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The Script of the movie about elections

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    The Script of the movie about elections

  The Script of the movie about elections
  
  
  Sergei Sergeyevich was tired of listening to "stories" about supporting of a culture, of a creative activity and of a talented people.
  
  It is time for me to take my own place in this powerful stream of cultural development!
  
  The news came - a cultural figure, seemingly engaged in politics, is now freed from political duties. So, he is free, and he will gladly direct attention to my work.
  
  If there is such an outstanding person of a film production sphere, then I need to write a script for the film.
  
  Sergei Sergeyevich never wrote scripts for films. However, he suspected that there was a secret in writing scripts, - as in all types of film activities.
  
  What a secret?
  
  The main thing is to initiate a business, to start. And then, in one form or another, a group of trained people will adjoin and ... The film will be shot, at last. The money will be received.
  
  What is the most relevant theme right now? Elections!
  
  Sergei Sergeyevich takes a sheet of paper and begins to write.
  
  An important director who once shot something and managed to get prizes and titles for his work, went into politics.
  
  Politics is not a bad thing, especially in a representative body. They explain, which button to press and when. You sit, listen ... You press a button, you receive money. And fully provided - with money and with respect. It's boring, a little. But the Film Love Fund comes to the rescue. Or the Film and Love Fund ... Well, it doesn"t matter ...
  
  In general, he periodically allocates money, someone writes scripts, someone invites actors - pretty boys and girls, someone organizes the filming process. But the culmination of creative efforts is when the master, teacher appears on the set and sets out important words ...
  
  Thus, periods of pleasant boredom are interspersed, alternated with periods of profitable creative activity.
  
  But clouds are gathering over the city. The cyclone is approaching. Or a typhoon (to invite a specialist - a separate line in the film cost calculations).
  
  The city needs help.
  
  An important solid office. In the office - a big boss. An important (this moment little confused) director comes in.
  
  - "Please!" - a polite gesture pointing to a chair.
  
  The director sits down.
  
  - "What is your request!"
  
  The director at first feels confused. But, nevertheless, there is both creative and bureaucratic experience.
  
  - "I would like to help the city".
  
  - "More in detail, please."
  
  The director strains his brains again.
  
  - "Now all sorts of rags (a rvan') from the Moscow outskirts are outraged by elective filters. I am ready to become a candidate in the elections and to compliment, to praise the electoral system. I am happy to help the city!"
  
  - "If you insist, then we cannot create obstacles for you. The Constitution and constitutional rights exist in our country."
  
  - "I read the Constitution in the hall for voting."
  
  - "I wish you success!"
  
  The director is registered as an opposition candidate. He receives (from the leadership of the city) a separate package of signatures for the purpose of a passage of the election filter. He makes compliments. It seems that everything planned has been fulfilled.
  
  The office again.
  
  "Your request?" - "I want to facilitate the work of members of election commissions when calculating the results of voting." - "If you insist, then we cannot create obstacles for you. The Constitution and constitutional rights exist in our country." - "I read the Constitution in the hall for voting." - "I wish you success."
  
  The director writes a statement on the withdrawal of his candidacy from the election.
  
  He makes a sharp pessimistic statement about his political future. The leader of the opposition party not liked this statement. (It's necessary to think about a younger generation).
  
  The leader of the opposition party asks for media resources.
  
  "Your request?" - "I want to explain correctly." - "If you insist, then we cannot create obstacles for you. The Constitution and constitutional rights exist in our country." - "I read the Constitution in the hall for voting". - "I wish you success".
  
  The leader of the party speaks, for a long time, on a well-wide-known topics.
  
  Poland and the USA ... But France ... But actually - China.
  
  My relatives ... My village ... My fellow villagers ...
  
  (The theme of the three strategic corridors - of the "North", of the "South" and of the "East" ones, of flows of supplies of strategic materials, food, clothing, weapons, communications equipment, etc. are not the theme of the speech).
  
  But this is all - a long introduction (in a peculiar style, worked out to the smallest detail).
  
  The main thing is this.
  
  Elections - they are very good. How we rejoice in them. How we like them (It is important to think about a younger generation ...).
  
  As the final scene of the film, Sergei Sergeyevich thought up a meeting of the editorial staff of one of the media.
  
  The deputy chief editor instructs the full-time author:
  
  "You is a cultural expert. Don"t touch the "Dog Heart". Write a series of articles about the "Joker"."
  
  Further, several episodes from the "Joker" (not to exceed the allowable volumes, sizes of a quoting!).
  
  The happy end. The millions of rubles from the Film Love Fund (or the Film and Love Fund). Meeting of an important director with young representatives of the artistic world. The rewarding the director with a high creative award ... (All this scrolls as an epilogue in accelerated mode).
  
  Sergei Sergeyevich found the director"s email address and sent the script by e-mail to this prominent cultural-film personality.
  
  Sergei Sergeyevich checked his pocket. Is everything alright? My pocket is fine.
  
  "The matter is collective. The full amount will not be paid. The payment for the script will be divided between the team of authors." "One must be a modern person!"
  
  Sergei Sergeyevich patted his pocket: "Everything is ready - to receive money for the script!"
  
  "I'm in the "cultural game", at last!".
  
  
  September 4, 2019 11:41
  
  
  Translation from Russian into English: September 4, 2019 16:56. Владимир Владимирович Залесский "Сценарий фильма о выборах".
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