Аннотация: A Cosmic Throw in the information holding. A story.
A Cosmic Throw in the information holding. A story.
The chief editor of a large media holding looked around the members of the secret editorial council.
- The space department of our information holding proposes to publish the biography of Elon Musk in connection with the US space leadership!
- We are not Tsiolkovskies or Korolevs! [We are not Tsiolkovskys or Korolevs!] - the elder of the secret editorial council commented on the proposal.
"He knows!" - those present treated the words of the elder with respect.
All were silent.
- Now the most pressing problem is the fight against corruption, - the head of the project "people against pseudo-parties" said, - We have prepared a material about a former employee of the agricultural cooperative named after Dzerzhinsky. This activist has been writing statements against land fraud for fifteen years!
- We are not Dzerzhinskies [We are not Dzerzhinskys]! - the elder of the secret editorial council commented on the new proposal.
"He knows!" - the participants of the meeting reacted with respect to the opinion of the elder.
- New Year is coming! - the head of the advertising department joined the exchange of views. - We have the ads from realtors! Let's make the ads look like a New Year's project! Let's portray the matter in such a way that among our listeners and readers, anyone can win a land plot - a hectare near Moscow. (Among the participants in this New Year's project are the realtors themselves, who ordered the advertisement). Let's show ourselves as New Year's philanthropists! And, at the same time, we will promote advertising!
The elder nodded his head approvingly.
The chief editor looked at the head of the advertising department with pleasure.
- Tell a story about a boy who wants to become the owner of a "Far Eastern hectare", to put a telescope on the site, and to look into the starry sky. - The elder of the secret editorial council added. - The guy is an intellectual and he has perseverance. He is a graduate of the "Helios" school. Until he has money for a telescope, he will look into the starry sky without a telescope! We must remember the precepts of Peskov! If Peskov wrote about Agafya [Lykova], then we will write about the "cosmic boy".
"He knows!" - a whisper of the meeting participants was flying. - "Advertising for the sale of land in the Moscow region will be in harmony with the New Year's story about a talented boy from" Helios "who wants to acquire "Far Eastern Hectare" and to make breakthroughs in astrophysics, watching the starry sky!"
- Our duty is to remember Peskov! - said the chief editor and examined the members of the secret editorial council:
- So it's decided! The advertising for the sale of land in the Moscow suburbs will harmonize with the New Year's story about a talented boy from "Helios" who wants to acquire the Far Eastern Hectare and to make breakthroughs in astrophysics, watching the starry sky! Our meeting is over!
Members of the secret editorial council left the chief editor's office in a secret elevator.
The chief editor looked at the media production accumulated during the day.
In his hands were samples of gifts ordered for distribution for the New Year to a wide variety of children. (The media holding demonstrates generosity always and in everything!).
A toy robot Fedor, a toy spoiled space toilet, a special tape to seal cracks in cosmic space.
"To order a separate batch before the visit to the Main Christmas Tree!" To give these gifts there too!
The chief editor walked out of the office. "We will give the space theme in combination with the New Year's holiday!"
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MDCLXVIII. A picture of the world from radio fools. The sketch. - October 19, 2020.
MDCCLXXVIII. A small plan for a big media company. Media against bureaucracy. A script for a radio program. - October 19, 2020.
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MDCCCIV. The Political Clown and a Free Press. A sketch. - November 1, 2020. MDCCCXXIV. A media-throw outside the information holding. A story. - November 11, 2020.
MDCCCXLI. A recycling of the historical kino-garbage by the information holding. A story. -
November 18, 2020.
MDCCCXLVIII. Wonderful scenarios under a consideration by the information holding. A story. - November 21, 2020.
MDCCCLVIII. Ce la vie. FSK in the information holding. A story. - November 26, 2020.
MDCCCLXXI. Propaganda of diplomatic achievements in the information holding. A story. - December 2, 2020.
MDCCCLXXX. The artificial intelligence in the information holding. A story. - December 5, 2020.
MDCCCLXXXII. Panda and skates in the information holding. The story. - December 6, 2020.]
December 9, 2020 08:30
Translation from Russian into English: December 9, 2020 09:25.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский "Космический бросок в информационном холдинге. Рассказ".