Аннотация: Connoisseurs of the future and the iron paiza in the information holding. A sketch.
Connoisseurs of the future and the iron paiza in the information holding. A sketch.
The chief editor of a large media holding looked around the members of the secret editorial council:
- I propose to discuss the initiative of our Iron Mind!
Iron Man - the bearer of the Iron Mind - got up from his chair:
- Enough for us to stand like the letter Zyu! Are we journalists and patriots or these ... - how are they? .. I intend to expose the subversive role of the New Rastrelli !!
All were silent.
The head of a newspaper, which was publishing in Belarus but was part of a media holding, cleared his throat slightly.
- The film has already been watched by over 100,000,000 (one hundred million) people! - the elder of the privy editorial council said.
"He knows!" - all looked at the elder approvingly.
Iron Brain insisted:
- If it were not for this architect from Italy, there would be no dangerous influence of the West on our native mother with her native harbor and on the political situation! You have to understand the difference between a native harbor and a marina for a yachts!
- We must remember the letters to the Vagankovskoye cemetery, about the hermit Agafya and about Peskov! - the chief editor explained the situation.
- I have an information! A confidential data! - The colonel, the host of military revue, stood up. Using a portable tweezers, he took a piece of micro-film out of his wallet, inserted it into the card reader, placed the card reader in the slot of the gadget, and projected the image from the gadget on the ceiling of the office.
- "This is data from "The Flight Radar" service," - the colonel commented on the numbers that appeared on the ceiling. - "More than 500,000 (five hundred thousand) people watched the flight and his return!"
The colonel put the piece of micro-film back into his wallet. At the sight of a piece of micro-film, an involuntary, barely perceptible sad sigh swept through the office.
- I understand the immediate prospects and I foresee the near future, - insisted the Man with Iron Brains, - we need to tell how the West influences, interferes in our political life through this New Rastrelli!
- Agafya lived in a hut! The Lykovs family did not cooperated with some New Rastrelli when constructing their buildings! - the elder of the privy editorial council reminded the participants of the discussion.
Everyone nodded their heads approvingly: "He knows!"
- What other opinions will there be? - the chief editor asked.
All were silent.
- So it's decided. Do, - the chief editor carefully looked at the Man with Iron Brains, - a program about Alexander Nevsky and how he treated the West (and the West was strong!), how Alexander Nevsky was visiting the Horde!
The meeting participants nodded their heads in approval. Iron Man went deep into the examination of the iron paiza (metal plate - pass). (All employees of the media hodling were issued paizas this afternoon - to provide the freedom of movement in the style of the times of Alexander Nevsky).
- Our meeting is over!
Members of the secret editorial council left the chief editor's office in a secret elevator.
The chief editor looked at the media production accumulated during the day.
The chief editor put several packages of paper in a sliding briefcase - rolls of paper made from Russial-Belarusian sawdust. "We foresee the future!"
From the side pocket of the briefcase he took out a paiza and examined it ("Soon it will be necessary to touring with convoys - as in the South Caucasus!").
The toilet paper from Russial-Belarusian sawdust ("depth of processing! Production cooperation!") and the paiza were in the briefcase. The chief editor headed for the exit. "The chief specialist of the media holding on the political future is ready for tomorrow!"
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January 30, 2021 19:24
Translation from Russian into English: January 30, 2021 20:41.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский "Знатоки будущего и железная пайцза в информационном холдинге. Скетч".