Аннотация: Lenya Bobrov draws attention to the Arctic and to the Northern Sea Route. A story.
Lenya Bobrov draws attention to the Arctic and to the Northern Sea Route. A story.
Lenya Bobrov can always visit Vanguard of Taste, eat sea cucumbers with onions, and use the MIR card to get a food cashback.
However, now is necessary not only to replace, but to get ahead, to amaze the imagination.
Arriving at the fast food restaurant, Lenya immediately invited the director of restaurant:
- Do you sell ice cream?
- Yes!
- How is the theme of the Arctic reflected in your restaurant?
The director shuddered, but answered:
- We were going to include two ice creams in the menu: "Arctic Zhirin" and "Arctic Hectare"!
- This is good! Now the logistic chains are broken. The Northern Sea Route is of particular importance! But your plans - they are clearly not sufficient!
- We have a draft agreement with the Balaton consulting firm on the preparation of new, arctic, areas of our activity.
- Balaton is good, but how long will they prepare their consultations? You have ice cream. Add fish oil and include an additional item in the menu: Arctic Hectare Zhirin.
The director immediately gave instructions to his subordinates. One of the restaurant employees ran to buy fish oil [rybiy zhir].
Lenya continued:
- Do you have spruce branches?
- We can find synthetic Christmas trees used in the New Year Holiday.
- Prepare them! Depict a traditional arctic dwelling. You probably don"t have traditional northern costumes, do you?
- We will dress the girls in fur coats and warm clothes!
After some time, Lenya was eating Arctic Hectare Zhirin ice cream in an impromptu northern dwelling. He was surrounded by extras, dressed as northern inhabitants.
The director of restaurant, on behalf of Lenya, took several pictures of the new, arctic, performance.
Lenya immediately posted a photo on the Internet with the caption: "Vanguard with arctic taste."
Everyone - both employees and visitors - somehow perked up. Visitors ordered Arctic Hectare Zhirin. They wrinkled their faces, but ate and smiled.
Lenya paid for his portion of ice cream.
He photographed the check issued to him and additionally posted on the Internet a photo of the check with the inscription "Do not forget about the Arctic cashback and about the creation of the Arctic Department in the structure of Glavtourism!".
It would be nice to ride on an ice floe to the North Pole! What will the Norwegians and the Norwegian Foreign Ministry say after that?!
Logistics chains broken! The Arctic and the Northern Sea Route now are of particular importance!
It would be nice to take a ride with a group of bloggers to Chukotka and take a few photos there - for posting on the Internet!... Living Mohicans still probably remained ...
August 1, 2022 12:29
Translation from Russian into English: August 1, 2022 13:05.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский "Лёня Бобров обращает внимание на Арктику и на Северный морской путь. Рассказ".
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