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The Story of how a girl from a good fairy tale decided to become an academician

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    The Story of how a girl from a good fairy tale decided to become an academician

  The Story of how a girl from a good fairy tale decided to become an academician
  
  
  A girl from Wonderland came to Lewis Carroll and says:
  
  - I feel the great potential of a historian in myself and would like to become a member of the Academy.
  
  - It's simple. First you need to become a rector. Then, you need to have a teacher working in your, subordinate, university, who is changing young lovers - girl students (one by one). Further, so that this teacher kills one of his mistress with an "obrez" [an illegal weapon that was created by cutting off the barrel of a standard rifle], dismembers the girl with a saw, and only then you, as such a caring rector, will be elected to the Academy.
  
  - And why from an "obrez"?
  
  - And what does history say on this subject?
  
  - Ahhh ...
  
  - You are ready?
  
  - What will happen during this long journey with me and with my young charm? Is it possible somehow faster? In the style of Edison, Tesla ... I don"t really like the version of Sofya Kovalevskaya (those good old days have already passed), but I, nonetheless, agree to this option - I"ll get married, I will go abroad, I will love my husband, I will become a great scientist ...
  
  
  - It is provided for by the laws of fairy tales and drama. One of the main playwrights - the main cultman - said that "they" love the dismemberment ... of a plays into an "actions" ... So, it turns out a long period ...
  
  - Better I will remain a girl from a good fairy tale!
  
  - Right! Listen to the stories about big budget outlays for science, culture, education and feel like in a fairy tale!
  
  - I'm in wonderland!
  
  Lewis Carroll looked in the mirror - what other plot from the field of "a science - a culture - an education" will appear?
  
  
  November 15, 2019 19:08
  
  
  Translation from Russian into English: November 15, 2019 22:41.
  Владимир Владимирович Залесский "Рассказ, как девочка из доброй сказки решила стать академиком".
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