Аннотация: Lenya Bobrov visits a car dealership and decides to buy a car. A story.
Lenya Bobrov visits a car dealership and decides to buy a car. A story.
After visiting the "Vanguard of Taste" ("Avangard Vkusa") fast food restaurant, Lenya Bobrov was walking along the street of a good southern city in a beautiful mood.
A pretty girl came up to him with a pack of advertising booklets and solemnly said:
- In connection with the launch of an automobile assembly line in the Volga city of automakers, we invite you to visit a new automobile showroom!
In that Volgian city, where, unexpectedly for himself, Lenya became the owner of a business and residential real estate (with a total area of 250 square meters), an automobile assembly line started working! It's a good news!
Lenya slightly deviated from his route and went into the car dealership.
- Where is the car that is made in the Volgian city? - Lenya asked the manager.
- Sales will begin in a week or two ... - said the manager. - But we have the oriental models...
He led Lenya to three beautiful cars, each of which was painted in one of the colors of the tricolor flag.
- Full equipment! - the manager said. - For you, as the first buyer, we have prepared a gift: a car loan with a rate reduced by 0.25 percent.
In the hand of the manager appeared sheets of paper with text. In his other hand, he held a car key with a beautiful remote control.
- Write your personal data and sign. No guarantees or collateral are required for you as the first buyer. The car is yours!
Senya's hand reflexively moved towards the key. But at that moment, the alarm went off in the street. Lenya's hand made a semicircle and grabbed the button on Lenya's shirt.
- You see, - Lenya said with patriotic pressure, - one of my ancestors, as it is precisely established on base of the annals and church books, was the equerry of the Tsar Fedor Ioannovich. So I would prefer to buy a car made at the car factory in the Volgian city.
- O! It is a great honor for us to be in the same car dealership with you! Let me take you on a mini tour of the dealership!
The manager showed Lenya a car dealership. Everything is done according to the most modern standards! Here we serve coffee to our customers! Would you like to get coffee?
Lenya politely refused:
- I just now ate delicious and drank kvass!
The manager nodded in understanding. Confidentially, he told Lenya:
- Do not believe those who say that all car tires are imported from abroad, and that tire stocks are running out. Some problems exist. But our Eastern models have excellent modern certified tires. And you can now become the owner of an oriental car without any problems. Moreover, we heard that a gift was made to the Tsar Ivan IV - an Indian elephant. You could become a successor to the ancient traditions of ancestors ...
Lenya had already become a specialist in economics by this time.
- Even if we imagine that the stock of car tires is running out, the problem will be solved through the system of gray import. A pause in the production or sale of cars, produced in the Volgian city, does not scare me. During the pause, the company will receive financial support from the center. As a result, cars, without any doubt, will go on sale. And I - figuratively speaking - I will ride not on an elephant, but on a troika!
The manager looked benevolently at Lenya:
- I wish you success! Come to our salon! We are ready to invite you in case of arrival of new cars in our showroom. May be, I do a record of your personal data?...
Lenya remembered the obtaining of real estate in the Volga city and politely avoided the additional service.
- A decision on fast food cashback will be made soon, and I will regularly visit the Avangard Vkusa restaurant! And on the way from the restaurant, I will visiting your salon.
The manager politely bowed to Lenya.
Lenya in a good mood continued on his way. Soon he will become the owner of a car produced in the Volgian city of automakers. The price is still not exactly known, but the reduction of the car loan rate by 0.25 percent inspires confidence in the economic feasibility of the acquisition.
June 14, 2022 04:14
Translation from Russian into English: June 14, 2022 05:11.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский "Лёня Бобров посещает автомобильный салон и принимает решение о покупке автомобиля. Рассказ".
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