Аннотация: Institute of Central Asia on Kosti-NF. A story.
Institute of Central Asia on Kosti-NF. A story.
Mr. Wintertund, the second deputy general director of the Kosti-NF radio station, felt impulses, emanating from a desktop landline mysterious telephone apparatus, that never rang, whose telephone tube was never, no one time, rised.
Mr. Wintertund assumed various poses and positions around this telephone apparatus until a guess came.
There is an urgent need to create a virtual radio Institute of Central Asia. Like Institute of the Primorsky Region. But without his own building, without acting director and without other annexes.
This has happened before. And Mr. Wintertund knew what to do.
He immediately called the accounting department and asked to reserve 10 triple premiums. A smaller amount is enough, but a reserve will not hurt.
Then he made a call to the Mrs. Quicktalker. Her task is to interview various political scientists, teachers, researchers, diplomats and other figures who know at least something about Central Asia.
The main topic of the interview: why, after a sudden and complete transfer of power to well-known political players, there was a resistance in some kind of gorge? What does this resistance mean, and what are its prospects?
Mrs. Quicktalker should select five employees who will follow the interview progress in shifts and catch out the most useful ideas from there in real time.
This radio duplicate of some non-existent Institution of Central Asia has tremendous advantages.
First, no premises (buildings), no academicians, no corresponding members, no doctors of science, no candidates, no costs for purchasing paper clips are required.
Secondly, the payment of the so-called experts is not required. There is a barter principle here. The radio station quickly receives operational information, and the interviewee receives an advertisement of his own person.
Thirdly, the amount of red tape is reduced. Let's say that creating the Institute of the Primorsky Region is a troublesome business: finances, staff, premises and many other concerns.
In general, there are many advantages if to see at option of a virtual radio Institute.
Mr. Wintertund pondered, but at the same time he kept events under control. His right hand turned on the radio automatically. On the waves of Kosti-NF, another interview of Mrs. Quicktalker with some associate professor from the pedagogical institute was broadcast. Associate professor - he is generally a person with skills (for forty-five years he has been writing his doctoral dissertation), and besides, students from the very country where new (old) political players suddenly came to power are studying at the pedagogical institute. These students are in correspondence (through Internet) with the institute, asking to free them from the airport, where they are fed pork sausages. Thus, the pedagogical institute is well informed about the development of events.
Mr. Wintertund muffled the sound. Everything is going as it should. Mrs. Quicktalker knows her profession. She will be paid a very good bonus. Those who are in analytical operations will not be forgotten either.
Finally, the end of the working day came. Mr. Wintertund amplified the sound.
He heard:
"- So, this is already the storming of the gorge? - Mrs. Quicktalker asked.
- No. This is, yet, a probing of the situation, a kind of reconnaissance! - expert (quasi employee of the virtual radio Institute of Central Asia) answered."
"That's well said!" - thought Mr. Wintertund.
He brought his head closer to a special mysterious telephone apparatus.
'This is not yet the storming, an assault, not an offensive. This is the probing, this is still only a reconnaissance! "
The desktop landline mysterious telephone apparatus, was silent with satisfaction.
"The virtual radio Institute of Central Asia did a good job - it received exclusive information in regime of real time."
'It seems, that Mrs. Quicktalker has aunt Manya, who lives in a provincial village, and can find out everything - all the secrets, down to who is having sex with whom and in what position,' Mr. Wintertund recalled, 'So the ability to obtain information she is hereditary. "
Mr. Wintertund made a phone call to the accounting department: to pay to Mrs. Quicktalker and other quasi-directors of the virtual radio Institute of Central Asia, who obtained exclusive information, large bonuses.
A short phone call to Mrs. Quicktalker. Tomorrow, Mr. Wintertund will see an analytical report on today's research work on his desk, and Mr. Wintertund will hand this report to the bosses.
'It seems it's now the end of the working day...' 'We did a good job...' 'The Institute, after all... Information, analysis, recommendations...'.
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August 25, 2021 16:36
Translation from Russian into English: August 25, 2021 22:32.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский 'Институт Центральной Азии на Кости-NF. Рассказ'.