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    -->I am feeling obliged to warn you, my possible readers, that you better ... /_forget_/ about me, because I am /_not_/ an author who has to be read, unless you, occasionally, meet two requirements: you understand Bulgarian language, and like dirty, indecent /_cynical_/, or vulgar verses (but, still, not pornography). And if you ask yourself: why then I publish these indecent things, then the answer is: because at least 1/3 of men /_like_/ (or have liked or will like) such exactly forbidden verses for at least a decade in their life, but probably longer. And the verses are, most of them, from before about 20 years, and I am now old enough to think about my literary heredity, so that I said to myself: why keep them only for me and not leave them to the younger generations? Because of this I am leaving them -- here even free. In fact, it goes about a series of dozen or so small booklets called "Malka Pichovska Biblioteka", "MPB" (what is something like "Small Playboy's Library"). So that is, and you can find something more about me and my name in the booklet zero ("MPB 00"). |
    -->Also I will publish here in a pretty strange form, but very suitable for /_copying_/ of the booklets, because, you see, the sites like to ... go bankrupt pretty often, and I don't want my things to become lost for the posterity, mark this! I have seen this form somewhere, and also the Serbs use equally well both, Cyrillic and Latin alphabets, hence this is possible. This form is an usual /_plain_/ text with only /_basic_/ Latin characters, transliterated for the other alphabets (like I will give it below for the Cyrillic one), plus some basic but sufficing formatting characters, all this in one go! |
    -->The ways to allow marking of some .doc formatting possibilities are the following: "--" is long hyphen, "-->" is new line, then we have -_underlined_-, /_italic_/ and *_bold_* in this way, (also upper and down indexes like A/1\2, but here will be no indexes), shifting of the indentation in the poetry with "  ", some delimiter line or page break in this "--> - - - - -" or "--> -- -- -- -- --" way, and the titles (beginning with Heading 1 and down) are ====>, ===>, ==>, and =>. |
    -->Then Bulgarian alphabet is "a-b-v-g-d-e-zh-z-i-j k-l-m-n-o-p-r-s-t-u f-h-c-ch-sh-sht-y-j-ju-ja" and for the Russian are added also "yi, ae, jo" and there is not "sht" but "shch", where for the German the umlauts are marked with adding of ":" /_after_/ the letter, and the accent is "`" /_before_/ the letter (if from left to right, and if in the other direction then ... doubled; but here will be no such things, or then more complicated characters, where some other basic symbols, like ". , / \" etc. have to be added). |
    -->That is, my dear readers, everything is quite natural, and you will get used to it; for the English and the Bulgarian this transliteration is really /_perfect_/, and you are invited to make your own copies (in .txt files) of all my works. Hence, do them! ||


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==>*_ABOUT THE AUTHOR (in English)_*
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-->Hi, people, no matter of what sex you are,
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-->Although it matters, naturally. And I would say that this is the thing that matters most of all on this material world, and hope you'll agree with me on that topic. But, you see, this is a matter of politeness, and if I would have said "hi" only to the guys, then the girls (as well also the girls between the guys, if you see what I mean) might have felt offended at me. So that, although I am sure that the important sex is the masculine one, the other is just supplemental, I don't deny the right of the women to /_try_/ (yes, why not, they can only try, right?) to feel equal with us, men. Yet this isn't important here, the important discrimination, that I will impose upon my readers, is that I am writing mainly in /_Bulgarian_/. And not only this, but I am writing also not quite decent kind of verses, or rather, /_quite indecent_/ kind of verses, which are usually called cynical, vulgar, forbidden, illegal, and so on, because they treat chiefly the sexual relations. Still, these relations exist, and such verses exist, and I am bold enough to present myself to my, mainly Bulgarian, as just said, readers.
-->OK, my name is Urungel Yovanov Tashkov, or with initials U.Y. Tashkov, where has to be added that "uy" (and read as 'uj', or 'ui' but in one syllable, in almost pure Latin, or then in German) is a bit simplified pronunciation ('huj' to be exact) of masculine penis in Bulgarian, and "tashak" is one of these things that go together with the just mentioned part. I hope you all got my explanations, so that you may call me Mr. /_Testiclov_/, although I would prefer you will rather /_not_/ do this. Then Yovanov (i.e. 'Jovanov'), or with -ich, is Serbian pronunciation of our Ivanov, which name is old and biblical (and in English becomes John). As to the Urungel I am a bit ashamed of it, but, on the other hand, one must not be angry at his father-maker, and he is also long time dead and buried, so that I don't grumble anymore about this name. Ah, well, you have not got it if you are not Bulgarian, so that I have to add that "urungel" is a jargon word for some ugly monster, what is not at all true, you bet it, but, nevertheless, I will avoid to publish my real photo, because, you know, there are some too imaginative people and they may begin to have such ungrounded feelings.
-->Yeah, but, on some other hand, I am really monstrous what concerns my masculine attributes, so that my father was probably right in some sense -- that I am a kind of proverbial beast, like this guy Pan in old Greek mythology, who has become the cause for the emerging of the word panic (as you maybe know). At this moment I am already in my /_soixante-neuf_/ years, and can't boast with big achievements in the amorous business (usually not more than 4-5 times in a row), but in my young years I never went to sleep without 3 or so girls to change them (as spare linens, you know), because after dozen times they began to gasp, when I just entered into my usual rhythm.
-->So where was I? Ah, I have come to my poetical activity, but here everything will go fast, because I have not much verses, and have practically stopped to write more in the last nearly 20 years (where a friend of my at nearly the same age has several thousands of lines and in several languages). My biggest attainment is my MPB, i.e. "/_Malka Pichovska Biblioteka_/" (Small Playboy's Library, so to say, though "pich" in Bulgarian is a richer on nuances notion), where I have introduced 5-level scale for signifying of the fun, marked with stars and beginning from the lowest level of one. Having in mind that in Bulgarian the word "tashak", i.e. my family name, means also fun, yet not something decent, rather like to show in public one's naked bottom, I established that: one star is slight whiff of something sexy (so light that here such verses are as if absent), then two stars is slight tashak (or just a fun, not really indecent, yet not for wide audience), then three stars is middle tashak (a thing that one will not be ashamed to say in a pub, and in mixed company), then four stars is rough tashak (things not for telling before girls, only between man and man, strong curses), and finally five stars mean plump tashak (a bull testicle, so to say, things that even men will abstain to say to their friends, if they are not what is named bosom ones).
-->As format these booklets contain 20 very small pages, of 1/4 of an A4 page, i.e. one title sheet of 2 such double pages (where is the title page, on its back is the contents, then on the end sheet on the inner side of it is one small Appendix, and on the back is the back-side cover), and as pure text only 16 such mini-pages; here everything will be given as continuing text and even the very pages will not be seen clearly. Initially, in the "young years" of our democracy, I hoped to win something with this poetry, because also such /_urungel_/-monsters like me have the right to win something to sustain themselves, but with the years I become more and more convinced that the masses don't like really cynical things, like my poetry, they prefer only vulgar and piggy porno things (where the cynicism is philosophy of life). When so I just publish them now here and there without more hopes (yet I may still want somewhere some money for them). I do this because, when my body, with all its sexual attributes, will turn to dust or atoms, I want to have something left behind, with which to be remembered; most of the guys will have nothing of the kind, but I will have something immortal with what to boast in the other world, because one never knows. I mean that on that immaterial "world" I might be able to do "it" even more times, say, 99, or 101, something of the kind, and I will be able to make contacts with the feminine souls using my verses.
-->Well, as if this is enough as introduction to poetry in a language that you most probably do not know. Ha, ha. But I publish on foreign sites and this requires some presentation of the author, so that I felt myself bound to provide it.
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-->U.Y. Tashkov, March 2019, Sofia, Bulgaria
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