an insay in bɛlɛ ɛn... pul wan figurin fɔ Svarog. Di gɔd fɔ di gɔd dɛn fɔ di Slav dɛn trade trade bin de shayn wit ɔl di kɔlɔ dɛn we di renbo gɛt, wɔndaful gem dɛn bin mek di statu rili majik.
  Alenka wink pan in lɔvman ɛn se:
  - Naw yu kin kam bak! Bɔt... Tek ɔth se afta yu dɔn sɛtul yu afɛkt yu go kam bak!
  Alɛksi bin es in raytan ɔp wit rɛspɛkt:
  - A swe se a go kam bak! Wi stil gɛt bɔku tin fɔ du!
  Alenka tek tɛm gi di fig to in lɔvman ɛn se:
  - Tek yu... Wɛl, lɛ wi se yu kɔmpin bay di an, ɛn se: Svarog, big Gɔd, a want fɔ go bak! Ɛn yu go kam bak insay di rayt tɛm! Afta sɔm dez, bɔt i nɔ de kil pɔsin!
  Alɛksi bin nɔd fɔ sho se i gri ɛn i bin de mɔna se:
  - Yes, a go kis yu Alyonushka!
  Di titi bin smayl wit sɛns ɛn tɔk se:
  - Ɔ sɔntɛm sɔntin we siriɔs pas am?
  Alɛksi bin shrug in ed:
  - Wetin yu de tɔk bɔt?
  Alenka ansa wit smayl se:
  - Smɔl chans de fɔ mek yu nɔ go kam bak! Ɛn a want tu ɔ tri pikin dɛn mɔ frɔm yu!
  Alɛksi bin nɔd fɔ sho se i gri se:
  - Mi, sɛf, go lɛk fɔ lɛf mi pikin dɛn!
  Dɛn trowe dɛn klos ɛn tɔn bak insay di bush. Na tru se bifo dis, Sotnikov bin tay Jɛnɛral Atem Sinitsin sikrit wan to wan tik. Bikɔs Sotnikov bin dɔn sev fɔ tu-tri majik awa, i bin taya smɔl, i kɔmɔt na di bush ɛn pul in klos. Alenka insɛf bin apia. I bin rili gladi ɛn gladi, ɛn i bin se:
  - Na wan ɔda man ɛn in wɛf go de! Bɔy ɛn gyal pikin! Yu pikin dɛn go kɔntinyu fɔ du yu soja rod!
  Di witch gyal laf ɛn tɔk wit kɔni kɔni kɔni we se:
  - Ɛn naw a nɔ de se gudbai, bɔt gudbai! A op se wi go mit bak ɛn gɛt mɔ trɔbul ɛksplɔyt dɛn!
  Alexey Sotnikov bin tɔk wit op se:
  - Wi go mit bak, wi go definitli mit bak! Ɛn lɛ ɛvin ɛn wanwɔd de na wi famili!
  Afta dat, Alɛksi bin go mit Jɛnɛral Atiɔm. Kɔt di stik dɛn fɔ am wit kɔnfidɛns. I rɔb in an dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn tɔk wit ɔl in at se:
  - Fɔ pat wit dis kayn gyal pikin... Yes, i gɛt valyu fɔ wan milyɔn kɔmpyuta!
  Alɛksi bin nɔd fɔ sho se i gri se:
  - I fit fɔ di wan ol planɛt Wɔl! Bɔt mi wɛf stil yɔŋ, ɛn a want bak fɔ mek i bɔn ɔda pikin, we na di nɔmba 4 pikin. Mek i bɔn 4 pikin dɛn bak! Ɛn yu nid fɔ gi bak di po pɔsin so dat yu nɔ go du bad to Rɔshia igen!
  Artem Sinitsyn, we i bin de jɔstify insɛf, bin se:
  - I jɔs apin! Na so i bin apin sote a bi jenɛral fɔ di Jesuit Ɔda. If nɔto dat, a nɔ bin fɔ dɔn sev insay di Midul Ij!
  Sotnikov bin vɛks ɛn tɔk se:
  - Sikɔstɛms na di ɛkskyuz we go de sote go fɔ skɔndɛl dɛn!
  Artem bin notis fayn fayn wan se:
  - A bin want di bɛst... Vladislav we de na di Rɔshian tron go stɔp di wɔ bitwin Rɔshian ɛn Pol. I bin fɔ dɔn bɔn wan pawaful ɛn wanwɔd Slavik ɛmpaya. Dis go bi fɔ di bɛnifit fɔ Rɔshia!
  Alɛksi es in an to in kɔmpin ɛn se:
  - Hol pan tayt! Wi nɔ go mek antimoni ɛn tɔk bɔt wetin bɛtɛ ɛn wetin wɔs! A op se a go gɛt tri milyɔn dɔla fɔ yu!
  Artyom laf ɛn put in paw insay Sotnikov in strɔng an:
  - Na dat mek yu nɔ kil mi? A gri wit am! Mɔni de kam fɔs!
  Alɛksi bin vɛks ɛn tɔk se:
  - Yu no, a kin kɔt yu ed ɛn tek mi rial bag we gɛt gold! Ɛn kɔmpɛns fɔ ɔltin!
  Artyom bin de muf wit fred se:
  - A de silent! A de kwayɛt!
  Alɛksi bin swɛt in ɛnimi in an, ɛn in animal, mɔ tayt wan, ɛn lawd wan ɛn tɔk klia wan se:
  Svarog di big Gɔd, briŋ mi ɛn mi kɔmpin bak na os.
  Ɔltin we bin de rawnd di prins bigin fɔ spin, dans, ɛn sɔm brayt laytin bolt dɛn bin de shayn.
  
  
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  I bin si wan wɔl usay Hitlɛr bin de du tin wit mɔ sɛns ɛn i nɔ bin deklare wɔ agens Amɛrika. Jepan bin stil win di fɛt na Midway, bɔt i nɔ bin ebul fɔ tek di Awayi Akipɛlag. Yɛs, dis na big tin we de mek di Land of the Rising Sun nɔ ebul fɔ du am.
  Di wɔ we bin de na dis vishɔn nɔ bin go fayn fɔ di Jamani pipul dɛn bak. Di Nazi dɛn bin ebul fɔ win dɛn na Stalingrad. Ɛn dɛn go na di wɛst pat. Na tru se Mainstein bin stat wan kɔntra atak ɛn sɔm pat pan am bin mek di tin apin bak. Insay di fɛt na Kursk, di Nazi dɛn, bikɔs dɛn nɔ bin de bɔm dɛn frɔm Amɛrika, dɛn bin ebul fɔ mek mɔ tank ɛn plen dɛn.
  Dɛn bin tɛst "Lion" bak fɔ fɛt. Na tru se dis mashin nɔ bin rili wok. In kanɔn bin pas pawa ɛn i nɔ bin fast. Di wangren gud protɛkshɔn we bin de na di sayd dɛn bin mek di tank ebul fɔ liv. Bɔt dɛn bin sɔlv dis prɔblɛm wit wan ship. Bɔt, di fɛt bin kam fɔ lɔng tɛm ɛn dɛn bin de fɛt mɔ. Nazi Focke-Wulf fɛtman dɛn bin de pres na di ays, ɛn di nyu ME-309 bin apia.
  Insay Afrika, Rɔmɛl bin rɔnawe go na di ist pat na Libya ɛn i bin ebul fɔ drɛb di British dɛn we bin de fɛt am.
  Di fɛt na Kusk bin las frɔm Julay 5 to Sɛptɛmba 23. Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin ebul fɔ tek Ɔrɛl ɛn Bɛlgɔrɔd, bɔt di Nazi dɛn bin ol Khakɔv. Di lɔs we di Rɛd Ami lɔs bin tɔn to tu big, ɛn dɛn bin gɛt fɔ tek wan opareshɔnal stɔp fɔ ful-ɔp dɛn fɔs.
  Di Jamani dɛn, bikɔs di wɛst frɔnt nɔ bin de ambɔg dɛn, dɛn bin aktiv wan fɔ mek fɔrina divishɔn dɛn. Ɛn dɛn bin stil ebul fɔ ol dɛn pozishɔn. Di we aw dɛn bin de mek tank ɛn gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf bin gro bak kwik kwik wan. Sɔm Jaman motoka dɛn, mɔ di layt gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ mek dɛnsɛf, kin ebul fɔ wok fayn fayn wan insay di kol sizin.
  Bɔt in jɔnal, di Panta ɛn Tayga tank dɛn nɔ bin rili wok fayn fɔ di kol sizin. Ɛn di tin bin ivin wɔs wit "Layɔn" ɛn "Fɛdinand". Ultimately, "Lion" bin stɔp fɔ ɔltɛm. Bɔt "Tiger"-2 bin apia na di siriɔs wan. Di fɛt dɛn sho se di nyu tank bin protɛkt fayn fayn wan frɔm di frɔnt, bɔt i nɔ bin de drayv fayn.
  Insay di kol sizin, dɛn bin win di Jamani dɛn. Ɛn dɛn drɛb dɛn kɔmɔt na di ist pat na Yukren. Bɔt dɛn bin ebul fɔ tɔn bak pas di Dnieper, ɛn insay Mach, di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin stɔp. Na tru se di Rɛd Ami bin ebul fɔ tek Smɔlensk. Bɔt dɛn nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ trɛnk igen fɔ di ɔfens nia Lɛningrad. Bɔt stil, no factor nɔ de fɔ di Wɛstɛn Frɔnt ɛn di bɔm dɛn we Amɛrika de bɔm.
  We min se i izi fɔ di fasist dɛn bɔku bɔku wan.
  Bay di sɔmma, di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn ful-ɔp dɛn sojaman dɛn bak wit nyu tank dɛn, inklud di Panther-2, ɛn dɛn bin dɔn gɛt jet plen dɛn. Di sɔma advans fɔ di Rɛd Ami na di sɛnta nɔ bin rili saksesful. Di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt strɔng difens we bin sabi fɔ fɛt. Apat frɔm dat, di we aw dɛn bin mek di frɔnt, bin sho se di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn kin jɔs atak na di sɛnt. So dat dɛn nɔ go fos di Dnieper na di sawt. Na di nɔt, di Jamani dɛn gɛt di pawaful difɛns.
  Wan bad tin fɔ di Rɛd Ami na we di prodakshɔn fɔ tank dɛn bin go dɔŋ smɔl, agens di bakgrɔn we dɛn bin de mek "Panthers" ɛn di mɔ advans "Tiger"-2. Ɛn di divɛlɔpmɛnt fɔ jet avieshɔn bin mek sɔm tin dɛn we nɔ fayn. Pan ɔl we di ME-262 bin stil de fa frɔm wan we nɔ pafɛkt fɔ fɛt, in ay spid ɛn pawaful wɛpɔn dɛn: 4 30-mm kanɔn dɛn bin gɛt ɛfɛkt.
  Ɛni we aw i bi, we dɛn bin de fɛt fɔ Belarus, di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin gɛt wan pawaful ɛnimi klɔb we gɛt wɛpɔn. Pantap dat, di T-34-85 we dɛn bin de mek bin jɔs bigin fɔ flay, di men Soviet tank na bin di T-34-76 we wik, ɛn di IS-2 na bin motoka bak we dɛn nɔ bin dɔn dɔn.
  Mainstein bin ebul fɔ huk di Soviet sojaman dɛn fɔ mek wan pe fɔ kɔl. Di Jamani dɛn bin ivin kech Smɔlensk wantɛm wantɛm. Na bay we dɛn briŋ bɔku bɔku rizɔv dɛn na di ɛdkwata kam na di fɛt nɔmɔ dɛn bin ebul fɔ avɔyd fɔ win kpatakpata ɛn stɔp di Nazi dɛn.
  Bɔt di Nazi dɛn bin sho se dɛn gɛt trɛnk. Di tin bin wɔs bikɔs di E-10 we layt ɛn advans bin tan lɛk, we kin tek ples fɔ mashin dɛn we ebi ɛn dia. Ɛn wan E-25 we ivin advans ɛn pawaful. As well as i de inkrisayz di prodakshɔn fɔ "Panther"-2 wit wan pawaful 88-mm gɔn.
  Bɔt, di Rɛd Ami bin strɔng bak. Insay di kol sizin, di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin tray bak fɔ atak na di sɛnt. Bɔt di Nazi dɛn bin gɛt bɔku bɔku tank dɛn. Dɛn bin mek di nɔmba fɔ di ikwipmɛnt dɛn bɔku. Apat frɔm dat, wan mɔ advans modifyeshɔn "Tiger"-2 wit injin we gɛt tawzin ɔspawɛl bin apia. Na di nyu tank "Lev"-2. Dɛn bin mek dis motoka wit di transmishɔn ɛn di injin we de togɛda ɛn bifo di tank. Dis bin mek am pɔsibul fɔ mek dɛn kɔmpakt di layout ɛn ridyus di ayt fɔ di motoka. Dɛn bin ridyus di wet we di "Layɔn" bin gɛt to siksti tan we dɛn bin de kip di sem klos ɛn di sem tin dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ fɛt ɛn wan injin we gɛt wan tawzin ɔspawɛl. Apat frɔm dat, di rit we di gɔn bin de faya bin go ɔp to et rawnd insay wan minit, ɛn dɛn bin put haydrolik stebyulayza ɛn nayt vishɔn divays pan am.
  Di nyu "Lion" bin dɔn bi mɔ satisfay motoka.
  Although in praktis di E-10 bin luk mo saksesful. Di frɔntal klos fɔ dis gɔn we de rɔn insɛf bin go ɔp to 82 mm pan big angle, ɛn di wet bin rich 16 tan, bɔt dis bin kɔmpɛns bay wan mɔ pawaful injin we gɛt 550 ɔspaw.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin drɛb di Soviet atak insay Janwari 1945. Ɛn insay Fɛbwari dɛnsɛf bin tray fɔ atak, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin rili ebul. Wi bin go bifo fɔ tati to fɔti kilomita. Dɔn, di Soviet rizɔv dɛn bin stɔp dɛn. Nyu Soviet SU-100 dɛn bin tek pat pan di fɛt dɛn, we bin gɛt fɔ du wit di Jaman tank dɛn we bin de bɔku. Na patikyula, frɔm di fɔl di rɛgyula "Panther" dɔn de insay modifyeshɔn F wit strɔng frɔntal armɔ ɛn i nɔ kin ebul fɔ go insay 85-mm kanɔn. Ɛn "Panther"-2 ivin mɔ.
  Dɛn bin de fɛt wɔ bak na Afrika. Bikɔs Mɔntgɔri bin dɔn gɛda in trɛnk, i bin tray fɔ atak. Bɔt Rommel bin pul ɔl di British atak dɛn. Di fɛt dɛn sho di ay efyushɔn we di E-10 sɛlf-propɛl gɔn dɛn gɛt, mɔ wit di Panther"s kanɔn, we ebul fɔ go insay ivin wan Chɔchil. Di Panther bin fɛt fayn bak. Di British dɛn gɛt tumɔs smɔl tank dɛn we gɛt strɔng wɛpɔn dɛn, ɛn di Panta bin ol di shel dɛn. Di fɛt dɛn sho se di Chɔchil in wɛpɔn dɛn wik ɛn di we aw i nɔ bin ebul fɔ drayv fayn. Ɛn "Krɔmɔl" bin tɔn to wɔs pas dat.
  Rommel bin ebul fɔ pas di British dɛn ɛn insay Mach dɛn bin mek wan big kɔl. Dɛn bin fos di British dɛn fɔ tɔn bak. Dɛn bin lɔs bɔku tin dɛn ɛn dɛn bin lɛf Tolbuk. Na di El-Aman eria nɔmɔ, we dɛn bin dɔn pul pat pan di sojaman dɛn na di Japan frɔnt, na in di British ami bin stɔp Romɛl. Ɛn dat na bikɔs i nɔ bin gɛt riinfɔsmɛnt.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt wantɛm wantɛm na di sawt say insay Mach. Hit di Soviet grup frɔm Smolensk to Donbass. Na di fɔs tɛm dis, dɛn bin yuz bɔku bɔku tin dɛn fɔ si na nɛt ɛn fɔ atak pipul dɛn na nɛt.
  Di Fritz bin ebul fɔ ajɔst taktik sɔprayz, so Stalin bin de fred mɔ fɔ di Mɔsko dairekshɔn. Di Nazi dɛn bin ebul fɔ du sɔm tin dɛn, dɛn bin kech Pɔltava, Khakɔv, ɛn pas af pan Dɔnbas. Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin stil de blok Kraym. Bɔt insay Me, di Nazi dɛn bigin fɔ fɛt bak ɛn dɛn bin gɛt sɔntin fɔ du wit dɛn yunit dɛn we land bin blok.
  Di Soviet kɔmand insay 1945 bin si se i nɔ izi fɔ dɛn. Mɔ advans Jaman E tank dɛn bin kam insay di siriɔs, ɛn jet plen dɛn bin de kɔntrol di skay mɔ ɛn mɔ. Wan ɔda tin we wɔs pas dat. Di T-44 tank bin tɔn to se dɛn nɔ bin chenj am fayn fɔ mek dɛn prodyuz am bɔku bɔku wan, ɛn i bin nid fɔ yuz di T-34-85 we dɔn ol as di men motoka. Dis min se Jaman motoka dɛn, mɔ di Panther-2, ɛn di nyu E-50 bin tɔn to strɔng pas am.
  Na di IS-3 nɔmɔ bin go insay prodakshɔn, bɔt dis nɔ bin inof. Insay Jun, di Nazi dɛn bin kech Bɛlgɔrɔd ɛn Ɔrɛl. Ɛn dɛn bin tray fɔ mek wan kɔl nia Kursk. Di Rɛd Ami, wit prɔblɛm ɛn we bin de kɔntra atak ɔltɛm, bin de ol di Fritz dɛn bak. Bɔt i bin mek i lɔs bɔku damej. Stalin bin tɔk se dɛn fɔ stɔp di Nazi dɛn fɔ fɛt wɔ. Hitler bin gri, bɔt na fɔ siks mɔnt nɔmɔ.
  Di shɔt stɔp bin bɛnifit di Wehrmacht, we bin bigin wan big ɔfens na Ijipt insay Ɔgɔst. Insay Sɛptɛmba, Ijipt bin de ɔnda di Kraut dɛn kɔntrol ɔltogɛda. Di Nazi dɛn bin tek Jibraltar bak. Bɔt pan ɔl dat, Franco, bikɔs dɛn bin de mɔna am bad bad wan, i bin gri fɔ mek di Jaman sojaman dɛn pas.
  Fɔ bil pan di sakrifays we dɛn bin gɛt, di Nazi dɛn bin tek Irak ɛn Kuwait ɛn dɛn bin tek Palestayn.
  Ɔltin go stil fayn, bɔt insay Disɛmba 21, 1945, jɔs we Stalin in batde, Amɛrika bin yuz nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn fɔ fɛt Jepan. Wi fɔ no se Amɛrika, we di wɛst frɔnt nɔ bin de ambɔg am, bin bigin fɔ atak Japan pozishɔn dɛn frɔm di ɛnd ɔf 1943. Di Yankees bin go bifo sloslo, pan di kɔst fɔ big big lɔs, bɔt fɔ tru.
  Di men rizin na di we aw Amɛrika bɛtɛ pas ɔlman na di ikɔmi. Di Amɛrika pipul dɛn bin de mek fayv to siks tɛm mɔ plen dɛn pas Jepan, ɛn dɛn bin de lans mɔ ɛn mɔ ship dɛn.
  So dɛn tek ova insay bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn. Ɛn nɔto ɔltɛm di Japan kɔmand bin de wok fayn fayn wan.
  Ɔlrɛdi insay Novɛmba 1945, di Amɛrikan dɛn bin land na di Filipins.
  Afta dat di B-29s bin fainali brok tru to Japan. Ɛn dɛn drɔp wan bɔm na Ayroshima. Ɛn di sɛkɔn wan bin lɔs bikɔs ɔf di akshɔn we di fɛtman dɛn bin de du.
  Bɔt dɛn bin tich di wan ol wɔl wan lɛsin. Di Fuhrer bin bigin fɔ fred. Ɛn Stalin bin tɔk se dɛn fɔ mek di tɛm we dɛn bin dɔn stɔp fɔ fɛt, go bifo. Ɔ sɔntɛm yu kin ivin mek pis ɔltogɛda.
  Bɔt Stalin bin tɔk se i go gri nɔmɔ if dɛn gi ɔl di say dɛn we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin de. Hitler bin prɔpos fɔ sheb: pan di bies fɔ di teritɔri dɛn we dɛn dɔn win. Di tu dikteta dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ mek wan agrimɛnt.
  Di Fuhrer bin disayd se i nid fɔ dɔn di USSR. Ɛn protɛkt yusɛf frɔm Amɛrika we yu de yuz jet plen.
  Ɛn fɔ tru, disk plen dɛn, we gɛt pawa we de pwɛl pasmak ɛn we gɛt bɔku bɔku spid.
  Insay Mach 1946, we di Nazi dɛn bin yuz mɔ advans E-siris tank dɛn, mɔ di E-50 insay wan big chenj, di Nazi dɛn bin go fɔ fɛt. Fɔs, di E-50 tank bin we lɛk fifti tan ɛn i bin gɛt Tayga-2 klos, bɔt i bin gɛt big big slop. We di Nazi dɛn bin kɔmpakt di we aw di tank bin de, dat bin mek dɛn ebul fɔ ridyus di wet we di motoka bin gɛt ɛn dɛn nɔ bin mek dɛn nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ protɛkshɔn. Di E-50 bin gɛt wan rili akchual ɛn arm-piercing 88 mm 100 EL kanɔn, ɛn wan haydrolik stebyulayza. Di tank bin ebul fɔ bia wit shel dɛn frɔm klos to ɔl di Soviet anti-tank gɔn dɛn we bin de na in fɔɛd. Bɔt di 82-mm sayd protɛkshɔn, ivin na slɔp, i bin klia se i nɔ bin du fɔ am. Bɔt wan nyu modifyeshɔn fɔ di E-50 instɔl wan gas tɔbayn injin we gɛt 1,500 ɔspaw, mek di klos strɔng, ɛn mek di wet go ɔp to 70 tan. Di nyu tank bin dɔn gɛt 250 mm frɔntal amɔ ɛn 150 mm amɔ na di slɔp na di sayd dɛn.
  Di fayn fayn protɛkshɔn we i bin gɛt bin mek i bi wan mashin we pɔsin kin abop pan fɔ mek i ebul fɔ du ɔltin.
  Di USSR bigin fɔ mek di IS-4, we nɔ smɔl pas di Jamani tank fɔ protɛkshɔn. Bɔt di Soviet motoka bin tɔn to wet smɔl. Ɛn di Jaman kanɔn gɛt mɔ advans, i kin faya kwik kwik wan ɛn i kin pas di wɛpɔn dɛn.
  Di men tin na dat di T-54 nɔ dɔn dɔn yet ɛn i nɔ dɔn go insay prodakshɔn. Ɛn di Jamani dɛn bin de yuz wokman dɛn we kɔmɔt ɔlsay na Yurop, ɛn dɛn bin de mek bɔku bɔku tank dɛn. Gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ mek dɛnsɛf E-25 ɛn E-10 bin simpul fɔ mek, bɔt dɛn bin protɛkt dɛn fayn fayn wan. Ɛn dɛn bin mek bɔku pan dɛn. Dɛn bin ebul fɔ bia wit di Soviet motoka dɛn.
  Ɛn pan di sem tɛm, dis we fɔ du tin kin rili wok fayn. Ɛn ebul fɔ atak insay winta, ɛn wit gud manejmɛnt. Di Nazi dɛn bin mek dɛn ebul fɔ mek tin dɛn we gɛt mɔ advans. Ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ sɔlv di kwantiti prɔblɛm. Inklud pan di ɛkspɛns fɔ Afrikan slev dɛn.
  Insay Epril, Türkiye insɛf bin go insay di wɔ. Di Nazi dɛn bin tek Voronezh ɛn land na di Taman Pɛninsula.
  Dɛn bin go bifo bay we dɛn de yuz dɛn nɔmba dɛn we pas ɔlman. Arab divishɔn dɛnsɛf bin tek pat pan di fɛt dɛn. Bɔku pipul dɛn we kɔmɔt na Itali bin de, ɛn sojaman dɛn we kɔmɔt ɔlsay na Yurop. Di sem Frɛnch.
  We Me dɔn, di Nazi dɛn bin kam nia Stalingrad. Di fɛt fɔ di siti bigin bak. Dis tɛm, di Nazi dɛn bin kɔnt pan Sturmtigers ɛn jet plen dɛn.
  Di fɛt dɛn fɔ Stalingrad bin de drɛg. Bɔt di Nazi dɛn bin rich na Grozny ɛn Ɔdzhonikidze. Türkiye, togɛda wit di Jamani dɛn, bin rawnd Yerevan ɛn tek Batumi.
  Di tin dɔn go bifo te i rich di say we i dɔn rich. We dɛn bin de fɛt wɔ, di Jaman tank dɛn bin de sho se dɛn gɛt trɛnk. Ɛn jet avieshɔn bin dɔn gɛt di pawa we di plen dɛn gɛt.
  Di USSR nɔ bin gɛt jet ayrakt yet ɛn di ebul fɔ fɛt pan ikwal tɛm.
  We Ɔgɔst 1946 dɔn, Stalingrad bin fɔdɔm. Di Jamani dɛn bin mek dɛnsɛf strɔng na di Vɔlga. Insay Sɛptɛmba dɛn rich na di Kaspian Si, ɛn dɛn kɔt di Kɔkas bay land.
  Wan bad bad tin dɔn apin. Stalin bin tray fɔ sɔlv di prɔblɛm wit kruk ɛn nyu IS-7 tank dɛn. Insay Ɔktoba, di Rɛd Ami bin tray fɔ tek Voronezh bak frɔm di Jamani dɛn. Di blo bin fɔdɔm pan di Italian sojaman dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin brok di difens.
  Bɔt Mainstein, we bin de tink bɔt dis, i bin bit di Soviet sojaman dɛn we bin de na di flank wit big big tank kɔp dɛn ɛn kɔt dɛn along di Don. Di fɛt dɛn sho se E-siris tank dɛn nɔ bin bɛtɛ fɔ drayv pas di wan dɛn we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin de du. Ɛn di ɛkspɛkt fɔ bɛtɛ kros-kɔntri abiliti insay ɔtom wɛda nɔ bin kam tru. Ɛn di prɛshɔn we di briz bin de gi bin de go ɔp.
  Insay Novɛmba 1946, Baku bin fɔdɔm. Ɛn insay Disɛmba, di wan ol Kɔkas bin fɔdɔm ɔnda di Nazi dɛn.
  Bɔt insay da tɛm de, Amɛrika bin bigin fɔ atak Jepan bɔku ɔda nyuklia atak dɛn. Ɛn dɛn bin tek di Filipins ɛn Okinawa. Bɔt di samurai dɛn nɔ bin rɛdi yet fɔ kapitul.
  Di nyu ia 1947 dɔn kam. Di USSR bin dɔn lans di T-54 ɛn IS-7 we nɔ bin ful-ɔp fɔ mek dɛn mek am. Dɛn tank dɛn ya kin at least sɔm kayn we fɔ tinap agens di Nazi dɛn. Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin gɛt di E-75, wit 105-mm 100 EL kanɔn, ɛn we bin we lɛk et tan. Dis bin kɔmpɛns bay wan gas tɔbayn injin we gɛt 1800 ɔspaw. Di E-75 bin kɔmpakt di layout mɔ, i mek di tik we di sayd amɔ de tik to 200 mm, ɛn i mek di angul we i de inklin na di frɔntal amɔ to 250 mm.
  Wi nɔ gɛt wan dawt fɔ se di nyu Jamani tank bin bɛtɛ pas di IS-7, bɔt i bin ebi twɛlv tan fɔ protɛkt am. In gɔn bin de chuk am smɔl mɔ. Di E-50 tank, difrɛn frɔm dat, dɔn layt fayv tan, bɔt in sayd klos tik 20 milimita. Due to kompakshon of di layout.
  Dɛn tu tank dɛn ya bin bi di men wan dɛn. Ɛn di tin dɛn we dɛn bin de du bin bɔku. Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin stil de kɔntrol Afrika ɛn di Midul Is. Ɛn dɛn supiriɔriti na di ays, mɔ afta we di TA-500 jet dɛn ɛn di B-28 we nɔ gɛt tel bin apia, bin jɔs bɔku.
  Dɛn bin bɔm di siti dɛn ɛn faktri dɛn na di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn. Dis bin mek dɛn nɔ bin de mek wɛpɔn dɛn igen. Ɛspɛshali agens di bakdrop fɔ wan akyu leba shɔtat.
  Insay Mach 1947, di Nazi dɛn bin atak Saratɔv ɛn di sem tɛm dɛn bin atak Mɔsko. Di Nazi dɛn bin abop pan dɛn pawa.
  Di E-50 gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf, we bin simpul fɔ mek ɛn we bin ay 1.5 mita nɔmɔ, dɛnsɛf bin tek pat pan di fɛt dɛn. Dɛn bin du fayn fayn wok fɔ fɛt tank dɛn. Ɛn dɛn tɔn rawnd kwik kwik wan.
  Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin fɛt wit heroically, bɔt dɛn bin de day ɔltɛm. Insay Me, Saratov bin fɔdɔm afta wan heroic difens, ɛn di Nazi dɛn tek Vyazma. Insay midul Julay, dɛn bin kech Kuibyshev bak. Di Nazi dɛn bin go bifo wit kɔnfidɛns, dɛn bin kech Kalinin ɛn kam nia Tula.
  We Ɔgɔst dɔn, di Kraut famili bin kech Ulyanovsk bak. Na da sem tɛm de, Uralsk bin fɔdɔm, wit Guryev.
  Ɛn we Sɛptɛmba dɔn, di Nazi dɛn bin dɔn fɔ rawnd Mɔsko. So i bin bi, dɛn bin gɛt wan big big sakrifays.
  Di fɛt fɔ di kapital bin de te to di ɛnd ɔf Disɛmba. Bɔt jɔs insay Nyu Ia Iv, di wan dɛn we lɛf na di garison bin giv-ɔp.
  Na da sem tɛm de, di Jamani dɛn bin tek Ryazan ɛn Kazan. Bɔt insay Janwari 1948, Jepan bin giv ɔp ɔnda nyuklia atak.
  Ɛn di USA tɔn to Jamani ɛn di USSR - dɛn se, dɔn di wɔ! If nɔto dat, yusɛf go gɛt atɔmik bɔm dɛn. Bay dis tɛm, di Nazi dɛn bin dɔn rawnd Gɔki ɛn dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi dɔn di USSR. Ɛn dɛn nɔ bin rili want fɔ sɔkdɔm to Amɛrikan blakmɛl.
  Insay Fɛbwari 1948, Jamani bin bigin fɔ fɛt bak na di ist. Di Jamani dɛn bin gi di men blo na di dairekshɔn na Sɛntral Eshia, usay di klaymat wam. Dis bin mek di Soviet sojaman dɛn giv-ɔp ɛn sɔrɛnda Tashkent, Dushanbe, ɛn Ashgabat. Ɛn insay Me, di Nazi dɛn bin muf go na Svɛdlɔvsk. Di Rɛd Ami nɔ bin de tinap tranga wan so. Di moral shock bin tek in toll. Di nɔmba fɔ di wan dɛn we kɔmɔt na di gɔvmɛnt ɛn di wan dɛn we bin de tɔn dɛn bak pan di gɔvmɛnt bin bɔku.
  Amɛrika nɔ dɔn disayd yet fɔ go fɛt wɔ wit di Third Reich. Pantap dat, disko wit dɛn krayzi spid bin mek di Amɛrika pipul dɛn fred. Dɛn kayn mashin dɛn de kin ivin apia oba Nyu Yɔk, ɛn dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ ambɔg dɛn atɔl.
  Afta dɛn bin kech Svɛdlɔvsk, Stalin rɔnawe go na Nɔvosibirsk. Di Jamani dɛn bin de pan dɛn il. Insay di USSR, wan nyu IS-11 tank bin kam insay di siriɔs. Dɛn bin mek dis motoka wit big big rɔsh, ɛn i bi di Soviet tank we ebi pas ɔl na di istri, we gɛt 203 mm gɔn, 400 mm frɔntal klos, ɛn we we wan ɔndrɛd twɛnti fayv tan. Dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ mek dis mashin bɔku bɔku wan ɔnda bɔm ɛn bikɔs bɔku faktri dɛn bin lɔs. Bɔt i bin go tru faya baptizim.
  1948 dɔn pas. Di Nazi dɛn bin tek Novosibirsk. Bɔt insay di kol sizin i kin rili at fɔ fɛt we di ples kol. Di nɛks ia bin kam, insay 1949. Insay di spring, di Nazi dɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ go bifo fɔ krɔs Sayberia. Di Rɛd Ami bin tinap tranga wan wit wamat we bin dɔn day.
  Di Amɛrika pipul dɛn nɔ dɔn put an pan di tin dɛn we dɛn dɔn du yet. Dɛn bin jɔs mek dɛn nyuklia pawa bɔku. Ɛn dɛn bin mek mɔ advans we dɛn fɔ deliv to di target.
  Bɔt di Nazi dɛn nɔ bin sidɔm wansay. Dem bin geht wan pyramidal AG tank. Dis motoka nɔ bin gɛt ɛni ikwal fɔ protɛkt am.
  We 1949 dɔn, dɛn bin tek ɔl di big siti dɛn na di USSR ɔnda Jamani kɔntrol. Stalin bin rɔnawe go na di fɔrɛst dɛn. Na da sem tɛm de, di Nazi dɛn bin tek India we dɛn nɔ bin lɔs, ɛn dɛn bin drɛb di British dɛn kɔmɔt de. Ɛn dɛn bin mek dɛnsɛf strɔng na Afrika. Amɛrika bak nɔ bin de pan denja fɔ go insay di wɔ, pan ɔl we i bin de trɛtin bɔku ɛn lawd wan.
  Dis tɛm ya, di fasist dɛn bigin fɔ dayjɛst wetin dɛn dɔn win. Wan tɛm bin de we pipul dɛn bin de slip fɔ shɔt tɛm. Di Fuhrer bin mek wan atɔmik bɔm bak togɛda wit sayɛnsman dɛn. Ɛn ɔl tu di say dɛn bin frɔz bikɔs dɛn bin de wet fɔ am.
  Di tɛm we di Kɔl Wɔ bin de, dɔn rich. Di Tɔd Rayk bin de kɔntrol tu pat pan tri pat na Afrika. Land dɛn te to Bɔma, di wan ol teritɔri na di USSR, ɛn bak Yurop.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin kwayɛt wan tek Swidan ɛn Swizaland wit dɛn sojaman dɛn. Dɛn bin fos di ɔda pat dɛn na Yurop fɔ sayn agrimɛnt dɛn fɔ mek pipul dɛn bi slev pan ikɔnomi.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt bɔku bɔku trɛnk. Ɛn yuz wan totalitarian sistɛm miks wit wan makɛt ikɔmi dɛn bigin fɔ divɛlɔp. Na di sem tɛm, dɛn de luk fɔ nyu wɛpɔn dɛn.
  Insay Novɛmba 1955, di plen we bin de kɛr Hitlɛr bin fɔdɔm. Ɛn di tɛm we Jɛngi Khan we bin de insay di twɛnti ia, we bin win bɔku land, bin de rul, bin ambɔg.
  Schellenberg bin bi di pɔsin we tek in ples, ɛn i tek Himmler in ples as di edman fɔ di SS. Di divɛlɔpmɛnt na Jamani bin kɔntinyu. Te, las las, insay 1980, dɛn bin mek raytin we ebul fɔ mek di atɔmik chaj dɛn nɔ gɛt pawa.
  Ɛn wan nyu wɔ bigin. Dis tɛm na di Tɔd Wɔl Wɔ.
  
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  Skopin-Shuisky in sojaman dɛn bin de kam nia Wɔsaw. Na ya Kiŋ Sigismɔnd, Prins Vladislav, ɛn Dyuk Babarɔsa bin gɛda ɔl dɛn sojaman dɛn.
  Di Polish masta dɛn bin kam bak fɔ difend di nyu kapital siti we nem Rech.
  If wi kɔnt ɔl di tin dɛn we dɛn bin de tray tranga wan, dɛn bin ebul fɔ gɛda lɛk siksti tawzin difrɛn difrɛn sojaman dɛn.
  Skopin-Shuisky bin gɛt lɛk di sem mɔni. Bɔt di ɛnimi, fɔ tru, nɔ go fɛt na di fil, bɔt i go lɛk fɔ ayd biɛn di pawaful wɔl dɛn na Wɔsaw.
  Wit ikwal nɔmba, dis de gi chans fɔ sidɔm na do.
  Bɔt di Rɔshian dɛn gɛt bɔku bɛtɛ wɛpɔn dɛn ɛn ɔganayzeshɔn. Ɛn Skopin-Shuisky gɛt kɔnfidɛns se i go win.
  Tu witch gyal pikin dɛn de jomp pan in rayt ɛn lɛft an.
  Dɛn rili fayn: ɔni blant ɛn Yulfi we gɛt rɛd ia. Skopin-Shuisky nɔ bin ɛva stɔp fɔ admaya di gyal pikin dɛn. Dɛn gɛt da kayn gudnɛs de ɛn dɛn gɛt fayn fayn bɔdi.
  Skopin-Shuisky bin tɔk wit aplomb se:
  - Tɛnki Gɔd fɔ we i mek dis kayn fayn fayn tin!
  Maria ansa wit in tit we nɔ gɛt natin:
  - Gɔd Rod! Dis Gɔd de gi wɔndaful pawa!
  Ɛn di wɔriɔ laf... I bin luk rili impɔtant. Ɛspɛshali gold lif ia.
  Skopin-Shuisky bin grin insay in biad:
  - Jɛnɛral? Yu na pegan?
  Maria shek in ed bad bad wan:
  - Nɔ, Slavik adherent fɔ wan gɔd!
  Skopin-Shuisky strok Maria in strɔng uman nɛk ɛn se:
  - Wel... Wan Gɔd dia to mi, ɛn i nɔ mata wetin dɛn kɔl am!
  Maria bin tɔk se:
  - Russian Gods gi wi trɛnk! Ɛn yu si am!
  Skopin-Shuisky bin gri se:
  - Yes a si! Una rili strɔng - jɔs dɛbul dɛn!
  Bɔt tɛm nɔ de fɔ bigin tɔk to pipul dɛn. I dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ Disɛmba ɛn sno de kam. Aw fani gyal pikin dɛn we gɛt bare leg kin bi. Dɛn fut dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we dɛn kɔt kɔt nɔ de fred di sno. Aw dɛn fayn - we dɛn gɛt so smɔl klos!
  Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bigin fɔ sidɔm rawnd. Bɔku ɛn mɔ advans artileri dɛn bigin fɔ wok.
  Bag dɛn we dɛn bin de hang we gɛt gɔnpawda bin de mek i pɔsibul fɔ faya wit bɔku bɔku faya. Ɛn we yu nɔ gi di ɛnimi tɛm fɔ blo. So dɛn de kip Wɔsaw ɔnda faya ɔltɛm.
  Kanɔnbɔl dɛn bin fɔdɔm, bɔm dɛn bin bɔn, bɔkshɔt ren bin kam dɔŋ. Ɛn mɔ di shel dɛn we de mek pɔsin bɔn we de mek pɔsin denja.
  Wɔsaw bin de bɔn faya. Ɔltin bin tan lɛk ɛl. Os dɛn bin fɔdɔm, bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn we kɔmɔt na Pol ɛn sojaman dɛn we dɛn bin de pe fɔ, bin day.
  Di Rɔshian artileri dɛn bin de faya bɔku bɔku wan fɔ di wan ɛn af de. Witout stop fo wan minit.
  Fɔ dɔn, di Pols dɛn disayd fɔ mek wan sortie. Di sojaman dɛn we de rayd ɔs bin go fɔs, dɔn di sojaman dɛn we de waka na fut bin fala.
  Rɔshian rayfman dɛn mit di ɛnimi dɛn na Gulyai Gorod. Ɛn wit voli dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn aim fayn fayn wan frɔm di laytst flintlɔk rayf dɛn dɛn bin knock bɔku ɔs ɛn sojaman dɛn.
  Ɛn we di sojaman dɛn we de rayd ɔs brok kam nia, gɔn dɛn bin bit dɛn, ɛn wetin bin rili denja: na di wan dɛn we de trowe faya!
  Di jet dɛn we dɛn mek wit ɔyl ɛn napalm, bin bɔn big big ol dɛn na di Polis sojaman dɛn we bin de rayd ɔs. Ɛn dɛn bin de ambɔg dɛn ɛnimi dɛn we bin rili wɔndaful ɛn we bin de kil dɛn.
  Mikhail Vasilyevich bin luk di fɛt, bɔt i nɔ bin jɔyn yet. So Barbarossa insɛf bin muf wit di nayt dɛn ɛn di sojaman dɛn we gɛt wɛpɔn fɔ go fɛt. I tan lɛk se di pipul dɛn na Polan ɔndastand se dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ bia wit faya fɔ lɔng tɛm, ɛn dɛn de tray fɔ brok. Bɔt dɛn de wet. Di wan dɛn we de arch de faya ɔltɛm. Sɔm kin lod gɔn, ɔda wan dɛn kin faya. Ɛn apat frɔm di kanɔn dɛn ɛn di tin dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ trowe faya, sɔm tin dɛn we tan lɛk wan fɔstɛm mashin gɔn bigin fɔ wok.
  Ɛn i kin knock ɔut Pɔl pipul dɛn bak insay dɔzɛn ɛn ɔndrɛd.
  Armoured infantri dɛn kin gɛt prɔblɛm bak we dɛn kin shot dɛn wit rayf ɛn maskɛt. Ɛn i kin stɔp, bikɔs i dɔn sɔfa bad bad wan. Di Jaman sojaman dɛn we dɛn bin de pe fɔ, di wan dɛn we kɔmɔt na Polan, di pipul dɛn na Ɔŋgaria, ɛn ɔda pipul dɛn we bin de fɛt, kin fɔdɔm. Napalm pɔt dɛn de bɔm na dɛn rank ɛn bɔku pipul dɛn de ala. Di smel we de bɔn de blo ɔlsay na di fil.
  Maria nɔ peshɛnt se:
  - Sɔntɛm na tɛm fɔ atak di ɛnimi?
  Skopin-Shuisky ansa wit kol at se:
  - Nɔ yɛt! We di Pols dɛn rɔn, wi go rɔnata dɛn!
  Juliana bin de gigl ɛn grɔmbul:
  -Den di wet nɔ go lɔng!
  En det gyal bin pul wan kopa koin. I bin tos am ɛn kech am wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Dɔn i swɛt, ɛn i nɔ bin gɛt peshɛnt fɔ wev in sɔd. I bin rili want fɔ rɔsh fɔ go fɛt.
  Skopin-Shuisky, we bin rɛdi fɔ fɛt, bin tek tɛm wach di fɛt tru wan tɛliskɔp. Di Pols pipul dɛn traŋa ɛn dɛn kin trowe mɔ ɛn mɔ rizɔv dɛn na fɛt. Bɔt di faya we di Rɔshian rayfman dɛn de faya tu dense ɛn kɔrɛkt, ɛn ivin di kanɔn ɛn di wan dɛn we de trowe faya kin hit, so no we nɔ de fɔ go nia Walking Town. Ɛn di Pɔlish pipul dɛn kin jɔs ful-ɔp di say dɛn we dɛn kin go na Rɔshian pozishɔn dɛn wit bɔdi dɛn.
  Skopin-Shuisky bin tɔk wit sɛns se:
  - Endurance na di ki fɔ win!
  Ɛn i tek wan big mit na in raytan ɛn tek wan bayt. I go tek lɔng tɛm fɔ kɔt ɛn yu nid fɔ rifresh yusɛf. Wɛl, nyu do go kam na wi wɔl. Ɛn nɔbɔdi nɔ go ɛva fɔgɛt di nem Maykɛl.
  Maria trowe wan ays ɛn kɔt am to bɔku pat dɛn we i de flay wit sab. Di titi bin de shek shek bikɔs i nɔ bin gɛt peshɛnt. I bin want fɔ fɛt so bad. Bɔt insɛf dɔn rili ol naw. Bɔt Rodnɔva witch dɛn nɔ kin ebul fɔ ol fɔ lɔng tɛm.
  Bɔt, i nɔ mata, ilɛksɛf di Rɔshian Gɔd dɛn strɔng, bɔt udat dɔn si di witch we nɔ de day? Na di big Lada nɔmɔ yɔŋ sote go, i dɔn de frɔm di tɛm we di wɔl nɔ bin de, san nɔ bin de, ɛn di wan ol wɔl nɔ bin de. Ɛn di fayn fayn tin dɛn we Lada de mek de shayn, i nɔ pɔsibul fɔ ivin imajin.
  Maria ɛn Yulina krɔs dɛn sɔd ɛn pre fɔ shɔt tɛm.
  Ɛn fɔ dɔn, di ɛnimi dɛn we bin de atak dɛn bin dray. Ɛn di Pol dɛn ɛn dɛn sojaman dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn pe fɔ, we dɛn bin dɔn lɔs bɔku tawzin pipul dɛn we dɛn kil, rɔsh go bak na di get.
  Skopin-Shuisky bin kɔmand se:
  - Naw na di tɛm!
  Ɛn di Rɔshian ami, we bin de ala ɛn ala, bin rɔsh go nia di ɛnimi dɛn. Di kavalyri de kam fɔs, dɔn di infantri...
  Mikhail Vasilyevich bin kɔt insay di Pols, i bin de wev wan big sɔd. Ɛni swing na sɔntin we de kil pɔsin, we de kɔt ɛnitin we de ambɔg am. Skopin-Shuisky gɛt di trɛnk we big, yɔŋ bɔfa gɛt.
  Aw i de krɔs ɔl di Pol dɛn, dis jayant lɔng pas tu mita ɛn i gɛt sholda lɛk wodrɔb.
  Bɔt dɛn tu witch gyal pikin dɛn ya nɔ smɔl. Dɛn smɔl, bɔt dɛn kin fast pasmak, lɛk wayl pusi. Ɛn so Maria, we de kɔt di Polish jentlman in ed, i de his:
  - Dɛn bin krɔs di ɛnimi dɛn lɛk mit grinda!
  Juliana kɔt tu ed pan di mɛsenja dɛn ɛn swɛt:
  - Fɔ Rus' dat nɔ go ɛva nil dɔŋ!
  Ɛn di titi trowe tu grenade dɛn, ɛn chɛr di Pols ɛn di ami we dɛn bin haya.
  Skopin-Shuisky, we bin de kɔt di Pol dɛn we bin de rɔnawe wit wan tu fayn fayn pipul dɛn, bin flay go insay di sɛntral get dɛn na Wɔsaw. Naw, di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi kam insay
  di siti sɛf.
  Faya faya fɛt-fɛt de apin. Chopping, ɛn bɔku blɔd. Ɛn di ɔs dɛn fut dɛn we dɛn dɔn kil kin tramp di paip dɛn ɛn sprɛy krimsin wata.
  Maria kɔt di Polish hetman ɛn his:
  - Yes, bɔku hiro dɛn de na Rus", ɛn na mi na di kul pas ɔl!
  Juliana bin de rɔn di mil, i bin kɔt 4 sojaman dɛn we dɛn bin de pe fɔ wok ɛn i bin de his wit wamat fɔ ansa se:
  - Nɔ! Mi na di kul pas ɔlman!
  Maria bin de muf wit wamat se:
  - Mi na di las lɛta na di alfabɛt!
  Ɛn i go laf pan in tin. Ɛn i trowe wan bɔm we de kil pipul dɛn, ɛn skata ɛnimi fɛtman dɛn. Yɛs, na rial gyal pikin. Nɔbɔdi lɛk dat nɔ go tɔk wan wɔd agens am.
  Skopin-Shuisky chop insɛf ɛn se:
  - Wan, tu, tri... Udat na di ɛnimi fɔ Rus' - day!
  Ɛn in sɔd jɔs big.
  Ɛn i de go dɔŋ insay di stayl we Ilya Muromets bin gɛt. Aw di strit de pas, dɔn wan ali.
  Di Rɔshian ami de fɛt na Wɔsaw. Duke Barbarossa stil de alayv ɛn i de bifo di fɛt.
  Na ya Skopin-Shuisky brok tru to am. Dɛn tu jayant dɛn ya kin kam fes-to-fes.
  Dɛn bin de krɔs sɔd dɛn, ɛn spak dɛn bin de ren tik tik frɔm di kɔntakt.
  Dɛn tu fɛtman dɛn ya big, dɛn ebi, dɛn strɔng, ɛn dɛn kin fast fɔ dɛn wet. Ɛn dɛn ɔl tu sabi du di wok. Dɛn kin fɛt pan ikwal tin dɛn.
  We Skopin-Shuisky ɛn Barbarossa de fɛt, dɛn tu gyal pikin dɛn ya kam bifo. Ɛn dɛn kin kɔt wit mɔ frenzi. Dɛn sab dɛn de shayn wit blɔd. Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn fes kin twist wit wamat. Dɛn rili de mek pɔsin fred. Nɔbɔdi nɔ ebul fɔ falamakata am, ɛn i ful-ɔp wit wamat we vɛks bad bad wan.
  Na ya dɛn de trowe bɔm bak, ɛn dɛn de rol ɔl dɛn ɛnimi dɛn insay wan mɛs we gɛt blɔd. Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ tinap tranga wan we dɛn de prɛs yu we yu de fred.
  Skopin-Shuisky ɛn Barbarossa stil de fɛt. Barbarossa na pɔsin we sabi fɛt. I de tray fɔ pas di big kɔmanda. Bɔt i nɔ de giv-ɔp pan trik. Fayt lɛk jayant we gɛt bled. Bɔt pan ɔl dat, i stil nɔ ebul fɔ huk Jamani pɔsin.
  Maria, we i bin de kɔt di Pɔlish pipul dɛn, aks Juliana se:
  - Sɔntɛm wi kin go ɛp Maykɛl?
  Di wayl animal we gɛt rɛd ia nɔ bin gri se:
  - Dis na dɛn fɛt! Ɛn na ya nɔbɔdi nɔ de giv-ɔp ɔ giv-ɔp!
  Maria bin de gigl ɛn swɛt:
  - Ɛn a nɔ go giv in! Mi na wɔriɔ we de na di ay klas!
  Afta dat di titi ad spid fɔ spin di sɔd dɛn. Pol dɛn kin fɔdɔm ɔnda in blo dɛn, lɛk kɔn dɛn we kɔmɔt na Krismas tik. Na tru se di pɔsin we de fɛt, kɔmɔt na pawa dɛn we ay pas ɔl. As i de kɔt, na smɔl smɔl mit we dɔn rɔtin nɔmɔ de flay.
  Imajin dis wan nɔ go gri to ɛnibɔdi.
  Juliana sɛf nɔ de slo. I de trowe grenade pan insɛf. Mek di Pol dɛn skata, ɛn ala:
  - Di fiuja na wi yon! Yɛs, wi ɔnɔ ɛn glori dɔn nia!
  Ɛn wit in bare il i go hit di Jamani kɔnt in smɔl biad. I bin gɛt sɛns fɔ kɔmɔt de. Ɛn afta dat, i kin slap bak wit tu sɔd dɛn wan tɛm. Dis gyal na di ayest aerobatics, ɛn dans fɔ di dɛbul in day. Dis kayn gyal pikin nɔ go ɛva bi slev. Ɛn ivin if i dɔn nekɛd na di say dɛn we dɛn de kɔt ston, dat min se di wan dɛn we mek am slev go rigrɛt tri tɛm mɔ se dɛn bin put an pan da kayn tifman de.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn, we gɛt zil fɔ skata dɛn rod wit bɔdi dɛn, de waka na Krakow. Dɛn no se di wɔd "stɔp" nɔ de fɔ dɛn!
  Skopin-Shuisky fɛt wit Barbarossa. Di ɛnimi strɔng, bɔt i stil tu ɔvalod wit wɛpɔn. Ɛn di stamina wik pas aw Maykɛl go gɛt. We Skopin-Shuisky si se di ɛnimi de giv ɔp smɔl, i ad agility. I bigin fɔ kɔt vɛks mɔ ɛn mɔ. Tray fɔ dray di ɛnimi in an.
  Barbarossa bigin fɔ vɛks ɛn akt pan big skel. Afta we Mikhail Vasilyevich bin dɔn kech di tɛm, i bin slash di ɛnimi in an.
  Pan ɔl we di stɛl glɔv bin mek di blo sof, Babarosa bin stil drɔp di sɔd. I fɔdɔm na di rod we dɛn kɔba wit bɔdi dɛn ɛn bɔku bɔku blɔd dɛn.
  Di nɛks blo bin nak di ɛlmɛt we gɛt ɔn. Ɛn dɛn bin bit am wit so pawa dat blɔd kɔmɔt na Barbarossa in mɔt ɛn in nos. Dɛn bin win di ɛnimi. I fɔdɔm lɛk sak we gɛt pɔt, we di sayz tan lɛk kɔlɔn.
  Mikhail Vasilievich bin ala se:
  - Tek wan ɔda maylston!
  Ɛn i fɔdɔm bak insay di ɛnimi dɛn. Di sɔd de yuz... Ɛn di Pol dɛn de rɔn go. Dɛn kin rili fred di jayant.
  Maria, afta dɛn dɔn trowe grenade bak, i ala se:
  "Mi na so gyal pikin dat ivin di mun de dak bifo mi!"
  Juliana bin gigl fɔ ansa am ɛn rayt se:
  - Yu fɔ bi modest! Dɔn, sɛns go kam!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn go nia di kiŋ in os. Sigismund de it de. I de fred fɔ go insay di fɛt insɛf - dɛn kin kil am. Pantap dat, if yu dɔn dɛn togɛda wit Vladislav, di tron go fri. Ɛn dɛn chans ya na dɛn kayn chans dɛn de.
  Di Prins se:
  - Sɔntɛm, Papa, wi kin go ɔnda grɔn? I tan lɛk se dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ ol Wɔsaw?
  Sigismund bin tɔk wit sɔri-at se:
  - Nɔbɔdi nɔ nid kiŋ we nɔ gɛt kiŋdɔm!
  Vladislav spre in an dɛn ɛn nɔd wit sɔri at:
  - Wetin ɔda tin a fɔ du?
  Di kiŋ bin de shem fɔ tɔk se:
  - Sɔntɛm wi fɔ day wit rɛspɛkt wit sɔd?
  Vladislav bin shek in ed bad bad wan:
  - Na stupid fɔ day we yu nɔ day, ɛn a yɔŋ! Mek wi kɔmɔt de ɛn kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt!
  Sigismund bin nɔd in ed se:
  - Dɔn lɛ wi grap ɔl di jɔyri ɛn... Dis na wi chans!
  Ɛn dɛn tu bigman dɛn ya bigin fɔ gɛda. Ɛn Maria ɛn Yulina bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi jomp oba di wɔl we de rawnd di kiŋ in os. Dɛn kin rili fast. Ɛn dɛn no wetin fɔ kech fɔs.
  Skopin-Shuisky ɛn in ami bin kɔntinyu fɔ krɔs di Pols wit pawa we nɔ bin de stɔp.
  Dɛn wan dɛn de, we nɔ bin gɛt trɛnk ɛn maynd, bin mɛlt lɛk snoman na di sɔmma Sahara. Di we aw pipul dɛn de agens di Polish ɛn di sojaman dɛn we dɛn de pe fɔ, de wik mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Meanwhile, di terminator gyal dem ron insaid di chambers of King Sigismund.
  Jɔs di prins, togɛda wit di kiŋ we nɔ tek tɛm, bin de kam slip na di sikrit domɔt, ɛn dɛn bin de kɛr wan bag we dɛn ɔl gɛt valyu jɔyri.
  Maria ɛn Juliana, we bin de kɔt di savant dɛn ɛn di gad dɛn, bin kam jɔs insay di rayt tɛm. Insay tu-tri sɛkɔn, dɛn kɔt di kiŋ in bɔdi gad dɛn, ɛn yuz dɛn tɛknik dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn praktis fayn fayn wan. Dɔn dɛn ala se:
  - Dɛn nɔ de day fɔ Rus", dɛn win!
  Sigismund bin ala se:
  - Tek mi ɔl di trɔs!
  Vladislav bin ol di sɔd, bɔt Juliana bin knock am aut wit wan kik ɛn his:
  - Wel, yu don finish!
  Maria bin wink in padi ɛn aks am se:
  - Wetin fɔ du wit dɛn?
  Juliana bin tɔk klia wan se:
  - Hack am to death on di spot! Wi nɔ nid di Kiŋ na Polan ɛn di Prins igen!
  Maria bin nɔd in ed se:
  - Dis na di ɛnd fɔ yu... Yu kin pre, pan ɔl we i nɔ go ɛp yu!
  Juliana bin sho in tit wit wamat ɛn wev in sɔd dɛn:
  - Du! Lɛ wi dɔn dis prɔblɛm wans ɛn fɔ ɔltɛm!
  Sigismund bin fɔdɔm na in ni:
  - Dont kil! A go gi rayt kɔnsɛnt fɔ lɛf di krawn!
  Maria shek in ed bad bad wan:
  - Dat yu renunciation, se wi go kot yu, na di esens of wan tin. Pantap dat, fɔ dɔn yu na tin we izi ɛn i kin izi fɔ du.
  Prins Vladislav bin gi advays se:
  - Wi redi fɔ bi Rɔshian sɔbjɛkt...
  Juliana shek in ed bad bad wan:
  - Wetin mek wi nid fɔ wam snek na wi chɛst ɛn brid tresin!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de wink pan dɛnsɛf. Ɛn afta dat, dɛn bin de wev dɛn sɔd dɛn ɛn jomp. Tu ed - di prins ɛn di kiŋ - bin rol na di mabul flo. Blɔd bin lɔk frɔm di at dɛn. Ɔltin bin kam fɔ bi mɔ ɛnjɔymɛnt fɔ di gyal pikin dɛn. Ɛn dɛn bin de siŋ se:
  - Rɔshian dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ win pan fɛt, .
  Di brayt nayt nɔ go gri fɔ shem!
  Wi strɔng, strɔng we wi gɛt wanwɔd
  Wan blow go fala wan blo!
  Afta dat di gyal pikin dɛn bigin fɔ kɔt di Pols dɛn na di pales. Wetin mek fɔ tinap pan sɛrimɔni? Hit yusɛf ɛn smash yusɛf. Klin yusɛf. Ɛn di sab dɛn kin tɔsti fɔ blɔd.
  Dis tɛm ya, Sɔtnikɔv ɛn in ami tɔn to di nɔt. Bɔku siti dɛn bin fɔdɔm ɛn dɛn nɔ bin de agens dɛn bɛtɛ. Smɔl smɔl di pipul dɛn na Poland bin kam fɔ no se dɛn go gɛt fɔ no di nyu gɔvmɛnt.
  Alɛksi bin aks Alɛnka se:
  - Yu tink se Rus in dɔn bɔn bak!
  Di terminator witch ansa wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - Plɛnti! Ɛn wi strɔng pas ɛni ɔda tɛm!
  Alɛksi shek in sɔd oba in ed:
  - Wi go de insay wan big fiuja...
  Alenka ansa wit wan grin se:
  - Wi nɔ dɔn du ɔltin yet! Wi stil gɛt bɔku tin bifo wi! In di meantime...
  Alɛksi bin bigin fɔ tek tɛm:
  - Wetin fɔ naw?
  Di witch, we de sho in tit, pɔynt bifo am to wan sta we de fa ɛn se:
  "Na de wan spɛshal mitin de wet fɔ wi." Na de wi gɛt wan fɛt bifo we go disayd udat na di wik ɛn udat na di hiro!
  Prins Alɛksi nɔd fɔ gri se:
  - Wel, a"m kwik redi fo dis!
  Ɛn di witch, togɛda wit di prins, spur dɛn ɔs dɛn, ɛn brok away frɔm di men ami.
  
  
  IF MAYKƐL GO DE INSTƐD NA NIKƆLAS DI SƐKƆN
  Tsarevich Nicholas insay 1891 pan Epril 29, bin bi di pɔsin we dɛn bin tray fɔ kil na Jepan. Pantap dat, dis tɛm dɛn bin kɔt in ed. Wan big bad bad tin fɔ di kiŋ famili, bɔt... Di kɔs fɔ istri dɔn chenj. Ɛn i dɔn chenj bad bad wan. Na Ɔktoba 20, 1994, Maykɛl Romanov bin bi di nyu Tsa fɔ Ɔl Rus". I nɔ bin ol siksti ia yet da tɛm de. Bɔt in big brɔda bin so sik dat i bin lɛf fɔ bi di kiŋ bifo tɛm.
  So Maykɛl Alɛgzandrɔvich di Sɛkɔn bin bi di nyu kiŋ fɔ Rɔshia.
  Wel... Wan nyu tsar, difrɛn fate fɔ Rɔshia.
  Fɔs, Maykɛl kɔntinyu fɔ du di kɔs we Alɛgzanda di Tɔd bin bigin fɔ mek i go na Chaena. Fɔs, na smɔl tin dɛn bin de we nɔ gri wit di rial stori. Rɔshia bin tek kɔntrol pan Manchuria, we de na di nɔt pat na Koria, i bin lis di peninsula ɛn bil Pɔt Ata insay di shɔt tɛm we i pɔsibul. Ɛn afta dat, di wɔ wit Jepan bigin. Na tru se dis nɔ bin ebul fɔ avɔyd. Ɛn di yɔŋ kiŋ bin want fɔ fɛt wɔ. I bin rili want fɔ rep di Japan pipul dɛn fɔ in big brɔda we nem Nikolai we dɛn bin kil. Pan ɔl we na dis mek Maykɛl Romano bi kiŋ. Bɔt di wok we pɔsin fɔ du fɔ blɔd pas ɔl!
  Ɛn Maykɛl Romanov bin de rɛdi fɔ fɛt wɔ. Ɛn i bin ivin gi di ɔda lɔ fɔ mek di Rɔshian Pasifik Flit rɛdi fɔ fɛt. Dis bin mek di atak we di Jepan dɛn bin atak nɔ bin rili bad lɛk aw i bin de insay rial istri. I bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ di big big ship dɛn nɔ pwɛl. Bɔt bɔku bɔku bot dɛn we bin de pwɛl di Land fɔ di San we De Rayt bin sink.
  Dɔn di wɔ bin fala wan tin we bin fayn fɔ Rɔshia.
  Admiral Makarov bin kam, i mek di skwadron wok, ɛn i bin bit di Japan pipul dɛn bɔku bɔku wan.
  I bin rili fayn we di samurai dɛn rɔn go mit wan Rɔshian mayn dɛn we dɛn bin de atak ɛn fɔdɔm na trap. I pas af pan di Japan bot dɛn we bin pwɛl insay di nevl fɛt.
  Dɛn bin kɔmpia Makarov to Ushakov. Jepan nɔ bin ebul fɔ kɔntrol di si.
  Bɔt di Japan sojaman dɛn bin land na Sawt Koria. Bɔt we dɛn rich na Pɔt Ata, Rɔshia bin dɔn ebul fɔ briŋ bɔku sojaman dɛn. Wan fɛt bin apin, ɛn na Tsar Mikhail Romanov insɛf bin de bifo. Ɛn wetin mek i wɔs pas Pita di Gret?
  Ɛn dɛn bin win di samurai dɛn. Di Rɔshian ami, we bin de rɔnata dɛn, bin fri di wan ol eria na Koria. Dɔn, Rɔshian ship dɛn bin tek di Kuril rij.
  Ɛn bak Taywan...
  Jepan bin trangayes nɔ gri fɔ dɔn di wɔ. Ɛn Tsar Mikhail Romanov bin tɛl dɛn fɔ transfa di wɔ to di say we dɛn kɔl di Land of the Rising Sun. Di skwadron bin jɔs kam frɔm di Baltik Si ɛn i bin pɔsibul fɔ land big big sojaman dɛn.
  Ɛn naw di kiŋ in ami dɔn land na Jepan teritɔri ɛn dɛn de go na Tɔkyo.
  Pan di men fɔs dɛn, wi nɔ gɛt wan dawt fɔ se dis na wan batalyɔn we gɛt gyal pikin dɛn. Di wɔri pipul dɛn, lɛk aw dɛn bin de tink, dɛn kin fɛt af-af nekɛd ɛn nɔ gɛt fut. Girls we wear onli panti. Bɔt i rili fayn!
  Na ya di wɔriman Viktɔria trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Trowe samurai na ɔl di say dɛn ɛn ala se:
  - Na heroin dɛn de na Rɔshia!
  Vɛronika kin lans wan wɛpɔn bak we de kil pɔsin wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Skata di wan dɛn we de agens am ɛn i de swɛt:
  - Na di nem fɔ tsarism!
  Juliana tɔk wit kɔs se:
  - Insay di nem fɔ Tsar Maykɛl!
  Ɛn bak wit in bare fut i go pik ɛn trowe grenade! Dis na di gyal pikin dɛn. Ɛn dɛn de go agens di samurai...
  Ɛn na ya Ana sɛf nɔ wɛr fut, i de trowe grenade. Ɛn so i kɔrɛkt we de mek pɔsin yɛri. I de trowe ɔl di ɛnimi dɛn na difrɛn say dɛn. Wɛl, gyal yusɛf.
  Ɛn lɛk aw i se:
  - Mi na wan supa wɔriɔ!
  Ɛn afta dat, di Olimpik gem dɛn, lɛk fut we nɔ gɛt natin, go pik wan ol bɔks we gɛt tin dɛn we de bɔn ɛn trowe am. Ɛn wan bɔm we de bɔn we de mek pɔsin yɛri.
  Ɛn afta dat, Viktɔria bak. I kin shot frɔm mashin gɔn, kɔt samurai dɛn dɔŋ, ɛn trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn di wan ol batalyɔn we gɛt gyal pikin dɛn we wɛr panti nɔmɔ de go pan di atak. Ɛn i de shek in tit wit skarlet nipples. Ɛn i de faya wit wamat pan insɛf. Yɛs, dat na rili kɔrɛkt tin. Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ giv ɔp ivin fayv Rɔshian land to dɛn kayn gyal pikin dɛn de.
  Vɛronika trowe ɔda prɛzɛnt fɔ day wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i kin bit di Japan pipul dɛn we nɔ gɛt ɛni prɔblɛm.
  Dɔn Juliana bin vɛks bad bad wan. Ɛn i kin krɔs samurai ɛn trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. En di gyal na super en jos hyper.
  Ɛn i de ala to insɛf se:
  - Mi na kɔntes pan mi yon maynd!
  Dɔn Ana shot insɛf. Ɛn i kin trowe grenade bak pan di samurai wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i kin du am kɔrɛkt wan pasmak.
  Ɛn to di lɛvɛl fɔ Robin Hood - fɔ shɔ...
  Ɛn i de ala to insɛf se:
  - Mi na supa!
  Neks na di fayn ɛn dazlin Olimpik - di heroic gyal. As i trowe wan bɔnch grenade so, i go nak di Japan pipul dɛn ed!
  Fɔ tɔk smɔl, di batalyɔn we gɛt gyal pikin dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, we nɔ gɛt natin, bin gɛt fayn tɛm. Hit di samurai pan di ɔn dɛn. En ai giv it tu mi sef so hard...
  Aw gyal pikin dɛn kin fɛt na si? I bɛtɛ lɛ wi nɔ tɔk agens dɛn!
  Ɛn afta dat, di lijen 4 witch dɛn we gɛt yɔŋ pipul dɛn we go de sote go kam.
  Natasha bin gi wan tɔn. I trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin de chip wit tit we nɔ gɛt natin:
  - Wi go krɔs yu Japan!
  Dɔn Zoya trowe wan grenade wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Aw di samurai go wɔp ɛn ala:
  - Wi go win!
  Ɛn afta dɛn, Ɔgɔstin go lans wan lɛmon bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I go kil di Japan pipul dɛn ɛn swɛt:
  - Wi na wɔriɔ dɛn fɔ layt!
  Ɛn afta dat, Svetlana. Di gift fɔ day kin lans bak wit fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i de skata ɛnimi dɛn frɔm ɔlsay. Ɛn i de his to insɛf wit tit we nɔ gɛt natin:
  - Mi na di terminator fɔ pis ɛn wɔ!
  Wɛl, aw yu go ebul fɔ tinap agens dɛn kayn gyal pikin dɛn de? Na ya ɛni ami go rili nɔ gɛt pawa!
  Fɔ tɔk smɔl, Rɔshia we Tsa Maykɛl di Sɛkɔn bin de ɔnda bin win Jepan. Ɛn di Rɔshian empara bin bi bak di Mikado na Jepan.
  Wɛl, di ɛmpaya bin bɔku. Di kiŋ bin bi bak di Bogdykhan na Zheltorossiya, di kiŋ na Koria, ɛn di khan na Mɔngolia.
  Rɔshia bin mek in eria dɛn bɔku ɛn i bin mek pipul dɛn bɔku. Ivin fɔ mek dɛn go ebul fɔ tek di ɔda kɔntri dɛn kwik kwik wan, Tsa Mikhail bin alaw di Rɔshian dɛn fɔ tek 4 ɔda uman dɛn we kɔmɔt na ɔda kɔntri. Dis na wan kayn sivil mared.
  Di Ɔtodɔks Chɔch, bikɔs di empara bin de mɔna dɛn, dɛn bin mek dis tin we dɛn bin de du bi lɔ. Na de, di nɔmba fɔ pikin dɛn we dɛn kin bɔn na Rɔshia dɔn bɔku mɔ ɛn mɔ. Ɛn Rɔshia bin kam nia di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ, i bin gɛt pas tri ɔndrɛd milyɔn pipul dɛn, ɛn tri milyɔn sojaman dɛn na stet dɛn we pis bin de. Di tsarist ami bin gɛt wan tawzin rejimɛnt dɛn. Jamani gɛt fayv tɛm smɔl sojaman ɛn ɔfisa dɛn we pis de. Bɔt wi stil gɛt fɔ fɛt na di Wɛst.
  Ɛn Ɔstria-Ɔŋgaria na wik padi. Bɔku pan in sojaman dɛn, mɔ di Slav dɛn, nɔ want fɔ fɛt. Na tru se Rɔshia gɛt bɛnifit. Plɛs, i gɛt layt tank ɛn ebi ebi bɔm dɛn bak: "Ilya Muromets", "Svyatogor". Rɔshian kanɔn ɛn mashin gɔn dɛn gɛt mɔ.
  Di Tsar in ami dɔn rili rɛdi fɔ fɛt. Di nevi bin de gro, ɛn we yu tink bɔt di nɔmba fɔ di ship dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ fɛt wɔ na bin di fɔs wan na di wɔl, ɛn we yu luk ɔl di ship dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ fɛt, i bin jɔs smɔl smɔl pas Briten ɛn i bin bɛtɛ pas Jamani. Di Tsarist Empire bin strɔng pan ikɔnomi pas di rial istri, bikɔs i bin gɛt mɔ eria ɛn i nɔ bin de mek i wik bikɔs ɔf rivɔlɔshɔn.
  So, di fɔs tank dɛn we ebi ɛn pawaful we Mɛndeliv in pikin bin mek, bin ivin ebul fɔ apia.
  In shot, di wɔ bin brok... Ɛn di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin tek di initiativ frɔm di biginin. Ɛn di Jamani pipul dɛn bin stil op fɔ tek Paris. Bɔt di tsarist ami bin win di Jamani dɛn na di ist pat na Prɔshia, ɛn dɛn bin ivin ebul fɔ tek Kɔnigsbɛg wantɛm wantɛm. Ɛn afta dat, i bin tek Galisia, we na di Przemysl fɔt, Krakow, ɛn i bin go bifo pas na Ɔstria-Ɔŋgaria. Ɛn di Ɔstria sojaman dɛn bin sɔrɛnda we dɛn nɔ bin fɛt insay wan ol divishɔn.
  Ɛn di Rɔshian dɛn bin de krɔs di Jamani dɛn wan afta di ɔda wan.
  Ɛn na ya bak, gyal pikin dɛn kin fɛt. Ɛn nɔto jɔs wan batalyɔn we gɛt fɛtman dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we wɛr panti, bɔt na 4 pipul dɛn we gɛt wich.
  Natasha rɔn go bifo ɛn trowe wan grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we fayn, ɛn i se:
  - Mek wi strangle di Wehrmacht in di bud!
  Zoya de du di sem tin. I trowe wan kilman we de de wit in leg we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn se wit wan grin we de it bif:
  - Na dis to di fiuja Hitler!
  Ɛn di Ɔgɔstin we gɛt faya, we insɛf gɛt in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, bin lans di pwɛl pwɛl.
  En she cooed:
  - Fascism nɔ go pas!
  Ɛn afta dat, Svetlana rɔsh fɔ go fɛt. Ɛn bak wit in bare fut i go lans sɔntin we de kil. Ɛn i de chirp:
  - Fɔ di nyu Rɔshian ɔda!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn de krɔs di Jamani dɛn ɛn dɛn nɔ go stɔp. I de klia mɔ wetin Jamani bi if i tek pawa oba di wɔl.
  Natasha insɛf bin si di bad bad tin dɛn we di Nazi dɛn bin de du pan in yon skin. I bin mek shɔ se i alaw di Nazi dɛn fɔ kech am fɔ tɛst in maynd.
  Fɔs di Krauts bin pul am nekɛd. Dɔn dɛn bigin fɔ bit mi wit wip. Natasha in skin strɔng, strɔng ɛn i nɔ de bɔs ɔnda blo. Dɔn di Nazi dɛn chenj to di layt, we bin de mek dɛn fil pen pasmak. Dɛn put faya pan di skarlet nipples wit blowtorch. Bɔt dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ pul wan kray ɔ wan kray frɔm Natasha.
  Afta dat, dɛn kɛr am go na di kol nekɛd.
  Di nekɛd titi waka insay wan big big briz ɛn kol bad bad wan. Di Jamani dɛnsɛf bin de friz ɛn dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ bia fɔ lɔng tɛm. Wetin frɔst min fɔ Natasha? Na witch i de du! Ɛn i nɔ de mek i fil bad da we de!
  Di titi bin de waka rawnd, ivin wit fayn fayn fut we nɔ gɛt natin na di ays krɔst. Ɛn di bɔdi we dɔn bɔn, di briz kin blo fayn fayn wan.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn kɛr am go bak na di hut. Dɔn dɛn kɛr mi go na do bak. Ɛn na so i bi ɔl nɛt. Natasha nɔ bin ivin sniz. Dɔn di Jamani dɛn bin de wam wayt wayt stɛl dɛn na di faya ples ɛn put dɛn pan di titi in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we rɔf. Di tin dɛn we pɔsin kin fil kin shap, ɛn Natasha bin ivin kray wit gladi at.
  We di tɛm rich, di Jamani pipul dɛn disayd fɔ ɛng am.
  Dɛn wɛr wan shit we dɔn rɔtin ɛn kɛr mi go na di sno fɔ go na di tik we dɛn tik. Dis nɔ go bi natin, bɔt dɛn bin kɛr di payɔnia go wit am. Di bɔbɔ bin kɔba wit abrashɔn, brus ɛn bɔn. Dɛn bin de mek i sɔfa bak ɛn mek dɛn kil am we i wɛr in ɔndapant nɔmɔ. Bɔt di bɔbɔ bin ol in yon. A bit mi lip fɔ mek a nɔ de kray. A bin de tray nɔ fɔ de shek shek tumɔs. Ɛn pan ɔl we i nɔ bin izi fɔ am fɔ stɛp in fut, we faya dɔn bɔn am, sɔm we di payɔnia insɛf bin rich na di tik.
  Dɛn trowe wan nɔs rawnd in nɛk. Ɛn Natasha chɛr in klos ɛn bigin fɔ bit am nekɛd wit barb waya bifo ɔlman.
  Di titi disayd se i dɔn it inof! Ɛn aw i go nak di fasist na in nos wit in bare il. Brok in skel.
  I rɔn go nia wan ɔda Nazi ɛn tek di mashin gɔn. Ɛn aw di tɔn go kam.
  Ɛn di pipul dɛnsɛf go atak di fasist ɛn polisman dɛn. Mek wi chop dem op en bit dem.
  Ɛn di payɔnia bin pik di Jamani mashin gɔn ɛn nak di Kraut famili. Wɛl, dɛn bin gi am to di Nazi dɛn.
  Dem kil evribodi and go join di patizans... Na di kain korekt we di pipul get. Ɛn afta dat, Natasha was di bɔbɔ wit wan mɛrɛsin, ɛn ɔl di kɔt, kɔt, brus, ɛn bɔn nɔ de igen.
  Naw Natasha ɛn in tim de fɛt, fɔs wit di Japan pipul dɛn, dɔn wit di Jamani dɛn fɔ Oli Rus". So dat dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ bɔn di Nazi dɛn bak. So dat di Wehrmacht ami dɛn nɔ go ɛva tinap nia Mɔsko. Nɔ tɔn bak ɛn nɔ giv ɔp!
  Na ya di titi bak trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn swɛt:
  - Nɔ, wi nɔ go ɛva giv in!
  Zoya trowe di gift bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn ala se:
  - Ɛn ɔnda ɛni sikɔstɛms, sɔri-at nɔ go de fɔ di ɛnimi!
  Ɛn Ɔgɔstin kin trowe wɛpɔn dɛn bak fɔ kil pɔsin. Ɛn bak wit fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. I de trowe di wan dɛn we de agens am rawnd ɛn i de swɛt:
  - Glori to di wayt Aryan gyal dɛm!
  Svetlana trowe di kilman we bin de de bak, insɛf wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn chirp:
  - Ɛn fiuja glori to jɛnɛreshɔn dɛn!
  Dɔn i sho in tɔŋ!
  Di wɔri pipul dɛn kin biev bad bad wan. Ɛn dɛn krɔs di Jamani dɛn... Rɔshian sojaman dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi kam nia Budapest ɛn di Ɔda... Di Ɔtoman Ɛmpaya de rili go insay di wɔ. Dis na di wangren siriɔs tin fɔ di ɛnimi.
  Bɔt Itali deklare wɔ agens Ɔstria-Ɔŋgaria. Ɛn dɛn kin bit di Jamani pipul dɛn nia Paris.
  Wetin wi go se bɔt di Turks? Dis na rili siriɔs ɛnimi! Pan ɔl we di ami wik pas di Jamani wan.
  Ilya Muromets bɔm dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi flay agens di Turks. Mashin dɛn we rili pawaful. Ɛni wan pan dɛn gɛt et mashin gɔn dɛn ɛn dɛn kin kɛr tu tan bɔm dɛn. We na rili decent fɔ wan fɔtin ia ol pikin.
  Ɛn so di kru we Anastasia bin de kɔmand, drɔp bɔm dɛn pan di Turks. Ɛn dɛn kin flay ɔp ɔp. Ɛn dɛn kin kɔt dɛn smɔl smɔl.
  Anastasia, we de grin lɛk we i de it bif, se:
  - Wi na heroic gyal pikin dɛm!
  Alenka, we na in ɛstɛt, gri, i faya mashin gɔn pan di Turks:
  - Wi na di big gyal pikin dɛm fɔ Ilya Muromets!
  En mows daun di Ottomans...
  Maria de pres di triga wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I de kil di Turks, ɛn bak we i de sho in tit, i de his:
  - Wi skwad go mow evritin dong in a row!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn we de na di kru fɔ di Ilya Muromets, dɛn fayn. Ɛn aw dɛn de thresh di Ottoman dɛn. Dɛn wan dɛn de kin gɛt wan nikɛl spɛshal wan. Ɛn di bɔdi dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi bi mawnten dɛn.
  Anastasia de stomp in bare, chiseled fut dɛn bak ɛn i de twit:
  - Wan briliant kɔntrakt! Wi go hit wi ɛnimi dɛn te dɛn panch!
  Maria bin gri wantɛm wantɛm, ɛn i bin de pres di trig dɛn wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin:
  - Rayt pan tɛm ɛn witout sɛrimɔni. Wi fɔ, wi fɔ win!
  Di fayn gyal we nem Laurent de aim wan mashin gɔn bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I rayt pan di Turks dɛn ɛn se:
  - Te di las sojaman na extermination go de!
  Girls, dis na wɔndaful tin. Ɛspɛshali we yu nɔ gɛt fut ɛn wɛr tin panti nɔmɔ.
  Ɛn dɛn de skrab bɔt di Turks... Ɛn frɔm de di Luna-2 tank de muf... I de faya di Ɔtoman dɛn wit tu mashin gɔn. I go dɔnawe wit dɛn.
  En tri gyal pikin dem in dis tank. Tu biɛn mashin gɔn, wan biɛn di wil. Very nais gyal pikin dem tu.
  Marusya de pres di pedal wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i de mek di gas bɔku. I de ala wit zil se:
  - Glori to di Rɔshian hiro dɛn!
  Ɛn Oksana, we bin de faya frɔm mashin gɔn, shek in bɔdi we nɔ gɛt natin, wit skarlet nipples, ɛn ala.
  - Mi na warrior we de brok di skulls of ol boors out of spite!
  Ɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin i de pres di trig. Ɛn i go kɔt di Ɔtoman dɛn dɔŋ insay wan ol layn. Ɔdastandin gyal pikin.
  Ɛn Valɛntina aks in patna, we i rayt frɔm mashin gɔn se:
  - Yu nɔ de fil sɔri fɔ di Turks?
  Oksana bin laf fɔ ansa am ɛn i bin ansa wit ɔl in at se:
  - A jɔs de fil sɔri fɔ mi yon Rɔshian pipul dɛn!
  Valentina bin gigl ɛn sho in fist:
  - Mi na gyal we nɔ de giv-ɔp to di tɛmteshɔn fɔ bad!
  Ɛn bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin i go pres di triga. Ɛn go briŋ di Ɔtoman dɛn dɔŋ.
  Na tru se di gyal pikin dɛn gud. I nɔ kin bɛtɛ pas dɛn. Dɛn fayn ɛn dɛn kin smɛl fayn.
  Valentina bin twit se:
  - Insay sno we go de sote go ɛn ren we go de sote go, lɛ di san shayn!
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn go laf...
  Bɔt di artileri sɛf de wok. Dɛn de thrash di Turks... Di Ottomans de rɔnawe. Dis na wetin i min fɔ atak Rɔshia.
  So Svyatogor bɔm... Ɛn na dis plen, fayn fayn, barefut gyal pikin dɛn bin de.
  Dem hit di Ottomans hard... Wan bomb fol en plenti Ottomans dem kil. Dis na sɔntin we gɛt fɔ du wit sɔntin. Ɛn aw bɔku Turks pipul dɛn bin day.
  Ɛn na wan ɔda nyu prɔdak ya. Lebedko tank we gɛt wil. Nɔto motoka we dɛn dɔn protɛkt fayn fayn wan. Bɔt i fast, ɛn i de nak wit kanɔn we de faya kwik kwik wan.
  Ɛn di Turk de put prɛshɔn pan insɛf...
  Ɛn na di Nikolai fɛtman ya. Di gyal we nem Anjɛlika bin bit di Turks wit mashin gɔn. Ɛn tu mashin gɔn, yu go gri, dis na rili big fɔs. Ɛn i de pwɛl in ɛnimi dɛn. I tan lɛk se dɛn nɔ bin rili ebul fɔ pul di trɛtin. Fɔ tɔk mɔ, aw di Turks dɛn go adap? A fɔ wɛr vest we nɔ de mek bulɛt? Bɔt dis go sev yu frɔm di bad bad Rɔshian uman?
  Anjɛlika tɔk wit provok se:
  "Mi na wɔriɔ we ivin if i nak mi, i kin bi so dat dɛn kin trowe di smɔl smɔl pat dɛn na difrɛn say dɛn, ɛn di ɛnimi kin trowe in fut!"
  Ɛn aw di wɔman go laf! Ɛn aw di tɔŋ go sho!
  Naw di gyal pikin dɛn we de na di uman dɛn batalyɔn de bifo di prizina dɛn. Dɛn kin put dɛn na dɛn ni ɛn fos dɛn fɔ kis uman dɛn leg we dɛn kɔt kɔt. Dɛn de luk dɛn wit fred, kray na dɛn bɛlɛ, ɛn nak dɛn il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn smɔl fut dɛn bin gɛt dɔti smɔl. Ɛn fɔ bit dɛn nɔ kin rili fayn igen. Sand ɛn dɔti kin stil de na di lip dɛn. Bɔt na di ɔda say, i so ɛrotiks ɛn sɛxy.
  Di Turks dɛn de kray to dɛnsɛf. Ɛn dɛn kin kis di gyal pikin dɛn il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn dɛn kin de mɔna dɛnsɛf se:
  - Glori to Gret Rɔshia ɛn di big Tsar Mikhail!
  Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin tek Budapest ɛn dɛn bin rili win di pipul dɛn na Ɔstria ɛn Ɔŋgaria. Dɛn sojaman dɛn bin de muf ɛn nɔ stɔp. Insay di sɛnt na di Ɔda, di Jamani dɛn bin tray fɔ bil at le sɔm kayn difens. Bɔt di fɔs pat bin de brok. Ɛn di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin gɛda, pan ɔl we dɛn bin muf, fɔ tek Bɛlin fɔ muf.
  Di Kiŋ Wilhelm we bin de na Jamani we bin de fred, bin rɔsh fɔ gi pis to Tsa Mikhail Romanov.
  Di Emparɔ na Rɔshia bin ansa se:
  - A go negoshiet onli fo di unconditional surrender of Germany.
  Ɛn piɔriɔd!
  Di Jamani dɛn nɔ gri... Dɔn di tsarist ami bigin fɔ atak Bɛlin.
  Wan batalyɔn we gɛt gyal pikin dɛn we nɔ nekɛd af-af de rɔn fɔ atak. Di ays krɔst de brok ɔnda di gyal pikin dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Bɔt di gyal pikin dɛn stil dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ mek dɛn nekɛd, dɛn jɔs wɛr panti. Ɛn na dat mek dɛn kin luk rili fayn. Ɛn rili, rili kɔl!
  Warriors, ɔl di jus ɛn trɛnk we una kin it. So wɔndaful ɛn fayn fayn wan.
  Ɛn wit dɛn 4 wichman dɛn de.
  Fɔs, Viktɔria bin faya wan bɔs ɛn trowe wan grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I bin skata di Jamani pipul dɛn.
  Dɔn Vɛronika bin kik di Kraut dɛn. Ɛn i bin lans di gift bak wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn i bin de chirp:
  - Mi na barefut drim ɛn biuti!
  Neks, Ana tek ɛn lans wan grenade we de kil wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I skata di Kaiser in sojaman dɛn ɔlsay ɛn i bin de chirp:
  - Fɔ di glori fɔ Tsarist Rɔshia!
  Ɛn afta am, Yuliana go kray. Ɛn bak wit fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn wit big ɛfɛkt. Ɛn i kin twit bak se:
  - Insay di nem fɔ Tsar Maykɛl!
  Ɛn afta dat, di Olimpik gem dɛn go trowe wan ol barɛl we gɛt bɔm dɛn wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i go ala to insɛf wit frenzi wamat:
  - Wi tan lɛk krawn na wi an!
  Ɛn i go tek am bak ɛn sho in tit!
  En di gyal rili, wel, so kul, laik Terminator wit boobs.
  Ɛn afta dat, Natasha go tek am ɛn lans grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i go bit in ɛnimi dɛn. Ɛn dɛn go kɔt di fasist dɛn, dat na di Kaiser in sojaman dɛn.
  Ɛn i go ala lawd wan:
  - Insay vaylɛnt ɛkstazi!
  Ɛn afta dat, Zoya go shot. Aw i go mow dɔŋ di Jamani dɛn... Ɛn i go flat ɛn krɔs di mas. Dɔn i go ala se:
  - Glori to mi big Mamaland!
  Ɛn trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin!
  Ɛn afta dat, Ɔgɔstin bin go insay di fɛt. Ɛn i kin trowe sɔntin bak we kin kil pɔsin wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i go krɔs di Jamani dɛn.
  Ɛn i go se:
  - Mi na gyal we pas ɛni ɔda tin we de ambɔg am!
  Ɛn i go sho in tɔŋ.
  Di titi na, fɔ tru, wan sta.
  Ɛn aw Svetlana kin ple? I go shot bak, ɛn hit, ɛn trowe bulɛt we bɔs. Ɛn i de krɔs di Jamani pipul dɛn lɛk slej hama.
  Afta dat i de chirp:
  - Mi na so wan drim! Sheer biutiful tin!
  Ɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, i go trowe pawa we go kil am bak.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn de fɛt fɔ dɛnsɛf. Dɛn kin brok di wan dɛn we de agens dɛn. Ɛn dɛn kin knock bɔku bɔdi dɛn.
  Fɔ ɛgzampul, Ɔgɔstin bin mek in mak insay in tɛm. I dɔn de fɛt di Jamani dɛn na di wɔ fɔ fayvtin ia naw. Bɔt lɛ wi tɔk tru, dis na bad bad tin. Na di ɔtom 1955 dɔn, i de kol mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Augustine wit Komsomol mɛmba dɛn. Di wan dɛn we stil rili yɔŋ. Dɛn kin kol we dɛn nɔ gɛt fut ɛn dɛn kin wɛr shɔt skit. Ɛn di Jamani pipul dɛnsɛf bin rili taya. Pan ɔl we dɛn de kɔntrol Afrika ɛn di Midul Is.
  Ivin sɔm kayn we i sɔri. Di wɔ dɔn de fɔ fayvtin ia. Mɔsko nɔ izi fɔ du. No wanwɔd nɔ de trade afta Stalin day. Di Suprim Kɔmanda-in-Chif Mashal Vasilevski. Chairmɛn fɔ di Stet Difɛns Kɔmiti Molotov. Chairmɛn fɔ di Kaɔnsil fɔ Pipul Kɔmishɔn Malenkov, Fɔs Sɛktri fɔ di Sɛntral Kɔmiti Nikita Khrushchev. Ɛn di Minista fɔ Difɛns Zhukov! Yɛs, sɔntin de we pɔsin kin fred bɔt!
  Bɔt Sɔviɛt Rɔshia stil de ol am. Di Soviet yunit dɛn bin tɔn bak pas di Dɔn ɛn dɛn bin mek wan strɔng difens.
  Bɔt naw di op fɔ win di wɔ dɔn stɔp. Plus, Türkiye de pres frɔm di sawt. Ɛn di Amɛrika pipul dɛn de wet te Rɔshia ɛn Jamani pwɛl dɛnsɛf!
  Ɔgɔstin kin ple kad wit di gyal pikin dɛn ɛn tink lawd wan se:
  - Ilɛk wetin pɔsin se, dis kayn wɔ na big bad bad tin fɔ Rɔshia!
  Komsomol memba Anyuta notis wit wan sigh:
  - Wi fɛt wit ɔl wi trɛnk... Bɔt i sɔri fɔ no se wi nɔ ebul fɔ tɔn di tayd fɔ di wɔ!
  Ɔgɔstin bin tɔk se:
  -Ol di Jaman en Arab pipul na blak. Tumɔs mɔtalman risɔs. Wi nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ trɛnk fɔ fɛt dɛn!
  Wan mɛmba na Komsomol we nem Irina bin tɔk se:
  - Wetin if yu, yu lejenari fo, fain som kain majik!
  Ɔgɔstin bin ansa ɔnɛs wan se:
  - Majik, usay i de wok! Ɛn usay i nɔ de wok... Hitler sɛf gɛt majik! Ɛn nɔto wik!
  Irina bin ansa am tranga wan se:
  - Majik na fɔ ful ɛn fɔ ful!
  Ɔgɔstin bin laf ɛn ansa se:
  - Yu wan mek a waka bifo di Jaman posishun dem wit onli mai andawea and no single bullet go hit mi?
  Anyuta bin de gigl ɛn se:
  - Mek i tray!
  Ɔgɔstin bin af-af nekɛd ɛn i rɔn go mit di Jamani dɛn.
  Dɛn bin opin faya pan am. Bɔt di dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia bin jɔs laf fɔ ansa am. I bin de rɔn bifo di Nazi trench dɛn, ɛn in ia we tan lɛk kɔpa rɛd bin de flay lɛk proletariat ban.
  Bɔt no we nɔ bin de fɔ go insay di wɔman. Ɔltin bin de pas ɛn pas. Di bulɛt dɛn nɔ bin nak am ɛn smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl.
  Ɛn Ɔgɔstin bin de rɔn rawnd ɛn tink. Na dat mek di Rɔshian dɛn fɔgɛt dɛn gɔd dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz trade trade? Infakt, wetin mek yu fala ɔda pɔsin in fet? Afta ɔl, ivin if wi luk di Baybul ɔp ɔp, i klia se dis nɔto Gɔd in wɔd atɔl. Dis na aw wan pipul dɛn kin rayz pas di ɔda wan dɛn. Ɛn i de mek pipul dɛn gɛt kruk ɛn chaos!
  Yu tink se i nɔ klia se pɔsin we gɛt ay maynd nɔ go gri fɔ mek di Ju pipul dɛn dɔnawe wit ɔda neshɔn dɛn?
  I klia se fɔ Gɔd wi ɔl na pikin dɛn. Ɛn singl di Ju pipul dɛn... So dat di Wan we mek di Yunivas go pe atɛnshɔn pan wan nɔmɔ, di Ju pipul dɛn? Ɛn yu go ivin disapɔynt pan am? Wɛl, yu nɔ tink se dis na di ayt we nɔ mek sɛns?
  Ɔgɔstin nɔ bin ebul fɔ ɔndastand wetin mek bɔku pipul dɛn lɛk di Baybul ɔlsay na di wɔl. Afta ɔl, di Ju pipul dɛn bin gɛt spɛshal pozishɔn pan am.
  Ɛn dis dɔn ɔlrɛdi mek di mitin nɔ gɛt ɛnitin fɔ du wit am. Naw, if di pipul dɛn na Rɔshian bin gɛt spɛshal pozishɔn we dɛn lɛk, i go fayn fɔ rid.
  Yɛs, Ɔgɔstin bin sɔprayz we bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn, ivin pipul dɛn we gɛt sɛns ɛn we lan buk, biliv se di Baybul na Gɔd in wɔd. Insay di twɛnti sɛntiwɔd ɛn insay di twɛnti fɔs sɛntiwɔd, usay di wɔri pipul dɛn bin ebul fɔ go bak, pipul dɛn we biliv nɔ bin smɔl. Pan ɔl we i go tan lɛk se di prɔgrɛs go gɛt fɔ bɛr rilijɔn.
  Ɔgɔstin ɛn in 4 padi dɛn dɔn liv fɔ pas wan ɔndrɛd ia. Ɛn ɔl di sem yɔŋ gyal pikin dɛn we nɔ de tek bulɛt, ɔ ol ej, ɔ sik. Ɛn insay di frɔst we kin rili bad dɛn kin rɔn ɔ insay panti ɔ bikini. Ɛn natin nɔ de tek dɛn.
  Ɔgɔstin trowe grenade yuz in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Skata di Jamani dɛn ɛn swɛt:
  - Glori to Rɔshian wɛpɔn dɛn!
  Svetlana de fɛt wan traŋa fɛt bak. I kin fɛt bad bad wan ɛn i kin trowe wan grenade we kin kil pɔsin wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I skata di Jamani pipul dɛn ɛn twit se:
  - Wi go rich na Bɛlin! To di say dɛn we di Rayn de dɔn!
  Natasha na gyal we rili agresiv. Ɛn i kin shot rili kɔrɛkt wan, rili kɔrɛkt wan. Ɛn panch tru di wan dɛn we de agens am. Wan gyal we de go bifo bad bad wan. Ɛn i trowe in fut we nɔ gɛt natin pan di ɛnimi dɛn.
  Ɛn i kɛr di sojaman dɛn go na Bɛlin.
  En Zoya go bak fo thresh di Krauts. Ɛn i trowe grenade wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Wetin rili fayn ya kin rili fayn we yu luk di fayn fayn gyal pikin dɛn.
  Na ya Ɔgɔstin kam fɔ fɛt. Ɛn i de pwɛl di ɛnimi bak wit mashin gɔn. Ɛn wit fut we nɔ gɛt natin, i de trowe di pawa we bɔm gɛt we de pwɛl pɔsin in at. Ɛn i kin bi rili bad bad drim fɔ di Jamani dɛn.
  Yu laik am plenti, e rili kul. En di gyal pikin dem de go na Berlin. En so dem shot en Victoria in fait.
  Di titi rili fɛt. Ɛn i rili fayn fɔ luk.
  Ɛn na ya Vɛronika trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i de peint di Jamani pipul dɛn lɛk aw rɔla de peint glas. Ɛn di glas gɛt blɔd.
  Dɔn i se:
  - Wi de flay lɛk falkɔn ɛn pik lɛk igl!
  Juliana na wan rili fayn blant uman. En busty, en rili kiut strawberry nipples. Ɛn i gɛt smɔl wes ɛn i gɛt fayn fayn hip dɛn. Wan kwin we rili wɔndaful.
  I tek ɛn trowe wan grenade we de kil ɛn pwɛl wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we fayn.
  Di wɔri man se wit wan grin:
  - Mi na dɛbul wit wayt fut!
  Na ya di gyal pikin rili nɔ biliv.
  Bɔt Ana na di dɛbul we gɛt faya. Wan rili kul gyal we kɔmɔt na wan ɛkstra klas!
  Di titi trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn swɛt:
  - Glori to wi empire! Ɛn glori to Tsar Maykɛl!
  Na ya di Olimpik gem dɛn de kam wit ɔl in glori. I bin lans da kayn ebi bɔks de pan di Jamani dɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. En di sojaman hiss:
  - Mek di royal pawa fɔ Rɔshia gɛt glori!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn rili dash...
  Berlin bin fɔdɔm ɛn Emparɔ Wilhelm bin sayn di kapituleshɔn. Ɛn afta tu wiks, pipul dɛn bin de na Türkiye bak.
  Ɛn naw di kiŋ in ɛmpaya dɔn bɔku. Frɔm di Jaman say, di bɔda de nia di Ɔda. Ɛn nia Vienna. Ivin big big grip dɛn. Dɛn bin win Eshia Maynɔ. Ɛn na lɛk ɔl di Irak ɛn Siria. Ɛn Kɔnstantinopl. Dis dɔn ɔlrɛdi rili fayn!
  Di Tsar in ɛmpaya bin bɔku. Ɛn i bin kam fɔ bi big big wan. Bɔt dis na jɔs pat pan Rɔshia istri.
  
  IF SKOBELEV NƆ BI PƆYZƆN
  Fɔ ɛgzampul, wan wɔl usay dɛn nɔ bin fɔ dɔn pɔyzin Skɔbɛlɛv. Dis na tin we intrestin. Di kɔmanda we bɔku pipul dɛn sabi bin lid wan soja kampen na di sawt pat na Rɔshia, ɛn i bin rich na Kushka ɔnda Alɛgzanda di Tɔd. Bɔt i bin sho insɛf wit ɔl in glori di tɛm we dɛn bin de fɛt wit Jepan.
  We dɛn bin de na si, di Rɔshian admiral dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ du ɔltin fayn fayn wan. Bɔt na land, dɛn bin win di Japan pipul dɛn kpatakpata. Dɔn di Baltik skwadron kam. Ɛn di Rɔshian dɛn bin dɔn bigin fɔ win na si. Somhow dem establish parity. Ɛn ivin wan advantej. Dɛn bin fos Jepan fɔ mek pis. I bin no se Rɔshia de protɛkt Koria. I bin lɛf dɛn Kuril Ayland dɛn de we na bin Rɔshia in yon trade, bɔt dɛn bin chenj dɛn to Sakhalin.
  Rɔshia bin kip Pɔt Atɔ ɛn mek insɛf strɔng na Manchuria. Di kiŋ in pawa bin go ɔp smɔl. Pan ɔl we nɔto ɔltin bin kɔmɔt fayn na si. Skobelev bin liv te to di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ. Di Rɔshian dɛn bin win di Jamani dɛn bɔku tɛm. Dɛn bin win dɛn na Is Prɔshia ɛn dɛn tek Przemysl wantɛm wantɛm. Skobelev bin bi jenɛral simo. Ɛn we i ol et ia, i day wit glori ɛn ɔnɔ.
  Insay sɔm we dɛn, i bin pas Suvorov. Di kiŋ in ɛmpaya bin kam fɔ bi big ɛn pawaful. Nikolas II bin go insay istri as big pɔsin. Rɔshia bin win bak wan big pat na Tɛki ɛn lɛk ɔl di Iran.
  Wɛl, ɛn afta dat... A taya fɔ rayt di sem tin ɔva ɛn ɔva: aw Tsarist Rɔshia win di wan ol wɔl ɛn storm di sta dɛn. Bɔt, ilɛk aw i bi, di land ami we strɔng pas ɔl na di wɔl bin gɛt ɔl di chans fɔ win!
  I sɔri, fɔ tru, se Skobelev day so yɔŋ. In talɛnt bin sho insɛf bifo tɛm pas Suvorov in yon, bɔt i bin de fade bak bifo i rich in zenith.
  Alɛgzanda II... nɔ gɛt wan dawt se na big kiŋ. I bin gɛt kɔnkrit dɛn na Chaena, Sɛntral Eshia, Tɛki, ɛn i bin gi bak di Danube Delta. Unless i sel Alaska - na big stupiditi. Bɔt if di tsar bin liv lɔng, sɔntɛm Rɔshia bin fɔ dɔn ebul fɔ gɛt bɔku prɔpati dɛn. Ɔ sɔntɛm, difrɛn frɔm dat, fɛt-fɛt go bigin. Ɛn di kɔnstityushɔn go mek chaos.
  Nikolas di fɔs pɔsin na pɔsin we de kɔnsavayv. Lɔs di wɔ na Kraym. I bin win wɔ dɛn agens Iran ɛn Turkey, bɔt i bin win bɔku blɔd. I bin fɛt na di Kɔkas fɔ bɔku bɔku ia. We sɔntɛm bin mek Rɔshia nɔ go ebul fɔ go na di sawt. I bin gɛt ambishɔn dɛn na di sawt. Sɔntɛm i bin fɔ dɔn win di wɔ wit di kɔlishin if nɔto fɔ Menshikov. Dis kɔmanda we nɔ sabi du natin, bin mek am.
  Jɔs lɛk aw Nikolas II Kuropatkin bin du insay in tɛm.
  Jɛnɛral wan, di istri bɔt Tsarist Rɔshia bin wok fayn. Bɔku pan di wɔ dɛn bin win ɛn di ɛmpaya bin bɔku. Bɔt di sivil wɔ bin mek Rɔshia wik. Bɔt di Bolshevik dɛn bin gi nyu wan. Fɔ di tɛm naw.
  
  
  IF FRANCO GO LƐ DI JAMAYN DƐN GO NA GIBRALTAR
  Fɔ ɛgzampul, na ya di stori bɔt AI. In prinsipul, i rili rial. Franco, we bin jɔj se Briten nɔ bin de fɛt Jamani, mɔ afta we Jamani bin tek Frans, bin alaw di Wehrmacht fɔ rich na Jibraltar. Di atak bin tɔn to fɔ shɔt tɛm ɛn i bin win. Ɛn di Nazi dɛn bigin fɔ transfa sojaman dɛn na Afrika. Bɔt gud tin na dat, dɛn kin du dis fɔ shɔt tɛm.
  Bɔt di Nazi dɛn bin gɛt fɔ fɔgɛt bɔt di kampen we dɛn bin de fɛt agens di USSR. Insay di fɔs pat pan fɔti wan, di Fritz dɛn bin tek di wan ol nɔt pat na Afrika ɛn go insay Irak. Bɔt dɛn bin transfa pas fɔti divishɔn dɛn na di sawt. Bikɔs ɔf dis, di Barbarossa plan nɔ bin apin.
  Bɔt di Jamani dɛn bin win di Midul Is ɛn bigin fɔ go bifo mɔ ɛn mɔ fɔ krɔs Briten. Bikɔs di Fuhrer dɛn bin gɛt bɔku slev dɛn ɛn raw matirial dɛn, dɛn disayd fɔ atak Ingland wit plen. Di tin dɛn we dɛn bin de mek wit plen dɛn bin de bɔku ɔltɛm. Dɛn bin de bil mɔ ɛn mɔ faktri dɛn. Dɛn bin de sɛn sabmarin dɛn na di si.
  I nɔ tu te, dɛn bin win Afrika.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin de prɛs Briten. Dɛn bin mek bɔm bɔm dɛn. Yu-188 ɛn Do-317 bin apia. Afta dɛn bin bɔm bad bad wan insay Ɔgɔst 1942, dɛn bin land. I bin wok fayn ɛn Briten bin fɔdɔm.
  Churchill bin rɔnawe go na Kanada. Bɔt wan kol risepshɔn bin de wet fɔ am de. Ɛn Jepan bin tek ɔl di kɔntri dɛn we British bin de rul.
  Insay 1943, di Tɔd Rayk bin gɛt: "Tigers", "Panthers", "Lions", ɛn dɛn bin atak di USSR. Ɛn bak i tɔn aut bad... Bɔt nɔ, i stil nɔ atak.
  Di intɛlijɛns data bɔt di atɔmik bɔm we dɛn bin de mek na Amɛrika bin mek Hitlɛr tɔn to di Wɛst. Di wɔ bitwin di Aks pawa dɛn ɛn di Ɔlan Ɛmpaya bin bigin.
  Di tin we apin to di Panta nɔ bin de jɛlɔs. Di tank nɔ bin gɛt tɛm fɔ go insay prodakshɔn fayn ɛn di Panther-2 we ebi pas am bin tek in ples. Dɛn bin yuz wan nyu motoka we gɛt mɔ pawaful injin, wɛpɔn ɛn klos fɔ fɛt Amɛrika. Ɛn i bin bi di men tank. Te dɛn tek di ples fɔ di E-50.
  USA bin rich tru Ayland, Grinland ɛn Kanada na wan say. Tru Ajentina ɛn Brazil frɔm di sawt. Ɛn Jepan kɔmɔt na di ist. So di wɔ bin tɔn to traŋa, bɔt insay 1945, ɔltin bin dɔn. Amɛrika bin kapitul.
  Bɔt insay 1946, wɔ bin bigin bitwin Jamani ɛn Jepan. Na tru se di Nazi dɛn strɔng pas dɛn. Bɔt di wɔ bin drɛg go...
  IF FƐBRUARI RƐVƆLUSHƆN NƆ bin de
  . Wan pan dɛn na AI, we di Fɛbwari rivɔlɔshɔn nɔ bin apin. Fɔ tru, insay Fɛbwari, dɛn bin rili pul di gɔvmɛnt na di pales. Ɛn i nɔto rivɔlɔshɔn. Ɛn nɔto pɔpul uprising atɔl! Di disayd fɔ pul di tsar na bin elitist wan. Bɔt no wan kɔnspɛkt nɔ bin de. Jɔs lɛk di lida fɔ di wan dɛn we de plan fɔ du bad.
  Dat min se di rivɔlɔshɔn bin apin bikɔs ɔf bɔku tin dɛn we nɔ pɔsibul fɔ biliv. Ɛn if at le wan ɛlimɛnt bin dɔn fɔdɔm, dat min se di rivɔlɔshɔn nɔ bin fɔ dɔn apin.
  So Fɛbwari dɔn pas... Ɛn insay Epril, di Rɔshian ami we Brusilov bin de kɔmand bin bigin fɔ fɛt na Galisia. Jɔs lɛk aw i bin de na rial istri, big big sakrifays dɛn bin de. Bɔt di ami nɔ vɛks wit di rifɔm dɛn we di provishɔnal gɔvmɛnt dɔn mek, ɛn dɛn de go bifo fayn fayn wan. Bɔt di Ɔstrian dɛn nɔ want fɔ fɛt. Numɛrik supia Rɔshian yunit dɛn tek Lvov. Ɛn dɛn rich na di sawt pat na Polan, we de rawnd Przemysl.
  Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛnsɛf de go bifo fayn fayn wan na Romɛnia. Dɛn tek Bucharest. Di pipul dɛn na Ɔstria kin tɔn bak. Di tsarist ami de du wan ɔfens, ɛn dɛn ebul fɔ fɛt di Turks. Wan bay wan, di siti dɛn na di Ɔtoman Ɛmpaya de fɔdɔm.
  Bɔku ɔndrɛd tawzin pipul dɛn na Ɔstria bin sɔrɛnda. Ɛn Jamani bin gɛt fɔ trowe in sojaman dɛn fɔ ɛp di Habsbɔg Ɛmpaya. Sɔntɛm dɛn bin stɔp di Rɔshian dɛn. Bɔt i rili at fɔ ol. Ɛn afta dat, Amɛrika bin go insay di wɔ. I bin notis se di wan dɛn we bin de sɔpɔt di gɔvmɛnt bin bigin fɔ du mɔ. Ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ go bifo.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin arch dɛn frɔnt. Brusilov bin tek advantej pan di tɛm, i bin muf in sojaman dɛn go na di nɔt. We dɛn de pas di men say dɛn we di Jaman ami bin gɛt fɔt. Ɛn fɔ kɔt di Jaman sojaman dɛn. Di sɔma ɛn ɔtom bin de pas wit traŋa fɛt, ɛn dɛn bin mek bɔku kɔldɔ dɛn. Jamani bin gɛt fɔ tɔn bak fɔ krɔs di Vistula. Ɛn de tray fɔ ɔganayz wan difens.
  Let ɔtom di frɔnt bin stebul. Przemysl bin fɔdɔm. Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin kam insay Is Prɔshia. Insay di kol sizin, wan ples bin de kol na di wɛst, bɔt di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin tek ɔl di pat dɛn na Eshia Maynɔ. Ɛn insay Fɛbwari, Istanbul bin fɔdɔm.
  Dɛn bin put di Ɔtoman Ɛmpaya kɔmɔt na di akshɔn.
  Insay Me, di sojaman dɛn we bin jɔyn an fɔ fɛt, we gɛt Amɛrika ɛn Rɔshia, bin bigin fɔ fɛt. Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin de lɔs smɔl smɔl. Ɛn di Rɔshian dɛn bin go bifo to di Ɔda, ɛn di wan dɛn we bin de sɔpɔt dɛn bin go na Bɛljiɔm. Na da sem tɛm de, di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin de muf go na Vienna.
  We Sɛptɛmba dɔn, Jamani, ɔnda di prɛshɔn we di intanɛnt trɔbul bin gɛt, we i no se i nɔ gɛt op igen pan stratejik, i bin giv-ɔp.
  Di Alay dɛn bin gɛt bɔku bɔku tank dɛn we bin de go insay di difɛns. Bɔt di Jamani dɛn bin de biɛn pan dis. Di fɔs ebi ebi tank dɛn we bin de na di trak dɛn bin apia bak na Rɔshia. Speshali, di Mendeleev projɛkt. Sɔntɛm na di bɛst tank na di wɔl. Na tru se di Rɔshian industri nɔ bin ebul fɔ put am fɔ mek bɔku bɔku tin dɛn.
  Afta we Jamani bin sɔrɛnda, di wɔl bin sheb ɛn sheb am bak. Di Rɔshian dɛn bin gɛt Galisia, Bukovina, sawt pat na Polan ɛn Krakow. Ɛn bak Klaipeda, Danzig, Poznan. Dɛn bin kɔt di Is Prɔshia.
  Slɔvenia bin bi pat pan di Rɔshian Ɛmpaya bak, ɛn di Chɛk Ripɔblik bin bi wan kɔntri we dɛn bin de protɛkt. Dɛn dɔn kɔt Ɔŋgaria bad bad wan. Romania pas wan kiŋ we gɛt fɔ du wit Nikolas II bin bɔku. Ɔstria dɔn bi smɔl kɔntri. Serbia dɔn bɔku bad bad wan.
  Türkiye dɔn lɔs na di wɔl map. Irak bin bi pat pan Briten, ɛn Palestayn bak. Siria bin kam fɔ bi Frɛnch. Eshia Maynɔ ɛn Kɔnstantinopl bin kam fɔ bi pat pan Rɔshia. Dis na aw di kiŋ in ɛmpaya bin kam. Plus dem bin impoz reparations tu pan di German en Austrians. Di Frɛnch dɛnsɛf bin gɛt di tin dɛn we dɛn bin gɛt. Inklud di Sarre kol besin.
  Di pis we dɛn bin dɔn de wet fɔ fɔ lɔng tɛm dɔn kam.
  Rɔshia dɔn stebul fɔ sɔm tɛm. Di Tsar nɔ bin anawns ilɛkshɔn fɔ di Duma, ɛn di pawa fɔ mek lɔ bin kam bak to di kiŋ. Ikɔnomi bigin fɔ gro, ɛn i bin bigin fɔ gro kwik kwik wan. Di kiŋ bin mek sɔm kɔnsɛshɔn dɛn to di pipul dɛn. Dɛn bin ridyus di de we dɛn bin de wok frɔm 11.5 awa to 10 awa, ɛn insay ɔlide ɛn Satide to 8. Dɛn bin bigin fɔ pe di mɔni we dɛn fɔ pe fɔ ɛni awa. Dɛn dɔn mek di vaykashun dɛn bɔku. Dɛn bin mek pipul dɛn gɛt penshɔn bak fɔ ol pipul dɛn ɛn dɛn bin mek pipul dɛn ebul fɔ gɛt fri mɛrɛsin ɛn ɛdyukeshɔn.
  Dɛn bin bil skul dɛn ɛn yunivasiti dɛn. Di nɔmba fɔ di studɛnt dɛn bin de go ɔp. Di mɔni we sitizin dɛn bin de gɛt bin go ɔp. Di rivɔlɔshɔn we bin de go dɔŋ. Di pipul dɛn bin lɛk Tsa Nikolas II mɔ ɔ smɔl. Wɔ bin kɔntinyu fɔ de pan fɔrin polisi. Insay Afganistan, Briten ɛn Rɔshia bin sheb di say dɛn we dɛn bin gɛt pawa, ɛn afta di wɔ dɛn bin jɔyn dɛn to di tin dɛn we dɛn bin gɛt.
  Dɔn Frans, Rɔshia, Briten bin sheb di Midul Is. Di las patishɔn na bin Iran. Na lɛk af, Rɔshia ɛn Briten bin put am as pat pan di tin dɛn we dɛn bin gɛt we dɛn bin de rul. Na so di rial rivishɔn fɔ di wɔl bin dɔn. Bɔt fɔ di tɛm.
  Di pawa we Jepan bin gɛt we bin de go bifo bin mek Amɛrika, Briten, ɛn Frans vɛks. Insay 1929, di Gret Dipreshɔn bin apin. Ɛn dis bin mek big big prɔblɛm kam ɔlsay na di wɔl.
  Insay Rɔshia, pipul dɛn bin bigin fɔ tink bɔt rivɔlɔshɔn bak. Di nɔmba fɔ strayk ɛn leba strayk dɔn bɔku. Di bɔjwasi bak bin de aks fɔ mek dɛn gi di Duma bak, ɛn ivin mek dɛn gɛt mɔ rayt dɛn. Bɔt di kiŋ nɔ bin gri fɔ du sɔntin. Ɛn di wef we pipul dɛn bin de protɛst bin de gro. Di jenɛral dɛn bin de luk fɔ we fɔ kɔmɔt insay ɛksternal ɛkspɛnshɔn. Insay 1931, Jepan bin mek wan pɔpet gɔvmɛnt na Manchuria. Ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ fɛt Shanghai ɛn ɔda siti dɛn na Chaena. Rɔshia bin tek advantej pan dis fɔ rep fɔ di we aw dɛn bin win di wɔ we dɛn bin dɔn fɛt.
  Bay dis tɛm, i bin notis se di Rɔshian ami bin dɔn strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ. I bin bɔku na di wɔl. Tank ɛn ɛlikopta dɛn bin apia insay de. Avieshɔn kwaliti na di bɛst wan na di wɔl. Di flet sɛf dɔn gro. Jepan nɔ bin gɛt chans fɔ fɛt Rɔshia. Bɔt di samurai nɔ bin ɔndastand dis. Ɛn wɔ bin bigin afta we di Jepan dɛn bin de mek pipul dɛn vɛks ɛn shel di say dɛn we Rɔshia bin de. USA ɛn Briten bin tray bak fɔ pit Rus ɛn di samurai dɛn agens dɛnsɛf.
  Bɔt... Di Rɔshian tank dɛn tɔn aut fɔ bi strɔng. Ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat, bɛtɛ kɔmanda dɛn. Na mɔ Denikin ɛn Kolchak. Di las admiral bin tɔn to pɔsin we rili gɛt sɛns. Nɔto pɔsin we smɔl pas Ushakov. Ɛn di Jepan pipul dɛn bin gɛt prɔblɛm frɔm di tɛm we di wɔ bigin. Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin win di samurai dɛn na land ɛn dɛn bin kam nia Pɔt Ata. Dɛn bin de rawnd di siti. Dɛn bin bɔm am ɛn shot am. Ɛn fɛt-fɛt bin de apin na di ɛj.
  Rɔshian plen dɛn bin bɛtɛ pas di Japan pipul dɛn, ɛn di ays dɛn bin ebul fɔ du mɔ. Ɛn di kwantiti advantej de na Rɔshia in sayd.
  Afta tu mɔnt we dɛn bin de rawnd Pɔt Ata, big big briz bin tek am. Dɛn bin pul di pipul dɛn na Jepan bak na di Korian Pɛninsula. Ɛn dɛn bin de bit samurai dɛn na si. Pan ɔl we fɔs dɛn bin gɛt wan nɔmba we pas ɔlman. Bɔt skwadron dɛn bin kɔmɔt na di Baltik ɛn Blak Si. Ɛn dɛn bin brok brok di Jepan pipul dɛn. Dɛn bin tek Taywan bak. Wi land na Hokkaido. Dɛn bin de prɛs ɔlsay. Jepan bin aks fɔ mek dɛn sɔri fɔ am.
  Rɔshia bin gɛt pis we bin rili bɛnifit. I bin gɛt bak Pɔt Ata, di sawt pat na Sakhalin, di Kuril Ayland dɛn, ɛn ɔl di say dɛn na Manchuria. Taywan bin bi Rɔshian bak. Dɛn bin put big big indemniti pan Jepan. Di wɔ bin tek nayn ɛn af mɔnt nɔmɔ. Ɛn i bin dɔn wit win.
  Di pozishɔn we di ɔtokrasi bin gɛt bin strɔng. Tsa Nikolas II bin was di shem we i bin gɛt we i bin dɔn win trade. Ɛn i bin rayt insay istri as big empara. Di kiŋdɔm we nɔ bin rili gɛt sakrifays fɔs, bin muf go na wan stej we i bin gɛt sakrifays. So yu kin gladi.
  Insay Me 1935, di kiŋ in plen bin fɔdɔm. Ɛn Nikolas II bin krash. Na so di sovayb in lɔng rul fɔ fɔti wan ia dɔn. Dɛn kɔl am di Gret. Ɛn no kiŋ nɔ bin de we bin dɔn fel. Bɔt i bin tɔn to wan pawaful ɛmpaya. Ɛn i go gɛt bɔku prɔpati. Ɛn na Jamani, di Nazi dɛn bin kam fɔ rul. Hitler bin de drim fɔ revaŋg. Bɔt di big big Rɔshian Ɛmpaya tinap na in rod. Di bɔn rit na di tsarist stet bin stil ay, bɔt di rit we de day, mɔ pan pikin dɛn, bin fɔdɔm. Di pipul dɛn we bin de bɔku bin de bɔku. Ɛn Rɔshia bin tray bak fɔ mek dɛn go ebul fɔ du mɔ. Di nyu Zar Alɛksi II nɔ bin rul fɔ lɔng tɛm, i day insay Mach 1935. Kirill Romanov bin sidɔm na di tron. Nɔto pɔsin we gɛt wɛlbɔdi bak. Rɔshia bin fɛt wɔ dɛn na Chaena. I bin tray fɔ win di yɔlɔ ɛmpaya.
  Hitler bin mek di ikɔmi strɔng ɛn i bin mek di soja ɛn industri kɔmpleks strɔng. Ɛn i bin tray fɔ mek wan kɔlishin tru intrig. Insay 1938, Kirill Romanov bin day. In pikin we nem Vladimir bin sidɔm na di tron. I bin bi Tsa Vladimir III! Ɛn di nyu kiŋ bin tɔk se dɛn fɔ mek agrimɛnt agens Frans ɛn Briten to di Fuhrer ɛn Mussolini.
  Ɔstria bin kam fɔ bi pat pan di Tɔd Rayk. Di Sudetes dɛnsɛf. Hitler bin sev in trɛnk.
  Insay 1942, wan nyu Tayga tank bin kam, we di Nazi dɛn bin want fɔ yuz agens Frans. Bɔt di wɔ nɔ bigin yet. Rɔshia bin kɔntinyu fɔ tek Chaina, ɛn pan ɔl we dɛn bin tay am na di ist, i nɔ bin de pan denja fɔ fɛt di wan dɛn we bin de sɔpɔt am. Ɛn Hitlɛr bin stil de si insɛf se i wik. Insay 1943, di Jamani dɛn bin mek "Panthers" fɔ mek dɛn bigin fɔ mek siriɔs tin dɛn. Dɛn bin bi di men tank. Difrɛn frɔm dat, Frans bin pul di Zis-45. Trak dɛn we wej tati siks tan, we nɔ pas di Jamani dɛn pan wɛpɔn dɛn ɛn frɔntal klos. Ingland bin de biɛn bak pan tank bildin. "Matilda"-3 tɔn aut fɔ bi wɛl protɛkt, bɔt i bin wik pan wɛpɔn.
  Ɛn insay 1944, las las, Hitlɛr, bikɔs i nɔ bin de shem, i bin muf agens di Frɛnch dɛn. Di Jaman sojaman dɛn bin kam insay Bɛljiɔm ɛn dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt wɔ wit Ɔland. Bɔt difrɛn frɔm rial istri, dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ du bɛtɛ tin. Dem jos fit kapchur Brussels, bot dem stik fo difens we dem don pripia bifo. Apat frɔm dat, i kam fɔ no se di Panthers kin brok bɔku tɛm ɛn dɛn nɔ kin gud so.
  Insay di ays di fɛt bin kɔntinyu wit difrɛn difrɛn digri dɛn we dɛn bin gɛt sakrifays. Mussolini nɔ bin go insay di wɔ. Tsarist Rɔshia bin stil de shem. Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin tray fɔ go bifo. Dɛn bin ebul fɔ tek Bɛljiɔm kpatakpata. Bɔt di lɔs dɛn bin big ɛn di Kraut dɛn bin taya. Di Inglish Churchill tank sho gud difens agens di Panther. Bɔt i bin panch smɔl smɔl.
  Bɔt di artileri we di Alɛy dɛn bin de yuz bin rili fayn.
  Insay di ays di fɛt bin kɔntinyu wit difrɛn difrɛn digri dɛn we dɛn bin gɛt sakrifays. Tide US enta di wo. Ɛn dɛn bɔku bɔku plen dɛn bigin fɔ put prɛshɔn pan di Jamani dɛn. I bin lɛf lɛk wan ɔndrɛd kilomita so fɔ go na Paris, bɔt dɛn bin stɔp di Nazi dɛn. Di winta ɛn di fɔs pat pan spring bin pas insay smɔl smɔl fɛt-fɛt. Na tru se di Jamani dɛn bin tek bɔku pat na Ɔland. Ɛn i bin mek in pozishɔn strɔng. Insay di spring insay 1945, fɔ tɔk mɔ na di ɛnd fɔ Epril, di fɛt bin bigin bak wit nyu trɛnk.
  Bɔt di big big difens bin mek di Nazi dɛn plan nɔ fayn. Di Tiger-2 we bin de brok bɔku tɛm ɛn tɔn to klɔmsi, nɔ bin ɛp dɛn. Dɛn bin fil se di Third Reich de dɔn wit stim. Wetin wi go se bɔt Rɔshia? Di Tsarist gɔvmɛnt bin gɛt wɛpɔn dɛn wit rili strɔng midul Nikolai-3 ɛn ebi ebi Alɛgzanda-4 tank dɛn.
  Di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na di big big saiz we di kiŋ in ami gɛt. Dɛn bin win Chaina ɛn dɛn bin dayjɛst am. Fɔ rɛdi fɔ mach pan India ɛn di kɔntri dɛn we Briten bin de rul.
  Insay di sɔmma 1945, we Julay bin de dɔn, di Amɛrikan dɛn ɛn di British dɛn bin tray fɔ atak. Bɔt di Nazi dɛn bin ol di fɔs pat. Di fɛt bin drɛg te to let ɔtom. Ɛn dɛn bin tɔn to pipul dɛn we nɔ gɛt wan bɛnifit. Jaman tank dɛn bin tɔn to bɛtɛ pas di Alay motoka dɛn.
  Di wɔ bin de trɛtin fɔ go insay wan stej we go tek lɔng tɛm. Insay Janwari 1946, di Tsarist Rɔshia ɛn Itali bin dɔn go fɛt wɔ. Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin kam insay India, di sawt pat na Iran, ɛn Indochaina. Dɛn bigin fɔ go bifo bak na di Midul Is. Di fɛt bin go fayn fayn wan. Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin gɛt bɔku bɔku nɔmba. Ɛn, sɔntɛm, Rɔshia bin gɛt bɛtɛ tank dɛn ɛn mɔ di jet plen dɛn.
  Insay siks mɔnt, di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin tek ɔl di prɔpati dɛn we Frans ɛn Briten bin gɛt na Eshia ɛn di Midul Is. Ɛn dɛn go na Ijipt fɔ go na Eshia.
  Insay Me 1946, di Jamani dɛn bin bigin fɔ atak Paris. Dis tɛm, di Fritz bin trowe di mɔ advans E-50 ɛn E-75, we bin de bifo di Wɛstinian motoka dɛn fɔ fɛt. Ɛn wit wan disisiv manejmɛnt dɛn brok tru to Paris. Bɔt di fɛt bin de drɛg. Di French pipul bin difend di kapital te to Novɛmba, we di las kwata fɔdɔm. Ɛn insay Disɛmba 1946, di Nazi dɛn bin tek Pɔt di Kelɛs. Ɛn di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin kech klos to ɔl Afrika insay di fɔl ɛn winta. Dɛn bin gɛt bɔku trɛnk pas di wan dɛn we bin de sɔpɔt dɛn. Insay Epril 1947, di Nazi dɛn bigin fɔ go bak na Frans. Bɔt Amɛrika bin stil de agens am. Bay Jun 1947, Rɔshia bin dɔn fɔ win ɔl di prɔpati dɛn we Frɛnch ɛn British bin gɛt na Afrika. Bɔt i nɔ bin de rɔsh fɔ ɛp Jamani yet.
  Bɔt, wan plan bin de fɔ mek dɛn kampen agens Amɛrika. Tru Alaska, na tru. Insay di sɔmma, di Nazi dɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ go bifo ɔlsay na Frans. So fa, di Alay dɛn nɔ bin bɛtɛ pas dɛn pan jet plen ɛn tank dɛn. I de kam tranga mɔ ɛn mɔ fɔ tinap agens di Nazi dɛn. Di sabmarin wɔ bin de go bifo.
  We di ia dɔn, dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi tek tu-tɛd pan di say dɛn we Frans bin de. Ɛn insay di kol sizin, di Rɔshian dɛn bigin fɔ atak Alaska. Di fɛt bin apin wit di ays pawa. Di Amɛrika pipul dɛn nɔ bin gɛt gud tank yet we go ebul fɔ bia wit di nyu Nikolai-4, we bin gɛt bɛtɛ wɛpɔn ɛn protɛkt. Ɛn pan avieshɔn, Rɔshia gɛt wan bɛnifit ɔlsay. Jet plen dɛn de fa fawe pas di wan dɛn we de na di Wɛst.
  Bay di sɔmma 1948, di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn, we bin dɔn win Alaska, bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de go bifo wit kɔnfidɛns na Kanada.
  Ɛn di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn di padi dɛn na Frans. Insay Julay, di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin rich na di wɛst pat na Amɛrika. Ɛn i bigin fɔ muf along dɛn. Dɛn tin ya na tin dɛn we dɔn rili fayn. Ɛn insay Sɛptɛmba 1948, di Nazi dɛn bin tek di las siti dɛn na Frans.
  Na so di big big wɔ we bin de na di kɔntinɛnt bin dɔn. Bɔt di land na Briten bin stil de bifo. Let ɔtom ɛn winta, fɛt-fɛt bin de apin na di si ɛn na di ɛj.
  Insay dis tɛm, di Rɔshian ami bin tek lɛk wan pat pan tri pat pan di say dɛn we Amɛrika bin de ɛn lɛk ɔl di kɔntri dɛn na Kanada. Di fɛt-fɛt dɛn kin rili kruk. Ɛn insay di spring insay 1949, dɛn bin plan fɔ mek dɛn land. Pantap dat, ɔl tu wit Jamani ɛn Rɔshian sojaman dɛn. Ɛn insay Me i bin apin. Briten bin de agens am bad bad wan, ɛn dɛn bin ol am fɔ wan ɛn af mɔnt bak. Afta dat, di wan dɛn we lɛf pan am bin giv-ɔp. Ɛn Rɔshia dɔn ɔlrɛdi tek pas af pan di say dɛn we Amɛrika de.
  Di Amɛrikin dɛn bin stil kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt. Dɛn bin ebul fɔ kɔntinyu fɔ de te Fɛbwari 23, 1950. Na afta we dɛn tek Nyu Yɔk ɛn Washinton, na in Amɛrika bin giv-ɔp. Na so di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ dɔn. I bin las fɔ lɔng tɛm.
  Ɛn bɔku tin dɛn bin lɔs... Di Tɔd Rayk bin gɛt Bɛljiɔm, Ɔland, ɛn af pan Frans. Ɛn bak Denmak ɛn af pat na Nɔwe. Rɔshia tek af pan Frans, af pan Nɔwe. Ɔl di kɔntri dɛn we Frans ɛn Briten bin de rul, ivin di kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de rul: Ɔstrelia ɛn Kanada. Ɛn dɛn bin put USA bak insay in kɔmpozishɔn. Wan big big ɛmpaya bin kam. Itali bin gɛt rili krɔm na Afrika, apat frɔm Itiopia ɛn Libya, we i bin dɔn kech bifo tɛm.
  Briten bin bi wan kɔntri we Rɔshia ɛn Jamani bin de protɛkt. Japan wit sɛns nɔ bin go insay di wɔ.
  So, Rɔshia bin bi di wɔl we de rul. Jamani nɔ dɔn gɛt maynd yet fɔ chuk in nos insay.
  Pis bin de fɔ sɔm ia. Te di plen we bin de kɛr Adɔlf Hitlɛr fɔdɔm insay Novɛmba 1955. Afta dat, wanwɔd bin bigin na Jamani. Na wan say, Himmler bin de tray fɔ gɛt pawa, na di ɔda say, di jenɛral dɛn we Mainstein bin de lid. Wan rial wɔ bin bigin bitwin dɛn. Ɛn Rɔshia bin put an pan am. Dis bin mek Jamani bin si se pipul dɛn bin de de. Itali bin go insay di wɔ, ɛn na Mussolini in pikin bin de rul. Ɛn i bin tɔn bak fɔ mek dɛn win am kwik kwik wan. Ɛn i bin bi pat pan Rɔshia.
  Smɔl smɔl, di tsarist ɛmpaya bin mek in ikɔmik pawa strɔng pas ɔda kɔntri dɛn. Kapital we dɛn dɔn ɛkspɔt. I bin instɔl in yon gɔvmɛnt dɛn we de sɔpɔt Rɔshia. Smɔl smɔl, dɛn bin de du rifrendum fɔ jɔyn di Rɔshian Ɛmpaya.
  Insay 1992, Vladimir di Tɔd bin day. Di kiŋ in lɔ bin gɛt di tron frɔm in granpikin we nem Jɔj di fɔs pɔsin. Wan bɔbɔ we ol lɛk ilevin ia so. Ɛn dɛn bin introduks di rijɛnsi. Di Rɔshian dɛn bin flay go na ɔda planɛt dɛn. Dɛn bin de mek di ples big.
  Insay 2018, di fɔs flay insay mɔtalman istri fɔ go ɔda stel wɔl dɛn bigin. Ɛn bay dis tɛm, di Rɔshian dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi flay rawnd ɔl di planɛt dɛn na di solar sistem. Pantap dat, pipul dɛn bin kam fɔ de na di Mun, Venus, Mas, ɛn Mɛksiki fɔ ɔltɛm.
  Di wɔl dɔn bi sef ɛn jɛntri. Ɛn insay 2019, Tsa Jɔj di Fɔs bin mek di tɔd de fɔ lɛf fɔ wok insay di wik Frayde. Ɛn naw pipul dɛn bigin fɔ rilaks mɔ. Ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ go na di bɔdi we Gɔd mek. Ɛn dɛn bin ridyus di de we dɛn bin de wok to siks awa.
  Gret Rɔshia dɔn win nyu frɔnt dɛn!
  
  
  KRIMƐN WƆ FƆ DI INVINSIBUL BAREFUOT FƆ
  Na, 4 gyal pikin dɛn bin dɔn na di Kraym Wɔ, ɛn dɛn bin go fɛt wit di landin fɔs dɛn na Briten, Frans ɛn di Sadini kiŋdɔm.
  Di fɛt na Alma, usay di Rɔshian ami bin kɔba di rod fɔ go na Sɛvastopol.
  Inglish ɛn Frɛnch bin de krep insay Rɔshian pozishɔn dɛn. Di Rɔshian dɛn mit dɛn wit faya frɔm fa, ɛn dɛn mek sɔm damej.
  Bɔt di ɛnimi bin de kam nia mɔ ɛn mɔ. Pan ɔl we di tin dɛn we di British ɛn Frɛnch pipul dɛn bin de lɔs bin de bɔku. Ɛspɛshali we dɛn kam nia.
  Bɔt di 4 gyal pikin dɛn bin go insay di fɛt.
  Di wɔri pipul dɛn pul dɛn blawz ɛn dɛn lɛf dɛn wit tin, blu panti nɔmɔ. Klosap ɔl nekɛd: tri blant ɛn wan rɛd-hɛd.
  We Ilizabɛt shek in bɔdi we nɔ gɛt natin wit skarlet nipples, i lans wan grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i bin hit di Inglish ɛn Frɛnch.
  Dɔn i ala se:
  - Mi na di wɔl champion!
  Dɔn Ɛlɛna bin faya pan di British dɛn. I bin kɔt dɔŋ wit wan bɔs frɔm wan mashin gɔn we dɛn tek frɔm di fyuchu. Ɛn i trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Inglish ɛn Frɛnch sojaman dɛn we bin skata.
  Dɔn Ɔrora bin kam insay di fɛt. I bin gi wan tɔn bak to di British dɛn. Ɛn i trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Dɔn i bin chɛk:
  - Mi na wan supa gyal!
  Ɛn Ekaterina bin faya di mashin gɔn nɛks. I bin de kɔt in ɛnimi dɛn dɔŋ. I bin le wan ol layn dɔŋ. Ɛn i bin de chirp:
  - Di ɛnimi dɛn nɔ go pas!
  Ɛn bak di grenade we di titi in fut we nɔ gɛt natin trowe, de flay.
  Di British ɛn Frɛnch dɛn skata.
  Ilizabɛt bin de faya. I de kɔt di padi dɛn ɛn i de swɛt:
  - Mi na distrɔkshɔn!
  Ɛn bak wan grenade we pɔsin we nɔ gɛt natin fɔ trowe, de flay. Ɛn di wan dɛn we de agens dɛn kin skata ɔlsay.
  Neks, Elena de shot. Mows dɔŋ di bastar dɛn. Ɛn i kin ala bak se:
  - Na di bot!
  Ɛn i kin trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Wan wɔriɔ we rili aktif.
  Ɛn afta dat, Ekaterina shot. Ɛn i sɔprayz fɔ no se i kɔrɛkt. I bin kɔt wan ol layn ɛn shek in skarlet nipples. Ɛn afta dat, wan grenade we dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin kin lans kin flay.
  Ɛn na ya Ɔrora de kɔndɔkt aim faya. Ɛn i kin shot bak kɔrɛkt wan we kin mek pɔsin sɔprayz. Mows dɔŋ wan ol bɔnch ɛnimi dɛn. Sho tong we i de tɔk.
  Ɛn afta dat, di dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn se:
  - Mek wi du evritin fo faiv!
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn kin bit di Inglish ɛn Frɛnch dɛn so wit zil. Dem hit dem laik chop. Ɛn dɛn kin win wit kɔnfidɛns.
  Ɛlizabɛt trowe di grenade bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I de skata di wan dɛn we de agens am. Dɔn i gi wan tɔn ɛn se:
  - Krɔs blow.
  Ɛn afta dat i kin grin.
  Elena sɛf de shot na ya. Wan gyal we gɛt wan ol tawzin dɛbul dɛn insay. Ɛn i nɔ go izi fɔ lɛ pɔsin win da kayn wɔman de.
  Ɛn bak wit wan fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we dɛn kɔt kɔt, dɛn bin sɛn wan grenade we de kil.
  Ɛn afta dat, Ɔrora gi wan tɔn to di Inglish. Knocks dem daun...
  Ɛn wan grenade de flay kɔmɔt na in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Di titi bin siŋ se:
  - Barefoot drim, mi na big biuti!
  Ɛn i pul in tit dɛn bak.
  Ilizabɛt de bifo di atak. I desperate ɛn na rili kul gyal. Ɛn i de shot pan di padi dɛn we de kam nia am. Mows dɛn dɔŋ. Wetin nɔto bulɛt na hit we dɛn aim fayn fayn wan.
  Ɛn i kin trowe grenade bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Di British dɛn kin fɔdɔm lɛk se dɛn dɔn day.
  Ɛn di titi de sho in tit se:
  - Biliv mi, fɔ bi Rɔshian na gladi at!
  Ɛn bak, we i de sho in tit, ivin di tayga kin fred.
  Elena go trowe di gift fɔ day bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I shek in chɛst we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn swɛt:
  - In di nem fɔ di Fadaland!
  Ɛn bak frɔm wan mashin gɔn na di British.
  Ɔrora de krɔs di British dɛn bak. I de bit dɛn wit ɔl in frenzied fury. Ɛn so i kɔrɛkt. Ɛn di sem tɛm, i kin trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we fayn, ɛn i kin pwɛl di ɛnimi.
  Ɛn i se:
  - A go skata ɔl di fasist dɛn!
  Katrin trowe grenade bak wit in fayn fayn leg we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i tɔk se:
  - Dɛn wan ya nɔto fasist! Dis na di British ɛn Frɛnch dɛn we nɔ bin laki fɔ kam insay wi teritɔri!
  Ɔrora bin hiss wit agresiv wan:
  - Mɔ! Dem go get gud whack in di horns!
  Ɛn bak di grenade we wan titi in fut we nɔ gɛt fut dɔn lans de flay. Ɛn i de skata di wan dɛn we de agens am.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn de wok lɛk pɔsin we de kɔt lawn. Ɛn us kayn bɔdi dɛn gɛt? Nek, mɔsul, busty, wit strɔng thigh. Ɛn di leg dɛn so big dat big bɔl dɛn we gɛt mɔsul dɛn kin rɔl rawnd. Dis na di gyal pikin dɛn! Dɛn jɔs de wam ɛn dɛn de shayn!
  Dɛn kayn gyal pikin dɛn de! Dɛn gɛt da kayn fayn fayn tin ya, trɛnk ɛn gris de.
  Ɛlizabɛt shot bak. Knock out fifti allies wit wan burst. Ɛn i se, i de sho in fang dɛn:
  - A go bi champion!
  Ɛn bak di titi tek am ɛn nak in padi dɛn, ɛn lans wan paket we de bɔn wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  I bin brok di Kraut dɛn na ɔl di say dɛn.
  Ɛn afta dat, Ɛlɛna bin go insay di fɛt. Ɛn i bin gi wan tɔn bak. I bin kɔt di ɛnimi dɔŋ, rili kɔrɛkt wan.
  I bin trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i bin de chirp:
  - Mi na big big supama!
  Ɛn i go rili laf!
  Dis gyal pikin na di ays pas ɔl di aerobatics!
  Ɛn afta dat, Ɔrora tek pat pan di fɛt wit big gudnɛs. Aw i bin sabi fɔ lans lɛmon wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Simply charming wan.
  I blast di French ɛn Inglish bay we i twit:
  - Barefut drim we yu de drim!
  Ɛn bak i gi wan tɔn, ɛn wan we i bin aim fayn fɔ dat.
  Ɛn na ya Ekaterina de kam. I de pwɛl in yon fasist dɛn. I de kɔt dɛn dɔŋ lɛk ship ɔnda sik. Ɛn i fil lɛk se i de pan di ɔs we wayt pas ɔl we yu kin imajin.
  Ɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we fayn, i de trowe mɛsej bɔt day. Knock out di wan dɛn we de agens am.
  Dɔn, we i de sho in tit, i laf:
  - Mi na wetin dɛn kɔl superblow!
  Ɛn bak di titi de shot rili kɔrɛkt wan. Ɛn i de pwɛl di wan dɛn we de sɔpɔt am. I tan lɛk ɔs dɛn fut we de krɔs mɔtalman stuf.
  Ilizabɛt nel in padi dɛn. I de sho in shap tit dɛn ɛn i de chip:
  - Mi na wan magnificent kwin!
  Ɛn wan lɛmon we pɔsin we nɔ gɛt natin kin trowe kin flay.
  Dɔn Ɛlɛna bin gi wan tɔn. Ɛn i bin de trowe grenade bak wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Dɔn Ɔrora mek splash, i rili kil in padi dɛn ɛn sho in shap tit dɛn. I bin kɔt ɔlman dɔŋ.
  Ɛn frɔm grenade we dɛn lans wit yu fut we nɔ gɛt natin, sɔntin we de kil kin flay.
  Ɛn afta dat, Ekaterina. I de kil di Kraut dɛn bak. Ɛn i de du am rili, rili kil.
  Ɛn wan grenade de flay kɔmɔt na in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Bɔt di gyal pikin dɛn de pan di ɔs we wayt pas ɔl.
  Di British ɛn Frɛnch dɛn bin lɔs bɔku bɔku tin dɛn we dɛn bin de fɛt na Alma ɛn dɛn bin tɔn bak. Bɔt, mɔ ɛn mɔ pipul dɛn bin de kam fɔ ɛp dɛn. Dɛn bin de kɛr sojaman dɛn na si. Ɛn bɔku pan dɛn bin de, ivin di wan dɛn we kɔmɔt na Tɛki.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn tek advantej pan di stɔp fɔ ful-ɔp di tin dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ mek mashin gɔn ɛn grenade dɛn.
  Dɛn 4 ya bin rili gɛt op. Dɛn se Rɔshia nɔ go gri pan dis wɔ. Ɛn nɔ tink se di British dɛn go gɛt rial chans.
  Dɛn bin ful-ɔp di Rɔshian ami bak. Wan nyu fɛt bin de kam.
  Na da sem tɛm de, ɔtom kam ɛn i bin kol mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Ɛlizaveta bin mɛmba di stori bɔt di bɔbɔ we nem Zhenya we bin de na Kraym. We i bin de pan pati de. Leta insay di fɔl, di bɔbɔ bin dɔn di wok. Deliv wan impɔtant ripɔt to di ɔndagrɔn fɛtman dɛn na Kerch. Di ripɔt bin ayd insay di il fɔ di but. Di bɔbɔ put dɛn nyu sus ya na in nɛk ɛn waka pas wan ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti kilomita we i nɔ wɛr fut, pan di shap shap ston dɛn na di Kraym rod dɛn.
  Di bɔbɔ we nɔ bin ol tɛn ia yet, sho se i gɛt maynd. Na mɔnin, dɛn kin kɔba di shap shap ston dɛn wit frɔst, ɛn dɛn kin lɛf pikin dɛn fut prɛnt, we na bɔy pikin dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin, pan dɛn.
  Pan ɔl we Zhenya kin waka barefut klos to ɔl di ia, pas nɔmɔ we frɔst de, afta we i dɔn waka fɔ sɔm awa pan shap ston dɛn, in fut we nɔ gɛt natin bigin fɔ it ɛn di kɔlus dɛn na in fut bigin fɔ it.
  Di bɔbɔ bin sɔfa, bɔt i bin waka. Ɛn i bin ivin mek in spid kwik, pan ɔl we i bin dɔn kol.
  Ɔltin bin fɔ dɔn fayn, bɔt wan pɔsin we tɔn in bak pan am bin kɔmɔt biɛn Zhenya. Dɛn bin kech di bɔbɔ.
  Na de dɛn bin de mek i sɔfa bad bad wan. Dɛn chɛr mi klos ɛn lɛf mi nekɛd na di kol. Dɔn dɛn tɔn kol wata pan am. I dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i friz. Dɔn dɛn kɛr mi go na di ɔl. Dɛn pul mi ɔp na di rɛk ɛn bigin fɔ bit mi wit waya we gɛt rɛd ɔt na mi bak, bɛlɛ, mi sayd, ɛn mi bɔt.
  Dɔn di pɔsin we de kil di pɔsin put ɔt ayɛn na di payɔnia in chɛst. Neks, dɛn layt wan brazi ɔnda di bɔbɔ in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Di payɔnia bin kray bɔku tɛm bikɔs i bin fil pen we i nɔ bin ebul fɔ bia. Lɔs kɔnshɛns. Bɔt i nɔ bin gi ɛnibɔdi. Pan ɔl we di Nazi dɛn bin brok ɔl in fut finga dɛn wit ɔt tong. Dɔn dɛn kin huk di rib dɛn ɛn chuk di nɛv no dɛn wit ɔt nidul dɛn.
  Di tin we bin rili apin na we dɛn bin de mek dɛn sɔfa wit ilɛktrik shɔk. Dɛn bin put Zhenya tru di rank dɛn. Bɔt di bɔbɔ nɔ tɔk natin.
  Dɔn di Nazi dɛn kam wit wan bad bad kil fɔ am. Dɛn nel am ɔpsayd dɔŋ, nel in an na di tebul, ɛn in leg dɛn na di krɔs, nel am ɛn spre am na difrɛn say dɛn.
  Na nɛt, Ɛlizabɛt ɛn Ɛlɛna bin dɔn kɛr di bɔbɔ kɔmɔt na di krɔs. Di payɔnia we bin ebul fɔ bia wit di prɔblɛm dɛn we bin rili wɔndaful, bin stil de alayv.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin ebul fɔ pul am wit di ɛp fɔ wan mɛrɛsin, ɛn ivin mek i go bak na di wokples. Bɔt di bɔbɔ bin de drim bad bad drim dɛn we dɛn bin de mek i sɔfa fɔ lɔng tɛm.
  Ɛlizabɛt insɛf bin de na Hitlɛr in slev. I de hang pan di rɛk. Ɛn dɛn bin frɛsh in leg dɛn bak. Bɔt bikɔs i bin rili fayn, di pɔsin we bin de kil am bin tray fɔ mek i nɔ bɔn in skin wit ɔt ayɛn. I bin de muf faya ɛn mɛtal frɔm fa, wet in skin wit ɔyl ɛn wata. So a bin fri di brɔst dɛn bak. Na tru se i bin de mek pɔsin fil pen, bɔt Ɛlizabɛt bin ebul fɔ no di say we i de fil ɛn i nɔ bin de fil natin.
  Bɔt na dis na di rayt tin we di fasist dɛn go si se dɛn go sɔprayz pas ɔl. So, di titi mek lɛk se in na fulman ɛn ala, kray, ɛn beg fɔ mek dɛn sɔri fɔ am.
  I bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ di Jamani pipul dɛn nɔ gɛt natin agens am. Ɛn afta dat, Ɛlizabɛt na so fayn fayn blant uman. Wan SS kɔlɔnɛl bin rep am. Ɛn a lɛf fɔ tɛl tɛnki fɔ di gladi at we dɛn gi mi.
  Bay di we, Ɛlizabɛt bin ivin gɛt ɔrgazm, fɔ du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit man we dɛn et na tin we nɔ kɔmɔn ɛn i kin kol.
  Afta dat di titi lan se: biuti na wɛpɔn. Ɛn i bin yuz am fayn fayn wan.
  Naw di gyal pikin dɛn bin de ple kad ɛn tɔk bɔt prɔblɛm dɛn.
  Ɔrora bin gi advays, ɛn grin in smɔl fes se:
  - Mek wi atak di enemi wi sef!
  Ilizabɛt bin de gigl se:
  - Fo agenst tɛn tawzin?
  Di dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia bin tɔk se:
  - Bɔt wi gɛt supiriɔriti pan wɛpɔn, ɛn wi dɔn ɔlrɛdi pwɛl pas wan tawzin ɛnimi dɛn.
  Catherine ad wit wan grin se:
  - Apat frɔm dat, wi go fɛt insay panti nɔmɔ. Dis min se wi go gɛt rili fayn protɛkshɔn.
  Elizabeth skrach Elena in rawnd, pink, gyal il ɛn tɔk se:
  - Wel... Dis na wan aidia we rili intrestin. Sɔntɛm wi go rili ebul fɔ du dis?
  Ɔrora, we i bin de sho in big tit dɛn, bin tɔk se:
  - Yes, wi go du so! Rɔshia, witout ɛni dawt, fɔ win di kɔlishin fɔ stet dɛn we nɔ lɛk am.
  Ɛn ɔl di 4 gyal pikin dɛn ala, dɛn trowe dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɔp:
  - Glori to di big big empire na di wɔl!
  Afta dat, di sojaman dɛn go fɛt. Wetin mek dɛn fɔ stil de shem?
  Na ɔtom di nɛt dɛn kin lɔng ɛn na tɛm fɔ strayk. Ɛspɛshali bikɔs i de friz.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn de waka, dɛn de splash dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin na di pɔt dɛn ɛn brok di ays we de krɔs.
  Ɔl dɛn signɛshɔn klos: blu panti. Dat i izi fɔ du ɛn i pɔsibul.
  Yu kin fɛt wit maynd. Ɛn di wɔman dɛn, we nɔ gɛt wan dawt, we dɛn kin lɛf smɔl fɔ nekɛd, dɛn rili fayn.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de trowe shap disk dɛn wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Dɛn kɔt di sɛnt dɛn, ɛn blɔd de kɔmɔt na dɛn trot. Dɔn dɛn bin de purr:
  - Wi na di ays fɔm fɔ kɔnshɛns! Ɛn pwɛl pwɛl bak
  Na Ɛlizabɛt na bin di fɔs pɔsin we bin yuz mashin gɔn fɔ faya. I bin de kɔt di Inglish, di Frɛnch, di Turks, ɛn siŋ:
  - Mi na fɛtman gyal. Mi injin de bɔn faya! Ɛvin na mi ples fɔ de!
  Ɛn aw i de trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn skata tu-tri ɛnimi dɛn, we gɛt ɔl kayn strɛp.
  Dɔn Ɛlɛna faya wan bɔs, ɛn kɔt in ɛnimi dɛn dɔŋ. Ɛn i kin trowe grenade bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we fayn.
  Dɔn i se:
  - Ɛn Tsar Nicholas na pɔsin we nɔ go ebul fɔ win!
  Neks, Ɔrora de faya. I de kɔt in ɛnimi dɛn dɔŋ ɛn tɔk wit gladi at se:
  - Mi na barefut drim, ɛn na big biuti!
  Ɛn i kin stik in tɔŋ bak. Na wan wɔndaful gyal we gɛt rɛd ia. Na bay wilful di Jamani pipul dɛn bin kech am fɔ mek dɛn go mek i sɔfa. Di Nazi dɛn bin de put wayt wayt ayɛn pan in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i jɔs laf fɔ ansa am. Dis na Ɔrora! Dis na rili gyal we gɛt di bɛst aerobatics!
  We dɛn hit plen wit balistik mishɔl dɛn.
  I kin trowe grenade bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn afta dat, Katrin de we de fɛt lɛk wayl animal. I de pwɛl di ɛnimi. Brek am lɛk dɔl.
  Di titi trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i de swɛt, ɛn i de sho in tit:
  "Mi na sojaman so dat di ɛnimi we strɔng pas ɔl ɛn we denja pas ɔlman kin fɔdɔm na in ni bifo mi!"
  Ɛn bak i go lans wan ol bɔnch grenade dɛn we de kil wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn afta dat, Ɛlizabɛt put prɛshɔn pan am. Dis na di Terminator gyal. Ɛn usay dis kayn fayn ɛn blant gyal we tan lɛk fresh sno kɔmɔt? Aw yu want fɔ gɛt afɛkt wit pɔsin lɛk dat.
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn kin go bifo ɛn krɔs dɛn padi dɛn lɛk eg shel.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ go bifo tru di kamp fɔ di British, Frɛnch ɛn Turks.
  Ilizabɛt bin nel am. I bin trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i bin de swɛt se:
  - Mi na klas A wɔriɔ!
  Ɛn bak lɛk bulɛt.
  Elena bin bit in ɛnimi bak. I skata wan ol krawd we na Inglish pipul dɛn ɛn ala se:
  - Mi na wɔriɔ we gɛt fet, ɛn ɛgzampul to ɔlman!
  Ɛn afta dat, Ɔrora bigin fɔ kɔl am. I bin gi bak wan tɔn we i bin gɛt fɔ du wit gud aim. Ɛn afta dat, i tek am ɛn trowe wan grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn afta dat, Katrin bin go insay di fɛt. Wan gyal we bin rili gɛt trɛnk, i tek ɛn wej wan ol bɔnch grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn i bin gi wan tɔn. I bin de kɔt bɔku British ɛn Frɛnch pipul dɛn dɔŋ.
  Ɛlizaveta bin faya ɛn lans grenade bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  En mowed down wan bunch of allies.
  Neks, Elena bin faya wan bɔs. Dɔn i lans di grenade bak wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn i kray se:
  - Nikolai, Nikolai, Kolya, ɛn ɔda pipul dɛn!
  Ɔgɔstin insɛf bin de kɔs am, i bin de chip:
  - Tsarevich Nikolai we de na di kɔntri...
  Ɛn wan grenade we dɛn lans wit fut we nɔ gɛt natin, de flay.
  Ekaterina bin faya bak wan bɔs. Mowed dɔŋ padi dɛn.
  Ɛn i trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  - If yu gɛt fɔ rul...
  Ilizabɛt bin hit bak. Shot ɛn swɛt:
  - Nɔ ɛva fɔgɛt...
  Ɛn bak wan grenade we pɔsin we nɔ gɛt natin fɔ trowe, de flay.
  Ɛn Ɛlɛna insɛf bigin fɔ bɔs. Ɛn afta dat, i trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Dɔn i bin twit se:
  - Dat di polis de fait.
  Dɔn Ɔrora tek ɛn trowe wan grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Skata di fasist dɛn. Ɛn i bin de chirp:
  - Na mi na wetin de kil fasist dɛm!
  Ekaterina bin gi wan tɔn bak ɛn ad se:
  - If nɔto fasist, den ɛnimi dɛn!
  Ɛn i bin trowe grenade bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ilizabɛt insɛf bin faya. Mowed dɔŋ ɛnimi dɛn. Afta dat di lɛmon we in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin bin trowe, flay go.
  Di wɔman bin tɔk bak se:
  - Mi na di mistres fɔ di tornado!
  Dɔn Ɛlɛna bɔs wit faya we bɔs. Ɛn i go kɔt padi dɛn dɔŋ. Ɛn i de chirp:
  - Flay day we de flay!
  Ɛn bak wan grenade we dɛn trowe wit fut we nɔ gɛt natin de blo ɔlman go.
  Ɛn afta dat, Ɔrora. I go tek am ɛn blast am wit mashin gɔn. Go krɔs di Inglish pipul dɛn. Ɛn i de grin:
  - Mi na wan supa kul gyal!
  Ɛn bak wan grenade we pɔsin we nɔ wɛr fut trowe de flay. Gorgeous gyal pikin.
  Ɛn afta dat, Ekaterina go giv in bak. Ɛn i go bit yu wit mashin gɔn. Go mow dɔŋ wan ol row. Ɛn i de kɔs:
  - Spays landin fɔ land! Nɔbɔdi nɔ go stɔp!
  Ɛn bak di fayn fayn tin bigin fɔ shot.
  Fo gyal pikin dɛn we de na nɛt we frɔsti kin lɛf fɔ nekɛd, dɛn kin wɛr tin ɛn blu panti nɔmɔ. Dɛn kin shek dɛn strawberry nipples. Ɛn gyal pikin dɛn nɔ de tek bulɛt.
  No we nɔ de fɔ mek dɛn go insay nekɛd bɔdi. Di gyal pikin dɛn na majik uman dɛn, ɛn di we aw dɛn de ned de protɛkt dɛn.
  Katrin bin mɛmba aw insay di yunivas we bin de bifo, di Nazi dɛn bin kech wan mɛmba na Komsomol we nem Maria. Dɛn bigin fɔ mek di fayn titi sɔfa. Dɛn put dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin pan di kol. Di titi ala wit wayl pen. Dɔn dɛn bin kɛr am go na di ays. Ɛn afta dat, bak to di kol dɛn. Dɛn bigin fɔ bit di skin we nɔ gɛt natin wit waya we gɛt tik. We i dɔn, dɛn bin de mek in chɛst we nɔ gɛt natin sɔfa wit tong dɛn we gɛt rɛd ɔt. Ɛn dɛn bin trowe wan stik we bin de bɔn wit wam wam ples insay Venus in bɔdi. I ivin his ɛn bigin fɔ smok.
  Afta dat Komsomol mɛmba Maria bin fɔdɔm.
  Neks, di Jamani dɛn bin put ays wata pan am. Ɛn bak dɛn bin de mek dɛn sɔfa ɛn mek dɛn sɔfa. Dɛn bin de bɔn wit faya. Dɔn dɛn kɔnɛkt di sɛns dɛn ɛn bigin fɔ pas kɔrɛnt. Dɛn bin de mek a sɔfa difrɛn we dɛn.
  Dɛn bin mek di titi sɔfa te i day. Dɛn nɔ bin ivin kil dɛn. Dɔn di Jamani pipul dɛn bak bin tray fɔ du am wit wan payɔnia. Dɛn bin chuk di bɔbɔ wit ɔt nidul dɛn. Dɔn dɛn kam wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin to di brazi. Dɛn bin de bɔn te di bon dɛn char te to di ni dɛn.
  Dɔn dɛn ɛng di bɔbɔ pan waya. Dis na aw di Nazi dɛn bin de provok di pipul dɛn na Rɔshia. Bɔt di sɔfa we dɛn bin de mek dɛn sɔfa nɔ bin stɔp de.
  Dɛn bin de mek Katrin sɔfa bak. Dɛn bin de mek i sɔfa, ɛn i bin ivin ɛnjɔy am.
  A bin lɛk am mɔ we dɛn bin de bɔn di sɔl wit ɔt ayɛn. Dɛn kin strɔk di rɔf il wit rɛd mɛtal. Ɛn da kayn fayn fayn ɔt de.
  Dɛn bin bit Katrin bak wit wip. Dɛn bin bit am we dɛn nɔ gɛt sɔri-at. Ɛn afta dat, dɛn bit mi wit chen.
  Dɔn dɛn kin mek dɛn sɔfa mɔ. Di kɔrɛnt na jɔs tɔp klas. I kin intrestin mɔ if yu put ilɛktrɔd na say dɛn we yu de nia yu. Ɛn di tiklin kin rili kol.
  Ilizabɛt bin bit in padi dɛn. Ɛn bak i trowe wan pawaful gift we na day wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn i bin de chirp:
  - Supavaysa ɛn King Kong kɔmik dɛn!
  Elena go lans wan grenade we go kil bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i gi wan bɔs we de kil:
  - Na mi na King Kong!
  Dɔn Ɔrora faya wan mashin gɔn. Ɛn i go shek in bɔdi wit rubi nipples. Ɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, i sɛn wan lɛmon.
  Ɛn i bin de his:
  - Na mi na Ledi Kɔng?
  Ɛn afta dat, Katrin tek am ɛn faya am big big we. Ɛn i bin sɛn grenade bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn aw i de bit di Nazi dɛn. Wit dis kayn rɔsh. Ɛn skata di Inglish sojaman dɛn wit di Frɛnch dɛn.
  Nɔ, fɔ tru, Katrin mɛmba se Briten bin de insay di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ wit Rɔshia. Pantap dat, di British dɛn bin gɛt fɔ disayd fɔ du sɔntin, dɛn nɔ bin tan lɛk di Rɔshian dɛn. Ɛn if Briten nɔ bin de, i bin fɔ dɔn rili at. Bɔt naw di British ɛn Frɛnch dɛn dɔn kam na Rɔshia grɔn ɛn dɛn de krɔs Kraym.
  Ilizabɛt gi wan tɔn bak, i shek in bɔdi we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn chip:
  - A bi fɛtman lɛk supama - dat na, wɛl du!
  Ɛn bak wan grenade we wan fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we gɛt fayn fayn fut dɔn trowe, de flay.
  Elena bin tek wan tɔn. I bin de kɔt di Inglish dɛn dɔŋ ɛn swɛt:
  - Usay yu de, masta - usay!
  Ɛn bak wan grenade we pɔsin we nɔ gɛt natin fɔ trowe, de flay.
  Dɔn Ɔrora faya ɛn nak di ɛnimi dɛn wit faya we bin bɔs. Dɔn i go lans grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i go siŋ:
  - Stalin, Stalin, wi want Stalin!
  Ekaterina bin faya bak wan bɔs. I bin sho in tit ɛn chip.
  - So dat dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ brok wi! Rise up masta frɔm di wɔl!
  Ɛn bak wan grenade we dɛn lans frɔm wan fut we nɔ gɛt natin, skata ɔlman.
  Fo gyal pikin dɛn we nɔ gɛt leg ɛn we wɛr panti we nɔ gɛt natin, bin mek di British ɛn di Frɛnch dɛn, ɛn di Turks dɛn, bad bad wan. Bɔku batri dɛn bak bin pwɛl.
  Afta dat di gyal pikin dɛn bin go bak bak to di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn. Cheer yusɛf smɔl bay we yu de du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit mɔ man dɛn. We rili fayn fɔ wɛlbɔdi. Ɛn fɔ majik bak. Fɔ mek i strɔng pasmak.
  Di wɔriɔ dɛn bin ɛnjɔy smɔl fɔ ple kad. Dɔn dɛn bin de ple chɛs we dɛnsɛf mek.
  Dɔn, dɛn bin de du ɛksesaiz dɛn we dɛn bin de du fɔ mek dɛn bɔdi fayn.
  Dɛn na sojaman dɛn we kɔmɔt frɔm di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ. Bɔt di wɔ we bin go difrɛn smɔl pas di wan we bin apin insay rial istri. Speshali, wetin apin bin bi naynti pasɛnt: na Japan win na di Battle of Midway.
  Insay bɔku yunivas dɛn we fiba dɛnsɛf, Jepan bin win dis fɛt.
  Dis nɔto ɛksɛpshɔn... Na tru se dis bin gɛt impak pan di we aw di wɔ bin de go. Di samurai dɛn bin tek di Hawaiian Archipelago, ɛn di prɔpati dɛn we Amɛrika ɛn Briten bin gɛt na di Pasifik Oshɔn. Ɛn dɛn bin ivin hit India. Bikɔs ɔf dis, di British dɛn bin lɛf di Opareshɔn Tɔch, ɛn dɛn nɔ bin win Rɔmɛl na Ijipt.
  Na tru se di samurai nɔ bin opin sɛkɔn frɔnt. Na Stalingrad, di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin du wan ɔpreshɔn we bin kɔmɔt fayn. Bɔt afta dat, wan tin we nɔ gri wit di rial stori bigin. Mainstein bin gɛt mɔ riinfɔsmɛnt frɔm di Third Reich ɛn i bin ebul fɔ brok tru to Paulus. Bikɔs Afrika nɔ bin de ambɔg di Jamani dɛn maynd, usay kol at bin de ɛn dɛn nɔ bin de tek Frans, dɛn bin gɛt mɔ divishɔn ɛn mɔ di plen dɛn, we bin mek i pɔsibul fɔ brok wan kɔridɔ fɔ go na di Stalingrad pɔkit.
  Di fɛt bin rili bad. Hitler nɔ bin want fɔ kɔmɔt na Stalingrad. Bɔt insay di kol sizin, di Jamani pipul dɛn nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ trɛnk fɔ ol. Bɔt na ya Stalin insɛf bin mek mistek. Ɔda fɔ storm Stalingrad. Dis bin mek di Nazi dɛn ebul fɔ ol di kɔridɔ ɛn tɔn di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn we bin de go bifo.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin ebul fɔ ol ɔp na di sɛnta bak. Na nia Leningrad nɔmɔ di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin brok wan kɔridɔ. Bɔt Opareshɔn Iskra bin las fɔ lɔng tɛm ɛn i bin lɔs bɔku bɔku mɔni. So i nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ bil pan di sakrifays.
  Di fɛt bin drɛg te spring. Te to wan nyu kɔwnta atak we di Nazi dɛn bin du ɛn mek di tin dɛn we bin de apin na Stalingrad kam bak.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin gɛt sakrifays, bɔt dɛn bin fos dɛn fɔ deklare tɔtal wɔ ɛn fɔ ful-ɔp dɛn sojaman dɛn bak.
  Na insay Jun nɔmɔ wan nyu Nazi fɛt-fɛt bigin along di Vɔlga na di sawt say.
  Dɛn fɛt ya bin tek pat: "Panthers", "Tigers", "Ferdinands" ɛn "Lions". Di las tank bin we naynti tan ɛn i bin gɛt wan pawaful gɔn, we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ brok brok.
  Bɔt di Rɛd Ami bin gɛt strɔng wɔl dɛn. Di we aw di Nazi dɛn bin de go bifo nɔ bin bɔku. Ɛn di tin dɛn we dɛn kin lɔs rili bɔku. Ɛspɛshali bɔku "Panthers" dɛn bin lɔs, we bin gɛt wik sayd protɛkshɔn. Di "Lion" we bin de muv sloslo nɔ bin tu gud bak. I klia se 800 ɔspawɛl injin nɔ go du fɔ naynti tan. Plus di gun bin geht wan slo rεt fכ faya.
  Bɔt di wangren bɛnifit we di "Lion" gɛt we yu kɔmpia am to di "Tiger" na di 100-mm tik sayd ɛn riya armɔ, ɛn ivin na angle.
  Di "Lion" bin shep lɛk big "Panther", we mek dɛn protɛkt am fayn fayn wan, bɔt di tank bin tu dia ɛn ebi, i nɔ bin izi fɔ transpɔt.
  Bikɔs di US nɔ bin bɔm di Third Reich ɛn Briten bin ebul fɔ pe fɔ pin-bayt nɔmɔ, di Jamani dɛn bin mek mɔ ikwipmɛnt pas insay rial istri ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ impruv di Layɔn projɛkt. Pan ɔl we na prɛktikal wɔd dɛn, sɔntɛm di Tayga de wok mɔ.
  Di lonch fɔ di Maus siriɔs wan bin de kam nia bak.
  Dɔn 4 gyal pikin dɛn bin fɛt na di fɔs pozishɔn dɛn. Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin tray, we dɛn bin de muf along di Vɔlga, fɔ rich na di Kaspian Si ɛn kɔt di Kɔkas bay land.
  Bɔt di fayn fayn tin dɛn de agens dɛn. Ɛn afta dat, di gyal pikin dɛn tray wan nyu tin: dɛn pul dɛn klos te dɛn panti, ɛn dɛn nɔ wɛr fut, we i lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nekɛd, dɛn fɛt na di fɔs ples we di Wehrmacht atak bin de.
  Ɛlizabɛt bin trowe wan grenade pan di Nazi dɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn tɔn di Panta, afta dat i ala se:
  - Fɔ di Mama Land ɛn Stalin!
  Fɔ sho yu lɔng tɔŋ.
  En den Elena fuk op. I brok wan Jamani tank ɛn ala se:
  - Mi na di gyal we de tear di fasist dɛm!
  Ɛn i kin trowe grenade bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn afta dat, Ɔrora bin go insay di fɛt. I go lanch sɔntin bak we go kil am wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Go knock out di fasist dem. Ɛn i go siŋ bak se:
  - Mi na di dɛbul!
  Ɛn Katrin bin tos di lɛmon wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Skata di Kraut dɛn. Ɛn i brok di katapila na di Lev tank, ɛn ala se:
  - Mi na di mistres fɔ day!
  Ɛn dɛn ɔl 4 bin rili aktif wan fɔ krɔs di fasist dɛn. Ɛn i bin bit...
  Di bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn we Hitlɛr bin de fɛt bin go bifo fɔ tati to tati fayv kilomita insay di fɔs tɛn dez.
  Dɔn wan tank fɛt bin apin. Di Fayv Ami bin gi fɛt to di Nazi dɛn. Di fɛt sho se di Layɔn tank bin jɔs gud frɔm fa. Ɛn di "Panther" nɔ bad we yu de fa. Bɔt klos ap i de giv ɔp.
  Bɔku ship dɛn bin de insay dis fɛt. Ɛspɛshali agens Lɛv. Di Jaman motoka nɔ bin ebul fɔ go insay di sayd wit tati-fo ɛn dɛn bin ram am fɔ natin.
  Bɔt ɔl togɛda, di fɛt sho se di Nazi dɛn bɛtɛ pas ɔlman we dɛn de fɛt fɔ lɔng tɛm, ɛn dɛn gɛt bɔku tin dɛn fɔ du.
  Bɔt na di gyal pikin dɛn de fɛt na di tank kru dɛn na di Rɛd Ami. Ɛn bikɔs i hot, di gyal pikin dɛn jɔs wɛr bikini ɛn barefut. Ɛn i rili fayn.
  Ɛn dɛn kin trit di Nazi dɛn. Lɛk wit we gɛt flay. Dis na gyal pikin, dis na supa klas biuti.
  Tɛn dez mɔ we dɛn bin de fɛt. Di Nazi dɛn bin go bifo fayvtin kilomita mɔ, bɔt dɛn nɔ ɛva rich usay dɛn de du di wok ɛn dɛn bin stɔp.
  Wi bin sɔfa tumɔs lɔs insay di twɛnti dez we wi bigin fɔ lɔs. Apat frɔm dat, di Rɛd Ami bin bigin fɔ go bifo na di nɔt pat na Stalingrad. Ɛn ivin di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin wed dɛnsɛf smɔl na di Jaman difɛns dɛn.
  Di op we di Nazi dɛn bin gɛt fɔ Focke-Wulf nɔ bin rili rayt. Dis mashin bin tɔn to pɔsin we nɔ bin rili ebul fɔ muv. Bɔt i kin tinap tranga wan ɛn i gɛt pawaful wɛpɔn dɛn.
  Na bin wan mutual exchange of blows. Di uman dɛn we de flay plen dɛn bin gɛt nem mɔ we dɛn de fɛt. Dɛn bin fɛt bak lɛk se dɛn nekɛd. Bɔku pan dɛn nɔ kin ivin wɛr bras. Ɛn dɛn bin ivin rili gɛt sɛns.
  Fɔ ɛgzampul, wan payɔnia we nem Magarita. Na so wan fayn fayn ɔni blond. Ɛn insay blak panti nɔmɔ. I gɛt da kayn fayn fayn bɔdi de we kin mek pɔsin in at gladi. Dat yu jos wan mek lov wit dis kain magnificent stunner. Dis na so wan wɔndaful wɔriɔ we de fɛt wɔ.
  Ɛn di leg dɛn nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn dɛn rili fayn.
  Na ya di titi opin in Yak ɛn pres di pedal wit in bare, pink sole. Shot frɔm wan ay kanɔn. I bang wan Jaman motoka ɛn ala se:
  "Wi go aks Gɔd fɔ put mi ɛn mi padi insay sɔm enjɛl rejimɛnt!"
  Ɛn i kin hit bak.
  Ɛn na in raytan, wan ɔda titi de fɛt. Dɔn bak, i nɔ wɛr fut, i dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i nekɛd, na in panti nɔmɔ wayt. Ɛn insɛf na rɛd-hɛd, ɛn so sɛxy. Nɔto wan de we dɛn nɔ du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs.
  Ɛn i de pwɛl in yon fasist dɛn... So i prɛs di triga wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. En mowed down di Fritz in di skay.
  Ɛn i bin chɛk se:
  - Mi Mamaland na fambul!
  En stik out her tong...
  Wɛl, aw yu go brok tru wit dɛn kayn fayn fayn tin dɛn de na di skay!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn, afta dɛn stɔp fɔ shɔt tɛm, dɛn atak di ami bak we dɛn bin de sɔpɔt dɛn. Dis
  dɛn stayl na fɔ mek di sojaman dɛn na Ingland ɛn Frans nɔ gɛda. Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn kin klaym lɛk ebi ebi tank dɛn we gɛt bɔku bɔku barɛl dɛn.
  Dɛn kin shot dɛnsɛf ɛn trowe grenade wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn bikɔs i dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nekɛd, di wan dɛn we de sɔpɔt dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ bit dɛn, pan ɔl we bɔku bɔku bulɛt dɛn de flay. Bɔt dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ tek bɔdi we fayn ɛn we nekɛd wit artileri ɛn gɔn.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn kin waka, ɔ fɔ se dɛn kin rɔn, tru di frɔst ɛn sno. Ɛn dɛn kin shot rili kɔrɛkt wan. Ɛni shot, rili kɔrɛkt, rayt na di fɔrɛst.
  Ɛlizabɛt tek am ɛn blast am wit mashin gɔn. Yuz di majik we di gyal pikin de sɛn katrij dɛn we nɔ go ebul fɔ chenj. Dɛn bin kil di wan dɛn we bin de sɔpɔt di gɔvmɛnt. Dɛn bin de pwɛl dɛn we dɛn nɔ bin de trit dɛn kɔmpin dɛn. Ɛn dɛn was di British dɛn.
  Di titi trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i bin win di wan dɛn we bin atak dɛn.
  I kɔntinyu fɔ shot ɛn i bin rili kɔrɛkt.
  Ɛn i bin de kray wit wamat:
  - Mi na Rɔshian harpi!
  Ɛn aw i go laf.
  Ɛn Ɛlɛna go tek am ɛn bit di fasist dɛn. Ɛn i kɔt dɛn dɔŋ. Dɛn dɔn grind am. Ɛn i kin trowe grenade bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i go laf.
  - Mi na Supaman!
  Ɛn i shot insɛf bak...
  Ɛn afta dat, Ɔrora dɔn ɔlrɛdi de faya. Ɛn i kin kɔt di wan dɛn we de agens am bak.
  Ɛn i kin trowe grenade bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Knock out di wan dɛn we de agens am.
  Ɛn i de chirp:
  - Ɔltin go jɔs fayn!
  Ɛn Katrin de mek di British ɛn di Frɛnch dɛn sɔfa. Literally tears dem apart in bursts. Ɛn afta dat, i trowe wan lɛmon wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin jɔyn an tranga wan as padi dɛn. Ɛn mɔ bikɔs ɔf dɛn nekɛd bɔdi, dɛn de kɔntrol di say usay dɛn de fɛt. Dɛn kin krɔs di British ɛn di Frɛnch dɛn.
  Aw dɛn bin krɔs di Jamani dɛn insay dɛn tɛm. Di Nazi dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ mek wan ɔfens we de go na di Kaspian Si nia di Vɔlga, usay dɛn nɔ bin de alaw gyal pikin dɛn we bin dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ nekɛd.
  Bɔt di Nazi dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ du bɛtɛ na di sawt. Dɛn bin stil ebul fɔ tek Ɔdzhonikidze ɛn rawnd Grozny. Bɔt stil, di Jamani pipul dɛn rili strɔng. Di sojaman dɛn bin ful-ɔp wit fɔrina dɛn. Dɛn kɔl di wokman dɛn, ɛn put slev dɛn insay dɛn. Wi bin de yuz bɔku tɛknɔlɔji. Wan kol at bin de na Afrika. I bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ Briten nɔ fɛt ɛnibɔdi. De facto, na bin rial, pan ɔl we nɔto ɔfishal, trus. We, fɔ tru, de ple na di Jamani dɛn an. Di Fritz dɛn bin yuz di Italiyan dɛn ɛn di Frɛnch dɛn mɔ fɔ fɛt. Di Wehrmacht in land ami bin pas twɛlv milyɔn. Ɛn i bin bi maksimam.
  Fɔ di USSR, di tin bin kɔmplikt bikɔs i bin ebul fɔ mek Jepan go insay di wɔ, we bin tek India ɛn bɔku pan Chaina. Samurai gɛt bɔku infantri.
  Stalin bin tray fɔ fɛn we fɔ dɔn at le wan tɛmporari trus. Bɔt i nɔ bin rili ebul fɔ du dis.
  Hitler bin want Kɔkashian ɔyl, ɛn i bin de pres lɛk tank. Insay Ɔgɔst, di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin atak di Nazi dɛn bak we bin de na di sɛnt. I bin pɔsibul fɔ mek dɛn ebul fɔ du smɔl prɔgrɛs nɔmɔ ɛn dɛn bin lɔs bɔku mɔni. Di ofensiv nia Voronezh bin bi mo saksesful. Di Itali pipul dɛn bin fɛt ya ɛn dɛn bin brok kwik kwik wan.
  Bɔt di Jamani dɛn bin bigin fɔ atak dɛn ɛn dɛn bin mek di tin apin bak, bɔt dɛn bin pul bɔku bɔku sojaman dɛn kɔmɔt na di Kɔkas.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin sho dɛnsɛf fayn da tɛm de bak.
  Elizabeth ɛn in tim bin ivin kech wan pan di fɔs Maus dɛn. Dɛn bin muf di monsta tank. Ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ krɔs di fasist dɛn. Ɛn wit katapila, ɛn yuz tu gɔn.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn rayd insay wan tank insay dɛn shɔt ɛn pwɛl di Kraut dɛn. Di Panther bin destroy wit wel-aim shot. Dɔn tu Tayga dɛn.
  Elizabeth, we bin de faya frɔm wan 128-mm kanɔn, bin gi:
  - Mi na tru tru champion in tank distrɔkshɔn!
  Ɛn i faya bak - i smash di Panta.
  I shek in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we tan lɛk gyal pikin. Ɛn i kɔntinyu fɔ kil di wan dɛn we bin de fɛt am wit wɛpɔn dɛn.
  Elena bin blast di fasist dɛm bak ɛn twit se:
  - Daun wit di diktetaship fɔ mɔni bag!
  Ɛn wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin i bin de muv di aim. Ɛn frɔm layt gɔn i tan lɛk shotgun.
  Ɛn afta dat, Ɔrora bigin fɔ faya. I de pwɛl di Nazi dɛn bak. I de shot insɛf we i de kil di fasist dɛn.
  Ɛn i kin pres di trig wit di fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin fɔ in fayn fayn fut dɛn.
  Ɛn i de chuckles.
  Di titi bin kol se:
  - Mi na sɔntin we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ win!
  Ɛn Svetlana insɛf, wit di ɛp we in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin de gi, i de pres ɛn bit di Kraut dɛn.
  Ɛn i de kɔs:
  - Mi na gyal we kin kil bul!
  Ɛlizabɛt ɛn in padi dɛn bin rili ɛnjɔy dɛnsɛf. Ɛn dɛn bin drɛb di tank go na say dɛn we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin de.
  Pantap dat, dɛn bin mistek mek wan Rɛd Ami batri faya dɛn, bɔt ɔl di shɔɛl dɛn bin de bounce go lɛk pis frɔm tik tik klos.
  Dɔn di wɔri pipul dɛn bin sho aw fɔ flay plen.
  Ɛn afta dat, wi bin it smɔl pan trofi styu ɛn rɔm.
  Bɔt naw dɛn dɔn tek di padi dɛn. Dɛn na kɔmpitishɔn bak wit Tsarist Rɔshia we dɛn de tray fɔ rul di wɔl.
  Tsar Nicholas di Fɔs insɛf nɔ bin tu agresiv, bɔt i bin stil mek di ɛmpaya bɔku. Bifo di Kraym Wɔ, di Tsarist Rɔshia bin rich di say we i bin big pas ɔl di ɔda say dɛn we i dɔn pas. Wɛl, dis na bikɔs dɛn bin sɛl Alaska insay 1867. Bɔt if Tsar Nicholas di Fɔs nɔ bin dɔn kil insɛf ɛn liv lɔng, den... I nɔ bin fɔ dɔn sɔpɔt di nɔtan stet dɛn na di wɔ wit di sawt, ɛn i nɔ bin fɔ dɔn sɛl Alaska.
  Elizabeth nel di British... Ɛn bak, wit in bare fut, i lans wan grenade.
  Yɛs, i bin at fɔ fɛt di Nazi dɛn. Dɛn bin kruk, dɛn Kraut ya. Fɔ ɛgzampul, dɛn bin drɛb di payɔnia Ruslan nekɛd tru di sno. Dɔn, we dɛn si se di bɔbɔ tu strɔng, dɛn tek am ɛn bigin fɔ tɔn asid pan am. Ɛn afta dat, dɛn trowe am insay wan barɛl wit rat dɛn we angri. Dɛn it di bɔbɔ in bɛlɛ. Di bɔbɔ in day bin rili bad.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin fid wan ɔda payɔnia we bin de alayv to wan bea we bin angri. Ɛn bifo bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn. Dɛn bin nel di bɔbɔ pan krɔs we nɔ gɛt wanwɔd, ɛn dɛn bin kɔt in tɔŋ bak. Di bea it di payɔnia, ɛn i bin rili bad.
  Wetin di Nazi dɛn nɔ bin du. Dɛn bin drɛb wan Komsomol mɛmba nekɛd na di kol, dɔn dɛn tɔn bɔkit dɛn we gɛt wata we de bɔl, dɔn dɛn tɔn bak insay di kol.
  Ilizabɛt bin sɔprayz fɔ si dis kayn kruk we. Naw we di titi bin de krɔs di British ɛn di Frɛnch dɛn, i bin tink se i go fayn fɔ mek i win di Kraym Wɔ ɛn tɔn agens di Jamani dɛn.
  Elena bin bit am bak wit mashin gɔn. Ɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, i lans wan grenade. Charming gyal pikin.
  Ɛn blant, wit smɔl yɔlɔ ia.
  Ɛn i de chirp:
  - Rus' na invincible ɛn kul!
  Di titi mɛmba aw di Nazi dɛn bin de mek insɛf sɔfa. Dɛn kɛr am go na di ples usay dɛn de was ɛn ful-ɔp am wit stim. Ɛn afta dat, i go stret insay di ays wata we kɔmɔt na di sawna. I ivin bi ɔrijinal tin. Ɛn bak to di sawna. Bɔt afta dat, dɛn yuz di kɔrɛnt, we nɔ de mek pɔsin gladi so igen.
  Dɔn, dɛn bin de mek pipul dɛn sɔfa we dɛn bin de luk fɔ dɛn. Tu big gad dɛn we tan lɛk man bin wɛr rɔba glɔv ɛn grop di wan ol bɔdi. Ɛn i rili rud. Dɛn klaym insay ɔl di ol dɛn ɛn pɔk rawnd insay dɛn fɔ lɔng tɛm. Ɛn wan duzin man dɛn bin de wach ɛn mek kruk jok dɛn. Pen ɛn shem we miks de. Bɔt di sem tɛm, di Jamani dɛnsɛf bin de fred sɔm kayn we fɔ mek dɛn fos dɛn. Dɛn jɔs pinch ɛn miks di bɔdi. Elena bin ebul fɔ rɔnawe frɔm di say we dɛn bin de kɛr am go. Di rɔnawe bin wok fayn bikɔs i nɔ ɛva wund.
  Ɔgɔstin kin rayt to insɛf bak ɛn trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Gɛl we nɔ gɛt op igen.
  Ɛn Svetlana nɔ de fa biɛn am. Dɛn kin krɔs ɔltin ɛn frɛsh am wit faya. Ɛn i kin trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Di wɔri pipul dɛn bin pinch di British ɛn Frɛnch dɛn gud gud wan. Wi bin go bak na wi layn.
  Wi bin de ɛnjɔy fɔ du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit man dɛn smɔl. Ɛn afta dat, dɛn bigin fɔ du nyu reyd.
  Dis taim di biutiful dem atak di British dem fo si. Dɛn kɛr wan tɔpido we dɛn mek na dɛn os go na di battle cruiser ɛn sink di ship we dɛn nɔ tɔk igen.
  Afta dat, dɛn bin kam bak wit win. Dɛn na big big man dɛn.
  Sɔntɛm, i bin at fɔ fɛt wit di Jamani pipul dɛn.
  Afta di Nazi dɛn bin gɛt dɛn pozishɔn bak nia Voronezh, di fɔs layn bin stebul. We Novɛmba dɔn, di Rɛd Ami bin tray fɔ atak na di sɛnta. Bɔt di Nazi dɛn bin de ɛkspɛkt dis, ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ pul di bit dɛn bak. Wan tray fɔ brok tru nia Leningrad insay Janwari sɛf nɔ bin ebul.
  Insay Fɛbwari, di Rɛd Ami bin gɛt smɔl sakrifays dɛn nɔmɔ nia Voronezh. Ɛn wed insɛf smɔl na di nɔt pat na Stalingrad.
  Bay di sɔmma di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn ful-ɔp dɛn arsenal bak. Bay Jun, dɛn bin dɔn gɛt wan tawzin nyu ME-262 jet fɛt plen dɛn na di fɔs layn dɛn. "Panther" ɛn "Tiger"-2 ɔl tu bin kam insay di siriɔs. Na tru se di las tank bin tɔn to tu big ɛn klin ɛn bɔku tɛm i bin de brok. Bɔt di "Panther"-2, bikɔs i bin smɔl pas di tayga we gɛt wɛpɔn, i bin gɛt nyu injin ɛn 88-mm kanɔn we gɛt smɔl tɔrɛt, ɛn i bin mek i wok fayn bad wan.
  We dɛn de go, dɛn bin gɛt bak E-siris tank dɛn we gɛt mɔ dense layout, low silhouette, ɛn tik, rationally sloping armour na big angles.
  Di USSR, insɛf, bin put di T-34-85 ɛn IS-2 insay siriɔs. As well as di nyu LA-7 ɛn Yak-3. Bɔt, fɔ lɛf di Yak-9 as di wan we pipul dɛn lɛk pas ɔl. Di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt wan mɔ advans T-152, we na wan divɛlɔpmɛnt fɔ di Focke-Wulf, we na wan motoka we dɛn kin yuz fɔ du bɔku tin dɛn. Lil bifo ME-309, ɛn Yu-288, ɛn afta dat Yu-488. Di las motoka bin gɛt 4 injin dɛn, ɛn i bin so fast dat di Soviet Yaks dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ kech am.
  Bɔt di Arado jet bɔm bin prɔmis fɔ bi di wan we go prɔmis pas ɔl. Nɔn wan Soviet fɛtman nɔ bin ebul fɔ kech am, ɛn bikɔs i bin de spid bad bad wan i bin rili at fɔ shot am dɔŋ frɔm gɔn dɛn we de fɛt di plen dɛn. Di ME-163 jet nɔ bin rili wok, bɔt na dis plen bin brok di wɔl spid rɛkɔd. Bɔt, i bin jɔs flay fɔ siks minit.
  Jɛnɛral wan, di Jaman jet avieshɔn bin de divɛlɔp kwik kwik wan, ɛn smɔl smɔl di Nazi dɛn bin tek di pawa we di plen gɛt.
  Stalin bin rili wɔri bɔt dis. Sote naw, Japan bin kɔntinyu fɔ kɔntrol di Pasifik Oshɔn, ɛn i bin de brok di Amɛrika pipul dɛn wan bay wan.
  Hitler bin rili want di Land of the Rising Sun fɔ opin sɛkɔn frɔnt na di Fa Is ɛn ɛp kwik kwik wan fɔ mek Rɔshia dɔn.
  Apat frɔm dat, di Fuhrer bin want fɔ push Turkey fɔ fɛt di USSR.
  Japan bin sho se i rɛdi fɔ opin sɛkɔn frɔnt, bɔt i bin aks fɔ mek dɛn strɔng di soja opareshɔn dɛn agens di British ɛn Amɛrika pipul dɛn. Türkiye bin rili want bak fɔ pul di British trɛt ɛn gɛt pat pan Siria ɛn Irak.
  So, Hitler bin disayd fɔ mek Rommel in grup strɔng bad bad wan ɛn win di British dɛn na Ijipt. Ɛn na di Soviet frɔnt, kɔntinyu fɔ difend fɔ naw.
  Di ofensiv bigin Jun 15 afta wan pawaful artileri barrage. Dɔn di Maus, Tayga, Panta, ɛn di fɔs tu Lev-2 tank dɛn bin go fɛt.
  Di las motoka bin spɛshal. Insay de, di Jamani dɛn bin muf di tɔrɛt go biɛn, ɛn put di injin ɛn transmishɔn na di fɔs ɛn togɛda. Dis bin mek am pɔsibul fɔ rili kɔmpakt di layout ɛn ridyus di ayt fɔ di tank. Lev-2 bin gɛt bak 1,250 ɔspawɛl injin frɔm di Maus, ɛn wan nyu 150 milimita kanɔn we bin wok mɔ fɔ faya pan tin dɛn we nɔ gɛt wɛpɔn. "Lev"-2 bin we naynti tan, lɛk di fɔs "Lion", bɔt dɛn bin protɛkt am bɛtɛ - ɔlmost lɛk di "Maus", ɛn i bin gɛt mɔ mobayl.
  Di fɛt dɛn sho se di British dɛn nɔ bin rili rɛdi fɔ dis. Ɛn afta twɛlv dez we dɛn bin de fɛt tranga wan, di fɔs layn bin brok. Ɛn insay Julay 6, di Nazi dɛn bin go na Alɛgzandria.
  Bɔt pan ɔda frɔnt dɛn i bin de sit ɛn sil bak. Na Jun 22, 1944, di Rɛd Ami bin bigin fɔ fɛt na di sɛnt. Bɔt di Nazi dɛn bin rɛdi bak fɔ dis. Di fɛt-fɛt bin de fɔ pas wan mɔnt. I bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ di Soviet sojaman dɛn brok di fasist difɛns layn, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ bil pan di sakrifays we dɛn bin gɛt. Jaman "Panthers"-2 bin tek pat pan di fɛt dɛn, we sho se dɛn gɛt trɛnk fɔ difens ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ muv fayn fayn wan.
  Bɔt di T-34-85 nɔ bin jɔstify insɛf. Di motoka bin gɛt wan big tɔrɛt, we i bin izi fɔ bang, bɔt i nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ tin fɔ fɛt. Ɛn di rit we di gɔn bin de faya bin go dɔŋ. Ɛn di pawa we dɛn gɛt fɔ chuk di tin dɛn we dɛn de wɛr nɔ go du fɔ mek dɛn ebul fɔ go insay di Panther-2.
  Di Soviet sojaman dɛn nɔ bin sho se dɛn bɛtɛ pas ɔda pipul dɛn. Di Yak-3 nɔ bin kam ɔlsay. Bɔt di LA-7 stil nɔ bin liv akɔdin to di Jamani mɔdel dɛn.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin tek Ijipt ɛn afta dat dɛn bin go insay Palestayn, Siria ɛn Irak. Dɛn bin kech Kuwait we dɛn bin de muf.
  Türkiye bin jɔyn dɛn. I nɔ tu te, dɛn bin kech di wan ol Midul Is.
  Hitler bin tɔn in sojaman dɛn to Afrika. Di Nazi dɛn bin tek Gibraltar wit big big briz.
  Ɛn dɛn bin de muf along di kɔntinɛnt we dak.
  Dɔn, ɔlrɛdi insay Disɛmba 1944, di fayn fayn 4 pipul dɛn bin tray fɔ atak di Nazi dɛn.
  Insay di kol sizin, di gyal pikin dɛn bin de rɔn kɔmɔt de wɛr panti nɔmɔ ɛn dɛn nɔ bin de wɛr fut. Dɛn rɔn ɛn faya.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin fɛt fayn fayn wan.
  Ɛlizabɛt bin trowe wan grenade wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn siŋ se:
  - Ɛn wi go kech kɔrej! Ɛn Kraym go bi wi yon!
  Bɔt i nɔ bin wok aut... Di atak nɔ bin wok. Pan ɔl we di gyal pikin dɛn nɔ bin gɛt wan skrach. Bɔt dɛn bin rol bak ɛni we. Dɛn bin lɔs bɔku tin na di Rɛd Ami.
  Ɔrora bin tɔk wit sɛns se:
  - I tan lɛk se nɔto destiny fɔ win di Third Reich! Bɔt wi go stil de na Bɛlin ilɛk wetin apin!
  Ekaterina bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Na tru se wi go du am! Fascism nɔ go pas!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin mek wan tɛm bak fɔ go insay di kamp we di British ɛn Frɛnch dɛn bin de.
  Agen insay di usual "yunifom", dat na, insay panti nɔmɔ, ɛn barefut. Dɛn bin fɛt tranga wan ɛn wit maynd. Ɛn lɛk ɔltɛm, dɛn bin de trowe grenade wit dɛn fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  I bin wɔs pas dat insay di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ. Di Nazi dɛn bin de go bifo pan Afrika.
  Insay Janwari 1945, di Rɛd Ami bin tray fɔ go fɛt di Nazi dɛn na di Voronezh rijɔn ɛn na di sɛnt. Ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ gɛt sɔm taktik sakrifays dɛn.
  Di laytst gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf we dɛn kɔl E-10 ɛn E-25 bin tek pat pan di fɛt dɛn. Insay wan gɔn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ mek dɛnsɛf, tu Jamani gyal dɛn we nem Albina ɛn Alvina bin de.
  Di fayn fayn pipul dɛn bin fɛt na di E-25.
  Dɛn bin tek di kɔstɔm bak fɔ mek fayn fayn gyal pikin dɛn jɔs de wɛr bikini ɛn nɔ wɛr fut.
  Di wɔriɔ dɛn bin de fɛt bay we dɛn bin de shot ɛn faya shel dɛn frɔm wan kanɔn we gɛt lɔng barɛl we gɛt 88 mm.
  Albina bin faya di Soviet motoka dɛn ɛn tink. In famili gɛt fɔ pe bɔku mɔni. Fɔ mek di titi we nem Albina go pe di wan dɛn we i gɛt fɔ pe am, i bin tek wan step we nɔ bin gɛt op. Dat na, i disayd fɔ put in vajiniti fɔ ɔkshɔn.
  Afta ɔl, i bin rayt fɔ mek pipul dɛn du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit ɔda pipul dɛn na di Third Reich. Wɛl, wetin mek dis nɔto aidia?
  Na so wan fayn ɛn kɔba gyal. Jɔs fayn.
  So wetin?
  Dɛn bin kɔba Albina wit blankit ɛn kɛr am go na di pletfɔm. Di titi bin shem smɔl ɛn i bin de shek shek. I nɔ bin kɔmɔn ɛn i bin gɛt maynd fɔ sɛl mi vajiniti.
  Di titi klik in ay il.
  Di bargayn bigin wit wan ɔndrɛd mak.
  Di ɔkshɔn man es in hama ɛn ala se:
  - Udat go gi mɔ!
  Ɛn tu gyal pikin dɛn we wɛr sojaman yunifom bin kɔt di kɔva kɔmɔt na Albina in ed. Wan fayn fes ɛn brayt wayt ɛn yɔlɔ ia bin apia.
  Wantɛm wantɛm, dɛn yɛri pipul dɛn de ala se:
  - Wan ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti!
  - Tu ɔndrɛd!
  - Tri ɔndrɛd mak!
  Di jenɛral we gɛt ɛmirald ring na in finga bin de grɔmbul se:
  - Fayv ɔndrɛd mak!
  Wan Arab we dɛn invayt fɔ kam na di ɔkshɔn bin ala se:
  - Tawzin!
  Dɛn bin stɔp fɔ stɔp. Di mɔni nɔ smɔl, bikɔs di ɔkshɔn kin apin wit gold mak dɛn, we nɔ dɔn go dɔŋ so yet. Ɛn na ya wi jɔs de tɔk bɔt fɔ tif na nɛt.
  Girls we wɛr soja yunifom bin pul di vel na Albina in chɛst. Wan bɔst we shep fayn fayn wan bin kɔmɔt na do. Di titi stil yɔŋ, bɔt i dɔn ɔlrɛdi so divɛlɔp ɛn i de mek pɔsin want fɔ du sɔntin. Ɛn in bɔdi bin tan, so Albina bin lɛk fɔ swim we i nɔ gɛt bra, ɛn wit strawberry nipples.
  Wantɛm wantɛm, pipul dɛn bin gɛt layf bak.
  Di jenɛral bin ala se:
  - Fayvtin tawzin!
  Di Sheikh bin de muf se:
  - Tu!
  Di jenɛral nɔ bin gri fɔ se:
  - Tu ɛn af!
  Di Arab pipul dɛn bin de grɔmbul se:
  - Tri!
  - Fo!
  Di Sheikh slam in fist pan di chia:
  - Fayv tawzin!
  Wan ɔda stɔp bin de. Yu tink se i rili fayn fɔ spɛn bɔku mɔni pan vajin, mɔ pan wan we dɛn dɔn darn? I na wan blant uman we de mek pɔsin fil pen, ɛn bikɔs i no di pipul dɛn we de insay di Third Reich, i rili at fɔ biliv se i vajin.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn we wɛr soja yunifom pul Albina in vel we bin kɔba in hip. Di fayn fayn tin bin shek bikɔs i shem. In shɔl dɛn bin strɔng, dɛn bin gɛt fayn fayn bɔdi ɛn dɛn bin gɛt mɔsul dɛn. Ɛn di trayangul we gɛt di ia wayt, so i fayn fɔ si.
  In shek shek ɛn shem bad bad wan pan in fayn fayn fes kin mek man dɛn gladi. Wan biznɛsman bin go insay di bargayn.
  - Siks tawzin!
  Di Arab bin ala tranga wan se:
  - Sɛvin!
  Di jenɛral bin de mɔna se:
  - Et!
  Di biznɛsman bin swɛt se:
  - Nayn!
  Di Arab bin de grɔmbul wit wan krik:
  - Tɛn tawzin!
  Di bɔbɔ we kɔmɔt na di Hitler Jugent bin ala se:
  - Twɛlv tawzin!
  Pan ɔl we dɛn nɔ no if di titi bin gɛt da kayn mɔni de. Bɔt di shek, we bin de luk di fayn fayn tin dɛn, bin de grɔmbul:
  - Fayvtin tawzin mak!
  Wan ɔda stɔp bin de. Di amount na decent in gold maks espeshali. Bɔt dɛn nɔ de bay peint, na jɔs raregal fɔ di nɛt.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn we wɛr soja yunifom pul di las blankit na dɛn ni. Na so Albina bin si se i nekɛd ɔl, ɛn na sus we gɛt ay il nɔmɔ i wɛr.
  I bin shem ɛn gladi, di titi bigin fɔ swet, ɛn in skin we dɔn tan bigin fɔ shayn. I bin luk so sɛxy ɛn inosɛnt, so i bin rili fayn.
  Krupp, we sidɔm nɔ de muv, slam in fist pan di tebul ɛn muf se:
  - Twɛnti tawzin mak!
  Di Sheikh ansa wantɛm wantɛm se:
  - Tati tawzin!
  Krupp bin ala se:
  - Fɔti tawzin!
  Di sheikh nɔ bin giv-ɔp:
  - Fifti tawzin!
  Wan ɔda stɔp bin de. Fɔ da mɔni de yu kin bay nyu "Panther" wit filin ɛn ikwipmɛnt. Ɛn dis na jɔs fɔ di savis dɛn we vajin de du. Bɔt sɔntɛnde, fɔ want fɔ du sɔntin kin strɔng pas fɔ tink. Ɛspɛshali fɔ Krupp, we na wan pan di pipul dɛn we jɛntri pas ɔlman na di wɔl:
  - Siksti tawzin!
  Di Arab nɔ bin gri fɔ se:
  - Sɛvinti!
  Krupp bin de grɔmbul:
  - Eti!
  Di Sheikh bin insist se:
  - Naynti!
  Krupp bin kɔt:
  - Wan ɔndrɛd tawzin!
  Wan ɔda stɔp bin de. Di mɔni fɔ sɛl vajin tu bɔku. Dat na bɔku tin fɔ gi fɔ jɔs wan nɛt. Di ɔkshɔn man es in gavel ɛn se:
  - Wan ɔndrɛd tawzin tɛm!
  Dɔn, i de pul di wɔd dɛn smɔl smɔl, i grɔmbul:
  - Wan ɔndrɛd tawzin tu!
  Dɔn di manija mek sayn to di sojaman gyal pikin dɛn. Dɛn bin rɔsh fɔ ple dɛn las trɔmp kad. Dɛn pul di biuti in sus, ɛn mek in wan ol leg dɛn we dɛn kɔt kɔt kɔmɔt na do.
  Ɛn na di we aw i si in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn di kɔba we in fayn fayn il bin kɔba, na in bin mek di man dɛn, mɔ di Arab pipul dɛn, gladi so dat di shek ala se:
  - Ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti tawzin!
  Krupp, we bin trangayes nɔ gri fɔ giv-ɔp, bin de mɔna:
  - Tu ɔndrɛd!
  Di jenɛral ad, i shek wit gladi at:
  - Tri ɔndrɛd!
  Di titi we nɔ gɛt mɔstaz bin de swɛt se:
  - Fo ɔndrɛd!
  Di Sheikh bin gurg fayv ɔndrɛd!
  Wan ɔda stɔp bin de. Wel, astronomik som - fo dat kain moni yu fit bai ship.
  Wan pat pan di mɔni we dɛn bin gɛt frɔm di sɛl na fɔ go to Albina insɛf. Di titi, we inspɛkt bikɔs i go gɛt bɔku mɔni, bin rili gladi. Ɛn i bigin fɔ dans kpatakpata nekɛd ɛn nɔ gɛt fut. Ɛn aw i de sho in bare, tan leg dɛn, aw i de muv dɛn...
  Krupp bin de mɔna se:
  - Siks ɔndrɛd tawzin!
  Ɛn afta dat, wan ɔda man we wɛr grɔn tɔban, we i tan lɛk se insɛf na bin big Arab, tinap ɛn ala se:
  - Tu miliɔn mak fɔ dis mirekul!
  Afta dat, pipul dɛn nɔ bin tɔk natin fɔ day. Di pɔsin we de ɔkshɔn es in gavel ɛn bigin fɔ tɔk smɔl smɔl se:
  - Tu miliɔn mak tɛm! Tu milyɔn mak tu! Tu milyɔn mak tri!
  Sold to di big big...
  Di man we wɛr grɔn turban se:
  - To di Sultan na Brunay!
  Di manija bin wɔn se:
  - Na yu yon, bɔt na fɔ wan nɛt nɔmɔ, ɛn du wit am wetin yu want, jɔs nɔ maim am.
  Di Sultan mek sayn to Albina... Di gyal waka go to am wit tip fut.
  Dɔn wan fayn fayn nɛt bin de na di pales we di Sultan bin de rɛnt. Albina bin gɛt fɔ yuz in tɔŋ fɔ di fɔs tɛm. We i bin ivin lɛk. As vajin i bin rili bi darner. Ɛn dis nɔto di fɔs tin we i du. Bɔt a bin gɛt fɔ strɛch mi bɔt bak. Bɔt stil, wan man nɔ de fred so, ilɛksɛf i bin mek insɛf strɔng wit mɛrɛsin bifo dat. We di ɛnd, af pan di mɔni we dɛn gɛt - wan ol milyɔn mak - go to Albina. Ɛn nɔto ɔdinari stamp dɛn, bɔt na gold wan dɛn. Yu kin put dis mɔni na Swizaland bank ɛn liv wit intɛrest nɔmɔ.
  Bɔt Albina bin de biev lɛk Jamani pɔsin we lɛk in kɔntri. A bay tu-tri tank dɛn ɛn di laytst gɔn we de yuz insɛf ɛn go fɛt na di frɔnt. Laki fɔ di gyal pikin dɛn, dis pɔsibul naw.
  Ɛn i de fɛt fɔ insɛf.
  Bɔt fɛt-fɛt de apin bak pan di Rɛd Ami. Fayn fayn gyal pikin dɛn, Ɛlizaveta, Ɛlɛna, Ɔrora, Ɛkaterina, we de atak di Nazi dɛn wit fut. Di gyal pikin dɛn, pan ɔl we di frɔst dɔn, i kin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nekɛd wit shɔt ɛn nɔ wɛr fut, ɛn dɛn kin siŋ to dɛnsɛf;
  Gret Rɔshia gɛt nem, .
  Di kɔntri we fayn pas ɔl...
  Di sta dɛn bin de wata blak velvet, .
  Di kɔntri we dɛn bɔn de shayn wit wan rayt!
  
  Aw many hiro dɛn de na Patronymic?
  Evri nayt na wan jayant warrior...
  Di ami de mach insay padi fɔmɛshɔn, .
  Afta ɔl, wi pipul dɛn gɛt wanwɔd ɔltɛm!
  
  Wi swe to di big big Stalin, .
  Ɔna fɔ kip ɛn fɛt te di ɛnd, .
  Bikɔs in pawa tan lɛk di San, .
  Bikɔs Gɔd in layt na di kɔntri!
  
  Wi Mama Land go bi fayn, .
  Wit wan gigantic spirit, wi pipul...
  Wi kin fɛt simpul wan, ivin kol, .
  Ɛn dɛn go win di fasist Wehrmacht!
  
  Komsomol memba dem de fait barefut, .
  Ivin if di frɔst de bit dɛn il...
  Ɛn wi yay tan lɛk sos, .
  Di titi in nos tɔn rɛd bikɔs ɔf di kol!
  
  Wi lɛk fɔ ple ple wit di bɔbɔ dɛn, .
  Wi bɔdi de wam bad bad wan...
  Ɛn dɛn kayn pafɛkt fes dɛn de, .
  Wi mama bɔn wi wit glori!
  
  Fo Russia wi de fait wit di Fritz, .
  Fɔ win ɛnimi dɛn we gɛt rabid...
  Mi na da kayn kraf uman de
  Sɔntɛm yu nɔ go ivin ebul fɔ fɛn di wɔd dɛn!
  
  Mek wi bi kul dem gyal pikin dem
  Mek wi assemble wan dashing mashin gɔn...
  Dis kayn vɔys we de ring bin tif mi, .
  Di wildest swear wɔd dɛn nɔ akseptabl!
  
  Dashing rage de insay gyal pikin dɛn, .
  Dat no we nɔ de fɔ kɔnt am...
  Wi go si wan ples na wan fayn Paradays, .
  Ɛn di bea na Rɔs in go mek yu sɔfa!
  
  Wi na so fayn gyal pikin dɛn
  Natin nɔ de we bɛtɛ pas dis na di yunivas...
  Fɔ di glori fɔ wi Mama Land-Rɔshia, .
  Ivin as wi luk no pas twɛnti!
  
  No se gyal pikin dɛn kin yɔŋ pan wɔ, .
  Dɛn de rɔn barefut tru di sno...
  Ɛn di flag dɛn de flay rɛd rɛd oba di Fada Land, .
  Ɛn di Komsomol mɛmba go muf in fist!
  
  Di wikɛd fasist nɔ go ebul fɔ win
  No mata aw i kul i kin bi...
  Wi na gyal pikin dɛn we de na di big big glori, .
  Ɔnda dɛn brayt blu skay ya!
  
  Wi go mek di ɛmpaya gladi mɔ
  In big big tin na di win we kɔntri dɛn dɔn win...
  Gret we nɔ gɛt di sho dɛn na Rɔshia, .
  Mek wi krɔs di si we nɔ gɛt ɛnd!
  
  Yɛs, wi gyal pikin dɛn na strikt flamethrower, .
  Di Wehrmacht hordes ebul fɔ bɔn...
  Biliv mi, wi gɛt rial prɛshɔn, .
  Wi go bit di fasist dɛn bad bad wan!
  
  We wi kam na Berlin wi na Komsomol mɛmba dɛn, .
  Mek wi mek di Krauts kis dem fut...
  Ɛn ivin di ɔrk dɛn nɔ go ɛp di Nazi dɛn, .
  Yu rayt dɔŋ wi de kul na yu notbuk!
  
  
  
  
  IF IVAN DI TƐRIBUL GO LƐV AS LƆNG LƐK PUTIN
  Fɔ ɛgzampul, na ya wi de tɔk bɔt wetin fɔ dɔn apin if Ivan di Tɛribul nɔ bin day insay 1584. Da tɛm de, di kiŋ nɔ bin ol fifti-fo ia yet, ɛn i nɔ bin dɔn ol da we de yet. Lɛ wi se Ivan bin rili gɛt pɔyzin. Ɛn if nɔto so? Wetin go ebul fɔ divɛlɔp na Rɔshia?
  Ingland bin gri fɔ mek Ivan di Tɛribul mared wit di kiŋ in sista in pikin, ɛn mek dɛn mek agrimɛnt wit Rɔshia. Di mared bin apin insay 1985. Afta wan ia, wɔ bin bigin bitwin Polan ɛn Swidan. Rɔshia bin tek di sayd fɔ Polan.
  Di Pols dɛn bin tek Rɛvɛl ɛn Narva bak. Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin tek di tin dɛn we dɛn bin gɛt trade na Swidan. Di wɔ bin tɔn to fɔ shɔt tɛm. Ivan di Terrible bin rili lɛk di aidia fɔ wɔ na di Is ɛn i nɔ bin want fɔ go na di Wɛst. Ɛn i nɔ tu te, Stifan Batɔri day, ɛn di pipul dɛn na Polan bin kech wetin dɛn ebul.
  Afta dɛn dɔn tɔk, di pipul dɛn na Swidan bin gri fɔ mek Rɔshia go bak usay dɛn bin de trade.
  Bikɔs Ivan di Tɛribul dɔn gɛda trɛnk, i sɛn in sojaman dɛn na di ist. Di Rɔshian dɛn bil siti dɛn na Sayberia... Dɛn bin de muf go bifo ɛn go bifo. Bɔt i nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ rich na India. I tu fa, ɛn di rod de pas na di mawnten dɛn. Ɛn na Sayberia, di Rɔshian dɛn bin go bifo pas na land dɛn we nɔ gɛt bɔku pipul dɛn. Bɔt pan ɔl dat, wi rich na di Pasifik Oshɔn. Di Inglish prinses bɔn ɔda bɔy pikin to Tsar Ivan di Terrible. Dɛn gi am di nem Alɛgzanda.
  So Ivan di Terrible bin gɛt nyu ɛri insay 1588. Insay 1591, dɛn bin kil di bɔbɔ we nem Dmitri.
  Ivan di Terrible bin rili wɔri bɔt dis bad bad tin... Rɔshia bin stil de muf tru Sayberia. Wit smɔl smɔl fɛt-fɛt Bɔt insay 1595, wɔ bin bigin wit Chaina. Dɔn i nɔ bin rili strɔng kɔntri we bin fɛt wit di Manchus dɛn. Ivan di Tɛribul dɔn bi rili rɔtin. Ɛn i day insay 1597. Afta i dɔn ɔfishal wan rul fɔ pas siksti tri ia. In rul bin bi di tɛm we lɔng pas ɔl di ɔda tɛm dɛn we Rɔshia bin rul. Ɛn na ɔnda am Rus bin ebul fɔ gɛt bɔku bɔku tin dɛn. En fos Fedot bin bi king. Bɔt we nɔ bin wɛl, ɛn na fɔ wan ia nɔmɔ i wɛl. Ɛn afta am, Ivan di Tɛribul in smɔl bɔy pikin, we na di Inglish ɛri Alɛgzanda, bin gɛt di tron.
  Di nyu kiŋ bin jɔs ol tɛn ia. Na tru se Boris Godunov we bin gɛt sɛns ɛn we bin balans na in na bin in rijɛnt. Di fɔs ia dɛn we i bin de rul, i nɔ bin izi fɔ am ɛn i bin gɛt angri we i bin gɛt bikɔs i nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ tin fɔ it fɔ tri ia. Dɔn di wɔ wit Polan bigin. Wetin yu bin want? Di wɔl dɔn dɔn. Alɛgzanda di Fɔs bin gɛt bɔku bɔku kiŋdɔm, sɔntɛm i bin ivin bi di big wan pan di kɔntri na di wɔl. Di wɔ wit Chaina bin dɔn we dɛn win Manchuria ɛn Mɔngolia.
  So sɔntin bin de fɔ fɛt wit. Di Rɔshian ami we Alɛgzanda in yon kɔmand bin de win di ami we Sigismɔnd di Tɔd bin gɛt insay 1610. Ɛn i bin rawnd Polotsk. Afta bɔku bɔku bɔm dɛn bin bɔm di siti, di siti bin fɔdɔm. Di Pols pipul dɛn bigin fɔ sɔfa fɔ win. Sigismund bin aks fɔ mek pis, bɔt Alɛgzanda bin aks fɔ mek dɛn kam bak na Kiev ɛn Narva. Di Rɔshian ami bin tek bɔku siti dɛn na Belarus, lɛk Minsk ɛn Slutsk. Ɛn di yɔŋ gɔvnɔ Skopin-Shuisky bin du wan kampen we bin wok fayn fɔ go na Narva ɛn afta we dɛn bin dɔn sidɔm rawnd am fɔ 4 mɔnt, i bin tek di pɔt siti wit big big briz.
  Dɛn bin win di Pols nia Grodno ɛn dɛn tek di siti wantɛm wantɛm. Brest sɛf bin fɔdɔm ɔlmost we i nɔ fɛt... Di Rɔshian rejimɛnt dɛn bin rɛdi fɔ mach pan Wɔsaw, bɔt... Swidan bin go insay di wɔ. In big ami bin muf go na Oreshek ɛn Koropye. Skopin-Shuisky bin ansa wit wan brayt fɛt ɛn i bin win di ami we di kiŋ na Swidan Gɔstav Adɔlf bin gɛt. Di pipul dɛn na Swidan bin tɔn bak. Ɛn di ɔdasayz kɔmanda we nem Skopin-Shuisky bin du wan kampen ɛn kech Rɛvɛl. I bin rili at fɔ di pipul dɛn na Poland.
  Sigismund bin tray fɔ gi ɔda fɛt, bɔt dɛn bin win am bak, ɛn di Pɔlish pipul dɛn rɔnawe go na di Vistula. Na afta dis nɔmɔ Pɔland bin gri fɔ mek pis de. Di Rɔshian dɛn tek bak Kyiv, Polotsk, Vitebsk ɛn Orsha, Gomel. Bɔt na tru se dɛn bin gri fɔ go bak na Minsk, Grodno, Brest, ɛn Slutsk. Revel ɛn Narva dɛnsɛf bin bi Rɔshian.
  Rus" bin dɔn gɛt fayn chans fɔ go na di Baltik Si. Ɛn bigin fɔ trade.
  Bɔt Swidan bin sho se dɛn et dɛn, dɔn insay 1613 di Rɔshian ami we Tsa Alɛgzanda in yon kɔmand bin kam rawnd ɛn tek Vaybɔg. Di siti bin fɔdɔm, ɛn afta dat bak, dɛn bin win di Swidan pipul dɛn pan wan fɛt we dɛn bin fɛt na fil. Rɔshia bin tek bɔku siti dɛn na Finland, ɛn mek trɛtin fɔ di Swedish prɔpati dɛn.
  Dɛn bin fos Gɔstav Adɔlf fɔ lɛf Vaybɔg ɛn mek pis wit Rɔshia. Dis tɛm ya, di wɔ wit Chaina bin mek Tsa Alɛgzanda in maynd nɔ de na di Wɛstinian tiyata. Rɔshia bin win di ɛmpaya we de na ɛvin. Di Chaynish pipul dɛn bin skata ɛn dɛn nɔ bin rili ebul fɔ tinap agens di Rɔshian dɛn. Insay sɔm ia we di wɔ bin de, Rɔshia bin win ɔlmost ɔl Chaena. Ɛn i rich na di nɔt pat na Vietnam. Dɔn, wan lɔng tɛm we pis bin de ɛn we dɛn bin de digest prɔpati dɛn bin kam.
  Türkiye bin stil de fɛt wɔ wit Iran, ɛn di bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn na Kraym bin fɛt de. Bɔt insay 1633, di nyu kiŋ na Poland bin bigin wan nyu wɔ wit Rɔshia, ɛn i bin tray fɔ gɛt bak di land dɛn we i bin dɔn lɔs. Insay di fɛt wit am, Skopin-Shuisky bin difrɛn bak. Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin win di Pols, ɛn dɛn bin tek Minsk, Slutsk, Grodno, Vilna, ɛn Brest bak.
  Bɔku Chaynish pipul dɛn bin de na di Rɔshian ami ɛn dɛn bin bɔku, ɛn dɛn bin gɛt fayn fayn kɔmanda dɛn insay: Skopin-Shuisky, Pozharsky, Shein.
  Ɛn Tsar Alɛgzanda insɛf... Di Rɔshian dɛn bin kam nia Wɔsaw. Di las big fɛt bin apin, di Pols dɛn bin dɔn win.
  Dɛn bin kil di Polish kiŋ we nem Vladislav bak. Afta dat di Pols bin gɛda wan Sejm ɛn pik Tsar Alɛgzanda di Fɔs fɔ bi di nyu kiŋ. So, las las, tu Slavik pipul dɛn bin jɔyn. Di kiŋ in ɛmpaya bin kam fɔ bi big ɛn pawaful.
  Ɛn di nɛks tin we dɛn bin du insay 1640 na di wɔ wit Tɛki. Rɔshia bin bigin wan kampen. Wan ami we Skopin-Shuisky bin de lid bin win di Ɔtoman dɛn ɛn tek Azov. Ɛn afta dat, i go insay Kraym. Di Turks dɛn bin fɛt bak bad bad wan, bɔt dɛn bin lɔs fɛt afta fɛt. Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin tek Kraym ɛn leta dɛn fri Mɔldova bak.
  Insay 1646, dɛn bin sayn wan pis agrimɛnt usay Tɛki bin gi Kraym ɛn Azɔv to Rɔshia. Ɛn i bin gi di chans fɔ tek bot na di si. Bɔt siks ia afta dat insay 1653, wɔ bin bigin bak wit di Ɔtoman dɛn. Na Yuri Dolgorukov bin de oba di ami, ɛn Skopin-Shuisky we bin dɔn ol bɔt we bin strɔng. Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin krɔs di Danube ɛn afta wan ia, dɛn bin kam nia Kɔnstantinopl.
  Dɛn bin fos Türkiye fɔ gri fɔ gɛt pis we nɔ bin izi fɔ am. Fɔ giv ɔp big big teritɔri dɛn. Inklud Moldova, Jojia, Aminia, ɛn bɔku ɔda wan dɛn... Afta dɛn dɔn pe indemniti bak to Rɔshia.
  Insay 1655, Alɛgzanda di Gret bin day... In pikin we nem Ivan di Fayv bin bi di nyu Za. Also a very wise sovereign... Russia fo dis moment na di bigest kontri fo di wold both in terms of population and teritory. Wɔ dɔn day na Yurop. Luis di Sɛvin bin bi di nyu kiŋ na Frans. Ɛn i bin gɛt big big plan dɛn.
  Insay 1661, Rɔshia bin tek Kɔnigsbɛg. Fɔ mek di biznɛs we de na di si go bifo. Di Jamani pipul dɛn we bin skata bin tray fɔ fɛt wɔ. Bɔt di nyu bɔda we bin de pas along di Ɔda bin brok bak. Na da sem tɛm de, Rɔshia bin win Finland frɔm di Swidan pipul dɛn.
  Insay 1670, wan ɔda wɔ bin apin wit Turkey... Frans bin anawns se dɛn de sɔpɔt di Ottoman dɛn. Bɔt stil dis nɔ bin ɛp di Turks. Di Rɔshian ami bin brok bak go na Istanbul ɛn fri ɔl di Bolkans.
  Dɛn bin fos di Ɔtoman Ɛmpaya fɔ gi Rɔshia ɔl di land dɛn na Gris, Bɔljiɔ, Albania, ɛn bɔku ɔda neshɔn dɛn. Dis na aw Rɔshia bin go insay di Mɛditarenian Si.
  Insay 1680, Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin kam insay Vietnam ɛn win dɛn land ya... Insay 1685, Ivan di Fayv bin day bak. Maykɛl na bin di fɔs pɔsin we gɛt di tron. Di nyu tsar kɔntinyu di wɔ na di ist ɛn ivin invayd India... Bɔt i nɔ bin rul fɔ lɔng tɛm ɛn i day insay 1695, ɛn transfa pawa to Pita di Gret.
  Di nyu kiŋ bin fɛt na di sawt ɛn na India. Kɔmplit di kɔnkrit fɔ land dɛn te to Singapɔ. I bin win Pashia bak... I day insay 1728. I bil di siti we nem Petrograd we de na di Neva. I bin go insay istri as di Gret.
  In granpikin Pita di Sɛkɔn sɛf nɔto wan pan di kiŋ dɛn we bad pas ɔlman. Insay 1736, i bin win Istanbul ɛn ɔl di Eshia Maynɔ, ɛn i bin win di Turkish land dɛn te to Ijipt. Bɔt insay 1745, dis tsar insɛf bin day. Ivan di nɔmba siks bin de na di tron. I stil na yɔŋ rula.
  Insay 1750, di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin go insay Ijipt ɛn dɛn bin win de. Fɔ opin di rod fɔ mek dɛn go ebul fɔ go bifo na Afrika. Insay 1757, wɔ bin bigin wit Jamani. Dɛn bin win di Jamani pipul dɛn kwik kwik wan. Ɛn Rɔshia bin drɔ di bɔda nia di Rayn. Afta sɔm ia, Rɔshia bigin fɔ muf bak na Afrika ɛn Amɛrika. Insay 1768, wɔ bin bigin wit Briten ɛn Frans. Insay dis wɔ, Jɛnɛral Suvorov ɛn Fil Mashal Rumyantsev bin go bifo. Di Rɔshian dɛn bin win Frans ɛn tek Paris. Dɛn bin win Ɔstria, we bin gɛt wanwɔd wit Frans, ɛn Itali bak.
  Briten nɔ bin ebul fɔ sev. Ɛn Rɔshia bigin fɔ win Afrika. Insay 1789, wɔ bin bigin bak wit Briten. I dɔn dɔn. Di win we di British dɛn win ɛn di land we di sojaman dɛn land na di mɛtropɔlis. Dɛn dɔn win Ingland, jɔs lɛk bɔku pat dɛn na Afrika. Di Rɔshian dɛn bin win Ɔland ɛn Bɛljiɔm. Insay 1796, Ayvan di nɔmba siks bin day. Ɛn Pɔl di fɔs wan bi kiŋ. Di nyu empara kɔntinyu fɔ win Afrika.
  Ɛn insay 1801, dɛn bin bigin wan Spanish kampen. Dɛn bin win Pɔtyugal bak. Dɔn insay 1803, dɛn bin win Denmak, Nɔwe, ɛn Swidan. Insay 1805, Swizaland bin bi di las pat na Yurop fɔ bi pat pan di Rɔshian Ɛmpaya...
  Insay 1810, Tsa Pɔl di Fɔs bin day ɛn Nikolas di Fɔs bin bi di nyu empara. Di nyu kiŋ tɔn in atɛnshɔn to Ɔstrelia ɛn Amɛrika.
  Di wɔ dɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ bi lɛk wan say. Rɔshia bin win Ɔstrelia. Ɛn afta dat, Kanada. Afta dis, dɛn bin fɛt wɔ wit Amɛrika. Di Amɛrika pipul dɛn bin fɛt fɔ tɛn ia. Te dɛn sɔrɛnda, bikɔs dɛn dɔn lɔs ɔl di siti ɛn fɔt dɛn.
  Insay 1835, Maykɛl di Sɛkɔn bin bi di nyu Za. I kɔntinyu fɔ win di wɔ dɛn na Latin Amɛrika. Insay 1856, di las eria na di wɔl bin bi Rɔshian. Naw na di wɔl, na wan pawaful, stebul ɛmpaya nɔmɔ bin de we di Rurik famili bin de rul.
  
  IF DI STƆRI BI MƆ RƐAL, I GO TAIT
  Jɔs sɔntin... Natin nɔ de atɔl! Wɛl, di Japan pipul dɛn bin win di fɛt na Midway. Ɛn wetin? Dɛn fɔ dɔn win am insay rial istri. USA bin jis rili laki bak den. Ɛn ya na jɔs wan mɔ natura divɛlɔpmɛnt fɔ di rial stori.
  Di tin we dɛn dɔn bigin fɔ du de na Jepan in say. Bɔt dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ tek di Awayi Ayland dɛn, at ɔl nɔto wantɛm wantɛm. Di fɛt bin drɛg go bifo. Jepan nɔ bin opin sɛkɔn frɔnt.
  Dɛn bin win di Jamani dɛn na Stalingrad. Bɔt di landin na Mɔrokɔ nɔ bin apin. Di Yankees nɔ bin rɛdi fɔ go na Afrika we dɛnsɛf bin gɛt dɛn kayn prɔblɛm dɛn de na di Pasifik Oshɔn.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin ebul fɔ avɔyd fɔ win ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ put dɛn fut na Tunisia. Wi bin ol di fɔs pat. Ɛn wan lɔl bin de na di Kursk Bulge. Ɔltin dɔn kol fɔ naw. Na tru se Hitler bin go insay di fɛt ya bak ɛn i bin go fɛt. We yu kɔmpia am to rial istri, i kam fɔ bi se i gɛt sɔm ɔndrɛd ɔda tank dɛn: i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ di Amɛrikan dɛn bɔm di Tɔd Rayk, ɛn di Nazi dɛn bin ebul fɔ du wetin dɛn bin dɔn plan fɔ mek ɔl tu di "Panthers" ɛn "Tigers" ɛn di T-4 dɛn we dɛn dɔn mek mɔdan . Ɛn sojaman dɛn we de waka ɛn gɔn dɛn bin de mɔ smɔl. Dɔn bak bikɔs i nɔ bin nid fɔ spɛn mɔni pan Itali, ɛn i bin pɔsibul fɔ mek di sojaman dɛn na Frans ɛn di Bolkans wik smɔl.
  So, di Nazi dɛn bin tɔn to strɔng pas am. Pantap dat, na avieshɔn - ɛn na dis aspek na in dɛn kin notis pas ɔl. Di kɔnstrakshɔn we Amɛrika bin gɛt na di Pasifik Oshɔn bin mek di Nazi dɛn bin ebul fɔ mek mɔ pan dɛn yon plen dɛn ɛn lɛf smɔl motoka dɛn fɔ kɔba Yurop.
  Bɔt Jamani avieshɔn nɔ wik... Focke-Wulf rili strɔng pan wɛpɔn. Ɛn di spid we i de spid pas di wan we di Soviet motoka dɛn kin spid. Ɛn i nɔ izi fɔ nak dis motoka.
  Di fɛt-fɛt bin bigin na do, Julay 5, 1943. Bikɔs di Nazi dɛn bin strɔng, dɛn bin ebul fɔ mek wan wed we pɔsin kin notis. Afta i dɔn ram di pozishɔn dɛn dip, ɛn i dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i rawnd Kursk. Na ya ɔltin bin rili hang na di ed. Di fɛt dɛn bin de go bifo. Di Nazi dɛn bin lɔs tank dɛn ɛn gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf, bɔt dɛn bin pwɛl di Soviet motoka dɛn bak.
  Sɔntɛm, di Rɛd Ami bin ebul fɔ stɔp di Nazi dɛn ɛn dɛn bin go fɛt. Di Nazi dɛn bin rili tinap tranga wan, bɔt dɛn bin stil fos dɛn fɔ tɔn bak to di say we dɛn bin de fɔs. Afta we dɛn dɔn lɔs bɔku ikwipmɛnt, ɛn mɔ tank dɛn. Bɔku Fɛdinand dɛnsɛf bin lɔs.
  Bikɔs di Soviet ami bin lɔs bɔku, ɛn di Jamani dɛn bin strɔng, i nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ mek dɛn bigin fɔ fɛt wantɛm wantɛm. Na insay di midul pat pan Sɛptɛmba 1943 nɔmɔ di Rɛd Ami bin tek Ɔriol ɛn Bɛlgɔrɔd. Ɛn di Fritz dɛn bin ivin ebul fɔ ol Kharkov. Di Amɛrikin dɛn stil nɔ bin de bɔm di siti dɛn na Jamani ɛn di say dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz sojaman dɛn, ɛn di British dɛn bin wik.
  Apat frɔm dat, di pasiv British dɛn na Afrika bin gɛt impak bak. Wan tray we dɛn bin tray fɔ fɛt na Tunisia bin mek di British atak nɔ bin ebul fɔ atak, ɛn di kɔntra atak we Rommel bin atak bin rili wok. Dɛn bin kech bɔku prizina dɛn ɛn trɔfi dɛn. Ɛn Mɔntgɔri bin wund, ɛn dis bin mek di British dɛn nɔ ɔganayz mɔ ɛn mɔ. Dɛn bin ivin fos dɛn fɔ tɔn bak na Tɔlbuk. Di tin dɛn we Briten nɔ bin ebul fɔ du. Di we aw Amɛrika nɔ bin stil gɛt sakrifays na di Pasifik bin ɛp di Tɔd Rayk.
  Afta dɛn win di wɔ na Midway, Mankurt bin bi kɔmanda-in-chif na di Pasifik. As i bi, dis jenɛral na rud, i de tɔk stret, ɛn i klia se i nɔto pɔsin we sabi bɔt strateji. We dɛn bin de na si, Jepan bin kɔntinyu fɔ win. Apat frɔm dat, di samurai dɛn bin gɛt big big sakrifays dɛn na land: dɛn bin kech di sawt pat na Chaena. Di Japan pipul dɛn bigin tink bɔt wan kampen agens India... Pantap dat, di lokal pipul dɛn nɔ bin want fɔ sɔpɔt di British.
  I bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ Briten stɔp fɔ fɛt Jamani. Pantap dat, di British dɛn bin de fred fɔ di data we dɛn bin de tɛst di balistik mishɔl dɛn. Nɔ, dɛn nɔ bin tɔk yet bɔt ɔfishal trus yet, bɔt di simulshɔn fɔ wɔ bin luk rili rial. We yu jɔs de mek lɛk se yu de lid am, bɔt fɔ tru, yu rili nɔ de pe atɛnshɔn to di Jamani pipul dɛn.
  Di Tɔd Rayk nɔ bin mek dɛn mek sabmarin dɛn mɔ ɛn mɔ, bɔt i bin mek dɛn mek tank dɛn mɔ ɛn mɔ. "Tiger"-2 bin enta mas prodakshɔn bɔku bifo dat. Na tru se pan ɔl we di motoka bin gɛt fayn fayn kanɔn ɛn i bin gɛt bɛtɛ protɛkshɔn pas wan rɛgyula Tayga, i bin de brok bɔku tɛm. Bɔt pan ɔl dat, Tiger-2 bin rili ebul fɔ difend. Di Soviet tank dɛn nɔ bin de go insay di frɔnt klos, bɔt tati-fo pipul dɛn nɔ bin de go insay di sayd klos.
  Di prodakshɔn fɔ Panthers bin go ɔp to siks ɔndrɛd motoka dɛn ɛvri mɔnt.
  Dis tank na tu kwik effektiv in difens en kwik mobayl. Ivin "Maus" dɛn bin apia. Bɔt dis motoka, ɛn ivin na Rɔshia, nɔto di bɛst...
  Insay di kol sizin, di we aw di Jamani ikwipmɛnt dɛn bin de muv bin de go dɔŋ bad bad wan. Ɛn bɔku tank dɛn bin stɔp.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin mek wan strɔng difens. Bɔt insay Disɛmba, di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn bin stil ebul fɔ fɛt wɔ na di Kharkov rijɔn ɛn tek dis siti. Bɔt di fɛt fɔ Kharkov bin tek lɛk tu mɔnt so. Di Nazi dɛn bin gɛt nyu MP-44 asɔlt rayf dɛn, ɛn Jagdpanther sɛlf-prɔpul gɔn dɛn, ɛn bak bɔku Panthers, we stil na rili siriɔs tank. Bɔt di tati-fo pipul dɛn nɔ bin mach wit di Panta.
  Di impɔtant atak we dɛn bin atak Kharkov bin tu klia, ɛn di Jamani dɛn bin de wet fɔ di Rɔshian dɛn we bin de de. Failed fo brok tru na di senta. Bikɔs di Rɛd Ami bin lɔs bɔku bɔku mɔni, dɛn bin go bifo fɔ fifti kilomita, bɔt afta dɛn dɔn sɔfa bad bad wan, dɛn bin stɔp.
  Jaman plen dɛn bin de blo na di skay. Di Focke-Wulf famili bin wok tranga wan. Dis motoka kin rili strɔng pan ɛya fɛt. Di pawaful wɛpɔn dɛn we i bin gɛt bin mek i pɔsibul fɔ kɔt wan Sɔviɛt motoka we dɛn bin de kam nia am fɔ di fɔs tɛm, ɛn di ay spid we i bin de dayv bin mek i ebul fɔ rɔnawe we i de kam nia di tel. Apat frɔm dat, di Focke-Wulf bin de bia wit di frɔst we bin de na Rɔshia fayn fayn wan ɛn dɛn bin de fɛt we di wɛda nɔ bin fayn.
  Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin stɔp di biginin fɔ Fɛbwari, bikɔs di pipul dɛn we bin lɔs bin bɔku. Ɛn di Nazi dɛn bin gɛt bɔku bɔku tank dɛn. Klostu to Leningrad bak, i nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ brok di Nazi difens dɛn. Di Jamani dɛn bin ebul fɔ rɛdi. Ɛn Mashal Mobɛl bin sho se in na layɔn we de fɛt fɔ dɛnsɛf.
  Di Tɔd Rayk bin ol insay di winta... Insay Mach, di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn sojaman dɛn bin tray fɔ bigin fɔ fɛt bak. Bɔt afta dat, dɛn kam mit wan dense difens... Dɛn advans jɔs twɛnti, tati kilomita ɛn stɔp.
  As i bi, di Jamani dɛn bin du tin di rayt we ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ stɔp di Soviet sojaman dɛn fɔ go bifo.
  Di Nazi dɛn nɔ bin tan lɛk rial istri, dɛn bin gɛt mɔ tank dɛn, plen dɛn, ɛn sojaman dɛn we bin de waka. Dɛn bin put di MP-44 insay prodakshɔn sɔm fasta, ɛn... As i tan lɛk, i bin at fɔ brok di fasist difens insay dip. Ɛn tati to fɔti ɔda Jaman divishɔn dɛn, wit skilful difens, rili inof fɔ stɔp di Rɛd Ami.
  Insay prinsipul, di Nazi dɛn bin fɔ dɔn stɔp di Rɛd Ami insay rial istri. Wit mɔ skilful lidaship. Bɔt afta dat, tin chenj smɔl ɛn di ɛnd dɛn bigin fɔ mit.
  Ɛn insay Epril, wan ples bin de we pipul dɛn bin de slip. Di Nazi dɛn bin stil ol klos to ɔl di Yukren, Smɔlensk, ɛn dɛn bin de kip Lɛningrad ɔnda sij. Di Nazi dɛn bin gɛt di Panther-2 tank bak. Di motoka rili gud. Drayv pefɔmɛns fayn, strɔng wɛpɔn ɛn klos. Di USSR bin naturally ansa wit T-34-85 ɛn IS-2. Plus tu jet avieshɔn. Bay Jun 1944, wan tawzin ME-262 jet dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de bifo.
  Bɔt afta dat, Rɔshia bin gɛt di LA-7 ɛn Yak-3 bak. Na tru se di las plen nɔ bin de ɔlsay. Dimand tumɔs fɔ scarce duralumin. Dis na fɔ tru prɔblɛm fɔ wan Rɔshia we de fɛt. Jamani bin introdyus di TA-152 bak, we i tan lɛk se na mɔ advans modifyeshɔn fɔ di Focke-Wulf.
  Pawa de na di armament fɔ avieshɔn, ɛn spid de na di sayd fɔ di Jamani dɛn. Ɛn fɔ tek pat pan bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn bak nɔto strɔng pat pan di USSR.
  Insay di sɔmma, Hitlɛr insɛf bin want fɔ atak. Bɔt di frɔnt dɔn lɛvɛl ɔf bɔku bɔku wan. No wedj nɔ bin de insay de, na di tu say dɛn. Ɛn i nɔ bin izi fɔ mek di Nazi dɛn gɛt sɔntin fɔ du wit dɛn. Rommel bin prɔmis fɔ go bifo na Ijipt. Ɛn tek ova di Midul Is. Bɔt Hitlɛr bin de shem. Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin gɛda trɛnk, dig trench dɛn, ɛn drɛb di pipul dɛn we bin de na di eria fɔ go wok fɔ difensiv. Stalin bin gɛda bɔku tin dɛn bak. Inklud di laytst T-34-85 ɛn IS-2 tank dɛn. Pan ɔl we di las tank bin tɔn to we dɛn nɔ dɔn dɔn. Na Jun 22, di Rɛd Ami bin go fɛt na di sɛnta.
  Bɔt i nɔ bin brok di difens. Na onli managed fo wedge in di Jaman posishun dem. "Panther"-2 ɛn "Tiger"-2, "Jagdpanther", ɛn di fɔs "Jagdtigers" dɛn tek pat pan di fɛt dɛn. Di kɔmbat ɔpreshɔn dɛn sho di bɛnifit we di Panta-2 gɛt as tank we layt ɛn we pɔsin kin ebul fɔ muv wit wɛpɔn dɛn we dɛn kin kɔmpia. "Jagdpanther" sɛf bin du fayn fayn wan. We dɛn bin de fɛt wɔ, i bin bɛtɛ pas di Soviet motoka dɛn pan ɔl tu di tin dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ fɛt ɛn di tin dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ fɛt.
  Di Nazi dɛn strɔng pan avieshɔn. Ɛspɛshali Huffman we de pik di skɔ dɛn ɛn Rudel. Dɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt bad bad wan fɔ pas wan mɔnt, bɔt nɔbɔdi nɔ bin ebul fɔ du ɛnitin. Di Rɛd Ami bin go bifo fayv to fayvtin kilomita nɔmɔ. Insay Ɔgɔst, di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin go bifo na Yukren. Bɔt nɔto jɔs dɛn nɔ bin ebul, bɔt dɛn bin fɔdɔm bak na Mainstein in trap ɛn si se dɛn dɔn rawnd dɛn.
  Dɛn bin lɔs bɔku tin dɛn, ɛn di Nazi dɛn bin tek Kharkov, Belgorod, ɛn Voroshilovgrad bak.
  Na tru se di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin ebul fɔ stɔp di Nazi dɛn fɔ fɛt wit dɛn heroic difens. Ɛn dɛn bin ivin tray fɔ kɔntra atak. Di Rɛd Ami nɔ bin ebul fɔ chenj di rayt tin. Bɔt ɔtom kam, ɛn afta dat winta... Di Nazi dɛn bin strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ na di ays. ME-262 bin kam fɔ bi pɔpul ɛn sofistikieted mɔ ɛn mɔ. XE-162 bin apia bak. Di las fɛtman rili prɛktikal. Na di Arado bɔm bɔm bin kɔz di prɔblɛm dɛn we pas ɔl. Bikɔs i bin de riaktiv i bin ebul fɔ bɔm di Rɛd Ami pozishɔn dɛn wit ɔlmost impunti, ɛn i bin bi siriɔs sik, wan kayn ɛmoroyd.
  Di USSR bin gɛt di SU-100 insay di kol sizin. Di motoka kin rili kɔt in klos, bɔt in shɔɛl nɔ bin pafɛkt yet.
  Yu-488 bɔm dɛn bin dɔn ebul fɔ pres di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn faktri dɛn na di Yural. Ɛn dis na prɔblɛm bak. Di Tɔd Rayk bin de mek pipul dɛn bigin fɔ yuz plen, artileri, ɛn tank dɛn we gɛt mɔ advans mɔdel dɛn smɔl smɔl.
  Na patikyula, di E-10 ɛn E-25 bin apia insay winta wit gud drayvin pefɔmɛns, lɔw, ɛn wit big angul dɛn we rayshɔnal inklinshɔn fɔ di klos.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin atak di plen dɛn wit fɛt-fɛt. Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn bin atak di sɛnta insay Janwari. Wi nɔ bin ebul fɔ pas. I nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ win di Nazi dɛn nia Lɛningrad sɛf. Di frɔnt layn kin stebul insay di kol sizin.
  Insay Mach, di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi go fɛt. Di E-100 tank dɛn bin de apia na fɛt-fɛt, dɛn bin advans pas di Maus, dɛn bin layt, dɛn bin gɛt wan silhouette we bin smɔl, bɔt dɛn bin de protɛkt dɛn bɛtɛ bikɔs di klos we di klos bin de slop. Di Fritz dɛn bin ebul fɔ brok di Soviet difens dɛn ɛn kech Ɔrɛl, Kursk, ɛn ivin brok tru to Voronezh. Bɔt dɛn bin ebul fɔ ol di las siti. Ɛn insay Epril, kɔntra atak dɛn bin de... Di Jamani dɛn sɔm kayn we bin ol ɔp.
  Insay May, wan tɛmporari lull bin de... Stalin bin tray fɔ tɛst di Jamani dɛn fɔ wan sɛpret pis.
  Jepan, afta di fɔs sakrifays dɛn, bigin fɔ lɔs. Amɛrika bin mek nyu plen dɛn we de kɛr plen dɛn ɛn ship dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ fɛt wɔ ɛn dɛn bin mek plen dɛn. Ɛn bay we dɛn yuz dɛn nɔmba dɛn we pas ɔlman dɛn bigin fɔ push di Japan pipul dɛn fɔ go na di si. Bɔt rili sloslo, ɛn pan di kɔst fɔ big big lɔs. Aw dɛn bin de jok frɔm palm to palm.
  Jepan bin tek India bak insay 1944. Bɔt di pipul dɛn we bin de na di eria bin de agens di British ɛn di samurai dɛn.
  Ɛn i bin mek Jepan lɔs wan gɔli wɔ. Di bɔku bɔku teritɔri we dɛn bin kech nɔ bin gi ɛni ritɔn we pɔsin kin si. Ɛn i klia se di we aw dɛn bin de mek wɛpɔn dɛn nɔ bin de du wetin dɛn nid.
  Rommel nɔ bin dɔn atak Briten yet. Di Jamani dɛn bin jɔs du bɔku ɔpreshɔn dɛn na di ekwetorial Afrika togɛda wit di Frɛnch sojaman dɛn we bin de na di Vichy gɔvmɛnt. I bin tek impɔtant ɔyl risɔs dɛn, ɛn i bin win de Gaulle. Ɛn we dɛn tinap na di Tolbuk layn. Briten bin de biev lɛk se dɛn nɔ de du natin. Ɛn di Tɔd Rayk bin fɛt wit di USSR.
  Bɔt i nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ mek dɛn gri wit Hitlɛr. Di Fuhrer we bin gɛt di posɛs bin want: di Kɔkas, Yukren, Lɛningrad, Belarus, di Baltik stet dɛn, pat pan Rɔshia te to di Mɔsko rijɔn. Ɛn fɔ tru, ripɛreshɔn ɛn indemniti pemɛnt.
  Stalin insɛf bin se i go gi di Jamani dɛn jɔs pat pan di tin dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi kech. Ɛn ivin Kiev bin de aks fɔ mek dɛn gi am bak to insɛf.
  We Jun dɔn, di Jamani dɛn, we bin de yuz di Panther-2, E-25 ɛn E-100, bin go fɔ fɛt. Apat frɔm dat, di Fritz dɛn bin gɛt "Tiger"-3 bak. Di nyu tank bin gɛt wan layout we bin dense smɔl ɛn wan smɔl, smɔl tɔrɛt ɛn silhouette we bin de dɔŋ. "Tiger"-3 ivin wan tan layt pas "Tiger"-2, bɔt i bɛtɛ fɔ protɛkt am mɔ na di sayd ɛn fɔrɛst fɔ di tɔrɛt ɛn wit mɔ pawaful injin we gɛt 1000 ɔspaw. "Tiger"-3 bin gɛt sayd armor we na 125 mm na wan angle, ɛn wan angul we big smɔl we i de inklin 45 digri na di fɔrɛst pan di hul. Di fɔrɛst fɔ di tawa bin bi 240 milimita wit wan big slop. Dis tank bin tɔn to bɛtɛ protɛkt ɛn i bin de te. "Tiger"-3, bot, don jos enta di ami. "Panther"-2 bin bi di men tank, ɛn dɛn bin stɔp di T-4 ɛn di simpul "Panther".
  Di USSR bin gɛt di IS-3. Bɔt fɔ naw, di T-45-85 bin stil de as di men tank.
  Di Fritz dɛn bin go bifo along di Don, bɔt di fɛt bin rili bad. Di Nazi dɛn bin dɔn de wet de, ɛn di difens bin tɔn to siriɔs. Bɔt di Nazi dɛn bin de yuz ɔda kɔntri dɛn, di ami dɛn we dɛn bin gɛda frɔm ɔlsay na Yurop, ɛn ivin di pipul dɛn na Polan. Bɔku pipul dɛn we kɔmɔt na Itali bin de bak.
  Di lɔs dɛn bin bɔku, bɔt we Sɛptɛmba bigin di Jamani dɛn bin rich na di Dɔn bɛnd ɛn dɛn bin stɔp. Di Rɛd Ami bin fɛt fɔ sɔm tɛm mɔ, dɔn dɛn bin dɔn go bak pas di Dɔn.
  Na smɔl Soviet sojaman dɛn nɔmɔ bin sɔrɛnda. Jaman plen dɛn bin de blo na di ays. Fɔs, di ME-262, we na plen we de te ɛn we gɛt pawa, ɛn bak di XE-162. Apat frɔm dat, wan mɔ advans modifyeshɔn fɔ di ME-262 X bin apia, we bin dɔn swip wing ɛn pawaful jet injin dɛn.
  Di fasist dɛn bin de kɔntrol di ays pas aw dɛn bin de bifo. Prɔpala plen dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ kɔmpia wit jet plen dɛn. Ɛn dis na tin we rili sɔri fɔ Rɔshia. Ɛn afta dat, disko dɛn bin apia. Ivin if dis motoka nɔ bin ebul fɔ faya fɔ insɛf, i nɔ bin de ambɔg am ɛn i bin jɔs de ram di Soviet motoka dɛn. Bɔt disko dɛn nɔ bɔku ɛn dɛn dia.
  Winta dɔn kam... Di Rɛd Ami bak bit di Jamani dɛn fɔ difens, bɔt so fa dɛn nɔ gɛt bɔku sakrifays... Di Jamani dɛn apia E-50, kwik advans motoka dɛn wit lɔw silhouette. Ɛn di Soviet T-54 bin let fɔ mek dɛn. Bɔt... Insay Mach 1946, Amɛrika bin yuz nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn agens Jepan, ɛn bɔku ship dɛn bin sink.
  Dis bin mek Hitlɛr fred. Ɛn di Fuhrer insɛf bin gi Stalin pis fɔ tri ia. We dɛn bin de mentɛn di bɔda dɛn we bin de bifo, udat bin kapchɔ aw bɔku. Hitler bin disayd fɔ tɔk wit sɛns ɛn ivin wit aplomb se fɔ naw i pɔsibul fɔ protɛkt wan padi ɛn ɛp Jepan.
  Di wɔ dɔn go insay wan nyu pat. Na tru se Stalin bin gri fɔ mek dɛn stɔp fɔ fɛt. Hitler bin bigin fɔ fɛt na Afrika. Wit di ɛp we Rommel bin gi am, i bin ebul fɔ win di British dɛn na Ijipt ɛn insay sɔm mɔnt, i bin ebul fɔ tek di Midul Is ɛn Nɔt Afrika. Bay di fɔl insay 1946, di Jamani pipul dɛn bin dɔn de na Kenya. Hitler bin ɔda bak fɔ mek dɛn yuz jet plen dɛn fɔ bɔm Briten.
  Bikɔs Briten ɛn Amɛrika nɔ bin gɛt wan fayn fayn fɛt jet, di Alay dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ bia wit di atak dɛn we di Yu-287, Arado ɛn ɔda dizayn dɛn bin de atak dɛn.
  Di tin we bin de apin wit balistik mishɔl dɛn bin wɔs smɔl. Dɛn tu dia ɛn i at fɔ mek, dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ hit. Ɛn di kɔrɛkt we aw dɛn mek am nɔ ay yet. Jɛt bɔm dɛn bin rili inof fɔ atak di men say dɛn we dɛn bin de atak. Ɛn i at fɔ shot dɔŋ jet bɔm frɔm anti-aircraft gɔn, ɛn i nɔ pɔsibul fɔ kech am.
  Di Fritz dɛn bin de prɛs Briten bak wit sabmarin dɛn. Di las wan dɛn bin strɔng. Ɛn dɛn bin de wok pan haydrojɛn pɔroksayd, ɛn dɛn bin de apia smɔl smɔl tin dɛn we gɛt wan sidɔm ples.
  As i bi, British tank dɛn nɔto rival fɔ di Wehrmacht. Ɛn di wan dɛn na Amɛrika wɔs pas dat. Ɛn di E-50 tank nɔ ebul fɔ kɔmpit. I bin bɛtɛ pas Panther 2 pan ɔltin, ivin di we aw i bin de drayv. Di Jaman tank, we nɔbɔdi nɔ bin ebul fɔ go insay frɔm di frɔnt ɛn di sayd dɛn, bin gɛt di pawa we pas ɔlman na di say usay dɛn bin de fɛt.
  Bɔt di prɔblɛm we di atɔmik bɔm bin gɛt bin stil impɔtant. Di Amɛrika pipul dɛn bin de shem if dɛn fɔ yuz am agens Jamani ɔ nɔ fɔ yuz am. Bɔt di Luftwaffe in supiriɔriti na di ays, ɛn fɔs fɔ kwalitatif, bin jɔs gro.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin de yuz slev wok ɛn bɔku bɔku nyu slev dɛn we kɔmɔt na Afrika ɛn Eshia. Di we aw dɛn bin de mek plen dɛn bin de bɔku ɔltɛm. If insay fɔti wan di Jamani dɛn bin mek smɔl pas tɛn tawzin plen dɛn, den insay fɔti tu siksti tawzin, ɛn fɔti tri pas tati tri tawzin. Insay 1944, dɛn bin mek pas fifti tawzin. Ɛn insay fɔti fayv, i pas siksti-fo tawzin motoka dɛn. Ɛn insay 1946, i pas di nɔmba we na ettin tawzin. Pantap dat, bɔku pan dɛn na jet mashin dɛn, ɛn dɛn bɛtɛ pas di wan dɛn we de na Amɛrika ɛn British.
  USA bin de mek pas wan ɔndrɛd tawzin motoka dɛn ɛvri ia, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ kwaliti.
  Di fɛtman we pipul dɛn lɛk pas ɔl, we na di Mustang, we gɛt mashin gɔn gɔn, bin tɔn to wik mɔ. I bin lɔs kpatakpata to di Jaman jet brand dɛn.
  Di Fritz bin gɛda bɔku bɔku motoka dɛn we bin dɔn fɔdɔm. Di jet fɛt plen we dɛn mek na Amɛrika tu wik pan manejmɛnt ɛn spid fɔ du ɛnitin agens di Jamani dɛn. Wɛl, no wɛpɔn nɔ bin de atɔl agens disk plen dɛn.
  Bay di spring insay 1947, di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn bɔm bɔku pan di pat dɛn na Briten.
  Di landin bin fala insay May. Briten bin fɛt bak wit ɔl dɛn at. Bɔt di we aw dɛn bin de mek tank ɛn ɔda tin dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ wok, bin mek dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ du dɛn wok. Di E siriɔs nɔ bin gɛt ɛni ikwal. Di 250-mm frɔntal armɔ we slop na 45 digri fɔ di E-50 nɔ go ebul fɔ pas ɔl di kɔlishin anti-tank wɛpɔn dɛn frɔm ɛni distans. Na insay di bot ɛn klos nɔmɔ dɛn bin gɛt smɔl chans fɔ go insay wan Jamani motoka. Ɛn afta dat, na sɔm kayn gɔn dɛn nɔmɔ.
  "E"-50 bin gɛt 170 mm sayd armɔ na wan angle we na 50 digri. Di motoka sɛf tɔn aut fɔ bi kwik kwik wan pan sɛvinti tan, lɛk di Tayga-2, bɔt insay di limit dɛn we dɛn kin aksept. Tu kayn gɔn dɛn bin de: 88-mm EL 100, ɛn 150-mm asɔlt gɔn dɛn. Na bin wan modifyeshɔn bak fɔ di E siriɔs wit 380-mm bɔm lansa insay wan mɔdaniz ɛn fast-faya fɔm.
  Briten nɔ bin ebul fɔ tinap tranga wan we di tank dɛn gɛt pawa, mɔ bikɔs di "E"-50 bin gɛt pawaful gas tɔbayn injin we gɛt 1,500 ɔspawɛl, ɛn i bin de muf kwik kwik wan na in trak dɛn we bin rili te. Fɔ in tɛm, na bin motoka we bin de wok tranga wan, Chɔchils, Pɛshings, ɛn Shemans nɔ bin de ambɔg am atɔl. Na di "Calencore" we gɛt 120-mm kanɔn nɔmɔ bin ebul fɔ bi denja fɔ am na di sayd, bɔt dis tank nɔ bin rɛdi yet.
  Afta we di sojaman dɛn na Lɔndɔn bin sɔrɛnda, Chɔchil bin gɛt strok ɛn i nɔ bin ebul fɔ waka. Dɛn bin kech Ingland, ɛn Ayriland bin fala am.
  Truman bin tray tranga wan fɔ mek wan agrimɛnt wit Jamani, ɛn i bin kam fɔ no se naw dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ rich Jamani wit atɔmik bɔm. Insay Ɔgɔst, di Jamani dɛn bin du Opareshɔn Icarus ɛn dɛn bin tek Ayland. Afta dat, Hitler bin put bɔku tin dɛn fɔ mek pis de. Inklud Amɛrika we de pe riparashɔn.
  Amɛrika nɔ bin gri fɔ tek dɛn kayn tin dɛn ya we de mek dɛn shem. Di wɔ bin muf go na di si.
  Amɛrika nɔ bin ebul fɔ tinap agens di sabmarin bot dɛn we di Tɔd Rayk bin gɛt ɛn i bin lɔs bɔku tin. Bɔt i nɔ kin izi bak fɔ mek di Nazi dɛn kɔmɔt na ɔda kɔntri fɔ rich na Amɛrika. Di bɔm we dɛn bin bɔm Amɛrika, dɛn bin yuz di T-500, da tɛm de et motoka T-600 dɛn, ɛn di mɔdel dɛn we nɔ gɛt ɔs, B-18, B-28. Dɛn bin tray bak fɔ shel Nyu Yɔk bay we dɛn yuz V-3 ɔ A-11 mishɔl dɛn. Intakɔntinɛntal mishɔl dɛn bin rich na di say we Amɛrika de, bɔt dɛn bin tu dia ɛn dɛn nɔ bin de yuz dɛn bɔku bɔku wan.
  Di Amɛrika pipul dɛn bin de agens fɔ sɔm tɛm ɛn dɛn bin lɔs. Di fɔti-ɛit ia pas as a ɔl wit win fɔ di Jaman sabmarin flet. Dɛn bin mek ɔl tu di plen dɛn we de kɛr plen dɛn ɛn di ship dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ fɛt. Insay 1949, sɔm pan di Jaman sojaman dɛn bin gɛda na Brazil ɛn Ajentina, ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ go bifo na Vɛnizwela.
  Di Fritz bin gɛt di AG pyramid siriɔs tank bak. Wan mashin we advans mɔ na wan evolushɔn fɔ di E siriɔs.So fa, "America" bin gɛt wan "Patton", ɛn dat nɔ bin bi wan kɔmplit mɔdel yet.
  Bɔt di trɔs wit Stalin bin dɔn. Di T-54 ɛn di IS-7 ɛn IS-4 we ebi pasmak bin apia na di USSR. Ɛn bak di MIG-15 jet fɛt plen. Na tru se di Soviet mashin nɔ bin bɛtɛ pas di Jamani ME-362 pan wɛpɔn dɛn ɛn spid, bɔt na bin ful-ful jet fɛt plen. Di Krauts bin stil gɛt ay supiriɔriti, bɔt di gap bin dɔn smɔl. Na di disk plen dɛn nɔmɔ we di Third Reich bin gɛt nɔ bin gɛt kɔmpitishɔn. Di T-54 nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ protɛkshɔn pas di E-50 ɛn AG-50, mɔ na di sayd dɛn, bɔt i bin layt pas am. Apat frɔm dat, di tin dɛn we de sho se di wɛpɔn dɛn dɔn kam nia. Ɛn di IS-7 ivin bin gɛt 130 mm kanɔn versus 88 mm, pan ɔl we i bin gɛt wan rili lɔng barɛl we gɛt 100 EL. Di Jamani pipul dɛn we bin dɔn yus fɔ dil wit Amɛrikan tank dɛn we nɔ bin gɛt gud protɛkt, nɔ bin mek dɛn kaliba strɔng. Ɛn fɔ tru, di kaliba smɔl, ɛn di amunishɔn sapɔt smɔl.
  Jaman tank dɛn bin stil gɛt bɛnifit pan optik ɛn rit fɔ faya, pan nɛt vishɔn divays ɛn dɛn bin gɛt haydrolik stebyulayza.
  Pan ɔl we di USSR nɔ bin ebul fɔ pas di Nazi dɛn yet pan di kwaliti fɔ teknɔlɔji, i bin notis se i bin de nia dɛn.
  Bɔt wan prɔblɛm bin de: bɔku pipul dɛn bin de tek pat. Hitler gɛt tumɔs risɔs inklud slev dɛn. Rɔshia, we bin dɔn lɔs bɔku pat pan in eria, nɔ bin ebul fɔ pas di Wehrmacht. Prɔblɛm bin de bak wit Jepan. Di Land of the Rising Sun bin ebul fɔ tek ɔl di say dɛn we i bin de na di Pasifik Oshɔn bak ɛn ivin tek di Awayi ayland dɛn. Na tru se, fɔs, tɛnki fɔ di Jaman sabmarin bot dɛn we nɔ go ebul fɔ win. Di Tɔd Rayk bin gɛt di bɔku bɔku tin dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn kip ɛn we bin rili sofistikieted. Ɛn Amɛrika nɔ bin ebul fɔ du ɛnitin fɔ kɔba dis.
  Ɛn if yu stat wɔ wit di Third Reich, den... Ɛn Japan go strayk!
  Stalin bin tɔk se Hitlɛr fɔ mek in yon mitin na say dɛn we nɔ gɛt wanwɔd.
  Di Fuhrer, afta i shem, i gri fɔ du dis na Swidan. Di nɛgoshyɔn bin de biɛn domɔt dɛn we dɛn lɔk. Dɔn, dɛn tu dikteta dɛn ya bin gri. Dɛn bin mek di union fɔ Rɔshia ɛn Jamani fɔmal. Fɔs, di sojaman dɛn de agens Amɛrika. Hitler bin prɔmis fɔ gi Alaska bak to di USSR, we Amɛrika bin de ol ilɛgal wan. Apat frɔm dat, Rɔshia kin abop pan sɔm land dɛn na Kanada.
  Di Third Reich bin gri bak fɔ pul di blok we dɛn bin de blok Leningrad. Fɔ pul di sojaman dɛn smɔl smɔl frɔm di sɛkɔn kapital siti na di USSR. Bɔt na de di kɔnsɛshɔn dɛn bin dɔn. Di chenj we dɛn bin de chenj di prizina dɛn na wɔ bin apin sɔm pat pan di tɛm we dɛn bin de stɔp fɔ fɛt. Bɔt na ya, bikɔs di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt bɔku mɔ prizina dɛn, di chenj na bin wan to wan. Ɛn Stalin bin want fɔ mek dɛn gi di ɔda wan dɛn bak.
  Hitler bin gri fɔ di wan dɛn nɔmɔ we bin want fɔ du am bay dɛnsɛf, ɛn afta dat i bin gri wit bɔku rizɛvshɔn.
  Fɔ tɔk smɔl, sɔm we aw wi bin gri fɔ mek wi gri fɔ mek wi du sɔntin. Ɛn insay di fɔl insay 1949, di USSR bin deklare wɔ agens Amɛrika. Di ɔfens frɔm Chukotka to Alaska bigin.
  I bin tan lɛk se na gud tin. Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin pas na di say we smɔl pas ɔl. Ɛn di Jamani dɛn bin de muf frɔm di sawt, ɛn dɛn bin de tray bak fɔ krɔs Grinland ɛn Kanada.
  Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin fɛt wit di Amɛrikan sojaman dɛn. As i tan lɛk, di T-54 bɛtɛ pas di Patton pan di kwaliti dɛn we i gɛt fɔ fɛt. Di Amɛrikin nɔ impɔtant pan am pan kanɔn we de kɔt klos ɛn pan tin dɛn we dɛn de yuz fɔ fɛt. Ɛn dis na wit mɔ wet. Na tru se di Soviet motoka bin bɛtɛ pan di rɛnj ɛn krɔs kɔntri.
  "Patton" fold... Agens di IS-7 no worthy oponunent bin de at ol. Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin go bifo fɔ krɔs Alaska. Di winta we bin de insay '49 ɛn '50 bin tɔn to disasta fɔ di Amɛrika pipul dɛn. Ɛn spring kin wɔs pas dat. Pantap dat, di Jamani dɛn bin brok go na Mɛksiko ɛn dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de fɛt de.
  Insay Jun 1950, di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn ɛn Jamani sojaman dɛn bin kɔmɔt na di nɔt kam nia di say dɛn we Amɛrika de. Ɛn di Japan ɛn Jamani sojaman dɛn kɔmɔt na di sawt. Klosap ɔl di kɔntri dɛn na Latin Amɛrika dɔn deklare wɔ agens Amɛrika. Truman bin rigɛn. Di jenɛral we gɛt nem Ayzanawa bin bi aktin prɛsidɛnt fɔ Amɛrika. Pan ɔl we, lɛk ɔlman, i de lɔs.
  Di Amɛrikan dɛn bin fɛt tranga wan. "Patton"-2 bin apia, we dɛn bin ebul fɔ brok insay di shɔt tɛm we dɛn ebul. Bɔt dis tank bin jɔs bɛtɛ smɔl pas di wan we bin de bifo bikɔs ɔf mɔ sloping armour ɛn ay initial projɛktayl spid. Di ia 1950, Amɛrika lɔs wan pat pan in eria. Insay di fifti fɔs ia, wan fɛt-fɛt plen we bin dɔn go bifo bin apia, we bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i ikwal to di MIG-15, bɔt i stil smɔl pas di Jamani mɔdel dɛn. Insay Julay insay di fifti fɔs ia, we di Sɔviɛt ɛn Jaman sojaman dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de kam nia Washinton, di fɔs MP-103 bin apia, tank dɛn mɔ ɔ smɔl ebul fɔ go insay AG-50 ɛn IS-7 we bin de nia de. Ɛn insay Sɛptɛmba, Washinton bin fɔdɔm. Tu mɔnt afta dat, wetin bin lɛf na Amɛrika bin kapitul.
  Dis wɔ sɛf dɔn dɔn.
  Bɔt fɔ tru, dis nɔ go du fɔ Hitlɛr. Jamani bin rɛst fɔ wan ɛn af ia ɛn i bin gɛda trɛnk. Stalin bin day insay Mach 1953. Ɛn Epril 20, 1953, di Wehrmacht bin bigin fɔ fɛt. Jɔs insay di tɛm fɔ Hitler in batde.
  If Stalin nɔ bin de, Malenkov bin bi Chairmɛn fɔ di Kaɔnsil fɔ Minista dɛn. Beria na bin Diputi Chairmɛn fɔ di Kaɔnsil ɔf Minista dɛn ɛn na bin edman fɔ di Ministri fɔ Intanɛt Afɛj ɛn di Ministri fɔ Stet Sikyuriti. Infakt, na dɛn pipul ya bin gɛt pawa pas ɔlman. Plɛs bak di Fɔs Sɛktri fɔ di Sɛntral Kɔmiti Khrushchev, ɛn di Pipul Kɔmishɔn fɔ Fɔrin Afɛj Molotov. Bɔt na ya, wan absolɔt dikteta nɔ bin de igen. So di kwɛstyɔn bɔt di Chairmɛn fɔ di Stet Difɛns Kɔmiti bin opin.
  Beria, as eksekushɔn ɛn edman fɔ di sikrit polis, bin mek di ɔda pipul dɛn na di Politburo fred tumɔs. Ɛn dɛn bin pik wan we fɔ mek dɛn kɔmprɔmis. Malenkov Chairman fɔ di Stet Difɛns Kɔmiti, Vasilevsky Minista fɔ Difɛns ɛn Suprim Kɔmanda-in-Chif. So, dɛn bin mek wan tu pawa. Bɔt Malenkov insɛf nɔ bin want fɔ bi di Suprim Kɔmanda-in-Chif, ɛn i bin tɔk se i nɔ bin ebul fɔ du soja biznɛs.
  Di Wehrmacht bin fes wan rili pawaful ɛn dip difens. Bɔt di Soviet tank dɛn bin smɔl pas di Jamani wan dɛn. Na di IS-7 nɔmɔ bin ebul fɔ mek di men tank we Hitler bin gɛt we nem AG-50, denja. Wan motoka we tan lɛk piramid wit 105 mm gɔn ɛn 100 EL. Dis kayn gɔn bin bɛtɛ pas di T-54 ɛn i nɔ bin bɛtɛ pas di 130 mm IS-7. Di IS-10 nɔ bin rili wok fayn. So i klia se 122 mm gɔn nɔ go du fɔ tank.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin go bifo smɔl smɔl bɔt dɛn bin go bifo. Dɛn bin gɛt mɔ sojaman dɛn we de waka, ɛn pan ɔl dat, dɛn bin de protɛkt di tank dɛn we tan lɛk pyramid bɛtɛ, mɔ na di sayd dɛn. Di Luftwaffe we stil gɛt jet-pawa bin kip di supiriɔriti pan armamɛnt, nevigishɔn, ɛn spid, pan ɔl we dɛn bin dɔn mek di MIG-15 mɔdan.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin rawnd Leningrad bak, ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ go bifo to Vyazma we bin de na di sɛnt. Na di sawt, di Nazi dɛn bin brok di frɔnt ɛn go bifo na di Kɔkas. Di fɔs tri mɔnt dɛn bin gɛt sɔm sakrifays dɛn fɔ di Krauts. Insay Ɔgɔst, afta we dɛn stɔp smɔl, di Nazi dɛn bigin fɔ go bifo bak, ɛn di men atak we dɛn bin atak di Kɔkas. Insay Sɛptɛmba, di tin bin tranga bikɔs Jepan bin kam insay di wɔ.
  Di samurai dɛn bin gɛt wan laysens E-50 tank, we bɛtɛ pas di T-54, ɛn tɛn milyɔn sojaman dɛn we bin de na di fɔs echelon nɔmɔ.
  Di Rɛd Ami bin de lɔs smɔl smɔl. Insay Sɛptɛmba, nyu fɛt dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt Stalingrad. Dɛn bin drɛg te Disɛmba dɔn, bɔt di siti bin stil fɔdɔm. Di tray we dɛn bin tray fɔ rawnd di Jamani dɛn nɔ bin ebul. Di Nazi dɛn bin ebul bak fɔ kech Grozny ɛn Ɔdzhonikidze. Insay "54, Janwari bin pas kwayɛt wan. Bɔt insay Fɛbwari di Nazi dɛn bigin fɔ go bifo along di Vɔlga.
  Ɛn insay tri mɔnt we dɛn bin de fɛt tranga wan, dɛn bin ebul fɔ rich na di dɛlta. Na bin May fɔ fifti-fo. Di Nazi dɛn bin kɔt di Kɔkas bay land ɛn Türkiye bin go insay di wɔ na di sayd we di Tɔd Rayk bin de.
  Di tin we de apin na di USSR rili at. Bɔt we May dɔn, di Rɛd Ami kin atak nia Vyazma ɛn na di Leningrad rijɔn. Bɔt i bin pɔsibul fɔ jɔs go insay di Jaman pozishɔn dɛn smɔl. Di Fritzes de lid wan ofensiv along di Caspian kost to Baku. Di spid we pɔsin de go bifo nɔ bɔku. Tu to tri kilomita insay wan de. Bɔt i de sote go. Insay di sɔmma ɛn ali ɔtom, di Nazi dɛn bin de pas na Kalmykia ɛn Dagestan. Wi bin rich na Azaybayjan bay di midul pat na Ɔktoba. Ɛn dɛn bin jɔyn an wit di Turks.
  Di pozishɔn we di Soviet grup bin gɛt na di Kɔkas nɔ bin gɛt op igen. Bɔt di fɛt bin kɔntinyu te Disɛmba dɔn, te Yerevan ɛn Baku fɔdɔm. Na di ɛnd ɔf 1954 nɔmɔ di wan ol Kɔkas bin fɔdɔm ɔnda di Nazi dɛn. Di Nazi dɛn bin gɛt sakrifays bak nia Leningrad - dɛn bin ebul fɔ tek Tikhvin. Di tin dɔn kam fɔ bi mɔ kɔmplikt.
  Di IS-11 bin apia in savis wit di Rɛd Ami;di nyu tank bin gɛt mɔ pawaful 203 mm gɔn ɛn tik frɔntal klos. Dɛn bin mek dis motoka fɔ bia wit AG-50 shel dɛn ed-ɔn, ivin wit yuraniɔm kɔr.
  Bɔt di tank insɛf bin tɔn to tu ebi. I we pas wan ɔndrɛd tan. Di Soviet kɔmand nɔ bin rili gladi fɔ dis motoka. Yɛs, ɛn i bin dia. Ɛn di projɛktayl nɔ bin pafɛkt ɔl, i bin de gi rikochɛt dɛn frɔm Jaman motoka dɛn we tan lɛk piramid.
  Wan mɔ advans mɔdel fɔ wan midul tank bin apia bak. If na so i bi, di T-64 na motoka we ebi smɔl, i gɛt bɛtɛ wɛpɔn na di fɔs ɛn i gɛt 105 mm kanɔn. Na tru se i stil smɔl pas di Jaman men tank.
  Di MIG-18 bin apia bak na di skay, we na ayrakt we bɛtɛ smɔl pan di kwaliti dɛn we i de flay. Air defense bin impɔtant bak... Bɔt te naw di disko dɛn bin stil de invulnerable.
  Di Japan pipul dɛn bin ebul fɔ kɔt Vladivostok ɛn kech Primorye, ɛn Khabarovsk ɛn Mɔngolia. Wedge wisɛf smɔl insay Sayberia. Bɔt Vladivostok bin ol am fɔ naw.
  Dis na di sityueshɔn fɔ wan Rɔshia we dɛn dɔn krɔs af-af. Ɛn i nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ mek lay lay ɛnitin bɔt am.
  Hitler nɔ bin no yet wetin fɔ du... Bɔt in jɔnal, di OKW bin tek am se di atak fɔ de along di Vɔlga na di nɔt ɛn Saratov, dɔn Kuibyshev, ɛn afta dat to Ulyanovsk ɛn Kazan. So di difens na di senta rili tayt.
  Di Jaman disk plen dɛn bin de spid tɛn to twɛlv layt spid ɛn dɛn bin de difrɛns bikɔs dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ ambɔg dɛn. So fa, di USSR nɔ dɔn fɛn we fɔ win di pawaful flɔ we wan laminar jet de flɔ. Ɛn dɛn bin jɔs de mek di kɔmbat lɛsa.
  Ɛn di Third Reich bin de wok bak fɔ mek ɔt rayt. So dat disko dɛn kin yuz bak fɔ shot.
  Ɛn na ya di prɔgrɛs dɔn ɔlrɛdi apia.
  Di Jaman dɛn bin impɔtant di AG siriɔs wan tɛm. Dɛn bin mek di nyu tank wit tu kru mɛmba dɛn nɔmɔ, ɛn na joystik dɛn bin de kɔntrol am. Dis bin mek i pɔsibul fɔ mek di motoka kɔmpakt mɔ bay we dɛn put di wan dɛn we de wok na di motoka ledɔm. Di AG-50 U bin ebul fɔ mek di klos strɔng we i nɔ bin go insay di IS-7 ɛn T-64 frɔm ɛni angul. Ɛn di Fritz dɛn gɛt bɔku op fɔ dis tank.
  Fɔ naw, di Wehrmacht stil strɔng pan kwaliti ɛn kwantiti. Di biginin fɔ '55 insay di midul pat pan Janwari, dɛn bin tray fɔ fɛt di Jamani dɛn na di dairekshɔn fɔ Saratov. Di Soviet kɔmand bin rili strɔng. Na patikyula, di SU-152 wit wan lɔng barɛl bin de ɛnta kɔmbat ɔpreshɔn dɛn bak. Dis motoka na bin intamɛdiet sɛlf-prɔpul gɔn na di IS-7 chɛsis. Sɔviɛt disayna dɛn mek wan kanɔn we rili pawaful we go ebul fɔ go insay Agi. Ɛn pan ɔl dat, di wet we di gɔn we i de yuz insɛf nɔ bin pas sɛvinti fayv tan, ɛn i bin gɛt tri ɔndrɛd milimita wɛpɔn dɛn na in fɔɛd.
  Dis SU na rispɔns bak to di Jamani pipul dɛn. We in jɔnal at fɔ kɔntrast wit sɔntin we pafɛkt pas am.
  Wan pan di Jaman big tank dɛn na di AG-100. Dis motoka gɛt 210-mm gɔn we ebul fɔ hit ɔl tu di tank dɛn ɛn di target dɛn we nɔ gɛt wɛpɔn. Dis tank gɛt sloping armor we na 400 mm frɔm ɔl di angul dɛn, ɛn i nɔ go ebul fɔ pas insay di Soviet anti-tank wɛpɔn dɛn.
  Bɔt di AG-100 na mashin we rili ebi, bɔt i gɛt gas tɔbayn injin. Di tin we bin wɔs pas ɔl na wit di big ɛkspiriɛns: di Monsta tank. Di motoka we dɛn mek wit wan big big rɔket lansa bin go na di fɔs layn ɔnda in yon pawa. Te i fɔdɔm. A bin gɛt fɔ fiks am. Ɛn di "Mɔnsta" nɔ bin de insay di tɛm fɔ di atak. Pan ɔl we di motoka bin prɔmis. Ɛn i bin we tri tawzin tan. Di tank we ebi pas ɔl insay mɔtalman istri. Ɛn dɛn bin sɛn wan "Rat" we we tu tawzin tan ɛn wan ol batri na Lɛningrad.
  
  AW ISTƆRI GO BI FƆ ALEXANDER DI TRI LƐK LƐK LƐK PUTIN BI
  Wetin bin fɔ dɔn apin if Alɛgzanda di Tɔd in tren nɔ bin fɔdɔm nia Kharkov. Yɛs, Rɔshia bin fɔ dɔn gɛt bɛtɛ tin fɔ du!
  Alɛgzanda di Tɔd, as kiŋ we strɔng ɛn we gɛt strɔng maynd, fɔ tru, i kɔntinyu fɔ impruv di polisi fɔ mek pipul dɛn go bifo na Manchuria ɛn Koria. Nɔt Koria dɔn rili bi wan kɔntri we de sɔpɔt Rɔshia. Pɔt Atɔ bin tɔn to infakt Rɔshian teritɔri. Ɛn fɔ tru, Jepan nɔ bin gladi. Alɛgzanda di Tɔd, lɛk ɔl di Rɔshian tsa dɛn, bin tray fɔ mek dɛn go bifo. I dɔn ɔlrɛdi mek di eria na Rɔshia bɔku, ɛn i dɔn rich na Kushka na di sawt. Dɔn yu kin go na Afganistan, usay di British dɛn de fɛt. Ɛn i nɔ bin gɛt bɔku sakrifays.
  Bɔt fɔ tru, di tsar bin want fɔ go bak na di Kuril Ayland dɛn ɛn mek Zheltorossiya frɔm di Chaynish rijyɔn dɛn we bin jɔyn an bay dɛnsɛf. Ɛn Rɔshia bin de rɛdi fɔ fɛt wɔ. Alɛgzanda di Tɔd bin gɛt strɔng maynd ɛn fɛt-fɛt pas in bɔy pikin, i bin sabi pik pipul dɛn fɔ wok fɔ am ɛn i nɔ bin de tink bɔt Jepan. Ɛn a nɔ bin want fɔ avɔyd fɔ fɛt. I dɔn te we Rɔshia nɔ de fɛt wɔ, ɛn di tin dɛn we pɔsin we de mek pis kin gɛt nɔ gɛt ɔnɔ lɛk pɔsin we win di wɔ.
  Alɛgzanda di Tɔd bin want wɔ. Ɛn i bin de rɛdi fɔ am. Japan bin stil stat fɔs, bɔt dɛn bin de tink se dɛn go atak dɛn. Ɛn di distroyer strayk nɔ bin wok lɛk aw i bin de insay rial istri. Na wan kruz nɔmɔ bin pwɛl. Ɛn 4 Japan bot dɛn we bin de pwɛl di wɔl bin sink.
  Dɔn di fɛt bin apin afta we tin bin fayn fɔ Rɔshia.
  Di kruiz "Varyag" bin ebul fɔ rɔnawe frɔm di ɛnkɔrejmɛnt ɛn ivin sink wan distroya. Admiral Makarov bin akt wit bɔku trɛnk. Di Japan pipul dɛn bin kam nia Manchuria sloslo. We dɛn bin de na si, di Rɔshian dɛn bin de du tin fayn pas aw i bin de du tin. Makarov bin tren di skwadron ɛn i bin bigin fɔ atak dɛn wantɛm wantɛm.
  Ɛn afta dat, di Rɔshian dɛn bin ambɔg ɛn sink tu fɛt ship dɛn. Afta dat dɛnsɛf bin atak di Japan pipul dɛn ɛn pwɛl wan ɔda big ship, sɔm smɔl smɔl bot dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin pwɛl bɔku pan dɛn.
  Afta dis, Jepan nɔ bin ɛva ebul fɔ gɛt di sem rayt wit Rɔshia. Rɔshian ship dɛn bin de rɔnata di samurai dɛn. Ɛn na land we dɛn bin de fɛt, dɛn bin stɔp di Jepan pipul dɛn. Bɔt Kuropatkin bin du tin we i nɔ bin disayd fɔ du, ɛn di tsar bin tek Brusilov we bin gɛt mɔ trɛnk fɔ tek in ples.
  Afta dat dɛn bigin fɔ bit di Japan pipul dɛn wit ɔl dɛn at. Dɛn bin kɔmɔt na Nɔt Koria. We Brusilov bin de fɛt, i bin de yuz kɔnsɛntret strayk taktik dɛn. Ɛn fɔ bil sojaman dɛn wit poker bin ajɔst to sakrifays. Afta we di Rɔshian dɛn win bɔku tɛm, dɛn bin klia Sawt Koria bak.
  Rozhdestvensky in skwadron bin kam frɔm di Baltik stet dɛn, ɛn Rɔshia bin dɔn tek di pawa we i gɛt na di si. Dɛn bin tek Taywan ɛn di Kuril rij. Insay Ɔgɔst 1905, Jepan bin sɔrɛnda.
  Rɔshia bin gɛt di Kuril chen, Taywan, Manchuria ɛn Koria.
  I nɔ tu te, dɛn bin mek di lɔ we Rɔshia gɛt fɔ protɛkt Koria. Ɛn Mɔngolia, Manchuria ɛn Pɔt Ata bin dɔn bi Rɔshian provins - Zheltorossiya.
  Insay 1912, Tsa Alɛgzanda di Tɔd bin stɔp in glori we i bin de rul, ɛn Nikolas di Sɛkɔn bin go na di tron. Na tru se dis tɛm, Nikolas di Sɛkɔn bin dɔn gɛt ɔda wɛf ɛn i bin dɔn gɛt wɛlbɔdi atɔl fɔ gɛt di tron. So di nyu empara bin fri frɔm Rasputin ɛn ɔda tin dɛn we dɛn bin de du fɔ mek pipul dɛn want fɔ du bad. Ɛn bak Jamani wɛf dɛn.
  Na tru se di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ bin de kam nia, bɔt i kam fɔ bi se Rɔshia bin rɛdi fɔ am bɛtɛ pas aw i bin de na rial istri. Di rifɔm ɛn di tranga stayl we Alɛgzanda di Tɔd bin du bin gɛt impak. Di fɔs layt, mashin-gan tank na di wɔl, we dɛn kɔl Luna-2, bin apia bak na di Rɔshian ami. I go bi se dɛn na bin fayn wɛpɔn we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ fɛt wɔ. Dɛn bin difrɛn bikɔs dɛn bin ebul fɔ krɔs kɔntri ɛn dɛn bin de spid fayn fayn wan fɔ 40 kilomita pan awa na di aywe.
  Na tru se dɛn nɔ bin du fɔ dɛn. Bikɔs ɔf di tru tin se nɔbɔdi nɔ bin de mek bɔku pipul dɛn nɔ gɛt wanwɔd ɛn fɛt-fɛt na Rɔshia, di ɔl di lɛvɛl we dɛn bin de divɛlɔp di industri bin tɔn to ay pas aw i bin de na rial istri. Dis bin mek am pɔsibul fɔ mek dɛn mek mɔ plen dɛn, mɔ di Ilya Muromets we gɛt 4 injin.
  Rɔshia bin go insay di wɔ wit wan ikɔmi we strɔng ɛn divɛlɔp, di big ami na di wɔl, bɔku bɔku sojaman dɛn we de rayd ɔs ɛn ivin layt tank dɛn.
  Jamani, na tru, nɔ bin kɔlkul di rayt we... Di fɛt bigin lɛk aw i bin de na rial istri. Rɔshia bin gɛt di ikɔnomi growth we na tɛn pasɛnt ɛvri ia ɛn Jamani bin ɔndastand se na fulish tin fɔ shem. Ɛn if yu bigin naw.
  Bɔt di wɔ we bin apin na tu say dɛn bin tɔn to bad bad tin fɔ di Jamani dɛn. Fɔs, di Rɔshian dɛn bin win dɛn na Is Prɔshia. Nɔto lɛk rial istri, di tsarist sojaman dɛn bin tɔn to bɔku bɔku wan, ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat, dɛn bin gɛt nyu layt tank dɛn, we, we dɛn bin de faya frɔm tu mashin gɔn dɛn, bin de mek pipul dɛn fred.
  Di Hindenburg we bin de na dis sityueshɔn bin tɔn aut fɔ bi bit. Ɛn di Rɔshian dɛn, mɔ di wan dɛn we de luk fɔ di plen dɛn, bin de wok bɛtɛ. Ɛn Brusilov, we na bin di hiro fɔ di wɔ wit Jepan, bin pwɛl di Ɔstrian dɛn kpatakpata, ɛn i bin kech Przemysl we dɛn bin de muf.
  Koenigsberg bin si se i dɔn rawnd am ɔlsay. Di Jamani dɛn bin tɔn bak ɔnda di blo we di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin de bit dɛn to di Ɔda. Ɛn dɛn bin bit dɛn nia Paris.
  Di tin we bin at pas ɔl na fɔ di pipul dɛn na Ɔstria. Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin krɔs Ɔstria ɛn Ɔŋgaria, ɛn di Slavik yunit dɛn bin jɔs sɔrɛnda. Dɔn dɛn bin krɔs di Jamani pipul dɛn bak. Dɛn bin de bit dɛn hul dɛn wan bay wan. Te wi rich na Budapest, wi tek am fɔ muf. Di Emparɔ na Ɔstria bin so fred dat i aks fɔ mek pis de.
  Rɔshia bin gri fɔ du dis, bɔt i bin tek Galisia, Bukɔvina, ɛn Krakow go na di kɔntri dɛn na Poland.
  Afta dat, di Rɔshian ami bin kam nia di Ɔda. Türkiye bin tray fɔ put an pan di wɔ, bɔt dɛn bin bit am na in tit. Bulgaria bin gɛt di sɛns fɔ sayd wit di wan dɛn we strɔng pas ɔl, dat na di Entente. Jɔs lɛk Itali.
  Na bin wan ples we dɛn bin de slip insay di kol sizin. Di Rɔshian dɛn bin transfa di rizɔv dɛn to di sawt ɛn dɛn bin krɔs Tɛki. Ɛn di Jamani dɛn bin de lik dɛn wund dɛn. Wanwɔd nɔ bin de na Jamani sɛf. Wan pat pan di bigman dɛn na fɔ pis, pat pan di wɔ fɔ mek dɛn win. Bɔt dɛn go mɔs tink se di ɛnd go mek pipul dɛn shem. We spring dɔn, dɛn bin dɔn win Tɛki. Rɔshia bin gɛt Eshia Maynɔ ɛn Istanbul wit di strayt dɛn. Irak bin go to di British, Siria to Frans, Palestayn to Briten.
  Dɔn dɛn bigin fɔ atak Jamani. Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin krɔs di Ɔda we dɛn bin de yuz bɔku bɔku layt tank dɛn. Amɛrika sɛf bin go insay di wɔ fɔ gɛt in pis. Jepan ɛn Rɔshia bin jɔyn fɔ tek di prɔpati dɛn we di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt na di Pasifik Oshɔn.
  We di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin fɛt fɔ go na Bɛlin, di pis pati bin win. Ɛn Jamani bin giv-ɔp.
  Afta dat, di nɛgoshyɔn bigin. Dɛn bin rip di Jamani dɛn kpatakpata. Dɛn bin tek di teritɔri dɛn. Di Frɛnch dɛnsɛf bin ebul fɔ tek di Raynland.
  Ɛn Rɔshia drɔ di bɔda along di Ɔda. Jamani bin si se dɛn dɔn kɔt am ɛn dɛn bin de pe am bɔku bɔku mɔni. Ɔstria-Ɔŋgaria bin fɔdɔm...
  Rɔshia bin tek Slovakia ɛn mek wan kɔntri we de protɛkt di Chɛk Ripɔblik. Ɔŋgaria bin bi bak wan kɔntri we Rɔshia bin de protɛkt. Yugoslavia bin kɔmɔt na do. Ɔstria dɔn rili smɔl.
  In shot, Russia bin gɛt nyu teritɔri dɛn...
  Bɔt di trɔs nɔ bin gɛt tɛm fɔ fɔdɔm insay disapɔynt, bikɔs di wɔ bin tɔn to shɔt.
  Di ikɔnomi growth, we di wɔ bin ambɔg, bin kɔntinyu. Tsar Nicholas bin kɔntinyu fɔ bi kiŋ we bin de rul di gɔvmɛnt. I bin gɛt pawa fɔ mek lɔ, fɔ ɛgzibit, ɛn fɔ jɔj.
  Rɔshia bin de gɛt bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn we de go ɔp kwik kwik wan. Fɔ tritɛn ia, di ikɔmi bin de gro wit avrej tɛn to ilevin pasɛnt ɛvri ia. Di kɔntri bin kam na di sɛkɔn ples insay 1929, ɛn di sɛkɔn ples afta Amɛrika.
  Insay 1918, Rɔshia bin fɛt wɔ wit Briten na Afganistan. Na bay we dɛn sheb dis kɔntri. Dɔn dɛn bin sheb Iran. Di sawt go na Briten, di nɔt go na Rɔshia. Divayd am lɛk se na tu pat. Dɔn dɛn bin sheb Saudi Arabia. Bitwin Rɔshia, Frans ɛn Briten. So, dɛn bin dɔn fɔ win di Islamik wɔl. I bin si se di Kristian stet dɛn bin de kɔntrol insɛf ɔlsay na di pɔlitiks.
  Wan pawaful kɔlishin dɔn mek. Bɔt afta dat, 1929 kam - di tɛm we di Gret Dipreshɔn bin de...
  Di prɔblɛm bin tɔn to tranga wan. Inklud Rɔshia. Di we aw pipul dɛn bin de fil fɔ chenj chenj bin bigin fɔ gro. Dɛn bin de atak pipul dɛn bak wit tɛroris. I bin de mek pɔsin fred mɔ ɛn mɔ. Di wef fɔ strayk dɛn bin de gro bak.
  Di tsarist gɔvmɛnt bin tray fɔ fɛn we fɔ kɔmɔt de tru di ɛksternal ɛkspɛnshɔn. Di atak pan Chaina bin stat. Insay di ia we mek tati wan, di Rɔshian ami bin go insay Shanghai ɛn ɔda siti dɛn we de na di sawt pat na di Sɛlestial Ɛmpaya. Ɛn insay Jun tati tu, wan nyu wɔ bin bigin wit Jepan.
  Di samurai bin want fɔ revaŋg. Bɔt Rɔshia bin strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ ɛn i bin gɛt pawa pas ɔlman na di si. Di ikɔmi pawaful ɛn di sabmarin dɛn pawaful. Ɛn ɛlikopta dɛn bin apia, ɛn avieshɔn bin de go bifo. So... Di wɔ bigin, as dɛn de se, wit wan gol.
  Dɛn bin win di Japan pipul dɛn ɛn dɛn bin ivin tek di ayland we dɛn kɔl Ɔkaido. Dɔn dɛn bin atak Tɔkyo. Jepan bin giv-ɔp ɛn si se Rɔshian bin de rul am. Dɔn di prɔblɛm bin dɔn wit di "voluntari" we dɛn bin tek di Kiŋdɔm na Jepan to Rɔshia. Ɛn di wɔ wit Chaina bin kɔntinyu. Di tsarist gɔvmɛnt bin want fɔ put di Sɛlestial Ɛmpaya ɔnda dɛn kpatakpata.
  Nikolas II bin fɔdɔm insay wan plen insay Julay 1934.
  Sɔntɛm dɛn dɔn ɛp am, bɔt dɛn nɔ dɔn mek dis. Di rul we wan kiŋ we bin gɛt sakrifays ɔlsay, we dɛn bin ivin kɔl bigman, bin dɔn dɔn. Ɛn wit am wan ɔda pej pan istri bin tɔn.
  Di presto bin tek ples fɔ Alɛksi II, we na bin yɔŋ kiŋ we ol lɛk tati ia so. I gɛt wɛlbɔdi na in bɔdi, ɛn i big pas in papa.
  Ɛn Hitlɛr bin kam na Jamani las ia. Ɛn di pawa we i bin gɛt trade bin bigin fɔ gɛt layf bak.
  I nɔ tu te, di Fuhrer bin dɔn mek wan difensiv alayns wit Rɔshia. Ɛn insay 1935, Itali bin atak Itiopia. I nɔ tu te, di aks we dɛn kɔl Petrograd, Berlin, Rome bin apia. Di gol fɔ mek dɛn go bifo na bin agens Frans ɛn Briten, ɛn sɔntɛm na USA.
  Tsarist Rɔshia, we bin gɛt fayv milyɔn sojaman dɛn na di stet dɛn we pis bin de ɛn di bɛst tank ɛn plen dɛn na di wɔl, bin want fɔ tek dɛn bɔku bɔku kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de rul frɔm Ingland ɛn Frans.
  Di Jamani dɛnsɛf nɔ de agens fɔ fɛt wit Rɔshia. Bɔt di ɛnimi tu strɔng. Frans luk lɛk se i wik. Pantap dat, na Frans di pipul dɛn nɔ de bɔku, bɔt na Rɔshia di bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn ɛn ivin di pasɛnt de go ɔp bikɔs di pipul dɛn we de day dɔn go dɔŋ.
  So Jamani kin stil fɛt wit Frans, bɔt nɔto wit Rɔshia. Jɛnɛral wan, ɔltin kin luk fayn. Amɛrika de fred fɔ fɛt ɛn i nɔ de pan soja alayns. Frans de gɛda trɛnk, bɔt i slo smɔl pas Jamani. Bɔt Alɛksi kin gɛda in trɛnk. Ɛn di sem tɛm i dɔn kɔmplit di kɔnkrit fɔ Chaina. We na big tin bak! Di prins fɔ wɔ de lid insɛf. Ɛn i win klos to di wan ol yɔlɔ wɔl. Ɛn afta dat, Indochina. Di Frɛnch ɛn British dɔn ɔlrɛdi de rul de. Bɔt a want fɔ go bifo. So pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ avɔyd fɔ mek pɔsin rɔsh rɔsh. Plus tu di Dutch koloni dem. Ɛn wi want fɔ jɔyn dɛn. Insay di fɔti ia, Jamani bin atak Frans, Bɛljiɔm, Ɔland ɛn di British ɛkspɛdishinari fɔs.
  Wan kwik win insay wan ɛn af mɔnt. Brilliant dabl sikɛl strayk. Ɛn di kapituleshɔn fɔ Frans, Bɛljiɔm ɛn Ɔland. We di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin de tek di kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de rul. Fɔs, India, Pakistan, Indochina, Saudi Arabia bin hit Ijipt.
  Di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ bin rili izi. Di tsarist ami we bin bɔku ɛn we bin gɛt bɛtɛ tank dɛn, bin ebul fɔ win di kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de rul izi wan. Pantap dat, bɔku pan di Inglish sojaman dɛn na bin pipul dɛn we nɔ bin want fɔ day fɔ Briten. So di wɔ bin mek dɛn win di mach ɛn dɛn nɔ bin de agens am bɛtɛ.
  Wi fɔ no se Alɛksi nɔ bin rili lɛk rilijɔn. Ɛn na dat mek i rifɔm Ɔtodɔks - i pul fast ɛn introduks fɔ mared pas wan uman. Di rifɔm dɛn bin afɛkt bak di we aw prist dɛn bin de luk. Di klos dɛn bin wayt ɛn dɛn bin trim di biad dɛn. Di pawa we di monaki gɛt ay ɛn dis nɔ bin mek pipul dɛn nɔ gri wit am siriɔs wan.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin de shem fɔ sɔm tɛm, bɔt afta dat, bikɔs dɛn bin dɔn gri wit Franco, dɛn bin go fɛt ɛn tek Jibraltar. Dɔn dɛn bigin fɔ go bifo na Mɔrokɔ. Di ɛya fɛt fɔ Briten bin bigin bak. Bikɔs Rɔshia bin de tek di kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de rul, na Jamani nɔmɔ bin gɛt fɔ fɛt di wɔ wit Briten.
  Di landin nɔ bin apin insay di fɔl. Bɔt di Jamani dɛn bin tek wan impɔtant pat na Afrika. Rɔshia bin tek ɔl di ɔda tin dɛn, te to Sawt Afrika ɛn Mozambik. Ɛn ivin land sojaman dɛn na Ɔstrelia. Insay di spring insay "41, Briten bin lɔs ɔl di kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de rul. Ɛn insay Jun, dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt wit Rɔshia wit plen.
  Di British dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ tinap agens dis. Insay Ɔgɔst dɛn bin fala wan landin ɛn di kapchɔ fɔ di mɛtropɔlis.
  Di British dɛn bin kapitul. Bɔt Amɛrika dɔn ɔlrɛdi ebul fɔ ɛp dɛn. Ɛn Tsa Alɛksi bin insist fɔ kɔntinyu di wɔ. Rɔshia bin bigin fɔ atak pipul dɛn tru Alaska.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin go bifo frɔm Wɛst to Wɛst. Tru Ayland ɛn Grinland. Ɛn afta dat, Kanada. Dɛn bin mek brijhɛd dɛn na Brazil ɛn Ajentina.
  Di Rɔshian midul Nikolai ɛn ebi ebi Alɛgzanda tank dɛn bin strɔng pas ɔl di ɔda tank dɛn na di wɔl. Wit rili strɔng kanɔn wɛpɔn dɛn ɛn pawaful klos dɛn. "Nikolai" bin we lɛk tati tan, ɛn we dɛn chenj am, in wet bin de go ɔp. "Alexander" gɛt lɛk siksti tan 122-mm gɔn dɛn. Ɛn dis motoka bin pwɛl ɔlman.
  Di Amɛrikin dɛn bin de agens am bad bad wan. Bɔt dɛn nɔ bin gɛt op fɔ lɔs. Di Rɔshian tsarist ami bin bɔku ɛn dɛn bin gɛt bɛtɛ wɛpɔn dɛn. Di pipul dɛn we bin de na Rɔshia we di Tsar bin de rul togɛda wit di kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de rul, bin pas wan bilyɔn pipul dɛn. USA nɔ bin gɛt pas wan ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti milyɔn pipul dɛn. Ɛn i nɔ bin ebul fɔ tinap agens da kayn pawa de.
  Amɛrika gɛt am ivin wɔs wit tank dɛn we nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ kwaliti pas Rɔshian motoka dɛn ɛn we dɛn nɔ kin abop pan.
  Plus tu German troops, en Brazil, Argentina en oda kontri dem we bin de agens Amerika. Di wɔ bin go bak wan we. Ɛn insay di fɔl insay 1942, Amɛrika bin giv-ɔp.
  Na so di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ dɔn. Wan nyu tɛm dɔn kam. Rɔshia dɔn bi wan big pawa. Jamani, we bin dɔn mek in prɔpati dɛn bɔku na di wɛst ɛn gɛt pat pan di kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de rul na Afrika, ɛn bak we dɛn bin dɔn gi di nɔt bak to Denmak, bin bi di nɔmba tu pawa.
  Swidan ɛn Nɔwe bin rili "wɔl" fɔ bi pat pan Rɔshia. Dɔn Jamani ɛn Rɔshia bin sheb di kɔntri dɛn we Pɔtyugis dɛn bin de rul. Itali, we dɛn bin de tek as padi, bin strɔng bak.
  Bɔt Tsa Alɛksi bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de drim bɔt wan ɛmpaya ɔlsay na di wɔl. Bɔt di Jamani ɛn Italiyan dɛn bin tek tɛm biev. Bɔt pan ɔl dat, di Tɔd Rayk bin gɛda trɛnk. Insay 1945, Jamani bin gɛt "E" siriɔs tank dɛn we go ebul fɔ kɔmpit wit Rɔshian motoka dɛn.
  Bɔt di nɔmba we di Tsarist Rɔshia bin gɛt bin rili fayn. Pantap dat, di nɔmba fɔ di pikin dɛn we dɛn bɔn bin stil bɔku, ɛn di wan dɛn we de day nɔ bin bɔku, ɛn di pipul dɛn we bin de bɔku bin bi tri pasɛnt. Dɛn nɔ gri fɔ pwɛl bɛlɛ ɛn dɛn nɔ de kɔntrol pikin dɛn.
  Ɛn di pipul dɛn na Jamani bak de bɔku. Ɛn di teritɔri smɔl pas dat fa fawe. Dɛn tu kɔntri ya want fɔ fɛt. Pan ɔl we di pawa dɛn nɔ ikwal. Insay 1947, Mussolini bin day, ɛn dɛn bin pik in bɔy pikin fɔ bi di edman fɔ Itali.
  Hitler bin op se Briten, Frans, Pɔtyugal ɛn Spen go sɔpɔt in plan fɔ fɛt wɔ wit Rɔshia. Ɛn fɔ dɔn, Epril 20, 1950, we dɛn bɔn Hitlɛr ɛn di Tɔd Wɔl Wɔ bigin siksti wan ia bifo dis tɛm.
  Nazi Jamani, we bin de yuz tank dɛn we gɛt di E siriɔs, bin go fɔ fɛt. Di fambul "E" 100 ɛn di bɔku bɔku "E"-50 bin go fɛt. Wan ol brod fɔ tank dɛn. Ɛn bak jet plen dɛn. Di Tsarist ami mit "Nikolai"-3 insay wan kɔmpakt kɔnfigyushɔn ɛn "Alexander"-4. Di fɛt sho se di Nikolai-3, bikɔs i layt pas di E-50 fa fawe, i smɔl pas dis motoka pan wɛpɔn ɛn wɛpɔn dɛn. Bɔt na dɛn tin ya na di men tank dɛn. Na tru se di Rɔshian dɛn gɛt nɔmba dɛn na dɛn say. "Alexander"-4, in turn, i bɛtɛ pas di E-50, bɔt i bɛtɛ pas di "E"-100.
  Bɔt di fɛt we dɛn bin fɛt bin sho se di Rɔshian tank dɛn bɔku pas dɛn. Di sojaman dɛn we de waka na fut bak bɔku, ɛn di jenɛral dɛn nɔ bad. Di fɛtman dɛnsɛf gɛt maynd... Ɛn di numɛrik supiriɔriti afɛkt dɛn mɔ.
  Afta sɔm mɔnt we dɛn bin dɔn fɛt, di Jamani dɛn bin go bifo wan ɔndrɛd ɔ tu ɔndrɛd kilomita ɛn dɛn bin dɔn stɔp dɛn. Di bet pan diskɛt dɛn bak nɔ bin jɔstify insɛf...
  Ɛn di tsarist sojaman dɛn bin win Itali ɛn tek Rom. Di Wehrmacht in pozishɔn nɔ bin stebul bɛtɛ. Insay di fɔl, di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin dɔn win ɔl Itali ɛn bigin fɔ atak Vienna. Blitzkrieg nɔ bin ebul, ɛn Hitler bin kam fɔ no se i nɔ bin kɔlkul di rayt we. I bin se i go tɔk bɔt pis, bɔt i bin tu let.
  Insay di kol sizin, di Jamani dɛn bin de pul dɛnsɛf kɔmɔt biɛn di Ɔda ɛn dɛn bin lɔs bɔku tin dɛn. Vienna dɔn fɔdɔm. Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin go insay di sawt pat na Frans ɛn tek Tulɔn. Dɛn bin krɔs di Jamani pipul dɛn na Afrika ɛn Amɛrika.
  We spring dɔn, di las tin dɛn we di Itali pipul dɛn bin gɛt bin bi Rɔshian, lɛk bɔku pan di wan dɛn na Jamani. Ɛn di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin rawnd Ambɔg.
  Insay di sɔmma "51, di Jamani dɛn bin stil de tray fɔ go bifo. Wi bin go bifo fifti kilomita, bɔt dɛn bin kɔt wi frɔm wi yon. We dɛn bin de lid wan ɔfens frɔm di sawt, di Rɔshian yunit dɛn bin brok tru to Bɛlin insay di fɔs pat pan Sɛptɛmba.
  Di atak pan di kapital bigin... Bɔku bɔku tank dɛn bin de bɔn, bɔt di Rɔshian ami bin de go bifo mɔ ɛn mɔ. Berlin bin fɔdɔm insay Novɛmba. Di Jamani dɛn bin rɔnawe go na di Ɛlbe... Insay Disɛmba, di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn sojaman dɛn bin tek bɔku pan Jamani. Ɛn insay Janwari dɛn rich na di Rayn.
  Na da sem tɛm de, dɛn fri Paris ɛn dɛn tek bɔku pan Frans.
  Hitler bin tray fɔ ayd, bɔt insay Fɛbwari, i bin dɔn ebul fɔ kɔntrol Bɛljiɔm, Ɔland ɛn Frans. Ɛn insay Mach, Spen ɛn Pɔtyugal bin giv-ɔp.
  Di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ, ɔ ivin di tɔd wɔ, bin dɔn na di ɛnd pan Mach nayntin fifti tu. Russia don fainali bi di wold hegemon.
  Afta dis insay 1955, soja kampen dɛn na Brazil, Ajentina, ɛn Vɛnizwela. Insay fifti siks na Chili. Insay 1961, di las wɔ bin apin, ɛn di wan ol wɔl bin bi pat pan di Rɔshian ɛmpaya. Na so di stori bɔt di kɔnsolidɛshɔn fɔ di planɛt Wɔl dɔn.
  Tsar Alexei di sɛkɔn wan bin go insay istri as di big wan. I day insay 1970, ɛn i bin dɔn liv siks tɛn siks ia. Nikolas di Tɔd bin tek in ples. Bay dis tɛm, Tsarist Rɔshia bin dɔn go na di Mun. Bɔt di nyu kiŋ bin bigin fɔ tink bɔt di aidia fɔ mek di spes go bifo.
  Ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ bil sta ship dɛn fɔ flay na di spes. Insay 1974, wan plen we pipul dɛn bin de flay fɔ go na Mas bin apin. Insay 1976, i bin go na Venus. Insay 1980, i bin go na Mɛksiko. Insay 1986 to di mun dɛn na Jupita. Insay 1999, Pluto bin bi di planɛt we de fa pas ɔl na di solar sistem. Insay 2001, Nikolas di Tɔd bin day ɛn Ayvan di Sɛvin bin bi di nyu Za. Dis kiŋ bin kɔntinyu fɔ du di polisi fɔ fɛn di solar sistem ɛn di ɔta spɛs. Insay 2018, di fɔs flay we nɔ de na di solar sistem fɔ go na Alpha Centauri bin bigin. I go gɛt fɔ las fɔ tu-tri ia ɛn bi di big tin we go apin na di wɔl.
  ƆDA ISTƆRI OPSHƆN WE HITLER NƆ DEKLƐR WƆ PAN DI USA
  AI we dɛn nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt. Wan wɔl usay Hitlɛr bin de du tin wit sɛns ɛn nɔ bin deklare wɔ agens Amɛrika. Fɔs, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ ɛnitin nɔ gri wit di rial stori. Bɔt di Japan pipul dɛn bin win na Midway. Di layn dɔn shift, di sikwins fɔ di tin dɛn we de apin dɔn ambɔg smɔl, ɛn di siriɔs aksidɛnt dɛn we ɛp di Amɛrika pipul dɛn na Midway nɔ de igen.
  Ɛn di ɛp we Rɔshia bin ɛp am nɔ bin bɔku.
  Rommel bin rili gɛt rɛinfɔsmɛnt frɔm Hitlɛr. Amɛrika nɔ bin bɔm Jamani, no trɛtin nɔ bin de fɔ lɛ dɛn land na Frans, ɛn di Nazi dɛn bin kɔt tu ɔ tri ɛkstra divishɔn dɛn. Ɛn insay avieshɔn di Jamani dɛn gɛt bɔku bɛnifit.
  Montgomery bin ol aut agens Rommel in ofensiv insay Ɔgɔst. A bin slap misɛf insay Ɔktoba. Bɔt di fasist dɛn bin strɔng pas dɛn, dɛn bin gɛt fifti tawzin Jamani ɛn twɛnti tawzin Itali sojaman dɛn. Pan ɔl we dɛn bin gɛt fayvtin divishɔn dɛn, dɛn bin ebul fɔ ol. Dɛn bin drɛb di atak we wan ɛnimi we nɔ bin bɛtɛ pas am so bin de atak dɛn. Ɛn di fɔs layn bin frɔz.
  Na Stalingrad i bin tɔn aut fɔ bi smɔl mɔ at. Mainstein bin gɛt mɔ riinfɔsmɛnt, ɛn stil ebul fɔ brok tru to Paulus"s Stalingrad grup. Di Jaman dɛn bin ebul fɔ gi Mainstein mɔ tank dɛn, ɛn sɔm ɔda divishɔn dɛn, bikɔs dɛn nɔ bin nid fɔ tek Frans ɛn lɔk di frɔnt layn na Tunisia. Apat frɔm dat, di Jamani industri bin de mek mɔ motoka ɛn plen dɛn, di Amɛrikan dɛn nɔ bin de pres dɛn, ɛn di British dɛn bin wik wan ɔda wan ɛn dɛn nɔ bin gɛt bɔku bɔm dɛn.
  Wan pat pan di Siks Ami bin ebul fɔ rɔnawe kɔmɔt na di kɔl. Di Jamani dɛn bin ebul fɔ kip mɔ sojaman dɛn ɛn mek wan difɛns layn along di Dɔn. Dɛn nɔ bin kech Pɔlɔs. Bɔt di Nazi dɛn stil nɔ bin ol Stalingrad. Na tru se Stalin bin mek mistek we i bin stat Opareshɔn Iskra, ɛn di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin lɔs bɔku tin dɛn we dɛn bin de atak Stalingrad. Ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat, dɛn bin lɔs dɛn tɛm ɛn dɛn bin de chenj bɔku bɔku pawa dɛn. Ɛn di Kraut dɛn bin ebul fɔ kɔntinyu fɔ de na di Kɔkas ɛn de na di Dɔn. Dɔn, wan ples we dɛn kɔl lull bin de. Hitler, we i tek advantej pan di tru tin we se Briten bin taya afta we dɛn tray fɔ fɛt ɛn we nɔ bin kɔmɔt fayn ɛn i bin deklare se dɛn dɔn gɛda ɔltin, ɛn i bin mek in sojaman dɛn strɔng na di Dɔn.
  Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin tray fɔ go bifo na di Voronezh eria. Ɛn fɔs dɛn bin ivin ebul fɔ brok di frɔnt ɛn go bifo na Kursk. Bɔt Mainstein bin stat wan sɔprayz atak na di flank ɛn i bin ebul fɔ kɔt di Soviet sojaman dɛn, ɛn mek wan kɔl. Bɔku pan di Rɛd Ami bin rɔnawe, bɔt dɛn lɔs bɔku ikwipmɛnt.
  Wan lull bin de. Dɛn bin ful-ɔp dɛn tu ami dɛn ya bak. Di Jaman dɛn bin strɔng dɛnsɛf wit di Tayga, Panta ɛn Layɔn. Hitler bin postpɔn di ɔfens bɔku tɛm. I bin ful-ɔp in tank divishɔn dɛn bak wit nyu mastodon dɛn. Ɛn afta dat, i trowe dɛn insay wan sɛkɔn ɔfens na Stalingrad.
  Insay Ijipt, Mɔntgɔri nɔ bin atak ɛn i bin aks fɔ mek dɛn gi am trɛnk. Na di ɛnd ɔf May nɔmɔ di British dɛn bin tray fɔ atak. Bɔt dɛn bin lɔs bɔku tin ɛn dɛn bin tɔn bak. Rommel, insɛf nɔ bin gɛt ɛni rɛinfɔsmɛnt. Di Fuhrer bin want fɔ brok di USSR as di fɔs tin we dɛn fɔ du. Ɛn i bin gɛda bɔku trɛnk.
  Di aidia fɔ atak Stalingrad di sɛkɔn tɛm nɔ bin pɔpul, bɔt di Fuhrer bin want fɔ revaŋg. Dɛn bin plan fɔ muf go na di siti na di Vɔlga along di say dɛn we de kam togɛda frɔm di nɔt ɛn sawt.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin de kɔnt bad bad wan pan dɛn nyu tank dɛn. Di naynti tan "Lev" bin ebi mɔ. Di motoka bin gɛt 100 mm sayd klos ɛn 140 mm frɔntal klos, we bin de na wan angul. Dis bin mek di tank fiba di Panther, ɛn i bin rili te fɔ brok tru difens dɛn.
  "Fɛdinand" bin gɛt gud protɛkshɔn bak.
  Di "Layɔn" we gɛt injin we gɛt wan tawzin ɔspawɛl bin stil fayn fɔ muv. Wan tank we nɔ bin de insay rial istri na di frɔnt dɛn fɔ Wɔl Wɔ Tu.
  Bɔt di motoka stil pruv se nɔto di wan we bin de wok fayn pas ɔl. Di gɔn dia, i ebi, i kin tek bɔku wokman dɛn, ɛn di gɔn nɔ kin fast, pan ɔl we i gɛt pawa pasmak.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin gɛda lɛk 4 tawzin tank dɛn ɛn wan gɔn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf, agens fayv tawzin Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn, if yu kɔnt di rizɔv motoka dɛn. I tan lɛk se di balans we di fɔs dɛn gɛt de favɔret di USSR. Bɔt "Panthers", "Tiger", "Lions", "Ferdinands" stil gɛt bɔku pawa pas tati-fo ɛn KV. Ɛn di T-4, afta mɔdanizashɔn, i bɛtɛ pas di tati-fo pan ammɛnt, ɛn i nɔ bɛtɛ pan frɔntal klos. Ɛn dis wit smɔl wet!
  Na aprɔksimat ikwalti de insay avieshɔn. Bɔt di Jamani Focke-Wulfs dɛn gɛt wɛpɔn dɛn we strɔng pasmak ɛn dɛn kin fast pasmak. Sɔntɛm di ME-109 sɛf gɛt mɔ pawaful wɛpɔn dɛn. Di ME-309 we bin rili fast wit pawaful wɛpɔn dɛn ɛn di Yu-288 bɔmbɔm bigin fɔ kam. Ɛn bak di mɔ big Yu-188, we pas di Soviet plen dɛn pan flay kwaliti dɛn. Na tru se di Yak-9 gɛt bɛtɛ ɔrizɔntal manejmɛnt, bɔt di Nazi dɛn strɔng mɔ na di vertikal.
  Di USSR gɛt mɔ notis advantej pan gɔn ɛn mɔta. Pan ɔl we bɔku smɔl smɔl kanɔn dɛn de. Ɛn nɔto inɔf anti-tank gɔn dɛn de. Ɛspɛshali agens Lɛv. Di Russian dem geht likl mo infantri, boht... Di Jaman wan dem geht mo mobayl. Ɛn motoka ɛn motoka dɛn de mɔ. Di nyu MP-44 asɔlt rayf dɔn bigin fɔ kam, pan ɔl we i stil shɔt. Gas lanch dɛn bin apia.
  In shot, di Krauts strɔng, bɔt agens dɛn pawaful difens de ɛn di Rɛd Ami rɛdi fɔ ripel di atak. Ɛn in jɔnal, di aidia we Hitler bin gɛt fɔ atak lɛk dis nɔ bin wok.
  Bɔt pan ɔl dat, di Nazi dɛn bin muf Julay 7 ɛn bigin fɔ push di say dɛn we di Rɛd Ami bin de. Di Jamani pipul dɛn gɛt nyu tank ɛn plen dɛn na dɛn sayd. Ɛn sɔm SS divishɔn dɛn we dɛn pik.
  Di men blo na Mainstein bin deliv am, baypas di Don. Di Soviet sojaman dɛn kin tinap tranga wan wit traŋa. Bɔt di Jamani pipul dɛn stil de go bifo. Di Layɔn tank bin tɔn aut fɔ bi kwik gud fɔ wan brek-bruk. I bin de ol di shel dɛn fɔ di Soviet gɔn dɛn, mɔ di 76-mm kanɔn we big pas ɔl, ivin na di sayd. Ɛn na smɔl pipul dɛn nɔmɔ bin ebul fɔ brok in klos. Ɛn i bin tɔn to prɔblɛm. Jɔs lɛk Fɛdinand.
  Na avieshɔn nɔmɔ bin de ambɔg di Soviet gɔn dɛn. Bɔt di Jamani dɛn bin go bifo pan ɔl we dɛn bin lɔs bɔku mɔni.
  Insay tɛn dez, di Fritz kɔba te to sɛvinti kilomita, ɛn dɛn win difens insay dip. Frɔm di nɔt, di advans bin ivin smɔl.
  Dɔn i bin de wɔs mɔ ɛn mɔ. Di Soviet sojaman dɛn nɔ bin gri fɔ du dat. Ɛn di spid we dɛn bin de go bifo bin go dɔŋ to tu to tri kilomita ɛvride. Ɛn natin nɔ bin wok fast pas dat fɔ di Nazi dɛn... Wan ol mɔnt bin pas insay stɛp-bɔn fɛt dɛn. Di Nazi dɛn bin kam nia Stalingrad. Bɔt dɛn bin kɔmɔt tumɔs pan dɛn tank dɛn. Dɛn bin fos Hitlɛr fɔ stɔp di fɛt ɛn mek di sojaman dɛn ful-ɔp bak.
  Di Rɛd Ami sɛf bin taya. Di tray we dɛn bin tray fɔ atak pipul dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ atak dɛn.
  We dɛn bin de fɛt wit tank, di Panta bin pruv se na fayn motoka. I bin de faya fayvtin shot dɛn fɔ wan minit, bin rili shot Soviet motoka dɛn we i bin de tray fɔ atak dɛn bak. Di Jamani pipul dɛn nɔ bin de go insay dɛn ed-ɔn. Bɔt yu kin jɔs brok tru di sayd we di Panta de nia. Ɛn i ebul fɔ nak yu dɔŋ wan tawzin tɛm.
  Bɔt bikɔs ɔf di ambush, i izi fɔ knock di Panther. Ɛn i stil de brok bɔku tɛm.
  Di Soviet sojaman dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ win di Jamani dɛn, bɔt dɛn bin stɔp di muvmɛnt. Sɔntɛm, Mainstein bin mek di Fuhrer biliv ɛn i bin slap fa fawe na di sawt, ɛn i bin pas di men layn we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn sojaman dɛn bin de yuz fɔ go na di Vɔlga dɛlta.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin ebul fɔ ajɔst taktik sɔprayz ɛn brok tru di frɔnt, ɛn rich na wan big riva.
  Mainstein na bin kɔmanda we gɛt sɛns ɛn dɛn bin de tek am se na di bɛst pɔsin na di Wehrmacht. Bɔt di Fuhrer nɔ bin de lisin to am ɔltɛm. Insay dis kes, wan big tin bin apin. Bɔt di Fuhrer bin ɔda fɔ tɔn to Stalingrad. Di Jamani dɛn bin go bifo te dɛn kam mit pawaful layn dɛn dairekt na di ɔdasay na di siti sɛf.
  Ɛn tɛm bin de pas. Ɔtɔm dɔn kam ɛn ren de kam. Di Nazi dɛn bin stɔp we dɛn nɔ tek Stalingrad. Di Soviet kɔmand bin si dɛnsɛf na wan prɔblɛm we nɔ bin izi fɔ dɛn. Di wɔ dɔn drɛg ɛn di Kraut dɛn strɔng. Dɛn gɛt bɔku ikwipmɛnt dɛn we bɛtɛ pas di wan we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin gɛt. Na mɔtalman, "Tiger"-2 bin apia. Tray fɔ win di taytan dɛn. Di Nazi dɛn bin tek wan big strit nia di Vɔlga ɛn rich na di Kaspian Si. Ɛn yu nɔ go jɔs ebul fɔ gɛda rizɔv.
  Stalin bin tray fɔ go bifo along di Vɔlga frɔm Stalingrad, bɔt di Rɛd Ami nɔ bin ebul fɔ go insay di pawaful difens fɔ di Wehrmacht. Pantap dat, di Jamani pipul dɛn bin de ɛkspɛkt dis. Ɛn dɛn gɛt bɔku tank dɛn, ɛn pawaful wan dɛn na dat. Ɛn na di ays, i bin de wɔs frɔm di ME-309 ɛn Focke-Wulf.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn nɔ bin go bifo insay di kol sizin. Ɛn insay Janwari di Rɛd Ami bin tray fɔ brok tru na di say we dɛn de go na di Leningrad. Bɔt, i nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ win di Nazi dɛn. Dɛn jɔs wedge dɛnsɛf smɔl insay di difens. Di ofensiv fo di senta no bin rili saksesful tu. Dɔn bak, na advans we nɔ impɔtant we dɛn go lɔs bɔku bɔku mɔni.
  Insay di spring, nyu IS-2 ɛn T-34-85 tank dɛn bigin fɔ kam na di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn ami. Di Jamani dɛn bin lanch Panther 2. Ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ go bifo along di kɔst na di Kaspian Si na di say we dɛn de go na Baku.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin mek jet plen dɛn bak. Na tru se Stalin nɔ gladi fɔ dis. Na Jun 22, di Rɛd Ami bin stat wan big ɔfens na di sɛnta. Di Nazi dɛn bin mek dɛnsɛf strɔng fayn fayn wan, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ bia ɛn dɛn bin gri. Di fɛt bin rili bad. Bɔt sɔm we dɛn, di Nazi dɛn bin kɔrɛkt di tin, dɛn bin yuz tank fist dɛn. Wi fɔ no se di Jaman industri bin de mek bɔku difrɛn mashin dɛn. Laki se Amɛrika nɔ de fɛt wɔ, ɛn Briten wik bikɔs dɛn de fɛt ɔnda wata.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn, we bin de yuz slev wok ɛn sapɔt fɔ raw matirial frɔm Afrika, ɛn slev dɛn, bin ebul fɔ mek dɛn prodyuz ikwipmɛnt bɔku bɔku wan. Ɛspɛshali "Panthers" ɛn "Panthers"-2. Ɛn dɛn bin gɛt sɔntin fɔ kɔntra-atak wit. Di Panta, wit in gɔn we de faya fast ɛn we gɛt lɔng barɛl, bin fayn fɔ fɛt ɛnimi tank dɛn, pan ɔl we i bin wɔs fɔ pwɛl sojaman dɛn we de waka na fut. Bɔt fɔ dis dɛn bin de yuz gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ atak dɛnsɛf.
  Ɛni we, di nɔmba fɔ di tank dɛn we di Nazi dɛn gɛt rili bɔku - pas di wan dɛn we Rɔshia gɛt, ɛn dɛn ebul fɔ drɛb atak dɛn.
  Insay di sɛnt, di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin ebul fɔ du sɔm pan di tin dɛn we dɛn bin de du, bɔt dɛn bin stɔp dɛn. Bɔt na di Kaspian Si, di Jamani pipul dɛn bin stil rich na Baku. Ɛn afta dat, Tɛki bin go insay di wɔ. Na tru se na bad factor...
  Afta dat, di fɔdɔm we di Kɔkas bin fɔdɔm na bin jɔs fɔ lɔng tɛm. Di Soviet kɔmand bin de go bifo bak frɔm Stalingrad. Dɛn atak am na di sɛnt. A bin tray fɔ hit frɔm Voronezh, bɔt a nɔ bin ajɔst impɔtant sakrifays ɛnisay. We fɔti-fo ia dɔn, di Nazi dɛn bin dɔn tek di Kɔkas kpatakpata. Ɛn i bin kam tranga fɔ blo. Ɛn di nyu fɔti fayv ia bin prɔmis nyu trɔbul dɛn nɔmɔ.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn gɛt nyu, mɔ advans tank dɛn we gɛt di "E" siriɔs ɛn jet ayrakt dɛn we de insay di mas siriɔs. Di Soviet kɔmand bin stil jɔs de mek wan nyu lɛvul tank we dɛn kɔl T-54, ɛn dat mek dɛn nɔ bin rɛdi fɔ fɛt.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn de go bifo frɔm Mach 1945 frɔm Voronezh, dɛn bin de pas Stalingrad ɛn go na Saratov.
  Bay dis tɛm, di British dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi stɔp na Ijipt. Dɛn bin so wik bikɔs ɔf di wɔ we dɛn bin de fɛt wit sabmarin dat Romɛl bin ebul fɔ win Briten. Wi fɔ no se di Churchill gɛt wɛpɔn dɛn we wik, ɛn di Panther-2 bin izi fɔ dil wit am.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin tek Ijipt. Ɛn afta dat, Palestayn wit Irak ɛn Kuwait. Ɛn dɛn bin de gɛt ɔyl we de flɔ fɔ dɛn motoka dɛn. Ɛn Amɛrika bin stil de miks wit Jepan. Afta dɛn win di Amɛrikan dɛn na Midway, dɛn lɔs bɔku ɔda fɛt dɛn. Ɔ frɔm di ɛnd fɔ fɔti-fo, we dɛn dɔn rilis bɔku ikwipmɛnt, dɛn bigin fɔ push di Japan pipul dɛn bak pan di kɔst fɔ bɔku bɔku lɔs. Bɔt i rili sloslo.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin tek Saratɔv we Epril dɔn ɛn dɛn bin kɔt di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn frɔnt. Di tin dɔn wɔs. Di nyu Jaman tank dɛm fɔ di "E" siriɔs wit wan lɔwa silhouette, dense layout ɛn big rɛshɔnal slɔp angul dɛm fɔ di armor bin bɛnifit bɔku frɔm di ɔtdɛd tati-fo. Di nyu Panther-3 ɛn Tiger bin gɛt wan silhouette we bin de dɔŋ, di transmishɔn ɛn di injin bin de togɛda, ɛn di gia bɔks bin de dairekt pan di injin. Dis bin mek am pɔsibul, wit di sem wet, fɔ mek di klos tik pasmak, ɛn wit big angul dɛn we gɛt rɛshɔnal inklin.
  Ɛn di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt pawa pas ɔlman na di say usay dɛn bin de fɛt. Plɛs gas tɔbayn injin dɛn. Ɛn dis na trɛnk bak.
  Ɛn insay Me, Kuibyshev ɛn Tambov bin fɔdɔm. Insay Jun, di Jamani dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt ɛn tek Leningrad insay wan dabl ring. Ɛn insay Julay ɛn Ɔgɔst, dɛn bin rawnd Mɔsko.
  Di kapital bin fɛt rawnd te Disɛmba 5. Te di las difenda dɛn day.
  Bay dis tɛm, Ryazan ɛn Ulyanovsk bin dɔn fɔdɔm. Di Nazi dɛn bin rawnd di siti we nem Gɔki. Stalin bin gi Hitler pis pan ɛnitin. Di Fuhrer bin de aks fɔ mek dɛn kapitul wit ɛni kɔndishɔn. Di wɔ bin kɔntinyu. Insay Fɛbwari, di Nazi dɛn bin tek Kazan, ɛn insay Mach, dɛn bin tek Ufa. Ɛn insay Epril dɛn bin brok tru go na Svɛdlɔvsk. Stalin rɔnawe wit in tel bitwin in leg dɛn go na Novosibirsk. Ɛn i bin deklare wɔ te i win.
  Insay Julay, di Jamani dɛn bin tek Novosibirsk. Smɔl smɔl di wɔ bin tɔn to wan we we pipul dɛn jɔs de tek pat pan di wɔ. We 1946 dɔn, di Nazi dɛn bin tek ɔl di siti dɛn na di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn. Stalin bin go ɔndagrɔn togɛda wit di Stet Difɛns Kɔmiti.
  Hitler bin tɔn in atɛnshɔn to Amɛrika. Jepan bin de lɔs smɔl smɔl, bɔt dɛn bin stil ol di Filipins. Ɛn Amɛrika nɔ bin ebul fɔ pul in an dɛn yet. Dɔn di Fuhrer bin dɔn disayd fɔ tek Briten fɔ rial. Di ɔfens bin go na di sawt pat na Afrika ɛn India. Insay di fɔs pat pan 1947, di Jamani dɛn bin tek di wan ol Blak Kɔntinɛnt. Ɛn wan kɔntri lɛk India.
  Dɔn dɛn kam fɔ land na Briten. Di Jamani dɛn bin tek di mɛtropɔlis. Di mistres fɔ di si dɛn bin kapitul. Afta dat, Amɛrika insɛf bin deklare wɔ agens di Third Reich. Bɔt i bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi tu let. Di ɔfens bigin wit wan landin na Ayland.
  Fɔ tu-tri dez, dɛn bin fɛt bad bad wan, ɛn Jamani bin tek dis brij ed. Okyupa ɛn muf go na Grinland. Pawaful tank dɛn we de waka na di watawɛl bin krɔs oba.
  Dɛn bin de muf along di wef dɛn. Ɛn dɛn muf go bifo... Dɔn bak di nyu "E" siriɔs. Frɔm motoka dɛn we de flɔt pan wata, ɛn ivin ɔnda wata. Wɛl, di Jamani dɛn gɛt strɔng jet plen dɛn pas di Amɛrikan wan dɛn. Ɛn bay wan ol ɔda we aw i big. Wan Amɛrikan jet fɛt plen nɔ kin ebul fɔ manej ɛn i ivin wɔs pas wan we dɛn de yuz prɔpala.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin muf kwik kwik wan. Dɛn mashin gɔn dɛn bak strɔng pas di wan dɛn we dɛn kin yuz na di Wɛst. Wetin? Wɔ dɔn kam to dɛnsɛf! Dɛn nɔ bin want fɔ ɛp di USSR ɛn di Nazi dɛnsɛf bin ol dɛn trot.
  Na da sem tɛm de, di Nazi dɛn bin krɔs na Alaska. Di ia we mek fɔti-ɛit bin pas wit fɛt-fɛt we dɛn bin de fɛt tranga wan ɛn we bin rili bad. Na ya, na di ɛnd ɔf di ia, di AG siriɔs bin apia - pyramidal mashin dɛn. Dem so formidable - no we de fo brok tru.
  Di Amɛrika pipul dɛn bin jɔs ebul fɔ ansa wit "Patton", bɔt dis tank we gɛt Jamani mastodon dɛn nɔ bin ivin de nia. Di difrɛns we de bitwin di tin dɛn we dɛn de yuz fɔ fɛt na big big tin, ɛn di difrɛns we de bitwin di tin dɛn we dɛn de yuz fɔ fɛt na big big tin. Ɛn di Jamani pipul dɛn de pwɛl di USA... Ɛn no sev nɔ de... Bay May ɔf 1949, Amɛrika dɔn kapitul. Ɛn di atɔmik bɔm nɔ bin ɛp dɛn.
  Ɛn afta tu-tri ia, di Tɔd Rayk, insay 1952, bin atak Jepan. Na so i bin apin. If yu mes wit wulf, i go mɔs bit yu. Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin tek advantej pan dɛn teknɔlɔji advantej. Ɛspɛshali na di tank dɛn, dɛn bin de krɔs di samurai dɛn. Ɛn fɔ dɔn, insay 1953, dɛn bin yuz nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn.
  Dis na aw di stori bɔt Hitlɛr bin dɔn, we bin tray fɔ win di wɔl. Ɛn dis tray we dɛn bin tray fɔ du bin wok fayn. Dɔn di fasist dɛn dɔn dɔn di kɔntri dɛn we nɔ bin de pan di gɔvmɛnt. Di Third Reich bin de rul ɔlsay na di wɔl. Had totalitarian rijim. Wit nashɔnal divishɔn. Di Aryan pipul dɛm: we bin gɛt di Jamani, Inglish, Frɛnch, ɛn Skandinevian. Fɔ go dɔŋ, dɛn bin put di ɔda pipul dɛn na Yurop, we na di Japan pipul dɛn ɛn di Slav dɛn, dɔŋ smɔl. Ivin di wan dɛn we de dɔŋ na di Arab dɛn, ɛn di Turkic pipul dɛn, di Indu dɛn ɛn di wan dɛn we gɛt dak skin. Di nɛks wan na di Chaynish ɛn ɔda yɔlɔ rays dɛn. Biɛn dɛn, blak pipul dɛn de we ivin de dɔŋ. Ɛn dɛn nɔ bin alaw Ju ɛn Jipsi dɛn atɔl. Wan bad bad wɔl we dɛn kɔl totalitarian wɔl bin kam. Taf rijim, kɔnsɛntreshɔn kamp, galɔ, sɔfa. Bɔku kɔnstrɔkshɔn prɔjɛkt dɛn. Dɛn bin de yuz fri slev wok. Sayɛnsman dɛn we kɔmɔt ɔlsay na di wɔl bin de wok fɔ di Third Reich.
  Ɔl kayn teknɔlɔji dɛn bin de divɛlɔp. Libaralayzeshɔn bin de apin smɔl smɔl. Afta sɔm dikɛd ia, di Slav dɛn bin gɛt di sem rayt wit di Jamani dɛn. Di wayt pipul dɛn bin de rul. Bɔt di pipul dɛn na Rɔshian stil wayt pipul dɛn. Di rayt dɛn we ɔda neshɔn dɛn bin gɛt bak bin bɔku. Dɛn bin ɛnkɔrej pipul dɛn fɔ mared miks. Di Jamani dɛn bin de yuz atifishal insemination fɔ mek di mɔtalman brid bɛtɛ.
  Dɛn bin tray bak fɔ mek di pasɛnt we wayt blɔd de na di Wɔl bɔku. Fɔs, Jaman, inseminating pipul dɛn we de nia de. Ɛspɛshali di Indu ɛn Arab dɛn. En di Russians dem tu - dem geht rispek tru stubborn resistance. Dɛn bin de trit yɔlɔ ɛn blak pipul dɛn bad bad wan. Bɔku tɛm, di Jamani dɛn bin de tray fɔ ridyus dɛn. Di tin dɛn we dɛn bin de du pan tɛknɔlɔji bin mek dɛn nɔ nid fɔ gɛt slev dɛn igen. Ɛn wan kruk we dɛn bin de pik pipul dɛn bin de. Bɔku tɛm, dɛn kin bigin fɔ sterilayz blak pipul dɛn-na tru se dɛn kin fos dɛn.
  Di Chaynish pipul dɛn bak nɔ bin de bɔn pikin dɛn ɛn dɛn bin rili at fɔ bɔn pikin dɛn. Na tru se dɛn bin ɛnkɔrej Jamani pipul dɛn, mɔ di wan dɛn we gɛt gud jɛnɛtiks.
  Na da sem tɛm de, dɛn bin de go bifo fɔ go na di spes. Di wanwɔd ɛmpaya bin masta kwik kwik wan di teknɔlɔji fɔ flay go ɔda wɔl dɛn. Di had rijim bin gɛt sɔm bɛnifit dɛn bak. Ikonomik planin na di sayɛns manejmɛnt fɔ di planɛt. Ɛn di yus fɔ di tin dɛn we dɛn dɔn du we dɔn go bifo pas ɔl, ɛn bak di prɛzɛns fɔ ɔda tin dɛn. Apat frɔm dat, ɔl sayɛnsman dɛn naw bin de wok na di sem tim, ɛn dɛn nɔ bin de sɔfa wit sikrit we de bɔku, ɛn we di wan dɛn we de du di tin dɛn we dɛn de du fɔ mek tin dɛn agens dɛnsɛf.
  Ɛn difrɛn risach institiut dɛn nɔ nid fɔ dupliket dɛnsɛf ɛn du di sem tin.
  So di spes expansion bin go fast pas in rial istri. Bɔt kɔmpyuta gem dɛn bin de divɛlɔp sloslo. Bɔt mɛrɛsin dɔn go bifo fayn fayn wan - dis bin sho pan di bɔku bɔku we aw dɛn bin de yuz ɛkspiriɛns pan pipul dɛn. Ɛn dis, fɔ tru, bin ɛp. Dɛn bin ivin fɛn wan vaysin fɔ fɛt kansa. Ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ du ɛkspiriɛns fɔ mek di bɔdi yɔŋ bak.
  Dɛn dɔn bil rod dɛn klos to ɔlsay na di planɛt. Ivin na Afrika. Dɛn bin de dig chanɛl dɛn. Na mɔ, ɛn ivin frɔm di Kaspian Si to di Pashian Galf. Wi bin de du bɔku tin dɛn. Ɛn i bin tɔn to big big waka. Bikɔs ɔf di tin dɛn we dɛn bin de tray fɔ du, dɛn bin lan aw fɔ klon di an ɛn fut dɛn. Ɛn pipul dɛn bin de gro dɛn an ɛn fut. Pipul dɛn we gɛt disabled ɔ pipul dɛn we sik nɔ de igen. Naw ɔlman gɛt wɛlbɔdi ɛn strɔng.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin ebul fɔ stɔp kraym. Dis na rili big tin we dɛn dɔn du. Di edyukeshɔn fɔ yɔŋ pipul dɛn bin de apin na di stet lɛvɛl. Dɛn bin ban fɔ smok, ɛn di wangren rɔm we lɛf na bia. Ɔl di pipul dɛn we bin de na di planɛt Wɔl bin de du ɛksɛsayz. Ɛn di pikin dɛn bin de go na wan ɔ ɔda spɔt sɛkshɔn. Ɔl di pikin dɛn na bin mɛmba dɛn bak na di yɔŋ pipul dɛn ɔganayzeshɔn dɛn. Ɛn difrɛn spɔt klab dɛn bin rili aktif.
  
  IF HITLER Nכ bin DεKLAR WƆ PAN DI USA
  Insay Disɛmba 1941, Hitlɛr bin lisin to advays dɛn we gɛt sɛns ɛn i nɔ bin deklare wɔ agens Amɛrika. Dis bin mek Amɛrika nɔ ɛva bigin fɔ bɔm Jamani. Jɛnɛral wan, di Amɛrika pipul dɛn bin biliv se dɛn fɔ dɔnawe wit Jepan ɛn dɛn nɔ go skata dɛnsɛf.
  Bɔt di we aw dɛn nɔ bin de fɛt Jamani nɔ bin bɛnifit dɛn, ɛn Jepan bin win di fɛt na Midway.
  Di fɛt bin apin di sem tɛm wit rial istri fɔ sɔm tɛm. Bɔt insay di fɔl insay 1942, di Japan pipul dɛn bigin fɔ atak India. Fɔ protɛkt di big kɔntri we dɛn bin de rul, Briten bin lɛf di Opareshɔn Tɔch ɛn dɛn nɔ bin atak Rɔmɛl.
  Dis, insɛf, bin afɛkt di we aw di wɔ bin de go na di ist pat. Hitler bin gɛs, afta we i dɔn analayz di intɛlijɛns data, se dɛn bin de pripia fɔ atak frɔm di flanks nia Stalingrad, ɛn di las tɛm i stil ebul fɔ grup in sojaman dɛn bak.
  Di atak bin bigin Novɛmba 19, insay bad bad wɛda, agens wan fayn pawaful difens fɔ Jamani ɛn Romɛnia sojaman dɛn. Di fɛt bin rili bad. Bɔt di Rɛd Ami bin jɔs ebul fɔ wed fayv to sɛvin kilomita ɛn dɛn nɔ bin brok di ɛnimi dɛn difens.
  Di fɛt dɛn bin tek pas wan mɔnt ɛn di Kraut dɛn bin stil ebul fɔ ol di Vɔlga. We Disɛmba dɔn, di fɛt bin stɔp.
  Insay Janwari, di Rɛd Ami bin du Opareshɔn Iskra, nia Leningrad. Di Jamani dɛn bin kam fɔ bi se dɛn strɔng smɔl, ɛn di fɛt bin tek tɛn dez mɔ. Bɔt, na di ɛnd, dɛn bin ebul fɔ brok tru, pan ɔl we dɛn bin lɔs bɔku bɔku mɔni, di ɔda ring we di blok bin de.
  Insay Fɛbwari, di Rɛd Ami bin gi pawaful blo to di wik ples we di Jaman sojaman dɛn bin de - di Voronezh dairekshɔn. Di pipul dɛn na Itali bin rili fil bad. Bɔt di tray we dɛn bin tray fɔ mek di Stalingrad brok, nɔ bin wok. Ɛn insay di fɔs pat pan Mach, Mainstein bin bigin fɔ atak di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn sojaman dɛn frɔm di sawt.
  Na di fɔs tɛm dis we di "Panther" we bɔku pipul dɛn sabi bin tek pat pan di fɛt dɛn.
  Ɛn di fɔs fɛt tank kru we na gyal pikin dɛn. Gerda, Charlotte, Christina ɛn Magda de drayv di bɛst Jamani tank.
  Wetin bɔt Panta? Di motoka kin muv fayn fayn wan, ɛn i gɛt kanɔn we kin faya kwik kwik wan.
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn setul de, insay dɛn tradishɔnal yunifom: na bikini ɛn barefut nɔmɔ.
  Ɛn dis kin opin fɔ gɛt wɔndaful abiliti dɛn bifo dɛn we ɔdinari man dɛn nɔ kin ebul fɔ gɛt.
  Na ya yu kin si di Soviet T-34 tank we de bifo.
  Gɛda de pres di triga wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn Magda de aim wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Di gyal pikin dɛn nɔ kol na di tank, ɛn dɛn na natura witch.
  Di projɛktayl de spit kɔmɔt. I bang wan Soviet tank, ɛn i go insay di klos we dɛn de yuz fɔ fɛt ɛn mek i smok.
  Gɛda se:
  - Dis na wi trɛnk!
  Dɔn Magda shot... Ɛn i de hit bak, de twit:
  - Dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ avɔyd distrɔkshɔn frɔm she-wɔlf.
  Charlotte de point in bare fut ɛn i de faya bak. I de delivr, i de brok di bɔdi fɔ di motoka.
  Wan fayn titi we gɛt rɛd ia se:
  - Mek wi Reich bi famous!
  Ɛn i de shek in ia stayl we gɛt faya.
  Kristina bin slap mi bak. I brok di fɔrɛst fɔ wan Soviet tank, ɛn i bin de chip:
  - Wi de insay wan ɛl ɔf wan pasej!
  Girls we nɔ gɛt leg kin tek turn fɔ shot. Dɛn gɛt wan gud tank destroyer. Di Panta de faya fayvtin rawnd pan minit ɛn i de hit frɔm big distans.
  Soviet T-34 dɛn kin faya di ɛnimi dɛn frɔm fa fa say. Bɔt dɛn nɔ hit yet - di optiks rili wik.
  Gɛda shot bak yuz in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Na wan fenomen gyal. Dɛn bin tren am na wan spɛshal kamp. Di wɔriɔ bin rɔn barefut oba shap shap ston dɛn na wan mawnten rij, tru sno we de rɔn. Di sno we bin de swɛt bin bɔn dis 4 pipul dɛn we dɛn kin tɔk bɔt na lay lay fut dɛn.
  Di sojaman dɛn bin gɛt tɛm bak fɔ tɛst dɛn skil dɛn na di sojaman dɛn we de waka wit fut, ɛn dɛn bin de rɔn na di dɛzat. Di 4 na bin wan SS ɛkspiriɛns. Fɔ mek dɛn mek pipul dɛn we pas mɔtalman, dɛn bin de tren gyal pikin dɛn frɔm we dɛn smɔl, ɛn dɛn bin de tɔn dɛn to bersect. Ɛn dis intrestin akshɔn bin bɔn supa fɛtman dɛn.
  Di 4 gyal pikin dɛn nɔ bin de fred di kol ɔ di wam wam san san na di dɛzat. Ɛn dɛn bɔdi bin de nekɛd ɔltɛm. Ɛn di fut dɛn nɔ gɛt natin.
  Gɛda bin bang di Soviet motoka ɛn ala se:
  - Insay di nem fɔ di Mama Land, we oli pas ɔl di oli wan dɛn!
  Ɛn i go slap in fut we nɔ gɛt natin!
  In leg dɛn, we nɔ gɛt natin, bin de jomp pan di kol dɛn, pan di wam ayɛn. Ɛn nɔto in nɔmɔ. Charlotte, Magda, Christina bin rɔn barefut krɔs di say we bin de bɔn ɛn di glas.
  Dis na di gyal pikin dɛn we tan lɛk dat. Dɛn lɛk fɔ tray fɔ no bɔt bɔdi.
  Charlotte nak wan Soviet motoka ɛn ala se:
  - Mek di san de sote go oba di Reich!
  Kristina bin faya wan kanɔn bak. I bin bang wan Soviet motoka ɛn ala se:
  - Mek wi nɔ ɛva giv in!
  Ɛn in leg so anklɛ-il ɛn i de mek pɔsin want fɔ du sɔntin. Ivin ɔt ayɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ pul wan kray we di rɛd ia gɛt gold ia bin de kray fɔ pen.
  Ɛn in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin bin de yuz sɛns fɔ trowe dagɔ.
  Ɛn na dis na di fayn fayn Magda we de du sɔntin. Di ɔni blant bin brok wan Soviet tank ɛn sho in tit dɛn:
  - Mi na wan swit kil!
  Gɛda kin kik bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i kin swɛt:
  - Wi na dɛbul!
  Ɛn i de sho in tit dɛn!
  Charlotte bin pwɛl wan Soviet tank. Dis gyal na monsta ɛn i de chirp:
  - Mek wi finish evritin!
  Ɛn i kin fleks in mɔsul dɛn!
  Ɛn afta dat, Kristina kin hit. Ɛn dis titi de insay wan kɔmplit frenzi. Ɛn so fayn ɛn nɔ gɛt natin.
  I de pul in tit ɛn ala:
  - Mek una ɔl day!
  Magda hit wan Soviet tank ɛn ad se:
  - Ɛn kɔmplit bɔdin!
  Afta dat i go tek am ɛn sho in tit. Ɛn di tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal go mek spak.
  Yɛs, dɛn gyal pikin ya go mek wan ol ami shek.
  Ɛn aw dɛn bin de trit di British dɛn. Na bikɔs ɔf dɛn 4 ya wi bin ebul fɔ tek Tolbuk.
  Aw barefut gyal pikin dɛn we wɛr bikini de inspɛkt fɛtman dɛn fɔ du big big tin dɛn.
  Gɛda brok wan Soviet tank ɛn ala se:
  - Mi na terminator!
  Ɛn aw yu fut we nɔ gɛt natin de klik!
  Charlotte sɛf tek am ɛn ala, i stik in tong:
  - Na mi na di pɔsin we de kɛr day!
  Ɛn i go sho dis bak wit fut we nɔ gɛt natin! Jɔs wan supa gyal!
  Kristina bin sɛn wan shɔɛl. I bin brok wan Soviet tank ɛn i bin de grɔmbul se:
  - Wi go olwes de luk fɔ Ɔktoba!
  Ɛn i go rili laf! Ɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, i tek ɛn sɛn wan smɔl smɔl day
  Ɛn bak i bin pwɛl bɔku Soviet sojaman dɛn.
  Ɛn ɔni blant Magda bin slip insay.
  Ɛn di dɛbul sɛf de shot dɛbul kɔrɛkt wan.
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn so af nekɛd ya. Ɛn dɛn kin lɛk bak fɔ stik dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin na di wan dɛn we dɛn kapchɔ fes ɛn fos dɛn fɔ kis dɛn il ɛn ɔl ɔda tin. Ɛn if di gyal pikin dɛn go dɛn sɛpret we.
  Dɛn kin sprinkul kol bak na yu bɛlɛ. Afta dat, dɛn go laf ɛn laf. Ɛn fɔ rep pɔsin na kek fɔ dɛn!
  Dis na di dɛbul dɛn we bin go insay di fɛt agens di Rɛd Ami.
  Stalin-Putin bin put in pen dɔŋ.
  Dis tɛm ya, ɔda gyal pikin dɛn kin rili aktif.
  Mainstein bin ebul fɔ kɔt di Soviet sojaman dɛn frɔm Voronezh. Di Rɛd Ami nɔ bin ebul fɔ rɔnawe pan di atak. Bɔku pan di tin dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ wok bin lɔs. Ɛn di damej bin rili bɔku.
  Stalin na bin di mɛtal fɔ tɛnda ɛn laytin, bɔt i bin fɔ natin. Di frɔnt bin stebul fɔ sɔm tɛm, ɛn di Kraut dɛn bin mek dɛnsɛf strɔng na Voronezh. Insay dɛn tin ya we bin rili tranga, Stalin bin gɛt wan prɔblɛm: wetin fɔ du? I bin gi Hitler wan spɛshal pis.
  Di Fuhrer bin de aks fɔ mek dɛn gi am di Kɔkas. Stalin nɔ bin gri fɔ du dat. Dɔn di Fuhrer bin tɔk se dɛn fɔ stɔp fɔ fɛt, bɔt if Rɔshia go gi di Third Reich fri ɔyl ɛn raw matirial.
  Stalin, afta we i bin de shem, i bin gri fɔ tek dis prɔpɔzal. Ɛn afta dat, dɛn bin stɔp fɔ fɛt fɔ tri ia.
  Di USSR bin pul sɔm pat pan in ami. Dimobilizayshɔn bin apin. Bɔt 4 Soviet gyal pikin dɛn nɔ bin jɔs kɔntinyu fɔ de na di ami, bɔt dɛn bin sɛn dɛn na Afrika fɔ go fɛt di British dɛn.
  Natasha, Zoya, Augustina, Svetlana, dis grup we na witch gyal pikin dɛn disayd fɔ fɛt fɔ Rus in wit Briten.
  Ɛn insay Jun 22, 1943, di Jamani dɛn bigin fɔ fɛt na Ijipt. Fo gyal pikin dɛn bin rɔn barefut fɔ go atak. Dɛn bin ivin pul dɛn bras. Fɔ gɛt fenomenal trɛnk ɛn bi invulnerable to projectiles.
  Wetin na dɛn wich pipul ya?
  Ɛn wetin na san san we de bɔn di Sahara gɛt insay di sɔmma fɔ gyal pikin in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Bɔt fɔ uman wɔriɔ dɛn dis nɔ de mek pɔsin fred, ɛn i kin ivin fayn. Dɛn il dɛn so rawnd, pink, ɛn fayn.
  Natasha shot di British, nak dɛn dɔŋ ɛn trowe wan ston wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn se:
  - Yes, fɔ di glori fɔ Rɛd Rɔshia!
  Zoya, dis fayn fayn uman, insɛf de trowe wan shap ston wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i de swɛt:
  - In di nem fɔ oli Rɔshia!
  Neks, Ɔgɔstin bin trowe wan ston wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn di titi we nɔ gɛt leg bin de siŋ bak se:
  - Paradays go de na di USSR!
  Ɛn aw i go laf. Jɔs wan dɛbul we wɛr skit. Mɔ prɛsishɔn, insay jɔs tin blak panti.
  Ɛn afta dat, Svetlana go trowe in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Dis kayn fayn fayn gyal pikin - savo ɛn ɔni de insay am, we nɔ gɛt ɛni ɛgzajarayshɔn.
  Ɛn i go laf:
  - Di fiuja wɔl na di Rɔshia fɔ kɔmyunizim!
  Natasha shot bak ɛn swɛt:
  - Eternal na Rus ɛn in Gɔd dɛn fɔ Wɔ!
  Zoya grin ɛn kɔnfɔm se:
  - Rus' na ɔl tu we go de sote go ɛn fayn!
  Ɛn i bin trowe wan ston bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn rayt na di Inglish kɔlɔnɛl in fɔɛd. En imbin kil.
  Ɛn afta dat, di Ɔgɔstin we gɛt rɛd ia go tek am ɛn lanch wan akt we go kil pɔsin. I gɛt bɔku bɔku ɛnaji we de mek i fred ɛn we nɔ gɛt wan kɔntrol. Di pawa jɔs de ful-ɔp.
  Wan uman dɛbul we gɛt faya ia de ala se:
  - Glori to di USSR!
  Ɛn i kin kɔnfɔm wit aplomb se:
  - Glori to hiro dɛn!
  Ɛn Svetlana go lanch di gift fɔ day bak wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i de swɛt na in lɔng dɛn ed:
  - Pis go de na di wɔl!
  Ɛn i go sho in lɔng langwej.
  Neks, Natasha go mek pɔsin day. I go nak di gift wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn swɛt:
  - Eternity go de bihain wi!
  Ɛn i tɔk bak se:
  - Fɔ di kɔmyunis dɛn!
  Ɛn i stik in tong bak.
  Zoya bin tek ɛn hit in ɛnimi bak. Ɛn i nak di ɛnimi wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Skata di ɛnimi dɛn.
  Na twit:
  - Tin ɛn day to di Nazi dɛn!
  Ɔgɔstin bin kɔrɛkt di titi se:
  - Akchuali, biuti, wi no de thresh di Nazi dem, bot di British dem!
  Zoya bin bark wit wamat se:
  - Nɔ mata!
  Ɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, i de trowe wan ston. Dis na gyal we de kil pipul dɛn.
  Ɛn afta dat, Svetlana go lanch di mɛsej bɔt day lɛk in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. I go smash di Krauts ɛn swɛt:
  - Di fiuja wɔl fɔ kɔmyunizim!
  Afta dat di gyal pikin dɛn go laf.
  Ɛn lɛ wi krɔs di British dɛn bak. Di gyal pikin dɛn kin fred ɛn dɛn kin rili fayn we dɛn de rɔn rawnd di dɛzat wit dɛn ɔndapant. Ɛn dɛn rili fayn ɛn dɛn kin kol. Dɛn kin luk di wan dɛn we kin fɛt pas ɔlman ɛn dɛn kin rili fayn.
  Natasha bin de chirp, i bin de krɔs di Inglish dɛn:
  - Mek di British layɔn ala, de baring in krawn...
  Zoya trowe wan ston wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn kɔnfɔm se:
  - Dɛn nɔ go win di Kɔmyuniti!
  Ɔgɔstin bin trowe wan grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn ala se:
  - Kɔmrɛd dɛm, fala mi wan tɛm!
  Svetlana bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Di kɔntri we big pas ɔl!
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn tek am ɛn tɔn ova insay wan triplɛ sɔmsalt. Ɛn dɛn bin de trowe ston pan di Inglish dɛn wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin brok di British difens dɛn na Ijipt. Ɛn dɛn bin gɛt kɔnfidɛns fɔ muf na di land usay di Fɛro dɛn bin de.
  Fo Rɔshian gyal pikin dɛn bin rɔn barefut na di dɛzat. Di hot sand bin de tik di gyal pikin dɛn rɔf rɔf ɛn we nɔ gɛt natin fayn fayn wan. Dɛn bigin fɔ aks kwɛstyɔn dɛn we dɛn de rɔn.
  Natasha bin tɔk wit wan grin se:
  - A de wanda wetin mek di Russian god dem giv in to Kristianiti?
  Zoya, we bin de flash in bare, pink il, bin tɔk se:
  - Wetin mek yu tink se dɛn giv in?
  Natasha ansa wit wan swɛt se:
  - Fɔ lɔng tɛm, dɛn nɔ bin de yɛri am!
  Ɔgɔstin bin tɔk wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - Bɔt naw dɛn go de sote go! Ɛn i nɔ go ɛva kɔmɔt de!
  Svetlana stamp in fut we nɔ gɛt natin pan di san ɛn se:
  - Dɛn nɔ go rili ɛva kɔmɔt!
  Ɛn i du wan sɔmsalt tru di ays.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin rili mekɔp dɛn maynd.
  Wetin Natasha insɛf bin tink?
  Wan tɛm, di Rɔshian dɛn bin giv-ɔp to ɔda pɔsin in fet. Ɛn di Mɔngol yok bin kam na di wɔl. Ɛn bɔku sɔri-at. Bɔt fɔ tru, wetin mek yu fɔ aksept ɔda pɔsin in yon we yu gɛt yu yon.
  Bɔt di chɔch pipul dɛn ɛn di Kristian dɛnsɛf nɔ gɛt wanwɔd, na wan pan dɛn de ya;
  Di nem fɔ di tiolojian Albrecht Ritschl (1822 - 1889) gɛt fɔ du wit di divɛlɔpmɛnt fɔ di fambul libal skul fɔ tioloji, inklud di libal tiolojian atitudi to Jizɔs Krays. Wan kwaliti we dis dairekshɔn gɛt, wi kin tek am se na di kɔntinyu we di layn fɔ rayshɔnalism de kɔntinyu, bɔt nɔto jɔs wit di gol fɔ rifyut tradishɔnal Kristian tichin, bɔt wit di gol fɔ mek wan nyu we fɔ Kristian tioloji - wan tioloji we go kɔrɛkt to di kɔntempɔral tinkin da tɛm de, ɛn mɔ i go kɔrɛkt wit sayɛns. Bays pan di aidia dɛm we Schleiermacher bin divɛlɔp, Albrecht Ritschl bin tray fɔ bil wan sistɛm fɔ tioloji we de bays pan di insay ɛkspiriɛns fɔ mɔtalman, ɛn nɔto pan spɛkulativ tichin dɛm. Ritschl bin mek wan rizin fɔ ɛksplen di tradishɔnal we aw Kristian dɛn bin de tink bɔt Jizɔs as Gɔd lɛk dis: "Di tichin we se insay Jizɔs Gɔd bi mɔtalman, na fɔ mek wi pe atɛnshɔn to am.Bɔt frɔm dis, i nɔ de fala se wi ɔl, insay ɔda fɔ bi Kristian, "Wi fɔ biliv se Jizɔs na Gɔd. Difrɛn frɔm dat, wi fɔ si insay am man we bin de afɛkt ɔda pipul dɛn di kayn we we dɛn no se na Gɔd we tan lɛk mɔtalman."
  Natasha bin kik di skɔpiɔn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn kɔntinyu fɔ jomp.
  Ritschl nɔ bin gri wit di tichin we se mɔtalman de du bad tin bay sin ɛn gilti bifo Gɔd. Ritschl bin tɔk se di sɔfa we Jizɔs bin sɔfa na di krɔs, nɔto sakrifays fɔ sin, bɔt na fɔ obe Gɔd. Di rizin fɔ dis akt na fɔ chenj pipul dɛn, nɔto fɔ chenj di we aw Gɔd de tink bɔt pipul dɛn. So Ritschl nɔ bin gri wit di aidia we nɔ fayn pas ɔl fɔ di mɔdan man insay tradishɔnal Kristian rilijɔn, we go bak to pegan rilijɔn, bɔt fɔ "propitiate" Gɔd wit sakrifays fɔ sin. Wi fɔ no se di wan dɛn we de stɔdi bɔt Gɔd biznɛs we rili ɔtodɔks dɔn de tray tranga wan fɔ mek dɛn nɔ biliv dis ol biliv, ɛn dɛn ivin bigin frɔm di tɛm we di chɔch papa dɛn bin de. Bɔt dɛn nɔ tan lɛk Ritschl, dɛn bin bays di tichin bɔt sev jɔs pan di tichin bɔt di pɔsin we de na mɔtalman bɔdi. Ritschl, as rationalist, nɔ no di inkarnɛshɔn insay di tradishɔnal sɛns. Ritschl bin tɔk se Jizɔs nɔto Gɔd: dɛn kin kɔl am Gɔd jɔs lɛk aw i tan, we min se in gɔd de pan "pafɛkt kɔmyuniɔn wit Gɔd" ɛn di wanwɔd we i want wit wetin Gɔd want.
  Natasha jomp op ɛn twist insay wan triplɛ sɔmsalt. Dɔn i land wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn i de swɛt.
  Ritschl bin involv fɔ ri-intaprit Kristian tichin, inklud Krays, bays pan di sayɛns we bin de da tɛm de ɛn di chenj we di kɔlchɔ bin de chenj. I nɔ bin tink bɔt di impɔtant tin we Jizɔs bin gɛt bikɔs ɔf di kwɛstyɔn bɔt di istri bɔt di tin dɛn we apin na di Gɔspɛl, bɔt i bin tink bɔt di pawa we i bin gɛt pan di chɔch, we bin de sho we dɛn mek di tin dɛn we dɛn biliv. Ritschl na bin wan pan di ticha dɛn we bin gɛt pawa pas ɔlman insay di ia 1900. In aidia dɛn bin mek wan sɛpret branch fɔ fri tioloji, we dɛn kɔl di Ritchillian skul afta am.
  So, as wi si, ɛn Natasha bin ɔndastand dis na di chɔch sɛf, wanwɔd nɔ de. Ɛn se i gɛt in yon agyumɛnt ɛn prɔblɛm dɛn. So wetin mek yu fɔ gri fɔ gɛt da kayn fet de? Na tru se di Rɔshian gɔd dɛn kin de nia dɛnsɛf ɛn dɛn kin fayn.
  Ɔ sɔntɛm i bɛtɛ fɔ prich bɔt aw pipul dɛn nɔ biliv se Gɔd de? Lɛk di kɔmyunis dɛn. I go simpul ɛn i go klia.
  Wetin wi go se bɔt layf afta pɔsin day? Na so layf go bi. Na di pawa we kɔmyunis sayɛns gɛt, na tru. Ɛn di wan dɛn we dɔn day go gɛt layf bak. Ɛn layf go bɛtɛ ɛn ɛnjɔy mɔ na di wɔl fɔ Hypercommunism.
  Natasha bin de imajin dis kayn wɔl. We pɔsin insɛf mek di wan ol wɔl ɛn gɛt ɔl wetin i ebul. Ɔ fɔ se, ɛnitin we i want. Yu kin ivin stamp wan ol futbɔl tim fɔ yusɛf. Ɛn dis na rili kul ɛn fayn. Ɔ bɔksa, ɔ wan pales we de go ɔp to di skay. Ɛn wetin ɔda tin yu kin stamp?
  Natasha bin aks Ɔgɔstin se:
  - Yu go lɛk fɔ bi Gɔd we gɛt pawa ɔlsay?
  Di dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia bin de gigl ɛn ansa se:
  - Mɔ lɛk wan ɔlmayti gɔd uman. Fɔ mek lɔv insay wan bilyɔn we dɛn di sem tɛm. Ɛn i bin rili intrestin fɔ pik di man dɛn we fayn pas ɔl, sɔntɛm ivin di ɛlf dɛn.
  Natasha bin laf ɛn tɔk se:
  - Na dat na di biutiful tin! Fɔ bi Gɔd uman we gɛt kapital G.
  Ɔgɔstin bin laf ɛn ansa se:
  - Nɔto wan man nɔ go de in wan wit mi! Nɔbɔdi nɔ de!
  Natasha bin trowe wan ston. I kil di British snaypa ɛn swɛt:
  - A go rul di yunivas!
  Ɛn di shak bin de sho in tit dɛn wit agresiv wan.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn rɔsh to dɛnsɛf...
  Dɛn bin de shot wan wan tɛm. Wi bin de kam nia Alɛgzandria. Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin gɛt bɔku plen dɛn ya, we gɛt difrɛn difrɛn dizayn dɛn. Dɛn bin de rawnd lɛk wan grup we gɛt mɔt.
  Insay fɛt-fɛt, di Jaman ays dɛn bin gɛt kɔnfidɛns fɔ win di pawa. Di fɛt dɛn we dɛn bin de fɛt na di ayland bin sho di pawa we di Focke-Wulf mashin gɛt. Di wɛpɔn dɛn we i bin gɛt, di spid we i bin gɛt ɛn di we aw i bin ebul fɔ liv, nɔ bin ebul fɔ prez am.
  Dɛn bin tɛst jet plen dɛn bak. So di Jamani pipul dɛn bin gɛt sɔntin fɔ proud bɔt.
  Churchill bin tink bak bɔt wan trus. Bɔt... Na di Nazi dɛn bin want fɔ tek Afrika ɛn di Midul Is. Ɛn na ya yu nɔ go ebul fɔ rɔnawe.
  Churchill bin rili rigrɛt se i nɔ bin gri fɔ mek pis de we i bin rili ebul fɔ bia insay 1940. Ɛn i bin shem insɛf.
  Wetin wi go se bɔt naw? Yu tink se in pikin dɛn go ɔndastand am if dɛn kech Briten? Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ tinap agens di kayn pawa we di fasist dɛn gɛt. Ɛn dɛn pawaful totalitarian sistɛm.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn we kɔmɔt na di Rɛd Ami bin fɛt na Alɛgzandria. Dɛn bin de rɔn frɔm wan wɔl to di ɔda wɔl ɛn muf na di strit dɛn. As yushul, in onli panti, haf nekɛd. Dɛn bin fɛt ɛn smɔl smɔl dɛn bin de kam nia di sɛnta.
  Natasha, we bin de shot, bin tɔk se:
  - Natin nɔ de we nɔ pɔsibul fɔ mi! Ɛn fɔ wi Rɛd Ami bak.
  Zoya trowe wan grenade wit in bare fut ɛn kɔnfyus se:
  - Dis wan na definitely so!
  Wan tɛm, di titi we gɛt gold ia bin rayt wan stori bɔt Malkish-Kibalchish. I bin intres fɔ no aw dɛn bin de mek di bɔbɔ sɔfa. Gaidar nɔ tɔk bɔt dis ditayli.
  Dɛn jɔs de mek dɛn sɔfa... Bɔt a de wɔnda aw? I bin imajin wan fayn bɔbɔ we gɛt fayn ia we ol lɛk twɛlv ia so. Dɛn kɔt in shit ɛn pant, ɛn hang am nekɛd na di rɛk. Di bɔbɔ-Kibalchish klem in jaw, ɛn dɛn nak am na in bak wit wip. Dɔn dɛn kin put di fut dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin insay di blɔk ɛn stɔp di lod. Smɔl wet dɛn fɔs, dɔn di wan dɛn we ebi pasmak. Dɛn de strɛch di bɔbɔ in mɔsul bɔdi. Ivin di pikin in veins de krak. Ɛn di sɔfa we dɛn de mek pipul dɛn sɔfa mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Dɛn kin yuz waya we gɛt rɛd ɔt fɔ chenj di wip dɛn. Di bɔbɔ dɛn layt faya ɔnda dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn afta dat, dɛn kin brok dɛn finga dɛn wit tong. Dɛn kin put ɔt ayɛn na di chɛst. Ataya di waya wit ilɛktrɔd ɛn kɔnɛkt di ay vɔlɔt kɔrɛnt. Dɛn kin pas shɔk dɛn tru wan bɔdi we gɛt blɔd ɛn we dɛn dɔn kɔt kɔt. Ɛn dɛn kin bit ɛn ros di il dɛn wit faya.
  Malchish-Kibalchish stil gɛt maynd we dɛn de mek i sɔfa, pan ɔl we in trɛnk de dɔn. Wan trikl blɔd de kɔmɔt na di lip we dɛn bit.
  I de smɛl lɛk mit we dɛn dɔn bɔn. Di yɔŋ kɔmanda in blant ia de kɔmɔt lɛk brɔsh. Ɛn i de sɛt mɔt...
  We di ɛnd, dɛn bin mek Malkish-Kibalkish sɔfa te i day. Bɔt dɛn nɔ ɛva no di sikrit.
  Zoya bin want bak fɔ mek dɛn kech am ɛn mek dɛn sɔfa. Insay 1941, i bin kɔmɔt na di say we dɛn bin de rawnd am. I nɔ bin wɛr fut ɛn i bin de waka waka na di fɔrɛst. In leg dɛn we bin dɔn at nɔ bin de sɔfa tumɔs, i bin ivin tan lɛk se i de rɔn mɔ. I bin tan lɛk savayj ɛn pusi.
  Bɔt di tɛm we di sivil wɔ bin de... Dɔn di wayt pipul dɛn kech in yɔŋ gyal pikin. Ɛn dɛn bin rep am, fɔ tru. Ɛn dɛn bin de drayv we dɛn nɔ wɛr fut, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nekɛd, ɛn dɛn bin de drayv tru di sno. Da tɛm de, Zoya nɔto bin witch we gɛt ɛkspiriɛns ɛn di tin dɛn we i bin de fil bin tɔn to pɔsin we de mek i fil pen. Mi leg dɛn bin rili de bɔn bikɔs di sno bin de bɔn, ɛn mi bɔdi we nɔ gɛt natin bin de pen bikɔs di kol bin kol. Ɛn di bɛlɛ bin tɔn blu bikɔs dɛn bin de bit am.
  Bɔt natin, ivin dis sɔfa bin gi Zoya bɔku tin. Di gyal bin rili fayn, ɛn na panti nɔmɔ i bin wɛr. Di jenɛral bin lɛk am, ɛn i bin tɛl dɛn fɔ sɛl am to ɔfisa dɛn os usay dɛn de du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit ɔda pipul dɛn pas fɔ shot am.
  Wɛl, yu nɔ tan lɛk grev, yu kin rɔnawe kɔmɔt na os usay dɛn de du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit ɔda pipul dɛn.
  Dɔn Zoya bin bi witch. Ɛn witch dɛn we dɔn go bifo nɔ kin ol. Ɛn dɛn ɔl 4 nɔ yɔŋ so igen, bɔt dɛn yɔŋ ɛn fresh, lɛk ros dɛn na di gadin.
  Na dat majik de du. Ɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin nɔ de fred ɛnitin. Pantap dat, sɔntɛm Zoya na di yɔŋ wan pan dɛn.
  Rɛd Ɔgɔstin bin stil de fɛt di Jepan pipul dɛn. A bin de na Pɔt Atɔ we dɛn bin dɔn sidɔm rawnd. Pan ɔl we di fɔt bin fɔdɔm, di titi we gɛt faya kɔlɔ bin sho se i gɛt maynd de.
  I sɔri, fɔ tru, bɔt di Japan pipul dɛn tek Maunt Vysokaya bikɔs dɛn betray am. If nɔto fɔ dis, dat min se chans bin stil de fɔ ol di siti we gɛt fɔt. Ɛn di tɛm we dɛn bin sɔrɛnda, twɛnti tawzin sojaman dɛn bin stil rɛdi fɔ fɛt, ɛn dɛn bin gɛt tin dɛn fɔ shel ɛn it.
  Sɔntɛm if dɛn nɔ bin dɔn sɔrɛnda di fɔt, dɛn fɔ dɔn win di wɔ. Alas, na so ɔltin dɔn dɔn ingloriously fɔ Russia.
  Natasha ɛn Svetlana dɛnsɛf bin fɛt da tɛm de, bɔt na Kuropatkin in ami. Dɛn bin sho dɛnsɛf fayn. Di triumvirate bin fɛt bak insay di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ.
  Di tsarist ami bin win ɛn dɛn bin win. If di Fɛbwari rivɔlɔshɔn nɔ bin apin, na tru se Rɔshia fɔ dɔn win dis wɔ.
  Bɔt, i sɔri fɔ no se, di pawa we pas ɔl nɔ bin gi di kiŋ win da tɛm de.
  Bikɔs dɛn bin no se di Rɔshian dɛn lɛk fɔ rul wit pawa, sɔntɛm wan kiŋdɔm bin stil bi di bɛst tin fɔ du. Ɛn afta dat, ɔl kayn pɔsin we nɔ gɛt wan dawt kin kam: di mak we Lɛnin ɔ Stalin bin gɛt.
  Ɛn i bin wɔs pas dat. Ɛn we di Romanov famili bin fɔdɔm, wan bad bad tin bin apin na Rɔshia.
  Na tru se sɔntɛnde, kiŋ dɛn bin de mek mistek. Yu kin ivin mɛmba stupiditi lɛk di sɛl we dɛn sɛl Alaska. Jɛnɛral wan, Tsa Alɛgzanda di Sɛkɔn bin strenj. I bin win land dɛn na Sɛntral Eshia, bɔt i bin gi bɔku bɔku eria fɔ peni.
  Yu tink se dis mek sɛns?
  Oh, aw stupid ɔfisa dɛn kin lid to sɔntɛnde. Na tru se fɔ sɛl Alaska na di big big fulish tin we nɔ gɛt sɛns.
  Bɔt gyal pikin dɛnsɛf nɔ smat naw. Dɛn de bit di Inglish pipul dɛn, bɔt dɛn go aks wetin mek?
  Afta ɔl, fɔ tɔk tru, na di Jamani pipul dɛn na di men ɛnimi, yu tink se i fayn fɔ ɛp dɛn agens Briten?
  Zoya chirp, trowe di lɛmon wit in bare fut:
  - Di big tin we Rɔshia gɛt na dat na kɔntri we pipul dɛn gɛt bɔku bɔku wilpawa ɛn inspɛkshɔn!
  Ɛn di titi bin stɔp in tɔŋ. Ɛn i bin laf. Di Tɛminatɔ gyal we bin vɛks bad bad wan bin sho in tit dɛn we dɛn mek wit pal.
  Ɛn i bin de siŋ bak, i bin de ple wit di mays dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin fɔ du wit in fut ɛn an dɛn.
  - Insay di nem fɔ wi oli kɔntri! Wi gyal pikin dɛn go tan lɛk igl bɔd dɛn!
  Ɛn i go laf, ɛn i go wink in padi dɛn.
  Natasha bin faya pan di Inglish ɔfisa. I nak in ed ɛn his:
  - Wetin na stupid we wi de du. I rili ɔg!
  Afta we Alɛgzandria bin fɔdɔm, 4 Soviet gyal pikin dɛn bin rɔnawe go na di Suez Kanal. Frɔm de, di Nazi dɛn bin plan fɔ muf go na di Midul Is. Di kapchɔ we dɛn bin kech di Midul Is bin prɔmis fɔ kɔntrol bɔku bɔku ɔyl rizɔv ɛn fɔ mek Arab divishɔn dɛn.
  Fo gyal pikin dɛn bin rɔn barefut tru di dɛzat. Ɛn Natasha bin mɛmba difrɛn tin dɛn we rilijɔn bin de tink ɛn difrɛn tin dɛn we i bin de tink bɔt.
  Pan ɔl we fri tioloji bin de tray fɔ mek pipul dɛn ɔndastand Kristian rilijɔn, wan dairekshɔn bin kɔmɔt na di krichɔ stɔdi fɔ di Nyu Tɛstamɛnt we bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i nɔ gri wit ɛni istri bɔt di tin dɛn we apin we dɛn tɔk bɔt insay de. Dis na bin di radikal kritik fɔ Bruno Baur (1809 - 1882) ɛn di divɛlɔpmɛnt we bin apin afta dat fɔ di myuzik skul. If pipul dɛn we bin de tink bɔt di rayt tin trade bin si biɛn di lay lay stori dɛn bɔt di gospel stori dɛn se sɔm istri tin dɛn de we bin ful-ɔp wit di frut dɛn we pipul dɛn bin de imajin, bɔku tɛm dɛn risach pipul ya nɔ bin gri fɔ tink bɔt istri.
  Natasha bin de muv in fut we nɔ gɛt natin along di kaktus ɛn kɔntinyu fɔ tink se:
  Insay in wok dɛn we nem "Critique of the Gospel of John" (1840) ɛn "Critique of the Synoptic Gospels" (1841 - 1842), Bruno Bauer bin tɔk bɔt wan mɔ radikal kritik pan Kristianiti pas Strauss. Bauer bin tɔk se natin nɔ de we pɔsin kin abop pan istri na di gospel dɛn atɔl. Bauer bin de agyu wit Strauss, ɛn i bin kɔmpia in tiori bɔt aw Kristian rilijɔn bigin wit di we aw pipul dɛn bin de tink bɔt lay lay stori dɛn.
  Natasha jomp bak lɛk panta ɛn brok di skɔpiɔn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Frɔm wetin Bauer bin tɔk, na wan Ju man we sabi bɔt Grik kɔlchɔ we nem Filo we kɔmɔt na Alɛgzandria ɛn di Roman Stoik Sɛnika bin mek Kristian tichin. Filo gɛt di aidia fɔ di divayn logos as wan kayn intamɛdiet sɔbstans, wan kayn "midyatɔ," bitwin di transɛndant Gɔd ɛn di matirial wɔl. Dis aidia we di Grik filɔsofa dɛn we bin de trade trade bin gɛt, we Filo bin adap to di Ju rilijɔn, bin sho insay Jɔn in Gɔspɛl we i bin de ɛksplen di gɔd we Jizɔs Krays, we dɛn kɔl dis "logos".
  Dɔn Natasha bin notis se Ɔgɔstin bin dɔn flat wan pat pan kaktus wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Di tichin dɛn we Sɛnika ɛn di Stoik dɛn bin de tich gɛt bɔku tin dɛn we gɛt fɔ du wit di tichin dɛn we Kristian rilijɔn de tich bɔt gud abit dɛn. Bauer bin biliv se dɛn kɔpi di apɔsul dɛn raytin klos to wɔd frɔm Sɛnika. Kristianiti de divɛlɔp pan di bies fɔ Grik ɛn Roman kɔlchɔ, na prodakt fɔ di Grik-Rom wɔl. Bauer bin biliv se na di we aw Grik ɛn Roman tin dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn lɛnt bin de insay Kristian rilijɔn, na in mek Kristian rilijɔn bi rilijɔn na di wɔl.
  Wan kin no di tin dɛn we pasmak insay Bruno Bauer in tiori, bɔt, pan ɔl dat, di tru tin bɔt di ɛgzistens fɔ lɛnt insay Kristian rilijɔn, naw ɔlman gri wit am ɛn dɛn nɔ de rijɛkt am ivin insay di ɔtodɔks chɔch dɛn. Di bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn we de du risach tide kin gri bak wit wan ɔda wɔd, we Bauer bin mek afta di wok dɛn we Kristian Ɛman Wais (1801 - 1866) ɛn Kristian Gɔtlɔb Wilke (1786 - 1854) bin rayt: bɔt di Gɔspɛl we Mak rayt as di fɔs gospel, we di ɔda wan dɛn rayt tu sinoptik gospel dɛn (dɛn gri wit dis aidia na di tu-sɔs tiori, usay Mak in gospel na wan pan di tu sɔs, lɛk aw wi bin dɔn tɔk ɔp).
  Na ya Natasha bin de muf in il we nɔ gɛt natin pan wan shap ston.
  Fɔ tɔk bɔt di istri bɔt Jizɔs, Bauer bin gri fɔs se sɔntɛm sɔm istri bin de, bɔt afta dat i kɔntinyu fɔ dinay se Jizɔs na istri.
  Friedrich Engels (1820 - 1895) pe atɛnshɔn to am, we bin intres pan di istri bɔt Kristian rilijɔn ɛn fɔ kɔrɛkt di Baybul (i bin ivin intaprit di episɔd dɛn na di Buk fɔ di Apokalips). We Bauer day insay 1882, Engels bin rayt wan buk we gɛt di taytul Bruno Bauer ɛn Primitive Christianity. Akɔdin to Engels, Bauer "bin pul ɔl di tin dɛn we Strauss in tiori bɔt lay lay stori dɛn we nɔ gɛt sayɛns ɛn we nɔ klia, we ɛnibɔdi kin yuz am fɔ tek ɛnitin we de insay di gospel stori dɛn as istri.Ɛn di sem tɛm, frɔm di wan ol tin dɛn we de insay di gospel dɛn, i lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ natin nɔ de lɛf we dɛn go pruv se i rili pɔsibul fɔ abop pan istri, "So ivin di istri we Jizɔs Krays bin de, dɛn kin se i nɔ gɛt wan dawt."
  Natasha bin krɔs di skɔpiɔn bak wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Bɔt Bauer na bin Yɔŋ Hegelian, i bin "idealist" na Engels in yay, pan ɔl we in tink dɛn bin rili bad, ɛn Engels bin de divɛlɔp wan matirialist kritik pan rilijɔn. Engels bin tɔk se nɔto pipul dɛn we sabi bɔt sayɛns bin mek Kristian rilijɔn, lɛk aw Bauer bin biliv, bɔt na di bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn mek Kristian rilijɔn.
  Natasha bin mɛmba aw i bin de fɛt wit in fut na Kuropatkin in ami. Na de i mit Svetlana. Di novis witch dɛn bin stil so yɔŋ ɛn dɛn nɔ bin gɛt ɛkspiriɛns. Bɔt dɛn bin fɛt wit fred.
  Dɔn Svetlana bin wund bad bad wan, ɛn Natasha bin gɛt fɔ kɛr am na in sholda. Bɔt natin nɔ apin, di titi pul in padi kɔmɔt. I bin sho in aerobatics. A bin fɛt fayn fayn wan. Ɛn i bin gɛt di Krɔs fɔ Sɛnt Jɔj bay lɔ.
  Dɔn mɔ fɛt-fɛt bin de... Di Japan pipul dɛn, fɔ tru, na gud fɛtman dɛn, bɔt dɛn nɔ gɛt sɛns ɛn sɛns. Ɛn we dɛn bin de fɛt dɛn an-to-an, dɛn bin wik.
  Jɛnɛral wan, bikɔs dɛn nɔ bin lɔs sojaman dɛn pas Jepan, Rɔshia we bin bɔku bɔku tɛm, bin giv-ɔp. We wi nɔ gɛt wan dawt fɔ se i rili de mek pɔsin vɛks.
  Dis win bin chenj di balans pan pawa, we sho se Eshia kin fɛt. Ɔs, Rɔshia bin tɔn to wan kɔntri we lɔs da tɛm de. Ɛn i nɔ bin tek ɔl Chaena. Bɔt dɛn kayn gud chans dɛn de bin de.
  Natasha bin aks Ɔgɔstin se:
  - Wetin if wi bin du fɔ win di Japan pipul dɛn?
  Di dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia ansa wit pawa se:
  - Dɔn Rɔshia go bi wɔl pawa! Di kɔntri we gɛt pawa pas ɔl ɛn we bɔku pan di pipul dɛn we de na di planɛt Wɔl!
  Natasha bin ala, i es in an dɛn ɔp:
  - Dat go bi big tin!
  Ɔgɔstin bin gri se:
  - Ivin rili kul!
  Zoya jomp ɛn ansa se:
  - Fɔ mek wi gɛt pisful sɔlv fɔ ɔl wi prɔblɛm dɛn!
  Svetlana bin sɔpɔt:
  - Bɔt wit ɔbligaytɔri kɔnkrit dɛn.
  Di fayn fayn 4 pipul dɛn bin skata di Inglish famili na di rod ɛn rich na di Suez Kanal. Di titi go insay di wata ɛn bigin fɔ splash rawnd insay de. Dɛn bin so tan, dɛn bin fayn, ɛn dɛn bin gɛt smɔl mɔsul dɛn.
  Ɛn insay panti nɔmɔ, wit bɔdi we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn tint wes.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de splash rawnd ɛn siŋ:
  - Rɔshia go rayz bak ɛn flay na di skay!
  Afta dat, dɛn bin de grin pan dɛnsɛf. Ɛn di wɔri pipul dɛn so nobul ɛn kol.
  Ɛn dɛn bin de sho dɛn tit.
  Natasha bin gladi. Insay di las fɛt, i trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn shot wan Inglish plen. We rili kul.
  Naw di wɔman bin de chirp se:
  - Mek wi land gɛt glori!
  Zoya, we de twit, se:
  - Ɛn insay di nem fɔ di Soviet pipul dɛn!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn de splash ɛn splash. Ɔgɔstin tɔk wit vɛks se:
  - Wi ami tu wik agens dis kayn pawa! Di fasist dɛn go krɔs wi smɔl smɔl.
  Svetlana bin laf wit disgres:
  - If yu min "Tiger", den dis na trivially outdated, klumsy en hevi tank. I nɔ de fred wi!
  Natasha bin notis wit dawt se:
  - Wel, dis tank gɛt protɛkshɔn... Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ go insay am izi wan!
  Svetlana splash in fut we nɔ gɛt natin pan di wata ɛn swɛt:
  - Dis nɔ go bi prɔblɛm fɔ wi!
  Ɛn di titi bin dayvɔs insay di dip dip ples dɛn na di Suez Kanal. Bɔt tɛm nɔ bin de fɔ splash rawnd fɔ lɔng tɛm ɛn di fayn fayn wan dɛn kɔmɔt bak, dis tɛm na di ɔda say. Ɛn dɛn rɔn go na Palestayn.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn want fɔ win, ɛn dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi de nia am. Dɛn bin kech Ijipt. Wetin Nɛpɔlyɔn nɔ bin ebul, na in Hitlɛr bin ebul fɔ du am. Fasist prɔpaganda de go wayl.
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn we nɔ gɛt fut de rɔn rawnd, de flash dɛn pink, rawnd, bare il.
  Na di rod dɛn gɛt wan pilbɔks wit di British. Di wɔri pipul dɛn kin trowe grenade wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn shot.
  Natasha se:
  - Di big big neshɔn de wit wi!
  Ɛn i de gi wan bɔrst we de mow di British dɛn dɔŋ. Dɔn i de grin se:
  - Fɔ Oli Rus'!
  Girls na ɔltin bɔt mɔsul ɛn prɛshɔn...
  Zoya sɛf de shot. Dis na di gyal in barefut drim. Yu kin ɛnjɔy bɔku wit am.
  Ɛn di sem tɛm fil fayn.
  Zoya bin lans wan eksplɔshɔn paket wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin de swɛt:
  - A kin du sɔntin we kin apin nɔmɔ na big pipul dɛn fim!
  Ɛn i sho in tɔŋ.
  I bin gi wan bɔrst, i bin de kɔt in ɛnimi dɛn dɔŋ.
  Ɛn na Ɔgɔstin ya. I bin de sɛn lɛmon bak wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Krɔs ɛnimi dɛn. Ɛn i bin de chirp:
  - I go bi aerobatics! Wi go destroy di kru!
  Di dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia bin de pan trɔbul bɔku tɛm. Dɛn bin arɛst am ɛn sɛn am na wan sɛl.
  Dɛn bin rili luk fɔ Ɔgɔstin gud gud wan we dɛn bin de arɛst am. Ɛn i mɛmba dis.
  Yu kin fil sɔm spɛshal ɛkstazi ɛn gladi at we di matrɔn fil yu bɔdi. I rili de mek pɔsin gladi. Ɛn ivin mɔ we dɛn pinch.
  Ɔgɔstin bin nak di blak fɛtman na in chin wit in ni. In jaw bin de krak ɛn in tit dɛn bin de flay kɔmɔt.
  Bɔt "Krɔmɔl" de kray bifo. Di tank, in jɔnal, gɛt gɔn we wik smɔl.
  Bɔt fɔmidabul wit gud frɔntal armɔ ɛn nimbul.
  Ɔgɔstin lans di grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I de nak di katapila. Dɛn bɔs wit krash, lɛk chɛstnɛt we de na faya.
  Di dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia se:
  - A na so kul wɔriɔ! We nɔ de apin igen!
  Ɛn bak di titi go pul in tit. I bin lɛk mami ɛn dadi biznɛs ɛn i bin lɛk am. Oh, man, aw una de du bad bad tin. Bɔt di dɛbul we gɛt faya, kol pas yu wan tawzin tɛm.
  Ɔgɔstin bin siŋ wit zil:
  - Ɔltin we nɔ pɔsibul pɔsibul na wi wɔl! Di pɔlitiks man de lay we i de insist se i de bit insɛf na tɔylɛt!
  Ɛn di titi stik in tong. So lɔng ɛn agil.
  Svetlana kɔt di Inglishman ɛn swɛt:
  - Mi spid ɛn mi grɛs!
  Dɔn i tɔk bak se:
  - Ɛn di pati ɔganayzeshɔn!
  Afta dat di titi laf to insɛf. I de pul in tit dɛn.
  Natasha trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn dɔn di tank. I kin bɔn ɛn fɔdɔm.
  Di titi tɔk wit zil se:
  - Mi na dɛbul! A go thresh ɔlman!
  Na ya Zoya wink ɛn flash in safaya yay:
  - Wi go admaya ɛn sɔprayz!
  Ɛn sho in tɔŋ! I bin wink pan in ɛnimi.
  Ɛn na ya Ɔgɔstin bin sɛn wan grenade. I skata di British dɛn ɛn ala wit pwɛl at:
  - Mek paradays de na wi kɔntri!
  Svetlana bin trowe grenade bak ɛn swɛt:
  - Oli kɔz, kɔz fɔ kɔmyunizim!
  Ɛn dɛn ɔl 4 bɔs laf.
  Di Jaman sojaman dɛn bin go bifo na Bagdad. Di 4 gyal pikin dɛn bin de rɔn lɛk pipul dɛn we de rɔn maratɔn. Ɛn dɛn il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, we rawnd ɛn we gɛt dɔti smɔl, bin de flash pas. Na da sem tɛm de, vein dɛn bin de apia pan di kaw pikin dɛn. Di gyal pikin dɛn leg dɛn so tan ɛn gɛt mɔsul dɛn, ɛn dɛn gɛt bɔl dɛn we de rɔl we gɛt mɔsul dɛn.
  Di wɔriɔs dɛn na jɔs supa klas! Ɛn di rilif tayl dɛn we de na dɛn bɛlɛ kin mek pipul dɛn lɛk dɛn.
  Natasha, insɛf bin tray fɔ tink.
  We di titi bin de tos ston dɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, i mɛmba di lekchɔ we di wan dɛn we nɔ biliv se Gɔd de.
  Point out se di tin dɛn we gɛt layf nɔ pafɛkt. Di agyumɛnt fɔ se wi nɔ pafɛkt de sho se if Gɔd pafɛkt so, wetin mek i mek wi ɛn bɔku ɔda tin dɛn we gɛt layf bad bad wan? Fɔ ɛgzampul, wi kin gɛt bɔku sik dɛn, wi bon dɛn kin brok izi wan, ɛn as wi de ol, wi bɔdi ɛn maynd kin pwɛl. Yu kin tɔk bak bɔt wi spayna dɛn we nɔ fayn, di ni dɛn we stif ɛn di bon dɛn we de na di bɔdi we kin mek i nɔ izi fɔ bɔn pikin dɛn. Ɔl dis na biyolojikal pruf fɔ se Gɔd nɔ de (ɔ pruf fɔ se i mek wi nɔ pafɛkt, ɛn dat mek nid nɔ de fɔ wɔship am).
  Di wan dɛn we biliv kin chalenj dis agyumɛnt bay we dɛn de agyu se Gɔd pafɛkt ɛn i mek wi pafɛkt as wi ebul. Dɛn kin tɔk bak se wetin wi tink se na fɔlt, rili gɛt rizin fɔ mek Gɔd mek am.
  Natasha du triple somersault in flayt en tink - wetin na old ej, God kin hit di top of di ed.
  Point out se ɔltin we pas mɔtalman kin ɛksplen bay sayɛns. Dɛn kin yuz di "God of Blank Spots" argumɛnt bɔku tɛm we pipul dɛn de tray fɔ pruv se Gɔd de. I kɔmɔt frɔm di tru tin we se pan ɔl we sayɛns tide de ɛksplen bɔku pan ɔltin we de, i stil nɔ ebul fɔ ɛksplen sɔm tin dɛn. Yu kin kɔba dis tɔk bay we yu se di nɔmba fɔ tin dɛn we wi nɔ ɔndastand de kɔntinyu fɔ go dɔŋ ɛvri ia, ɛn sayɛns ɛksplen dɛn dɔn tek di ples fɔ di wan dɛn we biliv se Gɔd de, we di ɛksplen dɛn we pas mɔtalman ɔ di we aw Gɔd de tɔk nɔ ɛva tek di sayɛns ɛksplen dɛn ples.
  Ɔgɔstin kin kik wan kaktus bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Rays wan ol bɔnch dɔst.
  Ɛn Natasha rɔn ɛn jomp. I de aksɛleret ɛn siŋ invayt wit aplomb.
  Fɔ ɛgzampul, yu kin yuz di ɛgzampul bɔt evolushɔn as say we sayɛns dɔn kɔrɛkt di rizin we bin de bifo we Gɔd bin de tink bɔt fɔ mek bɔku bɔku animal dɛn de na di wɔl.
  Sho se bɔku tɛm dɛn dɔn de yuz rilijɔn fɔ ɛksplen di tin dɛn we pɔsin nɔ ebul fɔ ɛksplen. Di Grik dɛn bin yuz Poseidon fɔ ɛksplen aw atkwek kin apin, we wi no naw se na bikɔs ɔf di muvmɛnt we di tɛktonik plet dɛn de muv.
  Natasha wink wit kɔni kɔni ɛn jomp ay bak. I du sɔmsalt ɛn chirp:
  - Mi na gyal we dɛn bɔn pan panta!
  Bɔku difrɛn we dɛn de fɔ dis aidia. Yu kin ɛksplen dis bay we yu no se na kɔntri dɛn we po, na lɛk ɔlman biliv Gɔd, bɔt na kɔntri dɛn we rili jɛntri ɛn we dɔn divɛlɔp, di nɔmba fɔ di wan dɛn we biliv nɔ bɔku. [4] Yu kin se bak se pipul dɛn we lan buk kin lɛk fɔ tink se dɛn nɔ biliv se Gɔd de pas pipul dɛn we nɔ lan bɔku buk. We dɛn put dɛn tu tin ya togɛda, wi de si se Gɔd jɔs kɔmɔt frɔm difrɛn kɔlchɔ dɛn, ɛn fɔ biliv pan am kin dipen pan wetin ɛnibɔdi gɛt.
  Natasha bin kik di ebi ebi ston bak, ɛn dis bin mek i krak.
  Yu kin tɔk bak se pipul dɛn we mɛn na wan rilijɔn kin fala dɛn rilijɔn dɛn de ɔlsay na dɛn layf. Di wan dɛn we nɔ bin gro ɔp na famili we gɛt rilijɔn nɔ kin rili bi rilijɔn dɛnsɛf.
  Natasha jomp op ɛn spin di tɔntebul na di ays. Na twit:
  - Mi win go bi!
  Jɔs bikɔs bɔku pipul dɛn biliv Gɔd nɔ min se na tru. Wan pan di rizin dɛn we kin mek wi biliv Gɔd na bikɔs bɔku pipul dɛn biliv am. Dis "kɔmɔn kɔnsɛns" argumɛnt kin sho bak se bikɔs bɔku pipul dɛn biliv Gɔd, dis kayn biliv fɔ bi natura. Bɔt yu kin brok dis aidia bay we yu agyu se di tru tin we bɔku pipul dɛn biliv sɔntin nɔ min se na tru. Fɔ ɛgzampul, yu kin se insay wan patikyula tɛm, bɔku pipul dɛn bin de si am se i fayn fɔ bi slev.
  Natasha jomp bak ɛn krɔs di klot we gɛt mɔyz wit in il we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Tɛl dɛn se if pipul dɛn nɔ de put an pan rilijɔn ɔ di aidia bɔt Gɔd, dɛn nɔ go ɛva biliv am.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin rɔn na di mawnten dɛn na Kurdistan. Dɛn fut dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we dɛn kɔt kɔt bin de waka na di shap shap ston dɛn we de na di mawnten rod dɛn. Dɛn bin de stɔp ɛn slap along di rij ɛn di say we rili at. Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn nɔ bin wund. Bifo dat, dɛn bin de fil fayn tiklin na dɛn fut we bin dɔn rɔf.
  Ɛn dɛn bin de laf.
  Sɔm fɛt-fɛt bin de along di rod. Di gyal pikin dɛn bin kech wan pan di ɔyl wɛl dɛn, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nɔ fɛt. Dɛn jɔs waka insay ya nekɛd ɛn afta dat dɛn shot di sojaman dɛn.
  Ɔltin bin de divɛlɔp lɛk se na akɔdin to wetin dɛn bin dɔn plan.
  Di British dɛn bin mit Jaman sojaman dɛn we bin dɔn at fɔ fɛt na di ist ɛn dɛn bin tek bot fɔ go. Pantap dat, di Nazi dɛn bin gɛt bak bɔku bɔku nɔmba dɛn ɛn dɛn bin gɛt mɔ pawaful tank dɛn na dɛn sayd.
  Sɔntɛm na di Chɔchil nɔmɔ, bikɔs ɔf in klos dɛn, bin ebul fɔ mek sɔm prɔblɛm dɛn. Bɔt "Panther" ɛn "Tiger" bin ebul fɔ bia wit am. Insai di air, di German aces bin skor. Masɛj bin rili difrɛn. Di most saksesful ace of ol taim. Afta we i shot tri ɔndrɛd plen dɛn, wan spɛshal tin bin apin. Ɛspɛshali fɔ ɔnɔ di hiro, dɛn bin mek di fayv digri fɔ di Nayt Krɔs fɔ di Ayɔn Krɔs wit gold ɔk lif sɔd ɛn dayamɔn. So Masɛl bin bi wan bigman.
  Ɛn na lay lay stori we gɛt layf.
  I bin pwɛl di British dɛn. Ɔda ays dɛn nɔ bin de biɛn. Ɔltin bin de go ɔp.
  Na da tɛm de di gyal pikin dɛnsɛf bin want fɔ bi payɔt. Insay da tɛm de, dɛn rɔn barefut pan shap ston dɛn.
  Natasha bin kam bak wit wan agyumɛnt bɔt Gɔd.
  Di difrɛn ɛn kwaliti dɛn we Kristian, Indu ɛn Budist Gɔd gɛt rili difrɛn frɔm dɛnsɛf. So yu kin se ilɛksɛf Gɔd de, i nɔ pɔsibul fɔ no us Gɔd fɔ wɔship. Dɛn kɔl dis aidia di "Argument from Conflicting Religions."
  Di titi kik wan shap ston wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i nak di Inglish snaypa rayt na in yay, ɛn mek i tɔn in bren kɔmɔt. Afta dat, i kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk bɔt in sɛns.
  Bɔku rilijɔn dɛn kin tek dɛn oli buk dɛn as di rizɔlt ɛn pruf fɔ sho se dɛn Gɔd de. If yu ebul fɔ sho di tin dɛn we de agens dɛnsɛf ɛn ɔda tin dɛn we nɔ fayn na di oli skripchɔ dɛn, yu go gi wan strɔng agyumɛnt se Gɔd nɔ de. Fɔ ɛgzampul, if wan pat pan wan oli skripchɔ tɔk bɔt Gɔd se i de fɔgiv ɛn afta dat i dɔnawe wit wan ol vilej ɔ kɔntri, yu kin yuz dis tin we tan lɛk se i nɔ gri wit wetin i de tɔk fɔ sho se Gɔd nɔ de (ɔ se di oli skripchɔ dɛn de lay). We i kam pan di Baybul, i sef fɔ se sɔntɛnde, dɛn bin mek ɔl di vas dɛn, stori dɛn, ɛn stori dɛn we dɛn kin tɔk bɔt ɔ chenj. Fɔ ɛgzampul, dɛn bin kɔpi di Gɔspɛl we Mak rayt chapta 9, vas 29 ɛn di Gɔspɛl we Jɔn rayt frɔm chapta 7, vas 53 to chapta 8, vas 11 frɔm ɔda say dɛn. Point out se dis pruv klia wan se oli teks na jos mishmash of human kriaytiv en no inspired buk.
  Natasha bak tos wan ston wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i swɛt:
  - I rili bi!
  Afta dat, i kɔntinyu fɔ tink bɔt aw pipul dɛn nɔ biliv se Gɔd de.
  If Gɔd bin de, i nɔ go alaw pipul dɛn we nɔ biliv so. Dis agyumɛnt de sho se na ples dɛn usay pipul dɛn we nɔ biliv se Gɔd de, Gɔd go kam dɔŋ ɔ insɛf go put an pan tin dɛn we de apin na di wɔl ɛn sho insɛf to di wan dɛn we nɔ biliv se Gɔd de. [9] Di tru tin we se bɔku pipul dɛn de we nɔ biliv se Gɔd de ɛn Gɔd nɔ tray fɔ mek dɛn biliv bay we Gɔd de ɛp dɛn, min se Gɔd nɔ de. Di wan dɛn we biliv kin chalenj dis wɔd bay we dɛn se Gɔd de alaw fridɔm fɔ disayd fɔ du sɔntin, so di tin we go apin we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ avɔyd na fɔ nɔ biliv. Dɛn kin tɔk bɔt patikyula ɛgzampul dɛn na dɛn oli skripchɔ dɛn bɔt tin dɛn we Gɔd sho insɛf to di wan dɛn we nɔ gri fɔ biliv am.
  Natasha tɔch di ston bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i swɛt:
  - Mi na big wayt gɔrila.
  Ɛn i bigin fɔ kɔmpoz bak.
  Di prɔblɛm wit bad na aw Gɔd ɛn bad kin de di sem tɛm. In ɔda wɔd dɛn, if Gɔd de ɛn i gud, dat min se i fɔ dɔnawe wit ɔl di bad tin dɛn. Yu kin se, "If Gɔd bin rili bisin bɔt wi, dat min se wɔ nɔ bin fɔ de." Di pɔsin we yu de tɔk to go ansa dis we: "Mɔtalman gɔvmɛnt wikɛd ɛn i de mek mistek. Pipul dɛn de du bad, nɔto Gɔd." So, di pɔsin we de agens yu kin yuz di aidia bak fɔ fridɔm fɔ disayd fɔ du sɔntin ɛn chalenj di aidia se na Gɔd mek ɔl di bad tin dɛn we de apin na di wɔl. Yu kin go bifo ɛn se if bad Gɔd de we de alaw bad tin fɔ apin, i nɔ fit fɔ wɔship am.
  Natasha splash di pɔt ɛn splash di wata wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Bɔku pipul dɛn biliv se if rilijɔn nɔ bin de, di wɔl go go insay wan chaos we gɛt fɔ du wit mami ɛn dadi biznɛs di we aw Gɔd nɔ want. Bɔt yu kin se di tin dɛn we yu de du (ɔ ɛni ɔda pɔsin we nɔ biliv se Gɔd de) nɔ difrɛn frɔm di tin dɛn we pɔsin we biliv de du. No se pan ɔl we yu nɔ pafɛkt, nɔbɔdi nɔ pafɛkt, ɛn if pɔsin biliv Gɔd, dat nɔ min se i go mek pɔsin biev fayn ɔ i de du wetin rayt. Yu kin pruv di aidia fɔ pɔsin we biliv se i gɛt mɔ gud abit bay we yu se rilijɔn nɔ jɔs de mek pɔsin du gud, i de mek i du bad, bikɔs bɔku rilijɔn pipul dɛn kin du bad tin dɛn jɔs insay dɛn Gɔd in nem. Fɔ ɛgzampul, yu kin tɔk bɔt di Spanish Inkwizishɔn ɔ rilijɔn terorizim ɔlsay na di wɔl. Pantap dat, animal dɛn we nɔ ebul fɔ ɔndastand di we aw mɔtalman de tink bɔt rilijɔn de sho klia sayn dɛn fɔ se dɛn dɔn ɔndastand di we aw pɔsin fɔ biev ɛn wetin rayt ɛn rɔŋ.
  Natasha we nɔ gɛt fut, shek in bɔdi we nɔ gɛt natin wit wan skarlet nipple lɛk pɔpi.
  I tan lɛk se fɔ no ɔltin (di ebul fɔ no ɔltin) de agens bɔku tin dɛn we pipul dɛn biliv. Fri fɔ disayd fɔ du sɔntin na di aidia se na yu gɛt fɔ ansa fɔ wetin yu de du ɛn dat mek yu gɛt fɔ ansa fɔ dɛn de wit yu bak. Bɔku rilijɔn dɛn biliv dɛn tu tin ya, pan ɔl we dɛn nɔ gri wit dɛnsɛf. Tɛl di pɔsin we de agens yu se: "If Gɔd no ɔltin we dɔn apin ɛn we go apin, ɛn ɛni tin we de apin na yu ed bifo yu ivin tink bɔt am, dat min se yu dɔn disayd fɔ yu tumara bambay. If na so i bi, aw Gɔd go jɔj wi fɔ wetin wi de du?" Pipul dɛn we biliv se Gɔd de, kin ansa dis wit dɛn tin ya: "Pan ɔl we Gɔd no bifo tɛm ɔl di tin dɛn we pɔsin go disayd fɔ du, di tin dɛn we i de du stil de kɔmɔt frɔm in fridɔm fɔ disayd fɔ du sɔntin."
  Dɔn Natasha taya wit filɔsofi ɛn opin faya frɔm mashin gɔn - we i de kɔt di British dɛn dɔŋ.
  Sɔviɛt gyal pikin dɛn bin de na bɔku ɔyl wɛl dɛn ɛn dɛn bin de rilaks we di ples kol. Bɔt afta dɛn dɔn slip fɔ shɔt tɛm, dɛn fos dɛn fɔ muf go na di sawt. Jamani bin de go bifo na di Midul Is.
  Sɔviɛt gyal pikin dɛn bak bin gɛt fɔ rɔn barefut na di mawnten dɛn. Fɔ mek Natasha go pul in maynd pan am, i bin de tink bɔt sɛns.
  Omnipotence na di ebul fɔ du ɔltin. If Gɔd bin ebul fɔ du ɔltin, dat min se fɔ ɛgzampul, i go ebul fɔ drɔ wan skwea sɛklɔ. Bɔt bikɔs dis de agens ɔl di we aw pipul dɛn de tink, no rizin nɔ de fɔ biliv se Gɔd gɛt pawa fɔ ɔlman. Yu kin prɔpos ɔda prinsipul we nɔ pɔsibul. Gɔd nɔ go ebul fɔ no sɔntin ɛn i nɔ go ebul fɔ no sɔntin. Yu kin tɔk bak se if Gɔd gɛt pawa ɔlsay, wetin mek i de alaw disasta, kil ɛn wɔ fɔ apin?
  Natasha bin tos wan mawnten rat wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn kɔntinyu fɔ tink.
  Put di lod fɔ pruv se Gɔd de pan dɛn. Fɔ tru, i nɔ pɔsibul fɔ pruv se sɔntin nɔ de. Ɛnitin kin de, bɔt fɔ mek pipul dɛn no sɔntin we pɔsin biliv ɛn fɔ mek dɛn pe atɛnshɔn to am, i nid fɔ gɛt pruf we nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ agyu bɔt we go ɛp am. Tɔk se di pɔsin we biliv fɔ gi pruf fɔ sho se Gɔd de. Fɔ ɛgzampul, yu kin aks wetin kin apin afta pɔsin day. Bɔku pipul dɛn we biliv Gɔd biliv bak se layf go apin afta pɔsin dɔn day. Lɛ dɛn gi pruf fɔ se dis layf dɔn de. Spiritual tin dɛm lɛk Gɔd, Dɛbul, ɛvin, ɛl, enjɛl, dɛbul ɛn ɔda wan dɛn nɔ ɛva stɔdi (ɛn dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔdi am) pan sayɛns. Put di tru tin se i jɔs nɔ pɔsibul fɔ pruv se ɔl dis de.
  Natasha shek in bɔdi we nɔ gɛt natin, we di bɔd bin dɔn fɔdɔm pan. Ɛn i bin brus di dɔti we bin de na in skarlet nipple ɛn kɔntinyu fɔ mɛmba di lekchɔ dɛn we pipul dɛn we nɔ biliv se Gɔd de bin de gi.
  Pripia fɔ di agyumɛnt se Gɔd nɔ de bay we yu no di men agyumɛnt ɛn aidia dɛn we pipul dɛn we gɛt nem nɔ biliv se Gɔd de gɛt. Fɔ ɛgzampul, yu kin bigin wit wan buk we Christopher Hitchens rayt we nem God Is Not Love: How Religion Poisons Everything. Wan ɔda big tin we de mek pipul dɛn gɛt sɛns fɔ agyu bɔt se rilijɔn gɔd de na di buk we nem The God Delusion we Richad Dɔkins rayt. Apat frɔm we yu lan bɔt di argumɛnt dɛn we de mek pipul dɛn nɔ biliv se Gɔd de, yu fɔ lan bak bɔt ɔl di tin dɛn we dɛn kin tɔk se dɛn nɔ biliv ɛn di tin dɛn we dɛn kin du fɔ mek dɛn biliv se Gɔd de. Mek yu no di prɔblɛm ɛn biliv dɛn we yu ɛnimi go kɔndɛm, ɛn mek shɔ se yu ebul fɔ difend yu aydia dɛn fayn fayn wan.
  Natasha bin tinap wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin insay di ɔs kek. Dis na wetin atheism de lid to, bɔt a nɔ bin pe atɛnshɔn to am.
  If dɛn nɔ tɔk bɔt yu agyumɛnt dɛn simpul ɛn ɔndastand, yu mɛsej go lɔs. Fɔ ɛgzampul, we yu de ɛksplen aw pɔsin in kɔlchɔ de sho in rilijɔn, yu fɔ mek di pɔsin we de agens yu gri wit ɛni wan pan di tin dɛn we yu de tink bɔt (di men pɔynt dɛn we go mek yu tɔk bɔt di wɔd dɛn). Yu kin tɔk sɔntin lɛk, "Na Katolik dɛn bin de na Mɛksiko, nɔto so?" We dɛn ansa yɛs, go to di nɛks tin we se: "So bɔku pipul dɛn na Mɛksiko na Katolik?" We dɛn ansa "yes" bak, go to yu kɔnklushɔn bay we yu tɔk dis: "Di rizin we mek bɔku pipul dɛn na Mɛksiko biliv Gɔd na bikɔs di istri bɔt rilijɔn kɔlchɔ na dis kɔntri."
  Natasha bin step pan wan shap ston wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we rɔf, bɔt i nɔ bin pe atɛnshɔn to am.
  Fɔ biliv Gɔd na tɔpik we rili impɔtant. Aproch di agyumɛnt as tɔk we yu ɛn di pɔsin we yu de agens gɛt strɔng agyumɛnt fɔ dɛn. Tɔk wit padi biznɛs. Aks dɛn wetin mek dɛn biliv tranga wan. Peshɛnt lisin to dɛn rizin ɛn tink bɔt aw yu de du wetin yu yɛri. Aks yu ɛnimi fɔ sheb sɔs (buk ɔ wɛbsayt) we go ɛp yu fɔ lan mɔ bɔt aw dɛn de si tin ɛn wetin dɛn biliv. Fɔ biliv pan Gɔd na tin we kɔmpleks, ɛn dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ tek di tin dɛn we dɛn kin tɔk bɔt Gɔd (fɔ ɔ agens) as tru tin.
  Natasha bin slap in fut we nɔ gɛt natin bak pan di got kek. In bare soles bin de buz.
  We pɔsin de agyu bɔt if Gɔd de, dat kin mek wi fil bad. If yu tu vɛks ɔ agresiv we yu de agyu, yu kin ramble ɛn/ɔ tɔk sɔntin we yu go rigrɛt leta. Briz dip dip wan fɔ mek yu nɔ gɛt kol at. Inhal dip dip wan tru yu nos fɔ fayv sɛkɔn ɛn afta dat yu blo tru yu mɔt fɔ tri sɛkɔn. Kɔntinyu fɔ du dis te yu kol at. Slow di spid we yu de tɔk so dat yu go gɛt mɔ tɛm fɔ tink bɔt wetin yu want fɔ tɔk ɛn nɔ blɔk sɔntin we yu go rigrɛt leta.If yu bigin fɔ vɛks, tɛl yu ɛnimi se: "Lɛ wi gri se ɔlman go gɛt dɛn yon yu yon opinion." , ɛn afta dat, go yu difrɛn we dɛn. Bi pɔlitiks we yu de tɔk bɔt Gɔd. Nɔ fɔgɛt se fɔ bɔku pipul dɛn di tɔpik bɔt rilijɔn rili sɛnsitiv. Nɔ yuz langwej we de mek pɔsin vɛks lɛk "bad," "stupid," ɔ "krayzi." Nɔ kɔl yu ɛnimi in nem. Bifo yu gri, we di agyumɛnt dɔn, di pɔsin we de agens yu kin tɔk di wɔd we dɛn dɔn wɛr fayn fayn wan: "A sɔri yu go na ɛlfaya." Nɔ ansa dis pasiv-agresiv we.
  Natasha kɔntinyu fɔ tink bɔt wetin i de tink.
  Yu nɔ nid fɔ agyu bɔt Gɔd in ɛgzistens wit ɛni biliva we yu mit. Gud padi nɔ nid fɔ agyu wit dɛnsɛf bɔt ɔltin. If yu de tray ɔltɛm fɔ agyu wit yu padi ɔ yu de tray fɔ skru am, rɛdi fɔ gɛt wan padi we smɔl. Bɔku pipul dɛn kin pik rilijɔn fɔ tray fɔ pul wan tin we nɔ izi fɔ dɛn na layf, lɛk adikshɔn ɔ we pɔsin we dɛn lɛk day bad bad wan. Pan ɔl we rilijɔn kin afɛkt pɔsin in layf fayn fayn wan ɛn ɛp am we i nid ɛp, dis nɔ min se di tin dɛn we di rilijɔn de tink bɔt na tru. If yu mit pɔsin we se rilijɔn dɔn ɛp dɛn, tek tɛm mek i nɔ vɛks pan am. Yu nɔ nid fɔ avɔyd dis pɔsin ɔ mek lɛk se yu ɔndastand am.
  Na ya di gyal pikin dɛn bin stɔp fɔ tink ɛn bigin fɛt bak.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de jok ɔlsay na Irak. So dɛn bin gɛt bɔku bɔku rɔn rawnd we nɔ kɔmɔn. Ɛn mi fut we nɔ gɛt natin bin de hum se wan ol bambu tik bin de waka na dɛn.
  Di Fritz famili bin tray wan tɛm fɔ go bifo na di say we Sudan de, nia di Nayl Riva. Dɛn bin gɛt trɛnk we pas am. Ɛn bak di want fɔ win di wan ol blak kɔntinɛnt. Na so di bɔku bɔku plan ɛn wok dɛn we dɛn kin du. Wit klem fɔ di wɔl lidaship.
  Ɛn sɔntɛm di Jamani pipul dɛn want bɔku tin. Ɛn dɛn de rɛdi bɔku sojaman dɛn fɔ land na Briten.
  Di Fuhrer bin ɔda fɔ yuz fɔrina dɛn mɔ aktif insay fɛt ɔpreshɔn ɛn di Hiwis. Ɛn bak fɔ sɛn titi dɛn fɔ go na di ami. Ɔl di sem tin, yɔŋ pipul dɛn na wokman dɛn we nɔ gɛt yus ɛn fɔrina dɛn kin tek dɛn ples, bɔt di sojaman dɛn nɔ bad. Na da sem tɛm de, dɛn bin de tek uman ɛn bɔy pikin dɛn bak fɔ bi supavaysa.
  Speshali, skul pikin kin mek shɔ se di wan dɛn we de wok na ɔda kɔntri de wok ɛn nɔ les. Naf leba fɔs de. Ɛn di we aw dɛn de mek gɔn de bɔku mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Di MP-44 asɔlt rayf, we na bin di bɛst da tɛm de na di wɔl wit wan intamɛdiet katrij, bin kam insay mas prodakshɔn.
  Ɛn bɔku gud teknɔlɔji dɛn. Pan ɔl we di Panta bin pruv se i nɔto tank we pɔsin kin abop pan ɔl.
  Na tru se sɔm pan di tin dɛn we dɛn dɔn mek na jet plen dɛn ɛn balistik mishɔl dɛn we de flɔt.
  Hitler bin de aks fɔ bɔku tin ɛn i bin de grɔmbul lɛk animal.
  Wetin yu kin tek frɔm pɔsin we gɛt dɛbul? Bɔt di Tɔd Rayk bin stil de tɔn ɛn tɔn.
  Ɛn di plan dɛn bin kam fɔ bi mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Di Fuhrer bin de ala lɛk kaw.
  Wan pan di aidia dɛn na fɔ mek di nɔmba fɔ di divɛlɔpmɛnt dɛn bɔku, ɛn dɛn go spɛn fɔrina dɛn ɛn titi dɛn. Dɛn bin kɔl dɛn frɔm we dɛn ol fɔtin ia. Ɛn i rili aktif.
  I bin de go bifo mɔ ɛn mɔ, dɛn bin de yuz uman dɛn bak fɔ fɛt.
  Gerda ɛn in tim bin de muf rawnd Sudan wit dɛn Panther, i bin, fɔ tru, hot, ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn ivin pul dɛn bras. Di onli nyu prodak we di Jamani pipul bin get na "Lion". Bɔt di motoka nɔ bin kɔmɔt fayn atɔl. I bin we pas et tan, ɛn di frɔnt klos bin ivin wɔs pas di wan we di Tayga-2 bin gɛt. Ɛn di injin na et ɔndrɛd ɔspaw nɔmɔ. Nɔto inof fɔ Afrika. So di "Lion" no bi mas tank.
  Apat frɔm wan gɔn we bin rili pawaful, we bin de kɔt klos, ɛn we bin de kɔrɛkt, i nɔ bin gɛt ɛni bɛnifit. "Tiger"-2 bin sohmtin inferiכr in gכn kaliba, bכt supεriכr in rεt fכ faya. Ɛn agens di British, 88 mm bin rili inof. Na di modifyeshɔn we ebi pas ɔl pan di Chɔchil bin gɛt 152 mm frɔntal klos, bɔt di Tayga-2 ivin tek am frɔm wan ɛn af kilomita.
  Jɛnɛral wan, di Jamani dɛn bin rili advans pan tɛknikal ɛn dɛn bin de impɔtant kwik kwik wan.
  Amɛrika bin stil de tred wata wit di Japan pipul dɛn. Amɛrika nɔ bin gɛt lɔk pan di wɔ dɛn we dɛn bin de fɛt wit di si.
  Di Japan pipul dɛn we bin gɛt mɔ ɛkspiriɛns bin win di Amɛrika pipul dɛn wan bay wan, ɛn dɛn bin kech di Awayi akipelago, ɛn dɛn bin ol di difens de.
  Hitler bin plan, we i dɔn dɔn wit Briten, fɔ fɛt Amɛrika. Insay da tɛm de, in mitin wit Franco bin apin. Di Fuhrer bin tɔk fayn fayn wan se:
  - Wi win di Russian dem, en witout eni doubt wi go win di British. Wi nid fɔ tek Jibraltar.
  Franco bin notis se:
  - Bɔt dis go drɛg wi go insay wɔ wit Briten.
  Di Fuhrer bin tɔk wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - Di wɔ go win. Wi jet avieshɔn nɔ gɛt ɛni ikwal. Wi tank dɛn na dɛn strɔng pas ɔl. Wi sojaman dɛn gɛt maynd pas ɔlman ɛn dɛn rɛdi fɔ fɛt. Ɛn in jɔnal, a bin fɔ dɔn ebul fɔ tek Spen. So dɛn nɔ nid fɔ gri fɔ du sɔntin.
  Franco, afta we i bin de shem, i bin se:
  - Wi go tek pat bak pan di asɔlt pan di fɔt.
  Na tru se di atak we dɛn bin atak Jibraltar bin opin nyu chans fɔ di Jamani dɛn.
  Speshali, go na Afrika along di distans we shɔt pas ɔl. Ɛn tek kɔntrol pan di wan ol blak kɔntinɛnt.
  Dɛn bin kech Mɔlta bak fayn fayn wan. Di Inglish Layɔn bin sɔfa fɔ win afta dɛn win am.
  Gɛda shot di Kromwel ɛn chirp:
  - Wi na wetin dɛn kɔl pafɛkt!
  Charlotte bin faya di British kanɔn ɛn gri se:
  - Wi na bigman sɛf!
  Kristina bin swɛt wit aplomb:
  - Frɔm wan smayl to wan jes we pas ɔl prez!
  Ɛn i sho in tɔŋ.
  Magda bin chirp wit wan smayl:
  - Mi na pafɛkt insɛf, ɛn a de test blis!
  Di wɔri pipul dɛn de na dɛn bɛst lɛk ɔltɛm. Ɛn i nɔ de bɔt Tɔmɔs, bɔt na bɔt Yerema.
  Ɛn dɛn bin de sho dɛn tit we bin satisfay. Dis gyal pikin dem smayl na top klas.
  Gɛda bin sho in snot ɛn i bin de mɔna se:
  - A kil bɔku Rɔshian dɛn, ɛn naw a de tek Briten!
  Di titi mɛmba di we aw dɛn bin de mek di payɔnia sɔfa. Dɛn pul di bɔbɔ in klos ɛn slap am wit nɛt. Dɔn dɛn tek am ɛn layt faya. Ɛn dɛn bin ɛng di payɔnia oba di layt.
  Dɛn bin fri am fayn fayn wan. Ivin di mit bin rili bɔn. Ɛn afta dat, 4 gyal pikin dɛn pepa ɛn it di bɔbɔ. Dɛn ivin it tumɔs... Dɔn dɛn gɛt dayarɛa.
  I nɔ de mek pɔsin laf. Fo gyal pikin dɛn bin bigin fɔ lɛk fɔ it pipul dɛn. Ɛn dɛn bin rili lɛk am.
  Dɛn bin lɛk bak fɔ mek pipul dɛn sɔfa wit wata ɛn asid. Fɔ tɔk smɔl, dɛn na knackers.
  In jɔnal, big big fayn fayn tin dɛn.
  Dɛn kɔt wan Komsomol mɛmba in bɔdi layf layf wan ɛn it am raw. Gret tu. Dis na di gyal pikin dɛn.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin tek Sudan ɛn atak Itiopia we dɛn bin de kɔntinyu fɔ muf krɔs Afrika.
  Di atak we dɛn bin atak Jibraltar bin tɔn to kwik ɛn i nɔ bin te. Tu wɔman dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, we nem Albina ɛn Alvina, bin rili difrɛn.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn kɔt dɛn bras ɛn rɔsh go fɛt ɛn dɛn wɛr dɛn panti nɔmɔ. Ɛn dis bin protɛkt dɛn pafɛkt wan fɔ mek dɛn nɔ win ɛn fɔ mek dɛn nɔ bit dɛn.
  Dɛn tu gyal pikin ya na natura blond ɛn dɛn rili fayn. Dɛn luk inkridibul sɛxy ɛn ple ple. Dɛn gɛt bɔku layt, wam ɛn briz.
  Na ɔtom, bɔt i stil wam na di sawt pat na Spen. Ɛn di brɔnz bɔdi dɛn fɔ di gyal pikin dɛn we de rɔn kin shayn wit swet.
  Albina, we de shot, se:
  - Yu tink se wi go ebul fɔ win dɛn ɔl?
  Alvina bin ansa wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - A tink se wi go smash dɛn ɔl!
  Ɛn i sho in tɔŋ.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn de flash dɛn bare, rawnd, gras-grin il. Dɛn rili fayn ɛn dɛn sɛxy.
  Albina de ala lawd wan:
  - Glori fɔ Jamani!
  Ɛn i kin trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Di British dɛn de skata na difrɛn say dɛn lɛk splash champagne.
  Alvina giv wan burst, mowing down oponunent dem en squeaks:
  - Dis na wi pati fɔ trɛnk!
  Albina shot bak ɛn swɛt:
  - Fɔ wan fɛt we win! Avadon de wit mi!
  Girls we wear onli tin red panti wit wait swastika. Ɛn dɛn de rɔn go to dɛnsɛf, dɛn de shek dɛn bɔdi wit skarlet nipples.
  Alvina se wit di wamat we wan harpi gɛt:
  - Mi na wan supa wɔriɔ!
  Ɛn i kin trowe wan sɛramik wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Albina konfam we i de shot:
  - Ɛn a nɔto mis!
  Girls almost naked dem so kul. Ɛn i jɔs wɔndaful. Ɛn dɛn kin rɔsh lɛk ebi ebi ren. Ɛn i rili fayn, i rili wɔndaful.
  Tu fayn fayn blant dɛn. Supa ɛn haypa ɛn ɔltra klas!
  Ɛn di fɔs Tayga-2 tank dɛn de go fɛt. Sɔntɛm di motoka we di Jamani pipul dɛn gɛt na di wan we pɔsin kin yuz pas ɔl. Di wɛpɔn dɛn kin wok fayn. Di klos gɛt pawa ɛn i gɛt angul. Dɛn kin kɔl dɛn "Royal Tigers".
  Ɛn di brek-bruk tank dɛn de kam.
  Apat frɔm dɛn, pɔsin kin si "Layɔn" bak. If na so i bi, di motoka de insay siej modifyeshɔn wit 150 mm kanɔn. Dis na tin we kin rili fred.
  As i de fuk, i de fuk! Ɛn i nɔ go tan lɛk se i go du fɔ ɛnibɔdi. Ɛn di British dɛnsɛf kin fil am.
  Ɛn insay di Layɔn tank sɛf, gyal pikin dɛn de bak. Ɛn fayn, ɛn bak insay bikini. Dis na dɛn ficha - wan minimum fɔ klos. Pantap dat, i stil wam na di sawt pat na Spen. Ɛn di wɔman dɛn big.
  Gɛtrud, we na di kɔmanda fɔ di wan dɛn we de wok na di bot, bin wispa se:
  - Mi na di gyal we big drim! Ɛn di gɔd uman we fayn sote go!
  Di gɔn de bit lɛk hama we de kil pɔsin. Pan ɔl we in rit fɔ faya de wɔs.
  Na tru se di gyal pikin dɛn nɔ gɛt fut ɛn dɛn rili lɛk dɛn. Fayv pan dɛn de na di Layɔn tank, 4 blant ɛn wan rɛd ia.
  Dɛn kin mek pipul dɛn rili kɔle dɛn. Ɛn dɛn kin shot dɛnsɛf. Nɔto bɔku tɛm, bɔt wit big big pwɛl pwɛl.
  Adala di gana se:
  - Eh, wans bak, yes bak, wi hit as wi shud!
  Ɛn "Lɛv" de go fɔ insɛf. Stil na motoka we dɔn lod pasmak. Di frɔntal klos na di hul na 120 mm inklin, ɛn di ɔda pat we de dɔŋ na wan ɔndrɛd. Bɔt di fɔrɛst fɔ di tawa kin izi fɔ yuz ɛn dɛn kin protɛkt am. So natin nɔ de fɔ kɔmplen bɔt di motoka.
  Ɛn di kanɔn de ala. Di British dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi de trowe dɛn wɛpɔn dɛn ɛn sɔrɛnda. Di asɔlt pan Gibraltar de rili fast.
  Di multi-purpose TA-152, we na wan evolushɔn fɔ di Focke-Wulf, de tek pat bak pan di fɛt dɛn.
  Girls dɛn bin de apia bak na di nyu jɛnɛreshɔn fɔ atak plen dɛn.
  Na tru se gyal pikin dɛn na di wɔman dɛn we kin fred pas ɔlman ɛn we kin wok fayn pas ɔlman.
  TA-152 na pɔsin we ebul fɔ du bɔku tin. Ɛn i gɛt spid, manejmɛnt ɛn wɛpɔn dɛn.
  Na wan ɔda gyal we wɛr bikini na di ed de go dayv. I de drɔp bɔm ɛn laf:
  - Mi na kɔni fɔks ɛn a no bɔku tin bɔt layf.
  Wan ɔda biutiman pik ɛn ansa se:
  - Ɛn di animal we rili bad na di fasist monsta wulf!
  Ɛn i wink, sho in strɔng wayt tit dɛn.
  Warrior girls rili so sexy. Dɛn kin ple trik wit bɔku fayn fayn man dɛn. Ɛn dɛn nɔ go mis di chans fɔ mek lɔv. Di gyal pikin dɛn kin poz dɛnsɛf bad bad wan.
  Di Sturmtiger de wok bak na Gibraltar. Wan motoka we dɛn mek bay di Tayga, bɔt we gɛt bɔm lansa. I kin rili pwɛl ɛn i kin wok fayn.
  Ɛn gyal pikin dɛn de sidɔm pan am bak. Ɛn bak klos to nekɛd ɛn barefut. Ɛn fayn fayn dɛbul dɛn.
  Di rεnj כf tεknכlכji we de ya strכng. Di Jamani pipul dɛn de tray bak di "Bear" wit 310-mm howitzer. Ɛn sɔm ɔda kayn wɛpɔn dɛn. Dɛn gɛt tin dɛn we de mek dɛn denja.
  Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ win dis kayn ami izi wan.
  Albina flay go insay di siti we gɛt fɔt ɛn i de ala se:
  - Bihayn di Third Reich na mawnten dɛn de!
  Alvina se wit frenzi wamat se:
  - Ɛn di sho dɛn go bi wi yon!
  Dɔn i tek am ɛn stɔp in tɔŋ. Dis na di we aw i lɛk in kɔntri.
  Albina de his wit wayl pathos:
  - Mi na agresiv rod!
  Alvina kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk, it:
  - Yu nɔ ebul ivin jomp ɔf mi!
  Afta we Jibraltar bin fɔdɔm, di Nazi dɛn bigin fɔ go insay Mɔrokɔ. Ɛn muv rawnd Afrika fast fast pasmak.
  Churchill bin rili panik. Naw di trɛtin fɔ win di wɔ wit di Tɔd Rayk bin de kam rial mɔ ɛn mɔ. Di Nazi dɛn bin gɛt pawa.
  Ɛn tank ɛn plen dɛn we strɔng pas am. No we nɔ de fɔ mek wi nɔ gri wit sɔntin lɛk dis.
  Ɛn fɔ tru, gyal pikin dɛn kin rili ɛp fɔ fɛt.
  Na ya di lijen 4 bare-leg gyal pikin dɛn de rɔn along di hot dɛzat san. Ɛn wan ples we rili wam kin bɔn dɛn il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn fut dɛn fut rili fayn wit wan fayn kɔba. Warrior gyal pikin dɛn kin fani.
  Ɛn na so dɛn bigin fɔ dɔnawe wit di Arab pipul dɛn.
  Natasha trowe wan kaktus nidul wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  I nak di Arab in yay ɛn siŋ se:
  - Mi na di gyal we go swip ɔlman!
  Zoya kin lans sɔntin bak we kin mek i sɔprayz wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i kil di Arab pipul dɛn, afta dat i se:
  - Na trivial se wi go win!
  Ɛn i de sho in tit dɛn.
  Trowe bare finga di deadly projɛkt ɛn Ɔgɔstin. Ɛn na di sem we i go tek am ɛn his:
  - Wi ɛnimi dɛn nɔ go stɔp wi!
  Svetlana bin trowe di pwɛl pwɛl bak wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin de chirp:
  - Wi go win di vastness of di universe!
  Natasha bin trowe wan grenade wit di fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin na in fut we tan ɛn i bin de swɛt, ɛn sho in tit dɛn:
  - Boots sparkle pan di mach!
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn bigin fɔ kɔt di Beduin dɛn wit sab. Di wɔri pipul dɛn rili kul ɛn dɛn kin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nekɛd. Ɛn i rili prɛktikal fɔ de nekɛd. Na jɔs aerobatics nɔmɔ.
  Ɔgɔstin bin krɔs di Arab pipul dɛn. Ɛn i mɛmba Pɔt Atɔ. Dɔn ɔltin bin de hang na di ɛj. Ɛn a bin gɛt fɔ fes di pawa we di Jepan gɛt we nɔbɔdi nɔ go biliv. In dis kes wit wan ninja. Na dɛn sojaman dɛn ya nɔmɔ we wi nɔ bin de si bin ebul fɔ tek Maunt Vysokaya ɛn tɔn di tayd we di siej bin de. Ɔs, Rɔshia nɔ bin ebul fɔ win da tɛm de. Di fɔlt bin bi mɔ bikɔs ɔf Kuropatkin, we bin tɔn to kɔmanda we nɔ impɔtant.
  Ɛn di day we Admiral Makarov day bin rili ɛp am.
  Di wayl animal we gɛt rɛd ia shot di Arab pipul dɛn ɛn kɔt dɛn wit sɔd. Da sem tɛm de, a bin tray fɔ imajin wetin fɔ dɔn apin if Rɔshia nɔ bin lɔs da wɔ de we bin kil pipul dɛn.
  Afta we dɛn bin win Jepan ɛn sɔrɛnda, Rɔshia bin mek in pozishɔn strɔng na Chaena. Di pawa we Tsa Nikolas II bin gɛt bin de go bifo. I bin bi rula we bɔku pipul dɛn lɛk. Ɛn no rivɔlɔshɔn nɔ bin de.
  Rɔshia bin de gɛt mɔni kwik kwik wan. Mɔngolia, Manchuria, Koria, ɛn di Kuril chen bin kam fɔ bi pat pan di ɛmpaya. Dɛn bin mek Zheltorossiya. Dɛn bin de mek wan ɛmpaya.
  Di ivintɛm bifo di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ, di Tsarist ami bin gɛt layt tank dɛn we dɛn kɔl "Luna"-2 ɛn ebi ebi bɔm dɛn we dɛn kɔl "Ilya Muromets". Ɛn i bin go insay di wɔ bikɔs i bin strɔng ɛn i bin gɛt kɔnfidɛns. Dɛn bin win di Jamani ɛn di Turk dɛn kwik kwik wan, ɛn di kiŋdɔm bin go bifo mɔ ɛn mɔ. Dɛn bin mek wan kɔlishin we dɛn kɔl tsarist.
  Ɔgɔstin bin nud di Arab in chin wit in bare il ɛn grin. I kam fɔ no se di tsarist Rɔshia go dɔn win di wan ol wɔl ɛn bi wan big pawa, sɔntɛm na di wangren pawa.
  Svetlana snap ɛn siŋ wan mil wit tu sɔd, ɛn swɛt:
  - Wi go bi di wan dɛn we strɔng pas ɔlman na di wɔl!
  Ɛn we i dɔn kɔt di Arab dɛn apat, i tɔk bak se:
  - Wi go sok ɔl wi ɛnimi dɛn na di tɔylɛt!
  Natasha bin de gigl ɛn swɛt:
  - I nɔ fayn fɔ mɛmba tɔylɛt!
  Ɛn di blant gyal go laf!
  Di sojaman dɛn bin pwɛl dɛn yon Arab pipul dɛn. Dɛn bin de trowe grenade wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn dɛn bin de swɛt to dɛnsɛf.
  Zoya, we bin de krɔs di ɛnimi, se:
  - Wi nyu wɔl, tek am se na nɛt!
  Ɛn i go rili laf!
  Ɔgɔstin bin tink bɔt dat. Afta Tsa Nikolas II, wetin go bi di kiŋdɔm? Eh, di Romanovs na pawaful kiŋ dɛn.
  Na ya i bin imajin di fiuja... Rɔshia ɛn di ɔda Entente pawa dɛn bin sheb di Midul Is, Turkey, Iran, Afganistan ɛn Chaina. Wan stebul sityueshɔn dɔn kɔmɔt.
  Rɔshia dɔn bi di kɔntri we big pas ɔlman. Hitler bin kam na Jamani, bɔt i nɔ bin gɛt maynd fɔ put an pan di pawa. Tsa Nikolas II bin rul te to 1937. In administreshɔn bin tɔn to di wan we bin gɛt sakrifays pas ɔl di ɔda wan dɛn na Rɔshia ɛn wan pan di wan dɛn we bin lɔng pas ɔl.
  Dɔn, Kirill Romanov bin rul fɔ jɔs wan ia. Bɔt i day... Dɔn Vladimir Romanov bin sidɔm na di tron. Na in na di tɔd kiŋ we gɛt di nem Vladimir.
  Hitler nɔ ɛva kɔmɔt na di kev. Rɔshia bin dɔn fɔ win Chaina ɛn Jepan. Dɔn, di British Ɛmpaya bigin fɔ wik. Ɛn India bigin fɔ fɛt fɔ gɛt in yon indipɛndɛns.
  Dɔn Rɔshia bin ɛp Briten fɔ kip India. Bɔt fɔ tɔn bak, Pakistan ɛn di sawt pat na Iran bin bi pat pan di tsarist ɛmpaya. Rɔshia bin dɔn ebul fɔ go na di Indian Oshɔn. Ɛn dat na fayn tin!
  Di Indus Riva bin tɔn to Rɔshian.
  Smɔl smɔl, di kiŋ in ɛmpaya bin nyu. Tsar Vladimir di Tɔd bin chenj ɛn rifɔm di Ɔtodɔks. Dɛn bin mek ɛni Rɔshian rayt fɔ gɛt 4 wɛf dɛn we di lɔ se. Dis bin bi bikɔs ɔf di tru tin we se, as di ɛmpaya bin de bɔku, i bin de ridyus di pasɛnt pan di pipul dɛn we bin de na Rɔshia. Ɛn so naw di Rɔshian dɛn tek fɔrina uman dɛn ɛn du di asimilɛshɔn na di ɔdasay dɛn.
  Dɔn Vladimir bin kansel di fast dɛn, ɛn instead fɔ mek dɛn nel am pan di krɔs, i bin tɛl fɔ mek dɛn mek Kolovrat.
  Sɔm pan di oli wan dɛn na Ushakov, Suvorov, Pita di Gret, Ivan di Terrible, Nikolas II, Alɛgzanda di Sɛkɔn ɛn bɔku ɔda wan dɛn.
  Dɛn bin mek ɔda chenj dɛn bak. Na mɔtalman, insay di yunifom ɛn di kasɔk. We Vladimir bin de dɔn fɔ rul, i bin ivin tɛl di prist dɛn fɔ kɔt dɛn ia. Rɔshia dɔn go bifo bak na Afrika. Ijipt, afta di pipul dɛn we bin tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt ɛn di Rɔshian ami bin stɔp am, insɛf bin bi kiŋ in provins.
  Afta we Vladimir III day insay 1992, afta fifti-fo ia we i dɔn rul fɔ lɔng tɛm pas ɔl, in pikin frɔm in sɛkɔn wɛf, Maykɛl di Sɛkɔn, bin sidɔm na di tron. Bay dis tɛm, di wɔl bin dɔn de na di spes ɛn i bin gɛt nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn.
  Di kɔntri we big pas ɔl na di wɔl we i kam pan pipul dɛn, ikɔnomi ɛn teritɔri na Tsarist Rɔshia.
  Ɔgɔstin tek ɛn kɔt di Arab in ed - i de chirping:
  - Wi nɔto Ju pipul dɛn!
  Ɛn i muf in bare il to di nos.
  Di Arab gyal pikin dɛn bin bit dɛn wit frenzi. Di gyal pikin dɛn bin kɔt ɛn kɔt dɛnsɛf. Dɛn bin smash insay wan row.
  Svetlana bin krɔs wit di wamat we lɛpad bin vɛks. Ɛn da kayn gyal pikin de fayn ɛn i nɔ gɛt fut, i rili fayn.
  Di titi ala se:
  - A go krɔs yu!
  Ɔgɔstin tek am ɛn chip se:
  - A go smash yu!
  Ɛn ɔl di gyal pikin dɛn ala wit wanwɔd se:
  - Yu de gi kɔmyunizim na Rɔshia.
  Di Arab resistans bin tɔn to wik ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn rɔnawe bak tru di dɛzat. Ɛn di Arabian dɛzat na di wan we de bɔn pas ɔl, ɛn i de friz ɔlman we de fala wan row wit in hot sand. Bɔt i nɔ go ebul fɔ du bad to gyal pikin dɛn.
  Natasha bigin bak fɔ tink bɔt sɛns.
  Wi ansa to dis kwɛstyɔn nɔ go jɔs afɛkt wi rilayshɔn wit di Baybul ɛn di ples we i de na wi layf, bɔt i go afɛkt bak wi destiny we go de sote go. If di Baybul na Gɔd in Wɔd fɔ tru, dat min se wi fɔ valyu am, stɔdi am, abop pan am, ɛn fala in gayd. If di Baybul na Gɔd in Wɔd, dat min se we wi nɔ pe atɛnshɔn to am, wi nɔ de pe atɛnshɔn to Gɔd insɛf.
  Natasha bin nak di skɔpiɔn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn kɔntinyu fɔ tink.
  Di tru we Gɔd gi wi di Baybul na pruf ɛn ɛgzampul fɔ sho se i lɛk wi. Di wɔd "rivɛleshɔn" min se Gɔd sho insɛf to mɔtalman ɛn tɔk bɔt aw wi go gɛt tayt padi biznɛs wit am. Na tru di Divayn rivyu we de insay di Baybul nɔmɔ wi no dis. Ɛn pan ɔl we dis we aw Gɔd sho insɛf na di Baybul bin tek lɛk 1500 ia so, i bin gɛt ɔl wetin i nid ɔltɛm fɔ mek mɔtalman lan bɔt Gɔd ɛn kam nia am mɔ ɛn mɔ. If di Baybul na Gɔd in Wɔd fɔ tru, dat min se na in na di las pɔsin we gɛt fɔ du wit fet, rilijɔn, ɛn gud abit.
  Ɛn bak Natasha bin nak di insɛkt wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Aw wi go no if di Baybul na tru tru Gɔd in Wɔd ɔ na jɔs gud buk? Aw i difrɛn frɔm ɔda rilijɔn buk dɛn we dɛn dɔn ɛva rayt? Yu tink se pruf de fɔ sho se di Baybul na mɛsej we Gɔd de tɛl wi fɔ tru?
  Di blant gyal shek in ed.
  Wi nɔ gɛt wan dawt fɔ se di Baybul kɔl insɛf Gɔd in Wɔd! Dis de sho klia wan frɔm skripchɔ dɛn lɛk Sɛkɛn Lɛta To Timoti 3: 15-17 we se: "Frɔm we yu smɔl, yu dɔn no di oli skripchɔ dɛn, we go mek yu gɛt sɛns fɔ sev bikɔs yu gɛt fet pan Krays Jizɔs. Na Gɔd inspɛkt ɔl di Skripchɔ dɛn ɛn i fayn fɔ tich, fɔ kɔrɛkt pɔsin, fɔ kɔrɛkt pɔsin, fɔ tren pɔsin fɔ du wetin rayt, so dat Gɔd in man go ful-ɔp, ɛn i go ebul fɔ du ɛni gud wok."
  Natasha bin shek in bɔdi we nɔ gɛt natin wit skarlet nipples.
  Fɔ ansa wi kwɛstyɔn dɛn, wi fɔ tink bɔt di pruf dɛn we de insay ɛn di tin dɛn we de na do fɔ sho se di Baybul na tru tru Gɔd in Wɔd. Intanɛnt pruf na dɛn stetmɛnt dɛn we wi kin fɛn insɛf, we de sho se i kɔmɔt frɔm Gɔd. Wan pan dɛn pruf dɛn de na di wanwɔd we de na di Baybul. Pan ɔl we di Baybul gɛt 66 difrɛn buk dɛn, we dɛn rayt na tri kɔntinɛnt dɛn, insay tri difrɛn langwej dɛn, fɔ lɛk 1,500 ia so, we pas 40 pipul dɛn we rayt buk dɛn we bin de pan difrɛn difrɛn soshal klas dɛn rayt, i stil bi wan buk frɔm di biginin te to di ɛnd . Dis wanwɔd nɔ gɛt wanwɔd ɛn i pruv se na Gɔd mek pipul dɛn rayt in yon wɔd dɛn.
  Natasha twist insay wan sɔmsal ɛn i swɛt se: "Rɛd Ami"!
  Di nɛks pruf we de insay de na di ditayla prɔfɛsi dɛn we dɛn rayt insay in pej dɛn. Di Baybul gɛt bɔku bɔku ditayl prɛdikshɔn dɛn bɔt di fiuja fɔ ɔl tu di wan wan siti ɛn neshɔn dɛn, inklud Izrɛl, ɛn fɔ ɔl mɔtalman ɛn di kam we di Mɛsaya go kam - we go fri nɔto jɔs di Ju pipul dɛn, bɔt ɔl di wan dɛn we biliv pan am. Nɔto lɛk di tin dɛn we ɔda rilijɔn buk dɛn ɔ Nostradamus bin dɔn tɔk, pipul dɛn kin difrɛn frɔm di tin dɛn we di Baybul tɔk bɔt di tin dɛn we dɛn tɔk bɔt ɛn bikɔs dɛn kin apin ɔltɛm. I pas 300 prɔfɛsi dɛn bɔt Jizɔs Krays insay di Ol Tɛstamɛnt. Dɛn nɔ bin jɔs tɔk bɔt usay I go bɔn ɛn insay us famili, bɔt dɛn bin tɔk bak bɔt aw I go day ɛn us de I go gɛt layf bak. Di wangren tin we mek sɛns fɔ ɛksplen wetin mek dɛn prɔfɛsi ya kam tru na dat Gɔd kɔmɔt frɔm dɛn. No ɔda rilijɔn buk nɔ de we gɛt di say ɛn di kayn prɔfɛsi dɛn we di Baybul tɔk bɔt.
  Natasha, as Komsomol mɛmba we nɔ gɛt fut, bin fil fɔni.
  Di tɔd pruf we de insay di Baybul na di spɛshal pawa ɛn pawa we di Baybul gɛt. Pan ɔl we dis agyumɛnt de tɔk mɔ bɔt pɔsin pas di wan dɛn we bin de bifo, i stil de agyu tranga wan fɔ sɔpɔt di Baybul we kɔmɔt frɔm Gɔd. No ɔda buk nɔ de na di wɔl we gɛt da kayn pawa de. Bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn dɔn chenj we dɛn rid di Baybul: dɛn dɔn pul di wan dɛn we de tek drɔgs frɔm adikshɔn, dɛn dɔn chenj di wan dɛn we de du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit ɔda pipul dɛn, dɛn dɔn chenj di kriminal dɛn we dɔn tranga wan, di wan dɛn we de sin dɔn ripɛnt, ɛn di wan dɛn we de et pipul dɛn dɔn gɛt lɔv. Na bikɔs di Baybul na tru tru Gɔd in Wɔd, na in mek i chenj pipul dɛn da kayn we de.
  Natasha split di kɔblɛs wit in il we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Lɛ wi tɔk bɔt di pruf dɛn we de na do fɔ sho se di Baybul kɔmɔt frɔm Gɔd. Wan pan dɛn na di kɔrɛkt we aw di Baybul tɔk bɔt istri. Di tin dɛn we bin apin insay di istri we di Baybul tɔk bɔt, sho se i kɔrɛkt ɛn na tru. Wit di ɛp we di tin dɛn we dɛn dɔn fɛn ɛn ɔda tin dɛn we dɛn dɔn fɛn na di Baybul, dɔn pruv bɔku tɛm se di mɛsej dɛn we de na di Baybul kɔrɛkt. Infakt, ɔl di tin dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn fɛn ɛn di tin dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn fɛn bɔt istri we de sɔpɔt di Baybul, mek i bi di buk we dɛn rayt pas ɔl di ɔda buk dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn rayt trade trade. Ɛn di we aw i de sho di tin dɛn we bin apin insay istri kɔrɛkt wan we pɔsin kin chɛk fɔ si if i rili bi, na fɔ sho se i na tru bɔt ɔl tu di tin dɛn we gɛt fɔ du wit rilijɔn ɛn di tichin dɛn, ɛn i de sho bak se fɔ tru, na Gɔd in Wɔd.
  Natasha du triplɛ sɔmsɔlt ɛn swɛt se: "Biliv am ɔ nɔ biliv am!"
  Wan ɔda pruf we de na do na di ɔnɛs we mɔtalman we rayt am. Gɔd dɔn yuz difrɛn pipul dɛn fɔ briŋ in Wɔd to wi. We wi tink bɔt dɛn pipul ya layf, wi nɔ gɛt ɛni rizin fɔ tink se dɛn nɔ ɔnɛs ɔ dɛn nɔ gɛt wanwɔd. Dat dɛn bin rɛdi fɔ day (bɔku tɛm na day we de mek dɛn fil pen) fɔ dɛn fet de pruv to wi se dɛn pipul ya na bin ɔnɛs pipul dɛn we rili biliv wetin Gɔd se. Di wan dɛn we rayt di Nyu Tɛstamɛnt, ɛn bɔku bɔku ɔda pipul dɛn we biliv ( Fɔs Lɛta Fɔ Kɔrint 15: 6 ), nɔ bin gɛt wan dawt bɔt di tru tin we dɛn mɛsej de tɔk bikɔs dɛn bin de nia Jizɔs Krays ɛn dɛn bin si am afta i gɛt layf bak. Ɛn we wi mit Jizɔs we dɔn gɛt layf bak, dat bin rili afɛkt dɛn pipul ya layf. Dɛn bin kɔmɔt we dɛn bin de ayd wit fred to pipul dɛn we bin rɛdi fɔ day fɔ di mɛsej we Gɔd bin dɔn tɛl dɛn. Dɛn layf ɛn day de sho se di Baybul na Gɔd in Wɔd.
  Ɛn na ya Natasha nɔ bin gri, bikɔs dɛn day fɔ Stalin ɛn Lɛnin.
  Di las pruf we de na do fɔ sho se di Baybul kɔmɔt frɔm Gɔd na dat i nɔ pɔsibul fɔ pwɛl am. Bikɔs di Baybul gɛt pawa fɔ afɛkt pipul dɛn ɛn i de tɔk se na Gɔd kɔmɔt, pipul dɛn dɔn atak di Baybul ɛn tray fɔ pwɛl am pas ɛni ɔda buk na di wɔl. Frɔm di Roman kiŋ dɛn lɛk Dayɔklitian, te to di kɔmyunis rula dɛn, to di wan dɛn we nɔ biliv se Gɔd de tide ɛn di wan dɛn we nɔ biliv se Gɔd de, di Baybul dɔn win ɛn liv pas ɔl in ɛnimi dɛn, ɛn tide i stil bi di buk we bɔku pipul dɛn de sheb ɛn rid pas ɔlman na di wɔl.
  Natasha wit in leg dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, i bin nak wan big spayda ɛn laf.
  Fɔ lɔng lɔng tɛm naw, pipul dɛn we nɔ biliv di Baybul dɔn de trit di Baybul lɛk lay lay buk, bɔt akiɔlɔjik dɔn pruv se di istri rayt. Di wan dɛn we de agens am kin kɔl di tin dɛn we i de tich fɔs ɛn ol tin, bɔt in gud abit dɛn ɛn in lɔ dɛn kin afɛkt di kɔntri ɛn kɔlchɔ dɛn ɔlsay na di wɔl fayn fayn wan. Dis buk dɔn chenj bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn layf ɛn kɔlchɔ fɔ tu tawzin ia. Pan ɔl we sayɛns, sayɛns, sayɛns ɛn pɔlitiks de kɔntinyu fɔ atak am, i stil bi tru ɛn impɔtant tide lɛk we dɛn rayt am. Di kɔrɛkt we aw di Baybul kɔrɛkt ɛn nɔ chenj, we stil de pan ɔl we dɛn dɔn tray fɔ pwɛl ɔ chenj am, de sho se dɛn jɔs de sɔpɔt di we aw pipul dɛn de tɔk se na Gɔd in Wɔd fɔ tru. Dis nɔ fɔ sɔprayz wi, bikɔs Jizɔs insɛf bin se, "Ɛvin ɛn di wɔl go pas, bɔt mi wɔd dɛn nɔ go pas" ( Mak 13: 31 ). Naw we wi dɔn tink bɔt dis pruf, wi kin biliv tranga wan se di Baybul na Gɔd in Wɔd fɔ tru.
  Natasha swɛt se: "Wɛl, una jɔs tan lɛk pɔlitiks pipul dɛn, una de lay, bɔt so kɔnvinsin!"
  Girls bin ron kross di Saudi desert wit dem panti. Dɛn so fayn ɛn dɛn kin mek pɔsin want fɔ du sɔntin wit tin wes ɛn wayd hip. Dɛn kin gɛt da kayn gladi at de ɛn dɛn kin gɛt bɔku mami ɛn dadi biznɛs.
  Natin nɔ de we fayn pas dɛn gyal pikin ya. Ɛn dɛn fayn fayn tin dɛn so majik ɛn di sem tɛm atletik, agresiv, bɔs wit trɛnk ɛn wɛlbɔdi.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn de rɔn ɛn grin.
  Natasha bin notis se:
  - In jɔnal, di tru tin we se dɛn bin de pablish di Baybul bɔku bɔku wan nɔ de mek i bi Gɔd in wɔd. Semweso, di wok dɛn we Lenin dɔn gɛda nɔ de tɔk se na Gɔd in rivyu, pan ɔl we dɛn de ɔlsay.
  Ɔgɔstin bin gri se:
  - Fɔ tru, na so! Ɛn dɛn bin de pablish Main Kaif insay big big edishɔn dɛn. Bɔt insay di Baybul, bɔku difrɛn bad bad tin dɛn de we dɛn kin du ɛn bad bad tin dɛn we dɛn kin du. - Di dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia bin vɛks ɛn pres wan stɛl insay di san. - Ɛn dis ɔl na Gɔd in nem!
  Svetlana bin gri wit dis:
  - Fɔ tru, dis na stupiditi! Ɛn aw bɔku pipul dɛn, ɛn ivin pipul dɛn we de wɔship Gɔd, biliv di Baybul!
  Zoya bin gi advays se:
  - Ɛn as Lenin bin se: insay kɔntradikshɔn dɛn de dayalɛktik yuniti!
  Svetlana bin laf se:
  - Yes, na tru! Wanwɔd we kɔmplit!
  Di titi bin fil se i de ivin bi sɔm kayn we fɔ mek pɔsin laf. Na Komsomol mɛmba dɛn de tɔk bɔt di Baybul. Ɛn se dɛn nɔ gɛt natin we intrestin pas dis.
  Natasha bin swɛt ɛn tɔk se:
  - Di Bolshevik dɛn se Gɔd nɔ de! Ɛn laytin nɔ bin de ren pan dɛn! Ɛn we dɛn bɔn di Katidral fɔ Krays di Seviɔ, di skay nɔ bin fɔdɔm!
  Ɔgɔstin bin de gigl ɛn grɔmbul:
  - Wi go mek sɔntin we go mek ɔda jɛnɛreshɔn dɛn shek!
  Svetlana bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Shɔ!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn ovatak di Layɔn tank as dɛn de rɔn. Dis motoka bin fiba di Panther, i bin jɔs big. Ɛn fɔ tru, di kaliba we di gɔn gɛt, rili wɔndaful. Di Rɛd Ami nɔ bin gɛt tɛm fɔ fɛt wit di "Layɔn".
  Natasha luk di motoka ɛn tɔk wit pawa se:
  - Dis nɔto mirekul wɛpɔn atɔl!
  Zoya bin gri se:
  - Nɔto mirekul...
  Ɔgɔstin bin snor wit disgres se:
  - Somtin we dem no fit kol gud tank. Ɛn wan dia dia motoka, ɛn ebi, ɛn klɔmsi... Ɛn wetin mek i nid da kayn pawaful gɔn de?
  Svetlana bin tɔk fayn fayn wan se:
  - If nɔmɔ i bin gɛt strɔng klos! Ɛn ivin dis nɔ de!
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn bin de laf wit disgres. Afta dat dɛn bigin fɔ spin insay sɔmsalt.
  Natasha bin sabi fɔ trowe wan ston wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I nak di Arab in yay ɛn cooed:
  - No big yunivas nɔ de na di wɔl pas wi blu Wɔl!
  Ɛn i sho in tɔŋ.
  Zoya bin gi advays se:
  - Wi go rul di wɔl fɔ kɔmyunizim sote go! Ɛn liv yu layf we yu nɔ no di ɛnd!
  Ɔgɔstin bin tɔk bak wit sɛns se:
  - If, fɔ tru, kɔmyunizim win!
  Svetlana bin kɔnfɔm agresiv wan se:
  - If di ol wɔl tɔn rɛd!
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn bigin fɔ du sɔmsalt.
  Natasha bin tink se...
  I bin mɛmba wetin dɛn bin de rayt na buk dɛn we de tɔk bɔt rilijɔn.
  Lɔng tɛm dɔn pas... bɔku ia bifo... di Protɛstant chɔch dɛn bin de rut di heresy. Dɛn biliv se dɛn dɔn rili ebul fɔ du dis. Protɛstant dɛn bin pul di lay lay tichin dɛn. Bɔt i rili strenj se we dɛn bin de fɛt di lay lay tichin, dɛn nɔ bin krɔs am wit di ɛp we di trut de ɛp dɛn, dɛn nɔ bin win am wit Gɔd in Wɔd, bifo dat, dɛn pul di kɔnsɛpt fɔ lay lay tichin, ɛn pul di kɔnsɛpt fɔ trut we nɔ gɛt wan bɔt. If no trut nɔ de, dat min se no lay lay tɔk nɔ go de. If no trut nɔ de we nɔ de shek, so no mistek we klia nɔ go de. If ɔltin alaw ɛn di Baybul lɔ dɛn nɔ min natin, ɔ na advays nɔmɔ, ɔ, if i fayn, dɛn ikwal to di lɔ dɛn we ɔda rilijɔn buk dɛn de gi, den yu kin biliv ɛnitin we yu want, dat min se no trut nɔ de we nɔ de chenj ɛn, dat mek , pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ gɛt wan lay lay tichin we nɔ gɛt wan dawt. So, dɛn bin dɔnawe wit di lay lay tɔk dɛn wit di we aw pipul dɛn bin de tink se na tru. Ɛn naw pis de bitwin di tradishɔnal fri Protɛstant dinomineshɔn dɛn pan ɔltin. Na dat mek mi sɛmin na Kalvin in Katidral na Jɛnɛva bin rili fayn. Di katidral bin ful-ɔp te i ful-ɔp, insay ɛn na do. Ɛn a opin Gɔd in Wɔd na dis chɔch fɔ di fɔs tɛm, wi tink, insay 30 ia, fɔ gi wan sɛmin we rili biys pan Skripchɔ. Ɛn di las tin we bin impɔtant na dis katidral, we dɛn kɔl Kristian Protɛstant katidral, na wan Budist tɔk... wan Budist tɔk. Dis bin wok sɔm we fɔ wi, bikɔs we dɛn invayt mi fɔ prich, dɛn bin se if ministri de fɔ Budist dɛn, wetin mek wi nɔ gɛt ministri fɔ di Baybul. So a tink se di Budist dɛn, insay wan we, bin rɛdi di rod fɔ wi.
  Natasha bin aks Ɔgɔstin se:
  - Aw yu fil bɔt Budis?
  Di dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia ansa wit ɔl in at se:
  - Yes, nɔto rili fayn... Budist dɛn kin prich asceticism, abstinence, monasticism, ɛn ivin fɔ dis dɛn nɔ de prɔmis ɛvin. Bɔt a want wan harem ɛn wan tawzin fayn fayn yɔŋ man dɛn as man!
  Natasha bin laf ɛn tɔk se:
  - Ɛn wetin bɔt jɔs wan tawzin?
  Ɔgɔstin bin sho in tit ɛn i bin de grɔmbul se:
  - Nɔ, wan milyɔn, dat go ivin bɛtɛ!
  Ɛn di dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia bin imajin aw wan ol krawd bin de bit am. Eh, i gud fɔ mek dɛn pul yu klos, flog, wit yu bare il we dɛn rost pan di rɛk.
  Ɛn fɔ mek dɛn bit dɛn, bit dɛn, ɛn bit sɔm mɔ! Ɛn di wayt-ɔt tong dɛn bin chɛr di bɔdi ɛn di nipples.
  Dat go rili mek wi gladi.
  Ɔgɔstin bin gi advays wit di zil we taygres gɛt se:
  - Mek wi siŋ, gyal pikin dɛm!
  Svetlana bin gri se:
  - Yes, of course, wi go sing!
  Ɛn di 4 pipul dɛn we nɔ gɛt leg ɛn we bin lɛf smɔl fɔ nekɛd bin de siŋ:
  Wi de rɔn barefut tru di dɛzat, .
  Wi gyal pikin dem so dashing...
  Yu nɔ go fos wi fɔ bi slev, .
  Afta ɔl, dis na di tin we de mek pɔsin gɛt fridɔm!
  
  Wi kin win wan dash wɔ, .
  Defeat di hordes of fascism wan tɛm...
  Ɛn i nɔ nid fɔ tɔk bad bɔt Setan, .
  Na bikɔs di bɔku bɔku kɔmyunizim!
  
  I nɔ go brok di Nazi dɛn but, .
  Ɛn gyal pikin dɛn nɔ de fred faya...
  Wi go gɛt wan silabɔd we rili gɛt sɛns, .
  Faya go de sote go fɔ kɔmyunizim!
  
  Nɔ giv-ɔp to di ɛnimi, .
  Wi kain, swit pikin dem...
  A go bɛn di fasist dɛn insay wan ak, .
  Gladi at go de na di wan ol planɛt!
  
  Di wɔl so rili kɔmplikt naw,
  Fasist hordes de advans...
  Bɔt ɔltin go tɔn to tɔp klas, .
  Di titi luk so praud!
  
  Wi de rɔn barefut tru di sno we de rɔn, .
  Di sno de bɔn di gyal pikin dɛn il...
  Wan rili tranga fasist gɔvmɛnt, .
  Bot mek wi pas, a biliv in kwin soon!
  
  No fayn fayn valiant kɔntri nɔ de igen, .
  Di gladi gladi we kɔmyunizim gɛt de shayn lɛk san...
  Wi gyal pikin dɛn na jɔs igl, .
  Mek wi bil kɔmyunizim na di planɛt!
  
  Wi kɔntri we rili strɔng, .
  I gɛt di big big lida we nem Kɔmrɛd Stalin.
  Ɛn Setan nɔ go rul, .
  Wi nerv dɛn jɔs de wit stɛl!
  
  Girls barefut pan wan snowdrift, .
  So, witout no timidity, dem step...
  Ɛn dɛn drayv di Fritz stret insay di kɔfin, .
  Fɔ liv na ɛvin tayp yunivas!
  
  Mi fayn fayn kɔntri usay a kɔmɔt, .
  Yu go de ɔnda di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn dɛn ban, .
  Stalin na fambul dɛn we de nia am, .
  Kɔl di monsta dɛn fɔ akɔntayn!
  
  Rɔshia go bi jɔs wan jayant, .
  Biliv mi, i go brok Hitler in bak...
  Afta ɔl, di Ras we pas ɔl na di Masta, .
  Ebɛl win, nɔto Ken!
  
  Mek wi bil kɔmyunizim rayt, wi, .
  Wi go rayz wi kɔntri ay pas di sta dɛn...
  Afta ɔl, gyal pikin dɛn na jɔs igl, .
  Wi Mama Land, Oli Rɔshia!
  
  No flag nɔ de we brayt pas wi yon, .
  No mɔ fayn fayn ban nɔ de fɔ kɔmyunizim...
  Dɛn hit di Fritz rayt na in yay, .
  Ɛn di Nazi dɛn dɔn gɛda rawnd di bɔkit!
  
  Gold na di wɔd fɔ di yɔŋ wan dɛn, .
  Bɔt sɔntɛm tin dɛn impɔtant pas ɔl...
  Frɔm gyal pikin dɛn strɔng fut we nɔ gɛt natin, .
  Mek wi bɔn nyu aidia!
  
  Di sistɛm we de go bifo pas ɔl go bi
  Pɔfɔm akt dɛn pan di yunivas...
  Yu na jɔs Nazi, .
  Pan ɔl we sɔntɛnde di prɔblɛm dɛn kin rili bad!
  
  Di Krauts no se yu nɔ go ebul fɔ brok di gyal pikin dɛn
  Nɔ fred dɛzat ɔ lava...
  I nɔ go te igen, Kɔmyunizim go bi May, 2019.
  Wi fɛt we nɔ gɛt ɛnd fɔ gɛt glori!
  
  
  IF ZYUGANOV NƆTO KƆWD
  Infakt, dis na wetin bin apin to Rɔshia if in istri bin dɔn go difrɛn smɔl. Na dis na di bifurcation point May 1999. If yu tink bɔt ɔmɔs mɔni dɛn bin put fɔ brib Stet Duma diputɛt dɛn, i go mɔs bi se dɛn nɔ bin tek di impeachment. Pan ɔl? Dat na di kwɛshɔn fɔ Zhirinovsky: wetin impɔtant pas ɔl - raytin ɔ mɔni? Pantap dat, vot na ilɛkshɔn na mɔni! Wetin na handout? I go bɔn insay di ilɛkshɔn kampen. So?
  Wel, mek wi se Zhirinovsky vot fo impeachment. Di Duma kin gɛda pas tu-tɛd pan di vot dɛn, ɛn dɛn kin disayd fɔ du sɔntin. Wail Yeltsin nɔ de kɔmɔt. Fɔs, di Suprim Kɔt fɔ tink bɔt di kes, dɔn di Fɛdareshɔn Kaɔnsil.
  Insai dis taim, di Stet Duma de tink abaut di kandidet of di praim minista. Di kɔmyunis dɛn bin jɔs vɛks: dɛn tek dɛn pozishɔn na di gɔvmɛnt. Ɛn i de mek pɔsin fred fɔ vot fɔ Stepashin afta dis kayn slap. Jɛnɛral wan, insay rial istri, di kɔmyunis dɛn bin gri fɔ di praymɛnt minista we dɛn nɔ bin fɛt. Wetin mek dis apin at fɔ tɔk... Oleg Rybachenko insɛf nɔ bin fɛn rɛshɔnal ɛksplen. Di kɔmyunis dɛn bin jɔs gɛt fɔ du sɔntin togɛda agens am. Na di sem tɛm, dɛn go pɔnish di LDPR fɔ we dɛn nɔ gri fɔ vot fɔ impeachment. Dɔn di Kɔmyunis Pati we de na di Rɔshian Fɛdareshɔn bin de na di say we pipul dɛn lɛk am. Ɛn bay Disɛmba rial kɔmpitishɔn dɛn kin apia. Ɛn dɛn bin apia na rial istri. Ɛspɛshali di Yuniti blɔk.
  Bɔt di kɔmyunis dɛn bin chikin ɛn dɛn nɔ bin ivin bargayn. Pan ɔl we dɛn bin gɛt rayt fɔ rijɛkt di kandidet tu tɛm witout ɛni fred. Sɔntɛm dɛn bin de fred se dɛn go ban di Kɔmyunis Pati? Bɔt dis nɔ go mek dɛn nɔ go na di vot as blɔk. Ɛn i go ivin ad pɔpulɛshɔn to di lɛft. Wetin influens dem so fo rial histri se di pati no ivin dea to rok di bot jos siks mun bifo di ilekshon?
  If ɛnitin, insay wan ɔda istri, di lɛft kin dɔn tray fɔ go ɔl-in. Ɛn dɛn bin gɛt chans fɔ gɛt bɛtɛ tin pas aw i bin de na rial istri.
  Bot mek wi se impeachment tek ples and Stepashin no konfam. Ɛn dɛn bin vot ɔl tri tɛm. Di Prɛsidɛnt nɔ gɛt rayt yet fɔ sɔlv di Duma. Bɔt di Suprim Kɔt nɔ gri wit di impeachment initiative bikɔs ɔf di absɛns ɔf lɔ usay ɔltin de rigul, inklud di prosidyushɔn.
  Dɛn kin pul di Stet Duma ɛn dɛn kin anɔys fɔ mek dɛn gɛt ilɛkshɔn fɔ di Duma kwik kwik wan. Dɛn nɔ gɛt tɛm fɔ mek dɛn gɛt wanwɔd. Di blɔk we Primakov, lɛft fɔs, LDPR, Yabloko de go na di ilɛkshɔn. ATP nɔ de kip kɔmpin wit di rɛjista. Di lɛft de mek big big bɛnifit. Fɔs ples wit big margin na di Zyuganov blɔk: "Fɔ Viktri," we gɛda pas tati fayv pasɛnt pan di vot dɛn. Primakov de na di sɛkɔn ples wit ettin pasɛnt. Di tɔd ples go to di LDPR, jɔs pas ilevin pasɛnt, di nɔmba 4 ples go to Yabloko, sɛvin pasɛnt. Pan ɔl di PR, i tan lɛk se pipul dɛn we lɛk fridɔm nɔ lɛk dɛn na Rɔshia. Di NDR nɔ bin mit di fayv pasɛnt barɛri.
  Di Duma tɔn aut fɔ bi ivin mɔ opɔzishɔn pas di wan we bin de bifo.
  Stepashin bin de hang pan snot... Di kɔs fɔ fɔrin polisi chenj sɔm. Milosevic, we bin no se pis wit di Wɛst, we dɛn transfa Kosovo, go bi pɔlitikal fɔ kil insɛf, we i kɔnt pan chenj pan pawa na Mɔsko, i bin shem ɛn i nɔ bin want fɔ giv ɔp. Di bɔm we dɛn bin de bɔm Yugoslavia bin stil de go bifo insay Jun ɛn Julay. Di Amɛrika pipul dɛn nɔ disayd yet fɔ atak na land, bikɔs dis go mek dɛn lɔs. Insay Ɔgɔst, di ɛya ɔpreshɔn agens Yugoslavia ɛn mɔ di grɔn fɔs dɛn bin kɔntinyu. Dɛn bin kam bak wit fɛt-fɛt pipul dɛn na Dagestan. Di tin bin wɔs... Ɛn wan sivil wɔ bin de kam na Mɔsko. Di praymɛnt minista nɔ dɔn kɔnfyus. Di Duma na mostly left-wing. I klia se Yeltsin nɔ wɛl... Fɔ dɔn, dɛn bin adopt wan kɔmprɔmis: Primakov ɛn Maslyakov kam bak, dɛn fɔm di gɔvmɛnt pan di bies fɔ wan palɛmint majoriti. Fɔ gi am bak, Yeltsin kin gɛt garanti fɔ mek i nɔ gɛt ɛnitin fɔ du wit am.
  Dɛn bin knock di militants na Dagestan, bɔt di atak pan Chechnya nɔ bigin. Primakov bin disayd nɔ fɔ put an pan wan wɔ we nɔ gɛt wan dawt na di Kɔkas, bɔt i bin sial di bɔda. Insay Chechnya sɛf, i nɔ tu te, wan wɔ we dɛn bin de fɛt bitwin dɛnsɛf bigin. Tri fɔs dɛn split: Maskhadov ɛn in tim, di Kadyrov ɛn Yamadayev, Shamil Basayev, Salman Raduev ɛn di Wahhabi. Di wɔ bin drɛg fɔ lɔng tɛm.
  Dɛn bin pik Primakov fɔ bi di nɛks prɛsidɛnt fɔ Rɔshia, ɔnda Praymɛnt Minista Zyuganov, ɛn Sɛktri fɔ di Sikyuriti Kaɔnsil Zhirinovsky. Di wɔ na Yugoslavia bin kɔntinyu fɔ sɔm tɛm. Amɛrika ɛn in padi dɛn nɔ ɛva disayd fɔ fɛt wɔ na land. Ɛn di ɛya wɔ: we tek bɔku mɔni ɛn we tek lɔng tɛm, dɔn taya. Bɔt Yugoslavia bin pwɛl ɛn i bin taya.
  Rɔshia bin gɛt mɔni bak. Di kɔntri bin de divɛlɔp. Na di nɛks Duma ilɛkshɔn, di kɔmyunis ɛn Primakov in blɔk dɛn bin mek dɛn pozishɔn strɔng mɔ, ɛn Yabloko bin flay pas di fayv pasɛnt barɛri. Di LDPR chenj in nem to Sɔshial Dimokratik, ɛn lɛk se i kɔntinyu fɔ gɛt in lɛvɛl.
  Dɛn bin pik Primakov fɔ sɛkɔn tɛm, ɛn Zyuganov bin kɔntinyu fɔ bi praymɛnt minista. Di prayz fɔ ɔyl dɔn go ɔp. Di US bin put an pan di wɔ na Afganistan ɛn Irak.
  Dɛn bin gɛt nyu palɛmint ilɛkshɔn. Zhirinovsky in pati bin gɛt sɔm damej, Primakov in blɔk bin wik, ɛn di kɔmyunis dɛn bin gɛda pas siksti fayv pasɛnt. Ɛn insay 2008, Zyuganov bin win di prɛsidɛnt ilɛkshɔn, we Primakov bin go insay wan ɔnaful ritayayeshɔn wit big big ɔnɔ. Bɔt Yeltsin ɛn Gɔbachev nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ laki. Dɛn bin arɛst dɛn ɛn mek wan sho trial. Fɔ sɛntɛns dɛn ɔl tu fɔ go na jel fɔ dɛn layf.
  Zyuganov bin bi di facto dikteta. Na di kɔmyunis dɛn bin de rul. I nɔ tu te, dɛn bin arɛst Zhirinovsky bak. Dɛn bin se i dɔn du kɔrɔpshɔn. Di ikɔmik sityueshɔn na Rɔshia bin wɔs fɔ sɔm tɛm di tɛm we di prɔblɛm bin de, bɔt afta dat i bin kam bak. Di kɔmyunis dɛn bin gɛt di nɛks palɛmint ilɛkshɔn we nɔ bin gɛt ɔda we fɔ du am ɛn dɛn bin win ɔl di sidɔm ples dɛn na di Duma, mɔ bikɔs dɛn bin kansel di ilɛkshɔn we gɛt wan mandat.
  Insay 2012, Zyuganov bin win 98 pasɛnt pan ilɛkshɔn we i nɔ bin gɛt ɛni kɔntes. Ɛn dɛn mek wan chenj to di kɔnstityushɔn fɔ pul di tu tɛm limit. Insay 2014, wan prɔblɛm bin kam. Maidan bin bɔn na Yukren. Dɔn di kɔmyunis dɛn bin tek Kraym, ɛn afta dat dɛn bin lid sojaman dɛn go na di sawt-ist pat na Yukren. Dɛn bin mek dɛn holdin dɛn bɔku. Insay 2015, di kɔmyunis kandidet bin win di ilɛkshɔn na Belarus. Ɛn dɛn bin gɛt rifrendum bak fɔ jɔyn Rɔshia. Insay 2016, dɛn bin pik Zyuganov fɔ di tɔd tɛm. Rilayshɔn wit di Wɛst na ɛnimi, wit Chaina we na alayns. Insay 2917, i lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn tek Kiev ɛn dɛn nɔ bin fɛt. Ɛn insay Me 2018, dɛn bin du wan ɔpreshɔn na Kazakhstan, ɛn dɛn bin tek siks rijyɔn dɛn na Rɔshia. Ɛn insay di fɔl insay 2018, dɛn bin put Wɛstin Yukren, wit Mɔldova, insay Rɔshia.
  Di rileshɔnship wit di Wɛst bin strɛs bak bikɔs ɔf Siria. So fɔ mek di USSR kam bak nɔ bin izi. Ɛn insay di spring insay 2019, wan ol man we nem Nazarbayev bin day, ɛn di Rɔshian ami bin tek ɔl di rijyɔn dɛn na Kazakhstan, ɛn i bin tan lɛk se dɛn nɔ bin fɛt. Insay 2020, di ol Zyuganov nɔ bin sav fɔ di nɔmba 4 tɛm ɛn i transfa pawa to Maksim Suraikin. Di nyu lida bigin fɔ du tin mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Insay 2021, di Rɔshian ami bin tek di ripablik dɛn na Sɛntral Eshia, ɛn insay 2022, Jɔjia ɛn Azaybayjan. Ɛn insay 2023, di Baltik stet dɛn ɛn Aminia. So, Suraikin bin dɔn fɔ ri-assembly di USSR ɛn dɛn bin win am bak fɔ bi sɛkɔn prɛsidɛnt tɛm insay 2024. Wi nɔ go dinay se di Kɔmyunis Pati de rul!
  Ɛn bak soshialism, di nashɔnal fɔm fɔ ɔna, de dominate. Ɛn di prayz dɛn jɔs de go dɔŋ. Ɛn di kɔntri de go bifo bad bad wan. Chaina bin fɔdɔm insay wan prɔblɛm ɛn i klia se i dɔn wik. Fo US fo 2020, Trump los di ilekshon to wan yong Democrat. Ɛn nɔto ɔltin gud de bak. Blak pipul dɛn mɔ de tɔn agens, Latin pipul dɛn de vɛks, no kol at nɔ de.
  Insay 2025, Rɔshia bin tek Polan ɛn Finland as di fɔs Rɔshian eria dɛn. Ɛn insay 2026, Rɔshia, we Suraikin bin de lid, bin tek advantej pan di trɔbul we bin de na Amɛrika, tek Alaska, ɛn ivin mek wan rifrendum bɔt di Anschluss de. Ɛn insay 2027, di Rɛd Ami bin ivin tek di Awayi Ayland dɛn. We bak na bin Rɔshia in yon wan tɛm.
  So, Maksim Suraikin bin anawns se dɛn dɔn dɔn fɔ gɛda di land dɛn we dɛn bɔn na Rɔshia. Ɛn i go du fɔ mek ɔda kɔntri dɛn gɛt wanwɔd wit Rɔshia.
  Wetin mek dɛn bin gɛt layf bak to di Wɔsaw Pakt ɛn di Kaɔnsil fɔ Mitɔl Ikɔnomik Ɛp? I bin gɛt wanwɔd na Yurop ɛn wan Chaina we wi notis se i wik. Pantap dat, Suraikin, we tek advantej pan di wikɛd we di Sɛlestial Ɛmpaya bin wik, i bin gi Pɔt Atɔ bak na Rɔshia insay 2028, ɛn i bin put Mɔngolia bak dairekt insay di Rɛd, Rɔshian Ɛmpaya. So, Rɔshia ɔnda Suraikin bin dɔn bi di wɔl hegemon. Ɛn kɔntri we soshialism we win, ɛn tumara bambay, kɔmyunizim.
  Bak insay 2020, di fɔs flay we wan Rɔshian man we de travul wit di skay bin flay fɔ go na Mas. Ɛn insay 2029, di Rɔshian dɛn bin go insay di sataylayt we nem Jupita.
  Suraikin bin ilɛkt insay 2028 fɔ di tɔd tɛm. Afta dat i bin anɔys se soshialism nid fɔ chenj pawa. Ɛn se i nɔ go bi dikteta fɔ layf. Ɛn se di USSR bin pwɛl bɔku pan di pawa we di ol pipul dɛn we bin de na di Politbiuro bin gɛt. Dat wi nid yɔŋ ɛn dinamik pɔsin we de na pawa.
  Maksim Suraikin bin gɛt rifrendum ɛn i bin mek wan limit fɔ di ej fɔ di prɛsidɛnt: i nɔ fɔ ol pas siksti fayv ia. Ɛn nɔ pas 4 tɛm. Ɛn nɔto insay wan row, bɔt absoliutli.
  Dis na disizhɔn we rili gɛt sɛns. Ɛn dɛn chenj di nem to di post fɔ Prɛsidɛnt Chairman. Fɔ mek yu go de nia di pipul dɛn mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  
  
  WƆL WƆ II WE NƆ DE END
  Di ia 1948 bin si di USSR insay wan tin we bin de mek pipul dɛn fred. Di Jamani dɛn bin rich na di Riga layn, along di Dvina Riva, dɔn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn rich na di Dnieper, ɛn along di Berezina Riva. Dɛn bin kech klos to ɔl di rayt-bank Yukren pas Kiev.
  Ɔl Yurop bin kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt na di say we Jamani de. Pantap dat, Franco, we na di edman fɔ Spen, ɛn Salazar, we na di dikteta na Pɔtyugal, ɔl tu bin bigin fɔ fɛt wɔ wit Rɔshia. Ɛn di Finland pipul dɛnsɛf opin dɛn frɔnt, ɛn Swidan sɛn volontia dɛn.
  Bɔt di tin bin tranga mɔ bikɔs Tɛki bin kam insay di wɔ. Naw wan ɔda frɔnt dɔn opin na Transkɔkasia. Plɛs, di Amɛrikan ɛn di British de ɛp ɛn ikɔnomik saplae di Wehrmacht - op fɔ blɔd ɔl tu di Yurop ɛn di USSR.
  Bɔt di kɔlkyulɛshɔn kɔmɔt frɔm di tru tin we di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn bigin fɔ gɛt nyu tin dɛn fɔ yuz. Na tru se di T-54 we we 36 tan nɔ go ebul fɔ pawaful pan wɛpɔn ɛn klos lɛk di Jaman E-50 we we 65 tan, bɔt... Di Soviet mashin nɔ de bɛtɛ pas di Jamani dɛn igen we nɔ gɛt op lɛk di T- 34-85. Di wet bin go ɔp bay 4 tan nɔmɔ. Bɔt di wan dɛn we mek di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin mek di layout rili kɔmpakt ɛn di tank bin kam dɔŋ fɔ af mita. Dis bin mek wi ebul fɔ ridyus di nɔmba fɔ di sidɔm ples dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn kip. Apat frɔm dat, dɛn bin ridyus di nɔmba fɔ di wan dɛn we de wok na di bot frɔm fayv to 4. Ɛn dis bin mek am pɔsibul bak fɔ ridyus di sayz fɔ di rum we de insay di tank. So, di frɔntal klos fɔ di tawa bin go ɔp to 200 milimita frɔm 90, di hul to 100 milimita frɔm 45, di sayd ɛn stern to 100 milimita frɔm 45. Ɛn di gɔn frɔm 85 milimita bin bi 100 milimita, wit di fɔs projɛktayl spid we na 893 mita dɛn fɔ wan sɛkɔn. Na tru se di Jaman 105 mm wit wan fɔs projɛktayl spid we na 1300 mita pan sɛkɔn bin kip in advantej.
  Bɔt di Jaman tank we tan lɛk pyramidal strɔng mɔ bikɔs i nɔ gɛt ruf, ɛn di klos we dɛn de wɛr gɛt rɛshɔnal angul dɛn we de mek i go dɔŋ ɔlsay. Ɛn siment stɛl de gi rikochet frɔm ɔl di angul dɛn. Di fɔrɛst fɔ di Jamani tank na 250 milimita, ɛn di sayd dɛn na 200.
  Bɔt 100 mm kanɔn nɔ go du fɔ go insay di Jamani pipul dɛn, we di IS-2 ɛn IS-3 ɔl tu nɔ bin tek. So di T-54 tank bin tɔn aut fɔ bi smɔl wɔs pan drayv pefɔmɛns, bɔt i nɔ bin gɛt wan disisiv advantej na di fɛt fil. So ivin insay 1948, di tank we pipul dɛn bin lɛk pas ɔl na bin di T-34-85. Pan ɔl we T-54 prodakshɔn dɔn go ɔp smɔl smɔl frɔm mɔnt to mɔnt.
  Insay di prinsipul, di wan dɛn we de mek dizayn na di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin gɛt wan prɔblɛm we nɔ go ebul fɔ sɔlv. Di wet we na 36 tan nɔ go du fɔ pas di Jaman tank we gɛt 65 tan. Bɔt a nɔ bin want fɔ wɔs drayvin pefɔmɛns ɛn manejmɛnt. Ɛn di USSR nɔ bin gɛt ɛni ɔda injin we dɛn kin abop pan fɔ mek bɔku bɔku tin dɛn pas dizil injin we gɛt 520 ɔspawɛl. Ɔda opshɔn dɛn nɔ bin rili wok, ɛn i risk fɔ put dɛn na prodakshɔn. Fɔ ɛgzampul, di IS-4, we gɛt wet we na 60 tan, gɛt mɔ ɔ smɔl fayn fayn klos dɛn, bɔt di injin nɔ rili fayn ɛn dɛn bin jɔs mek di motoka insay smɔl smɔl siriɔs wan dɛn, we nɔ go du fɔ chenj di we aw di wɔ bin de go.
  So di T-54 bin bi kɔmprɔmis bitwin mobiliti ɛn efyushɔn.
  Sɔm op dɛn bin gɛt fɔ du wit di divɛlɔpmɛnt fɔ di IS-7. Dɛn bin ad di wet limit to 70 tan ɛn di bɛst disayna dɛn bin de insay. Ɛn dɛn bin plan fɔ chenj di injin frɔm marin dizil to 1050 ɔspawɛl. Dɔn dis motoka go ebul fɔ kɔmpit wit di E-50, we gɛt injin we gɛt 1200 ɔspaw.
  Bɔt di tank nɔ bin ɛva ebul fɔ go insay prodakshɔn - na di injin we nɔ bin rili fayn, ɛn in divɛlɔpmɛnt bin nid tumɔs tɛm. Pan ɔl we gɔn we gɛt 130 milimita ɛn di fɔs projɛktayl spid we na 900 mita pan sɛkɔn kin go insay di E-50 insay di tin we tinap biɛn di klos, ɔ ivin gɛt chans fɔ ram di frɔntal klos ivin klos. Although nominally di armor-piercing pawa bin luk laik se i no de. Ɛn di IS-7"s armor insɛf, mɔ di frontal armor, rili gud. Bɔt wi notis se di sayd dɛn ɛn di stɛp dɛn wɔs pas di we aw dɛn mek di Jaman piramid.
  Bɔt di IS-7 nɔto siriɔs. Sɔm op dɛn de na di ays fɔ di MIG-15. Di nyu fɛt plen gɛt gud flay kwaliti dɛn. Bɔt i bin gɛt bɔku bad tin dɛn bak.
  We di stet bin de tɛst, di pawa plant, wɛpɔn ɛn ayrakt sistɛm dɛn bin de wok fayn fayn wan, bɔt pan ɔl we dɛn bin de du di wok, di efyushɔn we di aileron dɛn bin de du nɔ bin stil inof ɛn i nɔ bin izi fɔ kɔntrol am. Di brek flap dɛn, na wan say, bin de mek di plen ebul fɔ muv mɔ, bɔt na di ɔda say, we dɛn opin dɛn, wan strɔng pitch ifɛkt bin de apin, we bin de ambɔg fɔ aim di target. Dɛn bin notis bak se di difendant in ayrakt nɔ bin gɛt stet aydentifikeshɔn, reda ɛn ikwipmɛnt fɔ du blaynd landin. Bɔt, pan ɔl we dɛn bin dɔn no se di tin dɛn we nɔ fayn, dɛn bin rikɔmɛnd "S-3" as standad fɔ mas prodakshɔn.
  Jaman fɛtman dɛn bin stil gɛt kwaliti we pas di Soviet plen dɛn.
  Bɔt di chans dɛn bin ivin. Ɛn di wɛpɔn dɛn na wan 37-mm kanɔn ɛn tu 23-mm kanɔn, we rili fit. Pan ɔl we di ME-362 gɛt wɛpɔn ɛn i gɛt mɔ pawa, na twin injin motoka. Bɔt wit HE-262 i rili kɔmparabl.
  Pan ɔl we Jamani plen dɛn gɛt bɛtɛ tin dɛn fɔ du ɛn i izi fɔ flay.
  Yɛs, fɔ lɔng tɛm naw, dɛn dɔn bigin fɔ mek jet plen dɛn na di Third Reich. Di fɔs mashin dɛn bin flay bak insay 1939. Bɔt fɔ naw, siriɔs prodakshɔn fɔ di MIG-15 sɛf jɔs de bigin.
  Insay di kol sizin, di Soviet sojaman dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ gɛt bɔku sakrifays, ɛn insay Me di Nazi dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt. Di men blow bin de deliver na di senta. Ɔl di Fuhrer dɛn bin op fɔ kech Mɔsko. Apat frɔm dat, na di sawt, di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin ebul fɔ yuz di Dnieper as natura l wata barɛri.
  Ɛn ol difensiv layn dɛn na di sawt.
  Disk plen dɛn bin bi wan denja wɛpɔn fɔ di Kraut dɛn. Dɛn bin dɔn ebul fɔ drɔp bɔm dɛn ɛn mishɔl dɛn we dɛn nɔ de gayd, ɛn dɛnsɛf bin kɔba wit laminar jet dɛn.
  Natin nɔ bin de fɔ agens dis kayn atak. Pantap dat, di spid we di sosa dɛn we de flay de spid pas di spid we di sawnd de spid 7-8 tɛm, ɛn di say we dɛn de flay de ɛnisay na di kɔntri.
  Ɛn dis bin mek am pɔsibul fɔ mek dɛn atak di Rɔshian faktri dɛn we de fa frɔm di frɔnt, wit mishɔl.
  Di totɛl nɔmba fɔ di wɛpɔn dɛn we dɛn de mek na di USSR na lɛk wan ɔndrɛd tank dɛn fɔ wan de ɛn wan ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti plen dɛn fɔ wan de. Ɛn na di mawnten dɛn bin gɛt wan ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti tu ɔndrɛd.
  Bɔt dɛn kin stɔp pipul dɛn fɔ mek bɔku bɔku tin dɛn, ɛn bɔku tɛm, dɛn nɔ kin gɛt inɔf kru dɛn we dɛn dɔn tren.
  Di Third Reich de skrap in las rizɔv dɛn bak. Klosap ɔl di wokman dɛn ɛn pipul dɛn we de wok na fam, dɛn bin de kɔl di ami. Dɛn bin tek dɛn ples wit fɔrina gɔst wokman dɛn ɛn supavaysa dɛn we na bin uman ɛn titi dɛn. Semweso, uman dɛn bin de bi gad dɛn na kɔnsɛntreshɔn kamp dɛn, ɔ dɛn bin de go insay di ɔfisa dɛn we di bigman dɛn de du.
  Dɛn bin de kɔl pipul dɛn ɔfishal fɔ go na di ami frɔm we dɛn ol fɔtin ia, ɛn bɔku tɛm dɛn bin de tek volontia dɛn ivin bifo dat. Ɛn te to siksti fayv ɔfishal wan, ɛn volontia ɛn ɔda wan dɛn. Ɔl di rejimɛnt dɛn we gɛt uman payɔt dɛn ɛn uman snaypa dɛn bin apia. Ɛn bɔku bɔku fɔrin divishɔn dɛn, ɛn bak miks yunit dɛn. Ivin di Polish legiɔn dɛn, as ɔda we - di Polish Ami.
  Di Fritz dɛn bin de dɔn wit stim, bɔt di ɛp we di Wɛst bin de ɛp dɛn bin de bɔku mɔ ɛn mɔ. Bes wan, di Alay dɛn bin de fid di Nazi dɛn wit it ɛn raw matirial, ɛn dɛn bin de gi di tin dɛn bak fɔ di sojaman dɛn faktri dɛn. Bikɔs di Nazi dɛn teknɔlɔji bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi bɛtɛ pas di Wɛstinian teknɔlɔji. Ɛn di pyramidal tank na wan kayn pafɛkt fɔm fɔ mashin, we insay in klin - di ples we dɛn put di klos na rɛshɔnal angul - dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ pas.
  Di wan dɛn we de trowe bɔm bin bi ɔda kayn wɛpɔn we denja we di Tɔd Rayk bin de yuz. At ɔl dɛn nɔ bin smɔl pas di Soviet rɔket artileri, na di Sturmtigers ɛn Sturmlevs dɛn bin bi wan big big avalanche.
  Ɛn apat frɔm dat, di TA-400 ɛn TA-500, togɛda wit bɔm dɛn we nɔ gɛt tel, bin plant di bad bad tin dɛn we bin de apin biɛn di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn. Ɛn dis dɔn ɔlrɛdi afɛkt di we aw dɛn de mek wɛpɔn dɛn. Bɔku faktri dɛn bin go ɔnda grɔn, ɛn dis bin mek dɛn nɔ bin de wok fayn ɛn dɛn bin de spɛn bɔku mɔni fɔ mek di tin dɛn we dɛn de yuz fɔ mek tin dɛn.
  Di Nazi dɛn, we bin dɔn bigin fɔ fɛt May 5, bin ebul fɔ brok di fɔs layn. Bɔt di Soviet kɔmand bin dɔn lan fɔ bil wan strɔng, difens we dip. Bikɔs di Soviet sojaman dɛn we bin de na Belarus bin dɔn go bak fɔ pas wan ɔndrɛd kilomita smɔl, dɛn bin mek dɛnsɛf strɔng na di Dnieper. Ɛn land bin kɔt Riga kpatakpata frɔm di men Soviet grup.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin tray fɔ bil pan di sakrifays we dɛn bin gɛt, bɔt dɛn bin lɔs bɔku tin dɛn. Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin tinap tranga wan along di Dnieper layn. Di sɔma bin pas wit stɛp-bɔn pozishɔn fɛt-fɛt. Bɔt insay Sɛptɛmba, di Nazi dɛn, afta we dɛn bin dɔn sidɔm rawnd am fɔ bɔku mɔnt, dɛn bin ebul fɔ tek Riga. Dɛn bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn bin kam nia Talin, ɛn di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn bin gɛt fɔ go bak na Narva ɛn di say dɛn we dɛn bin de kɔl Stalin Layn trade, we dɛn bin bil bifo dɛn sheb am bak insay 1939.
  So fa i nɔ pɔsibul fɔ disayd fɔ tek di initiativ, ɛn di prodakshɔn fɔ di jet MIGA insay 1948 bin stil smɔl. Bɔt di Krauts, pan ɔl we dɛn bin gɛt tɛknikal advantej, dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ du natin. Insay Yukren we de na di rayt say, Kiev bin kɔntinyu fɔ kɔntinyu fɔ du wetin i want. Ɛn di tray we dɛn bin tray fɔ land sojaman dɛn na Kraym bin dɔn wit big big win fɔ di Nazi dɛn.
  Na tru se insay di si we sabmarin bin de, i klia se di Nazi bot dɛn bin strɔng pas am. Dɛn de mek bɔku bɔku sabmarin dɛn we de yuz haydrojɛn pɔroksayd we tan lɛk kil wɛl. Dɛn kin rich spid we kin rich 35 not pan awa, we rili fayn fɔ wan sɔfayz flet. Apat frɔm dat, dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi de mek nyuklia sabmarin dɛn.
  Di bɛnifit we dis kayn wɛpɔn gɛt klia wan. Ɛn insay di Tɔd Rayk sɛf, bɔku nyuklia riaktɔ dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi de wok ɛn fɔ gɛt atɔmik baton nɔ de fa. Bɔt na di USSR, aktif divɛlɔpmɛnt dɛn de go bifo pan dis tɔpik. Pan ɔl we di prɔblɛm dɛn we kin apin insay di wɔ kin mek dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ mek dis kayn program.
  Insay 1948, di Jamani dɛn bin ebul fɔ tek di Baltik stet dɛn, kam nia Pskɔv, ɛn Belarus bin rich na di Dnieper, ɛn dɛn bin tek Vitebsk ɛn Ɔsha. Bɔt na de dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ du bɛtɛ tin. Kyiv bin kɔntinyu fɔ bi wan brij ed we nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ win. Na tru se di Soviet sojaman dɛn nɔ dɔn rich ɛni impɔtant chenj yet na di wɔ.
  Bɔt afta dat, 1949 bin kam.
  Soviet jet fɛtman dɛn MIG-15, LA-15, YAK-23 bin bi siriɔs mashin dɛn ɛn leta dɛn bigin fɔ mek dɛn mɔ en mas. So, fɔ sho se di fasist dɛn monopoli na di ays dɔn dɔn.
  Ɛn na so di bɔm dɛn we dɛn bin bɔm bin pwɛl di Soviet grɔn. Na tru se di Nazi dɛn nɔ bin tinap wansay. TA-383 bi di fɔs fɛt plen na di wɔl we pas di spid we sawnd de spid bad bad wan - lɛk tu tɛm.
  Bɔt di teknɔlɔji advantej we di Nazi dɛn bin gɛt na di ays nɔ bin rili bɔku igen. Na tru se di Yak-23, we na layt ɛn motoka we pɔsin kin ebul fɔ muv, lɛk di LA-15, nɔ bin bi bɔku bɔku fɛt-fɛt. Primarily bikɔs ɔf in wik wɛpɔn dɛn. Ɛn di Jamani pipul dɛn bin lɛk ME-362 klas plen dɛn we gɛt fayv 37-mm ɛn 4 30-mm ay kanɔn dɛn.
  Dis mashin na rili durable ɛn i rili tek wan kaliba we at least 37 mm. Nɔ fɔ tɔk se di TA-400, TA-500 ɛn di nyu wan we dɛn kɔl TA-600 na motoka dɛn we kin te ɛn dɛn kin protɛkt dɛn bad bad wan we dɛn kin yuz jet pawa. Dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi stɔp di Yu-488, bɔt di Yu-487 dɔn apia, we na wan rili pawaful jet bɔm.
  Bɔt di Soviet dizayna dɛn nɔ bin de slip, di divɛlɔpmɛnt fɔ teknɔlɔji bin de go bifo.
  We di MiG-15 bin de go insay mas prodakshɔn, in mɔ impɔtant improvement bin kɔntinyu. Fɔ pul di shɔtkɔm dɛn we dɛn bin notis pan di protɔtayp "S-3" ayrakt, dɛn sɛn di tɔd prodakshɔn MiG-15 Nɔmba 101003 frɔm plant nɔmba 1 to di Mikoyan Dizayn Biuro, usay i gɛt di kɔd "SV".
  Na tru se di tin dɛn we go kɔmɔt frɔm di fɛt dɛn, dɛn bin de disayd mɔ na di dizayn biro dɛn, ɛn nɔto jɔs na di say dɛn we dɛn de fɛt.
  Dɛn chenj ya na di dizayn fɔ di siriɔs MiG-15: dɛn bin riples di NS-23 kanɔn dɛn wit di NR-23, dɛn bin dɔn pul di vaybreshɔn we dɛn bin de faya frɔm di N-37D kanɔn, dɛn bin mek di link tap dɛn bɛtɛ, di trɛnk we di dɛn bin mek di plen dɛn strɔkchɔ bɔku, ɛn dɛn bin put wan trima na di lɛft alɛrɔn. Wɛl, dɛn put wan anti-fluta wet na di wing, dɛn put B-7 haydrolik bɔsta, dɛn yuz GS-3000 jenɛra-stata, dɛn put nyu shɔk absɔba fɔ di nos landin gia, ɛn di ASP-1 sayt bin tek di ples fɔ di ASP-3N.
  
  Na Jun 13, 1949, stet tɛst fɔ di MiG-15 "SV" bigin, bɔt pan Ɔgɔst 10 dɛn bin ambɔg dɛn bikɔs dɛn nɔ bin rigid di instɔleshɔn fɔ di NR-23 gɔn dɛn. Dɛn bin gi di plen bak to di dizayn biro fɔ mek dɛn chenj am, ɛn pan Ɔktoba 19, dɛn bin sɛn di SV bak fɔ mek dɛn du di stet tɛst dɛn, pan ɔl we dɛn nɔ ɛva dɔn di gɔn dɛn. Di men tin we di wan dɛn we mek di injin bin de du na fɔ mek dɛn ebul fɔ kɔntrol am fayn ɛn fɔ mek dɛn ebul fɔ stat di injin na di ays.
  Bɔt nɔto ɔl di wok we di dizayna dɛn bin de du bin wok fayn, bɔku pan dɛn nɔ bin wok fayn.
  Na smɔl pat nɔmɔ pan di impɔtant tin dɛn we dɛn bin tɛst pan di MiG-15 SV, dɛn bin yuz am fɔ prodakshɔn ayrakt dɛn we gɛt di RD-45F injin. Dɛn tin ya na bin wan nyu ASP-3N sayt, wan PS-2 panɛl, wan impɔtant injin statin sistem ɛn aileron pawa stiarin. Ɔda nyu tin dɛn bin apia na di siriɔs wan we dɔn ɔlrɛdi de pan di MiG-15bis, we gɛt di VK-1 injin.
  Insay di winta insay "49, di Soviet kɔmand bin bigin fɔ fɛt na di sɛnt. Ɛn pan ɔl we di sakrifays we i bin gɛt nɔ bin impɔtant, di tin dɛn we i lɔs bin bɔku, ɛn di Jamani dɛn bin ol di layn, di tin we dɛn bin de tink se dɛn go dɔnawe wit di USSR nɔ bin apin. Na tru se Talin we dɛn bin dɔn sidɔm rawnd bin rili fɔdɔm insay Fɛbwari. Di Rɛd Ami stil strɔng.
  Ɛn di spring pas insay wan chenj we dɛn de blo... Insay di sɔmma, di Nazi dɛn bin trowe ɔl dɛn trɛnk fɔ atak Kyiv. Bikɔs dɛn bin lɔs bɔku bɔku tin dɛn ɛn bɔku bɔku shel dɛn, dɛn bin stil tek di siti. We dɛn bin de atak dɛn, fɔ di fɔs tɛm, di Nazi dɛn bin yuz big big tank dɛn: "Monster" ɛn "Rat". Di we aw dɛn bin ebul fɔ brok di difɛns layn dɛn we strɔng ɛn we gɛt tɛknɔlɔji, bin tɔn to tin we bin rili satisfay.
  Di "Monster" bin tɛst bak di big big bɔm lanch dɛn na di wɔl, ɛn i bin trowe prɔjɛktɛl dɛn we we 10 tan. Ɛn dɛn bin sho ɔl di denja dɛn we dɛn kayn wɛpɔn dɛn de kin gɛt we dɛn bin de brok brok.
  Bɔt di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi taya fɔ fɛt. Ɛn dɛn mashin fɔ fɛt wɔ bin wik. Sɛptɛmba 1, 1949, na bin tɛn ia frɔm we di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ bigin. Ɛn sɔntin bin de we wi fɔ fred bɔt. Jamani ɛn Yurop nɔ bin gɛt pipul dɛn igen.
  Bɔt di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn sɛf. Dɛn jɛnɛreshɔn we na man dɛn we dɔn ol fɔ soja, stil de at ɔl tri to 4 pasɛnt. Di ami bin ful-ɔp wit bɔy pikin dɛn we nɔ gɛt biad, ɛlda dɛn we gɛt grey ia, ɛn uman dɛn bak. Di Rɛd Ami bin gɛt bɔku damej bak ɛn dɛn bin wik.
  Bɔt di industri bin kɔntinyu fɔ wok tru pawa, ɛn di lɔs we di Jamani avieshɔn dɛn bin de lɔs bin de bɔku mɔ ɛn mɔ. Mishɔl dɛn we de fɛt di plen dɛn bin de bak fɔ wok wit di USSR.
  Insay di fɔl, di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin tɛst di Jamani dɛn trɛnk. Bɔt i sɔri fɔ no se di Jaman tank we gɛt pyramidal bin kɔntinyu fɔ bi di bɛst motoka insay di sɛkɔn wɔl wɔ. Pantap dat, di Jamani dɛn bin instɔl wan mɔ advans tɔbo-jɛnɛratɔ injin wit pawa we na 1500-1600 ɔspawɛl ɛn di Jamani motoka bin mek i ebul fɔ drayv fayn, ɛn i bin ebul fɔ fɛt ɔl tu di ɔtom dɔti ɛn di winta sno we bin de drɛf. Ɛn bikɔs palet nɔ bin de, dat bin mek i ebul fɔ muv mɔ. So fɔ naw di fasist dɛn nɔ go lɔs di chans fɔ lanch kɔwnta atak.
  Insay Novɛmba 7, 1949, dɛn bin tɛst nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn na di USSR ɛn Jamani, ɛn i sɔri fɔ no se na di sem de. Naw di nyuklia mɔnopoli we Amɛrika gɛt dɔn dɔn. Bɔt di wɔ stil de go bifo... Stalin dɔn ɔlrɛdi sik bad bad wan, ɛn Hitlɛr insɛf nɔ wɛl. Bɔt dɛn tu dikteta dɛn ya trangayes.
  Di Nazi dɛn stil gɛt wan trɔmp kad we denja ɛn we dɛn nɔ sɔlv yet: disk plen dɛn, we dɛn de mek fayn ɛn denja mɔ ɛn mɔ. Ɛn wan pan di tin dɛn we dɛn bin mek fɔ mek di dizayn na di aidia fɔ put "flying saucers" wit nyuklia-pɔmp lɛsa dɛn.
  Hitler bin stil biliv pan mirekul wɛpɔn dɛn ɛn di tin dɛn we in sojaman dɛn ebul fɔ du. Bɔt di fɔs layn nɔ bin de wok, lɛk se na insay di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ. Di winta atak dɛm we di Rɛd Ami bin du nɔ bin wok... Bɔt dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt agens Turkey na Transcaucasia. Di Ottoman sojaman dɛn we wik bin day pan di atak dɛn. Di Rɔshian dɛn bin tek Kars, Erzurum, ɛn bɔku ɔda siti dɛn.
  Bɔt di intavyu we Briten bin intavyu, we bin trɛtin, togɛda wit Amɛrika, fɔ stat wɔ wit di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn, ɛn bak fɔ kam wit big big rɛinfɔsmɛnt frɔm di Wehrmacht, bin stɔp di Soviet ɔfensiv.
  Bɔt pan ɛni we: di Rɛd Ami stil strɔng. Ɛn na di ɔdasay na di si, di anti-Soviet hysteria de gro. Wan pan di aidia dɛn na fɔ sɛt Chaina we de sɔpɔt Amɛrika agens di USSR. Chiang Kai-shek nɔ de agens atɔl fɔ mek in bɔda dɛn bɔku pan ɔl we Rɔshia go spɛn bɔku mɔni.
  Na tru se di Chaynish ami nɔ rili rɛdi fɔ fɛt, bɔt dɛn bɔku pasmak.
  Na tru se Mao Zedong de kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt wɔ, ivin if dɛn nɔ tu te yet we dɛn dɔn push am bɔku bɔku wan. Bɔt di Amɛrika pipul dɛn prɔmis fɔ inkrisayz ɛp agens Mao, ɛn ivin fɔ yuz dɛn sojaman dɛn.
  Di pipul dɛn na Amɛrika nɔ want fɔ fɛt di USSR, bɔt di Amɛrika pipul dɛn rili ebul fɔ stɔp di barbarian Mao. Ɛn di Chaynish gɔvmɛnt sojaman dɛn go tan lɛk kanɔn fɔd fɔ dɛn.
  So, insay di nɛks 1950, wan nyu, denja trɛtin bin kam pan di USSR. Stalin bin no bɔt dis ɛn i bin tray fɔ mek i nɔ apin. Na da sem tɛm de, dɛn bin tray bak fɔ mek pis wit di Third Reich.
  Bɔt Hitlɛr bin de agens ɛni pis we di Jamani dɛn nɔ go rich na di Yural.
  Ɛn di wan dɛn we bin de sɔpɔt di wɔ bin put prɛshɔn pan Jamani ɛn in sataylayt dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin de aks fɔ mek dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt di wɔ te dɛn win di wɔ. Dɛnsɛf bin want fɔ gɛt dɛn yon kɔloni na Rɔshia.
  So i nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ mek dɛn gri. Although Stalin bin redi fo giv op plenti - ivin Donbass en Crimea.
  Bɔt di ol Suprim Kɔmanda-in-Chif nɔ bin vɛks tumɔs:
  - Wi Russian dem win evribodi! Mek wi win dis taim tu!
  Bɔt fɔ naw, di tin rili at. Insay Jun 1950, di pɔpet Chaynish gɔvmɛnt, we Amɛrika ɛn Briten bin gɛt gɔn, bin opin nyu frɔnt.
  Bɔku bɔku yɔlɔ sojaman dɛn bin krɔs di Soviet bɔda fɔ go na di Fa Is ɛn dɛn bin kam atak Mɔngolia.
  Di fɛt fɔ di taytan dɛn bin flay wit nyu, frantik fɔs...
  
  IF STALIN GO HIT DI TƆD REICH FƆS
  I bin apin sote Stalin bin ebul fɔ mek di wan ol wɔl bi slev. Dis ɔda divɛlɔpmɛnt fɔ di wɔl istri na bin di rizɔlt fɔ di displeysmɛnt fɔ smɔl chans insay wan isyu.
  We di rileshɔnship bitwin Yugoslavia ɛn di Tɔd Rayk bin kam tranga insay Epril, ɛn afta dat rial wɔ bigin ɛn di Wehrmacht agreshɔn bigin, Stalin bin disayd fɔ du sɔntin we mek sɛns. Dat na, i bin kam fɔ ɛp Yugoslavia, we da tɛm de bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi mek padi biznɛs wit Sɔviɛt Rɔshia.
  Na Epril 6, 1941, afta we dɛn bin bɔm big big siti dɛn, di say dɛn we dɛn kin jɔyn relwe, ɛn di ayfild dɛn, Jamani ɛn Ɔŋgaria bin kam fɛt Yugoslavia. Na da sem tɛm de, di Itali sojaman dɛn, wit di sɔpɔt we di Jamani dɛn de gi, de du ɔda fɛt na Gris. Bay Epril 8, dɛn bin kɔt di ami na Yugoslavia insay bɔku pat dɛn ɛn fɔ tru, dɛn nɔ bin de igen as wan ol. Na Epril 9, di Jaman sojaman dɛn, we bin dɔn pas na Yugoslavia teritɔri, bin go insay Gris ɛn tek Tɛsalonayka, ɛn dis bin mek di Grik Ist Masidonia Ami fos fɔ giv-ɔp. Na Epril 10, di Jamani dɛn bin tek Zagreb.
  Na Epril 11, di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin deklare wɔ agens Jamani ɛn in sojaman dɛn krɔs di bɔda fɔ di Tɔd Rayk.
  Di taktik sɔprayz we di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn bin ajɔst ɛn di impɔtant we aw di tank ɛn plen dɛn bin bɛtɛ pas ɔda wan dɛn, dɛn bin fil am frɔm di fɔs dez we dɛn bin de fɛt.
  Fɔs, di Jamani pipul dɛn nɔ bin rili biliv se di fɛt-fɛt rili apin. Ɛn afta dat, i kam fɔ no se di Rɛd Ami bin fɛt fayn fayn wan.
  Bɔt di Jamani dɛn nɔ no aw fɔ difend dɛnsɛf fayn fayn wan. Ɛn dɛn nɔ fit atɔl fɔ fɛt wɔ.
  Ɛn di Soviet KV-2 ɛn T-34 tank dɛn rili na di bɛst wan dɛn na di wɔl. Di "tati-fo" kin gɛt po visibiliti, di optiks kin rili wik, ɛn insay di fɔs mɔdel dɛn, di tɔrɛt kin rɔta wit an, bɔt pan tin dɛn we gɛt fɔ du wit wɛpɔn ɛn klos dɛn nɔ gɛt ɛni ɔpɔnɛnt.
  Bɔt di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat di Nazi dɛn nɔ bin gɛt map, ɛn di Rɔshian dɛn bin kech di brij dɛn we dɛn nɔ bin pwɛl, ɛn di men westɛm dɛn we gɛt amunishɔn ɛn fiul bin de nia di bɔda.
  Na di Ɔda Riva insɛf nɔmɔ di Jamani dɛn, bikɔs dɛn bin dɔn transfa bɔku bɔku sojaman dɛn frɔm Frans ɛn gɛda ɔl di sojaman dɛn, bin ebul fɔ stɔp di Sɔviɛt ami we bin de go bifo.
  Bɔt bay dis tɛm, dɛn tin bin dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nɔ gɛt op: Romɛnia ɛn Ɔŋgaria bin lɔs insay di fɔs mɔnt, Bɔljiɔ bin go ova to di USSR, ɛn dɛn bin win di Jamani dɛn na Yugoslavia. Lɔs kɔntrol pan Slɔvenia ɛn Chɛkoslovakia.
  Bɔt dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ kech Bɛlin wantɛm wantɛm. Di Jamani dɛn bin ol di siti fɔ lɛk tri mɔnt mɔ, ɛn na insay Ɔgɔst nɔmɔ dɛn bin tek. Jamani sɛf bin de sɔfa fɔ ɔda mɔnt, ɛn di lɔs we di Ruhr rijin lɔs bin giv-ɔp pan Sɛptɛmba 25.
  Di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin ebul fɔ rich na di Inglish Chanɛl, bɔt Chɔchil bin ebul fɔ land na Nɔmandi, bɔt di Rɛd Ami bin go insay Paris fɔs.
  Ɛn afta dat, i kam fɔ no se natin nɔ dɔn yet.
  Dɔn fɔ lɔng tɛm, di British dɛn bin de mek ɛkskyuz ɛn agyu bɔt udat opin faya fɔs.
  Bɔt na di wan dɛn we win de rayt istri. Stalin bin win di British na land, ɛn togɛda wit Jepan bin bigin fɔ fɛt di British Layɔn ɛn Amɛrika.
  Fɔs, i bin tan lɛk se Ingland, ɛn mɔ Amɛrika, nɔ go ebul fɔ win di si ɛn si, ɛn dɛn big big nevi bin kɔba dɛn. Bɔt Jepan bin win di Amɛrikan armada dɛn wan bay wan. Di fɔs strɔng blo: Peru Harbor, dɔn mɔ krɔsh panch dɛn bin fala.
  Di Japan pipul dɛn bin de win so kwik dat Stalin nɔ bin gɛt tɛm fɔ sɛn sojaman dɛn na India ɛn Bangladɛsh, usay dɛn bin grit di Rɛd Ami wit big gladi at.
  Di win we Amɛrika win ɛn di sabmarin wɔ we di USSR bin bigin, bin mek Briten nɔ gɛt pawa igen. We Stalin bin yuz di tin dɛn we ɔl Yurop gɛt, ɛn afta dat na Afrika, wit bɔku pat dɛn na Eshia, i bin bigin fɔ fɛt Briten wit plen.
  Tawzin, tɛn tawzin Soviet bɔm dɛn bin mek di Inglish siti dɛn tɔn to dɔst. Dis bin kɔntinyu te dɛn knock di flet.
  Na Novɛmba 7, 1942, dɛn bigin fɔ land na di mɛtropɔlis. Briten bin jɔs las fɔ tu wiks.
  Insay 1943, pipul dɛn bin kam fɔ atak Alaska, ɛn di Jepan dɛn bin tek di Isthmus of Panama.
  Di wɔ wit Amɛrika bin tek lɔng tɛm ɛn i bin bita. Dɛn bin de gi ɛni stɛp wit big prɔblɛm.
  Insay 1946, Nyu Yɔk ɛn Washinton bin fɔdɔm. Bɔt di Amɛrika pipul dɛn bin dɔn ebul fɔ slam di domɔt lawd wan - dɛn yuz nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn. Bɔt dɛn bin jɔs bɔn tu-tri Soviet divishɔn dɛn ɛn sɔm ɔndrɛd tawzin dɛn yon sitizin dɛn.
  Di ɛnd fɔ Wɔl Wɔ Tu bin apin Sɛptɛmba 5, 1946. Afta 4 ia, dɛn bin fos Stalin fɔ win Jepan, we bin de trɛtin fɔ gɛt nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn.
  Di wɔ bin tek fayv mɔnt mɔ, ɛn di USSR bin mek di las pawa na di wɔl.
  Joseph Vissarionovich bin ebul fɔ put ɔl di kɔntri dɛn na di wɔl insay di USSR. Di Gret Lida fɔ Ɔl di Tɛm ɛn Pipul dɛn bin liv te 1971. Insay di rial stori, dɛn bin pɔyzin Stalin. Na ya i bin gi di tron to in granpikin Alɛgzanda Stalin. Na tru se bɔku blɔd bin de shed, ɛn di moloch we dɛn bin de mek pipul dɛn sɔfa bin de wok we dɛn nɔ bin de ambɔg am. Ɔnda Alɛgzanda Vasilievich, sɔm fridɔm bin apin. Bɔt nɔto fɔ lɔng tɛm.
  Di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin ebul fɔ fɛn di spes. Mɔtalman gɛt wanwɔd ɛn dɛn de tray fɔ gɛt ɔda wɔl dɛn. Di astronaut dɔn ɔlrɛdi put fut pan Mas, Venus, Mɛksiki, ɛn land na di sataylayt we nem Jupita. Dɛn de bil rial siti dɛn na di mun.
  We di pɔsin we de travul na di skay bin de kam bak frɔm Pluto, dɛn bin tray fɔ kil Alɛgzanda Stalin. We i kam na pawa i bin jɔs ol tati ia. Bay di tɛm we dɛn bin tray fɔ kil am, na sɛvinti ɛn fɔti ia nɔmɔ Sɔlɔmɔn bin dɔn rul fayn fayn wan.
  Angri dɔn dɔn na di wɔl, i dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ tɛrorizm dɔn, wɔ nɔ de, ɛn ivin prizin dɛn dɔn af ɛmti ɛn dɛn tan lɛk skaut kamp pas kriminal zon. I dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ pipul dɛn nɔ de tek drɔgs igen, pipul dɛn nɔ lɛk fɔ drink rɔm igen, pan ɔl we dɛn nɔ alaw am fɔ drink, ɛn na so bak pipul dɛn nɔ lɛk fɔ drink sigrɛt igen. Kɔmplit litrecha, fri ɛdyukeshɔn ɛn mɛrɛsin.
  Ɛn ivin pan di kwɛstyɔn bɔt layf ɛkstenshɔn, dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi go bifo.
  Wel, i nɔ de smɛl lɛk rial dimokrasi. Di ilɛkshɔn, fɔ tɔk tru, na lay lay ilɛkshɔn, at bɛst na kɔmpitishɔn bitwin tu ɔ tri kandidet dɛn we dɛn dɔn gri bifo tɛm, we dɛn dɔn pruv.
  Fɔ lɔng tɛm, dɛn nɔ bin de pik Stalin ɛn Alɛgzanda insɛf ɛn dɛn nɔ bin gɛt ɔda we fɔ pik am. Bɔt dis biɛn tɛm, pipul dɛn we de agens di gɔvmɛnt na poket dɔn apia bak. Bɔt stil, di lida in granpikin tek ova naynti nayn pasɛnt wit kɔnfidɛns.
  So di asassin attempt we hapm fo 2011 na nonsense. Ɛn dɛn bin krawn am wit sakrifays.
  Alɛgzanda nɔ bin lɛf ɛni bɔy pikin biɛn, ɛn di edman fɔ di ɔl pawaful planɛt sikyɔriti, Nɛro ibn Tɔtalitarian, bin tek pawa. Di nem Nɛro na rial nem, bɔt Totalitarian na lay lay nem.
  Di wɔd totalitarianism insɛf nɔto bin dɔti wɔd. Dɛn bin de tek di USSR, we bin gɛt wanwɔd ɔlsay na di wɔl, as ɛgzampul fɔ wan fayn stet we de kɔntrol ɔltin ɛn ɔlman. Di aydia na kɔmyunis, pan ɔl we nɔto ɔltin lɛf frɔm Maks, bɔt i de divɛlɔp akɔdin to plan. Bɔt dɛn nɔ dɔn pul di mɔni yet, so di pipul dɛn nɔ machɔ yet.
  Rilijɔn bin fɔmal wan nɔ biliv se Gɔd de wit di kult fɔ lida dɛn, bɔt... Wit wan admixture of di mythical. Fɔ ɛgzampul, dɛn bin dɔn biliv se di sol ɛn sɔm tin dɛn we pas mɔtalman de. Pan ɔl we dis bin dɔn de kam nia wan miks pan pegan rilijɔn.
  Ɛn Stalin na big aydɔl.
  In jɔnal, Nɛro nɔ bin pwɛl di kult we di wan dɛn we bin de bifo am bin de wɔship, bɔt i bin shed blɔd we bin de rɔn, ɛn i bin mek in pawa strɔng.
  Mas ripreshɔn dɛn na di tap bin de wit purges na di bɔt. Apat frɔm dat, di planɛt Wɔl bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de fes fɔ mek dɛn go de na di kɔntri bak. Di pikin dɛn we dɛn kin bɔn kin bɔku, ɛn di wan dɛn we kin day kin smɔl pas aw dɛn kin day.
  Ɛn Nɛro bin introduks kriminal layabiliti frɔm we i ol fayv ia, ɛn di bad bad tin we dɛn kin du fɔ put pikin dɛn na jel, ɔ bays pan wan kɔndɛm, ɔ in jɔnal - lɛk aw dɛn bin dɔn plan. Ɛn big pipul dɛnsɛf, na tru. Bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn ɔlsay na di wɔl bin dɔn ɛnd ɔp na kamp dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin shot bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn. Pantap dat, di sadist Totalitarian bin jɔstify dis bay di nid fɔ yuz di planɛt in risɔs smɔl. Fɔ flay go na di sta dɛn bin stil bi sɔntin we pɔsin kin tink bɔt, ɛn fɔ fɛn di Solar System na bin wok we bin rili dia.
  Bɔt di prizina dɛn bin satisfay wit smɔl tin, dɛn nɔ bin nid bɔku tin dɛn, ɛn di GULAG, pan wan planɛt skel, bin de mek bɔku pan ɔltin.
  Ɛn fɔ tru, di men tin na di rod fɔ win ɔda wɔl dɛn. Bɔt fɔ naw di mashin fɔ ripreshɔn de wok lɛk Mɔlɔk.
  Wan bɔbɔ we ol ilevin ia bin fɔdɔm insay di milston bay aksidɛnt, afta we in kɔmpin in klas we bin vɛks bin kɔndɛm am. Dɛn bin de mek i sɔfa, ɛn fɔ shɔt tɛm i bin wok wit in bak-brɛk na wan kɔnstrɔkshɔn sayt. Bɔt bay di wil fɔ di Bɔy-Krieta, Sfero bin muf go na di hyperveer universes, ɛn naw i kin ɛnjɔy fayn fayn advantej dɛn.
  
  MAINSTEIN HERO OF ƆNDA ƐN WƆ
  Di kɔmand fɔ di fambul brek-thru we bin apin insay Disɛmba 1944 na Andera, dɛn bin trɔs am to Mainstein. Hitler bin disayd fɔ briŋ bak frɔm disgres in fil mashal we gɛt sɛns pas ɔlman, we bin gɛt bɔku ɛkspiriɛns fɔ kɔndɔkt ɔfɛnsif ɔpreshɔn.
  Ɛn dɛn bin gi Mɔdel di kɔmand fɔ di Vistula Ami Grup we bin de na di sɛntrɔm pan di Jaman difens na di ist frɔnt. I bin tan lɛk se dis nɔ go bi disisiv, bɔt...
  Na dis na wetin wan Amɛrikin jɔnalist we nem Ralph Irgensoll bin tink. Aw i de tɔk bɔt di tin dɛn we dɔn apin;
  I bin tan lɛk se di Jamani dɛn gɛt ɔltin - sɔprayz, spid, faya pawa ɛn ay mɔral. We yu luk di map na di mɔnin fɔ Disɛmba 17, i bin tan lɛk se i nɔ pɔsibul fɔ stɔp dɛn - dɛn brok wi difensiv layn na wan frɔnt we gɛt fifti mayl ɛn tɔn insay dis brek-bruk lɛk wata insay wan dɛm we dɛn dɔn blo. Ɛn frɔm dɛn, along ɔl di rod dɛn we de go na di wɛst, di Amɛrikin dɛn bin de rɔn ed!
  Dat min se, i klia se dɛn nɔ bin dɔn disayd atɔl fɔ mek dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ du sɔntin, ɛn di Nazi dɛn bin gɛt ɔl di chans fɔ mek dɛn win.
  Mainstein bin ebul, yuz di taktik fɔ kɔnsɛntret atak, fɔ kech Bastogne we i bin de muv. Sakses bin izi bay we dɛn bin de ful pipul dɛn, we Mainstein bin tray pas wan tɛm na di Istan Frɔnt. Di Jamani dɛn bin go atak ɔnda Amɛrikan flag dɛn, ɛn di Yanki dɛn bin mistek tink se di Nazi dɛn na dɛn yon sojaman dɛn we de tɔn bak. Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin de yuz smɔl nɔmba pan di Wɛstinian stayl motoka dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn kech, ɛn dɛn bin de peint di swastika dɛn we nɔ impɔtant bay we dɛn de drɔ wayt sta dɛn.
  We dɛn bin kech Bastogne, we di 101st Airborne Division bin kɔba, dat bin mek di Nazi dɛn ebul fɔ rich na di Miz Riva, ivin bifo tɛm, ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ tek brij dɛn we dɛn nɔ bin dɔn blo. Ɛn afta dat, dɛn bin kech di westɛm dɛn we nɔ bin dɔn pwɛl na Lij ɛn Namur. Na de di Nazi dɛn bin fɛn bɔku bɔku fiul ɛn amunishɔn.
  Di Royal Tigers bin difrɛn pan di fɛt dɛn, ɛn bad bad wɛda bin mek di Alay plen dɛn kɔmɔt na di gem. Na Disɛmba 23, dɛn bin kech Antwɛp ɛn dɛn bin rawnd big big sojaman dɛn we bin de na di Alay. Ɛn insay Disɛmba 25, bay Krismas, di Jamani dɛn bin tek di kapital siti na Bɛljiɔm, we na Brussels. Na di fɔs tɛm dis frɔm 1941, di Nazi dɛn bin ebul fɔ bost se dɛn dɔn tek di kapital siti.
  Di ɔfens, we nɔbɔdi nɔ si yet pan in skel, in frantik spid ɛn di bɔku bɔku trofi dɛn we dɛn bin kapchɔ, ɛn bak bɔku tɛn tawzin prizina dɛn fɔ wɔ, bin shek di Alɛy dɛn te dɛn kɔr. I bin tan lɛk se wan mirekul bin de apin. Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin fil se dɛn gɛt inspɛkshɔn, ɛn mɔ ɛn mɔ Amɛrikan ɛn British pipul dɛn bin de sɔrɛnda.
  Ɔnda dɛn kɔndishɔn ya, Wilsin Chɔchil bin tɔk se dɛn fɔ muf we dɛn nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt: fɔ stɔp fɔ fɛt fɔ wan ɔndrɛd dez. Ruzvelt bin dɔn sik bad bad wan, ɛn i bin se lɛ di jenɛral dɛn disayd dis kwɛstyɔn. Wanwɔd nɔ bin de bitwin di kɔmanda dɛn.
  Bɔt di trɛtin fɔ kɔmplit disasta ɛn bɔku bɔku lɔs bin push di Amɛrikan jenɛral dɛn fɔ sɔpɔt di trus pan Janwari 1, 1945. Naw di wɔd bin stil de wit Hitlɛr.
  Di Fuhrer kam layf afta i ripɔt big big sakrifays dɛn na di Wɛst. In trɛnk bin kam bak ɛn i bin rili yɔŋ. Ɛn fɔs, i bin et di prɔpɔzal.
  - Aw yu go stɔp dis kayn briliant ɔfɛnsif we wi dɔn nia pas ɛni ɔda tɛm fɔ kɔmplit win!
  Bɔt di jenɛral bin rili mek sɛns to di Fuhrer se di Amɛrika pipul dɛn gɛt pipul dɛn we lɛk di USSR, ɛn dɛn gɛt tritin milyɔn ami, ɛn Briten, togɛda wit di sojaman dɛn we dɛn bin de rul ɛn di say dɛn we dɛn bin de rul, ivin big pas dat. So, ivin we dɛn tek tɛm tink bɔt di ɛnimi dɛn maynd, di wan dɛn we de sɔpɔt dɛn go bigin fɔ fɛt kwik kwik wan ɛn bigin fɔ fɛt. Ɛn di Rɔshian dɛn, akɔdin to di las data, de pripia fɔ wan pawaful blo na di sɛnta ɛn Is Prɔshia. Dɔn di Fuhrer bin prɔpos fɔ mek dɛn stɔp fɔ fɛt fɔ wan ia, ɛn wit wan kɔmplit chenj fɔ prizina dɛn fɔ wɔ.
  We wi tink bɔt ɔmɔs prizina dɛn di Kraut famili bin kech, wi rili ɔndastand se Chɔchil ɛn di Amɛrikan ɔligach dɛn nɔ bin agyu. Pantap dat, di Jaman prizina dɛn fɔ wɔ go jɔyn di Wehrmacht ɛn dɛn nɔ go alaw Stalin fɔ tek Yurop insay wan ia.
  Usay di wan dɛn we de sɔpɔt di gɔvmɛnt fɔ rɔsh? I nɔ go te igen, Amɛrika go tɛst atɔmik bɔm, ɛn yu kin win Japan - wit fri an. Ɛn di sem tɛm, blɔd mɔ blɔd ɔl tu di Tɔd Rayk ɛn di USSR. En den tek dem wom...
  So Chɔchil insɛf bin disayd fɔ du dis, ɛn Ruzvelt, bikɔs i bin sik ɛn i bin saf, i nɔ bin agens am.
  Ɛn di Nazi dɛn disayd wantɛm wantɛm fɔ transfa di 6th SS Panzer Army ɛn siksti pan di divishɔn dɛn we ful-ɔp pas ɔl to di ist frɔnt. I nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ ayd ɔltogɛda di kɔnsɛntreshɔn fɔ di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn na di brij ed dɛn na di Vistula, ɛn Mɔdel bin ebul fɔ mek di difɛns strɔng. Apat frɔm dat, dis layɔn fɔ difɛns bin pul di rizɔv dɛn frɔm di artileri barrage we di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin de yuz, ɛn i bin mek di sɛkɔn ɛn tɔd layn fɔ difɛns strɔng pas ɔl.
  I bin ebul bak fɔ mek Hitlɛr transfa pat pan in sojaman dɛn to Ɔŋgaria ɛn Slovakia. Di Fuhrer bin disayd se if dɛn nɔ bin de tink se dɛn go fɛt na Itali, dat min se i pɔsibul fɔ pul sɔm pan di sojaman dɛn kɔmɔt de.
  Stalin bin si insɛf wantɛm wantɛm wit di Wehrmacht, we bin stil de kɔntrol wan impɔtant pat na Yurop ɛn... i bin de shem. Di tin bin chenj bad bad wan, Josɛf bin want fɔ dil wit am fɔs.
  Di ofensiv fo di senta bin plan fo Janwari 20. Insay rial istri, i bigin 8 dez bifo dat, ɛn insay di wɛda we nɔ bin rili fayn.
  Bɔt naw, Chɔchil nɔ bin aks Stalin fɔ atak, ɛn di Soviet edman fɔ di GKO we bin de tek tɛm ɔltɛm, bin fil sɔm kɔnfyushɔn. Na tru se di tin we mek sɛns pas ɔl na fɔ mek dɛn bigin fɛt kwik kwik wan fɔ mek di Jamani dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ mek dɛn difens strɔng wit di yunit dɛn we dɛn transfa frɔm di Wɛst. Bɔt wan pan di tin dɛn we Stalin nɔ bin ebul fɔ du na we i nɔ bin ebul fɔ disayd fɔ du sɔntin pan ɔl we di tin bin chenj wantɛm wantɛm ɛn tin dɛn we nɔ bin klia.
  Fɔ ɛgzampul, di lida nɔ bin gɛt maynd fɔ atak Hitlɛr fɔs insay 1941. Stalin nɔ bin gɛt maynd fɔ tek Bɛlin bak insay Fɛbwari 1945, pan ɔl we bikɔs dɛn nɔ bin gɛt fiul ɛn amunishɔn i nɔ bin izi fɔ mek di Jaman kɔwnta atak frɔm Pomerania bin fɔ dɔn wok fayn. Di Suprim Kɔmanda-in-Chif nɔ bin gɛt maynd bak fɔ du dairekt soja invayshɔn na Yugoslavia, agens di Tito we dɛn bin et, fɔ aneks teritɔri dɛn na Iran, ɔ fɔ mek kɔmyunis gɔvmɛnt na Finland.
  Stalin bin ɔltɛm de kɔntrol insɛf mɔ pan fɔrin polisi pas in domestik polisi. Nɔbɔdi nɔ de fred fɔrina dɛn igen, ɛn ivin sɔm rɛspɛkt nɔ de igen. So, kontri to lojik, di lida rili hesitate and disayd to postpone di ofensiv fo di senta fo nau.
  Di nɔmba fɔ di Jamani sojaman dɛn we bin de na di Ami Grup Vistula bin bɔku kwik kwik wan. Insay wan mɔnt, di nɔmba na di infantri bin dubl frɔm 800 tawzin to 1650, pan tank ɛn gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf frɔm 1136 to 3870 motoka dɛn, pan artileri frɔm 4103 to 8000 tawzin, ɛn pan avieshɔn frɔm 270 to 2100 plen dɛn.
  So, di Jamani dɛn bin ebul fɔ mek di we aw di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn sojaman dɛn bɛtɛ pas dɛn, nɔ bin rili bad lɛk aw dɛn bin de du trade. Apat frɔm dat, Mɔdel bin bil wan difens we go wok mɔ.
  Afta we di bɔm bin dɔn, Jamani bin mek di tin dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ mek tin dɛn mɔ ɛn mɔ. Ɛspɛshali ME-262 jet fɛt plen dɛn. Di las motoka bin de kam fɔ bi pɔsin we pɔsin kin abop pan pan tɛknik, ɛn in wet bin de go dɔŋ. Di HE-162, we na di bɛst fɛt plen na di wɔl we i kam pan di we aw i de flay, bin sho bak se i gɛt bɔku prɔmis.
  Ɛn di Arado jet bɔm bɔm bin bɔku, ɛn nyu chenj dɛn bin kam. Smɔl smɔl, di Jaman avieshɔn bigin fɔ gɛt kwaliti we pas di Soviet avieshɔn. Pan ɔl we di wan dɛn we de mek di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn plen dɛn stil de fa frɔm di we aw wan ful-ful jet plen tan. Lɛ wi mɛmba se di MIG-15 bigin fɔ flay insay 1948 nɔmɔ, ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ mek am insay 1949. Ɛn dis bin apin insay pis tɛm ɛn wit di ɛp we Jamani disayna ɛn divɛlɔpmɛnt dɛn bin ɛp am.
  We dɛn tink bɔt di we aw dɛn bin de mek jet monsta dɛn kwik kwik wan, dɛn bin de aks kwɛstyɔn bɔt di we aw di USSR bɛtɛ pas ɔlman na di ays.
  Insay tank bildin i bin bɛtɛ smɔl, bɔt di Nazi dɛn bin ebul fɔ put insay mas prodakshɔn di E-25 sɛlf-prɔpul gɔn, we bin gɛt kwik fayn klos wit 88-mm kanɔn ɛn wan lɔw silhouette ɛn wet. Di possibiliti fɔ di apinɛns fɔ E-siris motoka dɛn kin sho se dɛn bɛtɛ pan kwaliti pas di Jamani dɛn we dɛn de bil tank.
  Bɔt di "Panther" bin stil kip di supiriɔriti insay ed-ɔn fɛt pas di T-35-85, mɔ bikɔs ɔf in mɔ armor-piercing gun, ɛn di "Panzer"-4 bin gɛt frontal armor ɛn armour we, pan ɔl we in low silhouette , bin rili satisfay. Di Panta in gɔn bin ebul fɔ bia wit ɔl di Soviet tank dɛn, ɛn 80 mm we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ fɛt we bin de angle 45 digri bin de protɛkt dɛn fayn fayn wan. Wit ay-kwaliti armour, dis giv di Germans supiriority fo but ova di T-34-85.
  Ɛn bikɔs di fɛt-fɛt na di Wɛst bin stɔp, di kapitalis dɛn bigin fɔ saplae alɔy ɛlimɛnt dɛn, we min se di kwaliti fɔ di klos dɛn bigin fɔ impɔtant.
  Ɛn di Lev tank dɛn we dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi divɛlɔp ɛn di mɔ advans ɛn kɔmpakt Panther-2 de na di rod. Di Krauts de tray fɔ lanch dɛn insay siriɔs. I kam fɔ no se di Wehrmacht kin gɛt tɛm fɔ kɔrɛkt sɔm pan di wikɛd tin dɛn we i gɛt ɛn gɛt advantej.
  Stalin, afta sɔm mitin dɛn, i bin tɛl dɛn fɔ atak am Febuwari 5. I nɔ bin gɛt ɛni bɛnifit igen fɔ delay.
  Bɔt di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi bil wan dense difens ɛn dɛn bin gɛt inof trɛnk fɔ bia di atak wit skilful difens. Dɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt bad bad wan fɔ pas wan mɔnt. Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin ebul fɔ go bifo frɔm 15 to 30 kilomita ɛn dɛn nɔ bin brok di fɔs layn. Di ston wɔl nɔ bin giv-ɔp.
  Insay di midul pat na Mach, di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi go fɛt na Budapest. Dɛn bin ebul fɔ ajɔst sɔm taktik sakrifays dɛn, ɛn ivin mek sɔm bɔyl dɛn. Di we aw dɛn bin de yuz tin dɛn fɔ si na nɛt ɛn fɔ atak pipul dɛn na dak, bin tɔn to fayn.
  Dɛn bin fos di Soviet sojaman dɛn fɔ kɔmɔt na di say we dɛn bin de rawnd dɛn wit fɛt ɛn rɔn bak pas di Danube.
  Bɔt pan ɔl we di taktik sakrifays, dɛn nɔ bin alaw di Fritz fɔ divɛlɔp dɛn atak pan Budapest bay nyu stratejik Sɔviɛt rizɔv dɛn. Na tru se di Nazi dɛn bin mek di fɔs ples lɛvul ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ mek dɛn ebul fɔ fɛt fɔ dɛnsɛf mɔ.
  Di Allies nɔ gɛt bɔku lak yet wit Japan sɛf. Di landin na di Filipins bin dɔn wit fayl. Di Japan fɛt ship dɛn, we di big big Yamato bin de bifo, bin ebul fɔ ambɔg ɛn pwɛl di ship dɛn we bin de land ɛn bɔku kruza dɛn.
  So di we aw Amɛrika ɛn British bin de go bifo na di Pasifik bin slo. Bɔt di Land we di San we De Rayt de, nɔ bin gɛt di trɛnk igen fɔ atak insɛf.
  Bɔt di wɔ bin stil de drɛg, ɛn no sayn nɔ bin de fɔ se blitzkrieg.
  Ɛn Stalin bin tray fɔ mek di fasist dɛn nɔ gɛt wanwɔd. Bikɔs ɔf di chenj we dɛn bin de chenj di prizina dɛn fɔ wɔ, di Kraut dɛn bin ful-ɔp dɛn ay flet wit ɛkspiriɛns payɔt dɛn, ɛn kɔntinyu fɔ mek dɛn jet avieshɔn strɔng. Ɛn di Panther-2 tank bin dɔn go insay mas prodakshɔn ɛn tɔn to wan kɔmplit saksesful motoka, pas ɔl di Soviet brand dɛn pan fɛt kwaliti dɛn. Na di sem tɛm, di animal we de it animal gɛt fayn fayn injin we gɛt 900 ɔspawɛl, ɛn wan royal tayga gɔn we ebul fɔ go insay 158 mm klos we de fa 1500 mita, wit 150 mm inklin frɔntal klos.
  Di Layɔn tank bin jɔs bi wan nyu brand - dɛn bin shift di tɔrɛt bak, ɛn di injin ɛn transmishɔn bin de togɛda na wan yunit, ɛn di giabɔks bin de na di injin sɛf. So, di "Lvov" famili bin tɔn aut fɔ gɛt kɔmpakt layout ɛn dɛn bin gɛt fayn fayn ratio: wɛpɔn, wɛpɔn, wet.
  Pan ɔl we di Nazi dɛn bin de let, dɛn bin ebul fɔ disayn gud tank dɛn we bin de wok fayn ɛn we bin ebul fɔ pas di Soviet brand dɛn.
  Na Epril 15, we Mashal Zhukov bin dɔn gɛda 2.5 milyɔn sojaman dɛn ɛn bɔku tank dɛn, i bin bigin fɔ fɛt. Na di sem Mobɛl bin de agens am. Mainstein bin gɛt dayamɔn fɔ di Knight"s Cross fɔ in sakses na Ander, ɛn i bi di sɛkɔn Reichsmarshal afta Goering.
  Ɛn na in Hitlɛr bin trɔs di kɔmand fɔ di sawt pat na di frɔnt. Zhukov in blo bin strɔng, bɔt Mɔdel pul in sojaman dɛn kɔmɔt na di fɔs layn fɔ difens ɛn i bin ebul fɔ stɔp di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn advans na di sɛkɔn layn.
  Di Wehrmacht bin dɔn strɔng bay dis tɛm. Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin gɛt trɛnk wit di ɛp we bɔku pipul dɛn we dɛn bin fri as prizina fɔ wɔ bin ɛp dɛn ɛn dɛn bin gɛt di fayn fayn MP-44 asɔlt rayf, we dɛn bin de mek am mɔ ɛn mɔ ɔltɛm.
  Di prodakshɔn fɔ tank ɛn gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf bin bɔku... Bɔt di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat, di fɛt-fɛt spirit we di Jamani sojaman dɛn bin gɛt bin gro, dɛn bin rɛdi fɔ fɛt te dɛn dɔn.
  We dɛn bin lɔs bɔku bɔku tin dɛn, bay Epril 22, Zhukov bin ebul fɔ brok di difɛns layn we bin de na di sɛnt, bɔt we di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn bit bin kɔmɔt na di say we dɛn bin de du di wok, dat nɔ bin mek i pɔsibul fɔ pas Wɔsaw. Di ɛnimi dɛn sawt armored grup bin stat wan strɔng kɔntra atak ɛn pan Epril 26, dɛn bin rawnd bɔku bɔku sojaman dɛn na di Rɛd Ami.
  Dɛn bin mek wan balans we nɔ izi na di ays, bɔt Jamani jet bɔm dɛn, bikɔs ɔf dɛn spid, bin ebul fɔ bɔm wit prɛktikal pɔnishmɛnt - disrɔb di sapɔt. Apat frɔm dat, di Fritz dɛn bin de yuz rɔket bɔm dɛn we dɛn kin yuz redio fɔ kɔntrol, we bin de land kɔrɛkt wan ɛn pwɛl di say dɛn we dɛn kin krɔs.
  Stalin bin vɛks bad bad wan, ɛn i nɔ bin alaw di Soviet sojaman dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn rawnd fɔ pul dɛn kɔmɔt. Bɔt bikɔs dɛn bin yuz amunishɔn ɛn fiul kwik kwik wan, di heroic Soviet yunit dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ ol am fɔ lɔng tɛm.
  We May bigin, dɛn bin dɔnawe wit bɔku pan di Soviet sojaman dɛn we bin de na di poket: dɛn bin pwɛl sɔm pat pan dɛn ɛn dɛn bin kech sɔm pat pan dɛn. Di atak we Zhukov bin de kɔmand bin dɔn wit wan big soja disasta, ɛn dis bin mek di Soviet sojaman dɛn tɔn bak pas di Vistula.
  Bɔt Stalin bin sho se i trangayes ɛn i bin tɛl dɛn fɔ kip di brij ed dɛn pan ɔl we dɛn nɔ go tek am.
  Di Tɔd Rayk na di Wɛst bin kɔntrol di Netherlands, ɛn bak di Frɛnch dɛn - Ɛlsarz ɛn Lɔrin wit Laksambɔg. So, di Fritz dɛn stil gɛt inof tin dɛn fɔ mek dɛn ebul fɔ mek wɛpɔn dɛn mɔ we dɛn nɔ de bɔm. Ɛspɛshali izi ɛn smɔl HE-162.
  So di advantej we bin de na di ays bin pas smɔl smɔl to di fasist dɛn. Di Jaman es we bin gɛt bɔku sakrifays, Huffman, bin gɛt di rank fɔ bi mɛja pan May 8 ɛn togɛda wit am HE-162.
  As i nɔ tu te, i bin klia, di nyu mashin bin rili fayn fɔ Huffman in stayl: fɔ atak di ɛnimi dɛn nia am. I gɛt rili gud manejmɛnt ɛn spid.
  Ɛn di mɔs prodaktiv as insay Wɔl Wɔ Tu kɔntinyu fɔ rak ɔp skɔ. Wɛl, Mainstein bin bigin fɔ fɛt na Ɔŋgaria. Di Jamani dɛn bin yuz di taktik dɛn bak fɔ strayk ɛn manej na nɛt na dak, ɛn dɛn bin yuz jet bɔm dɛn bak.
  Bɔt dɛn bin de go bifo smɔl smɔl ɛn dɛn bin lɔs bɔku tin dɛn. Di Soviet ami nɔ bin de igen lɛk aw dɛn bin de. Di sojaman dɛn bin gɛt ɛkspiriɛns fɔ fɛt ɛn dɛn nɔ bin gri, ɛn dɛn bin de sho tranga wan se dɛn nɔ tinap tranga wan ɛn dɛn bin de du bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn we bin de fɛt fɔ dɛnsɛf. Ɛn di kɔmand fɔ di Rɛd Ami bin du sɔntin kwik kwik wan ɛn briŋ rizɔv dɛn kam na di fɛt klos to di rayt tɛm.
  Bikɔs di Jamani dɛn bin lɔs bɔku mɔni, dɛn bin go bifo fɔ wan ɔndrɛd kilomita, ɛn bikɔs dɛn nɔ bin rich na Budapest smɔl, dɛn bin stɔp. Pantap dat, di Soviet kɔmand bin tray fɔ atak dɛn bak. Bɔt nɔto rili saksesful so fa.
  Di Jaman gɔn e-25 we de mek insɛf sɛf dɔn pruv se i sabi fɔ difend insɛf fayn fayn wan. Di lɔw silhouette ɛn strɔng frɔntal klos bin mek am pɔsibul fɔ sho se i bɛtɛ pas ɔlman na di fɛt fil, inklud di SU-100.
  Di hot sɔmma insay 1945 bin kam. Dɛn bin dɔn pul blɔd bad bad wan pan ɔl tu di say dɛn insay di fɛt dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn fɛt bifo. Dɛn bin fos Hitlɛr fɔ stɔp di fɛt we dɛn bin de fɛt na Ɔŋgaria. Stalin insɛf bin tray fɔ ol di brij ed dɛn. Wan big fɛt bigin fɔ bɔl na di ays.
  Na Julay 2, 1945, Huffman bin shot in 400th plen, ɛn fɔ dis dɛn bin gi am di Golden Oak Leaves to the Knight"s Cross. So i bi di sɛkɔn payɔnia we gɛt dis kayn ɔda. Fɔs
  I bin tɔn aut fɔ bi di lay lay Rudel.
  Pan di Soviet aces, Kozhedub tek fɔs ples wit kɔnfidɛns, i bin gɛt di tɔd sta pan Ɔgɔst 19 fɔ di Hiro fɔ di USSR fɔ di 75th ɛnimi ayrakt we dɛn bin dɔn fɔdɔm. Ɛn dis pan ɔl we di kwalitatif supiriɔriti bin de pas mɔ ɛn mɔ to di Luftwaffe.
  Smɔl smɔl, di Jamani dɛn bin stɔp fɔ mek motoka dɛn we dɛn de yuz prɔpala, ɛn dɛn bin put jet injin dɛn insay dɛn ples. Di ɔtom 1945 bin si di apia fɔ di nyu mɔdel ME-262 we gɛt swip wing ɛn we bin de spid te to 1,100 kilomita pan awa.
  Di sɔma bin pas wit atak ɛn fɛt-fɛt. Insay Ɔgɔst, di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin tray fɔ brok di Jaman pozishɔn dɛn na Is Prɔshia. Di fɛt bin tek lɛk wan mɔnt so, bɔt i nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ win di pawaful Jaman difens.
  Di Jamani dɛn, insɛf nɔ bin fos di atak. Dɛn bin inkrisayz di nɔmba fɔ nyu Panther-2 ɛn Lev tank dɛn ɛn tray fɔ tek di tɔtal ɛya supiriɔriti.
  Di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin lɔs di sapɔt ɔnda Lend-Lease ɛn dis bin afɛkt di soja prodakshɔn bad bad wan. Di disayd fɔ ol di brij ed dɛn na di Vistula bin tu kɔst fɔ di Rɛd Ami. Ɛn i nɔ bin pe fɔ am.
  En di Germans tu get disko...
  Stalin, afta sɔm tɛm we i bin de shem, i disayd fɔ atak na Ɔŋgaria. Di tɛritri de de mek pɔsin fil fayn mɔ. Bɔt in jɔnal, wi fɔ admit se, i bin de tan lɛk di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ mɔ ɛn mɔ. We di layn dɛn nɔ bin de muv, ɛn di sayd we bin de atak bin lɔs bɔku mɔ pas di difensiv sayd.
  Ɛn di Soviet kɔmand bin kam fɔ no se strɔng fɔmɛshɔn dɛn na di Fritz. Di fɛt bin drɛg te to let ɔtom. Stalin dis tɛm bin de aks fɔ wan ɔfɛnsif ɛn disisiv sakrifays.
  Bɔt di trɛnk nɔ bin du fɔ am, ɔ fɔ se di ɛnimi nɔ bin wik pas dat. Di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn, bikɔs ɔf jet ayrakt dɛn, bin tek di tin we dɛn bin dɔn bigin fɔ du na di ays ɛn yuz di laytst, rili ifɛktiv gɔn ɛn tank dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ fɛt dɛnsɛf. Ɛn i bin pɔsibul fɔ sho difrɛns nɔmɔ di bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn sojaman dɛn bin de du.
  Di T-44 tank bin tɔn to tu kruk ɛn i nɔ bin rili izi fɔ mek dɛn put am na bɔku bɔku wan, so di T-34-85 bin stil bi di men motoka.
  Dɛn bin de mek di IS-3 insay smɔl smɔl grup dɛn. Bɔt dis motoka, pan ɔl we i bin gɛt fayn fayn protɛkshɔn fɔ di frɔnt, i bin tɔn aut fɔ bi se i nɔ bin rili wok, mɔ we i kam pan aw i de drayv.
  Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin tray bak fɔ atak na Is Prɔshia ɛn na di Vistula, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ brok di ɛnimi dɛn frɔnt ɛnisay. Ɛn di Jamani dɛnsɛf bin jɔs de fɛt fɔ dɛnsɛf.
  Hitler nɔ bin wɛl, ɛn na di edman fɔ di SS, we nem Himler, bin de du di rial wok we di Suprim Kɔmanda bin de du. Ɛn dis man we bin de kil pipul dɛn we gɛt glas bin tek tɛm. Goering, tu, bikɔs ɔf drag abiuz, kɔmplit wan rɔtin. Na so Himmler bin ebul fɔ tek pawa we nɔ gɛt limit.
  Bɔt di edman fɔ di SS bin wet ɛn kɔnt bad bad wan pan nyu kayn wɛpɔn dɛn. Di Fritzes dɔn ɔlrɛdi ebul fɔ lanch nyuklia riaktɔ bay we dɛn kɔrɛkt di mistek wit grafayt, ɛn apat frɔm dat, dɛn dɔn rili saksesful fɔ sho wan nyu jɛnɛreshɔn pan ayrakt - disk plen. So dis freak bin de kɔnt pan wan mirekul wɛpɔn, ɛn i bin lɛk fɔ sev in trɛnk.
  Apat frɔm dat, i nɔ go izi fɔ mek di Alay dɛn bigin fɔ fɛt bak agens di Tɔd Rayk. Afta we di land nɔ bin wok na di Filipins, di Amɛrika pipul dɛn bin tek tɛm bak fɔ push di Japan pipul dɛn kɔmɔt na di ayland dɛn. Dɔn dɛn bin muf krɔs di Pasifik Oshɔn, bɔt dɛn bin muf sloslo pasmak. No wɔnda we dɛn gi Nimitz in taktik dɛn niknem: frɔm palm to palm.
  Nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn dɔn pas di tɛst, bɔt te naw, sɔntɛm i nɔ izi fɔ gɛt Jepan insɛf. Insay Sɛptɛmba 1945, di Amɛrikan dɛn bin tray, bɔt dɛn rɔn go mit dɛn ɛn dɛn lɔs dɛn tu nyuklia bɔm dɛn ya. So fɔ naw, Hiroshima ɛn Nagasaki tinap.
  Ɛn di Japan pipul dɛn we dɔn gɛt ɛkspiriɛns, dɛn kin yuz dɛn fɛt-fɛt ship dɛn fayn fayn wan, ɛn dis kin mek Amɛrika ɛn Briten tek tɛm pasmak. So, Truman, we tek Ruzvelt in ples, nɔ gɛt trump kad yet fɔ put prɛshɔn pan di USSR ɛn di Third Reich.
  Insay di midul pat pan Novɛmba 1945, di Rɛd Ami bin stɔp fɔ fɛt, ɛn di fɛt bin muf go na di ay faz ɛn smɔl smɔl shel dɛn.
  I bin kam klia to Stalin se di fɛt dɔn rich wan pozishɔnal dɛdlɔk. Ɛn di bɛst we fɔ pul dis na fɔ dɔn di pis. Bɔt... Himler ɛn Hitler bin want at le sɔm teritɔrial bɛnifit frɔm di USSR ɛn dɛn bin stil biliv di mirekul wɛpɔn.
  So insay Janwari 1946, Stalin bin disayd fɔ tray bak fɔ brok di bak we di fasist gɔvmɛnt bin gɛt.
  
  IF NICHOLAS II GO GεT PUTIN IN LכK
  Nicholas II bin gɛt Putin in lɔk frɔm di Gɔd dɛn... In Romanov korona bin go ɔf wit wan bang. Ɛn no bad tin nɔ apin. Dɔn, di ia dɛn we di ikɔnomi bin de go bifo ɛn di prɔsperiti bin kam. Ekspɛnshɔn insay Chaina. Na tru se dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ avɔyd wɔ wit Jepan. Bɔt yu tink se dis na bad bad ɛnimi fɔ Rɔshia? Di atak we dɛn bin atak di skwadron nɔ bin wok fɔ di Japan pipul dɛn. Di Rɔshian dɛn bin ebul fɔ put di ship dɛn pan alert ɛn dɛn bin tɔn di atak, ɛn bɔku pan di ship dɛn we bin de pwɛl di ship dɛn bin sink.
  Dɔn Admiral Makarov nɔ day, bɔt i bin mek di Japan pipul dɛn win bɔku bɔku wan na di si. Fɔ bi wan kayn Ushakov na di Pasifik Oshɔn. Rɔshia bin tek Koria ɛn di Kuril Ayland dɛn kwik kwik wan. Achieve big sakses.
  Dɛn bin fos Jepan fɔ gri fɔ mek pis. I bin gi Rɔshia ɔl tu Taywan ɛn di wan ol Kuril rij. I bin pe big big indemniti ɛn i bin lɛf fɔ tɔk bɔt di tin dɛn we i bin de tɔk agens Chaina.
  Di Tsarist Ɛmpaya bin mek Zheltorossiya, ɛn bifo dat, dɛn bin put Mɔngolia, Manchuria, ɛn Koria insay di stet. Di tin dɛn we Chaynish bin gɛt bin bi Rɔshian provins dɛn. Dɛn bil chɔch dɛn, Rɔshian pipul dɛn bin kam de.
  Tsar Nicholas II ivin, bay wan spɛshal lɔ, alaw am fɔ tek ɔda sɛkɔn wɛf - wan Chaynish uman. So dat Rɔshian dɛn go ebul fɔ bɔn mɔ.
  Ɛn fɔ tru, no rivɔlɔshɔn ɔ hesitation nɔ de fɔ di monaki. Ɔltin fayn. Di ikɔnomi growth ivin ay pas di rial istri. Pantap dat, no rɔblɛs nɔ bin de insay 1905-1907, ɛn nɔbɔdi nɔ bin pwɛl frɔm dɛn. Fɔ tɔk smɔl, ɔltin bin go fayn!
  Bɔt afta dat, di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ bigin. Rɔshia dɔn rili rɛdi fɔ am. Di Duma nɔ de ambɔg di we aw pipul dɛn de yuz gɔn. Di ikɔmi de go bifo, bɔku pipul dɛn de de, inklud Chaynish pipul dɛn. Wan ami we gɛt tu ɛn af milyɔn pipul dɛn insay pis tɛm. Di wan we big pas ɔl di ɔda wan dɛn na di wɔl. Agens Jamani in siks ɔndrɛd tawzin.
  Ɛn afta dat, di fɛt-fɛt bigin.
  Ɛn bak i bin gɛt sakrifays. Samsonov win Hindenburg na Is Prɔshia. Brusilov tek Przemysl en Krakow pan di muv. Di Rɔshian dɛn de go bifo. Di tsarist ami gɛt bɔku layt tank dɛn we gɛt mashin gɔn, ɛn dɛn de krɔs di Prɔshian ɛn Ɔstria dɛn. Di Rɔshian dɛn go bifo na di Ɔda. Dɛn tek Koenigsberg ɛn Budapest. Dɛn de kam nia Bɛlin.
  Bak insay Disɛmba, pan ɔl we di kol sizin bin de, dɛn bin atak di kapital siti na Jamani. En dem tek am...
  Na Janwari 7, Ɔtodɔks Krismas, Jamani sɔrɛnda. Rɔshia bin tek Vienna ɛn Istanbul bak ivin bifo dat. Bɔljiɔ bin tek di sayd fɔ di tsarist ɛmpaya.
  Dɛn bin sayn pis tɛm na Sɛnt Pitasbɔg. Rɔshia bin gɛt land dɛn te to di Ɔda, Galisia, di Chɛk Kiŋdɔm, di Slovak Kiŋdɔm, ɛn di Ɔngari Kiŋdɔm. Transilvania bin go na Romɛnia. Rɔshia bin gɛt bak Eshia Maynɔ, Irak, Siria, ɛn af pat na Palestayn. Di British dɛn bin stil ebul fɔ tek di sawt pat na Palestayn.
  Dɛn bin chaj Jamani fɔ bɔku bɔku mɔni fɔ pe dɛn. Ɛn Ɔstria bin bi wan rili smɔl kɔntri.
  Di kiŋdɔm dɛn na Chɛk, Slovakia, ɛn Ɔngari bin kam fɔ bi pat pan di Rɔshian Ɛmpaya, ɛn dɛn bin gri se Nikolas di Sɛkɔn na dɛn kiŋ. Di Yugoslavia kiŋdɔm bin gri bak se Nikolas di Sɛkɔn na in tsa ɛn i bin bi pat pan di Rɔshian Ɛmpaya pan ɔl we dɛn bin gɛt wan patikyula pawa fɔ du wetin dɛn want. Di Kiŋdɔm na Polan bin big pasmak. Bɔt Nikolas di Sɛkɔn bin stɔp in yon gɔvmɛnt. Jɔs lɛk Finland.
  Di kiŋ in ɛmpaya bin kam fɔ bi big wan. Bɔt i nɔ bin stɔp fɔ mek pipul dɛn bɔku. Di nɛks tin we dɛn bin du na fɔ win Saudi Arabia. Ɛn afta dat, togɛda wit Briten, dɛn sheb Iran. Pantap dat, Rɔshia bin tek tu-tɛd pat pan di kɔntri.
  Ɛn fɔ dɔn, insay 1918, dɛn bin win Afganistan ɛn sheb am wit Briten.
  Di limit fɔ di wɔl bin dɔn.
  Rɔshia bin de ɛnjɔy wan big big ikɔnomi bak. Jɔs lɛk Frans, we bin gɛt bak wetin bin lɔs ɔnda Bismak. Tin bin wɔs smɔl na Briten. Dis ɛmpaya bin go insay wan stet we i bin de go dɔŋ. Mɔ prɛsishɔn, ikɔmik stagnɛshɔn. USA bin prosper bak.
  Te di big ikɔmik kraysis bin apin insay 1929. I bin hit Amɛrika ɛn Jamani di wan dɛn we at pas ɔl, Frans ɛn Briten bin wik pas ɔl. I bin afɛkt Rɔshia bak.
  Di we aw pipul dɛn bin de tink bɔt di monaki bin bigin fɔ gro bak. Ɛn di tin dɛn we ripablik want ɛn fɔ mek dɛn mek wan palɛmint.
  Insay 1931, wan nyu wɔ bin bigin wit Jepan. Rɔshia bin dɔn de wok tranga wan fɔ go na Chaena bifo. Anɛks bɔku rijyɔn ɛn provins dɛn.
  Bɔt di samurai bin want fɔ revaŋg.
  Bɔt di win we Jepan win bin ivin kwik ɛn izi pas di fɔs wɔ. Pantap dat, dɛn bin win di siti sɛf. Ɛn i bin bi pat bak na Rɔshia as provins. Ɛn Tsa Nikolas II bin ad Maykado we kɔmɔt Jepan to in taytul. Rɔshia dɔn tek ɔlmost ɔl Chaina. Briten we wik ɛn Amɛrika nɔ bin ebul fɔ du natin fɔ stɔp dis.
  Di Tsarist Empire bin bi di big kɔntri na di wɔl we i kam pan pipul dɛn ɛn di say dɛn we dɛn bin de. Fɔ pas Briten. We bin gɛt smɔl smɔl kɔntrol pan in teritɔri ɛn di pipul dɛn we bin de na di kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de rul.
  India dɔn ɔlrɛdi de ledɔm fɔ jɔyn Rɔshia.
  Hitler bin kam na pawa na Jamani, bɔt... Na tru se i nɔ bin ivin ebul fɔ tɔk bɔt wɔ agens Rɔshia. Di maksimam we yu kin du na fɔ aks fɔ sɔntin bak frɔm Frans.
  Hitler bin rɔn bifo Nikolas di Sɛkɔn. A bin de fred dis big big kiŋ.
  Bɔt insay Mach 1937, Nikolas di Gret bin fɔdɔm we i bin de flay insay plen. Ɛn wan rul we bin rili gɛt glori ɛn win we bin tek lɛk fɔti tri ia so, bin dɔn. Wan pan di wan dɛn we lɔng pas ɔl na Rɔshia in istri ɛn sɔntɛm di wan dɛn we gɛt glori pas ɔl.
  Nikolas II bin lɛf in ɛmpaya big ɛn pawaful. Bɔt i sɔri fɔ no se nɔto mi bɔy pikin. Alɛksi bin day bikɔs ɔf ɛmofilia. Nikolas II in brɔda in pikin we nem Kiril di Fɔs, bin bi Tsa. Bɔt i nɔ bin rul fɔ lɔng tɛm ɛn i day wan ia afta dat. Fɔ transfa di tron to Vladimir III to in pikin.
  Di nyu kiŋ bin gɛt in yon vishɔn bɔt di tumara bambay na Rɔshia. Ɛn i bin mek wan agrimɛnt wit Hitlɛr ɛn Musɔlini fɔ fɛt Briten ɛn Frans. Di Jamani dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi tek Ɔstria ɛn dɛn dɔn strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ. Wi bin gɛda wi sojaman dɛn. Insay Me 1941, di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ bigin.
  Rɔshia bin muf go na di say dɛn we British ɛn Frɛnch dɛn bin de rul na Eshia ɛn Afrika. Ɛn di Nazi dɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt Frans. Ɔlrɛdi na Jun 22, Paris bin fɔdɔm. Ɛn insay Jun 30, Frans bin giv-ɔp. Rɔshia, we nɔ bin gɛt ɛni prɔblɛm, bin tek India, Indochina ɛn go insay Afrika. Sɔm prɔblɛm dɛn dɔn kam na di kɔntinɛnt we dak. I tu hot, kɔmyunikeshɔn strɛch ɛn rod nɔ de.
  Nays gyal pikin dɛn we bin de na di Rɔshian Alɛgzanda-3 tank bin de drayv along di Nayl na wan say we de na di sawt. Di gyal pikin dɛn we bin de insay di tank bin wam. Ɛn nɔbɔdi nɔ bin de fɔ fɛt wit. Dɛn bin skata di Inglish dɛn ɛn kech dɛn na di fɛt we bin dɔn pas.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ tinap fɔ am. Dɛn put wan bɔbɔ biɛn di wil na wan tank, ɛn prɔmis fɔ tɛl am tɛnki na bed.
  Ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ rɔn afta di motoka. Rɔsh yusɛf, de flash yu bare il. Ɛn dɛnsɛf insay jɔs wan bikini.
  Wan big ɛn versatile 4.
  Natasha jomp op ɛn tɔk se:
  - Stil, dis wɔ de go kwik kwik wan. Di kɔlonial sojaman dɛn we di Frɛnch ɛn British bin de sɔrɛnda afta tu-tri shot!
  Zoya tɔn ova insay wan jomp ɛn chirp:
  - Fɔ Tsar Vladimir! Mek i bi di big wan pan di big wan dɛn!
  Ɔgɔstin bin kik di pam tik wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we tan lɛk gyal pikin ɛn i bin de swɛt:
  - Mek i bi so!
  Svetlana swɛt, i splash in fut we nɔ gɛt natin na di pɔt:
  - Mek i kol pas dis!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn de rɔn ɛn flash dɛn il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, we rawnd ɛn we gɛt dɔti smɔl.
  Natasha bin aks in padi dɛn se:
  - Us kayn bɔy pikin yu lɛk? Wayt, blak, rɛd?
  Zoya bin grin ɛn ansa se:
  - Difrɛn! Dɛn ɔl na gud man dɛn!
  Ɔgɔstin bin rili tɔk se:
  - Lɛ wi kech tu-tri smɔl Indian dɛn ɛn ɛnjɔy wisɛf!
  Zoya shek in ed bad bad wan:
  - I nɔ go fayn!
  Ɔgɔstin bin de grin.
  - Dis na big tin!
  Svetlana bin gi advays, we i de sho in tit:
  - Ɛn i nɔ de gɛt ɛni kol! Although... Wetin mek yu nɔ frolic wit di smɔl blak wan dɛn? Dis na kul tin!
  Natasha bin de gigl ɛn sho in tit dɛn:
  - Wi go rili kul! We wi win!
  Zoya bin swɛt:
  - Di prins taytul de wet fɔ wi!
  Ɔgɔstin we bin want fɔ du sɔntin bin de ala se:
  - Ɛn wan ol ami fɔ gigolos!
  Svetlana bin de ala wit wamat se:
  - Mek layt ɛn sɛks de!
  Dɔn i sho in tit dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin de shayn brayt pas pal.
  Natasha bin tɔk bak bɔt wan fayn tin we i bin de tink bɔt:
  - Na plenti intrestin tin de fo di wold. Bɔt wan tin nɔ klia, wetin mek wi Rɔshian dɛn biliv sɔntin we nɔ kɔmɔt frɔm wi pipul dɛn!
  Zoya bin vɛks bad bad wan muv in fut we nɔ gɛt natin pan di kɔblɛs ston dɛn ɛn grɔmbul:
  - Yes, wi nid wi fet! I sɔm kayn we nɔ siriɔs fɔ tek di Ju fayn fayn stori dɛn as Gɔd in wɔd.
  Ɔgɔstin bin stik in tong, du sɔmsɔlt we i de rɔn, ɛn tɔk se:
  - So sɔntɛm i bɛtɛ fɔ tek Rɔshian fayn fayn stori dɛn as Gɔd in wɔd!
  Svetlana bin gri wit dis:
  - Rɔshian fayn fayn stori dɛn bɛtɛ pasmak. a tink se mi sef - di Russian Lada beta pas di Ju Maria.
  Natasha bin nɔd fɔ sho se i gri se:
  - Lada na rial Mama fɔ Gɔd ɛn Mama fɔ di Gɔd dɛn! Pantap dat, in ia na gold, nɔto blak. Nays ɛn sote go yɔŋ Lada! I de gi gyal pikin dɛn fayn ɛn yɔŋ we go de sote go!
  Zoya bin swɛt ɛn ansa se:
  - Yes... Di Slav dɛn fɔgɛt dɛn Demiurge Gɔd dɛn. Bɔt naw, we ɔlman no se di Baybul ful-ɔp wit mistek ɛn na buk we de agens sayɛns, na tɛm fɔ mek di Rɔshian fet gɛt layf bak!
  Ɔgɔstin bin jomp ɔp pas dat. I kik wan branch wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn se:
  - Na dat! Mek wi mek wi yon rilijɔn! Fɔ tru, if yu biliv sɔntin, na di Rɔshian Gɔd dɛn!
  Svetlana bin tɔk wit sɛns se:
  - Ɛn gɛt lokal opium fɔ di pipul dɛn!
  Natasha bin rɔsh fɔ mek i klia se:
  -Una na pipul we nɔ biliv se Gɔd de?
  Svetlana bin tɔk fayn fayn wan se:
  - Di prezɛns fɔ Gɔd, as a so, de mek prɔblɛm. Wetin mek di Ɔlmayti Gɔd de alaw bad tin fɔ du?
  Natasha rationally bin notis bak se:
  - Wetin mek di ɔlmayti Rod sɛf de bia wit bad? Na di sem prɔblɛm. Dat Rod, dat Allah, dat Jiova - put op wit bad tin na di wold, wit injustice, en di trobul en sofa we pipul de sofa.
  Zoya bin gri wit dis:
  - Yes, na so i bi! Ilɛk wetin pɔsin se, Monotheism de mek prɔblɛm kam. Ɛn Atheism de ansa di kwɛstyɔn dɛn - ilɛk wetin pɔsin se, Gɔd nɔ de ɛn dat mek wikɛd ɛvolushɔn ɛn chans de rul di yunivas.
  Ɔgɔstin bin grin ɛn tɔk se:
  - Yu tink se chans de rul di yunivas?
  Zoya bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Yes, na chans!
  Ɔgɔstin bin shek in ed wit dawt.
  - Aw dis na kes? Dat i tan lɛk Gɔd we gɛt pawa ɔlsay, na in nɔmɔ i nɔ lɛk di tin dɛn we Gɔd mek tumɔs?
  Natasha bin nɔd fɔ sho se i gri se:
  - Jɔs lɛk! Gud ɛn bad tin de na di Yunivasiti. Ɛn nɔto ɔltɛm bad kin win, jɔs lɛk gud. Ɛn gud pipul dɛn de ɛn wikɛd pipul dɛn. Wetin bɔt dualism?
  Ɔgɔstin bin wispa se:
  - Lɛk Chɛnɔbɔg ɛn Bɛlɔbɔg?
  Natasha nɔd in ed se:
  - Somtin laik dat... Dis na kwik lojik. Ɛn i kin mek pɔsin biliv mɔ pas di klasical Monotheism. Ɛn fɔ biliv se Gɔd de nɔ de ɛksplen ɔltin!
  Svetlana bin de gigl ɛn tɛl am se:
  - Wetin mek yu nɔ biliv se Gɔd de? Lɔjik de bak. Ɔ pegan rilijɔn!
  Natasha bin tɔk bɔt wetin i tink se:
  - Peganism de gi rizin fɔ di prɔblɛm bɔt udat mek di yunivas. Na di sem tin kin apin to pipul dɛn we nɔ biliv se Gɔd de. Fɔ ɛgzampul, usay tin kɔmɔt? Dualism, na tru, de gi di prɔblɛm fɔ usay di wikɛd absolyut ɛn di gud wan kɔmɔt. Bɔt i de ɛksplen wi layf di rayt we. Mɔ di bad wan dɛn kin ebul fɔ du am, bɔt sɔntɛnde, dɛn kin blɛs di gud wan dɛn. Ɛn dat di scum dɛn gɛt dɛn retribution, albeit belatedly. Ɛn gud kwaliti dɛn kin gɛt blɛsin, ilɛksɛf nɔto ɔltɛm!
  Zoya bin kɔnfyus dis:
  - Dualism, na tru, de ɛksplen bɔku tin. Wetin wi go se bɔt di we aw Gɔd mek di wan ol wɔl?
  Natasha bin de gigl ɛn ansa se:
  - Na di gud wan na di yunivas: frɔm di gud absɔlɔb, di bad frɔm di bad! Ɔltin gɛt sɛns. Wan ros bɔd frɔm gud, chukchuk frɔm bad! Yusful frɔm gud ɛn harmful frɔm bad. Di fayn fayn tin dɛn we gud, di bad tin dɛn we nɔ fayn! Iv nɔto ɔltin, jɔs lɛk gud! Dualism we dɛn kɔl dualism! Ɔltin mek sɛns!
  Zoya jomp op ɛn notis se:
  - Dualism fɔ du tin? Wetin wi go se bɔt fɔ wɔship wan gɔd?
  Natasha bin tɔk se:
  - Ɔlmayti Gɔd kin bi gud pɔsin. Dɔn, if i nɔ bin gɛt wan wikɛd Ɔlmayti Ɛnimi, i fɔ dɔn bil wan yunivas usay ɔl di tin dɛn we i mek go gladi. Udat go stɔp di Ɔlmayti Gɔd? Ɔ wi fɔ imajin se Gɔd we gɛt pawa pas ɔlman na Iv? Ɔ tek am se dualism - bɔt insay di abit we Ɔlmayti Gɔd gɛt.
  Ɔgɔstin bin wispa se:
  - Dualism in di charakta of Almighty God na horror... Pan ɔl we yu fɔ gri se dis opshɔn pɔsibul. Ɛn di Baybul tɔk bɔt dis kayn we fɔ du tu tin. Dat gud ɛn bad kɔmɔt frɔm Ɔlmayti Gɔd!
  Svetlana bin gri wit dis:
  - Ɛn dis opshɔn na rial tin! Although... Dis na tin we rili bad! Di Ɔlmayti fɔ kɔl fɔ kil pɔsin? Di pɔsin we mek di wan ol wɔl fɔ mek parasayt ɛn blɔd-sɔk?
  Natasha ad wit wan grin se:
  - Ɛn animal dɛn we de it animal dɛn. Ɛn ɔlman de it dɛnsɛf...
  Ɔgɔstin bin tɔk se:
  - Dat na tin we rili bad! Bɔt infakt di sem dualism fɔ tu absolyut dɛn!
  Zoya bin ripɔt se:
  - Du gud ɛn prich am!
  Svetlana bin gri se:
  - Dat na tru... Bɔt insay wɔ, gud ɛn bad na rilitiv kɔnsɛpt! Rili relatable!
  Natasha bin anawns wit gladi at se:
  - Bɔt mi trɛnk na ɛn go bi di men wan! So glori to di big, kiŋ Rɔshia! Ɛn fɔ gud!
  Zoya bin sho in fayn fayn mɔt we bin de mek pɔsin want fɔ du sɔntin. Shi twit wit aplomb:
  - Afta ɔl, gudnɛs go win na di wɔl! Na bikɔs na so a bin tɔk!
  Ɛn i shek in ia we gɛt gold lif kɔlɔ.
  Ɔgɔstin bin tɔk wit aplomb se:
  - Glori to mi Rɔshia! Ɛn i go go bifo sote go ɔnda di rul we di Romanov famili bin de rul!
  Svetlana bin kɔnfɔm wantɛm wantɛm se:
  - Mek glori de fɔ di Romanov dinasti! Ɛn to Tsar Vladimir di Gret!
  Natasha, we bin de sho in tit, bin siŋ se:
  - Yu mɛmba aw layf bin tan lɛk we di Rɔshian dɛn bin lɛk di igl!
  Ɛn i go slap in fut we nɔ gɛt natin pan di pɔt we dɔti kɔba. Wan klawd we gɛt sprɛy bin rayz ɔp. Di fish flay kɔmɔt.
  Ɔgɔstin bin kech am wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn trowe am na in mɔt. I bigin fɔ it raw mit wit trɛnk.
  Zoya bin de bark se:
  - Yu na kɔni fɔks ɛn yu no bɔku tin bɔt layf!
  Ɔgɔstin bin swɛt se:
  - Fɔ tru, na so!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn sho dɛn tit we tan lɛk pal ɛn dɛn wink.
  Dɛn bin de drim fɔ bi kol pas Setan insɛf!
  Natasha tek am ɛn swɛt, ɛn kech wan lokal insɛkt wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Dɔn i tek am ɛn it am.
  Di gyal na jɔs supa ɛn aerobatics:
  - A go grind am!
  Zoya jomp op ɛn, wit in barefut, grasful fut, nak wan banana we nɔ rayp. Dɔn i hiss se:
  - Ɛn fiuja spɛl dɛn de wit wi!
  Ɔgɔstin bin chenj wɔd dɛn bak ɛn tɛl am se:
  - Mek wi kam op wit som oda demiurge god! Sɔntɛm Ilya Muromets na bin sɔm kayn krieta bak!
  Di dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia tek am ɛn stɔp in tong. I wink in padi dɛn ɛn siŋ bak:
  - Wi heroic trɛnk! Strɔng spirit ɛn wil pawa!
  I bin sho in big tit dɛn. Di rɛd ia mɛmba aw di shɔɛl bin bang di Inglish tank kɔrɛkt wan.
  Ɛn afta dat, di blak wɔman dɛn fɔdɔm na dɛn ni bifo di gyal pikin dɛn. Ɛn dɛn kis di fayn fayn fut dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we gɛt dɔti. Ɔgɔstin bin rili lɛk am. Ɛn i bin rili gladi fɔ dis.
  Dɔn di titi fil se i de na ɛvin we mek sɛvin. Ɛn i bin stɔp in fut we nɔ gɛt natin na di prizina dɛn fes. Ɛn i kis bad bad wan.
  Svetlana bin mɛmba bak aw di pipul dɛn we dɛn bin kapchɔ bin de kis in fut. Ɛn ɛvri tɔ, ɛn rawnd il.
  Dɔn i tek di prizina in nos wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn mek plam fɔ am. I bin swel ɛn swim. Svetlana bin siŋ:
  - Glori to wi Gɔd Rod! Ɛn di oli wan dɛn go ɔp... Fɔ dɛn feats of arms! Mek ɔltin kol pas aw i bin de bifo!
  Zoya tek am ɛn se wit big pathos:
  - Afta ɔl, di sɛns we di Famili gɛt na infiniti - di big Krieshɔn fɔ di Divayn!
  Ɛn lɛk wan il we nɔ gɛt natin we de prɛs pan bush we gɛt chukchuk.
  So Ɔgɔstin tek am ɛn jomp ay. Ɛn i muf in bare shin along di snek. In ed bin flat. Ɛn di blɔd sprɛy kɔmɔt ɛn di mit flat. Di fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we dɛn kɔt kɔt bin dɔti smɔl bak.
  Di fayn uman we gɛt rɛd ia bin notis se:
  - Wi go muv mawnten fɔ Gɔd Svarog!
  Svetlana bin tɔk fayn fayn wan se:
  - I fayn we bɔku Gɔd dɛn de. Ɛn sɔm pan dɛn de mek Yunivas. So wetin mek Rɔshian dɛn nid ɛni fɔrina Gɔd ɛn fet!
  Ɔgɔstin bin du di sɔmsal bak ɛn i bin de swɛt:
  - Wi nɔ nid di Ju fet! Wi nid fɔ gɛt fet pan Rɔshian, pawaful ɛn gud Gɔd dɛn! Wi nid wi yon Baybul, we di Slav dɛn, di Rɔshian pipul dɛn, rayt! Ɛn yu Gɔd dɛn fɔ wɔship! Nɔ biliv pan Ju pipul dɛn fayn fayn stori dɛn!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de ala wit wanwɔd:
  - Wi nɔ nid ɔda pɔsin in san, ɛn wi nɔ nid ɔda pɔsin in lay!
  
  
  IF DƐN GO KIL HITLER INSAY 1941.
  Bɔku dimɛnshɔn dɛn de na di wan ol wɔl. Insay wan pan dɛn, Adɔlf Hitlɛr bin bi wan pan di bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn we dɛn bin tray fɔ kil. Jɔs Epril 20, 1941. Na di Fuhrer in batde, in Inglish spay dɛn bin ebul fɔ blo Nazi nɔmba wan.
  Ɛn dis bin chenj, ɛn i bin chenj di we aw istri bin de go bifo. Di pɔsin we tek di Fuhrer in ples na bin Hermann Goering. I nɔ bin gri fɔ atak di USSR. Jɛnɛral wan, Nazi nɔmba tu bin biliv se i nɔ pɔsibul fɔ fɛt na tu say te dɛn dɔn fɔ fɛt Briten. Apat frɔm dat, di nyu Soviet KV-2 tank bin tek pat pan di parede we dɛn bin gɛt Me 1. Ɛn di Nazi dɛn bin fred fɔ dɛn gɔn dɛn we gɛt 152 mm. Yɛs, di T-34 na mashin we denja.
  Goering bin kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt di wɔ na di wɛst pat. Afta dɛn bin tek Krit, di Jaman plen dɛn bin ambɔg Mɔlta bad bad wan. Goering, bikɔs i nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ sɛntimɛnt pas Hitler, i bin deklare tɔtal wɔ ɛn introduks yunivasal leba kɔnskripshɔn na di teritɔri dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn ɔkup.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin mek Rommel in kɔp strɔng ɛn tek Tolbuk wit big big briz. Dɔn dɛn bigin fɔ fɛt Ijipt. Mɔlta bin fɔdɔm, wan saksesful landin bin apin. Dɔn Franco bin gri afta di Jamani ultimatum fɔ storm Gibraltar.
  We dis fɔt bin fɔdɔm, dat bin mek i pɔsibul fɔ mek di Inglish bot dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ go na di Mɛditarenian Si. Ɛn di Jamani dɛn bigin fɔ transfa sojaman dɛn to Mɔrokɔ fɔ di say we shɔt pas ɔl.
  Dis bin mek, ɔlrɛdi insay di sɛkɔn haf fɔ fɔti wan, di fasist dɛn bin tek di wan ol nɔt pat na Afrika, ɛn, di men tin, di Midul Is.
  Dɔn di wɔ bin kɔntinyu. Stalin bin fala di padi biznɛs we nɔ bin de put an pan pɔlitiks. Jepan bin deklare wɔ agens Briten. Ɛn Amɛrika, lɛk aw i kin bi fɔ dɛn, bin fɛn insɛf na di pozishɔn: mi os de na di ed.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin win di ɔda pat dɛn na Afrika, ɛn dɛn men prɔblɛm nɔto bin British sojaman dɛn, bɔt na distans, rod nɔ bin de ɛn di kɔmyunikeshɔn we bin strɛch. Apat frɔm dat, wan kampen bin de agens India we bin wok fayn. Afta dat di Jaman yunit dɛn mit wit di Japan pipul dɛn.
  Ɛn insay di sɔmma "42, di land na Briten bin dɔn apin. Ingland bay dis tɛm bin wik bikɔs ɔf di wɔ we dɛn bin de fɛt wit sabmarin ɛn bɔku bɔku bɔm dɛn. Apat frɔm dat, di ɛya ɔfens afta dɛn kech Afrika ɛn Eshia, ɛn bak di tɔtal wɔ, bin go fayn mɔ. Yu-188, Do-217, ɛn Focke-Wulf bin ebul fɔ bia wit dɛn wok dɛn fayn fayn wan.
  Ɛn dɛn bin prɛs Briten...
  Di land bin apin insay Ɔgɔst, ɛn na bɔku say dɛn wan tɛm. Di modnaiz T-4 ɛn di Tayga tank bin tek pat pan di fɛt dɛn fɔ di fɔs tɛm. Dɛn bin win Briten insay ettin dez.
  Ɛn insay Sɛptɛmba, togɛda wit di Japan pipul dɛn, dɛn bin tek Ɔstrelia. Fɔ pul di British kɔlonial sistɛm kɔmɔt kpatakpata.
  Na so wan ɔda soja kampen we di Tɔd Rayk bin mek bin dɔn. I win, ɛn wit bɔku bɔku win dɛn. Bɔt fɔ tru, i nɔ bin dɔn de. Di Nazi dɛn gɛt di pawaful USSR na dɛn sayd, we gɛt di sem tin dɛn we di Nazi dɛn want fɔ du ɔlsay na di wɔl.
  Ɛn Ɛman Gɔring bin bigin fɔ rɛdi fɔ fɛt wɔ. Di men bet na di laytst tank dɛm: "Panther", "Tiger", "Lion", "Mouse". Plɛs mɔdaniz T-4 ɛn difrɛn sɛlf-prɔpul gɔn dɛn. Inklud di fɔmidabul "Shtrumtigers", "Ferdinands", "Bumblebee", "Rhino" ɛn ɔda wan dɛn.
  Apat frɔm dat, insay Jun di Tayga-2 bigin fɔ apia, we insay prɛktikal wɔd dɛn na rili gud tank distroya dɛn.
  Bɔt Stalin gɛt sɔntin bak fɔ ansa. KV-3, we we siksti-ɛit tan wit 107 milimita kanɔn, ɛn di fɔs projɛktayl spid we na 800 mita pan sɛkɔn. KV-5 wit tu kanɔn dɛn we gɛt 107 ɛn 76 mm ɛn frɔntal klos we gɛt 170 mm. Ɛn di KV-4 we we wan ɔndrɛd ɛn sɛvin tan ɛn frɔntal klos we gɛt 180 milimita. Wan ol brod fɔ ebi ɛn supa-hɛvi tank dɛn.
  Wan kayn kɔmpitishɔn wit di Jamani pipul dɛn fɔ si udat go lanch ebi ebi motoka dɛn fɔ mek dɛn mek am.
  Plɛs di divɛlɔpmɛnt fɔ mashin dɛn we ebi pasmak. Bɔt stil de insay di prɔjek.
  Insay avieshɔn, di Jamani dɛn bin lans di prodakshɔn fɔ ME-309 ɛn Yu-288, di nyu Do-317, ɛn HE-177, HE-129, di mɔdaniz Focke-Wulf famili. Ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl, na jet avieshɔn. Fɔs, di ME-262 fɛt plen. Bɔt te naw, i nɔ pafɛkt.
  Di USSR bin gɛt Yaki, Migi, Laggy, PE-2, TU-3, IL-2, PE-8 bak we bin de wok. Ɛn bɔku bɔku motoka dɛn we dɔn ol.
  Sɔntɛm, Jaman fɛtman dɛn bin bɛtɛ pas di Soviet wan dɛn pan wɛpɔn ɛn spid, bɔt dɛn bin smɔl smɔl pan di we aw dɛn bin de muv, bɔt na ɔrizɔntal nɔmɔ, dɛn bin gɛt advantej pan di vertikal.
  In jɔnal, wi fɔ admit se, bikɔs dɛn gɛt di tin dɛn we dɛn gɛt na wan impɔtant pat na di wɔl, di Jamani dɛn dɔn mek di mashin dɛn we dɛn de mek bɔku bɔku tɛm. Ɛn dɛn bin rɛdi fɔ mek dɛn trit dɛn bad bad wan.
  Di USSR bin gɛt lɛk tati-tri tawzin tank dɛn we bin de agens di Tɔd Rayk, bɔku pan dɛn bin layt. Di T-34 bin rili pɔpul, bɔt dɛn bin de mek di T-50, we na motoka we layt, bak bɔku.
  I bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ di Jamani dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ mek layt motoka dɛn we gɛt wɛpɔn, ɛn dɛn bin abop pan motoka dɛn we ebi pasmak. Di tank we pipul dɛn lɛk pas ɔl na di Panta. Bɔt ivin wit tɛn milyɔn slev dɛn, di Nazi dɛn nɔ bin gɛt tɛm fɔ dɔn dɛn tank dɛn.
  Ɛn dɛn nɔ bin gɛt motoka, mɔ di nyu wan dɛn. Apat frɔm dat, bɔku prɔblɛm dɛn bin kam wit di transpɔt fɔ di "Maus" ɛn di "Layɔn" tank. We bak nɔto ɔni atɔl.
  Wi fɔ se di MP-44 asɔlt rayf sɛf jɔs bigin fɔ go insay Goering in sojaman dɛn. Di Jaman ami bɔku, bɔt dɛn nɔ gɛt ɔl di wɛpɔn dɛn bak.
  I nɔ gɛt inof tɛm. Ɛn yu nɔ kin ebul bak fɔ put di ɔpreshɔn fɔ tu lɔng - ɔtom ɛn winta de bifo. Ɛn Goering bin risk fɔ strayk fɔs. Pan ɔl we di Nazi dɛn nɔ gɛt inof tank, na smɔl pas twɛnti fayv tawzin nɔmɔ. Insay avieshɔn di ratio bɛtɛ smɔl: payɔt dɛn dɔn step ɔp. Di USSR gɛt smɔl pas fɔti tawzin plen dɛn, Jamani gɛt pas fifti tawzin, ɛn ɔlmost ɔl dɛn na di laytst brand dɛn.
  Di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na di we aw di Wehrmacht bin bɛtɛ pas di wan dɛn we de waka wit fut. Bikɔs dɛn bin dɔn tek bɔku Hiwi ɛn fɔrina divishɔn dɛn, di Jamani dɛn bin sɛn pas twɛnti milyɔn sojaman dɛn.
  Di USSR, ivin tek kɔnt ɔf mobilayzeshɔn, bin ebul fɔ put ɔp nɔ pas twɛlv milyɔn. Plus, yu stil nid fo kip di ami na di Far East fo repel Japan.
  Di samurai dɛn bin sɛn twɛlv milyɔn sojaman dɛn bak, tɛn milyɔn pan dɛn bin de fɛt di USSR dairekt wan.
  Plɛs wan signifyant nɔmba fɔ layt ɛn midul tank dɛn. En tu its not at ol wik avieshɔn en strong nevi.
  So i nɔ bin izi fɔ Rɔshia. Goering disayd nɔ fɔ put di wɔ bifo te di stet we dɛn rɛdi fɔ fɛt ful wan, bɔt i fɔ atak wantɛm wantɛm. Ɛn in bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn bin go fɛt Jun 22, 1943. As i bin bi insay di fɔs dez, Sɔviɛt Rɔshia nɔ bin rɛdi atɔl fɔ fɛt wɔ fɔ fɛt. Dɛn bin tich di sojaman dɛn fɔ bit di ɛnimi dɛn na dɛn yon eria, ɛn nɔ fɔ difend dɛnsɛf. Ɛn no difɛns plan nɔ de, ɛn di sojaman dɛn nɔ gɛt bɔku ɔfisa dɛn, ɛn bɔku difensiv strɔkchɔ dɛn nɔ dɔn dɔn. I bin tɔn to, fɔ tɔk smɔl, sɔm kayn we bad.
  Fɔ tru, di Rɛd Ami na ami we de fɛt, ɛn dɛn nɔ rili ebul fɔ sidɔm na di trench dɛn. Ɛn di Nazi dɛn bigin fɔ go bifo kwik kwik wan. Dɛn bin brok di difens dɛn we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn sojaman dɛn bin de protɛkt. Ɛn ɔlrɛdi na Jun 30 dɛn tek Minsk. Ɛn wi bin muf go bifo. Di Rɛd Ami nɔ bin rili ebul fɔ tray fɔ kɔntra atak.
  Bɔt i nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ yus... Na Julay 20, di Nazi dɛn bin brok insay Smɔlensk. Ɛn fɛt-fɛt bigin fɔ di siti we gɛt fɔt. Di Nazi dɛn bin tray tranga wan fɔ go bifo mɔ, bɔt dɛn bin kam ɔnda kɔwnta atak. Ɛn di Jepan pipul dɛn kɔmɔt na di ist.
  Plɛs, di Turks, Pɔtyugis, Spanish, Brazilian, Argentine ɛn ɔda pipul dɛn bin go insay di wɔ agens di USSR. Dis kayn wayl prɛshɔn bin kam.
  Ɔnda bad bad prɛshɔn, di USSR bin giv-ɔp. Ɛn afta dat, Kyiv bin fɔdɔm, dɔn dɛn bin rawnd Dɔnbas, Lɛningrad. Ɛn di disisiv atak we dɛn bin de atak Mɔsko bin bigin. "Maus" ɛn ɔda mɛtal dɛn bin de klaym fɔ fɛt.
  Na fayv fayn fayn Jaman gyal pikin dɛn de fɛt na di Maus. Gɛda, Shalɔt, Kristina, Magda ɛn Frida.
  Dɛn kin fɛt insay di motoka we ebi pas ɔl na di Wehrmacht. Wetin na "Maus"? Wan ɔndrɛd ɛn et ɛn et tan ɛmti. Ɛn 185 mm sayd armor, ɛn 240 mm frɔntal armor. Wit tu gɔn dɛn.
  Bɔt di sem tɛm, di tank nɔ kin muf bikɔs ɔf in big mas. Di gyal pikin dɛn we de insay dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ nekɛd - insay wan bikini we rili rivɛl. Ɛn rili kɔba ɛn fayn.
  Gɛda, we de splash in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, opin faya frɔm wan 128-mm kanɔn. Charlotte ɛn Eva de sav di shɔɛl. Di gyal pikin dɛn dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nekɛd ɛn dɛn gɛt mɔsul. Wan prɛzɛnt fɔ day we we twɛnti-ɛit kilogram bɔs kɔmɔt na di trɔnk. Ɛn i de rɔsh wit spid we na 930 mita pan sɛkɔn. Dis na big big pawa we de pwɛl pipul dɛn.
  I hit wan Soviet KV-3, ɛn i de ram in klos dɛn frɔm fa. Di wɔri pipul dɛn de ala wit wanwɔd se:
  - Wow, di bay de floundering!
  Ɛn dɛn bin de sho dɛn tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal. Di fayn fayn tin dɛn we di gyal pikin dɛn gɛt kin rili wɔndaful. Dɛn na jɔs di majik we di tin dɛn we Gɔd mek de mek.
  Gerda bak aim di anti-aircraft ɛn rapid-faya gɔn, ɛn i se:
  - Insay dis kray, tɔsti de fɔ wan big big briz...
  Kristina faya wan 75mm kanɔn, ɛn se:
  - Di pawa fɔ vɛks, di flaym fɔ pawa!
  Charlotte ɛn Kristina de faya togɛda. Dɛn krash di Soviet KV-2 ɛn twit se:
  - Di nayt yɛri ɔl di kɔnfidɛns fɔ win pan dis kray!
  Ɛn di wɔman dɛn kin wink pan dɛnsɛf.
  Iva bin faya di Soviet infantri wit 75 milimita bulɛt. Finish off wan duzin sojaman dɛn. Ɛn i bin de gigl, ɛn slap in fut we nɔ gɛt natin pan di tin dɛn we dɛn de yuz fɔ fɛt.
  - A de shot ɛn dɛn de kil!
  "Mouse" bin wok ritmik wan, i bin de pwɛl tank dɛn. I nɔ bin muf kwik, bɔt i bin traŋa. Ɛn i bin de muf sloslo, ɛn i bin de krɔs ɛnimi dɛn.
  Jɛnɛral wan, insay rial istri, dis tank nɔ ɛva gɛt tɛm fɔ fɛt. Bifo dat, di choice bin fol pan di mo advans model E-100. Di las motoka bin gɛt di tin dɛn we di E siriɔs wan gɛt: wan silhouette we bin smɔl, layout we bin densa, ɛn angul dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ fɛt we bin ay. Di E-100 tank bin gɛt frɔntal armɔ we fiba di wan we di Maus gɛt, 240 mm tik, bɔt wit big angle we rayshɔnal inklin na di shit. Di sayd dɛn na di E-100 bin lɔng 170 milimita, togɛda wit sheet dɛn we gɛt hinged, bɔt dɛn bin de na wan angul we i go inklin. Jɛnɛral wan, di nyu tank bin tɔn to ikwal pan wɛpɔn dɛn to di Maus, dɛn bin protɛkt am bɛtɛ, ɛn i bin layt. Di spid we i bin de spid na di aywe na bin 40 kilomita pan awa, we yu kɔmpia am wit 20 fɔ di Maus. Bɔt di mɔ advans ɛn layt mɔdel nɔ bin gɛt tɛm fɔ go insay di siriɔs. Ɛn di wɔ bin dɔn lɔs da tɛm de.
  Naw di gyal pikin dem don masta "Mouse" en dem de shot.
  Gɛda de lik in lip wit in tɔng. Mɛmba aw i bin de sok di fayn fayn man pafɛkt. I rili te ɛn i rili fayn!
  Ɛn naw i de faya frɔm di pawaful Maus kanɔn. Di gɔn dɛn ebul fɔ go insay ɔl di Rɔshian KV siriɔs motoka dɛn.
  In jɔnal, di supa-hevi Jaman tank sho insɛf se i nɔ fast, bɔt na mashin we rili kil. We de krɔs ɛni klos, pan ɔl we i nɔ go ebul fɔ pas insay.
  Gɛda tek am ɛn siŋ wit aplomb:
  - Ɛn di shore de rul tru di grey fɔg...
  Charlotte bin huk di ebi ebi projɛktayl wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin de siŋ, i bin de sho in tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal, lɛk se dɛn jɔs pik dɛn frɔm di bottom na di si:
  - Di ship na di dɛzat na dashing kapten!
  Iva na wan gyal we rili fayn bak. Blɔnd, ɛn wit wan tin wes. Na so wan sexy uman.
  Ɛn bak dɛn shot di wɔriman. Dis tɛm dɛn viktim na di KV-5, wan tank we gɛt 170 mm frɔntal armɔ, pan ɔl we i nɔ bin gɛt rɛshɔnal slɔp fɔ di plet dɛn.
  Wan Jamani shel bin bit am ɛn brok am.
  Charlotte tek am ɛn, jomp ɔp, siŋ, de sho in tit:
  - Barefut drim - so biuti!
  Ɛn di wɔriɔ de shek in fayn fayn hip dɛn lɛk dat.
  Yes i luk fayn. Di gyal pikin dɛn rili wɔndaful. Dem go hit yu wit shell en hit yu.
  Gɛda tek di tati-fo ɛn kray se:
  - A go mek wan banzai!
  Ɛn Maus de lisin to am. Girls de krɔs Rɔshian dɛn. Di Maus nɔ ebul fɔ go insay pas wan Soviet tank dɛn ed-ɔn. Ɔl di shel dɛn kin rili bounce off di armor. Ɛn di sojaman dɛn de sho dɛn tit ɛn ala.
  - Woof wuf wuf! Wi go strayk...
  "Maus" de puf ɛn glares...
  Fɔ tɔk smɔl, di atak we dɛn bin atak Mɔsko bin tɔn to sɔntin we bin rili fayn fɔ di Jamani dɛn ɛn dɛn bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn pas insay 1941. Ɛn di kol sizin nɔ bin tranga so.
  Di Krauts ɛn dɛn sataylayt dɛn bin de rawnd di kapital siti. Ɛn insay Disɛmba dɛn bigin fɔ atak di siti we big pas ɔl.
  Na tru se Stalin bin muf go na Kuibyshev. Bɔt Zhukov bin kɔntinyu fɔ de na di siti sɛf. Dis kɔmanda disayd fɔ tinap te i dɔn. Ɛn di Nazi dɛn bigin fɔ atak dɛn insay di kol sizin. I bin apin insay bɔku stej dɛn. We dɛn bin de fɛt, di Nazi dɛn bin de yuz di Sturmtiger ɛn Shturmlev, wit pawaful bɔm dɛn we dɛn bin de trowe. Ɛn dɛn pwɛl di kapital siti. Dɛn tɔn am to ashis.
  Zhukov bin tɛl am fɔ fɛt te i day. Di fɛt bin kɔntinyu te Mach dɔn. Bɔt as tɛm de go, Mɔsko bin fɔdɔm. Di Nazi dɛn bin lɔs bɔku bɔku tin dɛn, bɔt dɛn bin win.
  Di Fuhrer bin gi Mainstein di Grand Cross of the Knight"s Cross fɔ we i kech Mɔsko. Di fɔti-fo ia pas insay wan Nazi ɔfens we bin de lɛk wan sayd nia di Vɔlga, ɛn fa fawe na di Yurals. Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin de tɔn bak, bɔku pipul dɛn bin de we bin de rɔnawe ɛn dɛn bin sɔrɛnda. Insay di sɔmma, di Jamani dɛn bin tek di wan ol Vɔlga rijɔn ɛn di Kɔkas.
  Ɔtɔm wi rich na Svɛdlɔvsk ɛn stɔp, wi bin gɛt frɔst ɛn di bad bad kol sizin we bin de na Sayberia.
  Stalin bin tray fɔ tinap tranga wan fɔ sɔm tɛm. Di Rɔshian dɛn bin kɔntra atak na di Yurals rijɔn. Dɛn bin mek patisipan reyd dɛn. Bɔt insay 1945, di Nazi dɛn ɛn di Jepan pipul dɛn bin dɔn tek di big big siti dɛn na Rɔshia. Stalin nɔ bin gri fɔ giv-ɔp ɛn i go insay wan pan di say dɛn we dɛn kin put bɔks dɛn na Sayberia.
  Di wɔ bin go insay di pati we dɛn bin de fɛt. Di Nazi ɛn di Japan pipul dɛn bin dayjɛst Rɔshia fɔ sɔm tɛm ɛn dɛn bin de fɛn pipul dɛn we nɔ gri fɔ tek pat pan di gɔvmɛnt. Bɔt insay da tɛm de, Amɛrika bin ebul fɔ mek wan atɔmik bɔm.
  Goering nɔ bin gɛt maynd fɔ fɛt ovasi. Insay 1948, dɛn bin dɔn kil Stalin, ɛn di wɔ we dɛn bin de fɛt fɔ di pati dɛn bin bigin fɔ stɔp. I nɔ tu te, Rɔshia bin kam fɔ no se di Tɔd Rayk bin dɔn tek am. Smɔl smɔl di ɛmpaya bin de digest in prɔpati dɛn.
  Goering bin mek wan rifrendum ɛn bi empara. In pawa bin strɔng ɛn i bin strɔng. USA bin shap in fist dɛn bak. Pan ɔl we di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ bin dɔn, dɛn bigin fɔ rɔn fɔ fɛt gɔn. Di fɛt-fɛt bin kɔntinyu we dɛn nɔ bin stɔp, ɛn nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn bin gɛda.
  Di Kol Wɔ bin tek lɔng tɛm. Te, las las, insay 1975, dɛn bin mek redyushɔn we de mek nyuklia chaj dɛn nɔ gɛt pawa. Insay 1985, we na bin Emparɔ Goering in pikin, we nem Adɔlf Jamanovich bin bigin fɔ fɛt wɔ wit Amɛrika.
  Di Tɔd Rayk, mɔ we dɛn bin gɛt, togɛda wit Jepan, advantej pan pipul dɛn, bin bigin fɔ atak Amɛrika.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin muf tru Alaska, ɛn dɛn bin de yuz dɛn tank dɛn we gɛt mɔ advans piramid, fɔ fɛt di Ambram dɛn. Ɛn afta dat, di lijen kru na Gɛda tek pat pan di ɔfɛnsif.
  Di gyal pikin dem stil yong - so dem na witch en genetically altered bitches we de hol di sikrit of eternal youth. Dɛn bin setul tu tu, insay tank dɛn we dɛn mek wit bɔku bɔku klos dɛn ɛn wit spɛshal gɔn dɛn.
  Di Jamani dɛn kin yuz spɛshal wɛpɔn dɛn, we dɛn kin yuz ilɛktromagnetik prɔpulshɔn. Di tank na do rili smɔl ɛn i gɛt kaliba we na 88 mililita. Bɔt di pawa we dɛn kin gɛt fɔ chuk di wɛpɔn dɛn pas di wan we di 120 mm Ambamsa kanɔn gɛt. Ɛn di sem tɛm, di Jamani tank nɔ go ebul fɔ pas frɔm ɔl di say dɛn.
  Gɛda de shot ɛn gigl:
  - Mek wi win Amerika!
  Charlotte de faya bak, i de pres di joystik wit in finga we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i de ala:
  - Di hiro we nɔ win Fuhrer-bastard!
  Barefut, eternally yɔŋ biuti dɛn we wɛr bikini de rayd ɔda tank bak ɛn de chirping:
  - Nɔ win ɔltɛm!
  Kristina pres di bɔtin wit in finga we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn wispa se:
  - Supa kɔntri!
  Ɛn di Amɛrikan tank de bɔm...
  Magda tɔk wit smayl se:
  - Ɛn tɛm nɔ gɛt pawa oba wi. Wi dɔn de fɛt fɔ pas fɔti ia ɛn wi nɔ chenj atɔl!
  Gɛda we kɔmɔt na ɔda tank bin ansa, bikɔs i bin dɔn pwɛl di Amɛrikan motoka bifo dis tɛm:
  - Bikɔs wi na witch!
  Charlotte bin pres di joystik bɔtin wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I bin nak wan Amɛrikin gɔn we de yuz insɛf ɛn ala se:
  - En di kul witch dem!
  Girls we de sote go de bɛnifit we dɛn de wɛr bikini. Dem so sexy en kul in it. Lɛk figa dɛn we dɛn chisel ɛn gild. Dɛn gyal pikin ya na jɔs sɛks simbul dɛn.
  Gɛda bin tɔk wit sɛns, i bin de shot ɛn yuz in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we dɛn kɔt kɔt am:
  - A de aks yu fɔ nɔ sɔprayz...
  Charlotte bin de thump bak, i bin de hum wit zil ɛn fleks in strɔng mɔsul dɛn:
  - If majik de apin!
  Kristina, dis golden-rɛd bitch, fuk, prɛs di joystik bɔtin wit in finga dɛn. I brok wan Amɛrikan tank ɛn kik:
  - Ɛn udat bin rili bad fɔ blo!
  Magda, we nɔ bin rili insay raym, bin faya di M-60 ɛn, we i shek in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, i ala tint wan:
  - Frɔm di bot we wi bin sel, na wan ɔr nɔmɔ lɛf!
  Gerda cooed in ansa:
  - Rɔsh ɔp! Bi ebul fɔ ajɔst di kɔl we yu kɔl yu!
  Ɛn bak di bare il go pres.
  Ɛn i de shek in tik tik ia, we wayt lɛk sno. Pan ɔl we di gyal pikin dɛn dɔn pas siksti, dɛn so yɔŋ ɛn dɛn fresh. Nɔto wan wrinkle, nɔto wan mɛsh, nɔto wan hint fɔ ej. Di bɔdi dɛn gɛt mɔsul ɛn nɔto wan drop fat insay dɛn.
  Charlotte, wit in ia we tan lɛk kɔpa, de shek ɛn di sem tɛm i de ala:
  - Fɔ tru, na banzai!
  Ɛn wetin? Di gyal we fayn pas ɔl...
  Ɛn Kristina? Na big big gyal pikin! I tan lɛk se ɔltin ful-ɔp wit fresh jus. I gɛt da kayn fayn fayn bɔdi de we nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ falamakata. Ɛn di wɔriman rɛdi fɔ te ɛn trowe ɔlman.
  I brok wan Amɛrikan tank ɛn ala se:
  -Wi na she-wolf wit grin!
  Magda na gyal we ɔmbul. Ɛn na witch, ɛn di sem tɛm na pɔsin we biliv! In fut we nɔ gɛt natin de prɛs di joystik bɔtin dɛn. Dis gyal na supa! Aw fɔ hit di Amɛrikan mastodon ɛn smash am to pis.
  Bɔt di Jaman tank we tan lɛk pyramidal layt pas di Amɛrikan wan. Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛnsɛf rili fayn.
  Magda de ala se:
  - Fɔ di glori fɔ di Oli Papaland!
  Kristina sɔpɔt dis sem kayn tin ɛn i se:
  - Wi go gi wi sol ɛn at! Wi na wi oli Fadaland...
  Afta dat, di titi sɛn gift fɔ pwɛl.
  Gɛda, we i ansa, i kin yɛri ɔltin fayn fayn wan na di nɛks tank, i sɛn wan shɔɛl ɛn ala:
  - Wi go tinap ɛn win!
  Charlotte pres di bɔtin wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn bark:
  - Ɛn wi nɔ go rigrɛt wi layf!
  Kristina bin de ala as i de pwɛl wan Amɛrikan tank:
  - Wan uman we go kil!
  Di wɔri pipul dɛn bin de ala wantɛm wantɛm. Dɛn bin de krɔs di tank dɛn wit dɛn shot ɛn his lɛk di embodiment of mastodons.
  - Wi go ɔndo ɔltin na kɔfin, kɔnsidɛrɛ yusɛf na pis!
  Dɔn di gyal pikin dɛn go laf ɛn sɛn san bim wit dɛn tit.
  Gɛda bin de chip as i de faya, ɛn i bin de yuz in fayn fayn fut we nɔ gɛt natin fɔ nak wan tank:
  - A stil bi gyal wit rial ed...
  Charlotte bin tɔk wit zil, ɛn i bin sɛn spak frɔm in yay. I stamp in ed wit in il, ɛn i de his:
  - A go copulate wit Setan!
  Kristina go faya di Ambrams, brok in klos, dɔn i swɛt na di tap pan in lɔng dɛn:
  - Ɛn a go shot wan aro!
  Magda bin pres di bɔtin wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. I sɛn wan shel ɛn i bin gladi fɔ tɔk se:
  - Di brot na kul!
  Witi ɛn wit ia we tan lɛk pal, Gɛda go laf wit grin:
  - Bɔt nɔto blu!
  Ɛn i go sɛn wan kaskad ɔf raytin wit in yay. Dis uman klia wan se i kol. Ɛn i go blo wan ɔda Amɛrikin motoka insay wan watawɛl. Ɛn na de dɛn go krɔs am bak fɔ mek i bi spay pat.
  Charlotte, we bin de shot, bin pres in bare il na di kibɔd. I sɛn di Amɛrikan mastodon to in gret gret granpa dɛn ɛn siŋ:
  - Brek, pwɛl ɛn tear insay pis!
  Kristina, dis gyal we gɛt ia - we miks gold ɛn kɔpa, go sɛn gift fɔ dɔnawe wit am ɛn his:
  - Dis na layf! Dis na gladi-at!
  Ɛn i go grin in fayn fayn smɔl fes! Ɛn i kin hit Amɛrikan tank dɛn.
  Ɛn Magda, dis pɔsin we de sho se i fayn ɛn spɛshal gudnɛs, bin de ala se:
  - Ɛn bad wɛda nɔ go kam to wi!
  Gɛda tek am ɛn his, i sho in fang dɛn we tan lɛk pal, we tan lɛk daga, ɛn i de ala:
  - Dis na riot!
  Charlotte ansa, i pres di pedal wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn his, i sho in fang dɛn:
  - Ɛn Holiwud!
  Kristina wit wayl frenzi we i pul in tit, sɛn wan projɛktayl insay di stɛl ɛn tek am ɛn siŋ:
  - Wetin pipul dɛn de na Holiwud!
  Wit mɔ gladi at, Magda trowe wan mishɔl we de pwɛl ɛn chirp wit aplomb:
  - Dɛn ɔl na sta, nɔto pipul!
  Gɛda bin de gigl ɛn ala, ɛn i bin de fleks in mɔsul dɛn. Ɛn di sem tɛm i bin de sɛn shap nidul dɛn wit in bare il we de pier US tank dɛn.
  - En Reagan go bi kaput!
  Charlotte giv in wit big gladi, in fayn fayn leg, en giv out wan deadly abs:
  - Dɛn invayt wi fɔ kam na Holiwud!
  Christina bin twit wit zil se:
  - Yes to dis strenj Holiwud!
  Magda faya, i prɛs di joystik bɔtin wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin de chirp agresiv wan:
  - Mek Hollywood bi in glori!
  Di Jamani dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ fɛt di Amɛrikan difens dɛn. Insay siks mɔnt, dɛn nɔ bin jɔs tek Alaska, bɔt dɛn bin tek bɔku pan Kanada, ɛn dɛn bin atak di wɛst pat na Amɛrika.
  As i bi, Jaman tank dɛn strɔng pas di Amɛrikan wan dɛn we ebi pasmak pan ɔltin. Ɛn udat gɛt bɔku bɛtɛ avieshɔn fɔ di Tɔd Rayk? Ɛn disko dɛn jɔs nɔ gɛt ɛni ikwal ɛnimi. Ɛn dis, fɔ tru, na klia disapɔyntmɛnt fɔ di prawd Yankees.
  Regan bin deklare wan oli wɔ. Bɔt dɛn bin atak Amɛrika bak frɔm di sawt. Brazil, Ajentina, Vɛnizwela, Chili bin deklare wɔ pan Amɛrika. Ɛn togɛda wit di Japan pipul dɛn, di Kraut famili bin go bifo tru Mɛksiko. Ɛn dɛn bin de kam nia di bɔda dɛn na Amɛrika frɔm di sawt.
  Insay 1986, dɛn bigin fɔ fɛt dairekt na Amɛrika grɔn. Jamani ɛn Jepan ɔl tu bin win di ɛnimi dɛn. Tri mɔnt pas ɛn bay midul Epril, i pas af pan di say dɛn na Amɛrika, di Japan ɛn Jamani pipul dɛn bin dɔn tek am.
  Ɛn afta dat, Regan bin se i go sɔrɛnda. Di wɔ bin dɔn jɔs Epril 20, 1986.
  Di USA bin sheb. Ɛn ɔltin go fayn, bɔt... Adɔlf na bin di fɔs pɔsin fɔ atak Jepan. I bigin fɔ fɛt rial wɔ agens am, ɛn di tin bin rili wɔs.
  
  STALIN KAPTƐN FƆ WAN PAYRƐT SHIP NA DI WƆL ƆF FƐNTASI
  Stalin insay wan ɔda layf: kapten pairati we dɛn kɔl pairati ship , smɔl , bɔt grasful wan brigantine we dɛn de kɔt ɛmirald we gɛt ɛmirald wev dɛn I yɔŋ , lɔng , fayn luk V tɛliskɔp paip we dɛn kin yuz V we yu de luk fɔ fri-an prodakshɔn WAN kru : we gɛt fɔ du wit am frɔm rili fayn gyal pikin dɛn , big Ɛn na atletik wan we dɛn fold mɔtalman Ɛn mɔ stret kɔt Ɛn grasful wan ɛlf . Dɛn bin drɛs pairati dɛn V shɔt skit dɛn , wit nekɛd , we gɛt tan leg dɛn , ɛn stret kɔt strɛp we gɛt strɛp klos dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ mek klos pantap lush we gɛt bɔku bɔku wata di bɔdi we de na di bɔdi Bɔt di wan dɛn we gɛt ed di wan dɛn we pas ɔl difrɛn difrɛn , ɛn hat dɛn Wit fɛda dɛn , ɛn wreaths , ɛn ivin fɔstɛm krawn dɛn frɔm pej dɛn fɔ " Kapital " we Karl rayt Maks .
  Naya wan frɔm elf , yes dɛn V fɔm ros dɛn we dɛn kɔl ros Ɛn 4 kɔlɔ stayl fɔ mek yu ia bin jomp ɔp To to di lida : .
  - Sɔntɛm ad mɔ tu klos pan bot pantap di grani , ɛn wan pantap fɔsɛl ?
  Stalin we nem Stalin bin ol am ɔp an Ɛn strok am elf gyal pikin Bay we ed , na in ia bin pɔsin we de tɛnda fluff , we de smɛl Ɔni Ɛn frɛsh kɔmɔt di kɔlɔ dɛn . Na do na do yɔŋ pirate gyal pikin purred frɔm ɛnjɔy . Lida we dɛn de mɛzhɔ bin se :
  - Nɔ , i bɛtɛ put klos pan bot pantap mizzen - mast , dis go impɔtant wi di we aw pɔsin kin manej ! Bɔtɔm brigantine dɛn we las wan tɛm klin am ?
  Ɛlf wit prawd ansa , i bin de spak yay :
  - Tu de bak kɔmrɛd kapten !
  - Rili rod biɛn bay si !
  Stalin we nem Stalin bin de luk rawnd brigantine , we na di rayt we pantap kayn vessel dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ mek tin dɛn swim filibusters dɛn we dɛn kin yuz Spanish si dɛn we de na di si V di nɔmba sɛvintin wan ɔndrɛd ia . Nɔto dat Wetin fɔm bin mɔ we dɛn mek am strimlayn Ɛn grasful wan mɔ we dɛn mek wit gold spout ƐN klos pan bot kayn fayn stayl we dɛn dɔn ɛmbroyd kɔnflawa , dezi , bɛl Ɛn ros dɛn we dɛn kɔl ros ɔlman shed dɛn Na insɛf sɛf dɛk skrab am kɔmɔt bifo glita we de shayn Ɛn Bay we i kwayɛt wan spanking , chiseled , we nɔ gɛt fut leg dɛn gyal pikin dɛn .
  Mɔ big mɔtalman uman dɛn we gɛt wɛpɔn lɔng sɔd dɛn Ɛn ebi maskɛt dɛn wit wit bayonet , ɛn ɛlf dɛn i de bow Ɛn stret kɔt sabers dɛn Man dɛn , sɔntin Nɔto i tan lɛk se i de biɛn pas nɔmɔ bɔy pantap wetin yu tink ia dɛn tɔtin V sailor suit we dɛn kin wɛr Ɛn shɔt shɔt U in pantap bɛlt Sem bin de dangle lɛk dis Aw ɛlf dɛn sabelka , ɛn pantap ed sho ɔf kap Wit we de flɔt ribin dɛn Idealist fɔ du tin pikchɔ , bɔt Stalin we nem Stalin bin no se Dɛn pirates , we nɔ gɛt sɔri-at Ɛn gladi sem tɛm ! Bɔt dis bin tɛstify Ɛn flag . Blu klos Wit wayt sɛklɔ , insay wayt kɔp rɛd sikɛl Ɛn hama , ɛn Bay we sayd dɛn Ɛn ɔp Bay we pɔrpul skel
  Boy - kabin bɔy bin klaym pantap pas ɔl ɔp Ɛn wantɛm wantɛm Aw wisɛl dɛn : .
  - A si tagɛt bifo , i nid fɔ bi tek tak smɔl mɔ na di rayt say !
  Stalin we nem Stalin bin ala we de mek tɛnda bas we dɛn kin yuz : .
  - Ful-ɔp fɔ go bifo , fɔ tek rayt !
  Brigantine, we de wok wit am ad na di muv , we dis i bin tan lɛk se na so i bi i nɔ izi tin dɛn we de mɔna pipul dɛn wev dɛn Lida pas tɛliskɔp paip , saw kin du viktim Dis bin du big , we yu jɔj bay Bay we dizayn dɛn we dɛn mek lɛk go Spanish Galiɔn Na tru , sel dɛn sta dɛn ɛn strɛp dɛn ɔnda kɔlɔ Amɛrika .
  Stalin we nem Stalin i bin de kray : .
  - Lovely , natin nɔ de Nɔto yu se !
  Di wan dɛn we pas ɔl big , we gɛt gud at tu mita dɛn uman atletik wan di kayn bɔdi we yu gɛt bin flay ɔp To to di lida : .
  - Wi rɛdi To we dɛn de bɔd kɔmrɛd Stalin na !
  ƐN i bin shek as ful as watamɛlɔn dɛn brɔst , fɔ tru wes at i bin thin , wit chɔklɛt tayl dɛn prɛs . Yɛs uman - hiro Wit golden , we gɛt kɔl ia plɛnti fayn Wit yɔŋ prɔpɔshɔnal fes . WAN di bɔdi we de na di bɔdi at i kayn kɔl , i tan lɛk se dɛn de ya go tear stret kɔt strɛp we gɛt strɛp we dɛn dɔn ɛmbroyd pal dɛn we dɛn kɔl pal klos dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ mek klos
  Stalin we nem Stalin Ɛn mɔ strok am filin pantap dis wan tɛm mɔ tart , natmɛk smɛl :
  - Yu go burst in pantap bot fala biɛn mi ! a kɔmanda fɔ di kɔmanda Ɛn mɔs bi bifo !
  Brigantine, we de wok wit am we de kam nia To Gallion lɛk hawk To boar I go mɔs bi pantap ɛnimi bot dɔn notis pairati dɛn Ɛn de rɔsh lɛf . Sɔm pan dɛn smɔl man dɛn rɔn insay Bay we deck , we de tray fɔ du am ad di sel dɛn we de Stalin we nem Stalin ɛkspiriɛns sɔm gladi gladi : galɔn Rili big Wit gɔn dɛn Ɛn bɔku bɔku wan tim . WAN at in nɔmɔ eti gyal pikin dɛn Ɛn we nɔ gɛt fut nɔmɔ kabin bɔy , agens ... Difrɛn kɔnt , bɔt i go mɔs bi ɛnimi dɛn sɔm ɔndrɛd pipul dɛn . Bɔt , gyal pikin dɛn dɛn dɔn rɔtin V di fɛt ! Aw at dɛn spak we de shayn yay Ɛn ple biceps we de na di bɔdi pantap an dɛn , we de rɔl bɔl dɛn di mɔsul dɛn pantap leg dɛn Girls dɛn Jɔs lovely , wit in di gudnɛs . WAN i tan lɛk se di ɛnimi de fred Ɛn lif dɛn , bɔt brigantin we dɛn kɔl brigantine Wit gyal pikin dɛn bɔku fast fast . Pɔsin we de ɛp ɛlf dɔn du gris we gɛt gris Ɛn in saber bin kɔt am ɔp na di flay we de kam nia To Stalin we nem Stalin watasay osu . gal we dɛn pul di briz : .
  - Nɔto dare animal bɛt pɔsin !
  Lida dɔn gri rɔn wit spid ɛlf dɛn : .
  - Rayt rili fayn ! WAN Naw sɔntɛm fɔ gladi gladi siŋ !
  Fɛtman i nɔd in ed V say bɔy - yoongi : .
  - Gi am aut wi Jɔni , ɛnitin nyu !
  bɔy bin siŋ in sonorous we de mek pɔsin fil fayn Ɛn klin Aw mawntɛn trikl we de kɔmɔt na di bɔdi insay wan vɔys : .
  Yu Wetin yu de sad mi biuti , we de drɔp kray wata ,
  Sɔntɛm smɛl dɛn at fayn plaba !
  Na in de rul spring , bɔt V at yɔŋ man dɛn frɔst dɛn , .
  Bɔt Ɔl ikwal Nɔto ples dɛn pantap land !
  
  IN waka Bay we si , nayt dɛn gɛda , .
  Yu bin bɔy , ɛn Naw kɔsair !
  Pan ɔl biɛn wit yu bak pipul dɛn we de jɛlɔs bin de wispa
  Nɔto chenj fɔ kopeks we dɛn kɔl gift !
  
  Pantap watasay big big briz , big big briz , ren wip dɛn , .
  WAN wund dɛn we de bɔn i kin rɔtin sɔl !
  Bɔt Wi Nɔto de luk fɔ savis dɛn to misɛf izi , .
  Sent Fadaland we de na di kɔntri bin giv-ɔp sol !
  
  Mi gal Dalin galfrɛn ,
  Naya bifo wetin swit yu yon mɔt !
  Dɛn kɔba am ays , we de mek pɔsin vɛks we de it animal dɛn sno we de mek sno , .
  Kol wɛda dɔn kam V flawa fayn !
  
  WAN Wi mek wi sel , padi padi we yu de wam yu bɔdi , .
  Mek wi mek yu gladi glans , ɔt wɔd dɛn dashing !
  It fet we se na de i go de ples V ɛvin ,
  Lɔd go alaw fɔ du dat V nia mi yon yɔŋ !
  
  Bɔt Nɔto tink se oh kol fɔ day , .
  Wi wok Ɛn survive , wit maynd win !
  Udat tru to Gɔd : in dis to mi biliv mi , .
  Rɔshia mɔs bay fos ɔlman sav !
  
  Dɔn Lɔd wi go blɛs yu ɔndrɛd tɛm , .
  Krays Krays to di Ɔlmayti ilɛkt dɛn wan kɔntri !
  Mɔsko Yu dɔn bi ɔlman wɔl dɛn kapital ,
  spak we de shayn gold chɔch dɛn domes dɛn !
  
  Us gladi at - devoshɔn Rɔshia , .
  Kɔntri dɛn big - mama Dunya !
  Ren kin kam fil dɛn dyu we dɛn de wata am , .
  Rus we pɔsin mek in bɔdi de sɔfa drim dɛn !
  Stalin we nem Stalin Baybay bɔy siŋ , layt wan sigrɛt fon Ɛn Wit sɔprayz bin tɔk se :
  - Na strenj tin , huh kabin bɔy de siŋ at ɔl Aw big pɔsin !
  Elf gyal pikin giggled : .
  - WAN I Ɛn De na big pɔsin . Dis nayt sa Aflengo we de na di . Capricious we pɔsin kin du fɛri tɔn in V bɔy , a bin prɔmis dat I igen go gro if in ɔlman wit mi at go lɛk kiŋ in gal pikin !
  Stalin we nem Stalin fɔ fri pɔsin Wit stayl Petra we nem Petra Fɔs ring , we dɛn notis se :
  - Dɔn I go bɔy sote go we frɔm prinses dɛn go lɛk bebi ! Ɔ ivin frɔm simpul uman dɛn if Dɛn Nɔto perverts !
  Wɔd dɛn lida dɛn bin ambɔg am rumbling voli we dɛn kɔl voli gɔn dɛn Galiɔn U dis bot bin nia naynti gɔn dɛn we de agens etin pantap brigantine we dɛn kɔl brigantine Bɔt , di salvo bin we dɛn mek Wit big distans dɛn , ɛn ɔnda rɔng angle Hit lɛk Nɔto na bin , ɛn nɔmɔ wan frɔm di kɔr dɛn nɔ izi Nɔto we dɛn dɔn huk sel kabin bɔy lawd wan wisɛl , i de grin wayt Aw sno Ɛn we de spak spak tit :
  - Smɔl Nɔto test , na tɛm opin chɛk !
  IN dis tɛm os enchantress we de du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs ɛlf dɔn gɛt am bikɔs ɔf bra we de spak spak Aw dayamɔn dɔst ges , ɛn kwik afta yu dɔn rid spɛl dɛn , podula pantap i . layt ɔp smɔl smɔl sta dɛn , dɛn wan tɛm , rich sel dɛn we de wantɛm wantɛm brayt bin de shayn . WAN brigantin we dɛn kɔl brigantine wantɛm wantɛm i bin rɔsh Aw turbojet we dɛn kɔl turbojet plen we dɛn kin yuz fɔ ple . Stalin we nem Stalin nɔ izi we dɛn ol pan smɔl Nɔto we de drɔp fon , ɛn sɔm gyal pikin dɛn bin fɔdɔm , i bin de jɔk nekɛd , we gɛt tan Ɛn rili sexy leg dɛn . Naw Dɛn dɔn bin dis rɔket - Girl - atlet , kɔmanda pipul dɛn we de fɛt wɔ mɔtalman brid dɛn , we dɛn ɔda : .
  - Chaj maskɛt dɛn !
  Bɔku pipul dɛn we de fɛt wɔ bɔt , wi bin ebul fɔ du am chaj bifo tɛm Ɛn Ustɛm brigantin we dɛn kɔl brigantine ovatak , galɔn , s we yu de go dɔn gi volley , we na .... Naya rili Stalin we nem Stalin sɔprayz bifo in bin haybrid dɛn skul rɔba band dɛn we dɛn kin yuz Ɛn Sɔntɛm Zhukov . Dɛn i bin shek paw dɛn Ɛn stret kɔt bin de swɛt . Lida i bin de muf : .
  - Wetin biɛn damn am !?
  I bin slam am misɛf Bay we jɔ ɛn , fɔ tink bɔt sɔntin dissipated bifo in dɔn bin nɔmal mɔtalman sojaman dɛn Ɛn sɔm kɔmanda dɛn - faun dɛn . Pantap dɛk dɔn bin de ledɔm rawnd dɛn dɔn bit am Ɛn wund dɛn di wan dɛn we de agens am Frɔm mɛdɔw dɛn faya opin Ɛn elf , ɛn na atletik wan we dɛn fold yɔŋ uman bin stat jɔmp pantap vɛks bot . Dɛn nekɛd , we gɛt pink il dɛn we dɛn kɔl il So Ɛn flash ɛn sɔd dɛn bin de spak na di .... Stretway tri san dɛn . Stalin we nem Stalin Wit we pɔsin kin sɔprayz i bin ala se :
  - Naya dɛn wan dɛn pantap !
  ƐN bin jomp fala biɛn gyal pikin dɛn , na in we dɛn mek fɔj sus we de bɔm bin nak Bay we dɛk WAN gyal pikin dɛn bin de ala frɔm gladi , fɔ fɛt Wit ɛnimi sojaman dɛn we de swip bad wowo fɔ pipul dɛn nɔ klia Us us kɔntri yu kɔmɔt . Ɛlf dɛn Sem Nɔto bin want am tinap pantap ples , ɛn i bin rɔsh V di fɛt we dɛn bin de fɛt . Naya dɛn kɔmanda fɔ di kɔmanda dɛn dɔn pwɛl am di wan we de nia yu sojaman ed fɔ Dɔn i bɔks bin we nɔ kɔmɔn fast lɛk se bin de flash solar we dɛn kin yuz fɔ mek di san bɔni we dɛn fri naughty skul bɔy pikin . Stalin we nem Stalin Ɛn misɛf Wit ɛnjɔy kɔt am dɔŋ di wan we de nia yu ɛnimi , we pɔsin kin fil di mɔsul dɛn we kin pas smɔl fɔ avɔyd pliable bɔdi Lida grɔmbul : .
  - Wɛl krichɔ we dɛn mek ugly - gɛt am !
  Mɔ trangayɛs fɔ avɔyd we dɛn dɔn rɛnd faun . I dɛn dɔn fɛns am du deftly , ivin smɔl Nɔto grɔn wok Stalin we nem Stalin Bay we nos Di lida , we i dɔn kech shɔ di tin dɛn we de apin afta dat V muvmɛnt dɛn ɛnimi , we dɛn kil Nɔto artiodaktil we dɛn kɔl artiodactyl tayp Girl - atlet we de ple dɔn gri :
  - Naya So nɔ sɛrimɔni dɛn mi kapten ! Fauns dɛn pipul dɛn we de trit pipul dɛn krichɔ dɛn , ɛn di wan dɛn we pas ɔl Di men tin snik as insɛf sɛf we pɔsin kin du bad .
  Wan Wit di wan dɛn we de agens - fauns dɔn yɛri Dis Ɛn bin agens am : .
  - Dis fɔ tɔk bad bɔt pɔsin ! Wi Aw wan tɛm nobul Ɛn wi de sav ɛmpaya dɛn , ɛn Yu pairati dɛn !
  gal i bin de grin Ɛn Wit kayn bay fos dɔn gi V groin we dɛn kɔl groin sojaman we Dat dɔn du somersault we dɛn kin kɔl V briz Ɛn bin flay kɔmɔt na do biɛn bod . Fɛtman bin siŋ : .
  Fɔni wikɛd pɔsin we de kɔrɛkt pɔsin , .
  Zilful wan ɛmpaya dɛn de sav !
  Wɛl ɛn pantap infakt pɔsin we de tɔn in bak pan Gɔd , .
  Snik we de mek pɔsin slip Ɛn shɔt savant !
  Go rɛnt I biɛn mɔni Ɛn mama ,
  Nɔmɔ ay pas dat ad pasɛnt !
  Kɔnshɛns Nɔto de Ɛn gram , .
  Trut Nɔto tek Ɛn pantap sɛnt !
  Pan ɔl gyal pikin dɛn Ɛn ɛlf dɛn bin bɔku less , we dɛn muf Dɛn bɔku fast fast man dɛn , yɛs Ɛn bin fɛt rili teknik wan Dɛn di wan dɛn we de agens am dɔn Ɛn kes bin let ɛn dɛn wɛpɔn dɛn bin luk rili klɔmsi wan Rili ivin nɔ bad bin fɛt Ɛn kabin bɔy . bɔy Jɔs bin Aw snek vaypa , yes mɔ Wit Nɔto at ɔl nɔmal tɛknɔlogi . I bin tan lɛk se Wetin Dis miksɔp dans Kɔsak gyal pikin Ɛn polkas we dɛn kɔl WAN V an dɛn wantɛm wantɛm tu sabers dɛn
  Stalin we nem Stalin bɔt , a bin lɛk fɔ du dat fɛt Wit wit ɛp sɔd Ɛn lɔng dagger To am A bin mɛmba pikin dɛn yon fayn fayn stori : Pita Pɛn . De Sem bin kayn ɔ eternal , we nɔ gɛt fut nɔmɔ bɔy Wit wit sɔd dɛn . Strenj coincidence , we gɛt sɔntin fɔ du wit sɔntin . Naya lida mek wan " mil " ɛn in wan dɛn dɔn kɔt am ed flay ɔp ... Bɔku Sɔntɛm sɔprayz wetin mek lida ɔlman tɛm dɛn Ɛn pipul dɛn rid nɔsri na di say we dɛn de mɛn pikin dɛn wan fayn fayn stori , bɔt naya De na jɔstis . U in dɔn aks gud pantap i fim adapteshɔn , ɛn lida rid ... Dɛn ansa am nɔ gri fɔ tek am , we i tɔk se bɛtɛ film adapteshɔn : Kpɛntin - Tear ɔf ed ! Na tru bin ambɔg am bin stat wɔ , yea Ɛn Boers dɛn afta ɔl V bɔku Jaman langwej ɔrijin , ɛn Inglish sɔm tɛm bin de tink bɔt alies dɛn ... Aw wit sɛns bɔy bin le am dɔŋ kwik kwik faun , jɔs dɔn yuz big chenj we gɛt ɔn tɔpik . Dat bin fɔdɔm , i bin de shek fut dɛn lɛk we dɛn dɔn pank rɛd-ɔt we de ɔt nidul we dɛn kin kɔl bɔg . kabin bɔy bin siŋ : .
  - WAN Wetin kayn wɔ ? Nɔ Nɔto lita gilti fɔ pɔsin ! Ada V i dip , ɛn big plaba !
  Girls dɛn Sem we dɛn kin kɛr go lɔs dɛn , bɔt Baybay nɔmɔ wund dɛn . Dɛn at ɔl Nɔto bin de go fɔ So Jɔs ledɔm dɔŋ trowe di an ɛn fut dɛn Stalin we nem Stalin igen grap Wit faun . Dɛn wan ya krichɔ dɛn V fayn fayn stori dɛn Nɔto so kayn Aw ɛlf dɛn Ɛn Nɔto So vɛks Aw troll dɛn Yu sɔm kayn we af-af kayn . Bɔt sɔntɛm insay​ we gɛt atis wok , yu kin ebul mit Ɛn wikɛd elf , ɛn gud troll ! Stalin we nem Stalin bɔt , nɔto so dɔn bi tayt am fɛt Ɛn wit sɛns trowe am dagger to wan faun V trot :
  - Sɔri brɔda , fens wi no tɛm nɔ de !
  ƐN faun day , lɛf fɔ go smɔl smɔl watawɛl blu blɔd Girls dɛn ɔ we dɛn dɔn gɛt sɔd dɛn mɔ dɛn gɛt mɔ ɛnaji tru tru bin bɔn pawa Ɛn we pɔsin kin du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit ɔda pɔsin . Dɛn ɛnimi dɛn bin tɔn bak , fɔdɔm , ɛn sɔm ivin bin jomp V wata , fɔ aim sev yusɛf swin . Dɛk nɔ go te klin am frɔm gɛt layf ɛnimi dɛn Ɛn bin stat ɛgzamin we dɛn de du kɔmpawtmɛnt dɛn bot . Tɛn dɔn fɔdɔm pantap ni dɛn prizina dɛn i bin de ala O sɔri-at Stalin we nem Stalin bin luk pantap dɛn : nɔ ransom Nɔto dɛn go gi it dia Ɛn we dɛn ɔda : .
  - Finish ɔf dɛn !
  Girls dɛn i bin rɔsh pafɔm ɔda Wit klia wan wit zil . Wan nɔmɔ kabin bɔy - bɔy bin agens am : .
  - Nɔto di kɔst dɛn So du !
  Stalin we nem Stalin bared in tit dɛn :
  - Dis mɔ Wetin du ?
  Bɔy plɛnti we gɛt lɔjik ansa se : .
  - Bikɔs V dis kes nɔbɔdi Nɔto go giv-ɔp wi V we dɛn de kɛr dɛn kapchɔ Ɔl go fɛt bifo dɔn !
  Stalin we nem Stalin i bin de grin Ɛn dɔn du nɛf sɔd et :
  - Dɛn wan dɛn bɛtɛ ! Aw mɔ ɛnimi dɛn , dɛn wan dɛn de mɔ intrestin wɔ !
  bɔy bin agens am : .
  - Gud pɔsin we de rul nyu ɛnimi dɛn Nɔto mek mɔni lɛk aw fɔ du am we de kip mɔni masta mɔ flea dɛn Nɔto brid dɛn !
  Stalin we nem Stalin Wit gri fɔ dɛn bin de klap bɔy Bay we sholda :
  - Smɔl filɔsof , pikin prodigy !
  kabin bɔy objected , wit wamat we dɛn de pul layt ed insay fiva fɛt Wit in bin flay go kap : 1 .
  - A Nɔto prodigy , na mi nɔ go te wan ɔndrɛd ia dɛn nak nak ! ƐN a bin sev dɛn fayv trade kapten dɛn ɛn bifo Dis mɔ bin go wɔ Wit tri barons dɛn Ɛn wan Duke !
  Stalin we nem Stalin V i bin de mek lɛk se i de du am gladi splash ɔp an dɛn : .
  - Eh ! Yɛs Yu veteran - yɔŋ pɔsin ! Lɛ ivin Ɛn na do na do bɔy . - Lida dɔn bi mɔ siriɔs wan . - Pan ɔl smɔl ayt giv bɛnifit dɛn we pɔsin kin gɛt . Bɔt Naya a pasɔnal , nɔto so A de ɛkspiriɛns nostaljia we pɔsin kin gɛt Bay we to in yon pikin - it bin tumɔs pasmak ebi Ɛn begman we de beg !
  Boy - kabin bɔy Nɔto bin gri fɔ mek dɛn : .
  - We a bin pikin Ɔltɛm spɛshal na tɛm , mɔ V sɛns aw wi ɔndastand pis . Bɔt , ɔltɛm De na chans V in go bak !
  Stalin we nem Stalin bin want sɔntin mɔ se aw dɔn sho gyal pikin dɛn . Dɛn dɔn lid Wit yusɛf laŋaj wan dres , ful-ɔp uman pantap infakt Nɔto ol wan tati ia ol , bɔt dɔn flabby , ɛn at ɔl yɔŋ V ɔmbul drɛs Ɛn we nɔ gɛt fut nɔmɔ maid we de wok fɔ di os WIT dɛn Bak tik pɔsin Wit ed dɔk dɛn Ɛn bich , bɔt at silinda we de na di silinda Ɛn V we dɛn mek wit gold suit Uman bin drɛs we dɛn drɛs Nɔto Jɔs luxurious , i de du am bin ɔltogɛda we dɛn kɔba valyu ston dɛn we dɛn mek ɔlman spisis , ɛn Dɛn bin luk kwik kwik wan mɔ kɔlɔ pas wit wanwɔd Ɛn jɔyn we dɛn bin kapchɔ kwik kwik wan wetin yu tink jipsi we dɛn kɔl gypsy kwin dɛn pas nobul señors . Maid , pan ɔl we pantap gre drɛs nɔ ɔl kayn we valyu tin Ɛn frɔm insɛf sɛf rud di kanvas bin de luk Rili kiut , eh i wayt , we gɛt kɔl Rili Rili fayn dɔn skata Bay we di sholda dɛn Dɛn dɔn tan am leg dɛn bin smɔl roughened , bɔt at dis Rili grasful , smol smol , lɛk se dɛn we dɛn mek wit skapul pɔsin we de mek smɔl smɔl tin dɛn trade trade . Fes maid dɛn bin mɔ at ɔl pikin , bɔt i bin tan lɛk se yɔŋ uman strɔng , yɛs Ɛn in luk kwik wan Nɔto rid we bin de fred Wetin tin dɛn we de mɔna pipul dɛn bɔmp drake den I lɛf fɔ du am pantap misɛf nɔ bisin bɔt ɛnitin luk lɛk Dis in nɔ we nɔ de Nɔto bisin bɔt . Nobul uman bifo vilɛj nɔ de tɔk we yu de si kɔmanda , bigin ala :
  - Yɛs Aw Yu gɛt maynd misfɔstans we kin apin pantap bot awning dɛn we dɛn kin yuz de Garor . Yu Nɔto Jɔs dɛn ɛng am ɛn kwata-kwata Ɛn go bɔn gɛt layf ! Yu Jɔs basta-dɔg pairati we dɛn kɔl pairati brat .
  Stalin we nem Stalin V ansa kol kol wan trowe : .
  - Una pul in klos i Ɛn pour wan ɔndrɛd lash dɛn we de We yu dɔn test am hot , na in go gɛt sɛns mɔ ɛn mɔ !
  Girls dɛn Wit gladi i bin rɔsh pafɔm ɔda lida Stalin we nem Stalin ɔ fɔ tɔn bak atɛnshɔn pantap wayl swɛt , tɔn To platipus we dɛn kɔl platypus tɔpik Ɛn dɔn aks :
  - Tap Want !
  Dat Jɔs ansa se : .
  - Na tru se a want ! Ɔmɔs ?
  Stalin , we bin de grin , bin ansa se :
  - So bɔku gold , aw bɔku Yu misɛf yu de wej !
  Plɛtipɔs jɛntri dɔn du tray bunya :
  - A Nɔto so rich fɔ fɔ pe biɛn misɛf kayn big ɔmɔs !
  Stalin we nem Stalin Nɔto tink fɔ lɔng tɛm we dɛn ɔda : .
  - Ɛng in ! Wi pipul dɛn we de beg Nɔto nid fɔ de !
  Girls dɛn grab am bɔmp drake we dɛn kɔl Ɛn drɛg am in Bay we dɛk Dat wit ɔl in at i bin de swɛt : .
  - Wait , mi gri ! Nɔto nid ɛng !
  Stalin we nem Stalin we dɛn mek wit sɛns grin am : .
  - Dɔn let bay Yu bargained , rɔn penalty we dɛn kin pe So gold V tu yu yon we !
  Plɛtipɔs jɛntri bin want blather , bɔt chenj mi maynd , kech mi wɔndaful rili vɛks in luk kwik wan Stalin na : .
  - Gri ! A go pe !
  Lida we dɛn de provok am bin se :
  - Bɔt Yu pantap mi bin luk askew , i tan lɛk se we dɛn de kɔs V sol , so yu go pe biɛn misɛf 4 tɛm Ɛn Dis mi las tin we dɛn kin du wɔd ! So Wetin V shakul dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ mek tin dɛn in !
  Plɛtipɔs fɔ jɛntri drɛg am V ol Girls - ɛlf dɛn we dɛn bin de prich Stalin we nem Stalin chɛst , wit sɔntin we pɔsin kin du volyumɛtrik Ɛn we de mek pɔsin want fɔ du sɔntin Lida bin want , bin de shov V ki wɛl dagger lɛk os ɛlf tek am go ɛp in grasful wan sɔlv :
  - Nɔto di kɔst dɛn sa Kapten , i go brok !
  Stalin we nem Stalin we nɔ want fɔ du dat bin gri fɔ mek dɛn : .
  - Sɔntɛm Yu Ɛn V insɛf sɛf infakt rayt dɛn : nɔ di kɔst dɛn we dɛn kin spɛn .
  Lida ɛlf dɛn bifo ansa dɔn es fut Ɛn bin stɔp am V wɛl mi yon big finga . Afta wetin bin siŋ : .
  - Ayland trɔs dɛn - ful-ɔp monsta dɛn ! Ɛlf Nɔto bi fred - bi brayt fɛt !
  Lid na di lid chɛst ledɔm bak ɛn bifo luk kwik wan Stalin we nem Stalin opin jɛntri Naya V bɔku bin de lay valyu tin dɛkɔreshɔn dɛn stret kɔt wok , frɔm difrɛn difrɛn valyu ston dɛn , insay ɔmɔs nɔmba lɛk​ ivin we gɛt lɔv kɔle pantap ston ston dɛn lida nɔ ɛva Nɔto bin si . Rili fayn Ɛn atraktiv , we pɔsin kin kɔt kɔt glans WAN insɛf sɛf wok lɛk dis thin , ɛvri wan drɔin rial wan masta wok lɛk we dɛn drɔ brɔsh gran masta dɛn !
  Dɔn jɛntri shed dɛn data bɔku bɔku tin dɛn we gɛt valyu Nɔto amenable tɔk bɔt . Stalin we nem Stalin wisɛl : .
  - Naya Dis Wi bin kech ... Kul pasmak gold fish Wit platina we dɛn kɔl platina fins dɛn Wetin ɔ fayn . - Si lida wantɛm wantɛm fɔdɔm pantap savant gyal pikin - WAN Wit di wan we de du ? Ransom biɛn yu Nɔto dɛn go gi drawn na sɔri-at !
  Girl , wit praud fɔ mek pɔsin stret stan , bin se :
  - A Ɔltɛm bin de drim fɔ bi filibuster !
  
  Makiz de Garor, we de na di wɔl afta wikɛd spanking we dɛn kin bit lɔs kɔnshɛns , ɛn Naw i dɛn dɔn lɔk am V hold , togɛda Wit platipus we dɛn kɔl platypus fɔ jɛntri . Misɛf Stalin we nem Stalin bin de ple V kad dɛn Wit tu dɛn biev fayn di wan dɛn we de ɛp dɛn Ɛn sote go bɔy kabin bɔy . Wan gem we dɛn kin ple bin kɔl am kiŋ . IN i fɔs we dɛn dɔn krɔs kad dɛn we de difayn kiŋ , kadinal , ribel Ɛn lackey . Afta kiŋ afta distribyushɔn dɛn dɛn dɔn pik am to misɛf trump kad we dɛn kin yuz Dɔn Ribɛl bin rayt , tri tɛm Nɔto gri , bɔt , afta tɔd tɛm dɛn bin pas V di wan dɛn we nɔ de wok . Fɔs, fɔs Stalin we nem Stalin kɔnfidɛns bin sidɔm V kiŋ dɛn , bɔt dɔn wan gem we dɛn kin ple at in Nɔto bin go . Got dɔŋ bifo lɛvul siks pipul dɛn Ɛn bin sidɔm pantap Jaman Na dat mek mesɛj :
  - Pantap ɔrayzin bot ! - In gladi .
  Lida Aw go ala ala : .
  - Wistul ɔlman ɔp !
  Naked , we dɛn dɔn tan leg dɛn mɔsul dɛn we gɛt mɔsul gyal pikin dɛn Ɛn grasful wan ɛlf dɛn dɛn bin de klap Bay we dɛk Pirates dɛn we de na di si bin ful-ɔp zil . Klos pan bot brigantin dɛn we dɛn kɔl brigantine pouted .... Stalin we nem Stalin V tɛliskɔp paip we dɛn kin yuz bin tink bɔt we de kam nia vessel dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ mek tin dɛn Ɛn in dis zil shap bin de slip .
  - Fo frigate ! Hmm yea !
  Ɛlf grin , . klarify : .
  - U ɔlman Bay we fifti tu gɔn dɛn , ɛn soja tim , spɛshal wan we dɛn dɔn tren Fɔ fɛt Wit pairati dɛn di wan dɛn we de fɛt !
  Stalin we nem Stalin frowned in fes : .
  - Fɛt Wit lɛk dis trɛnk , we min Nɔ . Min na tɛm lɛf ...
  Girl - atlet , sɛkɔn pɔsin we de ɛp we dɛn bin tɔk se :
  - WAN Mek wi dɛn mek wi tek wan bayt wan smɔl ... U wi bɛnifit V de rɔn kwaliti dɛn we pɔsin gɛt Ɛn di we aw pɔsin kin manej ...
  Stalin we nem Stalin bay wilful bin gri fɔ mek dɛn : .
  - Mek wi tek wan bait ɛnimi dɛn ! Wasp Aw rul bayt dɛn !
  Ɛlf Wit bisin bin se :
  - WAN Galiɔn frɔm dɛn Nɔto lɛf . In ovatak , togɛda Wit guds dɛn Na sɔri-at fiba trowe , rili na sɔri-at !
  Girl - atlet we de ple we dɛn bin tɔk se :
  - Mek wi tray dɛn wan ya frigates , we de fa fawe frɔm Galiɔn kɛr go Mek wi du am kɔni kɔni manej fɔ mek yu ebul fɔ du sɔntin V stayl uk !
  Stalin we nem Stalin dɛn dɔn kɔrɛkt am to misɛf hat we gɛt kɔk : .
  - Go fɔ am gyal pikin dɛn !
  Pirate we de mek pipul dɛn de du di wok brigantin we dɛn kɔl brigantine i bin rɔsh V say fɛt-fɛt frigate dɛn we dɛn kɔl frigate I izi we dɛn kɔl muf ɛn majik uman - ɛlf bin de wispa spɛl dɛn , ɛn doula V di sel dɛn we de Boy - kabin bɔy Jack dɔn du somersault , we dɛn pik Wit bɔy ɔ gal bow , afta wetin bin siŋ : .
  - Dis ɔs dɛn , insay mi ed , we dɛn tramp herd , we dɛn kin fos pipul dɛn flat bred ! Aw fɔ pul am kɔmɔt to mi , frɔm we dɛn dɔn sɔlv doom maybe Jɔs ple pantap akodiɔn !
  Girls na pairati dɛn bɔs kɔmɔt de laf Ɛn fɔ bi sho finga at tɛmpul we bin sayn di wan we ay pas ɔl aprɔval
  Brigantine, we de wok wit am kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk kam nia ɛn os ɛlf dɛn chaj am di wan dɛn we pas ɔl big kanɔn we gɛt kanɔn brigantin dɛn we dɛn kɔl . I bin pul in tit dɛn tit we gɛt lɔv panta dɛn : .
  - Naw a to yu A go hit yu ! Gɛt Yu frɔm mi !
  Ɛlf dɛn we dɛn tɔk bɔt big big briz de blo gladi gladi , insay fɔm we de mek pɔsin yɛri laf :
  - Yɛs ɛnimi go gɛt ɛn go vois am ! WAN Dat mɔ Aw animal we dɛn dɔn stuf go meow !
  Boy - kabin bɔy bin siŋ : .
  - Scarecrow - miɔ , pan paip we dɛn kin yuz de sidɔm ! Scarecrow - miow , siŋ snif dɛn de snɛf !
  In wɔd dɛn dɛn bin ambɔg am dɔn shut wɛpɔn dɛn : kɔr , wit we dɛn de wispa we i dɔn flay oba , hit V men mast frigate we dɛn kɔl frigate Bɔks bin kɔrɛkt wan , yes mɔ Ɛn mast bin fɔdɔm , i bin de te dɛn dɔn peint am V jinja kɔlɔ Wit aydul blak bod di sel dɛn we de Frigate we bin gɛt so at injɛkshɔn , wantɛm wantɛm ɔ lɔs big Pat in we kin mek pɔsin fred kayn . Stalin we nem Stalin bin slam am V klap : .
  - Tubo - jumbo wan tɛm !
  IN ansa bin de rɔm voli we dɛn kɔl voli tu ɔndrɛd ɔndrɛd gɔn dɛn , afta wetin Ɔl 4 frigate we dɛn kɔl frigate we dɛn dɔn ɛnvɔlɔp smok Fa bɔt , i bin de tumɔs pasmak rili big Watasay bɔyl , ɛn seethed frɔm fɔdɔm sɛt dɛn di kɔr dɛn Bɔt dɛn tu wan Nɔto dɔn rich bifo brigantin dɛn we dɛn kɔl . Bɔt , gold fɛda smɔl smɔl fish dɛn wit fred bin jomp pantap bod bot . Jack we dɛn dɔn chenj wan briz bin kech i an dɛn , ɛn dɔn bin siŋ : .
  - Fish , fish , usay yu yon smayl ! Ful-ɔp zil Ɛn faya ! Di wan dɛn we pas ɔl ful mistek Fish , insay dat Yu yu de go frɔm mi !
  Stalin we nem Stalin dɛn dɔn kɔrɛkt am bɔy :
  - So Nɔ ! Aw wan tɛm afta ɔl Nɔto we de kɔmɔt de ! Yu i bin kech .
  Bɔy tɔn ova , tinap pantap an dɛn ɛn we gɛt gold-fin fish dɔn bi toss barefut , we rili graceful , lɛk se at prinses gyal pikin dɛn leg dɛn . ƐN at dis kabin bɔy bin siŋ : .
  - Nɔsay nɔ de Nɔto yu go kɔmɔt de ! Goering we de go arata Ɛn louse ! WAN ɔ fɔ tɔk tru boar ! Laf Wit madhouse na di os ɔlman kɔntri dɛn ! Oh - oh ! Oh - oh ! Oh - oh ! Hitler - we gɛt sɛns wi fos !
  Stalin we nem Stalin we dɛn kin skrol pantap heeled , we dɛn kin trowe dagger V we gɛt tri ed dragonflay we dɛn kɔl dragonfly Girl - atlet we de ple i bin ala se :
  - Bravo we yu de yuz !
  kabin bɔy bin jomp ɔp ay pasmak ɛn ɛlf igen dɛn bin de faya am dɔn Bay we to ɔda pɔsin frigate we dɛn kɔl frigate IN smok bɔt , i nɔ pɔsibul bin tink bɔt , hit i ɔ mis .
  Stalin we nem Stalin dɔn aks biev fayn gunner : .
  - WAN Aw yu manage fɔ bit So fa Ɛn spot pan ! ? a Sɔntɛm bi V rɛd ami , we tan lɛk go introduks , we gɛt renbo ia ...
  Ɛlf I bin de laf ɛn i ansa se :
  - Dis techno-magic , we pɔsin nɔ ebul fɔ go de simpul mɔtalman ɔndastandin ! WAN Min Rili Kol !
  Stalin we nem Stalin insist se :
  - Oh nɔ ! Yu obliged shɛb sikrit wit mi if yu lɛk Rili Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn Rɔshia !
  Sɔm uman - ɛlf bifo ansa , we dɛn dɔn pawn V breech , we na di kɔr Ɛn dɛn bin de faya am V tɔd wan tɛm . Wan gɔn at dis prɛktikal wan Nɔto ɛkspiriɛns recoil I brɔnz we dɛn mek trɔnk dɛn dɔn dekɔret am drɔin dɛn dragon dɛn brayt bin de shayn pantap San . Rɔn wit spid briz , sɔm pat pan am dɛn dɔn pwɛl am smok , ɛn Kin bin si aw fɔ fɔdɔm tɔd granmast​ Stalin we nem Stalin smack in lip dɛn lip dɛn : .
  - Wɔndaful ! At ɔl Voroshilov bin de du am sɔri fɔ si SCHMUCK we de na di wɔl Bay we kɔmpia Wit na yu mek am . WAN mɔ Dɛn se Voroshilovsky bin de tɔk bɔt am pɔsin we de shot ! Wɛl ɛn If a A go faya , yeah bolt we dɛn kin yuz go skata Bay we ɔl wetin to di wɔl !
  Girls dɛn togɛda giggled : .
  - Yɛs wi kapten , yu pas ɔl ay Ɛn kɔrɛkt !
  Stalin we nem Stalin wink , mek frɔm misɛf wetin yu tink kriminal gɔdfada . WAN afta bin grap lɛk ɛlifant :
  - Wɛl gyal - ɛlf , smash dɛn !
  Men bɔks mɔ wan tɛm , we de strikt di nɔmba 4 frigate we dɛn kɔl frigate Bot i bin de shek shek Aw trot , insay us we dɛn tɔn asid we dɛn kɔl Ɛn Sem slow dɔŋ muv .
  Sɔm uman - ɛlf we dɛn win bin tɔk se :
  - Naya I wan ɔndrɛd pasɛnt rizɔlt !
  Stalin , we de laf , ala se :
  - Tumbo - jumbo - yu go wan tɛm ! Tumbo - jumbo - yu go tu ! Tumbo - jumbo - yu go fayv ! Kam aut bɔni tek wan waka ! Wantɛm wantɛm ɔnta we de ɔntin rɔn aut - stret V bɔni shot dɛn ! Bang bang bang ! Nɔto dɔn gɛt am ! Bɔni gre galɔp fɔ go fa !
  Gɔnar - ɛlf dɔn notis Wit wit prayz : .
  - Naw ivin at Galiɔn De na chans lɛf ! So Wetin a dɔn shut nɔ wɔnda !
  Stalin we nem Stalin bin de flash dɛn fɔ bi big Ɛn wayt Aw at Arabik langwej ɔs tit :
  - Kɔntinyu faya bifo ful-ɔp pwɛl ɛnimi ! Wi Nɔto Kin gri to misɛf kayn jɛntri Aw wet smɔl ! - Lida bin kɔf Ɛn naya ɔ we dɛn dɔn wɛl . - A a gɛt minin : fɔ lɔs di wan ol tin Galiɔn Wit valyu trofi dɛn !
  Sɔm uman - ɛlf bin gri fɔ mek dɛn : .
  - Yu big , big wan frɔm lida dɛn , na tru Wel , yu rait ! Dis bin go pasmak !
  Stalin we nem Stalin at dɛn bin ambɔg am glamorous gal :
  - So shut bitch ! Waf Aw Kin mɔ ɛn mɔ ! Pli !
  Gɔnar - ɛlf we de rɔk tit , ansa se :
  - Go bit ɛn Nɔto fɛt bak !
  Boy - kabin bɔy wantɛm wantɛm pantap dɔn siriɔs bin siŋ : .
  Mek wi opin fet wi yon : . De na ayt dɛn , .
  Sayns , gud abit , vayrɔs Ɛn ɔnɔ !
  So dat sote go yay we dɛn kɔl carressed Ɔl fayn ,
  So dat Wi Wit wan we a lɛk bin V gladi togɛda !
  
  Mi gal swit , fayn , .
  Kostroma we dɛn kɔl Kostroma gold kɔl dɛn we dɛn kɔl kɔl Bay we briz !
  Di Wan we mek ɔltin Yunivas dɔn gi kayn marvel , .
  IN yu Ɔlmayti we gɛt bɔdi drim !
  
  Yay lɔv - we gɛt fes dayamɔn dɛn , .
  Dɛn fos di tin dɛn we pɔsin kin lɛk fɔ du i kin drawn tik ays !
  Krays Krays Lɔd dɛn mɛmba Yu ɔda tin dɛn , .
  ƐN go ɔp Wit wan we a lɛk V flay !
  
  Fayn fɔ di wan ol wɔl we nɔ gɛt ɛnd , .
  Wi To in Lɔv yɔŋ mek wi flay !
  Lɛ go wi union lɛk dis kɔdial , .
  Wetin go fɔdɔm we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ kam nia am Ismaɛl !
  
  Aw saful saful wan V lip dɛn Wit vajin kis , .
  Caressed we dɛn kɔl am di chɛst dɛn strɔng an !
  Bin briz we pɔsin dɔn chak we yu de blo Sɔntɛm ,
  Dɔn go gold , bin kɔmɔt ore !
  
  Yɛs ia gyal pikin dɛn gold ,
  Kayn fayn V i Damn it !
  TO fes klos dɛn we dɛn kin wɛr V ia yɔŋ ,
  So dat Nɔto bin brɔw lɔv V kray wata !
  
  ƐN Naya A de siŋ a siŋ titi we dɛn kɔl titi Wit laya , .
  IN ansa kristal , we klia smɔl vɔys !
  Yu dɔn bi Fɔ mi mi ston aydɔl
  Fild ɔp jus bred spikelet !
  
  Pikin A biliv yu wi go nɔ go te ,
  Rili fayn bɔy - nayt daring !
  Fɔ di sake of Fadaland we de na di kɔntri togɛda lɛ wi ɔf am mawnten dɛn , .
  Lɔd Rili ɔlman Papa Yon !
  Boy - kabin bɔy dɔn dɔn pantap pas ɔl sublaym notis , we i de swɛt Aw sayrin Girls dɛn fɔdɔm pantap bak Ɛn dɛn bin de klap barefoot , we fiba am pantap statu dɛn we dɛn mek gɔd uman dɛn leg dɛn . Pink we na gyal pikin Fut Wit A go tek wan running stat kam insay kɔntakt , insay rizɔlt wetin bin yɛri we de ring blubɛl dɛn WAN Stalin we nem Stalin bin de dans lezginka , we de nak sus Bay we dɛk Ɛlf dɔn lid kɔrɛkt faya Bay we mast dɛn , . we dɛn de rɔnata brigantin we dɛn kɔl brigantine frigates , we dɔn ɔlrɛdi de fɔ bi we pɔsin kin notis lag biɛn Lida i ala se : .
  - Bit nɔ mis ! Kɔr dɛn kɔrɛkt ! Bɔku gɔnpawda - ples V fɛns dɛn !
  Boy - kabin bɔy spun rawnd pantap sɔks , ɛn ɔltu in saber dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ mek tin dɛn dans lɛk chak di jipsi dɛn : .
  - A ɔlman A go knock yu dɔŋ ! Taya fɔ wet fɔ swip kru - na tεm go pantap fɔ go na di bot !
  Stalin , we de fri riŋ smok frɔm tiub dɛn , we dɛn nɔ gri wit : .
  - Bɔdin , fɔ tru ɔ go ! Bɔt Nɔto V dɔn gi kes , I fil wi agens dɛn wan ya di wan dɛn we de kech dis bɛtɛ Nɔto du !
  Girl - atlet we de ple bay wilful we dɛn sɔpɔt lida :
  - U pipul dɛn we de fɛt wɔ frigate we dɛn kɔl frigate anti-mɛjik protɛkshɔn , yes Wetin Dɛn .... Aw se dis mɔ prɛsishɔn ....
  Boy - kabin bɔy naya ɔ dɔn dɔn biɛn i :
  - A A no ! Jɔs V fɛt Wit dɛn wi gyal pikin dɛn , nɔ go ebul fɔ du am tek advantej protɛkshɔn tekno-mɛjik !
  Stalin we nem Stalin dɔn gɛt am frɔm poket na di poket dagger Ɛn we de sho in ɔlman :
  - A go rip am apat bɛlɛ shak , ɛn ivin mammoth we dɛn kɔl mammoth kil wɛl !
  Ɛnimi dɔn bin fɔdɔm biɛn Ivin majik uman - ɛlf bin stɔp faya , bikɔs ɔf dɛn we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ rich , ship dɛn dɔn ivin bin stat sɔlv V blu haze
  Girl - atlet we de ple we dɛn bin gi advays To Stalin : .
  - WAN Wetin If du reyd we dɛn kin du pantap siti we de na di siti !
  Lida kɔni kɔni Wit spɛshal wit gladi gladi winked : .
  - WAN Wetin kayn lɛk igl​ a Ɛn fɔ gɛt tek siti dɛn ! Mek wi mek wi tek Ɛn mas !
  Sɔm uman - ɛlf kɔnfyus : .
  - Lɛ go So ! Fas fas ad !
  Brigantine, we de wok wit am dɔn bi go aksɛleret bak strɔng pasmak . Stalin we nem Stalin lɛf kabin bɔy wan man ɛn in wɛf dɛn daggers , ɛn bɔy bin stat dɛn juggle . Lida dɔn gri in rɔn wit spid :
  - Sɔprayz bɔy - yes ol ! Juggle, yu kin du am mɔ mɔ intensiv .
  Kɔlɔ sel dɛn brigantin dɛn we dɛn kɔl brigantine smɔl chenj , bi chenj V say rɛd pat dɛn spɛktrum kabin bɔy ivin wisɛl : .
  - I frɔm pen Nɔto rɔst dɛn , nɔ i de blush frɔm shem !
  Stalin we nem Stalin bin want bin ansa aw wantɛm wantɛm V nasal pat dɛn brigantin dɛn we dɛn kɔl brigantine dɔn sho winda , ɛn frɔm in fɔ bi jomp , gɛt ia , gɛt fan krichɔ dɛn . Dɛn swip am pantap gorila dɛn , nɔmɔ bin Usay uglier we nɔ fayn Ɛn jomp kɔmɔt lɛk se dɛbul dɛn frɔm whirlpool we de na di ! Dis bin strenj wan spɛktakl , bɔt gyal pikin dɛn Nɔto bin gɛt fred . Fɔs i bin rɔsh V di fɛt we dɛn bin de fɛt kabin bɔy , ɛn biɛn in Ɛn rɛst ɛlf dɛn . IN rayt dɛn tri san dɛn : blu , yɔlɔ , rɛd we dɛn bin de tink bɔt dɛn miro , we tan lɛk gyal pikin fut , pipul dɛn we de fɛt wɔ Dat Ɛn kes jomp ɔp ɛn dɔŋ fɔ demonstret dɛn charm dɛn Naya wan frɔm gɔrila dɛn V armor , i tan lɛk se lida bin de fɛt-fɛt Wit wan atlet gyal pikin . We yu de wev saber , na in dɔn tray sɔlv tɔl pɔsin we de fɛt wɔ Ta wit trɛnk ansa , we i de par di lכng dεm animal we gɛt animal wɛl animal , Dis Ɛn De na animal , bak rili stret fɔ go bifo , ɛn sɛkɔral fɔ muv mɔtalman lida dɛn dɔn pwɛl am to am ed !
  Stalin , we Baybay Nɔto bin kam insay V fɛt , we dɛn gri fɔ : .
  - Naya So ! Mɔ ɛnaji nid ! WAN kam na yu gyal pikin dɛn ɛn wɛl biuti - mek dem de siŋ O yu wan kɔntri ! Wi granpikin dɛn Lenin , ɛn pikin dɛn Stalin na wan pan dɛn hiro dɛn wi nem dɛn !
  bɔy misɛf bin siŋ along : .
  - Ɔl ay pas dat ! ƐN ay pas dat ! ƐN ay pas dat ! Fɔ rɔsh mishɔl dɛn SS , I, ɛn ɔda pipul dɛn go Amɛrika ruf ! Yu di kɔnsaynmɛnt Stalin we nem Stalin go it !
  Na dis kabin bɔy Nɔto nɔmɔ bin siŋ bɔt we dɛn kɔt lɛk rial Rɔshian langwej nayt Clumsy , we de tɔk stret gorila dɛn , nɔ ebul resist , agens swift , ɛn teknikol gyal pikin dɛn . Dɛn dɔn day bin fɔdɔm dɔŋ pantap deck , we wata de rɔn i dak brawn blɔd . Bɔt frɔm pɔtal we dɛn kin kɔl flay out , ɔlman nyu Ɛn nyu krichɔ dɛn ... Stalin bin si dɛn skewed V frenzied vɛks snout , we de smɛl fetid briz , na ya dɔn V nasal pat dɛn brigantin dɛn we dɛn kɔl brigantine we dɛn sidɔm wan ol mawnt we de na di mawnten bɔdi dɛn we dɔn day . Boy - kabin bɔy , wit gras we pɔsin kin gɛt Indian pipul dɛn pipul dɛn we de dans we yu de ledɔm nɛks monsta , bin siŋ : .
  Vulkan we gɛt fɔ du wit am bin pul in tit dɛn kɔpi dɛn abyss , we de na di .
  Tik wata we de fɔdɔm , strim siriɔs aro dɛn !
  Bɔt A biliv sote go Fadaland we de na di kɔntri wanwɔd
  Giv away in Di kɔntri we dɛn bɔn layf a bin want !
  Stalin we nem Stalin dɛn dɔn kɔrɛkt am sote go bɔy :
  - Layf giv away biɛn Mama land na di kɔntri okay , bɔt sev Ɛn win bɛtɛ ! So Wetin tek tɛm mɔ bɔy Ɛn tek kia ed !
  Pan gyal pikin dɛn dɔn bin sɔm wund , nɔto Rili we gɛt sɛns ɛnimi bin tek bin angri te i day WAN kil dɛn fred mɔnki dɔn bin de rɔtin dairekt wan pantap yay ! Stalin we nem Stalin wantɛm wantɛm dɛn bin gri fɔ tek am fɔ sɔlv :
  - Saryn we de tɔk bɔt am pantap Kichku we de na di ! - I ala pan am I Ɛn i bin rɔsh V tik di kɔntrakshɔn dɛn
  Di wan dɛn we de fɛt wɔ we yu si se misɛf kɔmanda fɔ di kɔmanda bin kam insay V fɛt , we dɛn bin de fɛt mɔ ɛn mɔ prɛshɔn Dɛn saber dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ mek tin dɛn bin de flash Aw sisɔs V an dɛn nimble di wan dɛn we de tren WAN Stalin we nem Stalin we dɛn ɔda : .
  - Wet fɔ biɛn mi gyal pikin dɛn ! Mek wi fain out dat biɛn krichɔ dɛn we pɔsin de ayd V pɔtal !
  Stalin we nem Stalin dɔn fil V to misɛf fɔ tru dɛbul dɛn fos . Ɛvri in bɔks bin Naw Aw projɛktɛl frɔm howitzer dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ mek pipul dɛn . Dɛn dɔn kɔt am insay af gɔrila dɛn bin flay go frɔm lida , ɛn di tin dɛn we lɛf dɛn tel fɔdɔm V wata Na inspɛkt am gyal pikin dɛn i dɔn dubl tu tɛm prɛshɔ ɛn so fɔs frɔm pipul dɛn we de fɛt wɔ jomp insay V pɔtal Stalin we nem Stalin bin drɔp bay lɛk wantɛm wantɛm ɔ biɛn i . Lida dɔn fil pantap moment , lɛk se I sink de sink V wam wata Ɛn lɛk wantɛm wantɛm ɔ jomp kɔmɔt na do Wit ɔda sayd dɛn rial tin we de apin IN fes bin blo we de rɔtin smɛl dikɔmpɔzishɔn gal bin bɔn fɔs ala , i bin de ala we nɔ gɛt fut nɔmɔ leg dɛn bin kam insay pantap langwej dɛn flame we de bɔn Dɛn Nɔto less , na in dɔn bi wev mɔ mɔ ɛnaji , we de kɔt kɔt monsta dɛn daknɛs Stalin we nem Stalin V dɛn i kin te but dɛn we dɛn mek frɔm kanda spes dragon , nɔ dɔn fil ɔt I bin de waka fɔ go bifo ɛn fala biɛn in V big big wan kev mek wi jomp in , evribodi nyu Ɛn nyu pipul dɛn we de fɛt wɔ Na insɛf sɛf kev Ɛn insɛf sɛf infakt , i bin tan lɛk se hellish cesspool , we dɛn mek wit silin Ɛn di wɔl dɛn bin rɔsh fɔ go rawnd strenj ghosts , we de kray skel dɛn , ɛn us haybrid dɛn tik dɛn Wit bɔdi V fɔm di skel dɛn krokodail Fɔ tɔk smɔl we se : kresi fiaful ! Mɔtalman lida , we de bɔn we nɔ gɛt fut nɔmɔ leg dɛn V flame we de bɔn di ɔndawɔl , bin de ala : .
  - A A biliv dat Gɔd De na !
  Stalin we nem Stalin pantap Dis na filɔsofik wan bin tɔk se :
  - Wetin Gɔd De na Ɛn a A biliv se ! WAN V wetin I Kayn Nɔ !
  Girl - atlet we de ple dɔn aks :
  - WAN Wetin du Nɔ ?
  - Bikɔs Wetin data Ɛn rial layf Dɛn se bɔt if nɔto dat ! - Kɔt ɔf lida
  
  MEINSTEIN KƆMƆND NA ANNDER
  Di Jaman fil mashɛl we nem Maynstayn we bin rili sabi fɔ fɛt di wɔ na di Ardennes. Ɛn nɔto di wan we bin de kɔnsavayv mɔ we bin de na di rial stori. Di Jamani dɛn bin ebul fɔ ajɔst taktik sɔprayz. Ɛn dɛn tek di siti dɛn usay dɛn bin de kip tin dɛn we dɛn de yuz fɔ fɛt ɛn fiul. Afta dat, di Jamani dɛn bin tek di tin we dɛn bin want fɔ du. Ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ kil pipul dɛn rial. Dɛn tek Brussels, we na di kapital siti na Bɛljiɔm. Bɔku bɔku British ɛn Amɛrikan sojaman dɛn bin fɔdɔm insay di kɔl.
  Chɔchil bin so fred dat i tɛl Hitlɛr fɔ stɔp fɔ fɛt. Di Fuhrer nɔ bin de agens am. Ruzvelt, bikɔs i bin sik bad bad wan, insɛf nɔ bin min fɔ tek briz. Di truce bin schedul fɔ wan ɔndrɛd dez wit di pɔsibiliti fɔ ɛkstɛnd. Di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn tek bak di Netherlands ɛn Beljiɔm bay dis tɛm, ɛn dɛn bin stil gɛt pat pan Frans.
  Di bɔm we dɛn bin de bɔm na Jamani faktri dɛn bin stɔp, ɛn di we aw dɛn bin de mek wɛpɔn dɛn bin bɔku bad bad wan. Ɛspɛshali tank dɛn ɛn gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf.
  Stalin bin de shem. A fɔ atak misɛf ɔ a fɔ wet bak? Insay Janwari, di Rɛd Ami nɔ bin go bifo. Ɛn di fɔs de insay Fɛbwari, di sojaman dɛn we Mainstein bin de kɔmand bin go fɛt na Ɔŋgaria, ɛn dɛn bin yuz ɔl di sojaman dɛn we dɛn bin pul kɔmɔt na di Wɛst.
  Maus, big big tank, ɛn jet plen dɛnsɛf bin tek pat pan di fɛt dɛn. We dɛn bin de fɛt wɔ, di Jamani dɛn bin de yuz tin dɛn bak fɔ si na nɛt bɔku bɔku wan, ɛn dɛn bin de atak di say dɛn we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin de na dak. Dɛn dɔn gɛt bɔku bɔku sakrifays dɛn. Pantap dat, Budapest nɔ bin dɔn fɔdɔm yet bay dis tɛm.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin ebul fɔ mek wan kɔl ɛn fri di kapital siti na Ɔŋgaria. Ɛn dɛn sojaman dɛn tɔn to di Bolkans. Fɔ du wan swip.
  Stalin bin de lɔs sɔntin. I nɔ bin no wetin fɔ du we di tin bin chenj. I gi di ɔda fɔ go bifo na di sɛnta. Bɔt di Jamani dɛn bin tɔn bak pan di fɔs layn fɔ difens ɛn stɔp di Rɛd Ami na di sɛkɔn frɔnt layn. Gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf we dɛn kɔl E-25 bin tek pat pan di fɛt dɛn. Smɔl, layt, kɔmpakt ɛn agil, dɛn bin mek prɔblɛm fɔ di Soviet tank dɛn.
  Di E-25 na bin pafɛkt gɔn we bin de yuz insɛf wit pawaful gɔn, ɛn i bin ebul fɔ bia wit in wok dɛn pafɛkt wan. Di tin we i bin de du na bin wan lɔw silhouette we bin ay wan ɛn af mita ɛn wan big angle we gɛt wɛpɔn wit wan 88-mm kanɔn.
  Ɛn dis gɔn we i kin yuz insɛf bin gɛt 120 mm frɔntal klos, ɛn sayd klos we na 82 mm, ɛn i bin gɛt rɔla dɛn.
  Ivin di IS-2 nɔ bin ebul fɔ go insay dis kayn mashin ed-ɔn. Ɛn di spid bin fayn, i bin de rich 70 kilomita pan awa. Ɛn i bin de swɛt di Soviet tank dɛn lɛk kobra.
  Bɔt fɔ naw, di men tank na di Panta. Sɔmtɛm dɛn dɔn mek am mɔdan wit wan smɔl tawa ɛn wan silhouette we de dɔŋ. I bɛtɛ fɔ protɛkt am ɛn nɔ go notis am bɛtɛ. Soviet motoka dɛn stil na di sem T-34-85. Di T-44 nɔ bin go insay prodakshɔn, ɛn yu fɔ fɛt di ol fashin we.
  Stalin de swɛ bɔku tin. Nervous ɛn freak aut. Di dikteta want fɔ win, bɔt dɛn nɔ de kam!
  Pantap dat, di wɔ bin tɔn to ɔda say. Di Jamani dɛn bin transfa pas wan ɔndrɛd divishɔn dɛn frɔm di Wɛst. Ɛn di kwaliti we di Nazi dɛn bin de yuz fɔ flay plen, bɛtɛ pas di wan dɛn we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin de yuz fɔ flay.
  Di men tin na dat di Kraut dɛn nɔ bin taya ɔl. Dɛn gɛt inof pipul dɛn ɛn dɛn stil de mobiliz. Dɛn de kɔl titi ɛn uman dɛn fɔ go fɛt wɔ. Pantap dat, Churchill, we bin spɛshal fɔ pwɛl Rɔshia, bin du wan chenj fɔ soja prizina dɛn.
  Ɛn fɔ tru, bɔku bɔku sojaman dɛn bin jɔyn di fasist dɛn. Inklud di payɔnia dɛn.
  Di fɛt fɔ di Bolkans bin lɔs. Romɛnia bin go bak na di sayd we di Nazi dɛn bin de. Ɛn i bin betray di Rɛd Ami. Ɛn i tan lɛk se Kiŋ Mayka we bin de na Romɛnia nɔ bin gladi fɔ di kɔmyunis dɛn. Ɛn di Nazi dɛn bin tek di Bolkans bak. Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin kɔt. Ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ brok dɛn, ɛn pwɛl dɛn.
  Stalin bin trowe tɛnda ɛn laytin, bɔt stil i nɔ bin ebul fɔ mek in akt togɛda. In manejmɛnt bin riaktiv ɛn spontan. Di Nazi dɛn bin rich na di bɔda na di sawt bifo di wɔ.
  Di wɔ dɔn rich di say we i fɔ dɔn.
  Na dis tɛm ya Stalin bin tɔk se dɛn fɔ stɔp Hitlɛr fɔ fɛt wɔ. Di Fuhrer bin se dɛn fɔ pul di Soviet sojaman dɛn kɔmɔt na Polan, Is Prɔshia, Klaipeda, Wɛstin Yukren, Bialystok, ɛn Moldova.
  Stalin bin gri, pan ɔl we dɛn bin de shem dɛn kayn kɔndishɔn dɛn de. Plus di ritɔn fɔ di Jaman dɛn we dɛn kapchɔ.
  Dɔn Hitlɛr tek am ɛn gri fɔ du am. Ɛn afta dat, i du wetin Stalin bin dɔn op fɔ. Insay Jun 1, 1945, i bigin fɔ fɛt Frans.
  Ɛn di padi dɛn bin kam ɔnda atak frɔm di laytst Jamani gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf ɛn di bad bad XE-162 fɛt plen. Pantap dat, dɛn bin mek di las motoka bɔku bɔku wan. I nɔ dia ɛn i izi fɔ mek.
  Na tru se Stalin bin de rɔb in an dɛn wit satisfay. In drim bin de kam tru.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn de krɔs Amɛrika ɛn Briten... As i tan lɛk, di E-25 sɛlf-propɛl gɔn dɛn nɔ inferiɔ pan protɛkshɔn to di Tiger-2 wit bɔku bɛtɛ drayvin pefɔmɛns, stɔl, laytnɛs, izi fɔ prodyuz, ɛn ikwal armamɛnt .
  Dɛn bin win di wan dɛn we bin de sɔpɔt di gɔvmɛnt na Frans. Di Jamani dɛn bin de mek fayv tawzin XE-162 fɛt plen dɛn ɛvri mɔnt, ɛn dɛn bin de pwɛl bɔku bɔku Amɛrikan ɛn British dɛn we bin de na di ays. Ɛn dis na bin wan strɛch we nɔ bin gɛt op fɔ di Wɛst.
  Paris bin fɔdɔm insay Julay. Ɛn we Ɔgɔst dɔn, di Nazi dɛn bin tek ɔl Frans.
  Dɔn di Fuhrer dɛn bin atak Spen insay Sɛptɛmba. I bin kech am we i bin de muf ɛn tek Jibraltar. Afta dat, di Wehrmacht bin rɔsh go na Afrika di say we shɔt pas ɔl.
  Ɛn natin nɔ bin de fɔ stɔp am. Di Amɛrikin ɛn British pipul dɛn bin lɔs bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn as prizina dɛn nɔmɔ.
  Di Kraut famili bin tek di nɔt pat na Afrika ɛn di Midul Is insay sɔm mɔnt.
  Dɔn insay 1946, dɛn bin dɔn fɔ win di sawt pat na di blak kɔntinɛnt. Afta dat dɛn bigin fɔ prɛs Briten.
  Insay Me 1, 1947, Stalin bin bigin fɔ fɛt bak wit di Tɔd Rayk. Fɔ mek dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ kech Ingland di las tɛm.
  Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt. Bɔt di Jaman sojaman dɛn we bin de bifo ɛn di divishɔn dɛn we bin de na di kɔntri we dɛn bin de rul bin stɔp dɛn.
  Dɔn di Nazi dɛn bigin fɔ go bifo. Hitler gɛt inof trɛnk fɔ fɛt wɔ wit di USSR.
  Speshali, yuz blak fɛtman dɛn we dɛn de fɛt.
  Insay di sɔmma, di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn bin gɛt damej ɛn dɛn bin rɔnawe go na di Dnieper.
  Bɔt, let ɔtom dɛn bin tek di initiativ ɛn go pan di ɔfens.
  Di Rɛd Ami bin yuz di nyu T-54 ɛn IS-7 tank dɛn. Dɛn bin de agens dɛn wit di Jaman E-50, E-75 ɛn E-100 we bin ebi pasmak. Di fɛt we dɛn bin de fɛt bin sho se di sojaman dɛn bin ikwal lɛk se dɛn ikwal. Pan ɔl we di E-50 bin stil gɛt gɔn we de pier mɔ wɛpɔn ɛn we de faya fast pas di T-54. Apat frɔm dat, di Jamani dɛn bin de yuz haydrolik stebyulayza dɛn na dɛn tank dɛn. Dis na di sem tin we di Rɛd Ami nɔ bin gɛt.
  We di ples wam, blak pipul ɛn Arab pipul dɛn bin go fɛt bak. Di frɔnt layn bak bin tɔn bak frɔm di Vistula ɛn Bug to di Dnieper.
  Insay di winta insay 1948-1949, di Rɛd Ami bin go bifo bak to di Vistula.
  Ɛn insay di sɔmma fɔti nayn, na bin tɛm bak fɔ di win dɛn we di Third Reich horde bin win. So te di wɛda we kol pas ɔl, ɛn to di Dnieper.
  Ɛn insay di kol sizin, di Rɛd Ami kin go bifo bak. En to di Vistula en Bug... Den in di somar 1950, di Krauts brok tru to di Dnieper...
  Den agen in winta di Red Army advans to di Vistula....
  Ɛn insay di sɔmma 1951, di Jamani dɛn bin brok wan tɛm bak fɔ go na di Dnieper.
  Dɔn insay di kol sizin di Rɛd Ami bak kin push di ɛnimi dɛn bak na di Vistula.
  Bɔt insay di sɔmma 1952, di Nazi dɛn bin brok wit dɛn bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn fɔ go na di Dnieper.
  Bɔt insay di kol sizin, dɛn bin de drɛb dɛn bak na di Vistula.
  Bɔt insay Mach 1953, Stalin bin day. Ɛn insay di sɔmma di Jamani dɛn kin rich bak na di Dnieper. Ɛn insay di kol sizin, we dɛn bin de tek advantej pan di kɔnfyushɔn we bin de afta Stalin day ɛn we dɛn kil Beria, dɛn bin de ol dɛn pozishɔn. Ɛn insay Me 1954, di Fritz dɛn bigin fɔ fɛt na Mɔsko ɛn Lɛningrad.
  Na dis na di May ofensiv we de baypas di Dnieper. Pan ɔl we wan patikyula trɔbul de na di USSR, na tɛm fɔ win. Suprim Kɔmanda-in-Chif Zhukov, Predsovnarkom Malenkov, Fɔs Sɛktri fɔ di Sɛntral Kɔmiti Khrushchev, ɛn di edman fɔ di Stet Difɛns Kɔmiti Molotov. Ɛn Minista fɔ Difɛns Bulganin. No kɔnsɛntreshɔn fɔ pawa nɔ de na wan an.
  Ɛn di Jamani pipul dɛn kin tek advantej pan dis. Na wan lida nɔmɔ dɛn stil gɛt - di Fuhrer we nɔ go ɛva kɔmɔt! Ɛn dis gɛt bɛnifit dɛn. Ɛn dɛn gɛt bak rili fayn ɛn tranga wɔri gyal dɛn, we de gi advantej.
  Gerda, Charlotte, Christina ɛn Magda de rayd insay wan E-100 klas U tank.Dis motoka na mɔ kɔmpakt, wit ples fɔ 4 kru mɛmba dɛn. Ɛn in wɛpɔn dɛn na rɔket lansa ɛn yunivasal 88-mm 100 EL kanɔn - tank distroya.
  Di wɔri gyal dɛn de rayd along ɛn wisɛl.
  Gɛda de faya frɔm wan lɔng kanɔn. I de hit di sayd fɔ di T-54 frɔm fa ɛn i de twit:
  - Wi go giv wi hat fo di Motherland,
  Mek wi fry en it Stalin!
  Charlotte bin faya wan rɔket lansa. I bin kɔba di Soviet bɔnks ɛn i bin de swɛt:
  - Wi nɔ go ebul fɔ win!
  Kristina tek am ɛn grɔmbul, i prɛs di triga wit in il we nɔ gɛt natin:
  - Wi go get am in tu!
  Magda bin hit am bak kɔrɛkt wan. I bin pwɛl di Soviet gɔn we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ mek dɛnsɛf, we dɛn kɔl SU-152. En she cooed:
  - Taym go de, win go kam!
  Gɛda bin de ala as i de faya:
  - Nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔp wi!
  Charlotte bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Bɔt Pasaran!
  Di animal we gɛt rɛd ia bin go tru di wan ol Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ wit Gɛda, i bigin frɔm Polan ɛn dɔn wit dis May ɔfens. Di dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia bin si bɔku tin dɛn.
  Ɛn rɛdi fɔ fɛt te di ɛnd!
  Kristina kin shot ɛn pul in tit dɛn bak. In ia gɛt gold rɛd. Insay wɔ, gyal pikin dɛn nɔ kin ol, ɛn sɔntɛm dɛn kin ivin yɔŋ! Dɛn so faya ɛn lɛk dɛnsɛf. Dɛn bin de sho dɛn tit.
  Ɛn nɔto wan ol ol na di tit dɛn.
  Magda gɛt ia we gɛt di kɔlɔ we gold lif gɛt. Ɛn i de grin bak tranga wan. Kul gyal pikin. I gɛt da kayn agresiv gris de ɛn di ɛnaji we wan tawzin ɔs dɛn gɛt.
  Gɛda, we na wan titi we gɛt wayt ia, shot ɛn tɔk wit smayl se:
  - Bɔku gud ɛn bad tin de na di wɔl... Bɔt damn, aw lɔng dis wɔ dɔn drɛg!
  Charlotte bin gri se:
  - Fɔ tru, di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ dɔn de drɛg fɔ lɔng tɛm. Ɔl di fɛt ɛn fɛt... I rili taya!
  Kristina bin muv in fut we nɔ gɛt natin along di klos ɛn tɔk se:
  - Bɔt dɛn nɔ dɔn win Briten yet!
  Magda faya pan di Rɔshian dɛn ɛn grɔmbul:
  - Ɛn i fɔ dɔn win! Dis na wi kredo!
  Gɛda bin de his, i bin de shot di Rɔshian dɛn, ɛn i bin de sho in ayvri tit dɛn:
  - Wi nid fɔ win!
  Charlotte tu fuk op, se:
  - Wi nɔ go tinap wi wan fɔ di prayz!
  Kristina di rɛd ɛn gold animal bin de ala se:
  - Nɔ! Lɛ wi nɔ tinap!
  Magda nak in skarlet lip dɛn ɛn chip:
  - Wi nɔ de go na di stoa fɔ di prayz!
  Ɛn di harpi we gɛt gold ia bin de faya.
  Gerda bin hit di Rɔshian tank dɛn bak. I nak di motoka ɛn blad se:
  - Wi na di wan dɛn we strɔng pas ɔlman na di wɔl!
  Charlotte ad, we i de siŋ wit am:
  - Wi go sok ɔl wi ɛnimi dɛn na di tɔylɛt!
  Kristina bin sɔpɔt di siŋ impuls:
  - Di Fadaland nɔ biliv pan kray wata!
  Magda kɔntinyu wit wan fayn vɔys se:
  - Ɛn wi go gi ɔl di kɔmyunis dɛn wan whack!
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn bin de wink pan dɛnsɛf. Ovaal dem get gud tank. Na frɔm fa nɔmɔ i at fɔ go insay di T-54 ed-ɔn. Bɔt di Jamani dɛn projɛkt nɔ simpul, bɔt i gɛt yuraniɔm kɔr. Ɛn bɔku blak pipul dɛn de na di ami. We de fɛt wit frenzied rage. Ɛn nɔto ɔlman kin kɔmpia to dɛn.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn dɔn yus fɔ fɛt we dɛn nɔ wɛr fut. Bak na Poland dem bin onli insay bikini, en barefut.
  We di sole we nɔ gɛt natin kam nia di wɔl, i de mek i yɔŋ bak. Sɔntɛm na dat mek gyal pikin dɛn nɔ de ɛva ol! Pan ɔl we tɛm de tik! Di wɔriɔ dɛn, fɔ tɔk tru, rili heroic.
  Dɛn dɔn du bɔku tin dɛn, bɔt dɛn de fɛt lɛk ɔdinari sojaman dɛn. Ɛn ɔltɛm na bikini nɔmɔ, ɛn barefut. Insay di kol sizin, dɛn kin ivin ɛnjɔy fɔ splash dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin na di sno.
  Gɛda de shot ɛn siŋ:
  - Wi go go tru faya ɛn wata!
  Charlotte bin faya bɔm lansa pan di Rɔshian dɛn ɛn i se:
  - Glori to di Prussian pipul dɛm!
  Kristina bin faya ɛn swɛt bak:
  - Wi go rul di planɛt!
  Magda bin nel ɛn kɔnfyus:
  - Wi go rili du am!
  Gɛda nak di prɔjɛkt bak ɛn swɛt:
  "Ivin napalm nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔp wi!"
  Charlotte bin gri se:
  - Ɛn ivin di atɔmik bɔm, we wi nɔ de fred!
  Kristina bin shush ɛn ansa se:
  - Di Amɛrika pipul dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ mek atɔmik bɔm! Na wan bluf!
  Magda bin ala na in lɔng dɛn ed se:
  - Di wɔl nɔ go ebul fɔ rɔnawe pan di nyu Jamani ɔda!
  Insay Me, di Jamani dɛn bin go bifo rawnd Smɔlensk frɔm di nɔt. Dɛn tank kɔlɔn dɛn strɔng ɛn bɔku infantri dɛn de we dɛn tek na Afrika ɛn Arab kɔntri dɛn. Di Krauts tek am in nɔmba.
  Apat frɔm dat, Jamani naw gɛt disko dɛn we dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ fɛt wit smɔl gɔn dɛn.
  Tu gyal pikin dɛn we nem Albina ɛn Alvina de flay pan dis kayn sosa we de flay. Dɛn nɔ kin ambɔg bikɔs ɔf di strɔng laminar flɔ. Bɔt dɛnsɛf nɔ ebul fɔ faya. Bɔt bikɔs dɛn de spid bad bad wan, dɛn kin ebul fɔ pas ɛn ram di Soviet plen dɛn.
  Albina, we i bɛn in disk, bin tɔk se:
  - Ayɔn teknɔlɔji, fɔ tru, i nid ɛn i rili yusful!
  Alvina bin de gigl, sho in tit ɛn his:
  - Bɔt na di spirit de disayd ɔltin!
  Albina bin mek i klia se:
  - Di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na di fɛt-fɛt spirit!
  Dɛn tu gyal pikin ya na blant ɛn dɛn wɛr bikini. I rili fayn ɛn i nɔ gɛt fut nɔmɔ. We wɔriman nɔ gɛt sus, i kin laki. Naw di gyal pikin dɛn so kɔlɔ ɛn dɛn fayn.
  Ɛn bifo dɛn go fɛt wɔ, di fayn fayn uman dɛn go mɔs wok dɛn tong wit man pafɛkt. I so fayn ɛn i de gi yu trɛnk. Warri gyal pikin dɛn lɛk fɔ drink frɔm majik bɔtul. Dis na rili fɛstival fɔ di bɔdi fɔ dɛn.
  Na so i gud fɔ di gyal pikin dɛn.
  Alvina shot tu Soviet MIG-15 dɛn ɛn i twit se:
  - Wi gloriful hunt!
  Albina bin kɔnfyus di ram ɛn i bin gi:
  - Ɛn i nɔ go ɛva bi di las wan!
  Alvina bin fɔdɔm tri ɔda Soviet atak plen dɛn ɛn i bin swɛt:
  - So, yu tink se Gɔd lɛk Jamani?
  Albina shek in ed wit dawt:
  - I tan lɛk se i nɔ rili fayn!
  Alvina bin de gigl ɛn aks bak se:
  - Wetin mek yu tink so?
  Albina bin ram tu Soviet motoka dɛn ɛn swɛt:
  - Di wɔ dɔn las tumɔs!
  Alvina bin tɔk fayn fayn wan se:
  - Bɔt wi de go bifo!
  Albina bin sho in tit ɛn tɔk se:
  - So win go kam!
  Alvina bin shot 4 Soviet plen dɛn wan tɛm wit wan bold manejmɛnt ɛn i bin swɛt:
  - I go mɔs kam!
  Albina bin si se i impɔtant fɔ mɛmba:
  - Afta Stalingrad, di wɔ nɔ bin go akɔdin to di lɔ dɛn...
  Alvina bin gri wit dis:
  - Na so i bi, nɔto akɔdin to di lɔ dɛn!
  Albina bin swɛt bikɔs i nɔ gladi:
  - Wi bigin fɔ lɔs!
  Alvina bin swɛt wit anɔyntmɛnt:
  - Dɛn rili gɛt!
  Albina bin ram sɔm ɔda Soviet motoka dɛn ɛn swɛt:
  - Dis no bi problem fo wi?
  Alvina shot wan tu Rɔshian fɛtman dɛn ɛn tɔk se:
  - Wi bin tink se di sityueshɔn nɔ bin gɛt op atɔl!
  Albina bin sho in tit dɛn lɛk we i de it bif ɛn i bin de his:
  - Ɛn naw wetin wi de si?
  Alvina bin de chirp wit aplomb:
  - Sɔntin we nɔ de shek ɛn we nɔ gɛt wan kɔmpitishɔn!
  Albina flash in tit we tan lɛk pal ɛn ansa se:
  - Di fact se di Third Reich de win!
  Alvina bin kɔmɔt wan tu ɔda Soviet atak plen dɛn ɛn briŋ:
  - Wi rili fɔ win!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de grin. Wan tɛm dɛn bin de wok, ɔfishal wan na sojaman dɛn os usay dɛn de du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs di we aw Gɔd nɔ want. Dɛn mek bɔku man dɛn pas, ɛn nɔto jɔs di wayt rays. Ɛn dɛn bin rili lɛk am. Wɛl, i rili fayn fɔ bɔdi dɛn. Bɔt afta dat, di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin atak di raregal dɛn. Dɛn bin kech dɛn. Wɛl, di fayn fayn uman dɛn bin tink se dɛn go rep dɛn. Bɔt na di dɛbul tu de ya!
  Dɛn bin de fos raregal dɛn fɔ dig trench ɛn trench. Ɛn di fɔs nɛt fayn fayn pipul dɛn nɔ bin lɛk dis bad bad wan. So dɛn ɔl bin ebul fɔ rɔnawe. Dɛn bin de ful di sɛnt dɛn.
  Ɛn dɛn bin swɛ fɔ rep di Rɔshian dɛn.
  Ɛn dɛn bin fɛt wit Rɔshia. Dis na di dɛbul dɛn...
  Albina bin fɔdɔm sɔm ɔda Rɔshian motoka dɛn ɛn i bin de mɔna se:
  - Stil, yu kin liv wit man!
  Alvina bin gri wit dis wantɛm wantɛm:
  - I nɔ ivin pɔsibul, bɔt i nid fɔ bi!
  Albina bin sho in tit ɛn ansa se:
  - Bɔt stil... Kil na swit.
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn shot fayv ɔda Soviet motoka dɛn wit di muvmɛnt we di disk de muv.
  Alvina bin de gigl ɛn se:
  - Ɛn ustɛm i bita?
  Albina bin bang siks ɔda motoka dɛn ɛn ansa se:
  -Afta di win a go mared! Ɛn a go bɔn tɛn pikin dɛn!
  Ɛn dɛn tu gyal pikin dɛn ya bin bɔs laf.
  Ɛn dɛn bin de siŋ;
  Wi na di nayt dɛn fɔ di fet we fasist, .
  Lɛ wi grind di wan dɛn we de fɛt kɔmyunizim to dɔst!
  Ɛn aw dɛn go laf, de rɔk dɛn mawnten dɛn we gɛt wayt tɔp.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin ebul fɔ pas Smɔlensk ɛn tek Pskɔv. Wan trɛtin bin kam bak fɔ Lɛningrad. Bɔku tɛm, di tin we kin apin kin rili bad. Pan ɔl we nɔto bad bad tin. Bɔt di USSR nɔ bin gɛt tumɔs rizɔv dɛn we lɛf. Ɛn wi nɔ no aw lɔng Rɔshia go ebul fɔ kɔntinyu fɔ de. Ɛn di Jamani pipul dɛn nɔ gɛt blɔd ɛn dɛn taya.
  Bɔt di Kraut dɛn gɛt 4 gyal pikin dɛn ɛn dɛn na dɛn kayn greyhaund dɛn de.
  Gɛda faya frɔm di kanɔn ɛn nak di T-54 na di bɔt ɔf di ship, ɛn chirp, i blink in safaya yay:
  - Nɔ, afta ɔl, Gɔd lɛk Jamani! Wi go mɔs win!
  Charlotte bin gri wit dis wantɛm wantɛm:
  - Wi nɔ go ebul fɔ lɔs! I nɔ go te igen wi go go na Kalinin, ɛn Mɔsko go jɔs de we yu go trowe ston!
  Kristina bin sho in pal nipa dɛn ɛn tɔk se:
  - Wi go rich de, tɛm go de fɔ rich na Vladivostok!
  Magda bin notis wit rigrɛt se:
  - Ɛn di Japan pipul dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi win. Dis na tin we rili siriɔs, wi dɔn lɔs wan impɔtant padi.
  Gɛda bin kɔmɔt wan nyu Sɔviɛt tank ɛn i bin swɛt se:
  - Wi kin manej witout dem!
  Charlotte bin de gigl ɛn tɔk se:
  - If di pikin smayl, maybe evritin go wok out!
  Kristina bin raym:
  - Di hipo burst wit wan smayl!
  Magda bin sɔpɔt am:
  - Di gyal gɛt mɔt we rili gridi!
  Ɛn di wɔman dɛn tek am ɛn bɔs laf. Dɛn gɛt spak spak ɛnaji, pɔsin kin se, bɔku bɔku wan!
  Gɛda bin faya di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn motoka dɛn bak ɛn i bin tɔk se:
  - Di fiuja sɛntiwɔd go bi wi yon!
  Charlotte tu fuk op en konfam:
  - Flayt dɛn go de fɔ go na di spes!
  Kristina bin kɔnfirm dis wantɛm wantɛm:
  - Mek wi flay go na spes!
  Magda faya bɔm ɛn se:
  - Fɔ go insay di sta plen!
  Gɛda bin stɔp in tong ɛn swɛt:
  - Insay di nyu sɛntiwɔd di ɛmpaya fɔ di Tɔd Rayk go rul!
  Charlotte konfam wit wan agresiv grin:
  - Ɛn di nɔmba 4 wan bak.
  Afta dat di fayn fayn uman tɔn di Soviet tank rawnd bak.
  Kristina, dis dɛbul wɔriɔ, we de flash in tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal, bin de swɛt:
  - Yes, mek nyu oda de! Ɛn glori to di Gret Ɛmpaya!
  Magda bin kɔnfyus wit frantik wamat:
  - Glori to di Ɛmpaya!
  Gɛda faya bak ɛn se:
  - Glori to wi tu!
  Ɛn i tan lɛk se di titi bin gɛt am.
  Charlotte bin nel bak. Ɛn i bin rili kɔrɛkt. I bin bang wan Soviet tank rayt na di sayd. Dɔn i bin twit se:
  - Mek wi fɛt fɔ wan nyu ɔda!
  Magda, we bin de faya ɛn bit di wan dɛn we de agens am, bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Ɛn witout ɛni dawt wi go ajɔst am!
  Gɛda nel bak, ɛn i tɔk rili kɔrɛkt wan se:
  - Wi go ajɔst am wit big margin!
  Ɛn i bin de shayn wit safaya ɛn in yay dɛn we rili brayt.
  Charlotte tu shot, hit di Russian motoka en blather, dis na she-devil wit orenj-kla ia:
  - Ɔltin go bi jɔs aerobatics!
  Magda bin faya bak wit frenzied rage. I krash di T-54 ɛn swɛt:
  - Ɛn di fiuja kru!
  Bɔt na ya, di gyal pikin dɛn bin gɛt prɔblɛm dɛn. Di IS-14 bin apia. Di motoka rili big. Ɛn i gɛt 152 mm gɔn we gɛt lɔng barɛl. I kin ivin brok tru wan Jamani pɔsin.
  Gɛda smɔl in yay ɛn aks Chalɔt se:
  -Yu kin kɔba am wit bɔm lansa?
  Di dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia ansa se:
  - Na tru se chans de... Bɔt di akkuracy fɔ di bɔm lansa nɔ inɔf!
  Kristina bin tɔk wit zil se:
  - Mek a shot wit mi 88mm?
  Gɛda bin tɔk wit dawt se:
  - Dis IS-14 gɛt 400 mm frɔntal armɔr na big angle. Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ tek am!
  Charlotte bin sho in tit ɛn tɔk se:
  -Damn am! Ɛn a bin tink se di Rɔshian dɛn nɔ gɛt da kayn tank de! Na jɔs rɔmɔr dɛn!
  Magda bin tɔk se:
  - A bin tink bak se na mistek! Bɔt wi si se dis nɔto so! Ɛn di Rɔshian barɛl rili lɔng!
  Gɛda bin de siŋ, ɛn i bin de tap in il we nɔ gɛt natin na di flɔ we gɛt wɛpɔn:
  - Wi go fɛt witout fred!
  Charlotte bin kɔnfɔm wetin in patna bin de fil:
  - Wi go fɛt nɔto wan step bak!
  Kristina bin tɔk se:
  - Wetin if yu knock out Soviet tank wit prɛsis hit frɔm shel insay di barɛl?
  Gɛda bin de dawt se:
  -Yu kin du dat, frɔm lɔng distans?
  Kristina bin kɔnfyus se:
  - If yu bring di flaym fɔ layt to mi bare sole, den a rili ebul fɔ hit am rili kɔrɛkt wan!
  Bifo Gɛda ansa am, i flik in layt. Kristina twist in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn in il we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we bin rɔf smɔl bin de flash insay di layt we di faya bin de gi.
  Gɛda bin briŋ di faya na di titi in fut. Wan smel bin de bɔn. Wan smel we rili fayn, lɛk barbecue.
  Kristina bin wispa se:
  - Ɛn to di sɛkɔn il!
  Dɔn Magda layt di faya. Naw, dɛn tu faya ya bin de lik wan titi we rili fayn ɛn we gɛt rɛd ia, in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Dɔn Shalɔt ala ɛn sho in bɔdi. I nɔ bin gɛt ɛni sɛrimɔni, i tek am ɛn pres di joystik bɔtin wit in skarlet nipple. Di gɔn bin de faya insɛf.
  Di shel bin flay pas insɛf ɛn land dairekt insay di barɛl fɔ wan impɔtant Soviet mashin.
  I bin tan lɛk se dɛn dɔn kɔt wan big big ɛlifant in lɔng trɔnk. Bikɔs dɛn bin dɔn bit di Soviet tank bad bad wan, dɛn bin stɔp di muvmɛnt. I bin tan lɛk se dɛn dɔn pul di sɔd kɔmɔt na in an.
  Laki we de du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs di we aw Gɔd nɔ want!
  Charlotte bin siŋ, i bin de grin wit gladi at:
  - Na fred nɔmɔ go gi wi padi dɛn! Na pen nɔmɔ de mek yu want fɔ wok!
  Gɛda bin ad wit gladi at se:
  - A want mɔ ɛn mɔ, fɔ krɔs una stupid fes!
  I bin tan lɛk se di wan dɛn we bin de fɛt wɔ na di Tɔd Rayk bin rili gladi!
  Ɛnd ɔf Jun 1954. Di Jamani pipul dɛn de tray fɔ brok tru to Leningrad. Dɛn atak Novgorod. Bɔt wan brayt 4 gyal pikin dɛn bin tinap na dɛn rod.
  Natasha bin trowe grenade pan di Nazi dɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin siŋ se:
  - Na fɔ natin...
  Zoya bin lans di gift fɔ day wit in bare il ɛn ad se:
  - Di ɛnimi...
  Ɔgɔstin bin gi sɔntin we de pwɛl ɛn i bin swɛt:
  - I tink se...
  Svetlana bin trowe wan grenade wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin de swɛt:
  - Wetin...
  Natasha trowe tu-tri lɛmon wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn tɔk se:
  - Rɔshian...
  Zoya bin giv in bak sɔntin we gɛt trɛnk ɛn we de kil, i bin de swɛt:
  - Dɛn dɔn manej am...
  Ɔgɔstin bin lans di wan we de kil, ɛn i bin de mɔna se:
  - Ɛnimi....
  Svetlana bin giv in bak to di pwɛl pwɛl ɛn i bin tɔk se:
  - Brek am!
  Natasha gi wan tɔn ɛn swɛt:
  - Udat...
  Zoya bin faya bak pan di blak fɔrina dɛn we di Nazi dɛn bin dɔn tek ɛn swɛt:
  - Dare fɔ yu!
  Ɔgɔstin bin tɔk wit pawa ɛn wamat se:
  - Dat...
  Svetlana bin giv in wit wan panta grin:
  - IN...
  Natasha bin trowe wan grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin tɔk se:
  - A de fred...
  Zoya trowe di gift fɔ day wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin de mɔna se:
  - Atak dɛn!
  Ɔgɔstin bin fuk ɛn i bin de muf se:
  - Ɛnimi dɛn...
  Svetlana gi wan bɔnch grenade wit in bare soles, ɛn ala na di tap pan in lɔng dɛn:
  - Wi go...
  Natasha faya wan bɔrst ɛn his:
  - Fɔs ful wan...
  Zoya bin kɔt di Nazi dɛn ɛn swɛt se:
  - Bit!
  Ɔgɔstin faya bak ɛn tɔk se:
  - Fɔs ful wan...
  Svetlana bin de chirp, i bin de faya:
  - Bit!
  Natasha bin trowe grenade bak wit in fayn fayn fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin de chirp:
  - Wi go destroy di Nazi dɛm!
  Zoya tek am ɛn twit se:
  - Di fiuja rod fɔ kɔmyunizim!
  Ɛn i trowe wan lɛmon wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɔgɔstin tek ɛn skata di bɔrst dɛn, ɛn in bare leg dɛn flay wit pwɛl pwɛl to di Fritz:
  - Wi go split wi oponunent dem!
  Svetlana tek wan bɔnch grenade ɛn tos dɛn wit in bare il ɛn swɛt:
  - Mek wi smash di fasist dem!
  Ɛn di 4 pipul dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ shot ɛn trowe grenade. Wan Jamani E-75 bin de muf. Wan motoka we gɛt 128 mm kanɔn. Ɛn i de shot insɛf.
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn bin de trowe grenade. Dɛn bin de ɔndamin di fasist dɛn. Ɛn dɛn shot bak. Wi bin klaym fɔ go bifo. Di tank dɛn de rɔl insay bak. Di nyu Jaman Lipad-1 de muv. Wan mashin we rili mobayl.
  Bɔt di gyal pikin dɛnsɛf tek advantej pan am ɛn nak am dɔŋ. Dɛn bin chɛr wan mobayl motoka we gɛt gas tɔbayn injin. Ɛn dɛn chɛr am.
  Natasha bin tɔk wit wan laf se:
  - Wi de fɛt big big wan!
  Zoya bin gri wit dis:
  - Rili kul!
  Ɔgɔstin bin tɔk wit sɛns se:
  - Wi go gɛt win!
  Ɛn i bin lans wan anti-tank grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Strɔng gyal pikin. Ɛn i gɛt bɔku sɛns.
  Svetlana bin lans di gift fɔ day bak wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin nak in ɛnimi. Wan gyal we rili agresiv, wit yay we gɛt di kɔlɔ we kɔnflawa. I gɛt da kayn sɛns ɛn trɛnk de!
  Natasha gi wan tɔn ɛn sho in tit:
  - Fɔ Oli Rus'!
  Zoya shot rili aktif ɛn grin, sho tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal:
  - Mi na warrior of dat level we no de fade away!
  Ɔgɔstin insɛf bin faya. I bin de kɔt di fasist dɛn ɛn gurgled:
  - Mi na wɔriɔ wit big big ambishɔn!
  Ɛn i bin sho in tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal!
  Svetlana bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Rili big ambishɔn dɛn!
  Fɔ lɔng tɛm naw, gyal pikin dɛn dɔn de fɛt. Ɛn fɔ tru, dɛn bin ebul fɔ du soja wok. Dɛn na absoliutli kul biuti. Maynd we rili fayn. Ɛn dɛn kin shot fɔs gred.
  Natasha, we bin de faya, bin tink se if Stalin nɔ de, sɔm kayn ɛmti tin dɔn fɔm na pipul dɛn sol. I bin tan lɛk se pɔsin we wi lɛk dɔn day.
  Pan ɔl we dis Jɔjia man bin kruk. Ɛn i nɔ bin du ɔltin rayt. Ivin wan jok de bɔt dis. Wetin mek Lenin de wɛr but ɛn Stalin de wɛr but? Na bikɔs Vladimir Ilyich bin pik di rod, ɛn dis wan we gɛt mɔstaz bin kɔntinyu fɔ rɔsh fɔ go bifo.
  We i kam pan dis, Stalin nɔto bin di bɛst rula. Fɔ tru, lɛk aw Lɛnin bin tɔk bɔt am, i bin tu rud.
  Dis kuk de kuk onli spaysi dish. We i kam pan kruk, na bin sɔd we gɛt tu ed.
  Na wan say, dis bin ɛp fɔ mek dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ kɔrɛkt dɛn ɛn i bin mek di pati aparɛt dɛn wok. Bɔt dɛn bin pik di wan dɛn we gɛt valyu pas ɔlman ɛn di wan dɛn we sabi du dɛn wok. Speshali, afta di wɔ dɛn lɔs big big manija dɛn lɛk Voznesensky. We bin gɛt di big big savis to di Mama Land.
  Voznesensky na bin, sɔntɛm, wan fayn manija: nɔto jɔs tof, bɔt i bin smat ɛn i bin lan buk bak. Di yɔŋest Dɔkta fɔ Sayns na di USSR, i sabi buk, i gɛt fayn fayn pɔsin. If Voznesensky nɔ bin de, sɔm kayn we de, di ikɔmi na Rɔshia bin go rɔng. Ɛn a nɔ go ebul fɔ win di fasist dɛn.
  Natasha bin trowe wan lɛmon wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn siŋ se:
  - Frɔm di skay...
  Zoya bin trowe grenade bak wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn se:
  - Sta...
  Ɔgɔstin bin lans di gift fɔ day wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin siŋ se:
  - Brayt...
  Svetlana bin trowe grenade bak, yuz in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn se:
  - Khrustalina we de na di wɔl!
  Natasha gi wan tɔn ɛn his:
  - A de tɛl yu...
  Zoya lans di gift fɔ day wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, i de his:
  - Wan siŋ...
  Ɔgɔstin bin giv in wit in bare il, sɔntin we de briŋ day ɛn swɛt:
  - A go siŋ...
  Natasha kɔntinyu fɔ siŋ wit agresiv wan se:
  - Bɔt...
  Zoya trowe di paket we de bɔn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, skata di Nazi dɛn, ɛn i swɛt:
  - Valyu...
  Ɔgɔstin bin gi wan bɔnch grenade wit in bare il ɛn se:
  - Stalin we de tɔk bɔt am!
  Di Jamani dɛn bin de pan di fɛt fɔ Smɔlensk, bɔt dɛn bin ebul fɔ rawnd di siti kpatakpata. Ɛn dɛn bin de faya pan am bay we dɛn yuz gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf "Sturmlev" ɛn "Sturmmaus". Di Nazi dɛn trɛnk big.
  Bɔt, ivin smɔl pikin dɛn bin de fɛt di Nazi dɛn. Bɔy pikin ɛn gyal pikin dɛn bin de trowe bɔm paket dɛn we dɛn mek na dɛn os pan Jaman tank dɛn, gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf, ɛn sojaman dɛn we de waka na fut.
  Di payɔnia dɛn bin fɛt wit maynd. Dɛn bin no wetin fasist kapchɔ min.
  Fɔ ɛgzampul, di titi we nem Marinka bin fɔdɔm na di Nazi dɛn an. Dɛn bin ɔyl in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn put am nia di brazi. Di faya bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i lik di titi in il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, we bin rɔf bikɔs i bin de waka barefut fɔ lɔng tɛm. Dɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ mek dɛn sɔfa fɔ lɛk fayvtin minit so te dɛn kɔba di fut dɛn we gɛt blista dɛn. Dɔn, dɛn bin pul di titi in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn bak dɛn aks kwɛstyɔn dɛn. Dɛn bin de bit mi nekɛd bɔdi wit rɔba hos.
  Dɔn dɛn pas di kɔrɛnt... Dɛn bin de mek Marinka sɔfa te i lɔs in kɔnshɛns tɛn tɛm we dɛn bin de aks am kwɛstyɔn. Ɛn afta dat, dɛn mek i rɛst. We di fut we nɔ gɛt natin bin wɛl smɔl, dɛn bin de anɔynt dɛn bak wit ɔyl ɛn briŋ di brazi bak. Dɛn kin ripit dis sɔfa bɔku tɛm. Ɛn sɔfa wit ilɛktrik shɔk, ɛn wip wit rɔba hos.
  Dɛn bin mek Marinka sɔfa fɔ siks mɔnt. Te i blayn ɛn grey bikɔs dɛn bin de mek i sɔfa. Afta dat, dɛn bɛr am layf layf wan na grɔn. Dɛn nɔ bin ivin west wan bulɛt.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin slap di payɔnia Vasya oba in nekɛd bɔdi wit wam waya.
  Dɔn dɛn bin de bɔn di il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin wit ɔt ayɛn strip dɛn. Di bɔbɔ nɔ bin ebul fɔ tinap fɔ di kray, bɔt stil nɔ bin betray in kɔmpin dɛn.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin sɔlv am layf layf wan insay haydroklɔrik asid. Ɛn dis na bad bad pen.
  Dis Krauts na so monsta... Dɛn bin de mek di Komsomol mɛmba sɔfa wit ayɛn. Dɔn dɛn hang am pan rɛk, es am ɔp ɛn trowe am dɔŋ. Dɔn dɛn bigin fɔ bɔn mi wit ɔt krawd. Dɛn bin pul di bɔdi wit fɔspɛs. Dɔn dɛn rili kɔt in nos wit ɔt pliers.
  Dɛn bin mek di titi sɔfa te i day... Ɔl in finga dɛn ɛn wan leg bin brok. Dɛn bin nel wan ɔda Komsomol mɛmba we nem Ana pan tik. Ɛn we i day, dɛn bɔn am wit tɔch faya.
  Fɔ tɔk smɔl, di Nazi dɛn bin de provok di bɛst we aw dɛn ebul ɛn di we aw dɛn want. Dɛn bin de mek ɔlman sɔfa ɛn mek dɛn sɔfa.
  Natasha ɛn in tim bin stil de fɛt rawnd. Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de yuz dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin fɔ fɛt ɛn trowe grenade. Dɛn bin fɛt di sojaman dɛn we pas ɔl di ɔda wan dɛn we di Kraut dɛn bin gɛt. Dɛn bin de biev wit maynd ɛn dɛn nɔ bin de go bak.
  Natasha, we bin de fɛt di fɛt, bin tink se, wetin if Gɔd de? Afta ɔl, di Baybul we bɔku pipul dɛn biliv, ful-ɔp wit mistek dɛn ɛn tin dɛn we nɔ gri wit wetin dɛn de tɔk.
  Fɔ ɛgzampul, na ya:
  Dɛn bin mek animal dɛn bifo mɔtalman
  Yɛs. (Jɛn. 1: 20-27)
  Nɔ. (Jɛn. 2: 7, 18-20)
  Di Baybul bigin wit wan tin we nɔ gri wit wetin bɔku pipul dɛn nɔ de si if dɛn nɔ de rid am - i de tɔk bɔt tu difrɛn lay lay stori dɛn bɔt di tin dɛn we Gɔd mek. Akɔdin to Jɛnɛral. 1: 20-27 , Gɔd mek plant dɛn fɔs, dɔn mek animal dɛn ɛn afta dat pipul dɛn, ɛn akɔdin to Jɛn. 2: 4-25 - fɔs Gɔd mek man, dɔn plant ɛn animal, ɛn na uman nɔmɔ.
  I klia se tu difrɛn lay lay stori dɛn bin de bɔt aw dɛn mek di wɔl ɛn di wan dɛn we rayt di Baybul nɔ bin ivin bost fɔ pik wan pan di lay lay stori dɛn, bɔt dɛn bin push ɔl tu di lay lay stori dɛn we nɔ gri wit dɛnsɛf insay di Baybul.
  Frɔm di tiori bɔt evolushɔn, wan sɛl ɔrganizm dɛn bin kam fɔs, dɔn ɔrganizm dɛn we gɛt bɔku sɛl dɛn, dɔn big animal dɛn, ɛn na afta dat mɔtalman nɔmɔ.
  Yu tink se di sol de day ɔ nɔ de day?
  Yɛs. "Bikɔs ɔlman in layf na in blɔd" (Lɛvitikɔs 17: 14).
  Nɔ. "Una nɔ fɔ fred di wan dɛn we de kil di bɔdi bɔt dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ kil di sol, bifo dat, una fɔ fred di wan we ebul fɔ dɔnawe wit sol ɛn bɔdi na Gɛna." ( Matyu 10: 28 )
  If di sol na blɔd, dat min se di sol na pɔsin we de day. If di sol nɔ gɛt ɛnitin fɔ du wit am, i nɔ de day.
  Frɔm di nyurofiziɔlɔji we de naw, ɔl tu di tichin dɛn we di Baybul de tich na lay, bikɔs no sol nɔ de we nɔ gɛt ɛnitin fɔ du wit am ɛn mɔtalman kɔnshɛns na di bren in wok, nɔto di blɔd. Day tan lɛk slip we nɔ de drim sote go.
  Yu tink se na we Josɛf, Meri ɛn Jizɔs rɔnawe go na Ijipt ɛn di kil we Ɛrɔd kil di bebi dɛn?
  Yɛs. ( Matyu 2: 1-23 )
  Nɔ. ( Lyuk 2: 1-41 )
  Pan ɔl we Lyuk bin rili tɔk bɔt aw Krays bɔn, i nɔ tɔk bɔt aw dɛn bin rɔnawe go na Ijipt ɔ aw dɛn bin kil di bebi dɛn, we Matyu tɔk bɔt, ɛn Matyu nɔ tɔk bɔt aw Krays bin sakɔmsayz ɛn in visit to Jerusɛlɛm ɛvri ia, we dɛn tɔk bɔt na Matyu Lyuk:
  Ј Di rod we de akɔdin to Matyu 2: 1-23 na dis: bɔn na Bɛtliɛm - fɔ sɔm ia na Ijipt we i bin de ayd te Kiŋ Ɛrɔd day, ɛn afta dat - Nazarɛt. Jizɔs nɔ bin ɛva go na Jerusɛlɛm ivin wan tɛm insay Ɛrɔd in layf.
  Ј Ɛn insay di gospel we Lyuk 2: 1-41 rayt, wan rili difrɛn lay lay stori de: Nazarɛt - bɔn na Bɛtliɛm - Jerusɛlɛm - Nazarɛt - ɛn "ɛvri ia in mama ɛn papa bin de go na Jerusɛlɛm fɔ di Pasova fɛstival" (Lyuk 2: 41 ) we nɔ bin de fred se Ɛrɔd go kech am.
  Pantap dat, i klia se di tu rod dɛn nɔ gri wit dɛnsɛf - di tin dɛn we apin na wan Gɔspɛl nɔ de tɔk bɔt di tin dɛn we go apin na di ɔda wan - fɔ de rɔn na Ijipt afta we "Hɛrɔd di kiŋ bin fred, ɛn ɔl Jerusɛlɛm wit am... bin rili bad." vɛks, ɛn dɛn sɛn am fɔ kil ɔl di bebi dɛn" ( Mat. 2: 3,16 ), i nɔ pɔsibul fɔ go na Jerusɛlɛm wit kol at ɛvri ia, ɛn nɔto sikrit wan, bɔt na opin wan, na pɔblik ɛn na ɔlide (Lyuk 2: 41).
  I de fala se di gospel dɛn de tɔk bɔt lay lay stori dɛn, nɔto tin dɛn we apin insay istri. So, i rili go bi se Jizɔs Krays nɔ bin de - dis na lay lay stori, na fayn stori, na fikshɔn.
  Na ya i fayn fɔ mɛmba se bɔku apɔkrifa gospel dɛn bin de we de tɔk bɔt rili difrɛn lay lay stori dɛn bɔt Krays.
  So, i go mɔs bi se ivin ɛni rial pɔsin nɔ bin de we di wan dɛn we mek lay lay stori dɛn bin rayt dɛn gospel stori dɛn bɔt.
  As Sɔl de waka go na Damaskɔs, i si layt ɛn yɛri vɔys frɔm ɛvin. Yu tink se di pipul dɛn we bin de waka wit am bin yɛri di vɔys?
  Yɛs. "Di pipul dɛn we bin de waka wit am bin tinap mumu, dɛn yɛri vɔys, bɔt
  dɛn nɔ si ɛnibɔdi." ( Di Apɔsul Dɛn Wok [Akt] 9: 7 ) Nɔ we tɔk to mi" (Di Apɔsul Dɛn Wok [Akt] 22 :9).Na di ɔda we.We
  Sɔl si di layt, i fɔdɔm na grɔn.Di pipul dɛn we bin de waka wit am bin fɔdɔm na grɔn?
  Yɛs."Wi ɔl fɔdɔm na di grɔn..." (Di Apɔsul Dɛn Wok [Akt] 26: 14 )
  Nɔ. "Di pipul dɛn we bin de waka wit am bin tinap na swɛ..." (Di Apɔsul Dɛn Wok [Akt] 9: 7)
  Bɔku tɛm, pɔsin kin mɛmba tin dɛn we nɔ kɔmɔn ɛn mɛmba dɛn gud gud wan insay in layf, bɔku tɛm na smɔl smɔl tin dɛn.Ɛspɛshali we i kam pan di we aw Gɔd apia wantɛm wantɛm na ɛvin, we de mek klem fɔ yu!Ɛn we pɔsin de lay, bɔku tɛm i nɔ kin mɛmba wetin rili i lay ɛn dat mek bɔku tɛm i kin kɔnfyus we i de tɔk jɔs dis kayn kes - di Ju rabay Sɔl, we chenj in nem to Apɔsul Pɔl, bin kɔnfyus insay in tɛstimoni, we min LAY. Bɔt af pan di buk dɛn na di Nyu Tɛstamɛnt na di "Epistle of the Apostle Paul" - wan man we dɛn kech insay lay.As a
  rizulyt, di gospel dɛm, di buk we nem di Apɔsul Dɛn Wok [Akt] ɛn di lɛta dɛm we Pɔl rayt nɔto istri dɔkyumɛnt, bɔt na lay lay stori, lay lay stori. So, Kristian rilijɔn na lay lay stori.
  I go mɔs bi se na Raba Sɔl bin mek di lay lay stori bɔt Krays, we insɛf se i chenj in nem to Apɔsul Pɔl ɛn i mek wan lay lay stori bɔt aw insɛf bin chenj frɔm rabay bay mirekul to di pɔsin we i go bi se na in mek Kristian rilijɔn.
  Yu tink se dɛn alaw fɔ mek pikchɔ dɛn (aykɔn dɛn)?
  Nɔ.
  "Yu nɔ fɔ mek ɛni aydɔl ɔ ɛni imej fɔ ɛnitin we de na ɛvin, ɔ we de dɔŋ di wɔl, ɔ we de na wata ɔnda di wɔl" (Ɛksodɔs 20: 4) "lɛ
  yu nɔ go rɔtin ɛn mek fɔ unasɛf grev imej ɔ imej fɔ ɛni aydɔl." di wɔl, imej dɛn fɔ sɔm fish dɛn we de na di wata we de dɔŋ di land" (Ditarɔnɔmi 4: 16-18)
  Yɛs.
  "Ɛn PAPA GƆD tɛl Mozis se, "Mek snek ɛn put am fɔ bi ban" (Di Nɔmba Dɛm 21: 8)
  "ɛn mek tu chɛrɔb wit gold." (Ɛksodɔs 25: 18)
  Bɔku pipul dɛn dɔn kil bikɔs ɔf dis wan agyumɛnt! Na bikɔs ɔf am bɔku difrɛns ɛn ɛnimi bin de bitwin pipul dɛn! Insay di 8th sɛntinari, wan aykɔnoklastik schism bin de na di "infallible" chɔch - fɔs di chɔch kil di aykɔn peinta dɛm, ɛn afta dat di aykɔnoklast dɛm. Split de te tide - Ju, Muslim ɛn Protɛstant dɛn kin rili agens aykɔn, ɛn Ɔtodɔks ɛn Katolik dɛn kin rili agens aykɔn.
  Ɔmɔs gɔd dɛn de akɔdin to di Baybul?
  Wan.
  "O Izrɛl, yɛri: PAPA GƆD we na wi Gɔd na wan Masta" (Ditarɔnɔmi 6: 4)
  Bɔku.
  "Gɔd se, Lɛ wi mek mɔtalman lɛk aw wi tan" (Jɛnɛsis 1: 26)
  "Ɛn PAPA GƆD se, "Luk, Adam dɔn tan lɛk wan pan Wi, we no gud ɛn bad" (Jɛnɛsis 3: 22 )
  "Mi ɛn di Papa - wan tin." (Jɔn 10: 30)
  "baptayz dɛn insay di Papa, di Pikin, ɛn di Oli Spirit in nem" (Matyu 28: 19)
  "Di Papa, di Wɔd, ɛn di Oli Spirit; ɛn dɛn tri ya na wan." ." ( Jɔn In Fɔs Lɛta 5: 7 )
  Ɛn di tichin bɔt di Triniti na sɔntin we nɔ mek sɛns. If Gɔd na kɔnshɛns we nɔ gɛt ɛnitin fɔ du wit am, dat min se na wan kɔnshɛns ɔ sɔm kɔnshɛns. Bɔt wetin na tri wan kɔnshɛns? Pɔsin in pasɔnaliti disɔda? Insai saykotɛrapi, pɔrsin in split pɔrsin in pasɔnaliti dɔn ɔlrɛdi bi siriɔs mɛntɛl sik. So wetin na pɔsin in pasɔnaliti disɔda? Wetin i min? Kristian dɛn nɔ kin ivin ebul fɔ ansa dis kwɛstyɔn klia wan, bɔt dɛn kin jɔs tɔk wɔd dɛn lɛk "A biliv, bikɔs i nɔ mek sɛns," bɔt pipul dɛn we de tink nɔ biliv tin dɛn we nɔ mek sɛns. Di kɔmpiashɔn wit di trefoil na absɔd fɔ di rizin se di plant gɛt sɛlul strɔkchɔ, bɔt kɔnshɛns insay rilijɔn, idealism, nɔ gɛt strɔkchɔ. Ɔl dɛn tin ya we lɛf pan bɔku gɔd dɛn we de na di tu tɛstamɛnt dɛn na di Baybul wan tɛm bak fɔ kɔnfirm di vɛshɔn se di wan dɛn we mek lay lay stori dɛn na di Baybul bin borrow pegan lay lay stori dɛn bɔt bɔku gɔd dɛn. Ɛn afta dat, di prist dɛn bin tray fɔ kam wit intapriteshɔn dɛn fɔ mek di tin dɛn we nɔ gri wit dɛnsɛf, smol.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt. Di Jamani dɛn bin lɔs bɔku tin dɛn we dɛn bin de fɛt fɔ Smɔlensk. Ɛn dɛn bin stɔp di atak. Bifo dat, dɛn bigin fɔ bɔm bɔku bɔku bɔm dɛn ɛn bɔm dɛn bad bad wan. Dɛn bin de yuz Napalm bɔm dɛn bak.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin stil sidɔm na di krak krak ɛn dɛn nɔ bin de stik aut. Natasha, i bin de rayt not dɛn na in dayari, bɔt i bin de kɔnt di mistek dɛn we i mek na di Baybul. Ɛn bɔku pan dɛn bin de. Ɛn dɛn fɔ dɔn tɔk bɔt dɛn leta wit dɛn padi dɛn.
  Jizɔs de fɔ pis ɔ fɔ agens am?
  Biɛn.
  "Di wan dɛn we de mek pis gɛt blɛsin, bikɔs dɛn go kɔl dɛn Gɔd in pikin dɛn." ( Matyu 5: 9 )
  Vs.
  "Una nɔ tink se a kam fɔ briŋ pis na di wɔl; a nɔ kam fɔ briŋ pis, bɔt na sɔd" (Matyu 10: 34)
  Dis na tu tin. Dɛn kin yuz am fɔ sho se di kruk wɔ dɛn rayt ɛn fɔ swɛ se "Kristian rilijɔn na rilijɔn we gɛt pis." Pipul dɛn we de yuz dɛn kayn tu tin dɛn de kin yus fɔ ful pipul dɛn ɛn fɔ du tu tin dɛn. Bay di we, Hitler na bin Katolik ɛn di Pop bin blɛs am jɔs fɔ wan kruk fɛt agens di USSR we nɔ gɛt Gɔd.
  Natasha bin de rɔb in fut we nɔ gɛt natin biɛn in yes. Di titi bin rili want fɔ it ɛn mek lɔv.
  Udat mek Devid tɔn agens Izrɛl?
  Gɔd (Sɛkɛn Samiɛl 24: 1)
  Setan (Fɔs Kronikul 21: 1)
  Natasha bin de laf ɛn shek in fayn fayn ɛn strɔng shɔl dɛn.
  Udat kil Golaya?
  Devid (Fɔs Samiɛl 17)
  Ɛlhanan (Sɛkɛn Samiɛl 21: 19)
  Natasha bin lik di nɛf wit in tɔŋ.
  Gɔd de ɔlsay, i de si ɔltin ɛn i no ɔltin?
  Yɛs. "PAPA GƆD in yay de ɔlsay, dɛn de si di bad ɛn di gud." (Prɔvabs 15: 3), ɛn Sam 139: 7-10, Job 34: 22-21 .
  Nɔ. "...ɛn Adam ɛn in wɛf ayd frɔm di Masta Gɔd in fes midul di tik dɛn na paradays." (Jɛnɛsis 3: 8) ɛn bak Jɛnɛsis 18: 20-21 ɛn Jɛnɛsis 11: 5 .
  Natasha bin nak di ston wit in il we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Yu tink se na Gɔd mek bad tin?
  Yɛs. "...Na so PAPA GƆD se: Luk, a de rɛdi bad fɔ una ɛn plan agens una" (Jɛrimaya 18: 11)
  "A de mek layt ɛn mek daknɛs, a de mek pis ɛn briŋ bad bad tin; mi PAPA GƆD de du ɔl dɛn tin ya ." (Ayzaya 45: 7)
  "Udat se, "ivin tin dɛn we PAPA GƆD nɔ tɛl am fɔ apin?" Fɔ se nɔto frɔm di Wan we De Pantap Ɔlman in mɔt mek bad ɛn prɔfit de kam?" ( Lamɛnteshɔn 3: 37-38 )
  Nɔ. "In wok pafɛkt, ɛn ɔl in we dɛn de du wetin rayt, Gɔd fetful, ɛn nɔbɔdi nɔ de we nɔ rayt (insay am), i de du wetin rayt ɛn na tru" (Ditarɔnɔmi 32: 4) "Gɔd nɔ de
  tɛmpt bad, ɛn insɛf de tɛmpt am nɔ de tɛmpt ɛnibɔdi" (Jems 1: 13)
  Natasha tek am ɛn twit se:
  - Ivɛl gɛt strɔng sɔs!
  Yu tink se Gɔd nid fɔ rɛst? Yu tink se Gɔd kin taya?
  Yɛs. "...bikɔs insay siks dez PAPA GƆD mek ɛvin ɛn di wɔl, ɛn di de we mek sɛvin, i rɛst ɛn gɛt trɛnk." (Ɛksodɔs 31: 17)
  "Gɔd dɔn di de we mek sɛvin in wok we i dɔn du, ɛn i rɛst di de we mek sɛvin pan ɔl in wok we i dɔn du." (Jɛnɛsis 2: 2)
  Nɔ. "...yu nɔ yɛri se di Masta Gɔd we de sote go, we mek di ɛnd dɛn na di wɔl, nɔ de taya ɔ taya?" (Ayzaya 40: 28)
  Natasha bin de pat in bɔdi we dɛn mek wit ston.
  Fɔ jɔj ɔ nɔ fɔ jɔj?
  Nɔ. "Una nɔ jɔj, so dat dɛn nɔ go jɔj una" (Matyu 7: 1)
  Yɛs. "jɔj wit rayt jɔjmɛnt" ( Jɔn 7: 24 )
  Dɔn bak, na tu tin we pipul dɛn kin du.
  Natasha bin de gigl ɛn tɔk se:
  - As ɔltɛm na di yunivas!
  Yu tink se Mozis na pɔsin we ɔmbul pas ɔlman?
  Yɛs. "Mozis na bin di man we ɔmbul pas ɔl di pipul dɛn na di wɔl." (Di Nɔmba Dɛm 12: 3)
  Nɔ. "Ɛn Mozis vɛks pan di kɔmanda dɛn... we bin dɔn kam frɔm di wɔ, ɛn Mozis tɛl dɛn se: (wetin mek) una lɛf ɔl di uman dɛn layf?... so una kil ɔl di man pikin dɛn, ɛn kil ɔl di uman dɛn we bin sabi man na man in bed "(Di Nɔmba Dɛm 31: 15-17)
  "Ɛn na di siti dɛn we dɛn neshɔn ya de, we PAPA GƆD we na yu Gɔd de gi yu fɔ gɛt, yu nɔ fɔ lɛf wan sol layf..." (Di Nɔmba Dɛm 31: 15-17) Ditarɔnɔmi 20: 16)
  Natasha bin de laf ɛn ala se:
  - Dis na di fasist dɛm!
  Yu tink se Jizɔs na ɔlmayti?
  Yɛs. "Dɛn dɔn gi Mi ɔl di pawa na ɛvin ɛn na dis wɔl." ( Matyu 28: 18 )
  Nɔ. "A nɔ go ebul fɔ du natin fɔ misɛf... bikɔs a nɔ de luk fɔ wetin a want, bɔt na wetin di Papa we sɛn mi want." ( Jɔn 5: 30 )
  Natasha bigin fɔ spin bak.
  Yu tink se wetin Krays tɔk bɔt insɛf na tru?
  Yɛs. "Ivin if a de tɔk bɔt misɛf, di tin we a de tɔk na tru" ( Jɔn 8: 14 )
  Nɔ. "If a de tɔk bɔt misɛf, dat min se mi tɛstimoni NƆTO tru" (Jɔn 5: 31)
  Natasha swɛt ɛn ansa se:
  - Stalin nɔ de pan dɛn!
  Di Gɔspɛl se dɛn bin nel tu tifman dɛn bak wit Jizɔs. Yu tink se dɛn tu tifman dɛn ya bin tɔk bad bɔt Jizɔs?
  Yɛs. "Ɛn di wan dɛn we dɛn nel wit am na di krɔs bin de tɔk bad bɔt am" (Mak 15: 32)
  Nɔ. "Di ɔda wan bin stɔp am" ( Lyuk 23: 40-43 )
  Di titi stamp in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɔmɔs uman dɛn bin kam na Jizɔs in grev?
  Wan: Meri Magdalin. ( Jɔn 20: 1 )
  Tu: Meri Magdalin ɛn di ɔda wan Meri. ( Mat. 28: 1 )
  Tri: Meri Magdalin ɛn Meri we na Jekɔb ɛn Salomi. ( Mak 16: 1 )
  I pas tri: "Meri Magdalin, Joana, Meri, (mama) fɔ Jems, ɛn ɔda pipul dɛn" ( Lyuk 24: 10 )
  Natasha bin jomp ɛn ala se:
  - Mi na wan supa gyal!
  Yu tink se Jizɔs bin tɔk sikrit wan?
  Nɔ. "A dɔn tɔk opin wan to di wɔl; a dɔn de tich ɔltɛm na di sinagɔg ɛn na di tɛmpul... ɛn a nɔ de tɔk natin sikrit wan" (Jɔn 18: 20)
  Yɛs. "Bɔt i nɔ tɔk to dɛn pas parebul, bɔt i ɛksplen ɔltin to in disaypul dɛn na wansay." ( Mak 4: 34 ) Di disaypul dɛn aks am se: "Wetin mek yu de tɔk to dɛn wit parebul?" I se fɔ ansa se: Bikɔs dɛn dɔn gi una fɔ no di sikrit dɛn bɔt di Kiŋdɔm na ɛvin, bɔt dɛn nɔ gi dɛn am" (Matyu 13: 10-11)
  Natasha bin de laf:
  - Mi na Komsomol memba!
  Yu tink se Mozis in Lɔ De Ɛp?
  Yɛs. "Ɔl di Skripchɔ...de bɛnifit" (Sɛkɛn Lɛta To Timoti 3: 16)
  Nɔ. "Bɔt wan lɔ we (Mozis bin gi) bin dɔn kansel bikɔs i wik ɛn i nɔ gɛt wan yus" ( Di Ibru Pipul Dɛn 7: 18 )
  Di titi bin de rɔb in fut we nɔ gɛt natin fɔ du wit di ɔda wan.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ pwɛl ɛn pwɛl di tin dɛn we bin lɛf na di Smɔlensk garison wit di ɛp we dɛn bin de yuz artileri ɛn avieshɔn. Dɛn bin de bɔm dɛnsɛf ɛn bɔm dɛnsɛf. Dɛn bin de bɔm ɛn bɔm!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de shot wan wan tɛm ɛn trowe grenade pan wan wan grup dɛn we de luk fɔ di fasist dɛn.
  We Natasha bin de fri tɛm, i bin de tɛl in padi dɛn wan rikodin we de sho di tin dɛn we nɔ gri wit wetin di Baybul se. Ɛn we di gyal pikin dɛn de tɔn dɛn leg we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we dɛn kɔt kɔt, bigin fɔ tɔk bɔt am ɛn rayt am na dɛn dayari.
  Yu tink se Jizɔs bin rich na ɛvin di de we dɛn bin nel am pan di krɔs?
  Yɛs. I tɛl wan pan di tifman dɛn se, "Tide yu go de wit mi na Paradays" ( Lyuk 23: 43 )
  Nɔ. Tu dez afta dat, i tɛl Meri Magdalin se, "...A nɔ go ɔp to Mi Papa yet." ( Jɔn 20: 17 )
  Natasha rɔb Zoe in bare sole ɛn chirp:
  - Si aw i tɔn aut!
  Yu tink se Jɔn we bin de baptayz pipul dɛn na bin di Ilayja we bin gɛt fɔ kam?
  Yɛs ( Matyu 11: 14; 17: 10-13 )
  Nɔ ( Jɔn 1: 19-21 )
  Ɔgɔstin bin nak Natasha na in sayd wit in ni we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin de grɔmbul se:
  - Kɔntradikshɔn na dayalɛktik yuniti!
  Yu tink se Jɔn we bin de baptayz pipul dɛn bin no Jizɔs bifo i baptayz?
  Yɛs (Matyu 3: 13-14)
  Nɔ (Jɔn 1: 32-33)
  Svetlana bin lans wan shad glas wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i nel wan kɔkrɔs na di wud wɔl.
  Yu tink se Ɛrɔd bin want fɔ kil Jɔn?
  Yɛs, "bikɔs Jɔn bin tɛl am se: Yu nɔ fɔ gɛt am (in brɔda in wɛf).Ɛn i bin want fɔ kil am, bɔt i bin de fred di pipul dɛn..." (Matyu 14: 4-5)
  Nɔ, Ɛrodias bin want fɔ kil am, bɔt i nɔ bin ebul " bikɔs Ɛrɔd bin de fred Jɔn, bikɔs i no se in na man we de du wetin rayt ɛn oli, ɛn i bin de kia fɔ am, i bin de du bɔku tin fɔ lisin to am, ɛn i bin de lisin to am wit gladi at." ( Mak 6: 19-20 )
  Natasha kis Zoya in sholda we dɔn tan ɛn tɔk se:
  - Ɛn a de lisin to yu wit gladi at!
  Insay di list fɔ di twɛlv Apɔsul dɛn, udat na bin di nɔmba tɛn Apɔsul?
  "Levway, we dɛn kɔl Taddeus." ( Matyu 10: 1-3; Mak 3: 16-18 )
  Saymɔn, we dɛn kɔl di Zilɔt. ( Lyuk 6: 14-16 )
  Ɔgɔstin vɛks ɛn kik in il we nɔ gɛt natin pan di ston ɛn ala se:
  - Dem no fit ivin kombayn dis!
  Nɔmba fɔ di apɔsul dɛn we dɛn nel am pan di krɔs
  Ɔl di apɔsul dɛn rɔnawe (Mat. 26: 56-58).
  Jɔn bin kɔntinyu fɔ de (Jɔn 19: 25-26).
  Svetlana bin laf wit wan baring we gɛt rili wayt tit:
  - Ɛn di Jamani dɛn go rɔnawe pan wi!
  Wetin dɛn bin gi Jizɔs fɔ drink we dɛn nel am pan di krɔs?
  Vinega we dɛn miks wit gal (Matyu 27: 34)
  Wayn wit mira. ( Mak 15: 23 )
  Zoe bin de ala, ɛn i bin de stamp in fut we nɔ gɛt natin pan di ston ston:
  Kɔmplit kɔntradikshɔn dɛn!
  Wetin na di las wɔd dɛn we Jizɔs bin tɔk?
  "Papa, na Yu an a de gi mi spirit." ( Lyuk 23: 46 )
  "I dɔn dɔn!" ( Jɔn 19: 30 )
  Natasha bin de tɔn in smɔl wes.
  Apat frɔm Jizɔs, ɛni ɔda pɔsin dɔn go na ɛvin?
  Nɔ. "Nɔbɔdi nɔ go ɔp na ɛvin pas Mɔtalman Pikin we kɔmɔt na ɛvin kam dɔŋ..." (Jɔn 3: 13)
  Yɛs. "...ɛn Ilayja rɔsh go na ɛvin insay wan big big briz." ( Sɛkɛn Kiŋ 2: 11 )
  I mek sɛns fɔ se Svetlana bin tɔk se:
  - Dɛn bin fɔ dɔn jɔs muf Ilayja go na ɔda ples!
  Ɔmɔs pe klin animal dɛn Gɔd bin tɛl Noa fɔ kɛr go insay di ak?
  2 (Jɛnɛsis 6: 19-20)
  7 (Jɛnɛsis 7: 2-3)
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin slap dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn siŋ:
  - Stalin bin klin ɔ i nɔ bin klin?
  We di Izrɛlayt dɛn bin de na Shitaym, ɔmɔs pan di Izrɛlayt dɛn PAPA GƆD bin dɔnawe wit?
  24,000 (Di Nɔmba Dɛm 25: 1-9)
  23,000 (Fɔs Lɛta Fɔ Kɔrint 10: 8)
  Afta dɛn wɔd ya, di gyal pikin dɛn laf togɛda. En dem pul dem bra. I bigin fɔ shawa dɛnsɛf in bɔdi wit kis. I rili fayn ɛn i wɔndaful. Dɛn na tru tru wɔman dɛn.
  Natasha bin tɔk klia wan se:
  - Di Baybul na fayn fayn stori fɔ tru!
  Ɔgɔstin bin tɔk di rayt we se:
  - I nɔ nid fɔ gi rivyu to Gɔd tru wan Ju fayn fayn stori! Mi yon Gɔd na di Ɔlmayti Famili! Fɔ di glori fɔ di Ɔlmayti Famili wi go fɛt!
  Ɛn ɔl di 4 gyal pikin dɛn ala, dɛn trowe dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɔp:
  - Glori to big Rɔshia!
  As di blok we dɛn bin de blok Smɔlensk bin de drɛg, di 4 gyal pikin dɛn bin de sɔfa wit kol ɛn angri, lɛk di wan dɛn we lɛf na wan Soviet garison. So, i nɔ sɔprayz fɔ no se di gyal pikin dɛn bin gɛt ɔda lɔ fɔ kɔmɔt na di say we dɛn bin dɔn rawnd dɛn.
  Dɛn de wɛr panti nɔmɔ, tan, barefut ɛn de go fɔ brek-bruk.
  Dɛn kin rɔn fɔ dɛnsɛf ɛn faya wan wan shot, bikɔs dɛn fɔ tek kia ɔf dɛn katrij dɛn.
  Ɛn di Nazi dɛn bin rili briŋ wan ol faya pan dɛn. Bɔt nɔto fɔ natin se di gyal pikin dɛn jɔs wɛr tin panti. So, bulɛt nɔ de tek dɛn. Ɛn dɛn kin rɔsh, bikɔs dɛn nɔ kin ebul fɔ ambɔg dɛn atɔl. Ɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin kin protɛkt gyal pikin dɛn bak pafɛkt wan we dɛn de fɛt.
  Natasha faya, nak di fasist ɛn ala se:
  - Stalin de wit wi!
  Zoya bin faya bak, i trowe wan pat pan wan bɔtul wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I knock down tu Krauts en blathered:
  - Stalin de liv insay mi at!
  Ɔgɔstin insɛf bin faya, ɛn i bin tɔk wit aplomb se:
  - In di nem fɔ Rus'!
  Ɛn i sho in tɔŋ. Ɛn i bin trowe di fasist.
  Svetlana nel, hit di Nazi, ɛn chirp:
  - Insay di nem fɔ kɔmyunizim!
  Fo gyal pikin dɛn we nɔ wɛr fut, we wɛr tin panti nɔmɔ, bin rɔsh pas na di Nazi pozishɔn dɛn. I bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ di sojaman dɛn nɔ gɛt klos. Na panti nɔmɔ we gɛt difrɛn kɔlɔ: blak, wayt, rɛd, blu.
  Ɛn dis na majik bak we de mek bulɛt ɛn smɔl smɔl tin dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ mek tin dɛn nɔ go ɔdasay. Tray dɛn gyal pikin ya wit yu an dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin! Dɛn na jɔs fayn fayn pipul dɛn we de na di ay klas!
  Ɛn wetin na di bɔdi. Nipples lɛk strawberry. Ɛn i kin rili ful pɔsin. In jɛnɛral, di gyal pikin dɛn so fayn, ɛn i kin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nekɛd.
  Natasha, we bin de shot, bin imajin insɛf na wan ɔkshɔn fɔ slev dɛn. Aw dɛn kin pul blankit afta blankit pan am. Dɛn kin mek pɔsin gɛt strɔng bɔdi we gɛt mɔsul, ɛn we tan lɛk gyal pikin. Ɛn i tinap de, wit prawd de skwea in sholda dɛn, es in ed ɔp, fɔ sho se i nɔ shem atɔl. Na gyal we de na di ay klas. Na di dawn fɔ trɛnk, ɛn nɔto fɔ ol.
  We uman de waka wit in fut, i kin yɔŋ ɛn kɔntinyu fɔ yɔŋ sote go. Di men tin na fɔ wɛr klos, ɛn fɔ du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit man ɔltɛm. Fɔ tɔk mɔ, wit difrɛn man dɛn ɛn i go fayn fɔ mek yɔŋ wan dɛn. Fɔ mek wisɛf yɔŋ.
  Natasha bin imajin insɛf nekɛd na slev ɔkshɔn, ɛn i bin fil gladi. I tan lɛk se kɔstɔma dɛn de fil am ɛn put dɛn an na di ples dɛn we rili sɛnsitiv. I go mɔs bi se i fayn fɔ bi slev. Bɔt i nɔ kin fayn na harem. Man dɛn nɔ de, na bigman dɛn nɔmɔ de. Bɔt a want bɔku tin ɛn wit difrɛn wan dɛn.
  Eh, po uman dem na di harem. Aw yu nɔ laki wit man dɛn. Aw lɔng yu go sɔfa we yu nɔ de drink rɔm! Bɔt Natasha nɔ bin want fɔ stɔp in shak instinkt.
  Di titi shot di fasist ɛn tɔk se:
  - Mi na terminator!
  Zoya bin faya bak, i bin de chirp:
  - Ɛn a na supa klas wɔriɔ!
  Augustine tek ɛn shot dɔŋ tri fasist dɛn ɛn twit:
  - Stalin bin de wit wi!
  Svetlana bin hit am. I bin win 4 fasist dɛn ɛn i bin de swɛt:
  - Stalin de wit wi!
  Natasha bin knock down sɔm Third Reich mercenaries, trowe wan ston wit in bare fut ɛn swɛt:
  - Stalin go de wit wi ɔltɛm!
  Zoya bin sho in tit ɛn stɔp in tong, ɛn i bin de swɛt:
  - Fɔ di big big tin we Rɔshia gɛt!
  Ɔgɔstin trowe wan winda glas wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, rip di fasist in trot ɛn ala:
  - Fɔ wi nyu Slavik Famili!
  En ai burst out de laf...
  Svetlana bin faya di Nazi dɛn, i kɔt sɔm fɛtman dɛn ɛn se:
  - Fɔ Oli Rus'!
  Natasha bin bit di Nazi dɛn. I bin giv-ɔp wit in il we nɔ gɛt natin to wan grenade we di Nazi dɛn bin sɛn pan am. I skata di Krauts wit wan akchual hit ɛn blurt aut:
  - Fɔ Svarog!
  Dɔn i grin in fes, we gɛt bɔku gudnɛs ɛn wamat we panta gɛt.
  Zoya tek am ɛn rɔn di nel we rɔsti tru in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. I bin chuk wan Nazi ɔfisa in yay ɛn chip:
  - Fɔ di Wait Gɔd!
  Ɔgɔstin tek ɛn gi in bare il wan paket we de bɔn. I skata di Kraut dɛn lɛk shards of glass ɛn swɛt:
  - Fɔ di nyu Rɔshian ɔda!
  Svetlana tek am ɛn trowe am wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, kil, i chuk di Fritz ɛn bark:
  - Fɔ di Rɔshian Os!
  Di 4 gyal pikin dɛn bin fɛt bad bad wan, ɛn dɛn bin fɛt bad bad wan. Di Jamani dɛn ɛn dɛn sojaman dɛn we dɛn bin de pe fɔ, bin tɔn bak. Dɛn bin bak bifo di gyal pikin dɛn. Wetin di Nazi dɛn de du agens di Rɛd Ami?
  Di Kraut famili mɛmba Stalingrad. Aw di gyal pikin dɛn bit dɛn ɔp de. Dɛn bin de fɛt bak barefut ɛn wit bikini. Dis na di klos we de wok fayn pas ɔl. Nɔbɔdi nɔ go stɔp gyal pikin dɛn we dɛn de af-af nekɛd. Ɛn dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin de trowe gift dɛn we de pwɛl.
  Natasha bin trowe wan sɛramik wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. I brok wan Jamani jenɛral in skel ɛn siŋ se:
  - In di nem fɔ Mama Rus"!
  Zoya tek ɛn trowe di pat wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, i chuk di fasist ɛn ala se:
  - Yes, fɔ mi os!
  Ɔgɔstin bin lans di disk wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I kɔt siks Nazi dɛn ɛn swɛt:
  - Fɔ Stalin!
  Svetlana giv in nyu pasej tu, knock down di Fritzes en squeak:
  - Fɔ wan nyu wɔl!
  Naw Gerda in kru bin de muf go na Vyazma. Tɛn kilomita lɛf fɔ go na di siti. Bɔt di tin dɛn we di Rɛd Ami de agens de bɔku. Nyu Soviet T-55 tank dɛn de go fɛt, wit mɔ pawaful 105mm gɔn dɛn ɛn tik tik klos dɛn. Na tru se dɛn kayn motoka dɛn de stil smɔl.
  Charlotte, we bin de pres di joystik bɔtin wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, bin chuk di tin dɛn we di Soviet tank bin wɛr rayt na di jɔnkshɔn. I bin bang wan Rɛd Ami motoka kɔrɛkt wan, pan ɔl we i bin gɛt bɛtɛ protɛkshɔn we yu kɔmpia am wit di T-54.
  Di dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia bin de gigl ɛn tɔk se:
  - Wi na di ami we strɔng pas ɔl!
  Kristina bin tɔk wit wan grin se:
  - Ɛn wi go bi di wan dɛn we strɔng pas ɔlman!
  Ɛn i bin de pres di joystik bɔtin dɛn bak wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Hit wan Soviet motoka. Na gyal we rili shap. Kristina bin mɛmba aw i bin de du bɔku bɔku tin dɛn. Aw a mek lɔv wit di Shah na Iran. Yɛs, dis na rili kɔl!
  Ɛn di wɔri man bin de tɔk smɔl smɔl se:
  - Fɔ big Jamani!
  Magda, dis blant uman we gɛt gold ia, bin faya di Soviet sojaman dɛn ɛn tɔk se:
  - Fɔ di oli win!
  Di titi, we bin de faya, bin de tink wit anɔyntmɛnt. Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin mis dɛn chans insay di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ. Wetin mek dɛn nɔ bin du di plan fɔ atak Paris ɛn transfa tri kɔp dɛn to Is Prɔshia? I bin pɔsibul fɔ sakrifays teritɔri na di ist fɔ sɔm tɛm, bɔt tek Paris ɛn sɔlv di prɔblɛm na Frans di we we rili radikal.
  Bɔt dɛn nɔ bin du dis. Ɛn in jɔnal, nid nɔ bin de fɔ deklare wɔ agens Rɔshia. Fɔ tru, Nikolas di Sɛkɔn nɔ bin fɔ dɔn disayd fɔ go fɛt wɔ wit wan strɔng ɛnimi lɛk Jamani. Ɛn wetin mek i bin nid fɔ fɛt pan tu say dɛn? I bin pɔsibul, i bin pɔsibul, fɔ atak Rɔshia, ɛn nɔ pe atɛnshɔn to Frans ɛn Bɛljiɔm.
  Ɛn in jɔnal, Magda bin tink se i fɔ dɔn atak Rɔshia we di wɔ wit Jepan bin tay am. If na so i bi, Nikolas di Sɛkɔn bin fɔ dɔn si insɛf if Briten ɛn Frans nɔ bin de sɔpɔt am. Di Ɔstria dɛn, di Turks dɛn, di Italiyan dɛn, ɛn Jamani ɛn Jepan bin fɔ dɔn prɛs am.
  Dɛn go jɔs krɔs Rɔshia. Ɛn i nɔ go du ɛnitin.
  Bifo dat, Jamani bin dɔn wit wɔ na tu say dɛn, agens pawa dɛn we strɔng pas am. Inklud Japan, USA ɛn Itali.
  So Wilhelm nɔ bin kɔlkul di rayt we. Hitler bin tɔn to pɔsin we de si fa, i mek pis wit di USSR ɛn win Frans.
  Bɔt insay di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ, di Jamani dɛn bin si se dɛn dɔn kech bitwin wan ston ɛn wan ples we at. Bɔku tɛm, Tsa Nikolas II na pɔsin we lɔs. Bɔt in ɛmpaya bin big, ɛn tri tɛm pas di pipul dɛn we bin de na di Jamani wan. Ɛn i bin kam fɔ bi se i bin rili at fɔ mek dɛn nɔ gri wit di Rɔshian dɛn.
  Bikɔs dɛn bin gɛt mɔ sojaman dɛn, di Tsarist Rɔshia bin ripresent lɛk af pan di Entente in grɔn sojaman dɛn. Ɛn i bin dɔn disayd fɔ win. If nɔto fɔ di sojaman dɛn we bin tek di gɔvmɛnt na Sɛnt Pitasbɔg, i nɔ go izi fɔ mek Jamani ebul fɔ liv. Bɔt sɔntin we rili bad bin apin fɔ di Rɔshian dɛn - di monaki bin fɔdɔm. Gɔd in anɔyntɛd wan dɔn kɔmɔt de. Ɛn i bin rili bad!
  Ɛn fɔ di Jamani dɛn na rilif, bɔt Jamani stil lɔs.
  USA enta di wo en ton aut fo bi rili strong. Ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na tank dɛn. Dɛn bin rili krɔs di Jamani dɛn wit dɛn stɛl mas.
  Wan ɔnaful dɛf. Pantap dat, ilɛk wetin pɔsin se, sɔntɛm fɔ kapitul na bin di bɛst we fɔ pul am. Jamani bin lɔs ɔl in padi dɛn, tank dɛn bin de prɛs am. No rial chans nɔ bin de fɔ win.
  Ɛn Bolshevik Rɔshia bin fɔ dɔn opin sɛkɔn frɔnt na di ist.
  Ɛni we aw i bi, di disayd fɔ kapitul bin at, bɔt dɛn bin fos am.
  Magda mɛmba aw dɛn bin de spank am fɔ we i tif wan bred na di ples fɔ it. Dɔn di titi kɔnfɛs ɛn dɛn nɔ bin lash am smɔl. Ɛn i bin ebul fɔ bia di pɔnishmɛnt kwayɛt wan. I nɔ bin kray ɔ kray. Although wen dem hit yu pan yu bare bak i de at.
  Gɛda faya, go insay di Soviet tank ɛn grɔmbul:
  - Dɛn bɔn am we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ win!
  Charlotte bin gri se:
  -Nɔbɔdi nɔ go stɔp wi!
  Kristina bin snap ɛn blɔk se:
  - Nɔ ɛva de na di wɔl!
  Magda bin swɛt lɛk se i nɔ de yɛri:
  - Ɛn insay di nɛks wɔl bak!
  Di 4 sojaman dɛn bin kɔmɔt na di say we dɛn bin de rawnd. I bin de waka rawnd di swamp dɛn smɔl ɛn siŋ wit gladi at;
  Di mɔnt tɔn krimsin,
  Usay di wef dɛn bin de ala nia di rɔk dɛn.
  "Lɛ wi go rayd, biuti,
  a dɔn de wet fɔ yu fɔ lɔng tɛm."
  
  "A de go wit yu wit ɔl mi at,
  a lɛk di wef dɛn na di si.
  Una gi di sel ful-ɔp, ɛn
  misɛf go sidɔm na di edman."
  
  "Yu de rul di opin si,
  Usay wi nɔ ebul fɔ bia wit di big big briz.
  Insay dis kayn krayzi wɛda,
  yu nɔ go ebul fɔ abop pan di wef dɛn."
  
  "Dɛn nɔ alaw am fɔ du am? Wetin mek, mi dia?
  Ɛn trade, past fate,
  Yu mɛmba, treacherous traitor,
  Aw a bin trɔst yu?
  
  Di mɔnt tɔn krimsin,
  Usay di wef dɛn bin de ala nia di rɔk dɛn.
  "Lɛ wi go rayd, biuti,
  a dɔn de wet fɔ yu fɔ lɔng tɛm."
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de siŋ ɛn klap fɔ dɛnsɛf. Ɔgɔstin bin tɔk, i bin de grin kɔmɔt na in kɔna na in mɔt se:
  - Yes, wi giv di fasist dem plenti. Di fɛt bin gɛt glori ɛn fɔ bɔku pipul dɛn na bin di las wan!
  Natasha bin de gigl se:
  -Yu jɔs tan lɛk Maugi!
  Ɔgɔstin bin sho in tit ɛn gri se:
  - Mowgli bin rili fayn!
  Zoya bin rimark wit wan tit we nɔ gɛt natin:
  - Wi nid fɔ fɛn we fɔ win di supia fɔs dɛn na di Wehrmacht!
  Svetlana bin tɔk se:
  - Sɔm kayn supa-pawaful gas!
  Ɔgɔstin bin de siŋ, ɛn i bin de splash in fut we nɔ gɛt natin na di watawɛl dɛn:
  - Gas, gas, gas, gas! Lɛ wi dɔn ɔl di ɛnimi dɛn wan tɛm!
  Natasha bin gi dis advays:
  - Mek wi siŋ ɔda tin!
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn bin de siŋ togɛda;
  Di mɔnt tɔn krimsin,
  Usay di wef dɛn bin de ala nia di rɔk dɛn.
  "Lɛ wi go rayd, biuti,
  a dɔn de wet fɔ yu fɔ lɔng tɛm."
  
  "A de go wit yu wit ɔl mi at,
  a lɛk di wef dɛn na di si.
  Una gi di sel ful-ɔp, ɛn
  misɛf go sidɔm na di edman."
  
  "Yu de rul di opin si,
  Usay wi nɔ ebul fɔ bia wit di big big briz.
  Insay dis kayn krayzi wɛda,
  yu nɔ go ebul fɔ abop pan di wef dɛn."
  
  "Dɛn nɔ alaw am fɔ du am? Wetin mek, mi dia?
  Ɛn trade, past fate,
  Yu mɛmba, treacherous traitor,
  Aw a bin trɔst yu?
  
  Di mɔnt tɔn krimsin,
  Usay di wef dɛn bin de ala nia di rɔk dɛn.
  "Lɛ wi go rayd, biuti,
  a dɔn de wet fɔ yu fɔ lɔng tɛm."
  Di gyal pikin dɛn dɔn di siŋ ɛn du sɔmsalt. Afta ɔl, dɛn gɛt mas na layt ed. Tri blant ɛn wan rɛd ia. Kul gyal pikin dɛn.
  We Ɔgɔstin bin de rɔn, i mɛmba aw i bin de ple biliard. Na tru se nɔto mɔni. Ɛn bikɔs i nɔ bin gɛt natin da tɛm de, di titi bin bet pan wan blowjob, agens fayv rubles. Ɛn i bin win di fɔs gem. Pantap dat, a bin de ple barefut, ɛn dis bin ɛp mi bad bad wan. Dɔn i ple wan ɔda gem wit di tifman we bɔku pipul dɛn sabi.
  Ɛn i bin win bak. Dɔn wan ɔda gem wit fɔ dubl di bet dɛn. Di titi bin rili gɛt sɛns. Ɛn di kraym bɔs sɛf bin tɔn to drɔnk. I bin rich fɔ pul wan gɔn ɛn bigin fɔ shot. Ɔgɔstin tek di mɔni we i win ɛn lɔs, in il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin bin de flash. Yɛs, dɛn man ya kin rili fred. Sɔntɛm wi rili nɔ fɔ ple wit dɛn, bɔt fɔ gɛt mɔni tru lɔvmɛkin?
  Ɔgɔstin bin fɔ dɔn liv fayn na Mɔsko, bɔt afta di kɔloni di titi bin rili want fɔ go bifo. I bin want fɔ fɛt. Apat frɔm dat, i bin lɛk fɔ du bad bad tin dɛn. Fɔ bi heroin rili kul!
  Yu nid bak fɔ ebul fɔ ple kad fɔ mɔni. Wan tɛm, pipul dɛn we bin de ful Ɔgɔstin bin ful am, ɛn i bin gɛt fɔ lik dɛn. Wel, okay, yu kin imajin se dis na ɔni ɛn yusɛf want am fɔ mek i nɔ so disgusting. Bɔt fɔ wok na di frɔnt ɛnd kin jɔs gladi fɔ di rɛd dɛbul we gɛt maynd. I bin rich ɔrgasm wit ɛni man. So na Mɔsko i bin de mek mɔni izi wan ɛn fayn fɔ insɛf.
  I sɔri, bɔt di wɔ bin mek in yon ajɔstmɛnt dɛn. Ɔgɔstin bin ivin yuz in cham fɔ mek pipul dɛn no bɔt am. Ɛn i bin ful ɔl di man dɛn we bin de fala dɛnsɛf. Ɛn i bin lɛk fɔ mek dɛn sɔfa. Ɛspɛshali di wan dɛn we yɔŋ. Di dɛbul bin lɛk am. Bɔt pan ɔl we dɛn bin gɛt bɔku awɔd dɛn, di gyal pikin dɛn bin stil de wok as kapten, ɛn na Natasha nɔmɔ bin bi mɛja.
  Di Nazi dɛn, afta we Smɔlensk bin fɔdɔm, bin kam nia Vyazma. Di siti bin ol am wit traŋa. Na di nɔt, di Nazi dɛn bin ebul fɔ tek Nɔvgɔd, ɛn dɛn bin de kam nia Lɛningrad. Di tin bin wɔs bikɔs Swidan bin kam insay di wɔ. Dis kɔntri bin want bak fɔ gɛt teritɔrial bɛnifit frɔm Rɔshia. Ɛn dɛn mɛmba di wɔ dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn fɛt trade, mɔ Chals di Twɛlv. Dɔn bak, impɔtant tin dɛn we bin apin trade trade. Ɛn di Swidish divishɔn dɛn bin apia na di frɔnt ɛn dɛn bin muf go na Petrazavodsk ɛn Leningrad frɔm di nɔt. Finnish-Swedish ɛn Jamani sojaman dɛn wit fɔrina dɛn de kam. Ɛn i tɛl dɛn se dɛn nɔ fɔ stɔp.
  Nays Swedish gyal pikin dɛn we de flay na plen. Gringeta ɛn Gertrude, we na tu G, de fɛt as tu. Dɛn na gyal pikin dɛn we rili gɛt maynd. Ɛn i fayn. Dɛn de flay pan ME-462, we na jet fɛt plen dɛn we dɛn bay frɔm di Jamani dɛn. As i kin bi wit gyal pikin dɛn we jɔs wɛr bikini ɛn we nɔ gɛt fut.
  Di Jaman motoka gɛt bɔku pawaful wɛpɔn dɛn. I gɛt sɛvin kanɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ flay plen. Wan 37mm, ɛn siks 30mm. Soviet MIG-15 fɛtman dɛn rɔsh agens dɛn. Wepan dɛn we wik smɔl: wan 37 mm ɛya kanɔn ɛn tu 23 mm ɛya kanɔn. Dat min se di pawa dɛn nɔ ikwal bad bad wan.
  Gringeta de faya frɔm ɛya kanɔn dɛn. I hit wan Soviet fɛtman ɛn i de swɛt:
  - Dis na wi aerobatics!
  Gɛtrud bak nak in motoka di fɔs tɛm we i tray ɛn i swɛt:
  - Fɔ Chals di Twɛlv!
  Fɔ tru, di dɛbul we gɛt blant de vɛks bad bad wan we Swidan lɔs di wɔ to Rɔshia. Ɔnda Ivan di Tɛribul, di Swidan pipul dɛn bin ebul fɔ tek Narva, ɛn sɔm Rɔshian tɔŋ dɛn we bin de na di si. Bɔt afta dat, Rɔshia, ɔnda Fɛdɔt di fɔs wan, bin tek bak in land dɛn we i bin lɔs insay di Livonian Wɔ. Na tru se dis bin izi bikɔs Pɔland bin fɛt na di say we Rɔshia bin de.
  Bɔt afta dat, di pipul dɛn na Swidan, we Shuisky bin de rul, bin ebul fɔ win di siti dɛn na Rɔshia. Dɔn, tek Novgorod. Dɛn bin de rawnd Pskov. Bɔt i nɔ bin ebul fɔ du am.
  Dɔn, wɔ bin apin bitwin Rɔshia ɛn Polan. Wit smɔl fanfare, di Swidan dɛn bin tek bɔku pan di Baltik stet dɛn ɛn Riga. Bifo dis, dɛn bin dɔn win land dɛn na Yurop.
  Swidan bin bi wan pawaful kɔntri na di wɔl. I rich in maksimam.
  Bɔt Pita di Gret bin kam na Rɔshia ɛn i bigin fɔ bil wan big kiŋdɔm. Polan, Saksin, Denmak ɛn fɔ tru, Rɔshia bin de agens Swidan. Di pawa dɛn nɔ ikwal.
  Bɔt Chals di Twɛlv, we i ol siksti ia, bin ebul fɔ win Denmak we i bin de muf, ɛn afta dat nia Narva i bin atak di sojaman dɛn we pas ɔlman na Rɔshia ɛn win wan wɔndaful win.
  Bɔt Pita di Gret nɔ bin brok bikɔs i nɔ bin ebul fɔ du am. I gɛda nyu sojaman dɛn ɛn go fɛt, ɛn i tek advantej pan di tru tin we se Chals di Twɛlv bin de fɛt wɔ wit Polan.
  Bɔt di pipul dɛn na Swidan bin win Polan. Ɛn di we aw Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin de kam nia am nɔ bin ɛp. Pita di Gret bin ivin rɛdi fɔ mek pis, i bin gi bak to di Swidan di tɔŋ dɛn ɛn Narva we di Rɔshian dɛn bin dɔn win.
  Bɔt Chals di Twɛlv bin dɔn mekɔp in maynd. Bɔt Pita di Gret bin ebul fɔ chenj di we aw di wɔ bin de. I bin ple wan rol we di pipul dɛn na Polan ɛn Yukren nɔ bin sɔpɔt Chals di Twɛlv. Di Swedes bin sɔfa wan las def na Poltava. Aw dis bin apin? Di Rɔshian dɛn bin ebul fɔ taya di Swidan pipul dɛn bay we dɛn bin mek dɛnsɛf strɔng biɛn di say dɛn we dɛn bin de kip di siti dɛn. Ɛn afta dat, dɛn bin disayd ɔltin bay wan kɔntra atak we dɛn kil pipul dɛn.
  Di wund we Chals Twɛlv bin wund bifo di fɛt bin ple bad bak.
  Afta Narva, Rɔshia bin tek di initiativ kpatakpata. Ɛn i bin ebul fɔ win di Swidan pipul dɛn ivin na si. We rili, rili anɔynt.
  Chals di Twɛlv bin day we dɛn bin de sidɔm rawnd wan ples we dɛn kɔl Nɔwe. Ɛn i nɔ tu te, di wɔ bin dɔn we di pipul dɛn na Swidan bin jɔs win. Na tru se Pita di Gret bin gri, bikɔs di kɔntri dɛn na Yurop bin de mɔna am, fɔ mek i fɔmaliz in teritɔrial akwyeshɔn as sɔntin we i bay. Swidan bin lɔs bɔku teritɔri, ivin na Yurop. Ɛn ɔlrɛdi ɔnda Alɛgzanda di Fɔs, di Rɔshian dɛn bin dɔn win Finland.
  Na tru se Swidan vɛks ɛn i want fɔ revaŋg. Di tin bin kam tranga, mɔ afta we di Nazi dɛn win di palɛmint ilɛkshɔn. Ɛn naw di wɔ fɔ di pipul dɛn na Swidan gɛt tin dɛn we fiba istri.
  Gɛtrud atak di Soviet mashin ɛn siŋ se:
  - Wan tɛm, na de Anton di nɔmba 4...
  Gringet na wan MIG-15 fɛt plen kɔt am dɔŋ ɛn i de ala:
  - I bin bi wan gloriful kiŋ...
  Gɛtrud bin kɔmɔt na di Rɔshian ɛn siŋ:
  - A bin lɛk wayn lɛk ɛl...
  Gringeta tray fɔ go insay di Soviet motoka ɛn ala se:
  - Na krash bin de sɔm tɛm!
  Gɛtrud bin siŋ se:
  - Tili bom! Tili bom!
  Ɛn di titi bin stɔp in pink tɔng.
  Di gyal pikin dem ton out to bi cheerful... Dem fait wit big gusto. Dɛn bin de fɛt lɛk igl. Ɛn dɛn nɔ ɛva tɔn bak.
  Gringeta bin rɔn barefut tru di sno. Ɛn i bin rili fayn fɔ si titi. Ɛn i bin mɛmba di wok dɛn we i bin de du. Aw dɛn bin de fɛn wan polar bear we dɛn nɔ wɛr fut ɛn we dɛn wɛr bikini. We bin rili ɛnjɔy.
  Gɛl dɛn we nɔ nekɛd af-af bin de shot di wayl animal wit bɔw. Dɛn nak wi ɛn mek di wayl animal ala.
  Dɔn dɛn rɔnawe, dɛn gyal pikin dɛn il bin de flash rɛd bikɔs di kol bin kol. Di gyal pikin dɛn bin fayn. Klosap nekɛd, bɔt rili brayt. Ɛn dɛn bin de fɛn fɔ dɛnsɛf, bikɔs dɛn nɔ bin de fred.
  Dɔn we di bea we wund day, di gyal pikin dɛn ros in mit ɛn mek it. I bin rili fayn. Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de swim na di ays ol ɛn sprinkul sno pan dɛnsɛf. Dɔn wi rɔn wet wet tru di sno we de rɔn. I ɔl so big ɛn kul.
  Naw, Gɛtrud ɛn Gringeta bin de fɛn di Soviet payɔnia dɛn. Dɛn mɛmba di men lɔ: dɛn fɔ fɛt klos to nekɛd ɛn barefut, dɔn dɛn nɔ go fɔdɔm di titi. I kin gi wɔman dɛn da kayn trɛnk de we dɛn kin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nekɛd. Na dat mek nɔbɔdi nɔ bin win di wan ol wɔl insay di Midul Ij?
  Na bikɔs dɛn nɔ bin de tek di trɛnk we uman fut dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin gɛt. Ɛn gyal pikin dɛn we nɔ gɛt fut kin rili kɔl ɛn strɔng! We gyal pikin nɔ gɛt sus, in fut we nɔ gɛt natin kin gɛt di pawa we di wɔl gɛt.
  Dis na di big big trɛnk we uman wɔman dɛn gɛt.
  Gɛtrud bin shot wan Soviet plen ɛn i bin twit se:
  - Barefoot gyal pikin dɛn kin kol pasmak!
  Gringeta bin hit di Rɔshian dɛn bak ɛn swɛt:
  - Girls nɔ nid shuz!
  Ɛn i bin de wach di Rɔshian fɛt plen we bin de bɔn de fɔdɔm.
  A bin de tink bɔt aw i fayn fɔ rɔn we a nɔ gɛt fut, fɔ rɔn pas usay sno de rɔn, ɛn pas na di dɛzat. di sכl fכ gyal pikin in fut kin rili elastik εn i kin te, εn i nכ kin krak. So nɔ pe atɛnshɔn to di prɔblɛm dɛn. Bɔku tɛm, di kol sizin na Rɔshia kin tranga, ɛn i go fayn fɔ rɔn na di sno. Na gyal we de na di ay klas.
  Ɛn aw gyal pikin in fut we nɔ gɛt natin pan sno kin fayn ɛn i kin rili fayn? Ɛn di finga dɛn, ɛn di fut, ɛn ɔl dis jɔyn? I kin rili fayn we di leg dɛn we dɛn kɔt kɔt stɛp pan wayt say, ɛn dɛnsɛf tan. En di gyal pikin dem geht blond ia, dem na so kul blond.
  Ɛn dɛn kin lɛk am we man dɛn kin kis dɛn il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Gringeta hit wan ɔda Soviet motoka ɛn chirp:
  - Glori to di Fada Land, Glori!
  Gɛtrud bin shot wan Rɔshian fɛtman ɛn tɔk se:
  - Charlemagne de wit wi!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn jɔs fayn, ɛn dɛn gɛt bɔku fayn fayn tin dɛn we nɔ gɛt wan kɔmpitishɔn. Yu kin rili kray oba dɛn gyal pikin ya. Ɛn dɛn bɔdi gɛt bɔku mɔsul ɛn i fayn.
  Gringeta bin lɛk fɔ mek man dɛn strok am. I bin mek i gladi bad bad wan. Ɛn in skin smol, i elastik, i tan lɛk se dɛn dɔn polish am. Dis na di gyal pikin.
  Ɛn a lɛk fɔ masaj.
  Naw i shot wan Rɔshian plen ɛn ala se:
  - A tan lɛk bea!
  Ɛn sho in tɔŋ!
  Gɛtrud faya bak ɛn chirp:
  - Wi na taygres!
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn bin de ple lɔp dɛn togɛda. Dɛn kin jɔs bi da kayn kɔl wɔriɔ dɛn de. Dɛn ful-ɔp wit gladi at ɛn triumph of will. Ɛn di skin dɔn tan lɛk brɔnz.
  Di sojaman dɛn bin ebul fɔ fɛt na Afrika ɛn na di sojaman dɛn we de waka wit fut. We na rili gud fɔ blant pipul dɛn. Ɛn dɛn bin so fayn ɛn dak.
  Gɛtrud bin siŋ se:
  - Natural blond we yu de du! Muskul bak!
  Gringueta bin kɔnfyus se:
  - A de win ɔlman!
  Sɔviɛt wɔriɔ dɛn de fɛt fɔ Vyazma, we di Nazi dɛn de rawnd am frɔm ɔlmost ɔlsay. Ɛn dɛn kin fɛt wit heroically.
  Bɔt Natasha we bin de trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, i bin de swɛt se:
  - Wi nɔ go ebul fɔ avɔyd fɔ win!
  Zoya bin giv wan turn tu. I bin lans wan grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I bin nak di fasist dɛn ɛn swɛt:
  - Tu day nɔ go ɛva de!
  Ɔgɔstin bin gi in tɔn bak. Di dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia bin tos wan grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin de chip:
  - Di fiuja sɛntiwɔd go bi wi yon!
  Svetlana bin faya bak wan bɔs. I ledɔm wan bɔnch Krauts, ɛn gurgled:
  - Wi bɔn wit di nyu sɛnti!
  Ɛn sho in tɔŋ!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn rili impɔtant. Dɛn rili fayn ɛn dɛn tan, tri blant ɛn wan rɛd ia, wit dray ɛn prominɛnt mɔsul dɛn.
  Wetin gud gyal pikin dɛn...
  Natasha bin de tink as i de shot, bikɔs di Baybul nɔto Gɔd in wɔd, dat min se di Rɔshian dɛn nid ɔda rilijɔn we pafɛkt pas ɔl. Fɔ mek wi go bifo pan spirit ɛn tru!
  Ɛn wetin go bɛtɛ pas fɔ gɛt fet pan di Ɔlmayti Famili!
  Di titi mɛmba aw na nɛt i kin rayt na in dayari wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin; Gɔd Rod na di Progenitor God, di ɔrijinal kriaytiv pawa, di krieta fɔ di yunivas, we de ausayd tɛm ɛn spɛs. Na in bɔn di wan ol Yunivasiti. Ɔltin we de na dis wɔl na in mek, i kɔmɔt frɔm am ɛn i de kɔntinyu fɔ de insay ɔltɛm. Na in na di fɔs pɔsin we nɔ gɛt ɛni rizin fɔ mek ɔltin apin. Di jɛnɛreshɔn na di pɔsin we de sho difrɛn difrɛn gɔd ɛn gret gret granpa dɛn we de sho se dɛn gɛt wanwɔd. Di ɔl-wan gɔd we nem Rod de sho insɛf pan di bɔku bɔku pawa dɛn we de na di yunivas - i na wan ɛn bɔku bɔku wan di sem tɛm. Na in na wi gret gret granpa ɛn Gɔd we de ɔp pas ɔlman. Gɔd Rod na di pɔsin bak we de mek famili tayt, nɔto jɔs jɛnɛtiks, bɔt na spiritual bak. So, Rod de wok lɛk di pɔsin we de gayd famili tayt. Gɔd Rod ripresent di wanwɔd we tu ɔpɔzit dɛn gɛt, di brayt hypostasis we na Bɛlɔbɔg. Di Ɔlmayti, we ripresent di pawa dɛm fɔ layt ɛn kriyaytiv ɛnaji, we de go insay ɛn gi layf bak to ɔltin, ɛn di dak hypostasis fɔ di Famili na Chɛnɔbɔg, di gɔd fɔ di kiŋdɔm fɔ daknɛs ɛn di pawa dɛm we de pwɛl di nature, we nɔto di pɔsin we di fɔs dɛn fɔ du bad, bɔt na akshɔn we nid fɔ klin, bifo wan nyu akt fɔ mek di wan ol wɔl.
  Natasha bin trowe wan paket we de bɔn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I bin skata di fasist dɛn ɛn kɔntinyu fɔ mɛmba wetin i bin dɔn rayt.
  Wi gret gret granpa dɛn bin de rɛspɛkt di Slavik gɔd we nem Rɔd frɔm trade trade. Bɔku pipul dɛn we bin de rayt bɔt di Baybul trade trade bin rayt bɔt di wan gɔd we di Slav dɛn bin de rɛspɛkt. So, wan man we nem Ɛlmɔld we de rayt bɔt tin dɛn we de apin na Jamani, insay in buk we nem "Slavic Chronicles" tɔk bak bɔt wetin di Slav dɛn biliv pan wan gɔd. Dat na bin di Famili we Ay Pas Ɔl, we na di pɔsin we de sɔpɔt di wan ol yunivas, ɛn ɔl di gɔd dɛn we gɛt difrɛn difrɛn tin dɛn na jɔs wan tin we Gɔd de sho pan difrɛn tin dɛn.
  Natasha bin nɔd in ed. I bin gi wan layn to di fasist dɛn. Ɛn bak, wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, i bin lans di day we go briŋ day to di Nazi dɛn.
  Aw di gɔd we nem Rɔd bin apia? Akɔdin to myuzik, Rod bin de fɔs insay di yunivasal eg - di pɔsin we di kɔsmik yunivas de. Krio yunivasal ɛgzistens gɛt tri wɔl dɛn: Prav - di wɔl fɔ layt gɔd dɛn, di ples fɔ di pikin dɛn fɔ di gɔd Rod, Yav - di wɔl we dɛn dɔn sho na di wɔl, Nav - di ɔndagrɔn kiŋdɔm fɔ daknɛs, di wɔl we wi nɔ de si fɔ spirit dɛn we nɔ gɛt bɔdi. Dɛn wɔl ya nɔ de we dɛn separet, ɔltin de insay wanwɔd, ɛn so dɛn wɔl ya de ɔlsay.
  Augustine nail di fasists... I giv wan burst ɛn twit:
  - Mek dɛn gi di Rɔshian Gɔd dɛn glori!
  Wit in briz, di gɔd Rɔd kɔl di gɔd uman we gɛt lɔv Lada - we dɛn sho na di wɔl as di mama fɔ Sva, bɔd we de flay rawnd di wɔl ɛn di mɛsenja fɔ di wil fɔ di fɔstɛm gɔd Rɔd.
  Zoya bin hit di Nazi dɛn bak ɛn siŋ se:
  - Insay di nem fɔ di Gɔd dɛn fɔ kɔmyunizim!
  In ɛlda dɛn: di gɔd uman dɛn Makosh, Dolya ɛn Nedolya na di spina dɛn fɔ fate, Dolya de mɛzhɔ pɔsin in fate na layf akɔdin to gud tin dɛn we i de du ɛn wetin i fɔ du, ɛn Nedolya akɔdin to di tin dɛn we i de du fɔ insɛf ɛn we nɔ rayt.
  Svetlana bin faya bak wan bɔs. I bin briŋ di fasist dɛn dɔŋ ɛn twit se:
  - Mek layt we go de sote go de ɔlsay na di wɔl!
  Natasha bin kɔntinyu fɔ mɛmba tin dɛn. Fɔ tɔk mɔ, wetin i rayt. Na da sem tɛm de, di titi bin nel di Kraut dɛn ɛn dɛn mɛsenja dɛn.
  I so spontan.
  Di fɔs bɔy pikin fɔ Rod, Svarog 1 , we kɔntinyu fɔ du di big akt fɔ mek di wan ol wɔl. Fɔ ɔganayz di fɔs fɔs ples, Gɔd Rod mek am, we insay in divayn fɔj dɛn mek di sistɛm fɔ di yunivas, dɛn mek di lɔ dɛn fɔ di wɔl ɔda, we de fala ɔltin de na di tri wɔl dɛn.
  Di fayn uman bin bit Ɔgɔstin bak ɛn kɔt di Nazi dɛn. Dɛn bin kɔt bɔku pan dɛn ɛn wɔp dɛn. Ɛn i bin rili ebul fɔ du am. Dis na so wan terminator gyal.
  Ɛn a bin de rayt sɔntin bak we a de yuz mi fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. She Augustina na wan rili fayn gyal ɛn i bin lɛk fɔ du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs. I bin want am mɔ ɛn mɔ. Ɛn richaj wit ɛnaji.
  Di gɔd uman dɛn we mek ɔltin, di Rozhanitsa, apat frɔm Mokosh, na dɛn bak: Lada, we na di mama fɔ ɔl di layt gɔd dɛn-Svarozhichi ɛn pipul dɛn; ɛn Lelya, we bɔn spirit dɛn we nɔ gɛt bɔdi.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin mɛmba dis ɛn di sem tɛm dɛn bin fɛt di Nazi dɛn. Dɛn bin tray fɔ ol Vyazma, usay Mɔsko de rili nia. Ɛn di payɔnia dɛn kin fɛt wit dɛn.
  Bɔy ɛn gyal pikin dɛn we wɛr rɛd tay kin shot di Nazi dɛn ɛn trowe paket dɛn we kin bɔn pan dɛn.
  Na wan tu gyal pikin dɛn de put wan bɔnch grenade insay wan katapult we dɛn mek na dɛn os. Ɛn lans am pan di fasist dɛn.
  Di bɔbɔ ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn tan, dɛn gɛt dɔti, dɛn nɔ gɛt natin, dɛn kɔba dɛn wit abrashɔn ɛn brus. Bɔt wit smayl, ɛn rɛdi fɔ fɛt wit ɛnimi we pas am. Ɛn di payɔnia dɛn nɔ go giv-ɔp. Dɛn na Stalin ɛn Lɛnin dɛn pikin dɛn. Dɛn tu igl dɛn ya we gɛt glori dɔn ɔlrɛdi day, bɔt dɛn wok de kɔntinyu fɔ de.
  We di Jamani pipul dɛn bin taya ɛn dɛn bin gɛt wan tɛm we dɛn bin de slip fɔ sɔm tɛm, Natasha bin yuz in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, bigin fɔ rayt insay in dayari se i go kɔntinyu fɔ gɛt in nyu fet. Fɔ tɔk mɔ, di fet nɔto nyu tin, bɔt bifo Kristian, na Slavik.
  Gɔd Rod na di big wan ɛn waes mentɔ fɔ di gɔd dɛm, we de du tin dɛm na di wɔl dɛm fɔ Rul, Rivɛl ɛn Navi. Ɔl in pikin dɛn, granpikin dɛn, granpikin dɛn na essentially manifestations of in divane essence, sɔm kwaliti dɛn fɔ bi. So, ɔl di gɔd dɛn we de na di Rɔshian Vedik panteɔn na difrɛn we dɛn we de sho di gɔd we nem Rɔd, bikɔs na in na ɔl wetin de. Ɔltin de insay am ɛn i nɔ go ebul fɔ separet frɔm am.
  Simbolik imej dɛn fɔ di gɔd Rod na di wɔl tik - Oak , ɛn di Belobog rune, ɛn di Alatyr ston . Ɛn insay di mɔdan amulet art, dɛn kin sho di simbul fɔ Rɔd as sta we gɛt 4 rayt , wit kɔba rawnd ɛnd dɛn pan di rayt, wan sɔl bɔd we de rɔta (klɔksayz) na wan we de sho di man ɛnaji we Rɔd we mek ɔltin gɛt, ɛn wan kɔntra- salting - uman. Di man fes fɔ di gɔd Rɔd, we de sho in aktif ɛnaji, na di gɔd Svarog, ɛn di uman fes na di gɔd uman Lada. Bɔt i impɔtant fɔ lɛ wi nɔ fɔgɛt se di gɔd we nem Rɔd insɛf de ɔp ɛni fes ɛn imej. So, i nɔ pɔsibul fɔ imajin wan imej we de sho di gɔd we nem Rɔd, bikɔs i nɔ pɔsibul fɔ si am wit di yay, pɔsin kin ɔndastand di men tin we di Yunivasal Krieta gɛt wit in at nɔmɔ.
  Natasha bin mek wan simbul wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Gɔd nɔ gɛt ɛni fɔm. Dat big big tin we nɔbɔdi nɔ mek, we nɔ gɛt biginin ɛn ɛnd, na Gɔd, we na klin Kɔnshɛns. Na dis nɔmɔ dɛn fɔ gɛt glori, rɛspɛkt, pre fɔ, bikɔs na dis nɔmɔ na di men tin fɔ ɔl wetin de.Ɔgɔstin bin rayt bak ya, yuz in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, we rili ful-ɔp, insay in dayari.
  Turn yu insay luk insay di dip pat na yu kɔnshɛns ɛn si di brayt, klin ɛsin fɔ di ɔrijinal krieshɔn - dis na di majestik kriyaytiv fɔs - di gɔd Rod.
  Di atribyut dɛm fɔ di gɔd Rod na: bɔd (dɔk ɔ gɔs), eg (as di pɔsin we de mek di kɔsmɔs), tik (Oak), Alatyr ston (simbol fɔ inviolability ɛn krieshɔn).
  Svetlana bin mek in bɔdi kɔmɔt na do wit wan strawberry nipple ɛn i bin pul in yon bak wit di ɛp we in chiseled fut dɛn bin de ɛp am.
  Prea na wan patikyula sɛt ɔf wɔd, bay we pɔsin tɔk we, pɔsin we tɔn to gɔd de ɔnɔ am ɛn briŋ glori to am. I nɔ de wɔship ɔ aks, bɔt i de sho rɛspɛkt, lɛk aw bɔy pikin to in papa. We wi pre, wi de mek spɛshal sawnd vaybreshɔn, in tune wit we wi kin bi imbued wit di pawaful divayn ɛnaji we wi de adrɛs to. Bɔt, i nɔ nid fɔ ɔnɔ Gɔd atɔl wit wɔd, i go du fɔ tɔn to di dip dip tin dɛn we yu de tink bɔt, bikɔs na de di divayn pawa de, bɔt fɔ dis yu nid fɔ ebul fɔ kɔntrol yu maynd, bikɔs dis prכsεs fכ bi kכnsεns εn kכntrol.
  Zoya, dis gyal we gɛt golden ia, bin tɔk di rayt we se:
  - Ɔltin fɔ bi pɔsin we pɔsin kin ebul fɔ manej!
  Ɛn i dɔn rayt am wit in leg we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we tan. If pɔsin nɔ ebul fɔ pre to Gɔd we nɔ gɛt fɔm, lɛ i pre fɔ fɔm - dis go mek i gɛt smɔl rizɔlt, we fɔ go nia Gɔd we nɔ gɛt maynd kɔnsɛpt bɔt in fɔm ɛn imej de mek i gɛt gladi at we nɔ gɛt ɛnd. Insay prea, di men tin we dɛn fɔ yuz na sɛns, kɔntrol yusɛf ɛn di we aw pɔsin de si di Self we ay pas ɔlman na ɔl di tin dɛn we pɔsin de du.
  Natasha, we bin de pul in rubi nipple na in ful brɔst wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, bin gri.
  Difrɛn we dɛn de fɔ pre to di gɔd dɛn. Yu kin mek yu yon prea-apil, di men tin na dat i kɔmɔt frɔm di at, wit tru tru lɔv ɛn gud intenshɔn.
  Dɛn gi di Ɔlmayti Gɔd, we na di gret gret granpa fɔ di wan ol wɔl, wit difrɛn nem dɛn. Lɛ wi rayt sɔm pan dɛn:
  1.Eternal (essentially wan we de las sote go);
  2.Ɔl-gud (we de briŋ gud to in pikin dɛn na ɔl di wɔl);
  3.Vsebog (gɔd fɔ gɔd dɛn);
  4.Di Wan we De Pantap Ɔlman (papa fɔ ɔl Gɔd dɛn);
  5.Ɔlmayti (de sɔpɔt di wan ol yunivas we i mek);
  6.Ɔl-Divayn (ɔltin we de na di Yunivas de sho bay in fes);
  7.Allfather , ɔ Progenitor (papa fɔ ɔltin);
  8.Ɔlsay (we de de pan ɔltin);
  9.Primordial (na in na di sɔs fɔ di yunivas, di biginin fɔ ɔl di biginin);
  10.Incomprehensible (na in na di wan we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ ɔndastand ɔ bay rizin ɔ filin).
  Wan we ɔ ɔda we, dɛn biliv se di strɔng sawnd vaybreshɔn dɛn kin mek mantra dɛn we dɛn kin kɔl insay di ol Vedik oli langwej we dɛn kɔl Sanskrit. Mantra (Sanskrit: काले ) - frɔm di wɔd dɛn "manas" ('maynd') ɛn "tra" ('purification').
  Ɔgɔstin bin gri se:
  - Na dat yu fɔ bi klin!
  Fɔ kɔl mantra dɛn kin mek pɔsin fil di ay ay pawa we Gɔd gɛt, bɔt fɔ dis i nid bak fɔ kɔl dɛn kɔrɛkt wan.
  Svetlana bin ala wit wayl ɛn frenzi wamat se:
  - Glori to di Rɔshian Gɔd dɛn!
  Ɛn i waka kɔmɔt wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Di yunivasal mantra we de pɔsin di Suprim Gɔd-ansesta na di mantra "OM". Wit dis mantra wi de ɔna di fɔs dɛm fɔ di yunivasal krieshɔn, wi de briŋ kɔnshɛns insay wan stet fɔ wanwɔd wit ɔl wetin de, we dɛn sho na di Yunivas bay di fɔs dɛm fɔ di krieta gɔd Rod.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn we nɔ wɛr fut bin kɔntinyu fɔ kip wan dayari ɛn rayt dɛn nyu ɛn ol fet.
  Natasha bin tray wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin;
  Di nem fɔ di gɔd Rod na di rut fɔ bɔku wɔd dɛn na di Rɔshian langwej, lɛk: MƆDALAN, nature, POROD, RODNA, RELATIVES, PARENTS, pipul dɛn. kin (frכm bכn, bכn), spring, gi bכn, εmbriyo, rilayt. FƐTILITI, JƐNƐLƆJI, HARVƐST, BƆN, BƆN, RAY (i kɔmɔt bak frɔm di wɔd "gi bɔn"), vagabond (akɔdin to Dahl in dikshɔnari - pɔsin we nɔ mɛmba kinship, pɔsin we de waka waka we de waka go fa frɔm in os, na ɔda kɔntri) , CITY (fenced settlement), OBRODE ( dɛn de yuz am naw insay wan abusive sense, bɔt fɔs dis wɔd bin min pikin, pikin, jɛnɛreshɔn), UROD (frɔm di wɔd "ugly" (di sem tin lɛk fɔ bɔn pikin), dɛn biliv bak se di wɔd bin gɛt negatif kɔnotashɔn leta, bɔt dɛn gi di ɔrijinal minin lɛk dis : dis na di wan we de "na di ROD", in ɔda wɔd, di fɔs pikin), ɛn ɔda tin dɛn Dɔn bak, ɔl di wɔd dɛn we kɔmɔt frɔm di rut " . klan", bɔt bin ɔnda transfɔmeshɔn ova tɛm ɛn in kɔnekshɔn wit di difrɛns bitwin di langwej dɛm fɔ difrɛn pipul dɛm, kin difrɛn smɔl, bikɔs ɔf di ɔltɛm we di kɔnsonant ɛn vaybul dɛn de chenj na di rut. Bay di we, insay Sanskrit di wɔd "rod-as" min "ɛvin ɛn di wɔl we gɛt wanwɔd."
  Ɔgɔstin, wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, insɛf bin rayt sɔm tin dɛn we rili gɛt sɛns na in dayari.
  Jɛnɛral wan, di wɔriɔ we gɛt rɛd ia na bin fayn pɔsin we nɔ bɔku.
  Rispɛkt to da Kɔnshɛns de, we na
  di sɔs fɔ di tɛmporal divɛlɔpmɛnt insay
  di pɔsin we no, di no ɛn di pɔsin we dɛn no, di wan
  we de wach, di wan we de wach ɛn di wan we dɛn de wach,
  Salut to da ocean of bliss, we
  na layf insay ɔl di biin, we in gladi at de kɔmɔt
  frɔm di splash dɛm fɔ dis si we nɔbɔdi nɔ ebul fɔ mɛzhɔ
  Svetlana bin skech di tɛks bak, ɛn i bin yuz in leg dɛn we rili fayn ɛn we tan, we dɛn kɔt kɔt ɛn we strɔng.
  Di blond terminator bin de in totɛl shɔk.
  Gɔd Rod, infakt, na wan wan ɔl we de shayn sote go, in layt nɔ ɛva stɔp, dis na di ɔrijinal kɔzlɛs kɔnshɛns, we nɔ gɛt ɛnd, klin ɛn we nɔ de sheb, we dɔn sho di kɔsmik spɛs wit di pɔtnɛshɛl we de insay am fɔ ɔl di kayn layf we de kam insay limited individyual kɔnshɛns, as i bin separet frɔm di sɔs, ɛn di sem tɛm, invariably abiding in it. Di prɔses fɔ mek di Yunivas de apin bay di pawa we kriyaytiv tink we de insay di kɔsmik kɔnshɛns. Dis Yunivasal pawa fɔ tink de mek ɔltin we de na di wɔl, insay difrɛn we dɛn fɔ sho. So, kכnsεns insεf de kriyεt insεf as כbjεkt fכ awareness εn bi aware in di fכm fכ wan wan sol dεm wit limited kכnsεns we de aydentify dεn sεf separet frכm wan singl כl - di sכsכs fכ bi.
  di manifested abiliti fכ difrεnt, di fכm duality fכ pεrsεpshכn de lid to di kכmכt fכ fכm dεm we nכ gεt εnd, we de apia εn disappear כltεm. Dis na aw di fayv tin dɛm na di matirial wɔl bin fɔs mek bay di Yunivasal Kɔnshɛns - dɛn, infakt, na di sid we di tik na di wɔl de gro frɔm. Ɔl dɛn ɛlimɛnt ya we de insay difrɛn kɔmbaynshɔn dɛn de mek wan difrɛn wɔl fɔm, bɔt dɛn na manifestɔshɔn fɔ di pawa we di Yunaytɛd Kɔsmik Kɔnshɛns gɛt, ɛn nɔto sɛpret manifestɔshɔn fɔ ɛgzistens. Di want fɔ no yusɛf bin briŋ di pawa we di tin dɛn we pɔsin kin tink bɔt fɔ mek tin dɛn gɛt, we mek ɔl di wɔl dɛn we nɔ gɛt ɛnd na di Yunivas, bigin fɔ du sɔntin. Dis Yunivas de insay Gɔd as in aydia.
  Yes, Svetlana bin pis ɛn i bin rili fayn.
  Ɛn Zoya, we na wan titi we nɔ wɛr fut ɛn we wɛr tin panti nɔmɔ, bin mek wan skech.
  Wit yu yon ɛn ɔrijinal tinkin dɛn. Us kayn bɔdi i gɛt? So golden
  Ɔliv, ɛn lush, lɛk mɛlɔn. Ɛn di titi sɛf kin rayt to insɛf.
  Insay di primordial causal ocean, pitch dakness, inert space, wan life-giving spak bin rayz - di gɔd Rod, di suprɛm spirit, Paramatma (Sanskrit: परमात्मा ), we gɛt insay insɛf di ɔl yunivas, we bɔn di Yunivas wit di pawa fɔ tink bɔt sɔntin. Frɔm di ol Vedik skripchɔ dɛn, di fɔs fɔstɛm kɔsmik Maynd bin rayz di intenshɔn fɔ no sawnd, ɛn i bɔn di spes, di ɛtɛ, we sawnd kin pas tru; we i bin gɛt di intenshɔn fɔ fil di tɔch, briz bin de apia; di want fɔ si bin ɛp fɔ mek faya, we na di say we layt kɔmɔt; ɛn di tin we dɛn bin want fɔ test bin mek i tan lɛk wata; di want fɔ smɛl di wɔl bin sho se i gɛt dis kwaliti. So, na frɔm want nɔmɔ, we na di men tin we dɛn bin want fɔ du, na in mek tin apin.
  Tales of aw wi wɔl kam fɔ bi
  Wetin na di fɔs tin dɛn we di gret gret granpa gɔd bin mek?
  Di San bin kɔmɔt na di Famili we de na ɛvin,
  di Prɔgitɔ ɛn di Fɔs Papa in fes.
  Di klia mun kɔmɔt na in chɛst.
  Di sta dɛn we kin kam bɔku tɛm kɔmɔt frɔm in yay dɛn we de shayn.
  Layt dawn dɛn kin kɔmɔt na in aybrɔw.
  Dak nɛt - yes frɔm in tinkin.
  Vaylent briz - frɔm di briz.
  Ren, sno, ɛn ays blɔk kin kɔmɔt frɔm in kray wata.
  Tɛnda ɛn laytin - in vɔys bin bi
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn slip fɔ fɛt bak di nɛks de.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn, we bin de ol pozishɔn na di siti we nem Vyazma, we bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ fasist dɛn rawnd am, ɛn di sem tɛm dɛn nɔ bin gɛt fut, bin rayt bɔt di ol ɛn nyu rilijɔn.
  Fɔs, di gɔd Rɔd bin de na di yunivasal eg, i bin de gro smɔl smɔl ɛn gɛt trɛnk, we di tɛm rich fɔ mek di wɔl we dɔn sho, Lɔv bɔn, di gɔd Rɔd bin ful-ɔp wit lɔv fɔ di wan ol yunivas. Di Yunivasal Pawa fɔ Lɔv bin kɔmɔt na do - tank to am, Gɔd split di kɔsmik eg, ɛn frɔm am di wata dɛn na ɛvin ɛn di skay na di wɔl, layt ɛn daknɛs, di san ɛn di mun kɔmɔt. Di fɔs divayn krieshɔn na di gɔd uman fɔ lɔv Mama Lada, na di gɔd Rod in briz bɔn am. I blo pawaful pawa insay di Svarog we de na ɛvin, we i sho wit 4 fes, so dat natin nɔ de na di Yunivas we go ayd frɔm in yay.
  Ɔgɔstin bin mek in skech bak. Yuz bak fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Di wɔl tik, we Gɔd Rod mek, na di big ɔk tik, wit in rut dɛn na di wɔl we dak, in trɔnk na di wɔl we Rivɛl, ɛn in krawn na di wɔl we layt Rul. Di gɔd in pikin we nem Rɔd Svarog rayz di ɛvin - Svarga, we mek di rod fɔ di san - di Surya we de na ɛvin - so dat in gold kɔlɔ chariɔt we de shayn go rɔsh krɔs di skay ɛn establish di chenj we de ɛn nɛt de chenj. Svarog mek Mama Wɔl, Mama Syru-Earth, di nɔs. Na di Ripaean mawnten dɛm, Svarog bin fɛn di wayt ston Alatyr we kin bɔn, i trowe am na di blu si, i fom ɛn bɔyl, ɛn sho dray land. Di snek Yusha ol am pan insɛf. Di Wɔl bɔn di gɔd uman Makosh, we de spin di trɛd dɛn fɔ layf ɛn na di uman hypostasis fɔ di kriet pawa we di gɔd Rod gɛt. In ɛlda dɛm - Dolya ɛn Nedolya - de disayd di men maylston dɛm na layf bay di tin dɛm we dɛn dɔn du. Dis na aw di fɔs tin dɛn we Gɔd mek bin apin na wi big Yunivasiti.
  Ɛn Zoya, wit di fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin fɔ in fut dɛn we dɛn kɔt kɔt, bin skech in aidia bɔt di yunivas.
  Wi nɔ fɔgɛt se dɛn bin gi am anthropomorphized imej dɛn fɔ gɔd dɛn fɔ mek i izi fɔ ɔndastand, so yu nɔ fɔ tek literally aw gɔd tan, us atribyut i gɛt, us nem i gɛt, us karakta dɛn sabi am fɔ, ɔl dɛn tin ya de, insay fakt, alɛgrɔri ɛn mɛtafɔs, bɔt natin pas dat. Ɛn di gɔd dɛn na di pawa dɛn we de na di wan ol wɔl. Gɔd Rod de sho bay difrɛn aspek dɛm fɔ in divayn ɛsin insay bɔku fes dɛm fɔ gɔd dɛm - in pikin dɛm - wan wit am ɛn we nɔ go separet frɔm am, di ɔrijinal sɔs.
  Svetlana, we insɛf bin de yuz in leg dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, tek am ɛn mek in wɔndaful stori. A bin rayt bak di tɛks we gɛt sɛns pas ɔl fɔ misɛf. Di blant bin tɔn to pɔsin we rili gladi.
  Gɔd Rod na di sɔs , di pawa fɔ mek tin dɛn fɔ tink, we di akt fɔ mek di wan ol yunivas kɔmɔt. I bin jenarayz wan primordial vaybreshɔn na di kɔsmik oshɔn ɔf ɛnaji we bin de insay pasiv inɛs. Dis vaybreshɔn bin mek di layf kɔrɛnt dɛn na di Yunivas chenj chenj. Dɛn mek dis wɔl bikɔs dɛn bin want fɔ du sɔntin, bikɔs dɛn want am, ɛn we dɛn tin ya dɔn, i nɔ go de igen. Di rizin we mek dɛn mek di wɔl go bi di rizin we mek i nɔ de igen. Bɔt natin nɔ go lɔs as dat, bikɔs, fɔ tru, natin nɔ bin apia, ɔltin dɔn de na di kɔsmik kɔnshɛns frɔm sote go.
  Natasha kɔt di layn fɔ di fasist dɛn wit wan bɔs ɛn swɛt:
  - Day to di Fuhrer!
  Ɛn i kɔntinyu fɔ rayt wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin na wan kɔmɔn notbuk.
  Di cosmogonic plot fɔ di krieshɔn fɔ di yunivas de bays pan wan analɔji wit di bɔn we mɔtalman bɔn. di kosmik eg εn di sid fכ layf insay am na di inkarnate kriyaytiv prinsipul... I klia se di prכsεs fכ layf kriεshכn כl tu na di makrokosmik lεvεl εn we i rεflek insay di maykrokosmik manifכsεshכn na essentially idεntikal.
  Ɔgɔstin bin de tɔk langwej we pɔsin kin ebul fɔ tɔk to ɛn i bin de krɔs di wan dɛn we bin de agens am. Ɛn i bin de rayt frɔm mashin gɔn dɛn. Bɔt i bin shot rili aktif wan. Ɛn i bin de rayt in sɛns wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Lɛ wi pe atɛnshɔn to dis kɔsmogonik archetype - di wɔl kɔsmik eg. Dis pikchɔ de insay di lay lay stori dɛm fɔ bɔku pipul dɛm as pat pan di diskripshɔn fɔ di krieshɔn fɔ di Yunivas. Insay di ol Vedik astronomik tritiz dɛn, dɛn tɔk bɔt di gold eg we di pɔsin we mek di Yunivas, Brahma, bin gi, ɛn dɛn gi in dimɛnshɔn dɛn (4 tawzin layt ia). Di ɔrijinal fɔm fɔ di masta fɔ di tin dɛn we Gɔd mek Prajapati na "Hiranyagarbha" ( हिरण्य ) insay Sanskrit min "golden embryo" we de na di kɔsmik wata dɛn na di yunivas, usay di Yunivas go kɔmɔt frɔm.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn rayt to dɛnsɛf ɛn shot, rili kɔrɛkt wan. Ɛn afta dat, dɛn stɔp fɔ rayt ɛn bigin fɔ trowe paket dɛn we de bɔn ɛn grenade dɛn bak wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Dɛn na gyal pikin dɛn we rili wɔndaful so dat wan kaw nɔ go ebul fɔ tinap agens dɛn.
  Wan E-100 tank bin tɔn ova insay wan bɔnch grenade. Ɛn aw di gyal pikin dɛn go laf, sho dɛn tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal.
  Ɔgɔstin, di rɛd dɛbul, tek am ɛn siŋ se:
  - Ɔltin go fayn na Rɔshia! Stalin bin day, bɔt in wok de kɔntinyu fɔ de!
  Svetlana konfam, i lans wan boomerang wit in bare fut. I kɔt sɔm Kraut dɛn ɛn swɛt:
  - Nɔbɔdi nɔ go win kɔmyunizim! Ɛn nɔbɔdi nɔ go stɔp!
  Ɛn sho in tɔŋ!
  Zoya bin opin faya kɔrɛkt wan. I bin kɔt wan duzin fasist dɛn ɛn siŋ:
  - Di Mama Land, di Komsomol, wan furious defeat de wet fɔ di Nazi dɛm!
  Natasha bin bit di Nazi dɛn ɛn swɛt se:
  - Dis na di ays duty fɔ pɔsin we lɛk in kɔntri!
  Di wɔri gyal dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt. Di Nazi dɛn, we bin dɔn rawnd Vyazma kpatakpata, bin de prɛs di gyal pikin dɛn mɔ ɛn mɔ. Ɛn di Rɛd Ami wit dɛn. Bɔt di sojaman dɛn bin trangayes fɔ fɛt dɛnsɛf ɛn trowe grenade wit dɛn fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Di fɛt bin dɔn de fɔ sɔm dez. Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn bigin fɔ rayt bak bɔt Rɔshian gɔd dɛn.
  Natasha na bin di fɔs pɔsin we drɔ wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Frɔm di lay lay stori dɛn, wi no se fɔs, na di Mama we De Ɔlsay na Daknɛs nɔmɔ bin de, ɛn insay in bɛlɛ, wan gold eg bin de, we di gɔd Rɔd kɔmɔt insay, dɔn ɔl wetin de apin bin apia na wi wɔl.
  Ɔgɔstin kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk, ɛn i yuz di skarlet nipples na in bɔdi fɔ rayt:
  Insay dis kes, dɛn kin pul sɛmantik paralel to fayn fayn stori dɛn, mɔ "Di Tale of the Ryaba Chicken." Di gold eg de sho di sayn fɔ di wan ol wɔl. Nɔbɔdi nɔ bin ebul fɔ brok di gold eg we di ɔn Ryaba bin le - nɔto di ol man ɔ di ol uman - na di maws nɔmɔ, we, we i de wag in tel, drɔp di eg, ɛn i brok. Bɔt di ɔn prɔmis fɔ le ɔda eg, nɔto gold wan, bɔt na simpul wan...
  Na ya Zoya bin de pis in masta wok wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Lɛ wi luk di analɔji dɛn. Di Milki Way, we Mokosh mek, dɛn kin kɔl am bak di "mause path". Makosh, we na di gɔd we kɔmɔt frɔm di gret gret granpa dɛn, gɛt wanwɔd wit tu fes: layt, lɛk di pawa we de gi layf we de mek tin dɛn, ɛn dak, lɛk Mara, di gɔd uman we de day ɛn pwɛl. So, Makosh de sho di wɔl frɔm insɛf ɛn absɔb am insay in bɔdi na di ɛnd pan di saykl fɔ ɛgzistens fɔ di Yunivas. Infakt, dɛn sho am na di fayn fayn stori lɛk maws we de brok eg wit in tel, we min se i de pwɛl di wan ol wɔl we di tɛm we i dɔn de dɔn. I de sho am simbolik wan insay di imej we bɔd de le eg - we de du di akt fɔ mek di yunivas. Bay di wil fɔ di divayn pawa dɛn, chenj dɛn na di tɛm dɛn kin apin na di Yunivasiti. Dɛn tɔk bɔt dis na di fayn fayn stori as akshɔn fɔ dɔn di saykl we di tin dɛn we Gɔd mek ɛn bigin nyu wan. Makosh insay di fɔm fɔ di ɔn Ryaba prɔmis fɔ le ɔda eg, we nɔto gold igen, bɔt simpul - wan ɛra de riples di nɛks wan... So, insay di fayn fayn stori wi de si di ayd minin fɔ di akt fɔ yunivasal krieshɔn, insay fakt, wan simpul diskripshɔn fɔ di men kɔsmogɔnik lay lay stori.
  Ɛn Svetlana we nɔ gɛt natin nɔ bin ebul fɔ tinap tranga wan fɔ pis bɔt di Gret Rɔshian Demiurge Gɔd dɛn.
  PS Fɔ dɔn, i nɔ go impɔtant fɔ tɔk se pipul dɛn de alayv as lɔng as in istri ɛn in yon langwej de alayv. Ivin if di say dɛn we dɛn rayt di tin dɛn we dɛn rayt bɔt di Baybul lɔs ɔ dɛn dɔn pwɛl dɛn, dɛn kin tek tɛm kip istri bay lay lay stori dɛn, fayn fayn stori dɛn, ɛn epik dɛn. Di nativ Rɔshian langwej gɛt insay ɛvri wɔd di ki dɛm fɔ di no ɛn sɛns fɔ wi Famili, dɛn kip pikchɔ dɛm we kin mek wi mɛmba bak di sikrit no bɔt wi ɔrijin. Fɔlklɔr gɛt insay ɛnkɔd fɔm di no ɛn sɛns we di gret gret granpa dɛn gɛt, di istri bɔt di nativ land frɔm trade trade, we dɛn kin pas frɔm jɛnɛreshɔn to jɛnɛreshɔn ɛn na di rial ɛritij fɔ di tɛm, we de kip di tradishɔn fɔ di gret gret granpa dɛn ɛn istri infɔmeshɔn bɔt rial tin dɛn we apin fɔ di tɛm we dɔn pas fa fawe. Di monumɛnt dɛn we gɛt valyu pas ɔl na di Rɔshian kɔlchɔ, ilɛksɛf na fayn fayn stori (FAIRY TALES - wetin dɛn bin TƆL), epik (BILINY - wetin BI) na di ɛritij fɔ wi Famili, i dɔn kam to wi insay di langwej fɔ simbul ɛn imej, wi nɔmɔ gɛt fɔ ɛksplen di tru minin kɔrɛkt wan, we ayd insay de, ɛn mek yu si di wɔl fayn.
  Afta dat ɔl di 4 gyal pikin dɛn ala wit wan wɔd se:
  Liv akɔdin to yu kɔnshɛns ɛn gri wit di tin dɛn we Gɔd mek! Fɔ bɛnifit ɔl di tin dɛn we gɛt layf!
  Neks, Natasha, we i si aw fɔrina ami dɛn de prɛs dɛn, ɛn mɔ bɔku blak pipul dɛn ɛn Arab pipul dɛn, i bin se dɛn fɔ siŋ:
  - Mek wi gyal pikin dem sing!
  Svetlana bin gri se:
  - Wan pipul dɛn siŋ!
  Ɛn ɔl di 4 wɔriman dɛn bin de siŋ wit kɔrɛkt;
  Di land na Rɔshia gɛt nem, .
  Di wɔl na kɔmyunizim de rul am...
  Di fil dɛn skata wit gold - .
  Lɛ wi go stret ɔp, nɔto dɔŋ!
  
  Wi at de bɔn fɔ di Mama Land, .
  Wi na gyal pikin - no mɔ fayn yunivas nɔ de...
  Wi go fɛt wi ɛnimi dɛn te di ɛnd, .
  Wi fet go gɛt layf bak na Rodnovery!
  
  Rus' strɔng pas ɔl di rɛd dɛn na di wɔl, .
  I de shayn lɛk di san na di yunivas...
  Yu de fɛt fɔ am ɛn nɔ fred, .
  Mek big pipul ɛn pikin dɛn gɛt glori!
  
  Rɔshia na di kɔntri we big pas ɔl, .
  We di Fatherland na Stalin de rul am...
  Dɛn bin gi dis kayn tin we go apin to di pipul dɛn na di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn, .
  Mek dɛn mek dɛn nayt ya wit stɛl!
  
  Na di Fatherland, ɛnibɔdi na hiro naw, .
  Kapabul fɔ mek di Mama Land mɔ fayn...
  Insay wi oli mama in nem, .
  Di Rɔshian say we nɔ gɛt ɛnd na Rɔshia!
  
  Wi go mek ɛnibɔdi we de rul, .
  No diktetaship nɔ go de oba di kɔntri...
  Mek bɔku bɔku kɔntri dɛn sɔbmit, .
  Ɛn di Fuhrer we gɛt ɔn!
  
  Mek di dragɔn we de vɛks bad bad wan, rul, .
  I tink se i ebul fɔ bɔn Rɔshia...
  Bɔt wan bad bad win de wet fɔ di Nazi dɛn, .
  Bikɔs di nayt, yu no, na pɔsin we gɛt pawa ɔlsay!
  
  Wi nɔ go ɛva giv-ɔp to di Kraut dɛn, .
  Di Chinese dem no go win di Russians dem tu...
  Wan sta we de shayn de shayn ɔp wi, .
  Fɔ Ista wi de peint Ista kek ɛn eg!
  
  Yu kin ajɔst bɔku tin, fɛtman dɛn, .
  I nɔ de gɛt ɛni kul...
  Papa dɛn we prawd kin prawd fɔ wi, .
  Na bikɔs wi de bil ples na ɛvin!
  
  Girls we nɔ gɛt fut kin rɔsh tru di sno, .
  Dɛn nɔ no fred ɛn kɔs...
  Mi na Komsomol memba we de rɔn barefut,
  Na bikɔs no barɛri nɔ de, ɛn no dedlayn nɔ de!
  
  So wi nɔ go ɛva giv-ɔp to di gyal pikin dɛn, .
  Wi nɔ go butu wi ed ɔnda di aks dɛn...
  We trɔbul kam na di Fatherland, .
  Mek wi tramp am wit wi bare fut!
  
  Lɔv granpa Ilyich in sista dɛn, .
  Ɛn yu de ɔnɔ Stalin lɛk Jizɔs...
  No nid fɔ kɔt fɛtman dɛn na dɛn sholda, .
  If yu jɔs nid fɔ rɔn barefut!
  
  
  Wi na gyal pikin dɛn we de na di big big grup, .
  Wi lɛk fɔ fɛt ɛn nɔ de tɔn bak...
  Pan ɔl we sɔntɛnde, pipul dɛn kin tɔk bad bad tin dɛn, .
  Viktri go bi insay Me we de shayn!
  
  Ɛn biliv mi, kɔmyunizim go kam wit drim, .
  Ɛn pawa nɔ go de fɔ mɔni na di Wɔl...
  Wi de gi fate wan rough bil, .
  Witout ɔl kayn fɛt-fɛt ɛn les!
  
  Fɔ tɔk smɔl, i nɔ go te igen wi go flay go na di sta dɛn, .
  Ɛn wi go rayz di Rɔshian flag oba di yunivas...
  Spred yu wing, rɛd chɛrɔb, .
  In di Nem fɔ di Famili - di Masta fɔ Rɔshia!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn frɔm di famɔs 4 bin kɔmɔt na Vyazma. Dɛn bin de du dis na nɛt, dɛn nɔ bin notis dɛn ɛn na dɛn bɛlɛ.
  Natasha, we bin de kray na in bɛlɛ, bin notis se:
  - Eh, yu de wɔnda if i bin fayn fɔ fɛt fɔ so lɔng ɛn afta dat yu lɔs!
  Zoya bin tɔk tranga wan se:
  - Na tru se, fɔ win de prɔmis big trɔbul! Bɔt dis na jɔs fɔ sho se wi go win tumara bambay!
  Ɔgɔstin bin tɔk wit kapchɔ se:
  - So di Russian gods nɔ de ɛp wi tumɔs! Bɔt yu rili want fɔ win ɛn rich di ay ay ples dɛn!
  Natasha bin grin se:
  - I tan lɛk se yu de rich na di skay?
  Ɔgɔstin bin de gigl ɛn wink.
  - Maybe to di skay!
  Di dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia bigin fɔ ɛksplen se:
  - Difrɛn wɔl dɛn de na di milky way. We pɔsin, ɔ fɔ se in bɔdi day, di sol kin kɔmɔt na di bɔdi. Bɔt dɛn kin kɛr am go na ɔda wɔl. Di wan we de sav Rɔshia kin bi kiŋ. Ɛnibɔdi we na bin ɛnimi fɔ Rɔshia go bi slev ɔ kripul. Ɔltin de fayn fayn wan!
  Svetlana bin ala se:
  - Glori fɔ Rɔshia!
  Natasha bin de gigl ɛn put in finga na in skarlet lip dɛn:
  - Kwayɛt! If nɔto dat, prɔblɛm dɛn kin de!
  Zoya bin twit se:
  - Warrior gyal pikin dɛn nɔ gɛt prɔblɛm! Di fasist dɛn sabi wi! Ɛn dɛn de shek shek!
  Afta dat di titi trowe wan glas wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Di fasist bin fɔdɔm wit in trot we dɛn kɔt.
  Di fayn uman we gɛt gold ia bin de swɛt:
  - Nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ kɔba wi!
  Natasha bin gri se:
  - Na tru se nɔbɔdi nɔ de!
  Ɛn sho in tɔŋ!
  Ɔgɔstin bin tɔch wan ɔda pat bak wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn swɛt:
  - Insay di nɛks sɛntiwɔd, wi go kam wit ban dɛn we dɛn nɔ ful-ɔp!
  Ɛn di Nazi bin jɔs day bikɔs glas bin bit am.
  In jɛnɛral, i kin klia wantɛm wantɛm se di gyal pikin dɛn agresiv ɛn sɛxy. Tri blant ɛn wan rɛd ia. Ɛn fɔ tru, i dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i nekɛd ɛn i wɛr bikini. Ɛn dɛn kayn fayn fayn gyal pikin dɛn de.
  Ɛn dɛn lɛk fɔ siŋ bak! Bɔt tɛm ɔ ples nɔ de yet.
  Svetlana tek am ɛn cooed:
  - Glori to Gret Rɔshia insay di wɔ wit di Wehrmacht!
  Natasha bin de gigl ɛn stɔp in tong. I bin lans wan disk bled we bin de pas na di Nazi dɛn trot. Mek dɛn blɔd ɛn trowe dɛn fut.
  Di blond terminator put am dis we:
  - Fɔ wan nyu ɔda na di wɔl!
  Zoya we gɛt gold ia bin mek i klia se:
  - Fɔ di nyu Soviet ɔda!
  Ɛn i bin de wink in padi dɛn. Laik dis en dat... Wi go win di Krauts en dem mercenaries. Ɛn lɛ di E-siris tank dɛn drɛb dɛn go.Ivin di gas tɔbayn wan dɛn na di Rɛd Ami nɔ de mek pɔsin fred.
  Ɔgɔstin tek am ɛn chip se:
  - Lɔv go kip di at!
  Svetlana ad, i finish di fasist bak wit wan trowe of in bare fut:
  - Ɛn di bɔd we gɛt lɔk go flay bak!
  Natasha bin de gigl ɛn ansa se:
  - So di Nazi dɛn nɔ go sakrifays tumɔs! A shɔ se!
  Di titi mɛmba aw di payɔnia dɛn bin fɛt di Nazi dɛn. Dɛn bin de faya rayf pan di sojaman dɛn we de waka ɛn trowe dɛnsɛf ɔnda tank dɛn. Jɛnɛral wan, dɛn bin de fɛt lɛk tru tru hiro dɛn. Ɛn dɛn lɛf bɔku bɔku bɔdi dɛn biɛn. Di Nazi dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ du ɛnitin bɔt am.
  Na wan bɔbɔ ya, wit wan bɔnch grenade, we bin stɔp di bad bad monsta E-100, we sakrifays in yon layf fɔ di bɛnifit fɔ di Soviet Mama Land.
  Ɔl wetin bin lɛf pan di pikin na in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. A fil sɔri fɔ di bɔbɔ. Natasha insɛf, pan ɔl we in bikini bin de protɛkt am, i bin gɛt wan shrapnel na in il. We nɔ kin rili fayn. Bɔt di titi bin wɛl kwik kwik wan. Ɛn ivin skata nɔ bin lɛf. Pan ɔl we fɔ tru, i nɔ bin fayn fɔ rɔn. In jenɛral, dɛn na dɛn kayn sizin bitch dɛn de. Dɛn kin fɛt na kol insay bikini ɛn nɔ de giv in! Sɔntɛm di gyal pikin dɛn na di wan dɛn we gɛt di ay standad!
  Natasha trowe di reza bled bak wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn opin di Jaman ɔfisa in trot.
  Ɛn i ala se:
  - Fɔ Rus' ɛn di USSR!
  Di wɔri pipul dɛn ɔndastand wetin dɛn prɔmis dɛn Mama Land. Ɛn aw dɛn bin fɛt fɔ Rus in.
  Zoya bin chɛk:
  - Di Rɔshian bea gɛt paw dɛn we gɛt bɔku klos!
  Ɔgɔstin bin tɔk wit bɔku pawa se:
  - Ɛn go tear ɔl di ɛnimi dɛn fɔ di Fadaland!
  Svetlana tek am ɛn ala se:
  -Dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ brok di USSR!
  Natasha bin kɔnfɔm dis bay we i trowe wan shap pat wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. I bin slap di fasist ɛn swɛt:
  - Dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ briŋ Rɔshia to in ni!
  Zoya bin faya bak. I bin knock down di Nazi ɛn twit se:
  - Na komplit aplomb go de!
  Di dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia Ɔgɔstin tek wan grenade ɛn trowe am wit in il we nɔ gɛt natin, skata di fasist dɛn, ɛn swɛt:
  - Gi mi nyu ɔda!
  Svetlana bin trowe wan pat pan wan bayonet-naif wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I bin stɔp, di tip insay di fasist in trot. I bɛn oba. Rilis wan watawɛl we gɛt blɔd.
  Di blant tɛrminatɔ bin swɛt:
  - Chenj go de fɔ di bɛtɛ! Lɛ wi trowe di fasist dɛn kɔmɔt na Mɔsko!
  Zoya bin ala na in lɔng dɛn tap se:
  - Lɔng layf Stalin! Udat day, bɔt in wok de kɔntinyu fɔ de!
  Svetlana twit, we i lans grenade wit in bare fut:
  - Stalin de liv na wi at!
  Ɛn i go laf!
  Natasha bin gi wan tɔn bak... I bin mow di fasist dɛn dɔŋ ɛn swɛt:
  - Lenin de alayv pas ɔl di wan dɛn we de alayv!
  Ɛn i bigin fɔ faya bak fɔ kil. Di fasist tank bin tɔn. Di rɔla bin flay go, ɛn i bin krɔs tri Nazi dɛn nɛk.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn de grin ɛn sho dɛn tɔng. Jɛnɛral wan, yu kin se dɛn wɔndaful, tu ɔndrɛd pasɛnt!
  Natasha tek am ɛn ala se:
  - Glori to kɔmyunizim we go de sote go!
  Zoya bin kɔnfɔm wit trɛnk se:
  - Lenin de stil de na wi at!
  Svetlana bin tɔk se:
  - Fɔ sote go ɛn sote go!
  Di wɔ bin stɔp fɔ sɔm tɛm. Di Jamani dɛn bin rawnd Leningrad, ɛn dɛn bin tek pozishɔn insay di ɔtom ia "41. Ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn tek Kalinin. Di Igul sɛf bin fɔdɔm. Bɔt Hitlɛr, fɔ sɔm rizin, bin disayd se i impɔtant fɔ go na di sawt. Ɛn di Nazi dɛn bin gɛda dɛn sojaman dɛn bak.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin rɛst smɔl ɛn ple kad.
  Dɔn Ɔgɔstin disayd fɔ kɔntinyu fɔ rayt bɔt Gɔd Rɔd.
  Speshali, se if pɔsin day, dɛn go valyu di soja wok dɛn we dɛn du insay Rɔshia in nem fɔs.
  Fɔ tru, i nɔ kin izi fɔ ɔndastand dɛn pipul dɛn de we biliv di Baybul. Yu tink se no ɛgzampul nɔ de we sho se di Ju pipul dɛn bin de du bad bad tin dɛn na di Ol Tɛstamɛnt? Pantap dat, di kruk we dɛn de du am rili et, i nɔ bɛtɛ pas aw ɛnibɔdi no.
  Wi no se dis na absurd - di Baybul na Gɔd in wɔd! Bɔt wetin mek bɔku pipul dɛn biliv?
  Maybe bikos plenti moni dem de mek from dis? Ɛni we aw i bi, Ɔgɔstin bin rayt bɔt Svarog na in dayari;
  Svarog Gɔd fɔ di Slav dɛn - Gɔd we mek ɔltin, Jɔs Jɔj (Svarog Gɔd fɔ di Faya fɔ Jɔstis). Di pawa we Svarog gɛt fɔ mek tin dɛn bin tek pat bak fɔ mek di Wɔl dɛn;dɛn kɔl am bak di Papa we de na ɛvin. Dɛn kin tek di Slavik Gɔd we nem Svarog as di "Papa fɔ di Gɔd dɛn," we na di man hypostasis fɔ di Gɔd fɔ di Rod.
  Na ya di dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia kɔrɛkt di dayari smɔl ɛn twit se:
  - Glori to di Russian demiurge gɔd dɛn!
  Insay di Slavik panteon dɛn kin tek am as di rula we pas ɔlman, we bin bi wan afta di Krieta Rod bin ritaia .
  Ɔgɔstin bin rayt wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin:
  - Oli ples nɔ de ɛva ɛmti!
  Svarog Gɔd fɔ di Slav dɛn - man fɔ Lada , Mama fɔ di Gɔd dɛn, Mama fɔ Gɔd. Dɛn pikin dɛn:
  Perun - Gɔd fɔ Tɛnda, Tɛnda;
  Lelya - Gɔd we de mek Spring;
  Alive - Gɔd fɔ Sɔm;
  Morena - Gɔd fɔ Winter;
  Lel - Gɔd we gɛt fɔs lɔv, pawa;
  Polel na di Gɔd we gɛt strɔng famili rilayshɔn ɛn machɔ lɔv.
  Natasha wink pan Ɔgɔstin ɛn chip se:
  - Aw wi Gɔd dɛn kul! Ɛn wetin mek di pipul dɛn na Rɔshia nid fet frɔm di Ju pipul dɛn?
  Di dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia bin gri se:
  - Nɔ nid nɔ de! Dat na fɔ tru!
  di gɔd dɛn we nem Semargl ɛn Stribog trade trade frɔm di spak dɛn we di Alatyr ston bin gɛt, we Gɔd Svarog bin bit wit in majik hama.
  Ɔgɔstin bin de chirp wit aplomb:
  Ɛn Stalin gɛt di wing dɛn we falkɔn gɛt, .
  Layt de gi op...
  Strayk fɔ wan stɛl hama - .
  Di dawn dɔn shayn pan wi!
  Sista Lelya, Zhiva ɛn Morena ɛvri wan de du dɛn yon wok, dɛn gɛt dɛn yon shea ɛn dɛn yon rod. Bɔt bɔku tin na di Yunivasiti de dipen pan ɛni wan pan dɛn. I nɔ pɔsibul fɔ mek spring wam kam if Lelya nɔ de, sɔm san ɛn wam we Zhiva nɔ de. Ɛn winta kol ɛn slip na Nature nɔ go ebul fɔ de if Morena nɔ de bak.
  Zoya bin jɔyn di tɔk bak ɛn sayn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  To Svarog, we na di Slav dɛn Gɔd, pipul dɛn kin sɛn dɛn prea fɔ mek dɛn gɛt gud avɛst, fɔ gɛt bɔku frut dɛn, ɛn fɔ mek dɛn gɛt gud sidling dɛn. Svarog na di Wan we mek ɔltin, so wan tɛm i bin tich pipul dɛn aw fɔ mek kɔtjɛt chiz wit sɔl milk ɔ chiz. Bifo dis tɛm, dɛn bin de tek dis kayn it as sɔntin we oli, we na rial gift frɔm di Gɔd dɛn. Di wɔd "bungle" stil de na di Slav dɛn ɛvride layf. I min fɔ mek sɔntin bay mirekul, mek sɔntin, du sɔntin we yu nɔ no. Semweso, di wɔd dɛn "harp" ɛn "kuk" de mɛmba wi bak bɔt wata ɛn faya, we wi de yuz dɛn tu tin ya fɔ kuk it. Bɔt dɛn de involv dairekt wan na di Ɛvin fɔj na Svarog - wata ɛn faya, Gɔd we mek ɔltin kɔmand dɛn.
  Di 4 gyal pikin dɛn bin de gigl. Dɛn na dɛn kayn wɔndaful wɔman dɛn de. Dɛn gɛt bɔku fayn fayn tin dɛn ɛn di gudnɛs. Ɛn di shɔl dɛn gɛt pawa, lɛk di krɔp we di maredman dɛn we gɛt blɔd blɔd kin mek.
  Ɔgɔstin bin kɔntinyu fɔ drɔ.
  Di Slavik Gɔd Svarog mek ɔltin wit in yon an, na dat mek i lɛk fɔ wok wit in an ɛn i de mek di matirial wɔl. Frɔm wetin dɛn kin tɔk, i klia se i kin gi pipul dɛn faya fɔ kuk ɛn fɔ wam insay di kol sizin. Apat frɔm dat, akɔdin to wetin di Slav dɛn we bin de trade trade bin biliv, dɛn no bak se di Gɔd we de mek Faya ɛn Jɔstis bin tich difrɛn pipul dɛn fɔ yuz ayɛn tul dɛn ɔ soja wɛpɔn dɛn. Jɔs dɛn kayn tin ya bin apin insay di Ayɔn Ij, lɛk aw sɔm lay lay stori dɛn kin tɔk. Svarog nɔ bin jɔs "trowe" di plɔgman in plɔg ɛn yok na grɔn, bɔt i bin "trowe" kayn wɛpɔn dɛn lɛk fɛt aks, sɔd ɛn tik. Afta dis, i bin izi fɔ di Slav dɛn fɔ difend di land frɔm ɛnimi dɛn. Gɔd gi pipul dɛn bak wan bol usay dɛn go ebul fɔ pripia wan oli drink insay - Surya, Suritsa (nutritiv ɔni).
  Nays, af-af nekɛd Svetlana tek am ɛn ad se:
  Dɛn no bɔku simbul ɛn amulet dɛn fɔ Gɔd Svarog:
  Konegon, 1999.
  wan sayn we dɛn kɔl "Svarog Square", "Svarog Fɔj", "Svarog Kros", "Svarog Sta",
  Svarozhich, we de na di .
  Svarga, 1999.
  Hama fɔ Svarog
  Di fayn fayn Natasha bin dɔn de ya, dis blant tɛrminatɔ bigin fɔ dɔn rayt in vishɔn.
  Di simbul fɔ Svarog na wan swastika sayn, we nɔto dɔt na di midul, bɔt na skwea-daymɔnd. Di sayn gɛt rayt angul, di ɛnd dɛn fɔ di rayt dɛn bɛn wit sɔl ɛn dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ de na di ɔda ɛnd, we nɔ gɛt ɛnitin fɔ stɔp am. If yu luk gud wan, di sayn gɛt 4 skematik figa dɛn we tan lɛk simpul plɔg. Di pawa we di sayn fɔ Svarog gɛt nɔ gɛt ɛnd, i nɔ gɛt limit, i nɔ gɛt ɛnd, i de go to ɔl di 4 say dɛn. Dis sho se Svarog stil de kriet tide. Di nem we pipul dɛn sabi na di nɔt na " Konegon " ɔ " Konegon " .
  Fɔ no mɔ bɔt wetin dis amulet de gi ɛn wetin i de protɛkt frɔm, luk di atikul we se " Svarog symbol sign: action for whom it is suitable" .
  "Sta ɔf Svarog" ("Svarog Square", "Svarog Fɔj", "Svarog Kros")
  Di dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia we nem Ɔgɔstin bin de ala se:
  - Glori fɔ wi! To di granpikin dɛn fɔ Svarog! Glori to Rɔshia ɛn di Rɔshian demiurge gɔd dɛn!
  Svetlana bin ala wit wamat se:
  - Glori to di Gɔd dɛm fɔ Rus'!
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ rayt yuz dɛn leg dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we tan.
  Di sayn we dɛn kɔl "Star of Svarog" ɔ "Square of Svarog" na ɔda sayn fɔ Gɔd we di Slav dɛn kin yuz bɔku tɛm. Sɔntɛnde dɛn kin kɔl dis simbul di "Star of Rus"", we nɔ kɔrɛkt ɔl - dis na di nem fɔ wan simbul we gɛt fɔ du wit di Gɔddes Lada. Di shep fɔ di imej na wan ɔda skwea, wan insay rɔm, we dɛn miks wit ɛlips dɛn we gɛt pɔynt ɛnd dɛn. Di simbul rili fiba di Lada Sta , bɔt i jɔs de insay wan skwea ɛn di ɛnd dɛn we de kɔmɔt na do pan di ɛlips dɛn nɔ rawnd. Di pawa we di skwea gɛt gɛt bɔku pawa fɔ mek tin dɛn ɛn trɛnk.
  Dis 4 gyal pikin dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we rili fayn ɛn we gɛt sɛxy, bin fɛt di Nazi dɛn. Jɔs lɛk ɔltɛm, dɛn bin de trowe grenade wit dɛn fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Dɛn shot stret. Dɛn bin le di Kraut dɛn dɔŋ bay di ɔndrɛd. Ɛn dɛn bin de siŋ se:
  - Di antɛm fɔ di Mama Land de siŋ na wi at,
  Nobodi nɔ de we fayn pas am na di wan ol yunivas...
  Skruz tayt, gyal trowe wan bim - .
  Day fɔ Gɔd in giv Rɔshia!
  Ɛn dɛn bin de faya rili kɔrɛkt wan...
  Bɔt di Jamani dɛn bin jɔs du rikonaysmɛnt insay pawa. Dɛn sojaman dɛn bin go na di sawt ɛn brok tru to di Donbass ɛn dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi kech Kursk. Di sojaman dɛn bin ivin fred se dɛn nɔ bin de bifo pan di fɛt.
  Insay da tɛm de, di pɔynt na dat yu kin rayt smɔl bɔt yu fav Rɔshian demiurge gɔd dɛn.
  Natasha bin tray wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin;
  di Ɔlmayti Rod Svarog fɔ pipul dɛn as pɔsin we de ɛp pipul dɛn. Di Gɔd fɔ di Jɔs Faya de briŋ to ɔl mɔtalman:
  1.Wam, layf, muvmɛnt.
  2.Leba, divɛlɔpmɛnt, no.
  3.Martial art in di fɛt agens bad tin.
  Ɔgɔstin bin de rɔb in skarlet nipple wit in an. I bin swel lɛk strawberry. Di gyal bin tray di stori bɔt di Gɔd dɛn, ɛn mɔ Svarog, wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Gɔd Svarog, apat frɔm we i bi di Suprim kriyaytiv pawa we de flɔ insay di Rivɛl Wɔl, na Wɔriɔ fɔ Layt bak. Di tɛm we di Slavik famili dɛn bin de fɛt wɔ wit fɔrina ɛnimi dɛn, dɛn bin de sho Svarog ɔltɛm as di Suprim Wɔriɔ, we bin wɛr bɔgɛn klos. Na Gɔd in an, na wan big big sɔd we dɛn mek wit damask de. Insay pis, dɛn kin sho Gɔd as Mayti Blaksmit, we de wok wit gladi at ɛn dilayjens na in fɔj.
  Svetlana bin sɔpɔt di impuls. Zoya kis di krimsin nipple na in big brɔst ɛn kɔntinyu fɔ drɔ afta di rɛd dɛbul;
  Wit in hot of di Faya of Justice, i de shawa onli di wan dem we no tek tɛm tɔch di elements, we nɔ klin na dɛn at. So, bɔku tɛm i kin tɛl pipul dɛn aw fɔ protɛkt Tru, Wil ɛn di Layt fɔ no. I mek kɔmandmɛnt dɛn ɛn gi dɛn to pipul dɛn, we di Slav dɛn we sabi bɔt tin dɛn stil no. Di faya fɔ no ɛn kriyaytiv divɛlɔpmɛnt pɔtnɛshɛl na:
  wam;
  layf;
  besis insay di Yunivasiti.
  Zoya bin de pis bak, i bin de yuz in leg dɛn we rili sɛxy ɛn shek in ful, tan bɔdi. I rili lɛk am.
  Svarog de du in wok wit in an dɛn we gɛt sɛns. Fɔ di Slav dɛn, Gɔd insɛf de sho se i de wok tranga wan, i de wok tranga wan, i de gi in layf to Gɔd, ɛn i de gɛt gud frut frɔm di tray we dɛn de tray.
  Bɔd: Alkɔnost . Frɔm wetin dɛn kin tɔk, dis bɔd, we na di Mɛsenja fɔ di Gɔd dɛn, bin de kɛr di kɔmand dɛn we Svarog bin gi to di Gɔd dɛn ɛn pipul dɛn.
  Animal: faya boar , we insay in klos Gɔd Svarog bin de apia sɔntɛnde na di Manifest World.
  Simbol: hama. Akɔdin to lay lay stori dɛn, we Gɔd Svarog bin nak di Alatyr ston wit hama, Gɔd dɛn bɔn frɔm di spak dɛn. Ɛn if spak hit pɔsin, di gift fɔ mek tin dɛn kin bɔn na da pɔsin de in chɛst - na dat dɛn kin se: "di spak fɔ Gɔd."
  Rikwaymɛnt (ɔfrin): faya.
  Na ya Natasha kis di faya-faya Ɔgɔstin na in mɔsul dɛn shɔl ɛn kɔntinyu fɔ rayt wit di ɛp we in fut finga dɛn we bin tayt bin ɛp am.
  Svarog de gi protɛkshɔn to di wan dɛn we de sho dɛn kwaliti dɛn we fiba Am. God Svarog na laconic, wok tranga wan, fair. If yu gɛt di kwaliti dɛn we da kayn Gɔd de gɛt, ɛn in spak dɛn dɔn sink insay yu sol, dat min se yusɛf tan lɛk am. Bɔku tɛm, pipul dɛn lɛk yu:
  nɔ de tɔk;
  we de wok tranga wan;
  lɔv spɛshal ɛn kɔrɛkt;
  gud;
  tru;
  ebul fɔ du;
  we de wok tranga wan;
  lɛk fɔ kip pɔsin in prayvet pat.
  Svetlana bin kɔntinyu fɔ rayt wit bɔku bɔku zil.
  Yu na man we de du wetin yu se: "Sayd ɛn du!" Ɔltin shɔt ɛn klia. Dɛn fɔ sheb ɔl di wok dɛn we dɛn fɔ du klia wan, ɛn ɛni wok we dɛn fɔ du fɔ dɔn. Wi kin tɔk dɛn wɔd ya bak bɔt yu:
  Yu gɛt strɔng-wil, pɔsin we ebul fɔ bia, pɔsin we sabi ɔltin we fayn ɛn we pɔsin kin du, pɔsin we de gɛt tru tru gladi at frɔm wok, we nɔ de chenj ɛn we nɔ de mek traŋa, we nɔ de tink bɔt sɔntin, we gɛt sɛns, we de du tin tret - yu no aw fɔ sheb to di wan dɛn we rayt ɛn di wan dɛn we nɔ rayt.
  Mɔ ditel dɛn na di atikul Svarog - Patron Gɔd
  Udat na di Slavik Patron Gɔd dɛn?
  Na ya Ɔgɔstin bin dɔn wit big big aplomb ɛn fervour, yuz in rili strɔng ɛn sɛxy leg dɛn. We bin lɛk fɔ waka na di say dɛn we sno de rɔn ɛn krɔs di hot dɛzat.
  Aw i bin de skrib.
  Di rizin we mek Reza Svarog apia na di sɛnɛriɔ na bikɔs naw i impɔtant fɔ mek di Kwɛstyɔn sho in had wok, kriaytiv ɛn rispɔnsibiliti fɔ in afɛkt. I nid fɔ abop pan had wok, kɔnstans, rilaybiliti, rispɔnsibiliti ɛn prɛktikal. I impɔtant fɔ dɔn wetin yu bigin, fɔ kam dɔn yu wok, ɛn nɔ giv ɔp af-af. Di pɔsin we de aks kwɛstyɔn kin gɛt bɛnifit frɔm in wok naw. I gɛt di pawa ɛn di kriaytiv fɔ mek i dɔn fayn fayn wan! Di kam we Reza Svarog kam na di sɛnɛriɔ sho se wi nɔ go ebul fɔ rilaks naw, bɔt wi fɔ gɛt maynd fɔ du biznɛs.
  Di wɔriɔ dɛn bin stil de ol ɔp na Kaliningrad we dɛn bin dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn kech. Dɛn bin fɛt tranga wan ɛn sho di heroism we di Valkyries dɛn gɛt.
  Ɛn di wɔriɔs dɛnsɛf na so lɛvul dat yu nɔ go bost wit dɛn. Dɛn de hack ɛn shot desperately.
  Ɛn di sem tɛm, we dɛn de fɛt, dɛn kin yuz dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin fɔ rayt.
  Natasha bin drɔ:
  Ritual fɔ fulfil di aspireshɔn dɛn:
  Sɔm aspireshɔn nɔ go fulfil tumara, ɛn dɛn nɔ go ebul - dɛn nid mɔ tɛm. Fɔ ɛgzampul, wan kɔnspɛkt fɔ gɛt wan jenaros avɛst gɛt in yon dedlayn ɛn tɛm - ilɛk aw yu aks, di apul dɛn nɔ go rayp bifo tɛm. Ɔ wan kes we wɛlbɔdi dɔn rili bad - pan ɔl we di rilif afta di kɔnspɛkt, di las wɛlbɔdi kin kam afta sɔm dez ɔ ivin wik. Ɛn bak dɛn bin mek kɔnspɛkt fɔ mek dɛn go briŋ bak wan pɔsin we dɛn lɛk we bin dɔn go na di poutine (wan big rɔn fɔ fish na di riva). Pipul dɛn bin ɔndastand se te dɛn gɛda ful lod fɔ kech, pɔsin nɔ go go bak na os.
  Ɔgɔstin bin gi wan bɔrst ɛn mow dɔŋ di layn fɔ di fasist dɛn. Ɛn i bin de drɔ bak wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, we lɔng, we nɔ gɛt wan bɔt ɛn we gɛt fayn fayn finga dɛn;
  Semweso, fɔ jɔj di rayt we i nid tɛm. So, di Slav dɛn bin biliv se we yu tɔn to Svarog - di Fay Jɔj, yu fɔ wet fɔ sɔm tɛm. Bifo dɛn aks ɔ kɔl Gɔd, di pipul dɛn go tink tu tɛm, luk, sɔntɛm opshɔn de ɛn sɔlv ɔltin fɔ dɛnsɛf, ɛn wok tranga wan fɔ gɛt wetin dɛn want.
  Na ya Svetlana, we bin de faya ɛn trowe grenade wit in bare, rawnd il, bin de kɔl wittily:
  Di Slav dɛn bin tɔn to Svarog insay kes dɛn we:
  1.Big big lɛsin dɛn, dɛn bin gɛt fɔ pul di damej.
  2.Di man bin nid fɔ gɛt mɔ maynd.
  3.We pɔsin nɔ gɛt trɛnk, ilɛksɛf na in bɔdi ɔ in maynd.
  4.I rili impɔtant fɔ mek di padi biznɛs bitwin di man ɛn in wɛf bɛtɛ.
  Di Rayt Kɔt na Svarog ebul fɔ bɔn na di fɔj na di Ɛvin Fɔj ɔltin we bad, bad, kɔrɔpt, blak, ɛn we nɔ rayt. So, i nid fɔ kɔl Svarog, di Gɔd we strikt bɔt we gɛt fri-an, we i at mɔ fɔ ɛkspiriɛns sɔntin na layf.
  Ɛn di 4 gyal pikin dɛn ala wit wanwɔd se:
  - Glori fɔ Svarog! Ɛn to di Rɔshian demiurge gɔd dɛn!
  Afta dat, di Ɔgɔstin we bin gɛt faya bin rayt wan tin we rili gɛt sɛns. Na tru se, yuz bak di bare fut finga dɛn fɔ rili chisel ɛn grasful, strɔng, mɔsul leg dɛn.
  Bikɔs dɛn bin sabi fɔ tay knot ɛn rid di stori, dɛn bin ebul fɔ tɔn to di Gɔd dɛn. So, nauz ɛn kɔnspɛkt we dɛn adrɛs to Svarog bin mek am pɔsibul:
  pul di bad we aw pipul dɛn de tɔk bad bɔt am;
  pul bad tin dɛn we pɔsin kin tink bɔt;
  klin di ples we de rawnd, bɔdi, sol;
  mek wan strɔng famili ɔ mek padi biznɛs strɔng;
  ɛp pɔsin fɔ tyu in to fayn tin dɛn we i de tink bɔt.
  Svetlana insɛf, we bin de fala am, we bin de kɔt di Nazi dɛn lɛk se dɛn de na oblique rank, i bin de chirp:
  - Di big big tin we Rɔshia gɛt de na di Rɔshian demiurge gɔd dɛn!
  Afta dat, i skrach insɛf wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin:
  Tri men sayɛns dɛn de we dɛn bin du wit di kɔl we Gɔd Svarog kɔl:
  
  1.Nauz "Away wit pwɛl at . "
  2.Nauz "Kɔnspɛkt fɔ mek dɛn jɔj am" .
  3.Sayns "Fɔ fɛn patna" .
  Dɔn di fayn fayn ɔni blant gyal we nem Zoya sɛf tray in yon wit wan fayn fayn waka.
  Insay di sɛkshɔn "Slavic Rezes of the Family" : no bɔt aw, usay ɛn wetin mek Gɔd Svarog de insay di nɔtan majik tradishɔn, voloshb ɛn fɔchɔ tɛlin.
  Afta dat di gyal pikin dɛn go bit di Nazi dɛn wit ɔl dɛn mashin gɔn dɛn. Ɛn dɛn go tek am ɛn lanch grenade dɛn we de kil wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin. So dɛn bin knock di Nazi dɛn. Dɛn bin kɔt ɔl di fasist dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin kɔt bɔku bɔku bɔdi dɛn. Ɛn di fayn fayn tin dɛn we Kalinin gɛt nɔ go giv-ɔp. Di fɛt de strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ!
  Ɛn pan ɔl we dɛn bin de shot am ɛn blɔd bin de rɔn, Natasha bin ebul fɔ rayt wit in smɔl leg we nɔ ebul fɔ du natin:
  Insay di nɔt tradishɔn we di Slavik pipul dɛn bin gɛt, dɛn nɔ no ɔlide dɛn we dɛn kin gi spɛshal to Gɔd Svarog. Dɛn kin ɔnɔ am na ɔlide dɛn wit di ɔda Gɔd dɛn. Afta ɔl, Na In na di gɔd we pas ɔlman fɔ di Slav dɛn, we de insay ɛnitin we de apin. Bɔt, insay di kɔstɔm fɔ di Rodnovers tide, dɛn de gi Novɛmba 14 to Svarog . Na dis tɛm dɛn lɛk fɔ layt faya ɛn was dɛnsɛf wit klin wata - dɛn bin de rɛspɛkt dɛn tu tin ya fɔ ɔnɔ Gɔd. Dɛn kin gi glori fɔ ɔnɔ am, dɛn kin mɛmba in gloriful soja wok dɛn ɛn di kɔmandmɛnt dɛn.
  Afta dat di gyal pikin dɛn bigin fɔ faya mɔ kɔrɛkt wan ɛn kɔrɛkt wan. Ɛn di fasist atak nɔ bin fayn.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin go bifo fɔ go na Voronezh. Dɛn bin tray fɔ go biɛn di Soviet sojaman dɛn we bin de fɛt na Yukren. Di Nazi dɛn bin yuz dɛn pawaful tank dɛn ɛn brok dip dip wan.
  Dɛn bin kech Olga Gromyko. Wan man we bin de fɛt wɔ na Kɔmsomol bin sɔprayz we wan blast wef bin kam ɛn di Nazi dɛn bin tay am.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin lɔk di titi na di bɛsin. Dɛn pul mi klos klos klos ɛn put mi fut we nɔ gɛt natin na stok. So Ɔlga bin gɛt fɔ ledɔm wit in bak we nɔ gɛt natin na di rɔk dɛn ɛn lisin to di swɛt we rat dɛn de swɛt. Na di ɛnd ɔf Ɔgɔst, ɛn we yu wɛr panti nɔmɔ, i kin kol na nɛt.
  Dɛn nɔ bin de rɔsh fɔ kɛr Ɔlga fɔ mek dɛn aks dɛn kwɛstyɔn dɛn. Dɛn bin jɔs kip am in wan na di bɛsin, dɛn bin de tay am wit shak, ɛn dɛn nɔ bin de gi am tin fɔ it. Dɛn bin jɔs gi wi wata, ɛn ivin sɔl wata. Wi bin de de fɔ wan wik.
  Afta dat di Nazi dɛn bɔs insay di sɛl ɛn drɛg di tin we tan lɛk Komsomol mɛmba fɔ mek dɛn aks am kwɛstyɔn.
  Fɔs dɛn bit mi wit wip. Dɛn bin blo pas tu ɔndrɛd pipul dɛn. Dɔn, dɛn smɛl ɔyl na dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn briŋ di brazia to dɛn. Olga bin tray nɔ fɔ kray, bɔt di pen we i bin de fil nɔ bin ebul fɔ bia. Bɔt di titi stil ol am ɛn bit in lip te i blɔd. In bɛlɛ we bin dɔn sink bin sink kpatakpata bikɔs ɔf di tɛnsiɔn, ɛn in an dɛn we dɛn bin tay wit shakul bin de shek shek.
  Dɛn bin frɛsh in fut, dɔn dɛn bin de mek i sɔfa bak. Dɛn skru di waya dɛn to Venus in grot ɛn in tong, skarlet nipples. Dɛn pas wan kɔrɛnt wit dischaj. Layt dɛn bin pas na di titi in bɔdi. Ɛn dɛn rili chɛr in bɔdi. Di mɔsul dɛn bin de trɛtin fɔ bɔs.
  Ɔlga nɔ bin no natin bɔku tɛm. Dɛn bin put ays wata pan am. Dɛn mek a gɛt sɛns ɛn mek a sɔfa bak.
  Dɔn di titi kam fɔ no se i de na di bɛsin. Ɛn i bin de friz, wudlays ɛn spayda dɛn, ɛn difrɛn kayn bitel dɛn bin de kray oba in bɔdi. Rat dɛn bin rɔn pas. Dɛn bin mek di titi sɔfa bad bad wan fɔ tu wiks. Dɔn di Nazi dɛn kɛr am nekɛd fɔ mek dɛn kil am.
  Bɔt instead fɔ yuz banal gallows, dɛn tek am ɛn bil faya. Ɛn rayt pan di faya dɛn tek ɛn rili sloslo dɛn bigin fɔ bɔn di titi.
  Di pipul dɛn si se di titi dɔn taya we dɛn de mek i sɔfa, i kɔba am wit abrasion, brus, bit am ɛn bɔn am.
  Bɔt i nɔ bin jɔs gɛt maynd fɔ nɔ ala bikɔs di faya bin de fil pen we i nɔ ebul fɔ bia, bɔt i bin ivin gɛt maynd fɔ siŋ;
  Di land of advais - yu no fit fain enitin beta,
  Naf it de fɔ ɔlman, na inof wok de fɔ ɔlman!
  Pan ɔl we wi ɔl nɔ pas twɛnti, .
  Bɔt wi ɔndastand bɔku prɔblɛm dɛn!
    
  Fɔ bi payɔnia nɔ kin izi, .
  Yu fɔ gɛt maynd, yu kray!
  Shot kɔrɛkt wan na di target, to ɛl wit milk, .
  Big big blɛsin de wet fɔ mistek!
    
  We fasist, we de swing aks, .
  I kam fɔ pwɛl mi Rɔshia!
  I want fɔ tek pipul dɛn wit gudnɛs, .
  So dat kray wata wata di Rɔshian land!
    
  Dɔn di yɔŋ sojaman tek di sling wantɛm wantɛm, .
  I ɔndastand se Hitler na bastard!
  Ɛn pan ɔl we bɔku fasist dɛn de lɛk shaft, .
  Wi go kil dɛn, mek Gɔd ɛp wi!
    
  Di bɔbɔ nid fɔ gɛt mashin gɔn, .
  Yu go tek am kɔmɔt na yu ɛnimi!
  Naw lɛ wi tɔn wata we de fɔdɔm insay day, .
  Ɔl wetin go lɛf frɔm di reptayl dɛn na di pawa!
    
  Ɛn fɔ mi di big big Stalin na Gɔd, .
  I bin gi op fɔ se i nɔ go day!
  Wi Lenin bin gi in nem, .
  Na tru se da siti de biliv se sol dɛn kin ebul fɔ bia!
    
  Fɔ bi payɔnia min fɔ liv, .
  Shoot di fasist dɛn kɔrɛkt wan frɔm wan ambush!
  Ɛn nɔ brok di trɛd fɔ fate-Pallada, .
  At least di boi dem gladi fo ebul du dis fo fait!
    
  I nɔ go bi sɔntin we wi lɛk, .
  Kɔmfɔt, pis ɛn drim te to lanch!
  Ɛn di wok we bi mi kɔl, .
  Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ trowe yu wok pan yu neba!
    
  Wɔ ɛn prodakshɔn na ɔltin
  Lɛ wi jɔyn Stalinade fɔ mek wi gɛt wanwɔd!
  Ɛn so dat layf we go satisfay go bigin, .
  Wi fɔ fɛt wit maynd fɔ wi Mama Land!
    
  Nɔbɔdi nɔ go fos wi fɔ betray Rus in,
  Nɔ torchɔ, nɔ prɔmis fɔ kapital!
  Mi kɔntri tan lɛk mama we gɛt lɔv to mi, .
  Pan ɔl we di bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn bin de mek i sɔfa bad bad wan!
    
  Naw di bɔbɔ gɛt mashin gɔn na in an, .
  I shot am rayt na in fɔɛd!
  Fɔ ansa dis, di ɛnimi kin tɔk dɔti dɔti tin dɛn, .
  Ɛn fɔdɔm na grɔn lɛk bins!
    
  Viktri dɔn nia, dɛn go bit fasist, .
  Nɔ ebul fɔ win wetin de pwɛl!
  Wan gladi ɔlide go kam - kɔmyunizim, .
  Wi go bɛtɛ pas di paradays we de na di Baybul!-
  Ɛn na di las wɔd dɛn di titi swɛla... Ɛn i lɔs kɔnshɛns frɔm di smok ɛn penful shɔk.
  Dɛn bin de mek di bɔbɔ we nem Kolya sɔfa bak. Di Nazi dɛn bin nel di payɔnia we ol twɛlv ia pan wan swastika. Dɛn nel di bɔbɔ in an ɛn in fut. Afta dat, di pɔsin we dɛn kil bin bɔn di nekɛd bɔdi wit ɔt ayɛn te di payɔnia day bikɔs i bin shɔk we i bin de fil pen.
  Afta i day, dɛn bin gi di bɔbɔ it to dɔg dɛn we bin de it pipul dɛn we angri. Di Nazi dɛn bin fɔs bit ɔda bɔbɔ wit ɔt waya ɛn afta dat dɛn bin sɔlv am layf layf wan insay asid.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin mek di payɔnia we nem Dima sɔfa di we we bin rili sofistikieted. Dɛn bin smɛl di bɔdi wit srɔp ɛn fri wayl bi dɛn. Dɔn dɛn put am pan ant hip. We kin rili mek pɔsin fil pen. Na da sem tɛm de, di Nazi dɛn nɔ bin aks ɛni kwɛstyɔn, dɛn bin jɔs de mek di pikin sɔfa. Te insɛf day.
  Dɛn bin drɛb di gyal Marinka barefut krɔs ɔt kol. Dɔn dɛn tek am ɛn put petrol pan am. Dɛn bɔn am layf layf wan ɛn krɔs in bon dɛn yuz wan tank we dɛn kɔl Leopard-2.
  Di nyu motoka we gɛt 128 mm kanɔn, i bin gɛt pawaful gas tɔbayn injin, ɛn i bin ebul fɔ drayv fast fast.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin ɛng tu ɔda payɔnia dɛn ɔpsayd ɛn tay wet na dɛn an. Fɔ mek di bɔbɔ dɛn hang ɛn day. Ɛn i go mek pɔsin fil pen ɛn i go mek i fil pen as i pɔsibul. Ɛn di bɔbɔ dɛn bin de hang de fɔ sɔm awa. Ɛn afta dat, dɛn bin de kɔt dɛn wit waya waya.
  Sɛptɛmba kam ɛn di ren bigin fɔ kam. I stil wam. Di gyal pikin dɛn bin splash na di strim dɛn ɛn fɛt wit di Nazi dɛn.
  Di lokal fɛt dɛn bin apin na Kalinin. Na lɛk tɛn pasɛnt pan di siti bin stil de ɔnda di Rɛd Ami kɔntrol.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin tray fɔ pul di Rɔshian dɛn kɔmɔt. Wi bin tray fɔ bɔm ɛn shel. Na di sawt, di fɛt fɔ Voronezh bin de drɛg.
  Girls bin de fɛt de bak. Speshali, di fayn fayn Ana ɛn Alis. Dɛn tu gyal pikin dɛn ya bin de faya rayf ɛn siŋ.
  Ana faya, nak di Jamani ɛn chirp:
  - Insay di nem fɔ di Oli Mama Land!
  Alis bin twit se:
  - Yu na jɔs wan blu Hitler!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin fɛt, lɛk aw dɛn se di wan dɛn we de fɛt wɔ, dɛn bin wɛr blak, tin panti nɔmɔ ɛn dɛn nɔ bin wɛr fut. Dis bin mek dɛn ebul fɔ hit ɔltɛm ɛn nɔ mis.
  Dɛn na wɔman dɛn we nɔ go ɛva butu dɛn ed, fol dɛn wing ɔ kray insay wan shɔɛl.
  Ana kɔt di Fritz ɛn chirp:
  - Lenin na yɔŋ pɔsin!
  Alis bin kɔt di fasist. I trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn swɛt:
  - Ɛn di wan dɛn we kɔl pas ɔl!
  Dɛn tu gyal pikin ya kin kɔba, dɛn strɔng, ɛn dɛn blant. Wit kɔrej ɛn fayn fayn fes dɛn. Ɛn fɔ tru, dɛn lɛk man dɛn. Pan ɔl we, i tan lɛk se, aw yu go lɛk dis kayn freak lɛk man?
  Bɔt di gyal pikin dɛn stil de chaj.
  Ana shot ɛn tɔk wit drim se:
  - I sɔri fɔ no se dɛn pul di kiŋ kɔmɔt!
  Alis bin nak di fasist ɛn aks se:
  - Wetin mek i sɔri?
  Ana bin faya bak ɛn ɛksplen se:
  - Dɔn dɛn fɔ dɔn dɔn ɔf Jamani, ɛn Hitlɛr nɔ bin fɔ dɔn gɛt maynd fɔ miks!
  Alis bin mek di Fritz sɔprayz ɛn i bin de swɛt:
  - Yes, maybe, bɔt...
  Di titi shot wan ɔda blak wɔriɔ we kɔmɔt na di Afrikan divishɔn dɛn na di Wehrmacht ɛn i bin tɔk se:
  - I kin bi se i wɔs pas dat! If Hitler bin fɔ dɔn go agens di Tsarist Rɔshia.
  Ana bin de wispa ɛn grɔmbul:
  - A biliv se wi go win!
  Bɔt di gyal pikin dɛn nɔ bin rili shɔ yet. Di fasist dɛn tu strɔng. Aw fɔ stɔp dɛn?
  Di ɛnimi de rili trowe bɔdi dɛn pan yu. Bɔt i gɛt bɔku pipul dɛn we i nid. Arab ɛn Afrikan dɛn ɔl tu. Tray fɔ bia wit dis kayn bad tin. Bɔt di wɔriɔ dɛn biliv se i nɔ go te igen di Wehrmacht go taya.
  Alis faya, nak di fasist ɛn swɛt:
  - In eni kes, wi no go giv op wan inch of land!
  Ana bin gri wit dis:
  - Wi go day, bɔt wi nɔ go giv ɔp!
  Ɛn bak i bin bit di fasist dɛn. I bin fɛt wit maynd ɛn wit frenzi wamat.
  Alis bin de kray ɛn swɛt:
  - Kɔmyunizim go liv sote go!
  Ɛn i trowe di gift fɔ day wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin!
  Ana bin deftly kech di fasist ɛn gurgled:
  - Wi go dominate evritin!
  En im go fuk yu bak. Ɛn in fut we nɔ gɛt natin kin ebul fɔ sɛn grenade. Aw fɔ mek fasist dɛn go na di very tonsils. Ɛn dɛn, di Nazi dɛn, bin gɛt bɔku difrɛn kɔfin dɛn ɛn day.
  Alis, wit in tit dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, tek ɛn lans wan ɔda lɛmon. I skata di fasist dɛn ɛn swɛt:
  - Fridɔm ɔ day!
  Ana bin de gigl ɛn panch, kɔt di Nazi dɛn ɛn swɛt:
  - Wi go bi di fɔs wan pan ɔltin!
  Ɛn bak, finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin kin trowe wan grenade we de kil pɔsin.
  Alis faya pan di ɛnimi. I de nak di fasist dɛn ɛn twit, sho in tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal:
  - Mi na gyal we, fɔ tɔk tru, na supa!
  Ɛn wan tɛm bak, wan grenade we pɔsin we nɔ gɛt natin fɔ trowe, de flay.
  Ana bin shot di Nazi dɛn wit wan kɔrɛkt shot. Ɛn i lans di grenade bak. Yuz bak finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Dis na gyal pikin, na gyal pikin fɔ ɔl gyal pikin dɛn.
  Simply supa ɛn haypa!
  Di wɔriɔ dɛn we de ya de shayn wit fayn fayn tin dɛn. Alis bin mɛmba aw tri yɔŋ man dɛn bin de grop in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I so kul. Siks an dɛn we kin wok fayn kin strok yu fut, yu shin, yu ni, ɛn yu anklɛ. Ɛn afta dat, dɛn kin go ɔp mɔ ɛn mɔ. To girlish thighs ɛn thighs. Na tru se i kin fayn. Fɔ tru, di titi na pɔsin we de vɛks.
  Alis shot di Nazi dɛn ɛn swɛt se:
  -Mek di trɛnk fɔ spirit de wit wi!
  Ɛn wit in il we nɔ gɛt natin, i gi di lɛmon fɔ day.
  Ana tu bin fuk op. I bin nak di ɛnimi kɔrɛkt wan. Ɛn i bin de swɛt wit zil:
  - Insay di nem fɔ Rɔshia ɛn di Slavik brɔda dɛn!
  Ɛn bak di gift we dɛn trowe wit fut we nɔ gɛt natin de flay, ɛn i de krɔs di fasist dɛn.
  Alis bin nak di Jaman ami kɔlɔnɛl kɔrɛkt wan ɛn ala se:
  - Mi at de at fɔ di Fadaland!
  Ɛn i sho in tɔŋ. Ɛn bak di leg we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we dɛn kɔt kɔt de wok.
  Di titi mɛmba aw i bin de rɔn barefut tru di sno fɔ kɛr lɛta go na di ɛdkwata. Di titi rɔn lɛk twɛnti kilomita so along di wayt, prik, ɛn bɔn krɔst. I gud se in fut nɔ bin so tan, i bin de barefut ɔltɛm frɔm frɔst to frɔst. If nɔto dat, a fɔ dɔn kɔntinyu fɔ bi disabled.
  Bɔt i bin stil sɛn di lɛta, wit wan impɔtant font.
  Ɛn aw di sno de bɔn yu il. Dɛn so skarlet, dɛn gɛt kɔl, ɛn dɛn skrach. Dɔn Alis rɔn go ɛn kam bak wit in fut. Dɛn bin se i fɔ wɛr filt but, bɔt di titi bin se i sabi du mɔ da we de. Ɛn in jɔnal i mɛmba Gɛda frɔm di Sno Kwin. So da gyal de tɔn to pɔsin we nɔ gɛt maynd atɔl afta ɔl. I aks fɔ wan sus fɔ luk fɔ in brɔda we nem Kai. Bɔt Alis bin trangayes fɔ tɔk se i go wok. I nɔ bin ɛva sik, kɔf ɔ gɛt nos we de rɔn. Ɛn if na so i bi, natin nɔ go apin to am insay wan awa we i dɔn rɔn. Jɛnɛral wan, yu kin waka barefut ɔlsay na di ia.
  Fɔ tɔk smɔl, frɔm da tɛm de, Alis dɔn lɛf in sus kpatakpata ɛn i nɔ ɛva sniz.
  Na di sem tin kin apin to Ana.
  Ɛn naw di gyal pikin dɛn de fɛt, dɛn de wɛr panti nɔmɔ, pan ɔl we na ɔtom, ɛn i dɔn notis se i dɔn kol. Ɛn dɛn kin win bay we dɛn kil di fasist dɛn.
  Afta we dɛn dɔn pwɛl Kalinin kpatakpata, di Rɛd Ami bin lɛf am.
  Natasha ɛn in tim bin bost smɔl. Dɛn bin kɛr di gyal pikin dɛn along wan brok brok relwe fɔ go na Voronezh, we bin bi sɔntin lɛk Stalingrad insay 1942. Bɔt dis na di ia wan tawzin nayn ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti-fo.
  Insay di tren, di gyal pikin dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ rayt bɔt di gɔd dɛn na Rɔshia. Dis na tɔpik we intrestin.
  Natasha tek wan pen wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn rayt se:
  Slavik Gɔd we nem Lada (Gɔd Lado, Ladushka, Rozhanitsa) - Gɔd we gɛt lɔv ɛn biuti bitwin di Slav dɛn. Dɛn rɛspɛkt am as di Patronɛs fɔ famili tayt, dɛn trɛnk ɛn di kɔnsɛntmɛnt fɔ di man ɔ wɛf, ɛn di pɔsin we de protɛkt pikin dɛn. Lada na wan Slavik Gɔd uman, di Mama we de na ɛvin we bɔn di gɔd dɛn, di Mama fɔ Gɔd.
  Ɔgɔstin tek am ɛn kɔntinyu fɔ rayt bak. Na tru se in leg dɛn de insay akshɔn lɛk ɔltɛm.
  Bɔku bɔku lay lay stori ɛn lay lay stori dɛn de bɔt di Gɔd we mek ɔltin - bɔku pan dɛn de, ɛn dɛn ɔl rili dia to di pipul dɛn sol ɛn at! Wi go tɛl una jɔs wan shɔt stori bɔt aw I tɔn to di Bɔd Swa fɔ mek i go fɛn in bɔy pikin Perun , we di Skipa-Snek kidnap :
  Sɔm kayn we i apin se wan de di Wɔl we dɛn Rivɛl shek: di ay ay mawnten dɛn shek, di fayn fayn wɔl shek, ɔl di gras ledɔm na grɔn, di wef dɛn we de sidɔm rayz ɔp, pawaful tɛnda bin de ala, laytin bin de flash na di klawd dɛn we bin de mek pipul dɛn fred. I bin rivyu to Miram se di divayn bɔy pikin bɔn to Lada di Fɔs Mama - Perun Gromovnik, gifted wit trɛnk! As I ala so, di si dɛn splash, i stamp in fut ɛn di rɔk dɛn bigin fɔ krɔs, in yay dɛn de shayn ɛn layt dɛn de shayn bitwin di klawd dɛn!
  Perun grow up restless na Iria, i grow up vaylent, restless en strong. Ɛn Svarog kray Pɛrun ɛn tɛl am fɔ mek in pikin slip ɛn gro kwik kwik wan. So Pɛrun bin gro ɛn bi yɔŋ pɔsin. Yɛs, i go to in papa se: "Gi mi Papa, wan klɔb, ɛn nɔto smɔl wan, bɔt wan ɔndrɛd pawn." Fɔ mek dɛn mek am fɔ mek i mach mi!" Svarog bin gi Gɔd in Klɔb. Ɛn Pɛrun bin go waka wit am rawnd Iriy.
  Skipa-Snek si di bɔbɔ we gɛt maynd ɛn disayd fɔ tek da kayn pawaful wɔriɔ de fɔ insɛf. Ɛn i bin mek i biliv, ɛn i bin de luk fɔ am wit flat - nɔ, dɛn nɔ gi Pɛrun, i de kɔntinyu fɔ ripit bɔt fɔ sav fetful wan to Lada Mama, Svarog Papa ɛn di Gret Famili fɔ di Prɔjɛnitɔ . Dɔn di Skipa-Snek na Pɛrun bɔn na di faya - i nɔ bɔn! I drawn insay wata - di smɔl man nɔ drawn! So i disayd fɔ bɛr di layfful man na Mama Land. I dig wan dip ol, sidɔm na Pɛrun, kɔba ɔltin wit ston, shild, ɛn blak spɛl, ɛn sidɔm pan am. Ɛn Pɛrun bin slip na di dip dip ples dɛn na di Wɔl ɛn dɛn bɛr am na Siraya fɔ tri ɔndrɛd ia.
  Meanwhile, evribodi don de luk fo am - dem sech am. Lada-Mama tɔn to di Bɔd Swa, so dat i go ebul fɔ flay rawnd di wan ol wayt layt ɛn ɔda Wɔl dɛn pan in pawaful wing dɛn. Di Mama de luk fɔ in bɔy pikin, i de bit di skay wit in wing dɛn bad bad wan, i de kɔl wit kray kray we de kray - nɔ, Pɛrun nɔ de yɛri! I flay rayt lɛk aw i de, insay bɔd fɔm, ɛn to di Gɔd uman we nem Mokosh , we no wetin go apin to am. Ɛn i bin dɔn go tru ɔl di trɛd dɛn na Perun"s Fate ɛn se, dɛn se, na in nɔmɔ go pwɛl di Skipa-Snek. Bɔt i nid ɛp. Mek in brɔda dɛn - di Irian gɔd dɛn - gɛda ɛn fɛn dɛn brɔda.
  Bɔd Sva bin flay go na Svarog di Ɛvin, ɛn in man bin no se na in pɔsin we i lɛk. I aks am se: "Kɔl yu bɔy pikin dɛn! Mek dɛn ɛp wi fɔ fɛn wi brɔda, wi bɔy pikin!" I nɔ tek lɔng fɔ mek tin apin, bɔt di brɔda dɛn rɔsh fɔ sev Pɛrun, dɛn fɛn am, ɛn wan gud ɔs ɛp dɛn wit dat, di ɔs we Gromovnik insɛf bin gɛt. Dɛn wek mi, sprinkl am wit wata we gɛt layf, gi am sɔntin fɔ drink, ɛn togɛda dɛn kam fɔ butu to Lada Mama fɔ aks Am permishɔn - fɔ go, dɛn se, as pawaful ami ɛn to di Skipa-Snek. Lada Svetlaya bin dɔn no bɔt dis. If na so i bi, Makosh bin tɔk bɔt wetin go apin to in pikin ɛn i bin gi am in mama in blɛsin. Perun bin win di bad bad man wit tɛnda ɛn laytin!
  Dɔn Svetlana tek di krieshɔn. Na gyal we insɛf strɔng pas taytaniɔm.
  Ɛn da kayn sɛxy blant de.
  Ɛn i de rayt to insɛf ɛn rayt;
  Na dat mek Lada ɔndastand ɔl di tin dɛn we de mɔna ɛn wɔri bɔt di mama dɛn fɔ ɔl di Wɔl dɛn, ɛn na dat mek I de rɔsh fɔ ɛp dɛn we dɛn kɔl Am tru spɛshal charmed simbul dɛn. Afta ɔl, di Gɔd uman insɛf bin ɛkspiriɛns wetin i min fɔ lɔs bɔy pikin. A bin gɛt gladi at bak we mi bɔy pikin kam bak, a bin gɛt gladi at we a nɔ ebul fɔ ɛksplen ɛn we nɔ gɛt ɛnd! So, Lada, we na di Slav dɛn gɔd, de ɛp ɔlman we de wɔri bɔt dɛn pikin dɛn, de protɛkt famili, uman dɛn, ɛn dɛn wɛlbɔdi.
  Dɔn Zoya ad wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin:
  Ɛn wetin ɔda tin apin na di Gɔd in layf, us lay lay stori ɛn lay lay stori dɛn de bɔt Am, In pikin dɛn, yu rili nid fɔ rid insay di majik buk dɛn we de na di Nɔtan Fayri Tale.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn dɔn fɔ sɔm tɛm bɔt Lada. Ɛn wi disayd fɔ strɛch wisɛf smɔl. Dɛn bigin fɔ trowe shap shap dagɔ dɛn along di say we dɛn de rɔn.
  Zoya bin notis se:
  - Na mi na bin di nɔmba wan biuti. Ɛn naw de... Bɔt stil i nɔ bin bi indipɛndɛnt to man dɛn. Dɛn kin rili ɛnjɔy dɛnsɛf!
  Ɔgɔstin bin gri se:
  - Uman fɔ gɛt bɔku man lɛk pusi. Dɔn i go strɔng ɛn gɛt wɛlbɔdi! Uman fɔ mek lɔv mɔ!
  Natasha bin de gigl ɛn ansa se:
  - In jenɛral, di Rɔshian demiurge gɔd dɛnsɛf bin tɛl Komsomol mɛmba dɛn fɔ bi sɛxy. Ɛn dɛn kin kɛr yu pan tik mɔ ɛn mɔ!
  Svetlana bin de gigl ɛn tɔk se:
  - I de mek di bɔdi yɔŋ bak! Ɛn na tru!
  Zoya bin de gigl ɛn muf se:
  - Fɔ di glori fɔ Rus'! Ɛn Svarog!
  Ɔl di 4 gyal pikin dɛn bin ala wansay se:
  - Mek wi ɔna wi Gɔd ɛn Mama fɔ Gɔd Lada!
  Zoya bin pul in tit dɛn. I bin gɛt dɛn we de spak ɛn we tan lɛk pal. Ɛn di wɔriɔ bin so sɛxy ɛn i bin de spak. In ia tan lɛk gold lif.
  Natasha bin tɔk se:
  - Wi go ple kad?
  Ɔgɔstin bin de gigl ɛn grɔmbul:
  - Di pɔsin we lɔs kis in padi in gyal pikin na in chɛst!
  Natasha bin nɔd in ed:
  - A gri wit dat!
  Ɛn ɔl di 4 gyal pikin dɛn de ala:
  - Glori to Russia ɛn di Wait Gɔd!
  Di wɔriɔ dɛn bin fɛt na Voronezh. Dɛn shot di fasist dɛn ɛn gi dɛn bɔs faya. Dɛn bin de trowe grenade wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Bɔt dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ rayt.
  Natasha na bin di fɔs pɔsin we mek di apil.
  Lada na di gɔd uman fɔ di Slav dɛn, i gɛt fri-an wit gift dɛn. Na dat mek i gɛt difrɛn sayn dɛn, ɛn ɛni wan pan dɛn gɛt in yon minin.
  Di amulet dɛn we dɛn kin yuz mɔ:
  Molvinɛt dɛn
  Ladinet dɛn
  Star of Rus" ("Sta fɔ Lada")
  Dɔn Zoya bigin fɔ rayt. Di biuti we gɛt gold ia tek am ɛn afta we dɛn shot am bɔku tɛm, i rayt se:
  Frɔm trade trade, dɛn kin yuz sayn dɛn we de protɛkt di Slavik Gɔd we nem Lada pan breslɛt, nɛks we dɛn wev, pan klos, pan dish, pan bag dɛn we gɛt sɔl ɔ gren. Apat frɔm bɔdi amulet ɔ ɔda wan dɛn, dɛn kin mek di Slavik Gɔd in imej dɛn lɛk churs fɔ di Gɔd uman, we dɛn kin rili put In sayn dɛn pan.
  Dɔn Ɔgɔstin pik di stik. I pul di Krauts dɛn nel wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, tek am ɛn chirp:
  Di pipul dɛn we bin de trade trade bin de se I kin izi ɛn kol at fɔ mek di Gɔd we de mek di Fate, Mama Makosh , du gud tin togɛda. Usay ɔltin nid fɔ du wit gudnɛs ɛn kɔnshɛns, kɔrɛkt usay ɛn wetin rɔng. Lada kin kɔmand di Wind dɛm, ɛn Faya kin obe Am pan ɛni wan pan in manifestɔ dɛm, Wata go flɔ usay dɛn nid am, ɛn Mama Wɔl go ɛp ɔltɛm, kam fɔ ɛp am we Gɔd in Mama kɔl am. Ɔl di tin dɛn we de na Nature de ɔnda Am, ɔl gɔd ɛn gɔd uman dɛn de rɛspɛkt Am, ɛn pipul dɛn nɔ de biɛn - dɛn gladi fɔ di Gɔd uman fɔ lɔv ɛn ɔda.
  Na ya Zoya, we bin dɔn shot di fasist dɛn bak, bin jɔyn fɔ skrib. Ɛn i bin bungl sɔntin.
  Dɛn biliv se di Slavik gɔd we nem Lada de mek di os gladi, i de mek di tin dɛn we dɛn mek, i de mek pɔsin gɛt brayt maynd, ɛn i de mek i sɔlv prɔblɛm we tin nɔ izi. Insay di langwej tide, dɛn kin yuz bɔku wɔd dɛn, usay di rut wɔd de wit di nem fɔ di Mama fɔ di gɔd dɛn:
  OK;
  una fɔ de togɛda;
  we dɛn kin fold;
  fret we pɔsin kin fred;
  di we aw pɔsin de liv in layf;
  bɛlɛ an;
  pankɛk, pankɛk;
  setul (put in ɔda);
  cope (kɔp fɔ bia wit di prɔblɛm);
  establish (ripa) ɛn ɔda wɔd dɛn, we bɔku pan dɛn de we dɛn de yuz ɛvride.
  Afta dat, Natasha trowe wan ol bɔnch grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Krash di E-50, tɔn di motoka ova. Ɛn i kɔntinyu fɔ rayt, insay in kɔlɔful stayl;
  Frɔm trade trade, wi nɔ jɔs dɔn ɔndastand Lada as di Gɔd we de mek famili gladi ɛn gɛt wanwɔd na os, bɔt wi dɔn kam fɔ ɔndastand bak as pawa we ebul fɔ mek ɔltin we dɔn pwɛl.
  Bɔt apat frɔm dis, di Slavik Gɔd uman Lada rili fayn - na dat mek gyal pikin ɛn uman dɛn kin luk ɔp to Am, dɛn kin kia fɔ dɛn kiut, atraktiv, ɛn biuti.
  Bɔd-hypostasis - Bɔd-Mama Swa.
  Di tik na birch.
  Heraldry, tin dɛn - sta.
  Treba (ofrin) - ɔni, apul, gren, bred prodakt. Na di drink dɛn we dɛn briŋ Surya (Suritsa) - wan ɔni drink. Ɔda tin dɛn we dɛn nid na flawa fɔ mek pɔsin fayn, gold kɔyn fɔ mek i gɛt jɛntri.
  Reza bin de Gɔd uman dɛn Frets we de mek pɔsin fret inklud insay di nɔt ɔrakl "Slavic Rezes of the Family". Di kɔt gɛt di sem pikchɔ ɛn autlayn we di simbul (amulet) - Star of Lada .
  Na dis tɛm ya, Zoya bigin fɔ rayt bak. Na fayn gyal, i de smayl so swit, ɛn waka kɔmɔt wit in leg dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Nɔmba di kɔt dɛn - 4
  Divination. We yu de aks kwɛstyɔn Gɔd .
  Di wan we aks fɔ mek dɛn gɛt da kayn Reza de, kin gladi fɔ proud ɛn gladi we i kam. Di nativ gɔd dɛm se di tɛm dɔn kam fɔ gladi, lɔv ɛn gud na layf. Ɛn i bin tan lɛk fɔ wan rizin - bifo, pɔsin bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi sho ɔl dɛn tin ya ɛn ɔda gud kwaliti dɛn fɔ lɔng tɛm.
  Di Gɔd uman mɛmba se i bɛtɛ fɔ kɔntinyu fɔ sho lɔv to di wan dɛn we yu lɛk, fɔ ɛp yɔŋ ɛn ol pipul dɛn, ɛn ɔda pipul dɛn we nɔ de na di famili. I wɔn se pɔsin nɔ fɔ sho naw se i de tink bɔt insɛf nɔmɔ, i nɔ fɔ bisin bɔt insɛf, i nɔ fɔ kol, i de du biznɛs, i tɔsti fɔ gɛt prɔfit ɛn i fɔ gɛt prɔfit.
  Yu nid fɔ abop pan yu bɛst kwaliti dɛn as pɔsin we de insay yu at. Reza kɔrej am bay we i mɛmba am bak se i nɔ go te igen, wanwɔd, pis ɛn kwayɛt go kam na di Kwɛstyɔn in at.
  Dɔn Ɔgɔstin bigin fɔ pablish in buk dɛn. Ɛn i bin du am wit trɛnk ɛn fayn fayn wan.
  Insay di pat we se "Slavic Rezes of the Family" : no bɔt aw, usay ɛn wetin mek dɛn kin si di Gɔd we de na Lada na di nɔt majik tradishɔn, majik ɛn fɔtyu.
  Di Slav dɛn bin de wɛr Lada amulet fɔ bɔn pikin fayn fayn wan, fɔ gɛt gladi at na dɛn famili, ɛn fɔ mek dɛn fayn. Nauzes (majik knot) bin wev wit kɔnspɛkt - dɛn bin no se wɔd we dɛn tay nɔ go kɔmɔt!
  Dɔn Svetlana pik di baton afta am. Wan gyal we gɛt rare biuti ɛn nobiliti. I ebul fɔ du bɔku bɔku tin dɛn. Ɛn aw i kin kɔmɔt na do.
  Dɛn no bɔt dɛn sayɛns ya na di nɔt:
  1.Strɔng Famili Yuniɔn" fɔ mek man ɛn uman gɛt strɔng padi biznɛs fɔ ɔl dɛn layf.
  2." Kwayɛt Slip fɔ Pikin " so dat di smɔl pikin go slip fayn ɛn gɛt gud wɛlbɔdi.
  3." Child"s Health " we di pikin sik, bɔt dɛn bin de mek am bak we i gɛt wɛlbɔdi, so dat natin we nɔ klin nɔ go stik to am.
  4.Ɔl di ɔda de dɛn we dɛn de si naw ɔlsay na di wɔl, na tin dɛn we dɛn pul frɔm di men ɔlide we di Gɔd uman kin gɛt. Di Gɔd uman Lada so pawaful ɛn i de ɛkstɛnd in inflɛns to di wan ol Wɔl ɛn ɔl tɛm dat di Slavik pipul dɛn stil lɛk fɔ magnify ɛn ɔnɔ Am pan difrɛn de dɛn. Ɔ dis gɛt fɔ du wit di kam we wan pan In gyal pikin dɛn kam, ɔ i gɛt fɔ du wit fɔ bɔn pikin, di avɛst we dɛn kin avɛst insay di fɔl, ɛn ɔda tin dɛn. Lada - Dɛn sabi di Gɔd uman fɔ di Slav dɛn fɔ di tru se na in na di Mama fɔ di wan ol Wɔl!
  5.Bɔt na May 23 spɛshal tɛm kin kam fɔ mek pipul dɛn kɔl Lada. Ɛn wit am de kam insay di os - gladi at, gladi at, di layt fɔ lɔv ɛn ɔda tin dɛn we de rawnd. "Gɔd Lado - briŋ gladi at!" - na dat dem bin de se bifo.
  6.Na dis de, ɔl di uman ɛn gyal pikin dɛn na di Slavik pipul dɛn bin de kam wit Lada prea, gladi fɔ Am, tɛl am tɛnki, ɛn kɛr wetin dɛn want. Dɛn go nia wan layt birch tik - wan tik we di Gɔd uman lɛk bad bad wan, dɛn ɔg am, fɔs dɛn lisin to wetin i de wispa bɔt wit in lif dɛn, dɔn dɛn tɛl am tɛnda wan wetin dɛn want. Dɛn bin imajin se dɛn de tɔn to di Gɔd uman insɛf!
  Na dis tɛm ya di gyal pikin dɛn dɔn fɔ tɔk bɔt di Gɔd we nem Lada. Infakt, we di wɔ dɔn de fɔ lɔng tɛm, yu kin want fɔ biliv ɛn rayt bɔt sɔntin we gud ɛn brayt.
  Ɛn wetin go brayt pas di yɔŋ Mama fɔ Gɔd Lada we de sote go. I de wam pipul dɛn sol.
  Ɔgɔstin bin de tink. Sɔntɛm i go bɛtɛ fɔ mek Rus" divɛlɔp in fet, ɛn nɔ tek Kristianiti? Bɔt stil, di we aw Krays de sɔpɔt pis pasmak. Wetin bɔt di kruk we di Ol Tɛstamɛnt bin de du, ɛn di rayz we di Ju pipul dɛn bin rayz pas ɔda neshɔn dɛn? Yu nɔ tink se dis de mek di pipul dɛn na Rɔshia vɛks?
  Ɛn i nɔ fayn fɔ pre to yu dia demiurge gɔd dɛn? Pantap dat, na di Rɔshian Gɔd dɛn mek di wan ol wɔl. Wan aksiɔm de: Gɔd Rod dɔn de ɔltɛm. Ɛn Svarog ɛn Lada na in pikin dɛn. I at mɔ wit Belobog ɛn Chernobog - na hypostases fɔ di Famili ɔ dɛn stil na bɔy pikin?
  Ɔ yu tink se dɛn kayn tu tin ya we di Wan we mek ɔltin gɛt insay insɛf?
  Ɔgɔstin bin disayd fɔ kip tin simpul fɔ naw ɛn jɔs fɛt.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin stil de fɛt na Voronezh. Ɔktoba bin kam ɛn i bin kol mɔ ɛn mɔ. Bɔt di wɔri pipul dɛn stil nɔ gɛt fut ɛn dɛn wɛr bikini. Ɛn dɛn go so af-af nekɛd. Dis na dɛn kredo. Fɔ bi klos to nekɛd pan ɛni wɛda.
  Di situeshɔn na di frɔnt dɛn dɔn stebul sɔm kayn we. Di Jamani dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ tek Voronezh ɛn go bifo mɔ.
  I at smɔl mɔ wit di Turks. Bɔt dɛn bin stɔp dɛnsɛf. So fɔ naw yu kin kip yu ed dɔŋ. Ɛn biliv se di tayd fɔ di wɔ kin tɔn. Ɛn dat if Stalin nɔ de, layf nɔ dɔn. Ɛn uman wɔriɔ dɛn kin fɛt bak.
  Natasha bin gi wan tɔn. Shot dɔŋ wan tu duzin fasist dɛn. Ɛn i bin de ala se:
  - Rus' da tɛm de bin...
  Zoya bin giv wan turn tu en konfam:
  - Na de ɛn i go de!
  Afta dat di titi trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I bin skata di Nazi dɛn ɛn i bin de swɛt se:
  - Di spirit fɔ Stalin de wit wi!
  Ɔgɔstin bin faya bak pan di Nazi dɛn. A bin fɔdɔm lɛk wan duzin pan dɛn. Ɛn i bin twit wit vɛks se:
  - Glori to wi Rus'!
  Ɛn wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, i lans wan grenade we de kil. Ɛn di Nazi dɛn bin rili fri fɔ tek am pan di ɔn dɛn.
  Svetlana bin de thump ɛn swɛt bak, lɛk wulf pikin we de grap wan mit:
  - Glori to Rus' ɛn di Tsar!
  Natasha bin gi wan tɔn ɛn siŋ se:
  - Glori to hiro dɛn!
  A mɛmba di Borodino gyal pikin. Ɛn di mas heroism we di Rɔshian pipul dɛn bin de du. Ɛn se dɛn bin ebul fɔ stɔp Nɛpɔlyɔn. Ɛn dɛn sho se dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ win dɛn. Ɛn di klas we ay pas ɔl fɔ fɛt wɔ.
  Zoya bin lans grenade bak ɛn swɛt:
  - Glori fɔ Rɔshia! Ɛn to di bɛst Rɔshian wɔriɔ dɛn!
  Ɔgɔstin bin grɔmbul wit wamat se:
  - Glori to di bɛst wɔriɔ dɛn!
  Ɛn aw i de trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn Svetlana go tek ɛn lans di lɛmon fɔ day bak. Ɛn i skata di fasist dɛn, ɛn i de swɛt:
  - Di riva fɔ day nɔ go win wi!
  Ɛn bak wan grenade we pɔsin we nɔ gɛt natin fɔ trowe, de flay.
  Dis na aw gyal pikin dɛn kin fɛt. Ɛn i klia se di fasist dɛn nɔ go pas tru dɛn. I dɔn ɔlrɛdi bi Ɔktoba 1954. Ɛn dis min se di kol sizin dɔn jɔs de nia. Ɛn insay kol tɛm i kin izi fɔ fɛt di Nazi dɛn. Ɛn in jɔnal, i kin pɔsibul fɔ krɔs dis Fuhrer.
  Op de fɔ dis!
  Natasha trowe wan grenade ɛn swɛt:
  - Lenin de alayv pas di wan dɛn we de alayv, ɛn Stalin nɔ de day!
  Ɛn spak dɛn kin flay frɔm in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Zoya trowe wan gift we kil pɔsin bak we na day, ɛn i swɛt:
  - Mek di tɛm fɔ kɔmyunizim de wit wi!
  Ɛn in leg dɛn, bak we nɔ gɛt natin, tan ɛn mek di jed, pulsating shaft swel.
  Bɔt Ɔgɔstin, we insɛf na bin gyal we sabi fɔ ple plen dɛn we nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ op igen. Aw i go shot di ɛnimi ɛn aw i go krɔs am. Ɛn i go giv-ɔp wit in il we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn wan grenade we de kil pɔsin de flay wit wamat we de mek pɔsin vɛks bad bad wan.
  Di dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia de swɛt wit aplomb:
  - Mi na di ays rage na di wɔl!
  Ɛn bak, wan tɛm bak, di gift fɔ day de flay, we wan titi we gɛt faya ia in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, de lans.
  Svetlana tek am bak ɛn trowe grenade... I krɔs ɔlman wan tɛm. Ɛn dɛn nɔ kin pe atɛnshɔn to di trɛtin dɛn we di fasist dɛn kin trɛtin dɛn. Usay di Kraut dɛn fɔ go?
  Terminator gyal pikin dem de wet dem evriwe. Ɛn aw dɛn kin trowe grenade. Ɛn dɛn brɔst nipples so swit.
  Man dɛn kin kray fɔ gyal pikin dɛn lɛk dis. Ɛn dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ ɛp dɛnsɛf.
  Wetin fasist kin du agens wan Terminator gyal? Na Nazi nɔmɔ go ebul fɔ drɛb insɛf go insay in grev. Ɛn dɛn go bit am ɛn kil am.
  Svetlana bin siŋ:
  - I go writhe in hell ɛn hang pan wan bitch!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn na charming biuti. Ɛn aw dɛn kin shot. Amazingly laik Robin Hoods in panti, damn akchual.
  Natasha bin faya ɛn se:
  - Glori to di Rɔshian hiro dɛn!
  Ɛn i trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Zoya bin hit di fasist mɛsenja bak. I drɔ insay in bɛlɛ ɛn swɛt:
  - Fɔ wan nyu homland na di USA! Wi nɛks provins!
  Di titi na pɔsin we rili sabi fɔ siŋ. Ɛn dɛn kayn fayn fayn tin dɛn de de insay de. Na mɔ, di want fɔ wok wit di tɔŋ wit sɔntin we wam ɛn big.
  Ɔgɔstin de sho in frisky smɔl ɔs dɛn tit dɛn bad bad wan. Ɛn i tink se na shak. I ebul fɔ it ivin rial ɔs.
  Fɔ ɛgzampul, Ɔgɔstin kin trowe grenade wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i go skata di Kraut dɛn. I go kɔt dɛn dɔŋ lɛk gras.
  Ɛn i go siŋ:
  - Di ays mɛzhɔ go de pan ɔltin! Wi lɔv na wi os!
  Svetlana, dis fayn fayn fɛtman, bin tek tri grenade dɛn. Shi kik dem wit im bare heel and twit se:
  - In di nem fɔ lɔv ɛn drim!
  Ɛn i bin chuk am wit mashin gɔn wit agresiv wan. Na dɛbul we gɛt dɛn kayn pawa dɛn de ɛn we gɛt pawa we wayt dɛbul gɛt.
  Yu go mit dɛn kayn wɔriɔ dɛn de ɛn i nɔ go tan lɛk se dɛn hit yu tranga wan.
  No wɔnda di Nazi dɛn bin stɔp na Voronezh. Pan ɔl we ɔlman taya wit di wɔ. Jɛnɛral wan, usay wi go de if wi nɔ bin gɛt pipul dɛn we de fɛt wɔ?
  Na di payɔnia dɛn ya na di skay. Dɛn kin fɛt bak. Na mɔ Margarita. Di titi kin flay go fɛt ɛn na in panti nɔmɔ i wɛr. Bɔt aw i de knock yu dɔŋ. Ace man no fit du dat.
  Magarita rili fayn, in ia tan lɛk di san we de shayn. Ɛn di figa rili fayn. Ɛn fɔ gyal pikin na rili kul stayl fɔ wɛr panti nɔmɔ. Ɛn di panti dɛn bak rɛd wit wayt hama ɛn sikɛl. Wan ol batalyɔn kin lɛk da kayn titi de wan tɛm.
  Na so wan fayn gyal pikin.
  Magarita shot wan fasist we bin de rayd insay wan ME-462, ɛn lɛf di Nazi wit in tel we de smok. Ɛn di titi we gɛt gold ia, rili fayn. Ɛn wan mɔt we rili rɛd.
  Magarita kɔt wan ɔda Fritz ɛn tɔk se:
  - Yu kin liv witout war, bot yu nor kin liv witout pis!
  Yɛs, di wɔri pipul dɛn na heroic ɛn brayt te dɛn kray pasmak.
  Wan dak ɛn mistiriɔs ples de na di Arkhangelsk rijɔn - Maunt Karasova ɛn di eria dɛn we de rawnd am. Pipul dɛn nɔ go de fɔ lɔng tɛm, dɛn kin tek am se na bad ples. Sayns nɔ no ɔltin we wi gret gret granpa dɛn bin dɔn lan lɔng lɔng tɛm ɛn we dɛn kin pas frɔm wan jɛnɛreshɔn to ɔda jɛnɛreshɔn. Wan lay lay stori de se di wan dɛn we de na di say we dɛn sabi gɛt sɔntin fɔ du wit Maunt Karasova, bikɔs dɛn biliv se dis na di rial ples fɔ bɛr di Skipa-Snek , we Pɛrun di Mayti bin bɛr afta di fɛt. Na dis na sɔm pat pan di lay lay stori:
  ...ɛn Pɛrun nak wit spia ɛn pin di Skipa-Snek na grɔn. I de rɔtin, strɛch, ɛn Pɛrun kɔt in pɔyzin klos dɛn wit sɔd we gɛt trɔs. Di Svarozhich brɔda dɛn bin kam insay di rayt tɛm HYPERLINK "https://славяне.сайт:443/svarozhich/" \t "_blank" ɛn dɛn bin tay di Blak Skipa-Snek wit wan ayɛn we dɛn kɔl charmed.
  Wantɛm wantɛm i lɔs in witchcraft pawa, bɔt i kip in wamat ɛn blak et fɔ ɔltin layt to insɛf. Ɛn di brɔda dɛn drɛb di ɛnimi we dɛn et bifo dɛn, ɛn ivin fast pas dat, di rɔmɔr bin rɔn bifo dɛn se dɛn dɔn kech di pɔsin we de mek mɔtalman sɔfa ɛn ɛnimi. Di Skipa-Snek in savant dɛn rɔnawe, dɛn rɔnawe pan mɔtalman wamat. Ɛn di land we bin fri frɔm blak wich, bigin fɔ blo ɛn bia frut.
  Di brɔda dɛn bin pik wan fayn ples, dɛn dig wan ol we dip 90 fit ɛn waid 30. Dɛn nak wan ɔk kɔfin togɛda, layn am wit ayɛn huk dɛn, push Kara-Skipa de, ɛn Veles , di Gɔd we gɛt sɛns, mek wan spɛl: "so dat di Kara-Skipa-bist go slip insay dis kɔfin we i dɔn day, bɔt ɛvri tri ɔndrɛd ia ɛn tri ia i go wek, mɛmba aw I bin want fɔ pwɛl wan smɔl pikin, as Pɛrun, we in brɔda dɛn fri, de du wetin Makosh bin dɔn tɔk bɔt. Ɛn we i mɛmba dis, i go fɛt wit wamat we nɔ gɛt pawa, i nɔ go ebul fɔ brok di chen dɛn ɛn brok di ɔk kɔfin." Ɛn afta dat, dɛn kɔba dis ol wit ɔk shild, tay am wit ayɛn hoop, put mɔ ston pan am, ɛn di Vɛls we gɛt sɛns bin spɛl pan dɛn.
  Ɛn Stribɔg , di Gɔd fɔ di briz, kɔl in bɔy pikin dɛn, ɛn dɛn, bad bad briz, frɔm ɔl di 4 say dɛn na Yavi, gɛda ɔlkayn san: kɔs kɔs yɔlɔ san frɔm di bank dɛn na di riva, grey san, smɔl san frɔm di bank dɛn lek dɛn ɛn frɔm ɔl kayn ɔda ples dɛn. Dɛn tɔn dis san na di ol usay dɛn put di Kara-Skipa-biest, ɛn wan mawnten bin fɔm. Ɛn bak Veles bin mek wan spɛl pan dis mawnten se: "Dis mawnten, we dɛn kɔl Karaskiperova Mawnt , wit ɛvri gren sand go gayd wi bad bad ɛnimi so dat i nɔ go ebul fɔ rɔnawe pan shemful slev. Ɛn di mawnten go mɛmba pipul dɛn se if dɛn alaw bad tin fɔ setul na dɛn ed, den Skipa-Snek kin brok di shakul ɛn go fri. Ɛn dis mawnten fɔ de we dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ pwɛl, so dat di bad tin we di wayl animal de pul nɔ go go na pipul dɛn ed .
  Natasha bin faya pan di wan dɛn we bin de agens am. I bin kɔmɔt di fasist dɛn lɛk dɛntist, i bin kɔmɔt krokodail dɛn tit ɛn rayt se:
  I pas wan amulet we di Slav dɛn de yuz, ɛn dɛn kin yuz am fɔ tɔn to Pɛrun. Di pawa we di Gɔd we de mek Tɛnd ɛn Jɔstis gɛt, dɛn jɔyn wit dɛn trɛnk.
  Di aks fɔ Perun na talisman we dɛn aim fɔ gɛt strɔng pan difrɛn tin dɛn, fɔ disayd fɔ du sɔntin, fɔ gɛt glori fɔ wok ɛn fɔ gɛt sakrifays.
  Perunov Kɔlɔ (ɔ di Kɔlɔ fɔ Fɛn, we gɛt fɔ du wit di Kupalo ɔlide) - de protɛkt frɔm ɔltin we dak, bad ɛn blak we kin ambɔg gladi layf ɛn in flourish. Lɛk tɛnda ɛn laytin na Ɛvin, dɛn kin kɔmɔt na Pɛrun wantɛm wantɛm ɛn ayd jɔs lɛk aw dɛn kin ayd. Di wan we wɛr dis simbul go gɛt gud lak na biznɛs, di trɛnk fɔ win ɔl kayn tin we de ambɔg am na layf, protɛkshɔn frɔm disasta ɛn fɔlt.
  Zoya bin rayt bak bɔt di fasist dɛn. As if wan klab de hama nel, na so i knock down di Krauts. Ɛn i bin de rayt bak wit ɔl in at, ɛn sho in tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal. Ɛn i ol pen wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn i rayt se:
  Gromovnik de briŋ man dɛn trɛnk ɛn di ebul fɔ masta soja skil dɛn. I de protɛkt pɔsin frɔm bad ɛn disasta, frɔm bad tin frɔm strenja.
  Perun in shild gɛt mɔ tin dɛn we de sho di tin dɛn we de apin, so di sayn de wok mɔ as amulet we de protɛkt am pas wɛpɔn we de mek pɔsin vɛks. I de sho ɔltin we bad, bikɔs ɔf dis riflɛkshɔn, ɔl di bad tin dɛn jɔs de skata nia da kayn shild de. So, di pɔsin we wɛr dis amulet kin shɔ se i go protɛkt am frɔm ɔl di bad tin dɛn.
  Fɔ di Slav dɛn, Gɔd Pɛrun na di pɔsin we de sɔpɔt di wan dɛn we de fɛt wɔ. Dɛn nid di nem Perun so dat bɔy pikin dɛn go strɔng ɛn strɔng. Dɛn kin rɛspɛkt Perun bak as Gɔd, we go tich yu aw fɔ strɔng, peshɛnt, strɔng pan spirit, sol ɛn bɔdi.
  Kɔl - Gɔd fɔ Wɔ ɛn Jɔstis.
  Di minin fɔ di nem - "Perun" - min - fɔ strayk, stab, fɛt, strayk.
  Patron fɔ wɔriɔ ɛn fama dɛn.
  Elemɛnt dɛn - tɛnda, laytin, atkwek.
  Di animal na wɔ ɔs.
  Di bɔd na igl.
  Heraldry, tin dɛn - shild, sɔd, aks, aks.
  Plant (insay myuzik) - Perun in kɔlɔ.
  Tri - ɔk, ɔk grov dɛn.
  Treba (ofring) - layf kɔk, bred, sɔl.
  Ɔgɔstin bin kil di Nazi dɛn bak. I tan lɛk se bɔbɔ de nak nɛt wit twig. I bin trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Dɔn i bigin fɔ rayt wit in nekɛd an ɛn fut, we rɛd bikɔs ɔf di frɔst.
  Di say dɛn we dɛn kin put tɛmpul ɛn aydɔl dɛn (churov) na di mawnten dɛn we de ɔp di il dɛn.
  Reza fɔ Gɔd Perun we dɛn rayt insay di ɔrakl we de na di nɔt we nem "Slavic Rezes of the Family. Fɔ tɔk wetin go apin. 40 pcs na wan." Di Reza fɔ Gɔd Perun de bak insay di majik sɛt "Slavic Rezas of the Family. Fɔ mek di tin dɛn we pɔsin want fɔ du. 21pcs na di .
  Di Rez de sho Gɔd Pɛrun, we sidɔm pan ɔs we de mɛn, ɛn ol tu an spia we i rɛdi. Gɔd de na di midul fɔ fɛt, in ia de flay bak, in yay de go bifo, stret to di ɛnimi. We yu luk di pikchɔ, yu kin diskraib Perun di Tɛnda insay wan wɔd - Striking!
  Di amulet simbul fɔ Gɔd Perun - Gromovnik na bak wan simbul fɔ Reza. Di sayn de na di sɛntrɔm pan di San we gɛt bɔku bɔku rayt dɛn we de shayn. Dɔŋ ya, ɔnda di figa fɔ Gɔd ɛn di ɔs, na di land fɔ Rivɛl, we I de protɛkt ɔltɛm. Ivin lower na di Nem of God and im nomba - 18.
  Nɔmba di kɔt dɛn - 18.
  Dɔn Svetlana lans wan bɔnch grenade wit in bare il. Skata di fasist dɛn na ɔl di say dɛn. Ɛn i bin tɔn Hitlɛr in tank. Afta dat i kɔntinyu fɔ rayt, insay wan wayl ritm.
  Divination. We yu de aks kwɛstyɔn Gɔd . "Viktri dɔn kam!" - dis na di mɛsej we dis Reza de gi to di Kwɛshɔn. Na dis kɔt de apia na di ridin we di Kwɛshɔnman de wet fɔ di ɛnd fɔ in fɛt. Dɛn kin ɛnkɔrej di pɔsin fɔ yuz in maynd ɛn maynd fɔ mek pipul dɛn we de sɔpɔt am kam wantɛm wantɛm. Bɔt di Kwɛstyɔn insɛf kin bi sɔpɔt fɔ di wan dɛn we nid ɛp.
  Svetlana kɔntinyu fɔ rayt afta we i trowe di gift fɔ dɔnawe wit di Nazi sojaman dɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Insay di pat we se "Slavic Rezes of the Family" : no bɔt aw, usay ɛn wetin mek Gɔd Perun de insay di nɔtan majik tradishɔn, majik ɛn fɔtyun tɛlin.
  Di moto we Gɔd Perun tɔk: "Seize di moment! Du wetin yu ebul naw, put di ɔda wan dɛn na sayd fɔ sɔm tɛm." Di kɔt we Gɔd Perun de kɔt, dɛn kin yuz am fɔ du ritual dɛn we dɛn nid fɔ gɛt kwik ɛn strɔng rizɔlt.
  Tri rizin dɛn fɔ tɔn to Gɔd Perun:
  Fɔ pul slander ɛn gɔst lɛsin (damage). Wit In faya aro dɛn I go shot ɔltin we dak ɛn we nɔ fayn!
  Protɛkt wan wɔriɔ we de go wɔ, kɔl am fɔ gɛt maynd ɛn fɔ mek i nɔ ebul fɔ ambɔg am.
  Layt di faya fɔ lɔv bitwin man ɛn uman. Di sɛkɔn say we Pɛrun gɛt trɛnk na di we aw i tan lɛk man. Na Lada in pikin, di Kwin na ɛvin, ɛn i sabi bak fɔ layt faya bitwin pipul dɛn.
  Dɔn Natasha faya wan bɔs. Knock out tu duzin blak pipul en Arab pipul. Dɔn i bin twit se:
  - Fɔ Oli Mama Land Rus'!
  Afta dat, i kɔntinyu fɔ rayt wit di zil we i bin rili gladi fɔ rilijɔn.
  Ɔlide dɛn usay ɔnɔ Gɔd Perun we dɛn kɔl
  Insay Janwari 12, dɛn bin rɛspɛkt Pɛrun as di Slav dɛn Gɔd we gɛt sɛns ɛn we de du tin tret. Dis na di De fɔ Pɛrun in Jɔstis, di Faya Sɔd. Na dis de, ɛn bak pan Gromnitsa De, i bin rili impɔtant fɔ rɔn barefut tru di sno ali mɔnin, na do. Ivin sɔm brayt sol dɛn bin ebul fɔ was dɛnsɛf, drɛy dɛnsɛf, ɛn was dɛnsɛf wit sno. Dɛn bin biliv se dis go gi pawaful trɛnk to di bɔdi ɛn klin mɔtalman sol.
  Fɛbwari 2 . Di big ɔlide fɔ rɛspɛkt di Slavik Gɔd we nem Pɛrun na Gromnitsa.Na dis de, dɛn bin de mek tɛnda kandul dɛn ɛn charm am wit di pawa we di Tɛnda Gɔd gɛt fɔ di wan ol ia.
  Julay 20-Ɔgɔst 2. Insay dis tɛm, di wan dɛn we de fɛt wɔ bin de sɛlibret dɛn ɔlide, dɛn bin de wit am bay we dɛn de kɔnsakret dɛn wɛpɔn ɛn amulet dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin de fɛt wɔ dɛn we dɛn kin du ritual.
  Na ya Zoya kɔntinyu fɔ shot ɛn kil di Kraut dɛn. Dis na di gyal we gɛt golden ia.
  Ɛn in fut we nɔ gɛt natin bin ad se:
  Di pawa we de insay dɛn tri ɔlide ya nɔ go dinay, tide bɔku pipul dɛn we bin tray fɔ ɔnɔ Pɛrun pan dɛn de ya dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt In klin ɛn bɛnifit blɛsin dɛn!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin fɛt lɛk hiro dɛn na di kɔsmɔs. Ɛn dɛn bin win wit kɔnfidɛns.
  Hitler in tank dɛn bin de bɔn. Ɛn dɛn bin de bɔn lɛk grenade. Ɛn dɛn kayn fayn fayn wɔman dɛn de bin de ya. Ful wit admireshɔn ɛn gras. Dɛn na so fayn fayn advantej.
  Natasha bin trowe wan grenade.
  Na twit:
  - A go brok ɔl di fasist dɛn!
  Ɛn aw i go trowe ɔda masta wok fɔ day wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Zoya bin kɔt di Nazi dɛn bak.
  I trowe wit in bare fut wetin de kil.
  I bin de ala wit wamat se:
  - Fɔ Oli Rus'! Ɛn big chenj dɛn fɔ di bɛtɛ! Ɛn bak di gift fɔ day de flay, i de sag wit in il we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Afta dɛn bin dɔn fɛt bad bad wan, wan ples bin de we dɛn kɔl lull. Bɔt stil, Disɛmba 1954. Di Jamani pipul dɛn nɔto wɔman dɛn insay di kol sizin. Dɛn kin ayd ɛn fred. I nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ dɔn di wɔ dis ia. Wans bak, dɛn de op se ebi ebi fɛt-fɛt de bifo.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin rɛst smɔl...
  Natasha tek am ɛn rayt in intrestin stori.
  Dɛn bin ambush di lida fɔ wan pan di Razin ditachmɛnt dɛn, we nem Domka. I bin fɛt wit maynd, bɔt di wan dɛn we de arch na Mɔsko bin gɛt ɔda lɔ fɔ tek di heroic gyal layf layf wan. Ɛn dɛn tay di wɔri man wit lasɔ.
  Afta dat, dɛn put di titi insay wan kech. Dɛn bin tay Domka in an ɛn fut.
  Voivode Yuri Dolgorukov insɛf bin apia. I luk di titi we dɛn tay wit shak ɛn ala se:
  - I nɔ fayn fɔ tifman fɔ waka rawnd wit lɔjishɔn klos!
  Di wan dɛn we bin de kil di titi bin chɛr di titi in silk klos, pal pendant, ɛn sus we gɛt silva ɔs shuz. Ɛn dɛn bin pul Dɔmka kɔmɔt na do kpatakpata. Ɛn infakt, dis gyal na jɔs lɛk pɔsin - na hiro. di mכsul dεm strכng εn skכlt, ay brεst, lכgz hip, tכn wεst. Di ia lɔng, kɔl, wayt lɛk sno wit smɔl yɔlɔ tint. Wan rili fayn, big gyal pikin.
  Voivode Yuri Dolgorukov lik in lip ɛn ɔda dray wan.
  - Lɔk am na wan sɛpret sɛl. Chen bay di an, leg ɛn nɛk. Na nɛt a go aks am kwɛstyɔn misɛf.
  Dɛn bin lɔk di os insay wan kol jel, ɛn dɛn bin jɔs wɛr bɔrlap we dɔn rɔtin. Di titi bin angri, di shakul ɛn kɔla bin de chaf in anklɛ, an, ɛn strɔng nɛk. Wan titi we rili strɔng bin tray fɔ lus di chen. Bɔt na ya, i klia se dɛn mek di stɛl fɔ ol ɛlifant. Ɛni wan pan di chen dɛn tik lɛk big man in big an. Di wɔl dɛn nɔ wet yet ɛn dɛn strɔng lɛk taytaniɔm.
  Di titi tap di wɔl wit in il we nɔ gɛt natin. I bigin fɔ rɔb link agens link. Bɔt di stɛl bin at fayn ɛn i nɔ bin giv-ɔp. Domka bin swɛt bad bad wan. Di sɔfa bin de wet fɔ am. Ɛn dis fɔ tru, wi nid fɔ gɛt maynd. Dɛn go bit yu, bɔn yu, ɛn strɛch yu, ɛn chuk yu.
  Dɛn go aks Domka usay di tifman dɛn ayd di trɔs ɛn ɔda tin dɛn. Yu nid fɔ strɔng lɛk rɔk.
  Dɛn bin mek wan bɔy skaut sɔfa. Di wan dɛn we bin de kil bin bɔn di stɔp dɛn layf layf wan. Bɔt Sanka nɔ bin tɔk usay di ribel grup bin de. So i day we dɛn bin de mek i sɔfa.
  Yu tink se Domka go ebul fɔ tinap fɔ am we i nɔ de kray? Ɛn mɔ pas dat, gi di ples usay dɛn ayd di jɛntri.
  Dɔn nɛt kam ɛn dɛn drɛg di titi kɔmɔt na di bɛsin. Di intargayshɔn bigin wit harsh wan. Dɛn tinap wantɛm wantɛm na di rɛk. Dɛn es di titi ɔp di siling, di rum usay dɛn de mek sɔfa bin de na di tawa. Ɛn di siling bin ay. We dɛn fri di rop, di wɔman flay dɔŋ. Di titi in strɔng mɔsul dɛn ɛn in strɔng ligamɛnt dɛn bin de twist. Domka bin de blo kwayɛt wan bikɔs i bin de fil pen we i nɔ bin ebul fɔ bia, bɔt i bin de stɔp fɔ ala.
  Dɔn di wan dɛn we bin de kil am bin chɛr di bɔlp pan am.
  Ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ bit mi wit ful pawa wit wip. Di strɔng skin we di heroic gyal bin gɛt nɔ bin giv-ɔp wantɛm wantɛm. Di wan dɛn we bin kil di pɔsin bin tray ɔl wetin dɛn ebul. Dɛn bin de bit wit ɔl dɛn pawa. Di titi in bɔdi bin de shek shek.
  Di bigman we bin de mek pipul dɛn sɔfa bin ɔda se:
  - Sikyuɔr yu leg dɛn!
  Dɛn bin klem di titi in an ɛn fut dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin na di stok dɛn. Ɛn afta dat, dɛn hang di lod. Domka in mɔsul bɔdi bin tɛns.
  Di wan dɛn we bin de kil di pipul dɛn bin mek di wet bɔku. Ɛn dɛn bin de pul ɔt waya na di faya ples dɛn.
  Dɛn bigin fɔ wip di titi wit mɛtal strip dɛn we de bɔn.
  Domka bin klem in tit dɛn mɔ ɛn mɔ. I bigin fɔ blo tranga wan. Di skapul abs bin sink bikɔs ɔf pen, bɔt di titi nɔ bin tɔk natin.
  Yuri Dolgorukov luk dis... I fil sɔm anɔyntmɛnt se di pɔsin we dɛn bit nɔ de ala ɛn nɔ tinap. A bin admaya di figa.
  Di voivode insɛf gi di ɔda:
  - Naw fry di gyal in bare il!
  Di wan dɛn we bin de kil bin put wan bɔndɛl we gɛt sɔlfɔ we dɛn dɔn sok wit brɔsh wud na di wɔman in fut. Ɛn dɛn put faya pan am. Di faya bin lik di uman dɛn il predatorily. Donka in fut bin rɔf lɛk di wan we uman we de wok na fam kin gɛt, bɔt i stil de alayv. Apat frɔm dat, insay di las mɔnt dɛn di atamansha dɔn de wɛr but, ɛn in kɔlɔs na in fut dɔn sof smɔl.
  Di pen bin wayl ɛn di wɔriɔ in yay bin pop kɔmɔt. Bɔt i bin sɛt mɔt. Ɛn wan blɔd we bin de kɔmɔt na in mɔt bin kɔmɔt na di kɔna. Di titi bigin fɔ blo mɔ ɛn mɔ, ɛn blɔd ɛn swet we miks bin de drɔp bɔku bɔku wan na in bɔdi.
  I bin de smɛl frɛsh, lɛk barbecue. Yuri Dolgorukov, we bin vɛks bikɔs di pɔsin we dɛn kapchɔ nɔ bin de tɔk natin, insɛf bin ol rɛd-ɔt tong dɛn na di faya ples. Ɛn i ol di titi na in strawberry nipple. Domka ansa wit wan savory spit pan di gɔvna.
  Yuri bigin fɔ nak in chɛst wit tong ɛn ala se:
  - Brek in fut finga dɛn! Ɛn hit am mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Di wan dɛn we de kil pipul dɛn bigin fɔ brok di finga bay we dɛn de yuz tong dɛn we gɛt rɛd ɔt. Wan ɔda pɔsin we bin de mek pipul dɛn sɔfa bin de gɛda ɔt ɔnda di rɛk. Dɛn bin bit di titi bak wit waya. Domka nɔ bin tɔk natin, pan ɔl we i bin lɔs am fɔ tray tranga wan. Kɔnshɛns bin klawd smɔl wit wayl pen, bɔt i nɔ bin want fɔ lɛf di wɔriɔ. I bin bia ɛn bia.
  We i dɔn, Yuri Dɔlgɔrukɔv bin put wan tɔch we dɛn layt bitwin in leg dɛn. Di pen bin de pas lɛk wam nidul, frɔm di il te to di bak pat na di ed. Ɛn di titi nɔ bin no natin igen.
  Di dɔktɔ we bin de we dɛn bin de mek dɛn sɔfa bin de mɔna se:
  - Inaf fɔ tide! I nɔ de fil ɛnitin igen.
  Di voivode ɔda wit wan harsh tɔyn:
  - Insay in sɛl! Wi go kɔntinyu tumara!
  Dɛn pul di os na di rɛk, dɛn tay burlap to di bɔdi we dɔn rɔtin, bɔn, we dɔn rɔtin ɛn trowe am na di bɛsin bak. Shackled mi an ɛn fut.
  Di titi bin de ledɔm pan rɔtin straw. A kam bak wit mi sɛns, ɛn a bin de fil bad bad pen. Bɔku rat dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de flay rawnd Domka.
  Di titi bin stil strɔng ɛn i kech di rat wit in an. Dɛn dɔn krɔs am. Afta dat, bikɔs i nɔ bin pe atɛnshɔn to di pen, i bin slip.
  I bin drim se Stenka Razin de kam insay Mɔsko wit in ami. Ɔl di kiŋ in ami dɛn dɔn win. Dɛn dɔn win di win. Ɛn di pipul dɛn kin gladi we dɛn mit di Kɔsak dɛn.
  Domka gallop nia di chif. Elegant, fayn, praud.
  Ɛn di drɔm dɛn de bit, di trɔmpɛt dɛn de blo. Di wan dɛn we tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt win ɛn win.
  Domka wek frɔm di rat we di lɔk de rat ɛn shek shek. I bin flash na mi ed: dɛn go mek a sɔfa bak.
  Bɔt i bin stil ali. Di wan we de gayd di jelman kam wit bred ɛn wan jɔg we gɛt wata.
  - Na wan bitch!
  Ɛn i put am so dat wata go splash pan di wɔri-hiro in bɔdi.
  Di os bin rayz. Di fut finga dɛn we bin brok bin de pen bad bad wan, lɛk abrasion ɛn bɔn. Di titi bin de swɛt di bred. Wi bin drink sɔm wata ɛn fil se wi gɛt mɔ trɛnk. A put mi finga dɛn bak ɛn tink se di bɔdi we dɔn brok go wɛl ɛn natin bad nɔ go apin. I sabi aw fɔ yuz mɛrɛsin fɔ pul di bɔn dɛn we dɔn bɔn ɛn mɛn wund dɛn. So dat wan trays nɔ go lɛf. Di men tin na fɔ bia wit di sɔfa, ɛn afta dat... Domka mɛmba di luk we di gɔvna bin de luk ɛn tink se dɛn go mek i sɔfa fɔ lɔng tɛm ɛn insay wan sofistikeyt we. Wɛl, lɛ i nɔ brok.
  Disɛmba bin pas wit fɛt-fɛt ɛn fɛt-fɛt we dɛn bin de fɛt na di plen. Di Jamani pipul dɛn stil rili strɔng na di ays. Dɛn disko dɛn kin rili denja. Dɛn mashin dɛn ya jɔs nɔ kin ambɔg ɛn dɛn kin spid we kin rich tɛn sonik spid. Di big prɔblɛm we di MIG-15 nɔ ebul fɔ bia wit.
  Tu Jaman gyal pikin dɛn we nem Albina ɛn Alvina de fɛn Sɔviɛt motoka dɛn na diskɔ.
  Na tru se di fayn fayn pipul dɛn de insay bikini ɛn barefut. Ɛn rili sɛxy.
  Dɛn kin yuz joystik fɔ kɔntrol di disk.
  Albina tɔn di motoka rawnd, shot wan Soviet fɛtman ɛn ala wit gladi at:
  - Mek wi blɔd-thirsty Reich bi famous!
  Alvina tek am ɛn i bin lans wan pawaful blo bak pan di Rɔshian motoka. I knock am dɔŋ ɛn twit se:
  - Genius Ɛkspɛs!
  Dɛn tu gyal pikin dɛn ya bin de spank dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Dem blondes dem so kiut. Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn abs dɛn rili skapul. I de go insay tayl.
  Albina brok wan Soviet plen bak. Ɛn i kin wink ɛn ala se:
  - Glori to di kil pasej!
  Alvina bin bit di Rɔshian dɛn bak. I flat dɛn ɛn wispa:
  - Mek di Fuhrer de wit wi!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn de ful-ɔp! Ɛn dɛn gɛt bɔku bɔku charm. Ɛn di tit dɛn so spak. Lɛk wan pal we Kpɛntin Nimo bin pul.
  Albina ram di motoka ɛn swɛt se:
  - Na so wi go sadul di man!
  Alvina krɔs di fɛtman ɛn grɔmbul:
  - Ɛn wan duzin man dɛn!
  Albina bin de gigl ɛn tɔk se:
  - Gret sex wen uman pik man fo moni!
  Alvina bin gri se:
  - Dis na klas, bɔt i sɔri fɔ di mɔni!
  Albina shot wan ɔda Soviet plen ɛn swɛt se:
  - Ɛn dat fɔ di sake fɔ gladi ɛn mɔni i nɔto sɔri-at. I nɔ go te igen wi go win di Rɔshian dɛn ɛn gɛt wi yon prɔpati!
  Alvina bin bang wan ɔda rɛd motoka ɛn ala se:
  - Na ɔnfɔni, di wɔ de drɛg! Dɛn Rɔshian dɛn ya so traŋa. I tan lɛk se yu de nak rɔba wit yu fist!
  Albina bin agens am wit anɔynt:
  - If na fɔ rɔba nɔmɔ. I tan lɛk kɔnkrit we dɛn dɔn riinfɔs mɔ. Ɛn mi nɛk dɛn bin rili at!
  Alvina bin de chip, nak wan Soviet motoka, ɛn ala se:
  - Wi go brok tru eni konkrit!
  Albina tek wan MIG-15 fɛtman dɔŋ frɔm wan rɔn stat:
  - Ɛn wi go brok di mɛtal ɛn evapɔret!
  Alvina bin gri wit dis:
  - Wi go brok am ɛn mɛlt am! Wi go gɛt laser jisnɔ! Ɛn afta dat, di Rɔshian dɛn go mɔs dɔn!
  Albina bin gri wit dis:
  - Dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ tinap agens laser!
  Alvina bin de gigl wit wamat:
  - Mek wi tek Moscow, en den London!
  Albina bin tɔk we i vɛks se:
  - Na taim fo tek London!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn tɔn dɛn disks rawnd. I nɔ mata aw di Soviet MiG ay kanɔn dɛn de faya di Nazi dɛn motoka, dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ du ɛnitin we gɛt valyu. Wan pawaful, laminar jet de knock ɔl di projɛktayl ɛn fragmɛnt dɛn.
  Alvina, we bin de kɔt di Rɔshian fɛtman, bin swɛt se:
  - Di bea in bɔtaflay dans nɔ go wok.
  Albina bin gayd in motoka wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin de ala se:
  - Yes, a bear... Yu na rili gud animal. Ɛspɛshali pan chen ɛn we yu skin dɔn kɔt!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn de wok wit di wamat we taygres dɛn kin vɛks. Eh, dem de temperamental tu na bed. Dɛn lɛk fɔ bi pati we de wok tranga wan. Ɛn dɛn nɔ de alaw fɔ kɔntinyu fɔ de. We i kam pan dis, dɛn jɔs tan lɛk shak. Ɛn dɛn lɛk fɔ du ɛkspiriɛns. Ɛn dɛn mɔt rili lɛk wi.
  Alvina bin bang di Soviet motoka ɛn swɛt se:
  - Fɔ chenj dɛn na di wɔ to wi win!
  Albina bin tɔk wit anɔynt ɛn vɛks se:
  - Yes, di wɔ dɔn drɛg go... Na jɔs faktri fɔ drim bad bad drim ɛn Setan in kichin. Bɔku pan wi bɔy pikin ɛn gyal pikin dɛn bin day!
  Alvina bin siŋ wit wan sigrɛt:
  - Aw bɔku pan wi brɔda dɛn de languish na dɛn grev... Shado de waka rawnd di wɔl... A nɔ ɔndastand wetin na wetin.
  Albina, we bin de grin lɛk we i de it bif ɛn krɔs di Rɔshian dɛn, bin de grɔmbul:
  - Wetin yu tink, padi, Gɔd de?
  Alvina, we insɛf bin de kil, bin his:
  - A gɛt big dawt. Di wɔ dɔn te fɔ lɔng lɔng tɛm. Ɛn se di Ɔlmayti nɔ lɛk Jamani if i alaw bɔku pan in bɛst bɔy pikin ɛn gyal pikin dɛn fɔ day!
  Albina bin tɔk se:
  - Sɔntɛm sɔm dip minin de pan dɛn tɛst ya?
  Alvina bin de gigl ɛn grɔmbul:
  - Minin? Fɔ mek pipul dɛn sɔfa mɔ, ɛn mɔ wi Jamani pipul dɛn?
  Albina bin tɔk wit di zil we wan uman wulf we dɔn pas ship pikin gɛt:
  "Dɔn wi go no mɔ bɔt di tin dɛn we de mek di wɔl gladi!" Ɛn lɔv we gɛt pis!
  Alvina bin sho in tit ɛn i bin de grɔmbul se:
  - Bɔt soja lɔv stil bɛtɛ pasmak!
  Albina bin gri wit dis:
  - Na tru, mɔ wit di bɔy pikin dɛn. Dɛn kin smɛl lɛk yɔŋ pipul dɛn, ɛn dɛn nɔ gɛt ia lɛk big man dɛn! I kin rili fayn fɔ du biznɛs wit dɛn!
  Alvina, we bin de krɔs di Soviet plen dɛn, bin swɛt se:
  - Ɛn di we aw dɛn de lan kin rili at fɔ si. A lɛk fɔ tek di wok fɔ bi mentɔ! Dis na so big tin!
  Albina bin gri wit dis:
  - I nɔ de gɛt ɛni wɛlbɔdi!
  Girls, in general, kin gladi, bɔt na raregal. Ɛn fɔ tru, dɛn kin du tin dɛn we nɔ kin rili fayn fɔ rid bɔt.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn de jomp wit peshɛnt. A want mek dɛn lɛk mi as a ebul! Ɛn fɔ strok dɛn ɛvride. Ɔ i bɛtɛ pas dat, tri tɛm insay di de. Nɔ, twɛnti tɛm insay di de!
  Alvina tek of, wan ɔda fɛtman ɛn swɛt:
  - Nɔ, Gɔd de! I alaw wi fɔ dɔnawe wit di Soviet sojaman dɛn!
  Albina bin de thump ɛn ala bak se:
  - Eh, wetin wi de mis? Seks de, man de... Plɛnti ɛnjɔymɛnt de, bɔt no risk nɔ de fɔ day! So wetin mek wi nid fɔ dɔn di wɔ?
  Alvina bin gri wit dis wantɛm wantɛm:
  - Akchuali, nid nɔ de! Wi go fɛt te di ɛnd!
  Albina hiss in sɔm anɔyntmɛnt:
  - Ɛn di tin bɔt wɔ na dat afta i dɔn, yu nɔ kin ivin fil ɛmti pasmak.
  Alvina bin rili lɛk fɔ mek dɛn tɔch in bɔdi. I so sɛnsitiv ɛn i de mek pɔsin want fɔ du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs. Ɛn kis dɛn kin ivin bɛtɛ. Ɛn we sɔm man dɛn we gɛt maynd kin fil yu wan tɛm. Ɛspɛshali if dɛn na bɔy pikin dɛn, ɛn stil gladi.
  In shot, di gyal pikin dɛn jɔs de supa ɛn anti-hiro!
  Insay Katolik Krismas, Disɛmba 25, 1954, Natasha bin disayd bak fɔ rayt wan stori bɔt Stenka Razin in ɛstɛt.
  Dɛn bin de mek Domka sɔfa ɛvride fɔ tu wiks insay wan row. Na tru, tek tɛm ɛn wit sɔm kia. Dɛn bin de bɔn, strɛch, twist, bit, sɔfa. Dɛn bin de chuk mi wit nidul ɛn es mi ɔp, ɛn tos mi na di rɛk. Dɛn bin de frɛsh mi fut dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɔltɛm. Di titi bin fil pen ɔlsay na in bɔdi. Dɛn bin de tɔn sɔl pan in wund dɛn, ɛn dis bin de mek i fil pen bad bad wan.
  Pan ɔl dis, Domka nɔ bin giv ɔp. Wit di ɛp fɔ dɛn ia, we wayt lɛk rays we dɔn rayp pasmak, dɛn saw di shakul dɛn. I bin de du am kwayɛt wan, ɛn ɔltɛm.
  I strenj, bɔt ivin stɛl we dɔn at, dɛn kin grind am dɔŋ wit ia. Pen bin de insay yu Domka. Di pen de ɔlsay, nɔto blɔd ɔ vein nɔ de we di pen nɔ tɔch. We dɛn bɔn am ɛn bit am, dɛn fil ɔda tin. Bɔt we sɔfa bin kɔba di wan ol pɔsin, i bin de dull.
  Domka bin stil bi heroic gyal. Di wan dɛn we bin de kil di pipul dɛn bin de trɛtin se dɛn go bɔn witch, ɛn no aks nɔ go de we gɛt mɔtalman sɛns. Wel, Domka bin redi fo dis tu.
  Bɔt di op we i bin gɛt fɔ rɔnawe nɔ bin lɛf am. Sɔntɛm i go gɛt tɛm fɔ saw tru di chen dɛn. I sɔri, bɔt di winda tu smɔl. Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ pas am so izi wan.
  Sɔntɛm yu go mek di pɔsin we de gayd di jel stɔp ɛn rɔnawe wit in klos? Na big gyal pikin, ɛn di gad gɛt mask na in fes. Sɔntɛm i go pɔsibul fɔ kɔmɔt de? Na tru se i at fɔ step pan kripul leg, bɔt i go rich de.
  Jɔs fɔ bia wit di chen dɛn.
  Di bigman we de kil Samos kam to am:
  - Halo biuti!
  Domka ansa rud wan se:
  - Di pɔsin we kil di pɔsin nɔ gɛt gud wɛlbɔdi, so yu day!
  Samosa bin de grin.
  - A bring yu somtin, biuti!
  Domka bin gigl ɛn aks bak se:
  - Ɛn wetin na di gift? Hot kol?
  Samosa ansa wit wan grin se:
  - Yu wan liv?
  Di os klin in chen dɛn ɛn ansa wit smayl se:
  - Na big big kwɛstyɔn! Na tru se a want am!
  Di chif ɛgzikishɔn bin ripɔt se:
  - Di big gɔvna Yuri Dolgorukov de gi yu di witch, anathema fɔ lɛf Stenka, ɛn di Kɔsak tifman dɛn. Una ripɛnt ɛn di kiŋ go sɔri fɔ yu. Dɛn go sɛntɛns yu fɔ wok tranga wan, bɔt yu go go na di gɔvna in prɔpati, usay yu go liv lɛk prinses!
  Domka bin de gigl ɛn tɔk se:
  - Ɛn usay a de ayd di trɔs dɛn, ɛnibɔdi nɔ go aks mi?
  Samosa bin ansa wit pɔlitiks se:
  - Di gɔvna gɛt inof jɛntri fɔ insɛf! If yu du gud to am, yu go gɛt layf ɛn gladi at. Ɛn so... Tumara faya go wet fɔ yu. Pantap dat, di faya go slo ɛn yu nɔ go bɔn wantɛm wantɛm. Yu go sɔfa fɔ sɔm awa, yu nekɛd bifo di krawd. Ɛn afta dat, dɛn go miks yu ashis wit ɔs manyuɔr ɛn fɛtilayz di fil wit am. I klia?
  Domka smayl bak, pan ɔl we dɛn bin de mek i sɔfa bad bad wan, ɔl in tit dɛn bin stil de, ɛn i bin tɔk se:
  - Di gɔvna want mek a du gud to di pɔsin we de mek a sɔfa? I gɛt bɔku tin dɛn we i want!
  Samosa bin tɔk wit pwɛl at, ɛn i bin put in vɔys dɔŋ:
  - If na mi bi yu, a go gri. Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ rɔnawe pan di faya.
  Di os nɔd ɛn klin di chen:
  - Lɔjik... Embras ɔda man ɔ flaym. Pantap dat, wi stil no udat go de fo di top...
  Di titi klap in an ɛn ansa se:
  "A rɛdi fɔ bi gud to di gɔvna." Bɔt a nɔ go lɛf Stenka Razin ɛn di Kɔsak dɛn! Ɛspɛshali na pɔblik!
  Samosa shrug ɛn tɔk se:
  - Bɔt di sovayb nɔ go ebul fɔ fɔgiv yu da tɛm de. Ɛn so... Dis na jɔs wɔd dɛn. Dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi stɔp di uprising. Stenka Razin de na kapchɔ ɛn i nɔ go te igen dɛn go kil am. Ɛn naw dɛn de mek i sɔfa jɔs lɛk yu. Ɛn di we aw yu lɛf fɔ du sɔntin nɔ go impɔtant!
  Domka aks wit wan sad luk:
  - Maybe mek a tink?
  Samosa ansa wit wan luk we nɔ satisfay se:
  - Tumara yu bɔn na scheduled. At most yu must giv ansa by di de afta tumoro. In di meantime... Yu wan spend di nait fo klin, soft bed and we no get chen?
  Domka bin shek in ed wit prawd, in wayt ia we bin gɛt smɔl gold bin dɔti mɔ ɛn mɔ, bɔt wan grey ia nɔ bin apia. Di titi ansa am tranga wan se:
  - A kin lɛk di dungeon. I de mek yu tink gud wan!
  Samosa bin wispa se:
  - Wel, yu de proud! I nɔ kin izi fɔ si da kayn man de! Yu no, a de se yu fɔ it lɛk mɔtalman. Mek yu trɛnk strɔng. Ɛn afta dat, i bin tan lɛk bred ɛn wata.
  Domka grin ɛn ansa se:
  - Wel, yu kin it! Mi prinsipul dɛn nɔ de intafya ya.
  Di pɔsin we de ɛp di pɔsin we dɛn kil bin apia. I kam wit wan trey wit rost gɔs, wan pay ɛn wan glas vodka.
  Domka bin de grin. Ɛn i tɔk wit gladi at se:
  - Dɛn kayn fɛstival ya we yu nɔ go ivin want fɔ day!
  Di ɛlda bin de mɔna se:
  - A go tink bɔt di sol!
  Domka nɔd fɔ gri ɛn admit se:
  - Yes, a bin de wit man, ɛn pas wan tɛm. Inklud wit Stepan Razin insɛf. So hell de wet mi eniwe.
  Di angri gyal tek di pie ɛn wan rather big roast goose. I bigin fɔ it di mit wit trɛnk.
  Samosa aks di titi se:
  - Yu tink se dis ɛl de?
  Domka bin tɔk fayn fayn wan se:
  - If torment de na dis wɔl, den wetin mek nɔ fɔ de na ɔda wɔl?
  Samosa swɛt ɛn chuk in chin wit in fist ɛn grɔmbul:
  - Logical... A kin si di eksekushɔn insay ɛl.
  Domka grin ɛn gi advays se:
  - Ɛn wetin mek? Yu jos de folo oda. A bin de kil pipul dɛn bak. A bin fɛt fɔ di trut... Ɛn trut na rilitiv! If yu pul di boyars nɔmɔ, tumara di sem Kɔsak ataman dɛn go wɔs pas di bigman dɛn we bin de bifo! Sɔntɛnde, yu kin tink se, wetin na gladi-at?
  Samosa bin gi advays, simpul ɛn rizin:
  - Gladi at ɔltɛm na rilitiv! Na ya yu de, angri, de it gɔs ɛn di tɛm gladi!
  Domka nɔd fɔ sho se i gri se:
  - Yes, na tru! Gud gɔs... Na so dɛn kin fid di wan dɛn we dɛn dɔn sɛntɛns fɔ day ɔltɛm?
  Samosa nɔ bin want fɔ ansa se:
  - Lɛk we. Bɔt di big gɔvna Dɔlgɔrukɔv insɛf prɔmis yu fɔ gɛt swit layf ɔnda in protɛkshɔn. Ɛn yu de it fɔ yusɛf ɛn gladi!
  Domka aks wit smayl ɛn insinuating tone:
  - I pɔsibul fɔ fɔgiv Stenka Razin?
  Samosa shek in ed.
  - Nɔ! I tu big kriminal!
  Dɔn Domka bin tɔk se:
  "Sɔntɛm a nɔ go gri fɔ fɔgiv mi if dɛn kil mi ɛn Stɛpan wit di sem aks."
  Samosa shek in ed negatif wan:
  - Nɔ... Di gɔvna nɔ nid dis! Wɛl, jɔs mek lɛk se yu lɛk am, if nɔto dat, kɔni uman lɛk yu kin rɔnawe ɔltɛm!
  Domka kɔntinyu fɔ chew di bɔd ɛn di pie. I bin snɛf wan glas vodka bak. Bɔt, di titi jɔs nɔ bin lɛk fɔ drink. Ɛn i bin de siŋ wit gladi at:
  - Ɔltin nɔ pɔsibul, ɔltin pɔsibul na di yunivas, tray na fɔ wi nɔmɔ fɔ lan!
  Natasha ɛn in tim pan Nyu Ia 1955 bin mek di Fritz dɛn go bifo na Voronezh.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin de muf dɛn tank dɛn ɔnda di sno we bin de fɔdɔm ɛn tray fɔ brok tru to di flanks.
  Di wɔriɔ dɛn, lɛk ɔltɛm, insay mini-bikini ɛn barefut, bin de fɛt na di kol. Dɛn bɛr dɛnsɛf na sno ɛn faya frɔm de ɛn trowe grenade ɛn paket dɛn we de bɔn wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Very fayn, sexy, en perfekt toned gyal dem. I tan, i gɛt leg we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Natasha kɔt di Kraut dɛn ɛn swɛt:
  - Wi gyal pikin dem de rili proud of wi sef!
  Zoya bin wispa ɛn grɔmbul bak:
  - Wi de tray fɔ de na di fɔs row dɛn nɔmɔ!
  Ɔgɔstin, we na di dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia, bin siŋ se:
  - Wi na jɔs prima ɛn balerina!
  Dɔn i lans wan grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Svetlana tek am ɛn faya. I bin trowe wan lɛmon:
  - Mek wi fɛt purely! Wi nɔ gɛt klawn in maynd!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin du wan big wok. Dɛn bin de shot ɛn trowe grenade dɛn wit dɛn leg dɛn we bin de mek pipul dɛn want fɔ du sɔntin. Ɛn wetin bɔt di Fuhrer...
  Natasha bin sho in bɔdi ɛn gi di grenade in skarlet nipple. I bin flay pas ɛn fɔdɔm insay di Nazi dɛn, ɛn i bin de swɛt:
  - Mek big doomsday de!
  Zoya bin twit se:
  - Ɛn Svarog di Gret Gɔd go kam!
  Ɛn i go sɛn grenade bak wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɔgɔstin bin de gigl ɛn notis se:
  - I stil intrestin. Kristian dɛn gɛt Jizɔs we de sɔpɔt pis. Ɛn wi gɛt wan bigman we de mek gɔn we nem Svarog! Yu kin si di difrɛns!
  Ɛn i go trowe bak wan eksplɔshɔn paket wit in bare il.
  Dɔn Svetlana, wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, nak di ɛnimi wit grenade. Ɛn i go siŋ, ɛn i go siŋ in tit.
  - Wi Gɔd na di Gɔd fɔ wɔ! Nɔto pacifism!
  Afta dat di gyal pikin dɛn trowe wan snobɔl pan dɛnsɛf. Natasha bin de gigl ɛn tɔk se:
  - I gud se Vladimir bin smat fɔ nɔ kɔnvɔyt to Ju rilijɔn. Bɔt, a tink se i go bɛtɛ fɔ mek yu divɛlɔp yu yon! Wɛl, wetin mek wi nid ɔda pipul dɛn fet?
  Di titi tek ɛn lans wan grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn skata di fasist dɛn.
  Zoya, we de shot, bin ad se:
  - Nɔ, infakt, mek di fet pacifist! Bɔt yu kin kam wit yu yon Iriy!
  Ɛn bak wit in bare fut i go lans di gift fɔ day ɛn smash wan tu duzin fasist dɛn.
  Na ya Ɔgɔstin bin atak di Nazi dɛn bak. Ɛn bak i giv in wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, paket dɛn we de bɔn.
  I skata di fasist dɛn ɛn swɛt:
  - Wan ol fayn fayn stori na nyu we!
  Ɛn sho in tɔŋ!
  Svetlana bin stat di layn. I bin mow di Fritzes dɔŋ ɛn swɛt:
  - Ɛn big chenj fɔ di fyuchu!
  Ɛn i lans am wit in bare il, i brok di bak dɛn fɔ di Fuhrers.
  Natasha tek am ɛn ala wit wan fes we nɔ gɛt op se:
  - Mi na di kul gyal! A go swip ɔlman wan tɛm!
  Ɛn fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin kin trowe day ɛn chaos.
  Zoya bin hit bak. Shot dɔŋ wan bɔnch fasist dɛn.
  Ɛn i bin de ala se:
  - Fɔ ɔna ɛn Mama Land!
  Afta dat, in fut we nɔ gɛt natin go bigin sɔntin bak.
  Na ya dɛn go tek Ɔgɔstin ɛn bit am hot. Go krɔs di fasist dɛn. I go krɔs dɛn to smɔl smɔl.
  Dɔn i go tek am ɛn siŋ:
  - Glori to di Mama Land ɛn Ɔna!
  Svetlana go lanch wan gift fɔ day bak, ɛn blather:
  - Ɛn wi go de togɛda!
  Ɛn leg dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin go mek dɛn pwɛl.
  Natasha, tu, go tek am ɛn nel am... I go mow dɔŋ di Krauts.
  Dɔn i go tek am ɛn gi am wan tɔn.
  I bin de siŋ, de grin in mɔt:
  - A nɔto ɔdinari gyal! Golden ia!
  Na tru se Natasha na gyal pikin fɔ insɛf. I kin du ɛnitin ɛn i rɛdi fɔ ɛnitin. Yu go jɔs admaya aw i de shot. Ɛn i de kɔt ɛnimi dɛn lɛk pɔsin we de plant.
  Ɛn i de swɛt:
  - Lɔv de mek pɔsin day!
  Zoya de shot tu. I gi grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i de his:
  - Briliant kɔd we yu de yuz!
  Ɛn i tɔk bak se:
  - Ɔl di fasist dɛn dɔn go!
  Ɔgɔstin sɛf shot di ɛnimi. I de kil di Kraut dɛn. Mows dɔŋ di Nazi dɛn ɛn swɛt:
  - Smɔl mɔ ɛn wi ɔl go strɔng!
  Ɛn di biuti in bare fut bak trowe di tin we de briŋ day.
  Svetlana de faya bak pan di Nazi dɛn. Ɛn i kin lans grenade bay we i de yuz di fut finga dɛn na in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn twit dɛn:
  - Wi nɔ bin no trɔbul, bɔt wan neba kam!
  Ɛn i kin laf bak.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn rili wɔndaful. Ɛn di wan dɛn we gɛt bɔku bɔku bɔdi. Ɛn dɛn lɛk am we dɛn pul dɛn tit.
  Dɛn tin ya na fayn fayn tin dɛn. Dis na di ays aerobatics fɔ lɔv ɛn poem! Mek dɛn sɛlibret di fayn fayn gyal pikin dɛn! Yɛs, lɛ i rili fayn wit dɛn!
  Natasha bin nak di fasist dɛn wit wan lid strim ɛn i bin de swɛt:
  - Ɔ rather, biliv wi, nɔ!
  Ɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin i go lanch wan tin bak we go kil am!
  Ɛn na ya Zoya de slap am. I go briŋ di fasist dɛn dɔŋ. Ɛn i de swɛt:
  - No gɔvmɛnt nɔ de fɔ wi!
  Augustine, we insɛf tan lɛk thumper, we de yuz in bare toes, go knock out bɔku Krauts ɛn squeak:
  - Ɛn di nɛks sɛntiwɔd go bi wi yon!
  Afta dat, in tit dɛn go shayn lɛk miro!
  Svetlana bin tek ɛn lans wan grenade bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Shot dɔŋ di fasist dɛn. Ɛn i bin paip wit aplomb:
  - Viktri we go de sote go! Svarog de wit wi!
  Natasha bin rol wan glas wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. I kɔt di Kraut dɛn trot ɛn swɛt:
  - Ɛn Jizɔs go de wit wi!
  Dɔn i bin tɔk bak se:
  - Lɛk di Rɔshian Wait Gɔd!
  Zoya bin gi di grenade bak ɛn ala se:
  - Glori to Gret Rɔshia!
  Ɛn wit in il we nɔ gɛt natin i go trowe wan paket we de bɔn.
  Ɔgɔstin shek in nipple we shep lɛk strawberry. I bin faya wan layn pan di fasist dɛn.
  Dɔn i trowe day pan di Fritz wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin de kray se:
  - Yes, mek wi nɔ gɛt prɔblɛm!
  Ɛn i sho in tɔŋ.
  Svetlana bin jomp bak na layn. I tear di fasist dɛn to pis... Ɛn afta dat di grenade we in bare fut lans de flay.
  Blond gyal de ala se:
  - Mek di trɛnk fɔ di Famili de wit wi!
  Ɛn ɔl di 4 gyal pikin dɛn ala se:
  - Glori to di Ɔlmayti, we de ɔlsay, we no ɔltin, we de sote go, ɛn we de sote go!
  Di Nyu Ia asɔlt pan Voronezh bin ripuls. Di gyal pikin dɛn disayd fɔ rɛst smɔl. Ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ rayt bak, sɔntin we intrestin. Bɔt di gɔd dɛn na Rɔshia.
  Natasha bigin fɔ skech bɔt di nɛks Rɔshian Gɔd we nem Veles. Wit di ɛp fɔ yu fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, fɔ tru.
  Veles (Volos, Veles, Volos, Tavr Busich, Guidon) - Gɔd fɔ di Slavik panteɔn , we dɛn tek in kult as di wan we ol pas ɔl. Veles na di Gɔd fɔ tri wɔl dɛn (Rul, Rivɛl, Navi), we de muv fri wan bitwin dɛn. Wan pan di transleshɔn dɛn we dɛn translet di nem Veles, we na di Slav dɛn Gɔd we bɔku pipul dɛn sabi, na "big rula." Dɛn bin de kɔl Gɔd Veles bak di Strɔng Gɔd (Asila), dɛn kɔl in pikin-hiro dɛn na Belarus asilki, ɔ volotomanov, dat na, velesichs. Dɛn kin rɛspɛkt Gɔd Veles na di nɔt as Gɔd we gɛt sɛns ɛn majik , we de sɔpɔt pipul dɛn we gɛt sɛns. Dɔn bak, di Slavik Gɔd we nem Veles na di pɔsin we de sɔpɔt pipul dɛn we de travul ɛn dɛn kin tek am as di Gɔd we de gi jɛntri ɛn prɔsperiti. Wan ɔda gift we Gɔd Veles gi pipul dɛn na dat na in de transfa di pɔsin we dɔn day in sol krɔs di Berezina Riva (di Riva fɔ Fɔgɛt) ɛn briŋ di bebi dɛn sol to di Manifest World.
  Dɔn Zoya we gɛt gold ia kɔntinyu fɔ skrab. In fut finga dɛn bin de pres fayn fayn wan.
  Dɛn tɔk bɔt di ɔrijin fɔ di Gɔd Veles insay Slav lay lay stori dɛn difrɛn we dɛn. Wan lay lay stori de bɔt di ɔrijin fɔ Gɔd Veles frɔm di Kaw Zimun - wan lay lay krichɔ we di Krieta Rod bin mek we di tɛm bigin. Ɔda stori dɛn na se na di Rod insɛf mek Veles, i tek patikyula tin dɛn we na di men tin fɔ dis. So, Veles, we na di Slav dɛn Gɔd, we na di fɔs Gɔd dɛn brɔda:
  Viya
  Dyya na wan
  Bɛlɔbɔg
  Chɛnɔbɔg
  Svarog we de na di wɔl
  Frets we de mek pɔsin fret
  Khorsa we dɛn kɔl
  Divya ɛn ɔda pipul dɛn.
  Dɔn di Ɔgɔstin we bin gɛt faya bin tek di pen wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bigin fɔ rayt bak.
  Dɔn bak, Gɔd Veles na di ɔnkul fɔ di yɔŋ Gɔd dɛn: Dazhdbog , Perun , Morena , Lelya , Zhiva , ɛn ɔda wan dɛn.
  Pikin dɛn fɔ Gɔd Veles akɔdin to lay lay stori dɛn:
  Yarilo na di pikin fɔ Veles ɛn di Gɔd we nem Diva-Dodola ;
  Troyan na Veles in pikin ɛn na uman we de na dis wɔl;
  Slip, di Gɔd fɔ slip bitwin di Slav dɛn - di pikin fɔ Veles ɛn Morena ;
  Veles in wɛf, Yaginya, in ɔda wɔd, Baba Yaga bitwin di Slav dɛm, ɛn sɔntɛm dɛn pikin dɛm, wi nɔ no bɔt dat.
  Insay di bɔn we Gɔd Veles bɔn di sikrit fɔ destiny de ayd, na Rod nɔmɔ no - di gret gret granpa. Pan di Slavik Gɔd dɛn, na in yon ɛn na strenja di sem tɛm. Di pikin fɔ di mistiriɔs Zemun, we insay lay lay stori dɛn tan lɛk sɔm spɛshal krichɔ frɔm ɔda wɔl, Veles na wan pan di Gɔd dɛn we gɛt pawa pas ɔl, we nɔ klia ɛn we nɔ izi fɔ ɔndastand, na di Slavik panteɔn, di Rula fɔ di Tri Wɔl dɛn, di Dak Gɔd, we dɛn bɔn Layt, big ɛn simpul di sem tɛm.
  Na ya Svetlana bin tek di pen bak wit in bare leg ɛn i bin shred in aria bak.
  Pipul dɛn kin gi bɔku lay lay stori dɛn bɔt di big big Veles - aw dɛn bɔn am bay di wil fɔ di Famili, ɛn aw Gɔd Vi mɛn am na di Wɔl fɔ Navi , aw i bin de waka waka rawnd di wɔl na Rivɛl fɔ fɛn in destiny ɛn i bin de di bad prinsipul we dɛn bin de majik am wit, bin de mek i sɔfa. Dɛn kin tɔk lay lay stori dɛn bɔt aw i lɛk Yasuna we gɛt layt yay ɛn se i sakrifays insɛf fɔ sev in layf. Dɛn kin siŋ siŋ dɛn bɔt di tin dɛn we i dɔn du ɛn bɔt aw i de ɛp pipul dɛn. Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ tɛl ɔl di stori dɛn bak insay wan masta wok.
  Afta dat di gyal pikin dɛn brok. Wan ɔda artileri shel na Voronezh bigin. Di wan dɛn we de trowe bɔm bin de wok. Jaman bɔm dɛn bak bin atak. Di payɔnia dɛn bin fɛt wit maynd agens di Nazi dɛn. Na mɔ Maria. Pan ɔl we di frɔst bin de, di titi bin wɛr tint wayt panti nɔmɔ. I bin de pres di pedal dɛn wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn kɔt di Jamani dɛn. Di titi shot wan Yu-387 jet bɔm, we mek i smok ɛn fɔdɔm. I bin gladi fɔ ala se:
  - Glori to Gret, Kɔmyunis Rɔshia!
  Afta di shel dɛn dɔn stɔp, di sojaman dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ rayt bɔt di Rɔshian gɔd dɛn.
  Gret Gɔd Veles. Aw fayn fayn Rodnoverie bi - so bɔku Gɔd dɛn. Ɛn ɔl na strɔng, intrestin, pɔsin ɛn involv insay di krieshɔn fɔ di Wɔl!
  Natasha bin rayt wit fut we nɔ gɛt natin se:
  Di sayn we pipul dɛn sabi pas ɔl fɔ Gɔd Veles na di "Bull"s Head" . Di sayn we tan lɛk kaw ed, de mɛmba se di Slavik Gɔd we nem Veles na in de sɔpɔt animal dɛn. Bɔku pipul dɛn sabi di sayn, dɛn kin yuz am mɔ pas ɔda wan dɛn, ɛn fɔ lɔng tɛm, i dɔn tek ɔl di difrɛn aidia dɛn we di Slav dɛn gɛt bɔt Gɔd in pawa, lɛk sɛns ɛn majik pawa.
  Zoya we gɛt gold ia bin kɔntinyu fɔ go bifo;
  Di sayn fɔ Gɔd Veles na man dɛn, ol ɛn yɔŋ pipul dɛn lɛk am, ɛn i kin mek uman dɛn we sabi du majik, lɛk am.
  Ɛnibɔdi we gɛt di sayn fɔ Veles gɛt rayt fɔ ɛkspɛkt frɔm am pawaful protɛkshɔn frɔm majik inflɔɛns, di divɛlɔpmɛnt fɔ in yon witchcraft abiliti, vitality ɛn di abiliti fɔ fɛn sɔlv insay wan tranga sityueshɔn.
  Rid mɔ bɔt di Bull in ed amulet .
  Wud - pain, walnut ɔ ashin (yew), majik stav ɛn amulet dɛn kin mek frɔm dɛn kayn tin ya
  Animal - ɛlk, dia, bea, ɔks (tur), kaw, snek, lizad (lizad).
  Heraldry, tin dɛm - lɔng breyd (iɛ), biad ɛn ɔn
  Treba (ofring) - dɛn bin de sakrifays kɔpa (as to di Gɔd we de mek pipul dɛn gɛt bɔku prɔpati ɛn prɔsperiti), wul ɛn fut, ɛn dɛn bin de tɔn kvass bak - dɛn drink dɛn de we i bin de tich pipul dɛn fɔ pripia, akɔdin to wan pan di lay lay stori dɛn.
  Ɛn Ɔgɔstin bin rɔn afta dɛn. Faya ɛn nɔ gɛt fut nɔmɔ.
  Udat na di Slavik Patron Gɔd dɛn?
  Di Slavik Gɔd Veles nɔ jɔs de sɔpɔt di Wan dɛn we No, bɔt i de sɔpɔt pipul dɛn bak we gɛt di sem kayn abit dɛn we i gɛt. Tipikli, dɛn kayn pipul ya kin gɛt pawaful abit, dɛn kin gɛt fleksibul maynd ɛn dɛn kin ebul fɔ ɔganayz. Patron Veles de protɛkt dɛn kayn pipul dɛn de mɔ we dɛn kɔlchɔ inklud:
  bisin;
  shap analitik maynd;
  ɔndastand;
  krieshɔn;
  paradoksal lɔjik;
  trɛnk fɔ maynd;
  sɔm agresiv we dɛn kin du.
  Dɔn Svetlana drayv wit ɔl in wamat ɛn kɔd:
  Dɛn kayn pipul ya kin want fɔ du nyu tin ɛn chenj ɔltɛm, dɛn kin imajin klia wan, ɛn dɛn kin disayd fɔ du sɔntin ɛn du sɔntin fɔ dɛnsɛf. Gɔd Veles insɛf gɛt di sem kayn abit dɛn, so i go ɛp pipul dɛn we gɛt da kayn wamat de.
  Mɔ ditel dɛn na di atikul Veles - Patron Gɔd
  Natasha bin kɔmɔt na do wit zil, ɛn i ol di pen wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Reza Roda Veles - na pat pan di nɔtan sistɛm fɔ tɛl fɔchɔ ɛn majik "Slavic Reza Roda". Di kot gɛt di sem imej ɛn autlayn we di simbul (amulet) - Bul in ed.
  Kɔt nɔmba - 5
  Divination. Fɔ Kwɛst Gɔd .
  We i de tɛl Gɔd bɔt wetin go apin tumara bambay ɛn aks Gɔd kwɛstyɔn, Reza Roda Veles de apia we chenj dɛn we dɛn nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt apin na di Kwɛstyɔn in layf. Pɔsin fɔ go insay in insay wɔl ɛn no in "mi" fɔ mek i go no di dip tin dɛn we i go ebul fɔ du. Yu kin gɛt sɛns, yu kin ebul fɔ chenj, yu kin disayd fɔ du sɔntin, ɔ yu kin want fɔ stɔdi majik.
  Majik. We Dɛn Invayt Gɔd . Ɔl di tɛm ɛn tɛm we i nid fɔ invayt Lak ɛn Gladi at na layf ɛn famili, dɛn kin kɔl Veles wantɛm wantɛm fɔ ɛp. Udat nid sakrifays pan fɔchɔ tɛlin ɛn ɛvride afɛkt, udat want fɔ mek rilayshɔn wit pikin ɛn fambul dɛn strɔng - na da tɛm de Veles go ebul fɔ ɛp. Di Gɔd fɔ di Tri Wɔl Veles na di Gɔd we gɛt sɛns ɛn majik, we insɛf bin sev frɔm di damej we di Dak Gɔd bin trowe pan am, ɛn lɛk nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ trowe ɔl di gɔst lɛsin dɛn frɔm pɔsin, mek i strɔng ɛn gɛt maynd bak .
  Na ya di gold-hɛd Zoya tek ɛn drɔ in biuti.
  Insay di sɛkshɔn "Slavic Rezes of the Family" : no bɔt aw, usay ɛn wetin mek Gɔd Veles de insay di nɔt majik tradishɔn, majik ɛn fɔtyun tɛlin.
  Dɛn bin de ɔnɔ Veles, we na di Slav dɛn Gɔd, bɔku tɛm we gɛt fɔ du wit di chenj we di sizin dɛn de chenj.
  Na di men de dɛn ya:
  Disɛmba 25 - Janwari 6 - Gret Velesovy Ɔlide dɛn
  Fɛbwari 4 - Fɛbwari 10 - Smɔl Velesovy Krismastayd
  Fɛbwari 11 - Veles De
  Mach 20-25 - Kɔmoɛditsa
  Jun 20-25 - Kupala
  Sɛptɛmba 20-25 - Tausen
  Di gyal pikin dɛn dɔn fɔ rayt. Ɛn wi bin de rɔn rawnd smɔl na di sno fɔ wam wisɛf.
  Ɔgɔstin bin tɔk wit zil se:
  - Dis na wetin Russian Gods min. Dɛn na aydɔl ɛn gɔd dɛn we de fɛt wɔ. Sɔntɛm wi fɔ bil tɛmpul?
  Svetlana bin de gigl ɛn tɛl am se:
  - Mek wi mek wi own pantheon of big demiurge gods.
  Wetin mek dɛn mek ɛni ɔda tin?
  Ɛn ɔl di 4 sojaman dɛn jomp ɛn ala.
  - Glori to di Rɔshian Gɔd dɛn! Wi fet na di tru pas ɔl!
  Janwari bin bizi. Di Jamani dɛn bin de atak wan wan tɛm. Bɔt dɛn bin gɛt hit bak ɛn rol bak.
  Insay di kol sizin, dɛn stil nɔto wɔri pipul dɛn. Ɛn di Afrikan mɛsenja dɛn kin kol mɔ. Dis tɛm ya, di gyal pikin dɛn kin rayt ɛn kɔmpoz.
  Natasha bin skech wan stori se wan shrapnel we bin de rɔnawe bin kil Jɛnɛral Stensel, we na bin di kɔmanda fɔ di difɛns fɔ Pɔt Ata. Ɛn di hiro we nem Kondratenko bin bi di nyu kɔmanda. Dɛn bin de du di difens fɔ di fɔt wit mɔ sɛns ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ du am fayn fayn wan. Fɔ mek di difɛns strɔng, Kondratenko tek ɔl di selɔ ɛn artileri frɔm di ship dɛn fɔ land ɛn tɛl dɛn fɔ ol te di ɛnd.
  Di siej we dɛn bin sidɔm na Pɔt Ata bin drɛg go bifo. Insay Fɛbwari 1905, pan ɔl dat, Kuropatkin bin tray fɔ pul di blok we dɛn bin de blok di fɔt. Na smɔl Japan pipul dɛn bin de agens di Rɔshian dɛn pas aw i bin de insay rial istri. Bɔt bikɔs Kuropatkin nɔ bin ebul fɔ disayd fɔ du sɔntin, i nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ win di samurai. Bɔt di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin tɔn bak pan ɔl di atak dɛn ɛn dɛn bin lɔs di Japan pipul dɛn bad bad wan. Dɔn i bin tɔn bak.
  Di Tsar bin rich fɔ pul Kuropatkin ɛn pik Linevich.
  Bɔt Pɔt Atɔ bin stil ol am.
  Di brayt bɔbɔ we nem Oleg Rybachenko bin difrɛn pan am. Na in bin sev Kondratenko frɔm day. Di bɔbɔ bin fɛt bad bad wan. Naw insay Mach di Japan pipul dɛn de tray fɔ storm Pɔt Ata bak.
  Wan pikin we ol ilevin ia faya Mosin rayf pan samurai. I dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ di sno mɛlt, bɔku dɔti de de. Di bɔbɔ nɔ wɛr fut ɛn i wɛr shɔt. Dis we ya i kin strɔng ɛn fil di pawa we di wɔl gɛt bɛtɛ.
  Oleg knock down di Japanese en se:
  - Glori fɔ Rɔshia!
  Neks to am na di gyal we nem Magarita. Dɔn bak, i nɔ wɛr fut wit layt dres. Di sem ej we Oleg Rybachenko ol.
  I kin shot bak kɔrɛkt wan. I de slap wan samurai ɛn i de swɛt:
  - Fɔ di glori fɔ di Mamaland we de na ɛvin!
  Di bɔbɔ ɛn di gyal pikin dɔn de ya frɔm di fɔs dez we dɛn bin de siej. Frɔm we dɛn ol tɛn ia dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi bi ɛkspiriɛns fɛtman dɛn we de fɛt wit samurai.
  Wetin nɔto shot frɔm rayf na hit.
  Oleg Rybachenko de film wan Japan kɔlɔnɛl. I stomp in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we tan ɛn se:
  - Mek di layt fɔ di Rɔshian Gɔd dɛn de!
  Margarita, dis tɛrminatɔ gyal kɔnfɔm:
  - Yes, i de ɔltɛm fambul!
  Ɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, i trowe wan disk to di samurai we de nia am.
  Ɛn afta dat, di bɔbɔ trowe in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Oleg, we don skata di samurai, twit:
  - Ɛn di ɛnimi ship dɛn flay go na grɔn! Ɔnda di prɛshɔn we stɛl ɛn faya de gi!
  Di bɔbɔ de shot kɔrɛkt wan. Na ya di ɔfisa we dɔn day fɔdɔm. Ɛn biɛn am, ɔda wan de. Di Japan pipul dɛn nɔ gɛt tank yet ɛn atak di ol we. Bɔku pan dɛn bin day ɔnda di wɔl dɛn na Pɔt Ata. Di rank ɛn difenda dɛn bin thin.
  Bɔt di Rɔshian ami nɔ de giv ɔp. Port Arthur stil de ol am. Di siej dɔn de fɔ tɛn mɔnt. Bɔt di siti we gɛt fɔt nɔ de giv ɔp.
  Ɛnd ɔf Mach, spring. Wan dɔti smɔl. Bɔt di san so brayt ɛn wam. I de wam am.
  Magarita, dis titi we gɛt gold ia, de trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn siŋ wit raym.
  Di bɔbɔ we nem Ɔlɛg sɛf de siŋ wit am ɛn trowe grenade dɛn we dɛn mek na os wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin;
  Oh Pushkin, yu eksentrik na rong,
  Wi nɔ fɔ sik insay di spring!
  Afta ɔl, di smel fɔ fresh May ɔyl, .
  I ebul fɔ drɛb ɔlman kɔmɔt na di sofa!
  
  Snowdrops kin blo insay spring, .
  Dem get di purity of nait glaze...
  I bɔn wan saf layt drim, .
  Di yɔŋ man want ɔda big big briz!
  
  Insay spring di kol go stɔp, .
  Di scum of evil torment go disappear...
  Hunting glori sote go, .
  Drink di vajin in swit briz!
  
  Aw ɔltin fayn we yu yɔŋ, .
  Ɛn May na di yɔŋ tɛm we di tin dɛn we Gɔd mek!
  Wan wudpik de bit wit chisel, .
  Tɛnda de shek, i de spit di vault dɛn!
  
  Insay spring di watasay dɛn kin grɔmbul lɛk tril, .
  Ɛn di myuz dɛn de splash di wef dɛn we de ring.
  Na di bɛri dɛn we de gro - .
  Di fayn fayn tin dɛn kin mek di at wam!
  
  Ɔltin na wi rijɔn fayn, .
  Gras tan lɛk velvet we de na uman in klos.
  Bɔt us kayn blayndnɛs, .
  Tray fɔ liv na di siti wit traŋa!
  
  Wetin mek wi nid siti ɛn vilej, .
  Bi lɛk savayj ɛn waka na di fɔrɛst.
  Ɛn if sno de, .
  We yu rɔn barefut, i jɔs de mek i kol!
  
  Di klen bin gi da kayn pawa de, .
  Dat wi kin rul lɛk gɔd dɛn.
  Na ya di rays gold na di fil, .
  Di aykɔn in stɛp fes de shayn!
  
  Svarog Slavik Oli Papa - .
  I bin tɛl wi fɔ lɛk wi brɔda dɛn ɛn liv fɔ dɛn!
  Udat na nobul, we du wɛl, .
  Afta ɔl, di Wan we mek ɔltin insɛf bin gri fɔ mek dɛn nel am pan di krɔs!
  
  Ɛn di nayt go shap di sɔd insɛf, .
  Na bikɔs fɛt-fɛt de na layf!
  PAPA GƆD se: A nɔ go gi una pis, .
  Afta ɔl, ɛl, biliv nɔ gɛt pawa!
  
  So nɔ biliv se slip na ɛvin, .
  Infakt, di men tin we de mek pɔsin gladi na fɔ muv.
  En yu fait so dare - .
  So dat di pɔsin we kil am go aks fɔ fɔgiv!
  
  Ɛn if i bin tɔn bak fɔ insɛf, .
  Rod go ɛp, biliv yu bɔy pikin!
  Gɛt dɔst ɛn klɔt kɔmɔt na yu ed:
  Wetin mek yu de whine - A go rijek am!
  Di bɔbɔ ɛn di titi bin faya we dɛn bin de siŋ. Dɛn bin de ɛmbroyd samurai.
  Ɔl di say dɛn we dɛn bin de kam nia bin ful-ɔp wit bɔdi dɛn. Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin drɛb di atak we di sojaman dɛn we bin bɛtɛ pas dɛn bin de atak dɛn.
  Tawzin tawzin rejimɛnt afta rejimɛnt - wi hiro dɛn kin mek damej!
  Bɔy ɛn gyal pikin de na di kɔt ed, di Japan pipul dɛn go dangle insay wan nɔs. Di samurai nɔ go ebul fɔ win Rus", wi go ebul fɔ brok dɛn insay pis!
  Oleg Rybachenko se, i nak di Japan jenɛral ɛn mek i belch blɔd.
  - Kolovrat na di wɔl! Evpatiy Kolovrat we de na di wɔl!
  Magarita, we de faya, de siŋ wit zil:
  - Difens fɔ di Fada Land! Perunov na sojaman!
  Oleg Rybachenko, we de kɔt ɛnimi dɛn, de siŋ:
  - Kolovrat na di wɔl! Evpatiy Kolovrat we de na di wɔl!
  Magarita bin trowe wan grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, we tan lɛk pikin ɛn i bin de chirp:
  - Di Heroes of Rus' de ring di alarm!
  Janwari bin de kam dɔn ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn disayd bak fɔ go bak to di tim bɔt Rɔshian gɔd dɛn.
  Dis tɛm dɛn bin de tɔk bɔt Yaril.
  Natasha na bin di fɔs pɔsin we skech wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin bɔt dis big ɛn swit ɛn dia gɔd.
  Yarilo (Yarovit, Ardent Whirlwind, Ardent God, Wolf Shepherd) na di Slavik Gɔd fɔ di Spring San, we di Slav dɛn rɛspɛkt as di Gɔd fɔ Fɛtiliti ɛn pawa, na pɔsin we sabi fɛt ɛn di fɔs fama. Dɛn kin rɛspɛkt Yarilo as di Wɔlf Shɛpad. Shɛpad dɛn kin tɔn to Gɔd Yarilo wit aks fɔ protɛkt layfstoŋ frɔm wayl animal dɛn. Fama dɛn kin tɔn to Yarilo di tɛm we dɛn kin gɛt di fɛstival fɔ di fɔs fɔro. Di wan dɛn we de fɛt wɔ kin ɔnɔ am bak. Wi kin se ɔlman rɛspɛkt di Slavik Gɔd we de na di Spring San.
  Along wit Yarilo, di layf we de na dis wɔl de gɛt layf bak, di we aw pɔsin de fil, ɛn di trɛnk we de kam. Na Yarilo de briŋ Lelya , di Gɔd uman fɔ Spring, to di pipul dɛn di de we di vernal equinox de.
  Dɔn i kɔntinyu fɔ skrab yuz in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn Zoya.
  Yarilo na di Gɔd fɔ di Spring San, na di pikin fɔ Veles , di Gɔd fɔ di Tri Wɔl dɛn, ɛn Diva-Dodola , di Gɔd fɔ di Mɔstɔ na ɛvin. Slav lay lay stori dɛn se di Gɔd we yɔŋ pasɔn bin bɔn jɔs frɔm strɔng filin dɛn we dɛn nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt. Wan tɛm, Veles bin lɛk di fayn fayn Diva Dodola, bɔt di Gɔd we bin de rɔnawe bin lɛk Pɛrun di Tɛnda pas am . Dɔn Veles tɔn to wan majik lili na di vali, we di Gɔd uman Diva Dodola si ɛn i nɔ bin ebul fɔ stɔp fɔ smɛl di majik flawa. Dis na aw di yɔŋ Gɔd fɔ di Spring San bin apia.
  Frɔm in papa Veles, Yarilo bin adopt man trɛnk ɛn werewolf abiliti. So, Yarilo bin bi di pɔsin we de sɔpɔt wulf dɛn, we na di Wulf Shɛpad. Frɔm in mama Diva Dodola, i tek in atraktiv ɛn layf layf, na dat mek dɛn rɛspɛkt Yarilo as di Gɔd fɔ Pashɔn.
  Dɔn, we di Ɔgɔstin we gɛt faya bin de shek in bɔdi we nɔ gɛt natin wit skarlet nipples, bigin fɔ rayt.
  Dɛn dɔn kip bɔku lay lay stori ɛn lay lay stori dɛn bɔt di Slavik Gɔd we de na di Spring San, we nem Yarilo. Insay bɔku stori dɛn, dɛn kin tɔk bɔt Yarilo as pɔsin we de ɛp pipul dɛn we lɛk dɛnsɛf ɔ as pɔsin we de sɔpɔt Wɔlf ɛn ɔda wayl animal dɛn. Di lay lay stori we bɔku pipul dɛn sabi bɔt Yarilo, dɛn kin kɔl am di Gɔd fɔ Fɛtiliti.
  Frɔm dis lay lay stori, di Slav dɛn nɔ bin de plant di land ɛn plant bred ɔltɛm. Fɔ lɔng tɛm, di ebul fɔ gro ray, mek flawa ɛn bek bred frɔm am. Na di fɔs tɛm dis we Gɔd Yarilo bin tray fɔ mek fayn fayn kek dɛn na wan kɔntri we de ovasi, ɛn leta i lan fɔ mek dɛn insɛf. Di pipul dɛn we Yarilo bin de go fɛn am wit bin tich am aw fɔ mek bred, ɛn di Gɔd fɔ di Spring San bin briŋ dis no to di Slav dɛn. Fɔs, Yarilo bin gi di Gɔd dɛn wan tɛst fɔ di bred, dɔn ɔlman disayd togɛda aw fɔ tich pipul dɛn fɔ plant gren. Di Slav dɛn bin de si di bɔdi fɔ di Mama fɔ di Raw Wɔl we nɔ go ambɔg ɛn dɛn nɔ bin gri fɔ mek i fil pen. Bɔt di Wɔl Gɔd insɛf bin gri se in bɔy pikin Mikula Selyanovich mek di fɔs fɔrɔ, ɛn Yarilo fɔ plant di fɔs grens dɛn. Frɔm da tɛm de, pipul dɛn dɔn de rɛspɛkt Yarilo as di Gɔd we de mek pikin dɛn bɔn pikin.
  Dɔn Svetlana bigin fɔ stich. I bin de sho in bɔdi bak wit strawberry nipples ɛn pres di kibɔd wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Di amulet we di Slavik Gɔd we nem Yarilo bin de yuz, dɛn kɔl am Yarovik . Dis na swastastik, solar, 4-ray simbul. Di sayn tan lɛk wan oblique krɔs we de dɔn wit 4 kres we tan lɛk kres. Di Yarovik simbul nɔ bin jɔs de wɛr am as pɔsin in yon amulet, bɔt dɛn bin de drɔ am pan stɔ dɛn we gɛt gren ɛn na di get dɛn na di yad usay layfstoŋ bin de. So dɛn bin aks Yarilo fɔ protɛkt gren ɛn animal dɛn frɔm wayl animal dɛn we de obe dis Slavik Gɔd.
  As pɔsin in yon amulet, dɛn kin wɛr Gɔd Yarilo in simbul fɔ gɛt kɔnfidɛns, fɔ gɛt maynd, fɔ gɛt trɛnk, fɔ gɛt trɛnk, fɔ gɛt gladi at ɛn fɔ gladi, ɛn fɔ bɔn nyu lɔv.
  Natasha kɔntinyu dis tɛm wit di ɛp we skarlet nipples bin de ɛp am.
  Animal - wulf, hare.
  Heraldry, tin dɛm - ia fɔ kɔn, krawn, branch wit yɔŋ lif dɛm.
  Treba (ofrin) - pankɛk, gren, pɔrit, pay, eg, ɔni.
  Zoya kɔntinyu fɔ peint wit zil yuz in fayn fayn fut we dɛn kɔt kɔt.
  Yarilo kin bi pɔsin we de sɔpɔt am bay di de we dɛn bɔn am ɔ di sem kayn pɔsin in kɔlchɔ. Yarilo na di pɔsin we de sɔpɔt di wan dɛn we dɛn bɔn ɔnda di spring san, rid mɔ bɔt dis na di atikul we se Slavic horoscope .
  Ɔgɔstin tek di pen ɛn, wit di ɛp we in ful bɔdi, we dɛn krawn wit ros, dɔn fɔ rayt.
  Yarilo kin bi patron gɔd fɔ di wan dɛn we fiba am pan abit. Dɛn pipul ya kin lɛk fɔ spɛn tɛm wit ɔda pipul dɛn, dɛn kin fil fayn, dɛn kin lɛk fɔ du . Dɛn lɛk fɔ tɔk fayn, fayn tin dɛn to ɔda pipul dɛn, dɛn sabi aw fɔ es dɛn spirit ɛn mek dɛn gladi. Di wan dɛn we de nia Gɔd Yarilo kin rɛdi ɔltɛm fɔ ɛp di wan dɛn we gɛt prɔblɛm: dɛn kin gi gud advays ɔ fɛn we fɔ kɔmɔt na prɔblɛm we nɔ izi. Pipul dɛn we gɛt di sem kayn abit lɛk Yarilo, dɛn brayt, dɛn kin mek tin dɛn, bɔt dɛn kin kol kwik kwik wan, dɛn kin bigin fɔ bost ɛn dɛn kin luk fɔ nyu biznɛs ɔ pɔsin we dɛn lɛk.
  Afta dat, di gyal pikin dem get distrakt likl... Dem stat dans in onli dia panti. Ɛn i de hum.
  - Mi kɔntri na praud ɛn swit,
  Mi famili, una nɔ go kray!
  Afta dat, di gyal pikin dɛn bin jomp bɔku, ɛn lɛf bɔku bɔku imprint dɛn we gɛt barefut grasful futprin dɛn na di sno. Ɛn dɛn bin de tɔn dɛn bɔdi ɛn dɛn bɛlɛ we gɛt mɔsul. Dɛn so sɛxy ɛn dɛn so strɔng. Dɛn gɛt bɔku gudnɛs ɛn trɛnk. Yu go mit da kayn gyal pikin de ɛn yu nɔ go ɛva fɔgɛt am. I nɔ mata aw lɔng di wɔ tek.
  We di kol at bin de, di gyal pikin dɛn bin de rayt dɛn yon.
  Natasha tek am wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn rayt se:
  Di abit fɔ di wan dɛn we Yarilo kin bi pɔsin we de sɔpɔt dɛn gɛt dɛn kwaliti dɛn ya :
  fɔ gɛt op;
  gud-wil;
  di we aw pɔsin kin liv wit ɔda pipul dɛn;
  di we aw pɔsin de fil;
  adikshɔn to di we aw pɔsin de fil;
  nɔ lɛk ɔda tin dɛn ɛn di tɛm we dɛn fɔ du am.
  Dɔn Zoya, dis fayn fayn uman we de shayn, bin notis. Bay di we, yuz bɔl dɛn we gɛt bɔdi wit krimsin nipples.
  Di Slavik Reza fɔ Gɔd Yarilo de sho di sayn we nem Yarovik .
  Reza in nɔmba na 25.
  Reza Yarilo de fɔdɔm we "spring" kam na pɔsin in layf - na tɛm we brayt filin, imɔshɔn, ɛnjɔy layf insay in wɔl, klia manifestɔ. Dis na di tɛm we yu fɔ put kɔlkyulɛshɔn na sayd ɛn trɔst aw yu de fil, nɔ fɔ fred fɔ liv wit maynd ɛn tɔk to pipul dɛn. Bɔt pan di sem tɛm, sɔntɛnde, dɛn kin sho tin dɛn we nɔ fayn we pɔsin nɔ bin dɔn notis bifo ɛn we i nɔ bin dɔn fɛn di trɛnk fɔ bia wit am.
  Ɔgɔstin bin kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk. I bin du dis wit big zil ɛn prɛshɔn. Ɛn i bin de yuz in bɔdi ɛn in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Dɛn kin gi bɔku ɔlide dɛn to di Slavik Gɔd we nem Yarilo:
  Mach 20-21 (di de chenj insay difrɛn ia) - Spring Solstice, Yarilo bring Lelya-Spring insay di wɔl fɔ Rivɛl .
  Epril 23 na Yarilin in De, we na man dɛn ɔlide, di de fɔ di fɔs fɔrɔ.
  Ɔgɔst 18 - Khoroyar, de fɔ Khors ɛn Yarilo, ɔs fɛstival.
  Svetlana kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk bɔt aw Natasha bin tɔk bɔt aw dɛn bin sidɔm rawnd Pɔt Ata.
  Wan bɔbɔ ɛn wan titi we nem Ɔlɛg Raybachenko ɛn Magarita Kɔrshunova bin fɛt na Mawnt Visokaya. We di Japan pipul dɛn nɔ ɛva ebul fɔ kech. Na bin di fɔs de insay Epril ɛn di de bin tɔn to wam.
  Pan ɔl we di pikin dɛn de wɔri. Di trɔbul we Blɔdi Sɔnde bin mek bin bigin na Rɔshia. Ɛn i bin klia se na tɛm fɔ mek di wɔ dɔn. Bɔt Jepan bin tray tranga wan fɔ tek kɔntrol pan Pɔt Ata. Pan ɔl we i bin rili de blɔd bak.
  Rozhdestvensky in skwadron bin de kam nia frɔm Afrika. Jɛnɛral Linevich bin gɛda sojaman dɛn bak we bin bɛtɛ pas am. Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin de kam fɔ fɛt.
  Ɛn di Japan pipul dɛn bin put prɛshɔn pan Pɔt Atɔ wit ɔl dɛn pawa.
  Oleg Rybachenko stil na jɔs pikin, bɔt i gɛt mɔsul dɛn we rili impɔtant ɛn in ia fayn.
  I knock down wan Japanese wit wan well-aim shot ɛn ala se:
  - Glori fɔ Tsar Nikolas!
  Magarita de faya bak, ɛn i tɔk wit admaya se:
  - Ɛn to wi nyu kɔntri!
  Afta dat di gyal ɛn di bɔbɔ bigin fɔ shot ivin fast. Dɛn kin lod dɛn rayf dɛn bak wit dɛn fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn kɔt samurai dɛn dɔŋ.
  Oleg de siŋ, i de knock dɔŋ ɛn panch samurai:
  - Bɔt intɛlijɛns ripɔt kɔrɛkt wan... Ɛn i go pan di atak, wi yon strɔng! Na di kɔntri we dɛn bɔn na di Fa Is. Armoured, shɔk batalyɔn!
  Magarita bin siŋ bak, ɛn i bin de sɛn bulɛt afta bulɛt kɔrɛkt wan:
  - Armoured, shɔk batalyɔn!
  Di bɔbɔ ɛn di gyal bin fɛt wit kɔnfidɛns we tan lɛk stik. Dɛn bin dɔn gɛt awdhɔ.
  Dɛn bin gɛt dɛn fɔs baptizim wit faya we di Japan pipul dɛn bin stil de tray fɔ tay di nɔs rawnd Pɔt Ata.
  Dɔn, di pikin dɛn we ol tɛn ia nɔ bin jɔs de briŋ shel to Rɔshian kanɔn dɛn, bɔt Ɔlɛg insɛf bin de faya. Ɛn i shot wan Japan howitzer. Fɔ sho se i kɔrɛkt.
  Di bɔbɔ ɛn di titi bin pas tranga tɛst dɛn. Bɔt dɛn nɔ bin sɔrɛnda Pɔt Atɔ. Ɛn dɛn bin de fɛt lɛk hiro dɛn.
  Oleg Rybachenko, we de kɔt wan Japan man, de siŋ:
  - Gɔd sev di kiŋ!
  Margarita de sɔpɔt:
  - Strɔng sovayb!
  Oleg Rybachenko, we de faya, se:
  - Rul wit glori!
  Magarita, we de kɔt wan samurai, de swɛt:
  - Fɔ wi glori!
  Oleg bin siŋ wit gladi at:
  - Rein to di fred fɔ yu ɛnimi dɛn!
  Ɛn di bɔbɔ trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Margarita bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Ɔtodɔks Tsa!
  Ɛn di titi bin trowe grenade bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin!
  Gret man ɛn in wɛf. Jɔs pikin dɛn, bɔt so kul.
  Krayzi elemɛnt dɛn, krayzi ɛlimɛnt dɛn.
  Na Epril 1, dɛn bin pul di Jepan dɛn we bin de atak dɛn. Afta dat di samurai dɛn bigin fɔ faya na Maunt Vysokaya. Bɔt i nɔ bin gɛt bɔku sakrifays.
  Oleg ɛn Margarita bin mek wan sɔrti.
  Wan bɔbɔ ɛn wan titi bin de trowe shap disk dɛn wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Dɛn nak di Japan pipul dɛn trot ɛn chip:
  - Glori fɔ Tsar Nikolas!
  Dɔn dɛn bigin fɔ pwɛl di samurai dɛn.
  Oleg bin faya pan di Japan ɔfisa. Start am ɛn swɛt:
  - Fɔ wan nyu ɔda!
  Margarita bin fuk di samurai. I trowe wan glas wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn swɛt:
  - Nyu ɔda na di ol we!
  Oleg bin lɔs in wamat bak. Lans wan nyu nidul. Hit di Japan pipul dɛn na dɛn yay. Ɛn i ala se:
  - Fɔ di ajɔstmɛnt dɛn we tsarism dɔn du!
  Margarita bin nak di yɔlɔ man dɔŋ. I trowe in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin rayt na in yay ɛn chip:
  - Dɛn dɔn briŋ di tin dɛn we Tsar Nicholas disayd fɔ du!
  Di bɔbɔ ɛn di gyal pikin jɔs nɔ ebul fɔ stɔp. Dis na aw dɛn de pwɛl di Japan pipul dɛn. Wetin mek dɛn na tin dɛn we kin apin? Ɛn dɛn go sɔrɛnda Pɔt Ata, ilɛksɛf bɔku samurai dɛn rɔsh agens dis fɔt.
  Oleg bin nak di Japan jenɛral ɛn swɛt se:
  - Wi pati strɔng!
  Margarita tek am ɛn i nak di big bɔs bak ɛn his:
  - I de protɛkt di wɔl!
  Wan bɔbɔ ɛn wan titi bin bang wan ples usay dɛn de kip amunishɔn. Di bɔbɔ pul di bɔw yuz in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i fri wan aro we gɛt faya ɛnd.
  I bin de flay insay bɔks dɛn we gɛt shel ɛn bɔm dɛn. Ɛn ɔltin bigin fɔ bɔn ɛn bɔn.
  Oleg ala se:
  - Na total destruction go de! Mi fɔs muv na mi las muv!
  Ɛn di bɔbɔ stɔp in tɔŋ.
  Agen di bɔbɔ shot ɛn hit. I de wok witout fail. Ɛn di Japan pipul dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ du ɛnitin bɔt am.
  Margarita kin shot ɛn swɛt bak:
  - Fɔ Rus'! Di kɔntri dɛn we oli pas ɔl!
  Di pikin dɛn de kam lɛk tsunami wef. Smɔl, bɔt i so kil.
  Fɛbwari dɔn rich. I bin layt smɔl ɛn wam. Wan lɔl bin stil de. Ɔl tu di say dɛn bin lik dɛn wund dɛn ɛn tek dɛn briz.
  Natasha kɔntinyu fɔ rayt bɔt aw dɛn bin de difend Pɔt Ata.
  Flawa bigin insay Epril. Di Japan pipul dɛn we bin taya bikɔs dɛn bin de blok dɛn fɔ lɔng tɛm ɛn dɛn bin de atak dɛn, bin faya. Bɔt dɛn nɔ bin tray fɔ atak dɛn yet. Rɔshia bin de gɛda bɔku bɔku sojaman dɛn na Manchuria. Pan ɔl we di Japan pipul dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi kɔl titi dɛn fɔ go fɛt wɔ, Linevich bin dɔn gɛt advantej fɔ lɛk wan ɛn af tɛm so. Rozhdestvensky in skwadron sɛf bin de kam nia. I bin tan lɛk se wan chenj we go mek Rɔshia fayn, bin de kam insay di wɔ.
  Bɔt, kɔnfyushɔn de insay di kɔntri. Blɔd Sɔnde bin mek pipul dɛn bigin fɔ yɛri ɛn mek pipul dɛn nɔ gɛt wanwɔd. Na tru se dɛn nɔ bin strɔng lɛk aw i bin de na rial istri, bikɔs Pɔt Atɔ bin stil de bifo, ɛn nɔbɔdi nɔ bin tink se di wɔ dɔn lɔs.
  Di Tsar bin aks Linevich fɔ atak di Japan pipul dɛn. Bɔt i bin stil de shem. Ɛn di kɔst fɔ di wɔ bin go ɔp.
  Jepan sɛf bin taya. Dɛn bin dɔn de tɔk ɔlrɛdi bɔt fɔ pul di blok we dɛn bin de blok Pɔt Ata ɛn fɔ mek pis wit Rɔshia. Infakt, dɛn bin de tɔk bɔt dɛn kayn tin dɛn de. Na mɔtalman, bɔt di ziro opshɔn. We di pati dɛn mek di stetɔs kɔo bak. Bɔt Briten nɔ bin want pis ɛn i bin prɔmis fɔ lɛnt nyu mɔni. Na Russia, dem no bin wan mek evritin bi dro. Na mɔtalman dɛn bin de tɔk bɔt di Kuril Ayland dɛn. Laik, aw dem de, en no kin tek bak. Rɔshia bin gɛt pat pan di rij, dɔn i gi am fɔ chenj fɔ kɔntrol Sakhalin ɔl.
  Ɛn naw a bin want fɔ gi bak wetin bin dɔn lɔs, ɛn di kɔnsɛshɔn we pasmak to Jepan.
  Bɔt Epril 30, Jepan bin bigin fɔ atak Pɔt Ata ɛn dɛn bin vɛks bad bad wan. Di men blo bin fɔdɔm na Maunt Vysoka.
  Oleg ɛn Magarita bin fɛt, ɛn naw dɛn de yuz mashin gɔn. Wan bɔbɔ ɛn wan titi bin de faya gɔn. Di pikin dɛn bin rili kɔt di Japan pipul dɛn dɔŋ.
  Oleg, we de shot, bin siŋ:
  - Eh, bikɔs sɔri-at nɔto prɔblɛm!
  Magarita, we bin de skrab pan di samurai ɛn slap in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, bin de ala se:
  - If na plenti moni bin de!
  Di bɔbɔ tek nel pan di Japan pipul dɛn, i knock dɛn aut insay rank, ɛn swɛt bad bad wan:
  - Danube Riva ɛn Don Riva!
  Magarita bin siŋ wit gladi at:
  - Wel, fo naw, go waka!
  Oleg, we bin de krɔs di Japan pipul dɛn, bin swɛt:
  - Dɛn nɔ go win di Kɔsak!
  Ɛn di bɔbɔ stɔp in tɔŋ. I so spak ɛn i de du tin kwik kwik wan. Dis na Tɛminatɔ Bɔy. Di wan we de faya mashin gɔn. Ɛn wetin nɔto bulɛt de go na di kɔfin.
  Tsar Nicholas II bin lɔs bɔku pan in pawa bikɔs ɔf di wɔ wit Jepan. Mɔ prɛsishɔn bikɔs ɔf wan ɔnaful dɛf. Fɔ tru, udat fɔ lɔs? Nɔto to di monsta we de na ɛlfaya!
  Ɛn Eshia, we di Rɔshian dɛn kin bit ɔltɛm! Pantap dat, fɔ gɛt wan nɔmba we pas ɔlman.
  Bɔt na ya Jɛnɛral Kɔndratenko de bifo Pɔt Ata. Ɛn wan tu Tɛminɛta pikin dɛn. Dɛn go giv-ɔp ɛn dɛn nɔ go giv-ɔp.
  Oleg Rybachenko faya wan mashin gɔn ɛn ala se:
  - Mad boar, wan hariken de rɔsh!
  Margarita wit zil fɔ sɔpɔt:
  - Wi fayn fayn lukin-grɔn! I de tɔk di tru!
  Di bɔbɔ ɛn di gyal pikin jɔs nɔ ebul fɔ stɔp. Di spak fɔ big big talɛnt de si insay dɛn.
  Oleg mow dɔŋ di Japan pipul dɛn ɛn aks di titi se:
  - Wetin mek yu tink se chɔklɛt fayn?
  Margarita ansa wit smayl se:
  - Bikɔs na chɔklɛt!
  Oleg bin de gigl ɛn kɔl:
  - Insay di nem fɔ Mama Rɔshia, lɛ di Mama Land bi mɔ fayn!
  Magarita bin de gigl ɛn tɔk se:
  - I go mɔs apin!
  Di gyal kin kɔt di Japan pipul dɛn wit mashin gɔn. I gɛt bɔku bɔku charm. Di embodiment fɔ biuti.
  Ɛn Maunt Visokaya gɛt strɔng wɔl dɛn ɛn na in de oba di pozishɔn dɛn. Di samurai nɔ go giv am so izi. Di Rɔshian dɛn kin fɛt wit pwɛl at, bɔt dɛn kin rili sabi fɔ fɛt.
  Di blok don de go on fo klos wan yie nau. Bɔt sɔntɛnde, ship dɛn we de kɛr it ɛn amunishɔn kin slip insay. So di fɔt de ol. Ɛn i nɔ go giv ɔp.
  Pan ɔl we Linevich bin let smɔl. Dis na wetin di kiŋ de tink bɔt. Sɔntɛm, in jenɛral dɛn nɔ kin disayd fɔ du sɔntin.
  Oleg shot fifti Japan pipul wit wan bɔs mashin gɔn faya ɛn se:
  - Nɔbɔdi nɔ go stɔp wi! Fɔ tray fɔ sav di papa kɔntri!
  Margarita, we insɛf bin de shot, bin swɛt:
  - Ɛn nɔbɔdi nɔ go win!
  Ɛn di wɔman bin de flash in tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal.
  Oleg faya bak ɛn se:
  - Wi na wayt wulf!
  Margarita nɔ bin gri wit dis:
  - Nɔ, bifo dat, na taygres!
  Ɛn bak di bɔbɔ ɛn di gyal pikin shot. I klia se di samurai dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ win dɛn. Ɛn no pawa nɔ go brok.
  Oleg faya ɛn ala:
  - Ta-ta-ta se mashin gɔn!
  Margarita swɛt fɔ ansa se:
  - A go krɔs am se di mashin gɔn!
  Di gyal ɛn di bɔbɔ we de agens di Japan pipul dɛn ɔl tu de sho se dɛn gɛt bɔku trɛnk ɛn dɛn gɛt trɛnk fɔ du wetin dɛn want.
  Na Febuari na Voronezh en sno de. I kol lɛk simɛstri. Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn kin rayt to dɛnsɛf.
  Na May na Pɔt Atɔ. Di Japan pipul dɛn bin taya ɛn dɛn bin rol bak frɔm di atak. Rozhdestvensky in skwadron dɔn ɔlrɛdi kam nia Pɔt Atɔ. Na de, wan destroyer de muf bifo di wan ol bot. Ɛn na gyal pikin dɛn nɔmɔ de pan am. Insay shɔt shɔt, barefut, ɛn vest.
  Girls de rɔsh rawnd di dɛk. Dɛn ɔl rili fayn. Di ia blant, san blich am, ɛn di skin dak, tan. Gorgeous biuti dɛn.
  Ɛn dɛn rawnd, pink il dɛn jɔs de flash.
  Vɛronika, we na wan fayn blant man we de wok na bot, aks di bɔbɔ we de na di kabin se:
  - Wetin bɔt Julia, yu de fred fɔ fɛt?
  Di kabin gyal bin swɛt fɔ ansa se:
  - Yes, a de drim bɔt fɛt!
  Vɛronika bin de gigl ɛn tɔk se:
  - Bɔt di Japan pipul dɛn go kech yu, ɛn dɛn go frɛy yu bare il!
  Di titi luk in leg dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we tan ɛn swɛt:
  - Ɛn pen nɔ de mek a fred! Mi na rial Amazɔn savayj!
  Vɛronika bin notis se:
  - Yu go bi fayvtin soon. Fɔ mared jisnɔ! Wetin yu de drim bɔt?
  Juliana bin ansa wit ɔl in at se:
  - A want wan prins!
  Vɛrɔnika bin mek in fes kray:
  - Prins?
  Di titi bin klarify se:
  - Di Ɛlf Prins!
  Vɛronika bin sɔprayz:
  - Yu lɛk ɛlf dɛn?
  Juliana nɔd ɛn ivin jomp ɔp:
  - Na tru se, a lɛk am! Dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ stɔp dɛn!
  Vɛronika bin grin se:
  - Wetin bɔt mɔtalman man dɛn?
  Di titi vɛks ɛn stamp in fut we nɔ gɛt natin na di dɛk we gɛt ɔt:
  - Nɔ! Man dɛn so disgust, dɛn gɛt ia, dɛn kin smɛl. Ɛn di ɛlf dɛn so fayn ɛn dɛn ɔmbul. Dɛn gɛt fes lɛk gyal pikin dɛn, so kiut. Ɛn di leg dɛn smɔl ɛn dɛn nɔ gɛt ia atɔl!
  Vɛronika bin gri wit dis wantɛm wantɛm:
  - Elves dem rili nais.
  Ɛn di titi bin krɔs di insɛkt wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we gɛt fayn fayn fut. I bin de wispa se:
  - Na ɔnfɔni, alas, wi fɔ dil wit mɔtalman man. Ɛn dɛn rili ɔg!
  Juliana bin laf ɛn tɔk se:
  - Bɔt wetin mek. Di kabin bɔy dɛn rili fayn. Nɔto fayn fayn big man dɛn. Fɔ gɛt ia we de gro na yu fes na sɔntin we rili bad.
  Vɛrɔnika bin gri wit dis:
  - Dɔti dɔti! Di yɔŋ man dɛn we fayn pas ɔl we dɛn ol siksti ia. Dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi big fɔ mek uman gladi, bɔt dɛn nɔ gɛt ia yet lɛk big man dɛn.
  Juliana bin de gigl ɛn swɛt:
  - In jɛnɛral, bɔy pikin dɛn kin rili fayn we yu kis dɛn ɛn dɛn kin kɔt yu... Bɔt ɔda tin kin jɔs mek yu fred! Oh, a wish se a bin fɔ dɔn de na pikin tɛm sote go!
  Vɛronika bin tɔk klia wan se:
  - Yu go de na fɛt! Una go gro ɔp togɛda!
  Juliana bin siŋ fɔ ansa se:
  - Girl, bi yɔŋ ɔltɛm,
  Nɔ rɔsh fɔ gro ɔp...
  Bi gladi gladi, daring, nɔys...
  Yu fɔ fɛt, so fɛt!
  Nɔ ɛva no pis - .
  Kray ɛn laf na random!
  I go bi wan groovy gyal
  Mek di blowjob bi wan handred en fifti!
  Vɛronika stamp in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn se:
  - Yut kin bi sote go! Di men tin na fɔ biliv pan rizin, nɔto Gɔd!
  Wan Japan man we de pwɛl tin dɛn bin apia bifo. Di gyal pikin dɛn rɔsh wantɛm wantɛm, dɛn il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin bin de flash to di gɔn we gɛt tɛn inch. Ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ pɔynt am to di ɛnimi dɛn.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de du tin kwik kwik wan ɛn dɛn bin de du tin wit wanwɔd. In jenɛral, i kin rili fayn we di kru na gyal pikin dɛn nɔmɔ. Ɛn dɛn ɔl nɔ gɛt fut, dɛn kɔba, dɛn jɔs wɔndaful.
  Dɛn pɔynt di gɔn ɛn bit di Japan pipul dɛn lɛk krayzi. Na da sem tɛm de, dɛn bin de rɛst pan dɛn fut we dɛn kɔt ɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Di shel flay pas ɛn nak di pɔsin we de pwɛl di tin. I bin tan lɛk se dɛn de bit am wit klɔb. Di ship go shek. Ɛn di pɔsin we bin de pwɛl di wɔl bin pwɛl. Di gyal pikin dɛn bigin fɔ lod di kanɔn bak. Dɛn bin de faya kɔrɛkt wan.
  Vɛronika bin swɛt se:
  - Fɔ di fet, di Tsar ɛn di Fadaland!
  Ɛn aw i go jomp...
  Juliana bin twit se:
  - A bin tink se na wɔ, a mek kanɔn aut ɔf... on!
  Ɛn di titi go tek am ɛn bigin fɔ laf. I de sho in tit dɛn, we gɛt di kɔlɔ we tan lɛk pal. Ɛn na wan fayn pusi. Ɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin i go rɔb wan ayskrim we dɔn fɔdɔm.
  Vɛronika bin de swɛt ɛn siŋ se:
  - Prizina dɛn we gɛt kɔnshɛns! Wi go fri yu!
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn go it togɛda.
  Ɛn dɛn sho dɛn wɛpɔn dɛn, ɛn nak di pɔsin we de pwɛl di wɔl bak. Dis tɛm dɛn hit ivin mɔ kɔrɛkt wan. Ɛn di samurai in bot split ɛn bigin fɔ sink.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de ala, dɛn bin de jɔk dɛn leg dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Dis na tin we rili fayn.
  Pan ɔl we di kol at bin de, di gyal pikin dɛn bin lɛk fɔ rayt bɔt difrɛn tin dɛn. Na mɔ, Natasha bin de skrab wit in bare fut bɔt AI, usay dɛn nɔ ɛva kɛr Pɔt Ata.
  So Rozhdestvensky in skwadron bin rich na di pɔt. Afta dɛn dɔn jɔyn an na di Rɔshian, pan ɔl we dɛn wik, Pasifik skwadron. Fɔ naw, di siti bin stil de ɔnda blok. Bɔt sɔm we dɛn de, i bin izi fɔ am. Ɛn dɛn bin gɛt mɔ op.
  Naw wi bin gɛt fɔ wet fɔ Linevich in muvmɛnt. Di truput fɔ di Trans-Saiberian Relwe dɔn go ɔp to twɛnti tren dɛn fɔ wan de. Ɛn di big big Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin gɛda.
  So na tɛm fɔ muf ɛn win. Bɔt fɔ win, i nɔ nid fɔ pas di ɛnimi. Alɛgzanda Suvorov bin pruv dis bak. Yu kin win di ɛnimi wit smɔl trɛnk.
  Yu tink se Rɔshian sojaman wɔs pas Jepan sojaman? I nɔ wɔs pas dat, ɛn i bɛtɛ pas dat.
  Ɛn di Mosin rayf na di wan we pɔsin kin abop pan ɛn we pɔsin kin yuz pas ɔl na di wɔl. Dɛn bin de mek am ivin insay di Gret Wɔ fɔ lɛk in kɔntri. So natin nɔ de fɔ kɔmplen bɔt.
  Apat frɔm we na fate, we bin tan lɛk se dɛn mek bɔku tin dɛn bay wilful agens di Tsarist Rɔshia. Ala, dis na, fɔ tru, nɔ fayn. Rɔshia bin rich di mak we i bin gɛt pawa ɛn i bin bigin fɔ go dɔŋ. Wetin mek pawa we ay pas am nid dis?
  Fɔ sɔm rizin, sɔm kayn ɛnaji de we de pwɛl di ɛmpaya dɛn. Frɔm Pashian, Masidonia, Roman, Arabik, Turkish, Spanish, British ɛn ɔda tin dɛn. Yu kin mɛmba Genghis Khan ɛn Tamerlane. Nɔbɔdi nɔ bin ebul fɔ kɔntrol ɔltin. I go bi se di Mɔngol Ɛmpaya na di wan we bɔku pas ɔl, pan ɔl we afta Jɛnjis Khan day i nɔto wan wan.
  Pan ɔl we sɔntɛm na Briten na bin di big wan. Naw i dɔn swel wit kɔloni dɛn ɛn i de tray fɔ stɔp Rɔshia wit di ɛp we Jepan de ɛp am. Bɔt di British dɛn nɔ kin ebul fɔ du am. Pɔt Atɔ bin tɔn to pɔsin we nɔ go ebul fɔ pwɛl. Hol insɛf togɛda lɛk wan monolith.
  Ɛn fɔ tru, gyal pikin dɛn kin pan ɛnibɔdi we de fɛt am na in ɔn ɔltɛm.
  We Me dɔn, di Japan pipul dɛn bin rɔsh bak fɔ go fɛt Pɔt Ata. Wi bin go pan di ɔfens.
  Oleg ɛn Margarita de wok fayn fayn wan wit mashin gɔn dɛn. Dɛn de shot dɛnsɛf.
  Oleg aks di titi, ɛn kɔntinyu fɔ faya:
  - Wetin yu tink, Spatak gud ɔ bad?
  Magarita, we bin de grin in smɔl fes, ansa se:
  - A tink se i gud pas bad!
  Oleg, we bin de faya frɔm mashin gɔn, bin tɔk se:
  - Bɔt Rom na bin big kɔlchɔ. Ɛn if di barbarian slev dɛn bin dɔn win, wetin fɔ dɔn apin da tɛm de?
  Magarita bin de gigl, kɔt tu-tri rank dɛn na Jepan, ɛn ansa se:
  - I go mɔs bi se i go fayn!
  Oleg bin wispa ɛn notis se:
  - Nɔto ɔltin na rosy lɛk aw i tan! Ala, nɔto dɛn ɔl!
  Margarita bin tɔk fayn fayn wan se:
  - Bɔt ɔltin de apin fɔ di bɛtɛ! Na barbarian dɛn bin pwɛl Rom. Bɔt afta dat, wan kɔlchɔ we bin gɛt mɔ pawa ɛn divɛlɔp bin kam na di say we di ruins bin de. I bin so apin se di prɔgrɛs bigin fɔ go bifo kwik kwik wan.
  Oleg bin wispa, i kɔt sɔm rank dɛn wit di ɛp we mashin gɔn dɛn bin de bɔs, ɛn i bin de swɛt:
  - Nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔp wi prɔgrɛs!
  Di bɔbɔ trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn skata di ɛnimi dɛn.
  Magarita bin trowe in fut finga dɛn bak pan di gift we i gi am fɔ day ɛn i bin de gigl:
  - Ɛnibɔdi we stɔp, dɛn go grind am to paoda.
  Di bɔbɔ we nem Oleg Rybachenko bin lans bak wan bɔm we dɛn mek na os wit di bare fut finga dɛn na in pikin dɛn fut. Dɛn bin bit di Japan pipul dɛn so bad bad wan dat i nɔ bin tan lɛk se i nɔ bɔku. Di bɔbɔ bin de chirp se:
  - Fɔ pristin Rɔshia!
  Ɛn i sho in tɔŋ.
  Magarita bin kɔt af pan di Japan batalyɔn wit mashin gɔn ɛn i bin de swɛt:
  - Wi Tsar Nicholas, mek i gɛt blɛsin!
  Ɛn bak i go trowe di gift we na day wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Oleg bin siŋ, i bin de kɔt di Japan pipul dɛn dɔŋ:
  - Mi na wɔriɔ fɔ smɔl ia...
  Magarita bin sɔpɔt dis, i bin de shek shek wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, we bin so sabi fɔ trowe grenade dɛn:
  - Ɛn mi na wɔriɔ frɔm Gɔd!
  Oleg, we bin de rayt insay Jepan, bin aks se:
  - Ɛn Gɔd, aw I tan lɛk?
  Magarita swɛt ɛn ansa, i knock di Japan pipul dɛn, dɔn i trowe di gift fɔ day wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin:
  - Nɔ no! Pasɔnali, I sɔm kayn we we a nɔ ebul fɔ ɔndastand. I de mek uman dɛn nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ bɔdi. Ɛn dis, fɔ tɔk tru, na tin we nɔ fayn ɛn i nɔ rayt!
  Oleg nɔd fɔ gri, ɛn rayt bɔt di samurai se:
  - Afta fɔti ia, uman dɛn de disgust! I objectively nɔ lɛk dɛn. Uman dɛn kin rili fayn we dɛn yɔŋ, dɛn nɔ tan lɛk ej, we kin pwɛl dɛn!
  Magarita bin de siŋ wit zil, i bin de trowe grenade wit in smɔl fut dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin:
  - Heroism nɔ gɛt ɛni ej! Insay di yɔŋ at, lɔv de fɔ di kɔntri!
  Oleg, we insɛf bin de faya di samurai, tek am ɛn swɛt:
  - Kin win di ed dɛm fɔ di spes! Mek ɔlman gladi na di Wɔl!
  Dis na rili aw i tan lɛk fɔ de na di spes! Usay dɛn kayn distans dɛn de we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ mɛzhɔ?
  Insay Tsarist Rɔshia, dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi de mek prɔjɛkt dɛn fɔ flay dɛn we pas di atmosfɛs.
  Insay Tsa Nikolas II, sayɛns bin de go bifo kwik kwik wan. Di Tsarist Empire de kam bi di pawa we dɔn go bifo pas ɔlman na di wɔl. Ɛn Briten de lɔs in pozishɔn.
  Margarita bin de swɛt wit wan grin. Agen i trowe grenade wit in grasful leg, lɛk prinses in yon, ɛn swɛt:
  - Wi go bi di fɔs wan! Dis na Rɔshia in destiny: Pallas!
  Oleg bin tɔk wit pwɛl at se:
  - We Linevich fainali unblok wi. Yu fɔ tek kia ɔf ɛni katrij. Bɔt, Rozhdestvensky bin kam wit tin dɛn fɔ wi!
  Magarita flash in tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal ɛn swɛt:
  - Go grind mɔ ɛn mɔ Japan pat dɛn! Te wi dɔn win!
  Oleg tek am, kot di lain fo samurai, en hiss:
  - Impɛrial flag dɛn! Mek Rus" de na Chaina tu!
  Margarita bin de chirp wit tit we nɔ gɛt natin:
  - Ɔltin go fayn!
  Ɛn bak i trowe grenade wit in bare fut...
  Oleg, we de rayt bɔt samurai, de swɛt:
  - Viktri dɔn nia!
  Margarita bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Mek i bi so!
  Fɛbwari stil kwayɛt. Bifo di Sɔviɛt Ami De we mek 23, Natasha bin rayt sɔntin.
  We Jun 1905 bigin, di Japan pipul dɛn bin tray bak fɔ atak Pɔt Ata. Di fɛt bin rili tranga.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn we kɔmɔt na di destroyer Viktoria dɛnsɛf bin fɛt. Di fayn fayn wɔri pipul dɛn bin de af-af nekɛd, mɔ bikɔs di sɔmda kin wam na dɛn kayn latitud dɛn de, ɛn dɛn nɔ kin wɛr fut. Infakt, we gyal pikin gɛt smɔl klos, i nɔ kin gɛt bɛtɛ prɔblɛm.
  Vɛronika shot di Japan pipul dɛn ɛn trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn di gyal in leg so prɛsis.
  Di Japan pipul dɛn de skata na difrɛn say dɛn. Dɛn kin ala ɛn fɔdɔm.
  Yuliana trowe grenade bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn di samurai fɔdɔm. Ɛn di wɔman shot, de gigl:
  - Wi go tinap fɔ Tsar Nicholas!
  Charming Ana tu de lid di faya. Wan rili fayn gyal, we wɛr panti nɔmɔ. Ɛn i de kɔt di samuray bak, ɛn se:
  - Wi Tsar Nicholas go bi big wan!
  Juliana, we de kɔt di Japan pipul dɛn, kɔnfɔm se:
  - Necessarily go bi!
  Ɛn wan grenade de flay kɔmɔt na in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Girls na wɔndaful supaman dɛn.
  Na wan pan dɛn, we rili big ɛn lɔng: Anjɛlina.
  Ɛn da kayn rɛd-hɛd de... I pul in vest ɛn naw i de fɛt insay jɔs in panti.
  Ɛn na big big bɔdi i gɛt! Lɛk di ɔda fɔ di fayn fayn bɔfa, wit big big strawberry nipples.
  Dis na gyal pikin, na rial mared. Ɛn i lɛk man dɛn bad bad wan, bɔt i nɔ de alaw fɔ de ɔltɛm. Wetin mek i nɔ fɔ lɛk am? I so fayn wen guys paw yu.
  Anjɛlina de ala, ɛn i trowe wan ol bɔnch grenade bak wit in bare soles, i de his:
  - Glori to Rus" ɛn Tsar Nicholas!
  Di gyal batalyɔn na kul. Di wɔri pipul dɛn pul dɛn vest ɛn dɛn ɔl sho dɛn bɔdi. Ɛn dɛn kin fɛt nɔmɔ wit tin panti. Ɛn i rili fayn.
  Wetin go bɛtɛ pas nekɛd uman bɔdi.
  Ɛn wan ol batalyɔn we gɛt uman dɛn we de fɛt wɔ.
  Ɛn di Japan pipul dɛn kin fɔdɔm, ɛn dɛn kin trowe di say dɛn we dɛn kin go nia di say dɛn we di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn kin de wit dɛn bɔdi dɛn.
  Vɛronika se wit gladi at, we i de kɔt di samurai dɔŋ:
  - Wi gɔd dɛn de mach!
  Juliana trowe di gift fɔ dɔnawe wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn kɔnfɔm, we i sho in tit:
  - Rɔshian Gɔd dɛn - Gɔd dɛn fɔ wɔ!
  Ana, we ol faya ɛn it, bin de ala se:
  - Fɔ Rus", fɛt ɛn nɔ bi kɔvayd!
  Ɛn i bin wink wit in grɔn yay!
  Anjɛlina sɛn wan ol bɔks we gɛt tin dɛn we de bɔn wit in il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, i es tu kɔmni dɛn we kɔmɔt na Jepan na di ays, ɛn ala se:
  - Di Tsarist Empire nɔ go ebul fɔ brok!
  Vɛronika bin his wit zil se:
  - Wi famili de sote go!
  Ɛn bak i trowe di grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Juliana, we bin de faya ɛn trowe grenade wit in ɔda an dɛn we de dɔŋ, bin de his, ɛn sho in tit dɛn:
  - Ɛn day nɔ go ebul fɔ apin tu tɛm!
  Ana, we de shot, we de swɛt:
  - Mek di ol waes de wit wi!
  Ɛn bak wan grenade we pɔsin we nɔ gɛt natin fɔ trowe, de flay!
  Anjɛlina tek am ɛn swɛt, i sho in tit:
  - Rayt na di triniti ɛn dis na di lɔ!
  Ɛn i sɛn wan ol bɔks we gɛt tin dɛn we de bɔn.
  Vɛronika bin ansa wit wamat, ɛn swip di samurai frɔm di fil:
  - Rus' na eternal, jɔs lɛk aw Yukren na pat pan Rɔshia!
  Ɛn bak i bit di Japan pipul dɛn.
  Juliana, we de shot, we de swɛt:
  - Wi pipul nɔ go tolɛret am!
  Ɛn i bin lans wan grenade bak insay wan ak.
  Ana tek am ɛn sho in tit. Faya wan burst pan di samurai. Wit kɔrej i kɔt dɛn dɔŋ ɛn swɛt:
  - Wi go rul Rus' na Chaina!
  Anjɛlina bin deklare wit frenzi ɛn gladi at se:
  - Ɛn i nɔ go giv ɔp wan inch land!
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn, lɛk batalyɔn, de bit di samurai.
  Na Febuwari 23, ɔl di 4 gyal pikin dɛn disayd fɔ tɔch di prɔblɛm we gɛt fɔ du wit rilijɔn, pan ɔl we di ples bin stil kwayɛt na di frɔnt.
  Natasha bin rayt wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin:
  Jɛnɛral wan, na wan pɔsin we smat, we de pe atɛnshɔn, bɔt we nɔ biliv pan ɛnitin, de tray fɔ rid di Baybul.
  Zoya, we bin de yuz di fut finga dɛn bak na in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk se:
  Wan intrestin tin, a fɔ se. I bin ebul fɔ fɛn wan pak jɔyn we di wan dɛn we biliv kin jɔs mis. Pantap dat, di jamb dɛn we de de na dɛn kin rili bad.
  Ɔgɔstin tek am bak ɛn swɛt insɛf insay, yuz in leg dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, fɔ tru.
  Na jɔs sɔm pan dɛn:
  1) Insay di fɔs chapta, Gɔd mek pipul dɛn di sem tɛm. Wan man ɛn wan uman. I de mek dɛn bɛtɛ pas animal, mek dɛn fiba insɛf, ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat, i de mek dɛn di sem tɛm.
  Svetlana bin tek am bak ɛn stich am wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i rili fayn:
  Insay di sɛkɔn wan, i de mek pɔsin bak. Dis tɛm nɔmɔ. Wan man. Adam. En onli afta som taim - wan uman. Pantap dat, dis man ɛn in wɛf kin bigin fɔ bɔn pikin ɛn na afta dɛn dɔn sin. Wetin mek dɛn de fred so dat dɛn kɔl dɛn proto-humans - mi sɛf nɔ ɔndastand. Bay di we, na ya wan vɛshɔn dɛn dans aut, bɔt i tu anti-Semitik :-)
  Natasha bak drɔ wit in bare fut:
  2) Afta dɛn kil Ebɛl, Ken go na ɛksil. Mek a mɛmba yu - Ken ɛn Ebɛl na Adam ɛn Iv dɛn fɔs pikin dɛn. Ɛn, da tɛm de, bay di we, na dɛn nɔmɔ bin de. So - nɔto jɔs Ken de fred se dɛn go bit am, bɔt Gɔd insɛf sɛf de fred - sote i put mak pan Ken we nɔ gri fɔ mek dɛn tɔch am. So Ken de mared bak (UDAT???????!!!! Ɛn apat frɔm dat, i fɔdɔm wan siti!!!!! Frɔm udat????Frɔm insɛf wit in wɛf we i lɛk?????
  Zoe we gɛt gold ia kin skech in fut finga dɛn bak we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Damn, di anti-Semitic tiori no de jos dans arawnd igen, i luk lek se na di onli tin we go ebul explein wetin de hapun. :-)
  
  En so on. Ala, di pɔsin we rayt di buk in langwej kruk smɔl. Bɔt rayshɔnaliti ɛn lɔjik klia kɔmpɛns fɔ dis smɔl shɔtkɔm. In jɔnal, wi kin rid.
  Na ya Ɔgɔstin bin skech in fut we nɔ gɛt natin:
  Fɔ ɔl di pasmak tin dɛn we di pipul dɛn we nɔ biliv se Gɔd de, bin de fɛt agens rilijɔn insay di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn tɛm, wan valyu tin bin de da tɛm de, we naw dɛn dɔn sɛt mɔt ɔ ivin we dɛn dɔn mekɔp dɛn maynd fɔ sɛns bay di polisi we de naw fɔ mek pipul dɛn bi di bigman dɛn pan Gɔd biznɛs. Insay di tɛm we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin de, dɛn bin de mek sayɛns difrɛn frɔm di we aw pipul dɛn nɔ no natin, we bɔku tɛm de go bifo pan rilijɔn ɔltɛm, pan ɔl we insay di Rɔshia we de naw we na di bigman dɛn pan Gɔd biznɛs, dɛn de pwɛl sayɛns.
  Svetlana kɔntinyu wit big zil, i nɔ gɛt natin, i rayt se:
  Insay di tɛm we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn nɔ bin biliv se Gɔd de, bɔku pipul dɛn bin de tɔk bɔt di difrɛns bitwin di kayn we aw sayɛns ɛn lay lay stori dɛn de tink. Ɛn pan ɔl we di dilit we dɛn pul wan big layt we dɛn kɔl idealistic philosophy bin mek di pikchɔ we dɛn sho di kɔntradikshɔn bitwin sayɛns ɛn rilijɔn tu primitiv, pan ɔl we dɛn bin de tɔk bɔt wan impɔtant ɛn prɛshɔ prɔblɛm kɔrɛkt wan. Di tradishɔnal rilijɔn pikchɔ bɔt di yunivas rili ful-ɔp wit ol ol lay lay stori dɛn, we nɔ gri wit di mɔdan sayɛns pikchɔ bɔt di wɔl. Wan spɛshal kes fɔ dis jenɛral paradaym na rilijɔn na di ɛksplɛshɔn fɔ di tin dɛn we de apin ɛn di tin dɛn we de apin bay di intavɛnshɔn fɔ di pawa dɛn we pas mɔtalman, we sayɛns kin tɛnd fɔ ɔltɛm luk fɔ ɛksplen insay natura kɔz.
  Ɛn afta dat, Natasha, in nekɛd chɛst bin kɔba wit pal dɛn we kɔmɔt frɔm swet, ɛn in leg dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin bigin fɔ muf.
  Di taytul fɔ dis atikul na "the disenchantment of the world," na wɔd we wan man we nem Maks Wɛba we de stɔdi bɔt pipul dɛn layf bin rayt ɛn we rili tɔk bɔt aw sayɛnsman dɛn de tink. "Di disenchantment of the world" na wan smɔl smɔl we we istri de tɔn frɔm majik ɛn lay lay biliv to rayshɔnal no, di prɔses fɔ fri frɔm biliv pan di akshɔn fɔ ɔda wɔl fɔs dɛn na di nature. Akɔdin to Wɛba, dis prɔses bigin frɔm trade trade, ɛn mɔ di prɔfɛt dɛn we de na di Baybul, gɛt wan patikyula ples insay am. Bɔt i kin rich in mak insay di tɛm we Protɛstant rilijɔn bin de go bifo, we rilijɔn nɔ de pe atɛnshɔn pan di ɔda wɔl to wok ɛn prɔblɛm dɛn we de na "di wɔl."
  Zoya we gɛt gold ia, we insɛf nɔ bin wɛr fut, bin de du big big mirekul dɛn. Ɛn i rayt to insɛf se:
  Mi pasɔnal filɔsofik pozishɔn na di want fɔ gɛt "golden mean" bitwin di atheistic dinay fɔ ɔltin we pɔsin nɔ ebul fɔ ɔndastand, we nɔ izi fɔ rich ɔ we nɔ kɔmɔn, na wan say, ɛn di biliv we nɔ mek sɛns pan tradishɔnal rilijɔn dogma, na di ɔda say. Yu kin se pan dis se mi na agnostik. A tink bak se di prɔses fɔ "disenchantment" nɔ fɔ ridyus to blaynd wan dinay se ɛnitin we nɔ kɔmɔn de. A biliv se di men tin fɔ "disenchantment" nɔto fɔ dinay sɔntin we nɔ izi fɔ ɔndastand, bɔt na fɔ fɛn ɔndastandin we gɛt sɛns.
  Ɔgɔstin we nɔ wɛr fut, bin de rayt to insɛf wit di wayl ɛnjɔymɛnt we panta ɛn tɛrminatɔ gɛt.
  Fɔ ɛgzampul, sɔm sayɛnsman dɛn gri se pɔsin kin ebul fɔ du tin dɛn we nɔ kɔmɔn, bɔt dɛn nɔ biliv se dɛn tin ya pas mɔtalman. Sɔm pan dɛn sayɛnsman dɛn ya na di layt Natalya Bekhtereva, we na wan bigman pan nyurophysiologist ɛn dairekta fɔ di Institute for Brain Research. Insay mi opinion, natin nɔ de we oli so na di nature we i nɔ go pɔsibul fɔ stɔdi wit di ɛp fɔ sayɛns, ɛn bak fɔ ɔndastand wit di ɛp fɔ filɔsofi. So, dɛn kin tek wan fild fɔ risach we nɔ kɔmɔn ɛn we gɛt kɔntroversi lɛk parasaykoloji as pat pan di jenɛral prɔses fɔ "disenchantment of the world", we di risach pipul dɛn de tray fɔ ɔndastand di pɔsibul kɔz ɛn di we aw tin dɛn we nɔ kɔmɔn kin apin.
  Blɔnd tɛrminatɔ Svetlana bin ple trik wit in bare leg dɛn:
  Bɔt dɛn kin ɛksplen bɔku mirekul dɛn we de na di Baybul bay tin dɛn we rili simpul, ɛn dɛn nɔ kin yuz wetin parasaykɔlɔjis dɛn kin du. Mek a gi yu sɔm ɛgzampul dɛn.
  Ɛn afta dat, Natasha in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, pik di baton.
  Di Baybul "plagues of Egypt" (Ɛksodɔs, chapta 7 - 11) dɛn kin ɛksplen am lɛk dis. Dɛn ɔndastand "Blɔd" na di Nayl Riva as bɔku bɔku rɛd maykroɔganism dɛn we de na di wata, flagellants, we na di Abisinia ɛn Itiopian platɔ dɛn bin was we ebi ebi ren bin de kam. Di bɔku bɔku flagellant dɛn bin mek di fish dɛn nɔ de igen, na dat mek di tod dɛn bin kɔmɔt na di say dɛn we di Nayl de nia wantɛm wantɛm.
  Dɔn Zoya drɔ wan layn we gɛt skarlet nipples.
  Di wata we bin de stɔp na di riva bin mek di midj ɛn flay dɛn bɔku. Di insɛkt dɛn bin mek wan sik na layfstoŋ we dɛn bin de bayt. Dɛn bin de infɛkt pipul dɛn bak. Na da sem tɛm de, wan big big ays blɔk bin pwɛl di tin dɛn we dɛn plant. Ebi ebi ren bin mek lokɔs dɛn tan lɛk, ɛn dɛn bin de it di tin dɛn we lɛf pan di tin dɛn we dɛn plant. Di dɔti we bin de na di rɛd wata bin mek di briz bin bɔku, ɛn dis bin mek di san iklips. Wan ɔda tin we pipul dɛn kin tink bɔt di tin dɛn we mek di "Ijipt daknɛs" sho se di sirocco we bin de blo kwik kwik wan bin de kɛr big big klawd dɛn we gɛt san frɔm di dɛzat go na Ijipt, ɛn dis bin mek di san nɔ klia wit wan tik kɔtin. Ɔl dɛn disasta dɛn ya we de na di Baybul bin de sho am na lay lay stori dɛn ɛn pipul dɛn bin de si am se na Gɔd in pɔnishmɛnt dɛn.
  Na ya a dɔn ɔlrɛdi skech Ɔgɔstin, a yuz pen we dɛn prɛs bitwin in bɔdi.
  Semweso, natin nɔ de fɔ ɛksplen di mirekul dɛn we Mozis bin du. So, dɛn kin tek di bush we de bɔn we i yɛri Gɔd in vɔys (Ɛksodɔs, chapta 3) as wan patikyula plant we de na di dɛzat we de mek wan ɛssential ɔyl we kin rɔtin ɛn we kin layt izi wan na di san.
  Di Jamani dɛn stil de gɛda trɛnk, ɛn di Soviet ami, we dɔn fɛt fɔ lɛk fɔtin ia so, dɛnsɛf de gɛda rizɔv. Di gyal pikin dɛn disayd fɔ pis pan di tɔpik we se pipul dɛn nɔ biliv se Gɔd de ɛn we sayɛnsman dɛn de tɔk bɔt di mirekul dɛn we de na di Baybul. Laik, i nɔto mirekul atɔl.
  Natasha rayt to insɛf yuz in bare fut, i na fayn gyal ɛn i fayn.
  Di wata we de kɔmɔt na di rɔk (Ɛksodɔs, chapta 17; Nɔmba dɛn, chapta 20) dɛn ɛksplen am bay we na di fut fɔ di mawnten dɛn, ɔnda wan fraylayz fim we gɛt san ɛn laym, ren wata kin gɛda, we dɛn kin yuz fɔ mek pɔsin nɔ tɔsti bay we dɛn brok dis shɔɛl.
  Zoe we gɛt gold ia de kɔntinyu fɔ wok fɔ mek pipul dɛn no bɔt di wɔndaful tin dɛn we de insay di Ibru Skripchɔ dɛn. Ɛn bak wit di ɛp we dɛn kin ɛp dɛn wit fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Di kam we kwayl dɛn kam fɔ it fɔ di Izrɛlayt dɛn (Ɛksodɔs, chapta 16) na wan kɔmɔn spring we bɔku bɔku bɔd dɛn ya kin muf kɔmɔt na Afrika ɛn go na Yurop. We bɔd dɛn we taya land na grɔn, di pipul dɛn we de na di eria kin kech dɛn wit dɛn an we nɔ gɛt natin. Bɔt insay di stori bɔt di Ɛksodɔs, wan de di kwayl dɛn bin sik, so di pipul dɛn we bin de it dɛn bin sik ɛn sɔntɛnde dɛn bin de day. Insay di langwej we dɛn kin tɔk bɔt lay lay stori, dɛn kin prɛzɛnt dis ɛpisod as pɔnishmɛnt fɔ grɔmbul (Nɔmba, ch. 11).
  Ɛn afta dat, di Ɔgɔstin we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we gɛt faya bin jɔyn di wok. In leg dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we dɛn kɔt kɔt de muf.
  Dɔn bak, dɛn bin de tink se snek we dɛn bit am as pɔnishmɛnt (Nɔmba Dɛm, chapta 21). Wi no se wan Swizaland travulman we nem Wurkhardt bin go na di Saynai Pɛninsula insay 1809-1816. Na wan ples we di Baybul tɔk bɔt bitwin di siti we nem Kedesh ɛn di Galf na Akaba, i bin si wan vali we gɛt snek dɛn we gɛt pɔyzin. Dɛn dɔn de na dis eria frɔm trade trade, so di Beduin dɛn kin tray fɔ avɔyd am.
  Natasha, we dɔn ɔlrɛdi de yuz di bɔl dɛn we de na in bɔdi we nɔ gɛt natin, tek am ɛn skrab fɔ insɛf.
  Wan intrestin ɛksplen na wetin "mana frɔm ɛvin" na (Ɛksodɔs, chapta 16). I pas wan ɔndrɛd ia bifo dis tɛm, sayɛnsman dɛn we nem Ɛrinbɛg ɛn Gemprich bin kam fɔ no se wan spɛshal mas de apin na di Saynay Mawnt dɛn. I kin fɔdɔm na grɔn frɔm di ɛj, di Arab pipul dɛn kin kɔl am "man." di kכmכshכn fכ dis mas inklud wata, ken shuga, dεkstrin εn sεm kayn tin dεm. Arab ɛn Grik mɔnk dɛn kin gɛda dis miksɔp ɛn it am wit bred instead ɔf ɔni.
  Golden-haired Zoya, we de yuz in nekɛd bust, de mek sɔntin fɔ insɛf wit big big inspɛkshɔn. En in strawberry nipples na jos super.
  Insay 1927, wan man we nem Bodenheimer, we de stɔdi bɔt animal dɛn na di Yunivasiti na Jerusɛlɛm, bin fɛn difrɛn kayn tamarisk dɛn na di Saynay Pɛninsula. Insay spring, dis plant kin mek wan swit swit wata, we kin at kwik kwik wan na di ays lɛk wayt bɔl. We spring bigin, di Beduin dɛn kin go na di stɛp fɔ gɛda dɛn bɔl dɛn ya. Wan pɔsin kin gɛda wan ɛn af kilogram pan di miksɔp fɔ wan de, ɛn dis amɔnt kin du fɔ satisfay angri. Bagdad strit vendor dem stil de sel swit tamarisk gam we dem kol "mann" fo sel te tide.
  Di Ɔgɔstin we gɛt faya bin de rayt bak, i ol in pen bitwin in bɔdi ɛn bɛn dɔŋ.
  Bɔku tɛm, pipul dɛn we pipul dɛn nɔ biliv se Gɔd de, bin ridyus di wan ol Baybul to wan kɔlekɛshɔn fɔ lay lay stori dɛn. Pan ɔl we insay di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn tɛm, dɛn bin gi di sem ɛgzampul dɛn bɔt di natura l ɛksplen dɛn bɔt di tin dɛn we de apin ɛn di tin dɛn we de apin we dɛn sho insay am. Fɔ ɛgzampul, dɛn kayn ɛksplen dɛn de de insay di buk dɛn we Zɛno Kɔsidɔvski rayt.
  Svetlana we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i nekɛd, ɛn i bin de yuz in bɔdi bak, tek am ɛn stich am fɔ insɛf.
  Apat frɔm we dɛn de ɛksplen di stori dɛn we de na di Baybul tru tin dɛn we de apin na di wɔl, wan we de bak fɔ ɛksplen di Baybul bak bay we dɛn de pul di lay lay stori dɛn. "Demythologization" na wan wɔd we di ticha we nem Bultmann bin introduks, we min fɔ kɔrɛkt di we aw dɛn de ɛksplen di lay lay wɔl we pipul dɛn de si di Baybul bay we dɛn de fɛn di minin we de na di lay lay stori dɛn ɛn ɛksplen dis minin insay di langwej we dɛn de tɔk tide. Demythologization as we fɔ ri-intaprit di Baybul nɔ min se dɛn jɔs nɔ gri wit lay lay stori dɛn, bɔt i de luk fɔ di minin fɔ in simbul dɛn, we stil rili impɔtant, we dɛn tek tɛm tink bɔt di gol dɛn we, akɔdin to di wan dɛn we de ɛksplen di Baybul, di wan dɛn we rayt am bin de du.
  Natasha bin dɔn wit aplomb se:
  A rayt dis atikul fɔ sho di istri bɔt di we aw difrɛn dairekshɔn dɛn we de tɔk bad bɔt di Baybul ɛn Kristian rilijɔn kɔmɔt ɛn divɛlɔp insay kɔndishɔn dɛn usay sayɛns dɔn mek pipul dɛn gɛt wɛlbɔdi dawt bɔt di tradishɔnal chɔch tichin dɛn. Dis na shɔt istri sɔv fɔ di ɔrijin fɔ di mɔdan Baybul kritik as sayɛns, pas rilijɔn, disiplin, ɛn di ɔrijin fɔ nyu kayn tioloji we pas tradishɔn ɛn dogma. Insay dis ɛksplɔshɔn a de pe tribute to rayshɔnal masta sabi bukman dɛm ɛn libal tiolojian dɛm fɔ dɛn impɔtant kɔntribyushɔn to di Baybul skɔlaship, kritikal stɔdi, ɛn di impetus we dɛn dɔn gi to bɔku mɔdan tiolojikal muvmɛnt dɛm.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn, we wɛr tin panti nɔmɔ, dɔn rayt ɛn swɛt shrilly:
  - Mek Rus' ɛn in Gɔd dɛn gɛt glori!
  Ɔgɔstin bin tɔk wit pawa se:
  - Natin nɔ de we bɛtɛ pas fet pan di Rɔshian ɔlmayti Famili!
  Svetlana bin de muf wit lɔjik se:
  - Ɛn wi nɔ go go insay ɔda Gɔd dɛn layt! Wi na Rɔshian dɛn we nɔ go ebul fɔ win!
  Ɛn ɔl di 4 gyal pikin dɛn es dɛn an ɔp ɛn ala se:
  - Glori to Rɔshia ɛn di Rɔshian Gɔd dɛn!
  We Fɛbwari 1955 dɔn, di Jamani dɛn bin mek dɛn shel Voronezh mɔ ɛn mɔ, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin gɛt maynd yet fɔ atak dɛn.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin tɔk bɔt di we aw pipul dɛn bin de kɔndɛm di Baybul, ɛn dɛn yon, ɛn dɛn bin borrow aidia bɔt am.
  Natasha bin tray pan wan pepa wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin:
  Fɔ pas tu tawzin ia, pipul dɛn dɔn de rid ɛn rɛspɛkt di Baybul buk dɛn we de insay di Ol Tɛstamɛnt (Ju Tanakh); Fɔ pas 18 ia naw, pipul dɛn dɔn de rid ɛn rɛspɛkt di Baybul buk dɛn we de insay di Nyu Tɛstamɛnt. Insay di ia 400 to di ia 500 afta Krays, na di Kristian prist dɛn bin pik di buk dɛn we de na di Nyu Tɛstamɛnt ɛn dɛn bin mek dɛn bi di wan dɛn we na di chɔch kaɔnsil dɛn. Insay di ia 1000 afta Krays, di prist dɛn na di Ju rilijɔn bin pik di buk dɛn we de insay di Ol Tɛstamɛnt (Tanakh) ɛn mek dɛn bi di wan dɛn we de na di Baybul. Frɔm da tɛm de, dɛn nɔ chenj ɛni big chenj to wetin de insay dɛn buk ya, ɛn dɛn nɔ chenj wan lɛta na di Ju Tanakh. So, insay di ia 1800 to di ia 1900, no nyu tin nɔ bin de na dɛn buk dɛn ya, bikɔs dɛn nɔ bin chenj. Bɔt, pan ɔl dis, di tin dɛn we de insay bin chenj pan intapriteshɔn ɛn ri-intapriteshɔn insay rilayshɔn to nyu kɔndishɔn, to nyu dimand, to nyu pipul dɛn, ɔ lɛk aw Saltykov-Shchedrin bin se, "in rilayshɔn to meanness."
  Zoya we gɛt gold ia, insɛf wit di ɛp fɔ in fayn fayn, barefut, tan leg dɛn, bin rayt:
  Di wan dɛn we de stɔdi bɔt Gɔd biznɛs ɛn di wan dɛn we nɔ biliv se Gɔd de, pipul dɛn we de mek pipul dɛn lɛk am ɛn di wan dɛn we de stɔdi bɔt sayɛns dɔn rayt bɔt di Baybul insɛf ɛn wetin de insay fɔ lɔng lɔng tɛm. Dis dɔn mek wi kin se dɛn de chɛk di Baybul frɔm ɔl di say dɛn we fayn fɔ am ɛn we nɔ fayn fɔ am. Bɔku pipul dɛn we de stɔdi bɔt Gɔd biznɛs de yuz di wok we dɛn bin dɔn du fɔ lɔng lɔng tɛm. Pantap dat, bɔku pipul dɛn we de stɔdi bɔt Gɔd biznɛs, bikɔs pipul dɛn we nɔ biliv se Gɔd de de sɔpɔt di wɔl, de rɔnawe pan am bay we dɛn de tɔk bɔt di tru tin we se di "Oli Papa dɛn" bin dɔn rayt bɔt dis ɔ da sik lɔng lɔng tɛm fɔ di oli we di Baybul oli, if wi tek dɛn ɔl togɛda, dɛn nɔ bin so ɛksplen di Baybul "kɔrɛkt wan" , aw bɔku pipul dɛn dɔn ad mɔ ɛn mɔ pan dɛn yon kɔntradikshɔn ɛn mistek dɛn. Ɛni we aw i bi, insay di we aw di "oli papa dɛn" de si di Baybul, bɔku tin dɛn de we nɔ mek sɛns ɛn we nɔ gri wit wetin di Baybul se. Bɔt ɔl di sem tin, rilijɔn pricha dɛn nɔ de ignore di krieshɔn fɔ pas ɔndrɛd ia ɛn ol ticha dɛn, bɔt dɛn de yuz am ful wan. Insay dis, fɔ fala di lɔjik fɔ di aydiɔlɔjik strɛch, wi fɔ yuz bak bɔku bɔku tin dɛn we di wan dɛn we nɔ biliv se Gɔd de trade bin dɔn du fɔ kɔrɛkt di rilijɔn we de si di wɔl ɛn di Baybul lay lay stori dɛn. Ɔlman we nɔ biliv se Gɔd de, we i bigin fɔ kɔndɛm rilijɔn, i nɔ go mek dis kɔmɛnt insɛf frɔm di biginin te to di ɛnd. Gɔd bin tɛl di wan dɛn we de stɔdi bɔt Gɔd biznɛs, bɔt i go bi sin fɔ lɛ wi nɔ tek advantej pan di tin dɛn we wi bin dɔn du trade.
  Faya Ɔgɔstin, we insɛf bin de yuz in finga dɛn we rili agil, bin rayt wan fayn fayn chapta.
  Wan nɔ fɔ tink se fɔ kɔndɛm rilijɔn ɛn di Baybul we nɔ biliv se Gɔd de, na tin we nɔ de igen. Na tru se, we wi tink bɔt nyu tin dɛn we sayɛns dɔn du, dɛn nid fɔ kɔrɛkt sɔntin de, dɛn nid fɔ ad nyu tin. Bɔt, nɔ tɛl mi... Bɔku ɛn bɔku tin de we nɔ ol atɔl, ɛn if i dɔn ol, den i dɔn ol nɔmɔ to di mak we, fɔ ɛgzampul, di rilijɔn we de si di wɔl dɔn ol, di tin dɛn we de insay ɛn tɛks na di Baybul dɔn ol. Nɔto mɔ ɛn nɔ smɔl. If rilijɔn pricha dɛn se di Baybul na buk we go de sote go, dat min se fɔ kɔndɛm di Baybul we nɔ biliv se Gɔd de na fɔ kɔndɛm di Baybul we go de sote go, dis kɔndɛm de sote go. Wi wok na fɔ tɛl di wan dɛn we biliv di kɔmɛnt we dɔn ɔlrɛdi de we nɔ biliv se Gɔd de sote go bɔt di tin dɛn we de insay di Baybul we go de sote go. Ɛn we dɛn kayn ɔtdɛd, pan ɔl we dɛn jɔs dɔn mek dɛn, tiolojian dɛn lɛk Dikɔnɛs Duraev wit in spiritual bɔy pikin Sɛji Fɔmɔrolɛv ɛn dɛn uterin kɔmpin dɛn we gɛt di sem maynd de tɔk to wi bɔt di we aw pipul dɛn nɔ biliv se Gɔd de, dɔn lɛ dɛn fɔs luk aw dɛn rilijɔn nɔ de igen ɛn dɛn Baybul. Na di sem tɛm, dɛn de tɔk bɔt sɔm nyu tin dɛn we dɛn dɔn fɛn, nyu tin dɛn we dɛn rayt ɛn nyu tin dɛn we dɛn dɔn fɛn. Bɔt ɔl di tru tru nyu tin dɛn we dɛn dɔn fɛn, we dɛn de ɛksplen ɛn we dɛn dɔn fɛn bak ɛn bak, de kɔnfɔm di trut we go de sote go bɔt aw pipul dɛn nɔ biliv se Gɔd de: Gɔd nɔ de, ɛn di Baybul na wok we pipul dɛn we nɔ no natin dɔn mek we gɛt chaotic, primitive ɛn we nɔ gɛt natin fɔ du wit am. Yɛs, fɔ ɛgzampul, nyu sayɛns risach dɔn kɔmɔt na di say we dɛn de stɔdi di Baybul, bɔt dɛn jɔs kɔnfyus, so fɔ se, di Baybul kɔmɔt ɔlsay na di wɔl, sho se natin nɔ de we pas mɔtalman, ɛn fɔ ɔl dis, dɛn de kɔrɛkt di tin dɛn we de insay di Baybul nɔ ol, bikɔs i stil de di sem ol tin dɛn we de insay di Baybul.
  Di blant tɛrminatɔ Svetlana, wit in klin, barefut ɛn rili grasful fut, skrach di oli trut se yu nɔ go biliv fayn fayn stori dɛn. Ɛn in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin kin so muv.
  Insay di ia dɛn we dɔn pas, bɔku bɔku gold fɔnd fɔ kɔndɛm di Baybul we nɔ biliv se Gɔd de, dɔn gɛda. We stil nɔ ol ɛn i de rifyut di Baybul wit di sem sakrifays we i bin rifyut am wit 100 - 200 - 500 - 1,000 ɛn 2,000 ia bifo. Ɛn dat mek, i nɔ go mek sɛns fɔ mek wi, we nɔ biliv se Gɔd de, fɔ luk fɔ sɔm kɔmplit nyu tin dɛn nɔmɔ fɔ kɔrɛkt di Baybul ɛn nyu we fɔ kɔrɛkt di tin dɛn we de insay di Baybul, pan ɔl we wi, we nɔ biliv se Gɔd de, nɔ de ɛva shem fɔ du dɛn kayn tin dɛn de.
  Natasha ad bak, i shek in strawberry breast, we so ful ɛn fayn.
  Di wan dɛn we de na di chɔch de tray fɔ mek dis kɔmɛnt, we sayɛnsman dɛn de ɛksplen di Baybul, nɔ rich to di wan dɛn we biliv. Insay di Katolik Chɔch, dɛn stil de tek am se na fɔ tɔk bad bɔt Gɔd fɔ pɔsin we biliv fɔ ɛksplen di Baybul. Dɛn se dis na di rayt fɔ prist dɛn we gɛt sɔri-at ɛn Katolik ticha dɛn we dɔn stɔdi di Baybul gud gud wan, we de luk di wan dɛn we biliv as bigman dɛn we de na di Baybul we "nɔ ɔndastand natin pas di shɛpad tɛl dɛn" (Di Apɔsul Dɛn Wok [Akt] 8: 31 ).
  Zoya bin put ɛn ol di an bak bitwin in bɔdi we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we tan.
  Naw, dis biɛn tɛm, bɔku nyu chɔch dɛn we dɛn kɔl karismatik chɔch dɛn dɔn apia, we ɛni edman fɔ dis ɔ da muvmɛnt de tɔk se Gɔd insɛf jɔs dɔn sho am aw fɔ ɔndastand dis ɔ da ples de na di Baybul... Bɔt dɛn kayn "charismatic" dɛn de inflɔws ɔl di biliva dɛn we dɛn dɔn ɔl tu ɔp ɛn we dak, we, as lɔ, nɔ de rid di Baybul dɛnsɛf ɛn we de ɛkspɛkt dis kayn ridin wit klia ɛksplen frɔm dɛn yon pricha nɔmɔ, we Gɔd sɛn sɛn to dɛn. Dis na, insay di wɔd dɛn na di Baybul, les slev dɛn we biliv (Matyu 25: 26), les bɔdi (Taytɔs 1: 12).
  Augustine bin twit se:
  - Di fiuja sɛntiwɔd na fɔ kɔmyunizim!
  Svetlana ad agresiv wan se:
  - Fɔ sayɛns we nɔ biliv se Gɔd de!
  Pan ɔl we dɛn bin de shel dɛn mɔ ɛn mɔ, di gyal pikin dɛn bin de rayt mɔ ɛn mɔ. Fɔ tru, wetin mek yu fɔ put an pan di tin dɛn we pipul dɛn nɔ biliv se Gɔd de? Pantap dat, i rili na sayɛns!
  Bɔt di Rɔshian demiurge gɔd dɛn go stil de alayv pas ɔl di wan dɛn we de alayv!
  Natasha, we bin de rɔb in nipples we nɔ gɛt natin wit in an, bin skech wan pat fɔ insɛf wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin:
  Kɔmɔn sɛns, umanizm, anti-rasis ɛn atheistic spirit de rul insay ɔl Mak Twɛn in wok dɛn witout ɛksɛpshɔn. Di rayta in kɔmɛnt ɛn satire ɔganayz kɔmbayn wit ɛlegans ɔf stayl ɛn tink-tink. Ɛksprɛshɔn frɔm in wok dɛm, pasɔnal kɔrɛspɔndɛns ɛn tebul tɔk-tɔk bin bi pɔblik wantɛm wantɛm ɛn ɔganayz wan ɛnta insay fɔl art. Insay in layf, lɛk afta i day, dɛn bin de sho Mak Twɛn as wan fayn man we gɛt mɔstaz, we kin ol paip na in tit ɔltɛm ɛn kɔl maksim. Mak Twɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ mek maksim dɛn ivin afta we i day. Naw, pipul dɛn we de stɔdi bɔt di klas buk dɛn we de na di wɔl ɛn di buk dɛn we de na Amɛrika dɔn gɛda dɛn pal dɛn ya we pipul dɛn de mek ɛn dɛn dɔn pul dɛn insay wan Encyclopedia we gɛt di taytul "What Mark Twain Didn"t Actually Say."
  Na ya Zoya kis Natasha in chɛst we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn shred am wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Afta in batde we mek sɛvinti ia, Mak Twɛn bin deklare se i kin dɔn fɔ tɔk ɛn rayt ɛnitin we i tink, witout fred fɔ ɛnitin we go apin to insɛf, ɛn i bigin fɔ rayt in "Autobiography," wan siriɔs shap satirical atheistic - pɔsin kin ivin se: militantly atheistic ! - wok dɛm we, spay di rilijɔn fɔ in famili ɛn padi dɛm, i lɛf fɔ mek dɛn pablish am 25-50-100 ia afta i day. Ɔl dɛn wok ya na bin fɔs ɛn kɔmplit wan nɔmɔ insay 1962-1965.
  Di Ɔgɔstin we bin gɛt faya bin kis Zoya in il we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn afta dat, wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, i drɔ:
  Pan di wok dɛm we Mak Twɛn bin du we nɔ biliv se Gɔd de insay in layf, pɔsin fɔ nem in briliant kritik insay di ɛsay "Kristian Sayns" fɔ di Sayɛns muvmɛnt, we bin fashɔn da tɛm de, we bin prɔpos fɔ mɛn ɔl sik, win ɔl trɔbul ɛn ajɔst di sakrifays we i want nɔmɔ wit prea we dɛn mek wit kɔnsɛntret, we dɛn mek wit "sayns." Wit dis wok, di rayta bin mek in gyal pikin Klɛmɛntin vɛks, we na bin rilijɔn pɔsin ɛn we bin de fala Sayɛns. Insay di tɛm we di rayta bin de, dɛn bin de pablish in wok, usay i bin de kɔndɛm di tin dɛn we di Mɔmon dɛn (Church of Latter-day Saints) bin de tich ɛn nɔ tek wan pɔsin bɛtɛ pas ɔda pɔsin. Dɛn bin pul di buk bak we nem "Captain Strompfield"s Journey to Paradise." Tru 1901-1902, Mak Twɛn bin rayt wan bɔku bɔku satirikal wok we gɛt di taytul: "Di Sikrit Istri bɔt Ɛdipɔs, Di Wɔl-Ɛmpaya", usay i sho di bad bad ɛn kɔmik stet we di stet de, we, pas ɛnitin, di tin dɛn we pɔsin want fɔ du, rilijɔn bin tek wan pozishɔn we bin de oba am. Di wan dɛn we de du risach tide biliv se wit dis ɛsay Mak Twɛn bin mek Ɔwɛl rayt di dystopia "1984".
  Svetlana bin kis Ɔgɔstin in shɔl bak. Ɛn afta dat, i tek am ɛn, i ol di pen wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, pul am kɔmɔt.
  Bɔt di buk dɛn we rili akyu we nɔ biliv se Gɔd de, na in rayt dɛn afta 70 ia. Na di sem tɛm, i bin tɛl di wan dɛn we go rid am tumara bambay se: "A kin mɛmba ɔltɛm se a de tɔk frɔm grev, bikɔs a go dɔn day bifo dɛn buk ya we a rayt si layt, Bɔt frɔm grev a de tɔk mɔ wit ɔl mi at pas di langwej we di... liv, ɛn fɔ dis rizin: I I kin du am fri wan!"
  Natasha kis Svetlana in ni we tan ɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i bin de kɔw wit zil, ɔ fɔ se i bin de skrib.
  Insay di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn, apat frɔm wan wan wok dɛn, dɛn bin pul wan buk we Mak Twɛn bin dɔn gɛda we gɛt 12 volyum dɛn. I gɛt di men buk dɛn we di pɔsin we rayt di buk rayt we nɔ biliv se Gɔd de. Bɔt afta 1962, afta dɛn dɔn pul nyu wok dɛn ɔnda di wil, dɛn bin de pablish di las wan dɛn insay difrɛn edishɔn dɛn ɔ kɔleshiɔn dɛn. Di las wan pan dɛn na di kɔlɛkshɔn "Adam"s Diary", Publishing House of Political Literature, Mɔsko, 1982, 295 pej dɛn. Naw wi go pul wan chapta nɔmɔ frɔm dis edishɔn frɔm wan buk we Mak Twɛn rayt we nem "Reflections on Religion."
  Zoya, dis fayn fayn titi, kis Natasha in ɔda nipple ɛn chirp wit zil, i de waka wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin:
  Fɔ translet ɛn rid Mak Twɛn na sɔntin we kin mek a gladi. Wi fɔ tek tɛm tink se Mak Twɛn bin rayt fɔ di wan dɛn we de rid na Amɛrika we bin no di Baybul ɛn di Kristian tichin dɛn gud gud wan. I sɔri fɔ no se (ɔ fɔtunate wan?) pipul dɛn we bin dɔn bi sitizin na di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn nɔ gɛt da kayn tioloji de. Ɛn dat mek, bɔku tɛm, rial transleshɔn (ɔ ivin wɔs, "tracing copy") nɔ kin tɛl wi rida ɔl di dip ɛn ɔl di satirical tinkin dɛm we di rayta gɛt bɔt rilijɔn tichin. Ɛn dat mek, we wi yuz di transleshɔn we dɔn ɔlrɛdi de, wi kɔmpia am bak wit di ɔrijinal wan, tek tɛm tink bɔt di lɛvɛl we wi rida dɛn de si tin ɛn mek sɔm ɛkspɛnshɔn dɛn pan di transmishɔn fɔ tink dɛn insay Rɔshian, ɛn if i rili bad, wi mek sɔm not dɛn.
  Ɔgɔstin kis Zoya na in shɔl ɛn waka kɔmɔt kwik kwik wan wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin:
  So, as dɛn se: "Gɔd blɛs yu!" - Start fɔ rid di golden tink bɔt rilijɔn fɔ di klashik fɔ di wɔl litrechɔ.
  Svetlana kis di faya dɛbul na in bare il ɛn his:
  - Glori to di Rɔshian Gɔd dɛn! Lɛ wi pul di Baybul ɛn introduks di Vedas!
  Di biginin fɔ Mach bin kol, ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn bin chenj frɔm we dɛn bin de tɔk bɔt pipul dɛn we nɔ biliv se Gɔd de to we dɛn bin de rayt AI.
  Di Japan pipul dɛn bin rili atak Pɔt Atɔ wit dɛn las trɛnk.
  Di batalyɔn, we bin gɛt gyal pikin dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, bin kɔba di say we denja pas ɔl - Vysokaya Mawnt.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin fɛt fayn fayn wan. Ɔlman fayn, slim, atletik.
  Ɛn dɛn de flash dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Dɛn kin trowe grenade wit dɛn an ɛn fut dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Dɛn ɔl jɔs fayn ɛn dɛn fayn.
  Bɔt fɔ tru, wetin mek gyal pikin dɛn nid klos? We dɛn nekɛd dɛn kin fayn pasmak, ɛn dɛn kin fayn pasmak, dɛn kin mek pɔsin want fɔ du sɔntin.
  Ɛn a want fɔ kis dɛn bare, rawnd il dɛn de. Ɛn lik ɛni finga.
  We Vɛronika de shot ɛn trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, i se:
  - Fuk yu, nɔ ɔvawɛl yu!
  Na ya Juliana, we bin de nak di Japan pipul dɛn ɛn trowe grenade wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, bin de ala se:
  - Wi nɔ de bɛn Rɔshian spirit!
  Ɛn di titi laf... I imajin aw wan fayn bɔbɔ bin de tikl in leg. Yes, e fayn fɔ sɛnsitiv uman dɛn skin.
  Rɛd Ana bin trowe grenade bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I skata di samurai dɛn ɛn swɛt:
  - Fɔ di Rus' we oli pas ɔl na di wɔl.
  Ɛn Anjɛlina we gɛt wɛlbɔdi ɛn we gɛt pawa, trowe wan bag we gɛt tin dɛn we de bɔn pan di samurai wit in il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn grɔmbul:
  - Fɔ wi glori win!
  Vɛronika bin gi wan tɔn. I shot di Japan pipul dɛn dɔŋ ɛn swɛt:
  - Dis na wi duty!
  Juliana bin trowe wan grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin tɔk se:
  - Ɛn wi go fulfil am!
  Ana bin kɔt sɔm Japan pipul dɛn ɛn chip:
  - Di Rɔshian rod fɔ win!
  Anjɛlina bak lans sɔntin we ebi pan di samurai, ɛn i de grɔmbul:
  - Ɛn wi go win!
  Stil, i gud se insay di hot di gyal pikin dɛn pul dɛn vest. So dɛn kin rili fayn wit nekɛd bɔdi. Ɛn aw tan ɛn mɔsul. Di bɔdi dɛn na jɔs kɔst stɛl.
  Aw gyal pikin dɛn kin rili fayn we dɛn nekɛd.
  Ɛn dɛn nɔ nid klos.
  Vɛronika de kɔt bɔku bɔku Jepan pipul dɛn ɛn i de swɛt:
  - Wi Rɔshia kin gɛt glori insay ɔl di sɛntiwɔd!
  Juliana tek ɛn lans wan grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn i tɔk se:
  - Fɔ wi teritɔri!
  Dɔn Ana tek am ɛn fuk am wit wamat:
  - Fɔ di wan dɛn we go de sote go ɛn we gɛt mɔtalman!
  Ɛn bak wan grenade we pɔsin we nɔ gɛt natin fɔ trowe, de flay.
  So Anjɛlina bin tek am bak. I bin trowe wan bɔnch grenade. Knock out sɔm pan di samurai dɛn insay wan swoop. Ɛn i bin de siŋ se:
  - Flay na di skay, ple wit di san - A want fɔ sote go!
  Ɛn di 4 gyal pikin dɛn kin fɛt fayn fayn wan. Ɛn di wan ol batalyɔn bak. Aw seductively dɛn bare fut we de trowe grenade flash. Aw di gyal pikin dɛn fayn fɔ fɛt wɔ.
  Ɛn wan yɔlɔ mas we na Jepan sojaman dɛn de flɔt kam nia dɛn. Samurai de day bay di tawzin, bɔt dɛn stil nɔ stɔp. Dɛn kin kɔntinyu fɔ push dɛnsɛf. Di fɛt rili bad.
  Vɛronika shot di Japan pipul dɛn ɛn chirp:
  - Wi Russian choice na ona en Motherland!
  Juliana, we de faya di ɛnimi, de sho in tit dɛn, we de shayn brayt pas si pal dɛn. Ɛn i se:
  - Insay ɛvri sɛntiwɔd, hiro dɛn dɔn de ɛn dɛn go de!
  Afta dat di titi tek am ɛn sho in tit mɔ.
  Ana we gɛt faya, we bin de faya di ɛnimi, bin de swɛt:
  - Wi nɔ go ebul fɔ win! Rus" nɔ go ebul fɔ briŋ in ni!
  Ɛn bak di wɔriɔ in grenade we in fut we nɔ gɛt natin trowe de flay.
  Anjɛlina lans sɔntin we de kil ɛn kil wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn we i de sho in tit, i de chip:
  - A biliv se wi go de na Paradays!
  Viktoria intarop di heroic uman:
  - Nɔ! Nɔto na paradays, bɔt fɔ liv sote go na planɛt Wɔl, we go bi rial paradays we nɔ de na di wɔl!
  Ɛn di titi kapten trowe wan bɔm we rili kil wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Vɛronika bin notis se:
  - Yu gɛt sɛns, Mista Kpɛntin...
  Ɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, i bigin fɔ pwɛl tin dɛn bak.
  Juliana bin swɛt ɛn gi wan bɔs. Mowed dɔŋ di Japan pipul dɛn. We di titi sho in big tit dɛn, i swɛt se:
  - A nɔ want fɔ bi ol uman! Ɛn a want fɔ liv sote go!
  Ana bin trowe grenade bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin gɛt dawt fɔ se i aks di blant gyal se:
  - Yu laik wi wold?
  Juliana bin ansa witout shek se:
  - Nɔ bad! Ɛspɛshali insay di sɔmma! A lɛk di san ɛn di ɔlide dɛn!
  Ana bin gri wit dis wantɛm wantɛm:
  - I rili gud insay di sɔma! I rili fayn fɔ lɛ pipul dɛn yɔŋ!
  Juliana bin ansa wit wamat se:
  - Yes, ɛn lɛ sɔmda bi sote go, lɛk na Afrika! Ɛn Afrika go bi wi yon!
  Anjɛlina bin trowe wan barɛl we gɛt tin dɛn we de bɔn wit in leg dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we gɛt mɔsul ɛn tɔk se:
  - Mek i bi so! Ɛn ɔltɛm.
  Di Japan pipul dɛn bin de tan lɛk tin, ɛn i bin klia se dɛn dɔn taya.
  Na Mach 8, Natasha ad smɔl mɔ to di AI.
  Bay midul Jun 1905, di Japan pipul dɛn bin dɔn taya kpatakpata. Ɛn Linevich bin dɔn go na di ɔfɛnsif. Di Rɔshian ami we bin bɛtɛ pas ɔlman bin go bifo frɔm tri say dɛn.
  Di Japan pipul dɛn bin tray fɔ pul di siej we dɛn bin dɔn siŋ Pɔt Ata ɛn gi fɛt to big big Rɔshian sojaman dɛn.
  Bɔt di pat dɛn we bin rɛdi fɔ fɛt pas ɔl na di garison bin muf afta di Japan pipul dɛn. Ɛn witout ɛni delay dɛn nak na di riya.
  Wan batalyɔn we gɛt gyal pikin dɛn we nɔ wɛr fut, we wɛr shɔt ɛn vest, na dɛn fɔs fɔ kam insay di fɛt.
  Nays gyal pikin dɛn bigin fɔ trit di ami we dɛn kɔl samurai, we dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi bit insay di fɛt dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn fɛt trade.
  Fɔs, di wɔri pipul dɛn bin atak di batri dɛn. Grenade dɛn we dɛn bin de trowe wit fut we nɔ gɛt natin bin de flay pan di Japan pipul dɛn. Dɛn bin rili kɔrɛkt. Ɛn di Rɔshian wɔriman dɛnsɛf pul dɛn vest ɛn pul dɛn. Fɔ lɛf am wit bare torsos.
  So i ɔlmost nɔ pɔsibul fɔ hit ɔlmost kɔmplit nekɛd gyal pikin dɛn. We uman in skin nɔ gɛt natin, bulɛt nɔ kin bit am.
  Vɛronika bin trowe wan grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin de chip:
  - A go bi champion!
  Ɛn i shek in wayt ɛn kɔl ia.
  Juliana insɛf nɔ so simpul. Hit di Japan pipul dɛn. Ɛn afta dat, i trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn ala se:
  - Insay di Nem fɔ Oli, Tsarist Rɔshia!
  Ɛn bak i shek in ful bɔdi wit skarlet nipples. Ɛn di titi gɛt tint wes.
  Neks, Ana we gɛt rɛd ia rɔsh fɔ go fɛt. Na so wan gyal we de spak ɛn we de riaktiv. Lɛk fɔ trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. So di samurai dɛn go skata ɔlsay. Ɛn ledɔm de lɛk se yu dɔn day.
  Ɛn di titi go shot dɛn ɛn swɛt:
  - Fɔ di Ɔtodɔks Tsar ɛn di Rɔshian gɔd dɛn!
  Anjɛlina insɛf bin hit. Ɛn di bɔks we gɛt shel dɛn we i bin de trowe nekɛd, we pawaful lɛk ɔs we de drɔ, bin flay go. Ɛn i bin pwɛl bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn na Jepan.
  Girls dem generally super wen dem nek en barefut. Bɔt fɔ rɔn insay panti insay pozishɔn kin ivin kol.
  Ɛn di strawberry nipples dɛn so shayn!
  Viktoria go lans grenade bak wit in skarlet tit, ɛn hit di samurai as i ebul. Dis na di gyal pikin. Ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na di kɔmanda fɔ wan batalyɔn we gɛt gyal pikin dɛn we de na wan distroya. En tu in onli panties.
  Ɛn i shek in chɛst we nɔ gɛt natin. We na so fayn ɛn sɛxy.
  Vɛronika tek ɛn trowe wan grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I kil bɔku Japan pipul dɛn ɛn i bin de ala se:
  - Aerobatics na di bot!
  Juliana bin rili sabi fɔ trowe grenade wit in leg we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin de swɛt we i de kɔt di Japan pipul dɛn dɔŋ:
  - Wi grin ɛn wan krɔsh blo!
  Afta dat, in tit dɛn go spak.
  En so Ana tek am en fuk am. Shot plenti samurai. Ɛn aw i bin du am.
  Ɛn i go lans grenade wit in bare fut. Ɛn i de swɛt:
  - Wi nɔto slev!
  Afta dat i go laf ɛn stik in tong.
  Anjɛlina tek am ɛn chirp wit frenzied rage, spit chaj pan di ɛnimi:
  - Mi na di kulest of di kul.
  Ɛn wit in leg dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, i lans wan ebi ebi bɔm. I tek am ɛn blo di samurai dɛn, ɛn shred dɛn.
  Veronica go kik ɛn bit di Asian horde bak. Ɛn i de mek dɛn bon dɛn flat.
  Di gyal tek am ɛn twit se:
  - Wi go destroy ɔlman!
  Ɛn bak wan grenade we de kil ɛn we nɔ gɛt wan kɔmpitishɔn de flay frɔm wan fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn i go grind di Japan pipul dɛn. Wetin mek dɛn kam na Rɔshian land dɛn? Ɔltin we de ya na Rɔshia in yon.
  Juliana bin lans wan grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin siŋ se:
  - Glori to Gret Rɔshia! Wi no nid di Stet Duma!
  Ana we gɛt rɛd ia bin tɔk bad bad wan se:
  - A go bi champion.
  Ɛn grenade we di titi in fut nɔ gɛt natin fɔ trowe go mek ɔlman flat. Na mit we gɛt blɔd nɔmɔ bin lɛf.
  Bɔt Anjɛlina jɔs swɛt. Knock out wan bɔnch militants. Ɛn i bin de flay pas lɛk enjɛl we de day.
  En plenti samurai bin dai.
  Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin de prɛs di Japan pipul dɛn frɔm ɔlsay. Dɛn bin de krɔs ɛn krɔs.
  Ɛvride, dɛn bin de fɛt dɛnsɛf an-to-an. Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin chuk di samurai wit bayonet. Di Mosin rayf na wan fayn fayn klab. We de brok di skel dɛn. Ɛn dɛn kin brok bon dɛn.
  Bɔt gyal pikin dɛn we gɛt sɔd kin fɛt fayn fayn wan. I rili fayn. Ɛspɛshali we yu bɔdi we nɔ gɛt natin de shek shek.
  Ɛn di nipples so ruby ɛn spak. Yu wan luk dem en kis dem sote.
  Ɛn kis we yu nɔ go ambɔg yu.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn kin fɛt wit di wamat we panta dɛn we angri we dɔn si di ship pikin dɛn kin vɛks. Dɛn de mek dɛn sɔfa ɛn kɔt dɛn skin.
  Vɛronika, we de shot di Japan pipul dɛn, de ala se:
  -Day fɔ day!
  Juliana, we de trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, tɔk bak se:
  - Blɔd fɔ blɔd!
  Ana, we de skrab pan samurai, de swɛt:
  -Wan yay fɔ wan yay!
  Ɛn i bin trowe di lɛmon bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I bin strɔng pas ɔlman ɛn i bin de chɛr ɔlman wit aplomb.
  Ɛn na so Anjɛlina tek am. I go lans wan ol barɛl wit bɔm dɛn we de kil ɛn krɔs in ɛnimi dɛn.
  Afta dat i kin siŋ se:
  - Mi na barefut elefant ɛn a rili kul!
  Fɔ tru, di titi rili gɛt pawa. Ɛn in leg dɛn tan lɛk klɔb. Aw fɔ hit samurai na in groin. I bin de fayv mita ɔp ɛn flay go ɔp. I bin de flay pas lɛk katapult we dɛn lans frɔm ston. Fɔ tɔk mɔ, sɔntɛm na ston we kɔmɔt na katapult!
  Viktoria, we na di kɔmanda fɔ di batalyɔn, bin bɔn faya pan di Japan pipul dɛn. I bin kɔt sɔm pan di yɔlɔ wɔriɔ dɛn ɛn swɛt:
  - Wi go fɛt fɔ oli Rus'.
  Ɛn wit wan ni we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we tan, i kin nak yu chin. Ɛn go brok di ɛnimi in jaw.
  Victoria de gladi...
  Juliana tɔk wit zil se:
  - Na Tsar Nicholas go de, we na di big wan pan di Russian tsars!
  Ɛn di wan ol batalyɔn we gɛt gyal pikin dɛn we nɔ wɛr af-af nekɛd ɛn we nɔ wɛr fut go bark na dɛn lɔng, ɛn kil di Japan pipul dɛn.
  - Mek i bi so!
  Di Jamani dɛn bigin fɔ go bifo along di Don insay di midul pat pan Mach. Bɔt di wɛda nɔ bin rili fayn fɔ dɛn.
  Di wan dɛn we de wok na Gɛda in tank bin go fɛt wit di Soviet motoka dɛn.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin de yuz di laytst ay-prɛshɔn kanɔn we gɛt shɔt barɛl.
  Di nyu gɔn bin gɛt kaliba we na 120 milimita ɛn di fɔs projɛktayl spid we na 1,700 mita pan sɛkɔn. Wit in ɛp i bin pɔsibul fɔ go insay ɔl di Soviet motoka dɛn frɔm fa fa say. Sɔntɛm, pas fɔ di supa-hɛvi Isov. Bɔt dɛn kin go insay dɛn bak, jɔs nia dɛn smɔl.
  Di Jaman sojaman dɛn bin put dɛn motoka wit fayn fayn tin dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ fɛt.
  Di Soviet T-54 dɛn bin tray fɔ kam nia di Jamani dɛn ɛn dɛn bin de aksɛlayt, ɛn dɛn bin rili trɛtin fɔ ram dɛn.
  Gɛda bin faya di Soviet tank. I chɛr di tawa kɔmɔt pan am ɛn chip:
  - Wetin mek atak taygres?
  Charlotte bin pres di joystik bɔtin bak wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin de swɛt:
  - Mek wi bi champions fo di planet!
  Ɛn i bin pwɛl wan Soviet tank.
  Christina bin giv wan fuk tu boht Russian. Di nyu gɔn na bin ɔtomɛtik ɛn i bin de faya twɛlv shot dɛn fɔ wan minit.
  Wan titi we gɛt golden-rɛd ia bin de ala se:
  - No barɛri nɔ de fɔ Rɔshian wɔriɔ dɛn!
  Magda we gɛt gold ia bin brok wan Soviet tank bak ɛn sho in tit dɛn:
  - Mi na di strongest of di strong...
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin vɛks. Di wɔ de go bifo ɛn go bifo. Ustɛm dɛn go win di Reds? Aw lɔng dɛn go kɔntinyu fɔ kɔt? Jɔs dihard man dɛn.
  Ɛn di Rɔshian gyal pikin dɛn gɛt wetin dɛn nid.
  Fɔ ɛgzampul, Jamani uman dɛn bin mek wan mɛmba na Kɔmsomol sɔfa. Fɔs, pul di titi in klos we di ples kol.
  Fɔs, Gɛda bin kɔt in ship skin kot. Dɔn, togɛda wit Shalɔt, i bigin fɔ pul in but. Bɔt di sus dɛn na tarpaulin ɛn dɛn dɔn knock am dɔŋ. Dɛn nɔ bin wund di fut klos dɛn.
  Neks, Gerda tear di Komsomol memba in tunic and shirt wit naif. Na mi bra nɔmɔ a bin lɛf. A kɔt mi pant.
  Charlotte pul di Komsomol mɛmba in brawn ia. Dɔn dɛn Gɛda ɛn Shalɔt, we wɛr bikini, bin lid wan Kɔmsomol mɛmba we nɔ wɛr fut ɛn we wɛr swimsuit. Tri gyal pikin dɛn we nɔ gɛt leg bin rɔn go insay di bita kol. Di Komsomol mɛmba bin biev wit maynd. Ɛn i rɔn fɔ tu ol awa. Pan ɔl we i nɔ kol lɛk di tu taygres dɛn. Di Rɔshian gyal in leg dɛn tɔn rɛd ɛn afta dat i tɔn blu bikɔs ɔf di kol.
  Dɔn Gɛda ɛn Shalɔt tay am frɔm biɛn ɛn pul am ɔp na di rɛk. Di Komsomol gyal bin shek wit pen. I bigin fɔ bɛn ɔp. Gɛda pul am na in sholda ɛn spin am rawnd. Di Komsomol mɛmba we i de gas wit pen, i stret pan di rɛk, in nɛk dɛn krak.
  Dɛn bin klem di Rɔshian gyal in fut we nɔ gɛt natin na stok, ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ hang di lod. Fɔs, Charlotte bin lod am wit wan tik.
  Di Komsomol mɛmba bin de kray, bɔt afta dat i klem in tit ɛn sɛt mɔt.
  Charlotte ɛn Gerda bin brok di branch dɛn kwik kwik wan. Dɛn le am ɔnda wan Komsomol mɛmba in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn bɔn am.
  I so fayn fɔ fry bare heels. Ɛn i rili fani, ɛn i fayn fɔ di fayn fayn pipul dɛn.
  Di faya bin lik di Komsomol mɛmba in sɔl we bin rɔf smɔl ɛn i bin de smɛl fried shish kebab. Di pen, na tru, frɔm di faya, rili bad. Di Komsomol memba bin shek, swet bin de drip frɔm am, di gyal pikin dɛn bin de kray kwayɛt wan. Bɔt i bin de kip di lawd ala ala wit wan bad bad tray we i bin de tray fɔ du wetin i want.
  Dɔn dɛn bigin fɔ wip di titi wit spru branch dɛn. Gɛda ɛn Shalɔt ɔl tu bin hit wit ɔl dɛn pawa. Di skin na di gyal in bak ivin bɔs. Blɔd we miks wit swet bin de kɔmɔt. Di bra sɛf kɔmɔt, fɔdɔm insay di faya ɛn ad ɔt to in bare fut.
  Gɛda ledɔm ɛn lik di swet ɛn blɔd we miks. I bin ɛnjɔy am.
  Charlotte pinch di Komsomol mɛmba in chɛst. En den di gyal tek am en hit am na di solar plexus wit in fist. Dɔn di dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia ad branch dɛn to di faya ɔnda di Komsomol mɛmba in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Di smel we bin de bɔn bin strɔng mɔ.
  Gɛda bin hiss wit wamat se:
  - Yu go tɔk!
  Charlotte pinch in chɛst tranga wan ɛn his:
  - Stɔp fɔ ple di saylɛn gem!
  Gɛda tek wan branch we de bɔn frɔm di faya ɛn briŋ am kam na di Kɔmsomol gyal in chɛst we nɔ gɛt natin.
  So i bin de shek shek, ɛn in ed we gɛt fayn ia bin de shek shek, ɛn i bin de fɔdɔm na di sayd.
  Charlotte bin sho in tit lɛk dɛbul:
  - Luk laik se di gyal don redi!
  Gɛda bin de gigl ɛn bigin fɔ masaj di Komsomol mɛmba in fes ɛn nɛk. I bin gɛt wɛlbɔdi ɛn i bin kam fɔ no kwik kwik wan. Dɔn di blant tɛrminatɔ tek wan branch we de bɔn frɔm di faya ɛn briŋ am to di kapchɔ in saful fes. Di titi nɔ bin gri ɛn i bin de shek shek.
  Gɛda lik in lip ɛn his:
  -Yu go se fayn?
  Di Komsomol mɛmba bin de kray se:
  - Kil mi! Nɔ mek a sɔfa, duya!
  Gɛda bin ansa siriɔs wan se:
  - Nɔ! Dɛn go mek yu sɔfa fɔ lɔng tɛm ɛn frɛy yu te to di ɛnd.
  Charlotte bin tɔk se:
  - Ɔ sɔntɛm gi am to di man dɛn. I stil bi vajin ɛn i go rili pen fɔ am we...
  Di Komsomol mɛmba bin ala bad bad wan se:
  - Nɔ nid nɔ de! A nɔ go tɛl yu ɛnitin ɛni we!
  Gɛda bin tɔk se:
  - Wi go bɔn in chɛst?
  Charlotte bin shek in ed.
  - Nɔ! Wan we de we go wok fayn fɔ gɛt infɔmeshɔn.
  Gɛda bin nɔd in ed:
  - Yes... Dis na fɔ pres pan di at we de na di nɛk. Fɔ mek wan ripɔt zon, ɛn i go tɛl wi ɔl wetin i no ɛn i nɔ no!
  Charlotte bin de gigl ɛn tɔk se:
  - Wetin mek wi bin de mek i sɔfa da tɛm de?
  Gɛda bin ansa ɔnɛs wan se:
  - Purely fɔ ɛnjɔy yusɛf. Ɛn naw.
  Di blant tɛrminatɔ prɛs in an pan di Komsomol mɛmba in nɛk. In yay dɛn bin rol bak insay in ed ɛn i bin tan lɛk fish we dɔn day. Gɛda bin tɔk tranga wan se:
  - Usay di bateri de?
  Di Jamani dɛn bin go bifo rili sloslo. Dɔti ɛn slɔp bin mek dɛn slo fɔ muv. Di fɛt-fɛt ɔpreshɔn dɛn sho aw di nyu ay-prɛshɔn kanɔn bin wok fayn fɔ nak di T-54, we na di men Soviet tank, frɔm wan fa fa say.
  Gɛda, we bin de shot frɔm fa, bin tɔk se:
  - Di nyu wɛpɔn na bɔku mɔ kɔmfyut.
  Charlotte bin gri se:
  - Nɔ mek di ɛnimi kam nia!
  Kristina, we bin de pres di joystik bɔtin wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, i nak wan Soviet tank ɛn i bin de mɔna se:
  - Bɔt wi sɛf so kɔrɛkt. Na jɔs wɔndaful tin! So natin nɔ go stɔp ɔ brok di wɔman dɛn!
  Magda bin tɔk wit sɛns se:
  - Ɛn fɔ mek pipul dɛn pe atɛnshɔn to am! Dat na, wit in big big agresivnɛs!
  Ɛn di titi bin pres di fut finga dɛn bak pan in fut we nɔ gɛt natin pan di joystik bɔtin dɛn, ɛn nak di Rɛd Ami tank.
  Gɛda, we bin de shot, aks di gyal pikin dɛn se:
  - A de wanda usai di Russian dem geht so moch persistence. Dɛn tinap lɛk se dɛn mek dɛn wit taytaniɔm. Ɛn dɛn nɔ want fɔ giv-ɔp.
  Charlotte ad wit wan chuckle:
  - Ɛn dɛn nɔ go giv in! Afta ɔl, dɛn rili strɔng pas ɔlman! Pantap dat, di pipul dɛn nɔ de bɛn!
  Magda bin de gigl ɛn, we i de sho in tit ɛn spak wit yay we de spak lɛk safaya, i se:
  - Glori to wi big Mama Land!
  Kristina bin hiss wit anɔyntɛd se:
  - I nɔ go bad fɔ tek Lɔndɔn!
  Gɛda bin de gigl ɛn tɛl am se:
  - So, us aydia yu gɛt? Mek pis wit Rɔshia?
  Charlotte bin faya di Stalinist dɛn, brok di tɔrɛt fɔ di Soviet mashin ɛn swɛt:
  - Nɔ! Nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ tɔk bɔt pis!
  Kristina bin hit di tank dɛn bak na di Rɛd Ami ɛn i bin tɔk se:
  - Sɔntɛm wi de tɔk bɔt truce?
  Magda bin swɛt fɔ gri se:
  - Yes, na tɛmporari rɛst. Fɔ tɔn Wɛst.
  Gɛda sɛn wan shɔɛl ɛn notis se:
  - Dis na rili pɔsibul. Fɔ sɔm tɛm mek pis wit di Rɔshian dɛn, ɛn dɛnsɛf go muf go na Briten. Wi nɔ tek Lɔndɔn fɔ lɔng tɛm!
  Charlotte bin de gigl ɛn gi advays se:
  - Mek wi tek Moscow en nobodi fo di wold no go stop wi!
  Kristina, we bin de sho in lɛpad tit dɛn, bin his:
  - Nɔ, nɔbɔdi nɔ go stɔp ɛn nɔ go ɛva!
  Magda bin swɛt wit wayl wayl wamat:
  - Nɔ, nɔ go gɛt mawnten dɛn we gɛt gold! Ɛn di rɔk dɛn go bi dayamɔn!
  Gɛda bin sho in tit ɛn swɛt, ɛn i bin de brok di Soviet motoka lɛk kristal wit hama:
  - Di kɔshɔma sosayti ful-ɔp wit abiuz!
  Ɛn bak di titi flash wan tut we de spak brayt pas pal. Gɛda bin lɛk fɔ mek pipul dɛn sɔfa ɛn mek dɛn sɔfa.
  Fɔ ɛgzampul, i tek wan payɔnia ɛn sɔlv am layf layf wan na aqua regia. Dis na di tin dɛn we i kin du. Ɛn we dɛn bin de mek i sɔfa, dat bin mek i gladi. Fɔ ɛgzampul, afta dɛn dɔn pɔmp ɔl di fayn fayn tin dɛn, dɛn bigin fɔ bɔn di Komsomol wit faya. Dɛn bin rili fri di bɔdi layf layf wan. Ɛn afta dat, dɛn kin kɔt dɛn, pepa dɛn ɛn it dɛn.
  Yɛs, Chalɔt ɛn Gɛda bin de it pipul dɛn. Ɛn dɛn gob di Komsomol mɛmba layf layf wan. Ɛn dis na so rud ɛn nɔto aesthetically pleasing. Ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat i kin mek pɔsin fil pen.
  Imajin wan titi we dɛn nɔ kil yet, dɛn de frɛsh am, ɛn dɛn kɔt am wan bay wan pan am. Dɔn dɛn kin dip am insay di sos ɛn it am.
  Gɛda ɛn Shalɔt bin ivin it mɔtalman bɔdi tumɔs. Dɛn bin gɛt dayarɛa ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn bin de rɔn rawnd. A bin gɛt fɔ rili fri misɛf na di bush dɛn.
  Ɛn dat pɔsin we de it pɔsin kin gɛt pɔnishmɛnt.
  Dɛn bin de it wɔri ɛn bɔy pikin dɛn. Dɛn ɔl 4 bin pul di payɔnia Sashka in klos rɔf wan ɛn afta dat dɛn put am insay wan big frying pan. Ɛn dɛn bin fri di bɔbɔ insay vɛjitebul ɔyl jɔs lɛk dat. Ɛn dis kin jɔs bi big tin.
  Magda bin de it di bɔbɔ in leg ɛn i bin tɔk se:
  - Ɛn wetin? Dis na kul ɛn fayn!
  Kristina bin notis se:
  - Ɔltin fayn fɔ wi!
  Dɛn bin kɔt di payɔnia mit we gɛt jus insay tin slais dɛn ɛn put am insay sos. Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de it ɛn siŋ.
  Gɛda bin ala se:
  Nɔ sɔri-at, nɔ sɔri fɔ di ɛnimi! A go strik di kɔmyunis dɛn lɛk se a go swip wit!
  Ɛn i de stamp in fut we nɔ gɛt natin na di sno.
  I bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ di gyal pikin dɛn it di bɔbɔ ɔl. Wi bin de it pati pan in liva. Dɛn bin kɔt ɔl di mit. Wi bin de it ɛn drink wayn. Wi bin it tumɔs ɛn afta dat wi go slip.
  Insay dɛn drim, di wɔri pipul dɛn bin de drim se dɛnsɛf de frɛsh dɛbul dɛn insay kɔl. Ɛn di sem tɛm, dɛn kin kɔt di skin bak bay we dɛn de yuz nɛf. Ɛn afta dat, dɛn kin twist ɛn brok.
  Dɔn di sɔfa we dɛn kin mek pipul dɛn sɔfa pas ɔlman kin bigin. Dɛn bin hang di gyal pikin dɛn na dɛn ia ɛn bigin fɔ swing na di rɛk. Ɛn afta dat, dɛn bɔn am wit faya. Ɛn dɛn bin de akt wit virtuoso sofistikieshɔn.
  Gɛda bin mɛmba dis we i bin de shot, dɔn i aks se:
  - Aw yu lɛk ɛl?
  Charlotte bin ansa wit wan grin se:
  - Wan intrestin ples, espeshali fo kompini!
  Kristina bin de gigl ɛn ansa se:
  - Yu kin twist di dɛbul dɛn tel de!
  Magda, wit in tit dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, bin de swɛt:
  - Ɛn ajɔst di ays rizɔlt! In jɔnal, aw yu go fil bɔt faya polo kɔmpitishɔn dɛn?
  Gɛda bin fɔdɔm insay wan Soviet tank ɛn i bin tɔk klia wan se:
  - Na ɛl na di ɛnimi dɛn nɔmɔ go de fɔ di Third Reich! Ɛn tru tru Aryan dɛn go kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt na ɔda yunivas dɛn!
  Charlotte bin kɔnfyus wit kɔnfidɛns, i bin de nak di klos wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin:
  - Mek i bi so!
  Ɛn i bin de flash in tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal.
  Kristina bin tɔk se:
  - Lɛ wi mek wisɛf sɔm ɔn!
  Magda bin de gigl ɛn bark:
  - Mek wi bi dɛbul dɛn we gɛt di ay rank!
  Ɛn i sho in tɔŋ.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn rili gladi so, ɛn dɛn gɛt mɔsul dɛn we rili strɔng.
  Gɛda bin tɔk se:
  - Oh, wi wish se wi bin gɛt Mowgli!
  Charlotte bin kɔrɛkt in padi se:
  - Mɔ lɛk Tarzan!
  Kristina bin de gigl ɛn swɛt:
  - Ah, Tarzan, Tarzan, Tarzan, ɛn di ɔda wan dɛn! Masta fɔ ɔl di kɔntri dɛn!
  Magda bin swɛt wit gladi at:
  - Wi gɛt di Prɔshian spirit! Wi de smɛl Prɔshia!
  Gɛda bin de gigl, split wan Soviet tank ɛn i bin de mɔna se:
  - Nɔ! Wi na Setan insɛf in pikin dɛn!
  Charlotte bin de his wit tit we nɔ gɛt natin:
  - Ɛn wi go fetful to di Mama Land!
  Kristina bin kɔnfirm dis wantɛm wantɛm:
  - Yes, wi go du am! Tugeda wit di Motherland en di Pati!
  Magda bin de tɔk wit gladi at:
  - Lida dɛn kin kam ɛn go, bɔt di pati stil de!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de rayt wit zil. Fɔ tɔk mɔ, Natasha insɛf bin rayt am.
  Di fɛt wit di Japan skwadron bin kɔntinyu. Jɛnɛral fɔ di Si, ɛn Admiral Rozhdestvensky bin akt wit kol blɔd.
  I nɔ bin ivin kɔntrol di fɛt, bɔt i bin jɔs gi di kɔmand.
  - Get klos ɛn hit!
  Di Rɔshian dɛn bin de hit sayd to sayd. So Togo in flagship bin kech faya. Paip dɛn bin fɔdɔm.
  In jɔnal, fɔ di Japan pipul dɛn na shem fɔ tɔn bak. Bɔt dɛn rili prawd. Na tru se Togo na ɔda kɔntri. Ɛn i tɛl wi fɔ kɔmɔt de.
  Bɔt yu nɔ go ebul fɔ kɔmɔt nia di Rɔshian dɛn so izi wan. Di Japan pipul dɛn kin lɔs bɔku tin dɛn ɛn dɛn kin tɔn bak.
  Viktoria, di kapten fɔ di distroya, ɛn di sem af-af nekɛd, blak tan, blant gyal lɛk di ɔda wan dɛn.
  Na tru se i kin rili fayn we gyal pikin dɛn kin lɛf smɔl fɔ nekɛd, slɛnd, ɛn gɛt mɔsul. Ɛn if di fut dɛn nɔ gɛt natin, dat min se dis kin rili fayn ɛn i kin tɛmpt pɔsin.
  Viktɔria se wit wamat se:
  - Mi na wan wɔriɔ we dɛn bɔn frɔm Svarog! Mi na Gɔd Rod in granpikin. Ɛn a kin ebul fɔ du mirekul dɛn!
  Anjɛlina bin tɔk di rayt we, wit wan magnifying glas pan samurai:
  - A nɔto ɔdinari blɔd sɛf. Si aw i strɔng. Mi gret gret granpa na bin Ilya Muromets.
  Ɛn di titi lans wan ol bɔks wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Vɛronika bin fɛt tranga wan, i bin fɛt wit ɔlman in trɛnk, ɛn i bin bigin fɔ fɛt da kayn pawa de fɔ fɛt.
  Di titi rili fayn, i blant, i kɔba, i gɛt lɔng leg dɛn we gɛt mɔsul. I bin lɛk fɔ mek dɛn pet am.
  Vɛrɔnika se:
  - Wetin mek Japan klaym insay Rus"!
  Juliana, dis fayn gyal, bin de swɛt, i bin de nak di samurai:
  - Fɔ fɛn yu yon day!
  Di titi dɔn gro insay di las mɔnt dɛn ɛn i dɔn gɛt mɔ mɔsul ɛn kɔba. Juliana bin blo ɛn i bin rili fayn. Ɛn di ia wayt wit smɔl gold. Mɔ ɛn mɔ i kin want man. I jɔs de mek yu fred fɔ lɔs yu inosɛns.
  Bɔt lɛ dɛn strok, kɔt kɔt, kis, lik. I bɛtɛ fɔ dil wit bɔy pikin dɛn we de na di kabin. Dɛn kin fred ɛn shem bak ɛn nɔr kin gɛt bɛtɛ risk fɔ lɛ dɛn want sɔmtin wae siriɔs pasmak.
  Juliana na rili gud wɔriɔ ɛn i kin shot. I de drim bak fɔ bi fil mashal. Apat frɔm dat, i want fɔ tan lɛk Magomed ɛn mek in yon rilijɔn.
  Ambishɔs gyal.
  Naw, if na Tsar Nicholas II insɛf, lɛk Vladimir di San, go tek ɛn introduks di Rodnoverie na Rɔshia ɛn go bak to di Rɔshian Gɔd dɛn.
  Wetin mek wi nid Maria?
  Glori to di Mama of God - Lada.
  Fɔ tru, i bɛtɛ pas wetin de na di Baybul.
  Wi Lada rili fayn, wit ia we gɛt gold kɔlɔ ɛn na rial Mama fɔ Gɔd ɛn di Mama fɔ di Gɔd dɛn, ɛn di Wan Wan Gɛt Gɛt fɔ di Ɔlmayti Famili!
  Di Wan we mek di Yunivas.
  Di rays dɔn de ɔltɛm ɛn In, lɛk Allah, na Ɔlmayti, Eternal, Ɔl-No, Ɔlsay, ɛn di wan ol yunivas na In tɛmpul.
  Aw i wɔs ɔ wik pas di Ju Yahweh?
  Di res bin mek bɔku bɔku Yunivas dɛn we nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ kɔnt!
  I bin liv sote i nɔ pɔsibul fɔ imajin!
  Roda bin de bifo ɔl di tɛm. No tɛm nɔ bin de, bɔt Rɔd bin de!
  Ɛn i go de ɔltɛm!
  Ɔl Gɔd-demirugs na pikin dɛn fɔ di Famili!
  Ɛn wi na in granpikin dɛn!
  Bɔt Rɔd nɔ de ban fɔ wɔship dɛn pikin dɛn ɛn di Gɔd dɛn. Rod na di Gɔd fɔ Gɔd dɛn.
  Ɛn Svarog - Gɔd fɔ Gɔd dɛn!
  Ɛn pipul dɛn na di Gɔd dɛn granpikin dɛn! Glori to di Rɔshian Gɔd dɛn!
  Juliana de bit di Japan pipul dɛn. I tan lɛk se Rɔshian Gɔd dɛn de ɛp Rɔshian pipul dɛn bak.
  I nɔ go te igen dɛn go dɔn Togo ɛn dɔn di wɔ. Ɔ sɔntɛm wi go gɛt fɔ land na Jepan. So di mɔ i bɛtɛ, wi go win Tɔkyo. So di wɔs pas dat fɔ Jepan. Bɔt fɔ bi pat pan Rɔshia nɔ kin mek pɔsin fred so.
  Juliana aks Ana se:
  - Yu tink se wi fɔ tek ova Japan?
  Di biuti we gɛt rɛd rɛd kɔlɔ ansa se:
  - Na tru!
  Juliana aks wit lay lay sɔprayz se:
  - Wetin fɔ?
  Ana bin tɔk klia wan se:
  - So dat no threat nɔ go de leta! Dat wi nɔ nid fɔ fɛt igen, wit di Japan pipul dɛn we want fɔ revaŋg!
  Juliana bin ala se:
  - Ɛn i rayt!
  Di Rɔshian bot dɛn de rɔnata di Japan pipul dɛn ɛn sink dɛn ship dɛn.
  Juliana kin kɔndɔkt wan mental dayalɔg.
  Na dat mek dɛn nid fɔ pre? Na bikɔs ɔltɛm i nɔ go du fɔ pɔsin fɔ gɛt wetin i gɛt. We mɔni de gro, na so di nid dɛn de gro. Ɛn dis na gud tin. Dis na wetin de mek pɔsin go bifo. Pipul dɛn want mɔ ɛn mɔ. Ɛn di Rɔshian Gɔd dɛn kin ɛp fɔ du dis bay we dɛn de mek sayɛns go bifo.
  Di sɛns we di Rɔshian Gɔd dɛn gɛt rili bɔku.
  Wetin wi go se bɔt Kristian rilijɔn? Wetin i de tich?
  Dat di Wɔl ɛn ɔltin we de de go bɔn! Yu tink se dis rili pɔsibul fɔ mek mɔtalman go bifo?
  Na tru se - di Rɔshian Fet, nɔ tan lɛk Kristianiti ɛn Islam, nɔ de tich di ɛnd fɔ di wɔl. Rodnoverie de tich se pipul dɛn tumara bambay go divɛlɔp ɛn bi lɛk di Demiurge Gɔd dɛn.
  Dat sayɛns, prɔgrɛs ɛn rizin go mek Gɔd kɔmɔt pan wi! Ɛn dat pipul dɛn go strɔng ɛn gɛt sɛns.
  Wetin Kristian rilijɔn de tich?
  Wetin wi na kle? Dat wi na nobodi! Dat Gɔd na ɔltin ɛn mɔtalman nɔto natin!
  Bɔt Rodnɔvɛri de ɛlevɛt pɔsin.
  Bɔt di tin we bad pas ɔl na di Baybul na di we aw dɛn mek di Ju pipul dɛn ɔp pas ɔda neshɔn dɛn. Afta dis, yu de wɔnda aw ɛnibɔdi biliv pan dɛn kayn tin ya. Ɛn wetin mek Kristian rilijɔn dɔn tɔn to pɔsin we nɔ de chenj?
  Bɔt di Roman dɛn bin fɔ dɔn kam wit dɛn yon rilijɔn. Dem smat afta ol. Ɛn mek yu yon wanwɔd.
  Wetin mek wi nid ɔda pɔsin in fet? Paradays de bak - Iriy. Ɛn di Path bitwin di sta dɛn, along di Milky Way, ɛn di tichin bɔt di evolushɔn fɔ di spirit. We yusɛf ebul fɔ gro to Gɔd.
  Ɛn nɔto fɔ jɔs bi ship we butu na paradays, ɛn di ship de ɛnkɔrej am wit stik we dɛn mek wit ayɛn.
  So sɔntin de we pɔsin kin disayd fɔ du.
  Either yu own, or Jewish - na oda pesin!
  Wɛl, wetin mek Rɔshian pipul dɛn nid ɔda pɔsin in fet? Oh, wetin mek Pita di Gret nɔ bin gi layf bak to di Rodnoverie?
  Wi bin de pre to wi gɔd dɛn ɛn wi Mama fɔ Gɔd Lada.
  Ɛn di Rɔshian Gɔd dɛn go strɔng pas ɔlman, ɛn dɛn go mek wi win.
  Ɛn di Arab pipul dɛn? Dɛn mek dɛn yon rilijɔn. Ɛn dɛn nɔ bin tek ɔda pɔsin in yon.
  Eh, wetin mek wan Russian Magomed nɔ bin de na Rɔshia?
  Ɛn wetin mek wan kiŋ nɔ bin sɔpɔt di prɔfɛt dɛn fɔ du dis?
  Nyu rilijɔn - Rodnoverie insay di fɔm fɔ wan gɔd!
  Ɛn Glori to Gret Rɔshia!
  Di biginin fɔ Epril 1955, dɛn bin de shel di Soviet pozishɔn dɛn mɔ ɛn mɔ. Di Jamani dɛn bin de du sɔntin. Pan ɔl we dɔti stil de ɛn i nɔ izi fɔ mek di ebi ebi tank dɛn we di Tɔd Rayk bin gɛt fɔ muf.
  Bɔt i klia se big fɛt go de we di ples wam. Insay da tɛm de, Natasha kɔntinyu fɔ rayt.
  We dɛn bin de fɛt ɛn rɔnata dɛn, Togo bin lɔs pas af pan in ship dɛn. Rozhdestvensky bin gɛt wan awɔd frɔm Tsar Nicholas fɔ di win we i win na si. Pantap dat, dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi kɔmpia am to Ushakov. Infakt, di Rɔshian dɛn bin win. Ɛn naw, wan chukchuk bin de - wetin fɔ du nɛks. Di tin we bin apin bin nid fɔ mek dɛn land na di ayland dɛn na Jepan.
  Briten en USA no bin want pis. Ɛn di prawd Japan pipul dɛn nɔ bin de go fɔ mek dɛn wɛpɔn dɛn gri.
  Bɔt di Mikado bin tɔk se i rɛdi fɔ di ziro opshɔn. Nikolas II bin ripɔt se Rɔshia de aks fɔ di wan ol Kuril rij ɛn Taywan. Ɛn dɛn tin ya na smɔl kɔmplen dɛn.
  Nɔ fɔ tɔk bɔt di dimand fɔ indemniti fɔ wan bilyɔn gold Rɔshian rubul, we fɔ kɔba ɔl di kɔst fɔ wan wɔ we go tek lɔng tɛm.
  Afta di fɔs tɛm we di Rɔshian ami nɔ bin ebul fɔ du am, dɛn bin pul di Japan pipul dɛn na di Korian Pɛninsula kpatakpata. Linevich bin gɛt di rank fɔ bi fil mashal.
  Dɛn bin promot Kondratenko, we na di hiro ɛn di men pɔsin we bin de fɛt fɔ Pɔt Ata, to jenɛral-in-chif.
  Na tru se Jepan nɔ bin gri fɔ tek ɔl di tin dɛn we dɛn bin de tɛl dɛn fɔ mek pis. So naw i bin nid fɔ transfa di fɛt to di mɛtropɔlis.
  Wetin mek dɛn bin rɛdi transpɔt ship dɛn?
  Insay da tɛm de, Rozhdestvensky bin de fɛn Togo fɔ dɔn in skwadron.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de tɔn ɛn tɔn.
  Viktoria, we bin de slap in fut we nɔ gɛt natin pan di klos, bin tɔk se:
  - Di tin we at pas ɔl ya na fɔ fɛn Togo, nɔto fɔ brok am!
  Juliana bin de gigl se:
  - Usay i go go! I go flat!
  Ɛn di titi bin tink bak.
  Wan big mistek de fɔ se di Baybul na di tin we Gɔd dɔn sho. Wetin i kɔmɔt frɔm? Afta ɔl, insay di Ol Tɛstamɛnt, di Ju pipul dɛn bin de du bad bad tin dɛn insay Gɔd in nem. Dɛn bin de kil uman ɛn pikin dɛn, bɔn siti dɛn, ɛn ivin pɔnish animal dɛn.
  Yu tink se pɔsin we gɛt ay maynd go tan lɛk dis? I go mɔs bi se nɔto so. Ɛn i nɔ go izi fɔ mek Gɔd gladi we Ilaysha kil pikin dɛn. Ɛni we aw i bi, Gɔd Rod. Infakt, usay yu gɛt di aidia se di Baybul gɛt tin dɛn we de sho se di Wan we mek ɔltin pas ɔlman?
  Wetin na di rizin?
  Ivin di Baybul sɛf nɔ tɔk se ɛni ɔda planɛt de we pipul dɛn de liv ɛn we Jiova mek. Dɛn nɔ tɔk atɔl se di Yunivas ful-ɔp wit sta ɛn planɛt dɛn. Ɛn dɛn ivin rayt se Gɔd put di wɔl pan strɔng fawndeshɔn, i nɔ go shek sote go.
  Ilɛk wetin pɔsin se, i nɔto Baybul buk we sayɛnsman dɛn de tɔk bɔt. So yu tink se i fayn fɔ lɛ wi kɔntinyu fɔ fala am? Ɛn ɔmɔs tɛm di ɛksplɛshɔn de apia insay am - di ɛnd dɛn na di Wɔl, di 4 ɛnd dɛn na di wɔl, di skay, ɛn ɔda tin dɛn?
  Jɛnɛral wan, di imej fɔ Krays na in pipul dɛn kin agyu bɔt pas ɔl. Yu tink se di Ɔlmayti Gɔd ɛn di Wan we mek ɔltin go sɔfa na di krɔs? Dis na somhow unnatural en smacks of masochism. Wetin mek di Wait Gɔd fɔ go na di Krɔs? Na difrɛn tin fɔ fɛt wit sɔd. Sɔntɛm ivin agens Chɛnɔbɔg. Wan kayn dualism we gɛt tu ɛsin dɛn na di yunivas.
  Naw, if wi go bifo frɔm di Slavik lay lay stori dɛn bɔt di Wait Gɔd, dat min se dis rili mek sɛns. Nɔto masochism, ɛn dimand fɔ sɔri-at ɛn fet, bɔt di big big heroism fɔ di brayt pat pan di Gɔd fɔ di Famili. Insay in fɛt agens bad ɛn Chɛnɔbɔg.
  Dɔn, Bɛlɔbɔg bin win day ɛn gi pipul dɛn, ɛn ɔl di tin dɛn we Gɔd mek na di wan ol wɔl, layf we gɛt gladi-at.
  Pantap dat, difrɛn frɔm Kristian rilijɔn, we de gi gladi at to smɔl pasɛnt pan di wan dɛn we di Ɔlmayti Gɔd dɔn pik bifo tɛm, na Rodnɔvɛri ɔl pipul dɛn we gɛt sɛns de sev. Fɔ tɔk mɔ, dɛn kin gɛt layf we nɔ de day.
  Dɛn kin pɔnish bad pipul dɛn. Dɛn de insay slev, kripul, pipul dɛn we lɔs. As las tin, Inferno de wet fɔ dɛn. Bɔt nɔto sote go. Afta i dɔn sav in pɔnishmɛnt we i fɔ gɛt na Ɛl, di sol de bɔdi bak. Ɛn ivin di lɔs skɔndɛl kin kip di chans fɔ gro to di demiurge Gɔd. Ɔ fɛn gladi at we go de sote go na Iria.
  Di hiro dɛn we de fɛt wɔ gɛt dɛn yon blɛsin. Ɔ yu go bɔdi lɛk kiŋ, kɔmanda, biliyan, ɔ pɔsin we gɛt bɔku sakrifays, ɔ sɔm kayn tin. Ɔ if yu dɔn taya fɔ du ɛksplɔyt ɛn strɛch ɔltɛm, rɛst na Iria de wet fɔ yu. Ɛn so ɔl di difrɛn difrɛn gladi-at dɛn. Yu tan lɛk wan biliyan we yɔŋ sote go na wan risɔt.
  Ɛn fayn fayn Valkyries, ɔl harem ɛn pales dɛn de wet fɔ yu. Ɛn ɛnjɔymɛnt, ɛn ɔlide, ɛn travul, ɛn gem, ɛn fɛstival, ɛn swit wayn we nɔ de gi yu ed pen, ɛn izi feats. Sɔntɛm yu kin gɛt pawa bak na Iria ɛn slev dɛn ɛn di uman dɛn we fayn pas ɔl. Ɛn uman dɛn na heroin dɛn na Iria, di yɔŋ man dɛn we fayn pas ɔlman ɛn we gɛt lɔv pas ɔlman. Ɛn ɔltin go fayn ɛn wɔndaful.
  Plɛz, na jɔs gladi ɛn ɛnjɔymɛnt - mɔdan ɛn ol.
  Ɛn we yu taya wit gladi-at, yu kin bɔdi bak na di milky way.
  Ɛn kɔntinyu yu muvmɛnt wit Self-improvement. Fɔ mek sɔmde bi Gɔd we na di Wan we mek ɔltin ɛn di Pikin fɔ di Famili we De Pantap Ɔlman.
  Pɔsin nɔ gɛt wan fɔ liv, bɔt i gɛt bɔku. Ɛn chans de ɔltɛm fɔ ɛni sol fɔ rich di tɔp.
  If yu biev bad, yu go sɔfa mɔ ɛn mek yu sɔfa mɔ. Ɛn dɛn go frɛy na di Pekla, we nɔ go tan lɛk se i go du fɔ am. Bɔt nɔbɔdi nɔ go de mek dɛn sɔfa sote go. Di pɔsin we sin go pe fɔ in gilti bay we i go pɔnish am na ɛlfaya, ɛn i go gɛt nyu chans fɔ kɔrɛkt am ɛn fɔ mek i ay.
  Dis difrɛn frɔm Kristianiti ɛn Islam, usay if yu go na ɛlfaya, den fɔ sote go ɛn no chans nɔ de. Pantap dat, Kristian rilijɔn ɛn Islam prɔmis fɔ mek dɛn sɔfa fɔ bɔku bɔku bilyɔn ia we nɔ gɛt ɛnd, nɔto fɔ bad tin dɛn we dɛn du insay shɔt tɛm we mɔtalman dɔn liv, bɔt jɔs fɔ we dɛn nɔ biliv.
  Ɛn dis dɔn ɔlrɛdi bi wan klia pasmak.
  It"s ivin a no brainer dat for modna pipul di Rodnoverie na klos en dearer, en mo rational.
  Mi tinkin bin ambɔg we di Japan ship dɛn bin de apia na di ɔrayzin. Wetin mek dɛn bin kech Togo?
  Di Japan pipul dɛn kin stil ebul fɔ ayd, bɔt fɔ rɔnawe pan fɛt na shem. Ɛn so Toga bin gri fɔ fɛt wan fɛt we nɔ ikwal.
  Girls de rɔsh rawnd di dɛk - barefut ɛn spak. Dɛn shot dɛnsɛf ɛn kil di samurai. Dɛn kayn brayt smɔl dɛbul dɛn de. Faya faya de insay dɛn. Ɛn di yay dɛn de shayn wit safaya ɛn ɛmirald.
  Ɛn bare il, we de flash lɛk smɔl smɔl rawnd dɛn. Ɛn spak spak smayl dɛn de shayn.
  Ɛn di tɛn inch gɔn bin de faya. Laik se i de paund. Dat ivin di Japan distroya bin brok.
  Juliana bin swɛt se:
  - Na dat Russian Gods de du!
  Viktɔria, we in leg dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we tan bin de flash, bin kɔrɛkt se:
  - Hurry up, wi de du am wi sef!
  Vɛronika bin tɔk se:
  - Mek wi sing den!
  Rɛd Ana bin pik am:
  - Na tru se i go fayn mɔ wit wan siŋ.
  Ɛn di wan ol batalyɔn we gɛt gyal pikin dɛn bin de siŋ, wan ol balad.
  Tsar Nicholas, yu na Rɔshian land, .
  Fɔ di glori fɔ wi mama Fadaland...
  Insay Rɔshia wi ɔl na famili we gɛt padi biznɛs, .
  No rigrɛt nɔ go de, no wi layf!
  
  Fɔ wi, wan empara de we na Gɔd nɔmɔ, .
  Udat de rul di yunivas wit sɛns...
  Ɛn a want mek di Ɔlmayti ɛp, .
  Ɛn Ken tɔn to bɔku bɔku mɔs!
  
  A biliv se gladi-at go de na di Wɔl, .
  Ɛn gladi-at go shayn na di planɛt...
  Pis ɛn gladi at de rul ɔlsay, .
  Rɔshia dɔn bi rial paradays!
  
  Tsarist kɔmyunizim go bil, .
  Di menacing roar of di kilman go trowe am insay di inferno...
  Ɛn wi kin flay stret ɔp, nɔto dɔŋ, .
  Di ɛnimi dɛn we de sɔk blɔd go dɔnawe!
  
  No nid fɔ tink, di kiŋ nɔ bad atɔl, .
  Gi am at least smɔl lak...
  Mek di Rɔshian Gɔd de wit Nikolas, .
  Dɔn i go ebul fɔ fred fɔ slap bak!
  
  Rɔshia na di say we dɛn bɔn ɛlifant dɛn, .
  Di kɔntri jɔs nɔ go ebul fɔ bi mɔ wɔndaful...
  Wi guys no nid eni ekstra wod,
  Di wɔriɔ de kɔl di alam fɔ fɛt!
  
  I nɔ mata aw di ɛnimi tray fɔ win Rus in, .
  A no se yu limit go brok...
  Di Rɔshian bea we nɔ go ebul fɔ win, .
  Bɔt di san nɔ de ɛva go dɔŋ na Rɔshia!
  
  Fɔ di Mamaland nɔ de we ay pas am, no di mawnten dɛn, .
  Dat di pik fɔ di kiŋdɔm fɔ kɔmyunizim de flik...
  A biliv se PAPA GƆD go krɔs in ɛnimi dɛn, .
  Ɛn di grins fɔ revanchism nɔ go pas!
  
  Mek Rus" shayn oba di planɛt, .
  Di kɔntri we bin de gi pipul dɛn gladi at...
  Pas ɛgzam, na fayv nɔmɔ, .
  Afta ɔl, di trɛnk we di Mama Land gɛt nɔ go ebul fɔ mɛzhɔ!
  
  Mek lɔv gɛt glori sote go, .
  Insay di twɛnti sɛntiwɔd ɔ twɛnti fɔs...
  Mek di blɔd flɔd wayl, .
  Di nayt nɔ go jɔs biliv lay lay tin dɛn!
  
  Yu brayt brayt wan fɔ tɔn di blɔd fɔ di ɛnimi dɛn na di Fadaland, .
  Mek i flɔ lɛk strim...
  Ɛn jɔs brok di ɛnimi, .
  Blɛs di oli fes dɛn fɔ fɛt!
  
  Mek wan sta de na wi Mama Land, .
  Wetin sho di we ɛn di yunivas...
  Wan big drim go kam tru
  Dɛn jɔs de wɔn ɔl di ɔda pipul dɛn!
  
  Yɛs, wi go krɔs di ɛnimi dɛn fɔ di Fatherland, .
  Ɛn wi go bia wit di bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn we nɔ gɛt ɛnd...
  Wan chɛrɔb we gɛt gold wing de ɔp wi, .
  Nɔbɔdi nɔ go win togɛda wit Setan!
  
  At least no se di Russian Gods dem strong, .
  Wi go briŋ bak di big big tin we Rɔshia gɛt...
  Pan ɔl we di Slav dɛn nɔ gɛt wanwɔd, .
  Bɔt a go stil bi wan mɛsaya!
  
  Wi glori Tsar di Gret Nikolas, .
  Yu bin bit Japan gud gud wan...
  So warrior, dare valiantly, .
  Ɛn bi big pɔsin, nɔto pɔsin we de mek lɛk se yu de du bad!
  
  We di kol at bin de, Natasha bin de rayt in epik poem wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Afta dɛn dɔn pwɛl di Japan ami fɔ di las tɛm, di Rɔshian ami bigin fɔ land sojaman dɛn dairekt na Jepan sɛf. Wɛl, wetin Tsa Nikolas II disayd fɔ mek Rɔshia gɛt ɔda big provins na di ayland dɛn. Ɛn di Rɔshian rula insɛf go bi di Japan Mikado.
  Na di sem tɛm, di trɛtin we de kɔmɔt na di Land fɔ di San we De Rayt go dɔn sote go. Ɛn di kiŋ in ami go ful-ɔp wit sojaman dɛn we lɛk wɔ ɛn we gɛt maynd.
  So rizin bin de fɔ mek dɛn win Jepan ɔltogɛda. Ɛn dɛn bin de transfa sojaman dɛn na di mɛtropɔlis.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn ɛn dɛn batalyɔn bin go fɛt wit di samurai dɛn na land. Di gyal pikin dɛn mit di samurai wit wɛl-aim shot, saber ɛn trowe grenade wit dɛn bare fut.
  Vɛronika trowe di lɛmon wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i swɛt:
  - Fɔ di Tsar ɛn di Fadaland!
  Ɛn i bin faya di Japan pipul dɛn.
  Juliana bin trowe grenade bak wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin de swɛt:
  - Fɔ di Fɔs-Kɔl Rus'!
  Ɛn i bin bit di samurai dɛn bak.
  Na ya Ana we gɛt rɛd ia bin de thump ɛn swɛt:
  - Glori to Mama Kwin!
  Ɛn i bin de chuk di ɛnimi bak.
  Anjɛlina bin kray bak, i lans wan ol barɛl we gɛt bɔm wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn skata di Japan pipul dɛn fa fawe:
  - Glori fɔ di Gret Rɔshian Ɛmpaya!
  Ɛn Viktoria bin hit. I swip di Japan pipul dɛn ɛn giv-ɔp to di lɛmon we bin de pwɛl am wit in il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  I ala na di tap pan in lɔng dɛn se:
  - To nyu frɔnt dɛn!
  Vɛronika bin nel di Japan pipul dɛn ɛn swɛt se:
  - Fɔ Rus we go de sote go!
  Ɛn i bin slap di samurai dɛn bak:
  Juliana tek am ɛn nak di Japan pipul dɛn. I trowe grenade pan di ɛnimi wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn swɛt:
  - Fɔ wan singl ɛn indivisible royal empire!
  Ɛn di titi bin wispa. I bin klia se di titi bin dɔn big pasmak, in chɛst bin ay, in wes bin smɔl, ɛn in hip dɛn bin gɛt bɔdi. I bin dɔn gɛt di figa fɔ big uman, we gɛt mɔsul ɛn we gɛt wɛlbɔdi ɛn we strɔng. Ɛn di fes rili yɔŋ. Wit difikulti di titi suppress di desire fo mek lov. Jɔs lɛ dɛn kɔt kɔt. Ɛn i bɛtɛ wit ɔda gyal pikin, at least i nɔ go tek in vajiniti.
  Juliana rili sabi fɔ trowe grenade pan di Japan pipul dɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i kin wok fayn fayn wan.
  Ana na rili rɛd ia ɛn i rili fayn bak. Ɛn in jɔnal, dɛn kayn fayn fayn gyal pikin dɛn de de na di batalyɔn, jɔs di ays relish.
  Ana trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i de chirp:
  - Mek Gret Rɔshia gɛt glori!
  Ɛn bak aw i de spin.
  Wetin na di gyal pikin dɛn, na di fayn fayn tin dɛn!
  Anjɛlina sɛf kin jomp. Dis kayn big gyal pikin lɔng tu mita ɛn i we wan ɔndrɛd ɛn tati kilogram. Na di sem tɛm, i nɔ fat, i gɛt mɔsul dɛn we dɔn rɔtin ɛn di krɔp we ɔs we de drɔp kin mek. I lɛk man dɛn bad bad wan. Drim fɔ gɛt pikin. Bɔt i nɔ de wok yet. Bɔku pipul dɛn jɔs de fred am. Ɛn na gyal we rili agresiv.
  Nɔto in man dɛn de aks, bɔt na insɛf de brazenly solicit. Witout shem en shem.
  Ɛn i lɛk am. Bi wan aktif pati.
  Na di sem tɛm, Anjɛlina na wɔndaful fɛtman. Ɛn i bin ebul fɔ du bɔku tin dɛn. Viktoria de kɔmand dɛn batalyɔn.
  I kin trowe grenade bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn ala se:
  - Layt go de oba di kɔntri!
  Vɛronika trowe wan lɛmon wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn wispa se:
  - Glori fɔ di Gret Rɔshian Ɛmpaya!
  Yuliana kin mek wan trowe bak wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i kin ala:
  - Fɔ di glori fɔ di Oli Mama Land!
  Ana de swɛt:
  - Wit sadnɛs we nɔ de na di wɔl!
  Ɛn prɛzɛnt we pɔsin we nɔ gɛt natin fɔ trowe, kin flay bak.
  Dɔn Anjɛlina bigin fɔ ala. I kin trowe wan ol bɔnch grenade bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn di hiro gyal de ala se:
  - In di Nem fɔ di Wait Gɔd!
  Viktɔria sɛn wan grenade bak wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin tɔk se:
  - Insay Krays in nem!
  Ɛn i bin faya tu-tri shot dɛn.
  Ɛn Anjɛlina bigin fɔ shot wit mashin gɔn. I bin du am wit sɛns.
  Fɔ tɔk smɔl, di titi na wayl animal.
  Vɛronika bin swɛt wit aplomb:
  - Mi na akchuali wan supama!
  Ɛn i trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Juliana bin faya bak. Shot dɔŋ di Japan pipul dɛn.
  Na twit:
  - Glori fɔ Rɔshia!
  Ɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, i lans wan grenade.
  Ana bin swɛt bak se:
  - Fɔ Oli Rus'!
  Anjɛlina bin lans wan ol bɔks pan di Japan pipul dɛn. Ɛn i tek am ɛn ala wit frenzi wamat:
  - Fɔ Svarog!
  Viktɔria tek am ɛn swɛt:
  - Fɔ wan nyu sistɛm!
  Ɛn i trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin!
  Vɛronika bin de kray se:
  - Fɔ mɔsul dɛn we dɛn mek wit stɛl!
  Ɛn i bin lans grenade bak wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Juliana sɛf tek am ɛn swɛt:
  - Fɔ lɔv ɛn majik!
  Ɛn bare fut dɛn we de muv.
  Ana di dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia tek ɛn lans wan bɔks we gɛt grenade ɛn swɛt:
  - Go bifo di bɔda dɛn na Mas!
  Anjɛlina go lanch bak wan barɛl we gɛt dainamit ɛn i go muf:
  - Fɔ di wɔl ɔda na Rɔshia.
  Ɛn Viktɔria de ala se:
  - Fɔ wan nyu rod fɔ gɛt gladi at!
  Afta dat di gyal pikin dɛn go laf togɛda.
  Natasha kɔntinyu fɔ rayt fɔ naw...
  Di sojaman dɛn na Tsarist Rɔshia bin de muf go na Tɔkyo. Oleg Rybachenko ɛn Margarita bin de bifo. Di bɔbɔ ɛn di gyal pikin dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt nem ɛn pruv dɛnsɛf na fɛt-fɛt. Dɛn bin fɛt frɔm di fɔs dez we dɛn bin de rawnd Pɔt Ata.
  Dɛn pikin ya na rili hiro dɛn. Na dɛn bin ple di rol fɔ di tin dɛn we bin de apin we bin de ol Pɔt Atɔ di tɛm we dɛn bin de atak dɛn insay Novɛmba ɛn Disɛmba.
  Dɔn di bɔbɔ ɛn di gyal pikin, dɛnsɛf nɔ wɛr fut ɛn af-af nekɛd we di kol bin de, ledɔm nia di mashin gɔn dɛn.
  We yu nɔ gɛt fut na kol, di Rɔshian gɔd dɛn kin gi yu wɔndaful trɛnk ɛn yu ebul fɔ du big big mirekul dɛn.
  Di bɔbɔ ɛn di titi bigin fɔ faya mashin gɔn pan di Japan pipul dɛn we bin de kam nia dɛn. Ɛn dɛn bin du am rili kɔrɛkt wan. Wetin nɔto shot na hit. Na pikin dɛn we nɔ wɛr af-af nekɛd ɛn we nɔ wɛr fut, bin de du dis kayn mirekul we di ples kol. Ɛn na jɔs bikɔs di kol ɛn di we aw dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin bin de nia di sno, na in mek di Rɔshian Demiurge Gɔd dɛn kam ɛp dɛn.
  Oleg Rybachenko, we bin de shot ɛn kɔt di Japan pipul dɛn dɔŋ, bin de chirp:
  - Fetful Lada, ɛp wi!
  Magarita, dis gyal we gɛt maynd ɛn we gɛt gold ia, we de kil di Nazi dɛn, insɛf bin ring se:
  - Dɛn go win wikɛd ɛnimi dɛn!
  Di bɔbɔ we nem Ɔlɛg bin trowe wan grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn skata di Jepan pipul dɛn, ɛn i hiss:
  - Glori to di Fadaland - wi mama!
  Magarita bin sɛn grenade bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin de swɛt:
  - Ɛnimi dɛn go de we de hang rawnd di bɔkit!
  Di bɔbɔ ɛn di gyal bin fɛt wit big big wamat. Dɛn bin gɛt bɔku wil, trɛnk ɛn abit we pɔsin kin jɔs wɔnda.
  Oleg Rybachenko, we de faya, bin siŋ:
  - Glori fɔ Svarog!
  Margarita, we bin de shot, bin tɔk se:
  - Ɛn to di Ɔlmayti Famili!
  Di yɔŋ sojaman dɛn bin big ɛn dɛn bin rili wɔndaful!
  Oleg, we bin de faya bulɛt frɔm mashin gɔn we i nɔ mis wan bit, bin tɔk se:
  - Di Fadaland de biɛn wi, di Wait Gɔd de wit mi!
  Margarita bin de chirp wit zil se:
  - Mek di ɛnimi fɔ di Mama Land day wit big pen!
  Ɛn di titi sho in lɔng tɔŋ.
  Oleg, we bin de krɔs di Japan pipul dɛn, bin de ala se:
  - Mek glori de na di Wɔl!
  Magarita bin gri wit dis:
  - Mek glori de!
  Ɛn i bin kɔt di Japan pipul dɛn dɔŋ.
  Pikin dɛn bin de kɔt di Japan pipul dɛn dɔŋ bɔku bɔku wan. Dɛn bin de klaym ɛn rili kɔba ɔl di say dɛn we dɛn kin kam nia wit bɔdi dɛn.
  Oleg bin laf ɛn tɔk, we i bin de kil di Japan pipul dɛn:
  - Ɛn di Blak Gɔd de ɛp na fɛt!
  Magarita bin gri wit zil se:
  - Chernobog na fɔ wi bak!
  Ɛn i bin ebul fɔ sɛn grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin siŋ:
  - Tawzin tawzin pipul dɛn...
  Margarita, we bin de pwɛl di Kraut famili, bin tɔk bak se:
  - Rejimɛnt bay rejimɛnt...
  We i bin de pwɛl di bɔbɔ, di tɛrminatɔ bin swɛt se:
  - Wi go kil di Japan pipul wit mashin gɔn!
  Di tɛrminatɔ gyal ad wit zil se:
  - Wi hiro dɛn fayn!
  Ɛn bak wan grenade de flay frɔm wan fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin swɛt se:
  - Di gyal rayt, di biuti na barefut!
  Ɛn di bɔbɔ kin trowe grenade bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Dɛn fɔ se di pikin fayn ɛn gɛt bɔku mɔsul dɛn. Ɛn aw i de fɛt.
  Magarita ala, we i de kil di samurai:
  - Fɔ Oli Rus'!
  Ɛn wan grenade we pɔsin we nɔ gɛt natin kin trowe kin flay.
  Oleg ad se:
  - Fɔ di Rɔshian gɔd dɛn!
  Ɛn di grenade, we di bɔbɔ in fut we nɔ gɛt natin de lans, insɛf de flay pas. Ɛn i de skata di wan dɛn we de agens am.
  Magarita, we de kil di Japan pipul dɛn, de wispa se:
  - Fɔ di glori fɔ di Mama Land fɔ di Gɔd dɛn!
  Ɛn i de sho in tɔŋ!
  Ɛn bak wan grenade we di titi in bare fut trowe de dil wit di Japan pipul dɛn. Ɛn di mashin gɔn dɛn stil de faya.
  Oleg, we de kɔt ɛnimi dɛn, de twit:
  - Di alam bɛl de ring fɔ Heroes of the Fatherland.
  Ɛn bak i gi wan tɔn.
  Ɛn di grenade we di bɔbɔ trowe de flay.
  Magarita krɔs di ɛnimi bak ɛn his:
  -Fɔ Oli Rus'!
  Ɛn afta dat, wan granat de flay frɔm di trowe we di titi in fut nɔ gɛt natin. Skata di ɛnimi na ɔl di say dɛn.
  Oleg, we de shot, ɛn klos to ɔl di bulɛt dɛn we de flay go na di target, de siŋ:
  - Mi mama land...
  Ɛn bak, wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, i sɛn grenade pan di Japan pipul dɛn.
  Magarita, we bin de kil di samurai, bin swɛt se:
  - Praud ɛn swit!
  Ɛn wan grenade rɔsh kɔmɔt na di titi in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Oleg Rybachenko, we de shot di ɛnimi, ad se:
  - Mi mama land...
  Di titi, we de faya wit wamat, ad se:
  - Yu na di krawn fɔ intɛlijɛns!
  Ɛn bak wan grenade we de kil de flay frɔm di titi in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Maunt Vysokaya rili ful-ɔp wit di bɔdi dɛn we dɛn kɔl samurai. Di Japan pipul dɛn bin sprinkl am wit blɔd bɔku bɔku wan.
  Dɔn dɛn bin layt di bɔbɔ ɛn di gyal pikin wit glori we nɔ de dɔn, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin giv ɔp Mawnt Visokaya.
  Ɛn naw dɛn de fɛt lɛk jayant dɛn we dɔn ɔlrɛdi de na Japan grɔn...
  Wan tsunami wef de rol ɔp. We de fɔdɔm pan di pozishɔn dɛn we di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn de. Bɔt dɛn kin gɛt maynd fɔ pul di ɛnimi dɛn atak. Ɛn dɛn de sho se dɛn na heroism.
  Oleg de shot ɛn twit:
  - Wi go fetful ɔltɛm!
  Ɛn wan grenade flay frɔm in fut we nɔ gɛt natin bak. Ɛn i de pwɛl di Japan pipul dɛn.
  Margarita sɛf kin shot. Ɛn i de du am rili, rili kɔrɛkt wan, ɛn i se:
  - Rus' nɔ go bɛn!
  Ɛn bak wan grenade we in fut we nɔ gɛt natin dɔn lans, de nak di samurai.
  Terminator pikin dɛn de stiar ɛn pedal.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn tek smɔl briŋ frɔm di tɔpik bɔt di wɔ wit Jepan ɛn go bak to di Rɔshian gɔd dɛn. Dis tɛm di gyal pikin dɛn rayt bɔt di Slavik gɔd we dɛn kɔl hunting.
  Natasha, we ol di pen wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, rayt se:
  Di gɔd uman fɔ ɔntin bitwin di Slav dɛn na bin Devan - di gyal pikin fɔ Perun ɛn Diva Dodola.
  Ɛn we i de shek in nekɛd bɔdi wit strawberry nipples, i kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk.
  Bɔku tɛm, dɛn kin sho Dewana wit wan wayt wulf. Dɛn bin biliv se if yu mit wayt wulf, yu nɔ go ebul fɔ fɛn animal da de de.
  Dɔn Zoya kɔntinyu fɔ rayt wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Dɛn bin de rɛspɛkt di Slavik gɔd uman we bin de trade trade we nem Devan as di pɔsin we de sɔpɔt fɔ fɛn animal dɛn. Na ɔntinman dɛn bin de kam wit di gift to am bifo di ɔntin na di tɛmpul dɛn we dɛn bin de put na di tik tik. Dɛn bin biliv se di gɔd uman nɔ kin gri fɔ kil animal dɛn ɛmti, if di ɔntinman kil di animal nɔto fɔ it, bɔt fɔ ɛnjɔy insɛf ɔ fɔ sho se i gɛt maynd, pɔnishmɛnt bin de wet fɔ am.
  Na dis tɛm ya Ɔgɔstin bigin fɔ rayt wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Apat frɔm we dɛn bin de sɔpɔt fɔ fɛn animal dɛn, ɔl di animal dɛn we bin de na di fɔrɛst bin de na Devan in pawa. Di gɔd uman bin tich dɛn fɔ fɛn animal ɛn liv we di ples kol bad bad wan.
  Svetlana bin tray wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  If ɔntinman dɛn kil animal fɔ ɛnjɔy dɛnsɛf ɛn nɔto bikɔs dɛn nid am, Devan bin de pɔnish dɛn, ɛn i bin de sɛn snek dɛn we gɛt pɔyzin we di pɔsin we du di bad tin we dɛn bit, day ɛn day we de mek i fil pen.
  Na ya Natasha, we de shek in bɔdi we nɔ gɛt natin, rayt se:
  Di Slavik gɔd uman Davana na di granpikin fɔ Svarog , di gyal pikin fɔ Perun ɛn Dadola, di wɛf fɔ Svyatobor - di pɔsin we de sɔpɔt fɔrɛst ɛn tik dɛn we dɛn dɔn protɛkt.
  Zoya bin skrach in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Dɛn kin aks fɔ di pɔsin we de sɔpɔt di ɔntin na di tik tik dɛn, usay dɛn bil tɛmpul fɔ am.
  Barefoot Augustine tu twit in yon wit big zil.
  Dɛn bin sho di pɔsin we de sɔpɔt di ɔntin, we nem Devan, as yɔŋ fayn titi we gɛt lif-grin yay, we gɛt ia we gɛt kɔpa kɔlɔ, ɛn we ol bɔw na in an. Di klos we i de wɛr na wulf ɔ bea skin, usay di hud de sho di ed fɔ animal we dɛn dɔn kil. Di imej fɔ Devana de intasek wit di Grik gɔd uman fɔ di ɔnt - Atemis. Usay, apat frɔm di we aw i tan, dɛn kin si bak di jenɛral kwaliti dɛn we pɔsin kin gɛt.
  Ɛn afta dat, Svetlana drɔ wan layn wit in leg we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Frɔm in papa, di gɔd uman bin gɛt trɛnk, maynd, ɛn di want fɔ bi di fɔs pɔsin. I bin tek prayz ɛn fayn fayn tin frɔm in mama we nem Dɔdola, we na di gɔd we de mek di wata we de na ɛvin. Di gɔd uman we de fɛn animal sabi fɔ shot bɔw, ol difrɛn animal dɛn, ɛn bɔd dɛn we de na di fɔrɛst.
  Neks, we i ol di pen bitwin di skarlet nipples, Natasha drɔ.
  Di gɔd uman lɛk fɔ fɛn animal dɛn na nɛt we di mun de shayn, da tɛm de, pipul dɛn we de ɔntin nɔ bin de go na di fɔrɛst.
  Dɔn di titi we gɛt gold ia we nem Zoya, pul in bɔdi kɔmɔt.
  Ɔlman we go insay di fɔrɛst bin mek ɔfrin to Devan. Di ɔntinman dɛn bin de sheb pat pan di tin dɛn we dɛn bin de kech: wan pat pan di skin, sɔm mit, ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn bin de kɛr di tin dɛn we dɛn dɔn wok fɔ, lɛk pie. Di gɔd uman fɔ fɛn fɔrɛst bin de aksept gift dɛn bak we na ribin, bidz ɛn ɔda gyal pikin dɛn.
  Faya Ɔgɔstin tek am ɛn drɔ wit in bɔdi we nɔ gɛt natin:
  Animal: wayt wulf dɛn;
  tin dɛn: klos we gɛt wulf ɔ bea ed.
  Barefut Svetlana bin de chirp yuz in rubi nippled breasts.
  Dɛn kin tek di tin we de protɛkt di Slavik gɔd uman fɔ ɔntin as sta we gɛt 7 rayt ɛn shap rayt we de luk ɔp.
  Na ya Natasha bin tray bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin:
  Di pawa we di Devana amulet gɛt ɔ aw fɔ wɛr talisman kin afɛkt:
  pɔsin kin gɛt kɔnfidɛns pan di tin dɛn we i ebul fɔ du;
  i de mek mistek nɔ apin;
  i kin mek pɔsin gɛt sakrifays na wokples;
  de kip ɛn ɛp fɔ mek yu gɛt wɛlbɔdi.
  Ɛn Zoya, we i yuz di pink bɔd dɛn na in bɔdi, rayt se:
  Dɛn nɔ tɔk bɔt di de we dɛn bin de ɔnɔ Perun in gyal pikin, di ɔntinman dɛn bin de prez am bifo ɛn afta di ɔntin.
  Neks, Ɔgɔstin tek ɛn skech wit in chɛst we nɔ gɛt natin:
  Frɔm di lay lay stori dɛn, Devana bin disayd se na in na di bɛst pan di gɔd dɛn ɛn i fɔ de manej ɛn sɔlv ɔl di prɔblɛm dɛn we de bitwin di wɔl dɛn. I bin want fɔ pul di blaksmit we de na ɛvin we nem Svarog ɛn tek in ples. Bɔt Pɛrun bin kam fɔ no bɔt dis ɛn i nɔ bin mek di gɔvmɛnt nɔ gri fɔ tek di gɔvmɛnt. Afta we i nɔ bin ebul fɔ mek di fayn fayn uman we bin de rɔnawe go biliv, Pɛrun bin fɛt wit in gyal pikin ɛn win.
  Ɛn afta dat, Svetlana drɔ wit in nekɛd bɔst:
  Fɔs, dɛn bin de fɛt wit spia ɛn sɔd, dɔn dɛn bin de fɛt wit layɔn, dɔn dɛn bin de fɛt wit igl, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ win Pɛrun. Dɔn Devana tɔn to wayt fish ɛn ayd na di bɔt ɔf di si. Di gɔd uman Makosh mek majik nɛt ɛn di gɔd dɛn kech di majik fish. Afta dis, Devana bin mek prɔmis fɔ lɛf di aidia fɔ tek di ples we pas ɔl.
  Natasha waka kɔmɔt wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin:
  Bikɔs di gɔd uman bin dɔn lɔs di fɛt, i bin go de na wan tik usay i bin de mek pipul dɛn we de travul go insay di os. Afta dɛn ledɔm na di bed, Devan tɔn am ɛn di pɔsin fɛn insɛf na di wɔl fɔ Navi, ɛn fɔ kɔmɔt de bin lɔk fɔ mɔtalman. Mi papa bin kam fɔ no bɔt dɛn bad bad tin ya ɛn i aks am di gɔd fɔ faya - Semargl - bin briŋ in gyal pikin to am ɛn mared am to Svyatobor - di pɔsin we de gayd fɔrɛst fɔ mek i sof in tranga abit.
  Zoya we gɛt gold ia tek am ɛn rayt bak wit in bɔdi:
  Dɛn tɔk bɔt bɔku tin dɛn we bin apin insay difrɛn lay lay stori dɛn. As tɛm de go, di gɔd uman bin gɛt sɛns ɛn kol at. Naw i de wach di wan dɛn we de na di fɔrɛst ɛn di wan dɛn we de fɛn animal dɛn so dat di balans nɔ go ambɔg.
  Ɛn Ɔgɔstin bin dɔn fɔ rayt wit in rubi nipples.
  Devana in man we nem Svyatobor, na bin di pɔsin we de gayd fɔrɛst ɛn pipul dɛn we de na di fɔrɛst. I bin mek shɔ se di wan dɛn we de fɛn animal dɛn rɛspɛkt animal dɛn ɛn dɛn nɔ de kil dɛn we nɔ nid fɔ kil dɛn. Bikɔs i bin de kil animal dɛn we dɛn yɔŋ ɛn kech fish insay di sizin we dɛn de bɔn pikin, dɛn kin pɔnish am bad bad wan.
  Svetlana bin dɔn tɔk se:
  - Glori to di Rɔshian gɔd dɛn!
  Na bin Epril 20, 1955. Di Tɔd Raych bin sɛlibret di Fuhrer in batde we mek siksti siks.
  As yushul, na fest fo welkam di wold. Ivin if di de nɔ rawnd. Bɔt dɛn stil notis am.
  Adɔlf Hitlɛr insɛf sidɔm na wan tron we gɛt valyu ston dɛn. Di bigman we win di kɔntri we de kip Yurop, Afrika, di Midul Is, ɛn bak pat pan di USSR ɔnda ɔkupeshɔn.
  Di Fuhrer bigin fɔ go bold na in fɔɛd ɛn tɔn sɔm grey. Bɔt te naw i luk lɛk se i rili gladi. Di muvmɛnt dɛn gɛt trɛnk. Di aydɔl na Greta Jamani nɔ gɛt di maynd fɔ giv ɔp.
  Jɔs lɛk ɔltɛm, bifo Hitlɛr, dɛn bin gɛt vɛjitebul, frut, siriɔs, ɛn sup. Vegetarian we nɔ de it. Apat frɔm dat, di Fuhrer stil de kip in shep bay we i de wam insɛf pan ɛksɛsayz mashin dɛn. Ɛni we aw i bi, di kɔlkyulɛshɔn we di ɛnimi dɛn fɔ di Tɔd Rayk bin du se Hitlɛr insɛf go day nɔ jɔstifay yet. Di Fuhrer stil de kɔntrol wan big big ɛmpaya. Ɛn i de rɛdi fɔ dɔn di USSR.
  Di Third Reich gɛt inof blak ɛn Arab divishɔn fɔ du dis. Ɛni we aw i bi, di Kraut famili biliv se dɛn go dɔn dis wɔ we nɔ gɛt ɛnd.
  Di Fuhrer bin aks Meinstein se:
  - Ustɛm wi go dɔn go pan wan disisiv ɔfɛnsif?
  Di Reichmarshal bin ansa wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - A tink se May 1 na mi Fuhrer. Mɔsko dɔn ɔlrɛdi nɔ rich tu ɔndrɛd kilomita frɔm usay i de. Ɛn di fɔdɔm we i fɔdɔm nɔ de fa. Na tɛm fɔ dɔn di wɔ, ɛn dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi tek bɔku blak fɛtman dɛn ɛn tren dɛn. Di Rashian dɛn de skrap dɛn las rizɔv ɛn di wɔ fɔ attrishɔn nɔ gɛt wan dawt se na wi, di big wan pan di big wan dɛn go win am.
  Hitler bin de grɔmbul we i nɔ gladi se:
  - Fɔ so bɔku ia yu dɔn de prɔmis mi fɔ win! Ɛn i stil nɔ de de! I de rili mek pɔsin fred!
  Mainstein bin ansa wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - Bɔt mi Fuhrer... Dɛn bɛr di Rɔshian dɛn rili dip.
  Di Fuhrer bin de ala se:
  - So dig dɛn ɔp! Wi fɔ stɔp di sɔfa we di pipul dɛn na Jamani de sɔfa ɛn stɔp di wɔ!
  Mainstein bin tɔk wit insinuatingly:
  - Rɔshian dɛn nɔ de agens di wɔl... Sɔntin de fɔ tink bɔt ya!
  Hitler bin tɔk wit ɔl in at se:
  - Pis nɔ go de pan ɛni kes! Na wan win nɔmɔ! Wi nid fɔ dɔn di Bolshevik infɛkshɔn wans ɛn fɔ ɔltɛm!
  Mainstein bin gri se:
  - Yes, wi fɔ dɔn am, mi Fuhrer! Wi de tray fɔ kip di Aryan dɛn blɔd as wi ebul. Ɛn wi kin go bifo pan di wam, so dat di Arab ɛn blak pipul dɛn go go bifo. Dis na wi kredo!
  Di Fuhrer bin strikt wan ɔda se:
  - Advans along di Don Riva... Ɛn di sem tɛm, i go fayn fɔ tek Tikhvin ɛn strangl Leningrad insay wan dabl blok ring!
  Mainstein bin nɔd fɔ sho se i gri se:
  - Dat go fayn, mi Fuhrer! Nɔto bad atɔl!
  Hitler, we i bin de sho in tit, i bin de his se:
  - Wi go hit pan wan angle!
  Meanwhile di bugle bin de blo. Na di ɔlide, ɛnjɔymɛnt: gladiator dɛn kin fɛt.
  Di Fuhrer bin de grɔmbul:
  - Wi bɔn fɔ mek wan fayn fayn stori kam tru! Ɛn yu nid bak fɔ gɛt mɔni!
  Fɔ tru, tri gyal pikin dɛn we gɛt blak skin, we wɛr loincloth, we nɔ gɛt chɛst ɛn we nɔ gɛt fut, bin kam insay di arena. Armed wit trident ɛn daggers.
  Dɛn bin pul tri fayn fayn uman dɛn we gɛt wayt bɔt dak skin agens dɛn. Insay dis kes, na Ju pipul dɛn.
  Also klos nek, onli in tin panti. Dɛn bin gɛt sɔd ɛn smɔl smɔl shild dɛn.
  Hitler bin lɛk am we gyal pikin dɛn bin de fɛt. Bɔt i nɔ kin lɛk we wayt gyal pikin dɛn day. So, dɛn bin briŋ blak pipul, Ju, jipsi dɛn insay di ring - di wan dɛn we nɔ bin sɔri fɔ west. Sɔntɛnde, di Rɔshian pipul dɛn we dɛn bin kapchɔ bin de fɛt bak.
  In jɔnal, di Fuhrer bin chenj in abit to di Slav dɛn smɔl. Blant ɛn fayn Slavik uman dɛn bigin fɔ mared to di Jamani dɛn. Pantap dat, as sɛkɔn, tɔd ɛn 4 wɛf.
  Dɛn bin mek lɔ fɔ mared pas wan uman na di Tɛd Rayk. Pantap dat, man dɛn bin rili shɔt. Apat frɔm dat, bay we dɛn tek fayn fayn blant uman dɛn we kɔmɔt na ɔda neshɔn dɛn as wɛf, di Fuhrer bin op fɔ mek di nɔmba fɔ Volkdeutsche bɔku. Jɛnɛral wan, na tu smɔl Jamani pipul dɛn de fɔ rul di wɔl. So, wi bin gɛt fɔ tek ɔlman insay wan row.
  Bɔku pipul dɛn na Polan bin gɛt di rayt fɔ bi Jamani sitizin. Dɛn bin rayt bak se Slav dɛn we gɛt Aryan ficha dɛn as Jamani pipul dɛn.
  Di man dɛn we gɛt mɔ jɛnɛtik gift bin de yuz atifishal inseminɛshɔn aktiv wan. Ɛn dɛn bin de du dis wit ɔl dɛn at.
  Hitler insɛf bin de tink bɔt pis na di ist. Bɔt i bin traŋa. Pantap dat, USA ɛn Britain gɛt atɔmik bɔm ɛn yu nɔ go jɔs go agens dɛn.
  Barefut ɛn slɛnd gyal pikin dɛn: blak ɛn wayt-skin grap. Di fɛt dɔn bigin.
  Di Fuhrer bin aks Speer se:
  - Tel mi, Minista, wetin mek naf slev de, bot no win?
  Di bigman we de mek gɔn bin ansa ɔnɛs wan se:
  - Bikɔs di kwalifayeshɔn fɔ di wokman dɛn smɔl. Afrika pipul dɛn de wok tranga wan, pan ɔl we dɛn de mɔna dɛn, bɔt dɛn nɔ tren dɛn fayn. So, nɔto ɔltin so simpul wit teknɔlɔji.
  Hitler bin gi ɔda lɔ se:
  - Wi nid fɔ tren slev dɛn! Ɛn nɔ spay dɛn wip ɛn ɔfna. In jenɛral, na ay tɛm fɔ put ɛnd to di Rɔshian dɛn. Wetin nɔ de wok fɔ yu?
  Speer bin tɔk wit insinuatingly:
  - Di nyu ay-prɛshɔn kanɔn de gi wi ɔvawɛl supiriɔriti na di fɛt fil. We i kam pan dis, wi strɔng pas ɛni ɔda tɛm. Plus nyu jenereshɔn pyramidal tank dɛn. Di teknɔlɔji de impɔtant, mi masta. Ɛn di win dɔn nia!
  Di Fuhrer bin tɔk wit sɔri-at se:
  - God willing... Bot dis no bi di fes yie yu don de tel mi dis!
  Speer bin notis se:
  - Di Russians de skrap op dɛn las rizɔv. I dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nɔ gɛt ɛni man we lɛf. Wi gɛt Afrika ɛn di Arab dɛn, ɛn fɔ tru Yurop. Wi go mek dɛn day wit angri. Dɛn trivially nɔ gɛt inof pipul dɛn agens wi. So wi nɔ go ebul fɔ win ɛn tɛm de na wi say!
  Mainstein bin si se i nid fɔ ad:
  - Türkiye de intensify hostilities tu, afta i don get plenti wepan on credit from wi!
  Di Fuhrer nɔ bin tɔk natin ɛn luk di say we dɛn bin de fɛt. Di Ju pipul dɛn bin fɛt wit wanwɔd mɔ. Dɛn dɔn kil wan blak uman ɔlrɛdi. Di sɛkɔn wan bin gɛt bɔku wund dɛn ɛn i bin want fɔ fɔdɔm. Wow, i go bɛtɛ fɔ fri layɔn ɔ krokodail pan dɛn.
  Hitler bin tɔk bad bad wan se:
  - Di Turks nɔ de aktif inof. Na tru tin. Dɛn go nid fɔ mek dɛn want fɔ du sɔntin. Ɛn in jɛnɛral, wetin mek nɔto ɛni stratejik brek-bruk?
  Meinstein bin mek di Fuhrer biliv se:
  - Di Kɔkas go bi wi yon dis ia, oh big wan. Ɛn wit am, di wɔ go go difrɛn we. Ɛn na wi go tek Stalingrad. A shɔ bɔt dat. Wi dɔn mek bɔku pawaful gas lanch dɛn we go disayd wetin go apin to di fɛt.
  Di Fuhrer bin de ala se:
  - If i nɔ wok, ansa wit yu ed!
  Di gyal pikin dɛm, tek advantej pan di rili kol kol dez, rayt to dɛnsɛf bɔt AI.
  Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin de kam nia Tɔkyo. Dɛn bin de fɛt rawnd di kapital siti na Jepan. Di gyal pikin dɛn batalyɔn bin fɛt di samurai wit kɔnfidɛns. Di gyal pikin dɛn bin fɛt ɔl di atak dɛn, shot, trowe grenade wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn ala se:
  Mek di oli land gɛt glori, .
  Mi dia dia planɛt...
  Di pipul dɛn na Rɔshia na famili we gɛt padi biznɛs, .
  Ɛn nɔ tramp di Fadaland wit yu but!
  
  Mek di waes Nikolai we de na Rɔshia, .
  I go rayz in kɔntri to di sem sta dɛn...
  I na Ɔtodɔks, i gɛt pawa fɔ layt, .
  Ɛn na di kiŋ in ɛlimɛnt fɔ win!
  
  Rɔshia na di Mama Land fɔ di Gɔd dɛn, .
  I gɛt di bɛst sojaman dɛn na di yunivas...
  Ɛn di uman dɛn go kuk pie, .
  Di trɛnk we i gɛt we i de fɛt nɔ chenj!
  
  Mek wi Rɔshian dɛn glori pan dɛn glori rod, .
  We de sho di rod we nɔ gɛt ed...
  Nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ tɔn wi na di rod, .
  Wi nɔ go pe tribute to di infidels!
  
  Di big big tin we Rɔshia big, .
  I fayn ɛn i rili bad to in ɛnimi dɛn...
  Wan Rɔshian we de ɛn wan strɔng ɔs de, .
  I jɔs denja fɔ agyu wit di Fadaland!
  
  Mek Rus", no dis tru tru, prosper, .
  I go ajɔst sɔntin we dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ mɛzhɔ...
  Pas ɛgzam, na fayv nɔmɔ, .
  Bikɔs yu trɔst Rod we nɔ gɛt bɔda!
  
  Lɛ wi kɛr di kiŋ in fet, .
  To di fa fa say dɛn we de nia Rɔshia...
  Wi gyal pikin dɛn nɔ pas twɛnti, .
  Bɔt biliv mi, ɔl di fɛtman dɛn fayn pas am!
  
  Nɔ, di Rɔshian bak nɔ go bɛn, .
  Di bled fɔ di ɛnimi sojaman dɛn nɔ go win...
  Setan nɔ go rul Rɔshia, .
  Ɛn di bɔdi kin jɔs yɔŋ we dɛn de fɛt!
  Wi fɛtman dɛn go izi fɔ tek Tɔkyo, .
  Wit wan drim so dat di imej gɛt wing...
  Wi go smash ɔl di ɛnimi dɛn wan tɛm, .
  Ɛn biliv mi, retribushɔn de wet fɔ difrɛn khan dɛn!
  
  Ɛn Jizɔs ɛn Gɔd di Oli Svarog, .
  Russia na rili dia to di nayt dem...
  Di Wait Gɔd we gud pas ɔlman de biɛn wi, .
  Insay wi mama Rɔshia in nem!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de siŋ ɛn trowe grenade pan di Japan pipul dɛn.
  Viktoria trowe di lɛmon wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn siŋ:
  - Na Rɔshia, gyal pikin dɛn na fɛtman!
  Na ya Vɛronika bin lans wan prɛzɛnt we de kil pɔsin wit in an ɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i se:
  - Ɛn wi na supa klas wɔriɔ!
  Ɛn i bin faya wan bɔs frɔm wan mashin gɔn. A bin kɔt tu-tri rank dɛn na Jepan.
  Yuliana, we na wan fayn gyal pikin, insɛf bin gi wan tɔn. I kɔt di samurai... Ɛn we i de bare in tit i siŋ:
  - Di planɛt go no di big big tin we Rɔshian dɛn gɛt!
  Ɛn i go spak wit shap tit!
  Ana we bin fayn ɛn we gɛt faya bin sɛn grenade bak. I skata di samurai dɛn ɛn swɛt:
  - Fɔ wan nyu wɔl! Yu na mi aydɔl naw!
  Ɛn di fut we nɔ gɛt natin de flash!
  Ɛn di fayn fayn Anjɛlina sɛf go tek ɛn lans wan grenade. Ɛn i de skata ɔl di ɛnimi dɛn.
  Dis wɔriɔ gyal gɛt wɛlbɔdi. Ɛn jɔs wan rial gɔd uman. I gɛt da kayn trɛnk de.
  Ɛn di wɔman ala ala se:
  - Glori to di Mama Land, ɛn to wi!
  Viktɔria tek am ɛn his, i faya ɔfhand:
  - Mek wi Mama Land de na di very peak of sakses!
  Ɛn wan fut we nɔ gɛt natin kin trowe grenade. We de flay ɛn pwɛl ɔlman.
  Vɛronika shot bak, ɛn rili saksesful wan kil wan jenɛral frɔm midul di nobul samurai.
  Ɛn wan grenade we pɔsin we nɔ gɛt natin kin trowe kin flay. Di Japan pipul dɛn de fɔdɔm.
  Di titi ala se:
  - Na di wan dɛn nɔmɔ we dɔn day de dawt di big big tin we Rɔshia gɛt!
  Ɛn go sho tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal!
  Juliana kin kɔnfirm wantɛm wantɛm se:
  - Wi strɔng pas ɔlman! Na yestede bin de, na tide de!
  Ana we gɛt rɛd ia ad wit gladi at se:
  - Ɛn wi go de de tumara!
  Wan grenade we pɔsin we nɔ gɛt natin fɔ trowe, de mek di ɛnimi dɛn kray.
  Anjɛlina bin lans wan ol bɔks we gɛt shel wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn se:
  - Di fiuja na wi yon!
  Natasha bin yuz di las dez we kol fɔ rayt AI. I bin de skrab, ɛn ol di pen wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Di Rɔshian ami bin kam fɛt Tɔkyo.
  Wan bɔbɔ ɛn wan titi bin waka bifo: Ɔlɛg ɛn Magarita.
  Di pikin dɛn bin dɔnawe wit di Japan pipul dɛn ɛn go bifo fɔ go na di kiŋ in os. Maykado bin anawns wit ɔl in at se i nɔ go kɔmɔt na di kapital siti ɛn i go de de sote go.
  Oleg bin faya wan bɔs pan di samurai ɛn trowe wan grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn i bin de ala to insɛf:
  - Rus' nɔ go ɛva sɔrɛnda!
  Magarita bin lans wan lɛmon bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn krok, ɛn i bin de sho in tit dɛn:
  - Wi go win ɔ day!
  Ɛn wan batalyɔn we gɛt gyal pikin dɛn brok tru go na di Mikado in pales. Ɔl di gyal pikin dɛn bin wɛr yunifom, dɛn bin jɔs wɛr panti. Ɛn dɛn wan ya we kin lɛf smɔl fɔ nekɛd kin fɛt lɛk heroin dɛn.
  Viktɔria trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i de swɛt:
  - Nikolai, yu na Mikado!
  Vɛronika bin lans di gift fɔ day bak wit in an ɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin de swɛt, ɛn i bin de sho in tit dɛn:
  - Wi king na di kul pas ɔlman!
  Ɛn i go rili shayn lɛk pal! Ɛn da kayn gyal pikin de we de shayn.
  Juliana sɛf de chirp wit gladi at ɛn i lans wan grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin:
  - Mi na wina na sayɛns!
  Ɛn i sho in tɔŋ.
  I de pwɛl in yon samurai.
  Ana, da dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia, insɛf de shot. Ɛn i de du am so kɔrɛkt wan. Mows dɔŋ di Japan pipul dɛn.
  Ɛn i de ala na di tap pan in lɔng dɛn:
  - Glori to mi oli kɔntri!
  Ɛn i de sho in tit dɛn!
  Anjɛlina, we insɛf na heroic uman, go lans wan ol bɔks we gɛt tin dɛn we de bɔn.
  Ɛn di Jepan pipul dɛn bin de flay go ɔlsay.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn kin go fɔ fɛt, ɛn dɛn kin krɔs dɛn ɛnimi dɛn. Fɔ gɛt sakrifays we pɔsin kin si. Dɛn kin fil di gris we de mek dɛn fred, ɛn prɛshɔn we nɔ de taya, ɛn di absɛns fɔ wikɛd tin dɛn. Ɛn di bɔdi we nɔ gɛt natin na di bɛst garanti fɔ mek pɔsin nɔ ebul fɔ win am ɛn i nɔ go ebul fɔ sink.
  Viktoria, we de kɔt di Japan pipul dɛn, de chirp:
  - An dɛn mek wit ɔk, ed dɛn mek wit lid!
  Ɛn i kin trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I de skata samurai dɛn.
  Valentina de faya bak.
  Krɔs di Japan pipul dɛn. Ɛn i de smash dɛn to smɔl smɔl.
  Fɔ kam nia di pales mɔ ɛn mɔ. Ɛn di fut we nɔ gɛt natin de trowe grenade.
  Di Japan pipul dɛn we bin de fred bin sɔrɛnda. Dɛn kin brok brok brok.
  Terminator Girl se:
  - Mek Perun bi wit wi!
  Juliana, we na wan fayn fayn gyal we de wok fɔ di tɛm, shot insɛf ɛn pwɛl di sojaman dɛn. I bin sho in tit dɛn.
  Di titi kray kray se:
  - Wi na di nayt dɛm fɔ di big big Rɔshia!
  Di titi trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Skata di ɛnimi dɛn.
  Juliana tek am ɛn siŋ bak:
  - Suvorov tich am fɔ luk bifo! Ɛn if yu grap, tinap fɔ day!
  Ɛn i bin sho in tit dɛn wit grin.
  Faya Ana bin de siŋ ɛn bark bak se:
  - To nyu frɔnt dɛn!
  Ɛn i ad wit wan grin se:
  - Ɛn wi de bifo ɔltɛm!
  Angelina di hiro gyal tu hit di enemi. I skata di impyɔrial gad ɛn swɛt:
  - Fɔ di achivmɛnt dɛm fɔ di tɛm!
  Ɛn bak di grenade dɛn we dɛn kin trowe wit fut we nɔ gɛt natin, kin flay.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn de pres di ɛnimi. Dɛn mɛmba di heroic difens fɔ Port Arthur, we dɛn nɔ go fɔgɛt fɔ lɔng lɔng tɛm.
  Eh, aw dis kayn ami go lɔs insay rial istri, ɛn ivin to di Japan pipul dɛn?
  Na big big shem.
  Viktɔria trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i de wisɛl:
  - Fɔ di Rɔshian frɔnt!
  Vɛronika bin lans sɔntin bak we de kil wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin de swɛt bad bad wan, ɛn i bin de sho in tit dɛn:
  - Na dis to nyu sakses!
  Ɛn i bin gi wan tɔn to di Japan pipul dɛn.
  Ɛn afta dat, Yuliana insɛf jɔs tek am ɛn bit am. Ɛn afta dat wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin i tek ɛn lans wan grenade.
  Ɛn afta dat i bin siŋ se:
  - Wi nɔ go sɔkdɔm to ɛnimi diktet!
  Ɛn i bin sho in fes!
  Wan fayn, rili yɔŋ gyal we gɛt di figa we atlet gɛt. Ɛn i bin rili gɛt maynd.
  Ɛn Ana go gi wan damn bɔt di Japan pipul dɛn. I krɔs dɛn ɛn rili sabi fɔ trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn i de skata ɛnimi dɛn lɛk se bɔtul dɛn de flay kɔmɔt na bɔl.
  Di titi de ala se:
  - Chocolate, na wi we dat!
  Ana rili lɛk chɔklɛt. Ɛn ɔnda di kiŋ, di makit dɛn kin ful-ɔp wit guds. Wetin yu go se bɔt Tsa Nikolas? Naw, di kiŋ we lɔs de tɔn to big wan bifo wi yay. Ɛn ɔl wetin dɛn nid fɔ dis na fɔ mek gyal pikin dɛn fɛt na di frɔnt.
  Ɛn tu-tri pikin hiro dɛn we bin mek di Japan pipul dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ kech Maunt Vysokaya. We dɛn bin de disayd wetin go apin to Pɔt Ata.
  So dɛn bin put di Rɔshian Ɛmpaya shem.
  Anjɛlina bin lans bak wan barɛl fɔ kil ɛn i fɔdɔm di ɔda wɔl na di kiŋ in os wit mashin gɔn dɛn.
  Naw di gyal pikin dɛn de rɔn rawnd di rum dɛn. Di wɔ dɔn nia fɔ dɔn.
  Viktɔria tɔk wit zil se:
  - A biliv se lak de wet fɔ mi!
  Ɛn bak i trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Vɛronika, we de faya faya we de kil pipul dɛn. We i de ɛmbroyd ɔpɔnɛnt dɛn, i de twit se:
  - A go mɔs bi laki!
  Ɛn bak wan grenade we pɔsin we nɔ gɛt natin fɔ trowe, de flay.
  Ɛn afta dat, Juliana go gɛt bɔm dɛn we dɛn tay we in fut we nɔ gɛt natin fɔ bɔn. Ɛn go smash ɛnimi dɛn.
  Dɔn i bɔs ɛn laf:
  - Mi na komet gyal.
  Ɛn bak i trowe faya tɔŋ dɛn we de day pan insɛf.
  Ɛn afta dat, Ana, dis tɛrminatɔ gyal, dɔn ɔlrɛdi rɔsh. Aw i tek ɔlman ɛn smɛl dɛn ɔl. Simply big tin.
  Di wɔriɔ we na di rial demiurge fɔ fɛt.
  Ɛn i de swɛt to insɛf se:
  - Wi kru gɛt di ays kɔrej!
  Ɛn afta dat, Anjɛlina bin apia. So kul ɛn spaklin. I de infɛkt ɔlman wit in frantik ɛnaji. I ebul fɔ win essentially ɛni ɛnimi.
  Ɛn di wɔman de sho in tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal. Ɛn dɛn big pas di wan dɛn we ɔs kin gɛt. Dis na di gyal pikin.
  Anjɛlina de gigl ɛn ala se:
  - Fɔ egplant wit blak kavya!
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn ala wansay na dɛn lɔng dɛn ed se:
  - Apul tik dɛn go blo na Mas!
  Wail di Jaman dem no de go bifo yet, Natasha de trai fo komplit di AI.
  Mikado nɔ bin gɛt maynd fɔ du hara-kiri ɛn i bin sayn di sɔrɛnda. Dɛn bin se Tsa Nikolas II na di nyu Emparɔ na Jepan. Na di sem tɛm, na di Land of the Rising Sun dɛn de pripia wan rifrendum fɔ volontia akses to Rɔshia.
  I dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ di wɔ dɔn. Di las yunit dɛn de put dɛn wɛpɔn dɛn togɛda.
  Di batalyɔn we gɛt gyal pikin dɛn bin layn di prizina dɛn. Man dɛn fɔ nil dɔŋ ɛn kis di gyal pikin dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn di pipul dɛn na Jepan kin du dis wit bɔku zil. Dis kin mek dɛnsɛf gladi.
  Na tru se dɛn na dɛn kayn fayn fayn pipul dɛn de. Ɛn i nɔ bad fɔ mek dɛn leg dɛn dɔti smɔl. I ivin fayn ɛn i mɔ natura. Ɛspɛshali we dɛn dɔn tan dɛn. Ɛn so rɔf.
  Di Japan pipul dɛn kin kis dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn lik dɛn lip. Ɛn di titi lɛk am.
  Victoria notis wit pathos:
  - Udat se wɔ nɔto fɔ uman?
  Vɛronika bin gigl fɔ ansa se:
  - Nɔ, wɔ na di swit tɛm we wi de wet fɔ wi!
  Ɛn i sho in tɔŋ. I rili fayn fɔ mek dɛn kis yu da kayn we de we rili de mek yu shem.
  Dɛn smak Juliana in bare, rawnd il. Di titi se wit gladi at, i de swɛt se:
  - Dis na so big tin! A go lɛk fɔ kɔntinyu fɔ du am!
  Rɛd Ana bin wɔn se:
  - Kip yu vajiniti te yu mared! Ɛn yu go gladi fɔ am!
  Juliana bin de gigl ɛn tɔk se:
  - Mek mi Oli Land gɛt glori!
  Di titi bin grin in fes.
  Anjɛlina bin prawd fɔ tɔk se:
  - A bin de wok na wan ples usay dɛn de du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs. Ɛn a nɔ nid vajiniti!
  Juliana aks, i bin de gigl se:
  - Aw yu bin lɛk am?
  Anjɛlina bin tɔk klia wan se:
  - Sɔntɛm i nɔ bin fɔ dɔn bɛtɛ!
  Juliana bin tɔk ɔnɛs wan se:
  - Evri nait a de drim abaut hau man tek posishon of mi. I so kul ɛn fayn. Ɛn a nɔ want ɛni ɔda tin.
  Anjɛlina bin gi di titi advays se:
  - Afta di wɔ, yu kin go na di ples usay dɛn de du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit ɔda pipul dɛn we gɛt nem pas ɔl na Mɔsko ɔ Sɛnt Pitasbɔg. Biliv mi, yu go lɛk am de!
  Juliana bin bɔs laf ɛn tɔk se:
  - Yu fɔ tink bɔt dis!
  Viktɔria bin tɔk se:
  - Sɔntɛm wi kin rep di prizina dɛn?
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de laf dis jok.
  In jɛnɛral, di fayn fayn tin dɛn we de ya na tin dɛn we de mek pɔsin vɛks. Ɛn di wan dɛn we wi lɛk kin mek wi fred. Wɔ kin mek gyal pikin dɛn agresiv. Di wɔri pipul dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ chuk dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we gɛt dɔti pan di prizina dɛn fɔ mek dɛn kis dɛn. A bin lɛk am.
  Dɔn dɛn bigin fɔ ple mɔ intrestin pɔfɔmɛnshɔn dɛn. Speshali, fayawɔk bin de shot na di skay. Dɛn bin de sho faya wok. Ɛn i bin rili fayn. Miusik bin de ple ɛn drɔm bin de bit.
  Tsarist Rɔshia bin win Jepan. We, in jɔnal, na bin wetin ɔlman bin de ɛkspɛkt. Di pawa we di Rɔshian ami bin gɛt bin rili ay. Bɔku bɔku siŋ ɛn dans we Japan uman dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin de du.
  Ɔltin fayn ɛn rich... Insay Rɔshia sɛf, gladi at bak fɔ di win. Na tru se nɔto ɔlman bin gladi. Fɔ Maksis pipul dɛn dis na krɔs blo. Di kiŋ in pawa bin strɔng. Ɛn in chans dɛn dɔn bɔku. Di sɔpɔt we de na di sosayti rili bɔku.
  Naw, Tsar Nicholas na di nyu Rɔshian Nɛpɔlyɔn. Ɛn pan dis, Rɔshia win.
  Wetin ɔda kɔntri dɛn go du agens dis? Natin - Tsarist Russia bin bi big pawa. Ɛn yu nɔ go ebul fɔ agyu agens dis.
  I nɔ go te igen, di kiŋ fɔ kam na Jepan fɔ mek dɛn put am na di krawn. Ɛn afta dat, ɔltin go bi chɔklɛt ɔl!
  Vɛronika ɛn Viktɔria bin sidɔm na wan kafe. Wi bin drink sɔm sake ɛn rilaks. Wi bin tɔk bɔt di tɔpik dɛn we wi de tɔk bɔt naw.
  Vɛronika bin notis se:
  - Wi batalyɔn bin kapchɔ Mikado. Fɔ dat, dɛn bin gi wi ɔl gold krɔs dɛn fɔ Sɛnt Jɔj wit bɔw. Dis nɔ bad, bɔt stil... A bin de drim fɔ bi ɔfisa.
  Viktɔria bin prawd fɔ es in brayt ed ɛn tɔk se:
  - Ɛn bay di we, a dɔn ɔlrɛdi bi mɛja! Na in na bin kapten. Bɔt a de tink fɔ go fɔ ɔda prɔmoshɔn!
  Vɛronika bin de gigl ɛn ansa se:
  - I sɔri fɔ se Japan so smɔl. Nɔto inof land de fɔ ɔlman!
  Viktɔria aks di titi se:
  -Yu na nobul uman?
  Vɛronika shek in ed:
  - Nɔ, mi na pesin!
  Viktɔria bin sɔprayz:
  - Ɛn so fayn!
  Vɛronika bin wispa ɛn stɔp in tong:
  - Wetin yu tink se pesin uman fɔ bi ɔg?
  Viktɔria bin kɔnfyus:
  - Bɔt wetin mek. Bɔt, yu na big pɔsin! Wi kin kia fɔ wisɛf?
  Vɛronika bin vɛks bad bad wan:
  - Nɔto inof man dɛn de fɔ yu?
  Viktɔria bin nak in fut we nɔ gɛt natin pan di mabul tayl dɛn ɛn chip:
  - Nɔ! Wai, a laik guys tu! Mek wi ɛnjɔy wisɛf!
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn bɔs laf.
  Juliana sɛf bin kam ɔp. Di titi smayl ɛn tɔk se:
  - Wan jenɛral mek mi ɔf.
  Viktɔria bin smɔl in yay:
  - Jɛntri?
  Juliana bin nɔd fɔ sho se i gri se:
  - Rili rich ɛn na prins... Na tru, i dɔn ɔlrɛdi ol siksti-sɔmtin!
  Viktɔria bin tɔk siriɔs wan se:
  - Gri! Yu go tek in jɛntri ɛn bi jɛntriman we in man dɔn day!
  Juliana bin de grɔmbul bikɔs i kɔnfyus se:
  - Wetin if i nɔ want fɔ day?
  Viktɔria bin stamp in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin tɔk klia wan se:
  -Ɛn wi go fos am!
  Juliana bin swɛt se:
  -Den a gri! Frɔm dɔti to Kiŋ dɛn!
  Insay Me 1955, dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt bak na di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn ɛn Jamani. Di Jamani dɛn bin de go bifo along di Don. Na da sem tɛm de, dɛn bin tray fɔ tek Voronezh.
  Di 4 gyal pikin dɛn bin fɛt wit maynd ɛn sho se dɛn na heroism.
  Dɛn bin shot kɔrɛkt wan.
  Na ya Natasha trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn skata di fasist dɛn. Ɛn i bin de grɔmbul:
  - Glori to di hiro dɛm na Rɔshia!
  Nays, rili kɔba 4 gyal pikin dɛn. Dɛn pul dɛn bras ɛn mek dɛn bɔdi na do. En di nipples dem so strawberry-y en delicious.
  Zoya de faya bak rili kɔrɛkt wan. I de kɔt di fasist dɛn dɔŋ ɛn swɛt wit gladi at:
  - Mi na di wɔl champion!
  Ɛn i go trowe grenade bak lɛk fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Di Nazi dɛn skata na difrɛn say dɛn, lɛk wef we de kɔmɔt na wan mɛtiɔrayt we de fɔdɔm.
  Yɛs, Zoya lɛk fɔ kil!
  Ɛn na ya Ɔgɔstin insɛf de faya. I kin shot bak rili kɔrɛkt wan. I de kil di Kraut dɛn.
  Ɛn bak wan grenade flay frɔm in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Brek di fasist dɛn to pis.
  Svetlana de nel di Krauts bak. Ɛn i stil de siŋ se:
  - Mi na wan lawd gyal! A go krɔs ɔlman insay wan rag!
  Ɛn in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin de trowe pwɛl pwɛl.
  Girls, of course, na so i bi! Nays, we de blo, we gɛt maynd.
  Ɛn di Jamani dɛn de slo fɔ go bifo. Pan ɔl we di artileri de wok tranga wan. We rili fayn! Jɔs di granmasta in bɛst pefɔmɛns.
  Natasha faya... Ɛn wan say we dɛn de mek a sɔfa de flash bifo mi yay.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin kech wan Komsomol gyal. Strip am nekɛd. Ɛn dɛn put am insay wan kɔl we gɛt wata. Dɛn layt faya ɔnda am. Dɛn bigin fɔ bɔyl am layf layf wan. Di titi bin ala wit pen we i nɔ bin ebul fɔ bia. Di Nazi dɛn bin alaw am fɔ jomp kɔmɔt na di kɔl.
  Dɔn dɛn kol di wata, ɛn bak dɛn trowe am insay ɛn bigin fɔ wam am. Dɛn kuk di titi dis we bɔku tɛm.
  Dɛn monsta ya... Dɔn dɛn hang di titi na di rɛk ɛn bɔn am wit ɔt stik. Dɛn bin de mek di fayn fayn uman dɛn sɔfa te dɛn day.
  Wɛl, aw yu nɔ go tek revaŋg pan dɛn kayn pipul dɛn de?
  Natasha trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, skata di Kraut dɛn, ɛn smayl to insɛf wit grin.
  Dis kayn wɔndaful fayn fayn tin dɛn.
  Di titi se:
  -I go bi kul!
  Zoya bin giv wan turn tu. Mowed dɔŋ di fasist dɛn. I bin kɔt di Nazi dɛn ɛn dɛn sojaman dɛn we dɛn bin de pe fɔ.
  Dɔn i trowe grenade bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn chip:
  - Di Fab Fo ɛn di Golkipa!
  Dɔn di fɛt bin kɔntinyu, wit prɛshɔn ɛn pikchɔ dɛn.
  Rɛd Ɔgɔstin bin lans wan grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I skata di fasist dɛn, kil bɔku pipul dɛn wit grenade. Ɛn ɔl dɛn Kraut ya.
  Dɔn i ala se:
  - Mi na di embodiment fɔ di Mama Land!
  Ɛn di titi bin imajin se dɛn de rep am. Dis na fayn ɛn kul! Ɛn i de bit di fasist dɛn fɔ insɛf. Di gyal na jɔs supama. Di kul pas ɔl ɛn ɔltɛm chaj fɔ win.
  Svetlana na wan fayn gyal pikin bak. I bin faya wan bɔs we i bin want fɔ du gud gud wan ɛn kɔt di Nazi dɛn. Ɛn afta dat, i kin trowe grenade wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Aw i go smash di Krauts.
  Ɛn di blant go arenj dis. Dɛn go kɔt ɔlman dɔŋ wit wan shot. Ɛn i de chip, i de sho in tit dɛn.
  - Layt ɛn do go de sote go!
  Di gyal pikin dem de ya en so pas. Wondaful wɔriɔ dɛn - aerobatics.
  Natasha bin de wispa. I trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn his:
  - Mi na big gyal pikin!
  Pan ɔl we dis na tɔk we nɔ gɛt wan rɛspɛkt, sɔm pat pan am na tru. Di wɔriɔ dɛn we de ya rili fayn.
  Ɛn rili fayn bak. Wit spak spak yay ɛn tit we tan lɛk pal.
  Ɛn dɛn kin fɛt wit glori, dɛn kin trowe tin dɛn we de brok brok wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Bɔt fɔ win di fasist dɛn rili at. I tan lɛk se yu de panch wɔl.
  Zoya tek am ɛn faya wan bɔs pan di Nazi dɛn. Ɛn i kɔt dɛn dɔŋ, lɛk se na big big ɔs in fut, ɛn i de nak di gras kɔmɔt.
  Afta dat di titi trowe wan grenade wit in bare fut ɛn cooed:
  - Mi na so wan drim fɔ bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn!
  Ɛn i sho in tɔŋ. Dis gyal na rial terminator. I go PR ɛn tear ɔlman to pis. Ɛn i kin kɔt witout ɛni dawt wit big spid.
  Zoya tek am ɛn siŋ:
  Sojaman kin gɛt wɛlbɔdi ɔltɛm
  Di sojaman dɔn rɛdi fɔ ɛnitin!
  Ɔgɔstin bin trowe grenade bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I bin skata di fasist dɛn ɛn tɔk wit aplomb:
  - Ɛn dɔst lɛk kap, wi de knock am kɔmɔt na di rod dɛn!
  Svetlana, we de shot, bin ad se:
  -Ɛn nɔ chenj yu leg! Wi fes de shayn! But dɛn de spak!
  Di wɔriɔ dɛn, as wi de si, dɛn wɛr ful klos. Ɛn gyal pikin dɛn nɔ nid sus. Dɛn ebul fɔ pul ɔlman tɔn to dɔst ɔ paoda, we na da kayn grey kɔlɔ de.
  Natasha, we bin de faya di Nazi dɛn, bin bigin fɔ tink gud wan. Fɔ tru, wetin mek i nɔ pɔsibul fɔ mek wi gɛt sakrifays if wi nɔ ful wi? Fɔ ɛgzampul, Stalin bin tek pawa ɛn tek pawa bay we i de ful am. I bin prɔmis Zinoviev ɛn Kamenyev fɔ gi dɛn gold mawnten dɛn, ɛn insɛf bin shot dɛn.
  Yu tink se dis mek sɛns? Mɔ prɛsishɔn, i jɔs lɔjik - if yu nɔ ful yu, yu nɔ go liv!
  Natasha trowe wan grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn kɔl:
  - Mi na big sta!
  Zoya bin faya bak. I rich de ɛn twit se:
  - En ai"m big tu!
  Ɛn wan grenade we dɛn kin trowe wit fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, kin flay. Ɛn aw di fasist dɛn kin gɛt am. To di big big tonsil dɛm.
  Ɛn Ɔgɔstin de shot. Ɛn i de hit rili fayn. Ɛn i bin de krɔs di Fritz dɛn lɛk se i yuz slɛj hama.
  Ɛn di fut we nɔ gɛt natin kin trowe grenade bak wit rili dash.
  Ɔgɔstin bin swɛt se:
  - Nɔ mek fus we i kwayɛt!
  Ɛn bak i bin gi wan bɔrst we i bin dɔn aim fɔ du gud gud wan.
  Svetlana bin hit bak. Kɔt di fasist dɛn. Ɛn i bin de hum:
  - Mi na rili big gyal!
  Ɛn in yay dɛn go shayn ɛn in vɔys go swɛt!
  Yes, dis na di kayn gyal pikin dɛm we yu nɔ fɔ put yu finga na yu mɔt wit dɛm - dɛn go bit!
  Natasha, we bin de shot, bin tɔk se:
  - Dɛn bigin fɔ tɔk, ɔl bɔt lɔng layf.
  Zoya, we bin de trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, bin tɔk bak se:
  - Wi disayd fɔ wet fɔ sɔm tɛm fɔ sok blɔd...
  Ɔgɔstin bin trowe wan grenade ɛn chip se:
  - Delicious fɔ di tɔd wan!
  Svetlana bin lans di gift fɔ day wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin de ala se:
  - Oh yes, a de kul!
  Insay Me, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ di Jamani dɛn tek Voronezh ɛn stɔp. Wan tɛm bin de we pipul dɛn bin de slip fɔ shɔt tɛm.
  Natasha kɔntinyu fɔ rayt wan wok we dɛn mek wit AI. Afta we dɛn bin krawn Tsar Nikolas II na Jepan, wan tɛm we pis bin de ɛn di ikɔnomi bin bigin.
  Di kwik we aw di ikɔmi bin de gro kwik kwik wan na di Tsarist Rɔshia. Ɛn pɔlitikal stebiliti, we rivɔlɔshɔnari aktiviti de go dɔŋ. Tsa Nikolas II bin du sɔm rifɔm dɛn. Mek praymari ɛdyukeshɔn kɔmpalsɔri. Dɛn nɔ bin alaw pikin dɛn we nɔ rich twɛlv ia yet fɔ wok. Introdyus aksidɛnt inshɔrans fɔ wokman dɛn, inkrisayz penshɔn ɛn lɔs di ritayayeshɔn ej. Ɛn di tɛm we di Romanov famili bin ol tɛn ia, i bin mek di de fɔ wok fɔ 10.5 awa ɛn fɔ 8 awa Satide ɛn ɔlide, ɛn na nɛt bak. Di avrej salari na Rɔshia bin pas fɔti fayv rubles. Na da sem tɛm de, dɛn kin bay motoka fɔ 180 pan kredit.
  Di ruble insɛf bin de bak wit gold wit ziro infleshɔn. Bɔt insay 1914, di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ bigin. Wɛl, wetin so? Wan nyu tɛst fɔ Rɔshia insay Nikolas di Sɛkɔn in tɛm.
  Oleg Rybachenko ɛn Margarita bin stil tan lɛk pikin dɛn, dɛn bin tan lɛk se dɛn ol lɛk twɛlv ia so. Bikɔs ɔf dis, dɛn bin de luk dɛn askance. Ɛn dɛn bin de si dɛn as pipul dɛn we nɔ fayn. Bɔt Oleg Rybachenko bin bi ɔfisa. I bin gɛt tritɛn ia savis na Pɔt Ata ɛn bɔku awɔd dɛn. Magarita bin kɔntinyu fɔ de na di ami, ɛn i bin gɛt di stetɔs fɔ bi ɛnsayn.
  Bɔt di bɔbɔ in wok bin de hang pan di rank fɔ bi liɔtɛnant. Nɔbɔdi nɔ bin want fɔ gi taytul we ay pas dis to pɔsin we tan lɛk pikin. So di mɛsej bɔt aw di wɔ bigin wit Jamani bin mek di bɔbɔ gladi: i go ebul fɔ mek wok.
  Di bɔbɔ we go de sote go ɛn di gyal we go de sote go naw de fɛt di Jamani dɛn as di Rɔshian ami de kam insay Is Prɔshia.
  Oleg Rybachenko, we stil luk lɛk bɔbɔ we ol lɛk twɛlv ia so, ɛn wan gyal we insɛf luk di sem ej lɛk Magarita, rɔn bifo di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn.
  Dɛn kin shot dɛnsɛf. Bag dɛn we gɛt grenade dɛn de na mi sholda.
  Oleg bin faya pan di Jamani pipul dɛn. Mowed dɔŋ wan bɔnch.
  I trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn swɛt:
  - Mi na Terminator, pan yu ni.
  Magarita bin trowe grenade bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin tɔk bak se:
  - A go swip di ɛnimi dɛn fɔ Rɔshia kɔmɔt na di wɔl!
  Di bɔbɔ ɛn di gyal pikin ɔl rɔsh to dɛnsɛf ɛn shred dɛn ɛnimi dɛn. Dɛn kin spak ɛn dɛn kin kol pas ɔl na di wɔl.
  Oleg bin dɔn ebul fɔ gɛda bɔku kapital togɛda wit Magarita. Inklud fɔ sɛl kɔsmɛtik.
  Di bɔbɔ rili rili smat. Ɛn i dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt sɛtifiket fɔ sho se i gɛt ay pozishɔn. In jɔnal, i nɔ bin jɔs stɔp we i ol twɛlv ia. Dɛn, togɛda wit Magarita, bin gɛt da kayn gift de. Kɔntinyu fɔ de na pikin we go de sote go. Ɛn bi supaman dɛn.
  Bikɔs ɔf dis, di tin dɛn we bin apin to pawa na Rɔshia bin chenj. Nikolas di Sɛkɔn nɔ bin ebul fɔ du am, bɔt i bin bi rula we bin gɛt sakrifays. We go bi di envy fɔ bɔku pipul dɛn.
  Oleg di bɔbɔ we go de sote go shot di Jamani dɛn ɛn siŋ:
  - A go swip yu go lɛk dandelion! Wi na terminator, nɔto bɔy pikin!
  Ɛn bak i trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Margarita de nel bak ɛn se:
  - Wi na kul champions! Rɔshia de biɛn wi!
  Di bɔbɔ ɛn di gyal pikin kin kɔntinyu fɔ waka ɛn go bifo. Dɛn gɛt bɔku bɔku gladi at ɛn faya. Ɛn di Jamani dɛn rili de krɔs ɔnda dɛn fut.
  Fɔ tɔk mɔ, na fut dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we tan lɛk pikin.
  Oleg shot ɛn kil di ɛnimi wit ɛvri bulɛt.
  Yɛs, i tan lɛk se dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔp di bɔbɔ so izi wan. I na rial ɛn rial tɛmnɛta.
  Magarita trowe grenade bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i swɛt:
  - Ɛn a rili fayn! A go bi intanashɔnal champion!
  Ɛn laf to insɛf...
  Jɛnɛral wan, Tsarist Rɔshia nɔto jɔs di sem tin lɛk insay rial istri. I gɛt mɔ teritɔri ɛn pipul dɛn, ɛn i gɛt mɔ divɛlɔp ikɔmi. Ɛn di ami strɔng pas am. Bikɔs di Stet Duma nɔ bin de stɔp di divɛlɔpmɛnt fɔ di kɔntri ɛn i nɔ bin slo di inkris pan di mɔni we dɛn bin de spɛn pan soja.
  Di wɔl in fɔs layt trak tank dɛn bin apia na di tsarist ami: "Luna"-2, ɛn ebi ebi bɔm "Svyatogor" ɛn "Ilya Muromets". Pan ɔda kayn wɛpɔn dɛn, pɔsin kin notis di prɔjɛkt fɔ wan ebi ebi trak tank fɔ Mɛndeliv in pikin, ɛn sɔm ɔda wan dɛn. Di ivintɛm bifo di wɔ, di Rɔshian ami bin gɛt tri milyɔn sojaman dɛn - we na di big wan na di wɔl. Yunivasal kɔnskripshɔn de wok. Na Japan ɛn Chaynish yunit dɛn ɔl tu de.
  Wan big ɛmpaya ɛn pawaful. Ɛn bɔku sojaman dɛn we de rayd ɔs ɛn kanɔn ɛn mashin gɔn dɛn de. Pan ɔl we i strɔng pas di Jamani wan. Bɔt di Jamani dɛn gɛt fɔ fɛt pan tu say dɛn.
  Ɔstria-Ɔŋgaria wik. Ɛn nɔto rival Rɔshia. So ɔlman kin go fɛt wɔ wit big zil.
  Oleg Rybachenko de rayd ɔs bak.
  Dis tɛm ya, di gyal pikin dɛn de fɛt. Na mɔ uman yunit dɛn de.
  Na wan ol batalyɔn de rɔsh. Barefut gyal pikin dɛn we wɛr swimsuit. Dis kayn rivɛl swimsuit in bikini stayl. Ɛn di nekɛd, rawnd il dɛn fɔ di fayn fayn uman dɛn de flash. Wonderful wɔri pipul dɛn.
  Ɛn dɛn kin shot di Jamani pipul dɛn bak. Bɔt di sojaman dɛn kin fɛt wit di Jamani dɛn an-to-an. Aw dɛn kin trit dɛn.
  Ɛn aw dɛn kin chuk dɛnsɛf wit bayɔnɛt! Dis na di gyal pikin dɛn!
  Jɔs fayn.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin bit di Jamani dɛn wit dɛn leg dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn dɛn bin de wɛr dɛn tit dɛn lɛk we dɛn de it bif. Na dɛn pipul ya na di wɔman dɛn. Girls of di strongest alignment. Dis na aw dɛn de bit di Kaiser in sojaman dɛn.
  Ɛn dɛn bin de bit dɛnsɛf. Ɛn dɛn kin kam...
  Na so supa klas warriors de ya. Ɛn ɔlman nɔ gɛt fut ɛn i lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nekɛd. Ɛn dɛn kin jomp fɔ dɛnsɛf. Ɛn dɛn bin de bit dɛnsɛf wit dɛn il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Dis na gyal pikin - gyal pikin to ɔl gyal pikin.
  Viktoria de fɛt bifo. I stil tan lɛk gyal pikin ɛn i rili slim. I chuk insɛf pan di Jamani pipul dɛn ɛn siŋ se:
  - Gɔd sev di kiŋ! Ɛn tear ɔl di dɔti!
  Yɛs, di gyal pikin dɛn we de ya na di ay ay pozishɔn.
  Ɛn pɔsin kin si di fayn fayn Vɛronika. Di blant man sɛf de fɛt.
  Ɛn di fayn fayn Yulfi na gyal we bi prinses afta i bɛr in man. Yulfi luk gud gud wan. I lɛk man dɛn bad bad wan ɛn witout ɛni prejudice kam in kɔntakt wit dɛn.
  Infakt, mami ɛn dadi biznɛs kin mek uman dɛn liv lɔng ɛn i kin rili bɛnifit uman dɛn. I de mek dɛn yɔŋ bak.
  Ana ɛn in rɛd ɛn fayn fayn ia dɛn ɔl tu de fɛt.
  Ɛn bak di wɔndaful Anjɛlina - di wɔriɔ na jɔs supa.
  Dat min se, di wan ol kiŋ gad. Wan kɔmplit sɛt fɔ fayn fayn tin dɛn. Dɛn so fayn ɛn dɛn sɛxy.
  Ɛn dɛn de pwɛl di Jamani pipul dɛn. Dɛn kin krɔs dɛn fɔ mek paoda. Dɛn kin grind di bon dɛn ɛn kɔt di mit.
  Ɛn di Jamani pipul dɛn de rɔnawe frɔm di atak we dɛn bin de atak dɛn. Dɛn kin sɔfa fɔ win afta dɛn dɔn win.
  
  Di Jamani dɛn de go bifo na di sawt along di Dɔn.
  Gɛda ɛn Shalɔt de fɛt insay di nyu tank we gɛt tu sidɔm ples dɛn we tan lɛk piramid.
  Ɛn dɛn kin fɛt fayn fayn wan. Di Jaman mashin gɛt wan gɔn we gɛt ay prɛshɔn. Di kaliba na 105 mm, bɔt dis na infεkt bikɔs ɔf di ay initial vεlositi na di projɛktayl. Di gyal pikin dɛn we bin de insay di tank bin de ledɔm. Di mashin kin rili manej wit gas tɔbayn injin.
  Gɛda bin faya di Soviet tank ɛn siŋ se:
  - Mi na so wayl wulf, a nɔ bin de na ɔda kɔntri frɔm we dɛn bɔn mi!
  Ɛn i de laf ɛn tap di joystik wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Charlotte we gɛt rɛd ia nɔ impɔtant bak.
  Also na wan supa klas gyal.
  I de shot insɛf ɛn pres di joystik bɔtin dɛn wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Wan wɔndaful wɔriɔ.
  Di rɛd ia, we i bin de faya, i aks Gɛda se:
  - Yu tink se dɛn go ban Kristianiti kpatakpata?
  Di blant tɛrminatɔ bin tɔk disisiv wan:
  - A tink se i go bi!
  Ɛn i bin de grin pan insɛf!
  Warriors, in general, dem sabi shot. Na ya Gɛda bin de kik wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i bin de chirp:
  - I nɔ fit fɔ mek wi Aryan dɛn biliv di Ju Baybul, we de prich bɔt pacifism.
  Charlotte bin gri se:
  - Na so i bi, i nɔ fayn! Wi na jɔs di bɛst pipul dɛn na di wɔl!
  Di rɛd ia sɛn wan kil projɛkt bak wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. I bin pwɛl wan Soviet motoka.
  Gɛda bin smayl. We di ples bin de slip, i bin rayt wan intrestin wok bak.
  Lil Gɛda bin go luk fɔ in adopt brɔda we nem Kai. Bɔt i nɔ bin no usay i de. Ɛn i nɔ tɔn to di nɔt, bɔt i tɔn to di sawt. Ɛn wantɛm wantɛm a rigrɛt se a dɔn wɛr nyu rɛd sus kɔmplit wan. Insay tu-tri awa dɛn bin dɔn rɔb in leg dɛn. Dɔn Gɛda pul in dia dia sus, brok di stik ɛn hang di sus pan huk.
  Di wɛda bin spring ɛn wam, ɛn yu kin gladi fɔ waka we yu nɔ wɛr fut. I nɔto rili rich gyal, ɛn insay di sɔmma, bɔku tɛm i bin de rɔn barefut. Na tru se afta di kol sizin, in fut dɛn bin de saf ɛn saf.
  I nɔ tu te, we di titi bin de waka na di rod, i bigin fɔ fil bad bikɔs ɔf smɔl smɔl ston dɛn ɛn san. Ɛn fɔ mek i soft, a tɔn pan di gras. I bin izi fɔ de de. Bɔt afta we dɛn dɔn waka fɔ sɔm awa, di fut dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de buz.
  Ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat, a bin want fɔ it. Ɛn na sɔm smɔl smɔl mɔni nɔmɔ di titi gɛt na in pɔkit.
  Bɔt na di vilej we bin de nia am, Gɛda bin bay wan bred fɔ insɛf, drink am wit fresh wata we kɔmɔt na di wɛl, ɛn slip rayt na di haystack.
  Di nɛks de, in skrach bare soles it. A bin want fɔ it. Di titi waka go, i fil se in bɔdi de wam afta wan kol nɛt. Mi leg dɛn bin de pen smɔl.
  Gɛda bin waka na di rod fɔ sɔm tɛm, bɔt in fut we nɔ bin gɛt tɛm yet fɔ at, bigin fɔ it bak wit pen, dɔn i bigin fɔ bɔn. Di titi chenj to gras. Bɔt na ya di waka slo ɛn bak i nɔ rili fayn fɔ leg dɛn we dɛn prik.
  Di titi bin jɔs rich na di strim. A put di leg dɛn we dɛn dɔn kɔmɔt insay de ɛn kol dɛn. A bin tink bɔt fɔ wɛr sɔm sus. Bɔt i sɔri fɔ briŋ dis kayn nyu tin dɔŋ. I bin rili want fɔ sho dɛn to Kai. So dat i go ebul fɔ admaya di nyu sus dɛn.
  Dɔn di titi bigin fɔ waka bak. A bin angri bad bad wan.
  Sɔntɛm, Gɛda rich na di vilej ɛn bay mɔ bred. Bɔt di kɔpa kɔyn dɛn bin de dɔn.
  Ɛn di titi bin de tink. Usay fɔ gɛt mɔni fɔ it. Dɛn bin se dɛn go sɛl am dia dia mɔrokɔ sus, bɔt Gɛda bin rili dinay am. I go apia insay dɛn to Kai. Insay da tɛm de, i go ebul fɔ gɛt ɛkstra mɔni?
  Gɛda we bin de na di nɛks vilej bin se i go kɔt wud. Dɛn gi am wan aks. Di titi kɔt smɔl, bɔt i bin so taya dat afta i it, i slip wantɛm wantɛm.
  Dɔn dɛn bin tɛl Gɛda fɔ kech di gɔg dɛn. Bɔt bikɔs ɔf dis, di titi lɔs wan ol de.
  We i dɔn, i disayd fɔ jɔs beg. Bɔt di pipul dɛn we de wok na fam bin notis in rɛd sus wantɛm wantɛm. Laik, i klia se shi no bi beggar gyal if shi de kari somtin laik dat.
  We di tɛm rich, Gɛda bin disayd fɔ sɛl in sus. Bɔt fɔ mek i ebul fɔ du dis, i bin gɛt fɔ waka go insay di siti. Di titi in leg dɛn bin rɔf kwik kwik wan, ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i nɔ pen fɔ waka na di rod.
  Okay, Gerda disayd se ivin if i nɔ gɛt sus, Kai go want am.
  I sɛl am to wan biznɛsman, ɛn i gɛt bɔku silva kɔyn dɛn. A bay misɛf wan kanvas bag ɛn waka lɛk begman na di rod dɛn na Yurop. Wi nid fɔ fɛn wi brɔda. Ɛn di titi, we i yɛri se na di sawt dɛn kin sɛl bɔy pikin dɛn fɔ bi slev, i rɔsh go de.
  Na tru se di gyal nɔ bin no in we fayn ɛn i bin lɔs na Jamani fɔ lɔng tɛm. Te di ɔtom kam. Okay, di gyal in fut we nɔ gɛt natin bin rɔf lɛk ɔs in fut, pan ɔl we di kɔl dɛn bin de it. Bɔt ɛvride i bin de kol mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Ɛn fɔ slip na di opin ples nɔ kin izi fɔ yu. Na nɛt, ivin Gɛda in klos bin frɔz ɛn i nɔ bin izi fɔ mek i kɔt am. Sɔntin nid fɔ du. Sno dɔn ɔlrɛdi wet wet. We di titi wɛr layt klos, i friz te i gɛt in bon, ɛn in fut dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we rɔf, brok di ays we de krɔs.
  Gɛda, fɔ mek i nɔ slip ɛn wek wan fayn nɛt, i bin de na di sawt pat na Jamani fɔ di kol sizin na wan os fɔ bi savant to wan kulak. Fɔ dis i bin gɛt fɔ wok, klin di os, milk di kaw ɛn du bɔku ɔda tin dɛn. Bɔt dɛn gi di titi tin fɔ it ɛn gi am wan ship skin kot we dɔn rɔtin ɛn wud sus.
  We spring kam ɛn di sno bigin fɔ mɛlt. Di titi gladi fɔ trowe di kɔnvikt stok dɛn ɛn go na di sawt bak. Dɛn nɔ bin de pe am natin, ɛn Gɛda bin gɛt fɔ liv wit ɔlmost. Apat frɔm dat, di titi bin stil de siŋ fayn fayn wan. In dres bin dɔn rɔtin, ɛn in fut dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin bin gɛt ɔn ɛn krɔs. Di titi bin dɔn kam na di Bolkans. Wi pas na Ɔŋgaria ɛn go insay Tɛki.
  Di po smɔl tin bin de muf go na Istanbul. I bin ayd frɔm di Turks dɛn na di fɔrɛst ɛn i bin rɔnawe go wit Kristian dɛn.
  Bɔt, ɔlrɛdi we dɛn de kam nia di kapital sɛf, dɛn kech di blant gyal. Ɛn bikɔs, bay di Muslim standad, i kin dɔn ɔlrɛdi mared, dɛn bin was Gɛda, drɛs am ɛn sɛl am lɛk vajin na ɔkshɔn. Gɛl we gɛt fayn wayt ɛn kɔl ia na valyu tin. I bin go to di ol emir. Ɛn i jɔs apin so dat dis emir, jɔs afta dɛn bay am, bin sik bad bad wan dat i nɔ bin ebul fɔ du in mared wok.
  Di titi bin de na wan harem. Nourishing, lɛk gold kech, bɔt i de boring. Na tru se a lan Turkish ɛn Arabik.
  A bin diskɔba Islam. Di nyu rilijɔn bin simpul ɛn we wi luk am, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ wi ɔndastand am. I nɔ klia if i go gɛt harem fɔ man dɛn afta i day? Ɛn yu tink se i go lɛk dis?
  Di gyal pikin smɔl smɔl bi gyal pikin, ɛn wan fayn fayn wan, ɛn di emir day afta i sik fɔ lɔng tɛm.
  Ɛn naw dɛn de put Gɛda fɔ sɛl bak. Dɛn kin pul dɛn nekɛd bifo bɔku bɔku man dɛn we lɛk fɔ du bad ɛn sɛl dɛn na di Sultan in harem.
  Gɛda kin gɛt pawa de smɔl smɔl ɛn i kin bi di Sultan in wɛf. Bɔt di Ɔtoman Ɛmpaya dɔn ɔlrɛdi de go dɔŋ. Wan wɔ bigin wit Rɔshia, we de trɛtin fɔ dɔn di kɔntrol we Turkey gɛt pan Kraym ɛn di Blak Si.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin shel wetin bin lɛf na Voronezh. Dɛn bin trowe bɔku bɔku tan dɛn shel dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin op se dɛn go brok di we aw di Rɛd Ami bin de agens dɛn. Dis tɛm ya, Natasha disayd fɔ pis sɔntin we de na di wɔl. I tek di pen wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn bigin fɔ rayt se:
  - Yu tu intres pan di gem Superkryze Kaissochka, ɛn di lɛsin dɛn nɔ dɔn. - Di golden-winged fairy bin de chirp.
  Di titi shek in ia we gɛt sɛvin kɔlɔ wit wamat. Kaissa stil na pikin, bɔt dɛn dɔn dekɔret in ia wit tri brɔsh: in shep lɛk fish, bɔd, ɛn tayga - we de tɔk bɔt in papa in stetɔs.
  Arawnd am, na wan pales we gɛt ɔlta-mɔdan lɔjishɔn. Di rum de go ɔp to di siling, ɛn i de mek wan kɔnvɛks dome. Kaleidoscopic pikchɔ dɛn de flash frɔm ɔp. Na laik se dem de sho som kain blockbuster. Kaissa kin bi wan gladi gyal pikin fɔ di nɔmba 4 mileniɔm, bɔt... Wan rɔbɔt we dɛn wev frɔm haypaplasma, we tan lɛk fayn fayn fayn fayn fayn fayn tin dɛn, de mɔna am:
  - Di gem limit fɔ tide dɔn rich! Yu nid fɔ stɔdi!
  Di fayn fayn stori wɔl fɔ di vayrɔyal gem dɔn go aut. Di rum bin dak. Ɔl kayn fɔmula, iqwɔj, drɔin bin de kray along di wɔl dɛn... Dɛn bin de na di blu ɛn blu rɛnj. Dɛn bin de flash frɔm ɔlsay na Keysa. Di titi bin fil lɛk se i de fred ɛn i bin de bost. I bin de pur, i bin de flash in brɔsh:
  - Tichin, torment - dis na komplit shady!
  Di fayn fayn tin bin de gro, ɛn wan wip bin de flash na in an dɛn. Di vɔys bin kam fɔ bi strikt mɔ:
  - Yu papa na fambul akademik man ɔlsay na di ɛmpaya... Yu want fɔ kɔntinyu fɔ bi kɔmplit ignoramus? Mek wi kram fomula en giv mental komand!
  Kaissa bin mek in at pwɛl wantɛm wantɛm... Bɔku tin de ya - wetin na wan big klas asaynmɛnt. Ɔl dɛn kɔpl ya we na ɔltrafɔtɔn, magograviti, nɔ-tɛraydieshɔn, tɛmopreɔn sɛntesis... Jɔs di nem dɛn de mek yu ed krak. Ɛn ɔltin fɔdɔm pan di pikin in po ed.
  Bɔku tin we intrestin pas ɔl na kɔmpyuta gem dɛn we de falamakata rial tin dɛn kpatakpata: usay yu na wɔriɔ kwin.
  Ɛn di fɔm dɛn de spin, di ansa opshɔn dɛn de flash. Yu nid fɔ gi ansa yuz telepathic kɔmand, ɔ yuz yu finga dɛn...
  Kaissa pres wit wan pen luk... Ɛn wantɛm wantɛm di blu fɔmula tɔn rɛd. Di kɔmpyuta de sho se: mistek! Di gyal de tray fɔ kam wit in yon vɛshɔn. Bɔt bak i nɔ ebul fɔ du am. Ɛn di sɛkɔn tray nɔ wok... Ɛn di fɔmula ɛn iqwɔj dɛn bigin fɔ spin mɔ ɛn mɔ... Kaissa in yay dɛn de flik ɛn in tɛmpul dɛn bigin fɔ ala.
  Dis na fɔ lan. Slev dɛn we de na plantɛshɔn kin izi fɔ dig di grɔn pas fɔ tink bɔt dɛn fɔmula dɛn ya. I go fayn fɔ ɔf di sɛntral kɔmpyuta we de mek ɔlogram dɛn. Bɔt i nɔ gɛt di smɔl aidia bɔt aw fɔ du am.
  Ɛn fɔmula ɛn iqwɔj dɛn kin bi mɔ kɔmpleks. Wi fɔ go tru nyu prɔses we wi de gi sɔlvishɔn. Di iqwɔ dɛn ɔndalayn wit rɛd, ɔltin rili ful-ɔp wit di kɔlɔ we blɔd gɛt...
  Mistek, mistek, mistek! En yu stat ron in nyu we... Thermoquark gravity... En wetin yu it am wit? Ɛn dɛn hyperintegrals ya... Dɛn bren de rili bɔyl!
  Dɔn di titi tink se:
  - A kin kɔl ɛlda?
  Wan duzin fayn fayn tin dɛn kin se insay kɔrɛkt:
  - Pɔsin we de ɛp?
  Kaissa bin shed wan tru tru kray wata ɛn ansa se:
  - Yu si, a nɔ ebul ivin kɔmplit pat pan mi homwok! Ɛn dis bɔbɔ na rial sɛnsman. I go ɛp mi!
  Di fayn fayn tin dɛn gɛda rawnd, wispa fɔ sɔm sɛkɔn... Dɔn dɛn layt wit grɛn layt, dɛn de chirping:
  - Yu kin gɛt ɛlda! Na wi nɔmɔ go mek shɔ se yu du ɔltin yusɛf ɛni we!
  Kaissa bin sɛn wan tin we de mek pɔsin tink:
  - Oleg Rybachenko - Kaissa Lebedeva rili aks fɔ foto!
  Ɛn i sɛn in sad imej...
  Di fayn fayn uman we gɛt gold wing bin de ring:
  - In di midul, lan, smɔl dɔv!
  Ɛn wan ol layn fɔ fɔmula ɛn iqwɔj dɛn bin de mach insay di vayrɔyal mashin. I bin tan lɛk se dɛn bin rili bit di bren. Ɛn dɛn kin mach along di kɔnvɔlɔshɔn dɛn. Chasing laik sojaman dem step.
  Kaissa bin want fɔ ala bikɔs i nɔ gɛt op, we wantɛm wantɛm ɔl di fɔmula ɛn iqwɔ dɛn frɔz. Ɛn i bin tan lɛk se wan ɔlogram layt na di ays. Di pɔsin we sev am bin apia.
  Oleg Rybachenko na wan blant bɔbɔ we wɛr bikɔs ɛn shɔt. I bin de flɔt na di ays ɛn smayl, ɛn i bin de flash in tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal. I es in an to Kaissa ɛn se, i de gigl se:
  - Wetin bin de mek di tichin sɔfa? Tɔtɔli vaykum?
  Di titi ansa wit wan swɛt se:
  - Wos pas di kwari dɛm na Ancient Rome!
  Oleg bin tɔk wit sɛns se:
  - A nɔ tray am, yu nɔ no! Di bad tin we pɔsin nɔ no nɔ de mek pɔsin fred!
  Kaissa bin tɔk wit kray wata se:
  - Help mi out... Dem no de let mi go waka at ol. Mek wi tek wan waka togɛda!
  Oleg bin smayl mɔ ɛn i bin tɔk se:
  - Wetin de kam nɛks? Yu mama ɛn papa go put yu ɔnda wan milyɔn lɔk!
  Dɔn Kaissa klik di il na in sus ɛn tɔk wit maynd se:
  - Lɛ wi jɔs rɔnawe!
  Oleg bin wispa ɛn grin:
  - Wi go ron go? Usay?
  Di titi bin tɔk se:
  - Insay di wayl kɔnstɛlɛshɔn dɛn ɛn bi spɛs pairati!
  Oleg bin de gigl, tɔn ova na di ays ɛn ansa se:
  - So... Maybe wi go rili go AWOL! Ɛn a taya fɔ stɔdi, pan ɔl we dɛn kɔl mi jɛnɛral!
  Di bɔbɔ stɔp in fut wit wamat, ɛn lɛf wan barefut imprint na di saybanɛtik wɔl.
  Dɔn i bin tɔk bak se:
  - A nɔto pikin! Inaf ɔlrɛdi - di big big wan we de na di yunivas de wet fɔ wi!
  Ɛn i ol Kaissa in an. Lɛk bɔd we de flay kwik kwik wan, di pikin dɛn flay kɔmɔt na di pales. Di titi glan bak. Di os we di impyɔrian akademik bin de bin tan lɛk wan big kek we dɛn drɛs wit ros ɛn kɔl. Wan watawɛl we lɔng wan ɔndrɛd mita bin de flɔd bifo am. Wan strim bin kɔmɔt na wan layɔn we gɛt wing we gɛt sɛvin snek tel in mɔt.
  Kaissa bin vɛks ɛn tɔk se:
  - Mi granpa na jɔs dainosaur... I de lɔk mi ɔltɛm!
  Oleg bin de gigl ɛn chirp:
  - Yes, mama ɛn papa... Sɔntɛnde dɛn kin tan lɛk peshɛnt!
  Di pikin dɛn bigin fɔ ay. Fɔ tumara bambay, fɔ travul wit plen na di bɛst we. Oleg na bɔbɔ we nɔ gɛt fut, bɔt i gɛt ring na in fut ɛn an. I gɛt kɔmpyuta breslɛt na in lɛft an...
  Ɛn bɔku bɔku bildin dɛn de rawnd. Bilbɔd dɛn de bɔn. Bɔku bɔku statu dɛn ɛn watawɛl dɛn. Wan fayn siti, big big flawa dɛn, wan petal ay lɛk il. Ɛn dɛn kin mek wan smel we kin mek pɔsin drɔnk.
  Ɛn big big flawa dɛn ɛn strenj frut dɛn kin gro pan di tik dɛn. Di bildin dɛn gɛt bɔku bɔku kɔlɔ ɛn dɛn arenj dɛn strikt wan, jɔyometrik ɔda. Bɔku plen dɛn kin rɔsh bitwin di strɔkchɔ dɛn. Dɛn tan lɛk midj, we de spin ɛn rɔsh rawnd.
  Kaissa aks wit wan kɔnfyus smayl:
  - Aw yu bin ebul fɔ disable di sikyɔriti kɔmpyuta?
  Oleg shek in brayt ed ɛn ansa se:
  - Wan ɔdinari wom... Na ɔltra klas nɔmɔ - i de kɔt am kɔmɔt kpatakpata!
  Kaissa bin de gigl ɛn tɔk se:
  - Ɛn yu na pɔsin we gɛt sɛns!
  Di bɔbɔ bin tɔk wit ɔmbul se:
  - If yu no, i nɔ so at...
  Na bin di ɛnd fɔ Me, i bin rili wam. Di Jamani dɛn bin de go bifo along di Don. Ɛn Voronezh, we dɛn tek naynti pasɛnt ɛn pwɛl am kpatakpata, dɛn nɔ bin want fɔ storm igen.
  So di Jamani dɛn bin de shel dɛn ɛn bɔm dɛn. Di 4 fenomenal gyal pikin dɛn nɔ bin dɔn gɛt asaynmɛnt yet, ɛn dɛn bin spɛn dɛn tɛm fɔ shot di Jamani dɛn frɔm fa. Tek ɛnimi dɛn dɔŋ wit snaypa rayf.
  Ɛn Natasha, bikɔs na di wan we gɛt sɛns pas ɔlman, i nɔ fɔgɛt fɔ rayt am. Naturally wit di ɛp fɔ bare, graceful fut, we kin kol pasmak;
  Di pikin dɛn flay pas di skayskrɛpa akwariɔm. Bihain di transparent armour wan rial fait bin de tek ples. Wan tɔl/daymɔnd piranha haybrid bin atak wan sɔdfish/krab miks. Pepul ɛn ɔrɛnj blɔd bin de flɔ, ɛn i bin de skata insay rɔtin ɛn bɔbul dɛn akɔdin to di wata. Smɔl fish dɛn bin de spin, we bin de mek wi mɛmba bɔy pikin dɛn nɔmɔ we gɛt bɔku bɔku kɔlɔ dragonflay wing dɛn. Ɛn bak di mas fɔ di ɔda animal dɛn wɔl. Fɔ ɛgzampul, wan dragɔn we gɛt sɛvin ed we gɛt skɔlop ɛn tri pikɔk tel. Wan miksɔp we dɛn mek wit wan ipopɔt we de ɔnda wata ɛn wan kaktus.
  Wan strenj animal we tan lɛk asta wit twɛlv tɛntakul - we de kech sta dɛn. Ɛn kɔba dɛn, tɔn dɛn to pal. Ɔl dis rili fayn ɛn insay sɔm we dɛn, piquant. Pal dɛn we gɛt difrɛn kɔlɔ, lɛk di spɛktrum we renbo gɛt. Ɛn di fish we tan lɛk maple kin tɔn silva. I de shayn wit kɔlɔ ɛn we nɔ de mek pɔsin si am.
  Kaissa bin ala wit zil se:
  - Na pulsar tin!
  Oleg bin wispa ɛn ansa am we nɔ bisin bɔt am se:
  - Dis na ɔda tin... Yu nɔ si di sɛntral zoo!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn flay go... Bɔku difrɛn ɛn fayn fayn strɔkchɔ dɛn bin de rawnd dɛn. Fɔ ɛgzampul, wan bildin we tan lɛk chɔklɛt wef we gɛt heksagonal dome. Ɛn na di dome di an dɛn fɔ wan ol klok de rɔta - ɛvri awa wit pikchɔ.
  Kaissa bin aks wit sɔprayz se:
  - Dis nɔto anachronism?
  Di bɔbɔ bin laf fɔ ansa am, ɛn i bin tɔk se:
  - We dɛn bin de bil di Krɛmlin bak, dɛn disayd fɔ mek i big, bɔt dɛn nɔ fɔ tɔch di shep! Bɔt stil, di tɛm we dɛn bin de trade trade na sɔntin we oli sɔm kayn we!
  Kaissa shrug, tɔn ova insay mid-flay ɛn ansa se:
  - Ɛn mi papa bin se gɔd nɔ de!
  Oleg bin tɔk wit sɛns se:
  - Bɔt to sɔm mak, pipul dɛn tan lɛk gɔd! Fɔ ɛgzampul, yu bin de wach na di graviti imej aw dɛn de mek nyu planɛt dɛn!
  Kaissa shek in ed negatif wan.
  - Nɔ? Bɔt as?
  Di bɔbɔ ansa wit wan laf se:
  - Kech pat pan di sta yuz graviplasma kollaps. Rol am to bɔl, kol am yuz sɛntrifuj we nɔ gɛt raydioaktiv, ɛn di planɛt dɔn rɛdi!
  Kaissa bin de siŋ wit zil, i bin de wɛf in an:
  - Na brayt spes, sɔmsay we de fa, .
  Wi hom planet de wet fɔ wi...
  Wi de bold fɔ go bifo pan kɔmyunizim, .
  Di rayt rod, di milky way!
  Di titi gɛt fayn fayn vɔys. Oleg, we i de sho in tit, se:
  - Ɛn yu vokal abiliti dɛn na di tɔp tɛn!
  Di titi wink bak ɛn chirp:
  - Mek wi it somtin... Otherwise dem kip mi pan diet!
  Olezhka rɔsh go na di mashin gɔn we bin de nia am. Wan ɔlogram we de sho wan mɛrmɛd we gɛt gold fin dɛn bin apia. Dɛn yɛri wan fayn fayn vɔys:
  - Wetin di yɔŋ nayt want!
  Di bɔbɔ jɔk in leg we dɔn tan ɛn ansa se:
  - Tu pis "Caesar" ayskrim ɛn "Suvorov" kek wit "Star" kɔktɛl!
  Afta af sɛkɔn, wan fayn fayn ɔda bin apia. Ayskrim we rili fayn, we tan lɛk kiŋ krawn, kek we tan lɛk kɔkɛd. Ɛn wan dayamɔn wayn glas wit sɛvin kɔlɔ kɔktɛl.
  Olezhka wev in pal, ɛn ayskrim, kek, ɛn kɔktɛl kam insay Kaissa in an.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de gigl ɛn kɔl:
  - Wɔndaful! Yu na jɔs wan Jedi Nayt!
  Olezhka bin de gigl ɛn siŋ se:
  - Dɛn sev wi na fɛt - bi gladi Jedi!
  Di titi tek tɛm lik di ayskrim. Di teys bin rili swit ɛn i bin fayn. I bin de smɛl flawa dɛn we rili smɛl. Di smel bin de tikl mi nos. Di titi lik dis fayn fayn wok fɔ at mɔ ɛnaji ɛn cooed:
  - So teist...
  Olezhka bin aks wit sɔprayz se:
  -Yu nɔ ɛva it ayskrim?
  Di titi shek in ed bad bad wan:
  - Mi mama ɛn papa de kip mi pan wan it!
  Di bɔbɔ shek in leg wit wamat, lɛk se i de brok brik, ɛn grɔmbul:
  - Wel, yu papa na despot!
  Kaissa bin swɛt bad bad wan ɛn tek wan bayt pan in ayskrim. Di pikin dɛn bin de flɔt na di ays. Rial layt bin de ɛn tu-tri atifishal san dɛn, ɛn shado nɔ bin de ɛnisay.
  Na in raytan, wan watawɛl bin kɔmɔt na di statu we dɛn kɔl Ɛkiul. Di jet dɛn bin gɛt gold ɛn dɛn bin de fom wit bɔku bɔku dayamɔn spak dɛn.
  Kaissa bin it ayskrim, kol ɛn flɔflɔ. Ɛn i bin tan lɛk se grin haus de blo na mi mɔt. Di titi bin smayl wit ɔl in at. Fɔ dɔn, i kin ɛnjɔy am.
  Dɔn wi tek wan bayt pan di kek ɛn was am dɔŋ wit wan fayn kɔktɛl. Ɛn i bin rili fayn.
  Olezhka bin de mek zigzag na di ays ɔltɛm. I twist ɛn tɔn ova. I rili kul fɔ flay lɛk dat. Wɛl, pipul dɛn nɔ bin gladi trade trade. Dɛn bin chen dɛn na di Wɔl. Dɛn bin ol ɛn pwɛl. We di bɔbɔ bin de wach ol fim dɛn, i bin de sɔprayz fɔ si aw ol uman dɛn nɔ fayn. Ɛn naw - nɔ ol ej! Ɔlman yɔŋ sote go.
  Oleg Rybachenko tek am ɛn siŋ:
  - Na gladi at nɔmɔ, na gladi at nɔmɔ, na sote go nɔmɔ de bifo!
  Di titi stɔp fɔ rayt, bɔt i fri wan wet gift fɔ day frɔm wan bazuka we dɛn bin kapchɔ agens di Nazi dɛn. I bin brok wan Nazi tank, ɛn i bin de ala se:
  - Nɔ, wi tɛl di fasist dɛn! Wi pipul dɛn nɔ go tolɛret am! Adɔlf nɔ go ebul fɔ krɔs di Dɔn, ilɛksɛf na fɔd de!
  Ɛn di titi bin deftly trowe wan grenade we de kil ɛn we rili kil wit wan kumulativ ɛfɛkt wit in fayn fayn fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Natasha ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn bin drɛb wan ɔda tin we di Fritz dɛn bin tray fɔ atak.
  Afta dat di bare fut fɔ di blant gyal bak bigin fɔ prodyuz wan masta wok fɔ spɛs proz.
  Caissa bin swɛt ɛn tɔk se:
  - A wish se a kin bi big pɔsin wantɛm wantɛm - tek briŋ frɔm we a smɔl!
  Olezhka bin aks wit nɔ biliv se:
  - Wetin at fɔ du?
  Di titi bin siŋ wit sigrɛt, wit vɔys we rili sɔri:
  - Wetin na skul layf, wetin na tɛst ɛvride, ad, divishɔn - multiplikashɔn tebul!
  Di bɔbɔ bin gri wit dis:
  - Frakshכnal mεjכmεnt, haypaplasmik mכltivεktכr dεm kin gi mi ed pen sכmtεm, bכt...
  Olezhka bin de flay na di ays ɛn tɔk se:
  Udat nɔ gɛt di layt fɔ no, .
  Damaged ɛn spiritual wik...
  Wan nɛtmɛr dɛbul gɛt am - .
  Nɔto man, bɔt na slev we gɛt sɔri-at!
  
  Bɔt wi go layt di layt fɔ no, .
  Ɛn di sayɛnsman dɛn tink go bɔyl...
  Mek wi es di ban we sayɛnsman dɛn gɛt - .
  Di mɔtalman rays de rɔsh fɔ go ɔp!
  Kaissa bin smayl ɛn swɛt:
  - Yes, yu du am fayn fayn wan! Lɛk Pushkin!
  Olezhka nɔd in layt, shɔt-krɔp ed:
  - A kin rayt fayn fayn wan sɔm tɛm - yes!
  Wan bɔbɔ bin de rɔsh kam nia dɛn pan wan bod we de flay we tan lɛk ski. Insay di bɔbɔ in an, wan transparent trayangul bin de usay sɔntin bin de smok.
  We di bɔbɔ dɔn mek wan lɔp, i jɔyn dɛn, ɛn sɛn gritin:
  - Wit wan kwasar ɔfhand!
  Olezhka konfam wit wan chuckle:
  - Fɔton na pulsar!
  Di bɔbɔ bin ayt lɛk Ɔlɛg. Bɔt sɔntɛm nɔto so prominɛnt mɔsul dɛn. Bɔt i kin spɔt bak. Na di ed, dɛn put wan krawn we gɛt ɛntena.
  Di bɔbɔ nɔ bin aks am wit sɛrimɔni se:
  -Wea yu de puls?
  Oleg bin ansa wit ɔnɛs wan se:
  - Yes, wi wan rayd arawnd di wɔl dɛm!
  Di bɔbɔ shek di trayangul ɛn tɔk se:
  - Yu go de in tɛm fɔ di stat fɔ di lɛsin?
  Oleg shek in fist wit disisivli en se:
  - Bɔt a want romans... Pantap dat, a dɔn ɔlrɛdi no ɔl wetin yu nid fɔ layf, Vadik.
  Di bɔbɔ bin de gigl ɛn tɔk se:
  - Tin dɛn de bak we intrestin na skul. Fɔ ɛgzampul, dɛn bin gi wi di wok fɔ bi mɔdel fɔ wan jinɛs!
  Oleg bin rili sɔprayz:
  - Jinnah na? Rili! Kin mek wetin yu want bi tru!
  Vadik shek in ed:
  - Nɔ, dis stil na lɔw-pawa mɔdel. Bɔt i kin kɔndɔkt ayskrim...
  Caissa bin swɛt kwayɛt wan:
  - Sho mi aw i de wok!
  Vadik bin du wan dabl somersault pan di bod. I bin klik in il dɛn. Ɛn i rɔb in finga dɛn pan di trayangul - i de wispa wan dijital kɔd.
  Dɛn yɛri wan hum ɛn wan tinkin kam. Dɔn wan titi we gɛt snek ia ɛn skel klos bin apia. I bin de swɛla na di ays ɛn i bin de translucent, lɛk gɔst.
  Wan vɔys we de shayn bin ring:
  - A de lisin ɛn obe Vadim di Gret!
  Di bɔbɔ puf insɛf ɛn puf in chɛst. Bin se:
  - Gi wi wan pak ayskrim we gɛt di shep fɔ Grigan ros!
  Di titi bigin fɔ muv in an dɛn. I bin tan lɛk se dɛn de wev kap na di ays, ɛn ros dɛn we gɛt ɔktagɔnal lif dɛn ɛn wɔndaful petal pɔtn dɛn bin de apia.
  Kaissa bin ala wit admireshɔn se:
  - Wow, dat na freaky! Aw dis kin apin?!
  Vadik bin ɛksplen wit kol at se:
  - Fɔd sɛntezayza frɔm kabɔn dayɔgzayd ɛn naytrɔjen pan dak-kwak bateri. Jɛnɛral wan, natin nɔ spɛshal!
  Oleg pik di ros ayskrim, lik am ɛn tɔk se:
  - Ɛn i luk impɔtant!
  Vadik bin nɔd fɔ sho se i gri se:
  - Yes, a bin tray mi bɛst ya. Na tru se di kɔmpyuta bin ɛp smɔl!
  Caissa, we bin want fɔ no mɔ, bin aks se:
  - Skayskrɛpa kin sintesis wan jini?
  Vadik shek in ed bad bad wan:
  - I sɔri fɔ no se, pawa nɔ de! Dis nɔto rial jini frɔm fayn fayn stori - bɔt na tɛknikal mirekul!
  Kaissa bin de gigl ɛn notis se:
  - Di wɔndaful tin dɛn we de na baynary kɔd! Wetin ɔda tin pas ayskrim?
  Vadik bin wispa se:
  - Ad wi sɔm haypa painapul insay chɔklɛt!
  Sɔntin we fayn ɛn we de mek pɔsin want fɔ it bigin fɔ gro na di ays bak. Oleg bin tɔk wit wan grin se:
  - I nɔ go tek lɔng fɔ mek yu fat!
  Vadik bin ansa siriɔs wan se:
  - I ok! Yu kin pul di kalori we pasmak bay we yu yuz Xi-ray. Usay yu dɔn si fat pipul dɛn dis tɛm ya?
  Kaissa tek am ɛn siŋ wit admaya:
  - Wetin na di prɔgrɛs dɔn kam! To mirekul dɛn we nɔbɔdi nɔ si yet...
  Na ya Natasha bin ambɔg am bak ɛn es in mashin gɔn ɔp. Lɛ wi pwɛl di Nazi dɛn. Ɛn i bin du am wit frenzi agresiv ɛn vɛks. Nɔto so hot - lɛk se na frɔm wan tawzin volkeno.
  Dis na di gyal... Ɛn Ɔgɔstin, we nɔ gri to am, tek am ɛn tos di lɛmon wit in bare il - de ala se:
  - Day to di Nazi dɛn, di bea de ala!
  Ɛn i bin laf lawd wan.
  Natasha en di gyal pikin dem bin geht snek... Tumoro na di fes de na Jun - somar de kam. Ɛn na tɛm fɔ pis mɔ. Ɛspɛshali we yu de yuz fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn Natasha na blant uman we gɛt kɔsmik imajineshɔn.
  Ɛn di titi bigin fɔ swɛla di haypapaynapul we dɛn kɔba wit chɔklɛt wit gridi.
  Di tri pikin dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ glid na di ays. Wan tin we tan lɛk drɔp bin rɔsh pas ɛn blo mi wit fresh briz.
  Oleg bin tɔk wit smayl se:
  - Wetin yu kin envy rɔbɔt fɔ na dat i nɔ de ɛva sɔri!
  Caissa bin gɛt kɔba wit chɔklɛt. Ɛn a bin shem:
  - Wel, a dɔti!
  Oleg bin opin di kɔmpyuta breslɛt. Wan wef we nɔ gɛt graviti bin blo pan Keysa, ɛn in fes bin klin pafɛkt wan bak!
  Di gyal bin twit wit tɛnki se:
  - Dat na big tin! Ɛn yu nɔ nid fɔ was!
  Di bɔbɔ we nem Ɔlɛg bin siŋ se:
  - Go bifo! Go bifo! Lɔng layf prɔgrɛs!
  Vadik nɔd ɛn aks Ɔlɛg se:
  -Yu don wach cyborg fait?
  Di bɔbɔ shek in ed bad bad wan:
  - A bin de du ɔda tin! Bɔt i nid bak!
  Di bɔbɔ nɔ tɔk natin... Wan graviti bayk rɔsh pas dɛn wit ay spid, wit wan bɔbɔ ɛn wan gyal we sidɔm pan am. Di pikin dɛn bin de laf ɛn grin. Dɛn bin put flag pan di graviti bayk, ɛn dɛn bin gɛt wan pikchɔ we de chenj ɔltɛm. I bin tan lɛk se dɛn de sho katun fim dɛn na kanvas.
  Vadik stik out in tong, wan san biam spak frɔm in tip ɛn swɛt:
  - Halo pipul we de slip!
  Caissa bin si se di jok bin fani. I trowe wan ayskrim pan in padi ɛn swɛt:
  - Haypaplasma we dɛn kɔl!
  Vadik jomp bak ɛn chenj wɔd dɛn na di ays. I opin di ologram ɛn swɛt:
  - Jinnah, bot di genie de insul mi!
  Wan sojaman bin apia wit wing ɛn wan shap sɔd we de shayn. I bin apia na di ays lɛk jak-in-di-batri, i bin de wev in wɛpɔn ɛn chip:
  - Usay di kilman de, usay di vilɛn de! A nɔ de fred in klos dɛn!
  Vadik pɔynt in finga, ivin di tip layt pan di titi:
  - I want fɔ dɔnawe wit mi!
  Di kɔlɔ ɔlogram dɔn gro in saiz. Di nɔmba fɔ di an ɛn sɔd dɛn we bin de shayn insay dɛn bin go ɔp to et, ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ spin.
  Kaissa bin stɔp in tong fɔ ansa am ɛn i bin tɔk se:
  - A nɔ de fred! Dis na mek-biliv!
  Vadik bin de spin rawnd ɛn siŋ:
  - If a wan mek lɛk se, a go mek wan akkɔdin frɔm wan sta!
  Oleg Rybachenko snap in finga dɛn, ɛn di ɔlogram fɔ di wɔman we gɛt et an nɔ bin de igen wantɛm wantɛm. Di bɔbɔ es in finga ɔp to in lip ɛn his:
  - Tek wan foto fɔ Quasar! Wi kin mek pipul dɛn pe atɛnshɔn to wi!
  Fɔ tru, big pipul ɛn pikin dɛn bigin fɔ luk dɛn. Di guys ad spid. Dɛn bin de flay go na di wɛst pat. Di big big Krɛmlin tawa dɛn bin lɛf smɔl na di sayd, we bin lɔng lɛk di Himalayas. Di sta dɛn we gɛt fayv pɔynt bin de shayn wit ɔl di kɔlɔ dɛn we di renbo gɛt. Ivin ay pas di wɔl dɛn, di katidral dɛn bin ay tɛn kilomita. Dɛn bin mek di dome dɛn wit gold lif ɛn dɛn bin tan lɛk siti dɛn.
  Ɛn dɛn bin rili gɛt say dɛn we pipul dɛn kin kam de we gɛt difrɛn tin dɛn we kin mek pipul dɛn lɛk dɛn. Di pikin dɛn bin de travul rawnd Mɔsko wit flay, wit di spid we plen bin de spid we di twɛnti fɔs sɛntiwɔd bigin. Mirekul dɛn bin de ɔlsay we nɔbɔdi nɔ go biliv. Majestik ɛn brayt bildin dɛn - os dɛn we gɛt di dizayn dɛn we nɔ pɔsibul fɔ biliv. Bɔku pan dɛn bin tan lɛk strenj krɔs lɛtis dɛn, we gɛt difrɛn we dɛn we dɛn kin bɛn ɛn tɔn. Ɔda os dɛn kin tan lɛk ays, ɔ ayroglif dɛn we gɛt bɔku bɔku kɔlɔ dɛn we gɛt bɔku bɔku kɔlɔ.
  Ɛn us wɔndaful bɔd dɛn bin krawn di bildin dɛn. Ɛni wan pan di petal dɛn bin gɛt in yon wan wan dizayn. Wit wan yunik ɛn rili briliant kɔlɔ skim.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin pul atɛnshɔn pan wan strɔkchɔ we tan lɛk heksagɔnal flay agaric:
  - Wetin brayt spek... Dɛn de inspɛkt tink...
  Vadik bin laf ɛn intarop se:
  - Bɔt it! Ɔ ɛnjɔymɛnt!
  Kaissa bin gurg wit wan sigh:
  - A nɔ kin go na atrakshɔn... Sɔntɛm na Hyde Park?
  Oleg tɔn rawnd ɛn gi advays se:
  - Wetin bɔt flayt dɛn we pas di solar sistɛm! Mɔsko big ɛn fayn, bɔt di sol want sɔntin we wayl pas am!
  Vadik tɔn pan di jini bak ɛn chirp:
  - Gi wi wan pis Havana chɔklɛt! Mek wi rayz di mood!
  Fansi chɔklɛt dɛn bin de apia insay di fɔm fɔ haybrid bɔni ɛn painiapul. Di pikin dɛn bigin fɔ swɛt dɛn togɛda. Tek wan bayt pan di chɔklɛt ɛn ayskrim miksɔp.
  Dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ flay. Di jet dɛn we de na di watawɛl dɛn bin de flɔ, dɛn na bin rili wɔndaful tin dɛn. Bɔku dayamɔn spak dɛn bin skata na di ays. Posta stamp dɛn bin de flay bak.
  Oleg bin kech wan pan di stamp dɛn wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Dɛn yɛri wan tint vɔys:
  - Bɔy, nɔ push mi!
  Di bɔbɔ trowe di stamp na in an. I bin sho se dɛn de rɔnata dɛn. Di banana dɔg bin de rɔnata di ɔrɛnj chukchuk. Ɛn dɛn bin de his, ɛn dɛn bin de chenj wɔd dɛn.
  Oleg bin aks se:
  - Ɛn wetin na mi bɔnus?
  Banana Dɔg bin ansa se:
  - Wan ɔndrɛd rubles!
  Di bɔbɔ laf ɛn tɔk se:
  - Ɛn se i go pɔsibul fɔ ple!
  Vadik bin notis se:
  - Mek wi ɛnjɔy wisɛf na Hyde Park. Wi don de kam nia...
  Na ya di titi bin ambɔg in raytin. Ɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, i trowe tu grenade dɛn wan tɛm. Di Nazi dɛn de go bifo, ɛn tin de tayt smɔl.
  Di fɔs sɔm de, Natasha pul in bra. I bin lɛf insay jɔs tin panti. Ɛn i bigin fɔ rayt yuz in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i bin du am wit bɔku trɛnk. Ɛn i gɛt fayn fayn leg dɛn ɛn i gɛt fayn fayn stayl.
  Wan minit afta dat di gyal pikin dem fain se dem de roun dem sef wit difren atrakshon. Ɛn wetin nɔ bin de de. Difrɛn dizayn, sɛntrifuj, wayd rod, hama ɛn bɔku ɔda tin dɛn. Dɛn bin gɛt tin dɛn we pipul dɛn kin go fɔ si we gɛt difrɛn kayn tin dɛn ɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ du sɔntin. Artsy ɛn kwik kwik wan. Kɔmbat ɛn fɛns. Fairytale, fantasi, ɛn kɔt-ɛj. Fɔ ɔl kayn ɛn teist.
  Di triumvirate of guys bigin fɔ ɛnjɔy. Oleg ɛn Kaissa bin de togɛda. Di bɔbɔ ɛn di titi bin de spin insay wan swɛlin. Dɛn bin fɛt ɛn spin insay difrɛn virtual rialiti dɛn. Oleg bin sɔpɔt Caissa, ɛn i bin de kil difrɛn kayn monsta dɛn wit wɛpɔn dɛn. Fɔs, di man dɛn bin de yuz layt blasta, bɔt afta dat, as dɛn de gɛda poɛnt, dɛn bin de bay mɔ ɛn mɔ pawaful wɛpɔn dɛn. Oleg shot rili kɔrɛkt, i bin gɛt fayn fayn riakshɔn ɛn gem ɛkspiriɛns. Bɔku tɛm, Kaissa bin de rɔng. Ɛn sɔntɛnde, i kin gɛt bɔn dɛn we kin mek i fil pen, pan ɔl we i nɔ kin lɛf ɛni tray.
  Insai di labirint, di gyal pikin dem pik amunishon, fain bodi armor, exosuits and difren wepan.
  Di say we dɛn bin de fɛt bin de chenj ɔltɛm. Mɔ ɛn mɔ nyu kayn monsta dɛn bin de apia. Haybrid dɛn we gɛt tayga ɛn kɔkrɔch bin apia.
  Oleg fil di prik we de ɔnda in fut, i de tingling di bɔbɔ in bare soles, ɛn tray fɔ shot, yuz in sapɔt dɛn smɔl.
  Di monsta dɛn bin skata lɛk pal dɛn we gɛt bidz we dɔn rɔtin. We skata ɛn wantɛm wantɛm tɔn blak ɛn mɛlt.
  I bin de smɛl lɛk plastic we dɔn bɔn. Kaissa bin de bit ɛn ayd biɛn di bɔbɔ in bak we i nɔ bin want. Di monsta dɛn bin tray fɔ spit. We dɛn bɔs bikɔs dɛn hit dɛn, na di ples fɔ sɔm pan dɛn, klip dɛn, bɔku bɔku mɔni, ɔ jɔg dɛn we gɛt mɛrɛsin bin de apia. Sɔntɛnde, vest ɛn at we nɔ de mek bulɛt.
  Oleg jomp op kwik kwik wan en pik wetin i fain bifo i melt. Di monsta dɛn dɔn chenj. Na ya na miksɔp fɔ gɔrila ɛn strawberry, na ya na skɔpiɔn ɛn akɔn. Sɔntɛnde, ɔktopɔs dɛn bin de apia ɛn spit fɔ ansa. Kaissa bak, ɛn di bɔbɔ rɔnawe.
  Sɔntɛnde, in wɛpɔn nɔ bin strɔng ɛn i bin gɛt fɔ tɔn bak fɔ mek dɛn nɔ ɔg am we go kil am. Di bɔbɔ waka na di ɔl, ɔf di alam ɛn chenj to ɛkzosuit. Ɛn i gi Keys wan triplɛ bulɛtpruf vest. Di titi fala am, i tek kɔva. Di bɔbɔ bin muf, apat frɔm di trofi dɛn, i bin de gɛda tin dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ kil pipul dɛn.
  Sɔm ples dɛn bin de mayn ɛn yu fɔ shot blasta na grɔn.
  Ɛn luk fɔ say dɛn fɔ ayd na di wɔl dɛn. Ɔl dis bin mek wi mɛmba smɔl bɔt di wan dɛn we bin de shot insay di twɛnti fɔs sɛntiwɔd. Na di bɔbɔ ɛn di gyal pikin nɔmɔ bin de na rial ples. Dɛn bin fil di it na dɛn skin frɔm di wund dɛn, ɔltin we bin de rawnd dɛn bin rili rial ɛn bad bad wan.
  Oleg bin klia di kɔridɔ fɔ monsta dɛn. Dɔn i blo di ɛntrɛ usay monsta dɛn bin de klaym bɔku bɔku wan. Afta dat di bɔbɔ go insay wan domɔt we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ notis ɛn we de go na wan fayn fayn rum. Wan man bin sidɔm de wit in fes we rili vɛks. As di bɔbɔ kam insay so, di kɔmbat bim gɔn we bin de na Ɔlɛg in an nɔ bin de igen, ɛn di ɛkzosuit bin evapɔret. Naw di bɔbɔ si se na spɔt shɔt nɔmɔ i wɛr. Dis man wit epaulettes en rat fes jomp out fo front of am.
  Wan fɛt we dɛn bin de fɛt wit an-to-an bin bigin. Di bɔbɔ bin bit in ɛnimi. Wan layn bin de ɔp. Af rɛd, af blu. Ɛni wan pan di blo dɛn we dɛn blo bin de mek di layn shɔt. Oleg bin rɛd, ɛn in ɛnimi bin blu.
  Di bɔbɔ bin de muf kwik kwik wan lɛk pusi. Oleg bin du wan we fɔ trowe. Ɛn di ɛnimi dɛn blu layn bin shrink smɔl. Wan man we gɛt rat fes bin tray fɔ rich to di bɔbɔ wit in but. Bɔt Ɔlɛg bin rɔnawe ɛn push di ɛnimi ɔnda in ni wit in il. I bin de shek shek ɛn grɔmbul:
  - Fɔton annihilashɔn fɔ yu!
  Oleg bin smayl. I dɔn ɔlrɛdi ɛkspiriɛns dis kayn martial arts. Na wan rɔbɔt we tan lɛk matirial de bifo yu. Nɔto di wan we strɔng pas ɔl yet. Mek wi atak am ɛn go bifo am. We yu slap, yu leg dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin kin it smɔl. Bɔt layf kin shɔt. If yu mis am, yu go notis am, bɔt i nɔ go denja.
  Kaissa bin frɔz biɛn di transparent klos ɛn wach di fɛt. Oleg na bɔbɔ we rili tren ɛn we gɛt mɔsul dɛn. Sɔntɛm yu kin ivin ebul fɔ wok fɔ di pipul dɛn ɛn du sɔmsalt. Kaissa bin lɛk am we i nɔ bin want. Na fayn fayn mɔsul difinishɔn di bɔbɔ gɛt. Ɛn aw i deftly avoid di robot"s blows... Dɔn i pans ɛn hit di rat ɔfisa na in chin. In ed de shek shek ɛn spak dɛn de flay go.
  Di bɔbɔ de du wan kɔmbayn wit in fist dɛn, dɔn i ad am wit in ni. Di ɛnimi de tɔn bak. Oleg de bɛn in leg pan wan angul we nɔto in yon ɛn chaj am na say we i nɔ izi fɔ du. Di rɔbɔt de spak ɛn lɔs in blu strɛp.
  Ɛn i de grɔmbul:
  - A go tear yu insay kwak, puppy!
  Oleg bak ad wan pawa ros to di il. Dɔn i nak in fist pan in at. Di rɔbɔt bigin fɔ lɛf fɔ muv igen. Di bɔbɔ de go bifo ɛn siŋ se:
  - Di insidious spaida dɔn shap in sting... Ɛn i de drink oli blɔd frɔm di Fatherland! Fo im enimi, evritin no inof - di wan we get lov fo Russia go kil.
  Oleg bin gi wan krɔs kik to di tɛmpul. Ɛn di rɔbɔt bin fɔdɔm, di blu layn bin go na ziro.
  Wan vɔys bin de bɔm:
  - Dɛn gi Prayvet Oleg Rybachenko di rank fɔ bi wan sta ɔfisa fɔ we i dɔn di fɔs lɛvul.
  Na ya dɛn bin fos Natasha fɔ stɔp. Di fasist dɛn de pan am bak. Fɔ tɔk mɔ, blak pipul ɛn Arab pipul dɛn. Di Nazi dɛn kin tek sojaman dɛn na Afrika ɛn Eshia ɛn trowe dɛn na say dɛn we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin de. Ɔlman de tray fɔ krɔs dɛn wit nɔmba.
  Natasha wit sɛns fɔ trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn tɔk se:
  - Di big big tin we Stalin gɛt go las fɔ bɔku bɔku ia!
  Zoya giv wan turn. I kin trowe in fut we nɔ gɛt natin bak pan di wan dɛn we de agens am. Knock out di Nazis ɛn se:
  - Fɔ fred na tin we fayn fayn wɔri pipul dɛn nɔ no!
  Ɔgɔstin we gɛt rɛd ia sɛf kin shot. Ɛn i bin rili kɔrɛkt. Ɛn we i de se:
  - Yes, di at de liv na wi Fatherland!
  Ɛn i kin trowe grenade bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Svetlana, we de faya, tɛl di fayn fayn pipul dɛn se:
  - Wi go bil di damned fasist dɛm!
  Ɛn wan grenade we dɛn lans frɔm in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, de flay frɔm am. In jɔnal, di gyal pikin dɛn we de ya na di ay kwaliti.
  Natasha, we de faya, i bin de chirp:
  -Mek dis wɔ bi di las wan!
  Zoya bin ad wit zil se:
  - Setan nɔ go rul.
  Insay Jun, di Jamani dɛn bin go bifo along di Don ɛn dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de nia di bɛnd. Di fɛt dɛn bin de go bifo na ya. Ɛn yu nɔ go diploy yu strayk pawa fayn fayn wan. Voronezh bin bi wan sayd pɔynt fɔ di wɔ. Fɔ tru, wetin mek wi fɔ wɔri bɔt am?
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin want fɔ transpɔt dɛn insay di tik ɛn fɛt fɔ dɛnsɛf, ɛn fɛt wit big frenzi. Fɔ win ɔ fɔ day. Ɛn fɔ tru, i bɛtɛ fɔ win. Ɛn nɔ fɔ day. Bɔt wi nɔ gɛt di ɔda yet.
  Ɛn if na so, dat min se...
  Natasha, we bin ol di handel wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, bin skech bak in impreshɔn ɛn kɔsmik.
  Di nɛks lɛvul na bin tru di shiftin, sok sand dɛn na di dɛzat. Kaissa bin wɛr in sus, ɛn di bɔbɔ nɔ bin wɛr fut, i bin wam. Ɛlikopta dɛn we tan lɛk disk bin de rawnd ɛn wom dɛn bin de flay kɔmɔt na di san. Pikin dɛn bin gɛt mɔ pawaful wɛpɔn dɛn. Oleg Rybachenko bin de hit wit wan bioblaster wit tu barel. Dis bin mek am pɔsibul fɔ shot ɛlikopta dɛn we gɛt ɛya kanɔn dɛn we gɛt mɔt we de it animal dɛn.
  Di bɔbɔ bin de du tin wit kɔnfidɛns, wan wan tɛm, i bin de rɔnawe pan di tin dɛn we bin de ambɔg am. Bɔt sɔntɛnde, Keysa bin de bɔn wit pen ɛn di titi bin de wins. Yɛs, di wɔ rili at fɔ si ɛn i rili tan lɛk tin dɛn we Gɔd mek.
  Afta we Oleg bin hit am bɔku tɛm, i tek wan ɔda ɛlikopta dɔŋ ɛn tɔk se:
  - Wi na Lenin in pikin dɛm, wi de muv wit kɔnfidɛns!
  Dɔn di bɔbɔ shift bak. I shot di ɛnimi, kil wan wom we gɛt wɛpɔn wit triplɛ barɛl ɛn dɔn:
  - Ɔl di rod dɛn opin fɔ wi!
  Di bɔbɔ bin rili fil lɛk fish we de na wata. I bin muf kwik kwik wan. A chenj pɔynt dɛn ɛn waka na di dɛzat. Caissa nɔ bin ebul fɔ kip kɔmpin wit am ɛn i nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ lod.
  Bɔt Ɔlɛg nɔ bin shem atɔl fɔ dis. I bin de du tin wit sɛns ɛn wit sɛns. So dɛn bin gɛt fɔ muf along di tep, so di dɛzat sand dɛn bin de kam tu kwik.
  Ɛn drɔp dɛn bin de splash along di ed dɛn. Dɛn bɔn Kaissa in ni dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Di titi bin ivin kray.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin siŋ fɔ mek i gladi:
  - Di wan we gladi de laf, di wan we want go ajɔst am, di wan we de luk fɔ go fɛn am ɔltɛm!
  Ɛn di bɔbɔ kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt wit kɔnfidɛns. I du sɔmsɔlt, i muf kɔmɔt nia di pulsa ɛn stik in tong.
  Kaissa bin fɔdɔm na di rod bɔku tɛm ɛn di bɔbɔ bin kech am. I bin de akt kwik kwik wan, ɛn in finga dɛn bin de tinap tranga wan. Wan tɛm, Ɔlɛg bin ivin pul wan titi we bin de fɔdɔm wit in fut, ɛn i bin sho se i rili agil.
  Di ɛlikopta dɛn bin gɛt difrɛn shep dɛn ɛn we bin de it animal dɛn. Sɔm, difrɛn frɔm dat, bin luk ɔlmost kɔmik - wan haybrid fɔ strawberry ɛn dragonflies. Ɛn dɛn sɛn rayt bak. Di bɔbɔ bin de tink wit kɔnta shot dɛn. Wan ɔda wom bɔs ɛn wan sɔprayz flay kɔmɔt insay. Oleg pik am wit wan subtil muvment fo im leg. Ɛn afta dat, wan laytsab apia na di bɔbɔ in an. I bin mek am izi fɔ mek dɛn deflɛkt di shot dɛn.
  Kaissa bin ala wit admireshɔn se:
  - Wel, yu na Steelkiller!
  Di bɔbɔ, we bin de drɛb di sɔd dɛn we dɛn bin de bit, bin de siŋ se:
  - Brayt fes go inspɛkt - wan ɛmpaya go bɔn bak! Wi de sev frɔm chaos - nɔ bost wi, Jedi!
  Di bɔbɔ gɛt ɔda pistɔl, tek di sɔd wit di pikin in fut dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn fɛt am fayn fayn wan. Wan ɔda tin we Gɔd mek bin flay kɔmɔt na di san.
  Di bɔbɔ kɔt am opin ɛn pik wan ɔda bɔndɛl we gɛt rubul. Yɛs, i de du wɛl. Bɔt dɛn bin dɔn kech Kesa ɛn in skin bin dɔn bɔn. Di bɔbɔ wɔn in padi se:
  - Yu kin get kik out of di gem de.
  Kaissa bin swɛt bad bad wan. A mɛmba aw i bin de luk fɔ ansa to di ɛgzam na di Hypernet. Dɛn kin stil du dis na skul. Onli bad lak, plenti jokers de fo di mega-hum and plenti piksho de. Tray ɛn fɛn am bak. Yu nid bak fɔ ebul fɔ yuz sɔch injin bitwin bɔku bɔku planɛt dɛn. Ɔda pipul dɛn bin no aw fɔ du am, bɔt Kaissa bin de kɔnfyus ɔltɛm. Ɛn fɔ mek a nɔ fɔdɔm, a bin gɛt fɔ kram ɔltɛm. Ɛn afta dat, yu stil de skor di fifti pasɛnt poɛnt we dɛn nid.
  Eh Oleg... Yu kin si wan advans bɔbɔ ɛn wan rial haypaplasmik nayt wantɛm wantɛm.
  Ɛn fɔ fɛn na di Hypernet kin taya, bɔku bɔku pikchɔ dɛn de we gɛt bɔku bɔku kɔlɔ ɛn bɔku bɔku tin dɛn.
  Di titi bin huk bak we i nɔ bin fayn. Oleg bin de muf wit wamat se:
  - Yes, at least dodge smɔl yusɛf! Nɔ bi balast!
  Kaissa bin shek shek. Aw ɔltɛm dɛn kin tɛl am na skul: yu papa na akademik, ɛn yu na midul studɛnt. En yu vacuum head shud shem.
  Di titi tɔn bak ɛn stɔp in sus na di san. I bin ivin fil se i dɔn bɔn smɔl ɛn i bin de ala se:
  - Nɔ mek kɔtlɛt kɔmɔt pan mi!
  Di bɔbɔ shot wan ɔda ɛlikopta dɔŋ. In vest we nɔ gɛt bulɛt bin fɔdɔm. Oleg rɔsh go nia am, i de du sɔmsalt na di san. I bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn sok am, ɛn di ɔrɛnj big big briz bin dɔn bigin fɔ swɛla di bulɛtpruf vest insɛf. Di nimbul pikin kech am wit in fut finga dɛn na di las tɛm ɛn jomp bak.
  Oleg bin de spin lɛk tɔp fɔ mek dɛn nɔ sok am na di kwik-kwik san. Di wom dɛn bin tray fɔ ol am, bɔt di bɔbɔ bin agil.
  Na ya Natasha intarop... Di shel bigin, ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ ful wi wit san ɛn shrapnel. Stormtroopers bin de rɔsh. Bɔku pan dɛn bin de ɛn dɛn ɔl bin de anɔynt lɛk flay.
  Di titi bin tɔk se:
  - Di bastard dɛn de kray insay lɛk flay dɛn we de anɔynt.
  Ɛn i trowe wan grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn i bin fɔdɔm wan Jaman jet atak plen wit am.
  Afta dat, Zoya bin du di sem tin. I bin trowe grenade bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin fɔdɔm di fasist.
  Na twit:
  - Mi na barefut drim, ɛn jɔs wan big biuti!
  Ɛn bak di wɔman gi wan tɔn.
  Rɛd Ɔgɔstin insɛf bin kam insay witout ɛni prɔblɛm. Wit in bare fut i ram wan motoka wit grenade. I blo am insay smɔl smɔl. We bin skata ɔlsay na di skwea ɛn di ruins na Voronezh.
  Ɛn afta dat, i kin ivin kol...
  Ɛn Svetlana go tek am ɛn trowe grenade wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i go dɔnawe wit ɔl in ɛnimi dɛn we nɔ gɛt ɛni prɔblɛm. So i kin tan lɛk se yu de na kɔfin - i de mek pɔsin fred ɛn i nɔ gɛt antimoni we nɔ nid.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn lɔs tumɔs pan di fɛt fɔ Voronezh ɛn dɛn tek briŋ bak. Na bin di mɔnt we na Jun. I hot ɛn a want fɔ pis. Di gyal pikin dɛn bin wɛr dɛn panti nɔmɔ ɛn go na do na di san. Dem tan dem sef.
  Natasha ledɔm na in bak ɛn, we i ol di pen wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, rayt se:
  Na dis tɛm ya, Kaissa bin faya in bim thrower. Ɛn i nɔ bin rili sakrifays, i bin hit Ɔleg. Wan bɔn bin apia na di skin we tan, ɛn wan ɔlogram we shep lɛk at bin flay kɔmɔt, we sho se wan pan di layf dɛn dɔn lɛf di bɔbɔ.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin wispa ɛn shek in fist:
  - Wel, yu na anti-pulsar! Yu de wok fɔ di ɛnimi!
  Kaissa cooed in confusion, stamp in il pan di tep:
  - A nɔ bin want...
  Oleg kɔt di wom wit in laytsab ɛn swɛt:
  - I nɔ go du fɔ want, yu fɔ ebul!
  Di bɔbɔ bigin fɔ tek tɛm du sɔntin, ɛn i kɔba Kaissa. Sɔm pan di wom dɛn bin de pul lɔng lɔng tin dɛn we tan lɛk aro. I bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn chuk di bɔbɔ we bin de rɔnawe wit sɛns. Oleg bin par sɔm aro dɛn wit blow dɛn na in sɔd ɛn wispa se:
  - Moskito nɔ go ɔndamin di foton!
  Caissa swɛt, i fil se di san de wam ɛn trɛtin fɔ bɔn in nos:
  - Tek di laser bim away frɔm wi!
  I kɔt di bɔbɔ wit wan an ɛn faya blasta wit di ɔda wan. Dɛn bin rili kɔntrol wetin i bin de du, ɛn i klia se nɔto di fɔs tɛm dis we di bɔbɔ pas di layn.
  Wan ɔda ɛlikopta krash dɔŋ. Ɛn mɔni kin fɔdɔm pan am. Pak dɛn we gɛt vayrɔyal bil dɛn, ɛn sɔm kayn fɔs ɛd kit dɛn. Di bɔbɔ jomp ɛn pik di trofi dɛn. Sɔm pan dɛn na wan vest we nɔ de mek bulɛt.
  Oleg se wit smayl se:
  - Dis na Kaissa fo yu...
  Ɛn di bɔbɔ bin de rɔnawe pan di flɔ we di bɔbul dɛn we gɛt layt bin de flɔ... I bin de kam nia di domɔt mɔ ɛn mɔ. Di bɔbɔ fil se i gɛt kɔnfidɛns. Bɔt shrapnel bin bit Kaissa. Di buletpruf vest bin de sho sɔm pat pan am, bɔt i bin lɔs sɔm pɔynt dɛn pan trɛnk. Ɛn di titi fil lɛk se dɛn dɔn slap am wit in an.
  Kaissa bin wins.
  - Na big big atrakshɔn!
  Oleg notis... Naw a go pas, ɛn yu de pan di peni, di monsta dɛn nɔ go rich yu de! A go fɛt wit sɔd!
  Di bɔbɔ, we de drɛg di titi wit am, jomp go ɔp to in il. I bin deftly jomp ɛn drɛg Caissa...
  Di titi bin si insɛf na wan ples we nɔ bin stebul. Ɛn i spre in an dɛn ɛn tray fɔ balans.
  Oleg bin tɛl am se:
  - Lean ɔp! I go bi mɔ pɔsin we pɔsin kin abop pan dis we!
  Ɛn di bɔbɔ plant in il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn bigin fɔ fos fɔ opin di domɔt. In bɛlɛ bin ivin sink bikɔs i bin gɛt tɛnsiɔn. I bin klia aw dɛn skapul di yɔŋ atlet in abs.
  Wɛl, di domɔt dɛn giv-ɔp, ɛn di bɔbɔ jomp insay. Wan man we gɛt pɔk ed ɛn tu laytsɛb rɔn go stret pan am. Oleg trowe di blasta, we nɔ gɛt yus na dis zon, ɛn rɔsh go fɛt. Wan bad bad fɛt bigin.
  Di tu-leg pɔkpa bin atak wit in tu an. Di bɔbɔ bin sabi fɔ rɔnawe ɛn skrach in ɛnimi wit in sɔd. Wan strɛp bin de shayn ɔp dɛn. Rɛd bin min Oleg in layf, blu bin min di ɛnimi. So di las wan bin de muf ɛn i bin de go dɔŋ smɔl.
  Di pɔk bin de swɛla di bɔtaflay wit in sɔd dɛn. Ɛn i atak bak. Bɔt di bɔbɔ bin parri wit kol at ɛn skrach in ɛnimi bak.
  Kaissa, we i de luk dis, i swɛt:
  - Dis na klas!
  Ɛn di titi blo wan kis to in aydɔl.
  Oleg bin akt smɔl. Fɔ rɔnawe pan di ɛnimi, ɛn wan wan tɛm fɔ mek yu skrach. Skarlet ɛn blu strɛp dɛn bin apia pan di dainosaur. Ɛn di layf bar bin de kɔntinyu fɔ go dɔŋ ɛn go dɔŋ.
  So Oleg bin rili kleva put in fut ɔp ɛn slam in kɔmpin.
  Kaissa bin ala wit gladi at se:
  - Yu na supavaysa!
  Ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ insɛf fɔdɔm kɔmɔt na di pletfɔm. Di il dɛn bin de slip. Di titi fil lɛk se i de brok ɔltin wit ramrod. Pan ɔl we insɛf nɔ bin ebul fɔ du ɛnitin.
  Di bɔbɔ bin de gigl ɛn wink to in padi:
  - Na so wi kin du am! Ultrapulsar we dɛn kɔl ultrapulsar!
  Di pɔk bin swɛ fɔ ansa se:
  - Brat we dɔn rɔtin!
  Oleg bin nak in ɛnimi na in chɛst wit in il we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin de his:
  - Dɛn go bit yu!
  Ɛn bak i jomp bak, i de rɔnawe pan di swing dɛn. Di bɔbɔ na masta, fɔ tru. Wan ɔda blo... Di ɔspitul muvmɛnt. Not so scary - jos di sekon levul. Oleg fil se i gɛt kɔnfidɛns na ya. I ivin alaw yu fɔ slap yu ɛnimi pan di bare sole. We laytsab tɔch il we nɔ gɛt natin, i tan lɛk we pɔsin bɔn smɔl wit ilɛktrik shɔk.
  Di bɔbɔ in rɛd layn de go dɔŋ smɔl. Bɔt i nɔ bad, yu fɔ gi yu sayba ɛnimi at least sɔm chans. I de ala wit gladi at:
  - Wetin na brat - yu wund! A go dɔn yu!
  Oleg grin ɛn kɔt in ɛnimi in an. I de slo. Ivin rɔbɔt kin at le smɔl. Di bɔbɔ slap bak, fɔs wit sɔd, dɔn wit ɛlb to in chin.
  I de mek di ɛnimi stɛp.
  Kaissa ɛnkɔrej in padi se:
  - Mek wi! Na dat na so!
  Oleg Rybachenko tek di porcupine to di ed bak. Nidul dɛn kin flay kɔmɔt pan am. Afta dat di bɔbɔ se:
  - Bɔku siŋ dɛn de we dɛn rayt bɔt lɔv! Smɔl mɔ sɔri fɔ di wɔ!
  Oleg jomp op en twist in wan somersault. I bin avɔyd di ɛnimi dɛn ɛn i bin de ala se:
  - Di wɔl na tɛnda ɛn ebi ebi ren!
  Na ya Natasha bin ambɔg am. A bin de ple rawnd smɔl. A bin si wan Jaman plen we bin de atak pipul dɛn. Ɛn i tek am ɛn trowe grenade pan am wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Di tin we bin de slap bin flay insay wan ay ak. I fɔdɔm stret insay wan Jamani motoka, ɛn split am to smɔl smɔl. Afta dat di blant tɛrminatɔ se:
  - Mi nɔto yu dɔl!
  Afta dat di wɔri pipul dɛn tɔn ova pan dɛn bɛlɛ. Bare il dɛn bin de flash.
  Na Jun, dɛn de fɛt ɛn shel. Dɛn kin shawa di say dɛn we di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn de wit shel. Ɛn dɛn kin bit wit pawaful wɛpɔn dɛn. Di Nazi dɛn de go bifo na di eria we dɛn kɔl Don bɛnd.
  I gɛt in yon wɔman dɛn ɛn hiro dɛn. Di Kraut dɛn kin fɛt bak pan disk plen dɛn. Ɛspɛshali fayn fayn gyal pikin dɛn: Gɛtrud ɛn Iva. Dɛn de kɔntrol di disk ɛn pwɛl di Rɔshian dɛn na di skay.
  Bɔt Natasha rayt bak tin dɛn we de na di wɔl ɛn ol di pen wit di finga dɛn we i nɔ gɛt natin:
  Di ɛnimi dɛn blu layn bin rili shɔt. Ɛn Ɔlɛg bin chenj to fɔ dɔn. Di bɔbɔ bin de wok tranga wan wit di sɔd. I kɔt am ɛn skata am. Di pɔk in kwil dɛn bin de kɔntinyu fɔ fɔdɔm ɛn fɔdɔm. Ɛn dɛn bin de bɔn na grɔn.
  Oleg, we bin de dɔn di ɛnimi, bin ala se:
  - Wan bad bad hariken bin swip tru!
  Di pɔk, we bin de shek shek, drɔp wan pan dɛn sɔd dɛn. Na di ɛnd, di tɛmnɛta bɔbɔ muf am. Di ɛnimi dɛn bin gɛt bad bad damej ɛn dɛn bin bɔs. Ɛn i bin bɔm ɛn tɔn to kɔnfɛti!
  Oleg bin kech di at we dɔn fɔdɔm wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn chirp:
  - Dis na wi layf!
  Bɔku kɔyn dɛn bin fɔdɔm frɔm ɔp, we di bɔbɔ bin ebul fɔ pik bak.
  Afta di lɛvul dɔn, yu kin bay wɛpɔn naw. Oleg tek insɛf wan pɔsnalayz graviplasma blasta. A sɛl di sɔd ɛn bay wan we gɛt mɔ advans we nɔ gɛt mɛgaplasma. Di tin we i bin de du na fɔ ebul fɔ mek mɛtal lɔng ɛn mek i big ɛn kɔt am. Di bɔbɔ bay ɔda tin fɔ protɛkt Kaissa. Ɛn i notis wit wan luk we nɔ satisfay bad bad wan:
  - Yu na onli lod fo wi!
  Kaissa bin swɛt wit kapchɔ:
  - Wi na Nikolai di sɛkɔn wan!
  Di bɔbɔ du sɔmsalt oba in ed, ɛn twist rawnd, se:
  - Mi ɛn mi sɔd!
  Di nɛks lɛvul bin gɛt bɔku wata we de flɔd. Sojaman dɛn faya di bɔbɔ, bɔd dɛn we gɛt difrɛn lɛvul dɛn jomp pan am. Di bɔbɔ faya ɛn wok wit sɔd. I bin go bifo wit rili kɔnfidɛns. Bɔt Kesa bin blo, ɛn in sus wet wantɛm wantɛm.
  Di gyal slo... Di bɔbɔ gi advays se:
  - Kam on jomp pan mi sholda!
  Kaissa, we bin rili shek bikɔs ɔf di kol ɛn di wata, bin de chirp:
  - Nɔto harsh!
  Oleg bin tɔk wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - Yu de wɛr buletpruf vest! If nɔto dat, yu go stɔp!
  Di titi jomp pan di bɔbɔ in sholda. Oleg in tit dɛn bin wayd ɛn strɔng fɔ in tɛnd ej. Di bɔbɔ mek in pawa kwik kwik wan. Pan ɔl we a bin gɛt bɔku lod.
  Ɛlikopta dɛn we tan lɛk disk bin tray fɔ atak am frɔm ɔp. Di bɔbɔ shot dɛn dɔŋ, i shot dɛn kɔrɛkt wan. Ɛn nɔ fɔgɛt fɔ pik trofi dɛn. Di ɛnimi dɛnsɛf bin de faya. Sɔntɛnde, a kin gɛt am. Na tru se nɔto Ɔleg insɛf, bɔt na to Kaissa. Di bulɛtpruf vest bin de sho di tin dɛn we pɔsin kin want fɔ du. Bɔt i rili de mek pɔsin fil pen. Lɛk pinch... Bɔt yu kin bia am.
  Kaissa bin aks in patna se:
  - Parry di impulses wit yu sword!
  Di bɔbɔ ansa lakon se:
  - Ɛn di foton go fɔdɔm!
  Kaissa shrank... Oleg slash di fɛtman wit di lansa ɛn di kobra, i flat am.
  Dɔn i grap in wad mɔni. Mɔ ɛn mɔ monsta dɛn bin de kray kɔmɔt. Sɔntɛnde, rɔbɔt dɛn we de fɛt wɔ bin de apia bak. Dɛn bin luk rili fayn. Oleg bin parri di blasta bim wit in laytsaber. Dɛn bin de flash lɛk di layt dɛn we de na Nyu Ia garland dɛn. En im faya... Dat na variebul faya. Na ya di bɔbul ammo de kam. We de jomp ɛn brok ɔltin lɛk kristal.
  Ɛn di bɔbul dɛnsɛf de shayn ɛn gi layt.
  Oleg flat wan tu kɔmbat saybɔg dɛn to fragmɛnt ɛn se:
  - Di pulsar foton nɔ de west!
  En imbin stik out im tong laik pikin. Dis mek Kaissa mɛmba aw i nɔ bin ebul fɔ tray fɔ rayt ɔf wan tɛst... I sɔri fɔ no se di rɔbɔt si ɛn rikodɔ ɔltin. Di gyal bin tray fɔ luk insay di mini-iPhone, bɔt di trakin program bin ambɔg am. Wɛl, i so nɔ laki. Ɔda wan dɛn kin ebul fɔ kɔpi frɔm di Hypernet we dɛn de du tɛst. Wan titi bin ayd wan mini-iPhone insay wan hairpin, ɛn i bin de transmit infɔmeshɔn dairekt to in yes. Fɔ mek di rɔbɔt dɛn we de kɔntrol yu nɔ go kech yu, yu nid fɔ gɛt spɛshal program fɔ mek yu kam.
  Ɔda man dɛn bin ebul fɔ dawnlod difrɛn program dɛn ɛn mega-wɔm dɛn. Ɛn na Kaissa, so retarded. Bɔt Olezhek smat ɛn i sabi du tin. Insay wan fɛt atrakshɔn, aw fɔ rɔnawe. Ɛn i ivin gɛt strɛp fɔ kɔmplit di fɔs tu lɛvul dɛn.
  Di bɔbɔ kil 4 blak fɛtman dɛn wit wan bɔs we dɛn bin dɔn aim fɔ du gud gud wan. Ɛn i bin de pik trofi dɛn, ivin wan spɛshal kayn chaj. Di bɔbɔ bin go bifo, i bin de shot ɛn buli am. I bin fil lɛk stɛlin. Ɔ dɔg we nɔ gɛt fridɔm we de rɔnata fɔks.
  Kaissa bin notis wit smayl se:
  - Yu tan lɛk biorobɔt Chase!
  Oleg Rybachenko, we bin dɔn fɔdɔm sɔm ɔda fɛtman dɛn, bin ansa se:
  - A op fɔ bi ivin kul!
  Di bɔbɔ, infakt, bin no wetin i de du... I bin lɛk gem, ɛn ivin ple am na klas. Pan ɔl we a bin ɔndastand wetin na strateji. Ɛspɛshali di spes. Difrɛn gem dɛn de. Oleg Rybachenko bin lɛk "Sivilization" pas ɔl, frɔm di primitiv kɔmyuniti sistɛm to wɔ bitwin yunivas dɛn. We rili fayn! Na dɛn kayn gem dɛn de nɔmɔ kin tek bɔku tɛm.
  Natasha bin stɔp fɔ rayt fɔ sɔm tɛm. I tek am ɛn faya wan bazuka na di ays. Shot wan Jaman rikonays plen. Ɛn i trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn pwɛl di AG tank.
  Dɔn i bin siŋ se:
  - I bɛtɛ fɔ win fɔ Rɔshia! Fɔ win ɔl di fasist dɛn gud gud wan!
  Ɛn Zoya bin kɔnfyus bak se:
  - Smash ɛn krɔs gud gud wan ɛn gud gud wan! Glori to Rɔshia! Glori to hansam ɛn wayt man dɛn!
  Natasha ɛn in padi dɛn bin de du jimnastik. Wi warm up gud en du som abs. Wi bin de spar ɛn chenj wisɛf. Afta dat, dɛn bin de fɛt pan dɛn an ɛn sho se dɛn gɛt trɛnk.
  Ɛn afta dat, Natasha kɔntinyu fɔ rayt. Ɛn bak yuz bare toes, ɛn rili kwik. Girl, mek wi jos tok wetin wi nid fo tok. Rili kul.
  Ɛn di stori de mek pɔsin ɛnjɔy ɛn i de ɔlsay.
  Ɛn afta dat, go fɔ yusɛf... Pan ɔl we i wet smɔl, i kɔmfyut fɔ muv rawnd barefut.
  Oleg na pɔsin we agil. Ɛn i de kɔt ɛn shot... Na wan ɔda rɔbɔt de fɔdɔm oba. Di bɔbɔ se:
  - Mek wi pley hai klas!
  Kaissa, we taya fɔ sidɔm na in sholda, aks se:
  - Gi mi at least sɔm wɛpɔn!
  Di bɔbɔ gi di blasta to di titi ɛn ɔda se:
  - Shot kɔrɛkt wan!
  So i bigin fɔ shot, i bin de chenj chenj mis ɛn hit. Aw kɔmfyut di blasta de na yu an. I layt, bɔt nɔto tu kil. Kaissa pres di bɔtin, ɛn dɛn nak di sojaman dɛn, ɔ kobra. Lɔpad ɛn tayga dɛn we gɛt saber tut ɔl tu bin apia. Di las wan bin luk rili menasing ɛn muv dɛn fangs.
  Kaissa bin wispa wit gladi at se:
  - Dis na animal dɛm!
  Oleg bin notis fayn fayn wan se:
  - Ɛn tin dɛn de we wɔs pas dat!
  Fɔ tru, monsta dɛn we gɛt siks fang ɛn skin we dɛn peint wit ɔl di kɔlɔ dɛn we di renbo gɛt bin de apia. Dɛn bin tray fɔ atak Ɔlɛg. Di bɔbɔ nɔ bin ebul fɔ kil dɛn wantɛm wantɛm wit in wɛpɔn. Ɛn i bin gɛt fɔ jomp go na di sayd, ɛn i bin de slap wit in sɔd. Di wayl animal, we dɛn dɔn kɔt, i atak bak. Ɛn i dɔn ɔlrɛdi krɔs... to smɔl smɔl pal dɛn.
  Caissa bin gɛt fred we wan big big animal bin atak am. Bɔt afta dat, we i si am de flay apat, i laf:
  - Yes, i go bɛtɛ!
  Ɛn kwik kwik wan, Ɔlɛg bin pik bɔku bɔku mɔni we bin lɛf na di mastodon. Di bɔbɔ bin du sɔntin kwik kwik wan. Ɛn i bin shot wit impreshɔnal akkuracy.
  Di tin we tan lɛk disk bin brok brok ɛn tɔn to smɔl smɔl. Di bɔbɔ bin du tin wit sɛns.
  Oleg bin nak wan ɔda tayga we gɛt saber tut ɛn chip:
  - Fury fɔ di spɛs armada!
  Di yɔŋ sojaman kɔntinyu fɔ go bifo, ɛn i bin mek di rɔbɔt nɔ atak am. Sɔm pan di ilɛktronik mastodon dɛn bin tan lɛk tɔl we gɛt 4 an ɛn fut. We bin tray fɔ atak di bɔbɔ. I bin shot di invayd krichɔ dɛn na di sayba maynd wit kol at.
  Dis na big big kɔnfrɛns. Bɔt in jɔnal, bɔku difrɛn gem dɛn de.
  Strateji we de na di istri. Oleg bin mɛmba aw i bin de ple am. Fɔs yu gɛda wan smɔl grup, dɔn yu gɛda wan big big ami. Ɛn afta dat, yu kech Rom sɛf. Yu bi empara ɛn win di wan ol wɔl. Pantap dat, wan kɔsmik kɔntinyuɛshɔn de bak ya. Ɛn dis na tin we fani - Siza dɛn na di spes. Ɛn lejiɔn dɛn wit haypa blasta, ɛn pan sta ship dɛn.
  Na di sem tɛm, yu kin stil bay slev dɛn.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin ple plenti strateji, inklud fo skul lesin. I fayn fɔ jomp rawnd ɛn ple fɔ yusɛf. Di bɔbɔ bin rili lɛk ɔltin we bin de muf. Ɛn i bin jɔs de du tin wit di spid we wan mɛtiɔ de spid. Bɔt wetin de na di laybri usay dɛn de kip tɔys? Inklud istri shuta ɛn strateji gem dɛn. We, fɔ ɛgzampul, yu kin rili mek wok ɛn go ɔp to di rank fɔ bi maredman ɔ haypa mashal.
  Kaissa, we nɔ bin gɛt da kayn chukchuk de, bin jɔs luk di gem wit big yay.
  Bɔt di sojaman dɛn we de waka na fut de tray fɔ pul yu kɔmɔt na di mashin gɔn. Jɛnɛral wan, dɛn kin du am fayn fayn wan. Bɔt di laytsab de sho ɔltin. Oleg jomp op to wan big yunit en kot am apat, wit di kompozishun we tayga de atak wan doe. Pan ɔl we, sɔntɛm nɔto so, fɔ kɔmpia am wit paytɔn na di rayt tin mɔ.
  Oleg Rybachenko, we de go bifo, se:
  - We di rivɔlɔshɔn de mach nia yu! Di choice go bi simpul - get chans fo fait!
  Ɛn di bɔbɔ pul in tit... Kaissa wittily remarked:
  - Yu na jɔs pɔyt ɛn mi aydɔl!
  Oleg bin notis, i shem smɔl:
  - Wi ɔl na poet to sɔm mak! Ɛn wi go siŋ spring vas dɛn!
  Afta dat, di bɔbɔ bit am bak. I bin du am rili kɔrɛkt wan. Ɛn di rɔbɔt we de fɛt wɔ bigin fɔ brok brok brok. Ɛn sɔm pan di dɔti tin dɛn bin tɔn to bɔku bɔku mɔni. Wan bɔks bin de bak we gɛt graviti katrij dɛn we kin kil pɔsin mɔ.
  Oleg bin akt kwik kwik wan. Yu nid fɔ grap di trofi dɛn bifo dɛn lɔs.
  Fɔ ɛgzampul, insay sɔm gem dɛn, sɔntɛnde, trɔfi dɛn kin gɛt trap dɛn we gɛt mayn. Pan ɔl we di tank, i go tan lɛk se i dɔn ol kpatakpata as wan kayn wɛpɔn, ɛn insay di nɔmba 4 mileniom i kin ɛnjɔy sakrifays na gem dɛn.
  Jɔs da tɛm de wan rili big mastodon, we na rial diplodocus, bin apia. Soch armor dat yu no fit ivin penetrate am.
  Di bɔbɔ bigin fɔ shot di kanɔn dɛn, we dis thug bin gɛt et pan dɛn. Dɛn stil de mɔna dɛn.
  Kaissa bin fil se i de shem ɛn i aks am wit fred se:
  - Ɛn if i hit wi, i go rili pen!
  Oleg bin tɔk wit sɛns se:
  - In eni kes, dem no go kil wi! Dis nɔto rial wɔ!
  Ɛn di bɔbɔ kɔntinyu fɔ faya... I sɔri fɔ no se nɔto sɔntin we impɔtant pas dis yet. Fɔ ɛgzampul, dis kayn wɛpɔn lɛk tioblasta! I ebul fɔ du dis! Ɛn dɛn kin yuz am na difrɛn gem laybri dɛn. Jɛnɛral wan, wetin mek bɔbɔ go flay go na rial wɔ? Enta di gem en yu go get evritin.
  Dɛn bin ambɔg Natasha bak. I bin de lans wan spɛshal kayn grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. We bin de flay lɛk falkɔn ɛn chuk di Jaman fɛt mashin. Ɛn i krɔs am to smɔl smɔl.
  Afta dat, di titi se:
  - Mi na Russian warrior pan di ni fɔ savages! A go swip ɛni fasist kɔmɔt na di wɔl!
  I dɔn ɔlrɛdi rich midul Jun. Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin ebul fɔ du sɔntin. Dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi de kam nia di tɔp pan di bɛnd. Ɛn i go mɔs bi se di Rɛd Ami go gɛt fɔ tɔn bak pas di Dɔn. Bɔt i ivin bɛtɛ fɔ ol di difens dis we. Ɛn yuz wata barɛri fɔ drɛb di Nazi sojaman dɛn we pas ɔlman. Wet fɔ di winta fɔ bigin tray fɔ du sɔntin wisɛf na di kol.
  Natasha disayd nɔ fɔ west in tɛm, bɔt i fɔ pis. Ɛn fɔ tru, na di fresh briz, nɔ pe atɛnshɔn to di shel. Insay di kɔmpin fɔ af-af gyal pikin dɛn lɛk am.
  Ɛn di fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Fɔ mek sɔntin we kɔsmik ɛn we nɔ kɔmɔn.
  Fɔ ɛgzampul, di wɔl fɔ ɛlf dɛn... Wan ol sɛlɛkshɔn fɔ di karakta dɛn. Frɔm slev bɔbɔ to Gɔd we mek di wan ol wɔl.
  Ɛn na ya yu kin fɛt fɔ sɔm taytul dɛn ɛn udat fɔ fri, fɔ mek ami, mek wan kiŋdɔm, ɛn afta dat yu kin gɛt ɛmpaya. Wetin yu go du if yu na Gɔd? Udat wetin? Di kad dɛn de na yu an - mek di yunivas. Pantap dat, Gɔd kin gɛt in yon ɛnimi dɛn. Setan ɛn ɔda Gɔd dɛn ɔl tu de kɔmpit.
  Imajin se yu de mek wan yunivas. Ɛn ɔda bɔbɔ ɔ gyal pikin sɛf kin mek wan yunivas fɔ fɛt wit yu yunivas. Dis na rili sɔntin we rili fani.
  Ɛn na ya, fɔ tru, yu nid fɔ mek yu yunivas go bifo kwik kwik wan so dat i nɔ go tɔn to bak pan tɛknikal tin dɛn.
  Ɛn na ya Setan, we na big big pɔsin we sabi bɔt wɛpɔn ɛn mashin dɛn we de pwɛl tin dɛn, kin bɛnifit wi bad bad wan.
  Gɔd mek Lusifa insɛf. Yu jos nid fo no ova du am, odasay di debul kin bi problem fo Goddess tu.
  Oleg Rybachenko jɔs gladi fɔ dis strateji. Na de yu kin gɛt ay levul fɔ Gɔd - bay we yu mek ɔda yunivas dɛn.
  No strateji nɔ de ya, bɔt di gem fɔ shot na atrakshɔn, bɔt na wan we rili rial.
  Dɛn fos Ɔleg fɔ manej so dat di mastodon nɔ go krɔs am. Di sɔd jɔs de skrach am. Dis na big big tin.
  Oleg Rybachenko se wit anɔyntmɛnt se:
  - Nat, yu nɔ go ebul fɔ giv in to tit, bɔt sledgehammer go de fɔ yu.
  Dis tɛm ya, wan sɛkɔn monsta tank bin apia. I de shot yu. Bɔt pan ɔltin chans de.
  Oleg bin siŋ:
  - Ɔlman de pik fɔ insɛf! Wan uman, wan rilijɔn, wan rod! Sav di dɛbul ɔ di prɔfɛt! Jɔs fɔ mek wi nɔ go gɛt big trɔbul!
  Kaissa bin ala wit fred se:
  - A de sɔm kayn we de fred! Dɛn kin rili fred!
  Di bɔbɔ bin de gigl ɛn siŋ se:
  - Afrika na bad bad tin, yes, yes, yes! Afrika denja! Nɔnsɛns! A go it di hipopotamus wit painiapul!
  Ɛn naw tu big big mastodon dɛn de rɔnata di bɔbɔ, we insɛf gɛt lod wit wan gyal pikin rawnd in nɛk. Bɔt Oleg nɔ kin ivin aksɛlayt bikɔs ɔf ɔlman. Shoot, jomp aut. Ɛn na di las tɛm i kin rol oba.
  Ɛn tu thug dɛn kin rɔsh. Wan big big bɔm de bɔn. Ɛn di wef dɛn de muf na di wata. Bɔbul dɛn kin bɔl ɛn bɔs. Di bɔbɔ bin ivin bɔn smɔl. Bɔt smɔl smɔl blista nɔto big tin - fɔs ɛd kit de.
  Oleg Rybachenko se:
  - Ɛn dis na di biginin fɔ di ɛnd!
  Afta dat yu fɔ grap di haypa blasta we fɔdɔm kɔmɔt na wan animal we de it animal in bɛlɛ, ɛn wan bɔnch mɔni frɔm ɔda wan.
  Di bɔbɔ de muv wit trɛnk. Ɛn i de pwɛl bɔku bɔku ɛnimi dɛn wit di ɛp we wan haypa blasta de ɛp am. Na ya, ivin wan wan fɔs fil nɔ go sev dɛn.
  Oleg, we i de smak in lip wit gladi at, se:
  - Dis na wɔ usay wi nɔ de lɔs!
  Kaissa, we bin de kɔle am, i bin ala se:
  - Wel, yu na supa-nayt!
  Oleg Rybachenko bin tɔk wit gladi at se:
  - Yu valyu di wan dɛn we bɛtɛ!
  Bɔt naw di tɔd lɛvul dɔn dɔn. Ɛn bak yu fɔ bia we dɛn de fɛt wit sɔd.
  Oleg Rybachenko de konfront ya wit wan gyal we wɛr bikini ɛn tu layt saber.
  I atak di bɔbɔ kwik kwik wan. Di bɔbɔ tek wan stɛp fɔ go bifo ɛn chuk in sɔd stret na in chɛst. Di blu strɛp de apia bak ɛn sho wan patikyula lɔs fɔ layf fɔ di titi.
  Oleg, we de smayl, se:
  - Yu smat, bɔt nɔto smat!
  Terminator Girl ansa se:
  - En yu boi tu smol en stupid!
  Afta dat i bigin fɔ sɛrkɛl ɛn atak wit ɔl di kɔntinyu we wan sayban ɔrganizm de kɔntinyu fɔ de.
  Oleg de fɛt wit am. Ɛn Kaissa de luk tru di transparent patishɔn. Di ɛnimi kin go bifo ɔ go bak. In fut dɛn de insay fayn fayn sandal dɛn. Di titi de spin ɛn twist. Tray fɔ atak, bɔt i rɔn go mit sɔd.
  Di bɔbɔ rili sabi ɛn i kin du tin kwik kwik wan. I de sho se dɛn dɔn atak am. Ɛn afta dat, i kin kɔmɔt na di layn.
  Kaissa bin notis wit sɔprayz se:
  - Finish am ɔf kwik kwik wan!
  Oleg bin notis fayn fayn wan se:
  - Na dat di gem de tok abaut, yu no fit du am di fes taim.
  Kaissa bin twit se:
  - Na gem we nɔ gɛt lɔ!
  Oleg bin muf ɛn skrach di ɛnimi fɔ ansa. Wan trayla we gɛt blɔd bin apia na di titi in bɔdi we bin tan. Di wɔman bin de ala se:
  - Yu brat go split!
  Di bɔbɔ aksɛleret kwik kwik wan ɛn chuk in ɛnimi na in bɛlɛ wit in sɔd. Ɛn mek i blɔd wit lɔs layf.
  Natasha bin stɔp fɔ rayt. Wan singl stormtrooper bin tray fɔ atak di gyal pikin dɛn. Bɔt wan deft trowe wit in bare fut, ɛn wan grenade bin bang di motoka.
  Ɔgɔstin we gɛt rɛd ia we nɔ gɛt natin, bin de swɛt:
  - Wi gɛt wanwɔd ɛn wi nɔ go ebul fɔ win!
  Jun 22, 1955 bin de kam nia. Dis na di de we di Gret Patriɔtik Wɔ bigin, we dɔn de fɔ fɔtin ia. Ɛn Wɔl Wɔ Tu bin lɔng pas dat.
  Jɔs sɔm kayn tin we de mek pɔsin fred. Wan rial dystopia.
  Natasha bin ivin siŋ, i bin de fleks in mɔsul dɛn we di san de shayn:
  - Wɔ de apin na di yunivas, we de pwɛl ɛn kil fɔ natin... Girls lɛk yɔŋ pipul dɛn - na mɛrɛsin fɔ wrinkles!
  Yɛs, dɛn na gyal pikin dɛn we dɔn de ala fɔ fɔtin ia, bɔt na do, dɛn so yɔŋ ɛn fayn. Jɔs fayn, ɛn rili fayn ɛn kɔba.
  Ɔgɔstin bin trowe wan grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, i nak di fasist na in wing ɛn siŋ se:
  - Wi go tear apart wan flay! Ɛn wi go kil di Fuhrer!
  Afta dat di gyal go laf so tranga wan.
  Ɛn Natasha tek am ɛn rayt smɔl, ɛn ol di pen wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin wit sɛns.
  Kaissa, we bin de luk di fɛt, bin tink se: pan ɔl dat, i bin mis bɔku tin. Di wɔl tide nid bɔku tin pas aw i bin nid.
  Oleg mek triplɛ wis wit in sɔd ɛn i chuk in ɛnimi bak. Dis kin mek wi mɛmba wan fɛt we dɛn bin de fɛt na wan ples usay dɛn de mek fɛns. Bɔt di bɔbɔ go bi big pɔsin. Deftly parries ɛnimi atak dɛn. Ɛn bak i kin kɔntra atak.
  Di bɔbɔ in deft blow brok di sandal, ɛn di saybanɛtik gyal tinap barefut pan wan fut.
  Oleg de atak mɔ ɛn mɔ ɛn i se:
  - Dis nɔto fɔ yu fɔ wev sɔd!
  Di bɔbɔ ad ɔltin big we ɛn ad. I de unwind ɛn panch dayagɔnal wan. Di ɛnimi de shek shek. Di gyal giv kompliment: yu no bad at ol.
  Oleg ansa dis:
  - Yɔŋ vɛks kin win ɛnitin!
  Ɛn i kɔt di titi in sɛkɔn sandal.
  Kaissa bin ala wit gladi at se:
  - Wetin na tramp! Yu "shod" am!
  Ɔleg bin tɔn in sɔd dɛn ɛn ansa se:
  - Tu tɛm tu na ɔlmost fayv!
  Ɛn i kɔntinyu fɔ atak am. Di bɔbɔ prɛs ɛn jomp. Ɛn i nak am na in ed wit in il we nɔ gɛt natin. Di sojaman bin tɔn bak bak ɛn stɛp mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Oleg bin muf di titi bak, dis tɛm wit sɔd ɛn ala se:
  - Polisman in tɔch! Torch!
  Di titi bin de yuz sayba. Ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i fil pen, pan ɔl we rɔbɔt kin fil lɛk in skin.
  Oleg bin go bifo, ɛn, we dɛn kɛr am go smɔl, i mis wan blo wit wan saber. I bin kɔt di skin wantɛm wantɛm. Di bɔbɔ bin de ala ɛn his:
  - Stil huk!
  Ɛn di bɔbɔ bin tɔn bak smɔl, ɛn i bin de splash blɔd. Di saybɔg gyal bin mek i prɛs am mɔ ɛn mɔ. Wantɛm wantɛm, Ɔlɛg bin swip, ɛn di wɔman nɔ bin balans igen, ɛn wan blo na in bak na in ed bin dɔn di wok.
  Di titi fɔdɔm, ɛn lɛf wan ol mawnten we gɛt mɔni. Ɛn frɔm ɔp, bil dɛn bin stil de fɔdɔm ɛn fɔdɔm.
  Kaissa bin ala se:
  - Salute to di hiro dɛm!
  Di bɔbɔ gɛda in de dɛn, kech di at ɛn gurgled:
  - Taim fɔ ripɛnt rich avɛst!
  Afta dat di bɔbɔ ɛn di gyal pikin go na di pantri. Na ya yu kin ɔlrɛdi bay fayn fayn wɛpɔn dɛn. Oleg bin fil lɛk rial macho, mɔ we i gɛt in nɛks badge.
  Bɔt afta dat, wan ɔlogram we gɛt Vadik in pikchɔ bin apia wantɛm wantɛm. Di bɔbɔ we bin de fred bin tɔk se:
  - Dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi de luk fɔ yu padi Kaissa! Luk, pipul go notis yu!
  Oleg bin tɔk wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - Yes, shi get difren nem and nomba hia. Although... Kam on, mek wi komot fo ya.
  Ɛn di bɔbɔ disayd fɔ prɛs: kɔmɔt na di gem.
  Ala, tɛm nɔ de fɔ rayt mɔ. Wɔ na wɔ ɛn i siriɔs.
  Natasha bin faya na di skay. Shot dɔŋ wan Jaman motoka we nɔ gɛt pɔsin, we dɛn kin kɔntrol wit redio "Rama"-7. En imbin tok:
  - Pipul go gladi.
  Zoya bin trowe wan grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin pan wan Jaman atak plen, we bin flay kɔmɔt lɛk piranha we de it bif ɛn i bin de chip:
  - Gladi at sote go!
  Ɔgɔstin bin lans di gift fɔ day bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin de his:
  - Di Soviet rijim...
  Svetlana bin trowe di tin we de bɔn bak, i nak di fasist ɛn i bin de mɔna se:
  - Di pawa na big wan!
  Bɔt di Jamani dɛn kɔmɔt... Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn bin kol smɔl.
  Natasha bin tɔk wit sɔri smayl se:
  - Tumara na Jun 22, 1955. Na jɔs fɔtin ia we dɛn bin de fɛt!
  Zoya bin tɔk wit zil se:
  - Wi dɔn strɔng ɔva di ia, bɔt wi nɔ ol atɔl!
  Ɔgɔstin we gɛt rɛd ia bin de gigl ɛn krɔs di flay we bin de mek i vɛks wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin:
  - Na tru se nɔto so! Nɔ dɔn ol! A stil de faya lɛk aw i bin de!
  Svetlana bin de gigl ɛn tɔk se:
  - Ɛn wɔ jɔs de mek gyal pikin dɛn yɔŋ bak. Lida dɛn kin kam ɛn go, bɔt di gyal pikin dɛn kin stil yɔŋ!
  Natasha bin ansa wit wan big smayl se:
  - Wi de rejuvenated by Russian Gods!
  Zoya bin gri wit dis:
  - Yes, wi Gɔd dɛn, Slavik Gɔd dɛn!
  Faya Ɔgɔstin bin siŋ se:
  - Wi de liv na wi papa in land! Lada in pikin dɛn na wɔndaful pikin dɛn! Ɛn fɔ lɔng lɔng tɛm pan ɔs we gɛt wing, Rus" in distant milenia!
  Svetlana bin gigl ɛn ansa se:
  - Wan bɛl go ring frɔm di skay - di ren go kam dɔŋ big big wan! A de rɔn go na mi pikin tɛm - di sɔm ren dɔn biɛn mi!
  Ɛn Natasha bin jɔyn am wit zil:
  - Bihain mi!
  Ɛn di sojaman dɛn bin de klap dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we dɛn kɔt kɔt. Dɛn rili ebul fɔ du dɛn kayn mirekul dɛn de. Nɔto wan pej na layf nɔ dɔn tɔn.
  Wan ol jɛnɛreshɔn we de fɛt wɔ de gro. Di wan dɛn we dɛn bɔn afta di wɔ bigin, dɔn ɔlrɛdi de fɛt na di Rɛd Ami in rank.
  Fɔ ɛgzampul, Andruka. Barefut bɔy we wɛr shɔt. Tɛtin ia ɔl togɛda, bɔt aw i de fɛt? Yɛs, na bɔbɔ we nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ bɛtɛ bɛtɛ tin fɔ du insay sɔm we dɛn we nɔ bin no di wɔl.
  Natasha bin mek sayn to Andruika. I bin de strok di payɔnia in blant ia. Luk aw i tan, lɛk chɔklɛt. Di titi gi di bɔbɔ sɔm kandy. I bin de muf wit pwɛl at se:
  - Swit na bad tin...
  Bɔt i bin stil de chew di trit. Yɛs, na wan spɛshal bɔbɔ. Natasha tek am ɛn es in an. I bin de tik di payɔnia in fut we rɔf ɛn we gɛt dɔti. Dɔn fɔ ansa am, i bigin fɔ tikl Natasha in bare sole. I fayn we bɔbɔ in an tɔch yu.
  Natasha bin notis se:
  - Yu de grow up Andreyka! If yu liv tu-tri ia mɔ, a go tich yu.
  Di bɔbɔ bin sɔprayz se:
  -Wetin?
  Natasha bin de gigl se:
  - Aw fɔ mek lɔv!
  Andreika bin snor wit disgres se:
  - A don si dis oredi!
  Natasha shek in ed:
  - Wetin yu si na animal dɛn we de mared. Ɛn a go tich una fayn fayn wan ɛn rili fayn!
  
  
  
  
  
  
  IF JAPAN GO ATAK INSAY '41
  . I bin tɔk bɔt ɔda we aw di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ bin de du. In jɔnal, wan tin we bin rili pɔsibul bin apin: di Japan pipul dɛn bin opin wan frɔnt na di Fa Is. Di divishɔn dɛn we bin rɛdi fɔ fɛt pas ɔl na di Rɛd Ami bin gɛt prɔblɛm dɛn bikɔs dɛn bin de fɛt wit di samurai dɛn. Pantap dat, di Soviet jenɛral dɛn bin ivin ebul fɔ ripit sɔntin lɛk Khalkhin Gol, jɔs pan wan we we bin rili big.
  Bɔt pan ɔl we di Jepan sojaman dɛn bin win bad bad wan, di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin win, ɛn dɛn bin tek bɔku mɔni. Bɔku pan di tank dɛn ɛn wan impɔtant pat pan di plen dɛn bin kɔmɔt, ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ di Pasifik Flit pwɛl kpatakpata. Stalin, bikɔs i bin gladi tumɔs insay di fɔs de ɛn wiks dɛn we di wɔ bin de, i bin nid fɔ du sɔntin we nɔ nid fɔ du. Na tru se di Japan pipul dɛn we bin strɔng ɛn we bin gɛt bɔku ɛkspiriɛns fɔ fɛt na si, bin ebul fɔ du bɔku tin dɛn, ɛn sɔm pan dɛn bin de kɔmpɛns di tin dɛn we dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ fɛt na land.
  Na di Wɛstinian frɔnt, tin bin, fɔ tru, wɔs pas di rial tin. Na tru se Hitler bin tɔn in sojaman dɛn bak to di sawt, bɔt di ɔfens nia Yelnya, bikɔs ɔf di tru tin se bɔku bɔku yunit dɛn ɛn plen dɛn we bin rɛdi fɔ fɛt ɛn plen dɛn bin tek pat pan am, bin kɔmɔt kwik kwik wan.
  Jɛnɛral wan, di dominans we Jamani avieshɔn bin gɛt na di ays bin ivin impɔtant pas di rial. Klosap af pan di Soviet plen dɛn bin go na di Fa Istan Frɔnt, usay Jepan bin wik smɔl na di ays pas di Luftwaffe. Apat frɔm dat, di Ziro fɛt-fɛt bin tɔn to di layt ɛn manejmɛnt fɛt-fɛt na di wɔl, ɛn di Sɔviɛt, ebi ebi MIG dɛn we bin de duɛl wit am bin giv-ɔp wit op, ɛn ɔda rɛd fɛtman dɛn nɔ bin luk bɛtɛ bɛtɛ.
  Fɔ tɔk smɔl, insay dis stori, di Jamani dɛn bin ebul fɔ rawnd Mɔsko we Ɔktoba dɔn ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ tek Mɔsko di biginin fɔ Novɛmba.
  Stalin bin spɛn sɔm tɛm wit in kɔmpin dɛn na Kuibyshev. Bɔt di we aw di wɔ bin de go nɔ bin fayn. Na tru se di Jamani dɛn bin stɔp dɛn fɔ go bifo fɔ di kol sizin ɛn dɛn bin tek di say dɛn we dɛn bin de fɛt fɔ dɛnsɛf. Aktiviti in hostilities muv to di Mediterranean sekta. Rommel, we dɛn bin prɛs gud gud wan insay di midul pat na Novɛmba, bin gɛt ɔda riinfɔsmɛnt frɔm Jamani, ɛn dɛn pul pat pan di Jamani avieshɔn kɔmɔt na di ist frɔnt.
  Afta we Mɔsko bin fɔdɔm, pipul dɛn we bin de kɔmɔt na di Rɛd Ami bin bɔku. Bɔku pipul dɛn we bin de wok fɔ di ami bin lɛf di ami ɛn sɔrɛnda bɔku bɔku wan. Stalin nɔ bin ebul fɔ gɛda fɔs fɔ wan big big kɔntra-ɔfensiv. Di Chechen pipul dɛn bin tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt, ɛn aktif resistans to mobilizayshɔn bin divɛlɔp bak na Sɛntral Eshia. Di Basmachi dɛn bin bigin fɔ du mɔ.
  Na di ɛnd ɔf Fɛbwari nɔmɔ i pɔsibul fɔ gɛda trɛnk ɛn bigin fɔ go bifo na di sɛnta. Bay dis tɛm, di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi ebul fɔ win di British dɛn na Libya, Rommel bin gɛt lɛk fayv nyu divishɔn dɛn frɔm Frans fɔ ɛp, ɛn i bin kech Tolbuk. So Briten bin si insɛf na say we di pipul dɛn we bin de agens di wɔ bin dɔn bɔku bad bad wan. Frans bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi fɛt wɔ agens in neba we nɔ bin de biɛn am. Jaman avieshɔn, we bin de tek advantej pan in kwalitatif supiriɔriti, bin de domin di ay.
  Stalin bin ɔndastand se di wangren chans we i gɛt na fɔ tek Mɔsko bak bifo Briten dɔn lɛf di wɔ.
  Fɔs, di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin ebul fɔ du sɔm tin dɛn ɛn dɛn bin go insay di ɛnimi dɛn difens dɛn. Bɔt afta dat, Jɛnɛral Vlasov chenj ɛn gi in sɛkɔn shɔk ami to di Fritz. Bɔku ɔda kɔmanda dɛn bin chenj, ɛn di fɛt-fɛt bin ambɔg kpatakpata.
  Ɛn Mainstein bin ebul fɔ gɛt big taktik sakrifays bay we i win di Soviet sojaman dɛn na di Kerch brij ed.
  Insay Mach, di Jamani dɛn bin ebul fɔ pas di British pozishɔn dɛn nia Ɛl Aman ɛn tek Kairo we dɛn bin de muf. Ɛn insay Epril, di Suez Kanal bin kam ɔnda dɛn kɔntrol. Insay Me, Sɛvastopol bin fɔdɔm, Lɛningrad bin giv-ɔp, dɛn bin rawnd am kpatakpata, ɛn di Jaman kɔmand bin rɛdi fɔ fɛt. Bɔt di Soviet kɔmand bin slap fɔs nia Kharkov... Ala, lɛk insay rial istri, di Rɛd Ami bin gɛt fɔ win bad bad wan.
  Di tin bin wɔs bikɔs di Japan pipul dɛn, we bin dɔn ful-ɔp dɛn sojaman dɛn wit pipul dɛn ɛn kɔpi di Soviet T-34 tank, dɛnsɛf bin bigin fɔ fɛt. Ɛn di Nazi dɛn bin muf go na di Kɔkas, ɛn dɛn bin de tray fɔ gɛt ɔyl fɔ dɛnsɛf.
  Di balans we di pawa dɛn bin balans bin tɔn to bad bad wan pas aw i bin de insay rial istri. So di Jamani dɛn bin rich na Stalingrad bɔku tɛm ɛn dɛn bin atak di siti frɔm bɔku say dɛn. Bɔt pan ɔl dat, di fɛt bin kɔntinyu fɔ pas wan mɔnt. I pɔsibul se Stalingrad bin fɔ dɔn de fɔ lɔng tɛm, bɔt Turkey bin go insay di wɔ bak na di sayd we di Third Reich bin de, so di Kɔkashian ɛn Transkɔkashian frɔnt dɛn bin tek ɔl di rizɔv dɛn we bin de. Ɛn di Japan pipul dɛn bin ebul fɔ gɛt bɔku taktik sakrifays dɛn.
  We Stalin bin no se in sityueshɔn nɔ gɛt op, i bin gi pis to di Fuhrer. Fɔ tɔk mɔ, ivin kapituleshɔn. Di kɔndishɔn dɛn bin tɔn to tranga wan. Di Jamani dɛn bin go bak na Mɔsko ɛn di Mɔsko rijɔn, bɔt dɛn bin kip Leningrad, Kaleria, Yukren, di Baltik stet dɛn, di wan ol Kɔkas wit ɔyl, di Dɔn land dɛn, di Vɔlga dɛlta wit Astrakhan ɛn Stalingrad.
  Apat frɔm dat, dɛn bin fos Stalin fɔ pe bɔku bɔku ripareshɔn, fɔ gi fri raw matirial frɔm Sayberia, ɛn bak fɔ transfa wan impɔtant pat pan di industrial ikwipmɛnt, ɛn ɔlmost ɔl di ebi ebi wɛpɔn dɛn, ɛn bak di sojaman ɛn biznɛsman dɛn to di Wehrmacht.
  Di onli tin na dat Japan, we nɔ bin ajɔst bɔku sakrifays pan in sɛktɔ na di frɔnt, bin lɔs ɔl di nɔt pat na Sakhalin, Mɔngolia ɛn wan smɔl pat na Primorye. Bɔt na bin rial sɔrɛnda. I nɔ mata wetin di Soviet prɔpagandist dɛn tɔk leta bɔt di tru tin se dɛn bin ebul fɔ kip di Soviet stet bay we dɛn fɛt agens wan big big kɔlishin ɛn di Rɛd Ami sho di big big maynd, bɔt... Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ ɛras di wɔd dɛn frɔm di siŋ - dis na wan tɔtal dɛf ɛn lɔs pan di teritɔri we af bin liv pan bifo di wɔ pipul dɛn na di USSR.
  Bɔt, di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ nɔ bin dɔn de. Pan ɔl we Churchill bin gi pis to Hitler, di Fuhrer bin tɔk smɔl se: i dɔn tu let fɔ drink Borjomi!
  I tan lɛk se di tin we dɛn tɔk bɔt na dat Hitlɛr nɔ bin de drink ɛnitin we strɔng pas minral wata, ɛn Chɔchil bin lɛk fɔ drink kɔnyak.
  Fɔs, di Tɔd Rayk bin wok fayn. Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin kech di Midul Is ɛn bigin fɔ go bifo ɔlsay na Afrika... Ɛn Jepan bin atak Amɛrika na Pɛru Aba. Ironically, na Disɛmba 7 bak, na dis tɛm nɔmɔ nɔto 1941, bɔt na 1942. Ɛn na ya di samurai dɛn bin gɛt sakrifays fɔs. Na insay Jun 1943 nɔmɔ dɛn bin win bad bad wan na Midway.
  Ɛn di Jamani dɛn, in jɔnal, bin rili saksesful fɔ swɛla Afrika.
  Insay di USSR, afta dɛn dɔn sɔrɛnda, i nɔ tu te, dɛn bin pul di gɔvmɛnt. Dɛn bin pul Stalin kɔmɔt na pawa, i mek wan skɛpgɔt, ɛn wit am Beria. Di tandem bin sheb pawa bitwin dɛnsɛf: Voznesensky ɛn Zhukov. Insay Sɛntral Eshia, we dɛn bin de yuz di karɔt ɛn stik we dɛn bin de yuz, i bin stil pɔsibul fɔ stɔp di Basmachi muvmɛnt ɛn fɔ sɔm tɛm we dɛn bin de mek tin nɔ chenj na di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn.
  Di kɔntri bin de mɛn in wund dɛn, dɛn bin de mek nyu tank ami dɛn ɛn ɛya fɔs dɛn.
  Insay di Third Reich, teknɔlɔji bin de divɛlɔp bak, bɔt pan di wok we dɛn bin de du fɔ bil tank dɛn, di big big pipul dɛn we bin de na di wɔl bin kɛr Hitlɛr go pasmak. Di Tayga tank bin we fifti sɛvin tan, di Panta bin wet fɔti-fo ɛn af. Ɛn di Lev tank, we insay ɔda istri pan ɔl dat, i bin go insay mas prodakshɔn, pul ɔl di naynti tan dɛn. We i kam pan dis, dɛn kin tek am se fɔ mek wan "Maus" we we 188 tan, as di ayt we pɔsin kin kray. If nɔto fɔ di apinɛns fɔ di "Rat" we we 2000 tan, ɛn di "Mɔnsta" we we 4000 tan.
  Ɛn udat nid dɛn kayn monsta dɛn de, ɛn aw fɔ praktis fɔ yuz dɛn na tin we de pan tɛn pat. Laki se di fasist dɛn naw gɛt bɔku slev dɛn ɛn bɔku tin dɛn we dɛn gɛt, ɛn dɛn kin ebul fɔ pe fɔ dɛn kayn ɛkspiriɛns dɛn de.
  Di prodakshɔn fɔ si bot, sabmarin, fɛt ship ɛn ayrakt kyaria dɛn bak bin bɔku. Hitler bin want fɔ mek USA ɛn Briten de na land. Bɔt fɔ tru dis bin mek di grɔn fɔs dɛn bin de biɛn smɔl pan divɛlɔpmɛnt.
  Insay Me 1944, di Jamani dɛn bin tray fɔ land na Briten. Bɔt wit di ɛp we di Amɛrikan dɛn bin ɛp dɛn, di British dɛn bin pul di atak, ɛn, we dɛn bin dɔn was di blɔd bɔku bɔku wan, di Fuhrer we bin vɛks bad bad wan bin aks fɔ se:
  - Destroy dis ailant frɔm di fes na di wɔl yuz Dr. Brown in balistik mishɔl dɛm!
  Naw di prodakshɔn fɔ V-2 mishɔl dɛn dɔn gɛt prayoritɛd pas ɔda program dɛn. Dis, na tru, bin mek prɔblɛm fɔ di British, bɔt i bin mek di divɛlɔpmɛnt fɔ jet avieshɔn slo.
  Apat frɔm dat, ɛni balistik mishɔl bin de kɔst lɛk tri nyu Panthers, bɔt i bin de kɛr et ɔndrɛd kilogram tin dɛn we de bɔn.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin faya V-1 ɛn V-2 mishɔl dɛn na Lɔndɔn. Di fɔs wan dɛn bin shɔt tɛn tɛm, bɔt di British ɛn Amɛrikan dɛn bin fɛn fayn fayn we dɛn fɔ fɛt dɛn, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ rɔnawe pan von Braun in balistik mishɔl dɛn. I nɔ bin ivin pɔsibul fɔ wɔn bɔt aw dɛn luk.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn put prɛshɔn pan di British, dɛn tek Afrika, fɛt na si ɛn land wit Amɛrika. We 1945 bigin, di ME-262 bin bi prodakshɔn motoka, we nɔ gɛt wan dawt se i bin rili bɛtɛ pas di Alay fɛt plen dɛn pan spid ɛn wɛpɔn dɛn. Jet plen dɛn bin bɛtɛ pas dɛn kɔmpin dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz prɔpala fɔ drayv, bikɔs dɛn bin de go ɔp kwik kwik wan. Di AR-183 dɔn bi bak wan ful-rɛdi fɔ fɛt ɛn ful-ful jet fɛt plen.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin mek sabmarin dɛn bak we dɛn bin de yuz haydrojɛn pɔroksayd ɛn smɔl smɔl sabmarin dɛn. Bɔt sɔntɛm di wan dɛn we bin prɔmis pas ɔl na di plen dɛn we tan lɛk disk. Dɛn gi di Krauts chans fɔ kɔmplit ɛya suprimi. Na tru se di tɛst dɛn we dɛn dɔn du fɔ fɛt wɔ dɔn sho se pan ɔl we di motoka insɛf de flay fayn fayn wan, i tu dia ɛn i nɔ izi fɔ mek smɔl faya kech am.
  Insay di USSR, pan ɔl we dɛn bin de tray tranga wan fɔ fɛt, i bin pɔsibul fɔ mek nyu tank kɔp dɛn. Fɔs, di T-34-85 bin bi di men tank we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin de yuz, bɔt afta dat, dɛn bin tek di T-44 in ples. Di las motoka bin gɛt wan nyu layout we rili mek am pɔsibul fɔ ridyus di ayt ɛn mek di klos strɔng ɛn nɔ mek di stɛl ɔs in wet go ɔp.
  Di T-44, we bin we 32 tan, bin gɛt wan frɔntal hul armɔ we na 100 mm, wan tɔrɛt we na 120 mm, ɛn sayd dɛn we gɛt 90 mm. So, di rizulyt na bin wan motoka we nɔ gɛt bɔku wet, we bɛtɛ pan fɛt kwaliti dɛn pas di "Panthers" we ebi.
  Bikɔs di wɔ bin shift to di si, di divɛlɔpmɛnt fɔ bil tank dɛn na di Tɔd Rayk bin delay smɔl. Di Jaman tank dɛn bin stil de yuz wan layout we nɔ de igen: transmishɔn na di frɔnt, fɛt kɔmpawtmɛnt na di midul, injin na di bak. Ɛn dis na ɔl tu di ayt we pasmak ɛn di wet we pasmak. Apat frɔm di "Lion", "Mause", "Tiger", "Panther", na di "Mammoth" tank nɔmɔ bin apia. Na motoka bak we fiba di Maus, bot i layt likli en wit sloping sait armor - stil na rather big 140 tons. Na tru se Jamani tank dɛn gɛt fayn fayn tin dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ si tin dɛn ɛn dɛn kin si tin dɛn na nɛt.
  Di nyu jɛnɛreshɔn tank dɛn na di "E" siriɔs nɔ ɛva go bifo protɔtayp dɛn.
  Jɛnɛral wan, Soviet armored motoka dɛn go bɛtɛ pan prɛktikal tɛm, ɛn di impɔtant tin na dat, bɔku Soviet tank dɛn de pas Jamani wan dɛn.
  Jet avieshɔn rili nɔ gɛt ikwal ɛnimi, bɔt di USSR de dɔn wit tɛm. Roosevelt don dai en Truman de trai fo komot fo di war. If di British mɛtropɔlis fɔdɔm, dat min se Amɛrika sɛf nɔ go fɛt. Bɔt yu nɔ go ebul fɔ dil wit dis monsta wan pan wan.
  Ɛn na di say dɛn we di Nazi dɛn bin de, wan gɔli wɔ de apin wit pawa we de bɔku ɔltɛm.
  Na Novɛmba 7, 1945, di Rɛd Ami bin bigin fɔ fɛt ɔl di layn dɛn na di ist pat. Na so wan nyu fridɔm kampen bigin. Ɛn wi bin ebul fɔ gɛt kɔmplit, taktik sɔprayz.
  Di pipul dɛn we bin de na di eria bin gladi fɔ wɛlkɔm di wan dɛn we bin fri, ɛn di wan dɛn we bin de sɔpɔt di pati bin bigin fɔ du mɔ pan ɔltin. Bɔku bɔku Jaman tren dɛn bin de flay dɔŋ di mawnten, di grɔn bin de bɔn ɔnda di pipul dɛn we bin kam fɔ atak dɛn.
  Insay di fɔs dez, di Soviet sojaman dɛn fri Rzhev, Kalinin, Vyazma, Voronezh, ɛn kɔt di ɛnimi dɛn Stalingrad grup. Insay di fɛt dɛn i bin klia se di Panta nɔ bin bɛtɛ pan kɔwnta fɛt, ɛn mɔ pan in sayd klos. "Tigers", we dɛn bin de prodyuz bɔku pan dɛn bak, dɛnsɛf nɔ rili mobayl. Na "Tiger"-2 ɛn "Lev" nɔmɔ bɛtɛ pas Soviet tank dɛn we dɛn de kɔnfrɔnt, bɔt dɛn nɔ bɛtɛ pan mobiliti ɛn fɛt na shɔt distans.
  Na tru se di 85mm Soviet gɔn nɔ strɔng. fכ egzampl, "Maus" εn "Mammoth", i nכ kin ivin go insay di sayd. Bɔt yu kin brok di trak dɛn ɛn mek di ɛnimi nɔ ebul fɔ muv. Na tru se Mouse"s rollers rili wayd ɛn dɛn kin te.
  Insay di ays tin kin rili wɔs. Apat frɔm di ME-262, di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn gɛt ɔl tu di ME-1010 ɛn TA-183. Di las motoka bin tɔn to mɔ prɛktikal pas di we aw Mɛsɛshmit bin tink, ɛn i bin gɛt swip wing dɛn we dɛn kin ajɔst.
  Apat frɔm dat, Yu-287 dɛn dɔn bigin fɔ kam insay smɔl smɔl grup dɛn wit dɛn yon wayl spid. Di plen we dɛn de yuz prɔpala, bɔt we gɛt spid we na 700 kilomita na in ed, we nem Yu-488, insɛf bin tek pat pan di bɔm we dɛn bin bɔm Mɔsko. Na LA-7 nɔmɔ bin gɛt chans fɔ kech dis kayn motoka.
  Yɛs, di Jamani dɛn strɔng pasmak na di ays. Dɛn mɔs saksesful as, Huffman, dɔn ɔlrɛdi skor pas fɔ ɔndrɛd motoka ɛn i dɔn gɛt di golden ɔk lif fɔ di Knight"s Cross.
  Insay di Smolensk eria, di Rɛd Ami bin mit big big fasist rizɔv dɛn we dɛn bin transfa frɔm di Wɛst. Bɔku bɔku fɔrina ɛn kɔlonial sojaman dɛn bin tek pat pan di fɛt dɛn. Di we aw dɛn bin ebul fɔ fɛt nɔ bin bɔku pas di wan dɛn na Jamani ɛn Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn, bɔt dɛn bin tray fɔ tek am wit bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn.
  Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin de fɛt bad bad wan na di sɛntral say. Laki se ebi ebi sno bin fɔdɔm ɛn frɔst bin kam, ɛn dis bin mek di blak ɛn Arab yunit dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ waka, ɛn di Jaman motoka dɛn we bin gɛt wɛpɔn we bin ebi pasmak. Dis bin mek di Rɛd Ami bin ebul fɔ mek wan kɔl na di Smɔlensk rijɔn. I pas etiti motley Wehrmacht divishɔn dɛn we dɛn bin de rawnd.
  Di Soviet yunit dɛn bak bin go bifo fayn fayn wan na ɔda say dɛn. Na mɔtalman, we Janwari dɔn, dɛn bin kɔt di Kɔkashian frɔnt kpatakpata. Di sakses dɛm we di Rɛd Ami bin gɛt bin izi bak bay di aktif akshɔn dɛm we di patizan dɛm bin de du.
  Fɔ ɛgzampul, we dɛn bin de fɛt kwik kwik wan, dɛn bin kech Rɔstɔv-ɔn-Dɔn insay Fɛbwari 3, 1946.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ trit te Mach dɔn, dɛn rich wan layn na di sɛnt to di Dnieper, na di sawt to di Kharkov, ɛn to Voroshilovgrad. Ɛn Transkɔkasia bin rich na Azaybayjan, kam nia Baku, ɛn di sem tɛm i fri Tibilisi. Na di nɔt, di Rɛd Ami bin go bifo fɔ go na Lɛningrad, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ tek di siti insɛf we gɛt wɔl dɛn fayn fayn wan.
  Bɔt insay Epril, stebilizayshɔn bin apin na di frɔnt dɛn. Di Jamani dɛn ɛn dɛn sataylayt dɛn bin briŋ nyu ami dɛn fɔ kam na di fɛt, ɛn di wɛda bin chenj fɔ mek di wɛda wam.
  Insay dis sityueshɔn, di Soviet kɔmand bin lɛf di taktik fɔ atak pan wan brayt frɔnt, ɛn abop pan shɔt, kɔnsɛntret atak dɛn na difrɛn ples dɛn. Dat min se, dɛn bigin fɔ du wetin dɛn du insay rial istri, jɔs wit mɔ kɔmpɛtɛnshɔn ɛn wit smɔl pipul dɛn we dɛn dɔn du bad to.
  Di sakses fɔ di ɔfens bin izi bak bikɔs Hitler in kɔntraprɔdaktiv intavɛnshɔn insay di prɔses fɔ kɔmand ɛn kɔntrol. Di Fuhrer we bin gɛt di posɛs bin de aks fɔ mek dɛn kɔnsɛntret di sojaman dɛn na di frɔnt layn fɔ difɛns, we bin mek dɛn lɔs bɔku bɔku tin dɛn as a rizulta fɔ di atilari bɔm dɛn, ɛn mek am pɔsibul fɔ divɛlɔp wan ɔfens kwik kwik wan if dɛn go insay di opareshɔnal spɛs.
  Bɔt na ya di fɔs ɔfens na di Sukhumi rijɔn, dɛn fri di siti na di ɛnd ɔf May. Dɔn di blow kam insay Jun insay di Petrozavodsk dairekshɔn - di win we di Jamani ɛn Finland dɛn win.
  Insay Julay, di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin fri Kharkov ɛn bɔku pan di pipul dɛn na Donbass. Ɛn insay Ɔgɔst, dɛn drɛb di Jamani dɛn kɔmɔt na Gɔmɛl ɛn Mozi, dɛn fri Pɔlisi, dɛn rich na di Sluch Riva ɛn krɔs di Berezina.
  Insay Sɛptɛmba, di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin kam nia di Dnieper we bin de na di Yukren frɔnt. Ɛn insay Ɔktoba, Novɛmba 1946, dɛn bin krɔs di Dnieper, ɛn dɛn fri Kiev. Disɛmba bin pas wit big big fɛt, bɔt di Rɛd Ami bin ebul fɔ tek Minsk bak. Ɛn insay Janwari 1947, dɛn fri Lɛningrad. Naw dɛn bin de bit di Jamani dɛn ɛn dɛn sataylayt dɛn ɔlsay.
  Na di Fa Is, na jɔs di Japan pipul dɛn dɔn de shot. Di samurai dɛn bin rili want fɔ brok Amɛrika, ɛn na dat mek dɛn bin de biev pasmak to di Rɛd Ami.
  Bɔt we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn sojaman dɛn rich na di Neman Riva insay Fɛbwari, ɛn insay Mach, we dɛn fri Rayt Bank Yukren to di Bɔg, di sojaman dɛn na di Land of the Rising Sun bin go fɔ wan disisiv ɔfensiv.
  Bay dis tɛm, di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn fainali lanch wan nyu jɛnɛreshɔn tank dɛn we di "E" siriɔs wit wan mɔ dense layout ɛn lɔw silhouettes.
  Bɔt di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin tek di T-54 bak, we ebul fɔ du bɔku tin. En along wit dem di hevi Zh-4, tu wit nyu layout.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin stil gɛt di Baltik stet dɛn ɛn wan pat pan Karelia. Pan ɔl we, insay jɔnaral, dɛn bin fri klos to di wan ol eria na di USSR, ivin Aminia ɛn Azaybayjan. Insay Me 1947, Amɛrika, we bin mek di wɔl nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ pawa, i bin yuz atɔmik bɔm fɔ fɛt Jepan. So, fɔ trɛtin di samuray se dɛn go pɔnish dɛn na ɛvin ɛn dɛn go gi dɛn nyu Amagɛdɔn.
  Ɛn fɔ tru, nɔto di Land nɔmɔ we di San we De Rayt de, bɔt di USSR bak.
  Insay Me 25 ɛn 30, tu atɔmik bɔm dɛn bin fɔdɔm na Hiroshima ɛn Nagasaki. Bɔt Jepan bin jɔs stɔp di fɛt agens di USSR, ɛn dɛn nɔ bin mek pis wit wan smɔl. Insay Jun, di Rɛd Ami bin kɔt di fasist grup dɛn we bin de na di Baltik stet dɛn. Ɛn insay Julay ɛn Ɔgɔst, afta we i bin dɔn fɛt wit blɔd ɛn we bin de mek i fred, i bin kam nia di Vistula.
  Sɛptɛmba bin pas insay fɛt-fɛt dɛn na di eria we Romɛnia ɛn Ɔŋgaria bin de, dɔn Ɔktoba bin pas, dɔn Novɛmba bin pas. Wan fɛt-fɛt bin bigin na Yugoslavia, ɛn di Jamani dɛn bin win na Nɔwe. Ɛn di Amɛrika pipul dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi drɔp ilevin nyuklia wɔhɛd dɛn na Jepan.
  Janwari 1948 bin tɔn to wan mɔnt we blɔd bin bɔku, bɔt i bin gɛt sakrifays fɔ di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn. Di ol Fuhrer, we bin de kɔnt pan di supiriɔriti fɔ di nyu E-70 tank, bin ɔda fɔ go pan di ɔfɛnsif. Wi fɔ no se pan ɔl we dɛn yuz wan klas layout: injin ɛn transmishɔn togɛda, ɛn wet we na sɛvinti tan, di motoka in klos lɛvɛl nɔ bin du fɔ am.
  Di men rizin bin de na di tu pawaful 128-mm amunishɔn lod we di gɔn bin gɛt ɛn di bɔku bɔku amunishɔn fɔ am. Bikɔs ɔf dis, ivin we wi tek tɛm tink bɔt di layout we bin densa, di tank bin gɛt klos we dɛn kin kɔmpia to di "Royal Tiger", ɛn na di frɔnt pat pan di tɔrɛt nɔmɔ bin tɔn aut fɔ bi 200 mm tik. Bɔt di we aw di motoka de drayv, bikɔs ɔf di 1200 ɔspawɛl injin, rili satisfay, i nɔ wɔs pas di Soviet T-54. Bɔt dɛn kin mek di Soviet motoka bɔku bɔku wan, ɛn di Jamani wan, bikɔs i gɛt ɔlmost dɛbul ɔvalod, dɛn kin mek am pan smɔl smɔl tin dɛn.
  Apat frɔm dat, di Fuhrer we bin gɛt posɛs nɔ bin want fɔ stɔp fɔ prodyuz di bad bad Maus tank, ɛn di Mammoth we bin bɛtɛ smɔl.
  Bɔt pan ɔl dat, di wan ol Janwari ɛn Fɛbwari bin pas insay di fɛt dɛn we bin rili tranga. Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn bin rich na di Ɔda ɛn kɔt Is Prɔshia frɔm di men pat na Nazi Jamani.
  Insay Mach, bad bad fɛt dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt Ɔŋgaria. Dɛn bin kɔntinyu te Epril dɔn ɛn dɛn bin dɔn we dɛn fri Budapest. Ɛn we Me bin dɔn, di fridɔm fɔ fri Is Prɔshia bin jɔs dɔn. Pan ɔl we sɔm smɔl tɔŋ dɛn ɛn Koenigsberg bin kɔntinyu fɔ de te to midul Julay. Insay Jun 22, 1948, di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin dɔn fɔ rawnd Vienna.
  Wit di asɔlt pan di difensiv layn we gɛt pawa pas ɔl: Berlin, di Soviet kɔmand nɔ bin drawn. We Julay dɔn, dɛn bin dɔn drɛb di Jamani dɛn kɔmɔt na di Bolkans ɛn di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn bin go insay di Alps ɛn di Venetian rijɔn na Itali. Ɛn di Alay dɛn bin dɔn de pan denja fɔ land na Frans. Na tru se i nɔ bin kɔmɔt fayn. Di Fritz, wit di ɛp we di pipul dɛn we bin de luk fɔ pipul dɛn bin de ɛp dɛn, bin kɔl di de we dɛn fɔ land bifo tɛm ɛn pul di rizɔv dɛn. Apat frɔm dat, di Krauts bin stil gɛt kwalitatif advantej na di ays. Dɛn bin gɛt wan mɔ advans ME-362 wit swip wing ɛn fayv 30-mm ɛya kanɔn, ɛn di HE-262 we dɛn kin manej pas ɔl na di wɔl. Dɛn tu motoka dɛn ya bin de spid 1100-1200 kilomita pan awa, ɛn ivin di MIG-15 ɛn di Amɛrikan F-4 we bin de kam bifo nɔ bin ebul fɔ kɔmpit wit dɛn pan ikwal tɛm.
  Bɔt insay tank dɛn, di wan dɛn we de mek di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin ebul fɔ put wan siriɔs kɔmpitishɔn bifo we na di fɔm fɔ di ZhV-7. Di motoka gɛt 130mm lɔng-barɛl kanɔn, ɛn in frɔntal klos ebul fɔ bia wit atak frɔm 128mm Jamani motoka.
  "Maus", we di possessed Fuhrer bin so proud of, bin de outdated kwik kwik wan en bin don de giv in to di Soviet mashin.
  Na tru se di Jamani pipul dɛn bin gɛt "Lion" - 4 ɔ "Royal Lion" wit 210 mm gɔn ɛn tri ɔndrɛd mm frɔntal klos. Bɔt dis mashin bin we pas wan ɔndrɛd tan ɛn i nɔ bin rili izi fɔ kɛr go.
  Na tru se insay Ɔgɔst 1948, di Jamani pipul dɛn bin tɛst di las mɔdel fɔ tank we tan lɛk piramid. Bɔt dis mashin, we di fɔs piramid shep bin de gi wan rɛshɔnal angul fɔ inklin frɔm ɔl di angul dɛn, bin tan lɛk se i tu let.
  Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin atak Prag insay di ɛnd insay Julay ɛn di biginin fɔ Ɔgɔst. Na Ɔgɔst 27 nɔmɔ dɛn bin fri di siti frɔm di Nazi dɛn, so dɛn bin tɔn di kapital siti na di Chɛk Ripɔblik to wan fɔt we nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ win. Afta dat wan big ɔfens agens Hamburg bigin insay Sɛptɛmba.
  Di plan bin se dɛn fɔ dip baypas pan Jamani in men difensiv layn na Bɛlin. Hamburg bin fɔdɔm Ɔktoba 8, ɛn we di mɔnt dɔn, di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin kam insay di Ruhr rijɔn. Di fasist pawa bin de liv aut naw wit pen, di lef-lef fɔ di tɛm we istri bin gi. Bɔt Jepan, bikɔs dɛn bin de atak nyuklia atak dɛn, we dɛn bin gɛt lɛk tati tu atak dɛn insay 1948, nɔ bin stil de go fɔ giv-ɔp ɔ giv-ɔp insay sɔm we we gɛt mɔ rɛspɛkt.
  Insay Novɛmba, di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin fri di Ruhr, ɛn insay di midul pat na Disɛmba, we dɛn bin de muf along di Rayn, dɛn bin rich na di nɔt pat na di si, ɛn leta dɛn bin dɔn fɔ rawnd Bɛlin. Insay Itali, sojaman dɛn bin tek di gɔvmɛnt we bin pul Mussolini, ɛn na Frans, wan rivɔlɔshɔn bin apin. Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin de agens fɔ sɔm tɛm insay Janwari 1949 na Bɛljiɔm, Ɔland ɛn Denmak. Bɔt we Fɛbwari dɔn, na di smɔl brij we de na Bɛlin nɔmɔ nɔbɔdi nɔ bin de de.
  Na Mach 15, 1949, di las fɛt-fɛt ɔpreshɔn na Yurop bin bigin. Nɔto di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn nɔmɔ, bɔt Amɛrika, British, Frɛnch, Polish ɛn ɔda sojaman dɛn bin tek pat pan di atak we dɛn bin atak Bɛlin. Wan big big ɔfens bin kɔmɔt ɔlsay. Na Mach 31, Hitlɛr bin kil insɛf, ɛn Epril 2, di wan dɛn we lɛf na di sojaman dɛn na Bɛlin bin giv-ɔp.
  Di wɔ na Yurop bin dɔn, bɔt Jepan bin stil trangayes fɔ bia di bad bad tin dɛn we dɛn bin de bit am.
  Insay Jun, di Rɛd Ami bin go fɛt na di Fa Is. Di fɛt bin tek jɔs pas wan mɔnt ɛn dɛn bin dɔn wit di fɛt we di Japan pipul dɛn bin win ɔl. Na Ɔgɔst 9, di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ bin dɔn...
  
  
  JAPAN OPIN WAN FRONT AGƐNST DI USSR
  Lɛ wi se dis na jɛnɛral kwik pɔsibul vɛshɔn fɔ di istri bɔt AI. Pan ɔl we di Amɛrikan dɛn bin win dɛn, Jepan bin stil disayd fɔ opin sɛkɔn frɔnt agens di USSR insay Jun 1943 fɔ mek dɛn nɔ win Nazi Jamani. Ɔndastand se insay dis kes dɛn go krɔs.
  So, fɔ wɔ wit USA, yu nɔ nid tumɔs infantri, ɛn di pipul dɛn na Jepan we nɔ gɛt kɔloni na wan ɔndrɛd milyɔn pipul dɛn;fɔ skrap togɛda sɔm milyɔn fɔ sɛkɔn frɔnt na rial tin.
  Infakt, fɔ fɛt wɔ wit Amɛrika nid fɔ gɛt plen ɛn nevi, ɛn di tin dɛn we Jepan ebul fɔ du pan mɔni biznɛs nɔ go du fɔ dɛn. Bɔt naf leba de bɔku, ɔmɔs Chaynish pipul dɛn kin put fɔ wok pan di mashin dɛn. So di Japan pipul dɛn kin opin sɛkɔn frɔnt agens Rɔshia we nɔ gɛt bɔku damej to dɛnsɛf. Ɛn wi rili nid fɔ ɛp Jamani! So di samurai dɛn bin let. If dɛn win di Third Reich, den natin nɔ go sev Japan.
  Ilɛksɛf i bi, di sojaman dɛn we de waka na fut ɛn di layt tank dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt. Di Japan pipul dɛn nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ tin dɛn fɔ du, bɔt di sojaman dɛn tren gud gud wan, dɛn gɛt maynd, ɛn dɛn lɛk fɔ du bad. Ɛn dɛn kin go fɛt wɔ. Di fɛt dɛn bin tɔn to blɔd.
  Jepan bin de trowe mɔ ɛn mɔ sojaman dɛn fɔ fɛt. Di samurai dɛn bin de go bifo.
  Na Julay 5, 1943, Kraut famili bak bin muf. Di Rɛd Ami bin fɛt tranga wan insay dɛn. Bɔt pat pan di sojaman dɛn na di Stɛp Frɔnt bin go na di Is. Ɛn natin nɔ bin de fɔ mek di fɛt-fɛt tɔn. Bɔt di Jamani pipul dɛnsɛf bin taya. Wi bin tɔn bak to di say dɛn we wi bin de fɔs. Di tray we di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin tray fɔ mek wan ɔfens nɔ bin rili wok bikɔs dɛn nɔ bin gɛt sojaman dɛn.
  Di fɔs layn bin tɔn aut fɔ bi stebul. Bɔt di Jamani pipul dɛn bin ambɔg di gɔvmɛnt we dɛn bin tek di gɔvmɛnt na Itali ɛn dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ go bifo. Ɛn di Japan sojaman dɛn we de fɛt insay bɔku bɔku divishɔn dɛn, de tay di Soviet sojaman dɛn. Pan ɔl we di Japan pipul dɛn nɔ gɛt inof tank ɛn gɔn, dɛn dɔn tek bɔku sojaman dɛn we de waka ɛn dɛn de go bifo. Khabarovsk don olredi tek en Vladivostok don kot off.
  Stalin disayd fɔ lɛf fɔ du bad bad tin dɛn na di ist frɔnt fɔ sɔm tɛm. Hitler de shift in senta fɔ graviti bak to Itali fɔ naw. Tray fɔ win di padi dɛn we de de.
  Di Rɛd Ami de kɔwnta atak di Japan pipul dɛn. Tray fɔ yuz bɔku bɔku tank dɛn. Bɔt di Japan pipul dɛn kin fɛt wit ɔl dɛn at. Dɛn kin trowe dɛnsɛf, we dɛn rap wit bɔndɛl dɛn we gɛt grenade, ɔnda di trak dɛn. Ɛn dɛn nɔ de giv ɔp.
  Di fɛt dɛn we bin rili bad bin apin. Tɛnshɔn we nɔ pɔsibul fɔ biliv.
  Dɛn bin ebul fɔ kɔt di Japan pipul dɛn, bɔt di fɛt dɛn bin apin wit wamat. I bin tan lɛk se di skel dɛn de tilt na wan say ɔ ɔda say.
  Insay di kol sizin, dɛn bin de pin di Jepan pipul dɛn ɛn drɛb dɛn kɔmɔt na Sayberia. Bɔt di Jamani dɛn nɔ bin win, ɛn dɛn bin ivin ebul fɔ drɛb di wan dɛn we bin de sɔpɔt dɛn kɔmɔt na Itali ɛn Sisili.
  Di spring fɔ fɔti-fo dɔn kam. Di Jamani dɛn bin de rɛdi fɔ wan nyu ɔfens, bɔt dɛn bin de ambɔg dɛn bikɔs di Nɔmandi landin dɛn bin de trɛtin dɛn. Di Panther-2 bin apia in savis as kɔntrawɛt to di T-34-85. Di nyu Jaman motoka gɛt silhouette we smɔl smɔl ɛn layout we dense, we, wit wet we na 47 tan, mek am pɔsibul fɔ mek di klos we dɛn de wɛr go fayn bad bad wan. Ɛn di Tiger 2 na monsta tank, bɔt nɔto pafɛkt inof.
  Di we aw di Jamani dɛn bin de fɛt bin go ɔp smɔl, bɔt di USSR sɛf bin bɛtɛ. Stalin bin wet, ɛn Hitlɛr bin de shem. Di wangren tin na dat di Jamani pipul dɛn gɛt ME-262 jet dɛn na di skay, we rili at fɔ shot dɔŋ.
  Di Alay landin dɛn na Nɔmandi bin kɔmɔt fayn fɔs. Bɔt afta dat, di fasist dɛn bin de agens di gɔvmɛnt mɔ ɛn mɔ. Ɔda sojaman dɛn bin kam insay di fɛt.
  Di Alay dɛn bin kam ɔnda kɔwnta atak. Ɛn dɛn bin stɔp. Ɛn insay Jun 22, 1944, di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt na di sɛnt ɛn to Ɔrɛl. Di Fritz dɛn bin trangayes fɔ tinap tranga wan. Di we aw dɛn bin de difend dɛn bin rili pawaful. No sakses nɔ bin de wantɛm wantɛm. Di tin bin kɔmplikt bikɔs wan nyu Jepan bin kam fɔ fɛt. Stalin bin gi ɔda lɔ fɔ stɔp di atak na di sɛnta ɛn transfa ɔl di sojaman dɛn to Oryol. Dis bin mek am pɔsibul fɔ tek di siti ɛn kɔt di ledj bay di ɛnd ɔf Ɔgɔst. Bɔt i nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ divɛlɔp di sakrifays.
  Di Soviet sojaman dɛn nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ trɛnk fɔ atak wan tɛm na di wɛst ɛn fɛt di Japan pipul dɛn.
  Bɔt stil sɔm sakrifays dɛn bin apin. Na mɔ, dɛn bin tek Bɛlgɔrɔd bak insay Novɛmba. Bɔt tɛm bin de pas. Di Nazi dɛn bin mek jet avieshɔn. Na mɔtalman, di Xe-162 bin apia, difrɛns nɔto jɔs bay in fayn fayn flay kwaliti dɛn, bɔt bak bay in simpul ɛn lɔw kɔst fɔ prodakshɔn.
  Ɛn bak nyu, mɔ advans sɛlf-propɛl gɔn dɛn frɔm di E siriɔs.Dis na big prɔblɛm bak fɔ di Rɛd Ami.
  Insay di kol sizin, dɛn bin stil de fos di Soviet sojaman dɛn fɔ fɛt di Japan pipul dɛn, bɔt we di Alɛy dɛn bin de nia fɔ win kpatakpata na Frans insay Disɛmba, pan ɔl dat, di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin atak di sɛnt. Dis tɛm wi bin ebul fɔ gɛt bɔku sakrifays. Hitler bin mek di mistek fɔ pul in tank fist dɛn tumɔs nia di frɔnt layn ɛn dɛn bin kam ɔnda atak frɔm di Soviet artileri dɛn.
  Di brek-through to Smolensk bin dɔn wit di kapchɔ fɔ dis siti. Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin go ɔlsay te dɛn rich na di Dnieper ɛn dɛn bin ivin mek brij dɛn de. Bɔt di Fritz dɛn bin stil ebul fɔ transfa bɔku bɔku sojaman dɛn frɔm Frans ɛn stɔp di Rɛd Ami fɔ go bifo.
  Insay di spring, di tin bin tranga mɔ bikɔs di pipul dɛn na Jepan bin de tray fɔ go bifo na di ist.
  Di Jamani dɛn we bin de na di sawt bin bigin fɔ atak nyu atak insay Mach. Ɛn we dɛn bin de yuz nɛt tɛm ɛn infrarɛd divays dɛn, dɛn bin ebul fɔ brok di Soviet difɛns dɛn ɛn kech Ɔrɛl ɛn Bɛlgɔrɔd. Bɔt afta dat, dɛn bin stɔp dɛn.
  Afta Ruzvelt day, pipul dɛn bin de tink mɔ ɛn mɔ na Amɛrika se wɔ wit Jamani nɔ nid fɔ apin. Ɛn pipul dɛn bin de tɔk se na tɛm fɔ pe atɛnshɔn pan Jepan nɔmɔ.
  Insay Epril, di Soviet kɔmand bin tray fɔ go bifo na di sɛnt ɛn bak na di say we Ɔrɛl de. I bin pɔsibul fɔ mek dɛn gɛt sakrifays, bɔt di kɔni kɔni Mainstein bin bigin fɔ atak di say we di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin de, ɛn fɔ mek dɛn nɔ go rawnd dɛn, i bin nid fɔ tɔn bak.
  Dɛn bin kɔt sɔm pan di Soviet sojaman dɛn. Udat bin day ɛn udat dɛn bin kech. Amɛrika ɛn Briten bin rili stɔp di fɛt-fɛt, ɛn dis bin mek di tin dɛn we bin de apin na di bɔda usay di Jamani ɛn di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn bin de fɛt, rili at.
  Insay Me 1945, di Nazi dɛn bin tray fɔ go bifo frɔm di Oryol ledj. Di E-50 tank bin tek pat pan di fɛt. Di ɔrijinal mɔdel fɔ di motoka bin krud, i bin we siksti fayv tan ɛn i bin gɛt Tayga-2 klos we gɛt smɔl mɔ slop, ɛn wan silhouette we bin smɔl smɔl. Di tank bin gɛt bak wan mɔ pawaful 88-mm 100 EL kanɔn, wit wan rit fɔ faya we na twɛlv rawnd fɔ wan minit, ɛn wan mɔ pawaful injin we gɛt te to 1,200 ɔspaw.
  Di fɔs kɔmbat yus sho se di nyu tank nɔ bad, mɔ we dɛn de fɛt tank, bɔt i nɔ protɛkt am fayn frɔm di sayd dɛn, mɔ agens di SU-100.
  Jɛnɛral wan, insay di fayv ia fɔ di wɔ, Stalin bin chenj di we aw i bin de du tin, ɛn di SU-100 gɔn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ mek dɛnsɛf bin bi di motoka we pipul dɛn lɛk pas ɔl. I izi fɔ mek gɔn we de mek insɛf pas tank, bɔt i gɛt bɔku bɔku wɛpɔn dɛn.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛnsɛf nɔ bin tinap wansay. Bɔt dɛn tank dɛn nɔ kin wok fayn atɔl. "Panther" 2 nɔ gɛt wɛpɔn, "Tiger" 2 tu ebi. Na tru se wan mɔ advans modifyeshɔn fɔ di big pusi bin kɔmɔt. Wit wan narrower turret en wan 1000 hospaw enjin. "Tiger"-2 bin bi mɔ mobayl, brok smɔl, ɛn in tɔrɛt bin bɛtɛ protɛkt: 220 milimita frɔntal armɔ, 110 sayd ɛn stern.
  Di Jamani dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ gɛt bɛtɛ sakrifays fɔ kɔt bɔku Sɔviɛt ami dɛn, bɔt bɔku pan di Rɛd Ami nɔ bin ebul fɔ rɔnawe pan di say we dɛn bin de rawnd dɛn. Di Jamani dɛn bin kam nia Smɔlensk, bɔt dɛn bin stɔp dɛn ɔnda am. Sɔm pan di tin dɛn we di Nazi dɛn bin ebul fɔ du na bikɔs di Amɛrikan dɛn ɛn di British dɛn bin alaw sikrit wan fɔ transfa bɔku bɔku sojaman dɛn frɔm Frans ɛn dɛn nɔ bin de agens am.
  Ɛn Jepan bin bigin fɔ wok mɔ bak insay May, we bin mek am izi bikɔs Amɛrika nɔ bin de du natin na di Pasifik Oshɔn.
  Di sɔma bin tɔn to rili tranga. Bɔt di USSR bin ebul fɔ tinap tranga wan, bak bikɔs ɔf di inkris prodakshɔn fɔ di SU-100. Fɔ mek dɛn go ebul fɔ fɛt di Soviet motoka dɛn, dɛn bin fos di Nazi dɛn fɔ mek dɛn mek di E-75 tank we bin rili dia ɛn we ebi. Bɔt Sɔviɛt gɔn dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ go insay dis motoka ed-to-ed ivin we i de fa, ɛn di protɛkshɔn we i bin gɛt na di sayd bin rili strɔng. Di tɔrɛt bin gɛt 160 mm slop, ɛn di sayd dɛn bin gɛt 120 mm hul ɛn ɔda 50 mm flap. So, di Soviet SU-100 ɛn di IS-3 ɛn IS-2 tank dɛn bin jɔs ebul fɔ go insay wan Jamani motoka we dɛn de nia, ɛn afta dat wit di prɔbabiliti fɔ mek i go bak.
  Di Soviet T-34-85 tank bin kɔntinyu fɔ mek, bɔt in gɔn nɔ bin du fɔ di nyu Jaman tank dɛn. Pantap dat, Hitlɛr bin ban fɔ mek ɛn divɛlɔp motoka dɛn we layt pas fifti tan. Stalin insɛf bin ban motoka dɛn we ebi pas fɔti sɛvin tan. Dis na aw wan asimɛtɛrik rispɔns bin kɔmɔt.
  "Panther"-3 bi di nyu Jaman tank, wit wan mɔ advans layout ɛn armor fɔ "Tiger"-2, wit wan signifyant slop, ɛn we we jɔs pas fifti tan. Di 88-mm kanɔn we gɛt barɛl lɔng we na 100 EL na di wan we kɔrɛkt pas ɔl ɛn we rili de chuk am wit ɔl di Soviet motoka dɛn. Di SU-100 nɔ bin gɛt chans fɔ fɛt ed-ɔn fɛt agens di las Jamani tank dɛn, bɔt i bin ebul fɔ go insay di sayd dɛn. Na tru se di nɔ bin gɛt tawa we pɔsin kin muv, dat bin mek dis nɔ apin. Bikɔs i at fɔ nak di sayd dɛn we dɛn de fɛt fɔ fɛt.
  Di heroic difens fɔ Smolensk bin alaw wi fɔ liv di sɔma ɛn di fɔs ɔtom.
  Ɛn insay di kol sizin, di Jamani dɛn kin wik smɔl, ɛn Jepan nɔ kin du so na Sayberia.
  Bɔt stil, di wɔ stil de go bifo, na di say dɛn we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn de.
  Di pozishɔn we di USSR gɛt na di ays de wɔs. Nyu, mɔ advans jet ayrakt dɛn we di Tɔd Rayk bin de mek, ɛn dɛn bɔku bɔku wan. Air na rili prɔblɛm fɔ di Rɛd Ami. Na ya, insay di atmosfɛs fɔ Rɔshian payɔt dɛn, dɛn de hama mɔ advans Jaman plen dɛn.
  Insay di kol sizin, di Rɛd Ami bin de tray fɔ go bifo ɛn dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ du am bɛtɛ. Na nia Leningrad ɛn Ɔrɛl nɔmɔ dɛn bin ebul fɔ brok insay, bɔt insay di spring di Jamani dɛn bin mek di tin apin bak.
  Di tin we bin apin insay 1946 bin rili bad. Di Jamani dɛn, we dɛn tek advantej pan di absɛns ɔf sɛkɔn frɔnt ɛn bɔm, bin mek dɛn mek tank dɛn mɔ ɛn mɔ. Ɛspɛshali di nyu E-75, i dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ Soviet gɔn dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ go insay. Ɛn bak jet motoka dɛn. Plus tu disko dem. Di USSR bin ansa dis wit bɔku bɔku SU-100 dɛn, we dɛn bin de mek wit di rit we na bɔku bɔku wan dɛn ɛvride.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin de tek Yuropian pipul dɛn ɛn pipul dɛn we bin de na di USSR fɔ tek pat pan di ami. Yukren bin gɛt fɔmal indipɛndɛns, ɛn Bandera bin mek nyu legiɔn dɛn fɔ it kanɔn.
  Di soja pawa we bin de agens di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin de gro. Ɛn insay Me, dɛn bigin fɔ atak di Kɔkas. USA ɛn Briten nɔ bin fɛt wɔ. Pantap dat, dɛn bin mek Tɛki bak fɔ fɛt Rɔshia. Dem se yu go geht rich, Russian land en Baku. Dɛn nɔ bin mek di Amɛrika atɔmik bɔm, ɛn di sojaman dɛn we bin de fɛt Jepan nɔ bin de igen. Ɛn in jɔnal, ɔnda ɔl di tin dɛn we bin de apin, di Amɛrika pipul dɛn nɔ fɔ dɔn mek nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn insay 1945.
  Ivin if dɛn bin dɔn ebul fɔ du am, i bin fɔ dɔn apin bɔku leta. Bɔt i nɔ bin tɔn aut tumɔs insay istri. Stalin no bin geht taim fo tek ova USA en di ohl wold. I nɔ bin gɛt tɛm fɔ bi di hegemon na planɛt Wɔl.
  Ɛn dis kin rili vɛks. Dɛn bin de mis dɛn kayn chans dɛn de. Ɛn di chans fɔ rul di wɔl bak.
  Bɔt Türkiye bin go insay di wɔ, ɛn di Jamani dɛn bin brok go na di Kɔkas. Di Nazi dɛn bin de go bifo kwik kwik wan. Di Rɛd Ami tu strɔng ɛn dɛn gɛt pawaful difensiv strɔkchɔ dɛn. Bɔt di Jamani dɛn de kɔntrol di ays ɛn dɛn de yuz pawaful tank dɛn. Ɛn dɛn de promot dɛnsɛf. Dɛn kin go bifo bay we dɛn de yuz di we aw dɛn de ram.
  Di fɛt dɛn we de ya so wam ɛn dɛn de bɔn.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin tek Kursk ɛn go bifo na Voronezh. Dɔn wi tɔn na di sawt. Bɔt di Rɛd Ami nɔ bin alaw dɛn fɔ krɔs di Dɔn. Bɔt di tin dɔn kam tranga mɔ ɛn mɔ. Di Turks bin ebul fɔ tek Batumi ɛn rawnd Yerevan. Bɔt dɛn bin stɔp na di say dɛn we gɛt mawnten dɛn.
  Di Japan pipul dɛm, we de tek advantej pan di US pasiv, de atak bak. Ɛn dɛn kin brok tru baypas di Amur Riva. Di tin we rili bad na dat, wan wɔ we de mek pipul dɛn nɔ gɛt wanwɔd nɔ go bɛnifit di USSR. Di Jamani dɛn kin yuz fɔrin divishɔn ɛn di Hiwi dɛn. Insay Frans, na Nɔmandi nɔmɔ di Alay dɛn de kɔntrol. So di Jamani pipul dɛn kin yuz di Rooster Empire bak fɔ du soja wok. Itali bak de ɔnda dɛn kɔmplit kɔntrol.
  Sɔmbɔdi de fɔ tek pipul dɛn fɔ wok fɔ dɛn. Dɛn de gɛda pipul dɛn na Yukren. Di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat di Rɛd Ami de ambɔg Jepan ɛn Tɛki. Dis na siriɔs prɔblɛm.
  Stalin de tray fɔ fɛn risɔs, bɔt i nɔ rili gɛt sakrifays. I tɔn aut rili blɔd.
  Di Jaman dɛn bin go bifo smɔl na di sɛnta insay di fɔl, bɔt di lɔs dɛn bin tu big ɛn dɛn bin gɛt fɔ stɔp. Di Rɛd Ami bin kɔntinyu fɔ kɔntra atak. Ɛn tank dɛn ɛn gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf bin de bak. Dɛn bin de yuz pawa lɛk di SU-100 agens di Jamani dɛn. Ɛn mɔ advans shel dɛn.
  Di Japan pipul dɛn bin kɔpi di T-34-85 ɛn naw dɛn gɛt mɔ tank dɛn. We nɔto so bad. Ɛn dɛn kin bɛn ɔnda kɔwnta atak. Bɔt dɛn nɔ de brok. Dɛn kin fɛt te dɛn dɔn.
  Insay di kol sizin, di Rɛd Ami bin de tray fɔ kɔntra-ɔfensiv. Bɔt i nɔ bin ebul fɔ du am fayn fayn wan. Di Jamani pipul dɛn strɔng fɔ difend dɛn. Dɛn kin blo ɛn bɛr dɛnsɛf na grɔn.
  Dɛn gɛt bɔku bɔku bildin dɛn. Ɛn di sojaman dɛn de du tin lɛk aw dɛn sabi du dɛn wok. Di ia 1947 bin kam. Di Rɛd Ami bin mek wan difensiv layn. Di Jamani dɛn bin tray fɔ brok insay di spring ɛn sɔm, bɔt dɛn bin go bifo pas tɛn to fayvtin kilomita. Ɛn insay di fɔl ɛn winta di Rɛd Ami bin de go bifo, ɛn bak i nɔ bin izi fɔ muf.
  Di ia 1948 kam... Di Jamani dɛn bin go bifo ɛn difend, di Japan pipul dɛn bin go bifo ɛn stɔp. Ɛn bak di Turks dɛn bin tray fɔ atak ɛn dɛn bin gɛt damej. Dɛn bin de rawnd Yerevan. Di fɛt dɛn so blɔd ɛn bɔku pipul dɛn de kil. Di nɛks ia, di USSR bin dɔn gɛt MIG-15 fɛt-fɛt plen dɛn we, at least sɔm kayn we, bin ebul fɔ bia wit di Jaman bɔm dɛn.
  
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  Alɛgzanda di Tɔd in tren bin rɔnawe pan wan krash nia Kharkov. Di jayant kiŋ bin stil de alayv. I kɔntinyu fɔ du in fɔs polisi, bɔt wit in yay fɔ mek i go bifo na Chaina. Fɔ bil di Trans-Saiberian Relwe, ɛn Pɔt Ata, we tek kɔntrol pan Manchuria, ɛn afta dat Koria. Aktiviti fɔ ɛkspɛnshɔn.
  Bɔt pan ɔl dat, we Amɛrika ɛn Briten bin mek Jepan bigin fɔ fɛt wɔ wit Rɔshia. Bɔt frɔm di biginin i nɔ bin go lɛk aw di samurai bin de tink ɛn i bin de insay di rial stori. Di gɔvna fɔ Pɔt Ata bin ebul fɔ du mɔ, na Alɛgzanda di Tɔd bin pik am, ɛn na dat mek i bin de du tin if di Jepan dɛn atak am.
  Dɛn bin avɔyd fɔ lɔs siriɔs tin dɛn. Ɛn i nɔ tu te, Admiral Makarov bin kam. Di Rɔshian nevi bin gi fɛt to di Japan pipul dɛn, we bin dɔn wit gud bit ɛn di Togo skwadron bin tɔn bak. Dɔn dɛn mek trap fɔ di Jepan dɛn ɛn sink tri fɛt ship dɛn wit mayn.
  Di fɛt nɔ bin apin lɛk aw di samurai dɛn bin dɔn plan. Makarov in skwadron bin de blo afta blo, ɛn dis bin mek di ɛnimi nɔ ebul fɔ gɛt fut na di si. Di wan dɛn we de wok na di si na Rɔshia bin ambɔg bak fɔ mek dɛn transfa di sojaman dɛn na Manchuria. Ɛn wan kɔmanda we sabi du mɔ, Brusilov bin de, instead fɔ Kuropatkin.
  Insay di fɔs big fɛt, dɛn bin win di Japan pipul dɛn. Ɛn dɛn rɔnawe kɔmɔt na Nɔt Koria.
  Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin de rɔnata di samurai dɛn. Admiral Makarov stil ebul fɔ kech Togo insay May ɛn win di Japan skwadron. Bɔku ship dɛn na di Land of the Rising Sun bin lɔs.
  Ɛn insay Jun, dɛn bin win di Jepan pipul dɛn kpatakpata. Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn we Brusilov bin de lid bin klin ɔl Koria frɔm samurai.
  Jepan bin aks Rɔshia fɔ mek pis. Di kɔndishɔn dɛn bin tɔn to rili tranga. Wi bin gɛt fɔ gi di wan ol Kuril rij to Rɔshia ɛn pe fɔ pe fɔ indemniti. Apat frɔm dat, Jepan bin transfa ɔl in ship dɛn we bin stil de na Rɔshia.
  Di tsarist gɔvmɛnt bin gladi. Di ɛmpaya bin kɔntinyu fɔ gɛt mɔni kwik kwik wan. Yɔlɔ Rɔshia bigin fɔ fɔm, frɔm di teritɔri dɛn na Chaina we bin jɔyn Rɔshia bay dɛnsɛf.
  Alɛgzanda di Tɔd nɔ bin de mek pis igen. Bɔku tɛm, dɛn bin de kɔl am bigman.
  Tsarist Rɔshia bin bi di big kɔntinɛntal kɔntri we gɛt bɔku ami.
  Insay da tɛm de, Alɛgzanda di Tɔd bin de rɛdi fɔ fɛt nyu wɔ dɛn. Rɔshia bin bil wan pawaful bot, we pas di Jamani wan ɛn bi di sɛkɔn wan na di wɔl. Dɛn bin de kɔlkul bɔt udat fɔ gɛt as padi. Di Kaiser in Ɛmpaya ɔ na Briten?
  Wɔ wit Briten bin kam fɔ bi tin we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ avɔyd. Rɔshia bin de drim fɔ tek India, Sawt Chaina, ɛn Indochaina. Ɛn sɔntɛm dɛn kin ivin go insay Afrika.
  Di Kaiser bin gɛt in yon plan dɛn.
  Bɔt ilɛk aw i bi, di ɛmpaya na Briten ɛn Frans na tɛmtmɛnt we pas Jamani fa fawe.
  Ɛn di Kaiser in grɔn fɔs dɛn rili strɔng. Bɔt, Tsarist Rɔshia nɔ wik. Di sayz fɔ di Rɔshian ami bin rich wan tawzin rejimɛnt ɛn tri milyɔn sojaman dɛn. Agens Jamani in siks ɔndrɛd tawzin. So, di Jamani pipul dɛn bin kol smɔl ɛn tek tɛm strok di bea.
  Di prɔblɛm na bin di rileshɔnship wit Ɔstria ɛn Ɔŋgaria. Tsarist Rɔshia bin want fɔ dɔn fɔ gɛda di ol Slavik land dɛn we bin de na Kievan Rus trade. Ɛn na dat mek Galisia go gɛt fɔ bi Rɔshian.
  Bɔt di Jamani dɛn nɔ bin want dis ɛn dis bin mek dɛn gɛt frikshɔn.
  Bɔku tɛm, Tsa Alɛgzanda di Tɔd bin lɛk fɔ mach go na di sawt. Tek di big big land dɛn na Eshia ɛn mek wan ɛmpaya we gɛt di ay ay levul. Jɛnɛral wan, Tsarist Rɔshia bin no aw fɔ swɛla ɛn grind land dɛn, ɔ fɔ se dɛn bin de dayjɛst dɛn fayn fayn wan.
  At di sem tɛm Rusifying dɛn. Wetin mek so, Rɔshia nɔ fɔ bi Eshia ɛmpaya bak? Du wetin Genghis Khan nɔ bin ebul fɔ du?
  Ɛni we aw i bi, Tsa Alɛgzanda bin gɛt bɔku plan dɛn. Ɛn i bin gri fɔ mek wan stratejik alayns wit Jamani.
  Bɔt insay Mach 1912, Alɛgzanda di Tɔd bin day. Ɛn in pikin we nem Nikolas di Sɛkɔn bin bi di nyu tsa. Dis kiŋ bin want fɔ kɔntinyu fɔ du di tin dɛn we in papa bin de du. Bɔt afta dat, i alaw fɔ mek dɛn kɛr am go wit intrig. Ɛn Jamani na bin strɔng kɔntri we bin de kɔmpit wit di Tsarist Rɔshia pan mɔni biznɛs. I bin de mek tumɔs pan di sem tin dɛn we Rɔshia bin de mek. Ɛn dis bin mek di ɛmpaya dɛn kam togɛda.
  Fɔ tɔk smɔl, istri bin ripit ɛn di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ we bin blɔd bɔku pipul dɛn bin bigin insay 1914.
  Bɔt Rɔshia bin rɛdi fɔ am bɛtɛ. Di Rɔshian dɛn bin dɔn gɛt layt, mobayl tank dɛn we gɛt mashin gɔn dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin gɛt 4 injin Ilya Muromets ɛn Svyatogor bɔm bɔm dɛn. Rɔshia bin gɛt mɔ pipul dɛn pan di spɛns fɔ Chaina, Mɔngolia ɛn Koria. Ɛn dat mek dɛn gɛt mɔ bɔku bɔku ami dɛn.
  No rivɔlɔshɔn nɔ bin de insay 1905-1907, ɛn dat mek i nɔ bin slo pan di ikɔnomi growth we i mek. Bɔt wan big big briz bin de kam ɛn we bin de go ɔp ɔltɛm. Di Tsarist Ɛmpaya bin bɛtɛ pas Jamani pan sojaman dɛn we de waka wit fut, sojaman dɛn we de rayd ɔs, soja dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ fɛt, mashin gɔn dɛn, ɛn tin dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ fɛt wit ayɛn.
  Di Rɔshian dɛn bin gɛt ɔl tu di motoka dɛn we gɛt wɛpɔn ɛn tank dɛn we gɛt layt trak "Luna"-2. Avieshɔn kwaliti na di bɛst wan na di wɔl, ɛn i bɔku. Wonderful Mosin rifle afta modnaizashɔn, kaki sojaman yunifom. Bɔku ɔda rifɔm ɛn chenj dɛn bin apin di tɛm we Alɛgzanda di Tɔd - di Gret bin de rul wit glori.
  Dɛn bin mek mashin gɔn ɛn mɔta mɔ. Apat frɔm dat, di Rɔshian ami naw gɛt advans gɔn dɛn we gɛt dainamo-riaktiv. Dɛn bin sɔlv bɔku difrɛn prɔblɛm dɛn wan tɛm.
  Fɔ tɔk smɔl, di tsarist ami rɛdi bɛtɛ pasmak. Ɛn wetin Nikolas II de tink naw? Kɔmplit di kɔlɛkshɔn fɔ di Slavik land dɛn. Bɔt India nɔ go kɔmɔt na Rɔshia. Ɛn i denja fɔ gɛt dis kayn monsta lɛk Jamani nia de.
  Pantap dat, di Jamani pipul dɛn stil de bɔku kwik kwik wan, bɔt na Frans ɛn Briten di pipul dɛn we de de bɔku dɔn slo.
  Insay Rɔshia, Alɛgzanda di Tɔd bin du sɔm tin dɛn fɔ mek di pipul dɛn na Rɔshia bɔku mɔ ɛn mɔ. Dɛn bigin fɔ gi pikin dɛn vaysin, trit di wan dɛn we sik bɛtɛ, ɛn dɛn nɔ bin de day igen. Bɔt di tin we bin rili chenj na di rifɔm we dɛn bin mek to di Ɔtodɔks, we bin mek wan man we kɔmɔt Rɔshian gɛt 4 wɛf dɛn. Dɛn bin du dis wit di aim fɔ mek di Rɔshian neshɔn bɔku. Afta ɔl, i klia se if Rɔshian man mared Chaynish uman, dat min se in pikin dɛn go tek dɛnsɛf Rɔshian.
  Di pawa we Alɛgzanda di Tɔd bin gɛt bin big, ɛn nɔbɔdi nɔ bin gɛt maynd fɔ tinap tranga wan. Pantap dat, fet pan Kristian rilijɔn bin wik. Ɔtodɔks bin kam fɔ bi sojaman dɛn mɔ ɛn mɔ. Di nɔmba fɔ di oli wan dɛn na bin Suvorov, Ushakov, Nakhimov, Kutuzov, ɛn Bagration.
  We Alɛgzanda in layf dɔn, dɛn bin bigin fɔ pe chɔch taks na Rɔshia pan pipul dɛn we nɔ biliv Ɔtodɔks. Dis na fɔ tray bak fɔ mek di neshɔn gɛt wanwɔd mɔ ɛn mɔ wit di ɛp we rilijɔn de ɛp wi. Nikolas di Sɛkɔn bin kɔntinyu fɔ du in papa in polisi fɔ mek Rɔshia bi Rɔshia.
  Di fɛt bin bigin afta we dɛn bin gɛda pipul dɛn na Tsarist Rɔshia. Prɔshia bin muf go na Paris, pas na Bɛljiɔm. Bɔt dɛn bin dɔn de wet de. Bɔt di tsarist ami bin kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt. Ɛn i bin win di Prɔshian dɛn na Is Prɔshia, ɛn i bin blok Koenigsberg. Ɛn na di sawt, dɛn bin win di pipul dɛn na Ɔstria. Pantap dat, dɛn bin tek Przemysl wantɛm wantɛm. Di Ɔstrian frɔnt bin krɔs. Lviv ɛn Krakow ɔl tu bin fɔdɔm.
  We di tsarist ami bin de divɛlɔp sakrifays, dɛn bin brok go na Budapest. Na di kɔst fɔ wik na di wɛst nɔmɔ, di Prɔshian dɛn bin ebul fɔ stɔp di advans we di Rɔshian strayk fɔs dɛn bin de go bifo. Bɔt di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin rich na di Ɔda. Ɛn de, fɔ mek di Jamani dɛn go ebul fɔ fɛt fɔ dɛnsɛf, dɛn bin sho se dɛn gɛt trɛnk.
  Na di we aw Turkey bin kam insay di wɔ nɔmɔ bin ɛp di Fritz dɛn smɔl. Dɛn bin gɛt briŋ, bɔt nɔto fɔ lɔng tɛm. Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin win di Turks, dɛn go insay Transkɔkasia, ɛn we dɛn bil pan di sakrifays we dɛn bin gɛt, dɛn pas na Eshia Maynɔ.
  Itali bin go bak pan di wɔ agens Jamani. Di tin bin kam fɔ bi mɔ kɔmplikt fɔ di Kraut dɛn.
  Pan ɔl we di kol sizin bin de, di tsarist kɔmand bin bigin fɔ fɛt bak na di sawt wing. Ɛn i bin brok di Ɔstrian difens dɛn. Dɛn bin day ɛn leta dɛn bin win dɛn.
  Di Tsarist ami bin go insay Vienna ɛn plant dɛn flag de. Jamani bin stil de agens am. Bɔt i nɔ tu te, Tɛki bin giv-ɔp. Dɛn bin sheb di Ɔtoman Ɛmpaya to wan say we dɛn bin de tek pipul dɛn. Ɛn afta dat di Kaiser in pipul dɛn bin si se dɛn nɔ de nia dɛnsɛf. Ivin Jepan nɔ bin de pan denja fɔ go insay di wɔ na Jamani.
  Insay Epril 1915, di Rɔshian, tsarist ami bin mach pan Bɛlin. Ɛn insay Me, di kapital siti fɔ di Kaiser in ɛmpaya bin fɔdɔm.
  Na May 30, dɛn bin sayn fɔ kapituleshɔn. Jamani bin sɔrɛnda to di sɔri-at fɔ di wan dɛn we win.
  Di kɔndishɔn dɛn bin tɔn to tranga wan. Di bɔda wit Rɔshia bin pas along di Ɔda. Ɛn na wan pat nɔmɔ bin lɛf pan Ɔstria-Ɔŋgaria.
  Yugoslavia bin apia. Romania dɔn bɔku. Ɔŋgaria, Chɛkoslovakia, sawt pat na Polan, ɛn Galisia bin kam fɔ bi pat pan di Rɔshian Ɛmpaya. Di Ɔngari pipul dɛn bin gɛt smɔl ɔtonomi bak as di kiŋdɔm na Ɔŋgaria, ɛn di Chɛk pipul dɛn as di Chɛk kiŋdɔm.
  Turkey bin sheb. Eshya Maynɔ ɛn di nɔt pat na Irak, ɛn Siria ɛn Palestayn bin bi Rɔshian. Rɔshia bin gɛt Bagdad, bɔt di British dɛn bin tek di sawt pat na Irak. Di sawt pat na Palestayn bak bin bi Inglish, ɛn di sawt pat na Siria bin bi Frɛnch. Dɛn bin chaj Jamani fɔ mek dɛn pe am bak. Ɛn Frans bin gɛt bak wetin i bin dɔn lɔs bifo ɔnda Bismak.
  Di Rɔshian Ɛmpaya bin bɔku mɔ ɛn mɔ. Wan ɔfens insay di Midul Is bin fala, wit di las sɔpreshɔn fɔ Saudi Arabia. We dɛn bin sheb bitwin dɛnsɛf: Rɔshia, Briten ɛn Frans.
  Apat frɔm dat, Rɔshia ɛn Jepan bin sheb di prɔpati dɛn we di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt na Pasifik. Rɔshia bin tek bɔku pan am.
  Dɔn wan smɔl wɔ bin kam na Afganistan. Rɔshia ɛn Briten bin sheb dis kɔntri bak. Ɛn afta dat, dɛn bin win Iran. Tu pat pan tri pat na Rɔshia ɛn wan pat pan tri pat na Briten.
  Ɔltin bin tɔn to divayd. Ɛn i bin tan lɛk se di we aw dɛn bin de sheb di wɔl bak dɔn dɔn.
  Di tɛm we Nikolas di Sɛkɔn bin de rul bin rili fayn. Rɔshia bin de divɛlɔp tranga wan.
  Bɔt afta dat, 1929 bin apin ɛn di Gret Dipreshɔn bigin. Di strayk aktiviti bigin fɔ bɔku.
  Di bɔjwasi dɛnsɛf nɔ bin lɛk di ɔtokratik gɔvmɛnt. Infakt, wetin mek di palimɛnt nɔ de stɔp di Tsar Fada? Insay Rɔshia, dɛn nɔ ivin de tink bɔt ɛnitin. Na di kiŋ de gi di lɔ dɛn, di chif jɔj na di kiŋ, ɛn di ɛgzibit pawa de wit di kiŋ.
  Stil di rula na absoliut monarch.
  Na tru se dis bin mek pipul dɛn nɔ gri fɔ tek am. Ɔlman bin want chenj ɛn nyu rifɔm.
  Riot ɛn ɔna bin de ɔlsay na di tsarist ɛmpaya. Dɛn bin rich dɛn mak insay 1932. Bɔt di nɛks ia bin tɔn to big big ia. Di Tsarist Empire bin stat wan wɔ na Chaena. So pipul dɛn bin de mek fɛt-fɛt bak. Di kɔnkrit fɔ di yɔlɔ ɛmpaya bin de go bifo.
  Ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn win am. Hitler bin kam na Jamani, bɔt i bin denja fɔ am fɔ ivin tɔk sɔntin agens Rɔshia.
  We Nikolas di Sɛkɔn bin fɔdɔm insay wan ɛlikopta insay Mach 1935, di tɛm we Alɛksi di Sɛkɔn bin bigin fɔ rul. Pikin we gɛt wɛlbɔdi, we na bin empara. In mama bin difrɛn. Ɛn dis na fɔ di bɛtɛ.
  Alɛksi II bin kip Hitlɛr ɔnda kɔntrol. Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin tinap nia di Ɔda ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ pwɛl Bɛlin na grɔn wit wan blo. Bɔt Briten bin de wik mɔ ɛn mɔ. Ɛn di trɛnk we i bin gɛt fɔ kia fɔ di say dɛn we i bin de rul bin dɔn taya. So di British dɛn bin rili want wɔ. Ɛn dɛn bin rili want fɔ tek ɔltin fɔ dɛnsɛf. Bɔt Ingland in grɔn fɔs nɔ go du fɔ win Rɔshia. We in ami saiz insay pis tɛm pas fayv milyɔn pipul dɛn. Frans bin stil de, bɔt di pipul dɛn we bin de de nɔ bin want fɔ fɛt wit Rɔshia. So di intrig bigin fɔ gi Jamani gɔn fɔ mek dɛn go fɛt am agens Rɔshia.
  Na da sem tɛm de, Itali, usay di fasist dɛnsɛf bin de rul, insɛf bin strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ. Mussolini bin atak Itiopia ɛn i bin ebul fɔ win dis kɔntri. Ɛn i bin gɛt plan fɔ mek i go bifo na Afrika.
  Wan kɔlishin bigin fɔ tek shep agens Rɔshia. Briten bin want fɔ prizent wan yunit frɔnt wit USA, Frans, Japan, Jamani, Itali ɛn ɔda wan dɛn.
  Dis kin rili denja. Alexey, ɔnda dɛn kɔndishɔn ya, bin prɔpos fɔ mek dɛn mek agrimɛnt wit Hitler ɛn Mussolini. Aw fɔ kɔba di Inglish denja. Di Fuhrer, we bin no se if wɔ apin wit Rɔshia, i go gɛt di mɔ, i bin gri.
  Di Tɔd Rayk bin bigin fɔ bɔku. Dɛn bin jɔyn am wit Ɔstria. Krio tank yunit dɛn we dɛn mek.
  Tsarist Russia bin mek tu yunivasal men tank dɛn. Midul "Nikolai", ɛn ebi "Alɛgzanda". Di fɔs tank bin we jɔs pas tati tan ɛn i bin difrɛn bikɔs i bin de drayv fayn ɛn i bin ebul fɔ krɔs kɔntri. Dis tank nɔ bin de mek lɛk se i gɛt sɛns, i bin de wok tranga wan, ɛn i bin ebul fɔ du bɔku tin dɛn. Di tin dɛn we i bin de yuz fɔ fɛt na bin 76 mm kanɔn we gɛt lɔng barɛl.
  Hevi tank "Alexander" ova fifti tan. Tu kayn we. Wit wan 85mm kanon wit wan long barel. Ɛn mɔ pawaful wit wan 152mm howitzer.
  Dis na aw dɛn bin de mek mashin dɛn. Layt wan dɛn bin de bak, bɔt mɔ fɔ mek pipul dɛn no bɔt dɛn. Dɛn bin mek wan big tank "Mammoth". I we pas wan ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti tan. Bɔt dis motoka nɔ bin go insay prodakshɔn. Di "Bear" sɛlf-propɛl gɔn wit 310-mm howitzer sɛf tɔn aut fɔ bi rili pawaful. Tsarist Russia gɛt wan ami we rili pawaful.
  "Bear" in patikula na wan terrible self-propelled gun in terms of pawa. Pan di layt tank dɛn, Pita-4 bin luk lɛk di wan we dɔn go bifo pas ɔl ɛn i bin we lɛk tɛn tan.
  Avieshɔn na Tsarist Rɔshia strɔng. Jet plen dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi de. Ɛspɛshali di Suvorov fɛtman. Wan mashin we rili strɔng wit ɔl tu di wɛpɔn dɛn ɛn spid.
  Ɛn ɔda kɔntri dɛn nɔ gɛt jet plen dɛn yet. Tray fɔ kam nia dɛn tin ya.
  Di Kutuzov bɔm bɔm bak intrestin, na wan mashin we rili pawaful. Ɛn bak riaktiv. Pawaful atak plen "Rumyantsev". Ɛlikopta dɛn de bak fɔ fɛt ɔpreshɔn.
  Wan kɔlishin dɔn mek: Rɔshia, Itali, Jamani, agens Briten, Frans, Bɛljiɔm, Ɔland ɛn USA. Spain ɛn Pɔtyugal nɔ de tek pat pan ɛnitin te naw.
  Di Rɔshian ami bin rili strɔng ɛn dɛn bin bɔku. We i kam pan kwaliti, i nɔ bin gɛt ɛni ikwal. Ɛn di ship dɛn we bin de fɛt wɔ na di Tsarist Ɛmpaya bin gɛt pawa pas ɔlman.
  Jamani bigin fɔ fɛt. Di sɔprayz atak we i bin atak di Anders pan May 15, 1940, bin tɔn to wɔndaful tin.
  Di Tsarist Rɔshian ami bin kam insay India, dɛn tek Pakistan, di sawt pat na Iran, di Midul Is, ɛn Indochina. Di fɔs dɛn tɔn to pipul dɛn we nɔ ikwal. Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn strɔng pasmak ɛn dɛn bɔku. Ɛn di impɔtant tin na dat, di kɔlonial fɔs dɛn nɔ rili want fɔ fɛt.
  Na Ijipt nɔmɔ di British dɛn bin tray fɔ ɔganayz fɔ mek dɛn nɔ gri fɔ tek di gɔvmɛnt. Bɔt dɛn bin brok kwik kwik wan de bak. Di wɔ bin rili fayn fɔ Rɔshia ɛn di Tɔd Rayk.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin tek Frans ɛn bɔm Briten. Dɔn Rɔshia bigin fɔ bɔm di British.
  Dis bin mek, ɔlrɛdi insay Sɛptɛmba, wit kɔmplit ɛya suprimi, dɛn bin du wan aybɔrn landin na di mɛtropɔlis. Lɔndɔn bin fɔdɔm tu wiks afta dat. Di Rɔshian-Jaman sojaman dɛn bin win di big siti. Ɛn afta dat, dɛn bin muf go na Jibraltar. Dɛn bin tek am bay big big briz. Ɛn dɛn go insay Mɔrokɔ. Di wɔ bin tɔn to wan-sayd bit.
  Di Rɔshian, Itali ɛn Jamani dɛn tek kɔntrol pan Afrika. Bɔt sɔm tin dɛn bin de we di kɔlishin nɔ bin ebul fɔ du. So di we aw di Itali bin fɛt Ijipt nɔ bin ebul. Ɛn i bin dɔn wit di dɛf. Bɔt di Jamani ɛn Rɔshian sojaman dɛn we bin de kam nia dɛn bin mek di tin dɛn we bin de apin naw kam bak kwik kwik wan.
  Ɛn di British kɔlonial sojaman dɛn bin krɔs dɛn. Pantap dat, bɔku fɛtman dɛn bin jɔs trowe dɛn wɛpɔn dɛn ɛn sɔrɛnda.
  Di Tsarist Ɛmpaya bin go bifo ɔlsay na Afrika. I bin delay bikɔs i bin strɛch kɔmyunikeshɔn, rod nɔ bin de, jɔŋgrɔn ɛn klaymat chenj. Bɔt di Rɔshian sojaman we nɔ bin de mek lɛk se i gɛt sɛns, stil win.
  Afta we Lɔndɔn bin fɔdɔm, di British pipul dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt. Ɛn di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin tek wan kɔloni afta di ɔda wan. Bɔt na di Pasifik Oshɔn, di fɛt dɛn bin de drɛg smɔl. Jepan, we di Rɔshian dɛn bin vɛks, bin de nia Amɛrika. Ɛn dis bin mek sɔm prɔblɛm dɛn.
  Bɔt di Pasifik Flit na di lijen Kolchak bin de kɔmand am. We bin mek di Japan ɛn Amɛrika skwadron dɛn win bɔku tɛm. Ɛn afta dat, di Amɛrikan dɛn, we nɔ bin bɛtɛ pas di Rɔshian dɛn pan fɛt-fɛt ɛkspiriɛns ɛn trenin, bin dɔn win na Midway.
  Ɛn afta dat, di Rɔshian bot dɛn bin land na Tɔkyo ɛn dɛn bin tek di kapital siti fɔ di samurai dɛn. Japan bin giv-ɔp.
  We di kol sizin dɔn insay 1941, di Rɔshian ɛn Jamani sojaman dɛn bin tek lɛk ɔl di say dɛn na Afrika. Madagaska bin fɔdɔm insay Mach. Di Rɔshian bot dɛn dɔn bigin fɔ wok mɔ.
  Insay Me, dɛn bin de land na Ɔstrelia. Ɛn wan ɔpreshɔn we bin rili fayn. Insay Jun, di Rɔshian ɛn Jamani sojaman dɛn bin tek Ayland bak.
  Di Amɛrikin dɛn bin gɛt prɔblɛm. Insay Ɔgɔst fɔti wan, di Rɔshian dɛn bin tek di ayland dɛn we de na Awayi. Na de dɛn bin dɔn tayt gud gud wan.
  Di Amɛrika pipul dɛn bin sɔfa fɔ win afta dɛn win dɛn na si. Wi bin tray fɔ kam to wan agrimɛnt.
  Bɔt Tsar Alɛksi bin jɔs gri fɔ sɔrɛnda we nɔ gɛt ɛni kɔndishɔn. Ɛn di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bigin fɔ go bifo pas na Alaska. Dis na bin wan tin we dɛn bin de tink se go apin.
  Insay di winta we bin de fɔti wan ɛn fɔti tu, di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn, pan ɔl we i nɔ bin izi fɔ gɛt di tin dɛn we dɛn nid, dɛn bin ebul fɔ tek Alaska bak. Afta i dɔn tɔn bak in teritɔri, so fulish wan sɛl.
  Di fɛt dɛn sho se di Rɔshian tank dɛn bin fit fɔ fɛt na di sno. Na tru se di we aw di Sherman dɛn bin tan lɛk di Amɛrikin dɛn sho se di Nikolai dɛn stil nɔ gɛt di pawa we di gɔn gɛt fɔ mek pɔsin slap. Dɔn dɛn bin pul wan modifyeshɔn pan di tank wit wan 85-mm kanɔn we ebul fɔ go insay Yanki motoka dɛn.
  Insay di spring insay "42, di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin go na Kanada. Na da sem tɛm de, di tsarist ami, togɛda wit di Jamani dɛn, bin tek Grinland wit fɛt-fɛt.
  Ajentina bin go fɛt wɔ wit Amɛrika. Ɔl tu di Jaman ɛn Rɔshian yunit dɛn bin go bifo frɔm di sawt. Bɔku stet dɛn bin fɔdɔm. Brazil, usay pat pan di sojaman dɛn bin go ova na di sayd we Rɔshia de. Di nɛks wan na Vɛnizwela ɛn Chili. Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin mek di brij ed big. Ɛn bay ɔtom, wi bin dɔn kam dɔŋ na Nikaragwa.
  Ɛn insay di sɔmma, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn kech Kanada ɔl. Ɛn insay di fɔl di fɛt bin muf go na Amɛrika teritɔri.
  Di Amɛrikin dɛn bin stil de agens am bad bad wan. Dɛn bin ivin tray fɔ bɔm Vladivostok ɛn Pɔt Ata, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ du bɔku tin. Tsar Alɛksi II bin tɔk se:
  - Russia na so empire dat i nɔ go ɛva nil dɔŋ! Di Rɔshian bea nɔ go fol in wing ɛn kray insay wan shɔɛl, ɛn in shap mɔt nɔ go ɛva dull!
  Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin kam insay Mɛksiko frɔm di sawt insay Novɛmba. Ɛn frɔm di nɔt dɛn atak di Amɛrikin dɛn. Di tank dɛn we Rɔshia bin gɛt bin de go bifo mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  I dɔn ɔlrɛdi rich Disɛmba fɔti tu. Krismas de kam. Ɛn 4 Rɔshian gyal pikin dɛn de fɛt insay di nyu Nikolai-5 tank, wit wan kanɔn we gɛt lɔng barɛl we gɛt 85 mm.
  Di fayn fayn pipul dɛn rili gladi se wan kɔnta tank fɛt dɔn bigin.
  Natasha shot ɛn se:
  - Ɛn na de kray ɛn kray de!
  Di wɔriɔ bin nak di Amɛrikin Sheman klia wan na in fɔɛd. Di Rɔshian kanɔn gɛt lɔng barɛl ɛn i kin pas di wɛpɔn dɛn. Di projɛktayl gɛt inof kwaliti. So di Sherman nɔto prɔblɛm. Pantap dat, i stil gɛt 75-mm kanɔn we nɔ tu wik. Di Russian tank "Nikolai"-5 gɛt armor frɔm 120 mm na di fɔrɛst, na angle ɛn i de ol fayn ivin na pɔynt-blank rɛnj. Pan ɔl we di Amɛrikan kin stil shot insay di sayd, udat go gi am am?
  Zoya shot wan ɔda Sherman, na di sayd frɔm fa. Ɛn i kin chuk di ɛnimi.
  Di Sherman in tɔrɛt opin. Ɛn sɔm pat dɛn pan mɛtal kin flay go.
  Ɔgɔstin tek am ɛn stɔp in tong:
  - Wi go mɛmba ɔlman!
  Ɛn i go tek am ɛn shot am insɛf. Rayt na di ɛnimi. Ɛn i de kɔs:
  - If a faya di shel dɛm misɛf, aw a go stɔp di mɛtal fɔ flay insay mi chɛst - blɔd shed, blɔd shed!
  Svetlana shek in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn se:
  - Wan briliant kɔd, di Yankees dɔn west!
  Di 4 gyal pikin dɛn rili desperate ɛn dɛn kul. Ɛn fayn fayn pipul dɛn lɛk fɔ siŋ. Afta ɔl, bea nɔ bin step na dɛn yes.
  Natasha faya wan shel, go insay di Sherman ɛn chirp:
  - Russian vodka, wetin i dɔn du?
  Rɔshian vodka, yu dɔn pwɛl mi!
  Rɔshian vodka tan lɛk ɛring!
  Gud fɔ ɛnjɔy, at fɔ hangover!
  Ɛn di titi faya pan di ɛnimi bak. I bin du am rili kɔrɛkt wan ɛn kɔrɛkt wan.
  Di wɔriɔ dɛn rili gud. Dɛn strimlayn tank de flash ɛn jomp lɛk bɔni. En so kul gyal from evri fo.
  Zoya tek am ɛn twit se:
  - Di big big ples na ɔltin to wi,
  Wi go muf mawnten, i go bi di klas we ay pas ɔl!
  Afta dat di titi go lans wan projɛktayl dairekt pan di target. I so kɔrɛkt dat i nɔ pɔsibul fɔ tɛl insay fayn fayn stori ɔ diskrayb wit pen.
  Gɛl dɛn we kɔmɔt na di kiŋ in ami kin win ɛn pwɛl di ɛnimi. Ɛn di Amɛrika pipul dɛn de sɔfa bad bad wan. Na dis na di Grant tank. So i ivin wɔs pas di Sherman. I izi fɔ brok tru. Bɔt di lijen M-16, tu gɔn, ebi, bɔt wit skwea tɔrɛt ɛn nɔ de shayn wit protɛkshɔn.
  Augustine bin slap di M-16 frɔm fa ɛn cooed:
  - Dabl wan tɛm, we mi tɛm kam!
  Ɛn di wɔri man sho in tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal bak. Na gyal we de mek pɔsin gladi.
  Svetlana smash di Grant wit wan akchual hit ɛn his:
  - Nɔbɔdi nɔ go stɔp wi, nɔbɔdi nɔ go win wi! Barefut gyal pikin dɛn de smash di ɛnimi, barefut gyal pikin dɛn - salut to di hiro dɛn!
  Natasha bin siŋ wit gladi at:
  - Insay wan oli wɔ! I go bi wi win! Imperial flag fɔ go bifo - glori to di hiro dɛn we dɔn fɔdɔm!
  Ɛn bak i go sɛn wan prɔjɛkt we rili kɔrɛkt. Ɛn i go bit di ɛnimi.
  Zoya tek am ɛn ad sparklingly:
  - Wan tu Tri! Put ɔl yu ɛnimi dɛn!
  Ɛn bak i sɛn wan prɔjɛkt we dɛn bin dɔn aym fayn fayn wan. Ɛn i bin nak di ɛnimi dairekt wan. Ɛn i bin hit am rili, rili kɔrɛkt wan.
  Ɔgɔstin bin sho in tit ɛn ala se:
  - Di nɛks sɛntiwɔd go bi Tsarist Rɔshia in yon!
  Ɛn bak i sɛn wan prɔjɛkt we dɛn bin dɔn aim fayn fayn wan pan di ɛnimi dɛn. Ɛn i bit am wit ɔl in pawa.
  Svetlana bin kray se:
  - Gi nyuklia spil!
  Ɛn bak aw i go bigin fɔ pwɛl am. Na gyal pikin wit ɔl in trɛnk. Ɛn i go hit, so kɔrɛkt wan.
  Zoya tek am ɛn his:
  - Tek wan waid step, a nɔto dɔnki!
  Ɛn i bin nak mi bak wit wan prɔjɛkt.
  Dɛn swɛt di Amɛrika pipul dɛn, so dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ du natin. Di Sherman dɛn de muf go na di say we dɛn de kil pipul dɛn. Ɛn dɛn kin kam ɔnda shot dɛn we dɛn kin aim fayn fayn wan. Ɛn di Yankees ɔndastand se dɛn dɔn kɔntakt di rɔng pipul dɛn.
  Di Tsarist Empire de kam na Amɛrika in trot. Ɛn wetin dɛn go du fɔ kɔba dis? Yɛs, fɔ praktis fɔ tɔk tru, natin. Di pipul dɛn na Amɛrika bin si se dɛn rili de mɔna dɛn.
  Aw fɔ dil wit di Rɔshian Tsar Alexei? Dis na kiŋ we ebul fɔ du bɔku tin. Ɛn i de kech mɔ ɛn mɔ nyu land dɛn.
  Natasha tek am ɛn faya frɔm di kanɔn, siŋ:
  - Nikolai, Nikolai - Kolya! Yu na di kiŋ we rili kɔl pas ɔlman na Arizɔn!
  Ɛn i sho in tɔŋ.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn rili wɔndaful, ɛn dɛn fayn pan dɛn nature ɛn dɛn abit.
  Ɛn dɛn kin kɔt di Sherman dɛn apat lɛk pɔsin we de blo.
  Bɔku tɛm, dɛn gɛt da kayn big big tin ɛn pawa de. Na dazzling excitement ɛn pandemonium de.
  Zoya faya pan di Yankees ɛn blɔk se:
  - Pafɛkt kɔmpɔt, Oh, oh, oh, oh! Mek wi mek di Krauts go west - laki!
  Ɛn di titi sho in tɔŋ bak, we i gɛt lɛk kɔbra. Ɛn i bin muf am.
  Ɔgɔstin bin faya ɛn grɔmbul:
  - Faya fɛt! Di Rɔshian flag de wit mi ɔltɛm!
  Svetlana bin kɔnfɔm dis wit big zil:
  - Di flag fɔ di Fadaland de wit mi!
  Ɛn di 4 pipul dɛn bin de laf wanwɔd. Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn tek am ɛn sho dɛn lɔng lɔng langwej. Wetin dɛn kin du wit dɛn langwej? Ɔl man kin gladi fɔ dɛn. Dɛn gyal pikin ya kin kol ɛn dɛn kin wam. Ɛn i ful-ɔp wit big big ɛnaji. Bɔku bɔku volkeno lava de insay dɛn. Yu kin krɔs ɔltin ɛn grind am fɔ mek i bi paoda. Ɛn bak flɔd ɛn ful-ɔp.
  Natasha faya pan di Sherman ɛn se:
  - Di wikɛd wulf de fɛt di ɛnimi! Iv Wolf - Salut to di Hiro dɛm!
  Zoya bin krash di Sherman ɛn siŋ:
  - Gɔd sev di kiŋ!
  Ɛn afta dat di titi go ɔl tu tek am ɛn sho in tong, lik am pan di klos. In jenerol, na gyal pikin dem wi nid ya. Dɛn ɔl tu de barefut ɛn dɛn wɛr bikini. Dis fɔm de gi garanti fɔ win.
  Ɔgɔstin bin ala se:
  - Pafɛkt dizayn! Wi fɔ win, ɛn wi go mɔs win!
  Afta dat, di titi sɛn wan shɔɛl. Ɛn i bin du am rili kɔrɛkt wan. Dɛn bin blo di Sherman apat we nɔ impɔtant, lɛk se i gɛt glas we nɔ kin brok pas fɔ gɛt tin dɛn fɔ fɛt. Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de ple wit sɛns. Ɛn dɛn sho dɛn tit dɛn bad bad wan.
  Svetlana bin twit se:
  - Pinocchio, i nɔ go ɛp yu! Na bikɔs dɛn wɛpɔn dɛn ya na barbaric! Ɛn di wɔman sɛn wan shel bak.
  Di Rɔshian, tsarist sojaman dɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ go bifo ɔlsay na Amɛrika.
  Amɛrika bin rili ebul fɔ tinap tranga wan.
  Di nɛt fɔ Katolik Krismas, Disɛmba 25, 1942, di Amɛrikan dɛn bin tray fɔ atak dɛn bak, ɛn dɛn bin trowe bɔku bɔku sojaman dɛn fɔ fɛt.
  Natasha bin sidɔm na di tank ɛn i mek wan shot we i bin dɔn aim fayn fayn wan. I brok Sherman in fɔɛd ɛn kɔl se:
  - Glori to Rɔshia, glori! Tank dɛn de rɔsh fɔ go bifo! Divishɔn dɛn we wɛr rɛd shit, de grit di pipul dɛn na Rɔshia!
  Ɛn di titi go jɔs jomp ɔp ɛn dɔŋ. Natasha nɔto ɔdinari gyal pikin. I mɛmba aw di sikrit polis dɛn bin arɛst am. Dɛn kɛr mi go na wan sɛl ɛn fos mi fɔ pul mi klos bifo di miro dɛn. Dɛn pul dɛn klos ɛn wan uman kam insay wit wayt klos. I bigin fɔ fil di prizina. I luk insay in mɔt, in nos, in yes. Pantap dat, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i kɔt in tong we i de dig na in mɔt. Ɛn dis nɔ kin rili fayn.
  Di gad in an dɛn de insay rɔba glɔv ɛn dɛn rili rɔf.
  Bɔt di tin we bin wɔs pas ɔl na we wan lɔng finga kam insay Venus in bɛlɛ, we mek i fil pen bad bad wan ɛn mek i want fɔ pis we i nɔ ebul fɔ bia. Dis na hau dem de sech politiks aktivist dem. I kin rili pen ɛn i kin rɔf.
  Ɛn di matrɔn bin de pok rawnd insay di anus rili brisk ɛn pen.
  Dɛn bin de luk fɔ di titi frɔm in ed to in fut. Dɛn bin de fil bitwin di finga dɛn ɛn chɛk di skin. Ɛn afta dat, dɛn tek dɛn klos. Ɛn dɛn gi mi wan we gɔvmɛnt gi mi, we gɛt strɛp.
  Ɛn dɛn bin ansa fɔ de na prizin dɛn wan. Bɔt, wan yɔŋ titi bin dɔn de. Ɛn na di sem tin insay wan klos we gɛt strɛch.
  I nɔ bin fayn fɔ de na prizin we yu nɔ wɛr fut ɛn wɛr shɔt skit. I rili kol na di sɛl dɛn.
  Ɛni we aw i bi, dɛn bin lɔk Natasha. Dɔn dɛn kɛr wi go fɔ aks wi kwɛstyɔn dɛn ɛn luk wi bak. Na tru se dɛn nɔ bit wi, bɔt dɛn kam wit nyu torchɔ - fɔ harass wi wit sɔch.
  Fɔmal wan, akɔdin to di lɔ we di Tsarist Ɛmpaya bin gɛt, dɛn nɔ fɔ mek pipul dɛn sɔfa. Bɔt ɔmɔs tɛm fɔ luk, bɔt ɔnda di kia fɔ di ɔtoriti dɛn.
  Ɛn if di woda kɔntinyu fɔ stik in finga dɛn na yu prayvet pat, ɛn afta dat insɛf go insay yu mɔt, den i nɔ go tan lɛk se i bɔku. Ɛn ivin man dɛn kin luk am ɛn grin.
  Dɔn dɛn kɛr Natasha nekɛd insay wan kol pɔnishmɛnt sɛl ɛn marinated am de. Jɛnɛral wan, i nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ brok di titi. Dɔn di wɔ bigin ɛn Natasha bin volontia fɔ go na di ami. Nɔto inɔf pruf nɔ bin de agens am, ɛn dɛn bin gladi fɔ kɔl di wɔriman fɔ kam bifo.
  Pan ɔl we infakt Natasha na bin Bolshevik ɛn i bin fɛt agens di tsarist gɔvmɛnt.
  Lenin, bikɔs dɛn nɔ bin tray fɔ kil in layf, i bin liv lɔng pas dat. I bin kɔntinyu fɔ de na ɔda kɔntri. Ɛspɛshali na Swizaland, usay i sef pas ɔl. Na de, mɔ, apat frɔm pɔlitikal volyum dɛn, we di nɔmba pan dɛn bin wɔndaful, di lida bin bigin fɔ intres bak pan sayɛns fikshɔn. Na mɔtalman, Lenin mit Wales, ɛn i tray in an bak pan di jɛnɛreshɔn. Speshali, Vladimir Ilyich bin rayt di kɔmyunis utopia "Wan Ɔndrɛd Ia Leta." Na de, mɔtalman dɔn ɔlrɛdi go na di spes ɛn i de win ɔda wɔl dɛn. Ɔltin na di planɛt Wɔl na fri. Ɛn ɔltin we bɔku. Ɛnibɔdi ivin gɛt in yon plen.
  Lenin bin tɔk bak bɔt di Intanɛt ɛn di bɔku bɔku we aw dɛn de du tin. Nɔbɔdi nɔ de kuk in yon it igen, ɛn pipul dɛn de it na pɔblik ɛn fri kantin. Nɔ sik nɔ de, dɛn dɔn win ol ej, dɛn nɔ de du kraym rili smɔl - lɛk wan kil pan ia, fɔ di wan ol planɛt. Praktikal tif nɔ de atɔl, bikɔs ɔltin na fri.
  Dɛn kin bil os dɛn kwik kwik wan, ɛn i kin tan lɛk se dɛn kin gro dɛn pan kɔral dɛn we kɔmpyuta kin kɔntrol.
  Di wok de na jɔs 4 awa ɛn tri dez fɔ lɛf fɔ wok insay di wik. No had bɔdi wok nɔ de.
  Ivin di klaymat dɔn chenj ɛn i dɔn wam. Di pol dɛn kin mɛlt, painapul, kokonat, ɛn banana kin gro na di shore dɛn na di Aktik Oshɔn. Na fɔ sote go sɔm ɛn sɔm san dɛn de bɔn. Jɛnɛral wan, di planɛt dɔn tɔn to paradays.
  Lenin in novel bin wok fayn ɛn dɛn bin translet am insay bɔku langwej dɛn ɛn dɛn bin pul am bak na Tsarist Rɔshia.
  Smɔl smɔl, Lenin bin kɔmɔt nia di lidaship fɔ di Bolshevik Pati, ɛn i bin bigin fɔ intres mɔ ɛn mɔ pan buk ɛn magazin dɛn. I bin bi pɔsin we rili fashɔn fɔ rayt sayɛns fikshɔn ɛn i bin de gɛt bɔku mɔni.
  Bɔt Stalin bin de ple impɔtant pat mɔ ɛn mɔ na di Bolshevik Pati. Dis dikteta dɔn go bak bak to di prɔsis fɔ mek pipul dɛn fred fɔ ɛnibɔdi. Ɛn di Bolshevik Pati bin kam fɔ bi agresiv, bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn ɛn dɛn bin denja.
  Natasha nɔto uman we nɔ de du bad bak - i tek ɛn kil di jenɛral. Bɔt i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ ɛni pruf nɔ bin de agens am. So di titi kɔmɔt na do. Pan ɔl we a bin sɔfa fɔ tu-tri mɔnt na prizin.
  Ɔgɔstin bin rili dɔn biɛn di bar we i bin stil yɔŋ. Ɛn bak fɔ wan miks pan pɔlitiks ɛn kriminal. I bin sav in sɛnt na wan ples usay dɛn de wok fɔ pikin dɛn. I bin de wok ɛn siŋ de bɔku.
  Nɔto ɔdinari gyal pikin. Ɛn i bin gri bak fɔ go fɛt wɔ wantɛm wantɛm. Di win dɛn we i bin win bin intrestin.
  Naw di gyal pikin dɛn de pwɛl Sherman ɛn siŋ:
  - I dɔn te we wi nɔ de na wi yon say,
  Ɛn no Rɔshia nɔ de we fayn pas dis ilɛksɛf na drim!
  Wan bɛl go ring frɔm di skay - di ren go kam dɔŋ, .
  A go bak to mi pikin tɛm - di sɔm ren dɔn biɛn mi! Bihayn mi!
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn bin de siŋ wit kɔrɛkt:
  Wi de liv na wi papa in Wɔl, .
  Di granpikin dɛn fɔ Rod na Slavik pikin dɛn...
  Ɛn flay pan ɔs we gɛt wing, .
  Rus" in distant mileniom!
  Insay Janwari 1943, fɛt-fɛt bin bigin fɔ fɛt fɔ Filadɛlfia. Na wan impɔtant siti fɔ difend di nɔt pat na Amɛrika.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn na di Rɔshian, tsarist ami rɛdi fɔ di mɔs disisiv asɔlt.
  Natasha bin faya di Amɛrikan gɔn. I brok am ɛn twit se:
  - Dis na pawa, da kayn pawa de!
  Zoya bin thump bak ɛn se:
  - Gudnɛs ɛn layt!
  Ɔgɔstin bin bit am bak wit wan prɔjɛkt, ɛn i bin rili, rili kɔrɛkt wan. I bin pwɛl di ɛnimi ɛn twit se:
  - Mad bul! Tsar Alɛgzanda!
  Ɛn i stɔp in tong bak! Dis kayn gyal we gɛt blɔd, wit ɔl in tit dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Svetlana bin his wit frenzi wamat:
  - Mi na di ays fɔm fɔ aerobatik ɛn distrɔkshɔn!
  Afta dat di titi pul in tit ɛn ala bak. I rili pawaful ɛn i fayn.
  Natasha tek am ɛn cooed:
  - Ɛn wan tɔp-klas wɔriɔ!
  Ɛn i tek ɛn sɛn di projɛktayl wit wɔndaful ɛn akkuracy we nɔbɔdi nɔ go biliv! Di pipul dɛn na Amɛrika bin sɔprayz.
  Filadɛlfia bin de difend tranga wan. Di Amɛrika pipul dɛn bin fɛt wit maynd ɛn wit ɔl dɛn at na dɛn yon grɔn. Ɛn dɛn bin ivin tray fɔ kɔntra atak.
  Dɛn bin trowe tank dɛn we denja fɔ go fɛt. Na mɔtalman wan mashin we de pwɛl tin dɛn we gɛt 90 mm lɔng barɛl gɔn bin apia. Ɛn we i bin de nia am, i bin fɔ dɔn pans Nikolai-5 na in fɔɛd.
  Zoya bin ivin tɔk se:
  - Di Yankees de go bifo.
  Ɔgɔstin bin hiss fɔ ansa se:
  - Ɛn wi nɔ de tinap stil!
  Ɛn di dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia go tek ɛn shot. I de du dis rili, rili kɔrɛkt wan. Dis kayn uman we nɔ gɛt op ɛn we strɔng. Ɛn na kriminal we de pan big big skel. Tray fɔ agens dis.
  Wan rial kwin.
  Di nɛks pɔsin na Svetlana. Aw i kray. Ɛn i go kɔt di Sherman insay smɔl smɔl. Dis na gyal, gyal to ɔl gyal pikin!
  Ɛn i kin shot so kɔrɛkt wan.
  Natasha bin bit di Amɛrikin dɛn ɛn his:
  - A nɔto mi, ɛn "Tiger" nɔto mi yon!
  Afta dat di titi tek am bak ɛn sho in tɔŋ! I go tek am, slash am, ɛn krɔs di ɛnimi.
  Natasha na so gyal pikin dat no man nɔ go ebul fɔ tinap agens am.
  I kin shot ɛn wok wit in tong fayn fayn wan.
  Di titi shot insɛf ɛn swɛt. Dɛn kin swift, ɛn di sem tɛm dɛn kin rili greyhaund. Nɔbɔdi nɔ go pul agens dɛn. Warriors of layt ɛn sno ɛn briz.
  Zoya hiss wit desperately, spit aut wan shel to di US tank:
  - Mi na wɔriɔ we so kul dat yu nɔ go ebul fɔ fɛn ɛnibɔdi we ay pas am!
  Ɛn i go spak wit tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal.
  Augustine, tek am ɛn twit se:
  - Wi nɔ go alaw fɔ win! Wi ami nɔ go ebul fɔ win!
  Ɛn di wɔri pipul dɛn de strayk bak. Ɛn ɛni wan pan dɛn gɛt in yon bɔyfrɛn. Dɛn kayn wɔndaful fayn fayn tin dɛn de. Ɔlman dɔn krɔs ɛn brok.
  Svetlana bin siŋ:
  - Ɛn di bɔd bin tink, smash ɔlman in jaw! Dat liv gud, ɛn dat layf gud!
  Natasha slam in fut we nɔ gɛt natin insay di klos ɛn ala se:
  - In shot, in shot, in shot - banzai!
  Bɔt stil, wɔ nɔto jɔs wan gem we dɛn kin ple chɛs. Bɔt stil, insay wɔ, sojaman dɛn we de waka na fut kin rili strɔng ɛn dɛn nɔ kin ebul fɔ go insay dɛn izi wan. Ɛn insay wɔ i nɔ nid fɔ mek muv wan bay wan. Yu kin akt mɔ kɔnsistɛns.
  Natasha bin imajin se dɛn de drɛb wan slev fɔ mek dɛn sɛl am. Na de dɛn go chɛk am ɛn tɔch am nekɛd na di ɔkshɔn.
  Yes, i gud fɔ fayn uman afta ɔl. Ɔlman want fɔ tɔch am ɛn fuk am. Ɛn smat gyal kin gɛt mɔni ɛn ɛnjɔymɛnt. I go mɔs bi se i fayn fɔ di raregal dɛn we de na di panɛl bak.
  Natasha shot bak ɛn kray se:
  - Nyu kru, wi go bod ɔlman!
  Afta dat di gyal lik di breech fɔ di gɔn. Oh, aw in tong gridi. I fayn fɔ bi uman we de vɛks ɛn we de du bad. I jɔs want fɔ fiks sɔntin.
  Zoya faya bak ɛn se:
  - A de pan rɔket, ɛn yu de na tɔylɛt!
  Ɛn i go rili laf! Sho yu tong!
  Girls, if dem fait, dem du am wel. Dɛn fes we de grin ful-ɔp wit gladi at ɛn pawa.
  Ɔgɔstin bin ala se:
  - Krayzi carnations fɔ wi!
  Di sojaman dɛn fɔ di tsarist, Rɔshian ami bin pas Filadɛlfia. Di ɛnd fɔ Janwari, i ful-ɔp wit sno ɛn kol.
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn, lɛk ɔltɛm, dɛn nɔ wɛr fut ɛn dɛn wɛr bikini. Dɛn kin shot dɛnsɛf ɛn grin.
  We di ɔda wan dɛn bin de, di gyal pikin dɛn bin de ple chɛk na tu ɔndrɛd skwea dɛn. Pantap dat, na tu pipul dɛn we de ple wit ɔda pɔsin.
  Natasha ɛn Zoya de na wan say, ɛn Ɔgɔstin ɛn Svetlana de na di ɔda say. Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de fɛt bad bad wan. Ɛn dɛn kɔt dɛnsɛf wit frenzi wamat. Di fɛt nɔto fɛt, bɔt na rial strateji. Ɛn nɔ-standad. Ɛn di bod rili big ɛn di tɛm fɔ ple kin bɔku.
  Natasha ɛn Zoya bin divɛlɔp di ɔfɛnsif wit Wait. Wan bad bad fɛt bin apin afta dat. Bɔt di atak we dɛn bin atak dɛn bin rɔn insay chenj dɛn. Di fɛt bin de pan ikwal tɛm.
  Afta sɔm tɛm, ɔl tu di say dɛn bin ple wan kiŋ, ɛn afta we dɛn bin de fɛt tranga wan, di gem bin dɔn wit wan dro.
  Ɔgɔstin bin tɔk se:
  - Stil, chɛk nɔ intrestin lɛk chɛs. Ɛn in jɔnal, us kayn lɔ na fɔ tek am? Dis nɔ kin apin na rial wɔ!
  Natasha bin shrug in ed:
  - Di rul, as a ruul! Bot mek wi kriet wan speshal kain ladies...
  Ɔgɔstin bin smɔl in yay:
  - I tan lɛk spɛshal?
  Natasha bin tɔk se:
  - Lɛ wi se if kwin nak tu kiŋ ɛn sev, den i kin gɛt dis kayn prɔpati lɛk, fɔ ɛgzampul... Knock tu chɛk ivin tinap nia dɛnsɛf, ɛn chɛk na di edj fɔ di bod.
  Ɔgɔstin shek in ed.
  - Nɔ! Wit dis kain king yu no fit win gem gens yu oponunent. If i gɛt da kayn supa uman de!
  Natasha nɔ bin gri wit dis:
  -Dɛn kin kech am wit tri chɛk ɔ kiŋ dɛn we de insay wan row. Ɔ na di edj fɔ di bod yu kin jɔs kɔmɔt na wan chɛk, nɔto kiŋ.
  Zoya bin notis se:
  - Ɛn chɛs bɛtɛ! Yu kin invent sɔntin lɛk dis de! Ɛn mek da kayn figa de.
  Ɔgɔstin bin gri se:
  - Yes, yu kin mek archers, ɛn ɔfisa, ɛn jesta, ɛn chariɔt, ɛn jenɛral, ɛn howitzer, ɛn kanɔn. Ɛn jɔs lɛk aw dɛn kin mek wan bɔnch figa dɛn.
  Natasha bin gri wit dis:
  - Yes, yu kin mek difrɛn figa dɛn. Fɔ ɛgzampul, a kin shot aro nɔto na wan fil, bɔt na tu. Ɛn di jesta, fɔ ɛgzampul, de waka lɛk kwin - agil, bɔt i jɔs de hit lɛk nayt. Di chariɔt de waka lɛk ɔs, bɔt i de bit lɛk ɛlifant. Howitzer de muv lɛk nayt, bɔt i de hit lɛk ruk, ɛn kanɔn de muv lɛk bishɔp, bɔt i de hit ɔrizɔntal bak. Di jenɛral de waka lɛk kiŋ, bɔt i de bit lɛk ɛlifant. Ɛn di ɔfisa de waka lɛk ɛlifant, bɔt i de bit lɛk kiŋ. Apat frɔm dat, yu kin mek snaypa figa - i de muv lɛk nayt, bɔt i de hit lɛk kwin. Ɛn di pis - di slinger - de muv lɛk pawn, bɔt i nɔ jɔs de hit dayagɔnal, bɔt i de hit bifo insɛf. Pantap dat, pɔsin we de rayd arch, pɔsin we de sling ɛn pɔsin we gɛt pawn kin bi kwin. Bɔt, tu kwin dɛn de bak. Wan pɔsin de bak we tan lɛk kadinal.
  I de muv lɛk kwin ɛn lɛk nayt, ɛn atak lɛk kwin ɛn nayt. Ɛn di pawn kin bi kadinal ɔ ɛni ɔda pat. So, di nɔmba fɔ di figa dɛn de go ɔp. Na bin siksti. Ɛn naw tu pipul dɛn we de mek lɛk se, tu ɔfisa dɛn, tu jenɛral dɛn, tu awitza dɛn, tu kanɔn dɛn, tu chariɔt dɛn, tu kwin dɛn, ɛn insted ɔf kwin, wan kadinal. Ɛn tri kayn pawn: slingers, archers, infantrimen. Na figa dɛn nɔmɔ de. twɛnti-ɛit mɔ - dat na fɔti-fo. Gud nɔmba.
  Svetlana bin notis se:
  - Wetin if wi ad prins tu?
  Anjɛlika shek in ed.
  - Ɛn aw di prins dɛn go waka ɛn bit.
  Svetlana bin tɔk se:
  - Dɛn de muv lɛk rook ɛn hit lɛk kiŋ! We na lɔjik, bikɔs dɛn de mobayl pas di kiŋ, pan ɔl we dɛn de stret, bɔt di pawa we de pwɛl na di sem.
  Anjɛlika bin tɔk smɔl bɔt am se:
  - Ɛn na fɔti-ɛit figa dɛn nɔmɔ. Ɛn di bod insɛf na tɛn skwea vertikal. Ɛn ɔrizɔntal wan, twɛnti-fo sɛl dɛn de. We na di men tin we kin mek pɔsin satisfay. Ɛn na tu ɔndrɛd ɛn fɔti sɛl dɛn nɔmɔ. Gem we at bɔt we intrestin.
  Di sojaman dɛn we de waka na fut kin waka fɔ di fɔs tɛm tru tu fil dɛn. Di sɛkɔn tɛm if yu muv wan sɛl, tru wan fil. Rul de fɔ tek di pas. Ɛn dɛn kin win bay we dɛn chɛk di kiŋ. We na tin we mek sɛns.
  Natasha purr wit wan satisfay luk:
  - Chɛs we gɛt tu ɔndrɛd ɛn fɔti skwea. Dis rili wɔndaful!
  Ɔgɔstin bin de grɔmbul wit gladi at:
  - Ɔltin we nɔ pɔsibul pɔsibul, ɛn i go fayn!
  Afta dat, di sojaman dɛn bigin fɔ fɛt. Dɛn pwɛl dɛn Sherman dɛn ɛn laf.
  Apat frɔm dɛn tank dɛn ya, gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf wit gɔn dɛn we gɛt lɔng barɛl bin denja mɔ. Ɛn di Amɛrika pipul dɛn bin de yuz gɔn dɛn bak we dɛn kin pul na ship fɔ faya. Bɔt dis na rili big pawa. Ɛn di pawa rili, rili denja.
  Natasha bin wispa se:
  - Dis na ful os! Wi nɔ go giv-ɔp ɛn wi nɔ go fɔgiv!
  Ɛn afta dat, i bin mek di wɛpɔn we gɛt et inch nɔ wok. Na tru se gyal pikin dɛn na greyhaund. Ɛn di dɛbul insɛf nɔto dɛn brɔda.
  Dɛn kin shot dɛnsɛf, pwɛl dɛn, ɛn bigin fɔ siŋ.
  Ɔgɔstin tek am ɛn chip se:
  - Mad ɛlifant dɛn! Ɔl di say dɛn ikwal!
  Ɛn di wɔman bin pul in tit dɛn. Ɛn i gɛt da kayn vɛks de pan ɔltin ɛn mɔ fɔ ple ple wit am.
  Ɛn i bin bang wan Amɛrikan tank ɛn chuk di stɛl klos. Ɛn i bin knock bɔku fɛtman dɛn.
  Zoya, we bin de shot bak, bin notis se:
  - Nyuklia hariken! Dis na kɔmplit nɔsɛns!
  Ɛn i sho in lɔng ɛn rili mobayl langwej. Winked at ɔl di bɔy ɛn gyal pikin dɛn.
  Svetlana bin swɛt se:
  - Nɔ slo pan tɔn! Girls, dis na aw una de lan fɔ win! Ɛn bɛr ɔlman!
  Dɛn bin kɔt Filadɛlfia frɔm di ɔda pat dɛn na Amɛrika ɛn dɛn bin de blɔd.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn, afta dɛn tank bang wan mayn we dɛn bin de ripɛnt am, dɛn go dɔŋ na di bɛsin.
  Na de dɛn bin de layt chɛs we dɛn mek na dɛn os ɛn tray fɔ ple. Tu ɔndrɛd ɛn fɔti skwea na di bod de kol.
  So faw na wan bod nɔmɔ bin de ɛn dɛn bin de ple in turn. Di gem bin drɛg go bifo. A bin gɛt fɔ tink bɔt am fɔ lɔng tɛm.
  Gloomy Augustine bin notis wit nɔ satisfay se:
  - Di gem bin tɔn aut fɔ bi tu kɔmplikɛt! Ivin mi ed kin at fɔ mɛmba di lɔ dɛn. Na ya di kastling sɛf difrɛn smɔl.
  Natasha bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Yes, bikɔs di bod dɔn big ɛn lɔng, di kastlin prɔses kin tek bɔku tɛm. Fɔ tɔk mɔ, a bin want fɔ se di kiŋ de muf go na wan rod we impɔtant pas ɔl. Ɛn dis kin mek i ebul fɔ kɔmɔt na di sɛnta! Bɔt di kiŋ nɔ gɛt rayt fɔ mek dɛn bit am!
  Ɔgɔstin bin gri se:
  - Yes, i nɔ gɛt rayt! Bɔt a stil nɔ ebul fɔ no di kɔmplisiti dɛn!
  Di gem bin rili at. Di bod rili wayd ɛn big. Di wan dɛn we de mek jel bin de rɔn rawnd ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ bigin fɛt. A bin want fɔ briŋ di kadinal insay di gem wit pawa we de kil, ɛn di sem tɛm, wit in ɛp, a bin want fɔ kɔba di kiŋ. Bɔku figa dɛn bin de ɛn dɛn bin gɛt fɔ du bɔku wok fɔ kɔnt.
  Natasha bin mɛmba se:
  - A bin ple wit di Russian ɛn wɔl champion Alekhine. We dɛn de ple gem wan tɛm. Ɛn i bin ebul fɔ mek di gem dro. I bin ple bak wit di fɔma wɔl champion Kapablanka. I ɔl so intrestin. A bin de ple wit difrɛn pipul dɛn. Bɔt a nɔ bin ɛva tink se chɛs kin tranga so.
  Svetlana bin notis se:
  - Ɛn a go lɛk fɔ introduks nyu figa dɛn bak. Fɔ ɛgzampul, wan kat.
  Natasha shek in ed bad bad wan:
  - Ɛn i rili at! Na ya di gem dɛn go las fayv ɔndrɛd muv, ɔ ivin mɔ. Dɛn go ple dɛn fɔ sɔm dez, ɛn sɔntɛm wik.
  Zoya bin de gigl ɛn tɔk se:
  - Yu kin mek sɔm kayn we dɛn fɔ dis gem. I simpul ɛn i kɔmplikt. Wit mɔ figa dɛn ɛn smɔl.
  Fɔ ɛgzampul, kat... I kin muv lɛk infantriman, ɛn di sem tɛm wan fil go na di sayd we dɛn nɔ kech am. Ɛn i kin bit lɛk ɔdinari pawn. Smɔl strɔng pas pawn bikɔs ɔf di lateral manejmɛnt. Di kat nɔto supa wɛpɔn. Bɔt if pozishɔn strɛch de, den yu kin transfa dɛn fɔ asɔlt frɔm ɔda pat na di bɔd. Ɛn i at fɔ stɔp am fɔ bi kadinal. Bɔt jɔs lɛk ɔl ɔda tin dɛn, dɛn kin stil mek difrɛn kayn wɛpɔn dɛn.
  Anjɛlika bin tɔk se:
  - Na ya yu kin mek bishɔp figa bak. I de muv lɛk rook, bɔt i de hit lɛk nayt. Dɔn bak, na wan kayn tin we dɛn kin yuz fɔ sho sɔntin. Ivin if nɔto so mobayl lɛk jesta.
  Natasha bin mɛmba se:
  - Ɛn wi fɔgɛt bak fɔ kɔt di snaypa in figa. We de waka lɛk nayt ɛn hit lɛk kwin.
  Anjɛlika nɔd ɛn gigl:
  - Mek fo mo shep fo wan kala? Dis go ɔlrɛdi bi wan klia ɔvakil!
  Ɛn so di gem rili at, ɛn ɔdinari pipul dɛn nɔ kin ebul fɔ du am.
  Natasha bin ansa dis:
  - Tu ɔndrɛd ɛn fɔti sɛl dɛn bin de, i go bi tu ɔndrɛd ɛn et. Nɔto fɔ kil pɔsin. Ɛn dɛn go ad mɔ kat dɛn.
  Anjɛlika bin kɔrɛkt in padi se:
  - Dɔn yu nid fɔ mek tri ɔndrɛd sɛl dɛn. Fɔ gud mɛzhɔ, wan mɔ kɔmpleks modifyeshɔn fɔ chɛs.
  Ad tu ɔda shep dɛn.
  Zoya bin de gigl ɛn tɔk se:
  - Wetin yu go du if yu bring di kwin?
  Anjɛlika shek in ed bad bad wan:
  - Dis na wɔ fɔ di Midul Ij. No kwin nɔ de na di ami. Dɛn nɔ bin gri wit dis da tɛm de.
  Natasha ansa wit wan grin se:
  - Jɛnɛral dɛn de, ɔfisa dɛn de. Bɔt nɔto inɔf mashɛl dɛn de. Mek wi bring in tu marshals. Dɛn go waka lɛk kiŋ ɛn bit lɛk kwin.
  Anjɛlika bin grin ɛn tɔk se:
  - Nɔto tu mobayl, bɔt i de kil pɔsin! Wetin mek sɛns!
  Natasha bin de gigl ɛn rayt se:
  - In totɛl i go bi siksti figa, tri ɔndrɛd sɛl. Siksti figa dɛn na ɛni say. Dis na big big tin!
  Anjɛlika bin tɔk wit wan luk we nɔ gɛt wan list:
  - Di gem go rili at. Bɔt di sem tɛm i rili intrestin. A tink se i go gɛt pipul dɛn we lɛk am bak!
  Svetlana bin tɔk wit wan grin se:
  - Bɔt wi nɔ chenj di trajektɔri dɛm fɔ di chɛs pis dɛm, wi jɔs mek difrɛn muv dɛm. Yu nɔ tink se na tɛm fɔ mek sɔntin we impɔtant pas dat!
  Ɔgɔstin bin tɔk di rayt we se:
  - Mɔ ɔrijinal nɔ min bɛtɛ!
  Zoya bin de gigl ɛn tɔk se:
  - Best di enemi of di gud!
  Natasha bin tɔk wit wan harpy smayl se:
  - Yu kin ɛnta fayv figa dɛn bak, ɛn twɛnti wit wan kɔlɔ. So da chɛs de gɛt 400 skwea dɛn. Ɛn i go at fɔ mek dɛn chenj di we aw dɛn de du tin.
  Anjɛlika shek in ed.
  - Wetin dis go gi wi? If yu mek tin tranga, dat go jɔs mek di chɛs gem wɔs. Sɔntɛm i go bɛtɛ fɔ kam wit sɔm chenj dɛn fɔ tradishɔnal chɛs?
  Natasha bin tɔk siriɔs wan se:
  - A bin de tink fɔ mek mɔni pan nyu gem. Bay di we, wetin mek yu nɔ mek wan simpul we fɔ di gem. Ɛn trowe, fɔ ɛgzampul, ɔl di tradishɔnal pies dɛn, ivin di kwin ɛn di pawn dɛn?
  Ɔgɔstin bin gri se:
  - Simpul modifyeshɔn ɛn mɔ ifɛktiv.
  Zoya bin sho in tit ɛn bark:
  - Ɛn afta dat, ridyus di nɔmba fɔ di pis frɔm fɔti-ɛit insay wan kɔlɔ, to... Tu ruk, bishɔp, nayt, kwin... Sikstin pis dɔŋ. Ɛn afta dat, i go bi twɛnti tu.
  Ɔgɔstin bin kɔrɛkt se:
  - Nɔto siksti, bɔt fɔtin. Ɛn afta dat, twɛnti-fo go de insay wan kɔlɔ. Ɛn nɔto pawn, na pipul dɛn nɔmɔ we de arch ɛn sling!
  Natasha bin kɔnfɔm wit gladi at se:
  - Wit dis simpul modifyeshɔn fɔ wan ɔndrɛd ɛn twɛnti sɛl, wi go gɛt big mɔni!
  Filadɛlfia dɔn fɔdɔm. Ɛn di Tsarist Rɔshian ami bin muf go na di sawt. I bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de na di ɛnd insay Fɛbwari. Di sno bigin fɔ mɛlt ɛn di rod dɛn bigin fɔ dɔti.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn kɔmɔt na di tank ɛn rɔn rawnd, dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin bin de splash na di dɔti.
  Na 1943, di Tsarist Ɛmpaya. Di glori fiuja fɔ Rɔshia ɔnda di rul fɔ di Romanov dinasti.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn de rɔn ɛn mek splash.
  Natasha bin notis se:
  - Nɔ, afta ɔl, ɔtokrasi na pawa fɔ di Midul Ij pas fɔ di mɔdan tɛm!
  Zoya bin gri wit dis:
  - Yɛs! I fɔ gɛt wan kɔlektif maynd! Aw yu go fil bɔt wan? Yu tink se i tu bɔku we wan pɔsin tek ɔltin?
  Ɔgɔstin nɔ bin gri wit dis:
  - Ɔtoritarian pawa mek Rɔshia bi big ɛmpaya! Wi dɔn win bɔku bɔku kɔntri dɛn! Ɛn mɛmba yu, bɔku pan dɛn na bikɔs ɔf di ɔtokratik we fɔ gɔvmɛnt!
  Svetlana bin de gigl ɛn tɔk se:
  - Bɔt Briten de ɔnda wi naw! Dimokrasi nɔ bin ɛp am!
  Natasha nɔ bin gri wit dis:
  - Bɔt Ingland bi di big big ɛmpaya na di wɔl. Ɛn bɔku pan am na bikɔs ɔf dimokrasi. In jɔnal, wetin mek dimokrasi wik?
  Zoya bin sɔpɔt in patna:
  - Fɔ ɛgzampul, di Roman Ɛmpaya bin pwɛl bɔku we dɛn ɛn i nɔ bin bi ripablik igen. Di pawa we di kiŋ bin gɛt nɔ bin mek i strɔng, bɔt i bin mek i wik! Bɔt i bin rili spɛshal siti!
  Ɔgɔstin bin kol se:
  - Moscow na di tɔd Rom!
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn bin de laf wit gladi at.
  Svetlana bin tɔk se:
  - Lɛ wi mek wi yon ɛmpaya! We go go bifo!
  Natasha bin tɔk wit smayl se:
  "A mɛmba ivin Juliɔs Siza bin tɔk se: A nɔ want fɔ mek wan dinasti." Mi pikin go wik pas mi. Di granpikin nɔ fit atɔl. Ɛn di granpikin go pwɛl di ɛmpaya! So lɛ di ripablik win!
  Zoya bin gri wit dis:
  - Inaf wit diktetaship - gi wi dimokrasi! Aw lɔng wan pɔsin go ebul fɔ rul wan ɛmpaya?
  Ɔgɔstin bin kɔnfɔm wit wan grin se:
  - Less na beta! Ɛspɛshali if yu mɛmba di tin dɛn we Pita di Gret dɔn du - man we gɛt big at!
  Svetlana bin notis wit dawt se:
  - Pita di Gret bin de drink ɛn smok tumɔs, we bin de ambɔg in wɛlbɔdi. Ɛn in jɔnal, i bin stil de du uman dɛn. Ɛn fɔ man dɛn, fɔ du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs tumɔs kin ambɔg.
  Ɔgɔstin bin de gigl se:
  - Bɔt i yusful fɔ uman dɛn! So mek wi drink to dat!
  Ɛn i tek wan briz ɛn du sɔmsalt. Di rɛd ia bin luk lɛk se i rili de fɛt.
  Natasha, insɛf bin twit se:
  - Di Mama Land na wi os! Ɛn dɛn go win di ɛnimi dɛn!
  Di nyu "Alexander"-5 drayv pas di gyal pikin dɛn. Dis tank bin gɛt 152 mm howitzer, bɔt dɛn bin difrɛns am bay angul armour ɛn big trɛnk. Ɛn di rit we di howitzer bin de faya bin bɔku. Apat frɔm dat, dɛn bin put wan mɔdan gas tɔbayn injin na dis tank, ɛn di motoka bin gɛt wɔndaful spid.
  Lɛ wi tɔk tru, di pawa dɔn gro, ɛn di drayvin pefɔmɛns fɔ di tank dɔn gro. Apat frɔm dat, wan nyu "Bear" bin apia na di tsarist ami, i layt, bɔt i bin gɛt wan rɔket lansa. Ɛn dis na big big pawa we de pwɛl tin dɛn we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ tinap agens.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin gladi. Di wɔ go dɔn jisnɔ. Ɛn dɛn go gɛt blɛsin...
  Di Amɛrika pipul dɛn de tray fɔ atak bak.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn klaym insay dɛn tank ɛn dɛn de faya frɔm am. Pantap dat, dɛn kin shot rili, rili kɔrɛkt wan, lɛk Robin Hoods.
  Natasha bin hit di Sherman ɛn siŋ:
  - Di Russian ami strɔng, i de protɛkt di wɔl! I de protɛkt di wɔl!
  Ɛn di wɔriman de muv in fut we nɔ gɛt natin along di klos.
  Di "Witch" de tray fɔ atak dɛn. Wan gɔn we de rɔn insɛf fast fast wit 90-mm kanɔn. Dis nɔ kin ebul fɔ neutralize so izi wan. Bɔt Zoya tek wan hit ɛn hit am ɛksaktɔli. Afta dat di titi bɔs laf:
  - Wan wayt maws de na di Grik hal!
  Dɔn a bin imajin se a de na Amɛrika kapchɔ. Aw wan blak uman gad de grop am. I bin ivin bigin fɔ mek pɔsin fred smɔl. Di we aw dɛn de luk fɔ pipul dɛn kin tek tɛm luk fɔ am. We, lɛk se yu na animal, dɛn de grop yu ɔlsay wit an dɛn we wɛr rɔba glɔv. Ɛn dɛn go mɔs luk insay yu mɔt.
  Zoya bin faya bak. I krɔs di Sherman ɛn pur:
  - Genius Ɛkspɛs!
  Bɔt Ɔgɔstin bin tray fɔ mɛmba aw i bin de mek lɔv wit di sojaman dɛn. Ɛn i bin de du am lɛk fɔ fri. Ɛn a nɔ bin tek am wit yɔŋ man atɔl. Na wan decent uman i bi.
  Akchuali dis na in stayl. We di kɔloni bin gɛt trɔbul, bɔku man dɛn bin de we de gayd am. Fɔ lɔv, dɛn go gi ɛnitin. Ɛn mɔni, ɛn sigrɛt, ɛn vodka.
  Ɔgɔstin bin bigin fɔ smok, bɔt afta dat i lɛf fɔ smok. Wetin mek yu fɔ pwɛl yu tit? I gɛt dɛn di kɔlɔ we tan lɛk pal. So wetin mek fɔ kɔba dɛn wit tik tin we nɔ fayn?
  Dɔn di titi bigin fɔ lɛk fɔ kɔt kɔt di gyal pikin dɛn. I bin lɛk am bak. Wetin gud wan kɔloni kin tich? Eksept fɔ du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs di we aw Gɔd nɔ want. Ivin fo lov yu kin shirk wok. Girls don yus to am.
  Ɔgɔstin bin go bifo klos wan wantɛm wantɛm frɔm di wund dɛn we i bin gɛt na prizin. Di wɔ nɔ bin tranga. Tsarist Russia win wit smɔl lɔs frɔm di biginin. Ɛn sakrifays bin kam afta dɛn bin gɛt sakrifays. Bɔt i bin lɛk am na India. Ɛspɛshali fɔ mek lɔv akɔdin to di Kama Sutra. I so kul. Ɛn Indian bɔy pikin dɛn rili lɛk ɛn dɛn ɔmbul.
  Ɔgɔstin bin mek mɔni bak na India. Na plenti riches of difren levels de de. Ɛn ɛmirald ɛn dayamɔn dɛn de, ɛn bɔku ɔda tin dɛn. Yu gɛt fɔ strɔng ɛn di titi bin strɔng. Yu tink se i fayn fɔ mek wi bi pɔsin we de ful pɔsin? Ɛn so di wɔman bin bigin fɔ tink mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Dɛn bin rili gladi fɔ Ɔgɔstin na India. Dɛn bin put pat pan di mɔni na di faynɛns akaun dɛn na Swizaland. A bin de tink fɔ bay misɛf wan ɛstate. Sɔntɛm ivin wit taytul. We di ɛmpaya de na do. Difrɛn taytul dɛn de: dyuk, barɔn, kɔnt, makiz, prins, prins, viskɔnt, ɛn bɔya.
  Rɔshia rich pan taytul dɛn. Ɔgɔstin bin de drim fɔ bi duchess ɛn gɛt in yon harem fɔ man dɛn. We na rili big tɛmteshɔn.
  Afta we Filadɛlfia fɔdɔm, Me bin kam. Di sojaman dɛn bin de muf go fa fawe na di sawt. Dɛn bin gladi ɛn grin lɛk aw dɛn bin de grin trade.
  Natasha tek am ɛn shot di Pɛshing. I bin chuk in frɔnt klos ɛn chip:
  - Na di nem fɔ Tsar Alexei!
  Zoya bin kɔnfɔm wantɛm wantɛm se:
  - Glori to wi big Rɔshia!
  Ɔgɔstin bin tɔk wit drim se:
  - I go fayn fɔ bi duchess!
  Svetlana bin kɔnfɔm dis wantɛm wantɛm:
  - A go bi duchess! Ɛn yusɛf go du dat!
  Natasha faya bak pan di Amɛrikan tank ɛn chip:
  - Wetin mek nɔto di kwin?
  Ɔgɔstin bin kɔnfirm wantɛm wantɛm se:
  - Kwin tu!
  Zoya bin faya bak ɛn i bin tɔk se:
  - Wɔ de go, ɛn wan paund bred stil de kɔst tu kɔpɛk! Stebul ɛmpaya!
  Natasha bin kɔnfɔm wantɛm wantɛm se:
  - Yes, i rili stebul ɛn di makit dɛn ful-ɔp wit guds... I sɔri fɔ no se palimɛnt nɔ de!
  Ɔgɔstin bin de gigl ɛn aks se:
  - Wetin mek wi nid palɛmint? Stet kaɔnsil de we gɛt pawa fɔ mek lɔ. So i ɛp di empara!
  Svetlana bin de gigl ɛn tɔk se:
  - Bɔt ivin Nɛpɔlyɔn bin gɛt palɛmint!
  Ɔgɔstin bin tɔk klia wan se:
  - Wi nɔ nid palɛmint fɔ natin! Rum fɔ tɔk!
  Svetlana bin tink se i nɔ gri wit wetin i tɔk se:
  - Ɛn sɔntɛnde i kin yusful fɔ tɔk! So sɔntɛm di gyal pikin dɛn kin tɔk bɔt sɔntin!
  Natasha shot bak. I brok wan Amɛrikan kanɔn ɛn chip, ɛn sho in tit dɛn:
  - Stil, we na wan pɔsin nɔmɔ disayd ɔltin, dis nɔto ɔltin nɔmal! Na mɔtalman, kɔntra-rifɔm dɛn bak pɔsibul. Jɔs lɛk aw i bin dɔn apin ɔnda Alɛgzanda di Tɔd!
  Zoya bin de gigl ɛn gi advays se:
  - Mek wi ɔganayz wi yon palɛmint! Na jɔs 4 pipul dɛn de!
  Ɔgɔstin bin de his wit wamat, ɛn i bin de sho in tit:
  - Dat na gud aidia! Bay di we, we dɛn put mi na prizin, di fɔs tin we di wodman du na fɔ wɛr rɔba glɔv ɛn bigin fɔ fil mi. Ɛn i bin rili rɔf fɔ rich na in prayvet pat dɛn, ɛn i bin de mek i fil pen. Dɔn wit di sem an dɛn na yu mɔt. I disgusting - na dis ples dɛn fɔ chenj di lɔ!
  Svetlana bin faya bak ɛn aks se:
  - Ɛn aw fɔ chenj am? Dɛn nid fɔ chɛk di kriminal dɛn fɔ si if dɛn de kɛr ɛnitin we denja!
  Ɔgɔstin bin de gigl ɛn tɔk se:
  - Den yu ivin stat fo laik di sach! Ɛspɛshali we dɛn de grop yu! I kin rili fayn we wan an we want fɔ du sɔntin kin chuk rawnd insay Venus in bɛlɛ, ɛn finga dɛn we dɛn kɔba wit tint rɔba pas oba di ples we kin rili fil.
  Di dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia ivin fil gladi fɔ in mɛmori dɛn, ɛn put in an bitwin in leg dɛn ɛn bigin fɔ masaj. Na di sem tɛm, i de kray kwayɛt wan. Wetin yu go tek frɔm pɔsin we dɛn kɔndɛm we want fɔ du bad? Bɔt di wɔman we gɛt rɛd ia we nem Ɔgɔstin, insɛf kul!
  Naw a bin de faya yuz mi fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin bay we a de pres di bɔtin.
  Ɛn di kanɔn faya, ɛn kɔt di tɔrɛt frɔm di Sheman. Ɛn di mɛtal pat dɛn bin skata, fa fawe na difrɛn say dɛn! Dɛn bin kɔt di Amɛrikan sojaman dɛn we bin de waka wit fut.
  Ɔgɔstin tek am ɛn siŋ se:
  - Di kɔntri de wet fɔ yu wil ɛn trɛnk,
  Wan Fadaland ɛn wan gol!
  Ɛn i bin de muv in il we nɔ gɛt natin along di klos. I bin sho in tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal. Wan gyal we de na di ay klas, pan gem ɛn fɔ ple ple wit ɔda pipul dɛn.
  Svetlana tek am ɛn siŋ wit pashɔn:
  - Wi bin mach agens di sistɛm,
  Wi vɔys de sawnd lawd ɛn prawd!
  Ɛn di wɔri man bin kɔmɔt na wan ɔda Amɛrikan tank. Di Tsarist Rɔshian ami de go bifo wit kɔnfidɛns ɛn win. Ɛn udat go ebul fɔ tinap agens Alɛksi II, we se in na di Gret Pas ɔlman?
  Natasha bin faya ɛn siŋ se:
  - Wi ɔl de luk Napoleons! Bɔku bɔku tin dɛn de we gɛt tu leg!
  Ɛn i bin de pɔynt di wɛpɔn bak wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. I na sojaman we gɛt ɔda lɔ dɛn so dat ilɛksɛf yu put kaw we gɛt tri ɔn pan am, i go kil am!
  Di biuti bin twit se:
  - Glori to mi Mama Land, in di empire of di Russian Tsars!
  Zoya bin de gigl ɛn tɔk se:
  - No kɔntri nɔ de we strɔng pas Tsarist Rɔshia! Ɛn ɔl di kiŋ dɛn, Alɛgzanda ɛn Nikolas, mek Rɔs in kɔntri bi di kɔntri we pas ɔl di ɔda kɔntri dɛn na di Wɔl!
  Ɔgɔstin bin ala ɛn mek i nɔ yɛri se:
  - Glori to Tsarist Rɔshia!
  Svetlana bin de gigl ɛn se:
  - Frɔm ɛl i de shayn subtly - A de wev mi pikin!
  Ɛn wink wit safaya yay. Na big big gyal pikin! Ɔl gyal pikin dɛn gyal pikin dɛn! Jɛnɛral wan, di tin we i lɛk fɔ ɛnjɔy na fɔ mared wit man dɛn. Yu nɔ tink? Dis na so kul!
  Natasha faya bak ɛn se:
  - Tɛm go de fɔ kiŋ dɛn, Nikolas di Gret - we gɛt sɛns pas ɔlman!
  Ɛn di wɔriman sho in lɔng, pink tɔŋ. A bin de imajin aw i bin de mek ɔda gyal sɔfa ɛn bit am wit ɔt waya na in shɔl, in leg, in il, in bɔdi, ɛn i bin de ala:
  - Bɔt Pasaran!
  Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin go bifo ɔlsay na Amɛrika. Ɔlrɛdi, di Tsarist, Rɔshian ami dɔn tek af pan Amɛrika ɔnda kɔntrol. Di sojaman dɛn we Emparɔ Alɛksi II bin gɛt gɛt bɛtɛ tank ɛn mashin gɔn dɛn, ɛn mɔ di plen dɛn. Fɔ lɔng tɛm naw, dɛn dɔn de mek bɔku bɔku plen dɛn we gɛt jet, ɛn na wan kɔpi nɔmɔ Amɛrika gɛt we nɔ ebul fɔ wok.
  Rɔshia strɔng pas am bak pan tank dɛn. Fo gyal pikin dɛn we de insay dɛn motoka de muf go na Nyu Yɔk. Di Yankees stil de fa frɔm di kapital siti.
  Natasha bin sidɔm na di stiarin na di motoka. I bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi rili hot... Girls in bikini. As lak go bi, di tank bin stɔp afta we wan mayn dɔn blo di rɔla. Ɛn na bɔy pikin dɛn we sabi du di wok kin du di ripɛnt.
  Natasha bin bigin fɔ tink gud wan. I mɛmba di novel: "Uncle Tom"s Cabin" ɛn i disayd bak fɔ rayt sɔntin we fiba dis, bɔt na in yon we.
  Di harsh Fɛbwari de bin de kam nia ivintɛm. Insay di smɔl tɔŋ we nem P., Kɛntaki, tu man dɛn bin sidɔm na wan fayn ples fɔ it ɛn drink wan glas wayn. Dɛn nɔmɔ bin de. We di jentlman dɛn bin de muv dɛn chia dɛn nia, dɛn bin de go insay wan siriɔs biznɛs tɔk.
  - Mista Brawn nɔ fɔgɛt se, akɔdin to di kreditɔ agrimɛnt, a kin tek frɔm una tɛn slev dɛn we a pik.
  Wan jentlman we wɛr nit blak sus ɛn tay se.
  Mista Brawn, we wɛr wayt sus, we bin gɛt bɔku bɔku bɔdi, bin spre in an dɛn wit kɔnfyushɔn ɛn i bin de mɔna se:
  - Bɔt Tɔmɔs na wan slev we nɔ gɛt wan kɔmpitishɔn. Ɔnda in manejmɛnt, mi fam tan lɛk klok. Pantap dat, i strɔng bak, i gɛt wɛlbɔdi, ɛn i nɔ de ol igen.
  Ɛn a go lɛk fɔ kip am, Briar.
  Wan man we wɛr blak sus, we lɔng ɛn tint, ansa wit wamat se:
  - Na dat mek a pik Tɔmɔs. Blak man we gɛt wɛlbɔdi go gɛt mɔ valyu. En apat frɔm dat, a yɛri se yu gɛt mulatto, ɛn i rili fayn.
  Brawn bin de grɔmbul:
  - Bɔt dis na robbery! Fɔ mulatto, a kin tek wan ɛn af tawzin dɔla na ɔkshɔn!
  Brayan bin ansa wit kol at se:
  - Di choice of slev na mi yon. Ɛn a go pik di bɛst wan. Bɔt bikɔs ɔl mi nayn slev dɛn rili gud, a go tek di nɔmba tɛn, pɔsin we nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ valyu. Fɔ ɛgzampul, pikin fɔ savant. Bɔy ɔ gyal pikin.
  Brawn krok wit wan smayl:
  - Di mulatto uman gɛt bɔy pikin. Di papa na mulatto bak. I gɛt dak skin wit blak ia, bɔt i luk wayt smɔl. Wan bɔbɔ we rili fayn. Fɔ mek a nɔ separet frɔm mi mama, a kin gi am.
  Ɛn di man we wɛr wayt sus klap in an dɛn.
  - Harry kam ya!
  Wan dak, blak ia, kɔl bɔbɔ we wɛr smat sus rɔn insay. I bin de rɔsh fɔ klat in sus. So kiut, nɔto kwik blak. I bin klia frɔm am se di bɔbɔ dɔn yus fɔ gɛt di lɔv ɛn atɛnshɔn we in masta de gi am.
  Brawn bin de mɔna se:
  - Mi na in mama Ɛliza, a rili fayn!
  Brayan bin tɔk wit wan luk we rili gladi:
  - Wel, a kin tek dis wan. A jɔs nid bɔbɔ we go ebul fɔ sav na os. Ɛn in jɔnal, i kol smɔl ya.
  Brawn bin de bark na di tap pat pan in lɔng dɛn:
  - Pita, gi mi sɔm wud!
  Dɔn wan bɔbɔ bɔs insay wit faya wud we ful-ɔp wit an. I bin wɛr shɔt, wan shit we rɔtin, we gɛt gris ɛn i nɔ bin wɛr fut. Pan ɔl we i kɔmɔt na di strit usay di winta sno bin de. In leg dɛn bin rɛd bikɔs ɔf di kol. Di tin we rili wɔndaful na dat di bɔbɔ bin wayt, ɛn ivin in ia bin layt pas rayp wit.
  Brayan bin wispa ɛn rol in yay.
  - Us kayn mirekul dis? Mulatto, we na kwadron?
  Brawn trowe in an dɛn ɔp bikɔs i kɔnfyus:
  - Nɔ! In na Rɔshian!
  Brayan bin de grin.
  - Na Rɔshian? Oh, yes, slev wok de na Rɔshia bak!
  Brawn nɔd fɔ sho se i gri.
  - Di pɔsin we gɛt di land bin gi mi am fɔ chenj fɔ wan ɔs we gɛt di blɔd blɔd. A bin gri wit dis. Wan rare acquisition - wan slev wit wayt ia.
  Brayan bin tɔk wit agresiv wan se:
  - Lisin, a chenj mi maynd. Kip di mulatto bɔbɔ fɔ yusɛf. A go tek di wayt wan!
  Brawn bin wispa ɛn shem fɔ tɔk se:
  - Dis bɔbɔ rili tranga. I nɔ bin gri fɔ wɛr sus ɛn i bin spɛn di wan ol kol sizin wit klos ɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Nɔ gri fɔ ɛnjɔy mi, dans ɛn siŋ. Na in nɔmɔ de wok lɛk ɔs. Yes, i hardy, i bin go tru di ol winta insay rag ɛn nɔ ivin kɔf. I sabi Inglish, bɔt i nɔ want fɔ tɔk.
  Brayan ala to di blant bɔbɔ se:
  - Kam to mi!
  Di yɔŋ slev put di faya wud dɔŋ ɛn kam nia di masta dɛn kwayɛt wan. I bin luk lɛk se i ol lɛk sɛvin ɔ et ia so. In an dɛn we gɛt sinewy bin de sho tru di sliv dɛn we bin dɔn rɔtin. Di bɔbɔ bin dɔti smɔl, bɔt i bin gɛt fayn fayn fes, wit mɔsul dɛn we de sho klia wan. Lɛk pɔsin we kɔmɔt Spartan. Di yay dɛn bak fayn, blu, bɔt dɛn rili at. Brayan bin no se di bɔbɔ vɛks ɛn i bin wins. Dɔn i bin tɔk se:
  - Yɔŋ slev we gɛt natura wayt ia ɛn dɛn kayn Aryan fes ya nɔ kin bɔku. Na ɔkshɔn dɛn go tek wan rawnd sɔm mɔni fɔ am. A de tek am!
  Brown se wit wan sigh:
  - Alas, di agrimɛnt na slev, bɔt yu nɔ go ebul fɔ tramp agens am. Bɔt, sɔntɛm yu go stil pik Ɛri? I sabi aw fɔ ɛnjɔy wisɛf ɛn i de obe. Ɛn dis na Rɔshian bɔbɔ. I stil na pikin, bɔt i kil di dɔg we bit am wit in an dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Brayan bin de grin. Suho bin se:
  - Wetin i kin du?
  - Halo, smɔl Hari! - Mista Brawn ala ɛn, we i de wispa, i trowe am wan bɔnch dak greps. - Na ya, pik am!
  Di pikin rɔsh as fast as i ebul fɔ di handout.
  - Kam ya, smɔl Ɛri! - Brawn kɔl am, i de laf.
  Di bɔbɔ kam nia, ɛn Brawn, we de strok in kɔl ed, tek in chin.
  - Wɛl, naw sho wi gɔst aw yu kin siŋ ɛn dans.
  Di bɔbɔ wantɛm wantɛm, wit in klia, sonorous vɔys, bigin fɔ siŋ wan pan di sɛmi-wayl, fani siŋ dɛm we blak pipul dɛn kin siŋ bɔku tɛm, we kin akɔmpan di siŋ wit wan ol siriɔs kɔmik muvmɛnt dɛm fɔ di an, leg ɛn ɔl bɔdi. I bin klia se i bin de fil di ritm wit in wan ol bɔdi.
  - Bravo we yu de du! - Brian ala, i trowe am wan kwata ɔrɛnj.
  "Naw, Hari, sho mi aw ol Ɔnkul Kudj de waka we i de sɔfa wit rɔma!" - Mista Brawn bin ala.
  I bin tan lɛk se di bɔbɔ in an ɛn fut dɛn we bin de chenj chenj bin kɔl wantɛm wantɛm ɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ muv. I bin bun ɛn ledɔm pan in masta in stik, ɛn i bin de rɔn rawnd di rum, ɛn i bin de spit rawnd.
  Di wan dɛn we sidɔm na di tebul bin de laf na dɛn lɔng dɛn ɔp.
  "Naw, Ɛri, sho mi aw Rɔbins, we na di chiaman fɔ di chɔch kaɔnsil, de siŋ wan Sam."
  Di pikin stret in chubby fes di bɛst we i ebul ɛn, wit solemnity we nɔ de shek, bigin fɔ siŋ sɔm chɔch myuzik na in nos.
  Brayan bin ansa wit wan grin se:
  - Yes, wan fayn fayn bɔbɔ, ɛn na os savant. Bɔt a pik Pita. A nɔ want fɔ ɔfɛnd yu, mi dia!
  Brawn bin ansa wit smayl se:
  - Na yu choice, bot... Dɛn nɔ bin tek tumɔs frɔm mi, mi dia? Dɛn kayn valyu slev dɛn ya gɛt valyu fɔ bɔku mɔni!
  Brayan bin grɔmbul bad bad wan:
  - Yu fɔ dɔn tink bifo tɛm. Yusɛf bin sayn di agrimɛnt fɔ mek pipul dɛn bi slev. Ɛn naw yu de pe fɔ am!
  Afta dat di fambul we de sɛl slev dɛn tɔn wan glas wayn insɛf, trowe af pan am dɔŋ in trot ɛn tɔk se:
  - In jɛnɛral, a na sɔpɔta fɔ wan yuman we fɔ du slev. A gɛt dat nɔto pati fɔ blak pipul dɛn, ɔl dɛn it fayn ɛn dɛn dɔn groom fayn. Ɛn russian? I so ɛkzotik, i jɔs tan lɛk animal. If i rich de, di wikɛd ɔna go bit am lɛk sayda got. Ɛn barefut na di sno... Blak pipul dɛn nɔ kin ebul fɔ tinap fɔ am lɛk dat. Dɛn kin tink se wi na begman dɛn atɔl if wi nɔ ebul fɔ gɛt sus fɔ slev!
  Brown bin rimark wit wan grin:
  - Nɔ want fɔ put sus. I se insay frɔst lɛk wi yon, di pikin dɛn we de wok na fam na Rɔshia kin go barefut. Ɛn i want fɔ gɛt trɛnk! Jɛnɛral wan, in na bɔbɔ we rili strɔng ɛn we ebul fɔ bia, i bin volontia fɔ wok pan di pɔmp insɛf. Ɛn de, ivin big pipul, blak pipul dɛn we gɛt wɛlbɔdi nɔ kin ebul fɔ tinap fɔ am.
  Brayan bin tɔk dray wan se:
  - Wɛl, lɛ di wan ol tɛn gɛda. Wi go gladi fɔ chase dɛn.
  Di wɔriɔ dɛn bin go fɛt wit di Amɛrikan dɛn.
  Natasha faya pan di lɔng Sherman ɛn pier rayt tru am. Ɛn i bin de swɛt se:
  - Ɛn di fɛt de kɔntinyu bak!
  Ɔgɔstin bin hiss, i bin de nak di US Ami tank bak:
  - Ɔl dis de mek pɔsin fred! Ɛn i kɔni!
  Zoya bin gri wantɛm wantɛm se:
  - Yes, na smɔl kɔni!
  Di wɔri pipul dɛn bin brok tru go na Nyu Yɔk. Dɛn bin pwɛl di Amɛrika pipul dɛn...
  Natasha bin tink bɔt wetin go apin to di Rɔshian bɔbɔ we nem Petya we na slev. Fɔs, ɔltin bin go fayn fɔ Ɔnkul Tɔmɔs. Bɔt afta dat, i bin si insɛf insay wan rial bad bad drim.
  Ɛn di bɔbɔ... Wetin kin de wet fɔ am? Ɛn da kayn pɔsin de we gɛt traŋa?
  Natasha faya pan di Sherman, nak di tɔrɛt ɛn chirp:
  - Glori to Rus' ɛn siŋ, insay di nem fɔ di demiurge gɔd dɛn!
  Zoya tek am ɛn ala se:
  - Glori to di Rɔshian Gɔd dɛn!
  Ɛn i bin hit wan Amɛrikan tank bak wit in bare fut... Di titi we gɛt gold ia bin tink. Bɔt stil, Amɛrika na big kɔntri. Ɛn wetin na flay bit di Yankees fɔ grap wit Rɔshia. Wit wan big big ɛmpaya ɛn di bɛst wɔriɔ dɛn na di wɔl! Aw dis go apin?
  Ɛn naw ɔl wetin lɛf na fɔ ajɔst pawa oba di wɔl, Rɔshia go gɛt am, ɔnda Tsar Alexei di Sɛkɔn - i tan lɛk se nɔto jɔs big wan, bɔt di big wan!
  Zoya bin mɛmba aw wan bɔbɔ we gɛt wayt ed bin de masaj in il. Ɛn frɔm we di taya we bin dɔn gɛda bin stɔp insay sɔm dez.
  Di titi bin siŋ se:
  -Lɔv, wetin mek yu de mek a sɔfa! Dɛn dɔn gi invɔys - penalty dɔn kam!
  Ɛn i sho in lɔng ɛn rili bit tong.
  Ɔgɔstin insɛf nɔ bin ebul fɔ tinap, ɛn i bin de chip wit aplomb:
  - Insay di nem fɔ di Oli Mama Land! Wit sɔri-at we jɔs nɔ de na di wɔl!
  Ɛn i bin bang wan Amɛrikan tank bak. I bin sho in tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal ɛn we de shayn.
  Svetlana insɛf tek am ɛn faya. I bin hit di Yankees. Ɛn i bin de chirp:
  "Gɔl dɛn nɔ fɔ de biɛn bar!"
  Svetlana bin mɛmba aw i bin de dans na wan ba we dɛn kin yuz fɔ mek striptiz. Fɔs, i bin de shem. Bɔt afta dat, i bin kam fɔ mek pipul dɛn lɛk am. Ɛn di luk we di man dɛn bin de luk wit lɔv ɛn gridi, dɛn an dɛn we gɛt ia we de strok di bɔdi we gɛt mɔsul, bin de mek dɛn gladi. Svetlana nɔ bin disgres fɔ mek lɔv fɔ mɔni. Ɛn i bin lɛk am.
  Na romantik fɔ mared wit man we yu nɔ no. Sɔntin de ɔltɛm we nyu ɛn we nɔ gɛt wan kɔmpitishɔn. Svetlana bin ivin lɔs in teist fɔ kɔnstans. I bin want difrɛn man dɛn ɔltɛm. Ɛn i bin lɛk di nyu wan. Ɛn di sem tɛm, natura blond na tin we nɔ kin rili fayn. Ɔltin bɔt am na wɔndaful tin, in fes ɛn in figa. Ɛn di hip dɛn we gɛt mɔsul, pawaful ɛn wan tint wes. Rili sɛxy.
  Svetlana bin lɛk di we aw dɛn kin ple wit lɔv, ɛn we man dɛn kin grop am. A nɔ bin ɔndastand dɛn uman dɛn de we nɔ bin lɛk am. Afta ɔl, i fayn ɛn i rili fayn!
  So, infakt, wetin mek wi fɔ fala di fetful wan na di mared-os? Nɔbɔdi nɔ nid dis. Man ɛn uman, lɛk aw Svetlana bin biliv, fɔ bi hetero ɛn dɛn fɔ mek lɔv wit difrɛn patna dɛn. Ɛn nɔbɔdi nɔ nid fɔ de biɛn am.
  Na ya yu kin kɔntinyu fɔ fetful to di kiŋ - Na Gɔd in anɔyntɛd! Wetin yu go se bɔt yu man ɔ yu wɛf? Yɛs, yu kin bit am izi wan!
  Svetlana bin laf ɛn nak wan Amɛrikan tank. Ɛn i bin de yuz in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin fɔ shot.
  Jɛnɛral wan, i bin rili lɛk fɔ mek dɛn kɔt in an ɛn fut dɛn. Ɛn dɛn kin tikl bitwin yu finga dɛn. I rili fayn. Ɛn afta dat, yu opin yu mɔt ɛn lik di pulsating, excited jade rod wit yu tong. I jɔs de briŋ yu to ɛkstazi. Pantap dat, yu kin gɛt kik pan am, sɔntɛm ivin pas yu patna.
  Svetlana bin tink. I fayn fɔ mek ɔnda di Tsar, di ples dɛn we dɛn de du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit ɔda pipul dɛn na ligal ɛn dɛn kin ebul fɔ go de. Ɛn di prayz dɛn rili rizinɔs fɔ di pipul dɛn. Fɔ tru, i rili fayn fɔ mek di Bolshevik dɛn nɔ kam na pawa ɛn put ipokrit.
  Ɛn ɔltin rili rilaks ɛn fayn.
  Natasha bin faya pan di Amɛrikin dɛn.
  Ɛn i bin de ala se:
  - I gud na di royal empire!
  Zoya bin faya bak. I chɛr di Sherman in tɔrɛt ɛn swɛt:
  - Gud layf ivin bɛtɛ!
  Ɔgɔstin bin kik bak, ɛn i bin de sho in tit:
  - Ɔltin go fayn, a no am!
  Svetlana insɛf bin de kray ɛn tɔk se:
  - Di daknɛs go go, di ros dɛn na May go blo!
  Natasha bin tɔk bak wit sɛns, i brok wan tank na Amɛrika, ɛn sho in tit dɛn:
  - Di kiŋ nɔto tron, bɔt na krawn, ɛn igl, nɔto kraw!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn de ɛnjɔy dɛnsɛf... Dɛn motoka de spid along wit ful spid ɛn shot. Usay di Amɛrika pipul dɛn kin de agens dɛn? Bɔt a want sɔntin we gɛt mɔ spays. If nɔto dat yu bit di Amɛrika pipul dɛn.
  Zoya de shot bak rili kɔrɛkt wan ɛn i de swɛt:
  - Wi go fɛt wit faya ɛn sɔd... A biliv se wi go sev wi yon kɔntri Rɔshia!
  Ɔgɔstin bin nel bak. I bin chuk di ɔyl lɛk wam nidul ɛn chip:
  - Nɔbɔdi nɔ de fɔ sev! Wi go win di wan ol wɔl!
  Svetlana sɛn wan projɛktayl bak ɛn his:
  - Ɔt ɛn sno de fɔdɔm na di wɔl, di wan we na Rɔshian na jɛntri!
  Ɛn sho in tɔŋ! Ɛn i gɛt wan we rili lɔng! Ɛn da kayn gyal pikin de kin gɛt sɛns ɛn i kin gɛt sɛns!
  Natasha bin faya bak ɛn tɔk se:
  - Wi go swip di ɛnimi dɛm fɔ Rɔshia frɔm di fes fɔ di planɛt!
  Zoya bin de kray ɛn his:
  - Wi go ol ɔlman fɔ ansa!
  Ɔgɔstin insɛf bin hit. I split di ɛnimi wit wan shel ɛn slash:
  - Mek di wɔl fɔ Rod gɛt glori!
  Svetlana bin lans wan projɛktayl bak ɛn i bin de swɛt:
  - Di planɛt go no di big big tin we di Rɔshian dɛn gɛt, ɔ i go day!
  Di fɔs layn bin kam nia Nyu Yɔk. Di we aw Amɛrika dɛn bin de agens di gɔvmɛnt bin strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ. Batɛl dɛn bin de apin na di skay.
  Tu Rɔshian gyal pikin dɛn we nem Alisa ɛn Ana bin fɛt togɛda as payɔnia dɛn. Nays wɔriɔ ɛn ɔl tu blant. Na Alis nɔmɔ blant wit smɔl yɔlɔ na in ia, ɛn Ana rɛd. Dɛn na dɛn kayn gyal pikin dɛn de we de fɛt.
  Ɛn insay jet fɛt-fɛt, barefut, ɛn insay panti nɔmɔ. Ɛn dis na so big tin.
  Alis shot di Amɛrikin dɛn ɛn swɛt:
  - Wi go liv na di royal wɔl!
  Ana de faya bak, i de pres wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Wan Yankee fɛtman shot dɔŋ ɛn chirp:
  - Wi wil nɔ go ebul fɔ brok!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn rili gɛt layf ɛn dɛn fayn.
  Alis faya bak. I de kɔt di ɛnimi ɛn chirp:
  - Fɔ Tsarist Rus"!
  Ana de pummel di ɛnimi bak. Di US plen fɔdɔm, ɛn lɛf wan tel we gɛt faya ɛn we de smok.
  Di titi de chirp:
  - Fɔ di nyu Rɔshian, kiŋ ɔda na di wɔl!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn rili fast ɛn dɛn kin rili atlet. Ɛn dɛn bɔdi so rawnd, ful-ɔp, tan. Infakt, wetin mek fɔ kɔba dɛn? Uman in chɛst fɔ opin! Ɛn di nipples tan lɛk rayp, sɔm strawberry dɛn we dɛn dɔn pik.
  So delicious dat yu wan lik dem en shawa dem wit kis. I go mɔs bi se i at fɔ man we nɔ gɛt uman. I de sɔfa pasmak pan gud abit dɛn bikɔs ɔf dis. Ɛn fɔ mek pɔsin sɔfa wit in bɔdi, i ivin strɔng pas fɔ mek pɔsin sɔfa wit gud abit dɛn.
  Ana ɛn Alis kin rili sɔri fɔ di man dɛn ɛn dɛn kin tray, if i pɔsibul, fɔ nɔ gri fɔ tek dɛn.
  Fɔ tru, wetin na di big big kraym we dɛn kin du fɔ du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit ɔda pɔsin?
  Dis na wen uman nɔ de gi am to man! Na dat Alis ɛn Ana de tink. Di man dɛn kin taya bad bad wan ɛn dɛn kin wɔri bɔt mami ɛn dadi biznɛs. I nɔto sin fɔ sɔri fɔ dɛn. Aw yu go nɔ gri fɔ tek man?
  Alis bin kɔt wan ɔda Amɛrikan plen ɛn siŋ se:
  - Di gyal de du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs na in ed! Na bad bad tin we de apin to pɔsin!
  Ana bin gri wit dis wantɛm wantɛm:
  - Bad riflɛks! Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ tɔk natin!
  Ɛn i bin kɔt di plen bak. Ɛn da kayn wɔriman de, we dɛn de ɔp pan tin dɛn we i de tink ɛn du. Inklud di wan dɛn we dɛn lɛk. Yu nid fɔ gɛt bɔku man ɛn bi supa gyal. Ɛn man dɛn nɔ kin gladi so ɛn dɛn kin dray if dɛn nɔ du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs. Ɛni wan pan dɛn de drim bɔt wan harem. Ɔ sɔntɛm wan tawzin harem ɛn pales dɛn wan tɛm. Ɛn dis na fayn tin fɔ gyal pikin dɛn.
  Alis bin bang wan Amɛrikin motoka ɛn swɛt se:
  - I go gi yu?
  Ana bin de chirp, i kɔt in ɛnimi:
  - Di Yankees de rol away frɔm wi!
  Ɛn i sho in tɔŋ. Wɛl, gyal pikin dɛn. Jɔs faya we gɛt haypaplasmik.
  Wan tɛm, Alis bin rayt wan stori. Na de Pyotr Shuisky bin win di fɛt na Chashniki. Ɛn Rɔshia insay di tɛm we Ivan di Tɛribul bin de, bin kip di tin we dɛn bin dɔn du fɔ fɛt di wɔ wit di pipul dɛn na Polan. Afta sɔm fɛt-fɛt, di Rɔshian dɛn bin tek Vilna ɛn Minsk. Dɛn bin dɔn gɛt say fɔ put dɛn fut na Belarus. Dɔn dɛn kam fɔ sidɔm rawnd Rɛvɛl ɛn kech am.
  Afta di las tɛm we di Pol dɛn bin win, insay di fɛt we dɛn bin fɛt na Grodno, di Pol dɛn bin aks fɔ mek pis de. Rɔshia bin tek ɔl Livonia, af pat na Belarus, ɛn Kiev.
  Di Tsar in ɛmpaya bin bɔku. Dɔn dɛn bin pik Tsa Ivan di Terrible fɔ bi di Polish tron. Wan big big ɛmpaya bin kam. Rɔshia dɔn de digest Poland fɔ sɔm tɛm. Ɛn afta dat, i bigin fɔ fɛt wɔ wit Tɛki. Bɔt stil, di Kraym Tatar dɛn bin de vɛks tumɔs.
  Ɛn wi bin ebul fɔ win. Di tsarist ami bin tɔn to ɔganayz bɛtɛ pas di Turkish wan ɛn dɛn bin gɛt mɔ wɛpɔn dɛn tide. Kraym bin bi pat pan Rɔshia, ɛn bɔku siti dɛn na Tɛki. Inklud Mɔldova.
  Dɔn bak, Rɔshia bin go bifo na Sayberia... Wɔ bin bigin wit di pipul dɛn na Swidan. Bɔt i bin tɔn to shɔt ɛn i bin win. Dɛn bin ivin tek Vyborg frɔm dɛn.
  Neks wan na di wɔ ɛn di anekshɔn fɔ Is Prɔshia. Also rili gud.
  Dɔn Rɔshia bin fɛt bak wit Tɛki ɛn tek Jɔjia ɛn bɔku ɔda land dɛn bak. Inklud di Chɛk Ripɔblik ɛn Ɔŋgaria. Fɔ bi wan big big ɛmpaya.
  Ivan di Tɛribul bin rul smɔl pas aw i bin de rul, te to 1597. Ɛn i bin tɔn to di tɛm we i bin de rul fɔ lɔng tɛm pas ɔl di ɔda tɛm dɛn we Rɔshia bin rul.
  Ivan di Terrible in pikin, we insɛf na Ivan di Fayv, bin gɛt di tron. Jɛnɛral wan, di Rɔshian Ɛmpaya bay dis tɛm bin dɔn bi di big wan we strenj pas ɔlman na di wɔl.
  Di bod bin tɔn aut fɔ bi kul!
  Ɛn rili fayn bak. I bin rili saksesful wit bɔku kɔnkrit dɛn. Pikin Ivan di Fayv bin kɔntinyu fɔ du in papa in polisi dɛn. I bin fɛt wɔ wit Tɛki ɛn go bifo na Sayberia. Bɔt i nɔ bin de rul fɔ lɔng tɛm. I day insay 1605 ɛn Ivan Shestov, we insɛf na bin di Tsar in pikin, tek in ples.
  Ivan di Siks, we bin de du tin wit trɛnk ɛn wit sɛns, bin win di Bolkan ɛn Istanbul ɔl tu.
  Di Ɔtoman Ɛmpaya nɔ bin de igen. Ɛn Rɔshia dɔn go bifo na Sɛntral Eshia. Dɔn di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin rich na Ijipt. Dɛn bigin fɔ go insay Saudi Arabia.
  Di tron na Ivan di Gret in pikin, we insɛf na Ivan we na di nɔmba sɛvin, bin gɛt am. Jɛnɛral wan, di Rɔshian Ɛmpaya bin dɔn kam nia India bay dis tɛm. Ɛn ɔnda Ivan di Sɛvin, i bin tek India. Dɔn i bin muf go na Afrika. Na de i bin win di nɔt.
  Alɛgzanda di Fɔs bin bi di nyu Rɔshian Tsa. Dɔn bak, na bin kiŋ we bin rili gɛt sakrifays. I bin win wan pat pan Chaina ɛn bɔku pan Afrika. I bin rili gɛt sakrifays.
  Dɔn mɔ kɔnkrit dɛn.
  Ɔlrɛdi ɔnda Pita di Gret. I bin win di tin dɛn we lɛf na di sawt pat na Afrika ɛn Chaina. Ɛn i bin muf go na di wɛst pat. Dɛn bin kech land dɛn nia di Rayn. Ɛn a bin ebul fɔ du bɔku tin dɛn bak. Stilin Pita di Gret. I bil wan nyu kapital siti na di shore dɛn na di Mɛditarenian Si.
  Pita di Sɛkɔn bin tek in ples.
  Dis kiŋ bin tek pat pan Amɛrika ɛn Itali to Rɔshia... Wɔ bin de fɔ di wɛst kɔntinɛnt. I bin kɔntinyu fɔ de ɔnda Pita di Tɔd. Ɛn ɔnda Alɛgzanda di Sɛkɔn. Sote naw, dɛn nɔ dɔn win ɔl Amɛrika te to di Kanada Isthmus.
  Ɔnda Tsar Nicholas di Fɔs, Rɔshia bin win Frans ɛn Ɔland bak, ɛn land na Ɔstrelia. Insay Alɛgzanda di Tɔd Rurikɔvich, dɛn bin win Latin Amɛrika bak.
  Ɔnda Nikolas II, Spen ɛn Jepan bin sɔbmit. Ɔnda dis kiŋ, na Briten nɔmɔ bin lɛf fɔ bi pawaful pawa.
  Bɔt afta dat, Nikolas di Sɛkɔn bin day. Di nyu Tsar Alexei na bin di fɔs pɔsin fɔ tek ɛn dɔn di kɔnkrit dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn win Rɔshia. Dɛn bin jɔyn Briten to di Tsarist Ɛmpaya.
  Afta dat, ɔl mɔtalman bin kam fɔ bi wan.
  Ɛn di tɛm we di spes bin de go bifo bin bigin. Ɛn di kɔnkrit fɔ di spes ɛn di big big we aw i big.
  Yɛs, ɛn ɔltin bigin wit Ivan di Tɛribul, ɔ fɔ se di fɛt na Chashniki. Na da tɛm de Rɔshia nɔ bin ebul fɔ rul di wɔl. Oh, aw ɔl mɔtalman nɔ laki!
  Ɛn dɛn go de ɔnda di igl flag! Ɛn wan igl we gɛt tu ed.
  Alis bin de siŋ wit zil;
  We dɛn de flay pan di planɛt we de mek pɔsin fred, .
  Rɔshian igl we gɛt tu ed!
  Dɛn kin siŋ am insay di pipul dɛn siŋ, .
  I dɔn gɛt in big big pɔsin bak!
  Dɛn bin de atak Nyu Yɔk. Na da sem tɛm de, di tsarist sojaman dɛn bin atak Washinton. Dɛn bin fil se di wɔ de kam dɔn.
  Natasha ɛn in tim bin fɛt wit wamat we dɛn bin de vɛks bad bad wan. Dɛn bin de sɛn shel afta shel. Dɛn bin pwɛl di Amɛrikan tank dɛn.
  Na tru se tɛm nɔ de fɔ rayt insay dɛn kayn kɔndishɔn ya, bɔt Natasha bin imajin in maynd fɔ kɔntinyu fɔ "Uncle Tom"s Cabin", insay wan nyu we.
  Pita, kwayɛt wan, waka wit di kɔlɔn fɔ blak slev dɛn. Di bɔbɔ nɔ bin de fred fɔ waka wit fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we rɔf na di sno. I nɔ bin de fred. Kentucky nɔto Rɔshia. Di sno bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de mɛlt na sɔm say dɛn. I bin tan lɛk dɔti ɛn i bin saf. Di Rɔshian bɔbɔ nɔ bin rili frɔz. Bɔt di ɔda blak pipul dɛn bin de wins ɛn shek, i nɔ bin rili fayn fɔ dɛn insay di kol sizin.
  Na tru se insay jɔnal, slev wok na bad tin ɔltɛm. Pita na bin slev. Wan strɔng bɔbɔ we bin no had wok ɛn bit klos frɔm we dɛn bɔn am. At least Brown bin de fid am nɔmal wan. Bɔt dɛn kin put am na di pɔmp, ɛn dis min se dɛn fɔ tɔn di wil fɔtin awa ɛvride. Ɛn ɔl di mɔsul grup dɛn de wok we dɛn nɔ de ambɔg dɛn.
  Di bɔbɔ in bɔdi, we dɔn yus fɔ strɛs, want fɔ muf. Ɛn muv rawnd as yu ebul. Ɛn Pita mek in spid kwik ɛn tay di rop. Di ɔda slev dɛn de grɔmbul ɛn dɛn nɔ satisfay.
  Dɛn fos di bɔbɔ fɔ slo smɔl. I so fayn wit in ia lɛk fresh sno. Di nyu blak pipul dɛn de luk am wit sɔprayz.
  Infakt, wan wayt slev ɛn wan blant wan na ɛkzotik. Ɛn sɔm blak pipul dɛn kin mek sɔl jok. Wan pan dɛn kin tray fɔ pinch di bɔbɔ in bɛlɛ we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we gɛt mɔsul dɛn. Pita ansa am bay we i slam in il we nɔ gɛt natin insay in groin. Di blak man fɔdɔm, knock out. Di ovasia dɛn rɔsh go nia di bɔbɔ ɛn bigin fɔ bit am wit wamat. Di shit we dɔn ɔlrɛdi shab de bɔs. Ɛn di lash dɛn kin fɔdɔm pan di bɔdi we gɛt sinew.
  Petya nɔ de kray ɛn nɔ de kray. I nɔ de ivin protɛkt insɛf frɔm blo. In skin kin tɔn to pɔsin we kin de fɔ lɔng tɛm we kin mek i sɔprayz. Di pus dɛn kin jɔs swel, bɔt dɛn nɔ kin bɔs.
  Di bɔbɔ tinap lɛk ston. Di ovasia dɛn kin vɛks ɛn tray fɔ bit mɔ. Dɛn kin put mɔni pan strayk. Pita tinap ɛn nɔ fɔdɔm, i nɔ de aks fɔ sɔri-at ɛn i nɔ de kray.
  Laki, Brayan kam ɛn ala pan di gad dɛn se:
  - Tek am izi! Nɔ pwɛl di guds!
  Di ovasia dɛn nɔ bin want fɔ stɔp di bit! Di bɔbɔ we gɛt rɛd strɛp ɛn we nɔ gɛt brok skin bin lɛf fɔ tinap.
  Brayan bin wispa se:
  -Yu strɔng lɛk rɔk! Yɛs, dɛn kin sɛn dis slev na di mayn, i nɔ go day de wantɛm wantɛm!
  Pita bin ɔndastand wetin di ed slev bin tɔk. Mayn ɛn shaft dɛn. Di slev we rili bad we kin de. Na fɔ sɔm mɔnt nɔmɔ di slev dɛn kin de de. I bɛtɛ pasmak na kɔtɔn plantɛshɔn dɛn. Na de, at least di slev dɛn kin blo fresh briz ɛn di san kin wam dɛn. Ɛn na di mayn dɛn, wan smel we de bɔn de kɔmɔt frɔm tɔch ɛn dɔti. San layt ɛn briz nɔ de. Wok fayvtin to siksti awa. Bɔy pikin dɛn we nekɛd kin wok de, na chen nɔmɔ, ɛn na stik nɔmɔ dɛn kin gɛt fɔ dɛn wok, ɛn dɛn kin slip pan ston.
  Naturally, yu nɔ go liv lɔng na toxic fumes ɛn bakbreak wok.
  Pita bin disayd tranga wan fɔ rɔn! I go dɔn ɔlrɛdi sef na Kanada. Pantap dat, i nɔ gɛt wan drop pan Afrika blɔd, ɛn nɔbɔdi nɔ go sɔprayz am se na slev we dɔn rɔnawe. Rɔn wantɛm wantɛm, i nɔ go friz na di sno.
  Brayan bin kech di bɔbɔ in yay, ɛn di slev treda we gɛt ɛkspiriɛns bin ɔndastand ɔltin. Ɛn i tɛl am se:
  - Put am insay shakul! Dis na slev we rili denja ɛn i kin ebul fɔ rɔnawe!
  Di wodman bin shrug in ed:
  - Fɔ pikin dɛn wi jɔs gɛt kɔla ɛn ankɔf.
  Brayan bin ɔda tranga wan se:
  - Put am pan in an, in leg, ɛn di wan we strɔng pas ɔl na in nɛk. Ɛn chen am tayt mɔ. Dis smɔl dɛbul rili strɔng. Wach am de ɛn nɛt. Wi go sɛn am stret na di mayn dɛn. If nɔto dat, na ɔkshɔn, sɔmbɔdi go bay bebi animal fɔ wan os savant, ɛn i go rɔnawe.
  Wan ɔda ovasia bin tɔk se:
  "Yu kin gɛt bɔku mɔni fɔ wan bɔbɔ we gɛt blant na Ɔlians!" Ɛn na di mayn dɛn, nɔbɔdi, ivin di slev dɛn we strɔng pas ɔl, nɔ dɔn las pas tri ia.
  Brayan bin tɔk dray wan se:
  - If i nɔ bɛn insay siks mɔnt ɛn bi mɔ obe, den maybe a go bay am aut! In di meantime, chen di brat!
  Dɛn bin tay Pita in an ɛn kɔba am. Ɛn dɛn bin tay di strɔng nɛk wit kɔla we dɛn mek wit stik. We bin de mek pɔsin swɛla smɔl. Di bɔbɔ nɔ bin rili tan, bɔt i bin rili slim ɛn i bin gɛt mɔsul dɛn we de sho klia wan. Fɔ in ej, di mɔsul dɛn bin ivin nɔ natin - lɛk kɔst stɛl. Naw, na shɔt klos nɔmɔ Pita bin wɛr. In nekɛd bɔdi we bin kɔba wit rɛd strɛp dɛn, na wan briz we gɛt ays bin de blo am.
  Bɔt di bɔbɔ jɔs stret mɔ. Ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ a fil prawd. Lɛk Stenka Razin lɛk. Wan serf gyal bin tɛl am bɔt Stepan. Ɛn dɛn bin de mek di big big edman insɛf sɔfa. Ɛn dɛn bin de mek in bɔy pikin Grishka sɔfa. Di wan dɛn we bin kil di bɔbɔ bin want fɔ no frɔm di bɔbɔ if i no usay in papa bin ayd di jɛntri.
  Dɛn bin strɛch wan Kɔsak bɔbɔ we ol tɛn ia na di rɛk. Dɛn bin de bit am wit wip. Dɔn dɛn bɔn dɛn il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin wit ɔt ayɛn. Di bɔbɔ nɔ bin tɔk natin ɛn i bin jɔs de kray wan wan tɛm. Dɛn bin de mek Stenka Razin in pikin sɔfa fɔ sɔm wiks. Dɛn kɔt di bɔbɔ in bak ɛn in sayd dɛn, dɛn kɔt in wan ol chɛst ɛn bɛlɛ ɛn bɔn am. Dɛn bit mi na mi il ɛn bɔn mi. Dɛn bin de sheb di ed ɛn drɔp wata pan di krawn na di ed. Dɛn es am ɔp pan rop ɛn drɔp am dɔŋ.
  I bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ Grishka day bikɔs i bin gɛt bad bad wund dɛn we dɛn bin de mek i sɔfa. Di bɔbɔ bin gɛt fiva ɛn i bin de fil bad. Serf Marya stil bɔn di pikin wit di ɛp fɔ ɛvbɔdi ɛn milk wit ɔni. Dɔn dɛn kɛr Grishka go fɔ kil am. Di bɔbɔ bin rɛdi fɔ day pan di wil. Bɔt di kiŋ in sɔri-at bin fala - di pikin in kwata bin tek ples fɔ sɛl to slev. Na de dɛn sɛn di bɔbɔ na di mayn dɛn as pɔsin we dɛn dɔn kɔndɛm.
  Bɔt Grishka bin ebul fɔ rɔnawe... Ɛn i go bak na Rɔshia, ɛn gɛda wan band we na bandit dɛn. We fɔ bɔku ia bin de mek di wan dɛn we gɛt land ɛn di biznɛsman dɛn fred.
  Pita bin tink se if ɛnitin apin, i go rɔnawe kɔmɔt na di mayn. Eh, di sad fate of di slev. Wɛl, usay Gɔd de luk?
  Infakt, usay?
  Pita bin tink se if i bin de na Gɔd we gɛt pawa pas ɔlman in ples, yu tink se i bin fɔ dɔn gri fɔ du dis kayn tin? Fɔ mek bɔku pipul dɛn sɔfa ɛn sɔfa. Fɔ tɔk mɔ, ɔlman de sɔfa na dis layf. Ɛnibɔdi we nɔ po, na frɔm ol ej. Ɛn na ya jɛntri nɔ de ɛp bak.
  Ɛn Gɔd mek dis kayn wikɛd wɔl? Ɛn yu nɔ bin mek jɔstis? I nɔ ebul ɔ i nɔ want fɔ mek ɔlman gladi? Na Gɔd, we de alaw dɛn kayn tin ya, na rial ɛn jɔs Ɔlmayti!
  Afta di transishɔn, dɛn drɛb di blak pipul dɛn insay wan barɔk... Ɛn kwik disɛnt wan dɛn. Na de dɛn go gi dɛn tin fɔ it ɛn was dɛn fɔ mek dɛn luk lɛk se dɛn go ebul fɔ sɛl dɛn. Bɔt nɔbɔdi nɔ bin de go sɛl Pita. To in mayn dɛn!
  Ɛn di bɔbɔ bin frɔz insay wan ston bag, we dɛn chen am na di wɔl. I kol, di wɔl dɛn kɔba wit frɔst. We di pikin bin de waka, i nɔ bin de fil di kol. Bɔt we yu de na say we nɔbɔdi nɔ de. Yu fɔ du push-ap ɛn jomp jack fɔ wam yusɛf.
  Pita bin de imajin aw Grishka bin tan lɛk we di kiŋ dɛn we bin de kil am bin de bɔn in il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Aw i bin de tɔch ɔt mɛtal ɛn smɛl we de bɔn. Ɛn di bɔbɔ bin tay in tit tayt so dat i nɔ go kray ɔ ala, ɛn i bin kɔmɔt biɛn di pɔsin we bin de mek i sɔfa.
  Pita bin fil di wɔl dɛn. Na wan krak krak nɔ de. Dak ɛn kresi. A ivin want fɔ rich na di mayn dɛn fast, at least i wam de. Ɛn i go fɛn we fɔ rɔnawe. Eh, wetin mek dɛn nɔ bɔn am na di pales!
  Natasha bin stɔp smɔl fɔ mek in kɔmpozishɔn. I knock out wan ɔda Amɛrikin tank ɛn swɛt:
  - Wi go tek revaŋg pan yu fɔ yu blak brɔda dɛn!
  Ɛn i bin de flash in safaya yay dɛn.
  I dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn tek Nyu Yɔk. Bɔt fɛt-fɛt stil de apin na di sɛnt. Ɛn i dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn kech Washinton. Di win we dɛn go win dis wɔ we dɔn tek lɔng tɛm de kam nia. Dem de ivin mek bet fo wen Amerika go kapitul. So, tri-kwata pan di teritɔri na Amɛrika dɔn ɔlrɛdi ɔnda di kɔntrol fɔ di tsarist, Rɔshian ami.
  Natasha bin brok di Amɛrikan kanɔn te i brok ɛn i bin de chirp:
  - Fɔ di glori fɔ oli Rus'!
  Svetlana bin bang di Amɛrika pipul dɛn bak ɛn swɛt:
  - Insay di nem fɔ di kiŋ ɛn oli Mamaland!
  Zoya bin nel bak ɛn se:
  - Ɛn fɔ di sake fɔ Rɔshia, we kin mek ɔda tin dɛn kam bak ɔlsay na di wɔl!
  Ɔgɔstin bin swɛt wit di wamat we wan taygres bin vɛks:
  - Ɛn wi win dɔn nia! Nɔbɔdi nɔ go ivin gɛs aw i bɔku! Wi go win!
  Natasha bin swɛt wit wamat:
  - Di awa de kam nia we wi go win!
  Ɛn tɔn rawnd wan ɔda US Ami kanɔn.
  Zoya bin fred bak. Ɛn i bin rili kɔrɛkt. Wantɛm wantɛm, tu Amɛrikin gɔn dɛn kɔba dɛnsɛf wan tɛm.
  Di titi we gɛt gold ia bin swɛt se:
  - Fɔ di glori fɔ Tsar Alexei!
  Ɛn i sho in tɔŋ to di ɛnimi dɛn na Rɔshia. Bɔt we nɔ bin si am. Jɛnɛral wan, i bin tɔn to gyal we gɛt di ay ay pozishɔn.
  Bɔt ɔda wan dɛn nɔ kin wɔs pas am wan milimita. Ɛn aw di gyal pikin dɛn de fɛt na jɔs fɔ si fɔ di yay we de at!
  Di wɔri pipul dɛn tan lɛk dat, ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat, dɛn kin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nekɛd. Na panti nɔmɔ. I tu hot na Nyu Yɔk insay di sɔmma. Dɛn na wɔndaful wɔman dɛn. Ɛn dɛn fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin kin so kwik.
  Natasha bin nak wan ɔda gɔn ɛn swɛt se:
  - Briliant inspekshɔn we yu de du!
  Ɛn bak i go tek am ɛn shot am. I na gyal we gɛt so kwaliti dat yu nɔ bin ebul fɔ fɛn am kul pas am ivin na ɛlfaya!
  Ɛn Zoya go jɔs tek am ɛn shot am. Go mek wan chop aut di Amerikan motoka. Ɔl tu wit ɛn atɔl dɔti.
  Wan US Army Pershing tank na soft-boil ɛn flat. Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn bin de ala, dɛn bin de laf:
  - Kɔmyunizim dɔn lɔs to tsarism! Ɛn wi fet pan di kiŋ strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ ɛn i fayn ɛn stip!
  Ɔgɔstin, we gɛt tit we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we de muv shap shap, tek am ɛn tɔk se:
  - Bɔku fayn fayn tin dɛn de na Rɔshia! Bɔt wi ami na di wan dɛn we kol pas ɔl. Bɔt, i nɔ kin fɛt bɛtɛ!
  Svetlana, dis terminator gyal, gri wit ɔl in at, ɛn nak di Amɛrikan motoka wit shel. I brok in bɔdi ɛn ala wit wayl wamat ɛn vɛks:
  - Mi na di fos we go bring eni horde anda kontrol.
  Ɛn di titi flash in wayt ɛn spak spak tit. Shi na so wan gorgeous gyal. Ɛn i lɛk bɔku tin dɛn. Speshali, fɔ dans nekɛd bifo sojaman dɛn. Yɛs, ɛn ɔfisa dɛn bak. I gɛt da kayn we de fɔ sakrifays insɛf. Ɛn di aplomb fɔ wayl fɔs dɛn.
  Natasha tek am, mek di Amɛrika pipul dɛn sɔprayz ɛn i twit se:
  - Kam kwik, nekɛd Marina. Bring yu galfrɛn dɛn! Ɔl dɛn nekɛd bak!
  Zoya brok di howitzer ɛn swɛt:
  - Bred nɔ de, bɔt bɔku shuz polish de!
  Ɔgɔstin tek am ɛn swɛt. I fri di gift fɔ day ɛn rayt se:
  - Ɛn di hunchbacked lida de provok!
  Svetlana de swɛt na di tap pat na in lɔng dɛn:
  - Mi na big uman! Ɔ sɔntɛm ivin haypa...
  Ɛn kɔt ɔf ɔda Amɛrikin...
  Natasha bin bit di Amɛrika sojaman dɛn bak. Ɛn i bin pwɛl di batri. Dɔn i hiss se:
  - Wel, mek wi ple, sɛvin-string gita!
  Ɛn bak i go tɛnda pan di Yankees. Dis kayn gyal na big terminator...
  Zoya tek am ɛn siŋ, faya:
  - Dusk de fɔdɔm pan di siti...Haus dɛn de ayd na di shado dɛm fɔ di klawd...
  Ɔgɔstin bin siŋ wit aplomb, ɛn i bin de sho in tit:
  - Ɛn fɔ tayt mi hama...
  Svetlana bin wispa ɛn swɛt:
  - Setan de waka na di strit!
  Ɛn ɔl di 4 gyal pikin dɛn bin de siŋ wit kɔrɛkt:
  - Di dɛbul de ya, di dɛbul de de! Laif tan lɛk drim, na ful pɔsin!
  Natasha go hit di Amɛrika pipul dɛn bak ɛn bak ɛn swɛt:
  - Agens slev wok ɛn liv pan kredit!
  Zoya bin thump bak ɛn se:
  - Bɔt soshialism go stil win.
  Bɔt ivin ɔnda di tsa, layf so dat natin nɔ de fɔ kɔmplen bɔt. Yu kin ivin se klin raspberry. Bɔt a want sɔntin we go mek a gɛt mɔ prɔdakshɔn. Ɛn nyu chenj dɛn. Infakt, fɔ tru, yu kin taya wit di kayn pɔsin we di kiŋ bi. Fɔ ɛgzampul, na dis di Amɛrikan dɛn bin du! Et ia na pawa ɛn lɛf. Ɛn yu kin taya wit di Romanov tsars.
  Augustine bin faya bak... I bin rol sɔm Amɛrikan sojaman dɛn ɔnda di trak dɛn na di tank ɛn siŋ:
  - Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ ayd na di Mun, ɛn yu nɔ go ebul fɔ bɛr yusɛf na jel!
  Svetlana bin laf ɛn swɛt:
  - Di ays levul fɔ laf... We yu mek ɔlman laf!
  Natasha bin hit wan tank bak frɔm di Yankee ami. I panch am ɛn chirp lɛk tit we angri:
  - Dis na aerobatics... Na wan kru go de!
  Zoya tu faya ɛn twit se:
  - Oh, mi Ɔgɔstin!
  Ɛn i tɔn di gɔn rawnd. Di mɔt kɔmɔt, i flay fa ɛn tɔn di bɔnks rawnd. Wan tu sojaman dɛn lɔs dɛn ed ɛn dɛn rol na grɔn.
  Ɔgɔstin tek am ɛn his wit di frenzi we wan taygres ɛn wan vampaya de mek:
  - Di big wan go bi ecstasy...
  Svetlana bin hit ɛn swɛt bak, ɛn ala:
  - Wi de go pan wan hike! To di big big trowe we dɛn dɔn trowe insay istri!
  Natasha bin kil di fasist bak. Ɛn i bin de ala wit wayl gladi-at. Ɛn i sho in tit dɛn, we bin de shayn brayt pas pal.
  Ɛn i bin de chirp:
  - Di pawa dɛn we ay pas ɔl de wit wi!
  Zoya bin bit di wan dɛn bak we bin de agens am. Ɛn i bin de siŋ wit pawa ɛn majik pawa:
  - No kɔnsɛshɔn nɔ go de to di monsta dɛn!
  Augustine tu bin fuk op. A bin tɔn di wan ol batri aut. I bin pwɛl bɔku Yankee gɔn dɛn ɛn i bin de kray se:
  - Wi nɔ go giv ɔp Alaska to yu!
  Svetlana tu giv shit en knock down wan tu guns. Di shel dɛn bigin fɔ bɔn ɛn bɔn. Ɛn insay bɔku bɔku wan. Aw sexy ɛn strɔng ɛn mɔskul dis gyal de insay jɔs blu panti. Ɛn i bin de swɛt bak wit wan damn gait.
  - I go mɔs bi se di kansa go hang dɔŋ pas di Rɔshian go sɔrɛnda!
  Ɛn ɔl di 4 gyal pikin dɛn bin de ala se:
  - Insay Krays in nem wit sɔd, nɔto pan krɔs!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin gɛt sɔm tɛm fɔ lɛf afta Nyu Yɔk bin fɔdɔm. Washinton sɛf bin fɔdɔm. Dɛn bin de op se di Amɛrika dɛn go sɔrɛnda di ɔda de. Ɛn wit dis, di ɛnd fɔ di big wɔ.
  Natasha bin disayd fɔ rayt wan sikwil fɔ Ɔnkul Tɔmɔs in Kebin.
  Pita bin waka na di sawt pat wit shakul fɔ go na di say dɛn we dɛn de kɔt ston. Bɔy pikin dɛn ɛn big blak slev dɛn bin de wit am.
  I bin dɔn wam, di sno bin de mɛlt, ɛn wi bin gɛt fɔ miks di dɔti wit wi fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Pita bin de waka layt, ɛn i bin ivin tray fɔ mek i tan lɛk se i gladi. Wetin mek i fɔ kray?
  I go fayn fɔ lɛ yu rɔnawe bifo yu rich na di mayn dɛn. Bɔt dɛn kin wach dɛn, ɛn di ovasia dɛn gɛt dɔg dɛn we dɛn dɔn tren spɛshal wan. Ɛn sɔntɛm dis na di tin we wɔs pas ɔl. Wetin fɔ du?
  Pita stil tu yɔŋ fɔ kam wit ɛnitin we kɔmplikt. Ɛn a bin jɔs de tray fɔ mek a gladi wit tin dɛn we a de tink bɔt. Dat i nɔ go te igen in blak Stenka Razin go apia, we go fri ɔl di slev dɛn. Ɛn se di shemful dɔti we de pan di istri fɔ di pipul dɛn na Amɛrika go dɔn.
  Pita bin step pan wan ston wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. A bin fil di ed wit mi kɔl ɛn siŋ:
  - Natin nɔ go stɔp wi, ɛn nɔbɔdi nɔ go pwɛl wi...
  Bɔt i kam fɔ bi se i nɔ bin tu at. In jɔnal, fɔ tru, i nɔ gɛt tɛm fɔ vokal naw. Di mulatto bɔbɔ aks Pita se:
  - Wetin mek yu gɛt blant ia?
  Pita bin ansa ɔnɛs wan se:
  - Mi mama bin blond. Ɛn wetin?
  Di bɔbɔ aks wit sɔprayz se:
  -Yu na kwadron?
  Pita shek in ed bad bad wan.
  - Nɔ! Mi na Rɔshian pɔsin!
  Di mulatto bin sɔprayz se:
  - Aw bɔku blak blɔd Rɔshian dɛn gɛt?
  Pita bin laf ɛn ansa se:
  - Atɔl!
  Di dak bɔbɔ bin tɔk se:
  - If yu nɔ gɛt blak blɔd, yu nɔ go ebul fɔ bi slev!
  Pita shek in ed ɛn ansa se:
  - Nɔ, a kin bi slev!
  - Wetin du?
  Di bɔbɔ bin ansa ɔnɛs wan se:
  - Bikɔs mi mama na slev! Ɛn wi gɛt bɔku wayt pipul dɛn as slev!
  Di mulatto bɔbɔ aks wit sɔprayz se:
  - Usay i de?
  Pita bin grɔmbul se:
  - Na Rɔshia!
  Di mulatto bɔbɔ bin wispa. Wan blak slev we dɔn ol bin tɔk se:
  - Wel, yu na savages!
  Pita nɔd fɔ sho se i gri.
  - Slev wok na savayri!
  Afta dat, di prizina dɛn nɔ tɔk natin fɔ sɔm tɛm. Ɛn afta dat, di blak man we gɛt grey ia bin de grɔmbul se:
  - I rili at na di mayn dɛm. Dis na shɔt day...
  Pita bin tɔk se:
  - Lɛ wi atak di ovasia dɛn ɛn kil dɛn, dɔn wi rɔnawe!
  Di ol man shek in ed negatif wan:
  - Nɔ! Dɛn gɛt gɔn ɛn dɛn go shot wi!
  Di Rɔshian bɔbɔ vɛks ɛn stamp in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn i bin de splash dɔti. Ɛn i tɔk wit pathos se:
  - I bɛtɛ fɔ day tinap pas fɔ liv pan yu ni!
  Di ol man tɔk tranga wan se:
  - Nɔ, i bɛtɛ fɔ liv!
  Pita mek wan peep ɛn ala se:
  - I nɔ fayn fɔ de pan pen!
  I tan lɛk se di bɔbɔ bin ala tu lawd wan. Di ovasia dɛn jomp kam nia dɛn ɛn bigin fɔ bit ɛn ala se:
  - Stɔp fɔ tɔk!
  Ɛn dɛn bin de bit mi. Di blak pipul dɛn bin de ala ɛn kray. Pita nɔ tɔk natin, ɛn i bin stil de tink. Ɛn i nɔ bin mek sawnd ɔnda di blo dɛn.
  Dɔn di slev dɛn waka kwayɛt wan.
  Pita bin tink se if Gɔd de, dat min se fɔ mek i luk di we aw pipul dɛn de provok pipul dɛn wit kol at, na di ay digri we i de tink bɔt insɛf nɔmɔ. Yu tink se i rili pɔsibul fɔ lɛk da kayn pɔsin de we pas ɔlman?
  Ɛn Pita bin ebul fɔ rid Rɔshian, ɛn ivin smɔl Inglish. So insay di Baybul, Gɔd mek wata we bin de rɔn, ɛn i bin kil ɔlmost ɔl pipul dɛn. Wɛl, wetin na dat? Yu tink se i pɔsibul fɔ du dis to pipul dɛn we de alayv? Yɛs, fɔ kil wan pɔsin na jɔs sin!
  Aw yu go lɛk da kayn Gɔd de? Sɔntɛm I de bak, bɔt i na kruk tyrant ɛn i lɛk insɛf nɔmɔ?
  Di bɔbɔ bin fil se i de et Gɔd mɔ ɛn mɔ. Aw yu go du dis to pipul dɛn we de alayv? Aw yu go kil ɛn mek pɔsin sɔfa? If dɛn de mek di ovasia sɔfa, dat min se sɔntɛm dɛn fit fɔ mek dɛn sɔfa. Bɔt fɔ provok pipul dɛn we nɔ du natin? Aw dis ivin pɔsibul?
  Jɛnɛral wan, yu tink se i rili at fɔ mek shɔ se ɔltin fayn ɛn fayn? So dat pipul dɛn nɔ go ol, nɔ go sik, nɔ go sɔfa, nɔ go angri. Afta ɔl, Gɔd in Ɔlmayti pawa bin gi am fɔ du gud tin dɛn. Nɔ yuz pawa bad bad wan.
  Ɛn udat na Gɔd? I tɔn to pɔsin we de rul wit pawa! Pita bin de imajin us kayn Wɔl i go mek if i de na Gɔd in ples. Mek na sɔmda ɔltɛm. So dat kek, ayskrim, ɛn ɔlkayn it go gro pan tik dɛn. So dat ɔlman yɔŋ, nɔ ol pas twɛnti, ɛn fayn. So dat ɔlman jɛntri. Ɛn dia dia klos dɛn bin de gro na grɔn.
  Ɛn fɔ mek ɔlman ɛnjɔy dɛnsɛf ɛn ɛnjɔy dɛnsɛf. Pɔsin want fɔ du bad, bɔt i nɔ ebul...
  Na ya paradays de, ɔl di flawa dɛn we nɔ de day. Ɛn ɔltin fayn, gud, wam, saf. Lɛk ros we nɔ gɛt chukchuk...
  Di bɔbɔ tek am ɛn siŋ se:
  Wan enjɛl flay oba am midulnɛt, .
  A bin de wɔnda aw pipul dɛn bin de sɔfa...
  Drink kristal wata we de rɔn, .
  Pre mek di Ɔlmayti ɛp pipul dɛn!
  Natasha bin ambɔg fɔ rayt wan nyu masta wok fɔ sɔm tɛm ɛn i bin twit se:
  - Gɔd... Bi sɔri-at... Wetin mek yu de pɔnish ol pipul, ɛn ɔlman we nɔ de tek wan pɔsin bɛtɛ pas ɔda pɔsin! If pipul dɛn bin yɔŋ sote go, dat min se di wan dɛn we angri go gladi! Fɔ tru, we yu kɔmpia am to di trɛtin we ol ej kin gɛt, ɔl di prɔpati prɔblɛm dɛn na jɔs smɔl tin! Ɛn wi go ebul fɔ win dɛn izi wan!
  Ɛn di titi nak di stɛl rɔla na di tank wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  
  
  
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  Wan bɔbɔ bin de, i bin stil smɔl, bɔt i nɔ bin rili gladi. Na skul dɛn bin de buli am ɛn mek i sɔfa, na os in mama ɛn papa bin bizi ɔltɛm ɛn kɔl am fɔ bad gred, ɛn dɛn bin ivin bit am wit bɛlt bikɔs i nɔ ebul fɔ du am. Ɛn ɔlman bin de trit am lɛk fulman, mental retarded, coward - dɛn bin de buli am ɛn bit am.
  Di bɔbɔ taya wit dis ɛn disayd fɔ kɔmɔt na in wikɛd siti ɛn go fa frɔm di skul we dɛn et, ɛnisay we in yay luk.
  Di bɔbɔ bin stil smɔl ɛn i nɔ bin gɛt sɛns. I bin tink se na in siti nɔmɔ dɛn kayn wikɛd pipul ya de liv, ɛn mɔ pikin dɛn, ɛn na ɔda siti dɛn ɔlman gud ɛn gud. Ɛn i nɔ go ebul fɔ bi ɔda we, bikɔs dɛn de gladi fɔ ripit to di skwea TV bɔks se dɛn kɔntri na di kɔntri we gɛt yuman, we gud, we fayn ɛn we pas ɔlman na di wɔl. Dat na in kɔntri ɔl di pikin dɛn gladi ɔ dɛn go mɔs gladi, ɛn di pati ɛn in big big lida go mek kɔmyunizim - we ɔlman gɛt wetin dɛn want.
  Ɛn di bɔbɔ we dɛn bin de bit ɛn mɔna bin rili tink se di pikin dɛn na skul so kruk ɛn wikɛd se na di CIA ɛn Mossad tek dɛn, dat na di fɔlt fɔ di fat-bɛl bɔjwasi na Amɛrika se ɛmti shelf dɛn de na di siti ɛn pipul dɛn bin tinap na lɔng layn. Dat ɔltin bin fayn if nɔto fɔ di bɔjwasi ɛn sabotɔ dɛn we de krɔs bɔda na nɛt. Dat na dɛn fɔlt se potato de rɔtin ɛn pikin dɛn tit de at. Ɛn i tan lɛk se dɛn bin mek injɛkshɔn bak fɔ mek pipul dɛn sɔfa na USA.
  Bɔt i kin apin se wikɛd rul na ɔl di siti dɛn na in big Mama Land, se wikɛd CIA ɛjɛn dɛn de ful ɛn pwɛl ɔl di pikin dɛn, tich dɛn fɔ fɛt ɛn bit di lay lay pɔsin.
  Nɔ, i fɔ de na di bɛst ɛn uman kɔntri na di wɔl, siti usay ɔlman gɛt gud at ɛn smayl to dɛnsɛf ɛn yu kin sef fɔ es yu an fɔ shek am witout fred se pin we ayd bitwin yu finga dɛn go stik insay i.
  Di bɔbɔ bin biliv dis, se siti dɛn stil de we gɛt gud at ɛn we gɛt pis. Ɛn i, bikɔs i nɔ bin izi fɔ wet fɔ di fɔs, wam de dɛn insay spring, sikrit wan frɔm in mama ɛn papa bin de rayk ɔltin kɔmɔt na di frij. Ɛn nɔto so bɔku prɔdak dɛn bin de na di kɔntri we gɛt mɔtalman, rich, kayn ɛn we lɛk pis pas ɔl na di wɔl. A stɔf mi bag ɛn bakpak wit dis, fɔs a shek di tɛksbuk ɛn notbuk dɛn bikɔs dɛn de mek ɔda ebi ɛn... Ɛvride, a de luk rawnd wit kɔvayd, a opin di domɔt ɛn rɔn go na strit.
  Di bɔbɔ bin de fred ɔltɛm fɔ go na in yon yad. I bin tan lɛk to am se na de dɛn go mɔs bit am, mek i nɔ ebul fɔ waka, mek i shem, spit pan am, ɔ sɔntin we wɔs pas dat. Bɔt i stil na ali spring mɔnin, ɔlman de go skul, chans de fɔ slip pas di yad huligan dɛn ɛn muf go bifo. Frɔm dis kwata, usay i bi ɔtkas ɛn laf, to usay dɛn stil nɔ no am. We i jɔs bi fayv fut lɔng bɔbɔ we gɛt fayn ia ɛn we gɛt lɔng kap.
  Wetin mek pipul dɛn kin vɛks so? Wetin i du to dɛn we mek dɛn et am bad bad wan? Ɛn wetin dɛn gɛt fɔ du wit et, na di kɔntri we gɛt mɔtalman, we gud, we gɛt mɔtalman ɛn we de du tin tret pas ɔl we nɔ de na di wɔl? Wetin i du to dɛn? Yu dɔn provok, tɔk bad bɔt am, shem, spit pan ɔ betray ɛnibɔdi?
  Yu nɔ tink se i tɛl ɔlman se dɛn fɔ du gud, sɔri fɔ dɛnsɛf, ɛn ɛp dɛnsɛf? Dat fɛt na bad tin, ɛn di wan dɛn we wik nid fɔ ɛp? Bɔt fɔ dis dɛn stil de tek ɔlman as ful, wik, moron... ɛn sɔm ɔda kɔmpleks ɛn nɔ ɔndastand wɔd - pacifist?
  Bɔt i sɔri fɔ no se, nɔto dis ɔl pikin dɛn fayn fayn stori, buk, ɛn tɛlivishɔn bin de tich? Yu nɔ tink se pipul dɛn fɔ bi jɔs lɛk dis: sublimely noble, prone to self-sacrifice, tinap fɔ dɛnsɛf lɛk mawnten. Yu tink se man nɔto brɔda to man? Yu nɔ tink se di rial minin fɔ layf na fɔ du gud?
  So wetin mek, fɔ tru, dɛn nɔ gri wit wetin dɛn bin de tich na buk, fim, ɛn ivin na kɔmpyuta sayɛns lɛsin? Dɛn kin tek am as stupid, ridikul, fani, bad!
  Wetin mek wi pikin dɛn ɛn in kɔmpin dɛn kin vɛks ɛn et dɛn, dɛn nɔ kin want fɔ lisin to dɛn kɔnshɛns, dɛn kin want fɔ fɛt fɛt ɛn pwɛl? Usay ɛdyukeshɔn ɛn di kult fɔ gud tin dɛn de go wit dɛn pawa we pas ɔlman na di wɔl? Insay pawa we de ɛp ɛn protɛkt di wan dɛn we dɛn de mek sɔfa na ɔl di say dɛn na di wɔl. We de sev blak pipul, Indian, ɛn ɔlman we de pan trɔbul ɛn sik frɔm angri ɛn natura disasta.
  Dɛn kɔl di bɔbɔ... I fil fred. Naw dɛn go kech yu ɛn bigin fɔ mek yu sɔfa.
  I mek lɛk se i nɔ yɛri ɛn i mek in pawa kwik kwik wan.
  Fɔ ansa dis, wan wayl ala ala:
  - Stɔp di brek! Wi go kil yu!
  Di wayl frenzi na in vɔys de strikt, so bɔku et to am? Fɔ wetin? Wetin yu du to dɛn? Ɛn dɛn et am, di wan we bin de tɔk ɔltɛm bɔt gudnɛs, bɔt padi biznɛs, bɔt sɔri-at, jɔs lɛk aw dɛn nɔ go et di wan dɛn we nɔ fetful, di wan we go kil dɛn yon mama.
  Bɔt di bɔbɔ bin dɔn disayd fɔ kɔmɔt na dis siti, nɔ fɔ go na dis skul we dɛn dɔn drɛb, we dɛn et igen. Escape from dis hellish cesspool en fain som oda, kain, klin, frenli siti. Afta ɔl, i go bi se na in kɔntri we gɛt pipul dɛn pas ɔlman, dɛn kayn siti dɛn de nɔ bin de.
  Di bɔbɔ bin rili fred se dɛn go kech am, we nɔ gɛt sɛns ɛn we wik, ɛn nak am na in nɛk, so dat i nɔ go ebul fɔ kɔmɔt de. Bɔt bɔs de bak. Yu jos nid fo jomp insaid, den di hooligan en bandit go fol bihain.
  Dis tɛm di bɔbɔ bin laki, ɛn di las tɛm i bin ebul fɔ jomp pan di stɛp we di bɔs de dɔn. Di domɔt bin swɛt in tint an we tan lɛk pikin, fɔtunate wan i nɔ bin tu bɔku, ɛn i bin ebul fɔ ol di bakpak we ful-ɔp wit it.
  Fɔ travul wit bɔs dɛn tɛm dɛn de stil nɔ bin de tek bɔku mɔni, ɛn i nɔ bin fayn na smɔl tɔŋ fɔ pe bak di kɔndɔkta. Pantap dat, pipul dɛn ɔnɛs ɛn dɛn nɔ de min fɔ 4 kɔpɛk. Wan tu kɔmpin dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ kech di bɔbɔ ɛn pul dɛn vɛks pan wan dɔti bɔks. Dɛn kik am bad bad wan, lɛk se na di ayɛn fɔ blem fɔ di tru tin we se di animal we dɛn want fɔ it dɔn rɔnawe. Ɛn di bɔbɔ drayv ɛn pre to di Masta Gɔd (we, bay di we, as dɛn tich dɛn, nɔ de atɔl!), so dat di domɔt go opin kwik ɛn i go fri in an.
  Fɔ dɔn, di nɛks stɔp, yu an fri ɛn yu kin sidɔm na di sit ɛn tek briz. Di mɔ we di bɔbɔ de muf go fa frɔm in yad we i et, na di mɔ in sol bin de kol. Usay dɛn nɔ no, i sef.
  Pan ɔl we sɔntɛm ɔda bɔbɔ, difrɛn frɔm dat, insay in ples, go drim fɔ de nia os, de luk fɔ protɛkshɔn insay in wɔl dɛn we nɔ go ebul fɔ ambɔg am. Bɔt di kɔt na di os bin de mek di bɔbɔ fred ɔltɛm. Ivin we i bin de slip i bin de drim bad bad drim bɔt in kɔmpin dɛn we de na ɛl ɛn we nɔ gɛt sɔri-at. Di bɔbɔ bin tray fɔ waka na do as smɔl as i ebul. Afta lɛsin, a kin rɔn fast as a ebul fɔ go na di lɔka rum fɔ mek a ebul fɔ rich bifo mi kɔmpin dɛn we et mi ɛn we gɛt kruk at kɔmɔt na do ɛn bigin fɔ provok mi, ɔ ivin bit mi wantɛm wantɛm. Na buk dɛn nɔmɔ di bɔbɔ bin gɛt fɔ kɔrej am. Kɔmpyuta nɔ bin de, intanɛt nɔ bin de, ivin na TV - na tri chanɛl nɔmɔ, usay at bɛst dɛn de sho fayn fayn payɔnia dɛn, ɔ kwaya we de siŋ - aw i fayn fɔ liv na dɛn kɔntri we gɛt mɔtalman mɔtalman pas ɔl na di wɔl. Ɛn di tin we bad pas ɔl, na ripɔt dɛn we kin mek pɔsin nɔ gladi frɔm di fil ɛn fɛt ɔltɛm fɔ di avɛst. Ɛn na wan tɛm nɔmɔ insay di wik, we na Sɔnde, yu kin wach, strikt wan akɔdin to di limit, sɔm intrestin fim ɔ program dɛn we yu de go na wan fayn fayn stori.
  Ɛn di bɔbɔ bin lɛk fɔ bɛr insɛf na buk dɛn, ɛn i bin de pul di sublaym, nobul ɛn fayn fayn tin dɛn frɔm dɛn.
  Ɛn bɔku tɛm na klas, if i nɔ bin de mɔna am tumɔs we in kɔmpin dɛn de spit frɔm paip ɔ shot rɔba band, i bin de tink bak bɔt wan fayn fayn wɔl, we gɛt gud at. Bɔt di tru tin se we dɛn go dɔn bil kɔmyunizim, ɔlman, ɔlsay brɔdaship go de.
  Ɛn afta dat, pikin dɛn we kɔmɔt na Alfa Sɛntauri, Siriɔs, Ɔsa Meja, di kɔnstɛlɛshɔn we dɛn kɔl Sagittarius, go jɔyn togɛda. Ɛn dɛn de smayl brayt wan, ɛn dɛn ol dɛn an. Fɔ ɛgzampul, pikin dɛn we kɔmɔt na wan grup we dɛn kɔl Pisces gɛt ed we dɛn kɔba wit silva skel ɛn gold fin dɛn we de shayn. Ɛn insay di Sagittarius Constellation dɛn go mɔs fiba di Centaurs.
  Ɔltin rili gɛt pis ɛn fayn. Dɛn kin gi dɛnsɛf gift ɛn siŋ siŋ dɛn. Nɔ ɛnimi nɔ de, no bad bad tin nɔ de, nɔbɔdi nɔ go put bɔtin ɔ day frog ɔnda di ɔda pɔsin in ɔn.
  If kɔmyunizim bin fɔ kam kwik, ɛn mek di CIA we dɛn et, we bin miks di wan ol wɔl insay wan wɛb we gɛt et ɛn tich wi Sɔviɛt pikin dɛn fɔ et gudnɛs, day ɛn pwɛl am! Na di Amɛrika pipul dɛn bɔn di bad bad drim dɛn bɔt wɔ frɔm we dɛn kil di Indian dɛn te to Afganistan. Insay dɛn redio vɔys dɛn de mek pipul kray ɛn fos dɛn fɔ es dɛn an, brɔda agens brɔda, inspɛkt et frɔm di kredul!
  Di bɔs de glid sloslo along di rod. Na May na do, mɔnin - di de jɔs bigin. Yɛs, di bɔbɔ nɔ de fred di daknɛs. Difrɛn frɔm dat, we dak, chans de fɔ mek yu slip we yu nɔ notis yu pas yu kɔmpin dɛn ɛn lɔs insay daknɛs. Insai winta, wen e kol en di nait dem long, en espeshali in severe frost, yu kin go outsaid en seriously expekt fo rush pas di guys we ful wit anger.
  Insay di kol sizin, huligan dɛn kin kol bak ɛn dɛn nɔ kin go na do bɔku tɛm. Bɔt insay di wam sizin, di sɔfa kin bigin. Ɛn jɔs fɔ go na di stoa kin tɔn to sɔfa. Ɛn di bɔbɔ de tink fɔ invent sɔm kayn ziro-jɔnkshɔn mɔdyul, so dat wans yu dɔn ɔlrɛdi de na di stoa, ɛn afta dat yu prɛs di bɔtin ɛn yu dɔn ɔlrɛdi de na os.
  Sɔntɛm i fayn se, pan ɔl we dɛn nɔ dɔn mek atifishal wing yet, na in apatmɛnt, na ay flɔ, di bɔbɔ kin fil rili sef. Wen yu, we de swet fo ron fast, fainali opin di doa and jomp insaid di apatment, yu fil laik Olimpik champion we don kros di finish lain - yu de haus and yu de sef. Yu kin dɔn fɔ blo ɛn gɛt kɔrej we yu rid ɔda buk. Laki se dɛn stil gɛt laybri frɔm dɛn granpa we pɔsin we sabi buk go jɛlɔs.
  Di drayva bin mek sayn se dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi de na di stɔp ɛn ɔlman nid fɔ kɔmɔt de. Di bɔbɔ bin si insɛf na say we i nɔ bin no. I nɔ bin dɔn stɔp de bifo te di ɛnd. Ɛn dis nyu tin bin tan lɛk se i fayn ɛn i bin de mek wi sɔprayz. I tan lɛk se yu tek wan stɛp, ɛn lɛk Ɛli frɔm di Wizad ɔf Ɔz, yu go si yusɛf na fayn fayn stori ɛn gladi land.
  
  HITLER Nכ BI AGƐNST DI USSR
  Hitler bin lɛf di wɔ wit di USSR, ɛn i bin disayd se Stalin go bi padi ɛn trɔst am. Dɛn ɔl tu na dikteta ɛn dɛn ɔl tu fiba. Ivin Hitler in papa bin wok as shuz mek fɔ sɔm tɛm. Wɛl, wetin mek yu nɔ go fɛt wɔ wit Briten? Naf land de na di wɔl.
  Bay di ɔda we di Fuhrer gi, dɛn transfa 4 ɔda divishɔn dɛn to Libya - tu tank ɛn tu motoka. Na di sem tɛm, di Kraut famili de du big big reyd pan Mɔlta. Afta dat, dɛn land sojaman dɛn de. Dɛn kin dɔn di ɔpreshɔn fayn fayn wan.
  Di Fritz de mek dɛn grup strɔng na Libya ɛn dɛn de lid wan ɔfens wit Rommel in rejimɛnt dɛn.
  Turkey, afta pasɔnal nɛgoshyɔn bitwin di edman fɔ di stet ɛn Hitler, gri fɔ alaw Jamani sojaman dɛn fɔ pas na in teritɔri.
  Di Fritz dɛm na Libya tek Tolbuk afta di asɔlt, ɛn tru Turkish teritɔri dɛn go insay Irak ɛn Palestayn. So dɛn mek di prɛkɔndishɔn fɔ mek dɛn kech di wan ol Midul Is.
  Na da sem tɛm de, di Nazi dɛn go bifo pan Ijipt, usay dɛn sojaman dɛn we gɛt bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn ɛn we ɔganayz bɛtɛ, kin win. Ɛn we di fɔti wan ia dɔn, di Nazi dɛn bin tek kɔntrol pan di wan ol Midul Is, dɛn bin tek Sudan, ɛn insay Novɛmba dɛn bin atak di fɔt na Jibraltar. Franco, we dɛn bin de trɛtin fɔ tek di kɔntri, bin gri fɔ mek di Jaman sojaman dɛn pas. Fɔ tɔn bak, Spen bin rili gɛt sɔm eria dɛn na Afrika, ɛn Tɛki bin gɛt Palestayn.
  Afta dis, Hitlɛr bin kɔnsɛntret in sojaman dɛn ɛn bigin fɔ go bifo na tu say dɛn. Na di sawt pat na Afrika ɛn India. I gɛt impɔtant pawa dɛn. Di divishɔn dɛn we di Wehrmacht gɛt rili inof fɔ sɔlv di wok dɛn we dɛn dɔn gi dɛn.
  Ɛn insay di fɔs pat pan 1942, di Fuhrer bin tek India ɛn Afrika ɔl.
  Na da sem tɛm de, Jepan bin atak Pɛru Aba insay Disɛmba ɛn dɛn bin tek Indochaina ɛn bɔku ɔda say dɛn na di Pasifik Oshɔn. Afta dat, in grɔn fɔs dɛn rich na India ɛn jɔyn wit di Jamani dɛn. Imajin dɛn bɔt dis kayn ɛmpaya.
  Wan wɔ bigin bitwin Amɛrika, we na wan big kɔntri pan ikɔnomi, ɛn di Tɔd Rayk ɛn Jepan.
  Amɛrika bin gɛt fɔ fɛt pan tu frɔnt wan tɛm, agens tu pawaful pawa dɛn we rili strɔng, we bin tek bɔku bɔku say dɛn bak.
  Afta dis, Hitler nɔ bin ebul fɔ fɛt di USSR atɔl. Stalin bin kɔntinyu fɔ nɔ put an pan padi biznɛs, bɔt di sem tɛm i bin gɛda trɛnk. Insay Ɔgɔst 1941, dɛn bigin fɔ mek di KV-3 tank, we bin we siksti-ɛit tan ɛn we gɛt 107 mm lɔng barɛl gɔn. Ɛn insay Sɛptɛmba, di KV-5 sɛf bin kam insay di siriɔs. Na mashin bak we rili pawaful ɛn we we pas wan ɔndrɛd tan. Di USSR bin de gi wɛpɔn dɛn ɛn i bin de gɛda trɛnk.
  Hitler bin disayd fɔ land na Briten. Pantap dat, di Jamani pipul dɛn bin disayd fɔ du dis insay Novɛmba. We bin tɔn to sɔntin we di British dɛn nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt. Advantej dɛn bin de fɔ dis disayd: wan lɔng nɛt, daknɛs, di tru se yu kin fɛn kol wɛda, we yu nɔ de ɛkspɛkt. Ɛn se di Amɛrika pipul dɛn nɔ gɛt inof sojaman dɛn fɔ ol Briten.
  Di Tɔd Rayk bin bil wan big big sabmarin bot ɛn dɛn bin de wok mɔ ɛn mɔ na di si.
  Di Tayga ebi ebi tank bin fɔ tek pat bak pan di ɔfensiv we dɛn bin de fɛt na Briten. Di motoka in jɔnal nɔ de du bad. Ɛn bak di sɛlf-propɛl gɔn "Okhotnik" bitwin di layt motoka dɛn. Dɛn bin de bɔm Briten mɔ ɛn mɔ. Dɛn bin bigin fɔ atak di plen. Focke-Wulf ɛn ME-209 bin difrɛns dɛnsɛf pan fɛt-fɛt. Bɔt, di landin nɔ bin apin.
  Di Amɛrika pipul dɛn bin transfa bɔku bɔku sojaman dɛn na grɔn ɛn plen dɛn to Briten. Ɛn i bin kam fɔ bi tu risky. Dɔn, Hitlɛr, we i yuz di tin dɛn we Afrika gɛt, bin bigin fɔ fɛt di ɛj.
  Di we aw di ME-309 fɛt plen bin apia na bin sɔprayz we nɔ bin fayn fɔ di Amɛrika pipul dɛn. Di Jaman motoka bin gɛt tri 30-mm kaliba ay kanɔn - we bin rili wok fɔ faya pan ɛya target. Ɛn 4 ɔda mashin gɔn dɛn. Ɛn dɛn bin jɔyn pawaful wɛpɔn dɛn wit spid we na 740 kilomita pan awa.
  So, di pipul dɛn na Amɛrika bin gɛt wan mashin we strɔng pas dɛn yon. We fast ɛn pawaful arm pas Airacobras ɛn Mustangs. Di las mɔs pɔpul fɛtman, i stil rili wik pan armamɛnt - na mashin gɔn nɔmɔ.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn bigin fɔ win di Amɛrikan dɛn na di ays. Di fɛt dɛn we dɛn bin fɛt fɔ Briten bin rili bad.
  Na da sem tɛm de, di Tɔd Rayk bin de mek tank dɛn ɛn gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf. Di Krauts bin pin big op pan di E-10. Dis gɔn we de rɔn insɛf bin gɛt wan rivɔlɔshɔnari arenjmɛnt fɔ di Jamani tank bildin fɔ di transmishɔn ɛn injin togɛda. Dis bin mek i pɔsibul fɔ ridyus di ayt ɛn wet we di mashin gɛt. Ɛn da kayn tank destroyer de tɔn aut fɔ bi pɔsibul fɔ lod insay landin modul.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin de prɛs Briten frɔm di ays ɛn dɛn bin mek dɛn mek plen dɛn mɔ ɛn mɔ. Dɛn bin de yuz wokman dɛn we kɔmɔt na India, Eshia, ɛn Afrika. Ɛn dɛn bil nyu faktri dɛn usay dɛn de mek plen dɛn. Dɛn bin tray bak fɔ lanch jet plen dɛn fɔ mek dɛn mek am.
  Di fɛt dɛn we dɛn bin de fɛt na di skay bin sho se di Jaman ays dɛn bɛtɛ pas dɛn ɛn dɛn bin de lan mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Di payɔnia we nem Masɛl bin rili difrɛn. Na in na di fɔs pɔsin we rich di maylston fɔ wan ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti plen dɛn. Bɔt i nɔ bin stɔp de, ɛn kɔntinyu fɔ ad ɛn ad.
  Naw i rich tu ɔndrɛd, dɔn i rich tri ɔndrɛd. Di fayv digri fɔ di Nayt Krɔs, di Ayɔn Krɔs wit gold ɔk lif, sɔd ɛn dayamɔn, dɛn bin establish am mɔ fɔ am.
  Masɛl dɔn go bifo bad bad wan. Dɛn bin bit di padi dɛn we gɛt nem. Dɛn kin de ɔnda prɛshɔn ɔltɛm. Ɛn dɛn kin kɔt dɛn ɛn kɔt dɛn, brok dɛn ɛn bɔn dɛn.
  Bɔt afta dat, tu gyal pikin dɛn apia na di skay - Albina ɛn Alvina. Nyu wɔri pipul dɛn. Bifo dis tɛm, Hitlɛr bin de agens uman dɛn fɔ fɛt, bɔt naw i alaw tu fayn fayn uman dɛn fɔ stil tek pat pan di fɛt.
  Sɔm ia 1943. Biuti dɛn de flay pan ME-309. Ɛn dɛn de wɛr bikini ɛn barefut.
  Albina de spin in fɛtman. I de pres in bare il pan di pedal dɛn.
  Wan Inglish Mustang de si bifo. Di titi opin faya fɔ kil. I de kɔt di ɛnimi, in 30-mm kanɔn dɛn na wɛpɔn dɛn we de kil pipul dɛn bad bad wan.
  Alvina tu si di target ɛn shot kɔrɛkt wan... Dis tɛm di Airacobra get knock down ɛn fɔdɔm, lɛf wan tel fɔ smok.
  Albina de siŋ wit am:
  - Brave Aryan, smash wit yu fist,
  Wit wan bɔdi we dɛn mek wit stɛl ɛn wan wulf in yay...
  Laif na ɔltin we pɔsin de tray tranga wan - .
  No ples nɔ de fɔ di gud ɛn di wan dɛn we wik!
  Ɛn di blant tɛrminatɔ sho in fist.
  Alvina kin siŋ bak se:
  - Wi na kul gyal pikin dɛm
  Ɛn di Mama Land in igl dɛn, .
  Ɔl di riva dɛn gɛt blu
  I izi fɔ win!
  En agen di shot... Perform di maneuver. Di pawaful wɛpɔn dɛn we di ME-309 gɛt de mek yu ebul fɔ shot dɔŋ wan target we yu pas.
  Gɛl pikin dɛn kin gri fɔ tek advantej pan dis. Ɛn dɛn kin shot ɛksepshɔnal kɔrɛkt wan, wit uman prɛsishɔn.
  Albina, we de faya bak, shift in aim ɛn nak di ɛnimi. Fɔ kɔba am wit spɛshal kɔrɛkt we. Wan Inglish motoka de bɔn.
  Di titi se wit gladi gladi luk:
  - Ɔltin we nɔ pɔsibul pɔsibul, a no fɔ tru... A lɛk di motoka wit mi immaculate passion!
  Ɛn di wɔman sho in tɔŋ bak. I gɛt bɔku ɛnaji ɛn fɔs majeure. Ɛn di titi rili de shayn wit gladi at ɛn zil.
  Alvina bin twit se:
  - Wan tu tri fo fayv! Mek wi kil di wikɛd wan dɛn!
  Di titi mɛmba aw i bin de rɔn barefut na di dɛzat. Yɛs, na so a bin gɛt hardening. Ɛn in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we rɔf bin de bɔn. Had trenin fɔ se di lɛst! Bɔt di titi bin sev ɛn i bin ebul fɔ win ɔl di tin dɛn we bin de ambɔg am. Shi jos laik dat, en so groovy. Ɛn a bin de tren akɔdin to sayɛns.
  Ɛn i bin de nak di bod dɛn wit in rawnd il. I bin brok dɛn lɛk se i de ple ple. Oh na wan kɔsmik biuti!
  Alvina bin wispa se:
  - Ivin if wi gɛt prɔblɛm, nɔ shem, .
  Bi wilin fɔ lɛnt yu sholda to yu kɔmpin...
  Mi na igl - nɔto pathetic sparrow, .
  Yu knock out di enemi - irrevocably!
  Ɛn di titi shek in wayt ia. Ɛn wetin i bi natura blant.
  Albina bin de gigl:
  - Yu kin siŋ fayn fayn wan! Mek wi fɛt bak wit heroically!
  Ɛn di wɔri man kɔt ɔda Inglish plen. I bin brok brok am to smɔl smɔl pat dɛn.
  Alvina bin de gigl ɛn se:
  - Wi go kil ɔlman! Mek wi gɛt chenj dɛn!
  Albina bin ansa wit gladi at se:
  - Viktri de wet, win de wet... Di wan dɛn we want fɔ brok di shakul! Viktri de wet, win de wet! Wi go ebul fɔ mek di layɔn in grin kol!
  Alvina wink ɛn shot wan ɔda British plen dɔŋ. Dis tɛm di motoka bin flay fa fawe. Ɛn i tan lɛk se dɛn dɔn skru di payɔnia!
  Albina bin tek wan tɔn bak ɛn kray se:
  - Wi go destroy yu wit wan blow! Mek wi brok di layɔn fɔ rizin!
  Dɔn i tek am ɛn wink wit in safaya yay. Nays dɛbul - yu nɔ go se i nɔ de!
  Alvina bin bang wan ɔda Amɛrikin motoka dis tɛm ɛn i his:
  - Na glori win go de, as wi granpa dɛn bin want!
  Ɛn di fayn fayn uman bin stɔp in tɔŋ fɔ ansa am. Ɛn i bin de muf am, lɛk se i de skata di briz. Di blant mɛmba aw i bin de kɔt kɔt big man pafɛkt dɛn wit in tong ɛn i bin rili fayn ɛn i bin rili fayn! Nɔto ɔl uman go ɔndastand aw dis kin mek pɔsin gladi!
  Alvina tɔn in fɛtman rawnd. I faya in ay kanɔn dɛn bak ɛn chip:
  - Na fɔ natin se dɛn bɔn wi taygres we ebul fɔ win ɛn glorify wi Mama Land pan fɛt!
  Albina bin sho in tit dɛn wit agresiv wan ɛn i bin de buz:
  - Mi mud de win ɔltɛm!
  Ɛn i bin bang wan ɔda British motoka. Wɛl, di gyal pikin dɛn bin bit di British ɛn Amɛrika pipul dɛn. Big big fɛt dɛn bin de apin na di ays. Ɛn di Alay fɛt plen we pipul dɛn lɛk pas ɔl, we na di Mustang, bin giv-ɔp klia wan to di Fritz mashin dɛn.
  Alvina bin twit se:
  - Dokumɛntri mud, wi stɛp nɔ de stagnant igen!
  Dis tɛm di wɔriɔ kɔt di stormtrooper. Dɔn i bɔs laf.
  Albina bin faya wan bɔs pan di pɔsin we bin bɔm. I blo di bɔm dɛn ɛn grɔmbul, ɛn sho in tit dɛn:
  - Miusikal dɔn sɛl ɔl! Ɛni step impɔtant!
  Afta dat i hit mi bak wit wan dischaj of monstrous pawa... Although dis na bin ɔdinari aerial projectiles. Pan ɔl we na tati milimita kaliba.
  Dɔn Albina bɔs laf ɛn sho in fang tit.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin dɔn yuz dɛn kɔmbat kit ɛn dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de kam bak wit gladi at ɛn gladi at.
  Alvina bin twit se:
  - Ɛn wan fayn bɔbɔ de wet fɔ mi, pan wan gold ɔs!
  Ɛn a mɛmba aw a bin de ple ple wit di bɔbɔ. Yɛs, dis na rili kɔl! Dis de apin. Jɛnɛral wan, uman sojaman dɛn bin lɛk man dɛn. Ɛspɛshali we dɛn de kɔt kɔt ɛn strok. Agresiv, fɔ put am klia wan, dɛbul dɛn. Ɛn natin nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔp dɛn, ɛn natin nɔ go ebul fɔ brok dɛn. Dis na dɛn kayn wɔndaful tin dɛn de.
  Albina bin siŋ wit pwɛl at se:
  - Wi na di igl dɛm na di skay, gudnɛs ɛn layt! Wi de soar ay ɛn se hello!
  Afta dat di gyal burst out de laf...
  Alvina bin mɛmba aw i bin ayd wan brɔsh wit dayamɔn di tɛm we di wɔ bin de na Afrika. I ayd am na in bɛlɛ, ɛn rap am wit bandej. Ɛn i bin de kɛr di jɔlɔs. Aw dɛn bin fɛt na Afrika? Dɛn rɔn barefut krɔs di hot san, ɛn dɛn bare il dɛn bin de bɔn. Bɔt di sojaman dɛn bin bia dis ɛn stil nɔ bin giv ɔp ɛn dɛn nɔ bin giv-ɔp.
  Bifo dat, dɛn bin strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ. Ɛn dɛn bin de siŋ se:
  - Ɛn di dɛzat, ɛn di dɛzat - di gyal pikin dɛn de jomp barefut!
  Ɛn dɛn bin de sho dɛn tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal.
  Afta dat, dɛn bin de grop dɛn wit man dɛn an na di aypɔt. I fayn fɔ mek dɛn miks ɛn strok gyal pikin dɛn bɔdi.
  Di sɔma insay 1943 bin rili fayn. Di bɔm dɛn we dɛn bin de bɔm di Tɔd Rayk bin bigin fɔ du mɔ ɛn mɔ. Wan mɔ advans tank "Panther" - 2 wit tik armor ɛn wan lɔwa silhouette bin apia. I bin at fɔ nak am ɛn chuk am mɔ na in fɔɛd. Na di sem tɛm, dɛn bin put wan gɔn we gɛt 88 mm kaliba. Mɔ armor-piercing, ɛn ebul fɔ go insay ivin di laytst Churchills.
  Di fɛt we dɛn bin fɛt na di ays sho se di nyu Jaman plen dɛn rili strɔng, ɛn di skil we di ays dɛn gɛt dɔn bɔku. Ɛn bak di tru tin se yɔŋ uman payɔt dɛn kin fɛt ivin bɛtɛ pas man dɛn. So di dawt we dɛn bin gɛt bin fɔ natin. Girls sabi fait, no mata hau yu luk am.
  Sabmarin dɛn bak bin bigin fɔ wok. Di kru fɔ wan pan dɛn bak na bin gyal pikin dɛn nɔmɔ. We rili fayn ɛn aesthetically pleasing. Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn kin fɛt so wit maynd.
  Di lɔs we di Amɛrikan ɛn British bot dɛn bin lɔs bin bɔku bad bad wan. Ɛn di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt pan di wan dɛn we bin de sɔpɔt dɛn pan ɔl di azimuth dɛn.
  Insay di fɔl, Hitlɛr in sojaman dɛn bin tek Ɔstrelia, ɛn dis bin sho se dɛn ebul fɔ land sojaman dɛn. Di Fritz dɛn bin gɛt bak plen dɛn we de kɛr plen dɛn ɛn ship dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ fɛt. Ɛn insay Disɛmba 1943, wan man we bin gɛt maynd fɔ land na Briten afta dat. We dis tɛm bin rili saksesful.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin land na difrɛn say dɛn, ivin na di nɔt pat na Lɔndɔn. We bin kam as sɔprayz to di British.
  Ɛn na ya bak, wan batalyɔn we gɛt gyal pikin dɛn bin land. Pan ɔl we di kol sizin bin de, di fayn fayn wɔri pipul dɛn bin wɛr bikini ɛn dɛn nɔ bin wɛr fut. Dɛn bin de faya frɔm mashin gɔn dɛn ɛn splash dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin na di sno. Lef wan mas of grasful, chiseled imprints pan di snodrifts.
  Di busty ɛn pɔmp-ap Madeleine bin de rɔsh bifo. Bifo i kɔmɔt na di bot, i bin mek lɔv to wan duzin man dɛn wan tɛm, ɛn dɛn bin chaj am wit dɛn ɛnaji. I na da kayn titi we gɛt rɛd ia ɛn we gɛt pawa.
  Ɛn insay wan jomp i go bit di Inglishman. I brok in jaw na wan rawnd os ɛn ala se:
  - Wel, di Third Reich tel wi, no drift!
  En im go hit wan Amerikan tu wit im elbow, dis taim. Ɛn i de sho in tit dɛn we big pas maredman in tit.
  Di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl fɔ mek uman strɔng na dat i nid fɔ du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs bɔku tɛm. Dɔn i go mɔs bi se i yɔŋ ɛn i go pwɛl ɛnimi dɛn lɛk mashin gɔn.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn kin nak di British ɛn Amɛrika pipul dɛn wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we fayn.
  Dɛn kin chuk ɛnimi dɛn wit bayɔnɛt ɛn ala se:
  - Hooray - Ɔray! Mek wi brok tru di fraer!
  Ɛn bak, lɛk se dɛn bit dɛn wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn dɛn kin brok dɛn padi dɛn rib ɛn jaw. Dɛn kin faya frɔm di laytst mashin gɔn dɛn, we de sho se dɛn gɛt pawa fɔ kil pɔsin. sho fenomenal trɛnk.
  Madeleine de muv in gyal, rawnd il to di say we di British ɔfisa in chin de. So i fɔdɔm ɛn trowe in fut dɛn wantɛm wantɛm. Wan watawɛl we gɛt blɔd bin kɔmɔt na in trot.
  Madelin bin grɔmbul se:
  - Mi na Jamani uman-wɔlf, ɛn mi na layɔn uman we ivin big pas am!
  Ɛn i de shek in nekɛd, lush brɔst, wit skarlet, strawberry nipples. Na big big gyal pikin. Jɛnɛral wan, i klia se if na fɛt, uman wɛr smɔl klos, dat min se bulɛt ɔ shrapnel nɔ go ambɔg am. Na bikɔs di pawa we di wɔl gɛt de protɛkt di bɔdi we nekɛd. Dis na, mɔ, wan big bɛnifit fɔ uman SS wɔriɔ dɛn. Di Jamani pipul dɛn nɔ bin ɔndastand di pawa we gyal pikin dɛn we wɛr af-af nekɛd we wɛr bikini de gi wantɛm wantɛm, bɔt jɔs afta dɛn ɔndastand, dɛn bigin fɔ win ɛn pwɛl ɔlman.
  Sins gyal we nɔ gɛt klos na rili sɔntin we dɛn kin se na di ays aerobatics fɔ di gɔd Eros! Ɛn ɔltin fayn ɛn i fayn fɔ si!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de trowe grenade ɛn du am wit sɛns. Wan pan di gyal pikin dɛn bin trowe dagɔ wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i bin chuk wan blak sojaman in chɛst. Ɛn i bin laf.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn nɔ gɛt fut ɛn dɛn tan. Di wɔri pipul dɛn kin kɔt di Inglish sojaman dɛn chɛst ɛn put bayonet insay dɛn bɛlɛ. Dɛn bin de biev bad bad wan. Ɛn dɛn pas na di British sojaman dɛn. Stab yu ɛnimi dɛn.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de siŋ se:
  - Wi na wɔriɔ fɔ di big sɔd, ɛn if nid de, wi de stɛl ɛn ploughshare! Chop yu ɛnimi frɔm di sholda, so dat i nɔ go tan lɛk se i nɔ go du!
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn shot, ɛn fɔdɔm, rol, ɛn jomp bak ɛn faya kɔrɛkt wan.
  Di dɛbul dɛn tɔn aut fɔ bi rili spak. Dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔp dɛn ɔ bit dɛn. Ɛn dɛn kin shot dɛnsɛf, rol oba, jomp ɔp, ɛn shot bak.
  Di wɔri pipul dɛn rili sabi ɛn dɛn kin du tin kwik kwik wan. Ɛn dɛn bin de trowe grenade wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin. En dem geht gyal pikin dem na SS, dem geht wo expiriens na Afrika. Na de dɛn bin de rɔn barefut, insay bikini.
  Dɛn bin de splash wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin pan san ɛn shap ston dɛn. Ɛn dɛn leg dɛn bin rɔf ɛn tan lɛk kamɛl dɛn fut. Di gyal pikin dɛn rili fayn. Girls we rili fayn, we slim, we gɛt mɔsul, ɛn we gɛt skapul.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn kin fɛt, shot, thrɛsh, rili kɔrɛkt wan. Warrior gyal pikin dɛn kin du dis ɛn bit dɛn.
  Wan tank de bɔm. I kin tɔn ova ɛn di trak dɛn kin kɔmɔt. Ɛn dɛn kin brok di ples usay dɛn kin sket ɛn smok. Ɛn ɔltin kin bɔn ɛn flay ɛn mek tin dɛn we kin bɔn. Ɛn di shel dɛn kin bɔn ɛn bɔn.
  Ɛn afta dat, di Inglish gɔn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf bin bɔn. Ɛn i tɔn oba ɛn flay, i de fɔdɔm.
  Madeleine bin ala ɛn tɔk se:
  - Bɔt Pasaran! Na di kɔfin, bɔy!
  Ɛn bak i gi wan tɔn. Ɛn i bigin fɔ faya.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn waka ɛn shot. Dɛn bin de bit wi wit mashin gɔn. Dɛn kin brok brok dɛn. Ɛn di Inglish dɛn kin flay lɛk skit we bɔl hit. Ɛn dɛn kayn wɔriɔ dɛn de, ɛn agresiv.
  Ɛn dɛn kin rayt lɛk dis. Ɛn dɛn kin krɔs di ɛnimi ɛn kɔt dɛn bɔdi smɔl smɔl.
  Di gyal pikin dem so gorgeous en dem geht abs lek chokolat bar. Ɛn bɔdi dɛn we tan, ɛn dɛn kin yuz wɛpɔn dɛn so fayn. Ɛn i nɔ go te igen, dɛn nɔ de lɔs ɛnitin.
  Jɛnɛral wan, we gyal pikin dɛn gɛt nekɛd bɔdi ɛn bare fut, den gift dɛn we de kil nɔ de stik to dɛn. Ɛn di wɔman dɛn go bifo, pwɛl, kɔt, sɔfa, tear apat wit grenade.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn, as wi de si, dɛn rili gɛt sɛns ɛn dɛn rili aktif. Ɛn dɛn de bit dɛnsɛf, skrab ɛn pwɛl. Dɛn gɛt di pawa we de mek pɔsin vɛks, di faya we de mek pɔsin want fɔ du sɔntin, ɛn di kɔnfidɛns we di gyal pikin dɛn we fayn pas ɔl gɛt fɔ win.
  Ɛn dɛn bɔdi jɔs wɔndaful. Ɛn we pɔsin we nɔ gɛt natin de trowe grenade. Ɛn bɔku bɔku blant dɛn de ya. Tru tru Aryan dɛn nɔ gɛt sɔri-at to di ɛnimi dɛn fɔ di Third Reich.
  Madelin shek in bres we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn ala se:
  - Ɛn a na sɛks simbul! Mi na sɛks simbul! Ɛn a go krɔs ɔl di ɛnimi dɛn! A go krɔs ɛn krɔs ɔl di ɛnimi dɛn!
  Afta dat di heroic gyal go tɔn ova ɛn lans wan ol bɔks we gɛt grenade wit in bare il. Ɛn di Inglish tank "Churchill", we dɛn bin dɔn gɛt faya baton, dɛn tek am ɛn tɔn am ova. Ɛn we i bin de flay, i bin ram tu Kromwel dɛn bak, i brok dɛn klos ɛn krɔs dɛn barɛl dɛn.
  Madeleine bin kray se:
  - Mun, mun, ɛn wi tank dɛn de fast!
  Girls step pan dɛnsɛf. Ɛn so nekɛd, so sɛxy. Bɔku pan dɛn de wɛr bikini, ɛn bɔku pan dɛn jɔs wɛr tin panti. Ɛn i rili fayn! Di British pipul dɛn ivin de fred fɔ pwɛl dis kayn fayn fayn tin dɛn ɛn shot am. Ɛn afta dat, dɛn es dɛn an ɔp ɔp.
  Ɛn wan batalyɔn we gɛt gyal pikin dɛn we klos to nekɛd de go bifo. Win win afta win. Di wɔri pipul dɛn so spak, wit wɔndaful imajineshɔn. Ɔmɔs dɛbul ɛnaji dɛn gɛt?
  I go mɔs bi se yu kin krɔs ɛn mɛlt mawnten dɛn!
  Madeleine de siŋ ɛn shek in bɔdi:
  - A go fɛt na di wɔl, na ɛvin ɛn na daknɛs! A go fɛt te di ɛnd, mek at bit togɛda!
  Ɛn bak, wit in il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, i go muf tru di sno we de drɛb, dɔn wit in ni na di blak ɔfisa in nɛk. Ɛn i kil am - i fɔdɔm lɛk se dɛn kil am.
  Ɛn di tɛrminatɔ gyal bin siŋ se:
  - A bin bi kaw, ɛn naw a go bi tɛrminatɔ!
  Ɛn wit wan bare il to di nos, rayt insay di jomp... Ɛn knock aut di nos, lɛk se wit ebi ebi klɔb.
  Di ɔda gyal pikin dɛn ala se:
  - Wi na supa big wan!
  Ɛn dɛn de sho dɛn langwej! Fɔ tru, fɔ tɔk tru, di gyal pikin dɛn de du aerobatics pan flay sosa.
  Ɛn na 4 uman wɔriɔ dɛn bak de na Panta 2. Ɔlrɛdi we dɛn sabi frɔm dɛn feats of arms na ɔl pat na di wɔl, Gerda, Charlotte, Christina ɛn Magda. Biuti dɛn we rɛdi fɔ fɛt ɛn win. Ɛn di sem tɛm i de jomp ɛn spin.
  Gɛda bin nak wan Inglish Chalenj tank ɛn ala se:
  - Di fiuja na wi yon! Nyu wɔl dɛn ɔnda di Third Reich. Ɛn i bin de wink in padi dɛn.
  Charlotte, we bin de faya, bin tɔk se:
  - Deadly transition, mek yu ɛnimi dɛn go!
  Ɛn i bin win di Inglish Kromwel.
  Ɛn afta dat, na bin Magda in tɔn fɔ shot. Di gyal tek am ɛn nak am na di Amɛrikan Sheman. I bɔs lɛk ays ɔnda di blo we wan kɔba ston de blo.
  Magda bin siŋ:
  - Di layɔn, we de sho in krawn, de rayz wan frantik ala! Di Fadaland nɔ fɔ win - lɛft, lɛft - kul!
  Ɛn di fayn uman we gɛt gold ia bin de wink pan in patna dɛn. Ɛn in yay dɛn tan lɛk ɛmirald-safaya.
  Ɛn bak i nak frɔm di trɔnk, ɛn nak di Nazi dɛn wit sɛns.
  Ɛn Kristina bin bit am, ɛn i bin rili fayn. I brok di Amɛrikin "Witch" ɛn siŋ.
  Gɛda bin faya bak, bɔt na di sojaman dɛn we bin de waka na fut. I bin win bɔku fɛtman dɛn ɛn kɔt dɛn an ɛn fut.
  Afta dat di titi chirp:
  - Wi go tear yu apart!
  Charlotte sɛf sɛn wan shel ɛn swɛt:
  - Wi go tear yu apart!
  Ɛn da kayn titi we gɛt rɛd ia, i bin de bit mi da we de. I bin pwɛl di British dɛn. Ɛn i bin krɔs in ɛnimi dɛn.
  Kristina bin hit bak, i bin rili bɛtɛ ɛn i bin rili kɔrɛkt. Ɛn afta dat, i tek ɛn brok wan ɔda frɔnt klos fɔ di tank. Na so di gyal pikin dɛn bin pwɛl am.
  Di wɔriɔ dɛn we de ya na di tank dɛnsɛf nɔ gɛt fut ɛn dɛn wɛr bikini. Ɛn dɛn so fayn dat dɛn kin peint dɛn wit kɔlɔ lɛk pɔtrɛt. Ɛn wɔndaful wɔriɔ dɛn.
  Wetin nɔto shot na hit.
  Ɛn aw dɛn 4 ya bin fɛt na di dɛzat? Aw di gyal pikin dɛn bin de rɔn barefut krɔs di wam san, ɛn di wam wam ston dɛn bin de bɔn dɛn fayn fayn fut dɛn. Ɛn dɛn kayn fayn fayn gyal pikin dɛn de.
  Gɛda bin hit am rili kɔrɛkt wan. I bin hit di Sherman ɛn chɛr di tɔrɛt. Dɔn i bin de gigl ɛn se:
  - Wi de pwɛl di ɛnimi, ɛn i rili kul!
  Bɔt afta dat, di gyal we nem Charlotte tek am ɛn hit am wit wan prɛsis shot - i brok di Chɔchil, sok am insay pis.
  Dɔn i swɛt se:
  - Wi na dɛbul ɛn wi de bit di ɛnimi!
  Kristina tek am ɛn slam am, rili kɔrɛkt wan ɔnda di tawa, ɛn rasp:
  - Atak we de kil pɔsin! Ɛn na di trot!
  Di titi hit ɛn kil wan ɔda tank.
  Magda tek am ɛn fuk am, ɛn brok ɔl di stɛl, ɛn se:
  - Dis go ivin kol pasmak!
  Ɛn di wɔri pipul dɛn laf bak...
  I bin klia se di brij ed bin de go bifo. Ɛn gyal pikin dɛn we nɔ gɛt fut ɛn we wɛr bikini na dɛn kin kol pas ɔl ɛn dɛn nɔ kin ebul fɔ ambɔg dɛn. Ɛn dɛn kin win big big we. Dɛn kayn fayn fayn gyal pikin dɛn de kin rili kɔl.
  Warriors we nɔ gɛt bras, ɛn rili fayn uman dɛn. Di Valkyries we de ya so fayn. Dɛn go pwɛl ɔlman. Wetin if dɛn hit di USSR? Dɔn wi go dawt ɔlman ɛn mek kɔmpɔt wit blɔd ɛn mit. Di gyal pikin dɛn so blɔd, ɛn grin, ɛn kruk. Bɔt insay dɛn yon we, dɛn gud.
  
  FƐIL WE DI ALLIED LANDIN NA NƆMANDI.
  Na wan intrestin twist na istri we apin afta di Jaman dɛn bin ebul fɔ drɛb di Alay landin dɛn na Nɔmandi. Insay prinsipul, di Fuhrer stil gɛt fifti-ɛit divishɔn dɛn na Frans. Fɔ dɛn wan ya, ilevin na tank ɛn motoka ɛn fayv na SS. Wit skilful distribushɔn fɔ di fɔs dɛn fɔ de inof.
  Hitler bin gri wit wetin Rommel bin tɔk se na Nɔmandi ɛn Pɔt di Kelɛs nɔmɔ di land dɛn kin apin. Pantap dat, akɔdin to sɔm sayn dɛn, i klia se i go mɔs bi se na Nɔmandi. Fɔ ɛgzampul, akɔdin to soja trenin, ɛn bak we yu tink bɔt se Pɔt di Kalɛs gɛt wɛl fɔt.
  Hitler bin kɔnsɛntret in ami, ɛn gi imejensi pawa to Rommel.
  Di padi dɛn sho ɛn... Dɛn win dɛn. Na tru se na di sawt dɛn bin ebul fɔ gɛt sɔm sakrifays, bɔt dɛn bin tek bɔku mɔni. Ɛn na di sɛnt, di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn bin mek di Jamani dɛn win bad bad wan. Bɔt ivin na ya di Fuhrer bin ebul fɔ disayd fɔ du sɔntin we mek sɛns ɛn pul in sojaman dɛn go na Minsk. Di Jamani dɛn bin ebul fɔ tek difensiv pozishɔn dɛn na di big siti ɛn mek di Rɛd Ami fɛt na strit. Na ya di Fuhrer bin notis di wik we di Soviet kɔmand bin wik - di want fɔ tek di kapital dɛn kwik kwik wan ɛn pan dedlayn. Ɛn usay i izi fɔ ol di difens if nɔto na big siti?
  Fɔ tɔk smɔl, di Soviet ami bin de insay di fɛt fɔ Minsk. Opareshɔn Bagreshɔn bin drɛg bɔku, ɛn di Kraut dɛn bin gɛt tɛm fɔ ɔganayz bak. Stalin bin sho bak se i trangayes, ɛn i bin de aks fɔ mek dɛn tek Minsk kwik kwik wan. Bɔt di Nazi dɛn bin mek di siti strɔng bad bad wan bifo tɛm ɛn dɛn bin bil pawaful difɛns ring dɛn.
  Di Soviet lidaship bin ivin put di atak we dɛn bin de fɛt na Mɔldova bifo tɛm so dat dɛn go tek di hiro siti kwik kwik wan.
  Di fɛt bin drɛg te to let ɔtom. Afta sɔm tɛm, dɛn bin tek Minsk, bɔt di Nazi dɛn bin tɔn bak to di layn fɔ difend dɛn insay di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ. En deibin setul deya.
  Di sakses we di Fritz resistans bin gɛt bin izi bak bay di inkris rol we Guderian bin de du, we na bin wan rili strɔng kɔmanda. Speshali, i bin si bifo tɛm se afta dɛn dɔn kech Minsk, di Rɛd Ami go atak Mɔldova. Di Jamani dɛn bin pul di sojaman dɛn ɛn di ikwipmɛnt dɛn na di frɔnt layn ɛn kɔnsɛntret dɛn difens na ɔda layn.
  Dis bin mek di big big tin dɛn we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn sojaman dɛn bin de pripia wit bɔku bɔku artileri dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ wok. Atilari dɛn bin de atak di ɛmti trench dɛn.
  Neks, di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin stɔp pan pawaful difɛns dɛn. Di Jamani dɛn bin briŋ nyu tank divishɔn dɛn ɛn dɛn bin yuz mɔ advans ɛn pawaful gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf.
  Di Jagdpanther ɛn Panzer-4 bin du spɛshal wan, wit pawaful frɔntal armɔ na big angul dɛn we gɛt rɛshɔnal inklin ɛn kanɔn.
  Di wan we de wok mɔ na di Panzer-4, we gɛt Panther gɔn, 80 milimita frɔntal klos we gɛt angle we na 45 digri, ɛn we i wet twɛnti fayv tan nɔmɔ.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin ebul fɔ mek di Soviet tank dɛn ɛn sojaman dɛn we de waka na fut nɔ go bifo. Tide winta kam.
  Bɔt, dis tɛm, no big kol nɔ bin de. Di Alay dɛn bin stɔp dɛn fɔ fɛt na Itali, ɛn Amɛrika bin ridyus di bɔm dɛn we dɛn bin de du smɔl.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin lans di mɔ advans ɛn bɛtɛ protɛkt Panther modifyeshɔn F fɔ mek dɛn prodyuz ɛn dɛn bin inkrisayz di prodakshɔn fɔ di ME-262, we na wan ayrakt we gɛt bɔku pawa ɛn we gɛt protɛkshɔn.
  We di kol at bin de, di Nazi dɛn bin atak Itali ɛn tek Rom bak, ɛn dɛn bin go bifo na Nepal. Usay dɛn bin stɔp dɛn pan di kɔst fɔ bɔku bɔku lɔs.
  Insay di kol sizin, di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin jɔs bigin fɔ fɛt na di sɛnt pan Janwari 20, bɔt dɛn bin ebul fɔ go bifo fɔ jɔs tati kilomita, ɛn dɛn bin brok di fɔs tu layn dɛn fɔ difɛns.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin stil trangayes. Dɛn bin gɛt gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf frɔm di "E" siriɔs, wit lɔw silhouettes, gud camouflage, gud armor, ɛn pawaful gɔn dɛn.
  Pantap dat, wit ay akkuracy ɛn rit fɔ faya, we gɛt haydrolik stebyulayza.
  Di Soviet sojaman dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ du am. Na insay Mach nɔmɔ di fɛt we dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt na Ɛstonia bin gɛt sɔm sakrifays dɛn. Bɔt di Kraut dɛn, we dɛn tek advantej pan di pasiv we di wan dɛn we bin de sɔpɔt dɛn bin gɛt, bin gi wan dɛbul blo frɔm Mɔldova ɛn Wɛstin Yukren.
  Ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ brok di difens. Fɔ di fɔs tɛm, supa-hɛvi tank dɛn "Mause" ɛn E-100 tek pat pan di fɛt dɛn. Di Jamani dɛn bin de yuz tin dɛn bak fɔ si na nɛt we dɛn de atak na nɛt.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin ebul fɔ du sɔm tin dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin ivin ebul fɔ lɔk di ed pat pan di kɔlɔn dɛn we gɛt wɛpɔn, ɛn mek wan kɔl. Di Rɛd Ami bin rili introduks big big riinfɔsmɛnt ɛn rizɔv dɛn na di hedkwata insay Epril. Sɔm pan di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin brok kɔmɔt na di say we dɛn bin de rawnd dɛn. Bɔt pan ɔl dat, di Nazi dɛn bin lɛvul di frɔnt smɔl. Di tin bin kɔmplikt bikɔs Ruzvelt day, afta dat di fɛt-fɛt bitwin di Tɔd Rayk ɛn di Alay dɛn bin stɔp.
  We Me dɔn, di Jamani dɛn bin tray fɔ go bifo na di sawt. Dɛn bin de yuz di Maus ɛn E-100 tank dɛn mɔ. Di Rɛd Ami bin trangayes fɔ bia di blo. Dis tɛm di rikonaysmɛnt bin wok bɛtɛ pas insay Mach, ɛn di sojaman dɛn bin rɛdi. Di Nazi dɛn bin go bifo fɔ fifti kilomita nɔmɔ insay wan ɛn af mɔnt ɛn dɛn bin stɔp dɛn.
  Di fɛt dɛn sho se di Maus nɔ bin de du fayn, ɛn sɔm prɔblɛm dɛn bin de wit di E-100. Di SU-100 sɛlf-propɛl gɔn bin de mek mɔ ɛn mɔ. Dis motoka dɔn sho se i de wok fayn as tank destroyer. Pan ɔl we i nɔ go du fɔ di frɔntal klos fɔ di Maus ɛn E-100. Bɔt di Soviet gɔn we bin de yuz insɛf bin gɛt chans fɔ go insay di sayd, pan ɔl we i bin de shot klos to pɔynt-blank.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn stɔp fɔ yuz di T-4. Ɛn insay Ɔgɔst, insted ɔf di Panther, di E-50 bin go insay prodakshɔn. Dis tank bin we 65 tan, i bin gɛt frɔnt klos fɔ di tɔrɛt we na 200 milimita we i angle, ɛn sayd dɛn we gɛt 120 milimita. Di fɔrɛst fɔ di hul na 160 mm pan angle we na 45 digri, ɛn di sayd dɛn na 120. Ɛn di gɔn dɛn na 88 mm insay 100 EL, ɛn di rit we faya de bɔn na 12 rawnd fɔ wan minit.
  Pantap dat, dis motoka bin gɛt injin we gɛt 1200 ɔs pawa. Impenetrable to di Soviet kanɔn na di fɔrɛst, ɛn impenetrabl to di sayd fɔ di T-34-85.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin lans dis motoka wit wan layout we dɛn bin de mek, ɛn dɛn bin op se dɛn go pas di Rɛd Ami.
  Bɔt di fɛt dɛn sho se insay prɔsis di Jamani tank rili strɔng, bɔt i nɔ go ebul fɔ gi disisiv supiriɔriti.
  Di XE-162 jet fɛt plen wit ɔdasayz flayt kwaliti dɛn, laytwɛt, izi fɔ mek ɛn chip tɔn aut fɔ bi mɔ advans ɛn prɛktikal. Fɔ du am, dis na fayn fayn plen, ɛn i nɔ tu te, di Soviet avieshɔn bin gɛt prɔblɛm we bin rili at.
  Pan ɔl we Rɔshia nɔ bin gɛt jet fɛt plen dɛn, di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt advantej na di skay. Nɔto fɔ tɔk bɔt di Arado bɔm dɛn ɛn ɔda motoka dɛn.
  Hitler bin tray fɔ atak bak insay Sɛptɛmba, dis tɛm na di sɛnta. Di Jamani dɛn bin ebul fɔ brok di difɛns dɛn ɛn rawnd Minsk, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ tek di siti sɛf.
  Insay di kol sizin, we di wɛda bin de wɔs, di Rɛd Ami bin fri Minsk ɛn klia di fil fɔ mek dɛn ebul fɔ muv, ɛn dɛn bin trowe di Nazi dɛn bak usay dɛn bin de fɔs.
  Bɔt di Kraut dɛn stil ol di frɔnt... Di winta pas insay wan ɛkshɛnj fɔ blo. Di ia 1946 kam... Insay Mach, di Rɛd Ami bin atak bak, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ du am.
  Insay Me, di Nazi dɛn bin muf kam de, ɛn dɛn bin de kɔnt pan nyu tank dɛn we dɛn kɔl "E" siriɔs. Bɔt dɛn bin jɔs ebul fɔ go bifo fɔ sɔm tɛn kilomita dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin gɛt bɔku bɔku damej dɛn.
  Ɛn insay Ɔgɔst, Jepan bin dɔn giv-ɔp. Ɛn Amɛrika bin gɛt nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn.
  Insay Sɛptɛmba di Rɛd Ami bin go bifo, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ sakrifays. Di kol sizin bin pas bak wit blɔd fɛt. Di US we bin de ɔnda Truman nɔ bin intavyu. Mek di soshialis dɛn kil dɛnsɛf as mɔ as dɛn ebul.
  Infakt, wetin mek dɛn fɔ wɔri?
  Yu kin sɛl to dɛn ɔl tu. Pantap dat, Amɛrika ɛn Briten de fɛt wɔ fɔmal wan, bɔt dɛn nɔ rili de du soja opareshɔn. Ɛn di fɔs layn de sɔmsay nia Nepal.
  Insay 1947, Stalin bin tek tɛm biev. Tide di T-54 ɛn IS-7 siriɔs dɔn enta prodakshɔn, i bɛtɛ fɔ nɔ go ɔl aut. Hitler, we bin fil se di teknɔlɔji we pas ɔlman de kɔmɔt, i bigin fɔ atak Ɔdesa. Ɛn i bin ivin ebul fɔ kɔt dis siti bay land.
  Bɔt di Nazi dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ tek am. Na tru se Vinnitsa bin fɔdɔm insay Sɛptɛmba, ɛn ivin di Nazi dɛn bin brok go na Zhitomir.
  Bɔt insay di kol sizin, di Rɛd Ami bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi tek di eria bak ɛn mek di frɔnt bak.
  Insay 1948, di Jamani dɛn bin de biev lɛk se dɛn nɔ de du natin. Wi bin lɔs tumɔs fɛtman dɛn. Dɛn bin de kɔl pikin dɛn we bin ol fɔtin ia fɔ go fɛt wɔ. Di Rɛd Ami sɛf bin tan aut.
  Dɛn bin de chenj di we aw dɛn bin de atak di plen dɛn, bɔm dɛn, dɛn bin de shel di artileri dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin de kam insay wan wan pipul dɛn.
  Na insay Disɛmba nɔmɔ Stalin bin gi ɔda lɔ fɔ mek dɛn fɛt. Di fɛt bin tek lɛk tu ɛn af mɔnt so, bɔt na fayvtin kilomita nɔmɔ dɛn bin ebul fɔ go bifo.
  Insay 1949, di MIG-15 bin apia insay mas prodakshɔn, we bin mak di ɛnd fɔ di Jaman hegemoni na di ays. Di Nazi dɛn nɔ bin go bifo ɛn dɛn bin tinap fɔ difensiv. Di Rɛd Ami bin tray fɔ brok tru go na di nɔt. Ɛn we Ɔktoba dɔn, dɛn tek Riga.
  Insay di kol sizin, tin bin rili at fɔ di Jamani pipul dɛn. Bɔt dɛn bin stil ol am. Wan pan di tin dɛn we dɛn bin sabi na flay sosa dɛn we bin de ram Sɔviɛt motoka dɛn, ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛnsɛf nɔ ebul fɔ ambɔg dɛn.
  Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin de prɛs na di sɛnt. Dɛn bin de prɛs di Jamani dɛn, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ brok dɛn ɔl. Pan ɔl we dɛn bin tek Baranovichi.
  Insay 1950, bay Epril, di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin rich na di Neman. Di sɔmda bin de pas insay fɛt-fɛt. Bɔt di Nazi dɛn bin stil tinap tranga wan. Ɛn dɛn nɔ bin bak dɔŋ. Insay di kol sizin, di Rɛd Ami bin de go bifo smɔl mɔ. Bɔt i bin taya bak. I bin pɔsibul fɔ rich na Is Prɔshia na di nɔt. Naw, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn sojaman dɛn de na di bɔda we bin de bifo di wɔ, pas Klaipeda, Wɛstin Yukren ɛn Mɔldova. Di ia 1951 dɔn rich...
  Insay di spring, di Fritz dɛn bin dɔn tray fɔ atak na di Klaipeda eria. Bɔt dɛn bin kam fɔ no se di Rɛd Ami bin de agens dɛn bad bad wan ɛn dɛn bin stɔp.
  Insay di sɔmma, di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin atak di Nazi dɛn na di Klaipeda eria. Fɔs i bin rawnd, ɛn na Ɔgɔsta dɛn tek di siti.
  Insay ɔtom ɛn winta, pan ɔl we di Rɛd Ami bin de go sloslo, dɛn bin de rich na di Vistula na Polan.
  Naw i dɔn ɔlrɛdi rich 1952... Di Jamani dɛn bin ebul fɔ lanch pyramidal tank dɛn insay siriɔs, we dɛn protɛkt fayn fayn wan na ɔl di say dɛn. Ɛn insay di sɔmma dɛn bin de tray fɔ win bak.
  Di fɛt bin rili bad. Ɛn di Nazi dɛn bin ivin ebul fɔ du sɔntin. Bɔt afta dat, di Rɛd Ami bin mek di tin apin bak let ɔtom ɛn winta.
  Ɛn ivin go bifo na Is Prɔshia.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin bak ɛn tɔn bak smɔl smɔl.
  Stalin bin day insay Mach 1953. Wan lull bin de na di frɔnt dɛn. Di nyu gɔvmɛnt na di USSR, we Malenkov bin de bifo, bin gi pis to di Kraut dɛn. Na ziro tɛm dɛn. Di ol bɔda, nɔ anekshɔn ɔ indemniti.
  Ɛkshɛnj fɔ prizina dɛn ɔl fɔ ɔlman. Ɛn fɔ mek di ikɔnomi rilayshɔn kam bak.
  Hitlɛr we insɛf bin taya wit di wɔ bin gri.
  Bɔt afta dat, Amɛrika bin put an pan di tin. Dɛn bin gi di Tɔd Rayk wan stratejik alyans agens Rɔshia. Fɔ mek di Rɔshian dɛn nɔ win ɛn mek dɛn nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ wɛlbɔdi.
  Ɛn Hitlɛr nɔ bin gri fɔ tek di wok.
  Ɛn di USA ɛn Briten bigin fɔ gi di Nazi dɛn ikwipmɛnt ɛn ɛp wit volontia dɛn.
  Bɔt a fɔ se Amɛrikan tank dɛn wik pas Jamani ɛn Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn wan dɛn fa fawe. Ɛn avieshɔn bak.
  Insay di sɔmma, di fɛt bin bigin bak wit nyu trɛnk. Bɔt di Amɛrikan volontia dɛn bin tu smɔl, ɛn di ikwipmɛnt dɛn bin de giv-ɔp fɔ tɔk tru. Di fɛt-fɛt bin skata. Di Jamani dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ go bifo fayn fayn wan. Na di ays nɔmɔ di Amɛrikan bɔm dɛn bin de mek prɔblɛm.
  Di ia 1953 pas wit chenj chenj na di fɔs layn. Di Jaman dɛn bin ebul bak fɔ tek Bialystok, ɛn go bifo to di Neman. Bɔt afta dat, insay di kol sizin, di Rɛd Ami bin gɛt in pozishɔn bak.
  Di tin we dɛn bin de tink se afta Stalin day ɔltin go fɔdɔm na Rɔshia nɔ bin kam tru.
  1954 na bin ia we dɛn bin de fɛt bad bad wan. Nɔn pan dɛn tu say dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ gɛt ɛni advantej we go mek dɛn ebul fɔ du am.
  Bifo dat, sɔm kayn we de, i bin notis se ɔlman bin taya. Di fɔs layn de along di Vistula, Ist Prɔshia, ɛn Mɔldova.
  Insay 1955, di Rɛd Ami bin atak na Wɛstin Yukren ɛn dɛn bin kam nia Lvov. bɔt dɛn bin stɔp am bay we di Fritz ɛn fɔrin divishɔn dɛn bin de atak am bad bad wan. Na Jun 22, fɔtin ia dɔn pas frɔm we di Gret Wɔ fɔ lɛk di kɔntri bigin.
  Stalin nɔ de igen, ɛn Malenkov dɔn bi pɔsin we tek in ples. Beria nɔ dɔn shot yet. Fɔ naw, di UN gri fɔ di wok we pɔsin fɔ du fɔ bi sɛkɔn to di tron.
  Nikita Khrushchev stil de na di pikchɔ bak. Pantap dat, Nikita Sergeevich na di fɔs sɛktri fɔ di Sɛntral Kɔmiti. Ɛn i gɛt impɔtant pawa fɔ du sɔntin. Malenkov Chairman fɔ di Stet Difɛns Kɔmiti ɛn di Kaɔnsil fɔ Pipul Kɔmishɔna dɛn. Zhukov bin bi di Suprim Kɔmanda-in-Chif. Beria Kɔmishɔna fɔ Intanɛt Afɛj, Malenkov in diputi fɔ ɔl tu di Stet Difɛns Kɔmiti ɛn di Kaɔnsil fɔ Pipul Kɔmishɔna dɛn.
  Vasilevsky na di edman fɔ di jenɛral staf ɛn diputi fɔ Zhukov ɛn Malenkov as minista fɔ difɛns.
  Ɔltin kin jɔs de insay ɔda. Bɔt Stalin bin dɔn day ɔlrɛdi. Na tru se, pipul dɛn de luk fɔ sɔlv fɔ kɔmɔt pan di stratejik impas. Ɔs, Hitler stil de alayv, ɛn Amɛrika de sɔpɔt am.
  Di Amɛrika pipul dɛnsɛf nɔ bin disayd fɔmal wan fɔ go insay di wɔ, bɔt dɛn de ɛp di Nazi dɛn wit ikwipmɛnt, volontia ɛn raw matirial. In shot, ɔlman.
  Vasilevsky bin tɔk afta we i rid di ripɔt se:
  - Wi pipul risɔs dɔn dɔn ɔltogɛda, Kɔmrɛd Malenkov. Dɛn kin kɔl wi fɔ go na di ami frɔm we wi ol tɛn to sɛvinti ia. Ɛn uman dɛn bak. I dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ man dɛn we dɔn ej fɔ soja nɔ lɛf. Frɔm ettin to fifti ia, dɛn kin knock aut wit pas naynti pasɛnt.
  Wi de ivin tink bɔt fɔ bigin fɔ mared pas wan uman!
  Malenkov bin tɔk wit sɔri at to dis:
  - A dɔn ɔlrɛdi ɔfrɛd pis to Jamani. Bɔt di Fuhrer bin kech na di US nɛtwɔk. Ɛn dɛn want wi fɔ dɔnawe wit wisɛf!
  Zhukov bin bark wit wamat se:
  - Wi go destroy dem to di end!
  Malenkov bin notis se:
  - Yes, wi man pipul don olredi wipe out ol. Girls de fɛt, bɔy pikin dɛn. Sɔm pikin dɛn kin ivin wɛr yunifom we dɛn ol tɛn ia. Ɛn dɛn kin wok frɔm we dɛn ol fayv ia te dɛn day. Wi kin put pipul dɛn we gɛt disabled na di mashin dɛn. Wi nɔ go ebul fɔ bia wit dis kayn supa-tɛnsiɔn fɔ lɔng tɛm, ɛn i nɔ go te igen wi go kev insay!
  Zhukov bin ala se:
  - Lɛ wi nɔ bɛn!
  Malenkov bin tɔk se:
  - Wɛl, kɔmrɛd Beria. Yu go ebul fɔ pul Hitlɛr kɔmɔt na yu bɔdi?
  Di Pipul Kɔmishɔn fɔ Intanɛt Afɛj bin ripɔt se:
  - I at fɔ tɔk fɔ tru, Kɔmrɛd Chairman. Bɔt... a tink se dis na gud aidia.
  Zhukov bin agens am se:
  - Ɔda wan dɛn nɔ bɛtɛ. Afta we Goering we bin de tek drɔgs bin kray, Himmler na pɔsin we de kil pipul dɛn we wɔs pas dat!
  Malenkov bin de mɔna se:
  - Na tru... I nɔ de bɔt Hitler, bɔt na di USA. Bɔt wetin wi go agens dɛn?
  Zhukov bin tɔk wit maynd se:
  - Wan atɔmik bɔm! Wi go gɛt nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn, ɛn di wɔ go mɔs dɔn!
  Malenkov bin notis se:
  "Wi sayɛnsman dɛn dɔn bizi wit dis fɔ tɛn ia naw, ɛn te naw, dɛn nɔ de si ɛnitin we dɔn brok.
  Zhukov bin ala se:
  - Yes, mek dem si.
  Di Nazi Jamani we bin de sɔpɔt Amɛrika, bin bigin fɔ fɛt nyu wan insay Jun 22, 1955. Piramid tank dɛn bin go fɛt, ɛn di Amɛrikan Ruzvelt, we na bin ebi ebi motoka we gɛt gɔn we gɛt 120 mm lɔng barɛl, bin go fɛt.
  Na di sem tɛm, avieshɔn bak bin bɔm... Di sityueshɔn fɔ di USSR bin wɔs bikɔs di trɛtin we di gɔvmɛnt we de sɔpɔt Amɛrika na Chaina bin trɛtin am. Di Yɔlɔ Ɛmpaya bin trɛtin fɔ opin di frɔnt ɛn pul di sojaman dɛn go na di bɔda.
  I klia se Malenkov bin kɔnfyus. Di Jamani pipul dɛn, bay we dɛn bin de tek fɔrina dɛn fɔ kam na di ami ɛn put blak pipul dɛn na di mashin dɛn, dɛn bin ebul fɔ gɛt wan pawa we pas ɔlman. Ɛn naw dɛn bin de go bifo.
  Ɛn avieshɔn bin rili prɛs di Soviet pozishɔn dɛn. I nɔ bin rili fayn.
  Di bɔm dɛn bin de fɔdɔm rili aktif wan. Di men tin we bin de mɔna pipul dɛn na di Chaina divishɔn dɛn. Nɔto rili rɛdi fɔ fɛt, bɔt dɛn bin rili bɔku, dɛn bin de muf go na di bɔda. Ɛn i kam fɔ no se dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ kɔntrol dɛn so izi wan. Dɛn nid fɔ gɛt mɔ trɛnk.
  So faw di Nazi dɛn dɔn de muf smɔl smɔl. Bay Julay 1, 1955, dɛn bin jɔs kam nia Bialistɔk.
  Bɔt... Na di Chaynish bɔjwa ripablik, we dɛn bin ful-ɔp wit di chans dɛn we dɛn bin gɛt fɔ gɛt land na Sayberia, bin go pan di ɔfens. Bɔku bɔku Chaynish sojaman dɛn we bin de waka na fut bin muf go na di say dɛn we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin de.
  Fo gyal pikin dɛn: Natasha, Zoya, Svetlana ɛn Ɔgɔstin bin mit di yɔlɔ fɛtman dɛn wit shot dɛn we dɛn bin aim fayn fayn wan.
  Natasha faya, kɔt wan duzin Chaynish wit wan bɔrst ɛn chirp wit grin:
  - In glori na mi Mama Land!
  Zoya giv wan burst of kot di Chinese en se:
  - Frɔm wi kɔntri wi na wan famili!
  Ɔgɔstin bin kik bak, ɛn i bin de sho in tit:
  - Rɔshia insay glori we nɔ de na di wɔl!
  Svetlana, we de kɔt di Chaynish pipul dɛn, i hiss:
  - Wit yu sadnes dia!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin faya kɔrɛkt wan pan di Chaynish pipul dɛn, we bin de tɔn lɛk avalanche. Bɔku pan dɛn de bak. Dɛn kin shot dɛn wit mashin gɔn, ɛn nak di rank dɛn kɔmɔt.
  Natasha bin trowe di grenade wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin de chip:
  - Glori to di USSR!
  En she giv a turn...
  Zoya bin lans di gift fɔ day wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i se:
  - Wi go sɛt ɛgzampul fɔ ɔlman!
  Ɔgɔstin bin gi in tɔn bak. Di titi shot rili kɔrɛkt wan. Ɛn di fayn uman we de sho in tit dɛn tɛl am se:
  - So dat prɔblɛm nɔ de!
  Svetlana bin se wit wan grin:
  - Ɛn di wayl, rabid vilɛn go de insay kɔfin!
  Ɛn i kɔt wan ol layn fɔ Chaynish wit wan bɔs. Di yɔlɔ sojaman dɛn bin fɔdɔm, bɔt ɔda wan dɛn tek dɛn ples. We bin fɔdɔm bak ɛn gɛt bɔku bɔku damej. Dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ tinap ɔ kam nia wan pawaful ɛnimi.
  Natasha bin pul in tit ɛn chip, i trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin:
  - Ɔtstandin dizayn! Mek wi boldli ala - banzai!
  Ɛn di titi gi wan bɔs bak, i kɔt di bɔku bɔku Chaynish pipul dɛn dɔŋ. Bɔt di yɔlɔ fɛtman dɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ klaym ɛn klaym.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bigin fɔ trowe grenade wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ ala se:
  - Fɔ di glori fɔ di Oli Mama Land! Biliv mi brɔda dɛn, wi nɔ go giv ɔp!
  Ɛn dɛn de shot bak...
  Chaina sojaman dɛn we bin de waka na fut bin stɔp pan mayn dɛn. Dɛn bin bɔm, ɛn dɛn bin de trowe dɛn ay ay wan. Dɛn bin rili skata. Bɔt ɔda wan dɛn bin de kray afta dɛn.
  Di Chaynish pipul dɛn bin rili shawa bɔdi dɛn na di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn pozishɔn ɛn dɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ go bifo. Dɛn bin mit dɛn wit faya ɛn dɛn bin faya dɛn kɔrɛkt wan. Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn bin de yuz grenade dɛn tranga wan. Dɛn trowe dɛn, ɛn bit di ɛnimi dɛn to paoda we gɛt blɔd.
  Natasha bin kɔt tu-tri Chaynish pipul dɛn ɛn i bin de kray se:
  - Mi fet pan Stalin nɔ de shek!
  Ɛn di layn kam bak. Bɔt di yɔlɔ fɛtman dɛn nɔ bin stɔp. Di gyal pikin dɛn chenj di klip dɛn we de na dɛn mashin gɔn dɛn ɛn kɔntinyu fɔ shot. Di barɛl ɛn breech fɔ di AK bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi wam. Ɛn wan bad bad smok bin de de. Ɛn di Chaynish pipul dɛn bin kray stret na di trench dɛn.
  Bɔku bɔbɔ dɛn we nɔ wɛr fut we wɛr shɔt bin pul di hos ɔp. Ɛn aw dɛn go hit di yɔlɔ wan dɛn wit flamethrowers...
  I bin de flash wit faya, ɛn di Chaynish pipul dɛn, we bin de fred fɔ biliv lay lay tin dɛn, bin stɔp. Ɛn dɛn bin de frɛsh dɛn wit faya. Mɔ ɛn mɔ aktif.
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn shot bak ɛn trowe grenade wit dɛn fut. Dɛn na wɔman dɛn frɔm Ɔlmayti Gɔd ɛn dɛn nɔ go ɛva bɛn.
  Natasha bin siŋ se:
  - Wan tu Tri....
  Brek ɔl di wikɛd wan dɛn!
  Fo, et, faiv, .
  Na scum fɔ kil ɛnimi dɛn!
  Ɛn bak di gyal pikin dɛn de shot di yɔlɔ sojaman dɛn. Di Chaynish pipul dɛn dɔn bigin fɔ shem. Wan ol mawnten dɛn we gɛt bɔdi dɛn kin gro. Bɔt na sɔm say dɛn, dɛn kin ebul fɔ brok ɛn nɔ lɔs bɔku bɔku mɔni. Ɛn blɔd de flɔ ɛn flɔ...
  Natasha tɔk wit zil se:
  - Wi Mama Land nɔ go ɛva sɔrɛnda to ɛnimi!
  Zoya bin chirp we i bin de shot:
  - Wi nɔ go ɛva giv ɔp!
  Ɔgɔstin bin de ala se:
  - Di Russian warrior nɔ go tolerate shem!
  Svetlana, we bin de faya di Chaynish pipul dɛn, bin tɔk se:
  - Rɔshian dɛn strɔng, strɔng we dɛn gɛt wanwɔd!
  Natasha, we de kɔt di Chaynish pipul dɛn, se:
  - Wan blow, wan blow go fala!
  Ɛn di drim bɔy dɛn nak di yɔlɔ ami wit faya. Ɛn Chaina de lɔs in briz.
  Natasha bin mɛmba se wan tɛm bin de ɔnda Tsa Alɛksi Mikhailɔvich, we di Manchurian Ɛmpaya na Chaena bin tek pat pan di Rɔshian land dɛn na Sayberia.
  Dɔn, Rɔshia, we di wɔ wit Polan bin tay, nɔ bin ebul fɔ fɛt bak. Dɔn dɛn bin gi dɛn land dɛn ya bak ɔnda Alɛgzanda di Sɛkɔn.
  Natasha bin kɔt wan ɔda layn pan Chaynish pipul dɛn ɛn tɔk se:
  - Glori fɔ Rɔshia! Wi go win!
  Ɛn i pul in tit dɛn bak. Ɛn dɛn rili spak. Natasha dɔn de fɛt frɔm di fɔs de we di wɔ bigin. Ɛn di bad bad drim dɔn las fɔ fayvtin ia. Ɛn afta dat, Chaina bin kam insay di fɛt.
  Na de, afta dɛn dɔn win Jepan, Amɛrika plant in pɔpet. Ɛn natin nɔ de fɔ mek di Amɛrika pipul dɛnsɛf nɔ want fɔ day pan wɔ wit Rɔshia. So dɛn trowe wan big yɔlɔ ami fɔ go fɛt. Na smɔl chans nɔmɔ de fɔ mek dɛn nɔ gri wit am.
  Di fos dɛn nɔ ikwal ɛn di Chaynish pipul dɛn go mɔs brok tru.
  Natasha tɔk wit wamat se:
  - Bɔt nɔto na mi sayt!
  Ɛn bak di brayt gyal shot. I go rili bi so unbending.
  Zoya kin rayt bak insay Chaynish ɛn i kin wispa se:
  - Glori to mi Mamaland, ɛn Lenin di ticha!
  Afta dat wan ɔda layn we gɛt yɔlɔ sojaman dɛn we dɛn dɔn kɔt dɔŋ, fɔdɔm.
  Ɔgɔstin de shot kɔrɛkt wan, i de sho in tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal, ɛn i de ala wit di wamat we kobra gɛt:
  - Wi go win, a no dat fo sho.
  We dɛn de waka fɔ gyal pikin dɛn na big big fil dɛn, .
  Ɛn di land fɔ advays de go bifo mɔ ɛn mɔ, .
  Mek yu pikin dɛn we gɛt ay pozishɔn!
  Ɛn wit in bare fut di titi go giv in bak to di grenade. Na jɔs wan supama we wɛr bikini.
  Jɛnɛral wan, di gyal pikin dɛn dɔn masta wan lɔ: if yu want fɔ win di wɔ, di gyal pikin jɔs nid fɔ go barefut ɛn insay bikini. Dɔn, kɔmplit sakrifays go de.
  Ɛn di bulɛt dɛn nɔ go nak yu!
  Svetlana bin hiss se:
  - Kɔmyunizim na ɛvin! Kapitalizm na wan stɔ!
  Ɛn sho in tɔŋ!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin trowe grenade bak wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn di Chaynish krawd, we bin dɔn tan lɛk tin ɛn we bin de sɔfa bɔku bɔku mɔni, bigin fɔ tɔn bak. Di wef bin go bak.
  Fo gyal pikin dɛn we bin de pan wan destroyer bin land na di shore na Jepan. Wi land na di si. Wan artileri strayk bin hit di batri dɛm fɔ di Strange of the Rising Sun.
  Di Japan pipul dɛn bin rɔnawe. Di kanɔn dɛn flay ɔp ɛn dɛn wil dɛn kɔmɔt. Bɔku bɔku samurai bɔdi dɛn ɛn bɔku bɔku kripul dɛn.
  Natasha bin swɛt wit gladi at:
  - Wi na di big big terminator dɛm!
  Zoya faya frɔm wan smɔl gɔn ɛn kɔnfyus se:
  - I rili bi!
  I bin bit Ɔgɔstin bak wit kanɔn, ɛn i sho in tit dɛn:
  - Mi na dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia!
  Svetlana bin de bark bak, i bin de shot:
  - Mi na aro uman!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de hit di Japan kɔst ɛn jomp ɔp ɛn dɔŋ as dɛn de du dat.
  Dɛn na rili di kayn uman dɛn we yu nɔ go ebul fɔ fɛn! Sɔntin frɔm di kategori - i go stɔp ɔs we de rɔn ɛn go insay wan hut we de bɔn!
  Natasha faya bak ɛn ala, ɛn kil bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn na Jepan:
  - Dis kru we nɔ kɔmpara, ɛn di ays aerobatics!
  Zoya bin nel ɛn chirp bak:
  - Di fɛt nɔ dɔn, yu nɔ go ebul fɔ go os!
  Ɛn i sho in lɔng ɛn pink tɔŋ.
  Ɔgɔstin bin faya bak, i bin de wink wit in blu ɛn ɛmirald yay:
  - Wi go fɛt fɔ oli Rus'!
  Svetlana bin faya bak, i bin de grin blaynd wan:
  - Fɔ Rɔshia ɛn fridɔm te to di ɛnd!
  Ɛn i bin de wink bak wit in safaya yay dɛn.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin go lɛk rial dɛbul dɛn. Ɛn nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔp dɛn ɔ win dɛn.
  Natasha shot ɛn muf wit admireshɔn:
  - Fɔ Mama Rus in!
  Zoya faya ɛn ala se:
  - Fɔ di Tsar-Papa!
  Whacked ɛn Ɔgɔstin, de his:
  - Gret Rɔshian ɔda.
  Pan ɔl we di titi bin gɛt dawt bɔt di las wan. Ɛn di say we Ɔgɔstin bin de wok fɔ di pikin dɛn bin biliv se di Soviet ɔda we dɛn bin de bost nɔ bin de. Yu kin pe fɔ wok fɔ mami ɛn dadi biznɛs ɛn gɛt ɛkstra rɛshɔn. Ɛn di wan dɛn we de wok na di kamp na animal dɛn we rili lɛk fɔ du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit ɔda pɔsin. So us kayn ɔda tin bin de na di USSR? Di titi nɔ bin tu laki. Bɔt na di kɔloni, i bin yus fɔ rɔn barefut na di sno, ɛn insay di frɔst we bin rili bad wit shɔt skit ɛn af nekɛd. I dɔn at ɛn gɛt di kwaliti dɛn we mashin we de fɛt kin gɛt. Ɔgɔstin bin lɛk fɔ sho se i dɔn pas na di kɔloni.
  Ɛn se naw di dɛbul insɛf nɔto in brɔda. Aweva, i nɔ bin de mek pɔsin fred so. Di gyal prizina dɛnsɛf nɔ wikɛd lɛk di bɔy pikin dɛn. Ɛn dɛn bin de gri wit dɛnsɛf mɔ ɔ smɔl. Ɛn Ɔgɔstin bin yus to di kol kwik kwik wan. I bin de barefut ɛn rɔn na di sno insay in panti we i fri. Ɛn wetin de sɔprayz na dat yu kin yus to am. Ɛn i nɔ de mek pɔsin fred fɔ waka na di kol. Bɔt di jem dɛn nɔ bin de stik pan Ɔgɔstin, ɛn i nɔ bin rili taya we i de saw tik dɛn ɔ wok na fil.
  Bɔku tɛm, Ɔgɔstin bin de sho in bɛst say na di kɔloni, ɛn bɔku tɛm dɛn bin ivin sɛt am as ɛgzampul to ɔda pipul dɛn. Ɛn di titi lan fɔ ple chɛs de. Ɛn i bin win agens ɔlman.
  Bɔku tɛm, Ɔgɔstin na dɛbul we pas ɔlman.
  Ɛn naw, lɛk gɔn shot, dɛn go blo di samurai apat!
  Svetlana bin hit ɛn kil bɔku ɛnimi dɛn bak. Ɛn i siŋ bak, i de sho in tit.
  - Mun flawa ɛn ston... Wi go mek di Japan pipul dɛn yuz saber!
  Natasha bin tɔk wit ostentatious wit as i de faya di Japan pipul dɛn:
  - Wi na gyal pikin dɛn we gɛt maynd, dat na tru!
  Zoya, we bin de nak di samurai, bin swɛt:
  - Ayɔn fakt!
  Nɔ, pan ɔl di win dɛn we Rɔshia bin win, di win we Jepan bin win insay rial istri na in bin de mɔna dɛn pas ɔl. Pantap dat, dɛn lɔs to wan kɔntri we rili smɔl pan pipul dɛn, ɛn ivin mɔ pan teritɔri, ɛn ikɔmik pɔtnɛshɛl pas Rɔshia. Wi nɔ fɔ tɔk bɔt se Mama Rus in bin gɛt bɔku bɔku soja tradishɔn ɛn wɔ ɛkspiriɛns pas Jepan. Ɛn di Mosin rayf, we bin de wok wit di Rɔshian ami, na di bɛst wan na di wɔl. I bin go bak tru di Gret Wɔ fɔ lɛk in kɔntri.
  Bɔt di tin we de mɔna pas ɔl na di bad tin dɛn we dis wɔ dɔn du. Dɛn bin tɔn to pipul dɛn we dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ ripɛnt. Rɔshia bin mis di chans fɔ tek Chaina. Ɛn mek Zheltorossiya. Ɛn dis bin mek tumara bambay di Chaynish monsta go apia. Ɛn di fɔdɔm we di tsarist ɛmpaya bin fɔdɔm, ɛn di we aw wan intanashɔnal ɛn fedaral USSR bin kɔmɔt instead fɔ wan wanwɔd Rɔshian stet.
  Di Rɛd Ɛmpaya bin gɛt wan bɛnifit nɔmɔ we yu kɔmpia am wit di Tsarist Ɛmpaya - wan kɔmyunis, totalitarian aydiɔlɔji, we bin rili pɔpul na di wɔl. Ɛn dat na bin trɛnk.
  Bɔt di kɔmyunis dɛn nɔ bin laki fɔ dɛn lida dɛn. Afta Stalin, we insɛf bin rili bad, dɛn kayn nɔ-ɛntiti dɛn de bin disayd se i go bi mumu fɔ trɔs dɛn wan kɔlektif fam.
  Pan ɔl dis, di Romanov kiŋ dɛn bin difrɛn. Ɛn Alɛgzanda di Fɔs, ɛn Nikolas di Fɔs, ɛn Alɛgzanda di Sɛkɔn, ɛn Alɛgzanda di Tɔd, ɛn sɔntɛm Nikolas di Sɛkɔn, na bin big big lida ɛn kiŋ dɛn na Rɔshia. I bɛtɛ pas di stupid kɔlektif fama Nikita Khrushchev, we nɔ ebul fɔ tɔk tu wɔd if i nɔ gɛt wan pepa, Brezhnev, ɛn ivin mɔ Gɔrbachev.
  Di Romanov famili na bin kiŋ dɛn we bin gɛt sakrifays ɛn we bin mek Rɔshia bɔku. Insay di tri ɔndrɛd ia we dɛn bin de rul, Rɔshia bin gro tɛn tɛm pan di teritɔri ɛn ivin mɔ pan di pipul dɛn we bin de de.
  Wi nɔ gɛt wan dawt fɔ se Rɔshia fɔ dɔn gɛt fayn fayn tumara bambay if di Romanov famili fɔdɔm nɔ bin apin. Insay Tsarist Rɔshia, di pasɛnt pan di Rɔshian pipul dɛn bin fɔ dɔn bɔku, ɛn dɛn bin de go bifo fɔ mek di Rɔshia dɛn we de nia di siti dɛn. Smɔl smɔl di ɛmpaya go dayjɛst in teritɔri dɛn ɛn bi wan wan. Indian ɛn Chaynish pipul dɛn, ɛn blak pipul dɛn go gladi fɔ bi pipul dɛn we di Rɔshian Tsa de rul.
  Rɔshia bin difrɛn frɔm Briten bikɔs i bin gɛt strɔng tsarist pawa, i nɔ bin de mek di ɔdasay dɛn sɔfa, bɔt i bin mek dɛn jɔyn togɛda. If na di British Ɛmpaya, di British dɛn bin gɛt di sem rayt, ɛn di Indian dɛn nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ rayt, dat min se na Rɔshia ɔl pipul dɛn bin gɛt ikwal rayt. Di onli eksepshɔn kin bi fɔ di Ju pipul dɛn we nɔ de tɔk se dɛn na Ɔtodɔks - fɔ dɛn, dɛn bin nid fɔ de na di say we dɛn de.
  Bɔt ɔda pipul dɛn bin gɛt di sem rayt wit di Rɔshian dɛn. Dɛn mared, miks, gri fɔ tek Ɔtodɔks, ɛn smɔl smɔl dɛn bigin fɔ jɔyn di Gret Rɔshian Si. I sɔri, bɔt di Bolshevik dɛn bin ambɔg dis prɔses.
  Di wik we Rɔshia bin wik na bin Ɔtodɔks bak, we stil na Kristian rilijɔn. Fet frɔm Ju pipul dɛn ɛn sɔm pat pan di pipul dɛn na di Grik.
  Di tichin na pacifist, ɛn di kɔmɔn pipul dɛn nɔ ɔndastand am ɔl. Fɔ tru, wetin mek Jizɔs go na di krɔs? Ɛn di men tin na if Gɔd we de hang pan di krɔs kin mek pɔsin gɛt kɔnfidɛns fɔ win ɛn in yon trɛnk.
  Krays kin inspɛkt yu fɔ fɛt - we tich, dɛn hit yu na yu rayt chɛk - tɔn yu lɛft!
  Na tru se nɔto so! Yu tink se i pɔsibul fɔ bi ɛmpaya ɛn gɛt rilijɔn we de sɔpɔt pis?
  Jɛnɛral wan, fɔ planɛt Wɔl, wan ɛmpaya go bi blɛsin! Ɛn nɔto dis chaos ɛn chaos!
  Wan gɔvmɛnt. Bɔt na jɔs Jɔn in rivyu we kɔl di wangren pawa we de na di Wɔl - di pawa we di Antichrist gɛt! Da tɛm de, yu tink se pipul dɛn we gɛt sɛns nɔ go se di Baybul na buk we de pwɛl pipul dɛn?
  Mɔtalman fɔ gɛt wanwɔd. Ɛn di planɛt fɔ de rul bay - Wan Rula! Ivin if na tyrant, bɔt na wan nɔmɔ! Ɛn wan piramid we gɛt pawa. Wan ɛmpaya.
  Insay dis, di Rɔshian Ɛmpaya we di Romanov dɛn bin gɛt bin fit fɔ mek dɛn gɛt pawa na di wɔl. Di kiŋ dɛn bin strikt smɔl ɛn fridɔm sote layf ɔnda dɛn nɔ bin bad. Ivin prostitushɔn bin de insay lɔ! Bɔku fri pas ɔnda di "pipul dɛn" pawa we di Bolshevik dɛn gɛt.
  Afta dɛn dɔn win di Japan pipul dɛn na di si, di gyal pikin dɛn bin gɛda trɔfi dɛn. Mɔni, fɔ tru nɔto pepa mɔni, dɛn nid bak. Ɛn difrɛn valyu dɛn.
  Natasha bin notis se:
  - Nɔto bɔku gold de na Jepan!
  Zoya bin gri se:
  - Yu nɔ go mek mɔni!
  Ɔgɔstin bin kik di ston dɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn se:
  - Fɔ di nyu Rɔshian ɔda!
  Svetlana bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Ɛn nɔ nel!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de twirl... Natasha bin tink. Dat di wɔ de boring ɛn dɛn de mis sɔntin. I go fayn fɔ gɛt di nɔmba fayv wan bak. Fɔ ɛgzampul, wan fayn bɔbɔ we de du errand. Na dat dɛn de mis bɔt di bɔbɔ dɛn.
  Ɛn in jɔnal, wetin mek sɔm pipul dɛn tink se wok wit pikin dɛn nɔ kin intres?
  Afta ɔl, pikin kin bi pɔsin we gɛt sɛns fɔ mek tin dɛn, kɔmanda, empara fɔ wan spɛshal ɛmpaya, jenɛral, ɛn ivin di Masta Gɔd, we mek di Yunivas!
  Infakt, bɔbɔ kin mek di wan ol wɔl ɛn mek in yon lɔ dɛn. Ɛn dis na tin we intrestin.
  Wetin mek bɔbɔ wɔs pas big pɔsin? Bɔy nɔ go ebul fɔ bi pɔsin we gɛt sɛns? Sɔntɛm, na tru! Ɛn na kɔmanda bak! Wetin mek di bɔbɔ nɔ intrestin? I nɔ go ebul fɔ sev di wan ol wɔl? Ɔ mek am? Insay fikshɔn, na tru!
  Di trɛnk we bɔbɔ gɛt kin rili bɔku. Natasha bin tink se i go fayn fɔ gɛt da kayn supa bɔbɔ de we go de na do as pikin sote go. I rili fayn fɔ gɛt pikin ɔ yɔŋ tɛm we go de sote go. Aw man dɛn kin lɔs fayn ɛn atraktiv we dɛn de ol. Bɔt if uman stil na natin te i ol tati fayv ia, dat min se bɔbɔ dɔn ɔlrɛdi pwɛl bikɔs i gɛt biad ɛn in bɔdi ia we i ol fayvtin ia. Natasha bin swɛt. Yes, di man we at fɔ si pas ɔl na we i nɔ gɛt biad ɛn i nɔ gɛt ia. Ej de pwɛl aesthetics insay man dɛn. Ɛn fɔ uman dɛn bak. Yu tink se fayn fayn tin dɛn nɔ de igen as di ia dɛn de go? Ɛn aw Gɔd alaw dis?
  Aesthetics ɛn pafɛkt! Girls we ol twɛnti na dɛn fayn pas ɔl - fresh, yɔŋ ɛn divɛlɔp! Ɛn dɛn biad nɔ de gro, dɛn bɔdi fayn, ɛn dɛn nɔ gɛt wrinkles ɔ fold.
  Te di biad gro, di bɔbɔ tan lɛk gyal pikin. Bɔt afta dat, i kin gɛt ia ɛn i nɔ kin fayn. Na dat mek Natasha bin want fɔ fɛn wan bɔbɔ we go de sote go we go ebul fɔ bi mɛmba na dɛn tim. Dɛn 4 ya luk lɛk twɛnti ia so - di very blossom ɛn freshness of biuti. Ɛn di bɔbɔ nɔ fɔ ol pas fayvtin, sɔntɛm tritɛn ia, so dat aesthetics go de.
  Ɛn dɛn nid bɔbɔ we gɛt pawaful pawa so dat i nɔ go slo di tim. So dat i nɔ go bi in lod.
  Natasha bin aks Zoya se:
  - Yu gri se wi de mis somtin?
  Zoya bin aks se:
  - Ɛn wetin rili?
  Natasha bin ansa wit smayl se:
  - Bɔy!
  Svetlana bin de gigl ɛn tɛl am se:
  - Wi nid wan bɔy-Superman! If nɔto dat, i nɔ gɛt wan minin!
  Natasha bin sho in tit ɛn tɛl am se:
  - Gud bɔbɔ at fɔ fɛn! Fɔ bi pɔsin we go ɛp wi ɛn nɔ bi lod!
  Zoya bin gri se:
  - Yes, na dat wi nid!
  Ɔgɔstin bin de gigl ɛn swɛt in yay ɛn se:
  -Wea yu go get am? Usay yu go ebul fɔ gɛt A?
  Natasha bin tɔk se:
  - Wetin yu go du if yu cast spell? Na dat na di aidia!
  Svetlana bin bɔs ɛn laf:
  - Kɔnjure wan bɔbɔ?! Dis na kul tin!
  Zoya bin tɔk wit zil se:
  - Mek wi mek majik! Ɛn wan big sɛklɔ go de!
  I klia se di wɔri pipul dɛn bin gladi. Dɛn bin want sɔntin we go mek dɛn kɔle pas dat. Ɛn fɔ gɛt di nɔmba fayv bɔbɔ na di tim kin rili fayn!
  We dɛn bin de go, di gyal pikin dɛn bin kam mit Jepan prizina dɛn. Dɛn fɔdɔm na dɛn fes ɛn kis di fayn fayn uman dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de purp wit satisfay. Dɛn bin fil se dɛn dɔn tɔn pan dɛn.
  In jɔnal, aw i fayn fɔ kis uman in leg, ɛn mɔ in rawnd il.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de waka wit prawd wit dɛn chɛst we bin stɔp. Dɛn apia bin so disisiv ɛn i bin klia we nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ chenj se dɛn na nɔmba wan. Ɛn dɛn go gɛt praymari pan ɔltin.
  Natasha bin notis se:
  - If na mi na bin Gɔd, a go mek ɔl pipul dɛn fayn lɛk ɛlf. Fɔ mek i fayn fɔ si!
  Anjɛlika bin de gigl as i de tɔk se:
  "I fayn fɔ mek fayn fayn pipul dɛn sɔfa." Ɛni we aw i bi, a nɔ go ɛva chenj uman in bɔdi, ɛn tɔn am to ol uman. I bin rili bad to mi bak! Yɔŋ tɛm rili fayn!
  
  
  
  INVINCIBLE FƆ BIUT DƐN
  Di Russian destroyer wit di legendary four dɔn notis se di Japanese fleet smɔl smɔl. Mach dɔn rich, bɔt Rozhdestvensky in skwadron nɔ rich yet na Pɔt Ata.
  Bɔt di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin tek di wan ol eria na Koria. I bin de wam mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Natasha bin de swim na di si, dɛn distroya bin hit sapɔt.
  Di titi aks in patna se:
  - Wetin yu tink se de wet fɔ wi nɛks?
  Zoya bin ansa wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - Viktri! Af pan di Japan bot dɛn dɔn sink, di ami we de na land dɔn win. A tink se di tsarist empire go bia witout wi!
  Anjɛlika bin tɔk tranga wan se:
  - A biliv se i go bɛtɛ fɔ go bak to di Gret Patriotic War ɛn ɛp Molotov in ami fɔ fɛt Hitler.
  Svetlana shek in ed wit dawt:
  - Bɔt ɔnɔful wan wi nɔ no aw fɔ du dis!
  Natasha bin tɔk se:
  - Sɔntɛm... Tray fɔ skata wi tank bak?
  Zoya bin gi advays wit wan sly grin:
  - A nɔ tink se dis na we fɔ kɔmɔt... Bɔt, wi nɔ fos Japan yet fɔ kapitul. Ɛn dɛn fɔ bit di samurai dɛn so bad bad wan na dɛn ɔn fɔ mek dɛn nɔ want fɔ tray fɔ rɔk di bot agens Rɔshia.
  Svetlana nɔd in brayt ed:
  - Jɔs lɛk! A de fred se insay di fɔs wɔl wɔ, Jepan go chuk wi na wi bak fɔ tek revaŋg fɔ di we aw wi win. Dis kin bi di men tin we de ambɔg wi sef!
  Ɔgɔstin in yay dɛn bin de flash ɛn grɔmbul:
  - Pantap dat, wi fɔ win ɔl di samurai dɛn! So dat natin nɔ de fɔ hit! Usay Hitlɛr go go? I go kam ɛnd! Dis kayn bad tin nɔ de fɔ lɔng tɛm - i de bɔn insɛf!
  Zoya bin notis se:
  - Di fayvtin ia fɔ di Gret Patriɔtik Wɔ... Di kɔnflik dɔn de bɔn fɔ lɔng tɛm bad bad wan!
  Natasha bin wispa ɛn chip:
  Wɔ de apin na di wan ol wɔl, .
  Destroy en kil fo no rizin...
  Setan dɔn brok fri - .
  Ɛn sɔri-at bin kam wit am!
  
  Ɛn udat go stɔp di flɔ, .
  Blɔd mad riva dɛn, .
  Wan laser bim go hit yu tɛmpul, .
  Ɛn insay wan flash di man lɔs!
  
  Ɛn da kayn chaos de
  Flɔd di yunivas...
  Yumaniti in sad lot
  Fɔ bia wit bad tin na sɔfa!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de siŋ ɛn splash dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin na di wata. Dɛn kin so gladi ɛn dɛn kin du tin fɔ dɛnsɛf. Jɔs wan wɔndaful growth fɔ wan ami we gladi. Ɛn dɛn laki, ɛn na wɔ, dɛn kin gladi.
  Di destroyer bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi dɔn fɔ lod. Girls, bin ɛp di selɔ dɛn. Dɔn dɛn jomp pan di ship. Lɛk fast ɔs, ɛn ɛnaji de spak ɛn bɔbul insay dɛn.
  Di distroya dɔn go, ɛn di et inch kil gɔn dɔn rɛdi. di gyal pikin dem go hunt en brok eni ship.
  Natasha de gigl ɛn strok di brich na di kanɔn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i se:
  - Naw wi go tek pan di Japan pipul dɛm!
  Zoya bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Mek wi tek am, wi go tear evribodi apart!
  Ɔgɔstin bin slap in il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin tɔk se:
  - Udat wi go fɛn na di wef! Ɛn udat wi go fɛn na di bɔt? Wi nɔ go jok wit dat!
  Svetlana tek am ɛn ala se:
  -Wi go tear yu apart! Wi go tear yu apart!
  Natasha bin de twit in ni dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Na dis na di fɔs pɔsin we dɛn du bad to. Japan pipul dɛn we de pwɛl tin dɛn.
  Ɔgɔstin we gɛt faya bin lik in lip dɛn:
  - Di pikin dɔn ɔlrɛdi hatch. Naw lɛ wi pul am!
  Natasha bin kɔmand se:
  - Lod di gɔn! Una rɛdi!
  Zoya smak in lip ɛn wispa se:
  - Di payɔnia de rɛdi ɔltɛm!
  Ɔgɔstin bin wispa ɛn sho in tit dɛn:
  - Na booty go de!
  Svetlana bin kɔnfɔm wantɛm wantɛm se:
  - Yes i go bi!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn tek aim pan wan ɛnimi destroyer. Zoya bin yuz in fut we nɔ gɛt natin fɔ ajɔst di brich. Ɛn i bin de pres in finga dɛn pan in fayn fayn ɔda an dɛn we de dɔŋ.
  Di projɛktayl bin flay kɔmɔt insay wan ak. I rɔsh ɛn nak am rayt insay di ol we de na di paip. Ɛn di pɔsin we de pwɛl di wɔl go tek am ɛn bɔn wit ɔl in pawa. Aw mɛtal dɔti kin skata. Ɛn di mɛtal de bɔn...
  Natasha bin ala wit wan grin we gɛt pal tit, we de spak lɛk dayadɛm, we de ala se:
  - Dɛn sɔm kayn we drayv am insay di kɔfin, ɛn di strongest boomerang kɔntinyu fɔ ala ɛn spit ɛn kɔmpakt am tayt.
  Zoya grin ɛn wispa wit wan jomp:
  - Laytnin de slap, nɔto fɔ natin wi de win!
  Anjɛlika bin de gigl ɛn tɔk se:
  - Aw many fasist a dɔn ɔlrɛdi krɔs? A bin drayv so bɔku insay di kɔfin. Ɛn sɔntɛm mɔ Japan pipul dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi de... Bɔt wetin mek, wi jɔs de kil ɛn kil!
  Svetlana bin tɔk wit sɛns se:
  - Fɔ kil bɛtɛ pas fɔ day!
  Natasha bin gri se:
  - Na tru se, i bɛtɛ fɔ bi proactive pas fɔ bi proactive!
  Zoya bin kɔnfyus se:
  - I bɛtɛ fɔ go bifo pas fɔ tɔn bak wit fred!
  Anjɛlika bin de gigl ɛn tɔk se:
  - Rɔshian nɔ de giv ɔp, ɛn rɔbɔt nɔ de sik!
  Svetlana bin de gigl ɛn grɔmbul:
  - Bɔt di rɔbɔt dɛn kin brok!
  Natasha bin tɔk wit in tit we nɔ gɛt natin:
  - Sɔm prɛsidɛnt dɛn tan lɛk ɛmoroyd!
  Zoya bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Ɛn sɔm lida ɛn jenɛral sɛktri dɛn ivin wɔs!
  Anjɛlika bin sho in tit ɛn tɔk se:
  - No robot nɔ de na di wɔl!
  Svetlana bin de gigl ɛn bark:
  - Bɔt fɛt-fɛt ship dɛn de!
  Natasha bin gi:
  - Ɛn wit kɔmplit pwɛl pwɛl!
  Zoya bigin fɔ jomp ɛn swɛt. Rɔk yu hip, muv yu tong, ɛn fɛt.
  Di titi bin swɛt se:
  - Na def go de fɔ Japan!
  Anjɛlika bin de gigl ɛn ala se:
  - Fɔ Fada Tsar Nikolas II!
  Svetlana bin kɔrɛkt am se:
  - Nikolas di Gret!
  Natasha tek am ɛn jomp ɔp wit wamat ɛn ala:
  - Glori to Tsar Nikolas II!
  Zoya bin hiss se:
  - Fɔ di Gret Tsar!
  Ɛnjɛlika bin tɔk di rayt we se:
  - Tsar Nicholas II gɛt ɔl di chans fɔ pas Pita di Gret!
  Svetlana bin de gigl ɛn se:
  - Pita di Gret, Pɛl bin sav fɔs, sɛt ɛgzampul fɔ di rejimɛnt!
  Natasha bin bɔs laf ɛn tɔk se:
  - Dis na tru tru tru!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin pik wan nyu gol. Insay dis kes, na wan kruz. Dɛn bin aim di gɔn.
  Natasha bin de gigl se:
  - Mek wi smash am insay wan pila skrap mɛtal!
  Zoya tek am ɛn siŋ:
  - Bot dɛn de sel na di si... Ɛn di frog dɛn we de na di lek de kray lawd wan!
  Anjɛlika bin pul wan bɔbul biɛn in mɔt ɛn se:
  - Oh frog dɛn! Frog dɛn! Frog dɛn!
  Svetlana bin de gigl ɛn bark:
  - Ɛn frɔm di saykayatrik ɔspitul!
  Natasha tek am ɛn bigin fɔ aim di gɔn pan di ɛnimi kruz. Bɔt di gyal pikin dɛn bin du dis wit wanwɔd ɛn kwik kwik wan. Ɛn di kanɔn bin aim di ship we de na di Land of the Rising Sun.
  Natasha bin tɔk wit smayl se:
  - Japan na wi fayn ɛnimi. Bɔt na di mɔ i gɛt ɔnɔ fɔ win am!
  Zoya bin gri wit dis, i bin de sho in tit:
  - Wi jɔs fɔ win!
  Ɛn i rɔn di ed pat pan in an krɔs in trot.
  Di titi bin yuz in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin fɔ shot. I bin de du tin bay insɛf ɛn i bin kol. Ɛn di ia na di kɔlɔ we gold lif gɛt. Dis kayn biuti, agresiv ɛn kayn at di sem tɛm. Ɛn in leg dɛn so fayn, fayn, dɛn dɔn chisel. Fɔ lɔng tɛm naw, gyal pikin dɛn dɔn de fɛt wit dɛn fut nɔmɔ insay di kol sizin ɛn insay di sɔmma. Ɛn dɛn rili fayn. Ɛn i rili sabi fɔ fɛt wit bare fut.
  Zoya bin pres di trig. Na in na di wan we kɔrɛkt pas ɔl di 4 pipul dɛn. Ɛn di projɛktayl bin tɔk bɔt wan ak ɛn flay go to di kruz. I bin tan lɛk se di Japan pipul dɛn bin stɔp pan wan ebi ebi fist. I bin gɛt wan gud shek. Ɛn di ship split. Kɔlɔm dɛn we gɛt smok ɛn faya we bin rili vɛks bin rɔsh ɔp!
  Ɔgɔstin tek am ɛn ala wit zil se:
  - I nɔ gɛt yus fɔ aks faya wayl animal fɔ sɔri!
  Svetlana bin hiss wit wamat se:
  - Wi go swip ɔl di infidel dɛn wit faya ɛn sɔd!
  Natasha, we bin de fil se i de pan di wayt ɔs, i bin de ala se:
  - At least biliv am, at least chɛk am! Bɔt yestede a bin drim! I bin tan lɛk se dɛn de rɔsh go to di Japan pipul dɛn pan silva ɔs! Ɛn dɛn ɔs dɛn ya bin de rɔn krɔs di fil ɛn mɛdɔ. Ɛn sɔm Arizona, Sadam de hang pan wan tik!
  Ɛn di titi go laf bad bad wan! Ɛn i go sho in tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal ɛn wig in tong.
  Zoya tek am ɛn chirp, i de sho in tit:
  - Barefut drim we yu de drim! Biuti de tɔn man to slev! Ɛn afta i day, i nɔ go gɛt pis! A go gi mi sol to di Dɛbul fɔ wan nɛt wit yu!
  Ɛn di fayn uman we gɛt gold ia tek ɛn shek in kɔl dɛn we gɛt di kɔlɔ we gɛt valyu mɛtal lif.
  Di titi rili de pan di ay ay aerobatics! Ɛn fayn fayn tin dɛn we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ tɔk.
  Afta dat, sɔm yɔŋ bɔbɔ dɛn bigin fɔ masaj di gyal pikin dɛn bɔdi. Ɛn i so fayn fɔ di wɔriɔ dɛn. Ɛn dɛn kin purr wit gladi at. Oh dis bois, wat nimble fingers dem get. Ɛn we di kabin bɔy dɛn de waka wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin na di wɔri dɛn bak. Turns yu on to orgasm!
  Bɔt tɛm nɔ de fɔ ɛnjɔy fɔ masaj fɔ lɔng tɛm. Wan Japan fɛt ship de bifo. Sɔntɛm na wan pan di las big ship dɛn we His Imperial Majesty in ship dɛn bin de yuz.
  Natasha bin wispa ɛn chip:
  - Na dat, nɔbɔdi nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt am!
  Ɛn i bin de wink wit in yay, we bin de shayn wit gladi-at ɛn sarkasm.
  Zoya bin tɔk wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - Wi go win di ɛnimi, a biliv pan am!
  Ɔgɔstin bin sho in tit, flash in tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal, ɛn se:
  - Wi moto na fo san - if yu drawn yusef - drawn di Japanese!
  Svetlana bin siŋ wit zil:
  - Di ɛnimi nɔ go pwɛl di ruble,
  Samurai de kam brazenly frɔm di ist...
  A lɛk Jizɔs ɛn Stalin, .
  Pan ɔl we sɔntɛnde we yu vɛks kin brok yu at!
  Ɛn di titi sho in lɔng tɔŋ bak. Yɛs, i rili wɔndaful ɛn i kin jɔs du am bay insɛf.
  Natasha bin siŋ wit wamat se:
  - Di nyu Wehrmacht krawl kɔmɔt na di kɔsmik kwagmaya,
  I want fɔ chen di Slav dɛn sote go na di chen dɛn na ɛl...
  Rɔshian dɛn strɔng, dɛn strɔng we dɛn gɛt wanwɔd, .
  Di blow go fala wan ɔda blo!
  Ɛn di titi bin wink in patna dɛn. Zoya bin aim di gɔn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i ala se:
  - Nyu muv ɛn rivɔlɔshɔn!
  Afta dat, dɛn bin faya wan kil-kil shel. Diskrayb di orbit na di ɔpa atmosfɛs. Ɛn di ship we de fɛt wɔ bin land na di midul. Di ship bin de shek shek, shek ɛn brok. Strim wata bin tɔn insay de, ɛn di fɛt ship bigin fɔ sink.
  Ɔgɔstin bin swɛt se:
  - Dis nayt muv na chɛkmat!
  Svetlana bin hiss wit agresiv wan:
  - If i finish mi wit obscenities! Either a tek am tru di thigh wit grab, or muv am wit nayt to di ed!
  Natasha bin spit. I bin de rɔb in fut we nɔ gɛt natin oba di klos ɛn chip:
  - Laif na onli wan moment bitwin di past en di fiuja! Ɛn na yu nɔmɔ go ebul fɔ ol am!
  Zoya bin notis se:
  - Ɛn na de di pɔsin we de pwɛl de kray. Wi go lɔk am ɔ lɛf am fɔ liv?
  Natasha bin sho in tit dɛn wit agresiv wan ɛn i bin de ala se:
  - Of course wi go slam am! Wetin mek yu fɔ tinap pan sɛrimɔni!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn trowe wan shel we de kɔt klos kwik kwik wan insay di gɔn in brich. Afta dat Zoya aim di gɔn wit in bare fut. Di target bin smɔl ɛn i nɔ bin izi fɔ hit. Bɔt, di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na aw fɔ go de. Di titi squint ɛn mek wan Kolovrat na in chɛst. Faya wan kil projɛktayl.
  I bin tɔk bɔt di ak ɛn aw i go nak di samurai.
  Di destroyer split...
  Natasha bin hiss se:
  - Pɔmp di ayɛn, skinhɛd! Yu fɔ strɔng lɛk stɛl!
  Ɔgɔstin bin kɔnfyus se:
  -Pump di ayɛn! Dɔŋlod!
  Ɛn i bin sho in tit dɛn, we gɛt valyu pas di sultana in tiara.
  Natasha bin tɔk, we i de kik in fut we nɔ gɛt natin:
  - Naw, na wan ol harem go de!
  Zoya bin de gigl ɛn tɔk se:
  - Wan man harem na kul!
  Ɔgɔstin bin hiss wit wamat se:
  - A wish se a bin gɛt gigolo!
  Svetlana bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Dis na big tin fɔ gigolo ple!
  Natasha bin swɛt ɛn notis se:
  - Na wan ɔda distroya de nia de! Yu nid fɔ kam nia am ɛn kech am.
  Zoya bin hiss se:
  - Wi na wayl Valkyries...
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin pas di distroya ɛn aym di gɔn. Dɛn tek am ɛn nak di ship.
  Dis tɛm a shot yuz Ɔgɔstin in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Di man we bin de pwɛl di tin dɛn bin bɔs ɛn bigin fɔ sink.
  Di rɛd harpi bin de siŋ se:
  - Briliant aplomb we yu de du!
  Natasha bin gi:
  - Di big big tin we di Rɔshian dɛn gɛt bin no di planɛt,
  Fasist bin krɔs wit wan blow fɔ di sɔd...
  Ɔl di neshɔn dɛn na di wɔl lɛk wi ɛn gladi fɔ wi - .
  Di pipul dɛn na di wan ol kɔntri de mach to kɔmyunizim!
  Zoya bin twit agresiv wan se:
  -Hail di Fatherland, wi fri wan,
  Padiship fɔ pipul dɛn na sɔpɔt fɔ wan ɔndrɛd ia...
  Ligal pawa, pipul dɛn wil, .
  Afta ɔl, simpul pɔsin tinap fɔ wanwɔd!
  Ɛn di titi slap in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we dɛn kɔt kɔt pan di mɛtal. Jɛnɛral wan, na gyal we rili fayn, ɛn in ia rili spak.
  Ɛn di ɔda gyal pikin dɛn rili gud. Maskul, slɛnd bɔdi, strɔng nɛk, ɛn biceps.
  Ɔgɔstin tek am ɛn siŋ se:
  - Di big big tin we Oli Rɔshia de du,
  Wi go bil bak frɔm di pwɛl pwɛl we wɔ dɔn pwɛl, .
  Rɔshian Famili Gret Mishɔn,
  Wi go tinap ɛn win bak!
  Natasha bin wɔn se:
  - Na wan ɔda destroyer ya! Na tɛm fɔ tek aim!
  Di wayl animal we gɛt rɛd ia bin ala se:
  - Na tru se, wi go tek am!
  Ɛn i tɔn di gɔn rawnd. Di Rɔshian distroya bin de fast pas ɔl di ɔda wan dɛn na di Pasifik skwadron. Ɛn i bin kech ɔl di wan dɛn we bin de agens am.
  Di Japan pipul dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ rɔnawe. Di gyal pikin dɛn bin nak am frɔm fa. Dɛn brok di motoka ɛn mek i sink lɛk taya we dɔn flat.
  Ɔgɔstin bin siŋ se:
  - Di blɔk dɛn de flash pas, ɛn i de mek pɔsin fred fɔ jomp!
  Natasha bin tɔk wit agresiv wan se:
  - Wetin na wi wɔl nɔ de mek pɔsin fred!
  Ɔgɔstin bin wink pan di bɔy dɛn we de na di kabin:
  - Masaj wi bɔy pikin dɛn!
  Di man dɛn bin gɛt fɔ wok. Di titi dɛn bin de masaj di gyal pikin dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin gladi fɔ am. Dɛn lɛk am dis we.
  Zoya bin sho in tit ɛn tɔk se:
  - Ɛn wɔ na fayn tin, bɔt sɔntin stil de mis...
  Natasha bin sho in tit ɛn tɛl am se:
  - TV!
  Ɔgɔstin bin kol se:
  - Na dat TV bi!
  Svetlana bin de ala se:
  - Ɛn wi go mek wi yon! Dat na fɔ tru!
  Di 4 sojaman dɛn bin rili mekɔp dɛn maynd. So dɛn kech ɔda destroyer ɛn disayd fɔ nak am. Dɛn brok di paip ɛn mek i drawn.
  Natasha tek am ɛn siŋ wit tit we nɔ gɛt natin:
  - Wi go erase ɔltin!
  Ɔgɔstin bin tɔk bak se:
  - Tut paoda!
  Di titi bin de kray wit satisfay we tu bɔbɔ dɛn bigin fɔ masaj in leg dɛn. Dɛn bin de miks di rɛd harpi in had sɔl. Dɔn wi kin tikl wi ni dɛn ɛn strok wi anklɛ dɛn.
  Ɔgɔstin bin rili fil fayn, i bin tan lɛk se i dɔn on.
  Zoya ansa wit smayl se:
  - Wi go ple chɛs, ɛn di bɔy pikin dɛn go kis wi.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn pul dɛn bras ɛn alaw di kabin bɔy dɛn fɔ kɔba dɛn strawberry brɔst wit kis. So ɔltin bin fayn. Ɛn we bɔy pikin dɛn lip de lik yu nipples, i kin fayn. I tan lɛk se yu de it swit watamɛlɔn.
  Natasha bin tɔk, we i de sho in tit se:
  "Wi na wɔriɔ dɛn we gɛt da kayn lɛvul so dat wi kin swip ivin taytan." Na so i bi.
  Zoya bin gri se:
  - Di we aw i de!
  Ɔgɔstin bin tɔk se:
  - We yɔŋ man dɛn kis yu, i kin rili fayn! Oh, aw di bɔdi dɛn de siŋ!
  Svetlana bin kɔnfyus se:
  - I tan lɛk se dɛn dɔn smɛl am wit ɔni!
  Natasha bin de bark wit sɛns:
  - Ivin ɔni bita if yu drawn insay!
  Ɛn sho am lɔng, pink tɔŋ!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn we de ya so voluptuous. Ɔl tu fayn ɛn sɛxy. Ɔl wetin dɛn want na fɔ mek lɔv wit bɔy pikin dɛn. Jɔs lɛk aw i kin du na hentai.
  Natasha bin aks wit gladi at se:
  - Yu tink se wi pipul go resist di Nazi?
  Zoya bin tɔk wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - Ivɛn nɔto ɔltin we gɛt pawa!
  Ɔgɔstin bin tɔk tranga wan se:
  - I dipen pan wetin na bad tin!
  Svetlana bin vɛks ɛn tɔk se:
  - Gud ɛn bad na rilitiv kɔnsɛpt!
  Natasha nɔd ɛn gigl:
  - Yes, rili fambul!
  Zoya bin notis fayn fayn wan se:
  - Aw many Japanese wi don kil olredi? Bɔt dɛn rili kam fɔ win ɔda kɔntri dɛn!
  Ɔgɔstin bin ala fɔ ansa se:
  - Ɔltin we de rawnd na Rɔshian, ɔltin we de rawnd na mi yon!
  Svetlana bin ala se:
  - Glori to Gret Rɔshia!
  Natasha bin de gigl ɛn tɔk se:
  - Di wan ol wɔl go bi wi yon! Na bikɔs wi want am da we de!
  Ɛn di titi flash in tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal.
  Zoya cooed, baring in fangs:
  - Ɔl mɔtalman go bi wan de wan de! Di ples we nɔ gɛt bɔda go sɔbmit to wi!
  Ɔgɔstin kɔt, trowe di dagɔ wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn tɔk wit aplomb se:
  - Wi go de na Mas!
  Fɔ ansa dis, Svetlana bin tɔk wit agresiv wan se:
  - Mek wi tek ova di ol wold!
  Natasha bin ansa wit smayl se:
  - Dɛn se if di Romanov dinasti nɔ bin fɔdɔm, Rɔshia fɔ dɔn bi wɔl ɛmpaya!
  Zoya bin twit se:
  - Wi de krɔs di lod fɔ di bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn, .
  Di yok fɔ di infidel de prɛs pan wi...
  Bɔt wi vein dɛn de bɔl, .
  Fet we di Slav dɛn gɛt!
  Ɔgɔstin bin hiss bak se:
  Ɛn frɔm di shores na Chud,
  to di ays Kolyma...
  Ɔl dis na wi Wɔl,
  Ɔl dis na wi!
  Svetlana notis, we i de sho in tit:
  - Rus' nɔ go bɛn ɔnda di Nazi dɛn! Pan ɔl we di wɔ dɔn de fɔ fayvtin ia!
  Natasha ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn bin sink tu ɔda distroya dɛn ɛn wan distroya.
  Afta dat, dɛn bin kam bak wit gladi at ɛn wit tin dɛn we dɛn dɔn tif. Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de chip ɛn gladi.
  Natasha bin twit se:
  - Ivin if fate na vilin, di spoils nɔto wan peni!
  Zoya bin gri wit dis:
  - Wi bin gɛt wan big fɛt!
  Ɔgɔstin bin kol se:
  - Lɛk wan jenɛral!
  Svetlana ad, i de grin se:
  - Na Marshallese langwej!
  Pan ɔl we di gyal pikin dɛn de ɛnjɔy dɛnsɛf, ɔda pipul dɛn nɔ kin fil fayn so. Di yɔŋ man we dɛn bin kech na in di Japan pipul dɛn bin bɔn am.
  Fɔs, dɛn kɔt ɔl di bɔbɔ in klos ɛn slap am wit wip. Tu big big Japan pipul dɛn bin de hit na ɔl tu di say dɛn. Di bɔbɔ bin ala fɔs, dɔn i bin de kɔt in tit ɛn tray fɔ bia am ɛn i nɔ bin de ala ɔ kray. Di titi in bɔdi we gɛt waya ɛn tan bin de shek shek bikɔs di wip dɛn bin de bit am. Brawn skin bin bɔs ɛn blɔd bin kɔmɔt. I nɔ tu te, di bɔbɔ twich ɛn sɛt mɔt. Di wan dɛn we bin de kil di pipul dɛn bin tɔn wan bɔkit we gɛt kol wata pan am.
  Dɔn dɛn briŋ wan strip we gɛt wam ayɛn na in chɛst we nɔ gɛt natin. Dɛn bin de pres ɔt mɛtal pan di bɔbɔ in mɔsul chɛst. Yɔŋ bin de ala ɛn i nɔ bin no natin bikɔs i bin de fil pen.
  Dɛn bin put ays wata pan am bak. Di bɔbɔ nɔ bin gɛt kɔnshɛns bak wantɛm wantɛm. We a wek, tu ayɛn strip dɛn we gɛt rɛd ɔt bin dɔn rɛdi, ɛn dɛn bin dɔn put dɛn na di kabin bɔbɔ in bare soles. Agen wan inhuman skream, ɛn blak ɔt.
  Dɔn dɛn sprinkl sɔl pan di wund ɛn bɔn we di bɔbɔ we dɛn kapchɔ gɛt, ɛn dɛn lɛf di kabin bɔbɔ fɔ hang tay am na di mast.
  We dɛn bin de mek dɛn sɔfa, i bin tan lɛk se di wan dɛn we bin de kil dɛn nɔ bin aks ɛni kwɛstyɔn. Dɛn jɔs pul dɛn vɛks pan di prizina fɔ di ebi ebi lɔs we di bot dɛn lɔs ɛn di win we dɛn win na land.
  Di bɔbɔ bin sɔfa bad bad wan... Fɔ mek i nɔ day wantɛm wantɛm, dɛn duus am wit wata ɛn pul am na di mast, ɛn alaw am fɔ rɛst fɔ tu-tri dez.
  Ɛn afta dat, dɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ mek dɛn sɔfa. Dɛn bin bɔn di bɔbɔ bak wit ɔt ayɛn ɛn bit am. Dɔn dɛn hang am na di rɛk, ɛn twis in jɔyn dɛn. Dɛn es mi ɔp ɛn trowe mi dɔŋ shap shap - twist mi an dɛn.
  Afta dɛn dɔn mek di bɔbɔ sɔfa, dɛn bin rili chuk di bɔbɔ, bɔn am, ɛn strɛp am ɔlsay. Pantap dat, in bɔdi bin kɔba wit bad bad ɔlsa dɛn we sɔl dɔn rɔtin.
  Dɛn bin alaw di bɔbɔ fɔ rɛst bak, was am, ɛn was am wit rɔm, ɛn dis bin de mek i fil pen bad bad wan. Dɛn mek di ɔlsa ɛn di kɔt, ɛn bak di bɔn, wɛl, ɛn bak dɛn put dɛn na di rɛk.
  Di tin we ful pas ɔl na dat di kabin bɔbɔ nɔ bin no bɛtɛ, ɛn i nɔ go izi fɔ mek di bɔbɔ ebul fɔ no bɔku tin. Bɔt di wan dɛn we dɛn kil bin mek dɛn sɔfa fɔ lɔng tɛm ɛn dɛn bin de mek dɛn sɔfa wit sɛns. Fɔ ɛgzampul, dɛn fɛn nyu flawa - dɛn bigin fɔ drɔ tit we gɛt wɛlbɔdi. Wɛl, wetin yu go tek frɔm di monsta dɛn? Dɛn gɛt kɔnshɛns lɛk buldoza. Ɔ sɔntɛm i nɔ go bɔku.
  Pantap dat, dɛn bin rep di bɔbɔ bak wit ɔt stik. Dis na di sadist dɛn.
  Pan ɔl we Natasha nɔ bin no bɔt dat, i tan lɛk se i bin gɛs. Ɛn so i tek am ɛn, we i de sho in tit, i trowe wan dagɔ pan di pikchɔ dɛn we di Mikado gɛt. Dɔn i bin twit se:
  - Wi go fɛt te di ɛnd! Mek wi mek wi at bit in wan!
  Ɛn bak i pul spak dɛn na in yay! Dis na na natin gyal!
  Zoya tek am ɛn ala se:
  - Mi na barefut drim! Biuti de tɔn man to slev!
  En di gyal flash in bare heels...
  Di bɔbɔ dɛn bin de masaj Ɔgɔstin. Di titi bin gladi ɛn i bin fayn. Dɛn bin fil se dis rɛd ia na rili mɛsenja we kɔmɔt na ɛvin ɛn i kin ivin te Jɛngi Khan.
  Di titi bin go bifo bad bad wan ɛn i bin gɛt layf bak. Bɔku tɛm, na pɔsin we fayn pas ɔlman.
  Ɛn if i swɛt, i nɔ go tan lɛk se i tu bad to ɛnibɔdi.
  Svetlana bin sho in tit ɛn tɔk se:
  - Wi go fɛt fɔ oli Rus'! Ɛn ivin we wi de day wi go win!
  Natasha bin tɔk wit sɛns ɛn wit sɛns se:
  - I bɛtɛ fɔ lɛ yu nɔ day!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin sɔrɛnda dɛnsɛf na di bɔbɔ dɛn we bin de masaj dɛn. Natin nɔ bin de fɔ du ɛni we. Nɔ TV, nɔ kɔmpyuta, nɔ Intanɛt.
  So mek dɛn strok ɛn masaj yu. Mek di bɔbɔ dɛn fil am frɔm ed to fut wit dɛn an, dɔn dɛn waka wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Yu kin tikl ɛn fil di titi dɛnsɛf. I rili swit.
  Natasha bin aks Svetlana se:
  - Yu lɛk am we bɔy pikin dɛn de kɔt kɔt yu?
  Di titi ansa se:
  - Na rili bɔku!
  Natasha bin tɔk se:
  - Mek wi torture di bois dem likl den...
  Ɔgɔstin bin gri wit zil se:
  - Jɔs lɛk! Wi go tek dem in wit wip! Wi go gi yu wan gud thrashing!
  Svetlana stik in tong ɛn swɛt:
  - Gud aidia! Stik pan di il fɔ di kabin bɔy dɛn!
  Zoya nɔ bin gri wit dis:
  - Di bɔy dɛn go wund!
  Natasha bin laf ɛn stɔp in tong:
  - Ivin if i de at, i kul!
  Ɔgɔstin lik in lip ɛn tɔk se:
  - Di bɔy dɛn leg fayn... Dɛn nɔ gɛt tɛm fɔ pwɛl yet.
  Ɛn di titi laf ɛn sho in tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal.
  Svetlena bin gi advays wit wan tit we nɔ gɛt natin:
  - Girls difrɛn, grɛn, wayt, rɛd! Bɔt ɔlman ikwal want fɔ spin rawnd pan stik!
  Di wɔri pipul dɛn fil fani ɛn bigin fɔ pinch di bɔbɔ dɛn. Dɛn krɔs di yɔŋ man ɛn gigl to dɛnsɛf. Kiut bɔy dɛn ya. I rili fayn fɔ stɔp dɛn, fɔ mek dɛn sɔfa.
  Dɔn di gyal pikin dɛn rili bigin fɔ put di bɔbɔ dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin insay di stok dɛn ɛn nak dɛn bambu stik dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin rawnd il dɛn.
  Natasha bin sho in tit ɛn tɔk se:
  - Ɔltin go fayn, a no am!
  Di bɔbɔ dɛn bin tray fɔ stɔp dɛn kray. Di gyal pikin dɛn bin bit dɛn bad bad wan, bɔt nɔto inof fɔ wund dɛn. Dis na Fallaka. Di stik dɛn bin de ledɔm fayn fayn wan na di fut, ɛn dis bin de mek di at at skin de hum bikɔs ɔf tɛnsiɔn. Dɔn ivin blista dɛn bin de kɔmɔt frɔm di bit dɛn.
  Zoya bin de gigl ɛn grin, ɛn se:
  - A lɛk wayt! Di bɔbɔ we mi bin bit bad bad wan go gɛt bɔku swit!
  Ɔgɔstin bin de bak pan di bɔbɔ dɛn il, ɛn i bin de grin:
  - Afta a dɔn peint mi lip dɛn wit animal pent, a go na do na di bodwɔk! Ɛn di sta dɛn de shayn fayn fayn wan fɔ mi, ɛn ɛlfaya fayn!
  Svetlana bin de gigl ɛn grɔmbul:
  - Mek wi bit ol dis samurai! Ɔnda di prɛshɔn we stɛl ɛn faya de gi!
  Natasha sɛf bin pul in tit ɛn buz:
  - Bɔt intɛlijɛns ripɔt kɔrɛkt wan! Dat di ɛnimi dɛn na rili legiɔn!
  Zoya bin grɔmbul:
  - Wi go kil ɔl wi ɛnimi dɛn na di tɔylɛt! Na bikɔs Stalin rili strɔng!
  Ɔgɔstin bin notis wit alarm se:
  - So Stalin day!
  Svetlana bin ala fɔ ansa se:
  - Nɔ! Kɔmrɛd Stalin nɔ de day!
  Natasha bin de gigl ɛn ansa se:
  - Wetin... I dɔn ɔlrɛdi rich fifti fayv ia! Wi kin win ɛn lɔs fɔ rial!
  Zoya bin tɔk wit agresiv wan se:
  - If wi nɔ de, di USSR kin rili lɔs!
  Ɔgɔstin bin de chirp wit aplomb:
  - Ɔltin go bɛtɛ we wi kam bak! Ɛn in jɔnal, wi kin gɛt da kayn wɔndaful trɛnk de!
  Natasha bin gri wit dis, i bin de spak wit in safaya yay:
  - I ivin de mek pɔsin fred!
  Zoya bin swɛt:
  - Wi go fɛt fɔ Lenin ɛn Stalin te wi win!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin sel pan wan distroya... Dɛn bin jɔs dɔn go na si.
  Zoya bin mɛmba in fɔs asaynmɛnt insay di sɔmma fɔti wan ia. Dɔn a go na do fɔ gi di ɔda to di bɔda post. Wan titi, we bin dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i bi gyal pikin, bin de waka wit sandal fɔ go na ɔda siti. Bɔt a bin kech di ren ɛn mi sandal dɛn bin wet. Fɔ mek dɛn nɔ fɔdɔm, Zoya pul dɛn ɛn go barefut.
  Fɔs, di wam dɔst bin de tikl di sɔl, di bled dɛn we gɛt gras bin de chuk di titi in il klos klos wan. Bɔt afta tu-tri awa, bikɔs a nɔ bin gɛt abit, mi fut dɛn bigin fɔ bɔn.
  Zoya bin bia am, pan ɔl we we di de dɔn, i bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de slip. I bin gɛt fɔ spɛn di nɛt na wan ples we dɛn kɔl haystack, fɔtunate wan di nɛt dɛn bin wam.
  I bin de drim se vilej dɛn de bɔn, hut dɛn de bɔn. Ɛn fayn fayn gyal pikin dɛn kin rɔn nekɛd. Ɛn afta dat, di dɛbul dɛn apia wit tel ɛn ɔn. Dɛn bin de rayd wit di gyal pikin dɛn.
  Zoya waka wit dɛn, luk rawnd, ɛn shek shek. Wan dɛbul jomp kam nia am, so grasful wit mɔstaz ɛn tel we de muv. I butu wit gallant, ivin pul in kɔk hat, dɔn i se:
  - Wi de grit Zoyka! Naw yu de bek!
  Di titi bin de tɔk bikɔs i bin de fred se:
  - Ɛn wetin mek dɛn go mek a sɔfa?
  Di dɛbul butu bak fɔ ansa am ɛn ansa se:
  - Nɔ! Wi na sivilizayt dɛbul dɛn! Aw yu go mek pipul dɛn sɔfa! Na ya ɔltin tan lɛk na paradays, i bɛtɛ nɔmɔ!
  Di titi bin rili de waka krɔs di fil. A si dragonflay, big bataflai, i bin fayn ɔlsay. Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn we de rawnd dɛn ɔl yɔŋ ɛn dɛn rili fayn.
  Zoya bin si wantɛm wantɛm se i nekɛd ɔl. Di dɛbul si se i de shem, i grɔmbul:
  - Yu fɔ de luk gud gud wan na ɛlfaya. Afta dat, dɛn go gi yu di fayn fayn klos dɛn we yu want.
  Zoya bin shem ɛn i bin blush:
  - Aw fɔ fɛn am? Wetin na fɔ?
  Di dɛbul ɛksplen se:
  - Ɛl tan lɛk prizin. Bɔt prizin dɛn we gɛt prinsipul dɛn we gɛt fɔ du wit mɔtalman. Ɔl di uman dɛn we de na dis prizin kin bi yɔŋ ɛn fayn. Bɔt i fɔ mek dɛn luk fɔ pɔsin. Na so i fɔ bi. Bɔt di dɛbul dɛn go luk fɔ yu.
  Nays gyal dɛn we gɛt rɛd ia bin apia. Dɛn kɛr am go na di miro. Wi kin put tin rɔba glɔv dɛn na wi an. Ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ fil Zoya. Wan bigin frɔm di tap wit di ia, di sɛkɔn wan bigin fɔ muf frɔm di leg dɛn. Di dɛbul dɛn bin gɛt rɛd ia, dɛn bin wɛr wayt dres we de ɔg dɛn bɔdi.
  Di wan we kɔmɔt dɔŋ bin fil Zoe in ɛvri fut, i bin de rɔb in il, ɛn chɛk ɔnda in fut nel dɛn. Dɔn i bigin fɔ go ɔp mɔ ɛn mɔ te i rich na in ni dɛn. Di ɔda wan, difrɛn frɔm dat, i bin de wok pan in ia, ɛn i bin de pas ɛni wan pan in ia dɛn na in finga dɛn. I bin du am fayn fayn wan, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i du am wit sɔri-at. Dɔn i bigin fɔ luk insay in yes.
  Di dɛbul dɛn bin tray nɔ fɔ mek Zoya du bad, bɔt dɛn bin rili tek tɛm luk fɔ am. Dɛn bin rili fil ɛvri sɛntimita pan dɛn skin, ɛn dis bin mek di titi fil se i rili shem. Dɔn di titi we de ɔp bigin fɔ chɛk in nos, ɛn put in an dɛn we gɛt glɔv insay in mɔt. Ɛn di sɛkɔn biuti, di dɛbul, oh horror, push in an dɛn stret insay Zoya in vajin bɛlɛ. Ɛn i de at sote...
  Zoya wek... I shek insɛf... Ant bin bit am ɛn i rili tɔn aut fɔ bi kwik nɔ fayn.
  Di titi tinap, ɛn pan ɔl we i bin stil de fa frɔm in praymɛnt, i bin muf go bifo. I bin stil de ol sandal na in an so dat i nɔ go ebul fɔ go insay di siti we i nɔ wɛr fut we i wɛr klos.
  I stil so yɔŋ ɛn i nɔ no di lɔv we bɔy pikin dɛn gɛt. Ɛn i luk lɛk se i de tɔch i nɔ wɛr fut ɛn i angri.
  Afta wan awa, fɔ waka na di rod bin tɔn to sɔfa fɔ di titi in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, we nɔ bin dɔn gɛt tɛm yet fɔ mek i rɔf. Dɔn Zoya tɔn to di sayd ɛn waka along di gras.
  Di dyu bin dɔn fɔdɔm, ɛn di titi was in fut we bin dɔn brus ɛn skrach insay de.
  Fɔ mek i go sɔm kayn we fɔ mek i gladi mɔ, Zoya bin siŋ se:
  Mi na wan simpul Komsomol gyal, .
  I nɔ tu te yet we a bin de payɔnia...
  Rɔk pan rop we rili sabi, .
  Very, as dem se, biuti na swit!
  
  Bɔt di Fuhrer bin invayd di dia Rɔshia, .
  Wan furious grin de threaten fascism...
  Bɔt stil di gyal pikin dɛn fayn pas ɔl, .
  Lɛ wi ansa di mɔs insidious blow!
  
  Fɔ mek wi big mama gɛt glori, .
  Di bɔy dɛn go go bold fɔ day...
  Mek wi stɔp di Nazi dɛn wayl influx, .
  Wi ami nɔ go ebul fɔ win!
  
  Dɛn bin gi mi wok fɔ bi mɛmba na Kɔmsomol, .
  Ripɔt intɛlijɛns kwik kwik wan to di ɛdkwata, .
  So yu de strɛs yu briz, .
  So dat ɔl di slip tod dɛn nɔ go apia na yu drim!
  
  Wan titi we nɔ wɛr fut de waka na di mɛdɔ, .
  At least dem no tif di siti out of habit, .
  Fɔs i fayn, bɔt afta dat i at, .
  I dia fɔ waka pan grɔn we yu nɔ wɛr fut!
  
  Di sɔl dɛn rili at frɔm di ston dɛn, .
  Ɛn blɔd de kɔmɔt na di kɔt...
  Bɔt di flag dɛn na di Fadaland de flay brayt brayt wan, .
  Ɛn di Masta in lɔv go de wit wi!
  
  Lɛ wi prez di jayant Jizɔs, .
  We lɔng ɛn fayn pas ɔl...
  We di pipul dɛn ɛn di pati gɛt wanwɔd, .
  Mek wi selebret gud lak en sakses!
  
  A biliv se fasist go brok in bak, .
  Sins evri wo na from wan manger...
  Viktri go bi insay di raytin May, 2019.
  Dɛn go trowe di wikɛd pɔsin na Gɛna!
  
  Mek mi oli land gɛt glori, .
  Di win dɛm fɔ di glori fɔ Ɔktoba de tɛnda...
  Pan ɔl we di titi wɛr klos ɛn nɔ wɛr fut, .
  I de sɔfa, mi dia, nɔto fɔ natin!
  
  Wi bin dediket wi at to wi Mama Land, .
  Kɔnt yu sol fɔ di golden glori...
  Di domɔt fɔ sakrifays bin opin kwik kwik wan, .
  Ɛn strangle bad ɛn ful!
  
  Mek Rɔshia bi di hegemon fɔ di wɔl, .
  Bring ɔda to di yunivas...
  Blɛs ɔl di ɛnimi dɛn we dɛn win, .
  Ɛn jok di pawn insay wan kwin!
  
  Mek mi Rus" bi in universal glori,
  Mek apul tik dɛn blo insay am na Mas...
  Insay di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn, pawa we gɛt rɛd, we vɛks bad bad wan, .
  Di pipul dɛn go mek di drim kam tru!
  
  Wi go mek di Patronymic big, .
  Bikɔs Komsomol mɛmba dɛn na di kɔlest...
  Dɛn go sɔpɔt di oli wan dɛn fes we de na di aykɔn dɛn, .
  Wi go win bay we wi lɛf sin na wi at!
  
  
  
  IF EMPƐRƆ PƆL GO DE Alayv!
  Di tray we dɛn bin tray fɔ kil Emparɔ Pɔl nɔ bin apin. Dɛn bin kam fɔ no bɔt di kɔnspɛkt. Insay prinsipul, dis pɔsibul. Ɛn di Tsa na Rɔshia bin stil de alayv. Pɔl tek wan difrɛn pɔlitikal kɔs smɔl, difrɛn frɔm rialiti - wan alyans wit Nɛpɔlyɔn. If in papa in aydɔl na Frɛdrik II, dat min se Pɔl in da kayn sɛns ɛn imej fɔ wɔship na Nɛpɔlyɔn Bɔnapat.
  Bɔt ɛni sɔlv gɛt in gud ɛn bad tin dɛn. Ɛn dɛn nɔ no wetin go mek Rɔshia gɛt mɔ prɔfit: fɔ sheb Polan ɛn Ɔstria wit Prɔshia, ɔ fɔ fɛt fɔ di gud fɔ Ist Prɔshia.
  Ɛni we aw i bi, Emparɔ Pɔl bin disayd fɔ sheb Yurop wit Nɛpɔlyɔn Bɔnapat.
  Kutuzov bin atak Ɔstria frɔm di ist, ɛn Nɛpɔlyɔn frɔm di Wɛst. Dɛn bin gri pan ɔltin. Dɛn bin win di Ɔstrian dɛn kwik kwik wan ɔnda tu tɛm.
  Rɔshia bin gɛt pat pan Polan, wit Krakow, ɛn Galisia. Frans tek Itali ɛn kɔt Ɔstria frɔm di si. Di pat bin kwik. Dɔn di wɔ bin kam wit Prɔshia. Di win dɛn bak kin apin kwik kwik wan, lɛk na fim. Di sɛns we Nɛpɔlyɔn bin gɛt ɛn di maynd we di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin gɛt. Kɔntra-strayk ɛn krɔsh muvmɛnt.
  Rɔshia bin tek di land dɛn we bin de nia di Ɔda Riva sɛf. Frans bin mek in prɔpati dɛn bɔku bak. Wan fɛt bin apin bitwin di Rɔshian-Frɛnch skwadron ɛn di British dɛn we Nɛlson bin de bifo. Ushakov in genius bin win. Dɛn bin win di British dɛn. Ɛn afta dat, di Frɛnch ɛn Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin land na Briten. Di kɔnkrit we di British dɛn win, ɛn di establishmɛnt fɔ hegemoni fɔ Frans ɛn Rɔshia.
  Nɛpɔlyɔn ɛn Emparɔ Pɔl bin kam fɔ bi fambul ɛn dɛn wanwɔd bin strɔng. Di nɛks pɔsin we dɛn bin kil na di jɔyn wɔ na Türkiye. Di Ɔtoman dɛn bin dɔn wik ɛn fɔ tru, dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ tinap tranga wan fɔ mek di tu big big ɛmpaya dɛn jɔyn an fɔ go bifo.
  Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin go bifo kwik kwik wan ɛn dɛn bin go insay Transkɔkasia. Ɛn di Frɛnch dɛn bin fɛt fɔ go insay Kɔnstantinopl. Na de dɛn tek kɔntrol pan di tin dɛn we di Turkish dɛn bin gɛt. Dɔn di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin kam insay Iran. Ɛn di Frɛnch dɛn bin muf go na Ijipt. Di wɔ bin de go ɔlsay. Ɛn dɛn bin de bɔn wit di want fɔ win.
  Emparɔ Pɔl in jɔnal bin tɔn to kiŋ we bin de du wɛl. I win bɔku, i win bɔku. I bin bi big rula. Ɔnda am, Rɔshia bin tɔn rawnd ɛn strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ. Ɛn Nɛpɔlyɔn bin win bɔku tin dɛn ɛn i nɔ bin de go giv-ɔp in eria dɛn.
  Nɔ sɔri-at nɔ go de, bɔt... Afta Emparɔ Pɔl day, di rileshɔnship wit Frans bin wɔs. Na tru se Nɛpɔlyɔn insɛf nɔ bin want fɔ fɛt wɔ wit Rɔshia. Ɛn di empara bin dɔn ol fɔ mek dɛn ebul fɔ du dɛn kayn tin dɛn de.
  Bɔt afta dat, di nyu empara, bay di we aw na bin wan Rɔshian prinses in pikin ɛn Pɔl in gyal pikin, bin anawns se dɛn go kampen agens Rɔshia. I tan lɛk se i bin de tink se i go win.
  Bɔt if Nɛpɔlyɔn nɔ bin gɛt sɛns, tin dɛn bin de apin fɔ di Frɛnch dɛn bɔt dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ du am. Dɛn nɔ bin ivin rich na Mɔsko, bɔt dɛn bin win dɛn na fɛt.
  Dɔn di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin go insay di say we Frɛnch de. Wan siriɔs smɔl smɔl fɛt-fɛt, ɛn Paris bin fɔdɔm!
  Na so dɛn bin win di Frɛnch Ɛmpaya. Wan grup we gɛt fayn fayn gyal pikin dɛn we wɛr bikini bin fɛt na di Rɔshian ami. Dɛn bin kɔt di Frɛnch ɛn ɔda sojaman dɛn we dɛn bin de pe fɔ wok wit sɔd.
  Na da sem tɛm de, di gyal pikin dɛn bin de trowe shap disk dɛn wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn dɛn bin de siŋ se:
  Di anthem of the Motherland bigin fɔ bɔn at so, .
  Nobodi nɔ de we fayn pas am na di wan ol yunivas...
  Mek di wɔman pul in sɔd we gɛt glori, .
  Fɔ mek wi mama Rɔshia gɛt glori!
  Na tru se di wɔri pipul dɛn bin sho di ay ay aerobatics na di fɛt. Ɛn dɛn bin kɔt di Frɛnch ɛn Yuropian mɛsenja dɛn wit big big zil.
  Natasha bin trowe di disk wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn siŋ se:
  - Wan tu Tri! Put ɔl yu ɛnimi dɛn!
  Zoya lans wan boomerang wit in bare fut ɛn se:
  - Fo, et, faiv - tear ol di French op!
  Ɔgɔstin bin trowe di dagɔ wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I spin rawnd wan duzin sojaman dɛn ɛn chip:
  - Wan big def de wet fɔ yu - Napoleon nɔ go sev yu!
  Svetlana ad wit zil, i lanch wan ɔda gift fɔ day:
  - Wi na Russian pikin dɛm, una na Setan in pikin dɛm!
  Fɔ tɔk smɔl, di Rɔshian ami bin go insay Paris. Ɛn Tsa Alɛgzanda di Fɔs bin go na di tron na Frans. Na so di fɔs pat pan di wɔ dɔn. Rɔshia bin bi wan pawa we gɛt pawa pas ɔlman. Ɛn dɛn bin win India, Indochina, Chaina, Ɔstrelia, Kanada. Infiltrated Amɛrika.
  Amɛrika bin gɛt sivil wɔ ɛn i nɔ bin gɛt in indipɛndɛns afta we di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin kam insay. Ɛn jɔs afta di rifrendum dɛn jɔyn Rɔshia.
  We di ia 1900 bin dɔn, di kiŋ dɛn bin dɔn de ɔlsay na di wɔl. Di Romanov famili bin de rul di tron ɛn stebul bin de rul. Ɛn bak insay 1899, di fɔs man bin flay go na di spes.
  Wan nyu, stellar era fɔ mɔtalman dɔn bigin. Insay 1907, pipul dɛn bin put dɛn fut pan di Mun. Insay 1914, di fɔs tɛm we mɔtalman bin land na Mas. Insay 1916, dɛn bin land na Venus. Insay 1919, na Mɛksiki ɛn wan sataylayt we nem Jupita. Insay 1927, mɔtalman bin go insay di planɛt we de fa pas ɔl na di solar sistem: Pluto. Ɛn insay 1974, dɛn bigin fɔ flay fɔ go na Alfa Sɛnta. We, tɛn ia afta dat, dɛn bin dɔn am fayn fayn wan. Ɛn insay 2001, dɛn bin fɛn di spid we pas ɔl ɛn di Hyperdrive. Di rial fɛns fɔ di galaksi dɔn bigin.
  Pantap dat, pipul dɛn bin laki, dɛn nɔ bin dɔn mit yet kɔmpitishɔn dɛn we nɔ de na di solar sistem. Dɛn bin de du fɔ fɛn di tin dɛn we de apin na di spes. Ɛn di Romanov famili stil de na di tron. Mɔtalman gɛt wanwɔd ɛn wanwɔd bay ɔtokratik pawa.
  Na di ia 2030... Fo witch gyal pikin dɛn de flay pan spɛshal ship to wan opin sta ɛn tɔk.
  Natasha bin notis se:
  - Tin dɛn dɔn bɛtɛ na di Wɔl, bɔt...
  Zoya bin mek in fes kray:
  - Wetin bɔt?
  Natasha bin ansa se:
  - Ɔl pawa na wan pɔsin in yon - di kiŋ! Yu tink se dis rayt ɛn i fayn?
  Ɔgɔstin bin sɔpɔt in patna:
  - Rayt! Wetin mek sɔm kiŋ fɔ disayd ɔltin? Pawa fɔ bi palimɛnt in yon!
  Svetlana bin de gigl ɛn grɔmbul:
  - Gi mi wan kɔnstityushɔn asɛmbli! Daun wit ɔtokrasi!
  Zoya nɔ bin gri wit dis:
  - Pan ɔl we, fɔ tru, di ɔtokratik fɔm fɔ pawa dɔn ol pan gud abit, bɔt... I briŋ Rɔshia pawa oba di wɔl ɛn prɔsperiti to mɔtalman. Ivin Afrikan pipul dɛn ɔl gɛt motoka, motoka, plen ɛn sɛpret apatmɛnt wit ɔl di tin dɛn we dɛn nid. Nɔbɔdi nɔ de we nɔ gɛt wok, ɛdyukeshɔn ɛn mɛrɛsin na fri, di bɛsis tin dɛn we pɔsin nid de bak. Prays fɔ di ɔda wan dɛn smɔl. I lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ kraym nɔ de. Ivin di klaymat dɔn chenj ɛn naw na sɔmda we go de sote go na Rɔshia ɛn na di planɛt Wɔl. So wetin ɔda tin nɔ de? Stupid tok shop of palɛmint pipul?
  Natasha bin ansa dis:
  - Ɔ sɔntɛm na shɔp dɛn we de tɔk! I sɔm kayn we de boring witout dibat ɛn tɔk. Ɛn if dɛn bin gɛt ilɛkshɔn i go fayn mɔ.
  Ɔgɔstin bin sɔpɔt in padi:
  - Man nɔ de liv bay bred nɔmɔ! I nid spɛktakl bak! Nɔto ɔlman gladi fɔ dis rutin!
  Zoya bin tɔk wit smayl se:
  - Bɔku we dɛn de fɔ ɛnjɔy yusɛf apat frɔm palɛmint ilɛkshɔn. Wi jɔs gɛt 4 awa wok de ɛn tri dez fɔ lɛf fɔ wok. Pipul dɛn nɔ de du natin pas fɔ ɛnjɔy dɛnsɛf, ɛn dɛn kin rayt bɔku sayɛns fim buk dɛn. Ɛn ivin di satire bɔt di tsar nɔ de protɛkt fɔ mek dɛn pablish am. Ɛn as fɔ mami ɛn dadi biznɛs... Ɔltin na ligal, yu kin ɔda gigolo na intanɛt, yu kin indulj yusɛf. Difrɛn fim dɛn de. Aw wi nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ fridɔm? Ilɛksɛf dɛn put pɔsin na jel, prizin dɛn tan lɛk say dɛn we dɛn de mɛn pipul dɛn naw. No nid fɔ tɔk bad bɔt di Tsar!
  Svetlana bin tɔk fayn fayn wan se:
  - Bɔt di kiŋ, if di flay bit am di rɔng we, i kin tek ɛn lɔk ɔl fridɔm, ɛn sɛn wi na kamp ɛn had wok! Di tru tin bɔt di tin na dat ɔltin dipen pan wan pɔsin ɛn no kɔntrawɛt nɔ de fɔ am!
  Zoya bin tɔk wit smayl se:
  - Wel, in dis wold... Wi na fo witch! If wi de dil wit di tyrant. Bɔt, a gɛt kol at bɔt di kiŋ we de naw. Bɔt di pɔsin we gɛt di prɔpati kin rili sɔprayz!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin pas di distroya ɛn aym di gɔn. Dɛn tek am ɛn nak di ship.
  Dis tɛm a shot yuz Ɔgɔstin in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Di man we bin de pwɛl di tin dɛn bin bɔs ɛn bigin fɔ sink.
  Di rɛd harpi bin de siŋ se:
  - Briliant aplomb we yu de du!
  Natasha bin gi:
  - Di big big tin we di Rɔshian dɛn gɛt bin no di planɛt,
  Fasist bin krɔs wit wan blow fɔ di sɔd...
  Ɔl di neshɔn dɛn na di wɔl lɛk wi ɛn gladi fɔ wi - .
  Di pipul dɛn na di wan ol kɔntri de mach to kɔmyunizim!
  Zoya bin twit agresiv wan se:
  -Hail di Fatherland, wi fri wan,
  Padiship fɔ pipul dɛn na sɔpɔt fɔ wan ɔndrɛd ia...
  Ligal pawa, pipul dɛn wil, .
  Afta ɔl, simpul pɔsin tinap fɔ wanwɔd!
  Ɛn di titi slap in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we dɛn kɔt kɔt pan di mɛtal. Jɛnɛral wan, na gyal we rili fayn, ɛn in ia rili spak.
  Ɛn di ɔda gyal pikin dɛn rili gud. Maskul, slɛnd bɔdi, strɔng nɛk, ɛn biceps.
  Ɔgɔstin tek am ɛn siŋ se:
  - Di big big tin we Oli Rɔshia de du,
  Wi go bil bak frɔm di pwɛl pwɛl we wɔ dɔn pwɛl, .
  Rɔshian Famili Gret Mishɔn,
  Wi go tinap ɛn win bak!
  Natasha bin wɔn se:
  - Na wan ɔda destroyer ya! Na tɛm fɔ tek aim!
  Di wayl animal we gɛt rɛd ia bin ala se:
  - Na tru se, wi go tek am!
  Ɛn i tɔn di gɔn rawnd. Di Rɔshian distroya bin de fast pas ɔl di ɔda wan dɛn na di Pasifik skwadron. Ɛn i bin kech ɔl di wan dɛn we bin de agens am.
  Di Japan pipul dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ rɔnawe. Di gyal pikin dɛn bin nak am frɔm fa. Dɛn brok di motoka ɛn mek i sink lɛk taya we dɔn flat.
  Ɔgɔstin bin siŋ se:
  - Di blɔk dɛn de flash pas, ɛn i de mek pɔsin fred fɔ jomp!
  Natasha bin tɔk wit agresiv wan se:
  - Wetin na wi wɔl nɔ de mek pɔsin fred!
  Ɔgɔstin bin wink pan di bɔy dɛn we de na di kabin:
  - Masaj wi bɔy pikin dɛn!
  Di man dɛn bin gɛt fɔ wok. Di titi dɛn bin de masaj di gyal pikin dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin gladi fɔ am. Dɛn lɛk am dis we.
  Zoya bin sho in tit ɛn tɔk se:
  - Ɛn wɔ na fayn tin, bɔt sɔntin stil de mis...
  Natasha bin sho in tit ɛn tɛl am se:
  - TV!
  Ɔgɔstin bin kol se:
  - Na dat TV bi!
  Svetlana bin de ala se:
  - Ɛn wi go mek wi yon! Dat na fɔ tru!
  Di 4 sojaman dɛn bin rili mekɔp dɛn maynd. So dɛn kech ɔda destroyer ɛn disayd fɔ nak am. Dɛn brok di paip ɛn mek i drawn.
  Natasha tek am ɛn siŋ wit tit we nɔ gɛt natin:
  - Wi go erase ɔltin!
  Ɔgɔstin bin tɔk bak se:
  - Tut paoda!
  Di titi bin de kray wit satisfay we tu bɔbɔ dɛn bigin fɔ masaj in leg dɛn. Dɛn bin de miks di rɛd harpi in had sɔl. Dɔn wi kin tikl wi ni dɛn ɛn strok wi anklɛ dɛn.
  Ɔgɔstin bin rili fil fayn, i bin tan lɛk se i dɔn on.
  Zoya ansa wit smayl se:
  - Wi go ple chɛs, ɛn di bɔy pikin dɛn go kis wi.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn pul dɛn bras ɛn alaw di kabin bɔy dɛn fɔ kɔba dɛn strawberry brɔst wit kis. So ɔltin bin fayn. Ɛn we bɔy pikin dɛn lip de lik yu nipples, i kin fayn. I tan lɛk se yu de it swit watamɛlɔn.
  Natasha bin tɔk, we i de sho in tit se:
  "Wi na wɔriɔ dɛn we gɛt da kayn lɛvul so dat wi kin swip ivin taytan." Na so i bi.
  Zoya bin gri se:
  - Di we aw i de!
  Ɔgɔstin bin tɔk se:
  - We yɔŋ man dɛn kis yu, i kin rili fayn! Oh, aw di bɔdi dɛn de siŋ!
  Svetlana bin kɔnfyus se:
  - I tan lɛk se dɛn dɔn smɛl am wit ɔni!
  Natasha bin de bark wit sɛns:
  - Ivin ɔni bita if yu drawn insay!
  Ɛn sho am lɔng, pink tɔŋ!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn we de ya so voluptuous. Ɔl tu fayn ɛn sɛxy. Ɔl wetin dɛn want na fɔ mek lɔv wit bɔy pikin dɛn. Jɔs lɛk aw i kin du na hentai.
  Natasha bin aks wit gladi at se:
  - Yu tink se wi pipul go resist di Nazi?
  Zoya bin tɔk wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - Ivɛn nɔto ɔltin we gɛt pawa!
  Ɔgɔstin bin tɔk tranga wan se:
  - I dipen pan wetin na bad tin!
  Svetlana bin vɛks ɛn tɔk se:
  - Gud ɛn bad na rilitiv kɔnsɛpt!
  Natasha nɔd ɛn gigl:
  - Yes, rili fambul!
  Zoya bin notis fayn fayn wan se:
  - Aw many Japanese wi don kil olredi? Bɔt dɛn rili kam fɔ win ɔda kɔntri dɛn!
  Ɔgɔstin bin ala fɔ ansa se:
  - Ɔltin we de rawnd na Rɔshian, ɔltin we de rawnd na mi yon!
  Svetlana bin ala se:
  - Glori to Gret Rɔshia!
  Natasha bin de gigl ɛn tɔk se:
  - Di wan ol wɔl go bi wi yon! Na bikɔs wi want am da we de!
  Ɛn di titi flash in tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal.
  Zoya cooed, baring in fangs:
  - Ɔl mɔtalman go bi wan de wan de! Di ples we nɔ gɛt bɔda go sɔbmit to wi!
  Ɔgɔstin kɔt, trowe di dagɔ wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn tɔk wit aplomb se:
  - Wi go de na Mas!
  Fɔ ansa dis, Svetlana bin tɔk wit agresiv wan se:
  - Mek wi tek ova di ol wold!
  Natasha bin ansa wit smayl se:
  - Dɛn se if di Romanov dinasti nɔ bin fɔdɔm, Rɔshia fɔ dɔn bi wɔl ɛmpaya!
  Zoya bin twit se:
  - Wi de krɔs di lod fɔ di bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn, .
  Di yok fɔ di infidel de prɛs pan wi...
  Bɔt wi vein dɛn de bɔl, .
  Fet we di Slav dɛn gɛt!
  Ɔgɔstin bin hiss bak se:
  Ɛn frɔm di shores na Chud,
  to di ays Kolyma...
  Ɔl dis na wi Wɔl,
  Ɔl dis na wi!
  Svetlana notis, we i de sho in tit:
  - Rus' nɔ go bɛn ɔnda di Nazi dɛn! Pan ɔl we di wɔ dɔn de fɔ fayvtin ia!
  
  Natasha ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn bin sink tu ɔda distroya dɛn ɛn wan distroya.
  Afta dat, dɛn bin kam bak wit gladi at ɛn wit tin dɛn we dɛn dɔn tif. Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de chip ɛn gladi.
  Natasha bin twit se:
  - Ivin if fate na vilin, di spoils nɔto wan peni!
  Zoya bin gri wit dis:
  - Wi bin gɛt wan big fɛt!
  Ɔgɔstin bin kol se:
  - Lɛk wan jenɛral!
  Svetlana ad, i de grin se:
  - Na Marshallese langwej!
  Pan ɔl we di gyal pikin dɛn de ɛnjɔy dɛnsɛf, ɔda pipul dɛn nɔ kin fil fayn so. Di yɔŋ man we dɛn bin kech na in di Japan pipul dɛn bin bɔn am.
  Fɔs, dɛn kɔt ɔl di bɔbɔ in klos ɛn slap am wit wip. Tu big big Japan pipul dɛn bin de hit na ɔl tu di say dɛn. Di bɔbɔ bin ala fɔs, dɔn i bin de kɔt in tit ɛn tray fɔ bia am ɛn i nɔ bin de ala ɔ kray. Di titi in bɔdi we gɛt waya ɛn tan bin de shek shek bikɔs di wip dɛn bin de bit am. Brawn skin bin bɔs ɛn blɔd bin kɔmɔt. I nɔ tu te, di bɔbɔ twich ɛn sɛt mɔt. Di wan dɛn we bin de kil di pipul dɛn bin tɔn wan bɔkit we gɛt kol wata pan am.
  Dɔn dɛn briŋ wan strip we gɛt wam ayɛn na in chɛst we nɔ gɛt natin. Dɛn bin de pres ɔt mɛtal pan di bɔbɔ in mɔsul chɛst. Yɔŋ bin de ala ɛn i nɔ bin no natin bikɔs i bin de fil pen.
  Dɛn bin put ays wata pan am bak. Di bɔbɔ nɔ bin gɛt kɔnshɛns bak wantɛm wantɛm. We a wek, tu ayɛn strip dɛn we gɛt rɛd ɔt bin dɔn rɛdi, ɛn dɛn bin dɔn put dɛn na di kabin bɔbɔ in bare soles. Agen wan inhuman skream, ɛn blak ɔt.
  Dɔn dɛn sprinkl sɔl pan di wund ɛn bɔn we di bɔbɔ we dɛn kapchɔ gɛt, ɛn dɛn lɛf di kabin bɔbɔ fɔ hang tay am na di mast.
  We dɛn bin de mek dɛn sɔfa, i bin tan lɛk se di wan dɛn we bin de kil dɛn nɔ bin aks ɛni kwɛstyɔn. Dɛn jɔs pul dɛn vɛks pan di prizina fɔ di ebi ebi lɔs we di bot dɛn lɔs ɛn di win we dɛn win na land.
  Di bɔbɔ bin sɔfa bad bad wan... Fɔ mek i nɔ day wantɛm wantɛm, dɛn duus am wit wata ɛn pul am na di mast, ɛn alaw am fɔ rɛst fɔ tu-tri dez.
  Ɛn afta dat, dɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ mek dɛn sɔfa. Dɛn bin bɔn di bɔbɔ bak wit ɔt ayɛn ɛn bit am. Dɔn dɛn hang am na di rɛk, ɛn twis in jɔyn dɛn. Dɛn es mi ɔp ɛn trowe mi dɔŋ shap shap - twist mi an dɛn.
  Afta dɛn dɔn mek di bɔbɔ sɔfa, dɛn bin rili chuk di bɔbɔ, bɔn am, ɛn strɛp am ɔlsay. Pantap dat, in bɔdi bin kɔba wit bad bad ɔlsa dɛn we sɔl dɔn rɔtin.
  Dɛn bin alaw di bɔbɔ fɔ rɛst bak, was am, ɛn was am wit rɔm, ɛn dis bin de mek i fil pen bad bad wan. Dɛn mek di ɔlsa ɛn di kɔt, ɛn bak di bɔn, wɛl, ɛn bak dɛn put dɛn na di rɛk.
  Di tin we ful pas ɔl na dat di kabin bɔbɔ nɔ bin no bɛtɛ, ɛn i nɔ go izi fɔ mek di bɔbɔ ebul fɔ no bɔku tin. Bɔt di wan dɛn we dɛn kil bin mek dɛn sɔfa fɔ lɔng tɛm ɛn dɛn bin de mek dɛn sɔfa wit sɛns. Fɔ ɛgzampul, dɛn fɛn nyu flawa - dɛn bigin fɔ drɔ tit we gɛt wɛlbɔdi. Wɛl, wetin yu go tek frɔm di monsta dɛn? Dɛn gɛt kɔnshɛns lɛk buldoza. Ɔ sɔntɛm i nɔ go bɔku.
  Pantap dat, dɛn bin rep di bɔbɔ bak wit ɔt stik. Dis na di sadist dɛn.
  Pan ɔl we Natasha nɔ bin no bɔt dat, i tan lɛk se i bin gɛs. Ɛn so i tek am ɛn, we i de sho in tit, i trowe wan dagɔ pan di pikchɔ dɛn we di Mikado gɛt. Dɔn i bin twit se:
  - Wi go fɛt te di ɛnd! Mek wi mek wi at bit in wan!
  Ɛn bak i pul spak dɛn na in yay! Dis na na natin gyal!
  Zoya tek am ɛn ala se:
  - Mi na barefut drim! Biuti de tɔn man to slev!
  En di gyal flash in bare heels...
  Di bɔbɔ dɛn bin de masaj Ɔgɔstin. Di titi bin gladi ɛn i bin fayn. Dɛn bin fil se dis rɛd ia na rili mɛsenja we kɔmɔt na ɛvin ɛn i kin ivin te Jɛngi Khan.
  Di titi bin go bifo bad bad wan ɛn i bin gɛt layf bak. Bɔku tɛm, na pɔsin we fayn pas ɔlman.
  Ɛn if i swɛt, i nɔ go tan lɛk se i tu bad to ɛnibɔdi.
  Svetlana bin sho in tit ɛn tɔk se:
  - Wi go fɛt fɔ oli Rus'! Ɛn ivin we wi de day wi go win!
  Natasha bin tɔk wit sɛns ɛn wit sɛns se:
  - I bɛtɛ fɔ lɛ yu nɔ day!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin sɔrɛnda dɛnsɛf na di bɔbɔ dɛn we bin de masaj dɛn. Natin nɔ bin de fɔ du ɛni we. Nɔ TV, nɔ kɔmpyuta, nɔ Intanɛt.
  So mek dɛn strok ɛn masaj yu. Mek di bɔbɔ dɛn fil am frɔm ed to fut wit dɛn an, dɔn dɛn waka wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Yu kin tikl ɛn fil di titi dɛnsɛf. I rili swit.
  Natasha bin aks Svetlana se:
  - Yu lɛk am we bɔy pikin dɛn de kɔt kɔt yu?
  Di titi ansa se:
  - Na rili bɔku!
  Natasha bin tɔk se:
  - Mek wi torture di bois dem likl den...
  Ɔgɔstin bin gri wit zil se:
  - Jɔs lɛk! Wi go tek dem in wit wip! Wi go gi yu wan gud thrashing!
  Svetlana stik in tong ɛn swɛt:
  - Gud aidia! Stik pan di il fɔ di kabin bɔy dɛn!
  Zoya nɔ bin gri wit dis:
  - Di bɔy dɛn go wund!
  Natasha bin laf ɛn stɔp in tong:
  - Ivin if i de at, i kul!
  Ɔgɔstin lik in lip ɛn tɔk se:
  - Di bɔy dɛn leg fayn... Dɛn nɔ gɛt tɛm fɔ pwɛl yet.
  Ɛn di titi laf ɛn sho in tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal.
  Svetlena bin gi advays wit wan tit we nɔ gɛt natin:
  - Girls difrɛn, grɛn, wayt, rɛd! Bɔt ɔlman ikwal want fɔ spin rawnd pan stik!
  Di wɔri pipul dɛn fil fani ɛn bigin fɔ pinch di bɔbɔ dɛn. Dɛn krɔs di yɔŋ man ɛn gigl to dɛnsɛf. Kiut bɔy dɛn ya. I rili fayn fɔ stɔp dɛn, fɔ mek dɛn sɔfa.
  Dɔn di gyal pikin dɛn rili bigin fɔ put di bɔbɔ dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin insay di stok dɛn ɛn nak dɛn bambu stik dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin rawnd il dɛn.
  Natasha bin sho in tit ɛn tɔk se:
  - Ɔltin go fayn, a no am!
  Di bɔbɔ dɛn bin tray fɔ stɔp dɛn kray. Di gyal pikin dɛn bin bit dɛn bad bad wan, bɔt nɔto inof fɔ wund dɛn. Dis na Fallaka. Di stik dɛn bin de ledɔm fayn fayn wan na di fut, ɛn dis bin de mek di at at skin de hum bikɔs ɔf tɛnsiɔn. Dɔn ivin blista dɛn bin de kɔmɔt frɔm di bit dɛn.
  Zoya bin de gigl ɛn grin, ɛn se:
  - A lɛk wayt! Di bɔbɔ we mi bin bit bad bad wan go gɛt bɔku swit!
  Ɔgɔstin bin de bak pan di bɔbɔ dɛn il, ɛn i bin de grin:
  - Afta a dɔn peint mi lip dɛn wit animal pent, a go na do na di bodwɔk! Ɛn di sta dɛn de shayn fayn fayn wan fɔ mi, ɛn ɛlfaya fayn!
  Svetlana bin de gigl ɛn grɔmbul:
  - Mek wi bit ol dis samurai! Ɔnda di prɛshɔn we stɛl ɛn faya de gi!
  Natasha sɛf bin pul in tit ɛn buz:
  - Bɔt intɛlijɛns ripɔt kɔrɛkt wan! Dat di ɛnimi dɛn na rili legiɔn!
  Zoya bin grɔmbul:
  - Wi go kil ɔl wi ɛnimi dɛn na di tɔylɛt! Na bikɔs Stalin rili strɔng!
  Ɔgɔstin bin notis wit alarm se:
  - So Stalin day!
  Svetlana bin ala fɔ ansa se:
  - Nɔ! Kɔmrɛd Stalin nɔ de day!
  Natasha bin de gigl ɛn ansa se:
  - Wetin... I dɔn ɔlrɛdi rich fifti fayv ia! Wi kin win ɛn lɔs fɔ rial!
  Zoya bin tɔk wit agresiv wan se:
  - If wi nɔ de, di USSR kin rili lɔs!
  Ɔgɔstin bin de chirp wit aplomb:
  - Ɔltin go bɛtɛ we wi kam bak! Ɛn in jɔnal, wi kin gɛt da kayn wɔndaful trɛnk de!
  Natasha bin gri wit dis, i bin de spak wit in safaya yay:
  - I ivin de mek pɔsin fred!
  Zoya bin swɛt:
  - Wi go fɛt fɔ Lenin ɛn Stalin te wi win!
  Natasha ɛn in tim bin waka na di shore.
  Zoya bin tɔk wit wan masta sabi pɔsin in ays se:
  - Jaman pyramidal tank, dis na big pawa!
  Ɔgɔstin bin gri wit dis wantɛm wantɛm:
  - Yes, na pafɛkt mashin!
  Svetlana bin tɔk se:
  - Mek wi du somtin tu!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin go fɔ rɔn. Bare il dɛn bin de flash. I dɔn ɔlrɛdi bigin fɔ Epril, ɛn na Pɔt Ata, we de na wan fayn sawt latitud, i dɔn ɔlrɛdi wam.
  Bɔku bɔbɔ dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi de rɔn rawnd barefut.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn rili fayn. Ɛn slim, ɛn mɔsul, ɛn wit gud mɔsul difinishɔn. Ɔltin bɔt dɛn na wɔndaful tin. Ɛn di fes dɛn fresh, klin, ɛn di ia, ɛn di leg dɛn. Dɛn luk rili fresh, pan ɔl we di uman dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi ol bad bad wan.
  Wi bin fɛt wit di Jamani dɛn fɔ pas fɔtin ia. Ɛn dɛn dɔn de fɛt wit Jepan fɔ siks mɔnt ɔlrɛdi. Yɛs, i impɔtant.
  Natasha rɔn ɛn notis se:
  - We wi kɔmɔt na wi yunivas, di wɔ wit di Nazi dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de fɔ fayvtin ia. Jɛnɛral wan, dis kin rili bad. Bɔt...
  Zoya bin mɛmba se:
  - Di British ɛn di Frɛnch dɛn fɛt dɛnsɛf fɔ wan ɔndrɛd ɛn fayvtin ia. So dis nɔto rɛkɔd yet!
  Natasha ansa wit wan swɛt se:
  - I kin bi se rɛkɛd de fɔ di nɔmba fɔ di pipul dɛn we dɛn kil! Jɛnɛral wan, sɔntɛm we di wɔ go dɔn, nɔbɔdi nɔ go lɛf.
  Ɔgɔstin bin de gigl ɛn ansa se:
  - Ɛn a nɔ de disdain gyal pikin dɛnsɛf!
  Svetlana bin sho in tit ɛn swɛt:
  - I go bi absoliutli big! Bɔku gyal pikin dɛn de, legiɔn dɛn!
  Natasha tek am ɛn kray se:
  - Guys, guys, guys - na yu pawa de! Sev di wɔl frɔm faya!
  Zoya bin sɔpɔt:
  - Wi de fɔ pis, fɔ padi biznɛs! Fɔ di smayl dɛn we di wɔl de smayl, fɔ di wam wam mitin dɛn!
  Ɔgɔstin bin wink ɛn ala se:
  - Wi go krɔs ɔlman! I go bi wi win!
  Svetlana bin ala se:
  - Insay wan oli wɔ!
  Di dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia bin de luk di bɔbɔ dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we gɛt dɔti, ɛn imajin aw i de frɛy dɛn wit faya. I go luk rili te. Fray di bɔy dɛn leg, dɔn tray sɔm fresh mit.
  Pik dɛn ɔf. I go mɔs bi se i go fayn fɔ si.
  Ɔgɔstin bin gi advays wit wan laf se:
  - Mek wi, jentlmen, it likl. Mek wi tek wan luk na di tavern!
  Natasha bin gri wit dis:
  - Mek wi it pork!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn muf go na di tavern. Wi bin pik wan we nɔ fayn ɔ we nɔ fayn. Mek wi go de.
  Ɔgɔstin bin grɔmbul se:
  - Wan dekanta fɔ vodka, ɛn wayl bɔd wit sayd dish!
  Di pɔsin we de wok na di ba bin de grɔmbul se:
  - Tu rubles fifti kopecks...
  Natasha trowe wan gold ɛn tɔk se:
  - Kip di chenj!
  Zoya bin wink am:
  - Ɛn bak sɔm fat krushian kap fɔ wi, ɛn tu-tri patrij!
  Bɔku bɔbɔ dɛn we nɔ wɛr fut we bin de sav bin rɔn fɔ du di ɔda.
  Fo gyal pikin dɛn we gɛt mɔsul ɛn we lɔng bin sidɔm na di tebul. Ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ it di it, ɛn was am dɔŋ wit vodka. Di gyal pikin dɛn put dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin na di tebul ɛn it wit gladi at. Pantap dat, yu kin yuz di finga dɛn na di smɔl smɔl an ɛn an dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de it wit gladi at. En dem smack dem sef...
  Sɔm Chaynish pipul dɛn we dɔn chak bin kray kam nia dɛn ɛn ala se:
  - Whores, a want yu!
  Di titi we nem Natasha tinap ɛn swɛt se:
  - Wetin yu de du? Wetin wi go se bɔt fɔ pe?
  Bɔku Chaynish pipul dɛn bin muf go nia di gyal pikin dɛn. Dɛn go gɛt nɛf. Di sojaman dɛn nɔ bin dɔn gɛt tɛm yet fɔ drɔnk ɛn wantɛm wantɛm dɛn kam fɔ no se dis na trap.
  Natasha bin push di plet wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. I nak di Chaynish man rayt na in fɔɛd ɛn nak am kɔmɔt, lɛk se i de brok layt bɔl wit slej hama. Di yɔlɔ fɛtman bin fɔdɔm.
  Ɔgɔstin bin sɛn in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, we na wan tebul nɛf. I go stret insay di Chaynish man in rayt yay ɛn kɔmɔt tru di bak pat na in ed.
  Zoya muv in bare, rawnd il agens di yɔlɔ fɛtman in nos ɛn brok di bon. Blɔd bin tɔn kɔmɔt.
  Svetlana lans di glas we i bin dɔn drink, bɔt i nak am jɔs. Rayt na di bak pat na di ed. Bɔt i bit am te i day. So fuk am op!
  Natasha jomp op ɛn du wan spin. I bin nak am na in nɛk wit wan rawnd il. Ɛn i nak am kɔmɔt na do te i day.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn fɔdɔm pan di Chaynish pipul dɛn lɛk big big briz we de blo ɛn bigin fɔ mek dɛn sɔfa ɛn pwɛl dɛn.
  Di titi bin fɛt wit ɔlman wit wamat. Ɛn dɛn bin de yuz sab. Bɔt, na wan duzin Chaynish pipul dɛn nɔmɔ bin de, ɛn dɛn bin kɔt dɛn. Afta di win, di gyal pikin dɛn muf go na di tebul. Ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ drink di vodka ɛn it di mit.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin du wan big wok. Ɔ i nɔ fayn, bɔt i kol. Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn bin rili aktif.
  Dɛn kin it dɛn mit ɛn dɔn dɛn vodka. Dɛn bin de siŋ, dans, ɛn ala bɔku bɔku wan. I tan lɛk se di bɛlɛ nɔto rɔba. Bɔt dɛn bin de it tranga wan.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de ɛnjɔy dɛnsɛf. Ɛn dɛn it te dɛn it. Ɛn na ya i tan lɛk se di fayn fayn tin dɛn de rayd ɔs. Ɛn rili wayt.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de ple kad fɔ smɔl tɛm. Dɔn dɛn tek am ɛn bigin fɔ siŋ...
  Mi kɔntri prawd ɛn swit, .
  Mi homland - yu don go kray!
  Mi kɔntri na smɔl mɔni, .
  Mi homland - wi no smat inof!
  Dɔn di gyal pikin dɛn jomp ɛn spun rawnd. Dɛn bin de du sɔmsalt dɛn. Dɛn kayn fayn fayn gyal pikin dɛn de. Ɛn dɛn pul dɛn bras ɛn shek dɛn tit we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Na dɛn pipul ya na di wɔman dɛn. Dɛn go bit yu ɛn si yu apat!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn we bin dɔn it ɛn drink, bin si dɛnsɛf na di sɛntrɔm pat na Pɔt Ata. Dɛn bin de waka rawnd, jomp, ɛn rɔsh, de spin lɛk wil.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin splash dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin tru di pɔt dɛn. Dɛn jomp ɔp. Dɛn bin de twist ɛn tɔn.
  Natasha bin twit se:
  - Di fiuja wɔl go bi wi yon!
  Zoya bin twit se:
  - Shɔ...
  Zoya waka fɔ lɔng tɛm, i bin angri bad bad wan, ɛn di titi pik gras blad ɛn put am na in mɔt. I bin de chew swit dɛn. Dɔn i pik di klova as i de go. Di gyal bin tink se advantej de fɔ angri - i go slim. Ɛn so insay Jun i bin gɛt notis wet na di kɔlektif fam it dɛn.
  Aweva, ɔnda Stalin yu nɔ go vɛks tumɔs. Prays fɔ prɔdak dɛn we de na kad nɔ kin bɔku, ɛn pas dat, dɛn kin rili ay. So di kɔntri dɔn af-af angri. Bɔt di Komsomol mɛmba dɛn so slɛnd ɛn atletik.
  Zoya bin de du jimnastik ɛn i bin lɛk fɔ it. Na gyal we gɛt trɛnk ɛn we gɛt bɔdi.
  Naw a rili want mit. A wish se a bin gɛt kɔtlɛt ɛn bɔd...
  Di titi bin de grɔmbul se:
  - Insay aerobatics, wi go smash ɔlman insay di ɛnimi!
  Bɔt, di rod fɔ go na di siti lɔng. I bin pɔsibul fɔ drayv go ɔp insay sɔm motoka wit Jamani pipul dɛn.
  Bɔt Zoya tu fayn, i gɛt golden ia. Ɛn di Jamani dɛn, we na di sojaman dɛn we angri na di Wehrmacht, kin rep am. Ɛn dɛn se dis kin mek vajin dɛn fil pen. Na da tɛm de nɔmɔ i kin mek pɔsin gladi pasmak.
  Na tru se i nɔ bin rili kɔmɔn fɔ mek Kɔmsomol mɛmba dɛn gɛt dɛn kayn tɔk dɛn de bifo di wɔ. Pan ɔl we pipul dɛn we nɔ biliv se Gɔd de ɛn pipul dɛn we nɔ biliv se Gɔd de, de rul. Dis min se di we aw pɔsin de biev nɔto Kristian nɔmɔ.
  Zoya bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi kis ɛn ɔg bɔy pikin dɛn, ɛn i bin lɛk am. Bɔt i bɛtɛ fɔ mek yu kɔntinyu fɔ bi vajin te yu mared.
  Di titi bin de waka along di gras. Bɔku tɛm, a bin de step pan pain kɔn, humɔk, ɛn tik dɛn wit mi fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn a bin de fil pen. In po leg dɛn. I pɔsibul se dis bin bi bak fɔ Gɛda we i bin de fala di bɔbɔ Kai so barefut. I bin knock ɔl in ɔnda pat dɛn bak. Po gyal wit brayt at ɛn bɔku kɔrej.
  Let ɔtom, waka barefut pan frɔzɛn, rɔk grɔn, stil na jɔs pikin. I go dɔn mek i fil pen, aw di po smɔl titi we nem Gɛda in leg dɛn bin de friz ɛn shek. Aw i bin taya di tɛm we dɛn bin de mach fɔ lɔng tɛm.
  Pan ɔl we Zoya na atletik gyal, afta we i dɔn waka fɔ sɔm awa, in leg dɛn bigin fɔ pen wit pen. Ɛspɛshali di kaw pikin dɛn ɛn di fut dɛn we dɔn brok. Bifo dat, di angri bin stɔp bikɔs i bin taya.
  Zoya notis se i de waka sloslo na di gras ɛn i go na di rod bak. Bɔt di asfalt nɔ ivin wit ston dɛn, ɛn i rili kɔstik. Zoya nɔ bin ol fɔ lɔng ɛn tɔn bak pan di gras usay i bin soft.
  I bin dɔn dak, bɔt di titi, wit in las tray fɔ du wetin i want, kɔntinyu fɔ waka, ɛn tray fɔ rich na di say bifo tɛm. Pan ɔl we dɛn bin stil de waka waka. Ɛn na di ɛnd, a slip rayt na di branch dɛn.
  I bin drim se di dɛbul dɛn jɔs de dɔn fɔ luk fɔ dɛn. Dɛn bin fil dɛn prayvet pat ɛn dɛn bɔdi ɛn afta dat dɛn bin ripɔt se:
  - Yu dɔn klin! Yu kin go insay di sivilizayt ɛl!
  Zoya bin sɔprayz:
  - Wetin nɔ sivilizayt?
  Di uman-dɛbul bin ɛksplen se:
  - Gɔd na lɔv! Bɔt i nɔ go ebul fɔ mek di wan dɛn we nɔ bɔn bak go na ɛvin, dat na di lɔ. Ɛn di lɔ de sote go ɛn i nɔ de chenj. Bɔt, di gud at we di Ɔlmayti gɛt nɔ de alaw pipul dɛn fɔ mek dɛn sɔfa sote go na Ɛl. - Wan fayn gyal we gɛt ɔn ɛn but tap wan safaya we de ledɔm na di gras. "Na dat mek dɛn dɔn mek mɔtalman kɔndishɔn fɔ sina dɛn na ɛlfaya." Wan sɛpret sɛl wit TV ɛn batrum wit shawa go de wet fɔ yu, gud it ɛn izi wok, wit stɔdi. I go pɔsibul fɔ gɛt kɔmpyuta we gɛt Intanɛt leta. Ɔl di tin dɛn we de na prizin we gɛt gud klaymat.
  Zoya aks wit smayl se:
  - Bɔy pikin dɛn go de?
  Di dɛbul nɔd se:
  - Ɔl man we de na ɛlfaya gɛt wɛlbɔdi, fayn, yɔŋ. Dɛn dɔn sɔfa inof frɔm ol ej insay dɛn layf sote dɛn dɔn sɔfa ivin afta dɛn dɔn day.
  Dis na nyu layf fɔ yu na di sivilizayt ɔndawɔl. Bikɔs yu na gud gyal, di rijim fɔ yu nɔ go strikt. Yu go ivin go waka fɔ go na paradays. Rich choice of food, sex wit man bay yu kɔnsɛntmɛnt. Jɛnɛral wan, ɔl di wan dɛn we de sin we dɛn put na jel gɛt rayt fɔ gɛt sɛpret sɛl we gɛt shawa ɛn TV. Na di wan dɛn nɔmɔ we bin de biev bad na di Wɔl gɛt wan strikt rijim. Bɔt ivin we i kam pan dɛn, rayt dɛn de fɔ prizina-sinman dɛn. Fɔs, ɔl di wan dɛn we de sin gɛt rayt fɔ gɛt bɔdi we yɔŋ ɛn we gɛt wɛlbɔdi sote go. Sɛkɔn, dɛn gi ɔl di wan dɛn we de sin wan sɛpret sɛl, we gɛt TV ɛn batrum. Tɔd, ɔl di wan dɛn we de sin gɛt chans fɔ transfa dɛn to prɛferɛns kɔndishɔn dɛn na ɛl fɔ mek dɛn biev fayn ɛn kɔrɛkt dɛn.
  Zoya bin shem fɔ aks se:
  - Aw fɔ go na ɛvin afta yu dɔn kɔrɛkt yusɛf?
  Di dɛbul shek in ed:
  - Nɔ! Dɛn nɔ de go frɔm ɛl to ɛvin, lɛk aw Jizɔs bin se, bɔt... Pan di prɛferɛns tɛm fɔ ɛl na fɔ liv insay wan spɛs ɛmpaya, wan supasivilizayshɔn. Ɛn layf we de de bɛtɛ pas aw yu bin gɛt na di Wɔl. Sɔntɛm i ivin bɛtɛ de pas na ɛvin - mɔ sinful gladi at de. Iv de, bɔt i de ɔnda di kɔntrol fɔ di sivilizayshɔn fɔ di sina dɛnsɛf ɛn di rayt dɛbul dɛn.
  In jɛnɛral, sɔm lɛvul dɛn de fɔ ditɛnshɔn rijim na ɛl: I rili ɛp fɔ big kriminal dɛn, dɛn dɔn ɛp am, dɛn dɔn taf am, dɛn strikt, dɛn jenɛral, i layt, ɛn dɛn kin lɛk fɔ du am. Di las rijim dɔn ɔlrɛdi de na do na di prizin dɛn insay wan supa-sivilizayshɔn, usay yu gɛt kɔmplit fridɔm ɛn wan ol yunivas fɔ liv insay.
  Frɔm ɛni mɔd, yu kin chenj to prɛferɛns mɔd as yu de kɔrɛkt am. Bɔt if yu nɔ bin dɔn ɛkspiriɛns we dɛn bɔn yu bak, dɛn nɔ go alaw yu fɔ go na ɛvin. Bɔt biliv mi, di we aw dɛn kin trit pipul dɛn na ɛlfaya, intrestin ɛn fri pas na ɛvin. Fɔ ɛgzampul, sin nɔ de fɔ ɛnjɔy yusɛf ɛn mami ɛn dadi biznɛs nɔ de. Ɛn na ya, ivin insay wan Extremely Strict rijim, kriminal dɛn kin gɛt deti wit mami ɛn dadi biznɛs. Pan ɔl we bɔku tɛm dɛn kin de fa frɔm ɔda pipul dɛn, di rayt we sina prizina dɛn gɛt na oli tin. Ɛn no dimand fɔ jɔstis nɔ go ebul fɔ mek dɛn mek dɛn sɔfa. Leba nɔ fɔ mek prizina dɛn sɔfa. Di day pɔnishmɛnt ɛn fɔ dɔnawe wit am nɔ fayn! Di sol nɔ de day!
  Gɔd na Lɔv ɛn i de pɔnish wit lɔv ɛn i de fil bad we i vɛks!
  Di dɛbul se wit pathos ɛn nɔd ɛn ansa se:
  - Yu stil tu yɔŋ ɛn yu nɔ gɛt tɛm fɔ sin. Fɔs, dɛn go transfa yu to di jenɛral rijim, bɔt a tink se i nɔ go te igen yu go de pan layt rijim fɔ gud, ɛn rili smɔl sina dɛn. Na de yu kin ɔlrɛdi wɛr fashɔn klos dɛn.
  In di meantime... wach.
  Dɛn muf go na di wayt kɔridɔ ɛn ɛnd ɔp na prizin. Ɔltin we bin de ya bin wayt ɛn shayn, dɛn bin was am fayn fayn wan. Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de waka fayn fayn wan, dɛn bin wɛr strɛch dres ɛn dɛn nɔ bin wɛr fut. Witout hancuff, bot in fomeshon, di debul dem bin de spin nia. Di gyal pikin dɛn grit di nyu gyal pikin ɛn Zoya bin shem se i go vɛks. Yɛs, insɛf de nekɛd.
  Bɔt i nɔ bad. Di gyal pikin dɛn bin luk rili fayn. Bɔku pipul dɛn bin want fɔ go na di prɛferɛns lɛvɛl na ɛl. Ɛn i nɔ so bad na ya. Di sɛl dɛn klin, fresh briz, sɔm we go de sote go na ɛl, dɛn fayn. Na di bar dɛn nɔmɔ de kɔnfyus.
  Wan tɛm, Zoya bin ebul fɔ go na Stalin in jel, pan ɔl we na fɔ sɔm dez nɔmɔ. Na bin di bad bad ia insay 1937, ɛn dɛn bin kech ɔlman. Ɛn dɛn bin arɛst di titi we bin stil na pikin wit in mama ɛn papa. Ɛn te dɛn kech am, dɛn lɔk am na jel.
  Oh, i nɔ bin fayn de... Di swɛt bin rili bad, i bin kramp, yu fɔ rili sidɔm na di kɔnkrit flo, yu nɔ bin ebul fɔ blo, yu bin de kɔf ɛn swɛt. Pikin ɛn big pipul dɛn bin sidɔm togɛda. Dɛn bin de gi wi tin fɔ it wan tɛm insay di de wit wan krɔkrɔs we gɛt bred we dɔn ol ɛn we gɛt mold ɛn wata, we insɛf bin de smɛl bad. Ɛn di luk we dɛn bin de luk fɔ bifo dat bin mek dɛn shem. Dɛn bin tek tɛm grop am, na di gad we gɛt glɔv nɔmɔ bin mek i nɔ bi vajin. Bɔt i stil de mek pɔsin shem, i de mek pɔsin fil pen, i de mek pɔsin shem ɛn i de mek pɔsin fred. Dɛn bin tek finga prɛnt.
  Ɛn afta dat, i bin spɛn wan ol wik na wan sɛl wit wan ɔndrɛd prizina dɛn, ɛn i nɔ bin ivin ebul fɔ strɛch in leg ɔ stret in bak. I gud se dɛn nɔ chaj am ɛn dɛn fri di mama ɔ papa. Sɔntɛm, di plan dɔn ɔlrɛdi fulfil pan di nɔmba fɔ di pipul dɛn we dɛn de ripres.
  Dɛn kɛr Zoya go na di shawa. Ɛn i tɔn di wam wata ɛn bigin was di dɔst we de na in bɔdi. Sop ɛn shampoo we gɛt sɛnt bin de nia de. Ɔltin bin tan lɛk na wan mɔdel Wɛstinian Yuropian prizin.
  Na ya i tan lɛk se dɛn ɔndastand wetin na di rayt we pɔsin we sin gɛt. Di she-debul, we na difrɛn wan nɔmɔ, apia ɛn gi mi wan saf, shaggy tawɛl. We Zoya bin de dray insɛf, di dɛbul opin in mɔt ɛn luk insay, luk insay in yes ɛn smayl big wan, se:
  - Sɔri! Jɔs nɔ it sop! Wi gɛt gud it ya. Frut dɛn de we yu nɔ ɛva it na yu layf bifo!
  Zoya ansa, i shem se:
  - Tank yu... Dem go giv mi klos?
  Di dɛbul ansa wit smayl se:
  - Fɔ naw, di standad strip wan, bɔt if yu it fayn, yu kin ɔda yusɛf wan dres na Pierre-Rachel. Afta wan wik dɛn go alaw yu fɔ yuz kɔsmɛtik. Pan ɔl we na ya na ɛl dɛn nɔ de ol, ɛn di skin go ɔltɛm fresh lɛk aw i de.
  Zoya bin de grɔmbul se:
  - Yu na kain kɔmrɛd...
  Di dɛbul wink:
  - If yu biev fayn, yu go go na prɛferɛns ɛl. Bɔku pipul dɛn we de du wetin rayt de jɛlɔs di intrestin ɛn fri layf we sina ɛn sina dɛn de liv de!
  Wan ɔda dɛbul, we insɛf bin fayn, we gɛt pɔlitiks ɛn we bin de smayl, bin kɛr Zoya go dɔŋ di kɔridɔ. Dɛn kɛr di titi go na di miro ɛn gi am tebul na in an. Fɔto insay profayl, fɔnt ɛn bak. Dɛn bin de tek finga prɛnt frɔm di an dɛn, di fut dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn di lip dɛn. Dɛn bin du am fayn ɛn saful wan.
  Rili nɔr bin gɛt mɛdikal ɛgzamin - so ɔlman in bɔdi na ɛl na wɛl bɔdi ɛn yɔŋ, ɛn nɔr bad baktri ɔ vayrɔs nɔ de.
  Dɛn bin gi di titi wan yunifom. Short strip dres, bra ɛn panti. I bin wam ɛn di flo bin smol, so Zoya nɔ bin nid sandal ɛn dɛn nɔ bin gi am ɛni wan. Bɔt wan nɔmba ɛn las nem bin de. Tipik pɔsin we dɛn kɔndɛm. Na tru se dɛn nɔ bin kɔt dɛn ia.
  Afta dat, dɛn bin kɛr wi go bak na prizin kɔridɔ dɛn we gɛt brayt brayt brayt brayt wan dɛn we gɛt ba dɛn. I tɛl am fɔ put in an dɛn biɛn am, bɔt i nɔ put ankɔ.
  Wan tu sina dɛn we bin de na prizin bin de wink pan am we dɛn bin de go. Di dɛbul gad dɛn bin gɛt padi biznɛs ɛn dɛn bin de trit pipul dɛn fayn. Ɔl di gyal pikin dɛn, witout ɛksɛpshɔn, yɔŋ ɛn fayn. Klose to ɔlman na barefut, so i go mɔs bi se i go fayn fɔ waka ya.
  Di flo wam, bɔku layt de de.
  Di dɛbul put in an ɛn kɛr Zoya go insay di sɛl, ɛn i notis se:
  - Yu de kol yu! Sɔm nyu wan dɛn bin bigin fɔ gɛt hysterical. Bɔku tɛm, mɔ uman dɛn kin aks fɔ si dɛn pikin dɛn. Bɔt dis kin apin afta day, we dɛn go na ɛlfaya...
  Zoya bin swɛt ɛn ansa se:
  - Na ɔnfɔni, a nɔ gɛt pikin! A tu yɔŋ fɔ go na ɛlfaya!
  Di dɛbul bin de gigl ɛn tɔk se:
  - Na so i bi? Den in wan wik yu go transfa to di endowed mode of hell. As long as yu de stay ya.
  Ɛn di dɛbul kɛr di sina prizina go insay di sɛl. Wan rum we big, we brayt lɛk ɔspitul rum, big skrin TV, dɔn wan domɔt fɔ go na di bafa, wit silva shawa. Ɛn di batrum insɛf big. Wan big winda we gɛt wan tint lɛtis, we yu kin si di prizin kɔt klia wan. Gɛl dɛn de we de ple ple de, sɔm de tek san ɛn nekɛd ɔl. Bɔku tin dɛn de we dɛn kin yuz fɔ du ɛksɛsayz, tin dɛn de bak we pɔsin kin go fɔ si, chia dɛn fɔ rɔk, nɛt, baskɛtbɔl hoop, ɛn bɔku ɔda tin dɛn.
  Fɔ tɔk smɔl, i bin tan lɛk se yu de na wan rili gud say fɔ mɛn pipul dɛn, ɛn na prizin klos nɔmɔ yu de wɛr. Ɛn ɔl di gyal pikin dɛn fayn wit dɛn fes ɔltɛm, dɛn nɔ tan lɛk kriminal ɔ sina dɛn atɔl.
  Di dɛbul se wit pɔlitiks se:
  - Yu kin ledɔm na di bed. I saf ɛn i kin rilaks. Wi go on di TV fo yu if yu want. Yu kin was ɛnitɛm we yu want. Wi kin bring it rayt naw. In di fɔs wik yu nɔ nid fɔ wok.
  Dɔn yu nɔ go wok pas 4 awa insay di de, wit wok we yu go pik, ɛn tri dez fɔ lɛf fɔ wok insay di wik.
  Neks, stɔdi - tu awa na mandatory, ɛn di ɔda wan na opshɔnal. Yu kin gɛt ay edyukeshɔn na spes. Ɔda ɛnjɔymɛnt, inklud kɔmpyuta rum.
  Zoya aks wit smayl se:
  - Ɛn di drim?
  Di dɛbul bin de gigl ɛn sho in tit:
  - Na ɛl i de klin wan we i want! Yu kin go witout slip ɛn bi fresh. Yu kin slip bak. Ɛn yu go slip witout prɔblɛm. If yu biev fayn, yu kin gɛt gem kɔnsol na yu sɛl. Fɔ it na fri ɛn pɔsin kin pik fɔ it. Ɔltin we de ya na sivilizayshɔn!
  Zoya bin de gigl ɛn tɔk se:
  - Nɔto bad ɛl!
  Di dɛbul ad se:
  - In wan wik yu go get di rait fo date guys. Na ya na di ɔndawɔl dɛn ɔl fayn, bɔt dɛn difrɛn. Yu kin du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs di we aw yu want na wan patikyula rum. Dɛn nɔ kin wɛlkɔm lesbianism, jɔs lɛk aw dɛn kin wɛlkɔm omoseksualiti. Bɔt bikɔs na lɛk di sem nɔmba fɔ di wan dɛn we de sin ɛn di wan dɛn we de sin, dɛn ɔl gɛt in yon patna. Pantap dat, no sik nɔ de we gɛt fɔ du wit mami ɛn dadi biznɛs ɔ ɛni ɔda sik na ɛlfaya!
  Zoya stret in lip bak wit smayl ɛn aks se:
  - Bɔku pipul dɛn de we de sin?
  Di dɛbul laf ɛn ansa se:
  - Bɔku. I pas naynti nayn pasɛnt pan di pipul dɛn. Fɔ rich de yu fɔ ɛkspiriɛns fɔ bɔn bak. I nɔ pɔsibul if dis nɔ de. Dis na di lɔ dɛn. Ɛn na smɔl pipul dɛn nɔmɔ dɛn kin gi di chans fɔ bɔn bak. Pantap dat, na ya di nɔmba fɔ sin dɛn gɛt minin we nɔ rayt. Ivin pikin kin go na ɛlfaya. Fɔ dɛn spɛshal prizin dɛn de fɔ yɔŋ pipul dɛn na ɛlfaya, ivin spɛshal kindagarten dɛn. Dɔn dɛn kin gro ɔp. Ɛn bɔku pan dɛn kin go as big pipul, bɔt yɔŋ sote go, to wan prɛfeshɔnal lɛvɛl na ɛl.
  Zoya bin wispa wit wamat se:
  - Pikin dɛn de na ɛlfaya! I rili bad!
  Di dɛbul bin tɔk se:
  - Dɛn de insay rili gud kɔndishɔn. I bɛtɛ pas fɔ de na bɔding skul dɛn na di wɔl ɛn os dɛn usay dɛn de mɛn pikin dɛn we nɔ gɛt mama ɛn papa. Di kɔmpyuta dɛn we de naw pas ɔl, gem dɛn, ɛnjɔymɛnt, kɔmfyut kɔndishɔn dɛn. Ɛn nɔ fred injɛkshɔn, pils, bita miksɔp lɛk na di Wɔl, ɔlman gɛt wɛlbɔdi ɛn gladi at ɔltɛm. Pikin dɛn nɔ no us pen wi gɛt na ɛl.
  Zoya bin aks wit dawt se:
  - Wetin if dɛn de ɔfɛnd dɛnsɛf?
  Di dɛbul bin de gigl ɛn stɔp in tɔŋ:
  - Wetin wi na dɛbul, dɛbul, dɛbul, she-debul fɔ? Wi de kip ɔda tin dɛn so dat di wan dɛn we de sin nɔ go it dɛnsɛf. If yu ɔfɛnd ɔda pɔsin we sin, dɛn go pɔnish yu. - We i kech Zoe in yay, di dɛbul ɛksplen. - Na tru se, dɛn nɔ go bit, mek sɔfa, hang pan di rɛk lɛk di ol fashin we, bɔt vayrɔyal inflɔɛns de. Apat frɔm dat, dɛbul dɛn we wi nɔ de si kin wach di wan dɛn we kin lɛk fɔ fɛt ɛn nɔ kin alaw dɛn fɔ du bad to ɔda pipul dɛn we de sin. So wi gɛt sef ɛn ɔda tin dɛn na ɛlfaya.
  Dɔn Zoya aks, ɛn i mɛmba se:
  -Wea di toilet de?
  Di dɛbul laf ɛn se:
  - Pres di bכtכn εn di fecal annihilator rεdyushכn go aktibכt. Bɔt wisɛf kin on dis ɔtomɛtik wan. So, bikɔs ɔf di prɔgrɛs, tɔylɛt ɔ bɔkit nɔ de na wi prizin dɛn. Ɛn no wan dɛn nɔ de we dɛn nɔ put. Sɛks na jɔs hetero ɛn bay we dɛn ɔl tu gri!
  Zoya bin wispa wit gladi at:
  - Eh! Prɔpa ɛl!
  Di dɛbul bin tɔk di rayt we se:
  - Yu bin dawt di sɛns ɛn rayt we di Wan we mek di wan ol wɔl gɛt? Di Masta Gɔd rili rigrɛt se in pipul ɛn animal dɛn de sɔfa bad bad wan na di Wɔl. Ɛn na nɔmal tin fɔ mek I sev dɛn frɔm di sɔfa we dɛn de sɔfa na dɛn bɔdi afta dɛn dɔn day. Ivin di las kriminal kin sidɔm na wan sɛpret kɔmfyut sɛl, i kin go skul, ɛn i gɛt yɔŋ bɔdi we gɛt wɛlbɔdi. Ɛn ɔ i kin kɔrɛkt insɛf, ɔ i kin bost smɔl, ɛn i ɔndastand se fɔ bi wikɛd nɔ gɛt ɛni bɛnifit atɔl ivin na ɛlfaya.
  Zoya bin nɔd fɔ sho se i gri se:
  - Yɛs, di Ɔlmayti Gɔd gɛt sɛns! Bɔt, dɛn bin tich wi se Gɔd nɔ de!
  Di dɛbul bin laf se:
  - Aw i nɔ de if na in mek di Yunivas? Ɛn yu ɛn yu sol we nɔ de day bak! Lusifa ɛn Bilzibɔb ɔl tu na di rula fɔ ɛlfaya. Bay di we, i na rili charming gyal, a rikomenda yu mit am.
  Di dɛbul smɔl in yay ɛn ansa se:
  - Gɔd lɛk ivin pipul dɛn we de sin ɛn i de kia fɔ dɛn so dat dɛn nɔ go sɔfa afta dɛn day! Yu dɔn gɛt inof fɔ sɔfa na di Wɔl! Insay ɛlfaya bak, ɔlman fɔ gladi. Ɛn Setan ɛn in enjɛl dɛnsɛf lɛk ɛn prez Jiova. So una fɔ gladi. Di Ɔlmayti nɔto big big animal. Ɛn ɔl wetin dɛn kin tɔk bɔt wayl ɛlfaya nɔto natin pas fayn fayn stori dɛn fɔ mek pipul dɛn we sin pipul dɛn fred.
  Zoya bin se:
  - Ɛn ɔltin go dɔn fayn fayn wan...
  Zoya, we bin dɔn si inof fɔ drim bɔt ɛl, i wek na di ples we intrestin pas ɔl. Ɛn so a bin slip fayn fayn wan ɔlrɛdi.
  Wi nid fɔ rɔsh, ɛn kwik kwik wan. Di titi rɔn. In kɔt bare soles bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi dray ɛn i nɔ bin de pen so igen. Pan ɔl we di yɔŋ biuti in fut dɛn bin de it.
  Zoya bin de rɔn, in skit bin shɔt ɛn i nɔ bin de kam insay di rod. Jɛnɛral wan, i kin angri bad bad wan, ɛn afta i dɔn slip i kin angri bad bad wan.
  Ebi ebi industri ɛn mɛkanikal injinɛri, mɔ tank ɛn trakta dɛn, bin divɛlɔp fayn fayn wan na di USSR. I wɔs wit kɔnsuma guds. Ɛn bɔku tɛm, agrikalchɔral biznɛs na tin we nɔ izi fɔ du. Na insay di las ia dɛn nɔmɔ, kɔlektif fam dɛn dɔn bigin fɔ wok sɔm kayn we, ɛn bɔku trakta dɛn dɔn apia.
  Di kɔmyunis dɛn bin divɛlɔp di kɔntri akɔdin to wetin dɛn bin dɔn plan, ɛn dɛn bin de yuz bad bad we dɛn.
  Bikɔs dɛn let dɛn sɛn dɛn na prizin - dɛn gi sɔm ia.
  Zoya insɛf dɔn de biɛn di bar. Bɔt bɔku tɛm, Ɔgɔstin bin de spɛn fayv ia as pikin. Na so di tin dɛn de apin.
  Layf ɔnda Stalin nɔ bin rili fayn. Ivin bad pas aw i bin de ɔnda di Tsar. Dɛn bin de tek dɛn pe wit lɔn, fos dɛn fɔ wok ova tɛm ɛn dɛn nɔ bin de pe dɛn. Prays we de oba rɛshɔn prayz rili ay, stɔ dɛn af ɛmti. Ivin pipul dɛn kin de na di kiyu fɔ bred.
  Ɛn if ɔnda di tsar bin stil gɛt bɔku shɔp ɛn shɔp dɛn, dat min se insay wan ikɔmi we dɛn dɔn plan, na smɔl rital ɔltɛm dɛn de. Na bikɔs di kiyu dɛn de ɔlsay. Ivin fɔ wetin wi gɛt.
  Bɔku tɛm yu nɔ kin ebul fɔ fɛn ivin sɔntin we nɔ impɔtant.
  Di it nɔ fayn bak. Mit nɔ bɔku ɛn dɛn nɔ kin gɛt am na stɔ, jɔs lɛk sosish. Di bred nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ kwaliti. Prays de go ɔp... Yɛs, dɛn de gro, pan ɔl we na di stet de kɔntrol dɛn. Dɛn kin pe fɔ trenin. Jɛnɛral wan, fɔ liv na di USSR nɔ kin rili fayn.
  Fashɔn klos nɔ de, kɔsmɛtik sɛf nɔ de... Ege, bɔt na ɛl i tan lɛk se kɔsmɛtik de fɔ sina dɛn.
  Na tru se Gɔd we na di Ɔlmayti gɛt sɔri-at pas Stalin. Di wan dɛn we bin de rul wit pawa bin de mek pipul dɛn sɔfa, bɔt Gɔd nɔ go mek dɛn sɔfa!
  I wɔs na di Wɔl pas na ɛlfaya. Uman dɛn kin ɔg ɛn ol. Bɔt afta dɛn day, Gɔd kin mek dɛn yɔŋ bak ɛn mek dɛn fayn. Dis na tru.
  Zoya bin tink se pan ɔl we dɛn bin de siŋ siŋ dɛn:
  -Aw i fayn fɔ liv na Sɔviɛt kɔntri...
  Bɔt fɔ tru, layf nɔ tu izi. Ɛn i nɔ rili jɛntri. Ɛn i nɔ tu wɔndaful.
  Stalin nɔ bin gi ɛvin... Bɔt ɔnda am wi bin gɛt wɔ.
  Zoya rɔn to insɛf, i bin de tray fɔ mek dɛn mɛzhɔ am ɛn nɔ stim dɔn. In il dɛn grin wit gras, ɛn in wes tan ɛn i tan lɛk atletik. Insɛf nɔ gɛt fut, i tan lɛk vilej shɛpad uman, ɛn i fayn, i kin mek pɔsin want fɔ du sɔntin.
  En di fes na so kiut...
  Di titi rɔn go to insɛf ɛn tink.
  We di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin de rul, tin bin bigin fɔ ɛnjɔy smɔl we i kam pan tɛm fɔ ɛnjɔy dɛnsɛf. Di payɔnia dɛn bin de tɔk to dɛnsɛf, siŋ ɛn dans bɔku. Wi waka go na di drɔm. Ɛn i bin jɔyn di Kɔmsomol.
  Ɔl dɛn gem ya rawnd di faya, fɔj, lɔv. Wan drim fɔ sɔntin we big. Sɔntɛm ivin bɔt spes. Ɛn layf nɔ bin bɛtɛ pan prɔpati. Na tru se dɛn de sɛl baysikul naw. Bɔt big big dɛfisit stil de. En yu no go tu fast pan dem.
  I go bɛtɛ fɔ mek yu stat motoka dɛn. Ɔnda di Tsar dɛn se wan motoka de kɔst wan ɔndrɛd ɛn et rubles nɔmɔ. Ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ bay am wit kredit. Pipul dɛn mɛmba di tɛm we ɔtokrasi bin de wit nostaljia. Laif bin de da tɛm de!
  Dɔn i bin de wɔs mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Pan ɔl we kɔmyunis dɛn bin de tɔk lay lay tin dɛn, na lɛk ɔl di ol pipul dɛn bin de tɔk wit wispa se tin bɛtɛ ɔnda di tsa. Ɔltin bin shɔt ɛn i bin de. Di shɔp dɛn bin ful-ɔp wit guds, tin dɛn we dɛn kin put insay tin fɔ it, ɔlkayn tin dɛn we dɛn kin bay, di bɔkit dɛn kin bay vodka. Ɛn blak kavya bin rili izi fɔ ɔdinari pipul dɛn. I izi fɔ bay mit, ɛn bak sturgeon ɛn ɔda tin dɛn, ɛn bak fashɔn dres.
  Ɛn ɔnda di kɔmyunis dɛn? Aw fashɔn bin tan lɛk insay di ia 30? Ɛn kɔsmɛtik na bɔjwɔ relik. Dɛn bin de gi sus wan pe fɔ ɛvri ia. Pikin dɛn bin de rɔn barefut we di wɛda wam, bikɔs i nɔ kin izi fɔ bay sandal dɛn we dɛn kin wɛr insay di sɔmma. Bɔt Zoya in mama ɛn papa stil na sɔm kayn pati lida dɛn. Dɛn bin ban Zoyka bak fɔ waka barefut insay di sɔmma, so dat i nɔ go kɔnfyus am wit famili dɛn we po, usay pikin dɛn kin sho dɛn bare il frɔm frɔst to frɔst.
  Zoya bin rigrɛt naw se i nɔ bin yus fɔ waka barefut. Mi leg dɛn kin sɔfa so, ivin na di gras.
  Bɔt i rɔn, de grit in tit...
  Rich yu gol kwik kwik wan.
  Zoya bin siŋ wit zil:
  Ɛn di fɛt de kɔntinyu bak, .
  Ɛn mi at de fil wɔri na mi chɛst...
  Ɛn Lenin so yɔŋ, .
  Ɛn yɔŋ Ɔktoba de bifo!
  Di gyal rɔn ɛn tink... Na tru se, apat frɔm di kiyu ɔnda Stalin, di prɔblɛm bin de bak fɔ pɔsin in yon sef. Ripreshɔn de mek pɔsin fred. We pipul dɛn yɛri fut step na di stej, dɛn kin shek lɛk se dɛn de fala dɛn.
  Dis, togɛda wit di gud sɛlɛkshɔn fɔ guds, kiyu, prayz we de go ɔp, ɛn di prɔdak dɛn we nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ kwaliti, de mek prɔblɛm.
  Bɔku pan ɔltin na pepa nɔmɔ dɛn kin du. Ɛn i at fɔ ivin gɛt panti - i shɔt!
  Ɛn tut paste nɔ de atɔl - yuz tut paoda. We insɛf de shɔt.
  Praktikal no mit de na skul kantin - na kabij nɔmɔ. Brifkɛs dɛnsɛf nɔ bɔku. Ɛn wetin de na di USSR... Bifo yu gɛt tɛm fɔ go na di stoa, nɔ go gɛt ɛni milk ɔ bred de - dɛn go snatch ɔltin. Ɛn afta dat, wet fɔ wan rayd.
  Bɔku pan di Soviet sitizin dɛn kin tan lɛk pɔsin. No taim no de fo bi fat.
  Dɛn kin sɛl sinima bak fɔ mɔni, bɔt pipul dɛn nɔ ivin no wetin na TV.
  Dɛn kin rili mek gud fim dɛn. Fɔ ɛgzampul, Zoya bin lɛk "Treasure Island". Dis yɔŋ gyal pikin ebul fɔ du bɔku tin dɛn bak.
  Wan fayn fayn fim - stil de insay blak ɛn wayt. Bɔt i nɔ go te igen, wan dɛn we gɛt kɔlɔ go de bak.
  We dɛn kech dis titi we nem Jenɛt, Zoya bin stil de wet fɔ mek in il bɔn ɔ nɔ bɔn.
  Bot alas, dem no fry... Bot wetin if di Nazi dem get am Zoya. Dɛn go stil ɛng yu na di rɛk ɛn bit yu wit wip. Dɔn dɛn go frɛy di fut we nɔ gɛt natin wit faya.
  En den... Wel, okay, shi stat de drim. A mɛmba di fim bɔt Stenka Razin. Na de, dɛn bin de mek uman dɛn sɔfa wit faya, ɛn dɛn bin de bɔn dɛn bɔdi wit ɔt tɔŋ. Dis apin... Pan ɔl we i tan lɛk se insay di rial stori dɛn nɔ bin mek Stenka Razin in wɛf sɔfa.
  Zoya step wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin pan wan shap ston ɛn bigin fɔ slip. Kray wata bin de kɔmɔt na mi yay. Yɛs, i rili de mek i fil bad. Bɔt i nɔ bad, i go bia am ɛn stil win. Ɛn in leg dɛn de rɔf rayt bifo wi yay. Ɛn dɛn kin it mɔ ɛn mɔ. Wan po gyal pikin.
  Zoya bin dɔn kam na di siti, bɔt i nɔ bin fɛn di os wantɛm wantɛm usay i fɔ kɛr di lɛta go. Insay di siti sɛf, i bin tray fɔ wɛr sandal, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ wɛr am na in fut dɛn we bin dɔn brus ɛn we bin dɔn swel. Ɛn dɛn nɔ bin de biev fayn. Pantap dat, dɛn bin de rɔb skrach we dɛn de waka. Dɔn Zoya pul dɛn ɛn gi dɛn to wan biznɛsman we bin de nia am. So i jɔs gi dɛn wan glas sid, bɔt di titi we angri gri.
  Pantap dat, in fut bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi kɔt ɛn at so dat i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i nɔ fil pen. Ɛn na di siti di asfalt kin smɔl ɔ smɔl. Di titi bin gridi fɔ it pɔmpin sid. Di biznɛsman sɔri fɔ am ɛn ad af bred ɛn wan pis lard. Afta i dɔn kech di dɛbul.
  Afta Zoya it, i fil lɛk se i de slip. Mi bɛlɛ de ebi. Bɔt wi fɔ luk fɔ wi yon.
  Bɔt ɛnitɛm, wan patrol kin stɔp am ɛn aks fɔ dɔkyumɛnt dɛn.
  Bɔt i tan lɛk se nyu wan dɛn kin laki, ɛn sɔm kayn we Zoya bin fɛn di rayt os, wit di "Pahonia" kot fɔ am, ɛn i nak.
  Wan titi we ol lɛk tɛn ia so bin kam ɛn aks am wit sɔprayz se:
  - Wetin yu want?
  Zoya, we i no se di pikin dɛnsɛf kin de na di no, i se:
  - A bin want fɔ ɔfrɛd yu Hamburg dumplings.
  Di titi ansa wit smayl se:
  - Wi nɔ nid di Gambur wan dɛn, di Belarusian wan dɛn dɔn inof fɔ wi!
  Zoya bin nɔd in ed:
  - Fresh sour cream de fɔ go wit dɛn!
  Di titi nɔd se:
  - Kam in en giv mi wetin yu bring.
  Zoya bin go insay. Di hut bin luk fayn. Ɛn di titi wɛr nyu klos, pan ɔl we i nɔ wɛr fut. Bɔt we di ples wam i go mɔs bi se i kin izi fɔ di pikin.
  Wan uman we ol lɛk tati ia so grit Zoya fayn ɛn tɛl am se:
  - It na di rod, biuti! Wetin mek yu rɔn barefut naynti mayl to wi?
  Zoya bin swɛt bad bad wan ɛn ansa se:
  - Mi sandal nɔ rili kɔmfyut fɔ waka fɔ lɔng tɛm. A bin rili sɛl dɛn!
  Di uman bin grin se:
  - Wel done, luk hau yu knock off yu legs. Daughter, pripia wan basin en was am, wi nid fo trit di kot.
  Zoya nɔd ɛn tɔk se:
  - Yu gyal pikin smat!
  Di uman bin tɔk se:
  - Di tebul nɔ rich, bɔt tray di potato wit milk. Dɔn tɛl mi wetin yu si.
  Zoya nɔ bin angri, bɔt fɔ mek i nɔ mek di uman vɛks, i bin de it ɛn drink milk. Tɔsti bin strɔng pas angri. Di titi bin tɛl in stori. Pan ɔl we, apat frɔm wan wɔndaful drim, natin spɛshal nɔ bin apin to am.
  Di uman aks Zoya se:
  - Yu go slip wit wi, ɔ?
  Zoya bin ansa se:
  - Maybe a go blo? Di san stil ay fɔ slip. Di nɛt dɛn kin wam. A go ivin tek wan nap pan di gras if nid de.
  Di titi slip di bɛsin ɛn bigin fɔ tɔch di titi in leg. A bin de was am wit was klos ɛn rɔf sop. A bin was di dɔti. I bin ivin de pen smɔl frɔm di had was klos we bin de na di kɔt, fresh kɔlus ɛn blista dɛn na di sɔl. Zoya in leg dɛn rili fayn, dɛn rɛd frɔm wan tan, bɔt dɛn so brus ɛn skrach.
  Di uman bin tɔk se:
  - Yu nid fɔ gi mi sus! Yu nɔ rili yus fɔ fred!
  Zoya bin snap se:
  - A go rich de ɛni we! Di tin we at pas ɔl na di fɔs tin dɛn we yu fɔ du. Bɔt wi go du sɔntin we rili disayd fɔ du sɔntin.
  Di uman bin tɔk se:
  - Mek yu leg dɛn wɛl, bɔt fɔ naw, slip sɔm. Mɔnin gɛt sɛns pas ivintɛm.
  Zoya nɔ bin want fɔ gri se:
  - OK! I don get a bit hevi...
  Ɛn di titi limp go na di bed ɛn fɔdɔm pan am. Klosap wantɛm wantɛm, a bin slip.
  Agen Zoya bin si ɛl.
  I bin de ledɔm pan wan saf bed ɛn ɔda, bɔt bak fayn ɛn smayl dɛbul kam insay. I wink di titi ɛn chirp:
  - Sɔntɛm yu want fɔ si sɔntin. Di TV gɛt kɔlɔ ɛn i gɛt bɔku bɔku tɛn tawzin chanɛl dɛn. Bɔt wi kin rikomɛnd sɔntin we kol fɔ yu. Aweva, a si se yu nɔ de kray?
  Zoya bin shrug in ed:
  - Yu kin liv ya, so wetin mek a fɔ kray?
  Di dɛbul bin gri se:
  - Lɔjik wan! So, a de se yu fɔ wach sɔm katun fim dɛn. Sɔntɛm yu want "Wɛl, wet wan minit"?
  Zoya shek in ed bad bad wan:
  - Nɔ! I bɛtɛ bɔt di payɔnia dɛn!
  Di dɛbul grin ɛn sho in tit:
  - Bɔt di payɔnia dɛn? Dat go rili fayn!
  Ɛn i tɔn di katun fim. Wan pikchɔ we bin brayt ɛn we gɛt bɔku bɔku kɔlɔ dɛn bin apia. Payɔnia dɛn we dɛn drɔ fayn fayn wan bin mach. Dɛn salut ɛn rɔn.
  Di tin dɛn we dɛn bin tɔk bɔt na di katun fim bin simpul. Wan pan di payɔnia dɛn na bin bad studɛnt, ɛn dɛn bin de tray fɔ mek i bɛtɛ. Bɔt dis bɔbɔ we gɛt rɛd tay na bin gud atlet ɛn di prinsipul bin de gayd am: if yu gɛt trɛnk, yu nɔ nid sɛns! Ɛn i bin ebul fɔ fɛt bak. Dɔn, i bin dɔn ɛnd ɔp na wan buk usay dɛn nid fɔ no bɔt skul, ɛn trɛnk nɔmɔ nɔ bin du fɔ am. Ɛn afta sɔm advantej ɛn bɔku trɔbul, di bɔbɔ kam fɔ no se: i nɔ bad fɔ strɔng, fɔ bi shɔ, bɔt yu fɔ kuk bɔl bak.
  Dɛn bin shot di katun fayn fayn wan. Ɛn Zoya bin ɛnjɔy, mɔ bikɔs di skrin rili big ɛn wayd.
  Dɔn di titi rilaks na di bafa ɛn was insɛf, pan ɔl we i bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de shaw. A bin tink se i go fayn fɔ gɛt man naw...
  Ɛn i bin want fɔ kɔmɔt na di sɛl. Wan uman dɛbul we wɛr rɛd klos bin blok in rod ɛn tɔk se:
  - Yu bin want sɔntin?
  Di titi bin ansa ɔnɛs wan se:
  - A go lɛk fɔ tek wan waka rawnd di kɔt.
  Di dɛbul bin tɔk se:
  - Bɔku difrɛn uman dɛn de ya. Sɔm dɔn de na ɛlfaya i nɔ tu te yet ɛn dɛn nɔ gɛt tɛm yet fɔ rihabilit dɛnsɛf, ɔda wan dɛn bin transfa frɔm layt rijim bak to jenɛral rijim fɔ bad bihayvya, pan ɔl we dɛn wan ya nɔ bɔku. I nɔ tu te yet we dɛn bin transfa sɔm frɔm strikt prizin. Kɔnflikt kin apin.
  Zoya bin tɔk wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - A nɔ want ɛn a nɔ want fɔ buli ɛnibɔdi!
  Di dɛbul nɔd se:
  - OK! Dɛbul dɛn we wi nɔ de si nɔ go alaw yu fɔ vɛks to pɔsin we jɔs de sin.
  Zoya bin kɔmɔt na di sɛl. Di flo ɔnda di fut dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin bin wam ɛn i bin elastik smɔl. Di prizin bin luk fayn, i bin tan lɛk se na say usay dɛn de mɛn pipul dɛn, ɛn na ba dɛn nɔmɔ bin de na di winda dɛn. Bɔt di stik dɛn tan, i lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nɔ siriɔs. Fani pikchɔ dɛn bin de hang na di wɔl dɛn ya ɛn de.
  Fɔ ɛgzampul, bɔy pikin dɛn we de kech gold fish, gyal pikin dɛn we gɛt krawn ɛn bɔku bɔku flawa dɛn. I rili fayn.
  Zoya notis se na ɛl di briz bin fresh ɛn wam di sem tɛm, ɛn i bin ivin smɛl smɔl pan di si.
  Di dɛbul, we i dɔn rid wetin Zoe de tink, i ansa se:
  - Ɔlmayti Gɔd de kia fɔ in pikin dɛn! Ɛn ɔlman na in yon pikin dɛn, ilɛksɛf dɛn na sina. Yu fɔ fil fayn ɛn fil fayn.
  Zoya aks wit smayl se:
  - Wetin mek bar dɛn de na di winda dɛn?
  Di dɛbul ansa wit smayl se:
  - So dat yu go fil se yu dɔn sin ɛn yu nɔ fri yet. Insay klawd mod, bar nɔ de igen. Bay di we, yu kin kɔntakt yu fambul dɛn we dɔn day bak ya. Ɛn tɔk to dɛn. Jɔs nɔ kray ɛn kɔmplen. Ɛl na ɛgzistens we gladi pasmak pas aw i tan lɛk.
  Yu kin swing pan di atrakshɔn fɔ fri.
  Zoya aks kwayɛt wan se:
  - Wetin bɔt strikt rijim?
  Di dɛbul ansa wit smayl se:
  - Na smɔl smɔl tin we wɔs! Mɔ wok, mɔ kɔmpalsɔri stɔdi, smɔl tɛm fɔ ɛnjɔy. Bɔt di it bak fayn ɛn TV dɛn de na di sɛl dɛn. Jɛnɛral wan, ivin di las pɔsin we sin gɛt wan sɛpret sɛl. Pan ɔl we, fɔ tru, i kin spɛn bɔku tɛm fɔ wok ɛn stɔdi, ɛn i nɔ gɛt tɛm fɔ ɛnjɔy insɛf. Bɔt if di prizina rifɔm, i kin go bifo pan mɔ ɛn mɔ prɛferɛns kɔndishɔn dɛn. Ɛl dipen pan di we aw pɔsin de biev ɛn di we aw pɔsin de biev. In gol na fɔ kɔrɛkt, nɔto fɔ kripul!
  Zoya ansa wit gladi at se:
  - Gret arenjmɛnt!
  Zoya bin go na di prizin pak. Flawa bed dɛn we gɛt brayt flawa dɛn bin de gro, bɔtaflay dɛn we gɛt bɔku bɔku kɔlɔ dɛn bin de flay.
  Gɛl pikin dɛn we bin wɛr klos we gɛt strɛch na prizin, ɛn sɔm we bin wɛr fayn fayn klos, bin de ɛnjɔy dɛnsɛf.
  Sɔm dɛn bin de spin pan di karusel. Ɔda wan dɛn bin de pɔmp dɛn mɔsul dɛn, sɔm bin de go nekɛd ɛn tek san.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin luk rili gladi, dɛn bin de drɛs fayn, ɛn dɛn bin de it fayn.
  Wan tu fayn fayn uman dɛn si Zoya ɛn kam nia am. Di blant man aks se:
  - Nyu gyal pikin?
  Di Komsomol gyal bin ansa se:
  - Yɛs! Fresh frɔm di Wɔl!
  Di brunet bin tɔk se:
  - Nɔto fɔ vɛks! Luk laik yu laik am ya?
  Zoya ansa wit smayl se:
  - Mi na Komsomol memba ɛn a nɔ bin biliv Gɔd atɔl. Bɔt naw a si se I de, ɛn ɛvin ɛn ɛl de...
  Di blant man bin snor wit disgres:
  - Yumanizm! Yuman rayt! As ɔltɛm, di man de mek i tan lɛk se i prawd!
  Zoya bin tɔk wit smayl se:
  - Bɔt dis na gud tin!
  Di brunet bin de grɔmbul:
  - Udat no... Yu de fɔ kɔmyunizim?
  Zoya ansa wit gladi at se:
  - Na tru se fɔ kɔmyunizim!
  Di brunet bin hiss:
  - So i nɔ go te igen kɔmyunizim go kam! Go na prɛferɛns ɛl. Wan kɔmyunis ɛmpaya dɔn ɔlrɛdi de de!
  Zoya cooed, padd in bare fut:
  - Na so i bi! A bin de drim bɔt dis ɔltɛm!
  Di blant man bin de gigl ɛn se:
  - Yu nɔ go bost wit kɔmyunizim!
  Di brunet bin hiss:
  - Yu drim dɛn kam tru!
  Zoya bin ripit se:
  - Oh man, a no fɔ shɔ yu
  En yu sho konsistens in dis...
  Mek yu drim kam tru - .
  Pis di ples we de na ɛvin wit aro!
  Di blant man bin de gigl ɛn se:
  - Wetin na poet, Mis Odessa, we pɔsin kin abop pan as di ɔl sivil flit!
  Zoya bin twit se:
  - Gi layt ɛn biuti!
  Afta dat di titi wink pan in patna dɛn.
  Di brunet aks di Komsomol mɛmba se:
  - Wetin na gem konsol yu sabi?
  Zoya bin ansa wit ɔl in at se:
  - Nɔ...
  Di brunet bin se:
  - Kin gɛt ɛnjɔymɛnt fɔ ple. Biliv mi, biuti, i fayn!
  Afta dat di gyal pikin dɛn pik joystik ɛn bigin fɔ ple...
  Zoya bin siŋ wit gladi at:
  - A de rɔn barefut pan di gras na ɛlfaya,
  Fɔ sote go yɔŋ, fɔ sote go barefut!
  Ɛn a go blo Hitlɛr in ed, .
  Ɛn mi gold brayd dɛn de flay!
  Di gem bin tɔn to fayn fayn gem. Ologram dɛn bin de rɔn akɔdin to di fil. Di gyal bin gladi bad bad wan, na so di fayn fayn stori kam tru.
  Di sina dɛn injɔnal nɔ bin rili bad, bɔt na difrɛn kayn uman dɛn, bɔku pan dɛn bin dɔn sɔfa inof insay dɛn layf we dɛn bin dɔn liv bifo. Ɛn na ɛlfaya dɛn bin gɛt yɔŋ pipul dɛn we go de sote go ɛn nɔto had wok, wit di op fɔ muf to ay ɛn kɔmfyut lɛvul.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de ɛnjɔy dɛnsɛf... Di myuzik bigin fɔ ple ɛn di disko bigin. Pak dɛn bak bin apia. Sɔm pan dɛn de wɛr fashɔn sus, ɔda wan dɛn de wɛr prizin yunifom. Ɔl dɛn rili fayn, bɔt dɛn luk nɔ ol pas siksti. Kiut yɔŋ man dɛn we gɛt tit we tan lɛk pal. Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de spin rawnd dɛn.
  Di brunet bin tɔk se:
  - Taya wit yɔŋ pipul dɛn. Na ya, ilɛk ɔmɔs man ol, ɔlman tan lɛk titi. Na wit prɛfɛshɔn tritmɛnt nɔmɔ, yu kin pik ɛni bɔdi fɔ yusɛf.
  Zoya bin wispa se:
  - Ɛni?? Ɛn a go ebul fɔ bi man?
  Di brunet dɛn bin de gigl:
  - Yu nid am? Uman dɛn kin gɛt bɔku gladi at frɔm mami ɛn dadi biznɛs pas man dɛn!
  Zoya bin swɛt ɛn ansa se:
  - A stil bi vajin!
  Di blant man bin sɔprayz:
  - Wit dis kayn layf-taym biuti, ivin vajin. Ɛn yu nɔ bin go na ɛvin?
  Di brunet bin sho in tit ɛn tɔk se:
  - Wetin de sapraiz ya? Ivin petriak ɛn pop dɛn de ya na ɛlfaya. Fɔ go na ɛvin yu fɔ bɔn bak ɛn bi oli pɔsin. Bɔt nɔto ɔlman de gi dis!
  Zoya ansa wit wan sigrɛt se:
  - A bin stil bi pɔsin we nɔ biliv se Gɔd de!
  Di blant man bin laf:
  - Mi tu... Bay di we, a bin de ron wan ol brothel. Mi gyal pikin dɛn tɛl di pastɔ insay kɔnfɛshɔn: wi jɔs de wok, nɔto fɔ ɛnjɔy wisɛf. Bɔt ɔlman bin ebul fɔ gɛt ɔrgazm wit wan patna ɔ ɔda pɔsin. Ɛn sɔm raregal dɛn bin de tek pipul dɛn we lɛk dɛnsɛf apat frɔm wok. Na ya na uman bɛlɛ we want fɔ du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs di we aw Gɔd nɔ want!
  Di brunet bin tɔk se:
  - Bɔt a bin so fred ɛl... A nɔ bin tink se i rili pɔsibul fɔ liv insay de. I nɔ go te igen dɛn go chenj to layt mɔd. Na tu awa nɔmɔ dɛn kin wok de, tri tɛm insay di wik.
  Zoya bin aks se:
  - Wetin mek dɛn de fos dɛn fɔ wok?
  Di brunet bin ansa se:
  - Pɔsibul! Ɛnisay we yu want! Nɔ sɔri, di wok nɔ at, mɔ fɔ wi bɔdi.
  Di blant man bin tɔk se:
  - Yu kin wok ɔl tu na di fresh briz ɛn na di kɔmpyuta. Wan big tin de fɔ disayd fɔ du na ya.
  Zoya bin want fɔ aks ɔda tin we tu dɛbul dɛn kam nia am. Dɛn bin de apia mɔ kɔrɛkt wan lɛk jak-in-di-bɔks. Dɛn smayl brayt wan ɛn tɔk wit lɔv se:
  - Yu bin bi nais gyal... Although yu bin atheist. Yu go lɛk fɔ inrɔl pan Skripchɔ stɔdi kɔs?
  Zoya, we bin de blink in yay, aks se:
  - Wetin fɔ?
  Di dɛbul dɛn wink ɛn ansa se:
  - Fɔ no di rivyu we Gɔd dɔn sho!
  Zoya bin se witout ofens:
  - Ɛn a de rid di Baybul! Sɔntin de bɔt di Ɔlmayti we dɛn nɔ sho fayn fayn wan. A lɛk Gɔd we de mek yɔŋ pipul dɛn kam bak pas ol uman dɛn na ɛlfaya ɛn we de fɔgiv!
  Di dɛbul dɛn bin tɔk se:
  - Di Baybul we yu go stɔdi difrɛn smɔl... Ɛn yu go lɛk am. Na wetin yu fɔ du na fɔ wach katun fim dɛn we intrestin!
  Zoya bin tɔk wit smayl se:
  - If na so, den a gri!
  Di dɛbul dɛn bin tɔk wanwɔd se:
  - Ɛn pipul dɛn we de sin fɔ lɛk Gɔd ɛn ɔndastand in plan. I want mek ɔlman ɛn ɔl di tin dɛn we i mek gladi!
  Dɔn Zoya bin aks se:
  - Wetin mek di Ɔlmayti alaw fɔ sɔfa?
  Di dɛbul dɛn ansa wit wan wɔd se:
  - Bikɔs fɔs, pɔsin fɔ fil di bad tin dɛn we sin kin apin to in yon skin, ɛn sɛkɔn... Fɔ mek i go gladi fɔ layf we go de sote go ɛn ɛvin mɔ. Na da tɛm de ol pipul dɛn na ɛl kin gɛt yɔŋ bɔdi, aw dɛn kin gladi ɛn gladi. Yu tink se i pɔsibul fɔ kɔmpia gladi-at wit dis we nɔbɔdi nɔ ebul fɔ kɔmpia am?
  So yu na wi biuti. Yu no bin laki fo enta di Inferno so yong. If nɔto dat, yu go ɔndastand aw yu bɔdi fayn!
  Zoya bin smayl ɛn ansa se:
  - Yes, a nɔ si bɔku tin na di wɔl! A go si se dɛn go win di fasist gɔvmɛnt?
  Di dɛbul dɛn bin de gigl ɛn ansa se:
  - Na di Ɔlmayti nɔmɔ no di tumara bambay, ɛn pat pan di enjɛl dɛn we ay pas am. Wi kin onli se - op fɔ di bɛst!
  Zoya bin wek. I bin de slip fayn ɛn i bin de fil gladi. A put mi fut dɔŋ ɛn si fayn fayn sandal dɛn we rili kɔmfyut nia di bed. Ɛn bak wan bag we gɛt tin fɔ it.
  Di uman tɛl am se:
  - Yu kin go! Glorious adventures de wet fɔ yu!
  Zoya bin sho in tit ɛn se:
  - A kin rich de barefut! Kip di sandal ɛn it fɔ yusɛf!
  Ɛn di titi kɔmɔt na di os lɛk se i nɔ wɛr fut. Di il ɛn di fut dɛn bin de wɛl ɛn dɛn bin de strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ, fɔ waka nɔ bin de at igen. Ɛn i izi fɔ muv rawnd wit ɛmti bɛlɛ.
  Zoya waka go, jomp op ɛn hum;
  Wan gang we de mek fasist dɛn tink se - .
  Na nyu Iden go de fɔ dɛn...
  Bɔt wi go kil dɛn klin wan, .
  Wi go finish di Wehrmacht!
  
  Woe to di wan we de fɛt, .
  Wit Rɔshian Ivan we de fɛt!
  If di ɛnimi vɛks, .
  A go kil di bastard!
  
  Na Hitler bin mek di fang shap, .
  Tank ebi pas kaw...
  Bɔt na sta dɛn nɔmɔ de bifo - .
  Sparks - fist blow!
  
  Wɛl, dɔn go na Bɛlin, .
  Na wan faya faya parede go de...
  Bifo dis tɛm, na barefut dusters
  Wi payɔnia skwad!
  
  Di wulf na animal - wan fayaful animal we de it animal, .
  I bin atak di Fadaland...
  Wɛl, naw a dɔn bi gem wantɛm wantɛm, .
  Dɛn dɔn trowe atak dɛn kɔmɔt na di skay!
  
  Di nyu wan sɛn wan chalenj to di Rɔshian dɛn - .
  Wan pawaful fɛtman agens di USA!
  Setan gi dɛn visa:
  Jɔs ful yu maynd!
  
  Checkmate bin de ple wit spillikins, .
  Wan kul rizulyt bin prodyuz...
  Bulet dɛn we dɛn mek wit brɔnz - .
  Di tawa de pan faya - di tank dɔn blo!
  
  Wan ship go de we nɔ gɛt wanwɔd, .
  Wi go bring wi na di grev...
  Ɛn Kali na di faya faya "Okas", .
  Dɛn dɔn sɛn bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn fɔ go fɛt...
  
  Dis poem na laik dis
  A de sɔri smɔl, .
  Bɔt a nɔ go ebul fɔ bi parrot - .
  Hid di aces in di bɔks!
  
  Di ej we mɔtalman dɔn ol, .
  If wi tek day as impɔtant tin!
  Ɛn sav di stet:
  Nɔ nid fɔ rɔb yu bɛlɛ!
  
  Ɔltin na di planɛt go dɔn, .
  Di land skay go dɔn kɔmplit...
  Di saga go kɔntinyu, no di pikin dɛn:
  Di igl nɔ de day insay di jin!
  
  Falcon of Rus" ova di planɛt, .
  We i de spre in wing dɛn, i go tek ɔf!
  Ɛn dɛn kin siŋ am na di pipul dɛn siŋ dɛn - .
  Di fet we Krays gɛt na wan tin!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de siŋ fayn fayn wan. Barefut, insay wan polka dot dres we dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi wɛr. I bin de waka kwik kwik wan ɛn i bin gladi. Di wok dɔn dɔn ɛn yu go bak na os.
  Ɛn yu leg dɛn nɔ de at atɔl. Ɛn i ivin fayn fɔ waka barefut pan di wam kɔblɛs ston dɛn.
  Di titi we bin gɛt zil bigin fɔ siŋ bak;
  Nɔ fit insay bɔtul na di wɔl
  If nɔto dat dɛn go haya di sayd dɛn...
  Laif na komplit labirint - .
  Ɛn di sɛklɔ na di dɛd ɛnd!
  
  Na fɔ tray fɔ mek mirekul
  Turn in tu bedlam...
  Sho sɔri-at to pipul dɛn - .
  Nɔ hit di fɔɛd wit wan klik!
  
  Wetin a go se, Mamaland-
  Dis kayn yunivas...
  Di kiŋ go sɛn yu fɔ kɔt yu ed - .
  Kɔnshɛns we nɔ go ebul fɔ bia!
  
  Ɛn we di kad dɛn kam na di rod:
  Ɛn wan land slayd go apin...
  If yu nɔ ansa, di wan we nɔ klin de trowe:
  Ɛn chɛkmɛt na Pallas!
  
  Bɔt na di map dɛn fɔ ɔda pipul dɛn - na di sojaman dɛn:
  Wi Mama Land na wikɛd swindler...
  Want fɔ gi ɔut sholda strap dɛn we dɛn mek wit rɔtin - .
  Di krawd we de ala lawd wan de kɔmɔt!
  
  Di grin we Nemesis de mek nɔ de mek pɔsin fred - .
  Ɛn swing Mas wit stɛl sɔd!
  Afta ɔl, Gɔd in stik na chɛrɔb dɛn, .
  A biliv se wi go swip fasizm wan tɛm bak!
  
  Ɛn afta dat, along di rod dɛn na Bɛlin - .
  Wi waka go wit wan thundering song...
  Wi de wanwɔd sote go wit di Fadaland - .
  Ɛn dɛn bin chaj di Nazi dɛn fɔ pe fayn!
  
  So sayɛns to di pikin dɛn we gɛt maynd - .
  Gi immortality wan gift...
  Ɛn naw ɔlman we fɔdɔm dɔn gɛt layf bak - .
  Deathblow dɔn wɛl!
  Zoya dɔn fɔ siŋ ɛn rɔn... In dɔsti il dɛn bin de flash. Di titi rɔsh ɛn tink. A jomp op.
  A bin imajin se i de rayd wan man. Dis na big big gladi at!
  Zoya bin ala wit gladi at se:
  - Lenin, pati, Kɔmsomol!
  Ɛn i go rili jomp ɛn shek in ni dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin! Ɛn i go splash in bare il dɛn na di pɔt dɛn.
  Di mɛmori dɛn bin ambɔg. Wan Japanese destroyer de bifo am bak. Di gyal pikin dɛn bigin fɔ aym di gɔn.
  Natasha bin twit se:
  - Ɛn aw wi de fuk! Mek wi fuk am op speshali!
  Ɔgɔstin bin siŋ se:
  - Fayn! Kil di pusi kwik kwik wan!
  Zoya bin twit se:
  - Kɔndishɔnal riwɔd!
  Svetlana ad, i de grin se:
  - Distrɔkshɔn we nɔ gɛt kɔndishɔn!
  Ɛn di fayn fayn tin bin sho in tɔŋ. Ɛn i wink... So di barefut gyal pikin dɛn pɔynt gɔn pan dɛnsɛf. En aw dem go tek yu en fuk yu. Di projɛktayl bin flay kɔmɔt, ɛn i bin de tɔk bɔt wan ay ak. Lɛk chaj we dɛn faya frɔm katapult. I bin flay stret na di sɛntrɔm pan di destroyer. Split wan Japan bot.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de ala se:
  - Dis na big tin, wi go win!
  Di 4 gyal pikin dɛn we bin de na Pɔt Ata bin dɔn wet fɔ di kam we Rozhdestvensky in skwadron kam. Ɛn na so di Rɔshian bot dɛn we dɛn bin jɔyn, bin bigin fɔ go na di si we de nia Jepan. Di skwadron we bin de na Togo bin so tan dat i bin gɛt fayv tɛm smɔl ship dɛn pas di armada dɛn we di tsarist dɛn bin de rul.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn, lɛk ɔltɛm, bin sel na di distroya ɛn siŋ se:
  - Wi nyu wɔl na kɔsmik distans, wi dɔn ivin go na Venus!
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn bin de laf bɔku. Dɛn bin de sho dɛn tit. Nɔ fɔgɛt fɔ wink we yu day.
  Natasha bin se:
  - Wi de go na Jepan! Wi go skata ɔl di ɛnimi dɛn!
  Zoya bin kɔnfɔm wantɛm wantɛm se:
  - Wi go tear yu apart!
  Ɔgɔstin bin wispa se:
  - Ɛn wi go bɛr am!
  Svetlana bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Wit big big gusto!
  Di 4 gyal pikin dɛn bin so desperate ɛn frisky. Dɛn na fɛtman dɛn we rili tranga. Ɛn dɛn want fɔ win ɛn fɔ du sɔntin.
  Natasha bin siŋ wit wan laf we de mek pɔsin yɛri:
  - Bɔt di tru tin se di layt de tich, insay winta ɛn spring!
  Zoya bin kɔnfyus, i bin de gigl:
  - A se, witout eksepshɔn, ɔl di wikɛd spirit dɛn na di fɔrɛst!
  Ɔgɔstin, we bin de wispa ɛn tɔn in leg dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, bin tɔk se:
  - Wi na barefut biuti fɛtman dɛn!
  Svetlana bin hiss wit pwɛl at se:
  - Ɛn di wan dɛn we gɛt whirly-leg go se di gyal pikin dɛn fayn!
  Ɛn di 4 pipul dɛn bigin fɔ jomp ɛn spin. Girls in general dem so cheerful en perky. Ɛn dɛn kin siŋ to dɛnsɛf wit spak. Dɛn kin jomp ɛn bounce.
  Natasha bin dɔn tɔn pan am kpatakpata.
  Bɔt afta dat, wan Jepan ship bin apia bifo di ship we bin de pwɛl. Insay dis kes, na pɔsin we de pwɛl tin dɛn. Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn nak am wit kanɔn. Ɛn di projɛktayl nel dɛn stret insay di sɛntrɔm pan di paip. Ɛn tɔn rawnd di bot we de na di Land we di San de Rayt.
  Zoya bin twit se:
  - Na big big sakrifays! A ivin kol pas ɔlman!
  En di gyal pikin dem so kul en natura, tri blond en wan redhead wit dem.
  In eni kes, Augustine na so perky en sexy. A bin de mek lɔv to wan ol duzin man dɛn wan tɛm. En dis na rili gud - jos wondaful!
  A want di gyal fɔ bi kul ɛn rayt. Ɛn wet ɔlman ɛn tɔn ɔlman to paoda. Na gyal we gɛt di ay standad. Engels ɛn Mas ɔl tu kin luk dɛn kayn fayn fayn tin dɛn de wit gladi at. Dɛn gɛt dɛn kayn rizɔv dɛn de fɔ ɛnaji ɛn trɛnk de ful-ɔp.
  Ɔgɔstin, we bin de na wan ples usay dɛn de mɛn pikin dɛn, bin kam mit wan titi we bin rili big ɛn we bin de tray fɔ go wayl. Di rɛd ia bin fɛt wit am. Ɛn di fɛt bin rili bad ɛn dɛn bin kɔmɔt na di tit. Afta dat, dɛn sɛn ɔl tu di gyal pikin dɛn fɔ tɔn di pɔmp. Ɛn di gad dɛn bin tinap de, de wip mi. Ɛn so di gyal pikin dɛn push di wil witout brek, fɔ wan totɛl fɔ twɛnti-fo awa.
  Yɛs, di fayn fayn uman dɛn bin tray dɛn bɛst. Ɛn sɔntɛm dɛn bin ebul fɔ du bɔku tin. Dɛn gɛt bɔku trɛnk ɛn trɛnk. Di fayn fayn pipul dɛn bin gɛt fayn tɛm.
  Afta dis, Ɔgɔstin bin tray fɔ mek i kol mɔ ɛn i bigin ɔl di fɛt-fɛt.
  I fayn fɔ bi pikin in jɔnal: dɛn fɔgiv yu bɔku. Ɛn yu kin rili bi kol.
  Ɛn di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ bin drɛg te to nayntin fifti fayv. Ɛn dis nɔto kul, bɔt i tu kul!
  In jɔnal, fɔ tru, di USSR nɔ kin laki ɔltɛm. Insay rial istri, fɔ win insay lɛs 4 ia na big big sakrifays! Bɔt insay di ɔda we i bin tɔn to wɔs. Ɛn i nɔ bin wok fɔ 4 ia we i nɔ bin tek wan ɛn af mɔnt.
  Jɛnɛral wan, na mirekul we afta di Kursk Bulge, di Nazi dɛn bin dɔn pul dɛn big big pawa kwik kwik wan. Bɔt di Rɛd Ami nɔ bin gɛt da kayn lafa de.
  If Hitler bin gɛt mɔ bren, ɛn if i nɔ bin de biev lɛk dikteta we nɔ de lisin to sojaman dɛn advays, Jamani nɔ bin fɔ dɔn win so kwik. If nɔmɔ wi bin fɔ dɔn win. Afta ɔl, di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt jet plen dɛn naw ɛn mɔ advans "E" siriɔs tank dɛn. Fɔ ɛgzampul, di E-10 bin ayt na wan mita ɛn fɔti sɛntimita nɔmɔ. Dis gɔn we de yuz insɛf kin wok fayn ɛn i smɔl. I izi fɔ mek, i nɔ go notis. I at fɔ hit, ɛn di big angle we di rayshɔnal inklin de gi wan big big ribaund.
  Na lɛk di sem, bɔt i big smɔl, ɛn i gɛt mɔ pawa wit di klos ɛn wɛpɔn dɛn we di E-25 gɛt. Mashin dɛn we bin rili wok we bin mek di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ lɔng.
  Natasha bin kɔmand bak se:
  - Wi de chaj!
  Ɛn na wan nyu target: wan kruza dis tɛm. Di gyal pikin dɛn drawn am wit wan shot ɛn di wata bɔl. Dis na wan rili kul shodaun.
  Ɛn di Japan pipul dɛn de drawn, ɛn di wan dɛn we de wok na di si na Rɔshian sev dɛn. Ɛn dɛn kin pul yu na di bot.
  Di Japan pipul dɛn kin fred wit dɛn fes dɛn we dɔn chenj. Ɛn dɛn kin tɔk sɔntin we pɔsin nɔ ebul fɔ ɔndastand. Jɛnɛral wan, di wɔriɔ dɛn we bin de wit dɛn bin tɔn to nɔ so tranga.
  Dɔn di gyal pikin dɛn sink wan ɔda kruz we gɛt wɛpɔn ɛn siŋ:
  - Wi fɔs muv, ɛn i go kul!
  Afta dat, di wɔri pipul dɛn dans bak. Ɛn dɛn nɔ bisin se di fasist dɛn strɔng. Ɛn se dɛn stil ebul fɔ go bifo insay di ia we mek fayvtin pan di wɔ. Di Rɛd Ami go stil win!
  Zoya bin siŋ wit smayl:
  - Nɔbɔdi nɔ go stɔp wi! Nɔbɔdi nɔ go win wi!
  Ɛn di Rɔshian bot dɛn de go na di shore dɛn na Jepan. Bɔku bɔku ship dɛn we de fɛt wɔ ɛn big big ship dɛn de ya. Smɔl wan dɛn de bak. Di gɔn dɛn rili pawaful ɛn dɛn nɔ gɛt shea. Twɛlv inch gɔn dɛn de bak. If dem go bit yu, dem go biat yu!
  Di 4 fɛt-fɛt ship dɛn we Rozhdestvensky in skwadron bin de yuz, na nyu wan dɛn we dɛn mek na Rɔshia. Ɛn i rili fred. Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ tek dɛn so izi wan. Ɛn na ya dɛn kin gɛt dɛn yon ship dɛn mɔ. Nɔto lɛk di samurai - Inglish ɛn Amɛrikan.
  Di Russian fleet de muv to insɛf, ɛn i rɛdi fɔ kɔba insɛf wit glori.
  Natasha de siŋ:
  - A nɔ si dɛn shild dɛn de fa, bɔt a yɛri - mach, lɛft mach! Mach, mach rayt!
  Zoya tek am ɛn ad se:
  - Ɛn di sket go rayt!
  Na ya Ɔgɔstin bin gɛt di chans bak fɔ mek jok. I bin de mek lɔv bɔku tɛm, ɛn i bin de op se i nɔ go day. Infakt, wetin mek nɔto so? Kis de mek di lip dɛn luk yɔŋ. Uman dɛn we gɛt bɔku yɔŋ lɔv dɛn nɔ kin ol.
  Dis dɔn ɔlrɛdi notis bay di wan dɛn we de stɔdi bɔt di bɔdi. Di men tin na fɔ kip yusɛf fayn. Rɔm kin rili bad ivin fɔ gyal pikin dɛn. Nɔto so i bi? Bɔt fɔ drink fresh sid kin mek uman in mɔt fil fayn ɛn i kin fayn fɔ mek i gɛt wɛlbɔdi!
  Ɔgɔstin bin siŋ se:
  - Gi mi man fɔ rɔb mi sayd dɛn. Yu nid bɔku tin dɛn, dis ɛn dat!
  Di titi bin imajin se dɛn de rep am ɛn bit am wit rayf bɔt. Dat go rili kul. Fɔ bit, bit, bit - fɔ rip ɔltin ɔlsay wit wip!
  Fo gyal pikin dɛn we bin de pan wan destroyer bin land na di shore na Jepan. Wi land na di si. Wan artileri strayk bin hit di batri dɛm fɔ di Strange of the Rising Sun.
  Di Japan pipul dɛn bin rɔnawe. Di kanɔn dɛn flay ɔp ɛn dɛn wil dɛn kɔmɔt. Bɔku bɔku samurai bɔdi dɛn ɛn bɔku bɔku kripul dɛn.
  Natasha bin swɛt wit gladi at:
  - Wi na di big big terminator dɛm!
  Zoya faya frɔm wan smɔl gɔn ɛn kɔnfyus se:
  - I rili bi!
  I bin bit Ɔgɔstin bak wit kanɔn, ɛn i sho in tit dɛn:
  - Mi na dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia!
  Svetlana bin de bark bak, i bin de shot:
  - Mi na aro uman!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de hit di Japan kɔst ɛn jomp ɔp ɛn dɔŋ as dɛn de du dat.
  Dɛn na rili di kayn uman dɛn we yu nɔ go ebul fɔ fɛn! Sɔntin frɔm di kategori - i go stɔp ɔs we de rɔn ɛn go insay wan hut we de bɔn!
  Natasha faya bak ɛn ala, ɛn kil bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn na Jepan:
  - Dis kru we nɔ kɔmpara, ɛn di ays aerobatics!
  Zoya bin nel ɛn chirp bak:
  - Di fɛt nɔ dɔn, yu nɔ go ebul fɔ go os!
  Ɛn i sho in lɔng ɛn pink tɔŋ.
  Ɔgɔstin bin faya bak, i bin de wink wit in blu ɛn ɛmirald yay:
  - Wi go fɛt fɔ oli Rus'!
  Svetlana bin faya bak, i bin de grin blaynd wan:
  - Fɔ Rɔshia ɛn fridɔm te to di ɛnd!
  Ɛn i bin de wink bak wit in safaya yay dɛn.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin go lɛk rial dɛbul dɛn. Ɛn nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔp dɛn ɔ win dɛn.
  Natasha shot ɛn muf wit admireshɔn:
  - Fɔ Mama Rus in!
  Zoya faya ɛn ala se:
  - Fɔ di Tsar-Papa!
  Whacked ɛn Ɔgɔstin, de his:
  - Gret Rɔshian ɔda.
  Pan ɔl we di titi bin gɛt dawt bɔt di las wan. Ɛn di say we Ɔgɔstin bin de wok fɔ di pikin dɛn bin biliv se di Soviet ɔda we dɛn bin de bost nɔ bin de. Yu kin pe fɔ wok fɔ mami ɛn dadi biznɛs ɛn gɛt ɛkstra rɛshɔn. Ɛn di wan dɛn we de wok na di kamp na animal dɛn we rili lɛk fɔ du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit ɔda pɔsin. So us kayn ɔda tin bin de na di USSR? Di titi nɔ bin tu laki. Bɔt na di kɔloni, i bin yus fɔ rɔn barefut na di sno, ɛn insay di frɔst we bin rili bad wit shɔt skit ɛn af nekɛd. I dɔn at ɛn gɛt di kwaliti dɛn we mashin we de fɛt kin gɛt. Ɔgɔstin bin lɛk fɔ sho se i dɔn pas na di kɔloni.
  Ɛn se naw di dɛbul insɛf nɔto in brɔda. Aweva, i nɔ bin de mek pɔsin fred so. Di gyal prizina dɛnsɛf nɔ wikɛd lɛk di bɔy pikin dɛn. Ɛn dɛn bin de gri wit dɛnsɛf mɔ ɔ smɔl. Ɛn Ɔgɔstin bin yus to di kol kwik kwik wan. I bin de barefut ɛn rɔn na di sno insay in panti we i fri. Ɛn wetin de sɔprayz na dat yu kin yus to am. Ɛn i nɔ de mek pɔsin fred fɔ waka na di kol. Bɔt di jem dɛn nɔ bin de stik pan Ɔgɔstin, ɛn i nɔ bin rili taya we i de saw tik dɛn ɔ wok na fil.
  Bɔku tɛm, Ɔgɔstin bin de sho in bɛst say na di kɔloni, ɛn bɔku tɛm dɛn bin ivin sɛt am as ɛgzampul to ɔda pipul dɛn. Ɛn di titi lan fɔ ple chɛs de. Ɛn i bin win agens ɔlman.
  Bɔku tɛm, Ɔgɔstin na dɛbul we pas ɔlman.
  Ɛn naw, lɛk gɔn shot, dɛn go blo di samurai apat!
  Svetlana bin hit ɛn kil bɔku ɛnimi dɛn bak. Ɛn i siŋ bak, i de sho in tit.
  - Mun flawa ɛn ston... Wi go mek di Japan pipul dɛn yuz saber!
  Natasha bin tɔk wit ostentatious wit as i de faya di Japan pipul dɛn:
  - Wi na gyal pikin dɛn we gɛt maynd, dat na tru!
  Zoya, we bin de nak di samurai, bin swɛt:
  - Ayɔn fakt!
  Nɔ, pan ɔl di win dɛn we Rɔshia bin win, di win we Jepan bin win insay rial istri na in bin de mɔna dɛn pas ɔl. Pantap dat, dɛn lɔs to wan kɔntri we rili smɔl pan pipul dɛn, ɛn ivin mɔ pan teritɔri, ɛn ikɔmik pɔtnɛshɛl pas Rɔshia. Wi nɔ fɔ tɔk bɔt se Mama Rus in bin gɛt bɔku bɔku soja tradishɔn ɛn wɔ ɛkspiriɛns pas Jepan. Ɛn di Mosin rayf, we bin de wok wit di Rɔshian ami, na di bɛst wan na di wɔl. I bin go bak tru di Gret Wɔ fɔ lɛk in kɔntri.
  Bɔt di tin we de mɔna pas ɔl na di bad tin dɛn we dis wɔ dɔn du. Dɛn bin tɔn to pipul dɛn we dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ ripɛnt. Rɔshia bin mis di chans fɔ tek Chaina. Ɛn mek Zheltorossiya. Ɛn dis bin mek tumara bambay di Chaynish monsta go apia. Ɛn di fɔdɔm we di tsarist ɛmpaya bin fɔdɔm, ɛn di we aw wan intanashɔnal ɛn fedaral USSR bin kɔmɔt instead fɔ wan wanwɔd Rɔshian stet.
  Di Rɛd Ɛmpaya bin gɛt wan bɛnifit nɔmɔ we yu kɔmpia am wit di Tsarist Ɛmpaya - wan kɔmyunis, totalitarian aydiɔlɔji, we bin rili pɔpul na di wɔl. Ɛn dat na bin trɛnk.
  Bɔt di kɔmyunis dɛn nɔ bin laki fɔ dɛn lida dɛn. Afta Stalin, we insɛf bin rili bad, dɛn kayn nɔ-ɛntiti dɛn de bin disayd se i go bi mumu fɔ trɔs dɛn wan kɔlektif fam.
  Pan ɔl dis, di Romanov kiŋ dɛn bin difrɛn. Ɛn Alɛgzanda di Fɔs, ɛn Nikolas di Fɔs, ɛn Alɛgzanda di Sɛkɔn, ɛn Alɛgzanda di Tɔd, ɛn sɔntɛm Nikolas di Sɛkɔn, na bin big big lida ɛn kiŋ dɛn na Rɔshia. I bɛtɛ pas di stupid kɔlektif fama Nikita Khrushchev, we nɔ ebul fɔ tɔk tu wɔd if i nɔ gɛt wan pepa, Brezhnev, ɛn ivin mɔ Gɔrbachev.
  Di Romanov famili na bin kiŋ dɛn we bin gɛt sakrifays ɛn we bin mek Rɔshia bɔku. Insay di tri ɔndrɛd ia we dɛn bin de rul, Rɔshia bin gro tɛn tɛm pan di teritɔri ɛn ivin mɔ pan di pipul dɛn we bin de de.
  Wi nɔ gɛt wan dawt fɔ se Rɔshia fɔ dɔn gɛt fayn fayn tumara bambay if di Romanov famili fɔdɔm nɔ bin apin. Insay Tsarist Rɔshia, di pasɛnt pan di Rɔshian pipul dɛn bin fɔ dɔn bɔku, ɛn dɛn bin de go bifo fɔ mek di Rɔshia dɛn we de nia di siti dɛn. Smɔl smɔl di ɛmpaya go dayjɛst in teritɔri dɛn ɛn bi wan wan. Indian ɛn Chaynish pipul dɛn, ɛn blak pipul dɛn go gladi fɔ bi pipul dɛn we di Rɔshian Tsa de rul.
  Rɔshia bin difrɛn frɔm Briten bikɔs i bin gɛt strɔng tsarist pawa, i nɔ bin de mek di ɔdasay dɛn sɔfa, bɔt i bin mek dɛn jɔyn togɛda. If na di British Ɛmpaya, di British dɛn bin gɛt di sem rayt, ɛn di Indian dɛn nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ rayt, dat min se na Rɔshia ɔl pipul dɛn bin gɛt ikwal rayt. Di onli eksepshɔn kin bi fɔ di Ju pipul dɛn we nɔ de tɔk se dɛn na Ɔtodɔks - fɔ dɛn, dɛn bin nid fɔ de na di say we dɛn de.
  Bɔt ɔda pipul dɛn bin gɛt di sem rayt wit di Rɔshian dɛn. Dɛn mared, miks, gri fɔ tek Ɔtodɔks, ɛn smɔl smɔl dɛn bigin fɔ jɔyn di Gret Rɔshian Si. I sɔri, bɔt di Bolshevik dɛn bin ambɔg dis prɔses.
  Di wik we Rɔshia bin wik na bin Ɔtodɔks bak, we stil na Kristian rilijɔn. Fet frɔm Ju pipul dɛn ɛn sɔm pat pan di pipul dɛn na di Grik.
  Di tichin na pacifist, ɛn di kɔmɔn pipul dɛn nɔ ɔndastand am ɔl. Fɔ tru, wetin mek Jizɔs go na di krɔs? Ɛn di men tin na if Gɔd we de hang pan di krɔs kin mek pɔsin gɛt kɔnfidɛns fɔ win ɛn in yon trɛnk.
  Krays kin inspɛkt yu fɔ fɛt - we tich, dɛn hit yu na yu rayt chɛk - tɔn yu lɛft!
  Na tru se nɔto so! Yu tink se i pɔsibul fɔ bi ɛmpaya ɛn gɛt rilijɔn we de sɔpɔt pis?
  Jɛnɛral wan, fɔ planɛt Wɔl, wan ɛmpaya go bi blɛsin! Ɛn nɔto dis chaos ɛn chaos!
  Wan gɔvmɛnt. Bɔt na jɔs Jɔn in rivyu we kɔl di wangren pawa we de na di Wɔl - di pawa we di Antichrist gɛt! Da tɛm de, yu tink se pipul dɛn we gɛt sɛns nɔ go se di Baybul na buk we de pwɛl pipul dɛn?
  Mɔtalman fɔ gɛt wanwɔd. Ɛn di planɛt fɔ de rul bay - Wan Rula! Ivin if na tyrant, bɔt na wan nɔmɔ! Ɛn wan piramid we gɛt pawa. Wan ɛmpaya.
  Insay dis, di Rɔshian Ɛmpaya we di Romanov dɛn bin gɛt bin fit fɔ mek dɛn gɛt pawa na di wɔl. Di kiŋ dɛn bin strikt smɔl ɛn fridɔm sote layf ɔnda dɛn nɔ bin bad. Ivin prostitushɔn bin de insay lɔ! Bɔku fri pas ɔnda di "pipul dɛn" pawa we di Bolshevik dɛn gɛt.
  Afta dɛn dɔn win di Japan pipul dɛn na di si, di gyal pikin dɛn bin gɛda trɔfi dɛn. Mɔni, fɔ tru nɔto pepa mɔni, dɛn nid bak. Ɛn difrɛn valyu dɛn.
  Natasha bin notis se:
  - Nɔto bɔku gold de na Jepan!
  Zoya bin gri se:
  - Yu nɔ go mek mɔni!
  Ɔgɔstin bin kik di ston dɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn se:
  - Fɔ di nyu Rɔshian ɔda!
  Svetlana bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Ɛn nɔ nel!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de twirl... Natasha bin tink. Dat di wɔ de boring ɛn dɛn de mis sɔntin. I go fayn fɔ gɛt di nɔmba fayv wan bak. Fɔ ɛgzampul, wan fayn bɔbɔ we de du errand. Na dat dɛn de mis bɔt di bɔbɔ dɛn.
  Ɛn in jɔnal, wetin mek sɔm pipul dɛn tink se wok wit pikin dɛn nɔ kin intres?
  Afta ɔl, pikin kin bi pɔsin we gɛt sɛns fɔ mek tin dɛn, kɔmanda, empara fɔ wan spɛshal ɛmpaya, jenɛral, ɛn ivin di Masta Gɔd, we mek di Yunivas!
  Infakt, bɔbɔ kin mek di wan ol wɔl ɛn mek in yon lɔ dɛn. Ɛn dis na tin we intrestin.
  Wetin mek bɔbɔ wɔs pas big pɔsin? Bɔy nɔ go ebul fɔ bi pɔsin we gɛt sɛns? Sɔntɛm, na tru! Ɛn na kɔmanda bak! Wetin mek di bɔbɔ nɔ intrestin? I nɔ go ebul fɔ sev di wan ol wɔl? Ɔ mek am? Insay fikshɔn, na tru!
  Di trɛnk we bɔbɔ gɛt kin rili bɔku. Natasha bin tink se i go fayn fɔ gɛt da kayn supa bɔbɔ de we go de na do as pikin sote go. I rili fayn fɔ gɛt pikin ɔ yɔŋ tɛm we go de sote go. Aw man dɛn kin lɔs fayn ɛn atraktiv we dɛn de ol. Bɔt if uman stil na natin te i ol tati fayv ia, dat min se bɔbɔ dɔn ɔlrɛdi pwɛl bikɔs i gɛt biad ɛn in bɔdi ia we i ol fayvtin ia. Natasha bin swɛt. Yes, di man we at fɔ si pas ɔl na we i nɔ gɛt biad ɛn i nɔ gɛt ia. Ej de pwɛl aesthetics insay man dɛn. Ɛn fɔ uman dɛn bak. Yu tink se fayn fayn tin dɛn nɔ de igen as di ia dɛn de go? Ɛn aw Gɔd alaw dis?
  Aesthetics ɛn pafɛkt! Girls we ol twɛnti na dɛn fayn pas ɔl - fresh, yɔŋ ɛn divɛlɔp! Ɛn dɛn biad nɔ de gro, dɛn bɔdi fayn, ɛn dɛn nɔ gɛt wrinkles ɔ fold.
  Te di biad gro, di bɔbɔ tan lɛk gyal pikin. Bɔt afta dat, i kin gɛt ia ɛn i nɔ kin fayn. Na dat mek Natasha bin want fɔ fɛn wan bɔbɔ we go de sote go we go ebul fɔ bi mɛmba na dɛn tim. Dɛn 4 ya luk lɛk twɛnti ia so - di very blossom ɛn freshness of biuti. Ɛn di bɔbɔ nɔ fɔ ol pas fayvtin, sɔntɛm tritɛn ia, so dat aesthetics go de.
  Ɛn dɛn nid bɔbɔ we gɛt pawaful pawa so dat i nɔ go slo di tim. So dat i nɔ go bi in lod.
  Natasha bin aks Zoya se:
  - Yu gri se wi de mis somtin?
  Zoya bin aks se:
  - Ɛn wetin rili?
  Natasha bin ansa wit smayl se:
  - Bɔy!
  Svetlana bin de gigl ɛn tɛl am se:
  - Wi nid wan bɔy-Superman! If nɔto dat, i nɔ gɛt wan minin!
  Natasha bin sho in tit ɛn tɛl am se:
  - Gud bɔbɔ at fɔ fɛn! Fɔ bi pɔsin we go ɛp wi ɛn nɔ bi lod!
  Zoya bin gri se:
  - Yes, na dat wi nid!
  Ɔgɔstin bin de gigl ɛn swɛt in yay ɛn se:
  -Wea yu go get am? Usay yu go ebul fɔ gɛt A?
  Natasha bin tɔk se:
  - Wetin yu go du if yu cast spell? Na dat na di aidia!
  Svetlana bin bɔs ɛn laf:
  - Kɔnjure wan bɔbɔ?! Dis na kul tin!
  Zoya bin tɔk wit zil se:
  - Mek wi mek majik! Ɛn wan big sɛklɔ go de!
  I klia se di wɔri pipul dɛn bin gladi. Dɛn bin want sɔntin we go mek dɛn kɔle pas dat. Ɛn fɔ gɛt di nɔmba fayv bɔbɔ na di tim kin rili fayn!
  We dɛn bin de go, di gyal pikin dɛn bin kam mit Jepan prizina dɛn. Dɛn fɔdɔm na dɛn fes ɛn kis di fayn fayn uman dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de purp wit satisfay. Dɛn bin fil se dɛn dɔn tɔn pan dɛn.
  In jɔnal, aw i fayn fɔ kis uman in leg, ɛn mɔ in rawnd il.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de waka wit prawd wit dɛn chɛst we bin stɔp. Dɛn apia bin so disisiv ɛn i bin klia we nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ chenj se dɛn na nɔmba wan. Ɛn dɛn go gɛt praymari pan ɔltin.
  Natasha bin notis se:
  - If na mi na bin Gɔd, a go mek ɔl pipul dɛn fayn lɛk ɛlf. Fɔ mek i fayn fɔ si!
  Anjɛlika bin de gigl as i de tɔk se:
  "I fayn fɔ mek fayn fayn pipul dɛn sɔfa." Ɛni we aw i bi, a nɔ go ɛva chenj uman in bɔdi, ɛn tɔn am to ol uman. I bin rili bad to mi bak! Yɔŋ tɛm rili fayn!
  Di Rɔshian ami bin de muf go na Tɔkyo. Fo gyal pikin dɛn rɔn barefut bifo di yunit dɛn ɛn pwɛl di samurai.
  Natasha bin trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn siŋ se:
  - Glori to di Rɔshian land!
  Zoya insɛf trowe in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin insay di gift fɔ day, skata di Japan pipul dɛn, ɛn ala se:
  - Glori to mi Mama Land!
  Ɔgɔstin tek di grenade wit in il we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn i se:
  - Glori to di Ɔtodɔks Tsar!
  Svetlana, we bin de ple wit in leg ɛn mɔsul dɛn, bin tɔk bak se:
  - Wi big big Nikolai!
  Ɛn i bin lans bak wan gift fɔ pwɛl di Japan pipul dɛn. Ɛn i bin du am fayn fayn wan. Na so di gyal pikin dɛn de ya. Jɔs nayt dɛn we de day ɛn ɔda wɔl fɔs dɛn.
  Natasha slash wit in sɔd dɛn, i kɔt di Japan pipul dɛn ed ɛn chip:
  - Rɔshia na kiŋ kɔntri!
  Zoya kik di grenade wit in bare fut, trowe di samurai na difrɛn say dɛn ɛn blɔk se:
  - Gɔd gi wi sote go!
  Ɔgɔstin bin tɔch di gift fɔ day wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin tɔk se:
  - Wi go win sote go!
  Svetlana mek wan winda mil wit in sɔd dɛn, kil fayv samurai wan tɛm, ɛn grin:
  - Wi de pas di ɛgzam wit fayn fayn mak!
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn bigin fɔ wev dɛn sɔd ɛn kɔt di Jepan dɛn dɔŋ fayn fayn wan. I dɔn ɔlrɛdi bi sɔm, ɛn i rili fayn ɛn wam. Di wɔ nid fɔ dɔn kwik kwik wan. Ɛn di bɛst we na fɔ dɔn win Jepan bay we dɛn mek di Mikado we di Rɔshian Tsa Nikolas II bin mek. So dat if di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ apin, di Land of the Rising San nɔ go chuk di Rɔshian dɛn bak!
  Ɛn di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn de mach na Tɔkyo. Wi de op fɔ win wan rili glori. Samurai de sɔfa fɔ win afta dɛn dɔn win.
  Natasha chop di Japanese ɛn siŋ:
  - Either sista dem, or...
  Di fayn uman kin trowe grenade bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Zoya de faya bak, trowe gift fɔ day wit in an ɛn fut dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn siŋ na di tap pan in lɔng dɛn:
  - Sista dɛn lɛk fɔ liv...
  Ɔgɔstin kin hack ɛn shot bak, lans grenade wit in bare fut ɛn wisɛl:
  - Yu nɔ nid fɔ du wit wi Nikolai...
  Svetlana, we de kɔntinyu fɔ kɔt ɛn swing in sɔd dɛn ɛn trowe tin dɛn we de bɔn wit in il we nɔ gɛt natin, de ala:
  - Push!
  Natasha de hack di Japan pipul dɛn ɛn siŋ, we i de hack ivin tranga wan ɛn wit wamat mɔ, lɛk se i de fred:
  - Either sista dem, or...
  Di fayn uman kin trowe grenade bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Zoya de faya bak, trowe gift fɔ day wit in an ɛn fut dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn siŋ na di tap pan in lɔng dɛn:
  - Sista dɛn lɛk fɔ liv...
  Ɔgɔstin kin hack ɛn shot bak, lans grenade wit in bare fut ɛn wisɛl:
  - Yu nɔ nid fɔ du wit wi Nikolai...
  Svetlana, we de kɔntinyu fɔ kɔt ɛn swing in sɔd dɛn ɛn trowe tin dɛn we de bɔn wit in il we nɔ gɛt natin, de ala:
  - Push!
  Dis na aw di gyal pikin dɛn kin go, lɛk nɛf we de pas na bɔta. Di Japan pipul dɛn day bay di tawzin ɛn dɛn sɔrɛnda. Dɛn nɔto so we nɔ de chenj chenj.
  Sɔm prizina dɛn kin fɔdɔm na dɛn fes ɛn kis di gyal pikin dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn dɛn dɔti, rawnd il.
  Fat de fala fɛt. Di samurai dɛn kin panik ɛn dɛn kin sɔfa to di Rɔshian bled dɛn. Dɛn kin fɔdɔm na dɛn fes ɛn butu dɛn ed.
  Bɔt sɔm kin tinap tranga wan wit traŋa.
  Fo gyal pikin dɛn de pwɛl di Japan pipul dɛn ɛn di sem tɛm dɛn de siŋ:
  Wi Komsomol memba dem de olwes barefut,
  Ɛn tru di snodrift ɛn di dɛzat sand...
  Wi de wam wit kɔmyunizim, no di drim, .
  Strim dɛn we gɛt blɔd de flɔ tik tik lɛk riva!
  
  Wi lɛk Gɔd, wi de ɔnɔ Jizɔs, .
  Comrade wise Stalin na big tin fɔ wi...
  Afta ɔl, wi pipul dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ win dɛn atɔl, .
  Ɛn wi gyal pikin dɛn, no se wi de muf ɔltɛm!
  
  Wi fɔ rich big big ayt dɛn, .
  Na di say we dɛn de bil paradays, usay kɔmyunizim de...
  Afta ɔl, Lenin de wit wi ɛn di prɛshɔn de bɔku
  No bad fasizm nɔ go de!
  
  Ɔtodɔks Tsa, Nikolas we gɛt sɛns, .
  Raised Russia proudly oba di planɛt...
  Ɛn una gyal pikin dɛn, una gɛt maynd wit maynd, .
  Kɔl di dashing aggressors fɔ akɔn!
  
  Rɔshia na wi kɔntri fɔ di sol, .
  I de kɔba ɔl di kɔntri dɛn wit in bɔdi...
  En yu dans barefut gyal, .
  If yu enta Berlin in viktri May!
  
  Lɛk Gɔd, ɔnɔ Jizɔs, .
  Nɔ no wikɛd tin dɛn, hiro fɛtman dɛn.
  Tear di ɛnimi dɛn fɔ Rɔshia we dɛn de fɛt, .
  Ɛn na di parede insay raytin fɔmɛshɔn!
  
  Mek di Rɔshian flag flay na Tɔkyo, .
  Wi go win, a no se fɔ shɔ...
  Ɛn di Viktɔri De bin de smɛl lɛk gɔnpawda, .
  Mek gladi at ɛn paradays de fɔ ɔlman fɔ but!
  Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin kam insay Tɔkyo. Dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt na di strit dɛn. Gɛl dɛn we nɔ gɛt fut bin de muf rawnd, kɔt dɛn, shot dɛn, dɔnawe wit dɛn.
  Natasha bin trowe wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin fɔ du sɔntin we de briŋ day ɛn pwɛl pwɛl, ɛn i bin de siŋ se:
  - Glori to wi oli kɔntri!
  Ɛn i wink wit in safaya yay.
  Zoya giv wan burst en slash wit in swords. I bin lans di gift dɛn bak fɔ day wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin se:
  - Ɛn Tsar Nikolas II!
  Ɔgɔstin bin wink wit in ɛmirald yay. I bin jomp ay pasmak. I bin de muv in fut we nɔ gɛt natin oba di samurai.
  Dɔn i bin twit se:
  - In di nem of di Motherland, lov!
  Ɛn i bin pul spak dɛn na in yay! Ɛn i shek in kɔba hip dɛn.
  Svetlana bin de slap wit sɔd dɛn bak. Kil bɔku bɔku samurai dɛn. I bin lans tu-tri grenade dɛn wit in ɔda an dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin de swɛt:
  - Mek wi Mama Land gɛt glori!
  Natasha bin lans sɔntin bak we de kil pɔsin wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I bin bɔn di wan dɛn we bin de agens am. Ɛn i bin de ala se:
  - Mek layt de!
  Zoya tek am, jomp op, trowe distrɔkshɔn wit in bare fut, ɛn swɛt:
  - Mek glori de!
  Ɛn i go wink wit in yay dɛn we tan lɛk safaya.
  Bɔt Ɔgɔstin, we gɛt grɔn yay we de shayn, bin de chip, i bin de lans wan grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin:
  - Mek Russia de insay di gladi gladi fɔ di kiŋ dɛn!
  Svetlana shek in chɛst we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn ala se:
  - Fɔ di glori fɔ di Papa Tsar!
  Ɛn i bin lans wan grenade bak wit wan pat we de brok brok wit in fut.
  Natasha bin slash wit in sɔd dɛn. I bin krɔs di Japan pipul dɛn ɛn lans wan grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Dɔn i ala se:
  - Glori fɔ di Gret Rɔshian Ɛmpaya!
  Ɛn i bin de lik in lip dɛn. A bin imajin aw i tek man pafɛkt wit in fayn fayn mɔt. Aw dis na fayn tin fɔ gyal pikin.
  Zoya tek di gift fɔ day ɛn trowe am wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I bin krɔs di Japan pipul dɛn ɛn kil dɛn. Ɛn i bin de swɛt se:
  - Tɛnda ɛn laytin!
  Ɔgɔstin tek ɛn lans wan day grenade wit in il we nɔ gɛt natin. I go kil di samurai ɛn siŋ:
  - Ɔra, fred na di simɛstri!
  Svetlana grin in fes ɛn grɔmbul, i lans wan ɔda grenade we briŋ day:
  - Faya de ala!
  Natasha jomp ɛn kik di grenade wit in bare il. I bin lans am wit rili sɛns. I shot wan grup we na Jepan ɛn swɛt:
  - Glori fɔ Rɔshia!
  Zoya bin lans grenade bak wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. I bin skata di wan dɛn we bin de agens am ɛn tɔk se:
  - Glori to di kiŋ!
  Ɔgɔstin bin hit am. Wan titi we rili agresiv. I gi wan tɔn ɛn bark wit wan grin:
  - Ɛn glori to wi!
  Svetlana tek am ɛn trowe di gift fɔ day wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I bin skata dɛn ɔlsay lɛk samurai skit ɛn i bin de swɛt:
  - Ɛn big glori to di Mama Land!
  Di 4 gyal pikin dɛn bin de muf lɛk bɔl we gɛt rat snek. I bin klia se dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔp dɛn so izi wan. Na sɔntin lɛk wan pikin we gɛt wom, ɔ wan pak we gɛt wulf.
  Dɛn de muf lɛk riva we nɔ gɛt ɛnd. Dɛn kin tear ɛnibɔdi we kam na in an.
  Ɛn dɛn kɔt samurai dɛn wit di kayn at we dragɔn gɛt we de blo.
  Natasha de siŋ:
  - Na di bɔda...
  Dɔn i trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Zoya lans wan ɔda gift fɔ day ɛn wispa:
  - Di klawd dɛn de dak!
  Ɔgɔstin bin plant wan nyu bɔndɛl fɔ day. Ɛn i bin du am wit fut we nɔ gɛt natin. So masta sabi bukman.
  I skata di Japan pipul dɛn ɛn tɔk se:
  - Di rijyɔn na harsh...
  Svetlana trowe wan ɔda day blank, ɛn rɔsh, sho in agresiv tong:
  - Saylens de envelop mi!
  Natasha bin lans wan nyu bim fɔ pwɛl, i bin de swɛt:
  - Di wan dɛn we lɔng...
  Zoya trowe sɔntin we de briŋ day ɛn his:
  - Di bank dɛn na di Amur!
  Ɛn wit in bare il i nak di Japan chin.
  Ɔgɔstin bin kik in ɛnimi na in groin. I bin trowe am ɔp. Mek mi flay.
  Ɛn i bin de chirp:
  - Glori to di USSR ɛn Tsar Nicholas II!
  Ɛn na Svetlana ya, wit in leg we nɔ gɛt natin as i de giv-ɔp. Aw fɔ twist di wan dɛn we de agens yu. Aw i go krɔs di Japan pipul dɛn ɛn blad:
  - Na di nem fɔ di Romanov dɛn!
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn kin fɛt wit wamat bak.
  Natasha, we bin de kɔt di Japan pipul dɛn wit sɔd, bin stil de tink. Wɛl, Tsa Nikolas II nɔ bin bad atɔl.
  Pantap dat, di pipul dɛn na Rɔshia dɔn bɔku bay wan pat pan tri pat, ɛn di ikɔmi dɔn go ɔp 4 tɛm. Di mɔni we dɛn de spɛn fɔ lan buk dɔn bɔku siks tɛm. Mɛdisin sɛf dɔn bɛtɛ.
  Rɔshia dɔn tek di fɔs ples na di wɔl pan gold ɛn ɔyl prodakshɔn. Di kɔntri bin rayz ɛn divɛlɔp. Apat frɔm di bad bad tin we Jepan bin win, di tɛm we Nikolas di Sɛkɔn bin de rul bin rili fayn.
  Ɛn in jɔnal, bad lak na bin di rizin we mek dɛn win Nikolas di Sɛkɔn.
  Sɔm pipul dɛn laki, ɔda wan dɛn nɔ laki.
  Tsar Nicholas II nɔ bin rili laki. Dɔn Makarov go day aksidɛntli. Ɛn Rɔshia de lɔs wan admiral we gɛt talɛnt we kɔmparabl to Ushakov. Dɔn di jenɛral ɛn hiro na Pɔt Ata Kɔndratenko day.
  Rɔshia de gɛt bɔku difrɛn prɔblɛm dɛn. Ɛn pasɔnal frɔm Tsar Nicholas II.
  Bɔt yu tink se Gɔd nɔ bin fɔ dɔn sɔpɔt Nikolas II, ɛn di sem tɛm Rɔshia? Ɛn wetin mek Tsa Nikolas bin gɛt bɔku ɛnimi dɛn? Na gud kiŋ in. Intɛligent, kain, erudite, kɔlchɔ. Nɔto wan tyrant lɛk Pita di Gret ɔ Ivan di Terrible. Wetin mek dis kayn big ɛn kɔlchɔ kiŋ gɛt bɔku ɛnimi dɛn?
  Na sikrit se wan pan di rizin we mek Russia win di wɔ wit Japan na di nɔmba fayv kɔlɔm.
  Tsar Nicholas II insay dis kes nɔ bin rili saksesful fɔ fɛt di oposishɔn.
  Bɔt di kiŋ bin tu saf. Ɛn di sem tɛm i bin de sho insɛf wit blɔd. Yɛs, Sɔnde bin tɔn to di kiŋ in sɛtup. I bin tɔn to so bad. If nɔto fɔ Blɔdi Sɔnde, Rɔshia fɔ dɔn win Jepan, pan ɔl we dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ du am fɔs.
  Di Rɔshian ami we bin de na Manchuria bin big pas wan ɛn af tɛm pas di Jepan ami ɛn wi nɔ gɛt wan dawt fɔ se dɛn bin fɔ dɔn win. Alas, di histri chans bin mis. Di Tsarist Russia bin sɔfa di defet we pas ɔl di ɔda wan dɛn we dɛn dɔn win, ɛn dis bin ambɔg di Tsar in prestij.
  Ala, Rɔshia nɔ bin laki da tɛm de. Ɛn di ɛmpaya we gɛt glori nɔ bin ebul fɔ win af pat na Chaena. Bɔt wetin na bin di tin dɛn we dɛn bin gɛt fɔ du? Di Rɔshian Ɛmpaya kin gɛt bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn ɛn krɔs di wan ol wɔl wit sojaman pawa! Bɔt sɔntin lɛk dis nɔ bin apin!
  Natasha bin lans wan grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I blo wan duzin Japan pipul dɛn ɛn ala se:
  - Ɛn di fɛt kɔntinyu bak, ɛn Lɛnin so yɔŋ! Ɛn yɔŋ Ɔktoba de bifo!
  Afta dat di titi ron di mil.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin ebul fɔ tek Tɔkyo togɛda wit di kiŋ in ami. Ɛn naw ɔl wetin lɛf na fɔ kech di Mikado. Ɛn di sojaman dɛn rɔsh fɔ fala di ɛnimi dɛn.
  Natasha ɛn in tim pas di kɔnvoy. Ɛn di big big fɛt wit di empara in gad dɛn bigin.
  Girls kin slash wit sɔd ɛn trowe grenade wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Dɛn kin brok tru to di Emparɔ na Jepan.
  Rili fayn gyal pikin dɛn, sɛxy, slim, mɔskul. Aw dɛn big.
  Ɛn di leg dɛn nɔ gɛt natin ɛn dɛn kin muv bad bad wan. Ɛn dɛn kin trowe disk ɛn grenade.
  Natasha, we bin dɔn kɔt di Japan pipul dɛn, bin tɔk se:
  - Nikolas di Gret Tsar!
  Ɛn i go trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Zoya kɔnfɔm dis ɛn i trowe wan dagɔ bak, i de sho in tit:
  - Glori to wi yon land!
  Ɛn i tek di dagɔ ɛn kɔt bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn na Jepan in trot.
  Ɔgɔstin sɛf trowe wan grenade. I de pwɛl di Japan pipul dɛn ɛn i de wispa:
  - Ren de kam na do, ɛn slush de na do!
  Svetlana trowe wan disk. I kɔt fayv Japan pipul dɛn trot. Afta dat di titi de chirp:
  - Ren de bifo, bɔt a want san!
  Ɛn bak di fayn fayn uman de laf. Na di gyal we fayn pas ɔlman na di yunivas. Pan ɔl we tri fayn fayn tin dɛn de bak.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn kin chip ɛn siŋ:
  Lenin go de wit wi sote go, .
  Mek di ia dɛn we nɔ izi fɔ pas!
  Glori to wi Motherland sta,
  A nɔ go ɛva pat wit am!
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn na hiro dɛn insay di tɛm we Tsa Nikolas II bin gɛt glori. Bɔku tɛm, i bin rili fayn ɔnda di Tsa. Ɔ bich, kat, ɔ ivin stimship dɛn we gɛt ful-ɔp fɔ ol. Kru, res, rawnd, voyage! Ɛn afta dat, dɛn go gi yu klos dɛn we dɛn mek wit wud!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn de du tin tranga wan, ɛn lɛk pɔsin we de kɔt lawn, dɛn de waka na di rank dɛn we di Japan gad dɛn de. Dɛn na wɔman dɛn we dɛn kin atak ɛn prɛs dɛn so dat dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ fɛn ɛnitin we ay pas dat.
  Natasha bin tɔk wit wan smayl frɔm Giaconda se:
  - Bɔt a gɛt difrɛn pawa! Dis na pawa, na pawa nɔmɔ!
  Ɛn i bin de flash in tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal. Na so so groovy ɛn agresiv tin dɛn de insay am.
  Natasha bin si bɔku tin dɛn we di wɔ bin de. A bin ebul fɔ go tru faya ɛn wata, bɔt kɔpa paip dɛn nɔ bin de so smɔl. Bɔku tin de insay ɛn so chik dat i nɔ pɔsibul fɔ tɔk insay fayn fayn stori ɔ diskrayb wit pen.
  Fɔ ɛgzampul, we wan titi bin kech wan Jamani tank ɛn drayv am tru Jamani pozishɔn dɛn. Yes, i bin gi layt to di Krauts da tɛm de. Bɔku kɔfin dɛn bin go na Jamani.
  Di titi bin ivin siŋ se:
  - Na di kɔntri we gud gyal pikin dɛn de, nid nɔ de fɔ kray. Ɛn if yu nɔ gɛt kɔmpyuta, yu kin day!
  Natasha in agresiv we rili big. Ɛn ɔda gyal pikin dɛnsɛf, nɔ less. Dɛn kin trit ɛn krɔs mawnten dɛn.
  Zoya de shot ɛn slash bak wit sɔd. Dis na di gyal we i bi, wit golden ia. Simply gorgeous ɛn groovy.
  I de ala na di tap pat pan in lɔng dɛn:
  - Briliant dɛfyushɔn!
  Ɛn i de atak wit gladi at we nɔ de bɛn. Dis na di gyal pikin.
  Bɔt Ɔgɔstin, wan gyal we bin go tru wan juvenail kɔloni, na klas fɛtman bak - supa!
  Di wɔman we gɛt rɛd ia de gɛt pawa kwik kwik wan. Ɛn i kin kɔt ɛn kɔt di ɛnimi.
  I de go bifo, ɛn ɛni tɛm we i swing in sɔd, i kin mek i sɔfa.
  Ɔgɔstin bin mɛmba wantɛm wantɛm aw dɛn bin arɛst am. Ɛn dɛn kɛr am wit ankɔ go na di wɔl insay wan blak fɛnɛl. Dis nɔ rili fayn, na tru.
  Bɔt di titi bin tray nɔ fɔ kray ɛn gɛt maynd. Bɔt, dis nɔ bin wok fayn fɔ am. I rili de mek pɔsin fred fɔ go na prizin.
  Na tru se Ɔgɔstin bin mek insɛf biliv se dɛn go put am na sɛl wit gyal pikin dɛn lɛk insɛf, ɛn na in na bin di fɔs pɔsin pan pikin dɛn. Bɔt a bin gɛt fɔ bia we dɛn bin de luk mi wit kruk ɛn rud wan, ɛn a bin gɛt fɔ pul mi klos dɛn ɔl. Dɔn wan sɛl we bin ful-ɔp ɛn we bin de smɛl. Ɛn afta dat, dɛn kin aks dɛn kwɛstyɔn dɛn ɛn bit dɛn!
  Dɛn bin bit Ɔgɔstin na in bɔdi wit rɔba hos ɛn na in il wit baton. Bɔt di bad bad sɔfa insɛf na, fɔ tru, ilɛktrik shɔk. We di ɛnd, di titi we bin taya bin sayn ɔltin ɛn go na di kɔloni.
  Bɔt Ɔgɔstin nɔ bin lɔs in mɔtalman layf ɛn i bin tray fɔ fɛt fɔ mek dɛn du wetin rayt. Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn we de na di kɔloni bɔku pan dɛn nɔmal. Ɛn dɛn bin de tray fɔ mek shɔ se ɔltin fayn. Di kɔmanda dɛn na di ditachmɛnt bin de du tin wit ɔl dɛn at.
  Ɔgɔstin bin de klaym di stɛp dɛn smɔl smɔl. Ɛn insɛf bin bi pɔsin we gɛt prɔpati. Di wayl animal we gɛt rɛd ia dɔn go fa. Ɛn in ia gɛt di kɔlɔ we gɛt rɛd kɔlɔ.
  Sɔntɛnde, Ɔgɔstin in gyal pikin nɔ bin de vɛks igen, bɔt dis bin jɔs mek i kol.
  Naw dɛn de krɔs di Japan gad dɛn, ɛn dɛn de kam nia di empara.
  Ɔgɔstin bin ivin siŋ se:
  - Mayti layt fɔ di ɛmpaya, .
  Gi gladi at to ɔl pipul...
  Na di yunivas we nɔ gɛt mɛzhɔ - .
  Yu nɔ go fɛn ɛnitin we fayn pas dis!
  Ɛn ɔl in tit dɛn bin kɔmɔt na do. Dis gyal bin tɔn to di wan dɛn we de ple aerobatik pas ɔlman. Bɔt i ful-ɔp wit layt ɛn gud tin. Wit ol di agresivnes.
  Ɔgɔstin bin de siŋ wit filin we de mek pɔsin drɔnk:
  - Enjɛl dɛn we de du gud! Tu wayt wing dɛn oba di wɔl!
  Svetlana bin ala bak, we i bin gɛt bɔku bɔku gladi-at:
  - Sɔmsay daisies de blo, a nɔ no! I tan lɛk ɛvin!
  Ɛn di titi wink bak ɛn slash wit wan flourish, ɛn kɔt bɔku bɔku fɛtman dɛn.
  Di Mikado Emparɔ, afta dɛn dɔn kil ɔl in bɔdi gad dɛn, i fɔdɔm na in ni. Ɛn i kis Natasha in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Di gyal pikin dɛn bin tɔk fayn fɔ se:
  - If yu sayn di sɔrɛnda, yu kin slip wit 4 pan wi wan tɛm!
  Wɛl, udat nɔ go gri fɔ du dis? Di empara bin sayn wantɛm wantɛm fɔ lɛ i sɔrɛnda. Ɛn afta dat, di rial fɛstival fɔ bif bigin. So dis na big tin ɛn i fayn. Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn lɛk am, ɛn na so di empara lɛk am! Dɛn ɔl na dɛn kayn wɔndaful fayn fayn tin dɛn de. Simply di highest aerobatics ɛn wɔriɔs dɛn na di kɔsmik wɔl dɛn.
  Di Emparɔ bin kis ɛni gyal in il we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we gɛt fayn fayn il. Fɔ ansa dis, di gyal pikin dɛn bin de tek dɛn turn fɔ wok wit dɛn tɔng. Ɛn dɛn bin drɛb di Jepan kiŋ so tranga wan dat i slip rayt pan dɛn bɔdi.
  Bɔt di wok bin dɔn! Jepan dɔn kapitul! Ɛn di wɔ we bin tek wan ɛn af ia, bin dɔn. We bin kɔst Rɔshia bɔku mɔni ɛn sakrifays. Bɔt, i bin dɔn fayn.
  Frɔm wetin Tsa Nikolas II bin disayd, dɛn pul di Mikado na pawa ɛn di nyu empara na Jepan bi Nikolas II. Na so Rɔshia bin mek in prɔpati dɛn bɔku pan wan we we bin rili impɔtant. Ɛn i bin go ɔp to ayt we nɔbɔdi nɔ si yet we i bin de divɛlɔp in kiŋ. Di kiŋ in ɛmpaya bin kam fɔ bi wɔndaful ɛn nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ win am. Ɛn in bot dɛn na big big briz we nɔ impɔtant na di si!
  Nikolas II bin anawns se dɛn go du rifrendum na Jepan fɔ jɔyn Rɔshia. Ɛn dis kayn rifrendum bin gɛt tin dɛn we pɔsin go ebul fɔ tɔk bɔt. Di tin dɛn we Tsa Nikolas II bin plan fɔ du bin kam tru. Dis na bin di big wan pan di Rɔshian tsa dɛn.
  Jepan bin jɔyn di Rɔshian Ɛmpaya.
  Di gyal pikin dem, meanwhile, let dem sol go. Mek lɔv to bɔku man dɛn. Dɛn bin lɛk am so, i bin kray. Ɛspɛshali if bɔku man dɛn de, mɔ yɔŋ man dɛn, dat min se dis rili fayn! Ɛn a want fɔ lɛk dɛn ɛn du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs.
  Afta sɔm dez we di gyal pikin dɛn bin de du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit dɛnsɛf, bikɔs dɛn bin dɔn ɛnjɔy dɛnsɛf bɔku tɛm, dɛn bin slip. Dɛn bigin fɔ snɛf ɛn drim bɔt difrɛn tin dɛn.
  Dɛn bin de drim bɔt dɛn kɔntri we na di USSR. Wi dɔn de fɛt di Third Reich fɔ fayvtin ia naw.
  Molotov don de tok abaut di situeshɔn wit in entourage. Na di kalenda Julay 3, 1955. Dɛn de put difrɛn aidia dɛn bifo. Inklud di wan dɛn we rili gɛt maynd.
  Zhukov bin tɔk wit sɔri-at se:
  - Di Nazi dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt! Ɛn dis na bikɔs di pipul dɛn na Amɛrika ɛn Gret Briten de ɛp dɛn. Dis Hitler na big big big animal, bɔt dɛn fɔgɛt ɔl dis bikɔs dɛn de tink bɔt dɛnsɛf nɔmɔ! Ɛn ivin bɔku bɔku Ju pipul dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn kil!
  Vasilevsky bin gri wit dis:
  - Yes, di Jaman pipul dɛn kin gɛt ɛp frɔm USA ɛn Briten. Di impɛrɛyalist dɛn nɔ intres fɔ dɔn di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ. Dɛn want bɔku mɔ ɛkstra blɔd!
  Molotov bin tɔk wit wan sigrɛt se:
  - Dɛn gol dɛn klia! Anihilate wi ɛn Jamani, ɛn afta dat, dikte yu wil!
  Zhukov bin nɔd fɔ sho se i gri se:
  - A si, i tan lɛk tu ɛn tu! Bɔt fɔ tru, di fasist dɛn kin gɛda fɔrina dɛn ɛn difrɛn sojaman dɛn fɔ kam na di ami. Dɛn kin rili at fɔ tinap tranga wan. Rɔshia rili de pan denja fɔ lɔs!
  Molotov slam in fist pan di tebul ɛn se:
  - Dis nɔ go apin! Wi fɔ win ɛni we!
  Vasilevsky bin tɔk wit gladi at se:
  - Nɔbɔdi nɔ go stɔp wi! Nɔbɔdi nɔ go win wi! - I ad wit mɔ siriɔs tɔyn. "Bɔt dɛn stil ebul fɔ pwɛl am." Wi fɔ ɔndastand dis!
  Molotov bin tɔk wit wan bad bad grin:
  - Wi nid nyu tank dɛn! I bin go bifo pas di wan dɛn we de na Jamani we tan lɛk piramid. Dɛn rili nid am! Di wan dɛn we de mek am fɔ mek wan mirekul wɛpɔn!
  Zhukov bin tɔk wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - Kɔmrɛd Molotov go divɛlɔp am. Di men tin we de ya na aw fɔ go dɔŋ to biznɛs! Ɛn di wan dɛn we de mek wi gɔn kin ebul fɔ du mirekul!
  Molotov bin snap ɛn his:
  - Wi dɔn de mes arawnd lɛk dis fɔ fayvtin ia naw! Na tɛm fɔ kɔl dis wɔ we nɔ gɛt ɛnd!
  Vasilɛvski shek in ed ɛn muf se:
  - Gɔd nɔ mek di Gret Patriɔtik Wɔ bi ɛndlɛs! Bɔt insay dis kes di fɔs dɛn tu nɔ ikwal!
  Zhukov bin siŋ wit wamat se:
  - To di blɔd fɛt, oli ɛn rayt! Mach, mach, fɔdɔm di pipul dɛn we de wok!
  Ɛn ɔl di mɛmba dɛn na di Stet Difɛns Kɔmiti bin siŋ se:
  - To wan blɔd fɛt! Oli ɛn rayt! Mach, mach fɔ go bifo, pipul dɛn we de wok! Mach, mach fɔ go bifo - pipul dɛn we de wok!
  Ɛn di wɔ de go bifo...
  Tu gyal pikin dɛn: Charlotte ɛn Gerda, de fɛt insay wan tank we tan lɛk pyramid. Dɛn na dɛn kayn wɔndaful fayn fayn pipul dɛn de. Ɛn dɛn bin de hit kwik kwik wan. Di fayn fayn pipul dɛn dɔn de ala fɔ lɔng tɛm naw. Wi bin stat na Rommel in kɔp na Afrika. Ɛn dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ go na di ist pat. Dɛn no ɔl di trik dɛn, dɛn na ɛkspiriɛns wɔriɔ dɛn.
  Gɛda shot wan Soviet tank. I brok di tawa ɛn se:
  - Mi big big tin tan lɛk di san we de ɔp di planɛt!
  Charlotte bin faya bak. I bin brok wan Soviet motoka in bɔdi ɛn sho in tit dɛn:
  - I nɔ fayn fɔ tɔk bɔt yu yon big big pɔsin!
  Di blant tɛrminatɔ bin agens am:
  - Fɔ fɛt fɔ bɔku ia ɛn kip yɔŋ ɛn trɛnk, ɛn nɔ gɛt wan siriɔs injuri - nɔto dis big big tin!
  Charlotte bin de gigl ɛn ansa siriɔs wan se:
  - Dis na bikɔs wi de fɛt wit jɔs bikini ɛn barefut. If wi bin drɛs, dɛn fɔ dɔn kil wi lɔng lɔng tɛm!
  Gɛda bin pwɛl wan Sɔviɛt tank wit 105 mm ay prɛshɔn kanɔn ɛn i bin siŋ se:
  - Barefut, jɔs barefut, ɔnda di Julay tɛnda ɛn di sawnd fɔ di sɔf! Barefut, jɔs barefut, i izi fɔ wi fɔ dans wit yu!
  Charlotte bin sho in tit ɛn tɔk se:
  - Bare uman fut gɛt majik ifɛkt. Ɛspɛshali if yu nɔ wɛr sus we di ples kol. Dɔn di titi go kɔntinyu fɔ yɔŋ sote go. Wi don de fait sins May of '41. Nɔto ɔlman bin ebul fɔ liv insay dis tɛm!
  Gɛda, we bin de sho in tit dɛn we fayn lɛk pal, bin de rasp:
  - Ɛn di dɛbul nɔ de tek am - udat nid mi!
  Ɛn aw i go slap in bare sole pan di klos. I na wan charming ɛn yunik blant tɛrminatɔ. Ɛn aw i gɛt bɔku gudnɛs ɛn twist.
  Na wan titi ya we bin chɛr di tɔrɛt pan wan ɔda Soviet tank. I tɔn to pɔsin we nɔ gɛt ed ɛn in bɔdi bin rɔsh bay inɛs fɔ sɔm tɛm. Di gyal pikin dɛn bin bit mi bad bad wan. Lɛ wi tɔk tru, dɛn bɔn dɛn wit mashin gɔn na dɛn an. Ɛn dɛn bin de sho dɛn big big tit dɛn lɛk uman wulf dɛn.
  Tray fɔ kam nia da kayn dɛbul de. Bɔt di gyal pikin dɛn we nem Charlotte ɛn Gerda kin du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit man dɛn ɔltɛm bifo di fɛt. so dat di כganism dεm go jכyn εn mכr εnεji go de na di lכn dεm. Girls of dis level no fit retreat or giv op. Dɛn de pe atɛnshɔn nɔmɔ fɔ go bifo. Ɛn na wan dairekshɔn nɔmɔ de fɔ impak - di kapital siti na Rɔshia - Mɔsko!
  Di 4 gyal pikin dɛn bin rili ɛnjɔy fɔ sɛlibret di win we dɛn win Jepan. Pales, dans, bɔku bɔku mami ɛn dadi biznɛs. Di sojaman dɛn bin tray bɔku man dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin lɛk am. Infakt, wetin go bɛtɛ pas fɔ mek lɔv wit difrɛn man dɛn. Jɔs lɛk shak dɛn. Ɛn dɛn bin rili lɛk am. Wɔriɔ dɛn we nɔ satisfay. Ɔl tu pan it ɛn mami ɛn dadi biznɛs.
  Dɔn, bikɔs dɛn dɔn waka rawnd inof, di fayn fayn uman dɛn disayd fɔ go na Sɛnt Pitasbɔg. Fɔ di fayn wok we dɛn bin de du, ɔl di 4 gyal pikin dɛn bin gɛt di taytul fɔ bi prinses ɛn di rank fɔ bi kɔlɔnɛl. Ɛn bak bɔku ɔda tin dɛn. Ɛn ɛstate dɛn na Jepan ɛn Rɔshia.
  Dat min se ɔltin bin fayn. Dɛn nɔ jɔs bi jenɛral yet, bɔt dis nɔto di las wɔ. Bɔt di sojaman dɛn bin gɛt taytul dɛn. Ɛn naw dɛn kin waka waka na Sɛnt Pitasbɔg.
  Di wɔri pipul dɛn land na Vladivostok, dɔn dɛn disayd fɔ go rɔn. Wetin mek yu nɔ go travul krɔs ɔl Sayberia wit fut?
  Dis na big tin!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn de barefut ɛn de rɔn klos to nekɛd, i dɔn ɔlrɛdi bi ɔtom, i dɔn kul. I de drizzlin layt wan.
  Natasha se wit drim se:
  - Eh, wi bin geht wan big fait. Naw Nikolas II na di Mikado na Jepan bak.
  Zoya bin de gigl ɛn ansa se:
  - Yes, Japan na wi provins! Ɛn wi go rul am fayn! Bɔt fɔ mek dɛn ebul fɔ assimilate di teritɔri dɛn kwik kwik wan, i nid fɔ mek dɛn bigin fɔ mared pas wan uman!
  Ɔgɔstin bin gri wit dis wantɛm wantɛm:
  - Na tru se wi nid fɔ introduks fɔ mared pas wan uman! Dis go Russify di outskirts fast fast. Di kiŋ fɔ biliv dis!
  Svetlana bin kɔnfɔm wantɛm wantɛm se:
  - Na polygamy go de! Ɛn dis go mek di Rɔshian neshɔn ay!
  Di titi rɔn barefut na di rod we gɛt ston. Ɛn dɛn bin lɛk am. Rɔshia bin bi di big big ɛmpaya, we sho se i gɛt trɛnk. Jepan nɔto trɛtin igen. Ɛn we yu tink bɔt di pipul dɛn we de de, Rɔshia nɔ gɛt ɛni ɔda pɔsin we ikwal to am. I nɔ go te igen, Chaina go bi ɔl Rɔshian.
  Na tru se Briten nɔ go risk fɔ fɛt wit Rɔshia. So dɛn 4 go sink di Inglish ship dɛn. Ɛn di flag go shayn oba di yunivas - na oli kɔntri, no kɔntri nɔ de we fayn pas dis na di yunivas! Ɛn if nid de, wi day bak, wi fet go rayz bak pan Rodnovery!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn gladi. Jɛnɛral wan, di tsarist ɛmpaya bin gɛt bɔku tin dɛn fɔ du. Bɔt i sɔri fɔ no se dɛn nɔ bin rili apin, ivin bikɔs ɔf rilijɔn. Di we aw dɛn nɔ gri fɔ mared pas wan uman na bin big mistek. Na tru se i go bɛtɛ lɛ wi alaw 4 uman dɛn. Dis go mek shɔ se di pipul dɛn na Rɔshia go bɔku kwik kwik wan. Afta ɔl, Rɔshian kin tek wɛf: Jepan, Chaynish, Turkish, Uzbek, ɛn di pikin dɛn we kɔmɔt na dɛn kɔmɔn mared go tek dɛnsɛf Rɔshian.
  Na tru se Tsa Pita di Gret kin mek ɔfishal wan bigin fɔ mared pas wan uman, wit ɔda chenj dɛn. Di Kristian fet jɔs nɔ fit fɔ di Ɛmpaya, bikɔs ɔf in pacifism. Wi nid fɔ gɛt mɔ agresiv fet wit fɔ mared pas wan uman, di prɔmis fɔ paradays, ɛn Valkyries. Wetin wi go se bɔt Kristian rilijɔn? Dem hit yu fo rait cheek - turn yu left? Yu tink se i pɔsibul fɔ fɛt wit dis kayn tichin?
  Na tru se Rɔshia nid difrɛn fet. Ɛn Tsar Vladimir bin pik di rɔng tin. Islam na plenti mo praktis, bot i prohibit tu moch. I at fɔ pre fayv tɛm insay di de, fast insay Ramadan, nɔ drink wayn, ɛn nɔ it di mit fɔ animal dɛn we nɔto kosher. Dis bin mek Vladimir fred. Bɔt a nɔ bin gɛt di sɛns fɔ mek mi yon fet.
  Pan ɔl we i go pɔsibul fɔ mek yu yon mɔdanized monotheism. Ɔ aksept Islam, bɔt insay di Rɔshian vɛshɔn: we nɔ gɛt ɛnitin fɔ stɔp am. I tan lɛk se di ristrikshɔn na fɔ Arab, bɔt fɔ Rɔshian i inof fɔ biliv pan Allah, bɔt fɔ pre fayv tɛm insay di de nɔ nid fɔ de!
  I sɔri fɔ no se Vladimir bin pik wan tichin we de sɔpɔt pis, we nɔ bin mek shɔ se Rɔshia gɛt wanwɔd. Ɛn dɛn bin de mek sɔd dɛn fɔ agens di Kristian dɛn we de sɔpɔt pis. Ala, lɛk wɔ, dɛn bin de fɛt dɛn. We, fɔ tru, bin gɛt bad impak pan di maynd.
  Di sojaman dɛn aks wan kwɛstyɔn we rili mek sɛns: if Gɔd insɛf we gɛt bɔdi, Jizɔs, na pɔsin we lɛk pis, wi go ebul fɔ fɛt? Ɛspɛshali if di wɔ na fɔ win, ɛn nɔto jɔs fɔ difend di Mama Land. Na tru se dis bin mek di Rɔshian dɛn gɛt prɔblɛm. Fɔ ɛgzampul, aw pɔsin go jɔyn wɔ we de ausayd Rɔshia ɛn di tichin we se: Lɛk yu ɛnimi?
  Aw yu go bi agresiv wɔriɔ ɛn Kristian, we Gɔd tich - nɔ tinap agens bad!
  Dis paradoks fɔ Ɔtodɔks gɛt bad bad ifɛkt pan di maynd fɔ di wɔri pipul dɛn. Ɛn we yu de fɛt, bikɔs yu na Kristian, yu de tink wit ɔl yu at se yu de sin, ɛn in jɔnal yu de du kraym agens fet. Wetin wi go se bɔt di tɛm we dɛn bin win Jepan? Usay di Rɔshian dɛn dɔn go? Yu tink se dɛn wɔ dɛn ya bin jɔs de?
  Ɔs, Kristian nɔ go ebul fɔ bi gud fɛtman. Na bikɔs wɔ de agens wetin Krays de tich! Ɛn yu nɔ go ebul fɔ agyu agens dis!
  Natasha bin notis se:
  - Rɔshia nid nyu rilijɔn, we nɔ gɛt Nyu Tɛstamɛnt, we de tich se: blɛsin fɔ di wan dɛn we ɔmbul, bikɔs dɛn go gɛt di Wɔl!
  Zoya bin swɛt bad bad wan ɛn gri se:
  - Wit dis kayn abit yu nɔ go win di land! Alas!
  Ɔgɔstin we gɛt rɛd ia bin sho in tit ɛn tɔk se:
  - Slavik wan gɔd. Wan Gɔd Rod! Ɔl di ɔda gɔd dɛn jɔs mek dɛn bi ay enjɛl ɛn enjɛl dɛn. Ɛn fɔ mared pas wan uman fɔ but!
  Svetlana bin gri wit dis:
  - Yes, wi nid fɔ mared pas wan uman. So dat di pipul dɛn na Rɔshia go ebul fɔ bɔku. Ɛn i bin de bɔku. I klia se di we aw Rɔshia dɔn bɔku, dat de mek di ɛmpaya gɛt bɔku kɔntri dɛn ɛn i nɔ de stebul.
  Zoya bin tɔk wit dawt se:
  - Bɔt fɔ mared pas wan uman nɔ bin ɛp di Ɔtoman Ɛmpaya. Pan ɔl we di Turks dɛn bin bɔku, dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ tek di ɛmpaya.
  Svetlana bin tɔk fayn fayn wan se:
  - Stil, Turks bin smɔl pas Arab pipul dɛn. Bɔt dɛn nɔmba dɔn bɔku. Ɔmɔs Arab pipul dɛn bin de bifo dɛn win di wɔ? Ɛn i bin rili bi leta! Na dat fɔ mared pas wan uman de du!
  Zoya bin swɛt bad bad wan, i slam in fut we nɔ gɛt natin pan wan ston, ɛn i bin de ala:
  - So bɔku chans dɛn we dɛn mis! Eh, Prins Vladimir, we de wok fɔ am. Wetin mek wi bin nid fɔ luk fɔ ɔda pɔsin in fet? Yu kin kam wit yu yon!
  Natasha bin aks wan kwɛstyɔn we gɛt fɔ du wit di we aw pipul dɛn de tɔk:
  - Yu tink se di Baybul kin bi Gɔd in wɔd?
  Ɔgɔstin bin de gigl ɛn sho in tit.
  - Wel, dat no bi laik. Ivin di tru tin we se dɛn kɔl di Ju pipul dɛn Gɔd in pipul dɛn, de sho se di Baybul nɔ gri wit wetin di Baybul se. Na tru se i strenj fɔ mek pipul dɛn lɛk buk we nɔ gɛt sɛns ɛn we gɛt kruk pipul dɛn. Fɔ ɛgzampul, di Roman dɛn bin fɔ dɔn jɔs bigin fɔ wɔship wan gɔd, we na dɛn yon brand. Fɔ ɛgzampul, kam wit wan paradays we go mek pɔsin day afta i day, lɛk di Vayking dɛn, ɛn we go mek di wan dɛn we dɔn day gɛt layf bak na Paradays we go de sote go. Ɛspɛshali fɔ di wan dɛn we de fɛt wɔ. Ɛn nɔto di dak kiŋdɔm we nem Ɛdis. Na tru se di fred fɔ day bin mek Krays in tichin dɛn gɛt trɛnk, bikɔs nɔbɔdi nɔ bin want fɔ day!
  Natasha bin gi dis advays:
  - Dɔn lɛ wi gɛt sayɛns atheism, ɛn di layf bak fɔ di wan dɛn we dɔn day fɔ lɔng tɛm bay di fɔs dɛm fɔ sayɛns!
  
  Di gyal pikin dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ rɔn krɔs Sayberia. I so big fɔ rɔsh ɛn rɔsh tru.
  Natasha bin mɛmba di fɛt we i bin fɛt wit wan Jaman tank we bin rili strɔng we dɛn kɔl E-75. Yɛs, di fɛt bin tɔn to tranga. Wan fasist mashin versus wan ɔdinari T-54. Di Fritz gɛt mɔ wet ɛn tik klos. Wan mɔ pawaful 128mm kaliba gɔn, fayn fayn visibiliti.
  Dɔn di gyal pikin dɛn, we no se dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ bit Hitler in monsta na in fɔɛd, bigin fɔ kam nia.
  Di sojaman dɛn bin de rɛst dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn siŋ to dɛnsɛf;
  Di wɔl fɔ rɛspɛkt wi, fred wi;
  Bikɔs di spirit fɔ di Slav dɛn strɔng...
  Di nayt nɔ de ple di rol we klawn de ple - .
  Dɛn bɔn am fɔ big big tin dɛn we i de du!
    
  Ivin if sɔntɛnde wi kin gɛt prɔblɛm - .
  Na so di Fatherland go bi!
  Bɔt fɔ nɔ du natin na sɔfa bak - .
  Di sojaman dɛn maynd nɔ bɔku!
    
  So, we yu ol di strɛp dɛn na di bakpak, .
  Rush, nayt, pan wan kampen...
  Rɔshian dɛn dɔn ebul fɔ fɛt ɔltɛm;
  Ɛn lɛ di bɔku bɔku ɛnimi dɛn go fɔdɔm!
    
  Na objɛshɔn de fɔ ɛni chalenj - .
  Na big big kɔntri...
  Di tin dɛn we Rɔshia dɔn du we nɔ gɛt bɔda - .
  Setan go dɔnawe wit am!
    
  Ɛn we di payɔnia bɔgl de mek tɛnda, .
  Ɛn we di dawn fɔ drim dɛn de rayz...
  Wi de sɛn wan daring chalenj to di dɛbul dɛn - .
  Lɛ wi opin wan akɔn fɔ di tin dɛn we wi dɔn du!
    
  Dis na aw pipul dɛn tan na wi wɔl, .
  Nɔto ɔda pɔsin in mama wɔl...
  Wi na yu pikin dɛn, tɛnda Rɔshia, .
  Wi kin win land ɛn si!
    
  Fɔ lɔv, layt yu at wit stɛl -
  Mek di bled dɛn bɔn wit faya!
  Wi go figure am out wit di malicious trash - .
  Wi go plant fred, tret ɛn fred!
    
  Ɛn di planɛt stil de shayn wit prawd - .
  I gɛt di blɔk we gɛt bɔku bɔku pɔpul dɛn!
  Dɛn go rɔnawe pan di blo dɛn we di bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn de bit - .
  Ɛn yu at go gladi mɔ!
    
  Na Mama Fadaland go gi layt, .
  Man we gɛt trɛnk go bi Gɔd!
  Ɛn in intɛligent charisma...
  Ɛn na oli wok fɔ ɔl pipul dɛn!
  We dɛn bin de siŋ, di Jamani bin shot bɔku tɛm. Bɔt ɛvri tɛm we di Soviet tank bin de shek shek, ɛn di Nazi shel we bin gɛt wet bin de flay pas.
  In jɛnɛral, di E-75 gɛt rili fayn protɛkshɔn. Skrin dɛn de na di sayd dɛn na di hul, wan tɔrɛt we gɛt 160 milimita ɛn we gɛt angul. Yu nɔ go tek am so izi.
  Bɔt if yu nak am da we de, nak am.
  Zoya bin lans di projɛktayl na wan angle ɛn i bin nak di tawa klos to pɔynt-blank. Although di possibiliti bin de tu fo ribound. Ɛn di kiŋ tayga we bin dɔn gro bɔku tɛm bin day. Wit wan shot. Bɔt dis kayn tank de protɛkt am fayn fayn wan frɔm ɔl di say dɛn.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt bɛtɛ wɛpɔn dɛn, bɔt dɛn bin stil bit dɛn! Ɛn dɛn bit mi witout ɛni sɔri-at!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn rɔn ɛn gladi. Naw Jepan dɔn bi rial Rɔshian provins! Dis na dis kayn tin we kin apin! Tsarist Russia na di pawaful land pawa we strɔng pas ɔl na di wɔl. Pan ɔl we Briten stil na di mistres fɔ di si dɛn. So, wetin de kam afta dat?
  Tsarist Rɔshia want fɔ go bifo mɔ na Afganistan, ɛn afta dat i want fɔ go na India. Dis, na tru, de mek dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ avɔyd fɔ fɛt wit Briten.
  So wetin yu fɔ gi Tsar Nicholas? Wan agrimɛnt wit Jamani, agens Briten ɛn Frans? Divayd di kɔloni dɛn?
  Jɛnɛral wan, Natasha bin tink se ilɛk wetin apin, di Tsarist Rɔshia bin fɔ dɔn mek agrimɛnt wit di Jamani dɛn. If di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ bin dɔn apin, aw i bin fɔ dɔn go bifo?
  Jamani tek Bɛljiɔm ɛn Frans we nɔ gɛt Rɔshian sojaman dɛn insay wan mɔnt, ɛn dis dɔn fos dɛn fɔ kapitul insay maksimɔm tu.
  Dɔn Rɔshia go na India ɛn Iran, ɛn win dɛn eria dɛn ya. Ɛn bak to Indochina. Ɔltin de ɔganayz.
  Rɔshia gɛt ɔlmost di wan ol Yurayshian kɔntinɛnt. Ɛn i kin bi wan pawaful pawa. Jamani tek pat pan Frans, Bɛljiɔm, ɛn di kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de rul na Afrika. Dɛn de sheb di wan ol wɔl!
  Ɛn we nɔ gɛt bɔku lɔs ɔ sɔfa. Tsar Nicholas II kin bi di bigman pan Rɔshian we dɔn win di wɔ. Bɔt, i sɔri fɔ no se i bin tɔn to pɔsin we nɔ bin ebul fɔ du natin.
  Pan ɔl we fɔ tru, fɔ mek Jamani strɔng, na denja. Bikɔs di Kaiser bin dɔn win Frans ɛn Briten, i bin ebul fɔ tɔn na di ist pat. In trip kin rili denja. Ɔstria-Ɔŋgaria, Itali, Jamani, ɛn Jepan kin fɔdɔm pan Rɔshia.
  Sɔntɛm na dat mek Nikolas II nɔ bin gri fɔ mek wan alyans wit di Jamani dɛn. We i no se sɔntɛm i go si insɛf na di pozishɔn we Stalin gɛt. Fɔ tru, if Hitlɛr bin dɔn win Briten, dat min se insay dis kes, di USSR fɔ dɔn fɛt pan tu say dɛn, wit ɛmpaya dɛn we gɛt di tin dɛn we di kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de rul bin gɛt.
  Ɛn udat no, sɔntɛm bay we i nɔ gri fɔ mek wan stratejik alyans wit di Jamani dɛn, Nikolas II bin sev Rɔshia frɔm slev. Ɛni we aw i bi, di kiŋ nɔ bin bad.
  Natasha bin tink bɔt dis. Infakt, yu tink se i fayn fɔ advays di empara fɔ mek dɛn mek agrimɛnt wit Jamani? Yu nɔ tink se dis go bi bad tin?
  Ɔgɔstin, na di dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia bin de grɔmbul:
  - Rɔshia dɔn bi di hegemon naw na di Pasifik Oshɔn! Naturally na tɛm fɔ pul Briten kɔmɔt!
  Natasha bin aks wit dawt se:
  - Yu de propos wan alyans wit di Jaman pipul?
  Di dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia bin tɔk wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - Yɛs! Ɛn bak, yɛs!
  Di wɔri pipul dɛn, we dɛn dɔn gɛt inof fɔ rɔn, sidɔm fɔ rɛst. Dɛn bigin fɔ ple chɛs we dɛn mek na dɛn os. Ɛn rizin to yusɛf.
  Natasha bin tɔk wit wan bad bad smayl;
  - Hitler bin fɔ dɔn tek Briten bak insay 1940!
  Zoya bin gri wit dis:
  - A bin rili ebul fɔ du am!
  Ɔgɔstin bin grin wit sɔri ɛn aks se:
  - Wetin bin stɔp am?
  Svetlana bin gi advays wit grin se:
  - Karma we yu de du! Ivɛl karma!
  Natasha bin tɔk wit agresiv wan se:
  - Ɛn Stalin in yon nɔ bin bɛtɛ! Sɔntɛm na dat mek wi dɔn fɔdɔm so tranga wan!
  Ɔgɔstin bin hiss wit wamat se:
  - Wi go grind di Fuhrer insay paoda! Wi go definitely erase am!
  Zoya bin gi advays wit smayl se:
  - Maybe wi kin sing?
  Svetlana bin nɔd wit trɛnk se:
  - Wi go definitli sing!
  Ɛn di 4 gyal pikin dɛn bigin fɔ siŋ, dɛn de splash dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin pan di yɔlɔ lif dɛn we dɔn fɔdɔm.
  Nɔ giv ɔp,
  Bi brayt te di ɛnd!
  Laif tayt wit gladi-at, .
  Bɔt we yu nɔ gɛt di ed dɛn na di at!
    
  Bɔku pipul dɛn de sɔfa na di wɔl, .
  Pis de na in grev...
  Di awa fɔ big big prɔblɛm dɛn - .
  Rɔn pan rɔk dɛn we yu nɔ gɛt fut...
    
  Na onli loops de bifo - .
  Iv ɛgzikishɔn wit pinsa!
  Ɛn di pikin dɛn we nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ bɛtɛ bɛtɛ wan - .
  Di kray we a bin de kray bin kɔt mi at!
    
  Di bɔdi de kray frɔm di faya, .
  Ɛn di skɔf de krak...
  A de drim bɔt paradays
  Na day nɔmɔ nɔ de kam!
    
  Fɔ di sake of wi Fatherland, .
  Gi in bɔdi fɔ day!
  Wan wɔl go de we kɔmyunizim go de, .
  Di bea nɔ go it wi!
    
  I bin tinap te di ɛnd, .
  Usay di aks de shayn...
  Blanket nɔ de na prizin, .
  Di wikɛd pɔsin we dɛn kɔndɛm bin tif Rɔd!
    
  So di san bin de kɔt kɔt-
  Mi nekɛd bɔdi!
  Di skɔf na di ɔp pat pan di pedestal, .
  Jɔs win di fred!
    
  Fɔ lɔng tɛm pipul dɛn bin de ala - .
  Ɛn di pɔsin we kil di pɔsin bin swɛ...
  Wetin mek dɛn animal ya
  Wetin mek di pɔsin we nɔ gɛt sɛns de laf?
    
  Na di ɛnd mi nɛk-
  Di noose don tayt...
  A nɔ ebul fɔ kray
  A nɔ ebul fɔ shed kray wata!
    
  Na mi sol de na di skay - .
  Chɛrɔb dɛn de siŋ...
  Na de na Idɛn ɛn nega-
  A bin fɛn kɔrej!
  Afta di siŋ, di gyal pikin dɛn bigin fɔ kuk dɛn fish sup ɛn tɔk di sem tɛm.
  Natasha bin tɔk se:
  - Wetin bin fɔ dɔn apin if Ivan di Tɛribul bin dɔn win di Livonian Wɔ pan ɔl dat?
  Ɔgɔstin bin de gigl ɛn ansa se:
  - Big fɛt go de! Ɛn sɔntɛm wi rivayval!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bɔs laf afta dat. I fani afta ɔl. Natasha bin mek in fes kray.
  Wan pan di pej dɛn we nɔ fayn na Rɔshian istri: dɛn bin win di wɔ na di Livonian Wɔ. Wan stayn pan di glori fɔ di Rɔshian ami. Pan ɔl we dɛn bin fɛt wit maynd. Tin nɔ bin rili fayn na da wɔ de. Di fɔs tɛm we dɛn bin win na di fɛt we dɛn bin fɛt na Chashniki.
  Na de di trɔbul bigin.
  Svetlana bin tɔk se:
  - Mek wi end ol wars! Lɛ wi mek wanwɔd wit Rus" ɔnda di tɛm we Emparɔ Nikolas II bin de rul!
  Ɔgɔstin bin kɔrɛkt se:
  - I tan lɛk se yu bin want fɔ se - lɛ wi jɔyn di wɔl! Ɛn ɔnda di monarki we Nikolas II bin gɛt - i fayn!
  Natasha bin siŋ wit gold vɔys:
  - Yu mɛmba aw layf bin tan lɛk! Ɔnda di wing dɛn fɔ wan igl we gɛt tu ed!
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn bin de siŋ wit kɔrɛkt:
  Gɔd sev di kiŋ
  Strɔng sovayb...
  Rul wit glori
  Fɔ mek wi gɛt glori!
  A de rul fɔ mek mi ɛnimi dɛn fred, .
  Ɔtodɔks Tsa!
  Rul wit glori!
  Fɔ mek wi gɛt glori!
  Afta dat dɛn bigin fɔ wok pan di fish sup. Dɛn bin de sip wit bɔku trɛnk. Ɛn Ɔgɔstin bin tɔk se:
  - Mek wi stat sɔm ɔda wɔ!
  Natasha shek in ed bad bad wan:
  - Ɛn wi go mek pipul dɛn fil bad?
  Ɔgɔstin bin tɔk wit agresiv wan se:
  - Bɔt if wɔ nɔ de i kin rili boring!
  
  
  DI SƐKƆN KAM FƆ ALIEN DƐN NA DI WƆL!
  Naw i bin de fes di planɛt we nem Wɔl insay di nɛks tɛm. Pantap dat, nɔto di we we fayn pas ɔl.
  Pan ɔl we dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt wɔ wit di Islamik Stet, Rɔshia ɛn di Wɛstɛn wɔl nɔ bin ɛva ebul fɔ mek pis. Pantap dat, Amɛrika nɔ bin want fɔ mek Assad win, i nɔ tu te, mek pis wit di Islamist dɛn ɛn bigin fɔ sɔpɔt dɛn. In prinsipul, dis bin fɔ ɛkspɛkt - di denja fɔ mek Rɔshia strɔng na di Midul Is bin mek Amɛrika fred bɔku pas sɔm Mujahideen dɛn we nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ wɛpɔn. Apat frɔm dat, chans bin de fɔ jɔyn ekstremist Islam wit in men jiyopɔlitikal kɔmpitɛt. Ɛn so, wɔd fɔ wɔd, di Amɛrika pipul dɛn tek ɛn "aksidɛntli" atak Assad in sojaman dɛn. Wetin mek di prɔblɛm bin de mɔna am mɔ ɛn mɔ? Na Afganistan, di Amɛrika pipul dɛn disayd fɔ gi pawa to di Taliban, bikɔs dɛn de nia di Islamist dɛn na di Midul Is, ɛn push dɛn to di Rɔshian bays dɛn na Uzbekistan ɛn di bɔda sojaman dɛn na Tajikistan.
  Wan big big wɔ bin de smɛl na di ays. Di Amɛrika pipul dɛn bigin fɔ ɛp di Islamik Stet wit di motiveshɔn se Assad wɔs, ɛn Rɔshia agresiv ɛn rili denja.
  Di men wok we Amɛrika bin de du na fɔ swɛt Rɔshia kɔmɔt na di Midul Is. Ɛn di sityueshɔn wit Afganistan bin ripit insɛf, we Islamik ekstremist dɛn bin de flɔ frɔm ɔlsay na di wɔl to di limited kɔntinjɛnshɔn fɔ di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn.
  Fɔ ansa dis, Rɔshia bin mek di prɛshɔn pan Yukren mɔ ɛn mɔ. Wan nyu ɔfens we volontia dɛn we kɔmɔt Rɔshia ɛn di wan dɛn we dɛn kɔl nyu militia dɛn bigin. Bɔt di Yukren ami bin ebul fɔ dig gud gud wan ɛn mek dɛn ebul fɔ fɛt strɔng. So wi bin gɛt fɔ atak wan difens we rili strɔng ɛn dip. Bikɔs dɛn bin dɔn sɔfa bad bad wan, di lidaship fɔ di DPR ɛn LPR bin tɔn to Rɔshia wit ɔfishal rikwest fɔ sɔpɔt.
  Wɔ bin bigin fɔ fɛt. Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt, bɔt di blitzkrieg nɔ bin apin. I nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ tek Kyiv wantɛm wantɛm. Ɛn di ɛkspiriɛns we dɛn bin gɛt pan di fɛt dɛn fɔ Grozny bin sho aw i nɔ izi fɔ tek big siti dɛn. Pantap dat, Kiev big pas Grozny fa fawe ɛn i de na wan il.
  Dɔn NATO bin deklare se dɛn nɔ fɔ flay ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ fɛt di plen dɛn. Di kɔnfrɛns bin de gro mɔ ɛn mɔ. Di Wɛst nɔ bin want fɔ giv-ɔp, wanwɔd nɔ bin de na Rɔshia sɛf, bɔt di pɔlitikal lidaship nɔ bin want fɔ kɔmprɔmis.
  I kam to wan big wɔ. Bɔku pan di Wɛst pas Rɔshia pan tin dɛn ɛn pipul dɛn, ɛn Chaina nɔ bin de rɔsh fɔ difend in padi.
  Insay di nɔ-nyuklia vɛshɔn, di wɔ bin las pas wan ia, te di Wɛstɛn kɔntri dɛn dɔn fɔ ristrakt di ikɔmi pan soja besis ɛn bigin fɔ krɔs di ɛnimi wit ɔvawɛl supɛriɔriti pan tɛknɔlɔji. Na tru se di say we strɔng bin win ɛn we NATO tank dɛn kam nia Mɔsko i kam fɔ yuz nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn.
  Bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn bin day ɛn di klaymat bin de pwɛl bikɔs ɔf dis.
  Bɔt nyuklia winta nɔ bin kam, dɛn bin put dɔst klawd dɛn pan di inkris pan di kabon dayɔgzayd we de na di atmosfɛs, ɛn di ɔl di nyuklia pɔtnɛshɛl, fɔtunate wan, nɔ bin inof fɔ pwɛl layf na di wɔl.
  Bɔt Rɔshia ɛn di Wɛst dɔn wik bad bad wan. Bɔt Chaina bin rayz pan redioaktiv bon dɛn.
  Di Sɛlestial Ɛmpaya bin bi wan big pawa, fɔs dɛn bin put Sayberia ɔnda dɛn, dɔn dɛn bin put India ɛn di land dɛn na Eshia. Di Islamik wɔl we bin sheb bin de dray wit blɔd ɛn smɔl smɔl, sɛf, Chaina bin de absɔb am. Amɛrika bin wik afta nyuklia wɔ, bɔt i bin ebul fɔ liv, ilɛksɛf i bin go tru bɔku bɔku fɛt-fɛt na difrɛn stet dɛn. Fɔmal wan, Amɛrika bin kip in indipɛndɛns, bɔt Chaina in pawa bin tɔn to big big pawa. Di stet na Alaska bin go insay di Sɛlestial Ɛmpaya dairekt wan, bɔt na di ɔda pat dɛn na di rijɔn, di Chaynish kapital bin tek di men bɛsis industri dɛn. Wan kɔnsolidɛt sityueshɔn dɔn de na Rɔshia. Pantap dat, di sawt bin brok ɛn si insɛf insay di faya we bin de fɛt wɔ bitwin Ɔtodɔks ɛn Muslim dɛn. Di land dɛn we bin de te to di Svɛdlɔvsk rijɔn bin bi pat pan Chaena. Belarus, Poland ɛn di Baltik stet dɛn put togɛda dɛn yon Kɔnfɛdɛreshɔn, ɛn na Yukren di wɔ bin de apin ɛn ɛvride, mɔ ɛn mɔ nyu stet dɛn bin de fɔm ɛn nɔ de igen bak.
  Di Rɔshia we dɛn bin dɔn kɔt bin sɔfa bad bad wan frɔm nyuklia atak dɛn, Mɔsko bin pwɛl kpatakpata, so di pawa we di Chaynish "padi dɛn" bin gɛt bin tan lɛk ɔvalɔd dɛn we i kam pan di wan dɛn we bin de ɔnda dɛn ɛn i bin de bɔku ɛvri ia.
  Jɛnɛral wan, di ɛmpaya we bin de na ɛvin bin gɛt rayt fɔ gɛt di land dɛn frɔm Yufretis na di wɛst, to Kanada na di ist, ɛn na di sawt to Antaktika, we inklud Ɔstrelia ɛn Nyu Ziland ɛn ayland dɛn we de fa te to Chili.
  Fragmented Afrika de ɔnda kɔmplit Chaina domineshɔn bak wit di impɔzishɔn fɔ mek pipul dɛn bi slev agrimɛnt dɛn. In jɔnal, nɔto wan kɔntri lɛf usay nɔ sojaman dɛn na di Sɛlestial Ɛmpaya ɛn tɔtal inflɔɛns pan di ikɔmi nɔ de.
  So, di Tɔd Nyuklia Wɔl Wɔ bin mek di wɔl gɛt wan ɔna, bɔt i kam fɔ bi se nɔto di sem kɔntri dɛn bigin am.
  Laif dɔn wɔs ɛn po pas aw i bin de bifo, ɛn di avrej tɛmpracha na di wɔl dɔn go dɔŋ fayv digri. Na tru se, insay di las ia dɛn i dɔn bigin fɔ go ɔp bak ɛn insay twɛnti ia di tɛmpracha balans dɔn prɔmis fɔ kam bak, ɔ ivin i go ivin wam pas aw i bin de bifo.
  Di op fɔ mɔtalman nɔ bin luk rili gladi, bɔt mɔ ɔda tin bin de na di wɔl, pan ɔl we layf bin wɔs ɛn di prɔgrɛs we go apin tumara bambay kin opin di we fɔ mek pipul dɛn gɛt bɔku prɔpati ɛn fɔ mek di ples bɔku.
  Bɔt afta dat, dɛn bin apia insay 2031! Di wan dɛn we dɛn kɔl big brɔda dɛn na dɛn maynd. Ɛn wetin na sɔntin we gɛt fɔ du wit sɔntin na jɔs di de afta di Fɛstival fɔ Laf, dat na Epril 2.
  Wan duzin spɛshal ship dɛn bin kam nia di wɔl. Big big ship dɛn, we tan lɛk drɔp, tu ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti kilomita in dayamita ɛn ivin lɔng pas dat.
  Dɛn bin de muf kwik kwik wan, di wan dɛn we de stɔdi bɔt di sta dɛn bin notis dɛn frɔm di say we Pluto de rɔn, ɛn afta af awa, di sta ship dɛn bin de flay fa fawe so dat yu go ebul fɔ si dɛn na nɛt frɔm di say we di planɛt de wit yu yay. We yu de na do, di sta ship dɛn bin tan lɛk se dɛn gɛt pis, dɛn bin tan lɛk dɔlfin, dɛn nɔ bin gɛt wɛpɔn barɛl dɛn ɛn dɛn bin gɛt fayn fayn shep dɛn.
  Bɔt pan ɔl dat, Chaina bin fred. Di Kaɔnsil fɔ Sɛvin bin mit kwik kwik wan ɛn bigin fɔ tɔk bɔt di tin we apin insay wan smɔl sɛklɔ. Di pawa we bin de na di Sɛlestial Ɛmpaya bin gɛt wan sistɛm we tan lɛk wan kɔlektif dikteta. Ɔl di plenum, ɔ suprɛm ilɛkt bɔdi dɛn, na jɔs fɔmal fikshɔn. Fɔ tru, na sɛvin pipul dɛn we bin de na di Politbiuro bin de rul di kɔntri ɛn di wɔl. Dɛn bin de ripresent difrɛn pɔlitikal klen dɛn na Chaena. Di Chairmɛn fɔ di Kaɔnsil fɔ Sɛvin na bin di fɔs wan pan di wan dɛn we ikwal, bɔt ɔl di impɔtant tin dɛn we dɛn bin disayd fɔ du, na ɔl di tin dɛn we dɛn bin disayd fɔ du, na in dɛn bin de du togɛda. Dis kayn sistɛm kin balans sɔm pat pan di intɛres. Bɔt natin nɔ de pas dat.
  Ɛni we aw i bi, dimokrasi nɔ bin de smɛl, pan ɔl we dɛn bin de chenj sɔm pan di sɛvin pipul dɛn.
  Di chiaman, oddly enough, na im bi di yongest of dem, Lee Hi Za. I nɔ bin klin Chaina, ɛn i bin gɛt mama na Yurop. Bɔt pan ɔl dat, fɔmal wan na in na bin di pɔsin we gɛt pawa pas ɔlman na di Wɔl. Di ɔda siks na di tipik Chaynish pipul dɛn, pan ɔl we ɔda neshɔn dɛn bak de na di plenum.
  Apat frɔm di sɛvin, di chif fɔ di jenɛral staf fɔ di ami na di Sɛlestial Ɛmpaya bin de bak.
  Di tɔk bin de bɔt if di mishɔl fɔs dɛn na Chaina go ebul fɔ lanch nyuklia strayk we go wok fayn pan ɔda pipul dɛn we kɔmɔt na ɔda kɔntri dɛn.
  Di Chif fɔ di Jɛnɛral Staf bin tɔk se di soja spɛs fɔs dɛn na di sɛlestial ɛmpaya nɔ rili rɛdi fɔ pul di trɛt we di sta dɛn de mek ɛn i go tek at le sɔm dez fɔ pripia lanch motoka dɛn we go ebul fɔ gi mɔ ɔ smɔl big tɛmnyuklia chaj.
  Di chiaman Lee Hee Za bin tɔk tranga wan se:
  - I kin bi se i tu let! Na di nɛks sɔm awa dɛn!
  Di Chif fɔ di Jɛnɛral Staf, we bin rili fred, bin ansa se:
  "I nɔ pɔsibul fɔ diploy di chaj dɛn fast pas tri dez, ivin wit di mɔs titanic ɛfɔt dɛn." Ɛn i nɔto tru se tɛmɔnyuklia mishɔl go split dis kayn big ship!
  Wan pan di mɛmba dɛn na di kaɔnsil we gɛt sɛvin pipul dɛn, we na di big wan pan dɛn, bin tɔk se:
  - If dɛn bin ebul fɔ rich to wi, ɛn ivin pan dɛn kayn big big ship dɛn de, den dɛn teknɔlɔji ay pas wi yon fa fawe ɛn dairekt soja krash kin bi bad bad tin fɔ di Midul Kiŋdɔm.
  Di mɛmba dɛn na di Kaɔnsil fɔ Sɛvin bigin fɔ ala. Di argumɛnt bin tan lɛk se i mek sɛns, bɔt a nɔ bin want fɔ fɔdɔm insay slev dipɛnshɔn pan di alien dɛn. Bɔt fɔ tek tɛm rili impɔtant!
  Chairmɛn Lee Hee Za bin prɔpos wan kɔmprɔmis opshɔn:
  - Lɛ wi mek apil to di alien dɛm ɛn aks dɛm wetin dɛn nid frɔm wi!
  Wantɛm wantɛm, di skrin we dɛn bin dɔn ɔf bifo bin opin ɛn wan strenj tin apia pan am. I bin rili tan lɛk gyal we gɛt fayn fayn fes frɔm wan Japan anime, bɔt instead ɔf ia, flawa dɛn bin de gro fayn fayn wan. Pantap dat, ɛni petal bin gɛt in yon kɔlɔ, shed ɛn patɛn.
  Di titi in figa bin figa ɛn i nɔ bin kɔba am wit jɔy, in fayn fayn leg dɛn bin wɛr transparent sus, ɛn i bin gɛt nel dɛn we de shayn. Golden chɔklɛt skin bin gi di biuti wan Hollywood kul luk.
  Ɛn di vɔys we de insay klin Chaynish bin de ring lɛk silva bɛl dɛn:
  - Wi gladi fɔ wɛlkɔm una pipul dɛn na di wɔl, wi gud brɔda dɛn na wi maynd! Wi gladi bak fɔ si di sɛvin pipul dɛn we gɛt pawa pas ɔlman na di Wɔl fɔ tɛl dɛn se gladi at, lɔv ɛn gladi at dɔn kam to dɛn! Mek rizin de wit wi!
  Di sɛvin pipul dɛn bin lɛk di pɔlitiks adrɛs we di fayn gyal bin gi ɛn dɛn mek nɔys fɔ gri. Di chiaman bin tɔk wit pɔlitiks se:
  - If yu dɔn kam wit pis ɛn lɔv, den wi go grit yu as di gɔst dɛn we dɛn ɔna pas ɔl! Yu kin fil lɛk se yu de na os ɛn ɛnjɔy di we aw wi de wɛlkɔm yu.
  Wan titi we gɛt ia stayl we fiba ros petal dɛn we mɔtalman mek bin tɔk fayn fayn wan se:
  "Dɛn no se wi sta rays de briŋ pis ɛn prɔsperiti to ɔl di tin dɛn we gɛt layf na di yunivas. So, wi de invayt yu fɔ jɔyn wi sta brɔdaship.
  Li Hee Za bin grin ɛn se:
  - Wetin if wi nɔ gri fɔ gi dis kayn flat ɔf?
  Di fayn fayn pipul dɛn, insay wan tɔyn we pɔsin kin yɛri di sawnd we silva bɛl dɛn de mek, bin de ala:
  - If yu fain out wetin benefit dis go bring yu, yu no go eva no gri!
  Ɔl di sɛvin bigman dɛn na Chaena bin aks wit wanwɔd se:
  - Us patikyula bɛnifit dɛn?
  Wan sɛkɔn fayn uman bin apia, i nɔ bin gɛt leg ɛn i nɔ bin kɔba am bak wit jɔyri na in bɔdi we kɔba ɛn we gɛt mɔsul.
  Di titi bin de chirp se:
  - Fɔs, ɔl di mɛmba dɛn na wi brɔdaship go gɛt yɔŋ pipul dɛn we go de sote go ɛn nɔ go day. - Di biuti rok in bare, grasful leg ɛn kɔntinyu fɔ prɔmis. - Yu nɔ go no sik, wɔ, angri, ɛn ɛni matirial prɔblɛm. Wi teknɔlɔji dɛn de gi garanti fɔ fulfil ɛn fulfil ɛni matirial rikwest. Yu go ebul fɔ flay tru galaksi dɛn, si bɔku ɔda siti dɛn ɛn sivilizayshɔn dɛn. Ɛn dɛn fayn fayn tin dɛn pas ɔl wetin mɔtalman de imajin. Yu kin, lɛk wi, liv wit gladi at ɛn gladi-at, ɛn ivin if yu gɛt di want fɔ bil yu yon planɛt dɛn na wan pan di bɔku bɔku sta dɛn. Yu go gɛt bɔku bɔku bayɔrobɔt savant dɛn, ɛn di chans fɔ satisfay ɛni fantasi...
  Di fɔs gyal we wɛr sus kɔnfyus se:
  - Wi de gi yu planɛt wan rili fayn fayn paradays!
  Di Kaɔnsil fɔ Sɛvin bin sɛt mɔt. Di ɛlda dɛn bin de luk dɛnsɛf. Ɛn di chiaman aks di klia kwɛstyɔn:
  - Ɛn ɔnda us kɔndishɔn dɛn? Wetin dɛn de aks wi fɔ du?
  Di titi laf ɛn chip:
  -Natin... As yu gi yu kɔnsɛnt so, dɛn go put smɔl smɔl nanobot dɛn insay yu bɔdi. Dɛn rɔbɔt dɛn ya di sayz tan lɛk haydrojɛn atɔm. Dɛn go mek yu bɔdi yɔŋ ɛn strɔng pasmak, ɛn i go ebul fɔ bia ivin wan haypa blasta bim. Afta dat yu go gɛt kɔsmik gladi at ɛn di trɛnk fɔ wi sivilizayshɔn. Ɛn ɔl di bɔku bɔku prɔblɛm dɛn we de na di planɛt Wɔl go sɔlv.
  Di Chairmɛn luk di ɔda pipul dɛn na di Kaɔnsil ɔf Sɛvin. Dɛn luk di chiaman.
  Lee Hee Za bin adrɛs in kɔleja dɛn se:
  - Wel... Yu lisin to di tɛmpt ɔf we spɛshal alien dɛn de gi. Infakt, dɛn prɔmis wi fɔ gɛt ɛvin na dis wɔl. Wi go gri fɔ tek wetin dɛn tɛl wi fɔ du ɔ wi nɔ go gri fɔ tek am?
  Di oldest memba fo di Politburo swɛt bad bad wan, i de mumu:
  - A go rili lɛk fɔ gɛt mi yɔŋ tɛm bak. Fɔ dis, yu kin tek risk ɛn aksept di aliens dɛn ɔf...
  Di edman fɔ sikyɔriti ɛn mɛmba fɔ di Yuniɔn ɔf Sɛvin bin notis wit kɔnsyusɔn se:
  - Alaw yusɛf fɔ injɛkt sɔm kayn infɛkshɔn... Ɛn witout ɛni kɔnsikuns...
  Li He Za bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi mek in disizhɔn ɛn i bin disayd fɔ slam in fist na di tebul:
  - Stɔp fɔ tɔk bɔt! Wi nɔ gri ɛn na dat!
  Wan tɔd gyal apia, insɛf gɛt ia we tan lɛk petal, bɔt i wɛr skarlet but, ɛn smɔl mɔ klos, ɛn sɔd we gɛt jɔlɔs na in hip.
  I bin sho in tit dɛn wit wan grin we nɔ fayn ɛn chirp:
  - A si se yu gɛt wan kruk anti-pipul diktetaship we de rul. Yu de put wetin yu want pan di pipul dɛn na di wɔl. So, pipul dɛn go disayd fɔ jɔyn wi brɔda ɛn sista dɛn wan bay wan.
  Di mɛmba dɛn na di Kaɔnsil fɔ Sɛvin bin de hiss bad bad wan se:
  - Wi de ban yu!
  Di tri gyal pikin dɛn bɔs laf ɛn ala wansay se:
  - Wi nɔ nid yu permishɔn! Bikɔs di teknɔlɔji fɔ go bifo de na wi say!
  Ɛn ɔp ɛnibɔdi, big pipul ɛn titi, wan ɔlogram bin apia wit wan prɔpɔzal: fɔ gɛt layf we nɔ de day, yɔŋ we go de sote go, layf we nɔ gɛt prɔblɛm wit gladi at.
  Na tru se we yu si aw gyal pikin we fayn na ɛvin de gi yu paradays we yu go gɛt tumara bambay, na dat mek ɔlman gri. Ɛspɛshali we yu tink se di klaymat na di wɔl we nɔ bin day pan nyuklia wɔ dɔn wɔs. Ɛn angri bin de, sik ɛn sik dɛn we nɔ bin dɔn ɛva apin bifo bin de apia.
  Ɛn damn ol ej? Na big big tɛmteshɔn i bi fɔ gɛt yu yɔŋ tɛm bak ɛn bi trɛnk ɛn fayn pas aw i bin de bifo...
  Ɛn pipul dɛn gi dɛn kɔnsɛnt... Ɛn we di signal de, nanobɔt dɛn bigin fɔ go insay di pipul dɛn na di wɔl. Smɔl smɔl rɔbɔt dɛn nɔ de na di yay. I bin tan lɛk se wan saf saf ɛmirald strim we gɛt layt de kɔba pipul dɛn. Ɛn dɛn bigin
  transfɔm. Dis bin apin rili bifo wi yay, klos to wantɛm wantɛm. Dɛn bin chenj man, uman, ol pipul dɛn to rili fayn gyal pikin dɛn we gɛt peta dɛn instead ɔf ia. Ɛn pikin dɛn, ilɛksɛf dɛn na man ɔ uman, dɛn bin bi gyal pikin dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin gɛt ia bak we tan lɛk petal.
  Ɛn ɔlman bin rili fil fayn ɛn gladi. Di nyu fayn fayn wan dɛn bin fil fayn ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ pans wan finga tru wan kɔnkrit wɔl we dɛn dɔn mek wit trɛnk.
  Bɔt di gyal pikin dɛnsɛf bin de biev fayn fayn wan. Dɛn bin rili want fɔ gi ɔl di ɛp we dɛn ebul fɔ du (ɛn dɛn kin du bɔku tin!) to di wan dɛn we nɔ bin gɛt tɛm fɔ chenj.
  Dɛn bigin fɔ bil fayn fayn bildin dɛn ɛn bildin dɛn, fayn fayn watawɛl dɛn.
  Fayn fayn gyal pikin dɛn bin de rɔn wit trɛnk rawnd di mɛmba dɛn na di Kaɔnsil fɔ Sɛvin.
  Bɔku bɔdi gad dɛn, pan ɔl we dɛn nɔ bin gri fɔ du dat, dɛn bin de wish dɛnsɛf se dɛn nɔ go day ɛn...
  I bin tan lɛk se dɛn nɔ bin rigrɛt am atɔl.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin difrɛn bay dɛn fayn fayn tin dɛn, di difrɛn difrɛn prɛshɔ dɛn we bin de shayn brayt brayt wan
  jɔyri sta dɛn. Klosap ɔl dɛn nɔ gɛt fut, bɔt sɔm kin wɛr sus we transparent.
  Ɛn ɔl witout ɛksɛpshɔn rili fayn wit ideally kɔrɛkt, bɔt difrɛn
  pipul dɛn. Dis na gyal pikin dɛn we gud ɛn we gɛt padi biznɛs wit ɔda pipul dɛn we nɔ kɔmɔn.
  Di chiaman tɛl dɛn fɔ opin faya pan dɛn.
  Bɔt di shot dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ mek di gyal pikin dɛn sɔfa smɔl. Bɔt dɛn
  dɛnsɛf bin vɛks bad bad wan ɛn wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin, dɛn bin de krɔs di ed fɔ di wan dɛn we gɛt pawa pas ɔlman
  pipul dɛn we de na di planɛt we de na di wɔl.
  Di oldest memba fo di Politburo, we si dis, beg se:
  - Nɔ kil mi! A aksept yu tɛm dɛn!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de gigl shrilly. Wan grin rayt bin kam insay di ol man
  Sveta we nem Sveta. Ɛn i bigin fɔ chenj pan di zenk dɛn. Afta tu sɛkɔn, wan titi we bin rili gladi bin kam, ɛn i bin de grin
  wit tit we tan lɛk pal ɛn dɛn bin de siŋ:
  Di petal fɔ flawa kin brok, .
  If dɛn bin dɔn kɔt am lɔng tɛm bifo...
  Pan ɔl we di wɔl we de arawnd wi kruk, .
  A wan du gud...
  
  Di pikin in tinkin na ɔnɛs - .
  Bring di layt na yu maynd...
  Naw wi pikin dɛn dɔn klin, .
  Mek wi mek ɛvin kɔmɔt na kɔna!
  Aw i tan lɛk fɔ stɔp fɔ bi yusɛf ɛn bi gyal pikin? Stil
  di ol Minista fɔ Faynɛns bin fil fayn. Na wan say
  Kip yu ol mɛmori ɛn di pɔsin we yu bi. Bɔt yu tɔsti fɔ gɛt trɛnk ɛn fɔ mek tin dɛn
  Dis kayn strɔng want fɔ du gud. Gi am so dat ɔlman go fil
  Fayn. Ɛn dat na big tin. Bɔt di sem tɛm a want fɔ bi lɛk se yu na smɔl pikin, .
  rɔn ɛn laf.
  Naw, rɔsh ɛn jomp, dɔn bil ɔda tin. Dat na bin
  Sɔprayz.
  Di ol man we bin de trade, we naw na fayn gyal pikin, de wɛf di ɔda fayv mɛmba dɛn
  Politbiro: .
  - Guys, join wi! A kin fil so big ɛn a kin ɛnjɔy misɛf.
  Di Minista fɔ Sikyuriti, we si se bulɛt nɔ gɛt pawa fɔ notis agens gyal pikin dɛn
  wilted. Ɛn i aks wit ɔl in at se:
  - Sunn Hu... Yu sabi yu nem?
  Wan gyal we gɛt ia lɛk peta (ɛn ɔl gyal pikin gɛt ia we rili
  fayn, bɔt wan wan!) ansa se:
  - Na dat! A mɛmba mi past ɛn a no bɔt misɛf. Li Xi Tau fɔ ɛgzampul insay
  tɔd gred trip mi, ɛn a pan am na di
  chin.
  Ɛn di titi, we bin siriɔs wan de nit in aybrɔw, bin tɔk bak se:
  - Fɔ fɛt nɔ fayn. Wi nid fɔ du gud!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn we kil di chiaman bin tɔk wit wanwɔd se:
  - Join wi! Dɔn wi nɔ go jɔs mek yu nɔ day, bɔt
  ɛn wi go gi di bɔs layf bak.
  Di Minista fɔ Sikyuriti bin wev in an:
  - Yu du as yu want, bɔt a go jɔyn di gyal pikin dɛn... I bɛtɛ fɔ bi fayn ɛn
  wɛlbɔdi pas fɔ gɛt ɔg ɛn sik!
  Di ɔda mɛmba dɛn na di Politburo nɔ bin agens am. Ɛn di fayn fayn tin dɛn bin de rawnd dɛn
  sɛn di raytin dɛn we gɛt kɔlɔ ɛn siŋ:
  - Wi go kɛr yu go na wan fa fa land... Yu go fɛn paradays na di hut! Land wit gloriful
  fate - ɔlman we de insay am naw na hiro!
  Ɛn insted ɔf di ɛlda dɛn, fayn fayn tin dɛn we dɛn dɔn pent bin de apia. Dɛn bin de rɔn ɛn tɔn lɛk klok wok.
  Wit di ɛp we wan anti-magogravitator bin gi dɛn, dɛn bin gɛda di chiaman. Girl we gɛt leg we nɔ gɛt natin
  luk di fayn fayn tin dɛn ɛn rasp:
  - Fɔgiv mi fɔ di vaylɛns duya!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de siŋ insay kɔrɛkt:
  - Wi de fɔgiv yu wit gladi at
  Ɛn wi prɔmis fɔ bi padi ɛn gladi at sote go!
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn bin ol dɛn an ɛn spin insay wan rawnd dans. Dɛn bin tan lɛk
  tɔys dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ mek briz. So kiut ɛn dɛkɔret. Ɛn lɛk se
  wit di wef we wan majik stik de mek, dɛn bin de bil ɔl di asɛmbli dɛn, ay ay ɛn
  bildin dɛn we gɛt ay pozishɔn ɛn we dɛn mek fayn fayn wan. Ɔltin bin kam fɔ bi rial tin
  ayry ɛn fayn fayn wan.
  
  IF MAINSTEIN GO TEK STALINGRAD
  Dis tɛm, di Hitlɛr we bin gɛt di posɛs bin disayd fɔ trɔs fɔ kech Stalingrad to di hiro we bin atak Sɛvastopol, we na Fild Mashal Maynstayn. Dis disishun nɔ bin ebul bɔt i bin rili afɛkt di wan ol we aw dɛn bin de fɛt di USSR. Di fambul fil mashal, we bin tru to in prinsipul fɔ kɔnsɛntret fɔs ɛn we bin gɛt ɛkspiriɛns fɔ storm siti dɛn, bin trowe ɔl in rizɔv dɛn na Malakhova Kurgan. Ɛn di Fritz dɛn bin ebul fɔ ol dɛn pozishɔn de afta dɛn dɔn drɛb di kɔntra atak we di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn bin de atak dɛn. Bikɔs Mainstein bin dɔn gi am ɔltin ɛn ivin nɔ pe atɛnshɔn to di trɛtin we di Soviet sojaman dɛn we kɔmɔt na di nɔt bin de trɛtin am, i bin ebul fɔ tek Stalingrad wantɛm wantɛm. I bin kɔlkul kɔrɛkt wan se di Soviet kɔmand, instead fɔ kɔt di Jaman sojaman dɛn frɔm di Dɔn, dɛn go tray fɔ tek di siti bak na di Vɔlga.
  We di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn tek Stalingrad, dɛn bin mek wan siriɔs barɛri na di nɔt ɛn dɛn bin pwɛl di ɛnimi dɛn bad bad wan.
  We i lɛf pat pan in sojaman dɛn fɔ kɔba di atak dɛn we dɛn bin de atak di siti, Mainstein bin muf di ɔda sojaman dɛn along di Vɔlga to di Kaspian Si. Dis tin we di Soviet kɔmand nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt. We Ɔgɔst dɔn, di Nazi dɛn bin rich na di Kaspian Si, ɛn dɛn bin kɔt di Kɔkas frɔm di USSR nia di land bɔda. Na da sem tɛm de, Jepan ɛn Türkiye bin bigin fɔ fɛt di Sɔviɛt Rɔshia. Ɛn dis bin chenj di balans pan di sojaman dɛn we nɔ bin de fɔ di USSR.
  Di Japan atak na di Fa Is bin fos Stalin fɔ pul lɛk twɛnti nyu divishɔn dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn mek frɔm di wɛst dairekshɔn ɛn trowe dɛn na Sayberia. Jepan bin trowe pas wan milyɔn sojaman dɛn fɔ go fɛt. Di fɛt wit Amɛrika nɔ bin tek bɔku sojaman dɛn we bin de na grɔn, ɛn di samurai bin ebul fɔ gɛt sɛkɔn frɔnt. Ɛn Jepan, we gɛt wan ɔndrɛd milyɔn, bin ebul fɔ gɛda bɔku bɔku sojaman dɛn we de waka na fut fɔ fɛt wɔ ɛn if dɛn yuz di say dɛn we dɛn de bil na Manchuria, dɛn go ebul fɔ fɛt frɔm de.
  Twɛnti siks Turkish divishɔn dɛn, we dɛnsɛf na bin bɔku ami, na et Soviet divishɔn dɛn nɔmɔ we nɔ bin gɛt bɔku pipul dɛn bin de agens dɛn. Di Turks bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi rawnd Yerevan insay di fɔs dez ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ kech bɔku pan Batumi. Dis na di krichɔ sityueshɔn we dɔn de divɛlɔp.
  Ɛn di tin we bad pas ɔl na dat Stalin nɔ bin ebul fɔ disayd wetin i fɔ put fɔs. I want fɔ fɛt ya ɛn de, bɔt in sojaman dɛn skata. Ɛn wan stɛp ɔda fɔ drɛb di Jamani dɛn kɔmɔt na Stalingrad. Ɛn di sem tɛm bigin bak di ɔfens na di Rzhev-Sychov dairekshɔn. Ɛn di sem tɛm atak agens Jepan...
  Kɔnfyushɔn na di tin dɛn we Stalin bin de du ɛn di ɔda tin dɛn we i bin de du. Ɛn insay wan mɔnt, di Jamani dɛn, bay we dɛn mach, brok di fokal resistans fɔ di Soviet yunit dɛn, rich na Baku ɛn tek bɔku pan di siti we dɛn bin de muf. Na da sem tɛm de, dɛn bin jɔyn wit di Turks dɛn we Sɛptɛmba dɔn. Dis bin mek wan denja sityueshɔn nɔto jɔs fɔ di Soviet ami ɛn pawa, bɔt fɔ Briten bak. Chɔchil bin de shem. Bɔt we di Fritz dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi brok insay Baku, i bin gi di ɔda lɔ fɔ krɔs di bɔda ɛn go fɛt wit di Jaman sojaman dɛn.
  Bɔt na smɔl British sojaman dɛn nɔmɔ de na Iran, ɛn di we aw dɛn de fɛt nɔ ivin smɔl pas di wan dɛn we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn, ɛn ivin mɔ pas di Jamani, yunit dɛn we dɛn bin faya pan. Bɔt dɛn bin stil drɛg di fɛt we dɛn bin de fɛt na di Kɔkas. Apat frɔm dat, Hitlɛr bin disayd fɔ atak di Midul Is. Ɛn dis bin gi di Rɛd Ami di rɛst we dɛn nid. Di Jamani dɛn bin tek Poti, Sukhumi, ɛn lɛk ɔl di say dɛn na Jɔjia insay Ɔktoba.
  Di Fritzes dɛnsɛf nɔ bin ebul fɔ tek advantej yet we dɛn bin kech Baku, di Soviet sapa dɛn bin ebul fɔ blo bɔku pan di wɛl dɛn. Di fɛt bin go bifo ɛn difrɛn difrɛn we dɛn fɔ mek dɛn ebul fɔ du am. Bɔt Mainstein bin ebul fɔ kech di British dɛn insay wan kɔldɔn ɛn kech pas wan ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti tawzin fɛtman dɛn na di layɔn ɛmpaya. Dɛn bin put di Opareshɔn Tɔch na Ijipt bifo tɛm. Sɔm pan di riinfɔsmɛnt dɛn we dɛn bin fɔ sɛn Mɔntgɔri bin go fɛt na di Kɔkas. So, di balans we di pawa dɛn bin gɛt nɔ bin gɛt kɔnfidɛns fɔ se dɛn bɛtɛ pas ɔda pipul dɛn lɛk aw i bin de na rial istri. Rommel bin go vaykashun ɛn gɛt mɛrɛsin de. Ɛn di Fuhrer, we bin tek advantej pan di wikɛd we di British avieshɔn bin wik, we bin ridayrɛkt to di Kɔkas, bin transfa tu ɔ tri ɔda divishɔn dɛn frɔm Frans to Afrika. Insay Novɛmba, di Jamani dɛn, togɛda wit di Turks, bin go insay Iran ɛn Irak.
  Di pipul dɛn we bin de na di eria bin wɛlkɔm di Kraut ɛn di Ɔtoman dɛn as pipul dɛn we de fri pipul dɛn. Hitler bin gi ɔda lɔ fɔ go difensiv agens di Rɛd Ami na di sɛnt ɛn tray fɔ ol pozishɔn insay di winta, ɛn fɔ tek di wan ol Midul Is ɛn Ijipt na di sawt, ɛn dis bin mek Ingland kɔmɔt na di wɔ.
  Di atak we di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin de fɛt na di say we dɛn kɔl Rzhev, ɛn bak na di nɔt pat na Stalingrad, nɔ bin wok fayn. I bin jɔs pɔsibul, pan di kɔst fɔ big big lɔs, fɔ wedge wisɛf smɔl insay di ɛnimi dɛn pozishɔn. Bɔt di Jamani dɛn we bin de na di sawt bin ebul fɔ win di British dɛn ɛn tek Irak ɛn Kuwait ɛn Palestayn. Ɛn Rommel, we bin de kam bak frɔm vaykashun, bin du, dis tɛm, wan ɔfens we bin rili saksesful na Ijipt. Di sityueshɔn fɔ di British dɛn bin kɔmplikt bikɔs di Jamani dɛn bin jɔs dɔn du wan plan fɔ mek di sayfa mɔdan, ɛn Mɔntgɔri nɔ bin no bɔt Romɛl in kɔni plan.
  Ɛn Rommel, we bin de falamakata di panik, i bin ebul fɔ mek di British dɛn kam na di ples we nɔ gɛt wata ɛn rawnd dɛn. Di sakses we Rommel in plan bin mek bin izi bikɔs ɔf strɔng prɛshɔn pan Montgomery, we dɛn bin rikɔmɛnd fɔ win Rommel kwik kwik wan ɛn ɛp di British sojaman dɛn we dɛn bin de pwɛl na Palestayn.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt sakrifays ɔlsay insay Janwari, dɛn bin tek Ijipt ɛn bɔku pat dɛn na Sudan. Pantap dat, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ di Nazi dɛn tek di Midul Is ɛn dɛn nɔ bin lɔs dɛn.
  Bɔt insay Fɛbwari, di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn sojaman dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt, ɛn dis tɛm dɛn bin fɛt mɔ na di say we dɛn kɔl Voronezh. Pantap dat, dɛn sakrifays bin izi bikɔs di Rɛd Ami bin de agens mɔ wit di Itali, Romanian ɛn Ɔngari sojaman dɛn.
  Bɔt i sɔri fɔ no se na Fɛbwari 12, 1943 nɔmɔ dɛn disayd fɔ atak, we di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi dɔn dɛn men wok dɛn na di Midul Is ɛn Nɔt Afrika. Hitler bin ivin deklare total war, so dɛn bin fos Jamani fɔ inkrisayz di nɔmba fɔ in divishɔn dɛn bad bad wan.
  Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin go bifo fayn fayn wan. Dɛn bin fri Kursk ɛn Belgorod. Bɔt afta dat, dɛn bin kam ɔnda wan kɔwnta atak, we Mainstein bin ɔganayz bak, ɛn dɛn bin dɔn ɛnd ɔp insay wan kɔl. Di fɔs tin we dɛn bin ebul fɔ du bin tɔn to bad bad tin. Dis tɛm di Jamani dɛn bin kech Voronezh kpatakpata ɛn na di biginin fɔ di spring thaw, ɛn bak di land we di alay sojaman dɛn bin land na Mɔrokɔ, bin distɛkt di Tɔd Rayk fɔ divɛlɔp di ɔfens.
  Di Nazi dɛn tek wan opareshɔnal stɔp. Dɛn bin op fɔ ful-ɔp dɛn sojaman dɛn wit nyu Panta tank dɛn ɛn wan Tayga we dɔn go bifo pas aw i bin de, ɛn di sem tɛm fɔ pul di Alay dɛn we bin dɔn brok na Wɛst Afrika.
  Hitler deliver ultimatum to Franco - dem se, either yu let di German troops tru and wi tek Gibraltar or wi trivially overthrow yu! Apat frɔm dat, dɛn bin prɔmis Spen fɔ gɛt sɔm kɔntri dɛn na Afrika, ɛn sɔm pat pan Brazil, we in lidaship nɔ bin gɛt natin fɔ du wit di wɔ wit di Tɔd Rayk.
  Dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi gi Mainstein dayamɔn to di Knight"s Cross fɔ di fayn fayn wok dɛn we i dɔn du. Ɛn na in di Fuhrer bin sɛn fɔ lid di atak we dɛn bin atak Jibraltar. Ɛn bak kɔmplit sakrifays, ɛn di kapchɔ fɔ di strɔngest fɔt insay tu dez. En den wan nyu triumph wit di ofensiv na Morocco. Di Amɛrikan sojaman dɛn ɛn di fresh Inglish sojaman dɛn bin giv ɔp fɔ fɛt wit wan ɛnimi we bin rɛdi fɔ fɛt mɔ ɛn we bin dɔn snɛf gɔnpawda te to di tɔnsil dɛn.
  Ɛn dɛn bak lɛk kres fish bifo wan lek we wata dɔn ful-ɔp wit napalm.
  Ɛn di Kraut dɛn bin go bifo, ɛn dɛn bin kɔba ɔl di Menkes dɛn lɛk di tɛntakl dɛn fɔ wan squid we gɛt wɛpɔn. Di US Fayv Ami bin rɔsh go na Aljeria. Bɔt ivin de i bin rawnd am wit Mɔrokɔ, Mainstein ɛn Ijipt bay Romel. Dɛn bin tek pas tri ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti tawzin pipul dɛn we dɛn bin tek as prizina fɔ wɔ ɛn bɔku trɔfi dɛn nɔmɔ. I bin rili bi disasta we wi kin si!
  Hitler, fɔ sɛlibret, i bin ɔda fɔ mek dɛn go bifo mɔ ɔlsay na Afrika. Fɔ, fɔ ɛgzampul, fri di Boers... Wetin bɔt Rɔshia? I nɔ de go ɛnisay. Dɛn dɔn gɛt baku ɔyl, Yukren blak grɔn ɛn kol wit stɛl. Wetin yu go want mɔ? Di Fuhrer bin ivin tray fɔ tɛst di grɔn fɔ wan sɛpret pis. Bɔt na ya Stalin bin tɔn traŋa. Fɔ go fɔ pis afta yu dɔn lɔs di bɛst teritɔri dɛn na di USSR na fɔ kil yusɛf. Yɛs, dɛn go tek dɛn ɛntourage ɛn kil dɛn fɔ dis.
  Ɛni we aw i bi, us kayn wɔl i go bi? Wan ɔda tin na di kwɛstyɔn: yu tink se yu nid fɔ rɛst fɔ mek yu gɛt trɛnk? Stalin bin wet fɔ naw. Dɛn bin de mek nyu tank ɛn plen dɛn. Di Yak-9 na gud motoka. Rili chip ɛn izi fɔ mek, ɛn bak i kin manej. I gɛt gɔn, pan ɔl we i wik, mɔ we yu kɔmpia am to di Jamani Focke-Wulf ɛn ME-109. Pantap dat, di Kraut dɛn bin bigin fɔ mek bɔku bɔku di ME-309. Wan mashin we gɛt sɛvin pɔynt dɛn we gɛt faya. We kin stɔp ɔlman ɛn ɔltin wit faya pawa ɛn in big big spid we na 740 kilomita pan awa.
  Di fɛt dɛn we dɛn bin de fɛt na di plen dɛn bin de go bifo ɛn difrɛn difrɛn we dɛn we dɛn bin gɛt sakrifays. Di Rɛd Ami nɔ bin gɛt fiul afta dɛn lɔs di Kɔkas. Ɛn dɛn bin rili mis am. Pantap dat, dɛn dɔn blok di chenal we dɛn de gi petrol frɔm Iran ɛn di Midul Is. Insay di Pasifik Oshɔn, Jepan de blok di rod fɔ karavan dɛn, ɛn tru Mɔmansk, di rod we de na di nɔt nɔ izi ɛn wulf pak dɛn we de ɔnda wata bɔku.
  Ɛn di men say we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin de gɛt ɔyl na bin di Nazi dɛn. Ɛn nɔto fɔ dɔnawe wit am kpatakpata. Sɔm pan di ɔyl dɔn ɔlrɛdi rich na di Wehrmacht. Sɔm tin dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi kɔmɔt na Irak ɛn Kuwait. Sintetik petrol de insay divɛlɔpmɛnt. Dat min se, di Luftwaffe de rili aktif na di ays. Bɔt wan wɛst frɔnt de bak, so di Jamani dɛn we de na di skay stil want fɔ de na di difensiv. Ɛn di kɔmanda dɛn na di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn de tek tɛm gɛda di ami dɛn we de na di ayland.
  Bɔt Hitlɛr stil de tray ɔl wetin i ebul fɔ du na Afrika. Insay di sɔmma, Stalin bin gɛda pas twɛlv tawzin tank dɛn na di ist frɔnt. We wi tink bɔt se di fɛt-fɛt dɛn we bin de trangayes ɛn we bin rili bad bin kɔntinyu wit Jepan, dɛn tin ya bin tɔn to rili impɔtant pawa dɛn.
  Di Jaman dɛm, we di wɔ na Afrika ɛn di ays bin ambɔg dɛn, bay Sɛptɛmba 1, pan ɔl we dɛn bin inkrisayz di prodakshɔn fɔ tank ɛn gɔn dɛm we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf to 1,500 yunit dɛm - fɔtunate wan, slev pawa bin involv, dɛn bin gɛt jɔs pas sɛvin tawzin motoka dɛm. Na tru se "Panthers" ɛn "Tigers" nɔ gɛt ikwal ɛnimi. Dɛn na sɔntin lɛk KV, T-34 insay 1941.
  Wan ɔlmost dɛbul nɔmba supiriɔriti na tank nɔ de garanti fɔ win. Ɛn we di wɔ bigin, Stalin bin gɛt bɔku bɔku brontosaur dɛn 4 tɛm pas dat. Ɛn pan dɛn motoka dɛn ya, wan ɛn af tawzin motoka dɛn nɔ bin gɛt di sem pawa fɔ fɛt na di wan ol wɔl. Na tru se di Jamani pipul dɛn bɛtɛ pas di wan dɛn we gɛt ɛkspiriɛns, ɛn ivin di T-4 bɛtɛ pan di we aw dɛn de fɛt ɔltin pas di T-34.
  Bɔt dis stil nɔ sɔlv ɛnitin we go ɛp dɛn. Di USSR gɛt kwantiti advantej bak na di ays, bɔt di ɛnimi gɛt mɔ pawaful wɛpɔn dɛn ɛn plen dɛn we fast pasmak. Ɛn di Yu-288 bɔm bɔm bin apia, we nɔ gɛt ɛni ikwal ɛnimi. Bɔt fɔ naw di Jamani dɛn kip dɛn men fɔs dɛn na di Wɛst ɛn na di skay dɛn jɔs de difend dɛnsɛf. Ɛn di akyu shɔtat fɔ fiul we Rɔshia gɛt de ɛp dɛn fɔ mek dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ gɛt parity.
  Insay di sojaman dɛn we de waka na fut, di nɔmba dɛn fiba. Di USSR gɛt 6.6 milyɔn sojaman dɛn we de waka na fut. Di Tɔd Rayk, inklud in sataylayt dɛn, gɛt 6.5 milyɔn. Di kwalitatif kompozishun, bכt, na hεtirojεnik. Wan impɔtant pat pan di Soviet infantri na pipul dɛn we nɔ tren, ɛn di ɔfisa dɛn rili raw pan dɛn trenin fɔ fɛt. Di Jaman yunit dɛnsɛf gɛt mɔ ɛkspiriɛns fɔ fɛt ɛn sɔntɛm dɛn ɔganayz bɛtɛ. Bɔt wan ɛn af milyɔn pan di ami na di Tɔd Rayk na di ist na sataylayt sojaman dɛn, ɛn wan pan dɛn na di Turks dɛn. Ɛn dɛn yunit dɛn ya nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ pawa fɔ fɛt pas di wan dɛn na Jamani.
  Na tru se di ɔl di we aw pipul dɛn kin ebul fɔ muv na di Wehrmacht bɛtɛ, ɛn transpɔt, trak, motoka, ɛn motoka dɛn de mɔ. Dat min se di ɛnimi gɛt mɔ ebul fɔ muv. Ɛn di Mauser rayf de shot kɔrɛkt wan pas di Soviet Mosin. Wit sabmashin gɔn i de klos to parity. Bɔt di kɔmɔt fɔ wan mɔ advans MP-44 de trɛtin fɔ chenj di kwalitatif supiriɔriti in favɔrit fɔ di Wehrmacht.
  Di Rɛd Ami gɛt bɔku mashin gɔn dɛn, bɔt di Jamani dɛn bin mek dis nɔmba bɔku. Di artileri na di USSR go strɔng, bɔt insay di las mɔnt dɛn, bikɔs dɛn de mek wɛpɔn dɛn ɛn di we aw dɛn de yuz fɔrina wokman dɛn mɔ ɛn mɔ, di gap we de bitwin di nɔmba fɔ gɔn dɛn dɔn de smɔl.
  So tɛm nɔ de na di USSR in sayd. Di we aw dɛn de mek wɛpɔn dɛn na Sɔviɛt Rɔshia dɔn rich di say we dɛn kin du am. Bɔku teritɔri ɛn manpawa bin lɔs. Di tin dɛn we di Tɔd Rayk bin ebul fɔ du, we wi tink bɔt di say dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn tek, at le 4 to 5 tɛm pas di wan dɛn we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin ebul fɔ du. So, i nɔ pɔsibul fɔ win teknɔlɔji ɛn kwantiti kɔmpitishɔn.
  Ivin we yu tek tɛm tink se di Soviet rispɔns nɔ bin rili asymmetrical wit ikwipmɛnt we smɔl, di ɛnimi gɛt bɔku mɔ ikwipmɛnt ɛn manpawa. Na ya na tin fɔ yuz am rationally. Tɛnki fɔ di tray we Speer, we dɛn bin gi imejensi pawa, ɛn Goebbels, we bin deklare tɔtal wɔ, dɛn de yuz di tin dɛn we di kɔntri dɛn we dɛn dɔn ɔkup gɛt mɔ ɛn mɔ, ɛn dɛn de put fɔrina dɛn ɛn prizina dɛn fɔ wɔ wok. Ɛn bɔku bɔku dɛn kayn slev dɛn de dɔn ɔlrɛdi de na di Tɔd Rayk. Ɛn di tin dɛn we dɛn gɛt kin kɔmɔt na Afrika bɔku bɔku wan.
  Na tru se Jamani dɔn ɔlrɛdi pas di USSR fɔ mek plen dɛn, ɛn dɛn de kam nia am wit tank dɛn. Pantap dat, di las wan dɛn we di Jamani dɛn mek, strɔng pas di motoka dɛn we di Rɔshian dɛn gɛt. Pan ɔl we i nɔ izi fɔ mek di prodakshɔn, "Panther" de gɛt mɔmɛnt kwik kwik wan. Ɛn "Tiger" nɔ de fa biɛn. Di T-4 we izi fɔ mek, rili strɔng ɛn i pas di T-34-76 gɔn dɛn pan pawa we de go insay.
  Ɛn di Jamani dɛn de kam nia jet plen dɛn. Di ME-262 gɛt ɔl di chans fɔ bi kɔmbat siriɔs fɛt. Di tɛst dɛn we i kin du kin rili wok fayn. Ɛn di ME-309 nɔ gɛt ɛni ikwal pan spid ɛn armamɛnt. Na tru se di wet we di plen bin gɛt bin mek i nɔ ebul fɔ muv smɔl. Bɔt ay spid, ivin we yu de dayv, de mek yu ebul fɔ rɔnawe we yu de kam nia di tel, ɛn pawaful wɛpɔn dɛn kin shot di ɛnimi wan tɛm. Di ME-309 gɛt tri 30mm kaliba ay kanɔn ɛn wan hit na inf fɔ shot dɔŋ wan Yak ɔ ivin mɔ durable LA-5. Plɛs, di Jamani gɛt 4 big-kaliba mashin gɔn dɛn bak, ɛn ɛni wan pan dɛn lɔng 13 mm. Wɛl, yu go ebul fɔ stɔp dis?
  Stalin bin kɔl di balans fɔ di fɔs dɛn. Di Jamani pipul dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi fɛt na Sawt Afrika ɛn dɛn dɔn tek kɔntrol pan Afrika ɔlmost. Wɛl, wetin wi go ɛkspɛkt nɛks? Ɛn insay Sɛptɛmba 5, 1943, wan big ɔfens bigin. Dɛn bin blo di blo na tu say dɛn, na di sawt pat na di zon bitwin Stalingrad ɛn di Vɔlga, ɛn na di sɛnt, dis na bin di nɔmba fayv ɔpreshɔn we dɛn bin de kɔt di Rzhev ledj.
  Dɛn bin du ɔl tu di atak dɛn wit bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn. Ɛn nɔto if yu nɔ gɛt sakrifays. Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin brok di difensiv layn dɛn na di sawt. Na tru se di Jamani dɛn bin mek wan difens dip wan de. Ɛn di Soviet tank dɛn bin sɔfa bad bad wan. Di avrej rit fɔ prɔgrɛs na 4 kilomita nɔmɔ, bɔt insay wan mɔnt dis dɔn ɔlrɛdi bi wan impɔtant penetreshɔn.
  Insay di sɛnta wi bin ebul fɔ go bifo lɛk twɛnti kilomita so ɛn wi nɔ bin ebul fɔ du di tin dɛn we wi bin dɔn plan fɔ du bifo tɛm. Bɔt na di sawt, afta wan ɛn af mɔnt we dɛn bin de fɛt, Stalingrad bin si se i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nɔ gɛt di Jaman pozishɔn dɛn. I bin tan lɛk se insay smɔl mɔ tɛm, dɛn go rawnd di Soviet sojaman dɛn.
  Bɔt bay dis tɛm Afrika bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi put dɛnsɛf ɔnda di Kraut dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ transfa pat pan dɛn sojaman dɛn frɔm Yurop. Hitler bin tek di risk fɔ mek pipul dɛn no bɔt di pozishɔn dɛn we i bin gɛt na Frans ɛn put di wan dɛn we kɔmɔt na Itali insay di Jamani divishɔn dɛn. Apat frɔm dat, dɛn bin transfa bɔku divishɔn dɛn we dɛn bin mek frɔm pipul dɛn we bin de na di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn, ɛn di pipul dɛn we kɔmɔt na Polan ɛn Chɛk, to Afrika sɛf fɔ du wok fɔ wok. Ɛn insted ɔf dɛn, dɛn bin fri sɔm pat dɛn na di Wehrmacht.
  Ɛn mɔ di Nazi dɛn bin mek dɛn plen dɛn strɔng mɔ. Na Ɔktoba 25, di kɔntra-ɔfensiv we di Jamani yunit dɛn bin de fɛt bin bigin. Stalin nɔ bin want fɔ stɔp di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn fɔ fɛt ɛn i bin briŋ di hedkwata rizɔv dɛn insay di fɛt. Bɔt di Fritz dɛn bin brok di Soviet flank ɛn kɔt di kɔmyunikeshɔn. Insay Novɛmba 1943, di fɔs fɛt wit jet fɛt plen bin apin insay avieshɔn istri. Di Jaman payɔnia we nem Ɛrik bin fɛn di fɔs jet we dɛn bin yuz fɔ flay na di skay.
  Di trɛt fɔ rawnd di Soviet yunit dɛn, di we aw dɛn nɔ bin gɛt fiul, di rizɔv, ɛn di pawa we ɛnimi plen dɛn bin gɛt na di ays bin mek di Soviet kɔmand stɔp fɔ fɛt ɛn bigin fɔ pul di Rɛd Ami go usay dɛn bin de fɔs.
  Dɛn bin mek di frɔnt layn bak bay di ɛnd ɔf Novɛmba. Ɛn bak, wan lɔl bin de. Di Jamani dɛn bin dayjɛst Afrika ɛn gɛda trɛnk. Di prodakshɔn fɔ di Tayga tank dɔn bɔku bad bad wan. Fɔ tru, dis motoka bin tɔn to teknik wan we pɔsin kin abop pan pas di Panta, wit gud protɛkshɔn fɔ di sayd ɛn biɛn, ɛn i kin kil mɔ, mɔ we dɛn de faya kanɔn pan infantri.
  So di prɔblɛm wit leba ɛn raw matirial lɔs in rilevans, so dɛn bil mɔ ɛn mɔ faktri dɛm, ɛn wit dɛm di "Tayga dɛm". So i nɔ bin tu at fɔ prodyuz ɛn i bin dɔn ɛnd ɔp na di flɔ. Wan rial tayga invayshɔn. Bɔt frɔm Disɛmba, di "Royal Tiger" sɛf dɔn kam insay di krawd. Wan motoka we gɛt bɔku pawaful klos dɛn ɛn wɛpɔn dɛn.
  Dɛn dɔn stɔp di T-4 tank frɔm di nyu ia as i nɔ de wok igen. Bifo dat, "Panther" bin de dominate. Di motoka bin bigin fɔ mek ɛn i bin rili fayn fɔ pwɛl tank dɛn. Bɔt "Panther" -2 bin delay fɔ divɛlɔp. Fɔ sɔm rizin, insted ɔf am, "Maus" bin go insay siriɔs.
  Naw di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt inof prodakshɔn kapasiti ɛn manpawa fɔ wok tri shift. Ɛn dɛn, bay di ɔda we di Fuhrer bin gi dɛn, bin lans wan 180 tan wej mashin fɔ mek dɛn mek am. Bɔt i nɔ go izi fɔ mek dɛn tek dis tin we dɛn fɛn as sɔntin we dɔn wok fayn. Apat frɔm di bɛnifit dɛn we dis kayn tank gɛt: dɛn kin abop pan am fɔ protɛkt am frɔm ɔl di angul dɛn, dɛn kin gɛt pawaful wɛpɔn dɛn, ɛn dɛn kin ebul fɔ ol am fayn fayn wan, di wet we dis kayn animal bin gɛt ɛn di we aw dɛn bin de kɛr am go na di relwe layn dɛn bin mek bɔku prɔblɛm dɛn.
  Apat frɔm dat, di "Lion" we dɛn bin divɛlɔp insay 1942 bin go bak insay prodakshɔn. Wan motoka we gɛt 105 mm kanɔn ɛn we wet 90 tan. Di bɛnifit dɛn we di "Lion" gɛt na fayn protɛkshɔn fɔ di sayd ɛn fɔrɛst, ɛn wan gɔn we gɛt mɔ pawa. "Lion" na wan kayn "Tiger", na onli big en wit tik armor. Na tru se di 1080 ɔspawɛl injin bin mek di Layɔn ebul fɔ muv lɛk di sem spid we di Tayga bin de muv. Ɛn di riya ɛn sayd klos we gɛt 100 mm bin gɛt garanti fɔ protɛkt frɔm hit frɔm 76 mm gɔn, ɛn 140 mm frɔm 85 mm gɔn.
  Di USSR bin gɛt in prɔblɛm dɛn bak. Fɔ ɛgzampul, fɔ chenj di T-34-76 to di T-34-85 bin nid fɔ ridyus di kwantiti prodakshɔn fɔ di tank, we bin rili pen fɔ du. Apat frɔm dat, bɔku say dɛn we dɛn kin gɛt raw matirial ɛn alɔy ɛlimɛnt dɛn dɔn lɔs. Kɔpa nɔ de bak. Di las tin we apin bin mek prɔblɛm wit di transmishɔn. Bikɔs kɔpa nɔ de fɔ di ilɛktrɔmɛkanikal transmishɔn, yu nɔ go ebul fɔ instɔl big tɔrɛt na di T-34-76 chɛsis, i nɔ go rɔta. Ɛn di wan we gɛt haydrolik nid fɔ du am bak. Ɛn Gɔd no us kayn pɔsin we pɔsin go abop pan. Fɔ tɔk smɔl, dɛn bin put di chenj to di T-34-85 bifo te dɛn mek wan nyu transmishɔn, we dɛn bin stil gɛt fɔ ajɔst to di dimɛnshɔn dɛn na di tank. Ɛn di T-34-76 stil de insay siriɔs fɔ naw.
  Dis tank go tek di "Panther" pan bot, ɛn di "Tiger" we de nia de bak. En "Mouse" no go brok tru ivin 85 grafik pepa. Di "Lev" de tu, bɔt na jɔs naw i apia ɛn nɔto bɔku tank dɛn de we tan lɛk dis. So di T-34-76 pak go du.
  Dɛn bigin fɔ mek di IS-2 tank insay 1944 insay smɔl smɔl siriɔs wan dɛn. Prɔblɛm bin de bak wit di transmishɔn ɛn di shel dɛn, bɔt di men tin na dat wan motoka we gɛt pawaful kanɔn bin apia, we ebul fɔ go insay di Tayga ed-to-ed. Bɔt dɛn bin mek tumɔs smɔl IS dɛn fɔ mek dɛn rili inflɔws di kɔs fɔ di wɔ.
  Bɔt pan ɔl dat, Tiger-2 sɛf bigin fɔ inkrisayz in volyum.
  Di Third Reich bin stil de fɛt pan tu frɔnt ɛn di Krauts bin tray fɔ strɔng dɛnsɛf mɔ pan avieshɔn. Di AR-183 bi di fɔs ful-fledged jet bɔm, lɛk di ME-252 fɛt plen. Di Jamani dɛn bin de yuz slev wok, ɛn dɛn bin de bil mɔ ɛn mɔ faktri dɛn fɔ mek jet plen dɛn. Dɛn bin bil sɔm faktri dɛn ɔnda grɔn, ɔ na di mawnten dɛn we de na di Alpayn.
  Di Fuhrer bin tɔk se if dɛn go fɛt wit plen, dat go disayd wetin go apin to di wɔ na di Wɛst, jɔs lɛk aw dɛn kin fɛt wɔ we dɛn de yuz sabmarin. Na di ist, wan stebul frɔnt layn bin stil de. Hitler nɔ bin want fɔ put insɛf pan denja fɔ fɛt, dɛn nɔ bin stil win ɔltin na di Is na di Wɛst. Ɛn i bin lɛk di spid - i bin rili lɛk jet avieshɔn. Di ilyushɔn bin kam se i pɔsibul fɔ win di wɔ yuz balistik mishɔl ɛn jet bɔm wit di minimum lɔs pan manpawa.
  I tan lɛk se Stalin nɔ bin tink so. Di Soviet kɔmand bin bigin fɔ fɛt insay Janwari frɔm tu fa fa say dɛn wan tɛm: di Leningrad dairekshɔn ɛn krɔs di Vɔlga frɔm Astrakhan. Dɛn fɔ tek di las tin we dɛn disayd fɔ du as sɔntin we rili bad. Bikɔs di fɔs stej fɔ di ɔpreshɔn afta dɛn dɔn krɔs di riva kin tek lɔng tɛm. Bɔt sɔntɛm di kɔlkyulɛshɔn bin kɔmɔt frɔm sɔprayz. I rili at bak fɔ go bifo nia Lɛningrad. Di ɛnimi dɛn difens layn dɛn rili advans pan injinɛri.
  Bɔt na Swidan di Nazi dɛn kin win di palɛmint ilɛkshɔn ɛn Stalin fɔ dɔn sho se if Karl in pikin dɛn kam insay di wɔ, i go bad fɔ dɛn.
  Bɔt Fild Mashal Mɔdel bin ebul fɔ ol di frɔnt, mɔ bikɔs di Wehrmacht in grɔn fɔs dɛn strɔng, ɛn rikonaysmɛnt de wok ɛn nɔ de kech mɔskito. Jɛnɛral wan, i nɔ kin izi fɔ win di ɛnimi we yu nɔ gɛt trɛnk we pas am. Pantap dat, di Jaman rikonays jet plen dɛn na di bɛst wan dɛn na di wɔl ɛn dɛn gɛt fayn fayn optik. Wɛl, di Kraut dɛn de si ɛn tek foto ɔl di muvmɛnt dɛn we di sojaman dɛn de muv. Ɛn insay di kol sizin i kin at fɔ ayd di transfyushɔn fɔ di divishɔn dɛn pas insay di sɔmma. Ɛn bɔku jenɛral dɛn de we de tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt. Bɔku pipul dɛn kin tek di Jamani pipul dɛn as pipul dɛn we dɔn win.
  Di fɛt bin drɛg te Fɛbwari dɔn, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin gɛt ɛni rizɔlt. Ɛn insay Mach, di Rɛd Ami bin tɛst di ɛnimi, ɛn dɛn bin brok di Ɔn fɔ Rzhev bak. Di Jamani dɛn bin tɔn bak pan di atak ɛn mek di frɔnt layn stebul bay di ɛnd ɔf Epril. Ɛn insay Me, dɛn bin de tɔk bɔt wan land we bin de kam land na Frans. Pan ɔl we di aidia fɔ land dis kayn we bin tan lɛk klin gambul, di Dimɔkrat dɛn bin nid fɔ win di Wɛstɛn Frɔnt ɔ at ɔl sɔm kayn ɔfens. Jɔs lɛk aw di Chɔchil we bin wik bak bin du. Pantap dat, di Jamani pipul dɛn bin pas na Iran ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nɔ mit dɛn, dɛn bin tek India, ɛn dɛn bin jɔyn an wit Jepan na di sawt. So naw di Land of the Rising Sun kin gɛt sɔpɔt frɔm di Wehrmacht, inklud tɛknɔlɔji ɛn ikwipmɛnt. Ɛn ivin mɔ, i bin push Amɛrika ɛn Briten fɔ tek risk fɔ land na di nɔt pat na Frans, pan ɔl we di chans fɔ mek dɛn du dis kayn ɔpreshɔn bin de mɛlt lɛk sno na di Sahara.
  
  NYU ADVƐNTƆR DƐN FƆ LƐDI WINTA Ɔ MILADY
  Ledi Winta bin waka barefut ɛn wit rag fɔ go na di rod dɛn na Frans. In leg dɛn bin twist ɛn in fut we nɔ gɛt natin bin de blɔd. Milady insɛf, we na di masta in wɛf ɛn di dyuk in gyal pikin we nɔ rayt, bin dɔti, ɛn i bin wɛr klos we nɔ bin kɔba in bɔdi.
  Bɔt Ledi Winta bin ivin lɛk am da we de. Yu fil lɛk begman ɛn di las uman. Bɔt fɔ tru, yu yɔŋ, yu fayn, ɛn yu gɛt twɛlv milyɔn prɔpati.
  Meanwhile, di fo musketeers, we don foget se dia vacation don finish, de luk fo milady. Dɛn nɔ rili biliv se na in yon savant bin chuk Lɔd Winta te i day. Bɔt di ɔfisa dɛn, fɔ tru, bin tek dis vɛshɔn. Ɛn dɛn bin mek di pɔsin we dɛn tink se de du bad sɔfa. Ɛn di wan dɛn we de kil pipul dɛn no aw fɔ lus dɛn tɔŋ ɛn fos pipul dɛn fɔ kɔfes. Insay di Midul Ij, dɛn bin de du jɔstis kwik kwik wan ɛn wit kruk we.
  Bɔt i nɔ bin kam na di 4 maskɛt dɛn maynd se Ledi Winta kin waka wit fut ɛn wit rag, wit begman in dres. Ɛn na dat mek dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ go na di rod we Maydi bin de waka.
  Dartagnan bin tɔk wit wamat se:
  - A kin fɔgiv ɔltin pas Kɔnstans Bonacieux!
  Ɛn i wip in ɔs bak. Athos kray frɔm ɔnda in fɔɛd ɛn fala in padi dɛn.
  Porthos bin gi advays se:
  - Mek wi put riwod pan in ed!
  Dartagnan shek in ed:
  - Stupid aydia! Pantap dat, wisɛf nɔ rili jɛntri!
  Aramis rɛst in chin pan in an ɛn aks in padi dɛn se:
  - Wetin yu go du yusɛf if yu na bin Ledi Winta?
  Dartagnan bin tɔk wit sɛns se:
  - Wel, probably... Ɔ to di kadinal. Ɔ a go go bak na Briten!
  Aramis bin nɔd fɔ sho se i gri.
  - Na dat! Na Briten! Maybe e beta fo kech mai lady de?
  Dartagnan bin snap ɛn tɔk se:
  - Na tɛm fɔ mek wi go bak na wi yunit. If nɔto dat, dɛn go tek wi as pipul dɛn we dɔn rɔnawe. Ɛn di kadinal go gladi fɔ kil di wan dɛn we de agens am.
  Porthos bin gri se:
  - To hell wit am! Frans tu big fɔ fɛn kɔni uman insay. Fɔ tru, i go bɛtɛ fɔ mek wi go bak na wɔ. I de bɔku mɔ ɛnjɔymɛnt de ɛn ɛksplɔyt dɛn de wet fɔ wi!
  Aramis bin gi advays, ɛn i bin de mek in yay smɔl wit sɛns:
  - Ɔ sɔntɛm mi ledi go stɔp fɔ si di kadinal?
  Porthos, insay in yon we we gɛt sɛns, bin tɔk se:
  - Ɛn di kadinal de wit di ami! So na tɛm fɔ lɛ wi go bak!
  Athos bin tɔk wit wan vɔys we nɔ bisin bɔt ɔda pipul dɛn se:
  - Du wetin una want, padi dɛm!
  Aramis bin tɔk se:
  "Wi go stil drayv fɔ af de, ɛn afta dat wi go tɔn to Larochelle, wi go de in tɛm wit ful spid."
  Di wan dɛn we de fɛt fɔ di maskɛt dɛn bin de wip dɛn ɔs dɛn. Ɛn di fut dɛn bin de kray. Dartagnan bin tink se i sɔri fɔ Kɔnstantiɔs. We i bin stil na bɔbɔ, i bin gɛt wan galfrɛn, we na wan lokal pesin gyal. I bin blant, i bin rili big ɛn i bin fayn. Dɔn dɛn mit am. Wi bin de drink milk ɛn wayn.
  Dɔn dɛn kin kis ɛn kɔt kɔt, jɔs fɔ mek dɛn nɔ pwɛl dɛn vajiniti. Dartagnan nɔ bin want fɔ mared yet, ɛn if i drim, i go bi bɔt wan prinses. Ɛn di titi bin mek i pafɛkt wit in saful an. Yɛs, simpul lɔv bin de da tɛm de. Sɔm rud fɔ wan po Gascon titi ɛn wan uman we de wok na fam.
  A mɛmba in leg dɛn, we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we tan. Aw i bin fayn fɔ tik di biuti in rɔf il. Ɛn i bin de tikl am. Ɔltin bin rili fayn ɛn gɛt lɔv.
  Dartagnan bin tink se fɔ tru, bɔku bad bad tin dɛn de na di wɔl. Wan pan dɛn na ol ej. Aw i de mek uman dɛn nɔ fayn. We dɛn yɔŋ, na lɛk ɔl di gyal pikin dɛn kin fayn. Wan big, di ɔda wan smɔl, bɔt i fayn fɔ luk dɛn. Ɛn we di gyal pikin dɛn we de wok na fam de rɔn ɛn flash dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn dɛn rawnd il dɛn we gɛt dɔti, yu kin fil fayn. Ɛn yu wayl animal de rayz.
  Bɔt tɛm kin bi we gyal pikin dɛn nɔ fɔ lɔs dɛn vajiniti bifo dɛn mared. Ɛn bɔku tɛm dɛn kin jɔs de kɔt kɔt ɛn kis. Ɛn dɛn kin tek tɛm du ɔltin.
  Dartagnan bin tink se tɛm de pas. Ɛn i nɔ de fil ɔltin igen lɛk aw i bin de fil di tɛm we i nɔ bin dɔn gro biad yet. I jɔs nɔ klia usay di wɔl de go. Ɛn wetin go apin to dɛn nɔ klia.
  Milady bin ebul fɔ rɔnawe di las tɛm. Di Kadinal na yu yon ɛnimi. Ɛn di pawa we Richelieu gɛt pas di wan we kiŋ gɛt. Yu nɔ bɔn pikin yet, di pɔsin we yu lɛk dɔn day. Bɔku tin dɛn bin de we wi fɔ fil bad bɔt. Di tin we de mɔna mi pas ɔl na dat dɛn bin mis mi ledi. No nid nɔ bin de fɔ transpɔt am go na di ɔda say. Dɛn bin fɔ dɔn kil dɛn na di say we dɛn de.
  Ɛn yu nɔ tink se i tu fat fɔ kɔt ed wit sɔd? Usay i bɛtɛ fɔ hang di dɛbul. Ɛn sɔntɛm ivin bifo i day, dɛn ɔl 4 go fuk am.
  Dartagnan bin fil gladi ɛn gladi at insay insɛf. I bin want uman naw, wit pen ɛn pawa.
  Sɔntɛm di tru se mi ledi sɛf de sɔfa, ɛn in leg dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we dɔn brus de bɔm wit pen frɔm di rod we gɛt rɔk, go mek Dartagnan kɔrej.
  Wan tɛm, Ledi Winta bin gɛt in fɔs lɔv we na shɛpad bɔbɔ. I bin stil bi pikin, inosɛnt lɔv. Dɛn bin de siŋ togɛda, tumbul, ɛn wev krawn. Dɛn bin smɔl ɛn dɛn bin lɛk dɛnsɛf.
  Milady bin gɛt prɔblɛm wit in pikin tɛm we i bin de wok na fam. Bɔt fɔ mɛn kaw bin izi fɔ am. Di kaw dɛn obe ɛn dɛn nɔ bin de waka waka. Ɛn yu kin ple wit yu patna ɛn swim na di riva.
  Ledi Winta bin gɛt in yon peasant gladi-at dɛn da tɛm de. If i bin no se tumara bambay ɔl pikin go gɛt Ayfon ɛn kɔmpyuta, i go mɔs sɔprayz. Ɛn i rayt fɔ du dat, a bin fɔ dɔn day bikɔs a bin de jɛlɔs.
  Bɔt di mɔdaniti na wan tin, ɛn di Midul Ij na ɔda tin.
  Milady bin siŋ wit sɔri-at se:
  - Oh pikin, pikin tɛm, usay yu de flay go! Oh pikin, pikin, wetin yu de rɔsh! A go bi di kwin we de na di tron, ɛn ɔl di ɛnimi dɛn go win kpatakpata!
  Ɛn Ledi Winta bin fil lɛk se i gɛt pwɛl at insay insɛf. Yu tink se di ia dɛn go rili pas ɛn i go bi wan nasty, hunchbacked old woman? Ɛn dɛn go luk am ɛn spit pan am?
  Wɛl, aw Gɔd de alaw uman dɛn fɔ du bad tin. Yu tink se dis rili fayn?
  Ledi Winta bin biliv se nɔto so i bi!
  Sɔntɛnde, insɛf bin de tink se i go mek fayn ɛn gud wɔl if i de na di Ɔlmayti in ples.
  Di wɔl fɔ sɔmda ɛn yɔŋ pipul dɛn we go de sote go. We bɔbɔ we gɛt fresh fes, we nɔ gɛt nasty biad. Ɛn dɛn de smayl wit ɔl dɛn tit. We ɔltin gud ɛn gladi at nɔ gɛt ɛnd.
  Mek pipul dɛn nɔ de day. Ɛn sɛtul dɛn na wan planɛt we go de bɔku ɔltɛm so dat ɔlman go gɛt inof ples! Dis na rili fayn drim.
  Ɛn di tru tin we se pipul dɛn de day rili bad! I go du dis so dat pipul dɛn nɔ go ɛva day. Ɛn dɛn nɔ bin ol, dɛn nɔ bin de sik. Ɛn wan ɔlide bin de we go de sote go na di wan ol wɔl.
  Aw wan wɔl go fayn we nɔbɔdi nɔ go day ɛn nɔ de fred am.
  Milady bin tink se if Gɔd de, dat min se I nɔto pɔsin we at fɔ si. Pɔsin we rili gɛt pawa pas ɔlman go ebul fɔ mek ɔl di tin dɛn we i mek gladi pasmak. If i gɛt sɛns we nɔ gɛt ɛnd, dat min se i no aw fɔ du dis, ɛn if i gɛt pawa ɔlsay, dat min se i kin...
  Bɔt wetin mek ɔlman de sɔfa? Ɛn kiŋ ɛn po pipul dɛn? Di sem kadinal nɔ gɛt gud wɛlbɔdi. Ɛn aw yu go biliv afta dat? Milady luk in dɔti, blɔd fut dɛn ɛn tɔk se:
  - Bɔt we yu yɔŋ, i bɛtɛ fɔ de barefut pas ol uman we wɛr dayamɔn sus!
  Milady bin spɛn di nɛt na wan ples we dɛn kɔl haystack. In fut dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin bin so brus dat i bin de pen bad bad wan we i de slip. Ɛn Ledi Winta bin gɛt wan bad bad drim.
  I bin tan lɛk se dɛn dɔn twist in jɔyn dɛn na di rɛk, ɛn faya bin de kɔt kɔt in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Di masta in wɛf de hang pan rop ɛn tay in an dɛn biɛn am ɛn i nekɛd ɔl. Di pɔsin we de kil am nak am na in bak wit in wip wit ɔl in pawa, di skin bɔs ɛn blɔd de splash. Wan ɔda pɔsin we de mek pipul dɛn sɔfa kin mek di wam wam wam wam wam wam wam wam wam wam wam wam wam wam wam wam wam wam wam uman wae nɔr gɛt natin.
  Di tɔd kilman tɔn aut di skarlet nipple fɔ wan nobul uman wit ɔt ayɛn. Ɛn di nɔmba 4 wan de briŋ wan layt tɔch to Ledi Winta in pubic ia ɛn bɔn am.
  Di sɔfa we dɛn de mek pipul dɛn sɔfa na kruk tin. Ɛn mi uman nɔ tɔk natin. I nɔ de kɔnfɛs ɛn i nɔ de giv ɔp di wan dɛn we de wit am. Ɛn ivin we dɛn kɔt in bɔdi wit ɔt tong, di yɔŋ uman bin jɔs de swɛt, bɔt i nɔ bin tɔk natin.
  Bɔt afta dat, i bin wɔs mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Dɛn bin strɛch in pikin na di rɛk. Dɛn kɔt in klos ɛn put ɔt ayɛn strip dɛn pan di pikin in il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Milady bigin fɔ strɛch ɛn wek... I bin stil dak, bɔt i bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt layt. I kol smɔl. Ledi Winta tinap ɛn waka na di rod we gɛt ston dɛn. In fut we nɔ gɛt natin bin de it bad bad wan ɛn angri. We i bin de go, na sɔm bɛri nɔmɔ i bin ebul fɔ pik. Ɛn di angri bin de strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Milady bin si wan uman we de wok na fam wit ebi ebi bag dɛn na di rod. I bin se i go kam wit am. So i bin gri.
  Di wet we di faya wud bin gɛt bin tɔn to fayn. Bɔt Ledi Winta na strɔng uman pan bɔdi. Ɛn i bin de kɛr am ivin we i de smayl. Pantap dat, i bin de along di rod. Bɔt, tin dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de na mi ed se i nɔ go izi fɔ mek di wan dɛn we de mek maskɛt de luk fɔ am naw. I go mɔs bi se di vaykashun dɔn dɔn, ɛn nɔbɔdi nɔ want fɔ bi pɔsin we nɔ de fala lɔ.
  Wetin yu go du if yu stun pɔsin ɛn gɛt ɔs ɛn mɔ ɔ smɔl fayn klos. Ɛn bifo dat, i go na Ingland fɔ go na di pales.
  Milady bin briŋ faya wud insay di os. Di uman we de wok na fam gi am wan krɔs bred ɛn wan mag we gɛt fresh milk fɔ sho se i gladi.
  Ledi Winta bin mek in angri kol smɔl. Ɛn bak i muf along di rod. Kalɔs bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de gro pan di yɔŋ uman in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Dɛn bin kam fɔ bi rud pipul dɛn bifo wi yay.
  Milady bin fil fayn. I tan lɛk se i de du di Haj as sina we dɔn ripɛnt.
  Jɛnɛral wan, Ledi Winta nɔ bin lɛk Gɔd. Fɔ tru, us kayn wɔl we de it animal dɛn I mek? Ivin animal dɛn kin it dɛnsɛf ɛn te dɛn klos wit dɛn klos. Di wan dɛn we strɔng pas ɔlman kin win? Aw dis wɔl nɔ tan lɛk gɔvmɛnt we gɛt sɛns. Strɔng ɛn kɔni ɛn wikɛd tin de rul. Pipul dɛn nɔ de liv fayn. Dɛn kin wok bɔku ɛn dɛn kin sɔfa.
  Jɛnɛral wan, Ledi Winta nɔ bin ɔndastand aw, bikɔs i na pɔsin we lɛk fɔ mek tin dɛn, i go alaw in pikin dɛn fɔ sɔfa. Ɛn bak di we aw dɛn kin kɔt uman dɛn bɔdi. I nɔ go ɛva mek uman nɔ fayn.
  I lɛk ɔltin we fayn, lɛk bɔtaflay. Ɛn man dɛn kin fayn, mɔ we dɛn yɔŋ.
  Milady bin imajin se i de na wan yɔŋ man in an, ɛn dɛn de shawa in bɔdi wit kis. Ɛn dat go rili fayn.
  Ɛn dɛn kin tikl yu il dɛn bak... Ɛn afta dat dɛn kin kis yu bare, dɔsti fut...
  Milady tek am ɛn siŋ:
  - Halo Louis, Louis... Halo Louis, Louis... A nɔ nid yu kis dɛn, Luis!
  Ɛn di titi laf. Bɔt us kayn gyal pikin i bi? Na yɔŋ uman we de na di bɛst layf. Ɛn rili fayn, strɔng, ebul fɔ bia.
  I de waka we i nɔ slo. Ɛn di pen we bin de na mi leg dɛn we bin dɔn brus bin stɔp.
  Milady bin mɛmba di advantej dɛn we i bin gɛt. Wan tɛm, tifman dɛn bin kech am. Ɛn fɔ tru, dɛn bin rep mi. Ledi Winta bin ivin gɛt tu ɔ tri ɔrgazm dɛn. Dis bin mek i tɔn pan am. Pantap dat, mami ɛn dadi biznɛs na mami ɛn dadi biznɛs, ɛn i kin mek pɔsin gladi.
  Yu kin gladi ɛn yu kin rili strɔng. Dɔn di tifman dɛn pul in klos te to in skin ɛn lɛf am. Fɔ tɔk mɔ, dɛn bin fɔs pul mi klos te to mi skin, rep mi, dɔn dɛn kɔmɔt de.
  Aw mi ledi bin de ɛnjɔy di rɔf mating wit man dɛn we nɔ was. A nɔ min fɔ pe fɔ dis. Dɔn i fri insɛf frɔm di rop dɛn ɛn rɔnawe. I bin de waka bak barefut ɛn nak in leg dɛn dɔŋ.
  Yɛs, na so layf tan. I sɔri fɔ no se di musketeers bin disdain in bɔdi.
  Milady bin hiss se:
  - Dartagnan we de na di wɔl! Hooligan we de mek pipul dɛn de du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs!
  Ɛn i stamp in fut we nɔ gɛt natin pan di ston dɛn. Ɛn i bin mek in spid mɔ ɛn mɔ. I bin want man mɔ ɛn mɔ. Ɔ i bɛtɛ pas dat, na yɔŋ man. Fɔ fɔdɔm, fɔ sadul, fɔ galɔp.
  Ledi Winter bin siŋ wit anɔyntmɛnt:
  - Pipul de day fɔ mɛtal! Fɔ mɛtal! Setan de rul di rɛst de! Na ɔl di vɛks we de de!
  Ɛn i slap in fut we nɔ gɛt natin pan di kɔba ston dɛn.
  A bin de imajin se a de go na slev ɛn tay mi an dɛn biɛn mi bak. Ɛn aw di wip de ɛnkɔrej am fɔ go bifo.
  Damn romans we yu de du.
  Wan tɛm, Milady bin rid wan shɔt buk bɔt di we aw Spatakɔs bin tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt. So na de dɛn kech di lida fɔ di wan dɛn we tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt in sista. Ɛn i bin de waka wit in fut ɛn i wɛr klos we dɔn rɔtin na di rod we gɛt ston. Ɛn di ovasia bin ɛnkɔrej am fɔ go bifo wit di wip we i de bit am.
  Ɛn di titi bin de kray.
  Ɛn afta dat, i go na di say dɛn we i de kɔt ston. Ɛn di bɔbɔ in pikin we nem Spatak bak. I bin rili kul.
  Bɔt, yu nɔ tink se di po pikin dɛn de wok ɛni we? Bɔt na kwari, fɔ tru, i at, di lod dɛn nɔ kin mɛzhɔ. Ɛn di bɔbɔ we na Spatakɔs in pikin, sɔfa bad bad wan. Bɔt i bin sev, ɛn i bin ivin gro ɛn strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ. Dɔn dɛn sɛl am to wan skul we dɛn kɔl gladiator ɛn in wok bigin.
  Spartak in sista bin de wok na di say dɛn we dɛn kin kɔt ston. Dɔn i ful di gad ɛn i ebul fɔ rɔnawe. Join wan gang. I bɔn tu bɔy pikin dɛn. Ɛn a bin kech na di ɛnd. Di krɔs bin de wet fɔ am, ɛn bifo da kruk sɔfa de.
  Bɔt di uman bin ebul fɔ rɔnawe bak. I bin gɛt sɛns pas di gad dɛn, ɛn i bin tɔk se i go ebul fɔ sho usay di tifman dɛn ayd di gold.
  Ɛn we i de go, i tek am ɛn rɔnawe.
  Cunning beast...
  Spartacus in pikin bin ebul fɔ gɛt nem na di arena ɛn win fridɔm. Dɔn i bin mek in wok na di Roman sojaman dɛn.
  Ɛn i bin ivin mared Siza in sista in pikin. Dɔn di buk dɔn, ɛn i nɔ klia wetin go apin insay di ɔda wan.
  In jenɛral, buk stil nɔ bɔku, bɔt yu kin stil gɛt chivalric novel ɛn i fashɔn.
  Milady bin lɛk fɔ rid, bɔt i nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ tɛm fɔ rid. Bɔt a rid sɔntin.
  Fɔ ɛgzampul, bɔt Joan of Arc. Na bin uman we bin de fɛt wɔ. Ɛn na gyal we rili strɔng pan bɔdi. Na shem se in ɛnd bin sɔri. Ɛn di buk bin ivin tɔk bɔt di kayn we aw dɛn bin de mek di Maid na Ɔlians sɔfa. Inklud di layt. Milady bin tink se insɛf nɔ go ebul fɔ avɔyd di rɛk.
  Milady, lɛk ɔltɛm, i bin ful-ɔp wit op. Bɔt pan ɔl dat, na di raytan na ɛvin insɛf de kɛr am. Ɛn i de gi di titi pawaful trɛnk. Ɛn i nɔ gɛt fut ɔltɛm, ɛn in leg dɛn nɔ kin at igen. A bin jɔs want fɔ it bak. Na big big pɔsin we de beg.
  Jɔs rili bad! Ɛn fɔ tru, aw bɔku uman dɛn de waka rawnd Frans ɛn ɔda kɔntri dɛn lɛk dis.
  Milady bin ivin siŋ, ɛn i bin de ɛnjɔy di wɔd dɛn we se:
  Mi kɔntri we oli, .
  Ɔl di neshɔn dɛn na di wɔl tan lɛk famili!
  Bɔt a lɔs di inspɛkshɔn fɔ kɔntinyu fɔ kɔmpoz. Di yɔŋ uman waka go ɛn fil di grɔn we gɛt ston wit in wan ol fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Oh dis wold. Di wɛda bin wam smɔl ɛn i bin fayn fɔ waka. Ivin wit mud i sɔm kayn we izi ɛn mɔ natura.
  Milady na bin pɔsin we de mɛn kaw ɛn i bin de kia fɔ gɔs. Bɔt sɔm kayn we, fɔ sɔm misdemeanor, dɛn bin fos am fɔ spin wan wil wit tri vilej bɔbɔ dɛn. Fɔs, i bin tan lɛk se i izi. Bɔt afta dat, di mɔsul dɛn bigin fɔ stɔp. Ɛn in po taya leg ɛn bak bin de pen, ɛn in an dɛn bin kɔba wit kɔl. Dis nɔto izi wok!
  I bin apin se dɛn bin bit di dyuk in gyal pikin we nɔ rayt. Yɛs, na so tin de bi.
  Sɔm gud, sɔm bad.
  Di musketeers bin kam bak wit ful spid na Larochelle. Dɛn bin de wip di ɔs dɛn. Dɔn bak, we yu rayd fɔ lɔng tɛm, yu kin taya. Nɔto inof briz de fɔ ɔltin.
  Dartagnan na bin di wan we wikɛd pas ɔlman. Milady bin swɛt am pas ɔlman bay we i bin pɔyzin Kɔnstans Bɔnasi. As fɔ Bakingham, dis dyuk na, afta ɔl, ɛnimi fɔ Frans. Ɛn sɔntɛm mi uman bin stɔp wan wɔ we bin tek lɔng tɛm ɛn we bin fɔ dɔn tek bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn layf.
  Bɔt dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ tek Kɔnstans in ples. Ɛn wi nɔ go ebul fɔ fɔgiv dis.
  Athos bin gɛt sɔm kɔmplen dɛn bak. Bɔt Portom ɛn Aramis na jɔs lɛftist ya.
  Dartagnan bin aks Aramis se:
  - Wetin wi go du? Di echidna dɔn rɔnawe, ɛn big big pawa dɛn de agens wi.
  Di yɔŋ bigman bin tɔk se:
  - A tink se a fɔ rayt lɛta to di kiŋ.
  Dartagnan bin tɔk se:
  - Di kiŋ de na di kadinal in an!
  Aramis bin mek i klia se:
  - Inglish, ɛn tɛl bɔt ɔl di mashin dɛn we mi ledi de mek!
  Dartagnan bin swɛt bad bad wan ɛn i bin tɔk se:
  - Ɛn wi nɔ gɛt ɛni pruf. Ɛn mi ledi in men ɛnimi dɛn dɔn day!
  Porthos bin gi advays se:
  - Wi no ivin get di means fo travul go Britain. Mek wi jos sidon fo ambush.
  Dartagnan bin ala se:
  - Aw na dat fɔ ambush?
  Porthos, we bin tan lɛk simpul pɔsin bikɔs ɔf in big saiz, bin tɔk se:
  - Milady nɔ go lɛf plan fɔ revaŋg agens Dartagnan ɛn Athos, ɛn bak di pɔsin we kil am. So... Wi go kech am na dis moment!
  Dartagnan bin tɔk wit vɛks, ɛn i bin de wɛv in sɔd se:
  - Yes, na di eksekushɔn bin mis am. Sɔntɛm in kɔnshɛns nɔ klia atɔl!
  Athos aks wit kɔnfyushɔn se:
  - Ripɔt, yu tink se na so?
  Dartagnan bin tɔk di rayt we se:
  - Milady bin stil bi pikin da tɛm de ɛn dɛn nɔ no udat ful udat. Sɔntɛm mi brɔda insɛf gɛt snot!
  Athos spre in an ɛn swɛt bad bad wan:
  "Sɔntɛnde bak, mi kɔnshɛns bin de mek a sɔfa. Sɔntɛm if Ledi Klarik bin dɔn tɔk di wan ol tru wan tɛm, a fɔ dɔn ɔndastand am ɛn fɔgiv am. Ɛn so...
  Porthos bin notis, we i de tɔn in mɔstaz:
  - Ɛn na uman we gɛt rare biuti! Nid nɔ de fɔ ful ɛnibɔdi lɛk dat. If yu luk am, yu go ɔndastand di titi we de na di monasti!
  Dartagnan bin tɔk tranga wan se:
  - A stil nɔ go fɔgiv am Kɔnstans. Ɛn nɛks tɛm, wi go jɔs ɛng am!
  Athos bin agens am se:
  - Nɔ! I bɔn na pɔsin we gɛt ay pozishɔn. In evri jes de betray dis. Mek wi kɔt di ed wit sɔd. I fit fɔ gɛt dis!
  Di musketeers bin fɔdɔm kwayɛt... Dartagnan bin fred fɔ pul am ɛn shet in sɔd bak. Na in bin vɛks ɛn fred pas ɔlman. If nɔto fɔ Kɔnstans, den i go stil pɔsibul fɔ sɔm kayn we fɔ fɔgiv ɛn fɔgɛt, ɔdasay. A nɔ bin want fɔ jɔs kɔt di ed, bɔt a bin want fɔ mek di midship dɛn sɔfa bifo a day. Tek ɔf in but ɛn frɛy in il. Strip ɛn flog wit wip. Kɔba wit tar ɛn manyuɔr ɛn rol insay fɛda. Draiv am nekɛd tru di strit dɛn tru di krawd.
  Hang bay di ia ɛn swing. Ɛn jɔs lɛk ɔl ɔda tin dɛn, dɛn kin mek dɛn sɔfa, mek dɛn sɔfa, ɛn mek dɛn sɔfa bak!
  Oh mi lady - di kruk sta na in at!
  Dartagnan nɔ bin rili lɛk fɔ wɔship Gɔd. Ɛn i nɔ bin rili biliv se i go ebul fɔ mit di pɔsin we i lɛk na ɛvin. So di wamat bin rili de sidɔm insay am.
  Milady... Na damn! Hɛt wan ayɔn na faya te i wayt. Ɛn le am na yu bare sole so dat yu go ala lɛk beluga. Ɛn afta dat, to ɔda pɔsin. Ɛn fry di strawberry nipples. Dɛn rili swit.
  Aw i bin de kray ɔnda am. Aw mi ledi bin lɛk fɔ rayd stɛlin dɛn. Rial taygres we kin si am se i nɔ kin izi fɔ am if i nɔ gɛt man.
  Dartagnan bin tink, wetin if... Tek wan hot krawd ɛn stik am na in mɔs sɛnsitiv ples.
  I go no aw fɔ du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs di we aw Gɔd nɔ want.
  Athos, we si Dartagnan de kray wit gladi at bay wilful, i bin tɔk se:
  - Wel, i bin sɔfa tru fred. Sɔntɛm, te to sɔm mak, wi bin blem wisɛf!
  Dartagnan bin tɔk wit wamat se:
  - I gɛt gud, dia dia but. Ɛn dɛn kin kɛr uman dɛn go kil dɛn we dɛn nɔ wɛr fut. A bin gɛt fɔ pul mi sus. I nɔ go tek lɔng fɔ mek i rɔn barefut na di fɔrɛst, wit kɔn, humock, ɛn twig!
  Athos bin gri se:
  - Yes, i go bi torture fo am. Bɔt udat no, sɔntɛm Gɔd go fɔgiv am pan dis kes!
  Dartagnan bin tɔk wit wamat se:
  - Bɔt nɔto mi! Neks tɛm, bifo dɛn kil am, wi go bit am sote i nɔ go ivin grap. Ɛn i nɔ go gɛt di trɛnk fɔ rɔn!
  Porthos sho di biceps na in rayt an:
  - Oh, a go wip am! Oh, a go wip yu!
  Aramis bin laf ɛn tɔk se:
  - Yu kin gi am to di Jesuit dɛn, ɛn dɛn go sɔfa am bad bad wan. Yɛs, ɛn sɛn dɛn to di kɔloni dɛn we de na plantɛshɔn. Na de i go wok fɔ wan bol we gɛt gruel ɛn gɛt wip. Ɛn i wɔs pas di ɛksɛkushɔn in aks.
  Porthos bin de laf ɛn grɔmbul:
  - Na kriminal de na di kwari!
  Aramis nɔd ɛn slap in sɔd in an na in an:
  - Shɔ! Dis na di bɛst tin we yu go ebul fɔ kam wit!
  Athos bin tɔk se:
  - Yu nɔ fɔ tɔk te yu dɔn kech am. Dis na bad bad tin. Ɛspɛshali fɔ mek uman dɛn sɔfa...
  Aramis bin vɛks ɛn tɔk se:
  - Luk udat de Tok! Yu nɔ bin chuk am wit sɔd. Ɛn i tay am ɛn hang am na tik so dat i go day wit pen ɛn fɔ lɔng tɛm! Usay yu nobiliti bin de!
  Athos bin vɛks, i nɔ bin ebul fɔ kɔntrol in wamat, i tɔk se:
  - Wan mɔ wɔd frɔm Aramis ɛn wi go krɔs sɔd!
  Dartagnan bin tɔk wit kɔnsiliatɔri:
  - Nɔ agyu, padi dɛn! Mek wi sing somtin we fani!
  Porthos nɔd ɛn pul:
  - Na taim, na taim, mek wi gladi fo wi laif! To di fayn fayn tin dɛn ɛn di kɔp! Gladi Blɛd!
  Dartagnan bin pik am:
  - Bay, bay, shek di feda dɛn na yu hat! Wi go wispa to fate pas wan tɛm! Sɔri-at sayd! Sɔri-at sayd!
  Milady bin waka barefut fɔ lɔng tɛm. Bɔt tɛm bin de dɔn, ɛn i tif di klos ɛn was insɛf fayn fayn wan na di watasay. Dɔn a chenj to klos dɛn we fayn, pan ɔl we i simpul. Afta dat, in atraktivnɛs bin kam bak, bɔt in fes bin stil tan smɔl.
  Ledi Winta bin stil de waka barefut, bɔt i bin gladi mɔ. A bin go wok tu-tri tɛm ɛn it.
  Dɔn wan pan di bigman dɛn we de rayd ɔs invayt am fɔ rayd ɔs ɛn rayd wit am.
  Milady bin gri. We i de go, i pul in walet ɛn go dɔŋ. Afta dat, a bay klos ɛn ɔs. I rɔsh go to di kadinal. Yu stil nid fɔ gɛt yu dɔkyumɛnt dɛn bak bifo yu go bak na Briten.
  Milady nɔ bin rili fil fayn fɔ wɛr but ɛn man in klos. Bɔt... i nid fɔ de.
  In jɔnal, i bin dɔn di kadinal in wok ɛn pul Buckingham. Naw di kweshon na, a fo aks fo di pepa bak o no? Afta ɔl, na shem fɔ admit se na Athos tek am frɔm am dis kayn impɔtant dɔkyumɛnt. Na shem tin. Pan ɔl we, fɔ tru, Kaɔnt di Lafa bin jɔs laki.
  Nɔto bay chans mi ledi kil Bakingham. Ɛn i bin mek wan kɔlkyulɛshɔn we nɔ klia, ɛn i bin de du wan masta sabi wok. Ɛn i bin avɛst di frut dɛn. Bɔt, Buckingham nɔto rili gud pɔsin. Ɛn na ya in kɔnshɛns klia!
  I sɔri fɔ Kɔnstans insɛf. Di po gyal nɔ bin fit fɔ day. Ɛn dɛn bin fɔ dɔn sev am. Ledi Winta bin rili rigrɛt dis day.
  Naw i de rayd ɔs, ɛn i nɔ de fil tumɔs kɔnfidɛns. Primarily bikɔs ɔf di pepa we dɛn lɔs. Dis kin mek i nɔ izi fɔ mek wi gɛt kolat bak.
  Bay di we, if Athos gɛt lɛta we de gi pawa we nɔ gɛt limit, den i nɔ go ebul fɔ yuz am agens am? Sɔntin de fɔ tink bɔt na ya.
  Milady bin de jomp rawnd ɛn wispa sɔm kayn mach.
  I mɛmba di jesta Chiko. Na da kayn fevrit de bin de ɔnda Ɛnri di Tɔd. Wan rili intɛligent buffoon we impɔtant. I bin rili lɔng ɛn i bin sabi fɔ yuz sɔd. Chicot bin ebul fɔ mek sɔm ɛnimi dɛn we de day, ɛn wan pan dɛn na di Dyuk na Mayɛn. Bɔt i bin ebul fɔ sev dɛn ɔl. Afta Ɛnri di Tɔd day, i bin bi di pɔsin we Ɛnri we kɔmɔt na Nava bin lɛk. I bin de wit am te di kiŋ day. Dɔn i kɔmɔt de fɔ sɔm tɛm. Ritɔn ɔnda Luis di Tɛtin.
  I bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi bi wan ol bɔt strɔng jesta, i lɔng ɛn tan, i bin stil de yuz sɔd fayn fayn wan. I bin ivin tich Ledi Winta insɛf bɔku tɛknik dɛn. Milady bin ebul fɔ chuk klos to ɛni man. Yu tink se i go rili ebul fɔ bia wit masta lɛk Dartagnan?
  Milady bin tink se no bad tin nɔ de fɔ fens wit Athos. Dis kayn skɔndɛl. I hang am fɔ lɔng tɛm ɛn i bin de mek i fil pen. Bɔt sɔntɛm na fɔ di bɛst we i bin sev. Ɛn i bin gɛt mɔ trɛnk ɛn jɛntri mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  I sɔri fɔ no se dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ ɛras di stigma yet. Bɔt... Dɛn se sɔm kayn majik man de we kin du bɔku tin. Bɔt, majik na wich, ɛn di majik man dɛn nɔ mek ɛnibɔdi we nɔ de day. Ɛn Jɛngis Khan bin day lɛk ɔlman. Pan ɔl we i bin ebul fɔ win af pan di wɔl.
  Pan di ɔda kiŋ dɛn, dɛn bin valyu Ayvan di Tɛribul na Yurop. Rɔshia we bin de na di ist pat na bin kɔntri we strɔng ɛn we bin big. Lɛjɛnd dɛn bin de bɔt am.
  Milady insɛf bin lɛk fɔ wam ɛn sɔm tɛm mɔ. I sɔri fɔ no se ɔtom dɔn ɔlrɛdi de kam. Ɛn i bin rili lɛk fɔ waka barefut na di rod we gɛt ston! Wi nɔ go ebul fɔ tɔk bɔt dis wit wɔd dɛn!
  Milady bin disayd se i go mɔs bi kwin ɛn chenj di klaymat na di wɔl.
  Oh, i go bi gɔd uman. A go mek ɔlman yɔŋ, fayn, gɛt wɛlbɔdi, nɔto wikɛd. Ɛn ful-ɔp at wit lɔv.
  Ledi Winter bin de chirp:
  - Aw ɔtom fayn fayn, na di pɔyt nɔmɔ ɔndastand...
  We i bin smɔl, i bin stil fayn fɔ rɔn barefut insay di fɔl. Ɛn na fayn fayn kap we gɛt lif dɛn. Bɔt i bin de kol mɔ ɛn mɔ, ɛn fɔ waka we yu nɔ wɛr fut, i bin de mek yu fil pen mɔ ɛn mɔ. Bɔt di titi bin ebul fɔ bia fɔ sɔm tɛn minit dɛn we di frɔst ɛn sno bin de.
  Pan ɔl we in leg dɛn bin tɔn rɛd, lɛk gɔs in fut. I bin po pasmak.
  Ɛn afta dat, i bin gɛt jɛntri ɛn pozishɔn. Bɔt dip insay in at, i bin kɔntinyu fɔ bi savayj we nɔ gɛt fut.
  Oh, a wish se a bin fɔ dɔn bi di rula fɔ di wan ol wɔl. Krio wɔl, planɛt, pipul, animal yusɛf.
  Wetin mek di wɔl rili kruk? Ivin animal dɛn kin kruk ɛn dɛn kin fɛt. Bɔt stil, pɔsin bɛtɛ pas animal. Jizɔs Krays bin ivin tich se: if dɛn nak yu na yu rayt chɛst, tɔn yu lɛft.
  Ɔ Buddha... Ledi Winta bin lɛk Budis smɔl. Na tru se dis rilijɔn nɔ bin prɔmis fɔ gɛt ɛvin ɛn layf we go de sote go, we na gladi-at we nɔ go day. Bɔt i bin gi mi chans dɛn na di Wɔl. I kin ɛp fɔ mek dɛn fɛn di pawaful pawa dɛn.
  Buddha in rilijɔn bin prɔmis fɔ gɛt sakrifays, fɔ lɔng tɛm fɔ yɔŋ, ɛn fɔ gɛt wɛlbɔdi we dɔn ɔlrɛdi de na di Wɔl. Ɛn dis bin mek mi uman gladi te to sɔm mak.
  In jɔnal, Ledi Winta bin de drim fɔ bi gɔd uman insɛf ɛn fɔ mek, mek ɛn pwɛl.
  Wetin yu go du if yu drɔ ruins bak?
  Mi ledi no bin laik Islam plenti. Ɛn i nɔ bin want fɔ ayd in fayn fayn tin dɛn wit burka.
  Nɔ, i want ɔl di ful-ɔp fɔ layf...
  Ɛn di musketeers dɛn de pan trɔbul: Porthos in ɔs dɔn fɔdɔm. A bin gɛt fɔ slo ɛn es di jayant wan bay wan. We, of kos, don bi nuisance oredi - bikos dem de let.
  Dartagnan bin tɔk wit wamat se:
  - Dis na aw fɔchɔ de tɔn bak, na so yu bigin fɔ gɛt bad lak pan ɔltin. Na ya di ɔs dɛn fɔdɔm ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn rɔnawe fɔ lɛ dɛn nɔ arɛst dɛn.
  Aramis bin tɔk se:
  - If wi let smɔl, natin nɔ go apin to wi!
  Porthos chuckled en slap di mare pan di rump.
  - Go! Na hos mit shish kebab go de!
  Athos bin gi advays se:
  - Sɔntɛm wi ɔl kin kɔmɔt na wi ɔs ɛn go waka?
  Dartagnan bin ansa wit wamat se:
  - Nɔto rili! Naw lɛ wi go na di siti. Mek wi put wi moni togeda en bai Porthos anoda hos.
  Na dat di musketeers bin disayd fɔ du.
  Bɔt, dɛn rili nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ mɔni. Wan eksekushɔn bin de bak, di bastard drawn wan ol bag we gɛt gold. Bɔt i go rili yusful to dɛn naw.
  Bɔt sɔm kayn we dɛn bin skrap dɛn poket. Wi bin bay wan ɔs we strɔng pas am. Ɛn bak na di rod.
  I klia se Pɔtɔs nɔ bin gladi fɔ insɛf. A kin mek mi padi dɛn at pwɛl. Jɛnɛral wan, i bin de gɛt prɔblɛm frɔm we i smɔl.
  Fɔ ɛgzampul, wan duchess bin ful am we i bin stil yɔŋ we nɔ gɛt biad. Porthos we i bin yɔŋ, i bin lɔng ɛn i bin rili fayn. Sɔntɛm di Duchess bin mistek kɔl am kɔntri bɔbɔ, ɛn trowe di dabul louis d"or ɛn lɔk insɛf na di stɔ. Di uman machɔ, ɛn i rili want fɔ du sɔntin ɛn i kin vɛks bad bad wan.
  Ɛn afta dat di man apia... Pɔtɔs, nak am dɔŋ wit wan blo na in fist ɛn i lɔs. I gud se dɛn bin de luk fɔ di wan we bit di dyuk bitwin di pipul dɛn we de wok na fam. Bɔt dɛn nɔ bin go na di du Vallons.
  Bɔt dɛn kin ebul fɔ strangl wan bigman bak. Porthos bin jɔs de ɛnjɔy sakrifays wit di uman dɛn. Insay Pikadi, uman dɛn bin rili rilaks, ɛn mɔ di wan dɛn we bin de fala dɛn man dɛn nɔ bin de fred fɔ huk bɔy pikin dɛn. Ɛn Pɔtɔs lɔng ɛn strɔng pas in ia, ɛn in man pafɛkt pafɛkt big wan pan saiz. So i bin gɛt da kayn nem de bitwin di uman dɛn. Ɔltin go fayn, Porthos in papa bin gɛt dɛt so dat we i ol fɔtin ia du Vallon bin enta di savis - fɔtunate wan i bin lɔng ɛn i bin gɛt sholda lɛk taytan. Ɛn bak we i bin dɔn de na Paris, Pɔtɔs bin de liv pan di spɛns fɔ uman dɛn ɛn i bin de yuz di savis dɛn we uman dɛn bin de gi. Te a sik wit wan bad sik. Bɔt i bin ebul fɔ wɛl. Yes i de apin...
  Milady we bin de na Paris bin huk wit ɔda bigman we jɛntri pas am ɛn i bin drɛs fayn. I bin kam fɔ bi fayn mɔ ɛn mɔ. Pan ɔl we in leg dɛn we bin dɔn rɔf we dɛn bin de waka, bin de it. Kalɔs bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi fɔm ɛn dɛn bin nid fɔ lod.
  I nɔ kin izi fɔ waka wit but.
  Milady bin de chirp wit anɔyntmɛnt:
  - Ɛn a want fɔ bi rich ɛn was insay lɔjishɔn. Bɔt fɔ mek pɔsin gɛt sakrifays, i nɔ go du fɔ gɛt jɛntri!
  Ledi Winta bin de wɔnda wetin i bin fɔ dɔn du if Athos nɔ bin dɔn pul am kɔmɔt na do?
  I go mɔs bi se wi go liv gladi ɛn gladi at. I bin lɛk Athos, di kɔnt nɔ bin tu jɛntri, bɔt i nɔ bin po bak. In famili bin dɔn ol bad bad wan. If, fɔ tru, mi uman nɔ go lɛk ɔda man dɛn. Na wan lustful gyal.
  I bin lɛk fɔ ple wit lɔv, ɛn in bɔdi bin rili want fɔ lɛ dɛn lɛk am.
  Milady tek am ɛn siŋ:
  - Oh gud lak, failures, ol di jomps - op en daun! Na dis we nɔmɔ, ɛn nɔto ɔda we, na dis we nɔmɔ, ɛn nɔto ɔda we - di sɔprayz liv lɔng!
  Di yɔŋ uman bin fil fayn. A mek lɔv smɔl ɛn gladi. Sɛks kin mek uman dɛn gɛt trɛnk ɛn mek dɛn yɔŋ bak!
  Dɔn Milady rayd go to di kadinal. I bin rili gladi.
  Di tin we intrestin pas ɔl na dat di musketeers nɔ bin ebul fɔ tek di mɔni frɔm am. Ledi Winta bin ebul fɔ ayd dɛn. Ɛn i kin pik di bag we gɛt gold leta.
  Bɔt di pɔsin we kil am... I go mɔs tray fɔ fɛn am. Wel den. Insɛf go fɛn am ɛn mek i sɔfa bad bad wan.
  Milady tek am ɛn chirp:
  - Lɔv ɛn blɔd... Gud ɛn bad... Ɛn udat gɛt mama-in-law! Dat na bad lɔk!
  Ɛn di titi bɔs laf!
  Yɛs, in bɔdi kin rɔn ɛn i kin rɔn kwik kwik wan.
  A de wɔnda udat go rul afta Luis di Tɛtin? Sɔntɛm Richelieu go bi rijɛnt!
  Milady bin tink se i go fayn fɔ gɛt afɛkt wit di kadinal. Na jos pity se Richelieu de ple prude. Bɔt i bin gɛt dizayn dɛn bak pan di kwin.
  Sɔntɛm Richelieu bin want in pikin fɔ rul Frans lɛk kiŋ?
  Milady bin de gigl. I kul fɔ stat wan intrig wit Luis di Tɛtin insɛf!
  Di Kadinal de drim big. Bɔt fɔ drim na wan tin, rial tin na ɔda tin.
  I nɔ ebul fɔ win Ingland. Bɔt yu kin tek Larochelle. Ɛn afta dat, di pis we dɛn bin dɔn de wet fɔ fɔ lɔng tɛm go kam.
  Milady bin tink se, wetin Richelieu want? Frans de ɔnda in rial kɔntrol. Na tru se fɔmal wan na di kiŋ de disayd ɔltin. Bɔt dis na fɔmal tin. Infakt, Luis de obe Richelieu. Pan ɔl we nɔto insay ɔltin. Di kiŋ lɛk Dartagnan. Bɔt Richelieu nɔto so.
  Milady bin tink se i go fayn fɔ lɛ i bi di kiŋ in wɛf. Ɛn wetin? Wetin yu go du if yu pɔyzin di kwin? Maybe den di cunning blonde go drag di monarch insay in net?
  Milady tek am ɛn siŋ:
  Lɔv ɛn po jentlman dɛn, .
  Dɛn bin kech mi na wan nɛt...
  Fo mi, po no bi problem - .
  Lɔv nɔ bin fɔ de na di wɔl!
  Di wɔriɔ ɛn pɔyzin bin tink bɔt Dartagnan. Yes di man gud. Ɛn i bin no aw fɔ mek uman gladi. Bɔt di sem tɛm i bi in ɛnimi. A de wɔnda aw lɔng i go mɛmba Kɔnstans Bɔnasi? Milady op se i nɔ go tu lɔng.
  A go lɛk fɔ de na wan yɔŋ man in an bak. Ɔ na yɔŋ man.
  Oh, a wish se a kin bi fairy...
  Wan tɛm, Ledi Winta bin rɔn barefut tru di sno we i bin smɔl. I bin nid fɔ kɛr wan pat pan di pepa we dɛn kɔl parchment go na ɔda vilej. Fɔ dis dɛn prɔmis am fɔ gi am wan ol louis d"or.
  Di tɛst na harsh fɔ gyal we wɛr shabby layt dres. Na tru se di kol sizin na Frans nɔ kin tu tranga, bɔt di tɛmpracha stil de ɔnda ziro, ɛn sno kin de ɔnda di titi in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn wan tu Lieu nid fɔ rɔnawe. Di leg dɛn bigin fɔ shayn frɔm di sno, lɛk se dɛn dɔn rost am pan brazi.
  Bɔt natin, di sɔl dɔn bi rɔf. Ɛn di titi rɔn ɛn rɔn. Ɛn i kin rid wan prea.
  Ɛn di leg dɛn tan frɔm di kol, dɛn so rɛd. Ɛn dɛn kin wund...
  Bɔt di titi in briz fayn. I rɔn go, gi di pepa ɛn bak. Ɛn di frɔst nɔ bin tek am. At least i bin sniz.
  Yes Winter bin gɛt enviable wɛlbɔdi. Ɛn dis kin fayn insay di tɛm we dɛn nɔ bin gɛt antibayɔtik. Ɛn di titi bin gɛt trɛnk mɔ ɛn mɔ. Barefut ɔl tu insay winta ɛn sɔm.
  Naw a wish se a kin go fɔ rɔn barefut. Dis kin rili fil fayn.
  Milady bin tink se bikɔs na fambul gyal pikin, dat de mek i gladi insay in yon we. A nɔ bin sik, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ a taya, a bin gladi ɛn laf. A bin de fɛn wan kɔmɔn langwej ɔltɛm wit ɔda gyal pikin ɛn bɔy pikin dɛn. Na in na bin di lida fɔ di grup.
  I bin gɛt gud pikin tɛm.
  Pikin tɛm na barefut, wɛlbɔdi ɛn ɛnjɔymɛnt.
  In jɛnɛral, i kin fayn fɔ pɔsin we i gɛt wɛlbɔdi, ɛn i bad if i sik. Ɛn di sik pipul dɛn kin fil bɔt prɔblɛm dɛn kin bɔku.
  Milady bin galɔp ɛn siŋ se:
  Nɔto jɔs sɔd, nɔto jɔs wip, .
  Bɔt di krawn nid lay...
  Afta ɔl, if i nɔ bin ivin tek tu minit, .
  Nɔ sidɔm na di tron!
  
  Sɔntɛnde, na pɔsin we de ɛp fɔ du ɔltin, .
  Sɔntɛnde i kin du bad wit skilful wan...
  Ɛn wi de kɔl am sɛnt
  Ɛn wi de kɔl yu wikɛd!
  
  Nɔto fɔ tru, lay lay lay tɔk dɛn de na ɔl di kiŋdɔm dɛn, .
  Adored ɔltɛm...
  Lay kin fayn we i gɛt yus, .
  Ɛn i kin rili bad we i de ambɔg pɔsin!
  
  Nɔto fɔ tru, lay lay lay tɔk dɛn de na ɔl di kiŋdɔm dɛn, .
  Dɛn kin rɛspɛkt am ɔltɛm
  Lay go pwɛl di wan dɛn we ɔnɛs, .
  Di pɔsin we de sɔpɔt am na Setan!
  
  Lay wit mɔdareshɔn, rɛspɛkt ɔna,
  So dat yu nɔ go kech yu wɔd...
  Afta ɔl, lay de we de sev - .
  Bɔt ɛmti lay lay tɔk dɛn de!
  
  Nɔto fɔ tru, lay lay lay tɔk dɛn de na ɔl di kiŋdɔm dɛn, .
  Dɛn kin rɛspɛkt am ɔltɛm...
  Lay kin fayn we i gɛt yus, .
  Ɛn i kin rili bad we i de ambɔg pɔsin!
  Milady bin de siŋ to insɛf ɛn twist in nos... I bin lɛk fɔ akt kwik kwik wan. Wan tɛm a bin tif wan big dayamɔn frɔm Barɔn Rɔkshayl. Ɛn a bin rili proud fɔ dis. Pantap dat, no saspek nɔ bin fɔdɔm pan am. Ɛn di dayamɔn rili big, ɛn i nɔ izi fɔ kɛr am go. A bin gɛt fɔ push am insay mi fayn fayn bɔdi.
  Milady bin laf pan dis...
  Milady bin rɔsh go to Kadinal Richelieu. I bin de ɔnda Rochefort in gad. Ɛn i rayt lɛta to di big rula. Fɔ mit am leta.
  Ilɛk wetin pɔsin se, Ledi Winta na Frɛnch frɔm bɔdi to bon. Di gyal pikin fɔ wan dyuk ɛn wan uman we nɔ kɔmɔn ɛn we fayn fɔ wok na fam. Nobul bɔn ɛn plebeian. Wan shɛpad uman we nɔ wɛr fut ɛn we bin stɔdi Latin insay tu-tri mɔnt. Wan ɛkstra ɔdinari gyal pikin.
  Ɛn ɔlrɛdi na machɔ uman we de na di dawn fɔ biuti, ɛn wit di wes ɛn figa fɔ wan yɔŋ gyal pikin.
  Milady bin mɛmba di tin dɛn we i bin dɔn du trade. Dis na aw i pɔyzin wan pan Richelieu in ɛnimi dɛn, we di kadinal nɔ bin ebul fɔ arɛst. Bifo dis, bay di we, a bin de slip wit am. Yɛs, Ledi Winta bin lɛk fɔ ful man dɛn ɛn mek lɔv to di wan dɛn we i bin de du bad to. I bin lɛk fɔ du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit di pɔsin we i bin de du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit ɛn afta dat i bin de dɔn am.
  Depraved ɛn charming. I bin lɛk mɔni ɛn man dɛn, ɛn ivin gyal pikin dɛn.
  Iv ɛn gud ɔl tu di sem tɛm. Wan tɛm we Ledi Winta bin smɔl, i bin de rɔn fayv mayl na di sno we i nɔ wɛr fut fɔ sev wan smɔl hεri. Ɛn di sem tɛm, i kin kil am fɔ smɔl tin.
  Milady na rili fayn uman ɛn i bin difrɛn bikɔs i lɛk pipul dɛn. Ɛn naw i de rayd ɔs ɛn imajin se i de rayd man. Ɛn i rili fayn.
  Ledi Winter de bore likl, i de rayd laik dis pan hos. I fit fayn fayn wan na di sadul. Di pɔsin we de rayd am fayn. I mɛmba di tɛm we i bin smɔl.
  Na in patna we nem Sɛj. Shɛpad bɔy. In ɔna bin wip am fɔ sɔm tin dɛn we nɔ impɔtant. Dɔn dɛn bin de bit di fiuja milady, pan ɔl we i nɔ bin izi fɔ am. Di titi bin bɔn wit shem we dɛn kɔt in klos ɛn wip am wit vayn. Dɛn bin de bit mi bak pan mi leg dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Dɛn bin wip Sɛj so dat di bɔbɔ nɔ bin no natin ɛn i bin hang pan di rop dɛn. Dɛn sɔri fɔ di titi, ɛn mi uman nɔ bin no natin. Bɔt flay ɛn mɔskito dɛn bin de rawnd am. I rili de mek pɔsin fil pen. Bɔt mi uman nɔ bin ivin kray. I bin prawd ɛn gɛt maynd frɔm we i smɔl. Bɔt Sɛj nɔ bin ebul fɔ bia we dɛn bin de spank am ɛn kray. Ɛn afta dat, we i dɔn, i ivin ala. Stil go...
  Di bɔbɔ bin gɛt strɛp dɛn fayn fayn wan. Blɔd bin de drɔp frɔm di bak ɛn di sayd dɛn. Ɛn we di bɔbɔ dɔn, we di bɔbɔ nɔ bin no natin, di pɔsin we gɛt di tɔch ivin chuk di tɔch insay in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Serge kam to in sɛns frɔm di wayl pen, i ala ɛn pas aut bak.
  Na so tin bin apin to pikin dɛn we bin de wok na fam insay di Midul Ij. Yu na tɔys na di an dɛn fɔ di pawa dɛn we de. Ɛn dɛn de provok yu lɛk aw dɛn want. Dɛn bin de tay dɛn nekɛd ɔl nɛt, ɛn na da tɛm de nɔmɔ dɛn fri dɛn. Serge bin de limp, di bɔbɔ in fut dɛn bin kɔba wit blista. I gud se dɛn sɔri fɔ di titi ɛn dɛn nɔ bɔn am.
  Milady sɛn di ship dɛn, ɛn di bɔbɔ fɔdɔm na in bɛlɛ ɛn slip. In il dɛn we bin dɔn bɔn bin stɔp, so rawnd, insay di ol dɛn.
  Di titi rɔb dɛn wit gras, ɛn di it bin stɔp smɔl. Insɛf bin gɛt strɛp, bɔt di shɛpad uman bin ol am.
  Milady bin tink se i bin dɔn gɛt bɔku shem we i bin smɔl. I bin gɛt fɔ rɔn barefut na di sno bɔku tɛm. Sɔntɛnde, dɛn kin bit am wit stik dɛn na in il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Di it nɔ bin fayn ɛn di titi bin de angri af-af ɔltɛm. Insay di sɔmma, a kin it ɔltin na di fɔrɛst.
  Di titi bin de rɔn barefut ɔlsay na di ia. Na insay di kol sizin nɔmɔ dɛn bin de gi am wan wud klos sɔntɛnde. Bɔt mi uman bin lɛk fɔ go witout sus, pas fɔ tinap wansay.
  I bin gud insay di sɔma - na ɛvin tɛm. Insay di kol sizin, yu kin angri ɛn yu kin kol. Sɔntɛnde, di titi we angri bin de swɛt di bark frɔm tik ɔ i bin de it nidul.
  Bɔt di kol nɔ bin de mɔna am. Di titi kin rɔn na di sno ɔl di de, ivin in finga dɛn kin tɔn rɛd fɔs ɛn afta dat dɛn kin tɔn blu. Bɔt i nɔ bin gɛt kol, ɛn i nɔ bin ivin kɔf.
  In mama sɛf rili wɛl ɛn i fayn. Ɛn dɛn nɔ bin de wɛr fut ɔlsay na di ia. I tan lɛk se i bin atrak di Dyuk wit in difrɛns ɛn ɔban, pampered ledi dɛm, ɛn di sem tɛm wit in biuti, wɛlbɔdi, rustik biuti. We dɛn jɔyn wan tint wes, we dɛn tren frɔm wok, wit di pawaful hip dɛn we wan maredman gɛt ɛn di ay, ɛlastik bɔdi dɛn. Ɛn di an dɛn fayn, bɔt dɛn gɛt kɔl, ɛn di nel dɛn de shayn.
  Di uman we de wok na fam in fut dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin gɛt fayn fayn fut dɛn, ivin in fut finga dɛn, ɛn we dɛn was am wit dɔst, dɛn kin fayn fɔ dɛn wit dɛn tan ɛn rɔf rɔf fut.
  Di Dyuk mek am pikin, bɔt i nɔ bin no Milady as in gyal pikin. So na wan say i gɛt kiŋ in blɔd we de flɔ insay am, ɛn na di ɔda say i gɛt plebeian blɔd.
  We a bin ol tri ia, dɛn bin sɛn mi uman na di fɔrɛst fɔ go pik bɛri fɔ di masta in tebul.
  In mama bin rili fayn, i bin de wok na do ɛn i nɔ bin gɛt ɛni bad abit. I bin de waka barefut insay di winta ɛn sɔm, wit simpul pesin dres, ɛn i nɔ bin no sik ɔ ɛni sik.
  We mi ledi rich na di say we i dɔn ɔlrɛdi no ɛn go fɛn in mama, i bin sɔprayz.
  In mama nɔ chenj bɛtɛ. Stil lɔng, slɛnd, blant, luk nɔ pas tati, fresh fes we nɔ gɛt wrinkles, tan. Ɔl di tit dɛn we de na di mɔt gɛt di kɔlɔ we tan lɛk pal. We dɛn bin de aks mi kwɛstyɔn dɛn na di rɛk, mi uman insɛf we bin de na di monasti bin mek di pɔsin we bin de kil am pul wan pan in tit. We kin rili mek pɔsin fil pen.
  Ɛn mi ledi gɛt tit dɛn we gɛt pal kɔlɔ, jɔs lɛk mama. Milady, we si se in mama stil rili fayn, ɛn wit di figa fɔ wan strɔng, lɔng gyal, i tek am ɛn gi am fɔ mared. Fɔ wan pan di biznɛsman dɛn, we gɛt bɔku bɔku prɔpati ɛn wan chata fɔ wan bigman.
  Milady na bin bigman we nɔ bin gɛt wan dawt. Pan ɔl we wit kiŋ in blɔd.
  Naw i bin de tink bɔt wetin fɔ aks di kadinal. Mɔni nɔ go ambɔg ɛni we. Richelieu rili gladi fɔ am. Wetin bɔt pepa we de gi pawa we nɔ gɛt limit? Yu tink se i shem fɔ gri se i lɔs am?
  Milady bin swɛt bad bad wan. Ɛn di kadinal nɔ want fɔ tɔk, ɛn i nid fɔ gɛt pawa we nɔ gɛt limit bak. Wetin fɔ du?
  Ledi Winter bin siŋ:
  Labyrinths of luck and fate,
  Yu kɔnfyus ɛn dip...
  Du am ɔ day
  Na dis awa ɛn so fa!
  
  Aw fɔ pul Pallas in tangle, .
  Aw fɔ ajɔst big sakrifays...
  If bulɛt nak yu rayt na di tɛmpul, .
  Bɔt a biliv se a go hit bak!
  
  Nɔ, nɔ trɔst yu ɛnimi dɛn, .
  A no se di tɛm go kam...
  Dis shem ɛn shem fɔ di ɛnimi, .
  Ɛn gud ɛn big tin dɛn fɔ wi!
  
  Wi go bi fɛtman dɛn we de flay na di skay, .
  Fiks yu gaze to di skay...
  Rayt am dɔŋ gyal pikin dɛn na una notbuk, .
  Dat Krays go rayz insay di at!
  
  Mek nyu wɔl de, .
  En mek wi rijek di sad pis...
  Pan ɔl we di wan we nɔ klin de ple pati, .
  Bɔt grev dɛn de wet fɔ di ɛnimi dɛn!
  
  Oli pis fɔ wi Mama Land, .
  Wetin na di sta dɛn we ay pas ɔl na di skay...
  Fɔ gyal pikin we nɔ gɛt fut na di sno, .
  Mek Chɛrɔb bi di yawo!
  
  Unleash yu sol
  Mek di fɔgɛt-mi-nɔt dɛn blo!
  Wit wan darling ivin heven de in wan hut, .
  Wit gyal in at we rili sɛnsitiv!
  
  Bɔku difrɛn kɔntri dɛn
  Bɔt di Fadaland dia to mi pas ɛnitin...
  Wi nɔ nid ɛlifant, mɔnki, .
  Di sno de mek yu at fil wam bak!
  Di 4 musketeers bin let kwik kwik wan go na Larochelle.
  Porthos, we mek di delay, bin klia se i bin de fred:
  - Na wan ɔnaful aksidɛnt! Naw wi ed go mɔs kɔt!
  Athos bin tɔk we i nɔ bisin bɔt dis:
  - Afta Ledi Winter go, a stil nɔ bisin...
  Porthos bin de grɔmbul se:
  - Bɔt a bisin! En eniwe, wetin di hell de rong wit dis milady. I nɔ de bɔn na faya ɛn i nɔ de sink na wata!
  Aramis bin tɔk wit sɛns se:
  - Ɛp fɔ di Dɛbul! Shɔ!
  Dartagnan bin tɔk se:
  - Mek wi no tok abaut dis! Wi go jɔs fɛt bikɔs wi de fɛt! Ɛn witout ɛni sɛkɔn tink!
  Porthos bin grin ɛn siŋ se:
  - Nɔ, yu go tramp na di bak lɛk ɔltɛm! Ɛn i bin de wɛf in fist na di ays.
  Di 4 pipul dɛn bin spur dɛn ɔs dɛn. Dartagnan bin tray nɔ fɔ tink bɔt mi ledi. Udat na in rili? Wan fayn witch ɛn natin pas dat.
  Bɔt fɔ gɛt duchess as yu yawo go bi kul! Jɛnɛral wan, dɛn 4 ya ebul fɔ du bɔku tin.
  Pɔtɔs, we bin de tɔn di swɛt fɔ in big ɛn lɔng sɔd na in an, bin tɔk se:
  - Wi bin gɛt difrɛn advantej dɛn. Bɔt naw wi dɔn lɛf na do na di kol. So, a de se yu fɔ drink fayn na di tavern we de nia yu!
  Dartagnan shek in ed:
  - Yu nid fɔ sho fɔ fɛt fresh ɛn strɔng! Wi stil nɔ no wetin di nɛks de gɛt fɔ wi!
  Aramis bin gi advays se:
  - Sɔntɛm wi fɔ go stret to di kadinal ɛn aks fɔ ɛksplen!
  Dartagnan bin ansa wit sɔri-at se:
  - A nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt dis kayn stupiditi frɔm yu!
  Porthos bin ansa bad bad wan se:
  - Ɛn sɔntɛnde a kin want fɔ wring di kadinal in nɛk!
  Athos bin wev am ɔf:
  - Lɛf dɛn kayn tin ya... Bɛtɛ lɛ wi siŋ sɔntin...
  Dartagnan bin shek in hat:
  - A nɔ de insay di mɔd fɔ siŋ!
  Porthos bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Na afta wan barɛl wayn nɔmɔ!
  Aramis bin gi advays se:
  - Mek wi rili go na di tavern. Wi don let, so mek wi get blast.
  Dartagnan bin gri we i nɔ bin de tink se:
  - Wi go tek yu go! Fɔ day pan ɛmti bɛlɛ kin mek pɔsin fred.
  Na wan tavern we bin de nia de, di wan dɛn we bin de travul bin ɔda bɔd ɛn wayn. Porthos bin it mɔ ɛn drink glas, ɛn i bin tɔk se:
  - Stil, layf de fayn! Ɛn nɔ tink se wi na pipul dɛn we lɔs!
  Dartagnan bin agens am se:
  - Nɔbɔdi nɔ tink so! Na di ɛnd, na wan pɔsin nɔmɔ de we lɔs - mi! A lɔs di uman we a lɛk pas mi layf. Ɛn yu? In jenɛral, Mista Pɔtɔs nɔto saydway ɛn pelvik to mi ledi.
  Porthos bin bark fɔ ansa se:
  - Wan fɔ ɔlman! Ɛn ɔltin fɔ wan!
  Athos bin ansa se:
  - Dis na big big sɔri-at bak fɔ wi. Trust mi Dartagnan. In jɛnɛral, lɛ wi drink ɔda drink.
  Aramis bin gi advays se:
  - Maybe wi go tek som lamb tu. Sɔntin dɔn mek a want fɔ it.
  Di musket pipul dɛn bin de mek nɔys ɛn it. As ɔltɛm, fɔ it pasmak ɛn fɔ drink pasmak. I bin stil yɔŋ ɛn di bɔdi bin ebul fɔ bia wit am. Aramis bin fil lɛk pɔsin we de sin. Bɔt fɔ tru, in, as pɔsin we sabi bɔt rilijɔn, bin gɛt dawt.
  Fɔ ɛgzampul, aw i go bi se di Ju pipul dɛn na Gɔd in pipul dɛn ɛn sev kɔmɔt frɔm di Ju dɛn, bɔt stil ɔlman et dɛn?
  Ɛn in jɔnal, yu tink se Ju pipul dɛn na Gɔd in pipul dɛn? Aramis insɛf nɔ go tink se di Ju pipul dɛn na pipul dɛn we Gɔd dɔn pik. Bɔt na dat di Baybul bin tɔk. Ɛn i bin tan lɛk se i rili strenj.
  Pantap dat, dɛn tɛm dɛn de, na di Ju pipul dɛn bin de tink se na dɛn de mek difrɛn bad tin dɛn.
  Aramis nɔ bin ɔndastand dis... In jɔnal, fɔ tru, bɔku tin dɛn we nɔ kɔrɛkt na di Baybul bin de mek wi sɔprayz. Fɔ ɛgzampul, di tichin we Krays bin tich fɔ mek pɔsin bit in chɛst nɔ bin fit di Kruseyd ɛn di Inkwizishɔn fayn fayn wan. In jɛnɛral, if di Nyu Tɛstamɛnt na pacifism, den usay di kruseda dɛn kɔmɔt?
  Ɛn in jɔnal, di kruk we di Inkwizishɔn bin de mek dɛn sɔfa, ɛn di sem tɛm di tichin: lɛk yu ɛnimi?
  Ɔ di Sabat, we dɛn fɔ kip akɔdin to di Baybul. Bifo dat, di fɔs de na Sɔnde.
  Bɔku tin dɛn de we nɔ shɔ bɔt ɛl ɛn ɛvin. In jɔnal, Aramis, as pɔsin we sabi bɔt di Oli Skripchɔ dɛn, bin no se insay di Ol Tɛstamɛnt - layf afta day, i go mɔs bi se i nɔ de. Nɔto ɛvin ɔ ɛl?
  Na tru se ɔl di wan dɛn we de du wetin rayt bin de na ɛlfaya bifo Jizɔs Krays. Ɛn afta dat, dɛn tek dɛn ɛn fri dɛn. Na tru se insay jɔnal, wanwɔd nɔ de bitwin Katolik dɛn bak. Bɔku tin dɛn de we nɔ gri wit dɛnsɛf bɔt aykɔn dɛn, tin dɛn we dɛn dɔn kip, ɛn pɔgatɔri. If pɔgatɔri de na di Baybul? Ɔ di sol dɛn fɔ di wan dɛn we day bifo di sɛkɔn jɔjmɛnt de slip na Shiol ɛn nɔ drim?
  Ɛni we, insay di Nyu Tɛstamɛnt, ɔl di op dɛn we di wan dɛn we de du wetin rayt gɛt gɛt fɔ du wit di sɛkɔn kam we Krays kam, ɛn nɔto atɔl wit ɛvin jɔs afta i day. Ɛn jɔs lɛk ɔl ɔda tin dɛn, if yu rid wetin di Katolik Chɔch ɛn di Baybul de tich, yu go si bɔku tin dɛn we de agens dɛnsɛf.
  Ɛn bay di we, di Wɔl dɔn rawnd... Bɔt yu nɔ tink se di Baybul se bɔt di 4 ɛnd dɛn na di Wɔl? Pantap dat, wi kin tɔk bɔt di ɛnd dɛn na di wɔl pas wan ɔ tu tɛm? Bɔt yu nɔ tink se dis de agens di tru tin we se dɛn bin de rawnd di Wɔl?
  Ɛn udat de rɔn rawnd di San, di Wɔl, ɔ di San rawnd di Wɔl. Ɛn tin dɛn de we nɔ gri wit di nɔmba dɛn, di de dɛn, di nem dɛn. Aw Ebraam in papa ol? Ɛn ɔda tin dɛn. Sɔm tin dɛn de we de na di Baybul we nɔ gri wit di nɔmba ɛn di de dɛn. So di chariɔt kɛr Ilayja go na ɛvin. Yu tink se i stil de rayt lɛta?
  Aramis, bikɔs i bin no mɔ ɛn mɔ bɔt rilijɔn, i nɔ bin de biliv igen. Ɛn naw i de drink fɔ insɛf... Bɔt pipul dɛn we de chak nɔ go gɛt Gɔd in kiŋdɔm!
  Aramis bin de mɔna se:
  - No fet nɔ de na di Wɔl...
  Dartagnan ɛn ɔda maskɛt dɛn we bin de da tɛm de bigin fɔ siŋ dɛn tradishɔnal siŋ;
  - Na taim, na taim, mek wi gladi fo wi laif! To di biuti en di kop, hapi bled!
  Milady rɔsh go na di sikrit os usay i mit wit di kadinal. Richelieu bin luk rili gladi. I dɔn gɛt sɔm wet, bɔt in yay dɛn at.
  I grit Milady wit kɔntrol. Dɔn i tɛl mi fɔ sidɔm.
  Di kadinal bin se wit wan plan se:
  - Yu dɔn kɔmplit di wok! Dis na gud tin! Bɔt a kam fɔ no se yu pɔyzin wan uman we dɛn rɛspɛkt na Frɛnch!
  Milady bin se wit pathos:
  - Constance Bonacieux na ɛnimi fɔ di kadinal ɛn dat mek na Frans. Na in bin sɛn Dartagnan fɔ ambɔg wi intrɛst wit di pendant dɛn!
  Di kadinal bin nɔd se:
  - Dat gud... Wan less witnɛs! So wetin a fɔ du wit yu?
  Ledi Winta bin ansa ɔnɛs wan se:
  - A gɛt sɔm biznɛs na Briten. No pɔsin nɔ de we sev de we no bɔt mi trik dɛn!
  Di kadinal nɔd fɔ sho se i gri.
  - Yes, na Lord Winter bin kil am. Bɔt Kiŋ Chals nɔ no. Afta ɔl, nɔto di masta in ɛks-wɛf ɛn ɛri fɔ wan big prɔpati dɛn bin arɛst. Wel... kɔni ɛn lɔk! Yu kin kɔle yusɛf as di pɔsin we gɛt di prɔpati fɔ twɛlv milyɔn dɔla.
  Ledi Winta bin ansa wit ɔmbul se:
  - Ivin smɔl mɔ. A gɛt wan biznɛs we de go bifo na Frans.
  Di kadinal bin laf ɛn tɔk se:
  - Yah! Yu de on taim evriwe, madam. Yu nɔ go lɛk fɔ bɔn pikin frɔm Karl fɔs?
  Ledi Winta bin grin ɛn tɔk se:
  - Ɛn mi pikin Jɔn Frɛntis Winta... In papa na Bakingham. A kil mi bɔy pikin in papa fɔ Frans!
  Di kadinal bin wispa se:
  - Yah! A nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt dis frɔm yu! Bɔt, we a luk yu, a rigrɛt se a de na di chɔch!
  Di kadinal tinap, waka rawnd ɛn tɔk se:
  - Mi plan dem rili big. Wan pan dɛn na Spen. Di pawa we di ɛmpaya gɛt wik, ɛn di land dɛn jɛntri. Pat pan di Spanish prɔpati dɛn fɔ bi Frɛnch.
  Milady bin nɔd fɔ sho se i gri se:
  - Waes tinkin, Yu Majesty!
  Richelieu bin gi advays wit smayl se:
  - Tray fɔ bi di fevrit fɔ Chals di Fɔs ɛn kɔnvins am fɔ wan alyans wit Frans agens Spain. Di Kastilia Ɛmpaya na fat kek we nid fɔ kɔt.
  Ledi Winter bin tɔk se:
  - Yu nid fɔ gɛt strɔng flet fɔ tek Spain in ovasi prɔpati dɛn. Ɛn fɔ tru, na strɔng ami. Britain... Shi sef get plan fo Spain.
  Richelieu bin ɔda insay wan dray tɔyn:
  - We yu rich na Briten, enta inhɛritɛshɔn rayt. Dɔn yu go mek yu pozishɔn strɔng na di yad. Neks yu go bi wan fevrit fɔ Chals di Fɔs. Lure am insay yu nɛtwɔk. Indyuz wan alyans agens Spain. Fɔ dis yu go gɛt biznɛs prɛvilɛj na Frans ɛn di krawn in prɔpati dɛn.
  Ledi Winta put in vɔys dɔŋ ɛn notis se:
  - Na wan wan pipul stil de we sabi tumɔs. Ɛn aware of udat kil Buckingham.
  Di kadinal nɔd fɔ sho se i gri.
  Athos, Porthos, Aramis ɛn Dartagnan... Dɛn wan ya na brayt wɔriɔ ɛn musketeers fɔ di krawn. A nɔ ebul fɔ ɛksɛkutiv dɛn ɛn a nɔ want fɔ du am misɛf!
  Ledi Winta bin tɔk insay wan wispa se:
  - Dɛn no tumɔs ɛn dɛn kin pwɛl yu plan. A tink se if yu nɔ want fɔ ɛksɛkutiv dɛn, den di Bastille na di bɛst ples fɔ dɛn!
  Di kadinal shek in ed.
  - Nɔ! Di Bastille nɔ go ol dɛn kayn brayt man dɛn de. Ɛn i nɔ fayn fɔ kip di 4 bɛst sɔd dɛn na Frans biɛn bar.
  Milady bin kray, ɛn di kadinal kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk.
  "I bɛtɛ lɛ wi sɛn dɛn na Afrika." Dis na di say we wi de tray fɔ win Meknes. Ɛn dis na di bɛst we fɔ yuz dɛn talɛnt!
  Ledi Winta bin smayl as i de tɔk se:
  - Di klaymat na Afrika rili bad fɔ wɛlbɔdi!
  Di kadinal bin tɔk se:
  - Naw go na Briten. Na de yu de. I gud se Lord Winter ɛn Buckingham nɔ involv ɛnibɔdi pan dɛn advantej. Naw yu rili jɛntri, ɛn dat mek yu gɛt pawa. En tu wan yong en charming widow... Maybe yu kin smok som duke?
  Milady ansa wit smayl se:
  - Duke Churchill de kray fɔ mi. I rili ol, bɔt i dɔti jɛntriman. Ɛn i tan lɛk se in wɛf de day!
  Di kadinal bin gri se:
  - Yes, dis na di bes wan. Bɔt Chɔchil gɛt pɔsin we go gɛt di rayt fɔ gɛt di prɔpati ɛn wan bɔy pikin.
  Ledi Winta bin tɔk wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - I nɔ go kam ya soon!
  Di kadinal nɔd fɔ sho se i gri se:
  - Yu go bi di uman we jɛntri pas ɔlman na di wɔl bay we yu jɔyn di fɔchɔ dɛn we di Winters ɛn Churchills gɛt. Ɛn gɛt di taytul fɔ Duchess. - Richelieu sayn di pepa ɛn nɔd to mi ledi. - A disayd fɔ gi yu dia mama di taytul fɔ Baroness. Na uman we fayn ɛn i luk fayn.
  Ledi Winta bin shem smɔl:
  - A nɔ no, Yu Majesty, if mi mama go ebul fɔ shayn na di yad. Na simpul uman we de wok na fam.
  Di kadinal bin tɔk se:
  - I mared to wan biznɛsman na di fɔs gild, ɛn i de manej in man in biznɛs fayn fayn wan. We, bay di we, bay di nobiliti lɔng tɛm bifo. A tink se dis madam nɔ de shem. Nɔ fɔgɛt se yu gɛt smɔl brɔda bak. We stil gɛt fɔ mek wok wit di musketeers.
  Ledi Winta bin smayl ɛn tɔk se:
  - Mi brɔda... In papa sɛf na nobul man. Mi mama na pɔsin we gɛt ay pozishɔn rili lɛk am.
  Di kadinal bin ɔda dray wan se:
  - Naw sen mi na London. Ɛn du wetin a se!
  Milady aks wit wan swɛt se:
  "A bin de tink fɔ it dina wit yu, oh yu Olinɛs!"
  Richelieu bin tɔk tranga wan se:
  - Stɔp fɔ kɔl mi Holiness ɔ Majesty. A dɔn gɛt inof, Yu Ɛminɛns! Yu want fɔ bi duchess? Frɔm rag to jɛntri!
  Milady shek in kɔl dɛn wit wamat:
  - Mi papa na di Dyuk ɔf Bɔfɔt, kiŋ blɔd de flɔ insay mi!
  Richelieu bin de laf se:
  - A no! Ɛn yu bin de mɛn kaw ɛn rɔn barefut wit lɛta frɔm vilej to vilej!
  Ledi Winta bin tɔk wit prawd se:
  - A rayz frɔm di bɔt... Ɛn a proud se mi mama na simpul pesin uman!
  Di kadinal spre in an ɛn se:
  - Wi kin it dina. Bɔt naw a de tray fɔ lɔs mi wet ɛn mi it dɛn go rili smɔl.
  Milady ansa wit smayl se:
  - A dɔn yus bak fɔ kɔntinyu wit smɔl tin!
  Di kadinal bin tɔk wit pɔlitiks se:
  - Jɔs duya una sɛt mɔt di tɛm we una de it. Yu vɔys tu enjɛl!
  Milady, afta wan dina wit di kadinal kwayɛt wan, i kɔmɔt na di ɛdkwata. Ɛn naw i bin de go na wan ship. I pul in but ɛn gladi fɔ waka we i nɔ wɛr fut na di wud dɛk.
  I bin stil de wɔri. Wetin if pɔsin gɛt wind pan in antics na Briten? Fɔ dis, dɛn kin strɛch pɔsin we gɛt ay pozishɔn na di rɛk, ɔ mek i sɔfa wit mashin.
  Sɔntɛm, Milady bin gɛt fɔ hang na di rɛk. Ɛn in fut we nɔ gɛt natin bin frɛsh smɔl wit faya. Laki se di tifman dɛn nɔ bin want fɔ mek di titi nɔ ebul fɔ waka, ɛn dɛn bin de mek i sɔfa wit af pan dɛn trɛnk.
  Dɔn dɛn bin rep am. Ɛn mi ledi bin de mek lɛk se i rili lɛk am, bɔt insay prinsipul i bin lɛk am. En imbin bi det chiftain masta. Dɔn i chuk di lida na in slip ɛn rɔnawe. In jenɛral, i kul - sɛks wit tifman dɛn. We dɛn rep yu bad bad wan, i kin mek yu gɛt ɔrgazm we gɛt fɛt-fɛt ɛn i kin mek yu gladi bad bad wan.
  Milady bin lɛk ɔl dis sote bɔku tɛm afta dat, i bin travul spɛshal trip dɛn na di fɔrɛst fɔ fɔdɔm na di savayj dɛn an. Ɛn i kresi fɔ am to di pɔynt fɔ supadrift!
  Ledi Winta bin splash in fut we nɔ gɛt natin na di dɛk ɛn buli di yɔŋ man dɛn we de wok na di bot. Dɔn a si wan kabin bɔbɔ we nɔ wɛr fut. Di bɔbɔ bin rili fayn. Milady ol in an ɛn aks am se:
  - Aw a go no yu, dia?
  Di bɔbɔ ansa se:
  - Mi na Jim Hawkins.
  Ledi Winta bin siŋ tru di bɔbɔ in shɔt, blant ia ɛn i bin de chirp:
  - Yu so nais! Sɔntɛm yu want fɔ de wit uman?
  Yɔŋ bin de tɔk smɔl smɔl, i bin de blink in fayn fayn aylash dɛn:
  - A nɔ no, mi ledi...
  Ledi Winta bin tɔk wit maynd se:
  - Bɔt a no!
  Ɛn i kɛr di bɔbɔ go na di kɔp. Na de i bigin fɔ kɔt in klos. Ɛn i bin blush ɛn shek shek bikɔs i bin de fred.
  Na big big gladi-at de fɔ ful yɔŋ vajin dɛn. Ɛspɛshali wan we kiut lɛk dis bɔbɔ. Ɛn we yu rili rep dɛn kayn pipul dɛn de, i kin mek yu tɔn mɔ.
  Milady bin go fɛn di kabin bɔbɔ sote di bɔbɔ slip. I lɛf am fɔ slip, ɛn i klaym kɔmɔt na di dɛk. Di ɛnaji dɔn jɔs bɔku. Ɛn Ledi Winta bin bigin fɔ gɛt tayt padi biznɛs wit di wan dɛn we dɔn ol we de wok na di bot. Bɔt bak fɔ pik di yɔŋ wan dɛn ɛn di wan dɛn we fayn.
  Jɛnɛral wan, fɔ lɛk man dɛn kin ivin wɔs fɔ uman pas fɔ man dɛn. Na bikɔs di tin we pɔsin want kin jɔs gro. Milady bin de ɛnjɔy insɛf. Wetin bak i fɔ du na di ship?
  No buk nɔ de, pas di ship in lɔg, a nɔ no wetin na TV ɔ kɔmpyuta. Unless yu swɛla rɔm. Ɛn so i fayn fɔ di wan dɛn we de wok na di bot ɛn di uman we gɛt maynd.
  Milady bin fayn, ɛn in strɔng ɛn ɔt bɔdi bin de siŋ. I stil fayn fɔ mek dɛn bɔn yu uman. No nid nɔ de fɔ mek man dɛn biliv. Jɔs mek sayn, ɛn dɛn go kam rɔn wantɛm wantɛm. Ɛn yu rili tan lɛk pusi.
  Dartagnan en in tim somhow get am worse. Dɛn de rɔn go na di sawt ɛn dɛn fɔ go na Mɔrokɔ fɔ go fɛt.
  Porthos, we bin fil se prɔblɛm go de wit it na Afrika, nɔ bin tɔk se:
  - Dis na ɔl mi ledi in mashin! Dɛn de sɛn wi na ɛlfaya, usay ship nɔ go de igen wit galik!
  Aramis bin de laf ɛn tɔk se:
  - Ɛn di wangren tin we Porthos de tink bɔt na bɔt it!
  Dartagnan bin notis wit pwɛl at se:
  - A nɔ rili lɛk di Sahara Dɛzat. Bɔt ɛni we aw i bi, wi nɔ go sɔfa wit di kol we de de!
  Athos bin vɛks ɛn tɔk se:
  - Wel, yu tink se mi ledi go rili de we dɛn nɔ pɔnish am? Vays kin win, ɛn gud kwaliti kin shem!
  Aramis bin tɔk se:
  - Wi kin rayt ɔda lɛta to Briten. Bɔt... wi nɔ gɛt tɛm ɛn mɔni!
  Dartagnan bin tɔk wit wamat se:
  - Wi go stil win! En wi go bring di Sultan of Meknes pan wan string.
  Athos bin tɔk kwayɛt wan se:
  - Nɔ bi so self-confident.
  Aramis bin tɔk wit lɔjik se:
  - Kɔnfidɛns na af di win!
  Dartagnan grap in sɔd, tɔn am oba in ed ɛn his:
  - Wi must win, dis na wi stail...
  Ɛn di Gascon musketeer bin siŋ se:
  Di trɛd dɔn brok
  Dɛn de trɛtin wi fɔ kil wi bad...
  Ɛn fɔ liv - .
  Di hiro fɔ day!
  Aramis bin siŋ wit dis tɔpik:
  - Bɔt wetin mek,
  I nɔ pɔsibul fɔ liv akɔdin to yu maynd...
  Bɔt wetin mek, .
  Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ trɔst ɛnibɔdi...
  Bɔt wetin mek, .
  Laif nɔ de tich wi natin!
  Bɔt wetin mek!
  Bɔt wetin mek!
  Athos bin siŋ fɔ ansa se:
  - Wan ol pɔnd de na di kɔnt in pak! Lili dɛn de blo de! Lili dɛn de blo de! Blɔm de blo!
  Di musketeers shek dɛn sɔd ɛn gladi. Dɛn bin fil lɛk ɔs dɛn we de insay kɔla. Ɛn i klia se dɛn bin want fɔ fɛt. Bɔt so fa nɔbɔdi nɔ de... Pɔtɔs bin drim fɔ rɔsh kwik kwik wan go na di tavern ɛn it mɔ fat ɛn juisi mit de, we dɛn was dɔŋ wit strɔng wayn. Di hiro bin de insay di mud fɔ it ɔltin.
  Dartagnan bin de sit wit wamat se i nɔ bin ebul fɔ blem Kɔnstans Bɔnasi.
  Aramis bin tink se in soja wok dɔn go tu lɔng. Pan ɔl we a nɔ bin rili want fɔ go chɔch. Bɔt di kampen na Afrika kin tek lɔng tɛm we nɔ kɔmɔn. Athos bin de tink bɔt ɔda tin. Sɔntɛm sɔm kayn fate ɔ fate de we de ɛp mi ledi. Ɛn wetin wi kin tek as sakrifays na dat dɛn stil de alayv.
  Dɛn ɔl 4 ya bin de tink difrɛn we ɛn di sem tɛm dɛn bin de tink di sem we. Ɛn wi bin de tink bɔt nyu tin dɛn we wi dɔn du ɛn di nyu tin dɛn we wi dɔn win.
  Di kɔni blant wayl animal bin rich na Lɔndɔn. Na de dɛn bin grit am wit ɔnɔ. Pan ɔl we mi uman bin de wɔri bad bad wan, te naw ɔltin bin de go fayn. Di yɔŋ uman bin de wit futman dɛn, ɛn i bin go insay in pales lɛk prinses.
  Di nyus se wan savant kil Lɔd Winta dɔn ɔlrɛdi rich na Briten, ɛn naw na di tɛm fɔ tek di rayt fɔ gɛt prɔpati.
  Ɛn dis na pas tri ɔndrɛd tawzin frank pan di mɔni we dɛn kin gɛt ɛvri ia. Ɛn if wi kɔnt ɔl di pipul dɛn, i bin tan lɛk se i pas siks ɔndrɛd tawzin ɛvri ia. Wan big big prɔpati, we na wan pan di big wan dɛn na Briten.
  Milady bin bizi wit dis. Pantap dat, gud nyuz bin de wet fɔ am. Lord Winter bin pwɛl di wil we bin de bifo fɔ Buckingham, bɔt i nɔ bin gɛt tɛm fɔ drɔ nyu wan. So di wan dɛn we go gɛt di Dyuk in prɔpati nɔ bin ebul fɔ chalenj di prɔpati we Milady bin gɛt.
  Us lɔk di fayn fayn dɛbul dɛn gɛt?
  Ledi Winta bin gɛt ɔda gift bak we Kiŋ Chals we i nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt. Estate ɛn taytul fɔ Baroness. Bɔt, mi uman nɔ bin sɔprayz. Na bin dabl spay. En imbin milk tu kaw. No wɔnda Buckingham nɔ bin gɛt maynd fɔ jɔj Ledi Winta opin wan. Sɔntɛm di kiŋ nɔ bin ɔndastand.
  Ɛni we aw i bi, tin bigin fɔ bɔyl fɔ mi uman. I bin de du tin wit trɛnk ɛn wit sɛns lɛk aw i bin de du ɔltɛm. Di men tin na dat di pepa dɛn de insay ɔda. Ɛn afta dat, di jɛntri sɛf go flɔd na yu an.
  At di sem tɛm, i fayn fɔ skru Duke Churchill. Ɛn in pikin? So wetin mek i nɔ de tek tɛm ɛn i rili want fɔ fɛn animal? Ɛn fɔ fɛn animal dɛn denja. I kin ivin rip bɔd in bɛlɛ. Ɛspɛshali if di bɔbɔ ebul fɔ kɔt di han fɔ tu-tri pawn.
  Sɔntɛnde, mi ledi bin de pik simpul sɔlvishɔn dɛn, ɛn na dɛn bin de wok fayn pas ɔl.
  Di dɛbul dɔn si bɔku tin bifo tɛm. Dis tɛm ya, dɛn dɔn pul di men ɛnimi dɛn.
  Di 4 maskɛt dɛn bin rili tek bot fɔ go na Mɔrokɔ, ɛn wan big big briz bin kech dɛn ship.
  Porthos bin swɛ wit fɛt-fɛt se:
  - Wan ɔndrɛd tawzin dɛbul, dat nɔ bin inof!
  Dartagnan bin tɔk wit sɛns se:
  - If yu nɔ laki, den insay ɔltin!
  Aramis, we bin sɔfa pas ɔda pipul dɛn bikɔs ɔf di muvmɛnt, bin hiss:
  - Na ɔnfɔni, trɔbul nɔ de go in wan!
  Athos bin ansa wit ostentatious indifference:
  - Bɔt wi go drawn ɛn ed nɔ go at!
  Pɔtɔs bin swɛ ɛn wev in fut dɛn:
  - Pit! Wi nɔ nid dis!
  Aramis bin jok wit awkward wan se:
  - Fɔ dis kayn bɔdi, di dɛbul dɛn nɔ go fɛn frying pan!
  Dartagnan bin laf ɛn tɔk se:
  - A biliv se dɛn go ɔda am pasɔnal!
  Athos bin tɔk se:
  - A biliv se big big tin de wet fɔ wi afta ɔl! En di storm... Dis na so episod!
  Di ship bin de tos rawnd lɛk wud. Di wef dɛn bin de go ɔp ay ay wan ɛn dɛn bin de mek fom. Nɔto bɔku big big briz kin blo na dis tɛm insay di ia. Pan ɔl we i dɔn ɔlrɛdi bi ɔtom. Ɛn sayklɔn dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi de kɔmɔt na di Atlantik Oshɔn.
  I kin tear di ship apat...
  Porthos bin swɛ bak. Ɛn i es in an fɔ ol di bɔtul. I klia se i bin want fɔ pul di bad we aw i bin de fil.
  Athos no mind fo drink tu. Dɛn nɔ bin no Dartagnan fɔ in sɛns. Na Aramis nɔmɔ, we bin de shayn ɛn we bin de drɔp, nɔ bin sheb di zil.
  Porthos, afta wan bɔtul Bɔgɔnɔ, i bin gladi smɔl ɛn siŋ:
  - Fayvtin pipul pan wan dayman in chɛst! Iho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! Ɛn wan bɔtul we gɛt rɔm! Drink ɛn di dɛbul go kɛr yu go na di ɛnd! Iho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! Ɛn wan bɔtul we gɛt rɔm!
  Afta dat di thug bigin fɔ jomp ɛn jomp.
  Athos bin siŋ bak se:
  Sɔpɔt strɔkchɔ fɔ lɔv, .
  Wi ɔl de ɔnda in spiritual pawa...
  At dɛn we dɛn lɛk tan lɛk kren na di skay, .
  Di ocean of lov passion de raging!
  Dartagnan bin sɔpɔt di siŋ:
  - Swɛ ɛn ol, di ɛnimi de swɛ bak! Grind mi, grind mi to paoda! Bɔt di enjɛl nɔ de slip! Ɛn ɔltin go fayn! Ɛn ɔltin go dɔn fayn! Ɛn ɔltin go dɔn fayn!
  Aramis bin swɛt so bad bad wan, lɛk se i de es lod we we wan tawzin pawn. Dɔn i ol di wayn, i de grɔmbul.
  - Wetin mek stingy layf nid fɔ de, bikɔs tumara wɔ kin apin!
  Porthos bin shek shek ɛn mɛmba se:
  - Ɛn mi duchess in man kin dɔn gi in sol to di Masta. Ɛn sɔntɛm dɛn go lɛf mi we a nɔ gɛt ɛni prɔpati!
  Athos bin tɔk wit wan sigrɛt se:
  - Alas, Pɔtɔs. Wi nɔ go ebul fɔ du wetin di kiŋ ɛn di kadinal tɛl wi fɔ du. We na di sem tin!
  Dartagnan bin ala wit wamat:
  - To ɛl! Jɔs mek a rich to Ledi Winta. Dɛn go mek i sɔfa bad bad wan!
  Porthos bin de laf ɛn tɔk se:
  - Mek wi fry mi lady in bare heels wit faya!
  Aramis bin laf ɛn tɔk se:
  - Mɔ sofistikeyt torchɔ dɛn de!
  Dartagnan bin nɔd in ed:
  - Put mi ledi insay wan stɛl maiden wit spayk. So dat i go sɔfa fayn fayn wan de. Ɛn afta dat, sprinkul rɛd pepa pan di wund dɛn!
  Porthos bin kɔnfyus se:
  - A go wip am! Ɛn afta dat, i go wam di chen dɛn ɛn bɔn di dɛbul in bɔdi!
  Aramis bin nɔd in ed.
  - Dɛn kayn bɔdi ya! Di tongs, we red frɔm di ɔt, go tear out Ledy Winter in nipples!
  Porthos bin gi advays se:
  - Mek wi ple dais!
  Dartagnan swɛt ɛn pat in pɔkit dɛn:
  - Wi nɔ gɛt natin fɔ ple fɔ!
  Porthos bin ansa se:
  - Mek wi ple wit di blow dem fo di wip fo mai lady! Ɛnibɔdi we win mɔ go wip am bɔku mɔ!
  Dartagnan bin nɔd fɔ sho se i gri se:
  - Gud ɔfrin. Lɛ wi nɔ kɔt di dɛbul in ed. Wi go lɛk fɔ strip am ɛn bit am te i day. If nɔto dat, a dɔn yus fɔ rɔnawe pan aks!
  Aramis bin laf ɛn gi advays se:
  "I bɛtɛ fɔ gi am to wi Inkwizishɔn." I go mek i gɛt sɛns kwik kwik wan. Dɛn no aw fɔ mek pipul dɛn sɔfa fɔ lɔng tɛm ɛn dɛn sabi aw fɔ mek dɛn sɔfa!
  Porthos shek in ed negatif wan.
  - Nɔ! Wi fɔ mek i sɔfa! Ɛn na wi nɔmɔ!
  Dartagnan, we bin de sho in tit, bin gi advays se:
  - Mek wi sing den, padi dem! A op se wi kin du sɔntin we gɛt sol!?
  Aramis bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Mek wi sing! Nɔmɔ...
  Dartagnan, we nɔ lisin to di ɛnd, bigin fɔ siŋ;
  Di sadul we dɔn pwɛl de krak ɛn krik, .
  Ɛn di briz de mek di wund we bin de trade kol...
  Wea de hell yu don get tu, sa?
  Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ pe fɔ pis?
  
  Na taim, na taim, mek wi gladi fo wi laif,
  To di biuti en di kop, hapi bled!
  Bay, bay, sway, fεda pan di flip flop, .
  Wi go wispa to fate pas wan tɛm... Wi go wispa to fate pas wan tɛm!
  Mek wi wispa to fate...
  Sɔri-at sayd! Sɔri-at sayd!
  Porthos bin rimark wit wan grin:
  - Oh, aw wi de mis uman dɛn!
  Aramis bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Mi kɔzin na sim... Wel, in shot, wi go stil gɛt uman!
  Di ship bin shek ɛn krak krak, bɔt di mast bin tinap. Di Frɛnch brigantin bin lɛvɛl ɔf.
  Dartagnan bin de ala se:
  - Damn am! Yes, wi don komplitli out of whack, wi mait get wiped out!
  Porthos bin de grɔmbul se:
  - Frɛnch wɔ dɛn nɔ de fred day,
  Wi nɔ de fred fɔ day na di fɛt-fɛt ples...
  Di wɔman go fɛt fɔ in kɔntri, .
  Ɛn ivin we i day, i go win!
  Na mi ledi de tɔk pis wit Kiŋ Chals fɔs. Wan nobul pɔsin we wɛr di klos we jɛntri pas ɔl, ɛn i tan lɛk jɔyri shɔp. I at fɔ biliv se jɔs naw dis yɔŋ ɛn fayn uman bin waka na di rɔk rod dɛn na Frans barefut ɛn wit rag. Ɛn i bin tan lɛk di las pɔsin we de beg.
  Ledi Winta bin tɛl wan witti jok. Kiŋ Chals bin laf ɛn tɔk se:
  -Yu na charming ɛn smat!
  Milady bin ansa wit ɔmbul se:
  - Mi na jos wik uman, mi king! Ɛn glori du dɛn de wet fɔ wi bifo ɛn yu go go insay istri as Charlemagne!
  Di kiŋ laf ɛn tɔk se:
  - I so gud fɔ go dɔŋ insay istri as big. Bɔt sɔntɛnde yu jɔs want fɔ mek uman wam. Ɔg yu bay yu ful bɔdi ɛn kis yu strawberry nipples.
  Milady bin kɔl am se:
  - Dat go bi wɔndaful tin! Lɛk insay wan poem bɔt mi kiŋ!
  Afta dat, dɛn kis wit gladi at. Di yɔŋ uman bin luk rili gladi ɛn gladi. Ɛn i bin ivin wink pan in ɔvalɔd. Karl bin lɛk di nyu tin we i bin lɛk. Milady bin de afta in at. Ɛn i bin fit bad bad wan.
  Karl bin drink frɔm di kɔp ɛn se i go drɛn di wayn to mi ledi. Mek ɔltin bi fayn ɛn fayn.
  Ledi Winter bin drink ɛn rilaks. I bin alaw Karl fɔ kis am. Tin bin de go fayn fɔ am. I bin go insay di rayt fɔ gɛt inhɛritɛshɔn ɛn i nɔ bin gɛt ɛni prɔblɛm. Ɛn nɔbɔdi nɔ bin de tink se na in kil Bakingham. Ɛn dɛn bin kil di pɔsin we bin de ple di fim ɛn dɛn nɔ bin mek dɛn sɔfa. Ɔltin bin go fayn fayn wan.
  Yu kin gladi. Ɛn dɛn bin sɛn in ɛnimi dɛn, we na di wan dɛn we de fɛt wɔ, na Afrika. We na tin bak we rili fayn.
  Milady bin ivin ple kad wit di kiŋ. A bin de ple wan gem ɛn a bin rili gladi. Ɛn i bin put map pan map. Ɛn i bin de ple frɔm in at.
  Di Kiŋ na Briten bin want bak fɔ dɔn di wɔ wit di Frɛnch dɛn. Dɛn land ami tu strɔng fɔ win, ɛn na si, no disisiv advantej nɔ de.
  Di kiŋ bin drim bɔt sɔntin we go mek i disayd fɔ du mɔ. Speshali, bɔt di wɔ agens Spain, we na bin di big kɔntri na di wɔl, ɛn we bin de rɛdi fɔ kampen na nyu teritɔri.
  Briten bin dɔn gɛt plan fɔ India, so i gɛt big big tin dɛn fɔ du. Pɔtyugal bin de sit ɛn i bin want fɔ trowe di dikteta we Spen bin de rul. Di wan dɛn we bin de aks fɔ di Spanish ɛritajmɛnt bin de biev mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Ɛn Briten we bin gɛt trɛnk bin want fɔ gɛt nyu tin dɛn.
  Karl strok Ledi Winter in brest ɛn di yɔŋ uman bin gladi fɔ dis ɛn purr. Na so wan wayl ɛn frenzied ɛkstazi de insay am. Ɛn bɔku bɔku tin dɛn we nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ kɔnt ɛn we kray.
  Milady bin dɔn drɔnk na in maynd ɛn i bin fil lɛk se i de kam tek ɔf. I bin proud fɔ in destiny - fɔ bi sɔntin we ay pas di flaym fɔ pawa.
  Naw, i de na di kiŋ in an. Ɛn we di shɛpad bɔbɔ bin kis ɛn kɔt kɔt am bak. Dɛn kayn kɔlishin dɛn de de. Ɔltin kin chenj ɛn nɔto ɔltɛm fɔ bɛtɛ. Bɔt insay di kes fɔ Ledi Winta, jɔs di kɔmɔn tin bin apin: frɔm rag to jɛntri!
  Ɛn i bin tɔn to rili fayn.
  Milady bin de siŋ wit am ɛn i bin de twirl. I bin fil fayn. Ɛn na so dɛn dans wit di kiŋ. Ɛn di kiŋ yɔŋ ɛn i fayn. Na rial rula. Somtin laik Genghis Khan. Although no - Karl go probabli fa frɔm Genghis Khan.
  Milady bin imajin dis sojaman we bin rili bad. A de wɔnda us bed i de insay? Sɔntɛm i rili fayn!
  Ɛn di yɔŋ uman bin de gladi mɔ ɛn mɔ. Yɛs, i de wit di kiŋ insɛf, ɛn dis rili kɔl.
  Ɛn bifo in yay, dɛn bin de bit di shɛpad uman jɔs bikɔs wan pan di kaw dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ waka. Dis na da kayn masta jɔstis de. Dɛn kɔt di bɔbɔ in shit ɛn dɛn bit am na in bak we nɔ gɛt natin wit wip. So di skin bin bɔs ɛn blɔd bin de rɔn. Dɔn dɛn ad stik dɛn to di bɔbɔ in rawnd il. Bɔt i bin ol am fayn ɛn bia, ɛn i bin jɔs de kray kwayɛt wan wan wan tɛm.
  Dɛn bin bit Milady insɛf sɛf. Inklud fɔ hit bare il wit stik. Ɛn i kin at, i kin pas rayt te to di bak pat na di ed. Blow dɛn kin fɔdɔm pan fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Dɛn bin put di titi in fut dɛn na stok ɛn klem dɛn. Ɛn afta dat, dɛn bin de bit mi wit tint stik dɛn. Yɛs, so dat di skin bin swel ɛn bɔs.
  Bɔt di titi gɛt kɔlus na in fut, ɛn i dɔn yus fɔ rɔn we i nɔ wɛr fut. I kin bia wit wayl pen ɛn ivin siŋ wit am:
  - Oh stik, stik, stik... Yu de hit mi pan di il! Bɔt i nɔ de mek a fil bad atɔl, a gɛt inof peshɛnt!
  Milady bin bia we dɛn kil am ɛn i nɔ bin tɔk wan wɔd we bin de kray. Na so wan fayn gyal pikin.
  Bɔku tɛm, dɛn bin de bit Milady we i bin smɔl. Bɔt dɛn bit am layt wan, so dat dɛn nɔ go lɛf skata na di skin we nɔ gɛt wan bɔt.
  In bare il bin gɛt di ful brunt pan am - bikɔs no trays nɔ bin de. Ɛn dɛn kin nak di sɔl dɛn, trowe blo.
  Di titi na bin po shɛpad uman, naw i na nobul uman ɛn i gɛt bɔku bɔku prɔpati. Ɛn di kiŋ insɛf de wit am. Ɛn i de bi in favrit mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Milady bin de was wit milk ɛn blɔd. In bɔdi nɔ gɛt wan fɔlt ɛn i elastik, nɔbɔdi nɔ de si ɛni wrinkles na in fes. Bɔt, i nɔto gyal pikin igen. Ɛn pipul dɛn de fred se in fayn fayn tin dɛn go dɔn ɛn i nɔ go lɛk man dɛn igen.
  Bɔy pikin dɛn we nɔ gɛt mɔstaz bin de masaj Milady fɔ mek dɛn yɔŋ bɔdi yɔŋ ɛn gi dɛn trɛnk. Ɛspɛshali we dɛn de masaj di il ɛn fut, ɛn bak di nɛk.
  Bɔt i nɔ tu te yet, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i kam fɔ no wan aks. I go rili sɔri ɛn i go rili sɔri da tɛm de.
  Wetin bin de wet fɔ Ledi Winta afta i day? Sɔntɛm na ɛl ɛn bad bad sɔfa! Di dɛbul dɛn go mek i sɔfa de. A de wɔnda if i pɔsibul fɔ pe di Dɛbul? Fɔ ɛgzampul, bay we wi de gi mɔni to wan chɔch. Ɛn na de di Pop ebul fɔ fɔgiv sin. Bɔt i bin sin bɔku. Inklud in lustful nature. Dis na aw i bin lɛk fɔ ful man dɛn ɛn mek lɔv. Na bin jɔs di tin we i bin lɛk fɔ du.
  Ɛn wetin mi uman nɔ bin du atɔl? Inklud fɔ fɛn animal dɛn. Di titi bin tɔn to pɔsin we gɛt pɔsin. Ɛn i bin shot fayn fayn wan.
  Afta dat dɛn ritaia wit di kiŋ, ɛn mi uman sho se i sabi fɔ lɛk ɛn i sabi fɔ lɛk pɔsin.
  Di yɔŋ uman rili vɛks ɛn i kin fɛt. Di kiŋ sɛf nɔ bad.
  Dɛn bin fɔdɔm fɔ lɔng tɛm. Tide Karl taya ɛn bigin fɔ snor. Ɛn mi uman bin want mɔ. I ledɔm ɛn bigin fɔ kɔt kɔt insɛf, ɛn i de kray kwayɛt wan. I gud wit man though. Na dat mek sɔm uman dɛn kin tɔch pɔsin in at.
  Aw i bin fayn fɔ am wit Dartagnan. I go fayn fɔ kech di Gascon, strip am ɛn rep am. Dat go bi kol. Rep man dɛn. Dis na rili wɔndaful tin.
  Milady bin siŋ wit gladi at:
  - Yu si se na fɔ natin dɛn kɔl yu ipokrit! Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ kɔmpia di we aw yu de biev pas ɔlman wit Setan.
  Ledi Winta nɔ bin de falamakata fɔ lɛk pipul dɛn. Ɛspɛshali we i bin de yuz in nimbul tong. Insay dis, i nɔ bin gɛt ɛni kɔmpin, ɛn i bin no aw fɔ du mirekul. Ɛn insɛf bin rili lɛk am - i bin so ɛkzotik ɛn nɔ kɔmɔn.
  Fɔ wok wit tong fɔ mi ledi na aerobatics we nɔ impɔtant. Ɛn i lɛk am bad bad wan! Wai yu no fid mi bred, jos mek a giv yu blowjob!
  Afta we di bɔy pikin ɛn we go gɛt di prɔpati fɔ Dyuk Chɔchil day, Mayladi bin sadul di ol man. In stetɔs as Chals di Fɔs in fevrit bin de kam fɔ bi pɔsin we nɔbɔdi nɔ go dinay. Bɔt dis nɔ bin du fɔ Ledi Winta. A bin want ɔl tu di taytul fɔ Duke ɛn di big big prɔpati na Briten.
  So mi ledi bin majik di ol man ɛn di yɔŋ Kiŋ Chals. I nɔ bin ebul fɔ mared kiŋ, bɔt i bin ebul fɔ mared dyuk. Pantap dat, insɛf jɛntri, ɛn nɔto jɔs raregal we kɔmɔt na strit. So na t"ɛm fɔ go dɔŋ di ais.
  Milady bin de plan fɔ du sɔntin. I bin nid fɔ fɛt wit rival dɛn. Wan pan dɛn, we na di Duchess of Wales, bin ivin tray fɔ pɔyzin Ledi Winta bay we i yuz wan dres. Bɔt mi uman bin de wach am. Apat frɔm dat, di pɔyzin bin chenj di kɔlɔ we di klos gɛt ɛn i bin mek pipul dɛn de dawt.
  Wɛl, i nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ mek dɛn freym Ledi Winta. Fɔ tɔk mɔ, pɔyzin am. Bɔt mi ledi mɛmba dis...
  Dɛn sɛn di maid Kat na di tawa. Na de di wan dɛn we bin de kil di titi bin kɔt di titi in klos ɛn pin in an ɛn leg dɛn na di mashin. Dɛn bigin fɔ twis dɛn an ɛn fut dɛn na difrɛn angul dɛn. Na di risk fɔ brok bon dɛn. Di nekɛd, swet gyal bin de kray ɛn ala se i nɔ no natin. Di pɔsin we de kil am bigin fɔ chuk in vein dɛn wit nidul dɛn we gɛt rɛd ɔt.
  Bikɔs Kat bin de fil pen, i bin gri se i lɛk Dartagnan ɛn i bin rili ɛp fɔ briŋ di dres we gɛt pɔyzin. Di kiŋ bin tɛl dɛn fɔ arɛst di Duchess of Wales.
  Dɛn bin pul in klos dɛn bak ɛn mek i sɔfa. Di wan dɛn we dɛn kil bin wok fayn fayn wan, ɛn di duchess bin gri se nɔto mi ledi nɔmɔ i bin tray fɔ kil, bɔt i bin tray fɔ kil di kiŋ bak.
  Charles bin tɛl dɛn fɔ sɛn di duchess na Jamaica. Usay i bin gɛt fɔ wok wit fut ɛn wit rag na shuga ken plantɛshɔn dɛn. Ɛn di sem tɛm fɔ tek prɔpati fɔ di krawn.
  Pantap dat, di layɔn in shea bin go to Ledi Winta.
  Di uman we bin gɛt sɛns insɛf bin de wach we dɛn de mek di duchess sɔfa. Fɔs, dɛn chɛr di klos. Dɔn dɛn bin tay di uman we nekɛd insay di mashin. Dɛn bigin fɔ tɔn wata we de smɛl dɔŋ in trot te di duchess in bɛlɛ swel. Afta dat, di pɔsin we kil di pɔsin bin yuz tɔch fɔ bɔn di ia dɛn na di big pɔsin in bɔdi. Frɔm da kayn bad bad pen de yu kin kɔnfɛs ɔltin.
  Di Duchess bin mek dɛn ros in il dɛn bak wit faya, we mek i de ala bikɔs i de fil pen. Fɔs, dɛn bin de anɔynt di fut wit ɔyl, dɔn dɛn bin de mek wan brazi, we bin de shayn ɛn mek di skin sɔfa, we bin tan lɛk se di ɔgɔst pɔsin nɔ bin de waka wit in fut.
  Milady nɔ bin ivin ebul fɔ tinap tranga wan. I put mask ɛn wip di duchess insɛf wit wip, ɛn ɛnjɔy in kray.
  Dɔn, di Wɛlsh pipul dɛn bin gɛt pɔnishmɛnt we bin wɔs pas fɔ day. Bikɔs dis kayn pɔsin we dɛn kin pamper lɛk am nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ chans fɔ sev we i bi slev.
  Ledi Winter rili gladi. Ɛn i bit di duchess wit wamat.
  I go fayn, fɔ tru, fɔ sɛn di 4 maskɛt dɛn fɔ wok tranga wan, bɔt dɛn stil nɔ de nia dɛn.
  Bɔt dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi anɔys wan ɛnjɛjmɛnt wit Dyuk Chɔchil. Ɛn sɔntɛm mi ledi go de kam bi di uman we jɛntri pas ɔlman na di wɔl.
  Ɔltin go fayn, bɔt di 4 ɛnimi dɛn stil de alayv. Ɛn dis de mek wi wɔri. Wi fɔ sɛn pɔsin fɔ ɛp fɔ dɔn di musketeers.
  Bɔt, dɛn 4 ya bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi put dɛn layf pan denja. Insay Mɔrokɔ, dɛn bin fos di wan dɛn we bin de fɛt na di si, jɔs afta dɛn dɔn land na di si fɔ fɛt.
  Di Arab pipul dɛn bin atak wit sojaman dɛn we de rayd ɔs. Di sojaman dɛn mit dɛn wit pistol shot.
  Dɛn bin kil wan duzin Arab pipul dɛn. Ɛn afta dat, dɛn gri fɔ tek am insay di sɔd. Di fɛt nɔ bin ikwal. Aramis in savant Bazin bin wund bad bad wan. Planchet bin gɛt am bak. Dartagnan ɛn Porthos bin gɛt wund bak, pan ɔl we na smɔl wund. Wan pan di Arab pipul dɛn bin kɔt wan lɔk na Atɔs in ia wit brayt sɔd, bɔt dɛn chuk am te i day. Po Grimaud kil di ɔs ɛn di savant pul in an.
  Bɔt ɔltogɛda dɛn bin pul di atak. I pas tati Arab pipul dɛn we dɛn kil ɛn dɛn bin kech tu. Gloriful fɛt. Afta dat di et pipul dɛn rich na di fɔt.
  Na smɔl Frɛnch pipul dɛn stil de na Mɔrokɔ, bɔt di Arab dɛn bɔku ɛn dɛn nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ wɛpɔn dɛn smɔl.
  Dɛn bin de reyd di fɔt klos to ɛvri nɛt. Wata nɔ de bɔku, ɛn fɔ tɔk tru, it kin rili bad. I bin notis se Pɔtɔs bin lɔs in wet ɛn i bin vɛks mɔ ɛn mɔ. I bin ivin mek wan bigman na Frɛnch kripul bikɔs i bin de mek lɛk se i nɔ gɛt wan rɛspɛkt. Ɛn di jayant
  dɛn bin put wi yon ɔnda arɛst.
  I nɔ bin izi fɔ di wan dɛn we de ple muskɛt dɛn bak. Bɔt pan ɔl dat, wan pan di aro dɛn bin nak Atɔs, we nɔ bin want fɔ ayd. Di wund bin bigin fɔ bɔn, ɛn Kaɔnt di Lafa bin si se i de nia layf ɛn day.
  Sɔntɛm mi ledi go rili gladi fɔ no aw in ɛnimi we i dɔn swɛ ɛn in man we i bin dɔn mared trade bin de sɔfa we i de day. Bɔt Atɔs nɔ bin want fɔ day, ɛn i bin ol layf.
  Mousqueton bin sɔfa bak. Wan aro bin nak am bak. Di skrach smɔl, bɔt i tan lɛk se di aro gɛt pɔyzin. Blunderbuss insɛf bin sik bad bad wan. Ɛn i bin de bitwin layf ɛn day. Jɔs lɛk Athos.
  Na tru se dɛn bin dɔnawe wit di Arab dɛn bak bɔku bɔku wan. Bɔt te naw, no trɛnk nɔ bin de fɔ wan disisiv ɔfens. Pan ɔl we Richelieu gɛt ɔl tu di plan dɛn fɔ Afrika ɛn di plan dɛn we Napoleon gɛt.
  Bɔt afta dat, gud nyus kam: Larochelle bin sɔrɛnda, ɛn dɛn bin dɔn mek wan fɛt-fɛt bitwin Ingland ɛn Frans. So chans de fɔ mek nyu Frɛnch rejimɛnt dɛn kam jisnɔ. Ɛn Mɔrokɔ go bi wan kɔntri we Frɛnch dɛn bin de rul.
  Bɔt fɔ tru, Richelieu go gladi fɔ Milady. Dis uman bin ebul fɔ du am tranga wan.
  Basically na ɛl fɔ wan dɛbul. Richelieu bin ivin tray am na bed ɛn i bin rili gladi fɔ di sɛns we Ledi Winta bin gɛt ɛn di we aw i bin de biev. Bɔt stil i bin taya wit am.
  Richelieu bin tink se i pɔsibul fɔ gɛt infɛkshɔn frɔm pɔsin lɛk am. Na pɔsin we rili lɛk am. I kin ivin klin to vilej bɔy pikin dɛn.
  Richelieu insɛf nɔto bin bigman, ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i nɔ biliv se Gɔd de. Fɔ tru, yu tink se i fɔ biliv di Baybul? We di wan ol prɔsis nɔ de insay di Baybul. Frɔm di Inkwizishɔn, kruked ɛn wɔ.
  Ɛn insay di Baybul, Gɔd bin prɔmis fɔ pɔnish di wan dɛn we de agens di Ju pipul dɛn na in pipul dɛn. Aw di kiŋ dɛn kin trit di Ju pipul dɛn? Dɛn de mek dɛn sɔfa ɛn krɔs dɛn. I klia se Ju pipul dɛn na sɛkɔn klas pipul, pan ɔl we dɛn jɛntri.
  I bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ Richeli nɔ biliv se Gɔd de. Ɛn i nɔ bin biliv di Baybul atɔl. Bɔt di sem tɛm i bin no se i pɔsibul fɔ kɔl spirit dɛn, ɛn difrɛn we dɛn bin de du majik. Ɛn se ɔl tu de, hipnosis, we Richelieu insɛf bin gɛt sɔm masta sabi buk, ɛn rial mirekul dɛn.
  Dat min se sɔntɛm Richelieu na bin pɔsin we nɔ biliv Gɔd. Bɔt fɔ tru, nɔto pɔsin we de tink gud wan. Bɔt in trɛnk bin de stɔp smɔl smɔl. Ɛn dɛn nɔ bin nid uman dɛn igen lɛk aw dɛn bin de du trade, we dɛn bin yɔŋ.
  Richelieu bin de drim se na di wɔl go rul. A bin de tink bɔt fɔ bi Pop. Pan ɔl we di las wan nɔ bin rili fayn. Di pawa we di Pop gɛt nɔ big igen lɛk aw i bin de bifo. Ɛn ɔmɔs rejimɛnt di Vatikan gɛt in jɔnal?
  Bɔt Richelieu gladi se i bin ebul fɔ pɔnish di musketeers ɛn pul dɛn kɔmɔt na Frans ɛn yuz milady fɔ di gud fɔ di wok.
  Naw, wɔ kin apin wit Spen bifo wi. Dis na big big ɛmpaya, we dɛn bin de rul, bɔt nɔto strɔng ɛmpaya atɔl. So i nɔ go ebul fɔ win Frans, mɔ we i mek agrimɛnt wit Briten. Divayd di kɔloni dɛm, mek wan big big ɛmpaya. Ɛn na de? Sɔntɛm na wɔ wit Turkey? Di plan dɛn kin rili bɔku. Ɛn udat go bi di big ɛn strɔng pawa na di wɔl?
  Kiŋ Chals di Fɔs insɛf bin de na di ɛnjɛjmɛnt fɔ Milady ɛn di Dyuk. Bikɔs di kiŋ na Briten bin dɔn mared, i stil nɔ bin ebul fɔ mared mi uman. Dyuk Chɔchil dɔn ɔlrɛdi de nia sɛvinti, ɛn i luk lɛk se i dɔn pwɛl kpatakpata: rɔm ɛn layf we gɛt cham-mɔt. Ɛn Ledi Winta rili fayn. Gorgeous ɛn wɔndaful.
  Blɔnd, slɛnd, lɔng pas in man, wit figa we nɔ gɛt wan bɔt. Sɔntɛm ivin tu mɔsul fɔ in tɛm. Bɔt in fayn fayn tin dɛn spɛshal, aristocratic ɛn rich. Ɛn wit wan big big maynd, ɔdasayz wit, we de mek di yɔŋ uman nɔ ebul fɔ stɔp.
  Ɛn na in bɔy pikin we nem Jɔn Winta de ya. I stil na pikin. Wan bɔbɔ we rili fayn, we i sɔprayz fɔ no se i fiba in mama. Dɔn bak, i blant wit smɔl gold ia, we na rial chɛrɔb.
  Di Dyuk na Chɔchil na ol man, bɔt i de tray fɔ tinap stret. I klia se mi ledi de mared big big prɔpati, i de drim se in man go day kwik kwik wan. Ɛn fɔ tru, di mɔni we dis jɛntriman dyuk de gɛt na bɔku bɔku mɔni.
  Di kiŋ bin gi gift dɛn wit fri-an. Dɛn bin de mek tɔk dɛn. Di ɛnjɛjmɛnt bin apin.
  If di Duke bin no se Milady naw gɛt nyu ɔbi. Insay dis kes, na fayn ɛn yɔŋ pej. Wan titi we in fluf ɔp in ɔp lip bin jɔs bigin fɔ sho tru. Bɔt rili rili fayn. Milady bin lɛk am ɛn mit am sikrit wan. Ɛn bak wit di kiŋ.
  Yɛs, i gɛt difrɛn tin dɛn we i lɛk.
  Di men tin na fɔ mek di mared kwik kwik wan. En hubby no go liv de long. Ɛn mek mi uman mared fɔ lɔv.
  Ledi Winter don giv oda fo pripia fo di mared.
  I bin want fɔ mek di kɔt kɔle. Ɛn dɛn bin de pripia big big ɔlide dɛn.
  Na da tɛm de, Milady bin ritaia wit di pej. I pul in but ɛn bigin fɔ masaj di bɔbɔ in fut. Na da sem tɛm de i aks am se:
  - Wetin yu de drim bɔt?
  Di pej bin ansa ɔnɛs wan se:
  - Bi di kapten fɔ wan pairati ship! Swim na wam si usay winta nɔ de ɛva de!
  Milady sighed... Fɔ tru, sno dɔn ɔlrɛdi fɔdɔm, ɛn winta dɔn kam na Briten. Ɛn na Frans bak. Ɛn dis nɔto di tɛm we pipul dɛn kin gladi pas ɔl insay di ia. No kin kompare wit di wom en rili plezant somar.
  Di yɔŋ uman bin grin se:
  - A go lɛk fɔ bi pairati bak! Fɔ rɔn tan ɛn nɔ wɛr fut along di dɛk dɛn na ship dɛn. Tek Gallions fo boarding. Kapchɔ tin dɛn we gɛt valyu!
  Di pej nɔd ɛn tɔk se:
  - I fayn fɔ bi pairati! Dis na rili lɔv! Bot yu wan mared di Duke of dis ugly old man... Wai?
  Ledi Winta grin ɛn aks di bɔbɔ se:
  - Wetin mek yu intres pan dis? A lɛk yu ɛn na yu nɔmɔ!
  Di pej bin tɔk wit wan sigrɛt se:
  - A ol fayvtin, yu na twɛnti sɛvin. We mi biad gro, yu kin stɔp fɔ lɛk mi. Wetin wi fɔ du da tɛm de?
  Ledi Winta bin ansa wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - Bi prayvet pɔsin. Bi pirate in pablik savis en a go mek yu protégé.
  Di pej aks wit smayl se:
  - Ɛn mared mi?
  Milady shek in ed:
  "Uman dɛn lɛk mi nɔ jɔs de mared." Pantap dat, a nɔ no if a go lɛk yu fes we ia dɛn de apia pan am. So... Bɔt a go gi yu gud layf!
  Di bɔbɔ nɔd wit smayl ɛn tɔk wit sɔri at se:
  - A fil lɛk maws na layɔn uman in paw. Ɔ wan titi we kɔrɔpt. Dɛn lɛk mi, bɔt dɛn kin trowe mi ɛnitɛm!
  Ledi Winter bin prɔmis se:
  - A go tek kia of yu fiuja in eni kes. Insay da tɛm de, lɛ a pul yu klos ɛn tich yu sɔntin.
  Milady bin lɛk fɔ tich bɔy pikin dɛn lɔv. Fɔ ɛgzampul, yu go ebul fɔ tich big pɔsin? Ɛn afta dat, lɛ dɛn mek lɔv as yu want. Ɛn lɛ wi tɔk tru - i fayn!
  Milady bin aks fɔ mek dɛn masaj am ɛn sho aw fɔ du am. Uman dɛn lɛk fɔ kɔt kɔt ɛn fɔ tɔch dɛn an pan dɛn bɔdi.
  Ledi Winta bin gladi. Bɔt i kech insɛf de tink se i nɔ go gɛt dis lɔvman fɔ lɔng tɛm sɛf. Ɛn as yu de ol, yu go bost ɛn yu nɔ go lɛk yu igen. Oh, a wish se a bin fɔ dɔn fɛn misɛf wan bɔbɔ we go de sote go we nɔ go ɛva bi big pɔsin.
  Di musketeers nɔ bin rili gladi fɔ di tɛm. Sɔntɛm, Athos bin wɛl ɛn bigin fɔ wɛl. Blunderbuss sɛf bin sɛt fɔ go. Sote naw, ɔl di wan dɛn we de pan di et pipul dɛn de alayv.
  Bɔt dɛn de ɔnda blok. Ɛn di tin we go apin nɔ klia. If dɛn kech di Arab dɛn, bad bad tin bin de wet fɔ dɛn.
  Porthos, we i bin de drink wit Dartagnan, i bin tɔk se:
  "A nɔ bin ɛva tink se wɔ go mek a taya so!"
  Di musketeer ansa, i de swɛla in mɔstaz se:
  - Sɔntɛm dis kin tan lɛk to yu frɔm po nyutrishɔn Porthos!
  Di brut ansa, i de puf in chɛst:
  - A nɔ tink se na so! Ɔltin we de ya nɔto kɔmɔn tin!
  Dartagnan sho wan tru tru smayl:
  - Bɔt i kin wam insay winta! Wi nɔ de sɔfa so bikɔs ɔf di kol!
  Porthos bin grin ɛn ansa se:
  - Ɛn a nɔ de friz insay winta! I"m generally tolerant of di weta!
  Dartagnan bin wispa ɛn tɔk ɔnɛs wan se:
  - Ɛn a lɛk fɔ wam! Mi Gascony wam pas Paris fa fawe.
  Ɛn na ya winta na di golden tɛm. Nɔto ɔt, bɔt nɔto kol sɛf!
  Porthos bin gri wit dis:
  - Nɔto kol! Mek wi geht som fun plei dais.
  Athos bin gi advays se:
  - Grimaud bin fɔ dɔn mek gud chɛs! Wi kin ple?
  Porthos bin de grɔmbul:
  - Wetin if a nɔ de ple chɛs?
  Athos bin grin se:
  - Ɛn a go tich yu! Dis na big gem ɛn i go ɛp fɔ pas di tɛm we di Arab dɛn kwayɛt!
  Porthos bin de grɔmbul:
  - Tich!
  Athos bin peshɛnt ɛn bigin fɔ ɛksplen di lɔ dɛn. Fɔs, Pɔtɔm bin lisin wit af in yes. Bɔt afta dat, a bigin fɔ intres:
  - Wɛl, jɔs lɛk wɔ!
  Ɛn i bigin fɔ ple. Bɔt, i bin lɔs kwik kwik wan. Dɔn Dartagnan ɛn Athos bin ple. Di gem bin drɛg go bifo. Bɔt stil, di mɔ ɛkspiriɛns Athos bin ebul fɔ no di bɛnifit.
  Dɔn Porthos bin ple bak. Dis tɛm di musketeer bin tink lɔng ɛn tranga wan. A nɔ bin want fɔ lɔs.
  Di gem bin las te midulnɛt. Athos bin dɔn gɛt klia advantej. Aw Porthos miks ɔl di figa dɛn wan tɛm ɛn se:
  - Okay, na dro! Na tɛm fɔ slip!
  Afta dat i fɔdɔm na di bɔnk ɛn bigin fɔ snor. Athos bin tɔk se:
  - Praud Mɔnsiɔ du Valɔn. A tink se i go go fa!
  Dartagnan bin ansa wit wamat se:
  - A nɔ no aw i go go, bɔt a go lɛk fɔ tek Ledi Winta insay wan kev ɛn strangl am!
  Athos bin tɔk wit sɛns se:
  - Rivɛnj na bays!
  
  
  
  IF STALINGRAD NƆ GO BI SƆDƐN!
  Wan ɔda AI. Hitler bin kɔni ɛn i bin rili ɔndastand di plan fɔ mek di Rɛd Ami kɔntra atak na Stalingrad. Di Nazi dɛn bin stɔp di atak insay di rayt tɛm ɛn dɛn bin gɛda dɛn sojaman dɛn bak. Di tin we bin apin to di Soviet grup bin kɔmplikt mɔ bikɔs di wɛda we bin de insay Novɛmba 19, 1942 nɔ bin ebul fɔ flay. Ɛn dɛn nɔ bin de yuz plen dɛn fayn fayn wan, ivin di plen dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ atak pipul dɛn. Ɛn di pripiamɛnt fɔ artileri nɔ bin rili fayn.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin ebul, jɔs lɛk di kes fɔ di Rzhev-Sychov ɔpreshɔn, fɔ stɔp ɛn drɛb di Soviet sojaman dɛn we bin de go bifo, ɛn dɛn bin lɔs bɔku tin dɛn.
  Di fɛt bin kɔntinyu te Disɛmba dɔn, bɔt di Rɔshian ami nɔ bin ebul fɔ du bɛtɛ tin.
  Afta dat, dɛn bin stɔp fɔ tɔk. Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin tray fɔ de na Afrika. Hitler bin transfa tati Tayga tank ɛn impɔtant fɔs dɛn to di blak kɔntinɛnt. Dɛn put Rommel fɔ de oba ɔl di sojaman dɛn. Dis bin mek di Jamani fist bin ambɔg di Amɛrika pipul dɛn bad bad wan. Dɛn bin kech pas et ɛn fayv tawzin Yanki dɛn nɔmɔ. Dɛn bin kech big big trɔfi dɛn.
  Di British dɛn bin kray ɛn dɛn bin de atak dɛn bak.
  Di fɛt dɛn sho se di Jamani "Tayga" nɔ gɛt ɛni ikwal pan pawa, ilɛksɛf i ebi.
  Bɔt British ɛn Amɛrikan motoka dɛn wik pan wɛpɔn dɛn. Ɛn dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ go insay di tayga.
  Insay Fɛbwari, Stalin bigin fɔ fɛt bak na di sɛnt ɛn sawt. Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin atak nia Stalingrad ɛn na di say we dɛn kɔl Voronezh. Dɛn bin hit di Rzhev salient bak.
  Na di Voronezh dairekshɔn nɔmɔ dɛn bin ebul fɔ gɛt sakrifays. Di Soviet dɛn rɔsh insay di brek-bruk... Bɔt dɛn kam ɔnda Mainstein in insidious kɔntra atak.
  Di tin bin tranga mɔ bikɔs Amɛrika bin stɔp fɔ bɔm di Jaman faktri dɛn fɔ sɔm tɛm ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ tɔk bɔt aw fɔ chenj pipul dɛn we dɛn dɔn tek as prizina na wɔ. Ɛn nyu "Panthers" ɛn "Tigers" dɔn ɔlrɛdi kam na di frɔnt.
  Mainstein bin mek wan pe fɔ kɔl ɛn i bin mek di Soviet soja mashin pwɛl bad bad wan.
  Insay Mach, wan lɔl bin de bak... Di Nazi dɛn bin shift dɛn sɛnta fɔ graviti to di Mɛditarenian Si. Stalin bin disayd fɔ rɛst fɔ naw. Ɛn gɛt trɛnk.
  We di Nazi dɛn tek advantej pan di pasiv we di Rɛd Ami bin de du, dɛn bin transfa bɔku bɔku sojaman dɛn to di Mɛditarenian sɛktɔ. Rommel bin ebul fɔ dɔn di Amɛrika pipul dɛn na Aljeria ɛn Mɔrokɔ. Ɛn kech bɔku pipul dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn kɛr go na jel.
  Afta dat di Fritz ofensiv bigin na Libya. Apat frɔm dat, di Nazi dɛn bin bɔm ɛn afta dat dɛn bin tek Mɔlta wit wan maynd we dɛn bin de land. Di sakses bin izi bikɔs di fɛt-fɛt we bin de na di ist frɔnt bin de go dɔŋ, ɛn di siriɔs prodakshɔn fɔ di Focke-Wulf fɛt-fɛt, we bin rili pawaful pan wɛpɔn ɛn wɛpɔn dɛn.
  Di Jaman motoka bin fayn fɔ fɛt di Wɛstinian plen dɛn. Di fɛt rili sho di tin dɛn we di Panthers nɔ ebul fɔ du, bɔt stil dis motoka strɔng pas British ɛn Amɛrika tank dɛn ɛn i rili agil.
  Apat frɔm dat, di Jamani divishɔn dɛn we bin dɔn at na di ist frɔnt, rɛdi fɔ fɛt pas di wan dɛn we bin de sɔpɔt dɛn.
  Romɛl bin mach tru Libya, ɛn Ijipt kam insay. Wans bak di Alis bin tray fɔ gɛt fut na di El Aman Layn. Dɛn difens strɔng na ya. Ivin di British dɛn bin mek dɛn nɔ prɛs Jepan fɔ kɔba di gap we bin de na Ijipt.
  Hitler bin flay go na Spen ɛn mit wit Franco. I bin tray tranga wan fɔ mek dɛn alaw Jamani sojaman dɛn fɔ kam atak Jibraltar. I bin prɔmis land dɛn na Afrika ɛn tɔk bɔt wan nyu supa wɛpɔn. Na mɔtalman, V-mishɔl ɛn jet ayrakt dɛn. Ɛn se i nɔ go te igen di Nazi dɛn go win di wɔ na di ist.
  Franco bin rich fɔ gri wit di kɔmprɔmis. Spain nɔ de go insay di wɔ, bɔt i de mek Jamani sojaman dɛn pas. Ɛn afta dat, ɔltin go bɛtɛ.
  We Julay dɔn, Rommel in sojaman dɛn, we bin dɔn du wan dip ɔtflanking manejmɛnt, bin ebul fɔ baypas di El-Aman layn ɛn rich na di Nayl.
  Di British dɛn bin gɛt wan ɔda bad bad tin we dɛn bin win. Stalin, we bin fred fɔ di sakrifays dɛn we di Nazi dɛn bin gɛt, i bin tɛl dɛn fɔ mek dɛn fɛt nyu wan na di sɛntrɔm ɛn along di flanks na Stalingrad.
  Bɔt di Jamani pipul dɛn bin dɔn de ɛkspɛkt dis. Ɛn dɛn bin snɛp ɛn tinap tranga wan. Di Fɛdinand ɛn di pawaful Layɔn tank ɔl tu bin tek pat pan di fɛt dɛn. Bɔt di las wan bin mek di sojaman dɛn at pwɛl smɔl. Bɔt "Fɛdinand" bin rili sabi fɔ fɛt ɛn i bin sabi fɔ pwɛl di Soviet motoka dɛn.
  "Panther" pruv insɛf bak fɔ bi fayn fayn wan pan fɛt dɛn we de kam. I protɛkt pafɛkt wan na in fɔɛd, ɛn wit pawaful kanɔn. We na ɔl tu lɔng-rɛnj ɛn kwik-faya. Bɔt stil, fayvtin rawnd insay wan minit kin kol.
  Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin fɛt te Sɛptɛmba dɔn, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ du ɛnitin we impɔtant.
  Ɛn di Jamani dɛn bin tek Ijipt ɛn di Suez Kanal. We na fɔ tru, na big big tin we dɛn dɔn du.
  Dɔn wi bin go bifo na Irak ɛn Kuwait, pan ɔl we di kɔmyunikeshɔn bin strɛch. Bɔt dɛn bin kech eria dɛn we gɛt bɔku ɔyl.
  Chɔchil bin tɔk se dɛn fɔ stɔp Hitlɛr fɔ fɛt wɔ. Ruzvelt in wɛlbɔdi bin de pwɛl. Ɛn tin nɔ bin go fayn wit di Japan pipul dɛn bak. Somhow dem win mo dan in rial histri en mek big loss pan di Americans.
  Fɔs, Hitler nɔ bin ansa di prɔpɔzal. Dɛn bin kech di wan ol Midul Is.
  Stalin bin de biev kwik kwik wan. Insay di kol sizin, i bin tan lɛk se di Soviet sojaman dɛn nɔ bin de go bifo. Ɛn di fasist dɛn bigin fɔ go bifo na di Sudan rijɔn. Hitler bin ivin deklare: di onslaught to di East go riples wit wan las push to di South!
  Sɔntɛm Stalin bin jɔs want fɔ mek dɛn panch di wan dɛn we bin de sɔpɔt di gɔvmɛnt mɔ ɛn mɔ na dɛn ɔn. Bɔt dis we ya, i de mek insɛf kɔmɔt na do.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin gɛt di Panther 2, we na wan motoka we gɛt mɔ pawaful wɛpɔn dɛn ɛn wɛpɔn dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin gɛt 900 ɔspawɛl injin. Dis tank bin gɛt klos we bin de nia di wan we di Tayga-2 bin gɛt, bɔt i bin layt ettin tan.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt wan tank we dɛn bin gri wit ɔl, pan ɔltin. Ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ fɛt na Afrika.
  Insay Jun 1944, di British ɛn Amɛrika pipul dɛn bin tray fɔ land na Nɔmandi. Bɔt dɛn bin mit di Nazi sojaman dɛn we bin bɛtɛ pas dɛn.
  Di nyu Jaman ME-262, we gɛt wɛpɔn spid we nɔbɔdi nɔ ebul fɔ kɔmpia ɛn we kin te bak, bin tek pat pan di fɛt dɛn.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin wund di British ɛn Amɛrika pipul dɛn. Ɛn leta dɛn bin win dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin kech lɛk wan milyɔn sojaman dɛn so. Dis bad bad tin bin dɔn dɔn Ruzvelt. Di Prɛsidɛnt fɔ Amɛrika dɔn day. Ɛn di Ripɔblikan bin win di ilɛkshɔn. Udat put di slogan bifo - Amɛrika fɔ Amɛrika pipul ɛn pis to di wɔl!
  Bay di spring insay 1945, di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn win Afrika ɛn dɛn bin dɔn ebul fɔ put dɛn fut na Yurop. Ɛn dɛn bin de bɔm Briten wit mishɔl ɛn plen dɛn.
  Dɛn bin de pripia fɔ land di sojaman dɛn na di mɛtropɔlis. Amɛrika bin rili pul di wɔ we dɛn bin fɛt agens Jamani. Bɔt Stalin nɔ de lid am fɔ lɔng tɛm. Dis na di tin we de apin.
  Insay May, di Jamani dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt na India, ɛn dɛn bin tek dis eria bak, ɛn dɛn bin gɛt link wit di Japan pipul dɛn.
  Insay Ɔgɔst, afta di bɔm, dɛn bigin fɔ du Opareshɔn Si Layɔn. Di Jaman tank dɛn we bin de ɔnda wata we nem "E"-100 ɛn "Panther"-3 bin tek pat pan di fɛt dɛn.
  Di las tank na bin wan modifyed vɛshɔn fɔ di E-50. Di Panther-3 we bin we siksti tan, i bin gɛt layout we bin densa, i bin gɛt 88 milimita 100EL kanɔn, ɛn i bin de faya twɛlv rawnd fɔ wan minit.
  I klia se di British dɛn bin gɛt bad de. "Panther"-3 bin gɛt tik ɛn mɔ angul armɔr pas "Tiger"-2. Di Tayga-3, we we sɛvinti fayv tan ɛn we gɛt 128-mm kanɔn, bin apia bak. Opshɔn "E"-75, we na motoka we rili pawaful ɛn we de faya fast.
  Bɔt di British dɛn jɔs gɛt di Tɔti insay wan smɔl siriɔs, ɛn di Chɔchil dɛn we stil dɔn ol wit wik wɛpɔn dɛn. Nɔto tin we rili impɔtant!
  Fɔ tɔk smɔl, afta twɛnti dez we dɛn bin de fɛt, Briten bin fɔdɔm. Ɛn wan flag we gɛt swastika bigin fɔ flay oba Lɔndɔn.
  Bɔt fɔ tru, di Jamani dɛn nɔ bin rɛst pan dis. Insay di kol sizin, di Opareshɔn Icarus we bin gɛt maynd bin fala we dɛn bin kech Ayland. Di sabmarin dɛn we di Tɔd Rayk bin de yuz bak bin bigin fɔ wok mɔ. Di Amɛrika pipul dɛn bin de ɔnda ful prɛshɔn. Wɛl, fɔ tru, di Yankees bin want pis. Hitler bin se dɛn fɔ gi di Filipins ɛn bɔku ɔda tin dɛn to Jepan, ɛn dɛn fɔ gi di Jamani pipul dɛn we de na di ist pat na di wɔl fridɔm.
  Di Amɛrika pipul dɛn nɔ bin want fɔ gri... I bin de mek pipul dɛn fred mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Adɔlf Hitlɛr bin aks Amɛrika fɔ mek dɛn pe am bak. Di US bin gri fɔ dis bak. Dɛn bin rili want fɔ dɔn di wɔ kwik kwik wan ɛn nɔ fɔ win.
  Afta dat di fasist dɛn tɔn dɛn yay bak to di USSR. Na tru se aw i go bi ɔda we?
  Russia nɔ dɔn lanch mas prodakshɔn fɔ di T-54 tank yet, ɛn leta IS dɛn... Dɛn stil de prodyuz di T-34-85 bɔku bɔku wan, ɛn i nɔto rival to di Panther-3.
  Insay Jun 22, 1946, di Nazi dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt Mɔsko ɛn di Kɔkas. Frɔm di biginin, di Krauts bin gɛt pawaful ɛn dip difens. Wit rili stɛp-bɔn resistans frɔm di Rɛd Ami. Ɛn dɛn bin de muf smɔl smɔl.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin tek di "Royal Lion," we bin gɛt 210 mm kanɔn, 300 mm frɔntal klos, 200 mm sayd klos, we wet wan ɔndrɛd tan ɛn injin we gɛt 1,800 ɔspaw.
  Dis tank bin tɔn aut fɔ bi rili prɔblɛm fɔ di Rɛd Ami. I bin muf kwik kwik wan ɛn pwɛl ɔlman.
  Di Third Reich in bɔm lanch dɛn bak rili fayn. Dɛn kin swip ɔlman ɛn ɔltin wan tɛm. Nɔbɔdi nɔ go tink so bɔt aw dɛn de skru am.
  Insay tu mɔnt we dɛn bin de fɛt, di Jamani dɛn bin go bifo fɔ wan ɔndrɛd kilomita na di sɛnt. Na tru se na di sawt, dɛn bin ebul fɔ du mɔ. Di Nazi dɛn bin go bifo along di Vɔlga, na di say we Astrakhan de, ɛn dɛn bin ebul bak fɔ kech Ɔdzhonikidze ɛn Sukhumi.
  Di tin bin kɔmplikt bikɔs Turkey bin kam insay di wɔ. Di Ottoman dɛn bin go bifo tru di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn teritɔri wit fɛt-fɛt ɛn pwɛl pwɛl we bin de kam.
  Hitler bin tɔk se:
  - Natin nɔ go lɛf fɔ di Bolshevik dɛn!
  Insay Sɛptɛmba, di Nazi dɛn bin rich na di Kaspian Si ɛn kɔntinyu fɔ go bifo. Dis na bin dɛn men stratejik sakrifays. Bɔt di Rɛd Ami bin trangayes fɔ tinap tranga wan. Bɔt insay Disɛmba, di Jamani ɛn di Turk dɛn bin jɔyn an. Ɛn bay Mach, di Nazi dɛn bin dɔn tek di wan ol Kɔkas.
  Di ia 1947 kam... Dɛn bin swɛt di Soviet sojaman dɛn kpatakpata.
  Bɔt naw dɛn bin gɛt rizɔv frɔm di T-54 tank. Dis motoka rili wok ɛn i gɛt gud klos ɛn wɛpɔn dɛn. Pan ɔl we i smɔl pas di Jaman "Panther"-3 we, bɔt, i ebi pasmak.
  Di Jaman dɛn bin lans di Panther-4 wit wan 105 mm 100 EL kanɔn insay prodakshɔn. Wan mɔ pawaful armoured motoka we we siksti-ɛit tan, wit 250 milimita frɔntal armor.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin tray fɔ go bifo na Saratov insay Me. Ɛn dɛn bin ebul, dɛn kam nia di siti. Bɔt di Rɛd Ami bin ebul fɔ kip di Nazi dɛn. Di fɛt bin drɛg te to let ɔtom. Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin stil tek Saratov pan ɔl we dɛn bin lɔs bɔku bɔku mɔni. Bɔt dɛn bin dɔn dɔn wit dɛn stim.
  Insay di kol sizin, di Rɛd Ami bin de tray fɔ go bifo. Muv wan ɔndrɛd ɛn tɛn
  kilomita, bɔt dɛn bin stɔp am bak. Na tru se dɛn bin kɔt Saratov kɔmɔt nia di ɔda Jaman yunit dɛn. Ɛn afta sɔm tɛm, dɛn fri dis siti.
  Insay di spring insay 1948, di Jamani dɛn bin tray fɔ atak bak. Bɔt bak dɛn bin stɔp na trench ɛn redoubt dɛn. Stuck in layn ɛn kɔv. Ɛn di wan ol sɔmda bin pas insay yuslɛs pokes. Neks wan na ɔtom, ɛn insay di kol sizin, di Soviet sojaman dɛn kin atak. Wan chenj fɔ blo ɛn blɔd.
  Di ia 1949 bin kam.
  Hitler bin deklare se Jamani go fɛt te di ɛnd. Di Jamani dɛn bin tray fɔ atak. Dɛn bin tek Saratov bak. Bɔt insay di kol sizin, di Rɔshian dɛn bin tek am bak.
  Di ia 1949 bin kam.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin put gas tɔbayn injin dɛn na tank dɛn ɛn tray fɔ pres dɛn. Bɔt dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ du am igen. Di Rɛd Ami kɔntinyu fɔ kɔntra atak ɛn tray fɔ chuk di fasist difens.
  Di wan ol ia bin pas wit blow ɛn trɛtin. Te 1950 kam.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin tray fɔ atak bak, bɔt dɛn rɔn go mit pawaful difens dɛn.
  Lɛk bɔksa, dɛn bin de kɔntinyu fɔ bit, ɛn bit fɔ difend. Bɔt witout ɛni spɛshal ajɔstmɛnt.
  Na tru se di Rɛd Ami bin taya, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin go bifo.
  Na ya i dɔn ɔlrɛdi bi 1951... Also wan siriɔs blow to di difens. No prɔgrɛs nɔ de na ɛni say. Ɔltin traŋa, nɔbɔdi nɔ ebul fɔ pas.
  Na ya na 1952...
  Di USSR gɛt di T-54 ɛn IS-7 tank dɛn. Di Jamani dɛn gɛt wan mɔdan "E" siriɔs. Sote naw, ɔl tu di say dɛn nɔ dɔn ebul fɔ gɛt pawa pas ɔlman. Di Jamani pipul dɛn kin trowe blak pipul dɛn, Arab pipul dɛn, ɛn Indian dɛn fɔ fɛt. Deplete di ɛnimi in trɛnk. Ɛn dɛn kin blɔd.
  Bɔt nɔbɔdi nɔ gɛt advantej.
  Bɔt 1953 bin briŋ chenj dɛn. Stalin day... Ɛn wan nyu prɛsidɛnt kam na pawa na USA. Ɛn di lida fɔ Amɛrika sɛn wan ɔltimatum: stɔp di wɔ, ɔ wi go bɔm yu wit atɔmik bɔm.
  Hitler insɛf bin taya wit di wɔ, ɛn i bin tɔk bɔt wan opshɔn: pis, we ɛnibɔdi we tek wetin lɛf wit am.
  Molotov we tek Stalin in ples bin gri. Bɔt... di kwɛstyɔn kam dɔŋ to di prizina dɛn.
  Bɔku ɔda Soviet prizina dɛn bin de, ɛn di Jamani dɛn nɔ bin want fɔ chenj ɔlman fɔ ɔlman.
  Di Amɛrika pipul dɛn bin se lɛ di USSR pe fɔ di ɛkstra pipul dɛn. Molotov bin sho se i rɛdi fɔ mek i nɔ gri wit wetin i tɔk.
  Di chenj bin apin ɛn sɔm tɛm we dɛn bin kol. Hitler bin rul fɔ sɔm tɛm mɔ. Anawns se dɛn dɔn bigin fɔ mek nyu rilijɔn. Klasik wan gɔd. Somtin laik Islam, bot di mesenja fo di Almighty na Hitler. Ɛn witout sɔm lod restrikshɔn fɔ biliva dɛn. No nid fɔ Namaz, Ramadan, pilgrimej, burka.
  Dɛn bin bigin fɔ mared pas wan uman insay di Tɛd Rayk. Apat frɔm dat, dɛn bin de pik di jɛnɛtiks. Dɛn bin de mek uman dɛn wit atifishal insemineshɔn fɔ mek di brid bɛtɛ. Na di sem tɛm, dɛn bin de mek di pikin dɛn we dɛn bɔn. Dɛn bin de mek pipul dɛn kɔrɛkt dɛn wit ayɛn. Dɛn bin dɔnawe wit di Ju pipul dɛn ɛn di jipsi dɛn. Dɛn bin put bɔku lɔ dɛn bɔt aw fɔ bɔn blak pipul dɛn, Indu dɛn, Arab pipul dɛn ɛn ɔda pipul dɛn.
  Di gɔvmɛnt bin kruk, ɛn di sem tɛm i bin de rul ɔlman ɛn i bin rili wok fayn.
  Insay 1955, jɔs insay Novɛmba 8, di plen we di Fuhrer bin de yuz bin fɔdɔm. Na so di rul we di wan we bin de rul wit blɔd pas ɔlman we bin de rul ɔl di tɛm ɛn pipul dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ rul. Hitler bin gɛt pas wan ɔndrɛd bɔy pikin dɛn we dɛn bin gɛt tru atifishal sɛlɛkshɔn, bɔt nɔbɔdi nɔ bin gɛt wan pɔsin we go gɛt di prɔpati. Ɛn dis na big prɔblɛm fɔ wan dikteta fɔ tru. Bɔt di pɔsin we tek Hitlɛr in ples, Shɛlɛnbɛg insɛf bin bi di Fuhrer. Ɛn dɛn bin se di fasist nɔmba wan pikin dɛn bin dɔnawe wit aksidɛnt.
  Molotov bin rul di USSR... I bin rul fɔ lɔng tɛm, ɛn i bin mek di ikɔmi na di ɛmpaya gɛt layf bak frɔm we i bin dɔn pwɛl. Bɔt dat na ɔda stori...
  
  
  OLEG RYBACHENKO PRESIDƐNT FƆ BƐLARUS
  Di sol fɔ di wɔl fambul rayta ɛn poet Josɛf-Ɔlɛg Stalin-Rybachenko bin muf insay di bɔdi fɔ di Prɛsidɛnt fɔ Belarus pan Janwari 1, 2009. Naw, as a rizulta of dis, Belarus don tek wan difren oda we;
  Di nyu prɛsidɛnt na pɔsin we nɔ fit, i fetful to Stalin in slogan: "kad dɛn de disayd ɔltin!" I bin stat wan big pɔsin rivɔlɔshɔn na Belarus. Dis na di prɔblɛm we bɔku kɔntri dɛn gɛt sote go? Apɔntinmɛnt fɔ big gɔvmɛnt pozishɔn dɛn kin apin bak, ɛn insay di bɔku bɔku kes dɛm, pan di prinsipul fɔ pɔsin in yon lɔyalti, ɔ bikɔs ɔf famili kɔnsidareshɔn. Di purely instrumental stayl fɔ wok na impɔtant tin bak, ɛn we di Chichikov ɛn Molchanov dɛn kin gɛt sakrifays. Wan tipik ripɔtmɛnt fɔ di birokrasi sistɛm fɔ muv ɔp, Molchanov bin sho in moto fɔ mek in wok gro insay di briliant kɔmɛdi "Woe from Wit" lɛk dis;
  Fɔ tek di ples we de ɔp, .
  Di guy shud sabi dis...
  Fɔs, duya
  Ɔl ɔda tin dɛn we nɔ gɛt ɛksɛpshɔn.
  To di bɔs, ay fayv, .
  To in savant we de klin in klos
  To di doman, di janita fɔ avɔyd bad - .
  To di janita in dɔg - so dat i go gɛt lɔv!
  Na tru se, wit dis kayn pɔsin we dɛn pik i kin rili at fɔ ɛkspɛkt ɛni kriyaytiv brek-through ɔ kɔmɛshɔn initiativ. Di ɔfisa dɛn tɔn to obsequious cogs ɛn sycophants. If i fayn, dɛn na pipul dɛn we de tif, if i bad, dɛn na pipul dɛn we de wok na di tron!
  So Oleg Rybachenko bin disayd fɔ bigin wit di men pipul dɛn we de wok de. Ɛn fɔs, frɔm di men post we na Praymɛnt Minista fɔ Belarus. Dɛn bin anɔys wan kɔmpitishɔn fɔ di sɛkɔn pɔsin na di stet. Wit di admɛshɔn fɔ ɔlman, inklud di wan dɛn we kɔmɔt ɔda kɔntri. As Deng Xiaoping bin se we i bin de atrak fɔrin manija dɛn to sinia pozishɔn dɛn na Chaina: "i nɔ mata us kɔlɔ di pusi gɛt, di men tin na dat i de kech mays"!
  Ɔl di wan dɛn we bin aplay bin gɛt fɔ rayt wan kɔmpitishɔn pepa: wetin a go du we a bi Praymɛnt Minista. Dɔn, afta dɛn dɔn chɛk di kɔmpyuta program fɔ si if dɛn nɔ de tif, dɛn put di wok dɛn fɔ mek di wan ol pipul dɛn ebul fɔ chɛk dɛn, ɛn dɛn kin vot fɔ dɛn frɔm ɛnisay na di wɔl. Neks, twɛnti fayv aplikɛnt dɛn we gɛt di bɔku vot rayt dɛn tɛm pepa ɔnda tɛlivishɔn kamɛra, fɔ mek dɛn nɔ gɛt "Nigro" kriaytiv. Ɛn bak, fɔ vot ɔlsay na di wɔl, bay di Intanɛt ɛn SMS mɛsej dɛn. Dɔn dɛn bin de du mɔlti-lɛvɛl ɛgzam ɛn tɛst. Di wan we gɛda di maksimal mak, bi di Praymɛnt Minista fɔ Belarus. Ɛn insay dis sityueshɔn, di yɔŋ Japan Toshiki Kaivu bin laki.
  Di pɔsin sɛlɛkshɔn sistɛm bigin fɔ wok, i chenj ɛn impɔtant. Dɛn bin de yuz kɔmpyuta dɛn, program dɛn, ɛn tɛknik dɛn we de naw. Fɔs, di pɔsin rivɔlɔshɔn bin afɛkt di gɔvmɛnt, ɛn afta dat i muf to midul ɛn ivin juniɔ manɛjmɛnt.
  Di Belarus prɛsidɛnt ivin tink se i fayn fɔ mek fɔrina dɛn we gɛt sɛns kam wok na di kɔntri...
  Aktiv mɔdanizashɔn fɔ di Belarus ikɔmi dɔn bigin. Nɔ lɛk di rial stori, usay bɔku bɔku mɔni we di Wɛstinian lɔn dɛn bin dɔn ɛnd ɔp fɔ west, yuz am di rɔŋ we, tif am, ɔ go fɔ mek dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ yuz polis mashin we nɔ bin fayn atɔl, di fri mɔni we dɛn bin de gɛt frɔm ɔda kɔntri dɛn bin tɔn to we dɛn spɛnd wit bɔku bɛnifit ɛn impak.
  Fɔs, Oleg Rybachenko, as wan top-klas fiuchɔ rayta, bin ɔndastand klia wan se di fiuja fɔ ɛni kɔntri we rili advans de insay sayɛns ɛn nanoteknɔlɔji. Ɛn ay-tek prodakshɔn kin gi bɔku bɔku ɛn efyushɔn ritɔn pas ɔyl, gas ɛn ɔda raw matirial dɛn.
  Di kɔmpyuta makit de gro ɔltɛm, laptɔp, PC, gem kɔnsol dɛn nid fɔ ɔpdet wan tɛm ɛvri tri to 4 ia. Di ilɛktronik makit de bɔku ɔltɛm, ɛn di divɛlop kɔntri dɛn de spɛn bɔku mɔni, ɛn di divɛlɔp kɔntri dɛn bak!
  Di smɔl we aw pipul dɛn de wok na di Ripɔblik fɔ Belarus, dɛn jɔyn am wit di ay kwalifayeshɔn dɛn we dɛn gɛt, we dɛn kin mek mɔ. Wan kɔntri we fayn fɔ divɛlɔp ay-tek prodakshɔn, ɛn i de bak na di sɛntrɔm pat na Yurop ɛn na di intasekshɔn fɔ difrɛn rod ɛn kɔmyunikeshɔn dɛn.
  Kɔnstrɔkshɔn fɔ wan silikon vali, mɔdanizashɔn fɔ ol industri dɛm, inklud soja faktri dɛm, divɛlɔpmɛnt fɔ ilɛktroniks sɔftwɛl. Nyu Belarus program dɛm - we bin atrak yɔŋ, spɛshal pipul dɛm we gɛt sɛns frɔm ɔlsay na di wɔl bin mek am pɔsibul fɔ: pas di divɛlɔpmɛnt dɛm we nɔ ebul fɔ woke we Bil Geits bin du.
  Dɛn bin rili want ilɛktronik tin dɛn we dɛn bin de mek na Belarus. Bɔku faktri dɛn we bin ɛmti bifo bin bigin fɔ wok. BELAZ bin gɛt wan jenɛral rikostrɔkshɔn bak. Ɔtomotiv prodakshɔn, lɛk kɔmpyuta prodakshɔn, na biznɛs we pipul dɛn de aks fɔ ɔltɛm. Ɛspɛshali di prodakshɔn fɔ ilɛktrik motoka dɛn, we na di tumara bambay.
  I nɔ tu te, dɛn bigin fɔ mek batri dɛn we go ebul fɔ travul pas wan tawzin fayv ɔndrɛd kilomita ɛn chaj insay sɔm minit. Belarus bin de aktif wan fɔ win nyu makit dɛn.
  Di say we di kɔntri bin de, bin mek i pɔsibul fɔ bil motoka bank dɛn ɛn di rod dɛn we de naw. Oleg Rybachenko bin gɛda ɔl di wan dɛn we de chak, pipul dɛn we nɔ gɛt os, ɛn di wan dɛn we nɔ gɛt wok fɔ mek dɛn bil dɛn. Dɛn bin de bit di wan dɛn we bin de tray fɔ rɔnawe, ɛn dɛn nɔ bin gɛt sɔri-at ɛn na pɔblik.
  Di fred we sɔm pipul dɛn we nɔ biliv, bin de fred se if Lyuk nɔ de, ɔda lɔ nɔ go de, nɔ bin rayt. Difrɛn frɔm dat, di manejmɛnt dɔn bi ivin tranga ɛn i dɔn wok fayn we nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ kɔmpia am. Dɛn bin fɛn wok fɔ pipul dɛn we de chak: fɔ pul pit, fɔ bil rod ɛn difrɛn faktri dɛn.
  Dɔn bak, di nyu prɛsidɛnt, we tek advantej pan di tru tin we se di ɔyl prayz pas $100 fɔ wan barɛl, tek mɔni frɔm di Wɛst ɛn bil tɛn ɔda big nyuklia pawa plant dɛn wit aksɛleret paz ɛn bigin fɔ ɛkspɔt ilɛktrishɔn to Yurop, Rɔshia ɛn di Baltik stet dɛn.
  Di kɔntri dɔn bi lida fɔ mek maykrosɔrkwit, plen, di layt kayn motoka dɛn, ɛn spay pat fɔ dɛn. Layt ɛn smɔl motoka dɛn we dɛn mek wit kɔmprɛs wud ɛn pepa bin bi wan kɔl nyu aidia. Ɛn di plen dɛn bin tɔn aut bɛtɛ pas dat. Wan kɔmbaynshɔn fɔ chip, layt ɛn nyu tin.
  Pantap dat, Oleg Rybachenko insɛf bin kam wit ɔrijinal dizayn fɔ motoka, plen, fɔnicha ɛn akitɔkchral strɔkchɔ dɛn.
  Belarus dɔn divɛlɔp bak di prodakshɔn fɔ famasi: bikɔs di mɛrɛsin makit bak de sote go ɛn i de bɔku ɔltɛm, yu kin mek bɔku bɔku prɔfit ya. Pantap dat, nyu sik dɛn bin de apia lɛk mɔs afta dɛn dɔn shaw wit redioaktiv.
  I rili fayn bak fɔ bil wan analɔg fɔ Disneyland nia Minsk. We wi tink bɔt di say we Belarus de, ɔl dis bin bɛnifit wantɛm wantɛm. Ɛnjɔymɛnt sɛnta dɛn bin de kɔba di ripablik. As well as di kɔnstrɔkshɔn fɔ di Belarusian analɔg: Monte Carlo. Opin afta sɔm tɛm: in yon ɔyl ɛn kɔrɛnt ɛkshɛnj.
  Dɛn nɔ bin spɛn ɛni mɔni fɔ sɔpɔt di nashɔnal mɔni ɛkshɛnj rɛt. Di nyu prɛsidɛnt nɔ bin de luk fɔ mek pipul dɛn lɛk am we nɔ dia. Lɛk Stalin, i bin put ɔl di kɔntri in tin dɛn fɔ divɛlɔp, ɛn dis bin mek di pipul dɛn tay dɛn bɛlt fɔ sɔm tɛm. Bɔt afta dat, ɔltin bin pe fayn fayn wan.
  Oleg Rybachenko no bi so populist se im go get fek salary fo dala fo di iv of di ilekshon and den kollaps evritin.
  Di prɛvɛntiv wok na bin di mɔdanizashɔn fɔ di kɔntri ɛn di radikal rikostrɔkshɔn fɔ ɔl di prodakshɔn wit ful kɔnsɛntreshɔn.
  Dɛn bin de yuz jenɛtik injinɛri tranga wan fɔ du agrikalchɔral biznɛs. If dɛn nɔ want fɔ bay modifyed prɔdak na Rɔshia, den dɛn kin sɛn dɛn to Third World kɔntri dɛn. Apat frɔm dat, fɔ tru, kapitalis dɛn stil de sɛl tin dɛn we dɛn dɔn chenj dɛn jɛnɛtiks to Rɔshia: prɔfit de fɔs.
  We dɛn bin de mek difrɛn wayn dɛn, tɛkila, ɛn ɔda drink dɛn, dɛn bin de mek bɔku bɔku prɔfit ɔltɛm. Ɛn wit wan ɛkspɔt ɔriɛnteshɔn. Bikɔs di pipul dɛn we de drink rɔm bin de go dɔŋ insay Belarus, as pipul dɛn we de chak bin de wok na di say dɛn we dɛn de bil "kɔmyunizim", lɛk se na had wok ɛn rɔm nɔ de go dɔŋ dɛn trot, di men tin we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ mek prɔfit na we dɛn bin de sɛl rɔm pan lɔwa prayz to turis dɛn we kɔmɔt na di CIS ɛn Yurop.
  Dɛn bin ivin alaw fɔ sɛl sɔft drɔgs to turis dɛn. So dat di pipul dɛn na Belarus dɛnsɛf nɔ go gɛt pɔyzin, dɛn bin de sɛl strikt wan akɔdin to di pastɔ dɛn. Bikɔs dɛn bin de sɛl we dɛn nɔ gɛt paspɔt, dɛn bin gi dɛn fɔ wok tranga wan fɔ tɛn ia. Dɔn Rɔshia bin pe Belarus bɔku mɔni fɔ we dɛn kɔba dis shɔp.
  Brothels nɔ dɔn bɔku bikɔs di nɔmba fɔ pipul dɛn we rɛdi fɔ wok insay dɛn nɔ bɔku. Bɔt di wan dɛn we opin bin gɛt nem as di wan dɛn we dia pas ɔl ɛn we gɛt nem pas ɔl na di wɔl - ples dɛn we dɛn kin du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit ɔda pipul dɛn fɔ di ilit dɛn!
  Ɛn di nyu gɔvmɛnt put ɛni peni insay akshɔn. Ivin grani dɛn bin mɛn frɔm dɛn sofa: if yu want fɔ gɛt penshɔn, du sɔntin we yu go ebul fɔ du, we yu go yuz soshal layf!
  Oleg Rybachenko bin prɛd se: "Belarus kin jɔs bi fɔs, ɔltɛm i kin bi fɔs, ɛn i nɔ intres pan ɛni ɔda tin pas lidaship!"
  Ɛn di Belarus analɔg fɔ Holiwud, we de film ɔl tu di fantasi ɛn rial tin, dɔn bi di wan we dɔn go bifo pas ɔl na di wɔl, we dɔn alaw di kɔntri fɔ gɛt bɔku bɔku mɔni, tɛn bilyɔn dɔla. Ɛn dis na bin jɔs di biginin fɔ di tek ɔf.
  Spɔt ɔ fizik leba bin kam fɔ bi sɔntin we dɛn fɔ du ɛn dɛn bin mek wan spɛshal schedule.
  Pantap dat, dɛn bin de pe di wan dɛn we kin kam fɛn dɛn fɔ go na di chia dɛn we dɛn kin rɔk. Mama ɛn papa dɛn we dɛn pikin dɛn kin go na di sɛkshɔn dɛn ɔltɛm, bin gɛt mɔni fɔ dis. Big big prayz dɛn bin de bak fɔ di wan dɛn we tek pat pan di kɔmpitishɔn.
  Di Belarusian hare bin fɔdɔm fɔs, bɔt dis bin jɔs bɛnifit di ikɔmi, bɔt afta dat i bigin fɔ go ɔp bak. I nɔ tu te, Belarus pas ɔl di CIS kɔntri dɛn we i kam pan salari insay dala ɛn Yuro.
  Apat frɔm dat, Belarus, we dɔn ɔpdet ɛn bil ɔl in soja faktri dɛn bak ɛn bil bɔku nyu wan dɛn, dɔn bi wan pan di big big kɔntri dɛn na di wɔl we de mek ɛn ɛkspɔt wɛpɔn dɛn.
  Apat frɔm dat, dɛn bin mek wan analɔg fɔ Holiwud bak: di fim industri, i valyu ɔltɛm ɛn sɔntɛnde i kin gi wɔndaful ritɔn. No wɔnda Lenin bin se: di art we impɔtant pas ɔl fɔ wi na sinima!
  Di rifɔm dɛn bin afɛkt di edyukeshɔn fɔ yɔŋ pipul dɛn bak... Di nyu prɛsidɛnt fɔ Belarus bin anɔys se dɛn dɔn gɛt layf bak fɔ payɔnia: di Stalinist tayp. Dat min se, insay wan taf paramilitary vɛshɔn.
  Dɛn mama ɛn papa dɛn we nɔ bin want fɔ put dɛn pikin dɛn insay di edyukeshɔn sistɛm bin gɛt fɔ pe bɔku bɔku fayn.
  Fɔ mɛn pikin dɛn bin gɛt fɔ du wit bɔdi, soja, spɔt, trenin fɔ biev fayn, ɛn fɔ mɛn dɛn wok.
  Edyukeshɔn bay wok, nature, spɔt, wɔ gem, ɛn yuz di tin dɛn we sayɛns ɛn kɔmpyuta tɛknɔlɔji dɔn du tide.
  Di men gol: fɔ no aw pikin dɛn ebul fɔ du difrɛn tin dɛn ɛn dɛn kɔmprɛhnsiv divɛlɔpmɛnt. Dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi du tɛst na kindagarten, di efyushɔn na di stet ɛn di pedagojik mashin dɛn bin go ɔp.
  Di bɔn rit bin stimulate. Dɛn bin bigin fɔ pe taks pan mared pipul dɛn we nɔ mared, pan mared pipul dɛn we nɔ gɛt pikin, ɛn smɔl taks pan mared pipul dɛn we gɛt wan pikin nɔmɔ. Na da sem tɛm de, jɔs afta dɛn mared, dɛn gi dɛn wan mared gift wantɛm wantɛm: tɛn tawzin dɔla. If dɛn dayvɔs, dɛn kin gi di mɔni bak wit fayn. Dɛn bin de fos di wan dɛn we nɔ bin ebul fɔ pe fɔ wok na di kɔmyuniti. Fɔ bɔn, stat frɔm di sɛkɔn pikin, dɛn bin gi materniti kapital we na twɛnti fayv tawzin dɔla.
  Pantap dat, yu kin yuz di kapital tri ia afta dɛn bɔn di pikin. Ɛn i bin difrɛn.
  Dɛn bin gi wan uman we bɔn 4 pikin dɛn di brɔnz Ɔda fɔ di Vɛjin Meri. Dɛn bin gi wan uman we bɔn siks pikin dɛn di silva Ɔda fɔ di Vɛjin Meri. Dɛn bin gi wan uman we bɔn et pikin dɛn di Golden Ɔda fɔ di Vɛjin Meri. Dɛn bin de alaw dɛn kayn uman dɛn de fɔ skip di layn na stɔ dɛn, na tren steshɔn dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin de gi dɛn sidɔm ples na pɔblik transpɔt. Dɛn bin gi ɔda bɛnifit dɛn. Na mɔtalman, kes rent fɔ ɛni pikin.
  Dɛn dɔn chenj bak di we aw dɛn de mɛn pikin dɛn. Speshali, naw, dɛn bin de lan bɔt fizik ɛdyukeshɔn ɛvride. Na da sem tɛm de, ɔl di skul pikin dɛn bin de du wok we go ɛp pipul dɛn fɔ liv. Dis bin tich dɛn fɔ wok frɔm we dɛn smɔl ɛn i bin mek di pikin dɛn bɔdi fayn. Pikin dɛn bin de wok afta skul, swip di strit dɛn, ɛn tek pat pan kɔnstrɔkshɔn wok dɛn. Ɛspɛshali insay wikɛnd, ɛn dɛn nɔ bin gɛt tɛm fɔ du bad abit ɛn fɔ du bad bad tin dɛn.
  Insay skul dɛn, dɛn bin de ridyus di tɛm we di lɛsin dɛn kin tek to af awa, ɛn we dɛn kin blo, pikin dɛn kin rili rɔn rawnd fɔ di myuzik.
  Oleg Rybachenko na wan man we sabi rayt ɛn rayt poem. Dɛn bin film in novel dɛn ɛn dɛn bin bi masta sabi buk dɛn. Dɛn bin film dɛn ɛn rilis dɛn ɔlsay na di wɔl. Ɛn dɛn bin de gɛt bɔku bɔku bilyɔn dɔla. Oleg Rybachenko bin mek so fayn fayn fantasi dɛn dat i bi di pɔsin we pipul dɛn kin rid, we dɛn lɛk, ɛn we sabi rayt pas ɔlman ɛn we sabi rayt poem pas ɔlman na di wɔl! Ɛn blɔkbasta dɛn wit kɔmpyuta grafik dɛn jɔs rili fayn!
  Ɛn ilɛktronik ɛn nanoteknɔlɔji dɔn divɛlɔp to di ay ay levul. Di pipul dɛn na Belarus dɔn du bɔku tin pan dis. Ɛn mɔ tɛnki fɔ di briliant inovativ ɛn krietiv aydia dɛn we Oleg Rybachenko bin gɛt. Ɛn dɛn bin de mek pipul dɛn go bifo, fɔ mek mirekul dɛn we nɔbɔdi nɔ si yet!
  Bay 2016, di standad fɔ liv na Belarus bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi ikwal to Jamani, bifo am ɛn i bin kɔntinyu fɔ go ɔp. Travul na pɔblik transpɔt dɔn bi fri, pipul dɛn we nɔ gɛt bɔku mɔni ɛn big famili dɛn nɔ de pe inkɔm taks. Mɛdisin dɔn bi di bɛst wan na di wɔl. Bifo dat, dɛn bin tek bɔku mɔni frɔm di jɛntriman dɛn pas di wan dɛn we bin de na Rɔshia. Di kɔntri dɔn bi mɔ fayn ɛn soshal ɔriɛnted. Ɛn na di Olimpik ɛn spɔt kɔmpitishɔn dɛn, Belarus bin bi di kɔntri we de bifo.
  Insay Rɔshia, bikɔs di prayz fɔ ɔyl ɛn gas dɔn fɔdɔm, di ruble dɔn go dɔŋ bad bad wan, ɛn i dɔn sɛvin to et tɛm smɔl pas di mɔni we di pipul dɛn na Belarus de pe. So, di prɔpɔzal we dɛn nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt fɔ mek Belarus ɛn Rɔshia jɔyn togɛda fɔ bi wan stet nɔ bin mek di bigman dɛn gladi, bɔt i bin mek di bigman dɛn fred bad bad wan.
  Wetin fɔ du if, insay dis kes, di prɛsidɛnt na Belarus bi di prɛsidɛnt fɔ Rɔshia? Pantap dat, wan man we bin de kil pipul dɛn we gɛt aypa witch bin kidnap di Gret Vladimir Vladimirovich, we in pawa nɔ de shek. Ɛn afta dat, wan dikteta we gɛt sɛns kin gɛt pawa we kin bit dairekta ɛn minista dɛn we gilti na pɔblik ɛn hang dɛn na pɔblik skwea fɔ mek dɛn tek mɔni ɛn fɔ brayb.
  Wetin dis kin lid to... Ɛn di Rɔshian ilit bin de shem...
  Bɔt usay i go go... Di pipul dɛn na Rɔshia de fɔ wanwɔd wit Belarus wit dɛn tu an. Pipul dɛn want fɔ mek di USSR gɛt layf bak ɛn fɔ mek dɛn gɛt mɔ jɔstis.
  Di kɔmyunis dɛn ɛn ɔda pipul dɛn we de na di lɛft bin de sɔpɔt Oleg Rybachenko. Ɛn dɛn bin gɛt wan rifrendum usay naynti nayn pasɛnt pan di pipul dɛn na Rɔshia bin vot fɔ mek dɛn gɛt wanwɔd wit Belarus. Ɛn wan ɛmpaya bin kam.
  Ɛn afta dat, di Rɔshian prɛsidɛnt ilɛkshɔn. Di lɛft bin sɔpɔt Oleg Rybachenko. Lɛk di pipul dɛn na Rɔshia, ɛn di sikyɔriti fɔs dɛn, di ami, ɛn bɔku ɔda wan dɛn.
  Oleg Rybachenko win di fɔs raun ɛn bi di prɛsidɛnt fɔ Rɔshia, we na di rula fɔ wan siks pat pan di land. Ɛn nyu tɛm dɔn kam. Ɛn Rɔshia bigin fɔ tek mɔ mɔni frɔm di oligarch dɛn ɛn di ɛkspɔt fɔ kapital na ɔda kɔntri dɛn bin stɔp. Rifɔm dɛn bigin na di kɔntri, ɛn di Gret Pawa bin kam fɔ bi big wan.
  Afta dis, dɛn bin du wan opareshɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt we bin de agens di pipul dɛn na Yukren, ɛn di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin kam insay Kiev. Afta dat, dɛn bin gɛt wan rifrendum fɔ mek dɛn tek Yukren to Rɔshia. Ɛn Kiev bin bi di nyu kapital siti fɔ di ɛmpaya.
  Ɛn afta dat, di USSR bigin fɔ gɛt layf bak.
  Oleg Rybachenko, we bin de yuz Rɔshian spɛshal savis dɛn, bin mek di sojaman dɛn we bin de sɔpɔt Rɔshia kam na pawa na di CIS ripablik dɛn. Ɛn afta dat, dɛn bin gɛt rifrendum fɔ mek dɛn gɛt wanwɔd wit Rɔshia. Ɛn so i bin de go te dɛn kam bak na Rɔshia insay di bɔda dɛn na di USSR.
  Dɔn dɛn bin tek Polan ɛn Finland. Ɛn afta we Amɛrika bin fɔdɔm, Alaska bin bi wan provins na Rɔshia. Dis na aw wan big ɛmpaya bin kam, ɛn Rɔshia bin rich in maksimal saiz insay istri.
  Ɔlman bin fil fayn ɛn gladi.
  
  SƐKRƐTA JƐNƐRƐL SHELEPIN
  Shelepin in rayz to pawa afta Khrushchev. Wɛl, i izi fɔ du. Fɔ ɛgzampul, wan-tu-tri! Brezhnev risayn, so pawa nɔto fɔ am. Ɛn 4, et, fayv - ilɛkt Shelepin!
  Dɔn si wetin go apin!
  Ayɛn Shurik, lɛk aw pɔsin go ɛkspɛkt, bigin fɔ tay di skru dɛn. Dɛn bigin fɔ put parasayt dɛn na jel, kech pipul dɛn we nɔ de go skul ɛn di wan dɛn we de go na di shɔp dɛn di de we dɛn de wok. Dɔn dɛn bigin fɔ fɛt fɔ mek dɛn nɔ drink rɔm. Ɛn dɛn bin stɔp di rifɔm dɛn we Kosygin bin mek kwik kwik wan.
  Shelepin ivin ton out to bi tof pas hau plenti pipul biliv - afta ol, pawa fos am to sho im tru fes. I bin introduks di Stalinist rijim fɔ rispɔnsibiliti fɔ absenteeism, ɛn jɔs bigin fɔ adopt di kruk Stalinist kɔs.
  Mas ripreshɔn bigin, infɔma dɛn bigin fɔ wok. Shelepin bin gi bak di nem Stalingrad to Volgograd ɛn i bin rihabilit di lida fɔ di pipul dɛn kpatakpata. I bin mek bɔku amɛndmɛnt dɛn bak to di kɔnstityushɔn - we mek di USSR bi wan pawa, wit wan ɔtoritarian kayn gɔvmɛnt. Di Chairmɛn fɔ di USSR bin gɛt bɔku bɔku pawa ɛn i bin bi pɔsin we bɔku pipul dɛn kin pik. Na tru se, if yu nɔ gɛt ɔda we fɔ du am, i go gɛt ɔlmost wan ɔndrɛd pasɛnt.
  Na tru se sɔm fridɔm dɔn apin na art: dɛn bin alaw am fɔ sho uman dɛn we nekɛd, ɛn fɔ dɔn, dɛn bin no se mami ɛn dadi biznɛs bin de na di USSR. Stil, Shelepen na wan pan di yɔŋ lida dɛm ɛn i ɔndastand se ivin we dɛn de tayt di skru dɛm, i nid fɔ kip balans, fɔ du libaralayzeshɔn na sɔm ples dɛm.
  Insay fɔrin polisi, na rili aktif ɛn agresiv bihayvya de. Speshali, Ijipt, we nɔ tan lɛk rial istri, na in bin atak Izrɛl fɔs.
  Bɔt dis nɔ bin ɛp dɛn bɛtɛ. Bɔt stil, dɛn bin kɔnfyus, dɛn bin de agyu ɛn bigin fɔ lɔs. Pan ɔl we Izrɛl smɔl, i bin ebul fɔ kɔmɔt de. Pan ɔl we di wɔ bin tek lɔng tɛm pas dat ɛn di Ju pipul dɛn we bin day bin bɔku bɔku tɛm. Bɔt, pan ɔl dat, di wɔman dɛn we Yahweh bin de fɛt bin go insay Kairo ɛn Damaskɔs, bɔt Irak ɛn Saudi Arabia bin go insay di wɔ, dɔn Iran. Ɛn na di say dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn tek, dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt rial wɔ agens Izrɛl.
  Dɛn bin shed bɔku blɔd na di Midul Is. Blow bin de fala blow. Bɔt Izrɛl bin snɛp ɛn nɔ giv ɔp. Bɔt afta Nasser, wan lida we bin rili radikal ɛn we bin de sɔpɔt di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin kam na pawa.
  Insay Vietnam, di ɛp we di USSR bin de ɛp pipul dɛn bin ivin de du pas aw i bin de na rial istri. Bɔt di wɔ bin stil de te 1975. Ɛn na Latin Amɛrika, i bin rili wam. Che Ge Ware bin day, bɔt ɔda pipul dɛn kam. Kolombia, Vɛnizwela, Kɔsta Rika, Nikaragwa, Ɔnduras, ɛn ivin Brazil bin si dɛnsɛf pan sivil wɔ.
  Di fɛt dɛn bin de go bifo ɛn difrɛn difrɛn tin dɛn we dɛn bin ebul fɔ du, bɔt bɔku blɔd bin shed. I bin ebul fɔ gɛt fut na Nikaragwa, Kɔsta Rika ɛn Kɔlɔmbia. Leta smɔl na Chili. Pinochet bin tray fɔ du kɔp, bɔt di Soviet spɛshal fɔs dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi mek dɛn bays de... I nɔ bin ebul, dɛn ɛng di ribel.
  Jɛnɛral wan, Afrika bin tɔn to bɛtɛ pas di rial istri. Insay Rɔnald Rigan, di padi biznɛs wit Amɛrika bin pwɛl te i nɔ ebul fɔ du am. Bɔt di fɔdɔm we di ɔyl prayz fɔdɔm nɔ bin apin - di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin kam insay Iran ɛn sheb am wit Irak. Rilayshɔn wit Chaina bin stil de tɛnsi.
  Di strɔng gɔvmɛnt we di USSR bin de rul bin mek Chaena gladi fɔ am, bɔt Mao insɛf bin want fɔ bi di pɔsin we impɔtant pas ɔlman. Ɛn na insay di et ia nɔmɔ tin bigin fɔ bɛtɛ.
  Di wɔl bin de shek shek nia nyuklia wɔ fɔ lɔng tɛm te Regan kɔmɔt de.
  Na Afganistan, di Soviet ami win: Pakistan ɛn India dɔn dɔn, bɔt if dɛn nɔ gɛt sapɔt di dushman dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ du bɔku tin. Bɔt stil di gɔli wɔ bin kɔntinyu. Pan ɔl we i nɔ denja ɛn blɔd lɛk aw i kin bi. Dɛn bin mek wan gɔvmɛnt we bin de sɔpɔt di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn na Pakistan. Dɔn bak, isol sabotaj ɛn tɛroris atak dɛn, bɔt ɔltogɛda kɔntrol di lɛft fɔs dɛn. Ɛn prɔpaganda we nɔ biliv se Gɔd de wit di aidia dɛn bɔt kɔmyunizim. I bin kam fɔ bi se i bin rili wok ɛn jɔs lɛk aw i bin de na Sɛntral Eshia, i bin bia frut. I tan lɛk se bɔku lɔjik de pan pipul dɛn we nɔ biliv se Gɔd de ɛn we pipul dɛn lɛk fɔ gɛt prɔpati fɔ ɛnkɔrej pɔsin fɔ lɛf fɔ biliv fayn fayn stori dɛn. En den, ivin beta dan in rialiti afta Reagan...
  Tin bin de go fayn fayn wan na di USSR. Wan taf ɔtoritarian stayl fɔ lidaship ɛn ripreshɔn wit pawaful aparɛt fɔ fos pipul dɛn bin mek am pɔsibul fɔ wip di birokrasi, fɔ mek shɔ se di industri gro.
  Bɔt stil, di shɔt nɔ bin dɔn, ɛn tɛnsiɔn bin de wit di tin dɛn we pipul dɛn kin bay. Apat frɔm dat, if Shelepin, insay di fɔs ia dɛn we i bin de rul, sɔm kayn we bin rifɔm ɛn big big lip bin de pan di prodakshɔn fɔ kɔnsuma guds, agrikalchɔral biznɛs go ɔp, mɛkanikal injinɛri divɛlɔp, den... Afta i dɔn ol, di chiaman fɔ di USSR disayd fɔ se dɛn de du asceticism: dɛn se, kɔmyunizim nɔ min paradays na ɛvin ɛn fɔ mek ɔlman gɛt satisfay. Nɔ, dis na ɔndastandin we di Filipins ɛn anti-Soviet ɔndastandin bɔt kɔmyunizim.
  Kɔmyunizim na, fɔs, di ay levul fɔ kɔnshɛns, disiplin ɛn ɔda. Ɛn ɔl dɛn matirial valyu ya na sɛkɔndari, di aydia fɔ kɔnsɔm na fɔ di pipul dɛn ɛnimi dɛn!
  So dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi bigin fɔ mek pipul dɛn de kɔrɛkt pɔsin wit ken ɛn pɔnishmɛnt we dɛn kin pɔnish pɔsin wit bɔdi dɔn kam bak. Apat frɔm dat, di chiaman bin tɛl dɛn fɔ pul di edyukeshɔn smɔl smɔl na di famili ɛn mɛn di Strugatsky pikin dɛn na spɛshal say dɛn we dɛn kin mɛn pikin dɛn we nɔ gɛt mama ɛn papa lɛk aw dɛn tɔk bɔt am. Bɔt di sem tin na in Karl Mas bin rili kɔmɛnt.
  Shelepin bin liv fɔ lɔng tɛm te i ol naynti fayv ia. I bin ripɔtabl fɔ bɔku big big tin dɛn, lɛk fɔ flay wit mɔtalman kru fɔ go na Mas ɛn Vinɔs, ɛn fɔ bil wan tɔŋ na di Mun. Diskovri fɔ kɔntrol tɛmnyukliar riakshɔn, kɔmbat tayp dɛn fɔ lɛsa ɛn bɔku ɔda tin dɛn.
  Bɔt di tin we dɛn bin fɛn we rili siriɔs bifo i bi bɔdi, we Shelepin nɔ bin liv fɔ si, na we dɛn mek wev raytin we de pwɛl nyuklia chaj dɛn. Ɛn i bin gi chans fɔ rili pul nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn. Bɔt dis bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi apin ɔnda in pikin. Ɛn na da tɛm de di Tɔd Wɔl Wɔ bigin.
  Sɔmbɔdi bin gɛt fɔ stɔp pɔsin.
  Di Tɔd Wɔl Wɔ nɔ fayn fɔ jɔs wach, bɔt fɔ tek pat pan am. Ɛn na dis na di tin we intrestin pas ɔl bɔt aw pɔsin nɔ kin no wetin go apin, we intrig de. Ɛn di tin we go apin nɔ kin izi fɔ no atɔl.
  Pan ɔl we, fɔ tru, ɔnda Shelepin di USSR strɔng pan soja pas ɛni ɔda tɛm. Ɛn bɔku pipul dɛn de - dɛn dɔn rayz di bɔn rit bay dɛnsɛf ɛn fos. Sɔntin de fɔ ansa di ɛnimi!
  Bɔt na land, mɔ na tank dɛn, bɛnifit de. Bɔt tray, rich di USA, tru di Pasifik Oshɔn? Plɛs Chaina. Di ɛmpaya dɔn strɔng bak ɛn di rileshɔnship dɔn kol pasmak pan ɔl we di kɔntri dɛn gɛt bɔku bɔku tred tɔnɔva.
  Plus pipul dem de tu we no satisfai insaid di USSR. Ilɛk wetin pɔsin se, di rial we aw pipul dɛn de liv na di kɔntri we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin de liv, bɔku tɛm pas di wan dɛn we de na di Wɛst. Dɛn kin tek asceticism wit ay ɛstimɛnt - lɔjishɔn na tin we nɔ fayn, ɛn mit kin ambɔg! Soviet pipul dɛn nɔ nid motoka sɛf - pipul dɛn kin fat frɔm we dɛn de drayv! Wi nid fɔ waka mɔ. Fashɔn klos na filistinism, kɔsmɛtik na dudes! Fɔ travul go ɔda kɔntri na tin we dɛn nɔ fɔ du!
  Dis na aw yu de liv! Bɔt ɔlman want fɔ liv! Yes, wi na di fɔs wan dɛn na Mas, bɔt na stɔ, pan ɔl we i kray, ɔltin nɔ bɔku. Pantap dat, ɔnda Gɔbachev, ɛmti shelf dɛn bin kam fɔ tu rizin dɛn: fri mɔni we bin pasmak we bin de ɔlsay, ɛn pipul dɛn bin de fred, ɛn wan pan dɛn na bikɔs pipul dɛn bin de tɔk lawd lawd wan na di nyu midia dɛn we dɛn dɔn fri. Dɔn di pati, ɔnda prɛshɔn frɔm wan ol chiaman wit di pawa dɛn we wan ɔtokratik mɔnk gɛt, jɔs de prɛd - gladi at nɔ de insay mɔni ɛn matirial valyu!
  Wi ɔl fɔ liv ɔmbul, fɔ di gud we di ɛmpaya big. Ɛn yu nɔ nid fɔti fayv difrɛn kayn sosish na wan stoa - wan liva na inf, bɔt lɛ wi ami strɔng pas ɔlman ɛn lɛ di ship dɛn flay fast go na ɔda sta dɛn!
  Bɔt nɔto ɔlman gri wit dis - fɔ sakrifays dɛnsɛf fɔ di sake fɔ nyu rod dɛn fɔ go na di sɛntrɔm pan di galɛksi, ɔ fɔ bil atɔmik tank dɛn we di sayz lɛk fɛt ship dɛn!
  Nɔto ɔlman want mek dɛn kip dɛn pikin dɛn na barɔk ɛn fos dɛn fɔ waka barefut te di kol pasmak. In jɛnɛral, bɔku tin go tan lɛk to ɔdinari pɔsin frɔm di twɛnti fɔs sɛntiwɔd insay essentially di sem ia, bɔt fɔ wan fɔk we di demiurge-elf wayl mek.
  Wɛl, fɔ ɛgzampul, di we aw pipul dɛn nɔ gɛt Intanɛt ɔ tɛlivishɔn we gɛt kɔlɔ. Fɔ tɔk mɔ, na di dikteta in tɔk dɛn nɔmɔ dɛn sho wit kɔlɔ. Ɛn di ɔda wan dɛn na blak ɛn wayt. Tin dɛn dɔn rich di say we naw, na di wan dɛn we de oba dɛn ɛn dɔktɔ dɛn nɔmɔ go ebul fɔ du mared. Dɛn kin du risach pan kɔmpyuta ɛn ilɛktronik tin dɛn, dɛn kin pik di wan we go fayn fɔ yu, bɔt da wan de na nɔ-nɔ-nɔ fɔ lɔv!
  Jɔs Ouerl in dystopia... Dis na wetin Stalinism min insay in radikal vɛshɔn! Iron Shurik bin gi wan semblance of order, bot fos dem fo pe big prais.
  
  USSR WE NƆ GƐT ALLAYS-2
  Na dis na wan opshɔn. Di pipul dɛn we kɔmɔt na ɔda kɔntri nɔ gri se Amɛrika ɛn Briten nɔ go put an pan di wɔ bitwin Rɔshia ɛn di Tɔd Rayk. Di men prɔblɛm we de ya na dat, fɔs, i bin klia wan se Stalin bin de flɔt ɔnda di blo dɛn we Jamani bin de blo. Ɛn bikɔs i bin strɔng pas di Jamani dɛn, i bin lɔs wɔ afta wɔ. Ɛn afta dat, we i wik, i bigin fɔ win. Dis na rili sɔntin we nɔ gri wit wetin i de tɔk. Aw Rɔshia, we bin dɔn lɔs in rɛgyula ami, tek am ɛn tek bot.
  Ɛn usay di trɛnk fɔ di tɔnin pɔynt kɔmɔt?
  Wan ɔda pɔynt... Wetin mek di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn wit dɛn stim kwik kwik wan? Afta ɔl, di we aw dɛn bin de mek wɛpɔn dɛn na Jamani bin de bɔku ɔltɛm, ɛn di Jamani dɛn bin ebul fɔ at least stɔp di Rɛd dɛn?
  Jɛnɛral wan, Jamani nɔ bin rili laki insay di wɔ. Fɔ ɛgzampul, aw bɔku Jamani spay dɛn nɔ bin wok bikɔs dɛn bin gɛt wan pepa klip. Ɔ na aksidɛnt we di Jaman ɛn Jepan sayfa nɔ wok. Ɛn aw bɔku in totɛl.
  So di alien dɛn bin separet di fasist Third Reich frɔm di padi dɛn. ƐN
  Di Gret Wɔ fɔ lɛk di kɔntri bin bigin.
  Fɔs, ɔltin bin tan lɛk aw i bin de apin. Na di Jaman avieshɔn nɔmɔ bin de mɔna di Rɛd Ami. Rommel bin de na di sayd, ɛn Hitler bin tek wan we we nɔ impɔtant fɔ mek dɛn fɛt wɔ wan wan. Ɛn di tin bin de ripit insɛf lɛk se na rial tin. Na di Jamani pipul dɛn nɔmɔ dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ drɛb kɔmɔt na Rɔstɔv-ɔn-Dɔn, bikɔs bɔku ɔda Wehrmacht divishɔn dɛn bin de de.
  Bɔt pan ɔl dat, dɛn bin win di Jamani dɛn nia Mɔsko. Ɛn afta dat, i dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i tan lɛk insay rial stori. Dɔn dɛn kin atak dɛn bak. Klosap lɛk di rial tin.
  Te di Nazi dɛn stɔp na Stalingrad.
  Bɔt sɔm tin dɛn bin de we difrɛn. In patikyula, wit avieshɔn i bin bɛtɛ fɔ di Krauts: dɛn nɔ bin de distɛkt dɛn bay di wɛst frɔnt. Insay di Kɔkas, di Nazi dɛn bin tɔn to strɔng ɛn dɛn tek Grozny ɛn Ɔdzhonikidze, bɔt dɛn stil stɔp dɛn na di mawnten dɛn.
  Insay Stalingrad dɛn bin ebul fɔ du smɔl mɔ, dɛn bin ebul fɔ tek ɔlmost di wan ol siti. Bɔt Türkiye nɔ bin go insay di wɔ, bikɔs ɔf di tin dɛn we di Soviet intɛlijɛns bin de du.
  Ɛn na so di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin du di Stalingrad opareshɔn. Dɛn mek wan bɔyl. Ɛn insay di kol sizin dɛn bin ebul fɔ win Mainstein ɛn fos di siks ami fɔ giv ɔp.
  Sote naw, ɔltin dɔn difrɛn smɔl frɔm di men istri layn. Ɛn na Mainstein in kɔwnta atak nɔmɔ bin strɔng pas am, so di Jamani dɛn nɔ bin west dɛn trɛnk pan Afrika. Ɛn di Nazi dɛn nɔ bin jɔs ebul fɔ tek Kharkov ɛn Belgorod bak, bɔt dɛn bin ebul fɔ tek Kursk bak.
  Insay 1943, dɛn bin stɔp fɔ du di opareshɔn. Di Jamani dɛn, we bin dɔn deklare tɔtal wɔ, bin de gɛda trɛnk, di Rɔshian dɛnsɛf bin de wɛl frɔm big big lɔs. Di Jamani pipul dɛn, na tru, bikɔs dɛn bin de fil mɔ fri, dɛn bin lans ɔl tu di "Lion" ɛn "Mause" insay siriɔs.
  Bɔt di nyu tank dɛn bin tɔn to ivin wɔs pas di Panthers ɛn Tigers. Di ebi ebi "Lion" bin gɛt wan wɛpɔn we bin smɔl pan di rit fɔ faya pas di "Tiger" kanɔn, pan ɔl we i bin gɛt mɔ pawa. Bɔt wetin mek na dis? I stil at fɔ hit di T-34-76 frɔm lɔng distans. Di Layɔn, we bin we naynti tan, infakt nɔ bin gɛt wɛpɔn dɛn we nɔ bin de wok fayn pas di Tayga, we bin we fifti fayv tan. Di onli advantej we di Layɔn bin gɛt pas di Tayga na di tik tik klos we bin de na di sayd dɛn, stern ɛn fɔrɛst. Di Lev tati-fo nɔ bin ebul fɔ go insay frɔm ɛni angle.
  Bɔt dis bin ɔfset bay di tank in ebi wet, ay kɔst, po pefɔmɛns ɛn lɔw spid. Dat min se, di rizɔlt na bin wan motoka we dia pasmak, infakt, i bin gɛt wɛpɔn we bin wɔs, we gɛt fɔmal mɔ pawaful wɛpɔn, ɛn we bin de spid smɔl, we bin de brok bɔku tɛm. Na di invulnerability fɔ di sayd dɛn to Soviet 76-mm kanɔn dɛn nɔmɔ bin kɔmpɛns dis pat pan am.
  "Mouse" bin ivin wɔs pas dat. I ebi, i dia, wit bɔku bɔku klos dɛn na di sayd, stern ɛn fɔrɛst, wit wan gɔn we pawaful pasmak, ɛn wan gɔn we nɔ rili klia we gɛt ay-bɔm fragmɛnt we gɛt shɔt barɛl.
  I nɔ klia wetin mek dɛn mek "Maus".
  As tank we de brok brok, i rili slo, i ebi, ɛn i dia, di Tayga ɛn Panta bin fit mɔ fɔ difens. Yes, "Mause" nɔ gɛt wan dawt se i bin gɛt fayn fayn protɛkshɔn. Ivin di sayd dɛn na 185 milimita. Bɔt fɔ transpɔt dis kayn tank na pen.
  Nɔ lɛk di rial stori, di Jaman projɛkt tank dɛn: "Maus" ɛn "Layɔn", bin kam insay di siriɔs, bɔt di gem nɔ bin fit di kandul. We di Soviet ami bin dɔn bigin fɔ fɛt, dis bin kam fɔ no klia wan. Fɔ lɔng tɛm, Hitlɛr bin put di fɛt we dɛn bin de fɛt na di sawt pat fɔ go na di Kɔkas. Kursk Bulge nɔ bin de, bikɔs di Jamani dɛn bin tek di kɔs insay Mach. Di Rɛd Ami bin kɔt di Rzhev ledj, ɛn i nɔ bin izi fɔ go bifo pan Mɔsko. Di Jamani pipul dɛn nɔ bin no usay fɔ go atɔl. Di frɔnt layn dɔn sɔm kayn we lɛvɛl ɔf. No big big tin dɛn nɔ bin de we bin de kɔmɔt na do na wan say ɔ ɔda say.
  Ɛn fɔ tru, di fasist dɛn gɛt prɔblɛm. Wɛl, usay wi fɔ go? Hitler bin de inklin mɔ ɛn mɔ fɔ wan nyu ɔfens na di Kɔkas. Bɔt i bin de put di atak bifo tɛm ɔltɛm. Wet fɔ wan inof nɔmba fɔ "Tigers", "Panthers", "Lions", smɔl leta "Mouses", ɛn "Tigers"-2. Di las tank, bay di we, i tɔn to bɔku we dɛn we fiba di Layɔn. Ɛn ikwal, insay frɔntal klos, wit gɔn we de wok mɔ. Na di sayd ɛn riya armɔ nɔmɔ na ettin milimita tin, bɔt i nɔ go ebul fɔ pas bak bikɔs ɔf di slɔp, fɔ di T-34-76.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin ebul fɔ mek wan tank layt ɛn fast pas di Layɔn, ɛn i bin shɔt smɔl. Ɛn "Lion" bin fɛn insɛf wantɛm wantɛm na disavantej.
  Di menagerie na Jamani tɔn aut fɔ bi nobul: "Fɛdinand", "Layɔn", "Tayga", "Tayga"-2, "Panta", "Maus". Ɛn bak gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf - "Bumblebee", "Rhinoceros", "Hunter", "Jagdpanther", ɛn ɔda tin dɛn... Wan kɔmbasɔm menagerie. Ɛn di USSR na T-34-76 mɔ, bɔt na bɔku bɔku wan.
  Ɛn di fɛt bigin... Insay Sɛptɛmba, di Soviet tank dɛn bin go bifo.
  Dɔn wi bin stɔp smɔl na di difensiv. Bɔt insay di fɔl, we di ren bigin fɔ kam, rod dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ pas. Ɛn mɔ insay di kol sizin... "Maus" ɛn "Layɔn" ɛn "Fɛdinand" nɔto pipul dɛn we de de atɔl.
  Dɛn bin win di Jamani dɛn ɛn dɛn bin trowe dɛn bak na di Dnieper. Leta ɛn biyɔn di Dnieper. Di fɛt dɛn sho se i klia se di big pusi dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ du na di kol sizin. Ɛn pan ɔl we di prodakshɔn fɔ tank dɛn we di Tɔd Rayk bin de mek bin bɔku, ɛn i bin big pas di rial istri: "Layɔn" ɛn "Maus," dɛn nɔ bin jɔstify dɛnsɛf, ɛn dɛn bin tek di tin dɛn we dɛn gɛt.
  Tin dɛn bin bɛtɛ smɔl pan avieshɔn. Bɔt di Focke-Wulf nɔ bin liv lɛk wetin dɛn bin de op fɔ, jɔs lɛk di nyu ME-309. Di las motoka fast, i gɛt pawaful wɛpɔn dɛn, bɔt i kin wɔs fɔ mek i ebul fɔ muv. Bak, di Jaman spid, wɛpɔn, ɛn ay kɔst bin giv in to layt, manejmɛnt ɛn mas prodakshɔn.
  Pan ɔl we di ME-309 bin gɛt tri ɛya kanɔn ɛn 4 mashin gɔn dɛn. Ɛn di Focke-Wulf gɛt siks ɛya kanɔn dɛn. Di Jamani dɛn bin bɛtɛ smɔl wit di nɔmba fɔ di motoka dɛn: fɔtunate wan di Alay dɛn nɔ bin bɔm ɛn dɛn nɔ bin pul dɛn maynd pan di ist frɔnt.
  So di USSR nɔ dɔn tek di pawa yet na di skay, bɔt i dɔn kɔz fayn fayn damej.
  Bɔt insay 1944, wan jet ME-262 bin kam. Dɛn spid advantej kin jɔs big. Ɛn i nɔ go ebul fɔ rich. Pawaful wɛpɔn ɛn sɔlid klos we de mek shɔ se pɔsin ebul fɔ liv.
  Na tru se insay fɛt-fɛt di jet monsta dɛn nɔ bin de sho se dɛn tu fred, bɔt i nɔ bin izi bak fɔ shot dɛn dɔŋ. Bɔt bɔku tɛm dɛn kin brok dɛnsɛf.
  Insay di spring, bay midul Jun, di USSR bin ful-ɔp wit nyu T-34-95 ɛn IS-2 tank dɛn. Di Jaman dɛn bin jɔs gɛt "Panther" 2. Di nyu motoka bin gɛt 88-mm kaliba kanɔn, i bin gɛt bɛtɛ wɛpɔn smɔl, ɛn i bin kɔntinyu fɔ drayv fayn fayn wan.
  Fɔ di plen dɛn we dɛn de yuz prɔpala fɔ drayv, i fayn fɔ no di mɔ saksesful TA-152, we na wan evolushɔn fɔ di Focke-Wulf, ɛn di XE-277, we na wan mɔ rili, ay-spid dayv bɔm.
  Di frɔnt layn bay di sɔmma 1944 bin de lɛk di sem we aw dɛn bin de na di ɛnd ɔf Disɛmba 1943. Dɛn bin de bit di Jamani dɛn na di sɛnta ɛn Leningrad insay di kol sizin. Ɛn insay di spring dɛn bin win dɛn na Kraym.
  Bɔt di sɔmda bin stil gɛt in prɔblɛm dɛn. Di Nazi dɛn bin gɛt mɔ trɛnk bikɔs dɛn bin gɛt wan mashin gɔn we gɛt mɔ advans, ɛn dis na rili siriɔs prɔblɛm. No Belarusian balkɔn nɔ bin de bak - di Wehrmacht nɔ bin rɔnawe go na di sawt lɛk aw i bin de na rial istri. Ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat, di Jamani dɛn ad di nɔmba fɔ di tank dɛn. Ɔl tu di "Panther", di mɔ ɔ smɔl saksesful "Tiger"-2, ɛn di gud sɛlf-propɛl gɔn "Jagdpanther", ɛn di mɔdaniz T-4, ɛn di pawaful "Panther"-2, dɛn bin prodyuz insay bɔku bɔku wan. Di rili layt 25-tan sɛlf-prɔpul gɔn "Panzer"-4 wit "Panther" gɔn ɛn siriɔs frɔnt amɔ dɛn bin prodyuz bak insay big big kwantiti. 80mm frɔntal armor na angle we na 45 digri na siriɔs tin.
  Ɛn di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt inof fiul: ɔyl bin kɔmɔt na Libya, Nayjiria ɛn Kamɛrun. Ɛn dis rili siriɔs. Bɔku ɔda kɔntri dɛn de we difrɛn, ɛn di Vlasovite dɛn dɔn apia. Dat min se, pawa dɛn impɔtant pas rial istri. Dɛn bin stɔp di "Lion" ɛn "Mouse" we nɔ bin win, ɛn di "Panther" 2 bin bi di bɛst tank fɔ di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ. Pantap dat, insay mas prodakshɔn, ɛn wit gud drayvin pefɔmɛns.
  Guderian bin bi di edman fɔ di Jaman jenɛral staf, ɛn di kwaliti fɔ di tin dɛn we dɛn bin de disayd fɔ fɛt bin impɔtant fɔ notis.
  Stalin bin ɔda di men atak na di sawt. Stret frɔm di Kyiv brij ed. Bɔt na ya i nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ ful di Jamani dɛn, dɛn bin de wet fɔ am. If insay rial istri, di blo we dɛn bin blo Belarus bin apin wantɛm wantɛm insay di sɔmma, den insay di ɔda we, na Yukren, i bin pɔsibul fɔ tɔk bɔt am.
  Di Jaman sojaman dɛn, we bin dɔn gɛt di laytst MP-44 asɔlt rayf ɛn bɔku mashin gɔn dɛn, bin strɔng pasmak fɔ difend dɛn. Ɛn dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ ful Guderian. "Panzer"-4, "Jagdpanther", jɔs "Panther" ɛn "Panther"-2, tɔn aut fɔ bi ɔl tu big ɛn saksesful we fɔ fɛt tank dɛn. Ɛspɛshali insay di sɔmma, we di wɛda kin fayn ɛn dray. Ɛn di tayga famili nɔ bad so.
  Afta we dɛn bin dɔn win bɔku tɛm, di Jamani dɛn bin ebul fɔ kɔmɔt de sɔm kayn we insay di sɔmma.
  Ɛn bikɔs dɛn bin sabi fɔ fɛt fɔ dɛnsɛf, dɛn bin tɔn bak fɔ jɔs tati to fɔti kilomita, ɛn dis bin mek di Soviet sojaman dɛn nɔ go bifo.
  As i tan lɛk, di T-34-85 nɔ tu bɛtɛ pas di wan we bin de bifo am. Gɔn we gɛt pawa smɔl, we de faya sloslo, ɛn we gɛt smɔl smɔl shel dɛn. Ɛn di tawa dɔn big ɛn i izi fɔ go insay. Bɔt di klos stil nɔ dɔn gro inof. "Panthers" de brok tru. "Panther"-2 ɛn "Jagdpanther", ivin mɔ so. Bɔt di T-34-85"s armament nɔ go du fɔ di Jaman motoka dɛn. Ivin Panzer-4 nɔ inof fɔ go insay ed-ɔn. Ɛn di Jamani pipul dɛn strɔng pas am. Di IS-2 nɔ de ɔlsay, ɛn i gɛt bɔku prɔblɛm dɛn bak, lɛk se i nɔ gɛt tɔrɛt fɔrɛst protɛkshɔn ɛn i gɛt pɔynt, rikochet-sɛnsitiv projɛktayl.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin ebul fɔ ol ɔp insay di sɔmma. Bɔt Stalin bin trangayes fɔ push di ɔfens. Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin lɔs bɔku tin dɛn. Di tray we dɛn bin tray fɔ krɔs di Dnieper ɛn kech Kirovograd nɔ bin wok. Ɛn na ya di Jamani dɛn bin ol ɔp, dɛn bin de yuz nyu teknɔlɔji, di we aw di sojaman dɛn bin ebul fɔ muv ɛn pawaful fɔtifikeshɔn dɛn. Di sɔmda bin pas wit bad bad fɛt-fɛt. We Ɔgɔst dɔn, di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin tray fɔ atak na di sɛnt.
  Dɛn bin kɔnsɛntret bɔku bɔku artileri na di say we dɛn bin de brok. Bɔt... Di Jamani pipul dɛn lɛf di fɔs tu layn dɛn fɔ difens ɛn dɛn stɔp dɛnsɛf pan di tɔd wan, ɛn dɛn ol bak. Di taktik fɔ mek di tɔd layn, we di shɔɛl dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ rich, bi di wan we strɔng pas ɔl, bin pe fɔ am.
  Di ɔfens na di Baltik stet dɛn bak nɔ bin wok insay Sɛptɛmba. Di Fritz, pan ɔl we di wɛda bin de mɔ ɔ smɔl, i bin stil ebul fɔ ol. Bɔt di Rɛd Ami bin gɛt bɔku damej.
  Bɔt afta dat, dip ɔtom kam, ɛn frɔst bin kam. Agen, strɔng fɛt-fɛt ɛn sakrifays fɔ di Sɔviɛt ami na di sawt. We Mach dɔn, afta dɛn dɔn du bɔku opareshɔn dɛn we dɔn wok fayn, dɛn tek ɛn rich na di bɔda dɛn na Romɛnia. Na tru se wi bin lɔs bɔku tin bak.
  Ɛn dɛn bin stɔp fɔ stɔp insay 1945. Bay dis tɛm, di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi yus fɔ yuz jet avieshɔn, ɛn dis bin mek dɛn plen dɛn kwaliti ɛn wok fayn fayn wan. Ɛn di ɛya suprimi pas to di Luftwaffe. Hitler bin gɛt tank dɛn bak we na di E siriɔs.In patikyula, di E-25, wan gud motoka wit frɔntal amɔ we na 120 mm pan angle we na 45 digri, sayd amɔ we na 80 mm, gɔn we gɛt 88 mm ɛn wet we na tati tan , wit injin we gɛt 700 -Hɔs pawa.
  Yɛs, di E-25 dɔn bi di bɛst sɛf-propɛl gɔn ɛn tank distroya na di wɔl. I pas di Soviet SU-100, mɔ pan frɔntal klos, ɛn ɔda motoka dɛn.
  Di USSR bin jɔs gɛt di IS-3, we na bin wan beta protɛkshɔn torɛt frɔnt, bɔt wan mɔ kɔmpleks ɛn dia tank fɔ prodyuz.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt sakrifays bak wit di E-100. Dis motoka bin gɛt di wɛpɔn ɛn protɛkshɔn we di Maus bin gɛt, wit bɔku smɔl wet, ɛn i bin ebul fɔ drayv fayn.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin gɛt di bɛst tank dɛn ɛn di bɛst plen dɛn. Ɛn mashin gɔn... So insay di sɔmma, we di Sɔviɛt ami bin rɛdi fɔ atak na di sɛnta, dɛnsɛf bin atak frɔm Mɔldova ɛn Nɔtan Yukren. Ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ tay di fɔs pat.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin strɔng ɛn dɛn bin gɛt bɔku fɔrina ɛn miks divishɔn dɛn. Di USSR bin taya pan bɔku we dɛn. Smɔl smɔl, di fɔs pat bin stɔp, ɛn di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn bin fɔdɔm insay wan kɔl, bɔt bɔku pan dɛn bin stil rɔnawe. Di Jamani dɛn bin de yuz atak taktik na nɛt, dɛn bin de yuz infrarɛd divays dɛn ɛn optik sayt dɛn.
  Fɔ di fɔs tɛm insay lɔng tɛm, di Rɛd Ami bin lɔs bɔku pat pan dɛn eria ɛn dɛn bin tɔn bak. Na so di wɔ bin apin.
  Ɛn dis na di fɔti fayv ia!
  Bɔt di Jamani dɛnsɛf nɔ bin ebul fɔ bil pan dɛn sakrifays, ɛn dɛn bin bog dɔŋ we dɛn bin de tray fɔ brok tru to Zhitomir. Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin ol di frɔnt na ɔda say dɛn. Ɛn insay di fɔl ɛn winta, dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt na di sɛnt, we mek dɛn win di Jamani dɛn na Belarus ɛn di Rɛd Ami bin kam na di Vistula.
  Bay dis tɛm, bay di spring insay 1946, di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn taya kpatakpata. Ivin di nyu E-50 tank, we supia insay in
  + kwaliti dɛm fɔ "Panther"-2 nɔ bin ebul fɔ ɛp di Krauts.
  Insay di sɔmma, di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin kɔt bɔku pan di Baltik stet dɛn ɛn fri dɛn. Ɛn dɛn bin dɔn ebul fɔ rich na di ist pat na Prɔshia. Bɔt dɛn bin stɔp de. Ɛn bak te to let ɔtom.
  We di wɛda bin kol, di blo bin fala di say we Romɛnia bin de. Ɛn fɔ dɔn, di Nazi dɛn bin fɔdɔm na di Bolkans insay di kol sizin. Dis bin mek, bay di biginin fɔ Epril 1947, di fɔs layn bin de na di lɛvul fɔ di ɛnd fɔ 1944 insay di rial istri fɔ Rɔshia.
  Di wam sizin bin de kam nia. Di Jamani dɛn bin de kɔnt pan di E-50, E-75, di mɔ advans E-100, ɛn di Royal Lion. Also divεlכpmεnt dεm na jet aviεshכn. Bɔt dis nɔ bin ɛp dɛn. Di USSR bin gɛt di T-54 ɛn di IS-7, we na wan tank we ebul fɔ fɛt di Jaman mastodon dɛn.
  Hitler bin de panik... Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin rili want fɔ abop pan dɛn disko dɛn we nɔ go ebul fɔ ambɔg dɛn. Bɔt dis dia dia motoka nɔ bin rili ebul fɔ fɛt.
  We May dɔn, bikɔs dɛn dɔn gɛda trɛnk, di Rɛd Ami bin lans wan pawaful blo na di sɛnta.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin jɔs de tink se dɛn go atak dɛn ɛn dɛn bin de pripia wan strɔng layn fɔ difens, ɛn dɛn bin de briŋ di rizɔv dɛn. Bɔt di Fuhrer we bin gɛt di posɛs bin put bɔku bɔku tank dɛn na di Third Reich tumɔs nia di frɔnt layn. Ɛn dɛn bin kam ɔnda atak frɔm di Soviet artileri dɛn.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt wan bad bad defishɔn bikɔs ɔf dat. Ɛn di Soviet tank dɛn bin ebul fɔ rich na di Ɔda. Dis na di tin we bin apin. We di Rɔshian dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi kam nia Bɛlin.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin tray fɔ tinap tranga wan fɔ sɔm tɛm. Dɛn bin bigin fɔ atak dɛn, dɛn rɔsh kɔmɔt na Silesia, ɛn tray fɔ ram di Soviet difɛns na Ɔŋgaria.
  Dɛn bin ivin ebul fɔ push di Soviet sojaman dɛn bak. Bɔt ɔltin bin tɔn to yuslɛs. Di Rɛd Ami, afta dɛn bin fɛt bad bad wan, dɛn bin rich na di ɔda say we de dɔŋ na Ɔda bay di ɛnd ɔf Julay. Tin bin wɔs smɔl na Ɔŋgaria. Di fɛt dɛn bin mek wi mɛmba 1945 insay rial istri, bɔt di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt bɔku mɔ fiul ɛn amunishɔn. Ivin afta we dɛn lɔs Romania, dɛn yuz di ɔyl na Libya, ɛn Nayjiria ɛn Kamɛrun. Ɛn dɛn atak bɔku mɔ ɛnaji... Di fɔs tank dɛn we tan lɛk pyramidal bin apia, we dɛn difrɛn bay fayn fayn protɛkshɔn...
  Di Nazi dɛn bin brok go na Budapest, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ tek di siti sɛf. Di Soviet ami bin ol in grɔn ɛn bigin fɔ atak dɛn na di say dɛn we dɛn de. I bin de muf frɔm di sawt ɛn frɔm di nɔt, insay di rawnd. Dɛn bin fɛt bad bad wan.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin fɛt tranga wan, bɔt we Ɔgɔst bigin, dɛn bin si dɛnsɛf insay wan kɔl. Di traŋa we Hitler nɔ bin want fɔ pul in sojaman dɛn, bin rili ɛp am. We Ɔgɔst dɔn, di Rɛd Ami bin fri Vienna. Pal ɛn Koenigsberg. Dɛn bin kech di Soviet sojaman dɛn ɛn Bratislava.
  Insay Sɛptɛmba ɔltin bin rɛdi fɔ di atak we dɛn bin atak Bɛlin. Bɔt Stalin bin de shem. Di Rɛd Ami bin fɛt bɛtɛ insay di winta ɛn let ɔtom ɔf-road. So storm di siti ɔ wet.
  Dɛn bin spɛn Sɛptɛmba fɔ fɛt wɔ dɛn na di ist pat na Yugoslavia ɛn di Grik Ayland dɛn. Stalin bin dɔn ɔf di Kraut dɛn na di Bolkans. Ɛn fɔ dɔn, na Ɔktoba fayvtin, di Bɛlin ɔpreshɔn bigin.
  Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin de yuz sɔchlayt dɛn ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ mek di ɛnimi dɛn difens nɔ ɔganayz. Na di kɔst fɔ bɔku lɔs, di Rɛd Ami bin win di Seelow Heights. Ɛn Bɛlin bin si se dɛn dɔn rawnd am. Hitler bin rɔnawe go na Bɔn, ɛn di siti bin lɛf fɔ mek Vɔn Bɔk fɛt fɔ am. Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn bin kam atak di siti, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ tek am bay Novɛmba 7. Na Novɛmba 12 nɔmɔ Bɛlin bin fɔdɔm... Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin lɔs bɔku bɔku tin dɛn ɛn dɛn bin stɔp. Bɔt dɛn bigin fɔ fɛt na di sawt, di Rɛd Ami bin go insay di nɔt pat na Itali, ɛn dɛn tek di Venetian rijɔn.
  Disɛmba kam... Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bigin fɔ fɛt Prag, ɛn leta dɛn fri Chɛkoslovakia.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi dɔn wit dɛn stim. Na tank dɛn nɔmɔ we tan lɛk pyramidal bin lɛf dɛn las trɔmp kad. Apat frɔm we dɛn bin de protɛkt dɛn fayn fayn wan frɔm ɔl di angul dɛn, dɛn bin de mek dɛn ebul fɔ drayv fayn bak.
  Na dɛn mek di Nazi dɛn ebul fɔ pul di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn we bin de tray fɔ krɔs di Ɛlb insay di ɛnd ɔf Janwari ɛn di biginin fɔ Fɛbwari. Bɔt di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin go fɛt na di say we dɛn de go na Munich, ɛn dɛn bin go insay di sawt pat na Jamani. Fɛbwari ɛn Mach ɔl tu bin pas insay fɛt-fɛt we bin rili tranga. Munich, Bayern, ɛn sɔm ɔda land dɛn bin kam ɔnda di USSR in kɔntrol. Epril bin tɔn to pɔsin we gɛt kol at smɔl. Bɔt insay di midul pat na di mɔnt di Rɛd Ami bin muf go na Rom. Di fɛt bin tek pas tu mɔnt, ɛn di kapital siti na Itali bin fɔdɔm.
  Insay Me, dɛn bin bigin fɔ atak di impɔtant industrial eria na Jamani we de na di Ruhr. Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin de agens am bad bad wan. Di tank we dɛn kɔl pyramid bin sho se i bɛtɛ pas ɔlman na di say usay dɛn de fɛt. Dis motoka na rili di bɛst, ɛn ivin di T-54 bin giv-ɔp to dɛn, ɛn di IS-7 nɔ bin sho se i bɛtɛ pas am. Bɔt nɔto di plen nɔmɔ kin win wɔ. Ɛn fɔ dɔn, bay di ɛnd ɔf Julay ɛn di biginin ɔf Ɔgɔst 1948, di Ruhr bin kam ɔnda di kɔntrol fɔ di Rɛd Ami. Insay Sɛptɛmba, Ambeg bin fɔdɔm ɛn di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn sojaman dɛn bin land na Sisili. Di wan dɛn we lɛf pan di fasist sojaman dɛn bin tɔn bak pas di Rayn. Bɔt wan fɛt-fɛt bin bigin fɔ fɛt di fasist dɛn na Frans, Bɛljiɔm, ɛn Ɔland. Ɛn di ɔda kɔntri dɛn we bin de na di kɔntri bin tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt. Insay Ɔktoba ɛn Novɛmba, dɛn bin dɔnawe wit di Nazi dɛn we nɔ impɔtant. Te to Disɛmba 12, di sɔri-at we lɛf pan Hitlɛr in sojaman dɛn bin giv-ɔp. Hitler insɛf bin tray fɔ rɔnawe, bɔt dɛn bin fɛn di sabmarin we di fɔma dikteta bin ayd pan Disɛmba 17, 1948 insay di wef dɛn na di Atlantik Oshɔn ɛn i bin sink. Dis na bin di las pɔynt insay di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ.
  
  
  USSR WƆ WE NƆ GƐT ALLAYS
  Bɔku pipul dɛn kin agyu bɔt if di Rɔshian dɛn fɔ dɔn win Wɔl Wɔ Tu fɔ dɛnsɛf, if di Wɛst nɔ bin ɛp dɛn? So di Gɔd dɛn disayd fɔ tɛst dis na prɔsis. Ɛn insay wan yunivas we fiba, dɛn bin put wan barɛri bitwin di ami, di kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de rul, ɛn di Tɔd Rayk wit di USSR. Ɛn dis bin apin fɔ di klin we di ɛkspiriɛns bin klin bak insay Jun 1941.
  So dat di wan dɛn we bin de sɔpɔt di gɔvmɛnt nɔ bin ebul fɔ ɛp di USSR ɔ di Tɔd Rayk. Ɛn fɔ mek di ɛkspiriɛns klin, dɛn bin ayd Jepan biɛn wan barɛri. Laik, mek evritin klin absoliutli, laik se na laboratori.
  Insay di fɔs dez, natin nɔ bin apin we difrɛn frɔm di rial stori. Di Fritz bin de go bifo, lɛk insay rial istri, lɛk 30-40 kilomita ɛvride, bɔt smɔl smɔl i bin de slo. Na tru se, di nɔ bɔm di British ɛn di ɛnimi dɛn fɔ Rommel in kɔp bin mek am pɔsibul fɔ fri sɔm pan di fɔs dɛn - mɔ di avieshɔn. Bɔt di Jamani dɛn nɔ dɔn du dis yet, tin dɛn na di frɔnt dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de go fayn fayn wan. Bɔt we Julay dɔn, di fɛt we dɛn bin fɛt na Smɔlensk bin mek di Fritz dɛn nɔ go bifo kwik kwik wan. Hitler bin disayd fɔ kɔl bak Rommel ɛn in divishɔn dɛn frɔm Libya, ɛn i disayd se di sojaman dɛn we bin de na Itali bin rili du fɔ am. Di fasist lidaship, fɔ mek dɛn nɔ west tɛm, bigin fɔ transfa ami ɛn mɔ di avieshɔn frɔm Frans ɛn di Bolkans. Hitler bin stil op se i go ebul fɔ brok di Soviet sojaman dɛn we bin de na di sɛnt ɛn mek am bifo di kol sizin.
  Bifo dɛn tɔn di sawt, di Fritz dɛn bigin fɔ fɛt bak na di sɛnt, ɛn dɛn bin tray fɔ kɔba di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn we bin de atak Smɔlensk frɔm di flanks. Ɛn Rommel in kɔp bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi go fɛt Ɔgɔst 13, dɛn krɔs di Dnieper ɛn tray fɔ go biɛn di Soviet grup we bin de difend Kyiv.
  Stalin bin de lɔs sɔntin. Klosap ɔl di Yurop ɛn Frɛnch prɔpati dɛn na Afrika bin si dɛnsɛf agens am wantɛm wantɛm, ɛn nɔto wan padi.
  Apat frɔm we yu de ɛkspɛkt denja frɔm Jepan naw. Ɛn di Suprim Kɔmanda-in-Chif gi di ɔda: fɔ pul ɔl di divɛlɔpmɛnt dɛn na di Fa Is.
  Di Jaman sojaman dɛn, we bin dɔn brok tru klos to Mɔsko sɛf, di Sayberian kɔp dɛn bin stɔp dɛn. Bɔt na di sawt, bikɔs ɔf di chenj we dɛn chenj di kɔmand ɛn di tin dɛn we Rɔmɛl bin du, di Fritz dɛn bin ebul fɔ kɔt di Soviet sawt grup.
  Di kɔs fɔ di fɛt-fɛt na Yukren bin afɛkt bak bad bad wan bikɔs Stalin bin fred fɔ pul ɔl di rizɔv dɛn to Mɔsko, ɛn dat bin mek i sho in yon biɛn.
  Fɔ tɔk mɔ, nɔto fɔ insɛf, bɔt fɔ di grup we de na di sawt. I bin tɔn to bad tin we bin apin. Bɔt insay rial istri, di difens fɔ Kyiv bin tɔn to wan dɛf. Na ya nɔmɔ wan nyuans bin de, di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de nia Mɔsko, ɛn di fasist dɛn bin strɔng pan di ɛkspɛns fɔ Yurop, fast pas Stalin pan di ɛkspɛns fɔ di Fa Is. Ɛn di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt fɔ travul smɔl, ɛn di rod dɛn na Yurop bɛtɛ. Bɔt tray fɔ transfa ɔltin kwik kwik wan wan bay wan to di Trans-Saiberian Relwe.
  Dis bin mek di Jamani pipul dɛn bin ebul fɔ brok go na Kharkov ɛn Voroshilovgrad ivin bifo tɛm pas aw i bin de insay rial istri, ɛn dɛn bin tek bɔku bɔku industri ɛn faktri dɛn.
  Dɛn bin blok Leningrad bak, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin tek am. Ɛn di Jamani dɛn bin go insay Kraym. Ɛn di Fritz dɛn bin ebul fɔ kech Voronezh na di sawt, ɛn dɛn bin muf along di Don to Stalingrad.
  Dɛn bin stil de difend Mɔsko ɛn dɛn bin ivin go kɔntra-ɔfensiv insay di winta. Bɔt na di sawt pat, Rɔmɛl bin ebul fɔ brok tru go na Stalingrad. Di landin na Kerch nɔ bin go fayn bak. I nɔ bin izi fɔ mek di Soviet sojaman dɛn jɔs ebul fɔ push di ɛnimi dɛn fɔ go fa frɔm Stalingrad. Ɛn dat na bin jɔs bikɔs di klaymat nɔ bin de na di sayd we di Wehrmacht de ɛn dɛn bin de fred fɔ fɛt na di kol ɛn sno we bin de drɛf.
  Wetin mek Rommel bin gɛt fɔ tɔn bak pas di Dɔn. Ɛn dis na bin slap we bin de mek di Fuhrer nɔ yɛri.
  Bɔt insay di spring insay 1942, di balans we di pawa dɛn bin gɛt bin chenj. Bikɔs di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn put bɔku prɛshɔn pan dɛn padi dɛn, dɛn bin mek dɛn sojaman dɛn bɔku, ɛn dɛn bin mek di Khivi dɛn spɛn bɔku mɔni, ɛn dɛn bin mek di sataylayt dɛn bɔku. Itali ɛn Frans bin ad mɔ pan di kwantiti. Blak divishɔn dɛn bin apia bak na di ist frɔnt. Laki se di British ɛn Amɛrikan frɔnt frɔm Afrika nɔ bin ambɔg di transfa fɔ di sojaman dɛn ɛn di tin dɛn we dɛn gɛt.
  Ɛn we de Gaulle, we in padi dɛn nɔ bin de sɔpɔt am igen, in yon kɔmpin dɛn bin betray am.
  So, dɛn bin gɛda mɔ impɔtant sojaman dɛn fɔ fɛt di USSR pas aw dɛn bin de du am. Di Kraut dɛn bin ad mɔ pan dis na plen dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ gɛt dɛn advantej na di ays. Ɛn di sojaman dɛn we bin de na grɔn bin pas sɛvin milyɔn agens 5.6 milyɔn Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn.
  Ɛn di Nazi dɛn bigin fɔ fɛt na di sawt. Rommel bin ebul fɔ tek Stalingrad Jun 27. Di Fritz dɛn bin ebul fɔ tɔn bɔku bɔku tank dɛn na di siti wan tɛm. Di we aw ɛnimi plen dɛn bin de rul na di ays bin gɛt ɛfɛkt bak, ɛn dis bin mek i nɔ izi fɔ transfa di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn rɛinfɔsmɛnt dɛn krɔs di big big Vɔlga Riva.
  Alas, di heroic Stalingrad nɔ bin apin na AI. Ɛn Rɔmɛl bin muf along di rod we dɛn bin dɔn plan fɔ go dɔŋ di Vɔlga ɛn go na di Kaspian Si.
  Di tray fɔ brok di Jamani dɛn wit kɔwnta atak dɛn na di sɛnta nɔ bin wok. Pantap dat, dɛn nɔ bin fɔm di Rzhev salient. So di Kraut dɛn bin gɛt mɔ ivin frɔnt di tɛm we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin de fɛt, ɛn dɛn bin de tɔn bak bak mɔ ivin. Bɔt Rzhev, i sɔri fɔ no se, i bin kɔntinyu fɔ de wit di fasist dɛn.
  I nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ go insay di Fritz, ɛn i bin rili at fɔ ol di Kɔkas afta we Stalingrad dɔn fɔdɔm. Bikɔs dɛn kɔt di sapɔt at na di Vɔlga. Ɛn we Julay dɔn, di Jamani pipul dɛn rich na di Kaspian Si, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nɔ gɛt op igen. Naw, na wata nɔmɔ dɛn bin ebul fɔ gi am.
  We wi tink bɔt se di Nazi dɛn bin gɛt ay ay pozishɔn, di tin we apin bin bi sɔntin we bin de bitwin dɛn, we bin rili at ɛn we nɔ bin gɛt op.
  Ɔgɔst ɛn Sɛptɛmba bin pas wit bad bad fɛt, te di ɛnimi dɛn we bin de nia di Kaspian kɔst rich na Baku. Ɛn na de dɛn bin stil de agens Rɔmɛl te Ɔktoba dɔn. Di tin bin wɔs bikɔs Turkey bin kam insay di wɔ.
  Di gɔd dɛn we bin de tray fɔ du sɔntin bin tek kia ɔf Jepan, bɔt nɔto di Ɔtoman dɛn. Bɔt di Nazi dɛn stil nɔ bin gɛt maynd fɔ atak Mɔsko insay di kol sizin ɛn dɛn bin stɔp fɔ di kol sizin.
  Di Rɛd Ami bin tray fɔ fɛt bɔku tɛm. Bɔt di ɛnimi bin bɛtɛ pan pipul dɛn, pan di nɔmba fɔ di wan dɛn we gɛt ɛkspiriɛns ɛn pan di plen dɛn. Na mɔ tank ɛn artileri nɔmɔ dɛn bin dɔn mek na di USSR te naw. Bɔt bɔku pan di tank dɛn bin layt, ɛn di kwaliti fɔ di tin dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ fɛt nɔ bin rili fayn. I tan lɛk se dɛn de mek bɔku plen dɛn bak, bɔt bikɔs di duralumin nɔ bɔku, dɛn ebi ɛn dɛn nɔ kin ebul fɔ muv pas di standad wan dɛn. Di Yak-9 bin tɔn bak fɔ bi ɔlmost ɔl di tin dɛn we dɛn mek wit wud. Ɛn dis, fɔ tru, na bin mayns.
  Hitler bin de kaunt pan in fambul nyu tank dɛm - "Panthers" ɛn "Tigers".
  Dɛn bin de mek dɛn bɔku bɔku wan ɔltɛm. Di tɔd pɔsin we de ripresent di menajɛri bin apia: "Layɔn." Insay rial istri, dɛn bin mek dis kayn mashin insay 1942, bɔt bikɔs dɛn nɔ bin gɛt bɔku tin dɛn fɔ du ɛn i bin ebi, dɛn nɔ bin gri fɔ tek di monsta we ebi pas ɔl.
  Bɔt afta dat, dɛn bigin fɔ mek di "Layɔn" we we 90 tan. Di bɛnifit dɛn we i bin gɛt-pawaful wɛpɔn ɛn 105-mm kanɔn-bin sɔm pat pan di kɔmpɛns fɔ di bad we aw i bin de wok. Serial 76-mm Soviet gɔn dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ go insay di Layɔn frɔm ɔl di angul dɛn.
  So i nɔ bin bi bad brek-bruk tank if di difɛns layn bin rili pawaful ɛn gɛt dip ɛshilɔn dɛn.
  Ɛn di Soviet kɔmand bin rili strɔng ɔnda di Soviet kapital siti. Ɛn tray fɔ brok tru ya.
  Di nɔmba 4 ripɔtmɛnt fɔ di menagerie: "Mause", bin sɔm kayn we delay fɔ in lanch insay siriɔs.
  Dɛn bin mek di Rɛd Ami in saiz to siks milyɔn, pan ɔl we bɔku pan di sojaman dɛn na bin nyu sojaman dɛn.
  I pas nayn milyɔn pipul dɛn we bin de agens dɛn, bɔt di nɔmba we dɛn bin gɛt pas ɔl di ɔda wan dɛn, sɔm pan dɛn bin kɔmpɛns am bikɔs di ɛnimi ami bin tu difrɛn.
  Insay avieshɔn, di ɛnimi strɔng pasmak pan nɔmba ɛn kwaliti. Di nyu ME-309 ɛn Yu-288 dɔn apia. Fɔ ansa dis, Soviet motoka dɛn nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ kwaliti, bikɔs dɛn nɔ gɛt pipul dɛn we sabi wok ɛn dɛn nɔ gɛt bɔku tin dɛn fɔ yuz. Di tank dɛn stil na ol T-34 dɛn, ɛn bɔku pan di layt wan dɛn, ɛn bak na KV dɛn.
  Insay di sɔmma, di Wehrmacht bin bigin fɔ fɛt: dɛn bin atak Mɔsko ɛn dɛn bin atak di Vɔlga ɔp di say we dɛn kɔl Saratov. Afta we dɛn bin dɔn fɛt bad bad wan, dɛn bin de rawnd Mɔsko we di ɔtom ia dɔn. Dɛn bin kech Saratov, Kuibyshev, Penza, Ulyanovsk bak. Stalin bin rɔnawe go na Svɛdlɔvsk. Di tin bin kam fɔ bi bad bad tin.
  Dɛn bin gi di kapital ɔda lɔ: nɔ fɔ sɔrɛnda ɔnda ɛni sikɔstɛms. Di Jamani dɛn bin bigin fɔ atak pipul dɛn, bɔt dɛn bin rol bak ɔ dɛn bin de go insay di fɛt-fɛt we dɛn bin de fɛt na strit. Insay di kol sizin, di we aw di Wehrmacht bin de fɛt bin stɔp. Na tru se di Jamani dɛn nɔ bin jɔs lɔk di Soviet kapital siti, bɔt dɛn bin lɔk Leningrad bak insay wan dabul ring.
  Insay Me, di Nazi dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt bak, bɔt dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt di siti dɛn we nem Gɔki ɛn Kazan. Soviet tank bildin, pan ɔl di prɔblɛm dɛn, i bin ebul fɔ lanch insay siriɔs: T-34-85 ɛn IS-2, pan ɔl we na smɔl kwantiti.
  Gɔki bin fɔdɔm insay Julay nɔmɔ, ɛn Kazan bin kɔntinyu fɔ de te Ɔgɔst dɔn.
  Wan bad bad angri bin de na Lɛningrad, ɛn di Fritz dɛn nɔ bin ivin tray fɔ atak am. Ɛn smɔl smɔl, dɛn bin de kɔntrol Mɔsko. Ɛn afta dat, insay Sɛptɛmba 30, afta we dɛn bin atak di pipul dɛn we gɛt blɔd bad bad wan, di Krɛmlin bin fɔdɔm.
  Di fɔs klas fɔt bin pwɛl bad bad wan. Ɛn dis bin bi nyu tin fɔ di pipul dɛn na di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn. Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin muf go na di Yural, bɔt na de dɛn bin stɔp na di sno we bin de rɔn. I at fɔ fɛt wit di USSR. Stalin bin de sɔpɔt fɔ tinap te di ɛnd. Bɔt i bin rili dia fɔ di kɔntri sɛf ɛn mɔ di Jamani pipul dɛn.
  Na di sawt, di Nazi dɛn bin go bifo pas na Sɛntral Eshia.
  Insay 1945, di USSR bin gɛt di SU-100 ɛn IS-3, bɔt na smɔl smɔl wan dɛn nɔmɔ. I sɔri fɔ no se we Jun dɔn, di Nazi dɛn bin dɔn win Sɛntral Eshia. Ɛn insay Julay, Svɛdlɔvsk sɛf bin fɔdɔm. Insay Ɔgɔst, di Jamani dɛn bin kech Kurgan ɛn Tyumen. Ɛn na Sɛptɛmba 3, Tobolsk de bak. Na di ɛnd fɔ Sɛptɛmba Khanty-Maisiysk. Ɛn insay di midul pat pan Ɔktoba ɛn Ɔmsk.
  Bɔt Novosibirsk nɔ dɔn put insɛf ɔnda di Nazi dɛn yet. Frɔst we bin rili bad bin mek di Kraut famili stik na di siti dɛn.
  So te to Me 1946, di Nazi dɛn nɔ bin de du soja wok tranga wan.
  Afta dat wi bin go na Novosibirsk. Ɛlikopta dɛn we tan lɛk disk ɛn di laytst "E" siriɔs tank dɛn bin tek pat pan di fɛt dɛn. Bɔt dis nɔ bin ɛp di Fuhrer tumɔs. Di Fritz bin tek Novosibirsk na di ɛnd ɔf Jun. Dɛn krɔs di Ob Riva. Dɔn insay Julay di monsta dɛn bin kech Kemerovo ɛn Tomsk, ɛn di Altai Tɛritri. Afta dɛn bin dɔn fɛt bad bad wan, Abakan bin fɔdɔm insay Ɔgɔst, ɛn dɛn bin blo na Irkutsk insay Sɛptɛmba.
  Di Jamani dɛn, we bin de belch blɔd bɔku bɔku wan, tek am bak. Bɔt bak dɛn bin fizzle aut. Ɛkstend kɔmyunikeshɔn dɛn. So wi bin stɔp na di say dɛn we dɛn kin kam nia Chita. Bɔt insay prinsipul, usay dɛn fɔ rɔsh? Yu kin wet fɔ sɔm ɛn tɛst nyu ikwipmɛnt.
  Ilɛksɛf na diskɛt ɔ jet plen. Insay 1947, Soviet disayna dɛn bin lans di IS-4, IS-7 ɛn T-54 tank dɛn fɔ mek dɛn bigin fɔ mek dɛn. Na tru, insay bɔku bɔku tin dɛn we jɔs tan lɛk sɔntin. Pipul dɛn ɔ tin dɛn we dɛn nid nɔ bin fɔ du. Di Nazi dɛn bigin fɔ go bifo bak. Dɛn bin kech Aginskoye we Jun dɔn ɛn Blagoveshchensk. Khabarovsk bin fɔdɔm insay Julay, ɛn Vladivostok bin fɔdɔm insay Ɔgɔst. So, di Nazi dɛn bin tek lɛk ɔl di big big siti dɛn na di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn. Sɔntɛm pas fɔ Pɛtɔpavlɔvsk. Di monsta dɛn bin tek Magadan insay Sɛptɛmba. Bɔt stil Stalin nɔ bin sɔrɛnda.
  We di tɛm rich, di Nazi dɛn bin stil lɔs!
  
  PITA DI TƆD - DI GREAT KING!
  Pita di Tɔd bin ebul fɔ mek di fambul rifɔma jenɛral jɔyn in tim ɛn aksept di rank fɔ bi fil mashal. Nikolai Papin bin bi Minista fɔ Difɛns ɛn i bin du bɔku rifɔm dɛn. Dis man we strɔng ɛn we gɛt pawa bin ɛp Pita di Tɔd fɔ no ɛn stɔp di plan we di Ɔlɔv brɔda dɛn bin de plan fɔ du. Dɛn bin ɛng ɔl di fayv pipul dɛn we bin plan fɔ du di bad tin. Katrin bin dayvɔs bikɔs i bin du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit ɔda pɔsin ɛn dɛn bin kɛr am go na wan monasti.
  Pita di Tɔd bin mek in pawa strɔng ɛn dɛn bin gi am krawn. Ɛn we i kam na pawa, chenj dɛn we pɔsin kin si bin kam na Rɔshia. Fɔ tru, Pita di Tɔd, lɛk in granpa, bin tɔk bɔt di men tin dɛn we dɛn fɔ chenj. Ɛn apat frɔm dat, chenj dɛn bin afɛkt di fɔrin polisi.
  Wan pɔsin we bin de sɔpɔt wan agrimɛnt wit Frɛdrik di Sɛkɔn, Pita bin tɛl Rumyantsev, togɛda wit di Jamani dɛn, fɔ win di Ɔstrian dɛn. Afta dat, Jamani pas fɔ gi bak di land dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn lɔs bifo.
  Bɔt Rɔshia bin gɛt kɔntrol bak pan di strit frɔm Denmak, ɛn dɛn bin sheb am wit di Prɔshian dɛn. Bɔt Pita bin sho se i sabi du tin ɛn i tek ɔlmost ɔl di tin dɛn we dis stet gɛt, ɛn i lɛf in "favrit" Frɛdrik jɔs wan pat we de sho di krawn in prɔpati dɛn. Wi fɔ se di pawa we Papin bin gɛt bin bɛnifit Pita di Gret in granpikin.
  Wan pan di tin dɛn we Pita di Tɔd bin tink bɔt na fɔ sheb Polan bitwin Rɔshia ɛn Prɔshia. Insay 1965, wɔ bin bigin wit di Polish-Lithuanian Kɔmɔnwelt. Di sɛnsman we nem Alɛgzanda Suvorɔv bin kɔmɔt insay de kwik kwik wan. Pita di Tɔd bin tɔn to smat ɛn i bin ebul fɔ mek di fɔs Rɔshian land dɛn kam insay in ɛmpaya, ɛn di Prɔshian dɛn bin no di etnik pat na Polan.
  Jɔs lɛk aw i bin de na rial istri, Rɔshia bin gɛt fɔ fɛt di Ɔtoman Ɛmpaya. Di fɛt fɔ di Rɔshian dɛn bin ivin tɔn to mɔ sakrifays. Di rifɔm dɛn we Papin bin mek, di talɛnt we Rumyantsev bin gɛt, ɛn di Suvorov we bin de go bifo kwik kwik wan bin afɛkt. Di Tsar bin lɛk di rɛstlɛs Alɛgzanda Vasilievich, Pita di Tɔd insɛf bin rili fus ɛn i bin de na in fut ɔltɛm. So dɛn bin de togɛda fayn fayn wan.
  Insay di kɔntri, Emparɔ Pita bin du bɔku chenj dɛn. Dɛn bin tek ɛstate frɔm pipul dɛn we nɔ bin tek tɛm wit di land fɔ sɔpɔt di stet trɔs, ɛn dɛn bin put bɔku lɔ dɛn fɔ stɔp kɔvɛ ɛn fɔ sɛl pipul dɛn we de wok na fam. Bɔt fɔ naw, Tsa Pita nɔ bin gɛt maynd fɔ rili sɛlibret slev wok.
  Apat frɔm dat, di rifɔm dɛn we dɛn bin mek na di chɔch dɛn bin mek di Ɔtodɔks Sinɔd nɔ gri wit am bad bad wan. Di kiŋ we bin de agyu se di Baybul nɔ gri fɔ wɔship ɛn sav ɛni ɔda pɔsin pas Gɔd, i bin pul di wɔship we dɛn bin de wɔship to oli pipul dɛn.
  Sɔntin bin de pan Lutheranism insay dis - di strɛch wit relik ɛn aykɔn dɛn.
  Pre to di Masta Gɔd nɔmɔ, wɔship am nɔmɔ!
  Bɔt dis nɔ bin ebul fɔ mek pipul dɛn nɔ gri fɔ du dat. Na sɔm say dɛn, ivin prist dɛn bin de mek pipul dɛn tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt.
  Bɔt di rifɔm bin pas, ɛn na Krays ɛn di Vɛjin Meri in pikchɔ dɛn nɔmɔ bin lɛf na chɔch ɛn ples dɛn we pipul dɛn kin wɔship.
  Bɔku pan di pipul dɛn bin lɛk fɔ lisin to di kiŋ. Apat frɔm dat, Pita di Tɔd bin gɛt nem as rula we bisin bɔt ɔda pipul dɛn. Di tin we bin rili siriɔs na we dɛn bin tek ɔl di land dɛn frɔm monasti ɛn chɔch dɛn.
  Afta we dɛn win Tɛki, di kiŋ in pawa bin go bifo mɔ ɛn mɔ. Pɛt di Tɔd bin dɔn disayd fɔ pul di slev wok. Dis kayn tin we dɛn disayd nɔ bin ebul fɔ du pas fɔ mek bad bad tin apin na di stet. Di wan dɛn we gɛt land bin lɔs bɔku mɔni, bɔt di chenj we dɛn bin de mek na di industri bin bigin. Tru ɔl di prɔblɛm dɛn, di kɔntri bin go bifo shap shap ɛn wit inhibishɔn.
  Di sɛkɔn wɔ wit di Turks bin tɔn to shɔt pas dat ɛn di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn we bin de ɔnda di kɔmand fɔ Suvorov bin win kwik kwik wan. Pantap dat, di rivɔlɔshɔn na Frans bin mek Yurop nɔ pe atɛnshɔn to am.
  Pita di Tɔd bin tek advantej pan dis bay we i put in smɔl bɔy pikin, we kɔmɔt na Voronina, we na Kɔnstantin, as di Turkish Sultan na di tron na Kɔnstantinopl.
  So, lɛk se di Ɔtoman Ɛmpaya bin si se i gɛt wanwɔd wit Rɔshia.
  Dɔn di wɔ bin apin na Ijipt. Di lokal sultan nɔ bin want fɔ no se Rɔshia de rul Afrika. Ɛn na ya fɔ di fɔs tɛm di jɛnɛral we Suvorov ɛn Nɛpɔlyɔn Bɔnapat bin gɛt bin rɔsh wit dɛnsɛf.
  Bikɔs Pita di Tɔd bin dɔn liv fɔ lɔng tɛm insay dɛn tɛm dɛn de, we na 70 ia, i day. I bin go insay istri ɔnda di nem di Gret Libɔrɔta. We rili gɛt ɔnɔ!
  Sɔntɛm i pas in granpa we gɛt sɛns! Ɛn Emparɔ Pɔl bin go na di tron. Suvorov, we i bin dɔn win Nɛpɔlyɔn, we bin stil tu yɔŋ ɛn nɔ bin gɛt ɛkspiriɛns, i bin win di nɔt pat na Afrika ɛn ivin Mɔrokɔ.
  Bikɔs insay dis ɔda istri, no Swizaland kampen nɔ bin de we bɔku pipul dɛn sabi we bin ambɔg Suvorov in wɛlbɔdi, di fambul we bin sabi fil di fild mashɛl bin liv lɔng.
  Nɛpɔlyɔn nɔ bin bi Emparɔ na Frans, bikɔs i nɔ bin gɛt tɛm fɔ mek pipul dɛn sabi am as kɔmanda ɛn dɛn bin bit am pas wan tɛm. Afta di dairektrɔ bin fɔdɔm, Luis di Ettin bin gɛt pawa. Rifɔmeshɔn bin de, dat min se dɛn bin mek di kiŋdɔm bak.
  Pɔl di Fɔs wan stil nɔ bin rɔnawe pan di plan, bɔt dis bin apin fayv ia afta dat. Ɛn in pikin Alɛgzanda bin bi kiŋ. Na dis say di trɔbul bigin. Kɔnstantin na bin titi, ɛn bak, bikɔs na bin di Rɔshian Sultan na di Ɔtoman Ɛmpaya, i bin tɔk se i gɛt pawa.
  Bɔt Alɛgzanda Suvorov bin stil de alayv ɛn i bin ebul fɔ mek in brɔda in pikin ɛn in ɔnkul gɛt pis. Pan ɔl we, fɔ tru, di intanɛnt ɔtonomi we di Ɔtoman Ɛmpaya bin gɛt bin mek pipul dɛn nɔ gri wit dɛnsɛf.
  Apat frɔm dat, Rɔshia bin gɛt prɔblɛm frɔm Ingland. Di pawa we Briten bin gɛt we bin de gro nɔ bin gladi wit in neba. Ɛn ivin di sɛkɔn big wɔ wit di USA bigin. Sɔntɛm di British dɛn bin de tink se afta Jɔj Washinton day, chaos ɛn shem go apin na Amɛrika. Bɔt di kɔlkyulɛshɔn nɔ bin kam tru.
  Di pipul dɛn na Amɛrika nɔ bin want fɔ go bak ɔnda di Inglish kiŋ. Di wɔ bin las fɔ tɛn ia ɛn i bin gɛt difrɛn difrɛn tin dɛn we dɛn bin ebul fɔ du, ɛn we di tɛm rich, Briten, we bin dɔn taya wit in trɛnk, bin stɔp di fɛt.
  Bɔt di Amɛrika pipul dɛn nɔ bin kol ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ fɛt Kanada. Di tin we bin apin to Briten bin wɔs bikɔs di pozishɔn we Rɔshia bin gɛt, we bin ɛp di Amɛrika pipul dɛn.
  Ilɛvin ia mɔ we dɛn bin de fɛt wɔ wit blɔd, ɛn Amɛrika bin tek Kanada bak. Briten bin wik, bɔt wan nyu jiyopɔlitikal monsta bin kɔmɔt: di USA.
  Rɔshia bin fɛt wɔ wit Ɔstria ɛn win am, ɛn sɔm pat pan am bin sheb am wit Prɔshia.
  Na da sem tɛm de, dɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ go bifo na Kanada. Di kɔntri dɔn bi bɔku bɔku industri. Dɛn bin bil wan pawaful ɛn bɔku bɔku bot dɛn. Di Rɔshian dɛn bin land na Ɔstrelia ɛn dɛn bin go na Afrika.
  Afta we Alɛgzanda di Fɔs bin day, di branch dɛn bin de fɛt bak fɔ gɛt pawa. Alɛgzanda in brɔda we nem Kɔnstantin bin lɛf di tron, ɛn wan ɔda Kɔnstantin in pikin we nem Andru, bin go na di tron, ɛn i bin chalenj am frɔm Nikolas.
  Fɔmal wan, dɛn bin de kɔl Nikolas tsa, bɔt di tɛm we dɛn bin de rul di krawn, dɛn bin kil di tsa.
  Insay di kɔnfyushɔn we bin kam, na Andru na bin di fɔs pɔsin we ebul fɔ tek di tron, nɔto jɔs lɛk aw lɔ se. Klosap wantɛm wantɛm, di nyu kiŋ bigin fɔ fɛt wɔ wit Iran ɛn i bigin fɔ fɛt India. Briten bin stil de fɛt wɔ na Kanada ɛn dɛn bin si se dɛn tay insɛf. Ɛn di kampen we dɛn bin gɛt na di ist bin mek Andru di Fɔs wan gɛt mɔ pawa ɛn i bin alaw am fɔ bigin in yon branch pan di Romanov kiŋdɔm. Na da sem tɛm de, Rɔshia ɛn di Ɔtoman Ɛmpaya bin dɔn kam togɛda fɔ bi wan stet. Pantap dat, bay we dɛn tek Pashya ɛn India.
  Andru di Fɔs wan bin tek Alɛgzanda di Sɛkɔn in ples. Ɔnda dis kiŋ, Rɔshia bin kɔntinyu fɔ go bifo na Indochaina ɛn Chaina insɛf. Prɔshia bin bi bak di ɛmpaya we bin strɔng pas ɔl, ɛn i bin mek di Jamani land dɛn gɛt wanwɔd ɛn i bin win Frans.
  Bɔt Briten bin sɔpɔt di Frɛnch dɛn ɛn wan wɔ bin bigin fɔ revaŋg. Di British Ɛmpaya bin mek trangayes fɔ mek dɛn nɔ gri fɔ tek di gɔvmɛnt. Di wɔ bin drɛg fɔ tu-tri ia.
  Dis tɛm ya, Rɔshia bin win Eshia kpatakpata ɛn i bin rich na Singapɔ. I bin bi di pawa we big pas ɔl, we gɛt pawa pas ɔl na di wɔl, ɛn i bin de muf ɔlsay na Eshia ɛn Afrika.
  Bɔt di sem tɛm, Amɛrika sɛf bin rayz. Di Amɛrikin dɛn bin dɔn di divɛlɔpmɛnt fɔ Kanada, usay dɛn bin sheb spɛshal pawa wit Rɔshia. Dɔn dɛn bin tek di stet dɛn na Tɛksas ɛn Kalifɔnia frɔm Mɛksiko.
  Amɛrika bin kip wan ripablik gɔvmɛnt, ɛn Rɔshia bin stil bi wan absolyut monaki. Andru di Sɛkɔn bin tek Alɛgzanda di Sɛkɔn in ples. Di Romanov famili bin kɔntinyu fɔ de.
  Di wɔ we bin tek lɔng tɛm bitwin Briten ɛn Frans, agens Jamani, bin mek di Jamani dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ gɛt di land dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn win bifo, inklud Lɔrin, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ go bifo mɔ ɛn dɛn bin taya kpatakpata. Bɔt, di British ɛn Frɛnch dɛnsɛf bin blɔd bɔku.
  Ɔnda dɛn kɔndishɔn ya, di tsarist Rɔshia bin kɔntinyu fɔ kɔntrol di wɔl ɛn mek i gɛt mɔ pawa.
  Na tru se wan big big animal bin de gro ɔp bifo Amɛrika. Pantap dat, Amɛrika bin tɔn to big pas aw i bin big pas aw i bin de na rial istri pan ɔl we Kanada bin de spɛn bɔku mɔni.
  Bɔt dis nɔ dɔn rich di say dɛn we de mek pɔsin fred yet. Apat frɔm dat, wan sivil wɔ bin bigin na Amɛrika, ɛn dis bin mek bɔku pipul dɛn day ɛn pwɛl dɛn. Pantap dat, difrɛn frɔm rial istri, Jɛnɛral Li bin ebul fɔ push tru di Kɔnfɛdɛreshɔn Kɔngres fɔ di rayt we blak pipul dɛn gɛt fɔ wok na di ami na di sawt stet dɛn: fɔ gɛt fridɔm ɛn sitizinship.
  Ɛn dis bin mek di wɔ de te, ɛn fɔ tru, i bin mek di sakrifays bɔku. Di kɔni Rɔshian diplɔmasi bin gɛt in ɛfɛkt bak, we sho bak se dɛn want fɔ mek di fɛt lɔng. Ɛn na jɔs taktik, di pipul dɛn na di sawt bin gɛt bɔku sakrifays na di fɔs stej fɔ di wɔ ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ tek Washinton ɛn Nyu Yɔk. Filadɛlfia bin bi di nyu kapital siti fɔ di Nɔtan Alɛyshɔn.
  Di sivil wɔ insɛf bin apin leta: 1881 - 1905, ɛn dɛn bin de yuz dainamit ɛn ivin mashin gɔn dɛn insay.
  Insay Rɔshia, Alɛgzanda di Tɔd bin tek Tsa Andru di Sɛkɔn in ples. Di nyu kiŋ nɔ bin gɛt pis atɔl. Rɔshia bin rɔsh na Afrika wit Frans ɛn Briten, we bin de tray fɔ mek nyu kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de rul. Ɛn i bin stɔp fɔ fɛt wit dɛn.
  Wan nyu wɔ bigin fɔ mek dɛn sheb di wɔl bak, we Prɔshia bin de du tin wit Rɔshia trade. Dis tɛm, di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt am rayt. Frans, wit di Rɔshian dɛn, bin win insay sɔm wiks. Briten bin sidɔm ovasi, bɔt i lɔs ɔl di kɔntri dɛn we i bin de rul na Afrika, Ɔstrelia, ɛn di Pasifik Oshɔn.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin gɛt dɛn yon, ɛn dɛn bin de go bifo, dɛn drɔ wan bɔda nia Paris, ɛn to Pɔt di Kalɛs, ɛn ivin inklud Nɔmandi. Ɛn sɔntin na Afrika sɛf.
  Ɛn Briten bin drɔp to di lɛvul fɔ wan smɔl pawa, Frans ivin bi tributary.
  Bɔt di nɛks wɔ bin apin wit Prɔshia, we Vladimir di Tɔd bin de rul. Bay dis tɛm, dɛn kayn wɛpɔn dɛn lɛk tank, plen, ɛn sabmarin bin dɔn kam.
  Di Prɔshian dɛn bin du sɔntin fɔ mek dɛn gri wit Jepan. Fɔs, di wɔ nɔ bin rili fayn fɔ Rɔshia. Kɔrɔpshɔn we bin de na di tsarist ami, di kɔnsavaytiv we di jenɛral dɛn bin de du, ɛn di aktif ɛp we Amɛrika bin de gi Jepan bin afɛkt. Apat frɔm dat, Swidan ɛn Nɔwe, ɛn Briten ɛn Frans bin de agens Rɔshia.
  Di wɔ bigin insay 1921, ɛn i sɔri fɔ no se na di bad bad de we na Jun 22. I bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i fɛt wɔ na di wɔl. Wetin bin lɛf na Yurop ɛn Eshia bin go agens Rɔshia. Spen ɛn Pɔtyugal bin du dis sem tin bak. Pɔtyugal bin fil se dɛn nɔ gɛt natin fɔ du na Afrika, ɛn di pipul dɛn na Spen bin de drim fɔ mek dɛn gɛt bak di big big ples we dɛn bin de trade insay di Midul Ij.
  Bikɔs na dis say na di Istan Ɛmisfya, nɔto bɔku ples de we nɔ de ɔnda di Rɔshian Tsa in kɔntrol.
  Bay di we, di bɔku bɔku Tsarist Rɔshia we bin bɛtɛ pas ɔlman pan pipul dɛn, wan strɔng ɔtokratik sistɛm, ɛn di wik we di intanɛnt ɔposishɔn bin wik, bin ple wan impɔtant pat pan di wɔ.
  Yɛs, Jaman tank dɛn bin ebul fɔ brok tru frɔm di Neman to di Dnieper insay di fɔs tu mɔnt, ɛn dɛn bin kam nia Riga, ɛn na di sawt, dɛn bin drɛb di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn kɔmɔt na Ɔŋgaria. Ɛn di gɔd dɛn bin gi di Land of the Rising Sun di chans fɔ win di Rɔshian bot dɛn. Bɔt bak, fɔ sɔm tɛm.
  Jɛnɛral dɛn we nɔ sabi du di wok kin lɔs wɔ afta wɔ. Bɔt wan nyu shift bin de gro. Ɛn di tsar, dɔn, i bin mek di fɛt agens kɔrɔpshɔn mɔ ɛn mɔ ɛn ɔganayz mɔ ɔ smɔl tin dɛn we pɔsin kin ebul fɔ bia wit. Ɛn pipul dɛn we de wok: Dɛn bin put di Chaina, Indian, Arab divishɔn dɛn insay akshɔn. Di Jamani dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ krɔs di Dnieper, ɛn ɔlrɛdi insay di kol sizin, di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt.
  Wi fɔ no se Swidan ɛn Nɔwe nɔto rili strɔng ɛnimi dɛn, dɛn tek Stɔkhom insay Mach 1922. Ɛn Oslo bin fɔdɔm insay Me. Bay Jun 1922, di tsarist sojaman dɛn bin ebul fɔ mek di tin dɛn we bin de bifo di wɔ kam bak, ɛn dɛn bin push di Prɔshian dɛn bak to di say we dɛn bin de fɔs.
  Frans, we si dis kayn tin we de apin, i bin rɔnawe kwik kwik wan pan di wɔ. Fɔ ansa dis, di Prɔshian Kiŋ Wiliam bin tek Paris ɛn di say dɛn we de na di sawt. Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin de go bifo. Insay Sɛptɛmba dɛn bin go na di Vistula. Di fɛt fɔ Is Prɔshia bin bigin. Koenigsberg bin fɔdɔm insay Disɛmba... Ɛn dɛn fri Vienna fɔ di nyu ia.
  I nɔ bin izi fɔ di Japan pipul dɛn, we dɛn bot dɛn bin pwɛl bad bad wan ɛn dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ du wetin dɛn bin want fɔ du.
  Di ia 1923 bigin wit wan big atak we di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin fɛt na Polan ɛn insay tri mɔnt, dɛn bin ebul fɔ go na di Ɔda ɛn di Alps dɛn we de na di sawt. Di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt chans fɔ ol nia Bɛlin, bɔt di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt Bayern insay Epril. Di sojaman dɛn bin go bifo smɔl smɔl bɔt fɔ tru, we di sɔmda dɔn, di Rɔshian dɛn bin rich na di Rayn. Insay ɔtom, dɛn bin tek di Ruhr eria bak frɔm di Jamani dɛn, ɛn insay Disɛmba, afta dɛn bin dɔn fɛt bad bad wan, dɛn bin rawnd Bɛlin.
  Jamani nɔ bin gɛt chans igen fɔ win di wɔ. Dɛn bin fɛt ɔda siks mɔnt insay 1924 na di kɔntinɛnt, te dɛn win Spen, Pɔtyugal, Jamani, we di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn tek bifo: Ɔland ɛn Bɛljiɔm.
  Na wan Briten nɔmɔ bin lɛf, ɛn Jepan bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi lɔs Ɔkinawa ɛn Ɔkaido.
  Churchill bin de bifo fɔ difend di mɛtropɔlis. Bɔt di British dɛn nɔ bin gɛt chans.
  Na tru se dɛn bin win di ɔtom landin.
  Di ia 1925 bin kam. Wanwɔd nɔ bin de na Amɛrika bɔt wetin fɔ du. Alaw fɔ dɔn Briten ɛn Jepan. Ɔ wi fɔ go insay wan wɔ we nɔ izi fɔ wisɛf?
  Kɔmɔn sɛns bin se, pan ɔl we di industri dɔn divɛlɔp, Amɛrika nɔ go gɛt bɔku bɔku nɔmba dɛn. Bɔt fɔ lɛf yu wan wit Rɔshian bea kin rili mek yu fred.
  Insay Jun, di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin land na Briten fayn fayn wan, ɛn Lɔndɔn bin fɔdɔm. Ɛn insay Ɔgɔst dɛn bin dɔn am wit Jepan.
  Na so wan ɔda wɔ bin dɔn.
  Rɔshia bin tek kɔntrol pan ɔl di kɔntri dɛn na di Ist Ɛmisfya. Na da sem tɛm de, di ɛmpaya insɛf bin kɔntinyu fɔ bi ɔtokratik ɛn wanwɔd. Ɔ i dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn gɛt wanwɔd. Yuropian prɔpati dɛn bin gɛt sɔm ɛksternal atribyut dɛn fɔ ɔtonomi. Bɔt stil, kiŋ in pawa bin de rul ɔlsay. Ilɛksɛf na di Kiŋdɔm na Polan, ɔ di Kiŋdɔm na Swidan we Tsar Vladimir de bifo.
  Na Mach 5, 1933, Tsa Vladimir di Gret bin day, ɛn in bɔy pikin we nem Kiril bin bi di nyu tsa. Bɔt di tɛm we di nyu kiŋ bin de rul bin shɔt, jɔs lɛk wan ɔndrɛd dez. Ɛn Alɛgzanda di Fɔs we ol fayvtin ia bin si insɛf na di tron. Ɛn afta fifti dez, i bin gɛt aksidɛnt. Nikolas II bin gɛt di tron we i ol tɛn ia nɔmɔ. Fo empara de insay wan ia... Wɛl, wetin kin apin!
  Na smɔl tɛm nɔmɔ, na tru, ɛn nɔto ɔl kɔntri dɛn na di wɔl!
  Pan ɔl we fɔ tru, bɔku pipul dɛn bin mɛmba se Nikolas di Fɔs bin rul fɔ shɔt tɛm nɔmɔ ɛn i day bikɔs ɔf fɛt-fɛt.
  Bɔt di tɛm we Nikolas di Sɛkɔn bigin fɔ rul, i bin rili fayn. Tu ia afta dat, dɛn bin sɛn di fɔs atifishal sataylayt insay di istri fɔ planɛt Wɔl, we bin de flay rawnd di planɛt dɛn.
  Ɛn 1937 nɔ bin bi bad tin lɛk aw i bin de insay rial istri. Sins na dis yie na im wan Russian boi bi di fes wan fo flay go spes. Nɔ, nɔto Gagarin, bɔt na Prins Igor Trubetskoy. Yuri Gagarin nɔ bin gɛt ɛni lɔk te naw. Usay yu go go?
  Rɔshia, we na di ɛmpaya we bɔku pas ɔl, kin gi bɔku mɔni fɔ mek di ples big.
  Di nɛks ia, 1938, dɛn bin tɛst di fɔs atɔmik bɔm na Rɔshia.
  Di nyu Tsa Nikolas II bin stil rili yɔŋ, ɛn fɔ tru, i nɔ bin gɛt peshɛnt. Apat frɔm dat, Amɛrika bin stil bi di wangren kɔntri we denja fɔ kɔmpit wit Rɔshia. Nɔ fɔ tɔk bɔt di tru tin se sɔntɛm di Amɛrika pipul dɛnsɛf de kam fɔ gɛt atɔmik bɔm.
  Na Mach 1, 1940, bikɔs Tsa Nikolas di Sɛkɔn we dɔn big naw, bin tɛl am fɔ du dat, dɛn bigin fɔ atak Amɛrika. Di fɔmal rizin na di sɔpɔt we di Amɛrika pipul dɛn bin gi di Ripɔblikan ɔposishɔn na Rɔshia wit diman fɔ mek dɛn gɛt palɛmint ilɛkshɔn.
  I pɔsibul se di tin we di Yut Nikolas II disayd na bin di tin we mek sɛns pas ɔl. Afta ɔl, wi nɔ go ebul fɔ alaw pɔsin we go bi ɛnimi fɔ gɛt nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn bak.
  Di ɔfens we Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin de fɛt we dɛn bin de yuz big big tank kɔlɔn dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt fayn ɛn kwik kwik wan. Bɔt afta dat, di Amɛrikan dɛn bin de agens am mɔ ɛn mɔ. Fɔ sɔm mɔnt, di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin de go bifo pasmak. Bɔt stil di ɛnimi bin de lɔs, ɛn bikɔs i nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ pawa ɛn di kwaliti we di tank dɛn gɛt, i bin dɔn day.
  Bɔt wan fɛt-fɛt bin bigin na Afrika ɛn Chaena. Pantap dat, dɛn bin chenj bɔku bɔku ami dɛn fɔ mek dɛn nɔ tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt.
  Insay 1941, di Amɛrika ami dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt wɔ, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ du wetin dɛn bin want bak. Bɔku atak dɛn, ɛn afta dat di winta insay 1941-1942 we di Amɛrikan dɛn lɔs klos to ɔl Kanada. Ɛn insay Epril, Toronto ɛn Kyubɛk bin fɔdɔm klos wan tɛm.
  Di wɔ dɔn ɔlrɛdi bigin na tradishɔnal Amɛrikan teritɔri. Dɛn bin de chenj di blo dɛn. Bɔt di big Rɔshian bɔksa bin win di Amɛrikan kɔk.
  Filadɛlfia bin fɔdɔm insay Ɔgɔst 1942. Ɛn insay Ɔktoba 1942, Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin kam nia Nyu Yɔk. Dɔn di Amɛrika gɔvmɛnt disayd fɔ yuz nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn.
  Bɔt dɛn stil nɔ bin gɛt di smɔl chans fɔ rich na di say we Rɔshian de, so dɛn bin abop pan fɔ atak di sojaman dɛn we bin de atak dɛn.
  Dɛn bin de yuz bɔm na nɛt. Dis disishun na bikɔs di brayt flash de blaynd di sojaman dɛn.
  Di ifɛkt nɔ bin tu impɔtant, smɔl pas wan tawzin pipul dɛn day, twɛnti tawzin pipul dɛn bin blaynd, pan ɔl we bɔku pan dɛn bin blaynd fɔ sɔm tɛm. Bɔt wi nɔ go ebul fɔ kɔl dis kayn blo we go mek pɔsin disayd fɔ du sɔntin.
  Pantap dat, Tsarist Rɔshia gɛt bɔku ɔda nyuklia chaj dɛn, so i nɔ bi tru yet se i mek sɛns fɔ opin dis kayn nyuklia rɛshɔn.
  Bɔt usay yu go ebul fɔ go? If bad tin apin, ɔl di muv dɛn kin bad, ɛn smat pɔlitiks pipul dɛn nɔ kin dɔn na bad pozishɔn.
  Insay Disɛmba, Nyu Yɔk ɛn Washinton bin fɔdɔm, ɛn bifo dat, di Amɛrika pipul dɛn bin yuz fayv ɔda bɔm dɛn, we nɔ bin rili pawaful ɛn we nɔ bin rili wok fayn pan dizayn. Ɛn di tsarist jenɛral dɛn bin ansa bay we dɛn drɔp twɛnti pan dɛn chaj. Dis na aw di bad bad bɔm bin tɔn to bɔku bɔku wan.
  Di wɔ bin te to Fɛbwari 23, 1943, bɔt nɔbɔdi nɔ bin trowe atɔmik bɔm.
  Amɛrika bin fri kpatakpata frɔm di domineshɔn fɔ kapital ɛn dɛn bin briŋ am ɔnda di rul fɔ wan ɔtokratik kiŋ.
  Di kiŋ bin gɛt nyu land dɛn ɛn big big glori. Ɛn naw nɔbɔdi nɔ bin gɛt maynd fɔ agens am.
  Insay 1945, Rɔshian pipul dɛn we de go na di wɔl bin go na di Mun. Ɛn insay 1947, di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin kam insay Mɛksiko. Di kiŋ disayd se na tɛm fɔ mek dɛn dɔn wan tin we dɛn dɔn kip lɛk bɔku stet dɛn we de na wan planɛt. Ɛn in sojaman dɛn bigin fɔ win ɔltin we dɛn go ebul fɔ win.
  Insay 1949, Ajentina bin bi di las kɔntri we gɛt pawa fɔ jɔyn di Rɔshian Ɛmpaya.
  Ɛn pis bin kam na di wan ol wɔl. Insay 1953, Rɔshian pipul dɛn we de go na di skay bin put dɛn fut na di wɔl na Mas. 1956 - Venus wit wan man. 1960 - Mɛksiki. 1961 - wan pan di sataylayt dɛn na Mas. 1967 - Man pan Nɛptun, ɛn insay 1968 - pan Satɔn. Insay 1970 - Yuranɔs, ɛn insay 1971 - Pluto.
  Nikolas II bin go insay istri ɔnda di niknem: di pɔsin we dɔn dɔn! Insay 2016, di kiŋ dɔn ol naynti tri ia. Bɔt di sakrifays dɛn we mɛrɛsin na dis wɔl dɔn mek nɔ alaw wi yet fɔ tek di kiŋ as pɔsin we dɔn pwɛl ɛn we wik. I dɔn de na pawa fɔ 83 ia, ɛn dis na wan absolyut rɛkɔd bitwin dɛn rula dɛn we dɛn kin abop pan mɔ ɔ lɛs dɛn rul. Pan ɔl we insay istri, dɛn se, kes dɛn bin de we dɛn bin de rul fɔ lɔng tɛm.
  Na di wɔl, tin dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i fayn. Na tru se prɔblɛm de wit di pipul dɛn we de bɔku, we dɔn ɔlrɛdi pas et bilyɔn. Big big op dɛn gɛt fɔ du wit di we aw di ples go bɔku.
  Dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi bil bɔku tɔŋ dɛn na di Mun. As i tan lɛk, we di graviti siks tɛm smɔl pas di wan we de na di wɔl, di vɛjitebul ɛn frut dɛn we dɛn plant na grin haus kin rich bɔku bɔku sayz dɛn.
  Dɛn bin bil tɔŋ dɛn na Mas ɛn Venus, ɛn dɛn bin bil faktri dɛn na Mɛksiki. Dis planɛt we de nia di San pas ɔl, rili izi fɔ mek ɛn rɔl mɛtal dɛn. Fɔ dis, dɛn de yuz di san ɛnaji.
  Mɔtalman dɛn de bak we de na di sataylayt dɛn we nem Jupita, Yuranɔs, ɛn Satɔn. Smɔl smɔl, dɛn de divɛlɔp di spes to mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Ɛn na insay 2016 di fɔs intastela ɛkspɛdishin to di sta Sirius bin lans frɔm di Mun. Di kiŋ rili op fɔ liv fɔ si dis kayn tin we go mek i gladi lɛk fɔ mek i gɛt kɔntakt wit in brɔda dɛn na in maynd.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin dɔn fɔ drim de drim. Ɛn jɔs afta di tɛm, di Jaman plen dɛn we bin de atak pipul dɛn bin de shayn na di skay. Di jet mashin dɛn bin de ala lawd wan, sɔm kayn we dɛn bin de rɛktangul ɛn dɛn bin gɛt pɔynt mɔt.
  
  NYU PRAIM MAYNƐR INSTƐD ƆF MEDVEDEV
  Afta di Rɔshian prɛsidɛnt ilɛkshɔn insay Me, dɛn bin prɔmis fɔ mek ɔda praymɛnt minista. Di yɔŋ gɔvnɔ we nem Yuli Petrov. Na 35 ia nɔmɔ i ol, ɛn na di yɔŋ praymɛnt minista na Rɔshia istri. Wel, Medvedev bin kɔmɔt fɔ wan simbolik post - ɔna chiaman fɔ Gazprom.
  Wetin? Di pawa dɔn chenj jɔs sɔm pat pan am. Dɛn dɔn kɔntinyu fɔ du di kɔs we dɛn bin dɔn du trade. Bɔt insay Jun wan tin bin apin we chenj di pɔlitiks bad bad wan. Di Rɔshian Prɛsidɛnt in plen bin krash ɛn di edman fɔ di stet day. Na tru se dɛn bin de anawns fɔ kray ɔlsay na di kɔntri, ɛn dɛn bin anawns di de we dɛn go gɛt nyu ilɛkshɔn. Pantap dat, i nɔ bin izi fɔ no wetin go apin to dɛn. Bɔt dɛn bin stil de tink bɔt di wan we dɛn lɛk: di aktin Prɛsidɛnt Yuli Petrov.
  Dɛn bin de du di ilɛkshɔn wit fred, insay tu rawnd. Di kɔmyunis dɛn bin tray fɔ tɔn dɛn bak pan di gɔvmɛnt smɔl, bɔt dɛn bin bit dɛn wit klɔb dɛn. Afta dat, nyu tɛm bigin, wit nyu prɛsidɛnt. Wetin wi go se bɔt di pɔsin we de rayd am ɛn di ɔs? I tan lɛk se di yɔŋ prɛsidɛnt bin de si insɛf strɔng ɛn i bin de drim fɔ pas di glori we di wan we bin de bifo am bin gɛt. Ɛn di fɔs men tin we i du na di kampen agens Kyiv. Di wɔ wit Yukren nɔ bin shɔt, ɛn dɛn nɔ bin lɔs bɔku tin dɛn. Afta dɛn tek di kapital siti, di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn, we nɔ bin gɛt ɛnitin fɔ du wit dɛn, dɛn bin rich na Lvov ɛn rich na di bɔda dɛn na Polan.
  Dɔn dɛn mek wan rifrendum ɛn dɛn kɔnt pas naynti fayv pasɛnt pan di wan dɛn we want fɔ jɔyn Rɔshia. Insay di Wɛst, pipul dɛn bin de tink se ɔl dis na bad tin, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin gɛt maynd fɔ fɛt wɔ. Dɛn jɔs put ɔda sankshɔn dɛn we nɔ go ebul fɔ afɛkt ɛnitin. Bɔku hayp bin de na di prɛs, dɛn bin de kɔl di nyu lida na Rɔshia dikteta ɛn kilman, bɔt dis nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ yus.
  Yuliy Petrov kwayɛt wan ɔganayz fɔ pul di fayv kɔlɔm, ɛn briŋ dɔŋ ripreshɔn pan libal ɛn kɔmyunis. I put wan lɛft-wing biznɛs ɛgzibitɔ na jel we mek am fɔ di sɛkɔn raun. Ɛn bɔku ɔda wan dɛn. Di fɛt-fɛt bin bigin na Rɔshia, bɔt dɛn bin yuz gɔn dɛn fɔ stɔp dɛn. Wan gɔli wɔ bigin na Yukren, di Wɛst bin gi mɔni fɔ di strɛch fɔ indipɛndɛns.
  Bɔt dis nɔ bin gɛt ɛni impɔtant impak. Rɔshia chenj pɔlitiks na Belarus bay we i mek ɛn gi mɔni fɔ wan pati we de sɔpɔt Rɔshia ɛn nominate in yon prɛsidɛnt kandidet. Na da sem tɛm de, dɛn bin de prɛs di lidaship na Belarus we nɔbɔdi nɔ bin dɔn si yet, pan di ikɔnomi ɛn soja. Dis bin mek di ilɛkshɔn bin de ɔnda strɔng prɛshɔn frɔm Rɔshia ɛn di Krɛmlin kandidet bin kam na pawa.
  Dɔn di nyu Belarus prɛsidɛnt bin gɛt wan rifrendum fɔ mek dɛn gɛt wanwɔd wit Rɔshia, ɛn naynti-ɛit pasɛnt pan di pipul dɛn na Belarus bin vot fɔ am. Wan ɔda win, ɛn di Wɛst nɔ bin ebul fɔ kɔba ɛnitin. Bɔt dis nɔ go du fɔ Yuli Petrov. Di nyu prɛsidɛnt bin gɛt rifrendum na Abkhazia ɛn Sawt Osɛtia, ɛn i bin jɔyn dɛn to Rɔshia. Bɔt afta dat, di step we intrestin pas ɔl. Di Rɔshian dɛn bin tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt na Kazakhstan, usay di lɔ dɛn we bin de sɔpɔt di kɔntri bin tranga bikɔs Nazarbayev bin de pwɛl.
  Ɛn di Rɔshian ami bin kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt, ɛn dɛn bin tek Kazakhstan. Ɛn afta dat, wan rifrendum bin apin bak: ɛn dis big ripablik kam ɔnda di kɔntrol fɔ Rɔshia, ɛn bi pat pan am.
  Bɔt nɔto dat nɔmɔ... I nɔ tu te, di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn kam insay Mɔldova: strɔng ɔnarɛst bin de ɛn blɔd bin de shed. Neks, Rɔshia bin du sɔntin ɔnda Yuli Petrov in kɔmand, akɔdin to wan tin we apin: i bin mek pipul dɛn nɔ gɛt wanwɔd ɛn sɛn sojaman dɛn. Dɔn dɛn bin gɛt wan rifrendum usay bɔku pan di pipul dɛn bin vot fɔ jɔyn Rɔshia. Ɛn so dɛn bin tek di wan ol Sɛntral Eshia.
  Dɔn sɔntɛm Yuli Petrov bin tek wan step we gɛt prɔblɛm: di spɛshal savis dɛn na Rɔshia bin mek pipul dɛn nɔ gɛt wanwɔd na di Baltik stet dɛn. Ɛn Juliɔs (we dɛn kɔl Juliɔs Siza!) bin briŋ sojaman dɛn de, ɛn bak wan rifrendum, ɛn anekshɔn to Rɔshia. NATO kɔntri dɛn nɔ bin de pan denja fɔ go insay di wɔ. En dem komplitli chicken out wen dem si Russian tank power. Ɛn ivin mɔ na rɔket wan.
  Na tru se dɛn bin tek Jɔjia, Azaybayjan ɛn Aminia.
  Ɛn dɛn bin mek Rɔshia bak insay di bɔda dɛn na di USSR. Juliɔs bin win di nɛks prɛsidɛnt ilɛkshɔn izi wan ɛn i bin pul di lɔ we se i fɔ bi tu tɛm. Na di rifrendum, na tru. Ɛn ɔltin bin de apin insay di freym fɔ dimokrasi.
  Afta dat, Rɔshia bin mek pipul dɛn nɔ gɛt wanwɔd na Polan. Sojaman dɛn bin kam insay bak, ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ fɛt dɛn. Ɛn dɛn bin fala Poland we dɛn tek Finland...
  Afta dat Yuliy Petrov deklare se inaf don inof fo nau: Russia don kollekt ol in orijinal land dem...eksept Alaska. Laik, giv op Alaska, den Russia go se tranga wan: inaf na inof.
  Ɛn na USA wan kraysis de: blak ɛn Eshia pipul dɛn dɔn tɔn agens. Wan rial sivil wɔ bigin. Ɛn fɔ tru, di spɛshal savis dɛn na Rɔshia bin gɛt an pan dis. Ɛn i bigin fɔ bɔn.... Na tɛm fɔ sɛn sojaman dɛn na Alaska ɛn anɛks am to di big ɛmpaya.
  So Yuli Petrov bin tɔk se i dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn dɔn fɔ gɛda di pipul dɛn na Rɔshia. Bɔt i dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i go. I nɔ tu te, Bɔljiɔ bin gri fɔ bi pat pan Rɔshia, dɔn Romɛnia. Afta di Chɛk, Slovak, Ɔngari. Ɛn biɛn dɛn, fɔ tru, na di Sɛb dɛn... Ɛn afta dat di Grik dɛn.
  Fɔ tɔk smɔl, di Rɔshian ɛmpaya bin ivin go te to di bɔda dɛn wit Ɔstria ɛn Itali.
  Yuliy Petrov bin dɔn bigin fɔ du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs di we aw Gɔd nɔ want. I bin ban ɔl di pati dɛn pas Yunaytɛd Rɔshia, ɛn i bin mek wan pati sistɛm. Ɛn afta dat, i bin mek wan rifrendum, ɛn i bin mek wan absolyut monaki na Rɔshia. Dɛn bin kip di ilɛkshɔn fɔ di Duma, bɔt dɛn bin ridyus di wok we i bin de du to wan bɔdi we jɔs de advays pipul dɛn ɔnda di tsa ɛn di empara.
  Dis na aw nyu kiŋ ɛn di Petrov kiŋdɔm bin kam.
  Di Rɔshian dɛn bin flay go na Mas, dɔn dɛn bin flay go na Venus, Jupita, ɛn ɔda planɛt dɛn. Chaina bin wik ɛn split to bɔku pat dɛn. Wan sivil wɔ bin bigin insay de. Ɛn smɔl smɔl, Chaina nɔ bin de igen igen. Rɔshia bin win Turkey di sem tɛm ɛn tek Iran. Afta dat, di Midul Is sɛf bin fɔdɔm. Wan ɛmpaya we gɛt wɔndaful pawa bin kam. Rɔshia bin kɔntinyu fɔ bɔku ɛn i bin de go bifo. I bin tek nyu kɔntri dɛn, ɛn di Rɔshian rubul bin gɛt gold bak.
  Ɛn na so i bin kɔntinyu te di wan ol wɔl jɔyn ɔnda di Rɔshian ɛmpaya.
  Wan pawaful kiŋdɔm bin kam. We bin mek ɔl mɔtalman gɛt wanwɔd. Na di wɔl, wɔ dɛn bin stɔp, angri nɔ bin de igen, sik dɛn bin dɔn. Sayɛns bin de gayd di wan ol planɛt. Ɛn ɔda tin dɛn bin de rul. Ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat, mɔtalman, we dɔn sɔlv in prɔblɛm dɛn we de insay, tɔn to spes. Dis na di men rod we gɛt fɔ du wit ɛkspɛnshɔn. Ɛn we gɛt fɔ du wit dis, pipul dɛn bigin fɔ mek sayɛns fim dɛn we de na di spes.
  Bɔt pipul dɛn de aks kwɛstyɔn dɛn mɔ ɛn mɔ: di monaki na tin we de yestede? Yu tink se i go bɛtɛ fɔ mek dɛn mek dimokrasi? Ɛn fɔ tru, aw lɔng dikteta gɔvmɛnt go las na wan sivil ɛmpaya? Pipul dɛn bin want fridɔm, ɛn di nyu bɔjwasi bin want chenj. Inklud di palɛmint ɔtoriti dɛn.
  Ɔlman bin want bɔku tin. Ɛn i bin tan lɛk se di we aw dɛn bin de rul di kiŋ dɛn nɔ bin de igen. Ɛn sɔm pat pan dis na tru. Wetin na di Midul Ij insay wan spɛshal ɛmpaya, we wan empara ɛn wan absolyut kiŋ de na pawa? Ɛn aw lɔng yu go ebul fɔ bia wit di totalitarianism?
  Fɔ tɔk smɔl, wan kɔnspɛkt bin machɔ, ɛn dɛn kil di empara. Ɛn wan sojaman dɛn bin tek di gɔvmɛnt.
  Bɔt na di rimot provins dɛn na di spɛs ɛmpaya, pipul dɛn bigin fɔ mek fɛt-fɛt. Ɛn pipul dɛn we de fɛt fɔ mek pipul dɛn kɔmɔt na ɔda kɔntri. Ɛn di big, sta pawa bin fɔdɔm insay bɔku pat dɛn. Ɛn wɔ bin de bitwin dɛn pat dɛn ya. Ɛn if wan tɛm bin de we di fiudal bin de skata, dat min se wan tɛm we mɔtalman bin de skata bin bigin insay di tɛm we nanoteknɔlɔji bin de. Dis na wetin we dɛn pul di kiŋdɔm na pawa kin mek. Fɔ bɛtɛ ɔ fɔ wɔs, di kiŋ dɛn bin de ol di kiŋdɔm togɛda.
  Jɔs lɛk aw i bin de na di tsarist ɛmpaya, di impyɔrian pawa bin de ol Rɔshia bak togɛda. Ɛn na dat mek Briten bin fɔdɔm bikɔs di monaki bin bi purely nominal. Ɛn dis bin mek Ingland lɔs ɔl di prɔpati dɛn we dɛn bin gɛt we dɛn bin de rul. Wetin wi go se bɔt di praymɛnt minista? I nɔ ivin bi di edman fɔ gɔvmɛnt! Ɛn sɔntɛm Briten go dɔn lɔs ɔl di kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de rul bikɔs dɛn nɔ gɛt strɔng gɔvmɛnt we gɛt pawa. Ɛn Rɔshia bin gɛt mɔ sakrifays pan dis tin pas ɔda wan dɛn - sɔntɛm na bikɔs ɔf di tsa. We bin kɔnsɛntret di risɔs dɛn na wan an ɛn put dɛn fɔ yuz.
  Nɔto ɔl kiŋ dɛn bin big, dɛn ɔl bin gɛt fɔlt. Bɔt di ɔtoritarian manejmɛnt stayl sɛf dɔn sho se i de wok fayn fɔ wan big stet. Dis na aw di British dɛn bin lɔs pawa oba di kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de rul. Bɔt di sem tin bin apin to di Frɛnch dɛn, pan ɔl we dɛn bin gɛt prɛsidɛnt. So? Ɔtoritarianism nɔ kin sev ɔltɛm.
  Maybe na dimokrasi na in fɔ blem? Ɔ di we aw di Frɛnch dɛn nɔ bin gɛt pawa igen, we bin lɔs di wɔ to di Jamani dɛn?
  
  PRESIDƐNT FƆ RƆSHIA SWAN!
  Insay Ɔgɔst 1999, di ɔligarch dɛn disayd se Putin nɔ fit - i nɔ gɛt ɛkspiriɛns pan ilɛkshɔn kampen, i shɔt, i gɛt kwayɛt vɔys, ɛn i nɔ go izi fɔ mek dɛn pik am fɔ bi prɛsidɛnt.
  Bɔt Swan... Fɔ tru, na wɛlbɔdi man, ɛn i gɛt vɔys we de mek tɛnda, yu kin si wantɛm wantɛm se na strɔng pɔsin. Na tru se risk de se i go bi dikteta, bɔt yu kin ɛkspɛkt dis frɔm Putin. Apat frɔm dat, ɔlman dɔn sabi Lebed fɔ lɔng tɛm ɛn gud gud wan.
  Ɛn Yeltsin bin prɔmis Lebed fɔ bi praymɛnt minista. Na tru se di Stet Duma nɔ gladi fɔ dis kayn pɔsin we go tek in ples. Bɔt di diputi dɛn bin de kray ɛn grɔmbul smɔl, ɛn di sɛkɔn tɛm we dɛn tray fɔ du am, dɛn bin gri fɔ mek i tek in ples. Lebed bin kam wan agrimɛnt kwik kwik wan wit di Chechens ɛn di wɔ na Dagestan bin dɔn. Dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi notis se di ikɔmi dɔn kam bak. Plus i bin gi mɔ jenaros ɛp bak pas di rial stori.
  Lebed bin manej, yuz administretiv risos, stet midia and di ikonomik growth we de kam, to win di ilekshon fo di fes raun. Dɔn i bin mek in yon pawa strɔng. I nɔ tu te, Chechnya bin gri fɔ bi mɛmba na Rɔshia as kɔntri we dɛn de rul. Di ikɔmi bin gɛt stedi growth, Lebed bin gɛt di ays pɔpulɛshɔn ɛn i bin rɔn fɔ di tɔd tɛm. Dimokrasi nɔ bin lɔs kpatakpata, bɔt i bin smɔl. Na di Lebed pati bin de domin di ilɛkshɔn: Ɔna ɛn Mamaland. Rilayshɔn wit di Wɛst bin gɛt smɔl smɔl tɛns.
  In prinsipul, na smɔl difrɛns bin de frɔm Putin. If dɛn nɔ bin avɔyd di wɔ na Chechnya, ɛn Maskhadov bin de rul, nɔto Kadyrov. Ɛn i dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i tan lɛk insay rial stori. Na Lebed nɔmɔ, we nɔ shem, rɔn fɔ di tɔd tɛm, ɛn di rifrendum gi am di rayt.
  Ɛn dɛn bin gɛt di Winter Olympic Games na Sochi... No sɔri-at nɔ bin de, bɔt i tan lɛk se pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ rɔnawe pan fate. Maidan bin bɔn na Yukren. Lebed bin tek Kraym ɛn i nɔ bin shem fɔ tek Dɔnbas ɛn Ɔdesa. Rilayshɔn wit di Wɛst dɔn wɔs. Ɛn afta dat, wantɛm wantɛm, we dɛn nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt, di Prɛsidɛnt Jɛnɛral krash insay wan ɛlikopta.
  Ɛn di nyu ilɛkshɔn bin apin insay wan tɛnsi. Di kɔmyunis kandidet bin win we i nɔ bin de tink se i go win. Bɔt stil, ɔnda Lebed, bad bad kapitalizim bin de, ɛn di praymɛnt minista bin tɔn to pɔsin we tu fri ɛn we de sɔpɔt Wɛstinian. Ɔltin go fayn, bɔt di praymɛnt minista ɛn aktin prɛsidɛnt yɔŋ ɛn vɛks. Ɛn bak pipul dɛn lɛk am na di Wɛst. I go bifo ɛn ɔda fɔ arɛst di wan we win di ilɛkshɔn ɛn anul di rizɔlt. Di Russian Maidan don olredi flare op fo ansa. Di pipul dɛn ɛn di polis dɛn bigin fɔ fɛt: bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn bin wund, bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn bin day. Instability na di rijyɔn dɛn. Di tin bin wɔs bikɔs di Wɛstinian sankshɔn dɛn afta we Lebed bin tek af pat na Yukren, ɛn di ɔyl prayz bin fɔdɔm.
  Dɔn di aktin prɛsidɛnt tɔn to Amɛrika. Ɛn Amɛrika bin sɔpɔt am bay we i bin de sɛn sojaman dɛn na Mɔsko ɛn ɔda siti dɛn. Bɔt di tin bin jɔs wɔs. Wan pat pan di ami bin de agens di aktin prɛsidɛnt.
  Di sivil wɔ bigin. Na wan say, di praymɛnt minista we bi pro-Wɛstɛn protɛj (ɛn wetin mek Lebed gi di ikɔmi to di libal pipul dɛn?) na di ɔda say, di Rɛd Ami, ɛn na di tɔd, nashɔnal patnaship dɛn we nɔ gɛt kɔmyunis hue.
  Chechnya tek advantej pan dis ɛn anɔys se i dɔn kɔmɔt nia di Rɔshian Fɛdareshɔn. Bɔt dis na smɔl pat pan di teritɔri, so tɛm nɔ bin de yet fɔ dat. Di Rɛd Ami in ɔfens bigin, bɔt di praymɛnt minista, we bin aks fɔ sɔpɔt frɔm NATO, bin stɔp di advans wit bɔm atak.
  Di fɛt bin bigin fɔ fɛt bad bad wan. Nɔbɔdi nɔ bin want fɔ kɔmprɔmis ya.
  Nashɔnal pipul dɛn we lɛk dɛn kɔntri bin tɔn to mɔ skata. Sɔm pan dɛn, we dɛn bin dɔn gɛt mɔni frɔm di Wɛst, bin mek wan agrimɛnt wit di praymɛnt minista. Di wɔ bin de go bifo, bɔt di gɔvmɛnt sojaman dɛn bin strɔng mɔ ɛn dɛn bin push di Rɛd Ami bak na Sayberia.
  Bɔt di pwɛl pwɛl we dɛn bin pwɛl bin rili impɔtant. Di gɔli wɔ bin kɔntinyu bak.
  Di praymɛnt minista bin gɛt ilɛkshɔn we NATO bin de kɔntrol, we tan lɛk ɔpreshɔn ɛn i bin bi prɛsidɛnt. I gi faktri ɛn mayn to di Wɛst, ɛn instɔl US bays ɔlsay.
  Dɛn bin anɔys libaralayzeshɔn insay di kɔntri. Kasino dɛn bin kam bak, dɛn bin mek lɔ fɔ tek sɔft drɔgs, fɔ mared man ɛn uman, ɛn fɔ du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit ɔda pɔsin. Advatayzmɛnt dɛn de bak fɔ vodka, bia, ɛn sigrɛt na di skrin dɛn. Sɔntin we fiba di nayntin ia. Ɛn di dala dɔn ɔfishal wan bi di nashɔnal mɔni na Rɔshia.
  Di Rɛd Ami ɛn wan wan pipul dɛn we lɛk dɛn kɔntri bin fɛt wan gɔli wɔ, bɔt smɔl smɔl di we aw dɛn bin de agens dɛn bin fɔdɔm.
  Laif na Rɔshia nɔ bin tu bad. Fridɔm bin de mɔ, dɛn bin de pe fayn bɛnifit to di wan dɛn we nɔ gɛt wok, ɛn dɛn bin de divɛlɔp di ɛnjɔymɛnt biznɛs. Ivin wan sistɛm bin de we gɛt bɔku pati dɛn. In jɛnɛral, di apinɛns fɔ dimokrasi, insay di prɛzɛns fɔ fɔmal ɔltɛrnativ dɛn. Bɔt na di CIA bin de kɔntrol di diputɛt dɛn, ɛn di ɔposishɔn bin saiz lɛk poket.
  Bɔt dɛn nɔ bin ban fɔ provok di bigman dɛn ɛn ivin di Prɛsidɛnt fɔ Rɔshia. Pantap dat, i nɔ tu te, wan uman we fayn bɔt we de du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs di we aw Gɔd nɔ want, tek di prɛsidɛnt in ples.
  Prostitushɔn nɔ bin jɔs bi ligal, bɔt ivin fri wan tɛm insay di wik.
  Dɛn bin alaw am fɔ du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit titi dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin mek difrɛn kayn rud rud pikchɔ ɔ fim dɛn we de na di wɔl bi lɔ. Di nyu prɛsidɛnt bin difrɛn bikɔs i lɛk pipul dɛn ɛn i bin gɛt bɔku bɔyfrɛn dɛn, ivin bɔy pikin dɛn. Ɛn bak wan krayb fɔ BDSM.
  Mami ɛn dadi biznɛs bigin fɔ kɔmɔt na di skrin dɛn, ɛn i pas di say dɛn we pɔsin fɔ du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit ɔda pɔsin. Dɛn bin bigin fɔ lan bɔt mami ɛn dadi biznɛs ɛn Kama Sutra lɛsin dɛn na skul dɛn.
  We i kam pan rilijɔn, dɛn bin tek di rod fɔ mek ɔda kult dɛn tek di Ɔtodɔks in ples. Mɔ di wan dɛn we de na di ist pat. Pantap dat, di "Nyu Ij" dɔn go bifo mɔ. Wan tichin we intrestin na we mek ɔl rilijɔn dɛn jɔyn togɛda fɔ bi sɔntin we kɔmɔn ɛn di sem tɛm we de ɔlsay na di wɔl.
  Bay dis tɛm, Chaina bin dɔn lɔs in tradishɔnal sɛl makit dɛn ɛn i bin fɔdɔm pan prɔblɛm. Pantap dat, bɔku pipul dɛn nɔ bin lɛk se di Chairmɛn fɔ di Pipul dɛn Ripɔblik na Chaina bin tray fɔ mek wan man ɛn di dikteta we nɔ gɛt wan patikyula tɛm. Dɛn bigin fɔ mek pipul dɛn nɔ gɛt wanwɔd ɛn pipul dɛn we de protɛst.
  Di uman prɛsidɛnt, pan ɔl we i de du bad, i tranga. Di opozishɔn we de ausayd di sistɛm bin de prɛs, ɛn dɛn bin de kɔt Chaina frɔm ɔksijɛn. Di ikɔmi na Rɔshia bin divɛlɔp kwik kwik wan. Ɛn di we aw di Amɛrika dɛn bin de tek di kɔntri nɔ bin ambɔg am. Difrɛn frɔm dat: lɛk Jamani ɛn Jepan, Rɔshia bin de bi nyu tayga. I nɔ ivin klia udat de ɔkup udat.
  We sivil wɔ bin bigin na Chaena, rɛfyuji dɛn bin kam na Sayberia.
  Dɛn bigin fɔ mek wok kamp dɛn.
  Dɔn di uman sho in grin, ɛn gi dɛn ɔl tu wɛpɔn dɛn. Chenj dɔn apin na Amɛrika sɛf. Di ripɔt fɔ di pati: Stet Patriotism bi prɛsidɛnt. Dat min se, wan tɔd pawa dɔn apia. Ɛn shift to ɔtoritarianism sɛf bigin.
  Di uman prɛsidɛnt kwayɛt wan jɔyn Belarus to Rɔshia ɛn bigin fɔ bil in mɔsul dɛm - we dɛn se na fɔ fɛt Chaina. Ɛn bil rɔbɔt dɛn we gɛt difrɛn dizayn fɔ fɛt.
  Bɔt di wɛpɔn we intrestin pas ɔl na di wan we de agens nyuklia. Dat na, redyushɔn we mek nyuklia riakshɔn nɔ pɔsibul. Fɔ tru, us idiot dɛn ya ɔ dɛn rula dɛn na Rɔshia bin bi we mek di nyuklia shild bɛtɛ. Insted fo neutralize dis terrible monsta.
  
  
  GENNADY ZYUGANOV DƐFƐT YƐLTSIN.
  Di bɔbɔ, bikɔs na demiurge na in maynd, i bin prɔpos wan opshɔn we di kɔmyunis dɛn win insay 1996. Na ya, fos, i stat wit di ilekshon kampen. Zyuganov sho se i gɛt bɔku maynd, ɛn ɔlrɛdi insay Janwari di Duma bin pas wan vot fɔ nɔ kɔnfidɛns pan di gɔvmɛnt. Di rizin na di reyd we Salman Raduev bin du. Di LDPR ɛn Yabloko ɔl tu bin vot fɔ di vot. I pas tu-tɛd pan di Duma.
  Yeltsin put in tel bitwin in leg ɛn pul Kulikov ɛn Barsukov na ɔfis. Bɔt a nɔ tɔch Grachev yet. Di Duma bin pas bak wan vot fɔ nɔ kɔnfidɛns, ɛn Chɛnomydin bin rigɛn. Di gɔvmɛnt dɔn fɔdɔm! Ɛn wit am, di ikɔmi bin go rɔng. Sɔm pipul dɛn we de wok na di industri ɛn ɔligarch dɛn bin rɔsh fɔ swɛ se dɛn go de biɛn Zyuganov. Ɛn Yeltsin sik ɛn tek in bed. I bin gɛt nyu at atak bikɔs i bin de fred.
  Di kɔmyunis Maslyukov bi praymɛnt minista, ɛn dɛn mek di gɔvmɛnt bak.... So di kɔmyunis dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi go na di ilɛkshɔn, dɛn gɛt administretiv risɔs. Zyuganov bin win di fɔs raun. Ɛn na Jɛnoa bin bi di fɔs wan. Prɛsidɛnt fɔ di Ɛmpaya.
  Ɛn di tin dɛn we de apin na di kɔntri nɔ izi. Wɔ de na Chechnya, di ikɔmi de insay rɛsishɔn, ɔyl prayz de fɔdɔm. Ɛn di we aw pipul dɛn de tink bɔt di nyu gɔvmɛnt nɔ klia. Pipul dɛn kin op fɔ gɛt bɔku tin, bɔt dɛn nɔ kin chenj bɛtɛ.
  Zyuganov bin kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt di wɔ na Chechnya. Di Rɔshian ami bin tek ɔl di big big siti ɛn tɔŋ dɛn, bɔt dɛn bin gɛt fɔ fɛt wɔ we dɛn bin de fɛt fɔ lɔng tɛm. Ɛn dis wɔ bin mek shɔ se dɛn gɛt zink kɔfin dɛn ɛn i bin mek di ikɔnomi nɔ de wok fayn.
  Ɛn di prayz fɔ ɔyl bin go dɔŋ to di minimum. Nɔto bin bigin fɔ mek pipul dɛn nɔ gɛt wanwɔd. Wan nyu opɔzishɔn bin kam na Rɔshia, we Nemtsov ɛn Yavlinsky, Fɛdɔrɔv bin de bifo. Bɔt nɔto fɔ lɔng tɛm. Di kɔmyunis dɛn bin mek pipul dɛn nɔ gɛt wanwɔd pan di fridɔm dɛn, ɛn dɛn nɔ bin alaw bɔku pan dɛn fɔ tek pat pan di ilɛkshɔn. Zyuganov bin de agens am. Zhirinovsky tu kɔrɔpt ɛn i nɔ bin ebul fɔ lay klem fɔ di wok we di sɛkɔn Lenin bin du. Swan bin krash insay ɛlikopta ɔnda strenj tin dɛn. Libal pipul dɛn nɔ ɛva rili pɔpul.
  Zyuganov bin ilɛkt fɔ sɛkɔn tɛm wit rɛkɛd lɔw tɔn-ɔut. Ɛn afta dat, i chenj di kɔnstityushɔn. Prays fɔ ɔyl ɛn raw matirial bigin fɔ go ɔp. Di miks plan-maket ikɔmi bigin fɔ go ɔp. Di fɛt-fɛt pipul dɛn na Chechnya bin de fiz ɔut smɔl smɔl. Ɔmɔs pan dɛn Chechen pipul dɛn de? Dɛn kil di bɛst wan dɛn, ɛn di wan dɛn we bin sev bin rɛsayn dɛnsɛf.
  Smɔl smɔl, wan Zyuganov pɔsin we dɛn kɔl Zyuganov pɔsin bin bigin fɔ wɔship. Bɔku pikchɔ dɛn bɔt di dikteta, monumɛnt dɛn, ɛn ɔda tin dɛn. Di kɔmyunis dɛn bin fɔs ridyus di nɔmba fɔ di pati dɛn, dɔn dɛn chenj ɔltogɛda to wan pati sistɛm. Di prɛsidɛnt ilɛkshɔn bin apin, ɛn ivin di 4 ia saykl nɔ chenj, bɔt dis bin tɔn to fɔmaliti mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  I nɔ tu te, dɛn bin mek wan dikteta gɔvmɛnt we bin de rul wit wan kɔlchɔ we de sho se dɛn gɛt pɔsin in pasɔnaliti na Rɔshia. Insay fɔrin polisi, dɛn kin gɛt gɔn rɛs ɛn mɔ ɛn mɔ impudɛns de. Wan wɔ bin ivin de wit Yukren. Di Rɔshian ami bin tek Kiev. I nɔ tu te, di sojaman dɛn we bin de sɔpɔt Rɔshia bin kam na Belarus, ɛn dɛn bin mek wan rifrendum fɔ mek di ripablik go na Rɔshia.
  Afta sɔm tɛm, dɛn bin swɛla Kazakhstan bak. Di prɔses fɔ mek di USSR gɛt layf bak bin de go bifo. Di kɔmyunis dɛn bin de strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ. Di standad fɔ liv na Rɔshia nɔ tu ay, bɔt i bɛtɛ pas di tɛm we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin de. Ɛn agrikalchɔral biznɛs bin de divɛlɔp mɔ ɔ smɔl. Nyu teknɔlɔji dɛn ɛn di we aw di wɔl de wam dɔn mek di tin dɛn we dɛn de avɛst bɔku.
  Bɔt tɛlivishɔn bin kam fɔ mek pipul dɛn nɔ gladi, ɛn ilɛkshɔn bin tɔn to fars, ɛn dɛn nɔ bin gɛt ɔda we fɔ du am wit ɔlmost wan ɔndrɛd pasɛnt rizɔlt. No politiks pipul, no rial politiks sho. Sɔm we dɛn de put ɔltin smɔl. Ɛn i de boring. Ɛn no intrig nɔ de.
  Somtin laik Stalin in taim. Jɔs sɔntɛm smɔl lɛs ripreshɔn. Bɔt dɛn de mek Zyuganov in pɔsin bi. Bɔt di lida fɔ di Kɔmyunis Pati na di Rɔshian Fɛdareshɔn in fes nɔ fayn, ɛn in pikchɔ dɛn de mek a sik.
  Pat pan biznɛs de, jɔs lɛk aw prayvet tred de. Bɔku kɔmyunis bɔs dɛnsɛf bin bi ɔna. Dɛn gɛt os dɛn we de du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit ɔda pipul dɛn ɛn kasino dɛn. Bɔt di taks dɛn pas di wan we Putin bin de pe, bɔt i go du fɔ di ɔligarch dɛn. Pantap dat, di Zyuganov klen de kam smɔl smɔl. Bikɔs i dɔn ɔlrɛdi sɛlibret in batde we mek sɛvinti fayv ia, Jɛnadi Andruvich mek in bɔy pikin bi di sɛkɔn pɔsin na di pati.
  Wow, aw dis na vulgar. Agen di monarki, ɛn ɔl dɛn dinasti ya. Us kayn rial dimokrasi kin de ɔnda kɔmyunis dɛn? Di kollaps of dimokrasi... Bɔt i bin pɔsibul fɔ patli rivaiv di USSR. Rilayshɔn wit di Wɛst na ɛnimi, bɔt dɛn nɔ de tɔk bɔt wɔ. Nyuklia wɔ na fɔ kil yusɛf. Ɛn ɔl tu di say dɛn stil de chenj trɛtin.
  
  
  HIS MAJESTY DI KƐS
  Afta di prɛsidɛnt ilɛkshɔn insay Mach 2018, wit ɔl di masta sabi pipul dɛn we bin de tɔk se di rizɔlt go kam, di tin we dɛn nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt bin apin. Insay Epril 2018, di Rɔshian Prɛsidɛnt in plen bin fɔdɔm. Ɛn di prɛsidɛnt we de naw bin day. Plunging di kɔntri insay kray wata. Ɛn dis bin mek sɔm prɔblɛm dɛn kam wantɛm wantɛm. Frɔm wetin di kɔnstityushɔn se, di fɔs prɛsidɛnt ilɛkshɔn fɔ apin insay tri mɔnt. Ɛn udat go risk fɔ ambɔg di tin dɛn we di kɔnstityushɔn se?
  Ɛn Praymɛnt Minista Mɛdvedɛv bin bi aktin prɛsidɛnt. Ɛn dɛn bin pik am fɔ bi prɛsidɛnt frɔm wan Rɔshia we gɛt wanwɔd. Di kɔmyunis dɛn pul dɛn kɔlektif fam chiaman bak. I bin sho insɛf fayn fayn wan insay Mach. Bɔt ol man Zyuganov stil nɔ gɛt chans. Di men strɛch bin apin bitwin dɛn.
  Na smɔl mɔ kandidet dɛn bin nominate pas las tɛm. Zhirinovsky, we tek di tɔd ples, bin go fɔ di sɛvin tɛm. Prokhorov bin kam bifo, ɛn Bilan. Ɛn sɔm pop siŋ dɛm fɔ rayz dɛn raytin. Di kandidet we intrestin pas ɔl bin tɔn to Alla Pugacheva. So di ilɛkshɔn bin fayn.
  Di kandidet frɔm di pati we de na pawa nɔ bin luk rili kɔnfidɛns ɛn, lɛk aw i kin bi, i avɔyd di tɛlivishɔn dibɛtɛ. Di ikonomik situeshɔn dɔn wɔs as di ɔyl prayz dɔn go dɔŋ. Saudi Arabia dɔn mek di ɔyl we dɛn de mek bɔku, ɛn na so ɔda kɔntri dɛn dɔn mek. Di ruble exchange rate bin fɔdɔm ɛn infleshɔn bin jomp.
  Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn we bin de na Siria bin lɔs bak. Dis bin mek di ilɛkshɔn apin insay tu rawnd. Di pati we bin de na pawa bin gɛt fɔ yuz administretiv risɔs, bɔt dɛn bin stil ilɛkt Medvedev. Ivin if di advantej nɔ bin impɔtant.
  Di kɔmyunis dɛn, lɛk aw dɛn kin du, bin anɔys se dɛn dɔn rig di ilɛkshɔn ɛn dɛn mek smɔl nɔys. Bɔt na smɔl smɔl fɛt-fɛt nɔmɔ bin de.
  Medvedev bin tek tɛm du rifɔm dɛn. Insay di ilɛkshɔn fɔ gɔvna dɛn, dɛn bin pul di munisipaliti filta dɛn, dɛn bin alaw fɔ nominate kandidet dɛn frɔm we dɛn ol twɛnti wan ia, ɛn dɛn bin ridyus di maksimam sayn barɛri frɔm tu pasɛnt to wan, ɛn di minimum to wan tɛn. Apat frɔm dat, dɛn bin alaw di wan dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn kɔndɛm fɔ rɔn fɔ bi gɔvna, ɛn dɛn bin alaw dɛn fɔ tek pat pan ilɛkshɔn frɔm we dɛn ol fɔtin ia.
  I go mɔs bi se di las tin we dɛn disayd fɔ du go bɛnifit di bigman dɛn, bikɔs di lɛft pipul dɛn nɔ kin lɛk di wan dɛn we dɔn pas 12 ia.
  Dɛn dɔn rilaks ɔda lɔ dɛn bak smɔl. Speshali, advatayzmɛnt fɔ bia ɛn drink dɛn we nɔ gɛt bɔku rɔm dɔn kam bak na tɛlivishɔn. Dɛn bin soft di lɔ bak we se "On the protection of children from harmful information", mɔ we i kam pan buk dɛn. Ɛn so titi dɛn nɔ lɛk fɔ rid, ɛn dɛn nɔ de alaw dɛn fɔ rid di tin dɛn we intrestin pas ɔl.
  Di prayz fɔ ɔyl bin stil smɔl, ɛn di stet bin de luk fɔ nyu say fɔ gɛt mɔni. Dɛn bin mek gambling bi lɔ ɛn dɛn bin opin kasino dɛn bak. Bɔt di men tin we bin mek pipul dɛn fil bad na di lɔ bɔt laysens fɔ prostitushɔn. Di stet os dɛn we de du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit ɔda pipul dɛn bin apia, ɛn dɛn bin de tek taks frɔm di prist uman dɛn we gɛt lɔv.
  Pipul bin rili laik di fact se di "Dolls" program opin bak, en di apinans of nyu sho dem. Dis na, fɔ tru, big tin.
  Insay fɔrin polisi, di rileshɔn wit di Wɛst dɔn sof. Ɛn chenj dɛn bin apin na Yukren. Somhow dem riconcil Donbass en konklud agrimen dem fo di ikonomi. Bɔt di mitigashɔn bin tɔn aut fɔ bi tin we nɔ stebul. Fɛt dɔn bigin bak na Donbass bak.
  Insay Rɔshia, di tin dɔn tranga mɔ ɛn mɔ. Di lɛft wan dɔn bigin fɔ du mɔ. Dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt bɔku pipul dɛn we pipul dɛn lɛk, ɛn na Yunaytɛd Rɔshia de kɔntrol di Stet Duma. Dɛn bigin fɔ aks fɔ mek dɛn du ilɛkshɔn fɔ di Duma kwik kwik wan. Di rɔli aktiviti bin de gro. Ɛn di vetɛna Zhirinovsky bin sik ɛn lɛf di gem. Di yɔŋ pɔsin we tek in ples sɛf bigin fɔ biev mɔ lawd wan ɛn i bin de go rɔli.
  Di wef we pipul dɛn bin de protɛst bin de gro. Na sɔm ples dɛn, dɛn bigin fɔ bil barikɛd dɛn. Bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn bin wund. Di tin dɛn we di ɔposishɔn bin de aks fɔ bin strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Medvedev, we nɔ difrɛn bikɔs ɔf in strɔng ɛn strɔng abit, bin giv-ɔp. Di Duma ilɛkshɔn bin apin bifo tɛm. Di sakses we di kɔmyunis dɛn bin gɛt bin impɔtant, dɛn bin de bifo Yunaytɛd Rɔshia, bɔt bikɔs ɔf di kɔnstityuɛns dɛn we gɛt wan mɛmba, di ruling pati bin stil kip di majoriti. Apat frɔm dat, dɛn bin ɔganayz tu kɔmyunis pati dɛn na di palimɛnt. Wan wit di yɔŋ Suraikin, di ɔda wan wit di ol Zyuganov. Di LDPR bin pas bak. Na 4 pati nɔmɔ de, ɛn A Just Russia de biɛn di fayv pasɛnt barɛri. Di libal pipul ad likl, bot laik ol taim, dem split dia vot to difren pati.
  Medvedev bin gi di LDPR tu-tri gɔvmɛnt post dɛn ɛn i bin kip di kɔntrol pan di Duma. Agen di kɔmyunis dɛn bigin fɔ atɛnd rɔli dɛn. Dɛn bin de aks fɔ mek dɛn du prɛsidɛnt ilɛkshɔn kwik kwik wan.
  Di protest aktiviti bin coincide wit low oil praiz and som ikonomik downturn. Apat frɔm dat, di wɔ bin kɔntinyu na Siria ɛn di Rɔshian ami bin lɔs. Medvedev bin du tin we i nɔ bin disayd fɔ du. Insay Dɔnbas, pipul dɛn na Yukren bin ebul fɔ kɔntrol di men siti dɛn, ɛn bɔku blɔd bin shed. Medvedev in raytin bin fɔdɔm to wan rɛkɛd ay sins Yeltsin. Bɔt di kɔmyunis dɛn nɔ gɛt wanwɔd. Suraikin tinap ɛn aks fɔ mek dɛn nominate am as wan kandidet frɔm di lɛft fɔs.
  Bɔt di big Kɔmyunis Pati nɔ bin want dis. Siriɔs prɔblɛm dɛn bin kam. Ɛn bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn we de agens di gɔvmɛnt de protɛst. Inklud di krash wit polis. Thrɛt fɔ day. Ɛn ivin di fɔs wan dɛn bin kil.
  Bɔt pan ɔl dat, Medvedev bin go na di fɔs prɛsidɛnt ilɛkshɔn. Bɔt dɛn nɔ bin sɔlv di prɔblɛm. Di Kɔmyunis dɛn nɔ bin ebul bak fɔ nominate wan kandidet ɛn dɛn bin win di sɛkɔn rawnd wit smɔl margin. Sɔm lay lay tɔk dɛn bin de bak.
  Pantap dat, dɛn bin big ɛn dɛn bin kam fɔ no klia wan. Dis bin mek siriɔs kɔnfyushɔn bigin. Di kɔmyunis dɛn bin anawns se dɛn dɔn tif di win frɔm dɛn. Libal, nashɔnalist, ɛn di LDPR wit nyu yɔŋ ɛn ambishɔs lida bin jɔyn di ɔnarɛst.
  Di big Maidan bin bɔs insay faya. Bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn we day ɛn brok brok. Afta sɔm tɛm, di Suprim Kɔt bin anul di ilɛkshɔn rizɔlt ɛn kɔl nyu vot.
  Dis tɛm ya, dɛn bin pik Suraikin fɔ bi prɛsidɛnt. Sɔm pipul dɛn we bin de na di Kɔmyunis Pati na di Rɔshian Fɛdareshɔn bin sɔpɔt am bak.
  Di kam na pawa we wan Stalinist we bin de tɔk klia wan bin mek sɔntin we mek pipul dɛn sɔprayz. Bɔt Suraikin bin tɔn to pɔlitiksman we tek tɛm ɛn balans pas aw dɛn bin de tink. I bin de rayz taks pan di jɛntriman dɛn, bɔt fɔ tek pipul dɛn prɔpati dɛn bin de pik pipul dɛn ɛn dɛn bin de stɔp dɛn. No mas ripreshɔn nɔ bin de. Dɛn dɔn kip di mɔlti-pati sistɛm. We wi nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt, i kam fɔ no se di chenj dɛn nɔto so ɔlsay na di wɔl, ɛn na mɔ na do. Lɛk rɛd ban ɛn bɔku bɔku flag dɛn. Ivin di transmishɔn fɔ di "dɔl" bin kip, bɔt sɔm ɔnda kɔntrol.
  Bɔt di kɔmyunis dɛn bin tek ɔl di lidaship pozishɔn dɛn, ɛn lɛf smɔl pipul dɛn nɔmɔ fɔ sho frɔm ɔda pati dɛn. Ramzan Kadyrov bin tray fɔ kɔmɔt na do, ɛn ivin trɛtin fɔ deklare jihad, bɔt di Alfa spɛshal grup bin arɛst am. Di Chechen pipul dɛn bin de mek smɔl nɔys, bɔt kɔmɔn sɛns bin win. Big wɔ nɔ bin apin na di Kɔkas. Ɛn dɛn bin jɔj Ramzan ɛn gi am tɛn ia fɔ we i tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt ɛn kɔrɔpshɔn. Ɛn di nyu edman fɔ Chechnya na bin di nyu kɔmyunis we dɛn kɔl Surikov.
  
  NICHOLAS DI FƆS - DI GREAT
  Difrɛn tin dɛn de we fiba ɛn chenj dɛn de na di istri na Rɔshia. Na dis na Tsar Nicholas di Fɔs, we bin go insay istri as palkin. Nɔ, Nikolai nɔ bin ebul fɔ bi big pɔsin. Di biginin fɔ di rul bin kɔynsayd wit di tɔk we di Disɛmba pipul dɛn bin de tɔk. Wan biginin we gɛt blɔd, ɛn di kil we dɛn kil di fayv men pipul dɛn we bin plan fɔ du bad, fɔ mek dɛn kɛr di ɔda wan dɛn na ɔda kɔntri.
  Dɔn di wɔ wit Iran, we nɔ bin rili fayn fɔs.
  Na tru se Rɔshia bin chenj di we aw di wɔ bin de ɛn i bin ebul fɔ gɛt bɔku prɔpati dɛn na di say dɛn we dɛn bin de.
  Neks na di konflik wit Turkey... Also no bi tu saksesful, bot ivin hia Russia kin seize di initiative en inkri in posishons likli. Bɔt Tsa Nikolas nɔ bin tray fɔ win di say dɛn we dɛn de. Ɛn di wɔ wit di Chechen Shamil dɛn bin drɛg, ɛn tay Rɔshia in an.
  Di chans fɔ go insay istri as big wan bin kam di tɛm we dɛn bin de fɛt wit Turkey. Bɔt afta dat, Frans, Briten, ɛn di kiŋdɔm na Sadinia bin de agens Rɔshia. I klia se di pawa dɛn nɔ ikwal. Di onli tin na dat di alies dem bin de opereyt fa frɔm dɛn bays ɛn dat mek i bin at fɔ dɛn fɔ saplae.
  Bɔt di wok we dɛn go du na di wɔ bin disayd bay di we aw di British ɛn Frɛnch dɛn bɛtɛ pas ɔlman pan wɛpɔn dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin gɛt strɔng taktik kɔmand.
  Menshikov stil tɔn aut fɔ bi midulman. Ɛn dis bin mek dɛn win. Ɛn i tan lɛk se Tsa Nikolas di fɔs pɔsin bin kil insɛf. Ɛni we aw i bi, da kayn vɛshɔn de de.
  Wan ɛnd we nɔ gɛt glori to wan kiŋdɔm we jɔs nɔ rili gɛt sakrifays. Na di fɔs tɛm insay bɔku ia, Rɔshia bin pwɛl in eria dɛn we di wɔ bin de ɛn i bin mek in mɔni nɔ fayn.
  Lɛ wi se i bin fɔ dɔn apin difrɛn we ɛn Nikolas di Fɔs bin fɔ dɔn win.
  Rɔshia win in padi dɛn ɛn gɛt kɔntrol pan Aminia, di Karp rijɔn, Erzurum ɛn ɔda land dɛn. Frans gɛt trɔbul ɛn dɛn pul Nɛpɔlyɔn di Tɔd. Briten kɔmɔt na di wɔ, bikɔs i dɔn spɛn in trɛnk.
  Tsarist Rɔshia bin gɛt pat pan di teritɔri na Eshia Maynɔ, ɛn ɔl di land dɛn we di pipul dɛn na Aminia bin de.
  Di Ottoman Empire kam insay di las dɛklin ɛn i lɔs kɔntrol pan di Bolkans ɛn mɔ pan Bulgaria. Nikolas na di fɔs pɔsin we bi di Tsar Liberator.
  Afta sɔm tɛm, Rɔshia kin gɛt teritɔrial akwyizishɔn bak frɔm Chaina.
  Nikolai na di fɔs pɔsin we de na in repertoire. Insay di Amɛrikan Sivil Wɔ, di Rɔshian Tsa, togɛda wit di British, bin de sɔpɔt di pipul dɛn na di sawt. Mek? Di Emparɔ na Rɔshia bin rili fred fɔ Alaska. Bikɔs Amɛrika dɔn strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ, i go ebul fɔ tek dis rimot eria. So wetin mek dɛn fɔ mek Amɛrika strɔng?
  Briten bin gɛt in yon rizin dɛn bak fɔ mek dɛn nɔ gɛt kɔmpitishɔn na di Wɛstɛn Ɛmisfya.
  Fɔ tɔk smɔl, di we aw di wɔ bin de go chenj ɛn di pipul dɛn na di sawt bin mek di pipul dɛn na di nɔt win bɔku bɔku wan ɛn dɛn bin tek Nyu Yɔk ɛn Washinton.
  Nikolas di Fɔs, jɔs lɛk aw i bin de du tin, i nɔ bin tan lɛk Alɛgzanda, lɛk rula we de si fa. Ɛn i day insay 1864, bikɔs i bin dɔn go insay istri as big pɔsin.
  In pikin bin kɔntinyu fɔ du di tin dɛn we in papa bin de du. Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin kam insay Sɛntral Eshia, ɛn dɛn bin win di land dɛn we bin de de. Dɛn bin kip di slev wok na Rɔshia. Alɛgzanda di Sɛkɔn bin ebul fɔ du bɔku tin. Insay Amɛrika, afta tɛn ia, di sivil wɔ bin dɔn, ɛn ɔl tu di say dɛn bin blɔd kpatakpata. Difrɛn frɔm dat, Ɔstria dɔn strɔng. Di pipul dɛn na Ɔstria bin tek pat pan di land dɛn na di Bolkans, mɔ na Bɔsnia ɛn Ɛzigovina. Bifo dis, di pipul dɛn na Ɔstria bin win di kiŋdɔm na Sadinia. Dɔn insay 1967, di wɔ wit Prɔshia bigin. I bin las fɔ sɛvin ia ɛn i bin dɔn ɛn i nɔ bin gɛt ɛnitin fɔ du wit am.
  Rɔshia bin dɔn win Kɔnstantinopl insay 1971. Na di Prɔshian ɛn Ɔstrian dɛn bin taya dɛnsɛf. Ɛn Briten nɔ strɔng atɔl fɔ fɛt Rɔshia.
  Dis na aw di Arab land dɛn bin jɔyn an... Alɛgzanda di Sɛkɔn na bin sovayb we bin gɛt sakrifays, bɔt insay 1882, wan aksidɛnt bin apin to am ɛn ɔltin chenj. Alɛgzanda di Tɔd bin ivin mek chenj dɛn na di Ɔtodɔks, ɛn i bin alaw Rɔshian dɛn fɔ gɛt 4 wɛf dɛn. Apat frɔm dat, dɛn bin pul di Nativity fast insay Ɔtodɔks. Alɛgzanda di Tɔd bin rul smɔl pas aw i bin de rul, bɔt i bin dɔn bak insay 1896.
  Bɔt i bin stil ebul fɔ fɛn ɔda wɛf fɔ in bɔy pikin Nikolas di Sɛkɔn. So tin bin go fayn na Rɔshia ɔnda di nyu sovayb. Rɔshia bin kam insay Chaina. Ɛn i bin win di wɔ wit Jepan. So Rɔshia bin dɔn gɛt bɔku bɔku bot dɛn na di Indian Oshɔn ɛn di Mɛditarenian Si, ɛn di samurai dɛn bin gɛt bɔku bɔku pawa.
  Japan bin lɔs di wɔ bad bad wan to Rɔshia. Giv away di Kuril rij ɛn Taywan. Na bin di besis fɔ Zheltorossiya wit ɛkspɛnshɔn na Chaina... Di Tsarist Ɛmpaya bin rich wan big big dawn ɛn pawa. I bin gɛt Iran, lɛk di wan ol Midul Is, af pat na Chaena, Tɛki, Romɛnia, Alaska, ɛn ivin Ijipt.
  No kɔntri nɔ bin ikwal to Rɔshia pan teritɔri ɛn pipul dɛn. So, di wɔ we dɛn bin fɛt wit Ɔstria insay 1914 bin tek siks mɔnt nɔmɔ ɛn di tsarist ɛmpaya bin win.
  Nikolas II bin tɔn to, in jɔnal, wan tsar we bin rili gɛt sakrifays. Di wɔ wit Prɔshia insay 1918 bak bin kwik ɛn dɛn bin win. Rɔshia bin rich na di mawnten dɛn we dɛn kɔl Alps ɛn di Rayn. I bin go insay Libya ɛn win Itiopia. Di muvmɛnt ɔlsay na Afrika dɔn rili wok fayn. Di ɛkspɛnshɔn to Chaina bin kɔntinyu bak. Insay di twɛnti ia, dɛn bin dɔn fɔ put Chaina ɔnda dɛn. Ɛn insay di fɔs pat pan di ia 30, Rɔshia bin tek India bak. Briten nɔ bin ebul fɔ kip dis kɔntri we dɛn bin de rul.
  Tsa Nikolas II bin rul te 1937 ɛn i bin tɔn to wan rili big kiŋ. Di tɛm we i bin de rul bin bi di men tin we mek Rɔshia bin gɛt bɔku prɔpati.
  Ɛn in bɔy pikin we nem Alɛksi di Sɛkɔn bin sidɔm na di tron. Dis tɛm, i bin rili gɛt wɛlbɔdi, bikɔs in mama bin difrɛn.
  Rɔshia bin kɔntinyu fɔ go bifo na Afrika. Insay 1941, wɔ bin bigin bitwin Frans, Briten, Bɛljiɔm, Ɔland, ɛn Jepan agens Rɔshia.
  Wan ol kɔlishin bin de agens di Rɔshian Bea. Na Rɔshian tank dɛn nɔmɔ na bin di bɛst wan dɛn na di wɔl da tɛm de. Ɛspɛshali "Nikolai" - 3 ɛn "Alɛgzanda" -5. So dɛn pul di ɛnimi insay wan sled we nɔto in yon.
  Blɔd fɛt dɛn bigin fɔ bɔyl. Frɛnch ɛn British tank dɛn nɔ bin bɛtɛ pas di Soviet wan dɛn pan wɛpɔn dɛn, wɛpɔn dɛn, ɛn di we aw dɛn bin de wok. Apat frɔm dat, di Tsarist Rɔshia bin gɛt ɛlikopta ɛn jet plen dɛn bak. We bin pwɛl di padi dɛn we bin de na di ays.
  Insay di fɔs mɔnt we dɛn bin de fɛt, di tsarist ami bin tek Bɛljiɔm ɛn Ɔland. Ɛn i bin kam nia Paris. So di ɛnimi
  I bin tɔn to wok we i bin de du. Ɛn dɛn gi am tranga tɛm. Di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn fɛt ɔlrɛdi as pat pan di Rɔshian Ɛmpaya. Dis na aw dɛn bin de sho wil ɛn pawa. We Ɔgɔst dɔn, Rɔshia bin dɔn win Frans. Ɛn we fɔti wan ia dɔn, Afrika ɛn Indochaina. Di wangren tin we nɔ bin de na Briten insɛf ɛn di say dɛn we i bin de rul.
  Bɔt insay 1942, di sojaman dɛn na Rɔshia we bin de rul di Tsar bin win Kanada ɛn Ɔstrelia. Ɛn insay Julay, dɛn bin kech di mɛtropɔlis. Na so di las strɔng ples fɔ di kɔlishin bin fɔdɔm. Wan pis dɔn kam fɔ sɔm tɛm.
  Bɔt... Insay 1947, Rɔshia bin tek Spen ɛn Pɔtyugal - yuz di ɔnarɛst as ɛkskyuz fɔ mek ɔda tin dɛn kam bak. Ɛn insay 1950, bikɔs di nɔt pat na Amɛrika bin de trɛtin fɔ mek nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn, wɔ bin bigin fɔ fɛt wit Amɛrika. I bin las fɔ tu mɔnt nɔmɔ ɛn i bin dɔn we di stet dɛn we de na di nɔt bin tek di kɔntri. Afta sɔm tɛm, di tsarist ami bin tek kɔntrol pan di stet dɛn we de na di sawt. Ɛn insay 1957, dɛn bin win Mɛksiko bak. Ɛn insay 1960, Skandinevia bin bi pat pan Rɔshia "we i want."
  Sɔntɛm Alɛksi di Sɛkɔn, we insɛf na bin big kiŋ, go ebul fɔ win di wan ol wɔl. Bɔt insay 1967, we i bin ol siksti tri ia, i bin fɔdɔm pan wan plen. Ɛn in pikin we nem Vladimir di Tɔd bin go na di tron. Dis na kiŋ, i jɔs disayd - wan planɛt - wan ɛmpaya. Ɛn di tsarist ami bin tek ɛn tek ɔl di ɔda kɔntri dɛn bay 1974, ɛn dɛn bin mek wan ɛmpaya. So, di Tsarist Rɔshia bin dɔn fɔ gɛda di land dɛn. Dɛn bɔn Vladimir di Tɔd
  insay 1937, jɔs we Nikolas di Sɛkɔn day. I bin flay te 2004, bɔt i bin sɔfa bak wan bad bad tin bikɔs ɔf di flay. Ɛn in pikin we nem Jɔj we na di fɔs pɔsin bin gɛt di tron. Rɔshia bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de bifo pan di wan ol spes ɛkspɛnshɔn.
  Bak insay 1951, di fɔs man bin flay go na di spes. Ɛn insay 1959, pipul dɛn we de travul na di skay bin land na di mun. Insay 1970, dɛn bin flay go na Mas. Insay 1973, i bin go na Venus. Insay 1979, i bin go na Mɛksiko. Insay 1981, to wan pan di sataylayt dɛn na Jupita. Insay 1994, to di planɛt we de fa pas ɔl na Pluto. Ɛn insay 2018, di fɔs mɔtalman flay we de na do na di solar sistem insay di istri fɔ di wɔl ɛn astronautics bigin.
  Dɛn bin pik 4 gyal pikin dɛn fɔ dis. Dɛn bin spɛshal bikɔs dɛn nɔ bin de ol. Ɛn dɛn bin fɛt insay di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ. If wi tink bɔt di fɛt na
  Nicholas di Fɔs wit wan ol kɔlishin fɔ di Wɛstɛn stet dɛn.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de waka rawnd barefut ɛn wit bikini ɔltɛm. Dɛn kayn kul ɛn wɔndaful fayn fayn tin dɛn de.
  Na ya dɛn de rɔn pan wan staship. Dɛn kin twich dɛn leg dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn chip:
  - Ɛn dis briz nɔ de na di wɔl! Wi go de togɛda wit Setan!
  Natasha na bin di fɔs gyal pikin we notis, i bin de twirl di bumerang wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin:
  - Aw i fayn fɔ mek Nikolas di Fɔs gi di Inglish ɛn Frɛnch bren!
  Zoya bin de gigl ɛn tɔk se:
  - Dis na tru tru tru!
  Di fayn uman we gɛt rɛd ia we nem Ɛnjɛlika bin de gigl ɛn tɔk wit sɛns se:
  - Bɔt slev biznɛs stil de wok na Rɔshia!
  Svetlana bin de gigl ɛn sho in tɔŋ, ɛn ansa se:
  - Yes, nobodi kansel dis!
  Ɛn ɔl di 4 gyal pikin dɛn bin de tɔn dɛn leg dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we tan. Afta ɔl, na dɛn bin ebul fɔ akɔmplit di tin we nɔ pɔsibul - ɛn tɔn di tayd fɔ di Kraym kɔnflikt. Dis bin mek Rɔshia win bɔku tin dɛn.
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn bin sho dɛnsɛf fayn fayn wan. Di Fab Fo, bot dem nid golkipa tu.
  Natasha bin tɔk wit sɛns se:
  - Coward nɔ de ple ɔki! Bɔt ɔki de put prɛshɔn pan pɔsin we de fred!
  Zoya bin rimark wit wan giggle:
  - Dis na fani tin? Na dat mek na sin fɔ smayl!
  Faya Anjɛlika bin tɔk se:
  - Bɔt sinman dɛn bin de ɔltɛm, tide bin de ɛn tumara go de!
  Svetlana bin gri wit dis wantɛm wantɛm:
  - Sin nɔ go ebul fɔ pwɛl!
  Afta dat ɔl di 4 gyal pikin dɛn go spank wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn spak dɛn kin flay frɔm dɛn rawnd il.
  In jenɛral, fɔ tru, i kin boring smɔl lɛk dis, i de flay insay di abyss we nɔ gɛt ɛnd na di spes. Bɔt kɔmpyuta gem dɛn de. Dɛn kin pul di tin dɛn we fayn fɔ si.
  Na tru se i fani fɔ gyal pikin dɛn. Fɔ ɛgzampul, ɔmɔs difrɛn wɛpɔn dɛn dɛn kin gɛt?
  Natasha bin sho in tit dɛn we bin de shayn brayt pas pal, ɛn i bin tɔk se:
  - Bɔku strɔng hiro ɛn hiroin dɛn de na Rɔshia!
  Zoya shek in golden kɔl ɛn swɛt:
  - Natural blonde, i gɛt stret bak!
  Ɛn in tit dɛn go shayn ɛn shayn. Di titi na, fɔ tru, pɔsin we dɛn mek wit mɛtal. Pantap dat, pan ɔl we i yɔlɔ, i kin rili te. Dɛn ful-ɔp wit dɛbul charm.
  Anjɛlika bin de gigl ɛn his:
  - Wel, admit am, biuti - yu go los yu hair wen yu de wear top?
  Svetlana bin sho in tit dɛn wit agresiv wan ɛn tɔk se:
  - A lɛk pairati dɛn!
  Natasha bin tɔk bad bad wan se:
  - Ɛn a go hit yu wit mi il!
  Zoya bin de gigl, tɔn ova na in sayd ɛn se:
  - Mi ɛn yu na wan kɔmni!
  Anjɛlik bin sho in tit ɛn shek in fayn fayn hip dɛn, we nɔ bin dɔn lɔs dɛn elastik fɔ tu ɔ tri ia, ɛn i bin tɔk se:
  - Mi ɛn yu na wan kɔmni!
  Svetlana bin sho in mɔt ɛn kɔnfɔm se:
  - Ɛni wan gɛt si we gɛt charm!
  Ɛn ɔl di 4 gyal pikin dɛn his wan tɛm:
  - Supaman dɛn!
  Natasha, we bin de ple wit in mays dɛn wit agresiv wan, bin tɔk se:
  - Wi na warriors of Nicholas... Wi destroy di influx of di horde!
  Zoya bin de gigl ɛn muf se:
  - A go tear di Fuhrer to pis!
  Anjɛlika bin wink ɛn twist in bɔdi ɛn ala se:
  - Dɛn go kɔt dɛn to pis bay pusi!
  Svetlana bin sho in tit ɛn tɔk, witout ɛni ple ple:
  - Di Romanov dinasti na wan dinasti we go de sote go. I bin mek Rɔshia kɔntrol di wɔl! Ɛn i nɔ go te igen i go mek pipul dɛn kam na di wan ol wɔl!
  Natasha bin de gigl ɛn swɛt:
  - Sɔmbɔdi, sɔmbɔdi pɔnish wi! Gi wi, gi wi sɔd! Agens, agens di nyu bad bad sik!
  Ɛn di titi go jomp ɔp ɛn spin di impak spina, ɛn rɔta in leg we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Zoya jomp op ɛn tɔk se:
  - Pis to yu os! Na if dɛn nɔ gɛt di atɔmik bɔm nɔmɔ!
  Anjɛlika bin ansa wit zil se:
  - We wi gɛt wanwɔd, wi nɔ go ebul fɔ win!
  Svetlana bin gladi fɔ kɔnfɔm dis:
  - Na wan wɔl nɔmɔ de! Ɛn wan ɔndrɛd ia!
  Ɛn i bin de ple wit in bɛlɛ mɔsul dɛn. Di gyal rili na di lɛvul we dɛn gi am. Ɛn if i hit yu wit in bare fut, lɛk se i gɛt fut... I go tan lɛk se dɛn bit yu wit klɔb.
  Natasha bin notis wit wan sigrɛt se:
  - Yes, bois bin de fo wi taim, no bi laik di trayb we de nau...
  Zoya bin vɛks bad bad wan:
  - Ɛvri sɛntiwɔd gud na in yon we. Ɛn di twɛnti fɔs wan nɔ gɛt smɔl advantej pas di nayntin wan. Mek wi tek pat pan Star Wars. Ɛn wi go sho wi klas we ay pas ɔl!
  Anjɛlika bin kɔnfirm dis wantɛm wantɛm:
  - Di porcupines nɔ go win wi! Wi na jɔs supa gyal dɛn!
  Svetlana jomp op, jomp, spin di extermination spina in flay en cooed:
  - I nɔ pɔsibul fɔ stɔp wi! Na bikɔs wi na gang!
  Ɛn di fayn titi tek am ɛn stɔp in tɔŋ. Ɛn i gɛt wan lɔng wan, we tan lɛk wip. In jenerol, di ledi dem ya na di most outstanding level.
  Natasha tek am ɛn blad wit wayl frenzi:
  - Di fiuja na wi yon!
  Ɛn di wɔman dɛn go tek am ɛn jomp ay ɛn kol! Dɛn na, in jɔnal, di charm klas fɔ wan deadly threat.
  Zoya, dis gyal we gɛt golden ia, bin tɔk wit fayn fayn vɔys se:
  - Cowards de na Russia, bot no... - Na ya di golden-haired biuti no kam wit wan suitable aphorism. Ɛn in jɔnal, mi bren sɔm kayn we bin go mumu. I fayn fɔ gɛt bɔku mɔni.
  Anjɛlika bin aks di gyal pikin dɛn se:
  - I bɛtɛ fɔ gɛt bɔku mɔni ɔ bɔku sɛns?
  Natasha bin tɔk di rayt we se:
  - Nɔ lɛk di maynd, no tin nɔ de we dɛn kɔl tumɔs mɔni! In jenɛral, gyal pikin dɛn, wi kin siŋ?
  Svetlana bin de gigl ɛn tɔk se:
  - Yu tink se gyal pikin fɔ siŋ siŋ? Yu tink se bea go krɔs mi yes?
  Natasha bin de gigl ɛn siŋ se:
  - Di Bea dɛn! Di Bea dɛn! Na bea dɛn nɔmɔ de ɔlsay!
  Ɛn i go spak wit in tit dɛn we de shayn ɛn we rili shap. Yes, di gyal pikin dem difren, bot dis fo na jos super! Ɛn wetin i nɔ go ebul fɔ du!
  Ɛn nɔto jɔs na di fɛt-fɛt ples, bɔt na di lɔv frɔnt bak. Dɛn gyal pikin ya jɔs de briŋ big big gladi at.
  Zoya tek am ɛn twit se:
  - Ɛn a lɛk di bɔbɔ, a go gɛda dɛn togɛda... Ɛn wit Mɛsidis motoka, a go kɛr dɛn go na di slɔt!
  Anjɛlika bin de gigl ɛn tɔk se:
  - Ɛn afta dat, to Karaganda!
  Svetlana bin de ala se:
  - Shɔ!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin bɔs ɛn laf. Dɛn bin rili big ɛn dɛn bin wɔndaful. Wan tawzin dɛbul dɛn de insay dɛn, ɛn tɛn tawzin dɛbul dɛn de! Dis na top klas biuti dɛm!
  Natasha sho in tit, tek am ɛn se:
  - Blak bɛlt na karate, mi siriɔs nɔmba de na di tɔŋ!
  Ɛn di fayn fayn uman bin wink. A bin du mi yon biceps. I kin jɔs bi wɔriɔ we de na di ay kategori, if wi tek bɔksin kwalifayeshɔn. Ɛn rɛdi fɔ fɛt.
  Natasha bin mɛmba aw i bin fɛt di bea. Di wayl wayl wayl animal bin tray fɔ kɔt am. Bɔt di wɔriɔ jomp bak wit rili sɛns. Ɛn i nɔ bin alaw fɔ mek dɛn ol am ɔ fɔ mek dɛn briŋ in paw ɛn in klos dɛn dɔŋ. I kik am na in bɛlɛ wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Di wayl animal bin de swɛt ɛn ala. I bin gɛt damej ɛn blɔd kɔmɔt na in mɔt. Ɛn afta dat, i tek am fɔ insɛf ɛn day!
  Natasha bin ivin siŋ se:
  - Oh bear, bear, nɔ brok mi! A go sidɔm pan ɔs ɛn blo yu ed!
  I fani, fɔ tru, fɔ dil wit da kayn gyal pikin de! I nɔto ivin sɛrks, bɔt na pafɛkt dizayn!
  Dem fo flay go Alpha Centauri en go kray. I jomp ɛn twis in bɔdi ɛn in wes.
  Di titi nɔ de ɛnjɔy insɛf tumɔs. Ɔmɔs ia yu dɔn de rɔn lɛk dis? Na di layf we witch we nɔ ol gɛt nɔmɔ go du fɔ dis kayn flay. Ɛn fɔ tru, wich pipul dɛn nɔ de day. So tek ɛgzampul frɔm di gyal pikin dɛn ɛn wɔship Gɔd Ɔlmayti Rod!
  
  Gɔn we de mek insɛf sɛf E - 10.
  Hitler, lɛk fɔks we gɛt sɛns, bin tɛl dɛn fɔ mek gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ mek dɛnsɛf, we smɔl, we nɔ dia, we nɔ kin izi fɔ si, ɛn we izi fɔ mek. Ɛn i bin involv di bɛst disayna dɛn fɔ di Third Reich pan dis. Ɛn na so dɛn bɔn di ɔrijinal vɛshɔn fɔ di E-10. Di motoka tɔn aut fɔ gɛt wan rili lɔw silhouette we na 1.2 mita, ɛn i we tɛn tan. di fכnt armכr na כnli siksti milimita, bכt na wan rili big angle fכ rεsכnal inklinεshכn. Ɛn tati milimita sayd, wit di rɔla dɛn.
  Tɛnki fɔ di big angle we i de inklin ɛn di smɔl visibiliti, na wan mashin we rili prɛktikal wit tu kru mɛmba dɛn we de we de ledɔm. I izi fɔ mek am. I rili agil, i kin manej, i nɔ dia, i nid smɔl mɛtal. Di gɔn na 75 mm kaliba, 48 EL. Dat min se, di T-4 gɛt wan we we dɛn dɔn mek mɔdan. Tɛnki fɔ di big angle we di siment armour de inklin, Soviet kanɔn shel dɛn kin rɔnawe ɛn rikochɛt.
  Spid wit injin we gɛt 400 ɔspawɛl kin rich et kilomita pan awa. I kin opin kwik kwik wan. Yu nɔ go notis, i izi fɔ mek yu kamof. Ɛn di we aw i de drayv, ivin di we aw i ebul fɔ krɔs kɔntri, rili fayn. We rili impɔtant fɔ Rɔshia.
  Wan fayn fayn gɔn we de yuz insɛf... Bɔt bay Julay 1943 i nɔ bin rɛdi fɔ di frɔnt, ɛn Hitlɛr bin put di ɔfensiv ɛn Opareshɔn Sitadel bifo tɛm. Di Rɛd Ami sɛf bin go fɛt insay Ɔgɔst. As i kam bi, di Nazi dɛn bin dɔn tayt fayn fayn wan. Bɔt fɔ di Jamani dɛn di tin stil at. Di Alay dɛn bin land na Sisili, ɛn na Itali, sojaman dɛn bin tek di gɔvmɛnt we dɛn bin arɛst Mussolini.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin ebul fɔ ol di Oryol ledj fɔ pas tu mɔnt te to midul Ɔktoba, bɔt dɛn stil brok. Dɛn bin fri di igl. Di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt am bɛtɛ na di sawt. Maintshain in strɔng sojaman dɛn de de. Bɔt stil, afta we dɛn bin atak Bɛlgɔrɔd bad bad wan, i bin fɔdɔm Novɛmba 7, 1943. Bɔt di tin dɛn we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn sojaman dɛn lɔs bin so bɔku dat dɛn bin gɛt fɔ stɔp te to Janwari. Di Jamani dɛn nɔ bin sɔfa bɛtɛ. Ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ mek di difens strɔng nia Lɛningrad.
  Di men tin na dat di nyu gɔn we de yuz insɛf bin go insay prodakshɔn ɛn i pruv se i ebul fɔ protɛkt insɛf. Di atak we di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin fɛt insay Janwari na di sawt, nia Lɛningrad, ɛn afta dat na di sɛnt, nɔ bin krawn wit sakrifays. Di winta we bin de fɔti tri ɛn fɔti-fo na bin di fɔs wan we di Kraut dɛn nɔ bin sɔfa fɔ win ɛn dɛn bin ol di frɔnt.
  Na tru se di Alay dɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt na Itali, ɛn dɛn bin tek Nepal pan ɔl we dɛn bin lɔs bɔku mɔni.
  Insay Epril 1944, di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt nyu wan na di sawt. Di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt di E-15 gɔn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf. Di motoka ebi - sikstin tan. Bɔt wit frɔntal amɔ we gɛt 82 mm, sayd amɔ we gɛt 52 mm, wan Panta kanɔn we gɛt 75 mm, 70 EL, ɛn injin we gɛt 550 ɔspaw.
  Wan gɔn we gɛt mɔ pawa ɛn we de protɛkt insɛf fayn fayn wan, bin pruv se i rili wok.
  Di USSR bin gɛt di IS-2 ɛn T-34-85. Kar dɛn denja ɛn dɛn strɔng. Insay di Third Reich, di prodakshɔn fɔ tank dɛn bin go dɔŋ smɔl, bɔt layt gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf bin bɔku.
  Di E-15 gɔn we de yuz insɛf bin fit di sojaman dɛn fayn fayn wan. I izi fɔ mek, i layt, ɛn di sem tɛm i protɛkt am fayn fayn wan. Di T-34-85 nɔ bin ebul fɔ go insay am ed-ɔn, ɛn di IS-2 nɔmɔ frɔm shɔt distans wit ay prɔbabiliti fɔ rikochɛt. Di E-15 kanɔn bin gud fɔ go insay klos to ɔl di tank dɛn na di anti-Hitler kɔlishin.
  Sɔntɛm, pas nɔmɔ di nyu "Churchills" dɛn. Bɔt di E-25 sɛlf-propɛl gɔn wit 88-mm kanɔn na di 71EL dɛn bin divɛlɔp am agens dɛn. Jɛnɛral wan, di bɛnifit dɛn we gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf kin gɛt pas tank dɛn kin klia. Lɛs wet, lɔwa silhouette, less notis, ay spid, manejmɛnt ɛn izi fɔ prodyuz.
  Di Rɛd Ami nɔ bin ebul fɔ gɛt sakrifays ɛn dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ tek Kharkov. Yɛs, ɛn di IS-2 bin stil nɔ pafɛkt, ɛn di T-34-85 bin tɔn to tu smɔl. I bin gɛt ɛfɛkt bak se di Jamani dɛn bin rɛdi fɔ tɔn di atak. Dɛn gɛt dɛn men fɔs dɛn na di sawt.
  Di TA-152 bin tɔn bak fɔ bi wɔs fɔ di Soviet payɔt dɛn. Dis plen na bin wan evolushɔn we di Focke-Wulf bin mek. Wit ivin big spid ɛn pawaful wɛpɔn dɛn, ɛn di sem tɛm fayn fayn flay kwaliti dɛn.
  Bɔt di ME-262 nɔ bin rili jɔstify insɛf. Tu dia, nɔ rili rili, ɛn i nɔ kin manej inof, pan ɔl we i kin fast.
  Insay di sɔmma fɔti-fo, di Alay dɛn bin land na Nɔmandi. Ɛn di Rɛd Ami bigin fɔ go bifo na di sɛnt.
  Bikɔs ɔf di mistek we di Jamani kɔmand bin de kɔl, di Amɛrikan dɛn ɛn di British dɛn bin ebul fɔ gɛt bɔku sakrifays dɛn. Bɔt dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ fɛt di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn we bin de fɛt insay di sɔmma. Insay di sɛnt di Jamani dɛn gɛt bɔku sojaman dɛn ɛn pawaful difens dɛn. Yes, Wehrmacht intɛlijɛns bin ebul fɔ pul di pripiamɛnt fɔ di strayk.
  Di Rɛd Ami bin jɔs ebul fɔ go insay ɛn na Jamani gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf bin stɔp dɛn.
  Di Alay dɛn bak bin lɔs bɔku tin dɛn. Wi bin muf tru Frans sloslo pasmak. Di Jaman gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf bin bɛtɛ pas di British ɛn Amɛrikan motoka dɛn, ɛn bikɔs dɛn bin smɔl, dɛn nɔ bin tu vulnerable to di Alay plen dɛn.
  Apat frɔm dat, di TA-152 bin pruv se na fayn fayn plen fɔ yuz bɔku tin dɛn: na fɛt plen, atak plen, ɛn frɔnt layn bɔm. I bin gɛt bɔku bɛnifit dɛn. Ɛn di supiriɔriti insay Wɛstinian avieshɔn.
  Di apinɛns fɔ di XE-162 bin mek tin wɔs fɔ di anti-Hitler kɔlishin bifo pas insay rial istri. Di mashin dɛn rili simpul, layt, dɛn nɔ dia fɔ mek, dɛn kin manej ɛn dɛn kin abop pan dɛn pas di ME-262.
  Dis kayn fɛtman bin de bi prɔblɛm fɔ di Wɛst kwik kwik wan.
  Bɔt pan ɔl dat, di Alɛy dɛn bin ebul fɔ fri Paris ɛn tek bɔku pat na Frans, bɔt dɛn bin pe fɔ am pas dat. Ɛn di tin dɛn we Jamani bin lɔs bin smɔl pasmak, ivin di wan dɛn we bin de na prizin.
  Dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ mek wan bɔyl na di Wɛst.
  Di Rɛd Ami bin tray fɔ go bifo insay Ɔgɔst na di sawt. Tɛnki fɔ di faya we bin rili bɔku, di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn bin brok di fɔs tu layn dɛn fɔ difɛns, bɔt dɛn bin stɔp dɛn na di tɔd layn we strɔng pas ɔl. Ɛn bak di bɔku bɔku ɛn fayn fayn Jaman gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf bin gɛt impak.
  Di E-25 tan lɛk di wan dɛn we bin de bifo am, i jɔs gɛt tik tik klos, pawaful kanɔn, ɛn 700 ɔspawɛl injin. We i kam pan protɛkshɔn, di motoka kɔmpia to di Tiger-2, bɔt i layt lɛk tri tɛm so. Ɛn di wɛpɔn dɛn fiba.
  So "Tiger"-2 nɔ ivin go insay prodakshɔn, i bin so morally outdated. Dɛn bin stɔp fɔ yuz di Tayga tank. "Panthers" ɛn T-4 dɛn bin de prodyuz na di minimum. Di E siriɔs wan bin kam fɔ bi dominant.
  Wan nyu tin we dɛn mek na di E-50 wit mɔ pawaful protɛkshɔn, mɔ na di sayd dɛn ɛn wit 105-mm kanɔn, ɛn di E-75 sɛlf-prɔpul gɔn wit 128-mm kanɔn, we tan lɛk motoka we de brok brok. Ɛn di E-100 wit 175 mm, i tan lɛk fɔ pwɛl di target dɛn we nɔ gɛt wɛpɔn.
  Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin go bifo na di sawt ɛn dɛn nɔ bin ebul. Dɛn nɔ ɛva tek Kharkov. Na insay Janwari 1945 nɔmɔ dɛn fuk na di sɛnta. Bɔt ivin na ya dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ gɛt sakrifays.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt di Alay dɛn na Frans we Disɛmba dɔn. Dɛn bin ebul fɔ mek tu big kɔldɔn dɛn ɛn kech bɔku bɔku trɔfi dɛn ɛn prizina dɛn.
  Insay Janwari, di Jamani dɛn bin ivin brok go na Paris. Bɔt dɛn bin ambɔg di we aw di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin de go bifo na di sɛnt ɛn nia Lɛningrad. Bɔt, di Nazi dɛn bin ol di fɔs ples na di ist.
  Insai Mach dem bin slap di allies dem bak en kot Paris from di res of di US en British forces. Insay Epril, di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin atak na di sɛnt. Bɔt dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ brok di difens. Wi bin go bifo tɛn kilomita. Insay Me, dɛn bin atak nia Lɛningrad bɔt dɛn nɔ bin ebul.
  Di sɔmma fɔ 1945 dɔn kam. Afta di siej, di Nazi dɛn bin ebul fɔ tek ɛn i bin rili pwɛl Paris.
  Stalin bin tray fɔ atak na di sɛnt ɛn sawt. Na insay Ɔgɔst nɔmɔ di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn bin ebul fɔ push di Kraut dɛn kɔmɔt na di Taman Pɛninsula. Bɔt di landin na Kerch nɔ bin wok.
  Insay di fɔl, di Alay dɛn bak bin tray fɔ atak. Bɔt dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ du am. Wi bin get stuck in difens...
  Di nyu American Pershing tank bin tɔn to jɔs smɔl bɛtɛ pas di Sherman. Ɛn di British dɛn bin stil gɛt di Chɔchil wɛpɔn dɛn nɔmɔ we wik. Na "Tortilla" nɔmɔ bin bi nyu tin, bɔt i tu ebi ɛn i bin slo.
  Ɛn di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn gɛt wan tank we bin wok fayn we dɛn kɔl "E"-50, we bin jɔyn ɔl di bɛnifit dɛn we gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ mek dɛnsɛf gɛt fɔ dis siriɔs wan, ɛn dɛn bin gɛt wan tɔrɛt we de rɔn.
  Di Fritz in motoka bin tɔn to biyɔn kɔmpitishɔn.
  Ɛn i nɔ tu dia fɔ mek dɛn prodyuz.
  Di fɛt dɛn bin sho se di wan dɛn we bin de sɔpɔt dɛn bin de biɛn na di ays. HE - 162 nɔ bin gɛt ɛni ikwal. Di nyu ME-262 modifyeshɔn X sho in undeniable supiriɔriti na di ays.
  Di Alis dɛn bin gɛt am na di ɔn... Insay di winta, di Tɔd Rayk bin bigin wan big ɔfɛnsif na Frans. Insay da tɛm de, Stalin bin tɔk se dɛn fɔ tɔk to di Nazi dɛn.
  Hitler bin smat fɔ dɔn wan trus we dɛn bin de tɔk ɛn fri di sojaman dɛn.
  So i hit di alies - so i nɔ bin tan lɛk bɔku. I pas tu milyɔn pipul dɛn nɔmɔ we dɛn bin kech. Ɛn fɔ dɔnawe wit am kpatakpata. Fɔs na Frans, dɔn insay Mach na Itali.
  Ɛn insay Me 1946, di Nazi dɛn bin win di British dɛn na Mɔlta ɛn leta dɛn bin tek Jibraltar.
  Bay dis tɛm, Truman na bin Prɛsidɛnt fɔ Amɛrika, ɛn na Briten, Chɔchil bin gɛt wan bad bad strok. Di chenj we di pawa chenj dɔn afɛkt di we aw pipul dɛn de fil. Di nyu kabinɛt bin prɔpos fɔ mek pis wit Jamani, ɔ at ɔl fɔ stɔp fɔ fɛt.
  Ruzvelt bin sɔpɔt wan sem kayn aidia.
  Pantap dat, di Amɛrika pipul dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ mek atɔmik bɔm yet - i tu at.
  Di Jamani Fuhrer bin gri fɔ mek dɛn stɔp fɔ fɛt. Bɔt i bin aks fɔ mek Itali ɛn Libya kam bak. Bɔt stil, bɔku bɔku ɔyl de de. Plus di risumpshɔn fɔ tred.
  Amɛrika ɛn Briten bin gri fɔ du dis. Ɛn insay Sɛptɛmba 1, 1946, di Jamani dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt di USSR. We na rili wan bold ɛn denja muv.
  Rɛd bin rɛdi ɛn i bin tek wan pawaful layn fɔ difend. Fɔs, di Jamani dɛn bin ebul fɔ go bifo na di sawt, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin rɔn go insay di Dɔn Riva. Afta dat di Rɛd Ami bin stɔp dɛn. Di kol sizin bin pas wit bad bad fɛt-fɛt. Nɔbɔdi nɔ bin gɛt advantej.
  Insay Me 1947, di Jamani dɛn bin bigin fɔ atak Mɔsko. Dɛn bin gɛt bɔku tank dɛn ɛn jet plen dɛn. Ɛn ivin disko dɛn bin de apia we smɔl smɔl gɔn dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ ambɔg.
  Bɔt di Rɛd Ami bin fɛt tranga wan.
  Insay tu mɔnt we dɛn bin de fɛt, di Jamani dɛn bin go bifo fɔ wan ɔndrɛd kilomita na di sɛnt ɛn dɛn bin lɔs bɔku bɔku tin dɛn. Ɛn dɛn bin fos dɛn fɔ stɔp.
  Insay Sɛptɛmba, di Nazi dɛn bin bigin fɔ atak Lɛningrad. I bin las pas wan mɔnt ɛn dɛn bin de tɔn am bak.
  Insay di kol sizin, di Rɛd Ami bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de go bifo, bɔt dɛn bin de go bifo na di sɛnt, twɛnti to tati kilomita.
  It"s already 1948... Di USSR gɛt nyu IS-7 ɛn T-54 tank dɛn, ɛn di Jamani dɛn de mek dɛn wɛpɔn dɛn bɛtɛ. Dɛn kin kɔl pikin ɛn ol pipul dɛn fɔ go fɛt wɔ.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn kin yuz bɔku bɔku fɔrɛst divishɔn dɛn.
  Di Nazi dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ du di bad tin. Ɛn na di sɛnt, ɛn na di nɔt ɛn na di sawt, dɛn bin de tɔn dɛn bak pan dɛn. Bɔt di Rɛd Ami sɛf nɔ bin ebul fɔ go bifo.
  Di ia 1949 kam... Exchange of blows. Na di sawt di bɔda de along di Don, na di sɛnt jɔs west pan Vyazma.
  Ɛn nɔbɔdi nɔ gɛt ɛni spɛshal sakrifays. Maksimam tɛn fayvtin kilomita fɔ chenj.
  Di USSR bin gɛt di MIG-15, di Third Reich bin gɛt di ME-362 ɛn XE-262, ɛn di ME-2010 wit di wing dɛn we de swip we kin chenj.
  Plus mo advans en fasta disko dem.
  Na 1950 kam... Agen di Reds bin tray fɔ atak, dɔn di Jamani dɛn, dɔn di Rɛd dɛn bak. Ɛn di layn nɔ de muv...
  Dɔn insay 1951. I nɔ tu swit sɛf. Ɛkshɛnj fɔ blo ɛn difens. Transishɔn... Di Jamani pipul dɛn gɛt gas tɔbayn injin ɛn mɔ advans gɔn dɛn.
  Na ya wi de insay 1951... Di asɔlt pan Leningrad, di ɛkshɛnj fɔ blo... Di frɔnt layn we de muv sloslo.
  Neks na 1952... Di Jaman pipul dɛn nɔ de go bifo igen. Dɛn de tray fɔ pres dɔŋ frɔm di ays wit di mɔ advans Yu-467 ɛn ME-462, di Rɛd Ami rɔsh bɔku tɛm. Di fɔs layn de muf sloslo.
  Ɛn fɔ dɔn 1953... Stalin day. Bɔt di wɔ de kɔntinyu... Di Jamani pipul dɛn de tray fɔ atak na di sɛnta. Bikɔs kɔnfyushɔn bin kam afta dɛn arɛst Beria, di Nazi dɛn bin tek Vyazma ɛn Rzhev.
  Bɔt dɛn bin stɔp dɛn ɛni we. Malenkov bin bi di edman fɔ di Stet Difɛns Kɔmiti. Di tin dɔn kam fɔ bi mɔ kɔmplikt.
  Na ya i de insay 1954... Wan nyu prɛsidɛnt de na USA, Eisenhower, ɛn yet dɛn dɔn mek di atɔmik bɔm... Fɔmal wan, di truce wit Jamani go las. Kɔnsɔvativ dɛn dɔn kam bak na pawa na Briten.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn de tray fɔ go bifo bak. Dɛn bin gɛt wan tank we dɛn kɔl pyramid. Mɔ advans ɛn bɛtɛ protɛkt. Bɔt stil wi bin ebul fɔ go bifo jɔs tati to fɔti kilomita. Di Jaman dɛn bin bog ɛn taya...
  Malenkov bin prɔpos fɔ mek dɛn stɔp fɔ fɛt bikɔs di pati dɛn bin taya pasmak.
  Hitler bin trangayes fɔ nɔ gri.
  Na ya 1955 kam... Amɛrika gɛt atɔmik bɔm we dɛn de mek bɔku bɔku wan ɛn dɛn de mek wan haydrojɛn bɔm.
  Di Tɔd Rayk ɛn di USSR dɔn taya te dɛn dɔn. Bɔt Hitlɛr rili traŋa. Nɔ want pis. Ɛn di tin we de apin kin tranga.
  Ɛn pan di Fuhrer dɛn batde, Epril 20, di atak we dɛn bin atak Leningrad bin dɔn bigin.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn de ɛkspɛkt fɔ win...
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn we de na di Jamani kru na di nyu pafɛkt AG-50 tank. Di motoka na tu-sit ɛn na Gɛda ɛn Shalɔt de insay.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn kin wispa wan siŋ to dɛnsɛf:
  - Wi na simpul Prussian gyal pikin dɛm, wi go rayd insay tank rawnd Mɔsko!
  Ɛn di fayn fayn tin dɛn kin wink pan dɛnsɛf. Dɛn jɔs de sho di fayn fayn tin dɛn ɛn di we aw pɔsin kin want fɔ du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit ɔda pɔsin.
  Gɛda shot di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn kanɔn ɛn i de chirp:
  - Wi tank na komplit invincible!
  Ɛn i de sho in tit dɛn. Infakt, di tank rili fayn. Na fifti fayv tan nɔmɔ i we. Ɛn di klos we dɛn de wɛr na ɔl di say dɛn na 250 milimita we dɛn de mek big big angul dɛn we dɛn de inklin. Ɛn di injin we gɛt 1800 ɔspawɛl na gas tɔbayn. Ɛn wan 105mm ay prɛshɔn gɔn. Na tru se di motoka bɛtɛ pas di T-54.
  Charlotte faya faya biuti remarks:
  - Sɔntin de na di wɔl we kin apin nɔmɔ pan big pipul dɛn fim!
  Ɛn sho in tɔŋ...
  Na tru se dɛn tu gyal pikin ya gɛt kiŋ na dɛn ed. Dɛn bin de fɛt ɔlsay. Ɛn na us ples dɛn nɔ bin fɛt...
  Warriors of di ayest, supa klas.
  Ɛn dɛn tu fayn fayn uman dɛn ya bin rɔn na di dɛzat barefut ɛn dɛn bin lɛk am. Ɛn fɔ bi raregal bak nɔto bad tin. Dɛn bin lɛk man dɛn. Bikɔs mami ɛn dadi biznɛs na uman dɛn kin mek dɛn yɔŋ dis na tru.
  Di fayn fayn tin dɛn dɔn gɛt bɔku ia. Ɛn ɔlman jɔs slim, kɔba, fayn, sɛxy. Ɛn na jɔs wan wayl faya de insay dɛn, ɛn di smok we de kɔmɔt pan wɔ. Nɔto gyal pikin, bɔt na rat snek dɛn.
  Ɛn barefut biuti wit yɔŋ layf we go de sote go, ɛn insay panti nɔmɔ. Aw bɔku fayn fayn tin dɛn gɛt we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ tɔk bɔt?
  Gɛda faya, tɔn di Sɔviɛt kanɔn ɛn chip:
  - Rɔshian waltz we dɛn mek! I nɔ go te igen wi go go insay Mɔsko de ala!
  Charlotte bin kol:
  - Stalin dɔn day! I nɔ go te igen a go blo in jaw!
  Ɛn dɛn tu fayn fayn uman dɛn ya bin laf.
  Gerda faya ɛn shot di T-54 dɔŋ wit wan kɔrɛkt shot. I kɔt di tawa ɛn kray wit di grin we panta de grin:
  - Dis go bi wi avɛst!
  Charlotte bin kɔt wan Soviet SU-100 ɛn i bin twit se:
  - Ɛn we de ala banzai!
  Gɛda bin nak di Soviet gɔn bak ɛn i bin tɔk se:
  - Oh, dis go bi dans te di mɔnin!
  Charlotte bin kɔnfɔm wit agresiv wan se:
  - Mek wi brok tru di opera!
  Ɛn dɛn tu gyal pikin dɛn ya bin ad spid.
  Gerda intajekt wit wan chuckle fɔ bigin split di T-54 tank insay fragmɛnt dɛn:
  - Wi nɔto pathetic insekt, wi go krɔs ɔlman wit blota!
  Charlotte bin ala se:
  - Banzai we de na di wɔl!
  
  GIRLS AGIN DI MUJAHIDENS DƐN
  Fɔ ɛgzampul, dis na di stori... Di Sɛptɛmba 11 tɛroris atak nɔ bin apin ɛn Rɔshia bin put an pan di wɔ wit di Taliban. Na tru se pipul dɛn we lɛk fɔ fɛt wɔ kin fɛt te dɛn dɔn. Ɛn klos to di wan ol wɔl de ɛp di Taliban dɛn fɔ fɛt Rɔshia. Di wɔ dɔn ɔlrɛdi de fɔ sɔm ia. Na 2008 de kam.
  Di pipul dɛm na Rɔshia disapɔynt wit Putin in gɔvmɛnt ɛn dɛn pik Zyuganov fɔ bi prɛsidɛnt. Na taim fo ton di tayd of hostilities. Wetin di kɔmyunis dɛn kin gi?
  Fo fayn fayn gyal pikin dɛn bin go na Afganistan. Ɛn dɛn rili na spɛshal gyal pikin dɛn. Dɛn kin rɔn barefut ɔltɛm ɛn dɛn kin wɛr mini-bikini nɔmɔ. Bɔt bulɛt ɔ shel nɔ go tek dɛn. Klosap nekɛd bɔdi nɔ kin ambɔg am.
  Dis na aw supa spɛshal fɔs dɛn bin tɔn aut. Ɛn dɛn kayn fayn fayn gyal pikin dɛn de.
  Dɛn rɔnawe ɛn dɔnawe wit di Mujahideen...
  Natasha shot frɔm wan mashin gɔn. Trowe grenade wit in bare fut ɛn aktiv wan twit:
  - Yuniɔn...
  Zoya hit wit wɛpɔn, trowe disks wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn swɛt:
  - I nɔ go ebul fɔ pwɛl.
  Ɔgɔstin lans wan bumɛrang wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i de chirp:
  - Ripɔblik...
  Svetlana jomp op, ni di mayn ɛn his:
  - Fri!
  Natasha de skrab frɔm in wɛpɔn. I de du sɔmsalt ɛn blad:
  - Rɛli...
  Zoya trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i de chirp:
  - Nɔto...
  Ɔgɔstin gi di gift fɔ day wit in il we nɔ gɛt natin. I singl di Mujahideen ɛn blather:
  - Rud...
  Svetlana trowe sɔntin we kil wit in ni we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk se:
  - Fos...
  Natasha giv wan burst, kot di dushmans en krok:
  - Nɔto....
  Zoya faya wan bɔrst faya obliquely. A kɔt fayv ɛnimi dɛn ɛn gurgled:
  - Fred!
  Ɔgɔstin bin gi di gift fɔ dɔnawe wit in il we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i hiss wit aplomb:
  - WAN...
  Svetlana bin slap wit wan mɛsej we de kil pɔsin fɔ day. Ɛn i bin de his:
  - Gud...
  Natasha bin gi wan tɔn. I bin kɔt wan duzin bandit dɛn ɛn his:
  - Fɔ pipul dɛn...
  Zoya bin de ala day. I trowe grenade wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin de chip:
  - Ɛnlayt...
  Ɔgɔstin bin faya. Ɛn i nak in ed ɛn tɔk se:
  - WAN...
  Svetlana bin nel sɔntin we de kil ɛn i bin de grɔmbul:
  - Go...
  Natasha bin de tɛnda wit ɛlfaya. En imbin knock out wan grup of bandits en hiss:
  - Layt...
  Zoya go giv in to di spaklin ɛn kilman:
  - Sɛns!
  Ɔgɔstin bin faya wan bɔs we gɛt lid we dɔn rɔtin. I bin go tru di Mujahideen, i bin de twit:
  - ƐN...
  Svetlana trowe wan grenade wit in bare il ɛn se:
  - Kɔrɛj...
  Natasha faya, brok wan bɔnch spirit, ɛn blo se:
  - IN...
  Aw Zoya go shot... Aw i go shed bared bullets. Ɛn afta dat, i de his:
  - Drim dɛn!
  Dɛn bin slash Ɔgɔstin bak. I trowe so wan grenade we de kil wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin dat di Mujahideen dɛn skata ɔlsay. Afta dat, wan fayn gyal we gɛt rɛd ia bin chip:
  - Glori...
  Svetlana bin gi wan tɔn. I bin tɔk wit maynd se:
  - Fadaland we de na di kɔntri...
  Natasha bin faya in bazuka. Ɛn i bin tɔk wit wamat se:
  - Na wi...
  Zoya tek di grenade ɛn push am wit in bare il, i de his:
  - Fri...
  Ɔgɔstin bin gi in turn. A rayt am ɛn rayt am wit ɛl skum:
  - Padi biznɛs...
  Svetlana hit, faya ɛn bark:
  - Pipul dɛn...
  Natasha bin lans wan grenade wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin de ala se:
  - Sɔpɔt...
  Zoya faya wan bɔrst ɛn muf se:
  - Na di...
  Ɔgɔstin insɛf bin faya. I bin de his wit wayl wamat:
  - Wan ɔndrɛd ia...
  Svetlana faya wan bɔs ɛn swɛt:
  - Fos...
  Natasha bin faya ɛn grɔmbul:
  - Gɛt di rayt...
  Zoya kɔt wit bɔrst ɛn muf wit wayl wayl wamat:
  - Go...
  Ɔgɔstin bin gi wan trɔs we de kil ɛn i bin swɛt:
  - Pipul dɛn...
  Svetlana faya ɛn hit di Mujahideen wit wan blo frɔm in bare fut:
  - Afta ɔl...
  Natasha faya bak... I krɔs wan tu duzin Krauts, ɛn swɛt:
  - Biɛn ....
  Zoya bin giv wan turn. I bin krɔs di ɛnimi dɛn ɛn grɔmbul:
  - Yuniti...
  Ɔgɔstin bin flash in dedly grin, i bin de his:
  - Simpul....
  Svetlana bin gi wan tɔn. I bin kɔt di fɛtman dɛn dɔŋ ɛn tɔk se:
  - Mɔtalman!
  Di 4 pipul dɛn go ɛn pwɛl di gang. Di bandit dɛn we bin dɔn day bin fɔdɔm ɛn fɔdɔm. Dɛn bin de kɔt sɔm gyal pikin dɛn we nɔ impɔtant. Ɛn dɛn bin kɔt sɔmbɔdi in ed. Ɛn dɛn tek bɔku pan dɛn ɛn twis dɛn nɛk. Dɛn bin de chuk dɛn bɛlɛ, brok dɛn bɔdi ɛn dɛn bon dɛn. Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn trowe dɛn ed ɔp wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we fayn.
  Natasha bin ala wit wamat se:
  - Rɔshian nayt dɛm - bɔd dɛm fɔ fridɔm - de fɛt fɔ wan nyu ɔda! Neshɔn dɛn dɔn day fɔ gɛt san layt - dɛn de fɛt wit faya ɛn sɔd!
  Dɔn i trowe wan grenade bak, we flay pas ɛn kil wan duzin fɛtman dɛn.
  Girls, dis fɛt-fɛt kwata bin de pan wan wayt ɔs ɔs!
  
  TANK DUƐL DUƐL
  Na di trenin graɔn, wan kɔnfrɔntɛshɔn bitwin tu tank dɛn - di tɛm we ɔltɛrnativ wɔ bin de. Dis na di tɛm we di Gret Patriɔtik Wɔ bin drɛg fɔ lɔng tɛm. Dis bin apin bikɔs Rɔmɛl bin ebul fɔ mek Hitlɛr pul di Jaman ɛn Itali sojaman dɛn kɔmɔt na Afrika. I klia se i nɔ pɔsibul fɔ kip Afrika ɔnda di British ɛn Amɛrika pipul dɛn we de rul na di si. Ɛn di Fuhrer tɔn aut fɔ bi mɔ rɛshɔnal pɔlitiksman na AI.
  Di Jamani ɛn Itali pipul dɛn bin kɔmɔt na Afrika wit mɔ trɛnk we bin lɛf. Ɛn di opareshɔn fɔ land di Alay dɛn na Sisili bin bigin bifo tɛm. We bin mek tu bad tin dɛn apin. Di Jamani dɛn bin gɛda mɔ sojaman dɛn ɛn dɛn bin stil ebul fɔ drɛb di atak we dɛn bin de fɛt na Sisili. Ɛn di sem tɛm, dɛn bin put di Opareshɔn Sitadel na di Kursk Bulge bifo bak. Bɔt na ya Stalin nɔ bin ebul fɔ tinap fɔ am igen. Ɛn insay Julay 15, 1943, dɛn bigin fɔ fɛt.
  Bɔt, insay difens di Jamani "Panthers", "Tigers", "Ferdinands" tɔn aut fɔ bi bɔku strɔng pas di ɔfɛnsif. Ɛn di Jaman sojaman dɛn nɔ bin lɔs bɔku tin dɛn we dɛn bin de fɛt fɔ dɛn pas we dɛn bin de atak di Soviɛt Yuniɔn sojaman dɛn. Dis bin mek di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin gɛt bɔku pawa fɔ agens dɛn. Na di sawt usay Mainstein bin de, di Rɛd Ami nɔ bin ebul fɔ go bifo atɔl. Insay di nɔt, usay di Jamani dɛn bin wik smɔl, di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn bin de muf wan bay wan, tu kilomita ɛvride. Ɛn di fɛt bin drɛg te to let ɔtom, mɔ prɛsishɔn te Novɛmba dɔn. I bin jɔs pɔsibul fɔ kɔt di Oryol ledj.
  Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin lɔs bɔku tin dɛn dat na insay Fɛbwari nɔmɔ dɛn bin ebul fɔ go bifo bak. Bɔt bay dis tɛm, di Nazi dɛnsɛf bin dɔn gɛt trɛnk. Ɛspɛshali tank ɛn plen dɛn.
  Di Fritz dɛn bin ebul fɔ mek di Soviet sojaman dɛn we bin de go bifo na di sɛnt, sawt ɛn nia Leningrad.
  Di wɔ bigin fɔ gɛt wan kɔlchɔ we tek lɔng tɛm ɛn we gɛt pozishɔn. Na in bak, Hitlɛr bin tray fɔ abop pan mirekul wɛpɔn dɛn ɛn sev di sojaman dɛn. Di Nazi dɛn nɔ bin de atak dɛn, ɛn na usay dɛn bin shɔ se dɛn go ebul fɔ avɔyd bɔku lɔs.
  Stalin bin tray bak fɔ mek i nɔ lɔs bɔku tin. Bɔt stil di fɛt-fɛt dɛn bin blɔd. Di Rɛd Ami bin de atak mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Di wɔ bin de drɛg ɛn go bifo. Insay 1944, di Alay dɛn nɔ bin risk fɔ land na Nɔmandi ɛn dɛn bin tray bak fɔ tek Sisili. Bɔt i nɔ bin ebul fɔ du am. Dɛn bin dɔn de wet de. Ɛn dɛn bin tɔn dɛn bak pan di atak wit bɔku bɔku lɔs dɛn.
  Dɔn insay di sɔmma di Rɛd Ami bin tray fɔ go bifo na di sɛnta. Ɛn i bin de insay big big fɛt dɛn bak.
  Natin nɔ wok... Di Jamani dɛn strɔng ɛn dɛn gɛt bɔku tank. Insay 1945, Ruzvelt bin day ɛn Truman bin dɔn mek wan fɛt-fɛt wit Hitlɛr. Briten bin gri wit dis agrimɛnt.
  Dɛn kɔmɔt na Rɔshia ɛn di Tɔd Rayk fɔ go bit dɛnsɛf. Stalin ɛn Hitler bin rɛdi fɔ go te di ɛnd. Dɛn bin de chenj dɛn kɔmpin dɛn we dɛn bin de bit dɛn. En na ya na di fɔti-ɛit ia. Sɛvin ia we di Gret Wɔ fɔ lɛk in kɔntri dɔn pas. Ɛn di Jamani ɛn Rɔshian dɛn stil de bit dɛnsɛf.
  Ɛn naw, wan duɛl de bitwin di tu bɛst tank dɛn we di Tɔd Rayk ɛn Rɔshia bin gɛt.
  Na di Jaman sayd di E-75 U ɛn na di Rɔshian sayd di IS-7. Dis na di motoka dɛn. Ɛn di wan dɛn we de wok na di bot na fɛtman dɛn. Insay dis kes, gyal pikin dɛn.
  Fayv gyal pikin dɛn bin de insay wan Jaman tank, ɛn fayv bin de insay wan Soviet wan.
  Dɛn tu motoka dɛn ya rili strɔng. Di Jaman tank E-75 U gɛt rili siriɔs protɛkshɔn. Di frɔntal armor fɔ di hul na 240 mm pan wan angle. di sayd dεm na 120 mm, bכt plus 90 mm skrin de bak εn 210 mm bכdi. Di tawa gɛt 252 mm na di fɔs pat ɛn 210 mm na di sayd dɛn. Di Jaman gɛt wan mɔdaniz 128 mm 70 EL gɔn. Wit wan initial projɛktayl spid we na 1000 mita pan sɛkɔn. Di wet fɔ di motoka na et ɛn fayv tan, di klos we dɛn de wɛr de slop.
  Di Soviet IS-7 layt smɔl pan siksti-ɛit tan. 130mm gun wit 60 EL. Smɔl smɔl insay di fɔs projɛktayl spid we na 900 mita pan sɛkɔn. Bɔt smɔl big kaliba. Di frɔntal klos fɔ di tɔrɛt na 210 milimita, bɔt i gɛt big angul. Di sayd dɛn na di tank nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ protɛkshɔn pas di wan dɛn we di Jamani gɛt. di fכntכl armכr na di sem in lεvεl, di sכmכl tik de kכmpεns bay wan big rεshכnal sכlכp fכ di armכr.
  Di Jaman kanɔn stil gɛt advantej fɔ chuk di wɛpɔn dɛn. Di rit we faya kin bɔn na lɛk di sem.
  Di drayvin pefɔmɛns fɔ di IS-7 bɛtɛ smɔl pas di Jamani wan. Dat wan gɛt injin we gɛt 1200 ɔspawɛl ɛn i we sɛvintin tan mɔ, ɛn di Soviet wan gɛt 1080 ɔspawɛl. Dɛn tu motoka dɛn ya rili skwatin ɛn dɛn kɔmpakt. Dɛn ɔl tu gɛt di mɔdan optik ɛn kɔmyunikeshɔn.
  Di Jaman stil bɛtɛ smɔl pan but, i strɔng na di sayd dɛn, bɔt i wɔs pan manejmɛnt ɛn ɛkstra sikstin tan wet.
  Bɔt stil, Hitler in tank rili gud ɛn i gɛt mɔdan layout - wan klashik tayp. Ɛn nɔto jɔs wan big "Tiger"-2 lɛk aw i bin bi insay di fɔs mɔdel dɛn. Fɔ tru, in gɔn kin pas mɔ wɛpɔn dɛn, ɛn dɛn kin protɛkt in sayd dɛn bɛtɛ. Sɔntɛm di kwaliti fɔ di Jaman projɛktayl we gɛt yuraniɔm kɔr strɔng pas di Soviet wan.
  So di skil we di kru dɛn gɛt go disayd. If na so i bi, na gyal pikin dɛn nɔmɔ de na ɔl tu di say dɛn. Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn fayn, na bikini nɔmɔ dɛn wɛr.
  Is-7 pik op spid. Insay lɔng distans fɛt, di Jamani pɔsin go gɛt advantej. Ɛn i bɛtɛ fɔ mek yu kam nia yu. I nɔ izi fɔ nak Fritz na in fɔrɛst. Di mashin we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin gɛt bak kin ambɔg am.
  Alenka, we na di kɔmanda fɔ di wan dɛn we de wok na di tank, tɔk wit zil se:
  - Glori to wi Mama Land ɛn Stalin!
  Anyuta, dis gyal we gɛt blant ia, bin kɔnfɔm agresiv wan se:
  - Wi go wayp evribodi in shit to dis sing!
  Maria, we bin de grin wit tit we tan lɛk pal, bin tɔk se:
  - Wi fɔ muv bɔku mɔ aktif wan to rapprochement!
  Ɔgɔstin we gɛt rɛd ia, we bin de sho in tit, bin kray se:
  - Ɛn na di mawnten ayt, ɛn sta-sta silɛns, insay nɛt wata ɛn faya faya, ɛn faya ɛn waya faya!
  Pawaful Marusya, we bin de stamp in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, bin ala se:
  - Ɛn wi fɔ akɔmplit wan feat!
  Di Jaman tank sɛf nɔto wik kru.
  Na Gɛda, Shalɔt, Kristina, Magda, Albina. Fayv gyal pikin dɛn we bɔku pipul dɛn sabi. Ɛn bak barefut ɛn insay bikini. Ɛn dɛn bin de go bak tru faya, wata ɛn kɔpa paip dɛn.
  Gɛda kin yuz joystik fɔ kɔntrol, ɛn dis kin rili izi fɔ am. Di Jamani wan stil kɔmfyut pas di Soviet wan, ɛn sɔntɛm di Hitlɛr mashin go gɛt bɛtɛ say fɔ si. Pan ɔl we di Soviet wan nɔ bad. Di Jaman kanɔn, bikɔs ɔf di ay initial velositi fɔ di projɛktayl ɛn yuraniɔm kɔr, ebul fɔ go insay frɔm big distans.
  Bɔt Gɛda nɔ gladi atɔl wit di tank. Di fɔrɛst na in bɔdi gud, i gɛt fɔti fayv digri slɔp ɛn 240 milimita. Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ go insay wan Soviet kanɔn ivin na pɔynt blank rɛnj. Bɔt di fɔrɛst fɔ di tawa at least tik, bɔt i nɔ kin te so. Di Soviet motoka gɛt big tilt angle. Ɛn dat min se i go mɔs bi se i go bak.
  Charlotte, we bin de aim di barɛl, bin tɔk se:
  - Di Russians go tray fɔ kam nia fɔ depriv wi di advantej fɔ wan mɔ armor-piercing wɛpɔn... Sɔntɛm i bɛtɛ fɔ stɔp ɛn wet fɔ dɛn.
  Kristina, di titi we gɛt gold-kɔpa ia, bin gri se:
  - Na dat! Mek wi wet fɔ dɛn lɛk tayga we de ambush!
  Magda di ɔni blant bin agens am:
  - Dɛn de wet fɔ dis! I bɛtɛ fɔ go insay klos fɛt yusɛf. Wi gɛt advantej pan onboard protɛkshɔn!
  Albina bin agens am se:
  - Di E-75"s onboard protection na inof fɔ tinap fɔ di Soviet T-54 shel dɛm, bɔt i rili wik agens dis kayn gɔn. No pɔynt nɔ de fɔ mek yu kam nia yu!
  Gɛda bin ɔda:
  - Nɔ ɔf di injin, bɔt wet fɔ di ɛnimi we yu tinap wansay. Bay di we, wi gɛt haydrolik stebyulayza, bɔt di Rɔshian dɛn nɔ gɛt am.
  Magda bin notis se:
  - Di mɔ advantej we wi gɛt fɔ aproch ɛn manej fɛt.
  Gɛda bin ansa am tranga wan se:
  - Mi oda na simpul wan! Stand we yu nɔ ɔf di injin. Ɛn shot di ɛnimi frɔm fa fa say. Wan fil de ɔlsay rawnd. Wi de si di ɛnimi lɛk se i de na wi an!
  Albina bin gri wit dis:
  - Lɛ wi nɔ mek di ɛnimi kam nia wi! Mek wi slap yu!
  Gɛda bin kɔnfɔm bay we i stamp in bare il pan di mɛtal:
  - Mek wi fuk am! Ɛn wi go dɔnawe wit di ɛnimi!
  Di wɔriɔ dɛn bin tɔn to wan rili fɛt-fɛt. Charlotte tek aim, na strong shota. Di Soviet motoka bin de muv wit ɔlmost maksimal spid. Di tawa rili big, bɔt i smɔl. Nɔto ɔlman kin ebul fɔ rich de frɔm fa fa say. Bɔt di Jamani dɛn gɔn kɔrɛkt, wit ay akkuracy. Ɛn di projɛktɛl rili dense. Yuranɔs na yuraniɔm.
  Charlotte bin pre to di Jaman we dɛn kɔl di Mɔst Ay Gɔd ɛn i bin faya. Di projɛktayl bin diskraib wan ak ɛn hit di tawa... Di distans bin stil bɔku, ɛn di prɛzɛnt bin go insay wan rikochɛt. Bɔt di Soviet gyal pikin dɛn bin fil se dɛn de shek. Di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat, di ɛnimi bin tɔn to wan rili big pɔsin we sabi du in wok, bikɔs i bin ebul fɔ hit wan tin we de muv frɔm fayv kilomita. So dɛn bin de tink se di fɛt go rili tranga.
  Bɔt Soviet gyal pikin dɛn nɔ simpul so. So dɛn tek am ɛn faya bak. Dɔn dɛn twit se:
  - Hit witout mis wan bit, na di ɛnimi. Nɔ west yu gɔnpawda fɔ natin!
  Ɛn i rili hit, rayt pan di Jamani, inklin klos dɛn na di tawa. Di projɛktayl bin rikochɛt bak. Yɛs, di tik we di tawa tik na lɛk 252 milimita, i nɔ izi fɔ go insay.
  Bɔt i bin shek di Jamani uman bak.
  Gɛda bin tɔk wit wamat se:
  - Dɛn de ful wi, wi de ful, aw ɔltɛm dis nɔ kin kɔynsayd! Ɛn i fri laytin na in yay.
  Di Soviet tank bin de kam nia. Bɔt stil, we dɛn bin de fɛt fa fa, dat bin mek di Jamani monsta gɛt bɛnifit.
  Alenka bin twit se:
  - Ɔltin we nɔ pɔsibul pɔsibul na wi wɔl... Waka gud gud wan, dɛbul dɛm!
  Maria bin vɛks ɛn tɔk se:
  - Wi de risk wi ed. Dɛn bin ebul fɔ bit wi nia wi.
  Mayti Matryona, dis gyal drayva bin rasp:
  - Ɛn a go waka rawnd wan akyu angle. Di chans fɔ mek i kam bak go bɔku!
  Anyuta bin twit se:
  Insay tranga tɛm dɛn, i bin inspɛkt wi, .
  Afta we i dɔn mek di wil strɔng pas stɛl...
  I bin pul di wɔl frɔm di bad bad sik - .
  Diya kɔmrɛd dɛn Stalin!
  Rɛd Ɔgɔstin bin chime in:
  - Dɛn mɛzhɔ am insay bɔku pikchɔ dɛn, .
  Insay wan yunivas we nɔ gɛt ɛnd...
  Yu opin di rayt rod fɔ wi, .
  Na bay we yu spɛsifa am sote go!
  Ɛn ɔl di fayv gyal pikin dɛn bin de gigl. Afta dat, dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ kam nia dɛnsɛf. Magda pres di bɔtin bak, ɛn sɛn wan ebi ebi prɔjɛkt. Ɛn a bin gɛt am bak. Bɔt, di prɛzɛnt fɔ annihilation bin jɔs slid akɔdin to di armor. En go insaid wan rikochet.
  Alenka bin twit se:
  - Krio wɔl dɛn, ɛn wi nɔto Setan in pikin dɛn!
  Maria bin tɔk se:
  - Wi gɛt inof shel dɛn. Sɔntɛm a go shot bak!
  Alenka bin kɔnfɔm wantɛm wantɛm se:
  - Mek wi tray!
  Wan titi we gɛt gold ia bin rɛst in il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin pan di klos. I bin prɛs di bɔtin fayn fayn wan. Ɛn wan shɔɛl we bin we lɛk tati tan bin rɔsh go nia di Jamani motoka. Ɛn i bin rili nak di nel na di ed. Sote spak dɛn bigin fɔ flay kɔmɔt na mi yay.
  Ɔgɔstin bin de tɔk smɔl smɔl se:
  - Dis na shel! Ɔl di shel dɛn, shel dɛn!
  Afta dat di rɛd-hɛd stik aut in tong witout mɔ tɔk. I bin fil lɛk se i de pan wan spindle we de na ɛvin.
  Magda bin hit bak. I bin hit am rili kɔrɛkt wan. Ɛn di projɛktayl bin rili tɔk bɔt wan ak, we i bin de nak di ɛnimi dis tɛm na in bɔdi. di IS-7 gεt sכm wik protεkshכn fכ di כp pat pan di fכs - כnli 150 milimita εn na angle 65 digri. I ivin smɔl pas di sem kayn klos we di Tayga-2 gɛt, we gɛt big slop.
  If Matryona nɔ bin pul di Soviet tank na di sayd, dat min se i fɔ dɔn bad fɔ am.
  Alenka bin vɛks ɛn notis se:
  - Wi stil get wan obvious flaw fo wi armor. Oh, a rili wish se a kin kik di disayna dɛn na di bɔl dɛn!
  Ɔgɔstin bin hiss se:
  - Dis na bastard we dɔn gro wit stɔbul,
  Pres akne pan wrinkled skin...
  Dis na fasist, pɔsin we de kil ɛn na wayl animal, .
  Kam, panch am na in fes!
  Alenka bin de gigl ɛn siŋ se:
  - Yu vɔys nɔ de sawnd lɛk wulf atɔl! Yu de siŋ aut ɔf tiun wit wan tint vɔys!
  Ɛn aw i go sho in pink tɔŋ!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn we de ya na so lɛvul dat dɛn kin muf mawnten dɛn!
  Alenka bin siŋ wit wayl pawa:
  - Atlet dɛn kin vɛks bad bad wan fɔ fɛt, .
  Ɔlman biliv tranga wan se pɔsin go win!
  Ɔgɔstin bin siŋ wit zil:
  - En fo mi eni si, di si de knee-deep! Ɛn ɛni mawnten de ɔp to mi sholda!
  Maria tek am ɛn stamp in fut we nɔ gɛt natin pan di klos ɛn tɔk se:
  "A fil lɛk se gyal pikin dɛn de fɛt insay da tank de bak!" Jɔs lɛk aw wi fayn ɛn insay jɔs bikini lɛk aw wi de!
  Ɔgɔstin bin hiss fɔ ansa se:
  - So wetin bɔt dis?
  Maria bin rili want fɔ tɔk se:
  - Mek wi skata pisful wan!
  Di dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia bin ala se:
  - Aw pis de? Wit di fasist dɛn?!
  Alenka bin tɔk wit smayl se:
  - En a de fil sori tu fo di Jaman gyal pikin dem. I nɔ fayn fɔ provok dɛn! So, a de propos... Kɔnklud wan trus!
  Ɔgɔstin bin de gigl ɛn ansa se:
  - Bɔt dɛn nɔ go gri!
  Alenka aks Maria se:
  -Yu kin hit am rayt na di barɛl?
  Di titi we gɛt golden ia ansa se:
  - A go tray, pan ɔl we i rili at.
  Gɛda da tɛm de aks Magda, we insɛf na bin wɔman we gɛt gold ia se:
  -Yu kin rili disable dɛn gɔn?
  Magda bin tɔk wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - Hit di trɔnk? If pawa dɛn we ay pas dat ɛp, dat min se i go rili ɛp!
  Gɛda bin klem in fist dɛn ɛn ala se:
  - Shut!
  Dɛn tu tank dɛn ya bin de faya wan tɛm. Di shɔɛl dɛn bin de tɔk bɔt ark dɛn ɛn dɛn bin de nak di mɔt dɛn. Ɛn aw i go bɔm. Ɛn di mɛtal go tek am ɛn splash na difrɛn say dɛn.
  Gɛda ɛn Alɛnka bin ala wan tɛm se:
  - Na dat! Inaf fɔ di wɔ!
  
  LUZHKOV NA YELTSIN IN SAKSƐS!
  Bɔku difrɛn prɔblɛm dɛn de na di wɔl. Wan pan dɛn na dat, fɔ du tin tumɔs, i kin dipen pan chans. Dis na aw di wɔl tɔn aut we Putin in apɔntinmɛnt as Yeltsin in ples nɔ bin apin. Bifo dat, Yeltsin bin mek sɔntɛm di muv we mek sɛns pas ɔl - we i bin prɔpos Mɔsko Mayɔ Luzhkov. Dis kandidet na jɔs gud frɔm ɔl di pɔynt dɛn. Ɛn di nyu pɔsin we tek in ples dɔn te we i gɛt kɔnekshɔn wit di oligarks, i pɔpul bitwin di pipul dɛn, i gɛt sɔpɔt bitwin di lɛft, ɛn i ol fɔ akɔmod di wan dɛn we want fɔ gɛt bɔku prɔpati - Luzhkov nɔ go sote go. Ɛn di sem tɛm, bɔdi ɛn blɔd, pɔsin we de nia di Yeltsin famili.
  Infakt, Yeltsin, we i bin dɔn luk Putin in dosya, i bin dinay klia wan se:
  - Dis kuk tu kwayɛt fɔ bi tyrant, ɛn tu big sikyɔriti ɔfisa fɔ rul as dimokrasi! Ɛn in jɔnal, insɛf as pɔsin nɔto sent. Wit Sobchak, i bin bigin fɔ put an pan kɔrɔpshɔn. A nɔ biliv pan in talɛnt dɛn!
  Ɛn Mayɔ Luzhkov bin bi di pɔsin we tek in ples.
  Wel... Also na pɔsin we fit fɔ gɛt am. Insay di Duma, in jɔnal, aprɔval pas witout fɛt. Di mɛya bin tɔk se i go mek ɔda tin dɛn apin na di Kɔkas ɛn i go mek di ikɔmi na Rɔshia go bifo.
  Ɛn as i bi, dɛn tin ya nɔto ɛmti prɔmis. Insay di Kɔkas, di wɔ bin de apin jɔs lɛk aw Putin bin de rul. Bɔku pan di pipul dɛn na Dagesta nɔ bin fala di Chechen pipul dɛn. Dɛn nɔ bin rili ambɔg di sojaman dɛn bak. Di wɔ bin rili fayn.
  Na tru se pan ɔl dat, Luzhkov bin gri fɔ tɔk to Maskhadov. Ɛn i bin gri fɔ mek Chechnya bi mɛmba na Rɔshia. Ɛn di fɛt bin dɔn ivin bifo pas aw i bin dɔn de.
  Dɔn di ikɔnomi bigin fɔ kam bak. Ivin mɔ stormy pas ɔnda Putin. Di yɔŋ biliyan man we nem Deribaska bin bi praymɛnt minista. Luzhkov bin fala wan aktif polisi na di fɔrin arena, bɔt i bin kɔntinyu fɔ bi padi wit Amɛrika. I ivin sɛn wan Rɔshian kɔntinjɛn agens Sadam Husayn. Ɛn i bin ɛp fɔ pul di dikteta. Fɔ dat i bin gɛt in pat pan di divɛlɔpmɛnt na Irak.
  Dɛn bin ivin avɔyd fɔ fɛt wɔ na dis eria. Bɔt dɛn bin kech Sadam Husayn kwik kwik wan.
  Luzhkov bin rul fɔ et ia... I bin ajɔst ivin mɔ impɔtant sakrifays dɛn na di ikɔmi pas Putin, ɛn i nɔ bin agyu wit di Wɛst. Pantap dat, Rɔshia bin jɔyn NATO ɛn di WTO, ɛn dis bin mek di tɛm we dɛn bin de fɛt-fɛt dɔn. Ɛn afta dat, Dɛribaska bin bi prɛsidɛnt. Afta dis, dɛn bigin fɔ klem di kɔmyunis dɛn bɔku mɔ ɛn mɔ. Lenin fɔdɔm dɔn bigin. Dɛn bin pwɛl di monumɛnt dɛn fɔ di lida dɛn ɛn di wan dɛn we bin dɔn de fɛt fɔ di gɔvmɛnt. Deribaska ivin anɔys de-Stalinization. We bin mek sɔm pipul dɛn nɔ gri wit wetin dɛn de du na di sosayti. Ɛn dɛn bin pul Lenin na di grev insay 2011 ɛn bɛr am, ɛn dɛn nɔ bin gi am ɛni ɔnɔ ɔ bɛrin.
  Di biliyan prɛsidɛnt in rul bin de kam tranga mɔ ɛn mɔ. Oligarch nɔmba wan chenj di kɔnstityushɔn insay rifrendum ɛn i pul di limit fɔ tu kɔnsɛkutiv prɛsidɛnt tɛm. I bin ban di Kɔmyunis Pati na di Rɔshian Fɛdareshɔn ɛn bɔku ɔganayzeshɔn dɛn we de na di lɛft an. Introdyus wan barɛri fɔ wan ɔndrɛd tawzin mɛmba fɔ rɛjista pati.
  Dɔn, ɔda tin dɛn bin de we wi fɔ du. Speshali, fɔ ban fɔ pwɛl bɛlɛ ɛn fɔ stɔp di tin dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ mek uman nɔ gɛt bɛlɛ. Dɛn bigin fɔ du pɔlitiks na di chɔch bak mɔ ɛn mɔ. Mɔ di prist dɛn bin de ful-ɔp ɔl di skrin dɛn. Ɛn dɛn bin ivin put fayv pasɛnt taks we nɔ fayn fɔ ɔlman we nɔ biliv se dɛn na Ɔtodɔks.
  Pantap dat, dɛn bin de stɔp ɔda rilijɔn dɛn. Jɛnɛral wan, dɛn bin ban bɔku ɔganayzeshɔn dɛn: Jiova Witnɛs dɛn, Sɛvin-de Adventist dɛn, Baptist dɛn, Pɛntikɔstal dɛn ɛn ɔda wan dɛn. Dɛn bin de stɔp Islam bak bad bad wan. We bin gi rizin fɔ mek pipul dɛn nɔ gri wit wetin dɛn de du.
  Insay Ɔtodɔksi sɛf, bay di ɔda lɔ we di prɛsidɛnt gi, sɔm chenj dɛn bin apin. Na mɔtalman dɛn bin de kansel di post dɛn. Bɔt pan ɔl dat, fɔ fast bin rili mek bɔku pipul dɛn fred fɔ lɛf Ɔtodɔks, ɛn bɔku pan dɛn nɔ bin de fala am. Ɛn fɔ fast nɔ bin de mek prist ɛn pipul dɛn we de na di chɔch nɔ fat. So dɛn bin kansel am. Fɔ mek Ɔtodɔks izi.
  Dɛn bigin fɔ alaw uman dɛn fɔ bi prist. Apat frɔm dat, di fɔm dɛn we de na do bak dɔn chenj. Prist dɛn bigin fɔ sheb ɛn kɔt dɛn ia, dɛn kasɔk dɛn wayt ɛn fayn. Di nɔmba fɔ di oli wan dɛn bin bɔku. Pantap dat, fɔ mek pipul dɛn bi kanɔn dɔn bi kwik ɛn izi.
  Dɛn bin promot dɛn pipul ya fɔ bi oli pipul dɛn: Alɛgzanda Suvorov, Nakhimov, Brusilɔv, Alɛgzanda di Sɛkɔn, Alɛgzanda di Tɔd, ɛn bɔku ɔda wan dɛn. Bɔku pan dɛn na kiŋ ɛn wɔri pipul dɛn. Fɔ tru, dɛn inklud Pita di Gret ɛn Ayvan di Tɛribul.
  Sɔm pan di oli pipul dɛn na bin Mikhailo Lomonosov ɛn Mendeleev - dɛnsɛf na sayɛnsman dɛn we gɛt ay levul.
  Wetin mek yu nɔ mek dɛn bi oli pipul dɛn? Fɔ tɔk smɔl, di kanɔn dɛn dɔn bɔku. Di Rɔshian Ɔtodɔks Chɔch dɔn rili indipɛndɛnt frɔm di ɔda wan dɛn. Pantap dat, wan tichin bin apia: se Andru di Fɔs-Kɔl bin gɛt advantej pas di Apɔsul Pita we na di bigman pan di apɔsul dɛn, bikɔs Pita bin dinay Krays tri tɛm.
  Fɔ tɔk smɔl, di stet bin kam fɔ bi mɔ tiokratik, bɔt di sem tɛm i bin rilaks mɔ. Di spirit fɔ di kiŋ dɛn bigin fɔ gɛt layf bak. Ɛn sɔntin frɔm di kiŋ dɛn. Speshali, dɛn bin mek prostitushɔn ligal. Dɛn bin ivin mek am ligal ɛn prostitut dɛn bin de pe taks to di stet trɔsri, soshal sikyɔriti ɛn gɛt di rayt fɔ gɛt penshɔn.
  Yu nɔ tink? Dis bin apin ɔnda di Tsa ɛn di pipul dɛn na Rɔshia bin bɔku kwik kwik wan! Yu tink se di Tsa Papa bin rili bad so?
  Russian en American troops nip ISIS in di bud en kwik kwik wan. Ɔl ɔda tin nɔ impɔtant so igen. Di Maidan nɔ bin vɛks na Kyiv, bikɔs gɔvmɛnt bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de we de sɔpɔt di Wɛstɛn gɔvmɛnt. Ɛn dɛn nɔ bin tek Kraym in kɔntri. Dɛn bin drɛb di kɔmyunis dɛn ɔnda grɔn. Ɛn dɛn bin de mek pipul dɛn protɛst.
  Di LDPR na bin pɔkit ɔpɔzishɔn. Di ruling koalishun na bin di oganayzeshɔn: Fatherland - ɔl na Rɔshia. SPS bin de bak. Dɔn bak, di wan dɛn we de sɔpɔt di Wɛstɛn libal dɛn. Dem skwez Yabloko komot fo paliament bikos im bi obstinate. Ɔda pati dɛn nɔ bin mit di sɛvin pasɛnt trɛshɔld. So natin nɔ bin rili chenj. Di prɛsidɛnt bin tan lɛk wan we de fri ɛn we nɔ lɛk kɔmyunis tsa. Insay fɔrin polisi - na pro-Wɛstɛn kɔs. Chaina nɔ dɔn divɛlɔp bɛtɛ, frɔm we dɛn tek di Sɛlestial Ɛmpaya strikt kɔntrol. Dɛn bin de aks fɔ mek dɛn chenj di we aw pɔlitiks de.
  Di Rɔshian prɛsidɛnt ilɛkshɔn bin apin kwik kwik wan.
  Deribaska bin win insay 2008 wit pas sɛvinti pasɛnt. Insay 2012 tek sɛvinti tri pasɛnt. Insay 2016, sɛvinti wan pasɛnt, wit 4 kɔmpitishɔn dɛn. Fɔmal wan, i tan lɛk se di ilɛkshɔn na ɔda we, bɔt di sɛlɛkshɔn filta dɛn rili strikt.
  Na tru se di oligarch-prɛsidɛnt nɔ drɔ wan indecent nayntin nayn pasɛnt figa fɔ insɛf, ɛn tɛnki fɔ dat.
  Zhirinovsky don tek pat fo evri ilekshon sins 1991, wen im bi di yongest kandidet. Insay 2016, i bin bi di wan we ol pas ɔlman. Di ikɔmi na Rɔshia bin de divɛlɔp kwik kwik wan. Na di ɛnd ɔf 2008 ɛn di biginin fɔ 2009 nɔmɔ prɔblɛm dɛn bin de, bɔt dɛn bin kɔrɛkt dɛn kwik kwik wan. Dɔn fɔ lɔng tɛm, di ikɔmi na Rɔshia nɔ bin gɛt prɔblɛm. Eksept se oil praiz don drop likl. Bɔt ay teknɔlɔji dɛn dɔn de.
  Bɔt Deribaska, pan ɔl we i bin stil rili yɔŋ, i se insay 2020 wi nɔ go rɔn fɔ di nɔmba 4 tɛm, so dat wi nɔ go mek pɔsin we de chalenj di ɔtoriti dɛn we nɔ go ebul fɔ pul am kɔmɔt. Ɛn wetin i tek fɔ mek di prɛsidɛnt ridyus insɛf? Bɔt pan ɔl we, Dɛribaska bin muf go bi praymɛnt minista, ɛn Andru Navalni bin bi prɛsidɛnt. Dis na di kayn mirekul dɛn we de apin na di wɔl!
  
  
  
  
  CONAN NA DI BAY FROM DI FUTURE!
  Wan man bin rili want fɔ go bak to di tɛm we i bin smɔl. Ɛn jɔs lɛk ɔl ɔda tin dɛn, i bin de fred bad bad wan fɔ ol ɛn day. I bin rili want fɔ avɔyd fɔ dray ɛn ol, we na sɔntin we ɔda pipul dɛn kin sɔfa. Ɛn i bin de tray tranga wan fɔ fɛn pɔsin we go ɛp am fɔ bi yɔŋ man bak, ivin na di Intanɛt.
  Ɛn afta dat a fɛn am... Wan sayk diva gi advatayzmɛnt - i pɔsibul fɔ briŋ bak yɔŋ pipul dɛn!
  Di man, we ol lɛk fifti ia so, na tru se i tek di bet wit gladi at. Di tɛmteshɔn rili big. A tek wan decent amount of moni wit mi en go to dis vixen.
  Moscow na big siti en yu kin fain evritin de.
  Ɛn afta dat, i rich ɛn si insɛf nia di bildin. Di pɔsin we de tɔk bɔt wetin go apin tumara bambay bin rɛnt wan rum de. Di bildin insɛf na biznɛs sɛnta. Ɛn ɔltin na sayɛns. Ɛn di uman we mit am na bin da smɔl tin de bak. I nɔ tan lɛk jipsi. Bɔt nɔto Rɔshian sɛf. Lɛk Indian uman, dak skin, bɔt in ia nɔ blak, bɔt i layt brawn. Nays, i tan lɛk se i yɔŋ. Bɔt i fil se i dɔn ol fɔ bɔku ia.
  Ivin if no single wrinkle de, no mesh, no spot fo im fes... Bot i stil de fil laik se di lady wit impeccable figa don ova foti oredi. Pan ɔl we i gɛt mɔsul, no sayn nɔ de fɔ sho se i dɔn ol. Ɛn we i de smayl, in tit dɛn kin wayt so ɛn dɛn kin rili big.
  Pavel Ivanovich bin ivin tink se i gɛt lay lay wan dɛn. Bɔt nɔ, i go mɔs bi se na rial tin. In jenɛral, dis madam bin de mɛmba sɔm kayn we bɔt wan sho sta. Lɛk di pɔsin we de tɔk bɔt wetin go apin tumara bambay frɔm di fim dɛn.
  Di uman invayt mi fɔ sidɔm ɛn aks wit fayn vɔys se:
  - A si se yu rili want fɔ bi yɔŋ man bak?
  Pavel Ivanovich bin nɔd fɔ sho se i gri se:
  - Yɛs! Ɛn rili!
  Di uman bin de gigl ɛn ansa se:
  - Bɔt yu ɔndastand se yu fɔ pe fɔ ɔltin na wi wɔl!
  Pavel shek di balding nekɛd uman ɛn rasp:
  - A dɔn rɛdi! A nɔ ebul fɔ tinap fɔ di prayz!
  Ɛn i pul wan wad we gɛt ɔndrɛd dɔla bil dɛn na in pɔkit.
  Di pɔsin we de tɔk bɔt wetin go apin tumara bambay bin snor wit disgres se:
  - If a nid moni, a go aks som old bilionaire fo wan handred milian dala. Ɛn i nɔ go nɔ gri fɔ di sake fɔ yɔŋ pɔsin we go de sote go... Nɔ, a nɔ jɔs nid mɔni!
  Pavel bin aks wit sɔprayz se:
  - Ɛn wetin?
  Di pɔsin we de tɔk bɔt wetin go apin tumara bambay bin shrug ɛn ansa se:
  - In exchenj fɔ di kam bak we yu yɔŋ, yu go bi mi savant, ɔ ivin slev! - Di uman bare in tit ɛn ad. "Yu rɛdi fɔ bi slev fɔ yu yɔŋ tɛm?"
  Pavel aks wit op we de shem se:
  - Yu tink se yɔŋ pipul dɛn go de sote go?
  Di pɔsin we de tɔk bɔt wetin go apin tumara bambay nɔd in ed aktif wan:
  - Sɔntɛm!
  Pavel Ivanovich krak in finga dɛn ɛn tɔk wit rɛspɛkt se:
  - I nɔ bin bi! Mi ansa klia, a gri wit ɔltin!
  Di pɔsin we de tɔk bɔt wetin go apin tumara bambay bin smayl brayt wan ɛn tɔk se:
  - Wel, okay... Yu gɛt ay edyukeshɔn?
  Di man nɔd se:
  - Yɛs! Na dat!
  Di saykman bin tɔk se:
  - Wel, dat na wɔndaful tin! A nid man we gɛt sɛns. Ɛn di bɔdi... A go mek di bɔdi misɛf, ɛnitin we a nid!
  Pavel Ivanovich bin shem fɔ tɔk se:
  - Bɔt a op se a nɔ go bi frik?
  Di pɔsin we de tɔk bɔt wetin go apin tumara bambay bin shek in ed bad bad wan fɔ ansa se:
  - Na tru se nɔto so! I nid wan freak! Bifo dat, yu go gɛt wɛlbɔdi, fayn ɛn strɔng!
  Pavel Ivanovich bin ala wit gladi at se:
  - A redi fɔ dis!
  Di pɔsin we de tɔk bɔt wetin go apin tumara bambay nɔd ɛn ansa se:
  - Naw a go gi yu wan risit wit di tin dɛn we de dɔŋ ya. Mi na Pavel Ivanovich Ryabchenko, a bi Misis Tsvetik in slev te i fri mi frɔm savis. A swɛ se a go du ɔl in ɔda tin dɛn we a nɔ gɛt wan kwɛstyɔn te dis tɛm! Fɔ gi yu bak, yu kin gɛt yɔŋ layf we go de sote go! Ɛn yu go sayn insay blɔd.
  Dɔn a go gi yu yɔŋ ɛn strɔng bɔdi! Ɛn afta dis yu go yɔŋ sote go!
  Pavel Ivanovich bin ansa wit smayl se:
  - Wel, wetin den? Wan dil na wan dil! Di savis go dɔn kwik ɔ leta, bɔt yɔŋ pipul dɛn go stil de!
  Di pɔsin we de tɔk bɔt wetin go apin tumara bambay bin vɛks ɛn tɔk se:
  - Bɔt yu go bi mi savant! Ɛn if yu tray fɔ nɔ obe, yu go go stret na ɛlfaya! Insay da tɛm de, lɛ a ɛp yu fɔ chuk yu finga.
  I bin de mek a fil pen smɔl. Pavel Ivanovich bin luk rawnd di rum we di pɔsin we de tɔk bɔt wetin go apin tumara bambay. Di wɔl dɛn we dɛn dɔn pent wayt. Bɔku bɔku monita dɛn. Bɔku difrɛn kayn sɛns dɛn. I tan lɛk se na laboratori ɛn nɔto fɔchɔ tɛla in sɛnta.
  I ivin stupid fɔ sɔm kayn we fɔ sayn dis pepa. I nɔ go izi fɔ mek ɛni kɔt go si se wan blɔd sayn valid. Bɔt... Sɔntin tɛl am se dis nɔto blɔf ɔ jok.
  Di man sɔm kayn we rayt in sayn insay di we aw i de swɛt. Dɔn i bin de mɔna se:
  - A bin sayn mi yon! Naw di flo na yu yon!
  Di pɔsin we de tɔk bɔt wetin go apin tumara bambay bin de gigl ɛn tɔk se:
  - Wel, wetin a go se! Wɛl, wetin a go se... Na so dɛn mek pipul dɛn! Dɛn want fɔ no, dɛn want fɔ no! Dɛn want fɔ no wetin go apin!
  Ɛn afta dat, wan big big monita bin apia bifo di man. I bin klia se sɔm kayn katun fim bin de pan am. Di pɔsin we de tɔk bɔt wetin go apin tumara bambay grin ɛn aks se:
  - Yu dɔn wach di Japan animated siriɔs "Conan - di bɔbɔ frɔm di fiuja"?
  Di man shrug ɛn ansa se:
  - I tan lɛk se na so... Na so bɔbɔ bin de de, i bin tan lɛk se i rili strɔng!
  Di pɔsin we de tɔk bɔt wetin go apin tumara bambay nɔd fɔ sho se i gri se:
  - Yɛs! So a go put yu insay in bɔdi!
  Di man wispa wit sɔprayz:
  - Insay di bɔdi fɔ katun?
  Di pɔsin we bin de tɔk bɔt wetin go apin tumara bambay bin kɔnfyus wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - Na dat! Wetin yu bin want?
  Di man bin de grɔmbul wit kɔnfyushɔn se:
  - Bɔt i jɔs bi pikin!
  Di pɔsin we de tɔk bɔt wetin go apin tumara bambay bin de gigl:
  - Bɔt i gɛt mɔ trɛnk pas wan duzin big pipul dɛn. Ɛn i agil, i strɔng na in bɔdi, i rili at fɔ kil ɛn pwɛl!
  Pavel Ivanovich bin de grɔmbul wit kɔnfyushɔn se:
  - Ɛn se a go de sote go as pikin, ɔ a go gro ɔp?
  Di pɔsin we de tɔk bɔt wetin go apin tumara bambay sho in tit ɛn ansa se:
  - Na tru se yu go de ɔltɛm lɛk dis, bɔbɔ we ol lɛk ilevin ia wit dɛbul trɛnk.
  We i kech wan luk we nɔ satisfay, di man ad.
  - Wɛl, dis na di prayz fɔ nɔ day ɛn di impɔtant tin... Bikɔs dis na Japan anime, ɛn di Japan pipul dɛn rili lɛk hentai katun, yu go gɛt man we nɔto pikin saiz. Insay di fɛt pozishɔn, twɛnti fayv sɛntimita, we na bɔku tin fɔ big pɔsin. So... Yu kin du di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl we yu nɔ go ambɔg yusɛf ɛn yu libido.
  Pavel Ivanovich bin tɔk wit kɔnfyushɔn se:
  - Bɔt ɔmɔs uman dɛn go want fɔ slip wit bɔy pikin?
  Di pɔsin we de tɔk bɔt wetin go apin tumara bambay bin de tɔk bad bɔt am fɔ ansa se:
  - Ɛn uman dɛn nɔ want fɔ slip wit yu ɛni we! So aw big di lɔs go bi? Ɛn if sote go yu kin jɛntri ɔ bi empara, dat min se gyal pikin dɛn go fala yu bɔku bɔku wan, ilɛksɛf yu tan lɛk bɔy pikin ɔ yu nɔ tan lɛk bɔbɔ.
  Di man bin de shem fɔ tu-tri sɛkɔn ɛn tɔk wit maynd se:
  - Okay, a gri! Di men tin na dat di tik tinap ɛn i big. Wetin yu go du if yu nɔ tu big? Strɔng de kɔmpɛns!
  Di pɔsin we de tɔk bɔt wetin go apin tumara bambay bin tɔk wit gladi at se:
  "A go tich yu bak majik ɛn fɛt tɛknik lɛk Naruto." Ɛn yu go bi pɔsin we nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ win!
  Pavel Ivanovich bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Maybe na so a bin want am!
  Di pɔsin we de tɔk bɔt wetin go apin tumara bambay bin slap in an na in ni ɛn se:
  - Siddon na da chia de ova de. A go du di kɔnvɛnshɔn. In jɔnal, a no se yu nɔ bin jɔs want fɔ bi yɔŋ bak, bɔt yu bin want fɔ bi bɔbɔ. Dis na bin di tin we yu bin want pas ɔl. Ɛn na bɔbɔ we strɔng! So dis tɛm di kɔnvɛnshɔn fɔ wok!
  Pavel Ivanovich bin sidɔm na wan chia. Di pɔsin we de tɔk bɔt wetin go apin tumara bambay bigin fɔ put waya ɛn sɛns pan am. Dɛn se yu want fɔ bi bɔbɔ ɛn wi go arenj am fɔ yu.
  Afta ɔl, di drim na rili fayn drim, bɔt pikin we go de sote go. Naw, di man bin gɛt sɛns ɛn waya dɛn rawnd am ɔlsay. En so di fortune teller tek am en aw fo ton on di current...
  Literally ɔltin bifo Pavel Ivanovich in yay bin distɔrj. Ɛn i bin tan lɛk se sɔmbɔdi dɔn nak mi bren wit baton. Ɔ ivin wan slɛdhama bin fɔdɔm pan ɛni kɔnvɔlɔshɔn.
  I shek yu op kwik kwik wan... Ɛn i flot bifo yu yay, lɛk se yu de insay faya haz. Ɛn afta dat, wantɛm wantɛm i lɛf fɔ go, ɛn i bin rili izi. Ɛn Pavel Ivanovich bin fil trɛnk ɛn ɛnaji we de flɔ na ɛni sɛl.
  Di pɔsin we de tɔk bɔt wetin go apin tumara bambay bin ansa wit zil se:
  - I dɔn dɔn! Yu na Kɔnan bɔy naw!
  Pavel fil se di waya ɛn di sɛns dɛn fɔdɔm pan am, ɛn i fri. Ɛn wan big miro de kam dɔŋ frɔm ɔp.
  Di pɔsin we de tɔk bɔt wetin go apin tumara bambay bin tɔk wit zil se:
  - Luk yu!
  Pavel bin luk. In vishɔn bin shap ɛn kwik. Wan bɔbɔ apia na di miro. Muskul, insay shɔt pant. Di ia blak, wit smɔl blu. Di fes fayn ɛn fayn, i tan, i kɔmɔt na Yurop. Di bɔbɔ insɛf rili waya, in nɛk strɔng, ɛn in yay blak. We i smayl, in tit dɛn kin big dipen pan di wɛda. I luk lɛk se i ol ilevin ia, bɔt in mɔsul dɛn so rip, lɛk Brus Li in yon. Jɔs lɛk di katun fim, di leg dɛn nɔ gɛt natin, bɔt dɛn rili strɔng ɛn dɛn kin rɔn kwik kwik wan.
  Wan bɔbɔ we rili atletik, we strɔng ɛn we tren.
  Pavel Ivanovich mek in biceps, dɛn swel ɔp to trayangul. I bin rili gladi:
  - Yes, nɔto bad figa! Ɛn se a go tan lɛk dis sote go?
  Di pɔsin we de tɔk bɔt wetin go apin tumara bambay bin tɔk wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - Yu na katun! Ɛn katun fim dɛn nɔ kin ol! Yu kin gladi se yu nɔ go ɛva bi ol man igen!
  Pavel Ivanovich jomp op, klap in an dɛn ɔp in ed, ɛn muf se:
  - Dat na big tin! A kin rili fil fayn!
  Di pɔsin we de tɔk bɔt wetin go apin tumara bambay bin grin ɛn tɔk se:
  - Bɔt naw yu na mi slev! Wi nid fɔ gɛt layf we nɔ de day! Yu ɔndastand!
  Pavel Ivanovich bin tɔk wit zil se:
  - Di payɔnia de rɛdi ɔltɛm!
  Di pɔsin we de tɔk bɔt wetin go apin tumara bambay slam in fist na di tebul ɛn se:
  - Yu fɔs wok go izi. Go na di strit ɛn fɛn di bɔbɔ Grishka Mimosa de. Panch am na in fes te i brus. Wit yu trɛnk i nɔ at. Ɛn tek in skul bag ɛn Ayfon. Dɔn briŋ am kam to mi!
  Pavel bin spre in an dɛn wit kɔnfyushɔn:
  - Wetin mek yu nid skulbɔy in Ayfon?
  Di pɔsin we de tɔk bɔt wetin go apin tumara bambay bin de ala se:
  - Yu na mi slev! Nɔ aks, jɔs du am! No nid nɔ de fɔ mek yu no ɔ tɔk bɔt ɔda tin dɛn we yu fɔ du! Ɔ yu go day ɛn yu sol go go na ɛlfaya sote go!
  Pavel-Konan bin de shem fɔ aks se:
  - Usay a go fɛn Grishka Mimosa?
  Di pɔsin we de tɔk bɔt wetin go apin tumara bambay trowe wan gren to di tɛrminatɔ bɔbɔ:
  - Kam on ɛn naviget am! Usay layt de, na de ɛnimi de!
  Pavel-Konan, we nɔ de aks di kwɛstyɔn igen, we de flash in bare, bɔysh il, rɔsh kɔmɔt na di ɔfis. I bin fil se i gɛt trɛnk ɛn i bin rili want fɔ muf.
  Fɔ tru, di bɔdi bin rili strɔng ɛn i bin fast. Pavel-Konan nɔ bin ebul fɔ fil in fut. I aksɛlayt fɔ go ɔp di stej, ɛn i nɔ bin pe atɛnshɔn to di ɛlivat dɛn. Ɛn i bin rili izi fɔ am, ɛn di flay bin rili kwik ɛn i bin rili fayn.
  Afta dat di tɛmnɛta bɔbɔ rɔn kɔmɔt na di strit. Di wɛda bin kol ɛn ren bin jɔs kam. Di katun bɔbɔ bin splash tru di pɔt dɛn. Splash dɛn we dɛn rayz. Ɛn i bin fil fayn. Ɛn di spid we i de rɔn tan lɛk di wan we ɔs we gɛt rayt blɔd de rɔn. At least fast pas mɔtalman. I nɔ so izi fɔ kech am.
  Na wan boi de, we de ignore trafik lait, de rosh bitwin moto. In spid bin big ɛn in riakshɔn bin rili fayn. Conan na rili wan fayn fayn katun fim. Fast, wit fayn fayn riakshɔn, strɔng ɛn resilient. I nɔ gɛt trenin fɔ fɛt wɔ ɛn majik. Dɔn i go ivin kol pas Naruto. Bɔt i nɔ bad, i gɛt ɔl di sote go bifo am. Ɛn di ɛnaji nɔ go ɛva dɔn.
  Di katun bɔbɔ jomp oba di motoka. Bɔt stil, i bin rɔn tumɔs ɛn di wan dɛn we bin de pas bin de luk di bɔbɔ we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn ivin di polis dɛn bin de wispa. Bɔt okay, we i nɔ pe atɛnshɔn, Kɔnan-Pavel rich na di yad.
  Grishka Mimosa bin de de. Wan bɔbɔ we ol lɛk tɛn ia so, wit wan luk we rili impudent. Ɛn i bin tan lɛk wayl animal. We i si Pavel-Conan i bɔs laf, i pɔynt in finga dɛn:
  - Luk, begman! Mɔni nɔ de fɔ sus!
  Conan-Pavel rɔsh pan di pɔsin we du di bad tin, kik am na in bɛlɛ, dɔn i pan am na in bak ed. I bin fɔdɔm lɛk se dɛn dɔn fɔdɔm am. Kɔnan-Pɔl nɔ gɛt bɔku trɛnk. Afta dat di katun bɔbɔ mɛmba se i fɔ lɛf brus bak na in fes. I tɔn ɛn pan am na in fes bɔku tɛm.
  Dɔn i tek in brifkɛs ɛn tɔn in poket dɛn fɔ luk fɔ in Ayfon. Wan bɔnch kɔyn ɛn tu-tri pepa dɛn bin flay kɔmɔt. Conan-Pavel bin klin dɛn wit gladi at. Bɔt usay di Ayfon de - usay i go! Bɔt a bin dɔn fɛn am bak.
  A tek am fɔ misɛf... Ɛn rɔsh bak. I dɔn dɔn! Ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat, i rili izi ɛn simpul! I tan lɛk se yu de chɛw gɔm! Ɔltin bin wok fayn fayn wan!
  Ɛn di bɔbɔ rɔsh bak ɛn wispa wan siŋ to insɛf.
  - Di trɛd dɔn brok, wan wikɛd day de trɛtin wi! Ɛn fɔ mek di hiro go liv, i fɔ day!
  Ɛn bak fɔ jomp oba motoka dɛn. Skrolin somersaults, difrɛn kayn rivasal dɛn.
  Conan-Pavel bin flay go insay di ɔfis. Nɔbɔdi nɔ bin stɔp am. Dɔn i rɔn go ɔp to di pɔsin we de tɔk bɔt wetin go apin tumara bambay.
  I nɔ bin grit am tumɔs wit ɔl in at:
  - Wel, yu giv am to mi! Wetin mek yu kil Grishka?
  Conan-Pavel trowe in an dɛn ɔp bikɔs i kɔnfyus:
  - A nɔ kil am?
  Di pɔsin we de tɔk bɔt wetin go apin tumara bambay bin de gigl ɛn sho in tit dɛn:
  - Bɔy Kɔnan, kin es big big ston we we pas wan tan ɔp in ed. Yu kin imajin aw i gɛt strɔng blo. Ɛn i nak di titi na in bak in ed! Yu na idiot?
  Conan-Pavel bin spre in an dɛn wit kɔnfyushɔn:
  - Wel, a no bin tink so. Di bak pat pan mi ed insɛf bin fɔdɔm ɔnda mi fist!
  Di pɔsin we de tɔk bɔt wetin go apin tumara bambay bin de ala se:
  - In shot, mek fulish pre to God, im go bit im fored! I gud se mi pasɔnal nɔ bin nid dis bɔbɔ. Wan Ayfon ɛn wan brifkɛs go du. Bɔt na ya yu de... Yu ɔndastand se yu na pɔsin we de kil naw!
  Conan-Pavel bin swɛt bad bad wan ɛn ansa se:
  - Wel, a nɔ bin want fɔ du am! Neks tɛm a go tek tɛm mɔ!
  Di pɔsin we de tɔk bɔt wetin go apin tumara bambay bin grɔmbul ɛn nak di grɔn wit in il:
  - Na neks taim no go de. A mɛmba yu, di bɔbɔ we de rɔn rawnd af nekɛd na di kol ɛn splash tru di ɔtom pɔt dɛn. Ɛn sɔntɛm di polis dɛn go de luk fɔ di pɔsin we kil am. So, in eni kes, yu no fit fo Moscow!
  Pavel-Konan bin tɔk frivol wan se:
  - Wetin yu go du if yu day yu ia wayt? Dis go mek a ivin kiut!
  Di pɔsin we de tɔk bɔt wetin go apin tumara bambay krak in finga dɛn ɛn shek in ed bad bad wan:
  - Nɔ! Tide yu rɔn rawnd Mɔsko! A go sɛn yu na wan fayn fayn wɔl! Na de yu go gɛt sɛvin tin dɛn fɔ mi. Ɛn afta dat - dɛn go si am! Bɔt tek tɛm wit yu pawa!
  In di meantime, maybe... - Di fortune teller wink ɛn ansa wit wan malicious grin. - Mek lov to mi. A bin de drim ɔltɛm fɔ tray di man pafɛkt we de na wan Japan katun fim. Afta ɔl, insay hentai nɔ ikwal to di skil we di Japan hiro dɛn we gɛt animated kin gɛt.
  
  
  STAR LƆV!
  Di imej we nɔ du natin, klin ɛn klin
  Di volkeno bin wek yu filin fɔ yu!
  Yu yay de mɔna pas flawa - i de shayn
  Dat no fayn fayn lɔv nɔ de na di wɔl igen!
  Ɛnibɔdi we tink se di spes dɔn day ɛn di vaykum ɛmti ɛn i nɔ ebul fɔ rɔl insay di bot, tikl di spɛshal ship in fes, wit blak-velvet tɔng we gɛt pal dɛn we gɛt sta dɛn, nɔ rayt. Mikhail Cherny: i bin tan lɛk se di yɔŋ studɛnt na di rikonaysmɛnt ɛn spɛs institiut bin fred wit da kayn zil de, i bin de ɛnjɔy di strenj spɛktakl fɔ di fayn fayn garland dɛn we gɛt sta dɛn we de mek dis pat pan di galɛksi we nɔ gɛt ɛnd. Bɔt di studɛnt nɔ bisin bɔt di fayn fayn tin dɛn we de na di skay, i de tink bɔt ɔda tin dɛn. Di imajineshɔn de wev di sem wɔndaful patɛns dɛn fɔ di sta dɛn we gɛt sta dɛn insay bɔdi we de shayn lɛk dayamɔn, rubi hip, gold leg, ɛn valyu figa dɛn fɔ uman dɛn we dɛn kin tɔk bɔt na fayn fayn stori dɛn. Di sta dɛn de muv ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn we dɛn kin imajin kin muv ɛn flɔt di sem we, bɔt wan aidia nɔ bɔku. Ɛn na ya na di spes i kin fil bad bad wan se i de in wan, bikɔs i want fɔ tɔk to pipul dɛn, bɔt i kin jɔs tɔk to di sta dɛn na in maynd, ɛn i nɔ de ɛkspɛkt ansa. Di wangren op na di haypagraviti transmita. Wit in ɛp, yu kin akses di intagalaktik ɔlta-haypa-Intanet - de yu kin ɔltɛm fɛn galfrɛn ɛn nɔto fɔ se na mɔtalman rays. Di yɔŋ man de drɛg di sɛtin dɛn wit ɔl in at, di nyu plasma kɔmpyuta dɔn brok ɛn i nɔ de lisin to kɔmand dɛn. Na dis tɛm ya, dɛn kin gɛt wan alam signal na di spɛshal ship, ɔlografik inschrumɛnt dɛn kin ripɔt bɔku brayt pɔynt dɛn we de flash ala ala na di vaykum si. Maykɛl prɛs di aksilarayt dɛn tranga wan ɛn tray fɔ kɔmɔt de. I dɔn sabi dɛn fɔ lɔng tɛm, if yu jɔj dɛn silhouettes, dɛn na spes "pirates." Nɔ, nɔto dɛn bad bad filibusters dɛn we wan tɛm, jɔs wan tawzin ia bifo naw, bin de mek ɔl di wɔl dɛn we de nia dɛn fred. Naw dis na jɔs studɛnt dɛn we kɔmɔt na ɔda wɔl ɛn institiushɔn dɛn. Dɛn jɔs want fɔ biev fayn, kech wan random "lɛftist" na di pawa nɛt, dɔn dɛn laf gud gud wan ɔ ivin mek laf am. Ɛn udat want fɔ mek pipul dɛn provok am? Blak de tray fɔ rɔnawe bay we i de aksɛleret in mega-kwak injin to di limit. Di ɔda wan dɛn we bin de na di pak bin rɔsh afta am. Di mischievous gyal dem bin de faya multi-megawatt roket wan wan taim. Di bɔm dɛn we bin bɔn nɔ bin mek bad bad tin apin, i go mɔs bi se dɛn bin mek am fɔ mek pɔsin gɛt gud abit dɛn. Maykɛl nɔ bin ebul fɔ ɛp bɔt i bin de smayl.
  -Na di dɛbul dɛn de ya! Dɛn kin atak fayn fayn wan.
  Na tru se natin nɔ de we bad ɛn yu kin sɔrɛnda wit kol at, bɔt afta dis kayn ɔnofishal diklareshɔn fɔ wɔ, yu nɔ want fɔ du dis. Bɔt di ɛnimi nɔ de biɛn, i tan lɛk se di injin dɛn fɔ di ɛnimi sta sabmarin dɛn nɔ wɔs pas di wan dɛn we in spɛshal ship gɛt. Di kɔmpyuta de gi wan wɔnin.
  -Attempted kapchɔ wit wan pawa lasso! Threat #3.
  Maykɛl bil in sta ship bak, ɛn i de mek di difens dɛn we i de mek fayn fayn wan. Dɔn i kin tɔn shap shap to wan big big dabl sta. Wan disk fɔ dis sta jayant na brayt ɔrɛnj, di ɔda wan na wan bad bad pɔyzin pepul. Wit ɔl in pawa, di yɔŋ man de dayv insay di ɔndawɔl we gɛt sta dɛn. Pan ɔl we dɛn kɔba di spɛshal ship wit fɔs fil, i kin wam insay di kabin. Di ship we de na di sta ship de krak bikɔs i gɛt strɔng kɔmpreshɔn, ɛn wan faya we gɛt bɔku bɔku mɔni de blo ɔp di wata. Bɔt dis dayv na di wangren we fɔ pul di wan dɛn we de rɔnata dɛn bad bad wan. Insay dis kayn kol bat we de bɔn, i kin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ pɔsin nɔ si am. Risk de fɔ tru se di fɔs fil nɔ go tinap fɔ dis kayn strɔng kɔmpreshɔn we gɛt ay tɛmpracha, bɔt udat nɔ de risk am...
  Na tru se di wan dɛn we de rɔnata am kin dayv bak insay di magma we di sta gɛt ɔ tray fɔ ambush am we i de kɔmɔt, bɔt di sta rili big ɛn we i de spid pasmak, we i de yuz di say we pɔsin nɔ go si am fɔ sɔm tɛm, i go ebul fɔ flay go na say we sef.
  Ɛn fɔ tru, di injin dɛn de rev te to maksimal pawa, di chia de pres am wit pawa we yu brok kɔmɔt na di stel plasma, anti-gravity nɔ de ɛp ɔltɛm. Dɔn yu kech wan pan di bɔku bɔku pulsar dɛn, i kɔba yu sabmarin, ɛn dɛn trowe yu kɔmɔt na di Gɛna we gɛt faya wit pawa.
  As Maykɛl bin de tink, di wan dɛn we bin de rɔnata am nɔ bin si am, dɛn spɛshal ship dɛn bin de hang ɔp nia di mega-sta we nɔ ebul fɔ du natin, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nos dɛn de rɔsh, ɛn Chɛni in smɔl yacht bin ebul fɔ kɔmɔt nia di sta we bin de shayn izi wan. I nɔ tu te, di dabl sta sistɛm bin bi wan say we at fɔ no difrɛns na di skay we gɛt bɔku sta dɛn. Naw yu kin tek wan briz. Nɔbɔdi nɔ want fɔ land na ɛni wan pan di planɛt dɛn we pipul dɛn de liv, ɛn dis eria na di spes, if nɔto vajin ɔl, fɔ tru, dɛn nɔ kin fɛn bɔku tin dɛn fɔ no bɔt. Mikhail kam in kɔntakt wit wan haypagraviti transmita. Lo ɛn luk, afta i pas na di sɛntrɔm pan di layt, i kam layf ɛn bigin fɔ wok wit nyu trɛnk. Dis min se naw i pɔsibul ɛn i rili rial fɔ put yusɛf insay ɔda vayrɔyal wɔl dɛn. Di yɔŋ man put wan kayn pankɛk na in ed, i kɔba wantɛm wantɛm insay wan kɔk ɛn wantɛm wantɛm... Wan wɔndaful muvmɛnt apin, haypagravitashɔnal wev dɛn wan tɛm trowe di bayɔɛnaji bɔdi insay di yunivasal mɛganɛt. Naw yu sɛf, we nɔ gɛt ɛni spɛs ɔ spɛshal ship, de flay bitwin sta dɛn, divays dɛn ɛn bɔku ɔda tin dɛn. Di wan ol cosmos de ful-ɔp wit rizin ɛn nɔto so rizin infɔmeshɔn. I tan lɛk se big big bilbɔd dɛn de bɔn rayt insay wan vaykum, wit ɔl kayn savis, difrɛn fayl dɛn de rɔsh rawnd di spes, we tan lɛk big big ɔlografik fim dɛn, ɛn we tan lɛk simpul foto we de muv, ɛn bɔku ɔda tin dɛn. Dis ultra-hyper-Internet ful-ɔp wit ɔl kayn tin pan wan big skel we nɔbɔdi nɔ go kɔmpia, ɔltin miks ya frɔm difrɛn planɛt ɛn sistɛm dɛn. Jɔs imajin alien-galaktik monsta dɛn so grin, we de advatayz wit redioaktiv spak ɛn tɔn ful tank dɛn we tan lɛk mango jus ɔ sɔm ɔda spak spak wata insay dɛnsɛf. Ɛn we di sɛvin ed reptayl bigin fɔ it wan chɔp frɔm wan trans-plutonium jerboa, wan tɛm i de shot bak di wing krichɔ dɛn na ɛl wit rayt gɔn, i kin jɔs tan lɛk haypa-madhaus. Bɔt di tik tik jus we de kɔmɔt na di mit kin mek pɔsin angri.
  Mikhail dial di kɔmand it - fɛn. Ɛn klos to wantɛm wantɛm, i go insay wan big ɔl we nɔ gɛt ɛnd. Difrɛn it ɛn wayn dɛn we kɔmɔt na ɔl di galaksi dɛn kin flɔt bifo yu yay. Wan wan tɛm, wan titi we gɛt kɔlɔ kin flay kɔmɔt ɛn kandy, aysik, ayskrim, chɛwing gam ɛn ɔda dɔti kin fɔdɔm kɔmɔt na in mɔt. Di yɔŋ man grap wan pan di "fri" ayskul dɛn - i nɔ bin ebul fɔ it natin, dɔn i fyuɛl fayn wit turquoise ayskrim wit ɛmirald splash, was am dɔŋ wit miks wayn ɛn lɛmonad. Pan ɔl we wan ol mawnten dɛn bin de ɔlsay, di sayz fɔ wan gud planɛt we gɛt ɔl di difrɛn it dɛn we de shayn wit ɔl di kɔlɔ dɛn we di renbo gɛt, i bin jɔs de du dis, ɛn i bin sho se i nɔ gɛt wan rɛspɛkt. Afta dis kayn virtual ɛn di sem tɛm rial it, i bin drɔ to exploits. Bɔt yu tink se i rili intrestin fɔ du fɛt ɔpreshɔn dɛn wangren? Ɛn Maykɛl se di majik wɔd - SƐKS!
  Ɛn wantɛm wantɛm i bin si insɛf na wan wɔl we bin de drim bad bad drim. Bɔku bɔku tin dɛn we kɔmɔt na ɔl di galɛksi dɛn, ɛn bɔku bɔku rɔbɔt dɛn, saybɔg dɛn, droyd dɛn ɛn ɔda pipul dɛn we gɛt layf ɛn we nɔ gɛt layf so, bin mek lɔv pan ɔltin. I bin rili wɔndaful ɛn bɔt stil i bin rili bad. Maykɛl lɔk in yay, dɔn i tɔk wit smɔl vɔys.
  -A want klin lɔv! A want fɔ mit gyal pikin, krichɔ we tan lɛk enjɛl ɛn wi nɔ go gɛt dɔti, bɔt na pis ɛn wanwɔd nɔmɔ wi go gɛt. a wan geht sohmbodi we go laik mi wan en no earthly o extragalactic guy no go ebul tek posishon pan am.
  Wan aneroid rɔbɔt bin apia bifo am, i skrach di tap pan in ed wit in tint tɛn finga paw.
  -Mɔtalman! As ɔltɛm, yu aks wi wan rid! Bɔt natin nɔ de we wi nɔ go ebul fɔ du!
  Di rɔbɔt bin wink ɛn wantɛm wantɛm i lɔs na di Intanɛt.
  Maykɛl bin shek, fɔ smɔl tɛm, i bin tink se i dɔn aks fɔ wan wok we tu at ivin fɔ di pawaful intagalaktik sayba-maynd. Wan semblance of praid ivin arose in mi sol, a manej fo baffle di hyper-Internet of cyborgs.
  Ɛn lɛk aw i kin apin ɔltɛm, i kɔmɔt na di blu, kɔmɔt na di kol vaykum, we de flash lɛk brayt sta, i bin mek i bi pɔsin. Maykɛl bin lɔk in yay smɔl, di titi we bin apia bifo am bin tan lɛk gɔd uman. I nɔ bin ɛva si dis kayn fayn fayn tin we de mek pɔsin in yay shayn ɛn we de mek pɔsin sɔprayz. Na bin sɔntin we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ tɔk bɔt.
  Mi imajineshɔn bin blo
  Yu imej bin de flash lɛk kɔmɛt in tel
  Yu bin nak mi lɛk laytin
  Wit in fayn fayn tin dɛn we de shayn na di sta dɛn!
  A mɛmba wetin di bigman we de rayt poem bin tɔk. Dɔn i bin de sɔri smɔl ɛn fred se if da kayn titi we de mek pɔsin sɔprayz se nɔ, i go shot wan plasma insay in fɔɛd. En yet yu get fo disayd, im stil bi man. Bɔt di lip dɛn de mɛkanikal wispa ɔl banal stupiditi.
  -Yu na mi goddess, mi talisman. A want fɔ de nia yu.
  -Bɔku pipul dɛn tɛl mi dis. Di titi we bin de shayn bin fil bad. - If yu get somtin we so difren from di oda wan dem we a go laik yu.
  Maykɛl bin shek shek.
  -No long ago a invent wan smol bot kiut vayrus. If yu want, a go giv am to yu.
  Di titi laf aw in tit dɛn de bɔn, lɛk layt bɔl dɛn we gɛt dayamɔn we de shayn instead fɔ glas.
  -I rili wɔndaful! Na di fɔs tɛm dis we dɛn gi mi sɔntin we go pwɛl mi as gift.
  -Yu no, a kin nem dis vayrɔs afta yu. Wetin na yu nem.
  -Mɛramara! Maramara vayrɔs de sawnd lɛk dat, wetin na yu nem?
  -Maykɛl!
  -BƆT! Dis na wetin pipul dɛn na di wɔl kin kɔl di enjɛl we gɛt pawa pas ɔlman. Yu gɔd fɔ wɔ!
  -Nɔ, yu rɔng, a nɔ gud pan ol lay lay stori dɛn, bɔt Akɛnjɛl Maykɛl bin simboliz di pawa dɛn we Gɔd mek, nɔto fɔ pwɛl tin dɛn.
  Maramara bin flay kam nia am.
  -Den maybe yu kin tel wi mo boht yu planet. Bɔku pan di man dɛn we a bin mit bin de tɔk mɔ bɔt mami ɛn dadi biznɛs ɛn dɛn bin de bost mi kwik kwik wan.
  Maykɛl bigin fɔ tɔk. I bin tɔk smɔl bɔt di wan ol istri bɔt di wɔl, frɔm di fɔstɛm kɔmyuniti sistɛm to di tɛm we dɛn bin de yuz nanoteknɔlɔji ɛn di fɔs wɔ we bin apin bitwin di planɛt dɛn.
  -I bin rili bad we mɔtalman bin kɔlchɔ wit di Shchepir sivilizayshɔn. Pipul dɛn bin day insay di bɔku bɔku mɔni, ɛn sɔntɛm wi ɛnimi dɛn bin lɔs mɔ tin dɛn. We di ɛnd, wi win, ɛn drɛb di chipa dɛn bak na dɛn planɛt.
  -A bin gɛt limited infɔmeshɔn bɔt dis massacre. Wɔ na fɛt-fɛt, fred ɛn pen. A op se dis nɔ go ɛva apin igen.
  -Mi bak.
  Maykɛl bin want fɔ kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk to pipul dɛn we gɛt sɛns we Maramara bin ambɔg am.
  - Lɛ wi bɛtɛ fɔ flay kɔmɔt ɛn wach sɔm gud fim, jɔs nɔto bɔt di wɔ.
  Maykɛl nɔd ɛn dɛn ol dɛn an. I bin tan lɛk se di an dɔn drawn insay wan saf saf flɔf klawd, aw di tɔch we i tɔch bin saf ɛn kɔba am.
  Shot in twɛlv-dimɛnshɔnal spɛs, di fim bin bays pan wan plot bɔt klin bɔt nɔ gladi lɔv ɛn di bakgrɔn fɔ dramatik tin dɛn we de apin insay wan mɔdan stet. I bin klia se rial pal bidz dɛn bin de apia bifo di titi in yay. Fɔ lɔng tɛm dɛn bin de waka waka na di Ultra-HyperInternet nɛtwɔk we nɔ gɛt ɛnd, bɔt, na di ɛnd, ɔl gud tin dɛn kin dɔn, ɛn dɛn bin gɛt fɔ pat. Fɔ dɔn, dɛn lɛf dɛn kɔl sayn dɛn to dɛnsɛf. I bin tan lɛk to di yɔŋ man se ivin insay wan simpul posta adrɛs, ɛni layn ɛn simbul gɛt fayn fayn pikchɔ dɛn bɔt wan fayn fayn gyal pikin.
  Maykɛl wek bak pan in spɛshal ship, di wɔl fɔ am bin dɔn tɔn grey, ɔl in tinkin bin de na di Maramara we de shayn, lɛk wan alɔy we gɛt valyu ston dɛn ɛn sta dɛn we de shayn. I nɔ bin ebul fɔ bia am fɔ lɔng tɛm ɛn di fɔs chans i bin go bak insay di virtual wɔl we di yunivasal Intanɛt de. Ɛn bak dɛn mit, dɛn sɛkɔn mitin bin ivin gɛt big big briz pas di fɔs wan. Dɛn bin fil se di spɛshal fayn fayn Maramara sɛf bin gɛt siriɔs atrakshɔn to di mɔtalman yɔŋ pipul dɛn. Usay dɛn dɔn de, us virtual wɔl ɔ nanoteknɔlɔjik atrakshɔn dɛn dɛn nɔ dɔn go? Tugeda dɛn hack fayl ɛn di sava, rɔnawe frɔm deadly homing sayba mayn ɛn denja wachdɔg ɛn vayrɔs program dɛn we de waka waka na vayrɔyal spɛs. Tugeda insay wan strim we de sit, dɛn bin gɛt fɔ gɛt ɔl tu di krayse gladi at ɛn sɔm tin dɛn we tan lɛk se dɛn de fred we bɔku bɔku vayrɔs dɛn we kɔmɔt na ɔda galɛksi dɛn bin atak dɛn. We dɛn bin de na do, dɛn bin tan lɛk dragon dɛn we gɛt bɔku ed ɛn animal dɛn we gɛt fut we de it animal dɛn. Ɛni klaym, mɔ insay sɛktɔ dɛn we dɛn nɔ fɔ klaym, bin denja, bikɔs mega-trap dɛn kin mek rial day wantɛm wantɛm, bɔt di sem tɛm i kin tikl di nerv dɛn. We di ɛnd, dɛn bin so tayt pan Gɔd biznɛs dat Maykɛl nɔ bin ebul fɔ bia.
  -A dɔn sabi yu fɔ lɔng tɛm, ɛn, pan ɔl dat, a nɔ ebul fɔ no yu ɔltogɛda. Yu ɛn yu bɔdi we de na ɛvin stil na sikrit to mi biɛn wan nɛtwɔk we gɛt sil dɛn.
  -Mi dalin! Di titi in vɔys bigin fɔ fil bad. "Mi sɛf nɔ go min fɔ waka insay yu an, bɔt wetin go apin da tɛm de?"
  -Wetin go apin, pikin dɛn go apia?
  Maramara bin de laf.
  -Nɔ, pikin dɛn nɔ go jɔs apin, bɔt wi go want mɔ ɛn mɔ sɛks ɛn i go at fɔ stɔp.
  - Wel, i go bi wondaful.
  Maykɛl bin tek am na in an ɛn i bin gɛt zil fɔ pres am to am. Di titi nɔ bin tinap tranga wan, bifo dat, i muf go nia am, wan wef we gɛt bɔku bɔku gladi at bin kɔba dɛn, ɛn i bin de put dɛn insay wan swit, gladi-at pul.
  Frɔm da tɛm de, layf bigin fɔ tan lɛk big big briz we nɔ gɛt ɛnd, lɔv bin de strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ, ɛn dɛn nɔ bin de spɛn bɔku tɛm fɔ wɔri bɔt di wɔl. Studɛnt Maykɛl in stɔdi dɛn bigin fɔ stɔp, ɛn di gred dɛn we nɔ rich 25 pasɛnt bigin fɔ slip mɔ ɛn mɔ na in plasma dayari. Blak insɛf bin lɔs in wet, ɛn tɔn to sɔntin lɛk skel. We di ɛnd, di sojaman sayɛnsman we nem Kalvakanti bin bigin fɔ intres pan di kɔndishɔn we di wan we bin gɛt sɛns bin gɛt fayn fayn studɛnt, naw dɛn dɔn sok am insay di swamp we i nɔ bin ebul fɔ lan buk. Afta shɔt tɔk, i rɔb in finga dɛn oba di smol smol say we di triplɛ bim trowe we dɛn mek wit gravio laser ɛn se.
  -Di bɛst we fɔ dɔnawe wit lɔv we nɔ gladi na fɔ mared di gyal we yu lɛk.
  -Aw? Maykɛl bin opin in yay.
  -Ɛn bikɔs ɔl pipul kin mared, ivin if i nɔto mɔtalman, den ɔlman, we yu jɔj bay yu diskripshɔn, na di humanoid rays. Dis min se yu kin kɔnɛkt izi wan insay rial ɛn bɔn pikin dɛn we gɛt wɛlbɔdi.
  -Ɛn wetin! Dat na tin we pɔsin kin tink bɔt! A kin go to am wantɛm wantɛm, ilɛksɛf a fɔ flay go na di ɛnd pan di yunivas.
  -Ɛn mi, in turn, go aks fɔ mek dɛn gi yu di mɔs mɔdan spɛshal ship ɛn di flay go lɔng, tu-tri pan wi man dɛn go ɛp yu.
  Mikhail bin want fɔ rijɛkt dis kayn prɔpɔzal, i bin de ala se i big ɛn i nɔ nid nɛni, we i kech di sayɛnsman in had yay - i no se i nɔ gɛt yus fɔ agyu.
  We i go bak insay di yunivasal Intanɛt, i, lɛk ɔltɛm, i grap wan bɔkul flawa dɛn we dɛn drɔ na di kɔmpyuta, ɛni tɛm we i drɔ nyu wan dɛn we ivin fayn pas di wan dɛn we de na di nature, we gɛt bɔku bɔku flawa dɛn we gɛt bɔku bɔku flawa dɛn we dɛn dɔn drɔ ɛn we gɛt bɔd dɛn. Maramara bin grit am bak wit wan pekul bɔkul we gɛt nɔmba dɛn ɛn intagral dɛn.
  Afta di tradishɔnal we aw dɛn bin de chenj di tin dɛn we kin mek dɛn gladi, Maykɛl bin ol di kaw in ɔn wantɛm wantɛm.
  -Mi ɛn yu dɔn sabi wisɛf fɔ wetin tan lɛk se na sote go. Ɛn wi lɔv de strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ, i de sev frɔm bɔku bɔku pasɛks pan Intanɛt rod ɛn bɔku bɔku tɛrabayt infɔmeshɔn. A tink se na tɛm fɔ mek wi mek tin klia kɔmplit wan bay we wi go insay ligal mared.
  Di titi bin de shek shek, i bin tan lɛk se in fayn fayn fes de swim.
  -Dis nɔ pɔsibul!
  -Wetin mek yu luk lɛk mɔtalman ɛn ivin dazzlingly delightful, bɛtɛ pas ɔl di pipul dɛn na di wɔl. Wi bin ebul fɔ liv togɛda wit gladi at, ɛn mɛn pikin dɛn ɛn granpikin dɛn.
  I bin tan lɛk se Maramara rɛdi fɔ kray.
  -Yu nɔ ɔndastand, sikɔstɛms strɔng pas wi.
  -Dat min se di lɔ de protɛkt yu fɔ mared sitizin dɛn na di Gret Wɔl sta ɛmpaya.
  -Nɔ, nɔto rili. Dis na difrɛn tin. Di titi bin de shem.
  -Tɛl mi, sɔntɛm yu sik, pan ɔl we we a bin de kɔmyuniket wit yu a nɔ bin notis di smɔl sayn fɔ sik.
  Maramara shek in ed wit sɔri-at.
  - Fɔ ɔndastand wi prɔblɛm, yusɛf nid fɔ flay go na wi wɔl.
  -Gi mi yu kɔdinɛt dɛn.
  -Gud - Livapul Sta katalog nɔmba 45-984-3589e.
  -Kwasa! A go de wit yu jisnɔ.
  -Fɔ naw, lɛ wi ɛnjɔy ɛn fɔgɛt bɔt di sɔri tin dɛn. Di titi es in fayn fayn an.
  Dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ ɛnjɔy dɛnsɛf, ɛn dɛn bin dɔn wit di tradishɔnal vayrɔyal sɛks sɛshɔn. Dis tɛm, ɔltin bin ivin bɛtɛ pas aw i kin bi.
  We dɛn skata, Maramar in rubi lip dɛn wispa.
  -Si yu pan wi sta.
  Ɛn naw di ɔlta-mɔdan spɛshal ship dɛn bigin fɔ flay. Di haypajɔmp tek bɔku tɛm, so we dɛn bin de flay, Maykɛl Chɛnik bin flay go na di yunivasal majik nɛtwɔk tri tɛm mɔ, ɛn i bin mit wit di pɔsin we i lɛk. Dɛn bin stil de ɛnjɔy dɛnsɛf as dɛn ebul, bɔt di tru tin we dɛn bin de du trade ɛn di izi we aw dɛn bin de fil nɔ bin de igen.
  Fainali di long flait kom don and dem hover fo front of di Liverpool sta. Di layt bin big ɛn i bin de shayn insay di ɔltra vayolɛt rɛnj.
  Di pɔsin we sabi fɔ travul bin tek tɛm chɛk ɔl di paramita dɛn, we bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de fɔ di nɔmba fayv tɛm, we i bin de flay rawnd di sta we nɔ bin fayn.
  -I strenj, either yu galfrɛn gi wi lay lay kɔdinɛt ɔ wi dɔn kray, bɔt nɔto wan planɛt de flay rawnd dis sta.
  -Maybe dem bin geht disaster en dem liv pan asteroid.
  Di sɛkɔn payɔnia, we bin de flɔt insay wan kɔmbat sus, bin ivin tɔk bad bɔt am.
  -Maybe na bin milyan milyan ia bifo, en wan war bin de, in eni kes, no ivin asteroyd de ya, jos ekstremli rarefied cosmic dust.
  -Lɛ wi luk fɔ am pan ɔda neba sta dɛm.
  -Nɔ, i tu fa aut na di ɔdasay ɛn i nɔ go izi fɔ mek pipul dɛn de na di wɔl dɛn na ɔda luminary. Pan ɔl we if yu want, flay bak to yu biuti tru di meganɛtwɔk. Sɔntɛm i go ebul fɔ ɛksplen to yu di tin we apin. Wi dɔn pas!
  Maykɛl bin want fɔ rɔsh pan dɛn wit in fist dɛn, bɔt i nɔ bin ebul fɔ du wetin i want. In an dɛn bin fil lɛk se dɛn mek dɛn wit kɔtɔn.Blak tek di saf pankɛk wit prɔblɛm, i de rɛdi fɔ pul am oba in bɔdi, we di indipɛndɛnt vɔys we di kɔmpyuta spika dɛn we bin de insay di bot bin de mek bin swɛt.
  -From di dairekshon of di sta Liverpool, wan pulsar de muv wit hai spid, a de on di pawa protekshon.
  Di spɛshal ship bin shek, ɛn Maykɛl bin luk na do tru di sayba skrin. Dairekt opɔsite di fɔrɛst fɔ di ship, wan kɔmɛt we tan lɛk layt we gɛt lɔng tel bin de shayn brayt brayt wan. Ɛn pan ɔl we di layt we i bin de shayn bin mek in yay blaynd, Maykɛl bin ebul fɔ mek wan silhouette we i sabi.
  -Mɛramara! Di ɔnaful yɔŋ man ala na di tap pan in lɔng ɛn wit wan muvmɛnt na in finga, we i wɛr spɛshal sus, i rɔsh kɔmɔt fɔ go mit am.
  -Stɔp, daling! Yu go pwɛl yusɛf! Di vɔys we kɔmɔt na di ɛlmɛt bin nak mi yes wit pen.
  -Wetin du! Maykɛl kɔntinyu fɔ rɔsh go na di mitin, di titi, we nɔ mit am, rɔsh go na di ɔda say.
  -Mi kwasar bim, a kin kכnsis כlsay pan haypaplasmik pat dεm εn mi tεmprachכ na tεn bilyan digri. We yu kam in kɔntakt wit mi, yu go skata insay foton dɛn.
  -Nɔ kin bi! I nɔ kin apin da we de. Maykɛl bin ala, i bin de blo fɔ blo.
  -Na ɔnfɔni, i kin apin. Fayv miliɔn ia bifo wi bin gɛt siriɔs wɔ ɛn di fasist dikteta Ukora, sa, bin yuz wan tɛmo-Kriɔn bɔm. Di planɛt bin evapɔret, ɔl di pipul dɛn we bin de de bin day. Na smɔl pipul dɛn nɔmɔ bin ebul fɔ liv, pan ɔl we ɔl di lɔ dɛn we de na di bɔdi bin de, bay we dɛn bin go de na di dip dip ples dɛn we wan big pepul sta de. Na de wi bin de divɛlɔp wi sivilizayshɔn smɔl smɔl. Wi bin ajɔst big pawa, bɔt wi nɔ bin ebul fɔ mek wi yon nature bak, wi bin lɛf fayn fayn klɔmp dɛn we gɛt haypaplasm.
  -So dat min se mi ɛn yu nɔ go ɛva ebul fɔ jɔyn an.
  Maramara bin spre in an dɛn wit sɔri at.
  -Na wan we nɔmɔ de, bɔt afta dat yu go bi strenja to mɔtalman sote go.
  -Us.
  -Bi lɛk wi, pan ɔl we na wan chans nɔmɔ yu gɛt pan fayv fɔ transfɔm to wan kayn haypaplasma, ɔdasay yu go jɔs bɔn. Ɛn afta di transfɔmeshɔn, yu go ebul fɔ tɔk to yu famili ɛn padi dɛn nɔmɔ tru wan mega-nɛtwɔk ɔ fɔ fa fawe.
  -I bad, bɔt a dɔn rɛdi.
  We i nɔd wit sɔri at to di spɛshal ship, Maykɛl Chɛnik in maynd bin se gudbai to in fambul dɛn, in mama ɛn papa bin sɔri mɔ, as in mama bin de kray, i bin de hysterically tear up. Ɛn yu tink se i ivin gɛt rayt fɔ tek dɛn kayn risk dɛn de, ɛn na wan chans nɔmɔ i gɛt pan fayv?
  Bɔt di titi we bin de flay nia am bin so atraktiv, nɔto smɔl dawt de se di yɔŋ man in at go bɔm if dɛn skata fɔ ivin wan mɔnt. Maykɛl bin was wan kray wata we bin de shayn ɛn lɛf ɔl di dawt dɛn, i bin go nia am as i ebul. Di pipul dɛn we lɛk dɛnsɛf bin frɔz - di big big ɔt bin mek dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ gɛt wanwɔd.
  -Kam on, a go tek yu tru di null-dimensional koridor. Maramara se i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i kray.
  Di man ɛn di titi flay go ɔp to wan dak bim we de kɔmɔt na di sta, we wan halo we de shayn bin mek am.
  -Wi nid fɔ dayv ya! Di titi in vɔys bin kam fɔ bi bad ɛn sɔri.
  Maykɛl bin fil se i dɔn bɔn bad bad wan. Ɛn pan ɔl dat, i nɔ bin want fɔ lɔk in yay ɛn krɔs in an dɛn, i step insay di say we i nɔ no.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  LƆF BARIƐR!
  Wan monstrous roar shek di planet Tuhanai - wan pan di richest in di Gret Colonial Empire, di men wan fɔ mɔtalman. Wan siriɔs skayskrɛpa dɛn we nɔ gɛt ɛnd bin tɔn to redioaktiv ashis we wan bad bad rɔket fɔdɔm. Wan layn we gɛt faya ɛn brok ɛn we gɛt big big sta ship dɛn bin kɔt di skay.
  -Earthlings, giv op!
  Dɛn bin aks fɔ wan singl dimand, dɔn dɛn shot am bak. Dis tɛm, no bɔm nɔ bin bɔn, di say we di planɛt bin de ɔp bin swel ɛn pas insay wef. Ɔl di tin dɛn we gɛt layf bin tɔn to dɔst wantɛm wantɛm frɔm di ɛlimɛntri patikyula dɛn. Na so dɛn opin wan nyu pej na mɔtalman istri - di Age of Space Wars!
  Di ravenous flames of ɔl-ɔut intastellar wɔ
  Di trɛd we tan pas ɔl na di wɔl, faya we tan lɛk ɛl de bɔn!
  Ɛn Setan in wikɛd aks bin de flay oba di planɛt
  Forge protection, ɔdasay yu nɔ go ebul fɔ liv na di wɔl!
  Di solar sistem bin tɔn to jam-pak wit bɔku bɔku sta ship dɛn, we bin rili lod wit ɔnaful rɛfyuji dɛn we bin dɔn fɔdɔm na prostrashɔn. Di nyu inhuman aggressors nɔ bin no sɔri-at, yuz di taktiks fɔ wan annihilated vacuum. Te naw, nɔbɔdi nɔ bin dɔn si di wan dɛn we bin atak dɛn klos klos, ivin dɛn nɔ bin no aw dɛn bɔdi tan, ɛn ɔl dis bin mek pipul dɛn de tɔk bad bad wan. Dɛn bin se di alien dɛn bin de it pikin dɛn layf layf wan, dɛn bin de sprinkl dɛn wit redioaktiv aysɔtop dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin de tɔn lid we dɔn rɔtin bak insay uman dɛn bɛlɛ, ɛn dis bin de mek di mit we dɛn dɔn stim kam di kɔndishɔn we dɛn want. Ɔnda dɛn kɔndishɔn ya, di wangren tin we dɛn bin disayd fɔ du: fɔ deklare tɔtal mobilayzeshɔn, introduks kad sistɛm, transfa di ɔl mɔtalman ikɔmi to wɔ fut. Faktri dɛn we de mek di layt wɛpɔn dɛn bin de wok rawnd di klok, di blu skay bin kɔba wit smok, ɛn tɛm nɔ bin de fɔ di envayrɔmɛnt. Di Imejɛnsi Sikyuriti Kaɔnsil fɔ di LOX - Lig fɔ Yunaytɛd Spays Sistɛm bin mit ɔva ɛn ɔva, ɛn dɛn bin de wach gud gud wan aw di difensiv wok de go bifo. Di las mitin na bin di wan we bin de mek pipul dɛn fred pas ɔl, di sta skaut dɛn bin ripɔt se bɔku bɔku ɛnimi dɛn bin dɔn rawnd di solar sistem ɛn i tan lɛk se dɛn bin de wet fɔ di las signal fɔ di disisiv trowe.
  Ultra-Marshal Dick Phoenix bin rili fred, hysterical not dɛn bin de na in tɔk. In shap chin bin shek na in akwilin fes, ɛn wan stɔb we bin layt bin brok frɔm wan Havana siga, ɛn lɛf wan insidious smoldering stain pan in yunifom.
  -Di awa fɔ jɔj dɔn kam! Di tin dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn tɔk trade trade bɔt di tɛm we di wɔl go dɔn, de kam tru. Bɔku bɔku nyuklia sabmarin dɛn we bin de brist wit ɔltra-mɔdan wɛpɔn dɛn bin de rawnd wi sistɛm. Na wetin wi fɔ du na fɔ pre ɛn gri fɔ day we gɛt rɛspɛkt!
  -A nɔ gri wit Fɛniks!
  Di vɔys we bin de na do we di Suprim Kɔsmik Kɔdinatɔ bin de tɔk we bin kol, bin de sawnd.
  "Wi nɔ fɔ, giv in to wan mɔnt we wi wik lɛk dis, admit se wi day na sɔntin we wi nɔ go ebul fɔ avɔyd."
  Pan ɔl we dis na bin blatant insubordination, di ultra-marshal bin intarop di Kɔdinatɔ.
  "Mi, as profeshɔnal sojaman, de deklare se wi nɔ gɛt di smɔl chans, Arnold, fes di tru tin dɛn." Bɔku bɔku ɛnimi staship dɛn de! Ɛn bɔku pan dɛn big pas di Mun, nɔto fɔ tɔk bɔt wɛpɔn, prɛktis de sho klia wan: na di soja spɛs spɛshal dɛn dɔn pas wi bɔku tɛm.
  Wan kray we nɔ bin de tɔk fɔ sho se dɛn gri wit am bin swip ɔlsay na di ɔl. A nɔ bin want fɔ biliv am, bɔt i tan lɛk se Fɛniks rayt. Di lida we bin ova wet bin grap wit prɔblɛm, i bin stret in brayt sholda dɛn, Arnold Schwarkaneger bin de stag bikɔs i nɔ bin de slip, in yaylid dɛn bin swel, bɔt di lɔw vɔys bin strɔng ɛn i bin de mek i gɛt kɔnfidɛns.
  -Lɛ wi lisin to di Suprim Ikɔnomik Kɔdinatɔ. I bin prɔmis fɔ sho di laytst wɛpɔn dɛn we di bɛst sayɛnsman dɛn na wi planɛt dɔn mek.
  Dis tɛm di kɔrɛkt we di ed dɛn bin de ple bin gɛt layf mɔ.
  -Lɛ i demonstret! Wi go sho dem di bastards!
  Semyon Lapotukhin, we dɛn jɔs dɔn pik fɔ bi di edman fɔ di soja-industrial kɔmpleks, bin tek ɔf na di flotin podium. In vɔys bin gladi, in yay dɛn bin de shayn, i bin tan lɛk se i bin de na mared, ɛn nɔto sɔntɛm na di las mitin we di LOX kaɔnsil bin gɛt.
  - Dɛn Rɔshian ya we nɔ pɔsibul fɔ tɔk bɔt, i gladi di tɛm we ɔlman de sɔri!
  Dɛn yɛri di ɔltra-mashal in wispa we vɛks, ɛn in smɔl smɔl yay dɛn tɔn wit wamat.
  Na di ɔda say na di solar sistem, di Rɔshian bin de luk di Rɔshian wit tin dɛn we nɔ de tek tɛm fɔ no bɔt tin dɛn we strenj tin dɛn we de shayn bad bad wan na di ples we nɔ gɛt natin.
  -Wan earthling gɛt ɛlevɛt, pɔsitiv chaj imɔshɔnal bakgrɔn! - .
  swɛt wan vɔys na di gama rɛnj.
  -Sɔntɛm, pipul dɛn we nɔ impɔtant bin ebul fɔ mek wan denja wɛpɔn, no ɔda we nɔ de fɔ ɛksplen se i gɛt pɔsitiv chaj.
  Wan rispɔns transmishɔn fɔ infɔmeshɔn bin fala, bɔt insay beta wev.
  -A tink se i bɛtɛ fɔ inklud ɔl wi fɛtman dɛn fɔ wach dis program. Mek dɛn no wetin fɔ ɛkspɛkt frɔm layf we denja we dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ no.
  Gama rayt bin de transmit ɔda infɔmeshɔn. Translucent krichɔ dɛn we bin de shayn ɔltɛm bin de hang rayt na di vaykum, dɛn bin de spak ɔltɛm frɔm di prɔses dɛn we de mek dɛn gɛt stebul tɛmnyuklia fushɔn, dɛn bɔdi bin de chenj shep ɔltɛm. Sɔntɛnde dɛn bin de shayn wit sta dɛn, sɔntɛnde dɛn bin de shayn wit wata lili, sɔntɛnde dɛn bin de shayn wit jelifish, we tan lɛk plasticin we gɛt layf.
  -di protin fכm fכ layf tu wik εn i nכ pafεkt. So, i nɔ fɔ bi di pɔsin we gɛt sɛns. We wi dɔnawe wit di wan dɛn we nɔ ebul fɔ liv wit sɛns, wi de mek di wan ol wɔl gɛt wanwɔd bak, we di blaynd flɔ we de mek chaotic evolution de ambɔg wi.
  Fɔ gi dis infɔmeshɔn mɔ wet, dɛn bin pul am na di Alfa wev rɛnj.
  Lapotukhin kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk wit filin, i pɔynt wit in an to wan tri-dimɛnshɔnal projɛkshɔn usay dɛn de mek nyu plen dɛn bak we dɛn de yuz kɔmpyuta grafik dɛn.
  -Dεn lanch dεm ya de kכl tεmכ-rumen misεl dεm we ebul fכ bכn sεvεra solar sistεm dεm insay wan gulp. Ɛn frɔm dɛn redio mɔz dɛn ya, haypawev dɛn de kɔmɔt we de mek yu ebul fɔ bɛn ples, we yu yuz dɛn yu kin jɔs tek ɛn twist ɛnimi sabmarin dɛn to sɔntin lɛk akɔdiɔn. Dis sfɛrikal branch de mek pawaful pawa fil dɛn, we ɛni wɛpɔn nɔ go ebul fɔ pas, ivin tɛmo-ryumon bɔm dɛn.
  Di ikɔnomi kɔdinetɔ bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de tɔn swet, fɔ list nyu kayn mirekul wɛpɔn dɛn bin tek wan awa.
  -Bot dis na mi fevrit wan dem, trowe ova taim. Na mirekul, tɛm bin chenj to di tɛm we bin dɔn pas ɛn di sta ship dɛn we bin dɔn brok bin kam bak wantɛm wantɛm. Wɛl, if dɛn muf di ɛnimi go bifo, den in sojaman dɛn go sidɔm pan kindagarten pɔt dɛn, ɛn di ship dɛn go tɔn to di ɛlimɛnt dɛn we dɛn bil dɛn frɔm.
  Di las frayz bin mit wit laf we dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ du ɛn klap dɛn we dɛn bin de shem. Fɛniks bin kɔntinyu fɔ sho se i nɔ gɛt wan dawt na in igl fes.
  -Ɛn ustɛm yu bin ebul fɔ mek bɔku bɔku tin dɛn we yu dɔn fɛn? Dis defy logic ɛn i nɔ pɔsibul atɔl.
  -Fɔ mɔtalman sayɛns - ɔltin pɔsibul ɛn yu go si am jisnɔ!
  Dis tɛm di klap bin lawd mɔ. Di ultra-marshal bin shem smɔl, in instinkt tɛl am se dɛn de ful am. We Dik Fɛniks bin de tek tɛm luk di sta ship dɛn we dɛn bin hang wit smɔl smɔl tin dɛn, wantɛm wantɛm i es wan finga we gɛt klos, ɛn kik di fayn fayn we aw dɛn mek am.
  -Ɛn us kayn bolt ɛn big big fastɛns yu gɛt - bak supawepan?
  -Dis tɛm, nɔ! Bɔt jɔj fɔ yusɛf, we wan big big spɛs fɛt bigin, bɔku bɔku supa pawaful chaj dɛn go bɔm ɛn wetin go apin as a rizulta fɔ dis?
  -Wɛl a nɔ no.
  -Di skay go shek bad bad wan. Ɛn fɔ mek wi spɛshal ship dɛn nɔ fɔdɔm, wi go tek tɛm bolt dɛn to di vault na ɛvin.
  Dis tɛm, dis kayn tɔk bin mit wit tɛnda laf. Na di ɔlta-mashal nɔmɔ bin mek in fes kray mɔ.
  -En dat na ol yu kin kam op wit?
  -No, nɔ fred, nɔto ɔlman. Wi dɔn pripia fayn fayn sket ɛn taytaniɔm stik fɔ mek i izi fɔ sket akɔdin to di skay, dɛn mek di sket dɛn we de ɔp wit atifishal dayamɔn.
  Di laf bin de lawd plenti, chandal bin de sway - shep laik di kot of am fo di men stet.
  -Wetin nɔ kɔmɔn infɔmeshɔn kin kɔmɔt frɔm pɔsin we kɔmɔt na di wɔl! Mi pɔzitiv chaj de go ɔp bad bad wan. - gama wev dɛn we bin de flɔt na di spes.
  -Mi tu! I rili swit!
  Di krichɔ bin ful-ɔp wit pink-pal pent. Di brayt we di kɔlɔ dɛn gɛt bin de shayn mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  -Bɔt yu pwɛl di wan ol skay wit paip, sket nɔ de rayd fayn na di dɔti.
  Fɛniks bin put an pan wan bad tɔk. Di Rɔshian smayl wan polish smayl.
  -Wi dɔn ɔlrɛdi pripia sɔm intastela tank dɛn wit likwid sop ɛn tut paoda. Luk mi tit, i nɔ go te igen yu go si di skay insay dayamɔn.
  Di Suprim Kɔdinatɔ, we nɔ bin ebul fɔ tinap, i bin de kɔl na in lɔng dɛn ɔp. Wan pan di chandal dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ tinap fɔ am ɛn i fɔdɔm ɛn tɔn to wan fayn fayn kap we dɛn mek wit pal ɛn gold.
  -Wetin a tel yu! Dis na wetin min fɔ fastɛn we pɔsin nɔ kin abop pan, bɔt apat frɔm bolt ɛn traypɔd, wi bin gi kol Vɛlkro.
  -Di laf tɔn to wayl kaklin, ivin di ɔlta-mashal sho bɔku trɛnk na di lɔng.
  Na da tɛm de, ɔda tin dɛn we nɔ de na ɔda kɔntri bin de shayn brayt pas di sta dɛn, mɔtalman yay go blayn wantɛm wantɛm if dɛn luk dɛn faya we de bɔn. Alpha-Beta-Gamma - εn כda kayn rεdyushכn dεm fulכp di כl vaykum. Insay di sabmarin dɛn we bin et pipul dɛn, i nɔ bin pɔsibul igen fɔ mek dɛn tink bɔt wan tin we gɛt minin. Na wan imɔshɔn nɔmɔ bin de domin - wan filin fɔ wayl gladi ɛn krayzi ay.
  Afta i dɔn kol smɔl, di Ultra Mashal aks.
  -Ɛn if hostile ship dɛn fɔdɔm pan wi frɔm ɔp, dɛn nɔ gɛt skru ɛn Velcro.
  Semyon in smayl bin big mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  -A get dis fo dat.
  Ɛn i pul wan tɛnis rɛkɛt.
  -Ɛn a dɔn gɛt.
  Di ɔlta-mashal kray insay di diplɔmat wit in an dɛn we de shek shek, ɛn wit nɔ smɔl prɔblɛm i pul wan nɛt we dɛn kin fold fɔ kech bɔtaflay.
  -A tink se a gɛt mɔ!
  Di ebi ebi ren we bin de mek pipul dɛn laf bin krɔs ɔl di say dɛn we dɛn bin de, pipul dɛn bin jɔs fɔdɔm na grɔn, ɛn dɛn bin de rɔtin bikɔs dɛn bin de mek dɛn fil bad.
  Na di ɔda spes, da tɛm de, dɛn bin si wan rial madhouse, di strim dɛn we gɛt brayt raytin bin so strɔng dat dɛn bin de si di wɔship dɛn frɔm insay.
  -Put una ɛlmɛt pan una ed! Dɔn wan plet wit alien go fɔdɔm pan yu - yu go laf ɛn rɔnawe!
  Arnold chok op ɛn ad in wɔd. I bin de finga wit in an dɛn lɛk bitel we dɛn dɔn bit, i stil ebul fɔ kray go na di displei kes ɛn pul wan myusiɔm relik - di fɔs kast SS ɛlmɛt na di Wɔl.
  Di las frayz dɔn ɔlman ɔf, di we aw pipul dɛn de si tin jɔs ɔf fɔ sɔm tɛm. We di bigman dɛn bin dɔn kam fɔ no, wan rial pɔfɔmɛnshɔn bin apin na di skay na nɛt, we na di fayawɔk we bin rili fayn pas ɔl insay di wan ol istri fɔ di planɛt, we bin ful-ɔp di skay na nɛt wit wan brayt layt.
  -Ɛksplen wetin i bi!
  Di Suprim Kɔdinatɔ bin pɔynt in finga ɔp insay wan we we tan lɛk pikin.
  Semyon ansa se: "Natin nɔ de we spɛshal.
  -Spes de laf!
  -Di ɛvin de gladi! - Dick Phoenix kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk.
  Arnold Schwarkaneger bin dɔn tɔk se: "Di vaykum de rɔk.
  Wan tin we bin de in wan we bin de shayn bin de flay pan di dɔti we bin de shayn we bin de flɔt insay di vaykum. If yu jɔj in saiz, na bin pikin we dɛn jɔs bɔn ɛn i bin de shayn wit ɔl di kɔlɔ dɛn we di renbo gɛt.
  -Wetin kul krichur dεm dis protin wan dεm na! Dɛn bin mek wi gladi we wi nɔ go ɛva fɔgɛt ɛn fɔ dis rizin dɛn fit fɔ de! - i bin de swɛt. Di gud nyus bin skata ɔlsay na di wɔl we nɔ gɛt ɛnd!
  
  YU NƆ GO FƐL YU SƐF!
  Yu dɔn pik di rod fɔ sav daknɛs ɛn bad
  Ɛn i tan lɛk se fate de protɛkt yu!
  Bɔt na fɔ natin yu pik Setan fɔ bi yu ruf
  Di faya we de mek yu pe bak, de bɔn yu te yu day!
  Sɛnator Ɛnest Khust bin rili bost. Pɔlitiks ɛn biznɛs we rayt na bin banal ɛn ɔdinari tin dɛn we nɔ nid fɔ apin. A bin want sɔntin we shap ɛn we gɛt advantej, we go ebul fɔ mek blɔd we dɔn frɔz. Ɛn fɔ dis rizin, i bin rili gri fɔ tek tu kayn we dɛn we i bin de tink bɔt na do. Di big big ɔfis we di sɛnatɔ bin gɛt, we brayt layt bin de shayn, bin mek pipul dɛn fil se i nɔ izi fɔ ɔndastand. Bɔku difrɛn skapul dɛn ɛn tin dɛn we dɛn bin de briŋ frɔm difrɛn kɔntri dɛn ɛn planɛt dɛn bin mek pipul dɛn fred sɔm kayn lay lay tin dɛn. Ivin gɔd dɛn, enjɛl dɛn, dɛbul dɛn we kɔmɔt na ɔda wɔl dɛn we nɔto mɔtalman bin de, we bin de mek pɔsin fred ɛn we bin de mek pɔsin fred. Bɔt nɔto dis pipul dɛn we sabi waka na di spes bin kam ya fɔ. Dɛn bin no se na pɔsin lɛk Ɛnestɔ nɔmɔ go ebul fɔ tek wetin dɛn tɛl dɛn fɔ du. Tu strɔng man dɛn we wɛr shabby paramilitary ɔvalayz waka wit kɔnfidɛns insay di ɔfis. Wan tu big big rɔbɔt bɔdi gad dɛn bin stil de biɛn di big domɔt we gɛt wɛpɔn. Wan pan di wan dɛn we kam insay, we ol ɛn lɔng, tek wan stɛp fɔ go bifo, ɛn di fɔs wan bigin fɔ prizent in prɔpɔzal. Insay di lɔw vɔys, wan rɛspɛkt bin de we po klos nɔ go ebul fɔ ayd.
  -Wi bin gɛt fɔ sav pan Venus as pat pan mega-astral rikonaysmɛnt. Ɛn na aksidɛnt nɔmɔ, wi bin fɛn di say dɛn we gɛt mɔni pas ɔl na Ɛlrikan na wan smɔl eria. Wi, fɔ tru, bin fɔ dɔn tɛl di ɔfisa dɛn, bɔt di lɔ dɛn so dat dɛn fɔ dɔn gi wi sɛtifiket fɔ gud wok, ɔ if i bɛtɛ, dɛn fɔ dɔn gi wi medal. Wi taya fɔ hunch fɔ peni ɔl wi layf, wi want fɔ bi jɛntriman. Wi go sho yu usay di dipɔsit dɛn de ɛn ɛp yu fɔ pul dɛn. Wi go sheb di tin dɛn we wi dɔn tif ikwal.
  Ernesto chuckled, Elrican na bin wan rili dia ɛn spɛshal ɛlimɛnt. We dɛn jɔyn am wit ɔda natura l komponent dɛn, i bin sho spɛshal prɔpati dɛn. We dɛn put am togɛda wit sɔm tin dɛn, i bin de sho insɛf as supakondukta pan ɛni tɛmpracha, wit ɔda wan dɛn i bin de mek wan alɔy we strɔng pasmak, ɛn i bin de mek sɔm pat dɛn gɛt nɛgitiv graviti. Tɛnki fɔ wan sɛt fɔ wan spɛshal prɔpati, Elrican bin valyu 150 tɛm pas gold. Ɛn te naw, na di planɛt we lɔv nɔmɔ dɛn dɔn divɛlɔp am.
  Dɛn bin sabi Khust na sɔm sɛklɔ dɛn as pɔsin we sabi du gangsta. Di pɔsin rili lɛk fɔ du sɔntin ɛn i rili laki. Di tramp dɛn nɔ bin de na di rɔng adrɛs, da kayn pɔsin de go gladi fɔ du ɛnitin we nɔ impɔtant.
  -Di ofa intrestin, bot yu rikwest dem pasmak. Yu gi tip, ɛn akɔdin to di lɔ dɛn we tifman dɛn gɛt, yu gɛt rayt fɔ gɛt 10% pan di ɔl mɔni.
  -Bot dis na robbery, bikos if wi no de yu no go eva sabi di ples we dis kain big big riches de, at least 10 ton de de.
  -Wɛl, dis stil na kɔntroversial ishu. Fɔs, yu nɔ gɛt staship, ɛn yu go gɛt fɔ flay pan mi ship. Mi staship gɛt wan spɛshal anti-reda kamoflaj. A de risk bɔku, a dɔn ɔlrɛdi de fa frɔm po. A gɛt pozishɔn na sosayti, ɛn di impɔtant tin na dat, a gɛt distribyushɔn chanɛl fɔ Ɛlrikal. If 10 tan de, den afta yu sel yu go get 70-80 milian galaktik dala. Kontakt oda mafiosi, di polis go either kech yu, or dem go tek ol yu infomeshon tru torture and den eliminate yu. Yu nɔ gɛt ɔda tin fɔ du.
  Di tramp dɛn bin kray, di gangsta nɔ bin de tink gud wan, bɔt i bin gɛt sɛns.
  -Wi gri, no mata se dis na outright robbery.
  -Den mek wi get daun to biznis.
  Dɛn bin sial di agrimɛnt wit wan an. Ɛn di sɛnatɔ bigin fɔ impruv am kwik kwik wan. Di kes na bin kriminal ɛn i bin rili risky. Na stet monopoli bin de pan di ɛkstrakshɔn fɔ elrikal. Dis elemɛnt bin klas as stratejik matirial wit Pluto. Dis komponent kin rili inkrisayz di destruktiv pawa we nyuklia chaj gɛt. Di kamoflaj fil bin mek am pɔsibul fɔ slip pas di reda dɛn, bɔt i bin pɔsibul ɔltɛm fɔ rɔn go mit wan sataylayt we de patrol. Bɔt Ɛnɛst na bin rial pɔsin we sabi du in wok, i bin no aw fɔ mek di prɔblɛm nɔ bɔku. We i nɔ de, in twin brɔda fɔ tek in ples. In ɛgzistens na bin big sikrit, ɛn i nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ kam wit bɛtɛ alibi. Twin dɛn we fiba bin gɛt di sem finga prɛnt ɛn ayris. So, di gangsta sɛnatɔ bin de gi insɛf wan alibi we pɔsin kin abop pan ɔltɛm ɛn i bin de kɔmɔt biɛn am. Di spɛshal ship bin de flay na nɛt na di dɛzat frɔm wan sikrit ɔndagrɔn ayfild. We dɛn bin de yuz di planɛt bot wit sɛns, ɛn avɔyd ɔl di trap dɛn, i bin rich na di say we Venus de. Dɛn tu skaut dɛn ya na bin pɔblisha dɛn we gɛt ɛkspiriɛns, ɛn di map we dɛn mek na dɛn os bin sho kɔrɛkt wan di kɔdinɛt dɛn fɔ di Elrikal dipɔsit dɛn. Di landin na di surface bin go witout eni problem. Di dipɔsit dɛn bin rili tɔn to di wan dɛn we jɛntri pas ɔl. Na tru se i nɔ bin fayn fɔ de na do na di spɛshal ship: tik tik klawd, bad bad wam wam ples, wan briz we gɛt sɔlfɔ we bin de blo. Di tin we bin de apin bin mek wi mɛmba di ɔndawɔl: wan sayba-kɔmpyuta we de na di fizik wɔl bin tek tɛm simul am, di klawd dɛn we de mek tɛnda bin de shayn wit ɔl di kɔlɔ dɛn we di renbo gɛt, ɛn dɛn bin de swip ɔlsay na di skay insay wan bad bad kavalkɛd. Bɔt riliable spacesuits of di latest modification wit friji yunit dɛn garanti di usual tempɔret insay. A bin gɛt fɔ wok, a bin de chɛr mi nɛv, i bin tan lɛk se di an dɛn we gɛt lid bin de prɛs mi sholda dɛn we nɔ de taya, bɔt di tin dɛn we a bin dɔn tif bin gɛt valyu. Fɔ wok tranga wan bay wilful bin tek lɛk wan mɔnt so. Dɛn bin gɛda lɛk 20 tan dɛn we dɛn kɔl elrical. Ɛnest bin de wok ikwal wit di ɔda wan dɛn, ɛn di wan dɛn we bin de wok fɔ di spes skaut dɛn trade bin fil se dɛn rɛspɛkt am. Bikɔs di ples bin rili bɔku ɛn di wɛda bin rili bad, pipul dɛn nɔ bin de patrol bɔku bɔku wan. So, dɛn bin de avɔyd tin dɛn we nɔ fayn. Ɛn naw di las de dɔn kam, we di spɛshal ship fɔ, las las, brok away frɔm di planɛt fɔ Lɔv, mek di las trowe - deliv di kago to di glob we de atrak di at. Ernesto Hoost bin fɔdɔm smɔl biɛn in kɔmpin dɛn na di tim, dɔn i faya wan pɔkit lɛsa na di bak. I kil di wan dɛn we bin de wit am ɛn i nɔ bin rigrɛt am. Dis nɔto bin di fɔs pɔsin we dɛn kil, i bin lɛk fɔ kil. We i si ɔda pɔsin in day, i bin mek i fil fayn ɛn i bin rili fil lɛk se i kɔmɔt frɔm mami ɛn dadi biznɛs. I nɔ bin ayd di bɔdi dɛn, bifo dat, i bin put signal flawa wit klok mashin. Dɔn di spɛshal ship bin tek ɔf kwayɛt wan ɛn, we i nɔ mit ɛni siriɔs tin we de ambɔg am, i kɔmɔt na di bɔku bɔku atmosfɛs we bin de na Venus we bin gɛt daknɛs. Di nɛks de, lɛk se natin nɔ apin, i tek in brɔda in ples bak, ɛn wɛr di mask we dɛn kin yuz fɔ mek di pipul dɛn savant we de smayl.
  
  Di sinia invɛstigatɔ fɔ di planɛt sɛktɔ bin lisin wit glomily to di ripɔt bɔt ɔda sɛnseshɔn kil. Na di fɔs tɛm insay mɔtalman istri, dɛn kil pɔsin na ɔda planɛt. Di tu pipul dɛn we di laser bim dɛn bin kɔt dɛn we nɔ gɛt sɔri-at nɔto bin pɔshɔnal gangsta dɛn, ɛn dɛn nɔ bin gɛt ɛnitin fɔ kɔndɛm dɛn. Ɔdinari paramilitary prospekta dɛn we bin de du ilɛgal mayning na Elrican. Di tru tin bɔt ilɛgal mayning nɔto wan kayn tin, bɔt di skel we dɛn bin de divɛlɔp bin wɔndaful. Masta sabi bukman dɛn se dɛn bin pul lɛk 20 tan pan di valyu tin we dɛn bin dɔn pul. Wan tin nɔ klia: wetin mek di pɔsin we kil bin sɛt signal flawa ɛn lɛf di bɔdi dɛn na grɔn opin wan. I bin mɔ lɔjik fɔ nɔ sho di ples usay dɛn bin de mayn di supamakit, bɔt fɔ trowe di bɔdi dɛn ɛn skata dɛn ɔlsay na di spes. Venus na big planɛt we nɔ de divɛlɔp, we gɛt tik tik atmosfɛs we de muv, wit sɔlfɔ ren. Afta shɔt tɛm, ɔl di trays dɛn go dɔnawe wit di tin dɛn we Gɔd mek insɛf. Ɛn na ya di kriminal insɛf klia wan de put wan chalenj we i gɛt maynd. Di bigman we de du di investayshɔn kɔl in ɛstɛt, we na yɔŋ ɔfisa we nem Ivan Koloskov. Bikɔs na di UN bin gɛt Venus, di prɛzɛns fɔ wan Rɔshian ɛstɛt fɔ wan pawaful pawaful pawa bin rili nɔmal. Di kes bin prɔmis se i go rili at, na kriminal we rili sabi du in wok go ebul fɔ mek dis kayn prɔblɛm. So, fɔ blem di Rɔshian dis kayn ston na bin step we rili mek sɛns.
  -Wɛl, a tink se yu, as yɔŋ spɛshal pɔsin, dɔn want fɔ tray yu an fɔ lɔng tɛm pan wan ay-prɔfayl kes. Naw, fɔ dɔnawe wit bɔdi na tin we nɔ bɔku ivin na di Wɔl, bɔt na di fɔs tɛm we dɛn kil pipul dɛn tu tɛm insay di istri bɔt mɔtalman na ɔda planɛt.
  -Yes, a don redi! Mi sɛf bin want fɔ aks una fɔ trɔs dis tin to mi. A dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt sɔm tin dɛn fɔ tink bɔt dis.
  -Wɛl, big fɔ wi dipatmɛnt, yu go tek di men lod. Bɔt no di men wok, di UNMC dɔn tek pan insɛf. If ɛnitin, dɛn man ya go ambɔg wi sayd kwik kwik wan. Yu kin go.
  -A go go, bɔt we a de go to yu, a dɔn ɔlrɛdi ebul fɔ no di matirial dɛn fɔ dis kes, ɛn a gɛt mi yon tinkin.
  -Tɔk, bɔt bi as kɔrɛkt as yu ebul.
  - We a bin de tek tɛm stɔdi di kes, a bin tray na mi maynd fɔ mek wan saykolojik pɔtrɛt fɔ di kriminal. Dis na pɔsin we rili gɛt maynd ɛn we gɛt advantej, wit ɛlimɛnt dɛn we de mek pɔsin gɛt saykopati. Di list fɔ di wan dɛn we, insay prinsipul, go ebul fɔ du dis, rili smɔl. Yu nid fɔ gɛt yu yon prayvet spɛshal ship, sɛl chanɛl, i bɛtɛ fɔ gɛt reda kamoflaj. I kin bi wan big gangsta ɔganayzeshɔn, bɔt nɔbɔdi pan di big big sindik dɛn nɔ go mek pipul dɛn no bɔt dɛnsɛf so fulish. Tide mafiosi na pragmatik pipul, di men tin fo dem na profit and moni. Pan ɔl di tin dɛn we go dɔn apin bifo dis tɛm, na Sɛnator Ɛnestɔ Hust fit pas ɔlman fɔ di wok we kriminal de du. I na advantej, gangsta we gɛt kɔnekshɔn, ɛn di impɔtant tin na dat, na in nɔmɔ go ebul fɔ chalenj wi wit maynd so. Shot layt rɔket, drɔ atɛnshɔn to di bɔdi dɛn, dɛn kayn ant dɛn de na in sayn stayl.
  -Wɛl, yu gi am! Dis na sɛnatɔ, na man we dɛn rɛspɛkt. Yɛs, pipul dɛn bin de tɔk bɔt am se na pɔsin we de kil ɛn na taf bandit, bɔt di kes nɔ ɛva kam na kɔt. Rumɔr nɔto rizin fɔ mek pipul dɛn dawt.
  -Arest am, sech am, dɛn go fɛn in vila, pales, ɔl di ɔtbildin ɛn pruf. I nɔ go ebul fɔ ayd 20 tan Elrican if i nɔ gɛt tray.
  -Na senata, i gɛt palɛmint imuniti. Na di US Atɔ Jɛnɛral nɔmɔ go ebul fɔ alaw am fɔ detɛn am, dɔn di Sɛnat fɔ pul in imuniti. Ɛn di Sɛnat nɔ go ɛva alaw fɔ luk ɛn arɛst in kɔleja jɔs bikɔs ɔf sɔm tin dɛn we nɔ klia. Apat frɔm dat, yu na Rɔshian, ɛn in na Amɛrika sitizin, wan skandal go de.
  -A fil se na im bi di kilman. Yu kin mek rikwest to Moscow, dem go konfam se mi intuition neva let mi down!
  -Yu rikwest nɔ go chenj ɛnitin. Na smɔl tin nɔmɔ pɔsin kin fil, mɔ bikɔs frɔm trade trade, pipul dɛn nɔ kin abop pan Rɔshian dɛn. Fo egzampl, a fil se yu na GRUKB spay. Wi nid tru tin ɛn pruf, kɔnkrit pruf.
  -Gi permishɔn fɔ wan sɔch, ɛn di pruf go apia!
  -Ɛn pan wetin bies! In alibi na ayɛn klos. Bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn bin si am. Di ɛgzamin bin kam fɔ no se dɛn bin wok fɔ lɛk wan mɔnt so. Wɛl, udat go biliv se yu kin kil pan Venus we yu de ya na di Wɔl.
  -Bɔt i bin fɔ dɔn mek fek alibi. Speshali, yuz yu twin brɔda. Twin dɛn we fiba dɛnsɛf kin rili fiba pan di abit ɛn di we aw dɛn de luk, ivin dɛn finga prɛnt, ɛn di ayris na dɛn yay rili fiba. Di pafɛkt alibi.
  -Wi nɔ gɛt ɛni infɔmeshɔn se i gɛt ɔ i gɛt twin brɔda. Ɛn in jɔnal, dis we ya yu kin put dawt pan di alibi fɔ ɛni sitizin.
  -I bin ebul fɔ klia di data, wit in kɔnɛkshɔn dɛn dis na rial tin.
  - Inaf, a taya wit dis. Wi na fri kɔntri ɛn pipul dɛn de tink se wi nɔ du ɛnitin. Go ɛn nɔ kam bak, witout kɔnkrit pruf ɛn rizɔlt.
  Ivan bin slam di domɔt wit wamat. Stil, no mata hau yu luk am, dis Amerikan rait. Ivin na in kɔntri dɛn nɔ go risk fɔ tɔch sɛnatɔ if dɛn nɔ gɛt siriɔs rizin. Ɛn usay di pruf dɛn go kɔmɔt, ilɛksɛf dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ luk fɔ pɔsin? So wetin if i go to di US Atɔ Jɛnɛral insɛf? I go gɛt warrant fɔ arɛst am, dɔn di trays fɔ di bad bad tin dɛn we dɛn du go apia fɔ dɛnsɛf.
  Di fayn fayn bildin we bin de na di Amɛrika Atɔ Jɛnɛral in Ɔfis we bin rili tide, bin de na di say we de nia di big big siti we nem Nyu Yɔk. Di pipul dɛn na Amɛrika bin lɛk fɔ bil lɔng lɔng skayskrɛpa dɛn. Nyu Yɔk insɛf bin so big dat i bin swɛla Washinton ɛn ɔda siti dɛn we bin de nia de. Afta dɛn bil di ay ay os we dɔn ɛva de na di planɛt Wɔl na Mɔsko. Di pipul dɛn na Amɛrika bin bigin ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn dɔn fɔ bil wan big big bildin dat i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ in ruf go insay di stratosfia. Dɛn bin de bil wan big big Bonishno spɛshal ples we dɛn mek fayn fayn wan rayt na di big ruf. Koloskov, nɔto fɔ no rizin, bin biliv se i nid fɔ kɔmpit wit Amɛrika nɔto pan di ayt we bildin dɛn de, bɔt pan intɛlijɛns, ɔ at wɔs, sayɛns risach. Di ɔfis fɔ di Prɔsɛkyuta Jɛnɛral bin rich ɛn strikt, blak tɔyn dɛn bin de bɔku. Di prɔsɛkyuta mit di invɛstigatɔ wit wan dak, ebi ebi yay. I lisin kwayɛt wan ɛn kɔntinyu fɔ kray. Dɔn i tɔk wit vɔys we nɔ gɛt wan minin ɛn we de krak krak.
  -Mi sef ɔndastand se Ernesto Hoost de fa frɔm enjɛl. A nɔ want fɔ difend am, bifo dat, a dɔn want fɔ put am biɛn di bar fɔ lɔng tɛm. Rumɔr bin de ɛn dɛn bin de tink se i dɔn du bɔku kraym ɛn kil, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ fɛn ɛni siriɔs pruf. Ɛn ɛvri tɛm we i bin gɛt wan alibi we dɛn mek wit kɔst ayɛn. Wi dɔn de tink fɔ sɔlv dis prɔblɛm fɔ lɔng tɛm. Bɔt di kɔrɔpt Sɛnat nɔ go ɛva alaw fɔ arɛst ɛn luk fɔ pɔsin we nɔ gɛt siriɔs grɔn. Yu gɛt ɛni clues?
  -A tink se, fɔs, i nid fɔ pruv se i bin de na Venus, ɛn nɔto na di Wɔl. Wi nid fɔ pwɛl di alibi.
  -Wɛl, aw yu de pruv am? Lɛ wi tink di rayt we. If i bin de pan Venus, i bin de insay wan sus we dɛn sial wit ɛmetik. Breathed earthly air, it earthly food. Di analisis nɔ go detekt ɛni patikyula frɔm di planɛt Venus.
  - Wel, wetin bɔt di tan, na so san de de.
  -Us kayn san de? Tik tik atmosfɛre de de dat i kin layt pasmak we di wɛda gɛt klawd. Apat frɔm dat, di mɔdan spɛshal sus dɛn gɛt layt filta dɛn we pɔsin kin abop pan ɛn saybanɛtik ɛnhansmɛnt. Dis rod nɔ gɛt op.
  -I kin rili bi, bɔt a gɛt sɔm aidia.
  -Wɛl, yu kin stet am, bɔt jɔs nɔ brok di lɔ. Im na senator and im kolleg dem no go fogiv mi if wi no ligal sech o eavesdrop on am.
  -No, nid nɔ de fɔ brok di lɔ. Na wan rikwest nɔmɔ a gɛt fɔ yu, invayt am na yu prayvet os. I nɔ go dinay yu. Ɛn na de i go dɔn klia to mi ɛn yu ɛn ɔlman if in na kriminal ɔ nɔto kriminal.
  -A go invayt am, bɔt a go bet yu wan dala i go slip go bak.
  -Wetin mek i so smɔl, lɛ wi kɔt am fɔ at least wan tawzin.
  -Oh no, mi sef go gladi fo pe tausin fo put am away. Bɔt a nɔ ivin shɔ se na Ɛnest "Rɔba Layɔn" bin du dis kraym.
  We di inviteshɔn kam, Ɛnestɔ Hust bin rili gɛt kol at. Ivun if dem saspek am, dem no go fit du enitin wit im aiyan-klad alibi and palɛmint imuniti.
  Di prɔsɛkyuta bin put di mɔs kɔdial apia. Di sɛnatɔ bin tek am fɔ natin.
  -Wi gladi bad bad wan fɔ ɔs yu na wi os. Mi os rili fayn, bɔt dɛn se i sɔri we yu kɔmpia am to yu pales.
  -Nɔ bi modest, yu apatmɛnt dɛn rili decent ɛn decent. Ɛn udat na dis yɔŋ man, i tan lɛk se i nyu.
  -Dis na wi padi we kɔmɔt na Rɔshia. Na in na di Asisten Sinia Invɛstigatɔ fɔ Planɛt Afɛj. Also mi ges.
  -I klia. If yu no mind mi kompini. A de invayt yu ɛn yu padi fɔ kam na mi pales insay wan wik.
  -Yes, wi go du am, bot fo nau, giv wi tebul im du.
  Ɛnest bin it sloslo, ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i nɔ tɔch di wayn. Ivan Koloskov, difrɛn frɔm dat, i bin rili gɛt maynd fɔ tɔn rɔm insay insɛf. Rɔm bin mek in tɔng lɔs, ɛn Ayvan nɔ bin ebul fɔ stɔp fɔ provok di sɛnatɔ.
  -Yu de drink so smɔl, lɛk se yu de fred se di wayn go lus yu tɔŋ. I kin rili sɔprayz we tu invɛstigatɔ dɛn de yu de fred fɔ tɔk tumɔs.
  -A nɔ de fred, bɔt a tink se spɔt ɛn wɛlbɔdi layf nɔ gri wit fɔ drink.
  -En wich kain atlet yu bi?!
  -A bin bi di US champion fo basketbol. Naw mi na di Nyu Yɔk tɛnis champion, ɛn di WEFT champion na prɔfɛshɔnal bɔksin. Yu want fɔ tɛst yu trɛnk? A de wɔn yu, a na blak bɛlt na MayTaybe.
  -Wɛl, wetin mek i so rud? Wantɛm wantɛm, go fɛt an-to-an. Wi Russian dem don drunk, wi bit Napoleon, Hitler en yu snotty NATO. A kin prɔmis fɔ mek dɛn gɛt mɔ pis kɔmpitishɔn, fɔs tɛnis, dɔn a kin trowe rawnd di ring.
  - Yes, a go mek yu lɛk pusi.
  -Okay den, mek wi kot wi sef fo wan milian dala. Yu gɛt di risit.
  -Yes, evritin de. Ɛn yu na impudent, yu go kɔntinyu fɔ bi nekɛd gɔs.
  Di wan dɛn we bin de tɔk to dɛn we bin gɛt wam wam tɛm, dɛn nɔ bin west ɛni tɛm, dɛn bin go na di jim. I bin de na di fɔs flɔ na di fayn fayn os we di Prɔsɛkyuta Jɛnɛral bin de. Dɛn bin disayd fɔ ple tri gem dɛn we go rich twɛnti poɛnt. Ɛnestɔ we lɔng bin lɔng wan ed pas di Rɔshian invɛstigatɔ ɛn i bin brayt fa fawe na in sholda dɛn. I bin rili luk dɔŋ di smɔl smɔl Rɔshian wit disgres. Bɔt di gem nɔ bin de go fayn atɔl fɔ di champion we bɔku pipul dɛn sabi, we na 120 milyɔn pipul dɛn na Nyu Yɔk. I bin mis besik sav, hit tru di tebul, de drop bol ol taim. Di senata blo ɔl di tri pati dɛn kwik kwik wan. A bin gɛt fɔ rayt wan chɛk. Ɛnestɔ bin jɔs de tink bɔt insɛf. So we Ayvan bin se i go win bak, i bin gladi fɔ gri.
  -Wi go jos trowe bol fo basket. Up to di top ten. Fɔ ɛvri tɛn, na wan milyɔn.
  -Okay, Rɔshian Renjman. A aksept di chalenj, bɔt no se pan wan tawzin shot dɛn a mis tu ɔ tri.
  Ivan bin nɔd wit ironi. Dɛn bin de tɔn dɛn fɔ kam ɔp ɛn trowe ɛni baskɛt. If dro, i fɔ trowe te di fɔs mis. Di fɔs shot dɛn sho se Ivan na bin fayn avrej baskɛtbɔl pleya, mis ɛn hit dɛn bin de lɛk wan to wan. Bɔt di pɔsin we bin de fɛt am nɔ bin ebul fɔ trowe ɔl di tin dɛn we i bin de trowe. Usay di glori fɔ di fambul champion, fɔdɔm, go? Koloskov bin win di fɔs gem. Dɔn i win di sɛkɔn wan ɛn di tɔd wan. Na di et de, di Amɛrikin bin dɔn giv ɔp ɛn aks fɔ mek dɛn sɔri fɔ am.
  -A no ple fo tu long and a don komplitli out of shape. Neks taim a go tren en tek revenj.
  -Wetin bi di las taim we yu ple basketbol?
  -Lɔng tɛm dɔn pas.
  -I strenj, a si yu dashingly shot arawnd di basketbol hoop jos tri dez afta.
  Ɛnest bin stɔp fɔ shɔt tɛm. Wantɛm wantɛm, i fil se i de nia wan ol we nɔ gɛt bɔtɔm.
  - Yes, i rili nɔ ple fɔ lɔng tɛm. Bɔt nɔto dat, dis kayn strɔng atlet kin kip in gem skil fɔ lɔng tɛm, mɔ sɔntin we simpul lɛk fɔ shot baskɛtbɔl baskɛt. Bɔt yu notis se i bin de trowe ɔltɛm wit pawa pasmak, ɛn i bin de shot pasmak ɔltɛm. Yɛs, dis nɔto aksidɛnt. I bin spɛn wan ol mɔnt na Venus insay wan atmosfɛs we tik ɛn tik, i bin tan lɛk se wata na di si. I dɔn yus fɔ muv na say we bɔku pas di atmosfɛs na di wɔl. I nɔ bin gɛt tɛm fɔ adap to di nyu envayrɔmɛnt ɛn dis na di rizɔlt...
  I nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ dɔn di tɔk, Ɛnestɔ bin du wan klas tu, i nak Ayvan na grɔn, dɔn i nak di domɔt ɛn rɔsh fɔ rɔn fast as i ebul. Bɔt sɔm strɔng polisman dɛn bin de wet fɔ am na di domɔt, ɛn dɛn shot di pɔsin we rɔnawe wit paralayza, dɔn dɛn tay di kriminal fayn fayn wan.
  Pan ɔl we Koloskov bin ebul fɔ mek di blo dɛn we strɔng pas ɔl sof, i bin grap nɔto witout prɔblɛm. Apat frɔm di fin wɛl, wan gladi gladi smayl bin de na in fes.
  -Wɛl, naw a tink se prɔblɛm nɔ go de wit di Sɛnat, ɔltin de rikodɔm pan vidio. Ɛn yu man, nɔ tu vɛks, yu bin want fɔ bi fambul, ɛn naw di wan ol planɛt go tɔk bɔt yu. Ɛn afta wan tawzin ia dɛn go mɛmba di fɔs pɔsin we kil pipul dɛn we bin de bitwin di planɛt dɛn. Sɔntɛm yu go stil gɛt tɛm fɔ rayt mɛmua bɔt aw yu kam fɔ liv lɛk dis. If yu gɛt inof tɛm, to di ilɛktrik chia.
  Di Prɔsɛkyuta Jɛnɛral bin ambɔg di Rɔshian lɔ ɛnfɔsmɛnt ɔfisa saful wan.
  -I gɛt jɔs inof tɛm. Usay dɛn du di kraym, na say we di UN de kɔntrol. Dis min se na intanashɔnal traybɔn go jɔj am, ɛn di UN Chata se i nɔ fɔ kil pɔsin. I gɛt tɛm ɔl in layf.
  -Una bastards gladi ali, a go rɔnawe kɔmɔt na prizin.
  -Nɔbɔdi nɔ ɛva rɔnawe na UN prizin.
  -Na ɔda planɛt dɛn, nɔbɔdi nɔ ɛva kil dɛnsɛf. A dɔn ɔlrɛdi bi di fɔs wan ɛn a go bi di fɔs wan bak!
  Di dɛbul bin fɛt wɔ agens di Masta Gɔd
  Di ɛnimi dɛn bin fɛt wit kruk, ɛn trɛtin!
  Bɔt wit lɔv Krays krɔs Setan
  Pruv yu trut pan di krɔs!
  
  
  
  
  
  A de sɛn wan shɔt stori we nem "Rɛd Yunivas!", fɔ di kɔmpitishɔn.
  Dis na wan kayn ɔda istri, nyu luk pan wan ol prɔblɛm! Di wok yuz poem ɛn siŋ dɛm fɔ di strɔng poet Spartak di wina! A intres fɔ no di pipul dɛn opinion - Spartak Winner!
  Sɔntɛm fɔ buk ɛn magazin dɛn ɛn nyuspepa dɛn.
  Adrɛs ɛn ɔl di men tin dɛn we de na di ɛnd pan di stori.
  
  
  
  
  . HIZH-2005 we de na di wɔl
  RƐD YUNIVƐS!
  Di nɛks de, blak daknɛs kɔba am
  A biliv se di tɛm go kam - wan brayt, raytin dawn!
  If yu nɔ want fɔ liv wan ɔndrɛd ia wit fred
  Mek yu choice - day wit digniti en korekt!
  Fɔs di wɔd dɛn
  Nɔbɔdi nɔ bin fɔ dɔn imajin se di fɔs kɔntakt wit spɛs brɔda dɛn na maynd go bi so blɔd. We dɛn bin de muf go na di ples dɛn we nɔ gɛt bɔda na di spes, mɔtalman sta ship dɛn bin kam mit di ɔtpɔst dɛn we bin de fa fawe na di big sta ɛmpaya we nem Ghidorah. Di taytul rays fɔ dis big big ɛmpaya na di Dickoses, ɔgly fluoride-breathing katapila dɛn we bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi win bɔku galaksi dɛn. Di we aw dɛn bin de tink na bin fɔstɛm ɛn i bin mek sɛns insay in yon we. Bikɔs di pipul dɛn na di wɔl stil nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ trɛnk ɛn teknɔlɔji, dɛn fɔ dɔnawe wit dɛn wantɛm wantɛm. Di wɔ bin rili bad, ɛn dis bin mek dɛn kil pipul dɛn kpatakpata. Yuz kwantiti ɛn kwalitatif supiriɔriti, di Dikozy bin lans wan ɔl-ɔut ɔfɛnsif. Bɔku bɔku staship dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ fɛt bin rɔsh pan wan big big briz we bin de kil pipul dɛn, bɔku bɔku planɛt dɛn bin bɔn ɛn bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn we gɛt layf bin day. Afta wan ol saykl we blɔd bin de fɛt na di spes, di pawaful bot dɛn we bin de na di Ghidorah Ɛmpaya bin go insay di solar sistem. Wan big fɛt dɔn bigin, sɔntɛm na di las wan insay mɔtalman istri. Di ɛnimi in supɛriɔriti bin so pasmak dat na wan mirekul nɔmɔ bin ebul fɔ sev di wɔl sivilizayshɔn!
  Dɛbul dɛn na di dak sta ɛl ɛl
  I tan lɛk se ɔltin we de na di wan ol wɔl go pwɛl!
  Yu nid fɔ flay na di skay lɛk falkɔn we de rɔn fast
  Fɔ protɛkt sol dɛn frɔm pwɛl pwɛl!
  
  Pluto in ɔbit bin bi di bɔda fɔ fɛt-fɛt dɛn we bin de kil pipul dɛn. Di ami Jɛnɛral Vladimir Slivov, we bin sidɔm na wan bɔnks, bin de luk gud gud wan na di skay tru wan monita. Di alien dɛn bin de bɔm di planɛt bad bad wan wan wan tɛm. Pan ɔl we dɛn bin de du ɔl di tin dɛn we dɛn bin de du, sɔm pan di mishɔl dɛn bin rich na di wata, ɛn dɛn bin pwɛl bɔku bɔku tin dɛn. Vladimir was in fes we bin de swet ɛn, we i tɔn rawnd, i pɔynt in finga na di chɛst fɔ di grey-hɛd Prɔfɛsɔ Ɛfrimɔv.
  -Dis na wetin ɔl yu stupid risach min, dɛn dɔn spɛn bɔku bɔku mɔni, ɛn yu stil nɔ mek wan Superweapon.
  -Yu, Mista Jɛnɛral, yusɛf no wetin na ed stat di ɛnimi gɛt pan tɛm ɛn risɔs;frɔm di biginin na bin wan fɛt we nɔ ikwal.
  -Ɛn udat go tɔk? Una ed dɛn mumu lɛk hama.
  -Didn"t yu militri pipul ideally komand di troops, en yu bi moni-sucking oligarchs we bin tayt pan moni? Traytɔ dɛn we gɛt ɔl kayn strɛs bin de bɛr di planɛt! Insay di wɔ, wi sayɛnsman dɛn nɔ bin alaw wi ami fɔ slayv to di lɛvul we di kev dɛn bin de.
  -Yu na parasayt. Tek yu stupid aidia fo taim travul. Di spɛns dɛn rili bɔku, bɔt ɔltin bin go fɔ natin!
  -Nɔto wi fɔlt, ɛn wetin mek i go insay ɛmti? Wi dɔn lan bɔku nyu tin dɛn we wi nɔ bin no bɔt trade.
  -So giv dis no to di Wildcats!
  Di sayrin de ala wit pwɛl at ɛn wit pwɛl at, ɔda pat pan di chaj dɛn we de pwɛl di wɔl de flay go na di Wɔl. Ivin insay di dip bɔnks, yu kin yɛri tin dɛn we de bɔn, di siling de shek, ɛn di granit chips dɛn kin fɔdɔm na di map. Mashal Serenko ɛn fayv sta Jɛnɛral Paton de shek di dɔst we gɛt tik. Di planɛt difens fɔs dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi dɔn, ɛn stɛl armada dɛn we gɛt mɛkanikal vaylchɔ dɛn de kam to di ɛnimi ɔltɛm. Sergei Serenko tɔn rawnd, ɛn di gad dɛn mek di man we bin dɔn hunch pas.
  -Ɛn di jenɛral na yu. En wai yu de slouching laik dat, it won"t help!
  A op se di prɔfɛsɔ go ɛnkɔrej yu.
  Slivov bin kray wit kray kray.
  -Wan stik na in mɔt! I bin tan lɛk se i bɛr am layf layf wan na grev.
  -Maybe Sirs, wi no get long lef. Di wangren bad tin bɔt dis kayn day na dat, nɔbɔdi nɔ go de fɔ kɛr flawa!
  John Paton intajekt, lips stret insay wan idiotic smayl.
  -Shut up, Amɛrikin...
  Wan bad bad kray kɔt shɔt di sɛnt, di kɔnkrit kɔva fɔdɔm, ɔl di patishɔn dɛn krɔs, wan kɔrɛkt hit mek wan big krata, bɛr di Yunaytɛd Kɔmand.
  Di nyu Wehrmacht bin kray kɔmɔt na di spes kwagmair
  I want fɔ tay pipul dɛn na di wɔl na di chen dɛn na ɛlfaya sote go!
  Pipul na di wɔl, una gɛt wanwɔd as link na chen
  Na togɛda nɔmɔ wi go ebul fɔ pul di blo we trɔbul kin blo!
  
  Di tɛm we dɛn bin de kɔl Vitaly Romashin fɔ go fɛt wɔ we dɛn bin de du imejensi, Vitaly Romashin nɔ bin ol siksti ia yet, ɛn afta wan ia, i bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt di rank fɔ bi tɛmporari ɔfisa. Insay ɔda tɛm ɛn ɔda tin, fɔ dɔn mek dis kayn wok go ɔp, i bin fɔ dɔn rili prawd, bɔt naw. Na da tɛm de, we dɛn bin de mɛzhɔ di tɛm we mɔtalman de insay awa, di asaynmɛnt fɔ di rank fɔ bi tɛmporari kɔlɔnɛl bin tan lɛk tragikɔmik. Di pikchɔ bɔt di las plasma fɛt we gɛt blɔd bin stil de bifo mi yay. Bɔku bɔku pawaful ɛnimi sta ship dɛn bin atak di difensiv bays na Taytan, we na wan sataylayt fɔ di big big Jupita. Di ɛnimi dɛn bin fɔs pwɛl sɔm pat pan di bays wit strayk dɛn frɔm ɔbit, dɔn dɛn du wan big big landin. Di ɛnimi fɛtman dɛn we bin wɛr bad bad kɔmbat sus bin de sprɛy Rɔshian sojaman dɛn wit bim gɔn dɛn we gɛt bɔku bɔku barɛl dɛn. Ɛn i faya bak wit pwɛl at. Pan ɔl we di ɛnimi bin gɛt bɛtɛ protɛkshɔn frɔm in kɔmbat sus, sɔntɛnde, di shot dɛn we dɛn bin de aim fayn fayn wan bin de rich usay dɛn want fɔ shot. Di bastard effigy bin bɔm, i sɛn smok fragmɛnt dɛn we gɛt saybanɛtik klos ɛn mit we de swɛt fɔdɔm pan di dayamɔn we de shayn we de mek pɔsin blaynd. Na bin wan bad bad fɛt we na bin lɛk ɔl in kɔmpin dɛn, we na brɔda dɛn we bin de fɛt, bin day. Di day we in smɔl brɔda day bin rili bad. Valerka, we stil na jɔs bɔbɔ, bin kɔntinyu fɔ ledɔm na di say we bin de mek pipul dɛn blaynd. In yɔŋ fes bin frɔz lɛk mask we nɔ de muv ɛn kwik kwik wan i bin kɔba wit frɔst. I go bi mayns tu ɔndrɛd digri dɔŋ ziro, pɔt dɛn we gɛt wata we de kɔmɔt na di briz de splash ɔnda di magnɛtik sɔl dɛn na di spɛshal sus. Wan big big krata de we de opin na in chɛst, in at dɔn evapɔret wantɛm wantɛm, in yay kwayɛt, di wangren tin we de kɔrej am na dat i nɔ bin sɔfa. I tan lɛk se na fim we dɛn de mek kwik kwik wan, brayt, gladi gladi mɛmori dɛn bin de flash: pikin dɛn gem, swing, res, chɛs. In brɔda bin so smat, i bin de bit am ɔltɛm wit virtual strateji, bɔt i bin strɔng pas am, i bin de skata di wan dɛn we du di bad tin wit wamat. Bɔt, dɛn nɔ bin de fɛt, bɔt dɛn bin lɛk fɔ rɔn ɔs, di filin we dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ tɔk bɔt we ɔs dɛn wam, we smol, di smel we di gras we de kol, di kol wata we de na di riva - na inof mɛmori dɛn de. Wetin mek in brɔda bin rayt in nem pan di strayk fɔs we i bin jɔs ol fɔtin ia? Pan ɔl we no hom frɔnt nɔ de na dis wɔ, na bita bita nɔmɔ de na di at fɔ tek revaŋg. Shut, shot, pwɛl di reptayl dɛn wit ɔl tu an. We insay di sol na Ɛl day tan lɛk wan tɛnda gyal, yu want fɔ drawn insay in voluptuous embras. Di frɔnt row fɔ ɔgly katapila dɛn dɔn bɔn, bɔt mɔlti-barɛl tɛrminatɔ dɛn we dɛn kɔba wit fɔs fil de kam insay di fɛt. Di las kɔmrɛd dɛn de bɔn, ɛn sev nɔ de, di dayamɔn dɛn de mɛlt frɔm di wam wam ples. Wi nɔ go ɔndastand aw i sev, na di tɛm we i bin rili impɔtant, wan pan di brayt pipul dɛn we bin de kil insɛf bin bɔn wan Limo bɔm. Wan graviti wef bin trowe Romashin ɛn bikɔs i bin de slip, i bin ebul fɔ kray to di taktik fɛtman. Dɔn wan krayzi res bin de na di ays, lɛsa bim dɛn bin de kɔt na di spes ɛn i bin tan lɛk se dɛn de lɛf mɔ pas wan kwantum fri. Bɔt na ya bak, i bin laki, i bin ebul fɔ flay insay di asteroyd bɛlt ɛn brok away frɔm in ɛnimi dɛn. We i bin de put in layf pan denja pan ɔtopaylɔt, i bin ebul fɔ waka na di rod we bin ful-ɔp wit kɔsmik blɔk dɛn we nɔ go ebul fɔ pas. Na da sab-layt spid de, ivin wan smɔl bolt kin go insay di pletin we de protɛkt am, ɛn mek di prɛshɔn we de kil pɔsin. We i flay go ɔp na di Wɔl, i nɔ bin gɛt ɛni wɛpɔn ɔ ɛnaji igen. Ɛn we dɛn bin de rɔsh fɔ go na di mitin, na bin wan tin we bin de mek pɔsin fred we tan lɛk wan piranha we gɛt wing we gɛt wɛpɔn, we dɛn kɔba wit bad bad spayk dɛn we gɛt annihilation bim thrower. Wan big ɛnimi fɛt-fɛt kin jɔs sprɛy am to foton dɛn. Bɔt, i nɔ bin si bifo tɛm di wayl we di wɔl, we dɛn dɔn drɛb fɔ pwɛl at, go go fɔ wan ship. Wan pawaful bɔm bin bɔn di ɛnimi dɛn amunishɔn, ɛn wan smɔl supanova bin bɔn na di atmosfɛs. Na bin nɛt na dis pat na di planɛt Wɔl, ɛn sɔntɛm sɔmbɔdi bin ebul fɔ mek wan las tin we i want. Afta di ejekshɔn, Vitaly bin bɔn smɔl ɛn smɔl smɔl tin dɛn bin kɔt am bad bad wan, ɛn we i bin de flay tru di tik tik atmosfɛs, di tin dɛn we lɛf pan di spɛshal klos bin krɔs kpatakpata ɛn tɔn to sta dɔst. Ɛn naw, we i nɔ ivin gɛt tɛm fɔ rijeneret fayn fayn wan, i gɛt nyu wok - fɔ gɛda wan nyu tim, wan ɔl rejimɛnt. Ɛn usay fɔ gɛda, pipul dɛn gɛt ɛni spɛshal ship we lɛf? Ɛn afta dat, di kɔnekshɔn bin dɔn day. I de sɔmsay na USA, bɔt usay. Nɔto wan os we nɔ pwɛl, na jɔs ruins, tik dɛn we de bɔn, ston we dɔn rɔtin. Di skayskrɛpa dɛn we bin de mek pipul dɛn fred trade, dɔn fol lɛk akodiɔn, ɛn bɔdi dɛn we dɔn bɔn ɛn we de brok brok de ɔlsay. Na tru se, na di fa fa say, sɔm pikin dɛn de we de rɔsh rawnd, sɔntɛm blak pikin dɛn, ɛn sɔntɛm ivin wayt wan dɛn, we jɔs dɔti bikɔs ɔf di sɔt, lɛk dɛbul dɛn. Wɛl, i sabi Inglish!
  -Us kayn siti?!
  Di pikin dɛn kin fred ɛn rɔn go, dɛn dɔti bare il dɛn de spak, nɔ, dɛn na Kɔkashian, bɔt aw dɛn misɛf, dɛn tɔn blak, difrɛn frɔm dat, dɛn wayt ia klia wan blech! I tan lɛk se di tin dɛn we apin insay di las dez kin shek ivin wan mɔ stebul maynd, ivin yu ed de buz frɔm di ɔzoyn we pasmak, di briz de spak frɔm ilɛktrik dischaj. Bot damn dem ol, wia di troops de, as well as di nashonal gad, i mait no mek sense, bot dem mos giv di las stand. En wetin mek i de na USA?Yu kin stil rikrut faiya na Russia, bot ya. Fɔrina kɔntri kin shot yu na yu bak. Wan fayn fayn vɔys we bin de ring bin ambɔg di tin dɛn we i bin de tink bɔt.
  -Mista Kɔnɔl ZKSU. Wetin mek yu kam na Kolorado?
  Lɛk wan delusional vishɔn we dɛn inspɛkt frɔm sɛks fantasi. Wan titi we lɔng ɛn slɛnd, we gɛt wayt ia lɛk sno ɛn we de smayl we de mek pɔsin shayn, bin kɔmɔt biɛn di ruins. If yu jɔj di epaulettes, dis na tɛmporari UNSC ɔfisa. Dat min se, di UN Star-Space Force.
  -Mi gol na simpul, rikrut wan rejimɛnt fɔ ɛyabɔrn spɛs fɔs, ɛn wet fɔ ɔda frɔm di kɔmand.
  -Gud gol. Bɔt wi nɔ gɛt pawa igen. Dɛn bin pwɛl ɔl di big big kɔmand ɛn ikɔmik post dɛn. Na grup dɛn nɔmɔ we gɛt wɛpɔn dɛn we bin de fa frɔm ɔda pipul dɛn bin lɛf. If yu jɔj yu aksɛn, yu na Rɔshian.
  -Yɛs!
  -Den dis wok nɔ pɔsibul!
  -Ɛn na dat na wi ɔl layf. Di tin we kin apin to ɛni sojaman na fɔ du wok dɛn we nɔ pɔsibul.
  -A ɔndastand! Bɔt a no sɔntin we bɛtɛ pas ɔda pipul dɛn. Di Dickoses gɛt ultra-poisonous gas dɛm we dɛn de kam yuz. I tan lɛk se dɛn want fɔ tek wi prɔpati dɛn. Bɔt, wi kɔmand gɛt wan sɔprayz we nɔ fayn we dɛn ayd fɔ di ɛnimi. Na di bɔt ɔf di Pasifik Oshɔn, wan thermo-igorron chaj de. We di bɔm de bɔn, wan chen riakshɔn go bigin, haydrojɛn we de na di wata go rɔtin to nyutriɔm ɛn diutiriɔm, ɛn afta dat i go jɔyn to wan ɛliyɔm nyukliɔs. Ɛn afta dat, di wan ol planɛt go bɔn, i go bɔn lɛk wan big big briz, ɛn di ɛnd fɔ ɔltin go bi nyuklia Amagɛdɔn! Wi dɔn ɔlrɛdi nɔ gɛt pawa, na kɔmpyuta we nɔ gɛt sol go disayd fɔ du am ɛn wi kin jɔs wet fɔ di ɛnd fɔ di wɔl we wi nɔ kɔmplen!
  -Aw yu bin no dat!
  -Mi na di nativ gyal pikin fɔ di Prɛsidɛnt fɔ Amɛrika - Ɛnjɛla Frayza!
  -A si, bɔt nɔto jɔs di ɛnd, ɛn wi nɔ ebul fɔ du ɛnitin ɛn wi nɔ ebul fɔ du ɛnitin ya? Day lɛk rɔbish.
  -Wan we de fɔ mek wi de fɔ lɔng tɛm, i rili risky, bɔt wi nɔ gɛt ɛni ɔda tin igen.
  -Us!
  -Lɛ wi go dɔŋ na di bɔnks, i de biɛn di slaydin domɔt dɛn. A go tɛl yu na di rod.
  Di bush dɛn sheb ɛn di sta ɔfisa dɛn kam insay di pasej. I bin rili tek lɔng tɛm fɔ go dɔŋ di stip stɛp dɛn. Di imejensi layt dɛn bin rili dak ɛn di ɛlivat dɛn nɔ bin de wok. Di rare gad dɛn nɔ bin de muv lɛk mami dɛn.
  -Yu don eva rid abaut taim travul?
  -Yɛs, a dɔn rid am, ɛn na pɔpul tɔpik na sayɛns ɛn ɛnjɔymɛnt fikshɔn.
  -Tru na fikshɔn, bɔt in rialiti yu nɔ yɛri ɛnitin bɔt am, bikɔs ɔl di wok bin strikt klas.
  -Dis na di fɔs tɛm we a dɔn yɛri dis!
  -A gri! Dis tu impɔtant fɔ mek ɔlman no bɔt am. Bɔt sayɛnsman dɛn dɔn ebul fɔ pas tɛm ɛn go insay di tɛm we dɔn pas. Kɔntribyushɔn to di we aw pipul dɛn we nɔ biliv di Baybul we se dis nɔ pɔsibul insay prinsipul dɛn tink!
  -Yes, a bin stɔdi wan sem kayn tiori na skul.
  -So i tɔn aut fɔ bi mistek, jɔs lɛk aw dɛn bin rifyut di lay lay dogma bɔt di limit fɔ di spid we layt de spid ɛn bɔku pan Einstein in tiori bɔt rilitiviti insay prɔsis. Pan ɔl we i bin stil bi big pɔsin we sabi bɔt fiziks. Praktis impɔtant pas filɔsofi!
  -Wetin mek yu nɔ tek advantej pan dis da tɛm de ɛn sɛn staship dɛn na di fa fa past, sok di Dikozov insay di bud? We dɛn bin stil de klaym tik dɛn, ɔ fɔ se dɛn bin de kray.
  -Na dis say di prɔblɛm kam. As sɔmbɔdi tray fɔ put an pan di tin dɛn we bin dɔn apin trade so, wan pawa we dɛn nɔ bin no bin kil am, ɛn trowe wan bɔdi we bin dɔn rɔtin bak. Sɔm lɔ dɛn we Gɔd mek we wi nɔ bin ebul fɔ ɔndastand bin mek i nɔ pɔsibul fɔ yuz di mashin fɔ kɔrɛkt di mistek ɛn kraym dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn du trade.
  -Ɛn di fiuja.
  -Na di sem tin, ɔ rather dɛn nɔ lan fɔ muf de.
  -Dat min se di prɛktikal valyu fɔ di diskvayri na ziro!
  -Wetin mek, pan ɔl we wi nɔ go ebul fɔ inflɔws di tin dɛn we dɔn pas, wi kin stɔdi am ditayli. Yu no aw wi bin ebul fɔ lan bɔku valyu!
  -Ɛn a mɛmba se yu skan di sɛkɔn volyum fɔ Dead Souls, di bad bad tin we Aeschylus bin du, ɛn di poem dɛn we Nɛro rayt.
  -I nɔ simpul so. Di muvmɛnt dɛn we bin de trade nɔ kin izi fɔ tɔk bɔt, ɛn di tin dɛn we dɛn kin du kin smɔl ɛn stil kin kil di wan dɛn we de du risach.
  Na ya wi de, yu kin pik wan aprɔksimat ɛra ɛn rɔsh go.
  -Ɛn wi go liv de fɔ lɔng tɛm. Trowe wi bɔdi dɛn na do.
  -Yes, at least wi go si somtin intrestin. Wan ol os nɔ lɛf igen na Amɛrika, ɛn di raytin mita de go ɔf skel.
  -Wetin bɔt pikin dɛn!
  - Kɔnsidɛr yusɛf se yu dɔn day. Awa dɛn lɛf, sɔntɛm ivin sɔm minit dɛn. Lisin to di imejensi mɛsej. Dɛn dɔn bigin fɔ land, reda dɛn dɔn si bɔku bɔku tin dɛn. I nɔ go te igen dɛn go skana di wan ol say ɛn fɛn dis bɔnks. Dɔn yu no fɔ yusɛf!
  -If no ɔda we nɔ de fɔ kɔmɔt. Sɔntɛm wi go rili muf.
  -Darling, wi go probabli day jisno, en a don barely turn ettin. Mek wi fainali mek pure en tender lov.
  -Ɛn a nɔ go bɔn te tumara, bɔt a gri, lɛ wi las minit na dis planɛt fayn!
  As di gladi gladi las tɛm dɛn de pas, di tu kɔmbat ɔfisa dɛn bin go insay di trans-tɛmporal kebin.
  -Wea wi de flay!
  -To Rom. To Gret Rom.
  -Maybe na Kyiv!
  -No, i de grander! Bay di we, wi gɛt injɛkshɔn fɔ mek pipul dɛn liv lɔng ɛn fɔ mek wi yɔŋ. Insay Antik wi go bi gɔd, ɛn insay di Midul Ij wi go dɔn day.
  -Mi granpa dɛn de na Kyiv!
  -Give in to di Woman, bi Nayt.
  Wan big big atkwek bin ambɔg di agyumɛnt. Angela Fraser pul di lev, ɛn di intatemporal vortex spid ɔf di hiro dɛn insay wan pɔynt we dɛn nɔ no.
  Bɔku pan wi de fred di tin dɛn we bin dɔn apin na di wɔl.
  Wetin ayd de ɔnda di dak shado we dɔn de fɔ lɔng lɔng tɛm!
  Di tin we go apin to di wan ol wɔl, na bay chans ɛn bay wilful
  Sɔntin we go ebul fɔ pul ɛn win wikɛd ɛnimi dɛn!
  Wan spɛshal layt dɛn we gɛt kɔlɔ bin de ful-ɔp di pɔsin in kɔnshɛns, ɛn i bin de pas frɔm di skin to di bon dɛn. Wan ebi ebi ren, we de blo fayn fayn ɔt tru ɛvri sɛl na di bɔdi. Ɛn i tan lɛk se di kwayɛt we di bɔdi de mek i nɔ gɛt wet, i de sɔlv insay fresh milk. Vitaly opin in yay wit difikulti, i bin tan lɛk se in aylash dɛn dɔn stɔp togɛda. Wel i stil de alayv. In fayn kɔmpin de ledɔm nia am, in ay chɛst de hef, in fayn fayn ia we de ɔlsay na di mɛtal ruf. Di ruf we de ɔnda dɛn nɔto bɔnks wit trans-kabin, we min se dɛn dɔn muf fayn fayn wan. Romashin slap Anjɛla na in fes, i tray fɔ hit bak sloslo. I jomp kwik kwik wan fɔ tinap na in fut. Wow, kwik gyal. Dɔn i de luk rawnd wit sɔprayz.
  -Wea wi de? Sɔmbɔdi nɔ tan lɛk di Kolosiɔm. Luk di mɛtal ɛn mabul, di statu dɛn nɔ rili insay di Roman stayl.
  - Na so i bi, di gyal ɛn di siti bak. Yu si motoka de draiv and som rokers, no bi di Middle Ages - dat na fo sho.
  -Lɛ wi go dɔŋ ɛn figure am de.
  Di tray fɔ kam dɔŋ nɔ bin izi so. Wan tu lɔng lɔng gɔrila dɛn we wɛr wan agresiv, strenj yunifom bin de du di wok, ɛn dɛn bin de kɔba di say we dɛn de go insay. Bɔt Vitaly na bin man we bin dɔn mekɔp in maynd, ɛn i bin rɔsh fɔ go na di mitin.
  -A gladi fɔ grit mi brɔda dɛn wit an.
  Dɛn bin de tɔk di wɔd insay Inglish. Di thugs bin bark fɔ ansa.
  -Ɔl! Hitlɛr bin de!
  En deibin faya blanga kil. Vitaly bin ebul fɔ dayv ɛn nak di fɛtman dɛn na di solar plexus we dɛn bin de muv. Nɔto fɔ natin dɛn bin put am insay di sta ilit, di SS man dɛn bin de swɛt ɛn fɔdɔm pan di kɔva wit kray kray. Anjɛla Frayza bin kik am na in bak ed jɔs fɔ mek i nɔ apin. I tan lɛk se di but we dɛn mek wit taytaniɔm bin brok di skel dɛn.
  -Yu go fain out! Fim "Di USA de tear Jamani apat"!
  -Yes, tipik snot dɛn! Dat na wan nasty swastika. A op se di bim trowe dem don lod?
  -A tek di bes sistem dem. Wi go gɛt fɔ fɛt wi we fɔ kɔmɔt.
  -A de drim wan tin, fɔ rɔn insay di Fuhrer, a go kɔt am ɔf...
  Shot frɔm mashin gɔn dɛn bin ambɔg di wɔd. Wan alam sayrin bin de ala ɛn bɔku bɔku sojaman dɛn na di Tɔd Rayk bin rɔsh pas na di kɔridɔ dɛn. Wan shot we dɛn bin de aim fayn fayn wan frɔm wan bim gɔn bin kɔt tri SS man dɛn wan tɛm, ɛn na so dɛn bin tɛst lɛsa wɛpɔn dɛn fɔ di fɔs tɛm insay di twɛnti ia. We dɛn sɛt dɛn bim trowa dɛn to di minimum pawa, Vitaly ɛn Angela bin muf go bifo, ɛn dɛn bin de tray fɔ brok tru klos to di sɛntral ɔfis dɛn na di Reich Chancellery. Di wɛpɔn, we dɛn nɔ bin dɔn yɛri bɔt insay di midul pat pan di ia 1900, bin ɛp wi bad bad wan. Wan shot frɔm wan ray gɔn, di bɔdi we lɛf pan di sojaman dɛn na di big Wehrmacht fɔ skrap kɔmɔt na di wɔl dɛn. Fɔs, di fɛt bin go na wan get, bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn bin kil di SS man dɛn, dɛn bin de kam nia Hitler in pasɔnal apatmɛnt dɛn mɔ ɛn mɔ. Dɔn di pikchɔ bɔt di fɛt chenj smɔl. Bikɔs di Nazi dɛn nɔ bin pe atɛnshɔn to di pwɛl pwɛl we dɛn bin de pwɛl, dɛn bin yuz grenade dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ sheb tin dɛn. I nɔ tu te, di sojaman dɛn we gɛt maynd we go kam tumara bambay bin wund bad bad wan.
  - Damn am, Ɛnjɛla. Dɛn go smok wi kɔmɔt, bɔku pan dɛn de, wi fɔ luk fɔ rod fɔ rɔnawe.
  -I bɛtɛ lɛ wi tɔn di laser bim dɛn to maksimam pawa ɛn kollaps di impyɔrial ɔfis.
  Vitaly bin smayl, tik tik stika blɔd bin de flɔd dɔŋ in chɛst, ɛn in an we bin kripul nɔ bin ebul fɔ ol di bim gɔn.
  -Na so, yu de tok laik rial Russian uman!
  Di wɔd dɛn we di bigman pan Rɔshian pɔyt bin tɔk bin kam na mi maynd.
  I bɛtɛ fɔ day wit sɔd wit rɛspɛkt
  Fɔ fɛt tranga wan fɔ gɛt maynd ɛn fɔ gɛt ɔnɔ!
  Aw fɔ liv lɛk kaw we dɛn drɛb insay stɔl wit wip
  Bɔku strɔng hiro dɛn de na Rɔshia!
  Di rayt, we dɛn bin transfa to maksimal kɔmbat pawa, bin kɔt di tik tik mabul ɛn kɔnkrit wɔl dɛn na di impyɔrial chansɛl. Di pawa we di plasma strim bin gɛt bin lɛf smɔl fɔ mek di bim gɔn insɛf mɛlt, ɛn i bin de siŋ in finga dɛn. Di siling fɔdɔm na mi ed, mi kɔnshɛns fɔdɔm insay wan wɛl we nɔ gɛt bɔt.
  We di daknɛs dɔn, Vitaly fil in jɔyn dɛn de twist, lɛk se dɛn de pul am ɔp pan rɛk. Yes, na so i bi, yu an dɛn tay tayt biɛn yu bak, ɛn ɛl pen de chuk yu sholda we wund. Wan titi we gɛt mɔsul dɛn we nekɛd ɔl, i tan lɛk se na Ɛnjɛla, de hang nia de, ɛn in wɔndaful layt gold ia jɔs kɔba in sholda dɛn smɔl. Di gold lɛda de sho skrach ɛn kɔt we sɔm pat dɛn pan Jamani lɛmon dɛn mek. Sɔm freak we gɛt spɛktakl wit di bɔdi we slɔg gɛt, we gɛt shabby na do, we gɛt sɛns, de kray nia de. I kin chɛk dɛn wit di bad bad intres we pɔsin we de stɔdi bɔt sik dɛn kin gɛt.
  -Bɔnɛt! Zerr gud! Eksɛlɛnt spɛshal, dɛn kin rili bi ɛgzampul dɛn fɔ di klin Aryan rays. Di difinishɔn fɔ di mɔsul fit fɔ Apɔlɔs. Na jɔs se di fes lɛf wi dɔŋ, sɔntin de we tan lɛk ape wit chɛkbon ɛn Slavik.
  Di Cosmoflot ɔfisa spit insay di fes fɔ di geek we gɛt spɛktakl.
  -Yu na jos wan slug! Yu gɛt di fes fɔ vaypa we gɛt tel we dɛn dɔn krɔs.
  Di man we gɛt di yay dɛn we dɔn day, bin kip in kol.
  -Hɔt man. If yu bi Jaman, yu no go mek bad SS man.
  Bɔt i tan lɛk se nɔto fate. Udat fɔ bigin di sɔfa wit yu ɔ yu masta? A lɛk fɔ yɛri uman dɛn kray bɛtɛ frɔm am.
  -Yu kin bi di Rat-kil Himmler.
  -A gehs rait, i se Ju pipul na rat. Udat yu de wok fɔ, udat sɛn yu?
  Anjɛla bin tɔk insay di wɔd dɛn.
  -To di USA! No giv op, wi get wan super weapon, wi kin raze Germany to ashes. Gi wi to wi ɛmbasi!
  -No, yu fos tel wi evritin abaut yu superweapon, den wi go disayd yu fate. Na wi spɛshal pipul dɛn ya, usay wi kin bigin?
  Di sullen, squat smɔl man lisped.
  -Tok, ɔl tu klin ɛn pen. Di Fuhrer go kam ya jisnɔ;i nɔ lɛk dɔti ɛn trays fɔ blɔd.
  -Get stat!
  Dɛn bin de mek dɛn sɔfa wit ilɛktrik shɔk wan bay wan, ivin dɛn ia bin de stika. Anjɛla in ay ay bɔdi bin swel, ɛn in strawberry nipples, we bin de shayn wit swet, bin de shayn mɔ fɔ mek pɔsin want fɔ du sɔntin. Fɔ mek a nɔ go ala bikɔs a de fil pen, a bin gɛt fɔ gɛt ɔl mi maynd ɛn mɛmba di we aw pɔsin kin kɔntrol insɛf, ɛn bak spɛshal program dɛn we kin mek a nɔ fil pen.
  -Day had nat, guys frɔm Krupp stɛl.
  Na fayn fayn bɔdi dɛn, pal dɛn we dɛn mek wit rubi dɛn we dɛn kɔt fayn fayn wan. Fayn fayn fayn satin hip dɛn, lɛk leg dɛn we dɛn kɔt wit ayvri, pan ɔl we a nɔ gɛt rayt fɔ wɔship uman dɛn we kɔmɔt na difrɛn trayb, bɔt fɔ di sake fɔ dis kayn fayn fayn tin, a kin mek ɛksɛpshɔn. Yu na di embodiment fɔ impeccable Aryan biuti.
  Tin an dɛn es to di nekɛd gyal, Ɛnjɛla bin fred, rɛdi wit ɔl in pawa fɔ kik di sadistik pervɛt na in groin. Wan lawd ala ala bin ambɔg di maniak in muvmɛnt.
  -Ɔl! Hitlɛr bin de! Di big Fuhrer insɛf bin kam insay ya.
  Di bad bad wan ɛn ivin insay di fa fa tɛm, di lay lay stori ɛn lay lay Hitlɛr, infakt na bin smɔl man we gɛt avrej ayt ɛn in bɔdi we nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ trɛnk. In fes we tan lɛk maws wit mɔstaz ɛn glas yay we gɛt kwaliti dɛn nɔ bin de mek pɔsin fred, bɔt i bin de mek pɔsin laf. Bɔt if yu luk gud wan, yu go si na di yay wan spɛshal sɛns ɛn wan dɛbul sofistikiet. Di vɔys we bin de ala lawd wan bin tɔk wit kol at.
  -Mi dia ges dɛm, a si se una dɔn de wet fɔ mi! Aw yu kin fil fayn na ya?
  -Lɛk di bɛst Nyu Yɔk apatmɛnt dɛn. Eksɛlɛnt ilɛktrik masaj ɛn spɛnal straytnɛr.
  Adɔlf bin mek lɛk se i nɔ ɔndastand di ayrɔni.
  "A gladi we a bin ebul fɔ mek di uman ɛn in briliant jentlman gladi." Yu madam ar simply charming, a go laik foh droh yu so seductively naked.
  -Agenst di bakgrɔn fɔ di Krɛmlin ɔ di Wait Haus?
  -Eniwe, wen a kapchur Amerika en Russia...
  -Yu nɔ go kech ɛnitin, yu go tek rat pɔyzin na di bɛsin na di impyɔrial chansɛl.
  Romashin bin dɔn bigin fɔ lɔs kɔntrol. Hysterical not dɛn bin de na Hitler in vɔys.
  -Di wan we yu dɔn pwɛl, kil ɔndrɛd tru tru Aryan dɛn. Tɛl di gɔrila we sɛn yu. Ɛn usay yu kɔmɔt?
  -Ɛn se di genius fɔ di Fuhrer nɔ gɛt pawa fɔ sho di sikrit?!
  Hitler bin rɔtin in brɔs as sɔntin kam fɔ no wantɛm wantɛm.
  -Yu na frɔm di fiuja! Na de nɔmɔ dɛn bin ebul fɔ mek dis kayn wɛpɔn.
  Anjɛla bin sɔprayz, bɔt pan ɔl dat, i bin tɔk.
  -Fɔ tru, ɛn yu rili no se yu dɔn ɔlrɛdi lɔs di wɔ.
  -A stil de win. Udat tek Berlin!?
  Di Fuhrer bin tɔn to Romanishina. I bin ansa am wit ɔl in at.
  -Rɔshia ɔ USSR.
  -A bin no se Stalin go chuk mi bak.
  -No, yu go strik Russia fos.
  Hitler nɔ bin lisin to dɛn wɔd ya.
  -So, Molotov de kam jisnɔ, ɛn di Reich Chancellery dɔn pwɛl. Yu Himmler fɔ mek dɛn sɔfa ɛn mek dɛn sɔfa te dɛn day frɔm fayn fayn sɔfa.
  -Wet!
  Anjɛla shek in fayn fayn leg we nɔ gɛt natin.
  -A go tel yu plenti intrestin tins.
  -Dɛsepshɔn bak!
  -No, evritin go bi fair, bikos yu bonbreakers pik di wepan we wi destroy yu ofis wit, wi go sho yu hau e de wok.
  -A go bring!
  Afta fayv minit, Himlɛr bin kam wit tu mashin dɛn we de trowe bim ɛn wan tɛmal bɛlt. I bin kip distans wit rɛspɛkt. Angela figure, no, i nɔ bin ebul fɔ rich am wit in fut. Di pɔsin we sabi kil di pɔsin nɔ bin ful ɛn i bin de kip tɔys dɛn we denja na fayn distans.
  Di Amɛrika Prɛsidɛnt in gyal pikin sɛf nɔ pafɛkt. I yuz in fes ɛn tɛl Vitaly sɔm wɔd dɛn, we ɔndastand ɔltin. Romashin, we na tu mita man we gɛt pawa, pipul dɛn bin de fred am pas di gyal pikin dɛn ɛn dɛn bin de chen am wit in an ɛn leg dɛn. Bɔt pɔsin we sabi du in wok kin slap ivin we i de na dis pozishɔn, fɔ ɛgzampul, i kin atak in ni. Hitler bin luk wit di kayn we aw i bin want fɔ no mɔ we i nɔ bin de tink bɔt di wɛpɔn dɛn we bin de apin naw. Ɛspɛshali pan di bɛlt.
  -Wetin na dis.
  -Lɛk anti-gravity alaw yu fɔ flay.
  - So Himmler go dres am.
  Di bigman we bin de kil di Tɔd Rayk, bin tek tɛm, i bin put bɛlt we gɛt lev dɛn we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ ɔndastand.
  - Wel, biuti, tel mi hau e de wok.
  -Duya kam nia, i at fɔ si.
  Di Fuhrer bin kray.
  - Muv jɔs smɔl, jɔs so dat i nɔ go tɔch yu wit in strɔng, slɛnd leg dɛn.
  Himmler bin rili shrank ɛn i nɔ bin kam nia di diva we dɛn tay.
  -Una ɔl tu na kɔvayd! Yu kastrated got Hitler na espeshali cowardly.
  Vitaly bin spit na di Fuhrer in fes. Hitler bin ala wan wayl ɛn rɔsh pan di ɔfisa we dɛn bin chen. I bin dɔn de wet fɔ da kayn tɛm de fɔ lɔng tɛm, ɛn wit tray i pul in leg bak ɛn slam in ni bak insay di snot we gɛt mɔstach we nɔ fayn. Frɔm di bad bad blo we di jayant we dɛn dɔn pɔmp, di Fuhrer flay na di ays ɛn ram Himmler wit ɔl in pawa. Dɛn trowe di smɔl man we gɛt spɛktaks to di titi we dɛn chen, ɛn i kech am wit in strɔng fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Di ɔda wan dɛn we bin de kil pipul dɛn bin so sɔprayz dat dɛn bin de bit di big Fuhrer dat dɛn nɔ bin du ɛnitin wantɛm wantɛm. We dɛn bin de wɛl frɔm di shɔk, Ɛnjɛla, we bin de yuz in fut finga dɛn fayn fayn wan, bin muf di lev dɛn to di kɔmbayn we de pwɛl dɛnsɛf. Wan mashin vɔys bin de chip.
  -Tɛn sɛkɔn lɛf bifo di bɔm.
  Vitaly bin ebul fɔ tɔk lawd wan insay Rɔshian!
  
  Rɔshian wɔriɔ nɔ de fred fɔ day
  Wi nɔ de fred fɔ day na di say usay dɛn de fɛt!
  Wi go fɛt brayt brayt wan fɔ oli Rus".
  Afta i dɔn du wan big wok we i dɔn du wit wɛpɔn dɛn!
  
  Di bɔm we di tɛmal bɛlt bin bɔn bin ikwal to af pan di atɔmik bɔm we dɛn bin drɔp na Hiroshima. Di we aw di wɔl istri de go bifo dɔn chenj!
  
  No big bad bad tin nɔ go apin na di wɔl
  Ɛn na fɔ natin di ɛnimi bin trowe in sojaman dɛn na di kampen!
  Wi go ebul fɔ win di ɛnimi dɛn pan wan bad bad fɛt
  Di daknɛs go skata to dɔst, di tɛm fɔ layt go kam!
  
  Na tru se afta dɛn dɔn pul da kayn ɛnaji de, ivin ashis nɔ fɔ dɔn lɛf frɔm di valiant wɔriɔs dɛn na di UNLCR, bɔt...
  Wan big big briz we bin de blo fɔ sɔm tɛm bin pik dɛn ɛn i bin rɔsh bak fɔ lɔng lɔng tɛm. We dɛn bin dɔn wek, wan fayn fayn pikchɔ we gɛt bɔku bɔku kɔlɔ dɛn bin apia bifo dɛn. Wan asɛmbli we gɛt bɔku bɔku bildin dɛn we gɛt bɔku bɔku kilomita dɛn, bin pas di klawd. Ɔltin bin de shayn wit bɔku bɔku kɔlɔ dɛn we de shayn. Ay ay wan na di ays, trɔbul kavalkɛd dɛn we gɛt ay kariɔ dɛn we gɛt fayn fayn dizayn dɛn bin de rɔsh na di ays. Gadin dɛn we dɛn de hang ɛn flawa bed dɛn wit flawa dɛn we di sayz tan lɛk baobab, we gɛt bɔku bɔku fayn fayn stori dɛn. Vitaly bin pɔynt to di skay.
  -Dis na paradays.
  -Paradays? Bɔt udat in ɛvin nɔto Kristian. Luk, big big rɛd layt dɛn de bɔn na di skay. Rɛd pɔtn dɛn de kɔba big big skayskrɛpa dɛn.
  -Wetin yu wan se?
  -I nɔ klia se ivin if Idɛn de, na kɔmyunis Idɛn! A bin si sɔntin we tan lɛk dis na di fim we dɛn kɔl "Red Utopia!"
  -Ɛn ivin if na so, i fayn ya. Una vile Amɛrikin dɛn fɔ blem fɔ di tru se wan tɛm wi bin lɛf di kɔmyunis rod fɔ divɛlɔpmɛnt ɛn go insay una predatory kapitalizim.
  - Eksaktli bay we yu kɔmɔt. Yu bin kɔmɔt de fɔ yusɛf, yu nɔ bin gɛt maynd fɔ se nɔ!
  -Di pipul dɛn nɔ bin want dis!
  Sɔmbɔdi in kray bin ambɔg di tɔk. Di smɔl man we dɛn bin de bit, we bin gɛt blɔd, bin muf.
  -Na wi ol padi di Fuhrer. King Kong de alayv.
  "I klia se dis nɔto di layf we pɔsin kin day afta i dɔn day, ɔltin kin at, ɛn wi kin si di brus dɛn."
  -Ah, a tink se yu luk fayn.
  -Maybe, bot soon wi go discover, en I"m komplitli nekɛd.
  Na da tɛm de, Hitlɛr bin es in ed ɔp, wan brus bin de ɔnda in yay, ɛn nɔ bin gɛt inof tit na in jaw. Bɔt di edman fɔ di Tɔd Rayk bin tɔk klia wan.
  -Yɛs, if dis na Ɛl, dat min se Setan nɔ sɔri fɔ mi. Udat in dɛbul dɛn una na?
  -Wi na ɔdinari pipul frɔm di fiuja!
  -So i klia se Wales na taim mashin. Wai yu de stare, yu tink se a bi so idiot as dem de portray mi fo yu nyuspepa. Rɛd kɔlɔ fayn, bɔt fayv pɔynt sta dɛn we de bɔn dairekt na di skay rili bad. So, afta ɔl, i bin de bifo mi.
  -Udat na in!
  -Yu Stalin na yu! A ɔndastand wantɛm wantɛm usay yu de kɔmɔt, i bin jɔs tu nɔ go izi!
  Hitler bin stret ɛn waka krɔs di miro.
  -Wi don bak to di fiuja! Naw dɛn go jɔj mi. I tan lɛk se na dat mek dɛn sɛn yu fɔ pul mi, bikɔs yu no se if a nɔ gɛt mi jɛnɛral, Jamani dɔn day!
  -En she bin doomed eniwe. Hey, una ɔl tri gɛt una an pan una ed.
  Wan grup fɔ fɛtman dɛn we wɛr krimsin fɛt-fɛt sus wit hama ɛn sikl na dɛn chɛst, sɔm fɛt-fɛt rɔbɔt dɛn bin de go na dɛn tɛlipɔt wantɛm wantɛm. I bin tan lɛk se dɛn kɔmɔt na di tik tik ays wit laytin spid. Di rɔbɔt dɛn bin tan lɛk spayda dɛn we de mek bad bad tin dɛn, na dɛn bin de trowe pawa lɔp, ɛn dɛn bin de suspɛnd ɔl tri na di ays.
  -Dɛn go kɛr yu go na spɛshal prizin, dɛn go chɛk yu, ɛn pipul dɛn kɔt go jɔj yu.
  Dɛn bin separet dɛn ɛn lɔk dɛn na say dɛn we dɛn kin put dɛn wan. Afta dat, dɛn bin kɛr wi go fɔ aks wi kwɛstyɔn dɛn, usay dɛn bin de skan wi maynd ɛn tek ridin dɛn we dɛn de yuz kɔmpleks saybanɛtik ditektɔ dɛn. I bin klia se di we aw di wan dɛn we de du di investayshɔn bin de tink bin de chenj kwik kwik wan. Dɛn bin put dɛn togɛda, transfa dɛn to lɔjishɔn aysolɛshɔn wɔd fɔ pipul dɛn we gɛt ay pozishɔn. Dɛn bin alaw am fɔ wach tri-dimɛnshɔnal tri-dimɛnshɔnal program dɛn ɛn ɛni infɔmeshɔn frɔm kɔmpleks kɔmpyuta dɛn. Di lɛvɛl we di tɛknɔlɔji divɛlɔpmɛnt de ya pas ɔl di wayl tin dɛn we wi bin de op fɔ. Bɔku bɔku ia bifo dis tɛm, di planɛt bin dɔnawe wit angri, sik, wɔ, kraym, ɛn ivin ol ej. Bɔku tɛn tawzin galaksi dɛn bin kam insay di yunivasal kɔmyunis brɔdaship, ɛn dis prɔses bin kɔntinyu fɔ divɛlɔp. Wetin wi go se bɔt Dikozi? Frɔm wetin nyu istri se, di Soviet intɛlijɛns bin pul di impɔtant ɛn bad bad wachdɔg fɔ fasist, we nem Hitler, kɔmɔt. Dɔn, we bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn we bin de wok na Yurop we bin dɔn bi slev bin aks fɔ am, di Gret Lida fɔ ɔl di tɛm ɛn pipul dɛn, Josɛf Stalin, bin bigin wan fridɔm kampen, ɛn trowe di chen dɛn we kapitalizim ɛn fasist bin gɛt frɔm di pipul dɛn we de wok na Yurop, ɛn afta dat di wan ol Wɔl. Goering we tek Hitler in ples bin de insay wan wɔ wit Briten ɛn Amɛrika, ɛn di kapitalis wulf dɛn bin kɔt dɛnsɛf. Ɛn na de, wit di ɛp we di USSR ami bin gi, ɛn usay wit di sɔpɔt we di lokal fɔs dɛn bin gi, di wan ol wɔl bin bi kɔmyunis. Yumaniti bin jɔyn, ɔnda di rɛd flag, ɔl di fayv kɔntinɛnt dɛn bin klem insay wan proletarian fist. Ɛn pis bin kam na di wan ol wɔl!
  Nɔ, di wan we de wach nɔ go dɔn
  Di luk we falkɔn, igl gɛt!
  Di pipul dɛn vɔys klia
  Di wispa go krɔs di snek!
  
  Stalin de liv insay mi at
  Mek wi nɔ no sɔri-at!
  Laki se di domɔt bin opin
  Di sta dɛn bin de shayn ɔp wi!
  
  A biliv se di wan ol wɔl go wek!
  Fascism go dɔn!
  Di san go shayn brayt brayt wan!
  Di rod we de mek kɔmyunizim layt!
  Yunaytɛd mɔtalman dɔn stɔp fɔ west ɛnaji pan wɔ, kɔmpitishɔn, sɔbversiv aktiviti, stupid rilijɔn agyumɛnt we de tɔn to blɔd. Yumaniti dɔn lɛf fɔ bi di Swan, Kansa ɛn Payk we de pul di kat na difrɛn say dɛn. Naw di wɔl sayɛns bin de wok insay wan tim, sayɛnsman dɛn frɔm ɔlsay na di wɔl bin gɛt ɔl di sayɛns infɔmeshɔn. Sayns bin de go bifo ɛn di prɔgrɛs bin de go bifo kwik kwik wan. Ɔlrɛdi insay di twɛnti sɛntiwɔd, flay fɔ go na Mas ɛn Venus bin de apin, ɛn we di twɛnti fɔs sɛntiwɔd bigin, pipul dɛn na di wɔl bin rich di fɔs planɛt we nɔ de na di solar sistem. We dɛn bin de fes di Ghidorah Ɛmpaya, di pawaful tɛknɔlɔji bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de na di sayd fɔ di Yunivasal Kɔmyunis Brɔdaship. Dɛn bin win di Dikozi dɛn kwik kwik wan, ɛn di wan dɛn we lɛf pan dɛn bin go insay di kɔmyunis famili. Jɔs ɔmɔs pan dɛn lɛf? Fɔ tɔk smɔl, kɔmyunizim kɔntinyu fɔ mach fɔ win di wan ol wɔl!
  -Yu si Anjɛla. Pipul don strong and hapi nau, and una bastard kapitalis don de ful wi.
  -Yes, ɛn yu shɔ se dis na tru!
  - Yes, di fact se wi sidon ya and wi don si majestik bildin dem, and no bi ruins from gravity missiles, don olredi inaf fo mek di fainal choice fo favour fo komyunizim. A rɛdi fɔ jɔyn ɛn sav di Yunivasal Brɔdaship!
  -Yes, una Russian dem don olwes bi leftist en red. Yu Lenin, fɔ aw bɔku ia di mausoleum bin de swɛt.
  Vitaly bin slap am na in fes. Anjɛla in lip dɛn bin swel, i bin tray fɔ ansa wit wan blo na in groin, bɔt di big Romashin bin izi fɔ par di blo. Freza bigin fɔ kray, ɛn i ɛng in fayn fayn ed.
  -Aw a de lonely ya. A bin tink se yu lɛk mi ɛn yu na mi fetful wangren brɔda ɛn kɔmpin. Okay, if na so, den a don redi tu fo laik komyunizim, at least fo di sake of wi pikin, we a de kari anda mai hat.
  -A go gɛt pikin! A lɛk yu!
  Dɛn bin ɔg dɛnsɛf. Dis sem tɛm, wan klia vɔys we de tɔk klia wan bin anawns wan impɔtant gɔvmɛnt mɛsej. Di tri-dimɛnshɔnal projɛkshɔn bin sho kɔlɔn dɛn we de mach.
  -Wi kɔmyunis sayɛns dɔn mek di big big diskvayri, wi ebul fɔ gi layf bak to di big wan pan pipul dɛm - di Lida fɔ ɔl tɛm ɛn pipul dɛm, Kɔmrɛd Stalin, frɔm naw i go rul di Yunivasal Kɔmyunis Paradays sote go.
  
  Insay tranga tɛm dɛn, i bin inspɛkt wi
  Fɔ mek di wil strɔng pas stɛl!
  I bin sev di wɔl frɔm di bad bad sik
  Diya Kɔmrɛd Stalin!
  
  Dɛn kin mɛzhɔ am bɔku we dɛn
  Insay di yunivas we nɔ gɛt ɛnd!
  Yu bin opin di rayt rod fɔ wi
  Na bay we yu spɛsifa am sote go!
  
  Ɛn Bɛlin, Mɔsko, Nyu Yɔk
  Lɛk krawn we de na pɔsin in an!
  Di layt fɔ kɔmyunizim dɔn ɔn
  Di lida oli, nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ win am!
  
  A nɔ ebul fɔ diskraib di silabɔd
  Yu genius rili big!
  Yu bin ebul fɔ du dis
  Di spirit ɛn maynd fɔ jɛnɛreshɔn dɛn!
  
  Yu dɔn rayz ɔp di sta dɛn
  Yu de shayn brayt pas di san fɔ pipul dɛn!
  Di trut, di trut bin de sho
  Fɔ spre sɛns na di planɛt!
  
  Ɛn naw fɔ sote go yu
  Di Radiant Falcon de wit wi!
  Drim dɛn kin kam tru
  Di lida fɔ ɔl di spɛshal wok dɛn, Kɔmrɛd Stalin!
  
  - So Stalin dɔn rayz, ɛn i nɔ go te igen wi go gɛt bɔy pikin.
  -Lɛ wi pul di lod fast fast, dɛn tɛl mi se sayɛns de alaw wi fɔ spid di prɔses bɔku tɛm.
  Afta wan wik ɛn af, dɛn bɔn di fɔs pikin, i bin pink ɛn i bin rili wɛl, no sik pikin nɔ de tumara bambay. Ɛn pan dis ɔlide, we na lɛk di sem tɛm we dɛn bɔn dɛn, dɛn bin de anawns dɛn.
  -Dɛn dɔn gi yu di big big ɔnɔ! Stalin insɛf want fɔ si yu. Afta yu mit wit di lida, dɛn go dɔn disayd wetin go apin to yu.
  Dɛn bin kɛr dɛn wit graviti glayda go na di gɔvmɛnt os. Bɔku bɔku difrɛn kayn plen dɛn bin de kɔla dɛn we insay wan wɔndaful kavalkɛd, bɔku bildin dɛn we di sayz lɛk asteroyd dɛn bin de flɔt na di stratosfia, we bin de mek pipul dɛn sɔprayz wit dɛn spɛshal kɔnfigyushɔn ɛn dɛn bin de ple wit ɔl di kɔlɔ dɛn we di bɔku bɔku renbo dɛn gɛt. Di watawɛl dɛn we gɛt briz, gadin dɛn we gɛt vaykum, ivin di mun bin de shayn wit wan fayn fayn layt, we bin de mek di rod we de go na say we nɔ gɛt ɛnd, shayn. Di nyu kapital bin de na di mawnten dɛn na Tibet, ɛn di nyu Krɛmlin bin big wan ɔndrɛd tɛm pas di wan we dɛn mek na Mɔsko. Tri ɔndrɛd difrɛn Krɛmlin tawa dɛn bin de pas na di skay ɛn wan fayn fayn wɔl bin de rawnd am, ɛn rɛd sta dɛn we lɔng tri kilomita bin de shayn na di mawnten dɛn ed. Insay de, dɛn dɔn mek ɔltin fayn fayn wan insay Stalin stayl, bɔt dɛn gɛt teist. Ɛn na ya na di big ɔfis, na di Gret Stalin insɛf de. Vitaly bin dɔn si am bifo dis tɛm na fim dɛn ɛn na pikchɔ dɛn. Na ya, Josɛf Vissarionovich bin yɔŋ, i bin gɛt layf, bɔt i bin gɛt avrej ayt bak, i bin de smayl fayn ɛn i bin gɛt saful yay. Afta we dɛn dɔn mek am yɔŋ bak, i nɔ bin luk pas tati fayv ia, i bin gɛt mɔstaz we dɛn mek wit kɔst rɛsin ɛn fayn fayn Kɔkashian aybrɔw dɛn. Bɔt i nɔ bin tink natin, Ɛnjɛla, i nɔ bin ol ɛn ɔg lɛk aw wi kin si na wi fim dɛn. Stalin bin tɔk wit saful vɔys wit wan fayn Kɔkashian aksɛn.
  -Sidɔm, mi dia man dɛn we de rayd ɔs. Yu dɔn du fayn fayn wok fɔ wi kɔmɔn kɔntri, it ɛn drink.
  Di tebul, we bin big lɛk duzin kɔt dɛn we gɛt shado, bin rili ful-ɔp wit ɛkzotik ɛn fayn fayn it dɛn.
  -Tɛnki, Kɔmrɛd Stalin, wi go ɔna di ɔspitul, pan ɔl we wi nɔ bin de it fayn.
  -Yes, naw evri pesin de fid, shod, dres. Yu no, we a bin fɔs go na tiolojikal skul, a nɔ bin ivin gɛt but. Naw po dɔn dɔn, jɔs lɛk aw fasizm dɔn, wans ɛn fɔ ɔltɛm!
  -Wea Hitler de?
  -Usay i fɔ de! A rid bɔt yu eksplɔyt dɛn ɛn admaya dɛn ɔlsay na di fri yunivas. It ɛn drink! Yu nɔ tink se dɛn wayn ya fayn?
  Fɔ tru, di wayn dɛn bin rili fayn ɛn di fayn fayn it dɛn bin swit. Di tɔk wit Stalin nɔ bin kwik, di lida bin shayn wit sɛns, ɛn i bin sɔprayz wit in mɛmori ɛn di we aw i bin de tink klia wan.
  -We wi hang Goering, i shit in pant, wetin na shem. Truman bin beg pan in ni fɔ mek dɛn sɔri fɔ am. Na Churchill nɔmɔ day wit rɛspɛkt, lɛk rial man.
  -Yu shot Churchill?!
  Anjɛla bin sɔprayz.
  -No bi mi, na di pipul kot mek di verdict. Mi sɛf bin want fɔ sev in layf, bɔt di pipul dɛn wil, mɔ di Inglish pipul dɛn, pas ɔl!
  Di titi tɔk wit sɔprayz.
  -Bɔt wi kɔmrɛd Stalin sɛf nɔ bin lɛk Churchill, bɔt i nɔ bin ɛp yu di tɛm we di wɔ bin de?
  -Us kayn ɛp. Dat wɔ nɔ de, ɛn i nɔ ɛva apin, na jɔs wan pat we nɔ nid fɔ de na yu mɛmori, chans we yu nɔ rili no. Di ɛnimi nɔ bin kam nia Mɔsko ɛn Stalingrad. A rid ɔl yu tɛstimoni dɛn, fɔgɛt bɔt dɛn kwik kwik wan.
  -I at fɔ fɔgɛt!
  -Wi go ɛp yu!
  Stalin tinap ɛn mek wan tost.
  -Lɛ wi drink fɔ mek shɔ se di tin dɛn we wi ebul fɔ du ɔltɛm de kɔynsayd wit wetin wi want. Una na rili gud man dɛn, ɛn i go at fɔ pat wit una.
  -Yes, Kɔmrɛd Stalin, dɛn gud, mɔ in, ɛn i go at fɔ mek dɛn separet frɔm am.
  Di nos vɔys wit wan strɔng, nɔ fayn Kɔkashian aksɛn bin dip.
  -Na ya na mi lɔv! I sɔri fɔ kil dɛn, mɔ di gyal!
  Stalin in vɔys bin tan lɛk se i de bɔm ɛn i bin de fil bad.
  "Ɛn a sɔri bak fɔ Lavrenty, bɔt dis na di tranga fate fɔ wan stetman, se yu fɔ pwɛl ivin di wan dɛn we yu lɛk, yu padi dɛn we de gi yu layf pas ɔl.
  Insay Beria in an, wan bim gɔn bin de shayn lɛk wan bad bad kɔbra we gɛt bɔku ed dɛn. Vitaly bin tray fɔ jɔk, fɔ trowe di bɔtul na di bold ed, bɔt i fil se di briz we bin de rawnd am dɔn tan lɛk taytaniɔm, ɛn i nɔ bin de muf. Anjɛla bin frɔz bak we i nɔ ebul fɔ du natin.
  -Wai, wai, wai! Dɔn yu bin want fɔ mek mi savant we de sav Gɔd, nɔ ebul fɔ waka. Naw i klia se dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ lɛf yu layf!
  -I lojik fo kil di wan dem we yu owe di universal throne?
  -Fɔs, yɔŋ man, yu akt blaynd, yu nɔ no di kɔnsɛkshɔn, ɛn yu jɔs laki, ɛn sɛkɔn, if yu bin ebul fɔ chenj di kɔs fɔ istri wan tɛm, den udat go garanti se yu nɔ go ebul fɔ du am igen. Ɛn tɔd, yu no bɔku tin. Nɔ, yu fate na predetermined, bɔt so dat yu nɔ go nid fɔ day so disgustingly, lisin to mi poem dɛm, dɛn rili fit fɔ dis situeshɔn! Yɛs, mi na Stalin, di Gret Poet!
  Gloomy, sad in di dak
  Di sta dɛn de shayn bad bad wan!
  I tan lɛk se na dat na di wɔl
  Wi nɔ go ebul fɔ fɛn di trut igen!
  
  I tan lɛk se di wɔl dɔn day
  Ɛn di rod we de go na di sta dɛn dɔn blok!
  Bɔt nɔ lɔs yu ɔnɔ, ɔsman
  Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ drawn na di skay!
  Farewell, brɔda ɛn sista, Kɔmrɛd Stalin nɔ de day ɛn wi nɔ go ɛva mit igen na wi nyu layf!
  -Kɔmrɛd Stalin, duya, a kin mek di gyal gladi bifo a day!
  -Aw yu go Lavrenty, bastard, lust na dis kayn moment! Nɔ, yu nɔ go ebul, nɔ kil dɛn sloslo!
  Beria bin ɔndastand di bim gɔn, bɔku bɔku kɔlɔ rayt dɛn bin de bɔn frɔm 4 barɛl dɛn. Vitaly nɔ bin want fɔ lɔk in yay, dɔn i opin dɛn wit tray fɔ du wetin i want. So, usay Stalin bin tinap, na wan anful ashis we bin de smok nɔmɔ bin lɛf. Di pɔsin we de pɔnish am we gɛt bold bin smayl wit sɔri-at.
  -Lɛk dis! Yu na Stalin, lɛk ɔltɛm, yu rayt fɔ kil yu padi dɛn bak! Naw na mi wangren de rul di wan ol yunivas, di rɛd kiŋ, di rɛd gɔd! Bɔt una ɔl tu na pipul dɛn we de kil pipul dɛn. Yu kil Stalin, a destroy yu en no trays de. Ɛn pan ɔl dat a gɛt advays ɛn sɔri-at, a nɔ go alaw dis kayn fayn gyal pikin lɛk yu fɔ day we i nɔ test di gladi at we nɔ de na di wɔl we lɔv gɛt wit mi. Di gɔd we gɛt layf fɔ di wan ol rɛd yunivas.
  -Yu bold ɔgly tod! A de disgres yu!
  Beria pres di rimot kɔntrol, ɛn ɔl di klos dɛn nɔ de igen ɛn Anjɛla lɛf na in nekɛd wan.
  -Yu fayn o!
  Wan rɔf an we gɛt ia bin de rɛst pan wan ay chɛst we strɔng. Di praud Amɛrikin tray fɔ twitch, bɔt na wan spasm nɔmɔ pas na in bɔdi.
  -Na no yus, gyal. Dis fos fild dem no go giv yu chans, a no bi ful, a sabi wich troops yu serve in. Dɛn kɔl dis mami ɛn dadi biznɛs we nɔ gɛt wan prɔblɛm. A go gi una wan ocean of bliss, den a go kil una tu, or rather ivin tri of una. Afta ɔl, yu bɔbɔ go tek revaŋg pan mi we i big.
  -Nɔ tɔch di pikin animal!
  -O! Oh, aw wi tan lɛk, naw a go tek yu!
  Beria bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi ajɔst insɛf fɔ go insay di titi, we bin flash wit wamat ɛn shem, we sɔmbɔdi in vɔys we bin de mek i fred bad bad wan bin ambɔg am.
  - Wetin mek yu de ɛnjɔy yusɛf bak Lavrenty.
  Di edman fɔ di sikrit polis dɛn tɔn blu.
  -Yu don go, yu don dai. Na mi kil yu!
  - Na dat i kil! Bɔt a put di dayagram insay, ɛn i de tɔk to yu, fayv minit afta Stalin day, yusɛf go day!
  Beria jerk, as wan smɔl bang tear in insay. Di bɔm nɔ bin rili strɔng, bɔt i bin du fɔ te di ed kɔmɔt na di bɔdi. Di pepul mɔt bin jɔs ebul fɔ wispa. "Stalin na bastard!"
  -Yu si, Angela, wi stil win. Di spayda bit di spayda! Di skɔpiɔn in sting bin chuk di tel!
  -Tu wulf dɔn kɔt dɛn trot, bɔt wetin lɛf fɔ wi, wi nɔ ebul fɔ muf!
  - Eniwe, sooner or later dem go kom hia and fri wi, di Lida no fit ste in touch foeva.
  -Dem go shot wi!
  -Maybe dem go eksekutiv, maybe no. Ɛn ivin if day, dat min se wi bɔy pikin go gɛt lɔng layf na nyu wɔl we nɔ gɛt ɛnd ɛn we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ ɔndastand, ɛn na dis na di men tin.
  -Di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat naw mɔtalman gɛt fiuja!
  
  Na tru se i at fɔ tɔk wetin go apin
  Wetin de wet fɔ na dis nyu wɔl!
  Wi go flay go na di skay
  We yu de go insay wan sta plen!
  
  Ɔ sɔntɛm yu kin chuk di ples
  Di dip dip ples dɛn we nɔ gɛt ɛnd!
  Di wan we in maynd shap kin
  Wonderful, smart, kain pikin!
  
  Afta ɔl, yu nɔto pɔsin fɔ natin
  Lɛk bɔd yu rɔsh go na di skay!
  Yu wan mek yu drim kam tru
  Insay we sɛns ɛn fayn fayn tin dɛn de!
  
  Infɔmeshɔn bɔt di pɔsin we rayt am. Ripɔblik fɔ Belarus, Minsk rijɔn, Slutsk siti, Lenin strit, bildin 217, apatmɛnt 57, Tolstova strit, bildin 26, apatmɛnt 8. tɛlifon - "375 17 95" 5 80 05, - "375 17 95" 5 57 42 mobayl fon - "375 29" 405 80 05. mobayl fon - "375 29" 665 58 40. Intanɛt adrɛs www . mail we dɛn kin sɛn . ru ribo _123@ mail . ru Rybachenko Oleg Pavlovich, we de wok fɔ di kɔmni. MI Niknem na Spartak di Wina.
  
  
  
  DI AMI NƆTO BROTHƐL!
  
  . Chapta Nɔmba 1
  Di wɔd Mamaland na sɔntin we oli fɔ di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn
  Fɛt fɔ Rɔshia, kil ɛnimi dɛn!
  Di bɔbɔ tek di mashin gɔn we de na di holsta na in an
  Bi redi fɔ day - Rus' de alayv fɔ yu!
  
  -A nɔ ɔndastand wetin mek yu nid fɔ kɔt wit aks. We yu kin jɔs kɔt di barɛl wit lɛsa.
  Di yɔŋ man we gɛt blant ia bin de grɔmbul.
  -Ɛn fɔ mek Lesha nɔ lɔs shep. Di kɔmpitishɔn de bifo ɛn wi fɔ de insay ful bɔdi rɛdi, ɛn dis ɛgzampul de divɛlɔp di deltoid ɛn bak.
  -Ɛn di sem tɛm, trisɛps! - Alɛksi bin de gigl.
  -Nɔ slo bak, swing ɛn hit mɔ. Blɔ, blo, blo!
  Di man dɛn ad se di zil we dɛn gɛt fɔ wok ɛp dɛn fɔ kɔt wan ol kat. Winta bin de kam nia, i bin shɔt bɔt i bin rili frɔsti. Di bɔbɔ dɛn bin tek tɛm fol di pam tik dɛn we gɛt fayn fayn pepul lif dɛn. We dɛn bin tay wan wom we gɛt spay ɛn we gɛt twɛlv leg ɛn wing dɛn we gɛt ayridescent, bin ebul fɔ pul di ebi kat izi wan. Di bɔbɔ dɛn rɔn biɛn.
  Na fa fawe, di os dɛn na di vilej, we bin de stik aut lɛk karɔt, bin apia. Sɔm drayva we nɔ de tek tɛm, bin de drɔ slɛnd layn dɛn na di ɔrɛnj skay, ɛn i tan lɛk se i bin de tray fɔ mek wan wɔd we gɛt minin bak. Bɔt i tan lɛk se di graviti motoka nɔ bin de lisin gud gud wan to di stiarin, i bin jɔs mek i kin kruk.
  Ruslan bin wink in yay.
  -Yu si, Valera bai imsef nyu wil and im wan sho of.
  -Wɛl, na vaykum de wit am. As granpa Pankratov bin se, fa frɔm prɔgrɛs, klos to nature.
  I tan lɛk se i want fɔ kɔnfɔm di wɔd dɛn, wan pan di tri layt dɛn bin wink wit gladi at.
  Na da tɛm de, wan titi bin flay kɔmɔt biɛn di os, i bin fayn lɛk ros wit brayt, kwik "ɔban" ia stayl, i mek yay.
  -Una ɔl tu na jɔs switi, nɔto so, bifo yu go na Shinkar tumara, spɛn wan nɛt wit wi?
  Alɛksi bin smayl.
  -Di joyn lɔng, i de flay go na ɔda planɛt. Ɛn wi fɔ rɛst.
  -So nɔto bɔku pan wi go gɛda, na fayvtin nɔmɔ nɔ go gɛda igen. Ɛn tu tɛm go du fɔ ɔlman.
  -Dis min se yu fɔ lɛk fayvtin tɛm insay wan nɛt. Nɔ, wi want fɔ apia fresh bifo di jɔj dɛn, ɛn apat frɔm dat, wi fɔ dans na wan big stediɔm. Wi nɔ fɔ mek mistek pan ɛni ɛlimɛnt.
  "Okay guys, una kin slip fɔ naw, bɔt afta dat una go gɛt sɔm it fɔ wi, ɔdasay wi nɔ go bi padi." Ɛn, bay di we, na di kapital fɔ di sistɛm, na so pawaful stimulant dɛn de we yu kin mek wan ɔndrɛd uman gladi wan nɛt.
  -Wi don yehri boht dis, boht wi no trai am yet.
  Di titi tek dip briz, i de luk Ruslan in bɔdi, di dip slab dɛn we gɛt mɔsul we dɛn kɔt insay di figa lɛk glas. No bi fo natin se dis bois bin wan pefom fo di kapital of di fitnes sistem. If win de, na di prawd fɔ di wan ol vilej. Wɛl, wetin mek ɔl di wan dɛn we fayn, we prawd ɛn we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ kam nia, ɛn we dɛn de mek lɔv, dɛn de du yu fayn.
  Nayt insay dis wɔl we kɔnvɛnshɔn de, di wam kin stɔp smɔl ɛn tu sta dɛn kin pas di ɔrayzin. Dɔn, nyu tɛm fɔ wok kin kam. Di man dɛn de drɛs di laytst mɛtropɔliti fashɔn, dat na, rili kɔlɔ, lɛk parrot. Apat frɔm dat, i dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ yɔŋ pipul dɛn peint dɛn fes. Bɔku tɛm dis na blu-yɔlɔ-rɛd patɛn wit laytin. Insay dis fɔm dɛn kin tan lɛk klawn. Na tru se i izi fɔ was di pent wit shabonite sɔlvushɔn.
  Dɛn mek di rod fɔ go na di Spayspɔt wit graviti motoka dɛn, wit di ɛp we dɛn padi dɛn ɛp dɛn. Di siti usay di spɛshal layn dɛn kin tek ɔf nɔ big, bɔt i luk fayn. Di os dɛn tan lɛk kiub dɛn we dɛn miks wit flawa dɛn. I rili layf, smɔl smɔl watawɛl dɛn de, ɛn advatayzmɛnt projɛkshɔn dɛn de.
  Alɛksi ɛn Rɔslan bin tek dɛn lɛf, ɛn afta dɛn dɔn tɛl dɛn padi dɛn wit ɔl dɛn at, dɛn rɔsh go na wan sta ship we tan lɛk wɛl we gɛt shap nos. Fɔ di fɔs tɛm dɛn kɔmɔt na Aragɔn ɛn rɔsh go na Fiɔtɛlɛ. Di kabin dɛn nɔ rili fayn, bɔt dɛn klin, fɔ tu pipul dɛn wan rum de wit batrum ɛn graviti viua.
  -Ɔlman de ledɔm na di bed dɛn. Di ship de tek ɔf.
  Di yɔŋ man dɛn na kol, fold bed dɛn we dɛn mek wit muvable sayba-plastik ɛnvalop di bɔdi.
  Pan ɔl we i lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nɔ fil di ɔvalod, bikɔs ɔf di anti-gravtron, tradishɔn na tradishɔn.
  Di cosmoliner gɛt ɔl di amenitis, yu kin ple gem, wach gravity viewer wit tɛn tawzin chanɛl, ɔ ple sɔntin. Di man dɛn nɔ bin ɛva luk insay dis kayn wayd rɛnj bifo ɛn dɛn yay bin pop kɔmɔt. Ɛn di kayn ɛnjɔymɛnt "virtual gems" bin rich pas di wan dɛn we de na Aragɔn we dɛn de du agrikalchɔral biznɛs. Di bɔbɔ dɛn bin ɛnjɔy dɛnsɛf bad bad wan, di awa dɛn we di plen bin de flay bin de pas wantɛm wantɛm.
  We di staship land saful saful, dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ pul dɛnsɛf kɔmɔt nia di ɛnjɔymɛnt miks we "shuta" ɛn fɛn.
  Fɔs, wan impɔtant spɛshal ples bin apia bifo dɛn yay we bin sɔprayz, i bin tan lɛk wan pales we di sno kwin bin dɔn big bɔku tɛm. Di kɔtin bin de shayn fayn fayn wan, di rod dɛn we bin de ɔnda di fut bin de muf. Pantap dat, dɛn bin de rigul di spid we i de muv, we i de nia di sɛnt, i bin de fast fast, ɛn na di sayd dɛn i bin de slo. Bɔt sɔm pan di wan dɛn we jɛntri pas am, bin lɛk fɔ jɔs flay pan jet wing ɔ wit di ɛp we di anti-gravity ɛp dɛn.
  -If nɔmɔ wi bin ebul fɔ du dat. - Alɛksɛ bin tɔk wit drim.
  -Natin. - Ruslan muf, wi go win di kɔmpitishɔn, gɛt prayz, bay am.
  Di siti sɛf bin mek di wayl imajineshɔn dɛn sɔprayz, silinda skayskrɛpa dɛn bin de flay bɔku kilomita dɛn na di ays. Bitwin dɛn, big big bilbɔd dɛn bin de bɔn ɛn tri-dimɛnshɔnal ɔlogram dɛn bin de flik. Di siti sɛf na bin futurist in drim we kam tru - wan vishɔn fɔ mɔtalman sɛtulmɛnt fɔ di fyuchu. Bɔku skayskrɛpa dɛn bin gɛt dizayn we nɔ kɔmɔn. Fɔ ɛgzampul, wan pan dɛn bin tan lɛk wan big big klok we gɛt tɛn an dɛn we de rɔn kwik kwik wan, ɛn wan wɔndaful arch we de dɔŋ. Wan ɔda wan bin tan lɛk sɛvin watamɛlɔn dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn gɛda pan dɛnsɛf, di tɔd wan bin tan lɛk sta we gɛt et pɔynt we dɛn suspɛnd na fɔs fil. Ɛn di 4-ɔp strɔkchɔ bin gɛt wan big big tulip, wan dafɔdil, wan ros ɛn wan bɛl, we dɛn strɛch pan wan bayɔnɛt. Wan wan bildin dɛn bin tan lɛk tank dɛn we gɛt tɔrɛt dɛn we de rɔn, ɛn watawɛl dɛn bin de bɔn frɔm di barɛl dɛn. Sɔm pan di tin dɛn we dɛn bin bil bin tan lɛk kandy bar ɛn winda mil.
  Bɔku bɔku difrɛn kayn ship dɛn bin de flay na di ɛmirald grin skay wit wan rɛd ɛn blu sta. Di difrɛn difrɛn plen dɛn bin mek di wan dɛn we bin de imajin di wayl pas ɔlman sɔprayz.
  Di bɔbɔ dɛn we kɔmɔt na di vilej bin sɔprayz. Dɛn luk rawnd ɛn dɛn sɔprayz. Ɔltin bin so big ɛn i nɔ bin kɔmɔn.
  -Di kapital fɔ di sistɛm, dat na kul. - Ruslan bin de wispa.
  -Yes, if dis na di men siti fɔ di sistɛm, den aw i tan lɛk na di sɛntrɔm pan di galɛksi. - Alɛksɛ bin ad.
  -Probably ivin kol, if onli a bin get wings from bird"s eye view, na so wan wonda fo luk. - Ruslan rol in yay drim.
  -To ɛni wan in yon, prayz fɔ agrikalchɔral prɔdak de fɔdɔm ɛn wi jɔs nɔ ebul fɔ pe am.
  In di meantime, mek wi beta luk fo di spot palas. Biznɛs de kam fɔs!
  Bɔt tray fɔ fɛn am na dis kayn big siti, we ful-ɔp wit fayn fayn bildin dɛn. Di wayd strit dɛn kɔmplen lɛk wan labirint.
  - Wi nid fɔ kɔntakt di polisman, i go sho wi ɔltin. - na so di kwik-kwik-wit Alɛksi bin gi advays.
  Cyborg polisman wit muv metal fes sho di most welkam smayl wen di gyal dem ton to dem.
  -Yu nid fɔ go stret along Mira Avenue ɛn afta dat yu fɔ tɔn pan Stalin Strit. Na de yu go si wan bildin we tan lɛk chɛsbɔd we gɛt wan ful sɛt fɔ pat dɛn na di ruf.
  Yu no aw chɛs tan lɛk?
  -Wi si am! - Ruslan shek in ed.
  -Den a tink se yu kin figure am out. - Di rɔbɔt wink.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn rɔn go na di sɛntrɔm pat na di trak ɛn mek dɛn spid mɔ. Sɔntin we tan lɛk Rubik in kiub bin de flɔt pas: sɔm pan di nɛk dɛn chenj kɔlɔ. Stalin Strit big, i de stret fɔ bɔku kilomita, yu yay de rɔn wayl. Di man dɛn bin de go aks di polisman bak, we wantɛm wantɛm, lɛk se na frɔm biɛn wan glas we de luk, wan pales kɔmɔt. Dɛn bin bil am di kayn we we pɔsin kin jɔs si am frɔm wan patikyula angle. Ɛn dis pan ɔl we di bildin insɛf bin ay wan ɛn af kilomita ɛn in dayamita tɛn.
  Dɛn bin de kɔt rɛd figa dɛn wit rubi, blu wan dɛn wit safaya. We di bɔbɔ dɛn kam nia dɛn, di big big ɔs bin wink pan dɛn. Na di ɛntrɛ, 4 atlet dɛn we bin dɔn pɔmp bad bad wan, we tan lɛk wan mobayl, lumpy blɔk we gɛt mɔsul dɛn we dɔn divɛlɔp bad bad wan.
  -Wea una de go, suckers? - Na so di big wan pan dɛn se.
  -Wi nid fɔ go na fitnɛs kɔmpitishɔn. Ruslan bin ansa wit maynd se: "Ɛn una ol pipul dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi tu machɔ fɔ dis spɔt."
  -Den yu don let. - Di atlet we gɛt sheb ed se kɔnsiliatori wan. - Di kɔmpitishɔn fɔ hansam man dɛn tek ples yestede. Di prayz dɛn dɔn dɔn ɛn yu go gɛt fɔ go bak.
  Di brut bin wink wit provok.
  Ruslan ɛn Alɛksi tɔn rawnd, dɛn at bin pwɛl. I nɔ izi, mɔ we yu ol siksti ia, fɔ no wantɛm wantɛm se ɔl yu drim dɛn dɔn fɔdɔm. Di gyal pikin dɛn tɔn rawnd smɔl smɔl ɛn kɔmɔt na di rod we de muf ɛn waka along di saydwɔk. Da tɛm de, ɔl wetin dɛn bin want na fɔ drɔnk ɛn fɔgɛt. Di siti bin ful-ɔp wit ples dɛn fɔ drink, bɔt bɔku pan dɛn bin aks fɔ paspɔt, dɛn nɔ gri fɔ sɛl rɔm to pikin dɛn we nɔ rich 18 ia yet! Na dis enjɛl we de gayd dɛn kam ɛp dɛn. Wan slɛnd uman we bin luk lɛk se i ol lɛk tati ia so wit sɛvin kɔlɔ ia stayl ɛn layt waka jomp kam nia dɛn ɛn aks wan banal kwɛstyɔn.
  -Una de get problem?
  Ruslan bin nɔd in ed.
  -Yɛs! Wi nɔ bin gɛt natin.
  -I klia se yu kɔmɔt na agrikalchɔral planɛt, yu kam fɔ gɛt ɛkstra mɔni ɛn dɛn ful yu.
  -Nɔto rili! Wi bin de go na wan kɔmpitishɔn. Bay di we, aw yu gɛs se wi kɔmɔt na Aragɔn?
  -Natin nɔ de we simpul pas dis wit yu yunik chɔklɛt-pink-milky tan. Ɛn yu kin si di tru tin we se yu nid mɔni frɔm dɛn fes. A tink se yu want fɔ flay lɛk mi, fɔ ɛgzampul. Di uman brok away frɔm di wata ɛn flay ɔp di saydwɔk.
  - Dat na amazing, of kos wi want am.
  -So chans de fɔ gɛt bɔku mɔni insay wan rili shɔt tɛm.
  -Aw? - Di padi dɛn se wit wanwɔd.
  -Yu rili fayn. Bɔku uman dɛn go rɛdi fɔ shel bɔku mɔni fɔ wan nɛt wit yu. Na plenti milian pipul de ya - lustful females.
  Di man dɛn yay bin layt, dɛn bin gi dɛn wan we we rili izi ɛn we fayn fɔ mek dɛn gɛt mɔni.
  -Dem no tu old. - Jɔs in kes, Ruslan aks.
  - Wel, wetin yu de tok abaut? Di sakrifays dɛm we di mɛrɛsin we dɛn de du tide dɔn mek fɔ mek di tin dɛn we gɛt layf bak, so dat i nɔ go te igen, nɔ uman dɛn we bin de trade trade nɔ lɛf. At least bitwin di rich pipul dɛn. Fɔ ɛgzampul, a dɔn ol lɛk tu ɔndrɛd ia so, bɔt a tan lɛk dis.
  -Jɔs awesome. Dɔn wi gri.
  - Dat na wɔndaful tin, bɔt fɔ naw lɛ wi drink to di pɔsin we wi sabi. Mi nem na Krivulina.
  -Wetin bɔt wi ej?
  -No wori, a get garters.
  Fɔ tru, insay wan fayn fayn ba, i bin izi fɔ lɛ dɛn tɔn dɛn wan glas we gɛt gold fizzy liquid, we dɛn vishɔn bin de swim frɔm, ɛn di wɔl bin tan lɛk renbo ɛn gɛt briz.
  Di bɔbɔ dɛn laf mad wan ɛn slap dɛn sayd. Dɔn, dɛn de grin, dɛn flot kɔmɔt na di ba.
  Dis tɛm ya, di kɔni kɔni titi dayal di kɔmpyuta breslɛt, i prɛs di ki dɛn, i transmit di mɛsej.
  -A jos manage fo get tu kiut vilej ful. Dɛn go bi wi slev ɛn dɛn go wok fɔ smɔl mɔni. Di ayɛn vɔys bin de muf fɔ ansa.
  -Mek shɔ se yu nɔ mis dɛn. Dɛn fɔ put di pikin dɛn pan drɔgs, dɔn dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ kik igen.
  -A sabi di ikwipmɛnt, bɔt na di ɔkshɔn dɛn fɔ apia fresh ɛn ful wit trɛnk.
  - Dis na yu prɔblɛm dɛn Krivulina.
  -Naw a go deal wit dem.
  I tek dɛn tu bɔbɔ dɛn ya an, ɛn kɛr dɛn go na di sho sɛnta. Pipul dɛn we nɔ kin pas na di rod we nɔ kin apin so ɔltɛm kin luk dɛn wit sɛns. We dɛn de go insay, "bul" dɛn grit dɛn, bɔku bɔku mɔsul dɛn ɛn sɔm kɔmbat rɔbɔt dɛn. Di mɔzl dɛn we de mek pipul dɛn fred we dɛn kin yuz lɛsa mashin gɔn dɛn kin mek di wan dɛn we nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ maynd shek shek. Krivulina sho dem in ID en dem let dem in witout eni kweshon. Ruslan bin ivin de provok di "bul dɛn" bay we i bin de tɔn in an nia in nos. Dɛn bin sho dɛn tit, bɔt dɛn nɔ tɔk natin, i tan lɛk se disiplin de ɛn disiplin de na di mafia. Ɔ fɔ se, nɔsay nɔ de we di lɔ dɛn strikt lɛk di kriminal wɔl. Dɔn, we dɛn go insay, dɛn go na wan lɔng kɔridɔ we de rɔn rawnd ɛn go na di dresin rum. Wan duzin fayn fayn gyal pikin dɛn bin dɔn de wet fɔ dɛn de.
  -Dis guys na yu own. Mek gɔd dɛn wit dɛn. - Krivulina bin smayl. Di gyal pikin dɛn nɔd fɔ sho se dɛn gri.
  -Evritin go bi di haiest standad.
  Like a wave of surf dem hit di guys. Dɛn bin de was dɛn, kɔl dɛn, masaj dɛn, ritɔch dɛn, pan ɔl we dɛn skin bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi smɔl. Wi bin de yuz di shampoo dɛn we dia pas ɔl ɛn we i tan lɛk se na uman dɛn. Dɔn dɛn kin smɛl am wit ros ɔyl ɛn afta dɛn dɔn du bɔku inɛma, dɛn kin klin di bɛlɛ ɛn di insay.
  -Wetin dis na fɔ? - Alexey bin tray fɔ protɛst.
  -Yu go sav di uman dɛm we dia ɛn laŋaj pas ɔl na di planɛt. Ɔltin fɔ fayn ɛn nɔ fɔ smɛl we nɔ fayn. Afta dɛn dɔn polish di man dɛn gud gud wan, frɔm dɛn tit to dɛn fut, dɛn bin dɔn lɛf dɛn wan. Di bɔdi dɛn bin de bɔn frɔm di masaj, di blɔd bin de bɔl. Krivulina kam nia dɛn bak, i wɛr pepul dres, in lɔng aylash dɛn de shayn wit gold.
  -Naw i luk lɛk se yu dɔn rɛdi. Naw dɛn go kɛr yu go na di ɔkshɔn. Na de, dɛn go chaj di prayz we pas ɔl fɔ di fɔs nɛt. Yu fɔ du wan ɛrotik dans fɔ mek di uman dɛn kam insay yu an. Ɛn tink bɔt ɔmɔs mɔni dɛn go gi yu fɔ wan nɛt.
  -Uswan bɛtɛ, jet wing ɔ anti-gravity? - Ruslan aks naively ɛn nɔ fayn.
  -Antigrav bɛtɛ, yu kin flay go na di spes pan am, ɛn di wing dɛn de wok nɔmɔ na di ay atmosfɛs. - Krivulina put di mɔs gud-nature luk. - Ɛn una, mi bɔy pikin dɛn, sabi dans.
  -Bifo di fitnes kompitishon, wi lan plenti dans. Wan pan dɛn na "Swallowtail of Sex".
  - Jɔs du am, ɛn a go wach. Myuzik!
  Plasma kɔmpyuta dɛn bin de opin di rɛptɔri.
  Di man dɛn bigin fɔ dans we kin smol ɔ, difrɛn frɔm dat, i kin tɔn to ebi ebi ren. Di muvmɛnt dɛn we dɛn bɔdi we gɛt mɔsul dɛn bin de muv bin de mek pɔsin kɔle.
  Krivulina insɛf bin fil wan pawaful tin we i bin want fɔ du. I bin want fɔ atak wit di wamat we taygres kin vɛks. Bɔt di sizin wil ɛn di abit fɔ peshɛnt bin tɔn to strɔng.
  -Yu na gorgeous, bot fo nau, dres op. Rɔbɔt dɛn bin de kɛr baskɛt dɛn we gɛt taksido dɛn we dɛn tek tɛm ayɛn insay di ɔl.
  -Insay dɛn yu go luk lɛk di jentlman dɛn we bin de trade, dɔn gras ɛn sloslo, yu fɔ pul dɛn kɔmɔt. - Krivulina mek yay. - Yu no wetin difrɛns de bitwin prostitut ɛn gigolo. Klosap ɛni uman kin bi prostitut, bɔt nɔto ɔlman kin bi gigolo. Ɛn una na prist dɛn we Gɔd lɛk! Maybe stay wit wi en wi go sain kontrakt fo wan ia. Den yu go mek fortune en bi rili kul.
  -Wetin de hapun? - Ruslan put pan siriɔs fes. - Na wi pasɛnt nɔmɔ fɔ ay pas dat.
  -Wɛl, fɔ tru, di kɔndishɔn dɛn we fayn pas ɔl na fɔ yu.
  Dɛn bin sayn di kɔntrakt insay fayv sɛkɔn. Alɛksi bin rid di lɔ ɛn kɔndishɔn dɛn.
  -Dis min se di bɔku bɔku savis dɛm fɔ mami ɛn dadi biznɛs, ɛn wi kin gɛt 60 pasɛnt. Ɛn di ɔda wan dɛn na fɔti.
  -Ɛn dis na fɔ rɛnt ples, sikyɔriti, ɛn ɔda smɔl smɔl spɛns.
  -No, a de dimand et pesen!
  -Wi gri! - Cyborg chenj di nɔmba dɛn we de na di kɔntrakt wantɛm wantɛm. We dɛn put di sayn dɛn, Krivulina kam wit wan glas smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl.
  -Ɛn naw to di ɔkshɔn. Nɔ mek wi at pwɛl.
  Di ɔl fɔ sɛl bɔdi dɛn we gɛt layf bin tan lɛk stediɔm ɛn wan big arena. Di pipul dɛn we bin de bay nɔ bin de biɛn di tint fɔs fil dɛm, ivin dɛn vɔys bin chenj.
  Dɛn bin de sɛl bɔku gyal pikin dɛn we nekɛd na ɔkshɔn, ɛn naw pipul dɛn we nɔ de chenj chenj, pipul dɛn we nɔ de chenj kin pe atɛnshɔn to wan nyu tin we pipul dɛn kin tɔk bɔt. Pan ɔl we Alɛksi ɛn Rɔslan bin de tek bɔku bɔku drɔgs, dɛn bin shem. I nɔ kin fayn we bɔku bɔku yay dɛn we de luk yu. Di yɔŋ man dɛn bin blush smɔl, dɛn bin de luk dɔŋ. Ɛn i bin tan lɛk se di shem we dɛn bin de shem bin mek di bid gɛt ilɛktrishɔn mɔ.
  -Yes, dem stil bi vajin. - Dɛn yɛri sɔmbɔdi in at-rending skream.
  Alɛksi bigin fɔ muf, ɛn di myuzik we dɛn bin dɔn de wet fɔ fɔ lɔng tɛm bigin fɔ ple. Di man dɛn bin fri dɛnsɛf smɔl smɔl frɔm dɛn klos. Di mɔ we dɛn nɔ bin de wɛr, na di mɔ dɛn bin de muv fast ɛn ɛnjɔy. Di bargayn dɔn bigin.
  -Orijinal prayz. Wan tawzin rubles.
  -A blink wans - tu tawzin.
  Di stej dɛn bin de go ɔp kwik kwik wan. Naw dɛn dɔn rich twɛnti tawzin, ɛn di gold Rɔshian rubul na di mɔni we at pas ɔl na di galɛksi.
  We dɛn yɛri dis, di yɔŋ wan dɛn we de pul di klos dɛn ɔl bin gɛt inflamed ɛn inflamed. We di tɛm dɔn, i bin tan lɛk se natin nɔ bin lɛf pan dɛn. Ɛn di prayz dɛn bin de kɔntinyu fɔ go ɔp. Fɔ dɔn, Ruslan kɔt in swimin trɔnk dɛn ɛn jomp ɔp lɛk got, de wev in rɛspɛkt. Alexey join am, di gyal dem bin klia wan in a frenzy.
  Fɔ dɔn, di prayz fɔ dɛn bin rich wan ɔndrɛd tawzin rubles. Ɛn nɔbɔdi nɔ bin tray fɔ win di fayn fayn mɔni we ikwal to wan ɛn af milyɔn intagalaktik dɔla.
  -Sales we dɛn de sɛl! Naw insay 24 awa yu go bi Arachelo in yon.
  -Dis Arachelo must bi temperamental uman if i redi fo pe dis kain som fo wi. - Ruslan rɔn in tong oba in lip, i bin de tink se i go gɛt nyu sɛkshɔnal advantej.
  Dɛn put dɛn insay wan graviti vɛn we dɛn lɔk, ɛn i tek ɔf fayn fayn wan na wan say we dɛn nɔ no. Di flay nɔ bin lɔng. Dɛn land na wan yɔlɔ lawn we de na di ruf fɔ wan fayn fayn pales. Fɔ tap ɔl dis, i bin tinap pan wan il, ɛn yu kin si di wan ol siti frɔm bɔd in yay. Di bɔbɔ dɛn bin rilaks ɛn dɛn bin gladi, ɛn dɛn bin grit dɛn fayn fayn wan dɛn we rili wɔndaful. Dɛn kɛr dɛn go na di rum dɛn we de insay di kiŋ in os. Na de dɛn bin put dɛn bak insay di pul, dɛn bin polish dɛn skin we bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi tan lɛk pal ɛn dɛn bin pas tu ɔ tri chaj dɛn we de gi layf. Fairly cheered up, dem go na di slip kwata. Bɔku kɔlɔful miro dɛn we de na difrɛn angul dɛn wit spɔtlayt dɛn bin de shayn di big ɔl. Na di midul, wan bed bin tinap we big lɛk tɛnis kɔt, we dɛn mek wit gold ɛn aydɔl statu dɛn. Wan tint strim bin de rawnd am, ɛn nia de, smɔl watawɛl dɛn bin de we dɛn mek wit strenj animal dɛn figa dɛn we dɛn kɔt. Di bɔd dɛn na paradays, we dɛn tay wit ribin, bin de siŋ.
  -I so fayn ya. Di pɔsin we de invayt pipul dɛn fɔ dɔn rili fayn.
  - Yes, uman we nɔ fayn nɔ go ebul fɔ gɛt da kayn wɔndaful teys de.
  -We dɛn rich, wi dɔn ɔlrɛdi de wet wit peshɛnt.
  Wan mach we de mek pipul dɛn fred bigin fɔ ple, ɛn dɛn yɛri wan rɔbɔt in vɔys we tan lɛk mɛtal.
  -Arachelo dɔn kam.
  Di man dɛn bin de ɛkspɛkt ɛnitin, bɔt dɛn bin sɔprayz.
  Wan fat pɔsin we tan lɛk ipopotamus bin kray pan di kap. Na bin man, bɔt na bin man we nɔ kɔmɔn, in fes bin kɔba wit pimples ɛn blemishes, in nos bin huk. Bold skull, ia we tandul na di ed dɛn. I bin wɛr blak klos we de ayd in big big figa.
  -Dat di kɔkrɔs dɛn drɔp dɛn ed. Dɛn nɔ bin de tink! - Di monsta bin de bark. - Naw una na mi slev ɛn a go fos una fɔ sav mi to di ful mak.
  Di monsta pul in klos ɛn shek in fat bɛlɛ. Di log we gɛt saiz we de mek pɔsin fred bigin fɔ muf.
  -Yuz yu tong, wok wit yu lip, en den a go get fo wok pan yu but. Wetin nɔ klia!
  -Yu na freak! - Ruslan bin de wispa.
  -Wetin yu tink, gigolo, yu tink se na fayn fayn anti dɛn nɔmɔ we gɛt lɔv de wet fɔ yu.
  So yu miskalkul, ɛn na dat mek yu go gi mi di fɔs blowjob. If nɔto dat!
  Insay di Pithecanthropus we gɛt bɛlɛ we tan lɛk pɔt in an, wan bim gɔn we gɛt sɛvin barɛl bin de flash.
  -Wɛl, slev dɛm, una go obe mi?!
  Alɛksi rɔn go bifo ɛn nil dɔŋ.
  -Yɛs, sa!
  -Dat na beta. Fo dis yu go stat fos, usai yu prefer fo mout o fo donki?
  -Na di mɔt, oh mi masta. Di yɔŋ man dayv dɔŋ, lɛk se i want fɔ ol in rɛspɛkt. Bɔt fɔ tru, i bin de aim di an wit di blasta. Wan shap jɔk ɛn i nak am ɔnda in ɛlb, dɔn i ol in an wit in tit. Di brut ala ɛn drɔp di bim gɔn. Alɛksi bin pik am ɛn shot am na in bɛlɛ we i de waka.
  -Na so i "faggot." Yu go sabi aw fɔ pest bɔy pikin dɛn.
  Di wayl animal bɔs, in mit splat, splat di miro dɛn. Dɛn bin lɛf di brok brok "puk" fɔ ledɔm rawnd insay rɔtin.
  -Na so i bɛtɛ. Mek wi get away! - Ruslan bin kɔmand.
  Alɛksi, we ol wan bad bad blasta na in an, bin gɛt mɔ kol blɔd.
  -En wia wi de go? Gad dɛn de ɔlsay, ɛn wi de ɔp di skayskrɛpa pales.
  Ruslan bin blush.
  -A nɔ bin ivin tink bɔt am. Bɔt nɔ sidɔm wansay.
  - Nɔ, fɔ tru. Luk wetin lef pan dis krokodail.
  Alɛksi bin pɔynt to di bɛlt we gɛt blɔd.
  -So wetin. Wetin wi nid dis dayapɛt fɔ?
  -Dis nɔto daypa, bɔt na antigrav. Mek wi fasten wi sef to am en flay. - Alexey dip di aksesori insay wan atifishal strim, was di fetid blɔd. Dɔn, di bɛlt tɔn to we i de kɔntrol insɛf, ɛn a put am pan misɛf.
  -A bin tink se i go wayd, bɔt i tɔn aut fɔ jɔs rayt. Na dat auto-fitting min.
  Naw sidɔm na mi sholda, lɛ wi tek ɔf.
  -Wi fɔ fɔs go na di balkɔn, apat frɔm dat, wi fɔ drɛs lɛk dis rawnd di siti...
  -A si, i tan lɛk se wi go gɛt fɔ fɛt wi we tru. Ɛn nɔ wɔri bɔt klos - i wam, i de waka rawnd af siti nekɛd - Alɛksi wej di ebi bim gɔn na in an ɛn disayd fɔ go na di say we dɛn de kɔmɔt.
  -Lɛ wi brok tru di opera!
  Tu rɔbɔt dɛn we de fɛt, we gɛt wɛpɔn dɛn, nɔ bin ɔndastand wantɛm if dɛn fɔ shot di wan dɛn we lɛk dɛn masta ɔ nɔ fɔ shot dɛn, ɛn dɛn kɔt dɛn wan tɛm. Girls we bin nekɛd af-af bin rɔnawe wit wan kray we bin de mek dɛn at pwɛl. Alexei purely intuitively ton on di belt en bigin pik op spid. Ruslan nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ tɛm fɔ jomp pan in bak. We wi de go, wi kam mit wan ɔda pe fɔ saybɔg. Dɛn bin ebul fɔ opin faya, bɔt lɔk bin de wit di bɔbɔ dɛn. We dɛn bɛn ɛn muf go na di sayd, dɛn bin de avɔyd di rayt we de kil pipul dɛn, ɛn Alɛksi insɛf bin de du tin we nɔ gɛt wan bɔt. I dɔn yus fɔ fɛn animal dɛn we de muv, ɛn yuz pistɔl, ɛn dis na gud lɛsin. In patna nɔ bin slow sɛf. I bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ Ruslan pul di bim gɔn ɛn i bin de kray wit sɔri-at.
  -A want fɔ shot bak.
  -Na di! A trɔst yu. If nɔto dat i at fɔ stiar ɛn faya di sem tɛm.
  Di man dɛn rich na di bolkɔn ɛn rɔsh go na di skay. Di rayt bin hit mi frɔm biɛn bak. Di layn we bin brok we dɛn bin de flay bin mek di rɔbɔt dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ aim. Ruslan ansa rili kɔrɛkt wan, i hit, bɔt da tɛm de, di laser bim tɔch in bare sholda smɔl. I bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ di yɔŋ man drɔp di blasta ɛn kech am wit in an. Mit we dɔn bɔn bin de smɛl, ɛn mi sholda bin de at bad bad wan.
  -Damn am! A bin gɛt hit!
  -I kin bi se i wɔs pas dat. Alexey mek wan zigzag na di ays, Ruslan klos fɔ fɔdɔm. "Naw wi fɔ tek tɛm."
  -Den mek wi blo kwik kwik wan fo di nest of debauchery. I ivin tan lɛk to mi se dis go mek Gay sik.
  Di pales nɔ bin de igen kwik kwik wan. Di yɔŋ man dɛn bin kol smɔl ɛn wach wit intres as di flawa dɛn na di skayskrɛpa dɛn de blo. Frɔm di tap, i bin tan lɛk se di siti fayn mɔ ɛn i nɔ izi fɔ ɔndastand.
  Di drɔ we i drɔ we nɔbɔdi nɔ go biliv, fit fɔ mek Rafaɛl in brɔsh. Di mosayk bin de shayn so ɔnda di saful saful layt we tu san dɛn bin de gi.
  Wantɛm wantɛm, Alɛksi bigin fɔ siriɔs.
  -Yu sabi wetin wi du. Dɛn bin sok wan big lump. Ɛn naw di wan ol mafia na di planɛt, ɛn di polis dɛn, go de na wi tel. Yu ɔndastand? Wi na pipul dɛn we de kil dɛnsɛf.
  -Aw yu nɔ go ɔndastand? We wi nɔ gri fɔ sav di "faggot," wi de sɛt wisɛf as pipul dɛn we nɔ de fala lɔ. So wetin de naw? - Ruslan bin kɔnfyus.
  -Just run, run away from dis kapital.
  -Usay fɔ go nɛks? Dɛn de kam fɔ lanch wan planɛt-wayd sɔch fɔ wi ɛn wi go mɔs kech.
  -Den maybe insay di fɔrɛst. Pan ɔl we di mɛtropɔlis big, wi kin ayd na dip tik tik.
  - Yɛs, na dis planɛt dɛn dɔn kɔnt ɔl di tik dɛn, ɛn nɔbɔdi nɔ want fɔ ayd lɛk animal ɔl yu layf. A gɛt wan ɔda gɛs. - Alɛksi put in yay dɔŋ."Fɔ sɔrɛnda to di ɔtoriti dɛn bay wilful ɛn tɛl ɔltin to di polis."
  -Nɔ! - Ruslan bin protɛst wantɛm wantɛm. "Den di mafia go kil wi rait fo wi sel." Ɛn di rank dɛn kɔrɔpt. A gɛt ɔda aidia, a tink se i bɛtɛ.
  - Wel, go bifo, ɛksplen am. - Alexey don rayz im ed, wen dis metropolis go fainali end?
  -A rid insay wan buk aw tu man, we de avɔyd prizin, jɔyn di ami. Ɛn dis bin sev dɛn frɔm pipul dɛn we bin de tɔn dɛn bak pan am. - Ruslan bin nɔd in ed.
  -To Ami. Yu kin min spɛshal fɔs dɛn na di spes.
  -Yes ɛksaktɔli! Elite Rɔshian yunit dɛn. Bay di we, a bin de drim fɔ sav de fɔ wan ia ɛn afta dat a go kam bak hang wit ɔda ɛn medal dɛn. I go bi kul as sta terminator.
  -OK! Dis na tinkin, bɔt usay wi go fɛn Rɔshian bays?
  -A bin luk di map dɛn bifo a kam ya. I de na di Nɔt Pol. If wi de flay stret ɛn stret na di nɔt ɔltɛm, wi go rich de.
  -Great Russia na di kontri we pawaful pas ɔl na di galaksi. Ɛn di say dɛn we i de bays de na ɔlmost ɔl di planɛt dɛn.
  Di gyal dɛm, afta dɛn chɛk wit di luminaries ɛn bak luk di holographic map we dɛn tek frɔm di anti-gravity belt, tɔn to di target. Dɛn bin gɛt fɔ rɔsh kwik kwik wan, grup dɛn we dɛn bin de sɔprayz bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi apia biɛn dɛn.
  - A put am na maksimal spid. Hol am tayt tayt wan. - Alexey bin kɔmand.
  Di tin we di briz nɔ bin ebul fɔ mek di briz bin de go bifo, ɛn di skin bin bigin fɔ bɔn bikɔs i bin de miks. Ɛn di bad bad pipul dɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ kam nia dɛn. Sɔm pan dɛn bin tan lɛk barakuda we de it animal dɛn we gɛt wing.
  Di gyal dem hunch ova fo ridyus air resistance. Di skin bin kɔba wit blista dɛn. Dɛn bin shot tu-tri shot frɔm di wan dɛn we bin de rɔnata dɛn. Di rayt we bin de bɔn bin pas klos klos nia de, dɔn di faya stɔp.
  -Tek di suckers dem alive. - Di kɔmand bin fala.
  Di wan dɛn we bin de bit bin de kam nia. Dɔn Ruslan nɔ bin shem, i pul wan bim gɔn ɛn bigin fɔ shot bak. Fɔ mek i nɔ mek di tin we bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi at fɔ am, wɔs, i bin tray fɔ bit motoka dɛn we gɛt graviti ɛn rɔbɔt dɛn. I tan lɛk se strɛs bin shap di instinkt dɛn, ɛn nɔto wan mistek bin de bikɔs ɔf fred. Di saybɔg dɛn bin fɔdɔm biɛn kwik kwik wan, bɔt di pipul dɛn bin bigin fɔ vɛks. We dɛn bin de kam nia dɛn klos klos, dɛn bin de provok di man dɛn.
  -Pɔpi dɛn! Wetin dɛn put insay dɛn pant. Naw wi go sɛn yu na di ɔndawɔl.
  Dɛn bin bit Ruslan wit nyutrɔn wip. Wan bad bad pen bin chuk di bɔdi. Bikɔs i bin rili fil bad, i prɛs di trig dɛn, ɛn sɛvin lɛsa kaskad dɛn bin fɔdɔm pan di gangsta dɛn wantɛm wantɛm. Dɛn bin blo bɔku motoka dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin shot di fɛtman dɛn we bin kɔba wit slɔd ɛn we wɛr gɔn dɛn we de fɛt graviti. Di mafiosi dɛn bin de muf na difrɛn say dɛn. Bɔt pan ɔl we dɛn bin lɔs, dɛn bin de rɔsh fɔ kil di bɔbɔ dɛn. I tan lɛk se dɛn op se dɛn go mek dɛn sɔfa bad bad wan afta dɛn dɔn kech dɛn. Dɛn bin bit di bɔbɔ dɛn wit wan gɔn we de mek pipul dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ waka. Pan ɔl we Alɛksi bin ebul fɔ mek di dɛd lɔp bak, dɛn bin kech Ruslana smɔl ɛn in an nɔ bin ebul fɔ du natin. I nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ tɛm fɔ ambɔg di bim gɔn we bin de slip na in finga dɛn.
  Ɛn afta dat, gi wan shɔk wit yu lɛft an. Wan tu bandit dɛn bin bɔm.
  -Salvɛshɔn dɔn nia. - Alɛksi bin ala. Na dis na di base.
  We dɛn bin de fa, wan ayland we bin rili fayn bin rili apia wit rawnd tawa dɛn we dɛn dig insay di grɔn, mɔt dɛn we bin de kɔmɔt na do fɔ bad bad tin dɛn, ɛn fɔs fil dɛn we bin de flik.
  I tan lɛk se di gangsta dɛn bin no bak se dɛn "legitimate" prey de kɔmɔt, ɛn dɛn opin faya fɔ kil.
  Bay sɔm mirekul, Alɛksi bin rɔnawe pan tu-tri chaj dɛn, ɛn Ruslan bin ebul fɔ shot tri ɔda fɛtman dɛn. Dɔn in lɔk chenj, sɔm rayt dɛn nak in bɔdi wan tɛm, ɛn i dayv shap shap. Kɔnshɛns bin de shek shek, di skay bin de shek shek, tɔn ova ɛn nak in ed. Di layt bin fade - kɔnshɛns bin dɔn ɔt.
  Di bɔbɔ dɛn wek frɔm wan fayn fayn tin we dɛn bin de fil. Wait chɛmba dɛn bin de rawnd, ɛn wan klia vɔys bin de siŋ.
  -Di rijenereshכn prכsεs dεn kכmplit. Dɛn dɔn put di sojaman dɛn bak fɔ du dɛn wok. Grap!
  Di man dɛn jomp ɔp ɛn ɔtomɛtik tuck dɛn bɛlɛ, tray fɔ tan lɛk se dɛn lɔng.
  Wan big yɔŋ man we gɛt sajin in strɛp dɛn rɔn go insay di rum.
  - Wetin raw mit, yu bin rili swɛla! Naw put yu an dɛn biɛn yu bak ɛn go to di tɔp bras fɔ aks kwɛstyɔn. In di meantime, trowe pan dis!
  I tos dɛn wan grey ɔvalayz.
  Dɛn kɛr di bɔbɔ dɛn go, jɔs afta dɛn go insay di ɛlifant, sɔntin shek ɛn afta smɔl tɛm dɛn si dɛnsɛf na wan ol we gɛt brayt brayt brayt wan.
  -Zero-spatial transishɔn we de apin. - Alexey wispa, ɛn a bin tink se na sayns fikshɔn nɔmɔ i de apia.
  -Wetin di yɔŋ man dɛn de stare pan? Tu jenɛral dɛn go tɔk to yu.
  Ɛn fɔ tru, wan layt bin nak dɛn na dɛn fes, ɛn wan olografik pikchɔ bin apia. Tri sojaman dɛn we wɛr fil yunifom bin de luk di bɔbɔ dɛn.
  -Wetin mek yu tray fɔ go insay di bays?
  -Wi no trai, mafia militants bin de chase wi. - Ruslan bigin. "Wi bin jɔs want fɔ liv."
  -En dem disayd se di Russian army go ayd yu anda dem skit.
  Dɔn Alɛksi bin kam insay di tɔk. I bin gi insɛf wan tɔyn we de disayd fɔ du sɔntin.
  -Wi bin rili biliv se yu ami nid wi. Wi want fɔ bi Rɔshian sojaman dɛn.
  Di jenɛral dɛn bin mek lɛk se dɛn sɔprayz.
  -Yu want bɔku pikin, ɛn yu shɔ se wi go aksept yu insay wi rank. Afta ɔl, dɛn nɔ de gi dis to ɔlman, ɛn nɔto jɔs volontia dɛn we kɔmɔt na ɔl di wɔl de sav wi ami, bɔt na di bɛst pan di bɛst pipul dɛn de sav wi.
  Ruslan bin but insay di tɔk.
  -Mi ɛn mi padi strɔng pan bɔdi, wi de rɔn fast ɛn shot fayn. Nɔ lɛk siti pikin dɛn, frɔm we wi smɔl, wi bin dɔn yus fɔ win prɔblɛm dɛn ɛn liv wok layf.
  -I fɔ gɛt vidio rikodin fɔ aw dɛn brok tru pan di antigrav, i de rikodɔ di sityueshɔn we de rawnd fɔ tri dez. - Alexey bin put am insay.
  -Aw yu no dat? - Ruslan bin opin in yay.
  -A rid am lɔng tɛm bifo, ɛn afta dat di rayt tɛm di infɔmeshɔn kɔmɔt.
  Di vɔys bin de bɔm lɛk tɛnda we de klap.
  -Wi dɔn ɔlrɛdi stɔdi di vidio ɛn mek kwɛstyɔn bɔt yu. Yu rili gɛt gud data ɛn wan fayn fayn riakshɔn. Get in lain, prayvet pipul. Na dis de yu kin rayt yu nem na di fɔs trenin kɔs fɔ spɛshal fɔs dɛn. Ɛn insay tri mɔnt, dɛn go sɛn yu na ɛlfaya. Wi de asaynd yu to pat nɔmba 13, Mak Ɔwɛl. Ɔltin klia!
  -Yɛs sa! Kɔmrɛd Jɛnɛral!
  -Mach, lɛft mach!
  Di sajin bin nud dɛn layt wan wit in baton, di impak mek wan blu strit swel.
  -Naw nyu layf dɔn bigin fɔ una sivilian dɛn.
  Dɛn kɛr dɛn go na di say usay dɛn de mek di parede, ɛn wan patikyula big big animal apia bifo di bɔbɔ dɛn.
  -Dis na Mak Ɔwɛl. - Dɛn bin de wispa frɔm biɛn.
  - Di wan dɛn we de tɔk! - Di monsta we bin de insay di liɔtɛnant in yunifom bin de swɛt. - Bikɔs yu gɛt di trɛnk fɔ chat, dɔn put yu bɛlɛ na grɔn - fayv ɔndrɛd push-ap. Wan tu Tri!
  Na uman we bin lɔng tu mita ɛn i bin we wan ɔndrɛd ɛn tati kilogram. Na da sem tɛm de, i bin tan lɛk statu we dɛn mek wit kɔst we gɛt mɔsul dɛn we de mek pɔsin fred. Dɛn dɔn drɛs in shɔt ia wit laytin bolt, ɛn wan tatu na in fes de mek i tan lɛk kɔmik buk.
  -Fasta, fasta sloths. - Star Amazon hit di bak of di lagging soja dem wit ilektrik baton. Dɛn bin de kray bikɔs dɛn bin de fil pen we dɛn nɔ bin want. Ruslan ɛn Alɛksi nɔ bin want fɔ mek dɛn spid mɔ, ɛn dɛn bin de tray fɔ avɔyd di gɔn we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ mek pɔsin nɔ ebul fɔ waka.
  -En yu"r nyu, notin. Kwik. - Maka grin in fes. - Yu go gɛt ɛkstra trenin fɔ dis. En yu ar fasta schnel! - Ɛn wan ɔda blo wit baton.
  Di sojaman dɛn, we bɔku pan dɛn na pipul dɛn bak we dɛn kin tek fɔ wok fɔ, bin mek dɛn muv kwik kwik wan.
  Dɔn Maka sidɔm pan Ruslan, i tuck in leg dɛn ɔp. Di yɔŋ man bin de swɛt bikɔs i bin de tray, bɔt i stil ebul fɔ du tɛn push-ap frɔm di flɔ, dɔn i fɔdɔm.
  -Yu mɔsul dɛn rili wik. Wɛl, akɔdin to di pɔsin we de rayd am ɛn di ɔs. Ɛn naw yu go fil wetin na "virtual".
  Di sojaman dɛn rɔn go na wan spɛshal pat na di say usay dɛn de mek di parede.
  -Naw yu go ɔvakom wan ɔbstakl kɔs as klos as pɔsibul to kɔmbat kɔndishɔn.
  Di sojaman dɛn wɛr dɛn ɛlmɛt, ɛn di wɔl we bin de rawnd dɛn chenj wantɛm wantɛm, big big ɔlogram dɛn bigin fɔ muf.
  . Fɔs, pan ɔl di wɛpɔn dɛn, na wan smɔl laser dagɔ nɔmɔ dɛn bin de gi dɛn. Di fɔs rod bin de along wan say we de rɔta we bin de slipul na sɔm say dɛn. Virtual monsters, sɔm dɛn fiba mɔtalman, ɔda wan dɛn gɛt bɔku tentacles, bin atak dɛn. Fɔs, di monsta dɛn nɔ bin de fast pasmak, ɛn dis bin mek di wok izi. Bɔt di dischaj dɛn bin kech Ruslan ɛn Alɛksi smɔl. Dɔn di man ɛn in wɛf bin yus to am ɛn bigin fɔ du tin wit wanwɔd mɔ. Insay di nɛks stej, wi bin gɛt fɔ jomp pan mɔs we de flɔt na di ays, rɔnawe pan naif dɛn we de flay, ɛn kray oba waya we gɛt tik. Di fɛt bin de kam tranga mɔ ɛn mɔ, ɛn di wan dɛn we bin de agens dɛn bin de muf fast ɛn fast. Na tru se i bin kam pɔsibul fɔ yuz wɛpɔn dɛn we dɛn dɔn kech, we dɛn kin yuz bak we dɛn kin yuz fɔ fɛt, bɔt we dɛn prɔpati dɛn kin rili fiba di rial tin dɛn we kin kɛr day. Di fɛt bin de kam fɔ bi intrestin mɔ ɛn mɔ. Na ya dɛn de fɛt na wan planɛt usay wata fɔs de tɔn insay wan strim ɔnda dɛn fut, dɔn di likwid ɛliyɔm we de slipul bad bad wan de flɔ, ɛn dɛn de faya pawaful lɛsa dɛn frɔm ɔp ɛn dɔŋ, grenade dɛn we de kil pipul dɛn de bɔn. Dɔn dɛn bin go insay wan ples we bin de chenj ɔltɛm wit big big briz. I kin blo frɔm di frɔnt, ɔ, difrɛn frɔm dat, i kin pres insay di bak. Ɛn di ɛnimi dɛn de chenj ɔltɛm, sɔntɛnde dɛn kin flay lɛk wasp, sɔntɛnde dɛn kin kray lɛk snek we gɛt pɔyzin. Bɔt yu kin kam fɔ fɛt ɔltɛm, yu kin jomp frɔm wan pletfɔm to ɔda wan, ɛn ivin ol atifishal flay ɛn lizad dɛn leg ɛn flay kɔmɔt na trap wit dɛn ɛp. Mɔt dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin kin klik frɔm biɛn lɛk maws trap, tit dɛn we lɔng mita kin shayn wit laytin bolt. Di nɛks stej na dɛzat we gɛt san we de sok bad bad wan, i nɔ pɔsibul fɔ tinap fɔ wan sɛkɔn, yu leg dɛn kin stɔp, ɛn yu stil gɛt fɔ shot ɛn chuk. Na ya, fɛtman dɛn we wɛr mask, sɔm pan dɛn wɛr klos, de fɛt dɛn. Gravity plen de flay, we yu nɔ go ebul fɔ ayd ɔ rɔnawe pan, laser bim go skata di san. We i kam in kɔntakt wit di bɔdi, wan ɛl pen bin de, i bin tan lɛk se dɛn swɛt di insay wit rɔla ɛn ful-ɔp wit ɔt ɔyl. Di nɛks stej na volkeno erupshɔn, yu fɔ rɔsh go ɔp wit spid we nɔ pɔsibul fɔ biliv, shot di ɛnimi in kɔmbat saybɔg dɛn. Ruslan bin dɔn taya bad bad wan, in yay dɛn bin blɔk wit monsta dɛn ɛn di ɛnimi we bin de rawnd am, ɛn ɔl dis nɔ bin de dɔn. Ɛn we di nɛks stej, vayrɔyal ston dɛn bigin fɔ fɔdɔm pan am, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ tu-tri ebi ebi hit dɛn dɔn am. Alɛksi bin taya bak bad bad wan ɛn i bin de tray tranga wan. Fɔ dɔn, an-to-an fɛt bin de wet fɔ am na di ɛnd, di monsta we rili bad bin rɛdi fɔ las. Dɛn bin mek am wit mɛtal dɛn we gɛt wata, ɛn dɛn bin de ol layt-sab dɛn. Dɛn de flash wit spid we nɔbɔdi nɔ go biliv, di atak de kam wan tɛm frɔm ɔp, frɔm di sayd ɛn frɔm dɔŋ. Yu nɔ kin gɛt tɛm fɔ fɛt bak, ɛn ivin if yu ebul fɔ kɔt yu an, nyu wan kin gro wantɛm wantɛm. Na tru se di fɛt nɔ bin ikwal, ɛn i nɔ tu te, dɛn kɔt dɛn an, dɛn fut, ɛn afta dat dɛn ed, afta dat dɛn kɔnshɛns bin ɔf. Dɛn bin kam fɔ no kwik kwik wan, pipul dɛn we gɛt mɔ ɛkspiriɛns bin de nak dɛn na dɛn chɛst.
  -Wɛl, wetin na bastard. Na wan sayba monsta bin hack yu to pieces. - Sinia Sajin Boris Korovin ironically pok fun pan di gyal dem.
  -Tray am yusɛf bifo yu sho ɔf. - Ruslan ansa wit wamat.
  -Ɛn a rich lɛvɛl tritin na dis vayrɔyal program, ɛn yu stɔp na lɛvul siks.
  -I nɔ bad fɔ di wan dɛn we de bigin. - Maka Orwell bin intavyu wantɛm wantɛm. Di diva we dɛn bin dɔn pɔmp bin mek fist dɛn. - Dɛn gɛt ɔlmost di bɛst rizɔlt pan nyu wan dɛn. Una na brɔda dɛn?
  - Kɔzin dɛn.
  -So mɔ di bɛtɛ, as yu de gɛt ɛkspiriɛns yu go ebul fɔ kɔmplit ɔl di sɛvinti sɛvin lɛvul dɛn.
  Di liɔtɛnant bin wink wit kɔni. - So faw nobodi don sakses. Naw rɔn go na di ples fɔ it.
  Di ɔl usay dɛn bin de kɛr di it bin big, ɛn na rɔbɔt dɛn we bin rili fast bin de krɔs di it. As pɔsin go tink, di it na bin sintetik ɛn kɔmpakt. Sojaman in tɛm rili valyu, ɛn afta dɛn dɔn swɛla di pils dɛn kwik kwik wan, di sojaman dɛn layn bak. Dɛn bin de drayv dɛn te dɛn rich di limit, dɛn bin de rɔn wit ful kɔmbat gia tru tin dɛn we de ambɔg dɛn, trowe naif ɛn bɔku ɔda tin dɛn. Di men trenin, lɛk aw pɔsin go tink, na bin jɔs lɛk aw dɛn bin de du am. Ɛn di fyzikal aktiviti na 100% ɛn di difrɛn kayn fɛt-fɛt sityueshɔn dɛn na jɔs tin we nɔ pɔsibul fɔ biliv. I kin intrestin mɔ we dɛn de ple di fɛt na spes. Yu de insay spɛshal kɔmbat sus ɛn rial day mashin. Turn ɛn shot. I go mɔs bi se di tin we at pas ɔl na fɔ fɛt wit pɔsin lɛk yusɛf. Yɔŋ fɛtman dɛn kin fɛt dɛnsɛf, dɛn kin bɔn, dɛn kin brok, dɛn kin gi dɛn injɛkshɔn we kin mek dɛn fil pen. Ɛn ɔl dis kin apin we dɛn de flay, dɛn gɛt fɔ masta aerobatic maneuvers. Ɛn fɔ tru, nɔto jɔs tɔn, tɔn, sɔmsalt, bɔt na ful sɛt we dɛn kin yuz fɔ flay mɔdel dɛn fɔ fɛt sus. We di trenin dɔn, mi nɔ bin de si fayn, ɛn mi mɔsul dɛn bin de swɛ bikɔs a taya. Afta di sojaman dɛn dɔn swɛla di pils dɛn we de gi dɛn tin fɔ it, dɛn go insay di nit barɔk, we dɛn dɔn peint wit flawa dɛn ɛn say dɛn we dɛn de fɛt. No trɛnk nɔ bin de ɛn dɛn fɔdɔm lɛk sak fɔ slip. Ruslan bin de ala ɛn tos ɛn tɔn insay in slip, ɛn i bin de drim bad bad drim dɛn. Wantɛm wantɛm sɔntin we ebi fɔdɔm na in chɛst, di yɔŋ man bigin fɔ chok ɛn opin in yay bikɔs i de fred. Siddon pan am na di imposing Maka. Ruslan bin tray fɔ tɔn rawnd, bɔt shild dɛn bin de rawnd in bed we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ go insay.
  -Nɔ fred, nɔbɔdi nɔ go yɛri wi. - Wan saful vɔys we wispa. Dɔn di diva krɔs di yɔŋ man, ɛn prɛs in lush lip dɛn to in mɔt. "Yu na mi ɔnda mi, a want yu."
  Ruslan bin jɔs de fil bad, in big fes we gɛt tatu, in brayt sholda, ɛn in bɔdi bilda mɔsul dɛn bin jɔs de mek i vɛks. I bin praktis nekɛd, i bin de pres in ay bare brɔst, shap nipples bin de skrach in skin.
  -If yu no wan volontia, a go jos rep yu. - Ledi Kong se ɛn pail pan wit in ɔl mas. Fɔ tru, i bin rili strɔng ɛn i nɔ bin wik atɔl, bɔt Ruslan we bin layt pasmak nɔ bin ebul fɔ bia wit am. I bin ebul fɔ strɛch am, ɛn i bin mek in rɛspɛkt go ɔp wit shap muvmɛnt dɛn. Afta dat dis big big nimfomaniac bin rayd am. Na bin madnɛs, di yɔŋ man bin disgust ɛn gladi di sem tɛm. Di maynd bin de protɛst, bɔt di yɔŋ bɔdi bin de aks fɔ lɛ dɛn fri am. Dɛn kam di sem tɛm ɛn Maka ala lɛk kaw we de wam. Dɔn dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk, bɔt dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk to dɛnsɛf. Ruslan bin ivin fil wan patikyula spɛshal gladi at bikɔs wan uman bin de rep am. Afta wan duzin ɔrgazm, i bin dɔn satisfay ɛn in bɔyfrɛn bin taya. Ɛn di tɛm we dɛn bin dɔn gi fɔ slip dɔn dɔn. Di sayba drɔl we nɔ gɛt ɛnd bigin bak. Di bɔbɔ bin de shek shek afta da kayn nɛt de we big big briz bin de blo, bɔt di liɔtɛnant, difrɛn frɔm dat, i bin gladi ɛn fresh.
  We i si in at pwɛl, i gi am wan pil. Taya nɔ bin de igen lɛk se na an, ɛn di tin dɛn we de mek pɔsin taya bin de shap mɔ ɛn mɔ. Di sayban ɔbstakl kɔs dɔn bi mɔ kɔmpleks ɛn i dɔn lɔng. Pipul dɛn ɛn rɔbɔt dɛn we de fɛt, ɛn ɔda pipul dɛn we kɔmɔt na ɔda galaksi dɛn, bin de tek pat mɔ ɛn mɔ pan di fɛt. Insay dɛn, dɛn kayn big big animal dɛn de we mek i ivin sɔprayz aw saybanɛtiks bin ebul fɔ mek dɛn kayn tin dɛn de bak. Terribul mɔlti-lɛvɛl mɔt, bɔku tɛm na lɛk twɛnti insay wan, fleksibul huk klo, mɔlti-barɛl bim trowe, ɛn thermoquark gravity yunit. Pikchɔ dɛn we de mek pɔsin fred, ɛn di teknɔlɔji rili difrɛn, frɔm rawnd kapsul to stori dɛn we de mek yu fred we yu blɔd de rɔn kol. Sɔm sivilizayshɔn dɛn kin gi dɛn teknɔlɔji fɔm dɛn we kin mek pɔsin fred bay wilful, ɛn dɛn kin kɔnt pan di we aw pipul dɛn de biev. Ɛn bɔku trɔnk dɛn de, yu fɔ jomp ɛn bɛn fɔ mek di lɛsa nɔ go ambɔg yu. Sɔntɛnde, i kin hit, ɛn faya we tan lɛk ɛl kin chuk di bon dɛn. Ivin if i virtual, i hit di rial tin lɛk hama we dɛn mek wit flaym. Fɔ dɔn, flat tank dɛn we gɛt bɔku bɔku barɛl dɛn kin apia. Dɛn shot de go insay di spes so tik dat i tan lɛk se nɔto wan fri milimita de. Di bɔbɔ dɛn kin lɔs kɔnshɛns bak bikɔs dɛn kin shɔk dɛn pen. Dɛn kin briŋ dɛn kam na dɛn sɛns ɛn trowe dɛn bak insay di plasma "fɔrna". Nɔbɔdi nɔ no us we, bɔt yu ebul fɔ sev, kɔl, bɛr yusɛf na grɔn. wit evri awa εn evri minit di riakshכn de bi mכr akyu, di bכdi de muv fast fast, εn di mכsul dεm εn di ligament dεm de bi mכr fleksibul. Naturally nimble guys kin bi kul pas kat en fast pas cheetah. Apat frɔm we dɛn bin de tren di bɔbɔ dɛn we bin de taya, dɛn bin gɛt ɔda prɔblɛm dɛn bak. Di nɛks nɛt, Ɔwɛl in Maha kam to dɛn bak. Dis taim di horny lieutenant bin want lov wit tu guys at once.
  -Ugh, aw yu de pervert! - Alexei groan, afta wan had de i nɔ bin gɛt di smɔl smɔl want fɔ mek lɔv.
  Bifo dat, Maha bin de ple ple.
  -Wi go luk fɔ swit spat na di bɔdi na mi bed. Bɔy, bi man, a nɔ go kip una bizi fɔ lɔng tɛm tide, una taya so. Ɛn tumara, slip wan awa afta dat.
  Dis nɔto di fɔs tɛm fɔ mek dɛn du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit di bɔy pikin dɛn. Ɛn if dɛn se nɔ to man dɛn, dɛn nɔ bin dɔn yus fɔ se nɔ to uman dɛn.
  We tu de pan dɛm i so ekstravagant ɛn tikl yu nerves, yu kin gɛt bɔku gladi. Di man dɛn strɔng, ɛn Maha nɔ taya, so di krayzi res dɛn bin las fɔ sɔm awa. Di prɔmis we a bin prɔmis fɔ mek a slip na mɔnin bak nɔ bin apin. Di man dɛn bin gɛt ed we de at ɛn dɛn mɔsul dɛn bin de pen, ɛn dɛn bin fos dɛn fɔ rɔn nyu we fɔ krɔs bɔku bɔku saybanɛt fɛt-fɛt dɛn. I bin tan lɛk ɛl, bɔt di trenin bin stil yusful fɔ gɛt sɛns fɔ du soja. Bɔt i bin klia se Mahi bin de kray wit ɛrotomania. Wan tɛm bak, we dɛn bin de mek lɔv, Alɛksi bin tɔk wit jok.
  -Wi de mis di tɔd wan. Sɔntɛm wi go ad am!
  Maha bin nɔd in ed.
  -Of course wi go ad am! Fɔ ɛgzampul, sojaman Kravchuk gɛt fayn fayn bɔdi ɛn in fes nɔto natin. Mek wi lɛk wisɛf, insay tri brɔda dɛn.
  Na bin di ayt fɔ mek pipul dɛn kray, bɔt na tri pan dɛn bin de. Naw, lɔv gem dɛn dɔn hot pasmak.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin yus smɔl smɔl to di frantik ritm fɔ tren ɛn di krayzi watafɔl fɔ lɔv. Smɔl smɔl di de dɛn bin de fiba dɛnsɛf, ɛn insay di fɛt-fɛt we i bin de fɛt, i bin ebul fɔ du am sote i nɔ bin ebul fɔ pas bɔku sojaman dɛn we bin dɔn fɛt wɔ. Speshali, dɛn bin lɛf Sajin Bɔris Kɔrovin fa biɛn. Bɔris bin vɛks bikɔs dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi tek am se na avrej pɔsin, bɔt na ya di yɔŋ goldfinch dɛn bin pas di man we bin ebul fɔ snɛf di plasma fa fawe.
  -Ɛn yu gɛt talɛnt. - Maha bin bare in tit. - Big wɔ go de soon ɛn wit yu data, i nɔ go te fɔ sidɔm na di rank ɛn fayl.
  -Wea wi go fait?
  -Na sikrit, bɔt na so i bi, a go tɛl yu. Di Nisipyano sivilizayshɔn, we na wan rays we fɛt fɛt pipul dɛn we de blo fluorine, de pripia fɔ invayshɔn ɛn atak stet dɛn we Gret Rɔshia de sɔpɔt.
  -Na dis rumors ya?
  -Fɔ naw, yes, bɔt dɛn kin tɛnd fɔ kam tru. - Maha snar ɛn twist in fes we dɔn ɔlrɛdi vɛks.
  -Wɛl, wetin at fɔ tren na tin we izi fɔ fɛt! - Alɛksi shek in fist. Tide dɛn ebul fɔ krɔs di fɔti lɛvul. I klia se di prɔgrɛs de go bifo.
  -Den wi go shoot. - Ruslan ad wit gladi at. - Viktri de wet fɔ wi.
  -Wɛl, una na stupid man dɛn. Afta ɔl, insay wɔ dɛn kin kil. Na ya yu jɔs de fil pen we dɛn hit yu, bɔt na de wan mistek de ɛn yu sol de flay go na ɛvin. Ɛn usay sayɛns stil nɔ no.
  -Wɛl, wit dis kayn bɛlɛ we nɔ satisfay, yu go mɔs go na Ɛl!
  -Ɛn yusɛf, as kɔmplis dɛn fɔ du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs di we aw Gɔd nɔ want. Tof gyal dem go mek ekselent gigolos, alduo yu get amazing abiliti fo faiya dem. A op se tumara bambay una go bi hypermarshals. Insay da tɛm de, layn ɛn rɛdi fɔ kɔmɔt wantɛm wantɛm.
  Di bɛst trenin tɛm fɔ rikrut insay pis tɛm na siks mɔnt. Ɛn we di wɔ bigin, dɛn kin ridyus am to tri mɔnt. Bɔt tri mɔnt inklud ɔl-tɛribul intensiti, nɔto wan minit fri tɛm, tɔtal drɔl. So, afta tri mɔnt, di sojaman dɛn we gɛt jɛnɛtiks gift na bin wan mashin we dɛn mek fɔ day fayn fayn wan ɛn we de wok fayn fayn wan. Na tru se apat frɔm trenin, ɔltra-mɔdan famakɔlɔji, ɛn bak magnet inflɔɛns, bin ple bak wan pat. Di Nayt dɛn bin impɔtant kwik kwik wan bay we dɛn yuz bayɔɛnjɛnɛri. Dɛn bin lod di fɔs tawzin pan wan smɔl transpɔt we gɛt wan duzin plasma kanɔn dɛn, tri duzin shɔt-wev bim trowe dɛn we de faya puls plasma chaj, ɛn wan ebi ebi vaykum disintegreta we de brok di glukɔnik bɔnd dɛn na di mɔlyul dɛn ɛn mek di ples fɔdɔm na di say we dɛn de. Dɔn dɛn lod di ɔda wan dɛn. Naturally pawaful kruiz ɛn fɛtman dɛn bin gɛt mɔ pawaful wɛpɔn dɛn. Bɔt Alɛksi ɛn Rɔslan bin jɔs gɛt wan jenɛral aidia bɔt di fɛt we dɛn bin de fɛt na di spes. Afta ɔl, dɛn nɔto payɔnia, ɛn di wan dɛn we de mek lɛk se dɛn de flay, bin mek am pɔsibul fɔ mek dɛn nɔ shot dɛn dɔŋ insay di fɔs fayv minit dɛn. Dilivri to di sayt bin kol, dɛn bin alaw di sojaman dɛn fɔ rilaks we dɛn de flay ɛn dɛn bin gri fɔ ple difrɛn gem dɛn bitwin dɛnsɛf ɔ di sayba-kɔmpyuta. Pan ɔl we di tin bin rili tranga, no opin wɔ nɔ bin de yet. Di sojaman dɛn bin de agyu if wan go de atɔl. Bɔku pan dɛn bin want fɔ fɛt ɛn fɛt. A nɔ bin ebul wet fɔ tray di skil dɛn we a bin dɔn lan na di barɔk.
  . Chapta Nɔmba 2
  Bɔt i kin bita fɔ gri se pipul dɛn de we de tɔn dɛn bak pan di Rɔshian ami. We di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn we bin gɛt zil bin de rɔsh go ɔda wɔl dɛn, fayv sta Jɛnɛral Mak Kutyata bin bigin fɔ tɔk wit di ɛnimi dɛn. Wɔ dɔn de na di oval planɛt we nem Yahorona fɔ tu ɔndrɛd ia. Tu ɛmpaya dɛn, we bin de biɛn bak bay di kɔsmik standad, bin ol dɛnsɛf dɛn trot wit day grip. Dis wɔl bin pwɛl bad bad wan bikɔs ɔf wan wɔ we bin tek lɔng tɛm ɛn, pan ɔl dat, i bin gɛt bɔku tin dɛn we di wɔl gɛt, ɛn di tin we valyu pas ɔl na di minral we dɛn kɔl toda-pluton. Gridi Kutyata bin de op fɔ ful in pɔs fayn fayn wan. Afta i dɔn kɔnɛkt wan sikrit graviti kɔnekshɔn, i swɛ wit wamat insay di ɛtɛ we de na di sabspɛs.
  -Nɔ, Mista Prɛsidɛnt. A nɔ de ɔfrɛd jɔs tu tawzin skel, ɔ mɔ kanɔn fɔdɔm. Dis na fayn fayn fɛtman dɛn we dɛn tren fayn fayn wan, dɛn nɔ tan lɛk yu Lapte Guard. Dɛn ebul fɔ brok brik wit dɛn finga ɛn nak flay we de fa wan kilomita. Dɛn kayn man ya go pas di rank dɛn fɔ di militant dɛn na di Bata Ɛmpaya izi wan lɛk aks tru pal bali. Ɛn a de gi garanti se wan pan dɛn kayn tɛmnɛta de go kil una ɔl.
  -Bɔt, tu ɔndrɛd tan tod-pluton tu bɔku. Pantap dat, wan bulɛt we de go na di tɛmpul ɛn ɔl wetin go lɛf frɔm di "tɛrminatɔ" na bren we dɔn bɔyl saful saful.
  -Mista Prɛsidɛnt, dɛn go wɛr mɔdan bɔdi amɔ ɛn ɛlmɛt we go ebul fɔ bia wit bɔrst frɔm ebi ebi mashin gɔn ɔ dairekt hit frɔm landmayn.
  -Den sɔntɛm yu go gi dɛn bim trowe. If na so i bi, dɛn go gɛt valyu fɔ sɔntin.
  -If a du dis, den rɔmɔr go rich ɔda planɛt dɛn wantɛm wantɛm se Rɔshian wɛpɔn dɛn dɔn apia na Yakhoron. Ɛn dis dɔn ɔlrɛdi denja fɔ mi.
  -If yu nɔ gɛt yu pafɛkt wɛpɔn, wan tawzin nɔ go win di wɔ, bikɔs bɔku bɔku sojaman dɛn de tek pat pan am. Ɛn pipul dɛn we de trowe bim ɛn fɔs fil kin gɛt disisiv impak pan di kɔs fɔ di kɔnflikt.
  -Okay, bɔt dis de inkrisayz di fi, te to tu tawzin tan.
  -Dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ tink bɔt am. Dis min se wi fɔ ɛmti ɔl wi asɛnal dɛn.
  -Wetin gud dem if yu no geht no aidia aw fo yus di toda-pluto. Bɔt if yu nɔ gri, a go tɔn to di Bath Empire. Prɛsidɛnt Katavani go akɔmod mɔ.
  -Wetin if yu yunivasal sojaman dɛn nɔ gri fɔ obe wi?
  -I nɔ go izi fɔ mek ɛni wan pan dɛn swɛla di chip ɛn dɛn go program am fɔ obe ɔltin.
  -Den mek wi tink.
  -Tink, bot jos kwik, a nid fo kom op wit go-ahead mi sef.
  Mak Kutyata bin ɔp di fon, dɔn i dayɛl ɔda kɔd.
  -Prɛsidɛnt Catavani de lisin. Wan klik bin de na di ɔda ɛnd na di graviti link.
  -Se "Krechet" fɔ tɔk. A go shɔt: if yu want fɔ win di wɔ, den a go gi yu tu tawzin fɔs klas fɛtman dɛn, we gɛt di laytst tɛknɔlɔji. Ɛn in ritɔn yu fɔ gi mi tri tawzin tan toda-pluton.
  -Wetin yu de kɔmɔt na yu maynd! - Catavani bin ala.
  -Wɛl, as yu want! Jɔs mɛmba se di Prɛsidɛnt fɔ di Kitobani Ɛmpaya, yu ol "padi" Blistra, gri fɔ pe dis mɔni. Ɛn na bikɔs ɔf ol padi biznɛs nɔmɔ a gri fɔ tek smɔl mɔni lɛk tri tawzin tan mɛtal we de bɔn.
  Katavani bin de kray.
  -OK! Mek dis prayz we dɛn de tek fɔ tek mɔni, de. Bɔt yu de gi mi garanti fɔ se dɛn gɛt kwaliti dɛn fɔ fɛt?
  -Wi nɔ gɛt wan dawt. Di we aw dɛn ebul fɔ fɛt ɛn di we aw dɛn de obe dɛn ɔl tu de na di ay ay levul. Bɔt, if yu nɔ gri fɔ tek mi, i nɔ go te igen yu go ebul fɔ si fɔ yusɛf.
  -Den a gri! Ustɛm dɛn go kɛr dɛn go to wi?
  -Insay tu dez, dɛn go rich wam ɛn krispi.
  Mak bin wink pan insɛf ɛn pan in yon awkward jok. Dɔn i pul wan siga na in gold sigrɛt kes ɛn, jɔs fɔ mek shɔ se i disayd fɔ kɔntakt in patna we i dɔn swɛ, we na di lida fɔ Blistra.
  -Wi gri. - Di Prɛsidɛnt bin pur.
  -So we dɛn bin de agyu, prayz fɔ toda-pluton bin fɔdɔm. So yu get choice, either yu pe fo tausin, or a go giv dem ova to di Empire of Bath. Dɛn dɔn gri fɔ tri tawzin fayv ɔndrɛd.
  Blistra bin de kray saful wan. Dɔn, we i bin de kray, i bin de muf ɛn nɔ want fɔ tɔk.
  -If dis na yu las prayz...
  -Di las wan! - Mak bin intarop.
  -Den a gri.
  -Dat na wondaful tin. We dɛn go kɛr di mɛtal go na di sayt, wan de afta dat wi go briŋ di yunit dɛn we gɛt wɛpɔn. I de kam.
  -Wea di garanti dem de?
  -Mi wod of ona min somtin.
  -Den, wit krak hat, wi go fo dis robbery.
  -Ɛn i tan lɛk to mi se yu de tif mi. A gi yu di wan ol planɛt, ɛn yu jɔs gɛt 4 tan rɔbish we yu nɔ nid.
  -Bɔt i rili valyu to yu.
  - I nɔ mata, bikɔs embargo de ɛn yu nɔ go ɛva bay wɛpɔn na ɔda wɔl.
  Ilɛk wetin i bi, rɔsh, ɔdasay yu go dɔn wit yu nos.
  Di jenɛral we bin de tɔn in bak pan di gɔvmɛnt bin laf ɛn blo wan smok we kɔmɔt na di sigrɛt we bin de kɔmɔt na in tit. Ɔltin bin pas fɔ go bifo. Dɛn go deliv mashin dɛn we de mek pɔsin day.
  Di plan rili simpul. Wan wan tɛm, i kin tan lɛk se blak ol dɛn de muf na di spes along di rod we ship dɛn de go. Dɛn nɔ tan lɛk sta dɛn we dɔn day, dɛn gɛt bɔku bɔku dimɛnshɔn ɛn dɛn kin trowe sta ship we kin hit dɛn to ɛni say na di spes ɛn ivin to ɔda yunivas. So di pɔynt na fɔ chenj di nevigishɔn program smɔl yuz kɔmpyuta vayrɔs. Dɔn dɛn kin garanti se dɛn go sok di transpɔt insay di blak ol we de waka waka. Bɔt afta dat, na tin we gɛt fɔ du wit tɛknɔlɔji. Wan tu ol dɛn de we dɛn kin yuz fɔ kɔnɛkt stik we kin mek dɛn absɔb ɛnitin, dɛn kin trowe am strikt wan
  Klostu to di planɛt we nem Yahoron. Wetin mek dis na ɔda sikrit bɔt di wan ol wɔl? Nɔ, dis na bikɔs Mak Kutyat ɛn wan ɔda jenɛral injinia we nem Alɛks Lis bin gɛt sɛns.
  So dɛn tu pul di sem kayn lay lay tin dɛn.
  We Kutyata bin de rilaks ɛn gi ɔda to sɔm kɔmplis dɛn, Alɛks Lisa bin tayp di graviti transmishɔn kɔd ɛn muf sɔntin insay di sab-ɛta.
  Ɛn di sta ship dɛn bin de glid na di spes we nɔ gɛt ɛnd. Afta we di sojaman dɛn slip fɔ shɔt tɛm we di redio wev dɛn bin de mek, dɛn bin de du ɛksesaiz na di big say usay dɛn de du jim. Dɛn bin laf gladi gladi, sɔntɛm na bikɔs ɔf di ɔnusual pharmacology we dɛn bin de pɔmp dɛn ful wit wan gladi gladi miksɔp. Di muvmɛnt dɛn bin izi, a bin want fɔ jomp ɛn rɔn. Alɛksi bin jomp wan gud tri mita ay, dɔn i land. Da nɛt de di obsessive passion bin de na diuti, ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ gɛt gud nɛt slip, intense lovmaking bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi boring, ɛn di patna nɔ bin fayn. Afta dɛn dɔn du sɔm ɛgzampul dɛn, dɛn bin sɛn dɛn fɔ go it brɛf. Bak, fɔ lanch, dɛn bin gɛt tradishɔnal pils ɛn chɛwing gam, i tan lɛk se na fɔ mek dɛn nɔ lɔs dɛn tit. Afta dis, di bɛlɛ kin stil ɛmti, bɔt di filin fɔ angri nɔ kin kam. Dɔn dɛn kin gi dɛn mɔsul ɛnhansa, riakshɔn bɔsta ɛn ɔda sojaman tin dɛn. Di bɔy pikin dɛn de obe ɔltin, dɛn dɔn wok ɔltin fɔ bɔku jɛnɛreshɔn dɛn we dɛn de yuz nanoteknɔlɔji. Afta ɔl, dɛn yon ami nɔ go pɔyzin dɛn. Bɔt di rɔbɔt weta de slip sɔm grɔn tablɛt dɛn we i nɔ no, we lɔng smɔl. Sojaman dɛn ɛn juniɔ ɔfisa dɛn kin obe dɛn fɔ swɛla dɛn. Wantɛm wantɛm, Alɛksi bin fil bad bad wan, i bin tan lɛk se dɛn pils ya bin de kɔmɔt na trɛtin, we dɛn ayd fɔ dɔnawe wit am.
  -No drink am Ruslan. I bɛtɛ fɔ ayd am biɛn yu chɛst, lɛk aw a de du, dɔn yu spit am na tɔylɛt.
  -Wetin mek Alɛksi?
  -A de sɛns denja insay dɛn. Dis na intuition na di sabkonshכs lεvεl.
  Ruslan mɛmba wantɛm wantɛm se Alɛksi bin dɔn gɛt dis. I wɔn Ruslan ɛn sɔm pipul dɛn we kɔmɔt na dɛn vilej se dɛn nɔ fɔ go na di sta fɛstival. Ɛn i tɔn to rayt, di il fɔdɔm, bɔku pipul dɛn day ɔnda di ston dɛn.
  -Ok, a biliv yu. Dat mi sef no laik dem.
  Di tɔylɛt bin smɛl fayn, i bin gɛt fayn fayn briz ɛn pipul dɛn nɔ kin go bɔku tɛm, di tablɛt dɛn bin absɔb ɔl, we nɔ bin de mek bay-prɔdakt. Di tɔylɛt dɛn shep lɛk ros, dɛn kin yuz magnɛtik trap ɛn wan tin we dɛn kin yuz fɔ trowe di tɔylɛt dɛn. Bifo Alɛksi trowe am, i ol di pil na in an, dɔn i snɛf am.
  -A gɛt gud sɛns fɔ smɛl ɛn a kin smɛl wan rili fayn, subtil smel fɔ ozone.
  -Nɔ sɔprayz, sɔntɛm dɛn tin ya na tin dɛn we lɛf pan di prodakshɔn prɔses. - Ruslan bin insay.
  -A go chɛk naw. - Alɛksi bit di pil layt wan. I bin snɛf ɛn wins.
  -Di smel bin kam strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ. Sɔntɛm wi fɔ tek dɛn apat fɔ si wetin de insay.
  -Wetin yu want, i denja fɔ klaym insay am we yu nɔ gɛt tul. Wantɛm wantɛm i gɛt wan sistɛm we de pwɛl insɛf, we na smɔl pat pan antimat, we de na wan fɔs fil. Ɛn afta dat, Boom!
  -Bɔt yu stil nid fɔ chɛk. Wi go ayd dɛn, dɔn wi go kam wit sɔntin.
  -Maybe wi kin sho am to di lieutenant?
  -Dis raregal, no we!
  Ruslan bin pres di pil na in yes.
  -I tan lɛk to mi se sɔntin de muf de.
  -Maybe na tik tik mini-bomb. Alɛksi bin gi advays.
  -Nɔ luk lɛk am! Bɔt sɔntin we de mek pɔsin fred de swɛt ɔnda di bon. I tan lɛk wan bitel we de skrach bark.
  Alɛksi bin lisin bak. I bin tan lɛk se dɔg de skrach rili kwayɛt wan.
  Na da tɛm de sɔmbɔdi in laf bin ambɔg dɛn.
  -Una na nyu man dɛm. Wetin mek yu bin de na di tɔylɛt? A lɛk fɔ smɛl parasha.
  Alɛksi ɛn Rɔslan bin tay dɛn fist togɛda ɛn tinap wan say.
  Smɔl man dɛn bin de tɛnd fɔ ɔnda-ɛstimat we dɛn de fɛt. Tri man dɛn bin go agens dɛn wan tɛm, dɛn ɔl na bin lɔng ɛn dɛn tren fayn fayn wan, ɛn dɛn bin ol tu-tri ia pas dɛn kɔmpin dɛn. Di lida, we na big big thug, bin slap fɔs. I nak wit wan rawnd os, ɛn push di wan ol wet na in bɔdi. Alexey sidɔm ɛn wit wan deft muvmɛnt trowe di ɛnimi oba insɛf. Di bɔdi krash pan di mɛtal flo ɛn in ed krash insay di tɔylɛt. Di tɔylɛt we dɛn mek wit aypataytaniɔm bin sev, bɔt tri tin dɛn bin swel na in ed wan tɛm, ɛn di big man bin swɛla.
  Di ɔda strɔng man dɛn rɔsh fɔ fɛt an-to-an. Dɛn nɔ bin big lɛk di lida, bɔt dɛn bin fast ɛn dɛn bin tren fɔ du di we aw dɛn de du tin. Di fɛt bin drɛg go bifo. Di man dɛn bin gɛt brus na dɛn fes, ɛn ɔl tu di say dɛn bin de sprɛy di tɔylɛt wit dɛn blɔd. Di chenj we dɛn bin de chenj di blo dɛn bin ambɔg wantɛm wantɛm bikɔs Mahi bin apia. Di inhumanly strong diva separet di faiya dem wit tu-tri blow, den se wit wan roar.
  -Idiot dɛn. Tri dez we dɛn arɛst am na laser kech.
  -Na bin bad bad pɔnishmɛnt. Dɛn bin de fos di wan dɛn we gilti nekɛd fɔ go na say we nɔ fayn, ɛn dɛn bin de faya lɛsa bim na dɛn sayd. Yu muv smɔl ɛn layt dischaj hit yu. Dis na sɔfa we de mek pɔsin sɔfa bad bad wan. Bɔt Maha kin wink, lɛk se i de tɔk, bɔt i go kɔst yu. Di man dɛn nɔ want fɔ tek revaŋg. Ruslan tray fɔ put di tin we nɔ go ɛva apin ɛn wantɛm wantɛm i fɔdɔm lɛk se i dɔn slip. I kin grap wit prɔblɛm ɛn bigin fɔ limp. I tan lɛk se Maha ɔndastand di gem, kɔl rɔbɔt dɛn we gɛt strɛcha. Dɛn kin pik Ruslan ɛn kɛr am go na di mɛdikal yunit. Di liɔtɛnant smayl ɛn wit wan we we de shek shek, i kam nia Alɛksi, ɛn i tek tɛm luk in yay.
  -Bɔy, yu gɛt kɔnkyushɔn. Yu nid fɔ de na ɔspitul. Alɛksi kin tray fɔ mek i nɔ gri, bɔt yu go rili ebul fɔ bia wit rɔbɔt dɛn? Apat frɔm dat, in ed bin dɔn fɛn am, so dɛn want fɔ pul am pan pɔnishmɛnt. Ɔl di bɛtɛ, i kin fayn fɔ ledɔm na bed ɔ sɔfa ɔnda laser injɛkshɔn. Di rum big ɛn fresh, fresh flawa dɛn de gro na di wɔl, myuzik de ple, ɛn bɔd dɛn de chip. Dɛn put ɛlmɛt na in ed ɛn bigin fɔ trit am. Alɛksi slip, i de drim bɔt di si, sta dɛn, di bɔtaflay dɛn we de flɔt, lɛk se in sol de go na ɛvin.
  Wantɛm wantɛm, wan sayrin de ala pan ɔltin, ɛn wan rɛd layt de shayn na di rum.
  -Atɛnshɔn! Atɛnshɔn! Di spɛshal ship bin fɔdɔm insay wan blak ol. Tek tɛm bad bad wan, sɔntɛm split kin de na di spes.
  Di ship shek, dɛn prɛs Alɛksi na grɔn. Bifo mi yay i bin de spin kwik kwik wan, dɔn i bin krɔs to smɔl smɔl. Di yɔŋ man bin blaynd fɔ sɔm tɛm. Naytmɛr dɛn bin de flash na mi maynd. We i bin dɔn opin in yay, di gladi at bin kam dɔŋ. I bin izi sɔm kayn we, lɛk se dɛn dɔn ɔf di graviti. Di bɔbɔ push kɔmɔt na grɔn ɛn flay ɔp. Ruslan bin dɔn de swim nia de.
  -En yu no se dis na big tin. A dɔn de na spes bɔku tɛm ɛn a nɔ no wetin na weitlɛs.
  We dɛn bin de fɛt insay virtual rialiti, dɛn bin gɛt fɔ ivin tik pas likwid ɛliyɔm. Bɔt dis na bin di fɔs tɛm we dɛn bin gɛt ziro graviti. Wev dɛn na di an dɛn bin de mek muvmɛnt na di ɔpɔzit dairekshɔn. I nɔ bin izi fɔ kɔntrol di bɔdi. Bɔt di man dɛn bin gɛt dɛn bia kwik kwik wan ɛn dɛn bin de flɔt rawnd di spɛshal ship lɛk bɔtaflay. Bɔku pan di sojaman dɛn bin fɔdɔm na say we dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ du natin. Di yay dɛn nɔ bisin bɔt dɛn, dɛn ɛmti, lɛk se dɛn nɔ bisin atɔl. Ivin Maha nɔ tan lɛk se i no dɛn, i luk lɛk se i pas tru dɛn.
  -Kɔmrɛd Liɔtɛnant, wek. "Ruslan de tray fɔ mek di uman we bin dɔn gɛt pashɔn, bɔt ɔl dis na fɔ natin. I nɔ de muv lɛk dɔl.
  Dɔn ɔltin kin chenj, lɛk se graviti de pas dɛn. Wan strɔng blo wit graviti baton ɛn kavya frɔm di yay - Alɛksi hit in ed. Ring na di yes frɔm we i fɔdɔm wantɛm wantɛm. Dɔn i kin mek nɔys bak. Di wɔman dɛn bigin fɔ muf, dɛn yɛri kɔmand dɛn. I tan lɛk se ɔltin tan lɛk aw dɛn kin du, di bɔbɔ dɛn kin no bay wan subtil aura se sɔntin nɔ rayt. Ivin di layt bɔl dɛn kin bɔn difrɛn we, smɔl smɔl ɛn bad bad wan. Di minit dɛn de drɛg pan penful wan sloslo, wit wan sɔk we nɔ fayn na di pit na mi bɛlɛ. I tan lɛk se i gɛt wanwɔd wit di tin dɛn we pɔsin kin tink bɔt we nɔ fayn, di kɔmand kin sawnd.
  -Ɔlman de put kɔmbat sus. Wan landin na di planɛt Yahoron dɔn nia.
  -A nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt am so kwik. - Ruslan de shek in ed.
  Dɛn rili gɛt wɛpɔn dɛn te dɛn tit. Ivin wan kɔntrol panɛl de stik aut na di mɔt, di muvmɛnt we di tɔŋ de muv kin sɛn lɛsa puls frɔm di ɛlmɛt. Di kɔmbat sus gɛt wan anti-gravity divays, wan smɔl fɔs fil, wan haypaplasma bateri ɛn tu tɛn-barɛl kanɔn dɛn. Dis na di mɔdan wɛpɔn fɔ di Rɔshian supa spɛshal fɔs dɛn. Ruslan en Alexey bin cheer up - naw dem don knee-deep in di si.
  Bikɔs di sojaman dɛn bin dɔn layn insay rank, dɛn bigin fɔ siŋ.
  No pawa nɔ de na di wan ol wɔl we ebul
  Turn Holy Rus" to rubbul!
  Mek wi Mama Land fri sote go
  Wi go bit di ɛnimi dɛn na di kɔntri tranga wan!
  No tin nɔ de we fayn pas Rɔshia we de shayn
  Insay di wan ol wɔl, nɔbɔdi nɔ de we fayn pas am!
  No tin nɔ de we go mek di wan ol wɔl gladi pas dis
  Army service - di bɛst bɔy pikin dɛn!
  Di wɔri pipul dɛn mach go na di say we dɛn de kɔmɔt, di transpɔt land, ɛn dɛn kɔmɔt na di ayfild.
  Ruslan bin notis se bɔku plen dɛn bin de we gɛt dizayn dɛn we klia wan we dɔn ol, tinap na di ɛj. Wan tu plen dɛn bin ivin gɛt prɔpala. No bi fo natin se di bois get ten fo histri. Dɛn bin notis wantɛm wantɛm se i nɔ mek sɛns.
  -Dis no bi Russian base, bot som kain museum. - Ruslan pok Alɛksi wit in ɛlb.
  -A si. I go mɔs bi se dɛn bin drɔp wi na sɔm planɛt we de biɛn. Ɛn naw dɛn want fɔ yuz am fɔ dɛnsɛf nɔmɔ.
  -I klia se wi na ideal kanɔn fɔdɔm. Ɛn wetin wi kɔmanda dɛn nɔ de si.
  - Luk, dɛn yay gɛt shed.
  Ruslan luk insay Mahi in yay dɛn we i jɔs gɛt pawa. Naw in yay dɛn bin ɛmti ɛn nɔ gɛt wan minin.
  -It"s laik se dem bi zombie. - Ruslan bin swɛt bad bad wan.
  "Na so i bi, naw a tink se a dɔn fɛnɔt wetin mek dɛn gi wi di pil." I gɛt wan chip we de chenj di bren. Naw dɛn dɔn bi pɔpet dɛn we nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ maynd.
  -A de wanda udat na di pɔpet.
  -Wi go fain out soon.
  Tu transpɔt bin de, dɛn land di sɛkɔn tawzin. Dɔn dɛn tɔn rawnd ɛn tek ɔf na di ɛj. Di kɔni kɔni Jɛnɛral Mak bin want fɔ sɛl dis dɔti di sem tɛm. Pantap dat, i bin pik Nisipyano we de blo fluoride fɔ bay. Na rare bastard, i de betray di sikrit dɛm na in kɔntri to in ɛnimi dɛm.
  Di yɔŋ man dɛn nɔ bin no ɔl dis, dɛn opin dɛn vayza we gɛt wɛpɔn, dɛn, togɛda wit ɔlman, tayp wan stɛp. Tri smɔl "san" dɛn bin de shayn frɔm ɔp - pink, grɛn, blu. Di skay insɛf bin gɛt lɛmon yɔlɔ. Di siti sɛf, we di spɛshal fɔs dɛn bin de go insay, bin tan lɛk se i grey ɛn af-af pipul dɛn dɔn lɛf am. Bɔku bildin dɛn bin pwɛl bikɔs dɛn bin de bɔm ɛn shel dɛn. Di blak ruins bin tan lɛk grev dɛn we dɛn dɔn pwɛl. Na di rod we dɛn kɔba wit asfalt, dɛn bin de si dip krata dɛn ɛn na sɔm say dɛn, dɛn bin de si sɔm tin dɛn we dɛn de yuz fɔ wok.
  Bɔku bɔku pikin dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we nɔ gɛt fut ɛn we wɛr bad bad klos bin rɔn afta di grup.
  Bɔku pan dɛn bin es dɛn an ɛn aks fɔ it. Di fes dɛn angri, di bɔdi dɛn tan, i klia se i nɔ swit na dis wɔl fɔ ɔlman, bɔt fɔ di wan dɛn we jɔs bigin fɔ liv na twin. Meja Kavibulia bin waka wit prawd bifo bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn. Bɔt in yay dɛn bin ɛmti lɛk di ɔda spɛshal sojaman dɛn.
  I tan lɛk se i bin taya wit di pipul dɛn we bin de aks am we bin de mek dɛn vɛks, ɛn i bin de faya kanɔn dɛn insay di rum, ɛn i bin de aym oba dɛn ed. Di gyal pikin dɛn rɔsh na ɔl di say dɛn, dɔti il dɛn flash, wan pan di bɔbɔ dɛn bin bɔn wit wan random rayt. Alɛksi bin sɔri fɔ di pikin dɛn, bɔt wetin i go du, tray tranga wan ɛn yu yon ed go blo.
  -Yes Ruslan, i luk laik se wi don fain wi sef fo sad wold.
  -Yu mɛmba di volontia posta - Yu go gɛt di chans fɔ flay rawnd di wan ol yunivas, mit bɔku intrestin pipul ɛn ɔda galɛksi dɛm.
  -En den kil dem. A no.
  Bɔt wi go impruv am ful wan.
  Wan fɛtman bin de buz ɔp in ed, ɛn di sayba-skan divays we di fɛt-fɛt bin de yuz bin mek i big wantɛm wantɛm. Tu-sidɔm plen wit ayrakt kanɔn, mashin gɔn ɛn rɔket. Jɛnɛral wan, natin nɔ de we spɛshal, i jɔs tan lɛk se i dɔn ol, ɛn dɛn kin tɔn di wing dɛn na di ɔda say.
  Meja Kavibulia tink bɔt di an kanɔn ɛn shot ɔp. Di fɛtman kin bɔm wantɛm wantɛm, bikɔs i nɔ gɛt fɔs fil. Smɔl dɔti kin flay go na grɔn.
  -Lɛk dis. Wan salvo ɛn di ɛnimi dɔn dɔn. - Ruslan bin fil se i satisfay.
  -Na so wi go krɔs di ɛnimi, te di bita ɛnd.
  -Ɛn wi nid am. Afta ɔl, wi nɔ go de fɛt wit di ɛnimi dɛn na Gret Rɔshia, bɔt wi go de fɛt wit pɔsin we wi nɔ no.
  -Bot fo mi i no mata, jos fo fait. - Ruslan stik aut in chɛst. Alɛksi bin de wɔnda if in padi bin tek wan grɔn pil. Dɔn i luk insay di yay. Nɔ, dɛn nɔ day, dɛn nɔ de alayv, dɛn nɔ gladi.
  -Wi fɔ sev layf ɛn tek revaŋg pan wi ɛnimi dɛn. If wi bin no udat mek wi kam ya, ɛn afta dat wi go...
  -Evribodi de on di anti-gravity devices - wi de tek of! Di kɔmand de sawnd, we min se wi dɔn kam bak na fɛt fɔ gɛt "bɛtɛ shea."
  Tu tawzin tek ɔf as wan, layn lɛk swɛla. Dɛn de muf go na di sawt, rɛdi fɔ tɔn di wɔl to ashis. Di tik dɛn we de nia di rod dɔn bɔn, di riva dɛn dɔn dray ɔ, difrɛn frɔm dat, dɛn gɛt klawd ɛn dɔti. Di ikwipmɛnt dɛn we brok ɛn ivin bɔdi dɛn we nɔ klin, de kam bɔku mɔ ɛn mɔ. Yu kin yɛri kanɔn dɛn mɔ ɛn mɔ klia wan na di fa. Dɛn kin flay kwik kwik wan ɛn sojaman dɛn kin flash dɔŋ, dɛn kin si flash frɔm voli, di grɔn kin bɔm. Bɔku bɔku sojaman dɛn we gɛt ɔg bɔks tank dɛn kin atak. Dɛn kin mit dɛn wit shot we dɛn kin shot frɔm ebi ebi gɔn dɛn. Bɔku tank dɛn gɛt tri ɔ 4 domɔt dɛn ɛn dɛn kin snar wit wamat. Bɔku bɔdi dɛn de we dɔn fɔdɔm, dɛn dɔn tramp dɛn, ɛn blɔd strɛch dɛn de frɔm di katapila dɛn. Wan kɔmand de sawnd na di ɛlmɛt, we wan strenja vɔys de gi, we sɔl lɛk womwud we dɛn put insay.
  -Atak sojaman dɛn we de yuz di rɛd-grin-brawn flag.
  We dis kayn mas opin faya wan tɛm, i kin mek pɔsin fred. Hyperplasm de pour out in wan furious storm, di graun de melt. Bɔku bɔku batri dɛn kin evapɔret wan tɛm, ɔltin kin bɔn we di tɛmpracha we kin tek bɔku bɔku mɔni. Tu tawzin fɛtman dɛn ɔl gɛt tri gɔn, dat na siks tawzin gɔn, ɛn ɛni wan pan dɛn ebul fɔ spit wan tawzin gigawatt ɛnaji. Dis na pawa we de na ɛlfaya. Ɔltin we de rawnd de tɔn to tin we tan lɛk se na di mun de, di dɛzat de fɔ bɔku kilomita dɛn. Ruslan ɛn Alɛksi dɛnsɛf kin gladi pasmak ɛn dɛn kin shot ɛnitin we de muf.
  -Wi tan lɛk enjɛl dɛn we dɔn day! Mek wi swip away matta!
  -Nɔ, wi de klin di planɛt frɔm basili! - Ruslan de biev lɛk smɔl bɔbɔ, i de stik in lɔng tɔŋ. Alɛksi pat am na in sholda.
  -Stɔp fɔ kil pipul dɛn we nɔ du natin. A tink se na taim fo kik di ass of enibodi we sen wi ya.
  -Ɛn aw yu imajin dat? Wi nɔ ivin no udat i bi.
  -Yu kin du am bɔku simpul, lag biɛn smɔl, ɛn afta dat, trowe yu kɔmbat sus, sɔlv bitwin di lokal pipul dɛn.
  - Na so simpul, i nɔ go wok. Apat frɔm dat, wi nɔ go ebul fɔ protɛkt wisɛf. Nɔ, wi nid fɔ du tin difrɛn we na ya.
  -Aw ɛksaktɔli?
  -Wi nid fɔ tink bɔt am, di sityueshɔn kɔmplikt.
  -Tink fasta, stupid ed.
  - A na stupid. - Alexey bin rili want fɔ hit in patna na in ed. I bin tray fɔ rich to am wit in bɔt, bɔt Ruslan bin sabi fɔ rɔnawe ɛn lɔk di distans.
  Afta dat, dɛn bin de rawnd smɔl, ɛn brok fɔmɛshɔn. Wan trɛtin ala frɔm di kɔmanda bin fala am.
  -Hold di lain!
  A bin gɛt fɔ go bak so dat a nɔ go mek pipul dɛn de tink se a nɔ nid fɔ du dat. Di nɛks pɔsin we dɛn bin kil na bin wan big siti. Pan ɔl we sojaman dɛn ɛn snaypa dɛn bin de na di ruf dɛn, bɔku pan dɛn na pipul dɛn we nɔ du natin bin de sɔfa frɔm dɛn faya. Wan bad bad ren bin pwɛl ɛn brok di skayskrɛpa dɛn, ɛn i bin pwɛl bad bad wan. Di bildin dɛn we gɛt bɔku stori dɛn bin gɛt faya ɛn dɛn bin fold lɛk os we gɛt kad dɛn. Di siti bin de faya, af-af nekɛd, uman ɛn pikin dɛn we dɔn bɔn bin de rɔsh na di strit dɛn, ɛn wata we de rɔn bin de kam oba dɛn frɔm ɔp. Skel dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin bin de skata na di big rod, pipul dɛn bin de rɔtin ɛn kray, bɔku pan dɛn nɔ bin gɛt an ɔ fut. Na bin bad bad tin fɔ si. Ruslan nɔ bin ebul fɔ bia, i ala bikɔs i nɔ bin gɛt op igen.
  -Brɔda dɛm, stɔp wetin una de du!
  Bɔt di blɔd man dɛn nɔ bin pe atɛnshɔn to am. Dɛn nɔ bin de fɔ dɛnsɛf igen. Ɛn di kɔmanda dɛn we nɔ gɛt sɔri-at fɔ di Kitobani Ɛmpaya dɔn disayd wan tɛm fɔ was wan pan di big siti dɛn na di planɛt, we min se dɛn nɔ go bak dɔŋ frɔm dis. Di plasma bɔtcha in nɛf de pwɛl bildin dɛn, bɔku bɔku os dɛn ɛn bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn we de alayv de pwɛl.
  Udat go stɔp dis kayn chaos?
  Alɛksi ɔndastand se dɛn tu nɔ go ebul fɔ du dis ɛn di wangren tin we i go ebul fɔ du na; Dis na diskonekt frɔm rialiti - jɔs nɔto fɔ shot.
  Kray wata de kɔmɔt na mi yay. Fɔ no se pɔsin nɔ gɛt pawa. Fɔ dɔn, dɛn dɔn tɔn dis kruk pej. We nɔto wan os we nɔ pwɛl bin lɛf na di siti we nem Tarhun, di sojaman dɛn bin stɔp fɔ faya. Di nɛks ɔda bin simpul ɛn shɔt.
  -Dɛstroy di kapital siti na Paragaea.
  We dɛn de pik spid, dɛn grup we gɛt kayt dɛn rɔsh fɔ go na nyu gol.
  -A nɔ no bɔt yu, Alɛksi, bɔt a go slo ɛn, ɔnda di pretekst se a dɔn damej, a go go dɔŋ.
  -Mi, tu, Ruslan, nɔ go ebul fɔ tolɛret dis kayn kruk kruk.
  Di bɔbɔ dɛn bin dayvɔs shap shap, ɛn dɛn bin de brok dɛnsɛf frɔm dɛn yon. Nɔbɔdi nɔ bin pe atɛnshɔn to dɛn.
  -Lɛ wi flay go fa frɔm dɛn. - Ruslan bigin fɔ taksi, i op se i go dɔn kɔmɔt na di faya rɛnj, we Alɛksi ala.
  -Luk di skay. A nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt dis kayn sɔprayz.
  Fɔ tru, wan bɔd we bin rili fred bin de flay go nia di "sigul" we bin de brist wit lɛsa nidul.
  -Wow, na at least tu tausin dem de tu en dem lek Russian speshal fos.
  -I tan lɛk se trɛtin de na di jenɛral staf, nɔto in wan.
  Tu plasma klawd dɛn bin rɔsh we dɛn nɔ tɔk natin, ɛn dɛn opin faya fɔ kil.
  Insay di fɔs sɛkɔn dɛn, dɛn shot lɛk af pan di "valchɔ dɛn" dɔŋ, di ɔda wan dɛn skata to smɔl smɔl grup dɛn ɛn bigin fɔ manej, ɛn tray fɔ trowe dɛn aim. Dɛn bin win sɔm pat nɔmɔ, di lɔs dɛn na ɔl tu di say dɛn bin de gro, di sojaman dɛn bin de mɛlt lɛk sno na di sɔmda san.
  -Lɛ wi jɔyn di fɛt ɔ sidɔm na do. - Ruslan aks.
  -Wetin mek wi fɔ risk wi layf? Afta ɔl, wi brɔda dɛn de fɛt na ɔl tu di say dɛn ɛni we. A nɔ want fɔ kil mi yon pipul dɛn.
  -A gri, bot wich kain scum bring dis kolm ya? Na ya kɔnt wan shelf na ɛni say.
  -A nɔ no misɛf. I mɔ mek sɛns fɔ tink se wan trɛtin bin sɛl wi to wan ɛmpaya, ɛn ɔda wan bin sɛl di detachment bak to wan rival ripablik. Yu nɔ go ɛva no.
  Ruslan bin tɔk wantɛm wantɛm wit raym.
  Betrayal de rul ɔlsay
  Lɔs shem ɛn shem!
  Dɛn kayn tin dɛn de we kin apin
  Dat fɔ ful pipul dɛn dɔn bi di tin we pipul dɛn kin du!
  - Yes, dis nɔto to di aybrɔw, bɔt to di yay.
  Dis tɛm ya, di skel dɛn we dɛn bin de fɛt bitwin tu grup dɛn we gɛt bɔku tin dɛn fɔ du bin de chenj frɔm wan say to di ɔda say. Di mɔ sojaman dɛn nɔ bin bɔku, na di mɔ dɛn bin de faya dɛnsɛf wit wamat.
  Alɛksi ɛn Rɔslan bin de wach di strenj spɛktakl lɛk se dɛn dɔn spɛl. Wan pɔsin we wi sabi we de mek pɔsin fil pen, de si. Maha, we de twit bad bad wan, de tray fɔ kɔmɔt nia di kaskad rayt. Oddly enough, i sakses ɛn wit wan ritɔn voli i shot dɔŋ tri. Wan pan dɛn go insay am, pan ɔl we i slip, bɔt dɛn kɔt wan pan in an dɛn wit lɛsa. Di liɔtɛnant nɔ bin ebul fɔ de na di plen, tru in transparent ɛlmɛt, dɛn bin de si in fes we bin twist bikɔs i bin de fil pen.
  -Lɛ wi ɛp am! - Ruslan de ala.
  - Na tru se wi na pipul tu.
  Yɔŋ wɔman dɛn kin rɔsh fɔ go fɛt, ɛn dɛn kin shot fa fa say dɛn. Bifo dɛn notis dɛn, dɛn bin ebul fɔ shot wan duzin fɛtman dɛn. Di faya we bin de kam bak bin strɔng, bɔt i nɔ bin kɔrɛkt, i bin de ring na di sayd dɛn, ɛn di man dɛn bin ebul fɔ rɔnawe. Leza bim dɛn bin de plɔg na di ays, i bin tan lɛk se dɛn nɔ bin de fil am tru di ɛlmɛt, bɔt di smel we di ɔzon bin de smɛl bin rili strɔng. Afta we Ruslan dɔn drɔ wan prɛzɛl na di ays, i faya wan rawnd os chaj. We tɛn rayt dɛn hit wan pɔynt, ivin di fɔs fil nɔ gɛt pawa. Dɛn kin blo di kapten we in at pwɛl, dɛn kin atɔm am to mɔlyul dɛn. Na tri duzin ɛnimi dɛn nɔmɔ lɛf, ɛn na lɛk di sem nɔmba pan dɛn padi dɛn. Alɛksi bin rɛdi ɛn i bin want fɔ du di dabl kandul tɛknik, nain wantɛm wantɛm wan rɛd layt kam na di ɛlmɛt.
  -Dis na signal fɔ pwɛl yusɛf! - Di yɔŋ man ala.
  Wit di muvmɛnt we i kin muv ɔltɛm, Alɛksi prɛs di ɔplɔk bɔtin ɛn pul di "ed", ɛn trowe am dɔŋ. Dɔn i tɔn to Ruslan. Di man we gɛt sɛns kwik kwik wan, jɔk in ɛlmɛt, ɛn rɔnawe pan day.
  - Mek wi ron fo sev Makha!
  Afta dɛn dɔn jomp to di "lɛftɛn we dɛn lɛk," dɛn tu, wit prɔblɛm, fɔ win, bɔt, nɔto patikyula stɛp-bɔn rɛsistɛns, dɛn pul di haypatin "ed". Dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ trowe am we i bɔn wit wan ala ala. Klosap da tɛm de, ɔl di sojaman dɛn we bin sev bin bɔm. Di spɛshal sus dɛn we bin dɔn pwɛl sɔm pat dɛn bin bɔn bak. Frɔm 4 tawzin, na tri nɔmɔ bin lɛf, ɛn dɛn bin ɔf di pwɛl pwɛl sistɛm as tɛm de go. Ruslan ɛn Alɛksi bin luk di krɔmplɔd sɔfa wit sɔri yay - i bin tan lɛk se Maha de na wan stet we i de butu. Ay dɛn lɛk ays, we bin gɛt kɔlɔ ɛn brayt trade, bin tan lɛk glas ɛn dɔl. Ruslan bin tray fɔ mek i stɔp, shek in ed, bɔt i nɔ bin gɛt wan yus, i bin tan lɛk dɔl we dɔn brok. Dɔn di man kech in lip, stɔp in tong insay in mɔt ɛn plant dip kis. Di liɔtɛnant kam to in sɛns, in yay dɛn bak gɛt wan mininful ɛksprɛshɔn.
  -Boys, wi de togeda bak. Usay a de?
  -Na wan planɛt we wi nɔ no. Jɔs naw, fɛt-fɛt bin de, wan dans we wan plasma bɔtcha bin de dans.
  -Yea, a si, a si se wan strɔng smel de fɔ ozone ɛn bɔku bɔku dɔst we dɔn bɔn de ledɔm rawnd.
  -Dis na pikchɔ fɔ wan tɔtal apɔkalips insay miniature. Di tin we sɔri pas ɔl na dat wi Rɔshian bɔy pikin dɛn bin day we dɛn bin de du dat.
  -I de mek a fil bad fɔ admit dis bak. A bin de, lɛk se na drim, de faya ɛnisay. Ɛn atɔl nɔ klia mɛmori, lɛk se a dɔn slip af.
  -I kin apin, bɔt naw i tan lɛk se i bɛtɛ fɔ mi fɔ kɔmɔt na di zon. Luk, di krawd dɛn de flay insay.
  Fɔ tru, bɔku bɔku ɛlikopta dɛn bin apia na ɔl tu di say dɛn. Dɛn rɔsh go nia dɛnsɛf, lɛk se dɛn want fɔ dɔn wetin dɛn bigin.
  -I bɛtɛ fɔ kɔmɔt, dis nɔto wi wɔ, ɛn wi ed stil opin.
  Di man dɛn rɔsh wit ɔl di spid fɔ go fa frɔm di say we di fɛt bin de. Frɔm di strɔng briz we bin de kam bifo, mi fes bin tɔn rɛd. Na dis tɛm ya, di alam signal na di bim trowe dɛn bin kam.
  -Damn it, dem de introdyus dem to self-destruction program.
  Alɛksi, wit klia rigrɛt, trowe di gɔn. Ruslan ɛn Maha bin fala di ɛgzampul we dɛn bin dɔn sɛt. Di gɔn dɛn krash wit big pawa, di blast wef bin lɛf smɔl fɔ mek di yay kɔmɔt.
  -Naw wi don los wi onli advantej. - Di Liɔtɛnant bin de kray.
  -No, wi kin stil flay. Ɛn dat na sɔntin. - Alɛksi spre in an dɛn big big wan. - Lɛ wi tɔk bɔt wetin wi go du nɛks.
  Ruslan tek wan dip briz.
  -Luk laik se na wan choice nɔmɔ wi gɛt. Wi bin stil gɛt fayn fayn skul fɔ jɔyn di ami na wan pan di stet dɛn we de fɛt ɛn fɛt te dɛn kil wi ɔ te wi fɛn we fɔ kɔmɔt na dis planɛt.
  -Ɛn sɔntin we mɔ ɔrijinal. - Maha we dɛn put insay.
  -Ɛn wetin ɔda tin. Wi nɔ go ebul fɔ kɔmɔt na dis wɔl fɔ wisɛf, bɔt wi fɔ sev.
  Alɛksi bin es in an ɔp.
  -A de vot fɔ bi mɛsenja ɛn luk fɔ bɛtɛ layf.
  -Okay, a gri, ɔl mi layf a dɔn yus fɔ fɛt ɛn kil. I nɔ tu te, a ol fifti ia, ɛn a stil de na di lɔwa rank fɔ bi ɔfisa. Maybe a go geht beta lak na oda ami.
  -Yu don fifti, bot yu no fit tel by luk.
  -Dis bayoεnjinia de stכp di ol prכsεs. Ɛn una man dɛn nɔ go gro biad.
  -Wetin mek wi jos go de sok?
  -Nɔ, yu go gro smɔl mɔ, yu go strɔng, wayd na di sholda dɛn. Wetin mek yu nid biad, jɔs west tɛm fɔ sheb, bɔt fɔ sojaman dɛn schedul am insay sɛkɔn.
  Ruslan bin wink in yay.
  -Ɛn a bin drim fɔ gro misɛf wan hussar mɔstaz.
  -I nɔto fashɔn! Jɔs imajin, a dɔn ɔlrɛdi de mek man fred, bɔt aw a go tan lɛk wit mɔstaz? - Maha trowe bak in ed, shek in tik mane.
  - So to di rikrutin pɔynt we de nia yu. - Ruslan bin sɔm am ɔp.
  Di strenj tri pipul dɛn bigin fɔ mach go na di nɛks tɔn na layf.
  
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  NANNY GRENADE we de na di wɔl
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  Homeland in mi hat - wan string de ple
  Laif go fayn fɔ ɔlman na di wɔl
  Ɛn a de drim bɔt Rɔshia - wan oli kɔntri
  Usay pikin dɛn we gladi kin laf!
  Di sta ship we dɛn mek wit stɛl, we bin dɔn win di spes we nɔ gɛt ɛnd, bin flay go na wan yunivas we wi nɔ no. Wan pawaful anti-spatial fil bin on wantɛm wantɛm, we de sho ɔlmost ɛni matirial trɛt. Ivin di pawaful strim we gɛt antipartikul dɛn nɔ bin de ambɔg di staship. Di haypa skan dɛn bin de mɛzhɔ di spes, ɛn dɛn bin de transmit infɔmeshɔn to kɔmpyuta dɛn we gɛt ɔltra-fɔtonik. Dɛn kɔmpia di paramita dɛn wit spid we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ ɔndastand, ɛn dɛn prodyuz di las rizɔlt:
  - Matta gɛt di sem kayn kɔntɔjɛns, tri dimɛnshɔn ɛn pɔzitiv chaj. Absolutly sef fɔ wi layf fɔm.
  Di kapten na ripɔt fɔ di pawaful Kattof sivilizayshɔn we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ ɔndastand, i tan lɛk gud ipopɔtam we gɛt tri leg, wit fayv yay ɛn an dɛn we gɛt tɛntakl. Apat frɔm dat, in bɔdi bin de chenj, lɛk se dɛn mek am wit rɔba. I bin ansa se:
  - Glori to di yunivas, muv insay di fɔtin-dimɛnshɔnal yunivas klos fɔ mek wi kray.
  In fɔs ɛlda we bin tan lɛk flawa, we gɛt tri bɔd dɛn: wan ros, wan bɛl, ɛn wan dezi bin ansa se:
  - As a ɔndastand, insay bɔku bɔku yunivas dɛm, na wan pan pas fifti nɔmɔ na tri-dimɛnshɔnal, pan ɔl we dis na di strɔkchɔ we stebul pas ɔl na di yunivas.
  - A si, yu biliv se i at fɔ kɔmplit di wok we dɛn gi wi. Wi dɔn yuz bɔku ɛnaji. Wi arbonic katalis de kam dɔn, if i nɔ de, wi spɛshal ship go tɔn to bɔku bɔku skrap mɛtal. if dis mεtirial nכ de, di prכsεs fכ miks כltra-maykropartikl dεm go bi impכsibul.
  - Wi go fɛn am na ɔda wɔl.
  di gyal muv in amorphous fכm.Di haypaskan dεm gi aut infכmeshכn: di tכtal nכmba כf sta dεm na dis yunivas na 11 to di twɛnti fayv pawa. Na lɛk wan ɔndrɛd tɛm smɔl planɛt dɛn de.
  - Ekselen Bartorr, we de wok fayn fayn wan. Wit dis kayn bɔku bɔku tin, wi shɔ se wi go fɛn layf.
  - Dat go fayn, bɔt dɛn dɔn pruv am bay sayɛns se di prɔbabiliti fɔ mek layf kɔmɔt bay insɛf na lɛk 14 to di pawa we wan ɛn af tawzin gɛt. Dat min se dis yunivas kin tɔn to steril lɛk ɔda yunivas dɛn we bɔku bɔku wi sta ship dɛn de fɛn.
  - Wetin na sɔri-at tɛm de pas, ivin mi stil rili yɔŋ: tu ɔndrɛd tawzin tri ɔndrɛd ɛn twɛnti saykl dɛn a fil se a dɔn lɔs trɛnk.
  - Taym na di wɛpɔn we rili bad, i nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔp di trɛnk we sivilizayshɔn gɛt ɛn i de win pawaful man dɛn!
  Di gyal we bin de na di Kattof rays bin tɔn di haypabayolokatɔ wit wan mental ɔda. I bin de mek spɛshal wev dɛn insay tri ɔndrɛd wan-dimɛnshɔnal raytin we bin de rɔn rawnd wɔl ɛn planɛt dɛn wit spid we de nia we nɔ gɛt ɛnd, we de sho frɔm dɛn. insay di prεsεns fכ bayolojikal layf כ wan intelεkt noosfεya, wan sכbtil chenj bin de na di wevlεngth εn sikεns fכ muvmεnt fכ di כltra-maykropartikl dεm. Na bin wan supa reda we bin de sho difrɛns bitwin pipul dɛn we de liv ɛn we nɔ gɛt layf.
  Di kapten in sɛkɔn patna bin jɔs wek frɔm di hibernation, i bin dɔn ol pas siks milyɔn ia: in maynd, we bin ful-ɔp wit filin ɛn mɛmori, bin de fos am fɔ spɛn bɔku pan in tɛm fɔ slip.
  I nɔ bin de tɔk wit wɔd, bɔt i bin de tɔk sloslo:
  - Di yunivas gɛt tri-dimɛnshɔnal?
  - Yɛs! Wit wan kayn tin we fiba wi.
  "Dɔn di pawa we rizin gɛt, we de rul chaos, go ɛp wi."
  Di haypabayoloketɔ bin sɛn ɔltrapuls dɛn, i tek tɛm fɔ skan bɔku bɔku wɔl dɛn. Di kɔmpyuta sɛf bin gɛt fɔ ripɔt di rizɔlt. Di sɛkɔn ɛlda, lɛk ɔltɛm, dɛn bin difrɛns am bay we i nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ op igen.
  - I nɔ gɛt op! Ivin insay wan tri-dimɛnshɔnal yunivas, di prɔbabiliti fɔ mek layf na jɔs wan chans, ivin we yu tek di bɔku bɔku planɛt dɛn frɔm 14 to... Na ya i stɔp.
  - 14 to di wan tawzin fɔ ɔndrɛd ɛn naynti-ɛit digri! - Di kɔmpyuta bin gi advays.
  - Ɛn wetin yu want fɔ tɔk?
  - Nɔ gɛt wan valyu! No chans nɔ de. Na tɛm fɔ mek a go bak na ɔspitul.
  Di kapten bin de swɛt bad bad wan, ivin in bin de gɛt mɛmori laps mɔ ɛn mɔ, lɛk se i de slip de kam insay wit di tayd. Bɔku pan di sivilizayshɔn nɔ ebul fɔ du ɛnitin we nɔ gɛt strɔng tin dɛn we de mek pɔsin want fɔ du sɔntin ɛn we gɛt raytin. Ɛn pikin dɛn bin ivin stɔp fɔ bɔn insay tɛst tyub. Na Baffa ya, we na wan pan di las pikin dɛn we kɔmɔt frɔm wan sivilizayshɔn we de day. Na smɔl pipul dɛn we ebul fɔ flay go na ɔda yunivas dɛn, dɛn dɔn stɔdi ɔl di mɔlyul dɛn na dɛn yunivas.
  Dɛn bin stɔp fɔ stɔp, ɛn wan mɛsej we kɔmɔt na di kɔmpyuta bin ambɔg am:
  - Dɛn bin fɛn intɛligent layf we gɛt ay intensiti na di tɔd planɛt frɔm wan smɔl yɔlɔ sta.
  - Usay i de?
  - Na lɛk ettin ɛn af sistron dɛn de nia de, frɔm ya!
  Dɛn ɔl tri opin dɛn yay, na Baffa in gyal pikin nɔmɔ bin gladi, i bin de sho filin wit fɛt-fɛt.
  - Wi dɔn sev! Wi rays go liv!
  Rɔbɔt dɛn dɔn materializ insay di rum! Dɛn bin de tɛnda togɛda:
  - Mek di pawa we di Kattof dominion gɛt, we de gi layf to di yunivas, shayn.
  Di spɛshal ship bin go insay wan jomp insay fayvtin-dimɛnshɔnal haypaspɛs. I bin shɔt, so di tri pipul dɛn we bin de ripresent sivilizayshɔn bin jɔs ebul fɔ chenj sɔm wɔd dɛn.
  - Wi don get wan rare strok of lak! - Di kapten notis. - So, wi kin chenj di lɔ fɔ dikɛs ɛntrɔpi.
  - Wetin fɔ du if di bayɔlokatɔ mek mistek, ɔ sɔm kayn kɔmpyuta glitch bin de? - Di sɛkɔn ɛlda notis.
  - Yu whiner Piffo, yu spoil di mood, ol kompiuta sistem dem de dupliket plenti taims.
  - Dɛn nɔ de protɛkt dɛn frɔm wan blot, wan vayrɔs ɔ wan dragon?
  - Dɛn de provayd ɔltin fɔ we yu nɔ de grɔmbul Piffo. Ɛn mi nerv dɛn kin so gladi dat ɔltin kin fel wantɛm wantɛm.
  Bɛf in gyal pikin chenj in shep smɔl, ɛn sɔm chukchuk dɛn bin apia:
  - Di egzistens fɔ wan pan di tu intɛligent spisis na di yunivas de pan denja, nɔto fɔ kɔnt di Roffos rays.
  - We de degrad ɛn degenerate bak lɛk wi yon.
  Di spɛshal ship bin kɔmɔt na di aypaspɛs nia wan smɔl frɔzɛn planɛt we di pipul dɛn na di eria kɔl Pluto. We dɛn kɔba dɛnsɛf wit wan kamoflaj fil, dɛn muf go na di tɔd blu planɛt. Buff in galfrɛn bin notis se:
  - I nɔto patikyula divɛlɔp wɔl ya. Ivin di planɛt dɛn we de nia dɛn nɔ dɔn fɛn ɔltin.
  - Ɔl di bɛtɛ! Di blɔd go yɔŋ ɛn fresh.
  - Eksept dat!
  Dɛn flay go ɔp to wan sataylayt we kɔba wit krata dɛn, i bin klia se di mɛtiɔrayt dɛn de fɔdɔm pan am. I nɔ bin de rɔn rawnd in aks ɛn dɛn bin de tɔn am to di planɛt na wan say.
  Di spɛshal ship bin land na di krata. I nɔ bin rili big, i bin tan lɛk kruz, i bin jɔs tan lɛk kray wata. Di intayunivasal ship bin miks ɔganayz wan insay di land skay ɛn i bin prɛktikal invisible frɔm visual observation. Baffa na bin di fɔs pɔsin we jomp go ɔp di wata. I nɔ bin de fred di vaykum, i bin de fiks in yay pan di skay, i bin want fɔ chɛk am we i nɔ gɛt bɔku bɔku sayba divays dɛn. Tu rɔbɔt dɛn bin de fala am.
  Wan pɔsin we de na ɔda yunivas bin fil di kol we de na wan say we nɔ gɛt di San. I bin si bɔku bɔku sta dɛn, pan ɔl we dɛn nɔ bin rili bɔku, na ya klos to di ɔdasay na di galɛksi wit in yay dɛn we dɛn mek fayn fayn wan, we pas di wan dɛn we simpul pɔsin kin si we nɔbɔdi nɔ ebul fɔ kɔmpia.
  Wetin fɔ kɔmpia dis wit, wit dayamɔn? Nɔ, i luk tu pale, dis ston nɔ bin ivin de nia di fayn fayn tin dɛn we di sta gɛt. Wit faya? Pale tu! Di onli tin we nɔ fayn na dat i kol;A want fɔ fil di kɔrej we wan sta we a nɔ no de kɔrej.
  I dɔn kam bak:
  Kɔmpyuta dɛn bin de ripɔt ɛn skan di planɛt.
  Di kapten bin perk up:
  - Luk laik se wi fain wetin wi bin de luk fo. Fɔs, we yu si am, pipul dɛn na di wɔl nɔ rili divɛlɔp, ivin dɛn an ɛn fut dɛn nɔ dɔn put fut pan di planɛt we di aborijini dɛn kɔl Mas.
  - A don si dis oredi! Pan ɔl we atifishal sataylayt dɛn de flay. A nɔ fɔgɛt yet di lɛsin dɛn we istri dɔn lan, dis na di yɔŋ pipul dɛn we wi sivilizayshɔn dɔn de.
  - Gri! Dis na wetin wi kam fɔ no, ɛn na dis di kɔmpyuta instɔl. Man - dis na dεn sεlf nem, we kכmכt frכm sεvεra spεshal praymat dεm εn bea dεm, we de sho se dεn gεt jεnotayp we rili rich.
  - Aw gud dis!
  Di kɔmpyuta dɔn fɔ skan ɛn prosɛs di infɔmeshɔn, dɔn i gi:
  - Dis na di sem biseksual pipul we wi bi. fכ kכriכnt wan jin כpdet, tu wan dεm na infεkt, di mכlti-multiplier go du di rεst.
  - Gret, wich pe pan dem na optimal?
  - Wi dכn כlrεdi kכl di ideal kכmbaynshכn fכ di jin dεm. Di man ɛn in wɛf we wi nid de liv na big kɔntri bay di lokal standad. Na di pipul dɛn we de de kɔl am Rɔshia. Di kɔntri gɛt bɔku tin dɛn we gɛt minral, bɔt i gɛt bad bad klaymat.
  - Mɔ prɛsishɔn, usay di man ɛn in wɛf de liv? - Baffa aks wit peshɛnt.
  - Na di siti na Mɔsko, na di kapital sɛf.
  - Rili! Udat go go to am? - di kapten aks.
  - As di yongest, a go go insaid reconnaissance?
  - Dis nɔ denja?
  - Rɔbɔt go de wit mi, bɔt di teknɔlɔji lɛvɛl fɔ pipul dɛn na di wɔl tu smɔl fɔ du wi bad.
  - Wi go tek dis in kɔnt!
  - In di meantime, a go tek di apiyans fɔ di aborijin dɛm. - Di gyal we de na di Kattof rays dɔn chenj kwik kwik wan. I tek di pikchɔ fɔ wan uman frɔm di planɛt Wɔl, bɔt i tan lɛk se i nɔ bin rili gladi wit am. Di titi chenj in fɔm bɔku tɛm te i tan lɛk di lokal Misis Yunivas. I drɛs fɔ lɛf bɔku pan in chɔklɛt-golden skin as i ebul, ɛn mek in ia gɛt di kɔlɔ we faya gɛt, ɛn gi insɛf di luk we sɛxy pas ɔl.
  Dɛn bin chenj tu rɔbɔt dɛn to mɔtalman, wan bin bi blak yɔŋ pɔsin we gladi, di wan we fayn pas ɔl di wan dɛn we Afrika bɔn, ɛn di ɔda rɔbɔt bin bi dɔl we de na di ist pat na di kɔntri we dɛn kɔl Siam. So dɛn drɛs di laytst yɔŋ pipul dɛn fashɔn, dɛn wɛf gudbay ɛn tɛlipɔt wantɛm wantɛm na grɔn. So dɛn bin dɔn ɛnd ɔp na di siti we nem Mɔsko. Di kapital siti na di ɛmpaya bin mek dɛn mɛmba wan myuziɔm, di smel we dɛn bin de smɛl di paip dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ pul ɛkzoz bin ful-ɔp dɛn nos, ɛn bɔku motoka dɛn bin de mek trafik jam. Di strit dɛn ful-ɔp wit polis. Di kwata usay di man ɛn in wɛf we dɛn bin want bin de nɔ bin rili gɛt nem, bifo dat, dɛn bin ivin put am na bedrum. Baffa disayd fɔ waka na di strit. Bɔt, di we aw i nɔ bin gɛt ɛkspiriɛns bin sho na ya. I bin de mek pipul dɛn pe atɛnshɔn to am tumɔs, i bin af-af nekɛd, i bin fayn. Ren bin jɔs bigin fɔ kam, ɛn di titi gladi fɔ splash in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we dɛn kɔt kɔt na di pɔt dɛn. I bin fayn, di dɔst bin de tikl mi bare il. Bɔt di wan dɛn we bin de pas bin de luk dɛn bak. Dɛn yɛri wan wisɛl ɛn wan polis skwad jomp. Fayv lɔ ɛnfɔsmɛnt ɔfisa dɛn we gɛt wok-tɔki bin tinap na wan sɛmi-sɛklɔ:
  - Lɛf! Yu kin sho wi yu dɔkyumɛnt dɛn?
  Bɛfa bin sɔprayz se:
  - Ɛn wetin na am?
  - Nɔ akt lɛk fulman, prostitut. Sɔntɛm yu nɔ gɛt rɛjista?
  - Wetin mek a nid am?
  - En una blak pipul na stupid. Yu krayzi ful, welkam to di dipatment.
  Baffa bin agens am se:
  - A nɔ gɛt tɛm, wan urgent task de wet.
  - Den get am!
  Di baton dɛn flash ɛn di blo nak di titi in fes. Baffa bin de swɛ, i bin de fil pen. Di rɔbɔt dɛn we tinap biɛn am, we nɔ bin de shem, bin ansa di wan dɛn we de wok fɔ di lɔ. Dɛn sɛn ɔl di fayv pipul dɛn fɔ flay, dɛn nɔ bin no natin.
  Di sayrin ala ɛn ɔda polis ɔfisa dɛn bigin fɔ rɔn kam.
  - Wi de chenj wi lokeshɔn! - Buff in Rɔk. I nɔ de si am wantɛm wantɛm.
  - Na di sem tɛm, apia!
  Dɛn chenj bak, afta dat Baffa bi wan fayn blak uman, we tu wayt man dɛn we gɛt brayt sholda bin de wit am. Dɛn bin si dɛnsɛf na wan eria we nɔ bin po, usay polis nɔ bin bɔku, bɔt bɔku grɔn bin de. I bin de fade ɛn tɔn yɔlɔ, we di pɔsin we de ripresent di aypa sivilizayshɔn nɔ bin lɛk. I bin de wɛv in an, ɛn pul wan wata we gɛt trɛnk. Wan spring bin de smɛl na di ays. Di man ɛn in wɛf we dɛn bin nid bin de na wan smɔl apatmɛnt we gɛt tu rum dɛn wit tu skul pikin dɛn: wan bɔbɔ ɛn wan gyal pikin. We di prɔblɛm bin de, wan yɔŋ man bin lɔs in wok ɛn i bin de agyu wit in wɛf tranga wan. I bin se i go mek i wok as pɔsin we de kia fɔ di os.
  - I go bi at least sɔm mɔni. - Na so wan slɛnd, tin-wɛst uman we luk mɔ lɛk gyal pikin se
  - So dat mi, Maxim Yashin, we graduet frɔm Moscow Stet Yunivasiti wit ɔna, bigin fɔ swip di strit. Nɔ ɛva!
  - Winta de kam, bɔt natin nɔ de fɔ drɛs di pikin dɛn, dɛn dɔn gro kɔmɔt pan ɔltin. Wetin yu want fɔ frɔz?
  - Nɔ, bɔt yu kin imajin aw dis na shem. - Ansa wan fit man we luk laik yong man. - So sɛt yusɛf ɔp.
  - Usai a go get di moni, espeshali bikos di apatment don bi mo dia? Ɛn dɛn kɔt wi pe bak.
  - A go giv di novel to AST, ɛn Sophia go gɛt di mɔni.
  - Oh, rayta dɛn de lɛk yu we tan lɛk dɛbul na di ɔndawɔl? Apat frɔm dat, dɛn go lɛk pɔsin we dɛn dɔn promot fayn fayn wan pas pɔsin we want fɔ gɛt sɛns!
  Baffa bin nak na di domɔt. Di uman rɔsh fɔ opin am:
  - Dɛn kam to wi. Sɔntɛm dɛn go gi yu wan dɛl.
  Wan blak uman bin tinap na di domɔt, i bin de mek lɛk se i drɛs, i nɔ wɛr fut, bɔt i bin gɛt dayamɔn nɛks na in nɛk. Tu bɔdi gad dɛn we gɛt bɔdi we gɛt wayt sus we tan lɛk sno bin tinap biɛn.
  - Adu! - Na im Baffa se. - As fa as a andastan, yu nid helep.
  - Nɔ! - Maksim Yashin bin de agens am. - Yu get di adrɛs rɔng.
  Di yɔŋ uman nɔ bin gri se:
  - Wetin mek, sɔntɛm yu kɔmɔt na umanitarian mishɔn?
  - Nɔ! - Baffa bin se. - Wi jos get som opportuniti and wi wan rialize dem.
  -Yu de ofa wok? - Sofia aks.
  - Bifo dat, duya du wi wan fayn.
  Di man smɔl in yay wit sɔprayz:
  - Uswan wan spɛshal wan? Jɔs mɛmba ɛnitin we yu go tɔk to yu.
  Baffa bin blink in yay. Di rɔbɔt bin tɛl am se:
  - I min savis dɛm we gɛt fɔ du wit pɔpuleshɔn riprodakshɔn.
  Wan pɔsin we ripresent di praud Katov rays nɔ bin gri se:
  - Bɔt dis na di rayt tin we wi want. Wi nid intima savis.
  Di man nɔ bin vɛks igen, bɔt in wɛf put in an pan in sholda.
  I bin aks wit lɔv se:
  - Mi yon ɔ mi man in yon?
  - Una ɔl tu! Wi de tɔk bɔt fɔ sev wan ɔl spisis ya.
  - Yu nɔ bin ɔndastand? - Maksima aks.
  Baffa, we bin gɛt prɔblɛm fɔ fɛn wɔd dɛn, bin ɛksplen se:
  - Wi sivilizayshɔn de nia fɔ dɔnawe wit am. Wi nid fresh jin dɛn. Wi rili kɔnt pan yu fɔ bɔn fɔ wi.
  - So yu kɔmɔt na ɔda sivilizayshɔn. - di uman aks.
  - Yɛs!
  - Frɔm Mas?
  - Nɔ! Wi ivin gɛt difrɛn yunivas. I tan lɛk se dis de mek yu shɔk.
  Di man ɛn di uman luk dɛnsɛf, i kam klia to dɛn se:
  - Nɔ, wetin mek i rili intrestin. Ɛn aw yu tan de? Na di fɔm fɔ bitel dɛn. - Di uman aks.
  - Difrɛn! Wi nɔ gɛt fiks fɔm, wi kin tek ɛni fɔm.
  - Ivin wan ɛlifant? - Di man aks wit difikulti, i hol bak in laf. Stil, i fayn fɔ dil wit krayzi pipul, yu kin laf.
  - Dis na animal we kɔmɔt na yu planɛt.
  - Yɛs! Yu nɔ ɛva si am? Big wit wan trɔnk.
  - Den i nɔ rili big so i nɔ go krawd!
  Di titi ripit di muvmɛnt, ɛn tɔn to midul saiz ɛlifant. I bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ Sofia fɔdɔm, bɔt i bin ebul fɔ tinap tranga wan.
  - Aw yu de du dis? - Satin lip dɛn de wispa.
  Di man bin sɔprayz.
  - Dis na bikɔs wi dɔn mek bɔdi we kin muv. - Di ɛlifant bigin fɔ ɛksplen.-
  I gɛt di abiliti fɔ chenj chenj wantɛm wantɛm. Dat min se, matirial kin tek big ɛn smɔl volyum, ɛn di sem tɛm i kin chenj in shep. i de ple wan rol bak ya we wi bכdi nכ de kכnsis fכ tri, bכt fכ tati siks dimεnshכn dεm.
  Maksim Yashina bin nɔd in ed:
  - A dɔn gɛt am! A kin rid sayɛns fim dɛn. Na tru se nɔsay nɔ bin de usay tati siks dimɛnshɔn dɛn fit insay di bɔdi! Dis na nɔsɛns!
  Baffa bin agens am se:
  - I dipen pan yu divεlכpmεnt lεvεl. Fɔ ɛgzampul, wi dɔn lan fɔ chenj di nɔmba fɔ di dimɛnshɔn dɛn na wan wan bɔdi dɛn bay wilful. Apat frɔm dat, dɛn bin fɛn wan kayn tin we mek siks wan bilyɔn ia bifo dis tɛm. Dat min se, sɔlid, likwid, gas, ayɔniz, plasma bin de insay di nature. Bɔt di siks fɔm, we na haypaplasmik, dɛn bin mek am wit atifishal wan. afta dat difrεn tכp dεm εn sכbspεshal dεm bin apia, frכm supεraktiv haypaplasma to ultrastεbul.
  Dɔn di sɛvin ɛn et kayn tin dɛn bin apia, we mek i pɔsibul fɔ pul bɔku bɔku ɛnaji ɛn travul na di spes.
  Maxim Yashin in yay dɛn bin layt:
  - Dis na fresh aidia. A de yuz am na mi fantasi novel.
  Di ɛlifant shek in ed:
  - Ɛp wi fɔs. Yu fɔ go na wi planɛt ɛn sev di Kattof sivilizayshɔn frɔm pwɛl pwɛl.
  - Wit wi insignifikant no, wetin wi kin du? - Maksima aks. - Wi nɔ gɛt haypaplasma ivin insay sayɛns fikshɔn!
  - Wel, aw a go tɛl yu! A de fred se yu go fil awkward, bɔt yu bɔdi nid.
  - Wi fɔ mek lɔv to yu kayn? - Sofia aks.
  - A nɔ no di rayt tin! Sɔntɛm dis sɛf! bכt di men tin na di haypa skan fכ yu jεnεtik kכd dεm, dכn to di lεvεl fכ di כltra-maykro-patikul dεm, εn bak di sכbnosfεr we de rawnd yu כ di bayoplasma. If na so i bi, wi go ebul fɔ gi wi sivilizayshɔn nyu tin, we go mek i kɔntinyu fɔ de fɔ bɔku trilyɔn ia.
  - Eh! Na dat na wetin! Yu want! - Maksima bin mek in fes kray. -I nɔ go kil wi?
  - Nɔ, wi nid yu layf layf wan. Apat frɔm dat, fɔ mek wi nɔ distɔrj yu sabnoosfia we dɛn de rayt ɔl di tin dɛn we yu de tink ɛn fil pan, wi nid fɔ gri fɔ yu bay wilful.
  - Damn it, a go giv am to yu!
  Di rɔbɔt we wɛr wayt klos bin tɔk se:
  - Wi nɔto dɛbul!
  - A min se, no rizin nɔ de fɔ drɛg yusɛf to ɔda yunivas.
  Sofia bin ambɔg am se:
  - Yes, as fa as a andastan, wi de sev yu sivilizayshon. Wetin yu go gi wi bak?
  - Yu want wi fɔ mek yu nɔ day? Pipul dɛn de liv shɔt layf, bɔt yu go liv fɔ bɔku bɔku ia!
  Maksima bin nɔd in ed:
  - Dat nɔ bad, bɔt wetin bɔt di kabij?
  - Yu want wi fɔ gro kabij, ɔmɔs milyɔn vayriet yu nid?
  Sofia bin grin se:
  - Wi min mɔni.
  - Mɔni?
  - Dɔla, Yuro, na di wɔs rubles! - Di uman se.
  - En yu min dis! Insay wi wɔl, mɔni bin dɔn lɔs wan bilyɔn ia bifo dis tɛm.
  - Bɔt fɔ wi i valyu.
  Di ɛlifant bin smɔl ɛn wan big bag bin apia na in trɔnk.
  - Wetin de insay? - Sofia aks.
  We dɛn dɔn opin am, i kam fɔ bi se i ful-ɔp te i ful-ɔp wit fayv ɔndrɛd pak Yuro dɛn we dɛn tay tayt tayt.
  - Dis go fit yu?
  Maksima bin wispa se:
  - Mama! Aw bɔku de?
  - Tati miliɔn Yuro, bɔt if dat nɔ inof fɔ yu, den mɔ pɔsibul.
  - Yu kin gi mi wan bag we a go ebul fɔ gɛt bɔku mɔni frɔm we a want, ivin ɛni mɔni? Ɛn so de go ad infinitum ɛn ɛni tɛm.
  - dis go nid sכm εnεji, bכt i rili pכsibul fכ mek wan;i go wok pan di prinsipul fכ haypatεlipכtεshכn. Jɔs wan smɔl kɔndishɔn, yu go gɛt am we yu go bak na di Wɔl.
  Sofia bin aks wan ɔda kwɛstyɔn:
  - Ɛn yu kin mek wi pikin dɛn bak we nɔ de day ɛn yɔŋ sote go.
  - Na dat! Dis de rili insay wi pawa.
  - I tan lɛk insay fayn fayn stori, bɔt gud jini, layf we go de sote go ɛn fayn fayn jɛntri. I go bi sin fɔ mis dis kayn chans, wi gri fɔ flay go na di ed pat na di wan ol wɔl.
  - To wan ɔda yunivas!
  - I nɔ impɔtant.
  Maxim pinch insɛf tayt fɔ chɛk if na dope. I bin mɛmba di tri mɔnt we i bin de na Chechnya. Dɔn i wund, ɛn i nɔ bin ivin gɛt tɛm fɔ shot. Wan snaypa shot, ɛn as dɛn se, i nɔ bin gɛt chans. Bɔt i bin sev, ɛn no skata nɔ bin lɛf na in bɔdi bikɔs ɔf di wund. Afta dat, ivin wan prist kam to am ɛn tray fɔ chenj ɛn baptayz am. Bɔt Maksim na smat man ɛn i bin push di prist tranga wan fɔ tɔk bɔt rilijɔn. I bin kech di Baybul ɛn di Ɔtodɔks tradishɔn dɛn we nɔ gri wit dɛnsɛf, ɛn i bin tɔk se di maynd we ay pas ɔl nɔ go ebul fɔ bi di sem we aw dɛn de sho am na di tin dɛn we rilijɔn biliv. Di prist insɛf bin kɔnfyus ɛn i nɔ bin de go to da kayn klaynt de we gɛt sɛns igen. Naw di we aw i nɔ biliv se Gɔd de dɔn strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ. Na ya bifo am, na sivilizayshɔn we dɔn rich di tin dɛn we Gɔd ebul fɔ du, we min se sɔmde pipul dɛn na di wɔl go bi di sem. Di layf we nɔ de day kin mek pɔsin in at gladi.
  - Wan ɔda kɔndishɔn na dat i go at fɔ kil wi.
  - Frɔm di mɔdan mɔtalman wɛpɔn dɛn, yu nɔ go fred ivin haydrojɛn bɔm.
  - Den a de kolhat.
  - A tink se wi gri, wi go flay rayt naw! - Baffa bin se.
  - Wetin bɔt pikin dɛn?
  - Wi go tek dem wit yu. A tink se dɛn go lɛk am na wi sivilizayt yunivas.
  Sofia in fes kray, wan tinkin bin de swirl na in ed.
  Maksima bin aks se:
  - Sɔntɛm tek wan difrɛn imej. If nɔto dat, di ɛlifant kin tu klia.
  - Fayn! A go bi mɔtalman.
  Di blak uman apia bifo dɛn bak.
  Dɛn bin yɛri di klat we sus dɛn de mek along di landin, ɛn pikin dɛn rɔn go insay. Wan bɔbɔ ɛn wan gyal pikin we ol lɛk ilevin ia so. Kwik fayn skul pikin dɛm: blant, pan ɔl we dɛn klos dɛn kin dɔn fayn fayn wan. Di bɔbɔ ivin rɔn barefut, in ol sus in sol bin kɔmɔt, ɛn dɛn fos am fɔ pul am. Dɛn bin de skrach ɛn brus di leg dɛn bikɔs dɛn bin de ple futbɔl, dɛn bin was dɛn we dɛn nɔ tek tɛm na wan pɔt we bin de nia de. We di bɔbɔ si in mama ɛn papa, i wispa se:
  - Yu gɛt blak uman!
  - Mi na ripɔt fɔ Baffa, di supasivilizayshɔn Kattof!
  Di bɔbɔ bin laf se:
  - Wow, yu de fani. Sivilizayshɔn fɔ pusi! Ɔ sɔntɛm dɔg dɛn de bak.
  In mama bin ambɔg am se:
  - Nɔ mek nɔys. Dis tɛm yu gɛt gɔst dɛn frɔm ɔda yunivas. Ɛn bikɔs yu chɛr yu sus, yu papa go wip yu.
  - Dɛn tu ol ɛn kramp, fɔ waka insay dɛn na jɔs torchɔ. Barefut na bɔku mɔ kɔmfyut.
  - Yu don ron barefut ol di somar. Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ go skul barefut, bɔt wetin mek wi go bay yu sus?
  Di titi bin tɔk se:
  - Mi but sɛf de kam fɔdɔm, pan ɔl we a de tray fɔ waka fayn fayn wan. Ol mi padi dem dudes laf mi.
  Maksim notis wan fresh brus ɔnda in bɔy pikin in yay.
  - Got insay wan fɛt bak.
  - Wetin yu kin du, mi na man.
  - Yu mɛmba se a sho yu spɛshal fɔs tɛknik?
  - So siks pan dɛm ɛn dɛn ol pas mi!
  Baffa intarop ɛn aks se:
  - Yu want mɔni?
  Sofia nɔ bin gri wit dis:
  - Yu nɔ fɔ pwɛl yu pikin dɛn. I bɛtɛ fɔ gi dɛn ayskrim. Dɛn nɔ it am fɔ wan ia naw.
  - Wetin mek ayskrim? Af pan di planɛt dɔn frɔz na ya! - Baffa aks ɛn, we i de wet fɔ ansa, i klap in an. Snow bin fɔdɔm na di landin.
  Di bɔbɔ laf ɛn bigin fɔ lɛf futprin na di sno wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Sofia bin ala se:
  - Nɔ, i de kech kol! Rimov di sno.
  - A nɔ ɛva kech kol! - Di pikin bin de agens am. - A lɛk.
  - Yu gɛt wɛlbɔdi blɔd, bɔt yu nɔ fɔ abuse am. - Maksima bin se.
  Baffa nɔd, di sno nɔ de igen wantɛm wantɛm.
  - Wel, yu gladi naw?
  - Yɛs! Dis na mirekul! I tan lɛk se yu nɔ no wetin na ayskrim? - Maksima bin sɔprayz.
  - Wan patikyula slang de na yu planɛt.
  - Dɔn wach di advatayzmɛnt. Na tru se wi TV na blak ɛn wayt ɛn na et chanɛl nɔmɔ i de tek.
  - Wi kin du dis pan wan glob ɔl skel. Wel, okay, den, wi ol fo de flay. "Bɛfa twist in finga, ɛn di wan ol famili muf go na di spɛshal ship.
  Dɛn bin si dɛnsɛf na wan rum we bin rili fayn, ɛn di wɔl dɛn bin de muv ɛn i bin tan lɛk se dɛn de liv. Sɔntɛm di briz bin tu steril, ɛn i bin de smɛl bad bad wan we gɛt ɔzon. In jɔnal, ɔl di kɔlɔ dɛn bin so nɔmal, wit shed dɛn we dɛn nɔ bin de si na di Wɔl, dat dɛn bin de mek a shek. Di titi bin swɛt se:
  - A de fred! Di wɔl dɛn tan lɛk gɔst!
  Di bɔbɔ fil se dɛn de tikl in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i laf hysterically.
  Sofia in fes kray ɛn wantɛm wantɛm i tɔk shap wan se:
  - Nɔ! A nɔ lɛk am ya, mi pikin dɛn nɔ go flay. Udat no aw dɛn go tek dɛn.
  Maksima bin aks se:
  - Risk de we yu de muf?
  - Na smɔl tin! - Bɔku yunivas dɛn de, frɔm sɔm pan dɛn ivin wi pafɛkt sta ship dɛn nɔ bin kam bak. - Bikɔs ɔf in yɔŋ, Baffa nɔ lan yet fɔ lay wit sɛns.
  - Dɔn a gri wit mi wɛf! Mek mi pikin dɛn kam bak na di Wɔl. Pantap dat, as fa as a ɔndastand, yu nɔ nid dɛn.
  Baffa bin shrug in ed:
  - If wi tɔk bɔt fɔ sev wi rays, den nɔ! Wetin di kapten go se?
  Di staship kɔmanda, we bin tan lɛk se i kɔmɔt na nɔsay, bin tɔk se:
  - Yes, in prinsipul, wi kin lef dem. Yu go kam bak fɔ dɛn.
  Sofia nɔ bin sɔprayz.Batɔ bin tek di apinɛns fɔ wan strɔng man we ol lɛk tati fayv ia so ɛn i nɔ bin mek pipul dɛn shɔk. I bin ansa se:
  - A go gladi, bɔt dɛn jɔs ol ilevin ia, ɛn wan tawzin dɛbul dɛn de na di bɔbɔ, sɔmbɔdi fɔ luk afta dɛn. Sɔntɛm yu mama Maksim.
  - I tu strikt, ɔ bɛtɛ yet, yu yon.
  - Nɔ, i tu po!
  - So di Kattof race go giv wi moni.
  Kpɛntin Batɔ nɔ bin gri se:
  - Wetin mek fɔ lod mama ɛn papa? Wi go lɛf dɛn wan nɛni we go ebul fɔ kia fɔ dɛn izi wan.
  - Nanny ɛn udat!
  - Robot Bruf go du big wok fɔ kip yu yay pan yu pikin dɛn.
  - Bɔt in prezɛns kin mek pipul dɛn agyu.
  Bartorr bin kɔmand instead fɔ ansa.
  - Bruf kam to mi!
  Wan tin we dɛn mek bin apia bifo dɛn, we tan lɛk wan OG-12 we gɛt wet we gɛt leg.
  - A redi fo kari out eni oda.
  - Tek di fom of dis charming gyal.
  Sofia Yashin bin apia bifo dɛn. Ivin wan masta sabi bukman nɔ bin ebul fɔ no dɛn difrɛns.
  - So, no saspekshɔn. Dis na wi las mɔdel. I ebul fɔ protɛkt pikin dɛn frɔm ɛni trɛtin. Insɛf nɔ nid tin fɔ it ɛn i gɛt di men tin dɛn we i no. - Bartorr bin prez am.
  - Wetin! - Maxim bin tɔch di rɔbɔt. - I wam, lɛk yu Sofia. I fɔ bi pɔsin we gɛt sɛns!
  - A kin komplitli riplik di paramita dεm na di mכtalman bכdi.
  - Ɛn yu kin kuk it!
  - Di mɔdel de lan insɛf, i ebul fɔ kɔnɛkt to ɛni nɛtwɔk, ilɛksɛf na intanɛt ɔ redio spɛs. A dɔn ɔlrɛdi kɔnɛkt ɛn a de stɔdi. A kin mek yu no se a kin kuk bɛtɛ pas pɔsin we sabi kuk.
  - Dis na wan yunivasal rɔbɔt. Wan mɛkanism we ebul fɔ protɛkt frɔm ɛni mɔdan trɛt ɛn ɛnjɔy di sem tɛm.
  Sofia bin nɔd in ed se:
  - Wel, okay, a trɔst am! A op se wi absens nɔ go bi klia wan.
  - Naw yu pikin dɛn kin go bak na di Wɔl.
  Wan spak rɔn na di ays ɛn di tu man dɛn we gɛt di rɔbɔt kam bak na di apatmɛnt.
  Di kapten bin tɔk se:
  - Wi spɛs ship big pasmak insay pas ɔdasay bikɔs ɔf di rol-ap ɔf spɛs. Wan rich ɛnjɔymɛnt industri de wet fɔ yu, we go mek yu flay brayt.
  Maksim ɛn Sɔfia bin gri.
  - Wi bin wok so tranga dat ol entataynment na blak and wait TV. Ivin wi neba dɛn kin laf wi. Di mɔnk dɛn de kɔl! Wi go ɛnjɔy yu di ful wan.
  - Flayt bitwin yunivas dɛn kin tek lɔng tɛm sɔm tɛm, so wi kin gɛt ɔltin wok aut to di smɔl smɔl tin.
  Di man ɛn di uman bin go insay wan big big briz we bin de mek dɛn gladi ɛn ɛnjɔy dɛnsɛf.
  Baffa, Bartorr ɛn Piffo bin lɛf dɛn wan. Di yɔŋest ripɔtmɛnt nɔ dɔn lɔs in want fɔ no yet:
  - Wetin mek yu Bartorr sɛn as nɛni nɔto pɔshɔnal rɔbɔt soshiɔlɔjis, bɔt sabotɔ, di mɔs advans intɛligent haypagrenade na di FNS-1111 klas.
  - Wetin, na yu opinion, i nɔ ebul fɔ bia wit fɔ mɛn pikin dɛn? Wetin na mistek, i gɛt bɔku bɔku tin dɛn we i ebul fɔ du, dɛn mek dɛn rɔbɔt ya spɛshal wan if wɔ apin wit di Roffos sivilizayshɔn.
  - I go bi se i strɔng, bɔt i de kɛr chaj we de mek di spes fɔdɔm;dɛn nɔ ɛva trɔs fɔ mɛn pikin dɛn to supa-bɔm.
  - Dis nɔto Buff in aksidɛnt. A go rivɛl di plan to yu if yu swɛ se yu nɔ go pwɛl di kɔmanda in ɔda.
  - Naturally, ol ultranauts get heightened sense of duty.
  - Wi eternal threat ɛn kɔmpitɛt Roffos kin fɛn dis planɛt bak ɛn wan rili wik sivilizayshɔn. Dɔn dis pawa we de day go blo insay insɛf ɔda jɛnɛtik ɛnaji. Ɛn afta dat, wɔ kin apin bitwin wi, we go pwɛl layf we gɛt sɛns na di wan ol wɔl.
  - Di chans fɔ dis na smɔl. Sɔntɛm wi go ebul fɔ spay pipul dɛn?
  - Nɔ! Ivin di smɔl tin we kin mek wi maynd nɔ wok fayn, tu siriɔs fɔ mek wi go put wi pan denja. Apat frɔm dat, we di ɛnimi dɔn kam fɔ no se wi gɛt nyu tin dɛn we de mek wi gɛt jɛnɛtiks, i go mek di pipul dɛn we de na di wɔl de luk fɔ am mɔ ɛn mɔ, ɛn di chans fɔ no usay pipul dɛn na di wɔl de go bɔku. If na so i bi, di pɔsin we de pwɛl di Roffos Ɛmpaya go dɔnawe wit dɛn.
  Piffo bin ad se:
  - Nɔ fɔ tɔk bɔt se layf na di wɔl go stil pwɛl as a rizulta fɔ di fɔdɔm we wan asteroyd fɔdɔm, ɔ di chenj dɛn we de apin na di jɛnɛtiks, disasta dɛn we mɔtalman mek: fɔ ɛgzampul, di wɔl de wam. So praymat dɛn dɔn day.
  - A nɔ want, a fɔ gri wit yu! I tan lɛk se dis planɛt nɔ rili laki!
  - Swɛ pan di ay ay swɛ se yu nɔ go sev pipul dɛn na di wɔl!
  - A de swɛ!
  - Naw lɛ wi rɛdi fɔ kɔmɔt.
  Wan sawnd we de grind bin de kɔmɔt na di spɛshal ship.
  Di bɔbɔ ɛn di gyal bin dɔn ɛnd ɔp na di apatmɛnt. Di bɔbɔ kam fɔ no se:
  - Wi nɔ mit yet.
  - Na so i bi, na mi na Bruf.
  - Yes, a go kɔl yu Brutus, fɔ ɔnɔ di pɔsin we kil Siza. Ɛn mi nem na Alɛksi. Ɔ jɔs Lesha.
  - Na mi na Valentina. - Di gyal se. - Yu kin Valya, bɔt i rud.
  - Wel, okay pikin dɛm! Yu kin want fɔ it. a si di gyal pikin dem thin pas bohku pan di fair-skin pikin dem na dis planet.
  - Nɔ! I bɛtɛ fɔ gi wi mɔni. Wi go bai am fo wi sef.
  - Yuro!
  - So dat no prɔblɛm nɔ de wit rubles. - Di bɔbɔ se.
  - Fayn! - Di rɔbɔt pul tu tik pak dɛn we gɛt wan tawzin rubles. - Dɛn go go.
  - I bɛtɛ na ɔndrɛd, i izi fɔ chenj.
  Di pak chenj wantɛm wantɛm, di bil dɛn chenj kɔlɔ.
  - Naw i bɛtɛ!
  - Yɛs! Wɛl, a dɔn ɔf!
  - A de wit yu! Yu na smɔl man, we min se yu de fɛt. As a ɔndastand, pipul na agresiv trayb. Wi nid fɔ de wach yu.
  - A nɔ smɔl igen. Apat frɔm dat, if big anti go wit mi, mi kɔmpin dɛn go laf.
  - A kin bi bɔbɔ lɛk yu. - Di rɔbɔt chenj in apinɛns wantɛm wantɛm. Wan bɔbɔ we gɛt wayt ed bin apia bifo Alɛksi, ɛn i bin tan lɛk bɔbɔ we wɛr pɔd.
  Lesha shek in ed:
  - Nɔ nid nɔ de! A dɔn si misɛf ɔlrɛdi! I bɛtɛ fɔ bi blak man.
  - Wetin mek as blak man?
  - I de mɔ ɛkzotik. Ɛn mi padi dɛn go jɛlɔs se a gɛt blak padi.
  - If yu want, a gri.
  Di blak bɔbɔ tɔn to fayn, chɔklɛt kɔlɔ wit kɔl ia, bɔt Yuropian ficha. I wink ple ple pan di bɔbɔ.
  - Naw i bɛtɛ.
  - Mek wi go waka.
  - Ɛn mi! - di titi aks. - A go stil mis yu?
  - Kam wit wi! Biliv mi, i go intrestin!
  - A wan wach TV. Ɛn nɔto wi blak ɛn wayt wan, bɔt wan kɔlɔ wan, ɛn wan we kin gɛt wan ɔndrɛd chanɛl.
  - A go du am! - Bruf bin gladi se i kin sho in skil. - Bɔt wetin mek wan ɔndrɛd, i bɛtɛ fɔ gɛt wan tawzin wan tɛm.
  We di rɔbɔt grenade jomp go nia di TV, i pul am wantɛm wantɛm. Wan bɔnch pat ɛn spay pat dɛn bin apia na di ays, ɔltin bin de flash kwik kwik wan. Afta af minit, wan big waydskrin skrin we gɛt sataylayt kɔmyunikeshɔn bin apia bifo di man dɛn.
  Di plet bin smɔl, bɔt i bin tan lɛk se i ebul fɔ gɛt infɔmeshɔn frɔm ɔlsay na di wɔl.
  - Wel, aw? Bruf aks am se: "I de kam!"
  - Yɛs Brutɔs! Yu na masta! Bɔt a want fɔ rɔn na strit ɛn wach di program dɛn leta. Jɛnɛral wan, di want fɔ wach TV fɔ lɔng tɛm na mɔ tin fɔ gyal pikin dɛn.
  - Una bɔy pikin dɛn jɔs want fɔ rɔsh rawnd. At least i was in fut ɛn kip in yay pan am.
  - So yu kin was am! Dis na uman in biznɛs.
  Di rɔbɔt blo, ɛn di dɔti futprin dɛn we di bɔbɔ in fut nɔ gɛt natin nɔ de igen.
  - Dɔn! Naw yu nɔ nid fɔ wɔri.
  - Den mek wi go fo wan run.
  Alɛksi rɔn go na di strit. I defiantly splash tru di puddles, tray fɔ splash pas-pas, di rɔbɔt rɔsh afta am. Naw Alɛksi kech in padi, di bɔbɔ we nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ trɛnk luk bak, in yay dɛn opin.
  - Na udat?
  - Prins! Na in na mi padi! - Alɛksɛ bin tɔk.
  - Mi na in nɛni! - Di rɔbɔt bin blurt ɔt ɔnɛs wan.
  - Wetin na Afrikan yumo? - Ask di man we gɛt spɛktak.
  - Yes, a bin de jok! - Di rɔbɔt rialize se di blak pikin nɔ de evoke asosieshɔn wit di neni.
  - OK den! We a de rɔsh, a fɔ du mi homwok.
  - If yu want, a go du am fɔ yu! - Bruf bin gi advays.
  - I at, yu nɔ dɔn ɛkspiriɛns ɛnitin lɛk dis na Afrika.
  - Mek a tray. - Di rɔbɔt insɛf opin di brifkɛs, shek di tɛksbuk dɛn, skan dɛn ɛn ɔlmost wantɛm wantɛm i skech wan sɔlvishɔn wit bɔlpɔynt pen.
  - Wetin yu de du! Dis nɔto mi an raytin.
  - Naw i go bi yu yon. - Luk! - Bruf bin gi am am. - Wel, as yu si, yu no get wan single blot.
  I luk di sɔlv, in yay dɛn de kɔmɔt na in ed.
  - Wɛl, yes! I de kul. Yu jɔs de wɔndaful. Wetin mek ɔlman tan lɛk dat na Afrika?
  - Ɛn di prins, blu blɔd. - Di rɔbɔt lan fɔ lay kwik kwik wan. Di saboteur program bin provayd fɔ akt abiliti.
  - Wel, okay, a go tek di brifkɛs ɛn kam aut to yu.
  Alɛksi pat am na in sholda ɛn rɔn go na di kiɔsk.
  - Sigaret ɛn bia! - I bin se.
  Di stɔl bin prayvet ɛn, we i luk rawnd fɔ mek shɔ se no polisman nɔ de rawnd, di pɔsin we sɛl am gi di bɔbɔ wan glas ɛn af bia ɛn wan pak Kamɛl.
  - Dis we ya i go bɛtɛ! - Alɛksɛ bin tɔk.
  Di bɔbɔ tek dip drag pan in siga. I bin kɔf, i bin de spit wit disgusting. Di rɔbɔt bin tɔk se:
  - Bɔku nasty ɛn pɔyzin de insay dis smok, sɔntɛm i nɔ fayn fɔ pɔyzin di yɔŋ bɔdi. Ɛspɛshali bikɔs na di fɔs tɛm yu de smok.
  - Nid fɔ tray! We di bɔbɔ dɛn tɛl mi fɔ smok, a nɔ gri ɛn dɛn bit mi na mi fes. In jenɛral, dɛn nɔ lɛk mi bad bad wan, fɔs, bikɔs a po, ɛn sɛkɔn, bikɔs a ɔnɛs.
  - Wɛl, dis nɔ min se yu nid fɔ pwɛl yu yon bɔdi. Tabak pɔyzin gɛt lɛk tu ɔndrɛd pɔyzin ɛn pɔyzin tin dɛn. Apat frɔm dat, nikotin na drɔg ɛn i kin mek pɔsin nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ sɛns.
  - Aw i so?
  - Yu wan bi fulman?
  - Nɔ! Bɔt wetin wi go se bɔt bia?
  - I yusful insay smɔl dos, bɔt yu bay wan ɛn af. Dis tu moch, wia yu put am?
  - I go sheb wit wi.
  Siks bɔy pikin dɛn we ol tɛn to siksti ia bin kam nia di man dɛn, ɛn biɛn dɛn wan man we luk lɛk bullish bin de drink sigrɛt. I nɔ luk lɛk se i dɔn rich twɛnti ia, dɛn dɔn sheb in ed, i wɛr silva chen, i wɛr tatu na in an. Di figa, we yu jɔj bay di tik we di an dɛn nɔ de na di wɔl, dɛn bin pɔmp am bay we dɛn yuz anabolic steroids.
  - Wel, di bream don olredi "stok op", odasaid im bin de go olwes witout moni. I bin bay bia fɔ wi.
  - Bɔt a sɛl di bot dɛn. "Di bɔbɔ bin tray fɔ step pan Alɛksi in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, bɔt i nɔ bin ebul fɔ pul dɛn.
  - Kam on guys, shake am, maitbi im stil get moni.
  Di bɔbɔ dɛn rɔsh to di bɔbɔ, we Bruf intavyu:
  - Lɛf! Una siks de ɛn una dɔn ol, i nɔ fayn!
  - And yu kin si Niger tu, yu wan get shabal. Yu nos de it.
  Wan pan di man dɛn we sheb ed bin siŋ se:
  - Nigro na parasayt, dɛn dɔnki ful wit drɔgs! If yu mit blak man, kil di bastard wantɛm wantɛm!
  - Lɛf! Sɔntɛm i gɛt kabij! Spek di blak man.
  - Yu wan kabij, get am.
  Wan kabij ed we bin rili ebi bin fɔdɔm pan di kaw in ed. Di kaw ala ɛn chaj Bruf. I step na sayd ɛn trip am. Di bandit we bin vɛks bad bad wan bin fɔdɔm na grɔn.
  - Strɔng de na fulman in an: i tan lɛk klos we gɛt ol, i nɔ de protɛkt yu fayn, bɔt i de ɛp yu fɔ drawn pan ignorance! - na so di rɔbɔt se.
  - Yu na witty nigga.
  - Mi na prins! - Brutus bin se. - Ɛn na dat.
  Fɔ mek di rɔbɔt biliv tranga wan, i bin de flash valyu ring dɛn we bin de apia wantɛm wantɛm.
  Di wɔd prins bin gɛt majik ifɛkt pan di kaw. I tinap ɛn aks tru in tit we i klin.
  - If yu wan liv, draiv wan tausin bucks. - Ɛn i pul wan pistɔl.
  Di rɔbɔt bin grin, di wɛpɔn nɔ bin tan lɛk se i de mek i fred atɔl.
  "Yu want mek yu kɔmpin trayb pipul dɛn ros yu ɛn it yu."
  - Aw dɛn go no?
  "Bɔku witnɛs dɛn de rawnd, ɛn yu brɔda dɛn go gi yu blɛsin."
  Di kaw bin shek, dɔn i se:
  - Ɛn wi go brutal bit di bream, yu padi, ɛvride. Te i hang insɛf. Bɔt if yu pe wan tawzin Bask, wi nɔ go tɔch yu.
  Di rɔbɔt bin tink fɔ wan sɛkɔn ɛn gi advays.
  - If yu nid tausin, den wai yu de west taim fo trifles. Sɔntɛm wi kin ple sɔm pan di lokal gem dɛn, lɛk biliard.
  Di kaw shek in ed.
  - Nɔ, na kad nɔmɔ.
  Di rɔbɔt nɔ bin no dis kayn gem, bɔt di spay program bin tɔk se dɛn kin fɛn infɔmeshɔn na di Intanɛt. Wɛl, di infiltrated saboteur fɔ gɛt gud no bɔt di lokal ɛnjɔymɛnt ɛn ɛnjɔymɛnt industri. Afta ɔl, tank to dis yu de go insay di ɔpa strata na sosayti.
  - Sho mi aw dɛn tan lɛk.
  Di kaw bin put di dɛk ɔnda in nos ɛn sho in finga dɛn lɛk fan.
  - Tank yu, so wia wi go ple?
  - Na di bɛsin! Wi gɛt spɛshal pɔynt fɔ gem dɛn. Riliable as MMM tikɛt dɛn.
  Di man dɛn muf go de, ɛn Alɛksi bin waka wit dɛn.
  Na di bɛsin, ɔda strɔng yɔŋ pipul dɛn bin mit dɛn ɛn grit dɛn. We dɛn si di blak man dɛn bigin fɔ wispa. We dɛn bin de waka, di rɔbɔt bin yuz wan graviti wev fɔ go insay di Intanɛt ɛn rid ɔl di tin dɛn we dɛn dɔn lan. Bɔku kad gem dɛn de, bɔt bɔku pan dɛn na tin dɛn we rili fɔs ɛn dɛn kin dipen pan lɔk. Na da sem tɛm de, a lan infɔmeshɔn bɔt pipul dɛn we de shap kad ɛn tifman dɛn trik.
  Di Bul, we de enta di smok rum, tek wan oda dek, ofa to ple "Goat".
  - Dis na wi fav gem!
  - Insay "Gɔt lɛk got." Di "got" bin de travul na di relwe, bɔt di leg ɛn ɔn dɛn bin stil de na di ɛnd. - Na so di rɔbɔt se.
  Di dɛk, as pɔsin go ɛkspɛkt, dɛn mak am wit mak, bɔt fɔ pɔshɔnal shapman dɛn i rili primitiv. Di rɔbɔt bigin fɔ intres, i pul wan wad bɔks ɛn se:
  - Aw bɔku yu de bet?
  - So fa, akɔdin to di "mower", di prins.
  - Wetin i tan lɛk kindagarten, bɔt i go du.
  - Stɔp, di brɔda dɛn go ple wit mi. - Bull bin tɔk.
  Fo big bɔbɔ dɛn bin rawnd di tebul ɛn di gem bigin. Naw fayv bin de ple wit wan. Fɔ naw, di rɔbɔt bin want fɔ ple pas di wan dɛn we de agens am bay we i yuz klin sɛns. Bɔt insay gem lɛk kad, dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ win fayv pipul dɛn we sabi fɔ ful pipul dɛn so izi wan. Wan afta di ɔda wan, i lɔs tri gem dɛn. Na ya di Bul bin de ala se:
  - Wi de rayz di ret. Na wan tu bɔks.
  Di bɔbɔ dɛn bigin fɔ tɔk. Wan pan dɛn bin tɔk se:
  - Nigro nɔ gɛt bren.
  Di rɔbɔt bin fil bad ɛn i disayd fɔ du bad bad tin dɛn.
  - Wel, mek i bi wan tawzin.
  I bigin fɔ chenj di mak dɛn we dɛn mak ɛn di we aw dɛn mek di kad dɛn, ɛn i yuz di tɛknik fɔ tɛnsiɔn ɛn ristrakt di ples. Tin dɛn bin go fayn wantɛm wantɛm! Bikɔs di Bul dɔn lɔs, i mek wan fes.
  - Yu laki Naija, bot i no go las long.
  - Mek wi si!
  Naw di gem bin go to wan gol. Di smɔl brɔda dɛn bin de lɔs, ɛn di Bul bin de fred mɔ ɛn mɔ. Bɔt di rɔbɔt grenade bin gɛt tru tru gladi-at. Wan filin we nɔbɔdi nɔ si yet fɔ gladi, gladi ɛn gladi at we yu win. Jɛnɛral wan, yu tink se rɔbɔt kin gɛt gladi at? Insay dis kes, i bin fil rili fayn, in sol bin gɛt gladi-at, we bin de go ɔp we nɔbɔdi nɔ si yet. Fɔ fil se yu dɔn win ɛn yu bɛtɛ pas di ɛnimi.
  Fɔ dɔn, di Bul, we dɔn blo tru di las tawzin, aks fɔ sɔri-at.
  - I don finish, yu bin laki Niger.
  - Wetin mek yu nɔ gɛt ɛni ɔda tin fɔ ple fɔ? I tɔn to pɔsin we wik.
  Di nɛv kɔd tɔn to tu tayt twist, di rɛkɛt pul wan pistɔl ɛn tray fɔ put bulɛt insay. Bruf bin smayl, tri shot bin fala. Frɔm di we aw di rɔbɔt de si am, di bulɛt dɛn bin de muv tu sloslo, i bin izi fɔ mek i ebul fɔ ambɔg dɛn we i de flay. Di kaw blink in yay. Wan blak bɔbɔ bin tinap bifo am, i ol tu bulɛt dɛn na in an, ɛn di tɔd wan na in mɔt, ɛn i bin de ol in tit dɛn we wayt lɛk sno. Wan chuckle bin de:
  - Yu na pɔsin we denja ɛn we nɔ balans na wan primitiv planɛt. Get yu gift bak.
  Di rɔbɔt spit rayt insay di Bul in trap. I bin sag, ɛn fɔdɔm na grɔn. Wan trik blɔd bin kɔmɔt insay am. Di ɔda yɔŋ rɔbish brɔda dɛn rɔnawe. Na Alɛksi nɔmɔ bin lɛf. I bin blink in yay.
  - Na dat na Lekha! Wi figure am out, naw na taim fo get out of ya. At di sem tɛm, a go klin di trays dɛn. - Di rɔbɔt blo na grɔn, ɛn dɛn muf go na do, ɛn dɔn nia dɛn os. - Naw dem tink se dem no go bost yu.
  - Ɔ sɔntɛm, difrɛn frɔm dat, dɛn go want fɔ tek revaŋg.
  - Rivɛnj fɔ bandit na di yɔŋ sista fɔ kɔvayd, di gyal pikin fɔ meanness ɛn di stɛp gyal pikin fɔ sakrifays! A kin protɛkt yu ɔltɛm.
  - Tank yu, a konsol yu. Bɔt wetin kin apin we yu flay go?
  - Na dis tɛm, yu ɛn yu mama ɛn papa go bi immortal ɛn fabulous. So nɔ mek dat de mɔna yu. A si se yu nɔto kɔvayd, ɛn yu kin tinap fɔ yusɛf, ɛn yu mama ɛn papa nɔ drɔnk, dɛn jɔs de lɔs.
  - Nɔ mɛmba mi bɔt dis.
  Wan in padi rɔn kɔmɔt na di domɔt ɛn aks Alɛksi fɔ fɔgiv am:
  - Sɔri mama ɛn papa, wi delay una smɔl!
  - Nɔ wɔri, wi bin ɛnjɔy! - Na so di smɔl blak man se. - Wetin mek yu gɛt dis kayn stupid glas na yu fes? Afta ɔl, i at fɔ si tru dɛn.
  - Ɛn yu nɔ no am! Dɛn nid glas so dat pipul dɛn we de si nia go ebul fɔ si.
  - Wetin bɔt laser vishɔn kɔrɛkshɔn?
  - I dia ɛn wi nɔ ebul fɔ pe am.
  - Mek a mɛn yu yay, ɛn yu go gɛt shap, lɛk aw yu kin se?
  - Ɔla!
  - Ivin bɛtɛ pas igl.
  Di rɔbɔt pul in glas ɛn put in an oba di bɔbɔ in yay ɛn aks se:
  - Wetin yu de fil.
  - Smɔl tingling sɛnseshɔn.
  Bruf tek in an dɛn go:
  - Naw yu si ɔltin!
  Di bɔbɔ blink bɔku tɛm, ɛn in fes blo to smayl: di wɔl bin klia we nɔ kɔmɔn, ɔl di lif dɛn we de na di tik dɛn bin de si.
  - Dɛn nɔ go de tiz mi wit glas igen. Tɛnki to di blak dɔktɔ.
  - Wel, i gud fɔ du gud. - Di rɔbɔt se sɔm ɔnusual sɛnseshɔn.
  - Mek wi ple togeda? - Na di bɔbɔ we fri frɔm glas bin gi advays.
  - I go bi fayn. Mek wi kol oda guys.
  - Mek wi ple futbal bikos yu bi di bes.
  We di bɔbɔ dɛn bin de ple, dɛn bin sɔlv prɔblɛm dɛn we bin dɔn de na di staship.
  Di kɔmpyuta bin ripɔt to di kapten se:
  - Wi gεt tu sכm katalis we lεf fכ di fכs fכ di ultra-maykroplasma patikyula dεm. Sɔntɛm wi nɔ go rich na wi yunivas.
  - Usay a kin gɛt katalis?
  - I de insay maykrodos na di sawt pol na di planɛt wɔl.
  - So, annihilation de postpone fɔ sɔm tɛm. If nɔto dat wi go blo wisɛf.
  - Ɔl di bɛtɛ, lɛ wi wach di aborijin, sɔntɛm ivin mek fim bɔt dɛn. I go bi wan sakrifays.
  - En den wi go destroy am eniwe. Udat de flay go na di Sawt Pol?
  - A de wit di rɔbɔt dɛn. - Baffa bin se.
  - Den get gud trip.
  Di titi, we tri pipul dɛn bin de wit am, bin muf go na di ays we nɔ gɛt ɛnd. We i muf wantɛm wantɛm, i si insɛf midul di ays. Di tɛm fɔ di ikwinɔks dɔn rich, we na di Sawt Pol di San nɔ kin jɔs tɔch di ɔrayzin. Yu kin rid nyuspepa, bɔt di rayt dɛn kin kol ɛn i kin mek pɔsin shayn pepul. Sno kin bɔn lɛk safaya, di briz kin shayn, ɛn krawn de ɔp. Nays ɛn di sem tɛm i de ambɔg.
  Baffa bin gɛda di valyu katalis wit di ɛp fɔ spɛshal tin dɛn fɔ kip tin dɛn ɛn i bin ɛnjɔy di lokal nature.
  - Wi fɔ seiz di mɔnt: bifo ɔl dis dɔn lɔs.
  I bin dak na do ɛn kol. In mama ɛn papa bin kɔl Alɛksi in padi dɛn na os, ɛn na in wan bin lɛf wit in padi we go de sote go. Di bɔbɔ nɔ bin fil fayn, in dɔti, wet wet bare fut dɛn bin de swɛ. I bigin fɔ fil kol, na bin Sɛptɛmba ɛnd, nɔto di tɛm we di ples wam pas ɔl na Mɔsko. So, nɔ pas et digri.
  - A taya, maybe mek wi go haus. - Alɛksɛ bin tɔk.
  - A si se ivin mi lip dɛn dɔn tɔn blu. Yu gɛt gud jin frɔm yu mama ɛn papa ɛn yu nɔ go gɛt kol. Jɛnɛral wan, fɔ waka we yu nɔ wɛr fut we kol, kin bɛnifit yu. Sɔntɛm yu go go skul tumara.
  - Nɔ! Yu nɔ go ebul, skandal go de. Wetin mek a fɔ shem, a bin de barefut we dɛn de ple futbɔl, ɔ we a de lod na di stoa insay di sɔmma, lɛk blak krawd. Bɛtɛ mek a fashɔn snik, ɔdasay a go disgres insay shabby shuz.
  - Na tru se a go du am. I nɔto natin. - Di rɔbɔt flash ɛn wan minit afta dat, na in an dɛn bin gɛt di snik dɛn we kol pas ɔl, we dia pas ɔl na Yurop we dɛn mek wit natura krokodail lɛda.
  - Yu si aw i simpul! Yu go si sta dɛn na di skay! - Di jenaros rɔbɔt notis.
  - Tɛnki, a go gɛt sɔntin fɔ sho ɔf to di bɔy dɛn insay.
  - Ɛn naw a go gayd yu slip.
  Di bɔbɔ was in fut ɛn wɛr in snik. Dɔn i go bak bak na di apatmɛnt. In sista bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de slip. Alɛksi we bin taya bin pas ɛn slip.
  Na dis tɛm ya dɛn kɔl di nɛni-grenade:
  - Dis na Baffa we de tɔk! Katalis kɔlɛkshɔn na tin we at fɔ du. Nid yu ɛp.
  - Fɔ aw lɔng?
  - Nɔ pas fayv lokal awa. Dɔn i go izi fɔ go.
  - A de fayn naw.
  Di rɔbɔt bin tɛlipɔt wantɛm wantɛm, ɛn i fɛn insɛf nia Bafa.
  - Ridi fɔ wok.
  - Dɔn go bifo, du di tin dɛn we de dɔŋ ya! - Baffa transmit wan set of komand.
  We dɛn bin de du wan impɔtant tin, we mek di pikin dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ fɛt, akɔdin to di lɔ we se dɛn fɔ du bad tin, wan atak bin fɔdɔm pan di pikin dɛn.
  Polis Kɔnɔl Liɔnid Krysolazov bin gɛt infɔmeshɔn bɔt di kil we dɛn kil Byk. Di brɔda de fa frɔm di pɔsin we gɛt pawa pas ɔlman, da kayn prawd fraer de, i bin de supavayz gang dɛn we yɔŋ pipul dɛn. Dis nɔ bin chenj di balans pan pawa bɛtɛ. Bɔt di tin dɛn we apin na di kes rili intrestin, bikɔs di ɛliminɛshɔn bin apin bifo bɔku witnɛs dɛn. Dɛn bin tɔk se di pɔsin we shot na blak bɔbɔ we ol bitwin tɛn ɛn twɛlv ia, wit ring ɛn tik tik bɔks.
  - I bin tan lɛk prins to wi! - Di titi dɛn bin de ala.
  I bin intrestin, na kil we dɛn bin de kil bikɔs dɛn kɔmɔt na difrɛn trayb. Ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl, if yu fɛn di prins ɛn shek bɔku mɔni frɔm am, ɛn bak frɔm in mama ɛn papa. Dat min se yu kin mek fayn fayn mɔni.
  Na tru se polis kɔlɔnɛl de gɛt mɔni pas ɔdinari wokman, bɔt dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ kɔmpia am to ɔligarch. A want bak wan tri stori dacha, wan indo swimin pul, wan ol motoka ɛn wan yacht, i go fayn fɔ mek i pas wan. As fɔ di inkɔm diklareshɔn, i nɔ de intafya. Di wɛf na biznɛsman ɛn i rayt se: i mek mɔni. Di mɛya in wɛf na dala biliyan ɛn prɔblɛm nɔ de. No nid nɔ de fɔ dimand frɔm pɔsin we de alayv, bikɔs ivin di big Mashal Zhukov bin gɛt bɔku bɔku Jaman trofi dɛn we dɛn bin fɛn na in dacha: peint dɛn, statu dɛn. If yu ɔnɛs, i go bɛtɛ fɔ mek dɛn kil yu ɔ put yu na jel. Wan tin de we de sho se dis kes, di sɛkɔn bɔbɔ, we nem Alɛksi Yashin. Nɔto bad futbɔl pleya, dɛn ivin tink fɔ put am insay di siti pikin dɛn tim. I avrej pan in stɔdi, i ebul, bɔt i de ple truant bɔku. I tan lɛk se yɔŋ bandit dɛn bin de gɛda tribute frɔm skul pikin dɛn, bɔt di bɔbɔ in mama ɛn papa po, pas nɔmɔ di bɔbɔ de wok pat-taym fɔ was glas.
  - Tek am, arɛst am wantɛm wantɛm, ɛn aks am kwɛstyɔn bifo di nɛt dɔn.
  Di polis dɛn bin du di arɛst rud wan ɛn nak di domɔt. Dɛn pul Alɛksi kɔmɔt na bed ɛn dɛn nɔ ivin alaw am fɔ drɛs. So dɛn tay mi ankɔ insay mi ɔndapant ɛn kɛr mi go na di polis steshɔn.
  Alɛksi bin ala bɔku tɛm se:
  - Brutus to di rescue.
  Bɔt i gɛt baton na in sholda dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn di bɔbɔ sɛt mɔt. I bin de fred. I bin ɔndastand se dɛn de kɛr am go na prizin, we na ples usay dɛn kin tɛl bad bad tin dɛn bɔt. Na tru se i stil tu yɔŋ fɔ mek dɛn gɛt kriminal layabiliti, bɔt dɛn dɔn arɛst am, ɛn di ankɔ dɛn we dɛn tay tayt tayt wan na rial tin. Aw dɛn bin de dig insay mi an wit pen. Layt dɛn de flik, ɛn i tan lɛk se yu de se gudbai to fri layf. Di pikin in maynd de fred, shado dɛn de flik lɛk gɔst tru di ba dɛn. Dem de kam grap di prizina. Wan sɛl we de swɛt de wet fɔ am, we ful-ɔp wit man dɛn we vɛks we de du bad bad tin dɛn to nyu wan dɛn. Bɔt di tink we i de shem kin nak na in bren se i nɔ du natin ɛn natin nɔ de fɔ put am na jel fɔ. Sɔntɛm di dipatmɛnt go lɛf am fɔ go.
  Di polis vɛn bin stɔp nia di savis bildin. Dɔg dɛn bin de ala. Di shɛpad dɔg dɛn in mɔt we nɔ gɛt natin bin rili nia we dɛn kɛr Alɛksi go na strit.
  Di asfalt bin de fil lɛk tik ɛn kol ɔnda mi fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Di polisman we tinap na di ɛntrɛ aks se:
  - I stil so smɔl, wetin mek i nekɛd? Sɔntɛm yu kin at least wɛr klos we yu de kɛr am go na di pikin dɛn rum.
  - Dis na kilman ɛn tɛroris. Di intarogeshɔn nid fɔ kɔmɔt pan am kwik kwik wan.
  Di bɔbɔ we gɛt blant, tint, bɔt we gɛt waya nɔ bin tan lɛk tɛroris, bɔt di polisman, we bin no se if dɛn agyu am we nɔ nid fɔ apin, dat go ambɔg in wok, i wɛf in an.
  - Start am op!
  I bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ di bɔbɔ dɛn kɛr am go na di ɔfis. Tu pipul bin tinap de. Kɔnɔl ɛn sɛniɔ invɛstigatɔ Sparrow. Dɛn mek kruk fes, dɛn aks di bɔbɔ.
  - Dɛn de arɛst yu fɔ chaj fɔ terorizm ɛn kil. Yu go tɔk?
  - A inosɛnt ɛn a nɔ du natin! - Di bɔbɔ bin de stɔp fɔ tɔk.
  - Tel wi wia dat yong Negrito we bin de wit yu de.
  We Alɛksi mɛmba Bruf, wantɛm wantɛm i fil se i gɛt mɔ trɛnk na Gɔd biznɛs.
  - A nɔ no natin, a nɔ go se!
  - Ɛn yu no as pikin se wi gɛt rayt fɔ sɔbjɛkt yu to di mɔs kruk torchɔ.
  - I nɔto tru! A stil bi pikin, mek a go! - Di bɔbɔ bigin fɔ kray.
  - Tel mi usai yu Negrito padi de, en wi go let yu go.
  - Bɔt a rili nɔ no.
  Meja Vorobyov nɔd in ed:
  - Mek wi no west taim. Yɔŋ pikin dɛn kin rili fil bad we dɛn de ambɔg dɛn bɔdi.
  - Maybe wit wan hot poker?
  - Nɔto tumɔs mak ɛn swɛt. Current go bɛtɛ, i rili pen ɛn i gɛt sɛns.
  Di kɔlɔnɛl tek wan stɛp ɛn pan di bɔbɔ na in fes.
  - Yu go tok.
  - A nɔ no natin.
  - Den mek wi stat. - Vorobyov bin nɔd in ed. "Bɔt a nɔ rikɔmɛnd fɔ hit am na in fes, i go lɛf wan rili big brus."
  - Lɛ wi se natin se i fɔdɔm dɔŋ di stej. Aw many pipul dɛn bin bit ɛn stil de na dɛn pozishɔn.
  Dɛn bin mek wan spɛshal mashin fɔ mek ilɛktrik shɔk, bifo dat, dɛn bin de yuz am fɔ trit pipul dɛn we gɛt ilɛktrik shɔk na dɛn maynd. Naw kriminal masta dɛn dɔn adap am as inschrumɛnt fɔ mek pipul dɛn sɔfa. Tu animal dɛn we nɔ gɛt at bigin fɔ mek dɛn sɔfa.
  Af awa pas, di bɔbɔ, pan ɔl we dɛn bin dɔn tɔn di bɔkit wata, i nɔ bin izi fɔ mek i kam na in maynd. In an ɛn in fut dɛn bin de shek shek. Vorobiev bin se:
  "I denja fɔ kɔntinyu, i stil tu smɔl." Wi dɔn ɔlrɛdi tɔn ay vɔltɛm.
  - Sɔntɛm i fɔ go na di prɛs hut. Na de di kriminal dɛn go split kwik kwik wan.
  - Ɛn dɛn go pas di infɔmeshɔn to di mafia. Yu no aw i izi fɔ sɛn di smɔl bɔbɔ kɔmɔt na di zon.
  Ɛn akɔdin to di lɔ, dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ put am na sɛl wit big pipul dɛn.
  - Wi get wi own goblins fo di yong pipul dem.
  - Pantap dat, di brats, di mafia, go tɔk. A prɔpos fɔ kɛr am go na pɔnishmɛnt sɛl, fɔ sɔm awa na kol sɛl ɛn daknɛs go mek i tink.
  - Eni rat de de?
  - Nɔ, ɔ fɔ se i nɔ inof, bɔt di wata de dip te yu ni. Wɛl, lɛ wi put am na di pɔnishmɛnt sɛl.
  Afta wan penful shɔk we dɛn yuz ay vɔltɛm kɔrɛnt, Alɛksi bin de na wan stuporous stet. I bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i pe atɛnshɔn to ɛnitin. Dɛn kɛr am go na wan kol rum ɛn tay am wit in an dɛn. I tan lɛk se na fɔ mek di bɔbɔ nɔ aksidɛntli drawn insay wata we dip af mita. Fɔs, i bin tinap de, dɔn Alɛksi bigin fɔ shek. I kɔl Bruf bak ɛn kɔl am bad bad wan. Wan rat swim krɔs di wata, i ledɔm ɛn skrach di bɔbɔ na in ni. Alɛgzanda nɔ tɔk natin ɛn kray bad bad wan. Di rat nɔ bin angri ɛn i nɔ bin de it am. Bɔt mi an dɛn we bin de swɛt ɛn we bin de twist biɛn mi, bin de mek a fil pen bad bad wan. I bin rili at fɔ du. Taym bin de pas sloslo pasmak. Imajineshɔn bin de peint pikchɔ dɛn we gɛt ros. I mɛmba di wangren trip we i bin go na di Blak Si, aw ɔltin bin brayt na di layt. I bin ɛp fɔ pul mi maynd pan di kol ɛn pen. Bɔt, di bɔbɔ bin de shek shek bad bad wan. I bin de shek shek ɛn strɛch fɔ mek i wam.
  Na da tɛm de, Bruf dɔn fɔ gɛda di praymari katalis. Fayv awa dɔn pas.
  - A nid fɔ pripia di pikin dɛn fɔ sɛn na skul so dat dɛn go gɛt di ay mak.
  - Wel, okay, wi kin bia witout yu.
  Bruf kam bak fɔ si se di apatmɛnt dɔn pwɛl ɛn wan titi we de kray. Dɛn bin bit Valentina bak wit baton, di pikin bin gɛt big brus na in fes af-af.
  - Dɛn arɛst mi brɔda, ɛn dɛn kɔt mi fes. Aw a go go skul naw wit dis kayn fes?
  - Nɔ sad, na yu fes. - Di rɔbɔt bin muv in an dɛn. Di brus bin dɔnawe witout ɛni trays. - Naw yu don fresh.
  - Sev mi brɔda. Na tru se a nɔ no usay dɛn kɛr am go, a nɔ ɛva wɔnda usay di polis dɛn de.
  - A go fɛn am na di reda.
  Di rɔbɔt bin du wan skan ɛn afta sɔm tɛm, i bin si insɛf na wan dak sɛl.
  Di we aw i luk bin mek di rat dɛn fred, sɔm pan dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi bit di bɔbɔ. Alɛksi insɛf bin de insay wan sɛmi-faint stet, i bin de twit wit kɔnvulsiv. Di rɔbɔt bin brok di rop dɛn we bin de tay di pikin in an dɛn. I layt di kamɛra, ɛn trowe di wata bak wit wan fɔs fil. Dɔn i wɛf go pas na di domɔt. I bin mɛlt.
  - Yu fri.
  Di bɔbɔ bin de stɛp, in leg dɛn we wund nɔ bin ebul fɔ tinap, dɛn bin de si rɛd rɛd trays dɛn we gɛt ilɛktrɔd dɛn na in chɛst ɛn in an dɛn, dɛn bin bit in anklɛ dɛn.
  - A nɔ gɛt ɛni urine!
  - Okay, a go ristɔr yu!
  Afta sɔm tɛm, Alɛksi bin fil se i ful-ɔp wit trɛnk ɛn trɛnk, di trays dɛn we dɛn bin de mek dɛn sɔfa nɔ bin de igen.
  - Kɔnɔl Krysolazov ɛn invɛstigatɔ Vorobey du ɔl dis, a yɛri dɛn nem.
  - Kil di bastard dɛm! - Na di rɔbɔt dɔn gi advays. - Fo mi i izi and no trays de.
  - Nɔ, i bɛtɛ, mek shɔ se dɛn ansa akɔdin to di lɔ ɛn go na prizin.
  - I pɔsibul! A go gɛda pruf we de mek pɔsin du bad ɛn gi am to di FSB. Na de dɛn go gladi fɔ pin dɔŋ di polisman dɛn we de nimbul. Pan ɔl we i sɔprayz fɔ no se dɛn kin bia fɔ lɔng tɛm, nɔ wɔri, dɛn kayn pruf ya go de ɛn dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ kɔmɔt biɛn am.
  - Aweva, yu Brutus nɔ bin de rɔsh fɔ ɛp mi fɔ kɔmɔt.
  - Dis na mi mistek, na urgent kol from di otoriti dem. Bɔt yu no, na dis a kam wit. Neks tɛm we yu kɔl mi, di signal go layt wantɛm wantɛm ɛn a go ɛp yu.
  - Yu ɔna dɛn, di pusi dɛn, nɔ flay go yet?
  - Dɛn bin gɛt prɔblɛm. Bɔt dɛn go flay go jisnɔ, bɔt fɔ naw, slip tu-tri awa bifo skul.
  - A nɔ go let.
  "A go ɔl tu delay klas ɔ kɛr yu go na di get."
  We di bɔbɔ dɔn go na di apatmɛnt, i ledɔm na di bed ɛn slip. In sista sɛf bin pas, tu inosɛnt sol dɛn bin de snɛf.
  Di kriminal kɔlɔnɛl ɛn di kɔrɔpt invɛstigatɔ bin drink wan bɔtul vodka, slip na di ɔfis, ɛn dɛn nɔ bin tek lɔng tɛm fɔ test swit drim dɛn. Di FSB gɛt vidio rikodin fɔ kraym dɛn we dɛn pipul ya ɛn ɔda lida dɛn fɔ ɔganayz kraym dɔn du. Dɛn bin ivin gɛda pruf we de sho se pɔsin dɔn du bad to di jenɛral. Bɔku bɔku pruf dɛn bin de, lɛk wɛpɔn dɛn we dɛn mak wit blaynd man in buff, drɔgs ɛn ivin pikchɔ dɛn we de sho mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit pikin dɛn.
  Wel, so dat FSB no go slo, Bruf ripot somtin dairekt to di preziden. So, jɔstis bin win, ɛn di krata dɛn na prizin ɛn di polis dɛn we de mek pipul dɛn we de fɛt-fɛt nɔ bin ebul fɔ arɛst bɔku pipul dɛn.
  Di pikin dɛn bin de slip wit pis, pan ɔl we dɛn bin de gɛt ɔl di prɔblɛm ɛn wɔri dɛn bin de drim swit swit ɛn gladi at. Afta ɔl, ɔl di bad bad drim dɛn de biɛn dɛn, ɛn nia dɛn, wan padi we dɛn kin abop pan, we nɔ de kɔmɔt biɛn dɛn, wan fayn fayn nɛni we gɛt bɔku fes.
  We di man dɛn wek, bikɔs dɛn nɔ gɛt abit, dɛn kin du ɛksɛsayz kwik kwik wan ɛn brus dɛn tit. Di kichin bin de smɛl bad bad wan.
  We dɛn go, dɛn mama tinap bifo dɛn. Di tebul bin fayn, i bin gɛt ɔk, ɛn i bin ful-ɔp wit it. Wetin bin rili impɔtant na di kek, we tan lɛk wan ol Ist pales, we dɛn mek wit jɔlɔs ɛn flawa dɛn. Di pikin dɛn nɔ bin ɛva si ɛnitin lɛk dis ivin na fayn fayn stori dɛn na TV.
  - Eh! Dis na mirekul! - dɛn se togɛda.
  - It to yu wɛlbɔdi! - Na so di yunivasal rɔbɔt se.
  As i kin apin bɔku tɛm, pikin dɛn we angri kin it pasmak ɛn dɛn bɛlɛ kin at. Na tru se nɔto fɔ lɔng tɛm, di dɔktɔ we gɛt di sik we dɛn kɔl hyperplasmic bin mɛn dɛn.
  - Naw skul de wet fɔ wi. - Di bɔbɔ se. - Bɔt di hooligan dɛn nɔ go mɔs mi?
  - A kin mek yu strɔng pasmak, lay dɔŋ wan trenin program fɔ di Earth martial arts teknik.
  - Yu go mek mi laik Bruce Lee?
  - Nɔ strɔng pas dat!
  - OK den! A swɛ se a nɔ go ɛva ɔfɛnd di wan dɛn we wik, bɔt difrɛn frɔm dat, a go protɛkt di wan dɛn we de ɔfɛnd.
  - I sɔri fɔ no se, di wan dɛn we gɛt gud at ɛn we jɔs de du tin, bɔku tɛm dɛn kin wik, wikɛd ɛn dɛn kin lɛk pipul dɛn - dis bin apin bikɔs nature blaynd, ɛn Gɔd nɔ bisin bɔt ɔda pipul dɛn! - Na so di Robot se. "Bɔt di wan dɛn we gɛt rizin fɔ kɔrɛkt dis imbalans.
  - Wi gri! Pan ɔl we mi papa bin de tɔk ɔltɛm se Gɔd nɔ de, we i de luk yu, yu bigin fɔ biliv se di bɛst tin.
  Di rɔbɔt bin fil wan bad bad languor. Afta ɔl, di men tin we i bin want fɔ du na fɔ pwɛl di solar sistem kpatakpata. Ɛn i nɔ bin ebul fɔ pwɛl di ɔda we di wan dɛn we de ripresent di Kattof sivilizayshɔn bin gi am. Di wangren tin we bin de ol am bak na dat di spɛshal ship bin stil de na di Mun. Di ɔda fɔ blo di Wɔl na fiks aidia, na di kapten nɔmɔ go notis am ɛn nɔbɔdi nɔ go notis am. So mek di pikin dɛn liv dɛn las awa wit gladi at.
  Alɛksi bin fil se in mɔsul dɛn ful-ɔp wit trɛnk. Di bɔdi bin gɛt mɔsul dɛn. We i tek wan stɛp, i jomp ɛn nak di ay: tri ɛn af mita (dɛn apatmɛnt na Stalin dɛn bil) siling.
  - Tek tɛm, i nɔ go te igen yu go yus to yu trɛnk. Ɛn naw fɔ go skul. Ivin mi nɔ lan yet aw fɔ manej tɛm, pan ɔl we dɛn bin prɛzɛnt wi sivilizayshɔn wit di tru tin se sɔm tin dɛn kin chenj pan smɔl skel.
  Alɛksi ɛn Valɛntina bin drɛs ɛn gladi, dɛn bin si dɛnsɛf na di skul get dɛn. Di kɔmrɛd dɛn si di chenj dɛn ɛn rawnd dɛn. Di bɔbɔ ɛn di gyal bin ansa wit invinshɔn. Dɛn se di mama ɛn papa bin fɛn gud wok ɛn naw ɔltin fayn fɔ dɛn. Alɛksi bin tray fɔ tek tɛm yuz di pawa, ɛn i bin de stɔp am ivin we i bin de na klas we i bin de lan bɔt bɔdi biznɛs.
  We klas dɔn dɛn kin go na os. Bɔy pikin wit bɔy pikin, gyal pikin wit gyal pikin.
  Wantɛm wantɛm, Alɛksi, we i bin de yɛri mɔ ɛn mɔ, bin kech in yon sista in kray.
  - Ɛp! Dɛn bin de bit yu!
  Di bɔbɔ rɔsh to dis kɔl, sote i nak in kɔmpin dɛn dɔŋ. Fo titi scumbags drɛg in smɔl sista insay di bush. Wan padi we dɛn bin dɔn bit bin de ledɔm nia de.
  - Wi go depriv yu fɔ yu inosɛns! - Dɛn bin de laf. Tri pan dɛn na bin bastard dɛn we dɛn sabi, ɛn di nɔmba 4 wan bin kam fɔ bi se i ol pas aw i bin luk fɔs. Rial tifman, an blu frɔm tatu.
  Alɛgzanda bin kik am na in groin. Yɛs, wit so pawa dat di pɔsin we rep bin flay ɔp ay, lɛk tɛn mita so, ɛn krash pan di wɔl na di os. Dɔn i nɔ tɔk natin, ɛn i pul bɔbul dɛn we gɛt blɔd frɔm in mɔt we gɛt gap tut. Di ɔda wan dɛn bak bin gɛt am, frɔm Alɛksi, bɔt di bɔbɔ bin kɔntrol insɛf, ɛn di prɔblɛm bin dɔn wit fraktrɔs.
  - Get am, una bastard dɛm!
  We Alɛksi bin de luk rawnd, i bin gɛt kol fut:
  - Ɛn dis thug nɔ de blo.
  Bruf, we bin apia wit am wit di yunifom fɔ polis kapten, bin mek i fred fɔs. Di fred pas we i se:
  - Ɛn rayt fɔ di dɔg, dɔg in day. Apat frɔm dat, dɛn kayn pipul dɛn de tu kɔmfyut na prizin ɛn dɛn fɔ dɔn trit dɛn bad mɔ.
  - Yes, a de agens am, bɔt wetin go apin to mi!
  - Nɔ fred, a go pul yu ɔf! Wi go chalk am fɔ difend yusɛf, bɔt bikɔs ɔf yu ej, yu nɔ go gɛt kriminal layabiliti.
  Alɛksi bin biliv. Dɛn bin kam bak togɛda we Bruf tek di fɔm fɔ in mama.
  - Yu kin tek wan waka na di yad fɔ naw. Bay di we, aw yu ed de wok?
  - Bɔku bɛtɛ pas aw i bin de bifo. A mɛmba ɔltin, ɛn a de krak mi lɛsin dɛn lɛk nɛt.
  - Na so i fɔ bi! Di bɔdi bin de bɛtɛ, di maynd bin de wok mɔ. Yu no se pɔsin nɔ de yuz lɛs wan pasɛnt pan di tin dɛn we in bren ebul fɔ du.
  - A yɛri dat sɔmsay!
  - כl di sεl dεm na di bren de insay haybernεshכn. Bɔt di bɔku bɔku blɔd we i bin gɛt bin mek i wek.
  - So dis na wɔndaful tin.
  - So yu don bi smat. So ple wit yu sista.
  Valentina bin se:
  - A want fɔ strɔng bak ɛn protɛkt di wan dɛn we wik.
  Gud fɔ bi wit mashin gɔn
  Strayk lɛk stɛl we vɛks bad bad wan!
  Fɔ split di atɔm fɔ gud
  Ɛn flay lɛk bɔd go fa fawe!
  Di titi bin de siŋ.
  - Okay, a go mek yu strɔng bak.
  Afta sɔm sɛkɔn, Valɛnta bin fil difrɛn atɔl.
  - Wel, naw a go ple basketbol. Ɛn afta dat, a bin shem.
  - Nɔ sho se yu bɛtɛ pas yu bɔdi tumɔs. Dis go mek bɔku pipul dɛn fred fɔ lɛf wi. - Alɛksi bin tɔk.
  - Sɔntɛm! Di wɔl de jɛlɔs pipul dɛn we strɔng, dɛn nɔ lɛk di wan dɛn we wik, dɛn de put dɛnsɛf dɔŋ to di bad tin dɛn, ɛn pan ɔl dat, na pɔsin we pafɛkt wan mek am fɔ mek i pafɛkt! - Di gyal se.
  - Na rizin ɛn sɛns fɔ ɔnɛs nɔmɔ kin mek pipul dɛn pafɛkt, ɛn if yu ad nobiliti ɛn sɔri-at to dis, den pan dɛn 4 kɔnsɛpt ya yu kin le di fawndeshɔn fɔ gladi fiuja! - Di bɔbɔ se.
  Bikɔs dɛn dɔn dɔn wit sɛns, di pikin dɛn rɔn fɔ go ple.
  Bruf bin gɛt wan mɛsej se:
  - Kɔlɛkshɔn fɔ di praymari katalis dɔn dɔn. Dipatmɛnt go apin ɛni minit.
  Aktiv di eksplɔziv dɛn, ɛn afta di sta ship kɔmɔt na di say we di sik afɛkt, fɔdɔm di spes.
  Bruf bin de kray se:
  "Dɛn go stil fos mi fɔ pwɛl dɛn fayn fayn pikin ya, ɛn ɔl mɔtalman we gɛt prɔmis pan gud abit ɛn prɔgrɛs." Aw i at, na wan chans nɔmɔ lɛf.
  Di rɔbɔt grenade bin telepɔt to di staship. I bin tray fɔ kɔntakt di kapten.
  Bartorr, Piffo ɛn Baffa bin gɛda togɛda ɛn rɛdi fɔ di stat.
  Bruf bin adrɛs dɛn se:
  - A gɛt big rikwest to yu, duya kansel di ɔda fɔ kollaps di solar sistɛm.
  - Dis na di rizin bak we mek Bruf.
  "Yu nɔ go jɔs pwɛl sɔm bilyɔn pipul dɛn."
  - Wi de du dis fɔ mek di denja nɔ apin to wi bɔku bɔku spisis dɛm. Yu no se yu yon kɔnstɛlɛshɔn kin wam ɔltɛm! Ɛn di praymat dɛn so wikɛd, primitiv, lay lay biliv, dɛn go pwɛl dɛnsɛf! Nɔ sɔri fɔ dɛn.
  "Bɔt a bin kam fɔ no se pan dɛn, fayn ɛn ɔnɛs pipul dɛn kin de we kin lɛk fɔ mek tin dɛn ɛn fɔ rayt poem.
  - A rili sɔri, bɔt wi nɔ ebul fɔ ɛp yu.
  - En yu na Baffa!
  "A bin lɛk di pipul dɛn na di wɔl bak smɔl, bɔt mi wok, fɔs: fɔ pwɛl dɛn."
  - Ɛn Piffo!
  Di ol pɔsin we bin de na di Kattof rays bin ansa smɔl smɔl se:
  - Di maynd se fɔ gɛt kriyaytiv inklinshɔn na denja fɔ wi! Dɛn wan ya na pɔsin we go ebul fɔ kɔmpit ɛn dɛn fɔ dɔnawe wit dɛn!
  - Yu si wi unanimous opinion! Naw, go na di Wɔl wantɛm wantɛm ɛn du di ɔda we dɛn dɔn gi yu bifo tɛm. Tɛn at bit de lɛf bifo yu kɔmɔt. Ɔ fɔ se, i dɔn ɔlrɛdi rich nayn.
  - A nɔ go ebul fɔ nɔ obe, a de kɔmɔt.
  Bruf bin lɔs wantɛm wantɛm, ɛn i bin dɔn na di ɔnaful planɛt we dɛn kɔl Wɔl.
  Et, sɛvin, siks. - Di kɔmpyuta bin de kɔnt di at bit smɔl smɔl.
  Bartorr bin tɔk wit wamat.
  - Wi bin ɔnda-ɛstimat dɛn pipul ya na di wɔl. Dɛn bin afɛkt di pɔsin we bin de pwɛl di rɔbɔt dɛn we bin dɔn go bifo pas ɔlman na wi ɛmpaya sote i bin want fɔ nɔ gri fɔ tek di ɔda lɔ we wi bin gi am. I nɔ go ebul fɔ tink bɔt am.
  - Yɛs! - Piffo bin gri. - Pipul dɛn na di wɔl gɛt wan patikyula gift. Dɛn nɔ gɛt ɛni kɔmpitishɔn ɛn dɛn rili ebul fɔ win dɛn yon yunivas. Ɛn nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ gi garanti se dɛn nɔ go fɛn wi we dɛn de kɔntinyu fɔ bi padi. So una pwɛl dɛn fɔ di gud we pas ɔl.
  - En a tu sad tu! - Baffa bin se. - Bɔt a ɔndastand di intɛres fɔ wi kɔntri.
  Tu, wan! - Stat! - Di kɔmpyuta dɔn anɔys.
  Di spɛshal ship fɔs smol smol, dɔn i de go bifo mɔ ɛn mɔ, we i de aksɛlayt, i bin de kɔmɔt na di wata. Klosap instantaneous ultra-layt aksilarayshɔn. So dɛn kɔmɔt na di solar sistem, pas di ɔbit we Pluto de rɔn.
  - Wel, wia di kollaps of spes de? - Piffo bin de muf wit peshɛnt. - I nɔ go ebul fɔ obe di ɔda lɔ.
  - Na ya i de! Bartorr bin klap in an dɛn. In ples fɔ planɛt Wɔl, wan big blak bɔbul bin swel. Insay wan split sɛkɔn, i swɛla ɔl di planɛt dɛn ɛn di San. Dɔn i bɔs insay faya as wan we nɔ rili brayt, bɔt we big big supanova. Afta i dɔn bɔn fɔ tu-tri sɛkɔn, i bin ɔt wantɛm wantɛm. Matter skata, ɛn absoliut ɛmti fɔm biɛn di spɛshal ship. Ivin di intayunivasal vaykum nɔ so steril.
  - Di ɔda dɔn dɔn! Di Wɔl ɛn di solar sistem nɔ de igen. Wi de go insay wan haypa yunivasal jomp. - Bartorr bin ɔda.
  - Stil, i sɔri, di rɔbɔt grenade bin gud. Kɔdial. - Wan kristal kray wata rol kɔmɔt na Buff in yay. I rol ɛn fɔdɔm na di flo we dɛn dɔn polish.
  . EPILOGUE WE DƐN DE DU
  Wan kol shawa bin kɔmɔt na di skay, ɛn di pikin dɛn stɔp fɔ ple, Bruf apia bifo dɛn. I tek di apinɛns fɔ in papa, di stern Maksim Yashin. Frɔm di siriɔs we aw i bin de sho insɛf na in yay, di pikin dɛn kam fɔ no se sɔntin dɔn apin, ɛn sɔntin we rili impɔtant.
  - Wetin yu wan tel wi, papa? - Valentina aks.
  - A gɛt tu nyus. Di fɔs wan de sɔri, di sɛkɔn wan de gladi. Usay fɔ bigin?
  - Bɛtɛ wit ɛnjɔymɛnt. - Alɛksi bin tɔk. - Fɔ put wi insay gud mud, we go mek am izi fɔ dayjɛst di sɔri nyus.
  "A jɔs ebul fɔ sev ɔl mɔtalman, ɛn di solar sistem fɔ but, frɔm pwɛl pwɛl.
  - Aw yu go tɛl wi? - Di pikin dɛn aks insay wanwɔd.
  - A go bi brif! Dɛn bin tɛl mi fɔ dɔnawe wit di wɔl, fɔ ɔganayz di sabotaj we rili bad - wan spatial kollaps. I de pwɛl matirial kpatakpata, ɛn i nɔ de lɛf ivin ɛlimɛntri patikyula dɛn.
  - Wow, wetin na pawaful bɔm. - Alɛksi bin sɔprayz.
  - Wi de kɔl am haypagrenade! So mi na dis hypergrenade we fɔ erase ɔl mɛmori fɔ mɔtalman.
  - I bad, bɔt yu nɔ bin lisin to yu masta dɛn.
  - Nɔ! Dis na aut of di kweshon, di obediens blok oblige mi fo kari out di komanda"s oda,
  bɔt a bin ebul fɔ ful am.
  - Ɛn Aw?
  - Wan caveat bin de: yu nɔ go ebul fɔ bɔm we di staship de insay di rɛnj fɔ di bɔm. Afta ɔl, ivin dis kayn ship we dɛn dɔn protɛkt kin pwɛl. Dɔn a pul di graviti reda na di spɛshal ship ɛn put am na di dip dip ples dɛn na di Mun. Naw mi obedience unit kin gɛt signal ɔltɛm se di staship de nia denja, we min se supa eksplɔshɔn nɔ pɔsibul.
  - Ekselen aidia! Wetin fɔ du if di Mun kɔmɔt na di ɔbit? - Alɛksi aks.
  "Den a op se a go gɛt tɛm fɔ muf di laythaus to di Wɔl."
  - Wetin if dɛn kam bak ɛn tray fɔ pwɛl wi planɛt bak? - Valentina aks wan kweshon.
  - Dɛn nɔ ebul! Mi na hyper-saboteur, ɛn a gɛt inkris abiliti fɔ penetrate. A bin ebul fɔ infɛkt di ship in kɔmpyuta wit wan vayrɔs ɛn ires ɔl di paramita dɛn bɔt yu yunivas. So di chans fɔ mek dɛn kam ya bak nɔ go impɔtant. Apat frɔm dat, a bin sho wan rikodin na kɔmpyuta monita dɛn we de gi wan ɔndrɛd pasɛnt pikchɔ bɔt aw di spatial kollaps de trigger. Dat min se, i mek pipul dɛn tink se sɔntin dɔn bɔn. Naw mi masta dɛn bin flay go wit ful kɔnfidɛns se di wan ol solar sistem dɔn pwɛl.
  - Bravo we yu de du! - Alɛksi bin ala. - Yu na genius.
  - Na sad nyus! - Valentina aks.
  - Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ mit yu mama ɛn papa igen. Nɔbɔdi nɔ de fɔ tɔn bak.
  Di pikin dɛn swɛt togɛda:
  - If dis na di prayz fɔ pe, wi rɛdi fɔ aksept am fɔ di layf fɔ mɔtalman ɛn di sev fɔ di supasivilizayshɔn. - Alɛksi bin tɔk.
  - A go tek yu papa ɛn yu mama in ples.
  - Bɔt yu wan de, ɛn tu mama ɛn papa de. - Valentina bin notis.
  - A kin mek mi dɛbul nɔmɔ we nɔ gɛt ɛksplɔziv chaj, ɛn yu go gɛt mama ɔ papa.
  - Yu kin mek wan dɛbul.
  - A gɛt wan aprɔpriet riprodakshɔn program, ɛn di ɛlimɛnt dɛn we nid de na yu rich planɛt. Wetin nɔ de, dɛn kin mek am togɛda.
  - Rili! Wi go gɛt mama ɛn papa! - Di pikin dɛn se wit wanwɔd.
  - A go sheb wit una ɔl di no we a gɛt. Dis kin sav yu fetful wan to mɔtalman ɛn di Rɔshian Mama Land.
  - Na dat! - Alɛksi bin tɔk. "We a big, a go bi ɔfisa, ɛn sɔntɛm prɛsidɛnt, if a gɛt dis kayn ɔnɔ frɔm di pipul dɛn."
  - Ɛn a go bi sayɛnsman, a go mɛn ɔl sik ɛn tich pipul dɛn fɔ flay go na ɔda galɛksi. - Na so Valentina se.
  - Dis na rili rial tin! - Bruf bin gri. - Yu nɔ go ol ɛn yu go liv ɔlmost fɔ lɔng tɛm. So yu go gɛt bɔku tɛm we lɛf. A op se i inof fɔ yu wildest drim dɛn.
  - OK den! Tɛnki! - Na so Alɛksɛ bin tɔk. "Bot fos fos, wi go stat fo put tins fo oda, fos fo skul, and den fo ol ova di kontri. A go rid poem dɛn bɔt dis tɔpik.
  Di sonorous bɔysh vɔys bin de sawnd so lawd dat af pan Mɔsko bin yɛri am:
  Soul impulses of wɔndaful fayn fayn tin dɛn
  Di fɛtman bin fɛt fɔ in kɔntri bitwin di sta dɛn!
  Afta ɔl, drim dɛn we pɔsin kin drim we gɛt maynd dɔn kam tru
  Nɔ fred di armada fɔ wikɛd ɛnimi dɛn!
  
  Ɛn sɔnsay na di at di puls na di Wɔl de bit
  Fild dɛn: kristal spak, wata!
  A de protɛkt di pis we de na mi famili
  A de sav wit ɔl di pawa we di valiant Rɔshia gɛt!
  
  Mi enjɛl we de gayd mi bin de wev in sɔd
  Wan bad bad, tranga awa dɔn kam fɔ di mama kɔntri!
  A rɔsh go fɛt wit oli wamat
  So dat di rayt we di San de gi nɔ go ɛva kɔmɔt!
  
  Fadaland, yu na mi dia mama
  A nɔ ebul fɔ bia di sɔfa we pipul dɛn de sɔfa!
  A go giv evritin we a get fo yu
  Go tru pen, sɔri-at ɛn bad bad prɔblɛm dɛn!
  
  
  Gɔst pruf.
  
  Ditektiv stori.
  
  Ivin fɔ Rɔshia, we bin gri wit rivɔlɔshɔnari trɔbul we bin lɛf smɔl fɔ mek di ɛmpaya day, di tin we apin: di kil we dɛn kil tri bigman dɛn we de du biznɛs na di petrokemik ɛn kol industri insay wan nɛt, bin tɔn to rili wɔndaful tin. Nyuspepa dɛn we bin de fɛt wit dɛnsɛf, we bin de tɔk se di wɔl go dɔn, di shea dɛn fɔ bɔku big big kɔmni dɛn, lɛk baromita nidul we big big briz de blo, bin fɔdɔm.
  Di invɛstigatɔ fɔ spɛshal impɔtant kes dɛn, Aktin Stet Kaunsila Vadim Kartashov, wit di ɛp we di visitin jɔnalist Alisa Kanareeva, bin mek bak wan bay no simpul mosayk fɔ di tin dɛn we apin. Di atɛnshɔn we di Kartashov we bin gɛt mɔ ɛkspiriɛns bin gɛt, na tu impɔtant tɛm dɛn we dɛn bin de ple di kraym drama. Blɔnd rɛd ia, bush ia ɛn fayn, wit di figa fɔ wan fashɔn mɔdel, Alisa bin gladi fɔ tɔk bɔt aw i bin fil we i mit di faynɛns as dɛn na di Rɔshian Ɛmpaya:
  - Dis na lɔjishɔn, i rili at fɔ ivin imajin sɔntin lɛk dis na wi po kɔntri. A bin fɛn dɛn midul di bɔku bɔku fɔrɛst we gɛt wɔndaful plant dɛn we gɛt flawa dɛn ɛn kɔlɔn dɛn we dɛn dɔn twist wit gold we gɛt amber ɛn pal grafik dɛn we gɛt fayn fayn say dɛn. Ay ɔnda di arch dɛn we dɛn dɔn pent, dɛn kin hang kech dɛn we gɛt silva we dɛn kɔt kɔt we dɛn dɔn kɔt wit ston dɛn bitwin di pam tik dɛn ed. Insay dɛn, bɔku bɔku bɔd dɛn we gɛt difrɛn difrɛn shed dɛn we gɛt flawa dɛn bin de siŋ wit difrɛn vɔys dɛn, ɛn a nɔ bin ɛva si dɛn kayn big big parrot dɛn de we wɛr di fayn fayn klos dɛn we pikɔk dɛn kin wɛr. Pan ɔl we a bin gɛt fɔ go fɛn di ɔgɔst pipul dɛn na Paris ɛn Lɔndɔn. Ɛn fɔ go smɔl, wan big kristal akwariɔm de, lɛk swimin pul, wit fishaman dɛn we gɛt fayn fayn brayt kɔlɔ dɛn. Na di ɔda flo, wan zoo de wit animal dɛn we kɔmɔt na ɔl di siks kɔntinɛnt dɛn, i sɔri fɔ no se a nɔ bin gɛt tɛm fɔ luk dɛn. - Di gyal spre in tin bɔt strɔng an dɛn wayd ɛn i nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt fɔ tɔk wan epik frɛz. "Bɔt ivin na di dɛzat we nɔ gɛt pipul dɛn pas ɔl, di siŋ we dɛn bɔd dɛn ya bin de siŋ ɛn di flawa dɛn we de smɛl bin tan lɛk se na nɔmal tin pas na dis kayn fayn fayn faya.
  Kartashov bin tɔk wit pɔlitiks fɔ ambɔg di jɔnalist se:
  - Dis na, fɔ tru, intrestin, bɔt udat bin de na dis? Pipul dɛn na di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl!
  Di gyal-jɔnalist bin klik di il fɔ in fashɔn sus na di mabul kɔba ɛn inhal tru in nos di tart smel fɔ di saful blak si we wan big wam briz de kɛr. In tenacious memori bin notis ɔltin, ɔ rayt ɔltin, we mɔtalman pɔsibul. I bin tɔk wit saful saful vɔys se:
  - Tu lɔng futman dɛn de na di ɛntrɛ, wan kayn sikyɔriti, ɛn na di kɔlol wan sɛktri we gɛt di fayn nem Anfisa. Di ledi rili ripresent... I luk laik se evritin - biznis tok-tok no nid big nomba of witnes.
  - Bɔt, fɔ sɔm rizin dɛn bin invayt yu. - Ivan Kolobkov, we na ɛstɛt invɛstigatɔ fɔ patikyula impɔtant kes dɛn, aks wit sɔspɛkt tɔyn.
  Di titi ansa wit wan inosɛnt luk:
  - Insay di rayt tɛm a go tɛl yu bɔt dis, bɔt a si se yu intres pan ɔda tin.
  - Tɛl ɔltin ɔ de na wan stinking sɛl wit lousy tifman ɛn jipsi! - Vadim Kartashov bin de trɛtin am.
  We i mɛmba di prizin we de na di bɛsin, usay Alis we bin want fɔ no mɔ bin dɔn go, dat bin mek i wins. Di titi kɔntinyu kwayɛt wan se:
  Wan ɔdinari dispyut bin de bitwin di industrialist dɛm... Ɔ wan diskushɔn bɔt tin dɛm we nɔ rili klia. Ɛni we aw i bi, di Bolshevik dɛn ɛn mɔ di Sɔshialis Rivɔlɔshɔnari dɛn bin mek pipul dɛn fred fayn fayn wan, ɛn dɛn bin de yɛri tin dɛn bɔt di las wan wan wan tɛm. Wan bigman we gɛt et pawn, we nem Kɔnstantin Borovikɔv, bin de pruv sɔntin wit trɛnk to Ebram Khinshtein, we na bin dray ol man we gɛt huk nos ɛn wan smɔl peni na di tip pat pan in nos. Bɔt Ebram nɔ bin ol tumɔs, in muvmɛnt dɛn bin rili gɛt trɛnk, bɔt in smɔl smɔl tin dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi bi prɔvab. - Alis rol in yay wantɛm wantɛm ɛn wink wit sɛns. - I luk so lɛk Gobsek frɔm Balzac, pas di difɔm grey biad.
  Stern Kolobkov bin intarop wit harsh wan:
  - No bi distracted madam, di resemblance to Gobsek no get enitin to du wit dis mata.
  - Wel, wetin mek... - Di mɔ tolɛrant Kartashov nɔ bin gri. - We dɛn de du di investayshɔn, ivin di ditel we nɔ impɔtant pas ɔl impɔtant. Speshali, dɛn sabi am fɔ sɔlv kɔmpleks kil dɛn we i de yuz wan sigrɛt bɔt. Bɔt yu go ebul fɔ gi patikyula tin dɛn bɔt di agyumɛnt?
  Di titi bin de shem we i nɔ bin shɔ se:
  "We dɛn si mi, dɛn sɛt mɔt, bɔt wan pan dɛn, Liɔnid Gɔfman, insay mi opinion, nɔ bin go insay di tɔk atɔl. Dɛn bin de luk... I tan lɛk se na stray pusi ɔ dɔg we nɔ fayn, ɛn nɔto fayn jɔnalist bifo dɛn.
  Di pɔsin we de tɔk bɔt di stori bin stɔp smɔl, i bin klia wetin i de ayd. Aktin Stet Kaunsila Kartashov, we tek di utmost severity, se, as i ad metal to in vois:
  - Stil, sitizin, dɛn go gɛt fɔ sɛn yu na damp sɛl wit rat... Fɔ we yu nɔ gri fɔ ɛp di invɛstishɔn fɔ sɔlv wan patikyula denja kraym ɛn yu saspek se yu de ɛp tɛroris... Wi gɛt rayt fɔ kip yu na prɛ- trial detɛnshɔn fɔ rili lɔng tɛm, te dɛn trial am. Yu no am yusɛf!
  Alis, we tɔn in blɛsin, bin kip di we aw i bin tan lɛk se i kol ɛn i nɔd in ed kwayɛt wan:
  - A go tɛl yu... Pan ɔl we dis kin mek yu gɛt inosɛnt viktim.
  Dɛn tu invɛstigatɔ dɛn ya nɔd wit wulf smayl ɛn puf dɛn chɛk. Kartashov bin grɔmbul se:
  - Kam... Ɛn nɔ ivin tray fɔ lɛf ɛnitin we dɛn nɔ tɔk, wi go fil di lay wantɛm wantɛm.
  - Khinshtein adrɛs mi rili rud wan. - Di jɔnalist wrink in fɔrɛst ɛn sof in ɛksprɛshɔn. - Lisin, Alis, uman dɛn we yu kayn kin go insay difrɛn dak ples dɛn. Ɛn a want mek yu du sɔntin fɔ wi, we nɔ ɔfishal wan atɔl. Na dis na di adrɛs usay di Sɔshialis Rivɔlɔshɔnari dɛn gɛda, insay dis kes, tri bandit dɛn.
  Di jɔnalist bin de shem bak, ɛn i nɔ tɔk natin. I bin ɔndastand se fɔ kɔntinyu, i go rili bi day sɛnt fɔ dɛn pipul ya. I kin rili ple di ful ɛn spɛn tu-tri mɔnt na prizin... Dis go jɔs ad to in pɔpulɛshɔn, nɔ ple di sis. Wetin wi go du if i nid fɔ du am?
  Kolobkov bin nud di jɔnalist in ɛlb:
  - Tɛl mi udat na dɛn pipul ya... Wantɛm wantɛm!
  Alis bin shek, i tɔn rili pale, ɛn se:
  - Nɔ!
  - Wetin! - Kolobkov bin grɔmbul.- Ripit!
  - Nɔ! - Alis se bɔku mɔ tranga wan ɛn ad. - A nɔ mɛmba ɛnitin.
  Kartashov, wit wan shrill trill fɔ in wisɛl, kɔl 4 polisman dɛn we gɛt buldɔg fes ɛn big but. Di but dɛn bin kɔba tik wan wit san, we lɛk fɔ stik to fresh shuz polish, ɛn dɛn bin de klik lawd wan pan di kɔblɛs ston dɛn, ɛn sɔm pat dɛn bin de fɔdɔm pan dɛn. Di sinia invɛstigatɔ fɔ patikyula impɔtant kes dɛn bin ɔda se:
  - Tek am go na di siti prizin, pik wan sɛl we wɔs pas am de, so dat i go mɛmba di nem dɛn fɔ di wan dɛn we bin de plan kwik kwik wan.
  Di polis dɛn, we rɔsh go nia di jɔnalist, nɔ bin gɛt sɛrimɔni, dɛn bin de kɔt dɛn an dɛn ɛn tay dɛn bak wit shakul dɛn we rili big ɛn we dɔn rɔsti. Dɛn pul in an dɛn wantɛm wantɛm, dɛn rɔb in an dɛn, arch in sholda dɛn wit dɛn wet. Fɔ tɔp am, dɛn bin de grop mi rɔf wan, luk mi, kɔt mi sus ɛn push mi na mi bak se: "Waka fast."
  Di wɛda na di Blak Si kɔst kin wam, ɛn di ɔtom we de kam nia de mek di san in layt nɔ de bɔn so igen. Fɔ waka barefut pan di smol smol tayl dɛn bin tɔn to ivin fayn, pan ɔl we di jɔnalist bin gɛt sɔm shem, mɔ frɔm di luk we bɔbɔ dɛn we want fɔ no mɔ bin de luk afta dɛn. Ɛn bak fɔ am, nobul uman dɛn na di tɛn jɛnɛreshɔn kin fil lɛk barefut plebeians, we de mach ɔnda arɛst. Bɔt i rili gɛt sɔntin fɔ ayd. Afta ɔl, Ebram tɛl am se i gɛt dɔkyumɛnt dɛn we de kɔndɛm di lida dɛn fɔ di Sɔshialis Rivɔlɔshɔnari dɛn Maksim Zheleznyak, Alɛksi Dubinin ɛn di sayn fɔ di uman we de rayt poem ɛn rivɔlɔshɔnari, we go mɔs bi se na anarchist pas wan Sɔshialis Rivɔlɔshɔnari, Viktoria Tarakanova. Alis bin dɔn no di las ribel gud gud wan. Di fambul poet wan tɛm bin wip wan bɔkul ros af-af akɔdin to Ebram Khinshtein in fes ɛn dɔn ɛnd ɔp wit had wok, usay i bin fɔ dɔn spɛn twɛnti lɔng ia (di kɔt bin chaj am fɔ tray fɔ kil ɔnda aggravating circumstances). Bɔt, akɔdin to di tsar"s 1905 manifesto "On Freedom," dɛn bin fri di rivɔlɔshɔnari ɔnda pɔlitikal amnɛsti. Khinshtein bin se wit di pɔyzin grin we wan vaypa de grin: "Fɔ dɛn bandit, Stolypin in tay na garanti, ɛn biliv mi, gyal, a go mɔs bi ɛgzampul fɔ filantrɔpi, fɔ gi dɛn wan dil.Dɛn de yuz ɔl dɛn inflɛns fɔ fɔ mek wi nɔ du wan siriɔs plan fɔ strayk na wi ɛntapraiz dɛm, fɔ ansa wi nɔ go gi kriminal kes Lɛ wi go!" Di ɔda tu bɔjwɔ gɔl dɛn nɔd fɔ gri.
  Alis bin tɔk klia wan se:
  - Bɔt dis na blakmɛl...
  Ebram in yay bin bi, if dat ivin mɔ pɔyzin, bɔt in vɔys, difrɛn frɔm dat, sof:
  - Lɛ wi kɔl am difrɛn we - fɔ mek dɛn nɔ shed big big blɔd. I go wɔs fɔ dɛn, jɔs lɛk yu, so kwik kwik wan.
  Di sɛktri we bin de de, kol wan gi Alis wan not frɔm di adrɛs dɛn fɔ wan smɔl Sɔshialis Rivɔlɔshɔnari pati.
  Kanareeva bin gɛt fɔ spid in spid na siti we gɛt wɔndaful difrɛns dɛn lɛk Odessa. Lagz pales dɛm fɔ oligark dɛm ɛn destitute slum dɛm fɔ di po pipul dɛm. Bɔku dɔti kin kam na di rod if yu kɔmɔt na di neba dɛn we di jɛntriman dɛn ɛn di wan dɛn we de de na di sɔmda de. Dɛn ivin fos Alis fɔ mek wan rod fɔ mek i nɔ go insay dɔti wata, in sus stil tu nyu ɛn dia, ɛn di jɔnalist nɔ jɛntri.
  Di get-together of proletarian lida dem bin tek ples fo somtin laik kafe. Wan big dɔg de bak we dɛn nɔ no bɔt we de gayd di say we dɛn de go insay. Bɔt i tan lɛk se i smat, i bin de ala tu-tri tɛm, bɔt afta we i ala lawd wan, i nɔ tɔk natin. I rɔn go na di sayd, de shek in tel. Alis bin gɛt maynd fɔ go insay di rum, frɔm usay dɛn bin de yɛri di smel fɔ fresh bred, bia ɛn... manyuɔr. Di flo we dɛn nɔ bin tek tɛm was bin de slid ɔnda in il. I bin klia se dɛn bin de fil se dɛn po, na wan wan drɔin dɛn nɔmɔ we gɛt brayt kɔlɔ dɛn bin de hang pan di shab wallpaper, we bin mek di tin gɛt layf. Insay di big wan we dɛn drɔ, we na wan pikchɔ we dɛn drɔ fayn fayn wan ɛn we dɛn tek tɛm drɔ we de sho wan uman we wɛr wɛpɔn ɛn we gɛt strɔng fes, di blu yay dɛn we di wɔriman gɛt bin de shayn, di stɛp-bɔn chin bin de angul smɔl ɛn i bin harsh fɔ gyal pikin in fes. Blɔnd ia insay pigtɛyl... No sayn nɔ bin de ɔnda di pɔtrɛt, bɔt wan asosieshɔn bin kam wantɛm wantɛm na mi ed: "Jean Arc", mɔ bikɔs di pikchɔ we smɔl smɔl de sho wan uman we rili fiba, we na jɔs rili tin, wit in yay we dɔn sink, ɛn brus na di wan dɛn we gɛt pɔynt. Blɔnd ia de lɔs oba di sholda dɛn, ɛn i de kɔba in chɛst di sem tɛm. We dɛn tay am to wan pol wit in an dɛn we i es ɔp ɔp, na wan klos nɔmɔ i gɛt, wan monastik ia shit we dɛn kɔt te to in wes, pan ɔl we i nɔ shɔt di we aw di Puritan dɛn de du am, we de sho in leg dɛn we wund ɔp di ni dɛn, wit trays dɛn we de sho se i rili bad de bɔn.
  Tri ɔda peint dɛn rili smɔl wit flawa ɛn animal dɛn, bɔt dɛn de alayv bak, pɔsin kin fil di ɛkstra ɔdinari talɛnt we di masta gɛt.
  Wɛl, ɛn di tebul insɛf, big, dɛn kɔt am roughly lɛk pesin tavern, pas nɔmɔ se i klin, ɛn tu vays dɛn bin de we gɛt ros bush.
  Bɔt di tin we fiba tavern bin de kɔmplit wit mag dɛn we gɛt bia ɛn, fɔ kɔmplit dɛn, bɔt fɔ naw, wan bɔtul we dɛn sial wit Monopolka vodka. Slais sosish bin de ledɔm pan sanwij dɛn we gɛt bɔta, wit kɔkumba ɛn tomato we dɛn kɔt nia de. Na tru se i fa frɔm di lɔjishɔn we bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn gɛt, fɔ ɛgzampul, wan bɔtul Napoleon cognac wit sta dɛn we dɛn kɔt wit rubi we bin de mek di triumvir in tebul fayn, bin kɔst lɛk fifti ia pan di mɔni we wan simpul wokman kin gɛt ɛvri ia. Maxim Zheleznyak na lɔng, i luk stɛp, i gɛt bɔku brayt bon, bɔt i agil, pan ɔl we i butu, i gɛt shap shap protruding upturned nos ɛn lɔng lip dɛn. I bin wɛr wan blak mɔstaz we rili big, we mek i tan lɛk wan Kɔsak Kɔsak. Bɔt di sem tɛm, wan wan tɛm, in fes bin de shayn wit wan big smayl, ɛn i bin de mek di impreshɔn sof smɔl. Bɔt Zheleznyak nɔto selɔ, lɛk aw pɔsin kin tink, mɔ we i de luk di anka we dɔn chip na in bak pan in big an, bɔt na fɔma biznɛsman klɔk we jɔyn di rivɔlɔshɔnari muvmɛnt ɛn we dɔn ɔlrɛdi ebul fɔ drink bɔku prizin gruel. Alexey Dubinin, wan man we gɛt pale, we gɛt sɛns, we gɛt glas, blak biad we gɛt rɛd spat, ɛn tɔp hat we mek i tan lɛk Yuropian. Plɛs wan ken na in an, wit kwik finga dɛn insay pekul glɔv dɛn we dɛn kɔt na di phalanges. Di glas dɛn bin de mek di jentlman luk mistiriɔs ɛn sinis, lɛk fɔrina spay. Ɛn i bin de drink bia insay rili smɔl smɔl sip dɛn, ɛn i bin tan lɛk se i rili de tek tɛm.
  Bɔt di pɔsin we intrestin pas ɔl na di smɔl tavern na, fɔ tru, Viktoria Tarakanova. In klin, fresh, tan fes rili fayn wit pafɛkt rɛgyula fes ficha dɛn. Wan kin fil di aristocratic brid pan ɔl we di grey dres we rili smɔl, di wangren tin we dɛn bin de drɛs pan am na in lush, wev, dazlingly wayt ia wit smɔl golden tint. Na ya Alis bin sɔprayz wantɛm wantɛm fɔ si di sem tin bitwin di uman we bin de rayt poem we bin tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt ɛn di titi we wɛr klos we dɛn sho na di pikchɔ. Pan ɔl we sɔntɛm Viktɔria fayn pas am fa fawe, i nɔ gɛt so shap fes, bɔt in yay... Dɛn rili fiba! Wil ɛn tafnɛs bin rol insay wan. Bifo di titi, wan big birch mug bin tinap wit milk, we, bɔt, nɔ bin fit di rivɔlɔshɔnari wit di gris we prinses gɛt. Wan uman we kɔmɔt na prins famili luk rili strenj we i wɛr po dres.Wetin mek i kam na di rivɔlɔshɔnari kamp, we fos am fɔ put in layf pan denja, fɔ lɛf fɔ gɛt mɔni ɛn in fambul dɛn we gɛt ay pozishɔn? Ɛn nɔto in nɔmɔ! We Viktoria si di jɔnalist, i tinap ɛn tek tu-tri stɛp dɛn we nɔ tɔk natin fɔ go na di mitin.
  Alis bin sɔprayz se di aristokrat in muvmɛnt ɛn jes dɛn nɔ bin gɛt fut, ɛn di dak brawn tan we bin de na in fayn fayn leg dɛn we dɛn kɔt kɔt, bin sho se i dɔn de waka dis we fɔ at le di las sɔm mɔnt dɛn. Di klos shɔt bak pas di klos we dɛn kin wɛr na monastik ɔ prizin, pan ɔl we di klos we dɛn kɔt fiba. Bɔt, dis kin mek di pɔsin we tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt luk fayn mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Maksim Zheleznyak bin de grɔmbul se:
  - Ɛn udat dis tranga tɛm briŋ to wi?
  Alis bin ansa wit kol at se:
  - A nɔ go lay, wi nyuspepa de rili want fɔ gɛt intavyu frɔm yu... Bɔt di nyus rili impɔtant fɔ yu.
  Viktoria ansa fɔ ɔlman wit wan big smayl:
  "Uman dɛn we gɛt yay lɛk dat nɔ de lay, dɛn jɔs... Dɛn de mek tin dɛn." Bot dis taim a rialize se yu, as journalist, get wan rili impotant wok.
  Alis bin sɔprayz smɔl:
  - En wi mit wit yu, wia yu get dis from?
  Viktɔria bin slap in an dɛn:
  - Yes, at least wan notbuk wit not we de slip komot fo im poket, so rare otomatik ink pen... And hu oda wan fit kom to wi apat from journalist and... - Na ya di rivolushonari fil so hapi dat im giggle. - Pantap dat, di frayz na wi nyuspepa ɛn intavyu.
  Di big big Maksim Zheleznyak bin kray ɛn tek wan stɛp kwik kwik wan. I bin rili gɛt di we aw bea tan, ɛn di we aw dis animal kin biev kwik kwik wan:
  - Ɔ sɔntɛm na spay we kam ya ɔnda di guise fɔ jɔnalist... I tu fayn.
  Alɛksi Dubinin, wit di fayn fayn vɔys we di prist bin de yuz we i bin de rid di prist, nɔ bin gri se:
  - Nɔto rili! Dis Alisa Kanareeva, we dɔn chenj bɔku magazin dɛn, dɛn de mek am sɔfa fɔ in fri we fɔ si tin, bɔt na witty cutie. A nɔ tink se na di kayn pɔsin we gri fɔ spay.
  Maxim nɔ bin gri fɔ du dat:
  - Ivin if yu na Dubinin, yu gɛt ayɛn mɛmori, rial waka ɛnsayklopidia.
  - Inklud eksplɔziv teknɔlɔji! - Wantɛm wantɛm Alis blɔk.
  - Wetin? - Alɛksi bin lɔs in stiffnɛs wantɛm wantɛm ɛn tinap shap shap.
  Di jɔnalist kɔntinyu fɔ blo wan briz se:
  - I tan lɛk se Khinshtein no sɔntin bɔt yu involvmɛnt pan sɔm eksplɔshɔn ɛn sɔm kayn kil. Im threaten se if yu trai to paralayz di indastri we de anda dia kontrol wit straik, im go trowe somtin laik dis...
  - Kwik wan we dɛn bin de ɛkspɛkt fɔ muf! - Dubinin ansa kol kol, habitually pul imsef togeda. - Bɔt wi rili rɛdi fɔ dis bak.
  - Dis na di bastard, fat bɛlɛ! - Zheleznyak bin de ala wit wamat. - Wi go krɔs dɛn fat snot to paoda. Prizin ɔ had wok nɔ de mek a fred, bɔt di dɛbul dɛn we gɛt di frying pan dɔn ɔlrɛdi de kray fɔ dɛn. I nɔ go tek lɔng fɔ mek dis fat mucus dɔti di Wɔl.
  Viktɔria put in indeks finga na in lip ɛn wɔn se:
  - Yes, tek tɛm, if dɛn no usay dɛn de, dɛn kin rili sɛn spay fɔ wayatap.
  Alɛksi Dubinin insɛf bin put in vɔys dɔŋ ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i wispa se:
  - Na tru se, no tok nɔ go de bɔt ɔligach we de kɔllɔd wit di wɔl. Na dat mek wi bigin ɔl dis, mɔ bikɔs di ɛnd fɔ Stolypinism dɔn nia... - Di intɛligent ribel luk rawnd, glan saydway na di winda ɛn dɔn. "Wi don tek sirios retaliatory steps tu, bot wi no go tok am yet."
  In sus dɛn bin de krak, ɛn afta we di jɔnalist dɔn luk dɛn, i bin notis se: "Dɛn import am wit spayk, sɔntɛm dis na rial spay?"
  Viktɔria, we bin de smayl rili swit, bin tɔk se:
  - Sɔntɛm sidɔm wit wi fɔ sɔm tɛm ɛn lɛ wi tɔk nɔto bɔt pɔlitiks, bɔt poem ɛn peint.
  Alis bin blo wit kɔnfyushɔn se:
  - Ɛn yu go mɔs dɔn drɔ dɛn fayn fayn pikchɔ ya?
  Viktoria bin gladi fɔ kɔnfɔm se:
  - Wɛl, yes! Yu lɛk am?
  Alis bin ansa ɔnɛs wan se:
  - Na wan say, yes, bɔt na di ɔda say, i tan lɛk se pusi de te na yu skin... A nɔ bin no se yu na atis bak!
  Viktɔria ansa wit wan inosɛnt smayl:
  - Bifo dis tɛm, a bin jɔs de drɔ karikachɔ ɛn i nɔ tu te yet we a bin chenj to sɔntin mɔ... Specious, although biliv mi, karikachɔ nid bɔku skil.
  Alis bin ivin wispa fɔ ansa am se:
  - A nɔ fɔ no! Afta ɔl, a stil nɔto wan pan di las jɔnalist dɛn...
  Di titi we dɛn arɛst nɔ bin de mɛmba am bikɔs i bin de fil pen na in fut, dɛn waka kɔmɔt na wan mawnten rod we gɛt shap shap ston dɛn, ɛn kam nia di provinsial prizin dip insay di rɔk.
  Ɛn aw Viktɔria de waka barefut na dɛn kayn ples dɛn de. Na tru se Alis nɔ bin ebul fɔ stɔp fɔ aks dis kayn kwɛstyɔn. Di pɔsin we tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt bin ansa se:
  "Afta dɛn arɛst mi, as di las tramp, dɛn nɔ bin kip mi insay natin pas rag ɛn a nɔ bin gɛt sus, ɛn ivin bifo di kɔt jɔj, dɛn bin fos mi fɔ kɛr wilbaro dɛn we gɛt kol wit ɔda uman prizina dɛn go na wan stɛl mil. So, bikɔs a bin sev di fɔs de dɛn na ɛlfaya, i nɔ tu te a yus to am ɛn stɛl misɛf. Ɛn bikɔs i dɔn fri insɛf, i disayd, as sayn fɔ protɛst di sistɛm we bin dɔn de, fɔ waka barefut fɔ sho se i gɛt wanwɔd wit di pipul dɛn. Na tru se i at fɔ tinap na di sno fɔ tu lɔng tɛm we di ples kol, bɔt a fɔgɛt wetin na kol. Ɛn had wok na Sayberia nɔ de mek a fred atɔl... Di wan we gɛt trut na in at fri na ɛni jel, bɔt di wan we de it lay, dɛn put am na jel na wan fayn fayn pales!
  Dɔn bak, natin nɔ bin impɔtant ɛn Alis bin kɔmɔt de. Wetin i fɔ tink naw? Ɔltin fit togɛda - di trɛtin, di retaliatory measures, nɔ gɛt wan dawt, if i tɛl di tru to Kartashov, ɔl di tri Soshal Rivɔlɔshɔnari dɛn go dɔn wantɛm wantɛm biɛn bar, ɛn afta dat dɛn go mek dɛn sɔfa ɛn put "Stolypin tay" na dɛn nɛk.
  Bɔt a de wɔnda if dis kayn fayn fayn ɛn lɔv Viktɔria ebul fɔ kil pɔsin? Fɔ di sake ɔf wan aydia fɔ wan jɔs kɔz, she"s not a pacifist rag. Ɛn dis we fɔ du tin na tin we di Sɔshialis-Rɛvɔlɔshɔnari dɛn rili sabi. Speshali, dɛn bin sɛntɛns Stolypin fɔ day, opin wan, ɛn dɛn kin tek dis as di men gol.
  Alis nɔ bin sheb di we aw di Sɔshialis Rivɔlɔshɔnari dɛn bin de du tin, i bin rili gɛt wanwɔd wit dɛn gol dɛn - inklud fɔ pul di ɔtokrasi kɔmɔt. Wan gɔvmɛnt we kruk ɛn we nɔ de du tin tret pasmak.
  Infakt, di prizin bin tɔn to pɔsin we rili fred, ɛn i bin ivin wɔs pas di Butyrka we bɔku pipul dɛn sabi. Fɔs, i tan lɛk se dɛn nɔ ɛva klin di ples atɔl, rat, spayda, kɔkrɔs de de, wan swɛt we nɔbɔdi nɔ ebul fɔ kɔmpia. Sɛkɔn, dɛn kɛr am go insay wan jel, usay i bin rili wet, di wata bin de swɛt ɛn i bin kol. Na insɛf sɛf bin tek di klos dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin de ansa wit burlap we de bit. Dem tek mi go di lowest floor to di wels...
  Strim dɛn we gɛt dɔti wata bin de rɔn dɔŋ di wɔl dɛn na di sɛl;i bin rili dɔŋ di lɛvɛl we di wata we de ɔnda grɔn ɛn di dɔti dreyn dɛn bin de, rat dɛn bin de swɛt, ɛn i bin dak ɔlsay bak... Na di kɔnvoy nɔmɔ bin de layt di rum.
  Dɛn briŋ Alis insay, ɛn tay di titi in fut dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin na di stok dɛn, ɛn es in an dɛn ɔp ay pas in ed. Bɔku duzin ɔda uman dɛn we bin de fred ɛn dɔti bin de na di sɛl. Fayv pan dɛn de na di sem torchɔ stok dɛn we Alis gɛt, ɛn di ɔda wan dɛn kin gɛda togɛda fɔ mek dɛn go kɔt dɛnsɛf fɔ wam at le smɔl na di dɔti dɔti wet na di prizin bɛsin.
  Dis na rial ɛl, we nɔ go ɛgzajarayt. Di sinia woda, we bin lɔk di domɔt fɔ di las tɛm, bin ala wit provok se:
  - Wel, i okay gyal, if yu sidɔm ya fɔ twɛnti ia yu go yus to am!
  Alis nɔ bin ansa am. Fɔ mek a go sɔm kayn we fɔ pul mi maynd pan di bad bad drim rial tin, a bin tray fɔ mɛmba ɔda tin...
  Na tru se i bin let fɔ kam bak. Na di say we dɛn de go insay, wokman dɛn we wɛr lɛda glɔv ɛn aprɔn bin de tɔk kwayɛt wan fɔ tɔk sɔntin we nɔ fayn. Dɛn bin de kɛr pɔsin we rili big ɛn ebi pan wan strɛcha we bin de sag ɛn we gɛt stɛl handel. Fo man dɛn we gɛt wɛlbɔdi bin kɔba wit dɔti swet. Di tik wan pan dɛn wit lɔng rɛd biad swɛ:
  - Di wɛlbɔdi bɔd day!
  - Na layɔn. - Wan yɔŋ wokman we gɛt dɔti, krop mɔstaz kɔrɛkt am.
  - Bɔt stil na pig!
  Wan big stej we dɛn mek wit mabul, we dɛn bin de drɛs na di sayd dɛn wit gold figa dɛn we gɛt nimf, enjɛl dɛn we gɛt sɔd ɛn triton, bin de go na di ɔl, usay tri kapitalis dɛn bin de we vɛks ɛn di sem tɛm bin de rɔb dɛn an wit gladi at. Ɛn tu layt dɛn we gɛt fayn fayn kap dɛn, we dɛn tek tɛm klin, insay di velvet mɔs we yu kin fɔdɔm te to yu anklɛ dɛn.
  Di sɛktri, wit tu big big futman dɛn we drɛs fayn fayn wan, bin tɔk wit sɔri-at se di jentlman dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi kɔmɔt.
  Alis bin tray fɔ mek wi no klia wan se:
  - Dɛn nɔ intres fɔ mit mi?
  Anfisa, lɛk se i de thaw smɔl, ansa wit lay lay smayl we wan Amɛrikin biznɛsman bin smayl se:
  - If yu min se di Sɔshial Rivɔlɔshɔnari dɛn de trɛtin fɔ go strayk, den dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi sayn di agrimɛnt fɔ mek wan sindik ɛn introduks jɔyn manejmɛnt, dɛn dɔn put ɔl di sil dɛn ɛn dɛn dɔn mek wan ligal ɛntiti we nɔ go ebul fɔ win. - Di sɛktri flash in yay wit wamat ɛn shek in fist, we nɔ bin uman atɔl pan pawa we de kil pɔsin. - Naw, if nid de, wi go ebul fɔ stɔp ɛni tɔk ɛn akt fɔ nɔ obe.
  - So a... - Alis bin de shem.
  Anfisa ad wit harsh wan se:
  - Go, rɛst, gyal pikin. We yu nid wi, wi go kɔntakt yu. Wok am go na di say we dɛn de kɔmɔt.
  Afta dat, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn push di jɔnalist kɔmɔt na di pales wit pɔlitiks.
  Alis bin fil wan patikyula strenj tin ya, lɛk se di biznɛsman dɛn dɔn lɔs ɔl intres wantɛm wantɛm pan di wok we dɛn gi am. Bɔt dis nɔto di fɔs tɛm we i si aw di ɔligarch dɛn flay, ɛn to aw dɛn nɔ gɛt sɛns, ɛn dɛn kin lɛk fɔ ɔndastand di tɔk dɛn we pipul dɛn kin tɔk. Na di ɔda say, di sɛktri yɛri dɛn trɛtin ɛn di prɔpɔzal we dɛn mek to am, we min se... In heroism na fɔ natin, ɛn ɔl in sɔfa go go fɔ natin.
  Wɛl, di wan dɛn we de du investayshɔn wit wan ol staf we gɛt ɛlda dɛn bin tek tɛm luk fɔ di kriminal dɛn.
  Kartashov bin kray as i de stɔdi di ripɔt dɛn.
  Dɛn kil dɛn tri ya di sem tɛm, bɔt dɛn bin kil dɛn na difrɛn say dɛn, dɛn bin de fa fawe dɛn bin de bitwin dɛn: Kɔnstantin Borovikɔv na wan pales we Emparɔ Niro insɛf bin fɔ dɔn jɛlɔs.
  Ebram Khinshtein na wan smɔl os we rili smɔl na mawnten, usay di man we nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ tin fɔ it bin lɛk fɔ go fɛn animal ɔ fɔ fishin, nɔto fɔ ɛnjɔy insɛf we dia pasmak.
  Ɛn Hoffmann de na di rizɔv usay i bin de ɔntin...
  Wi nɔ bin gɛt wan dawt fɔ se na fɛt-fɛt nɔmɔ dɛn bin kil di pɔsin.
  Nɔto Liɔnid Gɔfman nɔmɔ na bin di pɔsin we dɛn bin kil. Sɔmbɔdi bin chuk in pawaful bɔdi gad na in bak pan in ed wit wan dagɔ we rili shap ɛn smɔl. Di oligarch insɛf sɛf gɛt bɔku bɔku strɛp, in intestines dɔn kɔmɔt, wan pul blɔd de. Ɛn i tan lɛk se di pɔsin we kil insɛf bin step pan di pepul wata, ɛn lɛf strenj trays dɛn pan sus dɛn we gɛt spayk dɛn na di fut.
  I tan lɛk se Khinshtein bin rili dent, as wi si am frɔm in krɔs peni ɛn rɔtin nɛt we i bin de tray klia wan fɔ ful-ɔp fish stok bay we i de poch. Lil lower down dem fain wan hat wit wan torn brim en wan tu blood stains...
  Dɛn bin fɛn Konstantin Borovikov day na wan ti os, usay i bin fashɔn bak fɔ tek jakuzi... Di kɔlɔ glas we bin de na do bin brok, ɛn na di say usay dɛn du di kraym dɛn bin fɛn wan badge we dɛn dɔn drɔp we di wan dɛn we tek pat pan di Chaynish ɛkspɛdishin bin gi.
  Bɔt Kɔnstantin bin day afta we dɛn bit am na in ed wit sɔntin we ebi, afta dat i pas ɛn drawn na di bafa. Bɔt dɛn bin fɛn di statu we dɛn bin bit na in ed kwik kwik wan, pan ɔl we i nɔ bin gɛt wan yus fɔ tek finga prɛnt, dɛn bin lɔs insay di bafa.
  Na nɔmal tin, Kartashov bin aks di sɛktri kwɛstyɔn dɛn we i bin de go. In tɛstimoni, ɛn bak di wan we tu laki dɛn bin gi, bin gi rizɔlt wantɛm wantɛm - tri big big Sɔshialis Rivɔlɔshɔnari dɛn, we bin kɔmprɔmis pruf. Fɔda ansa - kil, we dis tɛroris ɔganayzeshɔn so sabi, bin tu klia.
  Fɔs patna we nem Kolobkov bin tɔk se:
  - Maxim Zheleznyak, Alexey Dubinin ɛn Victoria Tarakanova na big big pipul dɛn na dis gangsta ɔganayzeshɔn. Dɛn nɔ bin hang dɛn jɔs bikɔs di Duma bin de du bɔku fridɔm ɛn...
  - Di kiŋ! - Witout hesitation, Kartashov don finish. Dɔn i ad wit wan luk we i win. "Naw wi go tek dɛn we dɛn wam, dɔn wi go fos dɛn fɔ kɔnfɛs."
  Di polis dɛn bin rili blok di ples we di Sɔshialis Rivɔlɔshɔnari pati bin de. Pantap dat, di invɛstigatɔ in kɔnfidɛns bin strɔng mɔ we dɛn yay dɛn we bin want fɔ no mɔ ɛn we bin de pe atɛnshɔn to dɛn, notis wan saspek, brawn imprint pan wan strip we dɛn wayt was na di trɛshɔld. Wan shɔt chɛk ɛn nɔbɔdi nɔ bin gɛt ɛni dawt igen se di drɔin mach. Apat frɔm dat, Kolobkov bin gɛt wan tɛligram we sho se Zheleznyak bin tek pat pan di Chaynish, ɔ ɔda kampen we dɛn kɔl bɔksa.
  Di arɛst bin apin witout physical resistance, bɔt bɔku swɛ bin de. Na tru se Maksim Zheleznyak bin tray. We dɛn aks di polis aw dɛn trit Borovikov, strɔng dɔti wɔd dɛn bin fala am, di polis dɛn bin hang pan di hiro ɛn dɛn bin de kam fɔ bit di big man wit baton, bɔt Kartashov gi dɛn wan sayn:
  - Nɔto naw. Insay di rum usay dɛn de aks kwɛstyɔn dɛn, dɛn go sɔlv am.
  Andrei Dubinin, we bin de tray fɔ mek i tan lɛk se i nɔ gɛt wanwɔd, i bin tɔk se:
  - Yu nɔ gɛt natin agens wi. Ɛn if dɛn akwit am bikɔs dɛn nɔ gɛt pruf, dat go mek dɛn gɛt skandal.
  Kolobkov bin grin wit bad at:
  - Aw i nɔ de! Dairekt pruf klia, sho mi di soles of dis rogue"s shoes;i go bi se drop blod stil de lef pan am we dem no was away.
  Kartashov bin gi advays we i nɔ bin de tink se:
  - Mek wi fri sitizin Kanareeva en bring am ya. Mek i ɔndastand aw in heroism bin tɔn to "quixotic" we nɔ gɛt minin.
  Kolobkov bin tɔk wit sɔri-at se:
  - A kin imajin us kayn hysteria Aliska go trowe... I go bi laf.
  Viktoria bin luk rili romantik wit ebi ebi shakul ɛn kasɔk. Aktin Stet Kaunsila Kartashov bin tɔk wantɛm wantɛm se:
  - Bɔt no dairekt pruf nɔ de agens madam, we, bɔt, nɔ go mek dɛn nɔ kɔndɛm yu, bikɔs dis kes nɔ go bi juri, bɔt na spɛshal mitin go yɛri am... Ɛn yu so fayn ɛn gɛt talɛnt dat mi no bin wan di nous fo rap arawnd yu tin wan.. boht, no so tint nek.
  Viktɔria, we i put in yay dɔŋ wit dip swɛt, ansa kwayɛt wan se:
  - Afta ɔl, yu nɔ go shɔ bɔt di vaylɛnt day we Mista Hinshein day. Sɔntɛm na jɔs ɔdinari aksidɛnt... - Di gyal in tɔyn kam fɔ whiny. - Biliv mi, i sɔri fɔ no se dis venɛrabl ol man, nɔ lɛk di ɔda wan dɛn, nɔ go ebul fɔ rɛst wit pis, wit ɔna ɛn pis.
  Kolobkov pul in saber in shɔp ɛn spin am na di ays, afta dat i tɔk wit ɔl in at se:
  - Yu go kam wit wi ɛn ɛp wi fɔ fɛn di bɔdi. If yu smat, wi go giv konfeshon, as wel as stet of paishon. Yu nɔ go sidɔm na Sayberia, bɔt na ya, usay i wam, ɛn insay tu-tri ia, di sovayb we gɛt sɔri-at go gi amnɛsti. - Di las wɔd dɛn we di fayv-grɛd advaysa bin tɔk bin tan lɛk se i nɔ rɛspɛkt am. Fɔ tru, bifo yu gɛt tɛm fɔ put ɔda tɛroris na jel, dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi fri am. I fayn fɔ mek akt fɔ amnɛsti nɔ ɛp di wan dɛn we dɛn bin hang, ɛn dɛn nɔ de kɔmɔt na di grev.
  A mek mi we fɔ go na di mawnten pas we dak, a rayd ɔs. Apat frɔm di wan dɛn we bin de du di investayshɔn ɛn di fayn fayn pɔsin we dɛn bin kapchɔ, di grup bin gɛt wan duzin polisman dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn pik ɛn wan masta sabi bukman we nem Jɔj Baychkɔv, we bɔku pipul dɛn sabi ɔlsay na Rɔshia. Ɛn smɔl biɛn mins fayv fayn fayn Jamani shɛpad dɛn.
  Di Sɛptɛmba nɛt bin tɔn to wam ɛn ful mun, gud visibiliti alaw wi fɔ muv kwik kwik wan. Insay di silva layt, di tik ɛn tik dɛn we de na di sawt pat na Yukren, we bin drɛs krimsin ɛn gold, bin tan lɛk di pales dɛn we di ɛlf dɛn we dɛn kin tɔk bɔt na fayn fayn stori dɛn kin de.
  Di lif dɛn bin de shayn lɛk smɔl smɔl, bɔt bɔku bɔku dome dɛn we de na chɔch dɛn, ɛn we di briz bin de blo ɛn di tik dɛn bigin fɔ muf, i bin tan lɛk se di bɛl dɛn bin de ring kwayɛt wan. Bɔt if dis bin kɛr ɛnibɔdi go, dɛn bin de tay Viktɔria in an ɛn tay am.
  Di masta sabi bukman bin kam frɔm Mɔsko let, bɔt i kɔnfɔm wantɛm wantɛm di men we aw dɛn bin de du di investayshɔn:
  - Di Chaynish kampen badge bin rili bi Maxim Zheleznyak, we na bin klɔk ɛn sɛniɔ sajin in yon. Nɔmba 483 mach, so dairekt pruf de.
  Afta dat i rayd in kwayɛt... Bɔt Viktɔria, we bin de insay shakul ɛn chen to di bak pan di jayant jendam rili awkward, bigin fɔ siŋ wantɛm wantɛm:
  Di expans dɛm na Rɔshia - fayn, dia, .
  Usay di pal dɛn we de na di sno, di kristal dɛn we de na di si dɛn...
  Ɛn di Rɔshian sojaman ɛn di jenɛral gɛt wanwɔd - .
  Ɛn di simbul fɔ di Stet na di igl - wi Ɔtodɔks Tsa!
  
  Sɔm dɔn pas ɛn ɔtom de kam, .
  Di tik dɛn drɛs, dɛn lɔjishɔn na di kiŋ dɛn jɛlɔs.
  Mi kɔntri we gɛt layt de mek a gladi pas paradays, .
  A go giv fair laif fo Rus'.
  
  So ɔtom fayn na di pɔsin nɔmɔ we de rayt poem ɔndastand
  No nid fɔ yuz taks fɔ pul di veins kɔmɔt na di po pipul dɛn...
  Wan fri gift frɔm Gɔd: pepul ɛn krimsin
  Ɛn gold kin dɔn we di san de shayn pan di lif dɛn.
  
  Flawa dɛn, we de fade, de brayt mɔ ɛn mɔ, .
  Di lif dɛn kin fɔdɔm lɛk prins in fayn fayn kap, .
  Na dis na wan broch we gɛt ɛmirald ɛn rubi na di ɔtom tik - .
  Di Ɔlmayti atis bin peint di pɔtn fɔ di tin dɛn we Gɔd mek.
  
  En in evri strok, dis na di brush dem fo di Masta, .
  A si lɔv ɛn want fɔ mek wan ideal...
  Bɔt i strenj se wi pipul dɛn de liv klos to ɛlfaya, .
  Ɛn di wan we de rul wit mɔni biznɛs dɔn kruk wi wing dɛn.
  
  Wi wɔl ful-ɔp ɛn fat lɛk lard, .
  Naf de na di dip ples ɛn na di say dɛn we dɛn de pul di ɔyl.
  Bɔt fɔ di wikɛd ɔligarch dɛn, ɔltin nɔ go du, .
  Dɛn dɔn tif pipul dɛn se ɔltin de ɔnda di il fɔ nid!
  
  Bɔt yu tink se na di Masta in Will fɔ bia dis?
  Afta ɔl, Gɔd gi di Wɔl so dat pipul dɛn, ol ɛn yɔŋ, go wok pan am.
  Ɛn afta ɔl, bifo di Masta Krays - ivin di kiŋ ikwal to di po wan dɛn -
  Dɛn bin nel di Wan we mek di wan ol wɔl wit di wikɛd tifman.
  
  Ansa mi, enjɛl dɛn, usay jɔstis de?
  Dat pikin dɛn de kray ɛn day bikɔs ɔf angri, ol pipul dɛn...
  Dat di wikɛd bɔjwasi de ɔva-di-tɔp wit gift ɛn sɔri-at...
  Ɛn di wan dɛn we gɛt gud at kin lɛf wit bɔmp ɛn dɛt nɔmɔ!
  
  Bɔt nɔ ansa nɔ bin kɔmɔt na ɛvin, .
  Gɔd go mɔs de pan trɔbul fɔ lɛ tin apin lɛk dis...
  Bɔt di tru tin na dat, we wi de tray tranga wan, dat go mek layf bi Paradays fɔ wi, .
  Ɛn ivin di masta we dɛn tay wit chen kin gladi sote go.
  Tri ɔda gad dɛn bin kech dɛn, wit wan jɔnalist we dɛn fri we nem Alis. Di titi bin spɛn wan duzin awa na wan kol, wet dɔti, ivin insay stok ɛn wit in an dɛn we i es. So, i bin de shek smɔl, ɛn i nɔ bin want fɔ prɛs insɛf pan di big gad, ɛn tray fɔ wam insɛf. Na di sem tɛm, di titi bin rɔb in kol, bare fut (di jenda dɛn nɔ ɛva gi bak di fashɔn sus, i tan lɛk se dɛn bin de yuz am as trofi) pan di krɔp fɔ di ɔs ɔs. Di filin fɔ wam bak, ɛn di titi in bɔdi we bin dɔn frɔz bigin fɔ tingle.
  Di siŋ bin rili mek Alis gladi ɛn i bin tɔk se:
  - Pɔsin we gɛt dis kayn vɔys ɛn filin nɔ go ebul fɔ tɔn to skɔndɛl.
  Kolobkov bin ansa dis wit di kɔnfidɛns we wan ɛlda bin gɛt:
  - Yu stil bi pikin... Aw many kilman wi don si wit di nobiliti of a cherub.
  Kartashov bin tink bak se i impɔtant fɔ ad:
  - Bɔku tɛm, pɔlitikal tɛroris dɛn na pipul dɛn we nɔ ebul fɔ chenj, ɛn dɛn rili biliv se dɛn de sav di pipul dɛn, ɔ ivin di Masta Gɔd. Ɔtrayt kriminaliti nɔ bɔku bitwin di Sɔshialis Rivɔlɔshɔnari dɛn...
  Di os we Ebram Khinshtein bin de ɔntin ɛn fishin nɔ bin tan lɛk se i nɔ bin izi fɔ si ɛn i bin smɔl lɛk aw i bin tan lɛk fɔs. I bin jɔs tan lɛk se sɔm big big tik dɛn bin praktis fɔ ayd am fɔ mek pipul dɛn nɔ si am. Ɛn so yu kin kɔmfyut fɔ spɛn di nɛt insay de ɛn invayt gɔst dɛn fɔ kam na di tebul... At le wan duzin saber, scimitar, brodsɔd ɛn tu-tri ol sɔd dɛn we dɛn bin hang pan di wɔl dɛn. Pantap dat, di wɛpɔn dɛn na tin dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ fɛt trade trade, ɛn dɛn bin de drɛs di handel dɛn wit ston. Wɛl, insay di bɛsin, dɛn bin gɛt wan sɔlid saplai bak fɔ rɔm, ɛn kol snek dɛn, inklud Amɛrikan tin it dɛn.
  Georges Bychkov bin tɔk se:
  - Pan ɔl we fayn fayn ples dɛn de ya, bɔt stil... I intrestin se Ebram Khinshtein, we stingy te i bi di sɔbjɛkt fɔ bɔku jok, stil de gɛt gɔst.
  Kartashov bin tɔk di rayt we:
  - No purely stingy ɛn eksepshɔnal jenaros pipul nɔ de. Sɔntɛnde, pɔsin in yon mitin ɛn tɔk to pɔsin na tebul kin briŋ bɔku bɛnifit dɛn we i kin gɛt fɔ du biznɛs dat i kin pas di mɔni we pɔsin kin spɛn wan tawzin tɛm. Na di ɛnd, Ebram na kol, atlɛs pragmatist, ɛn nɔto stinginess maniac lɛk Plyushkin.
  Dɛn bin pul Viktɔria in shakul dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin ivin tɛl dɛn wit sɔri-at fɔ mek dɛn it snek wit dɛn. I shek in ed bad bad wan:
  "A nɔ de it mit, ɛn pan prinsipul a de tray nɔ fɔ put an pan tin dɛn we pasmak, mɔ if di prizin gruel ɛn di jela in wip de wet fɔ mi bifo." - Na ya di rebel gyal in yay bin de flash wit wamat. - In jenɛral, yu de it ɛn drink ɔda pɔsin in it we yu nɔ gɛt di ɔna in rayt, we de brok di lɔ...
  Fɔ ansa dis, dɛn yɛri pipul dɛn de laf fɔ provok, Kartashov bin mek wan say we de sho se i de tɔk, ɛn i kɔl fɔ mek dɛn kol:
  - Di ɔna dɔn day, ɛn udat gɛt in kapital stil nɔ de disayd bay jɔjmɛnt prosidyushɔn, we min se fɔ naw dɛn de ɔnda wi protɛkshɔn. Ɛn ɔl wetin yu kin du na... - Di yay dɛn we bin tan lɛk smɔl pan di fat ɛn big fes fɔ di sivil jenɛral, vɛks. - So yu go sho wi di bɔdi? So dat leta, kɔnfyushɔn ɛn trɔbul nɔ go de wit di ɛritaj?
  Viktɔria bin tɔk wit big gladi at na in vɔys se:
  -A kin go waka mi wan? Briz fresh briz, sɔntɛm ivin fɔ di las tɛm na mi layf, waka na mawnten rod ɛn gras. Fɔ kɔmpoz wan las fri serenade... - Di gyal tɔn in fes to di invɛstigatɔ dɛn ɛn wispa, shed wan kray wata. "I nɔ go izi fɔ mek a ebul fɔ fɛn di bɔdi, bikɔs a nɔ kil am, ɛn di wangren tin we a want fɔ du na fɔ at least las las fil di smel ɛn pawa we mi yon land gɛt bifo dɛn bɛr mi sote go insay ston bag ."
  Kolobkov bin tinap tranga wan, di an we di ɛstɛt invɛstigatɔ bin ol wan big fɔk we dɛn plet gold wit sosish we dɛn sok insay ketchup bin tɔn blak. I bin kray se:
  - I tink se wi na idiots ɛn i go mek i rɔnawe so izi... Childish tricks, a bin de ɛkspɛkt sɔntin we mɔ sofistikeyt.
  Georges Bychkov bin agens am wit lesin we i bin dɔn plan fɔ du:
  - Usay i go go... Mi dɔg dɛn go fala am ɛn nɔ go mek i rɔnawe. Ɛn wi go put wan ayɛn bak na in rayt leg so dat i nɔ go rɔn tumɔs. Mek wi giv am dis chans...
  Kartashov bin ivin ad se:
  - Yes, ɛn we na dɔg nɔmɔ de, i go izi fɔ fɛn in bɔdi... A gri.
  Dɛn bin tay wan ayɛn we gɛt chen ɛn kanɔnbɔl na Viktɔria in rayt anklɛ. I nɔ kin rili fayn fɔ waka lɛk dis, ɛn i kin rɔb yu skin kwik kwik wan, so yu go gɛt fɔ fɔgɛt fɔ rɔn fast. Pan ɔl we di strɔng Tarakanova go ebul fɔ bia wit dis, in leg dɛn fayn lɛk di wan we prinses gɛt ɛn i strɔng lɛk di wan we pɔsin we de wok na fam gɛt.
  Alis, we bin de wach aw dɛn de shak am, wantɛm wantɛm i kech wit in tenacious luk wetin nɔ natin na in bare, gyal leg. Bɔt afta di tormɛnt na di dungeon, di analytical pat na di bren bin dɔn af-af slip ɛn Kanareeva nɔ bin ebul fɔ ɔndastand wetin ɛksaktɔli kech in yay. We Viktoria pul in leg ɔp bad bad wan, i waka go.
  We di domɔt dɛn lɔk, Kolobkov bin tɔk se:
  "Bɔt wi bin du tin we wi nɔ tek tɛm." Sɔntɛm di wan dɛn we bin de wit am bin de ayd de fɔ ambush.
  Kartashov bin laf wit disgres:
  -Yɛs! Dɛn tɛl dɛn na redio se wi de kam ya, sɛn wan fridɔm grup.
  Kolobkov nɔ bin giv ɔp:
  "I go mɔs bi se dɛn bin fɔ dɔn gɛt bak-ap plan if dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ du am, wit jɔs dis kayn laf divɔs we yu si am fɔs."
  Georges Bychkov nɔ bin gri wit dis:
  "Yu se na dɛn gɛt tumɔs sɛns, bɔt fɔ tru, dɛn na pipul dɛn we gɛt fɔlt ɛn dɛn na smɔl smɔl fanatiks dɛn we kil dɛn di kayn we we nɔ kɔmɔn." Na onli idiots de akt dis we... We, bot, no sapraiz - lack of komon sense na mo di ruul fo politiks terorist pas di eksepshon. Mek di stupid gyal kray, ɔnda di ɛskort fɔ tren shɛpad dɔg dɛn, ɛn afta dat... - Di chif ɛkspɛkt es in indeks finga ɔp. - I go tɛl wi intrestin tin dɛm, nɔto jɔs bɔt dis so klia tin.
  Na lɛk twɛnti fayv minit so pas, ɛn insay da tɛm de Alis bin de rid, lɛk fɔ fos am, wan fɔlda we gɛt di ditel dɛn bɔt dis kes we Kolobkov bin trowe insay am. Di jɔnalist si sɔm ɛgzajarayshɔn, bɔt i nɔ ebul fɔ kam wit rizin ɔbjɛshɔn, i bin want fɔ stɔp fɔ rid ɛn at ɔl fɔ it smɔl snek pan nɔbɔdi in it fɔ naw, we wantɛm wantɛm i yɛri di fred we dɔg dɛn de kray, we de skrach wit dɛn klos na di domɔt . Ɔlman jomp wan tɛm, dɛn brist wit rivolva ɛn rayf. Kolobkov, we bin gladi, bin ansa se:
  - Na dat mi intuition min - afta ɔl, na ambush de ya!
  Di jendameri kɔlɔnɛl bin ala se:
  - Ɔl di bɛtɛ! Ɔl wi gyal pikin dɛn gɛt kɔmbat ɛkspiriɛns ɛn di insurjɛnt dɛn nɔ go rɔnawe.
  Di domɔt opin wantɛm wantɛm, ɛn Viktɔria Tarakanova we lɔng ɛn skrach bin apia na di domɔt. In fes we tan ɛn we gɛt wɛlbɔdi bin tɔn strenj wan, in yay dɛn bin bɔn, ɛn in an dɛn bin de shek shek. We di titi drɛg in leg we dɛn tay wit shakul ɛn blo tranga wan, i tan lɛk se afta i dɔn rɔn kwik kwik wan, i kam nia di tebul. Droplet dɛn we kol swet bin de fɔdɔm frɔm in fɔrɛst we bin smɔl. Ɛn afta dat, di tin we dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ tink bɔt bin apin. Di titi nɔ aks, i tɔn insɛf wan ol glas wiski, tɔn sɔm pan di strɔng drink ɛn bigin fɔ drink insay wan gulp... Bɔt wan spasm kam na in trot, we nɔ bin dɔn yus to di pɔyzin, ɛn Viktoria spit di rɔm, afta dat, i drawn in chɛst dɛn na in an, i bɔs kray.
  Di invɛstigatɔ dɛn bin tray fɔ mek dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ gɛt prɔfɛshɔnal kɔmpɔzishɔn, bɔt Kolobkov, as di pɔsin we nɔ gɛt peshɛnt pas ɔlman, jomp kam nia am ɛn, we i es di titi in chin wit in tik tik finga dɛn, aks se:
  - Wetin mek yu bin de flutter.... Maybe afta ɔl a si di bɔdi fɔ Khinshtein we yu kil?
  - A si wan ghost! - Di gyal wispa kwayɛt wan.
  Kolobkov grɔmbul rud wan ɛn pul di uman we dɛn arɛst in chin:
  - Nɔnsɛns! No gɔst ɔ gɔst nɔ de!
  Wan masta sabi bukman we nem Bychkov, we bin ol wan wɛpɔn na in an, bin agens am we i nɔ bin de tink se:
  - A nɔ go se dat, bɔku tin dɛn de we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ ɛksplen wit lay lay tɔk ɔ hallucinations. - Zhora klik di bolt na di kaban ɛn luk rawnd bak. - Pantap dat, wetin mek Jamani shɛpad dɛn de fred so? Dɛn nɔ go rɔnawe ɛn whine jɔs lɛk dat. Post di ditel dɛn!
  Di ribel bin tray fɔ pul insɛf togɛda wit wan tray tranga wan, bɔt in klia ɛn enjɛl vɔys bin kɔntinyu fɔ brok:
  - Di mirekul apin na di rili edj fɔ di kɔstal rɔk dɛn we de krɔs, we opin fɔ si di wata we de fɔdɔm we de spak insay di layt fɔ di ful mun. Saypres tik dɛn we gɛt bɔku bɔku tik dɛn bin de layn di say we di krak krak bin de, ɛn dɛn bin gɛt wan rod we gɛt grɔn. A pas am, di dɔg dɛn fala mi il, ɛn di ayɛn ring we rɔsti rɔb mi anklɛ, we bin de bɔn wit pen. Fɔ mek di pen nɔ bɔku ɛn fil di las tɛm fɔ fridɔm, ɛn fɔ tɔch di wata we gɛt ays saful saful. If yu luk di wata we de fɔdɔm, yu fɔ blo bak di briz we de mek yu gɛt fresh impreshɔn dɛn insay wan sol we de drɔp we de kray bad bad wan. A bin lɛk fɔ wach di wata we de rɔn we de rɔn na di ston klif dɛn, dɛn bin de fil di kol pawa we di tin dɛn we Gɔd mek gɛt, we dɛn jɔyn wit di tin dɛn we mɔtalman lɛk we de bɔl. Bɔt wetin bin tan lɛk se i strenj to mi na dat di pawa we di wata we de fɔdɔm gɛt bin de go ɔp, lɛk we wata kin rɔn insay spring. We di sprɛy bin de shayn na di layt we tan lɛk pal we di layt de shayn na nɛt, i bin de flay ay ay wan fɔ fɔdɔm lɛk we di wata de rɔn. I jɔs tan lɛk se nyu tributary dɔn apia na di wata we de fɔdɔm. Bɔt afta dat, di tin we wi nɔ ebul fɔ ɛksplen bin apin, fɔ wi tin we nɔ impɔtant na wɔl we dɛn de gayd bay lɔ dɛn we dɛn kin yuz ɔltɛm fɔ mek tin dɛn. Di wata dɔst we tan lɛk silva we bin de shot ɔp bin frɔz wantɛm wantɛm na di ays. I nɔ bin fɔdɔm, pan ɔl we a bin de wet ɛn wet wit di tenacity of a madman. I bin tan lɛk se tɛm bin tinap wansay. A bin tink se sɔntɛm di at nɔ go ebul fɔ tinap ɛn brok, ɛn afta day, ɔltin kin stɔp frɔm di tɛm we di spirit kɔmɔt na di bɔdi we de day. Di polis dɔg dɛn we bin de fala mi fut step bin de kray bikɔs dɛn bin de fred, ɛn dis sawnd bin mek a gɛt sɛns. Bɔt fɔ want fɔ no mɔ bin strɔng pas fɔ biliv lay lay tin dɛn, ɛn mi leg dɛn, we a nɔ bin fil di wet we di shakul dɛn gɛt, bin kɛr mi go bifo. A ala kwayɛt wan, di ala ala bin stɔp na mi trot, lɛk se di briz dɔn frɔz ɛn tik ɛn trɛtin fɔ te mi vɔkal kɔd. - Di pɔsin we de tɔk bɔt di stori luk rawnd di pipul dɛn we de luk am wit sɔprayz ɛn tɔn ivin paler, lɛk se insɛf dɔn bi gɔst. - Di dayamɔn fragmɛnt dɛm fɔ di watafɔl jet we de hang na di void, lɛk flɛks dɛm we wet sno, bigin fɔ stik togɛda, fɔm wan shayn figa wit wan fes we de bɔl we de day.
  We i tɔk di las wɔd, di rivɔlɔshɔnari bin swɛla bad bad wan, ɛn Viktɔria, fɔ mek i nɔ lɔs in balans, i bin tek di ed pat pan di rɔk wit kɔnvulsiv.
  Kolobkov, we bin de mek lɛk se dis stori we de brok in at nɔ bin impres am atɔl, bin aks wit lɛk se i de mek lɛk se i de laf se:
  - Usay dis kayn wɔndaful kɔnfidɛns kɔmɔt se dis na Ebram Khinshtein? I tan lɛk se i wrinkled yɔlɔ-swarthy, ɛn nɔ pale to di point of gloss?
  Bifo di titi ansa, i mek wan kray kray we i de fil pen, ɛn di jɛnɛral nɔ bin ebul fɔ kech am bifo di rivɔlɔshɔnari we bin de so prawd ɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ kam nia am, ivin we i wɛr klos we de beg, fɔdɔm. Saylɛns bin de... Alis sɛf bin sɔprayz, bɔt i bin rili sɔprayz fɔ si se di gɔst we apia go impres dis kayn pɔsin we strɔng ɛn we gɛt lɔv. Pan ɔl we, na di ɔda say, rili smɔl ɛgzampul dɛn de na istri we ivin di nayt dɛn we gɛt maynd ɛn gɛt maynd pas ɔlman, rula dɛn we nɔ de fred (mɛmba di "Ayɔn Kiŋ" - Filip di Faya!) bin giv-ɔp to gɔst ɛn pawa dɛn we pas mɔtalman we gɛt wan kayn ɔ ɔda kayn tin .
  Di saylɛns we bin apin afta dat, wan polis kɔlɔnɛl bin brok am wantɛm wantɛm. I muv in ebi krom but wit shap pɔynt so shap ɛn wit wan krɔsh blo, i split di varnish ɛbɔni chia klos to tu.
  - Di delirium fɔ wan mad tɛroris. - Di kɔlɔnɛl bin de ala wit wamat. - Yu nɔ ɔndastand, i de mek lɛk se i dɔn kray fɔ avɔyd di gallows ɔ layflɔŋ had leba.
  "Bɔt i bɛtɛ fɔ go si fɔ yusɛf." - Bychkov bin gi advays. - Dכg dεm we dεn tren spεshal wan nכ de kray εn dεn nכ de waka go wit dεn tel bitwin dεn leg dεm we nכ gεt siriכs rizin.
  Aktual sivil advaysa (rank ikwal to mɛja jenɛral) Kartashov bin grɔmbul agresiv wan:
  - Mek wi figure am out! Mek di wikɛd pɔsin we kil wi kɛr wi go de!
  - Duya nɔ du dat! - Viktoria bin agens wit hysterical fervor ɛn, wit trɛnk we nɔ uman, i kɔt di an dɛn fɔ di atletik bil polis sajin, ɛn push am go so dat i nɔ go ebul fɔ tinap pan in fut. Di titi ala, i stɔp in fut, ɛn kray. "Natin nɔ go fos mi fɔ tek da rod de."
  - Misis Viktɔria de Tarakanova. - Kartashov in vɔys bin bi ɔni, bɔt i nɔ bin lɔs in bad ɛn strɔng. "Ivin di blɔd we de na di kiŋ in os na Romanov de flɔd insay yu famili, ɛn i nɔ fayn fɔ mek pɔsin we kɔmɔt na da kayn ay pozishɔn de fred bikɔs ɔf sɔm sayn dɛn." Yu go kam wit wi, ɔ wi go drɛg yu bay fos.
  Di polis kɔlɔnɛl wit strɔng an ol bak di polis gad we bin dɔn lɛf am fɔ mek i go revaŋg fɔ di shemful push we i push di titi ɛn ad am wit sɛns. - Wi gɛt twɛnti fɔs klas barɛl. Ɛnitin we tɛroris dɛn tray fɔ drɛb yu, nɔ go ebul fɔ du am.
  Kartashov bin kɔt ɔda agyumɛnt dɛn:
  - Wi duty de tel wi fo cheik evritin, ivun absurditi laik di ghost of a dead person. Tek in padi dɛn if i nɔ go insɛf. Ɔ, yu kin ivin pul dis ayɛn pan am. Di jendam, wit kwik profeshɔnal muvmɛnt, opin di lɔk fɔ di shakul dɛn ɛn ivin spank di titi wit mischievously. I bin tan lɛk se Vɛronika nɔ bisin bɔt am, i tinap nɔ de muv, i de blo kwik ɛn ebi ebi, lɛk se wan ol we gɛt fred we pɔsin nɔ ebul fɔ ɛksplen de insay am. Dɔn i nil dɔŋ wantɛm wantɛm na wan chia ɛn tɔk wit dramatik vɔys se:
  - Nɔ, dis pas mi trɛnk! A kin kɔnfɛs ɛn ripɛnt! Bikɔs no chans nɔ de fɔ rɔnawe pan di raytan we de pɔnish di Ɔlmayti Gɔd... A kil Khinshtein!
  Sinia invɛstigatɔ Kartashov bin jɔs laf fɔ ansa, ɛn in laf bin tan lɛk di grɔmbul we bɔd we dɛn dɔn it fayn fayn wan kin grɔmbul:
  - Udat ɔda wan bin dawt dis! I jɔs tu let fɔ ripɛnt we yu nɛk de na nɔs!
  Bychkov bin tɔk we i nɔ biliv se:
  - Hallucinations, agenst di bakgrɔn fɔ pen fɔ kɔnshɛns? Fɔ tru, i kin apin, bɔt... I nɔ go izi fɔ mek yu maynd aydia go transmit to di dɔg dɛn.
  Fɔ smɔl tɛm, di rum bin rili kwayɛt bak, di yes dɛn bin ivin ebul fɔ no di tint swɛt we mɔskito de swɛt na di rum, ɛn di krach we gras-grɔs de kray na do na di ɔntin lodj. Di kɔnfɛshɔn we Viktɔria bin tɔk nɔ bin sɔprayz ɛnibɔdi, bikɔs dɛn kil tri milyɔnaria dɛn na difrɛn say dɛn, dat min se at le tri pipul dɛn fɔ de. Ɛn no ɔda kandidet nɔ bin de fɔ di rol fɔ di tɔd wan pas di talɛnt, bɔt fayn krayzi poet. So bak, ends mit saksesfulli. Kolobkov luk Viktoria wit wamat ɛn rɔn di edj fɔ in an krɔs in trot, se wit ɔl in apia - ripɛnt dɔn pas we nɔ gɛt op!
  Insay di kwayɛt, Alis in vɔys we de shem, we gɛt lɔv, we tan lɛk velvet, bin de sawnd:
  - Yu bin plan di kil bifo tɛm ɔ yu bin akt fɔ yusɛf?
  I tan lɛk se di kwɛstyɔn bin mek Viktɔria sɔprayz, ɛn i bin ansa sɔm we we i nɔ bin no se:
  - A nɔ rili shɔ bɔt mi plan dɛn... Sɔntɛm fɔs a bin op fɔ di ilyushɔn chans na dis kes fɔ rich wan agrimɛnt wit pis. - Viktɔria se wit stam, i de fred fɔ bit in lip. "A tink se we di op fɔ sɔlv di wɔl in kes nɔ bin wok, wan big big briz we bin de mek a vɛks bad bad wan bin ambɔg mi. Di ol man bin biev rili impudently, kɔl mi so wikɛd wɔd dɛn we a nɔ ivin want fɔ mɛmba dis kayn abomination na mi maynd. I tan lɛk se i bin rili tink bɔt mi, dis pikin we kɔmɔt frɔm wan smɔl shɔpman, we smɔl pas dɔng wom, pan ɔl we mi famili gɛt glori istri fɔ pas wan tawzin ia. Afta we i dɔn tɔk bad to mi bɔku bɔku wan, i slap mi na mi fes. Dɔn i bin dak na di yay, ɛn di wɔl bin smɔl to wan filin we de sho se dɛn et dɛn bad bad wan. A kam fɔ no se a dɔn ɔlrɛdi de fa frɔm di ples we dɛn de kil pipul dɛn, ɛn na da tɛm de nɔmɔ a kam fɔ no se a kɔmɔt na di kiŋ famili: A bin dɔn du bad bad tin we mek a nɔ gɛt rayt fɔ mek dɛn tek mi as pɔsin. Di ol man we dɛn kil nɔto enjɛl, bɔt udat gi di rayt fɔ jɔj am? Di we aw Siza bin de rul wit pawa nɔto ɛkskyuz fɔ Brutɔs, bɔt na fɔ avɔyd fɔ blɔd fɔ di Faresi dɛn we bin kɔmɔt biɛn Krays te dɛn day. A dɔn bi pɔsin we de kil ɛn a nɔ go ebul fɔ avɔyd fɔ sɔfa pɔnishmɛnt, fɔs, frɔm mi yon kɔnshɛns ɛn di pɔnishmɛnt we di Masta de gi mi. Ɛn mi kɔnfɛshɔn, ivin if i nɔ sof di pɔnishmɛnt na dis wɔl, dɛn go kɔnt am na ɛvin.
  Kolobkov bin se wit triumph mockery:
  -We yu tray fɔ mek pɔshɔnal jɔj dɛn biliv se dɛn du kraym na stet we dɛn gɛt pawa nɔ go wok. Una bin du tin bay we una bin gri bifo tɛm, una ɔl tri. Na tru se, una na di las fulman if una ɛva pik dis kayn we fɔ afɛm yusɛf ɔ wok lɛk rivɔlɔshɔn ɛn mɔ fɔ fred, bɔt... Insay di naivety of an infant, dat yu kin mek yu gri fɔ giv ɔp matirial dɛn we de kɔmprɔmis yu, na di pawa nɔmɔ we de mek pɔsin biliv sɔntin, nɔto wi na di jɔj, ɔ di sovayb insɛf if If dɛn prɛzɛnt am wit wan petishɔn fɔ mek yu fɔgiv yu, dɛn nɔ go biliv am! Dis na jɔs uman in kɔni kɔni ɛn kɔlkyul fɔ sɔri.
  Kartashov bin tɔk wit wan ays tɔyn:
  - Rayt lɛta we yu rayt fɔ ripɛnt ɛn tɛstify agens ɔda pipul dɛn we de plan fɔ du bad ɛn wi go tray fɔ stɔp yu pɔnishmɛnt.
  Di titi in palɔn bigin fɔ dɔn, rɛd spat dɛn kɔmɔt na in fes, ɛn in vɔys bigin fɔ vɛks. "Misɛf go bia di pɔnishmɛnt, bɔt a nɔ gɛt rayt fɔ tɔk bɔt ɔda pipul dɛn." Nɔ tray fɔ aks mi bɔt di kɔnspɛkt ɔ kɔmplis, a stil nɔ go tɔk natin, ivin ɔnda di wip ɔ wit wik we de bɔn bitwin mi finga dɛn.
  Kolobkov bin bark wit rud wan:
  - So di beta, Misis Tarakanova, yu nobul fambul dem go onli gladi fo get rid of dis kain shem laik yu. Ɛn insay di sɛl, di gad dɛn go tɔk to yu insay dɛn yon langwej.
  Bychkov waka go na di frɔnt domɔt ɛn gi shap ɔda to sɔmbɔdi we de na do, dɔn i tɛl Kartashov kwayɛt wan se:
  "Ɛn yet, ilɛk wetin so fayn de, wi go tek tɛm luk di say we di tin apin, na wi nɔmɔ go lid di kriminal, put chen na in an ɛn ɔnda ɛskort. Yɛs, Khinshtein in fambul dɛn go mɔna wi, dɛn go aks wi bɔdi, at least fɔ wan fayn fayn bɛrin.
  Di invɛstigatɔ dɛn nɔd fɔ gri, pan ɔl we dɛn ɔndastand se fɔ go na di si fɔ go fɛn gɔst afta di pɔsin we kil di pɔsin dɔn kɔnfɛshɔn leta, na tin we nɔ mek sɛns. Apat frɔm dat, na nɛt na di mawnten dɛn, i nɔ kin sef. Bɔt di prɔfɛshɔnal want fɔ no mɔ bin win di les ɛn tek tɛm.
  Na tru se Jɔj Baychɔk bin de dawt bak bɔt pawa dɛn we pas mɔtalman. Bɔt in, as masta sabi ditektiv, bin tek am se na in wok, fɔ tɔk bɔt am, fɔ tɔn ɔltin to di las ston, fɔ put ɔl di agyumɛnt dɛn na di shelf dɛn, ɛn nɔ mek ɛni ɛksɛpshɔn fɔ grev ston dɛn ɛn agyumɛnt dɛn we nɔ mek sɛns. Apat frɔm dat, di we aw dɔg dɛn de biev bak na sikrit we dɛn nɔ sɔlv yet.
  Di las wan we kɔmɔt na di os na bin polis kɔlɔnɛl. Wan pawaful mɔ pas tu mita fɛtman - oblique fathoms na di sholda, i bin difrɛn bay in glutony ɛn krayv fɔ rɔm. Afta i dɔn grap wan bɔtul brandi we di sayz tan lɛk ɔs ed, ɛn tu-tri sosish ring dɛn wit wan tin we dɛn dɔn pent lawd wan we gɛt tin dɛn we dɛn dɔn kip, i luk rawnd sikrit wan, lɔk di domɔt ɛn fala di ɔda wan dɛn na di rod we de go na di rɔk dɛn. Dɔn i bigin fɔ fala di ɔda wan dɛn. Bɔt, dɛn nɔ bin de rɔsh tumɔs. Na Alis nɔmɔ bin pas di ɔda wan dɛn, ɛn i bin de flash in il dɛn we bin tan lɛk blu ɛn we nɔ gɛt natin na di mun layt. Dɛn bin tay Viktɔria wit tik chen wit in tu an dɛn, dɛn bin fos am fɔ waka bitwin tu polisman dɛn, ɛn di prinses we dɛn bin arɛst nɔ bin ebul fɔ muf kɔmɔt na di gras, in leg dɛn bin de shek shek bikɔs i bin de fred bad bad wan.
  Bɔt di jɔnalist, difrɛn frɔm dat, bin want fɔ muf afta di bɛsin we bin dak ɛn kol, ɛn di ɛmti bɛlɛ ɛn di smɔl it we in an dɛn bin de it, we di rop dɛn bin dɔn lɛf skrat ɛn brus pan, bin jɔs mek i ebul fɔ du tin kwik kwik wan ɛn i nɔ bin gɛt peshɛnt. Alis bin rili gladi, ɛn dis bin mek i ebul fɔ waka pafɛkt wan na wan ples we i nɔ bin no atɔl. Sɔntɛm sɔntin lɛk sɔch intuition, we dɔg fɛn in ɔna na siti we rili fɔrina to am. Ɛn di wɔndaful kɔmbaynshɔn fɔ gras we sɔm tɛm dɛn kin saf ɛn sɔm tɛm dɛn kin at, wit rɔk rij dɛn, kin mek pɔsin fil pen ɛn di sem tɛm i kin mek pɔsin we gɛt sɛns na di siti in smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl. Bɔt fɔ dɔn, i rili si wan gɔst ɛn i ebul fɔ tɛl di ɔda wan dɛn.
  - Wɛl, jentlman dɛm, yu want fɔ si fri gɔst, ɛn ivin agens wan fayn fayn bakgrɔn, we dɛn dɛkɔret wit lush vegɛteshɔn we gɛt rɔk! - Di jɔnalist ala wit zil.
  - Yu dɔn mek Misis Watson jɔs kray! - Bychkov nɔ bin fel fɔ mek wan witti pasej.
  - Jɔs wan bɔnch ɛkstravagant viks dɛn! - Kolobkov bin blurt aut witout jok o takt. - Wi nid fɔ knock dis nɔsɛns aut wit wip!
  - Wɛl, as yu no, afta sɔm duzin stɛp una kin si unasɛf! - Alis bin gladi, ɛn i bin tan lɛk se na skul gyal we bin kɔnfyus, i bin de put in pedantik ticha to di provok we di wan ol klas bin de provok am.
  Afta dat, di smɔl detachmɛnt pik spid, Viktɔria, difrɛn frɔm dat, sink ɛn limp pan ɔl tu in leg dɛn, di chen dɛn we dɛn chen in an dɛn bin strɛch, di jenda dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de drɛg di stɛp-bɔn kriminal.
  Bɔt Alis, we bin de shek shek bikɔs i nɔ gɛt peshɛnt, i pɔynt wit in an to wan krak krak na di rɔk dɛn, usay, infakt, sɔntin lɛk di layt we skata we skata we de na spɔtlayt ɔ wan smɔl smɔl kɔtɔn kandy we gɛt briz we dɛn twist, bin tan lɛk silva. Wan tin we dɛn nɔ no, we, as i de kam nia, i bin de tek klia kɔnto dɛn mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Kartashov, we bin de squint mɔ, bin notis se:
  - Wetin na di kayn dɛbul! If dis na lay lay tɔk, den a go tɛst di matirialiti fɔ di tin wit lid bulɛt.
  Alis bin mek wan fes:
  - Ɔ sɔntɛm dis spirit gɛt pawa, we yu kɔmpia am to we ivin mashin gɔn, ɛn nɔto ɛksaktɔli rivolva, na faya krak we nɔ ebul fɔ ivin mek pusi we nɔ de waka fred.
  I klia se Bychkov bin de tek tɛm ɛn i es in rivolva ɔp, di Jamani shɛpad dɛn bin stɔp wantɛm wantɛm ɛn bigin fɔ kray wit fred. Kolobkov pul dɛn wɛpɔn dɛn bak na dɛn holsta ɛn rɔb di brij na in nos wit di barɛl:
  - A nɔ no wetin mek, bɔt... Sɔm kayn we i nɔ bin kɔmfyut, lɛk se wantɛm wantɛm yu tinap nɔto pan sɔlid grɔn, bɔt pan wan tin krɔst we gɛt ays, ɔnda we wan abyss de.
  - Di abyss we nɔ gɛt bottom pas ɔl, dis wan we yu kin push ɔl mɔtalman fred ɛn lay lay biliv insay! - Alis bin gi am.
  We dɛn bin de tɔk, dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi kam nia wan ɛn af ɔndrɛd stɛp, bɔt di gɔst nɔ bin muf, pan ɔl we wan figa we layt riflekshɔn bin de kɔmɔt bin apia, lɛk se dɛn wɛr klos we dɛn dɔn polish.
  Di dɔg dɛn fɔdɔm biɛn, dɛn bin de fred fɔ kam nia di gɔst. Di pompous invɛstigatɔ-jɛnɔral dɛn sɔm kayn we bin put dɛn prawd tɔyn dɔŋ wantɛm wantɛm, ɛn di jɛnɛral dɛn, we bin de fred fɔ ol dɛn gɔn dɛn, bigin fɔ slo dɛn stɛp dɛn.
  I bin notis se Jɔj Baychkov bin tɔn in blɛsin ɛn stɔp, ɛn i bin tan lɛk se di tin we bin de mek i fred mɔ nɔto di vishɔn insɛf, we dɛn kin sho wit di ɛp we fɔsfɔr de ɛp am, ɔ ivin di miraj we dɛn kin yuz ɔltɛm, we na wan optik ifɛkt. Vishɔn dɛn dɔn de na di dɛzat, biɛn di Aktik Sɛklɔ ɛn i wɔs pas dat. Bɔt na dat mek dɔg nɔ de lisin to di kɔmand ɛn trangayes nɔ gri fɔ go bifo... Ɔ sɔntɛm i rili na spirit ɔ dɛbul we pas mɔtalman? Afta ɔl, fɔ bɔku bɔku tawzin ia, bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn bin biliv gɔd dɛn, ɛn di Ɔtodɔks Chɔch stil de rul ɔfishal wan, ɛn aw dis kayn fet we strɔng ɛn we de ɔlsay nɔ go kɔmɔt frɔm nɔsay?
  Yes, mirekul bin rili apin na spiritual seans, fɔ ɛgzampul, Papus kɔl di spirit fɔ Alɛgzanda di Tɔd... Na ya yu go mɔs stɔp.
  Di kɔlɔnɛl we bin rɔf, we bin dɔn pas di Ruso-Japan Wɔ, bin tɔn to pɔsin we gɛt maynd smɔl, bɔt we i si se di ɔda wan dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ disayd fɔ du sɔntin, i bin de shem bak ɛn slo. Na di jɔnalist we nem Alis nɔmɔ we bin de pɔynt, bin waka wit kol at go to di phantom, i tan lɛk se i bin tan lɛk se na jɔs sɛrks posta to am
  Di kɔlɔnɛl bin blo wit sɔprayz se:
  - Wel, di uman giv am! Yu rili nɔ de fred atɔl?
  - Uman dɛn de na Rɔshian vilej dɛn we dɛn lɛk ɛn rɛspɛkt! Stɔp ɔs we de rɔn ɛn go insay wan smɔl os we de bɔn! - Alis bin siŋ.
  Di kɔlɔnɛl bin kɔntinyu fɔ tinap wit in mɔt opin, bɔt Kartashov ɛn Kolobkov, we bin de fɛt fɔ fred, bin go bifo. Dɛn bin drɛg Viktɔria wit chen afta dɛn.
  Di jɔnalist we nɔ bin de fred bin krɔs di big big west land wit wan layt stɛp, we, we i de go ɔp smɔl smɔl, tɔn to wan kap we gɛt ston. Di eria bin tan lɛk wan il we saful saful ɛn wata we de fɔdɔm bin kɔt af pan am. Insay di ɔda wɔl layt we di mun bin gɛt, di gras bin tan lɛk lɔng grey ia, we di kɔm we briz ɛn wata we de rɔn bin de kɔm kloksayz. Usay di rɔk, we di wɛda, bin de sho di basalt we tan lɛk miro, lɛk shado we de shayn, pɔsin we gɛt kɔlɔ lɛk pale todstool bigin fɔ muf. Alis bin wink pan di gɔst, lɛk se na ol pɔsin we i sabi. I nɔ pe atɛnshɔn to am, i muf go nia di prizina we dɛn chen.
  Viktɔria ala wit hysterically ɛn rɔsh so tranga wan dat i kɔt di chen dɛn kɔmɔt na di gad dɛn an, fɔdɔm na in ni ɛn nak in ed pan di san."Gɔd sɔri fɔ mi, nɔ kɛr mi go na ɛl!" I go bɛtɛ if a go wok tranga wan ɛn wok fɔ mi sin dɛn wit ɔnɛs wok.
  - Yu nɔ sin pas mi, mi gyal pikin! - Di gɔst ansa affably ɛn strok Kɔkrɔs in ed wit in pal. - Get op ɛn go wit pis.
  Di uman we dɛn arɛst bin ala tint wan ɛn nɔ tɔk natin, ɛn i bin fɔdɔm. Dɛn tu invɛstigatɔ dɛn ya rɔsh to am, ɛn Kolobkov bin chuk di imajinari gɔst na in ni, afta dat i laf na di tap pan in lɔng dɛn:
  - Bɔt i de alayv, ivin if i wet! Dis na di nɔmba!
  Bychkov jomp op tu en, shek di oligarch"s han, ren dong wan hip of kweshon dem pan am. Wetin rili apin?
  Khinshtein bin tɔn to pɔsin we sabi tɔk. Ɛn i sɔprayz ɔlman wantɛm wantɛm, i kam fɔ no se insɛf invayt Viktɔria de Tarakanova, so dat di atis, we bin dɔn lɔs op, nɔ go drɔ wan karikachɔ, bɔt wan ɔtɛnɛtik pikchɔ fɔ am frɔm layf ɛn wan big big fish we dɛn kech na in an. Bɔt afta dat, bad lɔk apin, di milyɔnaria bak ɛn, we i tandul insay wan nɛt, i slid dɔŋ.
  Viktɔria bin tray fɔ ɛp am, bɔt i nɔ bin ebul fɔ du am atɔl. Di nɛt dɛn bɔs, ɛn di fayn fayn jɛntriman fɔdɔm ɛn di sem tɛm i brok in nos, we ɛksplen di blɔd spat dɛn na in hat.
  Sev bin kam bay chans, dɛn bin briŋ yukaliptɔs bush dɛn frɔm Ɔstrelia, dɛn bin plant dɛn nia di bed na di wata we de fɔdɔm (wan bin fɔ mek di wata we de na di rizɔva we Khinshtein ɛn in gɔst dɛn kin fishin frɔm!) bɛtɛ.
  We di fɔl bin de fɔdɔm, di ol man bin shek bad bad wan ɛn bikɔs i bin dɔn pas fɔ sɔm tɛm, i nɔ yɛri in yon lukin-grɔn, ɛn i bin yɛri di wata we di wata we de fɔdɔm bin de ala.
  Ɛn afta dat wi bin gɛt fɔ klaym kɔmɔt tru wan miksɔp we de krɔs we gɛt san, grɔn ɛn turf.
  Kolobkov ɛn Bychkov luk dɔŋ, wow... Ɛn fɔ tru, dɛn bin tɔn bɔku tin insay te wan stej we mɔtalman mek apia.
  Wan man we nem Kartashov we bin de du di investayshɔn bin notis wit sɔprayz se:
  - Wel, wetin na ples ya... I tan lɛk asbest, miro basalt, damn am, aw strenj optik ifɛkt dɛn de kɔmɔt frɔm dis.
  Ebram nɔ bin rili smayl, ɔnda in nos we gɛt huk, i bin tan lɛk se in lip dɛn rili tan ɛn kruk, bɔt dɛn mek in tit dɛn wit klin klin gold:
  - Na dat mek a pik dis ples fɔ rilaks, fishin, ɛn peint land skay.
  Di oligark in klos dɛn bin ful-ɔp wit asbest ɛn chalk, na dat mek i bi pɔsin we kin mek pɔsin biliv pan lay lay stori dɛn we i ful-ɔp wit di mun.
  Bychkov skrach in chin ɛn notis se:
  - Sɔntɛm we yu bin de klaym, di fred ɛn romantik inklin de Tarakanova mistek yu fɔ wan wef we di jet we de fɔdɔm na watafɔl rayz? Bɔt di vɛshɔn se dis na ɔl bay aksidɛnt at fɔ biliv...
  Khinshtein bin tɔk wit sɛns se:
  - Mi sɛf nɔ biliv pan mi sev. Bɔt di Ɔlmayti, we yu kɔmpin bin pas, i sɛn wan enjɛl to mi we se - stɔp fɔ bi wikɛd misɛf Ebram. Fɔgiv yu ɛnimi dɛn, ɛn du ɔltin so dat di titi nɔ go du bad. Ɛn yu no, a bin biliv, bikɔs a bin de bitwin layf ɛn day, se dis nɔto di delirium we bren we dɔn stɔp kin gɛt. Nɔto ɔl yɔŋ pɔsin kin ebul fɔ kɔmɔt na dɛn kayn dip ples dɛn de. Yu nɔ tink se na mirekul se na wan ol man rili du dis?
  Bychkov bin shek bad bad wan, bɔku strenj tin dɛn bin rili de insay dis kes. Fɔ ɛgzampul, yu tink se i pɔsibul se di optik ilyushɔn bin mek dis kayn strɔng impreshɔn pan dɔg dɛn we nɔ de si fayn? Ivin naw dɛn de fred fɔ go nia Khinshtein, dɛn de shem lɛk se dɛn de fred di dɛbul insɛf.
  Di ful mun bigin fɔ dak, ɛn di skay na di ist bigin fɔ shayn... So mɔnin kam, ɛn dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi de na dɛn fut fɔ tu dez. Viktɔria kam fɔ no, i kray bikɔs i bin fil pasmak, i tɛl di Masta tɛnki kwik kwik wan fɔ we i sev am frɔm di sil we Ken bin sil. Dɛn bin gi am wan sip pan dɛn flask dɛn we gɛt natura wayn we nɔ gɛt tumɔs trɛnk, ɛn tu-tri sandwich fɔ sɔpɔt in trɛnk. Afta dat Tarakanova ɛn Khinshtein, we na wan fayn gyal ɛn wan bad bad ol man, ɔg dɛnsɛf tayt tayt ɛn kis gudbai.
  Bikɔs nɔbɔdi nɔ kansel di disayd fɔ tek am na kɔstɔm yet, ɛn dɛn nɔ separet di kes to difrɛn prɔsiding, di yɔŋ pɔsin we de rayt poem stil gɛt fɔ kɔmɔt, pan ɔl we i nɔ gɛt shakul, wit polis. Bɔt Kartashov bin ɔda gudbay:
  - Pik wan sɛpret sɛl fɔ am, na di sɛktɔ we de ɔp, fɔ pipul dɛn we gɛt nobul rank ɛn nɔ fɔ wɛr shakul. A tink se wi go gɛt fɔ wet fɔ lɔng tɛm fɔ mek dɛn jɔj wi.
  Bychkov bin tɔk fayn fayn wan se:
  "I nɔ gɛt wan dawt fɔ se dɛn go gi dis kayn fayn fayn kiuti fɔ provayd, ɛn dɛn go yɛri di kes apat frɔm di tu Sɔshialis-Rɛvɔlɔshɔnari dɛn we dɛn hang." Yes, i tan lɛk se i nɔ kɔmɔt na dɛn pati, bɔt i na anarchist...
  Kolobkov bin kɔnfyus signifyant wan:
  - Insay dis kes, i go bi so. Wan spɛshal kes we di pɔsin we dɛn kil insɛf de akt lɛk witnɛs fɔ di difens, ɛn ivin insay kes lɛk kil.
  Kartashov kɔl Alis ova:
  - Wel, fearless, yu get rich topik fo moch pas wan atikul. Sɔntɛm, fɔ dɔn, yu go rich, bak, bay we yu trowe lɛftist nɔsɛns kɔmɔt na yu ed, we na mɔ utopian ɛn harmful pas romantik nɔsɛns.
  Di jɔnalist bin ansa wit languid vɔys se:
  - Wɛl, yes! Sermon dɛn rili fashɔn naw. Na tru se di tɔpik, di predatory kapitalis, dɔn tɔn to ship-philanthropist, so fantastic dat i kin rili jɔs put am insay wan atikul we gɛt curiosities.
  Wan masta sabi bukman we nem Bychkov bin tɔk we nɔ bisin bɔt dis:
  - Dis, na tru, rili luk lɛk di epilɔg fɔ wan romantik ditektiv stori we sɔm sɛntimɛnt uman rayt, bɔt... In rialiti, dɛn kayn kes ya dɔn apin pas wan tɛm insay kriminal istri. Ɛn di wan dɛn we dɛn kil fɔgiv di wan dɛn we dɛn kil, ɛn di wulf tɔn to ship. - Wan liv woking ensayklopidia, we Bychkov bin bi, sidɔm pan in ɔs ɛn bigin fɔ tɔn ɛgzampul dɛn frɔm di tɛm we Plutarch ɛn Cicero bin de.
  Alis nɔ bin de mek lɛk se i de yawn igen. I bin rili want fɔ slip, mɔ we tu-tri big ɛn bɔku kalori sanwis dɛn bin ful-ɔp di ɛmti ples na in bɛlɛ. Bɔt di kes nɔ dɔn atɔl lɛk aw di invɛstigatɔ bin want, ɛn tu-tri man dɛn, we Kanareeva bin rili shɔ naw bɔt dɛn inosɛns, dɔn sidɔm naw na di ol we wikɛd ɛn we de swɛt pas ɔl we dɛn bin ebul fɔ fɛn fɔ dɛn nɔmɔ.
  Ɛn i bin mekɔp in maynd fɔ waka go nia Kartashov, tek di jenɛral in an wit pɔlitiks ɛn aks kwayɛt wan se:
  - Pan ɔl we a nɔto ɛkspɛkt pan invɛstishɔn ɛn kriminal kes, nɔto tumɔs strenj tin bin de ya?
  Kartashov, we bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de na in drim, we i si insɛf na di saf bed na di jenɛral in ɔtel rum, i bin de muf wit pwɛl at:
  - Bɔku strenj tin dɛn de... Bɔt di tru se bɔku pipul dɛn we nɔ biliv se Gɔd de ɛn pipul dɛn we nɔ biliv Gɔd de na Ɔtodɔks kɔntri, na sɔntin we de mek wi sɔprayz insɛf... Ɛn ɛvri ia mɔ ɛn mɔ!
  Alis bin rili skru am:
  - Na tru se, insay fɔrɛns prɔsis sɔm tɛm dɛn kin apin we nɔ kin rili apin ɛn we nɔ kin apin ɔltɛm. Bot if i pas tu mats, den in eni kes i no bi coincidence.
  Kartashov ɛn Kolobkov bin luk di jɔnalist wan tɛm ɛn tɔk wanwɔd se:
  - Us ɔda coincidences de, wetin yu bin want fɔ tɛl wi?
  Alis bigin fɔ bɛn in finga dɛn:
  - Fɔs, di kil sɔm kayn we sɔprayz fɔ kɔynsayd wit di las ligal rɛjista fɔ di sindik, ɛn di establishmɛnt fɔ wanwɔd kɔntrol oba di nyu faynɛns ɛmpaya we dɔn kɔmɔt. Notis se na jɔs tu pan di administretiv triumvir dɛn bin kil da nɛt de.
  Kartashov bin se wit wan sawnd luk:
  - Wɛl, na dat mek di Lɛft Sɔshialis-Rɛvɔlɔshɔnari dɛn rɔsh fɔ kil ɔl di tri kɔ-ɔna dɛn fɔ mek dɛn go plant panik ɛn di chaos we dɛn nid.
  Alis bin kɔrɛkt wit lɔv se:
  - Nɔto tri? Dat na, wetin impɔtant pas ɔl fɔ tu pipul dɛn. Ɛn di tɔd wan de alayv ɛn i rili gɛt wɛlbɔdi. Ɛn pe atɛnshɔn, Khinshtein go klos to wanwɔd fɔ manej wan big big industrial ɛn faynɛns ɛmpaya fɔ at le sɔm mɔnt, if nɔto fɔ lɔng tɛm. Afta ɔl, di wan dɛn we go gɛt di ɔda tu go stil tek di rayt dɛn we di lɔ se, dɔn dɛn kin gɛt fɔ pe bɔku bɔku kɔmpɛnshɔn fɔ di kɔmni dɛn we pul di mɔni na di sindik, ɔ dɛn go gri fɔ pul sɔm rent we dɛn stil gɛt kɔntrol pan di kɔni kɔni Ebram.
  Kolobkov bin bigin fɔ tek tɛm, ɛn di we aw i bin de slip bin kɔmɔt na in fes we bin de slip wantɛm wantɛm:
  - Ɛn yu no, sɔntin de insay dis... Mi sɛf de dawt se di ol man bin ebul fɔ pail bɔku san ɛn kle ɛn ivin kɔmɔt.
  Alis bin mek shɔ se i put in bare sole pan di chukchuk so dat di injɛkshɔn dɛn go drɛb di slip we i de tray fɔ kɔba in kɔnshɛns ɛn i ad se:
  - Ɛn di sem tɛm nɔ gɛt wan trays fɔ taya na in fes, ɛn dɛn sm am rili nɔ natin, di ni dɛn na in trayz nɔ ivin rɔb wan ɔns, ɛn insɛf smɛl, bɔt i rili ivin, we nɔ rili kɔnvins, ɛn asbest ɛn chalk go mɔs miks we yu klaym pan wan sem kayn rɔk bak wit ɔdinari kle ɛn turf.
  Zhora Bychkov bin ala wit pwɛl at se:
  - Bɔt na tru! Mi, sɛf, bin jɔs mek pipul dɛn pe atɛnshɔn to dis ɔtomɛtik wan, bɔt a bin so sɔprayz wit di we aw dis kayn fayn fayn stori nɔ bin kɔmɔn dat sɔm kayn we di saspek we bin de flik-flik bin jomp frɔm mi tinkin, lɛk wan slip we de slip frɔm huk.
  Kartashov shek in ed, i de puf in chɛst:
  "Di tru se di ol man kɔmɔt de nɔ rili luk tru." As well as dɛn kɔntradiktɔri stetmɛnt dɛn... Dis na ripɛnt...
  - Tu teatri na wan! - Alis krɔs in an dɛn oba in chɛst. - Yes, fɔgivnɛs ɛn ripɛnt de na rial layf, so dat i go so pathetic ɛn poetic... Di gyal dɛn autplay am.
  Kartashov bin swɛt bad bad wan:
  - In jenɛral, Viktɔria na pɔyt uman, i kin, bikɔs ɔf in abit, ripɛnt insay di stayl we dɛn kin rayt chivalrik novel. Ɛn fɔ mek lɛk se yu de faint... Ledi dɛn sabi du dis bɛtɛ pas di wan dɛn we sabi bɔt di tiyata.
  Kolobkov, we i bin de tap in finga dɛn pan di mɔrokɔ, bin tɔk se:
  - Ɔl di sem tin, na di Sɔshialis-Rɛvɔlɔshɔnari dɛn kil di pɔsin... Ɔl di pruf ɛn di rizin dɛn we mek dɛn kil am de agens dɛn, ɛn Khinshtein kin gɛt wan ɔndrɛd rizin dɛn we wi nɔ no yet fɔ shild dis blant animal. Nɔto fɔ pul ivin sikrit lɔv afɛa, we, giv di enchanting biuti ɛn charm fɔ de Tarakanova... - Bɔku yɔlɔ lif dɛn, we wan big briz dɔn kɔt, flop wantɛm wantɛm insay di riva dreyn, we de spin bay inɛs, lɛk ship dɛn we de insay a bad bad briz.
  Alis bin agens am wit pawa, bɔt i bin rili mek sɛns:
  - Khinshtein rili gɛt wan rili kɔnvinsin motive ɛn bɛnifit, ɛn as fɔ di motives fɔ di Sɔshialis Rivɔlɔshɔnari dɛm, notis se di aidia fɔ dump kɔmprɔmis pruf kɔmɔt frɔm am. Ɛn i sɛn mi fɔ ripɔt se siriɔs tin dɛn de agens dɛn, nɔto fɔ pul Viktoria Tarakanova. Dis na tin bak we tri witnɛs dɛn kɔnfirm wantɛm wantɛm. Dɔn di kɔni kɔni milian nɔ gɛt sikyɔriti, pan ɔl we di ɔntin os ful-ɔp wit wɛpɔn dɛn, i mit in ɛnimi we nɔ gɛt ɛnitin fɔ fɛt, dɔn ɔltin jɔs tan lɛk di delirium we grey gelding kin gɛt.
  Jɔj bin wispa lawd wan se:
  - Dat na kul tin! I tan lɛk se Khinshtein bin yuz Zheleznyak ɛn Dubinin na dak, i bin pul dɛn wit di an dɛn fɔ kɔmpin dɛn we nɔ nid, ɛn wit Viktoria i bin want fɔ falamakata, bɔt i bin ɔva du am smɔl, ɔ fɔ se, i nɔ bin tek di uman we wan pɔshɔnal jɔnalist bin de wach. Na tru se sɔm ɔvalap dɛn de ya, na dat mek i bin so shɔ se di radikal Sɔshialis Rivɔlɔshɔnari dɛn go du ɔltin insay wan nɛt. Ɛn i pɔsibul fɔ pul di ɔligarch dɛn wit fayn sikyɔriti?
  Alis bin shɔk dɛn ɔl wan tɛm:
  "Ɛn di fani tin bɔt dis kes na dat, dɛn Sɔshialis-Rɛvɔlɔshɔnari ya, wit ɔl dɛn radikalism, nɔ gɛt natin fɔ du wit di kil we dɛn kil tu ɔligarch dɛn. Dɛn bin jɔs de yuz dɛn as skrin, we na lay lay rod we de go fa frɔm di rial kriminal.
  Kartashov in vɛks ɛn had luk bin kam bak bak:
  - Yu dɔn kam fɔ no di kes fɔ sitizin Kanareeva. Duya notis se, akɔdin to di lɔ, a bin du bad, bɔt jɔs bikɔs yu bin ebul fɔ si us wikɛd kilman dɛn yu want fɔ kɔba, ɛn fɔ udat yu go insay prizin bɛsin.
  Alis ansa wit dip swɛt se:
  - Na tru se, a rid dis kes. Di men pruf we de agens Alɛksi Dubinin na di trays dɛn we i gɛt pan in stayl fɔ sus we nɔ bɔku, we i bin tan lɛk se na bay wilful dɛn dɔn stɛyn am bad bad wan wit pent. Pantap dat, di kriminal was di ɔda say ɛn di sɔks wit kerosin, bɔt i nɔ tɔch di sɔl, lɛk se i de invayt yu - na di pruf fɔ yu!
  Kolobkov bin ansa am wantɛm wantɛm se:
  - Di invɛstigatɔ gɛt rayt fɔ kɔnt pan di kriminal in fulish we pas di sɛns. Ɛkspiriɛns de tich se ɔl tu di degenerate ɔ nat go fɔ kil, ɛn ivin siriɔs pɔblisha dɛn kin mek mistek bɔku tɛm bikɔs ɔf di ekstrim lɛvɛl dɛn we dɛn kin gɛt tɛnsiɔn. Ɛn dɛn man ya bin de du sɔntin lɛk dis fɔ di fɔs tɛm. Dubinin, na tru, nɔto stupid pɔsin, bɔt insay nyu biznɛs fɔ insɛf, i kin rili mistek kɔlkul, i nɔ tink se i bɛtɛ fɔ wɛr simpul sus, ɛn nɔto in saiz.
  Aliska luk di ist we dɔn rɛd, di ɔtom blɔk bin prɔmis fɔ fayn, ɛn di de bin rili gɛt san ɛn wam. In tɔyn bin kam fɔ gɛt kɔnfidɛns mɔ:
  - Hoffmann in pawaful bɔdi gad, we na wan pan di strɔng bɔksa dɛn na di wɔl, ɛn we na fayn fayn shuta bak, dɛn bin chuk am wit chukchuk we i day rili pɔshɔnal. Wan prɛsis blo bitwin di bak pat na di ed ɛn di ɔpa vayb, we i lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i nɔ gɛt blɔd. Ɛn i strenj se Dietrich, we dɛn bin de tek as di bɛst masta na in fild, tɔn to pɔsin we sok dat i alaw wan kilman wit nɛf fɔ kam nia am na di opin ples. Strenj unprofessionalism... Ɛn afta dat di bɔku bɔku blɔd, ɛn demonstrativ sɔvɛlayshɔn... - Kartashov twist in jaw ɛn blo ebi ebi. - Bɔt if wi tek am se ɔda pɔsin du am, bɔt na Dubinin in sus, den ɔltin de fɔdɔm insay in ples.
  Jɔj bin aks wit smayl se:
  - Ɛn udat, insay yu opinion, bin fɔ dɔn drɛs am so kleva bay we i riples di sus?
  Alis bin tɔk wit insinuating se:
  - We aristokrat de waka barefut, dis na, fɔ tru, wan oddity we de atrak atɛnshɔn, bɔt dis insɛf nɔto wan patikyula tin, bɔku pilgrim ɛn sent dɛn bin du dis. Bɔt dis nɛt, pan mi leg dɛn we stil tan, a fil sɔntin we strenj ɛn we nɔto natin wantɛm wantɛm. We mi ed we bin klawd bikɔs ɔf di sɔfa we dɛn bin de mek na prizin, klin, a ɔndastand. I bin gɛt fresh, rɔb kɔlus na in fut ɛn il, jɔs di sem wan dɛn we kin apin we pɔsin put ɔda pɔsin in tayt sus na in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn waka insay am fɔ lɔng tɛm. Ɛn jɔs di de bifo no trays ɔ blista nɔ bin de na in wɔndaful leg dɛn... So na di intaval bitwin mi visit ɛn di arɛst we dɛn arɛst am na in i waka...
  Georges bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Rayt! Ɛn a notis se in leg dɛn dɔn tan, in fut dɛn bin rɔf, bɔt i bin dɔn kam fɔ waka wit sus we nɔ fayn. - Di Kiŋ fɔ Ɛkspɛkt dɛn nɔ bin want fɔ blush wit shem ɛn bigin fɔ mek ɛkskyuz. - Na tru, a bin tink se a bin dɔn de na ples usay, fɔ rizin fɔ disɛns, i fɔ chenj in tɔch barefutnɛs... Bɔt dis kayn vɛshɔn wit di kɔni sɛtup we in lɔng tɛm padi dɛn bin de mek nɔ bin kam na mi maynd. Viktoria na pɔsin we gɛt maynd, sɔntɛm i ivin tan lɛk pɔsin we de kil pɔsin, bɔt gyal we de rayt dɛn kayn siŋ dɛn de ɛn drɔ pikchɔ dɛn we fit fɔ de na di Tretyakov Gallery na wikɛd jakal...
  Alis kɔntinyu fɔ luk wit sɔri at:
  - Wɛl, a tink se na di wɔl prɔsis, enjɛl dɛn we de tɔn to skɔpiɔs sɛf nɔto wan patikyula kes, we fit fɔ di pen we Dumas rayt. Bay di we, dis de ɛksplen wetin mek Dietrich nɔ bin de tink de. Dis kayn fayn pɔsin kin tɔn in ed ɛn fɔgɛt bɔt in yon sef, ɛn we i de kis, i kin izi fɔ nak in bak pat pan in ed.
  Kartashov in grɔn yay dɛn we gɛt pɔyzin bin tan lɛk di wan dɛn we flounder gɛt:
  - Wetin na kleva dɛbul, wetin bɔt di pruf agens Zheleznyak?
  Alis bin ɛksplen izi wan se:
  - Fɔ tos soja badge we Viktoria bin dɔn tif bifo, na tin we rili simpul. Dis nɔto ivin shuz print. Apat frɔm dat, sɔm strenj tin dɛn de we kin apin. Fɔs, di blo we dɛn bit di bak pat na di ed nɔ kil Borovikov, bɔt i jɔs mek i sɔprayz ɛn i jɔs chok insay di wata we de bɔbul we dɛn miks wit tinchɔ dɛn we de mɛn. Ɛn if hiro lɛk Zheleznyak bin dɔn muf wan smɔl mabul figurin, i fɔ dɔn brok brok wit in ed. Sɛkɔn, dɛn se di kala displei kes bin brok ɛn na so Maxim bin go insay di pɔsin we dɛn bin atak. Wɛl, lɛ wi se di Jakuzi dɛn de mek nɔys, ɛn di oligark insɛf nɔ go dɔn yɛri am. Bɔt Borovikov gɛt gud sikyɔriti wit fayn fayn wachdɔg dɛn, we nɔ de yɛri di sawnd we glas brok. Ɛn afta dat, wan ebi ebi man lɛk Zheleznyak bin kam insay tru di displei winda ɛn i tan lɛk se i kam bak bak di sem we. Ɛn aw i bin ebul fɔ pas ɔl tu di galɔn dɛn ɛn di san san gɔlf we i nɔ lɛf ɛni trays ɔ brok brok bush?
  Na de, frɔm di sayd na di shɔp winda, yu nɔ go ebul fɔ go nia di flawa bed dɛn we dɛn dɔn plow, dɛn de go, as dɛn rayt am na di kes, insay wan sɔlid layn, along dis bildin fɔ di pales kɔmpleks. So, di kɔnklushɔn de sho insɛf. Di kriminal bin go insay tru wan say we de ɔnda grɔn ɛn sikrit, ɛn sɔntɛm i go dɔn pas fɔ ɛnjɔy insɛf pas wan tɛm. Ɛn afta dat, i tek tɛm pul wan tu-tri rawnd di displei kes so dat krak krak go fɔm, afta dat i tek di glas dɛn apat ɛn tek tɛm layt dɛn, lɛk se i rili brok dɛn. Wɛl, di badge tan lɛk kruk pruf.
  We dɛn stɔp smɔl, di tri ditektiv dɛn bigin fɔ tink siriɔs wan. Georges bin want fɔ mek wi no klia wan se:
  - So udat kil Borovikov?
  Alis ansa wit wan inosɛnt luk:
  - I klia udat kil Khinshtein pasɔnal. If in stori bɔt fɔ kɔmɔt na di yukaliptɔs tik dɛn nɔ fit fɔ du am, ɛn Viktɔria jɔs nɔ bin ebul fɔ de de, dat min se Ebram nɔ gɛt natin fɔ du wit dis dominatrix. Dɛn bin gi dɛnsɛf wan alibi we dɛn kin abop pan. Dɛn mek wan vɛshɔn we bin mek pɔsin biliv fɔs we yu luk am se dis na di wok we di Sɔshialis Rivɔlɔshɔnari dɛn bin du, ɛn dɛn bin no se insay wi tɛm dis na di skrin we pɔsin kin biliv pas ɔl. Wetin na di pɔynt fɔ involv ɛni ɔda pɔsin ya? Ebram rili stɛdi fɔ pe mɔni to pɔsin we dɛn haya fɔ kil jɔs fɔ mek i nɔ dɔti insɛf. Ɛn pɔsin we dɛn de pe fɔ kil kin bi ed pen bikɔs ɔf blakmɛl, so yu stil gɛt fɔ dɔti ɔ haya ɔda kilman. As i bi, ɔltin na tin we pɔsin kin abop pan, dɛn kin kɔl am bifo tɛm, ivin di fɔdɔm we wan stej we dɛn dɔn ol ɛn di nɛtwɔk we dɛn bin brok di de bifo. Bɔt fɔ tru, i klia se dɛn bin ple dɛn an pasmak pan sɔm tin dɛn. Bikɔs Viktɔria in kɔnfɛshɔn fɔ tɔn aut fɔ bi nɔ so belated, ɛn dat mek dɛn nɔ gi dis stori ɛni lɔv, dɛn nɔ lɛf wan trays fɔ in wɔndaful leg... Pan ɔl we bak, fɔ tru, dɛn bin gɛt fɔ de, so Viktɔria lɛf di scene of the murder according to her story in in a state of passion, ɛn i nɔ bin ebul fɔ kɔba in trak dɛn pan chalk rɔk ɛn asbest, ɛn di print dɛn fɔ Khinshtein in yon sus, pan ɔl we dɛn bin lɛf am wan de bifo, dɛn bin kip dɛn pafɛkt wan. Ivin if de Tarakanova ayd pat pan di trut ɛn swip am biɛn insɛf, dat min se Ebram in finga prɛnt dɛn we dɛn miks wit am go mɔs dɔnawe wit am. Yɛs, ɛn di fɔdɔm de si, nɔto tide.
  Jɔj es in an dɛn ɛn shek Alis tranga wan:
  - Wel, yu na di ed! Sherlock Holm in wan skit... Kul pas Pickerson. So a put ɔltin na in ples insay dis kayn tin we tan lɛk se na kɔni kɔni. Bɔt stil, a tink se dis kayn kwɛstyɔn go kɔnfyus yusɛf. Tel mi, wetin mek wi tren dɔg dɛn bin de shem fɔ Hinshein so, lɛk se i rili de smɛl di ɔndawɔl?
  Alis ansa wit inosɛnt smayl se:
  - Ɛn bikɔs i bin rili smɛl. Bɔt nɔto di ɔndawɔl sɛf, bɔt di dɔg we de gayd am... - Afta i dɔn intasept di kɔnfyus blink na di ɛkspɛkt in yay, i gi wan prosayk ɛksplen. - We a grap, a go insay di manshɔn, di savant dɛn kɛr di ebi ebi bɔdi we dɔn day layɔn. Na tru se a nɔ bin pe atɛnshɔn to am da tɛm de. Wɛl, di layɔn day, bɔt animal dɛn we de na menaj nɔ kin day. Bɔt we di dɔg dɛn bin de kray wit fred, a kam fɔ no se na de dɛn kin jɔs fred di kiŋ fɔ animal dɛn. Khinshtein bin sok in klos wit layɔn fat we dɔn mɛlt, ɛn ivin mi mɔtalman nos bin ebul fɔ no dis tart smel. In jenɛral, bak, di kɔni kɔlkyulɛshɔn we wan ɛkspiriɛns dairekta kin du na fɔ mek wi biliv di lay lay stori, so dat prosaic absurdities go pas wi stunned atɛnshɔn. Lɛk fek majik man, we de ambɔg di yay, banal tifman we de es in an insay bɔngla in pɔkit wit in an fɔ walet.
  Kartashov shek in ed, drɛb in taya go:
  - Na tru se, i tan lɛk se ɔltin fit fayn... Bɔt Viktoria na Khinshtein in ɛnimi we dɔn de fɔ lɔng tɛm, ɛn i at fɔ fri di kɔt fɔ di kil we dɛn kil tu Sɔshialis-Rɛvɔlɔshɔnari pas fɔ put wan ɔndrɛd milyɔnaria dɛn biɛn di bar. Apat frɔm dat... Aw Tarakanova kam fɔ liv lɛk dis?
  Alis bin shrug in sholda dɛn bikɔs i bin kɔnfyus:
  "Wi nɔ gɛt inof fakt ya yet fɔ bil tiori dɛn." Sɔntɛm na Khinshtein bin ɛp am wit di pɔlitikal amnɛsti ɛn afta dat i put am pan huk, we bɔku tɛm na sɔntin we pɔsin kin biliv. Sɔntɛm ɔda tin kin de, fɔ ɛgzampul, we pɔsin kin lɛk fɔ lɛ pɔsin tɔn in bak pan Gɔd. Di want fɔ bi enjɛl ɛn dɛbul rol insay wan... A nɔ sabi Viktɔria gud gud wan fɔ pul klia kɔnklushɔn bɔt wetin mek i want fɔ du sɔntin. Ɛni we aw i bi, i gɛt divɛlɔp imajineshɔn, so di trial prɔmis fɔ bi di tin we go mek i intres pas ɔl insay di las tɛn ia!
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
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