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THINGS' ALPHABET


I know a thing about the Army.
I know some else, although they jar me.

I know a thing about the Bear.
That's why I never go near.

I know a thing about the Cat,
but Cats don't know about that.

I know a thing about the Donkey.
It's not the same as about the Monkey.

I know a thing about the Earth.
I knew it even before my birth.

I know a thing about the Fish,
which is a very Yiddish dish.

I know a thing about the Game.
I fear you know just the same!

I know a thing about the Honey.
I'd like to try it, but have no money.

I know a thing about the Iceberg.
Look at "Titanic"! What a nice work!

I know a thing about the Joker,
and this is why I never play poker.

I know a thing about the King,
but it's a very secret thing.

I know a thing about Love,
and many other things above.

I know a thing about the Monkey
It is the same as about the Donkey.

I know a thing about Nothing.
This one perpetually sets me laughing.

I know a thing about the Ocean,
thus keeping it in endless motion.

I know a thing about the Pope,
but sorry, it's beyond your scope.

I know a thing about the Queen.
Oh, no! Not the one you mean!

I know a thing about the Rabbit.
To tell one is my unpleasant habit.

I know a thing about the Sphinx.
Not that she thinks, but that she stinks.

I know a thing about the Thought.
It might be naughty, but it's not.

I know a thing about the Unity,
which lacks at all in our community.

I know a thing about the Venus,
and it's an impediment between us.

I know a thing about the Wonder
but sometimes wonder what lies under.

I know a thing about X-rays.
X-rated films use them always.

I know a thing about the Yankee
who's like both the Monkey and the Donkey.

I know a thing about the Zero,
and he who knows one is a hero.

I wish I knew a lot of things.
How great is the pleasure knowledge brings!


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