Аннотация: Political doggies and Sophia in the information holding. A media sketch.
Political doggies and Sophia in the information holding. A media sketch.
Money is never superfluous.
The editor-in-chief of a large information holding received a hint from an important authority about the desirability of holding a discussion about Sofia in the program "Radio Two".
He called the woman - radio host:
- Do you understand that it is early for us to leave the stage?
- I understand.
- We, the our radiostation, need a discussion.
- You are dealing with a professional, that is, with me.
- I was recommended two dogs. They are very nervous. They wanted to send them to bark closer to Sofia, but decided not to strain the relationship. In addition, the Istanbul channel is on the agenda (it necessary to look around). This ... platform is ... a Tauride ... Dogs are very nervous. They are afraid that they may be treated under the new Law on Pets and sent to find a free bread. Take them, attach microphones to their muzzles, and let them discuss Sophia.
- Let's do it.
Half an hour later, the woman - radio host organized a live discussion about Sofia.
Nervous dogs, seized by the fear of being deprived of official bones, tried to surpass by the barking of each other on the air.
The opinions of the radio listeners were also read out. The listeners, apparently, were not afraid to lose their personal bowls, regularly filled with caring owners. The they did not bark, but spoke carefully about humanism.
Finally, the broadcast came to an end. The results of the voting (of radio prankers) were summed up. Each of the ten prankers was given 100 SIM-cards, and - modems and other hard and soft.
But even with this equipment of radio prankers, only two-thirds of the votes were cast in favor of the two barking dogs. All the other voices were raised against aggressive dogs.
The woman - radio host finished the program.
A few minutes later, the editor-in-chief called her:
- I listened to everything! The dogs barked on our air, we voiced, sounded the opinions of the listeners, and we orginized a voting. Honest journalism standards are met! One million five hundred thousand rubles until next weekend will fall into our account. We will write you a separate salary bonus. Well, that's it. I hang up.
The radio host sighed with relief. 'These are all little things. Those who were beaten with truncheons in August, they are still in shock'.
She looked out the window.
The polite drivers opened the back doors of the cars. The dogs jumped into the back seats. The cars started along the set routes.
The journalist touched the glass with her fingers. 'While we are not threatened with deprivation of state food. And then ... Let's see ... We are professionals ... We are needed under any government. "
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May 30, 2021 18:27
Translation from Russian into English: May 30, 2021 19:09.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский 'Политические бобики и София в информационном холдинге. Медиа-зарисовка'.