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  Come to me two idiots and slaugh.
  "Hey, boys! What is your name? You is unlucky? If it? Who you at life? You is masturbator? Ho-ho! Give for us you story?"
  I say.
  "Fuck off! Dirty stypid jokers! Kiss my ase, fool shit! You prefer think about all people how you, but adorn true, you degenerates, you have not sex! You, live shit, cannot understand nothing! You search death? Fuck, listening, bastards".
  
  Call five girls or woman, whom have not feelings about poor little Igor Novopolcev? This is only dead girls! And fool girls. And only hippopotamus.
  Well...
  
  Igor Novopolcev is idiot! He write and read followings different bollock! Other name it bull shit! Think idea flash across in unhealthy mind this young marginal, unluck woman-fishers and drinking (no more) punk! This truces no more un-fresh, I need will washing it and substitute at other or not...No I got are reasons because I m the mad, nutter, fucking loony! Bastards! I have new problems, that question about rotten troath! But in spirit care wonderfull people - you near understand what is it? Straight how words in reggae song: Wonderfull world, beautiful people! Igor don"t like dirty hippis, prefer yippi! And igor don"t have honor for drugs - only healthy life, only smoke sigarets and once and twice in year drink light beer near one pints. Very clever boys!
  
  Such Novopolcev usually like touch girls tits. Igor like good fight and stupid joke, his life - this is humor, pulp, subculture and hard (in all other) music! He never forget spring his life, whom was study in Saratov Universiti. When was best friends, first love, freedom and street life (no, you think wrong ) adorn try street solger.
  
  Near past time he can study in (we call it fucking university dirty hole!) university at mummy moneys, but now moneys is dead and igor test his can get hight education. This next word call in help mummy. Ha-ha! So funny, dear friends! M-m-m, how to miss Fat ase? She is young asshol!
  "hey, horrible rude man! You nothing know about her!"
  Yes.
  But...
  I am ruler!
  
  "Oh, my god! We are wild sorry, wonderfull rude man! Oh, only dont beat us, please! I am and this man very bastards! See: we are give you all moneys!"
  
  
  Stupid man went adorn street, I scream out: "I am wona anarchy at streets by this town, and beat face cockney, broke shops-glass! I m have guns, I will shot bullet in rich cars! I m give freedom for animals in place zoo! Animals don"t should sit in prison under look people, crocodile will be run in rich house ! Gorillas eat bananas in fruit shops! I call all my friends dance under rock-n-roll high sound! We are will drunk!
  
  I m write: " I see woman, her name Girls Dream, she have two big tits milk-color, i wont push at tits and she scream: "My fucking friend, should give with all power!" She scream so, because light drugs killed her brain. Black cat sit near and smoke sigarets "Parlament", because I am use drugs too."
  
  
  I m fine story about different popular people, such as Merlin Monro, Severyanin, Stuart Home, kings, writers, how say old peoples, "et cetera".
  
  I m study different Language, sing, write and read at they.
  
  
  I m unhealthy, I m mad. I have boring life.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  I m fuck 4 girls, they scream "go bed!",
   they dirty bitсh. I m push and touch
   all body unit at my dick, and eat
   my balls and kiss my lips and do orgasm!
  
  I m fuck they cunts,
   I m fuck they mouth
  I m fuck they ass,
  my porno sluts!
  
  
  I m fuck 4 girls, they scream "go bed"
  , they dirty bitсh. I m push and touch
  
  
  Hi, woman you in my sperm,
  Hi, woman you in my sperm,
  Hi, woman you in my sperm,
  
  
  
  I m was like masturbate - in future I will do group sex! Other fools can t understand what need do for it! I m say myself - lets fight with yong marginal and talk his rude words - onse or twice no luck man whom I was submit think and do submit me. Fish destroyed with head! I call my best friend and he find this no luck man and give horrible! I m was wona fight with my neighbors - but they fear! They to stripe me in friendly onse fool girls and no luck man. Her to give horrible! I m ruler and cool!
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
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